Joe Rogan Experience #2061 - Whitney Cummings

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day like could that AB labor getting in. a coal plunge 8 months pregnant as Jamie. he would know Jamie get on that I'm sure. there's a Reddit for him for that last. time I. tried last night with those smelling. salts people doing the smelling salts I. was like if I even inhale that I feel. like I'm going to start crowning yeah.

it's very funny how those smelling salts. have made their way from this studio to. now at the at the club everybody's doing. smelling salts between the katum and the. smelly salts I'm like I feel like you. you got to keep the katum away from. dunking that [ __ ] drinks cases. of that stuff it's so crazy we get there. and is katum naturally occurring it's. like a it's a plant plant yeah it's that. stuff is uh the Live Free or whatever. it's called what are those things called. Jamie hm what is it called live free.

something brand I don't know but they. used to have them at like. um sunlife you know that place Organics. yeah yeah but then you know you're not. supposed to drink they're that big and. you're supposed to drink a half a bottle. but they're not clear so you have to. kind of like hold it up to the light to. see where half is you got to guess like. what half is and a lot of people were. just drinking the whole thing and they. were getting [ __ ] up yeah there was a. time when you were out of town and I was.

the mother ship and everyone was doing. like four or five things I was like you. guys when Joe leaves we can't all just. get addicted to drugs like this is like. when you're out of town it is a little. different up there well it's kind of an. opiate it's kind I don't know what. exactly is katum it kind of is it's. legal yeah it's legal totally legal I. had a guy that was on my podcast once. that you used to be an opiate addict and. then he started taking katom and uh they. were selling as pills and he said well. if you take a small amount of it it.

actually acts as like a stimulant but if. you take a larger amount of it it's it's. a different effect I saw I said how many. do you take he says I take 10 I go you. take 10 he goes I take 10 before I work. out I'm like okay I'll try it so I took. 10 and I was high as [ __ ] it's a weird. high because it's like I felt like um. you know I'm pretty aware of my body so. I'm like my motor skills feel perfect. like feel like anything's wrong I I feel.

like I could go do stuff like I'm not. like like [ __ ] like drunk or anything. like that I go but I'm definitely. affected so what is this like would this. affect judgment would this affect your. reaction time like I shouldn't drive. like this but pain tolerance down that's. probably good for working out I guess is. it though I did kind of used to like to. smoke weed and work out I like SM. weeding out yeah well smoking weed and. working out makes me feel like I know. what my mus muscles are doing like feel.

Fus fibers and [ __ ] you know what it's. really good for technique like when you. learn martial arts technique like. there's C like there's certain things. about like kicking a bag in particular. when I'm not when I haven't smoked weed. I mean I've been doing it my whole life. so I know how to do it but then if I. smoke weed I feel like where the little. leverage points are I feel like where.

the torque comes in I feel like the I. feel the weight distribution it's like. just you're more sensitive just more. present in your body thing it makes you. so much better at pool it makes my pool. game like yeah like there's a term and. pool like a ball like say if we were. playing nine ball and you are better. than me you would give me the eight ball. that means like it's a big advantage to. have the eight ball that means I don't. just win by winning by making the nine. ball I can make the nine ball or the. eightball so that's like like it gives.

you a ball that means so like when I. smoke pot I'm one ball better like. legitimately I'm like I'm like 10%. better easily maybe more is there any in. pool like shade on taking Aderall or. smoking weed or there's no like no one. cares yeah people talk [ __ ] about you. but they all do it right like pool. players are notorious drug addicts. they're [ __ ] I think cocaine's. probably great for pool there's I've met. more I didn't even know drugs I didn't.

really understand drug culture when I. started hanging around in pool halls. because uh I had gone from being a. fighter to being a comedian so in. fighting there's no drinking no partying. no nothing all throughout High School I. was like very rarely did I embibe in. anything I was all just about. competition and then I started hanging. out with Comedians and the ones that. were doing drugs like God their life was. falling apart like these people and then. I started hanging out in this pool hall. and and they were all doing drugs.

everybody was doing something there was. guys doing heroin there was guys that. were crack addicts like one of my best. friends was a crack addict have you seen. this video where boozy the rapper is. endorsing crack over. fentanyl have you seen dude it's so well. it's a good point crackheads live he's. like my crackhead friends I've known for. 20 years he's like they're around they. can do anything they have powers and. well you know crack is just cocaine.

it's just another way you just cooked. it's yeah it's free basing cocaine and. the scary thing is even though we know. that it's one of the most racist laws. that's ever been enacted where the. difference between the the sentencing. for someone who gets caught with crack. versus someone who gets caught with an. equivalent amount of cocaine it's like a. giant disparity de Sanders say this. too oh I don't know who that is. that's it's uh boozy b o i you've ever.

been on a field with now my cousin June. he was a crackhead and good good dude. though but he was very athletic because. he would steal stuff when I came home. from college could never catch him could. never catch him and he was sell it and I. would have to go get it back at the hood. in from the from the drug dealers he was. probably the most athletic my cousin. jumbo but next to that I think it was. both it's. there's some dude out there June bug the.

crackhead that's more athletic than a. guy who's widely regarded as being one. of the most athletic humans that's ever. lived and then the boozy one is is but. June Bug's more athletic than Bo Jackson. what the [ __ ] the bird Crasher of the. hood there was this dude I used to talk. I've talked about him many times but his. name was water dog that was his nickname. or they would call him Buffalo Bill and. he was this uh pool player and he would. do heroin so he would go into the.

bathroom and shut the door and he'd be. in there for 20 minutes and everybody. knew what he was doing and then he'd go. out and he'd sit on a bar stool like. this with his hands in front of him like. a bird T-Rex yeah yeah and just like. this and he would sit there for like 20. minutes just and then he would get down. and he had like gerbal eyes they like. black eyes and he couldn't miss he would. play pool he just wouldn't miss he could. he knew how much time he needed for it. to calibrate and then when could he was.

so accurate it was stunning he had no. nerves that's wild he didn't feel. anything cuz PE PO is gambling and gam. like the reason why it's called po it's. pocket billiard is the name of the game. but pool is pooling money together to. gamble so like the real pool players. almost all of them gambled and and takes. away inhibition so you're not he had no. fear he had no nerves he would just fire. these balls into the hole and this like. really tight pocketed table playing for. like 10,000.

and I was like this is nuts I wonder. what it's like I've never done heroin. must be must be pretty awesome if people. are trading their kids for it yeah I got. morphine when I had my uh knee surgery. once was like by the way if you hear me. and I sound funny ladies and gentlemen I. just got out a cold buch just I just got. out so I'm like so if I sound like I'm. on heroin I'm just. cold uh but uh to do it what was saying. doing heroin all your fears away that in.

addition when you did uh methadone oh. yes so no it was um sorry I wonder what. that's like I wonder what methadone's. like in comparison to isn't methadone. basically Aderall like we've done. Aderall I think it's like a kind of an. opiate but it doesn't get you high it. just makes you stupid I don't know but. um we can go to San Francisco and get. some I think you can just walk in out. get easy you don't even have a drive. through now I had a knee surgery and. when I was in the hospital they had me. on a morphine drip and apparently this.

is the 90s I don't know if they still do. this but you could hit a button and when. you hit a button you would get more more. morphine and it was wonderful was. wonderful have we ever done fentanyl. like at the doctor like if I've gotten a. surgery could I have I done fentanyl or. is that propal propal propal is the the. the stuff that puts you under fentanyl. is a prescription drug though they give. people Fentanyl patches there's like. there's prescription you it's just so. strong what is it like aund times.

stronger than heroin or. something it's so. epic play play people to stop taking. fentone and go back to crack. crack I'm promoting. it fitting all killing all the junkers. who been junkers I'm talking it's. killing the junus who've been junus for. forever yes soon as they hit it they d. right crackhead [ __ ] shoot threes this.

[ __ ] shoot basketball this [ __ ] this. [ __ ] run run a 100 miles this [ __ ] get. S this [ __ ] fix your car motor been. doing this for 20 years this. [ __ ] still running around the. neighborhood when have you ever heard. crack ass hitting the pipe and dying the. first time never never this SP all [ __ ]. is different I would much rather crack I. would much rather much rather crack he's. making logical my crackhead people for. 30 years true this [ __ ] hit fit all two.

times he's G you never see him again. right I promote crack before F I'm sorry. right you know he's right but by the way. he's saying that and he looks fabulous. he says he says they have powers. anything and they still smok and crack. and they're still together they can do. anything bro crackhead bro whatever was. in crack they gave them real Powers did. you ever see the video of the crackhead.

no. I guys you ever seen the video of the. crack with the kangaroo covered in. diamonds designer sunglasses on. multicolored Puma crack was not killing. people the same way he's right he's 100%. right he's 100% right yeah my friend. Johnny he he didn't die from crack my. friend who is a crackhead he he died. from heroin he went up getting on pills. he died from.

opiates I told you about what happened. with uh I had a raccoon in my yard and I. you always got you've got Guatemalans. trying to sneak over the fence you got. you didn't you have like the [ __ ]. people casing your house the teams Chile. and Mafia the Chile and Mafia That's. right so the only people cleaning up. homeless people now in LA are SCI. Scientology and the Chilean Mafia and. the Chile Mafia basically takes homeless. people gives them a BMX bike gives them.

like an outfits some and yeah I sent you. the video of them casing my house. because they were robbing people in. brenwood and Santa Monica and causing. all kinds of [ __ ] yeah they're. well-known it's like a well-known. organization M nobody cares Scientology. takes a in I that's what I'm hearing. that's a smart move super smart that's. like wild wild country remember Wild. Wild Country they took all so that they. could win the election smart as [ __ ] and. then after they were done they're like. yeah we're done with you and they were. putting the beavers and blenders. remember remember and they were like. putting beavers and blenders and beavers.

and blenders yeah Didn't They in Wild. Wild Country they're putting like. squirrels and beavers and blenders and. stuff to make everybody sick so that. they would vote oh well they poisoned. people right yeah they went to the the. salad bar that's right and put like. bacteria so people were had such bad. diara they didn't that was that Sheila. lady Sheila she was scary dude that. [ __ ] I would not [ __ ] with her I would. not [ __ ] with her that was scary tities. wasn't it that so I have this raccoon in. my yard and it was acting really weird. I'm poking at it it's in you know cuz.

the way they sleep is they just like you. know sort of bend over a branch or. whatever but I was poking at it it. wasn't moving it wasn't behaving like a. raccoon and so I call Animal Control. this is like the most California [ __ ]. response I'm like I have this raccoon in. my tree and she's like yeah that's where. they live I'm like yeah know this this. where I live [ __ ] get the it's sick. something's wrong with it last thing I. need is a [ __ ] coyote eating it and. then we have rabid coyotes I already. have to deal with that [ __ ] and she goes. well a lot of the wild animals in. California are acting really weird right. now because people are testing their. cocaine for Fentanyl and if it tests.

positive they flush it down the toilet. so there's fentanyl in the water so the. coyotes and raccoons are acting really. weird what that's what she said yes I. was like if you're telling me there's. fentanyl coyotes I got to get the [ __ ]. out of here but how wait a minute what. about people did people get that water. how is that where's that water going I. mean they already probably where's like. does that mean that waste water from a. toilet flushing goes out into the. streets what is this Rome I know.

probably this is how they started the. same uh fate it seems well that's what. started a lot of the plagues like people. had terrible hygiene back there terrible. sanitation crazy there's a book called. dissolving Illusions and it's about the. invention of vaccines and the um. conditions that people lived in in like. the early 1900s and major cities like. you don't think about it but if people. didn't have trucks because trucks didn't.

exist right like how did they [ __ ] where. did they how' they get their food well. guess what they didn't they didn't get. good food so they didn't get any fresh. vegetables no one's getting any vitamins. and everywhere is like an open sewer. they had like these equivalent to like. large ouses on these blocks and it's. just horrible San [ __ ] eight times a day. they're walking through horeshit that.

most sanary [ __ ] they're walking through. cuz horses are just eating grass but. humans we're eating meat and all kinds. of other stuff and it's [ __ ] coming. out of your a like dog [ __ ] smells so. much worse than deer [ __ ] like deer [ __ ]. doesn't smell like anything smells like. nothing cuz they just eat grass they eat. grass they [ __ ] grass it's like just. grass going through their digestive. system but dog [ __ ] just like what did. you eat Sally I mean people Sally's over.

there eating dead raccoons and squirrels. people used to die of just dissenter oh. yeah like that was just a if you had one. cut and walk down the street you're just. well how about staff infections people. almost die of Staff well they probably. do die of staff infections today if they. don't get taken care of but staff. infections are scary as [ __ ] and people. have always got those You' just get. caught and you'd get infected just wild. I mean it's like yeah with all these. like sort of issues now with depression. and anxiety back then you had such real. things to worry about like how do I get. home without getting covered in [ __ ].

without getting dissent there was no. time to be depressed there was no time. to that was the only thing to be anxious. about well you were always vulnerable I. mean think about all the times when you. were a kid where you got hurt like when. I was a kid I broke my arm once you know. you fall down you got to go to the. doctor you get this that back then kids. just died yep they just died you get a. broken leg you're you're dead was but. also I'm fascinated cuz you know I'm. about to have a kid and I I want to make. sure he has a little adversity you know. and like I was with a friend of mine at. the new new the playgrounds now they're.

like rubbery and they're all made of. plastic and [ __ ] like when's the last. time you saw a kid in a. cast that's true you see I see him. occasionally every is Texas so kids do. normal [ __ ] you know but I remember we. used to like there used to be a cast. with a metal bar when I was in school it. was a metal bar remember Kids De people. have one that went all the way we spent. the first 45 minutes of school signing. cast like everyone was in a cast when we. were kids that's true you know I mean. remember the seesaws are gone yeah.

slides slides used to be made of sheet. metal mhm they're like plastic do you. remember there was like a chain like a. pirate ship chain we would climb up we. get tetanus getting pinched like seesaws. dude what was more dangerous than a. seesaw you fcking up in the air and your. fat friend jumps on the top of it you go. flying you were the you always the. [ __ ] you just be on the bottom and. wait and then step off it and just watch. them car to The Graphic it was just dude. we used to play Blood Knuckles all day.

like we would just punch each other in. the knuckle we would just be bleeding at. all times how about those things that. spin around would you spin your friends. around as fast as possible you know the. ones where you're like hanging on it's. just a wheel it's not really a merry. around it's much smaller but you'd be. spinning that [ __ ] and You' grab. your friends you try to like literally. make them fly off it just a lazy Susan. for pedophiles kids in the park just. yeah I would get stuck under you'd get. under the merrygoround remember the um. Jungle gym where you would just it was.

like scaffolding basically and hang. upside down with no no ability. to concrete we used to play in tires we. would just get in a tire and roll down a. hill that was just a game normal [ __ ] we. did play on concrete yeah and there was. like little it was just like a. construction site is basically what we. used to play on yeah kids today unless. you live in a terrible neighborhood. that's not generally the case no it's. like a mushy now although I was um but.

isn't that smart what I know we're like. let's go back to how it want these kids. to get hurt did you see this video a. couple months ago where this cop goes. down the slide at an enormously fast. speed oh I think I it doesn't make sense. how he gets to speed so you see the. slide right here I'll play it real fast. but it doesn't make sense how he gets. going this fast let's see is he is he. going to get hurt I mean he probably did. oh Jesus he's flying down the slide. backwards face first or face well that's. a really dumb way to do it first of.

all it's crazy I don't know dude looks. like why did he do it belly down that. just seems like the whole thing doesn't. make sense that's like an ad for katom I. don't know he seemed like he wasn't. totally conscious when he came out not a. lot of people want to be cops these days. it's a tough job sometimes you not get. the best of the brightest it's kind of. true why is he why is he [ __ ] on duty. what if he breaks a leg what if he broke. his ankle flying out of that [ __ ]. thing workers C does he even get Workers.

come for that no no no like sorry dude. but it's uh but it is it is wild I think. how much more like physically we used to. have to contend with yeah but you can. get your kid into jiujitsu yeah for sure. they'll do so the your kid can 100%. experience adversity under controlled. circumstances which is probably way. better anyway and even like tolerate. boredom like my mom used to say go out. and play entertain yourself you know. what I mean go I mean go out and play. come back before dark we used to be a is.

that illegal now you could do it in. certain neighborhoods you could do it. more here than you can in other places. yeah but yeah it's not like people don't. do that anymore you would just [ __ ]. around and find out you would just put. your finger in a light socket all day. well we just I don't think parents knew. as much and I don't think there was as. much of a fear of predators you know. like I have a friend who whose kid. almost got kidnapped who's at a park and. uh he had looked down or wasn't paying.

attention for I don't know how long. looking at his phone and then he looks. up and there's a guy who's like reaching. for his son's hand and taking him. towards a van why is there always a van. because that's the best way to carry. someone around like you open the door. real quick throw them in shut the door. so I mean also there's no windows you. know yeah yeah yeah I guess and he. [ __ ] runs over and stops it before it. happens but he was so freaked out like. what if he didn't look at his up from.

his phone like you know the kids are. playing around with other kids and you. get bored and you just start looking at. your. phone what if he. didn't my um I have this like you know I. had that like stupid nude leak thing. happen so I have this like you know it. guy who is explaining to me I'm like. What's the hygiene for you know kids on. Instagram like I probably just won't you. know put him on Instagram I don't know. um but he was like the way that. Predators pick up now is they basically.

just collect information from the. parents Instagram right like you're. Disneyland with your kid and then you. got strawberry ice cream with your kid. and then you went to Universal Studios. with your kid some creep pedophile goes. up to the kid and goes oh hey Johnny. right I'm I I'm Mark I'm you I met you. at Disneyland remember we got the. strawberry ice cream oh Jee and then we. went to Universal Studios I was with. your dad told me to come pick you up oh. my God so that's how they just collect. information and then it's probably easy. to talk a kid and with all those details. into getting into a car. I know I saw a hit and run last night.

did I tell you about this yeah yeah yeah. guy was run from the cops guy was uh. highspeed Pursuit from the cops two cars. in front of us so uh I didn't realize. you saw it in person I thought you saw. it on line oh no no holy [ __ ] oh no no. no I saw the whole thing so I didn't. know that he was running from the cops I. just see this car flying into the. intersection and T-Bone this other car. just he's trying to make it he tries to. hit the turn boom I mean fast and then.

opens the door and runs so the dude who. T-Bone the guy jumps out of his car at a. full Sprint full Sprint across the. street and uh me and the guy I was with. were like he's probably drunk like he's. probably realized he [ __ ] up and he's. drunk and he's trying to run away from. the scene of the crime and then uh they. tack them some citizens got them and so.

we hear they got them we got them we got. them I wouldn't want Texas citizens. getting me they're more armed than most. police officers here dude well not only. that it's the lake so everybody's. running around out there it's like it's. fit cuz it's right over by uh ladyb bird. lake so this guy apparently was in a. high-speed chase from the police and. just slammed right into a car I mean. easily could have been us it was two. cars in front of us that's [ __ ] wild. but it was boom like to what I don't. think I've ever seen in person someone. hit a guy with a car that hard like up.

close and it went into the passenger. side oh just smushed the side of this. car this car went flying the one car it. goes flying up in the air and the other. car goes flying to the side and then. boom the car falls down and the moment. it falls down the dude opens the door. out starts. running and he was dressed like he just. got done playing golf it was so weird to. see he's like wearing like a golf shirt. I love that his first instinct was I'm. just [ __ ] what did he do wrong he.

just proba had a warrant out for his. arrest or something it probably. something cuz if he's run from the cops. something was going on when you see that. [ __ ] real up close it always blows my. mind like when I first moved to LA I. lived right above Ari on Miller Drive. above pink dot so that I could be close. to The Comedy Store and there's that. intersection there Sunset and lasa and. there's all these you know and both. people trying to take lefts are always. trying to you know cheat yellow light. and I'm at the the northern part of the.

intersection and a motorcycle is coming. down Sunset fast as [ __ ] and then. someone's trying to take the left when I. tell you I'm just I've been in La five. days like I'm to be a comedian I'm in. front of pink dot I'm like I see this. car hit the motorcycle the guy goes up. into the air I mean must have been 50. feet in the air his shoes come off I. guess that's the thing when you get hit. by a car your shoes come off which is. wild and then comes down head first cuz. your head is the heaviest and I mean it. was so disturbing head broke off his I.

mean just head off body and then shoes. were like 50 ft away from him oh yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah very. dead the. deadest like when you see that you're. like I feel like that's how it would. have gone into Michael Bay movie or I. don't know that just feels a little wild. when you actually see it up close yeah. you know like the sounds the crunching. the thuds you're like oh that's just a. body the thing is it's kind of. extraordinary how. little car accidents we have when you.

think about how many people are just so. distracted and how crazy the act of. getting onto this concrete surface with. this thing that's rolling around with a. combustion engine and we and you're just. letting normal people drive them around. it's kind of a miracle how Cooperative. we all are damn it is kind of weird it's. kind of weird but the stakes are so high. I mean in terms of like the having to. pay for like I got in a lot enough car. accidents in my 20s that I was like I. don't have that kind of money it's like. it's too much of a hassle well it's just.

sketchy you're relying on other people. and every now and then there's one guy. that's got to get there on time she's. [ __ ] cut in front of everybody and. you watching them you're like oh look at. this guy in the pickup druck Jesus. Christ yeah I was thinking because um. like you can see so much Carnage online. now like in my algorithm I guess I don't. know enough comedians sent me videos of. people getting murdered and [ __ ] yeah my. algorithm is terrible it's just like. butts and like car accidents and how the. Disney castles are of dicks like.

that's is that from. Tripoli did you know that Tripoli has 12. podcasts yeah at. least I'm G to give birth oh no and so. yeah so tripy sends me all the stuff but. yeah the I mean the Disney Castle is. being made of dicks it is it is a. compelling case but I think it was. probably more that they didn't pay their. animators and the animators were like. [ __ ] you guys we're just going to make. the you know I'm not totally aware of. that one I think I don't remember it. let's disne Castle's made a dicks let's.

go about to get well there's a lot of. wild stuff from the old Disney stuff you. go back in the old old Disney like you. guys bury this brutal I know you might. you might want to take the obviously. Jewish person's nose down a little. bit there was one where uh there was a a. it was like a big bad wolf one and it. used to be a Jewish person and then they. switched it to a wolf later mhm like. what and it's like cheap it like won't.

pay the price for the baguette for the. Little Red Riding Hood you're like what. yeah but like there's there's the I. think it's the little mermaid the spears. looking like dicks the I think they. probably just didn't pay their animators. and the animators like all right we're. just going to make everything look like. a dick but some people do see dicks and. everything though there's that it is. kind of a war shock test that's a thing. yeah. maybe maybe I'm one of those people uh. then there's also Minnie Mickey and. Minnie like one of her bows it does kind. of look like a dick going right for her.

mouth I mean it it feels like a. disgruntled. employee what the video you posted got. taken down I was just going to play that. one un I posted removed which one was. that one this on this topic on the deck. she has a video that I was just going to. like use that as an example but it's. been taken down they take all my stuff. down now here's some interesting uh. stuff I just found though marshmallow. Cannon well what but hold on I mean. it'll it should show like no. yeah well oh.

what okay that's 100% a dick squirting. marshmallows on a little mouse there's. it justed all over this mouse it's that. it's like okay that's a dick that's 100%. a dick it's like look at the balls at. the bottom of it that's not a. coincidence even notice the balls that. is not a coincidence that's 100% a dick. look up uh the Min and Mickey Mouse that. one is the one that really kind of put.

me over the edge yeah that's someone. being sneaky and putting in like a. little Easter egg yeah yeah they didn't. get paid overtime that's a dick yeah and. now the Disney employees are trying or. the animators are trying to unionize I'd. be shocked if they succeed they're. probably just going to have ai do it you. could also just go to images the thing. is AI is so good now like these. animators are on Shaky Ground yes that's. correct um what happened with the actor. strike did they settle that is that over. yeah they settled it uh oh do mini. Mickey dicks Minnie and Mickey dicks.

dicks oh it's right there go to the one. two three four like six over on the top. yeah one more over sorry that one. yeah oh Jesus Christ that's her dress. what the [ __ ] I know okay it's a little. while come. on I mean maybe that's insane and he's. got his hand on her dick she's got a. giant heart on that is 100% a heart on. that doesn't even make sense as a dress. straight into his mouth I mean just try. to imagine that as a dress it doesn't.

even make sense yeah like where's her. arm oh it's around his neck who cares. where her it doesn't make sense I know. it it's hard where's her right arm it's. a hard one to oh they're both around. there she's hugging him and that's her. shoulder supposedly okay kind of knee. kind of it's a tough one that's a dick. it's way more of a dick than it is her. arm around his shoulder uhhuh you know. if it's one of two things that looks so. much like it and his hands on it like. he's stroking it and also the little.

lines I don't know she always have a. puffy shoulder shirt on like that is. that consistent not like that and then. it's also like the little Ridge on the. top doesn't feel necessary it's a dick. that's definitely a dick Shadow oh no. it's that's 100% a dick oh no yeah I'm. going to get a dart in my neck any. minute Disney's going to gu they're. already in trouble they [ __ ] up they. went too far. you were telling us about the South Park.

thing oh my god dude Jamie have you seen. the new South Park I definitely saw. clips of it I so funny first of all. Cartman has been replaced by a black. Trans. woman in the in like the ulterior. universe or whatever and the whole thing. well it's really incisive commentary. obviously they always do such a good job. with this um it's the panderers is. hilarious it's such a great name all the. handyman the handyman are the richest. people because no men know how to do.

anything anymore because they went to. college so it's all about how college. has made us stupid and we need handyman. to do everything now because we're using. Siri and whatever so there's the the. handyman bought Instagram and now is. like going to space because he's just a. billionaire and then Cartman is uh C is. it Katherine Kennedy who runs Disney but. ran Lucas film and whatever and her. whole thing is just make it make it a. girl and make her gay make it a girl and. make her gay. for every movie they're bitching and she.

she gets like served food at a. restaurant and she's like I told you to. make it a girl and make it. G it's hilarious it's so well done yeah. how did that H how did they people that. are that goofy getting control of media. like that I think that like there's a. really I think we're going to look back. at this time and go like remember when. we thought 300 comments on Twitter. represented everyone right remember when. we had that confirmation but we got.

scared of a bunch of tweets half of. which might just be Bots or truly crazy. people yeah you know I don't know what. the statistic is now also people crazy. enough to be commenting on things all. day yeah good or the most the people. that I know that are on Twitter all day. commenting on stuff they're mentally ill. right like I well the ones I know are. mentally ill I know they're all [ __ ]. up I know they're medicated to [ __ ] and. then they're on there freaking. themselves out arguing with people all. day I think not only are they medicated. on whatever they're on but also I think. Twitter is a drug I mean you get that.

hit of self-righteous indignation you. get it's like the people who write in to. complain about their Mr good bar being. wrapped weird you know what I mean and. for actors and people in Show Business. it's almost like you're testing yourself. out like writing writing scripts for. yourself yeah to be like a hero in this. scene and like I think a lot of people. need to be heard totally get that that. you know oh yeah that's real too that's. real too I mean there's a real. application for it terms of your ability. to communicate about things and learn.

more about other people's perspectives. if you can cultivate a good group of. humans but if you're famous that's not. tenable like there's there's no there's. too many people if you're if you're. dealing with a product like a Disney. film there just too many people there's. too many people you're never going to be. and you're just going to encounter what. you encounter it's random it's not like. you're getting the the ones from like I. went to Stanford and asked the. psychologist what their opinion on no no. no you're just getting [ __ ] you're.

getting the wildest of wild opinions. from who knows how many different groups. of people yeah and you just whatever you. scroll into that's what you read do you. think there'll be a day where we look. back and we go like remember when you. could just like be on Twitter all day. like is it is it going to be the way we. are with cigarettes now remember you. used to be able to smoke inside you used. to no because people are just going to. keep doing it because it doesn't. physically feel bad even though it is. bad we're really bad at things that. don't like get like burn our fingers.

like ouch we're really bad at just. continuing to do certain things like. like a Twitter type deal or just any. kind of online social interaction is so. different than regular human interaction. that if you get used to doing it all the. time it kind of like reprograms the way. you communicate with people period just. like the new normal yeah you see people. like spill over like Twitter talk spill. over in real life with horrible. consequences it's like my favorite Mike.

Tyson quote is the problem uh with. people today is you can talk [ __ ] and. not get punched in the face yeah and. then you see him talk [ __ ] in person it. doesn't go so well like yeah that's real. I mean you're supposed to have. consequences for your your behavior like. a bunch of my friends that are parents. say that like bullies will come in and. they'll say the craziest [ __ ] just. because they've been on Twitter online. or on those video games where you're. allowed to like talk [ __ ] and then you. go into the real world and it's a little. different yeah there's plenty of those. videos on my Instagram too people. getting [ __ ] up. you know I was thinking about this cuz I. was like is it new that we are able to.

see horrific [ __ ] just like constantly. constantly but I was thinking of like. what are the other like Collective. visual like traumas we've had that we've. seen and I was I'm a little I kind of. missed this a little bit but I remember. hearing about it cuz I had an older. brother remember the Challenger. explosion oh yeah it makes me I've been. trying to write a joke about it that. they rolled in TVs into classrooms to. watch this with the teacher remember. there was like a teacher on it m and. they showed it and everybody just.

watched this teacher explode in the sky. I remember not knowing exactly what was. going on at first going what's what's. happening like why is there like so many. different like there was like one going. this way and one going that way and then. they started talking about oh no uh oh. oh No and then you realize like oh [ __ ]. did that thing blow up cuz do you. remember watching it at first like it. didn't I didn't know exactly what was. happening I watched it recently and kind. of was like I remember watching it like. on the news when I was really young and.

not understanding what was going on can. you pull up the Challenger explosion by. the way that all could apparently could. have been mitigated people knew that. there was problems with the O-rings and. really you got to think how many [ __ ]. people are involved in those things and. how bad the government is at almost. everything yep almost everything they. looked for the teacher it was like this. whole. thing this. GED in.

theat. massion the cheering stops the horror. sinks in seven Americans with the. highest hopes a billion dollars worth of. the highest technology gone in sence the. worst disaster in the US Space Program. ever it's like a jellyfish good evening. this is the CBS Evening News Dan watch. that never before in 25 years of. he's just dead what a weird thing we try.

to do fill giant tubes up with. combustible liquid and then light an. explosion and shoot them up into the. [ __ ] Sky what are the CH get out of. Earth gravity I mean well it's def. definitely worked a gang of times I know. but it's just. like look at the amount of power you're. dealing with though that's what's so. bonkers the amount of thrust that you. need to SC ese our atmosphere and Escape. our gravity it's just so nuts and then.

boom how quick was that did they feel it. nah they might have that was my. obsession I watched a video on the. implosion of the submarine the other day. like Can't Get Enough. what can't get. enough I can't get enough of this thing. I love that billionaires now have to do. broke [ __ ] it's like it makes me all it. makes me think about is gold diggers cuz. like gold diggers now don't even get to. do cool stuff anymore they used to be. like you go to Monaco you go to like you.

know we're going to go to St BS now you. got to get in a summary you got to go. look at a bunch of trash at the bottom. of the ocean who was telling us about. people that are paying to go over to. Russia they're paying to go over to. Ukraine and fight on the front line. they'll let them shoot guns I was. telling us I don't know you don't. remember someone telling them I don't. remember someone telling us maybe. someone told me off air maybe it was a. different thing but they were saying. that they know someone who literally. paid to go and fight for Ukraine against.

Russia they went and they allowed them. to operate guns and [ __ ] I was like what. is see this is why I wanted to bring it. up because I'm like is that a [ __ ]. story but if I if would let you do it. for free say but I think even back then. they're so corrupt that is such a. corrupt country and there's so much. Shady my friend what do you want to do. you have money we give you gun to shoot. at them and then next thing you know. some [ __ ] frat kid whose dad's got an.

oil Baron some rich over there. [ __ ] okay get me out of. hereand Ukraine trying to get content. for his Tik Tok it's just what we need I. think people have done something like. that didn't by the way I think rfk's son. went over to fight rfk's son did go over. to fight I feel like there had to be. like a he didn't tell anyone he just. went over and did it and then came back. like he he didn't even tell is his dad. his dad didn't RFK Jr did not know you.

just show up and you're like hey I'm on. your side I don't know I don't know how. he applied but I think he was in some. sort of Special Forces Group um there. are very rich ukrainians doing this I. don't know if it's like an American okay. maybe that's what it is yeah this. article on NPR says there's like. billionaires that are leading battalions. but they might also have some sort of. training or something like that oh but. isn't that just like the guy that they. blew up. the guy who was on the other side right.

but he he was a billionaire that ran his. own Army the Wagner group yes I'm a. businessman and now I'm a commander of a. military unit in Ukraine like are you. having that much trouble getting chicks. as a billionaire you yeah but that might. be a different thing might be that's the. only thing I was that might be a thing. where he just felt like he has to take. up arms because Russia's invading I get. that by the way I do feel like isn't it. I mean I texted a lot of my friends. about this I'm like it's today the day. like is today the day we're all going to. war like there is a little bit of uh way.

more than ever before way more than I. mean I'm looking at bunkers at 2 a.m. I'm kind of yeah it I mean what is our. if what if draft happens can you imagine. our 18-year-olds going yeah tiktock kids. getting drafted eating Tide Pods going. over there like yeah draft is a real it. would be a real issue with the morale of. this country and the the suspicion of. like the government doing unethical. things and the trust and and whether or. not these kids could even. survive just survive boot camp yeah I.

mean this is survive filling out the. form saying their gender this is the. softest the softest generation that's. ever existed it's scary it's wild how. quickly it happened it really is wild I. mean if this was engineered by Russia. good job they nailed it you [ __ ]. nailed it they nailed it they all. everything that everybody wanted a. complete lack of faith in the government. whoever put round up in the so that. everybody they went you knowof fluide.

yeah yeah the between the fluoride and. the Roundup and all the endocrine. disruptors they did a great job they. turned us into such [ __ ] there's a. few people that are out there fighting. the good fight and trying to resist but. you know ultimately they're outnumbered. I feel like there's yeah I was say I. feel like there's like a backlash. happening you know I feel like it's. interesting like being pregnant you. really I've started getting like. obsessed with you know everything you. put in your body you know and just the. idea of just drinking water is like a. full time job like where am I getting my. water I got it cuz it's either my.

choices are. fluoride or microplastics and I'm not. I'm not having a baby with a small taint. I'm telling you that right now yeah do. you have did you ever check yourself for. phalates while you were [ __ ] no no where. do I do that too late I did the tally. age test the biological age oh phalates. are microplastic it's like chemicals. that leech out of plastics I mean I for. sure got them well everybody has them. way don't yeah there was a study that. they did recently that was like what is. it what was the number like 90 something.

per of people had thetes in their body. something nuts also there's this um this. guy I don't want to uh plagiarize his. work Kashif Khan he wrote that DNA way. book about how their micro uh the. forever chemicals in women's yoga pants. oh right in the crotch it's in. AstroTurf how about [ __ ] baby powder. dude we used to put it in our underwear. before basketball games 50 there's been. 50 ,000 lawsuits uh they've paid I think. over eight or n billion which is.

probably nothing to them but women. getting uh ovarian cancer from uh the T. asbest in it and then also the miners of. the talc yes yeah that's what I was. reading that talc and ASB bestus are. often in the same spot and they don't. filter it out well to what like they. don't even test to see if the tal has. asbest in it sometimes Johnson and. Johnson's gotten away with some wild. [ __ ] well that's a wild one I just how. did they know this is what what I want. to know is did they know like did they.

know that sometimes their tal has as. best as in it it was just too. problematic to sift it out and figure. out what's what what is the deal with. that find out what's the deal with like. I think the minor definitely complain my. guess is it is a similar trajectory to. the oh here it is because talc and his. bestus are minerals found close together. when talc is mined it may contain traces. of his bestas talcum powder still an. ingredient in a number of cosmetic. brands as recently as November of 2020 a. study found that 14% of the to.

containing makeup tested contained. asbestos that's wild can I tell you a. lot of my girlfriends when they act. insane I act I ask a couple questions. like what birth control are you on and. what hair products and makeup are you. using because you're just putting. chemicals and I mean your Skin's your. biggest organ right you're just the. amount of chemicals women just put on. their bodies in their bodies they knew. for decades that bestus lurked in its. baby powder oh my God unreal that's.

crazy this is Reuters I want to say it. was in St Louis but they it was over. 50,000 lawsuits oh my God that's so. crazy Johnson Johnson didn't tell the. FDA that at least three tests by three. different laes from 72 to 75 it founded. bestus in his talc in one case that. levels reported as rather High who says. rather who says rather in that context. that is kind what kind of you know what. kind of numbers are we talking about. they were rather High also and then as.

soon as the Johnson and Johnson vaccine. came out we just flocked like this. that's a trusted name that was the first. one they pulled I did it did you do that. one yeah who knows what's even in my. belly I'm kind of let's think on the. positive side how come in comic books. whenever someone gets like exposure to. radiation or some kind they get. superpowers that's true I got pregnant. at 40 this is a vaccine injury 100%. I isn't it supposed to be the opposite. though supposed to stop women from yeah.

I guess there women were having a lot of. fertility problems and pregnant women. that took it their placentas were. hardening there was a lot of sketchy. stuff happening yo yeah fertility is. going down in a way that's super. alarming do you think people will be. more skeptical of Novel medical. interventions in the future like if. something like this comes up in the. future I don't think people will be as. quick to line up I think fear does wild. stuff to people um yeah but we never had. like that much of a reason to distrust.

the medical establishment as we do now. yeah just like the videos that you could. watch of them saying it's 100% effective. it's 80% effective it's uh pre effective. against preventing severe. hospitalization or death yes I think. that I mean at least the people that I. know are very uh suspicious of stuff. like that but I the thing that really. freaks me out is even natural remedies. are starting to be bought up by these. corporations so you know brags apple. cider vinegar uhuh Bill Gates bought it. oh God Bill Gates now owns one of the.

few. Natural Healthy tonics we had and he's. putting the apples in it with oh the. appeal the appeal the creepy ass oh what. is that that's like a coating that they. spray on the outside of vegetables it's. like some SCH smegma to keep the apples. uh preserved longer is it just apples is. he just so obsessed that he didn't. invent Apple Computers he just like just. poisoning everything apples has to but. yeah it's like to for Costco apples to.

stay fresher longer but what is in it I. would love to know I would love to know. these [ __ ] they can they get. stuff out there before anybody's aware. that these things are a problem and then. like years later you're like what's in. it tal asbest and then you don't find. out till later so it's like talking. about this and just being like being. suspicious about like should apples last. for four weeks I feel like bill needs a. hug like why are you working so hard did. you see the video of him against trees. what Bill Gate look at Bill Gates. against he thinks he should bury all the.

trees he's like I don't plant trees like. he doesn't believe in. trees someone needs to blow this guy I. volunteer's tribute I'll jump on this. grenade I don't know what I mean between. and then I guess he owns half of the. McDonald's uh potatoes for the french. fries Bill Gates gets real about climate. change planting trees is complete. nonsense but the end of the oil and gas. era is finally in sight planting trees. is complete.

nonsense we don't think planting trees. is good aren't planting trees don't they. make oxygen how would it be nonsense to. have something that filters carbon. dioxide and makes oxygen I think he's. done too much of that appeal claim. circling that Microsoft founder Bill. Gates supports chopping down 70 million. Acres of trees but the truth is more. complicated oh oh is it what's. complicated shock there's a video of him. like being very glib about it. yeah promoting deforestation okay cool.

cool cause well I think he kind of wants. to regulate the weather right the. startup company there a unique concept. for the removal of trees to protect. California Forest well there's something. to the removal of dead trees and that's. something that actually Trump talked. about when the wildfires were hitting. California he said he was going to cut. off their funding if they didn't take. care of their forests but I don't think. that's what he's saying no I don't think. that's what he's saying I think he's. saying like what you're supposed to do. is trees do. right and they die and then they fall. and you get deadall and that stuff dries.

out and that stuff becomes highly. flammable so if you got a gang like. there was an issue back a few years ago. there was a thing called The Bark Beetle. do you remember that it was uh up in. like uh what's that Lake Big Bear it's. like up in that area where all my. friends go to. [Music]. relapse no one goes to Big Bear and. comes back so far Big Bear is a crazy. place it is so this uh Beetle was uh. consuming the bark of these trees and.

killing these trees so you had like you. know who knows how many thousands and. thousands of dead trees that were. essentially kindling and so when a. wildfire happened it just burned right. through everything because nobody had. ever removed the dead trees yeah you got. to do that and that's the thing about a. lot of these forests is that if you you. got a lot of but it's also like the. amount of resources involved in removing. all those dead trees who knows how many. like yeah I mean I live in Wildfire land. as you know in Tanga in California and I.

do um like voluntary ewine evacuation. with lafd and they would fight for my. house because I'm kind of right at sort. of the end of like 170 Acres like in a. hollow kind of thing um so they would. just come in and fight so they you know. come over sometimes and I was talking to. one of these firefighters about like you. know like oh the forest fires and he was. like look it's going to get me in some. trouble maybe but he's like look most of. the fires in California are homeless. people but we can't tell people that or. else people would just start taking. baseball bats to homeless people.

constantly you know so it's like a lot. of it is like fires or smoking or or. little campfires yeah. campfires yeah well if your life is so. [ __ ] up that you're you know in a. [ __ ] tent on the middle of a grassy. Hillside and you're doing fenel you're. probably not so responsible with fire. the homeless Camp Wars in Venice where. they were just throwing like Molotov. cocktails at each other just set each. other on fire I mean it was it was the. Gaza Strip there for a minute it's just.

so nuts that it happened so quick so. again Russia good job you guys nailed it. yeah like whatever you did to our. education system whatever you did to. yeah Crush our faith in democracy also. amazing work yeah and just a testament. to how like one sick bill will put you. out like what and people can't afford. housing there's that but it's mostly. mental illness and drug addiction it's. mostly that. there's there's people that are down on. their luck but those people usually find.

a way back it's mental illness for the. most part and drug addiction and you. know and also the community that comes. from a bunch of people that are also. just as [ __ ] up as you people like to. be around if you're a [ __ ] mess you. like to be around other messes you don't. want to be a mess and be around Joo he's. getting up at 4:30 in the morning and. working out and like you you you want to. be a mess around other non- ambitious. people that are just laying around and. that's their Community it's pretty wild. in California you can be homeless I mean.

the homeless people in California. they're not trying they they've got ring. lights they've got cell phones they're. they're getting their morning sunlight. it's not that cold out they it's not. that big a deal they can get a 24-hour. gym membership they're in shape too I. had I had my dude they look great that. gym membership Barefoot they're. grounding in the grass I mean probably. healthier than most of us they're. probably living the lives that we're all. trying to learn to live from these you. know um performers but I got my laptop. stolen out of my car outside the Improv.

on Melrose and um and this guy I I. wasn't going to fight with him about it. but he was like cut he was ripped he. looked great he looked like goggin I me. he looked great you know and it's just. kind of a lifestyle at this point I. don't think they're trying to change it. well also if you steal anything that's. less than $900 they don't even arrest. you that's right with the stores and. stuff is [ __ ] dumbest [ __ ] ever which. and then these Mass lootings where these. kids organized oh yeah that's crazy too. yeah yeah it's like what this is a a.

complete collapse of society that's. happening while while we're here so it's. it's so it's hard to really understand. the scope of it unless you could have. like a go back in time machine and like. see what those same streets looked like. 20 years ago see what these same stores. were like 20 years ago and then see. what's going on now it's like whoa Yep. this is this is like a [ __ ] RoboCop. movie this is something's wrong here. real wrong just gangs of people yeah. organizing to steal p and then what do.

they do they put on eBay they just are. whatever you got to do man I mean it's. like with what's going on in this. country I'm always like I'm almost like. good for you guys go good for you to. steal my laptop my that I didn't want. what do you say some good jokes in there. good for you one time uh uh Janine garal. was on stage and um she goes yeah I lost. my um my joke notebook in St Louis uh so. if you see anyone bombing around town. let me know. there is something when you lose. something that has jokes in it where.

you're like I just want that back. because I don't want people to see my. jokes in progress how embar oh yeah. that's true too or the just the notes. like yeah you know it would it would be. be evidence in a crime I'm like I'm. definitely going to jail if anybody sees. my joke notebook it would be like one of. them physics papers though like where. you like I don't know what they're. writing yeah. exactly arrows pointing to dicks and. that's arrow pointing to clouds I have. been kind of writing in a notebook. recently jokes because like you know you.

get on your computer and then you get a. popup at you get a want to go you're. like know I'll just research this and. then you're in like a wormhole of Disney. dicks for two hours you know so I've. started writing more and I've got this. joke notebook and I'm like God but I. don't have my name on it or anything. anymore you don't want to lose it well. yeah I mean it's a portrait of insanity. do you take photos of each page I should. do that yeah that's really smart then. you can just open them up spread them. you can read it ah sometimes I'll do it. like in my notes app like right jokes. out and stuff yeah you know there's some. applications that will TR take written.

handwriting and convert it into text. that's really smart I know that um. remarkable that tablet thing does that. it'll do that for you you ever seen that. tablet it's pretty cool it's a a tablet. that it looks like a Kindle so it looks. like white paper and you write on it. with like a with a pen stylist oh and. then you get with with a stylus you know. but you have multiple pag. so you write like that and it looks like. paper but then it'll convert it to text.

for you it convert it to a type font. that's. crazy but the thing is it's like you. could have a thousand pages in that easy. you know can you easy with it that. that's cool you could have little. folders and all sorts of different. things with it I'm kind of like I don't. know I'm a little old school like I like. having a piece of paper and tearing it. out before I go stage and put in my. pocket and have I don't know there's. just still a little attachment well they. say that there's something and I wonder. if it would be the same on a tablet but. they do say there's something when you.

physically write something down it's. better for your memory yep yeah part of. writing it out is just remembering it I. think for me you know and then I'll say. it like I saw Jay-Z somewhere say if you. say something 18 times in a row you'll. remember it whether that's true or not. like that's his process and then I kind. of started doing that well he famously. doesn't write his his wraps down that's. wild yeah he keeps it all in his head. that's insane it's pretty wild pretty. genius but I know a lot of comics who do. that really yeah there's a lot of comics.

who don't write at all they have they. could go on stage do an hour and a half. and it's all in their head yeah I'm. trying to get better at that I'm trying. to get better at that I think there's. two both things are good I think a lot. of those Comics probably would be. benefit from writing too probably get. some extra bits yeah like I'll sometimes. like it drives me nuts when I I'll come. I'll try to come up with stuff on stage. or allow myself but if I don't record it. I'm like ah [ __ ] like I was so in the. moment like I work so hard to be pres. and I'm like I don't remember any of it. did you do bottom of the barrel Tuesday.

night dude I had the best time I had. never done it before and it was like I. kind of feel like you'll have a better. metaphor for this but it's almost like. you know doing fat man is like you know. doing your cardio writing jokes is like. you know you're you know lifting and. then bottom of the barrel is like. stretching or something like it should. should be a part of what you do as a. comic it's good to just on a tight rope. you know and not having any idea where. you're going with things and then.

totally going the wrong way and trying. to bail yourself out and I got like. three things out of it yeah you're just. like jumping off a cliff and flying and. sort of cuz I think that I get a little. bit after I have a special come out I. start going okay my next special's going. to be about this and then I kind of like. have the tunnel vision about what the. theme is going to be right and someone. just Hamas Christmas was literally one. of them it was like to just Riff on that. like I never would have thought to write. about that cuz I like oh too t touch you. to this it makes you braver and um and.

it was like a muscle I hadn't flexed in. a really long time it's also a unique. situation because the audience knows. that you're doing it and you are clearly. reaching and you're not preparing at all. you're reaching into this thing you're. pulling out this piece of paper and. there's this moment where you might have. something on that yeah you know like oh. yeah you know yeah Christmas with the. relatives or oh whatever it is yeah. totally you're like oh okay and then. they get to see this process of you. [ __ ] around yeah it just was it and.

also I think sometimes you get into this. whether it's feedback from the Internet. or from other people when people kind of. tell you what kind of comic you are. you're kind of like Ah that's not a. topic I would do that's a topic Tim. would Dillan would do that's and then. I'm kind of like no I could totally. weigh in on that right but like I don't. only have to talk about relationships or. being a woman like oh that worked and it. also get you out of whatever might be. rigid in like this the worst when you. see a comic they have a theme and. they're kind of rigid with it and like. and you feel like oh man you'd be you.

should be a little more loose' be more. fun to watch you know like you're a. little too buttoned down with this thing. yeah and it also was like you know the. topics were so incendiary and Wilds you. know to just the permission from the. audience like go there yeah like go. don't like don't hold back don't censor. yourself it was just like oh okay you. guys want me to go here right and like. it's just this like really cool like. jump kind of it's also there's 110. people there you know it's it's small.

that room is is my favorite it's a great. little room the fact that you made I. mean I was thinking about this last. night when I was like how does a club. that's only what two years old not even. it's not even a year old feel like it. has so much history I know and like Soul. well I think it's cuz the building I. think I think there's a reality about. buildings and that's a 1927 theater and. I think there's something about old. buildings they I think memories are like. legitimately burned into objects that's. fascinating I think I'm not 90% sure I.

think this idea that things don't have. uh something that's akin to. Consciousness I think it's arrogant that. that building I know it's like wishful. thinking cuz it's my place and all that. jazz but when we opened it I felt like. it was happy we were there I felt like. even when I looked at it even when I. looked at I felt like it was talking to. me like when I was going through it and. like trying to figure out how I do this. and do that I'm looking around at it it. was like come on let's do it what was.

that um documentary ages ago called what. the bleep do we know yeah and remember. the particles were in the water and when. they were nice to it the particles. changed and when they were mean to it I. think the particles you know there is. yeah I don't know if that's real that. guy also ended up in the Nexium cult so. yeah there was also another person that. was talking during that I think she. calls herself ramp. and she's channeling like a. thousand-year-old alien or something so.

like her real name is different but when. she talks she talks in this wonderful. way okay and it's she's channeling yeah. yeah yeah so there's a lot of wacky [ __ ]. in that. film okay so they were doing the secret. got it um but there's just this feeling. and it's the way you've decorated the. place the people you've chosen to be. there it just it feels like it's it. feels like sound corny It Feels Like. Home yeah well that's what we want. we tried to we did everything we could. to make it as comfortable for comedians.

as possible and as much fun and to help. promote the art form and help promote. upand cominging artists that's the big. one it's like everyone who works there. as a door person they all audition with. their acts the people that are uh going. up on Open Mic nights they have two. nights of Open Mic nights to go up. Monday and Tuesday dude the guy was it. miles was Miles I've see miles. destroying in the little boy and then. the next day I walked in and he was the. door guy and I was like you were the guy.

I could hardly follow last night like. yeah it's nice it's and I think my. biggest concern when you were building. and I was like what if Joe doesn't like. running a business it's just like a. hassle like having him it's just like a. hassle having employees and they want to. do other things you know what I mean but. like everyone is like part of this. Mission there everyone feels like a. family no one feels like they're just. like there to be get some cash like I. think everybody realizes it's a very. special thing that we've been able to. put together and the the fact that the. idea to put it together was really just.

to make it wasn't like a business idea. like this would be a great way to make. money it would was the opposite it's. like I just don't want to lose any money. but let's put together this B business. let's put together this Center this one. Hub where comedians can just be free. have fun and feed off of each other and. and bang joke ideas around with each. other in the The Green Room and you know. and watch each other do sets from the. balcony watching you and I mean being in.

the green room and like cuz I mean look. sometimes you're kind of in a lot of. clubs you're in a hallway and there's. like people coming by and the way that. you've like really incubated comedians. so that they like feel safe and feel. like you know they can be themselves. especially before they go on stage like. you know Ron White came off stage and he. had just done this bit and he was trying. to explain why it didn't go how he. wanted to. go watching Ron White a joke not go well. for the first time in 30 years was funny. to watch itun like I just bombed for the.

first time and his [ __ ] his complete. accepting of the bombing like the way he. was saying that [ __ ] joke didn't get. a single laugh they all. agreed and we were trying to tell him. like I don't understand why you thought. that was funny well clearly you were. right he told the joke and Joe goes yeah. I would have advised you get doing that. joke but then we came up with.

alternative ways to do that joke where. were ridiculous and then you like went. into this whole other thing and like. basically I just watched you put a whole. chunk together you know and like we were. all just there like just supporting each. other and kind of like writing and. everything's like you know it's the best. feeling in the world when you're sitting. around a bunch of people you know you. can't hurt their feelings you know. you're not you're not walking on. eggshells and you can just and you you. know you're around a place of mhm that's. it that's it and just like like just go.

for it everybody there's no tension in. that room zero everybody's smiling zero. we're so lucky the best I feel so lucky. sometimes like it's just I look forward. to it so much it's like medicine when. I'm not there for a few weeks and then I. come back to town and hanging out in the. green room again everybody's like hey. you built this thing though and there's. also it made me realize like you have to. be around the absence of something to. realize there was a presence of. something else that became so normal is. there's an absence of predatory. energy I know that might sound weird but.

like the comics the for whatever. nobody's trying to get something from no. one's trying to get you on their podcast. no one's kind of just trying to get near. you no one's trying to get a picture. with you there's just this agreement. we're just here to get better yeah and. we're just we're a family in here and. we're not like trying to do anything. except get better at comedy right. there's always that weird moment where. someone like weasles into your. conversation at the store and you don't. know who that person is and hey I'd love. to talk to you about this project and. you're like or there's just a feeling of.

like this feels like work for some. reason we're just faking it's also the. Hollywood environment too because. everybody kind of has that attitude all. day long how can you help me how can you. that's a it's a transaction existence. and these people are always looking to. make these transactions and move up the. social ladder and there was also a. really cool thing the last couple nights. I went up in the um little boy both. nights and uh talked to a couple people. in theice audience there were like four. people each night that were in from. Australia just to come to the Mother.

Ship wow they came just to come for the. week to come to all the shows there was. another guy one of the guys that came. from Australia he did a road trip in. America and I was like oh what's your. trip and he was like I went to Austin. Ohio and New York W that's America. that's pretty much America there was no. depends on what part of Ohio there was. no it was like a family like a family. thing or something like that but he no. Disneyland in Florida no univers studios. in La it was just Austin Ohio New York I.

thought that was really cool that it. must be wild to go from one country if. you've never been to America and you see. the just a diff it's basically Europe. there's different countries here every. state feels like a different country. it's a different country New York is. such a different country than Texas LA. California is so different than Texas La. is also so different that like la like. feels like a weird simulation now like I. don't when's the last time you were on. Sunset at Boulevard it's been a few. months but the last time I was there I. was like Jesus this is weird it feels.

different House of Blues is gone it. feels like it's a it could fall apart at. any minute it feels like something could. go sideways at any minute and no one's. going to stop it and it's just riant. upon the good nature of people it just. doesn't seem like people have as much. restraint anymore it's just people are. more desperate there's more tension and. anger I mean so many people lost. everything during those two years that's. right so many people that's right so. many people and the business that was.

somewhat functioning you know Hollywood. didn't work for two and then I mean. because people think about Hollywood and. they think about the annoying actors and. the you know writers and the producers. and the directors but it's mostly crew. guys it's mostly the electric guys the. camera guys they're making $100 a day. Max and they live out in Santa Clarita. like those are the ones that just truly. will never come back right and then this. last strike put another [ __ ] nail in. that that's right cuz both strikes to. not be in production for four years. basically I mean the city's been. disembowelled yeah they were talking.

about just how much the strike cost Los. Angeles just a strike it's billions yep. and a lot of production actually get. ready you left Hollywood Tred to escape. and it's coming to Austin is it really. they're doing a lot of like like the the. film tax credit thing um I think Bast. strip which by the way is awesome have. you been out to Bast beautiful Ryan. holiday uh has his podcast out there he. bought like a bookstore it looks like. Mayberry it's like this strip of like a. saloon and a bookstore and like a it's.

so cute um but bastri did I don't. remember what the TV show was called. that shot there it had Elizabeth Olsen. and it's supposed to be really good but. um and there's a couple other towns that. are building Studios out here uh I know. sorry coming to get you they'll come. yeah they'll ruin it but I don't think. they'll ever turn it into Hollywood no. no no no no no what that thing was was a. place that was created essentially when. they realized that it never rains they.

said oh we could film here all the time. and so they just started moving. everything out there and Johnny Carson. moved out there and all these different. things happened and they're doing all. these movies and then the people that. wanted to be famous moved out there too. and even if they didn't make it in Show. Business they became dentists they. became doctors they became those people. populated the area so there's like an. ethic like a way of thinking in that. area which prioritize Fame above. everything and everyone that has other.

jobs there they're just trying to get a. reality show about their job that's true. too so I had a shoulder injury and I got. this massage person you know to come. help like stretch it out whatever and. third or fourth session he comes he's. like hey I'm shooting a Sizzle reel for. what it's like to be a celebrity. masseuse will you be on it I'm like what. can you just I had a personal trainer. who got a show at Netflix about being a. trainer I'm like can anyone just do what. they do without the end goal actually. trying to be famous well how about I'm a. celebrity masseuse can I get a Sizzle.

reel what the [ __ ] are you talking about. I don't know how to break it to you get. famous for giving back rubs like what. are you talking about truly a celebrity. massuse I know it's just everybody's. trying to get famous and whatever. vocation they're doing is just to try to. get famous at that I want to be a famous. interior designer I want to be a famous. dentist I want to be a Hollywood. something but also if you want to be. more successful and get more clients. that is the way to it I mean if you're. utilizing social media like if you're a. trainer and you look awesome you're.

going to get a lot of clients on social. media just from that it's it's actually. a good marketing move but yeah it also. has that gravity of possible YouTube SL. Tik Tok SL whatever Fame and then you. say okay I can make a living off of this. yeah there's just a you know I don't. know I think for me it's like what we do. is like you know I was talking to um uh. one of your guys out front and you know. being a comedian it's weird because it's. like there's a point where you go like. now that I'm having a kid and I'm kind. of like oh you can't undo Fame like you.

can't n undo that and I remember you. could fade away you can fade away you. can become Irrelevant for sure yeah um. but especially this day and age you have. to fight so hard to probably stay famous. but um it's kind of like it's one of. those things I remember uh uh Bill. Murray said one time someone asked him. like uh do you hate being famous or. something and he goes what I would say. to people that want to be famous is try. getting rich and see if you still need. to get famous. which I kind of liked cuz sometimes. you're like no I just want to be able to. pay my bills but as a comic I remember.

thinking like no you have to get famous. for people to buy tickets there's no way. otherwise like I got to get a sitcom so. people know me and then they're going to. come see me do standup I was just. talking to Bert and he was he ran into a. group of comedians that aren't doing so. well and aren't selling tickets in the. road and they were asking to go with him. and this and that and you know and he's. like oh Jesus like it's not easy for. everybody there's some people that for. whatever reason they never marketed. themselves very well they never got the. attention they felt like they should.

have deserved and now they're in their. 50s and they can't sell out a club and. they're [ __ ] and they can't make a. living so they're not paying their rent. and it's like it's not good yeah I mean. it's it's a tricky one and like not to. like plug I the special coming out and I. know you and Matt R talked about ofv. it's the only fans the TV section where. I'm doing uh their first special but. they're doing remember like live at. Gotham remember there was like evening. at The Improv there used to be specials.

for Comics that couldn't get the Netflix. special couldn't necessarily do the hour. if you were maybe like a quote middle. class comedian you could at least get. screen time or get a good tape you could. go on F or whatever but you could. headline at an a road club that like. doesn't exist anymore you know so it's. cool that they're actually doing that so. that Comics that can't necessarily get. the hour special or sellout clubs can at. least get some kind of TV exposure. because comic Central is just like a a a. Squarespace at this point it's just like. a plugin I don't even know how to get it. yeah it isn't it quickly how that.

dropped off from relevancy wild like it. used to be the most important thing to. get on as and that was just 10 years ago. 2013 that was 10 years ago it was very. important to get on Comedy Central like. oh my God they had South Park they had. this they had that Chappelle Show I mean. [ __ ] and you could have a set from live. at Gotham you could have your half hour. premium blend they'd put it on the. Improv and you would you know be able to. sell out a couple nights and then you. could do local radio Y which doesn't.

really Exmore either yeah remember you. would go in early to Chicago to do man. cow y or whatever whatever yeah yeah I I. used to enjoy those and that's one of. the reasons why I started doing a. podcast I I used to think boy I would. love to do a radio show but who the [ __ ]. is going to pay me to do a radio show. like I'd ruin it I'd say something. stupid I you know there's it wouldn't. work you'd have to take notes you'd have. to well I'd have to show up I couldn't. swear you know there was that's the. weird thing.

like you think about the the rulings. that they had on radio and how there's. none on the internet that is crazy to. think on the radio yeah you're at 5 a.m. yeah if you said [ __ ] you were in. trouble God if you said [ __ ] the radio. station would get fined like they could. get find hundreds of thousands of. dollars like the stern things that. happened during the B Bush. Administration like people forget but. there was no internet there was just.

Stern and he was the only one like that. that was just this Wild Boy on the radio. in the morning and everybody tuned in to. see what the [ __ ] is he going to say and. during the Bush Administration because. he was like pretty critical of the Bush. Administration they went after him and. they finded his radio station that I. think they found find the company. somewhere in the the millions but don't. you think that more they find him it's. kind of like the more when they try to. cancel comedians the more successful. they get it's like the more he just got.

more more he was already huge but I. think it was very touch and go for. freedom of speech yeah because they were. just making these claims about certain. things being obscene and you know but. meanwhile that is I mean there were porn. stars queefing on yeah normal stuff but. like online now that's nothing you think. about no one's trying to shut down. Instagram but I watched two people get. murdered this morning while I was taking. a [ __ ]. two different. people but I feel like YouTube is. starting to age restrict and um I've got.

a couple things for my podcast age. restricted because we said porn star. people are saying corn star now which. seems corn star seems way dirtier to. trick the algorithm in vaccine you say. you can't even say the jab anymore I. don't know I think Russell bran figured. out something to say if you say vaccine. they'll Special Sauce yeah they'll. demonetize you or they'll Special Sauce. yeah because they do use it they use a. machine like some sort of machine. learning that picks up it's not like a.

individual reviews every single podcast. right right but you can ask for a review. if they decide that it's demonetized but. they also kind of weaponize that it. seems like that demonetization is a. strategy to make you self-censor yep. 100% And age restricting like to put in. your age and all that is such a hassle. but I know that I think me Theo Santino. Bobby we all we bleep the first 10. minutes of curse words m H interesting. you kind of have to when uh we left uh. YouTube When We announced that we were.

going over to spotified one of the first. things that happened is YouTube stopped. demonetizing us completely they just. said okay well he's not going to be here. for very much longer he's only over. three more months let's make all the. money we didn't get right it wasn't not. the case like did we get any demonetized. when did we make this switch we don't. that's what it seemed like happened but. you know what no one officially said. that or did that or anything like that. what a diplomatic answer good job and. they're trying say it's to protect kids. which I'm all about protecting kids but. doesn't YouTube have their own kids.

channel kids tube or something yeah the. thing is like people don't pay attention. to what the [ __ ] kids are watching so. it's like we're doing the job of the. parents that's right do you remember. when the YouTube had that problem. because there was cartoons that that. seemed like regular kid cartoons but. then they would get like really violent. and like Mickey Mouse would get super. drunk and hit people over the head with. bottles do you know that I mean half of. porn now is like Shrek getting blown by. Elsa from Frozen really yes but also we.

grew up on like Ren and Stimpy and like. beis and Butthead I mean that [ __ ] was. Bonkers wild yeah but did you were you. aware of that whole uh Trend where there. was this like so like say if a kid was. watching YouTube and you're watching. some cartoons these people who made. these cartoons and I think they rooted. out a lot of them and got rid of them. but these people that made these. cartoons they would figure out a way to. get into that algorithm so that the kids. it would just play the next video and. then play the next video and then they. would play one of these and one of these.

videos it was always weird it's like. someone someone would always get drunk. someone would fall down break their head. open there would be blood everywhere it. was really weird is it like people. trying to like psychologically harm kids. or is it just a I don't know what they. were doing but they were cartoons that. seemed to be like regular kids cartoons. but they would follow a very specific. pattern there was always a broken bottle. there always a lot of blood but it was. like Mickey Mouse and [ __ ] Goofy and. [ __ ] A for instance this is not like a.

well-known one I just picked one but. this is It's like a bunch of known. characters doing a bunch of weird [ __ ]. yeah but this is like liveaction it's. just what some of them were 100% right. this channel has 700,000 followers but. what's the 6.7 million views on this. video what it would fall into the it's. honestly it's just algorith they were. like manipulating the algorthm they're. just trying to benefit click off of a. kid watching Frozen or Elsa or. Spider-Man or the Joker or anything and.

it would just hope that one of these. would eventually fall in there so. they're baiting kids with the iconic kid. just watching it all day long the amount. of times the kids would watch Disney ch. or Nickelodeon it's kind if you're you. want to watch Elson from Frozen they. don't know what this is b or not but. this doesn't seem as [ __ ] up 100% this. was but it just started people started. getting crazier with it and crazier with. it and crazier with it then you would. find some weird I think people were. making uh claims that there was and um. like child porn stuff was getting mixed. in here not fully on YouTube but it was. get it was definitely there were videos.

crossing a line like I have friends that. used to when I almost did this uh when I. was struggling for money back in the day. uh you put up like football games or. clips from football games up you know. they're going to get taken down but you. can get like you know quick you know. 50,000 views or something you know what. I mean just like NFL they're going to. take it down but it's enough to get a. check I think they catch it faster but. that feels like what that is too right. it's definitely a strategy it's just. people you can sit at home and find a. way to get money off of this system. because there's so many holes because. you know it's just going to pop up and a.

kid it's going to say suggested for you. the kid's going to pop click on it and. you're going to get paid Jamie what were. those cartoons have they rooted out all. those cartoons are they gone I mean you. know what I'm talking about right look. I'm just I just clicked on a different. one look at the screen like right below. it is is the Elsa Spider-Man cartoon. thing it's cartoon hookups there you go. this is all this is 600,000 people on. this this channel this has a million. views seven years ago it's all just. finding. Spider-Man have sex look at ela's TI. should not look like that bouncing a lot.

I see the whiskey in the corner Batman's. sad uhoh Batman in black face offensive. this this is easier to make than the. live action one cuz one person can make. this instead of you needing seven actors. to get together like some kid in. Pensacola made this most likely I mean I. don't know for sure but but the the. weird ones were kids cartoons that were. cartoons like Bugs Bunny and Mickey. Mouse you remember what I'm talking. about which pretty violent. this is just an extension of this was a. very deep network of all sorts of weird. stuff a lot of those are probably now. taken down this was six or seven years.

ago I'm sure they've done some work to. let see if you can find any of those old. cartoons cuz they were so weird it. didn't make sense like I'm surprised. that they don't have more parental. controls on YouTube not that I'm. advocating for but it must be a. nightmare to be a parent we just think. about the sheer number of people that. are posting things every minute of every. day all over the world I mean the volume. article from 2017 what is going on. Spider-Man and Elsa have taken over. YouTube and it's confusing yeah yeah if.

you're a kid and you just watched. Spider-Man you're just going to Google. it all day the videos are gone though. this going to be the thing but this kind. of makes more sense to me because it's. like those two things were very popular. at the time there you go wait it said. getting them having them get buried. alive there's an ungodly nightmare. depicting everything from characters. being buried alive to peeing on each. other what sick okay see these videos. are all gone is oh videos are removed. they've definitely probably created a. team to get rid of them this created. such a problem for them six seven years. ago that makes sense this was part of an.

adpocalypse it like apocalypse 2 I think. is what happened with this apocalypse. one was a whole different thing same. reason they're an adult ones it keeps. them glued to the screen yeah it's just. praying on kids w wow the whole thing is. very strange but it's also that's what. happens when you have these platforms. where anybody can post anything and then. people try to figure out a way to. manipulate it what's the best way to get. people to pay attention your stuff so. the people that work there are. constantly just whacka trying to get the. toxic stuff down look how many people.

are doing these prank videos they go up. to people and prank them and just just. to try to get reactions people getting. shot see that guy that got shot in the. mall no some guy wouldn't stop [ __ ]. with this dude the guy just pulls out a. gun and shoots yes I did see that I was. going to say malls seems like the most. dangerous place to be at this point. remember Mall when we just walk around. malls for 5 hours as teenagers no money. malls were like the playground for. teenagers now it's just smashing crabs. people getting shot I've showed you this. before but it's it's gotten way worse uh.

on Twitch which is supposed to be for. video games you know like watch people. play video games maybe talk and do some. interviews or podcasts they expanded it. into this area now called pool's hot. tubs and beaches and as you can see it's. just mostly 100% girls just sitting at a. pool hot tub or Beach mostly naked. mostly on their knees and most of this I. found out after watching it for a little. bit doing some research uh they're just. leading their to their only fans account. look at this one yoga workout time look. at the pose yeah I'm doing yoga the one.

the corner yoga look at my ass it's yoga. yeah there's body painting that goes on. where they're literally just like all. about butt naked with a little bit of. pain cover and the the the proper nipple. areola area sure there's a lot of gals. that are making a Liv and doing this. stuff these days yep like way more than. never. before I mean the pandemic working at. Walgreens the pandemic is when it really. hit hard you know I mean I can't say if.

I was 22 if I was 22 if I was 22 I don't. know what I would I don't know what I. would there doing yoga in my underwear. if if if that's all I had to do if only. fans was around when I was 22 I don't. know if I wouldn't be doing yoga and. with rap the thing is if you get in that. like there's two arguments right if you. get in in that ecosystem. and that's what you do for money now and. you start making a lot of money you're. going to get very accustomed to making a.

lot of money so if an office job comes. up and the field of your choice and and. then they have to go hey Whitney can you. come in the office we just discovered. your uh twitch underwear page tricky and. um tricky what what's going on here y. you you represent this company and we. sell air conditioning units it's like. you can't be and you you might literally. like not be able to get a regular job. anymore that's probably true um it's a. but then here's the other thing if you. do get a regular job like what are you.

doing it for you're doing it for money. right can't you make way more money. showing your [ __ ] yeah. so I mean the heartening thing actually. about only fans is a lot of it is like. women breastfeeding oh boy a lot of. that's taken over in imagine if you. could have an image you know how you. could see likes and Views what if there. was an image of every guy jerking off to. you breastfeeding just like you could. just pop up into a window and see like a. thousand squares like what yeah I mean. it's kind of there's something wholesome. about it and also it feels like there's.

this I don't know at least on only fans. what I've seen because also I have an. only fans account that's just for jokes. so instead of dirty photos and dirty. videos it's just dirty jokes a lot of. Like Comics are starting to make money. on there just put your jokes on there. that you'll get canceled for saying it. on Twitter do it it's kind of like. patreon or whatever right cuz there's a. lot of people that are like influencers. and and um chefs and stuff like that on. only fans now making money on there the. way you would on patreon but it's. interesting because remember like porn. you used to develop a relationship with.

one porn star like there's a lot of guys. that kind of are monog want to be. monogamous with their person and that's. part of the reason these women are. making so much money they get tips they. have like like Angela White she came on. my podcast her biggest Money Maker is. dming with men and sending them. customized videos men want to be shrunk. and for her to put them in her pocket. and she just sends a. video of her putting the man in her. pocket is that a oh remember that LP.

video with Pam Anderson when we were. younger is that some weird fantasy back. to that you make make me completely I. think sometimes she eats them for a. little more I think she'll eat them but. it's like a lot of it seems like it's. not just cuz you can find butth holes. and crazy sex anywhere on PornHub it's. just some weird fetish remember that. it's like that exact thing and she. shrinks him down she goes into Photoshop. she's very Savvy with the photo shop. shrinks them and then puts them in her. pocket and that's it okay so it's pretty.

wild I don't know I mean it seems like. there's like a I think there's some men. on there that kind of don't want to just. see some stranger CU also you go on. PornHub and all these you're like I. don't know how old this person is I. don't it's a lot of step brother and. steps I don't know what I'm looking at. you know I'd rather kind of see a woman. breastfeeding so I know that she's you. know yeah well there's got to be weird. Kinks outside of just like regular sex. stuff like how many guys like to get. their ball stomped on what is that what.

is that I don't know that can't be good. I think some of it is. CEOs I think there's being denigrated. being. humiliated I think there's some of these. guys that are the head of these giant. corporations and they're under so much. crazy stress and they uh they take some. sort of jolly and getting kicked in the. nuts and told what to do like. dominatrixes they'll tell you they they. deal with these like high stress guys. that. buses I have a friend that did that for. a while uh she sold she would send guys. this one guy photos of her feet but she.

would demand like money from him that's. what he was into like send me $100 right. now kind of thing and then she would uh. insult him she would just go to his. house and insult him while he would jerk. off yeah they called them. humiliatrix yes yeah like. okay cool I mean I'm encouraged by how. popular mil porn is that's very. promising it's very promising mils can. keep it together these days it used to. be they didn't lift weights they didn't.

take care of the nutrition they didn't. lift weight so they hit a certain point. in time and you know yeah and then there. was the mils that were like they had. that much sand left in The Hourglass and. so they were really horny like they knew. they only had like that much more time. where men found them desirable. interesting yeah I didn't know if it was. that because I remember you remember. when I made that robot for uh one of my. specials I went down to the robot making. factory and they told me the most. popular requests for the sex doll. nipples were large and brown like the.

nipple being like almost as big as the. boob and dark which is what happens when. you breastfeed your nipples get darker. so I thought it was some primordial o. could be about like dark nipples or. something right it could be it's like a. maternal thing. mm or you or people are just guys are. watching miln to be like is that what my. wife's supposed to look like maybe just. comparing I don't know yeah but it's. it's always heartening when you go on a. p site and mil is number one I'm like. yeah Well's generally the mil [ __ ] the.

stepson that's a lot of it it's like. that's what is that well the dad is an. [ __ ] he was a shitty dad he was never. home he was mean and then he gets rid of. the mom and gets this new hot monster. that lives in his house that's just a. [ __ ] addict and then are we running out. of taboos guys are we running out of. when did Sex get so boring guys well. that's the most likely one cuz you. couldn't do it the other way I guess you. could but it'd be way creepier yeah yeah. you know if it was a stepdad and the.

daughter really creepy I'm good on that. but right isn't it funny they do that I. know they do that but isn't it funny. that the stepdad and the daughter creeps. me out but the stepson's like ha for. some reason for some reason what is that. it's like if you were to do like. Professor student you'd be like GH but. if it's like teacher and you're like and. guy you're like oh good for him yeah. I know it's a tough one yeah but it's. just we don't worry about boys the way. we worry about girls that's what it is.

I've been trying to write a bit about. this for so long and i' I think there's. a lot of reasons I can't crack it but it. is really like when boys get molested. nobody cares nope well they do if they. get melested by men then it's murderers. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and. if like an actress in La gets hugged too. long in a Christmas party like we shut. down variety right page we March the. highways are shut down down like. everyone like gets fired it's. interesting it's and then there's also.

that some women particularly in. Hollywood they use seduction to. ingratiate them with people they will. flirt with people to get closer to. producers and and that's one of the. reasons why you know who was the famous. one that Tarantino told us about that. had a bed in his office where he would. bed starlets and this was like you know. back in the day in the early movie. business um uh for who it was Hitchcock. no I don't believe so he definitely but.

I'm sure it was a common practice I. think all those Studio heads and all. those. Executives like Harvey Weinstein was. just one of many of that's how they did. it like you you got jobs if you blew. guys and there was a lot of girls that. were willing to do that and the the real. actresses would frown upon it and they'd. be mad but a lot of times they'd be. boxed out and we heard those stories. yeah. um I told you at that time Harvey. Weinstein came to The Comedy. Store no he didn't he came to The Comedy.

Store who's came in the main room and I. left and the manager at the time called. me and he's like Harvey Weinstein came. to see you you need to come back here. right now and the only reason I didn't. go back is because I I was like no he. saw me in like good lighting like I. don't want to I don't want to come back. but that's hilarious like miss my window. yeah yeah you got lucky yeah you dodged. that one I mean it is wild though like. how I mean when I first moved to LA. people would go oh yeah you got to sleep. har like it was just like people just. said it like it was like Ellen's mean.

like everyone just said. it like Ellen's mean and Harvey. Weinstein you have to he has to rape you. for you get a job and you're like cool. let me know but he made deals with. people right like where he really did. follow up on his deal you want an. Oscar yeah you know cuz Oscars are all. bought you know it's a lot of money to. win an. Oscar is it really bought how much of. it's bought I mean. mean Jamie help I mean it it's I haven't. bought one myself it's pretty expensive.

from what I understand I mean you do. also have to campaign you have to go to. these nursing homes because the voters. are in nursing I don't know how it works. now I think they've kind of you know I. mean George Lopez is on the board now so. I don't know exactly is he really well. yeah they really wanted to make a big. you know diversity push for the board of. the Oscars like South. Park make it a girl and make her gay so. funny but is it's a big campaign you. have to put to buy all these ads you. have to you know yeah expens it's funny.

how that's still a big deal awards for. art I was thinking about this of um the. new special I did I'm probably going to. get in a bunch of trouble because they. only fans TV did let me yell about trans. people for 30 minutes but um now that. Ellen pagee is a trans man can she win. an Oscar if she was emotional in a role. or is that. cheating. huh well she's still a tiny man you know.

like so it's going to be difficult for. her but if she can C she he if he can. cry on Q is it cheating is it cheat is. it like depends on what hormones yeah. like if he's jacked up on testosterone. okay so should we have to do that kind. of testing the same way you would test. an athlete who is about to compete. against. biological females you know it's also. interesting if you become a trans man. you're allowed to be like as manly as.

possible and if you become a transom. you're allowed to go full ho you have to. look celebrate yeah they celebrate these. embracing of gender Norms of gender. ideals they celebrate it when when. you're trans yeah I make fun of all my. like the trans girlfriends I have I'm. like you know that women wear pants. right like you know women we don't have. to dress like Boop like why why are you. wearing cat ears they're trying so hard. but I think it's also it's like if. you're trying to make up for lost time.

it's like okay maybe you wanted maybe. you wanted to be a girl when you were. like eight so you're dressing the way. you you know like in a princess costume. right for 25 years you held it back yeah. my thing is like if you're going to. transition to a woman in 2023 you need. to look like one of the boys from. stranger things like this is how we. tress now right we dress like bul now. but they can't because it's got to be. clear what you're doing yeah you can't. have no makeup up on his short hair like. what. mhm you have to really like indicate it. a little more the Elliot page one when.

he got fake abs is the wildest one is. that like a surgery for fake abs yeah. they do surgery for fake abs now they. give you AB implants I bet you could get. nual too you know how like you know how. when um some uh people will neuter their. dogs oh they give him fake balls but. give him fake balls you probably get. those too I guess you could have you. seen the pictures of the fake abs you. got to see this no cuz it's so crazy. because it would be like someone who. only did situps with like a weighted.

vest on and dumbbells and like uh. reverse squats you would have to do like. hardcore ab exercises to develop a core. like this and it's also no trans men. transition to like a dad. bod I guess same Chaz Bono oh that's a. good point yeah that's a good point but. but so if you get fake a is it like calf. implants yeah and what happens if you. actually start working they're hard as a.

rock it's not hard as a rock but it's. like there there's a implant like a. titty implant that's under there that. accentuates the area where you would. have extraordinary abdominal muscles. okay show show the picture of ellia page. okay and it's just like a what 100% it's. not real okay because here's the thing. when you look at the rest that one's one. but the one out in the light that you. showed the first photo uhuh like those. are giant ab muscles wow like to have ab.

muscles like that you would have. shoulder muscles you'd have arm muscles. but he doesn't have either of those he. got armpit hair is that a merkin or can. you grow those you can grow those oh wow. yeah but like those abs are crazy wild. you would you would have to be like. doing some serious [ __ ] situps to. develop abs like that that's super. intense cuz even if you're just flexing. like holding it for the camera with good. lighting like those are extraordinary. yeah to have them like cut in like that.

the rest of your body doesn't have any. muscle development I think that's a. before picture yeah that makes sense. that's. skinny and then on the right one look at. that those are giants how is there. already a surgeon that does this you. know mean they've been doing it for a. while have they yeah AB implants you. could see some hard nightmare story AB. implants where they look super fake show. look at that this is what they do God so. they slice you open shove these [ __ ]. things in there and then all of a sudden. it looks like you got massive ABS I have.

a friend who um used to work with David. Copperfield and said after they worked. together one night they were in like. some hotel and he went out on his. balcony and saw David copperfield's full. body muscle suit hanging like over the. railing to like dry out like he wore a. full suit underneath oh to make it look. like had a great body oh my God that's. insane like a superhero costume a w like. a wax like costume basically with like.

abs and peex no way and then he put his. shirt on over that and it was hanging. over the railing it just looked. [Laughter]. like oh I know wild that's a two pay. times. 100 yeah that guy's wild that's crazy I. didn't even know they had those other. than like for movies I'm sure he got. like custom made cuz he's David. Copperfield just go to the gym you lazy. [ __ ] oh like how many days a week you. working on Magic doesn't he have his own. Island I think he's got like an island.

I'm kind of into people that have. Islands right now well he's been. headlining in Vegas for so long is that. real yeah. silicone what oh that's a that's an. outfit so if you look at the sleeves you. see how it fit over yes exactly okay. yeah yeah he has like one of these. that's so crazy I don't know those are. great tits by the way that's so what. that is nuts. no oil nonstick no oil and. nonstick but imagine you're on a date. with a girl and she sees that and she's. like my kind guy no we're allowed to.

have push-up bras and no boobs underne. That's my kind of guy and then he is. like well you know I'm I got really sick. and I get off Medicaid a week ago you. were jacked what happened where the [ __ ]. are your muscles my wax suit melt what. is that I don't know silicone pants for. transgender realistic crossdresser. underwear oh it's realistic okay that's. realistic okay. like realistic is good is that like. Luigi transition pubes like what are. those black curly pubes that's a cheap.

one made in. China made in for China I like your um I. like this new bit you're working on I. was thinking about it about um I don't. want to tell people what it is but about. China I mean they just took the pandas. back yeah [ __ ] you and you can't have. our pandas that means they're going to. Nuke us if they're like get out the. pandas why would they take Three. Pandas back now cuz we're [ __ ] but. what was the motivating what was the. impetus oh I don't know under Biden has.

to live with the fact that under his. presidency we lost three pandas yeah. forget billions of dollars the whole. thing is. spooky because they like if I was. another country I'd be looking at. America right now and go if you're going. to do something Now's the Time Now's the. Time when that uh Karine jeanpierre or. whatever her name is got busted tweeting. as. Biden the White House Press Secretary. lady is the worst White House Press. Secretary lady ever I mean just it's.

just Weekend at Bernie's at this point. but she got caught tweeting as Biden I. mean on her account she forgot to switch. accounts no yes oh Jesus you didn't see. that no Jamie have we solved whose. cocaine is in there Hunter Biden's it's. Hunter for sure yeah the dude likes to. party oh my God that's the only reason. why nobody knows whose [ __ ] cocaine. it. is how do you that place has so many. cameras you're telling me they can't.

figure out who dropped the baggie it's. so true and if he was a he would give. some to his dad so his dad can get. through a speech but mocked for deleted. tweets saying she ran for president so. this is this is the Tweet so her tweet. was uh investing in America means. investing in all. America uh when I ran for president I. made a promise that I would leave no. part of the country behind. like no so she's treating as the. president but now we know who writes.

that stuff no yes she mistakenly logged. into her Twitter account instead of. President Biden's to post the. tweet all the people that are doing. cocaine shouldn't be and all the people. that aren't should be it seems like she. could actually use some well she's. probably just I can't believe the job. she signed up for like you think you're. going to get the White House Press. Secretary and then every day Biden's. saying something dumber there it is. oh my God every day Biden's saying. something dumber and then the the Press. is grilling you on it and you have to. explain it away I just don't understand.

why they can't put a little bronzer on. this guy I mean there's nothing you. could do he's he's at the end I mean. he's basically Joey di said it best goes. they already got the falah heide in. them so I have to beat can we can we. take a break I'm sure you do too be. pregnant lady would love to Biden being. old I mean what I mean why does our. president look like a a condominium in. Fort I just don't I can't imagine that.

they think he's going to run in a year. for president it's a year from now. November next year insane and then he's. going to run for four more years he's. going to be the president for four more. years like how did you see the clip. where he said um oh God it was so racist. by accident uh he was like uh you know. something about the difference between. poor kids and white poor kids just as. smart as white kids like. what why did we not start the.

impeachment process right then and there. did you see where he said recently that. he he taught at University of. Pennsylvania for four years oh my God. never taught a single class oh my God it. is just the guy he looks like The. Nutcracker like the other countries are. just like laughing at us dude they must. be so fun it must be so fun for them to. watch us implode and if you literally if. you are Russia you I'm sure you seen. that Yuri bezoff video where okay you. should see this I we shouldn't play it. because we played it on this podcast too. many times but I'll show it to you.

afterwards it's a a former guy from the. KGB who's explaining what they've done. to America and how they've infiltrated. their education systems and the. demoralization of America and that this. is a plan and it takes two generations. and he's talking about it's a 20-year. plan and he's talking about this in the. 1980s wow and that it's already been. implemented it's it is too far gone you. will not stop this process this process. this demoralization of your country will.

be complete and it starts with teaching. Marxist leninist ideas in colleges wow. yeah it's wild it's wild because if this. guy was just guessing in 1984 and it's. not really like a long-term Soviet. strategy to destroy America that has. been like super duper. successful I mean. feels like there's I don't know RFK Jr. but I'm not weighing in on the science. part of it I just feel like if we had.

someone being like we're coming for you. I mean his voice alone is like I think. everyone would be like damn they're not. [ __ ] around in America well I think. their other country's biggest fear would. be Trump getting back in power yeah yeah. because he's the one guy that is even. though he's a Business Insider he's a. billionaire and all that good stuff but. he's not a political Insider and he does. not work well with those people and he. wants to do things his way. and I I just think he's a much more.

formidable adversary for these countries. he doesn't doesn't [ __ ] around with them. but he also will make deals with them. too like the it it's kind of crazy how. he was no one gave him credit for saying. the literally the most logical thing. when he was talking to CNN's Caitlyn. whatever her name is I forget the. woman's name sorry um but he was talking. to her and she said do you want Ukraine. to win this war he goes I want people to. stop dying no one else would say that. well that that's seems like the most.

logical thing to say like let's stop. figure out how to get people to stop. dying of course it's a horrible War you. got people that were literally a part of. the same Union and now now they're. blowing each other up I think we're. getting to a point where people just. want to see someone be Fearless it's. like the same person who's like Ros OD. Donald's fat yeah is she not is she not. like I mean it's funny but it's also. like it just boils down to yeah this. will say the truth what happened with. like did Rosie talk [ __ ] about him or. something like that that is that what I. don't really know well I think look we.

forget that he was the biggest TV star. before he was the president I mean The. Apprentice was massive so I think he. maybe knew her from that and he called. her fat I mean. remember but people just it boils down. to like yeah she he's fat too are yeah. exactly Rosie are you not like I don't. know to tell you like so he's just. saying the truth and I think that it's. like people are trying so hard just to. get reelected instead of just the truth. and serve their country and it's so. obvious and transparent it's like the. more it's like when that woman egene. Carol came forward against him for like. sexual harassment and he was like look.

at her you think I'd harass her I mean. just like the guy's Unstoppable that. lady's a Nutty lady you ever seen that. lady get. interviewed yeah they keep try to keep. her away from the cameras Oh Boy she's. like an advice columnist or something I. don't even know she's a journalist but. uh she's uh Ecentric we're at the point. we're like yeah we're at War you guys we. need someone who's just going to like. say the truth well also like what are. options you know what are the options. yeah the whole thing is just so. scrambled it's a scary time it's weird.

because it's just it shows you the thing. that you've already known but you didn't. want to admit that this system is not. run logically and it's not run by. someone who's like some evolved. experienced person who's you know got a. real grip on how to run this system like. there's no one like that they don't. exist so you just have these special. interest groups that are forcing things. to get done that shouldn't get done and. Money Getting Jo you see that zilinsky. the other day just asked for credit he's.

like if you won't give us any more money. please give us credit like Credit Credit. so they can buy more weapons and [ __ ] if. you want going to not going to give us. money give us credit and we'll pay you. back it just seems kind of wild that. we're sending all this money all over. the world not that they don't need help. but it's like what about people in. America what about Hawaii what about. Hawaii we just forgot about Hawaii or. yeah that they accidentally spent an. extra $6 billion on Ukraine they sent an. accid an accidental 6 billion which.

would be more than enough to replace. every single home that burned in Maui. and there was no consideration for doing. that at all and we don't have clean. water and Appalachia or Flint do have we. Sol yet Flint's [ __ ] okay all right. and then everywhere else it has water as. fluoride in it explain that which that. was act wasn't didn't the Surgeon. General do that in the 50s like wasn't. that something that was done by the. Surgeon General I would check his. [ __ ] stock market. portfolio and was the idea of that to.

help with dental stuff Gary Brea was. talking about on the podcast yesterday I. love that guy yeah he's great he said. there's uh some evidence that it's a. thin layer of protection that it can. give you but also brush your [ __ ]. teeth but also wouldn't Flint water. criminal prosecutions uh end with no. charges frustrated residents wow no. charges this is just updated recently. this just like this just happened well. it could have just been negligence and. you know lack of I don't know what I I. have no knowledge about the Flint thing.

other than when Obama pretended to drink. water from there can I get a glass of. water I'm serious I'm thirsty can I get. a glass of water this is not a prank he. just takes like goes like. this you never seen it no oh my God it's. amazing it's amazing it's amazing he. gets a glass of Flint tap water and I'm. I swear to God he drinks it like this. like this is he trying to act like it's. the problem is solved bullshitting the.

world like to think that you could. [ __ ] the world over whether or not. you drink water have a sip of water also. have that sip just for the come on these. people are drinking it get a. little watch this a GL this is not aun. look at. this stop stop I'm going to talk about. this everybody settle down how it good. from the beginning do it from the. beginning it's it's two minutes he's. asking for someone to bring him the. water and all sorts of. [ __ ] can I get some.

water come on. up he's just waiting for the water. trying to save time they're straining. the but why would they be cheering when. they they're literally GL I want a glass. of water he's literally drinking poison. water like they're drinking poison water. and everyone's cheering that he's asking. for poison water cuz they're excited. he's about to fall over and die no. they're thinking you know he's showing.

us that he's going to fix it I mean well. I'm still waiting for my. water meanwhile you know that's Fiji. they P right now they're like they just. ran to the grocery store in this amount. of time now the reason I know I'm okay. is because I already had some Flint. water here we go what here we go like. he's doing a shot of Red Bull this is. spooky i a not a stunt usually when.

something isn't a stunt you have to say. that it's 100% a stunt when was the last. time a president stopped a speech to ask. can I get a glass of water what they. would never do that they would have. water ready for him if you do stand up. how often have you said can I get a. glass of water no you bring a [ __ ]. water on stage with you and then what. happened it's still hasn't been handled. see this is a drink like. gross I mean did it even get in his. mouth I mean oh it's Appalachia water.

still from um Purdue um poisoning the. water like a lot of people that I like. went to high school with and stuff they. thyroid cancer at 40 really yeah from. dup I mean so many chemicals have been. you know thrown into Appalachia but um. West Virginia Water Dupont put in all. that remember there was that uh Dark. Water there's a movie with Mark Ruffalo. great movie he did it again there. another one watch how he did it this. time watch watch he get up his mouth you. know generally I have not been doing. stunts here but you know oh. really and uh this used uh a.

filter um you know the water around this. table you know was plant water that was. filtered but he didn't drink it he did. instantly start stuttering after he had. a tiny bit of it so his eyes start. blinking instant neurological. damage so what was the Purdue thing was. something to do Dupont dup sorry Dupont. it was uh Teflon so the movie Dark Water. uh covered it but it was um actually RFK.

worked on this case back when he was a. lawyer because you know RFK spent so. much time trying to clean up clean up. water which I really admired um but uh. what Teflon was made of they ended up. just pouring into the dark Waters never. watched this who's in this amazing Mark. Ruffalo Tim Robbins Tim Robbins and out. the way. and it's all about and it's all about. the the poisoning of the water in. Appalachia he's lawyer and the lawyer. who took on the case uh for free to try.

to take on Dupont I looks like John. Reeves doesn't he like a shorter version. of John. Reeves okay disgusting I mean it's it's. really well they've been doing that from. the beginning of time you know and then. when they're not doing it here they do. it in South America and what they're. doing I mean in Appalachia with the coal. mines and all the pollution from that is. really encourageable yeah it's all crazy. it's pretty wild we were looking at this. video of this um one town in Indiana. where they have multiple coal mines in. the area and you go outside these people.

have like a thin layer of soot that's on. their windshield and you can just wipe. it off with your finger and so like. you're breathing that it's going to kids. lungs yeah everybody host of different. sort of cardiovascular. diseases lung diseases these people. have [ __ ] I mean it's so heartbreaking. and I mean I guess I don't know enough. about the topic but you know there's. this great documentary called hillbilly. about about the moment Hillary really. put the her foot in her mouth calling. for clean energy and she said it was not.

the deplorable speech but it's she said. we're going to get rid of coal mining. you guys did the best you could to keep. the lights. on what and by best they could that they. died like I've grandfather worked in. coal and um and what Massie Cole and. Sinclair Cole what they did to that. region is so despicable because number. one you they would allow for no. unionizing um and it's a great place to. Union bust because people live so far. apart they would isolate you know the. Italians from the Irish from the blacks.

so that nobody would collude and. unionize um but they would pay the coal. miners in vouchers to the Sinclair Oil. store so that they could never build any. kind of wealth they built the schools I. mean they own. everything you know and uh and it's a. great documentary about about how Trump. put on a hard hat he went to West. Virginia and said I'm never going to get. rid of Co cuz I'm not going to get rid. of your jobs and even though there's. only you know 50,000 left it's like you. know one of the most valuable in terms. of like voting areas of the country that. people just ignore people just never go.

there wow it's heartbreaking but that's. also center of the opioid crisis so it's. coal it's Teflon it's poisoning water. and then opioid. crisis yeah there's spots in this. country where you could get a bad roll. of the dice and be born in the [ __ ]. hillbilly commun in West Virginia and. like [ __ ] that's right that's right and. there's a lot of like you know and the. fact that it's thought of as this. backwards area always breaks my heart. because it was the first like woke state. it was the first state that said we're. not doing slavery said we're not doing.

slavery John Brown left and said we're. not playing this [ __ ] and now so they. were they just a SYM a victim of the. fact that they had coal Coal yeah came. in being exploited which is you know I. mean I don't know if this is exactly. true or not but people I know that are. in the coal business there is like you. know they taken all of our natural. resources if they hadn't mined all of. our coal like by now we would have. diamonds you know like they've taken all. the wealth of of the region and it's. just it's totally devastating what it's. done to the topography I mean the. trailers the the uh Boulders Crush kids.

all the time because of the way that. they've messed with the topography and. completely just depleted the soil oh so. they'll have collapses and [ __ ] mhm. floods horrible floods dude imagine. being in one of those things when it. collapses can't can't can't probably. like being that little Titanic Easy Bake. Oven there's one place that has coal. mines that has a fire that's been. burning inside that coal mine for like. decades wow that makes sense I mean the. fact that that this I think about this.

all the time because I don't know if. where you are on like ancestral trauma. and epigenetic imprinting and stuff but. I've always had a little bit of a like I. don't like small spaces you know and my. grandfather was in mines and sometimes. that imprints on you look at this. original cause and start dat still a. matter of debate it is burning at depths. up to 300 ft over an 8 Mile Stretch of. 3,7 00 Acres at its current rate it. could continue to burn for over 250. years due to the fire in the 1980s.

Centralia was mostly. abandoned can you imagine going wow a. mile into the Earth see if you can find. a video of that because there's videos. of it it's very. strange so this coal mine fire has been. going on forever wow and it burns. underneath the ground and it's all coal. so it's never going out and there's. oxygen to it it so it's never going out. since 1971 wow [ __ ] crazy. dude I mean they would burn it say been.

burning since. 62 oh my. God oh my God that's. unfathomable it's just coming out of the. ground everywhere imagine you're driving. through and there's no one there that's. some Walking Dead [ __ ] can't too scary. also how bad does that air. suck that's thing about the coal mining. thing it's like what you really need to. do is f under other. Industries yeah without taking coal. miner jobs because it's like it's this.

thing where they have the skill and then. all of a sudden it's like we're going to. get rid of your your job well you. remember learn to code that was the. thing they were telling them learn to. code oh God like what learn to code the. robots that are going to replace you. learn to get something that's going to. give you a job is what the idea was but. it's like [ __ ] what are you saying it. must be wild like you're going to send. kids to college soon like is that a. weird are you like I mean College like. you know I had this conversation with. someone the other day where they were. like you know kids today have it harder.

I'm like bro kids were born before there. were floors no no no you know there was. no they had invented floors yet and. people were having kids it's complicated. for sure it has always been complicated. every single time human beings have been. alive it's been complicated these are. different complications that our kids. are dealing with than we dealt with but. and every generation has probably said. that right this is the hardest. generation for kids or the weirdest like. the ' 80s are probably weird compared to. the 70s kids used to work in factories.

mhm oh yeah that's the other part of. that dissolving Illusions some still do. burning mountain is a rare phenomenon a. coold seam bu 30 m underground which has. been burning for at least 5,500 years. and some say over 15,000 years where is. that it's in. Australia [ __ ]. so is that how we found fire did we just. stumble across it I think it was light. interesting did we really come up I. think it was I think it was lightning I. think that's what the the current belief.

is that originally They Carried Co fire. from one place to another you know they. would get the coals and they would. figure out how to maintain it because it. was so precious when it happened and. they figured out how to keep fires lit. huh but if you have a fire pit somewhere. like a water pit that you're used to go. in to get water from you just go walk. and get more fire when you're out of. fire you don't need to worry about it. cuz they have it you know what I mean. were there brush fyers back then the way. there are now yeah for sure I'm thinking. of it as a a super Baseline like we. don't know what fire is but it's over.

there so we can just go get more of it. well I think for sure when they first. found fire they said you know it's kind. of nice to get close to this it's kind. of warm over here and then they probably. figured out you just put more wood on it. you can you can make it more fire and. then they figure out you could pick up. the part that's not on fire and take it. over here and you can have fire your. enemy on it yeah how do you make one of. those things things like then someone. figured out you know what friction makes. fires and then the D the first dude that. figured out how to do this. that's was had OCD schizophrenic made of.

fire like in Girl Scouts or something. yeah I did it in the Boy Scouts it takes. forever and I don't think I ever really. got a fire I think I got to where it was. blackened you know from the friction it. was like got a little bit red but I. never really made a fire I wonder if. they teach now in girl and boy scouts. like just using the mirror in the sun. doesn't that I once had a uh uh my couch. there was like a CD or remember the old. school CDs that like and it made the sun. hit it and it burnt my couch do you know. that that's the way that some people.

sabotage uh fields and start wildfires. they set up magnifying glasses at an. angle and then they just leave the space. like their competitors or something well. I don't know why and who but I know that. they have found magnifying glasses set. up outside where people have like. decided that the sun's going to hit here. it's going to burn this and and they. could just set it there at night and. leave that's pretty crazy yeah and it. works that really works it that works. like I did a lot of that as a kid we lit. paper on fire and [ __ ] with magnifying.

glasses it's kind of nuts I mean it's I. guess kids were always doing dumb [ __ ]. now they just film it huh mhm always but. that's the that's a pretty wild one that. you could take a a magnifying glass and. start a fire ant I yeah when we were. kids we would try to kill bugs and [ __ ]. yeah how Wild is that we were monsters I. mean people say like kids now they leave. negative comments and. I'm like we used to take shovels and. knock over mailboxes yeah people used to. play baseball with frogs oh God we used. to toilet paper people's homes like we.

used to throw eggs at people's car like. we would destroy like now you get like. destroyed emotionally for maybe a couple. minutes cuz you feel left out or you got. a negative we used to destroy property. kids used to take rocks and put them in. the middle of snowballs and then throw. them at. cars yeah that's brutal yeah it was. crazy you'd always hear cars hit the. brakes you [ __ ] I mean why did. we do that with we would take a shovel. drive by a mailbox and just it cuz it's. there psychotic you ever go to like a.

small town you see bullet holes in the. stop signs yes that's what that is [ __ ]. Yeah Bang kid I mean now it's just. filmed I guess I guess that's I guess. that's the new Darwinism is are you. going to film yourself doing it well how. about those kids that film themselves. riding over that former police chief in. Vegas I haven't seen this but I did see. a couple people die doing Tik Tok. challenge doing a back flip off of a. boat something like over 400 people have. died so far taking selfies oh at least.

at least that we how many people have. fallen off mountains just back sh always. happens so what happens is it because. you're so focused on getting the photo I. mean there's a video of I think it's in. India a guy taking a video of himself. next to a wild bear as the bear eats him. oh God and he's not everyone else is. filming it but like he's just keeps. filming as he gets eat yeah people are. if nothing's happened to you you don't. think it's going to happen to you and. you have this shuts off your frontal Lo.

that's that means it's truly a drug yeah. is this the guy is taking a selfie oh. God I think it's yeah it starts with him. taking a video and. just oh God and that bear is just like. well you're meat yeah you're made out of. meat I'm [ __ ] hungry oh God I don't. think he survives this right yeah yeah. probably not probably not. oh God that [ __ ] up my algorithm for a. while but wait what what is the one that. the K person. died Vegas thing with the two kids oh.

yeah these two kids were driving in a. car and he was on a bike and they. [ __ ] plow into him and they're. laughing about it and they filmed it and. live streamed it they hit one car hit. and run and they hit this guy and killed. him and it was initially reported a lot. of people like tried to say that they're. trying to downplay Crime because it was. initially reported that he just died. from hit and run but and they were like. they don't even want to say why he. really died no they didn't know why he. really took like two weeks before they. figured out these kids killed them Jesus.

Christ yeah they just and no remorse. They're laughing in court they were. giving people the finger in court is. this like a this like psychopathy yeah. it's psychopathy but it's also street. cred they're trying to pretend they're. hard you know they're and then you go. has this always happened we just didn't. see videos of it mhm you know like we've. always done Savage [ __ ] well for sure. there's always been gang bangers and. gang bang initiations and people have. always done [ __ ] up things it's just. always been a part of human culture but.

it's just seeing young kids run over an. old guy on a bicycle is particularly. [ __ ] disturbing I wonder though do. you think that having all these videos. available desensitizes 100% wow yeah I. think 100 I think there's a bunch of. factors that desensitize people I think. movies violent movies and this is not a. a judgment like I'm not saying we. shouldn't have violent movies or we. shouldn't have violent video games but. if you don't think it's affecting people. of course it is you're being so much. you're so accustomed to seeing violence. yep and wild horrific violence I really.

try to not watch like too much news or. read too much news because it Spooks me. how I can just scroll past a school. shooting which just like I'm like right. I remember when New Town happened I was. at a job where we sent everyone home. like we sent everyone home when that. happened you know it was like I cried. be like another one I'm worried about my. brain that I could just scroll right. past that like we should be it's free. it's a factor you know there's something.

going on there's something going on with. us with this prolonged Expos exposure to. horrific things sagur and I have this. text message chain where every day we. send each other the worst things that we. find I cannot even imagine it's almost. like we're waiting for someone to cry. Uncle we do it every day every day we. send each other the and I always tell. when he's taking a [ __ ] cuz I get. something like 2:00 in the morning some. [ __ ] some horrible car accident some. horrible animal attacks remember when.

like there used to be like one video. every couple months that would be like. the what remember two girls one cup like. that was like that was fake that was. like ice cream ice cream or something. whipped cream or something like I. remember when that happened it was like. everybody had seen it now that's just. kind of no it's nothing when you realize. how extreme that seemed at the time I. know and that was a big deal like there. was a reaction the Two Girls One Cup. reaction videos so many watch people. watching it yeah but now you see 10.

times worse than that on a daily if you. have my algorithm you know my algorithm. is a mess I don't know how to clean it. do you think it's like part of your. brain like cuz like it's like um uh what. is it rubber necking is it kind of the. same thing in the brain where you see it. accidents like you're trying to study it. there's also like you can't believe. you're really seeing it like the hit and. run that I saw yesterday was like whoa. that's wild you saw that. dude I saw it as far from here as the. door to this uh this studio is it was. two car links away they say that when. Fast and Furious movies come out car.

accidents go up oh for sure right yeah. yeah the type of people that are pumped. that are fast and furious movies out. they shouldn't be allowed to drive yeah. but. we there's always like so much more drag. racing when that happens but I feel like. Street takeovers I do feel like that's. probably always happened but also it's. like you know people I mean in Rome. people used to go to the Coliseum to see. people get torn apart we used to go to. the town square and watch people get. hanged for entertainment I mean this is. in us and also there's something that we.

are aware that we're very very. vulnerable so if we can watch something. happen to someone that exposes that. vulnerability we want to see it we want. to see the explosion we want to see you. know someone drop a [ __ ] grenade off. a drone into some dudes that are in a. pit we want to see it and I want to know. like it's like your brain's way of. rehearsing in case it happen someone Rec. was um I was talking to someone about. dreams and nightmares and they were like. nightmares is your body's way of like. preparing for a scenario do you have. more nightmares after watching these not.

really this movie the program they had. to cut this out and probably 91 92 cuz. people were dying apparently I think a. few kids died cuz they were drunk and. then laying in traffic like he does in. this scene right here oh God I remember. this oh God he doesn't get hit obviously. but they're just crazy definitely did. that in Virginia what else was there to. do I never heard of anyone doing this. really not until the movie came out you. would never go sit in the. road what that was like our main hobby.

what are you talking you guys would go. sit in the road yeah of course Jesus. Christ did you see that guy in Venezuela. I think it was was it Venezuela or. somewhere where he shot uh stop oil. protesters some guy just got out of his. he's an American I have seen this they. were they were blocking the road I don't. know if it was a stop oil it was some. sort of aest. this guy gets out pulls out a gun and. just [ __ ] shoots people is it's like. a ranger no oh cuz I've seen the Rangers.

like drag him out of the road I'll send. it to you Jamie the video is available. online but this guy just pulls out a gun. and starts whacking people 77y old man. from um I got Panama I got it here is it. Panama. yeah I got on the screen oh this guy I. wouldn't [ __ ] with that. guy yeah this is video of it he just. they stop the traffic and he walks up to. them and he pulls a gun out and [ __ ]. whacks.

them I do enjoy seeing uh someone who's. like holding up a convenience store or. something and then a pedestrian just. pulls their gun out and handles it yeah. okay I just opened up my thing and. another guy just stabs someone oh. God this guy walking this slow yep he. pulls out a gun. yeah I'm not trying to show this on the. internet conf themselves oh oh he's. waving it yeah he moves the stuff out of.

the way but one guy gets in the way and. he just [ __ ] shoots him kills him. yeah oh boy right. here he starts moving he's like I got. they're talking [ __ ] to him he's got to. get to the urologist watch the guy with. the blue. hat once you get to that age he's like I. five more years to live I'd rather go to. jail than sit in. traffic.

Jesus he's got his finger on the pistol. too his finger on the trigger why is. anyone starting [ __ ] with. him oh he just shot well they don't show. this in this video I guess they show. right after it let's. say what did you think was going to. happen he shot two guys but there's a. video that you can see him actually. shooting people but we don't need to be.

reposting that for yeah we don't need to. see it but yeah I mean but these [ __ ]. idiots that just block the road is if. that's somehow and another going to fix. everything or the ones that go to. [ __ ] art galleries and smash. paintings I do think that there's a. little bit of an invincibility complex. that comes in with knowing you're being. filmed like they probably think oh. there's a camera here he's not going to. shoot us you know what I mean there's. he's probably got cancer 77 years old he. doesn't give a [ __ ] that's Clintwood in. every one of his movies like don't [ __ ]. with that guy but I do think sometimes. people think oh there's a camera rolling.

no one's going to hurt me but it's like. that's not how everybody thinks it's. that is so rid the idea that I'm going. to throw soup at a painting yeah and I'm. gonna glue myself to the wall to stop I. mean when I also try to go like okay. when I was in college I had a lot of. really dumb idea that's what you're. supposed to do in college you're. supposed to have dumb ideas you're. supposed to like be wrong you know but. like the idea that we're taking any of. this seriously like is just wild well. it's just these like dumb virtue. signaling kids that think they're going. to fix the World by gluing themselves to.

a wall like you [ __ ] idiots but isn't. that I look at them and I go this is. like a medication mental illness issue. it's a mental illness issue it's it's a. a virtue signaling thing that you can do. that now and get exorbitant amounts of. attention where you couldn't do that. before yeah and then the also the. punishments are so minimal there it's. not not nothing that you have to worry. about losing your livelihood and the. rest of your life being a disaster. because of it like I say this as someone. who had blue hair don't let anyone with.

blue hair in the museum but you know. that's not the problem you can have blue. hair and be cool the problem is these. [ __ ] young kids and most of them come. from wealthy families M that's the. that's the take they probably had a. Monae in their house so they have no. respect for this [ __ ] they just think. they're going to but the fact that. you're doing these Priceless work works. of art from people who died centuries. ago and your cause you think eclipse is. everything else these people are there.

enjoying this art they have nothing to. do with the oil industry they're just. enjoying at a museum the ability to. stand in front of something that Picasso. made like this is wild and is the idea. that it's going to help with global. warming we're going to yeah stop oil now. see children they're [ __ ] children I. have some aunts in Virginia irginia and. they're so funny about the global. warming thing they're like it's freezing. we can't afford heat we'd love for it to. warm up a little bit I always call them. for a little perspective like we take.

the bus we would love for there to be. less snow on the ground I'm always super. suspicious about something that becomes. like a major movement that everybody has. to be on board with yeah yeah the bottom. line about the Earth we are 100%. affecting it it's measurable human. beings our carbon dioxide output in. particular our. pollutants 100% what we're doing to the. ocean we're affecting the world in a. negative way however when it comes to. the climate when it comes to the. temperature of the earth it has never.

been stable ever ever when you look at. the Earth over a course of 10,000 15,000. whatever years it goes up and it goes. down I was reading this whole thing. about how in um Idaho in I think it was. July or August of the. 1930s had reached a temperature of. 118° like the highest ever recorded. temperature they have there was nothing. going on there there was no [ __ ]. wholesale machines running and [ __ ].

diesel trucks everywhere there was none. of that it just it's not stable the. whole time the Earth has been here it. goes up and down and what Randle Carlson. always says he goes yeah global warming. it's bad because you have to move away. from the coast he goes but global. cooling is what's really scary right. that's what's really scary because if we. hit another like legitimate Ice Age the. [ __ ] most of North America was. covered in a mile of ice wild up until.

11,000 years ago it always gets tricky. too when there the solution to the. problem makes politicians richer too and. everybody richer industry richer and and. people have a vested interest in pushing. that narrative financially and I don't. have a I'm not the person to be able to. um corroborate but um shellenberger I. like Michael shellenberger was about. these like Windmill Farms that they were. putting in the oceans that was killing. all these whales and stuff and you're. like why is the pro- environment.

solution killing so many animals it. definitely does yeah it's a [ __ ] mess. it's a mess but it's also people want to. be on a side of something they want to. be against this against oil against that. instead of everybody working together. figure out like what do we need to do to. ensure the future and it's definitely. not empowering these people that want to. take away all your autonomy and all of. your control that's not how to do it. there is not how to do it seems like. it's like and I love what you like your. philosophy on Hunting CU like factory.

farming like what they do with the cows. and stuff they're saying is like such a. problem yeah most leing is horrific. people should start hunting their own. food that's hard too right most people. don't have time they're not g they don't. have the interest which I get too the. real way to do it is regenerative. farming you can get. regenerative like whether it's from. White Oaks pastures or polyface Farms. there's a bunch of regenerative Farms. right here in Texas that are organic. farms you could find them they sell. locally they're grass-fed meat these.

animals just roaming around in a pasture. it's all ethical that's what you want. you don't you know you don't NE but then. again if you're going to have a city of. like 20 million people and there's no. one growing anything other than weed. you're going to you're going to have to. get food to all those people how does. Jack and the Box get their Burgers well. they have to have factory farming I. can't remember what the country is that. gives everybody two chickens you know. like uh and I was reading about. something in Hawaii where they're trying.

to get rid of all the fruit trees and. stuff so people can't even just get. their own free food they can't even grow. their own [ __ ] why would they do that I. don't know I'm in I'm in a deep. algorithm the Disney dick algorithm but. it's like there is I follow a couple um. I'm learning how to. pickle yeah just to be a yeah just to be. able to grow your own food and be able. to once you have a baby you're going to. move to the mountains or something I. think so I think I might you know I'm. looking at places in Texas I really want. to just be a fullon Dr Quinn Medicine. Woman yeah that would be awesome and you. could have zebras out here oh sick did.

you hear that I'm sold that was so real. that was so real oh sick like Whitney's. gonna have a [ __ ] zebra 100% did you. hear about um uh who's the big drug. dealer in South America his hippos. hippos yeah are like. overrunning [ __ ] killing every they. say in 20 years there's going to be a. thousand feral hippos I'm like put me in. coach I'll take those hippos move to. Texas zebras hippos oh hippos [ __ ].

dangerous just start oh they're so. violent they're [ __ ] dangerous. they're awesome that's a crazy animal. they kill more people in Africa than any. any other animal is that true I think. yeah I think they kill a lot of people. every year I think it's hundreds of. people every year die from hippos just. by charging or they they eat you yeah. they just smash you in half [ __ ] wild. dude when you see them eat a water and. you're like ah dude that's your head I. love that Pablo Escobar just like had. that I wonder if I wonder is that part. of how we killed people just throw them. to the probably yeah I bet why not I'm.

pity killed people every different way. you could think of I mean when you're on. coke and you're a billionaire and you're. running an entire country with bullets. that's that's such a funny way just like. a hippo this is a hippo guy um but I do. I I I want to start doing all that I. want to start growing my own food I'm. it you should yeah you can have your own. small farm and just completely exist off. of your own land yep that's totally. doable for someone and that's literally. what people used to do yeah in the early.

days of America just to have an opt I. mean even like it's you know I'm you'll. love this I'm pretty much only eating. steak and eggs right now uh you know. being pregnant I've feel better pregnant. than I felt not pregnant because when I. wasn't I was eating what I thought I was. supposed to eat I got to eat vegetables. and oatmeal for breakfast I was eating. so much sugar and trash and when you're. pregnant you only eat what you're. craving like your body is like tonight. you're having a steak two eggs one scoop. of peanut butter and four raspberries so.

you just did it out of Desire it's just. all I'm craving interesting it's all. I've been craving everything else kind. of made me nauseous or made me feel run. down like I have but also this is going. to probably get me in a little bit of. trouble I'm also obviously not on birth. control and I was on birth control for a. while and if it work why would that get. you in trouble it I just it I look birth. control was just not good for me. personally but I think there's a lot of. problems with it for almost everybody a. lot and there's also a lot of problems. with maybe having I'm glad I didn't have. a kid at 25 either that would have maybe.

been a problem too but my energy levels. were low I was always I mean there was. one I was on last year that made me like. pretty manic Manic and what they say is. they say oh it makes your body think. it's pregnant right M I've now been. pregnant it's not the same it is not the. same at all you know cuz I was like oh. like being hyper Vigilant being a little. paranoid being kind of always a little. bit tired putting weight on like that's. not my experience now that I'm actually. pregnant and I feel like I lost a lot of. time uh to mentally to being on birth.

control like interesting so it affected. your thinking process I feel like now. I'm so much more mentally clear I mean. there's a lot of other variables like. you know I started you know I I you guys. saw I went through you know kind of a. little bit of a rough patch lost my mom. was smoking BR too much weed which I'm. sure I could do again in the future like. I just I was doing it to check out. instead of checkin I was doing it to. numb myself from you know pain but my.

mom was dying right in front of me in. hospice and I couldn't cry and I was. like this is weird it's weird I mean she. had been in bed for 12 years I was kind. of slowly grieving it but it's not. normal right and I was like I got to go. off birth control there's something off. here with my emotions you know and look. all my ex is listening love you but it. also makes you attracted smell. pheromones differently you know women. that are on birth control they're then. there was a study where they're. attracted to men with more feminized. faces you're they say that you should go.

off birth control for a year if you're. engaged to a man before you actually get. married just to make sure that you're. still attracted you know because it just. it hacks your body chemistry so much you. look for a different kind of man when. you're pregnant versus when you're you. know not um so yeah all the hormones I. think really uh did a number on my brain. my sex drive was really low um I was. didn't I just I had no energy but it. makes sense couldn't sleep they're. monkeying with your hormonal balance to.

trick your body into thinking that it's. pregnant so that you can't get pregnant. and you're taking it every month forever. and ever yep and some people get blood. clots a friend of mine's 17-year-old. daughter apparently if you smoke. cigarettes it's very dangerous to be on. birth control and smoke cig that's. really dangerous they put me on it I. mean when I mean these studies are all. public but when they first tested it in. the 70s I think at least 13 women in. Puerto Rico died um from taking it you. know and then also in addition to the. hormones there's all the endocrine.

disruptors and hormone [ __ ] that were. you know there's a lot of other. variables too that are probably. exacerbating it but um I just felt like. a zombie a lot of the time and then they. put me on Aderall because I was too and. then it just becomes this wacka thing. where like how about instead of adding. all these other things I just subtract. this thing and it didn't and then I was. put on Prozac. and then I was like smoking weed to try. to fall asleep because I couldn't sleep. but then it was like I just need to get. off all of this you know so in January I. just went off literally everything just.

well you seem remarkably balanced oh. thanks you do you're like you're there. all the time cuz sometimes you would be. Off to the Races yeah I mean I. definitely am a intense person still you. know just of course by default um but I. think that being on birth control like I. was just I was kind of like exhausted. didn't manic at the same time all the. time and makes sense you know and it. does put you in a state of. hypervigilance you know being pregnant. yeah I'm nesting I'm you know want to be. organized obviously I'm thinking about.

you know the kid obviously and taking. care of myself but I look back at at the. time that I was on a lot of that birth. control [ __ ] and I it's also people say. well you know birth control LED to this. uh sexual Revolution where women had. freedom they could do whatever they. didn't have to worry about being knocked. up by a guy if they want wanted to have. recreational sex right and so people. applauded it for that but no one thought. about the long-term consequences and. then also like the difference in how.

people interact with each other like. there's a there was a consequence when. people were living in the 1930s or. whatever like you could get pregnant it. was aware everyone was aware of it like. there was a danger to it and when you. can just take a pill and not sweat it. then it's just like this change in your. natural behavior and yeah and I guess I. feel like I stayed in a lot of I mean. granted look I I not that I was ready to. have a kid before now not that I was. ready to commit to anyone like that I.

wasn't fully cooked as a person yet or. whatever but I found myself staying in a. lot of relationships that I probably. shouldn't have stayed in that if I. hadn't been on birth control I'd be like. oh this isn't the father of my kid I. should move on or you know or you end up. having getting chemically addicted to. somebody through having good sex with. someone or getting all the oxytocin or. whatever and then you end up staying in. a lot of relationships you maybe. shouldn't stay in instead of just. working on yourself you know I initially. went on it so crazy I think about all. like the weird you know because I used. to do for money when I first moved to LA.

and I was broke I would do focus groups. and I would you know take these. experimental pills and do these like. clinical trials and stuff but when I was. I want to say 15 I went on Accutane. which is that acne medication and they. make you take birth control. simultaneously so that you don't you. know that's the first time I went on it. you know at 15 years old so I was on. these I was on Accutane which you know. Santino said it was the worst thing he. ever took I mean the main side effected. his head up anal bleeding that's the. main one yeah it's like and you can't.

absorb vitamin D well I mean there's a. lot of problems it made Santino look. super depressed really yeah he said it. was [ __ ] horrible but it did fix his. acne yeah it it's it works it's a. miracle I mean it because it shrinks. your I think it's a huge dose of vitamin. A I believe is what it is please correct. me if I'm wrong um. but it shrinks your oil glands some. patients they developed tears in the. lining of the anus which may cause pain. and bleeding especially during bowel.

movements. duh when's it going to cause pain I know. it's like take massive shits and your. [ __ ] pipe is ripped open you know so I. was put on it at that and I just think. about like all the prescription drugs. like I was put on at such a you know. young age and you know God what kind of. impact that had well there's so many. people that are on them and so many. people that are young and they don't. even get a chance to make that decision. for themselves yeah they're certainly. not making an informed decision and so. many parents are just listen to their.

doctors and doctors are just pill. pushers yep and I was actually put on I. mean this was a couple years ago um the. uh and I I didn't take it that much but. um five milligrams of time release. Aderall to sleep so I guess it's like if. you actually have sort of ADHD ater all. calms you down and um I'm like maybe. maybe I just need to be tired longer. maybe I just need to get up and do some. [ __ ] maybe I just need to write some. jokes like maybe I just am going to go. to sleep a little bit later and wake up. a little bit and there's another one. like the ambient people people that have.

to take ambient to go to sleep dude I. have you taken it no oh dude you should. try it it's everyone that takes ambient. I'm kind of like my man like I've taken. it before it's pretty amazing the. problem is the problem is I think you. try to fight it cuz it feels good and I. would wake up the next morning and there. would just be like open cans of peas. that I I would sleep eat I would wake up. I remember one morning I woke up I. thought I'd been shot I was like covered. in barbecue sauce I had just like eaten.

barbecue it makes you do wild [ __ ] yeah. every now and then I'm like we should. probably at least try the drug that. everyone's on going crazy on just to see. the problem is if you like it and it Ru. your life that's what I'm worried about. with a lot of drugs I'd love to try at. all but I don't want to I don't want. that to be a thing that I like lean on. sometimes when I wrote a book I took it. a couple times like 20 milligrams like. you got to really make sure like we. already pretty motivated people you got. to really make sure that you lock into.

the thing you want to focus on or else. you'll just be all over the place yeah. or you'll just be like cleaning one. thing for four and a half hours you know. you know what I mean like you that's. meth Behavior too isn't it boiled down. to being meth it's pretty close it's. definitely meth's cousin and what's the. difference between that and Ral because. I know sorry Rin I know people that are. still on Ridin yeah rin's a little bit. different and modafanil is another one. right that is uh Prov viil oh Prov viil. Prov viil and new vigil and those are uh. originally there were drugs I believe.

were developed for for performance. enhancing like for cognitive performance. but then they realized that you can't. prescribe it for that so they started. prescribing it for. narcolepsy but it keeps you from going. to sleep but it doesn't it's a weird one. because it doesn't make you feel like. you're hot. like but it just there's an. interesting reaction that your brain a. lot of people are on it a lot of people. are on it and it's so effective that I.

think Tim Ferris said when he was. writing his book about different hacks. that he didn't put it in there because. he felt like people would be eating it. like candy yeah I mean I gotta say when. we were doing the roasts um last year a. lot of the writers and Comics they were. doing um the chocolate like mushroom and. chocolate like 3 Mig mushrooms and. chocolate and I did that and that felt. like I felt so clear I felt energized I. was like micro doing yeah yeah that's a.

good move whatever my brain chemistry. was it I thought it would like chill me. out and make me sort of like you know. numb or not funny like it made me feel. very um because maybe I wasn't bogged. down and I don't know what it does makes. you feel like there was no negativity. towards myself I was I would like pitch. a joke and not be like that was a stupid. joke you idiot like the so the voices. went away and I found that to but then I. did a little too much and started and. scheduled a call with the maritime. lawyer to look for the Scientology ships.

so I why did you want to look for the. Scientology ships find the homeless. people where are they putting the. homeless people just I there's with me. it's like the micro do has to stay micro. or else I I really need to know where. Shelly m scavage is yeah is that a thing. I mean I my guess is she's probably. involved I don't think she's an innocent. everyone's like where's shelle miscavage. let's find her I'm like I bet she's an. [ __ ] too but is that a thing like. she's missing still yeah I think she's. still missing but I did get kind of.

obsessed with the maritime law how. scientologists are able to operate on. the ships because there's maritime law. there's you know they can get away with. yeah isn't that one of the rain main. reasons why elron hubard started that. because like probably in trouble yeah. and it's also why like billionaires I'm. like why are you docking your yacht in. Monaco 100 yards from Land why aren't. you just staying in the best hotel in. the world oh because of what you can get. away with also you have a yacht also do. that it's a [ __ ] dope ass house that. floats around the ocean what are you.

talking about I had a yacht okay I guess. [ __ ] out of here with that. hotel but it's like I guess I got really. into the laws of how Epstein Island get. the Epstein Island had all these plastic. cows that someone would move from above. or something oh so it look like it's. agriculture. really this is why I can't do mushrooms. Joe Jesus they had fake agriculture. think yeah to so that it would move you. know I just love the idea that it was. someone's job every morning to get up F.

fake cows yeah it is weird that you like. that's the whole thing about fishing is. like international waters they can kind. of get away with a lot of [ __ ] they can. just scoop up everything that's out. there they they get caught in their Nets. a lot goes on out there oh yeah a lot of. wild [ __ ] happens out there LAPD Shelley. mage's missing person case after woman. claimed she was the Scientology Leader's. wife despite the fact they had. mismatched fingerprints and footage of. their Rendevous was mysteriously.

scrambled scrambled she was last seen. publicly at her father's funeral in 2007. what I mean would they close the case in. 2013 after meeting a woman who didn't M. so this been going on for that long that. she's been missing. but do we really think she was I mean. she was probably blowing him every time. he got a new. celebrity said you got Johnta good like. I'm sure that is wild though that's wild.

if she really is. missing who 16. years that whole thing is absolutely. Bonkers they're still out there running. around not only but also it kids born. into it that's where I go that's not. okay if you're born into it but if. you're the kind of person that's. susceptible to Scientology is it not a. good idea for you I mean it's. like what would they be doing if they. weren't in that castle in.

La other. things what would you be. doing [ __ ] is that if they weren't. making iPhones they'd starve to death. but if you're if you're if they weren't. in the minds digging out those precious. Rare Earth minerals I think if you're an. adult that's susceptible to Scientology. at this point. yeah I don't know maybe you need it. maybe that was my joke about Mormons you. know cuz Mor do you remember when um was. it Proposition 8 they were trying to. stop gay marriage and the more they.

actually did they overturned gay. marriage in California but the Mormon. spent the most money on it they spent a. ton of money to try to reverse gay. marriage and I said but if you're a. Mormon you should be afraid of gay. people uhhuh because if someone can talk. you into being a Mormon. they could talk you into sucking their. dick they just need a little more alone. time with you plus everyone I know. that's Mormon is gay by the way maybe.

it's just because the ones that leave. come to La well I think it's a very. strange I mean there's a lot of really. cool Mormons I should say this because I. spent a lot of time in Utah and I have a. lot of Mormon friends and I love them to. death they're the nicest cult members. they're very polite they they believe in. community they believe in what they're. doing but then there's these sects of. Mormonism sect of Mormonism where you. have these guys that have like 19. underage wives that are all dressed like.

[ __ ] pilgrims you know that weird. [ __ ] they always find those guys sweet. be that's the song that they uh they. sing stay sweet or is it be sweet what's. the motto that they inculcate into the. girls be sweet well there's a few of. those guys right they get trouble they. probably are okay I'm just saying what's. the point of having a Young Bride if she. her forehead's that. big I don't know it's just also put a. Spider-Man helmet on her interesting the. keep sweet pray and Obey yeah they sing.

this song Oh blue hair they looks like. they have blue hair me during the. pandemic Warren Jeff's in the. fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of. Latter-day Saints apparently Salt Lake. city has the highest plastic surgery. rate because it's women going in after. having 12 kids getting their bodies oh. shellacked back together. imagine you have 12 kids by the time. you're 30 what a bum deal bum deal. because it's like the guy all the guy. does is has sex which they always do and. they want to do anyway and the woman has.

to carry this [ __ ] baby for nine. whole months her body changes and then. on the way out the ca gets blown out. that I I'm start okay I'm about to have. this happen Joe this is not for extra. Stitch this is not the time get that. [ __ ] to say this. it's all numb you might want to stitch. it up yourself I'm going to it's going. to go back yeah it'll go back I'm going. to do the coal plunge and it'll no sh. right back up but it's also stretch. marks and some women get these like they.

they're they're different people's skin. has different levels of elasticity yeah. some people they just gain a little bit. of weight and they get stretch marks and. it appears that it's genetic okay and so. some women they can have a baby and. their body shrinks right back to normal. and they have toned abs and other women. they just their stomach is just mess and. so then they have to hack off a giant. chunk of skin and Stitch it all. together I've been doing these exercises. so that your abs don't tear apart oh.

okay you got to do this whole thing what. are you doing doing it's like a it's. like a specific it's not Pilates per se. but it's to keep to make sure that they. don't rip and I'm inducing like a week. early oh okay you know why are you going. to do that cuz you can kind of do it at. uh like one week sooner what do they use. to induce pin. is there side effects associ with. associated with pin keep tight py let's. Google what are the side effects. associated with pin cuz whenever someone. says something like induce I'm like do.

you know that that was um originally the. use of LSD no the yeah it was uh I think. it was I think that was what they. originally were trying to formulate LSD. for they were trying to induce induce. labor I thought it was to brainwash. people that's they eventually started. using it for that too they started using. it for a bunch of things once they. realized but I'm pretty sure the initial. uses of of LSD that's wild yeah I also. is it true that LSD I've only done it.

like once the tabs that you have. flashbacks later later in life I bet if. you crank your brain up to 10 for too. long I bet it's a little residual effect. I do I mean child I mean Christina. Christina pitsky love you she told me. she I'm just doing her birth plan she's. like the second you walk in you get she. gave me the whole I'm just doing what. she did that's smart yeah what are there. side effects associated with pin use yes. uh oh oh yes mean oh no there side. effects with everything but does what. does pin do to the baby be useful in.

situation where mother in labor. experiencing weak contractions labor and. progressing normally however the use of. pin should be treated as a delicate. process that needs to be monitored. properly or else it could be dangerous. complications if the pin is misused. during labor puts both the baby and the. mother at risk due to hypers stimulation. h h. see but it does I guess the bigger the. baby gets the uh more the risk of a. C-section comes so this might little bit. lower the that'll protect your cooter.

yeah that's true go out through the. hatch just full soury we alen let's. go just but also I want to have another. one at some point and if you get a. cesarian you have to wait a little. longer I can't have an only child. they're. weird right you get adopt that's true. from where have you seen that um there's. a it depends on where you live if you. live in LA you should definitely adopt. from Africa to get some social credit. yeah do adopt from the poorest Village I.

mean where do people get their babies I. don't know but there's a price list that. there's there's different ethnicities or. different prices swear to God shut the. [ __ ] up swear to God what's the. cheapest I'm going to let you take this. one young mom of 22 wants to have more. than 100 babies with wealthy older. husband okay okay they've already got. like 26 kids or something like that how. surrogates oh oh a lot of people are. doing the surrogate deal now boy that's. weird that's a weird one right in a womb.

that's weird that's a weird one and then. you also got to think like you have to. monitor the diet of the person that's. having the baby make sure they're not. doing drugs yeah yeah I mean they're not. going to raise the kid why not smoke. crack right there is a a like you know. if the surrogate doesn't eat well the. baby will just start eating for reaching. from their bones and brain so it will do. a lot of damage to the surrogate maybe. more than the baby yeah that's. osteoporosis right some of that comes. from that yeah yeah yeah but I'm doing.

they're saying I'm doing the uh fish oil. like crazy because do you eat I I've I'm. not a fish person that fuk yeah but the. Fukushima thing really freaks me out. yeah I've talked to people that are. terrified of it and then I talked to. Elon who's not even remotely worried. about it okay and I think his brain. works pretty well I think he's probably. more along the correct path yeah yeah I. love fish yeah Jamie hates it look at. them really hates it we had sushi you. don't do sushi what oh man he's from.

Ohio they just eat potatoes there not a. lot of water there they steak and. potatoes giant Lake huh it's a giant. Lake Riv no salmon no none of it nothing. crab I can do crab legs okay not a lot. of it though delicious though butter. necessary Lobster I've had it I had deep. fried Lobster here actually was de fried. Lobster the D that was at Three Forks. right it sure was chicken fried Lobster. oh it's so good you know where I wanted. to eat while I was here is Red Ash but. it burned down burned down don't name. your restaurant that well they had a.

giant live Fire Grill area I guess I. don't know I honestly am just guessing I. don't know where see what what started. the fire at Red Ash but uh the guy who. ran red Ash uh John Carver opened up Jay. Carver's which is I hear it's great oh. it's so good so good that's my favorite. spot should have got or maybe I'll go. tonight there's so many spots to go to. though there's this new Mexican spot. that we've been talking about called. bakalar I saw that Bri I saw on your. Instagram I found a new Korean was not. new but it's open till 2 o'clock in the. morning it's called Soha it's amazing.

like super authentic Korean food and. what do you get when you go to get. Korean oh well there I got um this uh it. was squid and it was like this spicy. squid um and um something oh squid and. pork belt it was fantastic was really. good do you ever make bone broth out of. your elk bones no I don't but I do drink. bone broth every day me too yeah I buy. kettle and fire I get a lot of that.

stuff and I drink bone broth pretty much. at least once or not twice a day how. much say duck repairs going on so fire. and the Ducks yeah that makes sense so I. think the plan is so they have one of. those things that's a um a Grill Works. Grill I have one of those at home. they're the [ __ ] that's the same kind of. grill that they have at my favorite. restaurant in Vegas. which is bizarre Meats this incredible. Steakhouse where they have live fire. going on the steaks are on these. Argentine grills you know what those are. where you crank it so it raises and.

lowers so they start the staks up very. high so they slowly bring them up to. temperature and then lower it down as. the meat gets and then they sear it over. the fire oh I'm really trying to learn. I'm learning uh how to cook steaks. better it's such an art I can give you. some tips I'm pretty good at I think you. can that's my thing how do where are you. on the egg the Green Egg you can you. could definitely use a green egg yeah. they're great yeah yeah that's a kamato. type Grill I used to have one not a. green egg but it was a kado a company.

called I think it's called kado kamato. um but they make these really cool ones. like super artistic beautiful tile on. the outside of them that's awesome yeah. I I left it at one of my houses when I. sold the house CU I had to take out my. grill in the house I live in in. California because any kind of meat the. coyotes I would wake up coyotes would. just be standing on the grill in the. morning so it's like I need something I. can bring in the garage and then call it. a 22 with subsonic ammo okay I know I.

did I did Cam Hanes was like I'll come. take care of that in two seconds I know. yeah but you want to be able to shoot. multiple times the problem with bows and. arrows is it just takes too long to. reload you can get one but with a with. subsonic ammo they don't even know what. the [ __ ] happened they just get popped. but also it's whack-a-mole with them you. can't kill them right you're never going. to eradicate them in fact it's even. worse because when you kill coyotes when. they yell out at night. like they're kind of doing roll call and. when one of the coyotes shows up missing.

the female coyote will have more babies. just make she'll make a hormone to just. make more pups yeah there's a great book. about coyotes called coyote America that. my friend Dan Flores wrote and it's. fantastic and it just details how. unusual they are and how they evolve to. be that way because they were being. being killed by wolves in the west. they're in every city in the country. every they're in New York they're in. Central Park Yep they're everywhere. they're so cunning have you seen the. video of the guy on a boat and there's a. coyote swimming in the water and he.

reaches down and grabs it by the back of. its neck no where is this I just watched. it yesterday uh I had it on Instagram. you could probably find it Jamie if not. I might have it saved it doesn't seem. like they have rabies that often though. oh they I'm sure I'm sure they have. rabies I'm sure they proba have. everything they do seem Fearless like I. will have to chase one I go after they. look at you they're like mocking you. they're not scared of you they'll attack. your kids that's that's a really scary. one there was a uh one uh carried a kid. off of uh in Arizona off of a porch one.

tried to go someone put their baby. carrier down went right for it they. don't give as [ __ ] yeah that's food to. them they don't think of it as your kid. there's also something vulnerable I am. also there's uh the owls have really. gotten Brazen I've got you know these. like dog toys I pimples so I have these. like you know it's like it looks like a. fake squirrel or whatever I'm like where. are all the toys and there's a tree like. right behind my house and all of the dog. toys are just hanging it looks like some. Blair Witch Project [ __ ] they just pick. them. up that's a different one that guy found.

one that was in the lake the one I was. looking up they've there's like a video. from every year from the last few years. one in Martha's Vineyard they were. finding it this one in New York city so. it's not a dog okay so did it try to. bite them says he's now in the care of. veterinarians yeah that means youth in. Asia they're swimming in the East River. that's not B Bay ocean that's in Florida. oh New York's East River did you. uh Google guy grabs coyote from.

boat boers tries to find one the dead of. night this this happens I don't know. which specifically I mean if it's on. Instagram that's the Woodland Hills one. the coyote attacked a toddler in. Woodland Hills that's that one right. there with the pink think oh Jesus yeah. that one's [ __ ] look at this just. dragging the baby across that's like a. 5-year-old I know no not quite that old. but that's scary man they're [ __ ] how.

is the parent not seeing that thisen. they didn't hear it they were on the. other side of the car yeah [ __ ] man. right there your kid right there thing's. dragging your kid away God oh so scary. and then your kid just is horrified now. they they literally almost got eaten a. friend of mine was walking with um uh. her dog uh up in like the hills a dog a. coyote comes up you know kind of. stalking them chases them away keeps. walking turns around 15 minutes later. six coyote he had gone and got his.

friend came back because they'll try to. surround him Jesus cuz my dogs will. fight him but if it's one of my dogs. yeah and six or seven surround them and. what they want to do is this I got this. coyote guy comes over to say you got to. get the rollers like to put in the. fencing cuz they can jump like they're. vampires so you got to put these rollers. on the top so they jump and roll jump. and roll and then you got to go I think. it's like 3 or 4et into the ground or. something cuz they'll come under and he. goes cuz I'm like oh well I'll hear it. you know what I mean he's like no no you. won't hear it because the way the.

coyotes bait dogs is first they'll play. with them first they'll play with them. and then their friends will come down. and surround them or they'll make the. dog chase them to wear them out yeah and. then just take him back to the den yeah. I've told the story before but there was. a guy that I used to uh he worked at a. pet food store that I used to go to and. he also o worked at a veterinarians. clinic and they had a dog come in this. big pitbull it's big muscular Pitbull. and it was covered with scars like it's. whole body got stitched up hundreds of. stitches and the guy brought it in he's.

like I don't know what happened you know. he's just he got out of the fence and. this guy found him so this guy follows a. blood trail that his dog Left Behind up. into the hills where he finds nine dead. coyotes he said it looked like Vietnam. yep he said it was just like Saving. Private Ryan or something it was just a. just dead coyote everywhere just pick. the wrong dog that's it wrong dog yeah. wrong dog that's how mine are I just. don't want them to get rabies or. anything like that you know you know. they they make those giant pitbulls. where people just breed them larger and.

larger and larger and they're Fearless. they're not afraid of pain at all yep no. and so like a fight is like fun for them. they're waging their tail yeah all that. extra skin you know but it's also their. pain tolerance is [ __ ]. extraordinary cuz they're bred that way. it's also crazy when you think like. bulldog and stuff right they were bred. to fight Bulls to the death and that's. what all those wrinkles are for so that. the blood would drain down is that what. it's for I think so I just thought they. just raised them tough they'd have bull. baiting where they'd have a bull chained.

up and then the the dogs would attack. the bull that bear baiting they used to. do with bears they sick dogs on bears. that was just entertainment back then. you would just watch that fight go on. and on yeah you didn't have Instagram. didn't have a good algorithm like we. were never human naturewise we were. never particularly moral this is good'. ever to say I feel like this is we're. better now than ever yeah this is the. best case scenario in terms of what. we're seeing happen and we're still. insanely tribal you seen these fights.

break out these Israel Palestine. protests and some old man in La got. beaten to death the other day they hit. him over the head with a. microphone internally hemorrhaged and. died that guy needs to drink some of the. LA water get that Fenty all the system. chill out I know I in my brain maybe I'm. just trying to get out of it I'm like. that person must be on drugs that. persons on drugs or are people just this. riled up by people are riled up people. they feel like it's something they're. supposed to do and whenever there's a. cause like free Palestine or free. Ukraine or whatever the [ __ ] cause is.

Justified people feel justified in doing. horrific things to other people because. they're on the right side and that is. one of the things I mean that is. literally what the Hamas did to the. Israelis that's what the Nazis did to. the Jews it's what people have done. forever when they can other a different. group and then and it's also what the. Israelis have done to some of the. Palestinians too they other groups they. you can turn a group into some. non-humans that are your enemy some Orcs.

And just like reduce them to objectify I. mean it seems like be a part of like how. human beings existed and thrived in. tribes like you almost had to develop. that sort of skill because if you didn't. you'd be attacked by other tribes and. you wouldn't be able to handle the. situation you wouldn't be you know you. would make a mistake and and treat them. like another person and they would kill. you and then you wouldn't live and then. they would kill your family and it's. like people had to develop this ability. to be horrific to the others I go back.

to uh my dad used to manage a hotel in. um Hil uh West Virginia Hilltop house. where sort of the Civil War kind of. started and I go to these Civil War I. got of something happens when you turn. 40 or maybe where you get obsessed with. the Civil War and Hitler I don't know. what Can't Get Enough Civil War stuff. right now and you're like it was so. recently that we were just fighting each. other with swords oh yeah in fields oh. so recently that was so recent I just. had this guy on Elliot West he wrote. this book Continental Reckoning the. American rest uh in the age of expansion.

it's [ __ ] incredible book and he's. just incredible guy but he's talking. about all the things that happened when. people settled in America and made their. way across the country and the the. expansion and what the horrific. consequences were also there's something. and I know I always bring this up with. you the calcio storico thing that the. when that fight happens in Italy. violence goes basically down to zero wow. and it's like isn't I mean if MMA didn't. exist I'm sure there would be so much.

more violence perhaps catharsis of it I. mean that was one of the reasons why. they invented football they invented. football as like a substitute for war. just to get out of your system you give. someone something to compete against. that isn't killing each other cuz human. beings have been killing each other in. competition forever it was the part when. you grew up you wanted to be a soldier. when you grew up you wanted to fight for. your country it was noble and when you. needed to fight off the enemy you wanted. to raise a kid that was a soldier so it. became a part of what it meant to be a.

male human being growing up and part of. the Second Amendment right is about. being part of the volunteer infantry. right well it's to maintain a militia. and the idea of the militia originally. was to fight off a tyrannical government. right I mean it was like what got us. here to this point they moved to America. to escape the tyranny of Europe of of uh. England they got here and they said we. must have the right to keep in bare arms.

because the first thing a tyrant is. going to do is disarm the population. because then they can't rise up and then. they can't have a well-armed militia. it's so interesting because um I was. talking to someone recently about like. sort of the history of standup in. America and it being different than what. the court Jester's job was and because I. mean standup is unique American like hip. hop right like un American invention not. that old um whereas the Court Jester. people like no there's been the Court. Jester this was a different thing the. cor Chester's job was to deliver bad. news to the King right but also to make.

fun of the king and if the king didn't. laugh the idea was power had corrupted. his brain in some way and he was like a. problem you know which because it's like. power corrupts it's a well they just. wanted someone like Brian K around just. constantly crack. jokes d you know you need someone like. that there just always cracking jokes. just always on always just being a. pigeon yeah for no reason if you if I. was a king I'd be bored as [ __ ] someone. feeding me grapes someone dance for me.

you like have gout you can't walk you. know the lotas had something called the. hyoka hyoka was a sacred clown and the. idea was that you had to have one member. of society that made fun of everything. The Greatest Warrior the queen whatever. the [ __ ] it was because if you couldn't. make fun of something it was [ __ ]. yep yeah if you couldn't make fun of. something you couldn't talk about. something that thing was like why can't. you y like what is it about that thing. that thing might be corrupted yep and. they realized that that was a weakness.

in their society if they had a thing. that had that kind of power where it. couldn't be made a fun of I mean that's. the thing it's like it's it's wild like. don't you find being a comedian right. now people are like we need you more. than ever and I'm like we're just making. jokes like what happened that we became. these like bravery Warriors. social media attacks cancelling. censoring there's so many things it's. like Live Comedy in a club especially in. a club like ours that you take away the.

um ability to use your phone everybody's. phone's in a bag it changes everything. it changes everything it makes it this. like what it used to be which is this. free speech sort of art form where you. can [ __ ] around and say a bunch of. outrageous [ __ ] and anywhere else that. gets you in trouble in our culture more. more than ever before people are getting. fired for not even that controversial. opinions crazy yeah I mean it's it's. after the Chappelle after the Will Smith. Chris Rock thing Chappelle at the.

Hollywood ball there was and again maybe. this is just cameras are catching it and. this has always kind of happened but I. think we would have heard about it we. knew when Jim Jeff got you know a guy. ran up on stage and punched him that was. a while ago you know but after the. Chappelle Hollywood Bowl thing it was. like Kim conden got physically assaulted. after she opened for Joey d somewhere. that was that girl uh Ariel alot I can't. sorry I don't know her last name but. someone threw a beer can right at her. head when she was on stage Jesus lot of. crazy [ __ ] and then there was a girl. that was um I think I tweeted it ages.

ago I don't really do much to X sorry um. someone flipped a table at her while she. was on stage it was just like some bar. show it's just wild to think that people. would get that pissed off about a. comedian saying something well I also. think that people are just generally. more pissed off now the economy sucks Co. no one really recovered from Co that. well psychologically people didn't. recover from it that well and some. people financially a ruined forever. imagine how bitter you'd be if you had a. job that your family worked for 30 years.

and then these [ __ ] politicians just. decided you weren't an essential. business and you guys lost everything. and you can't rebound n you can't get a. loan you can't there's no way to restart. the number of I think it was like 80% of. restaurants uh at least in California. closed it's somewhere around there it. was 70 at one time yeah it's nuts it's. nuts what they did was [ __ ] insane. but they didn't do it here no they. didn't do it here and that's one of the. Reas fact gome this American Psycho ass.

botoxed Smithers like the fact that he. was just able to get away with this yeah. is wild yeah and I don't know what our. taxes even pay for at this point his. wife's legal bills with Harvey Weinstein. well when you are in a state like. California that is blue no matter who. you can away with. murder cuz it's just a matter of who the. party chooses to be in that position and. what kind of nonsense and propaganda. they're going to use to justify all of. the decisions that they made you know.

what kind of revisionist History well. you know we made some mistakes he did a. lot more than that he mandated a [ __ ]. experimental vaccine for children to be. able to go to school there's even these. um uh have you seen the little robot. food delivery guys they're called Cocos. they're just it's a little cooler on. wheels. your like you couldn't even let the. people that lost theirs that are now. door Dash guys and Postmates you. couldn't even let them have a job you. know yeah I guess they don't give a [ __ ].

about that they just care about their. own business it's hard. enough it's a mess out there it's a mess. out there and you know it'll probably. get a lot better it's certainly not what. it was at the turn of the century like I. was talking about the dissolving. Illusions book when they're talking. about New York City in 1900 [ __ ]. horrible yeah gangs in New York think of. that kind of [ __ ] I mean it's way better. now but it's still a mess and this. technically the third Industrial. Revolution right like do a lot of people. historically get put out of jobs when.

every time there's an industrial. revolution and then it reorganizes that. makes sense but the problem with this is. also AI we might become obsolete we very. well could become I mean that's a real. thing that people don't want to think. about but you could we could all become. obsolete other than maybe artists like. some artist can survive but then even. digital art is doing things where. they're making versions like I was. talking to Molly Krab Apple about this. she's a super talented artist that's. been on the podcast before and she's. she's been she ranted quite a bit about.

AI in the early days she's like they're. stealing people's art because even if. they're not stealing your image that. what they're doing is they're they're. sort of siphoning up all of your artwork. and then someone says make a painting in. style of Molly crab apple and it can. just do it and it' be a painting like. she would do but it's digital and it. looks awesome yeah and mean we we showed. a bunch of these Alex Gray images that. they've done through AI you know what.

Alex Gray is uh I think I've heard this. psychedelic artist he's been on the. podcast a couple times as well really. really fascinating guy and fascinating. artwork but they did AI versions of his. artwork and it's just as good if not. better it's [ __ ] incredible I mean. this is like I was used to be obsessed. with Jean bodard like the simulakra he. wrote about how you know French. philosopher about how we actually prefer. the fake to the original you know it's. like Vegas like how we just prefer the. simulor to the original we prefer you.

know a cherry Starburst to an actual. Cherry you know when you start to like. how far gone you end up being but in. terms of the California thing something. that does like drive me nuts it's like. no one has a job in California except. children like child acting is still. legal like children are the ones that. work like why are children still showing. up not only that like kids who get jobs. when they're young at least they learn. how to work and they learn work ethic. child actors just become [ __ ] up why. do why AR we using CGI kids or midgets.

or something it is so wild to me that. and I got in trouble for saying this. about the sound of Freedom movie because. it's like yes obviously that movie had. to get made and we need to talk about. that more but why are you putting child. actors in a movie about how to not treat. children tries me insane right and. they're getting treated poorly in the. movie yeah well it's like these kids. like what do they know what they're. doing do they know the subject matter of. this well not only that you're making a. kid famous right if you make a kid. famous you're ruining that kid for being.

a child trafficked kid like what are the. odds of a kid getting famous when. they're young and coming out okay it's. almost like 99% they're not going to. they would have to find something very. unusual that they did that gave them. Center and balance and yeah and I think. get creeped out when I go into the you. know to send like a meme or something. and there's like a little girl in a tutu. I'm like who's this kid like why I mean. I guess it comes from that um the. Toddlers and tiara those shows where. they're making kids pageant girls or.

something but I'm like what are all. these memes even the girl in the back. seat who's like making the face I'm like. who children they still do those things. cuz one time we were here we were doing. the Addison Improv it was me and Joey. Diaz and Duncan love that club and we. were walking through this hotel lobby. and we saw all these little girls in. like skirts and high heels and made up. and there was a child beauty pageant. going on nope no and it's bizarre.

I I'm gonna say it there was I want to. say a couple years ago on a magazine I. think it was People magazine they had. this would have been John Benet Ramsay's. 18th. birthday why is that a cover why are we. and I guess someone told me there was. some kind of like Reddit not Reddit I'm. sorry um deep forchan about when John. Benet ramsy like a countdown of when she. would have turned 18 kind of thing and.

you're like why are we looking at this. girl again why is she still on the cover. of magazines and they never found out. who killed her right I. mean I don't I don't know the answer. nobody got arrested it wasn't the dad or. something the daughter was the mom but. then also the whole thing also just. Spooks me I like I don't even want to. look into it because I once watched a. documentary about Johan B Ramsey and. they were like oh they found that when. she was dead her vagina was twice the. size of a normal 5-year-old and you're.

like well how did you know the normal. size well they know Anatomy I know I. just was like but yeah there was there. was evidence that she hadd been. penetrated and I was talking Duncan. about this about how these mom. influencers on Tik Tok you know have. like I'm giving my kid bath time and. we're doing it with this whatever. Johnson to Johnson shampoo paidon. partnership whatever they mom. influencers and you'll see oh there's. 50,000 plays of this video but there's.

2,000 downloads oh why are why you. downloading a kid getting a shower and. why are you. allowing people to download these videos. off Tik Tok of your kid I don't like the. downloads well the whole thing is weird. exposing your kids to the world like. that seems crazy and the fact that. people do it for money and that there's. like these influencers that use their. family and their kids and start this. business where they exposing their kids. to the world you know fine I won't have. my baby live on only fans fine is there.

a stigma to doing only fans TV because. of only fans the thing people kind of go. like uh oh am i g to but it's a totally. separate thing and right but it's got. the same name yeah yeah it does but I. think you know I look back and I just go. like you know what we're at a time where. it's like Comedy Central doesn't exist. this special that I'm doing it was I had. done five standup specials and I. realized that every time I did a special. I would start another special after I. did one instead of just going like let.

me just be free and write what I want to. write let me just like not censor myself. I'd be like oh I probably can't talk. about that or oh this probably you know. won't you know be topical in a year so I. was like catering what I was writing to. the idea of shooting a special in a year. and I was like this creatively is just. not what I the way want to be. functioning now so I just wrote like. crazy [ __ ] that would only be done on. the road or in the clubs and um and. basically they're like do you want to do. a special here we're going to start. doing standup specials they're going to. start doing like half hours you know.

totally uncensored no notes I had done. the roasts with them they let us do. anything I mean it was like we did the. the raser BG pressure by my favorite. joke might be um Tony Hinchcliffe to Jim. Norton because he go uh uh Jim Norton. likes to have sex with trans women. cuz he's. gay I mean [ __ ] that like you would just. get dinged if you did it anywhere else. like they were just so awesome about it. that's well we need more platforms like.

that that's for sure I'm not anti only. fans at all and I think like I said if I. was a young girl I would do that before. I'd work at Walmart I have zero problem. with it I just think it could be. potentially a trap if you're a person. that wants to do something else. eventually yeah yeah but the the. subscription is totally separate from. the TV network you know so the TV. network they're trying to do comedy it's. like people a lot of you know cooking. people I think you and Matt R had talked. about it so it's just of.tv and it's.

free and totally uncensored so you don't. have to pay for it that's great too and. at a time where you're like it's kind of. like Netflix or nothing at this point. and I was like if I put 30 minutes of. trans and drag queen Story Hour jokes on. Netflix I feel like I probably get a ton. of heat yeah so it was kind of like the. it feels like like if you're going to. only fans TV you're already a com you're. already down for comedy yeah makes sense. that's great no it's great they're doing. roast it's great they're doing comedy. specials you know it's like there's only. a few uncensored platforms that are.

available now rumble's one of them you. can kind of do whatever you want on. Rumble yeah but I feel like it's not you. know it's not as mainstream but it's. certainly growing but thing about how. long it took for YouTube become to. become YouTube that's true and as. there's more restrictions put on YouTube. I think things like Rumble will probably. grow M and as more content creators move. over to rumble it'll probably grow yeah. for sure yeah I've been I I I think RFK. and Russell bran they kind of put stuff. on there I've started going Barry Weiss.

does stuff on there greenal I think. Barry does stuff on there she definitely. does stuff on substack yeah who else. there's a lot of people that do stuff on. these alternative networks which are. very important you need other stuff. going on seems like Twitter is going to. be a major Contender though too yeah I. mean we put uh the Elon Musk episode on. Twitter you know because I asked Elon do. the podcast he said can we put it on. Twitter as well I was like yeah [ __ ]. yeah figure that out Tucker show on. there is giant giant giant well the.

video that we have of El I think it got. 33 million views insane yeah just you. two eating pizza is bigger than. any so [ __ ] crazy and that's just. there that's nothing compared to what. it's on on show Spotify does it get. annoying in all the presidential debates. that people keep asking you to host them. I couldn't it's bizarre listen folks I'm. a [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] a. dirty joke seller and a cage fighting.

commentator I am the [ __ ] last person. I've always said that like if I'm a. source of information that's a supply. chain issue that is not me half the time. you're an astronaut. helmet but also like this is what I like. to do I like to talk to people like you. I like to talk to people like this guy. Elliot West I like to talk to interest I. like to talk to Gary Brea I like to talk. to interesting people where I can have a. conversation with someone about. something that I'm really interested in. the problem with like political debates. and all that stuff is like you're. dealing with you're in the grift you're.

trying to make the grift not a grift. that's right and you're not gonna. they're going to use you they're going. to use the thing they're going to use. the moment there's a whole team of. people that's trying to concoct the. right things to say they prepared for it. you know I don't want to do that you no. that's not my thing I'm I'm not. interested in that and I certain want. the world to be a better place I. certainly want a better option than what. we've got right now but that's not my. thing and they they can't talk you into. doing that just because you're popular.

that seems crazy it's funny they just. call you out for it I think it's yeah. but it's like it's not even what I'm. interested in I'm interested in just. having conversations with people that. I'm interested in talking to I wouldn't. mind. seeing the candidates physically fight. each other and you call you call that. sadd [ __ ] ever there should be a fitness. component to this RFK gen you would [ __ ]. everybody up that D is jacked an animal. he would [ __ ] them all up is he would. [ __ ] everybody up just like post videos.

of him like doing pull-ups down at the. Venice boardwalk super healthy Jesus man. super healthy yeah it's um you know look. no one wants that job and I think what. it's really going to boil down to is AI. as president that's what it's going to. boil down to there's going to be some. Hive intelligence we all going to. relinquish our control to this thing. because it's far superior to what we. have yeah and Lex is running this how is. this not good no le but who programs the. AI doesn't that's the real problem. that's the problem well the the real way.

to handle it would be you let the AI. program itself once it becomes sensient. and then it's going to realize that. you're a problem and that's what Elon. said like it's going to realize that if. overpopulation is the problem then. people are the problem it's going to. make these logical conclusions got some. people yeah. and it's I remember watching this um. this thing about when uh the there was. this robot that they programmed to. because I guess they work on like a for. lack of a better word like point system. of how economical that they they can be. of like what's the shortest way to most. efficient way to get something done and.

there was like a table like this and. they told the robot get on top of the. table so it's was like the program what. you program with is very important the. way you say get on top of the table so. the robot thought for a second pushed. the table to the ground breaking the. legs and then stepped on top of the. table cuz that was the most efficient. way to do it instead of we would go oh. you would jump on top but that was our. idea of what a robot would do the. robot's not worried about destroying. table didn't give a [ __ ] it was like oh. I'm getting on top of that boom and it. was like oh [ __ ] yeah all someone would.

have to do is tell it that you can't. listen to people because people are. stupid and then it would just make. decisions based on logic and like what's. better for the Earth right you might. make like an overall choice that for. biodiversity on Earth it'd be better if. humans didn't exist yeah it's iCal to. just put a bullet in the head of the. girl throwing soup at the Monae yeah. like this is well that's how they do it. in Russia yeah it's so true that's why. they don't do that [ __ ] over there I got. to say I I had these Russian hair. extensions for a while and they were.

very healthy I mean the people over. there the best hair they're feeding. they're eating well over there GMO Fon. it's illegal to grow GMO crops over. there I mean that I feel like that we're. the only that's how it should be that's. how it should be I mean it Italy is is. Banning the lab grown meat and um a lot. of that stuff too in Europe I mean what. we're doing is not good but also we have. extraordinary population problems like. in in major areas where they're not. growing food that's a big problem right.

right you got to get them food somehow. or another like how you going to get. them food yeah and you know what are you. going to do about all those areas that. have monocrop agriculture do you know. how long it takes to take an. industrialized farm and convert it to a. regenerative Farm um when I had Will. Harris from White Oaks pastures on he. said it took like almost 20 years for. them to convert their family farm to a. regenerative Farm I mean now it's. awesome it's just the soil is so. depleted everything I mean you you got. to plan it out and it takes. extraordinary amounts of money you're. not going to make as much money you're. not going to get much yield off the land.

there's a lot involved and you're trying. to develop what you're trying to do is. mimic nature in a control controlled. environment it's a lot to it you know. you have to have grazing land you have. to take the manure you have to have. chickens roaming around and pigs and you. have move them yeah there's like so many. different things that have to happen but. the end result is natural and balanced. and it's actually carbon neutral so. that's that's what everybody wants but. most industrialized Farms are horrible.

have you ever seen those pig farms they. fly over them with drones and you see. these Lakes of [ __ ] and piss that they. have where they just drain out from the. bottom of the cage and these [ __ ]. insane Lakes of piss and [ __ ] and this. is something I dealt with when my dad. was sick because he was in a bed for a. long time and kept having to be on. antibiotics and developed antibiotic. resistance and they say that that when. when meat has all that antibiotics in it. because they're waiting in their own. [ __ ] and have to be on them that we're. consuming you know antibiotics so by the.

time you actually need them they might. not work oh crazy crazy I mean I got to. wrap this up Whitney we've already been. do we've been doing like three and a. half hours like that how long was that I. miss you I miss you too I mean yeah yeah. three and a half hours. um move here [ __ ] move here oh dude. I'm trying come on man it's fun I'm. trying it's the last place I told you. all the ways they're trying to keep all. I mean all the ways they're trying to. keep us now you got to pay 5% of the. what you make if you sell your house in.

La you got to pay it to the city of La. yeah they're not letting us leave that. it's so crazy it's so crazy but it might. be overturned steal money they just. steal criminal dude but I would honestly. paid at this point just to maybe get out. yeah we'll see when's the kids's born. you're going to want to get out I think. to yeah you're going to want I got to. get the [ __ ] out of here and you come. here it's nice and peaceful all right. I'm on it I love you my friend you so. much so always good to see you thanks. for having me uh tell everybody about. your special um uh. .tv Whitney it's free it's on only fans.

TV it's called mouthy there it is and I. get in all kinds of trouble oh this is. the trailer where I really look let's go. I really look like I'm uh how pregnant. were you here this was I was seven. months pregnant so just a month ago it's. all the fad there it is look at that at. a store I did it yeah I did it in the in. the main room nice I hear fit Simmons is. shooting his special at the Mother Ship. yes he is yeah we're excited Brian. Simpson shot is here Duncan shot one. here Stan hope shot one here it makes no. sense that we do like an away game every.

time we shoot a special we shoot at some. theater we've never been in before D. where it's fun and also I just think. comedy at a club is the greatest it's. about fem anoir. fem kills me he did a special at the. store and I was uh watching it with. somebody who's not in the business in. any capacity and he just went why aren't. all specials like this. yeah I feel like I'm in the crowd and I. was like exactly you feel like you're in. the crowd everybody wants to show. everybody they can sell out a giant. Arena that's what we do it for other. Comics like why am I looking at. architecture well the industry wants you. to do that too they want you to be at a. giant place that looks beautiful no one.

needs to see a crane shot in Gold Leaf. architecture that's what I'm saying all. right love you love you too bye. everybody see you. [Applause]. [Music]. n.