Joe Rogan Experience #2042 - Joe List

[Music]. by night. [Music]. baby hey what's up what's happening. we're back the two Joe's what's going on. Joseph the Smoking Joe's that's us dude. last night was fun as [ __ ] it's been fun. having you two nights in a row yeah I. think three nights I was there for uh.

yeah I was there Monday yeah but um yeah. it's been awesome I mean obviously. everyone tells you everyone says it it's. one of those things I wanted to be the. guy that was like nah I don't know it's. not so great but uh no it's [ __ ]. awesome no we did it right what an. atmosphere yeah great Green Room I mean. it's the only Green Room you can smoke. cigars in that's not true there's some I. was just in Nashville at Zanies and the. manager was very nice and he was like. you can smoke a cigar if you want oh. yeah Xannies is great but I was like I. don't think I'm doing smoke a cigar in. the green room numbers.

you know what I mean I'm like I need to. add a couple shows before you're. lighting a [ __ ] stick in the green. room I think I think when we were in. England they told us that if you smoke. inside it's like a severe fine like. something like really crazy so you can't. even smoke in the Green Room in England. if you do like shows right yeah I mostly. I don't like smoking indoors because it. just you [ __ ] stink in the secondhand. smoke can bother me but uh your green. room is like really well ventilated yeah. if you see this big fence in the ceiling.

in that place when you go in there do we. we set it up on purpose yeah people. could smoke in there no I like when you. can just watch the smoke just go. straight out you're like this is nice. yeah because someone at the comics smoke. cigarettes and you know and. um you know you want to suck the air out. you don't want everybody to be subject. to it it's a wet dream in there have you. had anyone get too [ __ ] up where. you're like dude you gotta because I all. I think was like when I was drinking if. you just had whiskey and booze with like. help yourself. there's got to be a few people that are.

going to be problematic at some point. everybody's been keeping it together so. far okay we'll see I'll see as the crowd. grows I'm interested it feels like a. kind of thing I come back in a year and. it's like behind there's a safe with all. the booze in it and they're like yeah. [ __ ] so-and-so came in and ruined. everybody nah I don't think there's that. many of those super off the rail guys. left. I think that's a good point my wife and. I talk about this a lot but I think. maybe because we're older though I'm. sure there's a bunch of comics in their. 20s that really get after it yeah I bet.

that's true. yeah we just probably don't know them. I'm thinking like established Comics. like because there was like established. comics when I was uh coming up that were. like National Headliners that you just. knew were off the rails yeah I actually. think it's very difficult to sustain. boozing that hard and be successful most. of it was coke was what I when when. someone was like an off the rails guy. like completely out of control it was. booze but it was a lot of coke right we. have a Coke no no me either yeah.

I was too afraid of snorting a thing and. then no one ever said good things about. Coke to me until later I heard every. once in a while but mostly people were. like I don't do Coke it makes you crazy. your heart's gonna explode like people. didn't sell cocaine to me well it just. didn't seem like the people that I saw. doing coke are going anywhere it seemed. like it was tripping up their life. pretty bad right right I I was very. fortunate that when I was in high school. my friend uh his cousin was selling it. and his cousin got addicted to it and I.

watched this guy I go from being like a. normal guy to being this like person who. just like hung out in this attic. apartment and lost all this weight and. just like they just did Coke and watch. TV and sold Coke and. it's like you got bit by a vampire yeah. wow I'm always afraid my heart is going. to explode even without doing code like. I actually have like my heart will raise. and I'm just so paranoid about her just. does hard [ __ ] ever [ __ ] you up like. mentally the fact that your heart beats. every second or whatever for 80 years.

and if it stops that's the end of it. that's how it works Joe this I know but. does that ever like trip you out a. little bit I'm not I mean I don't want. to sound like it's [ __ ] crazy man but. I'm like that's nuts it is nuts yeah and. if it stops you're dead and if you get a. transplant it's a [ __ ] they're. trying to do pig transplants now they. did it on this one guy and uh one person. I don't know if it was a guy or a gal or. a non-binary folk like a Fisher folk but. they they did it and then the person.

stayed alive for a short amount of time. I think it was a couple weeks so they. just jammed a pig heart in there it's a. modified pig heart somehow or another. Pig Parts in human parts apparently are. like super similar. yeah in some way reflect a few pigs. hello folks son of a gun what does it. say here. um how long did the man with a pig heart. lived he lived for 61 days hey that's. not bad that's not bad around working on. the new pig to human transplantation. technique for over 30 years if.

successful harvesting harvesting Hearts. from genetically modified pigs whose. genes have been altered so they could be. safely transplanted to humans May one. day be a reality wow. I think on the way to that though I bet. they're gonna like 3D print Hearts yeah. I think so I think you know as scary as. AI is I think all our problems are over. dude we're gonna be. making hearts and brains and all kinds. of [ __ ] connected to the Matrix eating. steak I'm gonna have been an important.

person I have Joey pants yeah are we. gonna be great I'm a perfect eyesight. and a strong jawline by the end of the. year I think. you're not going to stop there you're. going to look like He-Man I'm gonna go. buy a [ __ ] big chest you're gonna go. Superman You're Gonna Go the Hulk why. wouldn't you what do you want to be a. [ __ ] human when you could be a. superhero if you can genetically alter. yourself to make yourself more like. masculine and thick and bigger and. stronger why would you stop at three we. didn't go to 26. right well I don't.

think I could be more masculine but I do. feel like I would like yeah some more. girth and really if that if that could. be done genetically where would you stop. that's the question right people would. get ridiculous it's like when people. don't I mean I'm sure you've seen those. uh Instagram videos of people with fake. butts walking on the beach yes but they. just went so far it's like what this is. great you're gonna die that stuff can't. be good for you like what is that yeah I. see it all the time it just you just. look imbalanced it doesn't look looks.

insane it looks insane it's an insane. look but my point is like if they can do. that with genetics if it ever gets to a. point where the mold of what we think of. as the human physique has been. completely thrown out the window because. now we're going to alter it from its. very core to be a completely different. structure you're gonna just change what. a person looks like people are going to. be Giants because they're going to be. dragons like it's like it's it's gonna. be [ __ ] real life cosplay right do. you think anybody will be like I'm. sticking with this I'm going long and. thin and oh there's going to be a few.

people that pretend for a little while. but there's the same folks that I don't. even have email [ __ ] you right you got. email now [ __ ] you know like in 2001. you might not have had email you know. but I bet you have it now yeah but you. have to have it now I feel like yeah you. kind of have to have it now. I enjoy email. that's my that's my take well it's it's. certainly better than not having email I. mean people like well in the privacy and. they're hacking your email and they're. sending you these scams and yep yep.

that's what comes with this new thing. well I just had a friend who works for. some business that was getting I don't. know all the details nor would I share. them if I had them but their company was. getting sued or something and then they. just accessed his emails and now they. have a hundred percent of his emails so. he was saying like don't ever email a. [ __ ] joke like hey I'm gonna kill. that guy or anything because they have. it like you should do we should do all. phone communication maybe they're.

listening to the phones too I don't know. but yeah I'm sure they are I think they. didn't lock that down quick enough and. when. um Edward Snowden exposed the the nsa's. gigantic sweeping. surveillance sort of thing and it's all. under the guise of stopping terrorism. which by the way you [ __ ] never hear. about anymore what happened to terrorism. we nailed it climate change took the. spot of terrorism well we stopped it. Patriot Act worked baby it must have we.

did we did most of them otherwise they'd. be talking about it I remember when. after 9 11 there would be a threat level. like our code yeah today's code is. yellow it was like forest fires like. okay we're good yellow is good right you. know I have to bring a bulletproof vest. to Starbucks yeah it was scary as [ __ ]. it was like they really got to us but. they nailed that terrorist attack I mean. they knocked it out of the park so. it was certainly and it was like one of. the all-time great terrorist attacks in. terms of publicity in terms of like how.

it affected the world it's got to be. number one right yeah but just the crazy. thing that an action like that changes. your rights forever changes everybody's. rights forever but don't you think. someone was just debating this somewhere. it doesn't it feel like covid feels like. it changed life more than 9 11. like 9. 11 it's now like shoes and you can't at. the airport and you can't go to the gate. right but other than that it doesn't. really feel that different whereas covid.

does feel different we're like cities. have emptied out and people still wear. masks and six feet it's just much more. life feels more different after this. than it did 9 11. and my well because. covid got everyone to comply covet got. everyone to do things that whoever was. on television was telling you to do. right it became a different thing where. there was an experiment medication and. you were encouraged to take it and if. you took it you wanted other people to. take it too right there's a [ __ ].

thing that people do when they do. something they want you to do it too and. especially if they can connect what they. did with doing the right thing they want. you to do it sure people do that with. everything they do that with yoga class. you don't think they do that with. vaccines no I think this all the time in. New York where you see. um people one person starts crossing the. street while the light is green and. literally the entire herd starts. following them and then a car comes like. [ __ ] and then they have to jump back. because they were just watching that one.

person yeah happens all the time people. go and well that's also cell phone brain. too right because people are constantly. checking oh we're walking now and they. just will walk yeah. yeah the did you know I heard this. recently that gum sales have gone down. gum and Candy because people are looking. at their phone in line at like CVS. instead of just staring at you know they. have the gum and Candy underneath the. register oh interesting yeah that's what. I I don't know if I read it or heard it. but like before you'd be staring going.

oh man I could go for a Milky Way But. now instead you're looking at you know a. pigeon yeah that makes sense yeah so. yeah that really makes sense. of course. yeah people just want that's that's the. new distraction I wonder if it's the. same thing at the supermarket when those. stupid uh tabloids one of their selling. less I would imagine so who's buying. that now well they have tabloids built. into the phone yeah no also like the the. stories aren't outrageous enough right. compared to what's like real online it's.

mostly fluff pieces because you have to. get celebrities to agree to do them like. you know us and people and all those. right I'm Blown Away by we were talking. about this before uh you got here like. I'm grateful I'm not into this uh dark. web my algorithm is all like baseball. and Martin Scorsese I didn't like Duncan. trussled last night was talking about. some crazy [ __ ] he sees on the internet. like children shooting each other and. then I was on your mom's house and they. were like showing videos of dicks being. peeled back and inserting cushions into.

dicks cushions or whatever I don't know. something where they put do you know. what it is they they had some guy had a. big pad under his hand they're putting. I don't even know what it is like. do you know what I'm talking about James. like they were put out under his hand. yeah it's some I don't know the. terminology like people put like horns. on their dick it's some kind of like. product that makes ice bumps in you yeah. body uh it's what is body modification. yeah one guy had like it looked like a.

spider on his palm or whatever the [ __ ]. this is yeah they do they give. themselves horns and [ __ ] yeah yeah. bumps all over their head I don't know. what made me think of that oh just that. those videos I wasn't getting those I. feel so naive I'm like did you see this. Tommy Lasorda saying [ __ ] video. and other people are looking at Dicks. being. altered yeah if you can get in the wrong. algorithm on Instagram it can be quite. disturbing and I'm definitely in the. wrong algorithm we got to get you back I.

don't think I can get back I think they. have me now because if they send it my. way I'm gonna look at it because it's. all there's so many murder videos well I. feel like I just was saying this. recently like it took me a long time to. really get got by the algorithm like I I. was kind of like I don't know what that. is but they finally figured me out and. it's like behind the scenes Baseball. sports [ __ ] people talking [ __ ] in the. locker room that and like and and. filmmakers breaking down you know. Kubrick or whatever you know John Boy. you know that guy on YouTube no I don't.

oh he's awesome yeah it's a great hole. to go down we were talking about it. before he lip reads all these baseball. fights and arguments you know when the. Umpire manager are fighting each other. he's like a professional lip reader and. he's hilarious and there's a million. video you got to see it j-o-m boy he's. you'll love it get in that algorithm. because he's awesome but it's [ __ ]. hilarious my childhood prayers have been. answered you always watch the manager. umpire scream and you're like what the. [ __ ] are they saying right because they. and they probably swear horrible [ __ ] at. each other oh it's all [ __ ] and.

[ __ ] it's [ __ ] and [ __ ]. sucking this and horseshit is the other. big one a lot of horse [ __ ] and. [ __ ] and I've been trying to get. those in my life more bring them back. cocktuck is fun [ __ ] is fun always. use it as a term of affection. and when he said it it was fun well you. are bringing Joy if you're sucking [ __ ]. you are but he's not saying it in that. way. and so there's other ways like words. have different meanings like if someone.

you catch someone. stealing your tire mm-hmm. what's up [ __ ]. right it's a different one sure but if. Joey Diaz calls you out what's up [ __ ]. sucker you're like what's up Joey yeah. it's very sweet it's all uh it's. different yeah it's also the word you. know the word can be a term of affection. I'm not really a call a guy stealing my. tire a [ __ ] kind of guy I'm a big. 9-1-1.

yeah it's gonna wait for hours well I'd. call the police and um you know see what. happens yeah I mean depends on what kind. of guy it is right I might be able to. [ __ ] them up what if it's Duncan. Trussell yeah what does he have a tire. iron. it's good because that's a weapon it's a. good point yeah. well where is the tire iron positioned. because the tire iron is positioned on. the actual lug nut itself you're an. advantage right I could probably get. tickets back as they say yeah you're.

gonna smash him before he gets to that. thing now dude let me ask you this if. you see a guy he's crouched down he's. [ __ ] with your car and you're behind. him are you going blunt force to the. head or are you going to take his back. and choke him up. depends on how big the guy is depends on. the situation. you hit someone with shoes on it's. really tricky legally. hit someone with shoes on yeah what do. you mean them are you you hit them with. your shoes it's kind of a weapon really. yeah I think they look at it differently. I think even if like you had like these.

things on like hokers like running. sneakers I think it's still a weapon. which is ridiculous because it's. actually way softer than if I hit you. with my bones so you gotta take your. shoes off to kick a guy no no but I'm. saying like whether I would hit him. while they're doing that I'd probably. say something first and see how they. react but be ready to hit them because. it feels like though if you if you. [ __ ] punch a guy or kick a guy as. hard as you can he might have a strong. jaw any guy and but I feel like choking.

a person yeah choking works most of the. time unless the guy knows how to fight. yeah what if he has really good defense. and you realize that immediately and you. forgot to put the second hook in because. you were trying to stand up right and. also he spun towards you and you're like. oh my God he's trained and he gets an. underhook and then he trips you now he's. on top and you're in [ __ ] half guard. on the concrete and he's head butting. you and he's got a tire iron that was an. old joke I tried doing about my level of. fighting is if the person's cooperating. I can beat them here it is uh any object.

made or adapted for the purposes of. inflicting death or serious physical. injury can be considered a deadly weapon. for example a shoe or a shod foot used. for kicking may be considered a. dangerous weapon. that's dangerous or deadly though right. because someone can we saw. what was that movie where. was the curb stomp movie oh um. right yeah you can that was like two. weapons and this curve was a weapon too.

and then there was the boot that was. unsettling what is a shod foot for those. of us unfamiliar I had to check it is a. shoe or a foot with a shoe on it so so. what about flip-flops what if you kick. someone you're wearing flip-flops that. was shot foot. I don't know because you're kind of at a. disadvantage with flip-flops on we're. going to go to the judges on that one. or a slipper I think it's it might be. anything on your foot because it goes. back into history talking about people. that were almost always Barefoot so that.

would be an unshot foot. yeah. I feel like it should be should fit I. feel like that was a shoot foot I feel. like that was a typo somewhere and they. just went with it shod shot foot is that. a word shod yeah it means with the shoe. it means you're there's a shoe on your. foot yeah I mean that should be shoot I. mean this is easy this is obvious don't. you think it should be shoes. do you know the mound to home plate is. 60 feet six inches because it was a they. did it with pencil and the second one it.

was supposed to be 60 feet even but the. six the zero looked like a six that's. why it's remains 60 feet six inches. really yeah it was like a not a typo a. [ __ ] a writer whatever whatever you. call it right I feel like that was shot. I feel like they just left the E off. should. I think it's more like a proper English. Thou shalt not thing that's gay you know. what I'm saying yeah. your feet are shot. yeah I get it I don't like it I'm saying. I'm gonna say shoot I think it's a.

proper thing. is it the shot is uh Middle English. meaning put shoes on or provide with a. shoe. so yeah that stinks. shot shot sucks well that's what's weird. that we have English words in England. that are spelled different than the way. they're spelled in America. yeah they're still you see like there's. old o-l-d-e town with an e and uh. there's tires with a Y oh I don't know.

that one and then the color with a u yes. flavor there's a few of those yeah oh. yeah but it's like the same language. like why you guys [ __ ] with the. different words yeah I don't like it I. don't like it one bit and what are you. doing on the left side of the road [ __ ]. yeah we invented the car get the [ __ ]. over on the other side I heard it was. from uh Jousting is that something yeah. does that make sense yeah it does. supposedly have you ever driven on out. there. uh I have not I've done it a few times. it's a thrill I would imagine it would.

be a little bit nerve-wracking to be on. the wrong side of the road it is I got. great advice is that the driver is. always in the middle of the road that's. really helpful. it's like you're. you're closer to the middle than the. other end which is the same here and. there you know what I mean no like. you're on. the right side of the car but the left. side of the road in England so you're if. you look out the window the middle of. the road is right there the line is next. to you oh and the reverse here in. America you're on the left side of the. car but the right side of the road yeah.

so that's helpful but I've only ever. done it with one other like my wife in. the car because you need a second person. to be like don't forget driving alone I. feel like I could [ __ ] it up yeah you. could fall back into the pattern and. also see yourself in the oncoming. headlines yeah I think that's what. happened to. um Broderick yeah I don't know what. happened but you it's also like the just. the shifting and everything if you're. operating a manual shifting now with. your left hand instead of your right.

that would be bizarre no I couldn't do. that I have a friend who's like a big. driver again he said that was the one. thing he couldn't do because it was just. too many things yeah because is the. clutch still on the left-hand side it is. so it's clutch break accelerator all in. the same order but now you're doing this. and then and which side do you do it do. you start far left or you just start far. right and move that way you don't do. that do you. that's what's weird right yeah if you're. if you're operating a manual. transmission and you're in the the.

English side. where's first gear is first gear up into. the left. that is a great question no it's. probably closer to you up and to the. right yeah like that yeah. can I see that I think it's the same I'm. looking yeah I would imagine the thing. that they would have to do that would be. a really hard to do I think for. transmissions one of the hardest part. for me was I kept putting the windshield. wipers on with the blinker because. you're just you're used to the blinker. being over here so every single [ __ ].

time I would turn the windshield wipers. on yeah. I love a good windshield wiper stock. that's one thing that bums me out about. my Tesla what's a stock a little stock. little thing that does the windshield. wipers a little thing you know little. thing that sticks out of the steering. wheel well the thing that doesn't oh oh. I'm thinking of the windshield wiper. itself the little the blinkers you don't. have that no. button everything's there yeah buttons. buttons on the steering wheel to change. lanes there's buttons for a horn.

now it's fun to have the physical yeah. I'm going left yeah I'm going right I'm. going you know like come on sometimes I. reach through and grab it over here you. can you got options like going like this. I like hitting that it feels like you're. doing like an ALT comic normal yeah but. isn't a normal feeling to like hit the. blinkers and turn right of course it's. satisfying did you do it you do that. thing before you turn you don't press a. button on your steering wheel it feels. uh it feels every time like don't [ __ ]. this up I've had this car for two years.

and every time I press sometimes I'll. press the left button when I meant to. press the right button like [ __ ] I would. love if you did exactly this on stage. and the crowd's like what what the [ __ ]. is wrong with you just just a total. Cricket it's like a really bad Seinfeld. bit like a copy of a Seinfeld bit great. set last night by the way I went up to. the balcony and watched it very funny. thank you I know you know that but. yeah it was awesome it was it's so fun. to run back and forth to the two rooms. and they're such different kinds of.

rooms oh yeah that little room is Magic. and you've become great like a comedy um. like pilgrimage I ran into like first of. all I felt like a [ __ ] celebrity out. in Austin from those shows I bumped into. two guys from Calgary that came just to. see the room then I sat next to another. guy at a restaurant that was from. Montreal who came just to see the room. and then I met another guy who was from. England just. [ __ ] walking around I was [ __ ]. around with the crowd last night and. there's people from Australia there are. people from all over the place.

yeah it's a destination yeah. comedy pilgrimages people they just want. to see the room it's fun I hope more. people do things like this other places. did you ever go on any like when you. before you started like I gotta go see. or when you started I gotta go see. [ __ ] whoever you go on a road trip to. go see a comic like make a comedy yeah. fan trip yeah a couple of times. um I mean in the early days I went to. see a bunch of comics but Kennison I. went to see Kennison a couple times yeah.

yeah I was like 80. peace. E9 80 89. and the problem is it was like. Kennison had already sort of. deteriorated. so it was a kind of a bummer it's like. we were talking about you can't go that. hard and keep being productive it feels. like yeah it was pretty evident that. it was not the same kind of insight that. you had from his earlier work his. earlier work wasn't just wild it was.

wild and like that's a really good point. yeah yeah it was wild and like wow this. is this is like great writing this is. like interesting subject matter and you. got this wild dude. and then the stuff about marriage was so. funny it was so like obviously the guy. had been in [ __ ] terrible Agony and. heartbreak it was so obvious that people. had broken his heart right you know and. then you bought into it hook line and. sinker but. from that special from so he has his.

first thing which is louder than hell. which is a cassette and it's really. [ __ ] good it's hard to get I got an. album of it okay. um I think you can get it some places. but I think I don't know there was some. controversy with it it's it's there's a. lot of like very homophobic stuff in. there but then it goes from that to. um the HBO special and I think that have. you seen me lately it's called. and uh the the HBO special is [ __ ].

amazing I mean it's amazing it's just so. good there's so many good bits in it and. then the one after that's not it's just. flat it just feels fake it feels like. he's a guy trying to imitate Sam Kinison. yeah I feel like that I mean I would. never name Nate but I feel like that. happens sometimes with comics where they. have great material in a very unique way. of doing it and then they kind of start. to lose the material and just have that. unique way and the the marriage of the. two is what made it great well I think.

it's hard to write. when you're partying all the time. absolutely going to events and you're. you're the guy in the Bon Jovi video and. you're this and you're that and you're. you know I mean his whole life he was. this like Weirdo And this preacher and. then. he gets into comedy. and becomes one of the greatest of all. time and then all of a sudden he's a. [ __ ] superstar in the rock and roll. days of like poison and guns and roses. and like.

whoa he's the rock and roll comic right. you know so he's like singing on stage. now like brings a guitar on stage Do you. ever see some of that yeah yeah yeah. that song Wild Thing yeah I vaguely it. never was a huge Kinison guy I wasn't. big into the the screaming I mean I. always find that comedy doesn't hold up. great most comedy which is what makes. comedy great to me so I think by the. time I saw it I was like a kid and just. like didn't quite understand it and then. later I was like I don't know hmm I mean. I respect Kennison obviously he just.

wasn't one of my guys for me it was like. catching it in the actual context of the. time of 1980 whatever it was when he. when he popped right I think I want to. say it was 86. was it 86. yeah so that's like right around the. time when I had heard about his party. with all these rock stars he made music. videos but it just it became a different. thing man you know with the. it was all the look and the it was all. like the you know being seen at the.

right places with the right people and. oh Sam's here Sam's here right and he's. doing lines. but before that. when he was coming up it was developing. material like coming up with like really. good unique bits that would make you. this Superstar and then once it became a. superstar it was like poison for that. right that that's what's so hard about. um getting so big is that people are. like yeah.

it's so hard to balance I imagine I'm. not in that position but I mean you're. pulling it off. it's um. I mean you just can't you can't buy into. the [ __ ] right that's you can't be. [ __ ] partying with Bon Jovi and rock. and roll every night it's like you're. not gonna get anything done yeah you. need an amount of humility it also feels. like that feels so removed from what. makes stand up great is a guy standing. there telling jokes it's like now you. have a guitar and a gang and women and.

drums and you're like well that's not. really like look at Chappelle he's doing. it the right way a guy just gets on a. plane and shows up in the studio in a. city somewhere and starts doing guest. Bots just starts going up goes up at the. end of shows practices [ __ ] around. right and then next next night we'll fly. to this place or that place yes goes. places and [ __ ] around writing always. working on new beds yeah always turning. over material no you got to do it now do. you still listen to sets do you record. yes I record all of them yeah yeah I I. owe myself a few listens though I've.

been slacking off especially the bottom. of the barrel listens those are the ones. you really got to listen to yeah that's. a really fun show I'm like it makes me. uncomfortable so which is why it's fun. to do you like if the people don't know. I guess the audience writes down [ __ ]. and you just pull them out yeah you have. a barrel and the audience writes down. suggestions for for topics and then you. just reach in the barrel pull it out and. start riffing yeah it's fun it's fun it. was super fun yeah that's not um I don't.

I don't do a lot of that so it was fun. to get in that spot and um yeah that was. that was great that room [ __ ] rules. the smaller room yeah that's an honest. little room. they were uh they were [ __ ] up last. night intimate it's a super intimate. room yeah it was great they were uh they. were it felt like a 1am spot last night. the light show no it was the early one. though I [ __ ] up on the earlier they. were jacked up yeah it was one of those. ones where like you say something and. then they kind of break into. conversation a little bit and I'm like. are you all right what are you guys and.

they're like oh no we're good like. they're I'm in the way uh um but they. were [ __ ] great and it was really fun. getting stuff out of them because a room. that small if people are kind of. chatting or chuckling you can deal with. them more it's like when you're in a. massive room and somebody's yelling or. talking from the back you can't really. deal with it yeah if you're in a theater. and that's happening it's a real problem. exactly but in a comedy club you can. pause and go what are we doing yeah yeah. you have like a real dialogue with them. and um but you don't want to that's the. thing it's like we've got to train.

people to just not talk out loud just. like you don't do in the movie theater. don't do it at a combo comedy club and. don't talk to the comedians either don't. just talk at them well do you think I. mean what do you think about all these. crowd work Clips don't you think we're. breeding this 100 very bad situation. it's not a bad situation because it's. just how they do it some people do it. that way but it makes the audience want. more of that I was talking my nieces. just went to college and she has a. roommate who's like 18 years old she's. like essentially a high school okay and. she no she was like what do you think a.

crowd work and I'm like it's so crazy. that like teenage kids are like oh crowd. work like well because those are the. clips you could put online because it. doesn't burn your material right because. it's a unique moment right but sometimes. I feel like there's Comics going up. there just trying to get those moments. annoying and then the audience thinks. like oh I'll be part of this well. there's Comics a little trick you too. you go see their actual act and. you know the thing about crowd work is. it's always funnier when you're there of.

course but it's always funnier because. everyone knows it's happening live and. you don't know what's going to happen to. either as a comedian they know it's. completely improvised well that's why it. works though because obviously comedy's. about getting everybody to be like oh. yeah and if they're seeing it live it. just happened good point so but DePaul. used to always say that you know I work. with Nick for years and he'd be like oh. you're funny off the cuff yeah that's. called the [ __ ] being funny that's. easy write some material you [ __ ]. yeah if if you can do both that's great.

right but some people only do one or the. other right yeah but there gets yeah. there's there's tricks to it you. definitely don't want to encourage. people to interrupt people who don't do. crowd work though and that's where it. becomes a problem when people are drunk. and they think I'm gonna get on a video. right you know that kind of [ __ ] does. happen now how do you feel about MCs in. New York which is the only city that. does this where the MC goes up and just. asks everybody where they're from and. does almost exclusively crowd work they. never did that in Boston when I was.

starting or and they didn't do it here. in Austin really why do they do that in. New York. I don't know it's a New York like New. York Comics they think that's what the. MC does I think part of it is to find. out where everyone's from because. there's so many tourists. but most MC's in New York just do a lot. of crowd work and I've heard people even. be like I don't like hosting because I'm. not I don't do crowd work and I'm like. well you don't have to just [ __ ] go. does anybody not do crowd work does. anybody just go up and say hey what's up. everybody how you doing let me tell you. about my day. I don't think so really when I hosted.

this years ago when Artie Fuqua got in. the accident they needed host at the. seller so I volunteered and I hosted for. like six weeks and I feel like I was the. only one that just went straight into. material which I think is better because. I find the audience if they're you know. when they're they're settling in and. ordering and getting their drinks and. whatever figuring out who's sitting. where if you look up and the comic is. talking to somebody they're going okay. it hasn't really started yet he's. talking to that lady but if you look up. in the middle of a bit you're like.

[ __ ] quiet the show started that's. how I always felt. um yeah. um it the problem with someone talking. to the audience is it does kind of. encourage the audience to talk to some. of the future comedians if they have a. point that the person disagrees with or. if they're getting to a point and you. cut them off because you could say. something you know sometimes like guys. will mislead you with a bit and you're. like what is he saying. oh but some people jump in in the middle.

of it right and [ __ ] it up exactly and. they think they can because someone's. been talking to them in the audience. exactly yes and they're like oh this is. a dialogue I got it perfect exactly or. it gives them an opportunity to be. outraged and now this is kind of. encouraged to give feedback it's. encouraged to talk right I also think. that the audience needs to hear the. Rhythm of a few jokes but to me it's. like if you do crowd work for five. minutes and then do 10 minutes of jokes. but sometimes you have an MC where.

you're like I am if you're going first. you're like I'm now the first one. telling a joke which is no good I think. the audience needs to hear like oh okay. some bits. yeah I think that definitely would set. everybody else up for the rest of the. night and that's really what the MC. should be doing but some I remember tell. would get annoyed because atel always. wants to know where everyone's from so. he would ask me like where where are. they from and I was like I don't know. and you could see that he was like what. like and there's nothing worse than. upsetting himself New York I know that's. so weird I know that New York has this.

one thing where everybody goes and asks. the [ __ ] audience member where. they're from it's very strange or. they're like what are you doing we're. seeing a comic one time and made me. laugh so hard the audience member made. me laugh so hard because the person was. like what are you what are you doing and. they're like I'm at a show what do you. mean what am I doing they're like I'm on. a date I don't get it I just never to me. it's like we're supposed to be doing a. show I don't get why I don't I don't. care what the audience is from or what. they're doing I always felt like that. style came out of the fact that.

the comedy clubs in New York when I was. coming up they were all very intimate. they're very small yeah like Boston. comedy was very small catch rising star. was small. um the seller's small and because you're. like right on top of people and they're. packed in and there's not that many of. them I felt like it's more intimate the. stage is smaller and I think it's fun. it's it's sort of LED comedians to want. to kind of like personalize everything. yeah yeah which I feel in the small room.

yeah at your Club what's it called. little boy little boy yeah like I do. instinctively start being like you ever. had you ever had this because it does. feel like you're at a hang yeah you're. hanging right which is really nice like. if you're doing material because it's. just like you you you're you're real. intimate in that room that move you're. you're on top of those people yeah I. feel like you could shoot a special in. there or maybe someone already had I. think somebody's shot in the big room uh. David Lucas just shot a special in that. little room yeah yeah that's it's a. [ __ ] killer ride Brian did he shoot. something at your he shot something in.

the big room Brian Simpson blew me away. last night oh he's hilarious by the way. I always knew he was funny but I like. it's so rare you get to sit and watch. Comedy and I sat in the balcony watch. and I was like this guy's like next. level the balcony is the [ __ ] isn't it. it's unbelievable it's awesome when we. first were walking around the building. when it was its Bare Bones and we're. standing up there in the balcony one of. the first things we're thinking like you. know how badass it's going to be to be. just sitting here chilling and like. watching Chappelle Go on stage and so. when it actually happened when we were.

there the week had opened and Dave came. by and we're watching him I'm standing. on the balcony I'm like dude I looked at. Tony Hinchcliffe and I go this is like. exactly what we imagined it was the. exact thing that we imagined that's an. unbelievable feeling I don't want to. sound gay but we're very lucky people. that we've lived a life where he's like. I imagine this and then did it happen oh. yeah super super lucky but also like. that's a good thing like when I was.

thinking about doing it I didn't want to. do it I'm like this is too much work I. don't want to be involved in this I. always told comedians be really nice to. club Owners because we need them and you. don't want to beat them right we need. them we need someone to own the club we. need a place to go we need who would. want to deal with some of the The. Maniacs that we knew uh this is it oh. wow that's the little boy no that's the. big room that's that's it that's about. the balcony yeah wow that's killer yeah. so that's before the concrete had been. poured it's you know.

those guys are standing on foam. so there's a foundation under that and. then they put these massive blocks of. dense foam and then on top of the foam. then they lay more of that rebar and. then pour concrete it's crazy what they. did because it was basically set up like. a movie theater like tiered State you. know like Stadium tile yeah seating and. we lifted the floor up and it made it. flat so how did it work did you like I. feel like I'm interviewing you now but I.

mean how did you. just explain the vision to uh amazing. architect uh Richard's an amazing. architect one of the things about. Richard is he's also a musician he's an. artist he's like he has an eye for. things he sees things and he totally got. the concept of it and so when we we. looked at another building. I told you about the place it was owned. by a cult. so we had that place and then that one. fell apart and then when that fell apart. it was really hard to find another spot.

and this place wasn't for sale it was. not they only wanted to lease it and I. was like I'm not gonna do that like I. need to be able to own it like it. doesn't make any sense like and so. fortunately they changed their mind and. they sold it to me and when they saw and. one of the things they liked was that. you know Sixth Street a lot they're. making a lot of like apartment buildings. and high rises and they loved the fact I. was just going to keep it a live. entertainment venue yeah and because. it's at all in 1927 theater you know.

Stevie Ray Vaughan played there in the. 80s yeah I saw the posters that killer. [ __ ] bats now did were you drawing. sketches or are you just saying this is. right Richard did everything but Richard. wise. um we we went over it we had a structure. right because there was a Alamo. Drafthouse had been there before and we. also had we had a big advantage in that. Richard had redesigned the Alamo Draft. House so he was the one who was in. charge of that project so he knew the.

whole bones of the building because they. converted it from like I think it was a. rock and roll Club previous to that and. then they turned it into the Alamo. Drafthouse. and so they had to build a kitchen they. had to build these rooms they had to you. know set it up from the movies and do. everything so he knew exactly where. everything was and so we had two rooms. in one building which I really like. because I wanted a smaller more intimate. room and a bigger room yeah and so when. we saw it we just had to address like. okay how do we do this and we we had a.

bunch of different ways of looking at it. we always agreed that the projection. room would be the Green Room like that. makes the most sense it's in the center. of the two rooms and it gives you the. option of just literally walking there. and seeing one room or going this way to. the balcony and seeing the other way. yeah so that was like that was a. no-brainer and then we blew the walls. out so it connects to the balcony and we. set everything up and moved all the. equipment out we had old projectors in. there and [ __ ] and then we built. everything out and then in the process.

of building everything out I had Louie. come and look at it and Louie had some. amazing advice he gave me some great. advice about shrinking this size the. stage in the little room lowering the. ceiling even further little room was. like a low ceiling it's like can you get. it lower yeah I'm like yeah I think we. can get it lower like maybe like a foot. or two lower you know so we did that and. then in the main room the same thing he. said lower the ceiling and so the. ceiling drops so you have you know the. balcony you can see how the ceiling. drops when you look out the balcony so.

you just see like the top of the stage. right I always thought it would be a. great idea I mean it would cost billions. of dollars to have a comedy club that. you could move the walls in depending on. the crowd size you know how like there's. like a curtain but you wish you could. just [ __ ] physically move the wall to. tighten it up because obviously comedy. just works tighter yeah I mean that's. not it's an impossibility this is my. fantasy I mean it's not an impossibility. well it is an impossibility. he didn't just have to have walls that. were on tracks and you'd have the tracks. built into some sort of an some sort of.

an engine that moved them back and forth. but it'd probably be stupid it would. take up way too much room you know how. are the power of a diesel generated or. the electrical Manpower Everyone Gets. behind the audience oh Jesus pushes the. wall in yeah it would have to be that. because if it was it was some sort of a. computer it would malfunction and kill. everyone it would just compress the. entire audience like [ __ ] Star Wars. yeah exactly like Star Wars imagine if. you have a sold out show and someone. hits the 100 seat button ah and people.

just stacked up on top of each other in. the middle of the [ __ ] room that's a. great episode for uh like one of those. what do you call it what's that [ __ ]. show Black Mirror Black Mirror or I was. thinking of Twilight Zone but yeah same. same [ __ ]. that's what I was wondering though if. you could just you just explain to the. architect what it looks like because. this blew my mind a while ago I was. watching like some Springsteen behind. the album thing I don't know if it was. the river or Darkness or whatever but I. never knew there's a scene where Bruce.

is talking to Clarence Clemens and it's. just like it should sound like this. and he's just do like mousing the sound. of the saxophone which in my mind it's. like Bruce is writing musical notes or. something right you don't picture a guy. just being like it should sound like. this. and then the guy does it it kind of was. like wow you know it blew me away but. there's a lot of musicians don't read. music no I think like most and it's. funny I took mandolin not most but many. rock musicians I took mandolin lessons.

years ago and it was fun and I thought I. wouldn't be able to read music because. I'd always hear like Eddie Vedder can't. read music and Bruce Spring and it turns. out it's not that hard they just didn't. feel like learning it like in my mind I. was like these Geniuses can't do it and. then the lady was like no you can they. just didn't want to learn how to read. music it's just it looks like a weird. alien language when you see all the. musical notes and everything like to me. they register as nothing of course I I. like I've seen people with musical notes.

tattooed you know like they have like a. strip of like music line and like the. musical notes around I don't know what. it is it could be Nazi stuff of course I. don't know what it is it's crazy and. I've seen I have friends that are like. world-class musicians and it's crazy to. watch them just read a thing and and. play it it's like a a magic trick I hate. to do this but I just got an iv before. this one I have to piss already oh piss. what do I do do I just you can P2 or. just hang out okay I'll be right back. we'll be right back no I just feel like. I'll be all [ __ ] jacked up jacked.

[ __ ] up do you drink caffeine though. right yeah I'm a green tea guy are you a. coffee guy ever or just a green tea guy. no I've never been a coffee guy really. I've had I had one cup of coffee in my. life and it was in Peru I was on. vacation in Peru and we're in like this. coffee field and this guy was like. people fly from all over the world to. have this coffee and I was like well I. gotta have it I'm in Peru and I was like. this is the worst thing I've ever done. I'm just not a coffee cup but as I get. older it smells very good so maybe I. would like it but I like green tea and.

mmm you know green tea is nice very nice. coffee is one of those weird things that. people call an acquired taste. and I don't know why anybody would ever. want to acquire a taste. but if my beer was like that then you. first had beer were you like nice I was. like this is [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sure I. didn't I was a kid I was probably like. this [ __ ] gross that's so that's how. I felt like spit it out the only. drinking it to get [ __ ] up yeah but. then don't you didn't you acquire a. taste for it like an IPA you're like oh. this is delightful I don't like ipas as.

much I like a cold ale you know like a. cold Ale on a hot day you know like fish. and chips of course well beer has to be. beer and soda to me because like I just. needed them ice cold beer I would drink. nobody drinks soda tea. right at T temperatures right but I mean. you can get a warm soda and you're like. Furious I mean I wonder what it would. taste like if you microwaved your soda. I'll give you out of Coca-Cola and you. just do it nuked it up to or if you put.

it in a teapot does it what do you feel. I'm sure it boil it's liquid if you just. poured it in a teapot it's mostly water. and and and heated it. so the thing was going off and then you. poured it in your cups and just drank. hot Coca-Cola I don't know I mean it's. not I assume it would lose its Fizz. right imagine of course it would but. imagine if we just invented something. awesome and nobody thought to do it ever. until just now we might have done it has. anybody done that before there must be.

YouTube videos so I'm reading right now. a hot Dr Pepper is a drink that. straddles the line between the two when. heat is applied to a cool can of soda it. transforms into a light refreshing soft. drink into a thick sweet tea. um. Odd as a hot soda might sound it's. really not that different from a glass. of hot cider I think I did a bit I don't. remember the bit where I said I like to. boil my soda and I can't remember why I. said it but I had a bit like that. uh uh [ __ ] I don't remember why I said.

that that's a weird thing to say yeah I. don't remember we just being outrageous. about other things like when was it a. contrary thing no I forget maybe it was. about. ah like I like cold steak and boiled. soda I can't even remember God damn do. you ever have those you're like I know. I've said this sentence before and I. don't know why it's the worst yeah I. can't remember I'd like to boil my soda. it was something about.

I don't [ __ ] know I hear you I can't. remember but it'll come back to you it's. like that's one of those memories that. you have to like stop pushing the memory. guy to find it he's like I can't find. you and I can't find it you're like okay. I'm gonna leave you alone I'm Gonna. Leave You Alone. I'm gonna move on if you're fine and let. me know like I would just metaphor for. life and then you go yeah you gotta let. go or it doesn't work sometimes that. spin you're not getting any traction. it's like when you get stuck in snow and. you're like. hey hey hey you're gonna blow out your. transmission settle down right let's.

let's figure this out that was an Alan. Watts I found it it says uh you're. talking about uh you found that yeah. sometimes I boil a Pepsi right before. bed. yeah I can't remember I still don't. remember I don't know I can't believe. you found that that's crazy that's funny. yeah I don't know there's some drinks. that like traditionally are just warm or. cold that's it. but coffee you could be both it can be.

both same with water you can have an ice. water you can have a really never I mean. hot water I guess yeah nobody but nobody. drinks hot water unless it's got flavor. in it I drank hot water last night at. the club by the way I had a big moment. at the club I have a contribution to the. club you do because you have a tea. kettle and there was no tea bags and. then uh I was sarcastically [ __ ] on. the club to Curtis and then he ratted me. out too but I just drank a hot water. because it's it is calming even if. there's nothing in it to drink warm. water and then somehow it's a mystery he. left for like 10 minutes and came back.

with high-end tea like it seems to be. like a store nearby or something I guess. at 10 30 at night on 6th Street. I don't know it was especially it's. pretty wild it was a magic trick it's an. unusual place man have you been there on. the weekends oh yeah I closed the street. down and everybody just walks yeah back. and forth it's the worst place on Earth. to me I mean the club is great. but I I'm not joking we were talking. about before I jog back to the hotel. it's like a block and a half it's. sketchy yeah and it's that's part of.

what I like about it it's uh yeah it. also gives us an opportunity to hire a. lot of cops I love it yeah a lot of cops. that work there I love it right you walk. 30 feet away and you can see them like. good luck one guy was like there's a lot. of crackheads around like I know what. the crackhead why don't you just get a. car because I'm staying like 150 yards. away you can't get a lift you need it. you need a lift I mean I made it I made. it home well tonight we'll drive oh. we're not coming no I'm off today next. time I'll drive you all right I.

appreciate that on the way well last. time I was here you drove me because I. got accosted by the two no it wasn't. last time I was like oh there's Ryan. yeah right guys we're [ __ ] with you. yeah it was bad but I also homeless. folks they were homeless guys yeah and I. also just somebody sent me a uh article. that said like the Austin Police were. like hey if you get robbed on 6th Street. don't call 9-1-1 we can't it's too much. like a guy just writes it down. uh it's uh I don't know we need a.

national guard down here they refunded. the police out here though. they they defunded the police for a. little bit and then they upped a budget. recently no they changed it back they're. like this is not working and all the. wealthy people that live around here. were freaking out I guess yeah I mean I. told the story on stage the other night. but I was here for moon tower and you. know it's just it's I'm joking a little. bit it's not you can come and walk. around 6th Street but it's wild and I. said to some woman she was like a. volunteer I was like it's [ __ ] crazy. out there and she went oh where are you.

from and I was like. New York City I'm not like some [ __ ]. Hasty I live in New York like this is. unusual out here there's like people. with machetes and and tire irons walking. around that one Street. yeah. like Brazos and yeah but the crazy thing. is that that's the area that we got. but when we were there it just felt like. it was supposed to be there. like I was trying to convince myself of. the cult house when the Colt house when.

I was walking around I was like yeah we. could do this and we could do that and. we could have a separate parking lot for. the comics that's cool we got a lot of. because we have like eight Acres look at. this view we'll have out the back we can. hang out here and party look at this. green room we'll blow out these walls. turn his immense Green Room I had all. these good great plans yeah it would. have worked it definitely would have. worked of course but that place had a. lot of there's a lot of issues to be. resolved it's including stuff that was.

like it could be a real problem for me. and so I was like all right this this. isn't going to work let me find another. spot. and then it was like. I looked at four or five different. locations and they were pretty good and. I was trying to talk myself into them. and then I got to that place I was like. oh [ __ ]. I was like this is it this is it I'm. like we got to make this happen no it's. where it should be and it's magical and. it's now like a a Cornerstone of of the. neighborhood it feels like it just felt.

like it was supposed to happen like. while you're in there and then even like. people ask me if it was stressful it. wasn't really stressful everybody that. was working on the project other than me. it was amazing right and so they all did. a great job so I didn't stress about. that and I just like it's out of my. hands let's just do everything that. you're supposed to do like whatever like. it would be best if we did this do that. right you know whatever it is do that. then this is going to take more time. it's gonna cost more money but let's do.

it like dudes let's do that we need a. UFO in the front lobby a [ __ ] actual. foreign. and I wanted to be a projection that. shoots a projection on the screen of. who's coming next so we have like these. posters of what comedians are coming up. and you did it yeah it's just it took a. long time but I really feel like it was. it wanted to be made right I feel like. like it literally wanted me to create it. you want to hear my suggestion for the. club yeah you really yeah sure but right.

behind the big stage there's some space. back there while you're waiting yeah a. toilet. so you can take a [ __ ] right before you. go on because the only toilet is right. outside I was in there I had to [ __ ] I. was like I'm holding it there's a line. Tony hinchcliffe's knocking on the door. that's a big ask because you got to get. Plumbing back down through there just a. suggestion not an ass because I don't. think there's enough room either that's. a small space because you're gonna Maybe. I'm Wrong cause like Monday night there. was 25 people in the green room and one.

toilet I was like this is this is no. good yeah but that's Monday night right. Monday night is like they have way too. many people up in there I mean it was. just too goofy but on a normal night. that's that's not the case but yeah. that's not but then there's a downstairs. toilets too okay you know this is the. public toilets come on Joe I'm not going. to a public toilet they're all clean. they're all good do you know who I am I. do know you are you're jealous I've been. on The Joe Rogan Experience you're in. that Louis CK movie I don't [ __ ] it's a. jail list movie.

um. just kidding he's gonna hear that he's. gonna be mad I'm only joking. I think uh my maybe that is a good idea. somewhere like other I heard Rumblings. think where it could be there was also. there was a young lady that was nervous. to [ __ ] with you know you waiting. because everyone's worst nightmare is. they're in the bathroom brushing their. teeth and Joe Rogan can't use the. bathroom. you know yeah we should have had a. better setup with that yeah maybe we can.

do that maybe we can have a bathroom. right next to the stage. hey I'm just throwing out suggestions. maybe we should leave a heroin spoon in. there too absolutely some people just. symbolic for Stevie let let it happen. yeah he was a big uh heroin guy but he. cleaned up he cleaned up I believe he. did right yeah he cleaned up and I think. his like you can find his like AAA. speaks on or speaks speeches qualificate. whatever you call it on YouTube. heroin and music boy.

how many [ __ ] amazing musicians were. heroin users isn't it unbelievable I. tried to do this as a joke it never. worked but I'm like Keith Richards is. playing [ __ ] he's like soloing on heroin. like I take a Tylenol PM and I can't. read anymore I'm like I gotta lay down I. mean it's unbelievable that these guys. can shoot heroin and play guitars did he. shoot it did Keith shoot it or did he. snort it like how did he do his heroine. I don't know I don't know either but. whoever I mean name whoever else I mean. I'm sure.

um you know Cobain all those guys so. many guys it's just but I I never did. heroin I don't know what it's like to be. on heroin but in my mind I I didn't do a. lot of big drugs I bumped into a friend. of mine at skank Fest and he was like. I'm on acid right now and in my mind. acid you're not like oh hey it's Joe. list how you doing I'd picture like. there's a [ __ ] lizard walking at me. but I guess it's not really like that. well it depends on the dose right you. know you can get like some serious. reality dissolving doses sure I think if.

acid is like you go in the woods or you. look at the Jefferson Airplane video or. whatever not you're walking around a. festival communicating with people yeah. you queue up uh Pink Floyd right and The. Wizard of Oz yes yeah which is fun to do. by the way it's crazy that it works. Roger Waters said there's it's total. coincidence yeah I mean it seems. coincidental but it's [ __ ] cool it's. insane how good it is like when you sync. it up perfectly yeah it's it really does. seem like it's a soundtrack to the movie.

it's a lot of fun great album great film. how does something like that happen. where the synchronicity is so perfect. I don't know why do you have a theory I. don't think it's just worked out that. way I think there's more to the world. than physical things. I really do I just think we're skeptical. of that because we can't measure it I. think there's more to the world there's. more Connections in the world than we. would like to imagine because I think.

they'd be overwhelming. but I think there's connections with. your very mind I think your mind and the. world interact with each other in a way. that changes the world and changes your. mind I think. I think sometimes there's like evidence. of that in just these weird unique ways. like. two ideas converge together and even. though it's completely coincidental that. Pink Floyd and The Wizard of Oz you know.

was it dark side of the moon right yeah. that they sync up absolutely perfectly. but maybe it's not but maybe it's the. universe saying look. look at this little cute little Easter. egg look at this cute little tidbit. we're showing you that this isn't not a. logical Universe like there's some weird. stuff to it super weird stuff but. doesn't some of it also feels like the. confirmation bias like you're told these. go together so you're watching and they. do feel like they go together but some. of it you're like oh the lion and that.

sound but you're kind of just listen. let's play it we played Dark Side Show. uh a dark side of the moon connected. with Wizard of Oz when you actually see. like I used to think that too like all. these hippies are trying to find [ __ ]. connections and everything [ __ ]. potheads you know trying to be skeptical. and then I watched I was like oh oh my. God this is crazy I mean I haven't done. it since high school but it was fun and. it's also interesting who the first. person to do it was I'm sure that. information right is somewhere I mean.

but when you actually see it the. connection is insane it's so good it. really does seem like that's what. happened like they made it for it Wizard. of Oz rules great film when's the last. time you watched it a long time ago one. of the funniest scenes ever is when the. Cowardly Lion runs and jumps out of a. [ __ ] window it's like one of the. great comedic scenes he's got scared of. the Wizard and he [ __ ] runs and Dives. out the window it's very funny. where'd it go uh. and the special effects were dog [ __ ]. yeah boy 1930 whatever it was 39. I.

found a chunk this is like okay that's. all we do here. I thought it started later no this isn't. it this is where it cuts in this is this. is time this is the time yeah and this. is perfect too because it's such a great. song. foreign. [Music]. version.

[Music]. look look at the way the sound ends. the timing of it. right. right when she arrives at the gate. the loud Bells stop. right and she's talking it's about to. begin. she walks out and the music hits dude. it's wild. and now you see the conflict right yeah.

so there's this conflict because she the. the pause you're gonna see the other guy. another pause she goes to the other lady. right I mean it's time perfect. [Music]. man this song rules this song [ __ ]. rules. now watch this. as the build up happens like the tension. increases in the scene. people are getting more frantic women. wear gloves back then bro.

they're working it out. foreign. now watch. crazy how well the timing is. [Music].

they're taking a little dog away man. you [ __ ] you [ __ ] fat [ __ ] that's the. witch bro. now watch this here. day.

the owls are not found way. s. go Toto. waiting. tomorrow. that's nice. [Music].

listen you can obviously say that it's. coincidental in some parts but God damn. and that's just one piece there's like. through the whole movie there's scenes. like that it's just like syncs up and. syncs up and syncs up. it's fun it's fun and back before the. internet it was perfect because you. could just say this is what it was they. did the music to the Wizard of Oz right. you know it's fun Wizard of Oz anything.

is the most referenced film ever like. like deep in our like kids know. references they've never even seen the. movie like you see someone a bite people. go like. like your little dog too there's no. place like home there's so many. references that just live in the psyche. from a film that came out 100 years ago. almost right it's the most seen film in. movie history there you go according to. the Library of Congress all right I'll. buy that. the movie's seen and heard what's number.

two. let's try to think of it the Barbie. movie. um. I want to try to think maybe uh it's got. to be like Snow White or some Bambi. something like that Conan. MCB has a different list to order what's. that oh what's IMDB's number one of all. time Titanic would have to have been up. there oh yeah oh yeah it has to be what. about Avatar and that has ET as number. two oh wow so Titanic's number one.

according to IMDb was that box office or. just it says I type in watched so like I. actually typed in the scene movie I. typed in the exact same thing it said. and it says most watched movies of all. times because it's different. qualifications because Wizard of Oz has. been around for 80. it came out in 39 so. you have all those. people but. Wizard of Oz is great and uh she was. supposed to be like a 12 year old you. know they would like tying her tits down. and everything Jesus yeah it's crazy she.

was supposed to be 12 and they were. taping her tits down and evidently the. the little people were like you know. harassing her and grabbing her [ __ ] and. stuff yeah it's crazy stories people. were horrible back then yeah did you. ever see. um Shirley Temple like any of the old. Shirley Temple stuff just Clips I've. never like sat and watched a Shirley. Temple film it's. bizarre really she was massive right. yeah she's massive but here's what's. bizarre there's scenes where I mean. she's a little girl and she's on an.

airplane with a bunch of men. and these men can't stop looking at her. she's sitting on their laps what is that. was that the Good Ship Lollipop. that she was singing. where do you see this. and she was really young you know and. this is what happened to her when she's. you know I don't know how old she was. but she like eight or nine or like it's. a good question I think younger than. that when she first started really young. so oh she looks like she's four oh yeah.

she's younger than I thought she was. watch this. [Music]. [Music]. I want to make some noise. [Music].

I'll be a pilot too. How would. I would like to be my crew. oh boy look at this. [Music]. place. [Music].

how weird is this. it's a little odd. [Music]. fast forward to the lap dance scene. oh my God I was joking yeah that's. [ __ ] crazy so hold on. and now they're all carrying there. oh no. oh Jesus.

[Music]. she's all cooked up. like what was that they put on her nose. what was that I don't know. they're giving her toys now. and you are. happy landing on a chocolate bar oh. Jesus. bro how weird is that it's a little it's. a little strange I mean it's always. fascinating that this her parents were. like yeah yeah good carry around guys my. friend Matt Wayne he's a great comic.

he's my opener he does a bit about. um like you have to be I think it's like. 10 days old to appear in film. and he went to he really went to a. screening of the a quiet place part two. and they had a special guest at the. appearance and it was the [ __ ] baby. like they just held up with whatever. three month old baby or maybe the baby. was a year and a half at that point and. was like here it is here's the baby I. mean it's really fascinating to have a. baby and be like take my baby and he. says Jim from the office just take him. take my baby it's a great bit that is.

weird but it's really odd these people. that are like absolutely just having a. baby in the movie yeah that's our Cheryl. up there on that screen it's [ __ ]. when the aliens are eating the other. folks it's strange I mean I guess. somebody has to do it you got to have. babies and film because remember they. did American Sniper and famously there. was the fake baby yeah you got busted. with a fake baby it was really bad. um but people got mad you got mad at the. fake baby it was uh I mean it did look. ridiculous I don't remember how bad it.

looked it was fun let's find it it's not. good. um not a not a great film in my opinion. but. um the baby with or without the baby. it doesn't look horrible there oh my God. it didn't look so bad no one more time. watching for the beginning come on watch. this it's like so fake look how fake. that looks. look I mean it's just lifeless. yeah. yeah. the arms aren't moving.

oh oh yeah. ah you think we're stupid that's. hilarious you think we're stupid they. must have been like just do a little. thumb thing yeah. that is great it almost looks like he's. looking like does this work he's doing. puppetry he's doing super high level. puppetry poor guy I mean it's like. puppetry the The Whole World's Gonna See.

would you hand your baby to uh. [ __ ] movie star I don't think they. should use kids in movies. I mean I guess you've got to at some. point right I mean every kid that I've. ever met barred none that was famous. when they were young as [ __ ] up yeah. it's not good I mean most people get. [ __ ] up most adults get [ __ ] up from. Fame yeah this is what I think it's like. I think it's like making cement see when. you make cement you need to put the. right amount of water the right amount.

of grit the right amount all that stuff. you mix it all together but if you have. like not enough water from the beginning. your cement's [ __ ]. and it's never going to get better you. can't add water later right that's what. it's like when some people get famous. young. they they didn't develop into an actual. human being right it developed into a. famous person so the like this the the. path that they took is so alien to. everybody else on Earth that no one can.

relate to them other than other little. famous kids and they're all [ __ ] up. too yeah. no and then you have money and a weird. sense of ego that you're like I'm a star. you're not you're not prepped to handle. that yeah I mean. some of them are working through it like. I. I had to me more on the show she's. working through it you know how young. was she when she became famous very. young. yeah what did I say to me more I did oh.

I was like I was like I was like no. kidding sorry Demi Moore that's. hilarious. that's I was up late last night young. but not that I was like so Demi Lovato. sorry I don't even know who that is. she's a singer yeah actress I'm a boomer. man I don't know she was in The Mickey. Mouse Club right. wasn't she maybe Disney I don't know. about Mickey Mouse for sure she's. definitely a Disney girl Barney yeah TV. show yeah yeah and Miley Cyrus she's.

another one that I've talked to that has. a similar experience you know she was on. Hannah Montana she was super young and. she was a [ __ ] Superstar not familiar. this is Demi Lovato yeah I want to. congratulate Demi Lovato on uh taking. back her gender isn't she like uh she's. no longer non-binary. sorry I gotta go to airplane mode I. don't I have a new phone I don't know. how to get the notifications off I'm. just vibrating over here. really yeah yeah yeah if you go to. sounds right I thought that's. all right you swipe down from the top. right and then you go to this right here.

do not disturb oh bam beautiful well you. won't get any text messages until you. swipe back and go and get it I'll show. you how to do that later thank you I. appreciate it very easy I'm like 100. years right corner swipe down beautiful. not hard I know well. um you know but anyway no you can't use. my [ __ ] baby in your stupid movie. CGI baby they can make dragons look at. the Game of Thrones dragons you can't. make a [ __ ] baby yeah it feels like. you could do that and now deleted tweet. American Sniper screenwriter Jason Hall.

wrote that director Clint Eastwood opted. for the fake baby after the first child. selected for the sequence became ill and. a second baby failed to show up on set. so he had to go with the fake baby maybe. the parents had a change of heart maybe. they called their you know their mother. and was like you can't [ __ ] drop your. baby off to Clint Eastwood this is old. my feeling is they should have shot that. scene differently. if you're gonna use a fake baby you you. have not telling Clint Eastwood now to. make a movie but you have this guy reach.

in and pick up the baby and then you. shoot him from the chest up right except. for a rare like American Werewolf in. London glimpsed of the baby so you have. to like go back over look at my feelings. Bradley Cooper an American fake baby. scene I couldn't believe we were doing. it because I was like this is nuts. oh the poor girl imagine and he's like a. top of the food chain actor they're. making him do puppetry with a fake baby.

I mean. it just takes you totally out of the. movie of course. that sucks but if you shot it. differently it wouldn't. if he shot it differently like the. ladies got the baby she's holding on the. baby his back enters the scene he's he's. bundling in his arms next thing you see. it's him shot up you don't see the baby. you see him holding this obviously he's. holding the baby in his arms but you. look in his face right I guess I mean.

they I guess they wanted to show this. killer with the baby baby it's really. bad and that was not even one I remember. being in the theater being like what it. wasn't even one that you find out later. like there's so many movie moments we. were like the stunt double has a. mustache and he doesn't like and then. you look close and you're like oh [ __ ]. which is a bunch of those which are. always fun yeah there was a famous one. on flash dance the woman doing the. audition dance it wasn't a woman that. had a man do it but he refused to shave.

his mustache and there's a moment you. can freeze frame I'm sure you can find. it where you just see well I forget the. actress's name uh I'm a maniac that. whole thing yeah and she has a [ __ ]. it's a guy with a mustache because he. wouldn't shave it and they were just. like all right we'll just go with it. it's a guy that was doing that yeah I'm. pretty I mean I I hope this is true I'm. gonna feel like an ass if I just was. told this oh I remember I remember. seeing it though I swear Jamie come on. come through baby. oh this might be tough you found my bit.

you found my boiling Pepsi bit there's. no way Flash Dance mustache maybe she's. a maniac Mania there's that one and then. there's the other great song from the. woman that just died. um what's the other great [ __ ] song. on there it's a first one there's. nothing but a doll egg injury oh yeah oh. take a passion and make it happen it's. not the whole dance that was Irene Cara.

I ain't carry yeah she just yeah I think. but um that song rules yeah I'm gay. it was a weird time where those kind of. movies were like very popular like very. musical dramas yeah about people that. are just talented and they're gonna make. it and of course they weren't scarves. and they're from the rough side of town. but they get together and shine but. doesn't that song get you as somebody. that pursued a dream and I listen to. that song and I'm like this is me baby I.

took my passion right it happened he. made it happen [ __ ] right man do you. want to live forever I don't want to. live forever I mean I want to live. forever but I don't I'd like to live in. this state for a long time I've been. thinking about this I'm talking about. this a lot lately living forever I think. If Heaven's real okay If Heaven's real. and I was the devil. you know what I would do I'd convince. people that they should extend their. life you know I'd convince people that. they can live forever I'd convince. people to transplant their soul into a.

machine where they would be trapped for. eternity. if you could just trick them right. imagine if Heaven's real. imagine if you die one day and you're. like oh my God it's real it's not like a. dude in the clouds and a guy with a book. it's like what'd you do when you're in. seventh grade you lied to your mom and. he's like it's not so what is it what is. heaven then what if it's just some other. realm where you're disembodied. disembodied from your physical being but.

you live in a realm of pure. Consciousness just pure Consciousness. interacting with other Consciousness. it's just geometry just patterns and. what if that's where you're supposed to. be that's great but what if this place. just keeps get and gets increasingly. more dystopian and as life goes on you. you you you signed up to live forever. but now life is suck it's just suck it's.

just everybody's eating insect burgers. and all your time is monitored by the. great Overlord powers of the world. economic Forum which controls the Earth. you're cooked up to some grid and you. have to be attached to it in labor for x. amount of hours per day in order to be. fed and housed that sounds similar to. reality yeah but what if it keeps. getting worse it might keep getting. worse what if that's really what hell is. what if hell is the trick that you're.

scared to die so you sign up to be a. part of this cyborg program and you. literally lose your soul yeah your soul. gets transplanted into a machine forever. it's the devil's trick and just you. looking at Tick Tock all day just. [ __ ] dark web and that's and the. problem is I would never consider that. as a possibility because there's so many. loons that run around telling you the. devil is Crafty and the devil has plans. for you and you're like sure he does.

okay it's the devil right but what if it. is the devil and what if one of the ways. the devil gets you to think that the. devil's stupid it says a bunch of stupid. people believe in the devil now is he a. death does he have horns in the tail and. stuff like ah a fiery guy because that's. always amusing to me I bet. I bet he could look at any way he wants. I mean he's got the power to manipulate. all of mankind we're assuming that it's. real right he's like T-1000 yeah or. T2000 whatever no much more complicated.

than that. it's literally like. tempting you to do the wrong thing all. the time what if that's like a real. thing like a real force in the universe. and it's not just the. the problems with. human biology and the desire to spread. your DNA and tribal Warfare and people. stealing resources from other people so. that their DNA would survive and the. other ones wouldn't which is what it's. been for all of human history they're. all the warring and all the thievery and.

all the horrible [ __ ] that people have. done to each other it's all like a. survival thing it's like it's all. programmed in like that you're freaking. me out yeah you're losing me I'm I'm. getting nervous you should be you should. be a little nervous like what what if. the Trap the big ultimate trap. is downloading your Consciousness into. something right like what if the soul. actually can be contained. like what if there's a way to actually. put it into something like we think of. the Soul as being.

you know like if you believe in it at. all you think your soul leaves your body. when you die but what if you can suck it. out of your body before you die lock it. up in a Ken doll I would love for. someone to try to suck my soul out via. the [ __ ]. um but what you describe is. consciousness and and just interact with. other Consciousness that is reality is. it not or what if. you can make duplicates of your. Consciousness what kind of a hell would. that be.

what if you just couldn't help it like. one of them ladies that has big giant. fake butts what if you just kept making. more and more duplicate like what if. Donald Trump got a hold of the. duplicates of your Consciousness machine. and and they said Donald. do you know how well you would dominate. the world if there was a million of you. all working together in sync. this is I mean literally it's like. tremendous a million we can do a million. we could do a billion but somebody else. might say a million's enough I would say.

it's not there's eight billion people. why are there eight billion trumps. and so you have eight billion of you you. just keep as much if you have money just. keep making duplicates of your. Consciousness and sending it out there. that'd be crazy. that's all that's all I have for this. one we're going to what we're going to. reach a point like we were talking about. like changing your structure like using. genetics if they're gonna do that and. they're also going to merge. people are going to merge with machines. it's gonna happen in our life.

do you think. 100 100. they're already working on it they're. already working the first the doorway to. it is going to be helping people with. neurological conditions injuries spinal. cord injuries people can't move their. bones uh they can't move their muscles. correctly right but does I I feel like. people are just gonna have robots that. they work with. for a while at least before they merged. don't you think I think the real dilemma. is going to be what happens first and.

what has to happen first so if. artificial intelligence can now make its. own decisions and if artificial. intelligence becomes sentient means it. becomes independent and then decides to. make its own decisions and make a better. version of itself it's going to very. quickly reach some god-like level. the only way we're going to survive. is if we're merging with it if we're. still just [ __ ] talking monkeys and. we create this thing that's infinitely.

smarter than us and immediately puts a. stop to all the shenanigans in the world. cuts off Pacific ocean fishing like. Engineers all the plastic removal kills. all the coal plants redesigns nuclear. power you know gets rid all the [ __ ]. solaring like this this is a stick put a. [ __ ] reactor here get out of here. with your panels you've got 85 football. fields covered up with this ugly black. Square thing [ __ ] out of here what are.

you dummies doing oh you got a wind farm. great we can do those birds they get. chewed up like they're flying into a fan. pull that [ __ ] down and then they'll. they'll redesign all of our irrigation. systems they'll redesign all the food. and then they go why are we feeding. these morons right what are they doing. you feed them what do they do they just. want to eat Doritos and drink soda pop. and watch 90 Day Fiance that's all they. wanted to do well that's the scary thing. is they realize they don't need us. someone used the metaphor of like cows. we eat cows and we wear them so we have.

cows around but if we had uh whatever. you call it 3D printers that just made. meat and leather we would probably be. like wow we don't need these cows. anymore they're just they stink and. they're methane is [ __ ] up the. environment let's just get rid of them. and that's AI where are the cows you. know what the darkest. conspiracy theory about aliens is I. don't know if I'm ready for it that. Earth. is essentially a farm in human beings. are the vessels that contain souls and.

they want us because this is how they. create Souls. and so they're farming us they've. created us so we started off as primates. and through some sort of genetic. intervention I'm not saying I believe. this I'm just saying that this is like. top of the food chain pull your tin foil. hat on super tight. that we they Farm us. and that the whole reason why human. beings are involved in this conflict. constant conflict is it's all of it is.

to increase our competition with each. other increase our ability to control. resources which will increase our. technology which will ultimately lead to. us creating this being that we're going. to create this artificially intelligent. super god. which is going to happen. I don't even know what to say I mean. that sounds crazy I hope that's not the. case I got gigs. I think the gigs are going to be over no. come on what are you doing you're. bumming me out once we become cyborgs.

comedy's not going to be what we do. anymore we're going to be flying we're. gonna be. we're going to realize UFOs are around. us all the time no we're going to be. just Sam I'm gonna be just fine. um I'm a little I'm always worried about. the future the unknown is terrifying. what about the election. wait am I worried about the election. yeah. uh slightly I mean I've gotten much. better at being like I can't control any. of this and so I just take it a day at a. time but this could be it could be very.

a of you it is yeah I mean that's I'm an. AAA guy I mean I gotta that's but that's. also just a proper way to live yeah it's. a smart way to live sort of thing I. can't control it but yeah it's gonna be. crazy it also feels like Trump is going. to win doesn't it more than it ever felt. like in 2016. certainly in 2016 it was. like a joke to say that he was going to. win yes there was like eight people that. were like yeah you can go downstairs you. go Trump's gonna win you [ __ ] and. people would go they would think you. could play a character that said Trump.

was going to win right you don't even. know about the regular America well I. think he didn't even think he was going. to win Oh I thought he thought I think. he thought he was going to win you do. yeah Oh I thought it felt like I felt. like he was like oh okay. did you see the uh the footage that was. removed from. um what was it a Meet the Press no they. removed nine minutes of him denying the. election. of trump so he does this interview and. the the nine minutes that got removed is. all him talking about the hunter Biden.

laptop that that was election. interference that they're doing ballot. stuffing the lady's going that's all. been disproven that's been disproven by. the heads of your intelligence agency. that's been disproven by your team you. know that that's not true and they're. like going back and forth it's like it's. really wild let's move on to more. productive topics Mr President let's. move on Mr President he's like it's real. they stuffed the ballots you've seen. them stuff it you've seen the photos. it's a why it's a wild conversation and. they took it off the internet yeah well.

they took it off the show and he's. essentially saying like if you went to. court he'd have so much evidence who. he'd win in court right. but why don't they go to court then this. is what I don't understand I don't want. to get I'm agnostic about all this stuff. until you show me like what kind of. evidence is involved in this but isn't. it I mean am I just consuming too much. mainstream evidence I mean uh media like. I think there is no evidence I think. he's completely well what he's saying is. that there is evidence and that he needs.

to provide it in court and what I'm. saying is like why aren't you in court. then yeah like what because he's lying. well I don't know he's not just sit down. to the God it's going to sit on evidence. that's going to show that he wants. that's a big lie and the other things. that he said before you know they were. saying that he was lying about Hunter. Biden they were saying he was lying. about the laptop and then they got the. 51 intelligence agencies to back up for. the fact that it was disinformation but. he was right about that though he was. right about the bribes he was right. about all that [ __ ] well that's the. tricky thing about lying so much is.

occasionally you're going to say the. correct things and people are going to. be like oh wait well no you know what. it's like it's like you're lying about. another lie well you're telling the. truth about another liar like that. doesn't mean that you don't lie yeah. just because you catch someone lying. doesn't mean you don't lie too yeah I. mean Donald Trump has certainly said. many true things. but that's a good point it's hard to. parse parcel parse what's the word there. part and parcel I think yeah I can't. remember but like I for instance lying. about the dancing mustache guy in.

Flashdance. I've been sweating see there's his [ __ ]. there's a stunt double for part of the. dance so you can see how giant his quads. are right there oh yeah the rest of this. I'll play it for you though so you can. see oh so there's her that's her she's. very shapely here it switches to the guy. like right now. and then he'll do this cool move that. maybe she couldn't do you can see he's. got tights on. this yes this is the mustache oh he's so. jacked yeah that's me right there.

it's like if you free if I I paused a. little bit you can kind of tell it's not. that's so crazy that he didn't take the. mustache off can you see the mustache. itself it's really hard to see it. obviously a dude that's so crazy and. it's a jack dude. he's so thick. I'm not seeing the mustache all day. explaining it and showed the guy he. definitely has a mustache but he's. [ __ ] Jack though look at her hair and. look at his hair like look at this.

spinning he's got [ __ ] short hair. they didn't even give him a wig look. damn it the mustache thing is bothering. me though I swear there was a Mustang it. might be like a Shane Gillis mustache. right like one of those ones you only. see when you're right right next to him. you get close when you're kissing. there's a clip I saw of like the. director explaining this and and that. clip the guy to show the guy and he does. have a mustache I mean he might just. okay all right yeah there's mustache in. there maybe that's what it is maybe the. guy grew a mustache later not a liar. you're not sorry it was a dude though. can I start another cigar is that all.

right I mean all this alien talk we're. all gonna die I'm having a child you're. telling me the world's gonna end oh I. don't think the world's gonna end I. think the World's Gonna Change but will. it be are you a hopeful person in. general or are you uh pessimistic. optimistic. um I'm more optimistic than I am. pessimistic that's good yeah I have. faith in people I think I think people. need. to somehow be confronted by the reality. of the times that we're living in and. how captured our ideas are and just to.

be careful of what we're doing in terms. of worldwide conflict personal conflict. all conflict I think we're just too. embroiled and unnecessary conflict I. think it's [ __ ] dangerous it's it's. just the the political conflict the the. the social conflict that we have. it just it gets in the way of all the. great aspects of life and and the. problem is you know. it's like.

people want things to be better and they. think then then they're they're. convinced that this path is the way to. make things better and these other. people are convinced that that's not the. way to make things better and there's no. meeting in the middle and these people. are Nazis and these people are marxists. and it's like. well so much of this is social media. don't you feel like I know I'm not. coming out with like a a groundbreaking. Theory here but I mean I think social. media is really uh [ __ ] us and. dangerous and would all be improved to. limit it to some degree.

yeah I'm getting a new phone and not not. putting any apps on it I'm keeping an. old phone that I'm gonna like use for. social media where I'll go and post. things and stuff like that but I'm done. yeah it's really uh not good but the AI. stuff also they could [ __ ] cure. cancer and uh what do you call it what's. the other one Alzheimer's and all that. [ __ ] and uh and climate change fix that. [ __ ] up get a carbon vacuum suck that. [ __ ] put it right in the earth that's. all positive I was reading about some.

controversy involved in the face some. fake meat company where one of the. whistleblowers is saying like are we the. next theranos. who's that again theranos uh theranos. was that lady Elizabeth Holmes oh right. who faked these blood test things I. think this thing's dying no let me give. it to her. are you gonna need to like re-juce it. for some reason it's almost like it's. leaking.

I think it might be like leaking fluid. or something it's gonna blow if it blows. all look away oh God. just get my neck a little bit comedian. Joe Rogan Twitches tits during podcast. good cool scar. it's a little tit torch so you're yeah. you are an optimist yeah be like if I. like myself on fire it'd be a cool most. of the time I'm optimistic but I'm also. look the world is far better right now. than it's ever been and it seems to. always be moving in a far better.

Direction and even all the social. conflict like a lot of the [ __ ] that I. don't agree with like a lot of the youth. gender ideology stuff and a lot of the. social. justice Warrior stuff I see why it would. be a good idea to pursue this idea of. making things more equal for everybody. like it's all in the right vein I just. don't think it works. it doesn't I don't think it works. accurately with human nature but I like. the fact that that's the direction that.

people are pushing aggressively rather. than racism like imagine if like the. same exact anti-racism like energy was. now pushed towards you know. a racist agenda like Nazi Germany. because that was the same kind of thing. right but it was a negative thing right. it was an extermination thing. but it's I think people. we got to be real careful about like the. conflict that we get in. for [ __ ] no reason yeah but it does.

feel like everyone is coming from what. they feel is a good place as as did. Hitler I'm sure Hitler was like we gotta. get rid of these Jews it's going to be. better for everybody so everyone thinks. they're coming from a good place well. all the ideas of eugenics those guys. probably all thought they were coming. from an idea of a good place but to us. it's horrifying so you get all the weak. people you're just gonna kill them right. and just have only like the best. strongest like best like okay. your music's gonna suck right.

your music's gonna suck your food's. probably gonna taste like [ __ ] are you. comedians I mean like yeah it's gonna. suck your your authors are gonna suck. yeah like you're You're Gonna Change. you're gonna become a warrior class. you're going to be the Spartans is that. what you're gonna do. hopefully don't you feel like maybe. people will start there's more and more. studies about social media what's. healthy we know more and more about. what's healthy getting into the outdoors. and being with people being of service.

as there's many not to get a again but. like there's many scientific studies. that like when you're serving other. people that's the key to happiness and. there's more and more podcasts and books. and studies about this so hopefully. people go boy I'm really [ __ ]. depressed and unhappy let me get into. nature put my phone down be of service. to others and you have more people doing. that you do but I think it's like the. warnings on cigarette boxes everybody. knows they're there and they keep. smoking cigarettes social media is super.

addictive man but less people smoke than. before that's true so they have worse. still a lot of people smoke of course. but you might have more people that. realize that social media is detrimental. to your mental health you probably have. more people that would recognize it yeah. and I think more people do recognize it. now than ever before the problem is once. you're hooked it's [ __ ] super hard to. get off of it yeah it's really hard I'm. bad with them by myself when I'm with. people I'm very good about being present. but I spend so much time on the road and. when I'm in the hotel I find myself.

being like I'm gonna watch a movie or. read and then I read three paragraphs. and I'm like oh that's a what's up with. that guy and I go to Wikipedia and start. reading [ __ ] yeah the the thing to me is. you know I love the fact you can get. entertainment on your phone I love. YouTube I love podcasts I love the fact. that you listen to music I love that. that's that's my favorite part of the. phone I feel like that's overall net. positive. you know I could watch ESPN Plus on my. phone I watch fights like live streaming. with just with 5G just sit if I'm stuck.

somewhere like there's a UFC card I just. [ __ ] set my phone down right here. yeah and I can watch the fights yeah. I've had to do some boring ass [ __ ] that. I agreed to do and really part of it. you're just sitting there I'm like I'm. almost out on my phone all right I got. the fights on now right I love that but. the social media thing where people are. checking their likes and checking what. everybody else is doing and po I just. think that robs you of time to just. interact with people and think and I. think we've become super accustomed to.

that thievery to the point where we just. sort of accepted it and I've only gone a. couple of times without doing it but one. time that I did it was in Hawaii I broke. my phone I dropped it and it just. started randomly dialing phone numbers. but I'd hold it up and it would just. randomly and I'd press a button I'm like. look at this and then we dial somebody. else and I'd press send end and then. dial someone else and you couldn't stop. it from doing it I restarted kept doing. it so I had to order a phone from Apple. it was I was on Lanai it's a small. island okay it took like three days to.

get me a phone but during that three. days I felt so much better I had the. same thing happen I was the Denver. Comedy Works a few years ago the same. thing my phone just crapped out and I. had like two days without it and you're. like this is amazing yeah I was like a. normal person again and I was with my. family so I knew where everybody was was. we were all hanging out together so it. was like normal and I was like oh my God. this is such a better way to interact in. life and then as soon as I got my phone. I went right back to it yeah it's hard. not to I was just listening to a thing.

too some I don't know psychologist guy. or something was talking about boredom. like what you feel when you're bored. like we need to feel that and that. evolutionarily was like. basically you'd be out hunting and then. no animals were coming by and so you. felt boredom and that was your brain. your body telling you like hey go do. something else productive go get berries. yeah or go [ __ ] sleep or whatever. where we need that to go oh you know. what I should do is something else but. instead of feeling that we just go. straight to the phone it's also one of.

the ways you come up with your best. ideas right you know when you're just. bored and thinking and then you know. you're stuck in a waiting room somewhere. with no magazines and then next thing. you know like I used to have some of my. best ideas on airplanes because I would. be stuck on the airplane I couldn't go. anywhere yeah and back when there was no. Wi-Fi on airplanes all I had was a. notebook yeah it was nice the subway was. like that in New York too before when I. first moved there you would have a 45. minute ride home just with your thoughts. same thing exactly yeah and we missed.

that for whatever reason we didn't think. that was valuable because the. entertainment that you get off a tick. tock or Twitter or any of that stuff is. so much better well now you also have. the feeling that I can be productive all. the time and in react in reality it. makes you less productive but you think. I can work which is one of the problems. they talk about with people working from. home now is there's no more clocking in. and clocking out you wake up and you. immediately start so you end up working. more. maybe or you [ __ ] off a lot right caught. jerking off right about that that too.

but there's there's a lot of uh pros and. cons to working from home the pros would. all apply if you have discipline you. have discipline like why do you need to. be in an office if you have work that. you can get done without other people. but don't we need the dopamines the eye. contact the bumping into people. sometimes you do but it depends what you. do right like if you're an author you. want silence right right you don't have. to be in a [ __ ] office with a bunch. of people if you're an author you want.

to be able to sit alone and just think. sure you'll sit alone and come up with. ideas but my father's been working from. home he [ __ ] hates it he misses being. on the train and bumping and he's like. an introverted guy but you know going hi. Sue how do you do or whatever right we. need those interactions dude I hate to. tell you this I have to piss again piss. again I'm so sorry piss in my mouth I. don't care I took a big IV back today. I'll be right back. hey. we're back this is like a dream to me. because I piss a lot so every time you.

have to piss I'm like this is beautiful. yeah usually I'm pretty good usually I. can hang in there for a few hours but it. gets hot it gets hard when I do the IV. and also before I did the IV I did the. sauna and when I go in the sauna I drink. a big [ __ ] Hydro Flask filled with. water like a 64 ounce right I hit the. steam today I'm a big steam room guy. yeah like steam it's not I like both I'm. awesome I prefer the sauna because I. think it has more benefits because it. gets hotter oh really the steam's like. 120 degrees Yeah Yeah Sonic it's like I.

do 185. that's is that healthy yeah it. seems to be for me I mean yeah I don't. have a problem with it but I built up to. it I do 20 minutes at 185 I used to do. 25 but 20 seems to sometimes we'll still. do 25 but especially if I've done the. cold first see I find I'm at the gym I. don't have my a personal sauna not yet. after this I feel like you never know. but um that was sarcasm but uh I feel. like the sauna at the gym is like 110 or.

something like that nah is it probably. warmer but I bet they don't jack that. sucker up too high they they probably. won't let it get up to like where I like. it. yeah I love the steam I love that yeah. as soon as you get in there you're. [ __ ] drenched and it's also just good. to get your your body reacts then it. cools it off and that's what produces. these uh heat shock proteins they're. really good for inflammation hot baths. are good for it too there's a lot of. different heat exposure is very good for. you but the the best at least in terms.

of like the amount of studies that have. been done the best work has been done on. the dry sauna not even an infrared soda. which also has some benefits but the dry. sauna they did this study in Finland. that showed over 20 years people that. use this sauna four times or more a week. showed a 40 decrease in all cause. mortality wow Strokes heart attacks. cancer everything and it's this. anti-inflammation effect they they. believe from the heat shock proteins.

because your body's just your body deals. with that this irritant like this this. thing this heat this pressure this this. like thing where your body has to react. to a very extreme condition right and in. doing so it creates these this. anti-inflammatory properties to kind of. protect itself and then when you get out. of there it just flushes. maybe I'll start doing more relaxed yeah. it's great. all right don't go sauna but it seems.

great too I like it feels good Steve's. good for your voice and your uh and skin. yeah I'm glowing yeah that's weird in. there it's [ __ ] foggy my uh buddy. a friend. a friend of mine and I we used to go to. uh 24 Hour Fitness in uh California and. one of the guys was the manager of 24. Hour Fitness they had just moved him. over from West Hollywood yeah and uh I. go uh. uh if we're. talking I go what part of West Hollywood.

yet he was the gayest part of West. Hollywood that's their 24 Hour Fitness. is he goes it's basically it was a gay. pickup Jim right and so they had to stop. guys from [ __ ] in the steam room and. like they it kept happening so they had. to like literally like have a guy. outside the seat. that's a big thing I go to Equinox and. it's the same thing they call it a gay. friend of mine told me that they called. the low self-esteem room because. everyone's in there blowing and [ __ ]. each other. imagine you're just a guy who goes in.

there to just get a steam and two guys. are sucking each other off I mean I do a. bit about it I mean I'm not going to. just do a bit here but like I feel like. I've never seen sex and I wonder I'm. like am I just like a [ __ ] dork that. they're like oh this guy's not cool like. everyone's put it away [ __ ] this. idiot's here maybe it's a special thing. that only happens like one every three. days well maybe like a Monday Wednesday. Friday schedule it might be at night too. but I go for sure every once in a while. I have like access to all the Equinox. occasionally I'll go to the one in. Chelsea and I think that's one of the.

big ones I've heard but I haven't seen. it is Equinox a 24-hour place no I think. it closes at I don't know 11 or midnight. or something I think it depends but I've. been going to the one here hitting the. steam room and that's just me but I when. I'm in there I am like is something. about to go down you never know because. I'd like to be asked I did have a guy's. flirt one time with me and uh he was he. was quite flirty it was nice because he. was complimenting my body which you know. I enjoy nice I wasn't gonna [ __ ] them. but I still was like thank you man I.

appreciate it yeah did he um ask if you. were straight no he didn't ask but he. was just like you have a nice little. body but I'm I think a straight married. man is the biggest get he can get I. think that's like if you're a gay guy to. [ __ ] a straight guy like a trophy bass. that's huge yeah it's like so it's like. a 15 pound bass I mean I was talking to. being of service I mean that's the. ultimate service that is the ultimate. service I could give someone that gift. yeah if you really believe in inclusion. and equity and. and helping out the lbgt community suck.

that guy off well my thing is uh and. again this is in my act and I don't want. to be the guy that comes on the. temperature is the deterrent like I. don't understand how you have sex in 120. degree room that is. a little too toasty for my. I like a thermostat like 68. it can be. done it depends on how horny you are I. mean I'm not denying it can be done but. imagine if you haven't had sex in weeks. and then all of a sudden you're alone. with your lady friend. with your wife in a [ __ ] sauna and.

she just moves that towel to the side. yeah and you were about to black out but. you power through I would enjoy that. yeah I mean and I I do occasionally do. squats I feel like if you can do squats. you can [ __ ] yeah maybe just open the. door of the sauna like okay we can do. this but let's let a little air in let. the steam out we'll just let a little. air in let the steam out and the cream. in hello folks hey. hey Lauren when did the term cream pie. come around I don't know because you.

just say that. you say cream pie and everybody knows. what you're talking about yeah all those. terms I don't know somebody it's it's a. fascinating thing somebody started all. those terms somebody was like we're. calling it this and those are the. ultimate viral things yeah I mean that's. that's viral before viral oh Wikipedia. about this there is yeah a Wikipedia a. cream pie Wikipedia oh [ __ ] pull it up. meanwhile they locked down Andrew. huberman oh my God there's a picture.

with the vagina and jizz coming out of. the vagina on Wikipedia that's beautiful. cream pie. internal ejaculation and typically. same-sex context as a breeding is a. sexual act commonly featured in hardcore. pornography in which a man ejaculates. inside his partner's vagina or anus. without the use of a condom resulting in. visible seeping or dripping of the scene. of semen from the orifice and they show. you a photo for an example like.

pornography. on Wikipedia who [ __ ] would have. imagined and they have a description of. what the photo is semen flowing out of a. woman's vagina look at this internal. ejaculation shots are a comparatively. recent development of development like. it's a [ __ ] it's a feature in the new. technology compared to the recent. development of pornography they are not. found in early pornographic films the. use of the word cream pie describes such. scenes originated in U.S pornography in.

the early 2000s and is found in usages. early as the beginning of 1999. you're. gonna party like it's 19.99. [Music]. in straight pornography sexual. activities often followed by a facial a. pearl necklace or other visible. ejaculation cream pie seems depart from. heterosexual pornographic convention in. favor of a depiction that more closely. mimics sexual activity as performed in. ordinary life they have been called the.

counter image of facials like [ __ ]. there's like theories this porn Theory. well how bizarre you ever eat your own. cream pie. what do you think. [Laughter]. I know I have a friend who said uh he's. done it many times and this is a often I. often debate this with people it's one. of my favorite topic of conversations. with women where he claims the women. were all into it he said he's done it.

seven or eight times and they were all. into it and I claim they are lying or or. humoring him because I've asked many. many women and the women I've asked and. maybe I hang out in more conservative. sexually conservative circles but all. the women I've asked were like I would. be tremendously off put by that. um. yeah that seems that seems super unusual. the dude just goes down there and. munches on his own jizz yeah don't you. find I mean I'm not interested in eating.

uh jizz particularly but. don't you feel like right after you come. I have never felt less sexual that's. what's crazy to me is that after you. come you're still interested in like. doing something [ __ ] naughty maybe. it's a Coke thing. maybe meth thing or an Adderall thing. you know I'm saying like a speedy thing. because that's one of the things that uh. my friend used to tell me when James. gonna throw up over there I had a friend. that smoked crack and uh when he smoked. crack he would just always want to jerk.

off and [ __ ] I was like really he goes. yeah you're always just trying to jerk. off even if you're not horny you just. keep going it's weird yeah it's funny. when I was on uh Tom's podcast he was. talking about when losing Jamie I just. read the end of the article last last. paragraph internal ejaculations followed. by images of semen dripping from the. anus are sometimes depicted in bareback. gay pornography where they are referred. to by the term breeding or reverse money. shot breeding is sometimes followed by.

felching and which involves sucking the. semen from the partner's anus holla at. chaboy your friend he's a felcher well. that's from the anus though I think it's. from the butt it's belching yeah. I think he was like titting or whatever. whatever it was off the tits which is oh. that's even grosser yeah oh that's even. more disgusting no that's less gross. than out of the [ __ ] I guess yeah. yeah.

because [ __ ] is better than coming [ __ ]. yeah I guess but you just licking [ __ ]. off tits and she's watching you and he's. that's weird yeah that's a weird thing. letting out Different Strokes for. different folks you know yeah. absolutely I mean you're not hurting. anybody. no but I do don't you think these women. are being kind. by being like Oh I like that it depends. on the kind of women I mean he might be. dating like crazy tattooed up [ __ ]. psychos well I'm sure there's women that.

are like please do this for me eat that. jizz off my tits baby no what if your. wife was like Joe I would really. appreciate it I'm into this please this. is what I need this is my bucket list. would you think about it. what do you think. I think no but I like to pose questions. no the [ __ ] out that's a crazy you'd. have to be negotiating like what do I. get out of this. right what do I get to do if I do that. or what do you do if I do that right and. I don't need anything.

is there any yeah is there an answer to. that yeah there's no answer that would. [ __ ] fit I mean that's the question. right how much would you have to pay to. eat your own jizz. or how much would you have to get paid. to eat your own jizz like if someone. says would you eat your own jizz you're. like no would you eat your own jizz for. two billion dollars yes. 100 yeah because it wouldn't take that. long. no it's fine it's like Fear Factor I. mean it's kind of like a just you know. squeeze your nose Okay so anybody with.

me anybody that says they would never. eat jizz. I would never eat my own jizz but not. even for two billion dollars not even. for two billion dollars well then you're. an idiot because what do you like. working I like doing something you don't. want to do I do it for 800 bucks I mean. if you yeah that's 800 bucks you didn't. have and how long is it going to take. you if you do it quick and just [ __ ]. put your nose to the grindstone you. could probably lick that jizz up in a. minute. one minute of suffering for 800 800 a. month less than a minute I feel like so. oh is this gonna be like a glass of jizz.

videos that was Fear Factor oh yeah dude. I'm literally one of the only people. that got fired from a job in Hollywood. because people had to drink jizz. Le yeah usually it's horses in Hollywood. that's how you get a job and this is I I. got fired because people had a drink. Donkey Kong I encouraged them oh my God. guys and girls. now would you rather eat donkey come or. your own cup my own I know what I'm. eating donkeys are probably [ __ ]. filled up with antibiotics and.

crazy medications yeah make them grow. quicker or something who knows the [ __ ]. they're giving those donkeys yeah Santo. corn your own [ __ ] is less weird than. someone else's for sure but then you. think oh I mean again I I think this is. being are we being bad people because. most women we know and gay men we know. have eaten come and they're very nice. people they're good for them doesn't. mean you have to do it I'm not saying I. absolutely vaccinated you should get. vaccines I'm not saying we have to do it. I'm saying should we be pretending it's.

so not pretending but projecting out. that it's so horrible because many. people do it no we're stating our. opinion on what it is like to us you're. allowed to not want to eat your own jizz. good but I just don't want to say it's. gross I don't care for it it's you it. doesn't mean it's gross to everybody. that's a good sushi is also gross to me. but well there's I was gonna bring that. up there's certain types of sushi where. they use semen sacks ooh I've had that. semen sacks yeah yeah yeah there's. there's there's certain kinds of like. real it was a really high-end sushi. place in La and they had all these wacky.

sushis and one of the things they had. was like it was like fish semen sacks oh. sounds like a department store same. insects it does sounds like something. that would be smashed and grabbed oh you. see one of those Instagram videos dudes. with masks on running out with purses. and [ __ ] yeah. um yeah what is it see if you can find. what that is Scirocco I should ask. Phillip Phillip Franklin Lee it's called. Scirocco it's popular in Japan. yeah there it is okay I consider myself. a pretty adventurous.

yeah does it say exactly what it is yeah. yeah does it describe it yeah fish sperm. yeah it's the Melt the Milt or sperm. sacks of male Cod serve both raw and. cooked form in restaurants all over. Japan yeah I had that. that's not uh yeah that's not my scene. I've had whale I've had whale and deer. and sushi but never come you compared. whale to Deer that's hilarious well I'm. saying those are unusual foods that. don't get eaten that often deer's pretty.

usual Venice no not in America what I. mean you eat it right but that's not. like if you go to [ __ ] there's a lot. of restaurants that serve really a game. yeah elk tenderloin you've never seen. that on the menu at a restaurant I'm not. saying I've never seen it but they don't. have it at Burger King they don't have a. chili you go to like the Outback they're. not gonna do like do you want Arby's is. that right yeah Arby's at a venison. sandwich we have the meats right but. it's rarer than a cheeseburger steak had. that right didn't Arby's have a venison. sandwich I'm not imagining that this.

could be your dancing mustache guy. didn't they. oh yeah okay 2017 bringing back their. popular crazy popular venison sandwich. mistake hey I could be wrong yeah they. have a big game Burger they've just. launched hey there you go. um I don't think deer whales unusual. yeah yeah both were in Norway it was. reindeer does that make a difference. yeah reindeers Caribou okay yeah it's a.

different animal oh it's a different. animal it's literally what was on. Santa's [ __ ] sled all right well I. had reindeer you know the difference. between a reindeer and a caribou is no a. reindeer is in the Jensen area a caribou. is wild oh okay same animal I literally. thought there's gonna be like a street. show like a kid's popsicle stick joke. when they call it a reindeer it's when. they're they're captive. because they they can domesticate them. and they even ride them that's fun yeah. there's this dude that I had on the. podcast who won alone Jordan Jonas.

really cool guy you ever see alone no. but I know about it I just heard about. it his episode was amazing he shot a. moose with a bow and arrow and then a. wolverine was stealing the moose and he. killed the Wolverine with a hatchet holy. [ __ ]. it's a crazy [ __ ] show but he had a. massive Advantage going into that show. because he had spent time living with. tribal people in Siberia wow like he had. spent time with all these folks that. they ride around on these Caribou or. reindeer right that's yeah they.

domesticate them that's [ __ ] crazy. yeah see if you can find some of those. photos. they also kill him and eat them you know. it's kind of it's kind of interesting. it's like they have this very strange. relationship with them but they they. Revere them because it's a you know. massive part of their survival but. they've managed to domesticate a deer. species which I don't think there's. other deer species that are domesticated. like that to the point where you can. ride them this is reindeer are the only. deer species to be wildly domesticated.

ah there you go are there wild horses. still like the other places this horse. is just [ __ ] running around yeah yeah. see look at these people riding [ __ ]. caribous no she's not crazy hell yeah so. that's a I mean that's not even like a. bread down you know like a husky used to. be a wolf that's an actual caribou and. that's a big one they can [ __ ] you. feed them and you can ride them. which is crazy and where have these. people heard them. um this was in Siberia where he did it I. don't know where this is right here.

mostly that area click on that that big. picture with the article below it. reindeer writers historically. semi-nomadic people in several parts of. the world of domesticated reindeer. that's uh. Mongolia wow so it's in Mongolia I know. it's in Siberia yeah there you go. Mongolia Siberia northern Europe perhaps. in Norway not wild. so this dude uh he lived with those. folks.

so like that's a hard Scrabble life you. know so he had a massive Advantage being. alone and he was good with the bow and. arrow so when he killed a moose he had. food for like six months so that's. that's different than this Naked and. Afraid also is that's a similar yeah. that shows more exploitative this is. people with actual skills and survival. and they give them a limited number of. tools like this guy was allowed to have. a few tools right you're allowed to have. one of these one of that one of those. and then you have to build shelter you. have to find food you have to do all. these different things my friend uh.

James Patterson a comedian he came up. with a good show idea that I think is is. good don't say it on here so I won't. steal it you think but it's already said. we have a Time stamped. can I not say because it's pretty good. I forgot unless you want to go to court. I've credited him and fight those. weasels No One's Gonna Take This you. know the end of the wild you know that. book yeah John krakauer my favorite book. of all time good book love cracker you. ever have him on he's a fascinating guy. I've never met him but uh his books are. amazing but anyways he uh you know.

Christopher McCandless it turns out he. was quite close to civilization or. whatever yeah really close and uh my. friend James had an idea that they. should we should take people put them. where he was. and they have to have sex consensual sex. with a woman within 72 hours. so they have to get out of there but. once they're out that's not the whole. show then they have to then they have to. hook up shower up and hook up with a. woman. God that's pretty good you have a. survival show and a dating show combined.

you know what's funny if it was the. opposite if it was a woman and she had. to have consensual sex with a man it's a. [ __ ] home run. but that's quite easy isn't that amazing. she could just it's just different the. desirability of men versus female is. quite amazing. is it desirability or the the need to. [ __ ] like a man will will [ __ ] anybody. is it because women are more desirable. women are more vulnerable because if. they [ __ ] they might have to carry that. guy's baby around with them so.

genetically they're more reluctant to. breed unless they know you better unless. you're right you know good point yeah. but isn't that a fun show I'm not saying. it's the greatest show here I mean it. might be fun if you hate it it's not my. idea it was my friend it might be fun. what was the show MILF Manor. where the ladies brought their sons and. the sons banged all the other MILFs I. don't know but I want to be part of it I. mean that's the show I gotta talk to my. agent isn't that what it was called was. it MILF Manor or MILF Island I remember.

we were watching a preview before the. show actually came out we were. predicting what what the [ __ ] was going. down on MILF Manor but I never watched. it. I'm about to have sex with a MILF my. wife is meant to be a mother and I'm. gonna have sex this guy I haven't had. sex with a mother and when is she about. to like that like three weeks from now. wow that's crazy this is my last two Raw. I'm out there we're going it's all. happening you're gonna love it yeah I'm. very excited I think it'll be great yeah. you're gonna love it it's a life changer.

that's for sure yeah of course. perspective enhancer you know it's uh. it's gonna be wild yeah I'm excited I'm. looking forward to I think it'll be fun. you were just gonna hear is it a boy or. a girl it's a boy. worries then yeah it's gonna be I mean. I've the girls here and on your material. about you like not liking your balls. played with yeah I mean all this stuff I. mean but my son's gonna hear all this. yeah but he's gonna go me too Dad yeah. what the [ __ ] are they doing down there. good point it is nice but yeah there's.

crazy how many it's weird to think of my. father if there was like 4 000 hours of. my dad just talking about women he's. [ __ ] and what he likes sexual and. eating gum like yeah and whether or not. you would eat come for a million dollars. I need to come for eight hundred dollars. I mean how crazy is the idea of you. hearing your parents talk about eating. [ __ ] out of somebody's [ __ ] and you're. like what the [ __ ] maybe in the future. that won't be scary at all I guess not. but it's it's wacky it is whacking and. also that your son is gonna be like this.

is how you made a living and you're like. yeah pretty good one. they might be like wow I don't want to. work either. do you think that it would be as easy to. grow up in a loving household and be a. funny comedian though. I think it's probably. doable I'm sure there are people I mean. I feel like you know Ted Alexander you. know that comedian one of the best. comedians ever it's like one of my. favorite comics and he seems to come. from a very good home he's talked about. his parents he's very family oriented.

and and just a a community guy he seems. very normal to me and he's hilarious. it's possible it's possible there's. there's the outliers because I mean you. can come from a very loving and silly. family right you know what I mean like. your family was very. fun and we're all together telling. stories and and fun and silly but the. point was what I was gonna try to get to. is is there any stand-up comic who had a. kid that became a great stand-up comic. oh the kid becomes a comic.

um let me think I think Greg geraldo's. son is doing comedy is he good I've. never seen him I think he's I think he's. very new he's also probably gone through. a lot of pain of course it's a different. thing yeah. yeah almost like you're you're carrying. the mantle for your father who was a. great comic who else is uh is that the. word carrying the mantle. why does that sound so dumb right it's. carrying the man thing like mantle piece. well you don't carry a mantle mantle. piece is the place where you put the.

mantle yeah so mantle what is a mantle. it's like a monkey mantle isn't that the. top no that's the top of the fireplace. it's the mantle piece that's a mental. piece yeah. I think I only just known as the man. mantle uh told a specific role or. position along with any Associated. responsibilities and then what is mantle. peace mean. Google mantelpiece I think mantelpiece. is where you showcase your mantles.

I don't know what does mantelpiece mean. I don't know mantelpiece isn't. mantelpiece the the [ __ ] top of a of. a chimney you know like a fireplace. I thought that was just mantle Jamie. just Google mantelpiece. I don't even know how right do you know. how to spell are you playing dumb mantle. yeah so that's what it is so a mantle. piece is a structure wood marble or. stone above around the fireplace you. guys are acting like I'm crazy but I.

think just trust me and Google it next. time instead of like undermining my. confidence I was terrified like I'm not. sure if I'm supposed to be spelling. peace the way I like that I think to. spell it if it's two words if it's so. complicated Jamie how'd you get through. it I mean I've just but I think people. shortened it to mantle. um is that what it is. it mantle I've never heard anyone call. mantelpiece I've never even heard that. in my life well maybe it's because I did. construction a lot as a kid but it was.

always mantle bees I don't know I never. heard mantelpiece either but I'm not you. know I'm not fighting on it obviously. it's a thing you know um wood burning. stove wood burning fireplaces in the. house they're [ __ ] amazing right yeah. my parents have one it's one of the. worst contributors. to pollution. one of the worst if you're in a. neighborhood and everyone has a burning. fire of wood in their [ __ ] house yeah. it's just smoke everywhere it's like you. basically the town has a brush fire.

but I mean it can't be worse than a 747. flying across the neighborhood really oh. yeah it's worse oh yeah yeah forest. fires you remember when those forest. fires in Canada remember how bad New. York was yeah yeah that's real bad for. you sure real bad that's smoke right. burning wood smoke the jet is like up in. the sky and it's dispersed by winds it's. not good but you're not like getting it. in the face right yeah you're getting.

that smoke in your face man no it's. going up the [ __ ] flute. and into the sky no it's going up like. this and then it settles down everywhere. it's like a fog in the neighborhood. that's why you smell it everywhere it. just depends on how many fireplaces you. have how many CL how close the houses. are together but I was I never even. thought about it until like two years. ago I was reading this article about the. the amount of air pollution that comes. from wood burning stoves and I think it.

was California that outlawed wood. burning Stones I don't think you could. or wood burning fireplaces rather I. don't think you could build a new house. with a wood burning fireplace anymore in. California now what about campfires. those must be horrible too terrible. terrible terrible but campfires is like. there's one little fire and it's you. know hopefully you're [ __ ] smart you. know what you're doing it's not too. windy and you know how to make it in a. clearing and all that so you don't light. the [ __ ] whole Woods on fire right. but yeah it's not good.

you know the real bad things obviously. forest fires forest fires wildfires when. those things get going like entire towns. are blanketed with smoke for weeks yeah. it was crazy I mean I was in New York. earlier this summer or spring I think it. was summer and it was [ __ ] wild you. couldn't see the buildings the weird. thing was it was like an orange color. yeah everybody was speculating what are. they burning that was when the tinfoil. Hatters were talking about like there's. a bunch of chemicals that were missing. from some train you know do you know. about that story there's some toxic.

chemicals that were missing like they're. burning the toxic chemicals up in Canada. no I didn't I missed I don't get a lot. of the good conspiracy theories how come. baseball talks in your head I'm all. baseball I'm scoring a baseball baby I. like to live a nice innocent life just. for you cruising along good for you. writing bits watching watching sports. the sky's orange for whatever reason who. cares well because the sun is behind it. the sun and the smoke so it makes orange. the sun is orange I've colored.

um it's a big I've never seen that well. it's yellow whatever I've never seen. forest fires that orange the sun's not. yellow it's chicken. it's white Bob Dylan it's white what is. the sun yeah yeah it's a it's what. you're getting through the blue of the. sky and all the that's what makes it. look yellow well whatever that's another. conspiracy theory but the um that orange. smoke show me some photos of what that. looks like the the smoke that was in New. York City because it looks crazy orange. like like almost like.

yeah you're like you're burning Cheetos. but isn't the sunset is orange so the. sun's setting and you got smoke and so. it becomes orangey. maybe but I don't think it was during. sunset that this was happening so what. do you think like people ran down and. threw chemicals in the fire no I think. it might be just the whatever the kind. of wood that's burning what kind of you. know what's getting burnt I don't know I. don't I really have no idea all right. you ever see how many [ __ ] trees are.

in Canada. there's a lot of trees there's like. something that's what it looks like some. amount of billion trees so this is 1 30. p.m 1 45 p.m 2 p.m that's unusual dude. yeah that's not just the sun that's. unusual whatever the [ __ ] that is that's. very unusual for it to look like that go. to go to the last part of the frame. Jamie. so this is what it looks like as it. blows in at 11 30 12 30 1 15 1 30. 145.

like right there stop at two yeah that's. bad that's not normal no that's a dark. orange at 2 p.m so that's not like. sunset. it's weird. I mean I don't know why that smoke is. orange. but it's [ __ ] weird so that's when. the conspiracy theories come in right I. believe there's hundreds of thousands of. gallons mixed they're trying to poison. us depopulation. do you believe it.

no I don't believe it but I don't know I. mean I don't know if something else. burnt up there they're not telling us. about right I mean it's Canada. yeah you never know you trust them who. Canadians I trust the people I like. hockey I like the hockey too I like Jim. Carrey I like the people people are. awesome yeah they're the best there's. people running the country that are a. problem. I don't really know nothing we should. build a wall [ __ ] it let's do it build a. wall you got a lot of wood. if it catches fire though it'll be like.

so [ __ ] orange just make a ditch next. to the wood so the Fire doesn't spread. that's not bad. you know I love Canada and there's I. think there's I looked it up one time. because my father-in-law once said there. was like he knows there must be two. trillion trees in the world what do you. think the number is. um in the whole world yeah. hmm. I think he went High I believe it's less. than I'm going to say 1.7 trillion trees. I think it's like it's a total guess I. think it's in the billions I'm gonna say. it's like 400 billion trees I bet it's.

more than that. I think I remember but I also thought. [ __ ] that lady had a mustache. what is it 3.04 trillion wow it's more. oh maybe I see I knew he was off but. really he went low wow well maybe when. he said it it was that number I mean. this was like three years ago well this. is the thing this is the like this is. the crazy thing about this whole climate. change uh discussion and one of the. things that people conveniently like to. uh ignore this is the like one of the.

greenest periods. in recorded history. wouldn't you think like we're cutting. down all the trees and there's less. trees there's less green than ever. before right no carbon dioxide is food. for plants right and there's more plants. now than there there have been in the. last like 20 plus years what is the when. they say The Greening of Earth because. of climate change Google that like what. percentage more uh green is the Earth. today than. 50 years ago is that probably because.

there's more rain and [ __ ] or what more. carbon dioxide all right yeah literally. it's food for them but there's huge. forest fires all these places like. Greece that they didn't used to be yeah. but that was man-made that's this is the. other thing they keep talking about with. all this climate change stuff yeah. there's definitely been forest fires but. a [ __ ] ton of them are man-made a [ __ ]. ton of them are accidents. the one in Hawaii power lines fell over. it's a lot of it's bad maintenance the. the Hawaii one is definitely bad. maintenance they didn't chop down the. dry grass near the power lines they also.

need to bury power lines that's [ __ ]. stupid especially places you got high. winds bury your [ __ ] power lines you. know like look look what happened and. the United States should take care of. that too by the way right and then. there's also uh Forest management like. you're supposed to go into these forests. and take out all the dead wood right. controlled Burns and all that [ __ ] yeah. but they have to take it out they remove. it and it's valuable they can do stuff. with that wood right so they need to log. the dead wood out of the forest and they. need they're these are like.

they were talking about that during the. Trump Administration and he was blaming. some of the fires they were having in. California on poor. um. poor management of the forests. and and then I was like that sounds like. a ridiculous thing and I talked to a guy. who's actually works with wildlife. biology and it's like it's it's really. critical to do right like that's why. they do control burns that's why they do. get rid of you know dead wood like if. you don't do it and then you have. something comes in like a the bark.

Beetle and it kills like a giant. percentage of the trees carbon dioxide. fertilization Greening Earth study finds. from a quarter to half of Earth's. vegetated lands have showed significant. Greening over the last 35 years largely. due to the rising levels of atmospheric. carbon dioxide according to a new study. published in the Journal of nature. climate change in April of 25. um April 25th rather. international team of 32 offers and 24. institutions in eight countries led the.

effort which involved using satellite. data from NASA's modern moderate. resolution imaging spectometer oh that. sounds cool and the National Oceanic and. Atmospheric Administration Advanced very. high resolution radiometer instruments. to help determine the leaf area index or. amount of Leaf cover over the planet's. vegetated regions The Greening. represents an increase in leaves on. plants and trees equivalent in an area. to two times the continental United. States great yeah.

they don't say that because they say. that then people go well boy it was not. butter it's not good. shut up climate change is bad and you. need to go electric are you not scared. of climate change and all the high. temperatures and all that [ __ ] the. storms and the fires and all that. business I'm always concerned about. weather because it's unpredictable right. and the thing about climate change. is there's for sure humans are affecting. it to deny that seems crazy we're. [ __ ] burning fossil fuels but also.

it's never been stable like ever in. history right the history of the earth. it's always done this crazy [ __ ] and. there's been massive ice ages where we. weren't burning nothing and then there's. been like the dinosaur times where it. was way [ __ ] hotter and there's been. times on Earth where there was no ice in. the polar caps and there's been times on. Earth where there's way more and half of. North America was covered at over a mile. of ice right so it'll be all right I'm.

scared of ice ages dude no we'll be fine. yeah maybe but that's the thing to be. scared of really yeah yeah I feel like I. I hear a lot more concerned scientists. about. you know Heat tonight yes right because. that's the uh subject du jour that's the. thing you worry about more than. terrorism right but this isn't I'm not. talking like NBC I'm talking like NASA. [ __ ] Stephen Hawking I know he's dead. but you know I don't think he was on the.

climate change thing he was he's paying. attention much more to the whole. universe I think but he was worried. about it I think I heard him mention it. somewhere or I'd hear him but you know. look if the Earth gets warmer it is a. concern. um. but if the Earth gets cooler that's a. concern too it's just like life on Earth. is like insanely unpredictable. you know and uh they definitely need to. figure out what kind of effect we're. having on it but they need to be like. completely honest about what they know. and what the data shows and what the.

problem is and how to fix it right for. sure the pro there's a pollution problem. for sure like the fact that we ignore. what we're doing in the ocean is crazy. yeah that's what I always thought it's. like even if you're like not concerned. with climate change it's like well. aren't you interested in making the air. cleaner in the water I mean shouldn't we. be have a cleaner place to live 100 that. should be everybody's concern like to. eliminate pollution. but yeah I was my buddy lives in um in.

Seattle and there was at one point they. have this huge Park I have many huge. parks there but there was one park in. particular Lincoln Park and they were. gonna cut down like 80 trees and all. these environmentals people were going. crazy and like stop it and they were. chaining themselves and they were like. no no where where Forest people we need. to get rid of these for whatever reason. that's beyond me but they were like. There's 7 000 trees in this park we're. getting rid of 80 because they're. whatever problematic I don't know the. science behind it they're like we're not. building a parking lot we're not just.

chopping down and building a skyscraper. like we know what we're doing well these. idiots are gluing their hands to monkey. bars yeah other guys in the US Open they. glued his feet did you see that guy you. see the guy who did it on a Formula One. Track no it glued his hand to the ground. to the track to stop the race it's and. they just ripped his hand off the. [ __ ] concrete they couldn't do it and. then this guy just grabs him and rips. his hand off and you see the guy. it's like a home alone no I haven't seen. it but it is it's like we were talking. about earlier it is people that think.

they're doing the right thing but. they're really just losing people from. the cause because you're like well why. are you interrupting my [ __ ] tennis. match it makes me want to go spray. [ __ ] let my car run all night well. they're just people that this is their. Quest you know this is the thing that. gives them value this is the thing that. makes them feel like they're they're. useful in the world right to run out. onto the tennis court and stop the match. because we've got a climate change yeah. they're just crazy people man and. they're they're co-opted by this. movement because that's funny because. the US Open is like 80 of people take.

the 7 train there. it's actually quite a green event yeah. and all the people that are green. activists flew there in a private jet. right right. it's all Bonkers but they think they're. helping yeah they asked Bill Gates about. that I think the overall good that I do. is. okay that I drive a private jet right. the overall good that I do for climate. change. you're very good at Impressions and. voices you don't get enough credit.

you had a good Trump earlier you did. some other little British boys they're. just half decent I can only do a few. voices legitimately I don't have a good. range. I can do a Yoda yeah. whoa you can do that one holy [ __ ]. you're just sitting on this challenge. yeah that one's easy and Miss Pig if you. can do Yoda you can do Miss Piggy. similar Frank Oz. um. this is very impressive. you got a Chewbacca.

I mean this is unbelievable this is. Chewbacca is an easy one though. Chewbacca was the most Preposterous. creature in all of Star Wars because. here you got this giant monkey thing. with fur covering over his dick like why. is he no furry thing has fur covering. its dick but he conveniently is [ __ ]. also he's got no pants on and he's got. the hairiest ass of all time like how.

does he [ __ ] and how does he wash it off. and how does he take that bare ass and. sit down the cockpit it's a good point. he should have a pair of shorts you. should have a diaper on like what he. can't even talk what is he he's a Wookie. he's a Wookie right he's a big Wookie. where's his [ __ ] where are they storing. is he does he use the regular bathroom. on the [ __ ] Millennial it's a. 90-minute movie. I want answers though like what you're. what if you're sitting on that [ __ ]. same seat that Chewbacca was just on. with his crusty ass I wouldn't like that.

my buddy just had another my friend Matt. Wayne who I mentioned earlier had. another point he has like bullets across. his chest like he's got chandelier he's. got like shotgun shells why why does he. have a gun it's a bandolier so it's a. thing that contains cartridges if you. look at the bandolier their cartridges. for his his rifle but it's late they're. all shooting lasers yeah but no one. else's car probably has it probably has. power for the it's a good point yeah no. one else has that but they have pistols. and doesn't he have a rifle they have. pistols but they're like yeah he has a.

rifle but so those things are cartridges. they look like cartridges to me yeah oh. that's interesting they're different so. that one on your right Jamie that looks. like a a costume that you buy that looks. fake what is that. yeah maybe maybe he wears different. stuff in different movies yeah maybe he. does not what it looks like to me the. the flat things is what it looks like to. me. yeah maybe it's a bad point he's got a. crossbow that's ridiculous no this is. too modern that's not Chewbacca that.

looks like AI stuff yes it does that. looks like AI stuff did he have a kind. of a crossbow now I'm thinking he kind. of did no he doesn't think he kind of. did I think he got a crossbow that like. shot lasers get the hell out of here he. didn't have a crossbow yeah no I think. he did yeah. so it didn't pull back like a bow but. there was like something like he didn't. have to like reload it with every shot. but I think what did it do. yeah see he had a [ __ ] cross no none.

of these here is the original yes it is. look at he's in like Michigan right. there this house is back there all the. toys yeah they're ice fishing there you. go over here a bow Caster combines. traditional craftsmanship with Galactic. technology oh see firing metal Coral. enclosed and plasma energy yeah it does. say it appears in Star Wars four so. that's why he's got those things around. his waist or his shoulders rather it's. all been thought through.

[Music]. the first movies man were [ __ ] a mate. when I was a kid when Star Wars came out. I think we saw it like 13 times it was a. thing with me and my friends like how. many times can you see Star Wars yeah. let's scrape up some money go see Star. Wars the Return of the Jedi is really. silly. I don't remember the wookies like beat. the [ __ ] Imperial Army with like. rocks and stuff they're like throwing. sticks at them and they're like he walks. yeah he walks yeah he walks they're the.

cute lookies yeah it was really silly. they're like rolling logs and the. [ __ ] yeah the the they're all the. emperor whatever the [ __ ] did you like. Avatar I hated Avatar really yeah I just. thought it was so heavy-handed and I'm. not a big. cartoony well purple things blue people. blue people and it just felt very like. we're fighting the war for the thing. under the ground. which you know I was against Iraq war.

but it felt so like oh. yeah the war. I loved it me too I'm like whatever you. like I like no I mean I I know that but. that's a suspension of disbelief and. it's a comic book movie essentially yeah. I'm just not that's not my scene I love. comic book movies I love like the. Avengers and the Hulk and Spider-Man and. all that stuff they're fun but I grew up. as a kid reading comic books right when. they became legitimate like when I was a. kid I was really into comic books and. the only thing you could get was like. the Spider-Man cartoon on TV there was.

no like real there was the Incredible. Hulk when it became a TV show later. but there was nothing like the Avengers. there's not like these movies there was. only Superman and Superman to me was. like DC Comics and DC Comics were like. back before you know there was a. typewriter. there was something about the their. superheroes they just didn't appeal to. me they they were more like 1950s. superheroes whereas the the Marvel. Comics to me where they were like way.

more complex way like like Phoenix from. the X-Men like she was basically a God. and there was just there was like so. many inches like Dr Doom and [ __ ] uh. Doctor Strange the Silver Surfer they. were cool yeah they were different kinds. of superheroes I get it you know yeah. you were a gay kid that's cool that's. cool you changed and you evolved no I. just never I like the Christopher Nolan. Batmans oh yeah those are fun I like.

those a lot those are good who's your. favorite Batman who's the best Batman. I I really like Christian Bale I mean I. love Keaton I mean I grew up with Keaton. that was exciting but Christian Bale I. really he's the most believable Batman. yeah he's just a world-class actor and I. liked his [ __ ] Batman voice he's. Batman voice but he's also jacked he was. the first Batman to be jacked yeah no. he's great and those [ __ ] movies rule. I was just talking about I just. rewatched Dark Knight on the plane and. his Ledger is like unrecognizable in. this that movie and he's so good that he.

actually feels like because you can't. see any Heath Ledger in him yeah it. feels like that's a [ __ ] weird entity. thing yeah like the bat the Tim Burton. one you're like oh there's Jack. Nicholson with makeup on right the Heath. Ledger one it feels like a [ __ ] weird. guy walking Phoenix is the scariest one. because that one's the most realistic. the most probable. yeah and the weird thing is like when. that movie came out it was before. Society fell apart right and then that.

movie showed like this ultimate collapse. of society the rebellion of the. underclass taking things down and. burning to the ground in this one. [ __ ] Maniac leading the charge very. antifa right right and then all that. stuff started happening during the. George Floyd riots and the chaos in the. streets and when bricks would just show. up on the corner of streets and people. would be throwing them through windows. and the cops would stand by when people. are looting things we'd never seen in. our life it was very joker-esque and. that dude was an amazing Joker he looked.

[ __ ] insane in that movie well he's. another just [ __ ] incredible actor. but there's like three Jokers now right. now there's like the Joaquin Joker and. then there's Jared Leto and then there's. the new one for the new one the Batman. the last scene who's the new Joker that. actor who's great he's in um killing of. a sacred deer which [ __ ] rules yeah. that's that's the most complex character. is the the heath leather Heath Ledger. Joker in the Joaquin Joker those are the.

I mean those are wild. what's his name he's fantastic can we. see this I haven't seen this. I think it's a deleted scene it says I. want to respect it. who's the Batman here Robert Robert pens. oh that's right. I thought you'd be curious.

don't you. it's a long scene. they barely show his face I think. they're saving him for the second movie. oh interesting because they just tease. it at the end of the first one there. oh that's fun it looks good I like it. what's that actor's name. he's really good do you ever get into. those your ghost movies killing of a. sacred deer no oh you gotta check it out.

this guy he's a Greek filmmaker I don't. know how to say his last name your goats. you're gonna make me read no no I mean. he has a movie called Dog tooth that's. amazing and that is in Greek you have to. read that one but killing of a sacred. deer is um Nicole Kidman and uh Colin. Farrell what's this [ __ ] great really. like 2015 2016 maybe never heard of it. I'm gonna write it down so I watch it oh. you didn't watch it you would love it. it's a real. um Alicia Silverstone is in it killing. of a sacred deer yeah it's really [ __ ].

up it's uh there's some it's kind of. funny yeah that's the kid who's also the. Joker I think his name's Barry Keegan I. just saw it for a second. he's really good but it's a really. [ __ ] up disturbing uh movie this guy. yogas makes these really disturbing. that's amazing I've never even heard of. it oh it's awesome. yeah highly recommend. that's a fun poster. yeah check it out I don't know how to. say his name land themos he's got a new. movie coming out with Emma Stone that's. awesome you're a real movie buff huh I.

mean I'm a lover of movies I don't know. I don't know if I'm a buff do you think. you find yourself like wanting to create. your own yeah I mean we I did the movie. with Louie right but I mean like. from scratch yeah definitely I want to. do more I'm doing it I'm making a. documentary right now. um about a comedian named Tom Dustin a. buddy of mine that we're almost finished. with in fact I wanted to ask you I asked. Jamie earlier there's like a four second. CL he runs a club in Key West I think I. already talked about it here and we have. a clip from this show that's like four. seconds it's literally just you saying.

is there a club in Key West and Ari's. like yeah it's a small Club yeah I know. uh I know Tom Rhodes worked there I was. following him on Instagram and I saw he. was at Key West I was like oh that looks. like a fun place to go to yeah it's. [ __ ] great and my buddy Tom Dustin we. started together in Boston and uh we. were drunk and wild and I kind of got. sober went to New York and then he kept. drinking and went to Key West and it's. kind of the story of our little paths. and uh he's just a hilarious amazing. comedian and he owns the club he co-owns.

the club and runs it he emcees and books. it and uh he's living the Key West life. and uh he's a fascinating guy and he's. [ __ ] hilarious there's a bunch of. stand up in it and great stories how. often do they have to evacuate. I don't think that often really no I. don't have evacuated in a long time. hurricanes don't get them they do but. not that often every few years I think I. think they just wait out the storms they. have weird rules they can't build high. rises there and all that [ __ ] but can. they make hurricane proof houses every.

six years yeah there you go it's been a. while can you show me uh the clip let's. we'll win with that show me the the clip. from this documentary I haven't I don't. have it I don't have it yeah [ __ ] it's. on my phone. it's on your phone yeah yeah send it to. Jamie. um can you drop it to me or is it a link. let me see oh God I should have done. this before about it don't worry about. it if it takes too long we'll just edit. it I [ __ ] up don't sweat it at all. let me see if I can find it while you're. doing this let me just tell you how much.

fun it's been having you in town oh man. I enjoyed it I enjoyed it it was it's. cool it's one of the cool things about. com the uh the comedy mothership is when. people come through and hang out for a. few days and just it's just like every. week you know and these Comics that are. coming up they all get exposed to all. these brilliant like Colin was just here. and all the I didn't get a chance to see. him I was too busy but all the comics. were here were just raving about how. great he was and how much fun it was. yeah it said it was a master class he.

said he's just brilliant on stage well. Collins is the [ __ ] he's so. underrated it's like him and a towel are. so brilliant but yet do not promote. themselves at all. yeah I think it's getting better at it. but yeah he's truly a genie and that's a. guy that's just always giving and always. so thoughtful always takes calls from. Comics Colin yeah he's a sweetheart he's. always been a sweetheart. you know in that show that he did tough. crowd was really essentially one of that.

was one of the beginnings of podcasting. as well there's a few beginnings of. podcasting like the way we do it you do. it I do it and you know like all of our. friends you know whether it's legionist. skanks or Ari or it's just [ __ ] talking. guys getting together and [ __ ] around. and hanging out and that was what tough. crowd was yeah you got a bunch of comics. together and they would all start. [ __ ] with each other and roasting and. Patrice and Norton and it was awesome I. loved it I did it a couple of times but. every time I did I was like God I love. this it's like a [ __ ] amazing green.

room where there's cameras on you and. you're all just hanging out yeah Colin. really loves comics in the comic hang. more than anybody I mean he just is he's. pure and they really love him this is. the thing like nobody hates Colin no. have you ever heard anybody say a bad. thing about Colin Quinn I literally have. not never never never. but he's underrated and I think when. someone's that underrated it's up to us. to say if you have a chance go see that. guy again I've seen him in the past he's.

[ __ ] brilliant I haven't seen his new. set that he's doing but everybody that. was at the club was like universally my. friend Hassan he met Us online yeah yeah. it was hilarious he's hilarious and he's. a guy that's been it's been beautiful. watching him grow because I met him when. he was just starting out at the comedy. store and then all sudden he's an Ella. and it also needs you know working. getting up in LA and then he moves to. Austin and now he's getting up multiple. times a night like he's constantly. getting up because there's shows. everywhere there's shows all over the.

place out here yeah it's it's so it's. it's amazing watching people grow and he. said that when he saw Colin he said it. might be one of the best hours he's ever. seen in his life yeah no Colin just. keeps getting better it's really. unbelievable I just did a throw another. plug out there I have a podcast mindful. Metal Jacket I just had him on it and I. was asking him like he's gotten so much. it's called mindful Metal Jacket oh and. uh it's a I'm bad at night things that's. a good name but I just had him on and we. just talked about how what a creative. Outburst he's had in the last 10 15.

years what is he attributed to. um he just said he started organizing. better like really organizing his stuff. and working towards having like all. right this special is going to be about. this thing and just organizing his. material and. um well he does kind of one-man show. type specials but with brilliant stand. up yes like it's like really funny it's. bits that are all organized on themes. yeah no he's just a brilliant guy and. just. the best guy off stage just super nice.

guy and but that's the thing it's like. it doesn't have any desire to be any. bigger no I don't think so all he's. doing is just working on great work but. that's also why his work is so great is. because he's he's just concentrating on. that which I think is awesome that's. like the most important part I can't. figure out how to say it don't worry. about it I was so excited no send it to. me later and I'll throw it up on. Instagram uh okay yeah it's gonna be. it's gonna be great though all right Joe. let's do the [ __ ] appreciate you thank. you can I throw my Special Olympics a.

brand new special enough for everybody. it's on YouTube and I got [ __ ]. demonetized for saying [ __ ] let's. [ __ ] go all right uh social media all. that stuff what is it at Joe list comedy. and then YouTube I got three specials on. YouTube three hours and three and a half. hours and go see him live very very. funny Where Are You Gonna Be Live next. um I'm at skank Fest I'm flying straight. to skank Fest now I literally have my. bags with me and then next weekend. helium October 5th through the 7th in. Philadelphia great room yeah so that's. one of my favorite rooms of all time.

yeah I love the city I love the room and. it's mostly sold so you know what's a. great yeah get in there you know what. else is a great room in Portland. Portland yeah I was just there oh it's. great great probably real good now it's. like doing stand-up in a war zone it's. [ __ ] weird I I went with a buddy. who's from Portland he took me to like. the neighborhoods that are still normal. because we're like losing that City it's. bad it's crazy all right thank you Joe. thank you bye everybody. [Music].

thank you. okay.