Joe Rogan Experience #2093 - Sober October Crew

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day you looking for me what what you. wanted the picture he do New York where. no one wants to talk to anybody is that. the one his dice Clay's his Instagram is. performance art people they don't. appreciate it because performance art is. snobby and you think like you have to be. left leaning you know liberal super.

[ __ ] Progressive like that that's the. only way you can have performance art. but no what Andrew Dice Clay is doing. some of the best the funniest thing on. his wild performance the Hat the king's. hat one k the Hat what about the hat my. hat the king's hat good no but I'm. saying I could see that you a fan we. talking about my coworker oh no if you. wanted a picture would you know I.

I see. that no you want to dep picture with me. no yes you you want me to take you a. picture no I thought. you wanted I'm just a simple. person all right I just said the king's. hat and I haven't even worn it in four. years all right take care he does this. to so many unsuspecting people first of. all is this even legal wait did you.

did you see the one with Matt Damon no. no he just got Matt Damon he got Matt. Damon get Matt Damon no Matt Damon. Damon's at the [ __ ] airport having a. beer and a burger no and he goes I'm. getting anxiety you just got to see it. it's so [ __ ] good it's so [ __ ]. good it's so and Matt Damon is the. sweetest animal alive he just looks at. him like huh huh and by the way Matt. Damon's at [ __ ] lax in the in in. Delta just having a burger and a beer.

like a regular [ __ ] dude he is just. hanging out you got to you got to find. the video he seems like a very normal. guy but he's like this is why I don't do. this I've only had a couple interactions. with I think that's [ __ ] South even a. lounge no it's not a lounge. right his face with the glasses the. picture what's that the picture with the. face no. no Matt Damon has no [ __ ] idea he has. no idea he has no [ __ ] idea now.

here's the question is that legal sort. of should not be but is that legal you. can just take some guy who's working in. a postery shop and Andrew Dice Clay is. like you wanted the. picture well here's the thing he does on. street corners a lot so like you're in. public right and if you're in public you. can be filmed also. wild it's kind of wild and you can be. filmed against your knowledge I love my. favorite is when uh those young white. kids do it to just black dudes and then.

they're like hey did you want me to kiss. me on the lips and the guy goes now. you're talking to the wrong [ __ ]. and he's like in a second and then he. just Jaws the dude and knocks him on. conscious and you're like there's a. bunch of those that go sideways that are. stupid you got it they're not really. thought out or there's the Fart Prank. you know like there's people that do. fart elevators no they'll fart like in. public but they'll go to like the hood. and then like walk up where people are. hanging out and then just fart and you. see black people be like nah and like. get up and like like chase you like it's. it's because it's like it's you're.

trying to elicit this do you remember. Kentucky mov yeah it's very it's super. dangerous to do that very very dangerous. just CU they don't know that you're. doing a prank like they think you're a. crazy person they think they get stabbed. they if someone's that nuts they just. get right in your face out of nowhere. with some goofy thing to say like if. you're doing the fart one they think. you're like you're coming over to where. people are just to fart on somebody yeah. it doesn't go well like no it's for a.

prank from my YouTube who's what talking. about you just picked the wrong people. and they just instantly go into violence. did you see the [ __ ] guy oh my God. this is in Europe where his prank was he. pours liquefied dog [ __ ] on people my. God yeah yeah yeah he just got arrested. so you're like you're on the subway and. he has a bucket oh no of dog [ __ ] that. he's put in the bucket and put water in. oh my gosh and on people jump on their.

heads YouTu arrested for throwing bucket. of poo on train passengers he's done it. many times like several times filming. he's got prankster was arrested oh [ __ ]. this guy it's super insane oh my God. that's a bucket [ __ ] psychopath yeah and. then he's just like what a psychopath he. just dumps a bucket of [ __ ] on this. guy's back Belgium have heard another. this crap not well played and that's an. easy way to be dead you do that to the. wrong person they'll throw you in front. of the train any person that is so. especially yeah there's a lot of people. that that is so crazy he just dumped it.

on that guy's neck yeah It Feels Like. Water for a second then you got to. realize oh just [ __ ] all over you hours. from home look at that little black. chick going what she's like I'm going to. be a. prankster it's insane this is the most. insane thing I've seen but that is like. he's not being charged with assault. batter like you know well I think it's. like a biot terrorism too there's. something weird like human [ __ ] falls. into a weird category spitting on.

someone is like is almost like hitting. them like they have to there was a guy. in New York who's rubbing [ __ ] in. people's faces in the Subways really. yeah just coming behind with with pickup. dog [ __ ] and then just rubbing on people. and dude Native Americans us to dip. their arrowheads and [ __ ] just to ensure. that you'd be infected we got to take. care of that yeah to poison people when. you get hit right cuz immediately. infection you're getting yeah you're. getting infected they they knew about. that [ __ ] is what caused all the plagues. yeah it's what caused all the pl we saw.

that guy that would [ __ ] in his hand Tom. and I have an offer out to Mark cubin to. rub [ __ ] on our faces for $1.75. million his [ __ ] our. [ __ ] you [ __ ] he on your face barehanded. he's no now listen we're hoping that. Elon hears this and then UPS the Annie. and says Mark if you [ __ ] on your face. I'll give another. 1.75 but yeah Tom and I Tom's fans of. this guy that shits on his face wait a. minute there's a guy that you're a fan. of the [ __ ] on his face Tom there's this.

guy Jesus Christ this guy that will like. he'll do like a birthday wish naked he. just stands there naked and then He. Flops his dick around but if you pay him. more he'll [ __ ] in his hand you're not. going to believe this it's actually. worse when you see it it's pretty bad. it's pretty. bad that's naked. Martin oh my God it's worse when you see. it so bad Joe Joe Joe Joe you haven't. even heard the worst oh Joe you got a. surprise coming you.

you got a surprise coming your way don't. worry Joe you'll get it am I going to. have to watch this you get it there he. is you going to make me watch this what. he looks just like you do the one with. the oranges when I to your mom's house. dude I I I had a really hard time not. throwing up there's multiple times I had. to look away oh jeez this guy looks like. old Joe if you go to his uh naked. Twitter you might be able to find it. Jamie naked martin. co.uk is that what. it is just for the folks at home this if. you want to book a video oh my God why.

is this F if you want to get yourself a. video but usually this stuff gentleman. is uh naked Mark Martin naked Martin. nice naked Martin is just it's all about. showing his hog which by the way is by. the way stop on how did he do that the. guy's magic he's. magic that's a reverse video yeah it's. RSE by the way that's that's a promo. video I would have done in a [ __ ]. heartbeat sell some [ __ ] tickets. pause to point something out here how.

Wild is Twitter TW you can have full. porn on Twitter Twitter goes full porn. but but for some reason that is like. outside of the conversation when it. comes to Advertiser boycots that's. totally true isn't that interesting. because like they're saying if you allow. certain kinds of conversations we won't. advertise is he going to come in his. glasses go back to the glasses. glasses what you going to do with that. what going to do with that the [ __ ] are. you making me watch don't worry. stomach's pulsating yeah I.

did put on on. come by the way that's not that bad I do. that this guy's going to jerk off on. food that he eats that's. not don't make Joe I don't think the. video is over oh Christ if I know Martin. he's got another trick up that sleeve oh. what are you going to do Martin what are. you going to do. Martin there you [ __ ] go that's why. he Mak some big bcks. [ __ ] I legit just wretched legit.

just wretched I almost lost it you got. to find a stop get rid of it Jamie. please stop it your own find his face. don't do it don't do it Jamie bring it. back when you find I think I need. smelling salt okay but I wanted to ask. PA you've had like I remember you had. Jack dorsy stop Jamie stop. Jamie I need a drink I need a cigar I. need something to clean the P Jesus. Christ that's so crazy that's someone's. baby boy oh [ __ ] no no no more come on.

buddy come on man pressing the [ __ ] out. of me that's someone's baby boy someone. was playing catch with that kid in the. park wait hold on so when you've had. like back in the day you had Jack dorsy. on you've had Zuckerberg on and you've. talked about you know censorship kind. like you know what gets police because. it always feels like these big companies. have kind of you know. inconsistent rules about what they do oh. if it's this and this could be. misinformation or we don't know if we. can verify you know it never feels like.

oh that's the clear answer MH but on. Instagram there's this thing where like. you know somebody could say something. about whatever a political candidate. maybe Co or and then people go like that. account is gone right or it's like yeah. but you and I have a text thread that is. pretty horrific that is fueled only by. Instagram yeah and you're like wait why. is all this okay Tom and I every day Tom. and I every day send other the most. horrific [ __ ] we find on Instagram right.

every day bad it's people getting run. over by trains every day it's people. getting M by animals what do they say. what's the [ __ ] electrocuted hit by. lightning dump trucks fall on top of. them it's so I asked so I actually ran. into an engineer at meta two days ago MH. and he was talking to me and and I I. kind of like was like what's up with. this he's like yeah there's just so many. accounts it's hard to and I'm like no I. go these are accounts that have been up.

forever and they just have murders well. here not only that they just show up in. my feed and I'm not following them oh. yeah of course that's the algorithm it's. like the algorith knows watch that [ __ ]. he said if you look at something for two. two seconds that know you like it they. will start sending more so does the. algorithm recognize that you like car. accidents for sure or that you're. watching them it's just saying this guy. will watch it's not enough to like don't. click on that cuz it'll lead to more. it's point is that that means that the. algor algorithm recognizes what that.

video is right so if the algorithm. recognizes what that video is and it. doesn't flag it then it can it could. take it off if it wanted but if they. wanted to just like not only like let. the algorithm encourage you to watch it. yeah but leave the videos up cuz the. Baseline goal of all those is keep you. on the platform we should go back in our. text thread like six months and see if. any of those videos are still up I bet. you a lot are that would be wild yeah.

cuz some of the ones there's there's so. many War ones there's so many ones of. like drones dropping down on people and. you're watching their legs blow off I. watch dud sucked into a sinkhole oh God. I saw four black chicks fall into a. sinkhole I saw a guy crazy florid sink. holes are crazy like one day your house. can just fall into a bottomless pit yeah. out of nowhere the Earth collapses. underneath where your structure is a car. in an intersection swallowed up. swallowed I that like who do you call do.

you do you think you're like hey I'm mad. at the mayor like the there's nothing. you the Earth just did it well the the. reality is asphalt is preposterous it's. a ridiculous idea it [ __ ] up erosion it. does so many thing like it [ __ ] up. absorption of the water naturally into. the ground you're covering everything. with rock yeah they're going to call you. an anti falter and then underneath that. what's happening what's happening. underneath All That Rock I would imagine.

a lot of that water is moving around in. there and if it creates a nice little. pocket and then you get to weight to all. these buildings and then one day. just they just go under dude they've. lost blocks have you ever seen like. those crazy giant sink holes like a. whole block just falling into it you. find giant sink hle that's not real. that's not real that's not real no. that's Photoshop is that photoshop it. has to be look at it read the caption oh. no it's real that might be after after.

they imploded it no man it might be real. it's so deep though double check for. another source yeah Jamie double check. but I think that I think that one was. real they did a good job with the. overhang if it's fake look if you're. looking at the ground you you're you're. thinking the ground if you're looking. down right you're thinking the ground. wow those I think it's real dude that's. real that was the original 91 it's. insane because it looks like a [ __ ]. UFO just went through the Earth it looks. like a black hole went through the Earth. yeah it looks so perfectly cut how lucky.

are you if you're the house on the. corner that now has a beautiful view so. lucky bro how how much are you thinking. about moving dude how much are you. thinking about moving hey be careful. coming out be careful leaving it came. out in like a almost A Perfect Circle. yeah that's so weird does that make you. feel so like so small in the world I. would want to get just falling and. falling and falling away from there of. course I would want to get the [ __ ] away. from that spot that F spot might fall.

into the Earth but it just makes you. feel like you're so arrogant to think. that any of this is yours the arrogance. when the big waves were coming in to. California like a month ago about I. drove the girls out to go look at the. big waves they were [ __ ] massive 20. ft you know it's really impressive it. sounds like thunder and uh Isa got uh. swept out by a wave she got there's a. video of it not bad she she's fine but. it's funny there's it's on how swept out.

uh just you can see it it's not she. didn't get taken out the sea she got. overtaken by a wave and it was it's. funny because it's very lighthearted but. then as and I I don't even think I. handed it well as a parent I was like. yeah you filmed and didn't help I filmed. and then said you have did your cell. phone is your cell phone in your pocket. and so uh but what's crazy is the Moment. of clarity after that where you go hold. on we're not safe here like this is hang. on this is actually really dangerous.

This Is Isa and she just like she was. just [ __ ] around and then oh boy and. it's like. aggressive of course we're all. laughing she's far enough away where I'm. not scared yeah sort of but if she. slipped that further back that's all. coming back but what I'm saying is that. like that's one of those you know 50 50. fet here 50 ft there things like if you. [ __ ] up and you're 50 ft in front of. that and you think you can get away I've. had multiple ocean scares now like the.

one the ones where you're like crying on. the beach well just that like in the. moment yeah I keep telling myself don't. panic Don't Panic Don't Panic you know. and uh one I one I remember was in. Hawaii where we rented a a Jeep and we. were like what we want to go see. something you know so they tell you oh. take this road and and it takes you to. this single road that goes up where. there used to be volcanos and we come up. on this beach and they had mentioned the. beach but not really too much about it. and so when we parked I was like I love.

the ocean water I'm going to get in the. ocean you know so I get in the ocean and. I remember that going in the beach into. the water was a decline right so like. you go down and I was just like kneed. deep in there about to and and I was. like man this current is pulling back. hard like really hard and I kind of take. like a step back and I I feel myself. going further down a decline into the. ocean right and when I I I decide to get. out I have to really push hard like all.

legs like boom boom like run like you're. running up a hill to get out and I was. like that was [ __ ] wave hit you there. there was a guy a WWE wrestler they tell. me though when I get back to the hotel. they go I go yeah we took I go that that. uh that beach was that was a little. scary they go did you get in the water. and I go yeah and they go oh you can't. get in that water like you'll drown in. that water no one did you notice there. was nobody swimming there I yeah I. noticed but I thought I found a [ __ ].

you know and like they didn't tell me. they're like do not swim in that water. they're like you can't swim out of that. if you would like they're like if you. would swam 10 ft in they're like you're. just gone oh my God and like the Panic. you feel especially in retrospect cuz. you remember the feeling of being like I. think I'm stuck here you know I think. I'm stuck right now fit Simmons saved a. lady in Thailand really yeah someone was. drowning and Fitz Simmons swam out and. saved them really really yeah I'm pretty. sure it was Thailand somewhere crazy.

like that yeah he's on vacation I might. have made up. Thailand it doesn't sound like a place. Thailand no he would go he's a world. he's a Hawaii guy he surfs in Hawaii. wherever it was fit Simmons went in the. ocean and saved a lady no [ __ ] yeah I. saw my dad save a lady that's a scary. Resort it was at the bottom of the pool. just laying at the bottom of the pool oh. my god when I was like 9 years old it. was like father son he took me to this. Resort and there's a slide you ever go.

on a slide where the water that comes. off the slide that like so another words. like like when you hit the water it's. like high impact you're like holy [ __ ]. and it pushes you down I'm 9 years old. so this is many years ago and I remember. like I could swim I was on swim team. like as a little kid but I remember. being like [ __ ] that is powerful like it. pushes you down right and you just swim. up and we're all people are you know at. the resort and then look down and my dad.

swims to the bottom of the o to of the. pool and pulls up this lifeless body and. then they do CPR and she came back shut. up [ __ ] and they would write letters to. our house for years she was 19 oh my God. she was kid did you see the guy oh my. God the snowboarder upside down when the. random skier comes by yes just sees a. snowboard sticking this far out of the. snow Yeah is this the one and the guy. was buried under the snow he goes what. the [ __ ] he stops to goes Sav the guy's.

life randomly is this that is this. separate have you seen the footage where. the guy's wearing the GoPro I've seen. that right and then he's like into like. a. hole that you can is visceral that feel. like my God and then he's just like. we'll see what happens obviously he got. out because there's footage but when. you're watching that you're like oh my. God you could just fall in there forever. and apparently that's something that. happens tree Wells that's something that. happens so this guy just Falls and then. watch this bro. oh what I know Bert's feeling this no.

I've had a couple experiences like this. he manages to stop himself yeah what the. [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do you get out of that. how the [ __ ] do you get out of that [ __ ]. the skis how do you get out of that it's. over Joe but he no he's he's out they. they had to I think I've read read about. this they had to get search and rescue. he had to hang out down there for a. while search and rescue had to come up. and holy. [ __ ] so lucky that he stopped right. there but the way he right here he's not. flailing he's like putting his arm and.

his ski out to try to like so this guy. was able to keep some composure as this. was happening which is like kind of the. craziest part oh my God so this is the. snowboard that's buried upside down so. this guy just sees that little blue. piece bro just Rand this happened to me. ski right over him yeah he I mean he. easily could have Miss that could G. there's not much blue soft snow he's in. a tree well is what it is so the tree. Wells uh it's really soft soft snow so. if you get stuck in a tree well you are. [ __ ] dead a lot of people die in tree.

Wells God damn yeah I'm thinking to get. one of those GPS thing we went uh. snowboarding in matorn h skiing and the. guy put a beacon on us and the first. thing he said he puts a beacon it's like. four feet of powder and he says uh this. is so we can find the body and I was. like what he's like you might fall into. a crass or an avalanche so we put the. beacon on to find the body got you that. feeling breathe this happened to me that. feeling is terrifying this this guy's.

like thank you good we get you out of. here in a sec. okay he Panic the Panic he knew he was I. feeling Panic watching the Panic so what. happens is like what happened to me in. the when we were hellis sking is I fell. face forward and powder I and we I just. I'd never snow skiing snowboarding and. powder four feet of powder is very. different than snowboarding it's like. you have to have your bindings reset you. have to really know how to ride the. powder and and I could not turn right. and the gu told me he's like don't go. within 5T of my tracks stay within my.

tracks so the whole time I can only turn. left cuz at the time I really wasn't. that good of a snowboarder and but I. could snowboard but not in powder and so. he's going like this and all I can do is. go left and I'm just going off the track. oh no and I'm [ __ ] panicking we're. but by the way we're at like 13,000 ft. 14,000 ft it's very little oxygen I'm. gassed I'm fat I'm hung over it's the. day after the national championship that. we went to so we had eaten edibles it. was the day after that it was it was the.

day after that I flew to [ __ ] I flew. to Switzerland and immediately landed. and went hell I don't remember that and. so no no no when we went to Florida. State versus Alabama 201 yeah 2013 so. all of a sudden I go to turn cut right. and I catch it my nose and I [ __ ] go. face for in the snow and at first I'm. like fine I push my arms in and they. just do not touch anything it just goes. like this and now snow nose impacted on. my face so I can't really breathe and I.

I'm first of all I deal with panic but. Panic hit kicks in immediately and I'm. like this is why I have the [ __ ]. beacon on and so I try to clear the snow. out of my face but I'm like pulling all. the muscles in my back trying to turn. over and then the guy just comes up. behind me grabs me on the back flips me. over and he goes you should see your. sound guy my sound gu upside down skis. kicking upside down in the snow and we. just got the [ __ ] out we got on a. helicopter and got the [ __ ] out I was. like this isn't safe yeah I'm not.

interested in any of that nonsense did I. tell you about my last ski experience I. only used to ski with my family you this. resonates every time I go skiing cuz you. go it's not worth it always says that he. always says it time to go skiing when I. would go skiing because they wanted to. go skiing and I would be like this is. fun it's good for kids to learn early. because they're really good at it and my. wife likes it but I would be like don't. get hurt don't get hurt don't get hurt. didn't get hurt back up don't get hurt.

don't get hurt don't get hurt didn't get. hurt good so all I'm doing is mitigating. risk the entire time I'm scin cuz I've. had [ __ ] three knee operations I. really know what it's like to blow your. [ __ ] apart and they're like naive to how. vulnerable your knees are and kids are. [ __ ] rubber they just [ __ ] bounce. off rocks and they're fine they fall. down they only weigh 80 lbs they fall. down they get right back up right back. up but I so this last time I was going. around this turn and this lady didn't.

know how to ski and it looked like she. was just a fresh beginner and she was. like doing the pizza thing but she was. sliding right into the trail oh and it's. a it's a narrow Trail and I'm like I. have two options I'm wiping this lady. out or I'm going to catastrophically. fall down I went with option two and I. [ __ ] tried to slide around this lady. and my skis went up in the air and I. bang the back of my head hard oh. and I fractured my leg Yeah it was it's.

called an insufficiency fracture it's a. a fracture at the top of the the uh. fibula where the or the tibia rather. where the tibia like touches the. cartilage I had a fracture and I was. 100% concussed wow because uh I got hel. on helmet on excuse me helmet yeah. helmet on but it didn't matter it was. hard snow head first bam and I remember. thinking like wow that was a big one I. remember thinking that like when I got.

hit I was like that's a big one and um I. got on the ski lift afterwards and I. just miscalculated like I wasn't. coordinated and I fell down and I. couldn't get up what like I couldn't get. up with without help the lady had to. help me get up she had to reach out and. grab my hand concussion 100% 100% so I'm. I'm just dizzy I'm off how long ago is. this couple years ago it was more than. that more than more than that it was.

prepandemic Joe I think about this every. time I go [ __ ] snow it was three. years ago no I think it was three years. ago after pandemic yeah I think it was. during pandemic people start it was. definitely before I don't think so man. Joe this story resonates maybe at the. most it's four years old but I was like. that's just to and then Shane Dorian. tore his [ __ ] knee apart world. champion big wave surfer tears his knee. apart snowboarding just slammed into a. tree and that's why you got to ski folks.

oh hey hang on hang on you want to hear. a story about old [ __ ] I was skiing I. was skiing I got like snowb oh no no no. no let me tell let me share the story of. skiing with Ari shafir so first of all. Ari gets this app that tracks how fast. you're going so the entire ski trip is. based on how fast can you get and AR's. like I think I got up to 70 I bet I can. break 75 I bet get sound so going 75. miles hour on a skis it's trying to yeah. so we go our last run in there's on it's.

a blue and Arya is absolutely Reckless. off Trail well because O'Neal is better. than me I'm CH I'm like Let's Race and. I'm like go and I just got the one. second Head Start so we got Shawn Patton. Mark Norman O'Neal uh Loser yeah and. we're all just all we're doing is skiing. to a bar okay we're all going to go get. drunk and ski to a bar and I just hear. Ari [ __ ] basketball he's dressed as. like a [ __ ] 13-year-old basketball. jersey [ __ ] he's got the fking horn. helmet on like a [ __ ].

lunatic this isn't that's my mad that's. my mad Jersey though and look at I got. my sweatpants over the chair and so Ari. I'm a damn AR we at the top of the. mountain he's like let's see how fast we. can go before we get to the bar and I. was like I'm on a snowboard the fastest. I'm getting is 37 miles hour that's the. fastest I'm going and I'm terrified cuz. I hear you in my head going it's not. worth it it's not worth it cuz you'd. already stopped Ari decides to break the. sound barrier pins his feet together and. like a goddamn bullet starts [ __ ]. flying literally feet in front of the.

bar wipes out and breaks his wrist some. snowboarder turned back too fast he was. making nice wide Loop BR and then he. like made a sharp One Flew yeah. demolished it reconstructed yeah there's. a pin in there really yeah and all I. heard was Joe Rogan it's not worth it we. killed I was going pretty fast I was. winning I I thought O'Neal was right. behind me he had stopped immediately you. have to think about it this way for this. momentary thrill of adrenaline and.

excitement you potentially risk a life. of catastrophic inur that's every time I. come on this. podcast I I get it look I get it because. life is finite I get it you want to live. and experience everything you want but I. believe you should mitigate risk and I. believe people are danger I yeah but I'm. telling you I mitigate risk. and the the risk of skiing to me is like.

that one is like there's too many. variables what do you think is the most. dangerous around you do well when I'm. training I'm not doing Jiu-Jitsu right. now but that's for sure the most Dam car. yeah you're you're practicing strangling. each other and you're doing it with. people are really good at strangling. people I love sking so much grabbing. your legs and yanking them apart this. last trip was last how was a ski as a as. a Les feka sober person L fat guy the L.

fat guy it was [ __ ] amazing I posted. I didn't I did a weird thing this year I. didn't post any videos I didn't record. anything I just had just lived wow uh my. girls loved it they were like this is. great we're not on Instagram for [ __ ]. people to see but and I wasn't drinking. and I was and I was skinny and I was. like I said the only thing I recorded. was I want to show you my favorite trick. I could touch my foot I could never. touch my foot snowboarding so getting my. bindings on was so so [ __ ] tough so. annoying gut was in the way and it was.

so uncomfortable dude you were on stage. uh Tuesday night I was like you're too. jacked you're too jacked to take your. shirt off now it's not funny anymore it. is I don't I can't you know there are. people that really believe that yeah. there are people that really believe. that oh you're lost you're not funny. you're like it's your freedom of you. being you is you taking your shirt off. freedom of you being you and now you no. longer have a a gut and you got jacked. shoulders you got traps and sh it's like. that's a a celebration of still who you.

are also you're still fatter than you. were when you were the fat guy yeah I'm. still fat I'm still fat he got so fat. that he lost weight everyone's like. that's amazing when he started playing. the fat guy playing the fat guy SK than. fat guy you mean when Tom started fat. shaming me yes when Tom was fatter than. me and decided to start fat I naively. thought that when we did the first. challenge which was the weight loss. challenge that led to sober October. group yeah I really thought like you'd. like stay on that path you got so skinny. I didn't. care I didn't care you have to you have.

to want to do it November 1 I'll tell. you right now sober October was an. interesting experiment but I will tell. you having done like three months or. whatever I did that one month is you and. you and the big difference is I stopped. drinking on planes cuz I wasn't not. drinking on a plane because of you three. [ __ ] like I was not drinking because. of you guys and then when you're not. drinking and you go I'm not drinking for. me it's very [ __ ] different and then. that was then I got really comfortable. on planes and I was like oh I've I can.

get through this I why can't scientists. just make a booze that doesn't kill you. yeah can't you. [ __ ] out there there has to be there. has to be make a booze that doesn't kill. you be a way to if you can make. synthetic marijuana and turn into pills. there's got to be a way to take whatever. the [ __ ] it is that alcohol does good. that gives you that fun Sparkle.

caree Sparkle so [ __ ] cool the buzz. feels right it's got to be boys it. Watches Over You the sun sets and the. day goes away and just like in a good. mood you get that buzz you ride itce. meal like how many times have we had. meals on the road where we're having a. couple of drinks we're eating nice we're. talking and we're laughing we're just. lubricant enjoying ourselves. God damn it's the best it's such a [ __ ].

tool the PO show dude I was doing the. Wilbur I'll do it again next weekend but. uh uh she asked uh Bloom R's daughter. like did you say AR shafir is going to. be at the Wilbur in Boston this weekend. Thursday and Friday the legendary wil. funny I thought you were in Cheyenne. Wyoming next week how many shows oh is. that you oh I'm in Cheyenne. Wyoming three shows so two two Saturday. one one Friday two Friday one Thursday. oh oh [ __ ] you're not going to be at. City you're not going to be Atlantic. City Hard Rock no who's there wait I saw. oh no no I'm there in in the sum did I.

did it with Joey and Tony it was fun do. you know what Joey told me he goes I'm. coming to first of all he goes if I see. you wearing those glasses I'm going to. [ __ ] break them and I go what I go he. calls me like I'm in Hawaii I'm like. what like happy New Year and he's like. you got to take those off I go I need. him to see though I I put them on to see. no he goes can't be those I go I go why. hi he goes you [ __ ] doing the news. and I go no doing the News That's when.

people read life doing the news I go. well dude I the news am I allow I go can. I wear another pair of glasses that that. are approved and he's like he goes yeah. he goes but I he can't be those and I go. okay and then he goes he takes his Buddy. Holly over here yeah he goes I'll see. you in two I'll see you in two weeks and. I go where you going to see me in two. weeks he goes when you come to Jersey. when you in Atlantic City and I go oh. great he goes I notice the last time you. were in Jersey you didn't give me a call. you were hanging out with your white.

friends I go I go I go he goes don't. think I've forgotten you're a [ __ ]. Hispanic you give me a call every time. you come to Jersey I go okay I'm sorry. I'm sorry he's they King in New Jersey. yeah uh Joey's open to a residency here. in Austin yeah we're talking about doing. it once a month Joey will come down for. like three days great that'd be great. Joey and I should get a house together. I'm here for three days dude he he. loosened up uh on the podcast like like. having a podcast with Joey like you.

forget you forget like what that dude is. what a special unicorn he really is I. told I I've said this he's the Unicorn. like there's no one even remotely like. him he was there when already drugged me. he came and saved my life he came sa. Jesus is get. dramatic I was having no he no this is. the best Joey story he goes I call him. up I I'm having a panic attack I go Joey. I or just drugged me he's like I'll be.

there in five [ __ ] walks through. the house he goes Mrs K don't come out. back bad shit's happening out there. comes out comes out and goes what's. going on [ __ ] I go Ari just. drugged me he goes he goes let me he. goes let me see it Ari pulls out the. other Molly Joey takes it eats it and. goes we're all seeing the devil's dick. tonight [ __ ] no one's dying on my. watch if you die I die we're all. dying he's the [ __ ] best we're all. seeing the devil's dick tonight he's the. best J he's funniest human being house.

with Joey and a heartbeat yeah well I. think that's one of the ways to do it I. think comedy condo make it no I'm. legitimately thinking about that I've. been thinking about that anyway because. I've been thinking about doing a studio. in downtown Austin with a view cuz. there's like apartments that have a view. and if you could do a studio in an. apartment out there you could have. nighttime podcast right after doing the. comedy drun drun so you do a show at the. just like we used to do at the ice house. so you do a show at the mothership and.

then go straight up to the condo which. is like 3 minutes away I'm I'm I'm going. to I'm going to sense right I'm going to. problem solve this and after doing now I. think seven sets in this couple days at. your Club I think that's a horrible idea. the amount of Freedom that is at your. Club the amount of free speech at your. Club is so dangerous yesterday I went up. and I was like wait I didn't realize I. can say anything I want you should have. seen us face light up he's like what are. those what are those bags on everybody's. tables oh you didn't know I didn't know.

and well I I was like wow Shane Gillis. has really taking some. chances about how communism is good. yeah was a God and so I got up I was I. was hosting and then did an hour at the. end of the well we did like three hours. at the end of the show did a long time. together wild [ __ ] and but I didn't. realize you can say whatever you want. you really can just take chances so I. felt like I wasn't doing my due. diligence as a comic so I wrote the. worst joke I could think of like just. Insider joke just like a I was just and.

and it and it did well and I was like. [ __ ] this is crazy you want to take that. energy up to that studio and do a podast. and and then I get off your thing and. I'm I'm talking wild and then I go up to. yours I'm like you know what about. Hitler here's the deal his dad wasn't a. bad guy he come from good people he came. from he was a beekeeper you know that. Joe you interviewed a beekeeper I did. interview a. beeper I basically interviewed almost. every Walk of Life I think yeah how many. how many episodes have you done now.

2000 wow 2093 yeah and then there's the. fight companions which is like 10 and. how many of those there's probably 60 to. 70 of those and 153 MMA shows yeah so. that's another 200 what's your worst one. I don't think I have a a lot of bad ones. oh wow we can go around in nail our. stinkers yeah the early ones definitely. I sucked at it no you didn't that was. that was when it was was wild it's wild. yeah no but I mean you just but if. you're having conversations with people.

you're not good at like facilitating the. conversation especially if you're. talking to a scientist and you're trying. to get as much information into as many. people's minds as possible it's there's. any confusion about what they're saying. you have to know when to interrupt them. or when to lay back or when to you got. to bookmark like a thought like I don't. want to interrupt but I got to bookmark. this because I got to understand what do. you mean exactly by you're you're good. at saying that wait wait that wasn't. clear to me can you say that make that. clear to me I'm not sure you can't. pretend you understand something if you.

don't you know you you have to you have. to just like uh you're almost like a. like a cattle H herder a little bit for. the conversation you're just kind of. trying to keep the conversation you. you're trying to let it flow as much as. possible but you're also trying to like. you have to interact with it like so you. have to figure out like what am I not. absorbing about this do you feel like. there's somebody looking back that you. understood the least in other words you. were like [ __ ] I don't get what is going. on no matter how hard I try simulation.

theory is the big one cuz I I had this. conversation with what what did what was. that gentleman remember we had a he. was I was hoping it was a sub i'. understand it's it's like swimming it's. about probability Theory probability. Theory yeah so what his argument was was. like simulation Theory Nick Buster that. that's it thank you he's brilliant bril. guy but when when we were having this. conversation he was in he was talking.

about simulation Theory and saying that. simulation Theory the idea that this. whole thing we're experiencing is just a. simulation because of probability Theory. because of the probability of extra. terrestrial civilizations just given the. amount of planets that are out there the. amount of time that has gone on this is. an inevitable thing that's going to. happen and that it's probably already. happened that it's it's probable that. this is a simulation if it's not it's. going to happen and it probably already. has the idea through first a billion.

runs is if you're a real expert salute. oh let's finish it I know I'm butchering. this but the the I believe the concept. in layman's terms is that given the. sheer number of planets that probably. have intelligent life and given the. amount of time if they can develop. technology to the point where we have. and then further on to the point where. you literally create some sort of a. simulation that all time and all.

experiences exist in and that this was. something that was possible through. technology eventually and if you look at. all these planets you look at the. direction that human beings are going. you look at how far our Technologies. progress in a relatively short period of. time it's inevitable given it a thousand. years 10,000 years from now if we don't. blow the Earth up we will have a. simulation Theory that's IND discernible. from the reality you're experiencing. right now and that may be how life is.

experienced sometime in the future when. we integrate with computers that might. be like one step into that integration. wow so yeah having that conversation. yeah is like what that also gives you I. think you might have a better. perspective than people when you try to. when you really break down how brilliant. some people are like scale you know what. I mean like we're all of like moderate. intelligence and you go like H you can.

understand these things like I can have. this conversation with you no no and. then you know you you pe you meet people. who are notably not there and then. people who are look on yeah you a child. and you go wow those people are really. operating on another wavelength right. who simulates them just like athletes. athletic I was about to say it's like. athletic ability there's some people who. you go holy [ __ ] you have a 40 in. vertical yeah like just dunk it like. what well there's there's some people.

that are just I mean we've all met guys. that don't even work out and they're. just ridiculously strong yeah they just. have Superior genetics you know there's. there's a lot of folks like that that. are just Country Strong the guy that. will do the uh the tomahawk dunk in. jeans and you're like [ __ ] it doesn't. even work out what the [ __ ] cam cam cam. ha's children run marathons in jeans. like they're different they're different. people yeah son's a ranger yeah yeah I. mean there different different humans.

that that D1 body where you're like oh. this is diff this well Cam's dad was an. athlete too really hardcore Runner his. book is amazing I think Cam's wasn't he. a a jumper what did he do he he was so. modest he was like a very high level. athlete his father was Cam's modest as. [ __ ] about he's so modest yeah he's like. you're like how the [ __ ] he like well. you know you just got to you know what. man that guy is always tired. he but I mean that's why he's like so.

chill he's conserving energy knows this. to run 18 miles in the morning sleeps. like a baby though H I bet he sleeps. like a brick he I think he's Christian. so then he's doesn't worry about. death I gu go to heaven yeah his shoes. have you run with his shoes what are we. doing over here those shoes are great I. I I wanted to put a toast out or a post. out today cuz they're that good oh. they're they're. excellent shoes so cam was sponsored for. a long time by. AR and then he went for a second tried. out Solomon and then he said [ __ ] it I'm.

just going to make mine I think he has. his own clothing brand but he's doing. his very own shoe and when you get a. [ __ ] that can run like he does. Who develops technology and the [ __ ]. that makes him comfortable this shoe is. amazing these boa Aces keep your heel in. place blood splattered on it yeah from. broken that's blood you could say it's. mud but it's red shut the [ __ ] up you. know what that is I love that Tom's. pouring a drink this is the Tom I love. they're dope sneakers and they're super. com they're amazing and the thing about. so the thing about uh cler fascitis that.

a lot of people have is your foot moves. around in your shoe laces do that but. with Cam shoe those boa things lock your. heel in and I've been running every. single day no planter fasciitis and it's. they're very [ __ ] comfortable yeah. they're great you know I think planter. fasciatus probably is a lot about uh. foot strength and foot endurance isn't. it I used to have it I think so like you. just go too far everybody also like the. pts will tell you that a lot that. originates from your big toes movement. though really if you start if you start.

de cuz you can feel planter fasciitis. starting a lot of times you're like oh. this is starting to get uncomfortable. it's not full-blown and they'll tell you. to train your big toe to work on. strength with your big toe people move. to New York yet cuz you're walking. constantly yeah you guys walk so much. and then it just like what the [ __ ] my. heel do you remember when you told me to. get raled for my planner fasciitis yeah. what is that when you suck come out of a. dude's [ __ ] hey no that's that's. don't you know show going onto the. internet this is feling the whole.

world's going to listen to this show you. know how many [ __ ] people are going. to book a video with that guy right now. oh so. many our order gu going to be rich you. know well in a perfect world he would be. rich cuz that's an oddity that like if. you're going to go that far service You. Deserve You Deserve money that's that's. the only fans I'm say that guy ate his. own [ __ ] covered in come and we watch he. didn't even pause and he smiled he. smiled who hosted Fear Factor for 6. years I almost threw up from watching.

that screen we're so excited for you to. get your. present what's the what's the present. nothing you'll see you'll see It'll be. it'll be in the group. thread that feeling. of that's such a horrible feeling was. like you don't you don't have a thr. thing oh I do for real he holds it yeah. here's what's fascinating I love lost it. when I was filming Fear Factor nothing. can make me PUK de uh desensitized.

completely desensitized before I was the. kid in high school that like if you. threw up in the hallway I would throw up. I do like you smell throw up like that's. a ymh wretch yeah yeah that's a YH yeah. it is what it is just I I think that's. uh evolutionary I think that when you. smell smell throw up no no no it's. letting you know that someone around you. has consumed something that's bad and. that you should Purge too so it's yeah.

so it's it's like a survival instin it's. a protective in it's not a weakness to. want to throw up when you smell throw up. it's actually a strength so what happens. when people cry and I cry too it's good. too cuz you're commiserating you're. showing you're a good person I cry so. much you're a sweetheart really cuz you. switched to weed more uh yeah well weed. weed is really beautiful we'll get you. crying it it allows you to appreciate. you're an emotional guy grow tits I get. I cried the other day on our podcast you. did he's grown tits Nobody Cries more on. podcast me anymore he cries a lot I cry.

I cry a lot I regret a couple cries yeah. Schultz's I regret that one you cried on. Schultz's podcast of course what' you. cry about [ __ ] nothing Bambi noing. was tough no he [ __ ] me up Barky was. dumb no marketing I think you're going. to say marketing marketing no he brought. out a clown and some balloons and it. [ __ ] [ __ ] me up clown and balloons. made you cry no no no no no no it gave. me a panic attack and then I was yeah I. don't like clowns sh I just [ __ ]. looking over hold the [ __ ] on hold the.

[ __ ] on that's my favorite Jo what by. the way. what what he he lets it in he lets it in. like like the [ __ ] are you talking about. hold on what yeah for real Schult gave. me the opportunity to not pro don't. don't play it don't play it don't play. it don't play it there's no reason to. play it okay no you have a real issue. with clowns and then you became. one yeah technically is that crazy yeah. I uh I have a real issue with clowns and. a and a real real issue with balloons.

like if I smell balloons I I [ __ ]. freak out it they freak me out wasn't. there a Jerry Lewis movie that was never. released where he was like a clown in. the Holocaust what oh really no life is. beautiful no patch the clown patch that. was no it was Robin Williams Patch Adams. Patch Adams in a hospital though he was. a doctor who was a clown for kids good. morning NE well who's. that the day that laughter cried yeah. there was a there that's what there is a.

Jerry Lewis movie there's some weird. Jerry Lewis movie that never got. released oh that's weird long buried. holocaust movie The Day The Clown cried. May finally be viewable one year today. so they B they buried it yeah they. buried it it's. like like what this is this they must. have been doing it's going to be. available to view at one place hey. everybody get in the oven one of few. people have seen even a rough cut of the. film comedian voiceover artist Harry.

Shear of The Simpsons told spy magazines. in 1992 that the movie is so drastically. wrong its Pathos and its comedy are so. wildly misplaced that you could not in. your fantasy of what it might be like. improve on what it really is oh my God. that's all you can say this movie was so. bad they burried it forever holy [ __ ]. wow they buried it forever and when did. this movie get released 72 so this is a.

movie from 1972 that was so bad never. saw the light they put it in a vault in. the bottom of the earth I'd pay I'd pay. to buy. it so bad even if it's bad I want to see. it I want to see it more than I want to. listen to that W album that that Martin. scroll that made has it what do you mean. big J has it leg he went on Legion of. skanks it's one of the most frustrating. episodes to listen to because it's. Legion of skanks and you have Martin. scrilly and Shane Gillis is grilling him.

and then but you got Legion of skanks. being Legion of skanks they don't really. care about the information they just. want to [ __ ] talk about whatever yet. come and everything but Martin scrilly. said I have the album you want it and. all of them are like [ __ ] yes so how do. you give it to them same way you got. your thing what form like just sent them. an MP3 no no no what uh so then it's out. on the internet now no no Legion of. skanks didn't no no one ever shared it. wait a minute so what's Martin doing. with it he bought it I got to send.

everyone of the episode it's one of the. most fascinating episodes I've ever. listened to Have you listened to it no I. don't have it they have it he had some. good information where he was like you. know he was like got the thing for the. AIDS so and he goes he's jacking the. price he goes you know what no one ever. said there's also a generic version of. the same drug for $40 for 40 bucks I. don't know why everybody's mad at me you. can still get it you just can't get the. name brand thing it's the best wait you. can get the generic version what does. the generic version mean it's like. Viagra versus whatever the but wait you. can hear it no no no no no no of the. AIDS medication oh oh we talking about. AIDS I'm talking about Wu yeah yeah you.

can't remember about. W generic version I was like what's that. mean what does that mean fin I was why s. so confused about generic drugs that's. hilarious my brain just went to like. wait is it without Rizza hey this is a. real convers but this is a real. conversation because with AI they're. going to do that they're going to make. new versions of wuang songs they already. did it with Drake I think that the thing. too is you know how they go oh likeness. and and right like the stars like hey. you know I want to this movie without.

Tom Tom Cruz will be like uh no you. cannot use my likeness I'm protecting it. that's like what some of this like uh uh. labor union stuff is about protecting. your your image and likeness yes but. they're I I just feel like there's you. know there's just going to be one of. these offers to one of these people. where they go okay go for it right $20. million go for. it Bruce Willis has a neurologic. I forg I forget what it's called it's. called Aphasia I think I might have it.

yeah you're right you're right about. bring it back to yourself of course. which is here talking about I can't look. at a post and not think about me um he's. uh. Bruce Bruce Willis sold his likeliness. likeness so you can likeness sorry you. for um the purpose of AI he did yes H. yeah find but in his position I mean. he's incapable of making money anymore. he can't he has a real issue he's it's.

actually very Advanced and they think. this is toward we're at the close to the. end oh my God yeah I follow his daughter. to Lula so no Bruce Wills didn't sell. his likeness to a deep fake company. despite initial reports the Deep fake. company does not own the rights to Bruce. Willis likel likeness uh partially. because that's literally not possible. the company said Willis appeared in a. recent advertisement through deep cake. which managed to create a digital twin. of Willis that can appear in new content.

despite the actual Willis retiring from. acting as a result of aasia a brain. disorder that hinders cognition and. speech abilities I'd like the Precision. of my character will set of the process. according to the quote deep deep Cake. website it's a great opportunity for me. to go back in time the neural network. was trained on content of di hard and. Fifth Element so my character is similar. to the images of of that. timeo so it's young Bruce Willis doing. ads I I sent you guys I sent you yeah.

that is what they're saying I sent you. guys George Carlin's new special yeah. yeah yeah but hold on a second but hold. on second that seems like that is what. we're saying it feels like that this is. and and also this is literal phase one. of of the aess celebrity being like you. can use it for this sure when bar gets. to be a certain age Trump's president. again she might say you know. whaton soap with my young face and also.

what about the people who it's not a. major movie making it it's just some. YouTube account oh what happens to dead. people you know what happens to like. James kagne their estate can what if the. estate decides to the Maryland Monroe. estate yeah Charles Bronson selling soap. yeah this is the George Carlin one that. came out a couple weeks ago yeah how. many views it says the cover 500k how. many views it keeps getting pulled. really it keeps getting pulled down yeah. because uh George Carlin's daughter. Kelly I think keeps doesn't want it up.

oh I disagree with that this is uh it's. put on a a a YouTube account called dudy. yeah dudy says I'm a comedy AI I like. they wrote this as though dudy made it. if you will uhuh when you look at what. dudy is dud is a account by S it's Will. Sasso but they have an AI. that that's where it becomes like how. would Will Sasso have this super secret. AI program hold on Will Sasso Will Sasso. has a podcast if I'm not mistaken where.

he has AI bring up the subjects of the. podcast and that's what they talk about. theoretically thinking this will based. on Research be one of the best podcasts. out there well there's a podcast on it. look click on that it says George car. resurrected that's what this is so this. that's what I'm trying to say is like. when I was looking into like what is. this George Carlin thing it's on this. account that they called dudy and. they're saying like dudy made this oh so. they made it through AI it's most likely. like that Kanye song we played with Tony. where someone wrote in the in the in the.

like in how George C would write and. then performed it all and then got. George carin's voice to go over top of. that to like a version of his voice oh. wait a minute so AI didn't write the. jokes think no I heard a I wrote the. jokes that's a that's tough that's where. it becomes very tough you think you're. saying that he that AI didn't write the. jokes in this case I don't know but it. seems a lot more like the fake thing. that the Drake song and the Kanye song. where it's not 100% % dunb AI what. you're hearing is like an AI doing a. deep fake video like and who would write.

who would write it the the in that case. it was the rapper who wrote the rap song. in this case it's probably comedians who. know how to write like on SKS this week. they played uh AI versions of their. stand-ups to this to the Soder Jay Lewis. Dave and and uh one other guy I forget. um and they were like here's your AI. version of your standup and they just. played it for him and they all broke it. down how was it uh they said it was a. lot of fun it it's hard to be worse yeah. butterly. yeah hopefully it's not.

amazing feel like L is like can I use. that I feel like we're joking around. about the first rain shower that comes. before the torrential flood that caused. Noah build a [ __ ] AR you're right I. think it's going to get bad it's going. to be a new world like the world is. going to be built in a very hazy way all. this stuff about AI everybody like we. all talk it's scary and you see you know.

I understand why riters were like riters. Guild was like really concerned about. this and they're they're concerned by. version one dude like this just started. imag first [ __ ] iPhone and you're. it's wild it's going to get rid of a lot. of shitty. riters thing can you stop stealing TV. shows make something all those people. keep making the same cop show over and. over again get the [ __ ] out doing Mr M. here the thing it will replace it will. replace a lot of low-level basic [ __ ].

and you'll lose you still need your. Christopher Nolan to write but. Christopher Nolan had to be a shitty. writer first 100% you got to be a shitty. writer first to become Christopher Nolan. yeah you got to BU unless you're some. wizard that comes out Char Charlie. that's very rare very rare the only. thing I think that would be beneficial. would be great if I could do my podcast. with AI and then type in yo can you take. all the annoying parts of me out of. there like when I talk over you or I. talk like I would love how just not talk. over.

people Rob it's kind of [ __ ] tough. you don't need a robot to do I finally I. told you I uh so Bert has this thing. where anybody anybody with any level of. celebrity he [ __ ] Geeks out so hard. on so embarassing like a Tik Tok oh I. love your Stu he's like I'm the biggest. fan oh my God I saw the video oh my God. I'm the biggest fan I love you so much I. saw and then he goes and then he waits. to tell them about him he's like he. tells his resume do you have impostor.

syndrome of course if you don't I am. curious why I didn't say I don't okay. yeah of course I so. aggressive my my answer is fairly calm. imposter syndrome is kind trying to find. out what he was feeling imposter. Syndrome has been loaded as like a as. like a slur as like I don't think it's a. slur at all I have it it's a hard I. think it's a no no no I don't think go I. think impostor syndrome is a sign of an. introspective person who's trying to. navigate a very bizarre situation I.

think it's completely 100% natural and. normal and if you didn't have it again. like what you said I would be curious. you think it comes in waves like there's. feel but what I the whole reason I. brought you up doing that cuz you're. you're ridiculous with it like you I'm. really bad you do it to everyone I. didn't do it to Jo oh I did it to Joe. but you told me you didn't do it to me. yeah I did you didn't see it he did it. well what the [ __ ] does that mean how. did I not see did well oh Joe when I met. you it was at your front door I was I'd.

already Zillow how much you pay for your. house I [ __ ] said to you I said to. you real quick I said hey man I'm such a. big fan I need to meet your dog I need. to see your deprivation tank I want to. play pool and I want to get high and. then we can do the podcast and you were. very generous you're like cool I. remember you walked me in your door you. said hey man if you stand on this thing. and you work out it like shakes your. body whatever that thing was and you're. like come on we'll go down seas and you. took me out we saw John Johnny Cash you. said you told me like he we just got. this properties to the dogs to be out. there I can't really Happ we got the.

kids come on we'll go back I'll show you. the swing set we'll get high we got Hi. and then we did the podcast and I was. like man that is the here's my thing is. there's generous celebrities like. generous who give you their time and. they don't maybe they don't notice and I. was like this guy's a real [ __ ] guy. like he's cool as [ __ ] and then we did. the podcast I had a [ __ ] blast and I. remember going home going like man I I I. don't want to say this out loud but I. was like I want to be like that guy like. I want to be like that guy like cool as. [ __ ] and real I remember I little things. in my life where I've pinpointed things.

in your life where I go oh I got a thing. that Joe had your closet was a [ __ ]. mess there were there were dildos or not. dildos uh dild there was flashlights. everywhere that flashlight a sponsor we. had we would give flashlights away early. days hey do you want to [ __ ] this when. you go home and you're your be like it. feels like a [ __ ] it feels great but I. remember they gave us a [ __ ] I I had a. perverts box like a a large a large box. like like.

the alien butthole I got the alien. butthole the blue one but but you I. remember you had so much stuff in there. and you had this generosity you go yeah. grab whatever you want man I it's all. stuff from people that want me to check. it out and I remember I took a bunch of. vitamins I like grab [ __ ] I was I was I. wasn't poor but I I was like free stuff. and I grabbed a bunch of [ __ ] went home. and I was like but the I look at life. when you talk about impostor syndrome I. highlight we talked about this the other. day I highlight cool people and I kind. of want to be like them cuz I go man I.

want to be a better person you know like. but he does this thing where he's like I. met the lead singer of you know Wilco I. humiliated myself humiliated myself I. humiliated. myself I humiliated myself he just tells. him how much he loves it and then he's. like have you seen my stuff. dude with George R Martin oh yeah George. R Martin how you him.

good that was good that was really good. what is that one it's when a bunch of. food's out you just take as much as you. want B loves him he's on a website he's. in an app buffet near me.com I saw him. at a Grateful Dead concert oh really. that's cool and I I clocked him like. three times three times Thursday night. Friday night Saturday night you want and. then Sunday night yeah there's that. sauce Sunday night I [ __ ] I couldn't. control myself man I was a junkie I was. like the way a pedophile must feel when. he sees kid riding the best part is that.

b tells him you know. shut shut shut the [ __ ] up stop George. reveals things about the show that like. nobody knows and then when they leave. lean's like can you believe he told you. all that he's like told us what he's. like well he told you all like those. insights like secrets about Game of. Thrones and he's like what secrets and. he's like I just wasn't listening cuz I. was I wanted to talk he's like cokehead. he was just waiting to talk he told me. secrets about writing you just embraced.

this aspect of yourself see you don't. like it it makes you angry when it comes. out you get upset at yourself but yet. you also embrace it it's so gross though. it's so gross like you're playing you're. playing tic tac toe against yourself in. your own head but here's the thing I. wanted to confess to you cuz you go you. told me that you admire the way that I. am around celebrities I love it I love. it I want to beat that you're you're the. guy in an orgy you're the guy in the. porn who's jerking off before he [ __ ].

her like I'm the guy in the might the. worst analogy literally ever that one. makes no sense no one's like no one. listened to that was like yeah I get it. I get it good call good call but here's. the thing what I told him was the truth. which was that I would say 90% of the. time when I meet a famous person I don't. care care that I'm meeting them in other. words like they I'm just like yeah all. right what's up how you doing so it. looks like I'm being cool or aloof but I.

just don't give a [ __ ] he really. genuinely does not care care he really. does right because if you go like hey. this is the guy from the show I'm like. what's up man anytime I've ever met a. famous person I text Tommy immediately. and go guess what I just met and I sent. him a picture and then and then Tommy. has hung out legit as friends with Brad. Pit and Jason Mamoa and didn't [ __ ]. tell me and then I go why wouldn't you. tell me this immediately and he goes I. don't know didn't think about it it just. didn't really but then he goes what. would it take and I'm like I don't know. and then I text you last night I go I.

guess it's Snoop Dogg because I [ __ ]. went into his we were on Kimmel and I. went into his dressing room and I was. like I'm going I guess I'm going B I did. my version of I was like I was like it's. so admirable that your career has. lasted you didn't I. didn't he he's so nice all I did was I. was like I couldn't believe I'm on with. him I met him first first he told me he. was like it's good to see you again I. was like we've never met thought you.

were me and then I went back into his. dressing room and I was just like it was. great to be on the show with you and I I. had to tell him I was like you know it's. just crazy to me that I bought your. album I I bought in '93 the the year. before in '92 was a a deep cover I. bought that and you're still like you're. still Snoop it's [ __ ] it's crazy it's. 30 [ __ ] whatever years yeah he's got. the best longevity of any and so I go I. just I just admire that like so much and. then he like he said you know he says.

everything cool yeah wait try to guess. try to guess what I'm shut the [ __ ] up. Jesus. Christ he goes let me get a flick with. you and I go oh that means picture like. I had let me get a flick with you and I. was like yeah so he asked for the photo. and then I was like yeah this is he goes. yeah I want to be a movie star too I'm. like I'm not an any. movies you were in a very big movie with. Mark wber bro you know how high he is.

all day long do you know how high he was. there Snoop lives in an alternative. Dimension yeah it's not where we are. it's very cool to be because you I know. you've been on the podast but like to be. around someone and be around other. people who you're like dude everyone. every age group every. generation Sesame Street it's fun it's. fun to be around Stewart yeah yeah the. only time I ever saw him serious is on. this podcast when he was talking about. how we had to switch to Backwoods. rolling papers and he was like the young. kids are telling me and I I really had.

to make a change. yeah [ __ ] show with Road blunts the. entire time wasn't that like crazy to be. on a show I lived with Snoop for three. month we lived in a hotel together wow. we were across the hall and I worked. with them every day but but I have to. say and you know this I was really. nervous about meeting Snoop cuz I can. overwhelm people sometimes like I'll. just I have a r why large that's self-. awareness that's Advanced he does. Advanced right I'm trying but I said to.

Tommy can you tell me how to meet Snoop. cuz like I know how you do it you do it. cool tell me how to do it cool cuz I. want to be friends with them hey. whatever you know how yeah yeah and you. said and you said I like you Snoop will. like you be yourself so I was myself and. of course I [ __ ] lost my goddamn [ __ ]. and Snoop stopped Snoop stopped and real. quick in the middle of mebm me he just. facetimes Red Grant and he goes hey you. know this guy and he flips it around and.

I go and red goes he's cool and he goes. all right cool and he's like you're cool. it is me and Snoop FaceTime with Dave. Chappelle and Donell. Rollins but that was the night we got. high and [ __ ] snoop's the best. man you got him to the point where he. was like maybe I don't want to be in. this conversation he had he had to check. my my credibility he had to check my. credibility yeah but we were talking. about C Willams and I was talking about. pimp pimp pimp Chronicles Chronicles and. then I was and.

then it's embarrassing it's embarrassing. but I knew that Snoop knew red and I. knew that if I brought up red Snoop. would think maybe okay he might know. people I know smart but then immediately. Snoop called me all my [ __ ] and in the. middle of my story just FaceTime read. you know him and then Red's like yeah. he's great I love bird yeah but haven't. you ever had conversations with people. you know you don't know them and they. pretend they know. also bring up people that supposedly. they know refer you know you're not. going to check you know Chris man you.

know Chris my boy Chris from uh I met. this dude and he was like uh he goes uh. we met before we met before with Mark. wallberg I go oh cool never met Mark. Wahlberg oh that's you're just like. great I was like yeah yeah yeah I. remember yeah I remember oh you're crazy. you're crazy crazy liar person a lot of. people say you bring your name. up astounding yeah I'm friends with Joe. this a a guy I met his dentist told me. his dentist told him he played golf with.

me oh yeah Joe the golfer golf like my. Den plays golf with you [ __ ] three. rounds every day well your dentist is. crazy don't let him operate on you bro. put you under Weir thing to about the. Joe connection is people being like can. you give this to Jo oh I get that all. the time that's the thing I get most. where I'm like huh they're like I wrote. this can you give this to him what is it. another Manifesto yeah sure I'll. definitely if the type is really little. they write really small and get scared.

or you get the scariest is a you ever SE. tiny letters like no have they try to. like two sentences in one line you know. like one on top of each other I'll be. [ __ ] terrified you ever seen writing. on writing yeah what mean that's. schizophrenic schizophrenic tell tell of. schizophrenia writing on top of writing. what do you mean on top of writing write. something and then write right right on. top of it so like it's it's it's you. can't read it it's alien yeah yeah and. then they'll be like check this out and. so you immediately you're just like oh.

yeah no this is good I'll get this to. them oh yeah this is really people yeah. there's some people that for whatever. reason whatever [ __ ] happens whether. it's chemical or neurons whatever it is. that makes that shift they're seeing. things completely different than you you. yeah by the way gentlemen you all look. very sharp hey by the way cheers to. Burke cuz it was his idea for us all to. wear suits cheers. how long have we been doing. these so the first one was the three of.

us and that was uh the weight loss. challenge this 2017 2017 I left there I. left right I left yeah you guys did it. right before I took off it was right. before you became a New York comedian. youever best thing you ever did best. thing you ever did well shut the [ __ ] up. him a hard time already changed already. changed in Middle giv him a hard time at. B [ __ ] all right you know what [ __ ] you. changed scope of Comedy he did I did I. United the scenes you did United the. scenes you would not you would not know. Andrew Schultz without.

Ari uh you would not know Christ. Stephano is that a rosary you might you. may not know Tim Dylan without Ari brch. Ari no I reached out to Tim Dylan no I. showed you a tweet of his and you're. like that's good who last to you well no. doubt you 100% introduced me to very. funny comedians hold on Joe you do not. know the back tweets we back texts we. have when we want to uce you to people. why because because you are the biggest. media brand in the world like.

recommendations you don't I it's not. true I'll find it on my own and so it's. like I do like to find as many things. organically as possible I recommended. Brian Simpson yeah he definitely did he. the sh well Tommy's recommendations are. different than me and AR we recommended. Shane Gillis for a year and how long did. we text back and forth Ari one time why. is this guy not taking this guy and. we're like and we're like yo we got to. send him send him the Toyota Isis and. then and then like I'll send it you. reply and be like how [ __ ] funny is. this Ari y listen I get to things oh my.

God you're right I I get to things in. perfect amount of time you do no you do. I have to follow I it's too overwhelming. the number the the wave that comes at me. is too overwhelming so what I do is I. just do my best to just stay present. think about what I want to talk a lot of. information coming it's actually freeing. because people like can you get me on. Jo's par like he's not going to listen. to me so no there's no point the I had a. guy I I'll say his name guy reached out. wanted to be on Joe's podcast so [ __ ]. bad are you sure you want to say his. name sure I don't care I love guy I love.

I don't need do who is it Theo Von. wanted to be on Joe's podcast before you. would have ever like clocked him and he. was like hey man can you help me get on. Joe's and I said to Theo you know what. it's not good if I take you to him trust. me I go trust me you're so [ __ ] funny. Joe's gonna find you and when you do his. podcast you'll murder because Joe loves. you and and and Theo's first appearance. on this podcast. was a monster and and I'm trust you if I. had said like Joe can you take my buddy. you would have you would have and Theo.

is so bizarre that if you don't know who. he is I almost always take comic. recommendations like if Ari recommends. someone I almost always 100% do this Joe. after two years Joe we love you we love. you Joe yeah on every no I do I just. don't I I filter them in when I see fit. I have scientists and athletes and. authors and movie star there's this. there's this funnel of people and I have.

to keep it in the realm of what do I. want to do yeah true I have to I got to. ask you one what like and there might. not be one answer but maybe there's a. few have you ever had the most like okay. I'll have them on like like yeah I'll. have this person on is and you're the. most impressed like most Blown Away by. them like they were great yeah like. where you like it doesn't have to be a. comedian it could be athlete actor. scientist where you're just like holy. [ __ ] that was amazing and you weren't. expecting it you know what I if I.

mentioned one I would do a disservice to. so many of them that have happened that. way yeah okay yeah there there's so many. there's so many that people recommend. holy [ __ ] oh he was amazing he was on a. couple of times and that was like one of. those ones where I was like I worried. that we wouldn't get along yeah you know. with Henry he's very volatile yeah he's. yeah he's very volatile but. but like in a weird way that I feel like. I'm glad you struggled too I feel like.

if you if you confront him with any. aggression he comes back at you tenfold. and feels Justified ah you know like I. was on a radio station once in Austin. and they play they had this conversation. with him and they said something and it. went that he interpreted what they said. really badly and then he went off on. them and just [ __ ] attacked them and. was talking about how successful he is. and it was a weird conversation I was. likeing those but I know guys like that. I know guys like that from fighting.

there's certain guys that you just have. to massage your relationship with them. and I'm not saying that's Henry Rollins. but I'm saying it's guys who get angry. really quickly and like maybe misre you. how to navigate that really well though. and the dude first of all he was like. Henry Rollins at one point in time was. like a [ __ ] serious powerlifter have. you ever see like yeah when heever did. that video I'm a liar do you ever see. how jacked he is yes why put up put up. I'm a liar but I'm a liar now you know.

he's like he's like kind settled into. his older years and he mostly does body. weight stuff we actually had a. conversation about it but he wrote an. amazing essay Jesus no that's not him. that's Franco Columbo you son of a [ __ ]. the [ __ ] no there's a there's a video. there's a music video that's it that's. it I was like he had a BL of hair and. you see how he's screaming in that that. uh snapshot that is that's from the. video that's from the music video the. music video is uh has nothing to do with. this essay but he wrote an essay about.

lifting weights what is it called Jamie. something about truth is in the iron. it's [ __ ] great truth is in the irons. stat the iron that's what it is does he. say it here give me volume this is nice. do humiliation of teachers calling me. garbage can and telling me I'd be mowing. lawns for a living sound like someone. this is a kid reading Henry Rollins oh. book that's what that is pump with a. chump just get to the um go go to the.

essay itself God I like Henry Rollins. because it's an essay that he Henry. Rollins by the way writes constantly he. writes for a bunch of different. Publications he he writes essays all the. time and he listens to a [ __ ] ton of. [ __ ] a [ __ ] ton of music like on. vinyl he has this insane setup in his. house where he like 250 thousand, speakers it's Madness he's just a music. fiend so this is it I believe that by.

definition of definition oh I believe. that the definition of definition is. reinvention to not be like your parents. to not be like your friends to be. yourself completely when I was young I. had no sense of myself all I was was a. product of all the fear and humiliation. that I suffered fear of my parents the. humiliation of teachers calling me. garbage can and telling me that I'd be. mowing lawns for a living in the very. real terror of my fellow students I was. threatened and beaten up for the color. of my skin and my size I was skinny and.

clumsy and when others would tease me I. didn't run home crying wondering why I. knew all too well I was there to be. antagonized in sports I was laughed at a. spaz I was pretty good at boxing but. only because of the rage that filled my. every waking moment made me wild and. unpredictable I fought with some strange. Fury the other boys thought I was crazy. I hated myself all the time as stupid as. it seems now I wanted to talk like them. dress like them carry myself with the. ease of knowing that I wasn't going to.

get pounded in the hallways between. classes years passed and I learned to. keep it all inside I only talked to a. few boys in my grade other losers some. of them are to this day the greatest. people I've ever known hang out with a. guy who has had his head flush down a. toilet a few times treat him with. respect and you'll find a faithful. friend forever but even with Friends. School sucked teachers gave me hard. times I can't read this forever this is. going to boil [ __ ] out let's get to the.

weight part oh my God have you ever had. your head flushed in a toilet me yeah no. okay have you of course in really school. yeah I love how you brought Henry. Rollins again back to you I preer to a. pivotal moment in the thing is have you. ever had been violated like that I mean. that's what he's writing about is. violation anything in the toilet yeah no. no no it was it was at Forest Hills. baseball I mean it it's being violated. you have to be held up by a group of. boys and then they put your head in a.

toilet which flushed or not flushed it's. a violation that's I I mean I'm not. bringing I'm not bringing it back to me. I'm just saying like that's a very. [ __ ] powerful thing they were called. swires swires yeah through the years I. have combined meditation action and the. iron into a single strength I believe. that when the body is strong the Mind. thinks strong thoughts time spent away. from the iron makes my mind degenerate I. wallow in a thick depression my body. shuts down my mind the iron is the best.

anti-depressant I have ever found there. is no better way to fight weakness than. with strength Once the mind and body. have been awakened to their true. potential it's impossible to turn back. the iron never lies to you that's badass. [ __ ] perfect that's badass that's. perfect that's 100% true I feel that. yeah that's you embody that yeah yeah. but you were bullied as a kid oh yeah. for sure yeah yeah I was little so I. didn't like it and I didn't also moved. into like new neighborhoods all the time. I moved into new neighborhoods like.

three or four times when I was a kid so. it was like it was so every time I was. the new guy and I wasn't a big guy and. dudes were [ __ ] with me I was like. damn I got to learn how to fight that. was the the 100% my motivation like I. didn't I wasn't like a kid that looked. for fights. ever I was just uh terrified I was like. okay I'm tired of this what's the. solution like I got to learn martial. Arts watch Bruce Lee movies I'm like all. right I want to be like that guy is that. physically possible what about cuz what. we were talking about right before was. like asking people things because you've.

had so many fighters on like you love. MMA you and and you you're a great. commentator I think you're a great. analyst you break you you really know so. much about it you like it's it's fun to. talk to you like to learn I think it's. fun to learn but do have you ever had a. fighter that you know because you give. you're you're not like you give honest. takes on things when you're watching. something you're like like this guy's. ground game is not as strong or this. guy's striking is what it is like you. you're honest about it has a fighter. ever carried that like comment and then.

come in here and been like you know I. didn't really like I saw once I saw it. once at dinner Heath hering when he was. like hey you said some stuff about me. whatever but just you know I was injured. but during that fight I I was nursing a. knee injury just you're aware I have to. comment on what's Happening I I I I. would normal like I always give if. someone's like got an unusually bad. performance I will say I will I will try.

to like give this qualif you never know. what's going on if you see a guy that. carrying a little bit of extra weight. sometimes you see a little a little bit. of love handles like H that's weird his. Camp it maybe wasn't as strong there. might have been something wrong and. that's so [ __ ] common that's a it's. literally no fighter at a world class. level goes into that octagon gone 100%. they just don't they just don't. someone's got a [ __ ] up elbow. someone's neck's kind of weird someone. doesn't want to wrestle their knees bad.

their ankles [ __ ] they got their ankle. taped why is his ankle taped there's so. many guys go in there with like real. [ __ ] injuries man but do they ever. bring a hostil like any hostility to a. comment made like no I've had. conversations with guys but I over the. years I've learned to express as much. respect as I have you know like. sometimes you just commenting in the. moment like you would with friends like. oh he's breaking he's breaking you know. but you have to be careful like how you. say that when a guy is in a fight if the.

guy's going to watch it and he knows. he's breaking and you're just kind of. compounding his awful moment yeah yeah. yeah cuz guys break sure they do break. you know but it's not my place to say. that necessarily it's it is my place to. comment on the technical aspects of how. the exchange is going if I see them. folding if I see certain characteristics. where not engaging they're just moving. in a defensive way and they seem to be. looking for a way out mhm Greg Jackson.

told me that he sees Fighters except. that they're not going to win 100% And. then they're Justus fighting not to get. knocked out we who was at the UFC Austin. that like he was 40 and like he's been. fighting for like benil darush man that. was crazy the guy he fought though is a. [ __ ]. assassin he he has one lost to uh gamrot. and he has one loss to um isal makev. who's the world champion and by most.

people's eyes at least number one or. number two pound-for-pound in the world. oh was that the what are you show. me so that guy Arman zukan he's a. [ __ ] assassin and benil daru who's a. very good fighter at this stage of his. life is you know he's I don't know how. old old benil is but he I think he's. close to 40 he's got gray hair that was. a that was the thing that stood out. you're like man can you imagine doing.

this at 40 but he's also he's also a. very elite fidal B benil darush is. [ __ ] Elite he's very good I mean but. the UFC is a clean sport right now with. uh usada gon and now uh what is it the. new company called uh clean clean sport. no so what so they they still drug test. so there is still a governing body yeah. and if you're going to be 40 years old. you're fighting at a disad Advantage so.

the advantage would be that you know. more right which is an advantage like. old Captain America yeah there's an. advantage of knowing more but it's not. enough of an advantage to deal with. people who also know a lot and the young. people there's an acceleration that. comes from watching things on YouTube. and watching things streaming the young. people are way better than the people. that are older now were when they were. that young sure sure it's there's a. there's a one drug free sport guy the. guy he fought that the guy were saying.

wasn't he like 22 or some [ __ ] yep yeah. he's world class and he was world class. when he was 20 and the fight with makev. was it was a very close decision I don't. remember if it was split it might have. been unanimous but it was a super close. decision why you bring so Ben's only. 34 no way why'd you bring him up Tom. benil is only 34 I'm sorry B. it's your hair brother B's going to be. mad at me no Ben's a very good guy he's. a very very smart guy he's going to take. his walker over here with it he's also.

Elita Jiu-Jitsu I don't remember why I. brought just it we were talking about. the it just saying something God damn. why did I think he was 40 it was just I. think that I think at that at that fight. someone had said 40 and I was just like. that is insane oh that's what it is like. that's insane to be if if that were true. can you imagine jumping in the out like. at 40 with a guy who's 21 22 it's just. but Randy Couture was world class when. he was 40 yeah yeah heavyweights are. different Randy cout is badass he was.

world class when he was 40 but also. there was no usada back then so there's. a few things how do you measure how do. you measure I mean Alistar over isn't. Alistar over right with usada it's just. not the same thing they they didn't have. any testing this was a [ __ ]. intelligence test he looks like he's not. with also fought that night he's 42. could have been him oh yeah Clay.

Guida the wild man you're not talking. about the guy who got knocked out no no. I'm talking about this that's where our. conversation got confused that's where. it got confused no Clay is he at that. and you said he said J Joe said. something about him or something like. that what talking about I forget I. forget with the origin I've been. drinking I forget the origin how do you. measure when you are a legit fan of. someone and you kind of want them to win. yeah you can't you can't well that was a. real problem with me and sha when sha. would fight because I also knew that sha. I know when someone has one foot in and.

one foot out cuz I had one foot in and. one foot out when I started doing. standup I was still fighting when I was. doing standup and I know when you're not. 100% focused that's a dangerous place to. be because you can get overconfident and. you think that you're still at the same. level that you were at if you're 100%. Allin but you're not yeah you're not. you're not the the the people that are. 100% Allin on being world champion are. not also thinking about I'm going to. start this podcast and we're going to go.

do a tour and do standup and now making. more money doing podcasts than I was. doing fighting and you know now they're. taking the uh the promotions away I had. more money from ad sha had more money. from ads on his shorts than he would get. from his UFC paycheck so I knew he was. one foot in one foot out so with that. situation it's like you got to stop like. I've seen this you got to stop but some. guys you can't tell them to stop it's. like they have this thing in their head.

and they want to figure out how to get. to where they used to be one more time. they think they can do it they know they. can stand up but I would I would root. for a guy though I'd be like come on I. like that would come out that's Tony. Ferguson That's Tony Ferguson everybody. roots for. T everybody roots for Tony to go back to. when he was the boogeyman because you. know El koui when that [ __ ] guy he. just seemed impenetrable it didn't. matter if you hurt him you weren't going. to stop him he was coming forward he has. a series of losses in a row now right.

well it was really all from that one. knee injury that he got backstage he. tripped over wires and destroyed his. knee destroyed his knee that's how you. got to mitigate risk he was he was eloui. he was the interim lightweight champion. he was supposed to fight khabib nurov in. Madison Square Garden. and he tripped over wires in the promo. leading up to the show he was doing one. of those you know ESPN things whatever.

and there was some wires on the ground. he didn't see him and he tripped on them. and he wrecked his knee that way wrecked. his knee tore it apart had to have. surgery that would be that part would. piss me off so much that's the way that. that's how it happened I'm and then he. comes back basketball he beats Anthony. Pettis that would bother me less are you. 100% now on the knee yes on the arm no. really which is the opposite of what. they tell you can you jerk off they told. me when they told me you don't jerk off. left P you [ __ ] psycho you don't.

[ __ ] rookie when they when you're in. the hospital they they point to your arm. wa turn that around quickly they go good. volley they go this is not going to be a. problem this is going to be a problem. and you're like oh okay cuz you think oh. now your knee's 100% 100% uh but I have. nerve damage in my arm so it'll it might. never ever ever be worth what it was. damn so where's it at now well it's just. that I for life it's fine like f like. you know I can do atics yeah so with.

like heavy like I don't know if I'll. ever be able to lift anything heavy. again because can you beat b of tennis. as external rotation it's it really is. bad but even when you're like have a. heavy weight in your hand well first of. all I get rist collapse at a certain. weight so like this hand will be fine. and at a certain weight this list just. it'll collapse you know and then you. feel things all in the elbow area with. heavy weight so I can I I don't know if. I'll ever not that I need to so that's.

the thing it's like you go I don't need. to be a powerlifter right but it's still. kind of yeah it sucks when you're in. there and you're like oh my my whole arm. has like these crazy vibrations and. pains going on with heavy weight so you. just have to like shift what you do yeah. that's why I stopped doing ju-jitsu for. a whole year I had I started getting. these nerve pains in my. fingers if you push on my forearm my. whole hand will go numb what yeah they. took a from thing is super dang they. took it out of here you know I have no.

nerve here what yeah I have none they. took it out and they put it in here do. you mean tendon no they took the nerve. out so what happened your nerve out they. took the nerve NES yeah it's it was it. was a state-of-the-art surgery at the. time so when the guy did it I was like. how many of these have you done he goes. one I go oh my God oh my God and he goes. uh cuz you have two nerves and two. muscles to let you pronate and so they. take it out you explain what was. happening that the fingers the the last. fingers weren't coming back light watch. they would.

go they go it was injuries is in. December and in like in like March they. do a nerve test and they go everything. is not firing like are you are you how. are you functioning and I'm like yeah. you know and there were things that were. notable like if I went to pick something. up you might might not notice mhm right. but I would just like grab it and then. grab like my hand didn't open all the. way so if you go like go like this I.

would go like this with my healthy hand. and I would go like this and that was. the most I could do and they told me. they go if you wait a year if you wait a. a year and the nerve doesn't fire and. reconnect on its own your body consumes. a nodules it just consumes them it just. it's like you ever seen somebody who has. like a hand that just doesn't work. anymore that's it what that is that's. that ner damage God so they go if you. elect to just wait it out just know that. where you are could be just where you.

are forever oh [ __ ] and so when he told. me that he's like or I could do this. surgery that's like it's it was it was. actually a Brazilian surgeon who came up. with this idea like this process this. surgery and he goes it works you know. 100% confident in it to hosker surgery. and then he. just he an enormous chair when it starts. to hurt you turn turn your [ __ ] card. over to. Red.

more more knee but then he did it and. dude like you know I can I go all the. way and I can pick things up but there's. things where see you'll think you would. think it's strength but it's not. strength it's the Nerf firing like if I. pick up something heavy I could pick it. up and with my right arm pull it up and. my left arm is here and you go oh I. guess you're just not strong it's not. strength is that the nerve isn't firing. it's just not sending the signal won't. tell it to go it won't tell it to go all. the way wow dude in the lone loss in my.

career where I got tko'ed I got hit with. a left hook and I got hit with a left. hook and my leg shut off totally shut. off it's the weirdest sensation of all. time wow I got hit with this hook it hit. my arm chin and my legs just stop. working just stop working I'm conscious. and my legs just stopped working they. just completely collapsed and so the. referee starts counting one two and I'm. like whoa totally new experience all my. years of competing never had that never. had that so then I stand up and I'm like.

these things aren't working right and. then this dude's like throwing punches. at me and they stop the fight but it was. a it was a fascinating experience. because it was like it's not about heart. and Will it's not about they just stop. working haven't you had Zack bit on. before and he just did that thing where. you know he's a elite elite. ultramarathon Runner yeah and he was out. on one of these like 100. MERS and at like 80 miles he was like I. felt sick I had to lay down I tried to.

rest he posted about it you know and. he's like my my legs every they just. shut down so he's like I just had to at. a certain point he just goes I'm tapping. out of this one and it wasn't like you. know it's different than obviously. getting hit but his body just was. like it's just like not happen that's. kind of like this is the wildest thing. about these people that are pushing. themselves like Zack bidder does or. David gogins does is that like. inevitably they're going to get damaged.

to that body David has to oh no he. already he shared it shared he shared it. he he sent me videos of his leg where he. takes his leg and he compresses his. fingers around it and the edema around. his shin is so thick that his fingers. are embedded in his shin what he had his. knee sever. what and and then reconnected he has no. cartilage he's bone on bone what's that. going to be like doctor he's going to. get Replacements 100% his doctor looked.

at his knee said I can't believe you can. [ __ ] walk on this never mind run. thousands of miles thousands yeah that's. his leg look at that that's edema on his. leg that's from him just putting his. fingers on his leg and that's after one. of multiple surgeries he's had what is. edema if you don't mind me asking it's. the swelling it's like all this like. fluid it's it's basically just [ __ ]. torn don't be a [ __ ] bro he's an animal. when he came to my podcast he got there. early when I walked in he was already.

doing chin-ups he was yeah when I first. met him we I went into the gym you know. the podcast starts it whatever it. started out I get there and he com Don't. Mind If I Do I I meet his wife I meet. some you know I I go back and he's back. there doing chin-ups with his shirt. off it's it's like there's no reason to. rest why am I resting right here a whole. full gym can I use this gym let's go he. goes out there he's doing J what a great. way to maximize your time though because.

you just sit there like you know guess. we're early you know like what do you do. there's a gym right there yeah yeah yeah. yeah let's get his toes the water look. at his toes no the water I look at the. screen no. Tommy oh come on that's Go's toe eat it. that's from running he he ran some. insane amount of 100 MERS in like a. short period of time can I tell you the. most human thing about him is that he he. reads negative comments like when you. see that he gets records them he gets.

upset about them he listens to them when. he runs wow that's where I connect with. the guy where I go I go who would ever. hate on David Goggins like that guy's. nothing but inspiration you got to let. that go there's people that going to. hate on every [ __ ] thing that has. ever existed and it's not an honest. perspective it's flavored by their own. inadequacies you a big part of it is. flavored by their own [ __ ] disastrous. life David gogin is what I listen to. when I if I'm hung over I go to the gym. I throw on David gogin they got a thing.

on him oh yeah I'm gonna [ __ ] throw. one of those in too one one three this. one's a six I'll take a six no six Rog. all right yeah that's what I like here. you go brother I like I like rid Tommy. turn me on these Tommy turn me onto them. too yeah the Rogues are good they're. very tasty and I don't take as many of. them in as I do with the uh zins I'll. take those any day over people [ __ ]. dipping uh dipping so sexy you're you're. you're my friend Perry he was a the. stunt coordinator on Fear Factor yeah he. was uh he was a stunt coordinator on so.

many movies that back in the day you. know we're talking about like the early. 2000s and for him like deep into the 90s. and probably the 80s you weren't. encouraged to be spitting on set yeah. you had gut it so he would just swallow. it so he got accustom so Perry got. accustomed to swallowing his own tobacco. just I'm like that's a [ __ ] man. that's a shot of John there a shot of. John sliding he he has dip in his like. slid into first cut his whole lip up and.

he was like on that side he took it all. out and pushed to the other. side oh this one's good which one is. tast taste immedately those are good. those are experiment all right what is. this month you're doing what are you. doing I just needed some time off why. didn't you just do it on October like we. were supposed to do it yeah cuz we never. do who are you doing it with no we don't. never do it are we doing it by yourself. this year we didn't do it I did I'm just. doing it to do I did it this year. congratulations I did it by myself no. weed nothing no come on I'm not sober.

that's what I'm saying that's not. sobered no no no I did October without. weed and then I started doing weed and I. was like weed's the [ __ ] best it. really is the best I'm doing no weed no. coffee weed is essentially steroids for. comedy weed is great you're right it is. or it's helps you hurts you it can hurt. you if you're a I don't feel like Jing. weed the is at its best yeah when you. get off stage and you take a couple hits. it almost just goes hey man we're good.

yeah like let's get in bed watch a. documentary on tarpon fish you should. sit on it and you're like [ __ ] yeah it's. the coolest man oh I never finished. telling you this so I they say what do. you want after you're set at the Wilbur. and I was like I I'm cool sometimes. after I get off I like a glass of scotch. and I finished the last time I was there. I was like thank you good night and I. took one step down and she just hands me. a glass of scotch and I was like I've. never been treated like this in my life. it was so [ __ ] nice that's thoughtful. yeah a nice glass of Scotch after you.

just did what you needed to do. like I was thinking about you in the. shower this morning de really Jesus. Christ he's always got to make it weird. oh boy brok I'm broken what position I. was just I was washing my armpits and I. thought oh normal oh yeah that's when I. think about R2 it's cheat coat I'm. armpits you wanted to me I tell you why. sometimes I think about you want to wash. my arm pits yes know I would love to. hear it the amount of deodorant I put on. no no no I do think about you when I put. on deant though uh I lost enough weight.

that I have an armpit. again what you have before a gut no it's. just it was just fat you couldn't feel. the tendons in your in your Peck in your. back so like it's just a fold it's not. like an. armpit yeah now you're like oh he's. going to be jealous no no no no no no I. was thinking uh I a little buzz while. share. but I was thinking how cool is it that. you've had moments in your career where. everyone's like [ __ ] write that guy. off and you're killing it and you're. killing it and then you and then you.

start thinking that has to do with. armpits wait no no armpits thought of. Ari and then I thought of Ari I've been. thinking about AR all day because of. what happened last night okay and so and. I thought I you know with what happened. last night I thought I love that I love. that there's forgiveness in this world. and I love that he's got to I love that. he's killing it right now don't want to. forgive people that are actively trying. to be better people are bad people yes. yes there's a there's a negative aspect.

to this non forgiveness mindset that is. inescapable it's not good for the person. that perpetuates it it's definitely not. good for the people that receive it if. you have this fear that you'll be cast. out of the Kingdom forever for a thing. that you deeply regret and you might. have done in ass or you might have done. for whatever [ __ ] reason but you. realize as a human being how could I. have done that if you're not willing to. say I get it we're all human and and I I.

believe your intention give me a hug. let's work this out if you can't do that. you're the problem the problem is. unforgiving mindset the least charitable. perspective on every person you run into. because you think that somehow or. another that elevates you but it doesn't. it does stick to this mistake when Kevin. Hart was like trying to be nice about. gays and they're like well where was. that then I'm like he's being nice and. this is your moment to [ __ ] on him also. Kevin Hart was trying to be famous and.

trying to get laughs try to get laugh. and when you try to get laughs you will. say things you don't believe but you. think will be effective and it's a sign. of a comedian that's not that good yet. it's a normal thing that we all did yeah. we all did and still do still still do. Mothership I watch watch [ __ ] [ __ ]. I watch people take wild chances at the. mothership like wild chances and I know. the audience sometimes goes why why does. he care about that and you're going know.

it's his thing in his head he's trying. to find something well I think the. audience at the mothership is more aware. of that than most clubs because we talk. about it so much that the process of. creating a a bit is sometimes you have. to trot it out there and while you're. saying it you're freeballing and you. might go down the wrong path and kind. get commed to it yeah and then you're. like stuck on a route yeah just like. well let me try to get out of this but. that's how new bits are cre like there's. new bits that get created because of. that I hate pself into a see somebody.

like that guy's not good like he's. trying something yeah what. infuriated me infuriated me about Louis. CK's leak set about that when Comics. were going after him I'm like do are you. lying to the. the process it's also one of those. things where I remember when that. happened and you're like we should not. lose this list of names oh I've never.

lost that list of names [ __ ] [ __ ] where. you like it's so obvious by the way that. this is a pop in work like I'm working. this [ __ ] out it's a workout set he. hasn't done standup in 10 months it's so. crazy no stand up at 10 months and every. one of those premises had promise also. yeah they were good Rel to people when. they were like what's going on I would. tell them they'd laugh at me retelling. that joke is literally like a farmer. literally like a farmer being criticized.

for not having a crop to take the market. right after he plants the seeds yeah. yeah where's your [ __ ] Tomatoes he he. might be the most fun person to watch. workout period too like he he's so he's. dude he's so good at it and he just. takes he takes chances and he goes for. it and he and the thing is he actually. sits in suffering more than other Comics. like meaning like if it starts to not. work so many people bail out like that. and he'll sit in the suffering but you.

know we were talking about this last. night at the club that there is a giant. group of fans that want to see that. happen now see try we're talking about. guys like guys were coming up to Duncan. and saying hey I love how you changed. that and now you're like oh [ __ ] now. you've watched me m multiple times do. this thing but they like the pro like I. like music I can't play music I can't. play anything but I love watching live. music I love watching people perform and.

if there was a way that I could go watch. them develop live songs develop him like. if I knew that like Gary Clark Jr is. going to start out with like this sort. of Melody and put it together in front. of crowds then one day it's going to be. on Spotify but for now I'm getting to. watch it happen yeah that's comedy fans. now yes that is comedy fans now what. percentage though in in a room 37 no 37. I'd say like less than a half the. mothership less than half the mothership.

that are wanting to watch I bet I bet at. the mothership there's a lot more than. most cuz I bet at the mothership there's. they've at least listened to one. conversation between comedians but you. have to seen the standup set a few times. [ __ ] ass lighter that is [ __ ] what a. [ __ ] you are oh my God how you leaded. your family with that [ __ ] lighter make. a lighter that looks like an eagle bro. what do you got in Jamie find me an. eagle lighter for my cigarett can you be. the bestar you ever your this isig you.

ever your life with a chopper on it yeah. shout out to cbri the only time I'd ever. Flex a [ __ ] please hook me up one I. showed you this yesterday the Florida. Min LF the Andalusian. bull this is the best cigar you'll ever. have in your [ __ ] life really really. that cigar is next [ __ ] level boy who. cried wolf personified no no it's the. way I live life I tell you how I feel. you told me you could do the splits. buddy I did a marathon you know how hard.

it was to bite my tongue when you showed. me David goin's foot and I was like. that's what we. do you should have just said it that's. what we do Joe you did a marathon what. do you want I know it's a cutter it's. right in front of you B Joe what part of. my shoulders do you like they're very. firm they they also they they look like. a guy who could pick up some heavy [ __ ]. we were talking about in The Green Room. when you got on stage I was like damn. look at Bird's [ __ ] shoulders you got. traps you got shoulders you look jacked. you remember that one day we did sober. October and we went back there and uh.

everybody's like how much can you bench. it was one of those how much can you. bench things and we put 225 on the bar. and no one could bench it but I just saw. you benching it the other day and how. many did you do how many reps 10 reps by. the way the for Progress like to be. clear he got pinned the first time I got. pinned pinned pinned on one pinned I. remember we I don't I don't bench press. and when I did it I was like this is. like really stupid but we were drunk I. love it I think I did 12 or 13 but I can.

do 15 now every now and then I try it. you know I'm going to blow out my pecs. trying to do 15 today do it blow them. out do it if you do I'll do 20 do it if. you guys aren't [ __ ] I love this. about you we take it to the death I love. this about you you don't like it I love. that you own a little territory in my. head you don't love it I do you don't I. do you think you love it you think you. love it until we're actually engaged in. competition and then it's an anxiety. when you get up to piss in the middle of. the night I know you think about it but. for real could double I could have.

doubled him I doubl him with push. ridiculous no that's ridiculous you. couldn't I definitely could you do. double them in bench you do 30 reps no. 30 is. tough my frame can't handle it at 15. struggling at 15 everybody struggling uh. but I when I did when when I did with. you you guys I had no idea what if I. could even do it I literally hadn't. benched in forever yeah all I do is. kettle bells the heaviest weight I do is. 70 PBS hey would you ever think about.

posting when you program for your. workout I would love to know what you do. do you ever post real simple do circuits. yeah yeah I do circuits but um I think. there's a real value to doing like. there's a bunch of exercises that are. standards like uh straight leg deadlifts. uh clean and press there's the these. things are you start with swings you do. like I start with push-ups and body. weight squats I start with cold plunge. every workouts 3 minutes 34 degrees boom.

go from there 20 body weight squats 20. push-ups 20 body weight squats 20. push-ups you do two sets in a row so. that you get two sets of legs two sets. of push-ups so you get warm up then you. do the the final three you get to 100. push-ups 100 body weight squats then. it's kettle bells and if I'm on a. regular schedule it's 70 lb so I go to. 70 lb 70 lb 10 swings each arm three. sets 10 presses each arm three sets 10.

windmills each arm three sets 10. Renegade rows each arm Renegade rows. with 70 lbs at the end of that is rough. then you go to the sled then you go to. the sled oh and then it's the torque. sled pushing it you're pushing at about. 35 M and then you're pushing it and. you're pulling it back and we do that. we'll do that for three sets you someone. no I get it I just do it in my head and. then I have Comics do it with me oh yeah. I've been there for those so then we go.

from there to tatas on the heavy bag. tatas are 20 second Sprint followed by. 10c rest so we do that and we blast out. the end of the workout we put the rock. through this yeah and the end the end of. the workout no the rock is [ __ ] he. was cool man he's humble he he didn't. he's not a kettlebell guy and he had. never done cold plunge before before he. did it with us what yeah never done it. so he is super humble he was he there. was no act guy's built like a [ __ ].

superhero right but I think he's also. doing a lot of stuff to increase like. the Aesthetics you know so he's doing a. lot of machines if you look at his uh. iron Paradise that insane Jimmy has. setup yes by the way American flag. [ __ ] prominently displayed when you. look at that setup that setup is a setup. it's perfect for a guy who wants to look. like a superhero in a movie it's perfect. yeah but I'm concerned with like. functional strength I'm concerned with. like I want to be able to move my body.

like an athlete as long as I can and so. we did a bunch of like wild [ __ ] that he. had never done before really yeah. windmills are hard man windmills are. really hard it's hard you know but I've. been doing that whole routine for so. long that my body is like just [ __ ]. priming you pretty much that every. morning is that your is that roughly. where you're at that's one workout that. I do twice a week you know you know a. guy like me would love to get on. Instagram in the morning come work out.

with no but I'd love to get in the. morning in La buddy why I got a flight. out of eight let's go I texted you 5. a.m. work I texted bu you have no. [ __ ] idea I'll shoot my testosterone. at [ __ ] 4:30 let's do it no 3:30 you. wanted to get a couple hours in it where. it really gets in your system i' love. getting information like that and then. will Co plune First Co plune first while. it's dark out with your big [ __ ] you'll. hear it's not that big it's Buddy the. the video you showed of your yourself. getting the co punch the other day I had.

to stop myself for going is anyone. looking at his [ __ ] only Bert only Bert. and a couple of chicks they call me a. hog. Watcher if you have a big [ __ ] I'm going. to notice there's something fun about. getting in that cold when it's raining. out I've been doing it when it's raining. out today it was 32 when you got in that. video no it's 21 21 outside and 34. inside how much do you think it's worse. when like like what what mean getting in. the cold when it when it's cold outside. because it feels like you want a relief.

from something no no no it's so much. better after the sauna yeah yeah yeah. for sure but it doesn't matter if it's. hot out once you get in it's still. [ __ ] so cold it's insan do you do box. breathing I just breathe well I'm really. accustomed to being in there now I love. so I can just sort. of it's it's after those first 20. seconds then it's like I just shut up. shut un last you use the blue cube the. blue cube there's an option to have it. like a raging River and you never get. what's called a thermal barrier bubble. wow yeah W thermal barrier you realize. how in the weeds you are about cold.

plunging yeah I'm in the weeds if you. want to be a guy who tortures yourself. blue cube is the way to go I would love. to open up Rogan's YouTube on his. computer just see what it's suggesting. to him I can't wait till the North Korea. finds his [ __ ] by the amount of guns. I. research and the amount of animal. attacks yeah the PO the polar sponge is. is is badass uh but I the do you do the. light thing yeah I do that red light. therapy I do that yeah I got it I got.

ITA well one of the things that's. happening is as you get older your face. your skin starts to get thinner because. you have a lack of collagen and you you. start looking like you're like it looks. sick even if you feel good your skin has. more laxity in the one and a half months. that I've been using it my skin looks. better what is it what is it what is it. it's red light therapy red light therapy. what is it just like a thing we could we. could talk about it but I don't know. what I'm saying so I'd be shoots light. at you yeah it's it it it helps your.

body. mask I do that for my head it helps you. re rehabilitate from injuries there's a. lot of there's a lot of things I'm not. the guy to to talk specifics but I do it. every. the you do Hyperbaric yeah I you have. one want to do that so bad and I have a. flotation tank I don't know which one is. better for you cuz both of them are. really good for you the the flotation. tank is there's a reset that I think you.

can achieve from that it's just like. doing psychedelics without any of the. weird [ __ ] of recovering and coming. back to normal you get out of there and. you're frying you're out it's if you. could if you could take what you get. from uh a sensory deprivation tank in a. pill with with Ju Just as a drug. everybody would take it yeah it's called. Xanax no it's the opposite great the. best I bet Xanax is awesome I think what. that is is the opposite that's like.

instead of like pretending your house. isn't wrecked check out that's like. going in your house and examining all. the cracks in your foundation oh I had. to jack off in a flotation tag uh. whatever shout out to Kua anyway you. jacked off in one no I didn't jack off. in their [ __ ] thing it's a joke it's. a joke did I feel like you did I. probably didn't Tom you jerk off I jerk. off a lot how how are you jerking off. every not as much now lean's on. testosterone too not supposed to share. that you did she won't let she just went.

she just went secret time she just went. to secret time for 11 million people. good. luck careful call not your secret you. want to edit that out nope nope wow no. cuz I like what ways to well is doing I. do yeah they're awesome and and they got. her on testosterone progesterone and. I'll share that cuz I think she's ready. to buddy buddy really yeah Cowboy man. after your apology after your apology my. wife's friend got C you my leg my wife's. friend is uh my wife's friend is English. come on my leg come on my leg go ahead.

my wife's friend is English always. making about you go ahead Joe my wife's. friend is English and uh she got on. testosterone and uh she she was telling. my wife about she goes I feel like a. bloke she was an English lady she goes I. feel like a bloke Leanne Leanne wants to. [ __ ] all the time damn and and I'm. telling you way to Wellness God bless. wayes to well get them on it she's on. progesterone and testosterone I told it. to Shane Torres Shane Gillis and he. [ __ ] could not stop making fun of it.

in The Hil most hilarious way he's. [ __ ] so good but it it's changed our. relationship we're [ __ ] non-stop. nonstop I don't even I can't even I. don't want to J off what's that noise. again. what what throw up noise oh no oh when L. and I [ __ ] just joking no if you saw us. [ __ ] I think I would jack off in the. corner I don't think you would what. would I do you'd be a lot give youp. thinking about you'd be that same face. one you made open your eyes Bert she's.

getting confused what's your favorite. position Bert what's your favorite. position Bert do you stop question I. thought you going to say pegged I'm so. glad you didn't say pegged no I like I. like from behind it's really [ __ ] hot. that's a good one I never was into asses. that's a good one I was never into asses. there's a whole category yeah you were. never into asses no I was a tick guy and. I'm still a tick guy but it's funny I I. look at her ass and it's it's like it's. perfect it's not like cellul lady and. it's just a big ass it's a big ass.

cellul lady cellul lady but it's just a. great cell that sounds like it should be. a band lady that should be a [ __ ]. cool band like [ __ ]. Riot lady but I like I like uh doggy. style is [ __ ] hot it's so [ __ ]. hot and I like and I I don't know if. it's testosterone but she's check she's. like checked off barriers that were. previously in our relationship but. [ __ ] pegging no no no no we haven't. had anal sex congratulations we haven't.

had anal sex you want it. yeah yeah yeah. obviously Hans Kim on uh no no your your. girls podcast Kil kill Laura kill Laura. kill Laura Laura first dat yeah yeah. Laura what I don't know buddy Hans cam. what's the podcast called first date. first date Compton he had a really funny. Lauren Compton yeah H Lauren Compton. sorry Lauren Compton you guys sure yeah.

go ahead he said uh I don't want to I I. do want to have it only so I know where. I stand with you that you'll let me do. dirty [ __ ] to you or something like that. Han said that Han said that something. something similar but it's like sounds. like a guy who shouldn't be allowed to. have a. gun let see where I stand yeah I [ __ ]. it up sorry Hans I [ __ ] it up but it. was was very funny fun I can't stop. thinking about I know this is a weird. transition but that 6h hour MPX that. Taran has good gun I want to get one of.

those wait what's this I get you one. really yeah wait are we telling things. we can't stop talking thinking about. kept thinking about I keep thinking. about that I've been thinking about that. gun for two years can I tell you what I. can't stop can I stop telling can tell. you what I stop about yeah did you. mention a snoop that you knew me I got a. pee that's what you wanted to know I. have to know oh my God no but I'll tell. you why you [ __ ] I'll tell you. why though you didn't bring my name up. I'll tell you why Copperhead it wasn't a. he didn't want to own up to you no no it. wasn't a long conversation oh okay and.

it wasn't like it wasn't settling in to. talk it was the first time I met him I. met him for 3 seconds yeah and I thought. that was it and at the end of the night. when I went in there it was I had major. hesitation about walking into his. dressing room with his bodyguards and. everything around mean Papa and I just. went in to say I just went in to say it. was fun to be on the show with you and I. thought it was that and he asked for a. pick it was very very fast it wasn't. long I went to see uh Danny Brown if I.

if I had stayed to talk if he was like. pull up a seat yeah it would have been. something I want to see Danny Brown and. rap's just not my genre like it is yours. he's cool we' become friendly Danny's. fantastic Simonson that's his number one. guy really Sim that Simon's like d are. you what do you mean can I I was like. sure and we're having a conversation oh. cool what's what about the weather I. don't whatever and I look over and. Daniel's just. like really yeah really he's trying to. be cool but I was trying to navigate the. conversation with without looking like.

you realize I would have been like if. you had worked with him for a year I. would have walked in and been like I. know Tom SC I I just I was that's so. that's so who I am yeah but I was I mean. here's the thing you say that like cuz. you were in my mind and the fact that. you guys were together was a natural. thing to bring up but it was also I. think when you're in sometimes in those. situations. you're like when's the time to say this. you're kind of nervous about how you say. it and you're looking for the end to say. it so if I if I had talked to him for. longer it would have been a normal thing. to bring up cheers I love drinking with.

you okay I love drinking you too and I'm. Ari glad you're doing you're not. drinking yeah I got another. week yeah that little dog oh it's so. [ __ ] cute the cutest thing I've ever. seen I think we should it's so [ __ ]. cute oh he so cute I just swallow his. face Hey Joe can I ask you a question. sure so when you watched Conor McGregor. and natez fight did you want one of them. to win no okay really for real for real. this is where we started the the the. main problem I had during commentary was.

sha that was the only problem I Really. Ever Had yeah there's a lot of guys I. love I love Donald cowboy Cerrone I. [ __ ] love that dude I love him I wish. I wish there was more men like that in. this world I love him to death but when. he's fighting Conor McGregor I can't. have a favorite I just have to let it. happen those guys have all they're all. professional that's impossible even had. a do it I do it I swear to God I do even. when Sean Strickland fought Israel. adanna Izzy's my friend I love I love.

he's the [ __ ] he's the [ __ ] he. defended me when that whole N nword. Video came out said the dude I made that. made me tear up I love that dude by the. way as a personal favorite 100% as a. human being he's one of my favorite. people that I've ever met he's an. extraordinary human being so fun but. when he fought Sean Strickland I you. know I have to be neutral I have to be. like wow happen that's the job you can't. be like job even was during that was. during fight companion that was during. fight companion oh right yeah so that.

was I wasn't even working I was just. hanging out here watching the fight I. still have to be neutral I have to be I. have to have a neutral mindset when I'm. watching people fight no no no no no. when when people are fighting that's. just like for my own mind I don't allow. my mind to go into like this VUE where I. want someone to win and someone to lose. cuz you'll get a biased perspective and. I know I've been I've been guilty of. that in the past when I when I was in. the early days of my commentary and I. realized that's a flaw it's a flaw like.

I could appre like I have friends that. fight and I love them to death and I. want them to win but if they don't win I. can't be attached to that I have to be. attached as a person who's appreciating. the sport I'll check in on them how you. doing you're all right you know but the. reality of what they're doing doing is I. have to be a clear objective viewer of. the transaction who's winning the. exchange because when I'm hearing MMA. commentary I definitely want what you're. saying when I hear like football or.

Sports commentary I want to hear the. Yankees brought I want to hear them go. come on you can't let that out yeah but. the thing is there's a giant difference. between a sport and a fight a spite a. fight you're exposing a man's soul and. you got to be respectful of that you're. you're exposing everything about what he. capable of he's literally this is a this. is a they're fighting to the death. they're just not letting them finish it. that's what that is that's true that's. true I think by the way that Kirk herb. Street does that so well what he's an.

Ohio State graduate like he played there. and he commentates on all the biggest. games and he can commentate on Ohio. State game and be neutral in my opinion. yes oh see I want somebody I I would. turn the Redskins games on mute and let. the radio like the hometown radio guys. yeah I think he's very good at. it wait uh my. favorite Nate Diaz clip ever ever is the. coolest thing especially if you've ever. been bullied do you ever see Nate Diaz. when they go hey were you ever bullied.

as a kid and he just looks and he goes. no I had a big brother and you're like. and your heart swells you go [ __ ] yes. and his big brother was Nick Diaz Diaz. Nick [ __ ] Diaz Nick Diaz is one of. the all-time greats I have to ask this. you remember story BR okay H you that. never happened to you no I had a big. brother man Fox his big brother yeah and. his big brother's a Savage Savage look a. real legit Savage I remember when when.

Nick Diaz fought Robbie Lawler Robbie. Lawler was the man he was like 20 years. old he was an assassin just smashing. people and Nick Diaz went into the. octagon and as he walked into the oct he. was like stomping on the floor what what. part of uh California Z fron again. Stockton Stockton are you serious forgot. for a second the worst and he was. yelling out Stockton stocked him. [ __ ]. St I was like what is going on here I.

was confused like as a commentator I'm. like What's Happening here he's like. Stockton [ __ ] Stockton I can't. believe I forgot Stockton yeah you're. the one that brought it up the only. reason I know today okay all I've had is. alcohol really yeah you worked out got. up I was up late at night I wrote late. at night till 4 in the morning got up. [ __ ] got up got in the cold my workout. go back to the story stocked it. [ __ ] she yells out stocked it. [ __ ] stocked it and and you see. Robbie L going what is I don't know what.

that means and when when we thought Nick. could beat him like we knew Nick was a. Jiu-Jitsu guy but he beat him with. boxing he knocked him out he knocked out. Robbie Lawler when he hit him with the. right hook and Robbie dropped like face. PL and we're like what it was nonsense. like no way somebody bullied ruthless. Robbie. Lawler oh look at this he just start I I. mean Robbie was an animal Robbie was. throwing back but Nick was. just you got to understand that that.

talking [ __ ] is a 100% legit. psychological tactic it [ __ ] with your. mind and impedes your performance 100%. it's a brilliant move it's in all sports. too all High Level Sports it is and in. fighting I think it's he did it better. than anybody in the beginning nobody did. it better in fight he would talk so much. [ __ ] to them Frank Shamrock said that he. couldn't believe it was happening to him. cuz when Nick go to Nick Diaz versus. Frank sh I want to see KN I want to see. it too okay is this one one that flicked.

off the cameras right yeah was at that. stun him with the one two yeah but that. this is Nick was better all due respect. to Nate Nate will tell you that Nick is. better than Nate Nick was weed killed. Nate Nick was one of no man I thought he. stopped fighting cuz he would to get. tested no no no no no no no nobody got. killed because of weed I thought he. stopped fighting cuz he's like I'm not. cleaning up Nick yeah no no there's no. testing now in the UFC now he's just had. some real injuries man like if you you.

got to go to Nick Diaz like right there. boom face plant you got to go to Nick. Diaz in Strike Force if you want to see. Nick Diaz at the elite of the elite. level where he achieved like real true. greatness when by the time he got to the. UFC he was still great even when he. fought gy and pride he was still great. in strike for an elite athlete in Combat. Sports has a small window of time where. they can perform at their best level and. when Nick Diaz was in Strike Force when. he was a champ he was [ __ ] everybody.

up he would just walk you down and beat. your ass and if you went to the ground. he would [ __ ] strangle you 100% of. the time he beat everybody's. asses God damn it the thing is like he. would let guys take him down like shut. up you can't knock me out like you never. knocked him out no one knocked him out. he always survived he always figured out. a way to turn into a grappling exchange. and then slowly but surely he would beat. you. out Nick Diaz swam from Alcatraz that's.

a gangster thing five times no really. five the main great white sharks five. times might be more Nick I'm sorry if. it's more since then it's probably more. since then he beat everybody down beat. everybody down eventually you just. withered and he never got tired and he. just kept put it on you and at the end. of the fight it was always like this he. was basically hitting a [ __ ] punching. back a person who couldn't believe the. amount of pressure that Nick Diaz put on. them just beating the [ __ ] out of them.

with not even breathing heavy he stop he. did not stop and he just standing on top. of him like what that's it that's over I. want you to go to Nick Diaz versus Frank. Shamrock cuz Frank Shamrock was a legend. he was a UFC champion he was the first. complete mixed martial artist he could. wrestle he could submit you he could do. anything and Nick Diaz the entire time. is like what [ __ ] what [ __ ] what are. you gonna do [ __ ] he was just. constantly talking to him and Frank was.

like I couldn't believe he was talking. to me he's talking right yeah. always give me some volume see if you. can hear it love him orte him I think. he's tremendous for the you need these. kinds of characters in mi martial arts I. think they both like talking Frank's to. focus right now though you can. tell and the thing is he's just touching. you he's hitting you with like 50%. 60% but he's he's so relaxed look how.

relaxed his style is he's not getting. tired look how easy he's hitting him why. because he's just wearing him out he's. cooking his food and he's he's holding. back yeah oh no Nick is 100% holding. back look how he's punching him he's not. punching him full force at all he's. just yeah see the thing is if you can. fight at that style where you're just. 50% in guys you don't get tired and if.

you can do 20 punches at 50% it's almost. as good as a 50 punches at 100% yeah or. not or rather 10 punches at 100% it's. like if you go cut it in half the the. volume also keeps you from being able to. take a good breath right the guy's on. you all the time you never get a. breather Frank's not getting any. breathers and Nick's not tired look he's. just piecing him look even that kick. there's no real power in it everything. is just touching you touching you until.

he starts to really see you wilt and. look at him look but look at him look at. his stomach look at his stomach there's. no breathing heavy at all he's probably. at 120 beats a minute right now that's. insane this is a a [ __ ] guy who runs. triathlons so he can stand in front FR. of you and you are [ __ ] cooked so. he's cooking his chicken right now he's. got his chicken on the frying pan right. now he's [ __ ] He's cooking chicken. breasts he's just piecing him up and.

look not tired not not exhausted not. hitting him that there's a dig that's a. dig first dig that right hand of the. body he dug into so right now he's 100%. going after it yeah now he's going after. it see the difference look these punches. have a lot more Fury behind them right. cuz he's ending the fight he's he's more. Frank already at 180 beats a minute he's. wilting and he's beating the [ __ ] out of. him and then he helps him up he goes. you're a legend get. up he said that you're a legend get up.

and he holds his hand up God because. that's how he feels about it w that's. legitimately how he feels about him is. there anyone better than Diaz brothers. yeah Brothers No the brothers man that. Legend look there's a lot of they're. like are they better than pton Manning. and and Archie man or the Manning yeah. Eli Manning all sports are saying yeah. like the brothers no pton and Eli are. better I don't know man World titles. yeah MP multiple Rings yeah I don't know.

yeah MRE M that's his big win you said. though that that Elite guys when they. get in there they go to they they do the. most of the fight at like 60 70% right. un L like ma that's one of the reasons. why Max Holloway stopped sparring um max. decided at one point time that he's. spart enough and he understands it he. just does drills and trains and does a. bunch of uh strength and conditioning. work and when he goes into a fight he. hasn't been hit in a long time mhm and. that's his philosophy but he's also a.

world champion at the top of you know. there's a top five pound-for-pound Max. holway should be in there yeah he's one. of the greatest of all time that's that. thing like if you're amateur you always. start going like I'm going 100% dude. yeah like you know you step in whether. you're doing Jiu-Jitsu or you're you're. boxing or something you're just like I'm. going to go all out and you realize this. this is not sustainable it's not. sustainable right and but those Elite. guys are like oh you got to make the. well that's Nick Diaz was the best at. that cuz he understood endurance from. the perspective of someone who swam from.

Alcatraz someone who just triathlons. when you do triathlons you're [ __ ]. swimming you're running and you're. biking there's three different things. you're doing all of them are exhausting. and any one of them when it's over it. should be over like wow what a workout. but then you got another one and then. after that you got another one what does. he take the he take the tourist boat out. there and it's like I'll catch up with. your guys no no no no they do that. specifically endurance athletes do it. they swim back from alcatra because if. you don't make it to the shore you're. dead and there's also great whites.

they've nest out there they nest San. Francisco that that area out there is. famous the great whites no you're dead. it's like what are you doing so there. like a there's like a follow boat kind. of kind of like I don't even know how. they did it follow okay um either way he. made it all the way five times not that. follow gonna help you how far are you s. when you do that I just was there it's. it's more than a mile no no it's I think. it's if I'm not mistaken current though.

well the currents well they do they time. it out with the current they don't they. don't go with like but the just the. distance as the crow flies what's the. distance between alcatra and the got to. be at least two. miles no yeah there say it's got to be. at least at least a mile he says I have. done alcatra five times so during the. Conor McGregor hael dos anos anyway. during one of the fights I said that he. did it twice and he corrected me he. corrected me and he said he did it five. times how but this was by the way. 2016 he's probably done it five times.

since then course he's a [ __ ] psycho. Jes this is a story like I remember how. hot this story was what's the distance. between Al it's got to be at least I'm. just telling you on MAR on triathlons. it's got to be a mile at least m i I. know it is but I'm just saying yeah to. be safe it's over a [ __ ] mile. whatever like what happened with the. Kane story remember Basquez Kan he. hasn't been convicted and um 1.25 1.25.

miles okay um a long swim Kane it's a. long swim Kane has not been convicted he. still locked up no he's free they they. released him on bail um uh can I ask you. to pause for a second is C Basquez the. kid the guy in Hawaii whose. son guy in Northern California whose son. was uh molested by someone who is. running the daycare center same same I. thought it was wife he's from AKA he's. one of the greatest heavyweights of all. time in his prime maybe the best um and.

he found out that his son had been. molested by a a daycare worker and he. went after that guy and Dr drove his car. in a rage and shot a gun at him and um. they arrested him they kept him in jail. for a long time and uh they finally let. him out on Bond and now he's uh coaching. at AKA and I don't know what the status. of his uh case is but Kane is an. exceptional human being he amazing human. being I feel like that was a story where. like every every dad who heard that was.

like I [ __ ] get it I get got to be. careful straight bullets the guy who the. guy who did that is out what yeah the. guy who did that is out on bail so he's. out and Kane was in jail at the same. time it's one of the most. terrifying situations a father could. ever find themselves in and not just. know that that guy is out but that. you're in prison and that your wife is. home with your children and this guy who. has already targeted your kid who knows.

how [ __ ] sick he is he might try to. Target him again while you were in jail. cuz you're you're and you might be in. jail forever who knows you might be in. jail for 30 years who knows it's. attempted murder he was shooting a gun. at the guy allegedly you know but I'm on. team Kane. all I don't know but if he is I'm find. out if there's a go I'm on team Kane all. day Str every every person except Ari. who has a kid but even Ari for his dog.

no totally on board but there's a. feeling when you have kids man there's a. [ __ ] protection feeling that's Jim. Brewer said it to me he goes I never. understood. murder he goes now I get murder he goes. I'd murder for my kids. yeah GoFundMe shut down what GoFundMe. shuts down Cain Velasquez fundraiser. says donors issued refunds oh my God. shut it.

down violation of terms of. service what's your terms of service. legal defense of a violent crime oh okay. prohibits raising money for the legal. defense yeah why so so hurricane you. could ra Mone for Hurricane that's not a. VI crime between human beings of God. hurricane Ruben Hurricane Carter yeah. you couldn't have his defense I'm glad I. I you know I just added Bob Dylan's. hurricane to my Spotify Green Room.

playlist which should now be available. that's why I need hardcore nword used in. that song saying Hurricane Bob Dyan. should be yeah of course yeah Bob Dylan. says that hurricane story is. complicated yeah but so you couldn't. raise money for that defense with the. new gofund yeah but that the def H the. story's. complicated whether or not that person. was uh guilty or not is complicated the. hurricane story yeah yeah it's a little. complicated and the um the version in. the movie is 100% horeshit oh wow the.

version in the movie of the guy who's. like targeting him horeshit they always. in the movies they always do that with. like fruit Veil station they have a they. can't make him a drug dealer so he's. like here take all my weed I'm done and. it's like you could be a drug dealer. it's not deserve to get shot yeah well. also. when drugs are legal and some drugs will. get you put in a cage and the people. that own the patents to those drugs are. funding politicians like what very what. yeah you know you just don't want.

entrepreneurs you don't want drug. dealers on a street level drug dealers. everywhere every time you go to. Walgreens it's a [ __ ] plexiglass wall. behind you and the drug dealer true we. were filled with people's stuff me and. Kevin is were driving through Arizona. and we passed by some prisons and we. just looking them up they all rename. Rebrand and we were like they made since. 85 86 they made $2 billion and if you. told them hey one of your big funding. things is weed arrest we're going to. make that not a problem they're going to. go full on like make that illegal keep.

thatal. that bus prison guard unions Lobby to. keep marijuana from being you're taking. away a quarter of our business yeah just. keep them employed basically yeah. because it's like if you're if you're a. business person that's what you're. supposed to do if you have share. shareholders you have Union member. you're supposed you're not supposed to. do it morally you're supposed to do it. like what's the benefit of this uh. shareholders this group of people that I. represent are youse dirty about. corporations but are you wise enough to.

not do that like say say you're the. what's the family that jelly world just. talked about on at Congress the. bilderbergs no the clintons no but he. talked about a family that did all. opioids uhhuh ohler family yeah. I'm just saying be fair well the kids. are saying let's get out of this could. you could you could you walk away from. Millions who you as a person and say. like you like to say you could but so I. like to say I could I like say I could.

I'm just saying I can't you were if you. were uh in the family the Sackler family. and all that [ __ ] was going down the. kids are like shut down you think you. would have kept your mouth shut yeah if. you knew that everybody was dying yeah. you Justified yourself everyone would. everyone would you're lying I think. Facebook started nice a yacht in [ __ ]. this is this is what I believe I think. Facebook started nice and it was all. friendly and then once Zuckerberg once. Zuckerberg realized oh people are. turning on each other hard for your. thing he's like keep it running just. keep it running we got a machine here.

yeah it's buddy it's so hard I don't. think like intended to walk away from. money uhhuh Phil not everyone not. everyone has a sweet thing in life Phil. Morris too they like bird how much money. are we talking about you you're willing. to let people die for this. money you're saying I'm just saying I'm. not better than the average person you. know what I don't stop you right here. what you're saying this is what I don't. stop you okay you're you yes and those. people that work for the sackers are a. different thing they if you.

take uh flour and sugar and chocolate. and you mix it up and you make it a. [ __ ] cake that's how you make a cake. if you want to make sourdough bread you. need different ingredients if you want. to make a really nice guy who's a good. dad and and a and and a good husband and. a funny guy and does a tour and does. standup comedy you go through your life. I disagree and you make Berke Chrysler. you make you if you want to make a.

Sackler you have to have disconnected. parents you have to have this weird. privilege of insane Financial wealth you. have to have a pharmaceutical gigantic. company that's been bribing being. politicians and manipulating narratives. and shaping The public's view of. pharmaceutical drugs by hiding negative. side effects and accentuating the. positive benefits of for money but also.

all the lawyers the secret environment. that you grow up in yeah you're a. different thing it would be hard you're. a different thing you right now would. pass up on the money no. no I have money right now but I'm saying. no I'm saying you got phone call and the. Sackler said this is going to sound. crazy but it turns out you're a part of. the [ __ ] Sackler family and you all. have a seat on the board and you can. come in and you're a part you like we.

didn't know but you're a part of the. family and you like we have to give you. a piece and you got to come in you're. worth 10 billion dollar now no that's. different that's that's inheriting it. what if you're comedy what if something. you do now you realize but the sac their. family inherited their wealth AR that's. why this is valid he didn't he built up. his life that's why why he wouldn't do. it now you would do it if you. EnV that's what determinism is the idea. behind it is you're shaped by all the. different circumstances you encounter. and to to compare your circumstances to.

another circumstances are crazy they. don't make any sense but I'm wondering. I'm wondering just argument sake if they. had said to me at a young age yo get out. of Comedy the sackers have this thing. called. oxy cotton and it's really helping with. cancer and it's it's like because that's. how you get into it right for sure you. would have got out at an early age it's. like if somebody gave you a lottery. ticket if you if you got a lottery.

ticket and you won a $100 million. thought about this all time probably. ruin your career when you were. 21,000% 100% no at 21 it would have you. wouldn't have gotten out of it you would. have taken it R your career you would. have taken the money and you would have. become a loser no I'm saying you. wouldn't have got out of the money. you would have taken the money if you're. if you don't have any money when you get. money it is the Panacea it is the Elixir. it is a thing that exists that you. didn't think was possible now all of a. sudden you're not worrying about bills.

which is 35% of everybody's [ __ ]. stress those wardens those prisons are. are they're convincing themselves no no. these are dangerous drug addicts we. can't have them on the street they're. convincing themselves they're not lying. they're like lying but you don't even. have to convince yourself man that's a. human Dynamic that was exposed in a. Stanford Prison experience exp yeah if. you get people and they have power over. other people they start abusing them. almost instantly like you have to have. like a very especially if somebody tells. you to do it stand for experiments are.

all but at the same time it's like no. they're not totally debunked Ari at the. end of it these people decided that they. wanted to get out of it and they got out. of it but the the real the reality is. the way they behaved with each other was. documented he's like leading them yeah. but. you couldn't lead me to do. that that's that's my problem you. couldn't right now but you could if I. was 20 he was like they weren't really. convinced and they were like push harder. go and it's like okay they weren't. convinced they were actually doing.

there's been a lot of weird things about. people in power and one of the weirdest. ones the one of the weirdest ones is. there was people that were. administrating uh uh uh electrical shock. to uh a person and they were told to to. do it by someone else so they did it and. it got to the point where they thought. the person might be dying and some. people kept doing it and some people. some people did not and there is there.

is a power Dynamic that I think allows. people to torture people it allows. people to kill people whether they're. you know whatever the [ __ ] you are if. you're an Israeli a Palestinian if. you're a Palestinian Israeli you can. kill someone they're not even a human. that is the other yeah there's a [ __ ]. programming that exists in our mind. because of all the tribal Warfare human. beings have gone through over hundreds. of thousands of years when the time we. were prehistoric humans the time we were. [ __ ] modern humans we have been.

killing each other for so [ __ ] long. that we have a program in us where it's. easy to other people that's how the. Holocaust happened that's how what's. happening in Ukraine is happening what's. happening Israel is happening you can. decide that someone is something other. than a human being and they can get you. to do that pretty [ __ ] quickly if. they tap into that mindset they tap into. that programming they can give you a. button they go hit him but he said he. said he's dying hit him hit him and they. would hear him scream they would have.

them screaming I have to say I say this. with. love uh Tom's dad was in the Vietnam War. I don't think Tom's dad was a guy that. wanted to ever kill anyone but he had to. in that programming the thing I think is. there's a disconnect with where We As. Americans look at things on social media. and we think we're not that Karen we're. not that person we'd never do it but. until you're in that moment you don't. know you really don't know there's a lot. of normal GIS in Vietnam that were. raping [ __ ] villagers you know.

probably they didn't go in as monsters. bro they. they if you can't connect if you can't. connect to the fact that that's in you. yeah that's in you I think you're lying. it's a possibility you is when you go. into that when you show up wow you don't. just go well the training you you do get. trained to be a killer right that that. whole speech of like RIT they are. training you to see the enemy as the. enemy and somebody you have to kill.

right so you're it's not day one you're. prepared over a series of months and. it's a version of a brainwashing they. brainwash you to become a kill it like. this is good do it but there's a there's. a pattern that you can follow in your. head where you can destroy another human. being. you know and that's what taught Mike. Tyson you he taught Mike Tyson that. through hypnosis he he taught him the. most effective way to to to think and to. to view you don't exist he was telling.

them you're just the task is the only. thing that's important you don't. exist you don't exist just the task of. Smashing this person is all that it is. and if you can think like that that. alleviates so much brain power wow. alleviates the guilt and if you tell. that to a soldier you can get him to do. some wild [ __ ] your dad your dad talked. to you about that yeah in the later. years yeah I'm curious I would love to. hear like the Insight your dad had about. that as as a son hearing a dad kill like.

going like yeah I just had to kill. people my dad's never killed anyone but. just he was like he had. asthma but like but no no but I'm. curious cuz we're talking about this. like like uh what was that as a son here. in the rationale you have to accept it. you have to figure it out yeah and he. was a great dad and he was a really kind. loving guy but I mean [ __ ] first of. all he love the Marine Corps he love the. Marine Corps well would imagine the. bonds that you make when you're.

literally fighting for life and death. and he and he had you know if you're. he's a lieutenant so he has a a platoon. of 70 men under his command so you feel. also the responsibility the. responsibility of take and like you know. he told me in right before he died like. in the last year of his life that he. thought about the men who died his. platoon every day and he had never told. me that before I was like what he goes. every day I think about those guys that. I lost and I was like I because I had no. idea he never spoke about it and he.

would tell me like stories about. different like guys dying next to him. stepping on a mine next to him exploding. three feet from him getting shot and the. worst one he said was a guy that to. watch to watch movies back then you'd. have to go to like a base get a film. canister and bring it back and in a. monsoon season one of those guys went to. get film it's just for entertainment and. he drowned in a monsoon on the way back. what so it felt like a.

more meaningless death it wasn't in. combat right things like that he would. talk about that and. then also they do become they they do. they do get this disconnect if you're in. if you're in. combat like it's not like you talk. talking about could you kill someone. it's like you're in a world of killing. that's all that's happening around you. it's not could you you have to you have. to and so then he was just like yeah you. that's when he started tell like cuz I. asked him as a kid I mean ended up doing.

a bit about it trying but I used to ask. him as a kid you see Wars you see. Wars and you're like you see movies and. you're like did you do that and as a kid. you're not going to tell a kid so he was. like no it didn't work like that I was. in charge like I was a lieutenant I was. like and then later. years he's like well I threw grenades in. the bunkers and I was like were there. people in the bunkers he was like yeah. otherwi why was a grenade yeah he's like. oh yeah and then he also said I mean it. became like this joke but it was true he.

said you know there's no there's no. better feeling than killing the enemy. right like in in combat because they're. all trying to kill the people around and. they are killing people around you right. so yeah he said you know he said they. would. pull bodies out of these H the the. Vietnamese were small people stature. wise so they would hide in holes a lot. of times like holes in the ground. coochie tunnels and they would throw. grenades into there and then when they. pull them out they'd be in half so they. pull like a torso out you know and but.

he also said you know losing men left. and right like in your platoon I mean. it's devastating to you it's like the. person you bonded with and and here's. you're over there for a lie yeah I think. that's a part that don't a lot of people. don't ever reconcile with if if they're. that's got to be the hardest yeah you're. over there committing atrocities for a. lie yeah there's no reason for you to be. there're ton over there the Gul of tonin.

incident wasn't real to the Gulf of. tonen 2 is something that even active. duty people at the time didn't realize. till 20 30 years you know what I mean. they're not well that's Smedley Butler. the war war is a racket that's his this. whole that article that he wrote from. 1933 who's. a you know very uh established General. the end of his career he writes what he. was really doing what he thought he was. doing it was really just like making.

things safe for Bankers wow controlling. resources this is 33 wow it's called war. is a racket really I recomend you talked. about that before I've talked about it. every time I can because people need to. understand these PS are they're. repeating themselves forever because. they're a part of human behavior. patterns there these natural P patterns. that exist in order to enable us to. survive to survive you have to conquer.

your enemies control resources establish. safe grounds and that stuff can get out. of hand if that's your whole business if. that's your whole business you've been. doing that forever then you find reasons. to go to war that war machine war. machine Eisen how talked about at the. end of his presidential term that's how. you get to Hillary Clinton get drone him. yeah wait is your dad still alive yeah. is your dad still. alive yeah. allegedly you know my my uncle my dad. was active duty on the ground my uncle.

flew over 600 missions in Vietnam damn. dropping bombs on your mom's [ __ ]. Vietnam I mean think about think about. do that stand by that think about those. numbers though that's. just 100 times Jesus Christ imagine. being the guy in the plane that drops. the [ __ ] nuke the first nuke did you. ever see the guy that did and he was. like it [ __ ] him up oh wow no one of. them was like that's just what it is. like he you know you know the big thing.

is that guy just killed. 150,000 but they didn't know if their. plane was going to be able to like get. away from the bomb go so they had to. like [ __ ] fly crazy altitudes try to. get out of the bomb isn't that crazy. like first time you're not exactly sure. like did you see Oppenheimer it's. amazing I read the book shut up don't. read I don't read I don't even read I do. read occasion of course you do but if I. read I read like 10% of what I listen to.

books on tape but I wish you read less. huh I wish you read less why it' be. easier to hang out with you my heart Joe. you know too much it's like I can't. you're like already knew me when I was. stupid yeah I know I wish I got that Joe. let smoke I got the early Joe the dumb. Joe that was the my favorite Joe this. Joe like before he discovered a book oh. [ __ ] I remember I remember when you got. curious I remember I've been curious. forever have I didn't have a platform.

where I can get people to talk to me as. long as you can keep from moon landings. or aliens or uh pyramids you're you're. good lean's always wondered was it like. hanging out with Joe and I was like I. don't know it's really hard to explain. and then you hung out with it other. night I don't know what you were talking. about cuz I just stopped listening but. you were like about uh inclusions and. and and Bob Lazar and and the [ __ ]. yeah we were talking about this lady uh. Diana pooka who was on the podcast who.

is she's a religious scholar and she was. talking about how there is a a growing. theory that these experienced people. having with UFOs uaps alien abductions. that this is not something from another. planet it's something that's always been. here it's an inter interdimensional. being that there's a bunch of different. variables that have to come into play. for these things to be able to pass. forth into our realm but that they're. somehow or another monitoring us and.

have always been and that these crash. retrievals they call them. donations best post sex conversation. I've ever had hope Bram is right I want. to be angels with you up in heaven yeah. it might it was cool as [ __ ] Joe for. [ __ ] 10 minutes and then we had sex. and she was like Jesus she was like Hey. I love that idea that there's angels are. real it's cool I I think if you stopped. and thought about how many cultures.

believe in some greater power that's. above everything that they intuitively. know is guiding you in a moral and. ethical direction there's got to be. something to it yeah there's something. to itre I agree suck my dick Lou CK. you're right he can suck my dick he. doesn't suck your dick cuz he didn't. believe in anything well that's a fair. way to believe you want to just do it. based entirely on evidence that's a very. reasonable perspec to atheist because. he's like you're just making up a reason.

it's this yeah but I like that more I. like that more I think the universe is. God that's what I think keep going I. think this idea of God creating the. universe is silly I think the whole. thing is God I think it's it's God in. the fact that it's the entire creation. of everything that exists that we can. measure all of it is the universe and if. you read the Bible the Bible talks about. in the beginning there was light boy. that sounds a lot like the big bang boy. that sounds a lot like the birth of the. Universe I think these [ __ ] people.

that wrote the Bible were recounting. stories that were told down through. people that had a scientific. understanding of the birth and death of. the universe just like we do now maybe. even more than we do now and then they. got hit by asteroids and then it was. thousands of years before civilization. reestablished itself and the stories had. been told down handed down forever and. ever and by the time people wrote them. down they were Goofy and they were Goofy. and there like God created the Earth in. six days and the whole story of Adam and. Eve and there's probably a lot to all of.

it that's true and it's probably a. historical record that was told to. people that were essentially barbarians. that were surviving from the collapse of. a superior civilization Superior to what. we have today and there's a lot of real. physical evidence of that there's a lot. of archaeological evidence of that and. it seems to be a direction that a lot of. people are headed into when they. understand how often we get hit with. asteroids somewhere around 11,800 years. ago we got pelted and it stopped. civilization in its tracks and we had a.

rebuild from scratch and the people that. survived were probably monsters monsters. the Mongols and the [ __ ] hordes and. The Barbarians they were the most harsh. people cuz that was the only way you. survived cuz there was no longer a. technologically advanced civilization it. was all just barbarism and there's very. few animals to eat because there's a. nuclear winter because the sky is filled. with [ __ ] the the impact of this massive.

meteor that slams into Earth and kills. 70% of all the. people then about 6,000 years later they. start figuring out mathematics again wow. this is why I listen to this podcast. that's what I think what do you think as. a you grew up religious uh-huh what is. your take. on God and you gave up your lord yeah. they said uh they said the years were. different so when they said it was. created 5,000 years ago they're like. that's our understanding of the years. they're like this guy's just this oh. this guy Liv 260 but like that's just I.

don't know some Seasons passed when they. wrote that they didn't even have a sun. di right so they like how do how old are. you like I don't we don't have calendar. but are you a believer in a higher power. no no why what do you mean why what. happens why to a belief why when what. happens when you die when you die I. will't forget you but when I die I'll be. remember Herald you know I've worked. really hard so that doesn't happen you. know that's one one of my biggest things. about working is I wonder because you. they say you died twice you die when you.

die and then you die when the last. person that remembers you dies I try to. go I try to go to graveyards I try to. like look at the graveyards and see who. they are and try to n say their name and. keep them alive a little longer whoa. yeah that's. creepy so there's sometimes I call my. dead friends on their cell phone number. numbers they ever answer nope they never. got that number again that's interesting. yeah I why I I I don't like uh the death. thing I don't believe in it but I don't. believe in death. yeah I have one phone that I keep active. because I have uh text message chain.

from Anthony Bourdain and a uh voicemail. from a buddy of mine who died the pool. player no Dave Dolan my uh private. investigator friend who was the funniest. guy I ever met that never did stand up. H he I was a amateur comic and he was a. private investigator that lost his. driver's license because he was drunk. driving so he needed an assistant and so. he asked he really just needed someone. to drive him and so uh I was like. private investigator's assistant that'd.

be a cool job so I just started working. for this guy and uh he died a few years. back when he left me a voicemail it's. [ __ ] awesome what was the last text. Anthony bouran sent. you that's a good question please let. him call you the um no there was a was a. restaurant and uh I uh I took a photo of. this Chef that was prominently figured. on the wall I go who's this guy and it's. Marco Pierre White you know who he. is uh Google that guy he's um one of the.

most uh extraordinary chefs that's like. ever existed he's uh he's a like a true. artistic genius that's a chef where's he. based out of um insir he's inspired yeah. he is English he's amazing he's a really. fascinating guy there's a ton of videos. of him talking about food and talk the. the way he approaches food is the way. you know Rembrandt appro approached. paintings love this guy he's a wizard I. mean he's legitimate he's 100% Allin I.

believe now the way he's he he sets up. these insane restaurants and I think one. of them he's using now from a farm if I. remember correctly that like he runs he. he's certainly done that in the past. where they sour all of their ingredients. everything and you know they set the. they set the menu I mean it's just it's. cuisine taken to a level of precision. that it just just doesn't it's not just.

food the food experience I had in Asia. by the way was unbelievable yeah I saw. your post it was unbelievable how you. know where to go a lot of it was that. Philip Lee was there our friend Philip. Lee the chef he was in Tokyo tell you. where to go that's amaz he been there a. month oh that's amazing and so he like. we went to an Omas sushi place for lunch. that I was like this is absolutely. insane a Tepanyaki place at a hotel. here's the one of the things oh my.

dick's hard oh my God so teepak like. [ __ ] oh he said this thing that I was. like oh I didn't realize this that in. the states a lot of times when you stay. at a hotel you go we got to get out of. the hotel to find something good to eat. right like the hotel restaurant you're. like like. [ __ ] but the uh the thing in Tokyo is. that hotels like your your [ __ ] Hiatt. hotel has a restaurant that you're like. I wish I could eat here every night like.

the food the you know it's that thing of. like the ingredient is the star so like. a salad you you have a basic salad the. tomato is like the best tomato you've. ever had the lettuce we had king crab. they go you went king crab at this. Tepanyaki place and I was was like yeah. likeing Crabb and I'm thinking of it all. the times I've had it before and they. bring it out raw it had just been. brought in from a ship earlier that day. and then they just season it put a. little butter on the like The Griddle.

there and prepare it it was the best I. never had anything like that before the. wagu mafia which is like a theater. performance it's six top six tabletop. and it's just 13 different variations of. wagu beef wow I mean and then we went to. Hong Kong and we had there's this place. called new Punjab Club it's one star. Michelin Place Indian food that was. what's one star mean so one star LEL. it's like yeah there's three star.

possibility so one star is that this is. if it's if it's accessible to you it's. worth going to eat here okay two stars. is like it's worth going out of your way. to eat here three stars is it's worth. making a trip to go to this place just. to eat here oh I went to one of those so. the one yeah we went to a three star in. Singapore that was called Zen that was. just unbeliev but in Hong Kong that. Indian Place their. kitchen was smaller than the space we're. in right now whoa and they had a how. many seats they had probably six tables.

and they had a a cylinder like a ceramic. cylinder they brought us into the. kitchen with coal down there and they. just take sticks and they put them in. there with chicken and beef and. everything and it gets to like [ __ ] I. don't know how me th000 de in there but. every dish came out and you're like this. is every everything we ate was like this. is the best thing I've ever eaten you. know wow but the three star in Singapore. really was one of those experiences. where the experience starts when you. walk in when you walk in you know see.

waiting room experience did you ever see. the movie the menu yes good isn't it. amazing I love that movie such a good. movie Me and Bobby Kelly went to Noma in. Copenhagen took us there just that. noma's the [ __ ] right yeah it. was like best restaurant three out of 5. years and the guy was like we were on a. festival he's like let's just go see it. they ain't going to get you in and they. goes hey these guys are com comedians. visiting wait hold on is this pre lap. band surgery oh yeah oh [ __ ] yeah and uh. and and anyway I got a call I'm taking a.

nap I'm taking a nap to get a call we. got a cancellation for lunch you want to. come in and I was like yeah called Bobby. he's with the promoter Bobby's like nah. we had a shter pizza and the guy hit him. in the face said put that pizza down and. go over there right now and Bobby said. I'll eat the pizza also 20 six course. lunch they don't have lemons because. it's not local they don't want to local. so we use ants that give you that lemony. zest ants uh uh fried moss and there. there ants ant there was a pairing a a.

booze pairing fried Moss we yeah it's. great there was a booze pairing Bobby's. like I'm an alcoholic candy cuz we have. a juice pairing for you there's no level. that they won't accommodate to make. experience where we were in the kitchen. there were three guys peeling walnuts. the little brown cas on a walnut and I. was like who are those guys like they're. highle chefs I'm like what are they. doing they don't want that [ __ ] getting. stuck in your teeth this the thing this. is one of the things you wish you could. share you wish you could share this. experience with everybody like just so. they get. to something [ __ ] ants yeah and you.

didn't you just do it you Don't Think. Twice It's. amazing all right what's. better sushi in Japan or like that that. high-end Sushi or pasta in Europe. like when you're in. Italy food's good too no but I mean but. like what like if you why does. everything have to be a competition with. you B I'm just trying to start. conversation pick teams yeah some of. that shit's great too a local small like. Hast.

tortillas listen manac if I had two. foods to choose for the rest of my life. only based on Flavor it's Italian and. Mexican. 100% Asian is great but I like to get. drunk and I like a [ __ ] burrito yeah. are [ __ ] remember those chicken. burritos we used to get in San Diego. when we go to La Hoya Carlos oh did you. ever go. to that's like that really watery red. sauce that was on the chicken oh my God.

ukas on Vermont where yucas on Vermont. in La no it's a parking lot with a like. a Hut like a stand look like a like. where you would go to get a parking. ticket that's the kitchen whoa and she. got the James Beard award really really. and it's like just tacos the way she. made them in in ukat oh yeah and I. guarantee you those high level chefs. from that would love to eat it yuk bro. if it wasn't for the fact that it's not. good for you I'd beat I'd beat Mexican.

food every day Mexican food and Italian. food I'd be. linguam if if food was just calories. purely and there was no nutrition at all. the whole restaurant dude there was no. concern what's good for your body and. bad for your body oh my God I'd be eaten. Pizza and Pasta all day long nothing. better than pizza that's what I'd be. eatting lasagna if it was if food was. all just just every food was equal a. rigatoni. norina uh uh what's the one with with. the egg YK in it right now EG oh yeah.

they mix it up carbonara carbonara is. the [ __ ] great have you eat Felix in. Venice no I've never been there P pull. upull Jesus I've. heard Evan funky he's got three. restaurants now he's got mother wolf. he's got funk mother wolf and that's. [ __ ] awesome in Hollywood God I I. don't even think about going gluten-free. when I go to that joint mother wolf is. the [ __ ] for real you I go I let that. carnivore die go [ __ ] itself like we're. we're here for mouth pleasure Dam Evan. is a wizard he's been on the podcast.

before he has yeah he's a wizard it's. just when you see him like they're. artists about it they're thinking about. it another level brother brother uh Roy. Choy friend of Tom and we Tom and I used. to do bref dinner with Roy Choy all the. time he lived next door to me he. revolutionized trucks good from. Bourdain he said to me one time we went. to dinner for his daughter's birthday. and he said uh I said what do you have. for dinner and he said I'm going vegan I. said really he said I'm going vegan for. a year CU I feel like uh meat has. dominated my pallet and I want to I want.

to really challenge my pallet to find. flavor again those guys do it for. another and then you go wow that's. that's dedication to the craft that's. [ __ ] Next Level man that's the. [ __ ] thing dumb I couldn't do that. yeah or dumb go eat squash for year. stupid I can eat ribeye steaks 365 days. a year be fine you gave me two zins yeah. let's go no they're Rogues they're two. roges Tommy you turn me on of these the. best to the best I know ask yeah yeah.

yeah yeah yeah pass me too I'm into 24. milligrams. hey it's uh it dropped dropped on the. ground dropped on the ground take off. the [ __ ] ground look it off the. ground don't be scared do with your. mouth do it with your mouth there's only. random people from all walks of life. scien sat that seat many times it's not. the safest most. certainly dri seating choice for protect. my Parks what not love the seating. choice for protect my Parks why I don't. know I like you where you are right here.

yeah nor switch it up switch it up. that's your I'm not in love with. sunglasses either oh no they have to go. sunglasses when they get [ __ ] up it. lets Shane be Shane it lets Tim Dylan be. Tim Dylan you got to give a man the. option of sunglasses you have to really. yeah yeah what are you doing what you. how a lot of people um look at that [ __ ]. here let me show you mine he's got he's. gonna piss into a jar you know there's a. bathroom out there a closer one no. there's not a closer one no don't do. that you got a lot of sack bro a lot not.

a great dick your sack looks like you. lost 500. lb thank you like you had like 80 lb in. your sack let's see your let's see let's. go viral let's go viral no no I'm not. showing my d I'm a grown man what are. your balls bigger than your dick uh no. they're regular yeah. yeah no do you have a hard time coming. nope for real no what do you think about. when you come uh I really don't have a.

thing don't piss into the [ __ ] me. that why don't you go to the bathroom. just pinch your dick go out there you T. take your take your headphones off and. go walk out Ari go go walk don't piss on. my mug I'll take it just walk them both. out now like you should have just left. before I should have left how much piss. you have left in you do you really have. a good gauge yeah it's done I I was top. the bubbles I just tell you that like. when you have to piss and you do piss. it's one of the great feelings of life. so good it's so good and it's one of.

those things we're ashamed of you know. so we don't talk about it like like we. really appreciate a good solid piss if. youve been drinking beer had zippered up. don't zip your dick in your how many. times you done that caught your dick in. your zipper done that. that stopped me from going bearback I. thought like bearback was like a wild. person's way to do it I don't need no. [ __ ] underwear I'm not a [ __ ] do you. know underwear a couple times I caught. my dick in my zip I don't wear underwear. Myck I know I pulled your dick out in. front of everybody at Vulcan I know you.

did I pantsed him I pantsed him during. kill Tony his ass was hanging out I was. like let's go let's go let go get you. get a little shaft caught in a zipper. that'll change your that. no. [ __ ] you got toach you need underwear. you need underwear underwear are. important keep it together no no no okay. what do you just you just feel great. though huh especially in a suit pant we. one of those uh seek things you feel. like a wild person you dick just FL yes.

I must feel good with no under you. remember those days where the girls were. getting caught getting out of limos with. their [ __ ] yep purpose on purpose. 100% cuz the camera was down the camera. was literally like focused on their. vagina like from down low like a like. imagine it's like a wildlife. photographer they just be. see and move it over see if this these. [ __ ] Jaguars are going to come out of. that yeah they did it was like they. figured out how to be viral or early on.

just show your P that was so fascinating. to me when I learned that a lot of those. people that are always in Paparazzi that. they give a heads up to the paparazzi. you know I didn't know that originally. and you're like oh they call I'm going. here yeah hey I'm I'm having a new beard. I'm Da pictures yeah exactly Jesus wait. how do you deal with Paparazzi how do I. deal with them like do you engage or do. you just tap out I mean the only thing I. think I deal with is probably autograph. people that just are they you never had.

like Paparazzi come up to you yeah I did. it on Melrose and in LA but they're not. like here are you generous or are you. just like hey go [ __ ] yourself the TMZ. guys are good guys they're good guys. I've known a few of them that were. Comics that you knowy his headphones. yeah they're good. guys just making money and I was talking. to some hot foreign chick at the patio. of the store and I was just coming up. and the guy was like hey man when you're. done with the date can can I get an. interview with you TMZ I was like yeah. sure I talked to her for another 20. minutes then she left and I was like you. don't really want any go no I trying to.

make you look cool was like nice that. was [ __ ]. awesome that's a good move there was. like 20 of them outside of a store once. and then they all surrounded me and I. was like you're not here for me and. they're like no so and so is shopping. over here but they're just nice yeah. most of them are just people man and. then they're also get abused all the. time but some of them are [ __ ] Crepes. you some of them are like yeah invading. privacy yeah you ever see that. line tapped into people's phones crazy.

tapped into their emails you worried. about that no not really I assume. everyone is listening to every phone. call do you think of that when you text. 100% I think of that i' still send memes. shut the [ __ ] up I'll defend these in. court [ __ ] these are. funny what's uh what's his name Pete Lee. yeah Pete Lee you know the story maybe. better than I do no Pete Lee the comic. comic he had a stalker who was trying to.

kill him oh boy and it was really bad it. had to go to court and he had talked. apparently about a stalker on Legion of. skanks and they read the transcripts of. legion of skanks in court no and it and. it. murdered everyone was laughing. hysterically everyone's laughing. hysterically and they're like [ __ ] this. guy's guilty yo did you hear that story. Norton told on the podcast who Norton. had a legal issue with this guy that he'. criticized on the podcast oh and he read.

this they go into detail go into detail. I'm doing that they read the the. transcript during the podcast and people. were laughing and the the guy got. humiliated so he decided to settle the. case that guy went on to shoot a judge's. son she went he went to the house. pretended he was like a delivery guy and. shot the son of this judge that he was. trying to kill the judge and then she. got away or she wasn't there I don't. remember what happened but this this is.

the same guy that Norton was involved in. a lawsuit with for making fun of he was. he was a woman's advocate or a man's. Advocate man's man's right advocate so. he I think he's the same person that. protested elza if I'm not mistaken oh. having an all female show woman suspect. in fatal shooting at home of Judge e. Esther salus described himself as an. anti-feminist lawyer once argued a case. before the judge Oh's a female name yeah.

well she was a she was a female judge he. showed up at her house and [ __ ]. killed her. son it's so crazy man that's really. scary yeah that's terrible I love that. Norman or that uh Jim Norton is happy. I'm glad you love that he's happy I love. it I love it I love seeing him happy man. it makes me so happy another glass of. water for you I just worried you were. going to go pissing that yeah Jesus. Christ guys grow the [ __ ] up waa grow. the [ __ ] up how weird kind of like thing.

to say everybody pees with a solid glass. of piss right next to your right. arm yeah the the thing he's doing with. uh his wife on YouTube yeah I love it. I'm glad you love it I love it man I. love I love I love I I'll say this out. loud I love seeing people. succeed I love seeing people win I love. flowers Jim's. underrated hardcore he's underrated he's.

one of the best comics of Our Generation. his Heyday on OPI and Anthony he made op. Anthony he made he made that's an. understatement right there he made it it. was weird to me that it was Opie and. Anthony and Jim was on it I was like it. seems kind of weird I think they had. their show for years before and then. open it wasn't what it was until Joe Jim. showed up yeah they were in Boston bro. they would never have had the comedians. they had I mean respectfully I love op. and Anthony I love those guys I was a. fan of the show but that group of comics.

that was on it the reason this podcast. is what it is today and in all fairness. is because of that [ __ ] show but it's. also because of Jim yeah it's because. that show gave people the opportunity to. just hang out and I remember when Ari. and I used to do in the early days it. was just like this is a place where you. could just hang out with Comics there. was no script there was no script they. just allowed us to [ __ ] around and also. they were cool about like you were a. headliner a name and they were like. who's this like he's my opener com is. Comic up give him a mic yeah I would I. would tell them I got a funny guy who. was coming with me I'm going to bring.

them in cool Tommy Tommy's one of those. guys so hard on that show how' you bomb. I was totally not ready for it I was not. a fan of the show yeah oh you didn't. know I I was I I knew about the show but. I didn't listen to it I didn't know. about it oh no and I went in there and I. was just I said a couple words and I. just kind of sat in the pocket and then. Ricky dves came in oh wow and then I. started talking to. Ricky as the show was going on just like. hey what's going on what you that.

episode oh no while the show was. happening yeah yeah yeah you realize. your mic was on H kind of and then uh. get radio and Ricky and I just kept. talking and then I'd look over and I'd. see the GU like what are you [ __ ]. doing yeah it you might be the most. epically in retrospect horrific comic. tab do radio what without a doubt cuz. Tom has never given a [ __ ] about. anything ever in his life ever so when. you did Tom when you did Bob and Tom.

they like write out your things you want. to say and Tom was like I'll just figure. it. out you never a [ __ ] you never gave a. [ __ ] they asked me to do that too I'm. like I'm not doing that the produc got. really upset they upset like and I go. we're going to figure it out yeah they. didn't I'm not that kind of comic they. didn't like it this is nonsense you're. doing some 1985 nonsense they didn't. like that at all and this is not 1985. get out of here they were nice but they. Tom was doing that before anyone else. like I with absolute love when you see.

all the comics coming on and [ __ ] up. radio and and and TV that they're doing. now it's a little bit based on the fact. that you really did not give a [ __ ] hang. on a lot of guys didn't including Tracy. Morgan on. TR bunny out his belly was like. someone's getting pregnant someone. getting pregnant he would be slapping. his that's why I'm Mak call My. Philosophy on it was. basically I think podcast Radio.

television all go can go really well. based on the host's interest yeah and so. what I had was I had a. real like personal [ __ ] you to a host. that was like I don't really care who. you are or what you're doing here I'm. just this is what we do and so if they. were like you're at the club this week I. would go yeah right and then they were. like be funny I'd be like why don't you. go suck your [ __ ] mom's dick and and.

then they would go like what that's a. business partner right there so that's. why you came out with DJ dad M that was. why DJ dad mouth came out was that so it. came out to this specific person that. came out just because I was like I don't. want to do this. umv never did I to. never contractually obligated they just. make you what they would end up doing is. the funny bones would go hey if you. would if you would do this you know we. we bring people every week no matter. whether they're big or small selling.

tickets or not so like when I started to. sell tickets they' be like oh oh they go. oh your shows are sold out this week I'd. be like cool they're and you're doing. good morning heart for tomorrow and I'd. be like why and they're like because we. do it every week and I'd go but it's not. to sell tickets right cuz the tickets. are sold it's just to promote the club. yeah so they're like no but get up at 5: and go do it and I'm like all right so. that kind of came from that but before. that I'm saying like like even like I. did Kimmel last night you when you go.

there you're like all right I'm gonna. like you know you do a pre- interview. with a producer it still rides on the. fact that he's engaged and wants it to. go well right and so and he totally was. and it was really fun and it went well. but in the Radio Days A lot of times. those radio hosts sometimes there like. the the the Philly guys Preston and. Steve they come in like you come in and. they're like they they know questions. they know what you've been doing so that. makes the experience fun fun they're. happy to see you great but you go into.

places where they're just like they're. literally like you're born in Cincinnati. and you go yeah and they'll go trying to. lead you like yeah so tell us something. about that and you're like what so. I I didn't go if I left that place and. you the host were like I didn't really. like you I'd be like I don't give a [ __ ]. that you don't like me I'm not here to. [ __ ] dance you have ridden that horse. into the grave I love that about you is. that you got to remember this was before.

when you were doing. that the only white no one white white. person was doing that Tracy Morgan as a. famous person would go in and be wild on. on thing and and everyone would [ __ ]. love we share with each other was the. best Tom was doing. it in Earnest like [ __ ] off like. everyone can f and mind you at the same. time I was going to the same places and. being like oh God please play Tracy. Morgan one look at me on that I'm. handsome now I can see why I got so many.

kids Texas El Paso I'm telling you man I. went the Jaguars last night I love. ladies here wow oh my God yeah so again. not family enterment somebody get. pregnant somebody go get pregnant while. I'm two days watch two days somebody. going to get pregnant so uh yeah Trac. it's always these guys you know it's the. same guy in every Market oh boy but. they're loving it they're loving it and. Tom would go in and do that but he would. do it his own way you know and it was so.

[ __ ] awesome man cuz so many of us. myself included would just suck a dick. and be. like the r no I I don't I disagree what. you would do is you would go in with fun. energy you go I'm going to make this fun. I would drink on those you go yeah blow. his ass you go fun do it do it get out. of here I got a hard month coming what's. your hard month I'm going hard we're. celebrating Tommy what in February.

yeah [ __ ] don't bring it to me what you. trying to do in February I'm doing stuff. are you trying to move to London let. those [ __ ] know hey are you guys are. you guys going to run our uh 5K wait. wait is it a specific place or just. wherever you are I want to bike it 5K by. May where is it jelly roll is doing it. cam hannes is doing it is it a specific. place just anywhere uh they're gonna. we're going to do a 5k where we're. picking a spot we haven't announced we. haven't announced it yet what's do in. Australia Lou's doing it great Call's. doing.

it Tim's doing it no Tim dyan's. not's going to have a headache Tim. timy's doing dy's planning on doing it. Tim dyan's doing it uh Shane Gillis is. doing it Lou CK is doing it that's three. and a half miles they're not it say 3.1. buddy Tim Dy is not doing it he said he. would great is it our first place prize. that was [ __ ] we no it just completed. I think as the dam here's the I just. remember this the best radio one was.

when I went in do you ever have somebody. and they go sit here and they're doing. the thing like we're coming yeah you're. just waiting like all right we're coming. back from break all right so then they. walk you in the room and they sit you. here then the guy could not be less. interested he's like reading the paper. what radio station tell it so he's uh. it's in the Northeast but he goes he. goes all right we we'll be back from the. break in 30 seconds and I go okay he. goes then just take over and I go what.

he goes just take over and I go what are. you talking about he goes it's just your. show you have shows this week and just. do whatever you want to do and I go I'm. not going to do anything and then it's. like 10 seconds he's like what do you. mean you're not going to do anything I. go I'm not going to do anything. I go if you don't ask me something I'm. not going to say a single [ __ ] word. and he goes uh and he goes uh go all. respect he goes uh Bobby Lee was here uh. last week and he took all his clothes. off I go how'd that play on radio was. that a [ __ ] hit for your audience and.

then it was like you're on and this guy. was [ __ ] scrambling like freaking out. he read my fake bioz IO I had a fake bio. yeah that's his internet footprint it. was all like up and it was like you. played for the Bengals and I was like. yeah he was. like so he's asking me all the fake. questions and he full starts sweating he. starts sweating and he has his co-host. who doesn't know how to also navigate. but they were just to me they embodied. like lazy disinterested and you know.

yeah they were like unhappy in this. market doing what they do and they were. just like take over and I was like [ __ ]. you [ __ ] yeah the the best thing about. him I would have scram he really doesn't. give a [ __ ] you just go no you realize. how many times me and you maybe maybe. I'm saying maybe not me and you but like. just went in and did the dance yeah and. that's. why I I'm I look up to you because it's. the coolest thing about you is that you. really don't give a [ __ ] that is nice.

it's so cool to not give a [ __ ] it's so. sexy like it's not when you give a [ __ ]. it's a little sad sometimes you know I. think I give a [ __ ] about certain things. you don't give a [ __ ] yeah right but. what you don't give a [ __ ] about com you. do not give a [ __ ] you do not give a. [ __ ] you have the perfect amount of. [ __ ] yeah I think it's like a balance. no it's the right balance no it's. detrimental to what to him how so if I. read his comments I'd be like start. giving a [ __ ] yeah but who's writing.

those comments you can't read comments I. do the the people that are writing them. you're getting a disproportionate amount. of. failures you're getting a. disproportionate amount of people that. are just yeah for sure but it's not. it's not if you're trying to get like a. control study of the population general. population if you're doing a. pharmaceutical study you have a bunch of. old people bunch of young people. different walks of life you're going to. do it right you you do it with a bunch. of biological variability the. variability of people that are wanting. to comment negatively online it's like.

you could find those people they they. don't have their [ __ ] together dizziness. some of them are kids just ignore them a. lot of them are kids they're real young. some of them they think it's fun they. don't they're trying to get a reaction. they don't know what to do they just try. to like [ __ ] on you and see if you. respond it's a nonsense way to. communicate it isense you don't know who. they are you don't know what their. background is you don't know whether. their opinion is valid you're accepting. negativity and human beings have a.

natural propensity to look towards. negative things because your brain is. programmed to look for intruders and. dangerous things yeah so you could look. at a hundred people in your village that. you love but you see one person that. doesn't love you to stand on a hillside. you know 50 yards away and you get. scared sure like oh [ __ ] what's that and. that's what that is that's what comments. are it's just you're you're hijacking. your natural system that's why I think. May the positive ones are best love him. he say no no no cuz I I remember I there. was a time I was getting negative when.

the movie came out I was getting a lot. of negative [ __ ] and uh I texted Tommy I. was like can you just take a look at it. and see if it's real you know cuz I. don't I can't look at it it [ __ ] me up. so I just stop looking at it I hired. someone to do it for me but I I don't. trust them I don't trust them no no no. no no just monitor them and then Tommy. read them and he was like that's. actually kind of. sweet you're like it's not that bad and. I was like oh for real he was like yeah. I love that you got to find a you got.

you're going to have a certain amount of. people that [ __ ] hate everything cuz. you're big we were talking in the green. room the other night I was talking about. this uh person who wrote this uh they. were talking about all time great. guitarist and they said Hendrick was. mostly noise yeah like that is the. craziest [ __ ] thing I've ever heard. anybody trying to be erive that's like. no you like him you just don't like him. as much as everyone else does no it's. just just a it's a contrarian. perspective a lot of people like to do. that too yeah this guy Su they don't.

suck they're just you think they're a. B+ don't you think it's fun sometimes. sometimes just to provoke yeah it is me. not no not me not me you definitely you. are it's fun yeah you're number one at. that you love it to provoke just like. let me get a rise out of yeah it's a fun. way to initiate a conversation yeah yeah. yeah not not me I like I just I cruise. by try to keep my head down read those. comments huh no yes you do you just said. you did no no no no no Tommy's comments. read Tommy's comments you don't read.

yours no I do not ever not ever never. every now and then never late in the. night taking a [ __ ] 300 in the morning. never shut I never happy about post let. me see if it's positive let me see if. people have a good thing say no no so. wait why would you believe I didn't cuz. I'm different than you how so don't you. think no you don't think you think we're. the same I think we're so similar that's. fascinating buddy me and you if we slept.

in bed together we'd fight over the. sheets I don't think so I'm not a sheet. fighter get then I would be up I want. you to have an equitable amount of the. Sheets if I would assume there's enough. sheets for two people what part of you. you're a twin what part of you you have. to identify with me a little bit cuz I. know I drive you nuts that's interesting. I know I drive you nuts at times and I. know how do you guys feel about what. he's saying end of it about you guys the. same thing I mean no I I think there's. similarities in everyone but I think.

you're pretty different people as far. removed as can stay in my friend. group here's I I told you what I I told. you what can I tell you I can I tell you. how I feel about you can I tell you how. I feel about can I tell you how I feel. you when Nate. Diaz says I didn't get bullied I had a. big brother right I think like you're my. big brother a sweetie I do I I feel like.

I have a big brother I've said that to. you and I've said that to you I think. you guys approach things very. differently we do and I think I I I. think I drive you [ __ ] nuts no you. don't I have to I have to I know I drive. me nut you drove me nuts October you. bring out his competitive Spirit you. bring there's a [ __ ] monster in there. and you let him out of the cage but I. love your monster yeah like the way a. younger brother would like needling his. big brother I like your monster here's. the big like one of the big things I. think Super different is that he.

approaches things of like all right if I. want to be proficient at this thing I'm. going to do it all the every day cuz. that's how you get good the consistency. and the discipline yeah yeah and you go. you know what I think I can Wing this. [ __ ] and pretty good at it and that's. one of the big like philosophical. differences of how you approach life. yeah yeah but I but I but I listen I. listen to your podcast all the time and. I love I love the way your brain thinks. I would never listen to my podcast but.

like I like the way your brain thinks. I'm just curious that's the way my brain. thinks I'm always just trying to figure. out why I think what I think and why. this other person thinks what they think. but I do I do the same. in a flipflop like I like the way your. brain thinks but it's not the way my. brain thinks I have no discipline I. don't like discipline one of the cool. things about hanging out with different. walks of life you obviously become very. successful with claiming you have no. discipline you you do have. disci you KN you know in secret time.

that I go to you I lean on you for like. in times of real need like when I was. with my cardiologist and I was like hey. man I'm lost I don't know what to do and. you were like card uh carnivore and and. so I I do that I do that but the problem. is and I would say this honest honestly. just to Ari with privately but. like we knew you before you were you. like we knew you before this thing so. like I know I know I know you and I know.

who you've become and and I I obviously. respect that I really do but but like my. my Joe guy I knew is you is you and I. don't think I've changed that much no. it's it's a perception of you that's. changed yeah and so everyone else falls. into that with a lot of famous people. they fall into what they think of. someone but then and so they don't get. treated as who they really are I I think. I've improved my perspective on things. and the way I treat people but you've. grown and you're a better person I mean.

honestly you're an amazing person but. but I will always know you as the dude. that walked me into his house I will. never know you as this thing like this. thing is pretty [ __ ] insane it's just. like cool for you but that's not but my. version of it is fairly small you've. been pretty good at keeping keeping cuz. I I hang around with the same people I. go to the club I go to home I work out I. do all the things I have to do it's not. just that I have new friends it's just. like I I [ __ ] torture myself so like.

my perspective is balanced yeah like the. worst thing that happens during my day. is probably not as bad as what I've done. to myself so like I go into every day. with like a baseline like I can handle. [ __ ] that hasn't changed in you at all. no that's the best way to regulate. things like what Henry Rollins was. saying in that essay it's the best way. to regulate things it's the the best way. to keep a perspective on things you. don't want to become a tyrant you don't. want to become like enamored with power.

and enamored with. influence I'm not interested in you're. not a guy who says do you know who I am. I'm not interested at all if you don't. if you don't know who I if you don't. know who I am I'm happy I would love to. talk to a dude who doesn't know me got. be shocking it's got to be shocking it. be fun talk talk to when was the last. time you had that where someone was like. you can tell some what do you do for a. living sometimes people [ __ ] you. it's great it's great sometimes people. pretend they don't know who you are. Tommy's got friends that I've met that I. go what do you do for a living and I get.

[ __ ] angry and I. go how do you not know who I am the. dentist or whatever the guy lives next. door to you yeah so what do you do for a. living I'm [ __ ]. shut down I had this uh fancy fancy. lunch once with Eric Von Dan Eric. Weinstein invited me to this lunch with. Eric von danin Eric Von danin is the one. who wrote the Chariots of the Gods he. wrote that book about ancient aliens. coming down here and like building the. pyramids and all this wild [ __ ] and uh.

he knew that I was going to he knew I. knew everything about this guy I knew. everything about his book I KN I watched. his documentary multiple times I've seen. all the criticisms about I want to have. this conversation with him find out why. he thinks the way he thinks but when he. said what do you do for a. living because he didn't know who I was. I was like I'm a comedian and uh. Weinstein started laughing and and he. goes well he's you know I go I'm a. comedian and he started explaining the. podcast and all the different stuff but.

I was like just just tell me what you. think tell me what you think and why you. think but if you ask me what I do it's. going to change the answer yeah it's. also it's like I like that he didn't. know who I was like this is wonderful. this is wonderful like this is a nice. conversation totally and I and. respectfully why do you believe this and. why do you ignore all the evidence that. seems to lean to an advanced. civilization that built this and that. we're we've have a rebuilding of. advanced civilizations today that's much. more plausible but he's his whole. business is sort of once you have an.

initial assertion you write a book about. it you make a documentary about it. everybody's going to say like that's you. can't change your opinion cuz that. book's still on the Shelf I bought your. [ __ ] book your book's [ __ ] the. book's what I thought back then I didn't. know any better. right but that was a good one meting. someone you you don't know who they are. I know everything about him really I I. had studied him for so long I had. studied his fil I'd watched his film.

multiple times because his film asks. real questions like how the [ __ ] did. they do this there's some some stones in. Lebanon and some [ __ ] crazy quarried. stone it's like how the [ __ ] were they. planning on moving this where they had. abandon the stone cuz there was a crack. in it and so they moved on so they have. the evidence of how they actually Quarry. these things don't understand those all. those ancient quaries uh like structures. when you think about what it takes how. we build things today and you see these. things built and it's like a 100,000 lb.

Stone it's the best evidence that people. were more advanced back then exactly and. then you go and then not only is it like. together whereas it's seamless between. two you can't put a a piece of paper. between it's all. aqueducts they what they did what they. did was probably follow a line of uh. Innovation that's different from the. line we follow one that we can't really. right relate to we followed we followed. combustion engines industrial Evolution.

manufacturing at a large scale that's. what we followed what they followed is. probably something very different that. we yeah so it probably had to do with. frequencies and sound and how you could. pour. bore through Stone they had Diamond. drills do you think if they saw our. stuff they'd be like what the [ __ ] yeah. they'd probably be like weired out by. the internet oh yeah if they didn't have. it but the thing is like if you have. electronics and you leave them on the. ground they're they don't exist in a 100. years they will get absorbed by the. Earth within a thousand years there's no.

Trace you'll find the minerals that are. in the the the batteries and all that. stuff that all break down there'll be. nothing left there's nothing if you. watched buildings that were in Detroit. that people abandoned and you see trees. growing through those buildings quickly. man houses cars you see a car that gets. left in the woods it just gets broken. down to rust and within a thousand years. there will be. nothing so if there was some [ __ ] that.

existed like the conventional dating of. the Great Pyramid is500 BC that's but. that's under heavy speculation the real. belief is it's probably the guys from. John Anthony West and Graham Hancock and. Randle Carlson they Point towards a. possibility of a super sophisticated. civilization more than 11,000 BC see I. think that's the thing that I've never. really consider no really considered is. that you always go oh they had like an.

archaic system that just worked right. like levies and P and no you know what I. mean they had like full electronics and. like guns and stuff you think we're we. have to be the best we have to be. in things they moved things that were. thousands of pounds it's crazy through. the mountains if another 500 years. passed from here how much technology. would if that all gets wiped out it'll. get started over and we'll be at our. level and they be like well they were.

less Advanced I'm the same way as you. it's like doesn't make sense exactly so. you have you think of everything. carrying a rock right yeah if we just. had to live from now on the human race. evolves from the the genes of the. Preppers what if that's it Preppers. people that are [ __ ] bunkers in their. [ __ ] backyards and canned peaches and. that [ __ ] you know that who's that. that religious guy that sells survival. food on TV you know those they have Jim.

Baker oh yeah yeah remember bucket. buckets buckets of survival food you. could use this as a stand for your table. they're eating at the dinner table with. like buckets of survival food under it. bucket prep yeah if you know if you're. one of those dudes man and that's all. that. lives yeah these survival I mean how. long would it take fun of these dullards. in the crowd look at these dull-minded. gray brain people look at what are the. what are the chance that those people. going to invent the [ __ ] that's your.

joke if I if I dropped you off in the. middle of woods with a hatchet how long. till you could send me an email yeah it'. be millions of years if you had access. to all the tools that people have ever. yeah look at that where is that Egypt. The Unfinished Obelisk like in theory. they would have raised it up taken it. out of so there was an obis they cut. into the stone and they had the. technology to not only cut that but. unfortunately some of that stone would. crack and they would have to abandon it. but they have to pick it up and move it.

hundreds of miles wow and they did it. routinely there's no way to like uh. grasp that and let unless you think the. technology was other level like not only. that dude there's a lot of evidence that. even the Great Pyramid is a more recent. creation to some of the older Kingdom. work the deeper they go into the sand on. some of the structures they'll find like. as they they start Excavating that. there's another structure underneath it.

and then they uncover that and the older. they uncover them it seems like the. larger the stones were the more complex. the systems were it's why old [ __ ] man. these people were doing something a long. [ __ ] time ago and if you listen to. guys like Robert shock who's a geologist. from Boston University he studied the. erosion marks on the outside of the. Temple of the Sphinx he said this is. indicative of thousands of years of. rainfall that created this this is why. you get these kind of fissures in the. stones the only time there was rainfall.

in the Nile Valley was like 9,000 BC so. you got to go back thousands of years. that predate that because you got have. thousands of years years of rainfall. when a rainforest all that area like the. Sahara Desert used to be a [ __ ]. tropical. rainforest. wow like all this [ __ ] happened before. we were [ __ ] driving diesel trucks. and yeah coal plants the world has been.

in a constant state of flux. forever and that area where they. initially established the kingdom of of. where where Giza was and. is and all those are that area was Lush. with resources that's probably why they. Advanced there for so long they they did. some wild [ __ ] in this one area that. there's wild structures all over the. Earth that they found nothing compares. to what they did in Africa nothing not. one thing is anything like the Great.

Pyramid of 2,300,000. stones move from quaries hundreds of. miles away cut in a perfect position. true northsouth East and West it's. [ __ ] wild what they did and I think. they were probably more advanced than we. are that's what I think has to be I know. when you go and when you see it first. like going going to machap Picchu you. know up in the Andes you're like what. how do they build this up in the. mountains just imagine if everything. collapsed right now what people would be.

like 200 years from now they' be [ __ ]. barbarians totally they be Walking Dead. Walking Dead people like living in. little groups and tribes trying to stay. alive and eventually they would rebuilt. but I think it would take forever and I. think that's what happened do you ever. think about that like te like you go. technology exists with the same things. that were available like hundreds of. years before thousands of years hundreds. same same like there is nothing new put.

here we just were able to develop a. phone and every technology build some. someone's invented this we go radio ways. if they didn't tap into that then that. that never had radio so if someone. invents something quicker that's. different like if someone invents. nuclear fion like way early uhhuh and. everybody's like whoa or someone events. cold fusion way early you're like okay. well now we've solved this energy. problem now we can move in a different. direction or stops plague early yeah.

early it allows you to like you think. all the technological stuff that has. evolved is with that the theory that we. are borrowing from we taken from. basically alien life leaving technology. here or giving us hints oh Jesus no I. think the alien technology thing is. fascinating but it might be also be. [ __ ] you always have to look at all. these things that are public and that. are talked about and the Pentagon. releases things about might be [ __ ]. you always have to think it might be.

[ __ ] every time I look at any. phenomenon whether it's UFOs uaps. whatever the [ __ ] you want to call them. I always say to myself if I was the. military and I had some top secret drone. program that moved through a totally. unique and novel propulsion system that. operated on gravity and that we figured. out how to do this we can move it around. and I would be testing in exactly the. same places these people were testing. they were testing in all this restricted.

airspace where they would run these uh. military drills they did it off the east. coast and they did it off the West Coast. so where they're seeing these things is. exactly where the military runs their. their. tests I would assume that if I was the. military that's how I would things I. would hide things I would hide things by. saying they're UFOs and saying we have. no idea what this is and if you have top. secret programs which we 100% know they. do and if you have a theory of.

propulsion that's based on gravity and. not on igniting combustible fluids like. Rocket Fuel which we definitely have and. they have had since I believe the 19. 1950s they first started theor. theorizing about uh magnetic propulsion. systems they probably have been. developing this forever they've probably. been doing it in secrecy and probably. China's doing it as well and the best. way to hide it I would imagine would be. to say that this is something from. another world also we might be visited.

by other worlds also we might be visited. by things from other dimensions I think. it might be all the above and I don't. think you can count out any of it just. because the fact that we know there's. planets if we know there's planets. they're far enough away from the Sun. that the the water doesn't boil and. nothing freezes if they're in that. goldilock zone maybe life can develop. and we know that there's a shitload of. those out there we've found a bunch of. them already so if they're out there we. would assume that something would be. like us plus 100 years plus 500 years.

and they would want to go to these other. planets and say look at these crazy. [ __ ] with Flint tools trying to start. fires by knocking sticks together and we. would say let's fing leave our radio. you's that's what and I think that's. what they do and that's what this Diana. boka was saying about researchers were. describing these crashed UFOs as. donations so if I was from somewhere. else whether it was another dimension or. another planet and I wanted to. accelerate the technological innovation.

by these beings I would give them fiber. optics I go figure that out crash this. thing back engineer it figure it out get. your brightest Minds lock everybody down. shoot everybody with a big mouth and. figure out how to [ __ ] make this how. to do this and that I think that's what. the Bob Lazar story is all about right I. was not. listening yeah I got lost I got lost. yeah it sounds cool what' you get lost. in buddy when you started with. propulsion I was like I funny I felt.

like I was listening to your podcast I. know [ __ ] should learn you are while. it's happening I I I I all take I love I. love your brain got. you want to take a nap take nap naps so. see church was all about naps uh is. everybody coming to the show tonight. yeah what time are you show 7. o'cl I just got to walk the dog yeah. what time is it now 6 543 six basically. let's.

[ __ ] go let's go let's [ __ ] go. let's have some fun all right Denver I'm. coming first week of March 7th show. added bro you look depressed no not no. not at all not at all are we going to. wear this to the shows yeah let's wear. to the shows let's just go right to the. shows we doing a show tonight for real. yeah 7:00 show you want to do a show so. up what you talking about oh yeah you've. never done comedy drunk I've never done. comedy drunk I have done comedy drunk. you definitely have done comedy come a. long way to admit that past all right. yeah what is this drunk what is that.

fiddle with that the whole time that is. a mammoth ivory um handle for a 1911. which is type of pistol oh it goes in. like that I guess yeah you have to get. it uh fit for 1911 are we really doing a. spot tonight what is this really aren't. you a professional it's not a big deal I. am yeah I am you can come and just watch. us you watch and not do it that'll be. I'm I can't can't not get on stage how. you going to take all that [ __ ] off in. the time it second takes a second no I.

start off like John malany like very uh. like tactile and wait you're going to. keep it on right no no no I I realized. in taking it off I'm a different person. with my shirt off on keep keep it on. keep it on keep it on keep it on for the. show tonight listen Clark Kent we're all. going to wear it Clark Kent with your. stupid glasses I know who you are [ __ ]. Clark Kent was the ultra ego Clark Kent. with your stupid glasses I know it's. Superman Superman's this real person. yeah yeah duh what the [ __ ] is this guy.

doing come on don't you think I watched. TV show don't you think I read the comic. book same thing with Hulk come on dude. yeah what are you saying don't change. good set with a suit on you already have. shoulders bro you're jacked you don't. even have to take your shirt off you can. still kill you can kill with a Sho a. suit and a tie on yeah stuff your. shoulders I know you love that pop when. you take your shirt off and it is a wild. pop it's a wild pop buddy we were. watching it last the uh tuesday9 it's a. big pop I have the last recorded uh. they're like going to take a shirt off.

you can see they're saying is he going. to take his shirt off I remember when he. wouldn't take his shirt shirt off in the. O like I don't want my shirt off secret. not in the O not in the o what I was. Youngy would not like it do you do it. now she would not like it yeah's get. something to eat I'm the only one there. let's get something to eat oh yeah you. the only one there let's get something. to eat and go you want to get something. to eat and go yeah it's whatever you. want I would love Eddie Edie. be gentlemen wearing suits love ABS. let's go let's go right now let's go all.

right this podcast is over love you guys. I love you too listen this has been uh. months for all these years of us doing. this it's been a [ __ ] it's been fun. we've had a good time it's been a wild. fun new civilizations will never have. this yeah I mean they're gonna lock this. down you know no network would ever. allow it no [ __ ] producers would ever. Bank their mortgage on this being. something like they would be like guys. guys guys guys guys let's talk let's. talk about what you said there Ed you. guys admitted a lot of things love Eddie.

be right now let's go eat some steaks. all right I love you guys love you guys. bye. everybody. [Music].