Joe Rogan Experience #2106 - Kid Rock
Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day I love that chain what is that chain. it's uh my tattoo it's my logo American. Badass it's pretty. badass that sounds like Stoner talk it. is it is Stoner talk most of my. conversations are Stoner talk like high. level dude used to be Tom Petty's weed.
dealer in a sense like he would come to. town he married a girl from uh Sagen. Michigan I forget her name great great. girl and they would come to you know. outside Detroit where I lived and I'd. get this call like hey can you get Tom. some weed and I'd be like [ __ ] I'll take. him some weed so I'd call some of my. brother's friends and get some weed and. I'd be like this is [ __ ] awesome. because I love Tom Petty I didn't really. know him so I'd go up there and drop the. weed off and I'd be in his dressing room. and like.
he'd be like so what's up man I'd be. like. nothing and I'm like we have nothing in. common this this guy's so [ __ ] high I. might have been tuned up on a couple. beers or something and I'm like well. that. sucked I guess I'll just enjoy the. music was this before or after you were. doing music oh when I was a big star oh. really yeah no [ __ ] yeah I was all. excited and you're hanging with Tom. Petty not really I was just taking him. weed trying trying to hang out with him.
you know that's how Tom Betty died. somebody got him some pills oh was a. fentanyl yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah he uh. I don't remember what his his injury was. but he was hurting and uh a roie got him. some fentanyl terrible yeah that's how. Prince died too yeah I remember I've. heard that in the elevator same thing. pain we all know people that mhm it's. travesty it's a thing well let's just go. right at the border yeah well it's the.
Border but it's also the the opioid. crisis that was created by the Sackler. family I mean those [ __ ] just. you got a giant percentage of the. population hooked on. Heroin it's some evil [ __ ] man those. [ __ ] people are still running around. too yeah in case you were ever thinking. about quitting. drugs fentanyl should seal the deal yeah. that should seal the deal yeah I know a. lot of people it has they were like you. know I was still an experiment cocaine.
user this that and the other they were. like when that [ __ ] came up that was it. it's like you you know I had some. friends tell me they were going to buy a. testing kit this set the other I was. like yeah that's probably time to yeah. time to move on if you're buying a. testing kit to make sure you don't die. you probably should consider your. options might want to revisit whiskey. yeah weed's not bad weed and whiskey are. it's a good combination you don't really. you don't want to go down that road. although I've heard it's awesome not. fentanyl but but cocaine I have not.
tried it I've never done it but everyone. I know who does it tells you not to do. it cuz it's awesome I had a good. run I hav too many. problems you know in the older days you. know it's kind of just following the. handbook of rock and roll like your. chapter 14 gets them blow blah blah blah. we had fun nobody I've seen people get. all [ __ ] up and lose their minds on it. but I know quite a few people in my.
position like okay we had some fun when. we were younger and you know at some. point you know kind of a weekend warrior. type thing mhm don't let it interfere. with business and engagements and things. you have to do can't say I was batting a. thousand but pretty good average you did. pretty good yeah considering it all. worked out pretty well and I'm not. advocating for it at any level I'm just. anybody is that's that's my honest. experience like hey you know came out. okay that's the thing there's people. that'll tell you they're weed Advocates. there's there's no like Coke Advocates.
there's no people like Coke fixed my. life I never got anything done all a. sudden I was doing coke and starting. businesses is weed fixing lives weed can. fix people depends on who you are I know. if you're sick and yeah for a guy like. me weed's a good drug guy like me weed. just. like chills huge weed smoker yeah and. I'm always he'll always be like you know. for golfing or some [ __ ] and I'm. drinking my beers having my fun I'm. always like you know you.
drive and I'm always like maybe you. [ __ ] shouldn't be driving he's just. [ __ ] stoned out of his mind sometimes. and I'm like yeah I don't like. this I'm I'm a little nervous and I'm. tuned up. already yeah for some people weed makes. you nicer calms you down makes you a. little more sensitive a little more. compassionate yeah everything affects. people differently yeah I've drank. tequila three times only I've I've been. to jail three.
times do the. math Kid Rock no drink tequila so what. do you think tequila does to you. differently ah just makes me want to. punch you right in the mouth really oh. [ __ ] that's it the Mexican influence Hey. Kid Rock nice to see you like. Wham what the [ __ ] matter with him. what tequila like what what I have no. idea what does it do just makes you. hyper makes me [ __ ] hyper violent. [ __ ] you know it could have been a. combination of maybe those few times I.
drank it I was just in a head space. where you know you can be in different. head spaces when you're doing different. things and you can blame it on the. tequila was really but I kind of have a. rule that I I really try not to like you. know I've really mellowed out in the. last 10 years or so but I really try not. to get tuned up unless I'm in a good. spot yeah in a good mood with good. people right they don't want to be like. you know all worked up you know after. watch Fox News for 6 hours and just. [ __ ] ready to [ __ ] you know slay.
the Beast and start pounding whiskey and. go to the club dude if you watch Fox. News for too long you will think it's. the end of the world oh I do and it is. it might be it really might be did you. see the [ __ ] Tim Dylan thing that I. posted yesterday yes it's legit yeah I. know not brand new is that the gay. comedian he's [ __ ] great he's. hilarious but uh he he wrote uh he had a. picture with a girl he said I'm getting. married the homosexuality thing was uh. just a phase and RFK Jr writes to him uh.
she's a beautiful lady I can see how she. unga you Tim the guy's running for. president [ __ ] great amazing it's. awesome in that sense it's an amazing. time he don't scare me no he shouldn't. scare you he doesn't scare me he should. do the opposite of scare you yeah it. should scare you the opposition to him. CU if people listen to what he says and. you pay attention to what he says and. you actually research what he says he's. telling the truth M just we've been. [ __ ] over and lied to for so long that. he seems like a crazy person look at. that she's a beauti Angel Tim easy to.
see how she unga you. unga [ __ ] I learned something I haven't. been here five minutes my new favorite. word usually I'm just using gay. inappropriate all the time you know like. that's [ __ ] gay you know someone's. like oh you're so insensitive I'm be. like that's so UNG gay yeah it used to. be a thing that we would say something's. gay or it used to be imagine like from. the time of The Flintstones The. Flintstones was we had a gay old time do. you remember playing smear the queer.
when you were a kid I never played that. what is it just you give somebody the. football and everyone tries to tackle. him like in grade school you just ran. around we didn't even know what queer. meant that's the name of the game was. smear the queer I never played that did. you play that Jamie yep yeah. sure you from the Midwest yeah he's from. Ohio there you go they didn't have that. where I grew. up where'd you grow up. Boston I mean I'm sure they had it [ __ ]. I would think it was invented in Boston.
I I lived a [ __ ] up life not not. [ __ ] up but just my high school years. was all martial arts it was all from the. time I was like 15 till I was 21 all I. did is train and compete it's a lot of. discipline yeah a lot of obsession a lot. of discipline and Obsession but it was. uh it very weird socially like so I went. from that to being a stand-up comedian. which is like the complete opposite ends. of the spectrum hanging out with Maniacs. who are doing drugs and staying up all. night just complete polar.
opposite so I missed a lot of stuff you. got a lot of money now you can make up. for it fast trck it probably get it all. done in like two years with with the. loot you've. made. yeah I found that to be a problem at. times for people money no that didn't. experience you know a certain Coming of. Age things whether it's you. know crazy chasing girls you know that. whole thing doing drugs you know just. being kind of wild you know stealing. people statues out of the yard whatever.
crazy [ __ ] like that you do when you're. young and and then they reach this point. a lot of it with the a athletes cuz they. were so focused and they training at s. such a young age and then they get to. that point where they get money and. they're like I want to taste it all. that's true and then they kind of get. [ __ ] up yeah you can lose your. bearings that's true that is the case. with a lot of athletes a lot of athletes. get fat too they just [ __ ] it it's over. a lot of Fighters a lot of Fighters are. always dieting you get that big muscle. and it's so hard to [ __ ] maintain as.
you get older yep start to your lose. your lean muscle you know about all that. stuff yeah all a sudden two to 10 beers. a night doesn't seem like a bad idea. yeah well it's also like I think with. athletes especially with Fighters the. the rush of competition is so extreme. that the regular world just seems so. dull and then going back to the regular. world you don't feel like you have a. real purpose anymore you're not training. for this big event that takes place.
every few months coming back from the. military yeah like a lighter version of. that yeah that's a big problem with guys. coming back from the military big. problem huge suicide and no coaching at. all nobody tells you what to do they. just let you back in the world and. you're like [ __ ] yeah seen it too many. times mhm too many times too many times. so what's it like being the dude who. took out Bud. Light let's get right to it let's get. right to it we were going to bring a few.
cases in here for you switch sunglasses. [ __ ] I'll drink it I don't give a [ __ ]. two kinds of beer in this world cold and. free I like them. both um what break man I was just having. fun to be honest with you I mean I I was. I was pissed like you know but yeah it. wasn't like it was going to wreck my day. yet alone my life I was just kind of. like what the [ __ ] are they doing you. the straw that broke the camels back I. became the face of it yes I'm not I'm. not the Pod Piper to sit around and. think like people follow what Kid Rock.
does I just became the face of it yeah. but they kind of do they kind of do when. listen man when you got so upset that. you were [ __ ] machine gun throw a. tantrum with a machine. gun you machine gun cases want to put. girl they want to let guys play girl. sports that was the end that was really. it if there's one moment that they look. back on and and [ __ ] go [ __ ] D I've. talked to him about it I know you have. yeah you you were there at UFC fight.
yeah and I met that dude the CEO he's a. good guy man we've become friends he's a. good guy he's a he's a great guy after. five minutes of talking to him I'm with. Trump there in Dana's Green Room I go to. Trump I go see that dude behind me I go. that's the CEO of budlight or or. anheiser bush and and Trump's like you. want to go talk to him which in my mind. he Trump said you want to go [ __ ] with. him and I'm like yes absolutely so I go. over there we're talking to him actually.
a great conversation and at some point. he was telling me how we got the video. and he was actually down in Texas doing. some hunting and I'm like we we talk and. talk and I'm not going to share all our. conversation that'd probably be. inappropriate but I'm like I'm like dude. you seem like somebody I'd [ __ ] be. friends with that I'd hang out with he's. like you would that's what I'm saying. and I'm like I'll come to Nashville come. visit me [ __ ] did that's awesome came. with his top team [ __ ] we broke bread. got [ __ ] up on Bud Light [ __ ] bold.
like did all this fun [ __ ] and we had we. had a good meeting beforehand trying to. think if there's something I could do. with with an Bush and I'm I just at I. just didn't feel comfortable with it you. know I threw out I threw out some ideas. that scared the living [ __ ] out of them. and at the end of the day I was like. guys I I don't feel right taking your. money I was like I go we can continue. the conversation see where it ends up. but honestly I don't want any corporate. deals I don't feel right there's not a. penny on Earth could make me change who.
I am or have people look at me in a. different way even even though it's. probably half the country at this point. that yeah likes me other half wants to. put a bullet in me like I understand. that there's no like ah he's okay right. I've destroyed that there's no get. Rock's okay it's either I [ __ ] hate. that kid or I love that dude yeah I'll. take a bullet for him yeah but you know. we we still talk and that's a better. place to be honestly and like I said you. know what I mean they [ __ ] up and when. you get to the Grassroots of it that's. what they did and there's so many people.
that work for that company and you know. all the stuff they've done we don't have. to be a broken record here it's a great. company right and I'm like they done. amazing things anheiser bush is an. amazing charitable company that they do. a lot of great things yeah and I dug. into that and I was educated on it um. even before Dana called me about his. deal and things like that you know. people discussed with me you know I did. a little digging and talked to people. and I'm like at the end of the day I'm. like all right they got the message like. I'm I'm not someone who holds a [ __ ]. Grudge his whole life you know what I. mean honest to God I was having a lot of.
[ __ ] fun I don't get to pull my. machine gun out and film myself doing. cool [ __ ] too often I'm just not that. type of person I was like this warrants. it right. here get all the Bud Light on property. those was actually all the beer had on. property I kept a lot of [ __ ] around. moreor than I thought we stopped selling. at the mothership cuz nobody's buying it. it got that bad you know what's going on. there it's nuts it's stupid I think it's. stupid and Shane Gillis brought it back. I love Shane Shane's a Budd he's the. best yeah he brought it back a lot you.
know because he never stopped drinking. it and you know it's it's slowly making. its way back and I think the UFC helps a. lot too but they took a big hit one of. the things I told them was I was like I. go from the outside looking in guys as a. friend you know somebody who doesn't. want to see this this brand hurt and. destroyed anymore like you you got. smacked on the ass yeah you know and a. pretty hard spanking I was like but I. Don't Want To Hold Your Head Underwater. and drown this [ __ ] company put. people lot of work and that [ __ ] it's.
like you got the message and and it's. clear I I wish people knew these guys. running the company cuz they're great. [ __ ] guys but I said um I said you. know there just a percentage of these. [ __ ] trolls on the left and on the. right they're like I'm so empowered by. the internet I'm going to piss and [ __ ]. and moan and you know I have a voice. it's like go [ __ ] yourself all right cut. it out like if anyone's still spending. time on this you clearly are [ __ ]. bored find something better to do yeah.
it's definitely a pursuit of losers but. the problem is those losers can actually. affect businesses and that's what they. know they know now that it's possible. both on the right and on the left but. they need to know there's so many more. businesses in this country deserving of. that treatment right [ __ ] Ben and. Jerry Starbucks Target it list goes on. and on yeah and I don't care if they're. left wi or rightwing it's just their. [ __ ] ideology yeah like you know when. they cross that line and signal to. people like myself and many others that. they were okay with this trans gender. thing and and more so at like is this.
going to get directed at my kids so you. think [ __ ] men should be in women's. sports like nah no Noah that's where I'm. drawing the [ __ ] line get the [ __ ]. out of here that's the most amazing one. that they're reporting and the fact that. was it the Olympic boxing committee what. was it that just allowed transgender. they're allowing the reverse what do you. mean they're allowing I always get. confused here they're. biolog chicks that sew on dicks to F. fight dudes which I'd tune in for that. Is that real I think so I thought it was.
biological men who identify as females. are going to be allowed to box might be. I thought it was the other way too but I. don't know Jamie will find out yeah the. other one was the other one's easy sure. you think go ahead do it go for it but. at the end of the day you're going to. have to take steroids and it's supposed. to be illegal to take steroids like if. you are taking synthetic testosterone. you're you're taking steroids and if so. if you're doing that you're becoming a. man through that who's to say that the.
men can't do it too like it's just do we. even have to think that deep about it. you can't just look at it and go like no. that's [ __ ] wrong cut it out well it. should 100% be wrong for biological. males to compete against biological. females that's just period period and. any [ __ ] that you say like trans. women or women well guess what they're. not they're not biologically they're not. they can identify as a woman you want to. call yourself Sally I'll I'll call you. Sally I'm a nice guy policy states that. minors under the 18 must compete in.
their birth gender in the weight class. outlined in the rule book transgender. women over 18 can only compete in the. female category if they undergo genital. reassignment surgery and submit to. quarterly hormone tests for at least. four years following surgery the. guidelines which Define normal R of. testosterone see but this is just it's. this is still not good enough the people. don't understand all the different I. didn't understand any of that I went. into it deeply unfortunately transgender. men over 18 have to meet similar.
requirements they must undergo genital. reassignment Sur transgender men genital. reassignment surgery so you have to get. a fake. dick you have to in order to box submit. quarterly that sounds insane are there. donor dicks they should be right do you. know they can't or like a heart or. something like are there donor dicks. they definitely do for guys who get. their dicks blown off they get them new. dick are they switching like hey I want. to be a man I want to be a woman I. haven't heard of that yet but I'm sure. that's coming. but what they do not do is they don't.
give you the balls because if someone. switches Your Balls Like say if you. donate your balls you die in a car. accident you donate your balls to. science or whatever and someone takes. your balls and sews them on that'll be. your kids your genes will come out of. those balls so it won't it won be like a. new person yeah what the [ __ ] I mean it. won't be like this person's jeans. carrying on it'll be your jeans carrying. on through your balls that are attached. to this guy so that's not ethical why is. this always like come up in.
conversations is it the media yeah. because I don't remember the last time. like I seen it and by the way if you're. transgender and you're really [ __ ]. good at it no one. knows right it's usually not the case. although only time I've been around. transgender people was like some crazy. club like in Miami or New York back in. the day and got say fun it was rare yeah. but I mean you to have those clubs where. they were it be a [ __ ] blast no big. deal like if this America Freedom if you. want to [ __ ] be that. go ahead like I'll exist with you in.
society probably not getting the dinner. invite but but you know if you're out. and about like we can both shop in. Walmart I'm not going to freak out if. you're not [ __ ] with me I'm not. [ __ ] with you no matter who you are. and that's how it should be yeah pretty. simp that's it should be common sense. yeah you should be able to do whatever. you want but when you want to compete as. a woman or you want to start you know if. you're a 50-year-old man you want to. compete against young girls which is. what's going on in Canada there's a. guy's 50 who identifies as a teenage. girl they let him compete and swim meets. with girls and change in the locker room.
with them that's you're you're now. you're insane now you're taking it too. far and that's the problem no one's ever. happy with this moving the goalpost a. little bit they want to move them. reestablish move them further move them. further move them for I had a thought. about that so I'm thinking like it's. black history month right I can get down. with that that makes sense I think. November is like Native American month I. can get down with that that makes sense. I think I'm struggling with is pride.
month and Veterans. Day right see the [ __ ] balance there. yeah I'm like point should we flip that. yeah that's a good point that's a real. good point yeah it's a weird time man. it's a weird time because there's like. so many [ __ ] weird people that are. involved in promoting these things and. and pushing them and changing what's. normal and what's not normal to regular. people it's just [ __ ] weirdos and all. this [ __ ] mentally ill [ __ ]. nutcases that's why I that's honestly. why I carry a gun everywhere where I'm.
legal to I have somebody with me it used. to be like okay if I'm going somewhere. where I thought you know that would you. know make sense to do you know I've. always had a concealed weapons permit. everywhere and whatnot I'm gun. enthusiast um but in the last I don't. know how many years five so many years. it's like carry a [ __ ] gun everywhere. just just because of that like just. [ __ ] people that are unstable mhm you. never know one of these mother [ __ ]. is going to lose it and you're just.
sitting there. defenseless yeah yeah it's a strange. time man in so many ways people are just. uh I got to imagine they were they were. saying the same [ __ ] in like the 60s and. 70s they were you know the 60s and 7s. were [ __ ] too we just forgot because. the 80s were so easy the 80s and the 90s. everyone was kind of coasting and then. you know everyone was on Blow there was. a little bit of that but it also the you. know the Cold War ended collapse of the. Soviet Union we weren't worried there.
wasn't like this existential threat. hanging over our heads well now it's. back now it's back yeah fun times we've. done a 360 fun times real fun Chinese. people are entering of the Border. unbelievable yeah I had no thought on. that I think I saw it on a t-shirt I. don't take credit for everything I say. because I'm most likely am just. repeating something I saw somewhere. right but it's like you know they want. to do away with gas stoves make them. electric electric cars like why don't we. start with that.
wall [ __ ] make that [ __ ] electric. put up some solar. panels yeah China built one how many. thousands of years ago [ __ ] it make it a. tourist attraction charge people go. [ __ ] hang out in the wall put some. [ __ ] Louis Vuitton stores on it or. some [ __ ] well it's it's a real weird. thing like what they're doing there's so. many different people that have opinions. about why they're leaving it open and. why they're allowing people to come in. and and you know setting them up and Dr. Phil was on here yesterday and he was. talking about it Dr Phil he's a great. guy he's starting his own netwk I played.
his show years ago did you it's like so. many anniversary show it turned out it. was one of his favorite acts I [ __ ]. played a banjo on there oh that's. awesome he's a good dude yeah I know him. through I'm I'm friends with his son. son's a good friend of mine all right. but he's uh he's starting a network like. he's just so fed up with the news and. the way things are portrayed and these. biased ways and he wants to have. objective news and he so he created his. HR department. yeah yeah yeah it's a [ __ ] very.
bizarre time and I'm sure it's going to. get more bizarre we're going to look. back on these days one day like oh. remember the good old days you just all. you're complaining about was transgender. women competing in. sports kid only wanted to be a cat took. a litter box to school [ __ ] the good old. days yeah people don't get better like. Society doesn't get better just gets. unless something happens unless they. figure out some sort of mind reading s. unfortunately usually that turns out to.
be. tragedy something really [ __ ] up. happens you know like what happened in. Israel or worse you know that tends to. bring Nations and people together on. different levels unun 911 remember 911. yeah absolutely when 911 happened I tell. everybody like even in Los Angeles which. is probably the most unpatriotic place. on Earth everybody had an American flag. on their car people were letting people. in Lanes they were waving to people they. were friendly they felt United M. remember it was interesting I remember.
didn't last long a few months everybody. half the country didn't hate George W. bush for almost 48 hours they didn't. hate him at all when he gave that one. great speech no I mean it was it was a. couple weeks a couple months whatever it. was but then things kind of went back to. normal there was a lot of liberals that. liked him after that they were like. that's what you want when you're in. times of War you want a strong leader. it's too bad we can't get to that. without you know having something. terrible happen if we could just have a. little more civil discourse in this.
country you can go tell me to go [ __ ]. myself you you hate Trump and my. politics I like [ __ ] you but I'll still. sit down and have a beer with you like. we don't have to have this [ __ ]. goddamn going for your throat and I'm. part of the problem I've been polarizing. you know no no question my last album. that's what it was all about but or a a. good portion of it and I understand that. but I even said that album I was like. I'm going to get this out of my system. and hopefully we can go back to having. some civil discourse in this country. that was actually one of my that was. actually one of my suggestions to to Bud.
Light I was like what if you could use. this to not only make fun my thing was. like you guys need to poke fun at this. like people are angry because you didn't. apologize I'm like I don't necessarily. agree with apologizing over everything. in this day and age everything's become. a [ __ ] big I'm sorry [ __ ] that like. what you should do is like make fun of. the situation have something that shows. light of the situation but do it in that. fun [ __ ] anheiser Bush old school. funny [ __ ] way we're like we get it. we [ __ ] up like you know while we don't.
I I told brenon I was like whoever. coached you on that CBS Morning Show I. was like you were coached right he was. like I was I was like [ __ ] Gail King. set it up she goes would you send that. can back to that. influencer and he goes into this well. anzer bush has been supporting you know. the LGBT ABCD I'm like what the [ __ ] man. all you had to do was say like look no. we would not while we want everyone to. enjoy our. beer we understand that we shouldn't be. making our noses into polarizing.
conversations and we understand who our. Market is and at the end of the day. we're in business to sell beer keep. people employed a shock shareholders. back you know return [ __ ] end of it. you didn't have to throw trans people. under the bus and any that [ __ ] you just. [ __ ] I was like [ __ ] that's actually. good. advice yeah pretty solid advice ladies. and gentlemen introducing the head of. marketing for budlight Kid Rock that. would be their ultimate move be funny as.
[ __ ] are you told I should do we should. do a skit like the Kenny Powers uh K. Swiss 100% but it's like you know I walk. in as VP start [ __ ] with. people that would work but they need to. get back to you know remember they used. to have those Real Men of Genius ads it. was fun it was Bud Light was fun was a f. I did I did a tour with those guys the. real man of Comedy I can't believe. looking through all my old pictures how. many pictures I found with like [ __ ].
bud light in my hand like fishing doing. something or like pling sturis with a. big Bud Light you know next to the stage. like you know I've done so much cool. good [ __ ] but well that's why when a guy. like you shoots the cans everybody goes. oh that's it it's over it's over and. trust me I don't have one of these teams. of. people it's like right it's me like you. know maybe Cory was here with me I'm. like ah let's have some fun go get all. the [ __ ] tell Farm guys to get all. the [ __ ] Bud Light [ __ ] together and. grab grab my [ __ ].
MP5 yeah I didn't think you ran that by. a marketing department no there's not. much that goes through one well a. marketing department for a guy like you. would just [ __ ] things up what kind of. advice could they possibly give you. they'd have to be Maniacs too and then. they would never be in marketing I've. had more people managers and stuff. through the years tell me uh which I. took as a compliment they tell me like. just everything you've done to get where. you're at I would have told you. no I think that's honest cuz I you know. done some I guess you could call it.
crazy polarizing whatever type of [ __ ]. just it's really I just I speak my mind. I haven't changed one bit I came out. [ __ ] like this with middle fingers on. the CDs like yeah and I haven't changed. but holy [ __ ] the times have yeah but. it's obvious though that it's all you. that's what people like in this day and. age where everything is sort of planned. ahead and it's [ __ ] and scripted and. you've seen behind the curtain sure. these pop stars level and teams and. everything's [ __ ] it's like a.
politician you know like bid that won't. can't say anything off the teleprompter. well of course he can't but it's also. it's you got a whole team of people. behind you they got a bunch of people. that want to keep their jobs and they. want to play it safe they want to play. it safe and they want to figure out. which way's the wind blowing this is. what we're going to do and you see it in. celebrities and people turn on them now. because it's like so disingenuous they. realize what you're doing you can see. right through it you're going to lose a. giant percentage of your people that. knowing that a marketing team is behind.
everything you say so when a guy like. you it's obvious that that was your idea. like who the [ __ ] is going to say wasn't. even an idea whatever it was a thought. that popped into your head that you. acted on that's pretty much what it is. yeah that's that's obvious but that's. what they all are that's what people. like that's what people like they they. like real people and sometimes you don't. always turn a 10 you're like oh yeah. maybe I should have thought that one. through a little bit more most of the. things I say when you think about me. I've done so many podcasts hammered and.
then after we're we're all listening or. thinking about what we said like what. did we say like oh boy story of my. [ __ ] life yeah but people like that. they like real humans they don't want. some [ __ ] pre-programmed [ __ ]. shoved down their throat just to make a. little bit more money that's incredible. that kind of seems like a big a big. chunk of the country wants that they. want to go back to this normal [ __ ] up. DC all the [ __ ] that's been going on. there I I would dare say in our for our.
lifetimes we've just it's just become a. lot lot more out in the open for several. reasons you know social media and the. sharing of media worldwide and [ __ ]. Trump pulling everyone's [ __ ] pants. down there yeah showing them look. everyone has a small penis in this. [ __ ] town see I just showed it to you. they act like they have the biggest. dicks on Earth one thing no one can deny. is that he exposed the media he exposed. the media for being essentially a. propaganda agent it's not just the news. Y and to pretend it's the news they.
never covered anything that he did that. was positive anything had some negative. spin on it they spent years talking. about some fake collusion story with. Russia and never apologized for it never. took it back and they'll allow people on. the show to to to to support that to try. to justify that or to try to even say. that it's not true that he did. collaborate with Russia how many times. have you been watching the evening news.
I'm a sucker for news like and I flip. between them I'll flip between CNN and. MSNBC and fox you know mainly Fox but. then I watch the evening news I watch. ABC one night NBC this is one this is. just one example there's a million of. them as you know but like they're. talking about January 6 and they. completely edit his speech they take out. the part when he says let's March down. there peacefully or whatever he actually. says that and they cut it out he we're. going to March down the capital cut and.
then they go if you don't fight like. hell you're not going to have a country. y I mean how the [ __ ] do they get away. with that they they get away with it. because they are the news and no one's. checking them there's not another news. if the news was real the other news. organizations would go this is horrible. propaganda and what you've done is you. you've edited out a former president. you've changed his words this should be. illegal you're taking it completely out. of context the whole thing is so [ __ ]. screw ball every single presidential.
race we've ever had that I can remember. people contested the results Hillary. Clinton when Hillary Clinton did it and. Stacy Abrams they all no [ __ ] big. deal he didn't really win the election. they all said there was Russian. collusion they all said that he was. essentially an agent of Russia they all. said that he's an illegitimate president. they all said that he didn't win the. election they all said that there was so. many people that said it it was nuts.
that little pencil neck [ __ ] dick. [ __ ] Adam. Schiff it's it's crazy how people still. listen to those folks you know what's. crazy about that election I'm not a. conspiracy guy or whatever but I'm like. [ __ ] that just seems like Shenanigans. I love when anybody says I'm not a. conspiracy. guy sh I'm a total [ __ ] conspiracy. guy [ __ ]. it I don't I don't give a [ __ ] either. way but I was like there's so many. [ __ ] shenanigans that I just it's.
coming so fast with the co [ __ ] and. ballots all over the place you know. Secretary of States Are Taking Liberties. but here's my position wait let me let. me finish this one it was it was that. hold on lose my tree secretary stat it. was it was that okay so these the. biggest corporations on the face of the. Earth are getting. hacked right but there's absolutely no. way you can get in this election thing. I'm like then why aren't these. corporations using that technology. why are they still getting [ __ ].
hacked that doesn't just make up in I. just can't figure that out my [ __ ]. mind the the thing the statement is. there's no evidence that they've been. hacked doesn't mean yeah it ain't a. crime but you don't get caught either. true it is true but there there is. evidence that you can hack those. machines right and wasn't wasn't that. Jamie the subject of they were going to. update the machines in 2024 or something. like that but they they're they're going. to update them but they weren't at at a. certain point point in time when they. were recording this where they were uh.
reporting on this rather they they had. it updated them here's my my take on. this election fraud is never. zero it's not 0% right we can all agree. to that right I think we can all agree. that there's people that are complete. Maniacs that are Maniacs for the. Democrats or Maniacs for the Republicans. and they will do whatever the [ __ ] it. takes to get their person to win there. are certain human beings like that that. exist especially in these like very. polarized groups and especially when.
you've got a guy that you've been. comparing to Hitler forever so you can. kind of treat him as if Hitler's coming. let's stop Hitler let's lit literally. you can think like that you get people. to think like that and the the moral. question would be if you knew you could. stop Hitler from being president would. you do it and how would you do it and. then they act that way [ __ ] what. they don't recognizes that is deeply.
unamerican and the only way you're going. to beat this person or any person who. runs for president is to be better than. them that's what this country is. supposed to be about it's supposed to be. about a meritocracy it's supposed to be. who is the best leader is it her is it. him who is it who's the best leader and. that's the person we should gravitate. towards who has the mo the ideas that. make the most sense who's the one who. understands what the [ __ ] is going on. internationally. on a deep sense really can tell you like.
what the the the people the puppeteers. behind the strings like how this is all. happening well I think a lot of that. would be taken away if we cap the money. like you can raise let's call it $10. million you can each raise $10 million. now let's see who spends it the wisest. well it's it seems insane that you could. just. donate [ __ ] unold millions of dollars. these super packs and they can support. these presidents they're essentially. running the country cuz you can't beat. them and they play dirty they play so.
dirty I mean it's kind of impressive but. it's also you're they're exposing the. wiring under the machine in a in a way. that it's never been exposed before you. know we never were totally aware of how. Wild it is that you know there's a group. of people that no one ever thinks about. called The Deep state that is real and. they're they're going to run Biden right. out of there make no mistake oh they're. running them out right now they're. [ __ ] running him out that's why all. these crimes or all these these things.
he's being charged for and then that. judge's decision how about that judge's. decision that he was too mentally. compromised to to be tried that was the. uh Prosecutor's decision or. investigators her whatever his name was. H so who was that was in his report yeah. let's um see exact quote does anybody. out there need that [ __ ] report to. just watch this guy and go like hey I. feel bad for him he's [ __ ] old right. we're all going to get there Som it's.
like can you not [ __ ] look at this. guy and go like some I can look in his. [ __ ] eyes and go like something's not. [ __ ] there something's wrong it's the. people that work under him because if. they if he goes they go then everybody. gets appointed by the new person the. report described counil yeah okay uh. special the report described the 81y old. democrat's memory as I wonder why they. write that the 81y old Democrat how. about the president. how about the president's memory as hazy.
fuzzy faulty poor and having significant. limitations it noted that Biden could. not recall defining milestones in his. own life such as when his son Bo died or. when he served as vice president got God. bless his son um but th think about just. that the way they wrote that the. 81-year-old Democrats memory why would. they write that that seems so. nuts the president he's not just a. random Democrat like what defines him if.
you got one word you go with Democrat is. that the is that the Washington AP. writing that or is that in the special. Prosecutor's report I was unclear I was. unclear as well cuz that's different. right of course the AP is going to say. that of course but I I can't see the. special prosecutor saying that but it's. just no I don't think because then it. sounds very political yeah but it's it's. such a crazy thing to say to call him a. Democrat he's the president he's our. leader that's I hav put past the media. it's wild but but this is what what I'm. saying about like the wiring under the.
board has been exposed in a way that. it's never been exposed before where. you're looking at and you go. what what are you guys doing he can't he. can't stand trial because he's mentally. unfit but he can run the country don't. worry about it he can't speak and he's. going to run again can hardly [ __ ]. walk but it seems like when they release. information like that they know what. they're doing they're slowly chipping. away at it and by the time probably I. would say like May rolls around it'll. probably be Gavin Nome that would be my. guess if I was I'm not like playing this.
sport so I'm watching it from the. sideline I'm like what would I do how. would I what moves would I do I can't. how the [ __ ] can they run Gavin I I keep. hearing that Gavin news from Michelle. Obama like Gavin news how the [ __ ] when. you just look California one of the most. beautiful States arguably the most. beautiful Y in America resources for. days [ __ ] everything and just him. [ __ ] Pelosi [ __ ] Maxine Waters. [ __ ] Adam they just [ __ ] the whole. state up like [ __ ] it up everybody's.
running for the [ __ ]. Hills you got to wonder how much of it. is by Design you got to wonder of it how. much is designed to make the population. more unstable more violent more scared. more. crime less less ability to prosper. everybody goes like everyone's much more. vulnerable well this seems like a lot of. work of the Democrats though it seems. like something is probably behind it.
that's bigger than that and if I would. guess it's conspiracy I'm 100% a. conspiracy theorist right [ __ ] I I love. a good conspiracy I believed in Bigfoot. until about eight years ago [ __ ] the. yeti is another story I didn't say I. didn't believe in the yeti I don't. anymore but I I was all in for a while. but I've been I've been down so many. rabbit holes so many 911 rabbit holes. so many you know Bohemian Grove rabbit.
holes there bones I got kicked out did. you you went to the Grove yeah oh [ __ ]. why'd you get kicked out [ __ ] weird. [ __ ] weird I punched a kid in the. head you punched a kid in the head and. Bohemian Grove yeah it turns out it. turns out this [ __ ] kid was an. infiltrator so then after that I was. kind of this hero like a year or two. later he come back I was like I'm not. coming to your little [ __ ] weird. party out in the [ __ ] Woods I was. like I went once it ain't that cool so. the infiltrator what happened with you.
and the infiltrator we're sitting on. we're sitting on this fire you have. these. little they're kind of like tree houses. or campsites but they're really nice. everyone has a private Chef got like you. know really yeah you do share a room me. and Jimmy John shared a room that was. fun um and I came remember kids talking. around his fire and he pop start popping. that [ __ ] and I just [ __ ] went at him. oh gave him a couple helped him up like. hey we. good we were I think you know we weren't.
on great terms but I think we had an. understanding it wasn't it was just you. know one of those things and then I. couldn't go to the to the concert that. night I think Zack Brown or somebody was. playing like you can't come I just sit. home like I was in [ __ ] time out or. something I'm like [ __ ] this place. meanwhile You're a Kid Rock and you're. getting left alone by these people with. some [ __ ] crazy person and you defend. yourself [ __ ] weird there's going to. be a certain percentage of people that. are just out of their [ __ ] minds and. if you haven't vetted them that's on you. kick out for FR remember it could have.
been drunk [ __ ] or whatever it wasn't. the end of the world it was a little. tussle and a little hit the ground maybe. a punch here and there it was like you. know then it was done it wasn't like you. know but it was a fight I guess you're. just a nice guy you didn't beat him to. death it was a tussle you're a nice guy. but it's um how many people infiltrate. that place cuz a bunch of people filmed. videos there now I have no idea Alex. Jones was the first him and joh Ronson. this is back before Alex Jones was Sona. nrata and people would do legit like. legitimate journalists like John Ronson.
would do these things with them familiar. you never seen that video of them in B. I've never heard of John Ronson John. Ronson's a brilliant guy he's a uh what. what is his EXA he's an author he wrote. that book uh so you're getting publicly. shamed about like social media shaming. you know like he's an interesting guy. he's a very funny guy but he so he went. with uh Alex to Bohemian Grove and they. filmed these rituals these people dress. like Druids and they're burning this. Effigy in front of a giant owl statue oh.
the was it the owl statue this is. [ __ ] hilarious so I'm there on day. one right and we're drinking beers like. it's pretty laidback there there's some. really cool talks remember this dude. talking about shooting asteroids out. that might hit the earth in so many. years [ __ ] like that I'm like [ __ ] this. is cool but the first day it was the. first evening and you gather around. whatever the owl by this Lake if I. remember correctly which could be a. little hazy it was a long time ago and. like I'm I'm I've heard about this place. I'm like this is some real Secret ass. [ __ ] man I can't believe I'm [ __ ]. here right and it's just a trove of.
celebrities [ __ ] everywhere you turn. it's just [ __ ] ay [ __ ] ay so you. go there and I'm like thinking we're. going to hear some [ __ ] right they're. they're about to introduce the first. speaker and I'm like [ __ ] this is going. to be some [ __ ] and they're like and no. offense against this guy we we consider. him friendly we have very good mutual. friends but they're like ladies and. gentlemen Tony Danza and I'm like and. I'm like what I'm like come on man who's. a [ __ ] boss tell them [ __ ] wish. you would have just gone up there and be.
like who's the boss [ __ ] that's. hilarious I was like no [ __ ] way man. I was like we came all the way this. secret ass [ __ ] and I love Tony [ __ ]. love him but I'm like come on man I was. like they brought Reagan back from the. dead and he's going to speaker hologram. or some [ __ ] like you were hoping for. some devil [ __ ] just some crazy [ __ ] one. way the other he he was a very good. speaker I got to say but maybe they. toned it down maybe they toned it down. 20 years ago infiltrated oh really I'm. terrible with dates but it's long time.
ago okay because when Alex snuck in was. like was it like the 90s Jamie what was. it like when Alex Jones and John Ronson. snuck in the Bohemian Grove that's when. they first got that video I want to say. it was in the. 9s I want say it was like 99 or. something like that I did have some fun. there I got to say it's [ __ ] weird I. met like uh Paul Pelosi and his son oh. boy and like Chris Matthews like you. know but I was hanging out with them. we're were having cool conversations.
kind of weird and then they asked me. like I had to come play my guitar oh no. and like sing at one of these Camp. things I was like I feel so. used feel so dirty like I don't do this. [ __ ] man what the. [ __ ] yeah that's got to be weird hey man. play us a song well it's kind of like a. unspoken requirement like a wink wink. like you need to take your guitar over. there you know if you want to. be in good graces or be a team player.
type deal and I'm like yeah I really. don't a friend of mine went to a party. and in the middle of the party Michael. Bolton just starts singing and everybody. gathers around while Michael Bolton was. standing there. singing was it set up yeah it was set up. oh that's fine but no one knew and all. of a sudden like I think no one knew how. do you know know but it was just like. what's going on then how do you know all. a sudden Michael Bolton singing and. everyone you just be quiet it's not bad. strategy if you want don't want to look. like a putts to like otherwise just like.
hey these [ __ ] paay me a [ __ ]. ton of money and I'm going to sing some. songs right that's what it is it's like. the ultimate Flex you know yeah that's. how I used to fund my Foundation to a. corporate gigs dude Dana White had a. birthday party and I've played it a few. times I know you have I know you have. and Dana White's birthday parties are. wild and he had a birthday party I think. it was for his 40th and Stone Temple. Pilots played mhm dude they put on a. show like it was a [ __ ] packed Arena. that's what I did I mean I know you.
that's Dana that's what exactly what he. said to me he goes there's 150 people go. where'd you think you were I was like. [ __ ] AT&T Stadium that's exactly what. he told you kind of got to put yourself. in that mindset [ __ ] yeah cuz those. things can be [ __ ] grueling right. they can be weird if people aren't. paying attention in the Stone Temple. Palace thing there wasn't a lot of. people there there was only a few. hundred people there it was crazy that's. usually what they are a couple hundred. people dude was killing it killing it he. had the bullhorn out and everything oh. Scott was the best oh my God what an.
animal that guy was like it was so. inspiring like how good he was at. performing yeah he was [ __ ] Lov SC. God bless him they they killed that show. it was really good man it was really. good and you felt like super lucky to be. there that's great you know there's. something about seeing something where. there's not a lot of people around to. see it you know that's why I like. watching those UFC fights in the Apex. Center there's something about even. though I know the world seeing it on. video like to be there live while that's.
happening like that was one of the. positive things about Co can we talk. about that punch at the last [ __ ] one. we were at sitting there that [ __ ] I. think it was the second Josh EMT yeah. that crack oh my god dude that guy. punches I've only been to a handful of. the fights I know you [ __ ] obviously. that's your Josh EMT might be the. hardest puncher in that Division I never. heard anything like that yeah he hit so. hard I thought the guy was dead yeah. well that was a crazy combination of. Bryce Mitchell moving forward quick and.
then him catching him right at the end. of one of the most powerful punchers. ever in in the 145lb division show that. again Watch this look look at how that. dude's built I mean you can't appreciate. it without the smack smack look at the. [ __ ] physique on this animal I mean. Josh hmond is just a ball. muscle bro that guy H it sounded like. somebody smacked a 2x4 like against a. garbage can bro if that guy hits anybody. they go night night I mean anybody damn.
anybody he had this fight with Michael. Johnson and it was a Michael Johnson's a. really good fighter like he he knocked. out Dustin porier at one point Michael. Johnson's very very legit and uh Michael. Johnson's winning the fight and Josh EMT. catches him with one punch and just. shuts him off watch this so Michael. Johnson's winning this fight boom oh one. shot dude one shot I mean crazy Power.
Man I mean his power is. preposterous he's got the total T what. farasa hobby calls the touch of death. that's the touch of death he's got it. he's got it better than anybody in the. sport the touch of death but that Ilia. Toria guy that just knocked out vulcanos. ski He's Got The Touch of death too. there's guys guys are getting bigger not. they're just getting stronger but their. techniques getting better it's like. sport it just. keeps there's a lot of factors there's a.
lot of factors to to having that kind of. power and some of it is just pure. genetics some of it is just you just got. lucky you got that frame whatever it is. like Josh he's built like if you look at. his body it's just like a [ __ ] tank. just his ball of muscle and he gets so. much force into it and that's just a. gigantic Advantage if you use it. correctly like Toria does did you see. that fight with Toria and Vol. volkanovski I still don't know all the. names I know a handful of it was the. featherweight title this past weekend it. was uh Alexander volkanovski was trying.
to uh defend his title against Ilia. Toria and vulcanos been dominant in this. division forever he's and Toria put him. to sleep man this is not the fight by. the way this is just like yeah the lead. up to the. fight yeah Toria he put him to sleep it. was wild to see man this kid is a. [ __ ] monster and he's only 27 years. old and he said he was going to do it he. said I'm going to knock him out in the. second. round well do any need those guys go and.
go like you know my my chances are about. 5050 on this. one some some guys have respect you know. for their opponents they they say things. like he's a great Champion that's no fun. though yeah that's no fun this is a talk. [ __ ] sport it is and it Hypes up the. match gets everybody going yeah [ __ ]. and it's also part of the psychological. warfare cuz that [ __ ] works yeah. especially on some people some people. like doesn't work on at all you can talk. [ __ ] to him all day long that that's not.
going to change anything about the kind. of ass whooping you're going to get but. for some guys it [ __ ] with their head. hardcore they just have a really hard. time with someone talking [ __ ] about. them and they get real emotional that's. a lot of sports lot [ __ ] even in my. business in music yeah you see people. when that red red light comes on when. you're doing something like live or. taped the television or whatever see. people at red light comes on I have band. members out of like 10 of them it's. usually one somebody's [ __ ] can't. keep it together and [ __ ] up. mhm it's just one of those things it's.
just something about having that [ __ ]. cool calm Collective [ __ ] mindset. when you're going into anything that's. stressful or you know high energy. whatever it might be how much how. difficult was it for you when you first. started getting famous because you go. from being a regular dude to being Kid. Rock in not a lot of time what was it. like getting [ __ ] no no was it like. being the man and just that's pretty. much what it.
was but was it stressful was it like. hard to deal with [ __ ] no wasn't it all. was [ __ ]. awesome I love it it's the greatest. [ __ ] [ __ ] on Earth I'm like I have to. worry about [ __ ] buying food like I'm. going to be able to put my kid through. college at this point we're getting a. new [ __ ] house and get a new car. [ __ ] get a nice seat at the. restaurant yeah [ __ ] no problem with. that I I I'm not one of those people a. [ __ ] about it what do you think it is. about what do you think about people.
that can't handle it like why what do. you think it is [ __ ] get away from it. Britney Spears move back to wherever the. [ __ ] you're from where she from Arkansas. or Louisiana or something I don't know. somewhere down there get the [ __ ] out of. La that place is eating you [ __ ]. alive I think Britney's in Vegas now. right oh so much better yeah it's better. for health you know I'm not going to do. heroin anymore I've I've stepped it down. to crack and gambling and get a there's. ways to get away from it yeah there's. ways trust me you know this too yeah so.
many of these people cuz I've been here. and seen this first [ __ ] hand the. front row seat half these people are. telling these people they're feeding the. machine through a source to get their. story told they're telling them where. they're going to be at so the paparazzi. is there yeah it's a [ __ ] game it's a. publicity game it's weird and it works. you can make a lot of money that way who. the fu I don't hate the game like I I. that's what the Kardashians did worked. out worked out well God bless them solid.
business model for them really worked. like if you just want to make money. that's the way to do it I will never get. the big ass thing I don't get. it I just right over my head you don't. like big asses at all no really you like. them little just [ __ ] small white. pancake ass with huge. tits every man has his tight I don't. know yeah that's all I'm saying. everybody has type but but there's like. this [ __ ] ass movement in the last 10.
so many years it's awesome it's awesome. to watch watching rap videos and [ __ ]. it's [ __ ] great I'm like really. that's all right you just don't know the. what the appeal is none wow none I don't. think I could be further from you in. that department I love a good ass yeah a. big girl that looks like she could squ s. stone Different Strokes from different. folks girls look like they can pick up. heavy kettle bells oh God. I don't have a I don't have a heavy. kettle.
bell I'm working with the old twb hand. weai out. here Different Strokes for different. folks and isn't that the message anyway. for the world totally really what it. should be I'd say everything against it. I'm just saying I don't get it yeah I. get that you don't get it and that's. okay you got like a 1970 sensibility you. know the Katherine Bach days oh yeah. Dukes of Hazards oh [ __ ] [ __ ] remember. how hot she was see if if a girl with a. huge ass drove drove up in general Le.
I'd definitely be. excited that lady was so pretty oh my. God I remember watching that show. thinking that's not even possible to be. that pretty how the [ __ ] is she that. pretty all those shows loveboat Fantasy. Island Dukes of Hazard how about. Charlie's Angels chicks out there. solving crimes yeah with. guns sold Fantasy Island like they got a. [ __ ] [ __ ] you're like. welcome to Fantasy Island he's in a suit. I got a little guy in his suit like.
[ __ ] he's got an accent oh [ __ ] turn. it up was there always a lesson in. Fantasy Island like they didn't really. need what they were asking for and they. should have just like stayed where they. were wasn't there like those kind of. messages I don't remember did fantasy. wasn't it be kind of like careful what. you wish for thing yeah those are always. that way you know it's always there's. always like a trick the Genie's got a. trick careful what you wish for for yeah. yeah yeah it's never like oh yeah and. then I'm going to be the king of the.
world and everything worked out. great yeah one wish I'm going to wish. for a million wishes that would kill you. right if they if you do that they get. real mad like no you abuse the wish. totally imagine if that was real imagine. if Genies were real we're just all. looking I jealous of Ricky schroer on. Silver Spoons I'm like [ __ ] look all. these kids got a [ __ ] train in his. living room man how cool is that pinball. machines everywhere [ __ ] I'm like [ __ ]. that looks awesome it's not like I grew.
up without it's from a very middle upper. class family we had everything we needed. we had a swimming pool and tennis court. and [ __ ] all that but I was like [ __ ]. Silver Spoons you're like we don't have. money like that that's some other [ __ ]. that's what social media is doing times. 10 right yeah imagine being a kid today. and just dealing with all this social. media [ __ ] trying to keep up with the. Joneses impossible yeah just trying I. think it's even worse like I I have well. my granddaughter's nine but I have. nieces who are teenagers and going.
through all that stuff and it's man the. influence it has over them and then what. the other kids say and then what they're. all saying on social media and what the. new trend is and what the new this I. think it's always been that way but now. it's just exaggerated times a thousand. because it's a difficult thing for. adults to handle and the the the. emotional aspect of going back and forth. with people and comments and stuff and. the whole world is com ing on things. like when they're doing that to each. other the kind of pressure that they're.
putting under him no kids have ever. experienced that before no kids have. ever grown up with that before this is a. totally new pressure and if you look at. the data like suicide went up self harm. went up depression went up it's not. healthy it's not normal and I think it's. double I said. that the year Twitter came out you might. be able to look this up I care I think. it was in Rolling Stone or somewhere. whatever like what do you think about. Twitter and I said Twitter's [ __ ] gay. this Sprayway came out and and so as.
time went on cuz I I saw people like. having a Subway sandwich for lunch or. whatever I'm like no one gives a [ __ ] oh. right the early days yeah like you know. get promoting stuff and this that and. the other [ __ ] getting a rise out of. somebody stirring the pot but then the. funny part was years later you know. Twitter blew up to be this huge [ __ ]. thing and they're like this [ __ ]. reporter is getting kind of snoody with. me and he's like you said and I quote. Twitter's gay I'm like no [ __ ] way I. go I didn't say that [ __ ] I go and I'm.
so sick of you [ __ ] in the media. misquoting me every time every. opportunity you get I said to be clear I. said Twitter is [ __ ] gay all right. get it. right the I got you questions like that. you said d That's why I stopped doing. interviews like 10 so many years ago. because you know you used to have to. promote something called every radio. station and every Market it's like that'. be part of your day get up early which I.
was not good at back then these days I'm. up at 3:30 but it's not good at back in. these days it's like get up early call. all these different places all these. things like weekly and it turned into as. the internet and social media started. becoming prevalent it turned into I. gotcha because that was the headline and. as my publist used to say dude you speak. in [ __ ] headlines because you have no. [ __ ] filter and I'm like I don't it's. going to be very tough to change that so. it was always this you know be your. buddy say some nice things hey your new.
record's great blah blah blah then like. [ __ ] get you on the line with. something of course I go off the [ __ ]. rails right and then [ __ ] that's all. you hear about and it just you know well. that's what they want to do they still. do they only have a couple of minutes. with you they want to say something. outrageous or question you in a way. that's going to go. viral I just got tired of dealing with. it [ __ ] and I feel bad for so many. reporters that were so good to me. especially in Detroit you know that that. I just kind of I I think a lot of them. took it personal I I was I've been.
meaning into contact for all these years. and say like hey there you know I'm. going to do stuff with you again I'm. starting to come out of it I'm doing. your show I'm like I get it I got some. stuff to promote I'm like but I I just. didn't like if I never saw another. [ __ ] TV Camera an interview again I'd. be fine I'd be totally [ __ ] fine like. I don't need to be on [ __ ] Good. Morning America every week I don't give. a [ __ ] but you you don't have to you. have a a beautiful setup well I'm very. bless. to not way you're living your life is. amazing I don't want to overshadow that. I'm extremely blessed oh I know you.
appreciate it but like the way you live. in like I've talked on this podcast many. times about you giving me the tour of. your. house it wasn't even done oh by the way. you got that wrong you're like what did. I get wrong you you said someone my girl. listens to you religiously my fiance and. she's and she'll always play me the the. hot clips you know right [ __ ] and that. one was on on me and you're like he's. got a golden shower I'm like a golden. shower that's like pissing on somebody. it's a gold bathroom the whole.
bathroom's gold yeah there's no shower. the shower's not gold no well it wasn't. in place yet no it was just I just seen. the tile and it was golden and someone. told me it was a golden shower I was. like that's the most amazing thing I've. ever seen in my life the golden urinal. but the walls were gold yeah yeah it's. everything was gold dude it was before. when I went into it it was before. everything was inst three four years ago. yeah I think it was three years ago you. had no idea how hard it was to find gold. to. to not joking now you can go on Google. and you pump them up well I had to get.
the seat goldplated cuz I couldn't find. I found a gold toilet couldn't find a. seat in the. lid and [ __ ] gu had to like you know. cheaply goldplated it well gold is a. weird you ever see what they can do with. gold they could take a little tiny piece. of gold and cover this whole table. absolutely I I get so much [ __ ] gold. plated 18 24 Karat goldplated look at. that bro you got where [ __ ] you get that. the internet hey that's on the internet. Bro Look at that that's amazing a gold.
Ural why not your house is incredible I. describe it to everybody I'm like. there's two. bedrooms the [ __ ] house is gigantic. it's bigger than the actual White House. it's got two bedrooms I think your house. is bigger than the actual White House I. think so I think yeah somebody was. telling me that no [ __ ] way the White. House is like 100,000 square fet are you. sure yeah that thing looks little I've. looked it up is but the White House has. more than one house right like there's. two more than one there's levels there's.
underground basement main floor then you. go up and up to the to the main. residence and they have tunnels that go. out to you know to the other side to the. vp's place where the V where the bowling. alley is and [ __ ] and bro is that the. dumbest idea of all time to tell. everybody where your president's going. to be all the. time what a [ __ ] dumb idea oh he's in. this super visible house it's just a. house I think they're pretty protected. over there how pretty detective can you. be if you watch those Instagram drone. videos air space is shut down okay.
55,000 feet all I'm wrong I thought your. house was bigger no mine's 27 or. something but what your house is is uh. but it's on 200 Acres not 18 well your. house is is exactly if an 18-year-old. kid won the lottery oh. 100% and said you can have any house you. want I want a [ __ ] giant room for. jacuzzi with like exposed beams like a. collapsed mind I'm like this is amazing. I joke with my friends when we're when.
we're touring I I love to get people. tours are proud of it you know what I've. done and hard work and [ __ ] and I it's. one of my favorite things to do and I. joke with them all the time it's pretty. serious I'm like if I had this [ __ ]. house 15 years ago somebody like I'd be. dead I'd be [ __ ] dead there's no. question it's an amazing setup dude you. you made a party house it's perfect. beautiful view great place to be I. believe if they were Advertiser it would. be a great place to entertain yeah an.
Entertainer's dream an Entertainer's. dream yeah if you were trying to sell. that oh. boy what is it about 27,000 Square F. feet how big is it yeah but but the only. reason I put the I put the elevator in. cuz I'm going to die there I was like. I'm going to need to get up and down. these floors one. day that elevator is amazing too elev. funny one to architect you know I that's. proba second favorite thing outside. passion outside of you know be a close. second with hunting and and the outdoors.
you know his music as interior design. and and architecture and so I'm. designing a house with 's an architect. obvious for many reasons but he's like. are sure you want to put the elevator. right in the foyer of the of the main. entrance because you know most people. hide it you know off to the back by a. laundry room or something I'm like yeah. I want right in the [ __ ] middle I. want it gold so people walk in like Kid. Rock's got a [ __ ] El. [Laughter]. yeah put it right out front.
bro yeah this is the house for. Ballers this is a house of learning. doctors and. Ballers that's an amazing story that's. how I would do it with fun you built. something right no I bought a house I. bought a house right here but if I was. going to build a house I'd build a house. like that I think I want to what I want. to do is I want to build a podcast Ranch. I've been thinking a lot about that. lately you kind of this is a good you. got a lot of cool [ __ ] here like but you. can take all this and like I've already.
figured out your lighting here for you I. was telling the guys up front yeah so. there's several spaces here and there's. a lot of light switches I noticed. already just from doing a small tour. [ __ ] Lutron [ __ ] Crestron [ __ ] that. automated [ __ ] okay what you do you can. you might be able to do the whole. building if not you can do it in. sections it makes sense like this whole. front thing everything's on dimmers and. there's one switch when strategically. placed when you walk out of the door and. maybe by your office or something all. hooked up to the same breaker click like.
when I walk into my studio where youve. been down there or whatever the you know. things like 10,000 square feet there's. two light switches shut everything off. in there three CU one in the studio it. never breaks works perfectly when you. turn it on you're ready to rock if the. cleaning people need to do something. they can adjust the dimer up or down and. it's the cheapest smartest most. efficient [ __ ] thing you can do good. advice from Kid Rock I love that [ __ ]. yeah. that's that's good advice yeah this. place is a little chaotic but this used.
to be well I can't say that I can't talk. too much about it what it used to be but. we um I'm I've been thinking about doing. something in a place where we could do a. lot of other [ __ ] too just put a [ __ ]. PL with a place of the lake Runway you. can get definitely get somewhere with a. Runway out here if you you're doing so. well and you're so successful have have. get a chopper so you could bring the. people like what a cool experience they. fly to your Ranch because you're going. to you're going to get more more value. the farther you go out yeah but I limit. my time in those [ __ ] things oh I do.
too rock and roll and choppers don't mix. they freak me out a little bit me too. yeah they took out Stevie rayon didn't. it Jim cro was it a plane crash that. took out Steve Ron helicopter coming out. of Alpine Valley up in. Wisconsin Jim C there's a million scary. scary one to die my buddy T Roy from. um uh what's called [ __ ] uh uh. Montgomery Gentry bur has his own. helicopter license and he took me up I. took lessons did you I took lessons for.
a while I had this Grand idea when I was. younger when I first started getting. [ __ ] money and I'm like I'm gonna get. a [ __ ] helicopter P 10 thou 10,000. [ __ ] yeah exact I would 100% gold. flake [ __ ] yeah I was like it look like. a low. rider I was going to get like 10,000. acres in the middle of nowhere build my. [ __ ] little [ __ ] redneck Empire. and then so I started taking these. lessons and single engine Robinson and I. I I let let my hand off the collective a. couple times and like you know the the.
[ __ ] the teacher like dude what the. [ __ ] did you do that I'm like you didn't. tell me not to [ __ ] do that and blah. blah blah and then what really was a. deal breaker I'm like I know myself I'm. like we'll be sitting. around getting tuned up and I'll be like. you guys want to get the chopper out go. for a spin oh my God drun flying a oh. yeah I was like could you imagine no. let's let's make enough money to ride in. the back yeah the only times that I've. been in one I'm like keep it together.
keep it together it feels like you're I. try to stay out in a flying football. helmet it seems so fragile they seem so. fragile when you're in them they're like. I'll never get in a single engine and. anything again that flies never. everything everything that flies is. based on a system of two two fuel pumps. two engines two everything mhm you can. go with without one of so their odds are. pretty good when those things [ __ ] up. mainly speaking about planes it's it's.
pilot error probably 90 some per of the. time there was a recent private jet that. crashed yeah on in La yeah a challenger. yeah Challenger 300 couple people got. out of the back and the pilots died yeah. yeah the people survived which is crazy. if you look at the footage passengers. land on the highway oh Jesus Christ dude. that's insane I thought that was no way. oh my God it is in Florida right. dude that is so wild to see watch this. land watch this happen.
again yeah do it from the beginning cuz. the beginning watch this watch this land. this is so crazy that's what kind of at. that's the kind of plane I got look at. that bro [ __ ] I mean how insane is that. and I think it was three people came out. of the back yeah the pilots. amazing. amazing oh damn they just had to just. landed on the [ __ ]. Highway holy [ __ ] man imagine trying to. land a plane and knowing you're going to.
take out those cars and you're probably. not going to land anyway you're probably. not going to be able to pull it off. anyway you don't have any engines. anymore scary oh my God it's scary just. not being in control of anything yeah at. least for me I'm a bit of a control. freak like just not being in control of. any situation especially when it's. something like that that always yeah. that's makes you think a little bit more. that's why when when things aren't a. meritocracy and you're you're hiring. because you want things to be inclusive.
and you're not getting the best people. working on your [ __ ]. airplanes Insanity flying your airplanes. you're not getting the best people what. are you doing like that is one of the. scar but for especially like airlines. that is one of the scariest [ __ ]. methods of transportation whether it's. the safest that's arguable it is very. safe relatively but it's one of the. scariest for people it gives the most. anxiety because you give up all control. you're hoping that the pilots can keep. it together you're hoping that the the. equipment's been tested correctly you're.
hoping that everybody like Titans every. bolt and checks every [ __ ] weld they. you're hoping they do a really good job. like they they're really good at it they. they do do a pretty good job overall. like and I'll even say you know like you. know just lot like this is a place that. makes sense for regulations yeah you. know what I mean that as somebody very. you know very right of Center you know. you know less regul regulations on most. things that's something that makes sense.
and they have a lot of good ones in. place you know it's they you just can't. [ __ ] jump in a plane like when. something like that happens it's. something's [ __ ] up yeah it be. interesting to see when they you know do. their investigation what happened. exactly yeah it would be interesting. like how does how do you get a double. engine failure that sounds insane or. maybe it's like when Sully you know. landed that in the Hudson River it was. you know geese or whatever it was or. something like that okay that's you know. you know I I've flown out of many. airports where they go out there with. shotguns before just to Boom get with.
blanks just to get the you know geese. out of there and they actually let you. hunt them at some certain times of years. like I know at Metro Airport Detroit. there was a congressman that asked they. had a special permit to go over there. and hunt them at certain times of Year. and I love the bird. hunt yeah they try to keep populations. down they have snipers they do a lot of. different things keep they they try a. bunch of different methods to keep ducks. and pigeons and [ __ ] cuz how many planes. have been taken out by birds quite a few. huh it's becoming more common really you. know you never know if something's more.
common or is the media just that much. more accessible right with everything I. I always wonder with that like as. population grows things make sense that. there gets more of whatever right but. you just don't know in his day and age. like it's you know when there's [ __ ]. how many 247 news channels all trying to. report and get an exclusive story MH. it's like you know and some of them just. straight up gaslighting you oh yeah. gaslighting you on the news if I [ __ ] my. pants right now like just legit [ __ ] my.
[ __ ] pants like it would be the. biggest story of this week maybe next. week it'll be a big one that loser he. [ __ ] his pants as if it's never happened. to you well it's not not like the. leftwing media is reporting any good. stuff I do no well I'm just in their. sights we we need is a non-wing media. that's what we need there should be. value in just the news and what Dr Phil. wants to do there's supposed to be. that's supposed to be the AP yeah it's. supposed to be but it's not anymore oh.
cuz I think journalist at some point in. time at least corporate journalists a. big percentage of them decided that. they're working towards a better future. they're like they're. activists you know and I think some of. those people are not very charismatic. and they're they're people don't like. them that much they just happen to be on. television but why do many of these. people refuse to retire because now now. they have a career they they have it's. their identity mhm it's their identity.
it's like they're 75 years old plus they. refuse to go away yeah they won't go. away and they also want to give their. opinions all the time a lot of these. people want to give their opinions on. things yeah I I want someone who's. actually has if they're in the media who. has consequences on their opinions when. you're [ __ ] 77 you know and your. what's her name from ABC or whatever. like who's crying at [ __ ] Hillary. Clinton's you know when she lost the. election who reports [ __ ] world news. yeah you're like she has nothing to. [ __ ] lose that's not a journalist I.
want somebody who's young has a family. like you have [ __ ] to actually lose if. you're going to sway things this set and. the other and get called out on it if. you're in the media if you want to talk. [ __ ] join a. band I just feel like we need objective. news with no spin at all absolutely and. not coming at a a place where you don't. want to report on a certain thing. because it makes Trump look good not not. you know. just look at what are what are the facts. what are we dealing with like what are. we dealing with in terms of the economy. what are we dealing with in terms of.
international conflict what are the. facts what's actually happening don't. don't twist it in some weird Liber. conservative way if they went by facts. and things like that there's no one been. better than Trump the [ __ ] he got done. and if you just look at the numbers in. his record forget about all the noise. you see that guy was one of the founders. of Facebook who talked about it and he. said it was the right message but the. wrong messenger he talked about all the. different things that Trump did that it. turns out it worked but I but.
I even though we're friends I I I even. before we became good friends like I. understood as as I think a lot of people. did not not a ton a good amount of. people understood that there's a method. to that to what people call Madness when. he says you know like [ __ ] Russia go. after [ __ ] Poland if you don't want. to pay your fair share of. NATO my sense tells me no he's never. going to let that happen but he's going. to [ __ ] go in there and [ __ ] let.
them know you're going to pay your. [ __ ] money he's not going to let that. happen I I I would say in my heart and. the way I feel there's no [ __ ] way to. let that happen it's like when he's. telling certain countries you know like. if you're going to go into Ukraine I'll. [ __ ] blow up. Moscow even if they only believe in 5%. [ __ ] keeps him out you know what I. mean the guy knows how to [ __ ] go in. and get [ __ ] done and and talk. business-wise and make these statements. and this then and they don't know what. the [ __ ] he's going to do but I have to.
say when he was in office by me he did. the right thing pretty much every. [ __ ]. time everything he he did for this. country whether it was keeping the. Border in check [ __ ] everybody. working including minorities energy. [ __ ] independent build the [ __ ]. military up keep us out of [ __ ] Wars. I mean it list goes on and on I think if. people could look at it without his. personality attached to it they'd be. able to see that but that's one of the. most amazing things the media's done is. they've turned a guy who was a celebrity. who was beloved he was the host of the.
Celebrity Apprentice on NBC zinsky was a. celebrity everyone puts him on the. highest [ __ ] pedestal like oh he's. the greatest [ __ ] it's like. yeah well that's confusing too right. super confusing that that whole thing. when the left is calling for War and the. left wants War that's like what has. happened to the world Trump just said. the smartest thing. everything he says to me is [ __ ]. great but smartest thing he like we. should not I've kind of spoke about this.
with family and friends through the. years like why do we keep getting these. wars giving countries this [ __ ] money. and we get nothing in return this should. be a [ __ ] loan or we should [ __ ]. we should take land or natural resources. that they can buy back one day with a. small interest or something why are we. just giving [ __ ] money away giving. our resources oh you know the [ __ ]. ions we spent in Afghanistan and Iraq so. what's the answer to that though why did. they do that I have no [ __ ] idea I.
wish I had the answer I'm not smart. enough to know that yeah there's. probably someone who could probably. illuminate it for us but what what like. does the debt matter I don't understand. how the debt [ __ ] matters I don't get. it national debt yeah everyone's always. bitching about the debt but we just. [ __ ] keep spending money like no. business survives like that that's just. common sense but they keep doing it I'm. like it must not matter cuz we have the. biggest bomb it's like trying to collect. from the biggest bully in school like. Hey where's my $20 like I'll beat your. ass like okay I'll get it next year who.
do we owe all that money to you know. they say China they say this country. that I'm like imagine if China just. bought America if like one day imagine. if they tried to collect look at all the. people. usdebtclock.org oh my God look at how. much money 34 trillion yo look at how. crazy this is when you watch this it's. so insane yet they're like hey we need. to send another 60 billion here we need. [ __ ] 100 billion for this the.
thousands just look how quick the. thousands go by the thousands national. debt there's another hundred it's insane. to. watch it's bananas they got terer in New. York City weird debt per citizen. $1,960 debt per taxpayer 265,000. $78 per taxpayer I I I don't understand. how that works that's so.
insane but I've never heard it how is. that sustainable I've never heard it. explained I've heard politicians [ __ ]. about it and we you know our debt and. this set and the other I'm like I don't. get it why does it keep going up if we. can't afford it I my conclusion is we. can clearly [ __ ] afford it we just. print some more [ __ ] money or. whatever I don't get. it have you ever heard that explained no. I never really ized it was that bad to. watching that clock there's something. about knowing the number but seeing the. number move in real time that's just.
terrifying how does it I don't. understand how this makes sense okay. many people believe that much of US. national debt is owed to foreign. countries like China and Japan but the. truth is that most of it is owed to. Social Security and Pension funds right. here in the US this means that US. citizens own most of the national debt. it's a [ __ ] scam it's a giant Ponzi. scheme it's a Ponzi scheme it's a Ponzi. scheme I just went.
around uh yeah we need that. $100,000 we're going to pay off the debt. what the [ __ ] crazy what the [ __ ] we owe. it to. ourselves. God sound like what a we sound like. Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy over. here with our yeah what are we doing. we're punching ourselves keep let's talk. about fun [ __ ] yeah well it's not you. know just something that just comes up.
if you're having a conversation about. why the world is crazy and you can't. find a single example politic never came. up years ago do you ever remember that. no I remember if it came up as like who. you voting for be like none of your. [ __ ] business yeah like in the 80s. and the 90s who the [ __ ] talked about. politics meanwhile I'm looking in the. mirror with a [ __ ] mag I hat on and a. trump. flag I'm the biggest [ __ ] provocative. an offender of this yeah but you're also. a guy who's like fed up you know you're.
you're fed up with the there's a. narrative that the world got. fed yeah I yeah I just love my country. too much but it's a stupid. narrative you know it's it's which one. well the The Narrative first of all the. narrative that right and left are really. that separate from each other most. people care about the same things toally. all my leftwing friends I got plenty of. them look at my my [ __ ] band you want. to talk about. Dei we got [ __ ] gay black lesbians.
[ __ ] [ __ ] rednecks [ __ ] females. [ __ ] men black white [ __ ] that. wasn't [ __ ] but done by like oh we. need to mix this up right it was like we. want the best people and not only they. that are best for you know whatever they. play or whatever their instrument. musical Talent is but also people that. we knew could get along and could spend. time as a family like you know you hear. these horror stories about so many bands. hate each other this that and the other. and like we've never had that [ __ ].
problem sure we've had disagreements and. [ __ ] you and this set and the other but. [ __ ] for 25 some years like everyone. loves each other and gets along [ __ ]. politics all different across the. [ __ ] board and I just came to a point. I'm like look you got to vote I don't. give a [ __ ] who it's for I was like you. got to vote or you're out of the [ __ ]. band which is a [ __ ] threat I. probably never follow through with but. I'm like just let them know like you. just got to [ __ ] can. vote well that's the difference between. social media and real life in real life.
you can be friends with people with all. sorts of different opinions because if. they're good people you can talk you can. talk even if you disagree and you'll. find more in common yeah you don't have. in common much more everybody wants. basic things they want friendship love. family they want to be successful in. whatever they're trying to pursue in. life and they want to be safe everybody. wants that those are the primary things. we all agree on it's the most important. things that all of us want in our life.
and then the other stuff when it starts. getting on the fringes like you know. trans women competing as as biolog with. biological females like now you're out. there in in Crazy Land and that's. getting the majority of the attention. but that's not the majority of our. [ __ ] problems the majority of our. problems we all kind of agree on keeping. things safe and we disagree on on the. paths to get there to those things and. that's great that's what made makes. America great is thinking differently. but instead of thinking so much about. the things that we disagree on which I.
think are insane and how many people. have been incited by [ __ ] stories in. the media and it's changed your. narrative on on all the people running. for president whether it's gaslighting. you about Biden or gaslighting you about. Trump they're just bullshitting to get. trying to get whatever narrative they. want out there and they don't really. give a [ __ ] if it's the. truth well and not only that the truth. can be spun so many different ways facts. and numbers can be spun so many. different ways where it's like you.
Teeter that line where it's not really a. lie but it's not the whole truth what's. really wild is that the people behind. Biden are. willing like if he wasn't [ __ ] up as. much as he is if they could just kind of. keep him out of the Limelight for a. while they're they're willing to run him. again could they keep him out of the. Limelight any more than they do though. they're basically what they're saying is. they're running the country without the. President right that's essentially what. they're saying absolutely and that's. what that report says that report says. he's not there okay so if he's not there.
then you know he's not really running. things and if he's not really running. things that means the people that are. running things are now not the president. and they like to keep it that way and. they and they'd like to keep it that way. well that seems [ __ ]. nuts [ __ ] that is not what we signed. up for we didn't sign up for these. unelected people that are working under. the administration taking care of. everything we did not sign up for that. it's hilarious to me that a lot of the. extreme leftist people you know they.
have this thing where like you know. older white men are the [ __ ] devil. they just are and so what do they do. elect an older white man. who's yeah this is the most diverse that. was the thing that the uh White House. Press Secretary lady was going on about. how diverse the cabinet is Sean cler and. that one dude gets caught butt [ __ ]. in one of the Senate rooms oh God yeah. you see that what the [ __ ] and then.
there's another person who's like a. trans influencer pulled her tits out on. the lawn took photos their tits out of. the White House lawn and it's almost. like we got to compete on the right it's. like hey hey we got George. Santos that's hilarious that's hilarious. [ __ ] weirdo that dude's a hoot. [ __ ] cuckoo he's fun he's fun to. listen to he fun in those interviews man. he goes off he's sassy as long as he. doesn't have access to your finances or. yeah seems like he might might be an h l.
Hustler thought that one the other day. because I'm always trying to do. comparisons to Trump and Biden for. people that you know they know my. friendship my love for Trump is politics. everything and um you know I don't like. the way he talks and he speaks and like. okay look you [ __ ] you need an. emergency medical procedure you're in. Los Angeles and you have to get to Santa. Barbara the only people that can drive. you there that are available are Trump.
and Biden [ __ ] pick one right that's. good yeah but he shouldn't be driving. anywhere there's no way Biden should be. driving that's not fair he's having. trouble walking he can't do anything. they don't really want him as president. they just want him to get them into. Power again that's what it is it's. people running the show behind the. scenes I mean Karen jeanpierre how how. do you say her name I I don't know she. got busted using his account tweet. Kareem Abdul Jabar did you see that what. happened she got busted using his.
account to tweet I didn't see that she. [ __ ] up forgot to change. accounts so she tweets as the president. like you got to see. this H you know people [ __ ] up make. mistakes I know but it's just fun to see. the wiring under the board it's fun to. see how the sausage is made like this. isn't this is not really the president. wizard just a small angry guy it's lit. weaken at Bernie's this should be. impersonation look at this investing in. America means investing in all all caps.
of America when I ran for president I. made a promise that I would leave no. part of the country behind and she be. put it out she put it out under her. account [ __ ] bro when they say things. like that and they tweet when presidents. like Biden tweet it it's like trying to. get wisdom from a fortune cookie it's. like they're the dumbest little quotes. like who's who's who read that and like. yeah he did and he's doing a great job I. bet [ __ ] Reagan would have been good. at it I think most of the people that.
are supporting Biden online are Bots I. think there's a lot of people that are. genuine Democrats and are supporting. Biden don't get me wrong those Bots some. of the some of the nuttiest pro Biden. stuff despite like no matter what. happens no matter what kind of Gaff you. makes where it's so embarrassing and if. it was your dad you would want him like. get get Dad get Dad we got to get him. off the stage they'd be like Dad can't. you can't do this Dad Dad Dad it's over. we got to get you to a home we got to.
get you some care so I heard from a very. good source I can't confirm but it was a. very good source that when Biden met the. pope he [ __ ] his pants did you hear that. one I hope he did that's amazing I mean. I don't hope he did but if he did it's a. funny this is a very good source damn. it's not fair it's not fair to do that. to an old guy but that just shows you. the mechanism behind the scenes that. keeps the country running it's a bunch. of people working for the president and.
now they're essentially pulling all the. strings it's kind of wild and uh those. people definitely don't want to see. Trump get into Power because then they. lose everything what it's like the last. election this a lot of this stuff seems. like it was done semi behind the curtain. and now it seemed they've come to a. point they're like we don't give a [ __ ]. yeah we're coming right after this guy. everything we're going to find him 350. [ __ ] million do for where there was. no one that got hurt in a [ __ ] yeah. there's no victims [ __ ] Insanity yeah.
that's what the insane part about that. is Elon actually posted about that like. where's the money going where's the. money going if there's no victims if he. didn't know anybody any money where's. that money going cuz there's no there's. no like one person that's a you know a. claimant right I hope he drops it off in. [ __ ] pennies right at I just Leticia. James's front door in that [ __ ] stupid. judge I'm just fascinated by watching it. all play out because it's like they're. doing it right in front of your face.
right in front of your face like a. Banana Republic style Prosecuting of. your Pol political opponents framing. them in the worst way possible getting. judges like we tried to figure this out. and we tried to be as reasonable as. possible figure out how anybody could. ever value Mara Lago at $18 million. unbelievable well you go to Google right. now look at blank property and Palm. Beach yes couple acres will come up for. $100 million on the water he's got. property 18 Acres on the water and the. inter Coastal just the land alone is.
insanely insanely valuable and then. there's a palace on it like for you to. tell me that's only worth $18 million. I'd buy three of those there's vacant. land on Zillow go Zillow type in Palm. Beach go highest to lowest price. something will come up for $100 million. it's two acres I'm not even a real. estate investor but if I found that for. sale for $18 million I'd snatch that. [ __ ] up and turn it right around right. that you're crazy that's so biased to. say that's $18 million no matter what. metric you're using think about it's SP.
pretty much every day every week since. this guy came down the escalator and. announced he was running for president. it's been Non-Stop and I can confirm. that because I I got on board pretty. early before he got the nomination. publicly and I've had [ __ ] thrown at me. at my level yeah just constantly. non-stop this guy's took it every. [ __ ] day that's that's why we call. him Teflon Don he is in in an odd way. the only president that didn't. age they all rapidly age d i golf with.
that [ __ ] all the time man [ __ ]. unbelievable that guy doesn't miss a. fairway hits it 250 yards right down the. freaking middle that's amazing it's. incredible and that's his only form of. exercise too right he's so smart when. he's talking numbers and different. things in his memory like everything. you're just like man it's mindboggling. really he's that smart. really is I it's unbelievable is has. there ever been a turnaround like that. before where like so many people love.
the guy for his bombastic personality. and then he becomes president and then. they all hate him you know when it all. started it all started the media would. have you think that everyone hates him. no no most people love him the the. reality is when you go to the UFC I said. when you Tucker Carlson him and Dana. White walked in it was like the. Republican Avengers it was funny it was. the most it was the most insane reaction. is like they have a super team there's a. super where was that one at well I've. seen you guys walking together multiple.
times New York for sure Miami Miami was. a big one but they were all nuts yes New. York was bananas ban City New York City. and that and that is a very diverse. crowd the UFC oh yeah man oh yeah the. the UFC is the most diverse crowd look. at Tucker smiling the UFC is filled with. people from all walks of life there's a. giant lesbian fan population of the UFC. I got a huge lesbian do you really yeah. cuz I had a couple lesbians in my band.
we always joke like back in the day like. the early days like always be these. [ __ ] hot chicks in the front row. showing their titties and [ __ ] you know. just cool rock and roll [ __ ] and like so. I started I started I got a great friend. in um at too Ohio Dan mcer and um you. know he's got some some issues and um. what do you call Down syndrome or. whatever and uh so he's posted a lot of. things publicly you know I kind of. stopped doing make a wish I kind of took. him for life you know he's my friend and.
I'm going to be with this kid forever. whether we go to a Pistons game or you. know he comes to all the shows anything. like that so but as a result of that and. then having two lesbians in the band. like me and my guitar player a couple. years ago sitting there jamming on stage. and were're like boy man shit's changed. and it's like three four kids down cting. in the front and like four lesbians like. hanging out I'm like w the times they. are changing. yeah they are right you know one of my.
favorite songs of yours that I I play on. my Green Room uh playlist is run off to. La oh [ __ ] there deep cut that's a. [ __ ] great song dude that is a deep. cut but that's a great song one of those. breakup songs yeah but it's it's also. like there's so many guys that get get. got you know to have a get the [ __ ] out. of here song You Know. they'll be [ __ ] with them Hollywood. hoes yeah bro there's some predators oh. man learned my lesson I used to watch.
them moveing on dudes at the Sky Bar. remember the Sky Bar yeah I we would. call them the coyotes cuz you can see. these like really aggressive hot. Hollywood crazy ladies who would move in. on these rich guys and I remember I was. watching this this bald chubby guy. getting seduced by this girl and then. and then she goes. do you like Coke and he's like. uh yeah I like Coke yeah okay and then.
I'm like oh she's got you she's got you. buddy cly and sinker she's going to be. moving in. soon she be moving out your [ __ ] she's. going to move in soon you're going to. marry her then she got you done yeah. it's like a real like gold digging is a. real business model just like those. Nigerian princes gold digging is. interpersonal way of uh where crazy. people can latch onto people's lives.
it's fascinating to watch no better. place to do it than Hollywood California. it's crazy cuz so many of these guys are. like Executives and back in the day at. least and they they were killing it back. then TV executives are out partying at. the. MRE and the coyotes just move in I knew. a bunch of dudes who lost a bunch of M. well I'm theory on Los Angeles C or. Hollywood is you get all the beautiful. girls that migrate there they want to. make it at some level want to do. something so wherever it doesn't matter.
where it is on Earth doesn't have to be. Hollywood wherever there's a bunch of. hot chicks whether it's the local disco. club in your town wherever there's a. bunch of [ __ ] grease balls bunch of. [ __ ] Cooks if there's a conglomerate. of hot chicks hanging out in a. concentrated area it's a bunch of. [ __ ] weirdo dudes just a bunch of. [ __ ] creeps that's why [ __ ] like. dive bars yeah. so it's just being in a proximity to hot. chicks yeah it attracts every dag on.
Earth that's probably true yeah if they. know that hot remember going to like. popular clubs different places and just. you know wow there's ton of hot chicks. in there and they look around like wow. there's a bunch of dags in here too I. remember thinking of going like when I. was a kid and I first started going to. clubs like with my friends go to a dance. club or whatever just being an idiot. like wearing cavari and looking stupid. fu. and all I could think of is like this is. like the least productive way ever to. meet somebody like I've never met.
anybody at one of these places it's. always just me and my friend standing. around looking stupid trying to figure. out how to meet girls I didn't either. until I [ __ ] had a hit record but. yeah but I [ __ ] I look like the same. dirt ball I look like now my whole life. and like [ __ ] couple hit records. while that was [ __ ] Brad Pit you look. [ __ ] God that sexy [ __ ]. Talent is the great equalizer mhm it. really is Talent is the great equalizer. if you have talent you could bat way.
above your. head. confirmed it's everywhere you see it all. throughout Hollywood it's interesting. it's interesting it's interesting how. that stuff. works and it's never going to change no. it's never going to change it's just. you're always going to have the whole. thing about Hollywood too is that you. have to be chosen like most of the. people that are out there are out there. to be chosen for something they're out. to be chosen to get a record deal or. chosen to be on a sitcom or chosen to be. in a movie or chosen to be on a show.
it's you have to be picked so you're. always trying to figure out how to be. more how to fit in more but the more. true Talent like raw dog talent you have. or whatever it is like it starts to. negate some of that stuff def you still. have to kiss the ring a little bit like. I always called. it I always said you know when it came. to radio it was a whole [ __ ] game to. play to that [ __ ] I only had a couple. radio hits was I always say I was. willing to tickle some balls but I would. not insert penis in. mouth that's kind of my do you think.
that's why because you had so many hit. songs but they weren't necessarily radio. hits is that what you're saying yeah. well MTV was huge for me so that was. that was even a better Outlet than radio. but I've never had a number one song in. America I was never willing to do the. [ __ ] [ __ ] to to get it there all over. the world where I didn't have to do. anything yeah what number one seven. countries or something but yeah I was. just I my feeling was always like okay. we have to at some level when we when. we're getting this big chance you know.
after I'd been knocked down this that. and the other and finally got my big. record deal in like 1997 I was like okay. this is Do or Die have to play a little. bit of this game it was one of the best. my most successful record because that's. kind of what I did and it worked and. then after that My Philosophy was like. you know it came out with picture and. they're like this is going to kill your. career you know a [ __ ] country song I. love that's also on my Spotify they. literally told me it was going to kill. my [ __ ] career and I was like crazy. that's great song man yeah thank you my. mind set at that point was I want to try.
to make classic records not hits you. know something that'll stick around and. it's hard to nail it you know I probably. made a thousand songs and there's. arguably you know handful of [ __ ]. great ones in there you know it's it's. like being photographer you take a. thousand pictures you hope you get five. good ones dude you got a lot of bangers. but I love picture Cheryl Crow. that voice she can saying God damn she. can say she's there's emotion in that. voice very talented our politics don't.
line up so well these days I would. imagine not are you still friends we're. we're still friendly we don't talk as. much you know what suck well we yeah. we've we we sat down recently we're. talking about gun control I'm like oh no. yeah and I'm like Sherl I he she's like. no one in this town will you know. country artists will talk to me about it. this and I'm like yeah it's if you want. gun control you should move back to LA. or New York City it's very prevalent. there that's just not kind of the.
Tennessee way of life I was like and the. scary thing about it is like I could say. like okay Common Sense gun law if we. actually had one to keep guns out have. mentally Disturbed people I could take a. serious look at that and I know the NRA. is going to be all over for that I don't. [ __ ] care I can honestly take a. serious look at that but the problem. that I see in it is as soon as this. Common Sense gun laws pass written up by. attorneys and people in in you know. politics that none of us can really. understand they throw in some mumbo. jumbo first thing's going to happen is.
see that crazy [ __ ] Kid Rock was saying. and black out drunk at his Honky Tonk. he's he's not mentally stable when you. take his guns away you know what I mean. it's like where does that line get get. crossed and back and forth one side or. the other that's the problem with the. common sense law it's like there's not. everybody doesn't have [ __ ] common. sense that's a very good point it's also. very good point that you can get experts. to lie we saw that during Co yep you can. get experts to lie and if you have. mental health experts decide that you're.
unstable for a political reason for any. reason I could I could go out and find. you know 10 people a conglomerate of 10. people that hate Joe Rogan yeah and get. them to you could say I'm mentally. unstable for sure probably admitted to. being mentally unstable in some ways but. it's not you you can't let people Define. that cuz you you're going to get people. that are just using it to take away your. rights and then they're going to once. they have that now they pushed past a. certain line they're going to push even.
further it might get to a point where. you're not allowed to have knives. anymore it might get to a point where. you can't have a sword in your house. what was their argument for years why. would you need an AR-15 with a 30 round. clip right yeah one one 30 people. breaking into your house one word answer. Israel right it's a great great answer. you know that was one of the craziest. things I saw somebody tweet about. Ukraine all you people with AR-15s you. should be doning them donating them to. Ukraine like do you not see what the.
[ __ ] you're. saying this we know that this this is a. real possibility with human beings that. they can invade places and shoot people. up that's a real thing you want us to be. unprepared how do we how do we protect. our politicians so well in our cour. houses exact and everything else we. can't do this for our schools ex these. anti-gun politicians are being protected. by people with guns brave people with. guns and they live behind Gates and. walls exactly and they're protected and. they're they're getting away with. pushing this nutty agenda and the what.
you need is better law enforcement. better trained more law enforcement but. the problem. is [ __ ] cop these days yeah they've. made that a popular sport yeah they. [ __ ] that up hard it'll be a long time. before that recovery I'm not saying. every cop's good there's good and bad in. everything as we all know that have a. smidge of common sense you're going to. get Bad actors in any anything anything. anything anything in life but overall. when your kid can't breathe and you call. 911 and that cop shows up yes you know.
or someone's holding someone hostage or. you need someone rescued or there's a a. real problem someone's shooting up a. Store shooting up school and you see. those cops in Nashville go running in. there they were trained in the military. not knowing what they're going to face. God bless them exactly and that's th. those are the kind of people that you. should [ __ ] praise that's most cops. and it's not it's not the private. schools my granddaughter goes to private. school they have security there they. taking precautions what about the people.
that can't afford private school which. is the majority of this country yeah you. know what are we doing for them. politicians all talk about it like well. it's there's also certain ideological. aspects of shooters that they don't talk. about like they didn't want to release. that trans Shooters. Manifesto because it's like this really. crazy anti-white anti like you there's a. it was a weird Manifesto the same way. just in Kansas City they didn't want to. say who the shooters were right what's. her name was on Bill Maher the other. night and and cter she's like I can.
guarantee it wasn't two white guys they. would have had them all over the news. and unfortunately that's [ __ ] true. it's 100% true and anybody that denies. it it doesn't matter if you're right or. left you know that's a fact this is not. it's [ __ ] up we need to catch these. shooters we need to catch these Bad. actors you need to give me the ultimate. description of them yeah you. know he had. head you know 40s to 50s wearing a gray. sweatshirt you know what I mean looked. like he was high yeah you can't just say.
two men no trying to keep a PC. politically [ __ ] show the [ __ ]. pictures how quickly did they have the. pictures how quickly did they know. probably within an hour yeah yeah it's a. weird time man it's like people are. scared of reporting the truth because. they're going to be called racist it's. so strange and it's you're transphobic. if if you're talking about the fact that. these shooters are trans like how many. of them in a row how many of them in a. row I'm checking all the boxes for the.
for the left D extreme left wing right. it's nuts I'm a racist [ __ ]. Nazi just [ __ ] laugh when you have to. [ __ ] I know it's nuts man anybody that. opposes them in any way shape or form is. far right but but you think about it. it's it's actually is NY [ __ ] what is it. name gbls or Gobles or whatever you know. tell a liot a thousand times it becomes. the truth it's also you should be. vehemently opposed to this no matter. what your political ideology is you. should be V vehemently opposed to. gaslighting from anybody that that your.
side should win because they have the. best argument they shouldn't win because. they're full of [ __ ] that's dangerous. it's dangerous to everybody and the fact. that we're all just trying to sort this. out in real time as a country and so. many people are skeptical of the news. now so you don't know where the [ __ ] to. turn for the truth well they're. skeptical of the news a lot of people. skeptical of you know the CIA and FBI. like Institution that have been there to. protect us and serve us for years and. our judges and prosecutors and we're. like everyone's being exposed at least.
say what you are you know that's why you. know I I I. don't I don't care you know that people. know who I am and where I stand because. I know where other people stand around. me and it's the oldest cliche you know. who your friends are yeah I know who my. friends and my family are the world that. I have I'm so blessed to have and I. don't need to try to play both sides of. the fence to you know being Hollywood's. good graces yeah as David Spade said. he's like dude you're like Hollywood's. [ __ ].
Kryptonite but good for you man good for. you for being yourself the world needs. more people just being themselves you're. a good dude man I don't nail it every. time I've said things out of line that. in in a different day and age I would. probably have apologized for but in this. day and age no [ __ ] way you're a good. dude man you really are you really are. you've always been a good dude dude. you're always cool to be around and. you're you're cool to everybody you're. always friendly to everybody like when I. went to your house I brought some.
friends you're just cool to everybody. man and it's like that's what really. matters in life it doesn't you know this. idea that you're supposed to be hated. because you have a different political. opinion than someone else is so dumb. it's so dumb can we just look at who the. people are can we look at who the people. and let's debate which which is the. right idea in terms of like what to do. with the economy or what to do with. the environment or what to do with all. these things that should be what we're. all concerned about AB everything be so. [ __ ] these people are evil and these.
people are the future and this is the. death of democracy if you go that way. and it's a shut the [ __ ] up you people. are freaking everybody out exactly you. people are freaking everybody out and I. don't think you're right and you weren't. right when he was in office where did. where what happened where was the end of. the world the guy was in office for four. years where was the wars oh we didn't. start any new Wars you know exactly the. whole thing is nuts man and during the. Biden Administration the disastrous pull. out of Afghanistan you realize all this. [ __ ] that he wouldn't have done he.
wouldn't have done it that way he would. have done he would have asked those guys. he would asked the generals like how to. do this absolutely and do it the right. way absolutely you should get out yeah. they should get out of there but they're. probably going to have to maintain some. Force there otherwise the taliban's. going to take over like they did like. [ __ ] take a month [ __ ] duh and then. you left all the tanks cuz it's too. expensive to get them out of there. he was I saw Trump talking about that. like how insane that was that he left. behind all the military equipment it's. billions of dollars why are we sending.
money to countries that hate us how. could you ever imagine a scenario where. it makes sense to leave a hostile. military group like the Taliban. tanks what insanity and it's also it's. almost like you know we're going to have. to go back and you'd like them to be a. little more well-armed this time so then. we could have a real war war like a. bigger war war like a war war with two.
armies so then with the world if we lose. some people then you can really justify. spending much more money to buy like. better [ __ ] to [ __ ] those people up with. our old [ __ ] our old [ __ ] well. unfortunately some of that might come. back to haunt us here and I hate to put. that out in the universe but it's you. know with this border being open we know. there's Bad actors here we know it's not. if they would have you would have to do. that if you could if you I mean if if. Isis is real we know it is what what if. they're doing their job they would sneak. in they already have why wouldn't you.
sneak in they're already here they're. already here let's put on the tin foil. hats why why are they allowing the. border to be open like this it's. Insanity I don't know to get votes for. the Democratic party I I have no idea I. can't answer that question it seems. insane to me we want great migrants to. come here yes it's the foundation of our. country I know so many good ones that. [ __ ] work hard that we working on my. house to build it to do different things. here and there friends you know what I. mean we we need workers like this we.
just want to come through legally I know. I sound like a broken record it should. be a better vetting process that allows. people to come in Legally but also you. have to vet people you can't just let. terrorists through if you really care. about security so this is my question. and this is where I get when I when I. get really conspiratorial when the weed. kicks in when you get real. conspiratorial I start thinking about. all these things that are happening the. decline of California the [ __ ] tents. in the street the fact that they know. they can clean it up but they choose not. to they cleaned it up when GG ping came.
to San Francisco you saw that right saw. that so if who would. be why would anybody want it to continue. in the same direction it's continuing. because it seems to be deteriorating it. doesn't seem to be. improving who other than someone who. would want America to fail well the. other question is like okay Trump. handled it to the best of his ability. with the tools he had in his. toolbox Biden now has that same toolbox.
and he keeps saying well Congress won't. give me the money they won't pass and. why the [ __ ] is that going on too then. they put three things in one bill they. put you you know they put Ukraine border. wall border wall and Israel Aid to. Israel they put those three why the [ __ ]. are these not separate bills to vote on. you know cuz they're all trying to throw. their [ __ ] [ __ ] in there that is. and that's both sides do that yeah they. both do that they both should cut that. crap out it's like we're going to vote. on the [ __ ] border wall have it be. the [ __ ] border wall and that's it.
yeah don't [ __ ] try to piggyback. Ukraine and Israel into there those. should be separate bills on their own. well not only that how much are they. required to know about the bills they're. signing CU some of those bills are. enormous attorneys have [ __ ] this. country up beyond belief some of those. bills how unless you spent a long time. going through them and if you're even. educated enough to decipher the lingo. the wording the definitions yeah you.
don't think a lawyer can spend something. around 100% that's why I was saying like. I was going to say and consult with. people that are experts in whatever the. [ __ ] they're talking about they should. be written two page bills two to five to. 10 page bills in layman's terms that. anybody with a high school degree can. [ __ ] decipher period why don't they. make that a law so we can all read them. and understand them the fact that they. say swich all kinds of [ __ ] inside bills. is just nuts that should be illegal. completely you're sneaking stuff in. there that allows for Mass surveillance.
and Trump pulled their pants down on. that yeah Trump did that and make no. mistake there's plenty of [ __ ] the. Republican establishment that hate him. too he's fighting them as well because. he's like you guys are full of [ __ ] over. here too he's telling so many people up. there in DC you're full of [ __ ] [ __ ]. he goes I'm going to run this like a. [ __ ] business and I'm going to he. likes to win he loves to win so much. that he [ __ ] that I want him fighting. for this country cuz he wants to [ __ ].
win I want him on my team. period I like it I like your passion for. this kid rock this Mitch McConnell guy. is the most amazing one he won't step. down again he keeps freezing up he froze. up again yeah this guy's locked up like. three times I don't get it well he just. locks up like if he was doing any other. job they would stop they would stop them. they say you're gonna have to retire you. can't you just lock up if I lost my my. voice or some ability to do what if you.
just locked up we couldn't talk to you. right forget about losing your voice. what if you did it would you would you. still come on here just do a podcast I'm. Jo Rogan I'm still trying to like no. you'd be like you know what I had a good. run yeah you'd have to. stop just stop doing that whenever they. get him in front of the podium the dude. just locks up I just feel like sometimes. we're having like the dumbest. conversation because it's like we're. repeating a lot of things and it's all. to me boils down to common sense you. know what I wonder about Mitch McConnell. too though he's probably guilty of some.
serious [ __ ] I wonder if like he's doing. the Vincent the chin Gigante thing. what's that Vincent the chin was this. mob leader that pretend he was crazy so. he'd walk around with like a bathrobe. and slippers and he'd Shuffle around the. street like a crazy person and uh his. Dawns would meet him or his uh the old. ropa dope exactly so all of his uh. bosses would you know all the guys under. him would meet him and they would go. walking and so the what the FBI did was. they put these recording devices in all.
the hubc Caps of all the cars on the. street they parked their own cars there. and so they recorded him as he was. walking and then they they knew he. wasn't actually crazy cuz he's really. running the mob but he did it by. pretending so like master of Deceit if. they're coming after Vince or uh what's. his. name what the [ __ ] his name McConnell. yeah McConnell if he's uh pretending to. be locking up that'd be a good move like. if you think the shit's coming down you. think he's that good of an actor all you. have to do is this I could do that I.
could fake lock up you could do it. straight face I good in front of a bunch. of cameras stand I'd lock up if I knew I. was going to go to jail if it was if I. locked up like that and sat there like. that for a minute I would make sure I. had like a huge fart on Deck right stand. there like everyone's like oh no oh no. you're. like and then go wo you're never beating. fart jokes no imagine someone doing that. as president hold up like Joey Diaz. style grabbing the mic putting in Joey. Diaz is done that on stage he grabs a.
mic and puts it in his ass farts cramp. you cramped up oh no cramped up on your. leg how much water if I drink yeah do. you take electrolytes I do I drink the. [ __ ] hydrogen water really I do all. that [ __ ] somebody told me red light. saunas cold tubs [ __ ] intermittent. fast [ __ ] cardio [ __ ] yeah [ __ ]. Kaiser G equipment trained Fu let's go. somebody told me once that if you get a. cramp in your leg you should actually. pinch down on your tongue and it's a.
pressure point oh [ __ ] it comes back. yeah I've tried it I think it might work. I'm not sure though it might just be in. my. head you know the worst is foot. cramps when your foot locks up they say. to eat potassium too eat it they say. potass I grab a banana or something like. that I I very rarely get cramps cuz I I. drink a lot of electrolytes I do too I. mean I've drank four or five cups of. water used to do it at all I never drank. them for years and years and years I. just worked out and drank water and then.
when I started drinking electrolytes I. was like oh my God this is such a game. changer let me ask you a health question. how do you. get I've been mean to hit Dane on this. how do you get protein the best protein. without the calories why you scared of. calories uh just cuzz want to I don't. want to bulk up I just want to stay thin. and you know diet is probably one of the. best ways to stay thin because I a lot. of protein I just don't eat it after I. work out right away I haven't been well. you don't have to CU I don't eat till 1.
then I stop at uh 6 or 7. o'clock the idea that I mean you're not. a [ __ ] professional athlete you don't. have to eat right after you work out um. it's the best way to get Optimal. Performance is to you know get some. glucose into your muscles most people. think carbohydrates after workouts are. really good but if you're on a like a. high protein diet one of the things that. happens like if you're on like a. carnivore diet specifically you don't. crave as much food you don't eat as much. I don't eat as much just from doing the. intermittent fasting I kind of do what I.
want in the weekends or when I go out to. dinner periodically I do it so I can do. that you know I eat a lot of raw. vegetables the right fruit and then lot. of salmon chicken should be careful with. some raw vegetables because yeah you get. a ton of raw vegetables you get oxalates. um the the thing about raw vegetables. especi especially when you uh blend them. up and like smoothies and no no i e them. raw like aiki a little taziki if I want. some flavor I mean you're probably not. eating enough that it's going to be a. real problem but for people that get.
like Blended smoothies of raw vegetables. especially like raw leafy greens they. say that like when you cook them it. actually is more bioavailable and it. gets rid of the oxalates you could you. could get it out of the um out of the. vegetable but I know people that have. drank a lot of smoothies like green. smoothies and develop like kidney stones. and [ __ ] it it becomes a bit of an issue. for some folks I don't know why it might. be a genetic thing I do smoothies it's. protein oh really yeah the amino acids. protein I'm addicted to jao's proteins.
joo's got this stuff called MK it's. [ __ ] delicious it's so good I'm. addicted to it I just keep drinking them. even when I don't need it I drink it but. you don't need to uh worry about like. what's high calories the real high. calorie things are the things you. shouldn't be eating anyway if you're. trying to lose weight like pizza we got. a factor in I like to drink my beer oh. that's a lot of calories when that's. usually only one or two nights a week. like depending if I'm working or not but. like weekends that's usually only one.
good night but I can drink some [ __ ]. beer I bet you can drink some [ __ ]. beer I drink some beer bet and I enjoy. that and I'm not [ __ ] stopping well. then maintain I do I'm maintaining good. yeah but don't worry about calories for. food the food calories you need you got. I just talking about after working out. you're supposed to have protein protein. pretty quick you should you should have. uh carbohydrates and protein after you. out I like to eatat some fruit after I. work out I like to eat fruit before I. out too that's like kind of the only. time I ever eat fruit I I've been trying.
to eat th fruit blueberries melons. blueberries are great them blueberries y. wash the [ __ ] out of them that's the. thing you got to worry about foods like. what the [ __ ] is being sprayed on your. food how how good of a job they do of. cleaning it up before it got to the. grocery store I'm sure like we got two. freezers full of [ __ ] elk and and. venison we got chickens for our fresh. eggs pretty good about that stuff and. and very fortunate to able to afford it. yes cuz we joke even if you know we shop. at Whole Foods like we we nicknam it. whole.
paycheck yeah it's brutal and it's also. like I've had people on like the guy. from um White Oak pastors who explained. that whole grass-fed thing and then also. that it's a US product even if the cows. are grown in another country did you. know that no they ship they can they can. grow cattle in another country kill it. in another country ship it to America. and then if they cut it up and put on. the Shelf then it's a product of the.
USA makes no sense but it's wild so. they're labeling it like a product of. the UFA when it's UF USA rather when. it's a cow from another country that's a. whole another conundrum of trying to. just [ __ ] see through the [ __ ] on. food labels you know how much research. you have to do and then you [ __ ]. start googling this [ __ ] you don't know. what the [ __ ] to believe there and the. worst thing you do is like you know I. have a headache and you start googling. like WebMD headache and it's like you're. dying you're [ __ ] you know it freaks.
yall out. yeah. [ __ ] let me tell you about these [ __ ]. shows we're doing tell me about these. shows Kid Rock so [ __ ] next's excited. about this [ __ ] doing huge schedule this. year nine shows which is kind of like my. number I like do nine or 10 but this. year year the the big one is called Rock. the country and it's a two-day festival. with me one night and Jason Alan one. night and C CTIC characters from Miranda.
Lambert to Hank Jr Skinner Bradley. Gilbert Travis trit on down and so we're. doing these very small towns like uh. Okala Florida and Mobile Alabama and. Gonzalez Louisiana just in these [ __ ]. fields and this is like so I own part of. this Festival um and it's this place for. f [ __ ] people love music love freedom. and love [ __ ] America which I'm not. sure that they have one of these. anywhere it's like a two day festival.
for the people Rock the country it's. like everyone's welcome but you're. probably not going to see a whole lot of. blue hair and nose rings there. right and so I'm super excited about. that you're essentially doing like like. dude Okala Florida there's 26,000. tickets sold already Okala [ __ ]. Florida that's incredible and we're. going to these towns you know and. there's and we got RV stuff and you know. you can camp out of your car and stuff. like that and VIP experiences and all. that [ __ ] but it really you know when.
they approached me about this and you. know having a piece of it in perpetuity. you know it's made me do [ __ ] like this. go out and like it it excites me to go. out and do things now rather than just. go tour and make money okay I've been. blessed to be able to do that that. doesn't excite me you know it always. excites me to play but to do something. like this a little outside of the box. and create this space because make no. mistake all the shenanigans and. experiences we're going to have here the. people are going to [ __ ] make it the. people because you know they're coming.
red white and blue they're coming with. their mag of [ __ ] this that and the. other like it's going to be a [ __ ]. [ __ ] show the greatest [ __ ] Show on. Earth so I'm looking forward to that and. then we're doing uh this is we're doing. Kid Rocks Rock and Rodeo at AT&T Stadium. in. Dallas yeah the night before uh the PBR. World Finals bull riding I've I've. really last several years gotten into. started with rodeos and bull rid and. we've played a lot of those Through The. Years Calgary Stampede and Cheyenne. Frontier Days and um you know of course.
the Houston Rodeo and I wanted to take. Rodeo to the next level so we've created. six teams so it's team competition Rodeo. so like you know The Ropers are going to. be going head-to-head rather than just. timing them and then I'm going to open. the show rather than have you know. usually it's the rodeo and then you play. music right now the way I'm trying to. format it is I open with a big number. like kind of in award show type thing. I'm really going to put some [ __ ]. time and effort into it and then you. know we'll do the road have some music. for entertainment in between I've been.
I've been gunning for this one and I. think we found it we want to do some. entertainment between you know trick. riders and you know six shooters and. stuff like that but I think we found two. midgets that are going to ride mini. blls wow [ __ ] mic. drop you could still do that today. [ __ ] mic drop and then of course. we're doing Kid Rock Comedy Jam uh I. think it's third year third or fourth. year who's on that I don't know yet uh. Brian from zany you know usually handles.
that like I put I know Chris Porter will. be there my old friend you know if had. we Gillis did it you know the first year. uh Donell Rollings we've had some great. people um Elanor carrian you know I'm a. I'm a [ __ ] comedy groupy if I didn't. have [ __ ] to do tomorrow I'd be up at. your show hanging out in the green room. and giving comedians hand jobs like. [ __ ] I pretty much live at zany in. Nashville you know oh that's awesome so. we do that for charity everything's 100%. for charity is that where you met Theo. no I met Theo a little bit before that.
but he popped up the first year and he. like he came as the big star and did did. 15 20 minutes yeah Theo he we have a. little musical guest play I did it one. year and you know other people and uh. it's something really fun just cuz I. [ __ ] love comedy it's called American. Badass Comedy Jam his during comedy week. in Nashville how many of those have you. done I think this is the third or fourth. no nice we've been able to raise some. real money for people I got buddies that. you know throw in 10 grand here just CU. they got it and [ __ ] like that so we've. you know raised he on average just at.
the Ryman theater hold a few thousand. people so we've rais 80 to 100 grand. every year nice last year we donated the. money to the victims of the Covenant. School shooting in Nashville and then. the the guys that lost their lives on. those choppers that went down outside of. Fort uh Fort Campbell so we try to pick. a couple specific things each year and. help people out and that's awesome it's. [ __ ] great that's beautiful man. that's a really cool thing to do with. your time I'm glad that you like you. like that excites you now yeah doing. something interesting mhm yeah something. where you got a stake in the game yeah.
you know where where you. really you go out and you [ __ ] work. it you promote it and you tell people. what it's about and you're excited about. it you know like these Rock the. countries it's and it's a [ __ ] gamble. man when you're [ __ ] with Mother. Nature you're doing an outdoor [ __ ]. Festival especially in Florida in the. middle of [ __ ] nowhere and you know. we're trying to one of the smart things. Pat myself in the back one of the things. came up with was before we announced. these and did them we got we invited. everyone from these small towns or. States whether was their Mayors head of.
city council sheriffs state senators and. we have we had some of each show up from. each state and had them all up to my. house in Nashville and we know we broke. bread and we just talked about how can. we put our heads together and make this. a great experience for fans because you. know that's the biggest thing when. you're doing these festivals that you. have to make sure of we have enough. bathrooms enough water enough things for. people to do like you know create photo. ops this that and the other the music's. going to be what it is you know we're. going to give our all there like we. always do but you know to be involved in. that level you know to be able to throw. my creative ideas in and this that and.
the other one year we tried to do the. gener Le Hood slide worst [ __ ] idea I. ever had [ __ ] John this when we used. to do this thing called The Fish Fry. John Schneider got him to host it I got. a new you know I have I have a very nice. General Le with 440 in it I got a new. hood for it like an old hood that we. painted cuz I know the Hood's going to. get [ __ ] up right so I've got this all. planned out cuz I'm so [ __ ] smart. well the first [ __ ] lady goes to. [ __ ] it was like some money and you. know judges the first [ __ ] lady she's.
got a big old girl she got a beer in her. hand she goes she [ __ ] trips bam head. her right in the front quarter panel oh. my God they [ __ ] that car up I think I. had four grand worth of damage to it oh. my God how was that lady she okay she. [ __ ] bounced off she still had her. beer in her hand oh my. God but but but that's fun trying. different [ __ ] like that know great fun. [ __ ] like so I get to have my input on. these on these festivals and really give. my two cents and and try to do cool [ __ ]. and and things you know just just up and.
make it this [ __ ] patriotic [ __ ]. Freedom Love and Music Festival which I. just saw a need for it well there's a. lot of people that didn't feel like. anybody was talking to them half the. country yeah why do you think. Yellowstone so big Duck Dynasty exactly. all that [ __ ] yeah there's a lot of. people that just don't feel like they're. being represented in the media because. they're not or this de it's like [ __ ]. de experience system like I get into a. [ __ ] program a series on something. like I said I don't give a [ __ ] if. you're gay just be gay if you're Jewish.
just be Jewish hey if you're black just. be [ __ ] black we don't got to like. clap louder for you all right just. [ __ ] but it's like become this. [ __ ] Hollywood [ __ ] where I'm. into some [ __ ] program second. episode Here Comes two guys kissing or. the trans person enters in just for no. [ __ ] reason not for the narrative not. if it fits the story I [ __ ] get it. they just got to factor it in I'm like. [ __ ] go [ __ ] off like [ __ ] off like. [ __ ] it's just do you notice this on.
Saturday Night Live this is a perfect. example and i i t every week and you. know I just love Saturday Night Live but. I'm like all right [ __ ] now it's become. unfunny there's bands in there never. [ __ ] heard of that suck and it's. gotten it has its moments where it's. great and this that the other and you. probably know the ones I'm talking about. but nonetheless I watch it and I've. noticed this it's like when they're. doing the opening monologue you know one. of the cast members will be in the crowd. or whatever and everyone will give them. some Applause watch this every [ __ ].
time when the Asian gay dude comes out. people are. like I'm like what the [ __ ] is that why. like why why are we screaming louder. he's not the best person on the show. clearly you know Mikey day [ __ ] great. you know there's other people on there. that are [ __ ] equally great I'm like. why why are people doing this like you. know just clapping louder it's like. we're all just [ __ ] humans man be who. you want they want to show they're. inclusive signal that's what I mean it's.
it just shows me this [ __ ] millennial. generation that like a good chunk of. them are just complete [ __ ] [ __ ]. it's very performative you know virtue. signaling is like something that. everybody does now it's like something. that you feel obliged to do it's like. you're so brave yeah you're so brave. you're so brave God bless you Soldier. [ __ ] this guy likes dick it's not that. big of a deal it's not that big it. shouldn't be that big of a no no one.
cares no should clap on who's the. funniest and the best one on the show. yeah now what the now you got me going. on rants I haven't even had a drink I. like a good rant you want a drink no. okay I'll take a beer let's get some. beers in here let's get some Bud Lights. in here speaking of that Shane's hosting. SNL this weekend yeah I know I had that. confused I thought it was not not the. last weekend the weekend before and I'm. like nothing toot and I want to see. Shane are they showing him work shopping. his promo they put out for it just a bit.
ago yeah I don't know I mean we can. watch it but I I'd like to take a look. at his wardrobe case. man sweatpants lots of sweatpants I. [ __ ] love shade man he's the best. he's out funnier [ __ ] people out there. haven't watched his he on Netflix yeah. beautiful dogs it's am dude your best. joke I me to compliment you on it not. not only that all your success I've. known you I don't think people know that. we've been in the same Circle for 20. years plus easy like when you were. hosting the shows that I would perform. at and [ __ ] like that you know we've.
always been friendly just to see you. [ __ ] work your ass off all those. years through all the TV stuff and have. this going and make [ __ ] hundreds of. millions of dollars [ __ ] God bless. you thanks brother appreciate it man but. the best show is one year old shows when. you're like can you imagine if all of. our founding fathers came back to Earth. and like looked around in the present. day and you're like and they they're. like well you guys ever written any new. [ __ ] [ __ ] great thank you they've. wrote some new new [ __ ] some bills right.
it's kind of funny yeah but the the way. that our government is structured they. were [ __ ] genius huh to figure out. that there's got to be some checks and. balances in place to keep tyranny at Bay. they just didn't know that it was going. to be subverted the way it's been they. could how could they possibly know were. smarter back then CU they had to be they. were forced to be they knew the nature. of Man Too the nature of man is almost. always too here we go let's go we where. we really drinking Bud Light let's go.
watch how much [ __ ] I get for this who. cares don't a [ __ ] why do you got Bud. Lights here by the way Shane oh Shane go. she's on the podcast all did I tell you. these [ __ ] smart asses you know my. buddy's now at anheiser Bush for my. birth cheers brother for my birthday. they sent me a [ __ ] hundred cases of. Bud Light that's beautiful it's [ __ ]. hilarious truck rolled up to the [ __ ]. house I'm like who the what cuz my. friends have been bringing it over. shoving it in my golf bags like since. since I did the machine gun [ __ ] AAU. machine gun gate they've been [ __ ].
with me at everything I go to like. someone's [ __ ] bud like this Bud like. that and finally I came to a point where. I'm like you know where I did my. research and like I told you like I. don't give a [ __ ] like a lot of people. work you know what the worst part about. it was there people were like people. losing their jobs and I was like no. people's [ __ ] livelihoods I knew. people who drove truck for for you know. Big Bud Light tracks this that and the. other and their [ __ ] livelihoods were. crushed cuz now people are [ __ ] with. them one of the heads of [ __ ] AB said. he went to my bar Kid Rock's you know.
big ass honky talkon in Nashville he's. like dude I walked through there with a. Bud Light shirt he's like three people. told me to go [ __ ]. myself I was like yeah I was reading. about this one uh bar owner who had to. stop carrying Bud Light because when. people would buy it other people would. get aggressive with. them yeah and that's dumb as [ __ ] it is. that's dumb as [ __ ] and by the way I'm. not into [ __ ] boycotts and cancel. culture like sending someone a message. okay or when they're targeting our.
children [ __ ] like that like you know. there's a fine line there but ultimately. I'm not [ __ ] into cancel culture and. [ __ ] that [ __ ] I mean I [ __ ] riled. against it since day [ __ ] one and I'm. like we sent him a message we don't need. to [ __ ] cancel them all right if they. go down this path again and they start. this like I think they figured out who. the if you're in business and you have a. clear Market you might want to focus on. that market yeah and don't disparage. them openly publicly like they did yeah.
I don't think if there's like what would. be like what's a what's a target. audience for gay people a product like. Lube Lube I think that's. Universal um but you know it's something. like that that's that's you know this is. this is for gay people you know. primarily don't want to advertise on the. Outdoor Channel right saying it's. nothing to say it's bad or wrong or. [ __ ] right it's just [ __ ] common. sense that's an actually good comparison.
I be like advertising musicals on the. outoor hey light send me a [ __ ]. check they they sent you how much beer. two pallets 100 cases how much is that. worth I've no [ __ ] probably a lot of. money well it depends we [ __ ] broad. on Broadway in Nashville including our. bar we're guilty of it everyone does it. I'm not a fan of it beers are [ __ ]. like7 to $10 wow nobody bats an eye wow.
but I when we went into the the. agreement with my partner with the bar I. was like I don't want [ __ ] to do with. operations at any level with dealing. with bands booking I'll throw in my two. cents I'll keep up on things but I hang. [ __ ]. pictures that's what I do I come down. and I'll get on stage drunk once in a. while sing sing a number or two. but [ __ ] a lot of money if depends where. you're selling them I've been giving. them to my friends they even you want to. see [ __ ] confused people we get done.
playing pickle ball or something weekend. I'm like hey you guys take a couple. cases of Bud Light if you want they like. and to take them into this room and. they're [ __ ] stacked them they're. like what the the [ __ ] dude and I'm like. it's a long [ __ ] story man but if you. got to think the retail on those let's. just say retail the retail on those 15. bucks okay and how many. how many cases was it 100. 100 time 30 30 grandish 15 to 20 30. grand depends yeah they spent a lot of.
money [ __ ] they send you a bunch of beer. what funny when I met with them and we. were talking they were like you know if. you're messaging you know we'd like to. work out a deal and I'm like what I'm. like d guys I'm not here to [ __ ] do a. deal I'm like if you're messaging it's. kind of like you know they were kind of. about you know like I was telling them. how I felt about everything first was. tell me you know like hey here's how you. [ __ ] up and here's how people. like-minded like me think you know and I. and I kind of gave it to him I gave it. to him at UFC that night and that was.
just speaking openly I go but now after. I've done some research and especially. after I talked to them but not only them. you know they're the heads of this. company they got vested interest talking. to a lot of people including Dana. including Trump including people that. own distributor ships people that drive. for them this that in the other bars. whatnot I was like that's [ __ ] enough. I'm like I go but I don't I go I'm not. here to do a [ __ ] deal I go no More's. going to look [ __ ] terrible if I come. out and I'm like oh I got a bunch of. money from Bud Light after shooting up. cases I don't feel right [ __ ] doing.
that no you shouldn't I'm glad you don't. I think and like I said there's no. amount of money in the face of this. [ __ ] Earth I threw out a couple ideas. and they're [ __ ] terrified [ __ ] I I. can't wait to tell you one day I don't. want to let them out of the box know. because they're [ __ ] genius U tell me. afterwards I will I'll tell you after. and [ __ ] uh and I I was just like I'm. not I go I've made my friends a bunch of. money Gillis Dana pton yeah that's true. I still haven't gotten thank you cards. from those [ __ ] yet well we made.
Shane the budlight spokesman on protect. our Parks we we just kept talking it up. the entire time like dude you can bring. him back you can bring him back cuz. he'll he'll down 16 of them in a podcast. like you've never seen anything like it. oh dude if I didn't have [ __ ] to do. tomorrow I was getting after it we we'd. be we'd be around there now but. like he doesn't even slur it's weird he. just absorbs it me too yeah that's why. that's why I try to stick the beer I. like a little whiskey but I try not to.
drink it in public whiskey will take you. there quick Beer's like a nice you want. to see all those [ __ ] up videos of me. on stage at [ __ ] The Honky ton. whiskey oh. yeah blackout [ __ ] drunk I think what. happened was probably it sucks that they. lost so much money and it sucks that. people lost their. livelihoods what it did do that's. positive though is it sent a message. like [ __ ] out of that to a lot of. companies that sent a message St the. [ __ ] out of that [ __ ] because most.
people don't agree with it and by the. way stay on [ __ ] brand if you're a. company exct for your employees and I. would go in that order for your [ __ ]. employees first yeah your shareholders. and I know you guys at the top got stock. options and [ __ ] but for your [ __ ]. employees you're in [ __ ] business to. sell a [ __ ] product yeah you know who. your Market is [ __ ] stick to them you. don't got to be [ __ ] out here like. [ __ ] going after everybody I don't. know who their board members are but. people have told me that looks like. there's a few woke people on there but.
I'm like so [ __ ] what I'm like just. stick to your [ __ ] Market yeah stick. to your Market go where you're. celebrated is the best thing I ever. heard in life go where you're celebrated. not tolerated yeah that's good advice I. think it's just one of these things. where these people get out of. universities and they're indoctrinated. into this way of thinking and they start. working for Corporation they want to. change it I told that to Brendan the CEO. I said what did you think was going to. happen when you move half the corporate. offices from St Louis Missouri to New. York City and then you start hiring.
these ivy league liberals to do your. marketing what do you think's going to. happen that's like you know lining up a. powder keg and lighting a wick and being. like I wonder if it explodes. exactly yeah I still think they should. go back to [ __ ] St Louis too they. probably should they probably should. well they're probably reevaluating. everything obviously they are. reevaluating everything after that how. do you not it's like they lost $27. billion they are and that that was one. of my things too I'm like you know what. it appears to people like me because.
although we're friends and I love you. guys and we'll see what the future holds. I have no [ __ ] idea but I'm not I'm. not looking for a corporate deal on any. [ __ ] level because that's how you set. yourself up to get canceled and nobody. can [ __ ] cancel me at any level and. I'm [ __ ] I like that very much but I. was like you need to [ __ ] go back to. [ __ ]. you you look like you're just it's like. this you cheat on your girl or vice. versa or something like that by throwing. money at it and buying her some [ __ ] and.
this and the other it doesn't sweeping. under the rug it don't [ __ ] go away. until you go yeah [ __ ]. up and and they just refus to go like. and I said you don't have to go out and. say I'm [ __ ] sorry we [ __ ] up I go. I'll say it here's some [ __ ] ideas. for that I go here's one idea I was like. so the commercial cuts and it's like me. out [ __ ] working my ass off I'm just. sweating [ __ ] no shirt on this that. and the other one and someone's like hey. man cool off and they hand me a Bud. Light and people are like what the [ __ ].
and I drink a Bud Light and then they. pan out and I'm Shoveling [ __ ] piles. of money into the back of my truck like. Kid Rock sold out he's doing some [ __ ]. that's. funny but at least it would poke fun of. themselves they would kind of get it and. people would go like all right that's. the way they should go they should go. with a poke fun of themselves I had some. ideas too I'll tell you later I had one. that I pitched to Shane I think there's. a way to do it but it's also it's you. know for other companies just realize. like a lot of people think all this.
stuff is nonsense and a lot of people. think that a lot of these influencers. that you're latching yourself to because. you think they're popular they're. popular because a lot of people are they. think that they're attention [ __ ] and. they're mentally ill and so they pay. attention to them doesn't mean they. respect them as human beings and you. want to have them as your spokespeople. and you want to disparage all the other. people that have been your loyal. supporters for supporters forever you're. making a decision you make it's a bad. tactical decision it doesn't make any. sense logically you you're not you're.
not speaking to your giant part portion. of your Market you're actually in. opposition to them it's [ __ ] dumb yes. but I want them to give me a reason to. drink it again I want to double down on. Stupid humor so funny I want I want to. just like like a specialized can you. know what I mean like [ __ ] they made. these kickass Budweiser cans back all. red white and [ __ ] blue [ __ ] like. that just do something that would work. you know what they should do imagine if. they turn Budweiser into a red white and.
blue can God I want to tell you this one. idea is so [ __ ] tell me later tell me. later so [ __ ] funny hang on they [ __ ]. themselves when I told them they they. literally cracked up laughing they were. on the floor laughing they were and then. they were like we didn't sleep for two. [ __ ]. weeks cuz wondering whether they should. go for it oh there's no way they're. going for it no [ __ ] no. that's hilarious it's not my favorite. things I've had a lot of great [ __ ]. corporate deals like [ __ ] it's. incredible with Chevy and. Harley-Davidson and Jim Beam so many.
other ones. but and they've all been pretty good for. the most part but you know like dealing. with Chevy like the people I dealt with. were great but trying to get stuff done. in those situations like even when I was. talking to him at the design center. about the shape of the Suburban in the. back I'm like you get [ __ ] groceries. like they slide out it's just a bad. design or a lot of people use these cars. as chauffeur cars or an Escalade why. can't the seats move back so if you. don't have any luggage you get more leg. room for those being transported around.
we're in the design center and they're. like to change the mirrors on that car. will take three years which is why I. [ __ ] love Elon Musk a [ __ ]. not only for everything he stands for. and the [ __ ] he says and I know he's. probably not a trump fan and I'm [ __ ]. love Trump like in case we're not clear. here today Joe I [ __ ] love Trump but. I already got that part elon's [ __ ]. awesome man I wonder who Elon is. supporting what did he [ __ ] tweet. last week it was something so oh he. tweeted do you see the Disney tweet no.
pull that up Elon Musk uh oh this is. [ __ ] great he took the Disney logo. flipped Mickey Mouse upside down so it. looks like two balls in a dick and he. wrote D's Nuts in the Disney. letter no [ __ ]. winner really that's wild what do you. think that's cybertruck I love it see I. kind of like it too and I'm not electric. dude I was I was GNA tweet this out to. Elon like I don't know we have mutual. friends but I was going to say like hey. I'll make you a deal send me a [ __ ].
cyber truck I'll [ __ ] drive it for a. few weeks and I'll give my honest. [ __ ] opinion on it like no [ __ ]. money no nothing if I like it you just. let me buy it I don't even want it for. [ __ ] free I go but you're going to. take the chance it's a 5050 you're that. [ __ ] confident it like people know me. that I don't [ __ ] bu [ __ ] and I. don't need a free [ __ ] truck probably. give it to me if I do that but I don't. [ __ ] need it so I'm happy to be like. send me a [ __ ] truck so I basically. jump the line right you know that that. should be you do a review I'll drive the.
fuckid rock review [ __ ] yeah I like it. you'll love it if you D guess we're. calling them out now right have yeah we. are have you driven these nuts that is. hilarious I right right there I want to. hang out with that dude he's Maniac he's. a [ __ ] Maniac [ __ ] great. H have you driven electric car before I. drove a rivon for the first time oh. those but I only drove it like down the. street buddy mine showed up with one and. a a friend of a friend drove it down the.
street it was the SUV and then like. drove it on my driveing ma [ __ ] it was. [ __ ] wild it was good and I've been. interested in those two cuz those are. that's a Detroit company yeah the uh. rivan are supposed to be great um The. Plaid I have the the Plaid uh the S. plaid what's that it's the uh four-door. car that goes 0 to 60 and 1.9 seconds do. they make it in the men's color Yes. white or black I think you can get red. too but the [ __ ] thing is it's.
something from the future you can't you. can't imagine a car that's that fast and. and completely silent that blew my mind. to but you're you're like me you're not. driving up to [ __ ] Alabama in your. car if you have to drive long distances. in those things it's paining the dick. cuz you got to pull over and stop and. wait for for 20 minutes and charge it up. the only place I drive myself these days. is to the airport or to the dentist. that's it well if you just want to drive. around town electric cars are the [ __ ].
and that thing I think it does 0 to 60. under 3 seconds and it's 7,000 lb in. bulletproof and a stainless steel I can. stainless steel I could wrap that. [ __ ] in gold wrap that. [ __ ] in gold or camo it looks. like something from the future it looks. like some Blade Runner [ __ ] like stand. into modern been in front of it in real. life oh it's so sick saw those things. about it getting [ __ ] up in snow and. [ __ ] have you seen that sh bad tires. that's all that is have you ever driven. an AMG G Wagon in snow they're [ __ ].
terrible because they have street tires. they have wide street tires on that make. it handle one foreign car what do you. got rollsroyce well we both had uh. Velociraptors right that's right got my. that's my daily driver still yeah I. drive as TRX I know I've been back in. and's The Man He's I want I want to. preface because people think I'm up. [ __ ] like like I'm really into. rolls-royces I bought this car cuz I've. had this Waffle House license plate like.
you know holder forever and I got this. car guy he's like I got a 100th. anniversary rolls with gold fake and I'm. like we're GNA get that [ __ ] and put. that Waffle House plate on it and then I. and then I got let's go Brandon badges. on the side of it oh that's hilarious. and we have more fun in that [ __ ]. thing going to wall Waffle House or like. whatever [ __ ] we're doing that's. hilarious that's the only Rolls-Royce in. the country with a Waffle House license. played on it let's go Brandon there it. is how you find that [ __ ] is all this.
[ __ ] on the. internet you didn't know was that was on. the. news I'm sure it was of course it's on. the news [ __ ] I stop nerding out. everything I'm glad you glad you don't. pay attention to all the [ __ ] that. people write about you you'd go crazy. right oh you know the only time I read. comments is when it's like a news. article and I'll. go I'll see like some [ __ ] up article. and I'll I'll. think like family feuded I'll think like. this is what everyone's saying down.
below and I'll scroll through them and. I'm usually pretty [ __ ] close like I. can read something up there probably. starts scroll I could tell you what. they're saying some [ __ ] up article. like the the majority like I I [ __ ]. Pat myself in the back I'm being pretty. in tune with common folk even though I. couldn't tell you what a gallon of milk. costs but just my friends place I have. houses where I spend my time what I do. like I'm kind of people think I'm some. [ __ ] nutball right-wing [ __ ]. weirdo I'm pretty [ __ ] level-headed. overall and I know you know this more.
more than most people but you know when. people get real suspicious when things. get real weird is when you got people. that put up things and you can't. comment that's weird well I did one Bill. Gates puts up a lot of stuff on. Instagram and you can't comment well my. my father passed away last week God. bless him. and so I put up a nice post and then. Trump actually posted about him which. was [ __ ] mind-blowing and unbeliev. but what a great friend right there if I. could speak to him about a human being. and I could tell you what a great father.
grandfather is all day long. but it was actually my fiance suggestion. I see fiance too we've been together 17. years. so was start suggesting like hey if. you're going to do this nice post for. your dad turn off the comments make it. about him not about you and you know. everyone saying I feel bad for you and. this that and the other and I thought. that was the right thing to do that's. the only time I've turned the comments. off yeah that's not a I thought that. made sense yeah I thought she was hit. that one you know yeah that's not that's. not a bad piece of advice especially in.
that particular post makes a lot of. sense but that's one of the the the. things that people are having to. navigate through now someone post. something people get to comment on it. everybody gets to comment on it it's. interesting see I get all that from from. my fiance Audrey. my life's turned into a [ __ ] meme as. yours like me and my friends we don't. [ __ ] talk they just send me [ __ ] up. memes and I send them back like [ __ ]. up [ __ ] in the internet yeah and it's.
some half the time it's some comment. that some weisenheimer made that's. [ __ ] hysterical it just [ __ ] makes. your day but I'm not going to spend my. time sifting through them no well. there's so many out there and so many. people find them so many people. aggregate them there's like thousands of. meme pages I follow a [ __ ] ton of them I. find they say funny [ __ ] I follow him it. is one of the things that's really. interesting politically today is that uh. the left are terrible at meing they're. [ __ ] terrible at it who would have.
ever thought that the funniest [ __ ]. would be essentially rightwing like the. the the it's not that they're really. right conservatives have changed. immensely from when I right I'm the. [ __ ] Rebel yeah everybody in [ __ ]. H with my business is [ __ ] you know. they're the conform F right I'm the one. like [ __ ] that yeahum that's that's the. punk rockers and the rebels are. Republican now you know who said that. Johnny Rotten Johnny Rotten from the.
[ __ ] sex pistol had a very famous. quote about that well he's [ __ ] see. if can find he's rightwing he's a trump. dude wild well it's like even Mike Tyson. said this he goes when I was younger I. was very very liberal but as as I get. older I just have more common sense and. I see how my kids are going into this. world I'm like whoa whoa whoa goes I. become more conservative that seems to. be pretty common it's the oldest. expression ever show me a young man. who's not liberal I'll show you a man. with no heart show me an old man who's.
not conservative I'll show you an old. man with no brain very true but that and. it used to be more so back in the day. like big conservative was you're a. [ __ ] dork when when you're a kid yeah. that's changed I mean you got [ __ ]. like me on here [ __ ] this [ __ ] that you. know blah blah blah we also realize like. there's a certain aspects that being. conservative otes that are very. beneficial one of them accountability. and discipline those things alone those. things alone like you're you thought of. as a conservative and I'm not. conservative but you're thought of as a.
conservative you exercise which is just. hilarious if you're telling me that. you're not on my side because I'm fit. and because I I work out all the time. then good I want to know that I want to. know that you don't like strong people I. want to know that you don't like people. with willpower I want to know that you. don't like people who discipline who get. things done because you're not on my. side then because I know the way to. navigate this life in a positive happy. way and it's not by being lazy and it's.
not by not promoting beneficial things. to your health that are difficult to do. like getting in shape if you're not. you're not actively if you're not saying. that it's good to be fit and strong and. be able to protect yourself if you're. not saying that and I would like to. double down on that for people who like. what I do and there's plenty of them you. know that they know I love them and they. love me like you know I've done it the. last several years really got my [ __ ]. together I'd say since I'm 40 I'm in the. best shape and feel the best that I've.
ever felt since then that's awesome it's. it's pretty wild since then but I would. like to put it out I've always wanted to. figure out a way and this might be the. right platform because I know you're. into that lifestyle is to employ them. like hey man listen to [ __ ] what Dana. White says listen to what Joe Rogan says. you know listen if if you want advice. from me I'll give it to you like there's. ways to do this now and the information. is all there at the fingertips to like. start taking small steps whether it's. the intermittent fasting or whether it's. cutting out processed foods whether it's.
you know just everything in moderation. including moderation you know there's so. many little things of getting in the gym. self- discipline like that it's it's you. know a lot of my fans are in and around. my age it's [ __ ] time it's time to. start doing that it is it's never too. late and you will improve just do it. carefully and slowly in the beginning. that's the most important thing don't. don't become a hero first day in the gym. and hurt yourself most of the time I'm. doing this [ __ ] I come off like all I do. is [ __ ] drink and smoke and say oh. [ __ ] that that's that's not how you get. to where I'm at no there's a whole lot.
more discipline involved work-wise. healthwise familywise friends fanwise. 100% everything 100% I'm glad you said. that most positive [ __ ] I've said in. [ __ ] 20 years I'm bringing it out of. you Kid Rock Let's go it's important to. talk about because it's important for. people to hear that you know it doesn't. mean you're not a good person doesn't me. not a kind person just like I like being. strong and if you want to tell me. there's something wrong with being. strong then you're weak there's no. there's no way no way you're making any.
sense it's not important to be fit and. healthy shut the [ __ ] up it's not. important not how to protect yourself. that's so dumb it doesn't mean that you. hurt people it doesn't mean you want to. hurt people I don't want to hurt anybody. but if I'm in a situation I would rather. be the person who gets to decide who. goes to the hospital I don't want to be. at the mercy of some crazy person it's. peace of mind. too way overdone electronic locks here. in my bedroom and this you know gone. here safe room all this [ __ ] and it's.
not like I necessarily need it because. you've been to my place to get to my. place you if you come up there you're. [ __ ] already a strike too right it's. sleep easier sleep easier also the world. you got to know what's real in the world. the idea that there's no threats out. there is so stupid no it doesn't mean. you're looking for one all day long and. seeing ones that aren't there but. recognize the reality of the world that. we live in the threats are real that's. [ __ ] up we went to the movies probably. five years ago me and me and Audrey.
we're just afternoon like four o'cl. let's go see this some movie we wanted. to see sitting there [ __ ] one time I. don't bring my gun right just grab a. seat there's 10 people in there you know. theater's empty this [ __ ] kid walks. in some [ __ ] white kid his [ __ ]. backpack and his [ __ ] hoodie up he. goes and sits all the way in the back. and I'm sitting with her I'm like I. don't have my. gun and we both agreed let's go we. [ __ ] left wow [ __ ] up to have to. even think that way but that's where my.
mind was and I dare there's no metal. detectors at the [ __ ] movie theater. all right this [ __ ] $20 we spent on. moving popcorn I'm like I just for peace. of mind I'm like let's leave right. probably was a nice kid I don't know if. you don't think people judge you on your. [ __ ] appearance you're [ __ ] crazy. yeah especially if you have a hood over. your had in a backpack well anything I. would look like a [ __ ] nut when I was. young I had [ __ ] flat top up to here. and pants sagging [ __ ] smoking. doobies [ __ ] like I got judged by it.
rightfully [ __ ] so there's until you. get to know somebody what else do you. have and to judge them on how they. appear but also that's a new factor in. the world the mass shooter it's a new. factor and here's the thing that it's. always [ __ ] white people too black. people kill each other and white people. like [ __ ] shoot up [ __ ] schools. and [ __ ] [ __ ] and this and the. other yeah mostly is white people. stereotypes are [ __ ] crazy it is. mostly white people and lately mostly. lbgt. people it's not even gay people it's the.
[ __ ] weirdos are like yeah and how. many people do you think are doing that. like I wanted to rebel against my dad. got AR rest his soul when I was [ __ ]. young you know what I mean even though I. was totally like into hip hop and. everything I still knew that it got his. [ __ ] goat you know and we had our. [ __ ] differences when I was young. very understanding now that I'm a. grandfather. myself but how many of these kids like. you know got that. Dad they think he's a racist this that. and the other maybe is on some level.
it's certain things because he tells. inappropriate jokes or whatever this. that and the other you know people are. from different times blah blah blah that. I know I'm GNA piss my dad off that. [ __ ] I'm gonna wear a dress oh. yeah remember guys when we were young. they get earrings [ __ ] tell straight. dudes you know they just get earring I. remember dudes getting pissed their dads. off my my my brother got my dad ripped. it out of his [ __ ]. [Music]. ear that's no [ __ ] woke him up out of. bed [ __ ] that's hilarious yeah for. sure there's definitely people that.
rebel against their parents there's also. people that always look at the people. that are older and look at how [ __ ] up. the world is and think they've got. better ideas that's how communism starts. starts from the universities that's. where it comes from unbelievable what's. going on those university did you go to. college wild yeah I went to uh UMass. Boston but it I really only went just so. people didn't think I was a loser. where's your [ __ ] axent I got rid of. it as soon as I started hearing my voice. I was like oo Terri Boston accent that's. one of the reasons I love Bill Burr he's. funny as [ __ ] but I love that [ __ ].
hey [ __ ]. guy he's the most Boston Boston guy I uh. I was actually born in New Jersey and. then I lived in San Francisco until I. was 11 I lived in Florida from I was 11. to 13 then Boston from 13 to like 20 no. wonder you [ __ ] up San Francisco. Florida and Boston yeah yeah I lived all. over place you don't know if you're a. gay redneck or just a [ __ ] Irish. fight in son of a [ __ ] yeah I lived. everywhere then I lived in New York till.
I was like 27 then lived in. La yeah so I was all over the place so I. never really de I I did have a Boston. accent though I did for a while I. definitely Blended in I love that. [ __ ] accent it's a great accent for. dudes rough on the ladies rough to hear. like a. hardcore Boston. are you going to [ __ ] me or what I'd. take it over a New York accent although. some of my buddies from New York they. got the hardcore Long Island sh they're. funny. too I guess who's saying it you know a.
friend of mine we're kids hooked up with. this girl and did we finish all that. beer no we can get. more a there's not a ton left so our. friend he hooked up maybe call my boys. have them drop you off a we've got some. beers yeah you can have drop off a. pallet but uh anyway he uh he said that. she said like when they started making. out she's like you're going to tell your. friends so that became a thing that we. always repeated you're going to tell.
your. friends who made that neon um I collect. a lot of old roadside relics a company. here in Austin Texas roadside relics. I've bought [ __ ] from them so what they. did right there cuz you can't get. porcelain anymore it's very tough to get. but what they did right there you can't. get porcelain anymore it's very tough so. what they did right there because a. collector of these is they painted. behind the neon see how makes that Joe. Rogan pop a lot of people can't see the. top thing either that's cool but what.
I'm saying is they did a [ __ ] great. job on that well they do all their stuff. like like it's old right but that's. that's half the thing of old is painting. behind the neon a lot of these new ones. don't do that a lot of The Honky Tonks. you see on that in Nashville down there. they don't have that oh this is a gift. from my friend Brigham and so when he. gave it to me when I when I got it I was. like oh that should be like right behind. me look at that great that's perfect. trust me I could that [ __ ] you have no. idea what that [ __ ] is worth go online. and start looking up [ __ ] real.
[ __ ] porcelain old school Neons and. go to auction houses I go to all these. auction houses and buy them and [ __ ] oh. yeah un [ __ ] real well this is you. know this guy does a wild he does a. bunch of wild [ __ ] online he does. amazing stuff I know their stuff cool. artist I know their stuff it's an. interesting art form right like old Neon. signs they there's a soul to those that. they're they're exciting there's a great. place in Nashville I get sometimes I'll. find old ones and they're so. ridiculously priced I have one in my.
house this redneck Paradise it was it. was a thing up in the I can't remember. what Upstate New York some vacation spot. and I wanted to buy it it was [ __ ]. ridiculous it must have been like. [ __ ] 35 $440,000 or something around. that size different dimensions wow so I. go to Bobby jlin do sign company I'm. like hey can you replicate this with. what I want to say yep six grand you. saved yourself some money there's a. thing about having the old ones though. right yeah I got some cool ones if you.
have something that's really old I have. Willie Nelson's Nashville night life was. on his thing it's probably 26 feet long. and probably five to six feet high like. what does it made out of steel cuz it. was Outdoors oh but painted on the whole. whole thing. [ __ ]. wow I got some cool ones the Old Dixie. gas ones that you know you're not. supposed to have because I have. Confederate flag on them you know from. the old gas company back in the day oh.
wow. um there's some eer racist [ __ ] out. there yeah I I Antique and Flea Market a. lot especially I I rarely stay the night. in the city unless I get West CO no. racist oh racist like not Neons but just. [ __ ] out there like I'll collect some of. this stuff just cuz it's they're never. making it again whether it's Native. American black [ __ ] like I have these. [ __ ] signs that I found in Reno. Nevada at some uh uh antique. shop and they are solid steel the real.
deal it's like it's like. uh they'll say like swimming whites only. whoa and these were actual signs that. were up somewhere and I don't know what. to do with them cuz I want to put them. up put them up somewhere and I ask my. black friends are like dude don't put. that up I'm like but it's a reminder of. how [ __ ] up [ __ ] was don't want that. reminder you should put it in a drawer. somewhere yeah you can show people like. look I'm going to show you something. this is how [ __ ] up things used to be. and then you like preface it every time. you introduce it to him so you don't. think it has like a little bit of a.
reminder of how [ __ ] up things were it. does if you have it in a drawer yeah so. if you have it in a drawer you say you. want to see how [ __ ] up things used to. be you you know they used to have those. signs you don't think I should put it. right next to my swimming pool up there. I would advise no but I think having it. is not a bad thing you should have it in. a drawer so if you have it in a drawer. every time you show someone you get to. represent what it is instead of it just. being a signed they're like Kid Rock is. a sign my black friends are all [ __ ]. cool like we [ __ ] with each other on.
that level all the time I'm sure they. are it's not them that I would ever. worry about no I'm not putting it up for. other people I'm putting up for my. family my [ __ ] your your [ __ ]. Rolls-Royce they're the I'm putting out. my Rolls-Royce but they have it great. idea photos where'd you get that idea. Joe Rogan. white toally in my rollsroyce oh my God. but oh [ __ ] it's but having it as a a. relic of you know the Jim Crow days is. is you know I want to show my son I want.
to show my granddaughter show anybody. it's historic there's I mean it's creepy. but it's like at the old uh Studio we. used to have where is that [ __ ]. helmet that Nazi. helmet we had a Nazi helmet that uh had. a uh a sword like a bayonet for you only. use you only use it on Halloween and. stuff no it had a um a light it was a. light it was made by this same guy Shane. Against the Machine this guy who made. this chimpanzee skull he he made this uh.
like a a lamp that was a Nazi helmet. with a a bayonet through it where the. [ __ ] is that Jamie in a box I don't know. we got to find it a picture it needs to. be brought back that's our that's our. thing how dope is. that I love it that's dope right just. cuz it's it's a real bayonet so no it's. artwork it's Prov provocative it's. [ __ ] up it looks cool as [ __ ] and it's. a lamp and the one I have has a bunch of. holes in it like that. one it's pretty dope this might even be. redone I think that part's new oh he he.
he ramped it up let's get a new one from. him we'll reach out yeah I'm into that. [ __ ] dude I love it but it's like like. that is not because it's obvious you. know you get it obviously I get it but I. mean there's apparently there's an area. in Europe where so many people died I'm. not exactly sure what country is I know. France has this enormous area that's the. size of Paris but France has enormous. area the size of Paris that no one can. go into do you know that they have so.
many unexploded or ordinance and so much. chemical bombs and all the [ __ ] that. they [ __ ] dropped on them find that. one spot what is it called there's an. area that's literally the size of Paris. that you can't go into. and it's all from the war so apparently. they found so many. helmets that you you could go there and. like find them in the ground in C in.
these places during World War II so. they're not uncommon they take them and. they could turn them into artw work. right I wonder why they haven't like. debom it demed it like all that stuff I. know right like go in there and gather. up all the all the swords and [ __ ] like. look how many people died there they. just left them there I would like to do. that trip to Normandy like yeah I got. some friends in Paris like I'm I'm not. never like it's getting bad like you. know years ago I was like I never wanted. to be one of those people big around the. world it's not that I don't appreciate.
the fans it's like I don't give a [ __ ]. about being big in Croatia or [ __ ]. wherever you know right you want to be. able to go hang out played Europe and. all and I was raising a kid too as a. single father so I split my time you. know what I mean it was always home like. you know Thursday maybe to Sunday it was. always home but it's getting so bad was. like years ago I was like I [ __ ] love. Canada love the [ __ ] people there but. I'm like. eh I'm not going to go I'm like I'm not. going to Europe I said that years ago. I'm like I'm [ __ ] done we we have.
talked about doing a festival in um in. Budapest like for all the European fans. some [ __ ] gets kicked around but I'm. like nah really I love the fans I don't. [ __ ] I don't care I'm like I'm not going. to [ __ ] Canada love [ __ ] Canada. but I'm not going and now I'm to the. point I'm like is there really a reason. to go west of the. Mississippi. like [ __ ] huge in Kentucky. man like. big well you don't have to you do.
whatever the [ __ ] you want your kid rock. you can make those people come to you I. try not to let that get to my head. actually you don't have to but you just. decide I don't like going there like I. don't hate anybody in Canada I just. don't go there. anymore dude I went there with I went. there with Wayne Gretzky and got. detained. I believe you why'd you get detained. just for it's like you know you had to. do that Rehabilitation thing because you. got caught with weed when you're like 18. or whatever everyone my band did this is. one of the reasons we stopped going. there they kept [ __ ] me every time I. go flying private with [ __ ] the king.
of Canada [ __ ] detained me for 45. [ __ ] minutes I'm like [ __ ] this place. man and I know it's not the people's. fault I look at Trudeau he's a [ __ ]. classic piece of [ __ ] he's a pie of [ __ ]. when did this happen how long ago this. was with chio's um Hall of Fame. induction. so whatever year that was how many years. ago seven eight I'm terrible at the year. game yeah they're rough on letting. people in so listen to this in the Years. take a nod from them yeah they've got.
well they're not they they don't want. people integrating into their culture. though they're happy for people to be. their whole culture is integrated. Vancouver it is it is but what I'm. saying is like they're having a problem. with like uh Muslim people wanted to. impart Sharia law in certain schools and. don't tell me about it I was born in. Dearborn Michigan which is crazy right. [ __ ] one of the things that was. hilarious is they uh they elected this.
woman to be a Muslim who's a mayor of. the city and Michigan and the everyone's. like yay so inclusive first thing she. did is Ban the pride. flag exactly they're throwing mother. they're throwing gay people off. buildings people are like free gay. people are like free Palestine have you. ever seen that Meme like uh gays for. Palestine then Palestine for gays throw. people off buildings Jamie can you pull. that up so I could read it I just up. yeah about the size of Paris so uh in.
the Years following the Great War today. around 100 km Square yeah roughly the. size of Paris is still strictly. prohibited by law from public entry and. agriculture use because of an impossible. amount of human remains and unexploded. chemical Munitions yet to be recovered. from the battlefields of both Wars so. there's an impossible amount of human. remains out there dude wait I'm looking. at the top and the website says Messy.
Nessy chick.com. it's a solid website it's totally. trustworthy and reliable Messy Nessy. chick.com says well this is a lady that. just whatever maybe it's a dude I don't. know who wrote it but whoever this. person they're just reporting on. something that is. true this is Uhn they pulled so much. [ __ ] out of that area I kind of want to. go there get like a metal detector I bet. you'd find some [ __ ] 100% we do some.
metal detecting but just imagine that. expression an impossible amount of human. remains 460 square miles yeah Paris that. [ __ ] that's no what is the total. amount of square miles you say jimy it. said it originally covered that much. space and then it now was down to the. size of Paris there's. a [ __ ] way Paris so they slowly. encroached in on the toxic area 1,200. square kilometers 460 square miles now.
down to the size of Paris wow orig big. 460 Square [ __ ] miles is that's a lot. it's [ __ ] huge that's a giant piece. of land it's a state yeah bigger than. some states so there's a state you can't. go. into I want to go it's probably super. scary I mean there's places in Vietnam. where people would walk through the. jungle and then boom no leg cuz you just. stepped on a landmine that had been left. there for 50 years my uncle was in. Vietnam not.
good not good that's one of the. sketchiest wars you want to be a. conspiracy theorist look into Vietnam. the Vietnam war is one of the most. perplexing of all wars because today no. one thinks we should have gone and yet. they do the exact same thing today that. they did back then the way they just. decide that people from this country. need to be flying overseas to go shoot. at people they don't know and it's all.
based on a lie and no one ever goes to. jail for that. lie that's insane and everything evolves. man everything evolves you know like. computers back then were terrible now. they're really good you know if they. were really terrible at the way they. were corruptly running the world back. then and made it real obvious they're. better at at it. now yeah he just what's the end. game I don't know man like I'm fine I. could ride it out bless I'm like all. about my grand grandchildren like [ __ ] I.
know I go back and forth from being. optimistic to really. pessimistic I go back and forth like. I'll start thinking you know what I'm. pretty sure we're going to pull ahead. and figure this out and then I go yeah. stupid that's cuz you live in Texas and. you don't live in Gaza if you lived in. Gaza you would be convinced that it's. the end of the world right because it is. the end of the world in one place in. that spot it's the end of the world but. where you are it's not and you got to. look at it that way and when I look at. it that way I'm like the only Wars we. won were the [ __ ] ones we were the.
most brutal [ __ ] on the planet. which I don't disagree with what Israel. is doing it's like they should just go. in there and be like you know what we. want our hostages. back if we don't have them back clock. starts now in [ __ ] 24 hours we're. going to start bombing [ __ ] and. killing [ __ ] civilians 30 40,000 a. [ __ ] time so you civilians better. [ __ ] pack up and [ __ ] get these. [ __ ] [ __ ] and you you go. against Hamas you [ __ ] go against. them we're not playing [ __ ] games.
with you that's the only thing people. understand this what happened to. Nagasaki and. Hiroshima boom swiped out they're like. oh yes we don't have supreme leader. anymore we did not know you had such big. bombs yeah but everybody has big bombs. now the problem is you use a big bomb. you said a precedent that they can use a. big bomb they don't have one well they. don't but they're allies Doo then we the. [ __ ] out of them someone's going to. learn yeah you got to get your ass beat. hard enough you can't just nuclear bomb.
people I didn't say nuclear bomb you. back no I didn't say say Hiroshima. Nagasaki I thought you meant it like. that no no I was saying just the the. brute force of strength used in those. yeah but even even a conventional. bombing campaign if you want to do that. somewhere they can do that to your place. and this is what we have to [ __ ] around. and find out yeah until someone launches. nukes and then we have a and we our. civilization is over the world as you.
know it ceases to exist there is no more. electricity whatever tools you have or. things you find and a small percentage. of us are going to make it to breed and. then make new kids like go out into the. world I like you said there's very few. people that are going to live man well. like me and you could probably out maybe. yeah yeah I have chickens too I have elk. in the freezer too but that going to St. you can gut an elk I can G an elk but. that freezer is not going to stay on so.
I'm going to lose most of my meat you. unless I turn into jerky you're going to. have to do something to figure out how. to [ __ ] get by because the world is. going to be different you know you're. not going to have any electricity. forever for the rest of your life there. will be no electricity just throwing. paint at the ball wall but what if we. empower the people of Palestine who are. could be good people I don't know last I. checked most of these [ __ ] hate. us but I'm not saying all the people do. there's probably a lot that don't just. like in Iran the population is you know.
because of the Iraq War there there's so. many under 50 there that's like the. majority the thing is these guys don't. have access to other information outside. of where they live and then on top of. that the starlink we'll send them some. [ __ ] guns [ __ ] let's go the problem. is most of them would be so opposed to. Israel that they would want to use those. guns to go attack Israel well then we'. now we have now we have due reason to. [ __ ] them all up yeah but if you think. about you're a kid and you don't know.
why there's a conflict between Palestine. and Israel and you're living in. Palestine and then they start bombing. and then they kill your mom yeah but you. didn't do but right but you didn't do. anything it sounds like Bud Light and. then you get guns you're going to go. want to attack people you're going to. want to avenge them you're going to want. to join whatever Group whatever World. War II. end well why did World War II start. jackmate you got a dude who's [ __ ]. methed. up you got a Adolf Hitler methed up.
charismatic dude that wants to take over. the world that's how it started you know. how did it end nuclear bombs but it also. ended through attrition you know at the. end of it like the the devastation on. both sides was so horrible terrible but. where was the end what Wasim nakasaki no. but what was the. alternative well that's that case you. know the thing about whenever you're. bombing cities like you're what if that. was your house what if that was your.
house let's call your house Israel and. your neighbors are Palestine okay those. [ __ ] are you got a family of. four they come over and [ __ ] take out. two of them in the [ __ ] worst. way are you really going to like worry. about like what type of force you're. using at your neighbors no you defin. well the wife didn't have anything to do. with it we got to make sure she's okay. and get some Aid this and was like no. I'm sorry man this is [ __ ] War it's. terrible it's the worst thing on earth. I'm a peaceful man right but you're not. supposed to pick civilian targets that's.
actually a war you can't fight War like. that hiding in civilian targets they are. so that's where like the M hospit they. got trenches [ __ ] underneath they got. operation centers they killed those and. all we can do is go by the reporting. like you know I get it but at some point. you got to believe something right no I. definitely do they definitely seem to be. doing that but also if you're a person. who's born in Palestine you're [ __ ]. you're under their control it's not your. fault by birth you're [ __ ] yeah but.
that those aren't our enemy and the the. thing is like what you were saying get. them get them cell phones get them the. internet get them armed if you get them. armed they're not going to really know. how to use it they're going to also. unless they're joining those military. groups and then they're also going to be. indoctrinated at a young age by those. groups I would imagine especially now. with all the bombing that's been. happening just came full circle to my. point I'm not opposed to there's no. alternative I'm not saying that I'm. opposed to what you're saying what I'm.
saying is that you know what you're. saying is like could be taken as like a. callous thing to like that it's just. going to have to be how it is that we. have to kill women and children I I wish. there was an. alternative well and I don't know. everything on this by the way I don't. know everything on this either but I but. I sitting up in in in you know Congress. going like hey we better listen real. close to Kid Rock he's got this figured. out I'm just not willing to accept that. the only way human beings can resolve. things in 2024 is to bomb each other out.
of existence oh I wish I [ __ ] believe me. it's just the whole thing is so [ __ ]. the whole the whole Israel thing is so. [ __ ] if everybody in the world was. willing to give up their [ __ ] guns. and. weapons okay never going to [ __ ]. happen well no one [ __ ] why we would. agree to that just because you're always. going to need you're going to assume. you're going to need to hunt things. there you're saying that like you're. going to let the animals just go wild.
and bears and and deer overpopulate. everywhere you're never going to kill. any of them anymore see did you see that. one [ __ ] grab [ __ ] by the antlers. [ __ ] dude yeah if you live near moose. you better have a gun [ __ ] oh my God. they're [ __ ] mean they will stomp you. to death wow we got one my hun in. Montana comes right up to the to the. lodge pretty cool but you don't want to. go outside where they're outside they'll. stomp you to death seen the videos oh my. God I watch don't throw snowballs at the.
Moose I watched his snowboarder the. other day just get stomped and it broke. his leg did you see the one where the. chasing him down the hill is that the. one um no the guy was like he just. walked up to it and it just started. stomping him it stomped him down and he. couldn't get back up he is getting. rocked and it's no one wanted to jump in. and help him they're afraid you know. he's getting stomped to death by his. [ __ ]. moose they're the most aggressive of all. the deer species they'll actually go. after. you if they think you're threatening.
they don't want to but if they think. you're encroaching in on their territory. they're like I'm G stomp this dude. out they know how to fight I'm G suck. this dick all. [Laughter]. right but light. these are the special Texas cans son. look at that we got Longhorns we got the. star we got. both all right Shane G is getting you. free Bud Lights I don't think we I think.
we bought them we bought them right yeah. I could have taken him from my. club free [ __ ] kind of sucks free shit's. not as fun when you have money there's. nothing free about it the thing is it. comes with yeah you become friends with. that person or in fluence yeah there's. nothing free about it yeah it could get. weasly I mean unless you're like talking. like free Tesla cyber truck well you're. not even you're you're subjecting him to. a.
review right I mean it's not just free. you're gonna just thinking maybe I could. bully him into a free. one I don't think so especially now that. you said it yeah. damn just [ __ ] the thing's amazing. though I haven't driven it but uh I have. a friend has one he said he he bought it. just cuz he had like one of the earlier. you know like number out of the lot like. number nine or something like that the. only thing I could see bad about driving. around a cyber.
truck telling your parents you're gay I. knew something like that was. coming I was just hoping it was going to. be n [ __ ] I I [ __ ] I hate modern. [ __ ] and I [ __ ] something about that. truck I like it it's a great truck like. they have you driven one yeah no I. haven't driven the Cyber truck I've. driven electric cars I've driven the the. S I've seen the Cyber truck in real life. he brought it here and uh I've seen a. bunch of them on the road I think they. look dope he brought it here yeah he. brought it here he parked it right back. there it's cool we I shot an arrow at it.
[ __ ] he asked me to shoot a gun at it. cuz I didn't want to have a Ricochet in. a [ __ ]. garage CU it will bounce off it's worth. it you to we the [ __ ] if I had ear. plug bus you know if I had the my my ear. gear my eye gear maybe I would have shot. it but the point is it can survive a 45. slug it's legit it's St it's like folded.
steel it's thick as [ __ ] I like it it's. pretty dope I like the idea of it like I. said I'm done and it's an American. car I like a little American that's me. shooting that that's you. yeah I shot at it and it uh Puerto Rico. shirt it's a meme there was a dude there. was a dude who went to a a game who. looked exactly like me I mean he looked. exactly like me and the meme was like. Joe Rogan ain't being. slick that's pretty and I saw that and I.
saw that I was like oh my God that guy. looks exactly like me so I was him for. Halloween so me and Elon did a podcast. together come on bro that looks exactly. like me how much does that guy look like. me look like me if I've been eating. spaghetti tell real [ __ ] hair I don't. know if that's his real hair but that me. tell me that that's that can't look at. his eyebrows that can't be's no they. were all wearing blonde wigs for a. reason I looked it up at one point oh. okay it has to be a wig yeah so I got a.
similar. wig and and this kids is why you just. say no to weed well you know it's a fun. thing to do but the point is uh I didn't. go through the I mean I have an 80 lb. bow you draw 80 yeah what the [ __ ] I. have a 90 too I have a 90 as well you. don't need to draw more than [ __ ] 30. that's not true who told you that. Ted yeah Ted has a very I'm not a bow. hunter my girl is Ted is a legend and I.
agree with him on almost everything. except um how far are you shooting a. [ __ ] white tail at [ __ ] 1 15 if. you're shooting white tails but I'm. shooting elk and uh also I am of the. opinion that 80 lbs to me is not the. same name is 80 lbs to someone who's not. strong true I can't P I can't pull. [ __ ] 80 so when people say like oh. you pull 80 lbs that's stupid I do 80. lbs hundreds of times a day I do it all. the time it's not hard for me to pull 80.
pounds so when someone says you pull 80. pounds like yeah I shot 200 arrows like. what's your point like it if you have a. hard time pulling 80 pounds why are we. pretending that we have the same body. why are we pretending we have the same. physical strength this is dumb so like. if someone saying like 70 lbs is all you. need for okay but what why not go to 50. why not go to 30 why not go to 20 that's. dumb because at a certain point in time. you're going to lose speed and you're. not going to be able to penetrate. correctly you're going to have less.
kinetic force on your arrow kind of goes. with golf like the harder you swing the. farther the ball goes but you don't have. to swing hard you need to hit it. straight make good contact right but. there's also a lot of people that. believe that holding weight makes you. more accurate and a heavier holding. weight when you're locked in you're more. accurate I know guys who feel more. accurate with an 80 lb bow than they do. with a 50 lb bow or a 40 lb bow but it's. all subjective right that's all. dependent upon your Technique and how. much you train in archery but I just I I.
train with wind. mag yeah look okay good example you. don't shoot a 22 you shoot a 300 wind. mag why because you can well I'm not. doing head. shot that's true 17 Cal head shot you're. not doing head shot with a bow and arrow. either when you're shooting something. with a uh you should have it as Mo as. lethal as possible and so for me I like. a heavy Arrow moving fast and really.
accurate and the best way to do that is. to have heavier draw. weight I'm not I'm not bow I like shoot. my bow at Targets and drink beer yeah. that just pisses me off when I'm out. there and [ __ ] something's out of. range and I see it and I've been sitting. out there I'm like [ __ ] that [ __ ] what. about the adrenaline rush I'm like get. that every night on stage I'm like I. [ __ ] kill some [ __ ] and eat it well. then you can just get it sit over a. feeder there's a lot of people that hunt. in Texas like that they just put a stand. over a feeder yeah I I don't like the. white tail hunt anymore no nah I don't.
need to be alone in the woods with my. [ __ ] thoughts for that [ __ ] long. I'm [ __ ] bored I try to take some. snacks take a [ __ ] nap I want to run. to mountains and Chase elk or Birds. action buddies there I don't like to be. alone yeah that's a definitely I've done. it before I did it with my friend John. Dudley I did uh some uh tree stand white. tail hunting it's it's a different. mental game like it's very hard to do. and I I think people don't understand. the game [ __ ] sit here and wait yeah.
sit there and keep your [ __ ] together. while you don't move because maybe if. you do at one point in time a giant. Buck's going to stroll through the the. trail I hate that so I get it I get it. rather ride horseback get off if someone. put some birds out we got some pointers. got beer in my [ __ ] case. uh it's not for me a lot of work Chase. elk up and that you know that's a lot of. [ __ ] work yeah that's a lot of work. and it's getting to the elk you know. once once you spot them and there's a. lot of them and you're picking out the. big daddies and then you got to [ __ ].
figure out how to get to them yeah that. could take [ __ ] a couple days and. [ __ ] a lot of miles of [ __ ] hiking. it's difficult everywhere you go the. hunt it's difficult if you're hunting. elk like if they're wild Freer ranging. elk it's really hard but I enjoy that. the thing about that's hard about white. tail hunting though is the mental game. just keeping your [ __ ] together in stand. all day oh my girl will sit out there. for 7even hours she'll take a couple. snacks and a Tre stand with her [ __ ]. bow I'm like you're [ __ ] nuts people. are dedicated to it it's they're.
dedicated to it like cuz they're they're. also like learning from each other on. how to set up trail cameras and how to. scrapes putting scent on trees and [ __ ]. I'm fascinated by I don't do it cuz it's. just yeah they make the grunt noises. they rattle I I hunted some white tailes. down in uh South Texas last year but we. did it um well Sav too you're on a buggy. they put that feeder out go no we didn't. do it that way we rattled them in um. they're real responsive to rattling in.
during the rut dude it's crazy you. rattle you clack some antlers together. and within 15 seconds bucks were running. straight towards you run south Texas is. unbelievable crazy down there yeah crazy. down there you could have anything you. could have zebras and [ __ ] the only. state cuz I looked into it cuz I was. like I should high fence our place in. Nashville like even just get some cool. [ __ ] to look at whether it's some Stags. or zebras or [ __ ] you know whatever.
water. buffalo you can't do it oh you cramping. again. bro didn't work did it work didn't work. I think it's just sitting in this. fuckingn chair your lip not your tongue. oh your lip if it's if it's your right. leg pinch the inside your left lip or. something like that I was reading it it. says it's a thing I don't know yeah I. had heard it was grab your tongue it. said the lip pinch my leg down here and. [ __ ] almost grab my [ __ ] whoa easy.
what were we talking about so you. couldn't high fence your spot well no. you can't in Texas you can have any. animal you want and like Tennessee and I. think Alabama too can only be native to. that to that state that you can have in. there you know what's hilarious about. Texas but that's not true because Luke. Bryan had some Red Stag on a. property maybe was on the sneak too it's. only certain things you can have but you. can't the more Exotics like they're like. no oh that's what it is like zebras and. [ __ ] I like you got to [ __ ] be honest. here cuz [ __ ] homeboy over here like.
tick [ __ ] fact he'll one-handed. Google you it's not like [ __ ]. factchecking after the fact it's. factchecking in real time but wasn't. Tiger King in Oklahoma wasn't that where. that was dude speaking of Oklahoma shout. out to Jesse Jane who passed away. recently the porn. yeah I dated her for a while way back in. the day she passed away she did D over. to sad but she was a beautiful girl nice. girl and I feel like people in my. position wouldn't wouldn't say that you. know what I mean she had a lot of. friends she was awesome I spent.
Christmas out there with her family and. her mother actually took care of baby. tiger she worked at this tiger zoo oh. back this was years ago her family. couldn't have been cooler her mom her. dad her brother her. grandparents her son was young at the. time like she was a really nice girl I. just wanted to say condolences to her. family but she was involved with they. had a baby tiger during Christmas at the. house that she was taken care of it was. the coolest thing you know one of the. craziest ones do you know Melanie. Griffith when she grew up it was Melanie.
Griffith right she grew up with lions I. think that's right in that movie we've. been trying to watch a million times. right right this some crazy movie where. they use real lions and these people. getting CAU up by lions like everybody. on the set got hurt but I think Melanie. Griffin grew up and a house with like. large cats she's in the movie I think. like lions yeah like like lions and it. was like the their house like there's. photos of them with these lions in their. house can't say I don't want a pet lion.
yeah but dude when a monkey when it go. she got attacked by a line during the. movie she eventually recovered without. being disfigured although she did. require some facial. reconstructive facial reconstruction 50. sutures 50 sutures after being attacked. by a lionist what sutures it was feared. that she would lose an eye but she. eventually recovered without being. disfigured although she did require some. facial reconstruction stitches stitches. of sutures sutures uh a lion jumped on.
John Marshall and bit the back of his. head inflicting a wound that required 56. sutures when did people start call them. sutures why did they say stitches they. just being. technical um she see if you can get. photos of Melanie Griffin with the lion. the photos cuz there's a um a website. that like documented it and it's it's. really weird yeah like that's her house. oh I see it up here like that how weird. is that man that's her as a kid that's.
so insane they have lions like you have. a. dog that's so insane these things are so. big and they were playing with them in. the house and hoping that these things. didn't [ __ ] them up look at this this is. so crazy dude oh this is the dumb movie. MH where the things attacking. people look it's so being playful and. they're trying to pretend that they're. being attacked it's so dumb if that.
thing attacked you it would be so quick. and violent if it wanted to looks like a. great movie like you still did. hallucinogenics no it'd probably freak. you out it's supposed to be a terrible. movie but it's just uh imagine growing. up like that yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] insane. talk about Frosted Flakes growing up. with. lions oh they're saying I wonder we're. listening to it in this she is being. attacked oh she really was she I guess. she was saying the safe word and the. director kept filming oh my God so.
they're trying to promote the movie so. they didn't pull the line off is that. what they were supposed to do I guess I. don't know oh Jesus Christ where's your. smoke suckers in here they'll suck it. out no it's going up it's all through. they're behind yeah slick yeah bro like. that this is what happens when you get a. ton of [ __ ] money for talking to. people smoke suckers if you want to do. it this. way some people do it differently I got. the big ones in studio like oh those are.
loud though those will [ __ ] with the. conversation this is perfect it's like. worst thing you can have in the worst. thing you can have in [ __ ] recording. studio oh my God right got to do vocals. like click shut them off. yeah yeah this is quiet I couldn't. afford the good ones. well it's also there's like a lot of. space above the room so you could set up. your. equipment outside so it doesn't make so. much noise Starlight ceiling look at you. yeah bro look at you got flying stars.
too shooting. stars what does Kid Rock think about. aliens you ever worry about what the. [ __ ] going on nah not at all. [Laughter]. no you see all the talk in the news and. all the disclosure hearing. no I mean I don't never click on the. Articles I'm like I give. [ __ ] that's good it was until you have. to know until someone's like dude he's. with me we're coming over right like.
yeah that's a good way to yeah because. you know how many people waste their. time wanting it to be real hoping it's. real I don't know waste of time I don't. even know what to think about. it I don't know if I want it to be real. well you got to. imagine as big as the universe is that. there's something out there and you got. to imagine what if there's something out. there that's just a thousand years more. advanced than us just a thousand a. little blip little tiny amount of time. not that much time at all really about.
us there's something here like that he's. called Elon Musk yeah imagine a whole. planet filled with the successor to. Elon you can you could easily imagine. something would want to visit here and. you could easily imagine that you. imagine if they didn't yeah that's crazy. they're like if they're like [ __ ] Disney. World yeah like I don't go to that. [ __ ] stupid place look what we got. here that'd be like us going to Canada. or. Europe it would be a lot crazier than.
that if they're like yeah I don't want. to go to [ __ ] that planet I think. it'd be like us going to. like some country and studying animals I. don't think it would be I think it' be. like. studying literally like going and. finding cave people that are Stone Age. still now that would studying them see. I'd rather go back in time and talk to. those [ __ ] than talk to the people in. front of us the people in front of us. are probably not going to beore. questions the people in front of us are.
probably going to be integrated with. technology like permanently integrated. they that new guy that uh Elon Musk uh. put the neuralink in his head yeah he. apparently can use a um his cursor he. can actually like search the internet. and saw do a bunch of things just using. his brain now so it's working I just. want to see if like me and George. Washington be boys. like would he be like golfing like me. and Trump like hanging out like I have a. lot of.
questions if you go to one place where. would you go if you had one shot you can. go back in time once and survive and. come back to the future where would you. go uh Jesus. Jesus what if there was nobody. there even better I get them all myself. just me and Jesus no I mean what if. Jesus wasn't there what if you go back. and you're like I just want to go see. Jesus you're like okay he be what time. he'd be there he probably he probably. like a DJ back then [ __ ] cutting his. [ __ ] up. [ __ ] he's there you think there's a.
real Jesus mhm definitely absolutely. th% what makes you. convinced my faith. I mean that's a good. answer I always wonder when people are. telling stories though like how long did. that story take before people wrote it. down how many times did people alter it. just like they do with everything today. I got to imagine that at a certain point.
in time in history they probably didn't. tell the truth about a lot of things and. we take those things tell them through. oral Traditions tell have them written. down a difference between lies and. between the truth getting you know. manipulated and twisted a little bit mhm. the underline usually is still there so. you think the the real truth was that he. actually was the son of God. yes it' be amazing if it was true it is. amazing I believe you I believe that you. believe that would you like to be.
introduced to. Jesus uh listen I think the concept of. Jesus is absolutely amazing and if Jesus. came here and wanted to visit me I would. be psyched would you like to know Jesus. I I can put my pastor on your. show I'm good um she's great Pastor. Paula White Trump's spiritual adviser. too you should have her on the show talk. about Jesus I'm very interested in the. idea of Jesus being a real person but I. look at it the same way I look at. everything else where it's like um what.
the words are let's Circle back you told. me that you believed in. Bigfoot I was joking I was joking it was. joking around uh but I wanted Bigfoot to. be real for sure just like I want Jesus. to be real um well well the thing. Bigfoot used to be real the thing that I. found out when I really got fascinated. by big you know how you know Jesus is. real right in this moment how because. the Forgiveness that I am exercising by. drinking this Bud Light right now oh. that's Jesus that's Jesus Jesus is.
everywhere he's in this room he's in the. world he's in the universe by the aliens. that you want so desperately to be real. or have the concept of them being real. that's. Jesus that is. Jesus as a Christian I have to believe. believe in. forgiveness beautiful cheers well. said um I never thought I'd have to. explain Jesus to drinking a [ __ ] Bud. Light but you're not explaining it.
you're just you're you're saying how you. feel Jesus and God are everywhere. they're everywhere every time you look. at a flower that blooms or you look at. what of your children you're like that's. Jesus that is Jesus that is God. yeah I want to be real clear I'm not. like I just saw shooting star how. [ __ ] cool is that that's God going. bang nailed it sort of that's every 30. seconds happens I haven't seen one all. [ __ ] interview I just happen to be.
speaking passionately Jesus and God that. [ __ ] went whoop but that's how B. confirmation bias happens people that's. what makes people believe certain things. like that Jesus sent that suit that. [ __ ] stars on a maybe you timed it. right that's Jesus it could be. coincidental that's Jesus um I think. he's probably super busy and I would I. would guide him if he can do Miracles. this is not the this is not the spot Sam. Kennison the greatest ever yeah he was. the greatest ever or one of them for. sure when he went off when he went off.
in the Jesus yet oh my God yeah oh not. my left hand oh what's that you've been. gone with your 12 [ __ ] friends won't. get a job this is day three of this [ __ ]. losers every one of them's using you. you don't have sense enough to know it. where have you been well first of all I. was dead he comes back after 3 days Mrs. Jesus St she like I've had enough of. this. [ __ ] comes back looking all partied out.
man yeah that's Sam Kennon was my. favorite [ __ ] comedian you got to. remember Sam Kennon was doing that in '. 86 oh he was doing everything age jokes. on gay people like it's the funniest. [ __ ] on Earth you kids out there [ __ ]. listen have not watched that Sam. kenneson um from Hollywood that's. special his first one um I think it's. called breaking the rules yeah is that. what it's called breaking the rules I. think so it's either breaking the rules. or have you seen me lately have you seen. me lately it's not you seen me lately.
it's got to be breaking the rules I. think have you SE me lately as an album. it is the greatest comedy and that's. going to get some strong [ __ ] and Louder. Than Hell his uh his cassette like no. doubt like if Sam kinson wouldn't have. tragically passed away like we'd be. rolling around together yeah. hey I saw him live a couple of times. when I was a kid oh I'm jealous yeah I. got to see him two different places live. Brodney put him on mhm yeah one of our. favorites too Rodney's one of the. greatest in our Green Room at the club.
we have a handwritten notes from. Rodney's last Tonight Show special so. it's all his bits laid out and his. topics he was going to bring I'm going. to start making trips down here like we. always look for fun trips grab friends. like come in have dinner see comedy come. on down man come on down I'll tell you. night when Shane's going to be up and. Brian Simpson's here and we got a great. crew of people Ron White's here he's. here all the time we got a great last. time I was golfing with him he's like I. quit drinking man I'm like oh you know B. meet him a daily out [ __ ] golf he's.
like but I'm hard and [ __ ]. mushrooms yeah he didn't quit getting. [ __ ] up he just he was drinking too. much he was hurting him well listen. brother I'm glad we sat down and we did. this it was a lot of fun talking to you. you're always thank you for having me. I I would enjoy your your company and. you're just a fun guy to be around manto. man glad we got a chance to do this. congrats again on your success thank you. brother and same to you same to you I. love the fact that you're so completely. independent you know you got your fans. you do your shows you don't need nobody.
you don't need nobody world right here. but you got it nailed you're the king of. that world thank you thank you brother. appreciate you God bless all right bye. everybody later. [Applause]. [Music].
