Joe Rogan Experience #2103 - Sam Morril

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day want we I don't really like Weir do. you like cigars I like alcohol and I. like coffee I know my a big cigar guy do. you want uh alcohol I'll have it maybe. in like second half of the show second. half of the show I like to feel the ca. prepare glasses with ice for the second. half of the show thanks once things.

start getting a little sideways yeah so. what's happening brother how you doing. great great I I've been on the road just. going pretty hard with this hour and uh. I love it I I still romanticize the road. I still love it and I did I did theaters. last year for the first time ever just a. theater run so that now I'm back in. clubs to just tighten it but it's I love. it man yeah uh clubs are the best it's. the best experience the Arenas are. pretty nice they're fun in the round. they're really fun they look fun. theaters are fun but it's slightly.

removed from a club club is better than. a. theater yeah it's pretty cool I mean. theaters I forgot how intimate clubs. were just doing theaters yeah last year. and being like oh [ __ ] I can see when a. dude's frowning you know I can see one. person having a bad time now so that I. forgot about that but uh there was a guy. in Dallas over the weekend who just kept. doing this to me and I'm like what the. [ __ ] and I was like oh your girlfriend's. a fan he's not he doesn't like me his. girl just a drunk oh wow and I peeled.

out of him he was drunk on rum too which. is the fun to me it's like funny that's. funny that's a Jimmy Buffett drunk it's. just not you don't see a lot of white. dudes with goatees who are rum drunk so. I was like all right but entric yeah he. was he was just a he was a bad drunk but. she was cool as hell sometimes guys have. a real hard time with their girlfriend. being a fan of a guy I feel like most of. the people that like me are dudes but uh. when I see women out there I'm like. great yeah I'm Happ when I see a a. tabletop of four I'm like [ __ ] you yes.

yeah when whenever a lady asks me are. you CH Rogan I'm like yeah they're like. I'm a fan of your podcast I'm always. like that's. crazy thank you I mean I'm sure you have. a lot of female it's a big pod it's the. number two female podcast what's number. one uh True Crime that makes sense like. one of them True Crime shows women love. True Crime yeah so this women do listen. to it yeah but it's you know I'm a guy. and I'm probably. annoying I get it annoying I get it like. you're a woman and you don't I mean this.

this is a bro heavy show you know like. when we do protect our Parks or when we. do a fight companion or the fights are. definitely bro for Bros yeah and then. when I have fighters on unless it's. female Fighters I've had a bunch of. female fighters on too you know female. Fighters are probably my best uh example. that I point to when people think that. something horrible about fighting that. it's like brutality and it's wrong and. it's barbaric and I'll Point them to. some female Fighters I'm like just. listen to this woman talk like listen to. Rose nunis talk about fighting and like.

listen to her post-fight speeches when. she's telling everybody that we just. have to be nicer to each other it is. pretty cool to be almost like Buddhist. and a fighter she's an amazing amazing. human very unusual human being you know. Elite world class Fighter world champion. multiple times and like one of the. sweetest nicest people alive she's so. nice to her opponents after fights. that's I don't know a lot about fighting. a lot of it I've learned from hearing.

you talk and stuff but I and you know I. remember watching a fight with like Lis. Gomez and Dave Smith once and they knew. so much about it that that's how you get. me into it like backstory and stuff like. I'm an insane NBA fan I love sports but. uh yeah I mean the the camaraderie in. that stuff to me is like what interests. me also is like you know growing up as. as a 90s basketball fan these guys. [ __ ] hated each other like wanted to. fight like Oakley Rodman they were like. down to fight you and mind games and. [ __ ] and now they all play a ball.

together so they're all buddies and that. so part of it's kind of lost a little. it's weird like the the camaraderie is. beautiful and it's not and now the. trades are so often that like you're gon. to end up on this dude's team at some. point. anyway yeah well I guess it's probably. the best players can figure out how to. always play as a team while playing. their. best you know if your ego allows you to. some people are stubborn like I'm I'm. definitely no basketball expert but I.

when I watch like high performing. Athletics it's in a team sports. environment it's always this dance. between what is the best thing to do to. score versus what do I want to do right. what do I want to do since I have the. ball do I want to try to show off do I. want to try to pull off something wild. or do I pass you know like what do I do. and then people get upset when you don't. make you know the ladder when you don't. pass enough right that's like a big one. yeah if you if you slow down like I mean.

think about it if you want to simplify. to like kids playing in the park if. you're playing your ass off on D and you. have one dude just like ISO dribbling. the whole time on offense you're like. you're you're wasting our energy you're. being a dick I don't like that so yeah I. think there's always going to be guys. like that that just want the ball but. you have to know who you are I mean it's. like anything else like if you know. what's funny about you you'll be a. better comic right if you know what's. what your purpose is as a basketball. player I'm a Defender I'm a three-point. specialist knowing who you are is is all.

of it really you know it's one of the. the classic fumbles of all time is a guy. who talks [ __ ] while playing basketball. and then gets his ass kicked yeah but. it's so satisfying the worst thing ever. when I see people shitalking like Steph. Curry I'm like you know how this ends. it's like shitalking Jack Reacher you're. going to [ __ ] lose so ridiculous why. you doing that people are so delusional. like the difference between a world. class athlete and the average person is. such a gap but then again there's some. people out there that just genetic.

Freaks and you know they they probably. you know are young and super cocky and. they might be elite someday and they. think they are right now right you know. it's just like that's just a part of. like being a male you know involved in. competitive Sports they're all just. going after each other whether it's with. basketball or football or especially. with fighting on the professional level. it can be cool but when you play with. friends in the park and you have that.

one guy with anger problems and you're. like I had a friend who used to yell at. people I'm like dude that guy's homeless. you got to stop yelling at a homeless. guy I had a friend who used to do that. at the comedian softball game he would. they would him and this other dude who's. also my friend they would scream in each. other's faces screaming like two. gorillas just screaming in each other's. faces it was so ridiculous some people. need that to get them like Michael. Jordan would create [ __ ] he would create. reasons to be mad at like there's this. famous story about MJ where he like a.

guy was like he he had a career night. about against Michael Jordan a career. night 39 points or something MJ had an. off night and at the end of the game he. was like good game to Michael Jordan. Jordan was like oh I'm gonna [ __ ]. kill him like he said it like in his. head sarcastically so the next time they. play Jordan annihilates him like. humiliates him and then it later came. out the guy's like I never said that I. didn't say [ __ ] to my but Jordan is so. crazy he needs fuel to just be like you. wronged me in some way and how I'll.

right he probably put it in his head. that the guy did said that totally yeah. but that's like psychotic but that's how. you get to be Michael Jordan when you're. the elite of the elite that's just such. a special mindset to be able to be that. good at anything whether it's Tiger. Woods at golf or Michael Jordan at. basketball or Mike Tyson at fighting to. get that good at. anything man that is so rare you it requ. it requires so much insane focus on one.

goal and you're competing with what. thousands and thousands of other Elite. athletes that also have their eye on. this one goal well Tiger Woods is a. great example of like it's almost like. you know you're a kid and you learned a. you learn a language at like two years. old and you're like well that kid speaks. Spanish now it was easy for him that's. what Tiger's dad did to him with golf. it's like oh you just know that this is. what it takes right with golf and then. of course you need to. [ __ ] th women you have to childhood like.

Tiger Woods exact and I mean Jesus let. him have it yeah the whole thing's. ridiculous but also it's like you see in. that guy the difference between what a. elite athleticism applied to golf can. like he got banged up yeah well you. don't hear about that many golfers that. go through as many surgeries I know he. the one surgery for his leg but bunch of. its back stuff right and you got to. think that [ __ ] that guy puts in that.

club like how many times can you do that. before your back just goes [ __ ] you yeah. you know the way that guy hits a ball. and and he's one of those dudes where. you're like growing up i' be like oh you. could be a fat golfer and then you see. no your body will probably break down. Tiger's [ __ ] ripped yeah he's jacked. show me a video of him hitting uh like a. long drive oh that's I was going to show. you this which is kind of it's almost. more impressive his ability to stop mid. this is is this rear window who's. shooting this right here this is like on.

field stuff jeez but it's really it's I. mean it's why did he stop mid swing cuz. either someone made a noise or something. just distracted them but like you're. already going and you're so torqued up. by the time you're in the back there to. stop. is it takes a lot it's just like a. mental mental fortitude and then also to. be able to stop without [ __ ] up but. it is kind of funny the the abuse other. athletes take compared to golfers like. this was if you're playing football yeah. no I mean verbal from from an audience.

like right I mean if you're if you're. playing I used to do a podcast with. Julian Edelman who's a Super Bowl champ. with the Patriots three times great guy. but he he would tell me uh yeah they. would throw dildos at me on the field in. Buffalo because they hated me now in in. golf they're like quiet quiet like you. can't take any noise yeah there's no. noise it's a different Focus but there. is that one tournament that they do. where it's a giant crowd you seen that. one that problem with that this weekend. they did this week they had a problem. yeah what happened they l in too many.

people and they stopped selling alcohol. at like 1 in the afternoon were getting. so [ __ ] up oh no yeah it's like I mean. I don't no one like no one got hurt or. anything can you show a video well I. want to see a video of him hitting the. ball first but then I want to show Sam. the video of this golf tournament. there I mean the the dude the way his. whole body like swings that club there's. so much force look at that also to see. that emotion damn mhm and the years of.

practice like how many times has he. swung a club I I should say I know. nothing about golf but like he's a dude. if he's playing you're like yeah it's. [ __ ] cool to watch Tiger Woods yeah. it's cool to watch how does he play. Jamie since he broke his leg he has. played okay like he came well since he. broke his leg he hasn't played that many. rounds really apparently had a terrible. leg break like really bad yeah that's. scary is his son going to be good his. son is good yeah yeah yeah his son's out.

driving him now which I don't know what. that means really but like that's really. good that's power at a young age that's. insane this is that crazy hole the 16th. at the waste management so look at this. Phoenix Open look at the crowd there's. like a gigantic crowd and they're loud. people are loud wow they make it like a. big stadium look at that this is pretty. cool I mean list to that cheer for golf. that some of the players like encourage.

it on this hole you know oh my God. they're so. loud oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] everybody. goes see that is so much more impressive. to do that in front of a crowd yeah you. know I mean there's something kind of. [ __ ] cool about that you have to shut. out the world I mean that's that's a. talent too for sure. for sure especially in something that's.

so touch oriented like you know you just. you're just you're concentrating on how. many revolutions you're going to put on. a ball on grass yeah you know it's like. there's so much touch to it that any. little you're you're [ __ ] yeah Golf. and Tennis I don't I've never been to. either and I tennis when it's on TV it's. one of those where I'm like man the the. shape you've got to be. in this was the crowd when he this was. the last time this so insane look at.

this. crowd down austa look how many people. that is he's got to keep it together I. think he had pretty much had it like. wrapped up by now but you still have to. make the last you know two shots you can. easily [ __ ] those up dude there's so. many. people that's so ridiculous what do you. think of his dad I mean it is a weird. way to raise a child I'm not really. familiar with exactly what happened well. his dad just turned him into Tiger Woods. I mean this is like it's almost like a. superhero origin story m I mean you. don't have a if you become this you.

don't have a good childhood yeah and you. you probably also don't didn't have a. choice no way yeah but that's the. question mean is it different than being. a stage. Mom it's a good question it's a good. question like how much is too much right. I mean look at this this is kind of. dark at two years old he's. two he has a golf club and he's. two bro that's insane. the doc is incredible it's on HBO I.

think it's it's incredible his form is. immaculate at. two wow but that's a lot of hours like. Daddy please let me watch cartoons and. he's like [ __ ] you you're going to work. on your swing I mean that's kind of sad. there's a little bit of that for sure. yeah you would like someone to just. gravitate towards something yeah and. then you encourage them as far as they. want to go with it I think about it in. sports a lot too where a guy like LeBron. who came from absolutely nothing and. became LeBron he's got a son now who.

first of all being LeBron's son can't be. easy right you're it's got to be hard a. lot of pressure lot of pressure and he's. a good player it looks like he's going. to make the NBA but like you're not. going to be LeBron also it's like okay. you have every Advantage you grew up in. a incredible home you have trainers. Around the Clock versus a guy who's like. hungry as hell yeah I mean it's an. interesting study if you had two guys. with those talents and it's like almost. like a [ __ ] Trading Places type thing. maybe I'm thinking like you put them. okay which is.

better the hungry guy I agree hungry guy. with good genetics wins every time. yeah because he needs it yeah it's a. different. mindset so it's got to be very difficult. to engage in something like Combat. Sports or pro football I'm not saying. it's not imp possible but it's got to be. very difficult to do that if you come. from a really comfortable environment. yeah you know because you're just not. going to have that certain level of. anger necessary to get the job done and.

then in a combat sport as you said you. need to shut that anger off at some. point and that's got to same with. football it's a that's a violent game. man watching the Super Bowl how many. people on the 49ers I was like this is. like [ __ ] War yeah the people were. just carried off on stretchers it felt. like I was watching MASH you know it's. like yeah it was rough you you don't see. a lot of rich people's Sons going into. that line of work well Bill lamb beer on. the bad boy Pistons came from privilege. but then Isaiah Thomas he's their. General and he came from the worst. [ __ ] part of.

Chicago yeah but that's kind of an. interesting blend you know yeah it kind. of is I mean I could see how they could. compete in some sports but in Combat. Sports like the the people that come. from nothing have like an extra gear. they just have an extra gear what about. a guy like Kimbo Slice though who's like. really from nothing. mhm uh well also just talented boxer. Kimbo Slice was a very he had very good. hands like if you watch those videos of.

him out in the the back parking areas. where they would they would fight on. like parking lots and backyards and like. dodging satellite dishs and [ __ ] you. ever see those videos I've seen some of. his stuff he's terrifying he's a good. boxer and he was boxing people that were. not good boxers they just they just did. not know how you know they were tough. guys but they weren at his level and he. would just have these bare knuckle. backyard fights yeah and the nicest. [ __ ] guy too yeah that's the thing. about Kimbo rest in peace he was the.

nicest guy like super sweet guy like. very friendly to everybody took pictures. of everybody he's like not like a thug. yeah just really tough guy and so tough. that he even entered into the ultimate. fighter like he really didn't have a. backyard I mean he really didn't have a. background rather in grappling he wasn't. really a Grappler Le he had to yeah he. got beat up by U Big Country Roy Nelson. just took him to and got on top of him. just kept punch him in the head he.

couldn't do anything about it he put him. in a crucifix and just didn't know how. to Grapple which is like so unfair like. to just if bare knuckle boxing was. around like it is now and Kimbo was. around Kimbo would have been one of the. best at bare knuckle boxing he he would. have been that because that was like. really where his skill set is was with. his hands and his toughness really. wasn't a kicker he really wasn't a. Grappler he had to learn all that stuff. that didn't come natural to him I mean. it's really like just being around at. the right time if you're just a boxer.

versus now it's it's like being a silent. film star and then now they're talking. right now now they're kicking they're. doing now they're grappling now now they. but those fights that he was having. weren't like they were just back. backyard fights they weren't organized. in a sense of there was no like you know. athletic commission involved or anything. like that so once he started fighting. like he wanted to fight in like the UFC. he fought for a while in Elite XC. and he fought some some good Fighters.

over there and then came over to the UFC. and did The Ultimate Fighter just like a. very ballsy thing to do yeah you know to. try to learn grappling and you know and. fight in front of the world yeah cuz. really it did not have that much. grappling and that's such a giant. disadvantage amongst like those giant. dudes in his division there were guys. are so big the guys are just taking each. other down and beating the [ __ ] out of. well it's like that guy who boxed.

against Jake Paul one of the first guys. who was a wrestler the guy's a really. good wrestler um Ben asran yeah yeah I. mean it's just a different thing well. yeah Ben I think Ben just took a Payday. just I think he just gave it gave it a. go for the money yeah you know let's see. he's not he's an amazing wrestler but. he's not really known for being a. striker that must be so [ __ ] annoying. to be amazing at one thing and then you. have to do another thing that you suck. at it's with some guys pick it up really. quick there's some athletes for whatever.

reason they're just really good at. learning new skills like really good at. learning how to kick really good at. learning how to punch they some. wrestlers like uh bo nickel picked it up. really quick like in a couple of years. he looked really good on his feet like. dangerous but then there's some that for. whatever reason like maybe their style. of grappling was more controlled based. and less Dynamic and not as explosive. and like changing from move to move. because some guys just have like a slow.

pressure wrestling game and those guys. just can never get the punches flowing. everything's just all bunched up you. know they're just so used to like. grabbing and squeezing things that the. idea of being like loose and punching it. doesn't make sense to them it doesn't. work with their body you have to retrain. your body yeah it's so weird when I see. a guy lunging I'm like oh it's like when. you see a baseball player like reaching. and you're like that's not how you not. that I know how to [ __ ] throw a punch. but you know is it's a dangerous game to. not be good at It's The Most Dangerous.

Game to not be good at yeah if you want. to learn how to do it you got to really. before you start competing you better. really know how to do everything at this. stage of the game there's just too many. people that can shut down one aspect of. your game you know if you don't have a. ground game they're going to figure you. out and they're going to take you down. they're stronger you yeah and if you. don't have a standup game they're going. to keep it in the feet and beat the [ __ ]. out of you they're going to figure it. out like you can't have any holes in. your game at all you got to be like. Mighty Mouse yeah you can't be.

onedimensional yeah you got to be able. to do everything it's like comedy now. you got to do everything yeah you can't. you can't just do standup you can't just. podcast you can't you know just try to. do movies you really have to do other. [ __ ] you probably should just so you. don't want you don't want to be confined. to one thing that you do if you have. options it's just more fun to do. different stuff it's more fun to do. extra stuff it's good to challenge. yourself too yeah it's just fun it just. makes it more interesting to do. different things I mean it's like. walking a different Road home every day.

mhm okay I've walked this way home let's. see what this route does for me you know. it's it's just better for your brain I. think it's definitely better for your. brain I think it's just as a comic like. you could just get too locked into just. doing standup all the time you know that. could kind kind of [ __ ] your I'm. realizing I do it too much and I'm like. in terms of the road and it it burns you. out you run out of [ __ ] to talk about. cuz it's been you know you work so hard. to get to a place where you're always. working and then you get there and.

you're like I got to live a life yeah I. have to have [ __ ] to talk about. otherwise you start faking it yeah you. start you start faking what you're. interested in you start pretending you. start talking about like things you. think they'll be interested in yeah you. don't know what the [ __ ] is going on in. the world anymore you just been doing. hotel to hotel Club to Club yeah kind of. losing your mind I ran into Chris Rock. on the street once and I told him I was. like I finally took like my first. vacation ever and he goes oh man good. for you he's like got to take a vacation.

even LeBron has an. offseason wise words very very wise. words I mean smart you burn yourself out. anyone at when you reach that level of a. guy like Chris Rock they just know what. it takes you know it's like yeah you. don't burn yourself out I mean he's got. different he's got a different he's like. I'll do a movie in this time to not burn. out he's got you know a different a. different career but you know he's got. wisdom yeah and that's also another very. cool thing that you could still do.

something creatively that's different. than that you can direct something if. you wanted to I want to do other stuff I. stand Up's always number one and I think. thank God for standup because sometimes. I try to make I'm trying to make a show. now and the amount of [ __ ] emails. back and forth the amount of like. meetings this that so much work and I'm. like man if this was all I had I'd. [ __ ] put a bullet in my head honestly. I really would cuz the amount of people. they're like oh they're on vac there's a. a Jewish holiday I'm like I'm Jewish. I've never heard of that holiday that's. not holid I don't know what the hell. you're talking about you know and then.

like then we got MLK day then then you. shut down for Valentine's Day oh my God. there's always something that's. hilarious so you know thank God for. standup it's like it's always there. yeah just like what a what a [ __ ]. weird time it is today what a and what a. weird time it is to tell. jokes it just in in in the culture right. now yeah just such a it's just such a.

strange [ __ ] time you know it's uh. it's a strange time to be doing standup. it's always a strange time to be I mean. I think during the Crusades it was weird. to be funny I think it's always a weird. time so dangerous I think it's always a. bad time to be you know but man is it. people really need it right now it's. great I love it like I I love that. cities will surprise you that's my. favorite thing like I never go in look. I've G in judging a city cuz I've had a. bad time there and I'm like give it. another shot but I never prejudge like.

and then you find like little golden. nuggets like was at the Omaha funny bone. a couple weeks ago I [ __ ] love that. club there's a lot of great clubs in. this country so many great clubs and and. uh the repetition is necessary that's. the [ __ ] beauty of this still is like. I think I've cracked a story and then. I'm like oh that wasn't the ending you. just find it on stage sometimes you know. so and you tighten things up sometimes. you just like CH take a chunk out and. they like oh this this way better this. way yeah sometimes your ego keeps a. chunk in and you're like this is for me.

and you realize like that's also we're. the only type of entertainment where. like the crowd is really part of the. editing process you scors AC is not you. know workshopping his [ __ ] in Omaha you. know like we're taking our [ __ ] all over. the country to make sure this works yeah. exactly it's really interesting that way. like music is not made that way no it's. really the only art form that's made. that. way and you know it's really interesting. that so many people love it but there's. no real formal study of it by anybody.

that knows how to do it but it's getting. there kind of I think all the studies. are so boring if you read like Simon. critchley I think it's on humor you're. like I'm so bored you hear Frey talk. about humor you're like yeah dude it's. about tension release no [ __ ] it's. [ __ ] boring when you read when you. read people dissecting comedy like it. can get boring it's not just about. tension release though oh so much. there's a thing going on when someone's. killing and I liken it to a mass. hypnosis. yeah you know like if someone like if. Joey Diaz is on stage and he's crushing.

like you're under a spell right you're. under a spell you're you're in his mind. a rhythm too it's like you're LED in. yeah I mean that's the cool thing about. Comics there's guys like Nate barazi or. something like that where the jokes like. he has a rhythm that's so unique you're. like oh I'm just like I'm just under his. under his spell he said yeah it's cool. it's kind of like a hypnosis it really. is yeah you know and then we're just. trying to piece it together in the most. like digestible way possible the the way.

that has the best impact make sure you. scour all the corners make sure you. cover all the angles clear the room yeah. it's great man it's a great time and uh. it's fun the road is people really. [ __ ] like we are in a boom I mean you. started this it wasn't like this. right um when I started stand up no no. nothing like this no no this is the. craziest comedy boom ever because of you. YouTube because of um YouTube for.

podcast YouTube for um comedy specials. and then for Netflix Netflix it made it. a boom too there's like so many people. that can travel now it used to be like. there wasn't that many people that did. theaters you know when I was coming up. theater nobody did theaters I I saw Rich. Jenny when he was at his prime when he. was on HB I saw him in a comedy club. damn he was a funny dude oh my God he. was amazing dude he was amazing. underappreciated super under appreciated. I I sing his Praises all the time I was.

coming home once from the Irvine Improv. and my Bluetooth just randomly went to. Richard Jenny bit just you know like. random you know sometime it'll go to a. song it just went to Richard Jenny. because it was on my iTunes thing and uh. I went godamn I forgot how good this was. it was this bit about uh how he's a. fence sitter it was this bit about like. [ __ ] on all of the Liberals and then. [ __ ] on all the Republicans and then. [ __ ] on himself it's just I'm like. God damn he it was good and so then I. listened I ordered the whole album on.

iTunes and I listened to the whole thing. on the way home it's so cool an. incredible I love by the way I love when. it's on shuffle and you hear like it. goes from like a Tom weight song to like. Nick depalo and you're like that was. [ __ ] that was a big right turn right. there holy [ __ ] I think it's a steaming. pile of me I think that's the one that I. downloaded that's one [ __ ] he was. good man he was excellent and uh I think. it's important to make fun of both sides. and that's I I I I it makes me sad to. see people get mad at John steart right. now for for [ __ ] on both sides I.

think it's he's a comedian first and I. think it's cool to when you go to the. clubs they don't know exactly what. you're GNA say yeah if you're gonna have. John Stewart back on The Daily Show and. Biden is making up words he's going to. bring it up he's not he's not GNA just. only [ __ ] simp for the Democrats he's. gonna say some funny [ __ ] about anything. that happens to Democrats too it's funny. it's part of what the show used to be. it's weird that there a respon there's. like a social responsibility people. attribute to comedians when it's like.

most of us got good at this by cursing. at strangers in a bar yeah I mean we all. have our political opinions which is. fine but it's like what John's capable. of is delivering the news in a very. funny way he's the best at it he's the. best at that role of being like the guy. that's doing the satire of the news you. know just breaking down everything. that's wrong and [ __ ] stupid in the. world he he is the Peak and it's. interesting cuz he is like the animal.

house he's like National Lampoon's. Animal House of he's like the bar and. then a lot then everyone tries to copy. Animal House right and you end up with a. lot of like forkys Van Wilder 2 the rise. of Taj you're like all right this isn't. as good steuart like if you actually. look at his standup like it's like any. form of entertainment to break these. rules you have to know the rules and. steuart is a great standup yeah he's a. very funny guy he had jokes I remember I. remember he had a joke back in the day. was about like uh how Jews and black.

people are similar cuz you know Jews you. know black people we have the blues and. Jews we just complain all the time we. just never thought to put it to music. and I'm like that's that's the type of. observation that's like that's like. unifying that's like bringing a room. together yes I love that that's a very. funny bit too yeah he had he had a a. great special in the 90s called. unleavened I remember it it was on. Comedy Central all the. time yeah so he's back like on The Daily. Show sometimes is that what it is days. Mondays he I'll give you one day that's.

a good move for him yeah why why do it I. guess he had a deal with Apple and um I. don't know if they're saying the. specifics of why they canceled the show. but it was something akin to they didn't. want him to say anything that would get. them in trouble something along those. lines I forget what his maybe about. China and they're like hey we make a lot. of [ __ ] over there here it is yeah here. it is um Apple. John Stewart says Apple TV canel his. show because they didn't want me to say.

things that might get me in. trouble okay. damn boy kids what kind of a world are. we talking and by the way that's like. that's like what Comics that's what gets. us excited the idea that this could get. me in trouble like that that's. everything also Apple by the way you. distribute all the apps that do all the. trouble everybody in trouble you take a.

percentage of their the place and you. don't want John Stewart to say something. that might get him in trouble why don't. you let him decide for himself what's. great about John Stewart too is like. there's so many Comics who are like and. I have no issue with this but speak like. recklessly and John is so careful with. his words and so skilled at it yeah um I. wanted a place to unload thoughts as we. get into this El election season steuart. said I thought I was going to do it over. at they call Apple TV plus it's a tele.

television Enclave very small it's like. living in Malibu but they decided they. felt that they didn't want me to say. things that might get me in. trouble okay I don't know what that. means you know that could mean a lot of. things very coded I think it's talking. about you know I think China maybe yeah. I think there was a like that something. about that that Apple did like apple. obviously works with China the report. was. says it says China Ai and China okay.

times reported that the duo had. disagreements over topics that were to. be covered in the third season including. Ai and. China wow they had a disagreement about. Ai and China these people what are they. doing members of the US House of rep. Representatives later questions Apple. CEO Tim Cook about whether the tech. Giants decision to cancel Stewart show. is because the host may have been. planning an upcoming episode about China. uh he says while companies have the.

right to determine what content is. appropriate for their streaming service. the coercive tactics of a foreign power. should not be directly or indirectly. influencing those determinations the. leaders of the House of Representative. select committee on competition with the. Chinese Communist Party wrote in a. letter to cook holy [ __ ] while Stuart. did not mention the rumors about app. Apple's alleged worry over an episode. about China he did say the tech giant. did want me to say things that might did.

not want didn't want me to get say. things that might get me in trouble as. for his Daily Show return he said he. hopes to provide a catharsis to viewers. this election season and a way to. comment on things and a way to express. them that hopefully people will enjoy. huh well so far that sounds like China. said don't [ __ ] put that [ __ ] on. that's what I got out of that what did. you get out of that yeah exactly I mean. it's like like that Seth Rogan movie. North Korea yeah is that one that's.

still available can you get that I think. so bro remember when there was like. tension like are we going to get nuked. over a Seth Rogan movie I remember. watching that Co like do you know how. dangerous those people are do you know. you want North Koreans mad at you for. hehe and Haas yeah really yeah and then. they hacked the servers right and that. how that happened is that what happened. they was that Sony right yeah and then a. bunch of shitut found out yeah and. was that definitely them was that that's.

what I was trying to remember I thought. so cyber criminals I think it was. coincidence it might have been a. coincidence and it could be cyber. criminals that decided to attack based. on that no no no no according to the. wiki it says uh can I just. dream dream of the peace a cyber crime. group allegedly connected North Korean. government okay is connected huh. Guardians Of Peace what a great name. that sounds like a like a government. bill. it is Guardians in peace sounds like a.

new bill they would push in front of the. house man some of the remember when the. Senate did they did a hearing on uh it. was like during Katrina I think they did. like one day on Katrina and nine days on. steroids and. baseball cuz they just wanted like. because you just want to meet Raphael. pomero remember they're like oh we're. big fans oh my God that's hilarious I. mean the [ __ ] that they get concerned. with is so crazy yeah but you don't want. to go full communist you don't want to. say like the news shouldn't be able to. make.

money you know they should be able to. make money they should be able to make. money but the second you combine news. and entertainment it get a dangerous muy. area it gets real squirly cuz. entertainment is is not news the news is. supposed to be boring boring as [ __ ]. you're supposed to be like why am I want. and now we have it away with like you. watch 12 straight out of the news that's. a [ __ ] problem well what's my. favorite is the in between story banter. that is the most. uncomfortable hurried kind of weird fake.

talk that exists in all of Television it. doesn't exist anywhere else on Earth. right now in mainstream entertainment. than the the banter between the anchor. and like the weather lady as they're. throwing back and forth to each other. then this guy it is the fakest well that. seems like uh I don't know what to say. about that I still do Morning News just. to ruin the segments that's the only. reason I go on yeah I I do it all the. time you did a good one in Columbus did. you see that one yeah it's from from I.

that that was you do I I can send it to. you it's pretty funny I find it yeah. it's I I think I have it here it's it's. uh it's probably in my Instagram or. something it's uh I just kept making up. that they had a human trafficking. problem in Columbus and the guy lost it. on me cuz I I'll only do those news. segments if they're live cuz there's no. point in doing a tape one they'll just. edit out whatever horrible thing I do. but you know sometimes you get someone. really cool and you'll just riff with. them and be silly but this dude I could. tell I'll like I'll throw like a jab to.

see if it bothers them and if I can. sense it bothers them I'll go like 100. miles an hour and just derail the. segment I got I got I remember I have a. public I have a publicist Pam who hates. me she I just like I don't care about. morning radio just book me on morning. shows cuz and she's like they're on to. you they know you're going to ruin the. segment but Pam uh she gets so mad at me. but you ever go on one and the people. are cool and you don't ruin the segment. yeah totally but they usually end up. sometimes I think it's funny but other. times yeah I did one we were on a tour.

bus last year and I pretended my opener. Gary Veer overdose on cocaine on the bus. and they were so mad at me and uh and. she called me like you're banned from. Good Morning Durham and I was like I'll. live uh. but but uh we've done a lot where I just. I I I poke and I see what I can get away. with how many people are watching those. shows not a lot but when I share them. they do pretty well cuz they're it's. weird to watch me do something bad yeah.

I can text it too I think I have it on. my phone somewhere I'm trying to find no. people under 60 are watching that right. am I correct probably not I mean. sometimes when I'm in a hotel I have it. on in the background just for like. background noise when I'm bored on the. road right but like yeah I don't. something the new it's it's almost like. I want to watch the news but I don't. want to think yeah which you know it's. I'm not I'm not going to watch like BBC. I'm going to watch. Pittsburgh today live local men eaten by.

alligator that was the first one. Pittsburgh actually I I pretended I was. molested on air and uh cuz she just kept. asking the dumbest questions and she. goes when did you catch the funny bug. and I said well my uncle molested me and. uh and he was funny and I caught it like. Spider-Man and they just stared at me. like oh is. it yeah that's it no it's that's. Springfield that's I know him all that's. a guy did this joke on Instagram less. than 24 hours ago talk about what people.

can expect I mean have you been to. Columbus before or is this the first. time for you no I've been I've been I. love Columbus uh great City big fan of. uh despite all the human trafficking uh. going on there I still find uh a lot of. fun a great City nonetheless you've got. your class I can tell he doesn't want it. so this is where I poke this Friday. October 27th tell us what we we can. expect with that I'm going to talk about. theic epidemic in Columbus Ohio what is. going on with the human what are you.

talking about um are you a big sports. fan what's going on with that I'll tell. you what I'm not a fan of is human. trafficking I don't know where you're. going with there are a lot of news. reports yes all right well listen Sam. enjoy this is the best part cuz he snaps. here we'll look forward to seeing you. thanks Sam thank you guys thanks for. having me all right have a good one I. don't get I don't know I think he you. know I know he's kind of edgy and funny. I didn't get the human trafficking thing. cuz it really wasn't funny the first. time and then he kept doing it two and.

three and four times and I tried to ask. him you saw to ask is this a joke are. you trying to be funny what are you. trying to. do well I was just trying to explain the. audience saw just saw the same thing too. okay we'll go to break good morning that. was it he really lost it that's the only. way they're worth doing to me though is. if it's like insanely. uncomfortable it makes you think like. even just the the way you do one of. those shows like those people aren't. real friends you know like you you're.

trying to make some of them are good. some of them are good together Good. Morning America those two that were. [ __ ] they were real friends they were. great and they were great at their job. that's why they they should have been. fired why were they fired for [ __ ]. well here's what happened she just. [ __ ] him he was [ __ ] everybody. there so I think they were like well if. we fire him I mean yeah we got. to well but they were good I did their. show once and I didn't I was just it was. just a regular interview cuz they were. fun well they should do a podcast. together are they do a podcast there you. go yeah yeah you don't want a boss.

especially in those kind of environments. it's just too restrictive and it makes. me think if you like look at that guy. like no offense to that guy that you. were just talking to but it I couldn't. imagine some sort of an audition process. it yielded such results yeah like this. is the best you guys have to [ __ ]. it's a big city Columbus tell the news. big city with a lot of human trafficking. it's uh yeah almost backed you up on. that she did there's a lot of reports. and a lot of reports I just think it's a.

funny rumor to make up to be like you. have a human trafficking problem and I. had no research to back that up but it's. it clearly if you're uh you have. Columbus Pride it bothers you there are. stories there are stories there's also. you're doing it on Zoom which is extra. frustrating cuz like you're not even in. the room so they can't even go what the. [ __ ] are you doing like you. know you're so disconnected they have to. be very obvious when they're talking to. you but I've done it where I was bad and. it wasn't live and they just edit it out. I'm like God damn it you know got to get. the live ones but it's hard to ask for.

live cuz they know you're going to do. something so you see my predicament I'm. like I want live and they're like what's. he gonna do well I think the gig is up. we'll see I got I got one in I got one. coming up we'll see if they unbook me. they're not going to maybe they'll be. prepared and then just let you [ __ ] with. them they have done that before and they. were you know I did one pre-recorded for. New York 1 uh when I was promoting MSG. theater I I did that one and they uh. they were mad I didn't do it but it was. like it was pre-recorded and they were. like yeah he just they told my friend. they were like yeah he just behaved it.

was really a bummer I was like well now. I got to be bad cuz you knew it was. pre-recorded so you're like ah yeah. what's the point I was just kind of out. of energy I was like H what's the point. deflated yeah they're playing dirty. pre-recorded with you is playing dirty. it is I'm playing dirty too though but. you are but that's the game we play. that's the game you play do Morning Show. when seor used to do DJ dad m. TJ Miller was another one who would do. crazy [ __ ] on there and I was like I.

love that sigur was the king of it yeah. he came out as nonbinary on a Morning. Show just [ __ ] total dead pan with a. gold chain on and sunglasses his energy. is perfect for it too oh he's got that. calming energy too just the name DJ dad. mouth like what the [ __ ] oh my God. that's so funny. it's so [ __ ] stupid yeah it's fun but.

you're right you kind of killed a lot of. those types of shows with your show. because it's like would you rather see. them on you know good morning whatever. for four minutes or on your show for. three hours they'd rather see this yeah. but it's also it's just those that. format sucks it's a bad format I do I. still like the idea of a live interview. I still think that's really fun like. are I you know but yeah I mean this you.

doing 3 hours is like you know it's it. would change that I. think I was just lazy I didn't want to. edit anything Ari Ari used to tell me he. goes you you got to edit your show that. was his number one complaint telling you. listen to me you got to edit your show. and I was like why like no one's going. to listen to All That Then they don't. have to listen yeah I was like then. don't listen just I don't care if you. stop halfway in like listen to as much. as want well you went against what a lot. of people say is about the entertainment.

rule like keep them wanting more you're. just like nope this is the show it's. also this idea that everybody has a. short attention span that's just not. true that's horseshit yeah people even. people with short attention spans get. into things like the there might be some. subject that someone's talking about. that lights your interest lights your. curiosity and then you get locked into. it yeah where you would never spend 3. hours ordinarily listening to some guy. talk about Egypt some you know you know.

Graham Hancock type character talking. about the people that constructed these. things and turkey and [ __ ] like you. would never do that right in the normal. world but you can get locked into some a. conversation and if it's a three-hour. conversation like you come out of that. much more energized with whatever that. subject is it's not only is that true. but also I think the fact that people. can listen to stuff while they're like. cleaning the house and stuff I mean you.

can't do that with a movie right the. thing is that the number one attractor. is always going to be like the Tik Tock. and the instag Instagram reals those are. the ones that Su they suck you in they. work with the human mind it drives me. crazy do you get addicted to it they're. so effective I mean are for me [ __ ]. ruined my day oh those are good it's. just some [ __ ] [ __ ] in his car. eating like a sandwich I'm just watching. a dude eat a sandwich you break it down. you're like this is so sad but I'm. watching it is sexy and he rates the.

sandwich and I'm like good enough for me. and then they send me 40 more of the. everyone's a food critic now that's fine. yeah it's fine I mean people will find. their way they find their way yeah but. it's just uh The Addictive I'm more mad. at myself honestly I'm more mad that. that's my my uh my page yeah more it's. it's mostly food well I don't think you. have to worry someone slicing a Tomahawk. Steak someone eating a sandwich those. are good things I love them yeah those. are good things I find a lot Gary Veer. tours with me and he just sends me food.

whenever we're on the road he's like. we're eating here I'm like what he's. more high maintenance than any woman. I've ever dated he's like you're taking. me here it's five stars you better. [ __ ] pay up. [ __ ] that's hilarious that is a nice. thing if you go to good cities right you. could always eat nice restaurant every. City's got a nice restaurant now I mean. long you don't [ __ ] around in the. Netherlands in between. Realms if you don't go you know too far. it's weird though what what cities now. like every city has this crazy food. culture now yep no matter where you are.

I think the internet is partly to blame. for that too think there's so many. YouTube sort of like mini documentaries. on Chefs and mini documentaries on. restaurants that they're opening and. these there's 9,000 episodes of chopped. think about how many chefs there are. there a lot of chefs that's what four. four chefs per episode well that you got. to give credit to the TV right like the. Travel Channel and stuff like that. because those are the first people that. like put. cooking out there like an art form like.

with Bourdain show that's the first time. I ever considered cooking I was like oh. it's an art form you just eat it it's. like I thought of it as just cooking as. like like carpentry or something like. that you know what I mean and I related. to it as a comic just a guy like. wandering and being like oh let me make. the most of kalamazo Michigan yeah like. instead of eating this vending machine. let me try to find a cool Diner or. something right right right so those are. some of the most satisfying places you. find like a cool old place it's been. around forever you get like steak and. eggs there nothing gets my dick hard.

like a box card Diner dude I I get so. excited we went found one in Buffalo and. we ate there we find a good spot we eat. there three days in a row I I'm obsessed. with like just a cool Diner yeah there. was a place called The Star Diner that I. used to eat in in I think it was in. Mount Vernon New York it was so sketchy. this neighborhood it was so sketchy but. they had cheeseburger deluxes and the. cheeseburger deluxe had like Cole SLA on. it oo yeah it was ridiculous col SLA is.

underrated on a sandwich a Reuben is an. underrated sandwich 2:30 in the morning. you're hanging out with men who have. just failed miserably and everyone's. eating these disgusting cheeseburgers at. 2:00 in the morning there's something. such a Vibe that's like a late night. Waffle House anytime oh there's New York. Vibe too like those kind of diners. there's something so something about. like when you're on the road and you're. in a sad place that's like weirdly. romantic to me too like Gary and I.

stayed at a residence in in Omaha and it. was just U-Haul truck after U-Haul truck. of just [ __ ] in the parking lot I'm like. it's us and 40 divorced men here there's. something so sad about this yep get out. yeah I love a late night Diner or what's. your Diner order when you go well it. depends on if I'm. drunk if I'm drunk I might go off the. rails. but most of the time I'm pretty. disciplined most of the time I'm just. eating like whatever healthy options.

they have like meat or eggs or something. like that yeah you know most of the time. eggs eggs is I mean the obvious move but. like a tuna Mel to a diner can be so. clutch oh those are so nice such a nice. invention how about a tuna patty melt. yeah or like a suaki oh a sulak love a. suvlaki yeah a Euro dude a late night. euro look at you pronouncing it. correctly yeah so I know a lot of Greek. people if it's I don't pronounce it. correctly I know how to pronounce it but. I just forget if it's done the right way.

with the the best bread I love it yeah. that like toasted pe oh yeah bro come on. with. itoo if I had to choose though like one. option for late night if something's. open that's. legit it would be between mexican and. italian yeah yeah if you know you if if. someone tells you like there's a place. that serves insane lasagna at 2: in the. morning like we have to go for me it's.

Pizza all day late night pizza is just. so it's so I mean especially good pizza. real good New York Pizza you get a good. slice just a just a regular cheese and. tomato sauce slice when it's just. perfectly seasoned and it's melting in. your mouth the cheese you're like oh my. God this is so good I watched so much of. that guy just randomly poroi I'm barcel. doing those reviews best I just like I. said how much I hate watching these food.

things but I [ __ ] can't I just like. the I like how he likes all the same. types I like like that flop the uh the. New Haven pizza is my favorite pizza. it's the best pizza in the world. apparently and according to poro he. knows more than I told him I said you. should get 10% of all the profits for. pizza I bet if you had like a pizza. chart between when Port noi started. doing those reviews to how many people. are going and buying pizza now I bet. it's not a small number I bet he's. impacted the pizza World significantly.

I'm not bullshitting he makes me want to. buy pizza yeah you watch it you he bites. the crust too it's Fu it's like I'm like. oh he looks like he's having a good time. we did uh when I was in Chicago with. Mato Lane he we he did a Chicago Theater. one night I did the next night so I just. got in early we hung out we made pizza. at L monat's deep dish in the they let. us in there to just make pizza and then. I was like all right now I don't like. Chicago pizza that much it's like it's. it tastes good it's just not my my style. pizza it's like it's it's not it's a pie. it's not pizza so I was like all right.

we see if Arturo in the village will let. like that's this place is Colin Quinn's. stamp of approval which to me like he's. the most New York guy I've ever met so. if Colin Quinn likes your pizza you're. legit and uh we made their Pizza our. turos on Hon one of the best pizza spots. also the vibe there's a [ __ ] piano. player just playing in there it's like. it's so New York dude yeah those places. are fantastic I love them and they make. good everything if you could find a good. old Italian hole in thewall spot in New.

York like that's one of the cool things. about like malberry Street yes you know. those places there's some places down. there that I've been around. for yeah you'll just Google it and. you'll be like 1909 what the [ __ ] are. you kidding me did you ever talk to Fitz. Simmons about when he lived there I not. about that but yeah I I know Greg I love. Greg Simmons lived right above the. social Club where John Gotti used to go. holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] how about that John.

Gotti man that guy Simmons used to live. right I went to his [ __ ] apartment. the guy I mean he was the reason Sparks. is popular yes like that's like like you. feel like cool walking in you're like. this is where the guy got shot right. there right there it's a good restaurant. though too Fitz Simmons Liv right there. the amount of danger we all like is just. to know someone was shot here and like. they're not going to do it. again what are the OD another guy gets. whacked here right they don't whack each. other that often um what year was uh.

what year did did God he get arrested he. got arrested so many times was it in the. '90s I trying to figure out like when. Fitz Simmons was there was he there. while the social club was in. operation I know the whole family that. owned the building was all like go beats. the Beats like he like had deals where'. give the the mother uh some money like. um you know my Frankie doesn't have to. know about this this is my gambling. money and like she would take that money. like they had like little deals like.

they would pay he would pay like the. different the mother and the father. separately December 1990 December 1990. okay so that kind of that must mean he. was already in jail by the time Fitz. Simmons lived there because I think Greg. and I we came to New York in this around. the same time and that was like Greg. might have been there first. too I don't know he was like uh he was. like the media darling it's so weird to. be a murderer and you're like on the.

cover of the post like with a pun you. know just like this guy's fun you know. cuz he kept getting off right how many. times did he get off yeah they Teflon. Dawn Teflon Dawn. yeah yeah that that was weird times. where like you know who the mob boss is. and he's wearing a nice suit and he's. walking around in front of everybody. it's weird [ __ ] it's really weird to be. a mob celebrity and then people take. like a like if he was right now you'd be. like selfie but you know what it's like. it's like you're in a race but your car. is not quite strong enough to do that.

and then the federal government shuts. the race down yeah whereas if you're in. Mexico you can actually do that you're. in Mexico and you're a cartel leader you. are a c you like that's legit no one's. putting you in jail but it's weird to be. able to do that York uh yeah very weird. but it was also a different time right. you know it was a different glamorize. that [ __ ] we all like dude cuz mob. movies are the best movies I mean like. you got Godfather Good Fellas you the.

best shows of time proba my number one. hon God it's good God damn it's good I. rewatched an episode the other day I'm. like God it's it might be one of the. funniest shows ever too that's how good. it is it's [ __ ] there's there's a. line in that show where like uh you know. Meadow's being a spoiled brat and. they're like we're going to ground you. you can't do this and she she just runs. away and and Carmella's like what are. they going to what do we do when we. realize that we have no power. it's like such an honest funny line I. mean Tony [ __ ] and gandal we were like.

robbed of so many more good gandalfi. projects God he was good he's the. [ __ ] best he was so good he became. that guy like he did a lot of different. characters in different movies and he. was really good at being a. creep wasn't he. in what was that True Romance True. Romance yes so scary that's right holy. [ __ ] that movie holds up by the way I. just watched it again recently it's. [ __ ] great topper dude and walking. that scene is [ __ ] insane God that's. some that's some classic Tarantino 9s.

dialogue right there good [ __ ] God True. Romance this is one of the more violent. scenes I've ever seen in a. movie I got this in Las Vegas. Nevada yeah let's not watch it but dude. he's in like Get Shorty yep he's in so. many [ __ ] movies but but when he. became Tony Soprano he like was that guy. yeah it's like to have a an actor that.

good playing a mob boss to the point. where you are sympathetic you're rooting. for this murderer yeah yeah you're. rooting for Tony sopron they humanized. him I mean when you show him at like a. cookout you're like I go to cookouts. yeah you know I do I mean they made him. human and he was just following the. rules of his game that's the game that. he did they didn't have high high enough. horsepower but again if he was El Chapo. I guess they got him too but we got him.

and his wife too right who got who like. who took over like that guy doesn't have. a name that's a good move if you're. going to be a cartel. guy tell every reservation tonight for. the cartel guy you don't know his name. you want to be John do and you you want. everybody to shut the [ __ ] up you don't. want anybody you're you're running a. cartel sir but they would remind you. that he was a monster every once in a. while like I mean he kills his [ __ ]. own guy he's he's a Monster who killed. the wrong guy Tony kills uh Christopher. oh yeah yeah yeah they'd hit you with.

reminders everyone I mean the show was. so fun that they'd have to hit you with. like the brutal reminders of you know. Phil leotardo sodomizing a gay character. it's like they have they'd have to hit. you with that because you'd be like oh. this is funny and then you hit that. you'd be like Jesus yeah there was a lot. of Jesus moments in that show what's. really funny is if you watch the first. episode of the show it was almost like. satire yeah did you. you ever watch incredible pilot it was. very funny though it was like like a. comedy like the the way the car chase.

thing she's got the machine gun and like. cuz there she was outside the with the. machine gun she I think she thought her. kid was sneaking out of the house or. something was that car yeah yes right. remember something happened and she was. outside with an AK-47 you're like what. the [ __ ] are you doing like what is this. show just but she became much more like. normal yeah like she wasn't like that. like it was almost like they were doing. like like a network sitcom version of. mobsters they went yeah it was cool to.

see the show grow but damn it's like the. first season even goes it's like him. versus his uncle Uncle Junior I mean. that was a [ __ ] great story line. great story line there's so many great. story lines and it's just a [ __ ]. phenomenal show man yeah phenomenal show. David Chase I mean he he created I think. he used to write for like Rockford Files. too it's like interesting career about. that show even that whole opening. Montage with the sound the woke up this. morning got yourself a. gun yeah [ __ ] it was like you got so.

pumped for every episode yeah new. Sopranos is on so excited it's tough. that that was like there's so many great. shows it's tough to touch you know I. mean that was really like a golden age. in TV the way like the' 607s was a. golden age in Hollywood you know where. like you get like all those [ __ ] old. movies of like uh you know Bonnie and. Clyde starting this off The Graduate. China. Godfather Taxi Driver like all these. insane Apocalypse Now you know yeah.

comedy movies took the biggest hit. recently I mean we took the biggest hit. isn't it crazy I everybody loves them. but now you have to re-watch old ones so. people don't get offended I think it'll. come back at some point cuz I was. watching The Hangover on TV the other. day and I was like people are going to. be hungry for this [ __ ] well what's. hilarious is the daily wire tried to do. something right yeah they did something. right they made a movie right they made. a movie about transgender athletes mhm.

and a bunch of men who decide they're. going to compete as women and then after. that there's a new thing that's been. happening in Canada where they've got. this this these two teams are playing. against each other and there's five. biological. males that are identifying as females. and dominating this volleyball game and. the biological females all of them are. sitting on Deck why these five men they.

don't know why they're riding the bench. are crushing it yeah there's five of. them like this is in Canada like that is. so insane you know the thing is about. those movies I didn't I saw the trailer. for The Daily wire thing I didn't see it. but the thing about those movies is and. I didn't see this one you got to. remember if you're going that irreverent. to have the heart of like a fairly. Brothers movie right like something. about Mary is a great movie because like. you forget he's stalking this woman cuz. he's so likable right he's stalking Mary.

he hires a guy to stalk her but in the. first scene she's got a mentally. challenged brother and he gets his ass. kick pres protecting her and you're like. he's a good guy so I think go for the. [ __ ] juggler but make sure that you. love the characters yeah and also. there's not a lot of really. good. like how many people are really good at. making those those kind of movies you. know there's a few people that like Todd. Phillips went to Serious movies right.

you know so he was like one of the last. ones making like big hits but if you if. that genre dries up like that used to be. a giant genre like it bumps me out dude. I love comedy movies but you're right. like what do I watch I watch [ __ ]. back to school I watch like right yeah. have you seen back to school recently I. haven't dude it's every line every. character there is just there to set up. Dangerfield you know what my favorite. part is Kennison scene. it's one of the best scenes dude pull. that up pull that up will he just [ __ ].

it K and Rod dfield of the classroom. this is [ __ ] a turn started from the. beginning a lot of people welcome really. seems to. care. idea I love him so dude I remember uh. Whitney is making something about. Dangerfield and I was leaving her. podcast with her once and she was like. do you want to talk to she knows I love. him so she like do you want to talk to. his wife on the phone and I was like. yeah so we call her and she's like the. nicest woman she's just like you know. she's I loved him so much like imagine.

getting to wake up to someone that funny. every day like it just made me so happy. and awesome and he goes you want to hear. a Rodney joke that no one's ever heard I. was like yeah when he went in for some. kind of surgery he was worried he was. going to die he's like if I if I can't. be funny it's like what's the point you. know he goes in and uh when they wake. him up they go Rodney did you cough. anything up he goes yeah 500 last week. to a. [ __ ] everyone laughs you're like oh. he's. okay right when he wakes up yeah wow.

never I mean never not funny so [ __ ]. you even see episodes It's funny where. he's on like Howard Stern and Stern's. trying to like get him to open up and he. just keeps doing like one liners it's so. funny he's like say your child he like. oh yeah had a rough child and I'll tell. you he's like no stop with the jokes I'm. trying to connect with you it's so he. could not be that dude he was so [ __ ]. funny he was it was a we have his. handwritten notes for his last Tonight. Show set in the club if you're in the. Green Room of the club I can't wait to.

see the club oh you haven't seen any. haven't been there yet I tried to I. tried to come in December but I couldn't. line it up right and I was like oh well. yeah if you look on the wall in the. Green Room there's uh his wife gave us. these handwritten notes from his Tonight. Show set wow so it's breaking down his. material and then breaking down stuff to. talk about on the couch oh my god dude. those old Carson sets where he's just. machine gunning jokes yeah holy [ __ ]. well his story is so interesting too. because he quit comedy for a long time. and he was selling aluminum siding yeah.

and I guess he never stopped writing. yeah I guess he kept writing even when. he wasn't doing comedy and when he came. back he had all this material and he. said that was a famous line I was the. only one who knew I quit to give you an. idea how well I was doing right that's. that's the classic yeah but he uh came. back and is that interesting I mean dude. his movies are like catty Shack's great. [ __ ] the one with peshy uh easy money. hilarious yeah he had some bangers even. meetwy Sparks I I know it like critics.

[ __ ] on the movie I love it I love the. scene where he walks up to a couple on. the dance floor and they're making out. he's like you two should go get a room. and he walks up to a fatter couple he's. like you two should go get a. warehouse it's like that's just like. Killer Joke writing right it with that. face he was one of those dudes like his. face was always funny I loved him yeah. he's so good just pure funny there's no. there's nothing else it's just I'm going. to be F and and it's like that's another. example like you go he make you say.

whatever he wants CU like I'm going to. go help my kid at school like it's. [ __ ] these are good stories you know. I mean Sandler Billy Madison it's like. it's going back to school is a funny. premise to put a silly guy around kids. and he's the most immature one yeah it's. just a great it's a great premise yeah. it really. is those movies s Sanders's movies don't. get enough respect I by me they do I. love Sandler but it drives me nuts when. like people [ __ ] on those movies because. I'm like what do you what do you.

expecting this to be yeah cuz this is. this like an classic old timey comedy. movie where it's just funny it's just. it's also like kind of his style of. Comedy is like weirdly kind of. vulnerable the way how he's that silly. you fall in your face doing that [ __ ] I. mean uh I did a bunch of Rog gigs with. him he's he is the nicest [ __ ] dude. he's the nicest guy ever I I would I. would be more stressed playing. basketball with him than I would doing. the shows with him because I'm like I. just don't want to miss an open jump. shot on Sandler's.

team he plays really good basketball. right he's good yeah he had hip surgery. but he's still good Jesus when did he. have had done that was like a year ago. but he can still play and it's you mean. you got a hip replacement I forgot yeah. I think so yeah but he's uh yeah he'll. make like the no look P it it's fun it's. he's sick oh wow but uh it's funny. playing on his team you get every. [ __ ] call like I'm used to to playing. with people and they're just like I. didn't [ __ ] fou you but was saying. was like I must I must have hit. you that's hilarious and who are the.

guys he's playing he's got a guy Joe. vessie who's really good Joe is Joe can. hoop uh and then sometimes it's just his. Circle but then um but then sometimes. you go to the gym and he's just like. playing with people at the gym real just. random people that's pretty [ __ ] cool. yeah he's the [ __ ] man it's very good. dude I was Zohan was on TV the other day. that's a great movie it's [ __ ] funny. dude I was laughing brushing his teeth. with hummus that's [ __ ] hilarious. there was a lot of funny [ __ ] in that. movie I uh watched every Adam Sandler.

movie with my kids when we were locked. down for the pandemic that was our thing. we would just watch they're comforting. watches yeah they're fun they're. wholesome when they were you know. nervous about what the [ __ ] is going on. in the world yeah it's fun little. entertainment yeah just disconnect from. things it was nice you need those those. Escape movies cuz it's like um. so much I look I want to watch the Oscar. movies too but some of them they like. all right we get it it's [ __ ] like 40.

minutes in nothing's happened and you're. like can something happen it is a it's. supposed to be entertaining right do you. watch any of those like I I just watched. anatomy of a fall I thought that was. really good I don't know if you saw that. what's that it's a French movie it's uh. a guy falls they're in the Alps I think. and he falls out a window and dies her. husband and everyone thinks she killed. him Jes but it's one of those ambiguous. move where you're like kind of don't. know it's it's really well done I. watched American fiction yesterday I. thought that was pretty good American. Fiction with Jeffrey Wright you know.

that guy no he's good really good actor. he's almost he's almost like Black Paul. Giamatti oh really yeah he's like a. great character actor he's yeah this. dude SE the guy was in the the West. westw world yeah he's really good in. West this is a good movie it's funny. that guy's been in a bunch of things. yeah he's [ __ ] he's always great yeah. and then the holdovers with Paul. Giamatti was really good if you haven't. seen that Westworld was pretty [ __ ]. good I got to watch it I've never seen. that was hbo2 right yeah it got a little. violent and Mrs Rogan tapped out and uh.

so I got kind of left stranded if she's. not into watch there so I stopped. watching it but I really did love I. think the first two seasons and you know. as AI moves into our lives that show. doesn't seem it seems less and less. weird less and less possible like. everything they're talking about doing. on that show like maybe someday they. [ __ ] CRA maybe someday they're going to. be able to do that it seems I mean. everything from how they explained how.

they created this environment that. seemed like it was another planet you. know that seemed like it was really the. west but it was really just in this doed. environment just even things like the. Oculus or the new Apple Vision like what. is happening bro they're we're going to. be so [ __ ] in about 5 to 10 years cuz. it's going to be too late to turn back. and we're going to be be embedded. there's something going to happen where. you're going to get an advantage from. being connected to a network that you.

don't get without it that's almost like. impossible to live without like given. someone like Twitter like cell phones. yeah but everything there's people that. can get by without there's I know some. people that have deleted Twitter they've. just said I don't want to do this. anymore I know some people that have. like kicked it do but they don't kick. cell phones you can't kick cell phones. that's what I'm saying yeah yeah so if. it becomes like at that stage but if. you're addicted your cell phone has. Twitter I mean unless you want to be one. of those people who has you know like a. [ __ ] 1999 razor now you know well you.

can get the what is that simple phone I. know a lot of people get that it's like. um you can't do anything on it it'll. store music I think all it does is like. text message and make phone calls I. don't even know if you can do email on. it but that people need email I know you. going to carry a second device just for. email like what if you're involved in. some sort of business decision and need. to be on the fly able to respond to an. email you unplugg for like a few hours. and you're like what did I miss it's.

light phone oh Light phone is that it I. don't know if this is the only one but. this is saying right here get rid of. clickbait social media minimal yeah I. think this is it yep that's it it's an. experience we all call going light no. email no internet browser but it's. probably better for you it definitely I. mean people who dis I Ari will do that. he will discon like he'll get back to me. and be like sorry I was in [ __ ]. yeah I was in. Thailand yeah yeah he'll do it but he's. got an iPhone too he should shut the.

[ __ ] up he gave in everybody gives in. you got to give in you got to give in. it's too also also you miss out on. things like if Tom sigur and I almost. every day send each other the most. horrific accidents disasters Boulders. crashing [ __ ] cars that are on. mountain roads like everything [ __ ] up. we send back and forth to each other and. if I didn't have the ability to click on. the link I'm missing a little bit of joy. in my day or a little your connection to. your friends yeah yeah your connection.

to your friends that's what the joy the. joy is not in watching people get gored. by Bulls the the joy is that me and my. friend have this unspoken agreement to. send each other the worst [ __ ] we could. find every day and and find jokes in. that and that's like you know when. people say like dark jokes and stuff. it's like no you're make that's a light. joke you took a dark subject and you're. finding light jokes about it you know. yeah yeah you're tiing up the situation. slightly but that's the problem is like. you're right you're disconnected on.

these phones yeah but then you're also. connected so it's like now you're it's. kind of a catch 22 whichever way you do. it you're a little [ __ ] M yeah you're. [ __ ] you're going to miss out on. things if you're disconnected and if. you're too connected you're going to be. addicted and [ __ ] losing all your. life energy and time and attention to. nonsense which is what a lot of people. are doing all day long you just. scrolling through nonsense you just get. nonsense in front of your face it's just. there's nothing nourishing about it.

nothing is like exciting your mind it's. just dumb thing after dumb thing after. dumb thing after dumb thing and the. thing that doesn't do that is podcasts. which is interesting because like. antidote for that or books on tape books. on tap tape are great fantas it's a. great thing to do I I do think about how. much we're on the move it's great for. flight it's great for like in your car. rider you might get nauseous if you read. but uh I think about how invasive it's. going to be because there's wheelchairs.

now that can be driven by neurological. impulses so it's like okay that's your. [ __ ] thoughts M it can read your. thoughts yeah like how far we from I. have a lot of bad thoughts Joe yeah I. bet you do I bet you do when you're on. those morning shows imagine if you get. arrested for your thoughts like cuz I. think some things that I would never do. you got to you got to erase your browser. mind thoughts too like erase your. history could imagine if you could if. you had an Impulse to just smash someone. in the face but you were resisting it. you weren't going to do it are you a.

good person if you're resisting it. constantly uh it depends on who you're. talking to if you're the [ __ ] all the. time you're constantly getting in fights. with people it might be. you but you we all know that person. who's like this [ __ ] [ __ ] like. everyone's an [ __ ] in your stories. but there's also times when some people. need to be smacked and there's those in. those moments like imagine if you could. get arrested because you you tested. positive for a uh potential aggressive.

episode it's like a covid test you get. two lines you're keeping your [ __ ]. together but you're imagining you're. imagining just teeing off on this guy. just smashing this dude he could be a. danger yeah like hey man stop doing it. and but if you have that thought I'm. about to smash that guy de a light goes. off the cops come in and they arrest you. and they arrest you because you had a. potentially violent episode you hit Red. Line you're you're red flag Sam this is.

a serious thing you went to redline but. I didn't do anything but you might have. or they'll tell you you were going to we. know we have predictive. technology well like oh yeah that movie. Minority Report yes they look that. seemed so impossible predicting Mur now. it's now it's like the the world. economic Forum guy was saying that they. won't have to have elections in the. future. wow that we will be able to predict with. such Precision that we don't. need did you see this.

story British man acquitted over London. Spain flight bomb hoax he texted in. Snapchat to his friends I'm on the way. to blow up the plane I'm a member of the. Taliban then oh my God the. Spanish as a joke as a joke he said a. joke to his friends and two Spanish f18s. were scrambled to look how close the F18. is to that other Jet Wing that's insane. he was just acquitted though because the. judge was like there's obviously no.

threat here but what was curious is how. the uh message was found because. Snapchat's supposed to be. encrypted and some people think it's. because of the Wi-Fi network at the. airport and the airport says that's not. how it. was and then the UK authorities said. where was it right here so is this. evidence of some new technology that. that mean as you guys were saying this. stuff that's I brought it up do you. think that's what they're what are you. interpreting this as they said that they. have Ser it is for unknown reasons it. was captured by the security mechanisms.

of England when the plane was flying. over French airspace yo wow yo that's. crazy the message was made in a strictly. private environment between the accused. and his friends with wh which whom he. flew um through a private group to which. only they have access so the accused. could not even remotely assume that the. jokey played on his friends could be. intercepted or detected by British. Services nor by third part parties other. than his friends who received the.

message see that's crazy because like. sometimes you'll say wild [ __ ] to your. friends in a text message for fun you. know and you're assuming if I send you. an iMessage you're assuming that that's. encrypted yeah I'm I'm going to stop. telling my friends I'm going to murder. my girlfriend you have to use signal you. have to use signal for that today is the. day I'll say that but I bet if you use I. bet they're looking through signal too I. bet there's I bet there is a scanning. that's being done on all cell phone.

communication looking for key Target. words that they think would be. problematic well think about how much of. our freedom we're constantly giving away. I don't when I fly I don't want to wait. on the long line so I give them you know. my Iris my fingerprint all that stuff. now those lines are longer than the. other lines right so I'm like oh yeah if. I go to LaGuardia [ __ ] pre check and. clear are the longest lines now no [ __ ]. yeah so so sometimes you just [ __ ] it. and you go through I just yeah I take my. shoes off again I'm going backward but.

then there's going to probably be a new. line you got to give more you dip your. balls in the [ __ ] thing you got to. give them the outline of your penis I. get the I gave you my penis you got to. let me cut well you have to have the. update in the chip do you have your. update you can fly if you have your. update did you update your D brain did. you update flaccid penis we need a hard. penis if you have the brain chip will. let you pass through you don't ever have. to worry about identification ever again. I thought of a new wrinkle for that they. can let you update right there at the. airport with some janky terminal that's.

probably hacked or you could do it at. home like everybody else will probably. be doing it when you update update from. a safe place update from a safe forgot. or you have to do it here like it's like. a Subway terminal yeah yeah it'll get to. the point where you'll just have an. account in your head and you won't have. to pay for anything with a credit card. ever again it'll all be an account in. your head but only through Central Bank. digital currency if you subscribe to. Central Bank digital currency we can I. on out all the inequality and all the.

problems of society today they'll get us. they'll get us they get us they're going. to get us with a chip in our head it's. going to be awesome that's the problem. they get you get to put that chip in you. go God why was I resisting this I was so. stupid just 20 minutes ago like now I. get it I mean if you if you imagine like. you can only imagine being as as. intelligent as you are on your best. worse days but could you. imagine being like a caveman like like a.

Australia pithecus like the early days. you know just barbaric life covered in. hair and then. somebody gives you something just a. little shot or something and all of a. sudden you can think like you you'd be. like whoa I didn't realize how [ __ ]. dumb I was I think we're going to plug. in and it's going to be so whoa oh my. God this is so much better this is so. much better this is so much better than. regular brains we just going to accept. the fact that we have access to.

information constantly you're seeing it. all in your head that's just Aderall. right now I think well it's probably. going to be better than adderal yeah. it's probably going to be better if you. if you could have something that. stimulates various parts of your brain. to produce certain neurochemicals if. that's possible they're going to be able. to do something where you you can people. that are paralyzed can use um curs. they can they can like use their brain. to figure out how to navigate computers.

yeah wow yeah that's pretty but again. that it's intrusive right I mean it's. it's your thoughts right but if it's if. if you're paralyzed person it's a really. good thing yeah like it's way better to. be able to do that than not that's true. but once we start doing it. too yeah Sam I know uh you're not. paralyzed but let me tell you the. benefits of linking. up and you just start talking to your. girlfriend going be like Jehovah's. Witnesses they're going to be think. about linking up I mean my my my cousin.

linked up he's never felt better you. know he he signed a onee lease you link. up for one year you can't disconnect or. they kill you it'll be like a it'll be. like OIC you give the linked up people. like a year to see how they do and then. you're like I might link up no it'll be. like military service like you have to. if you're going to link up you have to. link up you have to commit to one year. cuz you're contributing to the grid yeah. you're contributing to the grid ideas if. you link up so you have to keep it on. for one year and most people don't take. it off and if you do take it off the. parts where they screw it in get.

infected yeah you're going to have to. get a reup you look weird you're like. one of those weird people that just. disconnected we're so close to something. like that this apple thing that. everybody's doing the [ __ ] the yeah. watching television on a giant movie. screen in your house with these goggles. on it's supposed to be incredible well. the thing is think about how much of. your personal freedom like we all knew. these people that were like I'm not. getting a [ __ ] smart phone I don't. want I want to be off the grid and. you're like and then as you said they. all have the phone now exactly they all. give in everybody gave in yeah and by.

the way off the grid a lot of them were. Comics I'm like you're announcing tour. dates already yeah what are you talking. about you're on the grid dude I bought. three. chickens yeah the Off the Grid Off the. Grid that's called you're a farmer and. that's a hard job yeah farmers are. probably on the grid somewhere yeah you. can't just tour if you're a farmer man. yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] animals are going. to die you're going to have to have. employees and you have to have some. super the farmers are like you know. they're on some they're on Facebook yeah.

they're doing something they're doing. something they're barely paying. attention yeah if you really want to be. completely self-sufficient like wow the. only reason we can do all the things. that we do is cuz so many other people. provide you with the stuff that would. take up all your time which is gathering. food eating it and yeah that that's like. most of what you would be doing trying. to find food EA yeah hunting is a sport. for people it's not like a thing they. most people do exactly I mean there's a.

lot of people do it by choice but they. definitely don't need to most places you. can get meat you can't get that kind of. meat it's not as easy to get that kind. of meat but there's you know plenty of. other options yeah you're not going to. starve the thing is like in the real. world of that not existing the food. system not existing you you're not going. to figure out any you're not going to. make a car you're not to get that out of. your head you're not building a sailboat. like all you're doing is gathering food. and you're barely adequate you're you're.

going to do it all day long and you're. barely going to figure it out and you. might start eating rodents so you don't. want to eat oh yeah yeah yeah no I mean. this is uh they don't realize it's a. full-time job and and most people have. like three jobs by the way now yep. teachers are you know slowly getting un. only fans you know everyone's doing. their thing to make another I make. handbags on my side whatever you're. doing you know everyone's got like four. [ __ ] jobs now yeah the only fans. one's a wild one.

woo that's a wild thing cuz if I was a. 21y old girl and I just graduated. college and I was kind of. hot you know it's tough I didn't want to. a waitress if you look at your [ __ ]. salary as a teacher versus you like oh I. just made my whole life this. year I mean I'm not the one to judge do. whatever you do that makes you happy but. it's just uh it's a weird one but if. you're contributing to only fans make. sure you have the money and you have CU.

I I have a friend who [ __ ] pays for. only fans and and he has never seen The. Sopranos If I Was A gal I would be. worried about like dudes becoming. obsessed with you from something like. that but you get that as a comic don't. you yeah but it's a little bit different. it's a sexual thing true you know and. you're more vulnerable it's it's. definitely different I mean it's like. but if you're a female comic I think. they become obsessed with you too yeah. that could happen for sure oh definitely. right yeah I mean Whitney's had a gang. of problems yeah that makes sense an.

actress whatever I mean musician Taylor. Swift probably got a shitload of. stalk I mean you know she probably has. people that think they're married to her. yeah you know just real nuts yeah got. arrested what's that I think somebody. just got arrested for that did he think. he was married to her uh something those. stalkers always think they always think. that all of your posts are for them yeah. like they're schizophrenic that's what. it is and they they um believe they have. some sort of a connection with you you.

know a lot of them say that they have a. chip in their head it's it's like a very. common thing they say I've got a chip in. my head Elon Musk talks to me like that. kind of [ __ ] for real it's a like that's. a thing that's schizophrenic start. believing I just read that Elon Musk. book I thought it was pretty interesting. the Walter. Isaacson no didn't it's good he an. autobiography uh no it's Walter is wrote. it about uh about Elon Musk oh it's a. biography yeah yeah but he did like jobs. and Einstein he did those books he's a. [ __ ] awesome writer but uh yeah I.

mean you know him I don't know so it's I. was like it's an interesting window into. like who he is and like how how what. made him that way I'm always curious to. like the origin story of like bullied. kid in in Africa like interesting. interesting life yeah he's not a normal. guy he can't be he's a very very unusual. person and when you talk to him you can. tell out like in the back of his brain. his his mind is just firing it's just. going all like I asked him like I'm like. what is it like to be you like what do.

it like to have all these he's like you. wouldn't want to be me yeah he's not he. doesn't seem happy he didn't even know. that it wasn't normal until he was like. an older kid and he's like oh. everybody's not like this where you just. got ideas just [ __ ] bouncing around. your head like laser beams just. constantly go I mean the guy's running. three different companies simultan or. four different companies. I think at the time he was doing like. five or six too it's something crazy. insane insane it's like buys Twitter.

yeah posts on it all the time I mean. [ __ ] dunks on people posts memes you. know gets people mad at him and then is. also running SpaceX and is also running. Tesla and is also running the boring. company like what the [ __ ] man he uh. it's having similar characteristics of. like a degenerate Gambler to be that. successful in business like that cuz you. have to be willing to go all in all the. time well he's one of the very few. people that's like the head of a. business like that that's.

also you know he's a. extraordinary human in terms of like the. way his mind functions it's not it's not. a normal person no way no you don't get. to that level there's none of those. other guys that run a lot of the. companies run by CEOs you know you. remember when that guy was running. Microsoft uh the the bomber guy that. would jump around and scream it's one of. my all time favorite videos cuz it's so. insane it's all Microsoft employees and.

Steve Balmer gets out there and he goes. nuts I mean nuts like to the point of. almost having a [ __ ] heart. attack oh they're all dancing now he. owns the. Clippers this is a different one this is. when they were all just dancing together. which is also hilarious who told them. that this was okay. who told them that this is okay if I was. their friends I would have said guys. guys guys don't do this like can you. stop using our music you're making look.

any sense you're on a stage you're well. lit and you're dancing publicly you're. going to be so awkward let's not do this. but a lot of these guys are they were. Paras their entire childhood so this is. like their chance this is their first. set put this back for the beginning put. it back for the beginning look at him. yeah. get get look at him. look at this this is.

[Music]. insanity this is insane he. software imagine you're in business with. these guys like oh my God we're in. business with. Maniacs well this is either getting you. this is either getting you fired the. [ __ ] up or you're like I'm out you know. he's laughing though but this is this. where it gets corn ready for this here. we. go I have four words for.

you I. love this company. yeah. brutal it's amazing you get to say yeah. after your thing though hey man that's. the kind of guy I want running my. company he seems like a great owner for. the Clippers all in he's super sweating. that's what I was saying that's I. remember this. [Applause]. video he goes nuts but that's like part. of his act you know his act was that he.

would go nuts you know it was fun so if. you're going to have to do those kind of. things where you go out in front of all. the [ __ ] employees and dance around F. he's having fun why not go nutty yeah. why not go nutty then people will talk. about it forever yeah can I do a drink. by any chance yes now it's the time yeah. Now's the Time what Now's the Time Sam. whatever you got we got your glasses all. right yeah whatever there we go that's. what I wanted to. hear um yeah I mean that's the kind of. guy you want running your dominating. software company that's constantly. getting shut down for anti-competitive.

practices it's so weird though I get. shut down they did get sued a bunch of. times right didn't they get what. happened with Microsoft like there was a. bunch of there was a gang of lawsuits. when Jamie comes back try to figure it. out there it's a different leadership. style than like a musk or a or Steve. Jobs a guy who's like those Steve Jobs. doing. that. but it's like those dudes are much more. like [ __ ] you deliver like you know. driving you insane this dude seems like. a a more friendly yeah like he's having.

a good time he was definitely screaming. but it looked like he was smiling but. like jobs and musk I feel like they will. put you to your Breaking Point doing. [ __ ] you didn't think you could. accomplish and you either break or you. do something insane yeah I've heard that. about both of them but but I guess what. just grab anyone that one's good Jamie. the one your right hand they're both. good or Buffalo tra's good too put that. out yeah whatever you got go let's go. yeah um yeah that's like I don't want to. do that I don't want to work like that. you want to work like that that's great. but you know maybe maybe I should get a.

different job this is I'm not going to. sleep in the office it's too much I got. kids I got to go bye thank you thanks. for the job you know it should be you. should be able to actually have a job in. our life cheers my brother I don't run a. business though I mean I kind of do but. you have employees you run a business I. do but not that way it's not the same. kind of thing I mean in Wolf of Wall. Street the way where he's. like like I'm not going anywhere yeah. good scene what a great scene DiCaprio.

is an animal that's a I was on TV the. other day that's a great [ __ ] movie. oh my God it's a great movie that's a. fun movie he's like yeah he's like it's. rare for like actors to have Mystique he. still kind of has some Mystique I feel. oh he's an animal he's so good man he's. so good he and so many movies too man. and so many different types of. characters and just there so few those. guys that are just like the last of the. real [ __ ] movie stars you know. Leonardo Caprio is a [ __ ] of a. movie star he is like when he's. screaming at you and his face is red.

you're like dude yeah he's good dude you. watch The Killers of the flower Moon I. didn't love it did not I didn't love it. I I I love the book I think the book is. incredible my issue with the movie is. like they focus on the wrong characters. the guy he's playing Ernest Burkhart is. a boring [ __ ] idiot like he should. have been playing the or give Jesse plem. as the pi a bigger role uh I didn't see. it so I can't comment what was the pre. what was the premise of the book I. started the book quite a while ago and I.

I never got into it get back to it. you'll love it it's it's it's one of the. best cuz it's like true crime in history. in one it's kind of incredible I um this. is what happened dude I got really. bummed out cuz I got I kind of overdosed. on Native American. history yeah it was a bummer you know. and it was it was so first of all it's. an amazing history and it's fascinating. and I'm really connected to it being. here cuz like we find arrowheads like my. friend of mine gave me this and then. another friend of mine just gave me um.

four arrowheads from this Ranch from. Uvaldi Texas shout out to them and these. are over a thousand years old these. arrowheads that's crazy yeah like this. this whole land is all this is all. commane land yeah this really is but. this the these stories are so. depressing they're so heartwrenching. when you realize that they had been.

living that way for who knows how many. thousands of years and then over the. period a short amount of time like a. couple of hundred years 90% of them are. gone yeah 90% just dropping dead from. diseases and then everybody else is. eventually hurted off into camps and. they're put on these. reservations and and the the. when you hear the stories of what they. did to the kids in the schools yeah you. know and you when you you hear the. stories of the battles and these people.

just getting wiped out you're like holy. [ __ ] could you imagine living in a place. and you've been living off the land in. these these houses that you make out of. animal skins and you travel with your. family and you've always traveled like. this and then all of a sudden these. [ __ ] start coming from another. country and they they don't stop coming. like your land got infected it got. invaded they they landed on the East and.

just started going across the country. and you just watch your whole life go. away you watch them shoot all the. Buffalo you watch them shoot all the. Buffalo that was like a hundred years. from Buffalo everywhere to no Buffalo. yeah now it's just Buffalo Wild Wings. it's nothing they brought they saved him. the Ken Burns documentaries amazing. there's a new Ken Burns documentary on. PBS right now about the American buffalo. yeah it's uh he's great he's amazing. that's a really good documentary series.

I I just think like that move I love. score Stacy and everyone involved it's. just like it should have been also if. you make a three and a half hour movie. dude you got to leave with with not. being like what else I can't comment. like I said I didn't see it I I love. everyone involved honestly but it was. just like for me like that's a that's a. book that they should have I think he. got criticized for saying something like. I was was telling it from the uh White. Man's perspective and you're like well. you are a white guy like that is your. perspective probably right yeah um. there's nothing wrong with that but um I.

just think he chose the wrong white guy. like the pi that guy's real life I. forgot his name you could probably find. it but uh I mean holy [ __ ] this guy like. he was like the. CIA uh [ __ ] J Edgar uh [ __ ] FBI. rather J yeah treated him like [ __ ] cuz. he wasn't like he wanted the you know. the vibe college boys like you know. Harvard educated and he wasn't that so. he always was like didn't show him any. respect yeah this is the guy he played.

um Tom white very interesting guy um. scroll down scroll higher what is his. what is it what is the article say this. is just like Factor fiction about the. movie yeah the guy Leo played is just. like a dumb [ __ ] who kind of went along. it just was a character I didn't think. had a lot of depth it's like just. spending three and a half hours with a. guy who's like going along with murder. and was is kind of dumb that is a weird. thing they do when they take uh what is. an actual piece of history and have. someone play like when.

uh Sophia vagera is playing umela Gisela. Blanco which is insanity yeah [ __ ]. Insanity like what she's like one of the. hottest human beings that's ever lived. got to sell. tickets she's playing yeah she's playing. this lady that was a psychopath and a. murderer yeah they just do things like. that in movies they just they they'll. they'll monkey with the past if they. think it's better this or they Ugg up a. hot guy instead of just getting a. [ __ ] weird looking actor yep the Ugg.

up a hot guy or pretend the guy was hot. she won an award for being ugly and. monster yeah but she'd actually pulled. it off she's great but it's eybrows but. they could have gotten an uglier. actress it's a good point there's a. there's solid Point hot privilege solid. point it's a really solid point but she. also had a famous actress privilege for. sure and that's that's right that's as. as I said you want to sell tickets. famous actress privilege trumps. everything because they sell tickets for. sure. yeah so if she decides to get fat for.

the movie give her a shot at it come on. you're gonna say she can't do it but. Robert dairo can do it yeah she was so. good in that movie too and she went back. to hot again she's hot which is crazy. because how many women out there look. like Sher Thon did in Monster who could. actually with the right diet plan pull. it together. start looking like her some people. starve like I don't know how Christian. Bale just like is that that can't be. healthy what he does to his body all the. time but what he did in that movie The. Machinist is dangerous it's dangerous.

yeah mccon did the same thing in face. looks [ __ ] skinny still lighter or. less weight I should say in uh the. fighter which is after the oh no this. say the Fighter's good I saw like. picture more skinny in that when he. played uh Mickey Ward's brother I should. say now that wasn't an official Dicky. bets it was a meme that showed their. weight so it might oh 66 kilograms and. that was 55 kilg this can't be this.

can't be healthy no no it's real bad. it's real bad it's real dangerous super. super dangerous but the Nero got. shredded in you know raging bll and. shredded is okay but that he's starving. to death there that's why he's so thin. like when he did the no no no no it's. very very very very very dangerous it's. dangerous for your heart it's dangerous. for your organs it's dangerous for your. kid knes it's dangerous for everything. it's very very very very dangerous to do. that and so unnecessary for a movie that. was. mid that movie was just not that good.

that you know that movie wasn't X it was. moing is sick W that's a sick about but. you know what I'm saying if you get. skinny for that because she left you in. that box with nothing but water and they. come back and then like that's you know. remember like when at the end of the. movie when he gets spoiler when he gets. stuck in there and she just walks away. kill her bro how far away are we from. that. yeah she was pretty hot robot oh she was. so hot do you think you would ever [ __ ]. a robot 100% yeah me too it was her if. she was talking to me like that I think.

I I'd give her a go I'd see what it is. you know especially if I'm some. scientist dork on an island somewhere. and there's a a hot robot that I'm. supposed to interact with and she knows. how to press my buttons I'm working on a. bit on stage which it's like uh you you. we're going to [ __ ] robots but I think. it's going to be like a cell phone like. everyone's going to need a robot but. like if you're poor you're going to have. like a lower level like maybe while. you're [ __ ] it you get ads you know. what it's going to be like yeah liberty. liberty liberty it's going to be like. robot women or real women that's going. to be like that's what it's going to be.

like that's what's going to happen holy. [ __ ] robot women are real women that's. what it's going to be like and these. [ __ ] sociopaths with batteries in. them are going to just start running. [ __ ] yeah they have no fear she's a hot. robot she's so hot dude and once they. put the skin on her and you know she. looks. normal movie was so so good yeah it was. good man one of my all-time favorites. I've watched that so many times on. planes when I'm like going through my. laptop I'm like what do I got on here. it's I like a good psychological.

Thriller with three characters so it's. like it's almost more like a play it's. like all dialog heavy and just [ __ ]. like that could have been a play yeah. and it's so fascinating watching this. kid trying to work all this out you know. like work out that he got this. opportunity work out that he's there he. was so who's the actor Dom Hall geson. isn't that him perfectly awkward every. you know everything about him his origin. story everything perfectly. vulnerable you know and when when he. gets stuck at the end of the movie like.

oh my God that's real that's cuz you. kind of know it's coming but you kind. you also kind of want to believe a. little bit just cuz a baby deer is cute. doesn't mean the mountain line won't get. [Applause]. it that's the problem he got [ __ ] we. think he's a good guy he's a good guy. he's doing the right thing and then him. banging on the glass and you don't hear. a sound like oh my God you're going to. die in there yeah you're GNA die in.

there a24 makes a lot of cool [ __ ] yeah. just banging on it and knowing you ain't. putting a [ __ ] Dent it you are going. nowhere. forever it's I like when she just shov. the knife in them I love un Hollywood. endings dude I love when when they don't. give the PE and a lot of those movies. bomb because people want a happy ending. like I think one of Woody Allen's best. movies ever is purple Ros of Cairo and. it's a [ __ ] Downer of an ending and I.

think that's probably why it's one of. his biggest bombs you know what it's. going to be like you can have a robot. and you have a robot for a wife but that. robot for a wife if she catches you. doing anything if you do anything that's. illegal yeah you get like a red light. code and she detains. you cuz your robot wife is stronger than. you and you could [ __ ] this like really. hot robot wife and she looks like just a. really hot woman we're all going to be. Subs super sexy but what she really is. is a a murderous robot capable of.

pulling your [ __ ] head right off your. body how far are we from are we from. robot wars then like w of American. Robots versus Russian robots drones. that's true we're what is a missile. that's a good point what a guided. missile it's kind of a. robot those suic but drone veterans are. [ __ ] not as cool as actual on the. ground War veterans no they're. definitely not but do you know that they. suffer from a very specific type of PTSD. they Pro probably should they're killing. people yeah yeah and imagine watching. that on screen but your scars are not.

from being on the battlefield they're. from tripping over like a [ __ ] router. or something you know it's it's a. different type of PTSD it's definitely a. different type of PTSD but apparently. they're haunted they're haunted like. they I'm sure to you're you're playing. God mhm you're killing people and you're. doing a you're doing it a weird way. where you're watching a screen so you're. kind of like it's familiar it's like a. video game yeah and you got to imagine. if you see those kids that are like. really good at World of Warcraft and all. that [ __ ] just thinking Call of Duty. Call of Duty yeah Quake any of those.

games require fast twitch if you give. them a responsive enough interface and. some sort of insane weapon they could do. [ __ ] damage you get like a really. good video game player teach to for the. next War 100% not your strongest but. your your quickest fingers think about. it man I mean if you're watching like a. really there's some games that are like. I don't know how to play Starcraft but I. guess it's more like strategy and moving. things around it's not fast twitch but. there's a lot of these games like the.

third person shooter or first person. shooters yeah Halo uh unreal another one. Quake where you're you're moving fast. you're gunning things down you know it's. like if you can get a person who is. Elite at that where they just wipe out. there's certain guys that will they'll. have these death matches and these. certain guys that will literally wipe. out 60% of the other team yeah they're. just so good at [ __ ] people up. they're so good at it if you could get. that guy to somehow or another pilot a.

drone and if it's that responsive that. it allows him to instantaneously move. the thing and it's shooting real guns. he'll [ __ ] kill everybody he'll. [ __ ] kill everybody it'll be insane. instead of like an incel now you're like. a war hero right think about those Quake. characters Jamie pull up like Quake. Arena what's the what's the newest one. what is the newest one the one that we. all got addicted to again Champions. quick Champions if you're if you're. actually doing this in the real world. now imagine you're attached to some sort.

of a machine you're using all of these. like remote controls that you would use. on an Xbox you're totally familiar with. it so it's ex totally tuned to your need. on the other end of it there's a [ __ ]. robot with chain guns running into a. like a military complex and gunning. people. down and you're controlling this thing. while it's getting dinged up you're in. another place this thing can fly it.

shoots through the air and you just try. it on people in Yemen just try it and. you have this [ __ ] guy a guy who can. do this like watch this game imagine if. you can move a thing that moves like. this and has this kind of Weaponry we. can switch it back and forth between. different weapons I mean this is making. me dizzy how good this guy is look how. good this guy is just [ __ ] that dude up. yeah you're dead [ __ ] up you're dead. [ __ ] too you're dead then this would. actually be like this wouldn't be a. waste of time this would be training cuz. I think I think about it all the time.

about how like all like this is. different it's like lasers and [ __ ] but. I think like some of the war games. you're just like or GTA like they're fun. as hell but like what do you do when you. play GTA our friends are just going on. they're just murdering random people on. the sidewalk I'm like at a certain point. this is not great for your brain you. know what I mean it's not great for your. brain but it's no different than golf. it's a thing that people get really good. at and Super Hyper competitive at it's a. it's just it's no different than any. it's in between Golf and porn because.

because you watch porn for two minutes. you're like I don't feel great about. myself yeah but it's not real but like. if you're simulating something in your. head real but is that our head there. there is that for sure but if something. like that is really valuable like if. you're making a lot of money doing that. which some what is like the most. money are like they make a lot of money. right like Millions right so who could. argue against that like Billy you need. to get uh your law degree so that you.

can be a partner and you can [ __ ]. work weekends and 17-hour days and make. a small fraction of what you would do. with a blue wig on and [ __ ] the the. Terminator. sunglasses screaming at people is it any. different than being a comedian not cuz. you're kind of like well this is not a. real job in my mind but if you're in the. top 1% yeah you could do pretty [ __ ]. well man's worst enemy killer killer. robot dogs that are controlled by.

soldiers minds are Tried by Australian. Army see what I'm saying yeah I'm. telling you this is that Quake thing. we're not far away from that yeah it's. all oh look at that thing but if you can. make millions of dollars playing Quake. why wouldn't you just play Quake exactly. it's like we think of it's bad because. it used to be bad we got to get over. that idea of same goes for only fans. it's your [ __ ] body right I mean well. listen I'm all I'm a I'm a fan of people. doing whatever the [ __ ] they want and I. think there's a lot of pressure from. people shaming people and people getting.

upset at other people's choices like. worry about yourself be way better off. you should worry about yourself you know. a lot of times it is your own issues. with that right like for me like you. know I think I think I don't think. everyone should go to therapy but I. think some people could benefit from. talking out loud and looking at at. themselves you. know what do you mean by that I think. people who are judging other people's. lives okay what do you mean what do I. mean by that [ __ ] around Oh I thought. you just [ __ ] around no yeah no for.

sure it's just I I just think sometimes. if you're really mad about something. that doesn't affect you in any way. that's probably your [ __ ] it's 100% your. [ __ ] cuz you're wasting time yeah like. don't worry about that there's types of. really religious people who are into. charity and and love and and not judging. people and there's people who are really. religious who are like you're going to. hell yep yep just like there's good cops. and bad cops yeah it's really the same. thing it's just human beings at all. levels there's just such a variety of.

people and you lump them all into the. same thing that's why it gets so. offensive when someone you know just. wants to like single out one specific. swath of people that's responsible for. everything like no we're still. individuals man yeah we still have to be. individuals this idea that everybody has. to pretend that they're on a speci. special team that's an opposed to the. opposite gender or the opposite sexual. orientation like shut the [ __ ] up that's. so fake and it doesn't really affect you.

and you know where you know it's fake. where the comedy world what do you mean. because in the comedy world no one gives. a [ __ ] what you do you just have to be. funny well if you care about comedy. funny is your language it's all that we. M it's all that we care about like I. love Tim Dylan to death you know I the. fact that he's a gay man I don't believe. first of all I don't believe. it I think it's a scam I've never seen. him have sex with guys a gay guy with. that voice he's he you he's one of the. funniest human beings that's ever live.

that's what's important no one gives a. [ __ ] if he's gay like no one gives a. [ __ ] no one gives a [ __ ] if you're trans. if you're funny no one gives a [ __ ] if. you're Asian if you're Bobby Lee no one. cares all they care is are you cool to. be around are you funny first two I was. cool with Asian is a br too far I think. but uh no he's I'm I'm with you like we. don't care comedy is a weirdly accepting. place that's why it's funny that we get. considered like you know they're like. this is a dude's club like no we want to. be around funny if you care about comedy. it's just harder for women uh the women.

the road that's why it's harder for. women the road's dangerous the road is. dangerous creep I mean especially when. you're starting out and you have to stay. in like a comedy condo and [ __ ] 100%. that is where women really have it. harder I think so well that's one aspect. of it but also even just the AC of. standup like when you're going on stage. and you're a woman and you're starting. to talk about politics yeah you're going. to get a certain percentage of the guys. the audience like that guy that was. doing this with you yeah he was doing. that because of a woman right he was.

doing do you know how how bad it would. be if an actual woman was on stage and. she's saying and the girl wants she. wants to be there like come on she's. really funny let's go see her you laugh. at a woman women are capable of being. funny Greg and he said and then Greg. gets a little drunk he's like B. you know and now you're intimidated boo. they yell and show your tis what if this. guy's going to punch me you're yeah it. could be show your tits it's worse it. could be a lot worse and it's also it's. like so there's there's a certain amount.

of men that are going to be prejudiced. about what you talk about like you're. not allowed to talk about politics don't. [ __ ] tell me who the [ __ ] real. president is they'll do that with any. com I think with women they get unfairly. condemned for like sex jokes sex jokes. [ __ ] oh look at her she's a [ __ ] no. she's a lot of jokes are about sex sex. is right the way they use violence in a. movie cuz it's extreme we use sex as a. punchline sometimes also when a woman. tells a joke about sex if a guy in the. audience is like yeah.

yeah he got horny from the joke yeah. right right that's creepy that's. possible if a man is on stage and he. tells a sex joke and a woman goes yeah. like look at this crazy [ __ ] like. immediately you got to diffuse it it's. not a threat so it's a completely. different Dynamic so that part is more. dangerous it's more dangerous to be. sexual it's more dangerous to be. vulnerable late nights walking home in a. random City I mean I I was attacked on. the road once I I can't think like you. how you get attack I was at a bar right.

after the gig in Vermont and some guy. walked up to me and he goes uh he goes. uh University of Vermont and I was like. uh no and he goes master's degree and I. said uh you're getting colder and he. just looked at me and he goes I'm going. to beat the [ __ ] out of all of you to me. and like three people I was with and I. just kind of like Shrugged it off like. he's drunk I'm ignoring her so I turned. around he takes a pint glass and smashes. it over my head oh Jesus Christ and uh. he ends up running out the cops they. called the cops on him I was all right I. honestly this sounds ridiculous but I.

had a jewo at the time and it did. provide some support for my head it. really did help and uh he runs for it. the cops get him he went for one of the. cops guns oh Jesus Christ but he was in. a blackout they uh they they shoot him. no no they didn't um and they were you. upset about that no I don't want him to. die who were you rooting for a wound a. foot wound I a little a little police. brutality I would have been okay with. just above the. knee but but they they arrest him I get.

a call they're like hey um we're like we. with the victim's Advocate or whatever. from Vermont and they said uh yeah that. was a therapist he was in a blackout. he's going through a divorce the. therapist yeah the guy who hit me was a. therapist and uh therapists or a lot of. therapists are [ __ ] insane I used to. date a therapist she was removed from my. show earlier this year uh yeah I mean a. lot of them are a little cuckoo well. that's well that's like elron harber he. was like trying to self self- diagnose.

well it always starts good with these. guys same with Jim Jones they always. start they always start nice and then it. ends up in a place where you like you. believe the [ __ ] for lack of a better. word you drink your own Kool-Aid right. and I mean Elon hubber Jim Jones anyone. you want to [ __ ] a lot of the a lot of. crazy people are very int Ted Bundy uh I. mean not Ted Bundy uh kazinski very. smart guy oh yeah he was really smart a. lot of these and Ted Bundy was probably. pretty [ __ ] smart too yeah in a. creepy way creepy just because you're. smart doesn't mean you're nice of course. not he could be a real monster totally.

be super intelligent but like a lot of. therapists just cuz like you're a. therapist doesn't mean you're not. [ __ ] insane right you could be insane. they whole reason why you got involved. in it could be because you're insane and. you want to read people yeah and you can. read people well and you can manipulate. people I mean a therapist that convinced. her uh patient to kill her. ex she convinced her patient to kill her. ex that's like a great movie premise. yeah no it's but it's real see if you. can find that story Jamie I know I saved. it I can find it if you can't but this.

therapist talked this guy she talked. this guy in killing her ex that's [ __ ]. up you kill him I'm GNA suck your [ __ ]. you know like he was telling her stories. he was telling her his stories and she. was telling him she loved him and you. know something happened something kind. of hot about that though [ __ ] hot as. [ __ ] look everybody dies female. therapists can be really hot counselor. attempts to enlist patient in her plot. to have her ex-husband. murdered Cynthia guy wait a minute is. that her is that Cynthia know the nerve.

of these people Charing 250 an hour and. then trying to get you involved in this. [ __ ] Cynthia guy wanted her ex-husband. dead but her patient teamed with. investigators to take her down oh the. patient's snitch that's why you don't. get any good crazy. [ __ ] this season six a Fargo right. Deal's a deal dude deal is a deal that's. you know you shoot my ax I God come. on you should have taken it what are you. going to do D the rest of your life you. got to go what would have happened if I.

shot that guy there's something hot. about [ __ ] the therapist though it's. like [ __ ] the teacher it's like. they're in a position of power over you. it most porn is [ __ ] people you. shouldn't be [ __ ] there's the real. power struggle is like when do we get to. [ __ ] before I kill your ex or or. after know I need to know for sure. you're really on this program. dude I 100% you know what guys just. imagine Okay Sophia varar we're talking. about her imagine someone not her of. course because that would be offensive. but imagine someone who looks exactly.

like her yeah and she's trying to. convince you to kill some terrible. terrible terrible person and if you do. she's gonna suck your car yeah do I have. to take a picture though version another. one New Jersey therapist asked patient. to help her find a Hitman and attack her. ex. wow you know what I would say if my. therapist you know what I would say if. my therapist said this to me I'd say. this is my time that I pay for why are. you talking to me about killing your. [ __ ] I would say keep talking what.

kind of deal are we talking about it. depends on who I am if it's me right now. yeah I'd be like this is crazy talk I'm. very I mean I'm turned on and I have an. erection but I'd like you to stop I'm. going to jerk off in your bathroom but. if I was 24 year-old me I might kill. that. dude how [ __ ] strangle that guy. there's that movie about this you ever. see that movie to die for with Nicole. Kidman it's a great movie Buck Henry. wrote it wrote The Graduate and she gets. a young Walken Phoenix to murder her. husband she's his teacher it's kind of.

hot though bro hell ha no. fury like a woman's. G there's crazy human beings that happen. to have vaginas okay that's a real thing. and to ignore that is just as crazy as. to say that anybody who says they're. trans can use the women's room cuz both. of those things are equally crazy why. can't yeah why can't I think anyone can. be crazy I think of anything that's. that's inclusive but there was a time. where that was really shunned that well.

there are women there are men who. Gaslight women and call them crazy when. they're the ones manipulating them so I. think that's where that comes from but. like doesn't mean a woman can't be crazy. it 100% but it also does mean that guys. will say a woman's crazy if they are. trying to Gaslight them that's true too. totally it's a it's lazy point out why. they're crazy don't just use you know. like show give some examples right it's. it's inept it's not effective because. lazy is easy to count like no you're. lazy like now you're in a now you're. playing [ __ ] pickle ball you know no.

you're lazy you know this stupid yeah. the the correct thing is to say exactly. why what you're doing is lazy and what. you think is actually behind that. thinking the way you behave constructive. yeah be constructive or just be. communicative to the point of like. saying I have a real issue with this and. uh I don't want to play stupid games. yeah so either we're nice to each other. or we're never going to be nice to each. other anymore because I'm going to go. away like I'm not interested in you know. arguing about dumb [ __ ] that shouldn't.

really be something that anybody AR dumb. [ __ ] every time in argument I'm like. this is [ __ ] dumb it's because it. here's what it should be you one of you. says something that bothers you and the. other person if you're if you love them. you should just be like all right 100%. there's no why you fight when you see. couples fighting in public I'm like yeah. you two should not probably be. together yeah especially if you're call. one calling each other like I I used to. have neighbors who would scream at each. other in ways where I'd be like this is. not healthy for either of you no I I.

never do that I never I can't scream and. I can't say names I just can't do it I. don't want to do that I don't ever want. to do that in my life and I think it's a. dangerous area to get to CU I think if. you're screaming at each other and. calling each other names and saying mean. [ __ ] to each other you're really feel. close to violence yeah you're on. violence's door and you know there's any. like one constant in my life it's been. like avoid violence at all costs yeah.

other than like competition but avoid. avoid because that's kind of different. that's like I'm trying to figure out. myself that's like what like martial. arts competition is about you're really. trying to figure out how far you can go. and how good you can get at this but. like real world violence at all costs. [ __ ] your ego get out of there yeah it's. not wor none of if it's worth it in the. moment you think it's [ __ ] I mean I got. into a fight with a guy in the park the. other day cuz it was like me and my. friend no we got we were exchanging. words it didn't get physical thank God. but I uh no we were arguing because they.

were like all these skater kids and they. just kept coming through our basketball. court and I was like guys come on like. we're not going in your area just could. he just stopped coming here and he goes. uh skaters were here first I'm like oh. great now this is like the Middle East. we're [ __ ] arguing about like dude. just let us have and we it kind of. escalated and I was like hey man I don't. want to AR and he like me NE was like. all right good that's good but you get. the wrong guy you're like [ __ ] oh yeah. well there's guys who look for things. like that especially guys who know how. to fight a little bit and they'll. they'll just decide they want to show. off yeah they want to show off and they. want to tea off on your face yeah you.

know especially if they come from abused. backgrounds or their dad beat them or. something like that yeah those are. [ __ ] dangerous people because they're. so used to violence they're so used to. violence that violence to them is like. First Choice you know they're ready to. like smack you because people have been. smacking them their whole life my. biological father was just dist so I'm. like I think I'm passive because of that. I don't want to argue even I'm I like. shrink kind of I'm not that but you know. I think if you had an abusive Dad yeah. you're going to want to [ __ ] throw. down probably yeah there's like a. there's a a fine line for with every.

interaction like how much could this. interaction have been different if I. approached it different right you know. how much of it could have been avoided. if I was less defensive or if I was more. friendly and disarming or if I was just. more careful with my words how much. different how much could I have. manipulated this conversation or. massaged this. conversation and you know that's a thing. you always have to think about when it. comes to like two people that don't know. each other interacting with each other.

especially if they're drunk you know. like after a show or something like that. I hate bad drunks cuz I think I'm I'm. not a bad drunk that's at a certain age. I'm a happy drunk me too I'm a nice I'm. a nice drunk uh I will deny that I'm. drunk when I'm drunk that's the one. thing that's like I will literally come. home shitfaced and I'm like I want drink. I dude if you wake me up at 4 in the. morning I'll swear I was already. awake I won't I don't know why I lie was. the only lie I'll tell that's my my lie. my lie is I was asleep I wasn't asleep.

that's my lie for why I don't know man I. wish I knew it's worth the [ __ ]. there's an answer in there somewhere but. that's the one time I will definitely. lie if you not really most of the time. I'll probably tell the truth now but. like in my life how many times have I. lied when someone called woke me up like. 99% of the time like I'm always like no. I'm awake I'm awake what's up I've. gotten better at this [ __ ] like I've. gotten better at saying I'm cuz I was at. a Knicks game with my girl the other. night and like I was screaming at the. ref and she was like you're [ __ ].

drunk and I was like yeah you watched me. drink like what I don't know why that's. surprised you saw me uh and I was. yelling at him as this funny NBA ref. he's like this guy Tony Brothers he's. like a funny ref so I'm I'm like you. stink you're the worst ref and he just. looks around he gives me one of these. like just like annoyed he's a funny he's. got a funny like face. uh it's very sarcastic ref so but uh. yeah no I've gotten better at admitting. it but for years I was like I'm not it. came from just being a kid and coming. home drunk and my mom being furious at. me and she's learning how to be like a.

good drunk actor my parents would lock. the door so I would just keep hitting. the doorbell my face passed out half. against the door so they'd open it and. I'd fall flat on my face how old were. you I was like 16 probably but I. remember I was just puking my guts out. and my mom would she doesn't know how to. deal with a drunk my mom doesn't drink. so she would come in and bring me. chamomile tea as I'm puking I'm like. perect yeah this will this will Sol. that'll do it that'll do it you got any. zucchinis back. there serve with it the [ __ ] give. lady she didn't know she was just trying. to insane but uh no I mean I I can't.

stand bad drunks because oh they're. terrible I don't mind like if you're. just a little sloppy but if you're like. an aggressive drunk man there's. something I I nah I got no time for that. [ __ ] and it's always like how much do I. invested in you like how much do I know. you know you I really know you know you. and it's just an off night like you're. all right dude don't worry about it you. give him a hug and go bro you were crazy. you were crazy you're trying to fight. cops exactly that's the thing was I. really yeah you tried to fight a cop man. come on well that's the thing I'm.

compassionate cuz I drink so I if. someone's badly behaved I'm like hey I'm. usually as long as they're not like an. huge [ __ ] I don't want people kicked. out of my shows ever so I'm very yeah. very gentle with that but at the same. time uh I think people I mean I remember. a guy threw a [ __ ] bottle at David. tell's head and he was just like he gave. I think he gave the guy's friend bail. money for the. guy Jesus Christ cuz he's that [ __ ]. nice that's amazing yeah I'm not that. nice I'm not that nice you saw a bottle. in my head yeah The Comedy Store in the.

dark days the dark days of like the 90s. the ComEd store was totally unpoliced I. hate that and there was no crowd control. it was terrible it was not good but it. was good cuz it was like working out at. Kon gym where they kept the temperature. at like 98 Degrees all the time you just. it's so hard to work there but you go on. the road and you're like at The Improv. in Fort Lauderdale and you're [ __ ]. slaying your shit's tight because you're. dealing with animals also you have you.

have the ability to flow if something. happens in the crowd you know if. something happens you're so accustomed. to things going sideways yeah we're. Comedy Store like The Comedy Store 90s. comedians you know and I count Diaz in. one of those were constantly involved in. these chaotic shows they were nuts man. there were nuts people would Pile in. there but it makes you who you are makes. you who you are it's it's not easy it's. a that was a hard room it was really. loud the hallway was really loud people. were always out there in the hallway.

yelling that was Broadway comedy club. for us in New York that was a rough room. I I used to work the door there for a. couple years and it sucked I I they'd. give you stage time they let you go on. but like I remember a guy [ __ ] spit. on me during my set and I'm like my God. this is like this is maybe a bit much. Joey Cola told me that he was doing Pips. in Brooklyn and a guy showed him his gun. yeah showed him his gun and he said you. [ __ ] suck you [ __ ] suck you're not. funny at all you [ __ ] suck I'm going. to shoot you in your [ __ ] head and. he's like hey buddy what do I do you.

know he's trying to like like choke. around Joey Cole is like the sweetest. nicest guy ever a lot of pressure. whoever's on next yeah better [ __ ]. turn this around yeah Joey's a funny. dude man you ever seen Joey Co I haven't. but I know I'm aware of his reputation. as being a killer he's a killer dude. especially like the the '90s. oh my God Joey Cole was an animal he was. an so. fast it Pips that's where di started out. guy oh yeah or a killer just some hit or. a crazy person with a gun could be all.

the above but there's a lot of you're in. Brooklyn you're in sheep's head Bay yeah. I was like what do you think is. happening there you know if you're in. Chinatown and you're hear some guy you. know talking Chinese you get hit in the. net with a dart dude I had an incident. once I was leaving terrible Club decater. rizing star in Princeton there's many. there probably like 12 years ago or. something and it you know one of the. rare clubs that would headline me back. then and uh I'm getting I'm coming back. that night on the train on Amtrak. whatever wait or New Jersey Transit. rather and I'm on the platform and I'm.

just like I got a bottle of whiskey with. me I'm like that's I'm like I'm going. back tonight I'll have a few drinks I'll. chill on the train and I'm a little. buzzed and this dude just walks up to me. something's like off about him and he's. like [ __ ] with people on the platform. and he said to me like he's going to. everyone like how do you feel about. immigration and I'm like what is wrong. with this guy so when he gets over to me. I'm like I'll [ __ ] with him back I was I. had that much alcohol in me and he goes. uh where do you stand on immigration I. was like they're ruining the damn. country and like I shouldn't have said. that I was just trying to be silly like. obviously I don't believe that but he's.

like he goes you're a bad [ __ ] person. he goes I should [ __ ] hurt you and I. was like what is like he's a creepy. little dude so I'm like what whatever. but I'm like maybe he's got a weapon I. get on the train I'm hiding from me he's. trying to find me I'm like hiding cuz I. just I don't want to deal with this how. you get away from him so he keeps. [ __ ] with people as he's looking for. me I'm like hiding I see him how'd you. get away from him initially after said I. I just kept walking away and he wasn't. like he was kind of like still keeping. his eye on me and trying to find me but. he wasn't like chasing me you know he's. sizing you up sizing me up and I'm on. the train and I'm hiding so I'm like I.

don't want to [ __ ] this guy's insane I. didn't realize how crazy he was I. thought it was like and it was a rookie. move by me I'm a New Yorker I know. better than to do this [ __ ] I'm on the. train I'm sitting down I'm hiding I'm. texting my friend uh and I'm like this. guy's [ __ ] with me on the train he's. like ah [ __ ] I'm sorry whatever I see. him do it to another guy how do you feel. about immigration and this and he just. keeps [ __ ] with the dude and it's a. big black dude and he goes East New York. [ __ ] and I'm like this is like. my guardian angel right here oh he like. gets in the guy's face he's like I'm. gonna [ __ ] kill you and then like. some ticket boy tries to get in the.

middle they have to stop the train this. dude was about to get [ __ ] pounded I. got like saved by some weird yeah. there's people out there in the world. that you should not [ __ ] with and you. find those and those prankster guys. every now and then they run into the. wrong dude it's not a smart move I get. it you're trying to get a lot of people. to pay attention you and that will be. effective but you might get concussed. you see old clips of Tom Green I'm like. thank God he didn't get to ask I mean. this is like balls crazy green was crazy. he was Innovative I mean he was I credit. him to being one of The Inspirations for.

me starting this for sure I love him do. you ever see his show Tom Green Show did. you ever do the show the the in-house. show no the in-house show was incredible. I don't know if you were when did you. start standup 2005 okay so this was only. two years after you started Tom Green. had a a internet show in his no I. remember the clips I never I was. obsessed with his MTV show it was. amazing it's in an Eminem. song he made a [ __ ] &m song he the. one I remember all the time is. undercutters pizza where he would just.

follow people he'd follow a pizza. delivery guy and bring all the toppings. in a suitcase and he'd be like we're. undercutters Pizza we'll charge you less. to the guy he was delivering it to and. I'm like and the guy [ __ ] tried to. kick his ass it was so under cutter piz. so stupid and funny I I think he was uh. he's a genius he was pretty great he got. really good at standup too by the way he. really did he's doing the mothership. soon he's this is it the guy want to. [ __ ] kick his ass the guy get so mad. oh I remember when he smashed his.

testicle live on air cuz he he got it. removed from when he had cancer yeah. yeah I I respect him a. lot um he's coming soon he's gonna be on. the podcast soon too yeah he's uh he's. great underappreciate it yeah I feel so. I feel like that and I really like to. stand up he's a big he's a big name. he is but I don't think well Freddy Got. Fingered is a [ __ ] great movie insan. I I was one of three people in the movie. theater opening day when it came out the. other two my friends my empty movie.

theater it was an empty movie it didn't. pan out commercially but my friend Eddie. Bravo told me about it he goes dude he. goes I know everybody says it sucks go. see Freddy Got Fingered I'm really it's. insane he goes it's so funny he jerks. off a horse it's am or an elephant. whatever whatever no he uh it's amazing. it's so silly he's uh ahead of his time. he was ahead of his time yeah he sucks. off a cow or something he's out of his. mind yeah it's one of you know what it's. one of the last movies I feel like that. got destroyed by critics it's when. critics still had their power and it was.

like a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes or whatever. and they were like it's like back like. think about critics I don't think that. had Rotten Tomatoes back then but it. whatever it was it was like it was like. Roger Ebert and Jean CIS being like this. sucks and I Ebert's a great reviewer he. doesn't always get comedies but like if. you read Ebert's old reviews they're. incredible they're he's one of the best. writers did you ever read the script. that he wrote no I never did is it good. or no he wrote some crazy movie what was. the movie that Roger Ebert wor it's like. it's so insane you're like like what are.

you doing what is this it sucked it I I. mean I'm not the one to judge I'm not a. movie critic and I don't know how to. interpret scripts maybe it could have. been made amazing but most people. thought it was Preposterous well his. reviews though I mean that was his. talent his reviews because he would. write [ __ ] and look. wrer he would he would articulate things. like [ __ ] I didn't realize I felt that. way and that's what a good writer can do. you know yeah but it's also he's a. different human than you like an Adam. Sandler movie for me I'm like I can. review an Adam Sandler movie and I go.

it's fun silly it's great the Zohan. [ __ ] everyone Cuts Hair kicks. everybody's ass it's really fun at the. end of the movie you're like I had a. good [ __ ] time but you can like both. that's the also he did uncut gems which. is a complete polar opposite of that. what did you see that movie makes my. [ __ ] hand. I'm going oh Jesus [ __ ] do this man. don't [ __ ] do this when you watch. that gambling junky keep placing those. bets and you feel the anxiety you feel. it I feel it no it was it was that's one.

of the most stressed inducing movies. I've ever seen but man he's great in it. he's so good in that movie that movie. that movie they're great directors those. guys they're they're really good the. safy brothers they did like good time. you ever see that they're [ __ ] great. what's good time it's with Robert. Patterson it's like another crazy. adrenal Rush type movie like that it's. really it's really cool did you see. sissu I I it was on TV the other day and. I was loving it and I had to run out. it's that war movie right it's [ __ ]. great yeah violent [ __ ] I'm I'm putting. on the list right now it's [ __ ] great.

it's so ridiculous and it's like. basically like John Wick in World War II. I I got to see this it's amazing. man stabbed in the head and then I uh. and I to run out it's [ __ ] incredible. this dude is the [ __ ] yeah that was it. and I had to [ __ ] run out I'm telling. you this dude's the [ __ ] he's amazing he. stole his gold and he just wants it back. oh he [ __ ] everybody up man and it's. movies I love. them yeah yeah it's a [ __ ] fun movie.

man it's a really fun movie got to check. it out does have like one line the whole. time also yeah yeah yeah you can watch. it like it doesn't matter it's like my. favorite moments in John Wick are not of. him talking all due respect to Keana. Reeves I love that dude but my favorite. Mo moments in John wicker him just. [ __ ] fing everybody up it's just. incred it's like beautiful the way it's. choreographed it's like beautiful. violence bro John Wick won I don't care. what anybody says it's like one of the. best movies ever in terms of like what. it's trying to do what is it trying to.

do it's trying to excite you and get you. fired up and get you engaged and wanting. this guy to be successful and kill all. these bad guys and you're on his side. immediately 100% And he's doing things. that you know can't possibly there's not. a person who is okay with you murdering. a dog exactly you can't [ __ ] maybe. Michael Vic 10 years ago other than that. it's also Redemption denied so this guy. has this Redemption story he's decided. to settle down with this amazing woman. I'm not going to be a Hitman for the. Russian mob anymore which is kind of.

problematic already cuz probably killed. a lot of nice people but you have. beautiful hair and you are Keana Reeves. so I'm going to let it slide for now so. but this woman obviously they were. really in love and then you know when. she dies and then they steal his car and. kill his dog you don't [ __ ] with a man's. car their dog okay yeah okay and you're. so you're rooting for him every step of. the way and then the [ __ ] guy who is. the guy who played the father is the. head of the Russian mom he just passed. away that guy a great actor God damn he. was incredible he's so good in that.

movie man he's so when he's explaining. to his son what he did wrong yeah you. know cuz he kind you could tell he's. kind of on he's more like Wick he's more. on his side but he's like it's my. [ __ ] son well he knows what's going. to happen yeah you're [ __ ] yeah when. he says to him he goes we called. Baba yeah here play this this is one of. my favorite scenes in any movie when uh. Ari Bert Tom and I were having sober. October fitness challenge I watched this. on a loop I watched this like 50 times.

in a. row the [ __ ] greatest scenes in any. movie I love this the [ __ ] ultimate. Boogeyman rich guy son piece of [ __ ]. hatable he has aable face too just. admitted he killed some people in. Atlantic City yeah keep it going oh this. is Barbie for men I just want you to. understand that's what that is you know. how you love Barbie I enjoyed Barbie too.

I didn't like it I thought it was fun I. thought it was a silly movie I enjoyed. it I went with my wife and my daughters. we had a good time yeah I I look I it. was beautiful looking I I think they're. that's Barbie for me yeah I it was it's. not for me well I enjoyed it yeah I did. I'm not faking enjoying it I thought it. was a fun silly movie what did you not. like about it hm uh I just didn't think. it was that funny I just thought it was. kind of like I I'm I'm going to get. trash for this but I I just thought it. was uh I know everyone loves this.

[ __ ] movie but I just thought it was. I didn't laugh I just didn't like didn't. laugh ever not really no I laughed a few. times I was looking to laugh I was. looking to laugh I went into it with a. really good mood you know I was looking. to laugh I was looking to have a good. time I was too no I never go in wanting. to not like a movie I love movies man I. I think gr a girl is crazy talented um. uh I just didn't really you know what. else I couldn't [ __ ] stand is. everyone's talking about this movie. saltburn do you see this [ __ ] no what is. that it's like Talented Mr Ripley for. retards I.

guess it's like uh if you [ __ ] can't. if you don't like nuance and you need to. see a dude's dick every 3 minutes what. is it salurn what is this movie about. have you heard of this it's basically. talented heard of it I haven't seen it. it's just not a nuanced movie it's like. so over the toop he's look the actor are. very good and it looks beautiful it's. just I think the script was like I've. never heard of this until right now oh. it's huge it's a huge movie I'm so out. of the loop dude. yeah I didn't I didn't like it I'm out. of the cultural Loop do you think you.

want to get into films is that why. you're so I love movies yeah I'm working. on Norman and I wrote a movie with uh. with uh Noah Garden Schwarz and Esther. Steinberg it's like a drinking buddies. movie it's fun it's really funny so. hopefully we do some with that yeah I'm. trying to develop a TV show right now I. like I like writing I like writing plots. and and dialogue and stuffff and uh I. worked on one for a while with Dana. ghoul we worked on an animated show for. so [ __ ] long and we couldn't sell it. but uh you know but I loved it I I will. make it someday but uh yeah I think this.

this show I'm working on I'm writing it. with you know Mike Lawrence the comedian. I know the name he's a [ __ ] beast may. maybe I do know him he was a roast. battle Champion back in the day but he. uh he's a great standup too but he uh we. we're creating this show and it's I. think it's going to be really cool yeah. I love movies I like pull up Mike. Lawrence I love standup the most and. that'll always be number one but like I. I want to try other avenues good to do. man and I and I love I love movies I.

know that dude yeah he's great oh dude. the lines he's written for this I'm like. [ __ ] they're beautiful I like I think. everybody should like other stuff too I. don't think it's bad to like other stuff. you know I love sports I love movies I. love uh I love I I have so many. interests but I mean uh like I told you. like Golden Age Hol hwood for I love. film The Wall I love like old school. movies and [ __ ] would you love to be a. [ __ ] spider on the wall during like a. James Cagney movie dude okay what that. was like can I give you a book. recommendation yeah uh it's called I.

think it's called look up the title. exactly it's called lunches with Orson I. think it's about Orson Wells it's. literally Orson Wells shitalking. every actor and director from the 30s to. like the 80s it's one of the funniest. he's incredibly funny oh he was. brilliant because he I mean yeah he. underperformed it's brilliant I mean he. underperformed but think about making. Citizen Kane I know but he. underperformed but but that that always. drove me crazy like why why did he go to. sell wine after that why why did he. broke I understand that I I'm I'm.

criticizing him for selling wine I would. do it too my my criticism is like you. were the [ __ ] man you were war of. Worlds you know you you played that on. the radio and freaked out half the. country you were Citizen Kane you know. he was going up against William Randolph. Hurst. I mean he was essentially making a film. that was about William Randol H William. Randol H was very aware of it so is. everyone else [ __ ] to scary. powerful so scary that marijuana is. still a schedule one drug today because.

of William Randol first that's a fact. that's a fact yeah William Randol Hurst. with HST Publications they they started. printing they're the ones that came up. with this whole idea with along with. Harry anslinger that marijuana was a. different drug cuz they they were using. hemp for everything using hemp for. clothes hemp makes a superior fabric it. makes a superior paper it's way better. for paper it's way more sustainable you. could repopulate if you have land and. you're growing hemp on it and you cut it.

all down you grow it back in a year if. you have land where you're growing trees. and you chop them down to make paper. you're [ __ ] for 20 30 years man you. know it's a different thing you're doing. and it's far superior but for years they. had used paper because they used to have. a there was a machine that came out. called the decorticator and when the. machine came out it could effectively. process hemp fiber with a machine they. used to use slaves so when when when. they use slaves it wasn't as cost.

effective as cotton was so then they. start cotton picking Eli Whitney comes. out with the cotton Jin and then Kemp. gets kind of put on the barn bur back. burner rather because it's not as easy. to do like you got to beat the [ __ ] out. of that stock to break it down into. fibers and weave those fibers but if you. do it's was Superior so this invention. comes out called the decorticator pull. up a decorticator so you can see what it. is so it's this big steel wheel with. these like like rods poking out these. Pokey points poking out and they grind.

down the hemp fiber with this so that. you can make Superior paper soine that. does yes so popular mechanics or Popular. Science on the front cover says hemp the. new billion dooll crop so there's a. competition with these people that have. paper mills so William Randol Hurst not. only has he Publications he also has. paper mills and he has huge forests that. he's chopping down to make paper for his. newspaper so instead of like switching. everything over to hemp he decides to. demonize hemp so he creates a new name.

they create a new drug called marijuana. and marijuana was the name they used to. use for a wild Mexican tobacco and so. they attribute this marijuana name to. cannabis which they've always used cuz. it's hemp it's the same thing that they. always used Ved it he villainized it and. then came out with Reefer Madness and. those crazy propaganda movies it makes. you shoot up a school they started. writing stories in Hearst Publications. about blacks and Mexicans who are taking.

this marijuana and raping white women so. they put everybody into a [ __ ] fever. pitch and then they outlawed it wow yeah. that is [ __ ] nutty and that it's. 20124 and it's still schedule one that. is crazy I did not know that was hers. ran off her so that's the guy that Orson. Wells was up against incredible I mean. is that wild dude I highly recommend it. it's like the amount of [ __ ] talking I. mean everybody gets people it's like. basically a podcast but in text but like.

people so Richard Burton will like walk. up to a mid interview and he's like can. you see I'm talking to someone else like. he's like a psycho but there's one part. where like this guy Henry jagam like. worships uh oron Wells like he's like. he's my hero he's a genius so I guess he. knew Peter bogdanovich and he goes how. about like setting me up with him I. wrote a movie part that' be killer for. him he's like he's never going to do it. but if you want to meet him he's staying. at this hotel in New York so you know. he's like a [ __ ] dude he's like every. time he's at dinner you know he's got. eating problem so like I'll have one. bite of this and then he goes back to. his room and orders six ribe eyes and.

[ __ ] gorgeous but this guy goes to. meet him and he's like literally. knocking on his hotel room door to be in. his movie and there's a guy who's. interviewing him in the book they became. buddies but he knocks in his door and he. goes uh please be in my movie and he. goes I'll never do a director's first. film [ __ ] you I'll never do it and he. goes you acted in your first film and he. was like he goes no I won't do it and he. goes you you love magic please you know. please do this I know you you you're an. amateur magician and he goes never and. then he pauses and he's like in this. film could I wear a cape and he's like. yeah and he's like all right I'll do it.

that's all it took he's a [ __ ] weird. dude that's wild but he uh the amount of. people he [ __ ] talks in the book where. he's like [ __ ] he's like [ __ ] Woody. Allen and he'll just go like a a but. it's like everything he says like I love. Woody Allen but everything he says I'm. like it's pretty [ __ ] fun. what was he saying about Woody Allen you. know that his type of self-deprecation. is insincere and he can tell he loves. himself oo he's like I don't buy it I. think this guy loves himself and like. he's like anyone who's this who's this. self-deprecating it's [ __ ] [ __ ].

he loves himself the way he acts about. himself he a lot of stuff like that. he'll [ __ ] on like oh I like it Not only. was he skeptical of Allen's approach to. Comedy but he was vehemently averse to. the hungry ego it served I hate Woody. Allen physically I dislike that kind of. man he said adding oh yes I can hardly. bear to talk to him he has the chaplain. disease L people hated chap don't don't. say this about chaplain well you know a. lot of people I love Fatty Arbuckle that.

the book about Fatty Arbuckle who. [ __ ] hated chaplain they I think they. ended up all right but but they were. like he was like team Buster Keon I. don't know if you want to get on team. Fatty Arbuckle really he didn't do it he. didn't do it he didn't do it that's. [ __ ] he was framed yeah great book. called frame up uh I don't know exactly. who FR how much he was he was exonerated. was he yeah oh he was yeah it's but. that's the [ __ ] up thing we're talking. about as if he did it oh and this was. 1930 what yeah and you know what the. [ __ ] up part is he had to do like four. trials to get properly exonerated so ate.

up his life and he died like a year. later from a heart attack oh my God but. no he was dude I mean he created the pie. throw think about how [ __ ] crazy that. is Fatty Arbuckle invented the pie throw. in the face so what was wrong with. chaplain I think they thought is. chaplain like Michael Jordan no I think. but seriously no I if you think about. like you're that guy back then you're. the comedy guy you're the [ __ ] king. of comedy I don't know I think. he I think obviously a genius but I. think also like think of the circles.

like he rolled with like Einstein right. but that's what I'm saying remember that. speech that he gave in that movie what. was it the dictator what was that movie. that he did uh I think I I don't know. his movie that well but they're playing. it every night at the cellar so I know. him silently there's a speech that he. gave that is. it's relevant today like this speech. about. Humanity you know do you remember that I. don't it's it's brilliant it's been a. while since I've watched this stuff I. mean I I I was more into Buster Keaton.

personally well Buster Keaton was. amazing the stunts that that guy did. holy [ __ ] man broke his everything he. broke everything dude that guy was doing. wild [ __ ] he was falling off buildings. going through awnings like legitimately. going through awnings it's insane see if. you can find that that Charlie Chaplain. speech I want to get to Buster Keaton. but there's a speech that he did do you. know what I'm talking about Jamie I. think this is it I don't let me see what. it looks like yeah that's it let me hear. this so he's got the Hitler mustache.

yeah he looks like Hitler they've added. the Han Zimmer Inception music to this. I'm. sorry I want to be a little more. dramatic that's not my. business I don't want to rule or conquer. anyone do you me to keep the music yeah. okay no unless you can find one that. doesn't have the music I feel like this. is going to make it different it. definitely does yeah Fatty Arbuckle is. definitely framed though and he uh here. it is oh here it. is fatty we got your back from Beyond. the. Grave all I have to say is [ __ ] Fatty. Arbuckle all I have to say is not a lot.

of laughs per minute on that speech. that's a good point I don't think that. was a comedy no no it was but uh it. wasn't but uh you know what was the. movie The Greatest dictator The Great. Dictator what was the movie about I. don't know I don't I don't know but that. was pretty [ __ ] good today it gives. you it actually makes me sad sometimes. yeah I mean about machines holy [ __ ]. also it's like it was so obvious they. were they saw the writing on the wall. yeah so did Ted kazinski by the way yeah. he made a lot of good points when you.

take out the murder he did he take out. all the bombings he was saying the. technology was going to replace us he's. right that's the worst part when these. monsters are like man but he obviously. was a bright mind that was a satire it. says 1940 American anti-war political. satire black comedy the black comedy. written directed produced scored and. scored by and starring Charlie Chaplan. following the tradition of many of his. other films wow he did everything man. yeah of course he was a dick if you're. doing all those things your steep jobs.

but you're doing in a movie it's the. same kind of animal you know I don't. know man I like Louis you know yeah but. he's different yeah Lou different Lou. does everything he did everything on. Louis it's I'm not saying that it's. impossible to be like a cool person and. also be all those things it's just. harder to do you know I I get it I just. I I feel like guys like that probably. don't have Charlie Chaplain as friends. either yeah you know what I'm saying. which I think is one of the critical. things about our occupation is that. we're constantly surrounded by people. like us like we're all kind of very.

like-minded animals and we have uh an. appreciation for each other that is very. different than most OCC occupations you. know I have like a reverence for like. Elite professional comedians like I'll. do anything for you that's how I feel I. feel like we're all in like a sacred. tribe of there's only like I always say. there's probably a thousand of us on. planet Earth if we're really if we're. really being kind and generous and and. giving people like a great amount of. curve the reality is it's probably about. 250 that I would want to hang out with.

that would say is are. legit it's uh it's a it's a fortunate. it's fortunate that we get to be part of. this fraternity of comics who are like. who are just very cool and and luckily. most of the people that I've wanted to. meet have always ended up being pretty. cool that's and if they're not look. there's there's exceptions the. exceptions I think existed in the TV. world yeah honestly the exceptions that. I encountered I don't want to throw. anybody under the bus but there's some.

people that I like now that in the like. 2001 I wanted a smack yeah you know. there was some people that were just. like really rude and shitty because. there was the culture of being rude and. shitty that was almost encouraged like. when Phil Hartman came over to news. radio from interet live he had this very. bizarre kind of um anticipation of. hostility from other cast members. because he was very highly paid um. obviously he was like I wasn't famous at. all when I was on news radio I was a.

nobody I had been on one show called uh. hard ball that was on Fox that bombed it. aired like six episodes and I was the. star of the show that show got canceled. I got a development deal with NBC and. all of a sudden like dude I had never. taken acting lessons all right they. they' made me take I had to get an. acting coach like I was all of a sudden. sitting next to Phil Hartman and I was. 27 and he's brilliant yeah it's. brilliant and I mean like I had never. even thought about being an actor they. just gave me money and they said do you.

want to act I'm like I okay what do I. have to do like to pretend I had no. experience acting at all and I did that. show then and then um Phil Hartman had. this like this like distrust of all the. other people in the cast and he had like. this like real like arms length thing. and I I was always like dude you're Phil. Hartman like what are you talking about. man you're the man why do you think that. was Saturday Night Live he told me oh. they're trying to take your throats yes. dude they were Cutthroat they were. Cutthroat weird backstabby ways like. they would get your assistant fired they.

would do weird [ __ ] you you you had too. you were too close to one of the Pas. [ __ ] him get him out of here like one of. the other cast members would turn on one. of the Pas that you had become friendly. with I've heard it's tough screaming at. each other in the hallway [ __ ] you. stealing each other's jokes it was. creepy it was creepy and so Phil and I. became friends and as we became friends. especially after the first season. because the first season was like really. long hours they're trying to work out. the show and you know I got to become we. got we were hanging out 15 16 hours a.

day we're on the set all the time we get. to become friends and then he just sort. of loosened up and explained like it's. like a Cutthroat Cutthroat environment. over there what a bummer that that's. what that does to you cuz I have. obviously a great appreciation for Phil. Hartman and like I thought that was a. great show and uh I mean [ __ ] I was. watching I watched jingle all the way on. the holidays I [ __ ] love that movie. that Arnold and Sinbad and he was a. great dude man he he's a great great. comic actor he was a funny dude too he. would do standup uh for the he would do.

warm-ups for the crowd just [ __ ]. around he would do like his you know he. had an amazing Bill Clinton impression. he had a bunch of but he had like. routine he was like thinking about doing. standup but he just was had a terrible. marriage ter po Terri terrible terrible. and I was the the one guy on the show. that was like if get the [ __ ] out like. right now yeah you were like be honest. with her tell her what you did and I'm. sure she'll take it well wasn't even. that it was the opposite just get.

away she would insult him at parties and. stuff publicly like like it was gross it. was scary it was like you know there. sometimes that people are together and. they [ __ ] hate each other but they. they for whatever reason do not leave. each other yeah and I don't know what it. is I don't know what it is I don't. understand it but some people they just. get stuck in a pattern they sometimes. they don't see how quite how bad it is. even even when your friends point it out. you don't really see it till you get.

some distance from that relationship but. well it's also you you learn from your. parents and if you you come from parents. that beat the [ __ ] out of each other or. scream at each other throw things at. each other you get accustomed to. thinking that's how. relationships work how they function. it's real sketchy so bad parenting is so. [ __ ] was I was going to tell you. about Fatty Arbuckle he [ __ ] his dad. his dad walked out so what what did. fatty I'm sorry I don't want to. interrupt this part but I need you to. know like we we should clarify like why.

what did fatty do he was accused of. raping and murdering a woman he didn't. do it murdering yeah wasn't it like a. bottle broke inside of her that was the. fake thing pull pull I forgot the I read. this like years ago but it's what what. was it me dude so how did she get. murdered she it was a frame up I don't. know I don't know who framed him but. someone framed him up what was the. reason for I don't remember cuz I read. this years ago but it's uh but he is. innocent and he was exonerated but uh if.

we could find it that'd be awesome I'm. reading an article about right now it's. hard to find the actual uh but he was a. dude who his dad [ __ ] him up because. his dad walked out on the family and. like I think the mother was like mental. but he was supposed to be raised by his. father so he took his dad owned a hotel. and they would like take him take a uh. train to the hotel your dad is where. your dad is so his dad hears that he's. [ __ ] coming and he sold the hotel and. disappeared so then he just shows up and. is like a fat kid like 13 he's like what.

do I do and they're like we can give you. a job here so he started working at the. hotel at like 13 oh my God and then he. joins he finds out he's good by joining. the talent show and uh they're like this. guy's got an incredible voice and then. he was being silly and funny they're. like this guy's like kind of a genius he. starts becoming like an incredible. touring performer and of course the dad. wants back in oh god of course classic. but it's like but yeah I I remember. being like his wife who he was divorced. from was like he's [ __ ] innocent that.

like they divorced on like not amazing. terms and she's like he didn't do [ __ ]. so what did they frame him for was he. becoming too big of a star or I don't I. was trying to read through this it it's. explaining the entire story in the. Smithsonian article about it and it's. like like it's long six I'm sorry for. bringing this up if I don't have fully. have a grasp on this but no it's okay A. Brief that happens every day my. life. okay um where should we start here just.

right up here okay according to Arbuckle. fishbach arranged everything from the. rooms to the guest to the liquor despite. prohibition and on Labor Day September. 5th 192 1921 Arbuckle awoke to find that. he had many uninvited guests he was. still walking around in his pajamas. bathrob and slippers when he saw Delmont. and rap and express concern that their. reputations might alert police to the. Gin party in Los Angeles Delmont was. known as a Madam and blackmailer rap had.

made some uh a something of a name for. herself as a model clothing designer. aspiring actress and party girl oh just. regular La under 30 woman but the food. and booze were were flowing by then the. music was playing and Arbuckle was soon. no longer focused on his exhausting work. schedule the burns on his. backside or just who all the guests were. what happened in the ensuing hours would. play out on the front pages of William.

randoff Hurst there you go again that. [ __ ] national chain of. newspapers in lured headlines before. Arbuckle had a chance to tell his side. of the story Virginia rap was 25 years. old when she arrived at the St Francis. Hospital in San Francisco for a Labor. Day weekend. party uh Hotel excuse me I say Hospital. St Francis Hotel in San Francisco for a. Labor Day weekend party uh ma Delmont. Delmon uh soon painted a Sinister. portrait of the happy go-lucky portly. Prince of silent film this is what she.

told police after Arbuckle and Rob had a. few drinks together he pulled her. actress into an adjoining room saying. I've waited for you 5 years and now I've. got you after a half hour or so Del maal. heard rap screaming so she knocked on. and then kicked at the locked door after. delay Arbuckle came to the door in his. pajamas wearing rap's hat cocked at an. angle and smiling his foolish screen. smile behind him rap was sprawled on the.

bed. moaning Arbuckle did it the actress said. according to D Delmont rap was taken to. another room a doctor was summered uh. and he attended to her he said this. might take forever for me to read this. this was it this was it she she died. that's why I was there she died she died. September 9th of a ruptured. bladder so what actually happened though. I don't know then I went to the. newspapers and then he turned himself in. right and that's where I was like I. think we this is was getting way too. long right but like what was the actual.

story Char man that's I don't. know Buckle in a hole here trying to. chase get some I think they were trying. to blackmail him we have okay hold on a. second there's the matter of the. telegrams that she sent to attorneys in. both San Diego and Los Angeles we have. Rosco Arbuckle in a hole here chance to. make some money out of him oh big yeah. oh okay they were trying to Railroad him. he was making a million a year in 21. that's a lot of chatter what was that.

yeah so they were trying to [ __ ] million. a year in 1921 what was that money. what's that today that's got to be like. let's guess the doctor treated rap that. the the hotel testified she had told him. Arbuckle did not try to sexually assault. her but the prosecutor got the point. dismissed as hearsay. who I forgot this. happened I I don't know her bladder. rupture no marks of violence on the body. no signs the girl been attacked in any. way oh so she might have just had like.

sh a chronic bladder condition according. to this oh so she might have just died. yeah fatty araca was making a million. dollars before we go any further let's. find out what a million dollars I'm. guessing at least 20 I'm going to guess. more maybe 25 I say 50 million really. maybe yeah a million dollars in 192021. in in 2024 money you're probably right I. say it's 50 million cuz inflation is. stupid it says it's about 15.8 million. that's it damn damn we're both.

off so he was just only minor balling. proba D were balling way harder than him. in the depression his money would have. went down and then it started going back. up oh okay from the depression yeah. after the 30s that million he had 1921. would have only been worth 750k oh wow. 1932 so 10 years later if you just let. it sit I guess then it went up yeah he. was a party animal but he wasn't he. wasn't a rapist or a murderer no so she. just had a disease yeah and she died of. that disease and they just had him for.

money dark [ __ ] it's a book's called. frame up it's really good it's hard to. find he was acquitted the first trial. and then they tried to get him again. jury. deadlocked third trial Arbuckle was. allowed to call witnesses for the first. time wow wow so he got off and and he. made a comeback but he died like a year. after the Charlie Chaplain thing and. that thing makes me say it's always been. [ __ ] yeah I mean it's almost kind of. always been [ __ ] this is the best time. for comedians dude cuz we like it's not.

as at least with Comics it's like more. as you said it's more fraternal I mean. we're like we're kind of all cool and. there's so much room now there two of. them back then dude the people that are. complaining about other Comics now it's. like listen figure it out figure out. your own [ __ ] figure it out stop stop. complaining about other Twitter is not. your Journal chill the [ __ ] out and and. neither is Instagram stop stop being. stupid you just just make it funny if. you're going to do that [ __ ] just be. better than what you are figure it out. or don't or stop doing it so shoose it.

tell said that to me once I was. complaining years ago and he goes uh get. maybe he said to someone else actually. goes but he goes get funnier I like how. he said it was at you and then it was. like no I remember someone else but I. want to use his name cuz he's a great. comic so I don't want to put I don't. want to put it on him but but he didn't. mean it like you're not funny me like. well you get you better get funnier yeah. cuz what else can you do there's nothing. else that's all that's in your control. is try to be [ __ ] funny and all the. other things that are out of your. control the more attention that you. spend on them the less attention you. will have towards a thing that you can. control it's that simple it's like an.

allocation of resources issue you can't. you can't allocate resources things that. are completely unproductive and in fact. counterproductive they [ __ ] with you. psychologically you get up in the middle. of the night you go to pee you think. about it you're like [ __ ] and then you. can't go back to sleep you grind your. teeth now you have to get a [ __ ]. dental procedure good man don't be. involved in in unnecessary conflict it's. just not good for you it's not good for. anybody it's not good for that person. it's not good for you it's not good for. the people that you're going to. encounter after the conflict it's not. good for the people they encounter after.

the conflict there's a butterfly effect. that happens with stuff like that it's. pointless and the business is going to. keep changing that's the thing is like. this is not what it was 20 years ago in. 10 years it's going to be different like. think about how big I think about this. all the time Comedy Central was the. [ __ ] King mhm MH they're useless now. they're useless it's also what what's. happening now is like a very organic. merging of like you know for a lack of a. better word artists because we are. artists but we're we're arti it's like a.

calling a comic and artist it's almost. like for us it's like shut the [ __ ] up. it's not it is Art but it's like it's. also don't get Go Goofy with we're not. supposed to be the pretentious ones and. it sounds pretentious it's like it does. sound pretentious we we are looked down. upon at the award shows yeah cuz they. are like we're artists I say we should. look down upon the award shows when I. saw Joe Koy do that award show I didn't. get upset that joeoy didn't his jokes. didn't hit I got upset that he was. willing to do it joeoy you sell out. Arenas don't do that terrible thing but.

you want you always want to be a part of. that club don't don't do it it's first. of all you're handicap you're doing it. with 10 days notice what kind of goofy. done what kind of goofy ass [ __ ]. organizers hire top talent nobody wants. to do it they Kevin they were like you. made you. said and guess what you [ __ ] awarded. Roman palansky like Man of the Year 15. years ago accused of rape so not accused. he did it Will Smith slaps Chris Rock on. stage and then they give him a standing.

ovation disgusting the whole thing's. ridiculous they're ridiculous people the. point is get [ __ ] shun award shows. anytime someone calls us artist I think. of a comic asking an audience member are. you taking a poop or a pee as they're. walking to the bathroom we're not. artists but the problem is the word art. has been hijacked by douchebags we are. artists but we're artists in the sense. that we create things everybody who. creates things as an artist just like a. chef is an artist I bet chefs probably. the pretentious ones will refer to. themselves as artists the [ __ ] down.

to earth dudes those are my least. favorite chefs so the on the [ __ ]. fine dining chefs you're like all right. dude give me something I can that will. fill me up just you know there's a fine. line where you can cross over into. pretentious land I think the problem is. we got into this to be funny and some. people lose sight of that and they start. pandering like I can tell when a comic. stops [ __ ] touring I can tell when. you're act you stop taking it through. Missouri you got to take it through. every [ __ ] State you got you got to. you got to make this I don't want to use. the word marketable but you got to make.

this palatable for the country there's a. reason if I do a joke about New York. it's for everybody if I do a joke about. riding the subway it's hitting in Kansas. City because it has to otherwise you. were working for your small bubble and. when when I see Comics put out specials. I can be like this dude only worked it. out in LA or New York or whatever and. you need the road cuz the second you. stop relating or remembering what got. you into this for the right reason. you're doing it for the wrong reason you. also have to remember when you were. first starting out the idea of being on.

the road headlining a comedy club would. be the craziest [ __ ] dream you could. ever imagine I don't have to go to my. day job anymore now I get to fly to. Cincinnati and go do standup comedy to. packed crowds two shows on fray half. packed half packed pretty good crowds. yeah go bananas Thursday Friday Saturday. and Sunday sometimes yeah it's a dream. it's the ultimate dream because the the. idea of being a professional will seem. so impossible to achieve I just yeah I.

it it felt amazing and and I. romanticized the road as I still do like. it was a different thing it was like. thank God I can do this to now I'm like. got to hone it well that was the thing. about Jenny you know when I was uh first. doing the road one of the things that. would always ask I was like who's the. biggest douchebag that you had to take I. asked that too it was always Jenny he. just hated it he hated the road he was a. douche to people yeah unfortunately it's. just he was very uncomfortable like. obviously he wanted to be a bigger movie. star right he wanted to be a movie St.

he's a great actor well he was really. good in the mask and he but really what. he was was a great standup but great. stands stand-ups weren't appreciated the. way they are now if Jenny was alive. today he'd be doing Arenas you know I. mean that's what would be going on he. would be like one of the biggest standup. Comics alive but during his time no one. did anything other than comedy clubs. there's a few guys like Sam Kennison. used to do like great wood Center for. the Performing Arts Rodney did that Bill. Cosby did that but for the most part. standup Comics did comedy clubs and.

that's it including Jenny and he just. felt like a failure when he was on the. road headlining these clubs what What a. Sad thing it's crazy it's crazy they all. wanted the golden egg and the golden egg. was what Roseanne got what Tim Allen got. it was a sitcom that generation doesn't. get it I did let himman Show on Netflix. and he was like baffled by me putting. out YouTube specials he and and not in a. way that he was so kind I mean he was. such a nice guy but I remember he kept. asking like I don't get how you make. money off this well I make the money off. touring but he's like you got to.

understand when I did this [ __ ] it was. all about the sitcom that was the money. you know so it's as as we said the. industry is changing like a lot of. really funny comics were passed over by. these industry streamers and then did. their own thing and then at a certain. point they'll find you the point is to. not get bitter and you look at a guy. like Shane Gillis and did he get bitter. no he stayed [ __ ] funny he got. funnier of course he even got better. when when when he got cancelled it's. just there's a different world now where.

there's no Gatekeepers anymore The. Gatekeepers they still exist if you want. to participate if you want to do the. Comedy Central thing they still exist. yeah you know HB still makes specials. you can do it that way if you choose to. but The Gatekeepers of real Mass media. are now non-existent it's all just. YouTube so then you have to be careful. with what YouTube's uh what whatever. YouTube's terms of services are because. some of them get real squirely and you. can get b the gold post is moving in. it's moving it's mov they're changing. the rules like if you make a Nazi joke.

now they're like did you say the word. Nazi you're like I was condemning Nazis. I that was satirical but you said the. word Nazi in some [ __ ] algorithm that. can't detect sarazm is like time out yep. yep not good yeah not good it's also. it's clumsy but it's also uh you know. they're [ __ ] you're dealing with an. enormous number of human beings you're. you're managing at scale that's. impossible to really even wrap our. stupid little heads around the amount of. humans that are like just but which. really leads us back to that guy's text.

message getting intercepted like are. they just doing that with everything. because it appears they are if they're. doing that in a Snapchat message Group. which is supposed to be encrypted and. they find the word I'm going to blow up. this plane terrorist what ever Isis. Taliban whatever it is they see those. words if those words like if they get. flagged that means nothing is private. also you have to recognize you want oh I. want everybody to be safe okay right but. those are human beings just like you. this like you having the kind of power.

that it means to have to access. everyone's text messages that's nuts. that's a crazy power and if you're the. guy I mean I don't care how many checks. and balances there are there's got to be. somebody at the end of that stream that. could just read and see all your dick. piics there's somebody at the end of. that stream take good good angles that's. a secret there's somebody sees every. time you swipe right there's somebody. that sees at all yeah they see. everything and that is probably. inevitable with with the bottleneck of.

Technology being interconnectivity right. and the other problem with that is money. because if the if money is just ones and. zeros and it gets to the point where. when you get to Quantum Computing where. any sort of encryption is really. Preposterous and then people have. commercial grade Quantum Computing in. their house you can kind of like there's. no code that can't be cracked there's no. Bitcoin that can't be stolen and then. what happens like what happens then like. how do how do you how do you have money. how can you trust anything how do you. can trust anything how do we trust.

anything now when these deep I'm in so. many ads for products that I'm. definitely not. selling that's I'm in so many of them. man people say that to me all the time. deep fakes and [ __ ] total deep fakes uh. but how can you trust not just just. machines but any I remember reading. about Leonard con his manager stole his. $5 million retirement fund yeah that's. why he was touring in his 70s happens. yeah happens all the time machines. people I mean like with money and your. information you're putting a lot of. trust in either yeah you you're putting.

a lot of trust in a lot of different. things but also. like I'm not a communist and I'm not a. socialist and I'm definitely Pro. capitalist but I in Vision a future. where all of these things where I think. these mechanisms that we have used to. achieve power and influence and what. will stor had we talked about yesterday. the status game status all of these.

things will eventually lead us to some. point in the future where uh I mean it. might we we we could get to a point. where any IDE idea of competition that. we're having right now what with human. beings enjoy right now all goes away and. we all become a part of some. Network some Network that changes what. it means to be a human being like human. beings Stop Being Human I think we're.

we're not that far away from that and if. you look at what we are today versus. what Fatty Arbuckle was imagine you. being friends with Fatty Arbuckle and. back in the day and William Rand off HST. but also having a YouTube channel you're. like look William Rand off HST a piece. of [ __ ] like this is what he did about. marijuana this is what he did about this. this what he did about this is what he. did to Fatty Arbuckle this is why they. did it to fatty this is what actually. happened this what woman at a chronic. bladder infection and you know it could. be like a big thing it could be like. something everybody talks about and it. gets the ruling overturned but back then.

you had no chance as things move on it'. be more of that well there's pluses and. minuses to more people having voices. right I mean a lot of minuses a lot of. minuses there's a lot of crazy people. out there there there's a lot of. legitimately schizophrenic insane people. aggressive people sad people like abused. people people that came from terrible. childhoods people that came from you. know every stretch of the world and. they're all all they have to do is learn.

English and they're just interfacing. with you and they got the worst role of. dice that's available on planet Earth. yeah and now you know they've killed. three people by the time they're 15 you. know now they're online and that's. that's real. too yeah it I mean it's that's the thing. you get into this for acceptance right. you get into stand up cuz you like you. want to maybe I don't know maybe you're. in your mind you're like this wasn't. able to be said in my household so now. I'll in my mind I'm telling the truth on.

stage I'm being funny I'm making. strangers laugh and you're you're doing. this for acceptance there was rejection. before this now it's like the amount of. people who could flood your [ __ ]. timeline when you make a misstep it can. be overwhelming I mean I think of that. guy John Ronson all the time right the. so you publicly shamed guy I mean people. know you should know what you do when. you try to [ __ ] destroy a person but. it is exciting a lot of people's what. they use social media for is to complain. and then to try to bury a person mhm.

yeah and it's [ __ ] weird it's just a. dumb thing to do and I think the best. thing to do uh if you're like a public. person like yourself is just like never. engage in that and also don't read the. comments yeah that's my advice my advice. is always never engage don't read the. comments if you want to post something. you feel something about something you. want to say something about something. that's fine but don't be upset about. people's response to it and don't. exactly it's part of the game we put. ourselves out there we are but it also. doesn't mean you have to [ __ ] we.

throwing fast balls you have to run. across the pitcher and get hit in the. head you don't have to actually go out. on the field like it is part of the game. but you don't have to do that part that. part is not necessary it's also not good. it's not smart it's not a good. allocation of resources it's not good. psychological. it's not good for fans either because if. you actually what if they're just having. a bad day man and they're [ __ ] 18. they lash out at Sam you know or the. lash out at at Normand the lash out at. Ari they they're not they're not really. bad people but they're writing something.

and it's permanent it's out there. forever and they they said some rude. [ __ ] and they trying to get a response. and then you come back with the most. scathing response and you show pictures. of their mom and them and their fat. belly and you [ __ ] all over them online. yeah this is going far though right but. but we've all known people who have done. that right and it's just not wise it's. not good I've done it before I've I've. experienced that thing of like [ __ ] you. now [ __ ] you you're a [ __ ] loser no. benefit no benefit last message Bob sag.

ever sent me I engage with a [ __ ]. psycho and he goes hey it's Uncle Bob. here uh you're too good a guy to be. doing this and I was like rip Bob sweet. guy no he is a very sweet guy he he was. a hard one he was a hard one I didn't. know him well we were just becoming from. friends when he passed away so I became. friends with him at the store he's such. a sweet guy he was always a night guy. always a nice guy always like real like. genuinely warm like you come around. everybody like we need that people. people who bring positive energy to work. are [ __ ] so important I've never met.

anybody who didn't like sagot yeah he's. always nice you know there's like a few. guys where I don't know anybody doesn't. like him gotta there's something Bobby. Lee's one of those yeah you don't like. Bobby Lee I don't like you Bobby is I. don't like you if you don't like Bobby. is it safe to say he's maybe the best. podcast guest ever it's amazing it's. insane the energy he brings he's so. funny I've known Bobby for 30 years damn. I Haven known him long but I love him. close to it it's probably close to 30. years I brought a friend of mine when he.

did our podcast it was an Asian guy I. used to live with and he like worships. Bobby and Bobby just [ __ ] with him the. whole day and it my friend Dory it was. so satisfying for him he's like Bobby's. like stop talking to me [ __ ] you and and. he it was like he was like like that was. like the best day of my life he's such a. good guy too because he's like so honest. about all of his like weirdness his. flaws and like you know how he thinks. about himself and so. vulnerable yeah also very funny man and. he's getting ready to do a special. finally I've I actually I think it was.

from when he was on your podcast I text. him I was like you better put out a. [ __ ] special dude and uh and he goes. yeah why and I said you know why cuz. you're [ __ ] hilarious and because uh. you deserve it you deserve to release. something and and to move on and to. suffer a little bit he's much better. comic than um people know in terms of. like the amount of tickets he sells. Bobby Lee should be doing Arenas and he. just did an arena with uh Bert and Tom. he just did the mm in Vegas it's because. he's not releasing it so now yeah it's.

like his level's very high there's a few. of those guys out there their level's. very very high they just don't have a. lot of stuff out there he he's told me. he's scared to to eat the [ __ ] to build. a new hour and let me tell you like I'm. thinking when I burn this next one I am. d rting the [ __ ] out of this like I I. hate starting from scratch yeah man just. got to embrace it Embrace suck it's fun. get in there get in there it's like. jumping in a cold ass pool yeah I. [ __ ] hate it but I got to jump in the. pool yeah do it every day yeah yeah just.

just Embrace a suck that's all it is. it's all there's a few of those guys out. there that's just they just need a. little gentle nudge to get into the. water and then Bobby Lee will have a new. hour in no. time and it'll be better than his hour. before because it be more representative. of how he feels about things right now. and his life is interesting yes he's. fascinating and he's too self-loathing. I'm sorry Bobby I you you got to love. yourself a little more because he's. loved that guy he is loved but he needs. friends around him and the problem with. uh a lot of us is that we can become.

Islands I always describe comedians as. Islands or tribe members and there's a. few of those islands out there that like. only have like one opening act that they. take with them they only do theaters and. they travel around and every now and. then they get to be around comics like. us. hey so what's walk at the club you know. it's weird it's there's a few of those. guys I don't want to name names but. there's a few of those guys I don't. think it's healthy I don't think it's a. healthy existence that's literally why. I'm still calling it the seller because. I just want to see the people and I love. Liz the manager and I love I can't wait. to show you the club I can't wait to do.

cuz we set it up as as best we could to. facilitate all that to make it so that. it's like the best environment for. Comics to hang the best environment to. for Comics to work everything's set up. the staff is magnificent every. great stuff it's great man it's it's. amazing it's but it's also entirely set. up for the comics entirely there's not. one decision that ever gets made that's. to the detriment of the show or the. comics feelings most comedy clubs that. were made by a comic are often like a.

comic who quit and has got some. bitterness and you're not that guy so. you made it the right way is what I've. heard well you know the best aspects of. the store were beautiful and there was. so much to the store that the mothership. will never be able to have because the. store had this history this insane. history and this Legacy to it of. Kennison and prior and so and Hicks. started there Hicks was a dor man there. there was so many great great great. great Comics that came out of that place. and so it was it's you know MIT there's. a reason why I have her on my wall the.

reason why why we named the bar mitsis. it's like so we took her philosophy and. we just threw a Spotify budget at. it I love it let's go D let's do. something good for the community of. comedy and create Lou calls it the. Alamo I love it yeah I said yeah it's. like that's that's the thought behind it. it's like let's do it like if I can do. this and like I can do this and I don't. feel any pressure it doesn't bother me.

at all I mean I feel pressure like with. like staff stuff and [ __ ] this is. happening there something wrong with the. AC unit there a little bit of that every. now and then but it's not bad but it's. not Financial pressure which is the most. intolerable pressure when you don't. think you can pay your bills you're. worried especially if you're a father. you're like [ __ ] so if that pressure is. alleviated then you can do something. that you really want to do and I'm like. I want to really do it like like [ __ ]. Disneyland for Comics I want to set it. up so that it's the best environment.

ever for people to be able to develop. and create and even people starting out. like the doormen the door people the. door women they're all auditioned by. egot so egot he auditions them he sees. their act so they're all Comics he cares. yeah yeah and they get to see Shane. Gillis go up you know they get to see. Hoy Mandel stop by and Jim Gaffigan stop. by and Dave Vel do sets and the shows. that I'm doing on like Tuesday Wednesday. and Thursday it's [ __ ] Ron White's. out there Brian Simpson it's crazy Tony.

henchcliffe I mean these are murderous. shows they're murderous shows awes and. the so these people get to see how we're. writing and how we're coming up with new. [ __ ] and how we change things up and. it's like this. you get an education that we got at the. store we all got that at the store from. watching you know the guys who were. there before us you know the the big. names when I was 27 and I first came to. the store and I'd see Damon wayin go up. and Eddie Griffin go up Beast Right Way. in his PR Beast underappreciated man The.

Last Stand Damon ways is HBO special. funny that's when he went to the crowd. right it's when he threw the mic down he. said he was. quitting um that guy is a real. professional. films of he the9 he sets his own camera. on a tripod and he films every one of. his shows workout shows any show and he. is not scared of Silence that [ __ ] I. used to watch him go up when I was I was.

a kid first of all I was a fan of his. from In Living Color hom the clown I was. a fan of his standup I'd seen him on the. Robert Townsen thing remember Robert. Townsen had those stand up shows. hilarious guy so I was a fan of his. already and then I got to to see him. work out like at the store in front of. like [ __ ] 30 50 people you know small. ass o crowds and he just didn't give a. [ __ ] he just would find a bit he would. find where it is he' he'd like search. around for it didn't worry at all about.

the dead spots didn't worry at all just. he's like that's my workout when a comic. has earned that it's a beautiful thing. oh it's a beautiful thing but it's also. the store was low pressure back then. like the way you were describing the. seller where you're going on after. murder it's even the young Comics there. are so good there's young Comics there. like a young comic named MADD weiner. she's so funny uh there's Young Daniel. Simonson so funny all these Comics. they're like hungry they're just. murderers and uh so then you're. following them with your new [ __ ] and. you're like all right uh so I so I was.

on a flight coming back here and they're. like what are you what are you doing. they can sniff the new on you so so I I. do most of my work on the what I like to. do is like an hour of good jokes and. then I'm like all right guys now I'm. doing 10 minutes of brand new [ __ ] and. oh you do it at the end I'll preface it. yeah I like to I like to just say here's. my cuz sometimes it and then I get the. confidence to just work it in if it's. killing you're already killing yeah so I. get the conf and then I'll just I'll. mold it in once it's once I get that. confidence that it's hitting but uh yeah.

man the seller is tough I I remember. starting there like the guys who were. really murdering you know obviously when. Rock would drop in or like Lou or Colin. Quinn and David tell were kind of the. Godfathers of the seller they were you. know always had new [ __ ] they were. always interesting Colin Quinn's another. guy CRI criminally underappreciated he. really is and I don't know why cuz this. [ __ ] is I think it's so Universal the. history stuff and the New York Story I. mean I I love Colin stuff when he was at. the club all the door guys were like. dude it was like an education he's so.

good and he's a great guy he's a great. guy and he's honest as hell yeah well. that's the same with the tell like. sweetheart guys cuz they don't have any. excess energy that's being like. distracted into nonsense and [ __ ]. and that's a big factor I learned so. much from Matel cuz I used to open for. him and he's like just the best guy and. like supportive and I remember a lot of. diners leaving him like you know we. leave a diner at like 4:00 a.m. and he. orders a nice coffee large and I'm like. Dave what are you doing are you just do. you never sleep like he really is I'm.

like you are this [ __ ] dude he he. functions on coffee and cigarettes and. when he was uh doing that show Insomniac. incredible show oh my God that show was. a great show and he was like out it was. like rugged bour ganks For The Memories. is still one of my all-time favorite I. think it's number one CDs I think it's. the best album ever it's a great album. man it's up there with some of the. all-time greats and he recorded that at. the Comedy Works in Denver which is one. of the alltime great legendary room. Geraldo did his last or did his first. one there I think did I tell you I.

didn't tell you didn't you do a special. there mhm yeah 2014 I did Comedy Central. special there nice I um had the most. bizarre Mo moment uh I went to see. Willie Wonka in the Chocolate Factory. with my kids the new one yeah it's. really good um I take a leak I'm leaving. the bathroom and I run into this. dude and for two seconds I think it's. Greg Geraldo he looks exactly like Greg. Geraldo he's just taller he's like 61 62.

but he's Greg Geraldo and I go what's up. the guy goes what's up to me because it. was me you know he's like oh it's Joe. Rogan and I'm like hey and I go oh my. God Greg's dead this not Greg so it it. like it had to like wow so recogn what a. mind [ __ ] that is a mind [ __ ] dude cuz. for in my mind for a half a second I. thought I saw my. friend that's brutal for half a second. my friend has been dead for and he. recognizes you crazy it was crazy it was.

crazy his son you know his son is doing. standup Greg Geraldo Jr well I no I. didn't know that and he's funny really. is he in New York he's a New York guy. and he uh he he was a waiter at the. seller for like a summer job oh Shane to. about this guy so he asked me to do a. show and I was like I'll do your show. and he put himself on before me and I. watched him I was like thank God you're. [ __ ] funny yeah right thank God but. he is and he's and he's got he looks. like him and he's got the mannerisms. well Geraldo was like revered by us but.

he's not so funny I mean not so known. that it puts pressure he was very funny. obviously but not so known that he puts. pressure on his son to other people I. don't you I mean like the regular world. he wasn't like mainstream as he should. have been like Chris Rock's kid Chris. Rock's kid does stand up like holy [ __ ]. right yeah but Geraldo and I uh did uh. sitcoms in the same lot wow yeah so when. I was doing I think it was news radio it. might have been I think it was news.

radio when I was doing news radio I was. right next door to him so we would hang. out together like we were both guys from. New York we both knew each other from. Boston comedy we both knew each other. from the clubs in New York and you know. we were like dude I believe we're here. like this is crazy he had his own show. he had a show I lawyer one yeah a lawyer. show cuz he was a lawyer or origin one. like that was the thing back then like. you would sell whatever you were I'm. really into tools like like the [ __ ]. they' make a sitcom around you and. that's like that was their that was.

their thing that they would do you know. Domestic Goddess Roseanne bam make a. show about you you were basically when. you were on stage back then you were. auditioning for a sitcom about yourself. and people got giant deals man they got. crazy deals oh we used to hear about the. just for last Montreal Fest like did you. get a holding deal I'm like I got an. agent yeah they those back in the day it. was like a million dollar deal not that. much but you get hundreds of thousands I.

didn't do another show after news radio. for like two years and I made more money. than I did when I was on news radio why. I was just getting development deal wow. development deals were crazy money they. were trying [ __ ] yeah cuz after news. radio like I can it was like proven that. I can act in a sitcom yeah but could I. run a could I be the star of a sitcom so. I had a bunch of development deals to. star in a sitcom and I got to experience. that world which is a very bizarre world.

but I didn't like it I didn't like the. dealing with all the meetings and all. the things so when Fear Factor came. along I was like hold on no actors no. writers at all like what do I have to do. like and also this is an opportunity for. material cuz this going to get cancelled. and I'm going to have a giant bit about. this [ __ ] stupid show where they sck. dogs on people and made them meat dicks. and they and the show got canceled and. then it goes on forever it goes on for. six years and it's 148 episodes it was. so nuts wow but I I specifically did it. because I don't want to do this anymore.

I don't want to do the the the [ __ ]. the the grind of what it means I don't. know how actors do it I mean just the. waiting around the waiting for your. phone to ring like it well it's better. than working in a coal mine of course. but I just mean psychologically of. course it's a great if you can make a. living at it that's incredible also. you're dealing with people that are. psychologically damaged already most. likely which is why they need exorbitant. amounts of attention which is why they. want to be the [ __ ] the star in this. uh new Laura Croft movie like this is.

this is a normal thing like for psychos. like you got ignored by your dad and now. all of a sudden you're you're in this. [ __ ] crazy movie and I'll show you. pop and guess what it ain't going to. [ __ ] fill the void does you think it. will but it you got to feel that void on. your own exactly but I do think that. it's possible for someone cuz I. definitely think that I came into comedy. with like a neediness like I just was. just like trying to like show that I was. worthy of something and then eventually. you get confident and then you realize. like well it's not like it's not like.

this can't be turned in a different. direction and then my obsession could. now be in getting better at this art and. getting better at this thing that I love. this this thing that I enjoy that's like. a really good exchange between audience. members and and and comic it's a really. good exchange I particularly like it. like as a fan like I I really love. watching comedy still to this day all. these years of doing it so I know it's a. good experience do you still watch. specials yeah I'll do occasionally like.

if I if I'm home and I have time I just. don't have any time my time is like. really kind of strictly allocated you. know and when I need to shut my brain. off I don't watch specials I watch. nonsense I either watch like. professional pool matches or watch. videos on muscle cars that's what I. watch stupid [ __ ] but I do it on purpose. I do it on purpose I was watching. Reacher last night I'm like I need [ __ ]. like this I need a dude who just beats. dudes up [ __ ] you can't lose he can't. lose he's going to [ __ ] you up I love. that guy yeah well he's a real Reacher.

too if you read the book like that's. what Reacher was wasn't Tom Cruz Tom. Cruz thing was ridiculous yeah but you. got to take the A-list guy and that I. get it it's like we're talking Charlie. you're taking the A-list but he's. supposed to be a giant yeah it doesn't. make any sense that doesn't make any. sense the guy who plays Reacher now. who's that guy Alan richson he's aw. thaty Reacher he's jacked perfect. perfect guy for that [ __ ] enormous. perfect guy and you believe him when. he's like spouting all all smart [ __ ] I. don't know who's still talking [ __ ] to. every episode someone's talking [ __ ] I'm. like have you looked at him but that's. reality dude I've seen people talk [ __ ].

to some of the most scary [ __ ] human. beings that have ever existed he's your. [ __ ] that's a understat he's likable. he's a likable guy in the show gigantic. look at the size of him he's like 6'. five too he's huge huge that's what Jack. Reacher was in the novels yeah and then. Tom Cruz I want to be [ __ ] 5'8 or. whatever he is Tom you're Napoleon not. [ __ ] Tom Cruz yeah but he's a bad Tom. Tom Cruz is I gotta say that the first. Reacher movie is pretty cool with Tom. Cruz he's good in it it's just like it's. not the same as the book if you can just.

get past that and this guy's just an. assassin like the greyman you know the. greyman series The Grey man the grey man. was it Ryan Gosling did I [ __ ] that up I. get it right I get it right I always. [ __ ] up the Ryan it's well they made a. movie for Netflix but the book these. Mark greeny books are wild they're good. they're wild books yeah that's one of my. favorite kind of books for like complete. escapism it's about a CIA assassin and. he's the best they call him the gray man. this is the movie the movie is oh Chris.

Evans I heard of this yeah the movie's. they [ __ ]. 70 lbs he's just a killer he's not. [ __ ] everybody up like you know a bar. fight like no it's a different kind of. guy this is a guy who knows how to be an. assassin but it's a realistic if you. especially you read the book realistic. depiction as far as you can take it of a. guy who always wins yeah you know but.

it's it's those are fun though those. like Escapist like like a Michael. Connelly or something just like cool. badass we trapped in this guy's world. this guy's trying to make it through. [ __ ] Eastern block countries with a. cash of weapons and it's fun those are. page Turners yeah yeah they're they're. wild and a lot of it has to deal with. stories that are like actually connected. to covert operations that happen. overseas there are there really are. people that are assassins for the CIA. that they have to send to these. countries you you ever in the bookstore.

though and you see these some of these. authors and they have like 45 book and. you're like how the [ __ ] did you do that. I know think about how hard it is to. write one book I think Mark greeny has I. think he's got six or seven greyman. books it's crazy yeah how many greyman. books are there I was Guy har coin I. swear to God this guy's got like 45. books in Barnes & Noble how about. Stephen King it's in how is he that. motherfucker's been cranking them out. yeah it's called cocaine and alcohol. that's what he had he's got Factory. though doesn't he I mean he almost had. people Chinese kids no uh he in the.

begin steepen King and iPhones so. [ __ ] banging I hate to encourage. alcoholism and drug abuse but that's. when he did his best work if you go and. read The Shining he was blackout drunk. yeah Mark greeny book 133 that's crazy. the Chaos Agent this is a new book that. just came out dude they're good Pi up. they're great in audio too the audio. book is really good but if you like to. read they're really good they just like. for like take me away this is like a. modern day Bond type dude yeah it's.

[ __ ] nonsense or a flight you're on a. flight I don't want to read anything. about climate change I don't want to. freak out about the economy I don't want. to read about the world economic for the. Rockefellers or I don't want to hear. about it military industrial complex. stop you need an escape stop what's. really going on in anarctica I don't. want to. know I don't have time be dead soon. anyway let's just enjoy the ride yeah. for sure I mean realistically if this is. all true if you're not living in a.

simulation but I'm not convinced anymore. I don't know I'm not convinced if I was. living in a simulation and I was living. in a simulation that was created just a. 100 years from now I don't think I'm. capable of discerning I can barely tell. a deep fake now somebody sends me a deep. fake there's one deep fake that's been. uh overwhelming my Instagram feed and I. do not understand how Instagram can't. stop this but it's a deep fake with. Warren Buffett talking about investing.

in Bitcoin oh my God that's like a. dangerous one too let me show you it let. me show you it because there's so many. of them there's so many of them it's. [ __ ] insane there's so many of them. that I I every time I go um to Instagram. I I see. them see that all one with it says the. giveaway with the girl's face yeah. that's all a deep fake oh my God yeah. and how does the information how does. this not get somehow or another flagged. because uh if you just say the word Nazi. you get flagged off of YouTube right I.

mean I don't know Tik Tok YouTube. they're clamping down for sure like what. you were just saying earlier yeah so how. how do they not flag flag this down I'm. going send it to you it's a more vious. flag if there's a trigger word as. opposed to just a fake video These. accounts appear to be operating in a. coordinated Network as they Mass upload. the same crypto videos under obscure. hashtags see the one that I sent you. Jamie because this one in particular. this one just overwhelms my feed I see.

it. constantly and uh the the one that I. just sent you it's like I just don't. understand how you can't stop that this. looks almost like that one in the. picture I just showed but it's a. different image on the uh the the first. image when you click on it I keep seeing. this thing is like you know you just. keep seeing the same image over and over. again and you know that's it this. Bitcoin thing so give me some volume on. this so I can hear it so this is fake. yeah 100% go see can you refresh only. upload five minutes ago yeah they're. listen they're constant man well that's.

why I can't take care of them it's CU. they keep uplo it's about $112,000 I. promise to give away my fortune and I'm. doing it do not miss the opportunity. that will change your. life. so it's a Bitcoin Current buffet can you. tell us about your spontaneous decisions. lately yes of course I am launching a. Bitcoin giveaway take part if you want. to change your future go to the website. hs.com enter promo code gift and enjoy. your prize of. 0 yeah wow yeah so there's like I don't.

know how many accounts that are. uploading that same thing so easy to do. over and over and yeah if you there's a. certain percentage of this country that. has an IQ of 85 and under right what did. we say it was was it 16% yeah it's. standard deviation or whatever 16% that. have no chance that have no chance it's. Bushwick Bill versus Mike Tyson there's. no chance the the world is too cruel. it's too difficult to navigate they're.

not going to make it they're going to. drown so with those people they might. have a job or they might have social. service money there might have like some. way that they can I'm going to invest in. Bitcoin and I'm going to make my way out. of this M this guy's a [ __ ] he he can't. help himself he's got a nine watt brain. and it's never going to change it's. never going to get stronger genetically. he's [ __ ] supposed to be a ditch. digger and then they get him and so they. get 50 bucks from that guy and 100 bucks. from this guy and a th000 bucks from. that guy and 5,000 from this [ __ ] how. do they get away with it though isn't.

there a way to track this I think they. just do it from other countries and they. do it with so many different accounts. and they do it to a separate website. it's another video stuff on it uploaded. to Tik Tok no it's the same exact video. same exact audio look at this but it. says Warren Buffett has decided to. whiten his. reputation by just giving money away at. the end of his life may sound fun but. don't lose the [ __ ]. opportunity look at that so that's like. they're tricking you to getting mad at. him for being rich and it's a different. website so there's probably thousands of.

these websites and they probably all the. money goes into the same account and. holy [ __ ] they probably extracting who. knows how much money from how many. morons it's also I remember hearing this. re not how recently this was but a. couple years ago that as the rest of the. world has been coming online and getting. access to broadband internet and faster. and faster we've had like the last 15 20. years all the scams that we've been. having happened to us are now happening. in Mass to them like the Nigerian prce. scam if you will that's like the most. famous One someone reaching out now.

they're using deep fakes to do that but. it's happening to the people that just. got the internet they they'll get people. for a while oh yeah forever yeah they're. getting us today yeah people are always. getting got by these [ __ ] stupid. things there's always something that. comes along whether it's um you know. [ __ ] the the the crypto guys from the. Bahamas FTC I mean how many people did. they get they got like very intelligent. people you look at people who just. catfishing I'm like you're just doing it. for the Love of the Game catfishing is.

still just that's a [ __ ] weird one. that's a sport it's a sport yeah it's. like catch and release. fishing you don't get you don't get. anything out of it you're just like you. just D someone you love to dup some sad. kid from Syracuse or some [ __ ] horny. athlete wow yeah what's his name uh. [ __ ] that was a great Netflix thing. man Tao do you see that [ __ ] oh I heard. about that one how' they get him just. like a sweet kid too it was some woman. who was like wouldn't meet him but he's.

like a college athlete he's too busy. anyway and then you know you got to meet. the person though I think something. happens when people connect with people. online where you develop this like very. bizarre attraction to them because you. don't really know them yet in person and. you're communicating back and forth and. you're both putting forth your your best. face and if you're a young athlete who's. like a football player and this lady. saying all the right things Untold the. girlfriend did a touch like she like. like she's yeah he didn't know I mean.

he's like a sweet kid too you see and by. the way like there's a Netflix thing on. him and you're like he comes out looking. great and the and the guy you catfish. him you're like this is a psychopath No. Remorse right that's terrible person the. the the idea is that you're allowed to. do that to a person you don't even know. because that person's famous like you're. allowed to destroy their life and do. something horrible to them just because. they're famous that's crazy but also you. also have to deal with like why couldn't. he see that coming why didn't he why. couldn't he recognize and then you have. to take into account kid yeah and he's a.

football player okay you know you're. colliding heads with people all the time. dude all the time all the time you know. it's not healthy football is football is. probably the most dangerous sport there. is I mean when you look at like the. blackouts in the CTE like what offensive. lineman have to deal with like I think. it's probably the most vicious sport we. have didn't explain Shane. Gillis I do I'm not kidding I think that. explained Kennison did he play football.

no he got hit in the head by a car. that's right yeah so did Rosanne there. was a comedian on kilon La recently that. he was he was funny he's new he's young. guy from a Austin but he was telling the. story recently over a pandemic he fell. off of a balcony landed on his head. broke his face all his teeth are fake. and it's like I was like listening to. them like a this is going to be another. guy he's probably going to be hilarious. comedian but life probably changed. because of a head injury well it's not. guaranteed you're going to be funny I'm. not recommending get hit by a car no he.

didn't do it on purpose this isn't this. isn't Spider-Man you got to [ __ ]. happened is what I'm saying just try. you're trying to nail it you're like let. me just [ __ ] hit my head proper. that's not if that's how I said it. that's not how I meant it yeah you're. either going to be a [ __ ] you're either. going to be mentally challenged or. you're going to be [ __ ] a pretty. solid open micer yeah we'll see I think. I attribute some of My Success to brain. damage yeah that's probably something. you take a lot of a lot of hits yeah for. sure but it's enough that I'm cognizant. I'm aware but I also have like a level. of don't give a [ __ ] that's probably not.

healthy it's it might be healthy but it. needs to be like managed all the time. with strenuous exercise and you know. like voluntary uh difficult things like. cold Plunge and sauna like I need to do. stuff I need to like you need to be. active need to I need to force this. brain into like violent activities on a. regular basis to [ __ ] keep it in. check but I think there's a certain. amount of brain damage that's not bad. just a touch just a touch of autism.

touch brain. damage I think you made Comics healthier. do that's good I think you did I you. made me want to be healthier that's good. I when I was here last time and I was. like yeah I got to take care of my holy. [ __ ] like you were so nice about that. that I was like yeah I should [ __ ] I. should watch this a little bit you got. to think of your body as your vehicle. and if you have like a Nissan GTR you. could take a GTR and you can put a. [ __ ] big ass turbo in it and make 900. horsepower like why wouldn't you do that. wouldn't it be better if it works better. it's fter I'm in a strip mall in.

Indianapolis that's why yeah but still. you want energy and you're right the. energy of your mind is directly. connected to the energy of your body and. we we want to pretend that that it's not. because there was like a a time of. intellectual snobbery where taking care. of your body was thought as Vain and and. and stupid it's a a morons approach no. you really you made people healthier I. think in in in a way where you're like. no this is smart this is we need dude. I'm pushing 60 I'm 56 years old you. don't look it I but that that's possible.

I just want I'm not doing anything crazy. that other people can't do too you could. do it you just have to be on top of it. and you have to not let your body. degrade CU once your body degrades. building your body up is very very very. very very hard but maintaining your body. is not as hard yeah you just have to be. like really dedicated to it the same way. you're dedicated to brushing your teeth. same way you're dedicated to eating food. don't you eat food every day yeah yes. well that because you have to right stay. alive you also have to exercise you. should exercise minimum five days a week.

I think I think that's smart I mean look. when we were on the road we did a tour. bus last year a few times and like we'd. be out 14 days or whatever at a time. every day we would wake up in a new city. we'd hit a Rec Center we' play. basketball we'd do whatever we'd steam. we'd shower we get breakfast good way to. start the day and we drink at night but. guess what we sweat the [ __ ] out take. some electrolytes get some liquid IV. pound it pound some vitamins and. glutathione yeah you can medigate it and. you can also like give your body uh more.

of a chance to be robust while you're. traveling and avoid sickness and avoid. fatigue and all the [ __ ] that [ __ ] with. bad shows when you have that feeling. backstage you feel like [ __ ] then you. got to go on stage. that's a terrible feeling two show I. mean back in the day three shows. remember the three show nights oh my God. the three show nights were so squirly. for me because I'm a marijuana proponent. and uh I would often forget did I bring. this up already this is the third show. is this the second show [ __ ] hard but. if you're high and then when you lock in. like when you lock in and you're doing.

standup you're just in it right you're. in those bits but then if you're. freeballing which often you're likely to. do if you're doing three shows you want. to make it interesting so you mix up the. order and you're like oh my God I don't. know where I'm going with this will you. find new bits yes and also I would do. like start with coffee end with booze. like ride the cafe exactly if I'm doing. something long I want to I want to feel. both highs and I want to feel good I. want to enjoy myself that's why I'm. terrified of Aderall I'm terrified of. any stimulants stimulants scare the [ __ ].

out of me they work yeah I haven't take. it I used to take it all the time and. holy [ __ ] I might have to when I to. start writing a new [ __ ] hour like. them are they good for creativity I love. it cuz I I block out every I Focus like. I'm I already have like voices in my. head so like when I what kind of voices. just like joke idea joke idea like you. know so so when I'm writing I can't it's. too much and I can't write but if I if I. pop an ad roll I can like focus on I'll. read an article be like what's funny. about this that'll like warm me up. listen to my set I I'm gon I'm GNA. struggle to write a new [ __ ] hour. what's the what's the dose I don't.

remember it's uh I got to get new ones. actually all my sh you get a. prescription I do yeah that's good you. don't want to get it from the. cartel I don't want that [ __ ] I know. people who do I know people who get. street drugs that take like Street Molly. like what are you doing man I need to. get back I haven't had it in a while cuz. I've been kind of honing this hour but. when I need a new hour [ __ ] I'm I'm just. dreading it that starting at zero dude. yeah but you'll always do it you always. do it but it's it's wonderful It's a. Wonderful terrifying feeling because you.

have to be a rookie all over again like. people know you they're they love you. they're fans and they come to see you. and you're a rookie it's crazy to suck. again I'm like man and it's also goodz. you're coming off the high of murdering. cuz you're at last hour is like you at. your Peak so they like this is as good. as I get and then it's gone and you're. like I'm [ __ ] yep I'm [ __ ] [ __ ]. that's the game we play my friend but I. love it yeah it's beautiful so you're. going to film your thing in March yeah. right and then it'll come out around May. hope we'll see we'll see what we'll come.

back we'll promote it then I would love. that thank you 100% always great talk. you're awesome dude thank you very much. appreciate you brother all right um. social media website yeah and you and I. got I'm doing a new thing called punch. up . live samarel my name and that's. like a mailing list that I've been doing. I've been putting like for people so. they don't [ __ ] it up uh punch up. live. uh s m m o r r i l and it's like a place. where I just put new [ __ ] that's like. that YouTube will flag so like I'll put. like a more offensive joke there. sometimes I'll do whatever but it's like. a fun place and and in exchange just.

give me your email so I can blast when I. come to your city beautiful beautiful. that's a good move that's very smart. that's very smart all right and then all. the tour dates are up there yeah I'm an. Irvine I don't know this. we added shows Lake City Wise Guys. another awesome club I'll probably add a. late Thursday there too but Prov Irvine. awesome [ __ ] club love yeah we had a. 330 there that was I've never been to. Bricktown in Oklahoma so a good spot. great I love it this A like a really. good network of solid clubs I I only do. really good rooms at this thank God I'm.

at a place right now where I can only. kind of choose the good ones but yeah. then Wilbur is going to be Wilbur's. [ __ ] awesome what's like three comedy. clubs like in front of each other cuz. it's so shallow but stacked that's a. great room all right Sam appreciate you. brother all right bye. [Music]. [Applause]. everybody.