Joe Rogan Experience #2095 - Moshe Kasher

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day oh rolling are we rolling hi it's. rolling yeah want to start the save the. universe and then they want to [ __ ]. everyone's wife oh yes yes it always. begins yeah yeah the dimensional portal. will open and then it ends with you. can't [ __ ] your wife anymore but guess. who can yeah what happens is first they. start stockpiling guns yes yeah it seems.

like cult leaders have to have guns cuz. their faith in their ability to see the. universe and all the good and everything. is not quite good enough you need an AR. you need an AR to really get your point. across few you need maybe some flash. grenades and I mean it is interesting it. doesn't feel like it feels like I. wouldn't do that if you run in a cult. well I wouldn't [ __ ] your wife and make. you like worship me I would just you're. a very nice guy I'm one of the nicest. guys in America you're a very nice guy.

I I I don't know anyone who doesn't like. you by the way is that true yes I've. never met anybody like that guy's a dick. oh that's really cool no one everybody. likes you you're a nice guy I like thank. you you're a nice guy too thank you yeah. I I I have made that a mark on my life I. want to be a good guy yes it's a good. thing to do I try really I work on it. really hard well you see people by the. way and you've see that they've made a. decision like I've met like I met sting. and I go okay sting at some point along. the line decided I'm going to be like.

awesome yeah that's going to be my thing. I'm going to do yoga every day yeah I'm. going to come forever he doesn't come. right he doesn't come come yeah he's. like one of these guys no what I'm. saying is he was so nice when I met him. that he released oh wow interesting yeah. I have it so sweet I have it at home on. my in my office there a little jar of. stin when he goes he probably really. goes I think what is the the deal with. that that's why he says don't stand so. close to me cuz he blasts you away the. tantric thing they're supposed to have. an internal orgasm like they're supposed. to absorb internally right I've never.

I'm too lazy well it takes time you have. to like discipline yourself and then you. can come forever I guess it seems like. you're thinking about your come too much. to spending so much time doing that a. lot of time focused on come I mean. there's probably a benefit in it but. every benefit that you get off of. something that's a difficult Endeavor is. a detriment to something else what do. you think the detriment oh just your. mental your time you're thinking about. your jizz it's [ __ ] weird I mean it's.

like you know I mean I guess you could. say that about a lot of things though. right you could say that about like. people who bodybuild you could say that. about you know maybe you're thinking too. much about one. thing well I guess that's like kind of. in a way that's what this this book that. I just wrote is is about is about these. like little show your book these little. wrote a book dude congratulations always. very. um very impressed and also very very. like proud of people who write books cuz.

I know this is a this is a [ __ ] task. man it's an Endeavor but it's one that I. like a lot of stand-ups really don't. like it and they feel like it's homework. I like I on stage I do a lot of crowd. work that's kind of my thing and this is. the like creative opposite of crowd work. it's it's not just your material it's. like it's like Mega your material it's. like you're you're you're you're a monk. kind of creating a thing or whatever. like you should write a book I have. thought about it many times and I had a. deal to write one once but as I was.

writing it they were trying to get me to. write it like standup and they wanted me. to write it in a way that like was funny. like you'd be on stage like how much. laughs would you want per minute on. stage which I kind of don't really think. about even standup that much I just try. to I cut out the [ __ ] I edit things. you know economy of words with bits but. I don't think like how many laugh I have. per minut they were like very specific. about it and then they said how about. this why don't you just transcribe your.

standup and I was like listen I have a. very different idea of what I want to. write than you do so I'm going to give. you your money back I I gave him the. money back and I said I'm I'm just gonna. if I'm going to write something I'm. write it on my own and I did for a. little while then I stopped but it was a. lot of it it was just like I only have. so much time to write and I would rather. write about ideas that I'm going to do. on stage but I do have an idea about my. T I've been working on it a little bit. lately so I'm thinking about actually. going forward with this it's about a my. time when I was was in my really early.

20s and I discovered pool halls oh yeah. I saw the two pool tables I didn't know. you were a big pool guy yeah I'm. obsessed yeah yeah if I'm not if I'm. like for like my empty my brain time I. watch professional pool matches is that. right yeah oh interesting you like I. watch them no no I hate [ __ ]. [ __ ] okay I was going to say it's. cool it's cool that you can do it but I. don't care do you like um that the. Hustler oh it's a great movie that's a. good movie that's a great movie that's a. great movie just as a movie you know the.

color money is as well aren't they. connected yes yeah same guy Walter Tas. who also wrote the Queen's Gambit about. that uh amazing chess player she was an. orphan yeah that's a great series that. series is really good but that Walter T. guy was amazing he wrote The Hustler is. really like a psychological drama as. much as it is about pool yeah I I I saw. it a long time ago I don't I don't quite. remember it but I remember that it's. great yeah oh it's I can I could. literally say every word by heart at.

this pool hall that I used to hang. around at in uh White Plains New York. they used to play it on the television. all the time in the pool hall in the. pool hall yeah my friend Steve who was. the the uh the guy who ran the desk who. you know ran you know administered gave. people the balls assigned your tables. and stuff um he used to just put that. [ __ ] on like every time we were. there we'd never get enough of that so. what what was your thing you go into the. pool halls when you were how old were. you well I was like 20 when when I. really started playing I think I was.

like 23 or 24 somewhere around then and. uh it was just my me and my friend John. who's also a comic we we went into this. pool hall just for fun and you know we. were just bored during the day well. let's go play pool neither one of us. knew how to play pool we were terrible. you know like we'd played a couple of. times right and then um we just stumbled. into this pool hall that had this insane. array of characters all these people. that were criminals and Hustlers and.

homeless people and people who lived in. flop houses and people who were [ __ ]. insane gambling addicts that would bet. on raindrops coming down a window pane. they would bet on [ __ ] anything man. they want they just wanted action and. you were teens walking in there what's. that you guys were teenagers going no no. we were about I was I John's a little. older than me I think I was 23 or 24. somewhere around then it's like well. yeah like 90 so yeah I was probably like.

23 and I just remember thinking like. this is a whole world that I didn't know. existed this weird Bachelor culture and. apparently it emerged really in America. in the early 1900s the early 1900s in. New York City there were hundreds and. hundreds of pool halls hundreds of them. and they were filled with these men that. were disconnected from society a lot of. them had like returned from Wars a lot.

of them had gotten out of prison and. they were it was you know during the. Depression there was a lot of illegal. activity and people did whatever the. [ __ ] they could and these men would. Gather in these pool halls and they were. some of the wildest people I've ever. encountered in my life I watched a guy. who had just gotten out of jail play. chess uh with his just with words just. saying where the pieces moved with a. 16-year-old kid who was a chess genius. he wasn't even moving the pieces he was.

there no pieces oh they were playing. mind chess mind chess oh wow I was like. some Commander Data [ __ ] these are. exceptional people that just happen to. never plug into regular Society what's. like that dude in Malcolm X's. autobiography the guy that like he ran. all the numbers in his mind and he never. forgot a single one and Malcolm X said. like he could have been like a a. mathematical genius or a St statistical. Professor or whatever but instead he was. like a hustler he used that genius to be. on the streets there's some people that. of Genius power that they apply to an.

art form but they could have applied it. to any like Jay-Z Jay-Z doesn't write. any of his lyrics right right if you. read Jay-Z's lyrics they don't seem ad. libed they seem like really well. structured and written and and like. funny and like sharp and there's so many. of them like how how are you remembering. all this that's why people call me the. Jay-Z of Comedy you've heard that before. you've never heard a person not say that. about me yet I it's coming down the pike. it hasn't gotten here yet do you know. there's a pool hall in La by the way.

really uh there's almost none when I. left there's one in K toown that. apparent that you go there okay that. makes sense of Koreans play pool yeah. you walk in and they're and you walk. into one of them if you're white and. they're like uh-uh and you're like what. I want to play pool they're like uh-uh. next next two doors down I'll play here. they're like uh-uh well they do whatever. they want they have their own rules and. then you walk down and that's where the. white people are playing pool but it's. the same owner oh that's hilarious but. by the way you cannot complain no one. listen yeah no [ __ ] white guy and you.

can't get into a pool hall and they have. a pool hul for white guys like shut the. [ __ ] up dude there's robberies going on. yeah yeah I got no time for you people. are shooting people hi LAPD I always. rejected uh access to a Korean pool hall. feels very wrong yes I want I want. someone to intervene immediately this. was horrible I am a white. male like maybe if you work your way up. through the pool tables in the white one. then they'll they'll they'll adopt you. into the Korean one they know you maybe. they're probably gambling that's.

probably what a lot of it is I would. have right the word pool comes from. pooling money together the game is. called pocket billiards it's not called. pool that's really interesting so it was. just a gambling game for the people that. had returned from no it was a game right. but with I think all games eventually. evolve into. gambling right people gamble on. basketball all the time people gamble on. fights all the time like Fighters will. gamble against their opponents people. gamble they like to gamble it makes.

things more exting because now there's. money on the line as well as pride and. everything else are you allowed to bet. on fights I am not you are not allowed. am not allowed to now when did that. happen it's a recent rule that came. about because apparently there is an. allegation that one of the UFC trainers. and I want to be real clear about this. because I actually like this guy a lot. and I think he's a super talented. trainer and I do not know if this is. true so I won't even say his name but. one of these trainers was apparently. aware of injuries and then.

informing like a group of people online. who are betting so they saying like hey. this guy's got something wrong with him. he's not going to win this fight and. then all the money would go on the. opponent and then they would rake it in. and this happened. allegedly uh on Fighters that he was. training or people that he knew it's. like Insider stock training it's similar. yeah it's fishy also because it gives. the possibility that fights Dives you.

know it when when a coach is betting. against their fighter like or giving. other people information against their. fighter if that happened I don't know if. happened again I just want to be real. clear it's allegedly um if that's the. case that's kind of like you're it's. it's next door neighbor to a dive and. that is the last [ __ ] thing we want. in mixed martial arts is fixed fights. right which is weird because it's owned. by the same people that own WWE now. right which is kind of crazy they've had. a good week it's a great week yeah it's.

a good week to be in the WWE yo dude. that Vince McMahon is wild that boy's. out there I it I read the I couldn't get. through the text messages I started. trying to read them and I was like I. don't want to read this is like poison. but the thing is when I see that dude. with his shirt off he's 80 years old. he's got a chain around his neck what. are you shocking me with this. information don't you think it takes a. lot to get that guy going no it's you're. saying he needed to send all those text. messages to get aroused at that I think. he needs a lot just for stimulation.

listen he's a billionaire he's been. running pro wrestling for [ __ ]. decades he's world famous CEO of this. giant [ __ ] multinational company pro. wrestling company he's also in pro. wrestling he gets out there and competes. he does it yeah I guess you know. performs I should say at a certain point. I guess if you're that through the. looking glass of reality like you become. a heel in in life life is heel and and. the and everything is a match yeah if. you're going to be really successful at.

putting together pro wrestling probably. be pro wrestling all day long you got to. stick with it yeah like stay in it all. [ __ ] day long don't go read nii at. the end of the day don't be reading Carl. Young's thoughts on flying saucers get. the [ __ ] out of here drink beer and go. [ __ ] that's what you should be doing. you're on the road I want you to Rick. Flare it until the [ __ ] Wheels come. off they do come off too well yeah on. almost all of them the only one who. hasn't is The Rock The Rock is in. remarkably great condition obviously.

huge and massive in muscles and. everything but mobile he can do things. like we worked out together that's. interesting I wonder CU he he also seems. like kind of the most he's one of those. dudes who's got like what you're talking. about genius level he could have been. anything sure he's kind of got one of. those Mega IQs feeling like well he's. got a mega discipline that's what he has. and if he applied that to intellectual. Endeavors he would be a mega genius it's. like it I think they're we want to think. that they're not connect Ed but I think.

they are and I think like a Michael. Jordan or someone who gets that good at. basketball could get that good at. anything it's just they don't apply. themselves in that area because that's I. think it's just exceptional people well. you know there's that weird idea and. apparently this is proven that the. difference between a world championship. Runner and the number five is like less. than a second their speed right I mean. the the difference between the Olympian. and and the guy that doesn't make the. podium is so it's just esally small and.

then the the reason that the person wins. is because they believe they it it's not. even a physiological thing it's like a. confidence thing unless you're running. against usin B right take him out F what. you believe cuz then there's genetics. genetics are real too well genetics is. probably I would guess is what gets you. to the to the stage in the first place. it gets you on the track it exists. intellectually too there's there's. boundaries I have limitations I have. like certain limitations intellectually. at a certain level I just check out I'm.

not going to but I am friends with some. insanely brilliant people that scare the. [ __ ] out of you but like if I talk to. Eric Weinstein I'm like what are we even. the same thing right what are we we're. not the we're we're barely the same. thing you know when you really see that. kind of Genius is when they start. talking to you in a way you'll. understand you go oh so you wrote that. book that I can't even comprehend but. you're also conversationally able to. help doesn't even try he doesn't even. try that he does something I try to tell. him like you got to help us out here but. uh but it's just cuz that's how he.

thinks and that's how he communicates. it's like if like if you're going to. talk about comedy to someone who doesn't. do comedy You' probably just start. talking like a comic this is what we do. this is how we do it I'm not going to. like I can't hold your hand too long. you're 40 years old let me just explain. how I do it yeah either get or you don't. get it but I um well I on that pool. thing though the that univer when you. walked into that pool hall and saw like. bam this is another Universe to me like. that is that's the experience of my life. over and over again uh that is what the.

book is about is these like these. momentary portals into another Universe. you know where somebody Taps you on the. shoulder and goes like walk over here. it's like Luke Skywalker right like he's. this weak powerless kid on dantoine or. whatever and uh and then all of a sudden. obiwan Kenobi there goes look there's a. whole other Universe here will you show. everybody your shoes because I think. those are Luke Skywalker shoes that's. what I was going to say I couldn't. remember I love them I couldn't remember. the name of the planet though when when. you said dantoine you think these are.

dantoine shoes yeah yeah for sure these. are cool Joe came in and almost liked. them I felt pretty good about that. they're unusual I love that you wear. them they look great with white slacks. or tan slacks are those white or tan. this is so close to a compliment it's. it's a compliment you you have a style. you have a certain style um they're the. most Comfort CH out too look at you. chain out yeah always chain out all day. if I'm coming to if I'm coming to Joe. Rogan I'm taking the chain out let's. freaking go fuing go I say let's. freaking go for kid yeah let's FR go.

what's less offensive Fring or freaking. like if you're around an old lady I I. think freaking is more fun for an older. lady right it's not offensive at all cuz. she's an old freak herself maybe she. might just be an old freak she might be. an old prud that hung in there I've. never understood the concept of uh uh. censoring yourself for an older person. they've they've heard the thing right. but the idea is that that is true but. that every generation gets more and more. desensitized to bad words oh yeah that's.

fair which is 100% true yeah I can see. that for sure like my kids say things. that I would have never said in front of. my parents oh in front of you but you're. also you're you so You' created a. Persona where swearing is it'd be funny. for you to be uptight about swearing it. is funny I bet you did though when you. had a little kids right no I never was. my wife was a little bit but not bad and. I was like listen we have to just tell. them that you can't say these words in. front of other people but they're just. words right the only thing words are a. sound you make so I know you're thinking. it's all it is and to make words good or.

bad is [ __ ] stupid but there's a lot. of things you're going to learn that are. stupid in the world but here's the rules. but in the around the house they'll use. them for funny and it's hilarious it's. like you raising Comics cuz we all Talk. Like Comics they'll talk [ __ ] you know. and it's fun totally I had a. conversation with my daughter the other. day I go I sat her down I go okay honey. you're funny and with great power comes. great responsibility I go you're going. to have to figure out how to how to like. where the line is people who are funny.

take it from me walk through the world. offending people because they think. they're being funny and they've gone. like a step too far in personal. interactions that's your job now and. it's also like when you're doing that. like people have to understand like why. why would you have said that like I. didn't know I was going to say it while. I was saying it completely like there is. a thing that you're doing when you're. creating specifically when you're ad. living where you if you're on stage. you're ad living you are literally like. you've got these missiles that are. coming into silos and you're like launch. it launch it launch it like you're not.

even looking at the missile it's like. your mind says maybe you can connect. that to this go and sometimes it's just. like it's a dud oh and sometimes you're. up on stage and you go oh I've oh that. was the end yeah I wish that that. missile that missile destroyed sh myself. destroyed the village and everybody in. it I've definitely had that experience. but yeah there was a moment on my on my. I my crowdwork album crowd surfing where. I heard myself when I was listen. listening back to it I was riffing one.

riff and in that riff switched back and. did the better riff like that's a pretty. speaking of like the way the brain works. like it's like a hone that's a honed. brain that Comics have well you've got. that you've done that exercise over and. over and over and over again so he get. like super comfortable in that pocket of. of crowd work like big Jay oakerson is. amazing at that one of the best yeah. he's one of the best ever at that he's. just so Andrew Schultz is as well. they're just so comfortable there's a. [ __ ] hilarious one that Schultz just. put out of uh he's talking to some guy.

in in the audience who brought a date. and the date turns out to be a transom. and it's just is. hilarious but fun lighthearted positive. it's really cool it's very skillfully. done right you know it's a and the whole. audience loved it it was like they loved. it it was it was great well that's how I. think of crowd work when it goes really. well everybody's having a good time yes. it's like a gift it's like a gift to the. crowd they know in their mind I will.

this moment will not be this was for me. this was a gift this comic gave me. tonight and it will never exist again. except in Tik Tok form uh hopefully. it'll go viral a million times forever. well that I always think about that when. everybody's blowing up on these. crowdwork clips is like how many magical. moments but there's something beautiful. about this too how many magical moments. you you offered on stage in the. pre-digital kind of upload everything. era where you're just like it was just. momentary it was just an offering to. that moment yeah there's something. really beautiful about that I love that.

I think that's like it's important I. think the. artificial reality of Digital. Life it get there's certain people that. want to [ __ ] film everything they. want to film every conversation they. have look I'm here with this let's let's. put this on the G will you tag me in. this like stop it's it's a wild. experience got to live I saw a guy the. other day his thing is he goes to fine. dining restaurants and screams at the. top of his lungs that's his that's his.

career oh my god did you see the guy. that got arrested that was just dumping. [ __ ] on. people now that I respect he dumped a. whole bucket of [ __ ] on some guy that. was like on a train just [ __ ] on down. his back yeah and then what he said it's. a prank it's like's a kid and and you. know I mean I think we were talking. about it I said I think it might be biot. terrorism cuz there's something like. [ __ ] human [ __ ] is like really dangerous. that is definitely Biohazard for sure. like humans are gross like our our.

[ __ ] gut bacteria if that gets in a. cut human [ __ ] gets in a cut you better. wash the [ __ ] out of that thing talk. about going viral what we're going viral. this joke is landing exactly where I. wanted it to viruses yeah yeah literally. please don't write in that's where. plague comes from from I mean that's the. early days it was a lot of it was like. terrible hygiene and terrible sanitation. and no running water so people were just. [ __ ] in the streets they're [ __ ]. in buckets and throwing out the street.

there's human fees everywhere you know. why people think perhaps the Jews didn't. suffer as much in plague um other than. uh conspiracy theories that they started. it during the black plague there was. there conspiracy theories way back then. that they did it uh I'm I'm pretty sure. yes I I don't know where that rumor. would have come from so how did they. survive it so Jews when they eat a meal. every single meal uh with bread always. wash their hands it's a part of the. ritual it's a tic thing you wash your. hands before you eat bread and and uh.

people didn't really do that because. germ Theory wasn't people didn't know. about germ Theory they didn't understand. the correlation between washing your. hands and eating and so Jews would. always wash their hand before every meal. and that is how apparently they they. sidestep some of the the ravages of the. plague do you think that that a lot of. the religious rules like washing your. hands it has to be based on some ancient. understanding of where dis dises come. from like think about no pork right.

right theosis Tris it's ubiquitous in. porks in porks pigs and pigs and bears. in uh Mountain lies they all have it. like it's like a giant percentage of. bears have it a giant percentage of pigs. have especially wild pigs so that would. prevent you from Ever Getting that it. just say no one eat P the simple way. don't cook it to 147° I don't know what. the [ __ ] that means I don't know when. the right way to cook it it kills people. let's stop eating that and then. shellfish same deal red tide all sorts.

of other bacteria that you what about. mixing um Linens and wools or whatever. that's a weird one but like the the. shellfish one people die of oysters I. just read about someone dying from a raw. oyster it's super rare I still eat them. yeah um which is a really stupid thing. to do you know like why am I eating. oysters if they can [ __ ] every one. out of a million people gets whacked by. an oyster I didn't I did not know that. yeah somebody died just. recently reinking my oyer consumption my. K eats live sea urchin she's more.

adventurous eater than I am love it. straight out of the straight out of the. carcass damn is it's moving a little bit. that's my favorite Sushi man dies after. Contracting vro. vishous bacteria from fresh oysters in. Texas it's right here oh [ __ ] you're. going no you're good the consumption of. raw oysters at a Texas restaurant led to. an untimely death of relatively healthy. relativ is a weird word for a dude in. his 30s you know like you talking about. here relatively healthy what are you.

trying to say it's a lot of editorial. from the USA Today it was relatively. healthy I wouldn't say man hold on Jamie. the man contracted a bacterial infection. known as vibral vinicius Vol. valicious he's my favorite techno DJ it. sounds like a good one like from like. Germany or somewhere that thrives in. warm Coastal Waters so it's like local. bacteria I think you're good though Joe. if he died and you said every every.

every million oyster he ate the oyster. it's probably more than one every. million Oh look The guy lost his toes yo. oh this is not good I do not want fibro. Vulcan [ __ ] is it a flesh eating. bacteria those are weird you hear about. those in the news every now and again. fresh flesh eating ah it is a [ __ ]. flesh eating bacteria godamn it heard. you hear about those I don't want one no. that's my official stance on this I. heard about a a kid that ate a slug as a. dare. paralyzed in Australia super brutal oh.

horrible and then you start War I warned. my kid I go don't eat slugs but it's. like she's going to do some other. terrible thing that I can't think of. right you never can protect them fully. nor should you that's the unfortunate. thing it's like you got to they have. experienced a certain amount of like. falling down right it's part of the. process I just but I did tell her don't. eat slugs don't eat slugs the other day. we were on the beach though and my. neighbor had a lobster trap out and uh. and he took out his Lobster Trap and he. was undoing it and there was this uh. ulating piece of seaweed I go I think.

there's something alive in there and we. shook it off and it was a full giant. octopus it was the coolest and my kid. reached in and grabbed the octopus like. just like it was her friend she was like. baby octopus my friend and they will. bite the [ __ ] out of you that's what we. found out every octopus is Venom well. she didn't get bit every octopus is. venomous and not most of them can't kill. you but every one of them has a beak. that will [ __ ] you up yeah they're all. beak but he was very cool about do you. know how they kill them when they catch. them no they bite their heads who who. they fishermen they physically bite them.

fishermen physically bite their head. like right where the brain stem is and. then they change color that's how you. know they're dead they become pink they. come white wa yeah they just when you. see an octopus in the wild have you ever. seen how well they can camouflage. themselves totally [ __ ] insane. texture everything they can look exactly. like whatever the [ __ ] they're near. whether it's Coral or Rubble on the. ground they they literally blend in it's. it's in insane it's amazing but when you. bite them all that [ __ ] goes away you.

like meat yes do you have any com like. weird feelings about like a an animal at. a certain level of intelligence like. octopus to me I don't want to eat a. monkey right well a monkey is yeah. that's very intense yeah see watch he's. going to bite the octopus so this guy. caught this octopus and he's going to. bite it see where he bites it and then. the thing immediately goes he bites it. like right where the eyeballs are and. then it immediately dies this is the. system by which you get octopus at a. restaurant is just some guy biting the.

brain stem of an octopus so I do not. know but I think this is just. individuals that are sport fishing. they're doing it for food they're just. getting that o octopus are delicious. they're smart AR too smart for me it. bothers me feel like you're eating an. alien I feel like I might stop eating. octopus um there's animals that are. really F pigs are really [ __ ] smart. right pigs are smart they're really. smart right that's where it starts to. get weird because get weird so crows. crows will bring you gifts and they warn. you cops are coming there's this guy he.

found this Crow it was in the water. might have been a guy might have been a. woman I'm not sure but anyway there was. a some Tick Tock video about it and this. person found this Crow picked it up at. the paddle it was in the water like. drowning put it in the boat and then. took it home and nursed it back to. health and then the the crow would just. hang out with her like Loy petting the. crow with a brush and she put the brush. back on the Shelf then the crow Flew. Over the Shelf grabbed the brush brought. it back. and said no no keep petting me there's.

really it's really cool there's like a. whole mechanism on how to get the crow. to like you too really you start doing a. certain I think it's leaving at gifts. and then it will go oh this person gives. gifts then it will start bringing you. gifts and then if you keep going it will. start attacking your enemies yes your. neighbors will come over and be like. what's up Joe and then the crow will. come down and attack yeah this guy uh. Dan Flores who was on the podcast before. had essentially trained a crow by. leaving it food every day would go on a. walk with his dog and the crow would.

hang out with them would it fly it would. fly next to him or oh yeah fly right. right next to him and hang out with them. plop down and it would you know go. looking for him like liked them I had a. friend who was a falconer do you know. about these guys I'm sure you do do you. know how they catch him it's crazy no. well basically they catch them they. catch them in the wild uh they like. leave some some food out and they catch. them they with a trap in the wild but. then they take them home this blew my. mind they take them home and they put. them in a dark room for like multiple. days. and they walk into the dark room with. one of those weird gauntlets or whatever.

that are made by the same people that. make my boots and they have just meat on. their hand and they just sit there for. hours in a dark room with a with a an. owl or a hawk or whatever and over the. course of a week the the the the bird. will get closer and closer and then. start nibbling and then start eating and. at that point it's yours and now it's. now it's your Falcon wa isn't that crazy. so it just rewires their brain yeah to. be like this guy's got the food so when. so now when he lets me go to hunt for.

the rat or whatever I'll come back to. The Gauntlet at this crazy trap they use. to get them huh and every Falcon that a. falconer has is caught captured in the. wild really they're not like bread or. whatever they they just capture them and. then they do this weird thing where they. train them and then they let them go. after a few years of service when I was. in Scotland there was this lady who was. uh she trained a variety of birds but. she trained owls and Falcons and so she. had a Falcon there and she said the. problem with the Falcon is when they let.

it go it just [ __ ] things up it just. fly it just finds another bird and kills. it like she like every time she lets it. Go finds something and kills it it's. just like a it's violent oh it's the. worst it's a monster right it's just a. killing machine it doesn't matter if. it's hungry or not it's it's just flying. around looking to [ __ ] things up she. said the owl is the second dumbest bird. in the wild really yeah is that crazy. how did they get the wise thing they. someone is got a good PR agent and they. just. they got ahead of it owl baby it's me.

owls are dumb she said owls are dumb she. said uh the really smart ones are like. like Falcons are very smart crows are. the smartest but um the only thing. dumber than an owl is emu Emos are. Dumber they're so big You' think that. they would have big brains they don't. have to be right they're just shut the. [ __ ] up give me the food right right. they're so big they they are freaks I. would say freaks of nature they. shouldn't exist the Emu have you eaten. emu no have you no but I think people do.

people eat it they eat ostrich I've had. ostrich at fud Ruckers at fud Ruckers. they have ostrich fud Ruckers used to. serve an ostrich Burger it was really. good it was good it was fantastic what's. the best game I think elk I think elk is. the most delicious that's my favorite. but there's a lot of really good ones um. Axis deer which are very prevalent here. in Texas they're from India they're. really. delicious yeah but bison bison's very. delicious but um they're very lean like. if you're G to eat just those things you.

got to make sure you get an adequate. amount of fats along with them you eat. moose I eat moose what's up with moose. moose is delicious yeah moose is. delicious greasy no not at all no not. even a little what's the wor they're. very. lean um you get a a funky Pig you get a. wild pig one of those in I shot a wild. pig that was kind of funky Havalina that. one was odd I ate a Havalina you when. you kill an animal do do you feel. bad I don't feel good I feel good that.

it's successful but you don't feel good. when you look down at the dead animal. it's like a guil guilty thrill kind of. well you're thankful right right you're. thankful that I mean this is it's a very. it's a very different connection with. food when you've been there and harvest. it and when you actually go in the wild. so it's one thing if you have a farm and. you raise a cow and you kill the cow and. you eat the cow you have a connection. with that food that's very different.

than me who just goes to a supermarket. and buys a steak it's another level of. that when you're going into the woods. with a bow and arrow and you're climbing. mountains and you're going 8 10 miles a. day and you it's like you swoop into. their Universe like you walk through the. portal into their universe and just blip. them out of it and I'm not the only one. there and that's when it gets scary you. mean you know you meet Bears out there. there's there's real [ __ ] out there. right that is capable of killing a deer.

with its face right and and and a hunter. from behind yes and a hunter from behind. and a stealthy hunter that you're not. going to hear until it's too late have. you ever felt that I've seen them um. I've never been stalked by one the. biggest one I ever saw was actually. inside of a car I saw inside like two. years ago I was with my friend Colton. and uh he goes look at the cat he stops. the truck and it's at dusk like right. when the sunlight's going down and I see. these glowing eyes under a tree and. we're about 30 yards away from it and I. have binoculars so I put up my.

binoculars to get it up close it was. [ __ ] terrifying Mountain line huge. one a huge male like 170 plus pounds. just massive muscles the muscles were so. impressive like his forearms were huge. they're so scary because they don't. attack you until you're not looking too. so you'll never know they'll just be on. top of you you think you can fight one. off no I'd be done for you would you got. muscles you could like NOP scream and. yell I could barely fight off a house. cat a regular house cat will probably.

[ __ ] me up if it's motivated dude I got. a I got a German Shepherd those are. great dogs well they need a lot of work. though listen I I was like I don't know. if you've noticed the last few years. things have gotten a little bit weird. and I was like okay I'm on the road a. lot I know what I'll do I'll get a. German shepherd and it'll protect my. family but then I entered into a. negotiation with Natasha cuz she didn't. want like a hardcore one so what we. ended up getting was this giant [ __ ]. [ __ ] I mean it's just such a little. like clown it's like the door Dash. people come and they wearing a ski mask.

it'll be like a Shante right this way. come on in like oh no so I have the I. have all of the work of a German. shepherd with none of the none of theant. is a male or a female it's a male is it. fixed yes there go that's my problem. yeah that's that's a big part of it damn. I kep those balls I didn't do it. especially when they're young if you get. them real young and they're fixed I had. a dog that was fixed when he was a baby. somehow or another like we got him I got. him from someone else and when I got him. I was like he's already fix he's so. young it was too young and it he [ __ ].

he was kind of [ __ ] it [ __ ] his. development up he had no testosterone as. he was growing which is just not good. for a male dog there's a lot of. arguments that it's look it's. irresponsible to let your dog have a. bunch of puppies and then you know so if. you're letting your dog out and your dog. is [ __ ] other dogs and getting them. pregnant getting yeah that's. irresponsible but my dog's not fixed and. he doesn't go out if he interacts with. dogs it's my friend's dog. you know we play in the yard I take it. for walks he doesn't get loose to go.

[ __ ] a dog it's not irresponsible does. he ever get the [ __ ] he's never [ __ ]. oh that's cruel in a different way I'm. afraid he would find out about it and. then he would never shut the [ __ ] up. like Dad where's the girl where's the. [ __ ] literally I don't know if you. know this has been great do you know. about this sex stuff this is my favorite. thing and I don't even know about it. until now and I'm seven that's funny. that's a different kind of meanness. though you let it keep the balls but you. keep it from ever having sex well they. can't not come and if they're having sex.

the girl can get pregnant right it's not. like humans where it's funsies right you. know there's no funsies in the animal. world yeah that's why deer only have sex. once a year we need to is that true yeah. well they have multiple times in this. one time period in a year but it's. called the rut we should make a dog. condom it's not going to work no we put. it on if you love your dog and you want. it to get laid you give your dog birth. control I guess really yeah but that. would probably [ __ ] the female dog up it. [ __ ] women up right birth control is.

terrible for women they've been telling. women to take birth control forever. birth control does all sorts of wacky. things to the way you perceive people. it's there I I have a friend and his. daughter died she had a stroke because. she had a blood clot that is Apparently. one of the side effects of smoking. cigarettes and taking birth control it's. possible to have that happen and she. died that way and she was like 17 years. old it's like it's a tricky medication I. mean it's it's great that women got.

their Liberation sexually and every time. you had sex it wasn't like you're going. to have a baby that you could choose. when to do it when not to do it but cuz. that'll [ __ ] your perception up too. having a kid at 16 100% yeah listen. there's there's Arguments for both sides. of it and they put some girls on birth. control for their acne to control acne. I've heard about that yeah so it's like. it's not saying that birth control is. entirely bad but if you're a woman and. and you have to take this thing in order. to not get pregnant and the guy doesn't.

have to do [ __ ] you know like the guy. like if a guy had to take if a birth. control pill was invented for a guy and. I think they did come up with one but it. radically lowers your testosterone oh. it'll be like my dog yeah it'll just be. like a really sweet little [ __ ]. probably kills your sperm cells it's. probably the only way it would work yeah. so the way to kill your sperm cells. would be either to ramp up your. endogenous testosterone to where your. body doesn't produce testosterone. anymore so you don't produce sperm cells.

or you could kill it kill the sperm. cells kill kill the testosterone and. kill everything they turn you into just. a feeble version of yourself well that's. why tired all the time that's what I. came on this podcast to talk about is. mandated vasectomies for teenagers not. teenage boys and I think this will go. over really well yeah as long as you can. reverse it isn't are we the ones that. can be reversed or yeah we can be. reversed we're good women. obviously women get their universes. removed uh with a a dude they can.

reverse it but it's not 100% right right. you know you might have to do it a. couple of times to make it stick people. are getting into that now vasectomies. are are having a moment right now. already got one of them is that right. yep I mean good for him I get that if. you're going to be single and and you. don't want kids like why why St hope did. it too yeah that's like a psychic um. permanent condom and and with no condoms. yeah and then you don't if you're you. know you have a wife doesn't wor worry. about birth control anymore yeah yeah I.

I I I would not that that that would. terrify me yeah it's a tricky operation. it's a dick operation any time you're. operating on your nether regions you're. like. what what it does sound like a terrify. put you under and operate on your balls. and then you wake up and they've they've. castrated you and go things went a. little bit wrong yeah it went sideways. unfortunately you don't have balls the. the uh the doctor went had a psychotic. break and just started chopping well you. know about that story of the guy uh who. amputated the wrong.

limb cuz apparently they write in. Sharpie on your limb like this one godam. it this one off and then he did the. wrong one J Christ it's funny you know. you remember that it's like it's just a. person up there I know um a guy whose. wife had the wrong kidney removed oh. that's crazy that's death that's a death. sentence yeah I don't it's just like. what the [ __ ] did you just do and the. doctor did not want to admit fault. it's so the whole story is so crazy was.

the the kidney that apologize oh that's. crazy yeah kidney remain was [ __ ] it. was a bad kidney yeah that was the one. they were supposed to take out they took. out the good one would you ever donate a. kidney yeah yeah I would to save. someone's life yeah I know people that. have done it yeah it sounds really. intense I would be apparently you can. survive on one kidney the this the liver. is the craziest one we were just talking. about that the other day if you donate. half your liver to me if you you and I. have the same blood type within 6 to8. weeks your liver will have returned to. full size and my liver that you donated.

that you gave me will be full size as. well it feels like they should they. could cure liver cancer by just doing. elective half a liver in a lab growth. and then we just well they're going to. eventually be able to do that I would. imagine they they they're already. looking into some sort of reconstruction. of organs like to be able to create a. completely new heart that's made out of. your own tissue so your body doesn't. reject it you know because your body. Rejects other people's tissue so if you. uh gave me a heart I would have to take.

the crazy medication to make sure that. my body didn't reject that heart have. you heard that there's that documentary. about that guy that was putting. artificial tracheas in people oh this is. good or bad it's horrifying it was this. like genius doctor that was putting in. these plast he had this this like. Breakthrough that you could just replace. a trachea with a plastic tracheal tube. and bathe it in stem cells and it would. eventually like I don't know what like. into your. body's DNA tissue and just become a part.

of your body but he was making it up it. did not ever it did not work one time oh. no but he was just like flying around. the world this like medical like Master. they're going this genius The Genius of. our time winning like Nobel prizes and. stuff and just people were dying left. and right cuz they were just putting a. [ __ ] tube into people's throat. instead of a trachea oh my God oh my God. how many did he do before they got him. there was like a half a dozen or. something like that yeah was really so. he's just an insane person in this weird.

way I mean it's kind of what we were. talking about earlier he was a genius. but he was like a mad he'd become a mad. genius where he just blew a fuse he blew. a fuse yeah and he thought I have an. idea there's no way my idea won't work. if I just if I just do it enough times. oh yeah my God macarini and. simultaneously he was uh hustling a. woman um like he was pretending to be. married to to a a journalist in America. and then he was already married in Italy. so he was like kind of had two different. madman thing going on at once he's a.

wild dude Swedish appeal court uh. convicted macarini on Wednesday and. sentenced him to two and a half years in. prison that's. it that's pretty crazy yeah Sweden once. there's a wall up where you're a medical. professional I guess there is a little. bit of an arms length I mean these. people did know they were doing an. experimental um surgery and that they. could die I guess but they didn't know. that it definitely wouldn't work but. they obviously decided that he did. something wrong they put him in jail for. 2 and a half years yeah this guy was a.

wild one Jesus Christ compulsive liar. spinning wild stories and manipulating a. woman who became his fiance the appeal. Court ruled that two of the three. patients who died did not require. emergency intervention oh my God that. was the part I forgot it kept it kept. fail this is the most [ __ ] up part Joe. it kept failing on sick people that. needed new tracheas so he was like what. I need to do is find a relatively. healthy person that has a tracheal issue. like a collapsed trach or something. where they're still like walking through. the world it with relative Health like.

the oyster guy and I'll put it in them. and that will prove that the thing works. oh my God what a psycho is that hims. like a psycho he looks like like George. Clooney if he got really fat and did a. lot of. opium what a psycho yeah it's crazy to. do it on relatively healthy people just. to prove that it works and it completely. did not so he went he literally went on. a worldwide quest to find somebody with. like like a [ __ ] up trachea but that. would didn't wasn't sick and found.

someone like that and she it was like. cosmetic for her and she's like I'm. tired of talking like this and I have to. have like a scarf on and okay I'll do it. she didn't like the way her trachea. looked no I think she like talked weird. and she had issues for sure okay but she. but it was not life or death oh my God. anyway there's some psychos out there. man some of them happen to be doctors. yeah just CU someone went to medical. school doesn't mean they're not crazy no. I I I listen to that Dr Death podcast do. you ever hear that no it's about a guy. who was he was a neurosurgeon and he was.

just like I it wasn't clear if he was. like Dr mangala like wanted to kill. people or if he was just like a stupid. person that was just like slashing in. people's bodies like it wasn't clear. what he was doing but it looked like. when he would open someone up he had no. idea what he was doing I mean he just. was like stapling a artery to a bone he. just like and just for fun nobody really. knows but he was a real surgeon he was a. real neurosurgeon and until I heard that. podcast it would have never occurred to. me to go to a surgeon and then look him. up I I'm sure you are Savvy enough to do.

that but I would have just been like. you're a doctor like you must know. things okay open up my brain Stam and. get in there yeah the first time I got. surgery I I have I had no idea anything. about the doctor's credentials and I. don't know anything about him now don't. even remember his name he put me under. and opened me up and drilled holes in my. bones and yeah now I I heard that I. would I would always Google I would I. would go deeper yeah man you you can't. be [ __ ] entirely sure that someone's. not out of their mind well there's. certain there's certain um professions.

like that where you assume their degree. is the thing that makes them competent. but you forget that it's just a person. here's here's the guy it says of the 37. patients dunch how do you say it dunch. oh dunch yeah David dunch dunch operated. on a Dallas over about two years 33 were. hurt or harmed in the process 33 out of. 37 that is a bad four people skated. clean some people woke up paralyzed. others emerged from anesthesia to. permanent pain and nerve damage from.

nerve damage two patients died one from. significant blood loss after the. operation and the other from a stroke. caused by a cut verbal AR a vertebral. artery. wow yeah he was just slashing he was in. there just like mashing it up kind of. like preschool style look at this one. one patient a childhood friend of dung. went in for a spinal operation with. someone he trusted and woke up a. quadriplegic after the doctor damaged. his vert vertebral ar ar. that was his like childhood best friend.

oh my God turn him into a quadriplegic. Jesus. Christ yeah there's psychos out there. man is that him that's the guy that. plays him in the in the TV show that's. Josh Jackson from let's get a real photo. of thisy there was another doct death. there was a guy who created execution. machines there was a documentary about. him it's a crazy documentary because at. the end he kind of gets Hoodwinked into. becoming a holocaust cross the N oh I. know about this guy yeah I keep tabs on.

all of them yeah he W I think he's gone. now but I think at the end of his life. like. he was somehow or another brought to. aitz. or one of the one of the other. concentration remember this guy yes and. he said that this could not have been. possible that zon B could have yeah I. saw this documentary yeah oh was Errol. Morris film yeah I remember this guy so. what was his assertion he claims he was.

invited to other American prisons insect. design modifications to electric chairs. possessed no relevant formal training or. education and claims that he was told. that those who did possess such. qualifications would not provide advice. due to their opinions on death penalty. fear of reprisals or that they were. squeamish about the. subject. so so he was what was he what was his. back. Brown just could let it hear so his.

career continued with other state. prisons seeking his advice on execution. facilities other than electrocution such. as gas Chambers hanging and lethal. injection how do you say his name luch. lucher lucher initially professed his. ignorance of other methods of executions. the authorities seeking his advice. reminded him that others with more. qualifications refused to help lucher. claims to have taught himself on these. other methods of execution and provided.

advice that was used by the authorities. to improve safety and efficiency so as. fall claimed when lucher claimed to been. sought as a witness for the defense for. Ernest zundell during so one of the. Nazis right in Canada for spreading. false news by publishing and sending. material denying Holocaust overseas. lucher was asked by the defense to. travel to Poland div Vision out so that. no maybe that guy wasn't a Nazi maybe he. was like a holocaust denier ER zundell.

so what is the trial spreading false. news so he's just been accused of. spreading false news by publishing and. sending material denying the Holocaust. so he's being tried for that and lucher. was asked by the defense to travel to. Poland to visit alwiz to investigate. whether there had been operating gas. Chambers for executions at the camp so. at first examination uh lucher felt that. using poison gas and a building with the. internal and external design of the. buildings currently on display at the.

site would have caused the death of. everyone in the area outside the. buildings as well as inside the film. shows videotaped footage taken in Poland. of lucher taking samples of bricks in. the buildings to take back to the United. States forensic science labs to. determine whether there was evidence of. poison gas in the material these samples. were not identified as to where they. came from ler states that the. Laboratories reported that there was not. any trace of any poison gas at any time. right I I remember this yeah after his. conclusions were disproven and.

negativity publicity ensued lucher lost. his work as a consultant to American. prisons so his conclusions were. disproven so they must have found gas. look there's a lot of evidence that. those were gas. Chambers that's a that's a crazy thing I. think I remember that this this. documentary because he starts saying. these things he starts it's very similar. to like social media clout he starts. saying these things and everybody starts. to in the Holocaust denial Community. starts like bigging him up and going.

like this is our guy and he gets more. ideological as a result of it yeah and. this is the see he didn't know what the. [ __ ] he was talking about this is what. this is one of the answers says it's all. a question of concentration once the gas. is is released into the atmosphere its. concentration decreases and is no longer. dangerous also hcn dissipates quickly. the execution gas Chambers in US prisons. were also ventilated directly into the. atmosphere so so it just dissipates. furthermore the argument would hold for.

the extermination Chambers it would hold. for the delousing chambers as well and. one would have to conclude that no. delousing Chambers existed. either so it's just he doesn't. understand how it dissipates so there's. probably no Trace because there's no. Trace left you know it's we're talking. about he's doing this 70 years later I. mean whatever was I think that's what. the I I think that's what the. documentary was about was that this guy. got quickly got in over his head the. minute he said one thing they were all.

like we love you and he became this kind. of Figure Head of of movement yeah. exactly yeah people saying that they. know stuff which is sort of the disease. of our time so that's the other doctor. death they can have a duel of. douchebags I think the guy with the. surgeon's going to win he seems more. evil the other guy seems to like ego got. a hold of him or just stupidity the AOL. moros guy yeah I mean there it is a wild. thing out there to think of going under. the under the knife and then waking up. and realizing that you he about this. there was a uh a lab I believe I can't.

remember which hospital where the women. were going in for fertility treatment. and they were not being given oxycotton. they were being given saline and they. would be under General they' be under. general anesthesia so they couldn't stop. it so they were doing basically surgery. but you were paralyzed uh because you're. under General anesthe you feel the pain. so you feel the pain the entire time and. they found out why is because there was. a drug ad. who was in charge of dispensing the the.

oxyon who was just like taking it and. being like that's mine or fentel it was. fentel God oh my God and she was just. like dripping the fentanyl into her bag. and taking it home oh my God yeah. wow oh my. God jeez that's a rough that's a rough. one and then they would come up and they. would say [ __ ] evil people in this. world they would say oh I felt so much. pain and they would go no no you're fine. it's like no no I think I just went. under general surgery with absolutely no. painkiller at all but I was paralyzed oh.

my. go imagine that imagine that well. imagine when they used to do it when you. weren't paralyzed oh they put a piece of. leather in your mouth and just take your. LM off saw your leg off Dances with wolv. style they would give you um eth ethal. alcohol right they would give you booze. they' give you whatever the [ __ ] they. could give you yeah it's not going to. help what do you think the garlic and. the vampire connection is garlic and. vampires yeah where did that one come. from yeah I'm I'm not sure isn't garlic.

a very potent uh antibacterial like. don't they say to take garlic if you. have stomach flu I think that's one of. those uh homeopathic. solutions that people say take garlic if. you're sick but why vampires maybe. vampires are connected to the the idea. of what a vampire is is not knowing what. happens to people when they get sick not. knowing what happens to people when they. get a plague blaming it on someone else. blaming on someone evil blaming it on a.

curse you know blaming it on someone who. came back from the dead and why why does. someone have you know anemia why is. someone losing all their blood you know. you could blame that on a vampire yeah. that's I guess if you were extremely ill. it would seem like but you're still. walking through the world it would seem. like you had been possessed on some. level well I've said that about people. that get addicted to drugs I've met. people and they weren't addicted to. drugs and they got addicted to drugs. it's like oh my God like that person got. bit by a vampire totally yeah I think. about that a lot not the vampire thing.

but about people who and I was on that. road by the way that was going to be my. life but people who decided to get high. instead of do anything else like it's. like my life will just be getting high. and that'll be it yeah well there's. certain ones the ones that get. physically addictive they're terrifying. yeah the the oxies the cocaine like that. kind of [ __ ] where you're physically. drawn to it you need it to get to get. well the heroin people that need it. they're sick and they need it to get. well that is wild Stu does this even.

scarier thing which is that it uh it. lowers the your brain's ability to. create its own um what's the word for. serotonin serotonin and so meth becomes. this like sort of cyclical trap where. you can't actually it's not just that. you want to get high your brain can't. make you happy without it and it takes. like a long time to rewire your brain in. that particular. way wow heroin's the one that everybody. overdoses from and meth is the one that. people kind of go mad from slowly. because their brains get weirdly.

atrophied in that way one of my friends. from the pool hall um was a crack addict. and he would go get crack and then he. would have to come down by drinking 40. ounces okay so he would get so [ __ ] up. I I would he was always trying to I took. him a couple of times to like bad. neighborhoods so he could cop but then. um we'd always have to go to a liquor. store and he would get like a 40 ounce. of what Old English something like that. you a 40 guy well I drank them I'm it's. they're [ __ ] crazy strong like if you.

want to make sure that people never have. any ambition and don't leave which is. probably what they do is exactly what I. would do if I was evil I used to my the. way I would choose what alcohol I would. drink is like if a gangster rapper. wrapped about it I would drink it so Jin. and Juice Old English St Ides that was. my that was my drink of choice say white. uh Micky's was for white boys I I didn't. mess with that say eyes for for the real. brothers in the room and Carlo Rossi. because E40 had a a a song called top of.

the line wine Carlos Rossy and then that. was and then Mad Dog 2020 and Cisco. those were the things that I drank Mad. Dog 2020 is always a popular one sure. yeah for the Youth of tomorrow yeah. those they're [ __ ] strong man and. Johnny used to drink them he used to. down them when he was when he was like. his eyes was all wild he would be. sweating you know but he was also a. genius he was a guy that could do. complex math in his head you could you. could say him you know like just throw a. bunch of numbers 4 you could have a. calculator there 400 divid by 6 - 10 uh.

plus 500 you know Min you could keep. going yeah and he would go 4 62 it's. crazy it was weird you play crack after. that yep that's wild genius pool player. too like one of the best pool players. I've ever seen in my life like. professional level pool player I like. spent my I feel like I spent my youth. with people like that like I got sober. at 15 wow you know that I've been sober. since I was 15 wow wow went to rehab for. the first time when I was 13 holy [ __ ]. and then uh and then got finally got so.

finally got sober at 15 uh in a young. people's meeting asking for help and. everybody in the room was 10 years 5 to. 10 years older than me in a young. people's meeting wow and that was like. the be that was the beginning of my my. kind of Life holy [ __ ] did were you a l. latch key kid oh yeah definitely yeah so. you just got let out and you were just. out on the streets listening to rap. I was a lashy kid and my mother uh. Oakland Public Schools my mom was deaf.

my parent my dad was deaf too and he was. like a like a sort of born- again hidic. Jew like when when my parents split my. dad got like super super religious we. come from we come from crazy I mean like. a hardcore version of it's not like what. you it's like do you see unorthodox no. it's a show on Netflix it it's about a. really hardcore sect that's the sect. that my is a documentary series it's a. no it's a it's a show oh it's a it's a. scripted show about the the sect ofic. Judaism called the satmars and that's. the world that my my family was from my.

stepmother was satar and my my family. came from a a town called new Square New. York do you know anything about that no. new square is really interesting it's. like a village up above Muny which is. already an unbelievably Ultra Orthodox. place but Muny uh is nothing compared to. square square is like the hyp women. don't drive in new Square New York who. this is New York City I got cousins that. have Eastern European accents and they. are third generation Amer which burrow. was this well my family lived mun's in. Upstate New York and my family lived in.

Brooklyn in Seagate uh do you know where. seate is it's like pascone Island at at. the tip of Brooklyn and that was a. sopore neighborhood and kids in that. neighborhood we used to play dodgeball. games where it would be the ultra. Orthodox Kids versus the actually. religious kids like that's how intense. things were like an ultra Orthodox. person that you looked at and went wow. that's a real Jew right there we were. basically the Gentiles of the community. holy [ __ ] it was crazy and I would be 9. months a year in. regular Public School listening to two. short fly back to my dad's house get.

driven to the the Orthodox Barber Shop. the put a yam on me slacks and I would. go cosplay as an extra from Fiddler on. the Roof for 6 weeks a year. wow so that was the pre but before rehab. and that's sort of part I think that's. the reason that I fell into the rehab so. heavily uh into the drug so heavily is. because I was everything about me made. me feel like I am I I I don't fit I. don't fit I'm I'm a hearing person in a. de world I'm a essential a gentile in a. in a Jewish World you know that is so. crazy that you were considered a gentile.

I mean they didn't really consider me. were not as religious effectively might. as well WR with dude there was a there. was a wow there was a local Rabbi when I. was getting close to my bar mitzvah and. he goes uh he noticed he was very nice. and he noticed that I I didn't know. Hebrew these kids spoke and I'm not. kidding these kids spoke Yiddish as a. first language that's why they had the. Eastern European accent right so my. uncle he was first generation American. so he sounds like an American because. the first generation ofer Amer say go. fit in right but then by the time he had. kids they're like feeling their comfort.

in in the United States and they go. don't go fit in go to a seminary where. we learn Yiddish so my cousins sound. like exts from Dr jivago and my uncle. sounds like a New Yorker like it's that. weird so they speak yish as a first. language I would bring an English prayer. book to school and kids would people. would be like staring like it was a. Scarlet Letter like there's something. wrong with me because I had an English. book because you couldn't speak it in. Hebrew I didn't know Hebrew wow so it's. getting towards my mitvah right it's TW. my 12th year or 11th year and I don't. know the alphabet and this Rabbi sees.

that I'm struggling um and my dad was. deaf and so he had this kind of like. bizarre relationship with the community. where he was like one part accepted one. part almost mascot in a way that was a. little insulting but he was loved. whatever the rabbi said give him to me. and I'll teach him Hebrew right this is. like the 90s early late 80s early 90s. you could at that time ask for some. alone time with a child and then be. handed over no questions asked right so. I go to his house and he starts teaching. me the HEB Hebrew the alphabet basic.

Elemental I mean like this is like a. talmudic scholar teaching me the ABCs. right and I I'm struggling I I can't get. it and he goes don't worry don't worry. he goes don't don't don't don't be. embarrassed hold oniy come in come come. and his son comes into the room and he. goes do the English alphabet this is an. American kid he goes do the English. alphabet and the kid goes oh. no uh a a. b g and then he slaps me the rabbi slaps.

me on the back he goes see he is stupid. in English you are stupid in Hebrew. everybody's stupid that's that was the. energy what a sweetheart right that's a. good way to approach it yeah it was like. he was willing to humiliate his Elder. son to teach me to love learning that is. funny though the kid doesn't know the. English alphabet it was I'm sure. eventually he got it but this was like. maybe not maybe not I mean there's. there's communities in this country that. exist generation after generation where. they only speak one language no it's. like they wakanda in Brooklyn that was. like the vibe you know and I was in. multiple wakandas too I was born in like.

the de wakanda where imagine that you're. being born the enemy but I was a I'm a. member of the deaf community and I don't. I think every deaf person would say that. that I I like belong but I also was the. enemy I was the hearing and and so. you're why do they think of the hearing. as the enemy well that is a complicated. question and it's because um there has. been a lot of enforced oppression on the. deaf Community from the from the side. the story of sign language is really. fascinating um 300 years ago there was.

no sign language there was no there was. there was only the kind of sign if you. were born 90% of deaf people are born. into a hearing family right that's just. the way genetics works like most of the. time you don't have deaf family members. and if you were born 350 years ago into. one of those families you just didn't. have language you weren't given the gift. of language which is the thing I mean. think about how much language plays into. your own life Joe like yeah speaking and. think everything you know every thought. process you have is is mashed through.

the filter of language and in that. situation you'd be born into a family. and you had zero language you would have. like a gesturing system that you'd. created with your dad to be able to say. like pass the potatoes and that was it. you couldn't say how you feel you. couldn't say what you wanted to do you. couldn't even think about how you I mean. you could think I don't know I mean I. wasn't I've never experienced that but. language is the thing that unlocks. reason it's the thing that unlocks. culture and people were styed from that. but if you were born lucky enough to. have genetic deafness in your family so.

that you and your sibling were both. users both deaf then the two of you. sitting together could create language a. language of two right you would back and. forth between two siblings create a a. family sign system that would enable the. both of you learning from one another to. create a language and enable you to. reason and think and talk about how you. feel even if it was just with one person. could communicate with the outside world. but at least you could communicate with. yourself and with one other person I. mean the difference between an isolated.

deaf person and a pair of siblings is. the world it's it's it's Freedom it's. everything so one day a French PR priest. walks along along and sees two deaf. sisters signing back and forth to one. another and he goes That's language. prior to that deaf people weren't even. considered to be linguistic they weren't. even considered to be capable of reason. but he goes no I know what that is I'm. looking at language so he goes to the. these sisters his name was the AB de epe. and he says teach me to sign somehow he.

tells them like you know teach me the. gestures to them teach me to sign they. teach him to sign and he his thing was. he wanted them to take the catechism. right that they he wanted them to be. able to go to heaven he realized oh deaf. people have are linguistically capable. but they can't get into heaven unless. they can take the catechism and confess. their faith and take communion right. which right makes sense if there is a. God that God wouldn't allow them into. heaven based on the fact that they. couldn't speak he's like what my hands. are tied here but so you have to say it. so they teach him they teach him and he.

teaches them back French and then he. starts to gather the deaf people from. around the world uh I'm sorry from. around France and he creates the first. school for the deaf right he teaches. them French in sign in sign that's right. whoa cuz French cuz sign language and. spoken language are not the same a lot. of people think that right that like I. speak American Sign Language but people. think oh it's a translation of English. it's not it's his complete own language. right. so oh I did not know that so much so. that the way that he would fund raise.

for this school is he would do like a. traveling like Road show where he would. take his his star pupils around France. and around Europe and they would be at. like an exhibition Hall and a person in. the audience would ask a question he. would say oh Joe do you have a question. for the deaf person and then You' ask. them some French question like you know. what is what degree of suffering can be. born by man or how many creams is too. many creams for a Brie or whatever and. he would take your question sign it to. to his star pupils and they would take a. piece of chalk walk up to the Blackboard. and write the answer in perfect French.

and it people lost their [ __ ] minds. like they couldn't believe it like deaf. people oh my God it like unlocked this. whole conception of the deaf as like uh. they can think they can reason oh they. all they need is language to be free. right so all this whole network of De. schools for the death started to spring. up they would they sprung up in all over. Europe and they would copy the the. teaching methods of the the school for. the deaf and um and and a guy from. America came over right and he saw this.

system and he basically took their star. pupil and one of the things was the deaf. would teach each other so you would. teach them sign and then they would. become educated and then they would. become a professor at this school and he. took like the star Professor laurant. clerk was his name um Thomas gadet was. the name of the American he came over. and he saw laurant Clerk and he said. move to America with me and let's go do. the let's go replicate this in America. so Thomas gall says yes they get on a. boat they sail to America by the time. they landed Thomas gallet new.

rudimentary sign and Laurent clerk who. was like a [ __ ] genius knew uh. basically had been taught English and. they set up the first school for the. deaf in America they figured out English. on a boat he was a Genius Like A Real. Genius Like A like an actual like lucky. enough to have been you know these. circumstances in history where like the. perfect man at the perfect time like. they come here they set up this school. here and they start to create American. Sign Language and they they borrowed. from these different worlds right they. took French sign language as the base. Martha's Vineyard back then had this.

weird genetic anomaly on the island of. Martha's Vineyard this is like before it. was just a place for kennedies to [ __ ]. their Mistresses this was like back when. it was a fishing town a fishing island. there was some weird genetic thing that. had happened where over the course of. hundreds of years one in 25 people on. Martha's Vineyard was deaf whoa and it. was this very bizarre uh kind of like. like almost the equality that deaf. people on Martha's Vineyard felt was. almost the opposite of like what uh. affirmative action is attempting to do. right affirmative action wants to.

correct a historic harm by uh by. changing the playing field this was an. equity of everybody was the same because. everybody on Martha's Vineyard knew uh. either was deaf knew a deaf person or. was related to a deaf person so. everybody hearing and non-hearing signed. on Martha's Vineyard it was a sign. system called uh Martha's Vineyard sign. language they took some of that they. took the Plains Indian sign language p i. s l it's called you know that like. gesture um uh you've seen it in like. movies where the the Native Americans.

will will gesture to each other and you. think they present it as if it's like a. war language so they don't have to make. noise but what it actually was was all. the tribes in uh America spoke different. languages so they created this kind of. uh espiranto of the tribes so that they. could trade they could do trade and that. was called Plaines Indian sign language. and they took all that into like kind of. bullia bay of a French sign language. base Martha's Vineyard Chaser and PLS. Indian sprinkled on top and they created. American Sign Language and then 100. years 200 years later my mother was born.

deaf uh in in Oakland California and she. went to the California school for the. deaf and she absorbed this language my. mother was 133 when she went to the. California School for the Deaf she was. in other uh an oral school system this. is my long-winded way of telling you why. deaf people have such a problem with. hearing. people that language that she learned. she was she was in an oral school system. so almost as soon as the sign language. system came out hearing people looked at. it and go we got to get rid of that the.

one thing that unlocked their freedom. the one thing that unlocked their minds. hearing people saw it and said we have. to take that away from them we have to. make them more like us by doing the sign. they're creating more wakanda they're. creating an insular sort of closed. circuit system of culture right and. they're and weirdly this was at a time. in American history where those closed. circuits of culture were really upon. this they were frowning upon deaf people. signing to each other deaf people.

signing to each other Italians having. their own newspapers Chinese immigrants. like every at that time in American. history the idea of creating like an. immigrant subculture was was really. frowned upon and Alexander granbell. whose parents were deaf like me had a. deaf wife he became the champion of what. was called the oral system um and the. oral system was let's not let's not. allow them to sign let's teach them to. speak let's make make them like us let's. make them talk normally and function. normally let's make them like us but it.

it was a crazy failure BEC and it makes. sense why right like they can't hear the. sounds they can't hear the sounds Oliver. Sax said teaching a deaf person without. sign is like teaching you Japanese from. inside of a soundproof booth by holding. up flashcards in Japanese and like. putting a symbol next to it it was like. kind of doomed to failure and then they. went through this this 200 years re. oppos Darkness there was there was a. trial where all the hearing Educators. decided the deaf people wouldn't sign.

anymore they fired all the deaf. Educators and they pushed them out and. they created this oral system which. really I mean it worked for some people. some people but what it created was you. had to be exceptional in order to be. average in the deaf world you know you. had to be a genius uh in order to get. that oral system to work for you because. your natural mode of communication had. been kind of stamped out and then in. about the the 70s deaf people started to. like kind of rise up and say [ __ ] that. we're signing this is who we are this is.

our native language and when I was born. in 79 that was the that was the world I. was born into and and and so from that. two sisters on a [ __ ] Corner in in a. slum in Paris to that school to gadet to. a boat ride to the Martha's Vineyard to. the California school to for the deaf to. my mother's hands to my hands that was. the way that I acquired language through. was through this crazy historical. journey and that to me is is the reason. that that when I was born into the deaf. Community there was s there was so much.

distrust of the hearing world because. they were like they stole from us the. one thing that gave us freedom that. makes sense wow I did not know any of. that stuff that's. incredible what how does. someone get to be a fake sign language. interpretator and be on stage with Obama. was it Obama oh it's been multiple. people but there's one there was one. recently that happened yeah but Obama. one was bananas cuz this guy was totally. insane and he was standing in front of. Obama just making things up I'll tell.

you how good he I want to see can I see. it the Obama guy how bad the Obama guy. is well I think it's just gibberish I. think he's just the sign language. version of gibberish I my life was going. to appointments with my mother and being. tasked with the job of interpreting for. my mom's medical appointments for myom. it was like a a non-consensual. internship program like I I like her. medical appointments and then I started. to get in trouble and then the the the.

subject of the meeting would be me it. would be like a disciplinary meeting. about me so you would have to explain. what your mom was having a problem with. with you or what the school system or. what the Oakland Police Department what. their problem with me was oh my God and. then you have to do this kind of like. this kind of interpretive dance where. you're you're not re you can't be like. oh we think your son is awesome he's a. cool kid we love him cuz then your mom. my mom's not stupid she'll be like all. right let's see how bad this. guy okay well that's not Obama no that's. not the one this is the guy I remember.

there same guy it's just this was in at. the Nelson Mandela uh. Memorial yeah so check this dude out. this video doesn't have him with Obama. okay just show him by himself with that. other gentleman so what what is he doing. here mosha I I am at a disadvantage Joe. because I this is South Africa and I do. not speak South African sign language. there is a a South African sign language. I I would assume every system you want. to hear something crazy it is so not a.

translation of English that uh my mother. know would have a much harder time. understanding a British sign sign signer. than a French signer whoa so it has. nothing it's divorced from English right. ah this lady okay so I can tell you that. this woman is actually using sign. language this is actual sign language. but she is very bad at sign language is. that what it is yes those are real. letters and I this is completely.

incomprehensible 55 million is what she. just said I don't know what that is. please announcement tonight handcuffs. look she waved her arms around like she. was singing Jingle Bells but that's not. true right if she's doing some sign. language well she's a hustler what. whatever this is but I did dude I've. been to so many appointments with my. mother with my mother where I walk in. and and and it's an emergency room. appointment and I go you can leave just. leave because you aren't qualified to do.

this and this is [ __ ] life or death. for my mother and you're here you. shouldn't have taken this [ __ ] job. you should have known better than to. take this job because this is an. emergency room situation so that's when. I was an interpreter the the. responsibility of that was like massive. to me I I I I felt that so acutely. because I'd lived through it in such a. direct way right I've told I've been an. interpreter when people were told they. were dying. I've been an interpreter when people. were were graduated from graduate school. from like getting their doctorate all.

the I've been an interpreter where. people were in court and it was. literally the the the degree to which I. could sign accurately and Faithfully was. the difference between them going to. prison and not going to prison like I've. done all of that and that that that. weight is like super massive to me and. super imagine yeah and some funny [ __ ]. has happened along the way too I'm sure. like some very strange situations what. how does the deaf Community feel about. people who get like implants and can. hear again so that's a another. complicated question um I think have you.

ever seen the sound in the fury no it's. a [ __ ] beautiful and fantastic. documentary about C implants and the. deaf Community I mean the thing. is Dea the deaf Community had a an an i. and I don't speak for the deaf Community. obviously but I can speak for my own. experience it my mother has a cocar. implant she got one because my mom was. like my mom's like an iconic class and. she's like I'm not going to allow a. taboo in deaf Society to keep me from. experiencing as much of life as I could. possibly experience of course but in.

general especially at the beginning deaf. people hated the idea of a c implant. because they do not feel and I think to. some degree I agree with them that. deafness is a disability they feel that. that um that what it is is it's a it's. it's a culture I mean obviously they. can't hear that's a disability but the. true disability comes from the fact that. communication barrier and so to them. they see the co implant as just another. imperialist now a robotic mechanism to. make them hearing again but wouldn't.

that be counterbalanced by the ability. to absorb art hear mus music yeah how do. they hear it do they hear it the way a. normal person hears it well I can tell. you um in section two of the book my. Rave years what kind of music the deaf. like more than any other in my. experience is definitely slaming techno. because it's a really simple form to be. able to experience and feel uh is is. just that boom boom boom of techno or. house they love they love that one of.

the best pool players in the world is. deaf and he shuts his hearing a off when. he plays I can totally see that because. you're like hyperfocused you're like all. the way in yeah I can completely he. shuts it off and he just doesn't miss I. mean my mother my mother is still deaf. if you met her you would be like there. would be no part of you that was like. this person isn't deaf she sounds deaf. and she she is and she signs but but she. wanted yeah to experience but she can. hear TR so when you're old and your.

brain has set its P neural Pathways to. such a degree that it does not process. sound and never has the clear implant. apparently it's not there's no way to uh. reignite a an atrophied pathway into a. normal hearing system right by the way. the cular implant I think it I don't. know I've never had one obviously it. sounds robotic it it never sounds like. which is why they like techno that's. exactly right I mean it's simple to you.

know it's not like listening to country. roads Oh I thought you meant cuz it it. connects it's like a robot music easy to. follow but I don't even mean people with. cocar implants deaf people in general. they love Raves because yeah it's easy. to follow you can dance to it you don't. have to follow some symphonic kind of. like path or whatever when they're. totally deatha do they feel techno. definitely yeah so where do they feel it. their feet I would say probably their. genitals mostly really no I don't know. their whole body I mean you you've been. to a rave haven't you no you never have.

no I wonder if your genitals really do. feel it if you couldn't hear if Bas is I. can say if Bas is deep enough you can. definitely feel it in your genitals that. is true so you'd be just kind of barely. moving I well when I was a big raver and. I became eventually like a rave promoter. and a DJ I was a DJ at Raves through the. 90s um and an ecstasy dealer but that's. another story I started when I was about. 16 I bought my first set of turntables. in a mixer and I was terrible obviously. like everybody starting out but you. can't play in your headphones DJing. really you have to like have it be. Amplified and I had a very uh uh lucky.

break in having deaf parents because I. would just set everything all the way to. the Max and my mom would be like happily. studying in the other room and I would. just be like train wrecking techno beats. that's hilarious how'd your neighbors. feel about that I didn't have neighbors. I live next door to a um to a terrible. bar so I could have given a [ __ ] oh. that's lucky I grew up next to like a. real white trash kind of like wannabe. gangster bar that was I say the yeah. really rough they'd be like showing off. their like sound system and they're like. cutless Supreme that was the energy.

pissing on my front door and [ __ ] like. that oh my god wow is this a de raver R. I'm telling you I'm not making this. up I don't think that's the real music. but yeah yeah that's this a company. group called de Rave they host Raves for. deaf people well that's what I'm saying. house music and techno music really is. actually music that's made for your body. rather than your mind you know and it's. made to move to and so I think for the. de Community this is like it's it is the.

perfect. form and these guys are all deaf that's. so cool yeah you would definitely feel. the base for sure I mean I don't they. yeah there's there's a headphones you. can get that transduce sound through. your jaw instead of going through your. ear whoa and I but they have to still be. able to understand what that that's. really fascinating what the frequencies. are speaking of weird surgeries when my. grandma rather when my mom got the klar. implant it decimated her balance she has. not been the same since she's she's.

super wobbly cuz they they took out her. inner ear and they put it put in a a. robotic CA instead and her in ear B and. she wanted to get the other one done and. we had to do like a a c implant. intervention we go mom no you're going. to be in a wheelchair if you do that. like don't do that just wrecks your. equilibrium wrecked hers A lot of people. with C implants are are doing fine oh. but she for some reason you know I wish. I mean I love my mom and I who am I to. say that that it wasn't worth it she. says it's worth it to her and it's not. my business she wanted to experience in.

the in the last quar of her life like. the sensation of sound and I think like. I get that when you've never experienced. something like why you wouldn't walk. through that door to me I wish she'd. never gotten it because now she's like. this wobbly older lady and it like. scares the [ __ ] out of me is there a way. to correct it the wobbly thing no they. take it out I mean they once they do it. that's it there's they literally remove. they literally remove your ca and put. put a robot CIA in instead so there's no. no it's it's irreversible she can't do. an MRI either oh boy that sucks she.

can't like do a lot of things cuz it. like a piece of Machinery will clunk out. of her brain rip out of her [ __ ] head. right but yeah I think that people de. the deaf Community is link bro I wonder. how that would work with de people I'm. sure with oh the new product is called. telepathy let a person control a phone. or computer just by. thinking well I heard about what if you. think in ASL then you know you're not. thinking in English I thought the first. ones were going to be for people that. were. injured oh to get them out of.

like that is someone but if you were. injured and like Stephen Hawkings right. you know that would have been perfect. for him right but what would it do you. would be able to do everything on a. computer it would no longer be robot. voice right you could type you could you. could do everything right you could it. says that you could talk faster he said. that you could talk faster than an. auctioneer. with neur link yeah with neuralink. that's interesting how fast can you say. get me to Epstein's Island how quickly.

get. me it took him one minute to write each. word is that true yeah and there was a. allegations towards the end of his life. he married his nurse his story is crazy. because I have a bid on him and I've. been researching him over the last few. weeks his story is nuts he um was most. people that have that disease Lou. Garrick's disease they within 2 years he. lived like 55 years right and by the end. of his life all he could do was move his.

cheek muscles that was all that moved so. he could move his cheek muscles and he. would use the cheek muscle would control. a cursor and he would select letters on. a screen can is there any reason why he. survived or is it just fullon luck of. the draw probably luck of the draw I. mean access to Great medicine I mean. he's right where there's a I kind of. feel like something scientist there's. some part of me that believes like until. the fepc story broke that it was like a. gift from the universe the thing about.

the fepc island thing is there were a. lot of scientists that got lured onto. that island and imagine if you're a. scientist let's say you're a physicist. and someone contacts you contacts you. and his mosha would you like to go meet. this guy that guy and that guy on a. retreat you're like oh these guys are. super legit this must be legit right you. know you're over there studying the. cosmos how much time are you googling. Jeffrey Epstein that's why I always hate. these things and in the beginning no one. really had reason to believe that he was. doing anything wrong with all until he. got arrested that's why I always hate.

these things where they go you took a. picture with so and so therefore you're. it's like what does that have to I don't. you take a picture with a thousand. people a day like what is I I have no. I'm not Googling everybody I do a. picture with right especially if you. just meet someone at a show or something. like that it's insane but also you know. with these people these scientists like. the that's a really sneaky trick to get. a bunch of prominent people together and. then invite you to be with those. prominent people right right and it's a. good intelligence operation move I mean. if I was an intelligence operative.

that's how I would compromise people oh. you think there's a part of you that. thinks maybe they were lured there not. just uh duplicitously but in order to. take them down 100% not to take them. down to have their influence I see to. triangulate them into into I you can. you'll do what I want you to do kind of. a thing yes yes you you will support. Israel no matter what you will do this. you will do that you will you know the. CI will tell you to do something you do. it you know if you are a person that has. an enormous amount of influence in a.

field of science that's a very valuable. person to have on your hand if you ever. have something where someone has to. speak to the general public right you. get this expert this expert has a an. opinion that's very different than some. other people's opinions and they say. well then they promote that opinion this. the person you could you could do a lot. of things especially if you have a lot. of them right right so Islands an. Island's worth yeah and then you also. keep them from criticizing you you keep. them from talking about it you you know.

you essentially muzzled them to this. very complex sort of scheme that was. running where they were compromising all. that's what you thinken Island was 100%. it wasn't like a play hedonistic. playground it was actually like a he's. an intelligence agency agent most likely. most likely well galain Maxwell her. father was an intelligence operative you. know and he was the one who apparently. trained Epstein supposedly you know the. whole thing is very convoluted because. it's very difficult the story is filled.

with very wealthy powerful people who. have done a fantastic job of keeping. themselves from getting arrested it's. pretty wild like how this has been out. in the open just the murder of Epstein. which seems to be a murder doesn't seem. to be a hanging you ever got upset you. weren't invited no pretty happy you. might have gone I would have gone if I. didn't know you got an email dude we got. an island it's really fun especially. preg Google oh yeah preg Google you're. like hey do you want to go out with hang. out with Stephen Hawkings on an island. you're like holy [ __ ] but I did used to.

think yeah back to the Hawking thing. that I don't know like the universe gave. him to us in this weird way like here's. this Mega brilliant genius I'm not like. a big deist in that way but I think what. are the odds that the smartest man ever. to get L garri got to live long enough. to give over the full bulk of his genius. there's something very beautiful and. interesting about that to me well yeah. that that's a good point that that guy. who had so much to give lived so long. with a disease that kills so quickly. yeah yeah I mean um he was uh apparently.

he was paralyzed he couldn't move but he. could feel uhhuh so that's why he liked. girls yeah and you know there's a crazy. article and I forget what mag variety. maybe no I forget the I forget the. magazine but they were uh talking about. he was like a frequent visitor to strip. clubs he' go to like swingers places. imagine being the the stripper when. Hawking comes in she probably didn't. know who he is you. know that's that's possibly not true.

[ __ ] up old guy if you're 22 years old. and your stage name is Lexis what are. the odds that you know who Stephen. Hawking is you know I he's pretty famous. pretty famous guy pretty famous for. people that care about those things yeah. I think Lexus cared maybe I think you're. perhaps cut Lex cut Lex some slack maybe. maybe Le Lexus is just you know danc. that's right there's those that's real I. think um the the the Hawkings thing is a. strange story but it's all the whole.

island thing it's a strange story it's a. strange story it's a story that is one. of those things where you're go like. this sounds like the plot of a movie how. could this really be how they did it you. know yeah I yeah that movie will come. out who play that's a good. question I got a pitch Alec Baldwin yeah. Baldwin be good big. a little stink on him right now well. there's a little stink on too yeah but I.

mean maybe too much for him to get the. part sure um You' want someone to who. would do it oh Bradley Cooper he could. do it oh BC he's a he's a good guy. assuming characters great two great. Jewish Heroes he goes from Maestro to. ep's. Island well he played uh he's played a. lot of people um who else would be good. at Christian Bale he could do anything. Christian Bale is the best of us have. you seen poor things no I haven't Emma.

Stone is the best actor in the world I'm. I'm on record now wow poor things was. great than Daniel de Lewis well ddl is. um he is retired is he he's still. retired he I think so I feel like he's. about to come out you think he's about. to drop a new mix he's ready get back in. there not that is a pay-per-view that I. would pay for Daniel D Lewis versus. Floyd Mayweather I bet if you gave. Daniel De le was long enough he'd learn. how to he was really good in a movie. called The Boxer it was about an IRA guy.

who got out of jail and he looked like a. re real legitimate boxer he trained for. an entire year in a boxing gym it's all. he did before he you know before they. filmed so he went to a boxing gym and he. essentially was there every day you know. he had to be called Mr President on set. of Lincoln including to like a the. security guard there was like some older. security guard that like just had got. hired that day yeah he was all in he was. all but. those kind of people are so insufferable. and then you look at their performance. you go I don't know I guess it's worth. it like it's I think it's got to be.

worth it I would not want to be around. him during the There Will Be Blood movie. no definitely not [ __ ] that I just saw. in the name of the father again have you. seen that it's one of his earlier movies. it's like an IRA story about yes I did. yes I did such a good [ __ ] movie he's. so good he's got no Duds is that true I. don't know of any Duds yeah I guess. you're right I don't think he's got any. Duds oh that's such a good movie I love. this movie Last of the micans was great. too he was great he's great in. everything he decided to start making.

shoes is that true yeah he became a. cobbler he went too deep into the. Phantom thread he just decided that's. what he feels like doing right now I. think it's time for me to reveal. something to you Joe official statement. Dan Daniel de Lewis will no longer be. working as an actor he is immensely. grateful to all his collaborators and. audiences over the many years this is a. private decision and neither he nor his. Representatives will make any further. comment on the subject why be so. mysterious and also what is this office. building that photosho I think someone. made this account on Instagram and just.

put this up ddl I don't imagine that's. by. him yeah I would not imagine that he has. an Instagram so yeah those boots you. liked so much Joe those are ddls ni. that's right ddl I was going to get us. to this conversational point at some. point today that would be a you know a. dope brand like if Daniel de Lewis. started like actually selling things I. would buy. you'd be the coolest guy in the [ __ ]. room absolutely but yeah Emma Stone. import things I'm she's the new one is.

he still a. cobbler does he sell shoes or does he. just make them he might be one of those. dudes that just make shoes you want to. hear a crazy cobbler. uh port to the conversation we were. talking about earlier 20 years ago yeah. after the boxer he secretly made off. secretly made shoes 96 to 97 okay my. mother my my mother learned language. because of a. cobbler so wow my my Grandma had her in. an oral school and she was failing and.

she was isolated and had no friends and. my mother my grandma went to get her. shoes fixed at this cobbler and he. happened to be deaf randomly and my. grandma was like you know talking to. passing notes back and forth with him. and he said that he'd never learned sign. language and and that he didn't have any. friends and that he didn't he didn't. have any access to the world and he was. just this like lonely cobbler and that. was the day my mom my my grandma pulled. her out of an oral school and sent her. to the school for the deaf to learn sign. language all because of a cobbler wow.

that's awesome yeah it's a wild one do. you believe in synchronicities like that. these things happen on purpose that. there's something some sort of a destiny. to life I can tell you that um I've been. thinking about Destiny a lot she was the. other stripper at the strip club looking. at Stephen Hawking no I've been thinking. about Destiny a lot because of this book. because you know these are worlds all of. these worlds that I write about in this. book like deafness and hidic Judaism and. AA and Raves and burning man and uh and. stand up they they don't go together.

except through like my body like through. me I'm I'm the connective tissue and. having written this book like now I'm I. guess I'm in my middle in middle age or. something like that you're lucky if I'm. lucky yes amen may I may I be so lucky. I'm looking back and going like this. whole thing was a path and there is no. way to see Destiny I don't believe in. destiny looking forward I believe in. looking back like everywhere you land uh. is Destiny in this weird way because it. never could have been anything else I.

have all these and I'm sure you do too. these portals in my life you could have. been a pool Hustler only you you could. have been a and you could have gone to. the pool Hustler thing and then gotten. shot and been died at 25 or like there's. all these Multiverse possibilities of. the mosha that wasn't and the mosha that. was was always headed in this direction. like I I like think about standup the. only reason I started standup is because. I was in Israel uh doing a semester. abroad and it was in the the second. inata and it got U shut down and I got I.

just decided randomly to go to New York. and uh and I happened to have a friend. who I'd kept in touch with who was doing. standup and she brought me to a show. that night and I I saw Patrice and Sarah. Silverman uh and I I never even thought. standup in my life I like never it I. mean I'd seen like Delirious or like I. watched Janine's uh special and it but I. didn't care stand up wasn't part of my. thing but saw them doing their thing and. I was like I couldn't believe it like I. I'd been writing like long form. monologues and like wanting to be an.

actor I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted to write plays maybe I wanted. to be a historian I just didn't know and. then I saw them how old were you I was. 21 and I. go first of all Patrice was making fun. of Michael J fox and it was like the. week that his Parkinson's had been and I. was like I like couldn't believe it felt. uh illegal you know what I mean like I. was just like this how can this be you. know and and then Sarah went on and she. was transgressive in this way that was.

like anyway I go wow that's crazy and. then the next night my friend was doing. a set and I went and saw her and she was. funny I go what the hell she's a human. being like these are gods that I just. saw last night you know but this is a. person she's like me so I said to her. when you come to the Bay I'll write 5. minutes of material take me to an open. mic I go to the open mic I do the open. mic it goes pretty well and then I just. like my destiny was like set I like now. here I am it's 20 years later I just. wrote my second book I'm talking to you. I got a wife at home who's a comic who I. met in comedy clubs I have a child at.

home that's a result of the the. connection that the two of us have I. can't even look back and think about the. other lives it could have been cuz it's. like that to me is Destiny is looking. back and going I was like I don't know. how I don't know how Raves to Burning. Man to deafness to hidic Judaism to AA. to stand up LED here but it was always. leading here this is where I was going. do you believe in the multi ierse do you. believe that there's infinite numbers of. you living in different directions and. infinite possibilities that Happ because.

that's what if the people that believe. that we live in one channel of. essentially what's an infinite radio. dial yeah that that that's why you can. only exist in the moment really because. it's only one thing going yeah it's only. one thing going and it can go any way. and if there's an inite number of you. out there which it likely the way the. universe is if you if you talk to people.

that actually understand the scope of. infinity they will tell you that not. only do humans exist but you exist and. not only do you exist but you exist in. the form where you have done everything. that you have done on this Earth You. mosha the guy I'm talking to right now. there's an infinite number of you doing. the same thing that have done that. exactly every pause that you've made and. then there's an infinite number of ones.

who made different choices and is an. infinite number of different choices. that they have made at every single. moment of every single step of their. life that's how big Infinity is what is. the I guess there is no purpose in that. there it's like it's I don't know there. still might be a purpose right there's. still there's definitely a purpose to. the people that exist in the moment that. exist in this time that we're we're. sharing so if that is real and it is. felt by all of us life is amazing and.

when it is and it's terrible when it's. not you know there's there's definitely. it's there's a meaning to it it's what. does that do and what what are these. moments and what is what is the the. powerful emotion of love and the way. people feel when they hear great music. and all the good things that human. beings are capable of and all the things. that human beings do what what is that. doing like what it's it's expressing. energy it's expressing the universe in.

some weird way has taken this. multi-celled being and allowed it to. change the surface of the planet and. experiment with video where it flies. through space and hits another person's. device on the other side of the planet. instantaneously what we've done is. [ __ ] bizarre and I can't think that. there's not a mean meaning to it cuz. there's a meaning to us while it's. happening well if you believe that story. that I not that I'm saying that story.

was the most magical story it's my. magical story and everybody has their. own little version of magical story if. you're lucky it's magical right right. and that's not to Discount people's. tragedy that that they go through too. and some of my by the way some of my. path was was paved with tragedy and and. and that's to me the history of the of. the Jews is like this sort of triumphant. story that's like pockmarked with insane. tragedy all the time and then you just. keep going and keep surviving like if. you believe in destiny like I was headed. here because a force brought me here. that's magical and if you believe in.

Randomness like there was no meaning. there was no uh this was truly a pinball. ping from wall to wall that's as just as. magical to me all pretty magical. existence is magical I've always said. that if if life itself as you live it. right now was a psychedelic drug you. would take it and be like what the [ __ ]. is this well even to exist at all. scientifically is so infantes like. unlikely unlikely we the perfect amount. of distance from the Sun to have an.

ozone layer and an atmosphere and then. you're a human that you got to Incarnate. in in the human version where you're not. just like a sustenance like you know the. pig that you shot you could have been. the pig that you shot that the the the. the the funky Pig like that is such a. rare it feels so common if you don't pay. attention to the beauty in your life it. can feel so common and banale and life. is boring and meaningless and if you. turn around if I turn around and like. look at the kind of magic of this.

existence in this Incarnation like I and. that's why I love life so much like. that's to to me like the the the the. book is about my my desire to like I. want when I die I want to squeeze the. last drop of the towel that was life I. want the last little drip of water that. was in there I want to drink it all I. want to live like my religion is fun. it's not Judaism it's fun it's. experiences it's like love and the Comm. connection talking to you going on stage.

writing a book having a family like I. feel super overpaid and lucky and. because a lot of my friends that I grew. up with are dead and like I just and I. could have been me too sure could have. been all of us there's a lot of. decisions you could have made that have. not gotten you to this point right now. yeah me and Pete Holmes were talking. about it he was calling it uh spiritual. Plinko like it just could have LED in a. different direction and you'd be a. different guy you go on a car ride one. day you're in an accident you go on a. car ride the other day you win the Nobel.

Prize yeah you you tie your shoes before. you leave the house and you avoid an. accident or you tie your shoes and you. get into an accident yeah so I think. yeah that is what you're talking about. living in the moment because there's so. many possibilities that if you believe. it one way are happening or could happen. to you then fear is I mean I live in. fear sometimes and it's like this is so. pointless cuz the thing it's the thing. with my daughter the thing you're. protecting her against you're not. protecting against the actual thing that. will harm her and vice versa well that's. the thing about anxiety right it's. preparing for something that hasn't. happened right that's what freaks people.

out I think a lot of time it affects. very smart people too because they take. into account all the possible scenarios. that could take place all the. variables I always would tell people. when I was teaching when I was teaching. martial arts when I'd have people. compete I'd take them to tournaments I'd. be like the reason why you're so nervous. is because you're smart uh the last. thing you want to be is not nervous. right now because nerves are going to. save you it's a terrible feeling but. you're going to get over it but that. those nerves exist cuz you're aware of.

the the variables you're aware of the. possibilities you're aware of the danger. of it all a delusional stupid person. who's just confident they can win right. they it's possible they can still win. and they can have no nerves at all and. they can go in there they can kick. everybody's ass but you're better better. off being aware of what this is you're. better you your your senses will be. heightened as long as you're not. overwhelmed by fear you're saying fear. is beneficial in that way 100% Cato who. trained Mike Tyson used to say fear is. like a fire you can cook with it or you.

can burn your house down oh that's great. you have to be able to control it yeah. yeah totally I mean the thing that. happens is when people become worshipful. of their fear and it takes away their. ability to go out and experience life. they're so afraid of the disastrous uh. possibilities of life that they forget. to live a life yes and I I will say I'm. not free of fear at all I feel it all. the time you're a human being it's. impossible to not be also you live in. LA and you got a [ __ ] for a. dog it's not it's possible it's a [ __ ].

it's also possible to betray me because. it's a German shepherd and it's like I. wasn't trained to protect Jews oh oo. good point okay I got you yes good point. like no he's a sweetheart George Foreman. had a German shepherd and when he he had. a German shepherd and he brought it to. uh Africa when he's fighting Muhammad. Ali they were very distrustful of him. because of the dog because he had a dog. that would they used to sick on black. people wow so when he was bringing this. dog this guy was bringing a dog that. they recognized as the enemy there's a.

lot of people that were very distrustful. of him oh that's really interesting yeah. I should he should have brought my dog. so that helped Ali if he brought my dog. it would have created unity in South. Africa they still wouldn't have trusted. it it's the breed yeah yeah that thing's. sweet I love him they didn't have those. breeds back then though they only had. one kind of German Shepherd you ever see. what German Shepherds look like over the. years because they're trying to make. them for show dogs their hips have. dropped right and they look different if. you go to like a German Shepherd from. like 1930 and then look at a German.

Shepherd from 2023 it it's a different. animal sloping you know that um bulldogs. can't true Bulldogs like MCA or whatever. Jamie's dog can't [ __ ] they they can't. and they they only give birth they only. give cesarian birth yeah I think Jaime's. dog can't breed normally you got to use. the turkey baster but neither can. Marshall I haven't tried Marshall can if. I let him yeah the problem is you won't. let him was always he's going to want he. texted me on the way here he said talk. to Joe see if I get I would definitely. find a good lady that uh and would have.

to have homes for all the puppies but. you know it's the thing about dogs like. you're you're not saying I want my dog. to have sex you're saying I want my dog. to procreate right right right that's a. different thing yeah yeah that they. can't right they don't do it for I think. about that a lot too that human beings. by the way I think human this is a great. and lucky Incarnation to be a human. but it's are we have wared Evolution to. suche like we be stuff we can't have SE.

sex is so simple for every other animal. it's just like I get in there boom I got. a baby and we're over here going like. I'm ashamed covered in cloth which is. just a bizarre invention right what a. bizarre thing we've done to our bodies. where we can no longer exist in the. atmosphere even if it's warm people were. clo like it's become a a thing where. you're shielding your genitals from the. other people because they represent your. sex well also though I have heard that.

when people when when uncontacted tribes. really um like um old school you know. sustenance living sort of Iron Age level. tribes come out of isolation and decide. to join the world a big part what they. want is clothes I think it might be. really cold out there just in life oh. yeah with no clothes well it definitely. is sometimes times it's not perfect all. the time but I think that's why we used. to be hairy right I still have some of. that it doesn't seem to help I mean.

there's some [ __ ] dudes in Russia. there's some Russian wrestlers that look. like they look like a human lived. 200,000 years ago look like they're. [ __ ] covered in hair like everything. all the way their neck all the way. through their back their chest their. arms full thick hair yeah it's like. that's probably what we were like you. ever seen like a real heavy hairy. Russian wrestler sure I mean look at. this dude oh yeah that's my guy right. there I mean this is a man that exists. right now but he doesn't look like he. would stay warm in the winter no no no.

because it used to be a lot thicker yeah. but I think that was slowly over time. when we chose to wear clothes we. invented clothes and chose to wear. clothes I think slowly over time people. lost all their body hair but I think at. one point in time when you see these. really F go to that other picture of. them where you see his back and. everything that one that one perfect. perfect that one that's a [ __ ]. different kind of hair than the average. person has that dude has long hair on. his shoulders do you think you you you. think that like if you have more hair.

your your older. school probably like your genetics are. older schol probably why they're so good. at wrestling too they're strong as [ __ ]. this that whole thing that we have all. we all have some a little bit of. Neanderthal DNA yeah I have a [ __ ] ton. do you yeah um yeah look at how [ __ ]. hairy these dudes are I think this is. just the 2023 version I bet if you could. go back back 200,000 years ago people. were just covered in hair I mean and. that's what they think about like. ancient homans it's not like one day.

they weren't hairy you think I might be. like quite a man little manly there. thank you how's the back back is clean. dude I don't know how I don't know why. it's a blessing I'm telling you this. life is magical I got to hairry back do. you really yeah you don't are you a. shaver I I get my wife to shave my back. really yeah can you imagine what would. happen if I asked Natasha to shave my. back it would be a problem it would be a. no I could tell you. that she would do with those gloves the. ones that go all the way up to the elbow. and she'd be complaining the entire it.

would be hilarious it would be hilarious. she should probably film that she would. never I cannot even I love this image. though elbow length glove she's got a. customade razor with golden pearls on it. face. shield shaving oh co. [Laughter]. Shield yeah I get hairy as do I yeah I. get itchy though too when I get too much. hair it pulls up in between my tits and. I get itchy do you shave your arms no.

not most of the time not but I have I. have a few times it makes my tattoos. look better I mean you don't look very. hairy from here yeah they hair you can. see it get close this CU there all the. tattoos I my hair stop I swear to God my. hair stops here it's like I have a. reverse farmer tan interesting well. maybe your people for the longest time. wore short sleeves that could be true. probably what it was you really think. that yeah yeah I think that's why people. have hairy uh forearms for the most part. but they don't usually have hay.

shoulders uhhuh I think that's where it. comes from evolutionarily I think the. whole thing comes from clothes I think. our our whole adaptation to uh Mo I mean. if you look at it like I would imagine. Urban people like if collectively people. who lived in urban environments for. longer periods of time probably have. less body hair than you know if you. follow their genetics than people who. live in like very cold rural climates. like [ __ ] Canadian men that live in. like Alberta they're probably hairier.

dudes it's weird that with what you're. talking about you're kind of talking in. a in a strange way it reminds me of like. original sin too it's like straight up. biblical right we've lost our abilities. the prim the first big event that occurs. is something goes wrong and people and. the human becomes aware of its nakedness. it's not what it's what you're talking. about not what I'm it's not about. what I do in answer to a question you. hours AG are all of these rules.

connected to a functional nearly. scientific corollary right like osis or. whatever I do believe that on some level. every bit of biblical information every. bit of religious information it has some. sort of allegorical and metaphorical. connection to our past like what does it. mean that Adam and Eve saw that their. nakedness and realize they were naked. and decided to cover up it speaks to. like a historical truth definitely I. don't think Adam and Eve saw their.

nakedness and we're ashamed but. something occurred where we realized we. are naked in the world and we must cover. we must cover because people can't look. at what we're doing what just makes. sense that once they started wearing. clothes seeing people without clothes. would be just a shocking thing I can. tell you an exact uh corollary for that. in my personal life when I go to. burningman this was last year was my. 24th time at burningman 96 and you're. Stone Cold Sober how dare Stone the. whole time how dare you I'm the guy I'm. the designated driver um when I get.

there uh I a lot of nudity less so every. year as things get a little bit more. sanitary there but over the years lots. of nudity was one of the primary. characteristics women running around. naked everybody naked um I will be like. zero titilation like nothing about it is. like H oh mama look at that hot naked. lady Zer it becomes normal then I get. back to the stage a low cut dress I'm. like wa look at that over there oh the. little cleavage like your mind can. adjust based on your circumstances like.

it's erotic it's like there's zero. erotic charge after a week at Burning. Man to see a naked woman running by. fully naked well isn't that why lingerie. exist cuz the whole Thrill is like. taking it off I don't The Thrill Is that. it's very sheer and there's very little. of it like oo look at that I feel that. lingerie is a con and that I've never. met a man that likes it interesting do. you love it get to that. hum appear relatively hairless compared. to our other ape relatives but the. density of the hair follicles in our. skin is actually the same as would be.

expected of an abar size whoa the fine. hairs that cover our bodies which have. replaced the thicker ones seen on our. close relatives are thought to be an. evolutionary leftover from our hair. ancestors yeah there it is makes sense. oh new SC wow now scientists find these. fine hairs are useful after all with. people with more of them are better at. detecting bed bugs more fine hairs means. you're better at detecting bed bugs you. probably feel them more um female.

ancestors preferred a bug-free mate and. so opted for hairier guys whoa oh that's. really interesting how weird I've had. crabs you ever have that no I have not. I've dodged that bullet the researchers. found that body hair significantly. enhanced how well people detected the. bed bugs which participants noticing the. bugs on the hairy arm quicker than they. did when tested on the hairless arm. interesting the hair is serving as. motion detectors whoa the hair also.

prolonged how long it took the parasites. to find places to feed presumably. because they hindered movement. interesting so wait it's better to have. hair or Worse yeah follicles better to. have follicles to better have some hairs. when I got crabs I was living with my. mother oh [ __ ] and how old were you I. was probably 18 17 something like that. and they tell you at the clinic they say. anybody that lives with you you got to. give them this insecticide too oh no she. had a signed to your mom that you got.

crabs holy [ __ ] and she had to slather. herself in insecticide and sleep. overnight with it how mad was she at you. I'm lucky in that my mom is probably the. most sexually open-minded woman in the. universe and she was not mad at all she. was she thought I think she thought it. was funny oh that's cool yeah my mom. what a great mom very chill about things. like that there was a time once probably. happy you were getting some that no. really she used to sit my brother and I. down on Tuesday nights and read to us. from a book called boys and sex and she.

was just like o open when she found porn. when I hit puberty and she found porn. she um took the porn and rather than. yell at me she brought me to like a a. lesbian like a a vibrator a feminist. vibrator shop and she said you can pick. any of the lesbian text-based erotica. that you want she wanted to make sure if. I was looking at porn it would have like. 90 pages of Pros poetry before we got to. the good stuff that's the kind of woman. my mother was she didn't is she didn't. care at all very open-minded that's.

lucky especially in the crab situation. well definitely in that situation the. the whole idea of VD killing people is. so strange but like that's a lot of the. ways people died back in the day was. syphilis right syphilis untreat well you. couldn't treat it right it this was pre. nothing they can do before antibiotics. and penicillin and all that [ __ ] yeah. what [ __ ] did they do I mean that's. literally your your skin rotted out I've. never had any of those I've only had. I've only had the bugs I don't think. people get it anymore if they do get it.

they can cure it now is that true no. people must still get yeah yeah yeah. yeah you can get it but I think they can. cure it now it won't kill you no I think. they just give you penicillin I believe. do you know that rabies not to change. the subject it will kill 100% of people. that display symptoms like everybody. it's crazy yeah if you get bit by. something with rabies you have to take. painful shots I think they go into your. stomach I think it's a large needle that. goes into your stomach and I think you. have to do it multiple times and I think. if you don't do it within a certain. period of time you're done there was a.

crazy story about the the first woman. person who ever survived uh symptomatic. rabies that I heard on I think Radio Lab. um that basically she started displaying. all these symptoms and like fear of. Water Rage all that kind of stuff and. that's fatal 100% of the time but this. anyway they her parents took her to the. doctor and they go um this really made. me laugh it's tragic but it made me. laugh that the doctor's like is anything. unusual happened any that you think. could have maybe um brought this about.

and they're like no nothing we can think. of nothing not bitten by a dog or a bat. they go oh no yeah she was bitten by a. bat is that what you're talking about. yeah she was bit by a bat she was at. church and a bat flew under her nose and. bitter I was like yeah I think that that. might have been the inflection point but. anyway they put her into a coma um into. because something weird about rabies. apparently like your body it's kind of. what we're talking about with human. evolution your body can beat it but it. it I'm not going to articulate this well. your body can moves to beat it but it. moves at just below the speed of the.

virus uh the virus moves faster than. your body's um ability to beat it if you. weren't if the virus was slower then. your body would cure it but it it like. it it goes faster and so they put this. girl into an imposed coma and slow down. somehow in ways I don't understand slow. down her her system in such a way that. the that the the rabies went a little. bit more dormant and then her body was. able to supersede the speed of the virus. and they still do that do they well now.

they do it regularly now but it doesn't. work uh it's not like a universal cure I. guess the Milwaukee protocol recommends. inducing therapeutic coma by ketamine. and back to the r there it is molum. during rabies participants the first. week of ICU admittance so yeah it's like. it's a system now it doesn't work like. well but it works a lot better the. ability of the natural host immune. response to clear the rabies virus if. the patient is supported through the. intense uh exit toxic exot toxic phase.

is the basic premise of this strategy so. that makes sense too because You' be. able to hydrate them because one of the. things that happens to people they they. no longer can drink any water fear of. water isn't that they just start. throwing it up as soon as it gets in. their mouth they said in that in that um. that podcast that that rabies presents. this in the way that a an ancient and by. ancient like million year old disease. present it doesn't feel similar to the. more modern diseases and pathology uh. pathogens that we have in our systems.

now that the way it presents is like. it's like an ancient killer O It's Like. a Ghost of our past it's crazy how. common it is in the animal kingdom too. right and it's really wild that it gets. animals to bite you to give it to you. too how feels evil right it doesn't just. feel like like a sickness like a vampire. yeah right mes man yeah first reported. fatality due to rabies in the United. States despite receiving appropriate. postexposure prophylaxis according to a. recent article published in clinical.

infectious oh he's 84 84 year- old man. had died in 2021 about 6 months after. waking up in the morning while a rabid. bat was biting on his right hand W now. this is what we should be afraid of bats. this is the scary think about it it is. rabies right because it is vampires cuz. vampire bat right and they're scared of. water it all seems like animals people. used to use garlic to keep bats away is. that. it's not 100% effective but that's. medieval time the vampire thing probably. rabies how do we solve this we did it we.

did it dude dude rabies by the way uh is. like the fact that it K that article. said what it it killed the guy who took. the appropriate yeah but he was old if. that happened we're [ __ ] you ever you. know about the Tasmanian devil mhm yeah. that it's they're all dying of a. contagious face cancer yeah it's like. it's like a VD right is is that what it. is it's a cancer though imagine cancer. goes contagious that's the scariest. thing I've ever heard in my life the. fact that it can exist in one animal. means it could exist in all of them very.

very scary what is it from okay. Tasmanian devils are affected by two. independent transmissible cancers known. as the devil facial tumor and the devil. facial tum facial tumor too both cancers. are spread by biting and cause the. appearance of tumors in the face or. inside the mouth of affected Tasmanian. devils so that's not this a sexually. transmitted dise speaking of a disease. feeling mean like what you're were. saying with rabies the reason that they. oh why the reason that they transmit it. so much they have the cancer in their in. their thing and they've got a behavioral.

tick where the way that they I think. fight is to like mash their faces. together so they they have the. Confluence of the disease that that can. spread that way and the behavioral tick. that allows it to spread these viruses. are just like us they want out they want. to live they want to survive you know. and they will somehow weirdly find a way. to to spread themselves well that's why. variants are so strange like the the. virus will find out that you have some. immunity to some certain aspect of it.

and so they just slightly change so it. sneaks past your immune system I had a. weird very Cosmic Theory um uh about the. the pandemic and Co I I know that you. don't cotton with conspiracy theories. about Co but I do um no I'm joking um. the that I this is more uh sort of. metaphysical though mhm when we were. raised our like I remember being told to. wash my hands like all the time right.

but I don't really feel like I told my. kids that like it wasn't like it used to. be like almost religious like wash wash. wash wash and then by the time I had my. kid I told her to wash her hands but it. wasn't like you must and then all of a. sudden a new pathogen came into the. human genome and it was like I mean. obviously I don't think that washing. hands is that big of a deal with Co but. I had this thought what if viruses. go like dormant until we kind of for. because the reason this is my big weird. Theory the reason that we were told wash.

wash wash is residual Trauma from. Spanish Flu this is my theory here right. it's like it's like your grandparents. Liv through that and then they embedded. it in your parents like wash your hands. it's super important and then it got to. you and then it started to fade away a. little bit and then all of a sudden you. have a new pathogen I was like what if. these viruses have a little like a weird. sort of animal consciousness of like. okay they've forgotten about the washing. hands thing let's let's pop up into the. human population anyway I know it's a. little kooky yeah that vir that I don't. think that's it the the Spanish Flu.

one's weird because you know people. didn't really die from the Spanish Flu. they died of other diseases that they. got while they had the Spanish Flu like. what did they die of they died of. uh. menitis and S there was a bunch of. different things that people died from. all of which would be cured by. antibiotics today do you know how it got. the name Spanish Flu this is an. interesting story I do but I forgot. basically that it wasn't Spanish it came. in started in America but we were in the.

midst of World War I and so every. country was in this like media embargo. to not say oh God there's a new disease. in America because it would have made. our army look weak and and right and. every other country didn't want to admit. it either but Spain was either not. involved in the war or didn't have that. embargo somehow they reported the. disease and so they so for the rest of. time in Spanish Flu wow another weird. thing I found out the flu that you get. today is is the Spanish flu it's the. variant that that sprung off from the. Spanish Flu like weakened and weakened.

and weakened an infinite amount of times. but the thing that we get that we call. flu is just the the cousin of the. Spanish Flu wow and the reason why it's. weak is because it serves the virus. better to not kill you exactly because. it could spread to more people what a. weird [ __ ] thing it's wild it's. almost like they I I don't mean. literally with my cook kakami theory. that it was Consciousness let's go back. I mean more like that like like that. it'll weaken in order to be effective. which is the fact that it can do that. that it adjusts and changes that's.

what's really scary like a lot of people. are scared of this disease called CWD. right now CWD is called chronic wasting. disease and it's affected a lot of deer. and uh there's deer all over the country. that have this chronic wasting disease. and it hasn't jumped to humans I think. it has jumped to some mice I think. there's in some parts of the country. they've tested mice and they tested. positive for this stuff but it hasn't. jumped it's a preon disease so it's like. mad cow uhuh you know uh yuck crutz.

feld's disease and then if you get it. you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] and the the. end is horrific you know the these deer. are wandering around just drooling. emaciated they look like skeletons and. they're just like like zombies I don't. like this chronic wasting disease well. it's very scary it's all these things. are scary because occasion they jump. right because these things they can. figure out a way to change they they. morph over time it's not if it is when.

with pathogens jumping into it will it. will happen especially with large scale. agriculture right and the thing about. large scale especially industrial. agriculture is it's very unsanitary it's. [ __ ] disgusting yeah and just like. how the plague was started in all these. different parts of the world because. people were [ __ ] in the streets and. living in filth and no sanitation and. that's probably exactly how it starts. with them as well the virus is. particularly deadly because it triggered. a cyto kind storm ra ravaging the strong.

you're talking about the Spanish Flu. Spanish FL yeah yeah I know about that. that's one of the weirdest facets of. Spanish Flu it killed young healthy. people more than it killed old and. infirm yeah it killed young soldiers. apparently they was no more aggressive. than pre previous influenza strains. malnourishment overcrowded medical camps. and hospitals poor hygiene exacerbated. ated by the war promoted bacterial super. infection killing most of the victims. after a typically prolonged deathbed. that is crazy super infections a scary.

word man it War yep so it's like it's. like we became a part of the pathogen. Human Society became a part of the. pathogen that allowed it to kill gnarly. apparently the 2009 swine flu was really. bad too um Berke got that he said it's. the closest he ever felt to dying scary. he said it was hard horrible he the. worst flu he's ever gotten in his life. he was wrecked. forever what about a new non influenza. virus like the one thata this what was.

it. say however as historical records dating. back to the 1700 show every 10 to 40. years the world suffers a global PL flu. pandemic the result of a major antigenic. drift the virus mutates so much that the. human body no longer recognizes it and. is left defenseless wo the resulting. epidemic spreads faster than scientists. can isolate producing and uh distribute. a vaccine this is what happened in 1918. dude this is sort of my this is kind of.

my cockamamy theory kind of Ian if you. think about all the different diseases. that kill people they are coexisting. life forms you know that they viruses. and bacteria they're a type of Life some. sort of we I I don't they know if they. really call viruses life forms they. don't they they categorize them in a. different way but it's essential. it is like a life form it's the same. thing it just wants to [ __ ] it's just. like wants to live in your body and and. and reproduce in there and get to other. people but the the wildest one is rabies.

because it makes the animals bite so. that they get it too so other people get. it other animals get it it makes them. more aggressive it's really like I said. that it's like a. prehistoric a Megalodon it's coming from. our our past dinosaur disease yeah well. that was the the premise of uh 28 days. later remember that movie they created. one and gave it to chimps and The Chimps. just biting people people are biting I. show you that movie [ __ ] rules man I.

do love that movie The Great manure. crisis of 1894 this also caused a lot of. disease problems yeah the the streets. because everyone had a horse were're. filled with [ __ ] that's all that's all. horse. [ __ ] click on that one up there that has. a text below it 99% yeah that one look. at that that's manure that's [ __ ] all. throughout the street so you're smelling. [ __ ] [ __ ] everyone's getting [ __ ] in. their nostrils you're getting if you're. smelling it that means that some of that. is getting in your body you're inhaling. [ __ ] the rant lobst where was piled over.

60 feet high but on a positive note that. prankster on Tik Tok this was a glory. year for him he was able to find buckets. of [ __ ] right at his very feet they. didn't have YouTube back then he really. couldn't make a. living I mean I don't think he's making. a living I think he's he's arrested yeah. I think that's good look at that. 1894 great horse manure crisis of until. they figured out cars that's how people. got around you had to ride a [ __ ]. animal pretty wild that's pretty recent. what's what's that that until like 200.

years ago you had to ride a [ __ ]. animal oh it's wild and in that poor. things there was a I think it was. historical sort of semi-historical there. was a a combustion engine cab but it was. uh it was a stage coach with a fake. horse head on it in the very beginning. of stage coaches people are so used to. having a horse in front it would just be. like a little head that makes sense. Godfather style yeah it's uh it's it's. crazy how much the world has changed in. 200 years it feels unsustainable oh have. you heard this you know you know about.

the um FES Paradox right this comes. brings F yeah yeah the the space Paradox. yeah okay so you know that do you hear. the I'm sure you did the latest like. theory on why they because that's the. question that it raises if there it's. infinite amount of planets where are the. people where are the aliens and the new. Theory this really send a chill down my. spine is that every planet goes through. the same um basic process which is that. they become in 200 years they go from. pre uh Industrial Revolution to.

Industrial Revolution to strip mining. their themselves for um for resources. and then their population explodes. because they can sustain more population. and they need to extract more resources. and then they go to get to their like. Space Age and by the time human any. Planet gets to like space exploration it. has exploded in population and resource. um stripping to such a degree that they. reach a decision that they have to make. every society is either we continue to. strip mine and populate uh and go.

extinct because we're going to run out. of room and resources or we shut down. and do an imposed like Dark Ages. population control just like shut. everything down stop this so we'll we. will never evolve to the point where we. can get to an Earth because we all go. through the same historical Arc or maybe. it's a longer Arc than we think maybe. we're in the middle of it and maybe. that's what asteroids are for maybe. asteroids come along when we get a. little cocky and they slam into the. Earth and we start from scratch again.

and then we have the same genetics as. the intelligent people that figured out. how to build the pyramids but we're this. new confused barbaric version of it it's. been [ __ ] eating rats for a thousand. years oh I like that so it's there's not. just an infinite amount of Joe's and. mosha there's an infinite amount of. human populations like just re. regenerating and regenerating for an. infinite amount of time to get to the. good one well I'm a big fan of what they. call the younger D impact Theory and the. younger D's impact theory is based on a. bunch of things but one of the things. it's based on is core samples when.

they've done these core samples they. show that around 11,800 years ago. without a doubt the Earth was hit by. comets and they think this is what. happened that stopped the Ice Age this. is why the polar ice caps that they used. to be ice covering North America half of. North America be a mile plus sheet of. ice that was and then it all stopped. very quickly and it also caused the. death the extinction of. 65% of the um mammals that live I've.

heard about that and they think the. people that are proponents of this. Theory like Graham Hancock and renle. Carlson they think that human beings had. achieved a very high level of. sophistication in probably a different. direction that we have now and that's. the pyramids that's gockley Tey that's. all these ancient structures that they. they don't understand how people could. have explained built you know a long. long long [ __ ] time ago that we can't. do now right and that that's what. happened the impacts happened and then. Society rebuilds thousands of years.

later so thousands of years of barbarism. then then 6,000 years ago in Mesopotamia. language written language emerges. agriculture they start they start. figuring things out again it's like. Atlantis yeah yes Natasha was into this. documentary was yes I remember ancient. apocalypse on Netflix it's amazing and. it's very likely that that's there's. physical evidence now it used to be this. wacky Theory and people would say well. there's no evidence of that theory and. then they started discovering things. that they like go Beckley te is the best.

example that are absolutely absolutely. over 11,000 years old and so they go. okay 11,000 years ago people were. building these complex stone structures. like how the [ __ ] did they do that when. we thought people were hunter gatherers. back then right and then when they find. these core samples there's a high level. of aridium in that time period and. that's very common in space and very. rare on Earth and it's like a sheet of. it as long as also with a sheet in a lot. of these areas it's just pure carbon. where it seems like everything burned. and so it's very likely that we were.

pelted and it's very likely it's going. to happen again every June and every. November we pass through this Comet. storm you always do this to me you're. the one that told me about the super. volcano yes and I have you know I. haven't been able to stop thinking about. it since you should think about it why. what good does it do me it doesn't do. you any good but it's good to know that. every 6 to 800,000 years Yellowstone. don't this information it's a rap it's a. continent killer oh I don't want that I. don't want wasting disease I don't want.

continent killer and other things I. don't want but maybe those are the. things that keep us from getting to the. place where we nuke each other into. Oblivion maybe those are the reset. buttons of the universe where if we go. down the bad path and maybe there's this. race to try to be to have good morals. and ethics and have Society evolve at. the same level that the human mind and. Technology evolves and to overcome this. constant need for war and controlling. resources which have dominated human. culture from the beginning of time and.

that maybe it's this battle maybe this. culture war that we're all fighting that. people are complaining about now maybe. part of that is this sort of struggle to. achieve a higher level of existence and. maybe it's done in the wrong way on both. sides to a certain extent but ultimately. what it is is trying to sort out what's. right and what's wrong and what's good. and what's bad and why certain things. take place and if we don't if we don't. get to that and we keep keep engaging in.

Wars then we never reach a technological. level of sophistication that allows us. to stop natural disasters right right if. we can get to a point where we can knock. asteroids out of the sky and do. something to release the pressure of the. super volcano and figure out a way to. not have people starve and fig and all. those things could be accomplished if we. get to a certain point and I think we're. in a race I think AI plays a gigantic. part of that race I think the race just. got really [ __ ] weird that's what I.

think yeah that well neuralink I mean. you know the uh the the Doomsday. scenario of AI and by the way you're an. optimist that's interesting I didn't. know that it seems like you're kind of. an optimist I'm optimistic I think I. think human beings generally Society if. it exists long enough there's always. going to be terrible moments But. ultimately people want the same thing. they want their Community to be good. they want their friends to live they. want their familyes to live you're. terrified of other people that might.

want to take from you the thing that. gives you joy and happiness and. community and love but ultimately I. think we're going to figure out a way if. human beings can exist long enough where. we can work things out much better than. we're doing right now I think one of the. things that hinders our ability to work. things out is just like you were talking. about sign language like that your sign. from America is different than the sign. from the United Kingdom I think if we. develop a universal language through. translation through technology we will.

eliminate a lot of miscommunication and. a lot of this failure to understand each. other because we look at each other as. the other we look at each other as. something that's very different than us. right and they're already doing that on. Samsung phones Samsung phones the new. Galaxy s24 Ultra comes out with AI and. one of the features of AI is a translate. so we can sit apart from each other and. in real time this thing could take your. if you're speaking French in my you can. do it in your ears in headphones or you.

can do it on the phone in written. language it does both and if it's in. headphones we both have it and I could. talk to you in English and you could. understand it if you speak French. because it'll translate into perfect. French and then or close enough as it is. it'll get better and then you can speak. French and I will hear it in English we. need that for like uh liberal and. conservative you just put headphones in. and it's like oh that's what you meant. okay you're okay it's not even that I. mean that's the tribal part Tri the. tribal part is that people just adopt. ideologies wholeheartedly and if you.

don't you're not on the team just like. the people that were in your. neighborhood looked at you weird like. you were a goyam because you're right. not all the way in right it's Tri. tribalism is tribalism is the downfall. of society and in a but I also I love. tribes I do love if they're cool tribes. it's we just need charitable. conscientious tribes that are kind to. other people right and just enjoy the. differences instead of thinking the. differences as being like some sort of a. negative and that's what you're saying. is that we're hopefully we're evolving.

towards a situation where with a. universal language or at least a. universal understanding you can see. someone that's different and think that. they're not U what do they say the. difference between isn't that awful to. isn't that interesting yes it's and and. then because we're in a growth phase. you're going to go through. overcorrections I think a lot of the. cultural war that we're involved in. right all the craziness that's happening. in society it's an overcorrection and. then people are going to get fed up with. it and they're going to move into a more. conservative Direction and then they'll. get fed up with that and then they'll.

move to a more liberal Direction it's. like it goes back and forth because. we're trying to figure out what's the. right way to do it and we're basing life. on what we were taught by people who. didn't know what the [ __ ] they were. doing which is most of our parents and. most of their parents like they didn't. know what the [ __ ] they were doing they. that my grandparents didn't know what. the [ __ ] was going on in the world they. raised kids didn't know what the [ __ ]. was happening they raised me I know I. barely know what the [ __ ] is going on my. kids know more than me that their. generation will figure it out a little. bit better and if we can stay alive we.

can eventually get to some commonality. and we can realize that a lot of this. stupidity is based on our our human. system of these tribal interactions it's. kind of ingrained in our genetics or we. need to Mega enemy maybe that's AI we. all come together as a tri UFOs or UFOs. that's our Mega enemy will you please. get here guys cuz we need to solve some. of these. they're here already oh yeah I think. they've always been here why don't they. just be like they're interdimensional. and I think I I've been reading this. I've been reading uh Diane pula's new.

book the other book the first one that's. the one I got through yeah so I this. lady who's a religious scholar I'm. reading uh American Cosmic now we got to. get you out of here oh sorry yeah I have. I have a book event tonight it's. tonight's the night and with Duncan with. Duncan tonight yeah I'm I'm super. excited but I could [ __ ] talk to you. all all night this yeah we we'll wrap. this up but I'll recommend book to. people it's called American Cosmic and. it's essentially about this whole Flying. Saucer you I just did a whole podcast. with the woman but now now this is a.

previous book that I'm reading and it. connects it to religion and it connects. it to the stories in the Bible of. Ezekiel that Ezekiel is essentially. seeing a UFO and that these things are. not just a physical thing that there. there's some sort of a psychological. aspect to them there's some sort of a. frequency that we connect to. occasionally. as human beings as thinking creatures. you're saying we get to a state of kind. of uh Enlightenment where the a. dimensional portal opens up for a split. second and that's what we see I don't.

know if you would call it. Enlightenment or frenzy spiritual state. of able being able to receive whatever. the frequency these things operate on. and it's I I think it's based on of I. think there's a lot of stories from. ancient religion that's probably based. on this and I think is as we get more. and more of an understanding of quantum. physics and this concept of dimensions. and this concept of the ability of.

something that's far more advanced than. us to manipulate dimensions and to visit. back and forth and that the potential is. that maybe that is where all intelligent. life forms eventually evolve too if. given enough time and they do it. correctly they become interdimensional. Travelers and that what we're looking at. when we're looking at these these raay. these weird looking things that's us in. the future coming back to visit yeah. interdimensionally that this is this is. our path that we would become these. genderless things with giant heads that.

use telepathy like just like this Elon. Musk invention this neuralink that's. going to allow you to scroll so. paralyzed people can use the internet. and right it's going to be able to. operate Machinery the one of the things. that Bob Lazar said about that craft. right there the sport model that he uh. allegedly worked on in Area 51 site for. was that they didn't have controls in. them they they operated in with their. minds and it's so funny because when he. first said that it probably sounded I.

mean it still sounds a little bit like. [ __ ] but it probably crazy it sounds. CRA but when then you look at neuralink. you go wait a minute I guess I could see. uh operating a craft with my mind in a. thousand years from now there's that. idea that AI you know when it when. robotics catches up to Ai and and AI can. implant itself in in a robot Warrior. then they then they are like like an. entity and then they look and they go. what is the only threat to us oh it's. humans let us let us get rid of the. Terminator so that makes it so that our. only hope is neuralink is hopefully we.

can fuse and go and and the and the AI. will not say what's our threat they go. oh no that's us yeah we will emerge. that's our meet us I think that's what's. going to happen no matter what because I. think once it happens the people that. have it will have such a massive. advantage over everyone else that has to. use a device it's like steroids yeah. well it's not just like that it's like. having a car living in a house having a. television having the internet if you if. you live in the woods by yourself with. no language you're [ __ ] right it's. like the tribe coming out of the Jungle.

and saying I want some clothes ex but on. a mega mega level a mega mega level I. think that's where we're going I think. that's what the UFOs are well I mean do. you think that in this universe my book. is a bestseller I think it's going to be. [ __ ] huge thank goodness that now. this is what's important there it is. right there subculture vulture Memoir in. scenes by mosha Casher available now did. you do the audio book I did do the audio. book yeah yeah than God you let an actor. do it that's no never although what's. really funny is there's a part they try.

to pressure you to do no no no they. wanted me to do it I think they like. when Comics do it but there's a funny. part in there where my my friend uh. Larry early in my life um throws me up. against a wall at an AA meeting and. tells me to stop saying the n-word and. he's black kid a black friend of mine. and it was like when I was like thought. that I had a pass or whatever and um and. it's a it's a moment about like you know. popping your head out of your ass. basically like he basically threw me up. against the wall and like shifted my. perspective into like of course that's. not what I'm supposed to be doing but I. had this passage in the book where I was.

like I mean it's very short passage but. I'm like I'm not reading that [ __ ] and. so I Conta I went forensically into my. past and contacted Larry and said Larry. it would be awesome if you would read. the part of Larry and I found him and he. did it that's amazing so it's me and. Larry that's great that's awesome it's. out now uh um I'm going to see you. tonight so awesome I'll see you at the. club see at the club good luck at your. book event say hi to Dun for thank you. very much my pleasure brother it was. awesome it was really fun I really. enjoyed it we got to do it more often I.

would love to all right let's do it all. right bye. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].