Joe Rogan Experience #2112 - Dan Soder

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day let's go Dan soda yeah let's go baby. what's happening I forgot how good a. weed you have this is Cat Williams weed. is it really yeah oh [ __ ] I'm going to. start talking [ __ ] on everyone in the. business and that ain't never been a day. that Shane Gillis ain't never texted me. you're. gay always calling me.

gay um oh we had Cat Williams ride the. racing simulator and I filmed it and put. some of it up on Instagram but he's like. this is how he drives this is a normal. thing he does this because he does this. in real life yeah I would love for his. Cat Williams to be the voice of my. self-hate he's like you ain't never. going to be nothing baby you suck just. like I know cat just to wake you up. every day and you to go to work yeah. yeah his David he's the new David goggin. he's like is good feel everything bad.

pimping I'm out here golfing in $5,000. sneakers dude he's the books thing is. still the funniest [ __ ] in the world bro. he doubled down and and then some. respect doubling down on a crazy [ __ ] is. [ __ ] hilarious he was saying I went. to the library and I got 20 books at a. time cuz that's all they would let you. get and I would be there three times a. week what often times I be reading eight. books simultaneously because I have the. original book and then I have books and. an ated and I love it the the idea that.

a librarian sees him coming and gets. nervous like no no no no no no lock the. doors here he comes only 20 only 20 only. 20 books at a time I need to read 30. books today how what was he saying a. week how many I don't give a [ __ ] what. he said he's a gem that guy's a gem I. love him I was so happy that I got him. to come on the podcast because like he's. like Joe Rogan don't want me on this. podcast like I do though I I [ __ ]. love that guy I've Always sung his.

when you heard him say that did you talk. back to the interview where you're like. but I do want you on no no I immediately. went on Twitter yeah I immediately went. on Twitter and I said dude I love that. guy yeah let's go and it I just never. met him I never met him until yesterday. I've never met him so it's just like we. passed each other in the night at the. store I just never was there when he was. there and he was already a big you know. giant theater act by then yeah and now. he's an arena act you know like he's. just I just never met him that's that's. all it was like it's hard to meet Arena.

acts like unless it's Chappelle who. still goes to the clubs yeah like I. asked him to do the club I you want to. do do a spot the club son he goes I'm an. arena. act just to clarify with someone like. that is I do Arenas too it's okay like. the club is amazing can't yeah not. enough people no he I think he genuinely. doesn't enjoy being in tight crowds like. that I think he's uncomfortable and I. just I told him I go you got too famous. and he go and he was like look like like.

he got too famous I mean he's been doing. arenas for over 10 years now probably. and then theaters the whole time well. Pimp Chronicles was when when was Pimp. Chronicles I want to I'm GNA guess I. mean I know Jamie's going to look it up. I'm going to guess. 02 03 somewhere around then I watched. that in the gym yesterday before I came. to do theast greatest standup specials. of all time it's [ __ ] amazing the the. the amount of the energy he has it's CRA. it's like up there with like the energy.

of Chris Rock bring the pain where. there's like it's like yell laughter. it's his own flavor he's the best dude. it's his own flavor of Comedy like his. his flavor of Comedy is uniquely Cat. Williams like the way he can repeat. things and they become funnier who who. could [ __ ] repeats a line and it. becomes funnier he does get the bit gets. better there with the fgo Come On Son I. was saying even his 2019 special was so. funny that I sat through 16 minutes of.

Jacksonville jokes acting like I knew. that about Jacksonville like I'm like oh. those bridges I forget who Chris Rock. was watching it with but they were they. were going crazy just because he was. just talking about Florida for the 16. minutes a local and and by the way by. the way you're laughing with him the. whole time he doesn't lose you and then. the special just gets better and better. he was doing sex robot bits on that. that's yeah he's he's a monster I think. he is top 10 of all time and people. don't even.

I think he gets overlooked a lot for a. guy that's been doing Arenas well he's. got a lot of controversies and craziness. you know but that's what you get when. you get a brilliant mind you get a a. [ __ ] Ferrari engine on a kid's bike. yeah and sometimes it goes off the rails. oh absolutely it's it's almost like. Howard Hughes [ __ ] where you're like. you're either going to be wearing a box. boxes of kleenexes shoes or wrestling a. seventh grader and it's going to be. filmed cuz that [ __ ] if you had enough. money you'd be like Nuke the internet I. want that off bro when you see that use.

type characters you see those guys just. get completely isolated and they can't. interact with people that is terrifying. but I see it I get how it happens I see. how it could happen yeah a lot of money. yeah a lot of money and you become. defensive like crazy defensive and. paranoid uhhuh the paranoia is the thing. that makes you just go like no I'm just. going to grow my beard in my fingernails. and not leave outside well you stop you. you have to stop and think about the. time that Howard Hughes lived in okay. and how easy it was to kill somebody.

there was no [ __ ] video cameras. everywhere there was no cell phone. cameras there was no DNA evidence and. everyone was corrupt and people like it. wasn't a thing where after 12 hours. you're like let's get let's get eyes on. it it would be a couple days people. would be like you just didn't show up. for work for sure they'd want to kill. you oh yeah yeah you're the the. billionaire guy who's controlling the. schools you doing you're making weird. decisions about the drinking water in. the town you're a Rockefeller yeah. you're just like what you got to be you.

you better be concerned yeah you better. have people around you well that's where. you got to worry about who are you. insulating yourself with cuz if you're. like a billionaire like that and you got. crazy [ __ ] in your ears you're. going to do that's how you get like last. time I was here we were talking about uh. Saddam Hussein's kids but that's the. kind similar [ __ ] you just get like. crazy people around you some mavelli and. [ __ ] and you're like yeah burn the town. but it's always the evil son of the King. right Mafia kids Mafia kids are always.

not as good at Mafia as their dad. they're kind of dangerous because they. didn't earn it right they just got that. power so they've never had to work for. it which is really weird which also. leaves a hole I think it leaves like um. they have to prove themselves more too. yeah whereas if you make your money. yourself there's always this like. gaining momentum where you're like look. what I'm doing right you all you know. you didn't just hit the lottery yeah. well you kind of hit the lottery at many. steps along the way get lucky for sure. there was a.

lot of work involved in getting to where. you are so you know your progression and. what you put in to get to that. progression but if you just are born the. son of a. king that's that's and you have a dragon. yeah you're just like let's torture. what's torture about dogs well you're. probably not to like empathize with. these guys but you're probably trying to. feel something you're probably like. everything is all the great [ __ ] that I. have does nothing to me that would. change 's life so now what do I got to.

do to the yeah back then they were like. H the milk of magnesia and and just. putting hot hot flames on people and. [ __ ] when did they figure out cocaine. who was the first to figure out cocaine. a brave person a brave person that knew. a little bit about science cuz it ain't. like weed where you can just pull it off. and and put fire to it cocaine and. alcohol takes someone so dedicated to. getting [ __ ] up that they become good. at.

science because I watched uh have you. ever seen that show trafficked no. there's this woman who's like one of my. personal Heroes uh Mariana vanel she was. she was a she's like a real onth ground. journalist goes to dangerous places yeah. yeah the kind of the people that need to. do iasa to stop the PTSD I don't know. what P she seems fine which is crazy all. those War correspondents are all like. you're like you need to probably go do. something to erase everything you've. seen she was first on the show like 10.

years ago because she exposed the. fentanyl issue and the uh excuse me the. opioid issue in Florida where they had. those pill Mills and they didn't have a. database so you could go to a they call. them pain management centers you would. go there you would talk to the doctor on. the left side the doctor say oh you need. pills and you go to the right side and. they give you pills and that's all they. have is pills and then people would go. to multiple ones stockpile get a big bag. of them go to different doctors you can. go many doctors yeah oh yeah they call.

that uh what do they call it Doctor. shopping or like going around and like. there there's a word for it where they. go doctor to doctor yeah you can you. could you back then you could do it CU. they didn't have a database which. everybody thought was insane this is a. controlled substance a highly addictive. heroin that you taking pill form and you. don't you. don't yeah they're just like I don't. know did you come by today and you go no. and they're like we can't tell she did a. whole documentary on it called the. oxycoton express and it was amazing I'm. going to absolutely check that out but. went to the [ __ ] jungle of Colombia.

to where they make cocaine and film the. whole process with the people making it. and then hiked out with them when they. carried it on their backpacks Through. the. Jungle who does she talk to to set that. up to also feel comfortable you're like. at any moment I'm in the jungle in. Colombia I'm [ __ ] dead not only I. just got my little recorder and I go so. do you like cocaine and they're like. what you're going to expose to your.

enemies roughly where this is yeah yeah. roughly you're going to give away some. information that can be used against you. I'll find those guys who are on that. video I don't I don't need they have a. mask on I know who that is that's Pedro. when I I know Pedro like if you had a. [ __ ] mask on and you were talking hey. guys that's Dan sod you'd have to do it. do you guys like Mao Mar you do it it. all Cat Williams like while you're. working on cocaine I ain't giving away. this cocaine ain't no one touching it H.

um just just the entire time you work at. the Coke factory that's great different. voices or just I changed my voices so no. one knows who I am I'm like I'm telling. you this cocaine is unbelievable and. they're like Dangerfield Back doing coke. when I was a um I was a bus boy at this. Steakhouse in Aurora growing up when I. was in high school and we would smoke. cigarettes in the room that wasn't being. used when you can smoke in restaurants. and there was this old waiter and he was. a former Marine and he was like old. school like I don't want to talk about.

it old school like did some [ __ ] and. then one time after work me and my buddy. Mike were sitting there and we were. smoking he'd smok cool unfiltered whoa. and this guy was just telling us stories. about he was a sniper in the Army and. his job in Central America was to kill. donkeys that were carrying Drugs North. and he's like uh cuz we'd always ask him. like did you kill people he's like no I. just shot a [ __ ] ton of donkeys and he. said cuzz all these donkeys would just. have all this weight on him and then he.

just pop him in the middle of the Jungle. and he be like well now you've got you. know and then it would set up like okay. now go get him but this dude like them. telling us that and us being 16 and. wanting it to be people like no but did. you kill people he's like no you're not. listening to what I did I [ __ ] their. [ __ ] up what a really dumb way to handle. a problem is what like here's the. problem some people think you shouldn't. do cocaine yeah so we're going to lock. everybody up who sells it so the only. people that are going to sell it are the. people that can get away with with SEL. it in Mexico yeah and those people are.

going to be a super billionaire powerful. cartel an industry an army A well-funded. Army and they're they can walk here yeah. and that's because you don't want people. over here to sell Coke even though. people want to buy coke yeah let it rip. I kind of feel like that's the only real. answer don't do it don't do it but if it. was sold in America it would be actually. ual Coke is it that hard to sell pure.

Coke I bet it would I bet it would make. a lot of people's lives better and a lot. of people's lives. worse worse for sure it would go like. this Richard prior got just regular Coke. and it ruined him yeah I mean some say. Hunter S Thompson some say Hunter S. Thompson's writing Freud loved cocaine. oh I mean all all the old school God. love the way cocaine made him feel. [ __ ] duh also when and he's and he's. into Psych ology I bet there were some.

Freud talks that you're like dude I. don't want to do this and he's like no. think about it you want to [ __ ] your mom. and he goes dude Simon we're on a lot of. below right now like dude it's like 80s. Coke movies where you know they were. writing and and making it when they were. doing coke there's some of those movies. like what are you saying electri I I. just probably not maybe but uh electric. 2 Electric bugaloo Breakin two electric. boo I watched that in my hotel room the. other thing and I was like this was. written on cocaine cuz every scene just.

goes like and then they're here and then. they're here and then they're here and. everything's all right my number one. speculation is show Girls yeah show. Girls was written with a half ereck. penis that was that movie was written by. a guy that's like and then boobs come. out me that was that movie hit when I. was in Middle School like right when. jerk and off started and so it was a. gold mine cuz you could be like it's a. legitimate movie it wasn't porn right. like but she's topless oh dude the sex. scene in the pool is the dumbest [ __ ]. where she goes like she starts fling.

around she looks possessed it it doesn't. make any sense that anybody would would. be like not lose their boner and go oh. my God she's insane I'm having sex with. an insane person also that would hurt. having sex like that you'd be like hey. calm down I was only nc17 the first and. to date only nc7 film to be given a wide. release mainstream theaters I'm telling. you they made it it was so dumb one of. the topest movies. ever but it's great to watch e8th grade. jerk off it's Hall of Fame great watch. cuz it's so goofy like if you're with a.

bunch of buddies and you get high and. watch show Girls you're going to laugh. you're going to laugh really H like. hinchcliff Gillis show Girls oh yeah. we're having fun I mean all the dialogue. the choppy dialogue it made it made. Cinemax movies look better where you're. were like man we were really making fun. of Shane and Tweed and all those Cinemax. movies and then you're like actually. much better than this it's better than. show girls but show Girls the Wild movie. they were like um Jesse span gets naked. I mean I'm telling you it timed out.

perfectly with me I was young enough to. watch Save By the Bell and take it. seriously that by the time puberty. hitting show Girls happened you're like. I was waiting for something like this. you're like wait I think kids now get it. too quick way too quick the sexualizing. of like everything happens so well boys. are seeing porn the moment they get a. phone yeah the moment they get a phone. why wouldn't you you you can't stop them. they're too smart my my youngest uh my. middle daughter rather she figure out. how to my wife put a password on her.

phone yeah and so like she could limit. the use she figured the record the. screen and give the my wife the phone so. my wife punches in the numbers it's. recording the screen it's like. Velociraptors learning how to open doors. W it's exactly like what the [ __ ] she. was 12 that is they they know so fast. like that's so creepy yeah you little. Raptor yeah like like imagine thinking. that you hear mom here Mom here's my.

phone I really agree with you that. limitations are important I want to see. the puppies and she's like screen time. and it's four hours of Tik Tok she goes. around the corner and she looks and. she's like we got her well they're. little drug dealers yeah that's what the. phone companies are little drug dealers. kids yeah drug dealers and the kids are. little junkies and we're junkies too but. I think it is. um I think it's one of those things. where you're like what's going to be. their response to it cuz they're smart. they can do [ __ ] like that when they get. older are they going to be like hey we.

should limit this no no it's not going. to be limited we're in it now we're in. it now and this is us and um I think. it's just going to get more and more. invasive because that seems the. direction that it keeps going if I had a. guess and then this is obviously just a. guess I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm. talking about but I I feel like this. can't be stopped especially with AI when. they're talking about Ai and all the. things that AI can do for for you now. it's just people are getting Papers.

written they're getting busted all the. time chat GPT is writing them any answer. to kind of anything it can code websites. instantaneously it it can do your voice. it can replicate your voice the Google. one can't show white people though. really which is the real issue no really. you didn't know this no oh dude are you. ready for this they asked the Google one. to show images of World War II Nazi. soldiers yeah and they made it all woke.

so they made like a Native American Nazi. they have an Asian lady Nazi they have a. black man Nazi you are describing the. perfect Punk album cover from the80s bro. they it couldn't describe the founding. fathers of the United States well they. were just they were men but were they. did they identify as men you have to see. some of these pictures see can you got. any Jamie I'm trying to find I mean I. know there I was seeing it on Twitter so. um here's my question to you and this is. the perfect place to ask this question.

about cell phones do you think there's. any chance that cell phones are weapons. from aliens that disarm us cuz we're all. looking down and they know it can use. our emotions like like a like a like a a. grenade that takes a long time to. explode where they're just like they CU. we each have them everyone like cuz I. love Alien [ __ ] and you're like well. that's there's got to be some alien. technology if they're watching us they. just drop some they're like hey you guys. want to watch them get [ __ ] up let's.

give them cell phones look at that. that's great fathers of America this. summer like how one of them is a Native. American like he that's like saying a. holocaust victim is a Nazi yeah that's. so crazy to say that's one of the. founding fathers of the United States no. that's who he stole the land from that. was this was their [ __ ] are you talking. about at the images of Vikings dude. that's great a Samoan dude and a black. lady yeah look at the popes an Indian. woman and an African man it's amazing.

this is hilarious Google Gemini that's. so funny Google Gemini is like I don't. want to say it that's not good cuz you. are messing with the fiber of reality to. fit in with your ideology and you. shouldn't be doing that if you're in. control of artificial intelligence it's. supposed to be an artificially. intelligent program that takes all the. information the world and gives you a. take on things right it's not supposed. to be an indoctrination tool you can't. use it so you're saying no no opinion.

opinions it should be a regurgitation. not an opinion can't [ __ ] lie about. who the founding fathers were man but. can you imagine if you could use AI to. make it yourself look awesome if you're. just like any AI Dan Soder stuff you're. like 7 foot tall could dunk easy run up. and down the court show me the one where. they showed the Nazi soldiers cuz the. Nazi soldiers one's most Preposterous. look at this bro look at this an Indian. Nazi nurse like the darkest African.

looking man you've ever seen was the top. left the their attempt at a white guy. and they were just like yeah we can't. even do it I think the top left is a. white guy so they let they gave you one. white guy when it came to German Soldier. but then you got an Asian lady you got. an Asian lady Nazi what what the [ __ ]. are you saying what the [ __ ] did you. just say do you know what a Nazi is how. are you so dumb and yet so smart yeah. that is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. in my [ __ ] life we're going to need. to hope that robots stay that way when. they turn on us that there's still some.

stupidity in them so we can win it's. this weird white thing that they have a. problem with white people yeah so. Bonkers I you also just don't know like. the programming like people can program. this people are at what point does AI. get away from people at what point does. AI CU you remember that thing where they. had I want you to imagine a world where. it was the opposite I want you to. imagine a world where he said show me. Muhammad Ali and it shows you this white. guy didn't they like do that with uh. like rock and.

roll wen't they like hey uh black music. but it's a white guy well for sure that. was the the criticism of Elvis yeah that. he stole rock and roll like Ray Charles. never liked Elvis like Ray Charles would. talk [ __ ] about Elvis really yeah you. never see Ray Charles talking [ __ ] on. Elvis I want to see that you got to see. it it's amazing with his sunglasses on. talking [ __ ] but it be for effect if he. took him off and looked at the camera. he's like look at me he's got the Blind. Eyes [ __ ] Hill look into my gray eyes.

like an oracle I'm going to touch you he. grabs your wrist and takes. his uh okay not necessar You' know. better than I yeah let me let me ask it. differently how good was Elvis what. Elvis did he caused a lot of the. populace if you want and usually when. people say populist they usually mean. white people uh to start listening to a. lot of music that normally they wouldn't. have been listening to and black people. been going out behind for for for.

centuries what the hell's unusual about. the sh hi and Stu and that's all AIS was. doing was coping that and he was doing. all kind of music that's black music so. what the hell am I supposed to get so. excited about man he's the king and he's. piece of. bunk it's. funny got in enough trouble as it is I. think everybody called Elvis a punk. everybody in entertainment has that that. love where they go like yeah he did this.

but also [ __ ] let's let's stop. sucking his dick everyone that anyone in. entertainment has that exact muscle that. response muscle like so he's the king. like Hein the [ __ ] King it might be. off microphone but everyone Cat Williams. is off right but in his case this is a. totally different time in history you. got to think of that was like if you. were a really good black artist you. actually couldn't get on TV yeah it. wasn't like today where there artists. are hugely successful they're like no.

you're just not happening back then you. were not going to make it and they were. going to really promote this white guy. oh yeah a white guy walking the [ __ ] out. of this white guy girls would scream and. cry like this is what we've been looking. for that reaction can I can I just say. that reaction always has been like. there's no way I could handle that. someone scream crying the second they. saw you well he couldn't handle it. either yeah look what happened to him he. went crazy yeah just well the Vegas. Living in Vegas full-time and just doing.

[ __ ] pain pills W that's like living. right next to sauron's Dick yeah just. the P you are on just the eye fcking eye. in the sky and then they're giving you. weird jumpsuits and you're learning. karate and you're doing all kinds of. drugs but by the way peanut butter and. banana sandwiches fried they're good. yeah you know what's really good peanut. butter and bacon with honey peanut. butter and bacon with honey I've been. doing I've been running back peanut. butter and honey recently is it true.

Elvis died on the toilet that's what. they say but that's just a rude thing. that I would say too if I was like he's. a punk he died on the toilet that was. the end of they cut off I already died. on the toilet and then just gets around. like that Elvis is probably still alive. when he said that I don't know actually. probably not Costa think do you think. Elvis did the fake death and just no. he's dead as [ __ ] yeah he's dead as [ __ ]. you can't do pills forever yeah they you. but what a way at the end I mean there's. a moment there where you flying high and.

then you got to be like well you either. got to wrap it up or just be like let's. just play it out oh [ __ ] there are so. many of his concerts where he's got pill. sweat oh yeah like just pill sweat all. over his face pill sweat just dumping. sweat Elvis Presley autopsy explains. grotesque illness that caused him to die. on toilet he's 43 he had constipation. because of everything they said he had a. four-month-old stool no way that's what. what this says oh but does it isn't that. one of the things that happens when.

people take like vikins uh opiates they. usually have a hard time [ __ ] on. yeah I hear due to his high fat. unhealthy diet what about the pills the. Jill Ro suffered from chronic. constipation why are they doctors due to. his high fat unhealthy diet what about. due to his pills sentence I know but. that should be at the top like that's. probably why he was constipated for. [ __ ] months the unhealthy diet people. [ __ ] like race horses [ __ ] everywhere. yeah yeah he must have been the the.

amount of pills he was on that was. stopping the [ __ ] and then making it. damn in him for four months so uh the. rock singer anyway I went off in a. tangent suffered from chronic. constipation in a postmortem examination. found had a 4month old compacted stool. sitting in his bow oh my God can we talk. about what came out but imagine how much. that dude was eating at four months. worth of food and banana peanut butter. sandwiches oh he didn't [ __ ] for 4. months he just packed it in how could.

you not [ __ ] for 4 months because my. initial thought is Ari would do that I. think this is just as a challenge no way. no to ask him some time no way not four. months but weeks what Ari would go weeks. yeah yeah I've heard the story it's. gross I got constipated two years ago. and it was one of the most terrified. I've ever been in my life scary for two. weeks I couldn't two and a half weeks I. couldn't [ __ ] oh my God and you're still. eating oh but you're also like you have. to poop you let go and you have to poop. but it just doesn't show up you just oh.

god dude it was after I got I had a. friend who had to go to the doctor to. get it pulled out oh yeah my friend. Larry shout out to Larry I used to work. with him on Fear Factor yeah and he had. to get poop pulled out of his story the. story every time he would tell the story. I literally couldn't breathe like I was. I was laughing so hard I couldn't. [ __ ] breathe cuz he's funny anyway. and he's telling the story and when it. got to the point where it hard so they. had to go in there there and like break. it up and out they had to use tools like.

they had to just chip away at the cement. [ __ ] that was stuck at the [ __ ] base. of his butthole dude there was a moment. where I I was at uh I was in Rochester. working a weekend comedy at the Carlson. great club didn't [ __ ] all weekend. Saturday I was like emotionally going. through it and I had suppositories and I. was like do a suppository cuz it I was. like just do it just do it and it didn't.

work and I was like I it was one of. those moments where you go why have you. forsaken me God I was like dude nothing. nothing and then um after the weekend I. went back to New York and I my doctor. was like just drink mirax just keep. drinking mirax like [ __ ] what it says. every time you think about it have a cup. of mirax and so I was just a tick and. time B God I was a tick and time on. stage that dude I had to and I was like.

I was like I had to go and so I get. through the weekend fine I get through. the weekend but the second I got back to. New York the next morning I woke up and. was like [ __ ] around in my apartment. and all the adrenaline had dumped from. like the past two weeks I sat down and. took the most glorious [ __ ] I took like. a Jeff uh Jeff Daniels Dumb and Dumber. wow like my legs were [ __ ] it was. unbelievable it was almost worth worth. the constipation for that dump why is it. so so satisfying to look at a giant [ __ ].

dude it just dropping out of you you're. like but when it's really big you get. excited about oh my god when it snakes. out I have to stop myself for uh to yell. to my. fiance cuz I I like there's times where. I'm like someone's got to see this Ari. would send me pictures oh yeah I mean. Ari will box up his poop like he did. when he gave big j a box of poop on. skanks gag just he said it was an avenge. sfold. and he [ __ ] [ __ ] in a box and gave it.

the [ __ ] they opened it in front of a. Crowd Oh my God and everybody was like. it cleared the room it was at the Old. Creek in the Queens downstairs it. cleared the entire [ __ ] room no. everyone's like that smells horrible. he's the best Ari is one of those people. where you're like and now he's do you. see he went viral with that sweet story. about what he did for his girlfriend I. did see that I didn't read it though it. was it's it's just you you know we both. know Ari the person. we both know the very good side a sweet.

man a mench he's one of my favorite. people I love him to death he is truly a. mench he's great guy he United New York. and La comedy he did single-handedly. well he went over there with the. attitude that we all had at the store. yeah he's like you guys should just meet. these guys you would like everybody yeah. big Jay was the first person that he was. like close with and then through big J. and Ari the healing started where we. started hanging out going to La and. everyone like became friends the New. York versus La comedy like Feud was the.

dumbest thing of all time it made zero. sense you are literally giving power to. all the industry separating like that. it's so it Not only was it so dumb but. it never made any sense cuz most of us. started on the East Coast yeah well. you're from. Massachusetts started yeah you like St. Hope's from Worcester it's like so many. guys started in New York and then came. bur I moved to New York in ' 07 right. when Burr left and so it felt like. ridiculous that people were like La.

Comics you're like yeah but bir birds. like we knew like people that were there. it was always it was ridiculous it. stupid but it was a dumb thing like you. just weren't communicating so like yeah. [ __ ] those guys it's like the Walled. Garden feel like you'd come to the store. and there would be all the clicks and. you would know who to hang out with you. know it's it's all high school it's. always high school high school just. keeps repeating itself throughout your. life but you can have a cool group of. friends in high school yeah you know and. that's what I try to cultivate yeah just.

people you want to hang with cool group. of friends I figured out long time ago. on the road and I was trying to explain. this to fee it's better to make less. money on the road and then pay a guy. who's good to open for you and pay for. his airfare in his hotel so you make. less money but you'll have more fun you. have to have more fun F fun is the whole. thing I'll add to that I like bringing. my friends who I like to watch because. then I get to watch a show yes I watch. them in the middle and I go like I'm. this is so fun yes and you get to go on.

laughing yeah like you're already. laughing Dan St Germaine's one of my. best friends and he's a hilarious comic. and I bring him on the road and he just. does little stuff that I'm just like. dude that's so [ __ ] funny he'll get. off stage and I'll be like that line is. so funny and it be like oh thanks when. we filmed cuz I'm you know put out my. special on YouTube uh Friday March 1st. when we filmed that I brought him cuz I. was like let's just keep this like a. weekend we're just going to film this. like this is cuz it was I was just on. the road and I was like let's just film. a show at a club that I love Portland.

helium we'll just film it like it always. is and I get to bring my friend and then. it's just like a hang yes it's like a. fun hang that doesn't feel cuz you know. when you do special tapings they can. feel like everyone's like are you going. to do it right is it going to be and. you're like and you got like your. manager there randomly yes and it just. doesn't feel like a show right filming. it at Portland helium with St Germaine. and having like people around and just. friends come through then it's just a. show it was like oh and then I'm like. I'm just going to put this up on YouTube. for free and this is great and this is.

exactly what I do on the road and it was. like a fun [ __ ] hang and I think the. club shows represent like a more. intimate thing which is what you're. doing at home anyway if you're sitting. in your living room yeah I think there's. a disconnect like if you watch like I've. seen some guys do Arena specials which. is nuts because is nuts it's great. listen Arena shows are Arena shows are. fun dude I went and saw Nate at [ __ ]. State Farm in Atlanta I'm not saying. Arena shows aren't fun I love AR here's. the point I'm making is I went and saw. Nate and live it was an experience it.

was like watching one man in front of. all those people just murder my friend. just being like buddy my wife B it's. just like sending out waves but at but. at home calm with like minimal minimal. exertion but maximal reward with the. punch lines if we were in the' 40s he. would have had so many he would have. been a Hall of Fame sniper in the Army. just how common would have been and he. would have been like 7° left that's a.

great description of Nate would be like. 7° right I've never seen someone more. calmly kill it's incredible yeah it's. incred and by the way the way he kills. he his bits are stuff that are it's so. organic and from who he is yeah that. like you're like I've had multiple phone. conversations with Nate multiple over. the years where we have talked about. something and then months later that. conversation is a seven-minute bit it's. just destroying the room we had cuz we.

all used to hang in New York uh like. around 0708 at standup New York when. Patrice patrice's manager Wayne Raa was. booking it so it was like Patrice was. there atel Big Jay and then Nate all. these guys that I met specifically LS J. Gomez and all them are all from this. time period so you would have weird. hangs like me Lewis and Nate Nate had a. bit that he did on Conan about his. friend trying to fight staff members at. of McDonald's cuz he took a bite out of.

his burger that was Nate Lewis and I cuz. we took a bite out of Lewis's hamburger. and wrap it back up and this psycho came. back in and was like oh what's up and. started walking at the McDonald's. workers and Nate and I were like no no. no no no dude Nate was laughing so hard. he had to bail out of the McDonald's and. I had to get in front of Louis and be. like it was us it was us and then six. months later naton Conan murdering with. a bit about it dude I bought a. cheeseburger once from Burger King and.

it had a bite taken out of it that is a. Act of War if it's not your friend it's. an act of War I was driving home from. training and I I got what a bad guy to a. guy coming home from training I was so. sad yeah I mean you have throw it away I. I was so hungry I ate it did you bite. around it yeah I was so poor I needed. the food when I was a waiter that's what. I would do when someone I worked in. Midtown and they would like throw out. this steak we had a Ste like like a and. it was a in little slices all the way.

down and I would see how much they would. eat and then I would just go one over. and be like and that's mine I just put. that in a dish and I be like and I got. some steak that's always the way to do. it when you're poor when you're that. poor you're like I'll eat around it yeah. I just ate it I was so hungry and I was. so but it is a and I didn't know what to. do I didn't TR I go and tell them. someone took a bite out of my burger I I. have to get home I'm tired was that I. just ate it cuz I'm saying they picked. the wrong guy you pick me who just. smoked a bowl and I'll what am I going.

to do go in and karate kick people yes. yes no I wasn't that type of guy dude. you could be like uh show enough in in. the last dragon and go [ __ ] up ate my. [ __ ] cheeseburger when I say. who ate my burger yeah you could pick. the wrong guy to do that to though you. could pick a guy who just found out that. his wife's been [ __ ] his best friend. and she stole $100,000 from his bank. account and his boss just fired and it's. and then he is in a [ __ ].

rage and he gets a cheeseburger and it's. got a bite taken out of it and it's like. oh okay [ __ ] and then you pull. in with that cheeseburger and just start. laying people out yeah you're you're. describing you're describing what's. going to happen to all these YouTube. pranksters some of them are bringing big. giant security guards with them well. that's their thing now because there was. a story about a guy one of these. prankers that got shot you got shot in. the stomach oh I saw that and then the.

article came an article came out with. interview with his dad shot in his. stomach by an illegal immigrant by the. way yeah but still a. prank that dude so quick to pull guns I. mean where's he from [ __ ] around with I. mean he ran from something you know that. that guy ran from something more. dangerous than him yeah maybe jail I. mean yeah there's like from jail some. some of these people you're like dude. you don't want to [ __ ] it's again the. wrong guy you picked the wrong guy yeah. you picked the wrong guy you picked the.

wrong guy by by [ __ ] pull his pants. down just shot him in the gut dude they. were they were old pranks people used. cuz this is come in waves there was a. like in the vine days people were doing. pranks yes and they were. deaning like black dudes just walking up. and deaning black guys like in the hood. and being like no no no and the second. they would like get swarmed on they'd be. like no no no it's a prank and there's. one where a guy does it and you hear. that gun hit the street and that. prankster is like and the guy like picks.

up the gun and you're like dude when did. you you could have been dead you could. have been dead 100% it's and by the way. the the security guards are just going. to make it worse cuz then you're going. to get a guy maybe you have a guy that. can [ __ ] handle himself and he's not. scared of your security and now there's. two people get H security guy gets shot. first exactly yeah and you're like dude. that's oh that's crazy man there what. people will do for attention is just. nuts but that's what that's alien dude. it's alien weaponry you might be on to. something they're coming from under the. sea here's and they're giving us weapons.

I'm all about Usos now dude yeah I'm all. UFOs it's a un unidentified submersible. objects yeah that's where they are dude. yeah they're at the floor Cat Williams. said yeah we were talking about sonar. heing just touched my heart where I'm. like do we both have the same crazy. theory he was said is this correct or. incorrect I love that he we were talking. about uh space about how we know more. about space than we do about the ocean.

which is true and he was saying that. those underwater listening devices were. most likely so that they could uh hear. UFOs moving around dude cuz if there. really are imagine if there really. aren't bases here under the ocean and. they know about him well here's the. thing that if they know about him [ __ ]. you you should tell us but here's what I. think tell us the theory I heard cuz I. heard about I I listened to an episode. of last podcast on the left where they. were talking about Usos and I got super. into it cuz I was enough you know when. the song hits correctly sometimes the.

podcast will do that and and I was. listening to the last podcast on the. left and it hit where I go like it. unlocked because they had this theory. that that they talked about that the. millions of years it took us to crawl. out of the water and evolve. into [ __ ] Liz you know whatever we. are like monkeys and then neanderthals. and then humans all that millions of. years there were things under the ocean. evolving. for millions of years with technology. and stuff and we're just up on the roof.

but yeah the problem is we've never seen. anything other than us that manipulates. its environment the intelligent things. that we found in the ocean that are real. are dolphins and orcas yeah and whales. but what about dolphins and orcas are. crazy in but like octopuses too right. that's true too but but none of them. octopus are very smart but none of them. have ever figured out how to make things. like make houses and cars and ships and. it's it's all like they're out in the. wild there's no houses I used to do a.

bit about uh how dangerous the ocean is. because there's no doors I'm like. there's no doors no matter what it's. just [ __ ] sharks and crabs and no. doors and everywhere you look everything. is eating everything it's literal murder. soup because they all eat each other. it's a ladder of eating just everything. goes up and eats something at the top. you have killer whales that are eating. whales they eat everything but what if. we're missing something what if we don't.

see it what if we are too stupid what if. we're just like rock monkeys and they're. just like they can't see down here these. guys have no [ __ ] clue you know when. you're in a tinted car and someone's. like like looking in the window and. you're looking at him like look at this. [ __ ] idiot he doesn't even see me m. what if. that's us with the aliens in the water. what if we're like looking down there in. the water and they're like these [ __ ]. idiots even when they come down here. they can't see. [ __ ] that's possible it's possible that.

they also can be completely invisible. like we're really close to being able to. do that now with stuff they figured out. how to like project what's behind things. on screens so you can you can like have. theoretically have a vehicle that as. it's moving through an environment it's. projecting what's there that's a. predator [ __ ] yeah like literally that's. that's a concept that they're working on. they're working on on for air aircrafts. they're working on it for for vehicles.

terrifying it's so terrifying and that's. just step one step two would be do. something that alters reality around the. thing so it's invisible yeah it if like. so that's what so you go into the ocean. and we're like down there and we're so. limited cuz we can't breathe down there. so we're limited we're in like. submarines or we have robots and it's. just like a it's just like a [ __ ]. ring every footage Under the Sea looks. like a ring doorbell where it's just. like and we don't know what the [ __ ].

they could be behind it like these. idiots there's so little of it that. we've explored there's only like 10% of. the ocean floor that we've explored 10%. that's so crazy 10% and then the thing. that they always see you UFOs or Usos. over water it's like the high frequency. that they see them and then they just. [ __ ] just down in there and they're. like follow me [ __ ] and we're like we. can't we can't you know space or the. ocean we can't breathe down there we. have a limited amount of room we can.

move around in just the idea of. something being here the whole time is. so creepy yeah yeah and them but us. being what's comforting is we're all so. stupid we don't see it right imagine if. you had a friend that's like hey like if. a couple people could see it you would. be terrified imagine if Society had. gotten to a point at one point in time. where artificial intelligence and human. brains mixed and we created a super.

class of of species like a new thing. that's both technological and biological. yeah and only a small number of beings. got that I mean you and those. beings for some reason. left and left us here the way we are. yeah that's what we're seeing with these. aliens those are humans that went they. went down the road that we're going down. right now and they were like dude we're.

going to get out of here yeah and then. maybe there was like all the disasters. that happened like the the the younger D. impact the asteroids hit and all that. stuff and Level Society but they escape. CU they're interdimensional Travelers. they're like we're going to get the [ __ ]. out of here it's like leaving a house. you're just like I don't care about this. house anymore now we're somewhere else. they don't need food anymore they. probably work on nuclear energy or. something there's probably some crazy. power source antimatter it's like a. thing that we would never even think of. need to breed the thing that I I uh the. Jimmy Carter brief did you you know.

about this when he where they briefed. him and it like broke him emotionally. where he was like so upset where they. were like hey by the way they've been. here forever like they he was like a. deeply religious man well Tucker. Carlson's talked about this recently. really yeah Tucker Carlson said that he. believes that they've always been here. and he believes that it's probably he. you know he was talking about like good. and evil and we all we know that good. exists and we know that that evil exists. we know that people are capable of doing. evil like these are real forces in the.

world yeah and there so what people are. saying is that these experiences some. people are having with like benevolent. ones that you're this is the stories of. demons this is the stories of the Bible. that there's like there's there's races. that are evil there's alien races that. don't give a [ __ ] just like there. praying mantises that eat hummingbirds. like in nature just cuz they're super. smart are creatures that are aggressive. that are smart like a hyena and then.

there's like animals that are aggressive. and just powerful like lions like and. think about us the smartest animal on. the planet that we know of and what do. we do to chickens [ __ ] them no those. chickens I go no you don't [ __ ] a godamn. this is where this is where my whole. world unravels I go Joe I [ __ ] chickens. dude I don't know I didn't think you. were G to get me like that but yeah it. there could be the the idea of. benevolent aliens of like the idea that. there are aliens that are good and. aliens that are bad scares me so much.

more because you're just like please. leave me alone like good ones bail me. out of it I mean but imagine like if. something became super intelligent but. in a more balanced environment like. instead of the way humans are so much. more intelligent than everything else. what if there was other [ __ ] around that. was pretty close to us so you're saying. like what if the food chain the Gap. wasn't as big between one and two right. right would we ever that would be a lot. nicer to each other right but would we.

ever get to this point that's the thing. I think if if it did it would be a. slower role slower but I also believe. that community and uh. empathy would be higher if we had less. of us more danger more of a threat more. threat if if there were if there was. like a I tried this as a bit but it. never worked if Dolphins had legs like. if they just came out cuz they rape and. if Dolphins came out and just on land. and you'd be like cuz they're so they're.

all muscle yeah so they would just [ __ ]. our [ __ ] up oh they'd kill you yeah a. dolphin that could breathe yeah and then. oh you're in trouble yeah we're. absolutely [ __ ] you're in trouble. imagine so Pro dolphin but Dolphins. evolve legs and they just become the. worst rapists on the planet and they're. like what were you wearing and you they. rape your dog they rape everything just. everything they don't give a [ __ ] they. rape your car yeah they're super. intelligent they just [ __ ] everything. they find my Ultima got [ __ ] by a. dolphin I'm going to be late to work.

they your emo laid out in the [ __ ]. garage they're just just like a tornado. of rape just coming through and [ __ ]. it Town up they also commit infantri. side what's that they kill babies so. they got those Chinese callide what do. they call it infantri side is like large. scale killing of children I think I. think I might have exaggerated that but. I think um what they do is uh when. female uh dolphins have babies. apparently they they won't breed for a. long period of time while they're. raising that baby sure they're being.

good moms and what male Dolphins would. do if they have not had sex with the. female dolphin I hope I'm not [ __ ]. any of this up they'll kill the babies. to [ __ ] theom to force the mom into uh. breeding again Force back into estris. that's some trailer trash [ __ ] the. strategy that the female dolphins have. employed is to have sex with as many. male Dolphins around her as she can so. that no one knows who's the baby yeah so. everyone's like that might be my kid. exactly genius wait reports of.

infanticide infanticide insc stations. have been quadrupled in the past decade. and now in fanticide has now been. documented in six species of tooth whale. including multiple populations of common. bottl noos. Dolphins damn yeah so if you're a grown. dolphin you've made it through a lot you. made it through a lot you made it. through a lot of dolphins wanting to. [ __ ] your mom while you were a kid if. you can't if you can't make a house. dude the world is rough do you know how. different I would have been I was raised.

by a single mom who dated if all those. guys had to kill me to [ __ ] my mom do. you know how dangerous I would be right. now I would i' be I'd just be a yeah I'd. be absolutely dead I was also I was a. little sweetie pie I was at a Kevin. mallister I'm not setting Home Alone. traps I would have gotten rolled Dennis. I tell you the guy's name that's. hilarious he would he was the first guy. my mom dated after my dad Dennis would. have killed me yeah probably yeah. because he would have been like well. you're not going to [ __ ] when this when.

this kid's around and she's like he's. not just coming up behind me with piano. wire I'm. like I think for dolphins it's like six. years. too that times out exactly how old I was. I was maybe five when my mom started. dating that's so funny to think about. them I have to be like my mom's like I'm. going on a date just the whole day I'm. just like where the [ __ ] is he come get. me you son of a [ __ ] how weird is it we. put those things and swimming pools and. pet them and ride them and [ __ ] yeah.

just tricks do a trick I uh so weird I. went to the Atlanta aquarium they have a. great aquarium and I was doing shows. there and I went and um went to the. dolphin exhibit and I thought it was. funny cuz these dolphin trainers are. also scientists yeah but then they have. to dance it's like the weirdest thing. they're like they know all the stuff. about dolphins but then they're like hey. do a little do a little routine and feed. them a fish and you're like how. disrespected are you you as a scientist. that they're like and [ __ ] twirl. around a little.

bit and making these incredibly. intelligent wild wild beasts of the sea. do these Dance I'm surprised they don't. snap all the time yeah do they kill a. lot of trainers killer whales do they've. killed a few yeah that's when they one. they kept they kept using them because. they're so valuable a male killer whale. so he killed someone and they kept him. around who's the guy that's nexted up on. that who's who's the guy that they're. like I think they sold him to another. place that's what you do cuz no one.

working there will be like yeah what. ever happened with that one there was. one in. SeaWorld so the for four fatal attacks. by orcas in. captivity tikum was involved in three. and he's the he killed three people he's. the one from Blackfish right yeah he bro. he killed three people damn he's got. three bodies on him why wasn't tikum put. down um brano's family and animal rights. activists say do do not want to see.

tikum killed bran how do you say that. name brancho Bran brancho Branch's. sister Diane gross told the Associated. Press that the trainer loved the animals. like they were her children it would not. want anything done to that whale even. though it killed. her yeah um yeah get over it lady that. thing's uh thing's murdering people yeah. it just it killed your kid if you're the. family members of one of those people. you want that will killed like first of. all you should really let it go CU.

you're you you're holding in captivity. against its will and it's a super. intelligent like Behemoth of the sea it. didn't die till it had a lung infection. damn it went down with empy so where did. it where did they take it they moved it. somewhere after it killed three people. just moved it imagine working at that. [ __ ] place and you go who do we get. this is the killer where that's killed. three people we got started in Orlando. move to Victoria British Columbia and.

then back to Orlando wow damn that's a. long trip he sired 21 Cales throughout. his life so that's what they want him. for is come they wanted his jizz yeah. just want his his hot orca whales you're. not see you're not allowed to capture. them anymore yeah wasn't that that show. Whale hunters all about that just like I. don't know I didn't see it oh dude it. was wild it was on Discovery I think and. there was just these guys going out. there and they were trying to stop. people from whale hunting so they just. like smash into their boats and [ __ ]. isn't it crazy that they're saying.

you're not allowed to go capture them. okay everybody would agree that's a good. thing right sure but you're allowed to. keep them and make them breed and make. you more of them that's like saying like. no more slavery except for the slaves. you have and if they and you can have. kids with them and those count but No. New Slaves but no new one you can't buy. you can't go buy a new one but you can. keep the one you have right now and. force it to breathe like if they are as. intelligent as us yeah but they just. can't manipulate their environment it's.

very similar it's it's not a human being. obviously so we don't respect it and. treat it the same way as we treat. ourselves but imagine if it was a human. being in the same role that would be. insane if there was a human being that. had to live in a in a swimming pool and. and do tricks and and Fe if like if it's. as smart as a human being yeah you go. insane they don't know how smart they. are they really don't know so you think. they just feel crazy the whole time. they're just like 100% just out of their.

[ __ ] mind [ __ ] nuts my [ __ ] mind. how come I have to dance to to eat and. you're trapped in the swimming pool. you're like where's the ocean but it'. just be like us in a room like a pretty. big room that you could run around in. and some of them are born in captivity. when this one was captured at 2 years. old it was put into one tank in uh. Iceland and it was transferred and when. it was transferred to the new tank in. British Columbia it was abused it said. by two older female. oh wow. it says forced him into a smaller pool.

that is crazy like get out of here he's. like can I go to the medical pool wow. the trainers had to keep him in the. other pool for protection so he's. probably isolated just like a person who. becomes a serial killer yeah abused. isolated yeah no wonder he's killing. people cuz he's trying to he's flailing. to get out he he doesn't want to live. like that you [ __ ] [ __ ] so that's. why he grabs a lady that's like I think. we can get him up here but that energy. of then getting like killed right before. you go shut the [ __ ] she goes I I think. we can get yeah guys if you clap I think.

he'll come up you just feel that like. that pull that like animal strength of. an Ora whale that has to be the most. terrifying way to die because you are. drowning which is horrible but number. two you're being forced down by a thing. that's the size of a building yeah or. not that big but like it's the size of a. Mac Truck and it's [ __ ] holding you. down at the bottom of a. pool and you're just like and you're. just trapped in its teeth yeah and so it. obviously doesn't give a [ __ ] about you.

but it's holding you in a way that. you're like well this is it rescue. attempts were thwarted by the whales. refused to let burn go even after she. was believed to have fallen unconscious. in the water her corpse was later. retrieved with a large net after which. she was determined to be deceased her. death was ruled in accident it's murder. that was murder the whales were like at. they were keeping her there they were. high-fiving after they were stopping the. rescue attempts. they daed each other up after they were. like we got her they wanted her dead.

yeah that's so crazy they're so smart. man that well also was she the head. trainer the lady that got killed well. she was only 20 and then I'm reading in. the second one this says this the second. was a guy they call him a vagrant snuck. into the pool which by the way and tium. killed him yeah by the way you sneak. into that is the Ace venturo moment. where he's like here snowflake here. snowflake now all a sudden I'm on tium. side that guy that guy [ __ ] you that's.

on you that's him but I'm on tium side. like what are you doing why why are we. still allowing that that's so crazy that. after if anybody's watched that movie. the Orca movie what is it called black. fin what is it oh Blackfish Blackfish I. thought you were to say free Willie I. was going to go I know in the soundtrack. Blackfish or if watched any of the. documentaries any of the YouTube videos. that you could see about orcas in. captivity it's crazy crazy that that's. legal yeah it's it's torture yeah you're.

taking a thing that they didn't do. anything and it's a prisoner it's a. prisoner for life and it's also Giant. and needs space yeah it needs I can't. imagine feeling guilt-free. owning that place it's literally like. you being stuck in this room for the. rest of your life and then I come out. and I do a sick routine and then I come. back in and you give me like. cheeseburgers and I come back in here. and I go like that new Batman [ __ ]. really hitting yeah imagine stuff my. face and then finally I've just had.

enough of it after years years of daily. of just that yeah and by the way. absolute abuse because I'm sure orcas. they're smart enough that they don't. always listen to commands like anything. with intelligence it's not 100% Going to. listen to commands CU it's got to think. and sometimes it doubts and sometimes. like and then they probably were like. abusing it the fact that they killed her. and that the other whales did look out. like a [ __ ] prison hit would I I. would be. like I don't want to speak that turn but.

if I was her family I'm back to Shamu. because I I was like why did they call. him all Shamu yeah the first one not the. first but it was one of the first ones. was called Shamu and this one had a an. incident too it didn't the the woman. didn't die but in which uh she bit the. legs and hips of Vanette. ekis uh a SeaWorld employee who was told. to ride her as part of a film publicity. event Shamu refused to release the woman. until other workers came to the rescue. and Pride the orca's Jaws apart with a.

pole oh my. God oh my. God she died four months later not the. the the whale not the woman yeah oh. she's only conditioned to performed with. trainers wearing wet suits so the. problem is this girl got on with wearing. a bikini Because by the way it was 71 so. they were absolutely doing that like why. don't you give him a sexy ride a sexy. ride on Shamu Shamu loves sexy ladies. and then Shamu was like I am a devout.

Muslim he's like get either either get a. B on that's I mean dude like skin get. your dirty vagina off of me yeah you. [ __ ] weird you rock monkeys touching. me with your [ __ ] land skin Fe you. got your feet on me your dry skin she. was only trained to do it with people. wearing wet suits yeah so she had. previously attacked people in bikinis. before and if you're like if you're one. of those guys that like is running that. part and you're all sexed up on cocaine. on good 7s cocaine and you're like yeah.

baby you can ride shimu then they're. like like hey dude I don't think you. should put her on there goes no no no. it's a sexy ride she loves sexy rides. like he pulls up in his Trans Am he's. like yeah you can ride the whales cuz. back in the 70s they didn't give a [ __ ]. about animals they didn't give a [ __ ]. 70s and 80s dude one of my coats bro. dude uh Milo and Otis there was a movie. called Milo and Otis in the 80s and 90s. it's a movie about a puppy and a dog.

that love each other. right my favorite episode of Legion. ganks ever is I wasn't even on it Lis J. Gomez talks about it gets teared up. because he loves the movie so much I. think he's drunk on the podcast it's. like if you watched it in your childhood. it sticks with you it's a movie about a. dog and a cat that from ' 886 and it's. like a yeah it's about a a pug and this. cat and their friends and they just go. on a wild adventure through wherever. they're going through right okay and.

you're like as part of my childhood it's. live action I remember this being like. dude this is such a sweet movie you look. up the animal abuse that occurred on. this movie and it I can't even watch. this cuz it upsets me knowing there's I. think you can look it up there was a. scene involving a cat where they killed. like 12 of them to get this scene done. cuz I think it was filmed in a country. with like no animal rights like no at. all and they were just like that scene.

that was the scene where the cats and. the thing I think they lost like a bunch. of cats there was a scene where they had. to make him walk with a limp and they. were just breaking his leg that's what I. mean you read about it and you're like. oh my God it once they did that episode. on skanks and then I read about it cuz I. like was listening to the episode. playing video games and I was like I got. to look this up it [ __ ] me up I like. can't oh my God it's uh the Animal. Welfare allegations yeah um doesn't much.

okay yeah they probably aren't going. into the details but you can find the. details online but they were like cuz. you see it and you're like oh look at. that an animal and a cat friends isn't. that like the the idea of. like if you ran like. a a billionaire. pedophile business sure all right I'm. with you you did it through an animation. company oh isn't it kind of like that. well the Nickelodeon thing where that. guy got busted that guy Jay and I talked.

on the bonfire before I left but this. guy at. Nickelodeon did he was like on remember. the show Head of the Class he was I. don't remember I know you're talking. yeah this guy name's his name's Dan. something and he was a a higher up at at. Nickelodeon and it found out that he was. just like um like wildly abusing. everyone like feet pictures dude his. pool at his house this guy Dan Schneider. this guy his pool at his house is a foot. and he was accused of having like a.

crazy foot fetish if you have a crazy. foot fetish don't make your pool a foot. whoa yeah invest yeah there's a series. that's what it is I learn all my [ __ ]. from Bad document the problem is if you. get busted for something like that you. look like that everyone's going to. believe you did it yeah butd you got. pedophile face like a [ __ ] he's. got that face like yeah some deviant. [ __ ] you know who else had that was the. guy that did all the boy bands in. Orlando Lou um L what was his name Lou. Pearlman Lou Pearlman you're just like.

yeah you AB you abused kids like you see. a picture of them bro the best one is. Jimmy savvo oh my god dude that yeah. look at that oh yeah look look at him. just a bunch of hot boys screaming like. they're all having a good time he's like. yeah he's just nut oh my God he looks. like a Philip Seymour Hoffman wore a fat. suit and played an evil guy it was on. worse heroin yeah he was on mean heroin. look at him oh my God but savil was like. um the creepiest looking creep of all. time but by the way he did [ __ ] that was.

like in the documentary I don't even. know if they brought it up like he would. like [ __ ] with kids that were dying like. on the step of death maybe even past oh. my God oh my God that is an evil look at. him he looks evil man a demon and also. who wears a mess shirt like that when. you're all old and got turkey skin a. freak a sexual freak and he had his own. supply of kids and he sexually abusing. these kids and these kids are like dude. I'm dying I got [ __ ] leukemia and I. got to [ __ ] this weird looking dude but.

imagine that other people knew yeah and. they protected it that's the worst part. there's no way no one knew that he was. [ __ ] kids no it's like um it's like. the sanduski thing in Penn State where. there were like people that were like. kind of found out about it and then were. scared that if they said anything they'd. lose their job right and then you're. like well yeah that's that's where the. power comes in it's not necessarily a. clean and cut thing. morality wise I mean obviously it is I. think you say if you see something you.

say but like those people kind of who. are next to that kind of power well they. have that thing in them that they want. to be close to that power yeah they have. that like thirst to be close to that. power so they're not going to say. anything cuz if they say anything. they're kicked out of the party and they. don't want to get you know when in. reality guys like him should be hunted. for sport Yeah by people and then you. put that on cable yeah I watch that and. you get really rich yeah you get really. rich hunting bad people and you go like.

I want to see Jimmy sa bro imagine if we. did have the ability to film things in. HD from the sky where you never. interacted you could do the entire show. it's it's coming and it's Jimmy savl. gets let loose and one of those kids is. 18 now oh yes baby got a battle and it's. it's him and his dad so it's like a. bonding experience or you get the guy. Larry nesser Nasser from Michigan State. I just watched that video of the dad. trying to attack him in court that'll.

fire you up when you see a dad be like. can I get a minute with him and the. judge is like you know I can't do that. he does that like the move and then he. TR he gets like this guy yeah this and. it's completely understandable Larry. nter is a piece of [ __ ] what happened to. that guy did he get in trouble yeah this. is. [Music]. a by the way shout out his daughters for. being proud the entire time of him they. don't ever break they watch it and. they're like thanks.

Dad he just wanted to get his hands on. Larry Nasser that that one recently the. guy jumped across and got D wild that. one's wild that guy got some air yeah. dude that one that guy got [ __ ] jump. man that was a full Goldberg spear in. the air he that was not instantaneous he. was preparing for that you know's no way. back of it did he go like do you think. he did like a he just went for it man it. was so fast there's a moment where you. wonder if he goes like this he was so. fast watch how fast he.

moves here he. is gets her too yeah over you know what. desk whatever PR jump over the whole. desk whatever prison he gets put in. you're hoping there's a Longest Yard. situation where you can use this guy on. the. field going to be a hero yeah dude he's. going to go in and be like damn you got. her too cuz he he got he got it was an. armed tackle he got her did you see what. they did to him though the next time. they brought him in yeah they like. muzzled him and kept him like Hannibal.

lecor like Hannibal lecor yeah show show. how they brought him in the second time. look at look at how they brought him in. which you should have entrance music. like a fighter look at this guy look at. that they gave him a net they put he's. chained his hands are in bags he can't. use his fingers he's handcuffed and. Shackled and they got seven guys around. them yeah wild man dude look at his eyes. [ __ ] but you know what you hear that. thing imagine being him right now but.

you hear that thing where the judge goes. like cuz I from what I read he was. prepared to get like paroled I think. like that's where he was in his head and. the judge is like no no no you're. staying for like five more years and. he's like [ __ ] that [ __ ] like that is. such an instantaneous like yeah [ __ ]. this what yeah like I don't know what he. did I don't know what you know what the. situation was but in that moment of. being hold like nah nah nah you're uh he. had he had just been doing a speech I.

remember hearing it he said like he had. not been committing crimes anymore he. has re rehabilitated. and and she's like no I don't think so. she then did the she did the the kembe. mutumbo and she's like no no no no what. was he being uh tried for like what was. he there for uh. convicted pull up the video again dude. that says it battery. battery no way not that guy no no no no. that guy doesn't have an aggressive bone. in his. body dude but by the way that is a.

[ __ ] hell of a defense battery on a. protected oh that's the one we got for. the oh that's what he got for her for. the judge for jumping at the but they. they hit him with the book they hit him. with so many charges and it's a viral. video they have to put a stop to that. yeah it's like streakers right like. they're like they don't show them on TV. right and then they when they do catch. them they're like we got to hit you with. something we got to hit you something. big I was at the Super Bowl and they ran. and the streakers that got there did you. see the one guy bet on himself yeah. that's immediately what I said to Chay.

when we were at the game I was like dude. those guys put a bet down that they. would do this and they're going to make. a lot of money off this that's pretty. wild cuz why not you be like I bet uh. there'll be a Streaker in the third. quarter and then you're like I can. affect that that's pretty wild my. favorite's that all these betting sites. now allow wrestling as a lifelong. wrestling fan I'm like come on guys. that's hilarious this is crazy like. you're watching Monday Night Raw they're. like mudded Night Raw DraftKings you're. like this is fake this is predetermined.

how is that legal do you you guys trying. to ruin gambling forever dude also what. what what's next you going to bet on. Fast and Furious. movies I bet Vin hits NS in the first. [ __ ] hour of the movie like this is. [ __ ] wild you're watching you're. going to bet on plays on like Broadway. plays where you're like you know funny. girl I bet she has a problem at the end. of act one it's [ __ ] ridiculous it's. so stupid and I love wrestling but I. would never be like oh finally my.

favorite thing was coming up with. gambling for my friends when we watch. the Royal Rumble like you put money in a. pot and then you get numbers and then. that's your guy but not like going on a. a app and putting down like a thousand. bucks [ __ ] that well I think guys get. super addicted to that too it's gambling. yeah it's 100% gambling you ask you ask. uh like people that went to gambling. Gamblers Anonymous like people that have. been through the program through that. and they'll be like [ __ ] heroin and well.

they say it does the most damage it does. the most damage out of all the. addictions heroin is a set price there's. no set price with gambling you and by. the way the more you go up the higher. the high and lower the low yeah so. you're doing big big bets you're going. to if you get [ __ ] you're [ __ ] sure. if you win it's amazing but then all you. do is you just want to go do it again. people don't walk away it's like dealing. drugs people never walk away from that. [ __ ] they never win The House Always. Wins they're going to take your money.

always always they're not they have the. smartest PE dude I had I had a buddy. when I first moved out East I lived with. my buddy Morgan in New Jersey and he. loved he loved the taste and this is. like when you had to go to a bookie and. [ __ ] so he was like doing some real. gambling he would get so [ __ ] into it. but then he was right he would yell this. thing all the time when he would bet on. the points and the points would hit to. [ __ ] him he would be like they're from. the future they're from the [ __ ].

future he would like scream it if he. lost like a thousand bet on the Knicks. and you're like yeah they they have the. smartest guys working for them like they. know how like to set the line like all. those guys are [ __ ] crazy smart. they're crazy smart and they use. analytics exactly you're going you're. going against Wall Street you're going. against guys that probably could be. making millions on Wall Street yeah and. you're just like yeah I think the Chiefs. are going to win dude the worst was. gambling has got it's it was in Vegas so. you know obviously there's more gambling.

but the Super Bowl if your team's in the. Super Bowl you [ __ ] care but I've. been to two Super Bowls and what I've. learned is there's a lot of people there. that don't give a [ __ ] they just want to. go to a Super Bowl they're just at a. Super Bowl they don't care who the teams. are as someone who does care who the. team is it's a different viewing. experience right so the fourth quarter. of the Niners Chiefs game I'm a die hard. ners Manan I am like sweating I'm like. Chay and I are like punching each other. in weird ways like we're just like we're.

just like this the whole time we're like. holding hand it was [ __ ] nuts these. [ __ ] guys in front of us were just. these like business CEOs from North. Carolina oh and as they got drunk they. like they noticed Chay cuz you know he's. on SNL so they like know a famous guy so. they kind of were doing that thing where. they wanted to talk to us but we we're. like dude it's a [ __ ] Super Bowl like. we're watching the Super Bowl this is. big for us we're 49ers fans can we watch.

this and by the fourth quarter the guy. goes yeah I've got a parlay if Brandon. auk can get two more catches and I just. put my hand in front of his face and I. went what no I don't want to talk to you. right like he was turned around talking. to me and you're like stop cuz he thinks. I care about his his bets you're like. dude I love this team we are almost at. the Mountaintop shut the [ __ ] up right. about it's like having a a party over. your house and it's just the wrong. person shows up and just camps out in. front of you and starts talking to you.

and you're like do you not understand. and I give too much of a [ __ ] about the. 49ers because it was the only thing my. dad and I shared so I give like that. extra extra like this is connected like. Boston with the Red Sox it's like yeah. it is national identity it's a disease. more than it is an enjoyment it's like a. thing like I see that logo and I'm like. let's [ __ ] go I just [ __ ] care so. much and that's hilarious they played. last season they played the Eagles in.

the NFC Championship Game and all my. friends are from Philly like a lot of my. comedy friends are Eagles fans big J. veon [ __ ] Shane Tommy like there's so. many guys I know that love the Eagles. specifically big J and Big J's like dude. I'm having a party come over and watch. it and I was like no I care way too much. I care way too much and it was just him. Eagles fans and then friends that didn't.

give a [ __ ] and that's what I said I was. like I know there's going to be one. person that talks to me that I'm like. please don't talk to me right now but. also I'm the enemy over there so then I. watched it at home worst decision I've. ever had in my life cuz I watched it. alone and I just went like crazy like an. orca whale I was just like screaming at. a TV by myself I do that if I watch. fights yeah yeah if I watch a good UFC. at home I'm screaming yeah cuz you. especially shut the door oh my God it's. pure enjoyment it's like it's the sports. viewing equivalent of walking around. your hotel naked you're like no one can. come in here this is my room and I'm.

going to do whatever the [ __ ] I want. right now it's unbelievable and if. you're if you're live and you're. screaming it's just seems normal but you. want one other person there you want a. person all I had was my dog and she. didn't understand why you were yelling. why I was so [ __ ] hyped up and when. Brock P's elbow got injured she just saw. me spiraling away you know when dogs can. tell your an anxious or whatever she's. just like slamming her body in my leg. and shaking and I'm like no no no it's. all right it's all right we're [ __ ]. still in this thing my dog is so sweet.

that he he freaks out when there's. violence in movies we're watching movies. together we're watching this new Netflix. show what is this new Netflix show it's. a Korean series about uh people that get. infected and they become monsters I. think it's called sweet home or. something like that sounds badass it's. [ __ ] great sounds it's it's a fun. show fun show but there's some violent. moments where the monsters get people. and the dog is like what the [ __ ] is. going on he gets up he starts spinning.

around that's called Sweet Home fun show. man dogs having anxiety about stuff they. don't understand going he got a toy he's. like bringing the toy to me I'm like. dude it's not real man it's not real. dude my dog whenever whenever a dog. comes on the screen cuz she's a she's. like what the [ __ ] like someone's in her. house like we'll just be chilling there. and then she'll try to like Shane came. over and was hanging out it was the. first time you met Myrtle and I think my. dog was like trying to impress him cuz. most of the time she'll look up and be. like and you're like shut the [ __ ] up.

but this one she was like like ran to. the TV and we're like you're not big. stop acting big that dog was in this. room it would [ __ ] your [ __ ] up also she. only barks at cute dogs if it's like a. hell hound or something she's like nah. I'm good she just completely passes over. she's like no I'm not [ __ ] around the. First Time Marshall saw the American. Werewolf in London He barked at it yeah. oh in there that yeah that thing if. you're a dog yeah that has to be. terrifying yeah he saw it he just went. yeah what the [ __ ] is he cooled it now.

oh yeah yeah yeah he knows it's not real. all right but that first time he's like. what first time he's like and he hardly. ever barks does Carl is Carl one of his. first barks ever I think Carl saw it and. was like what the [ __ ] you make noise. holy [ __ ] hey cool dude that is great. that you have a dog that you don't know. if it barks or not Marshall never barks. he'll he'll bark if he wants to come. inside like if someone leaves him. outside for a bit and and he comes to. the door he'll bark he'll like one bark.

no we uh like Mom no dad someone's here. yeah Dad we rode it we were like cuz we. got her during the pandemic so everyone. was inside in New York and so we're like. don't bark we live in an apartment shut. the [ __ ] up and then. hilariously uh Katie and I left the dog. with her parents in Boston oh no and we. came back and the and the dogs barking. and her mom rules and her mom just in. the Box in acent goes she box now and. you're like well no I don't think we. want that we still we've tried hard not.

to do that and now she'll just like. she'll pop off for random [ __ ] like. people in the hallway oh no cuz we live. in a a big building so someone will be. out in the hallway and she be. like and just that and then it's the. little grumbles. the [ __ ] God damn it dude I'm so. jealous you can go everywhere with Carl. I wish I could bring my fat little [ __ ]. everywhere with me yeah Carl could go. anywhere Carl just sit in your lap yeah. Carl's just like especially if you time. it right oh Jamie you get to get so evil. if you want to and then you can just.

have like a dog where you're like that. is. correct yeah man I [ __ ] having a dog. was the greatest thing about the. pandemic was we got a dog and it has. made my life it just rules dogs are. amazing it just absolutely rules amazing. I had one growing up and then I just. didn't forever and I was always like no. I loved seeing dogs but then having one. you're like you know what's really funny. I always try to attribute human thought. to the dog sometimes like I'm like one. of these days he's going to get bored.

chasing this ball n there's not a chance. in hell every time I have one of those. uh it's like a a stick with a scoop on. the end of it that the ball goes in [ __ ]. yeah you highlight the [ __ ] out of it. you got a [ __ ] dog highlight it's. nice it's fun yeah you can get that. thing going he [ __ ] loves that thing. when he sees me pull that. thing I I videotaped it because it's so. silly he's like bouncing around oh Jesus. [ __ ] day if someone controlled my. PlayStation intake and then just pulled. out a controller I'd be.

like are we going to play rocket League. get so F pump guess that's what it is. right because you never don't get pumped. to play a really good game no dude. Spider-Man 2 I'm so excited that they're. coming out with like dlc's coming and. I'm going to go home and be like that's. me I'm like Marshall with the toy hey if. you [ __ ] around with VR at all no I. don't like that [ __ ] let me explain why. old school pothead loved to be very high. I like controllers right what I got was. a steam deck which is like you know the.

Nintendo switch it's like that on. steroids o and it gets games like really. good games for the road it has made it. cuz I [ __ ] with everything from Game. Boy on and having a steam deck I'm like. this I got it for Christmas I was like. this is the greatest thing I've ever had. I had to draw the line with uh video. games when we had we set up a. lan back at the old Studio I got the bug. again bad where I was like I mean it is. running in there to to play Quake yeah.

turn your brain off couldn't wait but. always feel like [ __ ] when you leave. like what the [ __ ] did I just do if you. got to do it in like um small servings. or or like there has to be a purpose to. it where you're like you're done at this. moment cuz if you can go that's where. it's that's where you get sick it's as. if you can just keep going. until like you need an ending point like. that's why I like Madden the game ends. you're like I played two games I'm I'm. good I should walk away from this with. Quake you could play death matches where. you have like you know five six guys in.

room and you're all killing each other. and you respawn and it gets up to a. certain amount of deaths oh dude I uh I. absolutely love video games when I moved. to New York I was like I'm done with. them and then six months later I was. like where can I get a cheap Xbox 360 I. need to plug back in but yeah I mean. Shane and I on my podcast were just. talking about NCAA college football's. coming out and we're I think going to. plan a vacation around playing it cuz. it's a game that hasn't been out since. 2014 how does the new Apple uh what is.

it called again Vision Pro Vision Pro. work does it work what I know it works. with movies but does it have to be. everything from like the app store or. could you play like PlayStation on it. yep you can play Playstation yes there's. a way I've seen people connect which is. actually looked I'll find the video of. it you know how that environment if you. could do that then watching augmented. reality PlayStation so you're seeing get. screen yeah you're seeing a screen.

that's like [ __ ] 30t wide and you're. on the field yeah dude I would love to. be and you got a remote controller just. like you do with your your regular game. you know I grew up with the Miami. Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel it'd be fun. to play Madden and just be standing next. to him in VR with a controller I'm like. run the goddamn play Mike dude I fenced. with Mark. Zuckerberg and we we weren't anywhere. near each each other he was on one side. of the room like 15t away wait you did. this really well this is the best. example I can show you is that like.

they're playing Red Dead Redemption. Redemption on a big screen but this is. the Yus environment that the Apple. headset put you in I love that wow so. the sky is dark cuz here's the thing Red. Dead Rockstar did such an incredible job. insane that would I would [ __ ] by the. way there scenes how big it is too it's. your entire field of view yeah and you. can look around and just see. that's about the most you could do right. now but that must be amazing when your. entire field of view is taken up by The.

Game and oh my God in moments like this. like Red Dead there's moments when. you're in like the desert or where. you're in like a rainstorm up in the. mountains change that though here's the. question here's the question can you. play Quake on. that dude you know what it is you're. like one of those people you go I don't. party anymore and then like two hours. later you go you got it from. Peru you go I'm just going to do a. Gummer this is look how flaky it is you. go is that pure I saw your reaction to. those screens in there yes the big 55 in.

screens yes I have one of those at home. and I try to play Call of Duty on it. there is too there is a level of it's. too big oh really yeah what do you mean. it's too big it just gets played of like. Call of Duty in front like have you ever. gotten really close to the screen to. play yeah when we when we moved in to. our apartment we put uh the wrong TV in. the bedroom and uh Katie plays Call of. Duty and she she was playing video games. she's like this is too much this is too. much cuz the screen was like [ __ ] on. it so we we were like oh yeah we. switched it out I remember back in the.

Quake playing days that guys didn't like. some guys didn't like monitors that were. more than 21 in they wanted it right in. front of them so that because you know. you're moving your mouse right and the. mouse damn I didn't know I didn't know. Quake was a keyboard mouse mouse that's. like some real [ __ ] real [ __ ] that's the. real [ __ ] that's the real [ __ ] that's. the scary [ __ ] you get really good at. the movement with the key the keys and. you get really good with your cursor and. you know how to jump and and and every.

time you hit the space bar you're. jumping yeah that's like Counter Strike. people used to be into Counter Strike. which Quake is really fast the thing. about Quake is it's not like it's. superhuman speeds you're moving at. superhuman speeds with rocket launchers. and you can instantaneously change. weapons you pe you rocket someone in the. air and you electrocute them to death. it's insanity if you could do that like. that on that kind of a screen I don't. know but I'll tell you what I'm looking. up Quake four on my steam deck when I. get to my hotel it's a keyboard mouse. like you really want a keyboard and.

mouse tough It's you don't want to [ __ ]. with it with the you need really precise. movement trying to find someone find. like a good one with good graphics the. thing I'm trying to show you is how. close some people put their face to. their screen that and that does they get. right up on that so because you can I. would imagine if you're controlling a. 21inch space yeah um and you are very. accustomed to moving your cursor around. a 21in space with your mouse right. you're moving it around around you're. very precise if you stretch that [ __ ]. out to 40 in or 45 or 50 now you're.

doing this yeah yeah that does so it's. all it's all in one field there you you. really want it like a 21inch monitor I. think 24 to 27's The Sweet Spot that's. it right yeah that makes sense like. right there Bam Bam Bam and then you got. to get glued onto that screen because. you don't want to go back and forth the. screens it's going to [ __ ] with your. timing yeah you need something yeah you. need it consist those guys are [ __ ]. freaks with mouse sensitivity and the. weight of the mouse they add weights to. the mouse they take weights away some of.

them like lighter mouses they make. mouses that are Hollow to take as much. weight out of them as possible so these. guys make custom gaming mice mice mice. go find the the lightweight gaming mice. they they literally like you know they. do with race cars they like take. everything out anything that weighs. anything they drill holes in the door. handles they do that those look at these. mice hybrid dude look at there's like. skeleton there's ones that's. $170 oh dude there some of them are more.

than that it's at ponage I I love that. it's called ponage yeah do 495 bucks see. that one in the lower right hand side it. says uh Euro gamer Jamie the right hand. middle yeah right there that lightweight. in the middle row That's My Style damn. dude and so what you're hitting cuz I. know you are you using the wheel on the. top I use the wheel to switch weapons. sometimes I use the real I use the reel. for a rail gun so when I know I want to. hit the rail gun I just turn the wheel. and it turns into the rail gun instantly.

so I have keys pressed that are all set. up exactly for each weapon I feel like a. cokehead talking to a crackhead here you. go like I do blow and you go I smoke it. out of glass after it's a rock and I'm. like this is nuts yeah right key is all. rocket launcher always always always. keep that thing on rocket launcher. rocket launcher left key is fire and how. long the games last like you said. they're fast but like 5 minutes fast or. like well they'll there's a timer so. like if you're having a one-on-one Death. Match they you'll set a timer and it'll.

count you down and then it'll say fight. and then you're you're just running. through the corridor picking up weapons. trying to pick up armor and then dudes. know where you're at cuz they can hear. you cuz they can hear your footsteps and. you're grunting as you're running and so. you're running through these corridors. and it's always one on one always well. you can know you can do multiple death. matches where you just have a [ __ ]. melee where there 30 dudes just killing. each other keep respawning and they kill. you those are fun those are really fun.

but um the way to do it like one-on-one. Death Match style is the real way to do. it do you have a friend do you have any. friends that if you picked Quake four up. you could call them and be like we doing. this I wouldn't do that to them I. wouldn't do that to them it's you. wouldn't bring that back in their life. it's too immersive man it's too good. it's too good and if you have. responsibilities yeah oh no I mean dude. I do my responsib. it's kind of similar to fortnite right. look how fast this [ __ ] move so. he's shooting the rail gun now the rail.

gun kills you instantaneously the rail. gun is like wherever you point at oh. they got you got that Doom view this is. like Doom look at this and you're. running like insanely fast look how fast. this moves by the I love it's fun to. watch the camera on the guy cuz his face. is doing nothing cuz he's so. concentrated yeah and you can see how. he's switching weapons yeah right now. he's back with the rail gun he's got a. rocket launcher he's just flying around. are they shotgun boom shotgun killed. that dude now he's got the rock oh that.

was the rail gun this is the rocket. that's the rail gun rocket launcher so. he's just hopping around do they do like. Pro tournaments of this [ __ ] yeah they. do this is uh the finals this is the top. two guys really yeah yeah so see how he. keeps running back to these spots that. means the weapons are respawning so. every time you snatch a weapon you have. a little bit of time boom [ __ ] that Dam. okay all right this is the closest shoot. rail guns at each other so a rail gun is. like an instantaneous death unless. you're really armored up did he kill. that guy it's 11 to three so whoever. liquid rph is he [ __ ] that dude up but.

that dude had to run and get some more. [ __ ] so he had to run and get health so. now he knows where he is he's now he's. chasing him how good did you get at this. I got decent you got decent but you get. on and then see some guys I get [ __ ]. up fued all the time when you play. online games you'll go against people. and you're like oh you're at a different. level you don't have the time to compete. with some autistic dude who's on ADHD. medication doesn't have a job gets a. government check and he's just rocking. people online it's like that South Park.

where they play World of Warcraft and. their their villain is that guy that's. like those wrist BRAC on those guys get. good and their identity wraps around. their their whatever their name is and. they're going out [ __ ] people up. there's certain guys that you would see. on a server and you're like oh no really. yeah you have a a match with them you. just get killed like 100 to nothing do. you get that thing where you're like. stop oh yeah you get panicky running. into walls trying to find. armor boom get blown up again do they. have videos of them freaking out cuz.

that's something I like to see is like. that sort of like Gamers spazzing and. being like what the [ __ ] oh there's a. lot of those on Twitch right that's. great it's almost better than sports. fans losing it punching TVs well it's so. crazy and you can do it anytime you want. so you could have a match anytime you. want that's too tempting online with. real people anytime you want you log in. you see a server you join the server. boom yeah you're in it there's oneon-one. death matches where there's people. waiting so you'll you'll look you'll. find a server you're like one guy's.

waiting death Slayer 69 is waiting and. he's just like and and you spawn and. he'll start talking [ __ ] like [ __ ] you. [ __ ] and you got the keyboard you can. talk quick [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] do. we have to uh we'll play online rocket. League or whatever which is like car. soccer fun playing he's about to rage. right here too yeah I rage a lot at. Rocket League I is this I've played this. for years like soccer with it's soccer. with cars which sounds dude it is so. addictive we get online at night and uh. Katie and her brother Kevin are both.

really good at it and I'm like I get too. intense and I'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] and I. like Miss the ball and be like [ __ ] rage. out but you'll play guys that you're. like oh this guy's too good like he'll. hit it in the air and then just like. over you just score a goal and you're. like what are you what are you doing. yeah there's tricks people can do and. Quake yeah that's what I mean like guys. that get so good at it that you're like. guys Rocket Jump when you Rocket Jump so. if you you are fully armored so if you. have 200 armor you can point your rocket.

down at the ground and jump at the same. time as you pull the trigger and you go. flying oh that's genius so you could. rocket launch and rocket jump up to like. a platform and then hide and then just. start picking [ __ ] apart and so. everybody that walks in you got the rail. gun you got your cursor pointed right at. the doorway and every time people run in. the doorway boom out respawn that's how. it is when I watch people play Call of. Duty I'm like oh you're just picking. people off people get very mad at.

campers yeah dude but it's a [ __ ]. look you can M snipers in a war shut the. [ __ ] up that's the part of the war you m. at a sniper snipers are cheating stop. camping he's like I'm a sniper was. cheating big back when you were playing. oh yeah there's Bots yeah so they would. hire they would like people would. program uh there was different Bots and. one of them was an aim bot bot so that. what the Aimbot would do is you could. never miss so if you you just with a. regular stupid gun like that only does.

like you know 10 points of damage every. time it hits you you get a pistol when. you start you're minimally armed that's. why you're going around getting the guns. it's very difficult to kill a fully. armored guy with a pistol or a rifle or. whatever you get so then you have to run. and grab armor you have to run and grab. a la rocket launcher it's like it's like. a super uh what are the sweep Stakes the. Super Store sweep Stakes where they're. like go and you're just like going. through just running through trying to. gather up as much [ __ ] and you know the. map everybody has Maps memorized so they. know when things are spawning and some. of them even have prompts to tell them.

you know Health spawns in 30 seconds. yeah so every time they pass over armor. armor respawns and they have it all. listed on the map and they're running. around and the guys would have these aim. Bots and they could never miss so they. would kill you and every time they kill. you they would be fully armored they'd. have all the weapons and then they'd. know exactly where you were going to be. and then they would kill you again and. they'd kill you again and kill you again. and you couldn't you every now and then. they would die and they would respawn. and they would kill you again cuz they. couldn't miss I I would love to just.

talk an Aimbot well this is this is all. sorts of at the beginning of this video. which you were talking this is Call of. Duty yeah it shows you the cheats you. can buy and how you you could subscribe. to them per month oh so you pay a. company and they give you all that [ __ ]. oh that's crazy that Mak me mad that's. crazy and how do you prevent that you. don't bro Call of Duty's a lot quicker. than I thought it was that's fast as. [ __ ] game gets very fast when they do. multiplayers there's one game that's. almost Quake like yeah there's one. there's one level where they're doing.

like uh storage units that I watch. shipment yeah shipment that's what it is. and it's like non-stop like you just. like turn a corner Dead Shoot dead like. that fast but when I I remember one time. laser tag back in the laser tag days. laser tag I camped what time laser tag. Camp I camped that laser tag I just sat. by the charge station and every time. someone recharge I be. and then do my we all went you know how. you go out in the lobby and they show. your stats my stats were like I'm. surprised I didn't get a call from the.

military it was like 700 I had like 300. kills it was something wild cuz I was. just sitting there I was like a shitty. little 9-year-old just being you know. what you want to do what you want to do. the zombie experience at sandbox what is. this sandbox is a VR game place you go. and you there's a thing called Deadwood. mansion and then there's a new Dead. would something so you go to a place to. do VR they have two zombie games yeah. okay you put on the headsets and you are.

in a house you are in this house that's. getting stormed by zombies yeah and. everyone has something you either have. two pistols or you have a shotgun or you. have a rifle and then so then you're. listen to me get the shotgun the shotgun. is overpowered sometimes they [ __ ] up. when they make a game yeah they got to. Nerf a weapon the shotgun is overpowered. the shotgun kills everything the shotgun. is the weapon and you just stand there. and you just ch boom CH boom but you're. in a safe room zombies so you don't run.

into a table or anything they got yeah. but you run into the your friends too. sometimes cuz you're you're all together. you can see each other though oh so if. you bump into like literally I would see. you with your armor on I would know. where your space is and we would all be. moving around together and so but. sometimes you bump backs into each other. but there's zombies coming through the. ceiling they're storming at you and. clawing at you you see red in front of. you when they get you as someone that. has sworn off VR this is the way to get. me into it which is saying VR zombies.

it's so fun cuz it's got be scary as. [ __ ] yeah at one time I had the number. three score for this Deadwood mansion. Game just sit there like what CU I got. the shotgun did you feel it though one. of the dudes who worked there told me. get the shotgun really he goes yeah get. the shotgun yeah cuz you show up he goes. Hey Joe Rogan get the shotgun it's. [ __ ] over than man it's really fun. it's a crazy game dude it's crazy what. the VR does to video games is it just. heightens the emotional impact that it. has on you because it's sensory it's. like kind of like deprivation tanks but.

like it's just putting all the senses. into that yes cuz like I was obsessed. with this game Friday the 13th that they. made back on PS4 and you would either be. a counselor or Jason and it's just all. online dude it's [ __ ] wild it was. wild I I loved it but I what I would do. is I'd smoke a [ __ ] dink I would. smoke a giant joint and then I'd turn. off all the light. in my apartment and I would play Jason. and it's like it's scary cuz you this is. the guy as Jason but you go around and.

you hunt see see the counselors inside. oh my God you're hunting counselors yeah. bro dude it is it and that's the phone. box that's how you call the cops he's gu. set in a trap he's a decent Jason I. still play it sometimes and I got it I'm. level set a trap at the so Jason is. smart well you can set it's you it's all. strategy it's you versus these. counselors right but Jason can set traps. he has uh five bear traps and then five. throwing knives doesn't that seem. unrealistic that Jason would know how to. set trap he's a stupid mutant that. drowned in the lake he's dead he a.

monster shouldn't be that smart this. game [ __ ] you get so scared dude you. get so scared when you're like cuz when. you're a counselor you're just like. walking around you're like going through. drawers trying to find weapons or. whatever and then all of a sudden it's. just like in the background it's slowly. like and then when Jason shows up at. when you're at a cabin he'll smash the. window and it's like yeah yeah and if. you have headphones on you're like get. the [ __ ] out of here D it's I'm getting. all goosed up I'm going home I'm playing.

Jason if the servers are still up I'm. [ __ ] back on it when I get home I. have not seen it but I have heard Legend. of this alien game that's on VR that's. supposed to be insane like alien first. movie oh oh alien Ridley Scott alien. there's an alien game I just watch this. is true I've never heard of it I want I. want to I want to make sure this is true. cuz someone told me it's a terrifying. game that you can play on VR that's. based on the first alien recently or I. just went through they told me this they.

told me this at least a year ago maybe. more that uh probably more than a year. ago do you think we see in the future do. you think we see things like heart. attacks and [ __ ] from VR is are already. happening like people getting so scared. that it hurts them in real life well I. think if you're really vulnerable and. your heart gets jacked up to like 190. beats a minute especially if you have of. those guys on those omnidirectional um. treadmills they have now oh really dude. they have a surface this is a new.

Surface that it's a contained surface. like a contained space and whatever. Direction you walk in it moves or so it. does like the Topography of like no no. no it just stays flat but every you can. go left and right and it goes left and. right and it goes you back up it backs. up with you you stay in the same spot. but you're walking around and it's some. how or another registers through the. headset into the flooring which. direction you're going and it.

compensates for that they're going to. think we're such idiots in the future. when they're like just holding a. controller and playing but do you know. what kind of good shape you would get in. Disney updated this it's not available. yet but they made one that's now they've. shown it this year here's what you do. you put ankle weights on and you put a a. weighted vest on yeah and then you play. one of these gun games that's like. really intensive you get that and you. get Jack and you're walking around with. all that weight on BR that's a [ __ ]. workout also what they should do is you.

know we got those trillions of dollars. going around in our military the. military probably has something like. this developed 100% they're with Boston. Dynamics they're probably laughing at. this yeah they go you want to see our. robot take down a a [ __ ] Village in. columia the alien game I found if this. is the correct one is uh like someone. made the actual alien game and they made. like a VR port of it if you will so like. they've sort of hacked it so that it. works in VR really know that's the. official I think that must be.

it but what I heard is it's [ __ ]. terrifying yeah cuz you can get scared. as [ __ ] I mean I got scared as [ __ ] of. that Jason game and I knew what was. going on but that one movie was scarier. because there was only one alien it was. smart it was great they kind of [ __ ]. that up in the second one because there. was a bunch of them and they were kind. of easy to kill what happened and they. also just threw it in they were like and. we're on the ship we're on this planet. here you go there's a ton of them I. never bought the second one it's a great. movie by itself aliens it's a great. movie but it's not the same thing as the.

first movie that first one was smart as. [ __ ] yeah it was smart and clever it. wait for people and hide like it knew. how to get around you it knew how to. like attack you when you w weren't. looking and the second one there the. little mouth yeah was the little mouth. in the second one where it came out and. was oh they always come out right here. they come out of there the tongue it's. like a mouth and it gets you right in. the head and sucks your brains out like. Prometheus yes I loved it I just watched. it I did I loved it I love the idea I. had a problem with I loved the idea I.

had a problem with the ending because. she escapes on the this spoiler alert. she escapes on the on the spacecraft of. The Architects like the big humans that. made us and she's going back to their. world like that she sets the course to. be like no [ __ ] this I'm going to go. where these people are from that made us. and made the the anamorph made the made. alien yeah and it just leaves you just. leaves you high and dry where you're. like where'd she go show me that [ __ ] I.

want to see what planet all these. Architects are living on the last one. was really good Alien 3 what was no the. last what was the Covenant Covenant was. good dude you know you know who's in. that Jesse smette really damn when he. pops up and stuff you're like oh hey. like Mighty Ducks I was it was on like. during Christmas and it was just on in. my hotel and I was like hey Jesse smette. that's the kind of mistake that's tough. to forget well it's it's getting caught. in such a major lie such a sociopathic.

situation doing something for attention. that's. so and you get turned on by the people. that were helping. you where they go like yeah [ __ ] that. guy I I helped him and he's a [ __ ]. dick and you're like oh my God that's. what's Wild is dude if I got it's also. like the way it was structured to come. in with the new still on his neck like. what yeah dude it's like oh no it's like. a a Subway. sandwich you know what it's like it's. like a murder mystery dinners you know.

where they have to oversell it where. they're like oh the knife is still in me. but isn't that crazy that there's people. out there that will do literally. anything yeah cuz they're not in therapy. they don't have they don't understand. they don't understand why they're. reaching out for this but don't you. think people that are that broken like. it's not that simple H that's so BR no. not at all I think what it is is it's a. it's like you know when there's like an. infection cuz something's embedded in.

you yes but it's not the thing that's. embedded in you that's causing the. problem as much as it is the part of it. that's infected and now it's got a. different thing right that's what that. is where it's like something happened to. them and instead of them solving it and. pulling that out that splinter that got. infected the infection built on it and. now you're dealing with six things on. top of the actual problem that's my. guess but that's what it feels like cuz. I've seen people go through bad [ __ ] and. correct it and be okay and I've seen.

people go through kind of bad [ __ ] and. then it just there's also this thing. that people do when they do things like. that where they recognize that a certain. amount of [ __ ] is tolerable yeah a. certain amount of you exaggerating an. experience and saying that you were. threatened a certain amount of that. seems to be tolerated you don't want to. question because then it appears that. you're insensitive and you go well you. know and then there were so many people.

that stood up for that guy and like made. these tweets about we're knee-jerk. reaction yeah but it's also like we. don't have any information you don't. have any information and you're acting. on this but the story seems so. implausible but nobody wanted to say it. nobody wanted to say I think he made. that up I immediately thought of when. that happened and like the reaction a. couple weeks later I immediately thought. of Ben Stiller in the Cable Guy when. they're doing like the Menendez brothers. spoof and they do the phone call and he.

goes I don't know who it was but he was. Asian and they just like you can they're. clearly lying on the phone call and. you're like that's kind of how that felt. to me where you're like dude you work in. the Arts you should know how to tell a. better story your storytelling is dog. [ __ ] that yeah this he looked Asian and. speaking another language.

I'm so that's like they're they're. spoofing the menend like they clearly. killed their parents but that was their. excuse yeah and you're like yeah when. someone like him who's been a child. actor this guy's been a child actor his. whole life right and they know how the. roller coaster goes they know they're on. fire they're in Mighty Ducks they're in. [ __ ] alien Covenant you know what I. mean and then they're on a big show. they're on a big [ __ ] show and then. it starts the tank starts running out. where you're like hey the the show's.

running out and we're not paying you as. much as you think you need to get paid. you get desperate and you start being. like well what can I do to get to stay. up there right what's going to keep me. how do I rocket launch am I wearing. enough armor to rocket jump and rocket. launch myself back up and he [ __ ] up. and he just just like it was a it was a. desperate move a publicity move yeah. being like if this works I am the victim. everyone loves a victim and it'll just. keep being that but then you get [ __ ].

caught dude hilarious it's just funny. it's just the funniest [ __ ] in the world. is to go like what's up like that call. when they dude Rand ezy did this awesome. show in Edinburgh at Fringe In 2019 when. I was there and he did an hour about. what it was like being busted lying. about 9/11 right dude the show gave me. anxiety cuz have how he did it. beautifully he did it beautifully he was.

it was funny it started funny he was. explaining how he was famous it was the. league it was the last season and he. goes into the and he he tells you about. the call from the New York Times where. the guy goes I want to talk about 911. and Raina ezy was like dude the way he. even telling you that the way he. describes it you're like oh [ __ ] but he. made it funny and he made it into a. thing of like I [ __ ] up it was a great. hour I hope he taped that I don't know. if you ever taped that but I mean that. feeling of like smette getting caught.

when that first thing where they go. They're not buying it and he's like [ __ ]. I think he's maintained that he told the. truth through the entire time hasn't he. yeah I think he I think did he ever say. here I don't know this is where I feel. bad for actors because his comedians we. can immediately go like I'm a [ __ ]. idiot like you we can say we're wrong. much e easier than actors right cuz. actors have that and you know you've. been around them they have that like. it's like being around a the queen.

there's like little rules that you can't. do you're like I can't bust your balls. cuz you'll take it seriously yes that's. just how the entertainment businesses. like musicians act different than actors. and actors act different than Comedians. and there's just all this stuff but I. don't think as an actor he can go like a. [ __ ] man I was desperate you you don't. know you don't know when you're going to. get on your next show you don't. get if he would have just done one of. those he have to admit that it was true. that's what I mean and I don't think he.

wants to admit that it was true and now. he's stuck in that prison forever and. now he's stuck in that thing where. you're like well so you're saying. something that we all but the guys. involved said that you wereit wild. though I guarantee you that some people. believe him still like there's people. that believe Cosby to the end that is. what a rider die when that evidence. comes out it's like women that love. serial Killers you're like you can just. get there huh it's like thinking that. that orc is not going to turn on you. after it did three yeah after I killed.

three people and you're like but you. know my pool's a little bit bigger and. then there's. like the the female vampire. helper like galain Maxwell's like the. female vampire helper there is a level. of evil on that whole glain Maxwell. Epstein that's why it's so a joke right. now is cuz it's so bad that you're like. is this [ __ ] Epstein Island and. you're like oh is the worst of the worst.

it's like the most disgusting [ __ ] but. the it's what kind of it comes back to. what we're talking about with. billionaires it's like if you got that. evil person in your ear right there. you're doing some dark [ __ ] looks great. gay Maxwell looks great as she runs. Florida prison half marathon does yoga. and pilates ahead of March appeal who. reads that and goes good good. y she's running there's got to be people. her life is threatened on a level that. we'll never understand bro there is no.

chance she stays alive if they let her. out no because the people that are she's. going to be writing a book you know she. writes a book I there's there's already. a manuscript there's already like do you. think that that's why she's in prison. yeah it's listen to this what if she. goes to prison to write a book because. they say the only way that this if. information is going to get out is if we. have you locked if we we have you locked. up yeah we protect you and you write a. book. dude her information of Rolodex of the.

things that have happened can. destroy people that are as powerful as. our top businesses like well topple. Kings like she she has information on. people of course they're going to lock. her isn't that wild yeah let her live in. The Villages in Florida she's [ __ ]. this woman has it's she has dangerous. she has a dangerous amount of knowledge. and she's probably knowing the clock's. ticking yeah release a court documents. expect well over a 100 people connected.

to epin which is just like hold up. what's the full she she's serving 20. years in prison for luring young women. blah blah blah uh shared her thoughts. via an attorney ahead of the release of. court documents expected to name well. over a hundred people connected with. Epstein Maxwell's lawyer Arthur adala. idala said that New York Nations Mario. Kumo uh no not Kumo. Chris cromo right it's quomo Chris quomo. not I think it's the younger one I don't. know yeah the guy who used to be on CNN. yes news nation's Cuomo that Maxwell has.

nothing to say about the impending. release of names but that the former. socialite takes issue with the fact that. the only person facing consequences over. the rampant sex trafficking of young. girls is a woman I don't think she has. anything to talk about how smart she is. maybe that if you look at this crime. this overall crime it's all about men. abusing women for a long period of time. and it's only one person in jail a woman. absolutely genius what a genius defense. her going like this so I guess it's a. boys club when everyone's getting abuse.

but in court it's only a woman and. you're like well the other guy got. murdered like Epstein got murdered in. jail maybe he should tell us who else is. involved and we'll lock them up too yeah. throw some boy names out but how weird. is it that no one get named well it's. like that's what I mean with you know. how much power is involved she's on a. level of danger that they're like she's. like that's what we need to really get. in our head there's still and I can kill. you in front of everybody and hide it in. the news thing going on what did Putin. just do yeah Putin just killed the.

journalist and was like what are you. guys going to do and we're like that n. those Subways are real nice what was. that guy's name naali uh yeah I always. [ __ ] it up I I've only that guy seemed. to be uh not like the sweetest of dudes. either right everyone's dirty everyone's. a human being that's the whole point is. like there's danger on was he like a. spoke I think he just spoke out against. Putin the crazy one that I'm still. obsessed with is the dude that tried to.

overthrow Putin do you remember that. when they were moving in with an army. and then so let's get to this guy first. Russian yeah Alexa navali was a Russian. opposition leader lawyer anti-corruption. activist and political prisoner he. organized anti-government demonstrations. and ran for office to Advocate reforms. against corruption in Russia and against. President Vladimir Vladimir Putin and. his government government so what was. the controversy about him though his. views he's against Putin no no no but. there were some other ones there was. some other ones like he's a Cosby.

believer find out he's like I think Bill. Cosby got a bed R he had some. questionable things that I was reading. but the other dude like LED an army and. they were like hey he's marching on. Moscow and then he went just kidding no. I'm not and then a month later they're. like his plane crashed and you're like. why were you in a plane you win against. Putin and you're going to fly around in. Russia you are you out of your [ __ ]. mind what the [ __ ] is wrong with you how. is no one around him going like you.

can't John Madden this you can't take a. bus we can't we can protect the bus. imagine thinking that Putin wouldn't. kill you when you pulled up to Moscow in. a tank he like showed up in a tank. before he died. d.org um just like who he was who he was. or what I mean I don't know what so he's. basically an an anti-putin activist yeah. he poisoned by Russian opposition figure. anti-corruption activist was unlawfully. detained has now been imprisoned for 11.

years and six months he's still in. prison and suffers continual ill. treatment including constant. surveillance and psychological pressure. he must be freed immediately and. unconditionally so he died in prison. yeah and um was was there what was the. controversy about him someone was saying. something about his nationalist. views I don't know it it could be see. just see if you can find something there. someone someone was saying terrible. things about him but I mean that guy. dies you he always wonder like that is. something that they would do yeah you.

know they would say oh he do you. remember when you got that guy um lit. venko with the uh in England with the. sushi yeah where they just reached down. and we're like you're dead plutonium. they put plutonium in the guy's Sushi. and there was like he was like an ex he. was like a rogue KGB agent and they were. like we'll see but dude you think. they're bad what do you think we do yeah. we do that too what do you think we do. we do [ __ ] that we're like the cia's. been cooking up stuff that like even. Russians go like that's pretty [ __ ].

good like do you ever think they like. wink at each other like you're [ __ ]. nuts and he's like he's like yeah we. [ __ ] did this whole thing we flew. planes into our towers and they're like. you guys don't give a [ __ ] like if. there's an open conversation about it. they just [ __ ]. around um not a western liberal Democrat. there's a darker side to him some that's. such a [ __ ] they're pushing that out. there to be like hey is controversial. views on Muslims in the caucus Georgians. and Central Asian Asian migrants in.

Russia immigrants from Central Asia. bring in drugs to Russia navali said in. an interview with 2012 defending what he. described as a realist Visa requirement. for wonderful people from Tajikistan and. usbekistan. um while he was reflecting upon some of. this P these Pastor marks they. frequently research surface causing some. to question if Naval is what many in the. Western World think he is naval's. controversial statements stem from his.

political origins in the Nationalist. movement according to mcin um there will. be a Feelgood a24 movie about this guy. in two years he used to attend the. Russian March a very far-right. nationalist group gener generally behind. the slogan Russia for ethnic Russians. anybody who expects naali to be an ideal. Western liberal Democrat has been. mistaken she tells Euro News his Ultra. National nationalistic sentiment was. prominent in a video dating back some 17. years filled with xenophobic comments do.

you think this is like his getting like. when comics when they bring up old clips. of comics on podcasts like he was like. oh that was 12 years ago I was crazy so. this is what he was saying he said uh. everything in our way should be. carefully but decisively removed through. deportation navali said in a video. dressed as a dentist comparing. immigrants to Dental cavities he's. dressed up he was doing costume work. he's like he like has his hands like. this he's like I know we're having fun. here but really we've got to get rid of.

immigrants maybe it was a sketch yeah. he's just doing an SNL sketch he's like. live from Moscow it's political prisoner. maybe someone said you know naldi the. best way to get this information of this. humor I want you to be over the top. against the Immigrant over the top like. their [ __ ] cavities I am the dentist. noal take care of cavities for you they. go we'll call it laughing guest and it's. all sketches Don like and trick this.

dude into do this they really did a. movie already I already made a. documentary about him two years ago oh. they had it R what does the documentary. say I have no idea does it say is it all. a pro thing CNN HBO yeah HBO CNN yeah. see any anybody that's in opposition to. Putin has to be good you know it's the. enemy of our enemy it's my friend. yeah yeah that's a but that's a guy. controversial take this guy was just. gossiping this guy's like did you hear. what Putin did and then the other guy.

was like I got tanks bro we're [ __ ]. pulling up to Moscow and he thought he. was going to be okay thought he was fine. and by the way it was in the news a lot. and then it was completely gone which. you're like of course he did it like. everybody knows he did it it just sucked. the air of the room but he's always. Putin's always like what are you guys. doing yeah that's my favorite why are. you always coming after me what are you. guys doing haven't invaded anybody. Oliver Stone interview and the until. this the Tucker interview he really. loves to be like well you guys aren't so.

great you know when you fight with your. girl and she like like she'll bring up. something you did and you get defensive. so you just go like yeah but what's up. with you. [ __ ] you do. stuff totally you're a [ __ ] sometimes. God damn it I got nothing I got nothing. I'm. sorry yeah that's true but he's got a. point I mean. do you remember the lady that wrote him. the poem when he in when he uh in. invaded the Ukraine she wrote him a poem.

this like Hollywood actress did a thing. that was like yeah dude no way this [ __ ]. is so funny this is not real don't tell. me this is real you never saw this dude. this [ __ ] is so funny play it from the. beginning this is the most I'm in La. bubble oh my God I have to see this I. have to say this and I don't want. Vladimir. Putin I'm so sorry that I was not your. mother. If I Was Your Mother you would have been. so loved held in the arms of joyous. light never with this story is plight.

the world unfurled before our eyes a. pure demise of Nations sitting peaceful. under a night sky If I Was Your Mother. the world would have been warm so much. laughter and joy and nothing would harm. I can't imagine the stain the soul. stealing pain that the little boy you. must have seen and believed and the. formulation of thought quickly Tau this. is so self. gratuitous editor yeah lady get to the. punch it's there's too many superflous.

words this a world it's quite superflous. it's a word salad Lady it's nonsense but. by the way do you know that I bet she's. a wild one though yeah but you also know. that Vladimir Putin was given up you. know he's given up by his mother for. adoption like oh really he has like a. horrible relationship with his mother he. was like he was given up for adoption. and the people and they like started. training him as a like a like young. young he got into like as a soldier yeah. he's like a super soldier he was like.

built for this [ __ ] so this woman in a. in a condo in Santa Monica going I would. hug you and I would feel the plight of. the world on my shoulders and he goes. lady I was left for dead yeah and you. would be dead as well you would not be. my mother I would kill you be like dude. he [ __ ] doesn't give a [ __ ] Putin is. so scary that when he put on hockey. equipment and played against the Russian. team they they let him score like six. goals it was some Kim Jong-un [ __ ] 100%. they're like oh whoa look at him go he.

like he's a legit black belt and Judo. though is he does he do he does Sam he. does sombo and Judo does he I do not. know if he does [ __ ] as well but that. guy he definitely does he definitely. does judo he's a legit black belt really. like he's an older guy but by the way he. moves and the things he does he does. everything absolutely correct and I'm. not by I should just I'm not a judo. expert but also but I know these I know. how these throws look when I see Judo. experts do them this is this isn't the. Steven Sagal videos where he's just.

doing like the well no that's not see. like right there that's a beautiful hip. toss that is a beautiful hip toss the. way he did that the way look at the. smoothness man that's legit that's legit. do you think he's a legit Judo black. belt also that guy's definitely not. helping at all no no no no no no no. Jamie the whole time that like Jamie. this is this is how these things are. trained no I know I'm just saying guys. do resist too but this is just an. execution of technique just the fact. that he can do that that is very like if. I showed you how to do that it would. take you a long time before you could do.

it that smoothly now I'm very dumb when. it comes. to both Judo but also more importantly. I'm very stupid when it comes to. politics here's my question Jamie you. questioning this is that what no I'm not. questioning it I'm just saying if you're. the guy that's going with Putin you're. definitely going to be the best dance. partner of all time yeah yes but you're. going to lean you're selling you're. selling the mov you're wrestling this is. I've literally had this done to me and. it's sort of it's it's actually just. drilling but I've had this done to me by. people are good at Judo and it's.

shocking how easy they can throw you. around yeah cuz like when he kicks his. feet out all he's doing is it seems a. lot harder than it is you're just. getting the guy you're bouncing together. you're timing the bounce and you're. sweeping him and pulling at the same. time and you just go flying yeah it's. like when you were little and You' be. walking in front of one of your friends. and they' kick your foot with the other. one and you go like [ __ ] you go [ __ ]. flying [ __ ] you. uh I think Wars should just be our. leaders versus theirs oh he would win I. that's what but I mean like maybe that. up everyone who's ever been president.

that would change the way we elect our. president where we're like who we got. who can we roll with well we would. change it would be UFC Champions yeah. Jon Jones be president Jon Jones in 2024. and we'd just be dominating the world. yeah we'd make Alex paja an official US. citizen immediately dude immigration. would change so fast Francis andato US. citizen I would love to have yeah full. US citizenship raise your right hand we. [ __ ] love you bro Brazilian. population shot through the roof of the.

United States if that would be if there. was one guy it would either be Jon Jones. or Francis andano that would be the one. person I mean we don't know until they. do it until they do the dance but you. know what another country would probably. be smart and they go like hey Francis. how about we give you everything you're. our King you're everything and then. you're just we have the best now we have. the best military in the world milary. but we still have Bones Jones yeah oh. man can you imagine that imagine that. and then that's we got to get Jones on. steroids like every we got to drop the.

usada right away dude dude I'm telling. you right now usada's gone and they put. him in like a weapon x program where. they're like how can we usada is gone. Brock Lesnar returns oh my god oh my god. dude Brock Lesnar returns he's 350 lbs. at 49 years old yeah 4% body fat [ __ ]. and you just hear the just like a darker. and you hear that WWE music here it's. like yeah you just hear that was Romans. but everyone's getting smashed you're. trapped in the cage with a superum but.

that's what it I mean that was like you. know we do that how many lives are you. saving how many trillions of dollars are. you saving we don't need missiles and. [ __ ] you know yeah we get away from. the America American military-industrial. complex and just have a badass president. and then no one talks [ __ ] about the. president you think CNN or Fox News is. going to run their mouth about a guy. who's like by the way I'm doing a press. briefing he's just doing he's just doing. his he's like oh yeah huh you thought. about that like what about taxes he goes. I think he need to shut the [ __ ] up.

that's what I think you need to do yeah. dude cuz Putin is like he's the only. badass you see that guy you go he's. killed people well I think Netanyahu has. as well Netanyahu is like a serious like. operative in the Israeli Army what was. netanyahu's military background it's. like it's actually very impressive when. you hear about the stuff that he's done. I mean yeah in Israel everyone served so. it's not a question of if he did or not. yeah but I think he was like a special. forces guy their version of whatever the. Navy Seals are also the idea is always.

funny to me of running up on someone. that's. like trained to be a badass and you. think they're an old man and they're. just it's it's taken it's the whole idea. of taken but I just watched uh here it. is after graduating from high school in. 67 Netanyahu returned to Israel to. enlist in the Israeli Defense Forces he. trained as a combat s Soldier and surf. for 5 years in a Special Forces Unit of. the IDF yeah that guy's he's yeah run up. on him run up on. BB he'll kill you with a pencil yeah.

he'll he'll you won't even know what. happened your arm will be broken and. you'll be like I didn't even reach for. him the crazy thing about this Israel. thing is before October 7th there was. thousands of people in the streets. protesting against him thousands for. like months oh yeah because he was. trying to expand the powers of. government yeah well he's a Guy where. he's like you know you look at people. that have been through war and that kind. of [ __ ] they're just like uh they're. callous to it if I was your mother I.

would taken you in in a joyous bathing. light of I would have had you suckle on. my tee until you were 12 years old the. Madre Earth and spirits of the sky I. would adding words I would have bathed. you in crystals I love watching videos. of guys of older guys like Don fry was. one of my favorite guys when I was young. to watching like pride and [ __ ]. and like. justad see him as the old and you're. like you could [ __ ] up but recently. retired I was watching a interview with.

Donald Cerrone who I love he's one of my. favorite fighters of all time Donal I'm. from Colorado and he's just like he's a. great dude too he's just a fun guy he's. like a badass all the story the story he. told on here about uh Cave Diving gave. me legitimate anxiety listening to that. I was too high and he was talking about. being lost and I was like [ __ ] I the. story was [ __ ] insane he was like. lost and could only get back through. pure Darkness underwater he's like a. true American Badass and he was on this.

podcast talking about how he got like. this this idiot like ran up on him and. he just head kicked him and was [ __ ]. done and he was explaining like was on a. dock yeah they were at a lake and I was. watching that when I was flying to. Austin and I was like I found my genre. of my favorite thing which are people. [ __ ] around with older badasses and. finding out this wasn't even he was. older he but I mean like active. cerrone's a a bad like an old now don't. run up on the guy like don't run up on. him anytime in his life ever but this.

was like years ago oh this was when he. was active in the UFC yeah he was active. that's what a dumb thing these guys that. think that they can you can beat a. trained fighter they didn't know he was. a trained fighter they're just. douchebags well guess what and they got. head kicked back to the wrong guy I mean. imagine that's your opening move too how. much disdain do you have in this guy's. ability that you're just going to head. kick him how much athleticism I can. barely clip my toenails now this guy's. starting with a head kick he's like and. he just like this literally what he does. for a living yeah dude he was a guy man.

like you grow up in Colorado and you go. to like the Western Stock Show or. whatever and I was just like I'm just. like a [ __ ] Suburban kid but you see. these like Eastern Colorado kids or. these kids that are from like the the. real Front Range and you're like oh. you're a. badass this is how the land got settled. he he has this one KO in the UFC this. one combination where he lands on this. dude where it's like the Matrix he like. and he's just touched him he punches him.

up punches him down face kicks him. follows up and the way he did it. was Rick I forget the Fighter's name. that he did it to we went to a rick. story we went to a UFC is that it yeah. so watch this hold on let me do it from. the beginning look at this combination. Jab to the body left hand Ducks down. head kick that's a full meal how you out. of your [ __ ] mind that's a full meal. you out of your [ __ ] mind it's so. cool it's so cool you can do that in.

real life I went to a UFC event uh at. bar Clays because steep Amo was on. billions and so and stie is the man he's. like the coolest [ __ ] guy I've ever. life and his manager was like oh I can. get you tickets to the fight that's at. barlay Stipe wasn't on it but Cerrone. was and I'm a huge Cerrone guy and I. went with Louis J go and we sat there. and I got so excited when Donald C. knocked the dude out that lisis was like. as a friend it bothers me how much you. like this guy he's like stop it it's.

like a friend calling he's like it's. like you want him to be your dad and I'm. like no [ __ ] that he's just like the. coolest when you're like that guy's so. [ __ ] cool but Lou can't help himself. I love it dude Lou the first event we. ever went to the first live UFC event I. ever went to was uh Jones sonin uh in. Jersey chel it was like I I don't think. Jones had the yet or maybe he did the. light heavyweight but it was Jon Jones. chel sonen and we're in the crowd and. I've been to boxing matches and you feel.

that John had the light heavyweight. title back then yeah and he was just. shooting on I mean he beat the [ __ ] he. broke his toe yeah he beat him up so bad. he broke his own toe he pushed off so. hard off the ground while he was. smashing him that you could see it in. the video where it turns over there like. an overhead shot where they see where it. turns over yeah Ian he just beat the. [ __ ] out of him and here's the thing he. didn't even know it was broken until he. was talking to me yeah in the ring you. look down I remember that cuz I was in. the arena you look down and you're like. I think your toe's broken and he was. like he hopped over to you bro that's. how much he wanted to [ __ ] CH sunon up.

that's crazy he just wanted to [ __ ] him. up and teach him that you do not belong. in here with me I mean dude Bones Jones. is just unbel moner he's a monster and. the thing is greatest light heavyweight. of all time without question there's no. second there's no second place dude. those old is number one for sure those. old Nike like uh with the open slit on. the side so he could he could knee you. mhm yeah dude that was wild so we were. there here's the thing man if he didn't.

get busted all those times and all the. things he did and he would had Nike. sponsorships he already had one he had. one lined up he would be the Jordan of. fighting yeah he would just be like. that's how talented that guy is yeah. you're just like no it's the greatest. and you can't even argue it you can. argue who comes close to him yeah but we. were at that fight and and we're. watching these guys get chippy these. like Jersey Italian guys are just. [ __ ] yelling at this guy and it's. like a dude you know 8 m style like a. white guy being like yo what what's up.

with the disrespect and LS just so. casually goes there's going to be a. fight you should pull your phone out. those guys are going to fight and I was. like no they're not they're just John or. whatever and then it just they just. start fighting in the crowd and I was. like damn Lis you really felt that he. like felt it in the senses he's like. it's about to go down has had some. fights yeah dude I love it he's got some. crazy stories he's told on when when. I've done podcasts with him about like. growing up he had a [ __ ] tough life. that's why I always say people with. lisis I go if you had that tough of a. life there's no way you'd end up how.

good he's done all of us would have. failed with all the hard [ __ ] cuz. sometimes you talk to people and you're. impressed by what they've responded to. in Life or you're like there's no way I. could have responded to that like. Vladimir Putin he's an evil guy he's. done evil [ __ ] but you read about his. childhood with that's why that lady's. poem so funny and you're like this guy. was literally thrown in a ditch. basically and then came up and is now. the most powerful man outside of the. United States that's a [ __ ] drive.

that's a drive that's a response that I. do not have you don't get that drive if. you're the son of the king that's. exactly yeah if you're a you know if. you're if you're like given everything. you don't have that in you no where. you're like everyone left me he was like. I change rules I run it again that was. my favorite thing is he goes I am no. longer president prime minister guess. what prime minister has more power than. president and then after a while he goes. I'm just president again and you're like. dude the guy is just changing [ __ ] in a.

way that everyone around him is going. like badasses Russian badasses around. him are going like hey it's a good one I. like that one you just have to be. agreeable his yes man yeah it's got to. be a terrifying thing well he's got it. locked in as long as you play by the. rules seems like he lets you live who do. you think kiss that's exactly it where. he goes It goes I might live who do you. think has the more ass kissers around. them Putin or Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-un.

yeah that's like crazy I bet Putin. Putin's intelligent I bet Putin requires. people to have different perspectives. chall so that he can take into. consideration and I bet he's very. strategic about what they do and why. they do it I think Kim Jong-un like. that's well he's a rich you want to talk. about a prince a King's son exactly. exactly like there's the comparison but. the difference is like the people of. Russia are doing way better than the. people of North Korea well people from.

North Korea they get they like find out. about stuff on the outside like when. they get out and they're like what the. [ __ ] dude be so mad if you're North. Korean and you get out and you go like. the [ __ ] that's a whole country like an. orcat tank yeah yeah yeah they're just. like no you don't even get info from the. outside you get nothing and when dear. leader dies you have to cry for like. months can you imagine they put people. in jail that didn't cry hard. enough if I got arrested my grandmother.

passed and I loved her if they were. doing that and I didn't get arrested I'd. be like dude I was dealing with [ __ ] you. know deal my own way I think about it I. cry when I'm alone I a [ __ ] alone I had. to watch Iron Claw that wrestling movie. last night in my hotel room they jar. something lose so look at this is people. have to publicly cry all right listen. can we also admit though when Kim Jung. eel died right look and they did this it. is hilarious that you're that powerful. that you're like cry harder [ __ ]. that everybody has to cry yeah this is.

where communism leads kids all you. [ __ ] idiots out there that think they. just no one's ever done it right there's. only one way to do it you have to have. someone has to enforce the rules and. that person is always the military and. they have power over everything Jamie's. pointing this guy out you think he's. gone this guy in the middle goes like oh. [ __ ] I didn't know what camera was there. I didn't know a [ __ ] camera was there. that guy's probably tortured right now. yeah he's proba still being whipped yeah. Kim Jong owns it I mean he didn't he. have his uncle killed yeah Kim kongan.

was just like when ill died yeah some. people are trying to move in on the. territory it's like uh-uh I'm the prince. [ __ ] but also so the difference between. a self-made man and a prince is that. Prince has that like let them die like. they have that energy where they go my. uncle has ran upon me like Vladimir. Putin would be like I am very. disappointed that you would not think. that I would take care of you he'd be. like we in you know he's like you are. dead you are dead to me like that Prince.

energy and now the sun and the stars. have spoken and you have died Dennis. Rodman wants you to die Dennis Rodman. would you like to kill my uncle thumbs. up or down imagine you let Dennis R hey. what's up man when he's over there and. he's hammered in that documentary he's. like oh man you rule when he sings him. happy birthday wild big J showed me that. that documentary like rubbing his hands. together imagine being friends with a. dictator of a country where the people. are starving and you're getting drunk. with that guy and playing basketball and. just hanging out and then you and then.

like yeah and then you walk outside oh. there it is what was he. saying they they're clapping. off dude the NBA players that are there. for the fat check wow you know what. though how many times have we how many. have we done gigs that have killed our. soul that one's got to feel weird now do. you have to lose do you have to lose to. the North Koreans just going like this. Joe just standing there after you were a.

four-time Allstar in the NBA and you're. like I don't know how they could lose. here's the question do they have to lose. not Poss I mean are they allowed to. really play probably not probably it. seems like there's no competition here. this is this is insane to watch I would. say they give them as much push back as. that guy in the Judo class did against. Putin no they're not playing defense. good shut up Jamie that guy's good no. hold on go back 100 a bunch of giant. dudes letting a really short gu shoot a. ball from very far away there's no one.

within 15t of it's like it's like airbud. defense you're a hater that guy's. basketball. player Jamie's like no I would key up on. that guy and make his life a living look. like an All-Star in this game yeah so. they let guy oh they let the Koreans get. close is that what happened I would. guess they would want this to be like. Harlem Globe CHS game where they want. these players that they know to just. beat the [ __ ] out of their yo they let. Robin play with lip rings yeah this. can't be real dude that story when he.

left in the last dance when they're. talking about that bus team movie. they're making I think are they I don't. know who's in charge of it but yeah I. think they're making a movie about this. whole day or two oh in in poyang no no. Rodman going to Vegas oh it's oh dude. like Billy I think Billy corga talked. about on this podcast oh that's nuts. yeah it's a think he did too now that. you brought that up he uh he just asked. Phil Jackson he's like I'm going to go. to Vegas and Phil Jackson's like please. let it be two days and it was like four.

they just on just on a run in the season. he's like I'll go to Vegas and get. [ __ ] up I'm hanging out with kmen. Electra and Jackson's like God damn it. you're so good being that good at. something where they bend the rules for. you and they go like ah [ __ ] dude all. right just go ahead just come back. please and he's like I might not did you. miss any games I think he did right. did he miss games. Jamie I'm trying to remember the the. movie right now is in production it's. called 48 hours in Vegas but it's been. in what it for years but that's not what.

I think he took I think he took like. four days it was during the finals the. finals during the finals they usually. maybe have three days off so I think he. took for two days they didn't they had. to go get him as I remember they like. Michael Jordan Phil Jackson sky pipp and. all got on a plane and we're like you. got to come back we have a game tomorrow. you're our leading rebounder my God that. is so insane and he's just been partying. for days dude it's like The Hangover. meets a Space Jam showing up and you're. like hey we got the biggest game of our.

life and you're here in Vegas Vegas. Vegas did you ever see where. God what Productions off a little bit I. guess the Jonathan Majors who's had some. problems this year he was oh he was. playing be broadman. oh um did you ever see when he was on. Celebrity Rehab yeah it was horrible it. was hilarious celebrity was like he got. in shape all he did is like running the. treadmill like drinking water he just. partied a little too much I think. Celebrity Rehab the one I'm thinking of.

is the first season where you saw people. melting down in ways that you're like. what the [ __ ] oh well first of all it's. the worst thing you could ever do to. someone who's in the middle of recovery. is to broadcast them and all their. insecurities to the world and have. people [ __ ] on each other and insult. each other Dr Dr Drew hosted that show. and it led to of my favorite Stan hope. bits where he said uh Dr Drew is to. science I forget what it was but he was. like talking about he's like that would. be like being an OBGYN that only.

specializes in hairless stinkless. Norwegian [ __ ] like the way that Stan. hope described it I was like it's so. funny I [ __ ] love that joke yeah yeah. but Celebrity Rehab you just saw people. be like oh here's your favorite guy and. he's super broken yeah he's [ __ ]. crazy broken he gives you a window into. like the Dark Side of Hollywood you see. them be like it I don't keep that money. that money doesn't keep coming in that's. like the Jesse Smet thing where you're. like you wonder how many of those people.

that are on drugs hit that moment. they're like I have to do something. crazy right to get back up there I'll do. Celebrity Rehab right I'll be the victim. like what do you do if you're that guy. like if that guy can't work he's got to. save three. babies he's got a music career. apparently no he doesn't no he doesn't. does he. what if it [ __ ] rules what if it's. like good wow that would be a problem. what if we heard music and it was like. damn releasing last year as a single but.

let's hear he I mean before he got in. trouble he had a bunch he had a record. career can we hear it and edit the side. of the show we can I can just play for. you guys can we just play it for just. play it for us just play in housee and. who what will the audience hear nothing. cut it out cut it out or you can overlap. elevator music we'll be right back with. our commentary later ladies and. gentlemen he produced this movie about. uh something boy blues it was a gay. novel. 1994 oh was going for that gay Market.

yeah also a year ago and I like this is. that's the best I could find I would. describe had a bunch of charting songs. in 2014 and then oh really after that. yeah yeah yeah yeah so he actually is a. legitimate had songs on the Empire that. were making it big and then that's where. I I was looking to around 2018 they. started not charting anymore and then. 2019 is when is when the thing happened. the H problem is that crazy you can. follow it like that you can go like oh. here he is and then now you're like it's. dipping are we about to see something we. about to see a little. [ __ ] I will I will say my review of.

the song is it sounds like AI. R&B it sounds like yeah there's not one. specific thing that I was like oh that. was really he can sing for sure he can. sing but it just feels like a a like lot. of [ __ ] feels like AI you know what. flavor of my coffee is thanks what. that's it huh what okay cool I know what. you want to drink in the morning thanks. I don't know what's worth that or the. open letter of Vladimir Putin that's the. worst thing I've ever that's one of the.

worst things you're dealing with a man. that's a murderer and you're writing him. a poem about about if I was your mom I'd. fix it like first of all how outrageous. great [ __ ] is she even a mom no we. looked it up I think we looked it up on. the bonfire funer I don't think she's. makes it funnier uh it is probably the. best piece of [ __ ] talking we have. against Vladimir Putin cuz Biden or. Trump either one of them talking [ __ ]. they won't say but this woman being like. just a self-important actress being like. I'm going to tell you what I would have.

done nothing can stop hot actress energy. it it's just like an yeah it's an. immovable object versus a some mentally. ill people are also hot this was the. Harvard Crimson they were this was. satire but oh okay oh if I was your. white woman single-handedly stops war in. Ukraine If I Was Your Mother. imagine imagine I give me like best case. scenario when you put that on Tik Tok is. this really does go viral it gets to. Vladimir Vladimir and you see him crying.

in the Kremlin someone slides it across. his oversized desk and then she gets a. phone call from Russia what's going on. what is this I wish you were my mother. could you still be my mommy she goes who. is this that's how he tricks her into. mooving to Russia and then he's got a. new bride yeah and now we have she's. married to me now and that's their meet. cute that does sound like a romcom from. the 90s where it's like she's an actress. he's a bloodthirsty dictator what.

happens when a poem goes viral it's. their Sleepless in. Seattle I didn't watch the I watched. small clips of the Tucker interview with. Putin oh it what did you think it looked. uh I mean did you see what Putin said. about it what he say he was like made. fun of how softball of an interview it. was oh did he really like made fun of. tuer to the Russian press he went uh I. prepared I think the quote was something. like I prepared to be challenged oh. interesting I was prepared for them to.

come at me yeah cuz I guess some you're. right someone in his inner circle is. smart because he was clearly got his. balls busted for all the ranting he did. Putin says he prefers Biden to Trump and. mock Tucker Carlson questions wow which. again this could all be a scop cuz he's. a you know how he moves and [ __ ] he said. Biden is more predictable the lack of. sharp questions yeah it said it threw. him off cuz you could tell someone. busted his balls for how long he ranted. on [ __ ] when they were like what were. you talking about interesting uh and it.

said yeah he was he was expecting them. to um but here's the another part of the. quote that people aren't using scroll. back up again he said um he goes I think. that uh he said between Biden and pu. Putin said without hesitation the. current US president was more. experienced predictable an old school. politician but added we will work with. any US president who the American people. have confidence in mhm like why isn't. why besides preferring Trump he says he.

work with anybody yeah but that's what I. mean he says this guy he doesn't say. unreasonable things when it comes to. that well he just says stuff that you go. like he says stuff that's smart enough. that you go like oh yeah okay well. that's not a real like Kim Jong-un is. like the stars have told me that I'm the. leader and you're like you're a [ __ ]. [ __ ] and Putin says stuff and you go I. mean it's not completely incorrect well. he's very intelligent yeah the guy. worked for the KGB the guy it's like a. CIA operative being our leader and. they're like hey I know how these.

[ __ ] things go have you ever seen. when he talks about how many US. presidents he's been through and about. how they all have these promises and. then once they get into office he goes. men with coats like mine sit down with. them not with this color Tha you know. yeah and they tell them exactly what. you're going to do like it's cool to to. see. because he's telling the truth he knows. what he said he's on the other side of. it he's on on the other side of it but. it's not a lie no like and we all know.

that yeah they all no one like Obama one. of his things was to to help. whistleblowers it like a part of the the. website to get him elected yeah it's. like protection for whistleblowers they. were like the worst for whistleblowers. but dude I'm telling you they all he. knows that all presidents left or right. are just the are the same arms they're. the arms to the same monster he knows. how they work that's what he means by. Biden's a predictable one he goes I can. [ __ ] it's like knowing how to drive.

an old car you're like [ __ ] had one. of these [ __ ] throw reverse they were. saying that those Chinese weather. balloons those flying over things those. big balloons that they were doing that. when Trump was around but they didn't. tell Trump that's hilarious cuz Trump. would like shoot him. down B shot down which is even crazier I. was like good yeah it's fine but if. Trump shot him down like he's [ __ ]. launching missiles into the sky well. they threatened uh World War that's. always the threat either side pushes on. the other they go like World War III is. coming did you ever see the dude who.

tells the story to the news about the. missile that uh or the the the jet that. crash landed have you seen this no there. was a jet where a pilot ejected from the. Jet and like some [ __ ] super. expensive fighter jet and it flew into. the ground and this one dude was there. when it happened. this dude's like super country I love it. it's damn dude that is possibly I love. the beginning of the interview he goes. I've been out on this Earth about 72.

Years love A guy that states how old he. is at the beginning with a straw hat on. he goes no I ain't seen that [ __ ] in the. country but I'm having a shave which is. definitely code for a [ __ ] he was taking. a dump in that plane crash taking a. shave I said what in the world of this I. love. it oh yeah that [ __ ] rules what if it. was a cover story for a crashed UFO. that's what I mean yeah I mean that's I. want his explanation on UF go tiny. little gray men they seem mean say I.

think they lost the jet though they knew. the guy ejected from the Jet and they. lost the jet it was reported the jet was. lost before this guy reported and they. found out where it where it slammed lost. like two or three days though yeah cuz I. remember reading that news story about a. lost Jet and you're like how the [ __ ] do. you lose a jet he's also wearing a. weighted vest yeah that guy's probably. got low body fat under there is that. what that is probably shredded that's PR. he's working out yeah maybe he's like a. dude just out there works out all the. time yeah he's take it off he's just. shred it like just old man ripped he's.

like an old Rambo have you ever seen. those old dudes that work out in the. park on uh those uh monkey bars and um. yeah and the um the gymnast bars the. various different height parallel bars I. did this but these guys are insanely fit. dude and there's this one old dude that. does it on Instagram that I follow well. I've met back when I was getting out of. the waiting tables days was about 12 13. years ago I did a series for Yahoo.

called mansom which sounds so good but. it was uh they would have me do. different weird [ __ ] or whatever and. they I went up to Harlem and did an. episode with these guys and they were. like showing me the [ __ ] they could do. and it was unbelievable like oh there it. is yeah the bartenders look at you bro. uh dude I am FR full alcoholic at this. point very hung over dude this guy would. do stuff he would do and then I would. try to do stuff and I'm out of shape so. my arms are doing like the stabilizing.

insane [ __ ] flag poles yeah he would. like lift himself all the way up and. then all the way back down with like not. even breathing heavy just try doing the. monkey bars back and forth a couple of. times and see how hard your it is on. your forearms and your your your grip. strength especially at 40 like look at. this they can just do stuff but that is. it just shows you also like their. physiques come from entirely from body. weight yeah and you like look at. gymnasts they're some of the most.

[ __ ] ripped people alive and it's. just all body weight yeah it's no. weightlifting it's just that pull-ups. how hard look at that yeah like these. crazy crazy muscle flips parkour guys. are crazy strong to have that kind of. control oh for sure for sure now I could. do that if I got up there I wouldn't do. that I could flip around if you fall. you're [ __ ] yeah especially at 40 I'd. [ __ ] take a fall and be like oh I. think they have a rubber floor there it. looks like which is nice it'll help you. a little bit but still not good being.

out of shape and trying to do that in. front of them those are just like little. liability places like there's so much. liability there I would like to know the. insurance on play like City playgrounds. like the legalities of what they have to. be like you're not suing us and is there. some stuff that's grandfathered in like. those domes those iron do. they're like Monkey Bar domes like grips. all around you be inside of them and. [ __ ] fall yeah dude I used to go to this. place in Denver when I was a kid called. big fun and it was like a Discovery Zone.

kind of thing but they had these rubber. straps it was called the spiderweb and. it was these tight thick like that wide. that thick across but like dozens of. them all the way up and you would climb. through disaster when you fall you back. and you like go through these like. straps slapping you in the back of the. neck you would come back with like. lacerations on your arms and [ __ ] it's. the most fun I've ever had and there's. zero chance they would do that now just.

rubber straps and be like climb to the. top yeah and it was like a good 20 feet. tall you they do have still two that I'm. kind of shocked they still have is those. trampoline buildings you go in them and. it's just trampolines everywhere and. everyone's just bouncing from one. trampoline to the next one [ __ ] dude. this guy uh very funny comic Daman that. opens he's open for me he used to do. slam ball back in the day and he showed. me I remember slam brought it back this. summer yeah they brought it back but now. they do it with contact or I think you. used to be able to do it with contact.

what a wild idea to have basketball with. trampolines it sounds good on paper but. your knees are like dude I can't do this. oh yeah it's got to be terrible for you. like you land wrong oh yeah like it. almost I wonder if it's almost easier to. land on a hard floor I bet you have to. do everything totally different cuz you. have two different things going on you. got trampoline jumping and then you have. running on a court yeah you're going. back and forth to both of these things. dude that's probably really hard to do. yeah go from but is it actually better. to see people fly through the air like.

that I mean is it better what you mean. watch baseball for home runs of course. this is what everybody wants to see they. get to do crazy crazy dunks yeah but you. can't even dribble in the center yeah. who cares yeah you you you kind of have. to though right like how much traveling. happens well they take as many steps as. NBA players do now that Euro three step. what are you allowed it's a lot of they. call it a Euro Step you're basically. allowed what three steps I think it's. the NBA apparently there's like a a two. and a half step R there's a gather step. dribble that people can take pick up and.

go like one two and then run there's a. few guys on Instagram that break down. these crazy plays and be like this is. not a travel and here's why and they. take five minutes in slow motion to show. you why it wasn't a travel I got here. crazy early and I was on my phone in my. car watching highlights of this dude on. Twitter that they're they're starting to. call him cream cream D Jabar he's a. white guy from uh Indiana State this. this reporter Matt Ross called him cream. cream Abdul Jabar and he's a white guy. from Indiana State let me see what his.

name is I think I have it still up on my. phone it's on Twitter oh yeah dude he. rules his name's Robbie Aila and he's. like when you see this guy you're like. oh he's just a big fat white guy with. glasses and then he just balls really he. just balls out and he's at Indiana State. yeah I love it I love a goofy white guy. there he is that's him yeah this guy had. 35 points last night he's just putting. it up yeah really let me see some. highlight this guy can [ __ ] go he. plays like he's playing with kids like.

that's how he kind of looks sometimes. he's right there down in the key right. there yeah up and in and he just looks. like if he showed up at the playground. you'd be like you'd be like ah he's. probably not that good and then he just. [ __ ] [ __ ] up those goggles are fresh. too yeah dude I love it he's got those. old school Kurt rambus glasses on yeah I. love a guy that has Horus Grant up. top those glasses probably help oh yeah. it's like Ricky vaugh in Major League. you can finally see the strike zone I.

wonder if he can really see everything. yeah but look he can dish wow I love a. goofy big white guy that's great at. basketball that's why I love joic on the. Nuggets so much he just looks like he. should not be good and he's awesome wow. he's not trying yeah he moves slow in. that way where you're like he's precise. but he's just like [ __ ] Larry yeah. Larry Bird you're like and also the. Larry Bird is they say arguably the. greatest [ __ ] talker of all time that he.

was like yeah other tier level of. shitalking he would apparently show up. to like remember when they had those uh. free throw competitions and he said. who's coming in second oh yeah he said. that at the All-Star game for the. three-point competition he goes who's uh. who's going to be in second place there. was. one and I don't really know how true. this story is but list you know Joe list. is a huge Celtics fan huge Boston Sports. guy he told me a story that Larry Bird. it was like the 86 season and they were. he was lined up on a guy and Larry Bird.

hit three shots in a row they call a. timeout and he comes back on the court. and he tells the guy he goes can you. believe they're going to give the ball. to male I just scored six straight. points on you and they're giving the. ball to male and the guy went what and. then the play happens and M scored and. bird looked at him I was like I told you. like he's just so good he's like yeah. I'm not getting the ball and I'm mad. about it guy is he hilarious you got to. be so good to be able. to LeBron tells the players on the other. team what they're doing wrong sometimes. really he's like you're supposed to be. over here that's wild you're [ __ ] like.

hey move like yeah he he knows what. everybody's doing basketball knowledge. is at at a level so far above everybody. else on the floor he's he most coaches. also dude this what's what I love is in. sports where someone calls something out. in the middle of a play there's two. examples in the NFL that I know where. Payton Manning gets mad at his tackle. for missing a block and he's running. he's when he's on the Colts and you can. hear him go God damn it like he like. yells the guy's name in the middle of.

the play and still has the play done but. he like in the middle of the play goes. like you [ __ ] up and like screams it. out it's [ __ ] hilarious one of the. best versions of that Max Holloway was. fighting Brian Ortega and he told Brian. Ortega you got a block like this and he. puts his hand up to help him Block in. the middle of beating his ass he takes. his he goes put your hand right here I. mean dude that that that you need to see. this watch look watch this look he puts. his see he's teaching him how to do it. look look look protect me look see watch.

this look at this man bro put your hand. there he did like the demonstration like. I won't even do it to you and then he. beats his ass more he's just such a nice. guy wild that was that was like when. khib got Connor in the corner and was. talking to him yeah that was let's talk. now let's talk now let's talk. you're like just getting elbows hammered. on you and you're. like [ __ ] wild wild it's wild sport. man yeah those guys are badasses that's.

why for real yeah that's a that's a. different kind of human being yeah kind. of human being that can do that. successfully for a living yeah yeah it's. a big one coming up soon in uh in Miami. big big [ __ ] card man are you excited. oh yeah it's a big one there's one fight. I'm really excited about Dustin poier. versus Ben Wason. okay Ben Mo s was a French special. forces guy who uh now fights in MMA and. is murking people like he's a straight.

up killer I mean he looked that that. chest tattoo is [ __ ] tough he there. was one of the fights that I uh uh. called and I'm interviewing him. afterwards and he starts talking about I. like America he helped us out during. World War II thank you very much for. bringing us back he's talking about. America in terms of like military like. that we've always been kind of aligned. yeah and I'm like that's how he's. thinking yeah he's problem he's a killer. he got into MMA to be better as a. soldier I think he already had a judo.

background but uh the MMA thing is. fairly recent it's only been like six. years I believe or so he's 13 I saw his. record he's 13 and one he's called the. God of War that's badass as a fan of God. of War that's badass I think he the. fight he lost was at a different weight. class too I think he fights at 155 and. I'm pretty sure should check on that I'm. pretty sure his fight that he lost was. at 170 but he's very good man he's very. good and he's calculated and he doesn't. have any weaknesses he's very good on. the ground he's very good standing up um.

he's just good everywhere if he wins. that fight does that elevate him to a. shot at the title well it's a big jump. it's a big jump at competition and this. guy goes from beating guys who are. pretty good good Fighters yeah solid. fighters to to the top of the Heap. Dustin poier yeah a guy who's been uh. interim Champion it's a it's a different. level and for Dustin to accept that. fight it's a big risk and Dustin must. have got paid a lot of money to do that.

because that's a faor St Denise favor. that's crazy St Denise favored over. Dustin porier Dustin porier Who has. fought [ __ ] everybody yeah everybody. the guy beats Connor twice and he's. still the underdog against sa Den that's. insane that's how scary that dude is I. like that Michael paig is fighting in. Kevin Holland Michael P is fun I know. Michael P from the like he's fun dude. that's a real fight that's a real fight. cuz Kevin Holland is [ __ ] dangerous.

yeah he's [ __ ] dangerous and he's got. a lot of MMA experience a lot and he's. very good on the ground and he's got. ridiculous one- punch power yeah and. that's also a welterweight fight where. Kevin I think is at his most dangerous. at 170 Kevin is so [ __ ] dangerous you. do like spinning back elbows and [ __ ]. like I know Michael pagee from watching. like his highlights if you go to Michael. pagee Michael Venom page before he was. ever an MMA fighter was a highlevel. karate Point fighter oh and I was always.

wondering like when are those guys going. to make their way into MMA because we. had this one guy Raymond Daniels who was. uh also an Oppo opponent of Michael. Venom page in a karate thing um but. there's a video you can watch of that of. them competing in a karate tournament. those guys at that that those highlevel. karate guys can move in and out very. fast is that what their is that what. their like superpower you would say is. is they just they're crazy in and out. and can nail you with [ __ ] they can.

cover distance much faster than. everybody else cuz their game is all. about touching you once yeah so it's. just it's it's like you're you're. playing a game of karate tag yeah it's. probably karate tag is the funniest name. to call it though it kind of is like. that like to to make it sound safer you. go you want to play karate tag you just. get kicked in the [ __ ] head yeah but. you don't most of the times guys don't. even get knocked out they just get. touched you know it's a lot of like this. like this kind of thing and then when. someone does touch make contact they. separate and they call point now it was. based on the very ludicrous notion that.

one strike could kill someone okay and. so you wouldn't want to be hitting. anybody more than once yeah you can do. one one hitter quitter [ __ ] yeah so this. is like based you know they started. these tournaments based on that idea a. long ass time ago and they keep doing. them that way but the skill that you get. from that is the ability to close the. distance and hit someone look at that. crazy jumping wheel kick he did yeah. that was a three 720° wheel kick look at. this I mean that's crazy if you're in a. street fight right and you see a guy.

take a karate stance yeah there is a. chance he's going to hit you with one of. those most likely that's a one hitter. where you take that shot but if you're a. wrestler you go oh this is going to be. great this is going to be great you're. going to kick me okay let me time this. and then I'll just yeah I'm going to. tackle you on the concrete [ __ ] face. that's why that that dagian wrestling. thing wrestling is the number one. Foundation of all martial arts I think. if you don't know how to wrestle you. can't fight you have to know how to. wrestle even the high level kickboxers.

like you okay bro what happened I'm. still coming over this allergies from. you son of a [ __ ] it's co it's co it's. the new. Co give it to me um even guys like u u. like Alex paa who's like one of the most. devastating Strikers to ever fight in. the sport he had to learn how to wrestle. before he could fight in MMA yeah you. can't just go in there and not know how. to get up you can't go in there and not. know how to defend yourself it's just. too dangerous I remember the old school. when they did James Tony Randy Couture. oh yeah and you're like and Randy. Couture's like well I'm not going to.

stand with you Randy Couture is like you. can't wrestle at all Randy ankle picked. him yeah which is like embarrassing he. just dropped down grabbed his ankle like. set your ass down yeah dude he didn't. even let him have a shot that was fun to. watch Randy was actually nice to him he. could have tortured him he could have. like proven a point and just stayed on. him and punched him in the face as long. as he wanted to but that's why I liked. khabib cuz khabib just did that to the. top guys that could wrestle guys that. could wrestle were like he was like. watching someone fight a shark and get. and get bro into the water and you were.

like he's just got you yeah I mean. that's what poier said about him they. just couldn't believe he's doing that to. him I me can you imagine that you're. just so you're just so good that guys at. the top level are like I can't even [ __ ]. with this guy getting mauled by this. dude and he's talking to you and poier. tried for a guillotine at one point in. time and almost had it remember that. pretty tight has a nasty Guillotine was. that fight in London or it was I think I. I remember watching why do I remember. watching it in the afternoon I do not. know but uh I remember watching that and. you're like oh he's got no he does oh.

was Justin G was that the last fight. gagei gagei was the last fight with gayi. um did he catch kabib in a something I. think he tried something and then all a. triangle or a guillotine was it gayi am. I read remembering it wrong I thought it. was Dustin poier almost had a guillotine. you probably know more than I do just. remember get him confused though too. being high at Helium in Philadelphia. during the day and they're like we'll. put the fight on here and I was like. that'd be awesome walk over from the. hotel the the story was that he actually. likes gatei it was po it was po so here.

it is he gets him in a guillotine this. pretty [ __ ] tight dude it's pretty. [ __ ] tight and it would have been. much better if he had that right knee. engag see how khib just steps over that. right knee he just alleviated a lot of. pressure there but there's still a. tremendous amount of pressure on his. neck but the key thing here is tried to. scramble and reengage but he never got. that right knee in play khib kept that. right knee from being in play every time. se he pushed it down and get sideways. that alleviates the pressure from the. hips so now the hips aren't squeezing.

down on your lower back anymore which. accentuates the pressure on and now he's. out yeah now he's out it was the whole. key to that if he was in full guard. there look at how scary it is then all. of a sudden he's on his he's on his back. and he's just like [ __ ] [ __ ] well that's. the that's the problem with pulling. guard for a G right here right and then. he just switches over and now he's just. G back and also Dustin needs to take a. break here CU he just exerted an insane. amount of energy trying to close the. deal so when you're trying to close the. deal on a guillotine your whole body is. involved and you're arcing into it and.

you know and he didn't have the leg man. and he just he didn't have that leg if. he had that right leg over and that's. why kabib that was his number one. priority wasn't even defending the choke. if you notice the number one priority is. moving over that right leg Yeah got over. him cuz as soon as someone has a. guillotine like Dustin does and they. have two legs and you're really trapped. it might be night night it might be. night night because they're pulling down. on your lower back and then they're up. on your neck and twisting it to the side. i' be trying to talk you can't even get.

hands involved you're just bucksville. please leave me alone that was what I. was saying last night when you get. choked and it changes your voice you go. like can pleas that's just how [ __ ]. good khabib was man he's so good it's. almost a tragedy that he never wants to. fight again cuz he doesn't right it was. like the promise he made his dad. beautiful he's made his mother he's. going to have one more fight and that. was going to be it and it's beautiful. like that's a great way to go out always. just a badass coach yep and he'll be one. of the greatest coaches of all time and. he'll go out as without a doubt one of.

the greatest to ever do it one of the. greatest if not the best ever he's. definitely in the argument there the. argument is Mighty Mouse who's always. had a special place in my heart for when. he was in his prime yeah when he was. Mighty Mouse was a [ __ ] to watch. he would do [ __ ] that no one one could. do he would do [ __ ] where he would throw. a guy into the air suplex him and then. catch an armar in the middle of him. being in the air I just saw that clip.

and finish it on the ground I just saw. the flying armar there's not a champion. alive that can do that the way Mighty. Mouse did it yeah he like toss the guy. in the air and then on his way down. threw him in an arm bar when they both. hit the mat bro when he fought Henry. cejudo the first time it was a master. class it was a master class when he put. Henry away yeah when you're this is his. last fight that was the fight with the. fly that's a great fight too though show. that show that that that KO cuz it's a. flying knee and this is a guy who had. knocked him out in the previous fight.

with a knee so check this out look at. this combination look at that [ __ ]. timing dude walk away walk away look at. that timing oh my god when you're. watching this cage side and you see a. guy like Mighty Mouse do some wild [ __ ]. yeah are you just like as a fan of the. sport you're calling it but you're just. like does it take your brain a little. bit to process like what the [ __ ]. magical it's so magical it's like I know. how hard it is to move that way so when. I see a dude who can move the way he.

does I'm like that is so [ __ ]. beautiful so for for someone who does. martial arts yeah look at this flying. arm this is against Ray Borg so in the. middle of the suplex he catches the arm. before the dude hits the ground oh. that's what it is before the dude hits. the ground he caught the arm and then he. swings over. and get now he's having fun here he's. having fun for him to do this he's like. I'm going to show off and if you know. Demetrius he's a fun dude he plays a lot. of video games streams and stuff he's a.

really sweetheart of a guy you would. never imagine he' be that good he had a. German suplex into a [ __ ] he had a. WWE movie [ __ ] W in the air and this. was a fight that he was just lighting. this dude on fire like he was just. lighting this dude on fire he's at I I. maintain that he is the finest. expression of martial arts yeah I've. ever seen cuz it's creative it's it's. it's just he didn't have the kind of. competition and the men aren't as big. but if he was welterweight he would be.

no question the greatest of all time no. question he was so good dude yeah you. got to look at them when they're in this. window of time and sometimes it's just a. few years where they're they're. accomplishing things in a way that is so. extraordinary you go I've never seen. anybody better and that's how I feel. about Mighty Mouse when he was in his. prime and then the other one that that's. like that is Anderson Silva Anderson Sil. when he was in his prime my God all the. defenses the title defenses that run it.

was the way he was doing it too man it. was like he was operating at a different. speed than them he was processing things. with like a a 2024 computer and they. were using some Windows 95 yeah the way. he would Dodge punches all the time and. then I also loved he was part of the. reason I wrote that joke about. translators in the ring afterwards. because his voice was so soft and he was. like P Portuguese and they'd be like. Anderson says he'll kill all comers in. anyone and you're like but his voice is. so sweet his voice was.

like bro when he when he beat Rich. Franklin to win the title Ace is it it. Ace rich or Rich Ace Frank because he. looked like Ace vura love he looked a. little bit God those were my mushroom. days where I just take a ton of. mushrooms and watch UFC I was [ __ ]. that's a crazy thing to watch on. mushrooms dude it was dude I got robbed. uh when I lived in Tucson cuz I lived. with a weed dealer and I got [ __ ] hog. tied like gone on 45 on the head like. cleaned out I did the whole story on.

AR's there was the season Ari got fired. but this is not happening but I lived. with a weed guy and we got set up and I. was just the roommate I was how far how. hard they hit you in the head uh not. hard I had to pretend that it was harder. cuz the guy was like smaller than me so. I had to pretend that he really [ __ ]. my [ __ ] up when really he just kind of. dinked me and then he was I mean he was. a pro like he had a army duffel bag zip. ties like had like a real gun like like. I had a one guy was two guys got both me.

and my roommate and they you know they. knew we were college kids both guys had. guns oh yeah hammers dude 45s I think. think both of them had 45 caliber like. he was tapping it on my head being like. you're going to [ __ ] die white boy. where's the [ __ ] money and you're. like I don't [ __ ] know and then um so. I got robbed and then I got out of it or. whatever I was fine I wasn't physically. hurt they took my car which had six. loads of laundry in it so I lost all my. clothes that sucked living wearing a. bathing suit as underwear for three days.

cuz I was so broke I couldn't afford. anything I lost my CD booklet did you. ever get the car back yeah cleaned out. where was it in the desert that's what. happens in Tucson this all happened in. Tucson and they called me and they're. like we got your car and I was like is. my D I was at a bar and Tucson police. called me and they go we found your car. and I go was the CD booklet in it and. the guy goes no he's like you're lucky. we found your [ __ ] car that's the. thing we used to carry CD books in our. car I had a zip one had a zipper one.

with multiple Pages dude I had pages of. band I had a hold sound garden page. whole Nirvana page with bleach all the. way to [ __ ] dude and You' keep the. You' keep the CD thing for inside so it. looked professional right dude I had a. banger of a CD booklet that got taken. but then uh that night kid today yeah. they're just like not digital I won't. own my media but we went I went to my. buddy sumer's house and I took like. probably three and a half close to four.

grams and I was drunk before I took it. oh boy and Mark was sober and he let me. in and we watched the first season of. The Ultimate Fighter oh wow and we had. it on like did you get robbed while you. were watching it no I this was at night. but it was was like hyping me up where I. was like maybe I would have pul I was on. mushrooms I was like maybe I would have. P I wouldn't have pulled [ __ ] but I was. like oh and then we watched that to like. 5: in the morning but I was just. tripping being like watch I was like.

watching UFC on mushrooms rules and I. thought it was just the cool so I did it. a couple more times and I I was thinking. the last time I did it was like Lesnar. Shane uh Carwin oh wow cuz I was like oh. he's from Colorado I always loved. Colorado Fighters that was the closest. uh Shane had come I mean he really came. close to beating that guy yeah that on. top of him was pounded him oh I wasn't. on mushrooms I was drunk at Hooters with. Lewis oh that's I was drunk at a Midtown. Hooters with Lewis cuz I was yelling out. Aurora and then [ __ ] Shane Carwin.

lost and I was like cuz he gassed he. gassed out that was it he empted the. tank trying to finish Brock cuz he he. wobbled him he well he was on top of him. raining bombs down on him a lot of. referees would have stopped that fight. really yeah watch it watch it let's. watch it let's watch watch the first the. end of the first round with Brock Lesnar. and Shane Carwin God I forgot we at. Shane was a terrifying puncher. terrifying he was the only guy in the. UFC that they had to have gloves bigger. than Brock Lesnar's really yeah they had. like four XL gloves cuz I remember when.

Brock came to the UFC there were gloves. they have to make his gloves bigger. shanes are bigger really bro Shane's. hands were like badass they were like. canned hands look at these guys Shane. was so dangerous man like people forgot. about him like in his prime he could put. anybody to to sleep with like a 6-in. punch he was so [ __ ] dangerous and he. was a really good wrestler too yeah and. a Colorado guy so I love them he's a. [ __ ] beast dude was he in the Greg. Jackson gym with all them uh I.

believe well I know he's out of Colorado. yeah I think he trained with Jackson. yeah but this is at the point where he's. already gassed yeah this is at the point. where he's gassed and this is the second. round this is when Brock wins can you go. back to like the first round you said. last round um no I meant the end of the. first round this is the so this is this. is it so go a little bit before that so. you can see how this takes place cuz. like he he stuns him on the. feet so they're standing up.

there God listen to. that that was the uppercut look at that. uppercut that uppercut was. [Applause]. nasty he stuff to take down bro Shane. was so dangerous so dangerous. I thought it was over right there look. at this it could have been over right. here with a lot of referees man a lot of. [Applause]. referees there has to be a feeling where.

you have Brock Lesnar and then you don't. and you go like [ __ ] like look at this. look how close this. [Applause]. is so he's getting [ __ ] pummeled dude. and this goes on for a while the thing. is Shane right now is emptying the tank. because he thinks he's got the clo he's. at the end that's what he thinks. yeah this goes on for a while dude dude. he keeps going on look at this big shots.

like right there stop the fight right. there you can stop the fight but Brock. is still pushing him off but he's not. really effectively defending. himself like many referees would have. been like I've seen enough like right. here the blood spraying many referees. damn. but no I don't remember this fight that. well I I just remember that Shane gassed. yep oh my god dude the feeling of having.

someone almost knocked out and they. don't call it but it gets worse. look it gets. worse so now he gets I think he fully. mounts him at one point in time like. look at this look at this this is big. dude these are big [ __ ] shots that's. a big elbow yeah but he's tired you can. see him breathing heavy yeah but now. he's just looking for one big. shot I mean dude the way he has I've. never seen I mean he's beating the [ __ ].

out of Brock here but now those aren't. effective yeah but but the referee could. stop the fight man this is [ __ ] close. this is one of those things where the. guy is getting beat up so bad you could. make an argument for stopping it look at. all the blood but Brock is fighting back. Shane gets on top of him again Brock. can't get up right he's getting mauled. here no but Brock's saving energy doing. this right like he's not well I mean he. clearly had the better gas tank cuz he. made it out of this and then the second.

round he was fresh and Shane was done. yeah like Shane right now is done yeah. he's done he's so tired you have to. understand how he has nothing in his. arms he just exerted everything he he. emptied the tank have you ever seen a. fight where a guy does that and then. wins by using his legs or something most. of the time when guys empty the tank. that bad they can't recover so it's just. they're done on everything and so look. Brock is scrambling at the end of the. round and he's getting back up now he's. up now he's up damn dude if someone.

stands up like that especially a Brock. Lesnar against you you go like [ __ ] and. Shane is kind of breaking here like he's. really tired like look at him breathing. he's just trying to figure out a way to. recover and Brock's not going to let him. recover because if he's defending. constantly then he's still breathing. heavily and then he's not going to be. able to get his win back this isn't just. like it seems like no one's doing. anything but he's got to fight Brock off. him with that overhook he's got to do. something to like keep him right now. he's not doing [ __ ] right now he's just. hanging on damn and Brock is catching.

his breath too so Shane doesn't even. have his hands clasped here he's. literally not he's not digging that. overhook he's he's really needing a. break here so and Brock knows this too. so Brock recognizes that he's exhausted. so Brock knows probably also that this. is the end of the round and he's going. to make it out of this and so then when. he comes into the second round he knows. this dude's toast because there's a. level that you get to where you're so. exhausted like you're not going to be. okay in a minute yeah so here's the. second round do you think when he sits.

down or when he comes back out right. here he's like ah [ __ ] yep oh you can. see him breathing yeah he's already. exhausted and Brock looks way better and. Brock is going to just set it up look. for the moment but he kind of knows the. chains toast right here then he. eventually shoots Jesus. man that's something where I would you. just want to be like I just let me go. home I'm just [ __ ] Zapped so he's. moving away from the shots.

now look they're like telling him. they're like get the [ __ ] over there. this is good for both of them too it. gives him a chance to recover so he. swung in there tried to land a big. bomb do you do you think it's similar in. any way like being at a job where you. feel out of your depth where you're just. like [ __ ] I'm done I thought this was it. you know what I mean there is there's a. shot so he gets on top of him and. eventually arm triangles submits him. yeah so he's just out here it is he gets. him in the arm triangle I mean this is. this is a heavy pressure head and arm.

choke heavy pressure oh yeah oh. [ __ ] he's got to push with his elbow see. how his hand is right there what he. really needs to do is what's called. answering the phone you put your hand in. between Brock's head and your ear so. tapped yeah he was done you the defense. and it's not the best defense but it's. the only thing you have is to get your. hand like this hello yeah hello hello. cuz if if they just have this like. completely locked up you're [ __ ] Jesus.

chist you got to get a little bit of. space our future president Brock. Lesnar isn't that in Idiocracy the yeah. it is it's a former WWF Champion yeah. they would that would absolutely be we'. hate idiocracy I just watched idiocracy. about a year ago and it [ __ ] holds up. it's Mike Jud. is by the way office space still holds. up it all the greatest movies of all. time buad still funny King of the Hill. everything the guy does he's. unbelievable beavers and Butthead when I. first moved to California in '94 was the.

[ __ ] yeah couldn't wait for beavers and. Butthead it was the funniest thing on. television musio remember when he became. corn Julio when he have too much sugar. the great corn Holio I need TP for my. bung hole dude I was in Middle School. and it was like everybody was doing beas. and Butthead Impressions it was like. where they like you just hear the weird. kid in the back be like that rules. you're like oh Jesus Christ it made. being a degenerate dirt bag fun yeah. guys rules yeah the movie was great beas. and Butthead Do America let me see what.

he does he gets so he gets too much. syrup he's he's just drinking all the. soda. yeah I am corio I need TPP for my B hole. guy. rolls I loved it I remember going to see. the movie like pumped like waiting like. wait like getting friends together and.

being like Friday Friday Friday night. we're going to go see beon but do. America I haven't seen the new ones. aren't there new ones yeah they're doing. new ones are they good have you seen. them yeah I've seen a couple did you. like them sure cuz they watch Tik Tok. stuff now now they don't watch music. videos they watch like what we would. watch and make fun of social like the. that poem they would like to watch that. it was great perfect yeah what's it on. uh Paramount plus okay it's like buried. on one of those streaming services I. that one go watch it cuz that's like. where South Park is they got a bunch of. stuff there yeah Paramount plus has some.

good [ __ ] on it it's just annoying that. you have to subscribe well yeah old but. head they're old now well I mean there I. think some of them they just did they. are oh they uh the show I really want to. watch is ronin on an. fx you mean Shogun Shogun yeah yes yeah. Shogun looks amazing they put the two I. think there's two episodes out right now. I'm I'm going to watch it tonight after. shows what streaming service is that on. it's on Hulu cuz it's FX yeah it looks.

sick I remember the original original. yeah the original was amazing I didn't. know there was I didn't know this was a. remake yeah there was an original show. Shogun way back in the day very excited. for this I mean um yeah it was Shogun. this this looks awesome it's based on a. novel oh it is yeah yeah okay I'm I love. FX does random [ __ ] sometimes and you're. like this is awesome they do some great. [ __ ] dude yeah they do some great [ __ ]. they're kind of like what HBO used to be. they did The Shield remember the shield. yeah that was a great show The Shield.

was very good Michael chicklas or. whatever yeah so uh Shogun American. historical drama limited series created. by uh Rachel condo and Justin marks. based on the 1975 novel of the same name. by James clavell the novel was. previously adapted into a 19 80 limited. series yeah that's it 1980 series click. on the 1980 series who was in that oh. [ __ ] so this was. um starring who's the guy can you find. Richard Chamberlain that right that's.

right Rich can you find a uh right this. is like when they were letting white. dudes play Japanese guys no he was a. white guy he was supposed to be a white. guy living with the show guns oh like. kind of like The Last Samurai exactly. basically like the the Tom Cruz movie. yeah they just stole that idea from him. it's like sh real [ __ ] lifted that's. totally lifted like the one white guy. [ __ ] kicks ass as a samurai like good. luck [ __ ] and we're watching that we're. going yeah bro they were raised to sword. fight you shut your [ __ ] mouth you're. going to lose an arm instantly you're.

going to lose an arm and then the rest. of your life you're going to yeah you're. like and you're and you have no honor. cuz you were a [ __ ] and they cut. your arm off dude that would be a. [ __ ] and they decided not to kill you. and just leave you with no arm but dude. then they shut off contact with the. outside world and then all the Shogun. fell and [ __ ] and everyone was like yeah. our militaries are Advanced by like a. hundred years now and Japan was like. [ __ ] forgot about bullets we got to. catchup well they didn't want to use. bullets too right it wasn't an honorable. way to kill yeah yeah it was it wasn't.

bito yeah they're one of the only. successful cultures that fought off the. Mongols I mean you're talking about my. favorite video game of all time ghost of. tsushima yeah game's unbelievable it's a. video game about the the Samurai and the. Mongols yeah it's about the invasion of. tsushima Island by the Mongols and you. dude you. learn four different sword Styles and. you change your sword styles to play. dude this game I've played this game I. want to say three or four times. completely look at the graphics too it's.

unbelievable and it's open world so you. ride your you ride around and then. you'll duel Mongols there's there's also. no difficulty level right it's supposed. to be pretty hard you can change the. difficulty yeah yeah you can change the. difficulty level that's awesome you you. go around you get armor you learn how to. duel but you start off after they lose. the invasion and then so this is the. actual game or this is this is the game. this is the cut scene but then that's. the real game that's what it looks like. when you're riding through it's. unbelievable holy [ __ ] dude this is. amazing jinai you could stumble upon a.

camp that's what it is and then you. [ __ ] sneak attack oh my God right. there they have this is what you do so. you can do multiple assassinations and. dude it's anyone I've ever anyone I've. ever told to play this game comes back. and they're like that's [ __ ]. unbelievable this is insane ghost of. sushima rules oh my God and they said. they're due for a sequel cuz this came. out a couple years ago flaming arrows. it's unbelievable you do so much [ __ ]. that you're like this is the coolest. thing and then you have one-on-one sword.

fights with Ronin and [ __ ] like your. best friend is a ronin that betrays you. and you have to fight him in a awesome. sword like big sword duels it's awesome. wow and your uncle is um kind of like. runs it you know and you have to either. you choose if you go with him or against. them it's [ __ ] rules wow dude it's. easily my top three in my top three. video games video games are so next. level now they're movies that you play. now yeah and they're more compelling. than movies cuz you're a player in it.

like Last of Us the aqua it's like it's. not as good as the game like you play. Last of Us you're in that [ __ ] or like. uh God of War they'll never make it into. a movie but you play it as a game and. you're like this is so [ __ ] fun wow. you just get into [ __ ] Spider-Man 2 the. video game is better than you're a real. video game a nerd Joe yeah you're a. junkie for I'm aun dude [ __ ] right in. the I uh Spider-Man I mean Ragnarok it's. unbelievable Spider-Man 2 is better than.

any Spider-Man the video game is better. than any Spider-Man movie they've made. wow it's it's as a comic book fan it's. better than anything they've made look. at this yeah dude Baler versus Kos. [ __ ]. insane it's not as fun as doing gay of. war god the [ __ ] like I want to suck. boy boy I'm going to suck you is that. what they do no I just make fun of that. Shane and I used to do this thing yeah. this actual gameplay H that's a cut. scene incredibly disappointing I was.

trying to yeah that's where you fight. him better look out reds you can't. defend does he have magic yeah it's all. about this [ __ ] you fight you basically. fight against Odin and everyone of like. all the Norse gods and they find out. that you're a former uh uh Greek god. oh it's awesome it [ __ ] rules with. Red Dead Redemption 2 came out Shane. this Shane and I were going on the road. together I was take a [ __ ] on the road. and we' do this he would joke that I'm. such a nice guy he's like what's your.

demons like what do you do and I was. like it'd be funny if I like jerked off. homeless guys and that's what came out. about me so Shane and I would do a. running bit where we' do a homeless guy. being like hey watch out buddy you're. about to make me come we like and it's. just me being like shut up I'm gonna. [ __ ] jack you off he's like oh hey. man what are you doing Shane and I would. do that for weeks and then I was out of. the country and Red Dead Redemption 2. came out and I just got this voicemail. from Shane that was so excited he's like. dude have you played Red Dead Redemption. 2 yet I'm like no I'm not home yet and.

he goes Arthur Morgan is our homeless. jerk off. voice the main character of The Voice is. a guy going like well are there and we. like dude that is our homeless jerk off. voice oh Jackie off under the hey mister. brought some food and whiskey for you. from. another game where you can do wild [ __ ]. to people too wild [ __ ] by the way it's. a game you can play four or five times. and not find all the stuff like they. they put that much work into it where. they're like no this is this is layered. you can go on treasure hunts and [ __ ].

that you would never find unless you. like win after it you don't ever wonder. if you're like killing too much time. doing those things all the time dude all. the time does it give you anxiety yeah. but I also level it by like all right if. I'm going to spend 30 minutes writing. jokes then I could play like video games. for two hours. cuz I'm high what else am I going to. [ __ ] do but well that's good if you. give drinking my video game went up. makes sense feels the time yeah makes. because honestly like 1: in the morning. I'll hang out at the Sellar till like 1.

and then I'm like time to go I kind of. want to go home and play video games. yeah I want to go smoke a fat bowl and. play [ __ ] ghost of sushima the new. think about the pleasure that that kind. of Technology gives people people that. their their lives suck but their video. game lives are awesome I get it and it's. the joy you get is real yeah you have to. deal with post video game post nut. syndrome we just you Abol like wipe it. off your belly and you're like I was a.

Greek God fighting life is [ __ ] yeah. I fought th but it is uh they do. incredible [ __ ] and that's why it's like. it's moving away from movies and [ __ ]. where you're like yeah Spider-Man movies. are really cool but when you're actually. Spider-Man and you're flying around new. New York City and then you got to go. fight [ __ ] Venom you're like this is. unbelievable it's unbelievable yeah and. then they're going to you're right to be. virtual yeah it's drugs yeah heavy drugs. Man heavy heavy heavy heavy and you.

better believe when I get to my hotel in. San Antonio Dan soda you're the man dude. um thanks for being here appreciate you. you're always fun D thanks for I'm. excited to work Mothership this weekend. yes I'm excited you're going to be there. too that's I'm [ __ ] pumped and then. um tell everybody social all. got a new special out on YouTube called. on the road it comes out uh March 1st. which is I think today but uh at Dan. soda on everything subscribe to my. YouTube channel I got a podcast called. soda just having Comics come and sit on. my couch and [ __ ] for an hour yeah.

man and I'm on the road I'm on the road. so dan.com beautiful I'll be out there. all right thanks brother appreciate you. bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].