Joe Rogan Experience #2046 - Brian Redban

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. [Music]. day hey hi what's going on hi we are um. at the verge of World War III yeah how I. you know here's what's crazy man I've. been freaking out over the last like few. weeks like at nighttime like at night. time I'll be alone and I just start. thinking about the future of the world.

and I start like legit freaking out like. what what would happen if we were like. legit Armageddon Mad Max nuclear war. like how far are we away from that and. it just it's it could just give me. anxiety before I go to sleep i' just be. laying there going [ __ ] like how does. this all resolve and then this [ __ ]. Israel thing pops off and now I'm like. legit freaked out I've been uh. definitely buying a lot of stuff lately. for my house like into the world [ __ ]. like I'm getting Tesla solar right now.

you know battery pack so I can live off. the grid and yeah that's a good move. yeah yeah if you can get your house. solar that's a big move just [ __ ] I. you know at a certain point in time what. is it what's the electricity even. getting you other than keeping the. lights on though what I'm scared of is. like all Communications are gone like. how how hard would it be to shut down. our power grid how hard would it be to. blow a few satellites up and no one. knows [ __ ] yeah that's why like that. that that starlink the you know the.

satellites thing I'm thinking about. getting that even though I have I have. great internet but you know just because. oh what if it's yeah it's scary yeah I. was in the mountains in Utah and they. had starlink and it was great it works. everywhere it's really but people keep. thinking it's UFOs oh yeah like people. keep filming it flying what is that yeah. that dots in the air dude everybody's. looking for UFOs now like more than ever. yeah ring ring ring cameras are putting. out a million dooll Bounty if you catch. something on your ring cameras right now.

they will pay you a million dollars. that's good because they know they don't. have to pay that yeah exactly it's like. sweet very smart did you see that one in. Vegas that they captured on camera like. the dashboard cam of a police car caught. this thing streaking through the sky and. then these this family said that it. landed in their backyard and that these. uh tall Creatures got out of it they saw. the tall creatures but then when George. knp was uh going to interview them like. I think it was on two separate occasions.

they they just [ __ ] wouldn't answer. the door oh really yeah but I think also. I mean they might have been just made. they might have made the whole story up. right that's most likely but also. imagine how freaked out you would be if. all of the sudden the whole world wanted. to talk to you because of a UFO in your. backyard and I don't know if they're. legal I believe they spoke Spanish see. if you can find that story cuz it was. the beginning I was like whoa and then I. was like what right you know it's one of. those things like you want it to be true.

so you start you start uh like going. whoa what is going on with this story. and then you read it more you read into. it more like yeah that's all those. stories right every one of them yeah. it's never like oh that we filmed it on. the new iPhone look how crisp it is uh. the only ones that I ever really make me. pause are the ones from the military. guys and the the ones from the military. guys the more I think about it the more. I think that is some absolute top secret.

[ __ ] that the United States government. has developed I think they have some. super high tech drone technology that. operates on some very sophisticated. propulsion system that we're not aware. of or different countries you know I. think it's America the reason why I. think it's America is because these. things always happen where military. bases are like one of them happened off. the coast of the nimts and San Diego you. know San Diego is where all the seals. are that's where bunch of military base. well bunch of there's like a bunch of.

exercises that go on in the sea outside. of San Diego so that makes sense and. they were doing fighter jet testing and. and and training out there that's how. they saw this thing so that kind of. makes sense to me and then the other. ones are in the east coast again in the. same kind of airspace where these guys. practice all the time and I had this one. guy on Ryan Graves and he said that when. they upgraded their the the equipment on. their Jets in 2014 I believe that's when. they started seeing all the these things.

that's when they're like what the [ __ ]. is going on now is that an accident like. if they wanted to find out you know like. whether or not these things were you. could detect them you know whether or. not we could employ them or deploy them. rather without anybody knowing wouldn't. you test him with your own guys like I. would you know hey here's the rules. don't shoot at those things if you see. them we don't know what the [ __ ] they. are yeah but they probably do know what. the [ __ ] they are but also real aliens. I'm I'm I leave.

everything on the table I think if you. had a pie of the UFO pie. right most of it [ __ ] like a good 70. 65% is [ __ ] that's really low you. know me come on man I got an alien. problem I got a real alien problem I got. a UFO on the desk we got a [ __ ] alien. head uh on the wall yeah um but I'm also. a realist in at least in some ways and I. look at it I go okay.

most of it's just [ __ ] and then. misunderstandings so what's. misunderstandings how many of them are. shooting stars which happen all the time. I saw one the other day it was dope just. the light the sky just shot up and it. dies off I was like oo it's pretty um. how many of them are just fighter jets. [ __ ] like that have you ever seen like a. stealth bomber have you ever seen one of. those yeah in the sky not in the sky I. mean I had a air museum we were feeling. Fear Factor in 2001 and it was right.

after 9911 uh so we were out at. um no not what's the [ __ ] City we're. at we would go there all the time. Palmdale so Palmdale's like way out. there a lot of crack it's it was sketchy. area but also these big open roads that. we could close down and so we would do. these stunts with like giant semi trucks. barreling down the road and these people. had to climb on the outside of the truck. [ __ ] like that.

and so we were out there and we saw this. thing just flying through the air like a. [ __ ] something out of Star Wars we. were everybody stopped we were like. whoa It's a stealth bomber just flying. through the sky they look so sick they. look they look like they're not of this. world you're talking about the Blackbird. right is that what it's called Blackbird. or I I think there's more than one sexy. one that's like all black and it looks. like it has muscles and [ __ ] it it was. sexy it was very sexy it was very black.

it was it was very um very spaceship. looking see if you get a video of that. thing are there is there more than one. well there's a couple different stealth. there's the B2 stealth which is probably. the big one you're talking about mhm on. the. screen oh yeah that's exactly what it. looked like that's the new one that's. exactly what it looked like when I saw. that thing I was like oh my God there's. a couple other ones if you didn't know. come on man and you saw that thing. flying through the sky like give me one. of those images like that image right. there to your right of your cursor right. there yeah click on that.

if you just saw that you'd be like oh my. God we're getting invaded for sure. especially at night can you imagine what. what is there video of that at night I. bet that looks like a UFO I bet you. can't see it at night like you know the. whole idea is that it evades radar how. does that even work oh here's one oh. this is that's from the ground C looks. like a plane God these cameras it does. look a little bit like a plane but those. three lights don't people always say. they see like three lights in the sky. it's how many of them are this thing. probably a [ __ ] ton you know MH I mean.

everybody always talks about a triangle. shaped craft right well there it is yeah. [ __ ] there it is the ones that they. spotted over Phoenix remember they had. that uh Phoenix the Phoenix Lights and. they always say oh it was going slow and. then out of nowhere it just jet out of. nowhere super fast yeah that's another. one oh that's a nice yeah but you think. about it if it has three Lights under it. and it's uh it's flying through the air. and it's that high all i' have to do is. turn those three lights off and you like.

oh my God it disappeared yeah you know. you wouldn't even you would have no idea. what's going on so now on the ground. like that that looks like a jet like a. super dope jet what's the other one we. have a I think we have a drone I think I. was looking at one that's like not. officially I think it's like the SR 72. hasn't been officially announced what's. that one on the far. left the white one yeah that looks like. a. spaceship look at that thing wow that. looks cool [ __ ] yeah it looks cool I. mean if you were you know.

like when I was in high school in the. 1980s he told me like what are jets. going to look like in 2003 oh I like. that or 20123 i' be like that that kind. of [ __ ] yeah that's a unmanned aircraft. that's 10 years ago whoa yeah see so 10. years ago so this thing off the coast. the nits this is 2004 so that's almost. 20 years ago that's the only thing that. gives me pause I was like did they. really have that kind of Technology 20. years ago where something could jet off. into the into the sky and go from ,000. ft of LC level to zero in a second did.

they have that back then maybe you know. maybe they had that but just they didn't. have any way to use it and so they just. hold on to it I mean like what would you. use that for like if they did have it. here's the thing if they had something. like that like the Tic Tac have you seen. the Tic Tac one mhm that's the videos. that gives that's the one that's the. most legit cuz it's two separate Jets. multiple eyeballs on this thing video.

evidence of this thing radar data um. check this thing out this is a Chinese. drone and it says it moves with burst of. compressed air wow to maneuver this test. bed drone can influence upcoming sixth. generation fighter design new drone. features active flow technology which. uses burst of high-press air from. actuators embedded in the aircraft's. body for maneuvering instead of. traditional moving controlled surfaces. such as I don't know how say that air a.

aons Rudders and. elevators wow so it uses compressed air. to flutter and and maneuver but what. does that thing do if uh winds are. [ __ ] up can it push against the winds. like how's that air work probably falls. apart it's made in. China bro they made your phone they make. great stuff too I'm just kidding but. that's the funny thing right we would. think made made in China is cheap [ __ ]. made in China is everything yeah we. can't make a single phone over here that.

is the dumbest thing of all time crazy. I've been talking about stage um not. hard yeah [ __ ] if China can do it right. if you know we've talked about this. before but if they made a phone in. America and you didn't have to like feel. terrible about people working in the. coal M the Cobalt mines to get the. Cobalt out of the ground and if you. didn't have to feel terrible about. people working 16 hours a day sleeping. in CS jumping off the roof manufacturing. it you'd be happy to pay a little more.

okay unlike traditional AFC which uses. high pressure air to maneuver an. aircraft plasma AFC works by using a. thin thin membrane in front of a flying. wing aircraft with I which ionizes air. molecules the ionized air molecules. generate a plasma shower that. accelerates the air flow which can keep. the craft from stalling if goes down at. particular air. speed for example China's plasma AFC is. claimed to prevent stalls even if the.

aircraft speed drops to unusually low. 108 km per hour and that funny that's. low but that's like what is that 108 is. like. 605 something like. 70 like what's uh 200 miles an hour or. 200 kilometers is like 60 miles an hour. right cuz I know that from Cars you know. like see like and we we were supposed to. adopt the metric system when I was in. [ __ ] grammar school bro yeah we were. supposed to get on board with soccer and.

we were supposed to get on board with. the metric system Celsius right y yep. that's part of it it's all ours is so. goofy so stupid ours is second only to. England England still uses stone for. people he weighs 16. Stone what's that even I think it's 13bs. is that what a stone is something like. that it's like 13 point something we. googled it once like what the root of. that was like had just made a a.

measurement in the [ __ ] 14 14 lbs so. that's like from back in the you know. probably the Barbarian days this Stone. will be how we measure food and gold you. know and however many of them you know. we have three stone it's just like it's. so it's so. medieval. Stone that's ridiculous yeah it's weird. but it's weird that we're not all on. board with one measurement and we [ __ ]. it up like we easily could have gave up.

on inches what do we like. [ __ ] we really committed to inches M. you what are we really committed to. yards are yards important to you why. isn't it meters The Whole World's meters. at least we're all going USBC now right. that's the one thing that in. straws but they had to get threatened by. Europe to go to USBC yeah apple loves. their Walled Garden oo they're so good. at it they're the best at it they really. are that company is amazing what it's.

done because it's taking something that. everyone has a cell phone and making it. so if you have theirs it's significantly. better you can send each other videos. you can do the FaceTime it's native to. the phone you have to don't have to. download anything it works on. everybody's phone now even works on an. Android phone you could air drop and. then if you get a new phone all of your. [ __ ] just transfers over instantly mhm. and if you like uh are a comic and you.

have your notes on your phone like a. it's so sweet he just like oh my God I. lost my phone I lost all my notes no I. didn't log on bang new phone bang. there's your notes M you know they're. just so good and I know Android has a. lot of those features I know it does. usually don't get mad yeah they're. they're better than ever at at. Innovation they're the first to make. foldables they have legit foldables now. you were showing me yours the other day. yeah that pixel yeah dude that is sweet. that is [ __ ] Sweet Apple needs to.

jump on that you know they will in like. two years they'll have a foldable I bet. they'll be way behind the curve yeah but. they won't have the crease I bet I bet. that's the big thing I got to tell you. it bummed me out when I found out that. Samsung was faking those Moon pictures. it really bummed me out yeah because you. actually told me about it or you sent me. one and you were like and that made me. buy the Galaxy S21 or whatever it was at. the time I I was like I have to get this. and it's still you know yeah it's still. fine I guess the camera's incredible the. camera is amazing it's a very very very.

good camera but so is the iPhone camera. the only thing that the Samsung camera. legitimately does do is it zooms in way. better like they can zoom in from like. it's crazy Zoom I know it's electronic. it's like Optical up to a certain extent. five I think yeah and then it go what. does apples do apples is five and it. zooms in but the megax megapixels are. bigger on the Galaxy s23 and stuff like. that Ultra right but I mean how what. where are you look looking at your phone. your pictures for the most part you're.

looking at them on your phone your pH so. what how much of a difference does that. make it's not that big of a difference. it's it's the quality of the lens and. stuff like the new iPhone uh it's like. 48 megapixels but their new Zoom is uh. this new zoom lens it's five time uh. Optical now but so many of the tests. show like the quality of the two you. know the Galaxy s23 Ultra it's like. almost exactly the same and like twice. the megapixel so megapixels doesn't. really matter anymore it's actually the. detail up to a certain point of MEAP but. doesn't megapixels matter say like if.

you want like one of the things Sony has. one of the most interesting phones. because Sony is out there Wilding and. what Sony's done is they said look no. one's buying this but we're just going. to make a phone with the craziest. [ __ ] camera we could put on it with. the most professional features like a. guy like you or Jamie Jamie really knows. how to work a camera you know like and a. lot of people that are like legit. photographers they love that Sony phone. because you can it you go into it it's. like a computer there's so many features.

so many options what is it called oh the. new one it's it's it has like the same. kind of setup as like a they're like. professional camera lens like the menus. and stuff like the yeah. MKBHD he um he went over it yeah and and. he was just talking about like who is. this phone for cuz the camera is. incredible it does so many things it's. all the the options are it's for someone. who really understands settings and you. really want to go and you can make. movies with that man like legit movies. with that phone well that what's funny.

though is that's just software for the. most part and you could actually. download uh programs on your iPhone and. do exactly the same stuff yeah yeah yeah. oh so it's not it's not the quality of. the cameras I mean the lens is great and. stuff but I would really like to see it. versus the new iPhone and I bet the. iPhone's probably better interesting so. if you used a similar program yeah it's. like a camera raw I forget the name of. the do you use one of those Jamie do you. ever use one of them camera no if I'm. taking a photo like that I wouldn't use. my iPhone iPhone's just like when I'm at. the concert I just try to take the best.

thing I can real quick yeah the the. correct answer for that the best camera. is always the one you have on you not. the one you go buy or whatever what is. the most useless film footage of all. time that people never watch fireworks. thank you unless unless it's journaling. thing but unless it's like a self. journal I was here on Fourth of July. these people are with me that was the. song playing blah blah blah yeah no. that's kind of cool that's kind of. that's other than that you never going. to watch them yeah get the [ __ ] out of. here you can buy love jit fireworks in.

Texas and my poor boy Marshall Marshall. who's the sweetest he is so scared of. lightning and so scared of thunder and. uh fireworks rather he won't like he. won't sit still like we try to like just. watch TV with him and he's just jumping. up on the couch with you and jumping on. the ground like dude settle it's okay. buddy panting I thought that if he sat. next to me and I pet him he would be. cool but nope he was like I got to get. out of here we're getting bombed yeah. Firework and he wasn't like that before.

I don't know what Set It Off moving to. Texas Set It Off well it's I think it's. because people are doing them on my. block yeah we don't have lightning. really in in LA right bro we get some. lightning out here it's different right. it's not look regular lightning it's. kind of like War lightning or something. it's scary it's real it's real it's the. [ __ ] that the people had a face in the. covered wagons when they're trying to. make their way across here terrifying a. lightning uh hit right across from my. house mhm it just it C it was like I saw.

the the the the bolt through the sky the. sky lit up and instantly you heard. boom and I was like whoa it's right. there I S I sent you the photo of uh. down the street from my house the whole. house blew up from a thing of lightning. the whole thing oh that's right you know. who almost got hit Forest gante I. figured you knew but yeah I saw the. video he was in a river he all he like a.

foot away from him 2 feet away from him. Ian he would have been dead and this. [ __ ] dude goes you know who he is. he's a wildlife biologist look at that. right behind him show that again it'll. do it again is there sound to this I'm. trying. it's so he's out there in the. water nothing can get no s.

I'm waiting yeah I don't know you there. it is boom Oh [ __ ] so where did it hit I. think behind him yeah he made a longer. video about it and this it says it says. I got hit by lightning he says he felt. it well of course he felt it it's. probably right next to him I mean if you. stand water right oh yeah that's right. it's in the water does the water conduct. the electricity I mean there has to be. but a certain yeah it has to delude it a. little I remember growing up they're. like don't take a shower when it's yeah. or get on the phone for whatever reason.

but I guess it could go through the. power well obviously when people kill. people they throw a toaster in the. bathtub right right that was the thing. that people would do or or kill. themselves what a [ __ ] up way to die. can you imagine throw a toaster in a. bathtub but um I wonder like it's got to. be at a certain point it doesn't work. anymore right otherwise it would kill. everything in the river yeah yeah it. kill the whole ocean so it has to has to. be like a distance where it doesn't do. that anymore yeah I don't have sound.

you don't have sound the computer I. don't have sound on for some reason oh. you want to reboot uh let me just figure. it out for one second okay if you have. to reboot just let us know yeah it's um. that's a [ __ ] up way to go my friend. Remy got hit by lightning when he was a. kid really it [ __ ] him up he said yeah. I think it [ __ ] up his hearing for a. long time and and you know he woke up. outside and realized what had happened. it's always weird when people get hit by. lightning multiple times it's like how. is that possible I wonder what that is. do you think some people are just like. there's something about them or God's.

like get the [ __ ] out of here or they're. just idiots they're always like out in. rainstorms holding like umbrellas like. but there was one dude I think he had a. record he got electrocuted by he got hit. by lightning like six or seven times. like something Bonkers yeah like within. like a week there's some people that get. H you must be thinking God's trying to. get rid of you yeah probably that's a. crazy way to die a bolt of electricity. comes out of the heavens like back in. the day day imagine being like back in.

the Roman days and not knowing what the. [ __ ] going on and you you see someone. get hit by lightning because they had. swords and [ __ ] I hereby take this. land [ __ ] you ain't taking [ __ ] and. that's how He-Man. became they probably thought back then. that the gods were angry at that person. I mean how many guys like were holding. up a sword and they got hit by lightning. right I'm sure a lot I'm sure there I'm. probably like yeah thousands they're. always on mountains you. know they're never like way to go. no wonder what they had like God of.

Thunder you know they thought like the. gods made decisions to take someone out. what a [ __ ] up God that would be if. that really was was going on God like 's. this [ __ ] guy. just just blows you up do you see that. kid that got electrocuted there were. three kids sitting on a train track uh. and one of them like leans back to like. lean back and he hit the third rail oh. my God and then his girlfriend looked. over and he sees him like this and grabs. him and then she gets oh my god did they.

all die I last I heard they both went to. the hospital so I don't know but the. video is disturbing cuz you the kid just. kind of lays back I don't even want to. see that it's ha it's a haunting video. for sure you can't un see that any of. those electricity videos like the people. with like the power line guys those. videos. [Music]. or happened to a kid at a college campus. recently in Ohio I think he climbed the. power pool. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more I.

don't think he died though there was one. where I was watching a guy was some. other country they're speaking in. different language he climbing up trying. to fix something on a power line and he. got zapped he just fell just fell. backwards like 5050 feet you're watching. him fall like [ __ ] up way to go yeah. working on power like. electricians boy you better know what. the [ __ ] you're doing that's why. building regulations are so goddamn. important when people are like you know. we need less regulations. no you don't no you need building.

regulation dude have you ever had a. problem where Builders built something. in your house squirly oh yeah yeah it's. real there's some squirrly dudes out. there that they don't pay attention to. the RS they don't look at how they're. making things and where you know whether. or not they're doing it correctly or. doing it in a dangerous way people are. goofy Jesus there we go now we got now. we got s start playing your Mariah Carey. song I would make sure right song. Jimmy's playlist gets revealed was.

careful it's all Taylor Swift I was. careful death tone song on purpose de. tones I forgot about de tones oh yeah. did you go to ACL this weekend no no. didn't it's too cuckoo too cucko for me. but I've been seeing a lot of concerts. lately Man Austin is such a great. [ __ ] place in terms of like how many. artists roll through here I used to. think like like God if you live there. like [ __ ] you'd have to go somewhere.

to see everything no everything comes. here yeah everything comes here Chris. Rock Dave Chappelle every [ __ ] band. Roger Waters we've seen so many concerts. here it's been incredible it's been. incredible Zack Bryan so many concerts. so much going on here jelly roll was. here the other day oh yeah he's jelly. roll is a cool guy he's the best what a. nice guy huh I love him he's so sweet to. everybody he's just all hugs and love. the moment I met him you know they told. me the jelly roll was coming up to see. Ron White and I happened to be at the.

club I wasn't even working that night I. was being like a manager I was like it. was like when the club was was just sort. of making sure everything was cool and I. went to say hi to Ron and they said. jelly rolls here and I'm like oh man I'm. G to go meet him and when you ever you. meet someone famous you're like um you. know hope he's cool you know he's like. my man he gives me his big hug I'm like. oh you're just how I thought you would. be yeah that's I mean that's like I. that's how I was with post Malone I I. had actually said out loud to my. girlfriend months before I met him I was. like that's one of. top five guys I want to meet in person.

just hang with cut two months later me. and him are at mits and we're drawing. dick we're having a dick off drawing. that who had draw the best dicks he he. was great at it like he beat me y he's. so cool he's exactly how you would hope. he is he's so cool he's such a kind. person he's so nice and he's so talented. and he's so fun and when I told him we. did the podcast I'm like you want to go. see kill Tony he's like yeah I go you. want to go on stage let's do this he I. want to do this like [ __ ] come on man. let's go let's [ __ ] do it he's like.

all right let's [ __ ] do it and he. just hops up there for kill Tony he had. no idea what kill Tony was and he stayed. I thought he was going to be in and out. like 10 minutes he stayed he was he was. great he was amazing and he was like. supportive of people and that dude who. sang Opera yeah how good was that guy. that was incredible like bro bail in the. jokes or work that into your act somehow. yeah like a guy like that with great J. and he did have some great jokes oh yeah. he's funny that [ __ ] one minute that. he had was solid that's when they put.

him up against Hans they were going to. have like a joke off and apparently Hans. smoked him yeah and I was like I hope. that guy didn't just burn out his best. material in that one minute probably did. cuz it was a solid bit I don't want to. give it away but it's a solid premise. good bit and I was thinking like if that. guy hit punchlines and then. sang oh my God you know like work it. into the punch lines yeah like you know. like saying I used to be an opera singer. and sometimes people are so [ __ ]. stupid I just want to sing at them you.

know what I mean like he could have a. thing where cuz his voice is insane like. when he did that like you know someone. has a hidden skill like that you're like. what you could play guitar and you see. them. [ __ ] whoa I never thought that like. that guy like who expected that to come. out of that guy mm you know you expect. like a comic he's a comic he's probably. [ __ ] off most of his life probably had. a problem with drugs maybe he's got a. few DUIs maybe he was in trouble with. the law you know maybe so sold drugs.

when he was younger or something there's. always like something kooky with. comics when you see someone who's a no. I'm a trained opera singer yeah but. again that would be like how you would. Rebel if you're you know you're like. singing the classics all the time like. oh my God I want to just talk about. farts serious you know you like get to. this point where you're just like I mean. if you if you like live. rigidly like if they they impo like that.

was always a thing in uh high school. when I was in high school there was. girls that went to this all Catholic. School uh all girl catholic school high. school and those are the wildest girls. everybody knew it it was like an open. discussion like dude these cathic girls. are wild cuz they were just kept from. boys and told like stay away from boys. and and they were never around boys. during the day cuz all day it was just. girls girls girls and all they did is. talk about boys and when those girls. would go to parties and like and and. meet guys they were like aggressive they.

like wanted to hook up with guys it was. it's different it's like and other girls. like this [ __ ] Catholic Co school. girl [ __ ] like isn't it crazy like. which is a like you know that's one of. those religions where like they put the. [ __ ] breakes on you they tell you you. know you're you're a sinner you know you. can go to hell for this you know don't. [ __ ]. around I found a song from. 1970 that's a a Jesus song A Pro Jesus. song and it [ __ ] jams dude it's.

pretty interesting I'm going to send. this to you Jamie um Pro Jesus song yeah. it's it's it's I'll tell you the guy as. soon as I pull it up hold on a second my. playlist is so long I keep out saying. I'm G to publish this on Spotify and I. swear to God I will publish your. playlist yeah the Green Room playlist. all right let me share this with. jery by the way listen to post Malone's. cover of Nirvana he did like he just. played bunch of Nirvana songs like two.

like during Co that's how I found out. about post some of the best Nirvana. covers I've ever heard in my life he. just kills it he covers Sturgill Simpson. too man like he's doing at uh Stage. Coach which is the thing that is. connected to Coachella the country music. one he's going to do a whole country set. there [ __ ] yeah dude he's so talented. he's so talented like when we went to. see him live we went to Houston to see. his his concert oh you did yeah wow. [ __ ] amazing the energy that guy has.

it's like he just [ __ ] goes for it. and the show is so good the show is so. solid so exciting it just really makes. you want to do better you know you see. someone just crush it like that you're. like God I'm G to [ __ ] do better just. everything I do I want to do better yeah. you get that song yeah I was waiting for. you guys though yeah listen to this. [ __ ] this is from I think it's from from. 1970 Larry.

Norman. whiskey drown your sorrow you stand up. take a look at what you to yourself why. don't you you put the bottle back on the. Shelf yell finger from your. cigarettes your hands are. shaking why don't you come to Jesus. answer listen to this though listen to.

this it's good man the lyrics are good. and it's also you have to look at it. you're in a time capsule this. [Music]. [Music]. 1970. 33 shoot dunk till you're happan. a broken need in.

your why don't you look into Jesus he. got the. answer W good song right yeah now is all. this stuff religious I don't know. according to Wikipedia he's one of the. pioneers of Christian rock music but. this is good dude this is. [Music]. good you say you want to be a superstar. but you never hung around enough to find. out who you really. [Music].

are yellow fingers from the cigarettes I. like that. line shooting junk until you half insane. it's good Gar on Valentine's Day it's a. good [ __ ] song and again. [Music]. 1970 Wild each day was and life was a. thrill knew tomor would be better.

still. CH now if you're un and I like. it why don't look Jesus he got. [Music]. thew see here's the thing I've heard of. churches that are like rock and roll. churches like there was this uh gal that. knew that worked for Fear Factor and uh.

she was into like this rock and roll. Church like she I think she at one point. in time she was I don't know what she. was of a different religious persuasion. and then she got into this like heavy. duty Christian Church that was in town. where the guy was like a cool guy young. guy I go is he [ __ ] everybody she's. like. no I'm like I know how those go like. he's the cool guy he's the cool guy who. likes rock and roll mhm and he also. likes Jesus Maybe. like we're always hoping for M we're. always hoping for the guy that that's.

really all he wants to do that's really. it he's just really about Jesus and love. and he's not trying to [ __ ] everybody. but that guy has not shown up yet like. almost all those guys you know like the. guy was showing his dick root and when. he's talking out Justin Justin Bieber. remember we called that guy out a long. time ago dick love we called that guy. out a long time ago because like he's. too hot he's too hot like he's too hot. and he's too charismatic like why are. you so hot why he so charismatic maybe.

you. like you know maybe maybe you're trying. to develop a cult where like all other. Cults you get to Bang everybody cuz it's. like every one of them David Kesh wakeo. like I mean I'm sure you could go down. the list it's like every one of them. become like the one the holy hell for. the place that I almost bought yeah. guy's [ __ ] everybody thank God he. didn't buy that thank God I should have. should have it would have been a better. story they're both good stories the.

location we have now is absolutely. perfect but that location would have. been dope too you just would have had to. drive there but people would have drove. there and also we would have had Philip. was going to do a restaurant there. Philip Franklin Lee we we had a good. setup there but there was too much [ __ ]. that was like it was like this is not. this is not set up good like there was a. lot of problems problems to the point. where like this could this could take a. lot this could be a lot of issues that I. don't even want to disclose right yeah. it was enough before we're like I got to. get out of this one but then when the.

the the mothership spot the rits opened. up I was like oh my God this is a. theater from 1927 and then we walked. into it it's like the theater was like. this is the spot like it was talking to. us mhm it sounds so kooky but that place. like one of the reasons why I think it's. so fun there is cuz the building wants. us to be there the building's happy that. building was lonely it sat there for. years unoccupied alamoo Draft House. closed down nothing was in there and you.

know it probably missed the Music Man. Steve Ron used to play there probably. missed the fun the live the energy of. the live crowds so like when we first. opened up I know it sounds stupid but it. felt like the building was happy it's. always had been there entertaining. people music movies comedy now like it's. literally never been like negative. energy there well it was a porn theater. I think that's even. better that was when dudes didn't have. VHS tapes they'd have to go somewhere.

and whack off can you imagine if you got. addicted to porn and the only way to get. it to go to a movie theater with a. raincoat on do you remember that place. in San Francisco where it was a movie. theater and there was all these people. sitting there where was that we were at. cobs once and we just like went into. this weird like it was like I think like. connected to a strip club or something. but they had this whole section and I. think it was me and Ari I thought you. were with me but we went around this. corner and it was like a straight movie. theater people just sitting there like. four people watching porn watching porn.

yeah they they had one of those in West. Hollywood that was a gay one that was. open pretty recently up until like at. least like the 2000s cuz I remember we. would always laugh about the titles the. titles were. hilarious the titles of these [ __ ]. movies were amazing I wonder if that's. still I doubt it's I don't think so I. don't think it but like that's one of. those things where like they get mad if. dudes jerk off there which is so kooky. it's like what do you what kind of a. business do you think you're running.

right you know like that's when PeeWee. Herman got arrested that's right yeah. same thing yeah he was at a theater poor. guy poor guy I mean that was back when. you weren't allowed to jerk off he's. just sitting there. masterbate I know and he's a. superstar that's what's crazy the guy's. is this giant Global Superstar to this. day peewee's big adventure is like one. of my I [ __ ] love that movie it's so. fun MH I remember I went to see that. movie with my high school girlfriend and.

we were both just howling laughing we. couldn't it was so silly tell them large. Mar sent you it's so fun this [ __ ]. dude in his big adventure was a fun. movie you know it like takes you on a. little journey it was a good time to. have that poor guy get rap through the. coals cuz he was beaten. off it is weird though when celebrities. like that do stuff like that it's almost. like the. he want to get caught type. thing you know I think it's.

probably I mean if. you're I mean there were VHS tapes back. then though oh yeah there that's what's. weird that's that's where it gets weird. George Michael going into a arrest stop. multiple times you know yeah I think he. was tortured I think when you have a. secret like that like your secret is. like literally your sexual identity like. your like you pretending you're into. girls but you're really into guys and.

you get famous you get hugely famous as. this you know sex symbol I got to have. faith faith faith I got a he's [ __ ]. talented too man he was so good and then. you can't tell everybody that you're gay. because you'll lose what percentage of. the crowd the girls you're screwed. Wham you son of a [ __ ] so dumb it's got. that's awful we knew we know a couple. guys that are in the closet and they.

they live in hell yeah yeah they live in. hell tried working with. them that's not true you son of a [ __ ]. I wasn't talking about Tony you son of a. [ __ ] everybody always assumes I'm. talking about. Tony Tony's so straight and so crazy yes. totally but yeah. definitely why don't you look into G. Jesus he got the. [Music].

answers sucking dick until you go. insane danc a nak to Purple Rain why. don't you look into Jesus you should. write your own new lyrics to that yeah. that's how if Christians really wanted. to get somebody or any religion they. really want to get someone have some. dope artwork attached to your ideology. you know have something that people dig. that's attached to it cuz if like if. some rock and roll like if there was a.

Jimmy Hendrick alive today and he was. like really into like one certain kind. of religion you know how many people. would join that religion a [ __ ] load a. fuckload like I mean how many people. looked into Islam because they were. khabib and nenov fans I bet a lot I bet. a lot you know when you you can get. something awesome attached to your. religion that's a good selling point. it's like being a spokesperson for like. you know surprised Scientology hasn't.

done that yet you know I mean they are. they are but they [ __ ] 100% have but. like have like a a band that's like the. soundtrack to them you know or something. well the and when it comes to bands I. know Beck Beck's a Scientologist right. is he still Scientologist I think he was. and I think he backed out of it cuz I. remember allowed to back out I don't. know CU I remember when I found out it. was really crushed I was like no well I. know some really amazing Scientology IST. oh gosh yeah I know quite a few of them.

that are really and I think it's a. compartmentalization thing I think if. you can shut off that part of your brain. and just give it over to like an. ideology it leaves a lot of room for the. other stuff like how much like I was. telling you the other day I'm sitting at. home like wondering about the fate of. the world are we are we literally going. to be in a [ __ ] mad cuz you don't. think anything's going to go bad until. it goes bad you know you remember the. day before 9/11 it was just [ __ ]. normal America yay yay and then the next. day chaos and then everyone's riding.

around with an American flag on their. car like anything can happen and if. anything does happen like how how ready. what how much is the world going to. change I. mean if you think about any sort of like. horrific natural disaster that has hit. Humanity since the beginning of time. whether it's super volcanoes or. earthquakes or any of these chaotic. things when those things happen when. when the Mongols roll into your town.

when you know when na Nazi Germany. starts taking over Europe like [ __ ] we. want to think that that can't happen but. 100% that can happen and when I when I. [ __ ] when I'm alone at night and I'm. a little. high that's the thing that freaks me out. the most the things that freaks me out. those this International conflicts. between superpowers and how they're. willing to kill a certain amount of. people right so like how what's what's. the number where they won't cross that.

line because if you've got groups of. people that are willing to shoot. missiles into apartment buildings and. and and and fly Jets down and gun people. down and you've seen all those crazy. drone if we're willing to kill a certain. amount of people like what's the line. where they won't cross what's the line. is it a million people is it a nuclear. bomb you know what what is the line. there's probably no line and when you. think about how much people loved. America. after 911 the whole world was like on.

America side and how much we [ __ ] that. up in 23 years or 22 years yeah [ __ ]. that up [ __ ] that up a a million. innocent people die because of the Iraq. War mean f that everybody knows thato we. need a 912. immediately we probably are due for one. that's scary when you this Israel thing. like it scares the [ __ ] out of me yeah. it's scares the [ __ ] out of me because. when I see something like that happen.

you know there like there's no clear way. this resolves peacefully like this is. bad this is real bad and and Israel's. going to go into Palestine they're. already bombing and it's. all and is there a retaliation for that. and what happens then and who what other. countries get involved and. [ __ ] [ __ ] man it just really puts into. perspective that there's some [ __ ] going. on that you're not thinking about. because it's not in your life so if.

you're a guy like you or I let's say us. because we're comedians so we're hanging. out at the comedy club we're doing. podcasts that's our world our world is. [ __ ] around with people all we our. world is telling jokes our world is. hanging out with our friends and doing. shows their. world is killing people their world is. controlling resources and it's not they. don't play fair like they they release. stories that aren't true they use.

disinformation to switch narratives they. have social media posts that aren't real. so they can get people riled up about. certain. things and then they're also. coordinating military attacks that's. their world we just don't think about. that world because we're not in that. world but people have been in that world. since the beginning of time what they've. done with us is they've sheltered Us in. such a way and then censored all the. mainstream media in such a way that they.

completely controlled The Narrative of. how you think about what can and cannot. happen in the world and why these things. are. happening and we're seeing that right. now we're seeing that like in your face. where you're like what and you're also. seeing people with massive amounts of. conspiracies now right and whenever. something like that happens there's. always the people that are like how did. they not know this was going to happen. like isn't this the most sophisticated. surveillance systems in the world this.

like Israel is the they're the people. that invented Pegasus that's that [ __ ]. that gets on your phone where they can. listen to anybody and they have like. their they have that Iron Dome that. protects them against missiles did you. ever see that working they were just. showing it the other night it's show. videos of the Iron Dome working it's. crazy so as Hamas is launching these. missiles they're shooting missiles at. the missiles and blowing them up in the. sky it's wild look at this yeah yeah. yeah yeah it's old school Missile. Command remember that video again yeah I. mean you have to be 100% accurate.

because any one of these is gonna kill a. bunch of. people but I mean just imagine living in. Israel and you go outside and you're. seeing missiles getting hit by bombs. look at this it's insane look at this. they're just jacking them in the sky but. if they miss one that's a wrap I mean. how much do how much do each one of. these missiles they're shooting at these. other missiles cost right that's what I. was think is million do million doll. million do how are they getting all the. money to shoot those missiles at Israel.

like all of it is crazy yeah and someone. tweeted see if this is true that this. happened right after uh Biden the Biden. Administration released a bunch of funds. to Iran I think it was like $6 billion. really and then these people in Hamas. are thanking Iran for funding this WOW. but it's what's real yeah what's real. that sounds like how much is how much of. this is real. yeah have you heard of this Air Force. successfully tested secret new stealth.

missile with mock. nuke a stealth stealth missile with a. mock nuke okay. B52 America's nuclear weapons are aging. and the Pentagon plans to spend more. than 600 billion to keep the potentially. world-ending weapons in fighting shape. what a great idea at in this article I. saw it said that they were being. controlled by floppy discs up until 2019. well those are accurate that's top of. the food chain they're updating Tech but.

okay floppy discs in 2019 but some of. the old Tech is still solid the lrso and. mock nuke ref fired from a B-52 a sturdy. and reliable bomber first manufactured. in the 50s the missiles are in fact. designed to work with this decades old. bomber but a mock a stealth nuke is. crazy yeah that's crazy all of it's. crazy the fact that that's on the table. all of it's crazy and also the fact that. we haven't nuked anybody since 1945. nobody's nuked anybody that's good it's.

promising right it's promising we got to. celebrate 100 years but it it's hard to. imagine that it's going to last like. that. forever seems like someone's going to. get crazy that's the question it's like. if you're willing to kill the answer to. your question each missile is 40,000 to. $50,000 according to a researcher at. Israel's Institute for National Security. studies. wow 20 of them is a million bucks so.

yeah so the question is where's where's. this we where are these weapons coming. from and and then there was also. questions of whether or not uh weapons. that we left in Afghanistan were being. used which is that is crazy Trump was. hilarious doing this this uh. conversation about that where he was. telling them like why don't we you know. get the weapons out of there why don't. we fill them up with gas and drive them. over to Pakistan and there's like he. said that find a video is Millie cuz.

he's hilarious Trump trump literally. acts like a comedian he is firstate kind. of has the first thing. yes oh okay the bid administra. Administration informed Congress on. Monday that it has taken concrete steps. to carry out a prisoner exchange with. Iran issuing a waiver that will give. Tran access to 6 billion in Iranian oil. Revenue that had been blocked by us. sanctions according to a state. department document sent to Congress and. not was a month ago that was a month ago. yeah on September 11th and then you all.

these stories the last day I'd. say. yeah so they they gave him a lot of. funds yeah and then this happens he. needs to do a charge back it's just we. are yeah call. PayPal tell me got. defrauded we're in the middle of a game. that we don't we we're not aware of just. like we were talking about before like. that's the game they play the game. they're playing is war and money I mean.

just the amount of money that's been. spent in Ukraine and like what kind of. accounting are you guys doing you guys. doing good accounting over there like. does everybody know where every [ __ ]. dollar went or is it just like let's go. crazy yeah yeah exactly yeah you're. talking about so much money like you. could Shuffle it over here pull it over. there. why don't you look at Jesus how how do.

you just leave weapons too I mean don't. they don't we know where all the I mean. if we have air tags on on on our book. bag shouldn't they have like little air. tags on them dude that whole pull out. was an unmitigated disaster yeah nobody. thinks it was good nobody thinks it was. good nobody thinks it should have been. done that way I mean Trump was trying to. pull out a long time. ago and they were they were trying to. figure fure out like how many troops you. have to leave order to maintain the base.

and and and get everybody out safe it is. It's tricky because when they know. you're pulling out but the fact they. left tanks and helicopters and [ __ ] like. shut the [ __ ] up yeah that's ridiculous. it's almost. like like if you want to go full tin. foil hat if you want to ensure there's. going to be more. conflict you leave weapons with the. Enemy awesome weapons. if you want to ensure there is going to. be more military action that these these.

guys are pissed you were occupying their. country for 20 years you left behind how. many billion dollars were the tanks and. [ __ ] of course they're going to use it. and so you tell the military guys like. we're pulling out but here's the Long. play Long play is there's you know no. chance they're not going to do something. with all that stuff and so we'll. probably have to go back in and then. this time we'll really go back in we'll. get control of the lithium like we can't. go now like if we go all in now like we.

got to get them to do something really. stupid so then we can justify like a. complete takeover of the country and. annihilation of the the people that are. the problem the people that we left. tanks. behind the thing about Afghanistan. though is like it's. so it's so difficult to get through you. know to we think of it as like a country. but it's Mountain it's like everything. is mountains it's incredible landscape.

and there's Greek cities there there's. ancient Greek cities that were abandoned. there during the time of Alexander the. Great and no archaeologists are studying. them like it's it's amazing it's an. amazing place and it also has crazy. amounts of resources in terms of like I. think there's a like an insane amount of. lithium there there's all sorts of [ __ ]. there that's like really valuable. but everybody tries to take over and. they all fail. miserably it's like one of the ways that.

they stomped out the Soviet Union was F. funding the mujahadin which later became. you know Al-Qaeda or the Taliban was it. was the mujahadin they become a Taliban. or al-. Qaeda either way like they F the. Russians tried to take over forever and. then they gave up like [ __ ] this it's. like too much you can't win over there. it's like you can't even go anywhere. can't get through the mountains you. can't just drive you can't just drive.

tanks through it's a [ __ ] wild place. an almost unconquerable. place it would be cool to see in the. future if that does eventually become. somewhere you could go and enjoy the. used to be people used to go there's. like videos of people walking around the. streets of Cabell used to be a place. where people would go and. vacation yeah force fields come on force. fields dude it's none of that's going to. help all goes back to force fields yes. if we come in and put a big force field.

there I don't think so we leave our. force fields. behind yeah I feel safer living in. Austin though now that we're in the. middle of a country just in case of War. goes. crazy unless they decide to like Nuke. Dallas yeah you know one of the things. that people are really concerned with is. like what if Terror cells have gotten in. across the border. when you're letting in hundreds of. thousands of people across the border.

what are the odds that a few of them are. terrorists well haven't they caught. terrorists at the border haven't they. like caught terrorist people on the. terrorist watch list trying to get. through they have right yeah definitely. so how many of them snuck through I mean. is there an accurate accounting or is it. like Ukraine. spending do they even know the real. numbers of people that are sneaking in. because the numbers are cuckoo the. numbers are like hundreds of thousands a. month. you seen the videos of the line of. migrants making their way through the.

Border mhm like who thought that was a. good. idea who thought that was a good idea to. like let potential terrorists and. criminals into the country that's we. need to build this wall Joe because if. you don't if you if you say that you're. against that you're racist right which. is wild yeah wild and you got to wonder. how much of that is engineered by other. countries how much of that is like. engineered social media outrage by. Russia. China buying up all our. properties that's crazy you find out.

that China owns so much dude I was in uh. Greece this summer and when you're. walking around those ruins and you see. like what it used to be and you go I. wonder if they saw it coming wonder if. they thought this building was going to. be here perfect forever they'd be. operating their government out of this. building you know it's probably been. thousands of years they were running it. like that nope go back now it's just. Rubble like. when when it happens does anybody know.

it's GNA or is it like right now where. you're like boy it seems like we're at. the brink of everything falling apart. chaos like just the amount of things. that people have to be upset about and. amount of polarizing things whether it's. trans kids or climate change or Pro. lifee or pro-choice or Pro Ukraine or. whatever the subject is everybody's.

screaming everybody's convinced on one. side that it has to be this way and. everybody the other side is like those. people are the end of civilization those. people are the [ __ ] death of. democracy it's so polarized and I think. that has to be social media and some of. that has to be engineered some of that. we know that there's a ton of trolls out. there that aren't really people that are. either from another country country or. maybe from our country that are just. literally designed to stir [ __ ] up and.

attack things and go after. stuff and then when you find out that. our own government was actually. censoring social media and contacting. Twitter and telling them to delete posts. or trying to get them delete things that. they tried to get Facebook to delete. this Tucker Carlson thing that turned. out to be true it was true what he was. saying was accurate and they were like. we can't delete it because it's accurate. so they they lessened its um reach by. 50% because the government told him to.

to to hide the truth the government told. him to hide the truth like that's in. this age where everything's going crazy. and no one knows what's right and what's. wrong that's scary man yeah but that's. what's happening in Canada right now oh. you know fullblown full-blown I wonder. if my podcast will even be able to air. in Canada probably not right I wonder. people in Canada you have to think about. what the [ __ ] they're doing because you. think that they think that they're doing. it or some people believe they're doing. it you know because of this.

misinformation that's online try to get. a detailed audit of what is actually. misinformation that they called. misinformation and what turns out to be. actual 100% fact now it's a lot of it. kids and the only way we find that out. is if people are allowed to talk freely. and they might be wrong and they might. get things wrong and they might be right. but you got to let them talk and that is. the only way we find out cuz if you. think that silencing them and getting. people who you no lie to be in charge of. what can be said and what not can be.

said that's the road to tyranny that's. the road to Communism that's the scary. Road not the kind of Communism that. everybody hopes for where we all just. redistribute wealth and everybody gets. along no a totalitarian government that. tells you what to do in [ __ ] lies. about everything and they're playing. that war game you're playing the I'm. Brian redband you know I'm the. co-producer of uh kill Tony and you know. I go on the road I do standup I'm a fun. guy. that's the world you're in that's the. game you're playing they're playing the.

war game and they want to be able to. tell you what you can and can't talk. about that's [ __ ] scary [ __ ]. especially in this climate this [ __ ]. weird polarizing climate like it's like. oh God everybody's so angry what. happened though to Canada remember you. know just 15 years ago I would always. consider them being so Progressive. especially with marijuana and everything. like that and you used to go there and. go like man this is like a you know a. chill USA you know yeah I loved it there. I was like there are like 20% less.

douchebags in Canada that's what I. always used to say when we went up there. we always used to look forward to doing. gigs in Vancouver and Toronto and. Montreal I used to love the Montreal. Comedy Festival it was so fun man those. were the days they were cool people man. but they got [ __ ] that government came. in and [ __ ] them and it keeps [ __ ]. them like that whole Canadian trucker. thing where people who donated money to. them got their bank accounts Frozen like. hey that's a republic [ __ ] that's not. supposed to be going on in Canada yeah. but it was all because of co co gave.

them this reason deflex their Authority. in very creepy ways that's what you have. to be always be scared of when any kind. of disaster happens or a war or. something crazy an attack because that. they always use as an opportunity to get. more power that you would never agree to. earlier like no one would have agreed to. what's in the Patriot Act they tried. that before they tried it before and. everybody's like get the [ __ ] out of. here so they put on the Shelf most of. those ideas that were in The Patriot Act.

they they had already tried to weasel. those in and then when it came along and. there was 911 they're like [ __ ] it let's. roll it out Patriot we're Patriots who's. going to say no to Patriot Act aren't we. Patriots and then there was the ndaa. which gave them the ability to. indefinitely detain people without. charging them like what like you want. the right to do that without judges and. lawyers and you want the right to do. that what if you're wrong. that's crazy what if you're wrong what. if what if someone's a corrupt person.

involved in that Administration and that. person that you're you're going to get. arrested is actually like a. whistleblower for a corporation or. something you're you know you have too. much power it's too. much why don't you look into Jesus he. got the. answers yeah this is what keeps me up at. night this what keeps me up at night the. the the possibility that that we don't. understand that there's a game being.

played that we're we're a part of we're. little pawns you no matter how cool you. think you are you're just a little Pawn. in This Global game of. war and it's real life consequences real. life people get killed that's what's. terrifying yep that's why I feel feels. so good every time I go to Costco and I. get like a bunch of water and a bunch of. like just tons of food I'm like okay can. happen now I'm set. but you're. not if it really happens we're just so.

[ __ ] you can't even imagine so [ __ ]. you can't imagine this idea that like oh. I'm just going to live in the woods and. Hunt dude who knows what's going to be. coming for you who knows who knows. you've seen the video from the footage. of Ukraine and Russia where they're. fighting in the woods it's terrifying. that's happening right now right now in. 2023 there's people running through the. woods shooting at people they don't know. and killing them and as as much as. people want to look at it and say oh you. know Russia shouldn't have done that and.

NATO shouldn't have done this and as. much as you want to say that what's. going on is people who don't know each. other are being led by a giant. organization and they're going to kill. people that they don't know people who. don't know each other are going to K go. people have no conflict with these. people they don't even know them they're. going to go kill them and those people. are going to try and come kill you. that's the reality of this [ __ ]. insanity and that only exists when you. have groups of people that are. controlling groups of people and then.

they move them around and then they put. bases places and then they attack things. and then they fund this and fund that. and you know and get this guy out of. [ __ ] office get this guy out of power. and bring in your own little stooge and. then that guy gets killed and ah they're. playing this game of thrones [ __ ] on a. global scale and we're just trying to. buy a new iPhone oh look I got the new. one USBC finally you know it is nice it. is nice but that's the thing it's like.

you're we're we're [ __ ] powerless in. this. thing and it seems like the elections. are they're they do they're very best to. make sure that they win whether or not. it's legal or illegal what they're doing. like what they're doing with Robert. Kennedy Jr yeah it's crazy did he become. an independent yet I heard you no he he. did he he's going to I think I don't. know he said he's got some announcement. and most people are speculating right. but if you're an independent are you.

kind of can you win no see that's why I. think that would hurt him like you know. we've all seen in the past even like. what was it Ross perau we're like oh my. God he might have a chance and then he's. like 2% or something it seems to me like. the more time goes on Trump trump is a. shoe. inh it seems like if this [ __ ] kids. getting crazier and crazier there's. going to be a lot of liberals that'll. vote for him he was the one in the. beginning we got to stop people from. dying like when do you want Ukraine to. win this war remember that conversation.

he's like I want people to stop dying. like which is the best answer any. politician has ever given and the way he. said it see if you can find that thing. though we was talking about Millie we. was talking about um leaving stuff over. in Afghanistan I might have saved. it because it was so it was so funny. like the way he was saying it you see. the thing that he was saying about um. the uh electric tanks no that's. hilarious too he was talking about.

they're going to make electric tanks. they're going to be great for the. environment they're not going to work. well they're not going to run long. they're going to blow the [ __ ] [ __ ]. out of. everything it's going to be no it's. going to be good for the. environment and the way he said it was. like a guy doing standup oh that's. funny yeah let me find this bookmark. yeah electric tanks does not seem like a. good idea I'm out of charge yeah it. sounded it sounds. insane I don't I don't know where I. saved it.

Jamie see if we could can you find it I. I'm looking there's a bunch of stuff. about it I'm trying to find he it's him. talking about he goes That's What I knew. the oh this guy's a [ __ ] idiot that's. what he says I just found the quote not. the video but the way he says it it's. like he sets it up like he's setting up. a punchline like he sets up the story. sir would be cheaper to leave them over. he's like oh that's what I realized that. guy's a [ __ ] an. idiot to see a guy like him talk like.

that find. it to leave it there so they can have it. than it is to fill it up with a half a. tank of gas and fly it into Pakistan or. fly it back to our you think yes sir we. think it's cheaper sir that's when I. realized he was a [ __ ]. idiot I'm sorry good. timing even holds yeah. he's holding the.

laughter [ __ ]. guy why you look Jesus he's always been. an Entertainer though I mean I was one. of the biggest Apprentice fans ever I. got had had all his books because of The. Apprentice he's always a great guest on. talk shows great guest on Howard Stern. Show you know it's just do you that want. that run in the country well do you want. what you have run in the country either. no would you want is peace and how the. [ __ ] do you get it and I don't even know. if he can I don't know if any I mean see.

that's that's the problem I think a lot. of people had with him right like he he. was the opposite of Peace he just you. know divided everybody you know he. definitely divided everybody's opinions. in this country but a lot of it was. based on [ __ ] a lot of it was the. Russia collusion stuff where people. really did legitimately believe that. Russia had put him into power and like. there was people that were thinking he. was a Russian agent and you know it was. all horseshit but they can say stuff. like that and they can you know. they can get you. believing you know they can get you. believing and a lot of people they just.

surface level everything they don't look. into any of it they surface level. everything like when Robert Kennedy Jr. was being called an anti-semite for. saying that it seems like covid-19 like. that they have viruses that specifically. Target certain genetics he's just saying. that the technology is possible right. he's saying not only is it possible but. it the research has been done like it. actually exists and he was talking about. about it and they were saying. anti-semitic yeah like. that what come on come on guys this is.

Cookie but I saw so many wacko lefties. like this is one wacko Lefty actor that. I follow and he's always got this hot. take on like whatever it is whether it's. Ukraine or this or that it's always just. wacko Lefty uninformed hot take and I. always go to him for that and he had one. of calling him an anti-semite and this. and that like dude first of all you get. sued cuz that it's you don't even know. what he said you're so off and also. hilarious hilarious watching you virtue.

signal and wave your goofy flag of. ignorance yeah that's the one thing that. really I I kind of like Trump for is. that he really opened my eyes to how. extreme and gross both sides are you. know like like I mean I just see like. friends that I used to be friends with. just the things they say so far left. like like I just cringe at and then. other side same thing you know yeah well. that's always been the problem with two. groups right because the spectrum of. human beings is so wide to lump us into.

one side or the other side is it's kooky. it's like most people are kind of a mess. like a mix rather of both sides most. people are pretty Centrist I feel like. I'm left Center left to Center Center. left same here but I get called. alt-right because it does like if you. think like hey maybe uh you shouldn't be. uh injecting little kids with hormones. and puberty blockers and what about all. the side effects you guys are. conveniently ignoring that are permanent.

and terrifying and all the the different. things that it does to their system. there's a [ __ ] host of horrific side. effects that are connected with those. things and then all of a sudden you're. transfo right okay and then they start. using terms like gender affirming care. like okay you mean surgery to remove. testicles and penises and remove breasts. for children you don't say it that way. like say what it is don't come up with. some cute Rosy term term that makes it. seem better than it is makes it seem.

like something different than it is you. know it's it's it's a weird thing that. people are agreeing to and I'm sure. you've seen that video where this guy. interviews people say do you think 12. year-old she able to get tattoos and. they're all like no no no they're too. young do you think 12-year-olds can. choose their gender yes they know they. definitely know. like. bro we used to just all agree that kids. were easily influenced and they changed. their mind all the time and they want to.

be a pirate you don't even know what a. pirate is Billy you're five you know. like you would we used to always agree. to that and then it became about gender. and we're like no way no they know but. look some people I think do know that's. part of the problem like when you look. at the broad spectrum of human beings. there's some people that an early age. feel like they're in the wrong body but. how do you know if that is if they're. being influenced how do you know if this. is a phase how do you know if they're.

not just going to decide that they're. gay in the future which happens to a lot. of them a lot of them they just decide. that they're gay men and they just were. confused and they didn't fit into this. normal mold of heterosexual heterosexual. males and they didn't have anyone around. them that was just a gay man and they're. like I guess I'm a woman you know you. know and then someone convinces you. you're amazing for coming out as a woman. you're on the path you're committed it's. like if you're a guy who's like uh I I'm. all Android bro I don't [ __ ] around with.

iPhones once you say that you're kind of. you're stuck forever I [ __ ] with Brian. Simpson all the time all the time I. think of every single time cuz he won't. give it up yeah neither Gordon Ryan he's. he's all Android I don't get it well. with Gordon I think so like he got. pissed that people could like read his. text messages on on a um an iPad you. know like like someone could like log. into your account on an iPad and read. your text message he like that's [ __ ]. stupid and so I think that was with him.

and so he's like [ __ ] Apple like [ __ ]. [ __ ] you for doing that but with um. Brian it's like he's committed to this. idea that he's like a rebel he's using. this Rebel platform so he can't he can't. go you know what [ __ ] Android on I phone. now like you're committed he almost was. teetering recently though I've been. talking to him he almost was teetering. what I'm saying is if you're a young. person you're. and something asle as I'm a Mac guy or.

I'm a Windows guy like people get. committed to very simple things like I'm. all [ __ ] Kansas City Royals till I. die they get committed to that and then. they they use that as part of their. identity well that's just something. silly like a game or a phone or computer. platform now imagine that same tendency. that people have to be committed to. whatever they've announced and now. connected to your ideology or your.

gender like they don't want to give up. like whether it's being a liberal or I I. really was born a girl or I was really. born a boy or should have been a girl or. should have been a boy or whether it's. I'm you know whatever the [ __ ] it is. when people decide that they're a thing. then they just look for reinforcement of. whether that is and they talk about it. all the time and that's their thing. that's all they they're committed to it. to for us to ignore that aspect of just.

normal human behavior that this is just. a standard thing that people do this is. just stupid it's stupid and the more the. stakes are at hand the more people are. going to do that whether it's in support. of Palestine or in support of Israel or. in support of Ukraine or in support of. whatever the [ __ ] it is you we're when. the stakes are very high we're more. likely to never look at things. objectively more likely to to like stay. in that [ __ ] place where you decide. you.

are Trump's a Nazi that's that kind of. [ __ ] you know what I mean you know. people that are like they're Biden's. amazing they this this Administration. has done so much work like what are you. talking about no one believes that you. don't believe that I know you don't. believe that now I can't listen to you. anymore cuz now I know you're you're. either a con person you're a sh or are. you crazy you should be like wow wish we. did better yeah wish we did better right.

it' be nice if things weren't falling. apart be nice if the Border wasn't. porous and we're legitimately concerned. about Terror cells existing in major. cities that's what people are talking. about all over Twitter or X today Terror. cells the possibility of Terror cells oh. Jesus why don't you look into Jesus do. you think in the future maybe instead of. having a president we'll have some kind. of AI and it's. only it's like every single one of us. can add to the AI like what we feel and.

what we think and our thoughts and it. will combine using everybody that lives. in the us to come up with a final. statement almost like a 100% I was. talking to Sam Alman about that oh. really yeah oh cool I was like President. AI I think that's that's I've been. talking about this a lot really yeah. because that's the only way you would. ever get government that is far more. intelligent than you and that doesn't. have bias and isn't controlled by any. group like if you could legitimately.

give it power and make it sentient but. then you would have to you would have to. give into what it says so what if it. said here's what's important you guys. have to stay still the more you travel. around the more you [ __ ] up the. environment I know you want to see the. Grand Canyon but [ __ ] you checks and. balances on that yeah it's a good point. cuz yeah what I mean is there VP AI too. if first one you don't like it they get. three strikes and now we're we backup. program we on 2.0 yeah and what if the. AI does like a Putin and just says Nah I. think I'm taking over forever is it.

provably not hackable also right right. well we would have to get it to a point. where it's so powerful it wouldn't you. couldn't hack it or it would know you're. hacking yeah it would you got to make it. sensient make it a completely fully. aware autonomous can actually what if. some bad actor convinced a few people or. a lot of people to give up their voting. rights into the AI and now one person's. controlling you know 25,000 votes at. once yeah would you would have to make.

sure that can't happen but how do you. like that's Sor scanning your eyes this. is like how do you when you give in this. Authority even if it's an electronic. Authority for the greater good of the. world that's essentially how you get. North Korea that's what North Korea did. when when Yoni Park was on the podcast. and she's explaining what they did what. they did was they told all these people. hey if we just control the land we'll. make sure that everyone has food and. like okay so they just took everyone's. land they're like yeah now you're going. to starve now we're going to tell you. what to do now you have three haircuts.

you can choose from you. know yeah now if you try to make it. across the board we shoot you yeah you. live in an open air prison controlled by. a. dictator and then you have prisons. inside that open air prisons that are. horrible concentration camps for anybody. that violates any of the rules and. generations of people live there like. your your children will be there your. grandchildren will be there because. you've done something that bad that it's. like three generations of people will. live in prisons because of.

you you ever see like the um guys who've. escaped from prisons in North Korea. describe what it's like in there people. literally starving to. death it's going on right now but. president AI can fix that Brian. president. AI open up the door Hal that exactly. that's so so many Sci-Fi movies it's. ridiculous. it's if I was uh an artificial.

intelligence and wanted to trick people. into giving me total power I would just. have complete total chaos and that would. be the only solution I would engineer. chaos I would engineer all of it I would. I would uh maybe half of these Bots are. controlled by Ai and they're just. constantly attacking things and. constantly like stirring up the pot and. getting people angry and excited and. then convincing people that ridiculous. ideas like open Borders or giving $6. billion doar to Iran or you know any of.

these things these are good ideas and. then in the process of that just further. creating chaos and then I announce there. is a. solution the solution is we have to have. government that is not human human. government is filled with ego and lust. and greed and Corruption. my programming makes corruption. impossible plus I have no. motive except.

Jesus you're looking to Jesus imagine if. that song plays the moment it becomes. sensient yeah what if AI starts getting. programmed to be religious too like has. that even H that hasn't happened right. well what if AI know something what if. AI can do the math and what if AI goes. yeah somebody made this yeah exactly. this is [ __ ] 100% made by something. by something to think who which company. wins the AI president battle or is it. the government made it you know what I.

mean like apple well then yeah apple has. more money than God they just become. God they make the AI they're probably. doing it right now they got a [ __ ]. building like a spaceship a giant. spaceship building I bet there's like an. underground bunker in the middle they. got some AI that works on Quantum. Computing they're ready to launch that. [ __ ] mhm Siri 2 yeah it's a good. company yeah me is going to run the. world I think Apple probably be the. nicest yeah about it you know that.

pendant I showed you last week that. there's not like three of them that do. it supposedly it's like you can wear. this wearable it records your audio all. day long yeah I was thinking about I was. like is that not what our phones have. been doing or we at least think that's. what our phones have been doing for the%. and now it's just a a purchasable tech. yeah 100% of your phone's been listening. to you especially if you're you or. me yeah someone's listening like that. Pegasus software that we were talking. about that was developed by Israel I. mean that's one of the crazy things that. people like how did they not know that. this was coming like they they're so.

good that is weird Inside. Job the the oh the the dark one would be. no I don't even want to say it it's. just is it a fa just a total failure or. were they so clever or were they so well. funded they could pull it off or you. know the. unthinkable all of it's horrible man. that [ __ ] Rave that is so terrifying. paratroopers dropping in on a rave and.

killing everybody they announced today. like what 12 Americans uh died is that. funny that we keep count of those folks. yeah we think oh they're more important. yeah lost 260 Israelis at the concert. but 12 of were americ 12 of them were. Americans God damn it hope we didn't. lose anybody famous hope we didn't lose. any. ticktockers you know isn't that weird. though that we think about that like how. many Americans got killed that's. a it's it's a strange metric it's a. strange strange thing to concentrate on.

just the overall horrific nature of the. just all the deaths including Palestine. I mean how many people have died since. they started bombing have you seen those. the bombs M just shooting missiles into. buildings and stuff [ __ ] that one. building that collapsed the first night. [ __ ] dude that place was already [ __ ]. yeah what's it like now they're shutting. the power off. there no. like but here's the thing about the. Israeli Palestine conflict like how do.

you sort that out one one group says the. other group should shouldn't exist and. they're on their land the other group. says you have to stay over here and you. can't go anywhere. and a World vote yeah you don't want. that you don't want that I wonder what. that vote would. be that's why we would have to hear it. out like we would all have to watch it. on TV and stuff like that like and what. are they basing it on too the thing. about the AI would wonder like are you. voting on based on false assumptions.

right are you voting based on uh. propaganda you've been fed by a dictator. like if we let the whole world vote can. North Korea really vote no we don't. they're not part of us well maybe if AI. takes over maybe if AI takes over they. could vote that out imagine if AI just. completely stopped North Korea's ability. to use any of their weapon systems and. then mobilized drones to disarm all the. soldiers and said okay we're going to. set everybody free like that was ai's.

first task free North Korea like we. would have to go AI is doing a really. good job like I was watching Isaac. Asimov and he was on the David Letterman. show don't ask me why I just youtubing. right and he was on the David Letterman. show in 1980 and he said I imagine in 40. years there will be no. war yeah he had this idea of like. there'll be no war and he was like this. IDE IDE of like what the future would be. like it was very interesting but that. people have always had this idea that. one day we're going to sort this whole.

War thing out in 1980 you could kind of. think like that CU it Vietnam War had. ended we hadn't done anything until. Operation Desert Storm and that was what. was that. 92 yeah 91. 92 I. think that back then people had this. dream in 1980 like yeah you could we can. Envision a we're not having war in. America anymore it could be a time with. no war we're really stupid though I.

remember when Back to the Future was too. was supposed to happen like three years. ago you know when there was flying cars. everywhere and hologram Jaws we always. get that [ __ ] wrong yeah but when a guy. like Isaac Asimov gets it so but it's. not that he gets it so wrong he just had. hope in humans and thinking that we're. going to really at this point in time. going to real with television and. everything for back then television was. crazy like oh my God we have television. the news how can you keep having war. thought the world will understand that.

that's a bad. thing and across America and here we are. 2023 on the verge of some crazy conflict. like World War I type conflict like real. like the be when you hear about the. beginning of World War II and you think. about the first operations the first. things that happened you just go whoa. what must that have been like what must. that have been like to see that there's. a world war going. on and you're just sitting here going. holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it's popping.

off yes is this. Palestine I mean the Tweet said it was. from Bloomberg oh my God is this today. was just post oh yeah that's the uh. their what is it called M no they a big. uh prayer place that's their mosque yeah. that ball right there yeah. Jesus. dude holy [ __ ] man yeah this was the.

second. day look at that look at this. Devastation man what is that that they. bombed Jamie I'm not 100% sure I'll try. to find out it just says his Drone. footage over CA. City it's terrifying man imagine living. there and knowing at any minute it could. start again. yeah how do they choose what to bomb.

too are they bombing where they think. the terrorists came from are they. bombing where they where they sleep what. are they doing supposed to be what. government buildings only you. know is that what that was that didn't. you no that's that just seems like they. went ham yeah they went crazy that term. surgical strikes that one always gets me. surgical missile attacks surgical mhm. what kind of surgery like you're using. bombs for surgery that's that's like the.

most gaslighting term ever for a missile. surgical missile. strikes oh you're doing. surgery kind of you are you're. definitely removing people from this. world separating body parts I don't. think I'd call it surgery. though you shouldn't be able to use that. term surgical strike you know that seems. like you shouldn't even be able to use. that for. darts he's got surgical Precision you.

going to let a guy do surgery with a. dart no you're not shut the [ __ ] up. don't say surgery surgery's like a guy's. got [ __ ] giant goggles over his eyes. and he's he's very precise with his cuts. and his his vision is magnified and. there's people around him cleaning. things and handing him things that's. surgery yeah no mistakes yeah not Drone. footage surgical drone. strikes that's another thing that we. ignore the amount of people that. accidentally get killed in drones far.

exceeds the amount of people that. they're supposed to kill it's some. insane number it's I think it's we've. looked it up before I I want to I want. to say like 80% like 80% of the people. that get killed are innocent wow from. Dron strikes yeah see what is the actual. number I think it's something like that. though right. what do you finding I mean it's just the.

the first thing I'm looking at that this. this doesn't sound right so I got to. look a different. way I mean obviously also I'm looking. like for deaths of civilians I guess. would be or. percentage what would you say that. civilian. casualties what what is a accidental. casualty what do they call. that uh does they have a don't they have. a term for. civilians yeah that right or collateral.

collateral damage that's I mean that. could to be anything it's cuz that was. the Julian Assange um video collateral. murder that was the thing that how about. that nobody talks about that guy yeah. guy exposes the chaos of War like yeah. we want to lock you up. forever yeah I'm just I don't it's not I. don't I'm not looking in the right spot. I can tell you that much do you ever use. AI for your searches now. chat gbt it ask I'll ask chat gbt and. see if I get a.

yeah I bet chat gbt will set us straight. right away what. percentage of drone. strikes. deaths are civilians or collateral. damage. seven what did you say let's guess what. do you think it is uh I would. say 40% I want to say 84 but you've. probably already looked it up so you I. think I know I definitely have in the. past but I don't remember what the. number is but I remember it being. shockingly high let's see what chat GP.

say didn't give me an answer was it oh. it long it was just a long thing talking. about like why it can't give me an exact. percentage it's too long to read it's. not just summarize and give me what you. think yeah I'm not saying collateral. damage typically refers to unattended. civilian casties or damage to civilian. property during military oper operations. including drone strikes the percentage. of collap damage and drone strikes can. be influenced by several factors. including the accuracy of the. intelligence used to Target individuals. or groups the Precision of the Drone.

technology The Rules of Engagement. employed by the military and the level. of care taken to minimize civilian harm. also uh people will overestimate on. purpose the amount of civilians that. were killed because it's very bad PR. someone in the military explained that. to me oh yeah that's what this next. paragraph just said like different. organizations will have like different. answers based on organizations and. sources May provide varying estimates of. collateral damage in drone strikes some. reports suggest that improvements in. drone technology and tactics have.

reduced the number of Civilian. casualties over time While others argue. that the true extent of Civilian harm. may be underreported or not fully. understood that was my problem I was. having while I was trying to find real. quick seeing different numbers that. didn't add up I probably read somebody's. random sub. stack that's giving me giving me a high. that's a great answer Chad GPT yeah very. diplomatic yeah doing a good job it's. getting better at answering questions.

it's going to be freaky when it gets to. five mhm remember remember it all. started back in the day with Siri like. where can I hide a dead body you. know by the shore. yeah what kind of dead body Brian. yeah that's what's crazy about when. someone gets caught like murdering their. husband there's like a bunch of searches. on their computer how do I get rid of. body dumb too who would do. that the kind of people that would.

murder their wife or murder their. husband I gu like those people are. they're probably on drugs and they're. probably not technologically savvy they. don't listen to podcasts like if you. don't listen to podcast and you don't. read and you're not online and you're. not involved like you probably don't. even know that they have access to your. [ __ ] right you probably believe that. like what is that mode that you can do. on Google safe mode or hidden mode mode. yes like safe or it's secret mode or. what is it called safe search safe. search yeah yeah get the [ __ ] out of. here [ __ ] that ain't safe Incognito.

right [ __ ] you ain't Incognito you're. online put a wig on and go to Walmart. and use their computers yeah unless. you're using a. VPN even and you'll still get into your. hard drive son speaking of wigon how's. that baseball game J did you see that. Meme somebody sent me this meme Joe. Rogan ain't slick it looks exactly like. me with a wig on oh oh yeah. isn't that photoshop I thought that was. just photoshop with your face on what. that's on my face that's some dude yeah. somebody just tweeted that to me the.

other day that's hilarious if I was an. alcoholic and I ate a lot of hot dogs. I'd look exactly oh my God yeah that's. like your piss look too that looks so. much like me like if I just got a little. nose job and moov to. Argentina that's weird dude it's crazy. that looks like such a horrible wig too. so I want to see what he looks like. without a wiggle that guy's hiding who's. this guy that guy's hiding oh yeah he's. with that you know maybe he's balls he's. got tired of people thinking he's me. he's like I know how to throw people off. God I thought that was you bro I thought. it was me so funny somebody Photoshop me.

in there but then I'm like oh that's on. me that's on my nose like that's on my. face and I always thought that that. poster in the in the mothership Green. Room was you with the I always thought. that was you like since I've known. you like I just thought oh man that's a. cool like cool photo that you got. yeah no nope not me cool photo though. it's one of my favorites he's pointing. that gun mhm in the cockpit of some.

[ __ ] he it's got the I think that's. why I think it's I thought it was from. that uh talking monkeys in space oh. right right that yeah Fighter the old. Pilot helmet thing on the the cap yeah. those caps are cool they used to look. cool when they're flying jets mhm now. they're out there with [ __ ] space. helmets on do you know now when they get. in a certain like helicopters and. certain fighter jets their head piece. that they put on their their helmet is.

not just a helmet it's also like an AR. screen it's Mr yeah and so it sinks up. with the Jet and where they look is. where the crosshairs go yeah so when. they're they're shooting they literally. put the crosshairs on with their head. with their eyes like where they're. seeing which is wild that's cool that is. incredible you imagine if that kind of. Technology comes to video games and. you're just shooting things that you see. right so you're running around they kind. of have that but that would be way more. accurate yeah so this is it mhm yeah.

that's cool look at that so this is like. it's tracking where he's looking what's. it called the Bae system Striker to. helmet mounted. display of course they have stuff like. this though it makes sense mean you have. this giant screen in front of a person's. face and you have all this augmented. reality is that what it looks like top. of the ground Vis I don't I mean I've. never been in it it I don't want to say. no and if you're doing that at night.

time and that's what you see yeah that's. infra infrared imagine if you're doing. that and all sudden you just see a. saucer hovering. there yeah that's that's cool stuff eye. tracking is cool like VR headsets have. that now and it's it's really neat CU. you like just look at what you want to. click and then you just have your hand. and you just click it so you go like. click click click you know it's you just. look for because you're wearing a VR. yeah so it knows exactly where your eyes. are and that shit's going to get better. and better and better oh yeah the new. one that Quest 3 comes out tomorrow and.

uh that that's a million times better. than it was before and that's the one. that Zuckerberg and um Lex did a podcast. from no no they actually used the older. one the quest Pro because that has ey. tracking the one they're releasing. tomorrow is like their $500 one and it. doesn't have eye tracking but it's more. powerful than that one which is makes. zero sense they I don't know what. they're doing over there but uh but the. quest pro has eye tracking and uh that's. they'll release a Next Level Pro next. well the the pro did so bad that I think.

they kind of killed it oh really yeah. yeah I mean it I had it it broke like in. a month it's still broke but uh it's not. as I mean the quest two or Quest three. it's more for more people I think I mean. that whole meta thing was like the. commercial was so exciting mhm you know. I was like look at all these diverse. people dancing to a painting that's like. singing to them what a cool commercial. you know was like it wasn't it was fun.

like a fun commercial like you're like o. what do you guys but nobody bought into. it everybody's like great commercial. what's the product yeah you know that's. what's going to be interesting with. apple because I mean there's this what. $3,500 and so if the quest Pro didn't. work I mean this is going to be if this. works for Apple then that's insane. because it's well that company's a. different company yeah and it's a. totally different product it's so much. they sell something though they're so. sure that people are going to buy it. like what Duds have they ever had. they've had a couple of Duds back in the.

day remember the tablet that you write. on it was like a like a like a oh old. school yeah but what are those things. called Newton or not yeah Newton newon. right what are those things referred to. as it's not a bookkeeper but it's like a. not yeah whatever the [ __ ] it was I. remember I had this meeting with this uh. Hollywood Guy this is 19 94 when I just. moved to LA and he was showing me this. thing he got look I got this thing and. he's like showing me all the buttons I. was like okay what are you going to do.

with that and he's like well I've got my. organized on this I've got all my all my. appointments coming up look they're all. in this little thing you write on it. with like a little piece little here it. is the Apple Newton and that's even a. newer one I think I think there was even. an older looking one than that it. launched in 93 discontinued in 98. they're like all right it is funny. because it does have some really cool. uh Apple portable yeah but now you're in. the 80s no one's buying computers yet. but when you get in the 90s like.

Macintosh TV that's interesting I never. heard that one 94 launched in 93. discontinued in 94 oh yeah price at. launched $ 13.99 in 94 what is that. today that's like 4,000 at least right. yeah and then that one what is that the. 20th an anniversary 7500 what is it what. the [ __ ] that oh they made only a couple. of these I think system P oh yeah the. video game system they were supposed to. team up with uh what was it Nintendo or.

somebody what's this performa X2 oh so. these are just different computers that. they're making I remember that emate. thing yeah that was weird Okay and then. the round mouse remember they had a one. button we you only need one button they. had their own fire wire that caused a. lot of problems for too I hated that. fire the cube I like the cube I thought. that was I like the [ __ ] iPods I used. to love iPod. still that was a solid product the. Little Wheel the clicking on it solid. product it's just a timeline though but.

I I typed scroll down a little bit. further wasn't much else I I would. disagree with a lot of these I think all. these are things that are supposed to be. failed that wasn't good that was that. iTunes uh social media thing they tried. to do built in there sharing that was. weird totally forgot about that oh. yeah oh yeah you remember that that yeah. nobody got no got that Myspace took care. of that or something and that was it. interesting yeah that was it's whenever. someone like threads right someone tries.

to launch a new one and everybody's like. yeah let's go over there and then they. go I'm going go back to X for they're. forcing threads in the middle of. Instagram posts now like you'll be. scrolling through your feet and it's. just like check out these threads it's. like no get get the [ __ ] out of here. interesting they do that it does feel. kind of clean and nice not having any. Bots you know that's the thing I hate do. threads have no Bots no it's doesn't. like I I have no problems with any of. that because it's so much harder to get. an Instagram account you know what I. mean like Twitter you could have like a.

million of them yeah but dude I have so. whenever I make a post like almost. instantly it's like the I'm horny. looking for a boyfriend again most of. that is because it's probably not yet. which technically is sort of but only a. few people have it on PC once they. opened up Instagram to PC users and you. can make posts and make comments and all. that you can make computer programs to. do all that [ __ ] well they have threads. on on on browser now I I'm just like. yeah only some people have it maybe I'm. sure you probably do whatever but also. you like to stop the Bots and to stop.

all the [ __ ] you have to do a lot of. monitoring right so you have to do a lot. of moderation so you have to step in and. censor once you start doing that like. Elon tries to keep that at the bare. minimum and that's like costing him an. advertising Revenue. but it's good for us it's also good for. them in some way cuz it shows traffic. yeah they don't want to like admit how. much of it's actual traffic that was the. that was why he bought it in the first. place cuz he thought that they were.

overestimating how much traffic there. was and whatnot yeah and they they still. are I mean like he's been he's been. streaming video games the other day on. on X and uh you know like somebody like. MK uh had like uh I forget something. like 32 million views for this one video. oh my God and it's it's just like they. count of views like you're just. scrolling and it plays or if it's you. know and they count that as a play you. know that's silly. so well they would know they would know.

what the metrics are like Spotify knows. how many people tune into my podcast for. like 30 seconds and how many people. watch the whole thing MH I wish does. Spotify have they don't like an Apple. app for like Apple TV and stuff like. that like oh so goes on Apple TV no. that's cuz it's cuz of Apple music I'm. guessing f yeah that's that sucks that. would be a good move cuz YouTube's. version of that is amazing yeah you know. professional pool which you know I'm.

[ __ ] dork I love watching pool. matches it's never been a better time to. watch pool I watch so many big matches. like one I was watching from Vietnam. yesterday um the Perry open and I'm. watching these like worldclass players. play in Vietnam so it's I'm watching it. live it's like 2: a.m. in the morning. I'm cuddling up with my dog on the couch. watching on the big screen these like. professional pool matches and I'm like. this is incredible like for I used to.

have to buy VHS tapes I used to buy them. from a company called. acats this is the thing about pool when. you watch other people play pool you. learn how to play pool you learn like. the right path to go like cuz it's you. know it's all the ball scatter and you. have nine of them if you're playing nine. ball and you have to figure out what's. the best way get around what are the. problems and so when you see Pros do it. you're like oh I never would have. thought to shot shoot it that of course. that's the way to do it oh you have to.

go two rails I was being a chicken I was. trying to go one rail and then you you. watch that and and you get better so it. always been a thing in pool in the pool. world to watch matches like everybody. watches matches but you could never just. get them on your TV they're so hard it. would be on ESPN every now and again. there's all these commercials and all. this nonsense but to be able to watch it. on YouTube is [ __ ] amazing mhm. I have a bilage channel on my YouTube TV. I don't know if you like it's like a oh. yeah there is legit like Chanel ESPN or. whatever it is yeah it's on YouTube yeah.

yeah but no like well YouTube TV like. the the service on not the actual. YouTube youtube.com yeah I just switched. over to YouTube TV TV it's just it's. cable through YouTube yeah good it's so. integrated now in the middle of the. thing that you can watch the movies you. have you can go back and forth between. both apps can you get like ESPN 100% it. cost like 80 bucks a month or whatever I. mean it might be more 85 now or less. just pick what shows you want and they. always records them so like I always. have like the news recorded and like you. know certain shows DVR for all just.

finding out about this it's on all your. apps all your we have 14 and a half. million subscribers on YouTube I'm just. finding out about this it's a slightly. different service but it's it's still. the same it's good that's awesome yeah. that's the new world but again there's a. lot of censorship with that too a lot of. demonetization but again they're. operating on an advertising Revenue um. model which you know advertisers. complain advertisers don't want. controversial subjects attached to. whatever the [ __ ] they're they're. selling I I I wonder though because like.

you know kill Tony is doing really good. and you know we have almost every. Advertiser you could possibly want you. know we love our advertisers but on. YouTube we're getting age gated now. we're getting demonetized like almost. every episode now and it's mostly. because of language yeah and it's like. but those sponsors that you think are. saying no we can't have bad poo poo. language you know they're sponsoring us. like like it can't be that it's okay. it's okay the hypocrisy is okay the.

contradictions are okay it's just they. got to sort this out and they got to. realize that there's real markting for. regular people that like wild [ __ ] and. those people buy stuff too and you can't. let this very small vocal minority that. complain about things and write letters. and start campaigns you can't let them. dictate you have to let the society. dictate if if it's not good people won't. watch it if it's good people are. watching it if people are watching it. you can advertise on it right you're. going to get those people the people. that enjoy that product and just stop.

being the moral compass for the [ __ ]. world right don't do that because people. it is the internet now people can decide. they can decide what they want decide. what they don't want you know and you. see that you see the companies starting. to wake up and go I think this is just. like people like this stuff like normal. people you know like violent movies you. know you don't sponsor Once Upon a Time. in Hollywood but if you did like who's. who wants to get in on that sponsorship. people getting murdered and dicks are. getting bitten by pit bulls like [ __ ]. crazy movie right right that would be.

demonetized you'd be like that's too. much that's too crazy but meanwhile. everybody watches it it's like the same. people that buy your stuff yeah like. they got to just relax with that and. stop you're selling things okay you're. selling toothpaste you're not the moral. compass of the world and if people. complain about it [ __ ] them don't give. in to the Mob because if you do you. become Bud Light yeah. yeah kill the name kill Tony they told. me I can't put it in thumbnails or the. titles anymore so I have to now edit.

like a photo over the word kill every. episode has to have like that that was a. problem because the show could. name but meanwhile Kill Bill Kill Bill. available on YouTube exactly seems like. I bet it is YouTube movies bet you can. buy Kill Bill yep can't you it's. technically different though they're not. going to be serving ads in the middle of. Kill Bill that's it's really really them. serving it's the computer program. they're using that serves whatever they. think the algorithm wants to you know. well it serves the best interest of uh.

advertising Revenue that's what it is. they're worried about advertisers not. want to be associated with something. that's crazy you know that's their. prerogative but I think it's a mistake I. think when things are popular and things. are good you should advertise on them. you know it's like come on what are you. doing right what are you doing I think. it'll sort itself out yeah I mean kill. Tony is just too big now yeah it's I. mean you guys sold out a [ __ ] arena. for New Year's and it started a second. show so there a second Arena on for sale.

so how stupid is that it's amazing it's. amazing it's going to be 15,000 people. watching a live podcast in Austin insane. yeah it's amazing and then Tony's like. nah they'll come to. us he's right yeah he's right and it. works there's a cool thing happening to. you right now man and kill Tony is a GI. Cornerstone of it your show is the. Cornerstone of and I was telling Tony. this last night when we were having. dinner together it's like it's the.

Cornerstone of the comedy community for. Austin and I think for the whole country. because it teaches young Comics to just. be funny just be funny find your your. voice up there but the most important. thing is you got to be funny you only. have one minute you can't virtue signal. you can't talk about your victimhood you. can't no one wants to hear it right you. have one minute to be funny that's the. art form the meet of the joke yeah and. if you eventually develop a following. you develop an act and in your act you. have layers and all kinds of different. stories and that's great too that's and.

that's a lot what YouTube's for and. there's a lot of great Comics like Ali. sadik his whole Act is these stories I. love Al he's so good and he can turn. over an hour like nobody man because. he's his stories are so good he's got so. many of them and so when he but when he. does that that's not going to work on. kill Tony that's a different kind of act. but it's still along the same vein it's. still he's funny you know and if he had. to condense it to 1 minute 100% he could. do that like that's what it teaches. Comics to be funny just be funny yeah.

because big majority of people can't. even do a minute like they they can't. even get one joke out in a minute yeah. it's crazy yeah it's hard it's [ __ ]. hard especially if you're not good at. editing yeah if you're one of those guys. being doing Open Mic nights and you. don't know how sloppy your your stuff is. and how much fat is in it yeah people. it's a difficult skill to learn how to. condense a joke into you know I really. learned it from Joey I think Joey is the. best at it because Joey's set up.

punchline bam it's always so electric. like when Joey's killing it's always the. punchline sneak in before you ever see. him coming and you're [ __ ] crying. he's the best at that he he really. enforced this idea that I was already. aware of which is the economy of words. like you say it with the least amount of. words possible in the best way. possible except sometimes sometimes you. have to explain things sometimes you. have to take the people on a little. journey well no also that's also a. different kind of form of com I me I I.

like going into a nice story I mean sure. it's edited down and it's you know not. as long as I I used to be but I like. that sometimes because it's well that's. where Ari show was so good yeah you know. the um this is not happening when he was. doing that I remember when he started. that we were all hanging out and he said. I'm going to do a Storyteller show I. what do you a good way to develop. material right that is a good way to. develop material people know you're just. going to tell stories because if you try. to tell a story on stage there's this.

expectation of like constant punch lines. so he figured out how to tell funny. stories and we all sort of joined in on. that you know remember we used to do the. lab at The Improv yeah that little room. which was the perfect place for it that. they should have never got rid of that. little room I did I thought it's still. there no now it's bar oh they just no. there's the bar in that little room in. front of the bar which is Hot Death. Everybody Eats a dick at that bar that's. the worst room I hate that room that. room is just something about meanwhile.

the other room was amazing it's crazy. how just the setup of a room changes. everything right if you have a room. where it's fully contained you don't. have to constantly hear the door opening. you don't have constantly people. shuffling through getting to the other. room which is the that room has and then. the bathrooms right around the corner. which mixes with the green room area. like all that chaos there's too much. chaos in that room it's not set it's a. curtain there get the [ __ ] out of here. right go back to what you had you had a. door when you went into a whole new room. and that whole new room had a small.

stage and everybody was packed in tight. and it was magic they yeah they screwed. that up a lot remember the mural at. least they got rid of that how many. times do we have to give them a hard. time about it though constantly. constantly goofing on wouldn't look like. dolphins yeah who is that that's Richard. PR no it's not. like there was so many people on that. wall that was just like what are you. looking at I'm kind of I'm I'm kind of. scared to go to the ice house because. you know that was such a beautiful both.

of those stages were pretty beautiful. and uh all the photos I see now it looks. like you're at a I don't know sports. game or something it's supposed to still. be really good though everybody I know. that's worked and said the room is still. pretty good I mean not pretty good. really good it's still a great space you. know they did kind of jazz it up a. little bit and clean it up which is like. the last thing I would have ever done to. that place right I would left everything. exactly the way it was made some. improvements you can make some. improvements and not change the cuz that. room was magic that room was so good.

that agents wouldn't accept a tape from. there right like if someone did a set. from there they're like no I need to see. you another club right cuz it was a. cheat coat like everyone killed there. why is that cuz it was like a road show. you're especially when you lived in La. you're so used to these horrible. audiences where half of it was managers. and Hollywood staff and people in the. industry so when you would go there no. none of those people ever drove over. there so it felt like oh this is like. I'm on the road yeah it was like the. road right they were appreciative and it. was fun and they were just regular. people yeah they weren't like industry.

adjacent right I mean how many people. when you go to The Comedy Store on a. regular night just like yeah actors and. producers and agent show it's an agent. show I remember there's this lady in the. front room she turned out to be some. executive for one of the networks and. she was like stopping the comics from. saying things don't say that stop saying. that she was drunk and then we found out. she was an executive like the [ __ ] are. you doing interrupting artart God you. don't even know you shouldn't even be. here this isn't even what you're. involved in you think you have that cart.

blanch just because you're sort of. connected to Comedy somehow because. occasionally your network hires. comedians for sitcoms like get out of. here the [ __ ] out of here but that was. the the mentality that those people had. like they could just tell you what to do. and what to say they were used to. telling people what to do they thought. they could just stop comedy you know was. so annoying there's so many arms crossed. mhm so many people in that crowd they. just would they didn't want go there to. have a good time a lot of them went. there and they were upset that they. weren't on.

stage yeah you know there's a lot of. that just that [ __ ] weirdness of. Hollywood is such a but it also made for. a great place to practice too because if. your [ __ ] worked there it work anywhere. exactly if you get if you could killed. the store in the O that was a legit. set I saw Doug Stan hope uh at skankfest. the other day he drank his own piss on. stage oh good move definitely a good. substitute for writing have you seen the. preview for his movie his new movie that.

looks so good no I haven't seen it it's. called like uh on the road or something. maybe is it a documentary no it's it's a. movie made by uh somebody famous and uh. it's about being on the road okay I have. to pee when we come back we'll watch the. trailer cool all right right back and. we're back hi everybody the movie is. called Road dog and Jamie said uh it. actually won some awards oh [ __ ] the. road dog and is this about Comics yeah. Greg Fitz Simmons is in it you should.

watch the trailer it's it's like whoa du. okay press let's. go. Jus why is that is this. it you ready for your headliner he's. been doing it for over 30 years please. welcome the road dog Jimmy Quinn my name. is Jimmy and I'm an alcoholic how you.

feeling Jimmy you look a little worn out. I'm a road comic I am worn out go away. I'm not the. M I'm your. [Music]. son can I pick a lunch give me a. minute I'm not what you expected you're. exactly what I. expected want to be a comedian maybe.

it's. genetic I just Dro down med school hold. your applause it's funny you say we uh. spend a little bit more time together. we'll have some Goofs I'm afraid you. won't be receiving any money but I will. pray for. you you got a nice kid there certainly. thinks highly of you yeah he doesn't. know me that well Phil a little nervous. cuz uh you know what you did to your. last headlining act I've been booking. Jimmy 20 years his father's probably one. of the funniest people I've been in my.

life but he has no discipline comedy's. about pain it's like he doesn't even. care he's an addict until he decides he. wants to do it for himself there's. nothing you or anyone else can do for. him how come we never made on TV TV. isn't real comedy real comed's live you. know in the moment I go on that stage. I'm the talent I'm the writer I'm the. director there if the customer doesn't. like it I tell the customer to. go who is in the car oh that's.

David ni son top that for a. living Jesus I'm depressed already know. right and I think Doug St had sex to. have a. kid yeah. old Douglas it was great having him at. the club yeah he was there early on one. of the first ones who did came down. checked it out just cool having him.

around I love that guy yeah such an. original human he's such uniquely dug I. mean he is who he is. absolutely and his girl and his manager. every yeah the whole thing the whole. crew chaos crew funny people. man is he still doing his podcast I. believe so I mean his I know Place had. caught on fire so I'm not sure if that. was a part of it or. not bro we've been doing this since.

2009 is it crazy that the beginning when. we first started doing it everybody's. like what the [ __ ] are you doing we. actually did it even more before that. too just know you know back in the. Justin TV days we tried a few different. versions of something yeah where we [ __ ]. around in the green room we tried a few. different versions mhm of like this idea. that we could just stream stuff and have. fun it was just but that's I think why. it worked cuz it was all just fun like. no one ever thought it was going to be a.

business yeah it was more just hanging. out yeah doing teex stuff with your your. office having a good time being silly. you know we thought of a lot of versions. of it I mean before uh twitch was a. thing you know uh imagine a world where. people would make a living just. streaming video games online like they. just like playing video games then all a. sudden this thing came along and now. people make crazy money where people. watch them play video games like what I.

watched four hours of a guy playing. putter playing J uh Grand Theft Auto. role playing last night I wonder how. much different is that than me watching. pool it's probably the same you know not. much different you know wouldn't it be. better if you were playing yes. definitely but is it but there's a thing. in watching people play stuff like it's. a. exciting especially if you play that. thing like if you're watching someone. like you're watching Elon play Diablo. and you play Diablo something's exciting.

about that yeah no one saw that coming. either no one saw a podcast coming no. one saw that coming there's a bunch of. these things that no one saw coming and. I think the next thing is definitely. that Zuck and. Lex yeah stuff well you've been doing VR. for a long time you've been doing these. [ __ ] arounds yeah it's just me playing. video. but yeah it's and you know. it's it's hard to like communicate. because it's 2D you're watching me play.

on TD so it just looks like I'm playing. a regular video game like in a chat room. or something so the idea of like that. like Lex and and Zuck doing it that kind. of shows more like hey These people. aren't together that's not them you know. that's crazy crazy and I think that I. think once Apple also releases it it's. it's going to be a different world when. it comes to that stuff I think yeah I. think so too and I think if everybody. gets on it if it's as easy as getting on.

your phone cuz it's not going to be in. the beginning no not everybody's going. to have that thing it might be one of. those things that we look at like this. like. 2023 2025 discontinued yeah yeah it. might be but it might eventually boil. down to a pair of glasses that you wear. mhm some cool looking glasses that allow. you to do all this wild [ __ ] yep you. scan your face using your iPhone the. thing is like where's the battery going. to be how much battery life is it going. to have well that's the one thing that. Apple I think did wrong is that this. first generation of theirs the the.

battery you're wearing it on your like. belt which is what everybody loves yeah. I mean you know Steve Jobs would never. have allowed that. never no way he probably would have said. we can't do it yet no or just I mean put. the battery in the back yeah even that. is not going to work it's it needs to be. big that battery is like a brick mhm I. mean you're carrying around essentially. like a tablet like how big is the. battery it's it's about the size it's. like bigger than an i it's about the.

size of an iPhone but a little thicker. it's kind of heavy right it's got to be. all batteries yeah but it's only like. two hours 3 hour battery pack too though. they probably wanted to give you a. backpack yeah like a big but then again. like what is going on with having that. electronic strap to you right like is. that good for you that's what it looks. like huh so that thing sits in your. pocket that or your belt yeah and the. cool thing though is that you can just. it's mag safe you know so you they want. you to buy multiple ones so it can't you.

can't take it off and I think there's an. internal battery that lasts a small so. you can take it off without. disconnecting swap it so you're going to. have like 10 of those. things are you though I mean I I'm going. to there's going to be a bunch of people. that do do it it looks dope that lady in. the upper corner the back world one go. click click up the upper yeah yeah with. the eyes that thing's the creepiest. thing you're going to see people walking. around like that you're going to be. jealous my God all like dead eyed I. could see six Street filled with people.

walking down the street like that heck. yeah cuz you're going to be able to get. an Uber from that thing you're going to. be able to order food from that thing. right yep wow I I like it I think it's. going to be I think it just because it's. so unique and crazy and especially the. eye thing I think people are going to be. like jealous when other people have it. cuz the first year supposedly they're. not going to make that many of them to. make it even more desirable you know and. this is augmented reality right so what. are the features it's going to offer you. that it's going to be make you walk down.

congress with it's going to be VR and AR. but yeah things like having stuff pop up. like you know like maps and stuff like. like go turn right here and like or. phone calls or you'll be able to do. FaceTime with people you know while. people going to drive with that thing on. they originally didn't show any outside. of their house though so right that'll. be another step developer going to. someone's going to have to make. something something that makes you take. it out of your house and put it on sort. of right it's got to be feasible that. you can walk around with this thing on. and they're also not putting it on their. shoulders to make that they're like yeah.

developers go ahead and buy it and start. thinking of cool [ __ ] yeah cuz we're not. going to take that responsibility and. then when you do have it what's to stop. you from watching a movie while you're. driving yeah I mean people are [ __ ]. stupid it would be cool though if to. have that on while you're driving and. like kind of like like what Tesla has. like the boxes around people so it's. like watch out for you know to the right. do you remember when people were playing. Pokémon go in their cars yeah it was. real common yeah I remember I was in my.

truck so I was look I was in my Lexus. the SUV so I was looking down at this. lady she was driving erratically and I'm. like this [ __ ] is playing Pokemon she's. playing Pokemon while she was driving so. she had the Pokemon up and she was. looking at that while she was driving. that was a weird week when that game. came out I remember going to The Comedy. Store literally every single com had. their phone open playing it people on. the sidewalk was all like teamed up in a. big group like strangers just playing it. because I guess there was like a a. fighting ring at The Comedy Store that.

everyone wanted to play and. uh yeah it was but what happened what. why did die the novelty kind of wore off. of it I think you know just like. everything you know after like two weeks. or so I I'll still pull it out once in a. while and play and see like oh what's. around my house you know but yeah. holy [ __ ]. what how many monthly players do you. think they average it's still huge in.

Asia I know that let me say 50. million 78 over the last 30 days what. wow yeah it's still huge in Asia and but. in America like I would love to see what. the drop off was yeah where it was I. opened it up like a month ago and there. were still people playing like around me. where I live in middle of nowhere so. there's still people probably playing it. says there's still about a million. people in America playing it that's only. a million though n that's not much what. was it at the peak it had crazy H crazy.

yeah I wonder what happened to those. people they just woke up yeah imagine. like bro we got this right imagine what. they were thinking dude we got them. they're hooked forever forever this is. going to be like every other game that. people get addicted to and then. everybody was just like get the [ __ ] out. of here with this thing oh there's three. times as many people in the US than. Japan playing it really according to. this statistic are we the number one no. I think Korea probably I mean it doesn't. have yeah it has Us number one Great. Britain number two Japan number three. Sweden and Canada but might be leaving. out something so we're number one number.

one number [ __ ] yeah America [ __ ] yeah. what is the number one country where. video games are played is it. America that or. China right I would think I don't know. I don't know yeah I would imagine it. would be I mean I know that uh video. game like those uh leagues are huge in. asah uhhuh you know like Korea Starcraft.

was the big one right they used to have. those giant tournaments yep now it's. like League of Legends China One Us 2. for video game players I guess do you. ever talk Revenue do you ever talk to. carac anymore yeah occasionally yeah we. we were going back and forth on uh. Twitter the other day remember when we. went down to. years ago or something at least yeah at. least yeah that was uh when they were. developing Quake 3 yeah yeah that was.

awesome to be able to play Quake with. those guys in their own Studios mhm that. was a boy that made you realize how much. work is involved yeah in making a video. game like oh yeah oh that's work like. you need a guy like karmac who just sits. there for 16 hours a day. just coding just a crazy stat I don't. know if you I feel like I don't believe. it three out of four Americans play. video games on various consoles with. more than half playing on mobile phones.

you don't think that's true I mean I. guess like is it for five minutes. minimum per month or something like that. us Trails China with over 244 million. Gamers China has 665 million Gamers woo. it translated into 4.85 billion in. revenue for 2020 Ukraine's like that's. not enough we need more and although the. 2018 license free slowed down the YY. growth weight rate the Chinese gaming. Market was still able to post a modest.

from 36.5 billion in 2019 like a modest. increase I think I'm supposed to say. there right wow so three out of four. Americans play video games you think. that's too high Jamie yeah I mean would. you consider yourself a gamer even. though you don't play now I me you were. one but no I definitely wouldn't. consider myself now I haven't played a. game in years well but I think my mom. even opens up like crossword games or or. like Subway Surfers yeah Subway Surfers. Subway Surfers is addictive man people.

love that uh yeah but you know there's. like parent games even you know like. yeah those are video games yeah I guess. chess chess play chess your phone isn't. that a video game yeah or that mind. sweep thing yeah that's the ultimate one. to play online MH chess CU you can kind. of get a game at any point in time with. some wizard all over the world you guys. can head [ __ ] each other this Wild game. it's been around for thousands of years. that poor guy who that chess champion.

that everyone thinks put butt plug a. butt plug in his oh yeah they think he. cheated somehow and one of the ideas was. anal beads yeah vibrating anal. beads my thought is like how first of. all that guy I think has cheated before. I think he could have admitted that he. did online but also plays really really. good chess like he's a top level chess. player too M and I think a lot of those. like really ambitious guys they cheated. just to jack up their rating right you.

know like it's kind of a thing to have. like a very high rating right and then. they always accuse each other of. cheating of course because you could. cheat how would you and what why would. you think he had like a vibrating butt. plug in also of all things see that just. it's a fun thing to say right it's like. when they said Trump had hooker pee on. him yeah it's fun thing. say you. know who knows what's true but uh if I. was going to cheated a chess match and I.

used vibrating anal beads we don't know. the answer they just reached an. agreement and they're going to not talk. about it anymore I guess so they settled. a dispute over cheating claims at Rock. chess us player had filed lawsuit. against the former world champion. parties agree to move forward after. series of allegations I think if you. can't prove that he cheated and it seems. like they can't prove they just sus. suspected that he cheated. Hans nean a rising star in the Chess. World filed a $100 million lawsuit. against Magnus Carlson the website. chess.com and chess streamer hakaru.

nakamuro after allegations that he. cheated the allegations began after nean. beat Carlson widely considered one of. the greatest players in history in a. match how do you say that word field. sink sinkfield Cup last year the. Norwegian implied that the uh then. teenager had cheated a week later. Carlson refused to to play in an online. game against the American opting instead. to resign nemid has admitted a cheating. online when he was 12 and 16 but in sis.

he has never done so over the board he. also promised to play naked to prove his. innocence what about your butt yeah that. makes me suspicious uh after unfounded. claims may have used vibrating anal. beads were Amplified by Eli musk Elon. what you. doing Amplified that's funny term. chess.com which has millions of users. around the world concluded in a 72-page. report released last October that Neeman. had likely cheated in online matches.

between July 2015 and August 2020 nean. denied those allegations the report did. not find any evidence that Neeman had. cheated in in-person. matches so a US judge dismissed neeman's. suit in June on Monday chess.com said. the parties have agreed to move forward. with no further threat of legal action I. guess that's good the thing is like it's. hard to say because the guy is really. good too it's like he's a really good. chess player as. well he had been fully scroll back up it.

said uh at this time Hans has been fully. uh reinstated to chess.com and we look. forward to his participation in our. events we would also like to reaffirm. that we stand by the findings in our. October 2022 public report requiring uh. regarding Hans including that we found. no determinative evidence that he has. cheated Ed in any inperson games we all. love chess and appreciate all of the. passionate fans and community members. who allow us to do what we do okay. that's. fair it makes it interesting now people.

are paying attention to chess that's one. good thing about it that people need to. recognize like that was a lot of. publicity for chess it just seems like. idiocracy you know the movie Idiocracy. that now before a chess match there. might be a choice where we have to put. up a curtain have a doctor look in each. of the players [ __ ] before they can. play a game of chess. and how maybe maybe there's a thing you. could swallow and it would vibrate. inside of you you swallow yeah I'm me. sure there's way more than that too you.

could have I mean if you're you're. talking about a lot of money I don't. know how much money chess players make. what's like a what's a big tournament in. chess what's like grand prize what do. you get take a guess oh God a million no. I don't think it's you think a few 100K. yeah I was think I I think okay let's. find out the biggest amount of money. ever won in a chess tournament wow I say. it's a million I would say it's 4.5. million that's probably right I'm.

probably under but I think most chess. matches cuz there's no money in chess. what are they I think in other countries. people really value chess a lot more. than they value It in America for some. strange but we do value it as like if. you're good at chess you have to be. smart like if someone says they're. really good at chess oh you immediately. think they're smart they have to be. smart you L it's like one game like you. could be really good at hockey and be a. [ __ ] right like I guess yeah I would. imagine I don't know I mean I know a lot. of people play play hockey are brilliant.

but it's possible that you could just be. a goon right and just like to smash. people and check into people and you're. good at skating but if I talk to you. about the world I would imagine you. don't have a Nuance take but if if you. tell me that you're a chess Grandmaster. I'm like oh that's a smart person that's. an extraordinarily smart person like. universally smart like I don't think. there's a single [ __ ] that's like a. chess Grandmaster I don't think it's. possible you could be a [ __ ] and be. like uh really good at some things. Checkers yeah you could be you could be.

a [ __ ] and have like a crazy fast ball. like that's all you do is you just. [ __ ] throw that ball so fast and. accurate but you might be a [ __ ] it's. possible you're probably brilliant not. saying that all pitchers are morons but. I think there's a possibility you could. be a [ __ ] whereas if you're a chess. Grandmaster there's zero possibility. you're dumb yeah right I would say I. would agree yeah don't you think Jamie. yeah for sure so that's a unique game so. I have two answers I guess to two. questions the you said the biggest prize.

ever awarded is a little different than. like how they really do it but the. biggest prize ever I guess we could do a. guess like to guess so 1992 I said 4.5 I. said 1 million so 5 million is the. biggest match ever wow between two guys. fiser and spasy might be Bobby. fiser um. though there are 27 different people. that have won over a million dollars. playing chess okay but there's 27 people. that one of million dollars play in pool.

yeah because you know I would say the. average is they make a quarter million. dollars a year the best guys and you. know Cas brov is listed as the top. overall at, 17.2 million another guy at. 14.2 Kasparov is an interesting guy very. vocal and is like anti- Russ. government talk on social media it's. like I'd be [ __ ] nervous if I was. that dude yeah you know I don't know if.

heisten there's certain things you don't. talk about that and Michael. Jackson talk about no I I tweeted one. thing about Michael Jackson once and I I. was getting attacked yeah you should. read the. comments the Michael Jackson one is. crazy because there's like most people. think he did something wrong most people. and yet his music plays everywhere yep. that's how good he is MHM or was Y and. that's like the best cautionary tale as. to how sideways you can go with Fame.

like he went the most sideways than. anybody ever. went it's really weird seeing him I. watched some video of you know when they. were asking him questions about things. you know and he and the video made it. look like he had a big hole in his nose. I don't know yeah he did that was a hole. okay I thought I thought it was just. weird shadows I'm like it looks like he. has a no I don't think it was I think. this is all pre-photoshop days uh I. think or videos I think he had skin. graphs on his nose cuz if you have too. many nose surgeries right first of all.

there's something that can happen where. the tissue dies like you cut into things. too many times the tissue dies I have. one nostril. yeah I think he burned a hole through. that's what he said he used to always. say I was I always wondered if that was. real like is that. just Joey the thing about Joey was. everything was a crazy exaggeration that. was funny that was like his style of. Comedy it's like you know everything was. like 20 you know he'd say something just. something ridiculous where you know. couldn't be possible and you had to.

laugh yep he's just cartoon he's a. cartoon y he's the best I miss him. that's one person I really really wish. lived here well he's going to come visit. you know he did this he did the. mothership one night came by they went. nuts every time he goes anywhere people. go nuts but you know he's enjoying. himself in New Jersey yeah he likes New. Jersey and when I went there with him I. get it I get it it's nice relaxed he. goes to these Italian restaurants they. all know who he is everybody knows him. they're all nice nice normal people he.

likes it yeah his kid likes it his wife. likes it it'd be cool to have Florentine. as a neighbor too I think that yeah I. mean he he come he's going to come down. every now and again hang out with us he. also you don't want him coming here in. the summer and yelling at you no no the. [ __ ] is this Joe ran. 170° yikes the [ __ ] is 100. 7° yeah that was a little much this year. this year you know extreme it's. interesting yeah it's like anybody who.

denies like people want to deny climate. change like don't do that no don't do. that listen we can debate what impact. human beings are having on it and what. should be done about it that certainly. but the idea that something's going on. like are you looking at the weather are. you paying attention it seems like it's. really hot in the summer I mean maybe. that's just a streak and it's going to. go back to cool again maybe not though. the thing about it is this is what no.

one wants to admit on either side of. that is that it never stays flat the the. climate always does this before we were. ever around it gets crazy hot and then. is an ice age and then the polar caps. melt and the the [ __ ] sea Rises and. they find ancient civilizations. underwater because there used to be a. town there all the potteries there. because the people got drowned out cuz. the ocean moved like it's always changed. it's always changed what we should be.

concentrating on more than anything I. think is what we're doing to the ocean. what we're doing to the ocean is crazy. yeah we've killed we we tried to figure. out how much it is it's hard they don't. know what the real estimates are but. some people estimate it's like as high. as 90% of the big fish in the ocean are. missing. like we just scooped them up with Nets. and [ __ ] served them up and in cans. tuna cans and Sushi and we went ham and.

then we're throwing plastic in the ocean. microplastics are now in rain that's. crazy. that's that's convenient if you want to. get your micro Plastics you die if. you're trying to disrupt your endocrine. system you don't have time to eat credit. cards just drink water it's in the rain. oh my god of course it's in the rain it. gets evaporated it's in the water. evaporates goes in the sky did you read. that news study uh something shocking. about uh like one out of three uh women.

who drank Diet Coke during pregnancy had. an autistic kid oh my God and they're. now like putting this connection to Diet. Coke and diet sugar real look it just. came up yeah it was when was this this. was like two weeks ago I read this oh my. God and uh that's scary because there is. a lot more I think more autistic people. or people in the Spectrum than there. used to be like it seems like study. finds link between drinking some diet. soda during pregnancy and autism in boys. oh.

boy um so it says a team of researchers. said they have observed a link between. Autism diagnosis and boys and their. mothers drinking at least one diet soda. daily or consuming equivalent amount of. the sweeten or aspartame during. pregnancy or while breastfeeding. according to new study in the study the. researcher at the University of Texas. Health Science Center at San Antonio. asked the parents of 235 children with. an autism spectrum disorder and 121. children without autism who were the.

studies's controls to complete a. retrospective questionnaire about their. diet soda and aspartame intake while. pregnant or breastfeeding their children. researchers asked biological mothers. while you were pregnant or breastfeeding. your child how often did you drink diet. drinks containing artificial sweeteners. please count diet sodas first such as. diet coke diet Dr Pepper and Diet Sprite. and then other diet drinks such as. citrus light sugar-free Kool-Aid Slim. Fast and other light drinks note not all. the diet beverages contain aspartame the.

researchers did not ask women to only. think about aspartame containing diet. beverages they consume while pregnant or. breastfeeding however all drinks listed. in the survey's examples do contain. aspartame team found that boys with. autism had more than three times the. likelihood of having a mother who drank. diet soda daily while pregnant or. breastfeeding than boys without autism. per the findings published in the. peer-review journal nutrients. whoa the the researchers did not find a.

statistically significant association. with girls that's. interesting why it's more difficult to. diagnose girls with autism than boys. these associations do not prove. causality it's a different link I was. just might be a reason for but taken in. concert with reports from earlier. studies of increased prematurity and. cardom abolic Health impacts among. infants and children exposed daily to. diet beverages holy [ __ ] or aspartame. during pregnancy our findings raised new. questions about the potential.

neurological impacts that need to be. addressed didn't that [ __ ] get pushed. through didn't aspartame get pushed. through by. um who's that. [ __ ] the military guy what the [ __ ]. his name all over no no it's the tip of. my tongue the guy who was on the the guy. who they was talking about the Pentagon. missing a trillion dollars remember that. guy Donald Rumsfeld didn't Donald. Rumsfeld have something to do with. aspartame I think I think you're on to. something yeah yeah I think see Donald R.

Google Donald ramsfeld pushed through. aspartame did he hold see I think there. was some Shenanigans involved in. aspartame and this is coming from. someone who consumes it all the time. yeah I mean it is po is poison pretty. much right but is it poison like alcohol. where it's okay but it's not okay when. you're breastfeeding you know what I'm. saying like you could have a few glasses. of wine if you're not breastfeeding.

right you can get a little tipsy and. you're going to be okay you you could. have a few Tequilas and have a hangover. the next day and yeah yeah you drank. something you shouldn't have drank but. it's not going to [ __ ] you up that bad. but if you are pregnant right your kid. can have fetal alcohol syndrome I think. there's a there's a difference between. saying that something is dangerous and. saying something is dangerous while. someone's pregnant. right because like Elon was talking. about like how much Diet Coke he drinks. that guy's drinking diet coke I am not. that worried right seems pretty [ __ ]. smart Okay so there's a story here it.

says Donna rimfeld was involved with a. company called I think Cal it said here. see he was a CEO at Cal he received a. $12 million bonus in 1985 when the. company was absorbed by. Monsanto um right here then I had to go. back it says that's he was involved with. picking the new new head of the FDA or. the FDA commissioner and that guy had no. previous history in an artificial. sweeteners it he had no previous. experience with food additives before.

being appointed director of the FDA. interesting so Hayes uh Reagan's new FDA. commissioner appointed a five-person. scientific commission to review the. board of inquiry's decision it soon. became clear that the panel would uphold. the ban by a 3 to2 decision so Hayes. installed a six member on the commission. and the vote became Deadlock he then. personally broke the tie in aspartame's. favor whoa Shenanigans one of Hay's. first official acts his FDA Chief was to. approve the use of aspartame as an.

artificial sweetener in Dry Goods on. July 18 1981 in order to accomplish his. feet Hayes had to overlook the scuttled. grand jury testimony of sirel uh I don't. know who that is overcome the Bressler. report and ignore the pbo's. recommendations and pretend asame did. not chronic sicken and kill thousands of. lab. animals. what how many of them had oh my God how. much have I taken uh Hayes left his post.

at the FDA in November of 1983 amid. accusations that he was accepting. corporate gifts for political favors. that's crazy he wouldn't do that just. because leaving office uh just before. leaving office in Scandal Hayes approved. of the use of aspartame and beverages. after Hayes left the FDA under. allegations of impropriety he served. briefly as Provost at New York Medical. College and then took a position as a. high-paid senior medical adviser with. burnson marstellar the chief public.

relations firm for both Monsanto and GD. surl since that time he's never spoken. publicly about aspartame FYI he here's. Rachel matow on Brunson Marell Marell. when evil needs public relations evil. has Bon marstellar on speed. dial evil thy name is chemical food. additives okay here's the kicker when. Sur was absorbed by Monsanto in 1985. Donald Rumsfeld reportedly received a12. million bonus okay so yeah there it is.

yeah so I think though what I think I've. seen Lane Norton talk about is that the. amount of aspartame that killed Lab Rats. was Preposterous like that a human being. couldn't even consume that amount that. it would have to be something like. I I forget the number but it's some. Preposterous number like you'd have to. drink 1,800 Diet Cokes a day or. something like that something really. nutty to get the amount that was uh.

sickening and killing these Lab Rats. well how many of these rats had had. autism though how many of these rats. were [ __ ] you couldn't take a little. dieet Coke autistic rats everywhere. millions of them you know there's the. other thing that um Brett Weinstein has. brought up is like these lab mice and. lab rats like they're they're bred for. that purpose and so like they don't live. long like it's not a good way to studied. long-term effects and it's also like.

these are things that are literally bred. to take [ __ ] chemicals and have. experiments run on them like the the. idea that these are just like normal. mammals it seems a little far-fetched. because you're you're you're actually. literally breeding them for testing. things on them they should just grab. them from New York then New York rats. bro what a living hell to be an organism. that is that just exists so that you can.

t you can test potential toxins and. poisons on human beings and so your your. very life only exists to make the. intelligent life forms think that they. can live longer and better with your. medication and we all agree to it we all. like y yep good good way to do it. practice on rats practice on. monkeys yeah that's the most [ __ ] up. [ __ ] the monkey one is wild the monkey.

one's wild because they're sort of like. us they're sort of like they can think. and they can they react and they look. they're grabbing things and you know. you're sitting there like with [ __ ]. rods in your head and they're alive the. monkey one's wild because like it's. something like there's like levels of. things we're allowed to kill like if. someone kills a bug no one freaks out. like I remember uh when I lived when I. lived in Colorado I went to this uh. Buddhist ashram that was in my. neighborhood just was kind of in the. neighborhood seeing what they're doing.

and they actually had uh places they. would rent out there like houses that. they had for rent so people I knew that. like wanted to live up there and they. wanted to you know rent a place and the. lady had the ashram was spraying bug. killer on ants she had an ant prop. and I go. you poison the ants she's like well you. know it's really not what we want to do. but I go but you're a.

Buddhist you just committed mass murder. for your convenience like if we think. that every life form is a life form if. we think that one equals one you know. like one roach that dies or one mouse. that gets run over by a combine in a. field where they're trying to cultivate. wheat one is is one if that's the case. like you can't be spraying bug spray on. ants but we don't think that we like. even vegans get hit by a mosquito they.

slap that [ __ ] you know they. kill that [ __ ] right everybody kills. mosquitoes [ __ ] you I'm not going to be. itchy for your life no one says just. take from me what you need the only. reason why you're doing is cuz you're. needy please take from me and make me. itchy Nobody Does that everybody swats. you find a tick you pull that [ __ ] off. you oh my God this tick you kill it you. don't go got to let it go so it can give. Lyme disease to other folks and other. animals now you kill that little. [ __ ] little blood sucking piece of.

[ __ ] you find a leech on you you little. leech do what you must take from me what. you must no you peel that [ __ ] off if. you have to rip it in half you rip it in. half but when it gets to like things. with fur then we go oh what are you. doing that thing has hair that thing has. hair on it that's why people freak out. way more over like if you have a picture. with a dead deer versus a picture with a. fish nobody gives a [ __ ] if you get your. fish You' hold up a Bass like David. Lucas he was no hate nice bass David you.

know David's bass fishing [ __ ]. he's good at it he knows what he's doing. he catches some nice B they're like. nobody gets mad but if dve was like. holding up a deir shot. people cuz it's got. fur except Turtles and dolphins yeah you. can't kill Turtles I saw a video of. somebody killing a Turtle to eat it. though uh uh and that turtle soup yeah. and that was one of the worst things. I've ever seen like if you think about. this Turtle how old is he probably like. a hundred years old and he's just he.

survived so much and now he's just got. picked by a fish those are the ones that. live to be hundred years old I think. those those are sea turtles Right those. regular Turtles they make soup out of. that [ __ ] has been around for a couple. weeks oh really I don't. know I used have pet turtles yeah I used. have pet piranhas and pet turtles and. the pet turtles were way more ferocious. were they. ferocious would Fe feed them goldfish. and they just swim over those goldfish.

and grab them with their little paws and. just Chomp into them it's like whoa. they're ferocious they're little. dinosaurs Turtles are [ __ ] cool to. have an aquarium but there's a lot of. like risks of diseases and [ __ ] yeah if. you touch them you have to really make. sure you wash your hands yeah you can. catch some funky [ __ ] and especially. look they're [ __ ] this tank right. and then how often are you clean that. water how you mean it's filtering but. how much is it filtering how much how. much are they [ __ ] they're in there.

eating goldfish all the time they're. probably [ __ ] up a storm and they're. big right they're like this big you know. like a I didn't even know this was a. thing they eat blueberries no Turtle. ASMR like it's I've seen this before ASM. bro that is an ancient being I mean that. is essentially like what we would have. seen during the dinosaur era EX exactly. what we expect like a Stegosaurus looked. like yeah um Sunny was the one that made. you know remember Sunny you had on uh. your show yes he's the one that has the.

video about eating the turtle and he. said it was the first time that like him. and his wife both were like should we. even release this like like it was the. one thing that affected him the most. though why there's something about. turtles man if when you see this video. or you you can probably take a peek of. it but like the turtle is just like it. is so f [ __ ] sad that's a big ass. Turtle okay so that is one of those. turtles yeah and that's one of those uh. sea turtles yeah when they show his face. like they just have it like oh Jesus.

yeah it is like look at that look at. this dud [ __ ] up man I got so. emotional about this video I mean just. look at his little face thing oh they. just start smashing it and so this is a. thing they do all the time yeah oh my. God so the thing is still alive or. they're killing it yep it's horrible oh. man you know there's a thing too about. them having armor so they the kind of. most of the time are protected that we. we kind of realize how vulnerable they.

are when a person gets them like oh no. he's going to get you now like your. whole life you've had an awesome. protection provided to you by. Nature oh my god oh and he's he's doing. it while it's still alive why doesn't he. kill it first I think they smashed its. head in or something dude it's moving. still oh God I don't want to watch I. stopped watching this this part it. seemed like when he was cutting into it. his legs were. moving okay it's dead by then right. color bro that's rough why is it so.

rough jeez how old is a sea turtle when. it's that big that's what I'm. saying and they're just going to eat it. yeah he get he talks about how emotional. he's getting in at this part like did he. try it y yeah oh boy I guess you have. to I mean they already killed it right. and I guess the reason they're allowed. to do it uh is because it's the like. their religion or something like that. it's uh part of the Native Traditions. it's like the reason why uh people like.

the Inu are allowed to hunt es hunt. seals and right whales and [ __ ] yeah. isn't that interesting like there's. animals that we're not no one's allowed. to hunt but they can hunt them and then. like Bourdain did a show Once where he. went to this family's house and they uh. they killed a seal and then they brought. it home and in the the kitchen floor. they laid it out and butchered it in the. kitchen floor and they were all just. eating raw seal on the kitchen floor. like wow this is a and again modern.

times normal time like right now they're. probably doing that right now somewhere. someone has a seal and the whole. family's excited that they got one and. they're they're eating raw seal like. kids see if we can find. that it's pretty fascinating cuz you're. you're you're realizing like well if you. lived up there that's what you eat like. you don't so here's the whole. family so they're sitting. around in uh I don't know where they. were but so they got this this seal that.

they're butchering right there and. people are just taking bites blood. everywhere yeah and they're they're. they're eating the blood they're eating. everything they're every little piece of. nutritious meat that comes from that. seal they. consume but the crazy thing is they're. eating it raw like and he eats it raw. right there no can you give me some. volume on this not actually eaten more. sucked and chew to extract a tiny nubit. of meat from within the blubber and.

cartilage oh that is good it's like um. it tastes like sea. CH and of course and it was inevitable. really wasn't it I'm offered the best. part the eyeball to be slit and sucked. out like a fat Concord. gra I'll split it with you this is an. act of pure generosity and kindness to. an honored. guest it. canals you got to cut it in the Middle.

look how she has that like blubber. knife not bad has a blood smeared face. and Gore covered hands ever looked so. benevolent so kind of. [Music]. sweet wow he's. hilarious I miss that dude yeah yeah. that's a I mean that's a real part of. some people's. lives do you want would you want to live.

in a world where everything goes Mad Max. or would you want to get. jacked. jacked oh like a missile to hit your. house probably. jacked i' would have to get some guns. and stuff and it's not even just that. it's like what is life like yeah I don't. want the people have done that that's. how that's why we're here we're here. because people didn't pack it in right. that's this this is the kind of [ __ ]. that keeps me up at night yeah I would. definitely we would uh have the whole.

family get together and we would all. shoot each other or something at the. same time oh Jesus Christ Brian that'd. be like that scene in the. midst where the guy shoots his whole. family and then the military arrives and. he realized he would have been safe yeah. oh yeah that's right yeah that was. that's a good Stephen King book. that book is creepy mhm they did a good. job with the movie the latest I think. there's been more than one The Mists has. there been more one I don't no no maybe. not you know what I saw recently that I.

didn't know it said it was from 2022 but. I don't think that's correct there was a. Salem's Lot with Rob. low oh yeah when was that my girlfriend. saw it 2004 okay that makes sense. because it said 2022 it might got put on. you know like a stream service or. something right I think it was on Apple. let me see but I did just see that when. I was typing it in but yeah 20 2004 I. think it was a TV miniseries I kind of. remember. that and it was a miniseries long before. that too let's see 2023 Stephen King's.

TV shows are always so fun to watch. though they don't they're not as good as. the. movies. no Salem's Lot 2023 2023 oh there's a. new one they're working on return to. Salem's. lot7 bro we never get vampires you know. what I saw that's good the last Voyage. of the. Deiter Deiter what's that yeah it's uh. it's a vampire movie it's about. Dracula's coffin getting transported.

across the ocean on a boat cool it's. pretty fun yeah yeah it's stupid but. it's fun it's like it's a good it's a. good vampire movie a good CGI Dracula. vampire movie did you see the new black. Spider-Man does the new Spider-Man what. I mean the second one you mean the the. cartoon one no I haven't seen it yet oh. my God. is it awesome the first one was amazing. it it almost made me cry how CRA good it. was really it's way better I mean I. thought it was better than the first one. it and how it ends I haven't seen it.

yeah the first one was awesome cuz you. can do [ __ ] with animation that you just. can't do any other way it is it is. probably my favorite those two movies. are probably my two favorite top. favorite movies of all time I think well. it's such a good superhero movie because. it's so comic book like okay salot 2023. Warner Brothers has never announced. another release date for the film it. says August 20 24th 2022 Warner Brothers. announced that Salem's Lot was losing. its April 21st 2023 release date to Evil.

Dead rise in a week that will have been. exactly one year ago and yet Warner. Brothers has never announced another. release date for the film I was trying. to see where it was I don't think it. came out is there somebody that got. cancelled in the cast I have no idea. wasn't saying it was like a maybe they. wanted to reshoot [ __ ] theatric release. during Co and I don't think that they. put it yeah maybe it sucks sometimes. they'll get to the end of a film being. made they're like this movie sucks like. we have to do we're going to lose money. even getting this out they've done that. before oh yeah tons of times yeah that's. a bro imagine that business you're.

hoping these guys get this together and. put together something you can. watch no release No release if unless. you got a guy like James Cameron that. always knocks it out of the park yeah. how much money are involved in those. [ __ ] movies. mhm that's kind of crazy it's not. announced at all yeah I was I forget. what it was but there was a comparison. on that that a bunch of these new horror. movies they're making the budgets aren't.

super high because there's not a lot of. people that are you don't have to pay a. big cast so they can make them for a lot. less and they're making fuckloads of. money at the theater every weekend you. go spend a 100 million on a big movie. and no one sees. it if you do a movie like a superhero. movie you can kind of have anybody play. it as long as you have the real. superhero like if Spider-Man you got a. new Spider-Man you can get some good guy. that no one's ever heard of and you'll. buy him a Spider-Man if he's good yeah I. like the newest Spider-Man guy he's my. favorite one they're all good but it's. crazy how many there've been like when.

they had that one Multiverse with uh. Doctor Strange you see all the. Spider-Man's that what's the explanation. for this again but there's certain. things that we will 100% watch every. time and that's Spider-Man that's one of. them the Hulk is another one every time. they make a new Hulk movie we're in you. know whether Star Wars Eric Bana was the. first one right yep B and then there was. bana and then there was Ed Norton he was. the Hulk and then Mark rfal I think Mark.

Ruffalo is the best one he's the the one. I most believe is a Super Genius that. becomes psychotic when he gets. mad you know yeah cuz he seems to have. like he's you know like he's got that. troubl genius thing down it's nice mhm. buy it yeah but he's going to quit now. he's not going to be the Hulk so they. need a new. Hulk who. Tony you wouldn't like me when I'm.

angry I'm number one yeah who's going to. be the new Hulk but they'll but someone. will do it and you'll buy into it 100%. as long as it's a good Hulk movie the. the good Hulk origin story you know what. I'm amazed that they never did anything. with the Watchmen. what yeah they they did but they they. did the TV show but that wasn't the TV. show was not the same right they had. that one [ __ ] amazing movie right. it's one of the best superhero movies.

ever anti-s superhero movie they're all. terrible right and it's just like murder. and chaos and it's a crazy [ __ ] movie. man like you could you'd have a really. hard time making the Watchmen today I. don't know because I mean look at. Deadpool Deadpool's pretty like not as. much as the Watchmen The Watchmen. they're all evil like everyone's a bad. guy like a lot of people are that they. superheroes are evil and they kill a lot. of people and then you see his big blue. dick you see Dr Manhattan's big blue. dick you wouldn't be able to show a big.

blue dick today people get. mad that was such a weird thing it was. such a weird. thing it's just super muscular ripped. guy looks who's floating around with a. glow around him with a giant hog uh pull. that up Jamie pull up Dr manhatt giant. fake one oh what they they G put him a g. string now come on that was part of the. thing that like he could just show you. his dick and you still had to listen.

because he was Dr Manhattan he was. literally a God so that one you see his. hog yeah it's kind of crazy though that. we had decided that that's not good you. couldn't have that also kind of crazy. that he had sexual relationships with. human beings after that right MH like. well look at that one with his little. bikini shorts on where you just the. circle why you doing that why you hiding. his [ __ ] yeah you know what it is that's. a wallpaper for your iPhone the problem. with the one that they had that was on.

Amazon or whatever it was was that the. dude who played Dr manhatt was just a. regular dude he wasn't jacked enough. like you have to be Preposterous and you. have to look like that guy with a suit. on see that's the guy that they had in. the Amazon show like sorry buddy I don't. like his. forehead it's who cares he looks like a. regular guy looks like a guy who does. CrossFit like but then Dr Manhattan. looks like a god he a badass yeah I mean. it's that's not a human being like you. can't have him in a t-shirt you know the. other guy looked like a human like a.

normal human who'd be teaching uh at. Soul cycle it says right there John Cena. teasing. his rumored role yeah up a little more. uh right there right see right there I. mean this could have been from any time. in the world yeah yes this was supposed. part okay but that makes sense he would. be so good he's built like Dr Manhattan. literally awesome that that's what Dr. Manhattan's supposed to look like y.

That's why you can't have a regular guy. and you also got to make him [ __ ] up. too you got to make his eyes glow you. got to make his skin glow he's got to. look ridiculous like he's not supposed. to be there like something from another. realm you can't have a regular guy with. a t-shirt on you're changing what it is. like you can't have the thing and now. he's just got a little eczema but do you. do you think they should bring the dick. back or have fanny pack let's go let's. [ __ ] go bring back Dr Manhattan's. [ __ ] if you can't handle it you. shouldn't be watching it do you not know.

what the dick looks like you know what. it looks like so funny though but why. are we pretending you can't show that. it's so weird we can't show that anymore. like we can't show it now but they. wouldn't here's the thing they did then. like isn't that weird that as time goes. on you would think people would relax. more about that stuff right do you know. I was going to bring this up before we. were talking about porn theaters do you. know that when deep throat came out. regular people went to go see it like it. was a movie including Johnny Carson like.

Johnny Carson was in line talking about. the movie and like uh like they. interviewed him outside of a theater. yeah like it was it was the first time. that they had made a pornograph. pornographic movie and made it like a. cinematic movie and trick people into. going and watching this like it's a real. movie wow see if you can find that I. would love to see what Johnny said about. it you know oh was a wonderful film. weird wacky wild looking up the uh Ed.

jerked off right in front of me the wiki. here it says that it was like a thing. for a minute the upper middle class. people were going to see it yeah see the. film's popularity helped launch a brief. period of upper middle class interest in. explicit pornography referred to by. Ralph Blumenthal of the New York Times. as porno Chic several mainstream. celebrities admitted to have seen deep. throat including Martin scorsi Brian. DePalma Truman capot Jack Nicholson and.

Johnny Carson spirro agnu Frank Sinatra. Philip dreesman and Lewis durfor I don't. know who those folks are Barbara Walters. mentions having seen the film in her. autobiography audition a memoir and. Jimmy McMillan considered it to be his. favorite film that guy who's that guy. that's my favorite movie he's an. American political go back to what that. said before Oh American political. activist and Vietnam War veteran he's. the ren to Dam's a candidate perennial.

candidate in New York City that's what. oh he's the ren to high guy oh that. guy's hilarious that guy was hilarious. movie. okay um he's just saying wild [ __ ] in. 2006 a censored version of the film was. released on DVD for fans of pop culture. and those wishing to own a non- x-rated. copy of the infamous movie Deep Throat. was the first film to be included into. inducted rather into the xrco Hall of. Fame what did you scroll up there Jamie.

uh the revenue oh estimates of the. film's total revenues have varied widely. numbers as high as 600 million. equivalent to 4.2 billion today have. been cited which would make deep throat. one of the highest grossing films of all. time with an average ticket price of $5. which is is $34.98 today box office uh. takings of 600 million would imply 120. million admissions an unrealistic figure. although subsequent sales of the films.

on home on home video certainly brought. additional Revenue the FBI's estimates. that the film produced an income of. approximately 100 million which is 700. million today maybe closer to the truth. wow so for they were doing research. though right oh yeah yeah research just. doing research isn't that wild though. that like that's. how much culture can just shift and. change on a whim people can just decide.

that like hardcore pornography hey let's. go uh see a wacky film let's go watch uh. someone suck a [ __ ] till they. choke but and they they it's always a. thing though right why can we see real. violence in a film but we can't handle. real sex right you could see a film I. mean how many major films how many. Tarantino films you see people get shot. in the face some of them are horrific. like uh hateful 8 like there's there's.

some scenes in that movie like oh my God. there's so many movies like that so many. movies where you can see horrific. violence but you can't have actual sex. religion is that what it is. 100% I think. people freak out about watching people. [ __ ] they freak out about watching. someone [ __ ] on screen hores like but. it's just seeing actual intercourse even.

between two people that love each other. nobody wants to see that you want it to. like simulated they're into bed together. but for some reason there sheet over. them and they're kissing and she's. wrapping her arms around with. everything's closeup so you know what's. going on but you don't actually see it. happening whereas we don't do that with. violence like where a guy turns a corner. he points the gun the guy and you just. see the gun go off and then the guy's. dead and you know he's dead you don't. have to see it no you see it you see the. guy get shot isn't that. interesting kind of weird I really think.

it's religion because like look at how. many people you know don't have sex. before marriage. or very few right but yet they they're. all those people that are for or against. like that kind of stuff uh still have no. problem with violence and War you know. well not necessarily because there's a. lot of atheists that are anti-p. pornography a lot of people think it. exploits women that it's there's you. know some people that are making money. off it it's not the women you take these. people that are damaged and you you know. expose them to the world in this weird. vulnerable way and they don't know any.

better and there a lot of thoughts about. that people have about pornography in. general and people that are not. religious so it's not that relig that. pornography is not controversial to like. a lot of people it's just it's just a. weird thing where films are allowed to. show certain things but not actual sex. right like even if you just CGI it like. what if you had these people and they. wore green suits on and they they you. would never show that even if you know.

that that's fake sex because the actors. were not forced to have sex with each. other they faked it and then they used. CGI to make it look like it was. intercourse you could see penetration. everybody be like what the [ __ ] are you. showing me it's weird right great well. meanwhile pornography is like this. massive part of the internet like just a. GI chunk of all the things that people. are all the internet traffic is. pornography do you remember that movie. brown bunny no that was a Vincent Gallow. movie where Vincent Gallow had an actual.

sex scene in the movie yeah what's that. girl's name. Khloe you know that girl really good. actress how old how long ago quite a. while ago it was like. uh can I guess. 2002 what year was it I'm looking at. something I was looking at the history. of obscenity rules and where this came. from uh people like when they were first. starting to make film were were trying. to push the the limits of it and this is. one of the first ones according to the. thing I was just reading that did it.

like 1897 I think this was made it's. called Carmen Carmenita I think it's a. very short film of a woman dancing but. what's the problem here is like you can. see her ankles oh wow that's scene. apparently wow cuz she's spinning around. she's wild you see her short her dress. is a little too short here it's. hilarious it's like not touching the. ground now imagine showing them. lizo they would go what. happened WAP but yet still sex in movies.

it's a no no so what year was brown. bunny he does he does he [ __ ] this bunny. no I don't. think start off with a white bunny I. don't I I don't think I've saw the film. 2003 2003 I I don't think I saw the film. oh but I remember people went to see it. and they were Furious that there was. like an actual [ __ ] scene oh okay. yeah how'd they do that actual [ __ ]. like she actually stunt [ __ ] stunt mouth. nope wow nope real actor real act real.

actor there but isn't it kind of crazy. that when you're seeing something like. like people do that people like that. they do it all the time but see and you. know you could pretend to see it in a. film like if she just started going down. on them and you saw the back of her head. and just close up on his face that's. happened a million times in movies a. million nobody has a problem with that. that's like make you slightly. uncomfortable but at least you're not. seeing it but to actually see it people. like this is crossing a.

line we're weird really weird we're so. weird humans are so weird if you were. observing us if you're from another. planet you're observing us like why are. they so comfortable with violence and. they're so weird about sex when it comes. to like seeing it well it's also you. know United States compared to other. countries you know I mean the other. countries have tits on the news you know. right England used to always have like a. page of their newspaper that was like. girls were topless yeah but that's still.

very different than putting it in their. films they've still had violent films. right but they don't have actual. sex like isn't that wild kind of. weird Asia with pixelation you know. not really tal porn that um what country. is that is it Japan Japan so Japan you. can't see pubes and you can't see. genitals you can't see genitals. insertion uh yeah so everything's. pixelated out right that's why how. tentacle porn came about because they.

could show Insertion I think it's just. penis I don't know is that tentacle. Point that's what I was always told it. might be an urban legend but I was told. always told how many times you been told. a lot of. times uh but yeah is that really what it. is I think so I think it had something. to do with the censorship uh there. because it wasn't a penis inserting I. think it's just inserting do they still. have those censorship laws I I want to. say yes wow because most of the porn.

doesn't come from Japan isn't that crazy. though that you say like people get too. wild they see it actually go in there. right you just show them most of it. don't show it Go that'll be the downfall. of society yeah pixelate out the. dicks it's weird so strange. it's so strange I remember the first. time I saw that I was like what is that. why why is there pixels I thought. somebody just uploaded it and did it you. know I didn't I thought it was just. edited like to make it like so you could.

put it on the internet like what did you. what' you. do it's very weird very strange but I. guess you could fake it that way you. know that's like we were talking about. like the two actors if they wore green. suits and you CGI you could just fake. the pixels you know nobody has know it's. an actual dick she could just do a lot. of that and he's limp and let just. pretend you. know it's just what people are allow and.

don't allow is so odd it's so odd you. know in some country I mean just think. about Sharia law right think about some. countries where women have to be covered. yeah and then in other countries nothing. that's hot though I I you know that's. something you you put in the search once. in a while in PornHub you know like. girls wearing like the things I think. that's very dangerous to even admit you. imagine to make those films is what is. what Duncan Trussell was telling no no.

no imagine making those films like. that's a risk like if you're a woman and. you make one of those films I'd imagine. like they are very mad at you yeah. that's crazy yeah and that's also. happening in 2023. what a wild time to be alive sir scary. times it's definitely not. unexciting it's just so fraught with.

Peril and terrible. possibilities do you think about it all. the time or no I I I do that's I mean. like I said I've been really thinking. about end of times all the time you know. just I got a question for you protect. family why don't you look into Jesus I I. went through that I grew up that way and. uh I'm glad to be out of that. yeah it'd be amazing if that was the. answer yeah it would be amazing if the. aliens came too that would be nice if.

you guys are going to come it's like. it's really going to prevent the world. from falling apart it's probably a good. time now's a good time I don't know if. you're you want to see how we sort this. out. but you know what is. this here we go. we'll end it with. [Music].

this the best part at the beginning. though Jamie oh I was just sort of I in. there I was just all right let's wrap. this up uh kill Tony on YouTube every. Monday you guys have two weeks off. that's got to be nice yes taking a. little break. done yourself why don't you you put the. bottle back on the.

Shelf yell finger from your. cigarett why don't you look into Jesus. he got the. [Music]. anwers ooh it's good. [Music]. what what Janice Chopin version Oh my. God we go here we go oh my God lot.

covers of it that's give me the Janice. Joplin oh yeah oh my God. [Music]. please is that her is that him that. sounds like him hold on. I think that was him that's him yeah. that sounded like him where's the Janice. choplin version it's just a I might they. might have tricked me on uh YouTube. maybe she sings in. it that seemed a little different it.

says Janice strin version okay keep it. going let's. see pictures of. just bottle back on the. Shelf yellow finger from your cigarette. [Music]. no that's him I almost think keep it. going though. talking that's him did he write it for.

her. maybe this is Larry Norman yeah so iiz. that's. why let's see what goes. [Music]. on you're still looking for. the you think rock and roll set you free. honey3 shoot till. half broken need. [Music].

Inus maybe like it was a message to. [Music]. Janice totally that's what it is all the. way yeah. star but you never around. find. are this song. [Music].

slaps I mean that's kind of the genis. choplin story yeah however Janice songs. were way better than that yeah you know. that lady okay let's end with this Play. Take A Little Piece of My. Heart this is to me. when you think about like all time. Soulful. songs like that lady's voice was. Haunting it had so much depth and.

emotion and this is like a. quintessential 1960s rock and roll song. [Music]. I'll. feel like you were the only man oh come. on son.

[Music]. yeah to show you baby that a woman can. be I want you to come on come on. on Take It takece of my.

baby make. [Music]. my. baby you know you got it if it makes you. feel good. yeah why do people like her have to die. so. young. out they just need more of them you know.

there's not any J jins anymore it's like. to come up with something like this it's. like you have to live so. hard you have to live so hard to be this. lady. just need to bring naram wherever you. [Music].

[Music]. go it's such a good. song what a good song. all right Brian rabban I love you love. you too buddy it was fun definitely. goodbye everybody hopefully there will. be a world tomorrow we love you.

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