Joe Rogan Experience #2033 - Matt Rife

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day all right we're already recording. this let's go Matt R Let's Do. It show are you still in LA right now. technically yeah I'm home three days a. week or three days a month maybe you're. just constantly touring yeah it's a. dream come true man careful what you. wish for but long time coming you know.

well I don't know it's not careful what. you wish for it's just you just have to. learn how to manage this new thing now. it's great though it's not careful it's. [ __ ] awesome it's so much better than. it not working out for you oh absolutely. no if I could sleep like a normal human. being I think I'd be just fine yeah you. you were were just talking about that. you have serious insomnia have you done. anything to try to mitigate that have. you done have you taken melatonin have. you tried any herbal done all that stuff.

I've o ODed on melatonin dude I've taken. 30 milligrams in a night and you know. you build up a tolerance to melatonin. you have to stop using it for a little. while I mean I do have to smoke like. every single night to even have a chance. of falling asleep wow so you just like. get some of that be real indicia some of. that Cy Hill [ __ ] yeah dude until I just. am just deformed in bed and that puts. you out not really no dude it's insane I. can stay awake on on Xanax and. everything it's almost like so.

interesting if you picture like a like a. light switch to turn your brain off I. just can't it's like your switch doesn't. work no and I I think it's like after. thinking about it for years I think it's. the same mechanism in my brain that like. allows me to think quickly on stage that. allows that keeps my brain up at night. like I just think about anything it's. not even anxiety it's just anything it's. just frantic thoughts just bounce around. your head yeah anything from middle. school memories to like man it's crazy. how leaves are green and then Brown. sometimes it's just [ __ ] anything my.

dick is like please don't beat me again. like I've tried everything tried. everything I promise wow I know I know. it's it sucks cuz obviously I mean sleep. for as much as I work out like your. muscles don't get that time to recover. which means they can't build well and. your brain doesn't get that time to. recover your immune system suffers. everything suffers when you don't sleep. I've made like a really conscious effort. over the last year to get a lot of sleep. and I've [ __ ] it up quite a few times. with the club.

because there's been times with the club. where like at least three nights a week. when I'm performing you know I'm out. till 2:00 in the morning and generally I. wake up around 8 to start working out. and at you know at 8 it's like 6 hours. it's not quite enough like it's not even. 6 hours it's like 5 and a half and you. know I feel tired I look tired and I. just don't have as much juice and then. when I adjust and then get proper sleep. again so all a sudden it's. like like I feel like everything turns.

up to 10 again it's fascinating like I. feel a big difference like physically. feel a big difference like if that if. sleep was a supplement if I could take a. sleep supplement and it gives you that. feeling you get when you're like fully. rested oh my God you're just better. you're better everything works better. your brain works better you're you're. you can physically do more everything. works better I've heard yeah you got to. try it I don't think I've even been in a. REM sleep in 5 years dude oh that.

doesn't make sense you be dead I I feel. dead dude but you're not you feel alive. I've stayed awake for nine straight days. before what yeah I don't even think. that's possible I think the world record. is like 11 or 13 cuz I looked into it. because I genuinely started to get like. fearful for my own health do Jes CH do. you agree with having needing eight. hours cuz I've heard so many different I. don't think I don't think everybody. needs eight hours I just know I do. there's no way I could know what's going. on in other people's bodies you think.

it's Case by case yeah I think it's like. everything with Biology biology varies. so much by genetics and life experiences. you know what what have you done leading. up have you just been sedentary your. whole life or you been very active is. your body very fit or is your body like. riddled with problems like there's so. many and just genetics man they vary so. much some people are you know they have. no problem with 5 hour sleep and it. changes over time as well doesn't it. like didn't people evolve from sleeping. in like 4H hour increments or something.

like that I mean I'm sure they did I'm. sure they didn't get a chance to just. [ __ ] chill you know they were getting. eaten by cats yeah you know that's the. you know the the rub on people it's like. we still have these genetics that are. from 10,000 15,000 years ago when life. was very different and those are still. the same genetics and that's why we're. still looking for like tribal leaders. and [ __ ] we're looking for like a. president a prime minister we're looking. for like one person still leaders used. to fight in Wars dude yes and that was.

how we sort of figured out what to do we. went to the person who had experienced. the most not the person who's been paid. off the most not the not the person. who's like got the [ __ ] shadiest. Insider dealings with the party that has. the most influence oh I know godamn it. I'm so happy I take Zero part in any. politics whatsoever I'm the least. politically informed person you'll. probably ever meet and I know I'm taking. pride in naivity but well for your own. self-preservation that's probably a good. idea I've always said that like voting. like politics in this country is a lot.

like rooting on pro wrestling damn it. might make you feel better but I'm not. sure how much it affects the outcome. that's a very good point it seems like. at the very end of the day the same. people are getting all the money yeah. and don't think about it in terms of. whether or not you can vote in your. party you most certainly can and and. don't think about they most certainly. can enact social change and they can do. some good things and especially in. relationship with the Supreme Court and. a lot of other things but at the end of.

the day the real people that are running. the show are the people that are getting. these massive defense contracts massive. pharmaceutical contracts like the the. billions and trillions of dollars that's. being generated by various Industries. that's what's running the show that's. what's running the show man you're. speaking Mandarin Chinese right now. that's not it's not that that [ __ ]. old dude that keeps getting tripped by. ghosts he's not your leader are you a.

big ghost guy um I believe it's possible. I'm obsessed are you I I so really weird. side hobby of mine I go ghost hunting. I've been like around the world wow yeah. it's incredible what have you. experienced have you ever had like an. absolute moment where you're like oh my. God I'm in the presence of a. poltergeist. not still not a th% I've definitely. witnessed things that I cannot for the. life of me explain that have creeped me.

out the timing has been impeccable I've. seen things move that there's just no. [ __ ] way that they've moved I've. gotten answers back on EVPs but for me. it is one of those things I I do need to. see it isn't EVP like a radio though no. EVP is just a recorder it's a recorder. what is um what's that radio thing I'm. sorry then what is the one where they. where they like listen there's a bunch. of different my daughter's heavily into. this [ __ ] what does she watch heavily. Sam and kby you had them on right yes so. guys so I met these other guys there's. another Channel called the overnight.

Channel who are equally as popular as. Sam and Colby and they actually used to. work together then they I believe they. spit off into each do their own thing. but that's who I started going with so. I'm I'm I'm very familiar with those. guys so these kids they the Sam and Kobe. guys just went into The Conjuring house. I was just there maybe a month and a. half ago you went into The Conjuring. house by myself Joe okay do you believe. that there's something going on in that. house The Conjuring movies are [ __ ]. great by it's my favorite franchise they. are fun and there's so many of them they. they really did it right like if you.

want to be smart they branched off with. the nun they branched off with Annabelle. and I love the way they tie in the story. for each one to make it all one. chronological story it's genius yeah. I I will say I. wasn't I wasn't as scared as I've been. in a lot of places we've been there is. some kind of Solace to the house but you. get to know the history of it and it. just it does make sense that there would. be something here I mean it's on some. lay lines of water underground it's. there was war spot there there's.

apparently bodies buried on on the. property in the walls of of the um the. property structures and stuff there's a. lot of history that goes into it that. just makes for like kind of The Perfect. Storm for some creepy [ __ ] but I didn't. witness anything that was that insane. some items moved some some cars rolled. off of the children's dressers a couple. of times on que and that's that's the. one thing I do pride ourselves in these. videos is so often we get absolutely. nothing because we don't fake anything. so you only get to to see the highlights.

like there's so many times we'll go to a. place that is so notoriously haunted and. we'll be there for 10 hours and get. absolutely nothing and it sucks but that. makes when something does happen that. much more valuable it's so much more. impressive what do you think so do you. think a ghost is like a the soul of a. person that's left behind or do you. think the ghost is almost like space and. time because of a horrible. incident contain a memory and like that. memory is almost like it it like shows.

up in current times sometimes there's a. guy named rubert sheldrake I forget what. his uh field of study is but he had this. theory about uh things and he he. believes that objects contain memories. oh interesting it's not he's not the. only one that in animate objects yeah. that things contain memories and this is. one of the reasons why like people kind. of universally support this idea that if.

someone was murdered in a house you must. tell the people inform the people that. are about to buy it you have to tell. them hey somebody got murdered in this. house like maybe you don't maybe you. don't want to buy this house now does. the maybe you should think about it does. the potential owner have to ask that. information it's a good question um I'd. want to know yeah I think it's a good. question I think they should have to. inform you because there's something. about someone being murdered in a spot. that freaks us out M and this this is my.

question how you knew the conjured house. was haunted right so you go there with. this feeling and this expectation that's. what I always wonder about these things. like how much of how much of and this. isn't just imagining things this is like. the Mind itself seems to have some. unmeasured effect on the world yeah I I. think the way you think. has an unmeasured effect in terms of.

like this there's energy that you put. out there's connections you make with. people they're very very unmeasured and. you can manifest your own perception of. things for sure yeah so one my concern. is is like if you go into a place with a. pre-existing knowledge of ghosts like. you think ghosts are here you think. ghosts are real you have this thought in. your mind that you you maybe experience. a ghost in place that's haunted you're.

at this elevated level of. anticipation you're probably really. nervous and kind of freaked out and your. imagination starts firing up and I'm not. even saying that these people are lying. or that they're seeing things that. aren't there I'm saying maybe you make. things show up maybe you see memories. maybe you. experience some horrible energy that. existed in this spot 50 years ago 100. years ago that there's like ways you can. tune into that I could see that being.

possible but to me that's what's so. exciting about it is like you go hoping. for those solidified answers you're. you're going hoping to witness something. that you couldn't have possibly made up. but you know why I think that too is. like you never see him in the daytime. ghosts don't exist on the street yeah. but not outside they're never outside. that's a very good point that's my point. is like you're always trapped so you're. always in this like weird space like if. you had a wolf in your house you'd be. freaked out you want to get outside. right you don't wolf in the F it's a.

[ __ ] wolf in the house anytime you're. in a contained area your brain has this. heightened sense of like being trapped. in awareness and and how do you escape I. mean every horror movie is the same when. you got to get to the door get to the. door right everybody's trying to Fumble. with the keys and the Monsters chasing. them and they get it just in time right. that is a reoccurring theme in the human. mind you if you you're trapped in a. [ __ ] house with a killer or a ghost. or a wolf you know where that makes the.

most sense we did the USS Hornet up in. the Bay Area yeah and we had the whole. ship to ourselves which I was so excited. about cuz I love military stuff I love. history I was so excited to go there and. just witness it and they sent me by. myself on a b basically a game of. hide-and-seek where they I had to go. find them in the ship somewhere after I. had to like count to 100 by myself it. was the most terrifying place I've ever. been because if you've never been in. like the bowel of a ship it's so. unfamiliar like doorways don't look the. same you know you have to step over them. and everything there's so many pipes and.

everything sticking out it's such an. unfamiliar environment especially in the. dark it's terrifying you think I can't. possibly run away from something in here. it's too there's too many obstacles you. don't you don't you don't know if that's. a wall or a pipe or something PE peeking. around to like look at you it's [ __ ]. terrifying because of exactly that you. feel so trapped that totally makes sense. and I would imagine also the feeling of. being underwater that's an extra freak. out I didn't think about that but now I. have anxiety about I mean you're. literally if you're deep enough in the. ship you're under the water very good. point and somehow metal floats what the.

[ __ ] I don't understand it whatsoever I. just I just don't get it because of the. shape what yeah oh that to me has always. been like what yeah like a rock that. size would [ __ ] sink right I don't. know what's going on I'm too stupid to. figure out so confusing I I get a. fiberglass boat that makes sense but. they didn't have fibergl get a wood boat. that makes sense but GI one of those. battleships imagine if they had to make. battleships out of wood. dude that like we have battleships but.

they have to be out of wood [ __ ] yeah. let's go back to having a fight with. swords while we're at it as well do you. ever do Pirates of the Caribbean at. Disneyland I've been one time and it's. [ __ ] terrifying no dude scared of. everything I'm SC no I'm. scared I'm afraid of no living things. apparently okay not apparently not no. that the ride scares me cuz I I can. imagine if I was the only person in. there and you see those [ __ ] animated. figures in there by themselves that to. me is like a perfect scare movie it's. soep right like one of them would come.

alive yeah the um but what I was getting. to is there's a scene when you're going. down the river in the raft where these. two ships are shooting at each other. with cannonballs and it makes you think. about what the [ __ ] that would have been. like living back then oh you had to be a. you had to be a man you're on a wooden. thing floating around the ocean and. you're both shooting things that make. holes in the woods to sink them yep. you're around in the middle of thece. which would you rather had to like done.

in that situation would you rather rely. on the Cannons or would you hope they. get close enough you had to battle it. out hand to hand I like my odd's hand to. hand I don't trust the. ship both suck yeah they're not it. depends on numbers it depends on. experience have you had food lately you. know have you been starving for the last. week and a half and then all a sudden. you get hit by Pirates there a lot of. those guys like barely made it like they. they got across to land wherever they. were going in those ships back then and. they barely made people died on those.

things all the time oh yeah it's. impressive and also the ocean's [ __ ]. terrifying you ever seen the videos of. like these giant ships in the middle of. the ocean just getting vertical on these. waves that's terrifying and they were. just they their food was nothing it was. garbage they got scurvy they got all. kinds of diseases there was Rats on. board the rats were carrying fleas that. carry diseases like no I I don't think I. could have made it person I would have. stayed in England for sure and by the. time you get there you're so worn out.

like I don't know how long it takes by. sailboat to get from England to America. like how much how long does that take. was it just sales back then too [ __ ]. yeah there's no propeller wow I never. even registered that those people were. so gangster those people are so gangster. they didn't even know what was over. there they thought they were in India. that's so [ __ ] funny bro they thought. that they were in. India it's so wrong and they kept call. people the.

wrong call the wrong thing sailing from. New York City to London takes about six. nights and seven days depending on your. speed that's because of the famous Royal. places Big Ben and double decker buses. of London yeah but I don't think I don't. buy that I thought it took think that's. today um the uh the addition mentions. typical passage from New York to the. English Channel for a well-found sailing. vessel of about 2,000 tons was around 25. to 30 days with ships Ving 100 to 150.

mil per day on average that's not that. bad no that that I believe that number. yeah 30 days is pretty pretty good I. mean that's still so uncomfortable you. ever have that's if everything goes well. oh yeah do you ever seen that that video. going around recently of those umal. mermaids on the side of that ship in the. middle of the ocean what what are you. talking about are you serious potential. mermaids Jamie you know what I'm talking. about is this some C CGI nonsense there. is like a sailor a guy Sail on the back. of the ship and you can hear. moans right sort of so there's like it's.

just the dude on a on a blurry cell. phone video it looks like a good cell. phone video and there's these things. that are like racing on the side of the. boat that are going the same speed as. the boat and it's there like there's. like a tail or something trailing behind. them and this keeps up for hours and. then you start to hear whistling hear. Tunes you hear you hear what sounds like. one of them say jump for me oh God how. do you think this is real there's no way. this imagine I'm being this is like the.

beginning of a movie right you and I are. having this podcast we're being super. skeptical and then in the movie you find. out there has been a very small group of. mermaids that have existed in the ocean. hiding from Humanity because we only. discovered now 10% of the ocean before I. this is a fun world to live in is it. this one yeah this guy all right so this. video is a couple years old but oh okay. no. [ __ ] wait I just threw this overboard. y'all saw me throw overboard this are. you [ __ ] kidding me that that did not.

just so what is this guy saying he's got. a couple videos seems like he's spent a. lot of time out in the water you know uh. that looks like so where are the. mermaids he this is a much longer video. than I've ever seen well that was one of. the. sounds there you. go you hear the jump for me ah.

a that's. crazy that's I didn't hear jump for me. did you hear Jump For Me Jamie uh it's. one of those things that somebody. somebody uh you know somebody dubb uh. somebody did the subtitles for at one. time and that always makes your brain. registered a little bit easier um he. just has a few videos like this where's. the video of the mermaids it was a part. of the same one we were just watching. where you heard like the squeal so in. there there's a. mermaid yeah I think it's before this uh.

this might cut it. off cuz this what I have found is in uh. like smash cut of a few videos this guy. made that sound this is like a this is. like a compilation you know what it. could have been a. whale it could have been easily easily. changed my mind BR it was definitely. mermaids bro you know what whales do. make that sound as a matter of fact they. do they make exact could been a fat. mermaid we don't know I just don't. whenever one dude in multiple video is. encountering mermaids I get suspicious.

but here's this you know what your your. reaction right now is why I love to. believe in ghosts aliens Cryptids. Bigfoot mermaids all that kind of [ __ ]. because IM imagine this [ __ ] is real. imagine this dude had a real experience. right I love the idea of all of those. things you just mentioned I really do I. love the idea yeah I love you love that. I [ __ ] love nonsense I I got so high. once I watched the Patterson Bigfoot. footage I was like oh my God what if. it's real what if I've been an AS. making fun of this thing forever when.

it's actually really a Bigfoot yeah and. I imagine you've you've had that. encounter and the rest of the world. thinks you're a [ __ ] psychopath that. would feel so lonely but that that. moment only lasted like 15 minutes the. weed wore off a little bit I was like. that [ __ ] is so fake this was a similar. one I don't know if you know anything. about this seen so this guy people I've. seen this video multiple times. supposedly this guy saw a giant on the. side of a hill a giant yeah I'm trying. to find so like it's something like this. he thought he saw it so he goes back to. like he's looking for it it looks like. it's someone walking on the side of a.

hill the perspective is very strange let. me change the angle that's a the giant. one is a fast any one but then the guy. disappears so he's making a bunch of. videos on Tik Tok and then he just. disappeared and everyone's like what the. [ __ ] happened I didn't I don't know if I. saw anything in the video where's the. where the giant this is also a guy's. making an edit about this whole story. this trying to find this very specific. video where he's trying to find the. giant so he's driving in his truck and. he sees a giant yeah he's driving on the. truck and he sees something on the side. of this hill and I don't know if on this. specific one you can see it like how big.

of a giant that's what it's hard to tell. because it's the like it looks far as. [ __ ] but I also don't see anything the. one you can find I'll try to find out. while I'm talking what you what are you. looking at do you see something I don't. see anything I don't there's someone. moving there I'm trying to find the very. specific thing but there is a very it. looks just like this and you can see a. person like you can see the silhouette. of a person on the side of that Hill. it's weird from this far away you could. see that that's I'm going to be. completely honest I don't know what I'm. looking at in that video yeah cuz like I. saw the zoom in but the zoom was in in. the sky it doesn't make sense to me.

either I'm looking at I'm like I don't. see [ __ ] like where is this this person. these people it's like blob squatches. that's one of the things that Bigfoot. Hunters they just start seeing shadows. that look like Sasquatch and they. they're convinced and then they convince. themselves the fact that that show has. been on for so [ __ ] long they're. still Finding Bigfoot bro they're. working how get renewed with no results. here's a picture of what the video is. Just sh okay I mean. so that the P I don't know it's a.

perspective thing yeah I don't know how. far away that Zoom is yeah I mean that. could be a six foot tall dude up there. yeah I mean also humans are 6' s 7 foot. sometimes that's not that big so they're. claiming this guy died actually. apparently oh [ __ ] the mountain guy up. there okay apparently he now he says all. right I didn't this is an update this. video was only posted recently okay. admission there was a Hope was a hoax. and then he died oh. you oh he made an admission the video. was a hoax and then he died I didn't. know about that oh well it's probably.

unrelated the type of person who's out. there hoaxing Giant videos is probably. doing a lot of wild [ __ ] I would Tik Tok. was I think a lot of people are doing. that making these. H that's a product of DM for sure that's. how it goes viral you got to fake things. there's a lot of people faking things. for sure of course but there was the. Bigfoot ones were some of the Bigfoot. fakes were so bad M there was one on the. L drout show where the guy was like so. obviously wearing a mask it's like a. closeup on a guy wearing a mask it's so.

embarrassing it's so bad try yeah like. make some kind of compelling case yeah. Les drought is the [ __ ] you know uh. survivor man that guy's awesome that guy. did legit things he's the guy that you. remember see that show survivor man I. don't think so oh my God the show is. amazing when was this on he used to go. like it was a while back and he used to. go legitimately by himself with a very. limited amount of tools and he would. live in Wild places like really. dangerous places and figure his way out.

and survive and you know a lot of times. like you could see on the show he was. losing like 15 lbs oh yeah like got. really sick got watch that show alone on. Netflix yeah it's it's similar but this. was like one guy with his own cameras. doing this everywhere so cool yeah. that's why like other shows like. remember when Bear Grills had a show. yeah that there's like multiple camera. people and they're filming them doing. wild things it's like that's what they. wanted to do with him and and Les was. like uh-uh I do the real thing this is. the real thing so Les is obsessed with.

Bigfoot too so he went looking for. bigfoot but there was you know on one of. the episodes they're looking at this. footage and I'm looking at footage looks. to me like a guy in a monkey suit it. look see if you can find. it which one it's l drout Bigfoot. footage it's very controversial because. the guy who claimed to have captur the. video is very controversial imagine if. it's it's real I mean and everybody's. like disparaging you and you literally. really saw a big oh of course that would.

[ __ ] your pants man yeah but watch this. put it up I just as I'm looking for it. he's looking for him again recently is. looking for again he a video from a. month ago in Texas but then you have to. have a conversation is it one if it's. real if it's real and he's right then we. look stupid but um is there one or is. this a species bro there's so many. people out there in the wild you know. who doesn't see Bigfoot who. Hunters the people that have out there. in the wild they're not having these.

experiences the people that are having. these. experiences you know it's just and. there's also a thing about bears bears. walk on two legs all the time do they. really all the time like grizzly bears. especially black bears especially black. bears there's hours of footage of black. bears walking on two legs that's walking. through the woods on two legs I've seen. it I've seen I've seen there's Hunter. videos of that yeah I've seen it in. person with my own eyes I've watched a.

black bear stand on his two legs and. walk how tall can they get on can a. black bear seven eightt [ __ ] they're big. animals man oh yeah I think a grizzly. bear is the number one thing I'm afraid. of like in the world they should that. should be right up there man they're a. massive killing machine I remember being. a kid and see at at the Columbus Zoo. they have an exhibit there where you can. go inside their cave cuz that's where. they spend most of their time there and. you can see them up against the glass. and laying down it's like 4 and a half. feet 5et tall what is this one I don't.

know Bigfoot CL from 2013 is this the. one so there's one where no there's one. where there's like a closeup on. Bigfoot's face oh so that yeah but I. can't find the one where he's walking or. I can't even find video that's it right. down there but it's that's the picture. okay but look at that picture oh my God. no no but when you see when you see it. in the show like it's like the guy Zooms. in on it he gets a closeup it's like. Bigfoot's just staring back at like all.

these years Bigfoot's been shy but. Bigfoot's like you know what it's time. to let these [ __ ] shot time to. let these [ __ ] now I was trying. to find it I thought that's what but. that's that is the video it's so which. one of these was joies was it this one. uh this one right here this one I'm. going spark that back. um thank you it's just if it if it is I. mean imagine if it is real imagine if. that video is real right but it doesn't. look real and in my mited experience. most things that look fake are.

fake that looks fake as. [ __ ] oh damn. it that looks fake as [ __ ] look his hair. looks perfect it's nice slick back. recently applied so perfect recently. applied hair that literally looks like. Michael J fox and Teen Wolf he looks. clean looks way too clean that's exact. if that was a homeless dude wouldn't. give him money bear like bear hair looks. different than that everything looks. different than that I don't want to meet. a bear up cloes that's [ __ ]. terrifying yeah they're a terrifying.

animal but the thing is like when people. like find video of bears walking on two. legs Jamie I just wanted to you imagine. is it's dusk okay and you're in the. Pacific Northwest so you're in this sure. you're in this not great thickly wooded. area where it's like literally like a. box of Q-tips that's what the trees are. like they're stacked in there have you. ever been in the Pacific Northwest like. the mountains up there beautiful right. the rainforest mhm now that's where a. lot of sightings are it's also where a.

lot of bears are now look at this look. at this. [ __ ] that literally looks like a. guy in a costume that's. crazy I mean that China sunbear that. went viral that people I will say no. swinging arms though that would be the. only sign that would make me think a. bear or not. bear that bear had a wound though that. bear was a bear that was missing one of. its paws one of the probably one of the. other bear has probably bit his paw.

off I saw a monkey in Costa Rica that. had his hand bitten off and uh I was. like wow what do you think happened to. his hand and the the guy we were with. like oh Another Monkey bit it off I was. like really yeah probably when he was a. baby I'm like really didn't somebody. have their hands pulled off by a. chimpanzee yes that's [ __ ] terrifying. yeah they're so strong they're so strong. we can't even imagine they're so strong. and they're so aware of the things you. want like your fingers they bite your.

fingers off it's one of the first things. they do yeah oh my God yeah when. chimpanzees attack you they bite your. fingers off cuz they know without your. fingers you can't protect yourself and. that's part of what makes you a person. they also grab your dick they rip your. dick off no they don't yes they do they. bite your face off they tear your eyes. out yeah they're not trying to kill you. diabolically they're trying to rip you. apart they're not even trying to kill. you they're trying to torture you that. is the most caveman [ __ ] I've ever heard. of it's far beyond there so different. than us but yet so similar have you ever.

seen chimp Nation on Netflix I don't. think so you got to watch it it's wild. cuz um what's up the picture of the lady. after the attack oh don't show me it. don't show me it can I see it okay oh. [ __ ] I'm sorry I won't show just put it. on put it on the screen he can look at. it I don't want to see this lady's face. this is a lady that her friend had a. chimpanzee that was a pet and she um. that's what she did look like she went. to she went to visit the lady and the. chimp tore her face. apart oh she looks like a belly button.

yeah he tore her face apart holy [ __ ]. yeah they and he was just upset at her. cuz she was [ __ ] blocking him shut up. yeah no yeah yeah she used to sleep with. the chimpanzee she gave the chimpanzee. Xanax and wine and this lady was nuts oh. yeah this was this Michael Jackson's. monkey this is living the best life was. way worse than that cuz it was a full. grown male and it was really big it was. like 200 lb cuz it was like eating well. how big was the chimpanzee when when.

they shot it it says tiny chimp had been. left alone mother oh Sor shot no that's. not the same one the one that tore that. lady apart was big yeah this one. actually said it was diap it wasn't the. people who owned it it was the couple's. friend are there it wasn't the people. who owned it what it says the on the one. I'm looking at right now it says uh he. snapped and attacked a couple's friend. [ __ ] oh my God so he didn't attack. someone who had seen the chimp before.

was a new person I don't know if it was. the first time meeting I was trying to. catch up to that like what happened in. there make sure this was the same one. we're talking about I mean it didn't. happen they've happen there's been quite. a few chimpanzee attacks one of them was. really horrible this guy was a uh a guy. who had the chimp as a pet and raised it. but it got too big and they couldn't. take it anymore so they brought it to a. chimpanzee shelter and uh it was his. birthday so they brought a cake for the. chimp for his birthday uh and the other. chimps were so jealous that he got a. cake and they didn't that they got out.

of the cage and tore the guy. apart yeah because chimps get very very. jealous the fact that even like I know. not only process that emotion of. jealousy they also such a human knew how. to get out of the cage somehow or. another so they probably knew the whole. time I don't know I mean I don't know if. somebody [ __ ] up and left something. open and they noticed it and then tore. the guy apart could have been in the. process of when they were getting the. other chimp out so they give him the. cake that they saw this and Jesus Christ.

CU she knew the chimp she knew the chimp. yeah she came out with a Tickle Me Elmo. and the chimp lunged at her oh God oh my. God [ __ ] hates Sesame Street with oh. it was the it was the chimp's favorite. toy oh she tried to steal his favorite. toy oh no no oh. no oh no oh no oh oh my God he's eating. her oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my.

God that is [ __ ] BR how big was the. chimp um cuz there's photos of them see. if you can see. the it's right here I mean this doesn't. show the exact no that's him when he's a. tiny baby um but is there any um photos. of him as a full grown male cuz I know. there is of him with a diaper on uh let. me Google then like he would wear a. diaper cuz otherwise he would just [ __ ]. everywhere just you almost domesticated.

yeah well I think he's like I I run this. house [ __ ] want [ __ ] right here this is. the living room there's plenty of room. in here is there any kind of is that him. it says it's Travis the chimp God damn. he was massive dude massive there's a. photo of them walk the lady walking with. him that's one of the fattest gimps I've. ever seen there was a photo of her when. you get to see like the perspective of. the full grown chimp next to a human.

like God it's just a sack of muscle is. that him up there with it circled I. couldn't tell it doesn't this looks like. a no that looks like like a like one. those drivethru he's like trying to get. in the car or something yeah does look. like one of those Jesus but it says it's. a 911 call from the chimp attack and. that was describing the same thing it's. oh that might be him out there oh look. at the cop cars oh my God can you. imagine being the cop showing up you. don't know how to handle this [ __ ]. thing not only that he might rip the. door right off the [ __ ] car like it's.

made out of cardboard oh man he. definitely could put his hand right. through that. window 100% a guy can put his hand. through a window do you think you even. try to tase that you think that does. anything yes tasing would work you think. so cuz I've seen take what you do you. use bullets the [ __ ] chimp is eating. people's faces and you you see him on. the street you got to you got to put. that [ __ ] down if you miss not. crazy it was over she was taking his toy.

how the [ __ ] did she not know that that. was his I don't think she just. registered how you know how dogs dogs. get with their toys oh of course and. dogs are trained you're not training a. CH she could have been picking it up to. give it to him I think it said she was. leaving with it oh well also why the. [ __ ] you taking the toy in the first. place maybe she was trying to [ __ ] with. him maybe we're not you know maybe there. was like some thing going on where she. didn't like has anyone taken this stance. from the from the monkey side no well. well the monkey the chimp plays for. keepes oh absolutely technically Elmo.

doll means you don't have a face anymore. which just. whoa like is there is there an exotic. animal that if you had the means to do. it properly that you would want as a pet. no I don't I like pets as pets I've I I. appreciate wild animals for what they. are and I think there's something real. weird about owning them and if you want. to I'm I'm I'm not saying you shouldn't. be able to but there's something [ __ ]. very strange I want to pet otter yeah. that's very strange dude they're [ __ ]. adorable right but wouldn't it be cooler.

if you saw an otter in a river and he's. out there chilling doing otter things. yeah I suppose so catching his own fish. and eating them cracking the [ __ ]. clams on their chest and [ __ ] the cutest. kid cut is holding that fish and [ __ ]. eating his head I know I Dutch want to. pet one so bad you see that lady's face. who got [ __ ] up by an otter somebody. was telling me about this is there a. photo yeah oh we J I'm sorry to make you. keep bringing up gruesome [ __ ] but I got. to see this cuz I it's an unhealthy. Obsession I have with otter I don't know.

what happened this isn't as bad well. Jesus it's not as bad as the CH know but. she got [ __ ] up by an otter dude small. I've seen cats do worse that's fine yeah. but that's an a [ __ ] wild animal in. your F dude if a squirrel was trying to. [ __ ] you up look how cute he is look. they're very adorable oh my God they're. absolutely adorable little sea weasel. yeah they're cute like if they were. really domesticated I mean I don't know. if you can domest I don't I don't really. I really know nothing about. domesticating otter but if that's.

possible I think they'd be the cutest. pets ever I'll find out they're adorable. I'm let you have you seen the videos of. like them showing humans how to pet them. that's the cutest [ __ ] ever that's. pretty [ __ ] cute that's pretty. [ __ ] cute I'm going to find out I'm. going to do my research if that's really. what they're like if you domesticate. them that's pretty cool I bet I bet you. can't have an. aquarium or you can and treat this. [ __ ] Auto to a to a buffet. whenever you. all you salad bar dog that's what it. would be that would be my ideal house.

like fighting what's fighting and. ripping oh but like puppies do that you. know yeah puppies how you going to teach. an otter maybe they're maybe they're. smarter than we think I don't know man. me maybe it's just a thing they do when. they're scared maybe that person was. treating them wrong yeah D I've seen. people miss you ever see somebody who. like thinks they're really gentle with. animals but they're so they're rough. they pet dogs like oh yeah some people. like slap dogs hey buddy or one hand. pick like an awkward way and you're like. I know you don't mean well but doing.

imag being a Chihuahua everybody's going. to carry oh I would hate to be a small. dog man oh what a [ __ ] torturous life. I know everyone has to carry you. everywhere you have a dog right you have. a golden retriever yes beautiful dog man. he's great he's the best I want one so. bad they're the sweetest dogs of all. time he's just a sweetheart to everybody. he's just a big old Love Sponge it's. just super sweet I want a golden. retriever German Shepherd I would love. to have so beautiful to those are those. are dogs though that need they need.

activity yeah they need stimulation yeah. they need activity you can't just have a. German shepherd and keep it a little. yard like going out of his [ __ ] mind. like he's in prison no also what a waste. of talent right they're so smart and so. impressive they're very smart dogs very. smart dogs they're they're a different. kind of dog you know that's a working. dog yeah but I guess it's just what do. you people want different things than a. dog I just got my mom for Mother's Day. last year this tiny little thing that's. like literally the size of this coffee. mug like you could could accidentally. squish it so easy yeah like also what.

does that come from like that's not a. descendant of a wolf it is it is how. does that happen um well selective. breeding and also there's a thing that. happens with animals we don't totally. understand it but they've done this. study with. foxes where they took foxes and over a. period of like not that many. generations what they did was anytime a. fo. displayed any aggression towards people.

they killed it and over a certain period. of time all the foxes that were left. their jaws had shrank their ears were. more. floppy they started like giving into the. idea of domestication and they literally. started softening their appearance they. weren't alert like like a fox would be. if it was like you know a little killer. so Silver Fox domestication experiment. so for the last 59 years a team of.

Russian geneticists led by. Luder how you say that lud lud Mila lud. Mila tro have been running one of the. most important biology experiments of. the 20th and now 21st century the. experiment was the brainchild of truth's. Mentor Dimitri Bev who in 1959 began an. experiment to study the process of. domestication in real time he was. especially keen on understanding the. domestication of wolves to dogs but. rather than use wolves he used silver.

foxes as his subjects here I provide a. brief overview of how the Silver Fox. domestication study began and what the. results to date have taught us. experiments continue to this day and. then I explained just how close this. study came to being shut down for. political reasons during its very first. year Jesus okay so that's um that's the. abstract this so this is um I'm I'm. probably butchering the story but over. time these things started to change and. they they softened their appearance and.

they dropped their ears and so there's. also there's a thing that happens with. pigs where the opposite happens when you. take a domesticated Pig and you release. it in the wild they morph within six I I. think it's a very short amount of time I. want to say it's less than two months. wow of living in the wild they start to. display different. characteristics with males there they. snout extends I think with females too. but males grow these big ass tusks um.

and their hair gets thicker wow their. hair gets thicker all over the. instinctually for being out there they. now they know they're on their own and. their body morphs wow so their. appearance morphs that's an incredible. genetic it's crazy so there's different. kinds of pigs but they're all the same. animal it's all I think the genus is. called suraa and that when you see a. wild boar a lot of them could have. descended from domesticated pigs like.

cuz people have pig farms and pigs get. out fences break and the pigs get loose. and some of those pigs they just keep. having piglets but they're wild pigs. yeah but they look like wild boes like. from you know what you would expect from. like some movie right that's that's what. happens very quick Evolution yeah see if. you can find like how much time it takes. for uh a domesticated pig to start dis. playing wild looks well that's a bad way.

to Google it this is what I love about. you and your show like you're you're. you're very insightful on a lot of. things I find very very fascinating. you're like if Bill not a science guy. offered people DMT I got plenty of. stupid information I I love it it's all. things that fascinate me but if you look. at it that way right if a pig becomes. harder in the wild and a wolf becomes. softer with domestication if you just. kept doing that and like softening it. like when you associate those little. tiny fluffy dogs what do you associate. them with like some some lady who's got.

a nice house and a nice car and she's. got a nice little little fluffy dog that. sits next to her like they've taken that. wolf and knocked it down to that. thousands of years it's funny that like. the the same thing happens to humans I. mean look we got trapped inside for two. years soften the [ __ ] up yeah it's all. and also Society the needs of like. Society especially Society like ours. it's not engaged in war on our Shores. where there's not like a physical threat.

of actual violence from the enemy we you. know you tend to soften things up and. the same sort of experiment is going on. with with male human beings that's going. on with dogs and woles I've heard I've. heard that quote on on this show so many. times hard hard times bring hard breed. hard people hard people breed easy times. easy times easy people or whatever it is. I'm paraphrasing yeah hard hard times. create Hard Men hard men create easy. times easy times create soft men soft.

men create Hard Times vicious cycle yeah. it's normal it's just we they've known. this forever this is how humans work. from hog to wildhog how a stealth Gene. transforms pigs into wild boes holy [ __ ]. a barnyard Escape can quickly resemble a. feral hog growing bigger and hairier in. a matter of months ain't that wild so. that pig right there could have started. out as a domestic icated Pig and got out. and it will turn into that wild looking.

thing wow yeah experts say the crisis is. largely driven by people who trap and. transport the animals so they can be. hunted oh wow it may be the year the. rabbit the pig feral pigs like how long. does yeah Su scraa that so that is. Millennia of chasing wild bores around. the woods of Spears Homo sapiens finally. got wise roughly 9,000 years ago which. is now in what is now Eastern Turkey our. ancestors became de domesticating the. Eurasian boar Su scfa by the time so.

they were wild first then they. domesticated them and when you they're. like Gremlins you feed them at night. yeah okay by the time Christopher. Columbus uh picked up a few to Take. Along on his second voyage to America in. 1493 the 400lb Tusk Beast had been. transformed into a pink floppy eared. familiar in that time Pig husbandry had. produced a docile and resilient animal. one bread to survive a range of climatic.

conditions and to reproduce a lot well. that's the thing about pigs like they. have three lits a year do they really. yeah they bang out babies like let's go. and they start doing it when they're. like six months old so it's 6 months old. they're already spitting out kids that's. and how many piglets do they usually. have like eight that's a good question I. think it's about six if I had a guess it. might be more what is uh the average. litter. of a pig is that what they' be called. litters I think I'm just guessing.

they're so smart too. yeah average Pig litter man the amount. of tabs you have open at this browser is. so funny right. 7.5 the average litter litter size is. 7.5 it's not uncommon for a s to of 12. to 14 pigs per liter how do you have a. half just one little. [ __ ] this just an average you know. some 15 some 13 some to thank you Jamie.

that's pretty nuts man that's pretty. nuts yeah man that's so they're just. constantly pumping out kids and when you. let them grow out in the wild they turn. back to what they originally were so. that makes sense that if you took dogs. and you like slowly gave them food all. the time and all the you know the wolves. that were like [ __ ] wolves who. couldn't hunt anymore like come on [ __ ]. ass wolf yeah I got some food for you. just growl when the Bears come and then. they okay I'll do that for you just like. people kind of get you know people that. have like overpowering bosses we learned.

the other week or the other day um what. oh the thing about wolves shockingly. enough uh a creature almost synonymous. with the sea didn't actually begin that. way and boy is it a whale of a tale a. mind-blowing video recently posted by. PBS eons reveals that whales were. actually predatory land animals the same. ones that would later become wolves. specifically so the animal branched off. in the water and became whales and on.

the ground became wolves oh man what the. [ __ ] what how Wild is. that that is [ __ ] wild I guess came. from the same thing at and hippos came. from the same thing. wow what what Bible chapter is this it's. they missed that part hippos hippo scare. the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me man oh I mean. that's a dinosaur that is they are so. insane so unbeliev and aren't they. relatively aggressive oh super.

aggressive and they go after boats they. take people out you know the thing about. hippos is it's one of those other. animals that for whatever reason when we. anthropomorphize when we give them like. human characteristics we make them sweet. Hungry Hungry Hippo you know like polar. bears like it's. Coca-Cola bars so aggressive they're. terrifying we do that with so many like. terrifying animals we you know [ __ ]. uh Yogi Bear we turned we turned one of.

the scariest animals in the forest buddy. hey boo boo let get us a picnic basket. remember that. yeah dude Yogi Bear was like this. sweetheart and how many people grew up. thinking bears were their friends. because of that stupid [ __ ] and then. these dummies you go out in the woods. and you're like oh no Maul to death. people used to look at bears for what. they are and then teddy bears came. around and then when they started giving. people teddy bears then they started. like thinking that like bears are your. little friends yeah builda bear is.

responsible for a lot of deaths oh. people don't talk about that enough I. don't think Bill the bear is responsible. but the teddy bear is the Bill the bear. by the time Bill the bear came it was. already Disney movies it was already too. late yeah it's already too late bears. are your friends animals are your. friends they talk to you they save you. they they tell the the people about the. wicked witch and oh my god oh what. they're on your side have you seen that. video of of somebody hanging in the. background of The Wizard of Oz what you. don't know about oh this is very popular.

I have seen there's now I remember I. think it is I don't even think that's. like I think it is a person some people. say it's a bird okay some people say. it's a bird in the background I thought. it was like somebody who worked on the. set they said it was they said it was. one of the one of the little. people yeah they were the first person. to go on sag strike oh no unpacking the. myth of the hanging. munkin so might be a myth oh no and. unpacking that's the problem with. Googling things yeah you kills all the.

fun you don't want all the answers no. it's fun to be naive no sometimes you. want just fun yeah yeah that's why I. like to like read about like [ __ ] like. Hollow Earth that that's that thing. there remember see what the [ __ ] is. Hollow Earth please unpack after this. that's it yeah okay that could be. anything and when they're walking it. does start moving like side to side it. starts walking no what people say it's a. s right yeah when they're work when. they're walking down the yellow you. don't think they would see that. ah hey keep rolling but there's a. [ __ ] guy hanging keep rolling you.

know how much money this film costs. Jesus it's just one of the executive. producers you know how much money the. studio is investing in this film I'll. pull the plug on it right now keep. walking hanging little person be damned. please unpack Hollow Earth for me. because you said it and now I want to. know everything about it well Hollow. Earth compare it. it pales in comparison to space is fake.

space is fake is the greatest conspiracy. thing to dive into online it's amazing. it's so fun how do you how do you they. think they lights in the sky like like. these kind of Lights I don't know. there's a firmament there's like a glass. ceiling above it all nothing can go out. there because there's nothing there. didn't the Earth is flat didn't somebody. land on the dark side of the moon the. other day China. I think I think it was India yeah. correct correct correct um yeah it's uh.

I don't think Earth the space can't be. fake right it's amazing how many people. are into it if you just Google hash. spaceisfake you'll be taken to these. random Instagram accounts now and here's. the thing about. it I don't know if they're real people. but I don't know if it matters because. it starts off it could start off as like. some Russian troll. like they there's these things called. like the internet research agency is one.

of them these troll Farms you know you. know about these no but it makes sense. Renee Desta reported on it and some. people a lot of people have reported on. it but what it is is they have. these places where there's thousands and. thousands of. accounts and they set up like they. there's there's images of it where you. see like rows of cell phones that are. connected to this network M and they.

have these people that have these the. access to this these accounts and. they're posting things that are really. stupid they're posting things that are. ridiculous conspiracy theories they're. posting things blaming democrats for. certain things and blaming Republicans. for certain things at one point in time. Facebook 19 of their top 20 Christian. sites were run by Russian troll Farms. it's Genius Like social sabotage at a.

very high level and holy [ __ ] so they're. they're interacting with people. constantly online so if you see people. fighting on Twitter if you say like a. controversial post goes up about. anything and with foreign policy trans. rights abortion Second Amendment. anything if you go into one of those. popular posts you'll see all all these. like crazed right-wing and crazed.

left-wing opinions occasionally you. click on them and if you go to like I I. should say occasionally oftentimes. you'll click on them and you go to a. page that seems oddly unhuman it seems. fake there doesn't seem like a a real. personality behind it and you go into it. and you see that they're always engaging. on these very specific issues and. they're always being like very. confrontational and and it kind of. discourages people that disagree with. them from interacting with them and it.

kind of encourages people that love to. fight with people to fight back so you. get all this. interaction and these people do it to. steer conversations and get people to. lose faith in democracy lose faith in. the police's ability to protect you lose. faith in whether or not we can unite. racially or sexually like whether we can. be a harmonious country it's like. designed to to keep conflict going it.

literally can accelerate conflict like. gasoline on a fire and then you can. engineer to a some certain extent I. don't know what percentage but imagine. it's 5% you can 5% through these trolls. engineer conversations in the public and. you could get people to do a lot of. really dumb [ __ ] like if you wanted to. get people to believe that the the Earth. is flat or if you wanted to get people. to believe that the Earth Earth is. hollow and there's dinosaurs inside of. it and aliens live in there you could.

get people to believe that and then they. would start fighting about it online and. then you could get people to believe. that you know there's been a bunch of. them there's a bunch of them that were. that are like mainstream propaganda. things like the Russia collusion hoax. with Trump took us like three years to. figure that out but now everybody knows. it didn't really happen the way they. were saying it was happening every day. on the news if if that can take place. with like mainstream media how much of. like what people are fighting about is. like engineered oh man how much of it.

that might be the most evil thing I've. ever heard in my entire life to just. control and design chaos you definitely. are encouraging chaos like if people. people can still choose to engage or not. engage and that's where things get. interesting that's terrible man I mean. the internet is already such a terrible. dark mean place without that you add. that fuel on top of it oh my God it's no. Wonder people are depressed what would. really be scary is if you were forced to. interact with people on the internet.

like if the internet if there was like a. a a. social like a contract that you had to. make where you had to give your opinions. on certain issues agree or disagree. gender affirming care is essential to a. child you know like that kind of stuff. oh a long hours of agree or disagree we. have to move to 100% Renewables by 2030. at all costs agree or disagree you know.

voter idea is racist agree or disagree. the climate change is real and the. science supports it agree or disagree. vaccines are the most essential. technology the Medical Science has ever. created agree or disagree what's crazy. we need to support the the war in. Ukraine and the United States has never. done anything to encourage Russia. invading Ukraine including helping NATO. move arms closer to their border agree. or disagree. what's terrible vaccines are safe and. effective agree or disagree imagine if.

you had to do that every couple of. months and go over that and that that's. how people decided whether or not you. could go to the grocery store today or. You' wait till Saturday or whether or. not you could buy a plane ticket ever. whether you know like the thing is now. people feel like voluntarily they need. to voice their opinions on those things. right it's like for what at the end of. the day for what they just like fighting. they just love it's incredible. yeah people like it I hate the internet. so much well I love it I alwaysed it you.

got just avoid the stuff that sucks just. avoid interacting with people in that. way it's just not good it's not good for. you it's not good for them it's not good. for anybody you know you can you can. interact with people and learn some. interesting things but at a certain. level of Fame that becomes really hard. it's really hard yeah you can't if. you're just interacting with people. you're got to get people that are doing. things just to get your attention one of. the ways to get your attention is to say. something negative I'm so but I'm so. confrontational is like I'm going to get. John lennin for sure dude don't say that.

dude I have the amount of times. somebody's been like I'm going to I'm. going to come to one of your shows and. kick your ass I've just like sent them. my entire tour schedule like you can. come to any show you want I cannot stand. the confidence people have behind the. Internet it's well it's not most of it's. not real but there are a few psychos out. there so I wouldn't you know I know I. know I'm I know I'm in the wrong for for. responding like that I just I can't. stand. it gets my [ __ ] blood boiling and. then but when people know that you can't.

stand it then they're going to do it I. know I know Jamie cut it before they. feed the [ __ ] fire we can cut that. out if you want no no F leave it in. there dude couldn't be less scared ah. yeah you're you're traveling a lot huh. yeah man thanks inter you anything to um. like do you do anything like right when. you land to like to just to get rid of. jet lag if you ever figured anything out. like that no still figuring it out yeah. go to I mean I I have to work out every.

day that's my thing like do you go to. the gym right when you land no not. necessarily but depending on what time I. land I think because I like to do I like. to work up before the show just to get. my blood pumping a little bit cuz I wake. up most days so tired then I'm like let. me at least get a little energized get. my body moving isn't that ironic that. when you're tired the best thing you do. is something difficult and you wake up. so weird it's so hard to tell your body. that though today was hard for me to. tell my I mean I do it every day but but. every day I have the same [ __ ]. conversation my body's like I'd rather.

just lay here [ __ ] but that's what. discipline is my body's like you're the. boss no nobody can tell you what to do. shut the [ __ ] up we don't we don't have. to get up and do anything I'm like you. work for you literally work for. yourself you don't have to be at work. until 1:30 what are you doing go back to. sleep then you got to have you have to. ask yourself what would David Goggins do. gav goggin Herby up he's up that's not. you can't you can't decide to live your. life by what that guy does cuz you'll. die he's one of the scariest people like.

you don't you don't have to live this. extreme man but he's lovely he's a great. guy like as a. human I love him to death as a human. he's great he's a cool guy I like his. motivation I like I like being around. positive people that inspire me to do. better and when he trusts you like he. knows you he's cool as [ __ ] he's he's a. fun guy did he get into it with. stavos get into it yeah what do you mean. like really upset with each other. stav Roos the comic yeah no really I saw.

I saw I saw a weird cut up video that I. didn't know if it was a real video or. that's probably one of them ping trip. videos oh my it was very funny it was. trip shout out to Ping trip this is this. dude ping trip who takes he takes it was. impressive I was like me and Duncan. Trussell being in love with each other. there's like a ton of them out there. it's it's he's hilarious he does a great. job with those a good guy yeah I don't. think stavos would say jack [ __ ] to. David cin nobody's going to talk [ __ ] to. that guy he's terrifying his [ __ ]. will and resolve is terrifying it's.

impressive oh this yeah yeah this is. it's so. good want to try a cookie you want to. try from stop yeah this one dude it'll. be fun you're fat. as yeah you want to be fat yeah. dude being Fat's fun your mind is full. of. [ __ ] that's not okay it's not okay it's. not. acceptable you to work harder I don't. want to be doing work you roll your fat. ass out of bed and all you want is some.

[ __ ] damn cinnamon buns and [ __ ] yeah. I love that man you are a piece of [ __ ]. oh my God this is horrible yeah man. that's why I was like are they okay oh. my God this is so harsh I don't want to. work that hard you're not a man you're. noing man dude like I'm sorry I can't. you're fat sloppy mother okay okay okay. this is too real it's it was aggressive. I was genuinely concerned stavos is one. of those guys he's so funny I don't care. if he's fat I stay stay fat bro I. haven't had a chance of meeting him yet.

but I really want to he's so funny he's. he's [ __ ] hilarious he's such a. character he's so funny on stage he's so. funny in real life he's [ __ ]. hilarious and [ __ ] hustles too dude. the clip the clips he puts out the Vlogs. and everything that's funny the young. kids today they respect your social. media hustle it's only because like what. most people don't know about me is I I I. I didn't want to do it for so long like. you don't understand I despise social. media the ultimate success for me would. be just be so successful I could I never. have to look at my social media for the. rest of my life I just want to get there.

so when I now because of the work I've. put in on it I I respect people who do. do the work yeah um I respect it it's. it's definitely uh it's it makes a look. if you're a good comic and nobody knows. that doesn't help anybody yeah it's. exposure dude you have to have yeah. there's a lot of guys who are doing a. really good job with that Jeff D does a. really good job with that there's a lot. of guys who like Mark Norman yeah Sam. Sam Morel all those guys those guys are.

doing a fantastic job oh when when. Schultz and Morel started putting out. their Clips that's when I was like to do. it well Schultz converted it into a. Netflix show I know genius amazing well. when he was he at first he was doing uh. it was when he was doing his he was. releasing a new bit every single week. yeah and he was like well if I can write. one minute a week for a year that's a. brand new hour boom 52 minutes and I. just thought that was so inspiring and I. was like I I need to be doing something. Rel to that well it's also you know the. pandemic kind of opened up doors and.

also closed a shitload of them but it. did open up doors with time and when. you're just sitting there and you can't. do the normal thing that you do you. start thinking okay okay okay feel sorry. for myself that's all over let's get. over that and now let's figure out what. can we do yeah and if you're a hustler. if you're a guy who's like you know like. a guy like Andrew who's always trying to. figure things out and get ahead and do. better. yeah it's like so he created like a no. and by the way it's a totally different.

style of Comedy than his standup which. is interesting because it's these Rapid. Fire Punch lines where his standup is. much more engaging and he pauses more he. laughs a lot personable yes yes so this. this is like a different kind of Comedy. but it was like really the best kind of. Comedy for the pandemic like short. attention span rapid fire jokes very sly. and turn your phone phone sideways it. changed everything yeah that's scary to.

think. about you had you had to do it you had. to do something it was almost like a. like a late night show the way the way. he wrote that material yes yeah and the. attention span during that time period. was so fast remember we thought quibby. was going to be a good thing I never. thought it was going to be a good thing. no nobody in the right [ __ ] minded. but Hollywood went well Everyone's. Watching short things now and everyone. are are you sure well everyone's on. their phone those are always short. videos what they don't understand is.

that you can't just set out to create a. successful show like that or a. successful thing like that and throw a. bunch of money out it and know that it's. going to be successful no you have to. let them become successful then you. acquire them mhm that's the only way. yeah like if you're th like cuz they'll. give up just like they give up with a TV. show if you have a TV show on ABC. you know and then the first few episodes. come out and it doesn't do well and then. it drops off with the fourth yeah you're.

done son over but if you have something. that you've developed on your own and. you put it on and the these videos go. viral. naturally then it makes sense that you. have like a channel where there's 10. seconds these videos that have already. gone viral and people know to look for. them but if you're trying to get people. to sign up for some new [ __ ] thing. while YouTube already exists. yeah and you're going to dump all the. unless you're like completely uncensored.

like rumble or something like that that. kind of makes sense that makes sense but. you're not going to be able to compete. with them in terms of just entertainment. there's everything on there I will. respect them taking a risk that. Hollywood just doesn't do anymore every. meeting I go into now is like so what. reboots do do we want to do right like. that's a real conversation every single. meeting I have and it's so sad well. there's probably less projects than ever. before yeah definitely there's probably. less money than ever before and less.

certainty I mean nobody wants to sit. through 800 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. and watch. three different commercial breaks yeah. we don't want to do that anymore people. are done with that yeah that shit's. stupid and unless you're a sitcom that's. the only thing that really lives yeah. that's you know middle middle of America. yeah and then you're watching arthritis. commercial like come on what are we. doing here. you know with Netflix and with HBO and. all these different streaming services.

it's like wow only fans is getting in on. the game as well yeah they're producing. comedy too right yeah they're they're. wrapping my tour bus coming up I'm so. excited that's hilarious so funny to get. a sponsorship have you ever seen the. amount of money that is spent on content. creators on only fans and most of it. naked girls have you ever seen the. amount of money let's guess how much. they spend a year like subscribing yeah. all the money that comes in how much do. you think they spend a year from all. from all the influencers you call them.

all of them yeah influencers yeah I'm. going to oh I'm going to. say a year. yeah 700. million it's way more than that I think. and I think it's probably somewhere. around the GDP of a small country what. what is it what's the amount that only. fans brings in every. year it's definitely increased last year.

which is going to be way more this year. 2022 Revenue was $2.5. billion but that's just only fans. there's a couple other sites too that. have to be included bro if you get if. you get enough pictures of tits and feet. you can buy Guatemala [ __ ] how Wild. is that two okay what's the GDP of. Guatemala let's find out that. like Guatemala are they are are they. doing well more how much.

uh Guatemala averaged reaching an. all-time high of 95 billion okay we're. off by well that's record low of 1. billion in 196 who's not doing well. right now okay let's find a country it's. not doing Uruguay is that a good one. where the [ __ ] is Uruguay I'm not. sure I'm just going to go for ranking. and try to find okay get me down to. about 2.5 billion let's see what they. could buy was only let's start let's. start talking let's start talking that's.

insane imagine [ __ ] only fans. Island they buy a [ __ ] Island they. could they might be able to start their. own country one of those content houses. be like 10 models living in there they. could have their own rules their own. country it wouldn't surprise me at all. they have so much that's only in a year. bro that's what's crazy million yeah. that's in a year now how much does only. fans get what do they get like 10% I 10%. that's the cut I think so think of that. but I'm wondering what inevitably set.

them aside from like patreon's been. around forever girls girls were doing. patreon before only fans I wonder if the. revenue split is better maybe the is is. it easier to. navigate well I think wasn't it like. they they started it with the idea only. fans I don't necessarily think they. started it for just girls doing that no. they they told they started it for like. fans of like performers and stuff and. different things but that was what. really caught on yeah exclusive content.

these GS make so much money bullying is. going to be at an alltime high in like. 10 years dude bullying yeah in schools. how imagine you got beef with a kid in. school and at any moment you can go oh. yeah yeah here's your mom's [ __ ] for. $3.99 oh my God it's going to be an all. time high but in 10 years people could. have pictures of every mom's [ __ ] you. could have of your mom [ __ ] oh God I. hope not they'll make it with CGI like.

you you'll be able to do it on your. phone in 13 seconds people just aiing. Matt R sucking a [ __ ] bang yeah that is. not out there 100% they can make that. but they can make that right from now. that's AI dude that wasn't me they're. real close to being able to do that with. like very realistic I mean they can make. your face move and make words come out. of your mouth that you didn't say they. can take old recordings of you and then. they have the Baseline there's a ton of. commercials out there of me that I don't.

have anything to do with it they're not. really my commercial I didn't really. make a commercial they used AI they used. my voice they can do wild [ __ ] now man. and you got to imagine that that like if. you're like a young female celebrity. there's probably already face swaps of. you online in porn scenes sure yet. there's no good footage of Bigfoot not. one AI interpretation of Bigfoot exactly. come on man come on well I think Bigfoot. was a real animal at one point in time. okay it it it just makes sense first of.

all historically it was a real animal. there's a thing called. gigantopithecus oh they found its bones. in an apothecary shop there was a large. primate Moler that um Anthropologist. found in an apothecary sharp that it was. in China and it didn't match any known. primate and and he knew it was too large. and um there was bones that seemed to. indicate it was was a jaw bones it. seemed to indicate it was bipedal they. can apparently tell by the shape of the. jaw and like how tall eight 8 ft tall it.

was an enormous thing that's what it. looked like oh [ __ ] so that's it's very. orangutan like but that looks like that. looks like Bigfoot it is Bigfoot I think. that is Bigfoot yeah I mean it's easier. to believe one of these just happened to. still be around no than a totally new. creature I think yes but no it's not. easy to believe they're still around. when did they go extinct they went. extinct somewhere around 100,000 years. years ago I don't know man they find. animals sometimes like when did they uh.

9.8 ft wow God damn okay 11,700 years. ago in southern China this is what they. know right so they don't necessarily. know that it was 11,700 years ago it. really might have been like 6,000 years. ago they just don't have those bones yet. it's all in like when they're finding. bones of. things you know they'll like if they do. they the last bone we found was you know. this amount old if they find a new one 6.

months from now they do that all the. time with like they're finding all these. new versions of human beings like they. found denisovans that's a new kind of. human that they found I think they found. that in Russia I want to say that was. like 2013 or 2014 but I think they just. found another one in China that seems to. be different than any other human being. they' found before too so there was mult. multiple versions of human beings right. there's neander tals there's Homo. sapiens there's there's a bunch of.

different versions of us that didn't. quite make it that's so cra one of them. they found was The Hobbit person they. found it in the island of Flores and. there's there was always talk in h in. like Legend of these little furry men. these little tiny men like how tall we. three feet tall man and but they found. bones and then when they found bones. they realized that this thing lived. around the same time as human beings.

somewhere as recently as I think they. think it was like 10,000 years ago but. that's what they looked like so they. look like people they used tools they. they probably hunted they had small. brains and they were tiny and probably. covered with fur and uh they found. multiple bones of these at first they. thought like maybe that's a deformed. human or what is this and but now. they're reasonably certain that that's a. that's a new type of human being just.

didn't make it or or new type of higher. priming I don't know if you would even. say human being but a little tiny little. weird one and they think there might. still be some of those left in the wild. has they have they given any I know this. is a a cross-pollination of subjects. right now but has has there been any. thought as to these smaller bones being. related to like aliens per se cuz. sometimes they say they're little. they're tiny people sometimes I think. well if you want to subscribe to the. idea that human beings have been. genetically engineered oh oh that's a.

much deeper conversation yeah if you. want to subscribe to the idea that human. beings have been genetically engineered. because that's one of the parts of UFO. folklore that the real nutty ones they. want to say that we were we were seeded. with alien DNA and so they took these. Savage lower primates like the. chimpanzee that still exist right they. took these Savage lower primates and. with a specific group of them they. manipulated their DNA to give them. creativity intelligence the ability to. communicate you know doubling of the.

human brain size over a period of two. million years which is this is a fun. thing to believe why not it's the best. thing to believe the the most fun is. aliens made us that's the most fun. that's way more fun than like Amish you. know what I mean as far as like. believing in something well the Amish. they you know they can't be the right. ones they seem happy which is odd you. know there something to be said about. that I think there's like very low. instances of autism amongst the Amish.

very low instances of uh mental health. disorders I think like it sucks to say. but I think working hard all the time is. really good for people and I think AB. physically working hard it keeps you. focused on something positive and. productive yeah people get too much time. on their hands to think and do. absolutely nothing else I mean you see. what happens yeah these dudes are out. there pulling a wagon with a horse still. to this day out there making butter and.

[ __ ] never seen Netflix they look. healthy none of them are fat they. read I mean you probably should use. electricity it's pretty [ __ ] cool. it's there's cuz I see them in I'm I'm. from Ohio like you'll see them in. Walmart sometimes you can't tell but. they're not like a are you going through. Walmart with a lantern sh no see that's. that's where I call [ __ ] it's like. you can't you got to use all of it or. none of it man right they pull up in a. horse and buggy to. Walmart what yeah like did you I I they.

buy toilet paper there that's a damn. good point that's a good point and also. like they just have an ouse and a stanky. butthole and I saw one get have an Uber. one time and I was like oh that's. outrageous yeah Comm to can't fly you. can't fly no you can't you can't drive. you no no no no trains for you sir you. familiar with like the r what this guy. doing he's playing Xbox get the [ __ ] out. of here bro get the [ __ ] out of here bro. you can't do that man you're cheating. he's playing amission impossible this. guy's playing a guitar playing Guitar. Hero oh my God banjo hero he's playing.

Guitar Hero look pull in the buggy and. then go to Walmart get the [ __ ] out of. here look how they Park too so rude. taking up multip but also this the it. stays you know yeah well the horse is. smart cute I might be tied to the pole. might be tied to the pole you ever you. ever be stuck behind one of these on. like a one on like a two-way Road in the. countryside [ __ ] devastating I think. I saw one on the road once when I was. going to visit my par my parents lived. in Harrisburg Pennsylvania once oh and I.

used to have to drive when I was driving. from New York i' would go through like. Pennsylvania and when we driving through. Pennsylvania gets rural sir yeah of. course it gets Rural and [ __ ] deer. jumping in front of your car everywhere. it's like there's deer but the most. disturbing thing about that drive was. when you pass by where uh the cattle are. because the stench in the air for a. couple miles. I don't know what I was smelling whether. I was smelling fertilizer or whether I. was smelling Decay or whether I don't.

know what I was smell probably. fertilizer they take all that [ __ ] and. spread it for Miles man it smelled so. bad I could imagine if you were in that. town your your your nose gets used to it. apparently oh yeah and you don't smell. it anymore yeah but the [ __ ] what are. you breathing in man I mean it's just. toxic it has to be it smelled like death. it's like oh what I don't even know if. they use all that same stuff I mean this. is the 90s I don't know if they use all. that same stuff today did you see any.

Amish when you were up there I think I. did I might be imagining it this might. be the only group we can kind of [ __ ] on. might have seen it once I think I might. have seen it once and be like oh yeah. but I didn't get stuck behind him I. would just hate to get to heaven and God. was like I'm glad you're here but like. you missed out on so much good [ __ ] down. there you heard only fans you well they. are allowed to go nutty before they. yeah that's got to be a tough decision. there's a great documentary on it where. they follow these Amish kids and they.

they go party in and have a good time. but you know the thing is like when. you're used to that life that life of. you know toil and work and manners. and it's probably like attractive to cut. loose but then you probably feel lost. and they probably know that that's why. they let them go they let they like we. already got them programmed like let. them go that's a good point I wonder. what the percent is that don't go back. let's find that out cuz if marriage.

fails at 50% like that's obviously a. huge decision it's a lifestyle Choice do. you know anybody that was ever in a. cult not that I know no I quite a few. people I know quite yeah I know quite a. few people that were in Cults when they. were kids how dangerous of Cults you. know there like there's a lot of. different levels of cult like what is. Jehovah Witness a cult is Scientology a. cult is like you know there's there's. Cults that are like I meaned doomsday.

style well one of them was she was in. like she was told that she was an elder. and that she was a prophet and then when. when the the family left when she was 13. she's like oh my God thank God I was. like someone went stress thinking I was. a. prophet now she works like r or some. [ __ ] she realized now she's really just. a 13-year-old kid you know but there's a. man I was talking to Mark Andre and he. was telling me that there's successful. Cults that are still operating in.

California a lot of them and I'm like. what so he started like labeling all. these different Cults that operate still. in California they just managed to keep. it together with what end goal the goal. of a cult just control yeah I think it's. there's a natural inclination. specifically among males to dominate a. group of people and have them treat you. as if you are this wise Sage that's. completely in tune with the right way to.

live life and you're here to teach and. that what you do is you bestow this. wisdom upon them and usually it involves. you banging everybody's. wife usually they all give you all their. worldly possessions they they they treat. you to the finest meals you eat first. then they eat you know you bless them. when you talk everybody listens then and. they really do believe that you're. divine and it happens in like Waco with. the branch I was watching that. documentary the other day that guy I.

almost bought his car no way what kind. of car is it 68 Camaro [ __ ] yeah I found. out it was for sale and I almost pulled. the trigger but I was like what am I. doing what was it going for what if. ghost are real and you're in the car and. what if not just ghosts are real but. like the energy of a person real that. guy was a psycho yeah cuz you know. what's even crazier you have the power. to start a cult it would be so [ __ ]. easy it would be so easy I just want to. say to the CIA I have no desire do I do. not I like uh archery I like playing.

pool I did sign something in the lobby. while I was waiting for you actually. what was that that was a release form no. that was a cult admission form I'm in. you're in I've been waiting for the. Illuminati I was like how many followers. do I need before I get the Illuminati we. bought land in Wyoming we're good to. go I was supposed to be there last week. actually I was supposed to be Jackson. Hole yeah I haven't been it was my only. week off and then went to Chappelle's. birthday instead it's so pretty up there. I want to go so bad it's so pretty do. you watch Yellowstone I haven't I dude I.

don't I haven't seen a TV show in like a. year really yeah do you watch anything. when you're on the road never watch. YouTube I never no I really don't have. time it's like you travel you you do the. shows you and then when I get done with. the shows I go back to my room and edit. for like two hours do you find that that. sometimes gets in the way of writing. because you're not experiencing enough. life like one of the things like. remember in the'80s. it was like stock material that. everybody would talk about Airline seats. not moving back and uh do not disturb.

nobody listens like there was all it was. because that was your life experience. you were always just traveling yeah. makes it very unrelatable yeah cuz I. also and nobody really knows this. because all my Clips are about crowd. work but like most of my jokes are. stories like I I don't know if I have a. joke less shorter than like 3 minutes um. so with me not really being out there. and experiencing a lot of things I I am. curious cuz I'm about to shoot my next. special in in September I'm like when I. start all over this build this brand new. hour I'm like what what is going to be. the theme of it is it is it going to be.

about my current state of life I'm not. not 100% sure yet but that's the most. fun thing about standup is having to. start all over and figure out what this. new hour is it's very fun yeah it's. scary it's very scary it's just exciting. you know it's a creative thing you know. coming up with a new thing and also. you're doing it live in front of people. yeah like there's a lot of bits where. I've done them and they were kind of. successful I'm like you know I got to. put that one the shelf for a bit I got. to think about that one cuz I think I'm. saying some things that I'm not really. believing I'm kind of like pushing it. too much I'm trying to like make it work.

instead of like reassessing so let me. reassess oh yeah you got to so it's like. it's kind of a fun process because you. know you you put it together over time. and at the end you're like I got it this. is it this is the right way to say this. thing and you have to test it in so many. different settings as well yes like I. like last night we we've been doing this. this tour for I mean the better part of. this year and we're in these amazing. theaters from like 1,500 to like 6,000. which is incredible but sometimes you. have to remember that's that's not.

always real standup like I I had for. some new [ __ ] that I'm working on for. the up for the upcoming special I popped. into a couple local spots here last. night where it was like 25 people the. first one and like 30 the next one and I. was I missed this this is where you see. if jokes work yeah little crowds like. the belly room at the comedy store is. the best it's like a little truth serum. you know you just you feel the grossness. of a fake like way you're phrasing. something you feel like you're not. connected to this isn't how a comedian. would say this well not even a comedian.

would say this like you're not attached. to it yeah I know what you mean you. can't just present in front of 25 people. you got to be there with them you got to. really be locked in and they know it if. you're up there just I noticed the other. day you you could do that in a large. crowd of 3,000 people because there's. this like sort of weird disconnect yeah. it's more performance-based anything. like that it's a different. feel wanted to do all these theaters. right after like leaving the comedy. clubs like cuz you know obviously agents. go who the numbers we're doing we could.

What stadiums do you want to do I was. like dude can I get used to a theater. first cuz it's a totally different. performance it's a different timing for. sure yeah you got to hold laughs longer. and also I realized once I I went to. watch Lewis Black and uh we were doing. the same place the next night and we got. there early and Joey and I went across. the street and we it was like right. there and so we we were sitting in the. audience and when he was killing when he. got with big laughs he would. occasionally have a tag that he would.

hit that I didn't hear because so many. people were laughing and I was like oh. wow that's something to take into. consideration cuz I didn't think about. that cuz we were like in like probably. the 30th row back and it was a pretty. big theater and so the Roars were really. loud like when he was killing it was. really loud so as the laughter what and. then he was like and I didn't know what. he said I'm like oh you can't hear. because people you got to wait like for. certain tags you can't hit them like a. comedy club like Bang Bang Bang the.

laughter the loudness of the laughter. when you're in the midst of it it's too. loud yeah oh D I got I got so lucky I. was um I was able to be on the show with. one of Chappelle's birthday shows in at. MSG this past week and i' had never been. to a stadium before I i' never even like. been to Madison Square Garden so I I. don't know that I've really been to a. stadium no I've been to a Clipper a. Clippers game in my life that's it but. I've never per anything that big and. like my first couple jokes up there I. realized I stepped on the laughs like. probably five times cuz it takes you.

literally have to. go like the laughs take so much longer. to get to you yeah 15,000 people is. another level up above theaters but the. but the the positive energy when the. joke does hit [ __ ] the biggest place I. ever did with Dave and I did uh 25,000. people in Tacoma Washington that was. bananas 20,000. it was bananas yeah it was so fun. Goggins was there for that one no way. yeah um it was the Tacoma doome Tacoma.

that's a sick name it was dope we did it. in the round too it was bonkers the the. laughs are just like what is this when. you when you hit a big punchline and the. whole place just falls out you're like. holy [ __ ] I haven't done in the round. yet I don't know if I'd like it it's. great is it it's intimate it's weirdly. intimate oh I would like that then the. thing is you're surr you're really in. there with the people as opposed to a. theater see the thing about or uh if. you're doing a um an arena and it. doesn't have a round the thing is like.

you have this big ass stage and you're. above everybody and there's like a a gap. and then so there's the stage which is. you and then there's them but when. you're in the round then it's everyone. in a circle so people are looking at. people everyone's in. there across at each other and we're all. feeding off each other and everybody's. having a good time so everyone's. laughing and it's fun and you're.

wandered around so it's playful you. wandered around this big circle it's. great [ __ ] I'm going have to try I love. it I'm going to have to try it's my. favorite way to do big places by far I. don't like doing them the other way the. other way it just feels like I want to. be out there with you guys I don't want. to be like up here feels weird I also. feel bad for somebody sitting so [ __ ]. far away in an arena well usually they. have big screens too but that's not. that's not what you're there for you. know yeah but it's you're there also. just like the experience of experiencing. it with a lot of people there you know.

yeah like there's a thing about. experiencing things with a lot of people. like a big like I saw Guns and Roses in. gree I saw Guns and Roses saw phot it. was so dope but it was just the the feel. of all those people having a good time. there like just just this wave of fun. and positive feeling that's like in the. air that I think people it's like that. thing that I was saying that there's. like there's things in the world that.

you can't measure but they're real and. we seek them out you know we seek out. these weird moments where people. collectively can experience something at. the same time I love that like. psychological sync up of there's just. something contagious of being in the. being in the middle of a crowd of people. enjoying themselves that just takes so. you want to enjoy yourself as well it's. just it's contagious it's contagious for. sure is but fun is too you know it's. good times are contagious you know it's.

and so are bad times that's a good. that's a good book yeah good times are. contagious yeah yeah sounds like it's a. book on STDs though never mind never. mind we take it back never mind. thought. yeah um it's just a it's a weird aspect. of being a person you know we we don't. you know we have this like stupid myth. of the The Loner you know like you know. i' like to be by myself like that's not. good no that's not normal that's that's. somebody made to be that way I think.

every now and again it's good to be by. yourself but when I think about loners I. think of like Ted kazinski I think of. like the unibomber or some [ __ ]. psycho out there laying bear traps in. the middle of Montana you have to laugh. or you will go [ __ ] insane you I. think people need people too I just I. don't think it's a good thing to be by. yourself too much and I think that's one. of the things that really freaked. everybody out about the. pandemic when everything got locked down. and people were terrified and they were. in their homes for months and months at. a time without any interaction with.

other people when they finally did see. people they didn't know how to behave. they were weirded out everybody was. scared yeah it was so uncomfortable it. was so weird it was so weird it was such. a mind [ __ ] when you tour do you. travel with a lot of people no no no. I've been because i' that's like the. most specific thing I've been trying to. build with the tour I'm on right now is. I wanted to make sure I surrounded. myself with people who were going to. make all of this journey positive and.

fun for me if you have a lot of people. not a lot of people but the right people. well yeah look good people I travel with. good people that I know like Comics that. I know people that I know yeah but. sometimes people get on toes I I won't. understand it's just chaos my God not. only that there's always problems. there's always the guy that's late. there's always the guy that's a mooch. there's always a guy that does this. there's always a guy trying to get you. to [ __ ] go in on some liquor deal. with him.

yeah or CBD I know guys who have [ __ ]. entourages and when I run into the. Entourage it's like there's a few of. them that are really cool there's a few. of them they're just you. know oh you got a lot of people around. you man this is a lot of things to. manage like what do you do you like this. some people like it though they like. Rolling Deep you know two three SUVs F. dude I also don't love going out out. afterwards yeah dude I I mean I mean. every city we go to is like hey this.

this club wants to host you for a free. night of whatever and I'm like dude I I. not only need but want sleep yeah but. you can't get get it so stay out you. can't definitely wouldn't get maybe if. you went out maybe that's what's the key. to you getting some. sleep go out a little. partying do you drink no not really not. at all at like for an occasion does that. put you out no because I'm a tequila guy. oh which is kind of that upper a little. bit is that real I think it is I always.

do feel like I have a little bit more. energy that before haven't is that a. myth yeah is that a myth it's alcohol. it's alcohol it's alcohol but isn't. there some sort of an effect that's. different because is tequila it seems. different it's clear that's the. different that's the one difference that. we did dig into like it's clear it. doesn't have additives it's probably the. most pure and any of those impurities. are things that can cause hangover I. mean I'm not a fan of any of it I I hate. all alcohol I don't I don't enjoy any of. it it tastes [ __ ] terrible it's not. good for you all those things are true.

but I like it what you drink I like a. whiskey oh yeah you're grown [ __ ] man. an American Whiskey on the Rocks I just. I can't I like that taste I like the wo. you like suffrage I like it it's not. suffering no it's like. yeah that's what it's. like you can also enjoy m I enjoy that. too I like [ __ ] Gatorade [ __ ] I like. a lot of. things when I drink Gatorade I never.

go but if I drink Buffalo Trace I'll. I'll drink Buffalo Trace and. go you don't you don't you don't smoke. cigarettes do you I have smoked. cigarettes before comedy shows oh really. does it just calm you down no lights me. up lights my really yeah never could do. it my parents were heavy smokers I like. cigar. well it's it's a very dangerous habit. and even I think about that when I do. shows sometimes like I limit myself to. one or two cuz if I I feel like I start.

liking it and I start smoking all the. time [ __ ] that that's terrible for you. it's terrible for you to just do you. know supposedly those American Spirits. are better because it's just tobacco but. all of it is like burning leaves in your. lungs yeah and it doesn't it doesn't. seem to like marijuana does not seem to. have the same health problems with. people's lungs unless you're probably a. chronic marijuana smoker cuz you got to. think how much much of the paper are you. smoking cuz you're not just smoking the. leaf and how and especially if you're.

rolling blunts I know a guy a lot lot of. guys blunt guy who love Blunts and. they're smoking blunts all day long so. you're taking in a lot of tobacco yeah. that's a lot of tobacco on top of the. weed you ever do the Pens pens pens I. mean that can't be good for you right. like that is just chemical isn't it well. it's it's definitely chemicals right. there it depends on how they manufacture. them but it's different kinds of oils I. know some of them do it with like MCT. oil which is like food grade oil but I.

don't know if there's like strict. standards on that stuff as far as like. and where are you getting them made you. getting them made here are you shipping. those [ __ ] to China like how you. who's making these things yeah they're. $7 they can't be made here well too. accessible they probably can't make the. they probably can't import the actual. cannabis so I bet they actually do make. it here now that I think about it that. makes sense that they probably do make. it here they probably have to make it. here but do they make the pens here like. the ones that explode and go through.

people's brains oh is that a real thing. I thought that was a myth I thought that. happened one time and all of them do it. there was this one where this guy had. this like thing lodged in his head in. the X-ray I'm like Is that real I want. to believe it's real cuz the The Vape. exploded yeah like like a rocket but. that doesn't even make sense I can't. yeah meis seems like it would just blow. out it doesn't seem like it would Propel. forward with the kind of thrust that. would be required to enter your brain. it's not a musket right it's not a.

Canon bring us back to the Canon. days just think about that man Wooden. Boats shooting iron balls at each other. I mean take it back take it back more. centuries when you had to be in a KN. vaping can seriously damage your health. ecigarette exploded in teenager's mouth. breaking his jaw and blowing out teeth. because of his botch do it-yourself. hacks oh God this kid he was in Russia. of course it was in Russia um these wild. people did you see the picture before I.

scrolled up he was n years old it's. gnarly oh let me see we want to see it. oh Jesus oh my god oh blew his face. apart oh God damn it. oh oh. oh oh my God oh my God I wasn't sure if. that's the same one you saw but that. sounded. close blew his face apart this it said. the ecigarette company I I believe it. said often times the problem isn't the. pen it's the people who use it the most.

gaslighting [ __ ] I've ever read yeah the. guy was probably the one that caused the. accident yeah he made it explode we had. Peter Berg on the other day and he was. talking about the opioid crisis because. he created that series uh painkiller on. Netflix if you haven't seen it's [ __ ]. incredible but it's about the Sackler. family and how they created this and one. of the things that they did was when. when people got hooked on oxycoton they. they had like a policy of hammering the. abuser go after them they're drug.

addicts like shame them so that's what. they would do like oh he was a drug. addict this person was a drug it has. nothing to do with whether or not our. our drug is adictive he's a drug addict. and so that's what they did that was. their gaslighting but you can't be a. drug addict without without the drugs I. know but drug problem if you can make. someone think that someone else is a. drug addict that's a shameful thing oh. he's a drug. addict it's shameful and so they shame. the.

abusers that's [ __ ] up yeah it's. typical corporate gaslighting they like. to do stuff like that it's fun change. the narrative get that Russian troll. Farm involved start going after those. drug addicts those damn drug addicts are. the problem it's not the pills I take. mine on a regular basis I have had zero. problems and in fact I had to go off. before surgery and I had no problem what. ever I did it the way the doctor told me. to the FDA is smarter than you I hope.

you know I can see this written on. Twitter already yeah I have another I. have another social media Theory to go. along with these troll Farms okay so you. know how there's like a new Tik Tok. dance every week I I've heard about. these things oh same as much as I I post. on Tik Tok I don't [ __ ] watch. anything it's it's the thing I'm most. proud of good for you but anyways. there's always something trending every. single week there's some new dance that. every girl from 11 years old to 40 years. old is doing right but to my.

recollection at least up until 2015 if. somebody came up with a dance the douge. the cat daddy like that person was. famous for making that dance a thing. right everybody knew who that was yeah. there's never an originator of these. dances and I have a theory that Tik Tok. does AI dances of trends that they push. out to people's streams and go and then. everybody goes oh this is the trend I. have to do that now cuz how there's. never a person taking credit for I was.

the first person to [ __ ] do whatever. this [ __ ] is that never happens I think. it's I think it's AI infiltrated Trends. I don't believe they're really creative. by people well Tik Tok is a genius. company if you want to look at it from a. perspective of how effective it is and. it's interesting because you know I had. Adam Curry on do you know what Adam. Curry is he's the original podcaster. okay podcaster number one and he has a. different Theory than a lot of most. people that I talk to say Tik Tok is. dangerous it's like tracking all your.

information and everything you do online. but his theory is they're all doing that. and what they don't like is that this. Chinese company's eating their lunch. this Chinese compan has figured out a. way to have the most addictive out of. all of these social media sites Tik. tok's the most addictive and he's saying. like look they're if you don't think. that they're all tracking your [ __ ] on a. regular B they they're definitely doing. that and they're probably using your. microphone there's a weird coincidence. that pops up all the time where you're.

talking about something and then you see. ads for it like that's weird did you. watch social dilemma yes I did crazy I. had the guy uh who uh who did it Triston. Harris come in and and talk about it. it's a a [ __ ] it's terrifying it's a. terrifying thing and it's it's we're. interacting with something that we're. not designed for yeah like we evolve to. experience Natural Things animals. Wildlife beautiful scenery that's why we. react to those things that's like part. of what we are and now all of a sudden.

we're locked into this thing that we. don't have any like reference of history. for there's no like well back in the. 1800s when high-speed internet first was. available there was a lot of confusion a. lot of propaganda got pushed by various. Nations until mind reading became. available you know and then it made. lying impossible like that's literally. what we probably need get out of this. mess we need mind reading we need mind. reading we need to make lying impossible.

and it's we got to get to it before they. have complete total control of your. money we got to we got to do it before. people agree to a centralized digital. currency that's attached to a social. credit score system if we can get to. mind reading before that then people. will uprise and then they'll realize. like okay this is outrageous like this. is not how the world's supposed to be. run and if it's ubiquitous like if the. whole world has mind reading software it. makes all that other stuff very.

difficult I mean you could somehow or. another Force compliance but it's going. to be very difficult to do that with all. the soldiers in sync now it's going to. be very difficult to like lead armies. where people are going to know what your. actual intentions are and they're going. to know that this is motivated by money. and that this report that you've brought. in front of Congress about the the. movement of these terrorists and the the. dangers of their weapons of mass. destruction we're going to know it's not. true so it's not it's going to end Wars.

do do you do you have do you have any. idea how mean it is to bring guests on. the show get them so high and then talk. about the worst possible realistic. outcomes of this world I don't know if. it's the worst possible I have to go. build a [ __ ] bunker after this and. get all my cash and gold immediately no. you're gonna be fine you're gonna be. fine it's just this is a different life. and we we have to adapt on the Fly this. is we're we live in a different life. this is a different life than any human.

being that we are aware of has ever. lived in when would you have liked to. have lived I like this time right now. really yeah this is what I'm accustomed. to I enjoy it how old are you 56 what. year were you born. 1967 I would have liked to have been. born in like 62 really grow up through. the 70s enjoy the 80s as a young adult '. 90s become become a real adult start a. family and then learn all this stuff. later I I don't like being a part of.

this generation at all well that's kind. of what I did I mean I I became uh an. adult human before the internet and then. the internet came around and I first got. on it when I was 27 that was the first. time I went to Comp USA and I bought a. little Apple computer and it was hooked. up to like a 144 modem and you had to. dial up to get online it was like oh. yeah I'm so lucky to have got to witness. that it was so slow like it was Comp USA. you'd go on to like uh these what was.

that one website that everybody used. that went away AOL amerline America. Online You've Got Mail and You' get an. email you're so excited like oh my God. someone wrote me and you'd like write. your friends like this is crazy I'm. writing letters to my friends I read. something about you in the internet and. I'm curious if it's true is it true you. used to spend like tens of thousands of. dollars on high Internet to play a video. game better I spent a lot of money. having a T1 line installed in my house. shut the [ __ ] up to play what to play.

Quake what is Quake Quake is uh an. amazing 3D online uh Death Match Game. where you're running around with like. rocket launchers and rail guns and. you're running through these mazes and. you're you're fighting other people that. are on your screen in like real time. you've never heard of quake. show him some Quake 3 Arena you're the. scariest nerd I've ever met been meaning. to not tell you they just remastered.

Quake 2o so it's like it's just came out. like a week ago in new like HD 4K never. seen good it. looks oh my God it looks so. good so this was the game I really. started with was Quake. 2 there's new levels too they made new. stuff for it but the thing about this. this game is not really um the levels. the thing about this game is death match.

right well what was Death Match Death. Match is one-on-one or team versus Team. like you're on a team with four like you. could what you could do is you could you. would jump on a server online and you. would look to join a team like say if. you're playing rocket Arena you could. find a server you could just join a team. okay and so and then once the teams were. filled the game would start game begins. in three. and then you're you got like your side. is like one color and the other side is. green and you're running through this. [ __ ] maze looking for the enemy and.

trying to acquire like weapons and all. these different things but it's this is. the game this is Quake 3 Arena and so. it's these wild Graphics this looks fun. it's fun very very early 2000s I love. give some volume so you can hear it so. you hear things too you hear your. footsteps and you're running through. here and then you find you find the. people people and he duking it. out and when you hit him it makes a Tak. the lead oh I love that oh [ __ ] so now. he's got to get the health give me some.

health give me some armor I can see. getting addicted to this oh [ __ ] yeah. you can I'm getting it right now it's so. fun and this dude's good so this dud. dude is's playing here he knows what the. [ __ ] he's. doing now he's got a rocket launcher oh. [ __ ] now [ __ ] are about to. die look at that. now's got to get some armor and your. internet speed would depict how how.

quick your movements are and everything. how crisp you could play the game yes it. it it's uh it it it's the lag is the big. one like how close you are to the server. that's a very important thing and how. good your internet connection look how. good this guy is this guy's a killer so. these kids who play this game and maybe. even adults they get so damn addicted. that they they learn all the Maps inside. and out so they know all the moves on. the maps like there's certain places. where you can hop from one ledge to. another ledge and you could camp and.

stand there and they come through the. doorway you blast them there's all sorts. of like weird sneaky little tricks in. these games oh that is so cool these. people get really good at it I was. curious if that was true so addictive it. was so addictive I had a quick cold. turkey and then we we built a a land. room at our old studio in LA and I had. to quit cold turkey again got too crazy. yeah Quake the new new version of it. what is the new the online Quake. Champion the one they're playing yeah. they still they the championship and. this guy Rafa he's been the man in this.

game for forever few years yeah so these. guys are like top of the give me some. volume really the besty you think you're. this bigly scale that can then just go. in and Bully the frags away look at they. got commentary like it's a sport. amazing I will say I don't get it I. don't I don't get watching other people. play video games well because you play. it so if you play the game you know the. game and you know how hard it is and you. know what he's what he's doing is so.

impressive is it lower their. volume it's like golf or other sports if. you don't get the sport you won't like. watch it's it's one like for me cuz I. play it this is very intriguing like it. just feels like video games are. something that if you play it enough. anybody can get good at it yeah but it's. a lot of like Fast thinking hand ey. coordination you have to practice your. aim there's a lot going on there's. different weapons behaving different. ways they're studying the maps and.

strategy I mean it's just [ __ ] that. dude up woo I can't imagine sitting down. and watching this when like there's. pornhhub you know what I mean once you. jerk off then you go right back to it. you know what yeah you know what two. things can't be true you're right look. how this guy's doing this this is genius. man he's really good it's very it's so. fast-paced is this is this video sped up. how play this is how quick the game is. that's one of the things that's exciting. about it because it requires you to. really think quickly and move quickly.

and you're changing weapons and the guy. he's playing can't kill him either he's. up 8 to0 right now and that's very. frustrating for the other guy and the. guy every time he spawns he's got no. energy or uh rather uh no weapons he's. just got a [ __ ] standard gun that. you're not going to kill this guy with. so the longer you live you get more. powerful well the longer you Traverse. the map and accumulate all the different. um the different armor and [ __ ] so this. guy every time he [ __ ] that dude up he. gets some of his armor he's getting the.

super health so all these things look at. that oh he's [ __ ] that dude up oh he. got. killed huh yeah yeah that guy's really. good he's really good but that's what it. is it's like you get so and it's so. exciting it's so much more exciting than. literally anything else that's a game. more than Halo people love play Halo. play but it's kind of the same sort of. thing it's a first person shooter right. and you're running around is in Halo. first person or is a third person first. so those things are just super super.

addictive I think the chat rooms will be. addictive people say the meanest crazy. [ __ ] they crazy dude it's insane they go. crazy on those online they actually just. made an announcement about that that's. going to change you get something like. eight strikes which I don't know exactly. how they're going to count those but. they have ai listening now so all those. game chats are being recorded game ST. [ __ ] as you start talking [ __ ] they're. going to start striking you down and you. get have to take a break for a year or. something oh my God good well they're. just going to sign back on [ __ ] your.

new email address whatever it is still. wear a fake nose [ __ ] out of here change. the stop you're not going to stop these. junkies these people are straight upun. bad it has changed as racist as it can. be and all of it this is so funny people. aren't good it's so. funny well they definitely like to be. naughty oh the the the things people. will say when people can't see who's. saying it yeah people like to be naughty. it's impressive dude well it's also it's.

like you feel like you're protected. you're you're in Sweden or you're in. [ __ ] Montana you're on the Internet. it's a fake name you know you're super. killer 69 whatever and you're out there. [ __ ] people up and I wanted to I. wanted to do like a modern troll version. of Bully Beatdown remember that show oh. yeah like you use the same technology. and sources they use for like catfish. you know how they do all this research. to really find the person so say you're.

talking [ __ ] to. [ __ ] sugar Sean right like you're. like this constant troll you're always. talking about how what a trash fighter. He Is We team up with Shawn we do the. research we find out where this dude. really is and we go you said you could. beat him up or a 15-year-old girl could. beat him up look like a dozen times so. we're going to offer you an amount of. money to put your money where your mouth. is but he also gets the chance to whoop. your ass yeah the guy's going to go um I. didn't really really mean that of course. but then he look but then at least looks. like a [ __ ] in front of everybody but. he's got to have to sign the waiver. that's where it's you got to you got to. give him enough the money has to be.

worth it yeah but the thing is they're. not going to [ __ ] win you know I. always wondered that about cops like how. do they do they have to sign they have. to sign waivers right on the show Cops. yeah remember so cops does but I told. you that that show that's been going on. it was called live P it's called. something else now they have a weird. workaround because it's live on TV. streaming for three hours a night and. it's like they always say they're. following me don't worry about them the. cops are doing a documentary about us. you oh and I guess that's the loophole.

just sort like the prank calls in Vegas. kind of thing. huh that's hilarious man can you imagine. being that [ __ ] up you're like yeah I. still I still want to see the tape back. when I get out of jail well you're on. meth and your [ __ ] pans are down by. your ankles and you're on TV there's a. light in your face and you you just piss. all over your pants you're like. huh why were you driving that car car I. don't know man I'm not you're on meth. you're like I'm just trying to get home. [ __ ] I'm not built for jail dude I hope.

I never go why am I. awake and then they offer you like 500. bucks yeah okay perfect and you just. sign away next thing you know you're. Travis was you on TV pissing your pants. were you doing math and coding. again I don't [ __ ] know why am I on. TV those poor people man but they've got. the Highlight type forever you know it's.

such exploitation do you remember when. Steven Sagal had a show like that I. remember hearing about it I never saw it. bro was he like his own Dog the Bounty. Hunter Tom seura had had a whole bit. about it Tom seura became obsessed with. Steven Seagal at one point in time it's. in his first special right or the second. one well I forget which one but but. stepen Seagal he was he was like a cop. like an actual cop like he went through. the academy and everything I don't know. the law man the law man so I don't know. maybe they deputized him I don't know.

how that [ __ ] worked but Steven. Seagal was hanging out with these cops. in Louisiana in Jefferson Parish and he. started taking on a Louisiana accent no. he did not yes he did yes he did it was. amazing see if you could find video of. him talking he's a [ __ ] character. that. guy so imagine a kid and you know maybe. he selling crack or whatever and you get. pulled over by [ __ ] Steven Seagal.

like you've got to think it's Punk and. he's actually got a real gun and he. might shoot you and his camera's there. like what is going on am I in a movie. like you would think you're in a movie I. would do that I would do something like. this imagine that like you're a kid and. you're in a bad you grow up in a bad. neighborhood you're 17 this is the first. time you ever met anybody famous uhhuh. you're getting arrested by him St Sagal. it's the [ __ ] guy from above the law. everybody's seen Above the. Law yeah how can you possibly take this. serious also if they start roughing you. up you're going to be kind of pissed off.

that Steven Seagal is just allowed to. touch you like. [Music]. this they're going to tase them. everybody off so they're tasing the. guy so what is this guy have crack what. is it a mask.

carjacking they have a beautiful way of. talking people from. Louisiana I would probably start talking. like that if I moved there I would adopt. it my opener from Louisiana a beautiful. way of talking it's like a there's a. flow to it you know it's like it's. wholesome it's yeah it sounds good like. a it there's a cool flow to it makes you. feel safe I don't feel I don't feel in. danger when somebody from Louisiana. talks to me oh yeah I'd feel in danger. if I was tied up and they were talking.

to me like that well yeah well yeah made. if anybody ties me up they're to sound. terrible error might be murdered or. raped all the. above. wow depending on how they're feeling. which one starts. first you know again not built for prism. you watch that show like 60 days in 60. days in prison no is it 60 days in the. name of it it might be 30 I think it's. 60 where it's like they send regular. people into into jail like like a a.

county jail or something like that or a. state jail I guess if that's a thing oh. my God they send them to they send them. in as actors oh my God to try to like. infiltrate like you know who's bringing. the drugs in who's who who the king pins. in here and look bro some of them rise. in the ranks within like a week it's. impressive but also so insulting and so. dangerous super [ __ ] dangerous and. sometimes they get compromised no.

sometimes they get compromised like once. the prisoners figure out they'll be like. cuz some of the prisoners have heard. about the show so sometimes they'll be. interviewing the Prisoners the prisoners. like yeah I think I think he's on I. think he's from that show 60 days one a. cop it said he was like watching. behaviors of other officers this guy. volunteered to join his father in the. program wow substitute teacher. electrician the cop is an interesting. one he entered the program to observe. the behaviors of the Corrections. Officers maybe he heard there's some. abuse going on people can just people. can just volunteer wow see what it was.

like this guy's martial arts trainer wow. brought his son with him to show what it. was like in. prison yeah this guy has family members. in there this lady she wanted to see. what it was like for. them whoa yeah that's crazy former gang. member wow it's impressive they go in. there and they really they really live. with these people and they get they get. they get information. some some dudes rise to ranks of being. like the head of the cell block and then. at the end of 60 days get to go ah got. you are these like oh my God that's so.

crazy are these like um minimum security. like they going they're not it's noton. it's it's jail still yeah yeah which I. mean it's still dangerous I mean you see. a fight on every [ __ ] episode oh my. God it's so impr the Geniuses that are. in jail is First Guy season six he's a. super fan and he's a big and wanted to. see if he could just try try it out oh. my God yeah spoiler alert on that one uh. oh yeah does it not work out pretty.

early I can only imagine yeah yeah the. the average person wouldn't do well in. there no there's people there's people. who the first day when they're getting. checked in and they're just like in that. cold cell with everybody else while. they're getting all their paperwork and. [ __ ] done cuz they they book you like an. actual in you do the entire process wow. um and some people break in there they. just get the pressure they like you know. they tell themselves things but like I. like somebody's looking me like they're. on to me they already know I'm a fake I. mean if they get if if these prisoners. find out you're a fake like they're. going to murder you cuz you know all. their secrets especially when you're.

sleeping oh yeah sleep around them yeah. that's where like your way of sleeping. would like really come in handy up run. [ __ ] you'd have all that time to think I. got to figure out who's going to be my. boyfriend but I'm up all night you. figure it out might as well cash in you. figure it out man you start a cult in. prison has anybody not done that yet I. bet they have had had to have had to. have that's also one of the scariest. places to investigate a prison dude well. there's a lot of con men that go to jail. and if you're a con man like a Manson.

like you let that guy in a general. population start my God yeah he's watch. on Apple TV seen it no what is that very. good it's about based on true story it's. a dude like almost like you're. describing he's a badass Hustler can run. [ __ ] really fast they find out about it. like hey we'll give you a chance to get. out of here he's in like 10 years plus. 15 years maybe for drugs and stuff. he has to go get a serial killer to. confess where the bodies are hidden and. they can't get anybody to break this guy. and it's just about that like that's. what the episodes are all about who's in.

that it's really good uh Taran Edon EG. Edon oh he's really good and then the. guy who played like Richard jeel in the. Richard jeel movie and he's the Olympic. Park bomber too and that that guy great. who is that guy I don't know his name. off top find it give that guy his. propers he's really he's really good in. it too some people are just really good. talkers yeah they can talk theel in or. out of anything it's scary isn't it oh. yeah into anything around any group of.

people and can tell a a check a. checkable lie yeah and just can commit. so hard to it name is Paul Walter Hower. is the actor's. nameer what's it called again blackd. Show's called Blackbird your though well. when I get to watch a TV show again oh. you said you don't watch TV. sorry there's the yeah this is him. getting arrested gets the Jamie Cel of. approval yeah then this guy he's just. like a crazy I forget exactly though I. don't know if it's like children or. whatever but they think he's got bodies. buried.

somewhere this guy it's really good and. this guy has to get close to him yeah. wow they approach him about it that's. the scary [ __ ] right like that guy in. Long Island wife had no idea he's out. there killing prostitutes for several. decades oh dude serial killer stuff is. so fascinating to me so fascinating and. how you can just look live your life. normally and they get away with it some. of them like the Zodiac Killer they. never caught that guy he got away with. it man I thought they caught him he's.

still out there I believe they never. found him I believe they never caught. the Zodiac Killer I'm pretty sure I'm. fascinated by John way gayy stuff it's. fascinating it's because because it's. such an insane level of psychosis. dressing up like a clown it's so. terrifying yeah and just burying them. under the house never caught the Zodiac. wow yeah that's part of what the. official investigation remains open. public interest has remained High. countless theories have gained traction.

over the years pointing a finger at. various men who share physical markers. or specific interest with the FED killer. they did crack the code though but I did. they did I don't think they know who he. is still AI was like I could get that. quick that's what I thought it was take. so much time for you. [Music]. dummies oh what does it say it's been. reportedly revealed. oh no let's see what it says here um DNA. points to an Air Force veteran according. to Independent investigation agency. their information is solid DNA evidence.

interesting is the guy still alive or is. he dead huh inaccurate says that tweet. inaccurate um I don't know was what so. what is the the community notes on the. tweets say inaccurate can we click on. those was it. say Al code break okay it says. misleading tweet title inaccurate. attached article States the FBI denies. cases closed article States author has. cited a whistleblower not FBI. identification read tweets linked.

article also case Breakers group making. claims not FBI okay so it's not that the. FBI said that this case is closed so. it's a a theory didn't they catch Rich. Richard Ramirez from his shoes did they. yeah I think they found his shoe print. you know what's most [ __ ] up about. guys like that they go to jail and then. women want to marry him why why is that. I think it's some ancient Primal. Instinct that some women have to be.

connected to Killers what yeah like they. they they do they see it as a power I. mean I wonder there's probably like. legitimate psychologist like Jordan. Peterson can answer this much more. accurately but I would imagine there's. something because it's such a forbidden. thing to do to kill people someone just. kills people all the time there's. probably some bizarre ATT raction that. some mentally ill people have to someone. like that that's probably based on it's. probably based on DNA because if you. wanted your children to survive you.

would better off you'd be better off you. know back in the Barbarian days with uh. a slaughterer not a slaughtery right. that's the guy you want you level of of. unhealthy Alpha long as he doesn't kill. you yeah you [ __ ] him and he kills. everybody else like they might even see. romance in that like he CH he uses to. kill everybody else not me vampires. that's the thing about vampires women. like like the whole Twilight thing as. long as he doesn't kill me you know he's.

like he's out there eating sucking deers. dry because he doesn't want to kill. people anymore do you believe in. Vampires well um I think scientifically. they believe that if vampires existed. there would be no more humans cuz it. would just be a matter of time they just. get us all and then turn us all into. vampires and then just the amount of. people that would get turned into. vampires it would be an epidemic you. wouldn't be able to stop it if they were. superhuman and their powers and all that. stuff they would just overrun us I guess.

that's that they would just overrun US. unless they would unless they also would. recognize that they would run up a food. supply well then what are they going to. do to survive just to survive they have. to keep eating people and they keep in. either they kill the people or they turn. the people into vampires so it's like. depending on which lore you know which. which lore are you going by you going by. the one where they kill the people or. you going by the one where they drain. the blood of the ones they love and then. they let them turn into vampires because. it's romantic I me people definitely do.

drink blood it happens all the it happen. like those are real rituals that happen. in Europe all the time real Satan blood. ritual [ __ ] yeah for sure that's real. but then there's like you know how much. of it is just what people are scared of. they're scared of you know a a a thing. like that Me Maybe it represents. Psychopaths to them because the original. Dracula was based. on yeah Vlad I think it's Vlad Tes was. his name and this was a guy who. literally impaled people on staks and.

sat down and ate his lunch in front of. them insanity and there was a woman who. did bathe in the blood of children uh. that's a tricky one too that's Elizabeth. bathy yeah clinical vampirism but it was. but I don't think that was Tod do with. vampirism I think it was more I think. she just believed the blood kept her. youthful I suppose no well we'll get. into that in a second but look at this. clinical vampirism more commonly known. as Renfield syndrome is an obsession. with drinking blood the earliest.

presentation of clinical vampirism in. psychiatric literature was a psycho an. analy analytic interpretation of two. cases uh contributed by Richard L. Vandenberg and John F Kelly the authors. point out over 50,000 people addicted to. drinking blood have appeared in the. psychiatric literature from 1892 to 2010. 50,000 people this was documented in the. work of Austrian forensic uh.

psychiatrist Richard Von craft iig ibing. nailed it um many medical Publications. concerning clinical vampirism can be. found in the literature of forensic. psychiatry with the behavior being. reported as an aspect of extraordinary. violent crimes Jesus Jesus yeah so it's. a real psychological disorder yeah at. least 50,000 people in the past 150. years so the Elizabeth bath thing is an. interesting one because the story is.

that Elizabeth bathri was this woman and. she was beautiful when she was younger. but as she started growing older she. started murdering young maidens and. bathing in their blood and that she was. this evil psychotic serial killer and uh. that'd be a good movie that's a good. story but there's also a counter story. to that that what they were trying to do. was accuse her of this so they could. take her land because she was uh in. control of this very coveted Kingdom and.

they they essentially put her in house. arrest CU she was a royal even though. she was a serial killer supposedly yeah. but there seems to be some possibility. that there might be [ __ ] see if you. can find that see if we can find that I. just read that recently cuz we we talked. about that on the podcast then somebody. I forget who it was brought it up to me. like that might not that might not have. been what actually F her brutality has. been questioned by historians here it is.

several historians have argued that far. from being a cruel and barbaric killer. bathri was in fact merely a victim of a. conspiracy the Hungarian Professor try. that one llo llo Nagi uh claimed the. accusations and proceedings against B. were politically motivated due to her. extensive wealth and ownership of large. lands in Hungary it is possible that B's. wealth and power made her a perceived. threat to the leaders of Hungary whose. political landscape was overrun with.

major rivalries at the time B appeared. to have supported her nephew uh Gabor ba. ruler of Transylvania and rival to. Hungary it was not uncommon to accuse a. wealthy widow or murder or murder. witchcraft I think they meant to say of. murder witchcraft or sexual misconduct. to seize their lands that makes sense. that is crazy so the official story was. that she was a serial killer and that's. that's you know she was doing that to.

try to stay young uhhuh but if you. wanted to lock somebody up like that. would be the way to do it so she's a. [ __ ] serial killer highest number of. victims was 650 oh my God according to. the Guinness book world's records ba is. the most prolific female murderer and. the most prolific murderer of the. Western World this is despite the. precise number of her Victor victims. remaining unknown and debated upon. collecting testimony from 300 Witnesses. tho determined that b had tortured and. killed more than 600 victims the highest.

number cited was 650 however this number. came from a claim by a servant girl that. B's Court official had seen the figure. in one of her private books the book. never came to light Ba's victims were. said to have been hidden a variety of. places but the most common method was to. have the body secretly buried in the. church graveyards at. night so this was a servant girl that. claimed that she saw a book that said.

that she had killed 600. people she WR that down I guess yeah. she's like writing down in their blood. today. 41 imagine being such a psycho that. you've documented all the people that. you killed and bathe in their. blood imagine how many people have done. it in the blood but he kept a little. sample of all imagine how many people. have done it we don't know about I think. they all keep like little something oh. definitely yeah definitely has there.

been a serial killer for a while there's. a lot of them active right now in the. country really yeah there's always. active serial killers how didn't you. just never hear about it some of them. try it for a little while and they stop. try it for a little while yeah for real. like it's tobacco well they could they. could just try it for a while if they. get away with it it's not anal dog like. you can't dabble in Murder there's a lot. of broken people out there that I think. right now probably dabble in Mur murder. that's terrifying it is terrifying and. it's probably in other parts of the.

world even more common you know what. that's actually it's a weird Association. I have with scary movies murderer scary. movies never scare me because I know it. happens in the world every day ghost. demon monster stuff that's what scares. me ghosts it's up to your imagination. dem's monsters yeah yeah those are the. scariest I guess. well the scariest are Ali CU it's yeah. fear alien one movie oh God alien one. was like that to me is the scariest. scary movie ever what that movie was.

terrifying is it Close Encounters of the. Fourth Kind that takes place in Alaska. where they they they they combine the. actual footage of the Woman's real um. therapy sessions and stuff I don't know. I don't J you know I'm talking about. Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind it's. it's third or fourth kind which one's. the original movie Third Kind so this. one's Fourth Kind I'm I'm almost certain. probably wrong I've never heard of it. it's a really good move there's a woman. up in um I want to say I want to say. Juno or no no no what's the uh gnome. gnome Alaska and back in the day she was.

um she became famous because she claimed. uh aliens were basically like showing up. and abducting her and stuff right and. eventually her kid got abducted by. aliens or so that's the case and they. accused her of like killing the kid or. whatever it may be like obviously nobody. believes that this woman's son was. abducted her daughter was abducted by. aliens said it's not currently available. in our country it's it's like in Canada. I think it's it's showing up weird you. can only get it in Canada I don't know. good under the what that's strange.

interesting but they they have so it's. it's a movie about this case but they. splice in real footage of her therapy. session she had to go to that she was. going to while she was being abducted. each night and they like they do this um. I don't really know how to describe it. this deep meditative state that makes. you recall your dreams and she's like. describing all the things that were. happening to her these aliens and she. starts screaming she starts like. levitating up from the couch a little. bit like it's [ __ ] it's creepy as [ __ ].

it's a really good movie it's my. favorite Abduction movie I've ever seen. and obviously nobody believes her she. runs into the one. person oh yeah like the the that old. footage is like the real footage. wow so here's my issue with the alien. abduction thing other than this not like. any real solid evidence that you could. point to that's very. convincing it always happens at night. mhm and it always happens during the. periods where people sleep and when.

you're sleeping I'm not saying always. okay I'm sure there's some stories out. there I'm sorry but most of the stories. I've ever heard are people in their bed. they can't move aliens abduct them. they're in a car the car stops they wake. up aliens abducted them when you go to. sleep and you dream there are. psychedelic chemicals that your brain. makes and we don't know how much they're. making we don't know what effect that's. having on your dreams we don't know what.

is going on what is going on with dreams. what is going on with vivid dreams what. is going on with dreams that are they're. indiscernible from real life in. sometimes in a strange way like what is. that is that a psychedelic State your. brain goes into every night yeah and if. chemicals vary in human beings serotonin. varies dopamine varies everything varies. testosterone varies estrogen varies it. varies wouldn't you just assume those.

psychedelic chemicals would vary and you. wouldn't you just assume that sometimes. maybe even people are in uh very uh. agitated anxiety ridden States High. cortisol levels perhaps maybe those. chemicals are coming out in an abundance. too now if you're lying. in and you're having an. insanely Vivid and terrifying. interaction with aliens every night.

because your brain is just dumping. psychedelics into you and this is your. big fear so you're going to get abducted. by aliens again and then there they are. again leaning over your bed and they're. Reaching For You constant. paranoia and then here's the the the. mind [ __ ] of all mind [ __ ]. Maybe psychedelics are a gateway to some. other reality some other dimension. that's accessible by these creatures I. like this and that when you are getting.

abducted you really are getting abducted. like whatever your being is or your. spirit or whatever is you is getting. you're interacting with these things and. it feels real because it is real and. because we're thinking about the ability. to come in with other life forms as. being a physical thing and it might be. that there's a chemical Gateway in your. mind that when breached you enter into a.

dimension where physical bodies don't. exist anymore and everything moves in. this constant soup of geometric patterns. and that whatever your Consciousness is. whatever your soul is is decoupled from. the body and thrown into this realm I. imagine that's probably what happens at. death it probably is what happens with. death it's probably what what it's all I. mean that's probably why people think. about it that way that you're going to. transcend into heaven you're going to go.

into this new place it might be true it. might be like a lot of the old. depictions of like what happens when you. uh enter into a psychedelic State I've. heard this multiple times that it's like. a Well of Souls that you're interacting. with with Souls that are like. completely unattached to a physical. presence yeah and maybe that is maybe.

you're getting layers and layers of that. depending upon how [ __ ] up you are. where you're sleeping and maybe some of. those layers are boom aliens in the room. with you peeled back just aliens in the. room with you and maybe they can do that. maybe they can visit you while you're in. those States maybe that's what's. happening too I mean we're just a. assuming like before anybody invented a. cell phone camera like if you tried to. show that to someone from 1700 they be. like what the [ __ ] are you doing yeah.

like what is this yeah the idea of. transforming or or or or rather uh. traveling through another dimension even. in a non-physical sense even in like a. hologram sense and existing in a space. that's completely different from the. Dimension that you exist in yeah like. that might be a thousand years from now. normal [ __ ] like a cell phone picture. yeah yeah it's just without it's just. above our understanding for now it could.

be so it could be that makes total sense. to me because it's like what the [ __ ]. what the [ __ ] is Wi-Fi you know what I. mean you can't see it it's not a. physical thing you can see exactly what. the [ __ ] is Wi-Fi yeah how what's What's. happen you mean a text goes from my. phone to your phone what the [ __ ] does. that mean there's no wires what are you. talking about yeah so that makes total. sense not just a text but a video you. could send a video to your friend that. lives in China and it's the exact same. quality you saw with your own eyes they. might never maybe not China okay Japan. if you made a Tik Tok okay yeah you.

could send it to Japan you could send it. to Germany you could send if you have a. friend in Germany you could send that. person a video and they will get it you. send them an iMessage and they will get. it and they'll open up that video and. they'll watch it how like through space. a nonphysical transfer it's wild you. watch for sporting events on your phone. in real time it's we live in the future. yeah we just don't live in the future. where you can travel from one dimension.

to another and and exist in this other. dimension as long as this person is in a. certain psychedelic State yeah it's. totally believable yeah and honestly I. hope I hope there's some truth for that. there's a lot it's it's scary to think. about but that gives a little bit of. comfort to have just some kind of. answer I think the worst thing that. would happen if you died is if you stay. totally conscious imagine your body you. you you leave your body right you have. no more control the woods yeah you still. have a Consciousness and just but when.

people close your eyes you're just in. darkness for the rest of. Eternity so but okay hear me out super. high. conversation now you're you're conscious. in all black right but you because you. have power over your Consciousness you. can create so what do you do you create. some kind of reality now you're God and. of your own Consciousness and you create. beings within that you get so cooky that. you make your own reality because what. else is there to do besides create.

something in your Consciousness you. can't move you have no life anymore it's. just torture yeah that's that would be. the most you can't interact yeah imagine. what if God nobody knows you're there. what if God is exactly. that I think God is the whole universe. has to be that's what I think I think. this idea that God made the Universe I. think God is the universe mhm I think. that makes more sense that this whole. thing is. just the whole thing is just this. infinite. infinite creation machine that.

creates galaxies solar systems stars to. everything to microorganisms yeah that. it's all by this strange mathematical. process that exists where everything. gets more and more complex everything. from the the beginning to now now and. then the humans and whatever is past. humans they're just constantly making. things more complicated and more. advanced even like you know the way.

planets form then life grows on them and. then that life figures out gunpowder you. know like all that stuff is wild it's. wild because it seems to be like it all. is moving in this very specific way it's. like even in evolution animals don't. make it this is like the design sucks we. got a new design now this one's better. yeah like you guys ground Nest H there's. cats around here this is going to work. out up in the trees yeah it's so it's. it's it's a it's kind of weird to think.

that well here's one of the weird ones. right like people don't ever want to. believe in anything other than. scientific facts right and when you're. examining the universe we base it on the. information that we can currently get. from the web telescope and from space. you know exploration and all the stuff. that we've done so we have this. understanding of of the universe but it. all relies on a miracle it really does.

because it relies on this [ __ ] one. moment where for some reason something. smaller than the head of a pin became. everything you see in the sky. yeah but all based on odds but but it's. almost like to throw in your face like. the more you feel figure out about. everything the more you figure out. everything about the vastness of the. universe black holes and what is inside. of them like what is there something in.

is that a portal to another Universe it. has to be it might be I think that's the. only thing it can be to me but the more. you think about the complexity of all it. and that it all emerged from this teeny. tiny little what and what was before. that teeny tiny little thing what was. the teeny tiny thing what was that form. this universe exactly and where was it. it's almost like it wasn't in space if. it if it itself is space where the [ __ ]. was it it's almost like as intelligent.

as people get as they get more and more. advanced more and more knowledge they. have to kind of always admit they don't. know [ __ ] because there's no way you. know what happened you don't you can't. know it doesn't make any sense no one. has ever come up with any [ __ ]. reasoning that makes any sense while. this why this one thing would be smaller. than the head of a pin and then become. this infinite expansion that we see in. front of us yeah what what happened this. theories there's some brilliant theories.

there's theories that it's a never-. ending process of constant expansion and. compression which is really terrifying. it just it it continues to expand what's. really terrifying is that the whole. universe is eventually going to go back. to that [ __ ] p no it's not why would. that happen I don't know no you what. made it in the first place we're too. stupid to be talking about the Universe. I know but. is it I I mean if that I know that that. is a theory there's also a theory that. different universes collide with each. other and that they're like membranes. and they collide with each other and.

that could be what's creating Big Bangs. that would make the most amount of sense. for a reaction of that size dude it's. all scary it's so big we we just look at. it like numbers oh 13 trillion and we. had uh Brian keing on was explaining. that these people that are saying that. the universe is not 13.7 billion that it. might be 26 billion he said that's. really based on the development of these. galaxies that exist and it's it's not. definitive proof the universe is that. old but even like 13 billion what are.

you saying I know there's science behind. it but yeah what what also how do you. [ __ ] know man how do how do you. calculate that how do you know how can. you know Geniuses it's amazing it's. amazing just to think of how much we do. know and then how much we don't scary. it's so bananas. is it wildly unprofessional if I have to. pee so bad right now no we could wrap. this [ __ ] up too okay whatever this is. a lot of fun man dude this was so much. thank you so much having me on man um.

give everybody your social media where. they can find you website everything is. just Matt rfe mat a r i Fe website matri. official.com we're going to be add some. tour dates at the end of this year for. top of next year so every everything's. sold out right now right in the camera. like you're pres doing a little plug. he's doing a little plug so uh yeah. talking to you my friend likewise man. this a dream we'll have some fun tonight. I would love that thank you all right. bye everybody. [Music].

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