Joe Rogan Experience #2071 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day oh oh hi hi what's up L hi hi hi. welcome to town thanks like legit you. guys are here now we're here now how's. it feel it feels good have you said. y'all yet y'all I've been saying y'all. yeah yeah I'm from Florida oh right.

Florida is weird it's like kind of. Southern but it's not really yeah like s. Saul. what yeah I saw him over there no I saw. him what are you saying saw him I saw. him you saying saw him but you're saying. it all together like. solemn what a solemn Moment Like 911. like oh [ __ ] he went over there I just. saw. him oh. okay Texas they like to say.

especially especially especially don't. love that yeah they a lot of people well. especially they say. that hey hey hey that's not the word. don't say it like that I like the the. video that's going viral right now with. the redneck dude and he goes I don't you. call me don't call me. that what he say he said you can call me. anything you want don't call me that. don't call him what I don't know I don't.

know I'm guessing an N word and I'm. guessing gay I'm guessing gay but isn't. there like that was a thing about that. Mo that show Ozark there's a distinction. between a redneck and a hillbilly there. he is oh when you're a big guy and. someone calls you hos Bubba or big. boy wow that's a real guy yeah that's a. real guy but remember in the M did you. guys watch uh Ozark that Netflix show I.

watch a little bit of it is that with u. Jason bman yeah yeah I did watch a lot. of it fuing great series it's [ __ ]. great but there's this really wild lady. who's a drug Smuggler that older lady. and she kills this dude because he calls. her either a redneck or a hillbilly I. forget which which one it was they had. this hillbilly probably giant drug deal. with uh the cartel and they're about to. set this drug deal and the dude said.

something about them being Hillbillies. and so she blows his [ __ ] brains out. with a shotgun it's like what the [ __ ]. that's crazy that she was so mad at that. word like that's a white slur it's. either we're rednecks and we're not. Hillbillies or we're Hillbillies not. rednecks which one I mean they both seem. like the same hillbilly is more. insulting I'll tell you that is it yeah. it's like it's a way to call a redneck. like uneducated and incest pretty much. it's like there's rednecks but the but. then if you say like hillbilly it's like.

a little more that's what I think from. in Florida that's you would say a. hillbilly and a more insulting like you. [ __ ] hillbilly interesting because a. lot of guys will call themselves. Hillbillies and be proud of it. though yeah but it's more like a. self-deprecating thing like a joke at. that point I don't know I'm a valley. girl I don't know much about hillbilly. redneck culture I'm talking my ass too. I'm talking out my ass I don't. understand I didn't even know until that. show that there was an issue with one of. those words I don't even know which one. it that really upsets him but that she.

was willing to shoot this guy and [ __ ]. up this whole drug deal I don't think. it's that serious but it is with her and. with her it is yeah but she has other. issues I believe I believe that lady's. real that lady whatever that actress is. who's that woman who played that I was. just looking it up I had her name sorry. it's uh I love that. c. crazy is a beast oh yeah I remember. Beast she's so good in that role oh my.

God you believe every second of every. word that comes out of her mouth you're. like that is that lady that's a real. crazy murder and drug dealer lady she. shot a guy in the. dick wow I want to act so bad that looks. so fun that does look like yeah yeah. acting so fun really have you done it. yeah I love it you love it love it I. love I love it what part do you love I. hate to say. this sometimes I like it more than stand. up damn I I think it's just it's just.

different they're just different I like. being someone else other than myself and. like become and being like becoming a. different character and like actually. doing that and I used to do it a lot. before I started stand up and then I. fell in love with standup and now I'm. just like stand up stand up stand up you. know I kind of feel the I kind of feel. the exact opposite I like finding a. character and finding myself in them. like instead of not being myself I like. like finding a character and then seeing. how like I would be them and putting.

myself in their shoes like I love that. cuz then I get to see like different. perspectives and it's I I'm pretty like. I have a therapist and he says that I. see in black and white it's either this. or that and there's no in between. cognitive distortion yeah yeah I do and. so when I'm acting it makees it forces. me to have perspective for others. interesting because you're pretending to. be a person so you're thinking like a. person like that would think when. normally I wouldn't even consider it I.

would be just like this is the way it is. right so it really opens up a whole it. makes me almost more empathetic and. everything it makes me yeah so I really. like it because there is something about. being able to think to think in Gray MH. you know what I mean MH so yeah it's. really fun I didn't I didn't ever think. I would like it but I [ __ ] love it oh. sorry I uh who who doesn't put their. phone on do I got to tell you I don't. know who this is it's not a number but.

the the callor ID says try to judge me. incorporated whoa wait that's so weird. that's who's calling you should. screenshot that I am going to that used. to be when I was in my 20s I tried to. start a website called try to judg. me.com with Mel it's you calling me. that's so weird um but whoever that. don't get involved with them try to. judge two was a two starting out at 10: like wa what do we do just calling me. are we in a fight already whoever this.

is their whole name is an argument like. right away bad energy as soon as you. read it I'll know who that is but don't. call me back uh how many scams do you. get like on your phone every day a lot a. lot right yeah how do they get numbers. sometimes they almost trick me they're. like you missed your package clip this. link and I order so much [ __ ] and I'm. like oh no they almost get me sometimes. yeah there's so many new on I got an. alert from American Express that says. your phone number has was leaked on the.

dark web oh no and I was like that. sounds really bad so I called them and. they were like yeah sometimes that. happens if you get a lot of scam calls. you might have to change your. number who I'm like who's leaking my. number on the [ __ ] my I need to. change my number my number is leaked. right now well currently and I just. haven't cuz it's a pain in the ass do. you think we're ever going to get to a. point where numbers are literally going. to be like Instagram DMs like everyone's. just going to be able to get your number. for me it doesn't really make a a. difference right like if someone has.

your number versus having access to your. DMs no can't you just block them yeah. you definitely could block them but then. they could start a new account there's. something about having my number that. seems a little more threatening than. someone just having it definitely is but. what I'm saying is when you think about. it it's kind of the same yeah when you. think about it that's what's weird it's. kind if you're responding and you have. your uh announcements turned on your the. notifications turned on little DMS are.

going to show up on your phone just like. a text would yeah right yeah so what are. we doing like they can't actually call. you up but they can they can go like a. friend of mine called me through. Instagram that's the scariest when Rand. go what is this how are you doing this. he's like dude you can call people from. Instagram dude you know what I stopped. doing I stopped going I went live one. time and and Instagram had requests. where people can join your live I'm like. this might be fun taking in calls and I. had like a thous people on that [ __ ] and.

I answer it and this dude just started. stripping as quick as he could on the. live and I was screaming I didn't know. what to do everybody was like leave it. on like pressuring me to leave it on I. didn't want to make it not entertaining. like it was a lot and that guy just was. trying to dck off as quick as he could. could on live and I was like whoa that. sounds scary so yeah there's a whole. world they can get into into your life. through via Instagram too they'll find a. way to show you their dicks imagine. being a dude that like just Sprints to. jerk off like the moment people are.

staring at him so horny it's my chance. you know what if you're that horny. Sprint a jerk off do what you need to do. to not shoot up a school I don't know. what to tell you I don't think it's. horny people shooting at those schools I. think it is I think it's super depressed. people but a little horny too why horny. cuz they're probably that's probably a. big if you're having regular sex you're. less depressed if you just came you're. less likely like right after you post. nut Clarity no one's going to shoot up. at school right after they just [ __ ]. think of the children well that's. probably also part of the depression is. that they're not getting any affection.

right you know hug your local incel. there's some broken humans out there. they are there's there just a lot of. people that are lonely and they're. medicated well yeah you know about the. broken people when we tried to do when. we when you open for Joey yeah you know. this. story how I got my blue check mark what. happened you know how I got verified on. Instagram how okay I've been trying to. get verified on Instagram for like 10. years said and you send in a stupid.

[ __ ] thing and you send in the. articles that you've been mentioned in. and they would always ignore it and then. last year in November it was October we. opened for Joey at Sony Hall at Broadway. sold out show we were so excited I had. the best set I just had like one of the. best sets of my life in this soldout. theater everyone's like w like literally. Standing Ovation right I get off stage. I'm going to get my camera that's on a. tripod in the back and like like during.

the chaos at people being like great job. you know you have to walk past people to. walk out and then um and some dude pokes. my vagina like oh yes did you hear this. story yeah so he does that but then when. I turn around to see who does it he acts. like he's blind and disabled so then. immediately I'm like kind of just like. my adrenaline's pumping just from the. set itself and then that just happened. and then I see that it's a blind. personis so I'm just like overwhelmed. and then people are trying to like say. hi and you know. whatever after my set so I go to sit.

with Sarah and I go Sarah like some. blind dude just like accidentally poked. me in the vagina and she goes you got. assaulted like what the [ __ ] are you. talking about a blind guy touchs you in. the [ __ ] she brings me down to real. where I'm like I have like a moment like. That's So Raven where I go like and I go. like I got touched and it turned into. like a like a whole thing oh God cuz now. I'm like kind of pissed that I even let. it the blind guy walking around still so.

this story gets crazy now Joy's on stage. so I'm like I have an hour to find this. guy. came there's people at this theater sold. out they're in suits and little you know. the earpieces that they bring for the. president they're doing that whole thing. and I'm I gave them a description I'm. like he looked blind I don't think he. is Sor he's not really blind and then. I'm like [ __ ] like uh I have uh my. camera set up so I go and look look and. you only see the Shadows it's like it's.

like an SNL sketch the way you can only. see certain shadows and him kind of bump. into me and like a something happened. and then he walks away and me looking. around but it's just Shadows so I'm like. he has this jaw so we're zooming in on. the jaw and he's like comparing the. staff is like comparing the pictures on. their phones to the people in the crowd. everyone's looking for this dude then. the server comes up and she goes I have. a guy in the back throwing up with his. friend he's throwing up in a trash can. I'm like let me go look so I take a peek. in the back I'm like that him. immediately and you know what's [ __ ].

up is that he looked a lot like this guy. I know that works at gas digital for. Louis who's blind he looks like they. call him gay blind Mike gas digital and. he looks a lot like him so I thought I. was being like gay racist you mean blind. racist blind yeah blind racist where I. was like maybe all blind people look. alike and oh my God and there's. [Music]. like so so I was like it's him so so.

then they're like we'll take care of it. and they start escorting him out and I. guess he like gets away and runs out. right before they could get his ID and. his information which annoys me but I'm. going to let it go they're like he got. away but like yeah but wasn't he so. drunk he was throwing up in a trash can. and they can't catch him no he like I. don't know how he got away I wasn't. there to see it that's why I should have. been there but then it gets crazy but. then okay so then I'm like kind of. pissed that he got away cuz I'm like he. just got away with that and then I'm. like gaslighting myself like did he even. do it on purpose he was so drunk and. they go well we know it was him for sure.

and I go how do you know it was him they. go oh on his way out he said at least I. got to touch Kim Conan's [ __ ] so then. so then I mean this is like and at this. point Joey's off stage I haven't even. tolden room I'm drinking champagne. there's a huge party in the green room. and I just got told this like by the. door and without saying anything to. anyone I just get up and I go outside I. just beine it for the exit and I'm like. in security I can hear them trying to. keep up with me and I'm like kicking. doors open I'm [ __ ] pissed now cuz.

now I'm like he did it on [ __ ]. purpose and he's a fan and he knows my. name and like now it's a problem for me. you know and then I don't even know if I. should say the next part but I found him. outside should you not say this part I. found him outside she she found him. outside I found him. outside and then they were like doing to. call the cops I was like no she took. care of it herself that's yeah. one thing about mommy she going to do it.

herself. um yeah like no one would be mad at you. for doing that no especially it's a guy. you started with a [ __ ] slap that's all. I'll. say started with that. yeah yeah how drunk was he like was he. recognizing how bad he [ __ ] up like. was what was he thinking well he said. that on his way out so he was proud of. it that's the thing that pissed me off I. would have let it almost go cuz I was. like he's drunk but the fact that he.

said that he had like nerves still you. know what I mean he was sober enough to. be a [ __ ] dick so you're sober enough. to get your ass kicked the whole night. went different cuz I was like my friend. got touched we're getting Chinese also. it was horrible because when I kiic when. I kicked open the door there was a bunch. of fans outside cuz Joey just ended so. they're all waiting to say hi and I just. had a great set yeah and I just had a. great set so they immediately remember. my name and I have all these fans. they're going Kim and I say nothing past. them all they see is me kick open the. door go past them I mean absolutely from.

The Hook from the hip like I'm throwing. a hook open hand drop someone dropped. him with an open hand and then and then. yeah but then there was a Variety. article about it and that's how this. [ __ ] got verified they used that. article to get her check mark that was. the check mark that was how I got my. verified check for check mark Joe and. honestly worth it I was like. oh that's all it took I wish a blind man.

would come touch my. vagina be careful jealous yeah don't. wish for that out loud yeah she's joking. everyone if there's a blind man in there. that's like I've been waiting for my. time that's a dude he gets his. strategies from like a Scooby-Doo. episode just pretend you're. blind well I'm a dumbass I fell for it I. was like oh he was blind that did he. have a cane uh no he just like that who. the [ __ ] is blind just watch out that I. didn't have time to think about it I.

don't think about the habits of the. blind post show like post show post. touch right post touch and then chaos. dude afterward we saw you know those. like LED balloons that light up the. clear ones that Disney sells Sarah was. trying to make me feel better in anyway. she's like I'll get you Chinese do you. want an egg roll I'll buy it you got. touched she kept saying that she kept. saying you got touch and everybody when. Mommy gets touch mama eats Chinese too. yeah and then she and then she tried to. buy me the balloon and I was like I.

don't want a balloon she's like you love. those balloons she remembered I. mentioned them before she was like you. love those balloons I'll get that. balloon for you you got touch so she. literally I'm like say no she's like no. I'm getting it and she opens the door. and she goes to get the balloon and they. like literally like drive off as she's. like walking and she has to come back. and tell me sorry you're not getting the. balloon and you got touched and so now. every time I see that. balloon I know and I was going to get. you one of them for your birthday I was. like no I know she likes those balloons. but it's going to remind her of getting. touched Jesus but now we just bring it.

up every time we want to tell the story. I got verified anyways that's the most. hilarious way to get verified right. that's so crazy yeah it was really funny. I was at The Comedy Store telling people. that I'm like so I got touched for a. blue check mark and then I was telling. them how my mom was coming into town and. how she's kind of crazy in a little wild. you've met my mom before a little crazy. um and she I made her dye her hair back. cuz she dyed it blue bright blue and I. was like don't come to LA with blue hair.

please so I like I was like come back to. blonde I was like please and Mom change. your. hair well she was thinking about it and. I encouraged it and then I was like yeah. dye your hair back and then I was. telling that story and I was like I. don't know my mom's just crazy and she. likes to party a lot I was like I don't. know what happened to her she has blue. hair and someone goes that's her blue. check mark I was like oh. [ __ ] oh [ __ ] isn't it weird that TW like. Twitter you pay for a check Mark right. yeah yeah that went and Instagram now.

Instagram too so does that mean but you. can pretend to be can you pretend to be. somebody and get check I mean you can. you can no you anyone can get a che. obvious when someone's pretending now. but a verification what does it what. does it mean anymore so like if you have. just a regular account and you have a. blue check mark does it give you access. to other things like what's the the. point of it I think it's just like one. there's people that get blue check marks. and then they try to like reach out to.

people who also have blue check marks to. like collaborate you know what I mean. and they're like oh I have a blue check. mark so I'm really official now and it. makes it like seem but you can tell cuz. they're they have like 16 likes what. used to make sense is if it was if like. the Sarah wi shank Twitter account was. verified CU you're a person a public. person so that makes sense that should. be verified right like everybody knows. this is her so if there's a fake one. which there probably is a bunch of them.

everybody knows the difference between. the real one and the fake one the real. one is the blue check mark But if you. could just buy a blue check markes yeah. no I know they kind of it lost value. when you could buy one everybody was. saying well especially for people like. journalists or politicians because if. you can fake being them and just get. traction on tweets like I'm sure those. Russian troll Farms do [ __ ] like that. I'm sure they do that I'm sure they make. fake accounts I'm sure they do they have. thousands who knows how many they have.

they found that 19 of the top 20. Facebook Christian web pages were run by. Russian troll Farms. 19 that's so funny it's wild they just. turning people on each other that that's. so. crazy well I'm waiting for the day. repent repent repent I'm waiting for the. day the internet the solar flare happens. we all go down um that could happen that. could happen likely when very soon right.

it's very unpredictable how the Sun. works I mean not how it works like. physically they understand it but like. whether or not you get flares and some. of these flares have you ever seen what. it looks like when you see a solar flare. uh superimposed with a picture of Earth. like the size of Earth it's wild how big. these things are really they they. they're so huge the [ __ ] sun is so. gigantic it's not even a big sun. it's so insane when you look at it in.

comparison to the rest of the solar. system is this tomorrow there's a solar. flare tomorrow tomorrow God damn it. Jamie there's a solar flare tomorrow you. know I always said that I wanted the end. of the world to happen when I'm near Joe. Rogan listen I we we'll we'll we'll be. okay sweetie I'll be banging on your. gate or wherever you live come on I'll. show you Z just me and my mom her hair's. not blue anymore okay can mom shoot I.

can shoot I just went shooting you guys. went shooting together she actually can. shoot I can shoot yeah you should have. seen my my little thing so listen to. what it says it says NASA predicts radio. and GPS blackout on November 30 that's. two days from now it's one day one day. tomorrow oh great they're going to go. they're going to bring the aliens in. tomorrow due to a coronal mass ejection. okay now look at coronal mass ejection. I'm scared look what these things look. like. and this is on like the NASA website and.

it's tomorrow. yeah so this pod's not coming out look. at this look at this [ __ ] thing. that's hovering in space that keeps Us. Alive it looks like a hot Cheeto. imagine we need this thing to generate. heat and if it doesn't generate heat. we're. dead we we rely on a nuclear power plant. for the whole universe yeah but you know. when you were talking about the the guy. that you have tattooed on you the Five.

Rings guy it's kind of like when I look. at the sun I also think of my heart. where I'm like I need it to pump every. time to survive where I'm like it's all. the same thing where it's like one. little adjustment almost anywhere yeah. anywhere it's. over that's [ __ ] dude that's [ __ ] that's. [ __ ] the balance between life and death. with Earth God like all we have to do is. just get a little further from the Sun. and we're [ __ ] Ville and everything. freezes that's so [ __ ] little one. little shift in gravity scary apparently.

if our moon wasn't there our moon is so. large that it keeps our orbit and you. know our our our weather fairly stable. you know it's like there's something. about the Earth being and it keeps our. I'm [ __ ] this up for sure but there's. something about the Earth ba like being. balanced by the Moon that it helps. sustain life which is one of the reasons. why some people are wondering why. they're not seeing life on other planets.

you know like like what is what is it. about Earth and it seems one of the. things about Earth is the stability that. the moon gives us I'm not sure what it. see find out what it does I was going to. ask if you remind me of this video I saw. just recently have you seen this before. fresh Take On the Origin of Earth's moon. oh Jesus jell of what this is like when. the Big Bang happened so this is Earth. this glowing ball moving right okay cool. and something went by it and hit it. created the moon and that's what's still. like these are.

giant that's Earth one and Earth two. that's what the just reabsorbed yeah. that this is going to be the moon here. but like that happened over you know. thousands and thousands and thousands of. years yeah yeah that's what they think. the moon's for sure a woman we've talked. about it before look at that like that's. what happened two planets collided kids. it's kind of sexual holy [ __ ] is it. sexual because it created everything. they smashed it's the same thing as the. other things everything's the same not.

to be so high about it what do you mean. it's the same thing as everything else. it's literally it literally is sexual. it's like having two people come. together and have a child yeah it's. trippy all of those like solar nurseries. have you seen those the the Stellar. nurseries there's just the wildest. formations of galaxies where these. galaxies are coming out of this this. Stellar Nursery it's [ __ ] nuts when. you where they go to Earth and then they.

pull out and just show you where you are. oh it's sick this is a stellar Nursery. visualization what yeah this is. something that exists 6,500 light years. away that is so cool looking [ __ ]. wild go there look like a wizard in a. hat holding something up it does it. really does I mean how [ __ ] insane is. this this is nuts what is that even I. don't understand it. whatever this visualization is I would.

love to see like what perspective we're. looking at like how big is this how big. is it is it a physical thing you can. land on I don't know what the [ __ ] it is. it makes me feel like a waterf look it. it looks like a waterfall it looks like. some Avatar [ __ ] it does it really does. it's beautiful this is like what the. mother would give through the tree winds. raining down from newly born massive. stars wind from Stars viewed in infrared.

holy [ __ ] the gas that makes up the. pillars becomes transparent revealing. clusters of embryonic Stars within how. Wild emic Stars our eyes couldn't see. that without this data though crazy when. the nest of the Eagle Nebula Hubble had. shown the bir you see [ __ ] like this it. makes me feel like there has to be a God. no but this is my question I think the. universe is God I do too can I ask you a. serious question and it might be dumb it. might be really dumb how did they get.

that footage it's not real footage so. how do we know well because they they. use various Imaging tools to get an. understanding of what's out there and. the the greatest one they're using right. now is the web they've got this new uh. telescope that is getting these insane. shots of like deep space and a lot of it. is computer generated so a lot of what. you see when you see these images is. computer generated but there's some real.

images they're not as impressive it's. kind of different so this computer. generated stuff when they're showing you. like the Stellar Nursery like that's I I. don't believe that's what it really. looks like with infrared light it is but. like again our but how detailed are. their Infrareds like how much are they. guessing cuz I know they add color to. these things right they do a lot of. stuff so it's computer generated to a. certain. extent but either way it's [ __ ] just. what they're discovering is just a wild.

it is the nuttiest speculation that. Brian keing hates but some some people. are speculating that the universe is a. lot older than they thought it was they. think that the Big Bang instead of 13.7. billion years was somewhere around like. 22 or 24 billion years ago it seemed a. little close for me sweetie well it's. something about the um creation of. galaxies that galaxies are created too. far away cuz the further they can look. something like that I'm good. there's some some wacky [ __ ] but the.

point is like there's so much that they. don't know already there's so many. planets they no idea what's out there. isn't there one that's just like Earth. is called like some I don't know what. it's called I do not know I think they. found a few that are in the goldilock. zone ooh The goldilock Zone yeah that's. uh you know not too hot not too cold. this one is just right that's where. Earth is too yeah yep that's exactly it. yeah Earth is in the goldilock it's. crazy it's crazy we're so lucky we're.

Super Lucky but we're also not lucky cuz. we're we're in the middle of a comet. storm every September and no June and. November we pass through these Comet. storms here's a for instance of like. this is a a website on a how to get this. I guess we could download this data from. the web telescope and process these. images ourself whoa so this is what it. looks like I guess when you first get. some of the first pictures put them in. beautiful too process it black and white. and then he took that and made it into. see I I kind of rather just look at the.

other one you know like yeah the other. one was sick because this is real. yeah you know this is what you can. really show filter on it yeah don't do. the Samsung thing you know what Samsung. did with the moon view oh I was such a. sucker I was showing everybody look I. take a picture of the Moon because when. you know when you take a photo with your. iPhone and you're like that it doesn't. do it justice Samsung did some [ __ ]. where it enhances it right it's called. lying yeah they they be filtering the. Moon Sam I just say they have amazing.

cameras those Samsung phones have Wicked. cameras they really do and they they're. like all battling with each other for. who has the best camera whether it's. iPhone or I like the iPhone operating. system better but Samsung has some. Wicked [ __ ] cameras so anyway what. what it actually does is it just knows. what the Moon looks like and it puts a. [ __ ] detailed photo of the Moon over. whatever blurry [ __ ] you have and these. kids found it out because they uh this. dude set up uh a picture of a blurry.

picture of the moon on uh a screen a. monitor and then backed up and filmed it. and it gave him a perfectly detailed. photo of the Moon oh wow they play dirty. wow they play Super dirty what a smart. kid I know but I was such a sucker I was. like dude Samsung phones look. [ __ ] [ __ ] ass iPhone look at this. thing can't do this I wish the iPhone. had that too kind of yeah lie to me Li.

everybody lie I want a picture the I. want a sexier picture of the Moon lie to. me I took this. picture total [ __ ] computer. generated. nonsense yeah yeah it's weird the the. whole filters thing is weird when people. use filters for videos and you're like. hey man I know you don't look like that. yeah like this is crazy oh yeah like. what are you doing are you animated now. you know what it's really dark with. remember that wish.com thing what's.

wish.com we we were at skankfest we had. a filter picture that we put filters on. and we posted and then someone posted a. real video of us and said Kim Kim conden. onwi the Kim kongen and Sarah you order. Kim and Sarah that you ordered the Kim. conden from wish or. whatever us without a filter so that's. where it'll get you if you start using. filters then you can't really you just. got to it actually makes you look worse. in real life I think and it's making. everyone look worse inside our lifetime.

they're going to reverse. aging inside our lifetime inside our. lifetime I've actually always believe. that so I really like to hear you say. that I'm been terrified of death my. whole life and I've just convinced. myself to feel better that by the time. I'm that old I can go back I think. they're working really hard on it and. they're coming very close and I think. there's going to be some improvements in. whether it's you know whether it's. pharmaceutical drugs or medic technology. they're going to figure something out.

cuz it's a simulation and we don't. actually ever end that's what B Cher. says he goes he goes I don't believe you. die prove it yeah though that's a thing. Comics have I to die that's like what. are you talking about I've read I've. read into that that's mental illness. that Comics have I have that too I'm. like I'll never die it's like you are. like in such denial I accepted it no I'm. like death yeah yeah I feel like it if. you think of the fact that you're going. to die it makes you live live every day. differently no that's how I feel well it.

definitely will if you feel that way. yeah I think about it all the time and. instead of like fearing it I'm like okay. well [ __ ] it I'm having the. burrito you know what I mean Chinese. food or. burritos sometimes you got to self-care. as a burrito yeah um if you live your. life with the gratitude that you're. alive you'll do better that I do for. whatever reason if it's because you. realize you're going to die or it's. because you're just happy to be alive. I'm genuinely grateful I'm like we're.

very lucky we're all very lucky me and. my friends are all Lucky we get to hang. out with the funniest people in the. world we do the best we were all talking. about it last night the Green Room like. what a fun hang it is we do the it's the. best we luy we're really lucky we really. are so much fun last night it was so. silly so much fun it's so silly when I'm. around comedians if I'm not around. comedians I get homesick for them that's. what Stan hope said he goes he goes I. could quit comedy but I couldn't quit. comedians yeah yeah it's really about. the comics the hang for me it's the Hang.

is the most fun the hang's why I got. into it I got to tell you the Hang was. it it's the clubhouse like Ron White. always says it he's we got our own. Clubhouse that's what it is it's like. Comics Clubhouse that's what he saying. when I'm knocking on the door can I come. in he's like no the setup in there too. with the timers and the screens and it's. like it's so perfect you don't have to. worry about even like you've taken every. single worry about a comedy club away. too like when I'm at clubs I can't even. relax in the green room cuz I'm like.

running out asking the host how long do. they have when do I have to go up you. you just sit there you see the timer you. see them on stage you see the [ __ ]. clock there's lights everywhere there's. lights everywhere it's right there mhm. there's a light in the hallway there's a. light right above the stage in the back. it's great I have a question okay do you. do you believe in reincarnation I don't. not believe in it do you think you were. something else in a past life I don't. know sometimes I think I was a 1950s. housewife in a past life like I'm overly. connected to that time period and I'm.

like was I a 1950s housewife she comes. when she gets Dreams yeah dreams like. what do you ever wonder like what if do. you ever have repeating Dreams yeah yeah. oh my gosh I had to see a doctor cuz I. had the same dream for 5 years what is. it I was at at this beach it was my. college town I was at this beach and I. would be in a haunted I would have to. stay at this haunted place that I was. moving into but the beach was beautiful. like it was like a paradise but every. night I was like scared i al remember we. found out I was also having the same.

dream we were going to the same places. in our dreams but I also saw on Tik Tok. that a lot of people were going to the. same dream that I was going to what yeah. and they were describing the same peer I. was at and like everything is this after. you put yours up this is after I this is. Russian disinformation that's how. they're trying to break us down no this. is something I hadn't even talked about. publicly for a while until I found that. Tik Tok of a bunch of people saying I've. been here too and then describing it and. even down to people saying like oh my uh.

the some someone even like and then you. can see how many people agree by all the. likes there was one that had like a lot. of likes and said said oh I go to the. beach every night too the same exact. Beach except I have to stay in a haunted. condo yes and a bunch of people coming. for. you imagine if Freddy Cougar's real stop. cuz I've had that dream but imagine if. it just starts happening imagine if. we've done so much bad to the Earth that. we've really opened up Satan and and and. demons. get you in your dreams I.

think stop cuz I'm really. scared this is solar flar you can't go. to sleep but you're always tired if you. go to sleep Freddy's waiting for you the. music I don't like it imagine if. everybody really starts going to the. same place in their dreams and then some. people start dying I like some people. start dying I at first they blame it on. the vaccine of course yeah then then. they start realizing no these people are.

all dying of internal hemorrhaging that. we can't really discern where it's. coming from while they're sleeping. because there just a new disease what's. happening no no no no they're getting. eviscerated by demons I don't want to be. eviscerated by demons at night you're. getting eviscerated by demons in your. sleep you know you know it's a dream you. know if you wake up you can get away I. don't know what that cross joint did to. you you're always you're always going to. want to go back to sleep though dud stop. you're scaring us time you go back to. sleep they're just ready and running at.

you and you're tired you're tired cuz. you're sleeping you're always tired so. you're breathing heavy you're breathing. too heavy like God why am I so tired so. quick I got to run faster started making. horror films and the demons they know. exactly how F run so they just run just. at your heels I don't I don't like. demons nipping at my heel demon. hypnotized and they're laughing cuz they. know you're scared they love it when. you're scared that's what they want they. want to be scared um so they're laughing. they're laughing right behind you cuz.

they know you can't get away but they're. just running just fast they're not even. worried not worried at all they're. demons they're holding little pitchforks. They're laughing as they're laughing. you're getting more scared cuz you know. you can't run much longer do you think. it'd be fun to have sex with a demon no. Sarah for the first few seconds I do too. you're like [ __ ] you. Mom show me show me that. Pitchfork that's exactly how it. this is for everything you've done for.

me mascara runs. down um I have a real then you feel the. the scales no I have a reoccurring. nightmare that I'm back in college and I. have a calculus test. [Music]. ooh yeah that's a I'm scared I'm not. going to graduate yes it's reoccurring. like all the time I used to have dreams. that I failed one of my exams and I had. to go back to high school yes I have. that I have that often like reoccurring.

and also my teeth fall out like I touch. one of those I touch one and then they. go like dominoes and they all fall out. and I'm like no there's supposed to be. some connection with that they say. people that like you you feel like you. don't have control of your life yeah. that seems about right yeah that's you. nailed it Joe I mean who does I'm really. perceptive guys I don't know if I told. you. that yeah no [ __ ] up dreams you know I. had a friend pass away like seven years.

ago and that this is really this is. scary not scary it's pretty trippy but. very true I was dating someone at this. time and he was staying with me and I. had I never had night tears where I woke. out up out of my sleep ever in my entire. life and I had one one night where I. woke up and cuz I had a dream that. someone came in my room while I was. watching TV at night in my bed and they. were wearing a hoodie I couldn't see. their face and their face was like. blacked out and they sat next to me in. bed and then pulled out a gun and shot. themselves in the head and died next to.

me and it was someone and I could tell. it was someone I cared about because I. wasn't scared when they were sitting. next to me it felt like a friend and I. said like why did you do that in my. dream and the person said I'm sorry I'm. dying and then 3 hours later I got a. call that my best friend died and that. was the dream I had that night and it. was the only dream that's ever woken me. up out of my sleep where I was like so. terrified I woke up Kim Kim is a little. intuitive it was really weird well Kim's. a little nutty she is and most nutty. people they they can sense some things.

that like you ever wonder like. schizophrenics when they're running. around talking to themselves are saying. I'm schizophrenic no no no no not I'm. not but if you ever wondered maybe. someone's talking back to them I I think. that all the time sometimes I hear them. say things that make sense well yeah I. mean I also was I went into a when Brody. died I went into an actual psychosis I. was taking um Aderall for a lot of years. and then I stopped taking it suddenly. cuz I wanted to sleep and I was so sad.

that he had died I abruptly stopped. taking Aderall and it put me in like. this wild psychosis and now I talk about. it all the time because it's so it's so. Mass like prescribed it's insane well. it's an amphetamine it is it's meth well. it's it's better yeah if you're going to. take one I'd take ader all it's better. seems like they have it dialed. in you know exactly what you're going to. get the dosage. isn't it fascinating that it's okay to. take that I mean they say you need it.

for add it made me say you need it it. really like cuz I got I started taking. it in college right cuz I was like I got. to do this paper you know cuz as a. society we put so much we put a. spotlight on productivity it's like how. productive are you being like and and. not really on well-being and because of. that I got really addicted to it and. then when I started stand up I was like. a personal assistant during the day so. I'd be like on Excel sheets all day and. then going to do stand up and so just.

like awake and awake and awake for like. 10 years and then then I'm like it's. really nice to sleep not being on. adderal like it's so nice sleeping were. you able to sleep when you were on. adderal no so how how many hours a night. do you think you. slept probably like four whoa and they. weren't real it wasn't even real sleep. damn because then you get like a. tolerance to it right and the company. that [ __ ] pres listen to this this. shit's crazy the company that PS okay to. get ader all there is this place um I.

went on Yelp and typed in ader all this. place comes up Jesus I'm not joking this. place comes up the Doctor Who prescribed. it to me um is now in jail because he. was prescribing stuff to people like. willy-nilly. yeah that's real common it's really. scary well a lot of these doctors are. also taking these things which is. interesting cuz if if you're a doctor. and uh you know that these things work. and you decide that you have ADD or.

whatever and you go to your other doctor. friend and he writes a prescription for. you right and now you're taking ader all. and you need it because you need it like. a lot of people just think they need it. because it it is probably great like I. haven't done it I'm scared I'm scared. I'd like it oh no you like it that's the. problem the trauma tapping you did this. is how no no because you know why flash. yeah was it was anal like I'm typing on. a computer yeah that's what it reminded.

me of but yeah the when she when you. went through that that was like [ __ ]. crazy it was so scary it was crazy it. was really scary I called the cops on. her my parents did too yeah look it's. hard people get hooked on pills there's. a lot of pills they can get you hooked. I'm grateful every day to not be on it. um brenon Shaw broke his nose in a fight. um crocop we fought merco crocop and he. got his nose smashed and he had to get. his nose fixed and uh they put him on.

oxies and so uh he took the oxies got. the surgery got his nose was. destroyed gets the takes the oxies and. then just keeps taking him just keeps. like long after the healing process he's. [ __ ] taking him all day long and. finally his friends just came over to. his house and took everything away and. hey dude you got to stop and but it was. hard he said it was [ __ ] hard it was. really hard to get off of ader all too.

and then now I know I have some friends. who are still on it and there's like a. shortage of it so and there's people. that are hooked on it and there's a. shortage of it like Nationwide and it's. really [ __ ] people's [ __ ] up cuz. they've been taking it for so long and. and then the problem is then they go for. Street Aderall which is cut with. fentanyl I mean it's well also a lot of. people get on Aderall cuz they want to. lose weight cuzz it makes you skinny and. when you're Mak you're not hungry no. it's so [ __ ] up that was one of the. benefits for me I was when you're a. woman everybody tells you you look yeah.

it's like it's like a it's like so easy. for women to get addicted cuz you're. just losing weight and being productive. I can do it all what exactly what you're. supposed to be doing like I baked a pie. and also called my grandmother to say. hello and the house is clean and I'm a. stand-up comedian and my hair is done. I'm telling you right now I I don't. remember who said this but it was a. famous woman she said if like uh if my. apartment's clean my work's not doing. well it's like it's like for me it. really is one or the other if my place. is clean I haven't had a set in a couple.

days you know what I mean like I've been. at home if if if I'm doing well my [ __ ]. is I have boxes in my house that are. just half opened I got bags of stuff I'm. like I don't know what that is I Haven. unpacked from the last trip before the. next. trip that's really interesting it's. really interesting she said c I think. creative people would probably agree. with that like especially when you get. on a a like if you're on something like. you're working on something you're like. really into it I don't give [ __ ] what's. going on around me I'm just focused on.

what I'm doing I got empty cans and [ __ ]. we we just we wrote a movie together and. that whole time my apartment was [ __ ]. up same same it was embarrass it was. embarrassing us writing yeah but I got. to tell you being a creative is. embarrassing being a creative it's. embarrassing it is we were me we eating. at like coffee shops in between our. house to go to write and I'm like a loud. I'm like I don't want anyone to know. what I'm doing I would rather people not.

know I'm writing a and Sarah's like what. if we say throbbing instead of pulsating. and I'm like I'm exterior day did you. write that she's. like I like get embarrassed and SAR. doesn't I don't get embarrassed I think. you cooked that part of your brain off. with that hell yeah just fried that. embarrassment it's just. [ __ ] I'm like I'm like I don't get. humiliated like that L too long well cuz. if I hear people.

go well it's also a me thing cuz if I. hear people writing a script out loud. I'm like okay right that's the thing. well it's also those people are dreamers. that's what I mean and people don't. realize that I'm not so they don't know. and they think I am even though I. shouldn't care I'm like I don't give a. [ __ ] what these people think all right. exterior day we're in the Attic did you. write that I'm like you know I talked to. this guy Mark greeny he's a guy who. wrote that uh book The Gray Man and the. they did that Ryan Reynolds it's Ryan. Reynolds.

right he's the one who played it in the. it was a Netflix uh movie but it's. really good book series and he writes in. coffee shops no you switched him sorry. did I green man's Ryan Gosling God damn. it I I always [ __ ] those dudes up. they're both great I don't no. disrespect are great he's really good. good in the gray man and it it's uh this. guy writes in coffee shops and I was. like why you got a house like why don't. you ride at your house people like. writing in public around people they. want to feel people's weirdness and.

energy it's fun to people watch too to. like it gives your brain a break if you. want to test your friendship write a. script with your best friend oh yeah do. anything with your best friend yeah yeah. stuff with people it's it can it can get. taxing it can it can but then we went to. Hawaii and we healed we said that Hawaii. healed our marriage Saed our. marriage it did it healed us we were we. were in Kawaii and boy did we have a.

time we had you guys are such a good. compliment of each other though like. when you guys are doing your podcast you. it's like watching like if you ever see. a show where they just take two people. and they put them together and they. force them to be. friends like those morning show called. kill. Tony that's how we met that's how we met. right exactly I mean you are spot on. with that that is exactly what happened. we were both the right had to do a. minute together and then eventually. you're like we should write this. together every week yeah and then we're.

like oh I guess we're best friends you. guys are just a good hang and so like. that comes that comes across when you do. your podcast it's like you're just. talking [ __ ] we get into adventur cuz. we're actual friends you know there are. so many people that ride their bike on. the highway out here it's wild I hate. those people I'm what are you doing I. was watching this couple and they were. riding their bike everyone's going by. them literally 2et away way going 60 MPH. and they're on the side pedaling their.

bicyc anything can go wrong anybody. could bump someone anybody can get a. blowout all that [ __ ] is happening is is. is and you like I'm out here being. healthy I'm I'm out here looking to. lengthen my life what the [ __ ] go to a. park I just saw a cyclist on. Thanksgiving I saw one on and he's like. I'm biking to my mom's house 25 miles.

away and I was like like up a mountain. it was going to take 7 hours and he was. going to get there for Thanksgiving. dinner I'm like just go eat dinner with. your family dude like yeah just go eat. just buy a pelaton call it well I guess. it's an adventure that way take the bike. all the way but it hurts the whole time. you see those dudes that like walk all. the way across the country there's like. these crazy trails that they do like. what is it the Appalachian hom I think. Ari Manis used to do stuff like that. days and days and days and days of. walking and they have these little.

places where they can camp out along the. way because other people do the hike too. you're always running into serial. killers you ever walked for an hour. that's enough how many serial killers. are out there in that Woods hiking many. serial killers like that's probably the. way to serial kill if you want to find a. serial killer go to the woods go to the. woods don't be go a trail in the wooder. in the middle of nowhere what are you. hiking out here for M I do love. hiking me too M it's hard as a woman but. yeah it's fun yeah right I love being.

yeah you're in the woods already yeah. you're bringing yourself into the woods. yeah they don't even have to drag you in. there the last time I went hiking I went. on a different hike than I normally do. with less people cuz I like it more but. it's like never anyone around and it. makes me a little nervous yeah so I did. it and I could see one man at the top of. the hike and he was just there the whole. time and I'm like and then when I got to. the top it was a door guy from The. Comedy Store he was like oh hey Kim I. was like hey Renee know Rene Renee.

that's so funny yeah that's funny yeah. so I was like thank God yeah there's. something about being working out. outside that I really love like it feels. very calming and meditative and like. like lifegiving brings you back sure. you're in the sun in the sun it's good. for you yeah it good for you it was so. nice to it was our like first real. vacation in so long when we went to. Hawaii if I'm at the beach I'm pretty. embarrassing dude we're supposed to get.

sun all the time that's one of the. reasons why you feel good when you're on. vacation you're getting all that vitamin. D tell Joe how I was in the ocean what. Sarah's. tanning yeah I'm like snorkel on have a. tube where the water's breaking and I'm. trying to dive through the tube I'm. riding the tube onto the sand and. flipping my I like I if I magazine on. the sand I don't leave the water until. like my lips are like blue and my hands. are like wrinkled like I'll just like. float with a snorkel like I'm dead and.

let the waves wash me in and drag me out. and wash me in we got to tell for hours. I it it never gets old to me you got to. tell them about the. turtles about how we got okay I got. humiliated in. Kawaii hold on and she gets embarrassed. I don't I didn't give a [ __ ] oh I got. embarrassed cuz that we went to this. beach where I guess the sea turtles swim. up PO poo yeah po poo and I'm like very. aware of like not touching anything. thing staying away giving everything its. space so I'm trying to do that but the.

tourists are kind of chasing the turtle. to where it runs into me and it's trying. to escape and I'm trying not to move so. it can go around me but it doesn't know. where to go and right then this lady. comes with a megaphone she's like step. away from the. turtle she's like you're just and I. already and I am mortified D I'm like I. hope nobody listens to the Pod I'm. getting I'm getting like in front of. like a bunch of people getting like. yeled at and then and she's in flippers. and I'm flippers so you have to get out. of the water in flippers like.

embarrassed while everybody watches you. leave she's like I couldn't I couldn't. let it go for like four hours SAR I was. like who gives a [ __ ] she's like taking. pictures of the turtles I was like no. they all know me as the turtles. disturber cuz she said I was stressing. them out I was like I didn't you are. stressing them out oh my like that she. was like a Turtle Beach Karen I was like. [ __ ] you're stressing us out one of the. most what is it mushroom no how dare. youare you give people Lion's main.

mushrooms what is this this is literally. this is literally an Omega vitamin that. you just gave me I didn't have another. mushroom I just had an Omega SE carons. are a special breed oh SE carons I was. watching a SE Karen once in Malibu in. Malibu uh these guys were on the beach. and they were fishing and uh they caught. a stingray and as they're pulling the. stingray in this lady comes out of her. back porch and runs down the beach. yelling put it back put it back in the.

water yes put it back and you do not. have to put a stingray back in the water. like you can eat a stingray if you so. choose to if you wanted to yes people. eat like it would taste good I've had it. I've had I've had SK on a menu no I had. it on a menu at a restaurant it very. good no mean it's like it's like a fish. it's interesting it's an interesting. flavor but I mean it's something that. people eat so like if you're fishing for. food and a stingray comes in I'm pretty. sure you're allowed to eat them Google.

and find out if that's true pretty sure. you're allowed to eat them yeah there. are lots of se carens but the SE Karen. she came out and she was like demanding. they comply oh my God because it wasz. that's all public land that's what's so. wild about having a house in Malibu you. have this like super dope house it's is. it legal to catch thing race allowed. Statewide mostly taken in Southern. California okay so it's totally illegal. you're allowed my dad was you don't have. to release them it's I mean catch them. means eat them that's what it means you.

can eat them but this lady was demanding. imagine catching and releasing stingrays. you know the you know the movie The. Perfect Storm do you remember that movie. stingrays are cool they are cool and. they're they're kind of cute like. sometimes you look at them and they're. smiling they do look like people oddly. like aliens got stuck inside of a fish. yeah they do seem alien like same with. jellyfish Al like an alien alien as hell. the sea the stuff in the sea very alien. like yeah I agree you know they they did. some study recently where they showed. that jellyfish despite not having a.

brain they seem to be able to learn and. now they're go now they're trying to. figure out well how are they learning it. I know how they learn how Vibes Vibes. man they feel The Vibes they feel The. Vibes have a brain to feel the Vibes if. we live in a vibrational Universe where. everything is frequency it would make. sense they feel The Vibes they're vibing. out down there they just go with what. the flow is they're very uh they're very. jelly like they just go with whatever. energy is doing already that's why it. seems like you guys seems like you came.

up with this Theory together and you. discussed this before well I just. thought of it right now and Sarah came. on board with me and I feel like we're. on to something are we not on to. something no I think we live in a I. think we live in a vibrational universe. and the things enter our experience. based on the things that we think and. the world that we create and so when you. I just think if the fish are flowing. this way the jelly is going to go this. way. too and it seems like they know what. they're doing but they're just kind of. going with whatever is happening around. some of them are poisonous as [ __ ] like.

the box jellyfish which means they know. they need to be poisonous yeah which. means they're aware that there's danger. so they're sentient in some way yeah. they have no brains but they're aware I. know a lot of people like that yeah I. know a lot of. jellyfish well if especially if you. think about where box jellyfish live. they're Australia right Australia has. great white sharks everywhere Australia. has those little cute um octopi that is. it octopus pie I think it's octopi. octopi that are the little blue ringed. ones that look like you can pick them up.

but they'll kill you they're like the. most dangerous one in world. [ __ ] a James Bond. movie octopuses the blue ringed octopus. yeah it's like very cute and small and. they have videos of that one that'll. kill you yeah that'll kill you how come. that guy has it on his hand it's like. one of the most de the most deadly. octopus wow it looks SI and people pick. them up all the time because they're. beautiful I want that in a jacket and so. what what does it have Stinger like it. bites I if I remember has toxin or some.

[ __ ] I think it bites it's nicknamed bro. it says blue ringed octopus nickname bro. it only attacks humans when it feels in. danger if you're trying to corner a blue. ringed octopus it might become. aggressive in attack so it has two types. of toxins for hunting the other for. self-defense it it a blue ringed octopus. ejects tetrodoxin a harmful toxin that. could paralyze and kill a human adult in. mere minutes it's 1,200 times more toxic.

than cyanide it's crazy that's wild mhm. holy [ __ ] there's no known antidote nope. it's the same kind of toxin that puffer. fish have it can kill 26 full adults. with one bite oh my it's F God it can. kill 26 full adults in one bite. yeah that is so. crazy that is so insane it is insane. right and there's videos of people that. pick it up they go viral because they. don't know better so they're playing.

with it in the ocean God and it's like. oh God and thank God I mean I think that. I think they've also they had a Netflix. thing about how octopi are like really. smart and they like have the average uh. brain of like a 5-year-old child or. something so maybe some of them are. aware and don't want to kill people when. they get picked up but well they figure. out how to open up mason jars oh yeah. they can they can unlock doors they can. they I think they said that they. memorize [ __ ] they can memorize [ __ ] and.

how it works well they F this they had. this tank that was set up next to. another tank so one tank had octopus in. it and the other tank across the room. had fish in it and fish started missing. and so they set up a camera and they. found out what was going on was the. octopus was climbing out of his tank. walking across the floor climbing up. into the other tank jacking a fish. eating it and then going back into his. tank the Medan in me imagine it jacking. off a fish and then eating it but for. some reason for some reason when I was.

imagining it the octopus was wearing. sunglasses and the whole. story The Pink Panther song. like how insane is that that the thing. figured out that it could get out and. walk in a place where it can't breathe. well they can fit through anything that. their eyes can fit through that's crazy. no matter how big they are I think also. don't quote me on that. but how would it how would it know that. it could get out and climb I mean what.

Joe you want to hear the answer VI vies. it just knows it just knows the same way. the same way the the everyone knows. everything Vibes Vibes you felt it out. one day you were like this feels right. intuition how would two humans the first. two humans know to have sex they were. just like this feels like we should do. that right well but it was way before. humans right how first living organism. that was multicellular figure out how to.

mate a little a little an innate thing a. little horny cell right little horny. cells so what is this octopus doing oh. big octopus versus small holes they keep. they keep giving this is a porn this is. a porn up category are we watching I'm. sorry guys is there a little pent up. energy in this room what's happening big. octopus small hole is disgusting so that. little hole in the plexiglass it's going. to go through that little hole oh yeah. and it could definitely fit cuz his. eyeballs are like a fist I think it.

actually might it did four other ones. before I got to this video I think so. this is the one that might stuck yeah I. think it backs off it realizes it's. stuck this is a [ __ ] alien I'm sorry. they are aliens how is that not an alien. they really are aliens they're just. aliens that live under the ocean yeah. and do you know that the the myth of the. Kraken Kraken was an enormous octopus. that would take out ships no yeah it was. always like one of those anent myths of.

a a Sea Beast they have paintings with. like the octopus tentacles touching the. ships and stuff one day oh [ __ ] one day. they found uh tentacle imprints the. imprints of the suction cups that were. massive that would have indicated like. an enormous octopus oh yeah they were. definitely taking down shifts so they. think it was real yeah they think at one. point in time there really were Mass. smart to do what is that fossil the. fossilized version of the Kraken so they.

found these fossils of the the suction. cups on the bottom of the ocean floor. and they were like what like what is. this these are. huge if if this is really an octopus. like this it's actually a Nevada oh is. it. really oh that's crazy they're like. imprints of tentacles they always want. you to unlock the story these people. there's more than one of these things. that they found now cuz this image looks.

different giant Kraken Lair discovered. wow okay State Park in Neva what is it. Berlin indos squid eating sper kosur. well State Park whatever it is uh where. mcmin and his daughter spent a few days. in the summer the site were the remains. of 9 45 foot I ioris of the species oh. my god with these words these words are.

chiosa surus popularis can be found. these were the Triassic counterparts of. today's predatory giant squid eating. sperm. whales uh but the fossils at the Dada. side of a long history of perplexing. researchers including the world's expert. on the site the late Charles Lewis Camp. of UC Berkeley Charles Camp puzzled over. these fossils in the 1950s in his papers. he kept referring to how peculiar the. site was we it's peculiar so what is it. where is the um the thing about the.

Kraken. thing yeah when does Kraken eat people. that's what I want to hear that's what. this is I believe right I think that's a. crack snuggled that's what oh what is. that it's kind of a mean name no that's. a. fish yeah that looks like a dolphin I. mean I think he's talking about other. things that he did as well before whale. see yeah so this Kraken thing so. whatever those tentacles are they see. there it fed on those it fed on those so. it ate those giant fish a kraken of such.

mythological proportions it could have. sent Captain Nemo running for dry land. wow so this guy so scroll down and let's. find out how big this [ __ ] these. tentacles were does it say anything in. there I didn't see anything about that. no I was going try to find other website. cuz they're trying to figure out how big. this octopus must have been but the. question is like what part of the. tentacle is it is it the end of it or. it's smaller is it the the the part. where it's thickest like what part do. they have a a real fossil.

of whoa I I want to know how big it was. get imagine getting suctioned to death. by a kraken no thanks it just makes. sense cuz everything was giant back then. they had megalodons Shar Megalodons are. crazy if you've ever seen a Megalodon. tooth online it's nuts looking gnarly. yeah I have one yeah my daughter does. she's got this Megalodon tooth it's like. that big that's so. it's fossil there's a bunch of them you. can you can buy them online but they.

were [ __ ] Giant and they were just. eating everything are they. gone well not if you watch the Jason say. the. movie The Meg they're gone for sure is. called SE how do we know there's not one. Roman around if you dumb yourself up to. a considerable extent with the right. substances the Meg is an absolutely. hilarious movie I could enjoy the. Megalodon movie or whatever that's the. one yeah yeah yeah I saw the previews I. can D myself down for it cuz immediately.

I was like I want to see that it's like. in the. 8S shark NATO energy yes so I saw you. and Brian Simpson were smelling salt and. I wanted I wanted to do it you said you. you had some we Freshies back there. we're here for the salt challenge Joe we. got to do the Freshies Sal salt salt. salt salt we've been all people have. been sniffing salts at the the studio. yeah it's become a thing for some reason. well I don't know who brought them to. the studio they brought a bunch of them. or to the uh well to the studio first.

and then people brought it to the green. room and I don't know who brought the. stuff to the green room but there's a. bunch of stuff in there bunch of. different kinds bunch of different kinds. and I feel like I have them at home now. I'm like am I doing something illegal. they have not prepared you for what. you're going to experience today I know. this is the real thing now I'm scared. this is the real one with this like when. you guys are like it's fa Factor now. listen listen this is next level oh no. this is dark oh not dark it's going to.

strange strange strange you out you're. going to it's going to hit your nostrils. you're going to feel like your brain's. on fire you're going to wish you saw a. Megalodon Brian Simpson took his. headphones off and ran out of the room. if Brian Simpson takes his headphones. off it's an issue yeah his those. headphones stay on the headphones don't. leave his head okay now we're in trouble. oh no oh I don't like how it. says yeah that's what it's called the. bag just says all right this is this is. a freshy these are these areesh These.

are rough so cuz you when you so it's. sealed inside of here and then the. package is sealed and you could smell it. from the outside of the bag where for. the salt. challenge okay so now when you open it. up oh yeah that's what's. up oh Jesus Christ big hit no that's. it's not even open yet that that was not. even open yet from a sealed bottle.

no. yes yes this is I'm not ready is so next. level what you experienced at the club. is nonsense that's nonsense this is the. real deal I can I feel like I can smell. in the air a little yeah it's like a. Phil Collins. song put it up there and just take a hit. just go for it just go for. it oh [ __ ] it feels like I just. whoa yeah ah like the name it'll it'll.

wake you right up oh Kim how's it feel. now you know you're like I want smelling. salts no you don't hold on you don't. want that life it feels like I like went. it's giving like it has like a chlorine. to it oh my God I'm still recovering. it's like oh my but there's something. about it you do it once and you're like. I think I I do it yeah yeah like please. sir oh my God some more this one hits. different this one you feel like in your.

inside of your skull I told you trust me. I wouldn't S I wouldn't sell you. something like this if I so yeah the. ocean's a crazy. place oh yeah that's what I was going to. say my you know the the the Andrea Gale. The Perfect Storm boat my Dad was. supposed to be on that boat W yeah and. he used to work with the guy that was. the captain of the ship and he said he. didn't like that he would run into. storms and not care about the crew ooh. and that's why he didn't go on the boat.

wow holy [ __ ] wow I still taste the. salts yeah dude being in a storm on a. boat must be the most terrifying [ __ ]. ever yeah you ever see those videos of. cruise ships where the [ __ ] piano's. rolling by oh my God falling apart the. Deadliest Catch like [ __ ] like that. you're like but there's something like. at least I feel like those boats are. more mobile like they might be able to. survive it better like when I look at. cruise ships I'm like that's a goddamn. apartment building in the middle of the.

ocean oh God it's getting look look at. this [ __ ] ship this the ship that was. out there looking for the missing uh. Malaysian Airlines flight in the Indian. Ocean this is part of why it was oh. imagine having to go look for the plane. and you're looking for a missing plane. oh crues stressed me out why do you need. to do that why do you need to go for the. missing plane there they don't know. where need to know where what happened. have you done a cruise no. it freaks me out it's like a bunch of. like fat Americans like showing up in.

like Hawaiian Church like rolling let's. go to the buffet nothing sounds tering. though this is insane and that's not. even like the worst ocean ever right my. Tik Tok algorithm is full of uh videos. of this one Tik Tok who guy who films. people renting boats trying to get out. into the ocean and not knowing what. they're doing it's [ __ ] crazy you. have to really what you're doing on a. boat the ocean is wild and the ocean. will take you quick Sarah and I almost.

saw a boy die in Hawaii lit got pulled. out blw CPR for over 6 minutes it was. horrible horrible horrible he survived. luckily they brought him back but he. almost did not make it and when you see. the people just not watching their. [ __ ] kids at the beach it's like what. are you doing yeah it's you can't just. leave your kid even if they're a good. swimmer especially little kids oh my God. you know what's [ __ ] up is that that. we were having the most perfect day it. was like the perfect Beach day we were.

surfing we met a hota were taking us. surfing pushing us into the waves SM. joint the waterfall was in the. background and then that little boy. drown and it just like cleared the whole. Beach everybody was like we don't it was. so horrible and then at that point I. realized that nobody knew CPR like I was. the first one to yell does anybody know. CPR cuz this lady's just screaming help. she didn't know what to. and then I'm like does anybody know CPR. and I. ATC the lifeguards weren't at that beach.

and they were at different Beach so and. then so nobody knew CPR and finally the. lady just starts trying and she does it. for like 2 minutes and then eventually. you see this guy Sprint you knew it was. his dad cuz it was like it's a different. run than anybody else and he just like. slides into the sand and just starts. banging on his back like literally turns. him over and just starts like cuz he was. pretty much dead at that point and. somehow that motion or that aggression. or whatever he did brought him back like.

it like woke him up oh my God and it's. also like it's just so scary it was so. [ __ ] intense to watch and it was. [ __ ] up for the rest of the trip I. didn't go to any more tourist Beach I. stayed on all the local beaches where. all the locals only swam cuz I could I. kept having anxiety I was watching other. people's. kids it [ __ ] me up dude it things can. change in a second watch your kids if if. you're about to go on vacation watch. your kids in the water yeah the ocean is. the ocean is a [ __ ] beast when Duncan.

was in Maui either like right before he. got there right after he got there. someone got eaten by a shark someone got. eaten by a shark when we were there or. bit by a shark in the same Beach we were. at where the boy drowned the same Beach. honay Bay someone got eaten by a shark. it was a it was a local who surfed that. same Beach for like 25 years but when we. got there we realized they were telling. us we were there during shark Mating. Season shark mating season was a surfer. got taken out yeah a surfer but he was. surfing in the reefs out deep into the.

ocean during mating season yeah they. call it sharktober sharktober what they. call it during mating season and oh yeah. and then you go to the local beaches and. it's full of school kids like they beg. their like how you would beg your. parents to go to the mall they like are. like please let us go catch a few waves. after school and so it's all these. school kids I that's where I surfed I. went in with the local kids and they're. all in the water and they're [ __ ] out. there like it's so funny like. I'm out there like trying to catch a. wave and they go party wave and you see. them all going back I'm like why are.

they going deeper into the ocean I see. this [ __ ] huge wave coming at me and. they're all catching it holding hands. jumping on each other's boards my mom. says we have more more wave then we have. to go do homework like it is and they're. shredding and they're shredding watch. they're surfing backwards on purpose. like they're having the most fun of. their lives and they're out there during. shark Mating Season they're they go hard. in Hawaii those kids don't give a [ __ ]. that is W they're awesome during shark. Mating Season crazy. sharktober it was crazy I was out there.

too I C how often does someone get taken. uh they said like I feel like every year. they said they hear about a shark bite. yeah or no the drownings happen often I. think cuz a lot of tourists are there. but how let's find out how many uh. people get bitten by sharks every year. and we'll look at that first and then. we'll go to Just Hawaii yeah I know. Florida it's been if you had a guess. yeah it's been happening more and more I. would say how many people get bit 40 a. year in Hawaii 30 40 30 really in Haw I.

don't think I mean in the United States. oh in the whole country yeah and I would. say uh 10 to 20 in Florida and in the. rest in Hawaii I think I think I think. 20 a year yeah I would say 40 total and. 20 in the east coast and the West Coast. I want to say it's less than 10 a year. in this country I think since the. water's gotten warmer they're coming in. closer. now yeah I mean maybe there's been more.

lately I think also like we stopped. eating sharks fin soup and they got. cocky yeah we should go back I heard for. shark fin soup yeah that was part of the. problem one of the reasons why people. started saying that you shouldn't kill. sharks is because they were killing a. lot of sharks and then just chopping. their fins off to make sharks fin soup. it's a delicacy I wonder if it's good. not only is it a delicacy my dad told me. to correct this cuz I used to say on a. podcast that shark fin cured my asthma.

but it wasn't sharkin it was Shark Liber. oil so he wanted me to correct that one. it was very important to him and he said. that a lot of people use shark finin as. a like. um dick aphrodesiac dick lengthening. dick like ATI dysfunction that you take. forag you get hard from the dick from. Shark here's the thing they say that. about everything that that's they want. people to take cuz men will take it it's. like Rhino horn that's what they say. about like [ __ ] tiger paaw yeah yeah.

I mean men will do anything to keep. their dicks hard well back they'll get. rid of rhinos before Viagra they they. were [ __ ] terrified they're like what. is happening what what do I got I got. nothing I got nothing going on now yeah. and so then they're like someone needs. to get Rhino. home they have a [ __ ] CER to sit around. the campfire and drink Rhino horn. they're like which animal should we. punish for this we got shark facts from. Field and Stream let's go there's some. interesting ones okay first of all.

you're seven times more likely to be hit. by lightning then be bitten At All by a. shark yeah that makes sense okay but. that's not that many more I also was. trying to figure out how they've checked. some of these numbers um in 2022 there's. 57 unprovoked shark attacks what is a. provoked shark attack I have ibly. fishing for a shark you're trying to. catch it and then it bites you there's. different numbers for that I checked. that's that was in a that for the end. okay um 70 unprovoked shark attacks. annually leading to between five and six. deaths per year 2022 there were 57 such.

attacks a 10year low so while the risk. is certainly there it's relatively small. here's a breakdown of how many shark. attacks per year take place based on the. latest information so it gives countries. first and then States I was before I. showed you States I was going to let you. guess cuz it's a little surprising. States yeah the most attacks okay let. North Carolina it's up there it's in the. top five California it's. top five I don't think it only showed. seven but Florida Florida's number one. obviously yeah so what would be number.

two California surpris South Carolina. New York New York really number two New. York's number two New York's a wild. guest so it shows New York number two at. eight Hawaii California Texas hawaii. five by five but one fatality I was. wasn't even thinking Alabama were from. Florida's information from UF Florida. University Texas is crazy but how can. you get bit by a shark provoked by in. Texas if you get bit by a shark in Texas.

you're just unlucky I don't know what to. say you're an idiot they have sharks out. there we have beaches done in a tiny. part of Texas really yeah but they have. like boat bites there was four boat. bites that they bite boats that one that. we played unprovoked bites is also uh. divers Joe people that go into their. environment and then get attacked not. people that are just swimming on the. beach right which makes sense also I. don't know while unhooking.

orks bites on spear Fishers bites on. people attempting to feed sharks like. that guy who lost his pinky do you think. he reported that yeah good call right. right have you spear fish Joe no I have. not it's supposed to be really fun I. heard it's awesome it looks awesome I. really want to do it yeah yeah it looks. really fun it's like archery underwater. yeah that's what most of my friends have. done it said everyone says it's so fun I. have a lot of friends that's beer fish. yeah in Florida yeah yeah I mean Florida. it's like an awesome place to do it.

right MH there's these videos of this. girl on Tik Tok and she swims in her. grandparents. Everglades and she like oh and there's. another dude and he like literally goes. into the Everglades Barefoot at night. and like Waddles in the water and picks. up snakes and bugs and frogs and it's. his whole Tik Tok he's like an. 18-year-old kid and he's like picking up. baby sharks he's like oh uhuh look over. there and then it'll be like ah and it's. like a huge [ __ ] alligator coming to. pick up its baby like he's nuts he's. nuts it's a whole Tik Tok I started.

energy it's Steve irn if Steve Irwin was. making the worst choices of his life. he's picking up poisonous snakes. eventually he's going to get it yeah. he's going to get it dude I almost got. eaten by an alligator when I was 8 years. old camping with my friend her my best. friend's mom dared us to jump into the. water at night into the the Everglades. we were in the springs of Florida a. crazy thing to DARE your children to do. was on she was on mommy wine on vacation. and was like I dare you guys to jump. into the Springs cuz the thing is when.

you're anybody who's from Florida knows. if you're at the Springs like you can. canoe through the part that's like the. Everglades and there sharks and stuff. and then you go off and there side. Springs that are clear and you can see. through them and you can swim there but. you should know that maybe a gator could. show up but you can see right so that's. where we'd swim and stuff and so the. giant swimming hole you could see. through but at night she just had a. scking in there the Everglades kid I. think I mean this is a videographer. who's making really cool videos I've. seen this guy too but this is not the. kid who's that guy he's only 19 what's.

that guy's name awesome L Martinez seen. this Luka. martinez. this stuff is amazing yeah he. makes incredible videos but he look at. him just in the Everglades like he's got. a drone oh that's badass yeah his. footage is wild holy [ __ ] this is. incredible oh my God yeah this is. incredible footage the other kid you. should pull him up he's not look at that. alligator swimming in the water under. beautiful how badass is that footage I.

know and he's so young that's pretty. cool yeah that's a cool thing to get. interested in. yeah um I was trying to find it he has. that video on his sight of those two. bears going after it that's one of the. wildest videos ever watch these two. bears just fighting over mating. rights no bears fight crazy too ji-. Jitsu they have guard they do they're. trying to trip each other and [ __ ] yeah. you can see them grab each other's.

shoulders they like crazy from there oh. he's got his own footage from Alaska as. well wow oh wow wow look at that bear. this kid should work for National. Geographic I think he might is maybe. just keep doing this for himself don't. let anybody tell you what to do you're. doing it perfect he is actually yeah. you're right Joe that's a good. lesson that's a wild place you been to. Alaska no I've never been oh my God it's. so amazing I've heard it's amazing it's.

a it's CRA like and the people there are. different is that where the northern. lights are they definitely have them up. there some places yeah yeah some parts. of the I think the best place to see. them isn't it in like uh yeah like. Iceland and [ __ ] like that that's the. best place yeah that makes sense it's. supposed to be. amazing I want to go it sounds a little. cold I usually if I have a choice to go. somewhere it's usually a warm water area. yeah I'm a I'm a water girl it's a tough. sell to go and suffer on a vcation yeah.

just for a beautiful view Fairbanks. Alaska look at that I have to see that. once [ __ ] man it's one of the best. places in the world to see the oh. Fairbanks beautiful wow are they selling. it is this Fairbanks times no no. fairbanks.com oh my God look at that. that looks awesome [ __ ] Fairbanks Alaska. it is. Norway catch me there we should do a JRE. trip oh my God I'll go up there with a. [ __ ] giant crew of. people so magical a bunch of mushrooms.

in Norway that's the Iceland place. that's how do you say that word rovic a. bunch of lions man in. Iceland look at that wow dope. sicka and that's like not even bu saw. and I didn't know what it was I'd be. like the aliens yeah that's it my dad is. claiming he's seeing aliens every night. and though he's a fisherman so lives in. the water but he's claiming he sees. aliens and he's letting other people. know and there's Facebook groups about. it and he can see them at night and they.

have a ship and it's doing a repetitive. thing in the sky and all these people. are trying to take pictures of it and. they can't and he's got this whole thing. about it he's been calling me je to talk. aliens yeah he's like cuz he lives in. the ocean pretty much at night so he's. like you don't he's like I've seen crazy. [ __ ] I believe him yeah he says that. there's like a ship it looks like a ship. in the sky almost and he says I don't. even remember he when he explains it to. me it sounds like a dad trying to he's. like the carburetor it's like on he's.

like saying things like that and I'm. like okay and he keeps saying that. there's like a repetitive process like. he could see the the ships ran by an. energy and then it builds and builds and. then almost explodes and then it gets. ran by the same energy again he's like. I'm watching it how it's running and. staying going did he film this um he. said he tried to film it and it doesn't. come out on his phone very well and he's. like I keep posting what I film online. and people are calling me crazy cuz they. can't really see what I'm Samsung phone. so you can zoom in oner show I don't.

think he even has like the latest iPhone. he doesn't even have a phone with a good. camera he's like he's like an you know. an old fisherman right that's probably. part of it too if you keeps seeing it. though you should get him a camera I. know get him like a really good camera. with a zoom lens mhm you know like. something yeah Ma something where you. could like a little handic cam type he. said at he was said at one point he got. so nervous he kind of felt thankful he. couldn't get a video he was like I don't. even know if I want to have the video.

like it makes me nervous to put it out. he's like he's fully convinced it's. alien ships in the sky and he's like I. know I sound crazy yeah but it doesn't. sound that crazy it doesn't see I go. back and forth on Aliens Jamie does too. we were just talking about the other day. Jamie was like one day I'm in and then. two days later I'm like nope I'm out. [ __ ] this always I think it's [ __ ]. I'm always in here's the thing um I. think there's a high possibility that. the United States government has. developed some sort of a drone that.

operates on a propulsion system that is. not understood by the general public I. think it's some sort of a gravity. defying propulsion system which is. something they theorized and they've. been working on for a long [ __ ] time. this is something that they theorized a. long time ago and if I was the. government and I had the ability to run. secret programs what kind of system. would have to be something that instead. of using a propulsion system like an. internal combustion engine which is like.

what Rockets are and what gasl powered. cars are essentially with rockets you. know you're shooting something out the. back that makes you go this way right. what these things are doing is. changing gravity around them that's what. he said he's seeing that's what he said. he said it looks like it's using the. energy from the gravity as a vacuum and. then spitting it back out what there. these things supposedly can do is the. way it's described by Bob Lazar who is a. this gentleman claimed to work at Area.

51 area S4 if you had like a soft. mattress and you put a bowling ball in. the mattress it would pull everything. towards the bowling ball and what these. things are doing is finding a point in. space and pulling space and time. together and Crossing that sense the. moving at insane rates of speed speed. light the question is if they have these. things in the sky and they've had them. for a long time if they've had them. since the Tik Tock uh video which was uh.

Commander David fraver in 2004 off the. coast of San Diego they viewed this. thing they had multiple uh jets that. were viewing it plus there was two other. sources of data including video so they. had radar on this thing that made it go. from they showed it went from 50,000 ft. above sea level above 50,000 ft to about. 50 in a second or less than a second. like as quick as it took to register. this thing had appeared and then they go.

to where this thing is they see it. hovering over something that looks like. a ship that's underwater the thing turns. towards them they have this thing on. video and then takes off at a rate of. speed that if there was people inside of. it they would become jelly you would. just the gravity would literally turn. you into pink Mist right like it can't. be human and this thing just pink Mist. that wasal just just disappears Tim. brette tells Tucker Carlson he's talking. to speaker Johnson about UFO disclosure.

act says all I want is transparency. we're not going to bring in a UFO we're. not going to bring in Little Green Men. the Tennessee Congressman said about his. leg legislation his face look how angry. they all look like everyone calmed down. but here's the thing if these guys are. Congress right if the if Congress is not. being given access to something that the. milit has they're like why we're. supposed to oversee all this you're. supposed to run your budgets through us.

like you're supposed to like we are. supposed to be informed like you can't. hide this well maybe the aliens are. above Congress I think they probably. thought they were for a long time but I. think they're saying that that's not. legal I think this is what a lot of. aliens breaking the law no that the. congressmen are saying that the people. that are hiding this information from. them are breaking the law they're. breaking the law okay you got to tell. Congress what's going on with the aliens. so they can make some good choices well. I mean I would want to know if I was a. congressman and I was I would want to.

know like why can we get these guys to. tell us like tell me what the [ __ ] is. going on is this [ __ ] so I can just. ignore it is some sort of s off I'm not. I'm not a congresswoman and I still want. to [ __ ] know I've had members of. Congress say brette we need to be on. something important the congressman said. well let me ask you what's more. important than something in our airspace. buzzing 50 60 million aircraft putting. American Pilots at risk 50 60 million. what what that's a lot um that we don't.

know who it is or what it is and then we. have a government that claims they don't. exist what is it saying 50 60 million. aircraft putting American Pilots at risk. it's a little hard to read his word he. might have been saying multiple things. at once and they just put the words. together no I think I I think I see what. he's saying like if I phrased it. differently or if I use different. intonation I think he's saying there's. 50 60 million aircraft are out there and. putting American Pilots at risk I think. he's probably saying that okay he's. saying there's a bunch of planes going.

planes it's putting them at risk even 60. million planes is kind of crazy I think. it's crazy it's a little crazy bro have. you seen Jet Blue [ __ ] they're hurt. they have four flights please please. yeah Spirit Airlines I can't get to. Texas without doing two stops now Spirit. Airlines will suuck you up I haven't. even looked Spirits away in a while. because once you start making money not. even making money 20 extra dollars to. not have to deal with their [ __ ] it's. really by the time you pay for your bags. the fights though best videos of fights.

the best drama they have the best drama. course they had a new uh guy Karen. recently went viral he was he snatched a. phone he was getting kicked off the. plane and someone was recording it and. he snatched the girl's phone on the way. out and started deleting her video oh. God yeah yeah Spirit Airlines is like a. Black Friday sale all the time yeah. people are fighting over toilet pap. yeah D Black Friday was like this was. the first uh Thanksgiving they were.

saying that it wasn't like insane. everybody no nobody was economy is. [ __ ] up inflation that's how you know. it's bad if if we're behaving on Black. Friday you know things are getting bad. yeah the economy sucks right now for a. lot of people that's why it's so. offensive when you see the White House. going economy is fantastic created more. jobs like like what jobs are you what. are you saying are. $14 what's that eggs are so expensive I. a lot of chickens died unfortunately. from what AV flu there was a chicken die. off well they die off every few years.

there was also a fire at one of the. chicken plants that killed like. something like 100,000 chickens I'm. sorry are we all of our chickens coming. from just a few plants uhhuh oh my god. well that's I would imagine there's many. places that provide eggs but there are a. lot of eggs that come from these massive. plants wait I think we need to spread. out the chicken a little this one plant. like how many how many chickens died. when this uh fire broke out isn't this. what happened to the Irish was something. bananas when they had to eat potatoes.

yeah po they need to spread it out a. little what happened with the Irish it. was one thing got infected one thing got. and then the whole crop was gone oh and. but that's why we shouldn't keep. everything we need in one place. mhm which is why I'm saying we need to. spread the chicken but the reason why. it's all in one place is cuz of. Corporations yeah man capitalism sweetie. yeah [ __ ] communism well also. sometimes it can only. grow it can only grow and live in. certain places too chickens no I don't.

know those [ __ ] can live. everywhere Connecticut chicken fire F. factory farm killed 100,000 egg laying. hens there are according to the USDA 372. million egg laying hens in the United. States oh my God there's more egg laying. hens than there are people yeah I was. going to say is it inhumane of me to be. like 100,000 is not that bad I feel like. there's a lot of chickens well there are. a lot of chickens but they saying in. Puerto Rico in April when I was there. yeah Puerto Rico is a little Hawaii has.

that. too I like that the roosters are kind of. hot they're way hotter than the hens. Sarah was in Sarah was taking so many. pictures of roosters I almost called the. police on her I was like stop looking at. the roosters like that that's a handsome. C she was like I like that he's showing. off for the women I was like okay go. find men who who makes that song Here. Comes the Rooster is that Allison Chains. yeah. that's a good [ __ ]. song the. rooster yeah that's a good [ __ ] song.

yeah that is a good one cuz roosters are. hot these [ __ ] made the kind of. music that you make when you doing a lot. of drugs I wish I could have partied and. went to a heavy metal like concert in. the80s aliceon Chains I wouldn't. consider heavy metal no no they're more. like I would say more like grunge metal. gr Rock. stuff. yeah but when they were starting there. they didn't know what grunge was I don't.

think so they weren't calling it that. yeah they were just doing I'm depressed. music they just called It Rock then I. live in Seattle and I do heroin music. was this called standard Rock just they. would just call it rock music well when. grunge came along it [ __ ] up like hair. bands that's for sure because it was so. real so before that you mean no. disrespect to hair bands but G I don't. even know what that is. you know that kind of stuff guys wearing. makeup they had crazy hair no they were. wearing like crazy makeup like to hide.

their face these guys were wearing like. eyeliner lipstick it was like Glam and. they had big [ __ ] hair and they were. you know it was a show and they were. wearing like tight leather pants yeah so. that that was like hair bands it was. superficial songs and then all a sudden. Nirvana came along and Nirvana came. along and just put the [ __ ] stopper. on the whole hair band generation. just came do a crash cuz Nirvana was so. good people were like what the [ __ ] is.

this like this makes me think different. like this music is insane they felt. something for the first time they they. had eyeliner in their hand they slowly. put it down they're like oh yeah I would. specifically work out to Nirvana it hits. different if you do like a cycling class. to Nirvana yeah it's amazing for sure. there's real pain in that music yeah. it's beautiful there's there's something. in some people just have the ability. through their music to just make you. feel.

different they've come to Snuff the. rooster yeah it's a yeah they were on Dr. video is a Vietnam war footage. [Music]. Foo Tim Kennedy used to fight in the UFC. he used to always come into this song. and he would walk into the Octagon at. that.

moment like you time. it that song's pretty good though it's a. badass. song If you're doing cardio you will. ramp up your [ __ ] Pace when you hear. this song Oh Yeah well yeah you have to. do it for America apparently America if. you don't do it you don't love your. country if you don't if you don't come. to Snuff rooster when you go to the. gym are you even working out then you're. a [ __ ] that's about Vietnam too which.

is like a tough one to be onside America. like I'm for the troops but you know get. out of there you who sent you there it's. a lot of stuff's like that for me that's. the scariest one because they did it on. a false flag the rooster was Jerry Kell. senior who served with the US Army. during the Vietnam war rooster was a. childhood. nickname the war is like space to me. like I physically go see what's. happening I don't. know I don't. know I guess you could fluff up the.

pictures the Vietnam war is a weird one. cuz that one they they literally faked. an attack to get us to go to Vietnam you. know so Fu I hate to be on mushrooms. about it but why when we don't have to. we could all just be happy well the. problem is it seems like the default. behavior of human beings when they get. control over giant groups of human. beings is to control them tightly more. tightly than ever every time and then.

also try to invade try to like steal. other people's resources try to control. but imagine barbaric imagine Roman. Empire of us not yeah and just not I. think it's possible to have not but I. think it's going to require the next. stage of whatever human beings are. currently doing right now people scoff. at the thought of world peace no we need. an Evolution like a A Spiritual. Awakening like a deeper we need a. restarts need solar we need tomorrow it.

seems very early man to just be blowing. each other up you know what I mean like. it doesn't seem very evolved of us we. shouldn't have iPhones and be blowing. each other up it seems very low. vibrational very low vibrational I think. what's what a jellyfish would do I think. human beings are all going to connect in. the near future like within the next 50. years we're going to connect through. something that links that we carry. around or have an implant the aliens and. it locks us into each other mhm and if. you could do that it would make War.

Impossible it literally like sharing. Thoughts with each other shared. Consciousness yeah I would think it. would change the way people feel about. people you would know everything about. everyone there would be no more secrets. everything you're thinking every whoever. you are what your essence is what your. just who you are what your motivation. really is what your thoughts really are. everyone will see everything you know. I've always said that people could look. into my brain cuz I feel like I'm pretty. straightforward whatever I say is how.

I'm yeah you're not really like a mixing. up words type of person but it's very. different than being able to understand. how you think I would rather that people. see in my head because I feel like I'm. actually so straightforward that people. think that there's more inside and it's. actually meaner than it is but I'm like. oh no this is like all of it like when I. say something and people are like o that. was kind of blunt she must be holding. lot in I'm like no that was it that was. it I'm telling you the truth I'm just. not fluffing anything cuz like the way. Kim text right when we first became.

friends I was like is she match she just. be okay with a period I'm like okay in a. heart she's like wonderful morning if. the skies are blue then so are you would. you like a taco Mrs waffo and I'm like. egg Taco likeo she talks like a dude. yeah she talks like a dude yeah I just. don't have time I get it I would rather. a phone call personally that's all Joey. Diaz does phone calls or text a little. now I text him very rarely I love you. things like that yeah but he likes to he.

likes to call I'm not going to lie the. first time I got a text from Joy I was. shocked I know I was like I didn't even. know he knew how to get mad at us he get. mad don't send me a [ __ ] text. message he get mad at you yeah cuz that. was back when you had to do it with your. thumbs you know like T9 remember yeah. remember those days he's the only guy. that calls me regularly just to check in. yeah he's the best he's sweet well most. of my people are friends I just see. regularly but out of the people I don't. see he's I call you to check in sweetie. I we see too much a little too much a.

little too much my phone rang the other. day at my friend's house they're like. that's Sarah isn't it I was like yeah. it's my old ball and chain hold on like. did you see the email I also texted you. about the email she'll text me something. email it to me and then call me to read. me both the text and the email about all. the I'm on it sweetie I'm efficient I. notice all the emails this [ __ ] be like. oh there's an email it's like yeah check. your inbox I thought this podcast was. tomorrow no she actually did I am I mean.

we're literally a very Yin and trying to. stay away from Aderall I am extremely. add I get overwhelmed by too much. information too many emails I also don't. understand why Gmail's like the number. one email thing and when I click on the. email it doesn't immediately go to the. latest email it goes to the top so that. I have to scroll through every email. to find what we're even yeah it's the. worst [ __ ] are you talking about when. you open a thread yeah oh yeah it.

doesn't go to the latest email why if. you're the biggest email company why. would that not why would that not be the. thing doesn't it I can barely understand. what the problem is yeah this is so. technical the way you're explaining it. is just above us it's like when you to. an email to find I to so bad that I. can't listen to this right now. okay you guys Talk Amongst yourselves. yeah yeah yeah go PE we'll hold it down. we'll start our periods together want to. get crazy oh hell yeah I'm going to hit.

the. salts oh [ __ ]. yeah all right ready all right give me a. countdown Daddy's Gone this [ __ ]. podcast anywhere on YouTube the King. Kong and takeover shank shank podcast. I'm filming my special December 7th. childless mil and also January 14th. Comedy Store main room this [ __ ] and. Friends also I hope this pee's long cuz. we have a lot of vs two days after.

Christmas Brea Improv Kim ken.com for. show day it's childless mil please check. out my special everyone please childless. mil on YouTube it's coming out in the. New Year this [ __ ] this [ __ ] podcast. oh no did you almost drink that oh. sometimes you want to promote a show and. you accidentally try to drink your salts. dude did you try to sip a. salt dude. that one [ __ ] me up it looks like meth. I'm not going to lie the inside of it. looks like something Breaking Bad yeah.

it looks like something that's been. fossil I feel Walter. White Jamie you want one nope come on. jie come on Jamie have some fun with the. girls I almost started this thing I know. exactly what it is I can I almost I. can't get in my other one cuz it's. deviated that'll UND deviate your septum. all right that's it that's I'm sorry I. fed up she looks like she's doing a. guest star in succession look at her. outfit giv she's doing a I want daddy's.

business what I don't know is that what. succession is about yeah yeah yeah it is. I want daddy's business I'm the eldest. son we took it too far we took the salts. too far oh my God I'm crying they're so. strong my God you're not supposed to do. two a day Kim just one one she closed. the nostril too that might be a you're. not supposed to do two a day I think two. a day is the maximum I'm dizzy isn't two. a day the maximum it suggests you don't. do it more than twice in a day for sure.

suggests your eyes are red look at your. eyes oh my God both of you you look ston. we went through a lot while you were. gone dude Jesus I thought she ate it wow. we were off the salt sweetie yeah I told. you they're different but they're. addicting yeah what's why is that what's. that about well this is good this is. this hits this hits where comic needs to. get hit it's a brain wake up okay there. we go. [Applause].

yeah oh [ __ ] man it clears it out right. doesn't it feel like you could [ __ ]. rip a tree out of the ground oh well. that's that's why they use it before. they deadlift oh that's what this is for. oh that. makes you could rip a tree out of the. ground actually how do you say his name. Juju mufu mhm this guy's. U that's an ins guy cre he's a super. jacked powerlifter guy who does all.

these acrobatic things he's kind an. amazing specimen but this is his company. thank you yeah yeah it's his shout out. to show show who this guy is I love that. name it rolls right off the. tongue going be okay reading I was. reading to make sure we're fine muu they. like mufu single salt problems just. making sure you guys. oh can we get a problem people get. problems like addictions toxic large. concentrations for prolonged periods can. be fatal but that's oh okay we should.

know that we're fine uh yeah I think. Juju mufu should give me a warning show. show me Juju mufu yeah this is not for. everybody you know I wouldn't give it to. Keith. Robinson you know you oh look when see. squats while pressing weight over his. head yeah he's definitely on smelling. that's what it makes me feel like that's. 100 kilos so that's 220 lb over his head.

while he's while doing nuts I wasn't. even ready for like look at that. flexibility that's insane with that. muscle m i told. youu told another [ __ ] level okay you. told us that he owned the salt company. but you didn't tell us he was going to. be full split I told you he was an. athletic I did tell you he was an. athletic freak yeah but but once you see. it it hits different it well you can see. all the different [ __ ] he does w he is a. freak oh he does a lot of wild [ __ ] show. show some of the lifting stuff that he.

does yeah this is the kind of salts that. Juju mufu could handle not me Juju mufu. are you single so a guy like this the. carrying rocks this is a guy like this. you would imagine would come create a. smelling salt that would [ __ ] knock. your teeth out when I see him I'm like. maybe I should stop doing these salts me. too I'm like that's a this is a real man. man a manly man that's a manly man yeah. this guy imagine someone messing with. this guy imagine your ex-boyfriend comes.

with he's like hey I heard you're dating. my girlfriend as Juju. mufu no size that [ __ ] oh my god oh. sorry what your what' your husband do. this morning oh he moved a boulder from. the bottom of the road to the top of the. road he hit the salit the Sals and moved. a. boulder ah juu muu I'm a fan yeah yeah I. like I like um. if he was my man I'd have him in a man. bun I like any guy maybe I like guys put.

your hair up. muu if if I'm with a guy he has to be. able to kill another man or I'm not into. it yeah I'm like not into it at all if I. think I could beat him up or he can't. kill another man I'm not I'm gone well. that's also a problem with you've been. doing Jiu-Jitsu for a while yeah once. you've been doing jiujitsu for a while. you kind of it's hard to go back yeah. it's kind hang. it's kind of like hanging out with. Comics you know when you hang out with. Comics sometimes it's hard to hang out. with people who aren't Comics it is true. once I've been dating guys who do MMA.

and it hits different I haven't trained. in almost a year it it literally hits. different yeah they're animals I haven't. trained in a while I'm going back yeah. going back I'm going back I miss my. school not interested not interested. yeah it's not for everybody no I love it. I have fake nails I get it know yeah it. really. me out custom Mothership Nails custom. Mothership alien and uh UFO yeah you. can't do that in Jiu-Jitsu what do you.

guys believe in UFOs what do you think. do you think your dad's crazy or do you. think your dad's telling the truth both. my parents have like crazy claims that. they've experienced aliens I don't know. I believe in UFOs I believe sure yeah. I'm like the did you ever ask to go out. with them on the boat yeah no I don't. want to but what if he keeps seeing. these. things how often does he see them he. says I don't even have to go out far to. see them how often does he see them he. saw them every night for 3. months every night I'm sure I could call. him right now in Florida or Puerto Rico.

this is in Florida holy [ __ ] yeah he. said he saw them every night he started. putting them on Facebook pages and then. other people started claiming they were. seeing them and describing them the same. way if you were going to do something if. you were from another planet and you. want wouldn't you do something at night. over the ocean nobody would even be. paying attention yeah yeah that's. exactly when I would do it that's when I. would do it too and especially you have. bad phone service it's one of the places. you know people don't have great phone. service and a lot of fishermen don't. have the best cameras and phones like. it's like very like it's here's the.

question what kind of satellite. surveillance does the US government. currently have like what can they see. because if they can see everything I. think they're in they're in this room. right now they can see everything happen. they definitely can do that but when. you're looking at the the Earth like as. a whole can they see the whole of ocean. can they see it in high definition like. what can they see can they see through. it like the fish swimming around do they. have to I don't think they can do that.

yet but do they do they have to be able. to pinpoint on a coordinate and then. make the satellite turn towards that. area like how do it work like if someone. sites a UFO can they see it and if they. can like what what are they have like. how what what videos you [ __ ]. five years ago this will just give you. one example Le this is just what's. public on YouTube from 5 years ago what. is this is going to zoom in on someone. I'm just going to like so this is a spy. satellite yeah it'll zoom in on someone.

here at a bus stop right here wow. enhance. enhance. enhance what then you can get in on like. I think and that's from that satellite. oh my God they're zooming in from the. sky I think you can get closer than this. too but this is like just that that is. in they could read some they can read. the text maybe they could read the text. on the phone from the satellite in the. sky that is [ __ ] nice that is [ __ ].

up that just tripped me out no way okay. so if they can do this and if you're a. fisherman and you report the coordinates. I just got chills throughout my entire. body that's insane that they can do that. okay so I'm what I'm saying is okay what. are they seeing what aren't they seeing. they have any video of these things like. imagine if they have like high. resolution photographs like that of. these crafts when I think about like.

what they have I feel like they're so. far ahead like they know so much that we. look like have you ever seen a kid. trying to figure something out and. you're like it's so cute that they like. they think that they're almost there. we're like little ants yeah and they're. like playing house in the kitchen. they're like I made a grilled cheese and. you're like that's really a grilled. cheese good job and it's not even like a. sandwich and they're not they're not. even making a grilled cheese in in a. real kitchen and they're like so they. think they made a meal I think that's. what we look like to them we're like do.

we think there's aliens and they're. probably like the aliens like watching. us like who knows who knows I think. we're they're so far beyond anything we. could even comprehend sometimes when I. get high and I'm like on my laptop I'm. like are they looking at me and then I'm. like I'm not that interesting they. cloned a sheep in the early '90s and. never talked about it again mhm never. talked about it again what about people. who clone their dogs but there's a lot. of be people clone their dogs now I love. my dog I'd like to clone him but that's. exactly what they want they want these.

conversations and not like how advanced. did they take that and then one day your. dog's like sitting at the foot of your. bed just staring at in the middle of the. night and it and it barks but its mouth. doesn't move I don't like it I don't. like it you got you got a new dog it's a. clone like your old dog Ross goes back. her dog is a reincarnated man I swear to. God he's like a perverted teenage boy I. was changing the other day in her room. humping everything no I was changing her. the other day like in her room into a.

bathing suit it was just me and the dog. and then I could feel something staring. and I looked and the dog went like it. like it got caught staring at me and. when I looked it turned away when I was. in high school my friend Joe Joe spags. he had a dog that would aggressively. hump his toys and if you get anywhere. near the toy the dog would growl at you. this little tiny dog. he would bite his toy and just start. hammering it in front of everybody yeah. we had a toy like that and a dog would.

hump the toys and then the toys would be. all crispy and then me and my sisters. would threaten to throw it at each other. the [ __ ] the [ __ ] stuffy e not the Cris. like this dog come come and fested. crispy thing that our dog used to just. this dog was a little dog our dog St in. the yeah they're the horniest ones one. time I saw a Chihuahua at the dog park. that humped and came in the air I swear. to God no I swear to god dude the small. dogs are the horniest he was just. humping the air and [ __ ] was coming out. of his body and every and all the and.

the owner was so embarrassed and we were. all like it was like weird to witness I. never forgot it it traumatized me the. chuah who came in the air oh my God. coming in the air I swear I'll never. forget that little guy that's insane and. then he said Yoo Taco Bell comes in the. air when I was in college I had a dog. with my boyfriend and um we were at the. dog park and the dog pooped out a condom. oh my God but it pooped out the condom. with the poop inside the condom so it. was like a sack and everybody was like. what's happening to the dog so everyone. surrounded it and then we all realized.

at the same time it was a condom and it. got really weird he was just eating a. condom oh so it was probably in the. trash it was in the trash and he ate it. and then the poop filled in the condom. and then he pooped us that sounds. [ __ ] foul that's why I don't want to. have pets who knows like it's a lot dude. why are they Ching in the air [ __ ]. your pillows they're eating your. growl he used to growl while he was. [ __ ] it it was crazy now our dog. would look Us in the eye while he was. going at it in the eye look you in the.

eye while he's [ __ ] his stuffing his. stuffy Jesus Christ why is the dog doing. 69 with the. stuff why is they're getting Advanced. these puppies right he's grabbing the. Stuffy's head stuffing it up his ass. dude. it's got a vibrator in its [ __ ] and a. stuffy in its ass you walk in the room. your dog's legs are in the air down why.

is my dog's should legs on its own. shoulders the Stuffy's eating it out you. imagine if you came into the room and. your dog is lying on his back legs in. the air a vibrator. between and then and then you came in. and it's like and it pretends it's a dog. again like it is really weird my dog. loves to Li as own dick would you if you. could do that if I could eat my own. [ __ ] he wouldn't see me again of course. bye makes sense she'd have a curved back.

I'd be like yeah marn Manson yeah it. makes sense that a dog would do it they. don't know any better they don't think. there's anything wrong with doing it you. got to go ew and they're like what. they're not even embarrassed after that. either they're like leave me alone they. they don't get embarrassed which is. fascinating that's why I love them cuz. they don't get embarrassed. yeah it's a they do when they're in. trouble they've done something wrong. they get sad like oh what did I do oh. then you feel bad that you're yelling at.

them but you're like yeah but hey bro. you can't do that don't eat wires you're. going to die you know do you think. hitting a dog is necessary for it to. listen no I I have a friend who has a. dog and I said wow your dog's so well. behaved I was like do you hit him and he. goes that's why he listens and I was. like I hate that well I don't think you. should hit dogs but I do think some dogs. need some like there's some aggressive. dogs that need to be trained very. carefully that I do think and you need.

to let that dog know that you're the. boss and you have to be able think he. hits him but I think he's hit him I. think that changed the dog he was like. cuz it was a bad dog when he got it yeah. I don't know I'm really anti hitting a. dog I don't know yeah I don't have a. that hurts my heart you always wonder if. it's like hitting kids you know hit kids. are more likely to hit other kids and. more likely to be. funny hey your kid they'll know they'll. come up with some great punch lines give.

him a little subtle brain. damage Dr Drew I did Dr Drew earlier. today and he told me I was abused on air. whoa yeah he was like have you ever been. hit with anything other than a hand I. was like yeah and he was like that's. abuse I was like oh anyways we should. take a collar W spoons what' they get. you with belts and sh and um but even. being hit with a hand isn't that also. abuse yeah like my parents would do hot.

sauce too which I hurt is really bad now. oh my God yeah hot sauce wash your mouth. out with soap hot sauce oh soap soap was. a blessing sweetie oh I know there's. some people that still believe in that. yeah I think we should probably move. away from violence as punishment as much. as in general we should always be moving. away from violence as people and like as. humans and people we should always be. moving towards whatever the nicer thing. is but the issue is hurt people hurt.

people we're all collectively. traumatized yep and keeps going it it. passes on I don't feel like that's true. because I was spanked and I have no want. to spank a child or need to hit a child. or hurt a child but also we know more. now right we know more now like and also. you've gone through it that's like we're. just talking about this yesterday like. the children of Alcoholics often times. they don't even think about drinking. yeah like [ __ ] that if you've gone. through getting your ass kicked by shoes. and belts and things like that like. you're like that is not good it wasn't.

good for me like this idea that's the. only way you can learn is crazy yeah. yeah that is crazy I. remember so common and every parent did. it then that it was like it's crazy and. now the parents are like you're saying. we abused you I'm like I'm saying. everyone abused everyone everyone seemed. to be abused during that time but that. is also a thing and it was so normalized. yeah it was normalized go to the 1900s. go back to the early 1900s people beat. the [ __ ] out of their kids people beat. the [ __ ] out of their wives us be the.

store in the '90s people would hit their. kids publicly I remember store yeah I. remember kids getting spanked in public. like when I was younger get spanked in. public when I was it's jarring if you. see it now when I lived in Florida they. spanked us once I got in a fight with. this kid and they spanked both of us the. school you know with a paddle they used. a paddle they paddled you was it. Catholic School no it was public school. that's [ __ ] up crazy yeah they paddled. us I think my friend's mom spanked me. once that's crazy and my mom gave her.

permission oh jeez no I think so your. mom's like film. it we were bad though yeah they used to. be able to paddle you in school isn't it. weird that we I don't know like people. it's a form of abuse but then people. also like getting their ass Bank while. they're having sex is oh yeah it's not. it's no coincidence that our whole. entire generation likes to get banked. and choked yeah I think that's that. movie what was that movie Shades of Gray. yeah yeah that's all about child abuse. there's a new there's a new [ __ ] book.

that's called it's like fairy porn it's. called oh it's the new. one talking about Frank he said his. wife's reading it and she's like [ __ ]. him so much that he's scared of her now. she like hiding from her she's getting. hot for Fairy he says there's this book. out every guy should buy it for his wife. one is reading it it's it was like. trending on like this gift list too of. like I wrote it.

down it's called the court of thorns and. roses and it's supposed to be amazing. starts rather Pleasant what did that say. it starts rather can you go back to that. J starts rather Pleasant yeah it starts. rather Pleasant your usual Escapist. fantasy it quickly subverts into a dark. and brutal Test of Love I'm looking. forward to reading the rest of the books. in the series I can see myself stealing. ideas for d D and D tricks okay that's. embarrassing leave your DND D tricks out. of it amazing this is some I into a vein.

of super I'm buying it I'm buying it. catch me reading fairy porn at. home I'm curious I love fairies I'm not. a porn reader really I like I do I like. to read por like a fantasy porn reader. like getting hot the book in general. prefer reading it whereas men I think. would prefer watching like those all. those romance novels with like Fabio on. the cover aren't those all kind of like. porn for ladies yeah but I thought that. was for like older ladies this is the. cool one though this is the get into it.

well they they have all kinds of wacky. porn there's Bigfoot porn that's crazy. books B we talk about that I got into. Tarzan porn oh yeah that seems like a. good porn that one was a good one lost. in the jungle Tarzan comes through on. the vines yeah nothing hotter than. Tarzan coming through Fu that's my rose. and Thor. yeah a little splish spash in the jungle. meanwhile he gives you. CHD not me sharing an STD with a chimp.

he just [ __ ] yeah that's what I'm. saying damn the chimp gets mad at you. because you're taking his dick away beef. with the chimp beef for the female chimp. that's scary that's not the beef I'm. trying to have you don't want that do. you think tarzen [ __ ] chimps 100% yeah. what do you think he was doing Liv yeah. yeah he didn't think he didn't have a. teenage chimp Crush he grew up with them. in the same high school at the other. chims when they found him he was a man. that's so crazy yeah he wasn't like a. boy that's so crazy he grew up with The.

Chimps yeah me and be had a collection. of frogs e just [ __ ] mouth [ __ ]. frogs chimps mouth [ __ ] frogs you ever. seen that what hold on yeah wait can. hear it hold them and they mouth [ __ ]. them do you think you can hear it like. well I bet if we find enough videos. there's a lot of videos of chimp's doing. this chimp smouth [ __ ] frogs % I didn't. you said it so casually like should look. at it look at this guy look at this guy. he's sitting there he picks up that frog. and he's like let me just put your.

[ __ ] this is where Pocket [ __ ] came. from this is a pocket [ __ ] a Nature's. Pocket [ __ ] imagine being this frog. going I can't believe this I thought I. was the king of the jungle the frogs are. out there look at he's sticking his dick. inside of its mouth he's prying the. mouth open with his THB raping the Frog. he's crying the mouth when his th and. he's just now he's just like forcing it. to suck on his dick we're watching frog. rape but is it rape if it's. animals most rap is rape most of what. they do I think is rape um this is.

another one he's holding down a frog and. just beating himself off with. it look at him see him he just beating. himself off with this poor it's not. funny but the mushrooms are making me. laugh it's not funny it is really funny. it's funny he's like where you going. [ __ ] come suck my dick over here suck. my dick look at him he throws up you. suck my dick. suck my dick he's throwing him up in the. air to to soften him up E look at his. dick he realizes you're getting a little. hoppy here slow.

down I'm going put you on my head he's. like stop fing oh no on his head he's. got to put it on his head and he's just. feeling his dick he's letting him bounce. around thinking has Freedom oh you want. to go buy my dick do you now he's going. to teach little look at this little. boner I can't it's I. can't this is so crazy this is crazy. this making me miss Mumu. fuku oh my God no he's going to town. with that poor little frog that P Little.

Frogs about to just explode honey you. want crab filed legs these are some. creamy crab. legs you creamy crab. legs he's like a guy holding like a. girl's head down oh my god well a lot. worse like you getting a Giant's mouth. [ __ ] you to death that's what it's. like a giant hairy beast is mouth. [ __ ] you to death and you're dying. it's like imagine if a giant. did now you smiling that's her thorns.

and. reses giant porn that's what I'm into. giant porn let me cl up on your. poles toine his balls the wrinkles in. his balls to get up to his dick is it. called come for bigfoot no yeah okay. we've talked about come for bigot I feel. like we maybe have we have talked about. come for Bigfoot and I can't tell if it. was you or another sick friend it might. be with. me come Fort Bigfoot oh yeah there's a.

ton of them yeah there's not just one I. think it's just one lady Virginia weight. she must be a freaking and a half have. you ever heard of the movie Roar did I. tell you about that yes with TIY hrin. yes that movie [ __ ] me up so can you. go back so I could read the it say big. fooot no I can't it says on a a weekl. long outing in Mount Hood National. Forest what begins as a flirty. fun-filled trip soon turns into a. nightmare when an aplike creature. kidnaps a group of Team girls with the.

purpose of procreating with them te thus. Begins the erotic adventure of a. lifetime and an inconceivable Love Story. between a young woman and her horny. sasot horny SAS time out I I was on. board until I found out the girls were. teenage can we make them of age girls. they could be 18 you can do whatever you. want in the book you can do wild [ __ ] in. a book I guess you're right yeah you can. do wild horrible things in a book well. an 18-year-old is still a teenager right. that's true deal with the demon what is.

that probably that's what you have to. read after you come for. bigfoot. this if you had to choose between seeing. a UFO or seeing Bigfoot what would you. pick UFO yeah yeah yeah because I you. know seeing Bigfoot would freak me out. that they're in the woods us like that I. don't like that but UFO would be like. okay it's real it is what it is there's. no more mystery UFO is way more.

interesting to me is creepy I feel like. if Bigfoot was real and there was a. bunch of them we treat them the same way. we treat like orcas cuz orcas orcas are. amazing that's an amazing creature and. if it didn't exist if you heard about an. intelligent creature that speaks with. sound underwater yeah it's got a brain. that's way bigger than a human being's. brain they're they they obviously they. hunt they think they teach each other. things they there's like video you would. say there's no way this thing who saw it.

you know if there was no footage of it. it was just a myth that there was this. creature that was really intelligent. that killed the whales like what it. kills whales yeah what that's crazy the. [ __ ] out of here that's so cra what is. this thing yeah but meanwhile they're. real and we're like yeah killer whales. oh look there's an orca that's how we'd. be like Bigfoot oh look there's a. Bigfoot what rather see a SAS there's. Sasquatch and then there's yetis. right well no one's more like snow one. lives in the Himalayas yeah I between.

the two I'd rather see the yeti yeah. give me the give me the snowy one I feel. like if you're in the place where the. yeti lives you [ __ ] up already yeah I. feel like that's I want the Sasquatch. the nice nature yeah you could be in. the it's nice and then you see a. Sasquatch like oh [ __ ] come for. Sasquatch for real. abduct you into the woods one over each. shoulder come for Yeti. doesn't come for Yeti doesn't hit the. same yell for Yeti come for Sasquatch.

what about the. mermaids what about [ __ ] question is. that dude the. mermaids would rather see a mermaid over. a Yeti or a SAS would you rather see a. mermaid or a UFO a real one UFO. 100% give a [ __ ] about a mermaid UFO. could be anything it could be the. government it could be aliens it could. be the government being aliens a mermaid. is different a mermaid's a mermaid. imagine it's a hot ass mermaid a mermaid. opens up the opportunity that there's.

whole other worlds of half humans under. the water. yeah we got to start going inside before. we go outside Joe we got to see what's. going on in our ship before we start. going question would you rather see a. fair or a mermaid the mushrooms are a. fairy fairy right for sure yeah yeah. fair is more interesting I can't get. into my fairy fantasy here fa life a. mermaid is just like a person with a. fish tail like why is that so. interesting fish it's not even that.

interesting no there's a different kind. of person that lives underwater like. okay have fun weirdo yeah anyways we'll. be up here people live in the mountains. breathing air and having fun and doing. stand up have a good time lose the gills. get some lungs [ __ ] yeah you're living. with sharks you [ __ ] [ __ ] what are. you doing that's true yeah you doing. true down there with your [ __ ]. Trident I run this [ __ ] you [ __ ] don't. run anything there's people on Tik Tok. that are teaching themselves. telekinesis and they think they they can.

move things with their minds now that's. Russia and China they're just just. subverting our youth they're making us. stupid and then China they're getting. smarter they're doing like math they're. doing real math numbers and we're over. here trying to move aluminum foil with. wind I could do it yep we're all. distracted by the dumbest [ __ ] on Tik. Tok yeah people are just eating. Baconator trying to to move things. pickle I'm in do you think that people. can like is like. telekinesis a possibility someday yeah.

you think so yeah cuz we have this. thought it's always existed like the. idea of moving things with your mind and. people have always pretended they can do. it what do you think that do you think. it's like things that people like think. one day like at one point in time we. weren't like this okay one point in time. we're some hairy creature living in the. woods and we evolved become like this. how long before other things start. emerging and maybe that's what like. psychic thought really is they're. emerging properties of human beings we.

don't quite have it yet but you get it. like your my friend called when I was. thinking about them you know that kind. of [ __ ] it's being a jellyfish uhhuh. yeah you got to just [ __ ] go with it. until the you show no it shows up with. like synchronicities and stuff too also. I think it's very interesting when. you're like in school and stuff and you. feel someone looking at you and you look. and they're looking and you're do feel. that statistically know they've done. like studies and show people can tell to. a certain extent when people are looking.

at them that seems to be more than just. chance it is more than chance cuz you. can you can it's in a room full of. people you can your head goes exactly to. where you're being stared at and you. make eye contact with and it's happened. to me so many times there's also there's. times where I mean we're so connected. there'll be times where we do shows and. we both show up in like a pink we didn't. talk about it before and we'll just both. get there and be matching which it's. weird too yeah but yeah but that's. you're both more likely to wear pink.

jackets if I wore a pink jacket and you. guys wearing a pink jacket that would be. insane true that's true which did happen. the other night we all wore pink we did. yeah we did who's we me you and Sarah oh. okay was that you no it was it was me. you and paully Shore oh was paully Shore. you just mixed up pully and Joe H. whatever. different energy I I can't even believe. saying hoodie [ __ ] I'm wearing a pink. hoodie got El what threw me off but I. don't know I think it's just weird I.

mean who knows it's possible uh I heard. the story about a guy who died in a. freezer he worked in a place that had. like all these freezers and he got. locked in one and he he died from. hypothermia but they found out that the. freeze now I don't know if this is a. true story I don't even remember I read. it but I read that he died but they. found out that the freezer didn't even. work that it had been unplugged the sh. power shut down and then he like. literally like thought he was freezing. and killed himself in the freezer they.

found claw marks in it and everything I. don't know I don't know I don't know but. they said they looked and he there's a. lot I don't know in this story I don't. know I don't remember it was a long time. ago I'm having traces of that story pop. in me his mental state he tricked. himself into thinking he was dying and. he died he had like a [ __ ] heart. attack I'm burning I'm burning and you I. could see he could have a heart attack. that's possible and then he was like. trying to claw his way out but then they. said that the freezer wasn't even. plugged in and he would have lived if he. would have just [ __ ] that's deranged.

chilled out a little no pen intended how. do you even fit into a freezer how do. you not know it's not cold yeah how do. you not know it's not cold you don't you. really think you're freezing to death. but if you're in there and you're like I. remember even cold I remember being a. kid it's a big one it's probably cold. for a while and wanting to go into the. refrigerator as a kid being like open at. my mom being like I can't go in the. refrigerator oh yeah you want to go in. there like that's a weird thing right. that's in horror movies where like the. evil grandmother's like let me see if. you fit in that oven yeah yeah give me.

aen I just want to see if you fit it's. nice and warm your hands are cold just. put your hands there's a [ __ ] up movie. a horror movie about that where these. kids go to visit their grandparents it. called but the grandparents aren't. really their grandparents saw crazy. people that took over the grandparents'. house and killed the call and the mom. calls and they show a picture of the. grandparents and she's like those aren't. your grandparents and the kids realize. they've been staying with two strangers. they're at the wrong house psycho. strangers psycho what is the name of.

that movie that movie was actually. really [ __ ] up it was a good movie. yeah what was it called I have no idea. the others or something yeah there. something like that the visit the visit. visit something like that it was really. horrible yeah this is. it yeah Yep this is it oh I remember. it's a very creepy movie cuz it gets it. builds it's like a slow creep yeah yeah. even watching it looks creepy oh the.

grandparents look off from the beginning. now that you know well now that you know. but the beginning they just seem a. little off like just something's wrong. yeah like maybe they had Dementia or. something you almost think they're sick. in a way you're like man they're not. doing too well these are the people that. killed your grandparents yeah it is a. good movie you know that movie that. [ __ ] me up The Strangers which one. that movie [ __ ] me up four years just. what's that movie it's a movie about. just strangers showing up at your house. at night and mask and it's like it's.

like this not into that like this knock. and then it's a couple in their. anniversary they're in the middle of the. woods and just these people show up and. and then they go through this whole. night where they're being tortured and. murdered and at the end of the movie. Jesus Christ at the end of the movie. they asked them they're like why are you. doing this and they're like cuz you were. home and it's like no it's just a movie. about demented people oh boy that's why. you need Firearms you know the strangers. make you believe in the right to Fair. arms I'll you fix that problem real. quick yeah you'll see them skedaddling.

with their masks off quick remember when. we saw uh Haley Joel Osman on the plane. and we knew it was him because of his. eyes yeah he was wearing a mask and. we're like no we see those funky eyes. from here you see dead people oh this. kid from signs oh wow you recognize him. from he had a mask on and I know his. eyes. that movie [ __ ] changed my life signs. really stayed with me not signs uh six. the six sense yeah that [ __ ] me up. signs really science was the first movie.

I ever got fingered in the first time I. ever Got Fingered was in science. conratulations I think you he does have. very distinct eyes he does look at his. eyes again the only person who has eyes. that distinct besides him are Bui yeah. he's got eyes you can't miss like you. can't wear a mask and be like the I was. like okay Haley Joel have fun like he. could be like a Russian wrestler yeah. Yori. Pastor you know some dude from. Bulgaria he did that trippy movie AI.

remember that one where it was about the. couple where they got so Advanced that. you could buy a child if you lost a. child that you could buy a very. realistic version of one for your grief. and it would like learn to love you and. then their child actually came back from. the coma so that they had my God so you. have two kids two kid a robot kid oh God. damn it God it was a good movie is that. the robot falling apart that's cuz the. other son would taunt him cuz he could. really eat and so the robot kid started.

almost feeling like well if he can eat I. can eat I'm the real son too and then it. started like things went bad oh boy I. never saw oh it's so crazy it's so. trippy and then eventually like the. robot lives forever but he actually. loves this family and this woman like a. mother but then eventually everyone dies. out and he's like still like the world. oh you spoiler alerted the [ __ ] out of. that movie movie come out. 19901 long tell I'm sorry I could I. couldn't hold it in any longer I've been. waiting a while to talk.

to there's this there's this thing that. somebody sent me online haly Joel was. six in. it there's this thing that someone sent. me online where you can make an AI. generated. boyfriend well I like a bunch of AI. girls on I like when it goes silent and. a star just AC there's a bunch of AI. generated girls on only fans W I didn't. know that W I don't know that's you can. literally have a relationship 100% 100%. tell me if that's true you can make your.

own. boyfriend before I got have no what does. it say somebody sent was Spielberg's. first and only choice for the role to. betro the character Osman avoided. blinking his eyes and programmed himself. with good posture he something that it. said I saw a Reddit post that said he. didn't blink for a year I bet I he he. played an alien a robot boy so well it. was this movie is trippy as [ __ ] I bet. the trailer's crazy too his ability wait.

what do you mean how do you not blink. for an entire year I don't think that's. really that's [ __ ] up what happens. when you go to sleep listen we saw him. on the plane something happened to him. lost his ability to Blink could he close. his eyes it doesn't count as a blink. it's not quick no closing your eyes is. different than blinking right yeah now. about blinking blink is pretty quick how. you not blank for a whole year sometimes. when I don't I'm sure when no one was. looking he was getting a few in okay. don't worry you guys that's like not. [ __ ] for a whole year I can't.

believe that is actual title wasn't. allowed to Blink stop blinking stop. blinking stop it again this is so stupid. those the director's notes you have to. stop blinking blinking Haley josman. stops blinking for one year when. Spielberg tells you not to Blink you. stop blinking I'm sorry Spielberg if. you're listening I will not blink if you. put me in a movie I'll stop blinking for. Year I'll stop blinking for a year too. you guys think you play good. robots yeah.

yeah you both went into robot mode yeah. yeah how long before you think like. we're going to go over someone's house. and they're going to have a robot like. cleaning up oh remember that show Small. Wonder no okay can you Small Wonder. Vicky was one of my favorite shows she. was just like this house robot what you. guys don't know what I'm talking about. it was one of my favorite show Kim's. looking at you I've never heard of Small. Wonder oh yeah Small Wonder no one talks. about it people need to talk more about. Small.

Wonder look she's a robot I grew up. watching this she a broken robot what is. she doing she's always what in the [ __ ]. were you watching as a child that's what. makes her a robot that she shrugs her. shoulders no she cleans and she does a. lot of stuff what no this is really. weird you watch this movie it's a series. I used to watch it was my favorite show. oh this is L this is why you need ader. all this is how you started you see her. outfit I'd like to wear that this did. something to you as a child yeah how do.

you guys not how have you guys never. seen this E I hate this and if you look. at her. back oh my God this is the most. offensive show of all time this is so. crazy it was my favorite show she got. sparks coming out of her back Sparks. coming out of her back she's broken at. one point in time one time she starts. smoking cigarettes and. like it's crazy did she have the. personality of a child or did she just W. imagine that she's [ __ ] up your. kids he is a prisoner in his own home he.

has a good point the parents should. reconsider Vicki living there memo the. the parents are letting this robot pick. your [ __ ] kid up and thre it with. violence I mean have some control look. at her back [ __ ] is going her back is. all like digital yeah she kind of looks. like a young you I was obsessed with the. show she would be vacuuming she'd be. smoking cigarettes it was one of my. favorite shows growing up okay so weird. sm's I was going to be here for. Halloween one year but if I thought more.

M no a lot of people know Small Wonder. I'm shocked you guys don't to be honest. no I do how long was it on for I don't. know I think one season. 1985 you had to be there for 3 months. always on my TV it had to be there from. January to March Seasons cuz it was. always on sweetie January through March. 85 if you caught Small Wonder You Jesus. Christ I'm sorry I had a couple runs had. a couple Seasons how many I want to know.

what you going to ask okay that makes me. feel better are you what what are you. what what were you going to say a robot. you went are you I don't remember what I. was going to say are you okay that's. where I was heading are you still on ad. no do you wish you were no not at all. you never taste no it feels really nice. to be able to sleep I mean I was on it. for so long and I and when you're on it. it also makes you it's really hard to.

live in the present moment when you're. just thinking about sending emails right. you know what I mean like I I didn't. really have much inner peace when I was. on it I got to tell you I can't imagine. how you are living cuz you constantly. still think about emails she thinks. about emails more than anyone I know so. it was just like aund times whatever. she's already on top of it like she. already is whatever it's. doing yeah maybe it rewired you maybe.

maybe it made you like more like those. are like grooves that you naturally go. into now cuz of the neural Pathways or. something from dug something new yeah. dug some new corridors the one thing. about it was it would make me a [ __ ] oo. cuz you would take it I would take it. spunk and back in 2007 tell why you. start coming down from it and you're. kind of just like aggro oh that makes. sense you're like when did you stop.

taking it in 2019 right after Brody died. it was literally Brody died and I was. like I need to stop taking adderal cuz I. was so sad I just wanted to sleep so I. just stopped taking it cold turkey and. then I went into a psychosis and then. ever since then I've never taken it. again how long the psychosis last uh. like 3 days who it was I think I feel. like it lasted longer for you because. before you even left there was a few. days of like it built up to it it like.

was like a slow cre I don't think it. just hit and was 3 days and was over it. was like a almost like you're being. especially like with my experience with. you it's like I was being gaset like not. gas lit but I'm like am I is she off or. am I just being judgmental you know what. I mean where you're like there's a few. days where you're like I think. something's off or maybe she's in a. really good mood. and you kind of not sure to question it. or maybe I'm off and I'm annoyed by her. good mood but I'm like something's weird. right let me tell you going to the. psycho word will change you 72 hour.

psychiatric hold will do something to. you what happened in there uh when I got. there good food apparently best the best. food the best food well but also I. probably wasn't eating for like 10 years. cuz I was cracked out on thatal so when. I it was just food it was just it was. actually just food. um a lot the best part of being in there. was there was like a music segment where. they this old guy would come in and he'd. have like a tambourine and we'd all sit.

around some old retirement home. entertainment going on no but it was. like it was the only thing I looked. forward to like the music time cuz it. was like all the it was just like four. mentally ill people being like what song. do you want to hear I'm like do you can. you do Crosby Stills Nash and Young he's. like I can I'm like great. um it sounds cooky in there it's very. cooky there was a guy who I remember I. looked over and he um wasn't wearing.

pants and he was like on the phone with. his wife and when you're on the phone. the phone's a short cord so you don't. hang yourself with it they take let me. tell. you this dude with no pants like right. next to the phone dude this this I. became I became friends with this chick. she's like we got to get a lawyer to get. out of here I was like you're right I'm. like calling my parents like I need a. lawyer to get out of here they're like. we put you in. there you're not getting a lawyer to get.

out of there oh my God that's. hilarious all right ladies I'm going to. wrap this up okay fun times tell. everybody how to get your podcast where. you are on social media hell yeah it's. this [ __ ] Spotify iTunes YouTube. wherever you find podcast whereever you. find podcast uh new episodes of that. every month and then you can find me on. Wednesday on shank that's Shenk and for. show dates at princess shank that's. princess like normal and then another s. henk yeah that's us that's us yes this.

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