Joe Rogan Experience #2074 - Shane Gillis

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day. hey we're up rolling yes what's. happening bro how fun are these workouts. changes your day right yeah it makes the. day better I don't know I literally. don't know how you do this what do you. mean you're like oh it's going to you're. going to feel so good dude I get to the. club I'm literally fall to sleep I'm.

sore you got to start taking vitamins I. I take some vitamins do you what are you. taking take vitamin B yeah okay D okay. pause C okay take some zinc oh okay. that's it you getting like a. multivitamin yeah whatever the [ __ ]. CVS things is oh okay those yellow you. know what I'm talking about those. probably been on a shelf since the 70s. [ __ ] it yeah I don't think they're doing. anything I heard zinc Makes You Come. Harder.

I haven't noticed a big result but um. zinc is difficult to get into your. bloodstream you need an ionophore if. you're going to take zinc you need. something like I for yeah I for super. important what's that something that. allows uh I don't want to [ __ ] this up. but I think it allows ions to get into. your bloodstream easier it just allows. things like zinc to get into your cells. easier I'm not yeah I'm not close to. worrying about [ __ ] like that I'm. working on like. bread dude.

I'll worry about I fors in a couple. years Bread's tough boy when you when. you're sitting at a restaurant they. bring out the bread with the butter it. smells good it's hard I mean this. weekend I ate at Denny's and Waffle. House oo both were pretty good bro at. 2:00 in the morning a [ __ ] a waffle. with some sausages it's hard to beat. yeah you know I used to love in La rosos. Chicken and Waffles God damn it's good. it's the best with collard greens oh I. don't know about you like collard greens.

[ __ ] love them yeah especially when. you're it's the combination of flavors. the chicken the waffles the syrup with. the butter the syrup and the butter too. much syrup and too much butter just. let's [ __ ] go let's go eating it. like as you're eat you're. like God I used to love. rosos yeah I just ate a waffle like I. said yeah this two days ago I was eating. a waffle waffles are good it's pretty. wonderful waffles are good WAFF with.

butter and syrup are pretty [ __ ] good. sucks at their crazy way to start the. day I did find some protein waffles what. are they called is it Viking waffles see. if you find that I think there's a. company called Viking waffles they make. like protein waffles that are like low. carb and then I would use butter and. then sugar-free syrup it's pretty. [ __ ] close that's it Viking waffles. 21 grams of protein three grams of sugar. five grams of carbs 200 calories look at.

that and they're good they [ __ ] taste. like a real waffle people love Vikings. who doesn't love Vikings [ __ ] Irish. people the people that were on the raped. for 500 Years bro they [ __ ] everybody. up forever yeah the reason why the. people in Iceland are so good at. strongman. competitions you know those guys like. the guy the mountain from Game of. Thrones streaks what you think that. those jeans come from yeah they need an. eruption up there they need to get we. need to get rid of these guys bit of we. can't have these guys.

this is my Irish ancestry coming through. we got to get rid of these. [ __ ] yeah they [ __ ] the world up. for so long that that show Vikings you. ever watch that show no I heard it's. great [ __ ] great I was afraid it was. going to be like cuz they did like women. oh they kill everybody all right good. everybody no no I mean like the badass. Kick-Ass woman characters do they have. that they have a couple that usually. takes me out of a no no no they're. realistic okay I mean they're not like. [ __ ] up all the dudes or anything. like that.

ah the old Conor McGregor. woman I don't love it they announced a. sequel is the girl this oh it's Netflix. and the armor the armor takes me out of. it it looks it's a little too game of. thron you know show what a real Viking. looked like what did they really look. like they looked like [ __ ]. dude they were like five six they were. not these giant well how the [ __ ] does. the mountain come from where does he. come from then they how you think they.

wearing shirs they look like [ __ ]. [ __ ] look at them they look like. Hobbits dude what is that that's I mean. that's that's not them but that's not. real that's a renair look at that. [ __ ] kid those are. cosplaying those people are cosplay. people oh jeez don't do that don't zoom. in on his eyes that's not fair to that. little fell that's what they supposed. look like no this is this is they've. been glorified cuz they were do we have. an accurate depiction of what they. actually look like I don't think there. was click on that nobody took a picture. Vikings War click on that what real.

Vikings War see it here. yeah so click on that let's see arist. according to. archaeologists I used to love. archaeologists popular culture Graham. Hancock all right uh says the appearance. of these Infamous Travelers Warriors and. mostly Farmers interesting so what they. look like there's not going to be a. picture they're just going to explain it. a lot of words yeah.

words does it say uh it says variety oh. varieties and form material and styles. used to Mark both gender Rank and local. identity uh says Marian. V an archaeologist University of oslo's. Museum of cultural history maintains who. has studied Viking textiles TV shows and. films could make use of this to tell. better stories mhm as for the male. warrior caricature historians doubt they. actually wore cartoonish horned helmets. in battle oh come on I know man it's.

disappointing those have appeared in art. from this era in fact only one preserved. Viking helmet has materialized in. Scandinavia and it was horn free only. one they only found one Viking helmet. archaeologists found portions of Viking. helmets in Denmark but their popularity. remains unknown similarly we know of one. intact suit of chain mail which appeared. with the sole surviving helmet one.

[ __ ] suit of chain mail and one. helmet this was likely worn exclusively. by Elites and professional Warriors. despite its common appearance and. mainstream depictions they rocked a. reverse mullet H what's a reverse mullet. long up front party up front what does. that mean what's a reverse. mullet how's that. look yeah I guess what is a reverse. mullet so reverse mullet means long on. top and short in the back bad.

explanation here okay so a fade there. you. go yeah it's possibly Todd to knot in. the back of the head the knot may have. been decorated with colored tape which. sprayed into the hair the woman also. wore a bond she's a lot of guessing yeah. if you have one helmet and one piece of. chain mail yeah that's all guessing. you're doing a lot of guessing is that. wild though they only got one helmet. that's it that's a good look all right. they got it in the show nice. yeah but yeah they gave him like cool bu. [ __ ] okay that is pretty.

cool viking. hairstyles did they really tattoo their. faces. up I they obviously there's no way to. tell but how do they guess they just. keep making them so cool yeah they make. them real cool and they're a bunch of. murderers and you like them yeah I don't. cheer for them no no I don't like the. Vikings because of your culture because. of my culture no no they're just I think. they're overrated really yeah. overrated everything about him's rumors.

they're like oh they discovered America. first it's like no they F dude you got. to give Columbus his [ __ ] do Columbus. gets no no do everybody hates Columbus. he's a. [ __ ] bro bro did you ever read. that uh one bro he [ __ ] did ite he. didn't even he landed in the Bahamas who. cares that's crazy he did that did you. did you ever hear that one um there was. one priest that traveled with Columbus. that wrote those horrific stories of. what they did to the Native Americans. [ __ ] snitch.

[ __ ]. snitches guys you're not allowed to go. wild you cross the ocean you're going. wild yeah they shot people's arms off. they didn't give enough. gold they dashed baby's heads on the. Rocks they did some horrific [ __ ] man. some horrific. [ __ ] but people were awful back then. yeah just think about how awful people. are were in the movies in 1950 just. smack women around and yeah I was just. watching that Sean connory interview. yesterday it's pretty good everything.

now and again yeah when you've said it. he's like she has to get the last word. you have to get the last word and even. after you let them get the last word. that's not. enough that's actually pretty good I. can't do it Conor oh I can I have a. [ __ ] Zen In My Mouth which makes it. harder that [ __ ] you up harder to do. that accent there it is a little oh you. were just Scot I could kind of do it to. just bro I was in Scotland and I was at. this place and uh. there's a there's a [ __ ] Stone Circle.

that's older than Stonehenge yeah like. who made this I don't know you can just. go stand on it you can touch it like. they don't even protect it it's just. laying out there in front of this dude's. house it's literally in front of this. dude's house that's crazy it's like it's. like 50 feet in front you can throw a. rock how hit 5,000 plus years old stone. circle no idea who made it they think. Druids maybe. Druids that was big Scot's [ __ ]. beautiful one's pretty cool oh my God.

there's no one. there it's like I kind of discovered it. you cut off their arms dude there's two. million people in the whole country. really yeah the whole country is as big. as Austin wow yeah it's [ __ ] gorgeous. God damn it's pretty yeah low clouds and. the the the hill they not really. Mountains they're kind of like you know. couple thousand feet but God it's. [ __ ] gorgeous God and they have these. Stags everywhere. he like big Majestic Stags around yeah I.

got a picture of one I'll show you a. picture let me see that I I'll send it. to Jamie so you take a look at. it have you heard that that same the. mountain range of like the Appalachians. is this it bleeds was connected to. Europe that's pretty cool what's that. Jamie the Appalachians the same mountain. ranges the same mountains over there wow. yeah it goes across the ocean well I. mean it when they were connected it did. oh like during the pans spermia days. yeah what p peria P oh that's the wrong.

one Pangia you know what panspermia is. panspermia is the theory that asteroids. create uh that seeded life on earth oh. okay it's like spores and amino acids. were in asteroids funny it's funny to. get to be close and just make something. gay I know I did I turned it into. sperm check check out that picture I. sent you jerie there another one this. might be one might be. better I didn't zoom in as much on this. one there's the first one look at this. guy oh damn just wandering around I had.

a zoom in on him that's why look at the. second one it's probably less shitty oh. oh eat me an e on what's that about I. don't know way it. worked I want what have you. done that dude was just chilling that. thing's huge huge big old. stag did you want to shoot him. 100% I was looking at his vitals I was. drawing back I was like really about 90. yards oh were you hunting when you saw. him no no no no no no I was just.

wandering around I don't think you're. allowed to bow hunt in. Scotland I don't think they allow you to. bow hunt in the UK because the they're. just oh it's for Animals yeah I just. don't think they they're educated. they're not educated about modern. compound bows and modern broadheads yeah. and you know someone's good at a bow and. arrow that's just as ethical as shooting. it with a rifle yeah maybe more so. animals die [ __ ] quick when you shoot. them the bow and arrow if you shoot them.

right they do I believe you they die. quick yeah with one of those heavy duty. compounds like a Hoy shooting [ __ ]. 300 feet per second razor sharp. Broadhead at the end of it just passes. right through their body next thing you. know they're spraying blood yeah they. die quick what when's you just went. there right did you just go hunting yeah. yeah what'd you get I got an elk yeah. that big [ __ ] big [ __ ] that's fun. yeah they're delici killed it with a bow. and arrow yeah did you scream I screamed.

I bet. yeah you're a viking no I'm not yeah you. are bow and arrow yeah bow and. arrow I don't know man I need difficult. things to do dude I have a [ __ ] up. brain I figured it out somewhere in my. 20s yeah that I just need to keep doing. difficult things in order to stay. sane I just I I don't have a brain that. is allowed to sit still yeah it's I'm a. you know I'm from the RO Romans yeah.

that's my ancestry bunch of [ __ ]. psychos yeah I came from like bog. people like yeah one quarter B people. chill dude let's just sit in this mud. I'm one quarter bog people in trunks. three4 Roman Sicilian so I got some. black ofy too so I got some of the Moors. mhm you know there's a lot of weird. influences in my genetics yeah you're. you're [ __ ] up whatever it is whatever. the mix is yeah it's a weird mix it. works well if you could [ __ ] it you know. what the way I say it it's like if you.

have a race car if you don't know how to. drive a race car you're going to [ __ ]. crash into a. tree but if you understand what's. required to maintain this thing and you. realize it's different than every other. car on the road you just have to manage. it you have to understand how to how to. use it I don't know what I am yeah. you're some kind of a. [ __ ] SUV a van with a [ __ ] taped. window I have no idea you're a party F. you're like a living [ __ ] Sprinter. van I don't know what it is yeah you're.

a party van we'll figure it out you're. an awesome party van yeah you'd have. good good Tunes I'm trying a cooler full. of beer you're a party fan just Drake. dude yeah no need to go. fast still [ __ ] all over the road. changing blades oh my God I saw this. video today of this guy was driving on. the highway and he's in a truck and then. before he can stop there's sheep all.

over the road sheep he hits a thousand. sheep here I'll send it to I'll send it. to Jamie it's so [ __ ] up that's not. great but that's going to be very funny. well it's it's okay to watch because. it's not gory but it's just it's just. like oh my god what the [ __ ] do you do. you can't do anything he had he had zero. time to prepare how many. THS uh oh quite a few do they have the. dash Canam from in the car do you get to. see him yeah that's my favorite why did. it Instagram is [ __ ] weird like.

sometimes when Instagram is open it. won't show you the link you're trying to. get to did it come up the right. one here I'll show I'll send it to you. again is it the right one oh dude I must. have I must have shown it on protective. Parks there's one where this dog's. crossing the street it's so so watch. this Go. full this dude's just driving along the. road having a good old time. just doing his thing trying to get to.

his destination he's not even speeding. look going. normal no oh jeez boom bro. bro how many sheep did he kill what the. [ __ ] no how many sheep did he. kill I mean I I'm guessing 500 so many. so many he's in a semit clearly right. yeah clearly CU he didn't even slow him. down you didn't hear a a a.

bang he got him with the high beams. though look at this guy bro had nine. years to break shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ]. it's always some guy who's shirtless in. his avatar look at him [ __ ] fxing. four like five white lines down the. middle of the road yeah you a you had no. time you're going 70 mph you have zero. time. bang. B I mean that's hundreds of sheep are. getting slau there look by the time.

you're slowing down I just noticed too. his windshield wiper automatically. turned on there from the spray it wasn't. on before Oh God damn what do you do you. got to drive off dude you got to keep. driving you just got to keep driving but. meanwhile anybody who's coming after you. is going to crash and you can't clear. that many you'll get killed cuz wood. someone's coming along they don't see. you in time obviously if you're in the. middle that many so that'd be hard work.

I tried to count fell asleep there's no. way that com there's no way there's no. way damn people are watching the [ __ ]. out of this. video yeah this a big video yeah the dog. one is not it sounds to people listening. to this are not going to like it I love. these Backstreet drivers look at this. comment look at this comment here click. back on that look at this I mean Fair he. didn't see him but you're driving on an. empty road why are you high beams not on.

to begin with shut the [ __ ]. up just shut the [ __ ] up yeah shut the. [ __ ] up I mean what country do you think. where was isn't that funny like like. everything that ever happens someone's. always oh why this is what you should. have done he should have done it. different you should have every now and. then you give him a slap that guy needs. a slap a little slap commenting on. [ __ ] instam little slap that poor. driver went through that hellish night.

yeah that probably [ __ ] him up. probably not you don't think no he's. probably on meth he's probably trying to. get to his. destination just m up it's probably this. is awesome he probably saw every sheep. yeah everyone that he hit Crystal Clear. he probably sped up the video so it. didn't look so bad he was going slow as. [ __ ] it's not good happened in Australia. oh nice okay uh well over a hundred. more killing and injuring more than a.

100 here's a few still photos from the. other other angle oh no whoa well I like. how they blurred out the Sheep a these. poor guys that one just a where're my. friends oh [ __ ] that's sad. [ __ ] that does. suck Australia continues to bring the. heat doesn't say anything every video. they put out is the funniest video. you've ever seen wild place man that is. a wild place as many people as in uh Los. Angeles and it's the size of the United.

States and the center of it is filled. with Death Empty it's all death yeah. it's all things that can kill you death. I talk about it a lot obviously but. there's a there's a video of a guy not. the one punching the kangaroo that's the. it's the greatest the there's a guy like. hangliding hangliding here par he's. parachuting down and kangaroos just. start chasing him and they start. attacking him he's like oh get out of. here. [ __ ] so funny paragliding he no he's. just Landing a parachute oh you got it.

oh nice these two [ __ ] come and. attack him oh my God look at these. [ __ ] kangaroos can [ __ ] you up too. that's the crazy thing is people die. from. kangaroos so imagine the balls that. kangaroos have this guy can [ __ ] fly. SC and they coming to [ __ ] you. up wow they're grabbing at you imagine. they balls though [ __ ] kangaroos.

[ __ ] [ __ ] get out of here motherfu. they are a plague over there you ever. seen the the herds of them there's like. [ __ ] thousands of them just running. together and they have to shoot them. they have no. Predators really no Predators I mean I. don't know what the [ __ ] used to kill. kangaroos maybe the Tasmanian tigers. maybe the thyine yeah which they think. still exist they think they're still out. there. how many no they how'd they die people.

killed them yeah yeah I'm sure I'm sure. I mean the last one was in a zoo the. last live one they was in a zoo they. were dumb [ __ ] they were dumb well it. was time to go for those guys they're. weird. looking it's like a strange dog looking. kind of creature they're kind of cool. and they have giant mouths when they. yawn open their mouth like what the [ __ ]. it's got like a [ __ ] alligator head. yeah giant [ __ ]. mouth they think they have them still in. remote areas though cuz there's so much.

unexplored area and people spotted them. what in like van Demon's land you know. oh they were marsupial yeah yeah in that. wild they had a pouch a lot of marsupial. over there which is also odd what cool. looking [ __ ] yeah I take it back. that's a good guy yeah they think they. found him so Google thyine. spotted spotted in Australia sightings. 2021 there you go click on that.

yeah they think they've seen. them Tasmanian tiger like animal caught. on video to Suburban Street yeah they. think they still exist man like a bunch. of people have apparently spotted them. in different. places to the point where um I had a. biologist on the podcast who was. explaining that there's multiple. different scientists that are trying to. find these things they have camera traps. set up and [ __ ] and there's enough. sighting that people are pretty sure. that they're real that they're they they.

actually still exist which totally makes. sense because that area I it's so big. imagine being the poor [ __ ] guys that. got exiled. there there's just those [ __ ] animals. around yeah when they exiled them they. they took the prisoners from England. yeah what they do just drop them off and. say get out of there like political. prisoners would have to go too oo yeah. there's a bunch of Irish dudes that had. to go to Tasmania and you're just stuck. there oh I mean they escaped they got. off pretty.

easy I'm sure it wasn't easy I'm sure. you died it's [ __ ] beautiful though. the weather's amazing they're probably. like [ __ ] England this place rules no. it's just you oh just by a [ __ ] house. yeah well how the girls get over there. they got some babes they were some local. babes they got some babes in there was. it local babes like they they must have. imported girls those are white girls. yeah women got sent too oh bad girls. whes bad girls drunk do you know that.

that's the Australian accent what the. Australian accent is essentially a drunk. English accent it's pretty great is that. wild yeah I think they could only trade. like rum that was like their main yeah. like most I think that's how it was in. the Caribbean too mate yeah they just. had rum and they're like. [ __ ] [ __ ] kangaroo get out of here. [ __ ] ah [ __ ] literally on a walk you. get attacked it's it's a drunk version. of the English accent English accent's. gay you don't like it not the not all of.

them the [ __ ] Liverpool's great. accent Co yeah yeah yeah SC the the. [ __ ] Patty the batty Patty the bat is. great I mean we'll see I don't know yeah. we'll see he's a fun guy he's a fun guy. yeah yeah the Liverpool people they. they're [ __ ] fun when's he fighting. again he's fighting Tony Ferguson I. believe uh in two weeks right yeah in. the next year Tony Ferguson's. fun Tony Ferguson's got some miles he's.

a fun guy got some miles on that. body yeah he's been training with David. Goggins oh I saw that yeah that's kind. of gogins is just [ __ ] him up I yeah. I wonder how good that is for you to run. 100 miles we're find out can't be good. I'm no expert on Fitness well Fitness is. important but sparring is very important. too and you know timing is important and. training and technique and Drilling and. being prepared to do specific things.

it's just when Fighters get older they. can't move as good there's a bunch of. [ __ ] that you don't see right they might. have knee things that you don't see they. might have back things that you don't. see so they look the same there's. apparently a video of uh Tony. Ferguson when he used to enter the. Octagon how he used to move versus now. oh yeah he did that like crawl thing. didn't he do that but it's also slide. contrast to the way his body moves in.

the old dude in the old days when Tony. Ferguson was on this undefeated run he. was one of the baddest [ __ ] men on. the planet the fact that him and khib. never got to fight is a real [ __ ]. tragedy yeah because when he was in his. prime that's when he fell just tripped. on some wires backstage doing an. interview and ripped his [ __ ] knee. apart just completely ripped his knee. apart know yeah that's what happened. that's why the fight got cancelled and. uh Al iaquinta wound up fighting khabib.

but it's crazy it's like he's just. walking along and he. trips and his knee just explodes I mean. like severe catastrophic knee injury how. to ever get everything [ __ ]. surgically reattached and months and. months of rehab and he came back and he. beat Anthony Pettis and he looked really. [ __ ]. good but you know yeah there's only you. a an elite fighter can only operate at.

their highest level for so many years. there's only like there's a window of. time where you can operate at the. highest. RPMs so here it is this is from. 2015 this is him moving around when he. got into the. Octagon this is 2019 still looking. pretty. good. 20122 little slower yeah [ __ ] quite a. quite a bit difference yeah that's them. them knees are [ __ ] feeling it now.

now he's feeling it right they just. moving different and they're saying. sad and now here we are. 2023 that Chandler knockout was rough. the kick got front kick right into the. jaw there's a photo of Chandler's foot. connected on Tony's face like a [ __ ]. Dolly painting it's wild yeah it's wild. to look at like what happens to. someone's face when a foot impacts their. [ __ ] jaw. just just this it's horrible it's.

horrible yeah rough sport it is a rough. sport I will say this about the cold. plunge I'm still cold yeah there it is. oh no bro how crazy is that I mean that. that is a crazy. photograph that's crazy he looked like. he just turned a thousand years old like. he's like they got him out of a. glacier like he was frozen in a glacier. I mean that that's a perfect and look at. Chandler's [ __ ] quads imagine how.

much power is in that good Lord good. Lord look at his body he's just a ball. of tense muscle just exploding on your. face. pause that's sound a lot more gay than I. was trying to make it. sound that. happens it happens we gonna do have you. seen the Cameron and mace podcast I did.

it's as funny as it gets hilarious the. pause the [ __ ] they're just going. after that's crazy pause is so [ __ ]. funny my God they just went after it. yeah it's like we were talking about. this that like they talk like people. used to talk in the 90s yeah they're. going they're telling stories too they. telling stor this what we used to do. they talk about like running trains on. chicks they laughing they're both. laughing so loud yeah it's as good as a. guess it's really funny yeah cuz they're. not scared and that's the thing like. everybody today scared they're scared of. telling the truth and these guys are.

just going for it they don't give a [ __ ]. and it's very very funny speaking of not. giving a [ __ ] so true hey Che hey long. horns true I'm going to get a lot of. flack for now wearing a not Dame hat. right now is Bud Light coming back feel. feel like it's coming back baby I feel. like it's coming back I'm not gay no. more I am. delivered I feel like it's coming back. I'm the transfer portal dude I'm out no.

Dame's done what happened no I thought. Jamie would like that he didn't care at. all no oh he was bringing I like women. no not for the record no Dame's not done. we're still the. best. like dude the. [ __ ] a man I would not tear up Pur I. would not put on makeup. I will I will love a woman yeah the.

other guys the other guys no more I am. delivered I don't like gay TI is I said. I like. women and I think this dude came out as. gay after this though yeah he's clearly. he's gay he's didn't he afterwards he he. said What Am I who am I kidding yeah. after a while like he did like some. tried his best he got socially pressured. into being like I'm not gay but the.

weird thing is like when they start. dancing around him it's all gay it's. weird there's a bunch of men dancing. around they're all real close like high. fiveing each other like yeah they like. hugging like yeah we're so I get Mr. deliver Mr delivered delivered delivered. an internet sensation radio personality. known for his F famous I'm delivered. video that went viral in 2014 oh wow so. he's making something how many followers. you got 350,000 this gu rules 357 so let.

me see what he's up to. now um lost a little weight look looking. kind of slim looking good dude but is he. gay. now uh yeah. oh have a photo down there yeah he's gay. I mean what is happening. here he's back yeah that if he's not gay. he should consider it he is yeah he was. gay then he was gay he was gay what a. what a tragedy imagine being gay and.

people don't want you to be gay that has. got to suck yeah cuz imagine if everyone. was gay cuz like if you're in high. school right now and you're not gay. you're not even cool true yeah you're. not trans what are you you're a straight. white man you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ]. you're responsible for everything you're. like what I'm 11 what did I do that. doesn't change you get older you go wait. a second I didn't [ __ ] do anything I. didn't do anything I was just born yeah. that was funny as [ __ ] uh Simpson in The. Green Room this is maybe this isn't.

great for this but we were talking about. uh the Gypsy King we were talking about. Tyson Fury and he was like we were. talking about how you gypsy's like you. can't call him Gypsy they but he you. can't say Gypsy over there they get. offended and Brian Simpson was like well. they call each other Gypsy and I was. like I know it's crazy. right it was perfect it was crazy he's. like well they say they call each other. just paused [ __ ] howling and then. we're.

howling and the whole room was howling. he got he got it right away as soon as I. was like I know crazy right was like. [ __ ] bro that gree was my favorite spot. on Earth you going tonight I can't wait. I'm going to be asleep dude are you yeah. I did this is I'm experiencing this is. the true Joe Rogan Experience workout. podcast standup yeah that's a tough day. really. what else did you do usually it's just.

lay down stand up who's oh my shit's. on who is. this I don't even know these. people I'm no I'm getting WhatsApp calls. Oh weird how am I getting WhatsApp is. that from Argentina no this one's not. but I've gotten multiple WhatsApp calls. today what if my phone number got leaked. under the WhatsApp. I think I'mma delete.

WhatsApp yeah there's no need for me to. have that thing on there to do it on. there no I had it I had it when I was. living in Europe I didn't like. it yeah well it's for people in Europe. like lot people don't have iPhones over. there she's WhatsApp yeah why why how. come it's so popular over there but it's. not over. here what happened I don't know they got. it it's weird to yeah use a separate app. to text well I think it's I don't think. I understand something is that what it.

is let me delete that thing right. now cuz it's been happening all day they. still us it happened delete it large. Port Sorry by what'sapp crossplatform. functionality yeah I don't know anything. I don't either I just know my phone's. been blowing up with. WhatsApp when I think about WhatsApp I. think about what happened to Jeff Bezos. what's that well someone I think it was. the top dude in Saudi Arabia I sent him. a link here click on this my friend and.

uh it was one of those black eyes with. the deck it. was got him got him somebody got me the. other day with uh Floyd Mayweather that. was I got that I got sent that I saw the. San Francisco Chronicle at the bottom. that's how you know s seura whenever he. sends me something I'm like I know he. got me I know I'm clicking anyway ah he. got but uh the head guy sent baso a link. and uh yeah Jeff bezos's hack Amazon.

boss phone hacked by Saudi Crown. Prince. wild okay investigation suggests. Washington Post owner was targeted five. months before murder of Jamal kogi yeah. because they were the Washington Post. was doing some sort of an. expose on NBS and then that was before. they killed Jamal kogi and then they. sent him a message like hey click on. this yeah and it it it uploaded uh. Pegasus software to his phone and.

Pegasus is the Israeli Spy software that. allows him to read everything on your. phone apparently though according to. Gavin debecker who's a Securities expert. that um the new Pegasus Pegasus to they. don't even need a link they just need. your phone number like it's over yeah. like all this idea of like encrypted. this and [ __ ] hidden that and I was. trying to explain to a friend of mine he. carries around one of those weird phones. which uh you know it's like. an Android phone that has some sort of.

top secret operating system and this. anything's like no one can track me no. one I go hold on are you making phone. calls do you use text messages okay well. then your phone it release lays to the. Tower and they know exactly where you. are yeah like there's one way one way. for you to hide the location you have to. take your phone and you have to shut it. off and then put it in a faraday bag and. he's like what's a faraday bag you ever. heard of the company silent no slnt they. uh make backpacks in inside that. backpack there's a faraday sleeve for.

your laptop and a faraday sleeve for. your iPhone or your phone and you put it. in there and you you you. vanish who's doing that who's Vanishing. a lot of people why well I don't know if. you know about the state of the world. today but a lot of people are being. tracked it's I don't know like I have no. need to vanish for now you don't yeah. but but if some [ __ ] gets weird yeah but. who how many people are getting like a. company making this for just regular. dudes that are like I need to get off.

the grid yeah because someone like say. if you're in in a divorce this is a fair. silent. slnt um reconnect your right to. disconnect yeah if you like say if. you're going through a divorce or. something like that and your wife. [ __ ] decides to track phone. everywhere yeah hand up hey this isn't. good get away yeah my bad they. work it's very funny they're still doing. like but once you start using your phone. they know where you are of course yeah I.

mean if you're you're [ __ ] hiding. from the CIA guess what you can't use a. phone the CI is going to get you they're. going to get you yeah and eventually. you're going to use someone else's phone. they the president they shot the. president in the head oh yeah they're. going to get you oh yeah also who are. you what are you doing yeah who you do I. don't know I don't I mean you yeah I'm. not again I'm not getting on playing. with you again assume you're in trouble. I assume they're going to get they're. listening to everything I said they got. all my dick piics to go all my [ __ ]. all my memes I'm just I I'm going to.

every time I [ __ ] jack off speaking. of yesterday the the grand off there the. Grand Theft Auto thing leaked the. trailer leaked and they said it the way. it happened is because they probably. uploaded to YouTube and once you do that. no matter if a video is private or not. anyone not anyone but most people who. work at YouTube have access to that now. oh okay so thousands of people had. access to that file and could have. stolen it. immediately anyway anytime jack off I'm. always worried somebody gets that.

footage your phone's looking at you it. is but yeah if somebody sees that face. that face. just with a half hard dip you thinking. about quitting but you're just. determined to keep going cuz you don't. want to stop once you start got see if. that zinc works yeah [ __ ] measure. your loads on a [ __ ] whole. scale oh this was good today let's see I. I had five egg whites yeah that Waffle. House paid off with a major.

load yeah if guys have little loads they. get sad like is it is depressing what's. all that about. yeah Jamie you have little. loads how do you know from how do you. don't worry about it youu you looking at. [ __ ] are you saying do you have access. to my phone yeah got Pegasus 3 yes which. only gets your [ __ ] load I just go. straight to Jamie whenever you you're. your link to You Porn it [ __ ] sends a.

notification to. Shan oh he watches you whack on my buddy. my buddy got [ __ ] he was uh shout out. Lam mer he's gonna love this he got he. got he's got some great stories one of. them we were on the road in [ __ ]. Milwaukee and he was like you know what. I'm going to try to find an orgy what. which is CRA try to find an orgy you. knew this guy it would be even crazier. to see this guy being like I should go. to an orgy he just said I'm go find it. who the [ __ ] says that so he went on. Reddit to Milwaukee's gone wild he go.

whatever City we're in he checks out. there gone wild and they were like we're. having an orgy at the days. in for reference for reference you know. talk just so you know that guy was and. then he got he paid like they were like. it's $100 a ticket he was like all right. deal pays him $100 takes an Uber the. days in in Milwaukee at like 3:00 a.m. he gets there he's in the lobby he's. like hey can you guys I'm here and. they're like we're too busy [ __ ] we.

can't let you. in it's just complete scam and he gets. back to my house we're in New York and. he's like I gotta [ __ ] he's like I'm. gonna message him and be like give me. that [ __ ] money back so he messages. them and they're like they must have his. location somehow so he messages them and. he's like hey you guys [ __ ] me on that. and they're like actually we're doing a. we're doing an orgy in Brooklyn tonight. we'll give you half off if you want to. come to that oh my God like dude they.

just keep taking his money he's so dumb. they just keep taking so dumb he's just. horny he's like yeah yeah it's worth it. I could be wrong they might have got him. on a FaceTime somebody might have got. him on a jacking off on FaceTime how do. they do that they say they're a girl. they don't show you who they are they. keep their screen black oh boy you whack. off they go oh boy you owe us $5,000. we're going to release that. video oh L shout out Lam mer I just. [ __ ] him my bad Lam I love you listen. what is it going to do to him so people.

going fny story it'll help his career. he's told that story before yeah it'll. help his career yeah that's the thing. about being a comic it's not like being. a journalist you know if you're a. journalist and you get busted jacking. off to FaceTime like you're in real. trouble like that Jeffrey tubin guy yeah. that guy was in real trouble like he. lost his job I think they brought him. back on CNN but everybody just kept. calling him the jerk off guy that's over. you're you're done and then he went out. p Patrick be David's podcast he was like. defending the vaccine like it was like a.

religious Doctrine it was wild it's like. this guy was so scared of being canceled. like everything was. like completely by the book like. whatever the The Narrative is that the. mainstream media is pushing this guy was. all in with no questions asked jacked. off yeah he got Co Jack now that's just. how it is that's just how it is if. you're one of those guys like you can't. know it's [ __ ] dangerous if you want. of those guys you you don't want them.

coming for you again you got you already. got caught jacking off getting caught. jacking off is brutal that's a tough one. on a [ __ ]. Zoom the fact that you can't stop. jerking off while you're talking about. the. election with a bunch of other. journalists that just means the whole. time he was talking in the back of his. head he was like but that's a real. person as opposed to what these people. portray themselves in the media it's he. like moral authorities and these experts. and these people of substantial reason.

they're not that they're [ __ ] weirdos. are being confined by this job and. they're boxed into a very specific way. of Behaving and talking and they put. makeup on you and they sit you in front. of a camera and you talk about whatever. the [ __ ] they tell you to talk about and. you pretend you're smarter than. everybody else and when those people go. on like a show where they get questioned. like when they went like that guy went. on the Patrick Bet David podcast like. you just see who they really are it's. like oh you're just some guy and this is.

what you do and and they work for both. they work for CNN and fox and change. their they're like girlfriends yeah they. go back and like whoever I'm dating I'm. that's my personality well didn't doer. Carlson start at CNN yes yeah yeah is he. is bro he's Buck Wild now his laugh is. wild he's wild I met him for the first. time met himf very nice guy yeah very. nice. guy like uh it like seemed genuine shook. his hand how you doing we talk chitchat. yeah everything I've seen of him he.

seems cool like I don't think I wouldn't. describe him as cool this is what he is. he's odd he's odd like there's no. question about it he's odd like the way. he laughs is odd the way he communicates. is odd but I don't think he's a bad guy. at all I I think I think what he does is. very important for the most part like. some of the stuff is like like when he. found the dude who blew Obama that guy. like yo this is what are you doing here.

like what is this like this is I mean. this is a same guy that's exposing fraud. in the CIA this is the same guy that. wants to release the Kennedy files and. then he's like also this guy blew the. president yeah like why even if he did. who [ __ ]. cares I kind of want to know but who. cares I I'm kind of happy did it big. that's big news. I know but is it shocking I mean if. you're if you're if you're a guy and.

you're running for president you're gay. you're not telling anybody not in this. day and age there's just way too many. people that wouldn't they would think. you're a freak there's way too many. people that unfairly associate gay. people with some other kind of. perversion as well yeah they don't just. think this is just you know just like. how you like women this guy likes men we. should all be free and and clearly it is. how he is this is not some wacky thing. like being addicted to gambling yeah. this is like a thing that is in your.

genes and we need to accept it if we're. going to be a kind compassionate Society. we need to accept it yeah but there's a. lot of people that automatically will. associate homosexuality with some kind. of perversion for whatever unfortunate. reason well it's cuz the reason is cuz. it's guys [ __ ] each other in the. butt so that throws people that throws. people off a little bit but it but that. completely legal it gets lumped into.

like pedophilia and then whenever. there's a pedophile that happens to be. gay then people like see but there's. just a lot of pedophiles yeah you know I. mean that's the that's the creepiest. thing like oh I got sent a documentary. last night about this lady this lady who. [ __ ] a 12-year-old student and she got. pregnant oo uh [ __ ] her name why does. that not bother me nearly as much as. male pedophiles is [ __ ] cool yeah he.

found out about something cool later. [ __ ] he found out about something cool a. little sooner than he should have. although I think he got I think he got a. little damaged of course he got damaged. I'm just kidding I have a friend of mine. that got really [ __ ] up by that Mary. Kay oh this is similar too but no that's. the oh that well that was the one I got. was the Mary Kay one. okay Mary Kay l turno oh yeah that was a. famous one it's a wild lady yeah he was. 13 she started to have sex with him when. he was 13 damn she was already the. mother of four and had a well marriage.

that was disintegrating yeah OB the. first sex you get you don't even get to. have sex with a fellow teenager you got. to bang this old lady who's had 50 kids. you don't even know. that's I mean that's him I think they. got married after they split up and she. went to jail and then they still got. married oh she passed away in 2020 yeah. oh of what died at 58 I think she had. butt butt cancer I swear to God no are. you serious he was just shooting loads.

in there. forever that's like probably so bad for. your butt [ __ ] do you got a bunch of [ __ ]. in. there I'm just. [Laughter]. guessing I'm just. [Music]. guessing just guing could be bad for you. I don't know bad probably not good like. otherwise everybody would do it imagine. if that was like this the key to.

longevity we have found you know this is. the reason why ancient cultur if I had. to do. it if you had to do it if you had to. [ __ ] no if you had to [ __ ] a guy I was. telling ton the other day I'd [ __ ] a guy. who still wears a mask like shut up yeah. violently [ __ ] a guy if a guy's still. wearing a mask in 2023 I'll pick him I. still yeah I saw a guy on the plane. yesterday wearing a mask got rock rock. hard when I saw listen I feel bad for. them I really do at this point I feel.

bad for them they just feel like they're. just they're just not getting good. information they're lost they're scared. they're I get I get it I get the it did. that [ __ ] me up as far as like cuz for. like a year I was afraid of like talking. close to people I was afraid for I was. afraid for quite a few months for how. however long that was I was that like. [ __ ] me up for a while yeah I feel. like until I got to Texas I was afraid. yeah but La was afraid like it was in. the air yeah like people were freaked. the [ __ ] out man they were weirded out. like Bill Burn's podcast was yelling at.

someone who was across the street who. didn't have a mask on he talked about it. on the Pod what no mask bill was all in. on that nonsense he was but I swear to. God it's in the air there I feel like if. he was here he wouldn't have done that. there there's a thing that's real and. you could feel it when you go to other. countries for sure is that people have. there's a different vibe that the people. there have and if you're we are Vibes. and people's thoughts and their energy.

is very contagious it's very contagious. and if you're around people that are. freaked out you're going to be more. freaked out than you would be if you. around people who. weren't and most people have a certain. level of anxiety anyway I mean there's a. reason why they're selling so much Xanax. there's a reason why so many people. aren't ssris there's a lot of people out. there that are not on a good path. whether it's because their own fault or. whether it's decisions that were made. that affected them or whether it's the.

way they were raised or the [ __ ]. environment they find themselves in I'm. not casting any blame on people but. there's a certain percentage of the. population that is just already [ __ ]. up and then covid came along and it just. R and I think there was more people that. are already [ __ ] up in these high. population Ur urban areas and I think. it's just natural CU I don't think. people are supposed to be like stacked. on top of each other like that like one. of the things that I felt when I went to.

Scotland you feel relaxed like almost. immediately and I was like I think and. we were all talking about this we were. like I think when you're around a [ __ ]. ton of people whether you recognize it. or not there's something you're. experiencing there's energy you're. experiencing whether it's just because. there's so many numbers and you're. paying attention to all these different. people and kind of like seeing looking. around you and and taking in all this. data whether it's a lot of noise or. whether it's like there's physical.

energy that comes off of people that we. just don't know how to measure yet yeah. I'm more inclined to think that because. I this is why I like the mountains so. much when I go to the mountains dude I. feel better like you feel. like like it whatever the is [ __ ]. with people in cities and so if you go. to cities and everybody's all ramped up. and crazy like why are they so ramped up. like that but they're not in Scotland. yeah because you're not supposed to be. stacked on top of each other like that.

this is some new thing we're trying out. yeah I get in a bad mood it's not good. for you you got to walk behind someone. slow oh God yeah I'm just furious all. day traffic New York they behave as if. you're not going to punch them they'll. like knock into you and talk [ __ ] i'. I've seen people talk [ __ ] to people for. no reason on the street like this is. wild yeah and they get punched yeah they. should New York they continuously get. punched and keep going some guy hit my. [ __ ] car with a briefcase. once and I came that close to stopping.

the car yeah I was coming home from some. stupid [ __ ] audition that I didn't. want to do and this dork this dork in. his glasses and I was in the. intersection and the my light was green. and they were all jaywalking and he just. decided to hit my [ __ ] car with his. back with his [ __ ] briefcase if it. wasn't a piece of [ __ ] car I might have. brained him I was thinking about. braining him she got hit I was think. about spinning back heel I was just. going to hit the [ __ ] eere and just.

run out and brain him. yeah I mean that's just shut him off and. no one would do anything back then I. could have got away with it too cuz this. is the '90s it wasn't like there was. cameras anywhere cuz he probably his. head probably would have bounced off the. concrete and that would have been a wrap. that's how people die dude like if. you're going a brain so in the. street you really should kick him in the. body you hit him with the got body kick. him yeah you really should body kick. them cuz you don't want to kill them.

yeah you want him to hurt if you kick. someone in the head in the street you. very very likely you could kill them. there's like a two out of 10 possibility. you're couldn't kill them that would get. you some respect in prison though you. know what I mean like what's you in for. he hit my [ __ ] car with a briefcase I. roundhoused him and he died oh [ __ ] the. Earth killed him I didn't kill him I. just you know come's good for your butt. like I heard it's bad for your butt. that's what I heard I heard it's bad. yeah I just don't like the level of.

tension that's involved when there's so. many people around I get I I mean it's. still here atin there's like this. attitude this Urban attitude yeah it's. not that bad here though dude even. there's just not enough people here the. the level the feeling when I got here. when I first moved here I was like oh. this is the right number of people yeah. it's like a number of people where you. can sustain uh like great restaurants he. could sustain a great University he. could sustain a bunch of good businesses. like it's plenty big yeah it's. definitely better than New York as far.

as oh God yeah although I was there. yesterday in the just say the the plaza. near the Central Park it was [ __ ]. nice I was just walking around dude I. love visi it was very nice I love. visiting New York yeah yeah I got these. guys in the Bronx G&R Deli you ever you. ever have no dude this is like the best. Italian Italian sub I've ever had in my. [ __ ] life it's called The Bronx. Godfather we went and the last time we. went for the UFC these [ __ ] wops are. never original what are you talking.

about you Italians like this one's The. Godfather I I didn't name you Italians. my people named it but dude it's [ __ ]. it's the best food it's terrible for you. these people all look like they're just. filled with inflammation they're just. eating pasta all day but godamn they. look like they having a great time. they're having a great time yeah they're. eating dude just grow forget about your. diet this guy who says that forget about. your diet and they watch the Yankees not. make the playoffs [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what.

I wanted this come on look at this guy. Subs shut the [ __ ] up tell me that. doesn't make that's a chicken. cutlet Come On Son look at that look at. this sandwich look at this they're. slicing this thing open tell me you're. not hungry I actually I am hungry look. at these guys he's hungry too look at. his face it was look he was about to. [ __ ] he had a that's my friend Thomas. that's my friend Tommy Jr I've been. friends with that dude for he's about to. [ __ ] one of these sandwiches.

years you could [ __ ] one of those. sandwiches you could if you had to oh no. problem great people though very [ __ ]. the nicest people salted the earth and. the food is insane but I just uh I don't. remember how we got to that what were we. talking about how did we get to. sandwiches living in City sucks but uh. just yeah but they have great food New. York has the best Italian food it's so. good I [ __ ] love going there I love. going there yeah I I I do I wouldn't say.

I miss New York but I do I I like going. New York rules I still want to live. there yeah I'm too whatever it is. whatever it is I like I like Wilder I. want a ranch that's what I want I want. someplace where there's like I'm I'm. wake up I see deer and I hear birds. chirping and [ __ ] that's what I like it. is fun to see deer I got a house my. family and we have a house in the. Poconos oh nice but those deer are. shitty they're sh SC agly they're [ __ ]. up deer they're always around the house. and they're [ __ ] dirty they probably.

have a lot of diseases too you see them. and you're like oh nice deer and you see. him up close you're like oh no there's a. thing called uh CWD chronic wasting. disease it's uh tearing through deer and. uh to the point where there's a lot of. people that are scared to eat deer in. certain places like in certain spots in. Wisconsin my buddy Doug Duran he um is a. part of this uh conservation effort to. try to like mitigate this spread of this. disease and they're trying to actually. shoot more deer because they're trying. to lower the population so that less of.

them it is funny that Hunters I know it. is the correct move but it's always like. we're we're going to have to kill more. of them sorry we're going to have to. kill more of them but they really do in. this case because you know if you ever. been in the midwest the [ __ ] deer are. everywhere it's my buddy John Dudley. owns uh a hunting Farm okay this guy is. like one of the best bow Hunters on. Earth he teaches archery it's a. different level of like if you had like. you know how I opened up the mothership.

this guy developed his his deer farm. it's like one of those type deals and. there's a few of these guys like there's. another guy named Lee laosi has a. similar situation and they live in Iowa. just to hunt deer like it's a religion. dude they have cameras set up all around. the property so they can find out when a. guy is in the neighborhood so they they. they try to SP because these big bucks. are smart and they know they're being. HED and so most of them go nocturnal. until the ladies want a party and that's.

when you get them when when they wind up. hunting season is during the rut and so. you got to risk it all they just they. get so horny that guys have walked made. videos where they walk right up to a. deer like this big deer is just standing. there in the middle of the woods they. walk right up to him touch him go hey. man you okay he's just he's so [ __ ]. out he's probably [ __ ] out he probably. [ __ ] like 30 Do's that day and he's. like standing [ __ ] kill me kill me. dude I'm done he's been listening to 30.

stupid stories and [ __ ] oh yeah they. talking about and then she said to me. and I was like you are not going to talk. to me like that I me I yeah. I even you starting to say that I my. brain shut off and then she said I was. just like no she just went into a dark. place but there's so many videos of guys. like walking up to a deer and touching. it with an arrow like hey man you all. right like yeah what [ __ ] are you doing. here and the deer's like huh you're just. horny bro they're just so [ __ ] out or.

so horny that they literally are so. confused that they let someone walk. right up to them like that's how much it. affects the brain and they only get to. [ __ ] once a year so imagine human beings. are like that but human beings we can. have sex 365 days a year just imagine if. all human beings only bred in November. and so a [ __ ] November rolls around. and everybody goes crazy that's what. it's like in the deer world it would be. war war it would be War every November.

would be it would be horrific you'd have. to hide your family look at this. deer during the rut with his Arrow hey. bro look at him he's huh go away man you. need to go sleep it. off you gotta he can't even stand look. he's standing cockeyed. oh finally figured it out finally he. snapped out of it and took off that is.

wild dude that's crazy that's wild and. and shout out to that dude for not. smoking it he should have Point blanked. it cuz he had a [ __ ] arrow in his. hand he could have smoked it that shows. how many Hunters are out there that like. that guy they're ethical also that's a. little deer you don't really want to. shoot that really yeah that's a let me. see that again that's a little pumper. that is uh yeah that's like a. one-year-old deer see how he has very. tiny the antlers maybe two he might be. two years old but that's about it he's.

not old what the [ __ ] like but if you. were in a place that has low deer. population density or low Buck density. like some places like they just shoot. any Buck you know because you could. shoot any Buck the some places have. different rules like they have to have. fork tines they can't be like stubs they. can't be what's called a button buck. what a button buck is they're barely. they're so young they barely have. antlers they these little n but they're. still a male so you're technically. allowed to shoot I'm a button some. you're not you're a big old saw that ice.

punch big old trophy get the [ __ ] that. ice punch doesn't count that's not fair. your dick's gone yeah 37 degrees for 3. minutes your dick's gone and with that. water flowing yeah I took a shower after. that one's rougher that's the the the. blue cube the one we have in the studio. that's the roughest one that's the. roughest one I will say this about cold. plunges the only thing you do after you. do a cold plunge is tell people you took. a cold plunge you can't I can't shut the. [ __ ] up about it's like people get into. yoga yeah they can't shut the [ __ ] up I. understand I always judge those people.

me too yeah yeah now every conversation. I have been those people I am I am those. people yeah I'm those people with almost. everything I like I get it yeah it's a. problem not really but that [ __ ]. thing's awesome I thought you were I. thought you were wrong about the cold. plunge no when we did me Ari and Mark. stuck our [ __ ] just our hands in the. cold plunge see if we could do 30. seconds yeah and it was like no [ __ ]. this I'm never do meanwhile you did. three minutes today look at you're a. stud now no no I just needed uh you.

standing there going get in there [ __ ]. [ __ ] it's like I'm not a [ __ ] Joe come. on man you got in pretty easy the first. time you did it was rough but now you're. pretty accustom well the first time you. get in it sucks the [ __ ] wind you. done it at least what eight nine times. now how many times you done it yeah. every time yeah yeah enjoy it it's good. it really enjoy being done with it how. good does it feel when you get out of. there yeah you feel like you're on the. best drug like a like a super manageable.

drug genely feels like Molly like if. someone ever wants to borrow money they. need to catch me right when I'm coming. out of the right when I'm com SAA or the. cold plune I've also noticed when I get. out of it I can't shut the [ __ ] up yeah. I get out I'm just yapping yeah just. giddy yeah yeah it's nice I haven't been. happy in a while so it's good you can be. happy every day just get one of those. [ __ ] things for your backyard we hook. it up maybe dude you should have one. dude tell you yeah well you're going to. have to come over and call me a [ __ ] to. call me a [ __ ] otherwise I'll never get.

there you don't live that far away from. me I will drive over your house before. shows and we'll both do it together yeah. we'll both do it together I'll do it it'. be great to do right before a show yeah. wake you right up and you feel like you. know that. sometimes when you have like Saturday. shows and you're like [ __ ] you went out. Friday night and then SLE in. hotel sleep cuz you're not at home and. then you have lunch and it's not very. good for you whatever the [ __ ] you're. eating and then you're like okay it's 6. shows at 8 [ __ ] I gotta wake up I.

usually jack off and take a nap that. workes does something it I don't know if. it helps I literally wake up 20 minutes. before the car's coming and I'm like oh. [ __ ] you forget you're doing a show yeah. if you had a cold Plunge in your room. just plop in. there you're on the like the path to. like making yourself a better person. chain what the [ __ ] you feel this do you. feel this you're on a spiritual journey. no.

yeah inside joke yeah I am on a. spiritual journey right. now uh no I yeah that'd be cool to be. better yeah well these workouts will. help we just all I have to do is just. stay consistent yeah stay consistent. everybody feels better I mean we're. talking about son today he's like God I. feel so much better he was saying that. he's getting more attractive women. hitting them up on dating apps I'm like. I don't think we had to let that we had. to let that go we this was like I'm. definitely getting stronger I'm getting. more attractive women on dating sites to.

respond like you got ja of my five. [Laughter]. workouts he's awesome though but he does. feel better he feels better more. confidence yeah how Wild is it he's. doing that Muslim prayer so for people. who don't know our friend Assan it's. hilarious comic works at the mothership. can't he can't he does not understand. Arabic but he can read read it and write. it yeah which is like so crazy he was.

taught to read it and write it when he. was a kid and he can recite Muslim. prayers but he doesn't know what they. mean yeah which is like what that was uh. clearly just autism you think so as soon. as he said it I was like oh [ __ ] now it. makes sense I've heard you say some. wacky [ __ ] now I know yeah yeah yeah a. touch of the tism he's got a little yeah. the touch of the tism is a superpower. certainly is I I feel like it is yeah I. wish I had more I like to Crank It Up by. like.

2% turn it up a little turn it up I have. CTE for sure I got a little of that yeah. I must I must I get hit in the head too. many times the all the things that I. know now about people that get hit in. the head I'm like yeah it does. something yeah I got hit in the head for. like 10 years and then I also probably. have toxoplasmosis CU I I used to have a. wild. cat no most likely I got that too and I. always had cats when I was a kid and. they always went out like cats if you. got cats you're [ __ ] you gota let.

them out yeah you got let there a little. bunch of little [ __ ] murderers but. I'm a big fan of that I'm a big fan of. letting them out too but the thing is. like you're going to get toxo like your. cat's going to get toxo and you're. probably going to get it yeah what does. it do affects your thinking makes you. more irrational makes you more. irrational yeah there's a. disproportionate number of motorcycle. victims motorcycle crash victims got bit. by cats that. that test positive for toxoplasmosis. they don't know if there's a correlation. but they do think it affects your.

impulse. control yeah there's also a. disproportionate number of successful. soccer teams that come from places that. have high levels of. toxoplasmosis yeah they don't know if. that's because there's a lot of really. successful socer teams that comes from. come from third world countries poorer. countries that's possible too but it. also might be just it makes you Wilder. yeah it might like literally possibly. could change cultures at one point in.

time France 50% of the country tested. positive for. it they're just wild people who's wilder. than French French is wild the French. are wild bro those are some wild people. I saw Napoleon how was it I loved it you. did I loved it why do people not like it. here's what I think I think Ridley Scott. made Napoleon like a human well Wen. Phoenix did it made him like a human. being being like he says dumb [ __ ] he. [ __ ] up mhm you know usually if you're. watching like a historical movie like.

you want him to be like Abraham Lincoln. speaking well the entire time totally in. control yeah this is a guy that's like. an actual human he's a human the whole. time but every time they cut to a scene. where he's [ __ ] his wife it's so. funny just him doggy all he does is. doggy Stu that was his thing as hard as. I don't think that's historically. accurate they just cut to him and Joseph. being. like it's pretty great yeah yeah.

that's crazy so how many sex scenes are. in the movie there's two that I can. definitely remember wow and both of them. are do sty hard cut to him doggy style. interesting yeah I wonder why I wonder. when people figured out you could have. sex looking at each other because most. animals are doggy style yeah like all of. them in fact I mean I don't I don't want. to turn this into some type of freak. [ __ ] but I saw a funny video of a. gorilla doggy style on another gorilla. at the [ __ ] just kids watching at the. zoo he's.

like funny how human they look when they. [ __ ] show funny they little tiny. dicks you know they have little tiny. dicks gorillas yeah [ __ ] yeah chimps. have big dicks do you know why why cuz. chimp females are more promiscuous. there's a if you gorillas also have. little. balls this is interesting like in. primates there is a direct relationship. between the number of promiscuous. females that are nearby and the size of. the male's. testicles that wild that's a crazy fact.

that's wild it's an interesting fact. yeah that's why chimps have giant nuts. cuz chimp chimp ladies are wild they. want big nuts yeah they want big nuts. well they they need a lot of loads. they're going to war yeah trying to make. babies those guys are having a tough. time they're having a tough time I don't. I wouldn't yeah that chimp Empire ship. bugged me out I didn't like it it's wild. I liked the dude that in the beginning. of chimp vampire the guy there's the. first scene where they go like fight the. other colony and he's like I'm out of. here this is too much and then they.

catch him the other colony caught him on. the way back and killed him and killed. him I respected him just being like I. know you guys are going to make fun of. me when we get back yeah this is scary. I'm going home you can't even join the. other team they got ripped apart like at. least some armies would take even the. Mongols they used to take in other. Warriors and go hey join us we going. have to kill you I wonder if chimp's. ever do that well something has to. happen right because they do Branch off. like they were saying that there was one. clan that was a part of another group I.

bet they just start [ __ ] the ladies. what do they call a tri is it a tribe. what do they call them troop a troop of. chimps I could be wrong on that. one Jamie you're what are you doing over. there I'm talking about gorilla as. [ __ ] you didn't even bring it up I'm. following all along here I was I was. looking for doggy style scenes in. Napoleon actually you guys got there. trying to find I would like to see that. I thought I had something but I'd lost. it now now we're on the new stuff so. I've had to switch can you please find.

gorilla's [ __ ] at the zoo all right. what was the other thing and then what. right after gorilla troops what is the. the group what do they called a tribe A. Clan group of H this is even a group of. apes or chimpanzees is a shrewdness whoa. yeah those are fun a shrewdness that. can't be right British [ __ ]. shrewdness is that like the British. where they spell tire. [ __ ] dude your. Tires Tires with a.

yo are a wow a. shrewdness baboons are a troop oh okay. ants are a colony or an army interesting. that guy sapolsky uh Robert spolski who. did all the research on toxoplasmosis he. was the one I found out about the um. disproportionate number of motorcycle. victims he also did some crazy work with. baboons and one of the things they found. these Boons they had these like really. rough alpha males like evil mean brutal.

bully alpha males and they were uh. getting food from this Resort they were. getting food from the garbage so like. hundreds of them would go to the the the. garbage in the resort and tear it apart. and this one here we go. hey look at that so funny ass on him. good Lord imagine what kind of deadlifts. he funny yeah but look how short his. Strokes are see what I'm saying yeah. been there brother look at. that that's exactly how I [ __ ] that's. how you [ __ ] yeah dude nice nice and.

slow look the child get the [ __ ] out of. there child is coming to look he's going. to get under there child's going to. tickle his balls look at that hope. that's not no rules at all the child's. going to get that's a baby chimp man. that's a baby chimp is going what are. you doing to my. mom yes dude. help push push I'm going help you push I. mean that's so these. baboons that's not the one I was talking. about the mean ones the mean ones got to.

the garbage first it turned out the. garbage was poisoned like the garbage. had some something in it that was. poisoned so these chimps died off so the. alphas died and then everybody chilled. out and so this group troop I guess of. baboons for like I think a decade like. peaceful and cool like it somehow and. then it eventually devolved back to. bully Alphas that were beating up all. the other chimps but hey we're no.

different yeah World War II now we've. been chilling for a while yeah and all. of a sudden there's some well how long. do we chill for it up to Vietnam we. that barely. counts compared to World War II right. but completely unnecessary whereas World. War I was necessary because of an. unnecessary start what was the unne. necessar started World War II Hitler had. taken everything yeah but like it a lot.

of it is based on what happened World. War one right yes so World War I one and. two are pretty there everything in. history is interlined obv and there's. not that much time between them either. so there's like a regrouping of Germany. and now we'll [ __ ] show you yeah. yeah uh what was World War One over. that's the ultimate dumbest [ __ ] one. ever what is it over uh Austria Arch. Duke France Ferdinand got assassinated. in Serbia that's right and then the guy.

lucky ran into him outside of a. restaurant yeah I tried to kill him. didn't then his car was parked outside. of a restaurant he's like oh yeah there. he is there he is yeah and then uh their. Ally was Serbia's Ally was Russia. Austria's Ally was Germany Germany was. like we're going to help. Austria that's why they got blamed wow. and then the whole world the whole world. which they were all cousins why were. they why they assassinate that dude uh.

because Austria and Serbia I guess had a. pretty long history of fighting each. other and he was in. Serbia monegro was it and he it was kind. of like flaunting it a little was kind. of like you shouldn't be here Al Nancy. Pelosi went to Tai yeah yeah yeah of. just like yeah I'm I can handle it yeah. what what you going to do I could be. wrong though I think it was like uh. France Ferdinand was actually like one. of the guys in Austria that liked Serbia.

and he was one of the guys like helping. it he was like a advocate for it and. then uh the blackand and I'm forgetting. his [ __ ] name he's very important the. guy who shot him I don't remember his. name either it's embarrassing I don't. remember it and I hope it's Serbia I. just I'm talking I think it is he was. from the kingdom of Serbia this isn't. the thing I was looking at didn't have. his name. this doesn't either so what happens to.

Germany during World War I so World War. I was over nothing they fought everybody. died like millions of people died over. and a lot of times it's this trench. warfare where they over the course of. four or five years they gained nothing. lost nothing so at the end of the war. like when France and Germany and England. had to sign this treaty they were like. like the Allies that won were like oh we. got to. makes we got to gain something out of. this because otherwise our people are. going to kill us when we signed this.

treaty and neither of us nothing changed. and that was all for literally for. nothing so then they they just blamed. Germany for everything they were like. you guys you owe France. reparations gillo PRP got him so good he. was 19 years old [ __ ] up the whole. world wow good job gravilla one teenager. yeah you imagine imagine one person and. so many things happen because of one. thing that you do a 19-year-old yeah.

like imagine being the CEO Bud. Light imagine being that lady it's not. the CEO right what was she like. marketing yeah that was just head. marketing imagine being that. lady up in the middle. night [ __ ] yeah I would yeah I don't. know how comparable that is to Gilla. Prin in the business World business. world that was World War I it's World. War I yeah yeah they didn't know they.

didn't know the capabilities of the. weapons right just like yeah nobody had. figured out gas world one was doing. nobody figured out Kid Rock shooting. your produ they. doing they were doing Cavalry Charges. into machine guns that other picture of. me look pretty handsome go to that. picture imagine that guy shoots you. you're like [ __ ] [ __ ] guy great. cheekbones you ever see young Stalin he. looks like uh Scott Eastwood young. Stalin was a babe was he. yeah criminal penalty 20 years. imprisonment you died 3 years later.

years later died wow that [ __ ]. started it all off damn he was he was. alive though for three years to witness. what he did that's a tough way yeah. wonder if he connected them all clearly. he had yeah clearly that started it yeah. I bet it was a lot of bragging in the. showers you know when I did [ __ ]. killed everyone I got everybody killed. one of my favorite stories from World. War I that I've talked about too much is. that the Russians and the Germans had a.

ceasefire to kill wolves that's awesome. yeah they I didn't know about that they. were in Russia and so many of them were. getting killed by wolves that they. decided to have a. ceasefire they they negotiated a. ceasefire to kill. wolves cuz terrifying imagine if you're. at trench warfare and you get shot and. you're screaming and you're in agony and. then dog. eat and there's 30 wolves Wes tearing. your friend apart and there's nothing. you can do you jump up people shoot you.

yeah that's uh and the Wolves just get. into The Trenches World War I seems like. the worst bro seems like one of the look. at what the worst dressed like how do. they survive the elements I don't know. they had stupid shoes they didn't their. shoes were so stupid they had like shoes. that you would wear if you're like. walking down the street yeah and they're. out in the woods they're in the mud for. months at a time yeah what show us what. they were dressed like their boots were. stupid like everything was stupid. there's no no waterproofing there's no.

nothing there's no tactical gear yeah. had nothing you had [ __ ] Cotton. shirts that's what Hitler Hitler did to. his boys the guys that went into Russia. he was like we're going to be done by we. don't even need to make winter uniforms. for these. guys with leather sold shoes they didn't. even have like textured shoe sold. back then just guys having fun just a. good time trench warfare it.

ain't [ __ ] chist man imagine imagine. that life that dude is taking a nap. there just living in hell they got some. cool art that came out of this from. these guys getting [ __ ] up you ever. see auto auto dicks no get some Auto. dicks going go back to that photo again. please that photo you just had of those. guys wow are these are these Dough Boys. what are these These are Americans look. at their little [ __ ] outfits imagine.

being stuck over there going what the. [ __ ] are we here for gas mask on their. neck right yep yep that's when they. first started using. gas [ __ ] man you see what a horrific. time have you seen All Quiet on the. Western Front yes I I love it oh no wait. a minute I have it no that's the new one. right yes you got to watch that no I. haven't you got to watch that it's so. good I you told me about it multiple. times I get bummed out when I watch war. movies it's the most depressing one I've. seen in a while yeah [ __ ] I would say.

I'm going to do it when I'm like sitting. in front of the TV but when I'm sitting. in front of the TV most of the time I. just like to be. entertained I just just show me I want. to watch you got to watch that one I get. really depressed it's bad dude I get. anxiety sometimes in the middle of the. night when everyone's asleep I get. anxiety thinking about the wars yeah AO. Dix has some good ones artist he got. dick he got [ __ ] up from that war and.

this is all his work oh my God. everybody's all bullet hold and patched. together oh wow so he was a soldier yeah. I think he yeah he's German oh my god. dude these are. horrific yeah what did that guy say oh. you ever see all right this is I don't. know how good this is for podcasting but. you go to look at Goya. look at Goya look at his. uh have we ever talked about this on the. gas mask are crazy gas mask are scary.

because that's the first time they ever. experienced gas attacks. Goya that was actually the those are the. Napoleonic Wars he was a Spanish guy. look at all those bodies but then he got. dark dude he got into some scary stuff. some Satan [ __ ] yeah allegedly his last. paintings were who so they're called the. black paintings bro can you imagine. being alive the first time they start. using gas no that would be a b like they.

just got giant fans and they're spraying. deadly gas towards you oh God look at. his stuff man my. God yeah it says it is Francisco Goya no. he did Saturn Saturn's Sun Painting oh. God look at that that's horrifying he's. eating a baby he did s uh Saturn. devouring his son well I think that's. what's happening right there that's not. the real one different one yeah that's. the one oh God oh my God Jamie go to.

that one in the the bigger one in the. left hand corner right left hand corner. of that keep going no no no no back hold. on I want to lose it the one below it to. the left that's it that go to that one. right there look at that that's so. horrifying Goya has some Co eating a. baby what the [ __ ] man. and that's like a valuable painting like. someone could have that in their home oh. this is a Goya it's worth five no that.

painting billion dollars yeah how much. is that worth that. Goya you say it's called the official. name like death Saturn devouring his son. lot of Satan Satanist money out there I. think that was in. uh what's that movie uh about greed is. good what's that called Wall Street Wall. Street Wall Street the easiest. the Reginal Wall Street not Wolf Wall. the Reginal one GRE is Wall Street I. think he had that in his office my. favorite scene in that movie is Michael.

Douglas walking down the beach with that. brick phone like he was a pimp those. brick phones were the [ __ ] back then oh. my God he's talking to someone it says. his most valuable work was sold for 7.5. and that one would be much more valuable. wow it's more valuable why don't they. sell it maybe they don't want imagine. wanting that in your house I've I have. some goas do you yeah for real yeah I. got the he goat talking. and prince prince yeah I'm like what you.

yeah $48 million worth ofan ke movie. tolian kees. money uh I saw those there's a museum I. forget it was Sophia Raina maybe in. Madrid and I was at it and they have. what's called his dark paintings or the. black paintings I forget but apparently. Goya lost his mind and all these. paintings were from in his own house on. the walls like that was painted that. wasn't on a canvas that was on his wall. that he did by himself he lost his mind. he would paint at night with candles on.

his head oh my God like a chandelier of. candles on his head painted satanic [ __ ]. now that's I think they've said that. this was a legend but I'm not sure whoa. I want to believe it it's awesome you. see those paintings you're like holy. it's like it seems like a guy goat. talking to witches you're like holy sh a. guy eating a baby yeah yeah pretty cool. that seems like something someone who. would have a [ __ ]. candle Chandelier on their head sounds.

he was 72 when he moved into the house. some guy took all hacked quotes hacked. off all of the murals from the wall and. attached them to Canvas and they're now. on that museum yeah wow saw him off the. wall he was he saw that'd be even more. valuable yeah it's pretty awesome chunk. of his wall too imagine walking into. that. house bro what was going on one of the. greatest artist mind well he saw the he. saw like War Horrors yeah he saw [ __ ].

up War the most close combat bullet type. War you could get into trench warfare no. this this is Napoleonic Wars oh that's. right this is old Spain where he saw. like swords and [ __ ] can saw and like. atrocities yeah yeah they were killing. civilians they were oh yeah he drew he. drew all of. them I mean what is that dudy your mind. yeah you end up painting a [ __ ] goat. what does it do you what if what if you. have a child like what if you come back.

from war and you have these horrific. Visions you see these horrible horrible. things do you think any of that gets. transferred into your child's Bank of. memory I think there's a lot of that. going on yeah there's some studies on. that like trauma pass generational. trauma yeah yeah mccusker was just. talking to me about it well it seems. real if you think about some things that. kids are scared of right like what are. kids scared of they're all scared of. monsters yeah even if they live in. naturally afraid of snakes yeah yeah.

yeah I think it's built in let's you're. a [ __ ] psycho yeah yeah it's built in. it's built in it's like it's in the. memory bank somewhere so it's probably. it's probably difficult to assern how. much but there's probably some kind of. information that gets into. someone's cells their DNA their their. very essence that gets transferred to. the kid which is wild cuz if you have a. kid and you you experience that yeah I'm.

God damn those paintings are [ __ ]. hard those paintings Ru and he started. as like a royal paint back then they. would just like if you were a good. painter the court the Royal Court would. like hire you to do portraits and [ __ ]. until he was just a really good and he. was like he was one of the greats and. then uh yeah he lost his he lost his. mind he just all started getting satanic. [ __ ] I I can't seen that much hard you. probably believe Satan's 100% real for. sure how could it not be real he watched. like seen hell get killed yeah babies.

get killed women get. slaughtered look all right if we're. looking these. goya's [ __ ] he's got like just wore. sketches I forget the name of the. collection but he would just pencil. sketch what he saw and it's like dude's. like body parts placed in a tree cuz the. French were trying to send a message. Spain's [ __ ] up Spain's always been. [ __ ] up Spanish Civil War is cool what. what about that story from the Roman.

Empire I forget the the details of it. but they put people on Stakes like every. hundred yards for like seven miles. something [ __ ] insane like that yeah. they would crucify people like that they. would crucify but they did it for like. miles so that as you're on your way. you're like all right don't steal this. is is what you're going to have to deal. with if you [ __ ] off I don't think it's. a steel thing I think it's like an army. thing Romans crucified 6,000 people.

along a 120 Mile Stretch of Road between. Rome and kapua kapua uh people were. traveling for days along a major trade. route seeing a new person crucified. every 100 feet 100 feet not 100 yards. sorry 100. feet 6,000 people. dude. dude but you know that's like the the. origins of the dra uh was that Spartacus.

the Gladiator War the war of Spartacus. yeah. yeah lasts a series of slave rebellions. against the Roman Republic known as the. cervil wars the this third rebellion was. the only one that directly threatened. the Roman Heartland of Italy it was. particularly alarming to Rome because. its military seemed powerless to. suppress. it wow. they killed 6,000 Dam 70 Gladiators. broke out from the Gladiator School wow.

that's pretty they easily defeated the. small Roman Force sent to recapture them. and within two years they had been. joined by some. 120,000 men women and children the. able-bodied adults of this large group. were a surprisingly effective Armed. Force that repeatedly showed they could. withstand or defeat the Roman military. from the local campanian patrols to the. Roman militia and even to train Roman. Legions under the consolar command this. Army of slaves roamed across Italy.

raiding Estates and towns with relative. impunity sometimes dividing into. separate but connected bands with. several leaders including the famous. former Gladiator Spartacus holy [ __ ]. dude makes sense though these you got. these dudes fighting with sword how to. use swords and then they get out they're. going to [ __ ] you up yeah they're going. to go wild wow that must have been crazy. times man. crazy times yes and back then like you. had to like hear someone tell you what.

was going on over there just. bull it's always wrong no photos you you. have to look at sketches like this is. what that [ __ ] Spartacus got out. he's out God damn that's what he like. got a picture of him think if like the. NFL was like they're not allowed out. right and then you're like God damn. broke out and they fight with swords. yeah sh how far are we away from sword. fighting on TV if we have slap fighting.

this like one nuclear bomb has to go off. and then you could have the ultimate. sword fighting championships I mean I. think a sword to witness a sword fight. would be so horrific imagine though if. like the winner got a $100 million do. you know how many trailer park dudes. would step inord fight for $100. million I think after witnessing the. first out everyone would go oh no I. think not I bet them bow Riders would.

get involved then You' have a real. problem I think getting killed true yeah. oh yeah they're doing this [ __ ] Roger. already after M1 but this is different. they're wearing armor but they do beat. the [ __ ] out of each other yeah it's. pretty wild but I don't think anybody's. dying and theyed they actually wind up. doing MMA with each. other which I would kind of think if. you're really good at MMA I would kind. of like fake the sword yeah take the. yeah legs I would use that [ __ ] that.

[ __ ] Shield that they have and I. would rush him I'd Rush him and then. just trip this guy pull his helmet off. and beat him to death the sword fight. that you're saying to say like is there. no MMA allowed is it just but it seems. like they're clinching though they they. kick each other see look he kicked them. kic the inside. leg Yeah and he's got shin pads on too. oh man really kick popped in the head. yeah you got the head with a sword look. at see need in the nuts like you can get. away with some stuff in this these. mountains in the back this is awesome.

it's pretty wild that they have these. kind of fights these guys are getting. tired too here's the. Highlight out the the armor on the. shields again when they come together. they see they go to the ground they go. to the ground if you go to the ground. like that let go your [ __ ] sword and. take his back see this guy's on top this. guy knows what he's doing he's dropping. dropping some [ __ ] Shield. he let go of a sword the guy top that. guy gave up yeah see good move by that. guy let go of the sword it's not.

effective guy's covered in armor yeah. how long before they're not how long. before it's two dudes in their underwear. with a samurai. sword one sword they have to fight over. it like like a Oklahoma drill wow that. that wild we can't they would just get. sprinters sprinters would be the first. first to get the sword I'm not. I I look it happened before it's. happened in history before for sure. people fought sword fights do you don't.

think there's someone out there is. thinking about fighting a sword fight. right now I think there's tons of D dude. right now with a rock and a sword. probably listening statistically there's. a guy listening this right now withing a. sword hold a sword right now out of all. our listeners there 1,000 a sword sh how. different from fencing is it then right. that's what I'm saying going on the. whole time fencing is just the. gentleman's way of each other with a. sword it's still a [ __ ] sword fight. man yeah but these are just.

dorks fencing might be the [ __ ]. lamest [ __ ] ever it's hard to do I don't. it involves a lot of technique you get. [ __ ] up no [ __ ] I'm not saying they're. lame cuz I'm better I could never do. that it's just lame to do it yeah well. especially now with all the bullets and. everything bullets are better than. swords it's way better so it's way. better yeah that's what held back the. Japanese you know the samurai were like. very reluctant to get involved with guns.

they're like come on this [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. yeah but we got arrows. already fight like a. man and that didn't work out so well no. no they ran into yeah but they were the. first they were the first people to hold. off the Mongols the samurai were the. first people to hold off the Mongols. Mongols did they get hit with a wave. they got hit with a little bit of a wave. yeah they were unsuccessful though. Samurai fought him off I mean that that. is a wild culture yeah a warlike.

Island in in the Pacific with some of. the the greatest martial arts inventions. of all time coming from this one place. Judo karate yeah so much came from that. place different styles of. karate yeah they they got Rowdy Kendo. Japan got Rowdy yeah they got. rowy yeah they have the drip severe look. at that drip we got one of those you. seen that one that we have yes we have a. real one that's a real one from the 18.

samai Samurai might have the best drip. they had good drip they look. dope when I I I got a piss yeah okay. pause right here I would like to oh. there was an African Samurai in Japan. one I bet she when they wrote that. article within the last three years back. on Samurai black samurai so black. samurai your SU is this guy's name he's. a man of African origin who came to. Japan in the sang Goku period and became.

a retainer in the household of Oda. noaga he was employed by the Japanese. sangoku oh I can't even say all that. [ __ ] try that one Damo Oda. noag and served as a kosho paage or. sword Bearer he was neither a menial nor. an indentured servant but a retainer who. was given a hpened by Nang noou noaga. Nobunaga so that guy Nobunaga was the.

most powerful man in Japan oh and yuk I. think is his name came over from a a. group from Italy actually H and spent. some time there wanted to go visit that. guy and then this is the part I thought. was interesting here it's like a. description of their meeting right here. okay uh he appears to be 26 or 27 years. old the Blackness of his body is that. like that of a bull and he is healthy.

and of fine physique moreover he has a. strength of more than 10 men the padr. came with him and thanked Lord Nobunaga. for his permission to prze here's the. part two I want seeing a black man for. the first time refused to believe that. his skin color was natural and not. applied later and made him remove his. clothes from the belt. upwards uh. valano describes how nuaga thinking that. he might have ink on his body made him.

take off his clothes and wash his body. but the more he washed and scrubbed the. darker his skin. became. huh and so then he he hung out it says. they like he took him around Japan for. like a year doing Feats of Strength and. stuff they he didn't speak any he was. also given a short sword he was given a. short sword in a house he was sometimes. made to carry Nobunaga sama's tools so. interesting all right um what the [ __ ].

were we just talking about before this. there was something else Japan war [ __ ]. samur no I lost it God damn it it was. interesting though Theon no rul I give. up I'm not GNA find. it it's in my head somewhere [ __ ] God. damn I hate when that happens. yeah but when you go off on these. tangents yeah yeah yeah oh what the NCA. stuff oh no it's not real okay no that.

was the fake news yeah it was fake news. but what's real news is the 15 and. under oh yeah team destroying the. Women's National Team in soccer bro that. is crazy I got in such a battle over. that so I was doing a Comedy Festival. when that happened in Atlanta and I was. in the green room and I was already out. of place like I was sitting next to. somebody that was describing the. benefits of.

polyamory and I was like drunk enough is. a comedy club yeah a Comedy Festival and. I was drunk enough to be like yo FC. Dallas shut up under 15 under 15 boy. Squad beat the US Women's National Team. in a scrimmage match was in preparation. for Thursday's uh W us wnt friendly. versus Russia wow so. boy while. we're sitting there sitting in there. discussing uh that's actually a.

different one five to two is there was. another time they played him and lost. like. 81 but regardless so what happened. sitting in this screen room this guy's. describing to me how poly the benefits. of being polyamorous this is a comic. yeah they were all comic I mean it was. Comedy Festival so we're all yeah it was. open did you watch their act I probably. but I was you just starting yeah yeah. yeah how many years in the comedy were. you at this uh five okay but we're back.

there and I was I was like this was. before I knew you weren't allowed to be. like that's dumb so he was like poly. Amry I was like that's Dum you know. that's dumb what you're. saying [ __ ] crazy what you're saying. and then while we're talking this girl. walks in she's got her phone and she's. like oh the men's team lost again but. still get paid more than the women I was. like well yeah they've more people watch. it they yeah that's they're better at. soccer it's say who's better at their.

job they're better and then that started. an argument and she's like how do you. know and I was like the slowest worst. guy on the men's team would literally be. the greatest what are you talking like I. was like you understand this she was. like no you tell me and then I I was. like I'm sure they've scrimmaged at some. point and I Googled it and it was like. they played the under 15 team in lost. eight nothing and I was. like they did it and she's like you. [ __ ] she M at you for truth what' she.

call you uh probably like a well. actually probably just like a [ __ ]. and then probably when I got cancelled. she was like yeah I knew that guy was a. [ __ ] I'll give her credit I was. probably being a [ __ ] but you. probably she deserved that's nonsense. talk but then that whole why don't the. women get paid more I heard that. argument even about Comics like. shut the [ __ ] up listen if you're Taylor. Swift you get paid yeah you get.

[ __ ] paid there's no guys out there. saying why is not a male Tailor Swift. but there's women out there that will. say that about male Comics that are. killing it yeah why is why don't the. women get that. much why don't people Polynesian descent. get a check like that why don't people. [ __ ] how come no one from Iceland is. getting paid like shut the [ __ ] up yeah. that's not how it works it's not how it. works like Taylor Swift is Taylor Swift.

yeah isn't it tlor Beyonce being a woman. is not holding her back in the slightest. I think those are the two acts T Swift. and Beyonce the biggest acts in the. world I don't think anyone comes close. no one comes close to teror Swift ter I. think Beyonce does she does she's in the. neighborhood I bet it I bet she does. both of them let's say both of them. they're selling out St. [ __ ] Arena Arena they would have to. do it like a comedy club they'd have to. treat an arena they'd have to treat the.

T-Mobile Center in Vegas like a comedy. club how well yeah if Taylor night. Tuesday and through Thursday she'd have. to do a decade for real she would have. to do a decade she literally doesn't. there not it's not possible to have. enough tickets for all the people that. want to see her. yeah is there a male act that's even. close no no Kanye probably before all. that [ __ ] went down I don't think he no. he was not that big no but she wasn't. that big back then either right yeah. like when he but he made that [ __ ].

famous oh my God he did he [ __ ] up I. made that [ __ ] famous he [ __ ] up he. [ __ ] up he did he rules he does rule. he does rule he says a lot of wild [ __ ]. he's having fun I hope so well no no I. bet his new album's going to be a. [ __ ] Banger you push that dude but you. push that dude in the corner I bet he. comes out SW winging I bet I bet this. new [ __ ] is a bang yeah he's the best. isn't he in like Saudi Arabia or.

something recording it I he was I know. he was definitely in Italy getting his. dick sucked on a boat for a little a. little bit of that and then uh but then. he was in Japan or recording at least. part of it the middle e suuk or whatever. that guy's name was I think he's in. Japan makes. sense it's crazy though like they they. Adidas lost billions of dollars to not. being business with them and didn't they. take it back nope nope they just sold. the remaining stock I'm pretty sure I.

don't think they went back to business. together I think when you lose money. like that you go our bad but that is a. rough look for Adidas it's a rough look. for everybody but Adidas was literally. founded by Nazis yeah that's what I mean. they got to be like no we got nothing to. do with. this we don't we don't have do and this. is now and we are not those people. imagine being the [ __ ] CEO of Adidas. and seeing that clip him just like I. love Hitler oh no [ __ ] dude [ __ ] he was.

trying to say he loves everybody right. yeah I think that was the message but. boy did he he it got a little murky well. he gets murky he gets a little murky he. gets murky all the time do you remember. that time he sat down in the Oval Office. with Trump and he was just rattling off. like craziness and Trump's like this. like Trump is so smart with that stuff. he just lets people go with other people. he would shut the [ __ ] up if Chris. Christie was was in there saying all. that nonsense like what are you talking. about get out of here yeah but with. Kanye he's like I guy's on my side let.

him go I let him go I mean we can talk. Kanye all day I love Kanye I love Kanye. Kanye had my probably my favorite music. video is him and Lil pump you're such a. [ __ ]. hoe I love it it's a very it's a very. fun they had those crazy [ __ ] dumb. ass suits they're just having fun then. they did it live on SNL let me hear.

[Music]. this's that lady yeah that thing he did. with uh that song where he's just making. a bunch of noise was pretty funny SK Bop. po you know the story behind with him. and Drake it's supposed to be a Drake. song yeah and Drake wanted it and Kanye. was like yeah guess what nope so he made. a beat and a great song for Drake and. then he released it a couple days later. of just him going like Skiby Bop poop SK.

poop poop He just ruined it he just. ruined the whole. track yeah we uh we play this one song. in the green room when we really want to. get things popping the I'm going to jail. song trying to find it Jam I'll send it. to oh yeah I know that song yeah you. know that song guess who's going to jail. tonight guess I'm going God damn that. song Rock. yeah jail it's just called jail this is. [Music].

it this is one of them Green Room songs. it's fun [ __ ] yeah hearing this hearing. yay go. [Music]. wild come on it's a bad [ __ ]. man I mean you got to let a guy like. this get out of line every now and again. yeah he's that's what makes him so. brilliant he's got a tornado going on. his mind there's a tornado in there at. any given.

time bro when he was doing the podcast. when he was doing the podcast. unfortunately Jamie got Co so he. couldn't be here for it but you know. what he wanted to do what what Kanye. wanted to do he didn't like my set it. was my old set keep it going he he he. didn't like my old set so he wanted to. build a set do the podcast Oh I thought. you were talking about stand up I was. like godam he wanted to build a set so I. said what do you want to do like we're. on FaceTime I go what do you want to do. he goes uh I want to build a womb I want.

to do the podcast in a womb I said let's. go I go let's do it no problem let's do. it okay build a womb and so that was the. plan and then Jamie got Co [ __ ] it all. up. Jamie and then I told him I go listen my. producer got Co do you mind just doing. it at my Studios I get someone to come. in sub for him Red Band came in sub for. him it's like we really the womb thing. you don't think I would have gone it's. co keeping me out of there yeah it's.

just Co and it was back when Co was. actually Co we worried Jamie was going. to die yeah everyone thought I was going. to die I was stuck in a room for a week. oh yeah damn he wasn't allowed to have. contact with people yeah yeah the rough. days the dark days I was in I was in New. York going with roommates with male. roommates and I got Co and they didn't. have it and they were just like. terrified of you no no they they didn't. give a [ __ ] really it's Chris and Tommy. Tommy you Chris and Tommy wild people.

they were literally like yeah I don't. care wow we we stayed in the same. apartment the entire time no got no one. got it that's crazy yeah how much did. you guys make. [Laughter]. outp days got my energy back we started. making out again yeah my whole family. got it and I didn't get it but I felt it. I was working out yeah and when I was. working out I was like I'm fighting. something off 100% I could feel it I was.

doing my kettle bell routine and I was. like oo so I switched to 35 lbs and I. said I'm just going to do one set of. each movement keep the going dude this. is Art this is literally art we're. talking about Co kettle bells and. playing yay come on let's go. he made a song Kanye made a song with. Andre.

3000 [ __ ] I forget the name of it this. is JayZ no this is. JayZ he sent me a song with Paul. McCartney and like didn't tell. him didn't tell I don't think he knew. Paul mcart didn't know I don't think he. knew he was going to use it as a song. yeah what I just don't think that they I. don't know I don't know the full. story can he come back like. going take one album yeah I think. everybody's already back like well also.

what better time to be mad at. jeice that's a good. point I'm be honest with. you you're making a good point I mean. guess he was going to jail tonight. culturally going ja. [Music]. jailon what's the song what's the song. he made with Andre 3000 this [ __ ].

song this is great this is an amazing. song the one he made with Andre 3000. that's it's literally like uh a life of. the party life of the party is like it's. it's actually like uh I don't want to. sound too gay it's like genuinely. beautiful it starts out with like I. think it might end with DMX talking to. his kid Jamie do me favor play The Glory. break Kanye the glory now we're playing. now we're doing a podcast yeah let's go. drinking playing music listen this one.

this is another one I got in the Green. Room tell back. old conratulations. can I talk my [ __ ] again oh my God it's. a good. one again dog are you [ __ ] kidding my. hat my shoes my coat Louis V with down. tell I. mean think of think of R Kelly think of. Michael Jackson what they've been. forgiven for because of how great their.

music was I don't think our Kelly's been. forgiven he's in jail. currently I'm not talking. legally talking arelly. rules well he loses he rules in our. Green Room yeah that's all. he. AR you hear one all right all right. never mind too gay it's too gay Real. Talk came on the [ __ ] gym we were. dancing we started dancing no you.

started dancing it was [ __ ] just right. after all right whatever right after. what you took your shirt off as the. [ __ ] song hit you started dancing to. real. talk you heard me talking to who [ __ ] I. was at the club. what we can't J Jamie we can't dude we. can't can we can we can we can we can. keep it going give me some look he's. pouring himself a little drink he's got. his stoies what calm down [ __ ] I was at.

a club with. who get the [ __ ] out of. here. only not's right's but what's right and. what's wrong real.

talk all Midwest is all midw all these. guys are Midwest this is Chicago y. Chicago MJ's. Indiana Midwest Richard PR. yeah they're producing some wild Bros oh. my god oh where Chief Keef. wild where was Kennison. born Midwest might rule yeah comea.

Washington really damn that place. sucks you end up [ __ ] wearing a Jeff. Cap to the side I don't know maybe yaka. watch I'm sorry yaka maybe you guys are. awesome I'm just [ __ ]. around that's a guy that I but his. family was from [ __ ] Illinois to. Chicago. that's why I thought. that East Poria was like that's why. because it's the same area [ __ ] prior.

came from man they produced some insane. people crazy so he was how old when he. moved there three months old okay yeah. that's like I mean I kind of claimed. Boston and I I didn't move there until I. was 13 yeah yeah I claimed Philly I. moved there when I was like. 28 where were you born Harrisburg oh. that's kind of mechanics my parents used. to live there I told you that yeah. that's [ __ ] crazy your parents lived. in [ __ ] Harrisburg yeah yeah they.

liked it harisburg is nice it's not you. know it's rural Three Mile Island cost. us a lot of people they people left. three M Islands in that area mhm I. didn't know that yeah Three Mile Island. is where I'm from I thought why did I. think Three Mile Island was in like Long. Island or something makes sense Long. Island yeah I I don't think I ever knew. where it is so where 3 Mile Island. Island in Middletown Pennsylvania I. think wow but it's. Harrisburg bro uh.

Pennsylvania in my head doing stand up. in. Pennsylvania is uh canx spurg on the map. dude makes me happy my memory of how I. got into conspiracy theories was what. was in Pennsylvania when I was on the. road this dude this dude a friend of. mine uh was buddies with his dude who's. in a band and we were all out and we're. talking he starts talking me me about. the JFK assassination I'm like so what. what was what really happened he goes. dude there's this book I'm going to give. you the book I just finished it. Crossfire no uh best evidence David lton.

so I was reading this book in my [ __ ]. hotel room before the show I was like oh. no crazy [ __ ] killed the presid if. you look into that in the the smallest. amount if you look into that you go oh. 100% they killed him yeah yeah there's. no way the people that say Lee Harvey. oswal act acted alone first of. all it doesn't even make sense from an. Evidence perspective when you look at. the. bullet it doesn't make sense in any way.

the whole reason why they need to. attribute all these different shots to. one bullet the back into the left yeah. there's so much wrong with it the whole. thing everything's wrong with it but. that is a crazyy story the fact that it. was released on television because of a. comic. oh Dick Gregory Dick Gregory standup. comic he got this zuder film film and. and played on the [ __ ] haraldo Rivera.

show and played it 12 years after the. assassination that's what's nuts. man it was on TV in. 75 imagine some [ __ ] that went down yeah. in like you know 200 11 yeah 2001 some. went down imagine that yeah oh that some. [ __ ] did did go down can you imagine if. we got some footage out of that be like. one of you guys having it like yo if one. of us got the tower s collaps got. something to show yeah oh my God we's.

got a guy in there going like this. literally guy with a bandit. [ __ ] old school Dynamite. yeah yeah yeah right that yeah if you do. any that's the one that's what everybody. talks [ __ ] on conspiracy theories and I. get it they shouldn't yeah but there's I. saw I saw the clip of uh like you and. Eddie Bravo talking about Flat Earth. like that's a your your argument there. was like this is the type of conspiracy. that [ __ ] up the other conspiracies and.

I believe that I don't I'll take it a. step further yeah I think the reason why. those things are so prevalent is not. because they're enticing I think people. put them out there purposely to make. other conspiracy theories seem stupid. and if they can give you enough fake. evidence. and enough like really eloquent people. describing these things and why they're. trying to hide this from you and then. they always attach it to religion you.

know Flat Earth is always attached to. religion really yeah it's not atheist. people that believe in Flat Earth for. the most part I'm sure there's a few out. there that do but for the most part they. believe that there's a firmament above. Earth as described in the Bible oh yes. yeah they they don't believe in space. isn't outer space water then it's all. just [ __ ] I mean I guess that that. explains rain. guys were like what the [ __ ] is that. like well up there is water yeah I don't. know how they explain the lights what do.

they think galaxies are and what did. telescope see are telescopes [ __ ]. too yeah water I knew it was water yeah. so there's a great deep below there's. the pillars of the earth and there's a. firmament and then the Earth is flat and. then this bald stuff is all just. [ __ ] Chambers in Heavens upper Seas. they think it's like a disc I think. that's how they describe it as disc well. this is the B what I have here was like. the Bible firmament from Wikipedia so. then there's like the bringing in the. flag yeah so Earth is flat so this is.

what they think it is that's what they. think it is but the Bible firmament. makes sense again if you're like what. the [ __ ] is rain cuz that would that. would that would rock me I mean we have. a real problem in that a lot of these. religious texts they're describing. things that we now have science for yeah. there's a real problem with that like. everything including procreation like we. actually know what's happening now we. can [ __ ] watch the sperm get the egg.

there we know we have photos of other. planets like we have like really good. photos of the Moon we have super good. photos of Mars we got a thing on Mars. it's a robot we got satellites that are. flying around Mars imagine not. knowing what sex did right you're like I. really want to do it and then all a. sudden a kid come comes out occasionally. a kid comes out right you'd be like this. is and how'd that happen iidea if you go. way way way back they probably had dumb.

they probably had no idea dogs do it. you're like oh that's how it's. done well people always did it just like. the gorillas of the zoo always did of. course but I'm saying like you you. wouldn't be able to explain anything. rain rain would be oh yeah You' be like. there must be water up there well how. about lightning how about people dying. from lightning like [ __ ] lightning. You' be like oh my God magic is real. imagine you're living 50,000 years ago. and your friend gets killed by lightning. in front of you like magic is real I was.

watching this dude get [ __ ] up in a. parking lot the other day this guy was. not real life on video it was another. Instagram thing that I keep getting I. think SE girl might have sent me this. one too some dude is walking in this. parking lot and he just gets [ __ ]. nailed by the finger of the God. just Thor himself I mean. it's just as scary as like a demon. taking you yeah yeah it's just as scary. if you don't if you don't survive I'll. take it that's a good out right struck.

by lightning yeah that's a good out it's. a good way to go if you don't survive. don't if you don't if you survive that. blows there's a guy who survived like. seven yeah he like the most electrocuted. guy of all time my friend Remy got got. nailed you know a guy that got struck by. yeah yeah yeah yeah when he was a. kid you told the story on the podcast. I'm pretty sure I'm trying to remember. how old he was when it went down um but. he was a kid I know that for sure and uh.

he was I think he went deaf for a little. while at least in one ear he was really. [ __ ] up he said he didn't understand. what happened when he woke up you know. he woke up there's no one around he just. he just got nailed by. lightning people do live like quite a. few people live but quite a few people. don't just imagine if you had no idea. what electrical yeah I think if it. strikes something near you you live if. it's like a direct stri no you can get. hit and live people have gotten hit and.

lived yeah believe it or not but it's. there's there's different kinds of. lightning strikes right there's. lightning strikes that split trees in. half yeah if you get hit one of those. [ __ ] you're [ __ ] you're exploding. you know you see them branches in the. sky like some of are [ __ ] thick you. get hit one them fix streams explode on. a golf course do you know that that's. what uh the used to think that rain was. it was God [ __ ] on the. earth yeah it's in in in the um in the. Dead Sea Scrolls I mean they're kind of.

they're kind of right it does bring life. yeah that's what they thought it was I. mean they kind of still correct if they. were just figuring out that if you first. of all they were just learning how to. write things down right and they're just. figuring out that you have orgasm inside. of a woman she can get pregnant they're. just they're just figuring this out so. they probably would see rain come down. and they realized that all these things. would grow out of the rain that's come. yeah it's God coming on the earth and. they fig that's how God yeah they're out.

there just trying. to I mean God gives all life with his. [ __ ] I don't think they thought [ __ ] was. bad back then they probably thought it. was like super valuable but there's a. book there's literally a book based on. some of the things that they think from. this it's called The Sacred Mushroom in. the cross is by this guy named John. Marco Allegro who was a u he was an. ordained Minister but he became agnostic. as he started studying Theology and then. uh he was one of the people that was uh.

he was sent to decipher the Dead Sea. Scrolls which is like the old the oldest. ver your [ __ ] Bud. Light give me come come my. throat don't don't you dare don't you. dare put that on this so This dude um. one of the things that he uh came up. with at the end of this 14-year. deciphering of the Dead Sea squirrels. was he thinks that Christ was an ancient. Sumerian word he traced it back to the.

roots of an ancient Sumerian word which. meant a mushroom covered in God's. semen so apparently they had a. word that for a mushroom and they. thought that when God came on the earth. and the mushrooms raised up when you eat. the mushrooms and trip your balls you're. experiencing God which makes sense yeah. it totally makes sense if you're living. 50,000 years ago and you yeah you find. some magic mushrooms you start chomping. on them and the next thing you know.

you're. like the universe opens up with all all. its secrets to you you're like we're all. connected if that if that happens to you. today like [ __ ] that was definitely come. yeah it's God's. come imagine if God's come was the only. way you could achieve enlightenment you. had to blow. God that's not yeah I would do oh. I don't need Enlightenment but with that. was it that was it it's like this is. what you're scared of you're just scared. of sucking a dick don't be scared don't. you want to be enlightened or do you.

want to just like live this life over. and over and over again and never get it. right what is Enlightenment what does. that entail Freedom complete freedom of. mind being connected to the god Source. being one with the universe always happy. always fill with love understanding it. getting the big picture. well literally literally the only way to. get there is you got to suck God off. imagine if that was a thing that sounds.

stupid right but God tried to test a guy. in the Bible to kill his kid yeah you. don't think God would like get you right. to the point where you're at the tip and. he' go psych yeah ex you for the record. you you were going to do it you [ __ ]. loser you suck you almost suck my why. you make me you really think that if God. would have you suck his dick I could. have anybody suck my dick I'm God why. would I want to get this [ __ ] standup. comedian to suck my dick damn it's that. is a philosophical question if you think.

get but what if if you think about what. God forced people to do in the Bible you. know I mean who are the two brothers or. the the father and the son who was the. father and the son rather that he was oh. that was Abraham. and yeah [ __ ] was that kid's name that. pussy's name dude. imagine Jacob one lady Isaac. [ __ ] imagine one lady eats an apple and.

he's like I'm done with you people I'm. done with the whole race forever yeah no. more love no more Eden no more beautiful. perfect world cuz one person ate an. apple do you think it's ridiculous that. that same God would want you to suck his. dick no sounds like a crazy guy no yeah. that God's that God's but he wouldn't. actually let you do it he just said he. would want you to beg for it and then he. go no no no oh little carvia what is he. doing here depiction Abraham oh was.

Abraham about to kill his son Angel. telling him to stop give me credit on. that carvia an angel told him to stop. Wow Come on clearly that's probably if. that really did happen clearly. schizophrenia right like one of the ear. earliest exam I mean come on. schizophrenia. literally every homeless dude in Central. Park exactly God told me to [ __ ] do. this mean he's a sheep herder with a. [ __ ] Stone.

knife wild times man I mean who knows. what really happened that was the. original version of these stories damn. is that that kid's dick sticking up. yeah covered up damn now wonder he. wanted to kill him his [ __ ] huge dick. can't I can't believe my son's got such. a [ __ ]. dude I mean what were the original. stories that's what's crazy about any. religious Doctrine I mean the Mormons.

the best example of it right because. they know who wrote it but when you have. you have these religious doctr like the. Mormons they're good Bros they're the. nicest people they they do kind of rule. they kind of rule but boy are they I'm. I'm not certain about a lot of people. being. wrong that one seems Su as the kids say. today that's suu. soas a 14-year-old boy in 1820 found. golden tablets that contained The Lost. work of Jesus and only he could read it.

because he had a magic Rock a sear Stone. if you will so one of the towns people. came to find these magic tablets the. [ __ ] Angels took them away no I'm not. going to show anybody but you Joseph. Smith imag liar and way this. works he probably schizophrenic. too I mean if you're schizophrenic. 14-year-old in 1820 and you're really. charismatic you probably convince a lot. of people of a lot of stupid [ __ ]. schizophrenic wearing a top hat and like.

a tall coat I believe him mean bro back. then you could trick people there a. snake oil salesman that pull up in the. you know this can cure all ALS. tuberculosis like oh thank God you. remember that in Outlaw Josie Wales he. spits on he goes how's it with tobacco. juice no you never seen that scene no I. don't think I have oh it's great it's a. great. find out. Jamie Outlaw Josie Wales and the snake. oil. salesman Outlaw Josie Wales [ __ ].

rules is that is that Clint Eastwood oh. yeah is that Clint Eastwood you never. seen the outlaw Josie Wales and you've. seen All Quiet on the Western Front bro. how I'll watch that you watch that I. will watch it I just got to watch it on. a day where I don't have anything else. to do but be depressed you're going to. be sad I get so sad you're going to go I. can't believe people did this dude look. at those paintings of that guy with the. gas masks on I was like Auto dicks I was. like [ __ ] man what did that guy. see.

and look away. away so he was a confederate soldier and. they were after him this is at the end. of the. war this guy is going to turn him in. because he's like uh everybody knows who. he is and they figured out who he is and. he's worth a lot of money and so that. guy is singing Dixie but as soon as he. goes the other way he's going to be. singing the Union Army. Song see oh that's what he just spit on.

him here sorry I've talked. over here is friend can use some help. this is it $1 a bottle it works wonders. on wounds works wonders on just about. everything huh it can do most. anything it. that dude that he's with is a kid who. winds up getting shot and killed what. the [ __ ] I was going to watch it it's a.

good movie man but uh there's there's a. scene where uh he was hiding underneath. his blanket and he was pretending that. he's sick and these people these these. robbers came up and he shot these dudes. and uh after he he said to Outlaw Josie. Wes goes we whipped him again Josie we. whipped him again. I used to say that all the time when I. got off stage whooped him again we. whooped him again that's uh I I it's. funny you say that I say that uh at the.

end of uh this Jesus Christ uh the end. of the Battle of Shiloh they were asking. uls's Grant because they got rocked on. the first day and they were like they. gave us hell today and he goes yeah. we'll lick them. tomorrow great great. rules imagine that was a thing that. meant you kick someone 's ass lick him. well lick him how did that happen my dad. still says [ __ ] like he's a [ __ ] if. somebody's like tough oh like he's a.

[ __ ] really he genuinely says that all. the time oh went the other way yeah so. you it's wow I don't know if that's old. or just what they said right in a Creek. in. Mechanicsburg like d he's a. [ __ ] yeah think like a [ __ ] of a time. a [ __ ] of a time yeah yeah yeah but. like he know he might a guy would have. to be so tough that you knew what he was. saying yeah or you're crazy you could be. one of those guys who wants to fight. Mike Tyson [ __ ] him it's on on.

site you're not man you're not man. enough to live in my world [ __ ] you to. you love me love me bro I used to have a. bit about that that might be the number. one scarious I used to have a bit about. that I was like do you know how long. that would take he would have to [ __ ]. you for years and you would have he. would have to trust you that you loved. him he would he have to. Stockholm cool. syndrome you're lying get back in there. but that is a case of a guy who's who.

thinks he's protected by laws getting. out of line and insulting one of the. greatest boxers of all time yeah you're. just insulting him saying he should be. you should be in a straight jacket and. how about shut your mouth and write. things down yeah don't provoke that guy. are you [ __ ] crazy you see that guy. bit Lennox Lewis you don't think he'll. punch you this is a Reddit post from. scoop malanowski who was the reporter. who did that quote nine years ago this.

oh that's the guy we were trying to. figure out who he was I found out the. other day but you guys were so far along. I didn't want to bring it back up but. since you did now nine years ago he. wrote this we've talked about this I was. thinking yeah yeah yeah I talk about it. all the time I want to know who this guy. is cuz like it's so crazy that guy. screaming at you how terrifying must. that have been said I was thinking why. isn't anybody doing anything to stopped. this mad man who just assaulted the. heavyweight champ and then came out. grabbing his nuts and sneering and. swearing at the crowd first I booed him. from row s he did not like that and he.

shot me a glare then we turned turn his. back I yelled put him in a straight. jacket that's when all hell broke loose. for the first two to three seconds I. almost had a heart attack LOL but then I. froze and we just looked each other in. the eye for about a minute as he did his. tirade I kept my cool which seems to. fluster him at the end as he became. embarrassed and even seemed to have. tears in his eyes it was a bad period in. his life he knew he was going to lose to.

Lewis and despite the $30 million payday. he was still going to be in debt as his. purse was going to all his creditors his. second wife was also divorcing him so it. was a rock bottom time for Tyson this is. like this guy's like psychologically. examining Tyson he since turned his life. around become a positive example. actually had dinner with him. after the memorial for our mutual friend. and the artist LeRoy Neiman a couple of. years ago oh that's interesting at. ringside Lounge in Jersey City New.

Jersey we even did an interview about. tennis he said navat toova is the. greatest not Serena we also spent time. together at the New Jersey block this is. all so Random I also attended two of his. Undisputed Truth shows on the Broadway. uh on Broadway at the invite of a mutual. friend Mario Costa Mike is at peace now. in a great place he's very busy involved. in many projects I'm happy to say it. looks like we ultimately be a happy. ending not a tragic one for Mike Tyson. when the day comes decades down the road. thanks for asking good [ __ ] [ __ ] that.

guy [ __ ] that guy pot but he's a. journalist okay that's the most. journalist [ __ ] ever he like he was. wrong it's like you yelled he was put. him in a straight jacket right he. definitely did Pro provoker and if that. guy made eye contact with Mike while he. was yelling at for a minute no yeah but. this listen this is going to the same. dinner no he was just in the room maybe. mik knew who he was no no no no no I bet. Mike forgave him I guarantee you time. story on it too that talks about it it.

says ryer lost his head seeing T Tyson's. Antics uh uh Mark M malanowski calls. himself scoop his signature apparels an. anarchism anachronism a fedora with a. press car to fix to its side on Tuesday. malinowski 35 a freelance writer of. self- syndicated feature called bof. files watch Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis. brawled on the stage in the Hudson. theater Manhattan okay when Tyson. emerged from the scrum malanowski booed. him it's pretty much just explain.

everything that happened this is just. from 2002 exactly yeah okay well they're. both people now he was wearing a fedora. with a thing that said press in the side. yeah in his in his little icon this. guy's a [ __ ] dork probably yeah but. I'm not afraid to tell worse than look I. was a comedian man enough. malinowski yeah that's a. problem well you know you just don't. [ __ ] when the guy just gets in the.

middle of a brawl and you're going to. taunt him yeah put him in a straight. jacket also that sucks like that like if. you if you could go back and say. something more clever wouldn't you I. think that's him with his Fedora oh okay. okay he's talking to Triple G that's. super out of a cartoon though so he's. still out. there so he's still out there I think. that's him yeah okay I wonder if he. became notorious there's him and Ty see. look at that dude Mike's a nice [ __ ].

guy dude he really is he's a real nice. guy he's a sweetheart he's a sweetheart. put him in a stray jacket and then he. comes back with I'm GNA [ __ ] you but I. believe now I know I'll [ __ ] you to. jacket you couldn't stand you couldn't. live a minute in my world yeah oh my God. it was amazing. he dropped death bombs four or five of. them it was great it was actually one of. the was pure it was the scariest [ __ ]. talking I've ever heard the scariest cuz. real cuz he could do it you you [ __ ] you.

have a godamn thing to say about it he's. just going to do whatever he wants. imagine wearing that Fedora and saying. that to Mike Tyson put him in a strip. jacket and then getting hit with I'm. going to [ __ ] you till you love me yeah. there's the we we talked about this the. other day he got fined like hundreds of. thousands of dollars for biting Lewis. look how good he looked back then. physically God damn he tank he's. grabbing his dick just grabbing his I.

like how this guy's got his arm his arm. in his jacket he's covering up Tyson's. dick watch how this guy covers up CH. take it easy champ watch how he does. this no one needs to see this Michael. Michael we're gonna hide that imagine. like everyone already saw it you can't. like if that guy holds his Jack is that. like an racing machine like from [ __ ]. Men In Black I just saw him grab his. dick no he wasn't doing that he was. grabbing his dick he wasn't just. fighting right he wasn't just biting. lenx Lewis in the.

thigh damn damn crazy that was like the. first Tyson fight I ever watched really. yeah Tyson Lewis I was too young for all. of his everything he did I saw Tyson. Lewis Lewis was a bad man oh he was a. bad man he's an interesting guy too. plays lot chess really that's what he. does yeah just kind of chills and plays. chess that's cool you put that British. accent on anyone I know that makes them.

look cool and they like wait a no no. when it comes to fighting you're like no. way really to me if they have a British. back in the 80s that was the case think. of like Frank Bruno think of. Leon Leon Edwards yeah you hear that. accent every they every single comment. about him it's like he's such a nice guy. ah hece guy he wins the fight he's like. head bang [ __ ] you yeah well he was a. little fired up yeah I mean he was. losing to the number one pound-for-pound. guy in the world that and he head shot. kicked him I mean that [ __ ] was magic.

video makes me tear up the trainer made. me tear up the trainer saying it dude. like you got to pull this out of the he. was saying it made me tear up yeah. interviewing him made me tear up that. that's like the coolest that interview. of him getting like oh my God you just. get to witness a guy being the happiest. dude on Earth the happiest that anybody. could ever be yeah my other favorite one. is stylebender after he knocked out. poon Look at me now Look at. this head.

shot Leon were there moments in the. fight coming into the fifth round you. were behind on the scores were the. moments where you were doubting I know I. know it doesn't Mount From The Trenches. I'm built like this I go to the to the. bells done that's it I'm From The. Trenches I've been dying my whole life. now look at me now Look at Me Now h i. want you to see something look up at the.

big screen check out your team in. Birmingham when they watch you in watch. I mean those guys must have been so sad. they must have been so sad watching. that so sad during the whole fight oh. yeah at the moment this is my favorite. could do it I told you pound what pound. for pound what there is no pound for. pound the Bel belongs to nobody that's. it bro that's some profound [ __ ] right.

there there is no pound-for-pound the. belt belongs to nobody after he just won. it yeah that's when it's real I mean he. just won it in the most spectacular. manner possible the greatest way to win. a fight by far is a head KCK knockout. there is no Wilder thing to see and for. him to land that in the fth round of a. fight that he was losing and then say. there is no pound for pound the belt. belongs to nobody yeah it's like.

Christlike it's heavy dude that's crazy. because that guy is in the most elevated. state of understanding what winning is. all about ever he's is no there's no. higher level he beats the best. pound-for-pound fighter in the world. becomes the UFC welterweight champ in a. fight he was losing yeah and head kicks. him boom and walk off heor he hit the. [ __ ] yeah man holy [ __ ] bro when he. head he can find the actual head kick. cuz when he head kicked him he doesn't. even think about following up watch this.

from he. cut just walked off there it is I mean. come on man yeah we've probably done. this a thousand times that guy can you. get the trainer speech that guy's in the. Rocky music he's in a separate dimension. when that happens like his his [ __ ]. Spirit. [Applause]. transcends there's one there's one that.

video that this is. it Rocky hold on you can get. it they probably pulled the Rocky music. off of. YouTube oh there is the. come on oh yeah this is so good this is. the one come on we got to P that one one. come come on it's one. come come on this is early he's like.

come on come on come on come on don't. make. bully let him bully your son don't let. him bully so nice dude down down listen. listen you got to now getting down come. on come on you're let control you too. much son you got to get your your hands. going you got to get your hands going. come. [Music]. on look how tired he.

is on what's with. you. got come on you got it come. [Music]. on I mean if you're not drinking beer. watching this video you're not living. dude how great is that coach it's. [Music].

awesome it's it's joyful the fact that. his nickname is Rocky yeah and then the. fact that this is like literally one of. the most spectacular victories in the. history of the sport holy [ __ ] man I. watch I I fall down the same Rabbit Hole. every time I watch UFC I watch Conor. Nate one then I watch Nate Leon Nate. Leon's like my favorite it's a great. fight it's so funny it's a great fight.

when he starts hitting him when Nate. starts hitting him when Nate cracked him. and rocked him then he points at. him I couldn't believe it yeah cuz he. was losing that fight oh yeah he was I. mean Lon was doing like moves yeah he. was doing like spinning elbows to the. Head Nate all Nate would give him was. like a oh that one worked yeah that's it. dude that left hand was perfect too then. he starts running from him watch when. Leon A flicks him. off right he runs he almost had him dude.

dude he almost hading up Nate Nate. literally almost had him I mean there's. multiple moments in this fight where. lon's in so much trouble after that. punch that he could have got. ko'ed multiple moments I mean he's in. the fire right here yeah his legs don't. work. and Nate almost clipped him with the. same one. too damn I mean he's literally running. away from.

him and he just looked at the clock and. got clipped with a right. hook a I. mean Nate always has the wildest cardio. his card him and his brother had the. best. cardio I watched remember his brother. his brother waso. was it oh my god dude you want to see. some wild [ __ ] I've watched I've watched. Nick vers uh. Anderson that's awesome yeah that's.

great he's like [ __ ] with Anderson. when he naps on the ground that's great. but you got to go back to Paul Dy versus. Nick Diaz you want to see a wild fight. Nick Diaz was the [ __ ] man dude he. had the most ridiculous cardio and Paul. Dy was one of the scariest strikkers. that's ever fought in the sport Paul. Daly has like a nuclear left hand look. he just T this is Frank Shamrock he beat. the [ __ ] out of Frank Shamrock in this.

fight and he kept talking [ __ ] to him. the whole. time dude Nick Diaz was the man and he. had insane cardio the thing that he had. over everybody was at first of all he. didn't give a [ __ ] if you hit him he. wasn't worried about getting hit at all. which is crazy but on top of that this. [ __ ] swam back and forth from. from Alcatraz he swam back from Alcatraz. five. times he's got insane cardio like does. triathlons for.

funsies no yes no I mean. that so he would get hit by these guys. who would swarm him but eventually would. start putting it on him he just never. got tired. dude he just never got tired and he. didn't give a like his his style is like. [ __ ] you just starts beating dudes up.

look bro look how he rips to the body I. mean Nate's great but Nick was the real. star of the family he just never got to. the UFC while he was in this state if he. was a UFC champion while he was in this. form cuz he was in a form during Strike. Force where he was [ __ ] up everybody. and not just knocking them out and. beating them up like this fight right. here what go to the Frank Shamrock. fight the Frank Shamrock fight like. Frank Shamrock was a [ __ ] Legend man.

Frank was a. legend and he he submitted a a lot of. guys too that's the other thing about. Nick like Nick had a [ __ ] nasty guard. I I believe he submitted cyborg with an. armar he was just a killer man just a. real killer and the thing is is like he. would keep talking [ __ ] to you and keep. punching you and you're getting tired. and he stays on you and you just don't. get any breathing room look at him. constantly constantly staying on you and. you got to realize how good Frank. Shamrock was in his prime cuz Frank was.

like the original mixed martial artist. the original complete mixed martial. artist and here Nick just beating him. down oh it's like a a true Changing of. the Guard like Nick just [ __ ] like. gave him he had no chance he didn't. present any problems to Nick which is. just wild to think that a guy could do. that to a guy like Fran shrock that's. how good Nick Diaz was when he was in. his prime he was just doing that over in. Strike. Force and the problem was the audience. was just quite a bit.

smaller the Diaz this is him first. people so funny in this sport it's such. a crazy Sport and then there's a dude. out there like flicking you off and this. guy was a d this is Scott Smith this. guy's a dangerous [ __ ] Striker Super. dangerous knocked a lot of people out. knocked one of my friends out. this guy was a [ __ ] killer and Nick. just beat he knocked one of your friends. out he knocked one of my friends out you. guys just having him fun no they were. UFC fight oh um but this this guy was.

super dangerous like s he this is. another guy that just had just. ridiculous knockout power and just tough. as [ __ ] but you're just dealing you're. dealing with a guy and Nick that. literally never got tired was as game as. they came didn't didn't didn't give a. [ __ ] just in there having fun. dude he uh he had one of his fights. overturned because he was literally High. while he was fighting so he the gy fight. no they they overturned it it was in.

Vegas they did something like they. overturned the decision cuz he he tested. positive for weed [ __ ] hot God that's. good UFC not going to help you in a. fight I bet it would I bet maybe for. them but I'm say it's not like. a um find uh Nick Diaz so good Nick Diaz. uh I think it was gy I think it was. takanori gy that he submitted I'm pretty. sure it was gy because gy was a super. dangerous guy from Japan who was a. baseball player that converted into.

fighting and he would throw a right hand. literally like a [ __ ] fast ball man. it was. crazy yeah. so Nick is putting it on him but G. cracked him G cracked him and hurt him. at one point in time and he got like a. big cut over uh one of his his cheeks. everybody's so tired fighting these dud. well this is just this is how Nick would. do people he would just put it on them. no you got to go a little bit back up so. you see what happened yeah but this is.

it just go right here so what happened. was Nick was putting it on him and G. tried to take him down and Nick put him. in a goo. Plata did they not show it oh here it is. oh they're gonna show it here so here. Nick is beating him up and then gy goes. to try to take him down and Nick gets. him in a wild maneuver look at that he's. got his shin across the dude's neck it's. a go-o. Plata I mean it's like a crazy move to. pull off an MMA almost never happens and.

for Nick to pull it off on gomy high as. a. kite it's amazing this is the fight he. lost because he was high yes he high as. [ __ ] cuz this fight this was pride pride. had one event that was in Las Vegas 90%. sure of that check on that I think that. I believe that fight was in Vegas which. was the problem. we out of beers yeah yeah well we should. probably wrap this up anyway we got to. get out of here all right we've been. here three hours at least really I think. yeah.

right give. a yeah 230 on my clock second we get to. Diaz Diaz highlights and R Kelly yeah. we've reached that's what we know we're. at the Pinnacle we're at podcast. Pinnacle we got a show in a little bit. let's go have fun yeah all right uh I. love you you're awesome you're the man. the [ __ ] rules Shane Gillis watch this. new special on Netflix beautiful dogs. It's [ __ ] amazing uh all your [ __ ]. Gillian kees available on was on patreon. it's on YouTube it's on everywhere you. can find it some of the best sketches.

those sketches are [ __ ] amazing they. really are you go for it it's real. [ __ ] dad with the only. fans it's amazing it's amazing all right. bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].