Joe Rogan Experience #2097 - Jeff Dye

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day hey Jeff how you doing fellow roll. thanks for having man my pleasure. brother I'm a big fan so you're very. funny last night it was fun oh thanks it. was fun to see it I I uh I was telling. them before you got here that like it's. very rare that I'm like got a little. nerves yeah that club's weird and so. when I when I came out there like yeah.

know this is a big deal you know like I. I don't it's been a while since I've had. some nerves and I was coming out there. going oh it took me like about 30 40. long seconds to really dial in and go. all right I was kind of out of my head. going Joe's watching and uh hope this. goes well you know cuz it's such a. beautiful Club yeah the bar's High yeah. oh that whole crowd's going oh we you. know we're going to see everybody Tom. sigura Joe Rogan we you follow Brian. Simpson too who's yeah really Fu really. [ __ ] on fire right now I was just. very very uh it was just cool was cool.

to be in there you got a torch yeah yeah. there's one right there this is his. torch oh that's a torch too look at you. you got all the gadgets yeah we uh shout. out to Foundation cigars they they. actually made us some comedy Mothership. logoed. cigars they're really good is it out. yeah here try to. sorry it might be almost out of. juice got it but um yeah I get it I was. nervous when I first did stand up there. too.

yeah it's like that was my first set. there it was weird I was like are we. really doing this yeah and your dad. talking about this for two years yeah. and then all of a sudden we're doing it. like we were all [ __ ] in our pants every. one of us backstage was like [ __ ] we all. it's such a cool place but the thing is. like we had been doing so much standup. yeah yeah your whole life to get weirded. out by this one set for some reason. special yeah it felt like the audience. was like that too they felt a little. weirded out too they were like wow this. is real like they got to be there at the.

very first show I used to feel like that. at the store a bit mhm like you I would. literally Crush at the Laugh Factory 25. minutes before I walked over to the. comedy store and then I was like oh I. hope Adam sees this you know like for. whatever reason like the store has I. think every comic has some sort of weird. issues with The Comedy Store for sure. all different things but like I don't. know how dude when I was a kid when I. was 21 when I first started doing. standup people would talk about The. Comedy Store like it was Mecca like you.

had to make your pilgrimage this was. where Richard prior came from this is. where Sam Kennison came from it was. Mecca yeah and you only heard about you. know like that this is the spot there. was no other one place you had to go. like you could go to catch you could go. to you catch Rising Star which is in New. York you could go which is a great Club. you could go to The Improv and Melrose. that was a great Club it's all great. Store the store was Mecca yeah and when.

you got past there D I was already on a. television show when I got ped and when. getting on the television show was cool. it was cool to be on TV like wow I can't. believe I'm on TV this is nuts but the. real thing for me was when mity passed. me yeah I was like oh my God like I. think I'm a real comedian yeah like I'm. a real professional like cuz you know in. the beginning the few years you feel. like such a fraud you feel like you you. like any stage time yeah you're learning.

it as you go you're not really sure if. you're going to make it some of your. jokes suck yeah oh yeah everyone now and. then though you get one that pops you're. like God I need more of those like I. need more like that one that's why so. many Comics go edgy or like dirty soon. of course cuz they're like at least a. reactions better than bombing you know. I'd rather that than silence you know. and there's always some subjects that. just have built-in laughs you know. there's some subjects like you pretty. much can't [ __ ] it up if you you got to. it's a it's it's a topic that people.

like to laugh just at the top like I. feel like every comic when you start. tell me if you found this to be true of. course they all start with the I know. what I look like or I look like a you. hear that version of. that right or um they they come up with. a or they they like some sort of song. lyrics that's all because songs are. poems yeah and they're metaphors so for. whatever reason every comic's like I was. listening to the song The the day and. the lyrics with you're like yeah cuz. it's a metaphor like and you're going to. take the most literal route on this.

writing to make yourself sound smarter. than the artist but it's like it's kind. of like trying to get to you and that. monkey and you're like he's trying to. get to a monkey and like no that's the. radio edit of booty you know they can't. say trying to get to you and that [ __ ]. or booty or whatever the real lyric is. it's yeah a thing well it's just pop. culture too right so you you really. you're terrified to talk about something. that people don't know about you don't. want to have to explain something while. you're cuz then you have to get their.

full attention it's not an immediate. like if you wanted to bring up uh Lebron. James you say the name LeBron James. everybody knows who LeBron James is it's. an instantaneous reference absolutely. but if you want to talk about some weird. sect of the Christian church that you. grew up in you're like what what what. like that's a [ __ ] black belt joke. you know like you have to yeah you're. not ready for like a esoteric subject. you're not ready for any weirdness I had. a comic tell me the other night we did. this corporate event I don't his name.

cuz you know but he's just new that's. all he's not guilty of being unfunny. he's not guilty of being a bad guy he's. just guilty of being new that's all we. all were and he goes what do you think. about this joke and it's this wildly. insensitive joke about about the Bible. and Mary and it's it's a gross. oversimplification but it's also just. latently disrespectful like and that's. okay you know Louis wants to do that. joke you want to do that joke some. people want to limp in on that subject. you can do it and I go you. can't you know what I'm saying like.

me like what do you mean I can't no it's. just two months in you're trying to. tackle that like it's not going to work. an abortion joke in your first five. minutes like settle down yeah these. people have no idea who you are and. you're like it's just like it's not. going to work leave that to Bill Burr. yeah leave the abortion joke to Bill bur. maybe not month one but yeah you're not. you don't have any idea what you sound. like you don't have any idea how other. people are perceiving you it's chaos up. there it doesn't seem like it should be. it's I I feel like we understand it more. than most people which is why so many.

people think they can do it but even we. kind of barely understand it like I. understand how I do it but there's a lot. of guys like I see him like like I don't. know what you're doing but it's hilar. Harlen Williams I love. harc soly he's so silly when you watch. him on stage like if you wrote that out. oh yeah it would not make any sense sir. can you please look away I'm trying to. perform up here I'm [ __ ] dying he was. on kill Tony and he brought a checkbook.

and started just writing checks to. people for like a million dollars but. and it just became this running gag it. was hilarious he had Jeff Ross roast a. roast he pulled out a roast and he he. put two little googly eyes on it and he. goes I want you to roast this roast and. that's only Harland can do that only har. if anyone else did that i' be like get. this dog [ __ ] out of here but like. Harlen Williams it's perfectly his voice. like I've known that guy for probably. like 25 26 years he's always been super. cool no one hates Haron Williams no one.

you will never meet anybody who doesn't. like har Williams he isn't like but is. is exactly like nor McDonald where the. where he's got his own thing his own. thing and they're both Canadian and. they're not similar but they're both. these. unique one- OFA kind men yeah he doesn't. vary yeah he's always that guy he's. always like this super sweet guy that's. goty that guy offstage on stage hey. fella what a great Club you know pumpkin. pie haircut is. he improved that on the movie Dumb and.

Dumber to Jim Carrey and it stays in the. script like that's how yeah no that's. har he's such a fun guy but like I don't. know how he does it imagine if being. harland's comedy coach like I don't know. what to tell you yeah just do you dude. yeah I don't know how to tell you. William montgom is another one have you. seen William he's a young kid young guy. from Austin he was in LA for a while. then he came out here his comedy is so I. I wish I could like do one of his bits. but I don't want to give up some of his. material oh you got a kid that works at. Mothership who I'm obsessed with and I. don't know if he'll be a star I don't.

know I've never been able to predict any. of this [ __ ] if you'd have asked me if. I'd have thought a lot of these people. that became stars are stars I'm I'm not. a good read of this but I do know a. brilliant comic when I see one in Casey. rocket that oh yeah he's very funny and. it's well here's the difference so for. me here's the difference is when I when. you watch me you go oh I know who Jeff's. inspired by you know he likes Patrice he. likes Norm he likes these truth tellers. and he and he loves The Simpsons and if. you know that formula when you watch me. go that's what this guy liked that's. what he watched you know um no one's.

doing what Casey Rocket's doing no so at. least it's different enough that you. like whether you love it or hate it you. go I've never seen it before well even. if you well first of all you should. appreciate that but then also appreciate. that whatever he's doing it's funny. right now and he's going to get better. yeah he's I love it it's going to get. even more better I watched him I I don't. know if he'll like me saying this he. didn't do too great on the show that I. watched and I'm in the back going. whatever that is sign me up I'll watch. that it he varies uh but he does well a.

lot he does well a lot he's got real. potential he's a funny dude he did like. six minutes on Jimmy Carter kid's in his. 20s and he's he's doing Jimmy Carter. jokes and I'm in the back on No One's. Gonna because you know I was it was like. a bar show in Manhattan Beach and they. they want some race race hustling jokes. yeah if you're doing a bar show in. Manhattan Beach that's yeah well that's. hit or miss it is hitter yeah but those. are good for like just stress testing. the vehicle though and who cares if the.

joke doesn't work the you can you know I. I watched you last night for uh probably. 30 minutes of the hour that you did it. seems like you're having a lot of fun. I'm having a lot of fun is this a new or. is this uh I mean I I've seen you a. bunch of times but I mean like it's been. a been a few years I think since I've. got to see you on stage and you seem. like you were having so much fun I'm. having a good time that's inspiring to. watch yeah well first of all you know. I'm in a place where I could do whatever. I want so I'm doing as much standup as I.

want and I'm doing it specifically just. to make the standup better like that's. how I think about it I'm all I'm doing. is like I treat it like what is the most. important thing of it the most important. thing is the show like. try in some way to like always tweak it. always make it better figure out what. you doing add a thing and to have all. this opportunity for stage time at the. club I basically set up a residency in. my home City yeah it's perfect pretty. sweet it was fun to watch fun dude it's.

fun I I like seeing that more than I. like seeing a lot of things in our. business I just I love it I like comedy. so much I do do that I want to see. someone so I I went on the road with. this guy named Kermit AO from Washington. State and he's a a road dog and a really. talented guy who won Seattle. International comp comedy competition. which when I first started comedy that. was a huge deal to us up in Seattle and. he brought me on the road I was terrible. I was a terrible like open micer that. got some I was a king of the open micers.

in Seattle you know and so he brings me. on the road open for him and uh he goes. you know the only reason I'm bringing. you on the road is you make me like like. standup comedy again you're so excited. about it and the way you don't shut up. about it and you want to tell jokes and. you want to write jokes or you tell me. like hey last night after that bit you. should you should if you thought about. adding This and like you make me. remember that I like it and I do feel. like and I've been doing comedy since. 2005 I do feel a little bit of that. where I'm looking for someone to I just. I like I loved being in that green room.

and hanging I love this I love the the. standup part but like that's really fun. it does I don't want to just perform and. go home I want it to be like in the. comedy yeah I don't know I like that. part of it off each other that's what. that's the the reason why I created the. club we were already performing out here. um we started performing out here in. November of 2020 indoors and it was it. was sketchy like there was a feeling of. sketchiness I was like I remember we got.

really high one time and I went on stage. I was like this is so not safe it's like. the middle middle of covid and they have. indoor shows packed there's not the. social distancing had suck my dick there. was no social distancing it was just. packed everybody was just going out like. they were going out I love that and we. were how many you guys have had Co like. [ __ ] half the crowd already already. had it yeah it was it was wild times but. what we needed was a home base and I was. like this place that we're at the Vulcan.

which is a really fun place to play and. a really fun place to see standup it's a. real fun room. but I wanted to do it where we had full. control of it where it was just Comics. like it was like we have like you know a. group of humans that are really good at. an art form and I say what do you what. do you think we should do we all just. talk and everybody's suggestion got in. there the reason why the ceiling is the. height that it is cuz I took Louie and. Louie went and looked around he goes can. you lower the ceiling and I said I think.

we can can we lower the ceiling and I. brought over the construction guys I'm. like what can we do and like yeah we can. get it down three more feet he's like. get down as low as you can get it we. just wanted to make sure that we could. see from the balcony that was the. critical thing like make sure the the. the ceiling didn't impede the view from. the balcony so he got to right where it. doesn't and then it really tightened the. room up and he also told me he goes. Comics like to hear that sound of echo. but that sucks it's like sucks for the. sound like that's like it you you want. the sound to be as clean as possible you.

should like make everything almost like. a Sound Studio like have you done the. old ice house yeah I love the old. hardwood that pop the comedy pops there. it like it had it's also great crowds. out there too but it's it's the the. structure of the building adds to the. sound but you don't really necessarily. want that you really want the actual. laughs and like everybody to hear. everything you're saying clearly wait do. you think there was a problem with the. ice house in the old way like the way it. was too easy it popped it wasn't a.

problem cuz it was really small room but. it would have been a problem in a a LGE. a slightly larger room it gets slightly. larger and those Echoes get weird they. get weird in Corners like that's one of. the things about the Vulcan I've had. friends come to the show and they would. go we couldn't hear right where we were. we had to move I go what was the matter. like everything was echoing I was like. oh no really so like I guess there was. like you know how Sound Works and hard. surfaces and Corners if you're in like. the back of you know a little corner.

area and sounds coming from a speaker. point in a specific Direction MH it's. probably not set up for comedy is what. I'm trying to say so we decided to just. set it up from the jump great like the. best way we could you know the whole. tunnel system the whole there's an. elevator it's perfect it's literally. you've made it's a masterpiece so when. we opened it it was it was. nerve-wracking it was like what are we. doing me and my buddy brand uh this was. literally last weekend I think it was. last weekend we're playing a club and.

the club's great I don't want to name it. because I'm about to say something. that's not great about the Acoustics but. he gets on stage he's crushing and he's. doing all these little [ __ ] Savers. you know like well that did better last. week you know those little things you. say after joke does and the crowd's. looking around going what is he talking. about so then he does another joke and. then he's like all right you guys don't. like and and he's keeps narrating but. like Brent you're crushing but I I can't. talk to him he's on stage and so then I. get on stage and uh and I'm like like. [ __ ] tough crowd man what's going on.

here like these oh you can't hear them. couldn't hear I could I thought I was. doing bad and br's like you're that was. amazing and then brand was doing amazing. and he thought he was doing bad up there. so we came with like a symbol for the. next shows like if if you're doing how. how far was the audience for from you. that you couldn't hear we heard laughs. we heard laughs right but we just don't. we we we're used to a sound as a. comedian like of what killing is so you. know getting we get laughs on every. sentence doesn't mean you're killing MH.

and so we were just saying so me and BR. came with like a code we're like all. right this means don't worry about it. you're doing good and if it is that the. joke sucks or the bit sucks we'll give. we'll do this like hey it's you it's you. that is uh but like you need to know is. it me or is it the crowd you got like a. line coach yeah we like going you know. but we it's because that sound is so. important if you think you're doing bad. oh yeah you know and the crowd doesn't. think you are or vice versa problem. watch the zoom comedy people tried to do.

Joe I was one of the zoom people. no I had to dude I had to hey I would. have done it I done it the I had one. corporate event that was like $10,000. corporate That was supposed to be in a. theater and then they're like well we. can't now cuz Co so I'm thinking I just. don't get that money or they're going to. have to reschedule for another time and. they go but we can do it on zoom and I. was like well it's 10 grand and dude it. was terrible so you did a corporate gig. on Zoom yes and I couldn't hear them cuz. they're their things aren't on it's a. bunch of people oh my god dude it was a.

nightmare Jo also I got to say it's. really nice for me to be here because uh. during covid I was like Enemy Number One. in Los Angeles in a lot of ways really. I'd have people at my house I was like. I'm not doing this [ __ ] I was like the. only guy who was like actually putting. on his story like I'm not doing this I'd. like go to coffee shops you know and. know I'd wear a mask when they you know. when I'd be one of those guys you know. I'd wear the mask in the store but then. you know whatever I'm going to drink my. coffee you would to drink it through a. mask you know so there were Comics who.

are now cool with me again but at the. time we're like can you believe Jeff Ty. is just not taking this serious and it's. like. not I wish I lived in a place like this. or Florida or something during that. lockdown well I kind of saw what was. going. on in the beginning but I was hoping. that we would come out of it and it. really would just be a couple weeks and. everything would be back to normal but. when it got to a month. and there was no talk at all about.

reopening and then there was talk about. it might be 6 months it was it it got. real weird and then there was a George. Floyd riots and then there was the lines. outside the guns do and I was like okay. I see where this is going I'm getting. the [ __ ] out of here so I came out here. in May of 2020 that's when I first. started looking yeah found a house moved. in August so that quick in August of. 2020 I'm like see you and it was in the. middle of my Spotify. the beginning excuse me not even the.

middle but spot of Ideal hadn't even. started it started from out here they. were like they were like what the [ __ ]. as from us going what do you mean he's. moving to he's gonna CH also you're a. weed guy we're going Texas he's going to. go to Texas with the weed well. apparently it's decriminalized here in. Austin okay Praise Jesus uh but then I. heard that Ken Paxton is trying to sue. the City of Austin who I've met is's a. very nice gentleman Ken how dare you. what's he suing it for I don't know I.

think it has something to do with the. marijuana laws. listen Maybe it has something to do with. something other politically like they. sue you for this so you refund the. police I don't know how all that [ __ ]. works there's a lot of like weirdness. when it comes to that Ken paxes Texas. cities including Austin for. decriminalizing weed dude but why this. is stupid Ken don't get involved in this. this is a dumb perspective it's the. whole whole law is dumb and it was based.

on fraud from the very beginning if you. look at the history of why marijuana is. illegal it goes back to William Randolph. Hurst and Harry anslinger they they. conspired that's that's the reason why. they made movies like Reef for madness. they wrote all these stories in the. newspaper about marijuana and how. marijuana was uh causing blacks and. Mexicans to rape white ladies and they. did it which turned out not to be true. it was they made this [ __ ] up well you. know you could find instances there's a.

lot of people but the point is that they. made all this [ __ ] up just so they could. uh stop hemp because uh the they had. come up with a new method of processing. hemp fiber there was a new machine that. was invented called a decorticator and. the decorticator allowed them to. economically effectively process hemp. without using slave labor see when they. stopped using slaves and then when they. started picking cotton people moved from. hemp to Cotton but cotton sucks compared. to hemp hemp is a way better cloth it's.

way more durable it's like my friend. Todd says it's like an alien plant cuz. it is like an alien plant it doesn't. there's nothing like it you could use. its fiber to make clothes it's the best. clothes on earth like the most durable. like I have a hemp Jiu-Jitsu ghee that. [ __ ] thing never rips when I get. cotton gese these [ __ ] like. after like a few months of hard rolling. this this thing start getting loose and. they start ripping and you know if you.

had a ghee for a year or two years it's. probably got a rip or two in it already. the the hemp GES don't rip you can t h. paper you can take hemp paper and you. can barely tear it really it's weird. I've never known less about a subject. than hemp or any of this stuff I got. fascinated because my friend Todd. McCormick had a hemp stalk on his table. his desk table and he goes pick this up. and I pick it up and it feels like. there's nothing there it's like. Styrofoam but it's hard like Oak yeah.

it's interesting it's a [ __ ] weird. plant you can make houses with it they. use something called hemp creek and it's. hemp and it's mixed together with some. sort of a solvent or something that. solidifies it and it's way more durable. than wood it's stronger than concrete. it's it's crazy it's a crazy plant dude. and the fact that it's illegal because. it makes people happy and makes food. taste better shut the [ __ ] up. just shut the [ __ ] up it's stupid it.

doesn't kill anybody alcohol's killing. people every day of the week they're. dying a liver poisoning everyone's dying. of opiates fenel killing. everybody Kills Nobody I've always said. the best way to get killed by weed is. you take a 35b bag of it and drop it on. your head from a CIA drug plane that's. that's how people die from that's how. you die from weed shut the [ __ ] up I a. buddy who was uh fly he was driving from. Boston Randy Valerio he's driving from.

Boston with marijuana products but it. was medicine in Boston you know and he's. D he's moving to LA to live and as he's. driving through Texas he gets pulled. over so it's legal in Boston and it's. legal in LA and it's considered medicine. in these two places but if he takes his. medicine through Texas yeah you can't. felony charges yeah it's it's schedule. one it's a real drug it's crazy well. it's a dumb thing man like this not a. dumb country we're super educated now we. have amazing access to information this.

is not 1930 this is not a confusing time. this is a time where we know exactly. what things do now this is also. important to say some people should not. smoke weed some people should not eat. weed some people should not do any. psychedelics at all some people have. mental health problems already some. people are prone to schizophrenia and. I've seen people [ __ ] snap from weed. I think yes not seen that I think it's.

important to talk about yeah look it's. just not me but I've seen people like. Alex Baron wrote this book called uh. tell your children and it's all about. there's like a certain percentage of. people that take high does THC that. experienc psychotic States there's this. lady in La who stabbed her boyfriend 108. times off one hit he gave her some crazy. super potent weed she went wacky stabbed. him 108 times and uh the the up part is. she only got two years.

probation yeah that's wild two years. prob that's a whole different problem. s we were just like imagine if it was a. dude God and his excuse was I got high. hey High I had a stab her 108 times like. what the [ __ ] you're in jail forever. women complain about all these social. issues but you know where women crush us. courts yeah dude in the courtroom. there's no bigger privilege than being a. woman and by the way no one no one gives. a [ __ ] if your wife beat beat you up at. all at all a baseball player in the '90s.

Chuck Finley got beat up by his wife and. he's like I don't want to hit her back. I'm a big guy you know so he just so he. just called the cops yeah he took it he. just called the cops but then if you. read all the people comment like oh come. on dude you can't yeah just let her hit. you dude like like just block yeah block. the problem is you should never be. around anyone who wants to hit you. whether it's a friend or whether it's a. girlfriend she never be around a person. that wants to strike you at all yeah at. all just the rules the it's like I we.

all have we all sometimes are angry but. you don't express yourself that way. right it's stupid you know my favorite. Joe Rogan moment one of what yeah. everybody references your podcast people. reference your uh you know the UFC the. reference your comedy the on Fear Factor. when that guy TR and you go no no you. don't get to hit people to to that girl. and then he tried to defend his wife's. honor he's you go no no no if you guys. want to hit each other at home you can. do whatever you want but you don't get. to hit people just because you're upset.

and then he tried to come to you and you. grabbed him and everyone realized real. quick I mean maybe at that time it. wasn't public knowledge how trained you. were at like fighting and stuff all I. did was grab his neck yeah but it was. you shut it down quick yeah no TV host. has ever shut down a a conflict of like. that that fast well that guy they'd. warned me about really he had a history. of violence and he had done some violent. things on some other reality show you. you it was amazing they like fire the. security on the show Joe's got this. there was no security that was part of.

the problem that was around Maniacs that. was a big show yeah yeah yeah there was. Zero security there was Zero security. there was me and a bunch of random. Maniacs that were trying to eat bul. dicks and jump off build need security. and some of them were super sketchy and. that guy was the that guy was he maybe. could have hit me he was thinking about. hitting me when he got in his face his. body was so tense and he got so close to. me I was like because the thing about. people have to realize about getting.

punched this is very important to know. sucker punching works because your. reaction time is far slower than action. time action time is very fast it's. probably five to 10 times faster than. reaction time so if I go like that and I. hit you by the time you register that. I've turned my shoulders and that my. fist is heading in your direction you're. hit right and you're going to get. knocked out you're going to be unready.

for it your jaws GNA slide back your. head's going to snap sideways because. you're not resisting it your brain is. going to wash around inside your head. and you're going out unless you're a. tank you unless you're a big [ __ ] s. dude and then he's going to look at you. go M what a [ __ ] terrible thing. you've done and's going to eat you. that's why Joe Rogan says Sucker Punch. that's that's what I got from that I got. a sucker punch if I'm going to win well. just sucker punching effective is. something that people do so if someone. gets that close to you even a trained.

fighter has to be prepared for a sucker. punch didn't kill Houdini no no he got. punched in the stomach he he had a gap. would do where he would let people punch. him and yeah this guy but I think there. was something else wrong with him too I. also think he was he was doing a lot of. weird [ __ ] I know I'm jumping around a. lot buttis at yeah oh he had. appendicitis isn't that kind of funny. that you know we just get up there and. do jokes but like a magician will do. like a trick and then be like also. someone come punch.

me me that's not a magic trick that. sounds like some a frat guy was like a. big Samoan guy would say like if someone. punched me but there's like no magic to. it that will really work like if someone. says kick me there is no magic that's. going to save you so silly there's no. magic you can't tighten up your abs and. let me kick you this is my magic trick. you're going to get really injured you. think you punch good I'm a magician it's. stupid. cadabra Francis and liver punching you.

well dadra David BL do that he'll do. seven things that you're like this guy's. a witch or a warlock or something but. then he'll be like and now I'm going to. live in a box above New York City for a. month and you're like don't do that. that's not magic he made me stab him. with an ice pick yeah his arm stabbed. his arm with an ice pick I went through. his arm to the other side with an ice. pick yeah I saw that he did that to. Ricky D or something and Ricky D is just. like why that's the best answer to most. magic why this is the answer to the. thing it says on Friday morning October. 22nd in his dressing room at the.

princess theater in Montreal he was. punched hard in the stomach by an. excitable McGill student J Gordon. Whitehead who wanted to test the theory. that hudini was capable of withstanding. hard blows to the abdomen a week later. Houdini was. dead is that really what killed him or. was it. appendicitis did you say it was. appendicitis Jamie that you read that. yeah. the great head shot so you maybe you can. rupture someone's appendix with a punch.

oh so that's how it Happ inflammation of. the adominal wall his appendix was. removed but the poison from the ruptured. appendix was already in his bloodstream. jeez maybe uh I mean it makes sense I. know guys uh lose their spleens from uh. really bad accidents you can you know if. your body gets damaged they could they. could remove your spleen it might be. like it [ __ ] your appendix up too I. mean makes sense if something's hitting. it these see guys I mean the the blows.

they take for this kind of stuff dude. it's you get too accustomed to it it's. you it's so uh normal for me to see guys. fight it's it's weird it's real weird. like I'm super accustomed to it but it. really is shocking it is if you just. step back and watch like a real. highlevel fight and the impact. terrifying shocking if it was dogs it'd. be. illegal right like you watch UFC fight. you go you know we couldn't do this if. this was dogs. like like I can't believe I can't. believe what and there's people gathered.

around people G I'm gamblers you know. yeah yeah and uh and you're just going I. don't think that this should be allowed. but they do it I know it's wild when uh. every now and again you you I mean it. always I'm always aware of how dangerous. it is for the fighters and how Wild it. is to see and but every now and then. someone will get really injured and and. when I'm like oh [ __ ] like when Chris. weyman broke his leg I was like oh [ __ ].

or when Anderson Silva broke leg that's. one I'm thinking of he that clean break. on his shin they both had it both this. is the craziest thing it's only happened. four times in the UFC and two times have. been with Chris Weidman oh really crazy. I don't know who that guy is I don't. watch a lot but I saw the Sila one and I. go he was striking him and he broke his. Wiman was the one I saw a lot was UFC. middleweight champion at the time that's. widman and he was defending his title. against Anderson who he beat in the. first fight and then Ander just Anderson. just threw that so gross oh so.

disgusting dude and he had heard it on a. check earlier boom yeah it just gave out. um Chris said that he checked it earlier. and he thinks that it had hurt like. check means um when Anderson throws a. kick you lift up your leg and you try to. get it where his shin hits the top of. your like right below your knee cuz. that's like indestructible okay so it's. like what's the weakest point the middle. of your shin if it hits that top top. area of the knee that top area is not.

it's not giving yeah cuz it's reinfor. it's it's also it's like you can take a. shot like that like pretty hard yeah but. in the middle of the shin you got all. that crazy leverage and down there where. Anderson broke his think of how thin. that is compared to the bones at the top. so something had to give coming at it. happens all the time well not all the. time but you see it it h it's happening. a lot more now because so much stuff is. filmed I I've seen a dozen of them at. least it does happen I used to work at. this moving company super rare and uh. you know when you work at a place like a.

moving company or like you know any of. these kind of jobs where they're just. hire a criminals like people with. criminal records like you want to make. 20 bucks an hour just load up this big. rig with frozen groceries I've had a lot. of those jobs when I was young cuz I. didn't go to college and um you could. tell me if this is real or not but there. you know it's an unreliable source but. this guy's like I used to be in the. Marine Corps and they used to tell us. you know you're going to get punched you. want to get hit in the face you want to. get hit right here and we always picked. the face is that does that make fight.

sense or is this guy just trying to be. cool at the. warehouse I don't think he knows what. the [ __ ] he's talking about okay fair. enough that's what I'm saying these guys. were like you know yeah I take it in the. gut all day long over the face really. yeah but the thing about the face is it. puts you out if someone's going to like. just hit you if like you know you're. going to get hit and you get to choose. where you get hit you take it in the. stomach and you prepare for it it's. still going to suck but you could take a. few if you get punched in the face by. the right guy he told us that it like. blew our mind like I don't think he.

knows what he's talking about I think he. was trying to be a tough guy because. depends if someone hits you in the liver. like if you get a you know someone who's. really good you know like Ryan Garcia. he's got this nasty liver punch yeah oh. God he hits people they just blop you. know like Canelo Alvarez is a wicked. liver punch when you when you have that. shot it's a like a left hook that's kind. of almost partially an uppercut you know. instead of coming it's like a body left. hook and they'll slam it right here. right here with the rib cages and the.

liver right below it oh my goodness it's. the worst feeling you get like. electrocuted like your whole body shuts. off it's so czy kwi it is a kill switch. it really is and some guys are masterful. at hitting that kill switch you know the. sad part about this is Joe I've you know. what it's been 30 years probably 25. years I've been telling that story I I. heard a you know get punched if you had. to pick between the face and the thing. you take the face CU this one idiot. don't let somebody punch you in the face.

yeah you go unconscious you lose your. vision yeah you want to be able to see. you recover from a body shot you're not. you might not recover from getting. punched in the face yeah there's a lot. of you've seen slap fighting they get. slapped on conscious just a slap and. they're ready for it and they're they're. like professional slappers are you. shocked that's a sport yes yeah that. comes up on my Instagram things and I'm. going what are we doing yeah and the UFC. owns it so it's like I'm like okay and. there's like big guys that like I you. know they look like my neighbor Rick you.

know who are just like now they're pro. athletes I do have to admit I watch. those [ __ ] Clips I'm one of those. idiots he a pro. athlete he's putting chalk on his hand. he's got like rubber bands he looks. terrible he looks like he's at my Dive. Bar the chimney sweep just going all. right one one of the dudes they were. like what are you going to do with the. money I get my wife some new titties. yeah that's a good answer though what's. the best answer you've heard the you. interview all these guys after that. what's the best one your favor never ask. what they're going to do with their. money I know but like what's a thing you.

heard afterwards where you're like oh I. like that kind of oh Derrick Lewis my. balls was hot it has to be number one it. has to be number one derck Lewis just. beats this dude and then takes his pants. off okay and he's standing in the. octagon with no pants on and I'm. interviewing him like Derek. congratulations why'd you take your. pants off goes my balls was hot I I. understand. sir Le why' you take your pants off my. balls was. hot understand I.

understand weren't ready for that one J. is the man I was ready for it I mean my. job there is just kind of you know I'm. not in any way a comedian when I'm. interviewing Fighters that's a. completely different role I never try to. make anything funny ever I just my job. is there is just to get out of them the. best expression that they can give. they're the star that's it it's just me. trying to get it out of them that's all. it is always so like I've never like. Connor is pretty good too yeah oh Connor.

is amazing no go for go for. bgy look what's next for me Joe I'm. going to get that second where is it oh. I remember. this I remember this yeah and he was. right I'm sure you'll get your. second I've spent a lot of time yo. slating everybody in the company. backstage I'm starting fo. everybody I've ridiculed everyone on the.

roster I just want to say From The. Bottom Of Me heart I'd like to take this. chance to. apologize to absolutely. nobody. legendary there it. is that's pretty solid yeah because that. was what he envisioned he envisioned him. standing there with those two belts and. made it happen he really did it like. there's something to that [ __ ] Oprah.

horeshit like manifesting things the. secret you know something to that. there's something to it but it's not. guaranteed oh yeah yeah it's just you. know you figure yeah there there's. something to it there's something weird. to it you carry yourself in a different. way yeah for sure I've noticed that just. with getting off the bottle just my. comedy's gotten better things like that. but it's just me knowing oh I'm in my. right mind now like yeah this I got. something now to prove kind of thing uh.

not to make Connor Gregor about myself. but just there is a thing about yeah. seeing it making it happen you know like. there's something to that it's not again. it's not guaranteed right it's like it's. a part of the equation this is what I. like to think about it's not like you. live in a Land of only fate it's not. like you can just make things happen. with your mind and random things don't. happen to people it's all those things. random things do happen to people some. people are more fortunate than people a.

lot of it is luck a lot of this whole. thing is luck the energy you put out. there in the world probably has an. effect on the life that you live and if. you really truly believe that you can do. something and you go for it people. applaud it they love it they love to. watch it they love to see it and when. you make it it gives everybody else hope. that they can do it. 100% basketball like Jordan we saw. someone accomplish something we go oh. hey [ __ ] they did that thing what.

could be my thing you know yeah there's. part of just seeing someone who is the. best at anything or just extraordinary. at anything it makes you realize that. people can do wild [ __ ] man and it might. not be the people that you're around it. might not the be the people that you. surround yourself with but just knowing. that those other people are out there in. the world know you know that there's a. higher bar to set yeah you could do it. like something whatever in whatever. field you're doing you watch a Mike.

Tyson fight from the 1980s just the idea. that someone could be that guy was so. crazy it made you think that you could. get better at everything you do well. it's not like Tyson had some silver. spoon the opposite yeah so for you go. look at him you know this kid OPP. remember I don't I'm sure you know. everything about Tyson I'm not going to. tell you anything you don't know but. just I love they do that documentary. where he's like he's being so sweet. about his coach and he's going I'm. nothing I'm like a piece of [ __ ] you. know and and they let me live in their.

house and he's teaching me boxing and. and they're being so nice to me and. these white people and that like they're. letting me sleep with them in the house. and they're feeding me and I'm thinking. I'm going to rob these [ __ ]. like his Instinct was still like they. didn't lock the house up like I'm but. like I just love that his mentality like. they took like a straight kid yeah you. know it's guarding pigeons from his you. know buddies and he could be that you. know he could be that's it's makes I'm. never going to be a boxer but I could go. maybe I could do something great do you.

ever see the movie The Color of Money mm. uh it's Tom Cruz and Mary Elizabeth. Master Antonio and she plays his. girlfriend she's so [ __ ] hot she's so. young and hot it's with Paul Newman I. hate watching movies that are old but. with hot chicks oh she was so hot back. then because now I know that they're not. alive no more I think she's still alive. well but but but anyway point is she's. an amazing actress too and she played. his girlfriend and she was talking to. Paul Newman and she had this chain. around her neck and uh and and the the.

dad was like or Paul Newman was like. where'd you get it and she's like oh it. came from Vincent you know it was. Vincent's Mom it Vincent's mom's and. then uh he goes did he give it to you. she goes no when I was with my. ex-boyfriend we stole it from his. house so she was still wearing I stolen. Tom Cruz's mom's chain that she stole. from his house while they were dating. it's insane but it was it was cool it. was like who just to know there's vipers.

like that out there yeah there we can. all be the Viper you like in that situ. like Tom Cruz plays this genius pool. player that's probably autistic and uh. this is the girlfriend and the. girlfriend is just like like a total. Hustler yeah like just controlling him. steering him you know completely in. control of Vincent and if she like. leaves the room he panics. it's really wild yeah I know some feel. like I know some women like that oh yeah.

they're the fun ones this is Mary. Elizabeth Master. Antonio it's great for you know I. watched um I'm G to slaughter the name. but I was at Terry Brad Show's house on. Christmas and he likes these old movies. so he puts in like uh it's something. like I'll see you in St Louis or Meet Me. In St Louis or something it's an older. movie and I'm there I got like a you. know some cigars and we're just watching. he falls asleep I'm watching this movie. this kind of goes back to what I was. saying I don't like to watch old films. with beautiful women like that cuz Judy.

Garland's on the screen and she's just. so pretty and sweet and nice I'm falling. for Judy Garland in the movie and. beautiful I was like I'm going to look. her up you know see what she's and it's. like I'm about 40 years late and she you. know just going oh yeah but that's how. dumb I am I'm getting a crush on a woman. that's been gone for 30 years and and. and also didn't age great well don't you. ever imagine living life back then with. it's like living with children oh for.

sure like people back then were like. culturally they kind children yeah kind. of sweet I know it's a mushrooms idea. I'm a big mushroom guy but like I always. I don't know how when when you do new. mushrooms when I do mushrooms I'm with. my friends and it's a us we're not we're. usually in the woods camping or. something we I don't like to go to. concerts I don't want to be on mushrooms. you too much Randomness yeah I can't do. that I don't want to hear a guy I don't. know well I want to be around some. people I love you know I want to be. around but uh I was thinking about like.

in the old days you you Ro we'd ride our. horses you know and and we'd have like a. little picture of our Lady back home and. we'd clean up the horses and we make. some food and we whatever and we'd go I. wonder what's going on out there you. know what do you think's going on we may. might talk about it a little call it a. night you know we we had our. responsibilities we had our little. things yeah you knew your girl and you. knew some girls in town but you knew. your woman that you loved and your and. your family and then it's like now now I. don't wonder what anyone's doing yeah. can't even Escape my ex-girlfriend's.

breakfast post you know like like we. know it's there's got to be some happy. medium those guys knew nothing kind of a. sweet time kind of a sweet time but. which one would you choose see I'm. thinking I want that because I got now. yeah it's nonsense it's like what do you. want to do go back to being a chimp and. throw [ __ ] at each other maybe because. that they were probably like what are. these people going to live in houses. yeah but maybe you know that was one of. the things that uh gas K you crush it as. a chimp Joe I don't know you know that. you'd get to be Joe Rogan of The Chimps. I'm pretty sure when gingas Khan like.

one of his titles was he who rules and. all there like something about felt. houses so that that they had such. disdain for people who lived in houses. look at them fat cats with their houses. yeah they all lived in tents they lived. in felt tents so they never had houses. they thought you were a [ __ ] yeah if. you lived in a house yeah you to protect. it yeah so like and you think about how. horrific the Mongol Empire was and what.

they did the I mean the Mongols killed. oh somewhere around 50 to 70 million. people during gask Khan's life they. reduced the popul population of the. planet by 10% they changed the carbon. footprint dude I think Hitler gets too. much credit that's the one everyone. knows everyone wants to reference Hitler. nobody's talking about Napoleon or what. about what Stalin did musolini or or. Stalin or even the Mongol like you know. saying like those ones don't get enough. kind of like you know like well I I used.

to have a joke about it like that you. could be a pirate for Halloween like. like you know how crazy it is like. Pirates are the some of the most [ __ ]. evil creatures that ever existed they're. the most famous rapists that's what you. go what do pirates do yeah rape and. pillage R and Mur rape is the first. thing yeah you can't be a you should be. able to be synonymous with the title. it's like priest Chester you think about. it don't cancel the white girl with the. Indian headdress at Halloween you should. you should be canceling the pirates that. was not a fair comparison there's way. more Pirates raped than priest like.

probably all Pirates raped oh for sure. priests that are pedophiles it's. probably only like one out of a thousand. what are you going to do it can't. romance them you're only in town for a. couple days Joe I got to get this stuff. I got to bang somebody and I got to get. on the boat yeah I can't I don't have. time to take her out to dinner well they. just took over things and killed. everybody that's what they did so do you. think it you think you'd the fact that. that's a prefer the old times you know. like. no no no no no no no no no I'm a realist. the old times were horrific you died.

from everything you have been a man of. that time yeah for as long as I live. there's no way I'd be like this at 56 I. would be already murdered that's true. somebody would somebody would have got. me I would have been zigging when I. should have zagged it would have caught. an arrow so would have [ __ ] me up i' F. you know why cuz I'm a talker yeah I'd. have been the I wouldn't have been the. fight challenge guy I'd probably that. doesn't always work man sometimes they. just cut off one of your hands oh for. sure there be some problem after you. talk too much they just cut off one of. your hands not even kill you yet shut. that guy up that's what they say cut off.

your hand just to let you know like bro. this is so serious well like when I. watch the cowboy movies right I really. love cowboy stuff when I watch those I. don't identify with the lead Cowboy I. don't identify with the Gunslinger you. know what I identify with when they go. into the saloon and the guy's like boys. what are you have he's like wiping down. a glass what do you guys had pour the. whiskey for you guys and then when you. guys start [ __ ] shooting I yeah that. I think I'd be that guy and they' be. like I like Jeff's bar you know that. he's got you want to swing by see Jeff.

he's always got a little joke for you. and he's got the whiskey and the glass I. identify with that guy and that guy's. life's not great no but I think I could. do that I think I'd survive that way. that's a good way to be that's the best. job in Old West is the bartender guy as. long as nobody breaks a bottle over head. no problems with any you guys starty. fighting go hey I I'll clean it up when. you guys leave your problem being a. bartender in the old west is you're a. little too [ __ ] handsome that that be. an issue yeah got the girls would be. talking to you and then the guys would. want to kill you did you ever the road I.

don't know much about your your comedy. before you were very successful yeah I. did the road so I have a joke that I put. in my ACT whenever I'm in a small town I. just did Norfolk and I was like I'm. looking for a Norfolk experience you. guys know what it's like uh beautiful. girl will flirt with me uh her big. boyfriend will beat the [ __ ] out of me. uh and then I'll get out of here like. that's that's every small town that's. how it works you know some girl with a. she's hot but she's got tattoos and his. any problem and then you you were. talking I like she talking to me like so. maybe that would happen well there's.

girls that that likes to sick their. pitbulls on men that's what it is they. have a boyfriend who's a pitbull and. they get excited their man dude dude. that's real yeah that those those those. girls get you into trouble there was a. girl that uh the best sexual chemistry. I've ever had with a woman and I I hate. cliches I told you this last night I. don't like anything I've heard before so. you know the old stupid like The Crazy. Ones the best sexually I mean cliche. sucks I know there's nice girls that are.

freaks yeah exactly so but this girl I. hate to say it you know she was easily. the best sexual chemistry ever but she. broke into my house and she you know and. she also would climb the gate in like a. Vegas dress you know I mean she was the. best sexually but like she was a psycho. yeah a crazy person my friend Tony says. that uh exotic and neurotic are closely. related or not you know psychotic rather. psychotic and Jesus Christ what happened. to my voice psychotic and erotic right.

they're they're they're completely. interconnect they flirt with that line. they're in there together Tony zero. shout out to Tony yeah I'm like he's. dead right like there's something about. like the energy that someone would have. that's so unique and so aggressive. sexually like you know like some girl. who's just behaving like a a complete. Nyo psycho and you're like oh my God. this is wild and when you're a young. wild is sexy yeah yeah guy you're free. and like I can't believe this that but. you're not you don't have good. preservation instincts cuz you wouldn't.

be friends with a guy like that that's a. crazy person yeah but we do I'm a we. talked about we like crazy people. they're fun they're fun crazy people are. fun a lot of my friends are legitimately. crazy but it's fun yeah it makes things. it's like how much can you control the. crazy it's like do you have a Ferrari. yeah that Ferrari has 700 horsepower do. you know how to drive that like how much. can you control that crazy cuz. occasionally you're going to [ __ ]. spin out around the the corers one of my. best friends is a crazy person who I. love him but he you know I can't tell.

you how often there's some situation. where I go hey bud you know we can't do. that again at a comedy club you know. like but he is the guy that I promise. you probably my only friend who if I. went to his house and goes hey something. bad happened we got to get rid of this. body you know he would he would just be. like all right let's do this you know. and I mean he really would and that's. scary a little yeah it is but that's the. kind of humans you want cuzz all these. rules that we have are all just created. by humans we've agreed to them as if. they're unbreakable Doctrine listen to.

me and listen very carefully if the. power goes out for too long all those. rules are [ __ ] and that guy who will. bury a body for you is the kind of. person you want on your team 100% the. reality power goes out I'm probably. going to show up to your place I got a. spot for be in the gym can I just be in. your gym I've thought about like. literally setting up a ranch out here. just specifically for if things go. sideways yeah I mean I think you're.

pretty set up this place is safe it's. not that safe dude if things go sideways. it's not safe anywhere you we have to. understand that this society that we. have that stays civil and and beautiful. and you know Equitable and we have all. this change that's happening in the. world this is only possible if you can. get goods and services to people and if. people have access to information it is. not hard to shut that off if the power. went out in this country if someone.

attacked the grid and just destroyed our. power grid and destroyed our satellites. if there was a coord e coordinated. effort by multiple superpowers to just. destroy our satellites destroy our. grid we would be in chaos quickly fast. quickly very quickly and then if it. lasts too long and there's some sort of. a hostile military takeover of the. country you're living in a totally. different world than the one you live in.

now now you live in China and you never. thought that was possible you thought. that you know you would be able to just. exist here and demand Universal basic. income and you would have all these. ideas in your head about the the border. wall is racist and this and that and. then all of a sudden you live in a world. that's. unrecognizable and that's just an. example of what could happen if someone. acts if a human being does something.

which is very similar to what other. human beings are doing right now all. over the world what's happening right. now in Ukraine what's happening right. now in Israel that is human beings. launching bombs at people they've never. met yeah that's happening for sure the. idea that that is not going to happen. here is just stupid it's stupid if. you're living in Gaza right now think. about that reality think about the. reality of where you used to sleep at.

night is now Rubble everything around it. is Rubble if you're lucky and you can. see that because you're alive yeah but. some women have to deal with cat calling. Joe listen it's always good to move. forward like it's always good to call. out [ __ ] but at a certain point in. time you need perspective you know don't. clean your bathroom while your [ __ ]. house is on fire you know figure out. what the [ __ ] we need to do to make sure. we don't blow ourselves up and that's.

just if humans act the real thing is. stuff from somewhere else the real thing. is asteroids that's the real one kids if. you look at the Moon that's us the Moon. is pelted pelted by asteroids there's. craters everywhere you look at every. other planet that we could see they all. get hit you look at the surface of our. Planet there's craters everywhere. everywhere this [ __ ] place gets hit a.

lot I don't like to think space for. those. reasons nobody likes to think about it. well because I can't control anything. but me right and so if I can't even. control the people in my you know the. the yeah Governor can't even control. that. guy the space just seems so big going. like oh and as what are you going to do. what's the plan for an asteroid there's. no plan right now I think they've got. some theories of how to do something but.

last time I spoke to someone who's an. expert on the subject he said it was. about 10 years away from them being able. to actually successfully divert. asteroids and then also you got a spot. them all yeah some of them are coming. from behind the Sun and apparently the. way the gravity of the sun Works cuz. it's so massive it distorts the view of. things that are coming from behind it. yeah the asteroid goes how about a. sucker punch you know just little sucker. punch Earth they won't be ready that's. what it is that's what it is bro have. you ever looked at the size of our sun.

in comparison to Earth yeah and then. looked at other sons in comparison to. our son the biggest sons that are out. there I know those other Sons that's. that's where I'm at [ __ ] educationally I. didn't even know there's other Sons. Stars other stars stars are Sons. basically but the really big ones are. bigger in proportion to like when you. see Earth and the sun when they see the. sun and it they're bigger than that like. these things are so big I uh hate Neil.

degrass Tyson or Neil whatever that. guy's name is I hate you you suck in my. opinion I think you're a bozo but he did. say a really interesting thing once. where he was talking about aliens it. might have been to you why do you hate. him uh well he said this thing I'll get. to that in a second he said uh he goes. he's talking about life on other planets. and he goes saying that there isn't life. you know other than us is like taking a. thimble of ocean water and going look. there's no whales there's no whales in. here it's really like that's a great.

analogy like of course there's life out. there yeah most likely there's life so. this is just showing this is just. showing the relative sizes and oh and. then showing so you go all the way from. Earth to the Sun and now Serius a and. then look at this one look at polu and. look at this one Arc tourus now look how. much bigger they are than the earth look. at this one. look at that one Alura looky no no no no. no no wait just wait look at this.

[ __ ] what's that that's a blue. hyper Giant star called pistol star just. called God bro no look it keeps going. dude what is this one no these are the. Stars this is how crazy the universe is. look at that one Stephenson now no no no. we're not done look at the size bro look. at the size black hole of a black hole. super massive black hole there bigger. one no look at the size of this one this.

is blowing my mind bro there's black. holes out there they're the size of. galaxies Joe if we were on mushrooms. right now I would be quiet for about 4. minutes after this just going okay can. you give me four minutes to just look at. your roof for a second for sure that's. insane. dude look at the size of these galaxies. too 220 light years across. 1,862 light years across see look at. this one 54,000 Lighty years across oh. then there's us 105 Milky.

Way H do you ever um been to a place. where you could really see the stars at. night yeah that's one of my favorite. things about being like camping camping. and out in the just how dark and. beautiful it is it's really beautiful uh. it's wild right when you go that's up. there all the time do you think aliens. you think aliens are looking at us. going this guy's he's all losing in his. mind over a slam dunk you know he's. going like the they're all everyone on. this planet is going that guy slam dunk.

the. best when it's when you look at the. world like or the universe like that and. you go all these earthlings are wearing. the same shirt as that guy that dunks. the. best not the guy that survives the best. not the guy that can feed the most or is. the most noble or is the we're all. losing our mind about the guy that you. know made the most three-pointers well I. think it all has to do with war that's. what I think I think the desire to be.

good at competitive Athletics is the the. roots of it are all in war it all. started in war that's what I think and I. think that that instinct to dominate and. to to get better at one-on-one. competition or team competition all. started from tactics and strategies in. war and that's that desire that human. reward system is still in our heads and.

we know that we don't want to do that. anymore so we have to find other ways of. doing it a little game yeah so I think. the aliens would realize like oh their. human reward system Got Hijacked for. something that doesn't even matter right. who like I play pool right I love pool. but and when I play it it's like if you. watch it like why do you give a [ __ ] if. the ball goes in the hole that's so. stupid right but it's this coordinated. mind effort thing that ignites that part. of the brain that wants you to be good.

at War that's why we love competition. that's why we watch like watching it's. like a built-in reward system in our. mind and then also like if we're a. society that's constantly looking to. innovate we're constantly looking for. people that are pushing the boundaries. of whatever they do whether it's music. whatever they do comedy pushing the. boundary like someone who's at the front. of the line just out there chasing it. yeah because that sort of applies to. society as a whole so if someone's doing.

that in a very public sphere like. playing in the NFL that's that that ex. it excites the energy of the people to. do more things and I think it's like a. tribal like reward system that's in our. head too like a little mini yeah so I. think the aliens would recognize that I. hope I think they would say this is. probably a normal progression of you. know territorial Apes then territorial. Apes with nuclear weapons and then. territorial Apes that eventually evolve. and then go out into the Stars that's.

probably it's probably how it always has. to happen neither one of them died and. that one's better because I don't think. with competition I don't think you ever. get the kind of innovation that you have. today or that you probably had in the. past I don't think you build the. pyramids without competition effects. yeah yeah yeah there's there's something. about that aspect of the human spirit. that we want to compete we want to win. like that that that fuels us in a way. that like people are embarrassed by I.

think sometimes that's one of the things. they hate about Trump we're winning. we're always going to win we're winners. they're losers like they're all losers. if you read his book I don't read any. books I listen to books yeah I listen to. I listen to about about 10,000 books uh. a year that's what I'm doing Joe I'm. reading 10 books a day I heard there's. another guy who does that too oh yeah. Spirit to me no uh so I listen to about. a a I listen to one book probably every. week and a half you know cuz audible you.

can crank them out I'll be like playing. video games or driving or on an airplane. or something so I just listen to a lot. of books and um I'm trying to think why. I brought that up what were we saying. the book Trump win oh yeah Trump's book. uh thank you jam the um the art of the. deal he's always talked like that even. before he was a president so if you know. that that's just kind of how he is you'd. have totally understood that that's how. real estate guys my building's the best. and it's the biggest and they go it's. not the biggest they go it's the best. hotel that's like that's how he is so.

once you know that it's it isn't like. he's lying or anything it's just that's. what he that's how the man he comes from. a different era yeah and by the way he. was celebrated forever forever and then. they turned him into a monster for the. presidential campaign before that oh. they turned he turned himself into a. monster initially because he was. claiming that Obama was from Kenya yeah. yeah that was a tough Hill to die on too. yeah yeah like it would here's my take. who gives a [ __ ] with patch of dirt. you're born on are we trying to pretend.

that he was like some. embedded it was a strange one that one. yeah was he like an embedded enemy. operative I'm not an Obama guy by any. means but I remember being like I don't. care where it is it's a weird thing to. care about like why do you care like. especially Obama I mean Trump was a. lifelong Democrat like most of his life. he was Democrat which is what a weird. thing to care that this one guy who was. listen put put policy aside I've said. this a thousand times I'll say it again. that's the best president we've ever had. the best representation of what we would.

hope we would want the world to see of. America very highly educated well spoken. even keeled emotionally balanced. brilliant man not too black who was who. was but also pulled himself up from hard. time single mother very likable very. charismatic so all those things and you. care what patch of dirty was born should. you you should really care like what are. the policies what's what's what's good. what's bad what's good for business.

what's bad for business what's good for. the the the world order the economy. what's good for you know international. relations that's what you should be K. you care about where he's born and. that's the adverse problem with Trump is. that nobody's looking to the policies. they're just going unlikable uh you know. talks from the hip you know and so like. it's the reverse problem we have a guy. who I think I like it I like Trump for. being America first and I like that he's. honest and Unapologetic about the the. way he talks about other people like if. you don't like a guy you don't like a. guy and he'll tell you yeah but he's so. unlikable well that that's what works.

against the media also you got to re. realize that for all these years all. these years they were pushing this. [ __ ] about this Russia collusion. they were they they were talking about. the steel dossier this fake thing that. they the Clinton campaign funded they. they were doing all these things to. demonize him at the same time they were. lying about the hunter Biden laptop. yeah it's just you got spoonfed some. [ __ ] unfortunately and on top of.

that he's an easy guy to hate y so it's. both of those he doesn't try to be he. never played the game and so then he. yeah he's got you know he's definitely. got some stretches of the truth you know. if I was Joe Rogan you know who I'd try. to hang out with all the time is who. George W bush oh I think he'd be a cool. guy to hang out with might be depressed. might be just painting thinking about. all those people that died yes exactly I. like the thing that he's doing you. think about a Million Dead. Iraqis but I mean as a guy one of those.

ones dude that's that one like if I was. President while the Iraq you know I was. responsible for that and I was still. alive I'd be like check please I don't. want this [ __ ] Vibe on me there's no. way you're having good days yeah if. you're a a consentable person you think. look we know that weapons of mass. destruction [ __ ] was [ __ ] right. right right we know it now universally. accepted that's why that war was started. for sure and Obama I mean he's got a lot.

of deaths on his a lot of drones yeah a. lot of drones a different type of ramped. up that [ __ ] he went for the number. he went for the record robot he went for. the record the sky robots with missiles. are the scariest dud I know every Sam. tripley tweet that I see is of uh you. know some robot chasing a soldier and. then touching the soldier and blun. imagine in Yemen like a video game. imagine being in Yemen and you're on. your way to a wedding and there's a a. whole line of you driving towards this. wedding and you're like what are the.

odds we get nuked from the sky and. pretty good that's got to be. scary to be in a a line of cars headed. somewhere in Yemen I just meant George W. seems cool you know with the basball and. the cigars and the beers I don't want to. think about that part your cousin's a. terrorist and he happens to be in the. third car back he's just here for the. wedding yeah he's our friend don't let. the cousin come he's got metadata you. should stay home Andre you know cuz.

that's what they did with some of those. drone attacks they attack metadata I. know so if they if you are what metadata. is this is what it is so if you are. texting from a cell phone if you're. calling from a cell phone they can. locate that cell phone they can. triangulate the the area where that cell. phone is there's been times where they. just send a missile to that cell oh my. God he's in a cafe you could be that's. cell phone your baby could be sitting in. the crib playing a game on your. phone like legitimately and the number.

of people that are just innocent. civilians versus the number of targets. that get killed by drones is off the. chart you don't even know what your dad. does for a living you know you don't. even know what's what he's how he's. making money right you're a baby and. you're like watching a YouTube video oh. my gosh you get hit with a missile yeah. see that this is why America's great is. that I don't you know you don't we have. the luxury of at least at least I do I. have the luxury of not thinking about. that all day yeah you know the people.

that think about it the Drone operators. they go through a very bizarre state of. PTSD apparently I uh see if you can find. anything on that because I was reading. something about that like that's a weird. PTSD that the Drone operator to be. separated from it well dude you're like. playing Call of Duty all day but you're. really killing people yeah you're people. are really dumb watching it on a screen. I don't think he would want me to say. his name I. so um but he was like I I'm Joe I met. this guy for I'm pretty good at making.

friends pretty quick I'm just chatting. him up at the bar in San Diego military. guy he's all jacked he just seems like a. like a cool guy he's like oh I know your. comedy man you're friends with Josh and. blah blah blah so I just chop it up with. him I'm probably talking to this guy for. minimum five minutes and I go what are. you doing man he's like oh I'm in the. military and I was like you know San. Diego so I go oh ni well thanks for your. service I do the whole thing I goes you. want to see I like yeah yeah I didn't. think anything of it he pulls up on his. phone a a drone attack that he that he. did and and it's a it looks like a video.

game to the that's the only context I. have is of of what a video game would. look like and there's a guy here a guy. here a guy here and he gets the one guy. the two guys run away and then a dog was. like right next to that guy the dog's. fine too and he was gone see that got. that guy and even the dog lived those. two guys next to him I got him and in I. but I've never seen anything like this. in my life and I look at this guy and I. go. wait wait that guy's dead now he goes. yeah that was I I did that like. literally like last week and he's shown.

it to me on his phone he's got like a. saved file to a stranger that he met 5. minutes ago I don't think that's legal. really I bet that footage is like highly. classifi yeah I bet you can get really. [ __ ] what good I didn't say his name. the conclusion of a study on it done in. 2021 and right here it says uh because. if they admit psychological issues. they're going to Pro they could lose. their job oh there's not a lot of known. it's like the concussion thing in the. NFL yeah like they're saying in this. whole study like they know there is.

something here but because it's really. hard to study and it's all secret I mean. I think it has to be a thing there's no. way you could be able to launch missiles. out of a robot in the sky and. accidentally kill 80% civilians feel. nothing yeah yeah what what is the. actual numbers of civilians killed in. drone strikes I know we've done this. before but I can never remember but it's. kind of nuts it's not like it's 50/50. yeah yeah yeah that'd be great 50/50 is. like negotiable half you you know the.

guys are really bad guys's going to kill. a million people with a nuclear bomb we. could bomb his apartment building and. kill a few unfortunate folks that happen. to be in the vicinity but we have to get. him that's why it's good to be a. comedian oh my God the decisions I have. to make so much better yeah it's so much. better uh yeah like but also just the. thinking about you know cuz the the guy. that I'm referencing he didn't make. those decisions he's been right trained. to do that yeah someone else has to make. that decision I just don't think he's. supposed to show people that video it.

was I don't think you're even supposed. to have that video I haven't shut the. [ __ ] up about it since it happened that. was like four years ago five years ago I. was gone I just couldn't believe it it's. what it's [ __ ] nuts yeah there's so. many of those videos now you could see. so much war footage now because how do. you see all this stuff I remember a long. time ago they showed you two girls one. cup and your red bad but your reaction. was like man this is nothing I've seen. you know and then the what you. referenced we all as fans go what is he. talking about and then we find that. stuff we're going holy [ __ ] like yeah.

but like how like what is the I don't. even know what the dark web is well you. don't have to go I don't do that but. just on Instagram alone now every day. yeah Instagram is bananas now but back. then you were you knew where stuff was. and oh you US air strikes okay hold on a. second US air strikes killed at least. 22,000 civilians since 9111 so what is. the um that's the number of people that. were killed but like what's the. percentage cuz there was a crazy. percentage of casualties that were not.

you know they're just civilians. civilians oh no right right right but. I'm saying what is the percentage there. was a uh a percentage number something. nuts like over 80% civilian deaths you. think it'd be like 400 right you go oops. 400 not oops 22,000 the death is year. was during Trump uh 2017 with at least. 4,9 931 civilians were likely killed the. vast majority in Coalition bombings of. Iraq and. Syria however the by going by maximum.

estimates 2017 emerges as the worst year. for civilians with up to. 19,6 123 killed almost all in the. bombing campaign against uh Isis death. total from US air strikes. 387,000 civilians who are believed to. have been killed by all parties during. the war on. terror wow I take it back I get I get. why the aliens go oh I get why he likes.

the guy that dunks yeah that guy didn't. uh way better than way better than this. yeah yeah yeah unfortunately no one can. imagine a world without that stuff. that's what's crazy if you if you said. to people like what are the odds there. would be no war in five years everyone's. going to say [ __ ] zero okay here it. is suggest that civilians make up. between. 7.27% and 15.47%. of the deaths in US drone strikes in. Pakistan H this doesn't incl this just. those three places it doesn't include. like Afghanistan Iraq Iran H I've heard.

it like way skewed in the other. direction sure I'm also uh under the. assumption that this data isn't going to. be most prevalent in a search right but. it seems like there's got to be somebody. who compiled that I I'm looking but I. still like I get getting lost in uh. different websites that are old from. 2014 when people were talking about this. a lot. more um and there's nothing just like. saying the number right up.

front it's. a it's it's a crazy way to kill people. it really is it's just I. mean and ultimately we're probably going. to look at this the way we look at. cannonballs you know like cannonballs. now are ridiculous because we have. missiles why would use a cannonball when. I just Ball Wrecking through we have. Hypersonic Miss Hypersonic missiles are. a real thing that human beings have. created they can change direction in the. air that's amazing you can't figure out. where the [ __ ] they're going and by the.

time you do they've already hit yeah. they go faster than the speed of sound. imagine a cannonball coming at you go. you go he's still using this what is. this yeah so Murphy misfired claimed. that eight out of 10 US drones missed. their target eight out of 10 they're. saying that this is not the correct. quote I he [ __ ] up by saying that. that's not accurate oh he just made I'm. glad they made it the headline you know. that's. that's that's good for guys like me yeah. um either way civilian death to was.

calculated between so here's the other. problem too that that I've been told the. the problem is a lot of times when they. get their death numbers they're getting. them from the ground they're getting. them from people on the ground and the. uh whether it's Isis or whoever will. exaggerate the amount of Civilian deaths. oh okay and so to make it look terrible. that I mean this is one of the reasons. why you know like Hamas does things in. hospitals yeah you know they just killed. those guys in hospitals the other day. don't they live under the hospitals and. stuff or like that's where the Bas.

supposedly I don't know enough to. comment on that but I I do know that. that's what they've always said is these. guys operate in places where you can't. bomb like hospitals and it turns out. that was true in this case they killed. these three guys at a hospital it was. true over a 5mon period in Afghanistan. over a decade ago wow at eight out of 10. so period that was accurate so what do. you get in trouble for saying it for cuz. he was I don't know this is oh so what. were you mad at Neil de grass Tyson for. I'm not mad at him I'm annoyed that a. man of science would say things like uh.

you know I like to get my information. from smart people I like to think that a. guy like him who's very smart would say. a smart thing that has no emotions. linked to it you know like you like to. think like give me the facts you know. give me some stuff which he does with a. lot of things yeah I've used to really. like him a lot and then he'll say. something like uh you know someone say. well like biologically we have a male. and a female has chromosomes different. chromosomes than a man you can look at. the bones of a man and the bones of a.

female and despite what's going on in. your emotions and in your soul or Spirit. or whatever we want to label it if we're. just talking about the biological makeup. of something we can put them into two. categories yes forget what your spirit. is or your essence or how you feel if. we're just looking at the meat and bones. and cells and chromosomes of something. we can make biolog logical arguments. that there is a male and a female and. then his argument goes why do you care. what do you mean why do I care like.

you're the man of science you should. tell me uh that that should be your. argument is that wh if we're just. looking at biology and not the spirit of. someone or whatever the feelings and. instead his argument is why do you care. I care you know I want you to tell. people facts about things scientifically. not just go what does it matter you go. well when you go on about the C OS what. people don't go why do you care we. care like that's not a good scientific. argument for things and he's really jump.

ship on science as a science guy yeah. it's bizarre but it's a mind virus and. it's a a mind virus that demands. compliance you have to comply to this. ridiculous new ideology and a part of. that and this is where really annoyed me. about his argument was that that should. apply somehow to sports oh yeah and this. is where this is going this is why it's. so crazy that that is absolutely insane. that's absolutely insane this is not.

saying that people shouldn't be allowed. to be transgender of course they should. be allowed to do whatever want we treat. them nice but then also have facts but. you cannot just say you're a woman and. compete with women in sports and if you. support that scientifically that is. untenable like that just scientifically. with the amount of data that we have. about the difference differences between. males and females in sports yeah the Gap. is so wide that you're going to have. your outliers the extraordinary females. and your weak men and they're going to. kind of cross they love to use those.

examples yeah but those examples aren't. valid because if you take a a biological. male of normal athletic ability. competing against a biological female. who is Elite of elite the biological. male has massive advantages especially. in things like Combat Sports so they. just passed a thing allowing biological. males to identify as females and box. females that's crazy to me and I don't. know what parameters they have in you.

can't just be making weight because if. it's just making weight like holy [ __ ]. are you testing testosterone levels are. you like are you making sure cuz if it. what are you doing like what are you. doing there's reason it's separated it's. so crazy to let them do this because. there are people that are legitimately. transgender and they again should be. able to do whatever they want to do but. there's also people that that are out of. their [ __ ] mind be reasonable that's. all it is and there's people that. literally if you allow them to pretend.

to be a woman and beat women up they. will do it yep well it's funny I use. Brendan sha in the bit I'm doing on my. special The Last Cowboy in La I have a. bit where I talk about um Fallon Fox. right and I'm cuz I used to be one of. these guys I I I'm a comedian I want. everyone to laugh I want I want to be. the clown people go they I saw the clown. it made me happy going to work tomorrow. happy you know so I used to be one of. these guys that goes I don't you know I. don't know ask someone else you know. that used to be me from Seattle going. hey I don't I don't know I don't know.

and they say can you believe they're. letting a woman fight in UFC she's a she. she's a biological male who wasn't in. the UFC it was in a smaller smaller. organization and I saw then I say to. myself ah you know hey I don't have no. opinions but then you watch it and it's. like it's like the one girl in the. corner I'm de you know and then then. this they go versus Fallon Fox like and. I was like oh maybe I have some opinions. like wait they're going to let them. fight like that's when you start going. maybe I do have some and you saw the. fight and I go all right I formed a few.

opinions about this subject it looked. like domestic violence it was you like. that we don't like it and then you hear. the voice you're like what the [ __ ] but. you can't watch that and then still be. like a tepid guy who's like oh you know. I don't really have an opinion on this. let let them do what they want back then. Neil degrass Tyson wasn't chiming in. like this ever no so this is this is. he's he got caught up in that same silly. mind virus look it it doesn't mean. you're not a compassionate person that. recognizes that there's a whole wide. variety of human beings that feel.

different than you sure and we should be. open-minded to that for sure but you. should also protect women you should. protect women's sports and protect women. that are forced to in high school in. college and even in some professional. sports forced to compete against people. that have significant physical. advantages and I bet a lot of those. people are out of their their [ __ ]. minds how about how about tell tell me. what percentage of them have mental. issues right what percentage of these. people that are doing this have mental.

issues it's probably a lot and you're. allowing them to get all this credit and. all this extra love cuz look people lean. in you seen Comics lean into their. audience and become a different person. because they like they they develop a. certain audience and they kind of like. oh this is I'm going to lean into that. people lean into everything right. they'll lean in to being a woman you. know decide that like look at all love I. get from being a woman you put the. lipstick on oh girl you look so good. thank you baby and then you're all.

cosplaying and they lean into it and. there's also legit trans people right. there's legit people that really should. be a woman nature just [ __ ] you you. got a [ __ ] hand of cards or got all. jumbled up or whatever it was and you. why do you care I'll tell you what if I. had a daughter that's trying to get a. swimming scholarship like then you care. then you care you you start to say well. I'd like for someone smart and famous. and someone who could be on a thing like. this to maybe say these things instead.

of just going well why would you care. some people care there's there's people. that care about these subjects Ari sent. me this karate fight the other day. between this guy and a girl and it's so. quick and so violent it's so disturbing. it's so disturbing that someone let this. happen in the first place and I think. they're both black belts okay and this. guy handles this lady so quickly and so. awfully if you can't find it I'll find. it you want me to send it to you I'm. making sure this is it let me show let. me see they're they're both wearing.

white karate GES and they're standing. apart from each other this is here it is. look at this oh that first one was bro. this is like and then shes he's a dick. he's a dick what was the leg thing she's. doing here she's just tapping yeah but. that [ __ ] slaps her to the ground that. that's the difference between males and. females when it comes especially to. Combat Sports it's not fair it's there's. not a world where that's fair yeah and. if you do and if you do think that this. is fine you know let make a men versus.

women. NFL let's just do that let's do it if. you really think you know the men would. win 60 years in a row we'd be like we. won the championship again the field. would just be covered of broken women. like I broke my f I'm waiting for Trans. men or trans women in the. WNBA like when when that starts yeah bro. that all of a sudden would be an. exciting game I'd watch yeah we got. dunks now not just that but you got. freaks like it's it's a wild freak Show.

well and you know what it is is like. seven foot dudes with lipstick on even. even if there was a woman who was so. good at Women's Basketball that she. could compete in the NBA I would say. don't let her do it because get knocked. around yeah because it's also like well. that's not what we're doing here right. otherwise then the men could go play. with you because they're good enough did. you see. this I think he's a professor somewhere. in Canada he's a 50-year-old man who. identifies as a teenage girl and so he's. competing with teenage girls and.

swimming I've not seen this and they let. him change in the same changing room. yeah those the are things that matter so. they let this 50-year-old man whip his. [ __ ] out yeah and be naked that's wild. in the presence of teenage girls so they. apparently they like put curtains up to. try to Shield it 50-year-old trans. swimmer shared locker room while. competing against teens the girls were. terrified and look at that crazy [ __ ]. yeah this is this is so nuts that.

anybody would allow that someone might. be listening to this and go oh come on. this is like an isol yeah but even if it. happens once don't you think that's too. much it happens one time this is just. like the F Fox thing when that happened. I was outraged I was like this is. ridiculous that's a guy and people got. so mad at me and I was like this is a. wild thing to get mad at I'm not getting. mad at someone for being trans right I'm. getting mad at someone for lying yeah. and not saying they were trans for two. fights two fights in look if you're a.

trans woman and a biological female. agrees to fight you I feel the same way. that I feel when someone's going to ride. a bull like I wouldn't recommend it oh. yeah yeah but if you want to do it I. support your right to do whatever the. [ __ ] you want to do there's there's a. woman who fought in the UFC Ashley Evans. Smith and she actually beat Fon Fox okay. she beat her she mounted her and on but. she's a really good fighter and she made. it to the UFC where she lost to Rael. Pennington who is the current UFC Bantam. way Champion so she's a legit fighter.

yeah but it starts with that and if it. keeps going if you can really if there's. enough people that promote this term. minor attracted person oh yeah that term. is so crazy to me that it almost feels. like a 4chan troll that just went a muck. and just like like free bleeding you. know free bleeding was a forchan troll. yeah I think it was right didn't it. start off as a fourchan troll so they. they decided to pretend that real.

feminism is just letting your vagina. just leak blood in your pants and. proudly showing off it's ridiculous and. so women started doing it it's crazy and. so women started doing it but now. imagine me going why do you care Joe. yeah oh so a 50-year-olds change in. front of a 16-year-old in this why do. you care care why do you care I I think. we should care yeah if it happens even. one time let's let's let who let's say. it doesn't become this bigger social. issue it shouldn't happen once well this. is the.

question do. pedophiles exist 100% yes do perverts. and sex offenders exist yes they exist. these are real things that we know are. in the human race yeah if the. possibility of. someone that is one of those things yeah. and all they have to do is say they're a. woman they have access to dishonesty. that's it's you had a Wily Wonka golden.

ticket to go wherever you want you just. have to say you're a woman you don't. think that a Serial pedophile yeah would. do that if you all of a sudden say it he. can just say I'm a woman do you see the. guy who won the. LPGA uh tournament stop it's not an LPGA. whatever it is yeah I mean it's I'm. sorry women's golf yeah it sort of. matters but that's also it it was I was. just reading about it um so this dude. just decides he's a woman puts his skirt. on happen a lot doesn't change his.

appearance at all and just murders This. Woman's woman's didn't change anything. no no no I said it gender reassignment. surgery he had it yeah. okay well least at least she's hot you. know Haley Davidson so you have to go. through the surgery um that's wait a. minute is that the same one yeah let me. see the went back to 2022 I didn't know. that it's been going on for a little. while I thought the one just happened. this one just happened oh this one just. happed LPGA qualifying event oh okay.

that's when you when they add the LPGA. into the headline it makes more news. than when you say n NXT or that's why. you shouldn't believe everything you see. on Instagram reals yeah that's where I'm. guilty I'll I'll hear a guy tell me a. thing in a warehouse 20 years ago and. I'm going is that. true it always happens so this is a is. this the first transgender woman to win. golf tour I believe so to win an event. yeah and then what happens though by. winning this event she earns a.

opportunity to play more which could. lead to LPGA qualifying spot yeah she. did win let me see yeah that's the. person yeah there she there she is huh. wild let's see her next let's see her. next to some other girls uh there's one. there there you go the claimed also is. that by after having all of the uh. surgeries and stuff lost 15 miles hour. on Club head speed which. is a lot you could gain that back I.

guess but I don't know yeah well that. sounds like a lot but also why do you. care but don't you think it's still. probably faster than the women's the the. average for a man it was saying is about. 115 on the PGA 2 and the average LPGA is. about. 95 and it doesn't say where they were. before or after also is that what he. said or that was that what was measured. this is just average in general it's not. you know it's right here you you. definitely lose something if you're on. estrogen and you have your testes. removed he uh claims she.

lost her own could also just start ma. you're not going to say you're not going. to say I have a [ __ ] huge Advantage. I've been a dude my whole life yeah yeah. you're not going to say that oh my god. I've lost 15 miles an hour I'm basically. a woman now don't worry about I won the. tournament just cuz I'm awesome yeah. yeah yeah courage what lacking head head. Club speed I I gained in bravery yeah. and not having wide hips there there's a. lot of things with hips like the shape. of hips you you don't generate the same.

amount of power like women kickers um. there's such a vast difference between a. woman kicker and a man kicker it's kind. of stunning and I don't I I wonder if. like a lot of that has to do with the. shape of the hips because if you get a. woman who is like uh. 135 lbs and have her hit a bag and then. you have a man who's 135 lbs and hit the. bag the difference is so Stark oh yeah. you're like this is crazy because your. legs are carrying you around all day.

long right but there's a lot of other. [ __ ] going on there's tendon strength. there's bone density there's there's the. shape of the hips I'm sure too but it's. also like there's also something that. happens to the human body when it. evolves or it develops rather with. testosterone like you're going to be. stronger forever yeah like you're NE. you're never going to go back back to. what it would be like if you had been. born a woman like it's it's like taking. steroids for 20 years hardcore like they. literally turn you into a guy and like I.

have no adantage I'm done I'm not taking. steroids anymore we're the same that's. crazy you were cheating your whole life. like if you got caught doing that in the. UFC you're [ __ ] banned you're banned. for two years and if you get caught. again I think you're banned for six. years it's something wild like that so. if you're just like taking testosterone. your whole life your whole life all. these other women are you know just. [ __ ] being normal and cheerleading. and going to parties you're competing. against them that's insane I know a girl.

who's a professional uh foosball player. Kelsey cook the comedian Chad Daniel's. girlfriend uh I don't know why I said. that but anyways I love them and uh she. she's she's talking to me about foosball. I find it interesting because I don't. know anything about foosball and I go oh. this is probably one of those Sports. where the men can play with the women. because it's it's foosball and she goes. I hate that I'm admitting this to you. cuz she knows I'm you know a guy. a man's guy and she goes men have an. advantage in foosball and I go even. foosball and she goes yes because it's. like that torque of the ri like of a.

man's arm versus a woman's arm even the. arm of like a she goes the men can hit. it harder the spin rate so even. something as what we might think is a. frivolous kind of thing like foosball. even that there is just so much of a. difference how about. chess men have an advantage in chess. really mhm I did not know that yeah how. I don't know yeah I don't know but for. whatever reason maybe it's more men do. it I don't know what it is maybe it's.

the mind the way the mind works it's. different the competitive mind yeah I. don't know if actually showing it's. coming from a TW men have a large and. consistent advantage over women in. spatial ability of which chess relies to. a large extent and this is a difference. in average not just at the high end the. male Advantage is present pre puberty is. present across cultures and time um. another one is pool the best. professional female pool players never. win male tour events interesting they're.

allowed to enter them men can't enter. women's events but women enter like. there's certain like major events that. women enter all the time but they never. win them well a smart man would say why. do you care why do you care who's better. because it's a statistic and it's a. sport I care about I think it's. interesting look there's a lot of women. that are really good and they can beat a. lot of men they beat a lot of men but. when they get to the very top like when. you you're playing through a pool. bracket you know say if there's 100 or. so professionals that are in this.

tournament they're playing in this. double elimination bracket so you lose. once you go to the one lost side you. lose there you're out of the tournament. so you running against killer after. killer because there's a 100. professionals there right and it's. there's a high likelihood that someone. gets a bunch of good roles you scratch. on the break a bunch of things happen. person runs out a lot and you lose you. know seven nothing to some person and. that person happens to be a chick that's. totally possible you could lose to a. woman but over the course of the.

tournament that luck will wear out and. the elite male players will beat the. Elite female player I know you so into. pool where do you play pool like you. personally oh you play tables here but. also uh you know I'll go places where I. could play I play at Amsterdam Billiards. when I'm in New York City yeah I'll go. to pool halls yeah I don't that's such a. bar game it is a bar game but the type I. play is like tournament professional. style pool it's different kind of pool. it's not like eight ball I play mostly.

nine ball and 10 ball and it's rotation. game I have not but it looks very. difficult it's [ __ ] huge the table's. gigantic and the balls are little and. the holes are little it's confusing and. yeah I don't understand it we're were in. Thailand we're like let's play pool he. walked over there we're like this is a. different table here yeah I don't even. know what to do I don't even know how it. works I I like watching it though it's. cool when they're really good at it cuz. I know how hard it must be to be doing. that they used to make a [ __ ] ton of. money um but there was one guy over. there that was a big top guy that got.

busted uh fixing a game how they caught. him on camera they got a like a hidden. camera see if you can find that story. cuz he was like you like a top dog put. the ball in with his hand well you just. miss oh I see yeah it's not hard to do. at all wait what do you mean so that. does fix a pool match so say if I'm a. I'm a Gangster and you're a a killer. pool player and you're going to play. some guy and I was like Jeff D I got a. proposition for you I am going to give. you. $100,000 to blow this game so you're the. favorite in the game so maybe there's a.

lot of people gambling yeah I'd be good. at losing yeah you lose on purpose. that's that's how it works you can lose. on purpose so is this the story or is. this I thought there was fixing it to. win Dennis Taylor is caught cheating no. it's not him what did he do I don't know. I don't understand the game I don't know. how like I don't know how you can do. this Sharp Dressed guy look these guys I. wonder how he got caught cheating. million views I figured it was it. putting an extra red says putting an. extra red ball on the table he just. literally added a ball that's Hil on the.

table and still misses you could do you. allowed to climb on the table look at. this guy and he touched the look his. goofy glasses are you you allowed to. climb on the table this might have been. a celebrity match I feel like cuz all it. looks like they're all laughing yeah. yeah yeah no it's not that it was a like. a bribery scheme he was caught fixing. snooker games and it would be became a. criminal investigation because there's. so many people that gamble on snooker. sure 10 people charged that kind of. thing do you think yeah that's probably. match fixing Scandal yeah how long ago.

is this this last year oh no this is a. new one 10 Chinese 10 Chinese players oh. wow listen pool players are dirty. they're dirty people not all of them but. a lot of them it's it's a game where. dudes will dump you if you you you have. to have a really good relationship with. your backers and you got to you got to. spread money around if you win you got. to make sure that people don't dump on. you because if there's a lot of gambling. involved like say if you and I are in a. match and we're we're two top players.

and you've got a bunch of people that. are coming from [ __ ] Cincinnati and. Kansas City and Chicago they're coming. to watch this match and there might be a. half a million dollars on the side sure. it might be more like it happens all the. time with top places John Higgins that's. the guy banned for six months but. cleared of match fixing not guilty h. tough to prove. maybe isn't it weird that gambling is so. prevalent in sports now what did he say. though he said something like they were. talking to him about fixing the game.

there was a a recording right I just. I'll look into this yeah he was also. like a very beloved. player interesting but the point is that. like you know that cover reporter. discussed the possibility of throwing. frames yeah okay Mooney discussed the. possibility of throwing frames which is. like fixing game like missing uh with. the undercover reporter the news of the. world's uh maer mamood ma Mamud for. weeks before the trip to keev unbeknown.

to Higgins Mooney had taken him to keev. specifically to discuss the matter of. throwing frames but had not raised the. possibility the subject might come up. until minutes before the meeting started. Mills said he was unimpressed by Mooney. as a witness and found much of his. account highly implausible H H ruling. that he should be banned from the sport. for Life. woo as Lor said in a statement Mr Mooney. bitterly regrets being caught up in the. news of the world's entrapment and is.

unresolved sorry for the impact this. sting that sting had on snooker and Mr. Higgins in particular. interesting it is fascinating there was. some lies. how latent gambling is now where it's. like I I'm not that I'm not like an old. man or anything but I you know they used. to act like nobody was gambling on. football or B and now they'll just have. the spreads right up on the screen yeah. they're just like here's the betting. lines like it's I mean it's pretty like.

it's like weed I guess like the way the. government's like we're just going to. get in on this yeah well that's the. right way to do it especially in America. yeah like gambling is dangerous it's. dangerous I've seen people go [ __ ]. crazy gambling I know people who are. gambling addicts it scares the [ __ ] out. of me but I think it should be legal. just like I think weed should be legal. and I think alcohol should be legal I. think you should be able to be. responsible with your own decisions and. make your own choices and get your. [ __ ] [ __ ] together the problem is not. gambling the problem is gambling addicts.

because I can go and Gamble and I'm. smart about knowing that this is very. addictive and I do it and I I get the. [ __ ] out of here and it was kind of fun. and then I live my life you're not going. to lose your house but I know people. that gamble con I know some guys yeah. constantly Dana White's a maniac really. not going to lose his house either so. it's like he can hey man he he. gambles I like guys like that we went to. visit him at the uh Red Rocks casino and.

at one point in time he was down. $600,000 playing Blackjack and he wasn't. even nervous really black wa he was. gambling on Blackjack that's a weird. that shows you might have a problem my. buddy Josh I go I think you have a. gambling problem he goes no I don't dude. I go you just bet four grand on women's. you know Utah State College B just cuz. it's on. and he's like yeah I think you got a. point maybe I do have a problem it's. like that like if you're betting on this. you don't even know if these girls are. good but that makes watching a game so. much better too yeah for sure if you.

could just be reasonable about it you. know if you bet on a game and just bet. you know whatever you can afford if it's. 100 bucks bet 100 bucks it's going to. make it more exciting for sure yeah come. on you [ __ ] come on you. [ __ ] I'll pay a little to care yeah. you care so much more if you have a. stake in it hey you're down to a n suck. dude yeah I'll have another one yeah. have another one freshy that's a little. too too down to the wire to close to my. nose thanks brother the uh trimmers are. on the back of that sucker you ever uh I.

tried to buy Terry Bradshaw like I was. like you know he's a guy like you I. brought you cigars because I don't I. figure you know just a manto man I want. to get you something nice thank you. appreciate that uh it's not like I. thought you'd see the cigars and go W. what is that you know just just bring. you some you know it's nice it's what. gentlemen do yes thank you so for uh I. go to Terry Rad's house one of these. things and I I was like I wanted to get. him some for Father's Day so I got him. like these nice Cutters you. know few hundred bucks for these Cutters.

you know it's like what's the nicest. Cutters for cigars and I I he's like. thanks man he reads the car thanks bub. love you and then like I go to we you. know later on him at the ranch he's got. this huge humor 40 of those Cutters just. like laying around like he's got the. nicest of like everything but I've never. seen nothing like this this is wild yeah. that's a calri it has a little cutter on. the back it's nice multi-purpose you. can't fly with this though no you can't. right they probably wouldn't let you. lost a lot of torches at airports oh you. can't fly with a regular torch yeah.

that's hilarious yeah just that you. can't that's what the difference that a. regular lighter no idea the wrong side. can you fly with no I got it oh you were. about to light the side you cut oh that. was right I just cut it too. deep um yeah why can you fly with a. regular lighter and you can't fly with a. torch can you fly with a regular lighter. can you yeah yeah I think so sure yeah. Jamie says yes I don't think Jamie know. I don't work at the TSA but I know I. don't I've never heard of anyone get. stopped for it you know used to drive me. czy information guy you know you're the.

you know used to drive me crazy you. can't bring a pool queue is it out here. it might be out of gas Che thanks you. can't bring a pool queue on a flight but. you can bring a. skateboard I didn't know you couldn't. bring a pool queue no no it's a weapon. didn't I know I was like did you know. how easy you kill someone with a. skateboard skateboard is heavier you. could [ __ ] somebody up with with a. skateboard you can bring two lighters ah. zipo lighters without fuel don't check. them disposable and Zippo lighters.

without fuel are allowed in checked bags. oh checked bags yeah lighters with fuel. are prohibited in checked bags unless. they adhere to Department of. transportation's exemption which allows. up to two fueled lighters if properly. enclosed in a do approved case you have. to put your [ __ ] lighters in a bomb. case how often are lighters going. randomly like a dollar when when was the. last time a big lighter just randomly. lit on fire [ __ ]. never more Tesla's blow up on fire than.

uh than yeah I've never lighters heard a. single instance well but I didn't know I. like I think in I don't think you can. carry it on maybe that's all I know I. don't check bags I think you I remember. it used to be the case I just thought. they relaxed that the [ __ ] shoe thing. is so stupid I can't believe they're. still doing that one [ __ ] tries to. blow his shoes up one one guy I was um I. was laughing about this is an old. current event but when it was a new. thing that we had to take our shoes off. for TSA like after 911 George Bush is.

like even I will be going through TSA. checkpoints for Air Force One I was like. no not you [ __ ] liar be a to trust. you that's a lie yeah he was going even. me no you won't that's so crazy if I. can't trust the president imagine on. yeah imagine that you have to have the. president checked cuz he might be a. terrorist secretly cting down George. that just the visual of it was. ridiculous yeah yeah do you seen the. ones that they they scan your whole body. where you see your hog and everything I. know yeah there's some that the TSA.

people can literally see the size of. your dick I don't think they use them. anymore how do I get the job of just. being there you know being see see if. you uh go to see if you can find that. because they show the images of what it. looks like for a human so you don't see. their face but you see their dick oh wow. how crazy is that uh I got to see a bill. burbet in real life look at that oh yeah. that is weird see the man's dick yeah. that's me actually crazy yeah that's. weird crazy so I was at uh LAX this is. years ago and it's when the big scan the.

thing went around your body and uh I see. Bill and he's he's at CSA and I've known. him for I've known of him and he's known. of me since like 2008 cuz he played. Giggles Comedy Club in Seattle when I. was like a young comic I go hey Bill. he's like hey Jeff and he's like clearly. irrit irritable and he's like he's just. waiting at the side and I'm going. through the thing and a guy comes over. to him he goes hey if I could just get. you to stand over here next to the. machine cuz he was refusing the big scan. around thing yeah and he's like he's. like yeah know I know you don't want to. do the machine but just stand he goes.

what kind of defeats the purpose to go. stand by the [ __ ] machine you know. like he's like that's the machine I. don't want to be now you want me to. stand by it but I got to watch the whole. thing happen I'm kind of like this is. like a Bill Bird bit in real life. getting to watch it happen I'm sure he's. going to talk about this like on stage. and it was kind of fun to like just kind. of see a bit formulate yeah Ari used to. do do that too he he made them all check. them down he refuse it yeah he would not. go through machine smart I mean I I. don't think it's great for you it's not. it can't be and we fly all the time it.

can't be good for you right if you're. doing it three or four times a week I. think the radio one is different the one. they do now is not an x-ray I don't know. what I don't know what it used to be. what did it used to be like what was the. original ones metal the thing about. those kind of things is they really. don't know how bad they are for you. until it's too late sure yeah we won't. until 10 years down the line you realize. like oh that stuff kills you well. cigarettes was like an you know doctors. would be like oh it calms your. millimeter wave I've never really.

millimeter wave unit millimeter wave. body scanner was developed the Pacific. Northwest National. Laboratory so what's the dangers privacy. concerns that's cuz it can see your. painter um possible health effects here. we go millimeter wavelength uh radiation. is the subject to a subset of the. microwave radio frequency spectrum even. at its high energy end it is still more. than three orders of magnitude lower in.

energy than its nearest radiotoxic. neighbor ultraviolet in the. electromagnetic spectrum as such. millimeter wave radiation is nonionizing. and incapable of causing cancers By. Radio litic DNA bound cleavage due to. the shallow penetration depth of. millimeter waves into tissue typically. less than 1 millimeter acute biological. effects of ir radiation are localized in. the epidermal and dermal layers and. manifest primarily as thermal effects.

there's no clear evidence to date of. harmful effects of the vaccine I'm sorry. I mean other than those caused by. local localized Heating and ensuing. chemical changes yeah ain't that a funny. one way. yeah maybe hopefully hopefully it. doesn't hurt you yeah sounds like they. think it doesn't but what did they used. to use a lot of words what was the. original one what were the original TSA.

radiation machines I mean I think it was. just a metal detector right I mean they. were just like you ever see the hands of. uh the X-ray technicians from back in. the day that they yeah just from. operating it no they you yeah the the. the women who used to run it so so back. then when you were an x-ray technician. You' have to test the X-ray to make sure. it's calibrated make sure it's working. right so the way they would do they. would x-ray their own hand oh my gosh. yeah with no and then over time they did. it a lot they did it a lot so their.

fingernails are falling off like look at. that oh my gosh yeah hand of an X-ray. tech technician at the Royal London. Hospital showing damage of radiation. exposure so this is from. 1900 why does it say oh I see bro they. didn't know any better right that'll be. us someday with something cell phones or. have you ever seen those um those ladies. that used to uh put Loom on uh. watches uh no you know when you when you.

you know cyanide is used for that right. no no no no it's uh it's radioactive oh. I think it's uh radium right they're. called the radium girls yeah so they. sound hot they use it in tubes so what. happened was these women they would lick. their. paintbrush you know cuz lick your. paintbrush sometimes and they would lick. their paintbrush to try to form a better. tip so they could do it better and every. time they did it they got radium in. their mouth and they would get horrible.

cancers and they're [ __ ] you know a. lot of them died like see that image. that lady where her jaw was rotted off. yeah yeah that's from radium this girls. who licked radioactive paint you just. remind me of the funniest thing I've. ever seen on morning television what. yeah so you know when you have to play a. common Club sometimes. this remind me of it okay try you I'm. like you know in the mornings they make. you do these morning televisions. sometimes to go promote no never brings. anyone to the club right and morning TV.

is so corny everything they say is like. you know you'll be they like we got. funny guy Jeff Dy here and then you say. something really vanilla and they're. like who like they're always so so easy. to offend the morning oh show people so. you're it it sucks it's a terrible thing. we have to do and so they I'm waiting. I'm a hung over I've got like sunglasses. I'm just like I can't believe I have to. do this stupid show you know and they. cut to a thing I'm watching on the TV. what the morning thing is it's in San. Francisco and they cut to like these um. art vendors that are out on the side of. the uh the thing and she's like I'm here.

with a local San Francisco artist blah. blah blah he's glass blower and he's got. all of his like glass blowing things. behind him It's the funniest thing I've. ever seen on morning television lady. goes she goes uh isn't it true that. glass blowing is like really hard on. your lungs and it's hard on your vision. and it's very dangerous it takes years. off of your life and this guy without. missing a be he goes yeah but to die a. little little sooner to put my art into. the world is worth it I was like wow. that's beautiful right that's like. really beautiful and then she goes what. do you make he's like mostly bongs and.

dildos and she's like back to you in the. studio it was the funniest like he went. from being profound to just drop in his. art form is bogs and dildos but just the. the idea of saying that to die sooner. that's hilarious yeah it was a beautiful. onew punch of like I just have my art in. the world bongs and dildo yeah that's. like a a dude from a. movie like he probably heard something. like that in a movie it's like so. profound I was thinking these poor girls.

they're going yeah but you know I. painted a lot of clocks yeah no one told. them either they I think that radium. that that Loom on on clocks and watches. it was like nobody had ever done that. before was like glowin the dark or. something or was it some in the dark. they they do it now in glass tubes so. like if you get a tactical watch that's. like um good example is Marathon. Marathon makes these like military grade. tactical watches that are like super. durable and they have radium tubes in it. so no matter what time of night it is.

pitch Blackness you look down at that. watch and it doesn't have to be glowing. in the dark it just glows it's it's lit. up so like like Loom on a regular watch. like when it has uh Loom painted into it. what happens is when you're in the. sunlight and in the you know flashlights. and you know and Studio lighting or. whatever fluorescent lighting it charges. that paint and so then when you go in. the dark then it glows and it'll glow. for like a little while like a few hours. maybe yeah this [ __ ] never goes out but.

it's these little glass tubes see you. can find like Marathon watch I think. it's radium radium I think it's that. same radioactive [ __ ] it's just in a gas. form that's encased in a tube and I. think it has a halflife of 20 years so I. think it glows for 20 years on your. wrist it's pretty sweet no wonder it's. uh jacking up their chins and noses and. stuff oh dude it has to it has to wreck. havoc if you're licking that thing every. day like that is just some [ __ ]. nuclear space dust one of the articles I.

was just reading about it said that they. liked it so much they were also painting. it on their face fingernails oh gosh. godamn it yeah they're like I get free. radium at work oh I don't buy makeup. anymore and their [ __ ] eyes right. look at my isn't it funny I have so much. radium I made it eyeliner show me a. marathon watch I was just trying to find. it I couldn't find Marathon divers watch. Loom Marathon watch just write divers. watch you have a big watch I noticed. last night this this is just a this is a.

um digital watch so that's what it looks. like and then we see it at nighttime. that's what it looks like so it's always. lit it's pretty [ __ ] dope actually I. don't think I've owned one but I I've. seen that for sure it's just I love. those things I love watching and there's. another company called ball uh B a l and. all they make way cooler looking watches. like that this like the marathon watch. is like tactical military style watch. but ball watches they make these killer. dress watches but that's all got the.

loom too so that looks like that at. Great oh yeah and it's a dope watch yeah. like look how cool that looks oo it's. and it's also. radioactive but apparently it's. completely it's encased you have no fear. of it hurting you and then if it if it. breaks it just disapp. breaks you lick it a bunch just sniff it. just sniff it and get superpowers hey my. tongue's glowing yeah I can see through. walls I know things now free radio you. were telling me you were a Bigfoot guy. big Bigfoot guy tell me about this here.

the problem you grew up in an area yeah. you're in the Pacific Northwest that's. Bigfoot country that is I think that's. the only reason I'm so into it yeah also. here's the thing you got to know about. talking about M it's not ever funny and. it's not it's just it's something I like. so much that it ends up me giving you. the same arguments you've heard a. billion times yes oh it's gigant epicus. came over the plane it's a bipedal. homant it's just you know uh and then at. the end and everyone of my friends has. experienced it Haren Williams just.

experienced it when I was on his podcast. anytime I talk about Bigfoot it ends up. with me just going please Joe can you. just say it's maybe a possibility like. that's what it always ends up being yeah. you said it's I I remember you one time. going there's nothing out there yeah. didn't you say that about big HS don't. see it that's why I don't believe in it. some Hunters do no not many people that. see it are usually loggers Hunters. natives people that are out in the wood. there's another problem another problem. is dusk you see things at dusk or at.

dawn it's very confusing Bears walk on. two legs all the time I have personally. watched Bears walk on two legs and if I. didn't know any better and if it was a a. dark environment like it was dusk you. know you like you barely can see I would. think it's Bigfoot right yeah but I do. think Bigfoot existed there there's some. insane number of Native American words. for Bigfoot Sasquatch is just one of.

them there's a bunch of them there's a. bunch of Native American words for this. one animal that's fake but all the other. words they have are for real animals. they don't have a bunch of dragons they. don't have like mythical creatures in. Native American mythology but they do. have this one giant man thing. that definitely existed at some point at. 100% gigantopithecus was a real animal. it was 8 to 10 feet tall bipedal hominid. it was a huge gorilla looking primate.

that died off somewhere around 100,000. years ago but they don't know really. sure, yeah but they don't know for sure. the thing about it is it's like if you. only find fossils from 100,000 years ago. you could assume that that's that this. animal at least lived then but you don't. know when it when extinct you might find. some new fossil like 10 years from now. they might from find some new site and. wait a minute these These are 20,000. years old or these are 30,000 years old.

or these are 50,000 years old but we. either way an anatomically identical. human beings have been around for. 500,000 plus years maybe even more so or. similar human beings so then we. definitely interacted with them yeah or. they were around when we were around I. think they're still around I think. there's hundreds maybe thousands of them. that's what I believe I think they're in. caves or something or maybe it's you. know what the problem with that is what. they're too big the the amount of food. that they would need to eat yeah You'.

have to be grazing all day long see if. you're Bigfoot posted in The Zo Journal. of zoology this month if it's there. could it be a bear they're saying it's. black bear American black bear yeah. American black bear that stands up but. he's even little kids would know the. difference between a monkey and a bear. no no no no no first of all let me tell. you something um if you're in the woods. and you're in a heightened State cuz. you're looking around you don't know. what's out there it's all thick Woods. it's weird weird Woods are weird yeah. and you see something you could trick.

your brain I saw a squirrel and for like. two or 3 seconds I thought it was a wolf. really yeah yeah that's real between. here I'm seeing something moving in. between thick trees and I see gray fur. I'm like oh my God is that a wolf yeah. cuz there's wolves out there right it. was I'm in Canada I'm like oh it's. [ __ ] squirrel what the [ __ ] is wrong. with me what the [ __ ] is wrong with me. shoot it yeah it's like people see what. they want to see yeah and the problem is. you get something into someone's head a. mythological thing whether it's a UFO or.

whether it's Bigfoot I think it's I. think the world is way more slippery. than we like to think and I think. there's States Of Consciousness that. people can achieve during high anxiety. levels definitely during the use of. psychedelic drugs yes sometime during. weird States alive like near-death. experiences loss of a loved one extreme. emotion a lot going on a lot of anxiety. and fear like you would have if you're. in the woods sure and then you see you.

see a light across the sky and it might. have been just a meteorite right but. you're in the wrong head space to see. that meteor right and you just [ __ ]. you just freak you just freak and maybe. for a brief moment you can see something. that's been there all along you know how. defeated I am right now I just want you. to tell like dude there's some crazy. crazy stuff out there I've uh. interviewed a lot of Bigfoot people I. had one bit joke I used to do about. Bigfoot here's what you don't find when. you go looking for bigfoot black people.

you're more likely to find Bigfoot than. you are black people looking for bigfoot. it's a bunch of unfuckable white guys. out camping that's like that is the. thing it's a community of people that. want to believe something that there's. zero evidence for and they're [ __ ]. locked in yeah they're hitting a tree. with a stick going like we're going to. wait for a knock back and it's different. Bigfoot researchers hitting a different. tree talking back to him yeah it's like. if you go to public land elk hunting. there's a bunch of people elk calling. you think an elk it's a dude with. another guy El two men doing elk exactly.

to each other that literally happens it. does 100% it's one of those things where. I wish it was real I wish big was Bobcat. goldway believes yeah he loves it he's. all in did you ever watch Willow Creek I. didn't piss me off because at the end it. just it turns out to be I'm going to. spoil the Willow Creek but at the end. it's just a bunch of like Billy out. there killing and blaming it on Bigfoot. basically that's like the the end is. like wait minute which one are you. talking. about movie I think that's what the end. is that like it's just some crazy people. that live in the woods it's not really a.

Bigfoot is that true I think that's the. end of Willow Creek I don't remember how. it ends because they kind of have this. one kind of like Blair Witch like shot. and it's just a bunch of H you know. mountain people which is the scariest. thing you'll find in the woods people. well that's that um people that want to. be off that grid people there that. documentary sasquat watch did you ever. see that it's like a documentary Series. yeah and it turns out just to be the. cartel blame oh not the cartel but like. weed people weed people killing other. blaming it on a big fooot framing it to. look like a Bigfoot's out there yeah.

yeah they killed somebody and apparently. when marijuana. was you know when they were growing it. up there these hippies started arming. themselves you know and then they had. rival gang wars with people that would. come in and try to steal their crop so. they started shooting at each other and. killing each other yeah that's what. that's all about we're also like you. know some cute girl that's like oh I'm. going to clip weed all summer and make. five grand and hang out with other. potheads who like you don't realize how. terrible that job is well you're you're.

involved in illegal business and the. cartel's in that business like I had a. friend who found a cartel grow operation. on a ranch yeah they were they were he. works on a ranch in California and he. was doing his thing out in the ranch and. he found some uh water piping and uh uh. he followed the water piping and you. know was pretty considerable distance. and they found this growop so this guy. had diverted water or many guys they.

didn't see the humans that did it they. took their [ __ ] and then they never. caught the guys I don't think but they. would set up these camps in like uh they. would go to like national forests. apparently it's big in Northern. California where they go deep deep deep. in the woods they back back in and then. they have a massive grow up in on public. land and they just get it till the time. it's you know ready to harvest and then. they get out of there but if someone. interrupts that if they get in the. middle of that they'll they'll kill them.

right like these are cartel guys so my. friend John Norris he was been on the. podcast before he was a game. warden and he found a creek that had. been redirected and he thought like. maybe a farmer had did this like what's. going on maybe someone put an illegal. Dam on this they follow it and they find. this crazy grow up with the cartel and. guns and so he winds up instead of just. being a game warden now all of a sudden. he's got a tactical team with the attack.

dogs and and they're they're running in. fully armed with Flack jackets on having. gunfights with the cartel in the woods. over weed yeah I will say that that's. like the most frustrating part about the. Bigfoot subject is you got guys like who. really like no I think an ape could like. a fam pot of Apes could like live out. here and this thing and so you'll start. to Guys Like Me will be like yeah this. makes good sense and then they'll get. like a Native American to talk about it. and he'll be like it's the Magic Man of. the woods you're like no and like he he.

disappears he flies he can stop the rain. and you're go this is gosh dang it we. were making real good ground here making. Arguments for it to be an ape I think. the Native Americans are. right I think that's what it is some. sort of paranormal Woods thing yeah I do. I think it's it's. like listen if UF let's let's imagine. that states of Consciousness can. interface with other things that are. around us all the time that we don't.

necessarily see now we know that's true. if you take psychedelics and we know. that psychedelics are produced in the. brain I can imagine a. moment where you are in such a state. that you could see something that you. would not be able to see under normal. conditions it doesn't it's not outside. the of possibility I'm not married to it. but it's not outside the realm of. possibility now if that is what we're. seeing with UFOs if what we're seeing is. our future is if what we're seeing with. those beings is the eventual shape that.

human beings will take as Evolution. progresses we become these genderless. little spinley things giant heads yeah. flying spaceships with our minds that. kind of makes sense to me if that makes. sense why wouldn't I be able to also see. what we used to be or what we could have. been or what what other things used to. live with us and maybe it's almost like. a ghost almost like a memory that you. can access of a different timeline a.

different dimension where this thing. does exist and that's why it's so. Elusive and it comes and goes because. it's not a real material thing it's a. construct of the human psyche but these. people that are seeing it like they. might even literally be seeing. Footprints it might literally leave. footprint it might exist for brief. moments makes passing in and out of this. Dimension kind of thing there's so many. wacky stories about it so then you have. to apply the wacky stories to human.

psychology and say okay people are in a. heightened state they're in the woods. they're alone they're nervous there's. cats out there and [ __ ] Bears ah so. you're kind of freaking out already so. the you're in this like weird mind State. already where it seems like more things. are possible out there because there's. no one to help you right there's 's no. City there's no hospital can't call the. cops on a bigot you got no [ __ ] cell. phone signal and you're out there alone. like there's so many possibilities it's. terrifying and that to me makes sense.

like if there's a mindset that can be. achieved it's a mind state to be. achieved where you interact with things. that aren't there all the time like UFOs. that would be when it would happen right. well there's tons of like interesting. stories that you'll just read about like. a thing just walking behind the tree and. it's not but if it was a massive yeah. 10t thing you know you'd probably be. able to see it come out on the other. side of that tree and you see a lot of. those kind of or read I read a lot of. those kind of stories and like I don't.

know heck that yeah it could be that but. it could also be black bears it could be. that you're just seeing things cuz. they're freaking out yeah Bears freak. you out man you see a bear in the wild. it freaks you out and if you see a bear. in between trees oh you can just. convince yourself that it's something. then your brain plays tricks on you the. memory is a slip iy [ __ ] yeah I know. especially under heightened. circumstances like that like in the. woods your memory is weird and it's more. exciting to believe that it's real so. that's what you want to you know that's. my biggest I think what I'm holding on.

to so much is that like I think it's so. boring if we just know all the stuff on. our planet I don't think we do but. that's my point it's way more exciting. to think yeah there's bigfoots and. there's yeah pterodactyls is one of my. favorites wolf wolf man or dog men or. Moth Man or any of these kind of like. exciting things I I'm I want to believe. that well you know about that uh Hobbit. man that they found on that island of. Flores no no Hobbit man yeah this a good. one for you um this is a thing that.

absolutely live lived alongside people. and I think they they don't know the the. timeline of this [ __ ] either but they. think it might have been as recently as. like 50,000 30,000 years ago and they. were little tiny people 3ot tall like. almost like aplike creatures that's what. they look like yeah see like a little. baby [ __ ] yeah well like like little. Hobbits man and they lived on this. island and they were like a different. branch of the human chain that lived. alongside Homo sapiens yes you see that. you just think you see a juvenile.

Bigfoot or something yeah well there's. people that have cited these things in. other parts of the world still to this. day they still claim that they exist you. seen that video recently where um it's a. these guys like I'm going to make up a. place but it's some place like but not. necessarily Thailand and they're on. these motorcycles and this little man. comes out with like a spear and then. they chase it into the high grass well. it runs across the road right doesn't it. run across the it has a spear cuz it's. kind of startled by their motorcycles. and then they're going W they kind of. chase you down this little Trail but.

then this this it yeah this little guy. like a tiny person yeah and then it runs. into the grass and they lose it but it's. tiny little guy yeah and he's got like. some sort of. spear do you see a spear um you'll see. it in the very beginning before cuz one. guy gets off his bike in the very. beginning when it first comes out it has. like a little. spear maybe even before. this so they're riding the bike this. video replays itself a lot it's like on.

Loop oh okay okay yeah so this one they. chase him into the grass that's when. they lose them they pop around looking. for it uh but so they see him again no. no this is where they when they first. stumble upon him he has like a right. here he's holding something there was. something I mean whether I get if this. is a real video it definitely looks like. there's something in a hand right here. yeah he like Dragon something Jamie does. that look real to. you you're good at. this let me see it let it let it play. again I first first cynicism goes no.

that's not real. but and that guy dumps because he's like. what the. hell first instinct says this is someone. in that side of the world playing around. with computer graphics and that's just a. they just shrunk a person H but that's. just being cynical right and that seems. the most likely. scenario I would like to hear their. voices are they speaking in English.

there's no sound it doesn't seem like. yeah on this one probably but have heard. it before but it just sounds like a lot. of motorcycles it's like cuz they're all. on motorcycles like a 12-year-old GoPro. video so see the thing about that is. fascinating is you're dealing with. insane J jungle like an insane dense. terrain there's the where the Orin pend. deck is where do they think that thing. exists it's like Vietnam and some other. area but it just if the island of Flores. had these creatures on them like the.

idea that there would be just a. small population of them that still. existed that seems to me to be more. likely than Bigfoot yeah cuz that one. gets video of it and that looks the. lighting on it is so strange to me that. it looks it looks unnatural. it definitely looks weird but also up a. thumbnail sure sure sure sure yeah yeah. definitely cuz I watch these uh s Spooks. looks like Gro looks version of group. right but everything looks blurry there. the motorcycle looks like [ __ ]. everything looks [ __ ] up and on all.

these like videos like this when you try. to get a you to click on it they doctor. the thumbnail up so that you'll click on. it right yeah yeah they Jazz up that. looks jazzed up right right but that's. the so it was Indonesia yeah so that's. that's where they claimed to have sided. this thing but most likely it's [ __ ]. you know so many people have cell phones. that that [ __ ] so many people have. cell phones the idea that no one's. filmed one yet but for sure we know it. did exist and how long ago did the uh.

homo. floresiensis how long ago did that one. live they used to think it was like much. more recent I think they were thinking. at one point in time it was only 10,000. years ago but I think they think it's. quite a bit older than that. now 50,000. so here it goes okay so initially. thought to be only 12,000 years ago. however more extensive uh stratagraph. and chronological work has been pushed.

pushed dating of the most recent. evidence of his existing back to 50,000. years ago so that's the most recent. evidence 50,000 years ago and FL homo. Florian's skeletal materials now dated. from 60,000 to 100,000 years ago stone. tools recovered alongside the skel. remains we're from archaeological. Horizons ranging from 50,000 to 190,000. years ago that's for the stone tools. this little cave yeah how about this. they found quite a few of them you're. out shooting these Elks right with your.

bow and arrow right and let's say you. see what you see a Bigfoot yeah you go. hey I this psycho comedian on the. podcast yeah who believes in Bigfoot and. you're going holy holy crap there it is. you shooting that thing no no no no no. no no no why would I do that cuz then. you're you proved that it's cuz now if. you try to tell the story people like. Joe you saw a bear so what your sanity n. I'll be fine you don't shoot it no.

[ __ ] way no [ __ ] way why would you. shoot yeah would you kill it oh yeah. I'll kill it quick. dude I just what if you only wounded it. that's the problem I think the more. likely it's going to go you piece of sh. and break it off and then if it is a no. it'd have to be a mythical creature to. take a good shot with an arrow i' try to. kill it you shoot that sucker with and. then tell everybody like you guys all. said I was wrong for cut Broadhead yeah. look at this look at his face I bring it. right here that's what I do I text you I.

say I got something I want to show you. on the podcast put his big stupid head. here dude did you see that guy who. killed his dad and said his dad was a. traitor and then like put his dad's head. on on the table no oh my God was this in. America yeah [ __ ] crazy p militia. type dude this guy and he looks so out. of his you want to see the video I think. they took the video down but I saved it. I'm gonna send it to you Jamie I'll just. send you the clip where the guy cuts or.

shows the head oh my goodness. so is the video available I just sent it. to you it's it's disturbing don't show. it on camera but I just want you to see. and give me some volume so you can see. how casual this [ __ ] guy is about. having this guy's head. put it oh my this is the head of Mike. moan a federal employee of over 20 years. and my father.

yikes for eternity as a traitor to his I. don't want to listen no no no I want to. listen to that that's what I wanted to. tell you treason and betray others. occupy the lowest pits of hell for all. time the federal government of America. has declared war on America's citizens. and the American states this is a guy. who just beheaded his dad as far left. woke mobs Rampage our once prosperous. cities okay kill it that I mean that. might be like a Manchurian Candidate T. China might have like hypnotized that. dude like that guy looks out of his.

[ __ ] mind and he wrote out a little. thing he might be on like a new trial. medication he typed up his little speech. what he's going to say all what what. what I'll use all these buzzword and. then I'll show the head like that's the. fourth take or something you his doctor. prescribed a new medication called. Murder. militia he killed his like the way he C. he held it up like I'm holding one of. these little like a. fish this this is Gary it's like this is. the brisket we're going to cook here's. before I Tri that's wild this his dad's.

head in a plastic bag that's so crazy. the thing is like how calm he is when. he's reading his Manifesto and talking. about this is my dad he was a traitor. puts it down then just goes right back. to work like what the [ __ ] yeah that is. insane that was interesting to CU cuz. you like you I'll read a thing like this. soccer player came out and beheaded a. referee or something like that and it's. always in some sort of place you know. you don't think that it's in like Ohio. like yeah that was it was like a normal.

bedroom like you see people Zoom call. from what is that guy's. background they C they got him right. he's alive right that was a mug shot we. were looking at that was a mug Jesus. Christ so he didn't even fight the cops. try to go down with the ship what a. crazy charged with. uh at least abuse of a corpse amongst. other crimes at least abuse of a corpse. other crimes yeah I think so maybe no my. dad was already dead just cut his head. off um imagine if that turns out to be. the case the dad died and said you know.

what I'm going to get some street cred. I'm going to hack his head off and said. I killed him and he's a traitor like. that's possible weirdest Stolen Valor. ever it's the strangest one time I saw a. fist fight in Seattle Washington at this. bar and this kid just jumped up got this. big gu guy Sucker Punch you know but it. knocks him out and then fleed cuz he. realized oh I'm going to get in trouble. or maybe someone's going to beat me up. and he ran from the cops but we all saw. the fight so the police were like would. you recognize him if you saw him I go. yeah I'd recognize so they put me in the. back of the cop car they were going to.

drive me around to see if I could spot. him but I figured cuz I'm in the back of. the cop car you know I look like I'm a. badass you know like so I I kept like. whenever we drive by girls like in I put. my hands like this and then I'd be like. kissing at the window like you know like. like they're like oh that guy's nuts you. know handsome Outlaw stole the valy. of the fight kid but what a weird that. shook me a little bit what is that guy's. background Jamie I'm looking he also so. they found the wife called it in he then. drove a 100 miles and broke into.

a Fort Indiantown Gap base and stole a. gun to National Pennsylvania National. Guard headquarters he was found with a. gun but he didn't resist arrest holy. [ __ ] I wonder if this guy like do you. think he he did before that there was. just like he's just a guy and then he's. like well cut the head off now it's time. to right do you think there was things. leading up to that or is that just. that's the I would imagine there were. signs right 2016 as College REM made. said he thought the government was out. to get him oh paranoid schizophrenia. what do you think the rule is on or.

maybe they were out to get him or maybe. maybe they did Manu and can they looking. at him for a while when I heard first. heard the story the FBI was looking they. were looking at them yeah we're looking. at them yeah we're just taking we're. observing them maybe it's like some new. MK Ultra project I will say the signs. thing so like let's say this kid does. this right and then people go oh we. looked at us they always do that with. serial killers they'll say look we. looked at his Facebook and there were. signs and no one did anything about it. right it's because people don't want to. believe that that's possible well also.

you don't want to look for it everywhere. maybe the guy's just having a rough week. right you maybe he's not going to climb. on top of a [ __ ] Church Tower with a. rifle there's a guy who I got banned. from The Improv in Hollywood and it's. because while he was sitting there he's. he's a lower level comic so he's not. like Pastor he it's not like he would be. working at The Improv but he goes hangs. out at the Improv CU he wants to be a. successful. comedian excuse me I don't know we could. I could chalk it up to alcohol I could. chalk it up to like whatever these. excuses are but what he was saying was.

so problematic the way he was like you. know what the it's coming the day is. coming boy and I'll tell you what I've. killed before and one of these you know. military guys used to be a military guy. and he goes he's like kind of taunting. me a little bit cuz you know I went and. I was just on the lineup you know so I'm. one of the comedians that he thinks. whatever and he goes he goes you know. and guys like you are worth extra points. and I was like what does that mean and I. said it my manager was sitting there. listening to it I go what are you are. you like threatening me or like like I.

don't understand what you're doing like. cuz I just want to be friends with. everyone you know just trying to break. bread and he's like he's like no you. guys will all see you guys will all see. dude it's all he's doing this kind of. like cryptic I took it as like this is a. sign yeah so I told the Hollywood I the. next day I called and I say hey you know. maybe don't have a guy that's bragging. about how he's going to shoot up. everybody eventually cuz you always hear. these signs and go why didn't I do. anything well the thing about comedy is. mental ill people sign up for open mics. yep all the time so I got him banned and.

then the girl bartender who works there. who's a great woman she's really great. she's like I can't believe you did that. he would never hurt a fly I know him. really well I go yeah but you might be. enabling a guy like this until he pops. yeah like we always say like why didn't. you say anything you know like there's. signs there I saw the signs and I told. whereas like she's she to this day she's. like I just can't believe you got like. he might not have any other place to go. and he comes here God he comes and ruins. this place you doing that I was like I.

was fine with telling on him and you. can't talk like that even if you're. never going to do anything was he funny. no oh well there you go doesn't bother. me out of here probably wasn't going to. work out anyway that's probably why he. was upset with you that actually he said. that to me he goes I bet you made. everybody laugh I go yeah that's kind of. the idea yeah that's the job he goes I. don't even care if they laugh I don't. give a [ __ ] about any of that and I was. like that's the whole point like he was. romanticizing about being the guy who. doesn't well those are people can't do.

it need the crowd to like him and I was. like well but that is the job I want. them to laugh yeah it's you're in the. entertainment business it makes no like. he thinks he's better like more cerebral. because he doesn't get laugh what people. do when they don't have an option mhm. you know that's the only way they can. find you know any kind of status their. statuses that they don't give a. [ __ ] it's so tired so stupid yeah of. course you give a [ __ ] you're also we. don't need people that don't give [ __ ]. we want you to give some [ __ ] it's also.

it's not powerful to not give a [ __ ]. it's stupid it's lazy yeah yeah it's. stupid it's imature it's like what. babies do they yeah you're trying to do. something you're you're involved you're. at the place of where it gets performed. you're involved yeah you're involved you. just suck at it and so you're trying to. find some way to sort of make you the. more you know whatever virtuous more. someone who's like cooler yeah but and. that's all in a need to be like like we.

talked about a guy last night that's. like he he would treat people terribly. but then when you'd hear him talk about. people that he liked he would say like. he was a real jerk to me you're like. yeah you see how that made you feel. that's what you do to people like you. think that that you know it makes no. sense wow people are just trapped in. their own head silly so many people are. not aware of how other people are. perceive in them they're trapped in. their own head and they just know what. they want and they get upset if other. people are getting things that's just.

it's just so toxic so bad for you but. it's I think like you can learn that at. a pretty low like a pretty young age to. go learn that do you know how yeah do. you know how you feel when people are. nice to you that's how they're going to. feel if you're nice to it's such a child. like kindergarten lesson and these are. grown people that you have to go you. should treat people good that's kind of. the idea hey man they're artists they're. artists they're artists. man that's like good you can't be an.

artist you're too handsome yeah you. should you should wanted them at all not. like you should be depressed how come. you're not depressed cuz no way to it's. no way to live it's no way to live it. isn't any way to live yeah that is a. powerful statement to just like people. how you doing I'm I'm happy they go what. yeah what do you mean happy well that's. the really annoying thing about this. perception of comedians that we're not. supposed to be happy so dumb like says. who we literally make people happy for a. living you shouldn't be enjoying. yourself like like last night hanging. around the Green Room that to me is like.

ultimate playground everyone's just. having fun and laughing and we're just. talking [ __ ] and having a good time and. the idea that that wouldn't make you. happy right and then you go on stage and. then people laugh that doesn't make got. you happy you know what's better or uh. it's a lot better than pouring concrete. for 10 hours like you're at work and. we're having fun and talking and and. like yeah I think that's why podcasts. are so huge by the way sure because it's. the Green Room hang yes holding court.

telling stories get in on it they listen. to it yeah and then they get inspired to. kind of have those kind of conversations. with their friends if you're not around. anybody interesting it sucks it sucks. it's like a kind of it's like a social. starvation. yeah part of you just [ __ ] Withers. part of you that likes to have a good. time and have fun with cool people yeah. and it's also like I I love the idea. that if I say something to my comedy. buddies they know me well enough to go.

he's a comedian trying to be funny yeah. dude I say a lot of stinkers there's. going to be in the comments you see Jeff. tried to make Joe laugh right there yeah. but Joe Knows I'm just trying to make. you laugh listen we don't we had no. conversation at all about what we were. going to talk about every podast is like. this we just sit down and have a good. time some of them are going to you take. some swings yeah yeah that's kind of how. it goes foul ball also I might say. something horrific and you go yeah. that's what Jeff was just talking that's. what talking is yeah yeah especially.

talking and thinking in public out loud. yeah yeah you bounce it off each other I. I remember one time I I said something. terrible at a woman that was just. walking by the car you know to my guy. friends who aren't Comics we're pretty. like Junior College age and my friends. were like what the [ __ ] dude and like I. don't know I thought it'd be. funny and they just totally didn't get. it and it was really horrific you tried. yeah I tried and but that's I think. about that moment a lot now that I'm. with comics and I'm in these circles. because they would just go yeah I know.

exactly what he's trying to do I did one. of those jokes five minutes ago it's. like the open micer trying the abortion. joke like hey yeah you don't get enough. for this yet swing yeah you got to learn. and one of the ways you learn is by. swinging and missing that's why a lot of. comics will say um and I don't again. won't name names but they'll be like I. just went in there I did my set and I. got the [ __ ] out of there Barry cats. used to tell Comics to do that don't. hang around you don't want to be in. these circles you know and it's like. well one that's how you make friends.

yeah when I love friends and they're the. friends that are going to most relate to. your life yeah we're doing the same. stuff yeah exactly and we're the same. we're Cut From the Same Cloth it's our. only group right and and that's why you. those Comics if I were to name their. names they don't do podcasts and they. don't go because they've never done the. Hang part right they've only done the. jokes and the Judy Carter comedy Bible. of like you write the thing and then so. it's like this job isn't about going up. there and then leave it's about the. community of standup comedy it's about.

both and part of the enjoyment is the. camaraderie that's part of the enjoyment. why would you want less enjoyment yeah. makes no sense also like that socially. they're the most fun people to hang out. with for me so like why would you want. to deny yourself of the most fun people. to hang out with socially that's why. it's um like I have to keep going to. these like meetings and stuff for like. uh for for Booze yeah for the drinking. and I just sitting there going I got to. listen to these hacks I know some of the. funniest people in the world this guy's. telling me some stupid sto like I'm just.

listening to the stories I'm so. judgmental of people's stories cuz I'm. going get in get out there's no. punchline here what's the point of this. story and he's like the guy's just got a. disease you know like he's you know he's. just trying to he has to share or. whatever but then a lot of people go up. in front of the those things and they. learn how to do standup because they. tell funny stories yeah you know who. doesn't tell funny stories Joe who the. Mothers Against Drunk. Driving talk about a buzz kill you know. these girls I'm just watching them going.

oh Jesus yeah you don't want to you. don't to being on those conversations. storytelling those are bad. stories St it's just like I've become. such a snob about the company cuz I get. to be around such funny people yeah you. know that it's like now I'm having to. listen to you know a girl I likees. friend talk about you know shopping that. day or and I'm I'm I'm being irritable. about it like it's brutal assault on. your attention span yeah I'm just going. to can't hear this well you just got to. filter those people out of your life. yeah i' try yeah as much as you can yeah.

keep your circle tight Jeff sometimes. you have to be around them tight yeah. well listen man it's been very fun. getting to know you hanging out with you. last night was really fun you were very. funny on stage it was a cool hang in The. Green Room it was great I enjoyed uh. talking to you man um so tell everybody. social media where they can find you. website yeah the um so all my dates will. be on Jeff die.com I literally work. every week in Oliver so I'm coming to. Charlotte Northfolk San Antonio Dallas. Jacksonville Orlando come off the road.

the road I love it if I can do stand up. every night five times a night that's. that's what so that's all it Jeff. die.com love it and then I have a few. podcasts um one's called wrestling with. Freddy where me and Freddy Prince Jr. talk about wrestling once a week and uh. it's like it's like UFC but. choreographed you know pro wrestling. yeah pro wrestling and then I have one. called um everybody's got a price me and. Josh Nelson we just play a simple game. with our guest like how much to eat the. hottest pepper in the world and then the. people that listen can say I'd pay Joe.

Rogan whatever they make a pot of money. and then we film you doing whatever the. thing is oh wow so and a guest like you. who would be like I would never do that. I have money you can then say I'll put. this much in to watch someone do it but. anyways so that's called everybody's got. a price me and Jos Josh then I have a. podcast called Jeff D's friendship all. right oh dude you three podcasts. simultaneously wow I like it [ __ ] it go. for it yeah it's fun right I like it. beautiful all right thank you very much. a lot of fun apprciate all right bye.

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