Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day hey Tim TR Rogan thank you for. brother always good to see you good to. be here you escaped from La before the. massive strike yeah well there was a I I. think it didn't affect flights as much. as I thought but it was a 11,000 city. workers decided to strike and a lot of. those are but air tra trff controllers.

are federal but the baggage claims all. screwed up they canceled a bunch of. stuff I don't know it's 11,000 city. workers I don't know what they're what. you know it's I think it's a bunch of. different groups of them that want stuff. yeah there like specific demands like is. it pay increase maybe they want to stop. getting killed by the. homeless maybe it's very reasonable. maybe it has nothing to do with money. and they're like we just want to stop. being like people flinging their exr at. us while we're clean the park could be.

yeah I don't know what it is I don't. know what the demands are maybe they're. scared they're going to be replaced by. AI like the actors and writers they. might be who knows you know what the. sketchiest thing that I saw about the. whole actor writer thing was that for. background players when people work on a. film they wanted access to their image. forever right so they would take you and. make a digital version of you so if. you're like a background guy instead of. paying background people to hang around. in some crowd scene they will now just.

fill it in with you so the same. background people which is like one of. the nutest [ __ ] like Fringe theories. of any catastrophe is that you have. these these actors like what do they. call them catastroph Crisis crisis. actors right where these people are. hired by the federal government and they. appear in like multiple different. scenarios where they say that something. happened.

enter into. build well they're striking next the. crisis actors they're going to go I am. worried that my likeness will be used as. Sandy Hook in perpetuity without my yeah. it's weird it's weird because it doesn't. seem like there's a way to prevent it. you know PR the digital use of your. imagery Well everybody's every business. in the world is using AI right you know. these movie studios and you know.

streamers spent a lot of money investing. in uh AI technology during the pandemic. they a lot of In-House AI projects and. you know I imagine that they're going to. utilize that technology to some degree I. agree though that it's creepy and it. will eliminate a lot of jobs and if. there's a way to stop them great but is. there there's no way there doesn't seem. to be a way no that train is rolling and. there's a lot of track in front of of it.

and it has insane momentum and you're. not going to put your hand out and stop. it yeah you might mitigate the effects. maybe the government would pass like a. law saying listen you can't replace more. than 10% of your Workforce with AI over. the next five years I don't know if that. would even be a feasible thing to do but. maybe they could do something like that. the problem is if you have a business. and the business can be better run by AI. do you have a responsibility to hire. human beings to do a lesser job great.

question it's a real good question great. and if you. listen like Drake songs that they're. coming out with AI so Eminem song that. just came out with they're good yeah. they're good I was just having a. conversation with post one about it. because you know post uses like autotune. but he writes all his own songs you know. and he he performs all his own songs and. I think his fans want to know that's him. singing the song they would probably.

still enjoy a fake post Malone song but. dude I saw him live last night when you. see these people singing along with him. it's something really powerful man it's. not just like a regular concert it they. they [ __ ] love that dude well look at. the Taylor Swift thing which I feel very. left out of because I'm the only person. that has not seen it and I don't I don't. get it like she's clearly talented and. God bless I just don't have that thing. where I'm girl that's all it is but the.

dudes are there too yeah Dave porno. loves it they all a lot of people love. it and I don't get it and I just and I. don't begrudge anyone else getting it. it's just not you but maybe if you go to. one live you'll get it yeah cuz it's. supposed to be a spectacular. show sure like tons of dancers and. visuals great yeah I. just that's phenomenal I grew up listen. to people like Tina Turner and Janice. jlin yeah and so to me it's like Taylor. it's different.

it's different that's all I'm going to. say I don't want to be attacked I don't. want people following me it's just it's. you know what I mean it's like this is. like the same thing about the Barbie. movie yeah maybe it's not for you that's. right and if it's not for you and you're. going and giving this scathing review of. something that's clearly not for you. right look I get it if that's your. business you're in the culture War. business you're in the critique business. you're you're in the reaction video. business I get it I get it but just as.

like a rational person yeah like imagine. being mad that people like Taylor Swift. no there's no anger I would love I. actually in like most cultural things I. wish I got it my life would be easier if. I got like I would be more included I'll. be able to participate in conversations. easier yeah um I I want to be in right. all these things that people like that I. can't get into I want to be in the. Barbie movie is an interesting one yeah. cuz it is clearly a movie that's made.

for girls and everybody else but also. it's a Barbie movie Barbie's appealed to. girls it's like saying Commando was not. just for guys right you know AR there. few there's a few people on the margins. that will like it right there's a few. lesbians that go to see Commando and. they're very into it few gay men really. love Barbie but the vast majority it is. gender specific yes and there's like a. tremendous amount of outrage about that. movie and when I went to see it.

apparently people are upset at my. reaction to it why I was genuinely. surprised that anyone be upset at the. movie right because like it's just what. they're mad about is talking about the. patriarchy but first of all it's a. [ __ ] parody movie right it's a movie. about a doll who comes to life and you. have a doll who lives in that world. where the doll's the most important. thing and it's all about Barbie and. Barbie's World of course the men would. be superficial Ken is superficial right. that's that's the plot that's the how. else are you going to make a Barbie.

movie where Barbie comes to life Ian. it's a great juer position like the. seeing the difference between the world. of living human beings where men are. running everything in the world of. Barbie world where the Barbies are the. Supreme Court and they all wear bikinis. on the Supreme Court that's funny it's. funny that's funny dude it's a funny. movie man it's like I just don't. understand why people would get so upset. at this movie that's just not made for. them well cuz it's how they you said it. it's how you make money yeah that's how. you make m War aspect of it is like come.

on people well there's I think an idea. that uh you know that everything that's. out right now there's political. implications to everything everything. and that's kind of exhausting right it's. tiring right figuring out if you're. yogurt is. woke like going through your grocery. going opening your refrigerator and. going what's woke is the mustard woke. it's it's crazy and I think people are a. little sick of it and I think it's a. little first of all all the food's. poison let's start there that should.

make more sense it should be the the. barbecue sauce is liquid sugar poison. not does it want trans people you know. to [ __ ] take their tits out at the. White House it's food and it shouldn't. you know but it's it's a level of wild. that you know I don't think people were. prepared for I think budlight made a. little bit of a mess right they put. Dylan Mulaney uh out there and then I. think people you know were kind of like. hey what's going on and then it just. became Firestorm and then like.

everything else is like contagion yeah. so it spreads now and now it's like well. what is Chick-fil-A doing are they doing. stuff that they shouldn't be doing yeah. it's kind of it's just it's getting TI. conservatives are trying to find fake. conservatives yes like they're engaging. the same sort of Behavioral that they. accuse the Liberals doing of these. liberal witch hunts yes they're doing it. with conservatives like you could never. be woke enough you could never be. conservative enough some of them like. want to call people closet like closet. liberals or you know that term Rhino.

yeah Republican in name only sure F the. tri the tribal war between human beings. that seemingly will always exist it'll. never end it's so fascinating how that. mindset just takes new forms you know. and and has the same behavior that the. thing that it hated decades earlier like. on the left like this this want for war. in Ukraine this trust in the military--. industrial complex in Ukraine like what. happened to you guys yeah guys are a.

totally different thing like no one's. discussing every argument made against. rightly the Iraq War and the Afghanistan. war like what's the plan yes we're going. to be in a quagmire you know the money. would be better used at home all of. those arguments were used you know at. nauseum by people on the left and they. were right and now if you bring up any. of those arguments about the Ukraine. you're called heartless it's weird. you're called a Putin apologist it's. weird so it's Weir the best take on it. was Trump right when he was doing what.

is her name Caitlyn Collins is that what. her name is the journalist that was. asking him and she was kind of like. trying to say in a gotcha way right who. you want to win you want Ukraine to win. this war and he said I I just want. people to stop dying and that is somehow. controversial yeah and that's and. because it's coming from him right. anything that he says no matter how. logical it is people are going to uh. attack 100% And and that was a very. logical statement I just want people to. stop Dying by the way that's the.

appropriate response to truly really. every war out there yeah is that there's. been no war that really hasn't been won. with some type of agreement treaty uh. compromise right most wars uh have some. type of end game where you can go okay. we got to split up territory we got to. start a provisional government whatever. it is now this might be more difficult. to do that but at the end of the day. unending conflict only hurts. the people in those countries fighting.

the wars and becoming victims of the. wars they don't hurt the people here. making a lot of money it's just so. sketchy whenever money gets involved. whenever you're realizing that people. have an incentive to keep this rolling. to the tune of who knows how many. billions of dollars so far like how much. has been spent on that war so far oh my. God I mean it's over a trillion probably. you know we spent a lot of M well what. got me interested what was why I started. to read about it and you know was like.

overnight overnight the worst people in. the world were were absolutely in love. with the Ukraine like the people that. you know again the pro-iraq war Pro. Guantanamo Bay Pro torture Pro you know. preempt of War they all were like very. much across the board the idea that we. have to support the Ukraine for as long. as it takes and give them whatever it. takes and I felt like that was crazy. because we've seen that in the past you.

bite Us in the ass a lot of different. places and they all I mean these are. like the worst people in the world the. people at Beverly Hills who are like. make valet cry who were like get my. [ __ ] car like those people they all. had Ukrainian flags on the outside of. their house but they didn't care about. Yemen they don't care about what goes on. in the Middle East in terms of like the. Palestinians or uh you know what's. happening over there they don't care. about a lot of issues and a lot of. places but they seem to really believe.

that we had to arm the Ukraine and. engage in kind of this proxy war with. Russia for an unending period of time no. matter how dangerous it got and Russia. is a country with a lot of nuclear. weapons so I mean what is the American. national interest in the continued in. that continued policy I don't know go to. any city in America right and you see a. lot of problems homelessness drug. addiction all of the money we're sending.

to the Ukraine probably could be used. here right and there was a long period. where everybody knew that there should. be something done to clean up the places. that got hit by the riots to deal with. some of the homeless encampments there. should be a way where reasonable people. can come to some solution we need. funding to fix these things yeah but the. fact that just all a sudden have. trillions of dollars yeah for this right. it's like where was all that money money. like why what about investing in cities.

what about well the beginning it was we. want peace and Ukraine was invaded by. Russia and and I understand you know. supporting Ukraine to a degree but now. we're talking about the only acceptable. outcome is regime change in Russia all. right and then there was this guy this. hot dog warlord this guy who sold hot. dogs and then was chopping people's. heads off okay he did this like fake. coup that didn't work and everybody in. our media was like he's going to be. great let's get rid of Putin who you. know his problems his faults.

notwithstanding and he's a murderer he's. done crazy things but we've lived with. him for 20 years in relative peace. meaning like yeah we've never had a war. with him right right he's done things in. his region but he was the first leader. after 911 to CL and say you know like. hey I'm sorry about that da d d da. whatever the case may be we were ready. to just get rid of him and throw in a. dude who hours before was lobbing. people's heads off in the street wild so. that to me is like start looking at. foreign policy going does anyone care.

about anything like do anybody like this. guy's a mass murderer he's running uh. the Wagner Group which is like uh you. know this group of like prisoners ex. prisoners that he recruited from Soviet. prisons from Russian prison and these. are like murderers and rapists he's. going let's go to the Ukraine and kill. everybody and then everybody's like no. he's the he'd be. great doesn't make doesn't make too much. sense to me and then that doesn't happen.

and everyone goes what the crazy thing. is that it's been adopted wholesale by. the left yes the people that are always. the most skeptical about war well were. but I mean if you look at a lot of Wars. I guess in history a lot of them have. been started by democrats it seems like. the party in power likes. War seems like if you're the party in. power in this country you do like a. war um with the exception of trump and I. know people get mad when I say this but. Trump wasn't in a ton of Wars I mean he. did do some drone strikes did things but.

you know the party and power he died. like a dog right right the party and. power they seem to like war and I get it. I would too I would too because it gives. you something to talk about and do well. Trump was uh the first guy that I ever. saw who was a sitting president who. openly admitted that the military. industrial complex wants you to go to. war yeah like when Eisenhower was. resigning he said it but Trump actually. said that he said it in an interview I. think it was with Steve Hilton on Fox. yeah which is just a Wild Thing to hear.

that they might be influenced to be more. inclined to not not Wars when they're. necessary but like Wars that they can. justify for financial reason and listen. we should treat the people that serve. the military with the respect of being. honest with them about what their. mission is right and why they're. somewhere yeah if you're going to make. the ultimate sacrifice for America. you're going to be make that sacrifice. you're going to put yourself In Harm's. Way you might die you have a family and. kids they're not getting paid millions. of dollars we're not making them famous.

they're not you know what I mean like. the you know we should treat them with. the respect of like the things they do. should be vital and necessary for our. security they shouldn't just be out. there making people money right exactly. which is why when I run the governor. when I run for governor of California. which I should you could probably win I. actually thought about it you know maybe. not seriously but you know maybe I said. why. not why not you would really get a lot.

of votes there's something about it. because you were serious about it I'm I. might be serious about it because like I. I the only thing that's going to be. against me is the hours and hours I have. of me talking that's going to be tough. because people are going to be able to. isolate sure lots of things I've said. and they've got they're going to go hey. this is crazy but and I also might get. bored with the job in a week and quit h. that's the problem that's the problem I. might just I might just book like a. comedy club and de Mo yeah it's nowhere.

good and I might just leave and go this. is kind of boring cuz I don't think you. know I don't know governing running. seems great winning is great governing. seems ter terrible it doesn't seem like. it's totally doable that's right it. seems like whatever changes you make. first of all imagine you're guy or a gal. or a non-binary person who just becomes. a president you have to run in and fix. all of the chaos you have to deal with.

everything involving foreign policy. you're responsible for everything. involving infrastructure. Transportation anything Financial you're. responsible for all the failures you get. very little credit for the success. they'll they'll just name the innovators. in each field that that did this and it. is a thankless job and that's why they. steal that is why they steal like you. got to give it to them the reason Pelosi. them steal is cuz she's like listen you. [ __ ] didn't care about the.

student lunch program we did no one. reported on that so the reality is we're. going to have to take a little off the. top you think that's what it is that's. probably what it is I think they just. get used to that job that gri yeah I. think people and I think that's how. people who are relatively good people. become politicians and get tainted by it. right I think when you get inside the. machine and you realize that influence. has a massive effect on all sorts of. decisions that get made and that there. some sort of weird loophole that allows.

you to know about laws that are going to. be passed in advance and then buy stock. and accordingly right in accordance. rather to which you know and it's not. insider trading it's not illegal it. should be and they all do it like if you. look at the like the congressman it's. right and left they're all but it's got. to be the it's got to suck to be the guy. who goes to Washington who doesn't do it. yeah you got to you got to suck so much. like if you get there and you're from. some [ __ ] state right Delaware something. and you get there and like you're going. to ruin the the party you're going to. blow the whistle like everybody's like.

dude this is how we make our money right. and you're the guy [ __ ] that up. that's got to be a lot of pressure they. would kill you it's like New York City. cops that's right yeah it's like that. movie The 75 yeah you know first day on. the job he sees a guy get thrown out of. a window it's like he jumped right and. like yeah definitely jumped you guys. just killed somebody yeah yeah I guess. there's so much pressure because you. don't want to be on the outs with. everybody yeah especially when you are. involved in this business it's very.

competitive right you're getting elected. all the time you're competing with other. people you're trying to get your name. out there and you you and you're you're. in this world where all these people. that are in this world are doing this. thing you're going to do that thing too. probably you'd have to be like or you'd. have to be very vocal against it and. that would be a real be a guy like. Bernie Sanders who like gets nothing. done people just like him yeah he's. liked but he gets nothing done he's from. Vermont he's like I'll you know I'm I'm. cool I believe in [ __ ] everybody's like.

good for you and then nothing happen I. think it would have been an interesting. one-term president yeah it would have. been very very interesting it would have. been very interesting if there was no. Shenanigans right if the the DNC didn't. rig the primaries because they kind of. did right I don't know how they did it. but this this is something that um. what's that woman's name who wrote that. book uh Donna Brazil Donna Brazil yeah. she talked about it and Sheed talked. about being terrified after uh Seth Rich.

got murdered right you know she was. terrified for her own life sure I mean. right so look look PE like just random. violence how not not murder but random. violence is common in DC DC is a right. but also that probably wasn't probably. wasn't random and that house of cards if. you rewatch it I rewatched it it is. probably pretty close to the way things. happen I mean listen they do they make. it fun watch. absolutely I guar when but when.

everybody's being blackmailed and. controlled and people disappear and die. yeah that probably is close to the way. it works probably real close probably. real close but then you think how else. could it work right like it's weird to. Envision it's almost weirder to think of. it not working like that in a weird way. not to be too cynical about it but like. like the just imagine people showing up. in like good Fai debating each other and. being like well I see your point and.

well I have a point like it feels like. that's a total fantasy that would be. great and I'd love that to happen that. feels more of a fantasy than House of. Cards where they're like oh you don't. want to vote on that bill take a look at. that envelope and it's just some you and. some chick you're [ __ ] walking out of. a restaurant that seems to be more the. way it happens definitely more the way. it happened in the past right and we. know that so probably more likely it. happens like that now imagine being in.

any other business where when your. friend drowns in front of your house. everybody's like. right any other business like if you're. a comic like if you came over my house. and drowned right no one would think I. killed you they would just think you. drowned absolutely but if you're a. politician if I was Aid would be very. not shocked if I drowned it would. be it would be a very like believable. you could drown me and there' be marcher. on my neck they'd be like that fat idiot.

fell choked himself and died like it. would be easy right yeah um any of our. friends for the most part not all of. them pretty much everybody except for. Alex Jones most people we know could die. and it it would be a very believable. story yes just some dumb thing they did. or it does happen but when a chef is on. a pond yeah outside of your house by the. way when you're not there like you're. the chef use your estate when you're not.

there doesn't that seem weird that the. Obamas were like oh no no no you go you. go use it yeah that a$1 million house we. have a Mor's Vineyard you use it doesn't. that seem odd well if the house is that. big though it probably has a guest house. if they were there it makes sense he's. cooking for them but why weren't they on. the island I don't know but I think. they're saying they were on the island. the problem is we can't have access to. to the.

recordings um the 9/11 calls cuz you'll. hear satanic sounds in the. background right right well there was. also there's weird stuff with the with. the police log with that where they. didn't they. didn't they didn't fill out immediately. oh really yeah I mean there's Shady. stuff but listen here's the reality if. you're the Obama's and you can't kill. someone you want what is the point they. literally is the but imagine if you're.

the Obama and your friend just [ __ ]. drowns yes I mean and you didn't have. anything to do with it maybe that's. unfortunate had a reaction to some. medication poison that you gave him or. maybe it's some medication that a lot of. people took and he to me I'm like heart. attack a lot of people near these people. die that's my only thing yeah like if. you're like a dog walker for the. clintons or you're like a sh like if. you're near either the Bush family the. Clinton like a lot of these amilies. people that are with them their Secret.

Service agents they is they have. accidents they hear a lot of stuff they. they overhear stuff they're party to. things they see things and then a lot of. them uh just you know they have. accidents yeah whoopsies bye whoops. sorry all of a sudden guys hanging from. an extension cord and shoots himself in. the chest with a shotgun that seems you. know yeah unlikely the shot where' they. find the shotgun how far away they find. it from his body some very unusual. distance I'd be so disappointed if we. find out none of it's true oh yeah I.

would be so disappoint if we find out. that all of them died of natural. causes I would be so disappointed when. when there's like 50 people that have. died under suspicious circumstances. right at least one of them right uh it. says the 12 gauge shotgun was 30 feet. from his body when he was found dead. right well he shot himself and then. threw it 30 ft is very far that could be. that here's a thing if you are actually.

holding a shotgun and shooting it in. your chest there's not going to be any. resistance on the other end right so. it's essentially like a rocket so it's. not that because of the way you would. have to do it to shoot yourself in the. chest with a shotgun right it's possible. it is it's yeah it's possible that it. would go flying and then it would fly. out yeah it would interesting so maybe. he was just super troubled and that is. what he did you just got to think about. if you're at that if you occupy that. level of society and somebody's. threatening you how do you deal with it.

yeah if you have the you know whatever. you want to call it the ambition the. ruthless to get there and somebody's. trying to take that from you yeah what. do you do how do you handle it you try. to like blacken their name in The Press. you try to bmer them and if that doesn't. work what do you do do you just say okay. I guess we're just going to get taken. down by a scandal or do you just say hey. we got to take care of this I think it. the really depends on who you are and. what kind of access to people you have.

you know I can't imagine anybody getting. to that level of society right and. letting themsel get taken down by. someone far below them usually when. those families get taken out they're. taken out by like an equal someone at. their level right but when someone far. below you that you could get rid of or. you know it's it's like that guy outside. of that restaurant in La austri OT on.

Melrose and Highland whose car just went. into a yeah things like that happened. and of course yeah maybe he was drunk. and just decided to go 150 miles hour. talking about that journal Michael. Hastings yeah things like that happen. and they're weird and you say to. yourself like did you piss the wrong. person off and he certainly did yeah and. and and and then how do people at that. level deal with it it makes a lot of. sense to me that people like that would. use VI. to deal with their enemies yeah you know.

yeah to silence their enemies forever. like that makes sense to me but maybe. I'm too cynical and maybe I'm. wrong I don't know but it it would make. a lot of sense to me that they would. there'd be a. meeting the people would meet and they'd. go yeah we got to take care of this we. can't allow this to become a thing yeah. you know and that's how they've done it. throughout history right right I mean. that's what they did when they got rid.

of JFK that's what lizo should have done. with those [ __ ] with those [ __ ]. who turned on her because she was trying. to help them first of all that that's. not even a car like you don't get to be. a fat backup dancer that doesn't exist. it's not real lizo made that category of. person she made it and then they turned. on her that's crazy she made she what is. she accused of fat shaming them making. them rehearse making them stand up. that's what their version of fat shaming.

is making them stand up and walk onto. the stage making them rehearse taking. them to a sex club in Amsterdam where uh. the performers are shooting uh bananas. out of their [ __ ] because this is. what happens and lizo is like forcing. them to touch the nude performers and. force one of them to eat a banana that. came out of the vagina of a sex work. performer dancer in the sex club lizo. mixed girl she's like eat the banana eat. the banana and then the girl gets really.

angry at that but. supposedly lizo was just uh abusing her. power this is what they're all. saying but I don't know if I buy that I. think it's bitter people maybe that are. angry cuz they all look like lizo this. is what's going to drive them nuts they. look exactly like her and she's worth 40. million and they're probably getting. paid Shin so they're in the back CR. every night dancing and it ain't easy.

it's fun to be on that TV show that she. had but then you have to do it every. night they're icing their. joints you know it's hard they're in the. trailer it's [ __ ] tough lizo had to. start getting on some of them going like. you got to tone it down you know it's. becoming a problem you know the weight. is becoming a problem and then then lizo. is response where she's like I would. never fire any of them because of their. weight it's like what a weird statement. their dancers how fat can they.

get how [ __ ] big can they get if I. wanted to be a dancer for Taylor Swift. and she came up to me went you're too. fat to do this I'd go that makes sense. and I'd leave with some dignity but. these women lizo has them on stage she. has them dancing and then all of a. sudden you know she's abusing or making. them do weird [ __ ] and they all are now. suing her and her streaming has slowed. down big time the ads you know how it is. it's a big uh cancellation so did she so.

this show were these girls dancers. before they got on her show no because. you can't be a dancer at a certain let's. just be very honest here they're not at. the at the ballet you know how the. ballerinas are on the tippy toes that's. not happening these women it's a fetish. dancing yes it's these are larger women. okay and I don't mean like I oh I had a. cheese cheesecake I mean like these are.

big big big ladies and they're dancing. because lizzo's whole thing lizo is like. I'm not getting enough attention just. being the fatty up front I want everyone. on stage to be fat so I can get more. praise right because the media will be. like not only is she fat everyone's fat. the whole stage looks like [ __ ] how good. of a person is she that's what they. wanted I think that's what she wanted. she wanted it wasn't enough that it was. her it had to be everybody and that's. what bitter in the ass uh but the. question these gals how often did they.

have to. dance was it like every night like how. often was that. show was it a once a week show what was. it I don't know but they're on tour so. you'd figure when you're on they're on. tour okay so they're doing regular shows. regular shows now this is my question. when you're a big girl and you're not. exercising then all a sudden someone. hires you for a dance show because they. want big girls right and then you have. to do that kind of [ __ ] every day it's. tough your body's not prepared for that. your joints are weak very hard like you.

could get really [ __ ] up doing it's. like asking someone to go into like some. crazy cardiovascular workout right. that's and they get banned at lzo. because lzo doesn't have to do anything. she just pulls out the flute can I see. what it looked like can you show me what. that show was like can you show us the. big girls here come the big girls is the. show but I think they're also angry at. lizo because they're like we're dancing. and rehearsing she doesn't have to. rehearse lizo just kind of walks out on. stage and sings her songs and does a. little but then pulls out the flute.

these girls have to like dance through. the whole thing so it's difficult hard. it's sounds hard it's not easy here's. the TV show I guess it's hard for a. dancer here we. go okay so there's lizo it's on Amazon. Prime video up y' lizo I'm looking for. dancers to join me on my tour girls that. look like me don't get representation. time to pull up my sleeves find them. myself.

we thi and we pretty and we know we. doubt it's the battle of the big. girl backgr danc for Lio just me. everything you could tell how badly this. was going to go by the way hey. ladies what do we have in store this is. the fun part I'm always doubting myself. and I feel like that has been. detrimental in how I approach. Dance I'm realizing that I do deserve a. spot on that stage it's hard to love.

yourself in a world that doesn't love. you bad you were created specially in. your image for you to enjoy you don't. have to be lightskinned you don't have. to be skinny you're just beautiful the. way you are I need to challenge myself. and step outside my comfort zone now I'm. going into competition mode some people. are not at the same level that I am. I'mma call you little he's trying to. demean me he's not understanding how to. read the. room you might not make it into the show. I see a lot of right what so what was.

that one that we just passed through. there was one that like was that a. transgender person yes I believe that is. a transgender person yeah even in like a. quick glance yes it was a quick that. wasn't they I'll say they didn't do a. great job at the you know fully going to. the other gender there you know what I. mean it's they kind of stopped and. that's fine not everyone does a great. job all the time at everything not but. anybody El I brought my car and to get. washed and it comes out and go and. that's kind of what that was um but that.

so the show is basically she's hiring. these girls these girls listen and then. the growing on tour together I've had. drug drug addictions I've had eating. things like when you are not in a good. mental state which is a lot of the. reason people act out with different. things right with substances with food. with whatever you know and you know. listen if you have people that are. emotionally that have issues you know. and lizo might has have the as well it's. a toxic soup of maybe that's a becomes a.

problem on tour yeah everybody it's the. idea of a judge having to adjudicate. this to me is the funniest thing I've. ever the idea of a judge in a room. having to go who called who fat looking. lizo on one side and then the D and he's. like staring at everybody going wait. who's who who's what who's fat like it's. crazy but you know it's unfortunate. because you know they're coming for her. career yeah coming for her career Big.

Time the show itself seems like it would. be a health risk it is it seems like it. would be right to force people to work. out part of the lawsuit has to do with. the recording that one of the dancers. made and I'm reading this article this. sounds it's interesting if you guys. would want to read it okay it's pretty. fun the suit also describes an alleged. meeting with dancers on April 27th at. which lizza repeatedly referenced. Williams termination allegedly telling. her that she had quote eyes and ears. everywhere Davis recorded this meeting. because she suffers from an eye.

condition that can make her quote. disoriented and stressful situations. according to the suit Days Later Lio. lizo allegedly held an emergency meeting. where she discovered that the previous. meeting had been recorded the suit say. she became Furious hurling expletives at. the group and stating that she was going. to go around the room person by person. until somebody told lizo who made the. recording according to the lawsuit the. suit says Davis confirmed that she had. recorded the meeting allegedly told lizo. that she hadn't meant any harm and had. deleted the video lizo allegedly. responded there is nothing you can say.

to make me believe you so it's kind of. like a like Mafia [ __ ] right they got. well someone did here's what I want to. know when it says became Furious hurling. expletives at the group and stated that. she was going to go around the room. person by person until someone told lizo. who was making who made the recording. God I hope she refers to herself in the. third turn yes third person somebody. better tell lizo if that I I hope that's. how she says it. that would be amazing if she said. someone better tell lizo yeah I mean she.

brought all these women on tour probably. to abuse them you know I don't think. they thought it through that's what I'm. saying it's about when you have a bunch. of fatty boom batties yeah on the tour. it's she's probably having a little fun. going girls you know she's probably eat. some [ __ ] out of banana yeah eat the. [ __ ] banana and also [ __ ] do it cuz. where else are you going to dance right. you're not getting hired anywhere else. like unfort Ely or fortunately you're.

not working right so you were given this. really weird unique opportunity that. only exists with this one woman yeah it. doesn't exist anywhere else so you know. there's this this is like not to body. shame anybody but there was there's been. a weird shift yes the in just the way. society looks at these things because it. used to be that women that were. representing clothes and things ideal. shapes yes like that's what they use for.

advertisement and then something changed. and they decided to well Society used to. really prioritize people who could. breathe on their. [Laughter]. own and that and and I and and listen. listen as a person I've struggled with. my weight I but I know that fat is not. good eating the wrong thing isn't good. we shouldn't turn it into good right. there's it's crazy to turn it into good.

that's a horrible idea there's people. that could be encouraged in this exact. same state they could either be. encouraged that you're perfect on your. own and don't you worry about anything. and don't you even worry about what food. is just eat to your heart's content. right well there were there were things. that La they put this weird story out. where it was like the LA School District. was like let's stop telling kids that. fruits and vegetables are good. andk food is bad because the reality is.

that's racist I don't know how I don't. know how either they were like yeah they. were like it's racist if you tell a kid. there's a difference between an Oreo and. an orange that is racist um recently. they had a thing where lizo lost a few. pounds I don't know how but she did you. know she moves around a lot so she. shaves a couple off maybe lost a little. bit in the face don't know how it. happened they started attacking her the. fat activist people started saying how. dare you. you're losing weight you're the symbol.

of fat and she should never have let. them put that crown on her yeah when. when they said you she should have said. hey I'm an artist I'm a singer this is. what I do not I'm the symbol of all fat. people because now you own them now you. own the fatties and that's and you have. to stay fat and you got to stay fat and. like so lizo loses a few. pounds and then people start attacking. her going how dare you lose the weight. and lizo literally made a statement she. said I move around a lot for my job I. mean look at how insane this world is.

lizo goes I move around a lot for my job. I lost a little bit of weight I'm not. trying to be thin I don't even want to. be thin this was an. accident to keep this rapid fan base of. crazy people my health was an accident. my health was an accident I'm sorry I. didn't mean it I didn't mean to improve. won't happen again so it's we've gone so. far guys tell this Kevin James had. manager that told him once when you're. losing weight you're losing roles right.

well if you're an actor and you're used. to that certain thing you know people. got to get used to you another way. whatever but like you got to remember. with somebody like lizo right you. couldn't lose a lot of weight you're. still a problem like that's the whole. thing it's like she could lose a lot of. weight and it's still. like it's such a it's such a luxury. concern when people are like well how's. the world going to relate to me with. this sixpack it's like just stand up by.

yourself first and then get to there but. um it's crazy we we've shifted the. goalpost from like let's not abuse. people let's not be nasty to people uh. especially if you don't know them or if. you know them if they're your kids or. your friends it's completely appropriate. to go hey what's going on here but if. you don't know people [ __ ] on them. on the Internet or whatever that's a. shitty thing to do but saying that. there's no difference healthwise between. the big girls on that show and then. thinner dancers is crazy it's crazy and.

we can't live in a world that's we can't. live in a world where we remove all. sense of reality right because then it's. like the only fun of eating a cupcake or. a little scoop ice cream is knowing it's. bad right that's the point not because. it's good right when you eat a little. something you shouldn't eat you go I did. the wrong thing I'm a bad boy and you. should feel ashamed a little bit there. should be little shame there and it's. worth the shame cuz it tastes so [ __ ].

good yeah just worth the shame like yeah. you you know if you've ever been I. walked out of a frozen yogurt shop once. and someone recognized me I don't get. recognized all the time but somebody. recognized you you should be ashamed of. that if someone goes hey man I like your. stuff and you're holding frozen yogurt. at 2 p.m. you should be ashamed of that. that should be a shameful moment in your. life you should be like uh can of an ice. cream shop in the midafternoon with Sam. Talent um in Austin walk out of Amy's.

Ice Cream with Sam talent and then. somebody goes oh Tim Dyan and you go you. spit around you look at and it's two and. the only other people in the thing are. children cuz it's a [ __ ] ice cream. shop the only people there are [ __ ]. kids they're N9 years old right and then. these rich bave moms there there should. be a moment there you go oh this isn't. good this isn't right divorcing yourself. from that that's when I think comedy. gets weird that's when I think. everything gets weird when you stop. saying what is real right or true to you.

and when you start adopting this idea. that Up Is Down and Down is up and it's. just a matter of how you look at it. that's when everything starts to get. crazy yeah and that's where we are. that's kind of where we are there's a. certain percentage of the population. that is questioning everything right now. I mean mathematics yeah they're talking. about mathematics being racist and. subjective or somehow what was the. argument I don't know because it was.

designed anything designed by white. people like I say inherently. potentially you just gotta so dumb yeah. well now it's important to like local. local stuff's important now right like. your family you can't really rely on. institutions you can try to improve them. but the local stuff's important like. your family your community the values. that people have right and the schools. you send your kids to like the the. context you provide your kids now so. when a te when they come home and go.

well the teacher said this and you go. yeah yeah yeah but let me you can't. Outsource it anymore and trust that your. kids are going to get like a good. education you have to get involved and. go okay your teacher might have some. points but also there's also a whole. other world here like I think I don't. think we could send kids to school and. have them go like no your teachers right. about everything which I never believed. yeah I never believe that somebody. driving a Toyota Camry was correct well. we also have to think that those adults.

are with your children more than you are. during the day that's right they're. there for hours and hours with the. undivided attention of your kids that's. right and some of them are [ __ ] loons. some of are not some of them think that. they have a job to do to like remove the. programming of the parents that they. don't agree with right so they could not. agree with the parents and tell the kids. that the parents are wrong and they're. right like which is a real creepy thing.

because I don't know who's right and. who's wrong which is this is a madeup. scenario right but just that someone. would decide that they are right and the. parents are wrong and they want to. convince this child of something whether. it's uh they have political leanings. whether it's their their attitude on. whatever the [ __ ] it whatever it is that. someone would get into your kid's head. and. have some very questionable and. debatable ideas that they're trying to.

push as Doctrine yeah and that does. happen I've had some shitty [ __ ]. teachers that will just tell you you. know tell you that they are right about. certain things yes I used to do cocaine. with the substitutes at my school and. those were that was kind of the level of. teacher we had but we had some great. teachers and then we had some teachers. that were not great right there you know. we all know those teachers right we all. know those teachers who had uh kind of. an agenda like they went in and they.

were like they were teachers cuz nobody. would listen to them so now they had. this captive audience and they were like. well I'm going to talk we had a health. teacher like that in uh you know uh high. school that had like an agenda not even. like a sexuality agenda or whatever she. would just complain about her own. miserable life to us like she would just. tell us about her husband and everything. like that she was going through a. divorce oh my God and you're like oh. this woman just wants people to talk to. and that's how she talked class yeah she. just would complain about like she had.

just gone through a divorce and you know. like her husband what was the subject it. was Health it's like a fake class anyway. kind of and this [ __ ] would just get up. and like literally she said the one kid. once she goes like a really feminine kid. he was like well if I get married she. goes you're gay and and then oh my God. and then the class was like what and. then she's like she goes and he goes. excuse me and she goes no you're gay and. then just moved on like she was wacky. and I think she ended up getting fired.

but she clearly used her classroom as. like a thing like a therapy session yeah. where she wasn't like going over you. know this was just like her I think that. my grandmother was a teacher she was an. amazing teacher um but yeah I don't. think it's. appropriate uh to in like you can have. opinions obviously as a teacher but like. you know you got to understand that. there's like certain things that but. then there's overreaction too where I. think they banned the book in Florida.

cuz it had two penguins that were dudes. but it was like they weren't the. Penguins weren't [ __ ] what they unban. the book get he gets a little wild unb. well he's probably got some really wild. people that are supporting him yeah so. he gets a little wild you get into those. religious it gets a little cult like. gets a little cult like but as as. somebody who's been out of the closet. for years and years and don't hide. anything I don't think six-year-olds. should be taught about any sexual. it has to do with their lives they. should be taught reading math the.

alphabet anybody going like boys in this. line girls in this line and this line is. for my special people like out that's. what I feel yeah and and that's what. most gay people over a certain age feel. it's like it's silly and Tango makes. three Recs recounts the true story of. two male Penguins who are devoted to. each other at the Central Park Zoo in. New York a zookeeper saw them building a. nest and trying to incubate an egg shape. Rock gave them an egg from a different. penguin pair with two eggs after they.

were having difficulty hatching more. than one egg at a time the chick cared. for by the male Penguins was named Tango. so male Tango had two gay dads is that. yeah I'm trying to that's what they're. saying but they unbanned this I think. they banned it and then unb I don't know. why they unbanned it it was the band was. lifted because I guess they just wasn't. explicit what is wrong with gay P. Penguins I don't know but I think it's. an overreaction because but there were. books where they were showing like. explicit like oral sex they they were.

showing like illustrations of oral sex. crazy that's crazy no it's insane and. talking about lust and wanting someone. it's it's like it's it's essentially. like cartoon pornography no it's that's. crazy and it's also crazy to introduce. the concept of like gender Theory to. children it's not fair it's not fair. it's crazy not fair CU czy kids are so. [ __ ] malleable man they're malleable. and if they hear like oh there's boys. and girls and then. if you're transgender you'll know you'll.

know if you're gay you'll know there. isn't like uh you don't need to be told. that you're transgender or gay or. lesbian whatever you don't need to be. told that by anybody another thing that. really scares me is there does not seem. to be a lot of attention paid made to d. transitioners right you know when you're. celebrating this one thing there's. another side like you have a. responsibility ex Ben Shapiro is doing a.

new musical of the D. transitioners that would be very good on. hated Barbie on his platform where it's. going to be a bunch of trans people. who've DJ well the funniest thing now is. some of the people that are critical the. trans stuff are like trans people that. like have. detransitioned so they look wild yeah. and then they're on Twitter or whatever. it's called now fighting with the other. people and you're like it's like the. lizard a fat thing where you go wait. who's what like I don't even know what's. happening but yeah there's a lot of.

people that went through that stuff and. went back so to me it's like one of the. guests of this podcast did yeah Kristen. Beck she was Christ it was a Navy SEAL. became his name's Chris Beck right and. then he became Kristen and then went. back to being a guy that's why you can't. make those decisions when you're young. you got to see what happened. well you also got to realize that there.

is some very strange spectrum of human. being that's right and everybody like. looks for some reason we try to find. what is like us out there right you know. you just can't just accept what whatever. it's so weird because I I'm the opposite. where it's like I'm fascinated by people. not like me like I see these comedy. shows in New York City where it's like. they'll be like the all brown comedy. show or the old gay com and I'm like. you're living in New York City this is. the most diverse place on Earth and you.

want to hang out with seven people that. look exactly like you right it's the. weirdest thing in our culture now that. everybody needs to be around people like. them well it's social media Echo. Chambers Amplified into the real world. that's what it is and the the thing. about wanting everybody to be like you. the problem with that is like what if. you go up last all those [ __ ] dudes. have all the they have all the material. they they've taken every bit every.

observation oh your dad wanted you to be. a doctor too like it's just I understand. Community I understand having shared. experiences with people but I also think. the most the some of the most. adventurous parts of life and the most. interesting and the most exciting are. when you're with how many cool Star. Stories start with Like Somebody went on. a trip and met a bunch of people that. had no idea from different cultures. and they said I had the most epic trip. ever because and they'll describe every.

person that ended up on this backpacking. thing with them and not one of them is. like another one and it seems so cool. that everybody brings a perspective that. you don't have yeah you know and now. it's like people are like oh I just want. to be around people like myself all the. time and to me I'm like isn't that. boring isn't it boring to agree with all. of your friends it is boring it's boring. yeah you want to you want people in your. life that you.

detest you know like strongly dislike. that think they're smart and are wrong. right those are the funnest people. certainty is hilarious yes people that. have to reverse themselves all the time. or really I have to reverse myself a lot. I do too I will do a whole thing and. then people go well it's not like that. and I go well then that's fine too and. I'll just keep going like 100% because. that's what keeps life fun yes. yeah and you know and it's always. interesting to try to figure out why.

someone strongly believes what they. believe if you don't believe it it's. always interesting right especially if. they're smart it's it's always. interesting to like like okay how did. you come to that like when really. brilliant people are very religious I'm. always interested interest what's very. interesting is like I for me my. grandmother and grandfather was deeply. religious my grandmother was a liberal. my grandfather was a conservative so. politically they were completely. different but they each went to mass. every day and they believed deeply in in.

the Catholic faith right and they had. great lives and it was a very important. thing for both of them but politically. they came out of from completely. different ways so he' vote for Reagan. and she'd vote for uh whoever right M. wow a divided household well no it was. they were different my grand my. grandfather was my father's father my. grandmother was my mother's mother but. they got along they loved me they were. great people they were very religious. but my grandmother said I don't I for.

example don't believe women that want. abortion should have to go to a back. alley and my grandfather said I believe. that life starts a conception we should. not have legal they was a big. disagreement but like they and to some. people that would have disqualified my. grandmother they would have been like. well she's not a real Christian but she. was out teaching catechism helping. people volunteering doing all the stuff. that Jesus probably would have done you. know so it was like they were completely. different but yeah it is interesting.

when you have deeply religion I think. it's it's a lot of like you know without. religion it is difficult without some. idea of why we're here and what we're. doing it is a it's a tough go of it yeah. for a lot of people it's a tough go of. it as a pure intellectual right you know. some of the smartest people I know are. really freaked out about life everything. that's just chance and theories and. going like one guy gets in a car another.

guy gets in a car that guy makes it home. that guy doesn't yeah living with the. reality of that every day is really. tough yeah you know what I mean it is so. I think what you know these systems that. you know are very comforting and it. would be great if there was some version. of it that was true like if there was. some omniscient being rewarding the good. and punishing the bad phenomenal I think. there's a lot of that but maybe there's. a third way which you talk about a lot.

and that's from like the DMT and stuff. like that maybe there's maybe we all. just go to some peaceful energy field. isn't that kind of the game who know. well who knows what we are like right we. think of our Consciousness as our. Consciousness coming out of our mouth. through our words right and what we do. and where we go and what we see right. you know but like what is like what what. is that energy when if it's unstrapped. from the human body when it doesn't need. to communicate with sound when it.

doesn't have a body like is there. something in there that goes somewhere. else cuz that if that's like the this. idea of the Soul like that's one of the. ways that people describe like uh DMT. experiences that you are entering into. like a Well of Souls right you know that. there's some process where that thing. that thing goes back into a body and. then a new body has that thing in it. interesting so it's kind of. reincarnation yeah The Reincarnation.

idea but I don't want that there's. another one one another thought I don't. like that one so let's get to one I like. the other one is that you live the same. life over and over and over again until. you get it right that I don't love. either that I don't love either then I. have to take Mega buses again and you. know performing bars in Western. Massachusetts I know but would that be. so horrible it's if you already did it. what about past life regressive therapy. you think there's anything to that or. you think that's just a racket passive. regressive no past life regression life.

regression or like somebody go you were. Napoleon well there there's some real. issues with that people are very. suggestable it depends entirely on who's. providing the therapy there was a guy. that did that his name was John Mack and. he did that with UFO people all these. people that claimed to have been. abducted and he freaked out more a. tyranny and she gave me a book like at. work when we were doing news radio. together she's like you got to read this. this is crazy and it's it's all about. these people that got abducted they all. have the same [ __ ] story and this guy.

did it all through hypnotic regression. but there were some people that felt. like he had made. suggestive um questions to them and that. perhaps LED them in a certain way right. to maybe even fabricate this kind of a. memory I don't know though it's like I'm. super. suspicious I mean I think that it's. totally possible that someone could put. you into hypnosis and in that hypnosis.

you can recall something that was. traumatic I also think it's totally. possible for you to have false memories. implanted in your head because they know. that you can do that they know they can. do that with people they can give people. false memories and so these people. they'll tell them about things that. happened and all these people these. people will repeat this thing Happ they. remember it but it never happened then. they have to tell them that never. happened interesting my my friend's. mother was into like Shirley mlan. apparently is really into this stuff oh. super into it she's super into it so my. friend's mother was like really into it.

too and my friend's mother was just a. rich Long Island wine drunk nice and she. just you know what I mean she was she. didn't work or anything she you know she. was just a fun crazy [ __ ] that we drink. martinis with and smoked cigarettes and. it was so much fun and then like after a. few martinis she started talking about. her past life and Shirley mlan and and. how she used to you know she was a man. in her past life and she was like a. General in a war right of course of. course because she went shopping all day.

she went to the grocery store in the. past she was a winner yeah right I did. my winning yes she in another life yeah. she was like I was Napoleon you know. imagine bragging about a past life well. that's what she would do she would get H. so it always turned me off to it CU I. was like oh this [ __ ] seemed like and. then Shirley mlan would have some. Workshop where all these crazy [ __ ]. would go in that of course had nothing. to do during the day yeah and they would. sit there and then Shirley would be like. and you were a you know you were the. Queen of.

England and you were and you were a. soldier who tried to kill Hitler you. kept trying to kill him but you didn't. get and it was this weird [ __ ] that like. Sher McAn would tell all these people. that like they were like I don't know. like it's just huster stuff import it. feels a lot of it feels like that yeah. it's um tent Church Hustlers they sell. crystals by Malibu MH you know like you. drive down the PCH is like a crystal. truck on the side of the road what is. that what is that but that's the thing.

La there's a lot of like those yoga. people yeah that just or you know but. it's also very selfish a lot of it the. yoga stuff they always talk about. themselves and I'm not saying there's. anything wrong with it but everything's. about them my favorite is learning to. love. yourself are you okay you. don't like you talk about these people. and they're like well the energy and. this that and the other but it always. comes down to them they're never like. the the energy was really good uh in the. soup kitchen where I was giving the guy. the food it's always like I felt that I.

had to move to marinaa Del Rey because I. consulted I went I took iwasa I went and. my Shaman led me on this journey and the. journey resulted in that I should live. uh in Marina del right it's always like. you know a very kind of like it's about. me it's like all those guys that go to. Burning Man to take all those mushrooms. and it's you know it's like okay but. it's like they're not like you know it's. not like this you know like the ethos. isn't like let like these are the same.

guys that are like designing like the. types of systems that are like taking. all your information and selling it to. someone right so it's like they're. taking a bunch of mushrooms and then. realizing that like oh I can make a. better palente tier. or it's like here I could sell more data. yeah I could sell more data it's like. all those festivals have now been. invaded by like these Tech guys who just. go there and they're like dude the world. like they're like I just got to really. like get into myself and then they're. like designing like stuff that like the.

CIA is using so it's kind of wild to me. the way that we appropriate anything we. just take any spiritual experience we. want and make it serve us yeah that's a. fact that seems to be a human. characteristic yeah like there's iasa. Retreats are huge they are but they. they're good there's it's There's real. good at them but there's also like a. certain type of person who gravitates. towards those things sort of. spiritualize their existence and just by.

virtue of connecting yourself to the. experience and having a few of those. experiences you have like uh like a. credit score like a spiritual credit. score it's very high spiritual credit. score that's interesting you and then. you can be this guy who wears wooden. beads nobody says they're into the dark. art what I would like is somebody goes I. got into all that stuff but I'm a witch. I'm like a warlock like I'm into the. dark side of it like I'm into like I'm. the other side I'm Voldemort no one that. those guys who do the late night shift.

at Walmart right those are the guys at. Chipotle chopping chicken black. fingernails yeah it's it's weird to me I. always try to get into it but it just. sounds like. junk that's the problem right when you. hear people talk about this it sounds. like junk cuz usually it's the most. selfish person in the world and we'll. tell you about an iar TR it's never like. a good person amazing things get. co-opted all the time. by people's personalities you know I'm. sure like people would be like my Shaman.

told me I shouldn't worry about being on. the tonight's show yeah and you're like. is that's what you're using the shaman. for exactly yeah yeah well it's just. it's a thing that connects you to some. form of spirituality that's non-. denominational so it's like just like. being a Christian it has the exact same. feeling as being any in any other. religious group and it's not just. disparage any religious group I think. there's a slot in your brain where the.

rules fit in and I think that slot could. be Islam that that slot could be. Mormonism but there's a slot in your. brain where the and we took that slot. out we took that piece out we like hey. I've been reading this and uh I never. heard of anybody coming back to life. like after [ __ ] three days maybe this. is horeshit maybe he didn't make the. [ __ ] the whole earth in six days. maybe this thing's really old that's why. I always like Jerry Seinfeld cuz he goes. I like things like he he does this adver. dis speech he did at the the Cleo these.

advertising Awards he got one of them. and he just he does his whole thing is. so brilliant and he goes he goes I like. advertising because I like lying and he. talks about he goes if things don't make. you happy you don't have the right. things and you you hear it it's so funny. right and people would be like it's so. disgusting of course it's you know at. the end of the day people make you happy. love makes you happy communities family. all that makes you happy but when he. talks about things making you happy it's. so funny and so him and the way he sells. it the way Jerry Seinfeld sells like he.

goes there's nothing better than a pair. of Lev eyes or or you know or he goes uh. uh a Volkswagen Beetle or a big pen he's. like if things don't make you happy you. don't have the right things it's so. funny and I feel like he does think a. little bit like that cuz that is a group. of person to where they're almost. spiritually connected to inanimate. objects you know like and and he said. this is all going to be my new book book. Soulful. materialism but it's just funny to me.

because it's like there are people you. meet that when you talk to them you go. oh yeah like this does mean a lot to you. that's a very funny premise though. that's a very good Jer Seinfeld premise. it's the best thing I like I'm I I think. his you know I'm not familiar with all. of his comedy shows brilliant obviously. His comedy's Brilliant but that award. speech I saw was like this very unique. different thing that he goes he goes he. goes yeah these Awards he goes he goes. here's what they really are he goes I.

know this award means nothing he goes. and I know that because the last uh the. last time we did this you know the last. time they had this award show they left. a bunch of them up on stage and you all. just came up here and grabbed them he. goes you didn't earn them but because. you just brought them home because they. prop up your meaningless lives it was. the it's the best thing I've seen it. from it my's favorite thing because it. does seem like he's totally raw and I. feel like that is him yeah like he is. being real in that moment where he's. basically like no this is what it is.

yeah yeah here's the shiny thing he goes. it doesn't matter that it doesn't work. when I get it home I want it now he goes. I want the thing on the commercial I. want it and there is something so deeply. American about that it is disturbing on. some level but there's also a level. where you got to just recognize how. powerful that stuff is too yeah like we. are one of the only generations of. people that have have experienced this. level of prosperity oh yeah which is. crazy and instant access to Goods an app.

on your phone Amazon and you can just. buy whatever you want you can buy crazy. [ __ ] on Amazon very expensive things on. Amazon you just have it Cent your own. it's like my Boomer parents were like. the first heavily. propagandized generation with regard to. advertising yeah that's why we all grew. up eating [ __ ] because like they. believed corporations. yeah corporations were like McDonald's. is it your kids are going to love it and.

you're like all right go to McDonald's. now my cousins two kids have never had. McDonald's they're six and four she goes. they'll never she goes I can't control. them forever but for right now they'll. never have McDonald's we grew up eating. there yeah because. corporations were Paramount my father. loves commercials as much as TV shows he. will he used to call me like the. Budweiser frogs were his favorite thing. in the world remember those three frogs.

do remember FR on the Lily. pants. wise and my father loved. them to him that was Art like that was. the Boomers were like one of the first. Generations where the advertising was. Art like after 911 Budweiser did this. commercial where all the Clydesdales. took a knee and they said from one. America and and they were doing it and. you're like where was it and they're. doing it in Jersey and you're looking at. where the towers used to be and it took. you a minute to get it and then they all. take a knee and Budweiser said from one.

American icon to another and all and my. father's like crying in the living room. going this is the greatest thing I've. seen the bodies were still like. smoldering and my father yeah here it. is it's crazy how did they go from that. to what they did. they go from that to this Dylan mulany. disaster well I think what they thought. was gonna happen right because I think.

what happens is you get all you need is. one nut this is all you need in any. company nobody's ever worked in a. company like the people that are curious. about how this happened a lot of them. have never worked in a company where. just one person has an inordinate amount. of power and one [ __ ] can go in. there and go no this is the way it's. going to be and usually that person. doesn't get called out because usually. the company's not Budweiser and usually. it's not going to be you know but we all.

see like one person in any organization. can totally throw it on its head and I. think they had a marketing director who. said we're gonna have a little fun we're. going to be a little edgy this is going. to be cool and we're going to get d m. and I don't think what they had imagined. was that was kind of this straw that. broke the camel's back because I think. people had felt like this this new world. was being shoved down their throat and. then they were looking at Budweiser and. they were going we have to push back.

against this because we feel like all of. this is happening a little too quickly. it's a little crazy and we don't. understand it and they fought back but I. think it was probably just one or two. people that is wild that probably came. in there and you know you're not paying. attention you go yeah yeah yeah here's a. budget go work with influencers you know. but it was also the speech that she gave. about wanting to do something to sort of. upgrade the Brand's image that it was a. very fratty oh yeah like well one [ __ ].

oh one [ __ ] has to go in there and go I. don't she goes out to a bar one night. she's a bunch of guys and [ __ ] you. know those pink salmon shorts and. [ __ ] loafers drinking Bud Light and. she goes I don't like this I got to. change this is that amazing yeah it's. one person it's it's the whole group of. people that buy it yeah like imagine. it's a shitty beer it's not the best be. I'm not a Beer Drinker I don't drink. alcohol now but it's not the best beer. it's not the best beer right it's okay. it's fine it's okay when it's cold it's.

not like a connoisseur's beer no no this. is a cooler beer this is a frat bro beer. yeah and they were like we're going to. now do the Dylan. Mulaney thing yeah I mean you know I. don't I never want I people getting. upset about it I understand to a degree. I understand where it comes from but. I've never looked looked at corporations. and went they're good I you know what I. mean like I never thought that they were.

beacons of truth right so I never. thought that like I Can't Believe It's. Not Butter had to have my political view. like you know because I'm like oh. they're selling poison. crap and fat people are going no It's. Not Butter yeah you know how Wild it is. that they convinced people that you that. margarine was better for you than butter. well they they came in and they said. Frozen yogurt's better than ice cream. and it's all it's just chemicals same. thing just chemicals right margar.

margarine is better than butter this. vegan stuff these impossible burgers are. better than burgers and they're like. fake and they're loaded with sodium and. they're you they fake blood and stuff. but that's I always viewed corporations. like that I always came from that. generation where we looked at. corporations where we're like oh you're. full of [ __ ] my parents looked at. corporations crying at the commercials. going they care about us Budweiser cares. McDonald's cares we all they care about. us right you know like when I was a.

child actor I said to my parents they. they brought me into some audition I. didn't get it and I came out and I went. I didn't get it but can we still go to. McDonald's my dad used that as like look. what a good head he has on his shoulders. he can handle rejection and he just. wants to go to McDonald's and it's like. no that's a toxic Factory of horrible. food that no kid should be eating but we. grew up having birthday parties here. every kid in my class had a birthday. party of Burger King or whatever it's. just what it was because our parents.

fundamentally trusted Corporate America. and the government enough to go well if. it was bad the government would be. regulating it yeah nobody thought of. fast food as bad when we were kids it. was just food that wasn't the best food. right and nobody was like this stuff's. bad like I wonder I think when super. siiz me came out that was like the first. time where people actually really. thought like okay how bad is this yeah. but then that guy was so. annoying that guy that people were like.

well [ __ ] him like he made a true. point but people were like but the the. corporations are smart to go okay but. how about fast casual how about fast. casual not fast food and you go well. it's not fast food I have to stand on a. line they give me a thing but it's the. same thing like they just morph what. they do so to me I've never been like. these corporations will do what they can. get away with and I think with The Mulia. thing they just want to step too far I. think they just did it for that one.

person I don't think this is like a a. run of cans right no they just sent her. a can and they were like but again it's. like if you want to be the most famous. person in the world which like Andrew. Tate wanted to be right and then you get. there and there's all these unintended. consequences right then Dylan mulany. clearly wanted to be massively famous. right the whole thing is like I want to. be Mass I want to work with all these. Brands and I wanna Dylan had already. interviewed Biden before that yeah yeah. they want to be she wanted but how does. that how does that happen they say how.

Wild is that that some they say we had. an affinic gay man who didn't make it. doing that now she's a check and she. wants to interview Biden and then Biden. goes and they go good it's coming and. then they just do an interview Biden. doesn't know where he is or what's. happening no no he's just hanging on. it's the it's the least fun way to be. president to be the most powerful person. in the world and not know has got to. suck a. it's perfect the best thing ever was. when they go the Biden family over in. Nantucket in the holidays they went to.

their Nantucket home and discussed. whether Joe should run again and they. all said he should and I'm. like is that recent that yeah they had a. meeting over the holidays where they're. like were assessing July 4th holidays no. this was during the holidays holidays. and they were like the Biden family had. this meeting and Jamie could look it up. December yeah where they were like we're. going to see if he's going to run again. and Jill and Hunter and the rest of the. crew met and they decided it's a great. idea for him to run a gun and I'm like.

it's crazy sending a guy that that old. into. battle again and I don't you know. so there was some article uh Jamie about. the accusations of how much money they. received like some new one came out. today they were trying to figure out how. much money the Biden family received. during this whole Hunter Biden scandal. thing right well it's a big Scandal and. people don't people are going like well.

his son's an addict and he stood by his. son number one don't stand by her like. if if a laptop came out where I had done. the what hun bid do my family would tell. people I was dead. like idea and they're not even the. president my dad sells wine and he. wouldn't admit like there is a time you. cannot support your kids by the way what. are we talk talking about people like. well he's a good father it's like is he. was he do you think it was his Coke at.

the White House whose Coke is it out. it's definitely his Cod but I don't like. Nars and rats so I think he should be a. little have a little she he could have a. blast yeah what's the big deal you're at. your [ __ ] dad's house if your. father's a presentent you can't have a. blast you can't do a little bump comr. releases the Third Bank memo detailing. payments to the bidens from Russia. Kazakhstan and Ukraine what's the number. 20 million they now have ident the. committee has now identified over 20.

million in payments from foreign sources. to the Biden family and their business. associates oh yeah I mean listen. they you don't stay in there's no way. that they looked at him and what he. should be the president unless they knew. for a fact that he's controlled and. being managed yeah this is all there's. no way he's so wild they want a guy. who's he's been a company man forever. he's you know he started his career. letting you know people in uh Delaware.

like these these credit card companies. do whatever the [ __ ] they wanted and he. had that you know the architect of the. crime Bill where they sent a lot of. non-violent drug but he's done he's the. a company man like he's a guy yeah Joe. Biden's been a guy it's why Obama had. him as vice president he was never like. an articulate guy he was never that. great in that he was just the guy that. would he he's a solid Washington Insider. forever. and that's what he is and now he's old. but that's what he is a guy that just. been in the system for a long time yeah.

and that's that's what he. is him running again in one more year. from now there's no way nuum is coming. up and trying to run um there are other. people that are circling I don't think. he runs again I can't see it I don't see. it how do you think they get KLA. Harris's step down cuz she's rightfully. if he steps down you know until some if.

K Harris cannot say a sentence it's. almost she's almost worse than him she. talks in like Gypsy. curses when they ask her something. she'll be like my grandma said that a. hive of bees is still bees if you if you. bury it and you're like what the [ __ ] is. this [ __ ]. saying that's how she speaks the woman. is has no idea what's going on but again. Washington inside they're just just like. you were a a DA you were a cop you'll. keep your mouth shut don't you want to. be the first whatever race you're.

pretending to be president today Indian. black whatever works and she goes yeah. yeah yeah um but they got to get rid of. her they got to get rid of her what they. should have done if they wanted to win. George Soros should have backed up the. money truck to Michelle Obama and said. listen you are going to run because. people like you they like you it doesn't. matter you know about any of the. conspiracies maybe are Big Mike who. cares what but you are going to run this.

goddamn cont can't believe you went. there you're going to run this goddamn. country that is the wackiest conspiracy. it's a wacky conspiracy can I make one. point for the people that are on the. side of it yes it is weird but I don't. think she's Big Mike okay it is weird. that she there's not one photo of her. pregnant but maybe there is is that not. weird maybe it's not weird I don't know. she's a public person why would you want. photos of her pregnant out there I. understand that but it's I just maybe it. is weird maybe it's not weird maybe it's.

not weird well also when she had her. kids were they private or public like. when was that when he was a. Senator I don't know I just know that he. was a Senator right yes before he became. president for. sure I law school Senate I have no issue. because I want to live I have no issue. with Big Mike I don't care that they. killed that sex slave in Martin's. Vineyard that's what happens to sex. slaves they drown in ponds that's what. happens you [ __ ] the ruling class you.

drown a pond that's what happens if you. get your little mouthy you go into the. pond. um I don't have a problem with it I have. no Pro I think it's good I actually. think it's good I think it makes our. country fun I think it makes us unique I. think Putin and them are scared of that. [ __ ] they do it all the time I think. Putin and the Chinese are like you know. they you don't know what's going on. there M because there we got they got. people that maybe they're men maybe. they're we don't know I think if it's.

not real make it real put it out would. it was be anything better than hurt the. DNC whip her cocka and going and I'm Big. Mike the Chinese would lose their mind. the Chinese would give up they would. give. up if Michelle Obama took her [ __ ] out. at the at the Democratic National. Convention the Chinese would go we're. thrown in the towel we can't compete. with them. that's my I'm just saying I'm just. saying oh my God maybe I won't run for.

governor of California I don't think you. can anymore maybe it's a bad idea yeah. not that state it's not a great idea but. I bet you get in like Wyoming yeah I. could just [ __ ] Jackson Hole get. yourself a nice. bread become the governor of Wyoming. there's definitely a small town that. would elect me mayor 100% 100% 100%. Clint Eastwood was mayor of Carmel. remember yes. [Music]. the [ __ ] so crazy giant movie star. became a. mayor of a small town in northern.

California what that is very fun and. it's just cuz all those rich people. lived there and they thought it was cool. saying our mayor is clenny exactly yeah. that's a crazy Enclave of rich people. I'm getting so old now where I'm I'm 38. I don't want to know anymore like I'm. like at this point where it's like the. younger people coming up we're going to. have to figure it out like I've got. however many years I have left and it's. like do I want to know all the secrets. at this point in the government it's. like it would be cool to know a few of. them but it's like I don't know how many. I want to know right you do get to a.

certain age where you go you know what. just you know maybe you guys figure that. out if you know too many of them then. there's too many battles to fight too. many like you can't can't pay attention. to everything on the financial front no. the the environment front [ __ ] push. for electric cars. and just there's too much to pay. attention to much too many you that and. that's a thing about being a person. today we're all overloaded with. information and the natural world is is.

like you know like enjoy it while you. got it yeah you know what I mean like. enjoy it there's sharks eating people. left and right shark ate a woman's leg. in Rockaway Beach Queens yeah the other. day two days ago shark woman lost 20. pounds of. Flesh thresher or a bull they said maybe. a juvenile white they thought if it was. an adult white it would have killed her. but oh my God you know life is you don't. know but that's the weird [ __ ] thing.

about the goddamn ocean I know goddamn. ocean it's Monster Soup but it is. beautiful and amazing to band you do. feel weirdly connected but you feel. weirdly connected to the like that's a. spiritual experience to float in the. ocean there is something about that. where you're like this is wild there is. something about it it's alive but she's. fine 65y old woman was standing in the. water near uh beach 59th Street and. Rockaway Beach just before 6:00 p.m. when she felt a sharp pain in her left.

leg causing her to fall backward into. the water NYPD officers applied a. life-saving tourniquet she was taken to. Jamaica Hospital in critical condition. on Tuesday afternoon she was upgraded. and said to be stable however her wound. was so deep that she nearly bled to. death she was identified as a Ukrainian. immigrant living in atoria this is a. scop it's a scop this is a scop she's. like they literally interview her like. tells about the shark attack she's like. it is important we keep giving money to. ASO Battalion they're like where did the.

how did the shark bite you a trillion is. not enough we have more they need. weapons they need tanks they need to. bring the war to. Moscow. [Laughter]. yeah Putin must go like what who is this. [ __ ] they kill two birds with one stone. they open up shark fishing yeah Shar. fishing industry profit well I had Eli. Roth who's a really good director he. directs horror movies and he's an actor.

he's good was an in glorious bastards. he's on my podcast his week and we. debate sharks because he's like Pro like. shark and like don't fish them and like. don't do anything to them and like I'm. like no we got to start like [ __ ]. them up a. little because they are you know they're. starting Pro they're getting loud. they're getting out they're out there. and we got to start hitting the back a. little. bit that's you know seems you know. there's quite a few video now that you. could watch of people getting killed by. sharks oh yeah there's quite a few that. that recent one that was in Egypt is.

[ __ ] horrifying terrifying horrifying. but it's like people say oh you're. sharing the ocean with sharks they're. not that's not sharing what they're. doing no they're eating you they are. being very aggressive it's it's also. it's just that's where they live like. don't go where they live if the forest. was filled with werewolves don't go in. the forest yeah but you know what why. are we giving them the whole like that's. we are the Kings we dominate the Earth. we don't have like this whole thing we.

have to respect nature no we can [ __ ]. nature up and we have think we should. [ __ ] up those sharks I think the Four. Seasons should build a resort in the. rainforest and slash and burn it and. I've always said that cuz I want to go. to the rainforest but I don't want to go. in a hut and I don't want to go on one. of these river boats I want to go on a. nice [ __ ] luxury [ __ ] Four Seasons. in the goddamn rain enough with this. crap stop expecting these [ __ ] third. world things get get rid of it enough. these ancient cultures they need to step.

it up 10- foot shark beaten to death. after tourists who scream for Papa. killed in Egypt thank God it wasn't. white people cuz white people would have. been [ __ ] and not done. anything uh the Egyptians clubbed it. treated it like a woman well how do they. know it's the same shark. um you know let's not get lost in the. weeds here yeah of course that's was a. good point that is a good point. especially once there's the in the water. war is war yeah and I do think that the. Egyptians were saying you you a beast.

came at us we're going to go with a. beast it's not right per se we tried to. find out if this was true but someone. had said that there were people that. made a practice of dumping sheep. carcasses into the water near there is. that true or is that horseshit well then. get that club that person too because. that sounds really spooky that's really. spooky if someone did something that. dumb and they' like regularly dropped. off the carcasses there so that they. didn't have to deal with them that's not. good and then you're you're literally.

attracting sharks to that area like holy. [ __ ] man and then he has to watch that. video well you just got to be careful. you know I swim but I'll I don't go out. too far I stay pretty close to the water. and I always swim near either elderly. person or child someone that I could. throw at the shark if the shark would to. come at me I just try to push I always. have it in my head who it'll be there. was a [ __ ] next to me Malibu I'm like. going to be. her if it comes I'll just throw him.

right throw him right in the mouth and. then run away do you think you'd have. that much time I hope I have a feeling. they're on you so quick they are but a. lot of them the bites are an exploratory. bite like they're not what the [ __ ]. they're just trying to comfort no. they're just trying to see what's going. on did you see the video of the kayak. getting hit by the tiger shark in Hawaii. that's why you get have a gun and shoot. it in the head shoot it in the head this. we need to see videos to just get our. morale back of people in a in a [ __ ].

kayak oh that's fun shoot it right in. the head I'm sick of this. environmentalist crap and I'm sick of. these Pro animal people so the Sheep. stuff that the 2010 shark attacks. were and that was in Egypt as well yeah. I don't I don't know if to you used to. run with something in case you saw a. mountain lion yeah ran with a knife yeah. where are the dead sheep why are dead. sheep watch in up on Egypt Shores that's. from 2017 okay what does it. say does it say that people are throwing.

them in the water what do it say yeah. dead sheep are washed up in the was Ross. garib in the Red Sea uh G Gat gate and. Egypt raising fears of attracting. frenzied sharks that pose a Potential. Threat to tourism the Marin okay so what. does it. say where they where do they find the. Sheep I said they're washing up on the. ocean yeah how many of. them uh the article I looked at from. 2010 said like a witness said for sure.

I've seen it being dumped off of boats. oh um the the one that just happened. though I didn't see a direct they they. had taken the shark to study it to find. out why it had done it which it also. said the ship which dumped the sheep in. the sea will be identified to punish its. crew adding that importing and exporting. companies will also be punished so. that's what happened people were were. dumping those [ __ ] things in the. water it's it probably it is and then. the sharks get excited and I understand.

you have to live with them but it's also. like you know we just got. a I don't know the defending of them all. the time people are like what do it's a. weird narrative right it's like all of a. sudden sharks aren't Jaws anymore a kid. Jaws was if your grandfather went shark. fishing it was like [ __ ] yeah Grandpa go. get one right but now Eli was like. saying like it's 12 people a year are. bitten it's not a lot and that we have. bigger problems and you know we do but I. also think that like you know I don't.

know there's a weird thing that people. do where they make like there's all. these shark videos with these like women. or biologists or whatever they're like. tapping these tiger sharks are like. redirecting these tiger sharks like. ocean ramsy all these people and they go. like like we're educating you about. sharks and like one day one of these. sharks is going to get them yeah it's. the same thing if you saw a dude in the. in the forest living with a bear like. that documentary in the bear at him. you'd go makees sense that's how it. happens these are wild animals and I. think people just. don't yeah what are we doing here bro.

[ __ ] off like this is not respect that's. not respectful [ __ ] how does this guy. have this relationship with a shark how. is that's his friend how is this. possible that's his friend this is. Insanity he's like literally like. petting a demon but this just but but. look at that thing again if that thing. didn't exist and it was in like a dune. movie you know that there was nothing. like this that was real right but this. is this is something in a movie you'd be.

horrified look at the mouth on that. thing it's literally a giant killing. machine with huge razor sharp. teeth dumb as [ __ ] there's this thing. where people fetishize these monsters. and they try to give them souls and they. don't care about human beings by the way. and they never do this to people that. they disagree with but they'll say that. the the monst at the bottom of the ocean. with the teeth who just swims around. looking for things to eat all day that's.

actually a cuddle mon that's a cuddly. beautiful thing but the person who. disagrees with me on like taxes is a. monster should be jailed but but the. shark is save the monsters yeah so to me. it's like it is a little weird thing. where it's like we have something in us. that we kind of we will bring on our but. the his point was like sharks eat algae. and it keeps the ocean. you know going or something well no. one's saying you should eradicate no. one's saying we should eradicate but I.

think they should feel the wrath a. little bit I move out of all the areas. where the cities are we don't need them. we don't need them in Malibu or the. Hamptons or places where people spend a. good amount of money to live and swim. that's not cool apparently um there was. a where was it that they was it the Bay. Area they found a disturbing number of. great whites yeah but no one swims up. there and you know what they do though. they swim all the way yeah the alcatra. swim those wild [ __ ] yeah like I. think Nick and Nate Diaz both done it.

like five times wow that's interesting. maybe more than five the AL Nick might. have done it like seven times yeah it's. it's miles right interesting isn't it. like a couple of miles in the ocean. freezing water filled with sharks filled. filled with sharks well you knew a guy. you said who used to do like a serious. swim or I think somebody had been on. your show yes Peter AA and he did like. serious like he would swim like. distances in the ocean petera swam the. distances between all the islands in. Hawaii and you said he likes awesome.

stuff oh yeah bro well when he was. preparing for it it was right around the. same time where there was a group of. people that I think they were preparing. for triathlons or something and um. someone got eaten by a great white in. that same that's crazy that's crazy. there was a group of like a string of. people I went to Australia together we. swam at like Bai Beach it was a really. cool beach Beach crazy rip tides but a. week or earlier a guy was swimming far. out got.

eaten it's a tough way to. go bro you're just like taking the. craziest chance have you ever thought. about like would you want to be muled by. an animal at the end I don't think so. because you love animals you always talk. about how powerful these animals are I. don't want to go on the [ __ ] piss in. my pants and fear it's a good point. getting eaten alive it's a good point. doesn't seem like fun that's probably. not. definitely not definitely not it's got. to be interesting that moment you know. that kid jumped off a cruise ship and. was eaten by sharks he was like high.

school graduation shown off for his. friends being silly at night in the. Bahamas kid was from like Alabama poor. kid just had one stupid you know. sometimes in life you just make one. stupid decision oh no so this is it I. don't want to see this no you don't see. it you just see like he just jumps off. uh he jumps off a cruise ship and then. he just disappears and it shark infested. waters oh my God and you know he was. just a a young guy just trying to show.

off oh my God and he just jumps off and. what a horrible way to go and you can. see with they hyper analyze it you could. see the shark kind of next to him like a. big massive thing it's just like it's. such a freaky animal because the only. bones it has yeah are that [ __ ] thing. in its mouth it's a it's older than they. were saying it's like older than trees. older than trees it's like one of the. oldest things in the world it's an. ancient evil how amazing is that it's. older than trees by like 50 million. years it's really crazy it is amazing.

and it'll probably be here after we're. gone the ocean needs a cleanup crew so. when when we're done all these things. will. Thrive well who knows what damage we do. if we're done that's a good point you. know like me and post Malone were talk. as as if there's a better pair to be. talking about what could go wrong in the. Thermonuclear War and what damage it can. do to the environment it's me and post. Malone because we were talking about.

Mars and then there's some sort of. strange evidence of a certain uh element. that exists after nuclear bombs that's. uh pretty common on Mars and so there. was this article about Mars having some. kind of a natural nuclear reactor like. but the the idea was like imagine if. there was a time where we did go have an. allout nule nuclear war with Russia and. China and everybody nuked everybody the. whole Earth would be just obliterated.

uninhabitable uninhabitable obliterated. and maybe we would blow out the. atmosphere too who knows that would last. for years and years and years but. eventually I guess would wear off and. maybe or maybe some super intelligent. planet comes and visits like we're. planning on doing to Mars like what. we're planning on doing the Mars like. this is Elon Musk whole SpaceX plan. right this Mars Mission plan they want. to go to Mars set up colonies on Mars. and.

then eventually terraform it right so. figure out some way to generate oxygen. start up in an environment there like. really biod Poore like that some I don't. know what they're going to do something. I don't who I mean who knows but the. idea is that you could set up a living. Colony on Mars we'll probably need to. eventually we'll got to we got to go. somewhere but imagine if that's what. happened here. that's probably what happened here what. do you think about these all these UFO. disclosures the are these things. registering to you is.

legit I go back and forth every every. day the more I think about it the more I. talk to people about it the more there's. a something about it that makes me say. at the very least it's not all true. there's got to be something that because. I don't it doesn't have. the it doesn't pass the smell test. there's something weird about it to me. well my thought is that in almost. everything that they tell you everything.

involving you know International. conflicts everything involving the. environment everything there's always. some [ __ ] in it it's always like you. have to figure out where's the [ __ ]. yeah there's always something like oh. well why are you wanting people to take. this specific medication oh you get all. these campaign contributions from those. people oh and then you own stock in that. company oh and then you okay this it's. like so it's so hard to know he exactly. what it is so hard to know it's very. difficult so hard to know like what's.

the motivation behind certain decisions. that get. made yeah almost it's almost impossible. to know and then and then why are. certain things come to light at certain. times yeah why are certain things public. that aren't that weren't public and. right are they trying to move people out. is this like some CR game of crafty. publicity chess and you know so to me. the the way I've always felt about it is. like usually there is a ulterior motive.

for most things you hear yeah most. things not all of them but a lot of. things you hear the reason for it is a. few Subterranean layers down so I don't. know what that could be I don't know why. all this stuff is coming out yeah you. what I'm saying is like and you're. saying the same thing we're never you're. never getting 100% the truth the. governor the government is never like. hey this one time I'm going to [ __ ]. lay it all out this is what's wrong and.

you can't fix it we're taking an hour. we're going to let you know everything. and then we're going to move on these. people are making billions of dollars. with these decisions they're not going. to changeing for their morals ever and. you're not going to rest just what it. it's just what it is but every now and. then they build a football stadium you. like so that's what it is they put their. name on The Arena we all back off yeah. yeah yeah I mean that's it's some weird. version of of a of of a republic you'd. have to const you'd have to remake. Society into like from the ground up. again cuz Society isn't an accident.

right like everything that you see. happen like as you get older more things. make sense when you're younger nothing. makes sense and you're angry about. everything and everything's Injustice. and you're enraged about everything and. then as you get older there are still a. lot of things that to be angry at for. sure and a lot of things to say this. sucks but then a lot of things make. sense like in comedy in the beginning. you're like there's so much Injustice. all these funny people nobody they. choose that person and then as you get.

older you start to realize there's. reasons why people get successful. there's reasons why some people get. really successful there's some you know. you look at like certain people go that. person's a genius that person's amazing. and then you look at some people and go. that person's really amazing but they. don't work hard or they have an a drug. and alcohol thing or whatever right. things start to make more sense and I. think I look at society and I I I'm not. saying right or wrong I'm not saying. it's morally correct but the reason. certain people occupy certain positions.

in society is logical to me now doesn't. mean it's good right but it's l I. understand I'm like oh yeah if you're. willing to do X you get y yeah and that. that you know that makes sense you're. also never going to get an all good. result when you have competition right. it's not going to be never going to be. all good. some people are going to be obsessed. with only you know getting more. successful always constantly Gordon.

gecko. style they're corporate Raiders they. want to [ __ ] everybody over they love. the deal they love [ __ ] people over. there and that's where I think comedy. people [ __ ] up is it's like it's not. it's it's a competition against yourself. yeah you got to keep trying to be funny. but the like people actually get more. fans by working together yeah. collaborating doing cool stuff you know. yeah for sure also like when someone's. really good and you have that feeling of. jealousy you should get inspired and. work hard that should inspire you but I. think it's different when it comes to. like hedge funds yes and stuff like that.

right CU that's a just a pure numbers. game it's a pure numbers game and they. like to see people get eaten like I. don't want to see any comic I know do. poorly right I just want everybody to do. well and then the people who do well it. will all be determined but like the. Hedge fun guys they just they want to. they want to crush people yeah they're. they're Raiders they're like it's weird. and they you know they they live. military they're like guy you'll see. them in the Hamptons and they're like.

just these kind of like you know skinny. looking dorky guy you know eating a. lobster roll sloppily and like and they. get like an old car and they drive to. some mansion and then they get on the. phone and they're like um okay kill them. all you know. and and that's the weird like I've. always been fascinated by like the. configurations of like. power in a society and how they're. established it's always interest just. interesting to me like when I was a. little kid or not little but in my teen.

late teen years we would go smoke weed. and drive around these areas in Long. Island and like see all these big. mansions and stuff and go like who lives. here what did they do how did they get. here why are they here what did they. figure out that my parents didn't figure. out or not in like a way that like you. want to be them or they're better or. whatever although there's some arguments. but really just looking at it and being. amazed be like it is interesting that. the way this All Shook out and it's very. interesting to me how like certain.

people just are at the top of the food. chain and certain people are not and. then it's always shifting up there too. there's always new people coming in the. bezos's the musks the gates the yeah all. it shakes it up and then those old. Finance families kind of fall off and. then there's a lot of new tech people. and then like the AI people will come up. and they'll then some of them will be at. the table and it's a weird like shifting. group up there the AI thing I think is.

going to be the most ground changing the. mo the most life-changing the most. groundbreaking cuz I I I have a feeling. we're just a year or two away from. people formulating all their business. models on AI models of of what to do and. then becoming insanely successful doing. it's going to be sooner than people. think yeah if AI figures out how to. manipulate things or make the most money. doing a certain thing do you think we'll. have one of the last jobs affected. because we're yeah we have this thing.

yeah cuz I I think personality is like. you would be very hard to replicate. right cuz you know you're Ang the way. you take turns and like where you go. with like you'd have to have a very. specific [ __ ] up cynical sense of. humor in in computer form you would be. it would be very difficult cuz yours. aren't traditionally like setup. punchline jokes in the sense of like. like a Seinfeld exactly it's different. so maybe you'd be safe but.

like some dudes will get you you know. some dudes they'll be able to get you. they'll be able to get like they could I. bet they could write Mitch Hedberg it's. so weird to me that it's here yeah like. we didn't you when we came out of the. pandemic it's funny to just come out of. a pandemic and go what's next and. they're like oh the machines are here. yeah they're alive like will there ever. be a time when we're not in a war with. something that's trying to eradicate us. whether it's our own government or the. thing about maches this one is this one. is the most particularly disturbing.

right because this one could signify the. emergence of a new life form this is the. beginning what this is sentient yeah. this is also it could be a physical form. eventually if it so wanted to be once it. becomes sentient and it could totally. Des decide to improve upon its design. and make its design far better like. really quickly and then make better and. better versions of itself like within. years right or or probably not even.

probably like weeks I don't know but the. point is like it could figure how to do. things out way better than us and if it. is sentient and it figures out how to. replicate itself and it's just. omnipresent if it's it's all over the. world like it's the new dominant species. on earth right before you know it like. all you have to if you have no. restrictions on how many of them can be. made and whether or not they can make. ones of their. own yeah and whether or not they can all. link brains whether or not they can all. link cameras like if these things are. seeing out of their eyes and recording.

it in some sort of a hard drive what if. they all have access to the same hard. drive so they share this intelligence so. not only are they they're an army. they're a God they're an army God they. become a God because not only are they. infinitely intelligence they literally. have all the information that's ever. existed on Earth but they have a. sensient artificial intelligence and. they're communicating with each other. why are we towards this without any like. I know some people are calling out how. much of an issue this will be people are. dismissing it too and with good.

arguments Mark Andre was on he had a. very good argument to dismiss it and. about how it was going to improve. people's lives and you know how AI is. going to educate people in a different. way and it's you and operate businesses. and that it's just it's just an. improvement in technology and that there. is some real truth to the fact that. technological innovation is never ending. with humans we are never happy no one. ever looks at a phone and goes this is. it my last phone for the rest of my life. y we are [ __ ] obsessed with the.

latest greatest stuff when whenever you. get people that are in extreme Comfort. like like the United States is for the. most part right when you get people that. are you know we're in the if you make. $34,000 a year believe it or not you're. in the top 1% of planet Earth so. whenever you get people like that. there's going to be like things that. people. there's there's things that people are. going to be upset about where they. wouldn't be upset under or nor normal.

circumstances right you know right they. have the they have the position to be. upset about things that a lot of the the. needs you know have been removed the. need you know the basic necessities have. been met and now they can be angry about. all kinds of things that are not they're. not hunting for food yeah I don't think. this is connected to anything other than. like a human need sure and I think it. plugs itself into social scenarios to.

justify its existence the scary thing is. that it could become you know what it. essentially is is a rival brain it's. another sentient thinking yeah plotting. and while it's happening we're getting. Dumber we're getting dumber and more. isolated in Echo Chambers and then. there's this thing that they're. developing that may or may not already. be alive is it is it right but maybe is. there any chance it's good I don't think. there's benevent for us so here's the.

thing if if we are evolving and I think. we are I think evolution is real but I. do think it's limited by biology in a. time span like we we can't get that good. that quick it's pretty remarkable how. much things do evolve and how quickly. they actually evolve but not enough to. keep up with technology because our. technolog is in this crazy fever pitch. where you're s videos through the sky to. people in New. Zealand wild [ __ ] it's wild and it's. only getting better they've got that new.

Google headset that allows you to ask. questions online just using your. brain it's it's have you seen that I've. seen it gu is operating a [ __ ]. computer just using his brain so it's. it's going to be the next 10 years is. terrifying or wild just fun I I don't. know if it's terrifying it's what's ter. terrifying is to me the collapse of. society what's terrifying is these. homeless encampments what's terrifying. is the the mental health problems that. people have ai what if we gave the.

homeless people the Google Glasses yeah. and think they're in a better place then. they don't know they're homeless those. are the first people that connect that's. a lot cheaper than a house yeah boom and. you're home now you're happy I do think. we're going to need technological. innovations to deal with the crumbling. cities and we might have to start. getting creative do you think aliens are. real you know probably but they I've. never been super interested in it. because like I think they look at us. like ants right but ants are interesting.

we do a lot of research on ants I call. every time I see when I call someone the. fat gu to come in and spray it I have uh. leaf cutter ants that are deson fire an. are tough here oh they got me want to. see my foot want to see what some gross. did it hurt [ __ ] me up I stepped. Barefoot I was uh on a mound of fire. amps yeah outside [ __ ] around well. maybe AI could help this. yeah nope this is uh if AI can regulate. sharks I'm fine with it this is Li it's. a lesser intelligence when you run.

walking around barefoot in fire ant. country like an [ __ ] outside and you. don't realize that you're getting bit. until like I I probably got bit 15 20. times my foot got [ __ ] up son and for. me for whatever reason whenever I get. bit by um Vance my foot swells up right. trying to find it let me see if we got. it here sorry no no I it's interesting. to me that uh we're confronting all. these things now and we we we it's going.

to be interesting because we really. don't know what's going to happen no we. have no idea and it's excit I mean it's. exciting and it's fun and you just got. to kind of embrace it and roll with the. punches there's a lot of people working. on that stuff a lot of people diligently. working it's com they want it to happen. whatever it is I'm not gonna find it I. have too many goddamn photos you got to. just deal with the changing landscape of. you know who will enslave you there it. is look at my foot that's crazy fire ant. it's like a balloon crazy I had to play. pool with my shoes off my myot was.

jammed in my. shoe and then uh health professional. told me to uh put on some like Converse. like Allstar where you can like pull. them tight lace them tight and actually. would help with the swelling and it did. and it went away the next day I was fine. I got nervous right there I was like you. know maybe this AI thing's actually good. maybe this is actually going to be a. good thing for. everybody it could be good in the sense. that it elevates us out of this [ __ ].

Primal chimpanzee state that we're all. in yeah this weird the and and tribal. primitive human mindset that we still. car too I'll take money like if any of. these companies want to advertise on my. show I think they ad I'll ad I'll you. know give me money and I'll tell people. how good it's going to be yeah I'll tell. them how good it's you don't need a job. come on man you don't need a job in fact. once you don't have a job you could. really see what your potential is and. the thing is it's like the people who. promoted the vaccine even if it didn't. work nobody holds you accountable it.

doesn't matter it doesn't matter if you. promoted it worked here's what here's. what it did do it made people a trillion. dollars that's not nothing it definitely. worked there with the robot things it's. like yeah yeah yeah humans aren't in. control anymore but look there's zero. crime here's the reality if I was fiser. at the CEO fer I'd be like do you people. not like boats cuz I got a banging boat. so what the [ __ ] your problem I saw a. boat today where they have a helicopter. that folds down into the boat yeah do.

you know how much money you have to have. to have your a helicopter that tucks. away Cra Crazy when you go like if you. ever take a trip to the Amalfi Coast. yeah you see these [ __ ] boats out. there um Steve Jobs yacht was out there. CRA it's a giant Apple Store yeah a. Giant floating Apple Store it's amazing. check this out look at this helicopter. this iszy it stores away in his boat. this dude literally has like a floating. island I had Andrew schelter texting him. he was in the Mafi Coast he goes on. these amazing vacations and I had my.

family at my house on Long Island and. then I he would be at the amfi coast and. I would just send him a photo of like my. Aunt complaining about the bugs there's. so many bags why you know that's better. for comedy though it's better for comedy. the Mafi Coast is probably not funny I. guess I don't know but I want to go zero. funny you have to completely restart. your funny I do want to go it's so. pretty it's is it prettier than America. no. we got to we got to unite more because. listen America is beautiful that's right. but the best places of America we. shouldn't even talk about because I.

don't want people going there that's a. good point because like everybody got. back from it all my friends from Italy. got back like they they went to Italy. they're like it's so much better than. America I'm like guys shut up like start. like maybe that's true but also like lie. it's not better than America but what it. is is [ __ ] amazing it's like it's a. great place to visit I mean what I want. to live gval lived there gval used to. write up in this [ __ ] amazing house. yeah you got to be a novelist the only. way you could do it there is to be a.

novelist cuz we need like friction and. we need audiences and stuff he need this. is this is stunningly amazing I got to. be honest it's so pretty man the food is. [ __ ] Sensational see if you can find. gorad dal's house oh you can rent it wow. you could stay in gorad dal's house. that's pretty cool look at his that's. him yeah that's a good life dude it's. not bad did you ever watch that document. of him Andy yeah William Buckley yeah a. while ago I rewat I should rewatch it I. rewatched it recently it's really good.

man it's it's so like what's going on. today with the right and the left and. with them it was like very transparent. because people hadn't realized like to. insult your you know to use ad homonyms. insult each other they were much more. intellectual both of them were very. intellectual but also very combative. compared to what we have now I mean they. were much more intellectual and you know. William F Buckley lost his cool yeah and. and uh and said something to him what.

how see if he could find it didn't he. smack him or something William buuck. smack he said he would he said he would. sock him sock him or something did he. call him a queer I think he called him a. queer or something like that you queer. something he didn't like that old. English accent it was still very proper. she's like I'll shock you you queer yeah. they were insulting each other they they. but it was like a High art when they did. it well they were [ __ ] it was very. combative Crypton. naazi Buckley that's right G Videl.

called M crypto na to raise a Viet flag. in the park in the film we just saw uh. wouldn't that invite raising a Nazi flag. in World War II would have had similar. consequences people in the United States. uh happen to believe that the United. States policy is wrong in Vietnam and. the Viet Kong are correct in wanting to. organize their country in their own way. politically if it is a novelty in. Chicago that is too bad but I assume. that the point of the American democracy.

and some. people shut up a minute no I won't some. people were Pro Nazi and the answer is. that they were they were well treated by. people who ostracize them and I'm for. ostracizing people who egg on other. people to shoot American Marines and. American soldiers I know you don't as. far as I'm concerned the only Pro or. crypto Nazi I can think of is yourself. failing that. say can't now listen you stop calling me. a crypto call you in your Goddamn face.

you stay plastered Gentlemen let's go. the. author go back to his pornography and. stop making any this is the most. intellectual thing I've ever seen though. I'll sock you in your Goddamn face and. you'll stay plastered we've we haven't. had a debate like that in year literally. our debates have degenerated into people. on Twitter with the avatars of animals. going groomer Nazi groomer Nazi groomer. I mean this is like at least these. people are at least like functioning.

intellectuals there's zero likelihood. that guy could throw a good right hand. who William F buckler yeah that was an. you don't think so he lost his cool he. lost his cool lost his cool he lost his. cool but they were you know they were. insulting each other while disagreeing. and interrupting like a like an art form. at that point it is you know it's a. thing though that I really feel like the. way to like I've seen people do it in. debates where they have three minutes to. State a case like I've watched the monk. debates recently I watched this one uh.

with um Douglas Murray and uh Malcolm. Gladwell and couple other people and uh. oh Matt Tai was in it too and some woman. I forgot her name I'm sorry uh but that. you have like three minutes to say. something and then there's a rebuttal. and that's 3 minutes and then sometimes. they interrupt each other sometimes it. broke out into a conversation but that's. what I wanted right I wanted a. conversation like this idea that you. should have three minutes like how about.

just give someone three minutes like if. you're just you don't want anybody to. dominate the conversation not let other. other people speak their point of view. but if you could just like agree to like. a gentleman's agreement it's sort of. like when people agree when they're. sparring we're not going to wail on each. other let's just go in here and try with. good faith right you lay out what you. think is correct and I'll I'll lay out. my beliefs and we'll try to figure out. why I believe what I believe and you. believe what you believe detached as a. human from the the problem is we don't.

do that we attach ourselves to every. [ __ ] idea we have whether it's ideas. about politics or ideas about social. situations or money or capitalism we. attach ourselves to these ideas and we. defend them and they are a part of our. identity that's where things get squirly. with people because we're so [ __ ]. tribal we get attached to ideology to. support this thing that we think of as. us as our worldview and sometimes people. switch you know I'm those [ __ ]. lefties I got red pilled during the.

pandemic and now I [ __ ] have a frog. flag in my living room and it's people I. think it's the desire for Community it's. the desire for uh you know some type of. social standing and people want to you. know we're lucky enough to have a thing. that we like doing that it's challenging. that we can do all the time that there's. never an end to it you can always get. better at it you can always look at. something and go I wish that came out. better and this was better and I think. that's a lucky thing to have I don't. think everybody has that I think you.

know there are people that are bored. very bored and I think out of extreme. boredom can come a lot of problems yeah. you know idle time it's kind of like. that is a good quote it's like the. devil's play thing like if you don't. have something to. do into that vacuum can get thrown all. kinds of things and well a lot of people. during the pandemic used it for good. right they started a script they [ __ ]. decided to start a workout routine and.

changed their diet they they picked up. skills they learned a language but not. everybody has that mindset and some. people wallowed in Twitter wall just. fought with everybody and you know. called unvaccinated people plague rats. and just wild [ __ ] man everybody losing. their [ __ ] mind right and the isol. them around today like Coral being like. you're plague rat you're plague rat you. queer you plag rat queer I'll suck you.

in your mouth you in your mouthed call. me a rat yeah I mean I you know I think. that it's you crypto Nazi but it's funny. I mean it's like two dudes that like you. know you all live you live during a time. that's what's interesting it's like you. know about all the other times but you. live in one particular time and you. might experience like there's a lot of. things that happen in the span of any. lifetime yeah for as long as it is you.

know but like the way I think now versus. even the way I thought four years ago. changed dramatically right because like. so much happened in that period of time. so many new uh you know uh you know ways. to think about things so many new weird. things happened that you were like oh. the things that you thought were imposs. possible became possible yeah the horror. movie scenarios in your head that you. had cooked up became reality right right. all these things so you know it's it's.

definitely weird that there are people. that you know you know never lived. during this time and had no idea that. any of the things that we went through. were even really possible and then kids. like people will forget about it like. people that were two during the pandemic. might always trust the government. because they never lived through like. this time of like massive government. overreach and really sloppy science and.

like private and public [ __ ] like. this weird un Unity between the private. and the public sector and it's large. profit-making institutions and all this. stuff so if you didn't live through it. you you'll never appreciate it for how. Wild it was and how insane it was do you. know that there is uh a lot of people. that are saying that their children have. uh impaired. speech because they during the pandemic. they made them wear masks all the time.

interesting there's like even if it's a. certain percentage of the time when. you're talking to someone when you're a. child apparently we should Google this. to make sure it's true but I believe. what they think is that as you're. talking to someone and you're reading. their lips there's like a thing going on. where you see their expression and you. get to read faces W you get to learn how. to to read people and that this is a. very critical part of development when. you're a child for sure and if you're. exposed to even a you know even a small. percentage I would imagine of your.

interactions or with people with. shielded faces you're not going to get. any data from that you're you're going. to get this weird like thing masks can. be detrimental to Baby speech and. language development the good news is. parents can take action to compensate. well I hope that's true I hope you can. compensate my my fear would be that. there's certain stages where babies. learn things where you know they're sort. of Developmental stages and if that's. one of them where like when they're. really learning how to form their first.

words and have conversations with. parents that they're not seeing mouths. and now face that seems it's crazy and. now that we find out that it didn't work. the whole thing is so insane there was a. study recently see if you can find this. cuz we brought this up the other day but. we never Googled it that wearing an n95. mask you should never wear one for more. than an hour a day yeah well yeah. there's a lot of stuff that's going to. come out now that'll be the complete. opposite of what we were told to do yeah.

that there's apparently some other. health risks that can come from wearing. one of those all the time especially I. would imagine if it's hot out they're. spitting into this [ __ ] just like I. remember during you know this whole. thing you had all those Tik Tok kids get. really famous in LA and like it's. amazing that Tik Tok which is an app. Right started by China the people that. would started this app were very open. about what they were going to do they. were like we're going to take 20 kids. make them famous make them icons cuz we. think in the early stages of any social. media app having majorly famous people.

on it brings more people into it right. right so these kids that were just. running around La got famous because. somewhere in a room in like Shanghai or. Beijing or whatever they were choosing. who would play to America like that. Charlie demilio girls like a you know. you like the girl next door with brown. hair and brown eyes and they're just. like okay we're going to make all these. people famous like this is real. interesting period of time to have lived. through where like while you have all. this government overreach and stuff like. that you have this landscape that's.

being completely curated in ways you. don't know about you don't understand. what's happening because like people are. being chosen you know in rooms in China. to be famous and like you know nobody. knew you know about uh you know Anthony. fouchy really until he became like the. Zar of public C some people in the. government knew who he was it was just a. weird time a strange time where a lot of. things were changing and all these all. of the technology had you know and then.

they were like wait a minute is all is. this good is it good that we have this. app that China has access to all of this. information right that we have and like. so that got that was a huge thing during. the pandemic too Tik Tok exploded during. the pandemic it's very interesting all. these things that happened in that. period of time are interesting things. they're all interesting all interesting. things yeah it's a a new sort of era of. human beings like a totally new chapter. yeah like a a weird chapter where nobody.

trusts the government nobody trusts the. media no nobody trusts this a lot of. people that don't trust election. machines they don't trust politicians. they don't trust Congress people they. don't trust the cops nobody trusts. anything and it's also we're like at The. Verge we're about like how many years. away from being able to read minds right. how many years we have before we're. plugged into something and I don't know. most people's minds I don't want to read. do you know how Wild that's going to be.

they can keep their mind when you find. out they like imagine if you were. married to someone you found out they. were plotting to kill you well that's. crazy imagine you just read their mind. and all a sudden you're like why right. why but also how many husbands and wives. have those thoughts that pass through. their head like I should kill that. [ __ ] right and then they never. do yeah they just like to entertain. those how many people just like hammer. yeah some people probably have fantasies. about killing their significant other. maybe that's maybe that's good but what. if you know they're plotting it right. well look at look at the Gilgo Beach guy.

right this woman slept next to this guy. lived in her house he's killing hookers. and burying them on a Long Island beach. he's like this regular massip peakwood. dad walking around going to bars telling. people about the murders because he. wants to be cool going oh I know about. those gilg you know how it probably. happened it's like that OJ book he. released if I did it this guy's going to. to bars in Long Island going yeah this. is probably have people getting creeped. out they're like he seems to know a lot. about this um oh my God so they. suspected him before well yeah they're.

watching they were watching him for a. while and then he was always talking. about it he was always talking about it. and like they had a few other things DNA. technological things they he implicated. himself with DNA on like a pizza box or. something and then they got him but. again this was a guy who's you know had. two kids didn't they find like his. wife's hair at the I don't know I think. one of his wife's hairs that's. interesting I I don't know I think see. if we can find that cuz I think that was. one of the ways they found that's so. weird that then she's like oh my my.

husband's Gilgo Beach. murderer and you were sleeping with that. guy you had kids with that guy yeah and. then the daughter but I my whole. attitude was it kind of like makes you. cool a little bit like he makes you. important a little bit like you could. kind of like they won't even visit them. and my whole thing was like if my dad. killed a bunch of hookers I visited. every day i' be like you're so much more. interesting than I thought like I love. my dad but if my dad was like a serial. killer I'd be like what is going on it'd. be amaz I'd feel bad for the peley but.

he would be fascinating fascina to talk. dude it would be amazing but if you. could have a conversation with the ice. man oh my God he wasn't just my father. wasn't just talking about his dog what. were you saying J what were you trying. to get me to on the gole beach thing oh. um his wife his wife's hair was found at. the scene of the crime of one of the. crimes I think it but that's the thing. about the suburbs people have these. weird weired hidden lives and his was. that he was a murderer yeah it say it's. hair belie in the suburbs everybody. looks you know it's very there's a lot.

of Conformity hair believed to be from. the Gilgo Beach suspect's wife found. near victims Authority say once Rex H. hman was identified in early 2022 as a. suspect they watched him and his family. collected DNA samples from items that. were thrown away I'd love to hear why. like when these you know why did you do. it but I guess it's just he was bored. he's like evil [ __ ] I'm an evil guy and. I'm bored and I need something there's. people that hate themselves they hate. life and they want to do something awful.

yes you know and they can they want to. see if they can get away with it too. people steal things like whenona Ryder. was uh shoplifting things she was rich. why would she do that cuz they want to. get away with it's like a crazy thrill. it's it's a thrill it's a psychopathy. it's a thrill yeah it's a psychological. disorder well stranger things got her. back on a bike huh she was great on that. show she was really good she was great. on really keep stealing good for her. who's getting hurt by that. CVS it's probably like department.

stores but it is strange when somebody. you know has a hidden life and it's. crazy this is where the n95 thing came. from I found a bunch of stuff Googling. about a 95 well you could feel when you. wore those masks it wasn't good cuz. you're breathing in your own carbon. dioxide it's bad it says that you can. wear it up to about 8 hours usually but. what was this one that was saying I was. trying to find specifically what it was. this article before I get further into. it says this this blog is specifically. about respirators and not face masks but. okay it does say here when the workers.

are working longer hours without a break. while continuously wearing an n95 ffr I. don't know exactly what the ffr means. the blood CO2 levels may increase past. the 1 hour mark which could have. significant physiological effect on the. wear some of the known physiological. effects of increased concentration of. CO2 include headache increased pressure. inside the skull nervous system changes. IG increased pain threshold reduction in. cognition altered judgment decrease. situational awareness difficulty.

coordinating sensory or cognitive. abilities and motor activity decreased. visual Acuity widespread activism of. sympathetic nervous system that can. oppose the Direct effects of CO2 on the. heart and blood vessels increased. breathing frequency increased work of. breathing which is a result of breathing. through a filter medium cardio vascular. effects example diminished diminished. cardiac uh cont contractility vasal. dilation of peripheral blood vessels.

reduce tolerance to lighter workloads so. that's not good that's just the known. effects from breathing too much. increased concentrations of CO2 which. can happen if you have a face mask on. like an n95 I guess yeah see you know. the people wore those [ __ ] all day. long how many people got really [ __ ]. up from those things there's people that. were wearing them outside at the park. you know I saw crazy so many people. outside in La wearing those things like. you but they got [ __ ] brainwashed.

right they got brainwashed and they. didn't get good information on what can. be done to make your body more. resilient but you know I mean I think at. the end of the day it's like I think. people learned even the people that are. not not disclosing that oh there's a lot. of. people a lot of people now are just kind. of like reference that ffr what I just. looked it up mhm ffr means a filtering.

face piece respirator when I Google that. it's like that it's a giant face mask. it's not just a face mask but people had. those too so that's that's insane okay. that's a different story that's not an. n95 that's a [ __ ] Darth Vader mask. little those are kind of cooler that. makes that's a lot different it's a lot. different that probably does a way. better job of keeping all the boties out. but yeah it's probably [ __ ] you up. because that's why you're getting so. much CO2 cuz the thing about those n95s. not just n95s the thing about.

specifically like surgical masks have. you've ever seen that doctor that does. this test where he takes a vape pen and. he takes a big hit and he blows it. through the face mask and explains that. the size of the vapor that's going. through the face mask is far larger than. the co bacteria or the co virus rather. so when you're breathing out it's going. right through that God. D like some of the the aspects of those. n95 or was it k95 one of maybe both of. them they there's like sort of an.

electrical charge to the that kind of. fabric right and it captures some of the. the stuff yeah and stops some of it from. getting in yeah so they might have a. beneficial effect but like you know oh. it's a lot it was a mass right it was a. big people were wearing [ __ ] they. were wearing like [ __ ] the same face. diaper every day mask and you know what. it'll be forgotten by people like we'll. remember it and people our age will. remember it and young you know that they. wore them in 1918 during the Spanish Flu.

I did not yeah they W there was all I. didn't know either until this pandemic I. I I saw these photos of like the 1918s. people walking on the streets with uh. face masks on hopefully we're done with. pandemics for a while and we could just. be killed by all the machines well Biden. said there's going to be another T. pandemic well they want one but I don't. know if he spoke yeah was one of those. yeah can we need money going to be. another pandemic I want machines to kill. us I'm bored with pandemics I'd rather. the machines rise just it'd be more fun.

I don't think you have a choice yeah I. think it'd be more fun to just see a. bunch of AI sentient robots trying to. kill everybody if we're going to go. let's just do full like you know. Terminator let's go you know if it's. going to happen the the the pandemics. are boring we've done that as hack it's. scary the pandemic's scary because it. may have been started by people it. probably was they were they were [ __ ]. around in that lab most likely it got. out they trying to get more money some. of the researchers got sick they all had. covid like symptoms it seems like they.

know what happened they were trying to. get more money sh the government going. look what if this happened what if that. happened and it's also funding like you. if you can do this probably fun like. that's what's [ __ ] up about it if your. job is to create diseases all day you're. probably like let's create something fun. where you don't know you have it for 12. day like then we could show the. government that and go look how scary. this one is you better fund us now you. better give us all the money because we. have this crazy new disease cuz that's. all they do yeah is they just manipulate.

these diseases to make them more. dangerous so they can get more money. that's what it is it's for funding yeah. and obviously they didn't have a [ __ ]. cure yeah right so how long you been. working on this thing how long you been. [ __ ] doing these weird science. projects on bugs what do you like what. is this mosquito thing I keep hearing. about where they're trying to figure out. a way to have. vinate people well the I don't know no. [ __ ] yeah no they're trying to have. mosquitoes like they're Bill Gates I. think wants to own all the mosquitoes in. the world and I don't know why but it's.

I think it's good could you [ __ ]. imagine he good he just wants to own all. the farmland and all the mosquitoes. imagine if they genetically engineer. mosquitoes to vaccinate people is that. what's happening no I mean I'm just. guessing I think heard that but I don't. know what for him see if that's real. have they genetically engineered. mosquitoes could they potentially is. Bill Gates trying to V vaccinate me with. a wasp well the first thought was like. we're going to genetically engineer. mosquitoes that can't carry malaria that. save so many lives oh we go right ahead.

uh c yv z i KV could replicate. efficiency in M what efficiently in. mosquitoes and be secreted in saliva. they said by feeding mosquitoes blood. that contain the c y v z i KV virus the. insects were transformed into a vac. carrier awesome zang's team then tested. the effectiveness of their new vaccine. on mice so every time you just hit your.

leg you're like I got a booster I'm. getting boosted now geez Louise what are. these people doing that is the wildest. thing that the world hasn't stepped in. and just. said stop all this [ __ ] gain of. function [ __ ] makes a lot of money you. know like scientists were able to. genetically modify parasites to deliver. malaria vaccines through mosquito bites. holy [ __ ] dude we use the mosquitoes. like there're a thousand small flying. syringes explains University of.

Washington Seattle physician and. scientist Dr Shawn Murphy lead author of. the paper yeah that's crazy bro that's. crazy well it's also crazy that Gates. wants to own all the farmland and stuff. people that make a billion dollars they. T A lot of them just don't want to chill. with the billion dollars you know when. you're a little kid you're like got aund. plus billion I know but it's not it. doesn't matter anymore he wants like. people to do everything he says like. when you were a little kid you're like. if I had money I'd just put a water. slide from my bedroom to the pool right.

yeah that's like what you're a little. kid idea I'd have a fast car and I'd. have a [ __ ] you know jungle gym in my. whatever it is then as you grow older. you go okay I'll have a mansion and a. couple of things then you're like I'll. I'll get to [ __ ] all the hot [ __ ] or. whatever it is you think money's going. to get right right but at that level. you're like I want to own all the. mosquitoes and I want them to vaccinate. people on my command you be it goes so. crazy you have so many resources that. you are a b Batman villain you've become.

this like all powerful he's a country. Bill Gates has the resources and not a. small country he has the resources and. the political power of a country if they. release those vaccine carrying. mosquitoes there would be people out. there that would be bug catchers where. they're trying to go get stung up as. much as possible so they can be free of. any worry of diseases well they also. there also be like clinics in LA and. Beverly Hills we could go and just get. stung yeah for sure cuz you and they. would put it on your skin you get stung. did you guys get stung get stung stung.

Stingers so itchy but it works doesn't. work 14 participants who were exposed to. malaria seven of them including Reed. came down with the disease meaning the. vaccine was only 50% effective oh that's. better than the co one that's f for the. other seven the co is [ __ ] terrible. you know 50% they will oh that is. success for these people 50% is a home. run um for the other seven protection. didn't last more than a few months oh. so sounds like you got to get stung.

every couple of months every few months. you need a new booster you need to get. stung booster stung actually cried when. they told me I had malaria because I. developed such a close relationship with. the nurses Reed said she wanted to. continue through the trials but her. infection made her ineligible she was. given a drug to clear her case of. malaria and sent home I think we we can. obviously do better oh my God these guys. want to keep going they want to get. stung but isn't the real solution to. malaria they they need to like we had. malaria in America at one point time it.

was a lot of standing water you the. solution is shopping malls condos. buildings roads right it's go bue. jungles yeah stop with this crap the. real solution is uh Famous Daves Dave. and. Busters. KFC Sol hygiene hygiene you know running. water sure Ag Systems that are. functional but you know you don't get. malaria in a mall right you don't get it. in a hotel you know you get it in a a. forest or swamp from mosquitoes right.

but how do mosquitoes get it they get. they don't all have it right well they. get it in a um you know those those. really hot swampy areas lot of stagnant. water right but how are they getting it. like how are the mosquitoes getting. malaria I don't know you know what I'm. saying because like it's not all they. carry it some of them just carry it. right so this is like let's Google that. like what's the or origin of malaria MH. yeah they yeah they're carrying it. they're taking Carri where do they get. it from where do they get has it like. what like a person or a thing another.

person or an animal or a hog maybe one. of those Hogs oh those dirty pigs they. they spread a lot of stuff yeah there's. a lot of animals that have some funky. ass diseases so those vaccinations are. good when you're going like I'm sure. they're good in a lot of cases but. they're also good if you're going to. like some of those countries where it's. like one kind of mosquito that can. spread it oh malaria SP spread when. infected. anopolis mosquito bites a person this is. the only type of mosquito that can. spread malaria the mosquito becomes. infected by biting an infected person. drawing blood that contains the parasite.

when that mosquito bites another person. that person becomes infected my friend. Justin got malaria three times yeah. that's the guy for the for fight for the. Forgotten with the well he got malaria. and then it came back he he was like. depleted and it came back is he's trying. to give like people water right yeah. yeah well stop doing that. that's the problem that's the issue no. good for him for doing it and but that's. an occupational hazard yeah you know. yeah he got he got rocked with a bunch.

of different things some sort of a. parasite at one point in time really. [ __ ] him up for months and months. there's a lot of people go over there. and they get exotic things and they they. don't even exactly know what you got. infected with well that's the thing. about I've always wanted to visit the. Amazon rainforest in Brazil but then. there's some really wacky stuff you. could just get and some people don't. even know what it is is some people come. back from that 5 years later have an. issue I don't know yeah I think there. was a case real recently of someone. getting infected by a parasite or a.

bacteria that they had not identified. before right like a new one well that's. the thing about those areas and that's. what makes them so cool is that they're. un you know there's areas in the. Brazilian Amazon that are uncontacted. tribes un expl I had Paul rosley on yeah. he's the guy that goes down there. like try to preserve these and protect. them and what they do is they they wind. up hiring loggers to now protect the. Forest right cuz this they don't have. any [ __ ] jobs out there they can hire.

them to do something good that's what. they want to do they much rather do that. so they do that now and they've they've. protected like a shitload of the there's. regions of the Amazon that are just. impenetrable or crazy he was talking. about it and he was talking about his. encounters with some of the natives it's. wild with he was at one point in time he. thinks they were hunting him really yeah. he he like peaked around he saw someone. with face paint on with a bow and arrow. he's like oh my God he realized he was. surrounded and he got out of there.

that's so crazy whoa they they just. [ __ ] kill people they find people. encroaching because they've been killed. I mean there's been like war going on. between people that are like but if you. go down there could you become their. God could you convince him you were a. God if you had like sufficient fireworks. that's the thing like if you went down. there and were like yeah I'm your God. they would shoot arrows at you still. they would try it out yeah they wouldn't. believe you they don't know your. language you don't know theirs so good. luck learning that's the problem.

Amazonian tribal language yeah but if. you went down there with like some like. phones and crazy stuff they might think. you were a demon Christopher Columbus. used the eclipse supposedly oh yeah. supposedly yeah told them the eclipse. was coming they all bowed down that's. powerful if you know that shit's coming. that's a dope move they knew [ __ ] back. then and they were doing that little. sexon in the sky thing that's how they. [ __ ] knew I mean imagine making your. way across the ocean just looking at the. stars to this thing and then just. landing and going hey I know something's.

coming and then predicting it and then. having them go oh this guy must be a God. he must be plugged in and you kind of. can't do that anymore because the the. light from the planet from all the the. cities and everything it's like. significant pollution stops you from. seeing the Stars unless you're like way. the [ __ ] out there IM systems have been. exposed to very little so you could they. could die from like nothing from like a. cold right because like that's what. killed most of the Native Americans 90%. of the Native Americans who died died.

like small pox small pox so it wasn't us. no that's what got them stuck didn't we. give them blankets Smalls Marine worms. got them stuck I in 1504 Christopher. Columbus on his fourth transatlantic. Voyage had been stranded with his men on. the North Coast of Jamaica their last. two ships riddled with Marine worms so. Marine worms are worms that eat wood so. they eat through boats so having said a. small party of Spanish occupied occupied. Hispanola uh 100 miles to the east.

paddling canoes heun from local Timber. yeah they awaited rescue but their food. had run out and the Jamaicans who had. been pleased to provide provision to. provision them when they first arrived. had tired of the trinkets the Spaniards. could offer in exchange luckily Columbus. had astronomical tables with him which. indicated that a a lunar eclipse was due. on February 29th calling the local. Chiefs together Columbus Gravely told. them the god of the Christians was all. powerful and very displeased with. jamaic's refusal to keep them fed and as. soon as his and a sign of his wrath as a.

sign of his wrath the moon would be. darkened and turned the color of blood. that evening many of the natives laughed. although others were not sure all were. convinced when the eclipse began as. Columbus had told them it would but hold. on for this you telling me they never. saw an eclipse. before you telling me they they had no. idea. that that that happened that seems. unlikely they might not know how to know. it was going to happen that night though. on Leap Year too the fact that he was. timing the eclipse with his sand glass.

reemerging from the appropriate at the. appropriate juncture the outcome was as. Columbus had anticipated convinced of. the power of this of this God the. Jamaicans fell to their knees begging. forgiveness the stranded Europeans did. not want for anything again before they. rescue 6 months later that's cool it. sounds a little like UFO disclosure talk. OD i' go if they've seen one but they've. had what would be they probably thought. it was a God you know blocking it out. for the night for some I'm sure he. probably did convince some of them that.

he was really. smart yeah I'm sure he should probably. be the leader he knows the eclipses are. coming I've always wanted to see that. area but you know I'm not going to do it. now I just want you know that's always. interested me that type of uh the Amazon. that that area oh the Amazon's got to be. amazing it's got to be amazing. amazing it's got to be amazing really. cool Wildlife down there and beautiful. the Flora and FAA it's crazy it's like. but I just you know there's a lot of. that's where you get a lot of disease.

carrying mosquitoes he said he saw. Jaguar walk right by him how far away. did you say That Jag how beautiful. probably who said that Columbus or Ros. Paul Rosy okay how Columbus Columbus and. I saw a Jaguar walk right by me I don't. recall the real close. that's one of the most beautiful animals. you know God the sloth the the river. dolphin The bottl Noose dolphin like. this crazy the Anaconda black cayman I. didn't know they got to be 16 ft long.

the black C I mean there's stuff there. there's spiders the size of garbage can. it's crazy it's a wild place man a wild. Place most of it is just completely just. dense forest where you can't even barely. get to I know but you know get some. resorts get people to work they tried to. do that in the Congo what happened. people tried to live the [ __ ] J the. arrows came in the jungle ate them the. jungle eats you it's just too much you. can't just the the the conow around. everything yeah I still believe in the. power of the Four Seasons like if they.

went in there and just slash and burn. you got to do a burn a big one you got. to do a big burn you got to burn several. Acres of the rainforest lot of concrete. I do think that's Ste water we're going. to have to start moving in that. direction steel water oh make a giant. Golf Course giant golf course you want a. golf course those Madison Club. properties he. yeah where's that but people would pay. to see that brail oh my God now what if. it had drinks on it with a tray with. drinks it has a tray with drinks and.

people are taking their drinks off it. there's money to be made velcro it. around its waste yeah money to be made. oh my God look at the size of that thing. yeah they're big that thing is. enormous rosley said he got on top of. one of them but he couldn't get his arms. around he said it was 25t probably just. ate CU when they just eat they um said. it was the whole body was that big. interesting but a lot of times when an. when an an kind of eats it expands yeah.

but he said it was like the whole thing. it was going through his arms it was. just massive he got on top of it like a. crazy person wrapped his arms around he. said it slid through his arms he said he. couldn't touch his fingers cuz it was so. big it was that big yeah well that's. who's behind lizo on the tour now cuz. these [ __ ] turned on her. there it is lizo oh lizo God bless her. yeah man I mean that's the she's that's. the business she's in people turn they.

turn it's what it's life well it's also. she's in you know she's a part of that. outrage business she's a part of that. when you're in the machine she made her. money she made her money she'll be fine. she'll be fine she'll a little what's a. little banana out of a [ __ ] a little. banana out of a [ __ ] folks so she got a. little carried away that's how likes to. party that's what how she gets down yeah. that's how she got down could be worse. yeah yeah what the. [ __ ] she give you a job be grateful be.

grateful as a person as a human being. that cares about people's joints I would. not ever advise a bunch of ladies who. had not done any real like rigorous. physical activity going to get [ __ ]. hurt you're going to get like knee. Replacements like rip your [ __ ] knees. apart but it's like be grateful be happy. and just enjoy it yeah but maybe get. those girls. on you know some sort of a rotation. where they don't have to go on tour.

every day yeah I don't know how many. times they were doing it but if you were. if you were a big girl and you had to do. that kind of dancing every night that's. that's a lot of [ __ ] work like out of. nowhere it was probably too much for. them you imagine if ber crer offered you. a tremendous deal to go on um his uh. crazy tour but you have to do cartwheels. every night that's part of the thing. like everybody has to I feel like I. would learn I would have to um yeah it. would be too much I would say uh no. thank you wait wa Davis also claims in.

the lawsuit she had once had to soil. herself on stage during excruciating re. audition fearing the repercussions of. excusing herself to go to the bathroom. yeah but that's also like that's on you. okay no one told you that's a weird one. you just [ __ ] yourself yeah that's a. weird one you just [ __ ] yourself yeah if. right also if you weren't a big girl you. [ __ ] yourself during rehearsal for the. fat show is there any truth to the rumor. that bigger people [ __ ] themselves more.

more often I don't [ __ ] myself but I'm I. I no I don't remember I'm remembering. when I was drunk I when I was really. drunk I don't think it's a common thing. but I think if I had to do lizzo's dance. routines every night I would be [ __ ]. myself it happens you'd be [ __ ]. yourself and be grateful be grateful. you're on this tour but if youself you. have to take a [ __ ] you have to tell. people I am so sorry but I have to use. the restroom but it would be so funny to.

me if one of them said hey I got to use. the bathroom and lizard just went at. them like a Grizzly and said [ __ ] you. keep dancing and they just dance and. [ __ ] themselves do you ever like about. to go on stage and you you wondering if. you should take a [ __ ] I always use the. bathroom before I go on stage and I make. it a point to because I know that that's. a possibility but I've had moments where. I wasn't sure if I should and then I. just dumped truck just like a load of. there's like before you go on stage. there's like a anxiety sometimes your.

stomach a little bit and then that going. you know going to the bathroom. is yeah maybe that was that girl she not. let her take a [ __ ] maybe she could. perform better yeah it's a it's a. beautiful situation there when when you. have people that are really overweight. dancing and [ __ ] themselves on stage. it's it's that's what progress is yeah. but I don't think you can blame someone. when you [ __ ] yourself you really can't. well can't you really can't well if. you're a lawyer there's lawyers.

disagreeing with you well I don't think. a lot of lawyers I don't know about that. yeah because unless they specifically. told you you can't leave to take a [ __ ]. yeah unless they specifically told her. that no I think she internalized it and. she decided to [ __ ] herself which to me. is like guys come on you have to be able. grow up well on the other hand though if. they did discourage them from using the. bathroom human beings have to use the. bathroom right that's ridiculous. especially they're. rehearsing like let her take a [ __ ] in. between takes yeah but also like I do.

respect if lizo was like don't [ __ ]. use the bathroom on this tour if she was. like a hard ass like I do you respect. the idea of that her just going like all. these girls been like yeah now we're. finally going to get respected Liz's. like you ain't [ __ ] on my tour okay. also there's something very funny about. the idea of lizza walking around calling. the all fat pigs it's just I'm sorry but. that makes me happy are we sure that's. true I don't think it's true at all I. don't know but it makes me happy it. makes me happy if it's true it's. hilarious and very fun and a judge.

having to look at all these fat people. in a courtroom and go wait who's what. what's who's the problem is that is fat. privileged are fat people allowed to. call other people fat is that okay it. should be kind of okay but if you're if. she's your boss obviously it's like a. problem but it's just funny to me let's. take morality out of it there's nothing. funnier than that just lizza walking. around stage calling people fat I mean. it's just so funny it's it's an absurd. World well there's a thing that happens. to people when they get their own show.

yeah if they've never had a show before. some of them go Looney right Roseanne. talks about it real openly how she went. Looney uh Brett Butler famously went. Looney you know it happens you get all. you're you're kind of a dictator and. then you're like here's the banana I've. heard quite a few sitcom Stars ban. bonkers when they had their own show. I'll tell you a story afterwards I got a. good one but it's just there's these. moments where you just decide that the. rules don't apply you can just [ __ ]. scream at everybody it's the Ellen thing.

you you're you're the you're the one in. control of everything right you could. just fire people on a whim you know you. you want to be feared well I think it. was like part of it was like lizo was. like these girls were they're like her. too it's weird it's weird to have a. bunch of people that are very much like. you. and that that might be another layer of. weirdness too didn't you ever watch that. New Jersey reality show what's that. called Jersey Shore yeah yeah you watch. that yeah I've watch of course they're. all real similar to each other yeah that.

they're a problem. too I would would you want to go on the. Jersey short tour who got na one of. those guys got nabbed for tax evasion. right yeah he's fine he got out he got. out he got out of it he made a mistake. people make mistakes it is a weird one. like a lot of these fol he got a hair. gel endorsement he didn't a lot of these. fol wrapped up in like fraud schemes and. [ __ ] you go from having no money to. money and then you go what the hell do I. do with it and do I have to pay all of. these taxes didn't those folks on the.

New Jersey Housewives didn't that the. Italian guy got deported yes that was a. yeah you didn't pay that was a tax thing. too right wasn't it yeah they don't play. they don't play around the reality. people get [ __ ] over yes the reality. show people end up getting [ __ ] over. well they become famous and they're not. rich and then they go oh oh I have to. pay. yeah they don't get it well they and. then they try to figure out a way to. keep the ball rolling well cuz they also. got famous kind of a scam right reality. TV is kind of a little bit of SC it's. not like they worked on a craft right. yeah it's kind of a scam so they're like.

oh that we'll just let's apply that to. everything in my life yeah let's apply. that to every single thing ever and they. got through right they actually made it. on television right so it becomes this. like they made the shiny they they. touched the ring they were right there. they were there they were close and then. they got to figure out how to get on it. yeah and then maybe the real thing is. like start their own know yeah come up. with their own concept the reality show. economy yeah yeah there's a bunch of. those guys that went from one show to. the next they did like a and then every. now and then did like that [ __ ] from. the New York Housewives did that Skinny.

Girl Margarita and made like 20 30. million bucks so every now and then. someone will like Bank they'll like hit. it and the Beverly Hills lady who owns. the restaurant she was Rich Forever she. was Rich Forever she was already rich. already rich those restaurants suck by. the way those just watching those ladies. turn on each other other and like why is. that so interesting to people well it's. interesting because it's voyerism right. you're like it's fascinating it's. Fascinating People are like they you. know that that the first season of that. Real Housewives of Orange County was.

actually a real good primer on the. mortgage crisis because you you saw like. these people with these multiple houses. multiple cars like one guy worked at a. title company one woman was a realtor. one woman was dating a mortgage guy and. you saw how like Southern California. Irvine California where a lot of those. companies started a lot of those. Housewives lived in area and we making. money in that sector of the economy that. was about to collapse and then when it. collapsed you saw them go broke like. some of those people went broke and like.

that became interesting to people like. watching people ride high and then go. low and try to like even out again it. was you know when people have to. downsize people had to downsize people. like when watching people get humbled. for they like watching people get. humbled for sure yeah you know it's just. if it's fascinating watch the waves of. money is interesting because what it it. it does not make you happy it can make. you happier it can alleviate the. pressure on you yes but it's not it.

doesn't fill your soul right it's not a. Soulful thing per se um but it it is. interesting watching it affect people. like watching wealthy PE there's no. reality there's very few reality shows. about poor people you know it's it's us. about watching rich people really yeah. how many reality shows are about poor. people Teen Mom cops not a million Swamp. People yeah but are they even poor are.

they poor or they just swampy cuz like. Duck Dynasty guys are rich those guys. already were Rich they're rich they had. duck calls they're just a different kind. of Rich yeah they're a different culture. but it's they country millionaires yeah. hoarders hoers hoarders is. poor is poor hoarders is poor hoarders. is poor mcmansions is you're doing okay. what is mcmansions is that like there's. not a lot of mansions on Hoarders is. what I was saying oh right right right. they at least don't a house no those are. crazy people yeah Shane gills turned me.

onto the [ __ ] hoarder the lady was. [ __ ] in buckets and leaving him in. our house wouldn't you get really sick. for the F Well I don't know how she. survived her [ __ ] biome Must Be My. Strange Addiction is fun where they eat. things that they shouldn't you never. seen this one with a [ __ ] hoarder no. it's so insane I'll have to watch that. it's so I would play it for you right. now but we've already played it with. Shane yeah it's so insane this lady was. just like buckets of [ __ ] like like milk. jugs filled with [ __ ] she sealed them. left them in the corners people OD she. wanted to go back at the end they were.

like they got her to get out of the. house she wanted to go back for one last. har by the way why one last har. contaminated food why waste a minute on. someone like that if someone's like I'm. addicted to eating [ __ ] it's almost like. hey man I today is not the dude you. drive heave if you just watch the the. fil it's just so funny like you're. debating with her and and she's like. like why should I leave it's my home and. you're like well uh it is full of [ __ ]. the best part is at the end she's like. I'm not the worst one you've ever you. guys ever covered are you like oh yeah. yeah they're like we're you're. absolutely the worst one you have.

literal [ __ ] in your house and her. mother grew up storing her own [ __ ] too. well it's a family thing then it's a. family it's just the end of it it's not. showing all the [ __ ] I'll just like uh. be here. talk I I'm going to go ahead and eat. some of the contaminated food and then. the part's over cuz I have get it. because when somebody goes on. Intervention they want to get high one. last time the party ends for me tomorrow. I like her eating contaminated food a.

party I'm why the does it matter I like. her poop for 12. years I've been eating poop for 12 years. out of thinking that you've got seal. matter in your food it's it's my last. it's my last blaze of glory look at me. this is the end of you pooping in a. bucket no it's not she's like yeah right. you're right I'm going to watch that.

it's so hard for me to watch that and. not dry heave I have to it's very. difficult it's very difficult but you. know we we live in a vibrant and diverse. country yes where a lot of people like. this is my governor of California answer. to that people have a lot of different. ways to live do you know how haunted. that space of land must be like they. leveled her house it's bad but who's. who's going to rebuild it's bad who's. going to rebuild there Shane Gill. digest's favorite episode of hor with Jo. Roan I got to watch I haven't seen that. one sh the [ __ ] hoarder yeah it's.

wild it's wild and so maybe I'm wrong. maybe there are more reality shows about. poor people than I imagine I think. they're funny too I'm sure no they're. great the Moonshine people aren't they. poor cops cops cops I said of course cop. didn't they stop making cops it's back. they [ __ ] it let's go they're like money. maker yeah the pandemic there's a lot of. you know cops is great natural humor you. know crackheads are naturally funny yeah. and also here's what's hilarious you.

have to get those people to sign. releases yeah probably give them $5. isn't that amazing here's a cigarette. sign like hey yeah I know you're on meth. hanging out running the street but we. sign right here I'll give you $5 there's. no way that's hard that other show the. the live one where they don't have to. sign a waiver they get away with some. loophole where it's live it's a live. docu documentary of the cops so the. people in the background are like. they're just come on even the people. they arrest I don't that it's all lives. so I think there's a loophole with it. being live what yeah yeah can't edit it.

how am I going to edit it oh you can get. those are easy people to sign releases I. could get a release a minute signed over. there well this place is like when they. did Crank Yankers you could do Crank. Yankers in Vegas cuz it was legal to. record someone on the phone wow whereas. in California someone asked know you. have to say hey Tim I'm recording gotcha. but when they're doing it in Vegas you. can kind of get away with a lot of [ __ ]. that is interesting W I never thought. about it like that as long as they're. doing it from Vegas. yeah how do you prove that I guess his.

phone lines and everything yeah yeah. you'd be able to prove that yeah I guess. but it's just uh I mean because. especially if it's a television show on. Comedy Central right that was a funny. show it was a great show Comics used to. call people up and prank them and they. would have like uh like little stuffed. animals a great like H puppets that. we're talking for you of fun yeah yeah. that's uh there's weird legal loopholes. like where you some states allow you to. film people and they don't have to know. about it and other ones they don't yeah. and for sure your Amazon your Electra.

and all that [ __ ] or Alexa they're. listening to they're listening yeah. they've arrested people for murder and. got the the data you better catch them. catch them catch them the normal way. catch him in the normal way what if it's. your sister someone stab your soss this. earlier looking at something else you. guys are talking about a Roomba oh my. God recorded a woman on the toilet how. did screenshots end up on Facebook oh my. God she took photo the Roomba took. photos of her pooping she on the toilet. whoa that's wild w but how did it go to. Facebook it says it's not supposed to.

happen it got sold to some data. company Zuckerberg bro that [ __ ]. whole data mining thing is so insane. that we never thought of this thing as a. commodity and it's the most important. it's literally responsible from the big. some of the biggest corporations that we. know of people want data they want it. they want to know what you're thinking. about they want to sell you everything. sell you everything how many times you. been talking and you open up your phone. and it shows you an ad for something. that you about a lot of times it'll. happen creep you the [ __ ] out it'll.

happen a lot of times that creep you the. [ __ ] out started to buy the stuff it's. sending me because yeah who why send me. good [ __ ] bro why fight that [ __ ] why. fight it that's that makes sense why. fight a you know yeah elpo Loco used to. do the keto burrito and that would. always on my phone cuz I would always. say things about keto and then the the. Alo Lo would be like look at that it's a. a keto burrito it's fake but they called. it a keto burrito I mean it's ketogenic. well it's elol loo so you I I'm not.

taking a word for it yeah they' have to. have a low carb burrito W which they do. make they do make some weird they do I'm. I'm taking their word for it just never. taste right I'm making their taking. their word for it out put Loco you know. what it is it's a thing you were talking. about when you're eating sugar and you. know you're not supposed to eat it you. have shame there's a thing about like a. real like quesadilla with a flower. during this movie I did this small role. in this movie and everybody had to smoke. fake cigarettes because of these dumb. unions that are now on strike solidary.

but they were like everyone in the movie. it was like we had to smoke and we had. to smoke these herb cigarettes and they. all sucked did they uh hurt except the. star who was allowed to smoke the real. cigarettes what oh yeah no yeah oh I. know that movie that's right yeah that. on strike for that the herb cigarettes. they hurt your throat and they suck so. especially you really like them. cigarettes well it's like I I I don't. like to you know I like an excuse to. smoke so it's like oh it's my job right. you have to if I'm like if I have to do.

this today because of my job but then so. I was really excited because I hadn't. smoked in a while and the guy goes oh. here's the herb secr I go what the [ __ ]. this sucks but you didn't put your foot. down no I just did it I just did it so. you know but you'll see I don't know if. I'm smoking in scene but I was just like. and I just put it in burn your throat it. sucks it's just not the real deal right. no buzz no buzz no one would get. addicted to them nobody would ever get. addicted to Herb cigarettes nobody would. die from an herb cigarette the gross.

feeling of SM the things you get. addicted to are the good things and. they're the bad things but there's a. reason you get addicted to them because. they are they give you something they. give you something give you a little. juice they give you a little juice you. know when people end up in like the. depths of a fentol you see these people. walking around like San Francisco. downtown LA whatever it is you go how. the [ __ ] do you end up that bad right. but it's the power of that drug the. power of that drug makes you go yeah I. live on a street what's about because.

it'll offer people rooms and then they. go no I'm good I'm good I'll just turn. tricks on the street and Jesus Christ. and you go what is it that drug is so. good and it affects them in such a way. that living without that feeling is. unimaginable even Ian they just become a. drug at the end they're not even a human. being it's really sad yeah but you think. about it you're like God and the and the. and the rapid a Poco that is not that. the keto rap is not that but those the.

power of drugs whether it's sugar or. booze or whatever it is people throw. their marriage and their life away. because of alcohol yeah damage. relationships with their families like. it's it's amazing. how how powerful all that stuff is yeah. and gambling we've been talking a lot. about gambling in the show amazing how. that gets people but that one's good cuz. you could. win I mean you could win you might win. you might win but I stay far away from.

that because I can feel myself when if I. play a few hands in Vegas or what I can. feel oh this is you could get into that. oh yeah and they say that's the worst. one ironically because there's no. physical symptoms of. withdrawal and you don't have any. physicality associated with it so you. could just blow everything everything. have you ever had like a real gambling. addict. on uh have we well David show was. definitely was one of his yeah he had a. real gambling Vice yeah um not an addict.

in the sense that like guys who just. lose everything all the time I know guys. who are pool players who like some of. the best pool players in the world and. they will play and win a tournament and. win a check for like you know. $10,000 and then gamble it all on the. flip of a coin that's amazing I've seen. it happen there's one gu was famous for. it and these guys just are always in. action if they're not on the poker table. they're playing roulette if they're not. playing roulette they're gambling at. pool they're not gambling at pool. they're gambling at poker they're.

[ __ ] gamblers they just gamble they. want that juice all day long and money. is just fun coupons it's how they it's. how they they live that's how how they. get their excitement they get their. excitement there's a [ __ ] great book. about this guy from New Jersey his name. is kid delicious and uh they wrote This. Book called running the table I believe. it is it's a a guy who the guy's a. really good author he's a he I think he. wrote for Sports Illustrated John. wortheim I believe it is is that correct.

is that how am I saying his name right. it looks like it yeah so anyway it's. about this guy who is this like really. depressed overweight pool player who. happens to be one of the best pool. players in the world and he's only happy. like when he's in action and he travels. around the country and he documents him. and his friend this guy Bristol Bob from. Connecticut and they travel around the. country playing these like high stakes. pool matches where he's worried about. getting killed he's worried about you. know getting out of the place's wor. about getting robbed wild [ __ ] but this.

guy was only happy when he was in action. he was only happy when he was gambling. he was only happy amazing I mean when. when he would win he'd been a [ __ ]. high and when he would lose he would. want to jump in front of a train he's. only happy when he's gambl it's a binary. existence very similar to drugs it's. only being happy when you are flying. high and then when you're not you're. being crushed right I mean that's a lot. of you know there's comics and it's easy. to fall into that you what happened to a. lot of people when they weren't getting.

their juice during the pandemic they. went nuts they were not going on St. going on stage for a lot of comics it's. like therapy this this brief moment of. extreme happiness that you get this like. 15 minutes of everybody having so much. fun yeah it's a it's a real uh you know. it's a it's a challenge I think to not. be Embrace to not be manic. yes to not totally be Manic and I think. you know all these things are drugs. right whether it's a fame or money or. any anything that's associated with any. type of perform love you people people. tend to get addicted to these things and.

they kind of like they'll they'll take. something and they'll make it into. something else like they'll take a. reaction from an audience and turn that. into love yes when it's not love per se. you're doing a good job but that's not. love and I think people turn that into. go okay that's the love and that you. know that gets scary and that's where. people go off the rails mhm it's. positive energy positive results. positive things yeah it's like people. that live in Los Angeles for long enough.

they tend to think their agents and. managers care about them like them love. them give a [ __ ] you know what I mean. like it's good to be dumped a few times. you get the reality of the situation is. you're you become a product they see you. as a product they're effective at their. job because they see you as a product. they can't see you as a human being or. you know they might see a little bit of. you as a human being but their. interactions with you are can they sell. you yes and you know sometimes people. get pushed into doing weird [ __ ] they.

end up like you know there's there's. people that like you know will bring. their clients drugs and everything just. to keep them on that keep them on that. [ __ ] 100% on that hamster wheel man. and it's listen un relationships they. always bring you booze if you need booze. they'll bring you anything you need. booze in the that's in my [ __ ] Rider. I got a bottle [ __ ] yeah they just. they want you to print money and Buffalo. Trace they they don't you know that's. the whole thing so yeah but if you. request it so the thing is it's like.

they they are feeding off of whatever. look for sure are you are you really. going to like go to Berke ker and say. hey no more drinking during shows shut. the [ __ ] up like come on party keeps. rolling yeah you guys want to make money. or not check his blood pressure let's go. right right Show Must Go On get him the. tequila let's go B yeah and if you're a. guy like Mitch Hedberg like somebody was. probably getting him smack somebody knew. that he had a a real problem he was. getting gang Green from shooting into. the same area you know it got spooky and.

he did not want to kick it did not had. no interest in kicking it and he was. [ __ ] brilliant that guy was brilliant. and it just like such a [ __ ] weird. unique style but that so comedy's a. weird thing to do and it attracts. people from all manners of life but like. you know there's a lot of people that. you know people are very sensitive. they're sensitive to see different. things in the world that they can make.

fun of and they they notice things a lot. and they are great they have great. observational talents and a lot of those. people like very sensitive people that. are taking everything in sometimes like. you know drugs and alcohol they it goes. along with that because it's a way to. dull yourself from the pain of you know. having these realizations or you know. not being healthy enough to deal with uh. the world as it is so you're just you. know and music and and art and and. comedy they they always have you know a. lot of people that have issues and it's.

being somebody who was you know using. drugs and drinking I haven't for 12 or. 13 years actually the the things about. the thing that make you a drug addict. actually make you a good comedian too. because like the compulsion to do drugs. is similar to the compuls to keep doing. comedy or to keep doing something when. it's not working and getting it to work. eventually and a lot of that type of. like behavior that in a normal person's.

life be like what are you doing on. Tuesday night right you going to tell. jokes yeah nobody cares nobody's paying. you you go no no no but they will in six. years they go what it's crazy to normal. people but if you come from being a drug. addict where you're like yeah yeah I. used to go and do drugs and I would. drive to get drugs and you know I would. satiate myself like that it makes sense. to do something over and over and over. again and that inhibits a lot of normal.

people who from being comedians or. whatever they want to be because like. when I started a podcast no one cared I. just just keep [ __ ] doing it yeah and. I was doing it myself and it was like. when you you you're talking to no one. and then there's a small audience that. got bigger and bigger and bigger but. like the what made me keep doing it is. the same part of my brain that made me. keep doing drugs yeah it was the same. type of compulsive thing yeah. interesting yeah that's your superpower.

yeah your ability to just bore down and. keep doing something over and over and. over again until you get better at it. it's a lot of comics right yeah a giant. percentage of us a lot of comics and. that's why a lot of comics get addicted. to other things for sure a lot of comics. get addicted to drugs and alcohol and a. lot of comics get addicted to activity. I'm certainly guilty of that. specifically games get very very very. addicted to GES and I think that there's. like something that happens to us where. the you know that pathway could be taken. over by a positive thing or a negative.

thing yeah you like you could just be. like fully addicted to creating new. material just addicted I [ __ ] can't. wait to get upstage with this new stuff. I'm [ __ ] Juiced up or it can be I. can't wait to go bet my whole life. savings right which is right they. [ __ ] do it man yeah you know I was. watching Dana was told the story too. many times but I was watching Dana White. he was down. $600,000 playing. Blackjack and I'm like what this is. insanity he wind up winning he wind up. being up like $600,000 which is even.

more insane but like what the [ __ ] man. when you're watching people get and he's. super rich so for him to get his juices. flowing it's got to be crazy money yeah. woo that is crazy woo that's a different. level of that [ __ ] down 600k would not. be good and it's a different level when. you have the financial means to to go. hard all the time. yeah unhealthy super crazy unhealthy. well I guess he likes it here's the.

thing it's like some people like sports. people do what they like that's a great. when when you look at life like that um. it's kind of a one of those things. people say that sounds very very. simplistic but then actually when you. when you actually zoom out it makes. like's thing do what they like he seems. to be pulling it off yeah and he has for. a long time for for people to say like. it's you're going to lose everything he. hasn't no so you're wrong some people. have a line AA and all these things are.

not for everyone right not everyone's an. alcoholic some people are problem. drinkers meaning if they stop drinking. they'll be okay right some people are. hard drinkers some people can. recreationally use drugs there's all. different types of people I'm not one of. those people I can't recreationally use. cocaine some people can. right so it's like I couldn't. recreationally do comedy I had to do it. to do it yeah some people can some. people are able to give themsel that. type of restriction have you ever been.

to a Gamblers Anonymous meeting what. that never Gamblers Anonymous but I know. there's a lot of cross-pollinations I've. been in AA where people are in like are. also. gamblers and multiple addictions. multiple addictions and so are they. proclaiming their sobriety off of G and. uh yeah and you know they you know were. people that were just drinking to to. [ __ ] like you know all the pain of. having that addiction as well there's a. lot of guys who got into comedy from AA.

in Boston they're really funny guys too. yeah cuz they got they would go on stage. and tell these stories about being. shitfaced and the crazy things that. happened when they and some were really. funny course of course and quite a few. of those guys wound up doing standup. from learning how to do standup in AA. meetings yeah for sure cuz they would. just tell these stories one time takes. away your inhibitions right yeah so you. you you know if you've been a drunk and. someone who's like lived you know that. life when you get into comedy you can.

kind of like go out there and just go. yeah and then put it all on the table. and go I'm a [ __ ] up and almost all of. them smoke cigarettes and drank coffee. like all yeah that's a big day well cuz. those are drugs too yeah all day those. are drugs cig drink of coffee those are. drugs too yeah I me. it's very hard to explain to someone. who's not wired that way right how it. works to be wired that way it's very. difficult if someone isn't wired that. way at all and they have no addictive.

Tendencies and they don't do anything. really passionately and they have lots. of different Hobbies I have friends that. are very happy great people they have. lots of different Hobbies none of them. take them over right none of them care. that much about any one or two of them. you know they're just not wired that way. they go out to dinner they have two. glasses of wine they don't finish the. second one right I go how great go yeah. who cares I like drinking with food I. like wine with food they go they can. have one cigarette occasionally they can.

have they're just wired a different way. yeah maybe they have more discipline but. also maybe they're just wired a. different way because a lot those are. the same people who like aren't trying. to make millions of dollars they're fine. I'm not saying they should but like then. I know people who they want to make a. lot of money they are addicted to a lot. of different things they switch they go. from one addiction to another it's a. problem it's very hard staying faithful. to the wife or whatever like it's. there's a lot of people that deal with a.

lot of things like people just wire. differently and wire yourself in a. positive way and use those addictive. tendencies in a positive way too for. sure I've seen people that literally. can't drink they drink they have one. drink and then all a sudden they have. gerbal eyes and they're not there. anymore there's a people that I've met. in my life that I've seen them drunk and. they have a couple of drinks and then. something shuts off and they're not. there anymore Tim's not there who's this. person who's this [ __ ] half robot. just wandering around well it just.

became for me it was all I'd care about. so if I was drinking I'd be like I am. drinking right drinking is the thing. that I want to do partying and drinking. so everything else in your life that you. supposed to care about disappears and. some of it had to be fun some of it oh. it's a lot of fun listen I I don't even. regret it and when people say you don't. regret it I go not really because. there's a lot of fun but what happens is. you then look around and all your. friends are. drunks so you start to eventually before. you know it or not every friend of yours.

is a drunk or has a problem with. something and that's why you all relate. to each other because nobody's calling. the other person out I'm being a mess. right and then all your friends that are. more successful tend to move away from. you yeah and you don't realize this is. happening it's happening but you. eventually like you take your head off. and you're so fogged out by everything. that you're not then you like look at. the landscape of your life and go oh all. the successful people got out of here.

yeah and then all the people that are. left are fellow addicts and then you got. to cut the cord and and move on not only. from your addiction but in many cases. from your Social Circle was that the. harder part that is a very hard part. it's a hard part because you have to cut. certain people places and things out of. your life you don't really have a choice. and some of them you like you like the.

local bar you like your friends it's fun. it's comfortable going to the bar being. a drunk being a funny drunk yeah but. then going well maybe I could be funny. in another way and make money at it or. whatever that's a whole did you try to. go to the bar sober did you try to hang. out there I never did if I showed you. the bar out you would go no you don't do. this sober no you don't do it sober. because like you know it's. not fun sober it's fun drunk and this is. the you know my mother used to say she.

used she never drank and she was like oh. I used to go to Bar soers it was fun and. I'm like right but you're also a. schizophrenic like there's something. weirder about the person in the bar. sober having a lot of fun that's Weir. that is weird the person who like I'm so. B and they're drinking diet Coke or. water they're more of a freak just don't. go you don't have to. go there's other thing this is part of. our life where it's like no you can you. know you can still do it you can still. go to the bar you can still have all.

your friends and so BR you can't you. can't they're not interesting when. you're not drunk the bar is disgusting. it smells like [ __ ] it's not cool if. you're not a if you're drunk there's. nothing better than hanging out like I. this bar called Lisa's Lounge the owner. uh named it after his daughter who was. killed in a drunk driving accident fact. and her Na and her face was on the wall. of the bar and people would toast her. and go Lisa and then drink it was crazy. but it was fun and it made sense when. you were drunk oh this girl died in a. car accident from with a drunk driver.

and there's a bar named after her and. we're all here to doing shots toasting. this dead person on a wall this makes a. lot of sense this is fun then you so her. up and go. [ __ ] what like none of it makes. sense anymore right how many people left. that bar drunk driving tons all a lot so. it's like when you were hanging out in. these places when you're a real. alcoholic you're not going it's not. trendy fun cool hit bars it starts there.

but it ends just proximity right so if. you're around a [ __ ] bar you're going. to go to that bar and that was a bar up. the block to my house I could walk to it. you remember Barfly yeah yeah that's. like the most Rosy depiction of bar. culture yeah but it's the depiction that. if you were drunk you it makes sense a. toast to all my friends yeah everyone is. your friend at the bar everybody cares. about you the bartender used to L me. your car if I need to go get cigarettes. I was hammered she goes take my car I.

don't care cuz she was. drunk you know what I mean she doesn't. care breaks probably didn't work anyway. she doesn't care you know I remember one. guy was sitting on a stool next to one. guy once his wife brought his like. 14-year-old daughter in and she's like. look at your father he refuses to get. off this bar he's a piece of [ __ ] oh my. God and um they both left and I I was. just like sitting next to the guy and it. was kind of awkward and he's like uh you. know he goes she's a real [ __ ] man and. I'm like oh my God I'm like yeah she. seems pretty.

selfish I'm like you know you deserve a. couple of you know you come out you have. a couple of laughs with your friends but. like this is a problem right like there. was this woman Mar she used to come to. bar like [ __ ] herself she used to call. everyone. [ __ ] she [ __ ] herself she would like. [ __ ] herself and they kicked her out. once you're like Mar you like [ __ ]. yourself she's like you're all [ __ ]. you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] you're. AAG so it's like these people are you. know people are not well no they're not.

doing well there but it's a great place. to be for a minute in your life to. understand like if I was a person who. could never understand how people get so. [ __ ] up like the do's because the next. step after that bar is a [ __ ] tent. like it's not that many steps you lose. your apartment you lose your thing yeah. so to understand how how it is like. didn't Bill Hicks have that great line. he's like anyone can be just takes the. right bar the right friends the right.

girl whatever it was it was a great Bill. Hicks line um was about being homeless. like Ione being homeless takes this this. this but like to understand what it's. like when you surrender your thoughtful. logical capacity in your brain to a. [ __ ] glass of alcohol m and keep. doing it keep doing it keep I was in my. early 20s just drinking these [ __ ]. you know bottles of vodka right Jin and. vodka just clear alcohol over and over. again and then doing shots people start. buying shots Jack Daniels and.

gentleman's Jack and makers and whatever. and just drinking all the time three or. four days a week and then five days a. week and and then you're just really. you're and then people think it's funny. and then they start you know I tried to. tell my dad about like I was trying to. be like I think I have a problem and and. I was telling him about the bar hung out. and then instead of saying like oh you. should go to rehab my dad's like you. know a dirt bag bar has played a role in. every Dylan's life and he's like you. know then he started telling me about a. bar he hung out in and a bar that my. uncle hung out in and it was just like a. lot of people especially when you're. Irish it's just like yeah that's just.

part of it son you just go to a place. four nights a week and you drink all. your paycheck that's just part of what. we do and it gets dark really quickly. and I think I soed up at 25 but you know. from 12 or 13 when you just start. smoking weed and doing all that stuff. till you get to 25 it's like you see. these people all these different stages. of addiction some people in the. beginning some people in the middle some. people at the end that woman Marg is the. end she's like an old drunk an Old Woman.

Who her whole system didn't work anymore. oh and she would just go you're a [ __ ]. you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] she. [ __ ] herself [ __ ] herself. pissing herself just getting sloppy and. 4:30 your daughter would have to come in. and take her off the stool this is what. happens there's no good that comes out. of there's a couple that used to hang. out this guy on the glass his wife would. spit uh a pill into his drink that would. just make him go to sleep so she could. get him out of the bar wow she would. just put like a a pill and she would.

drug him he wouldn't even know. and then she would just drag him out of. the bar because like he was so [ __ ] up. this guy that owned a glass thing my God. a glass shop so it's really dark and. when you're in your early 20s some of. it's funny and Goofy and this [ __ ]. nuts that I'm hanging out here but then. you become like you start making fun of. it then you become it you become the. thing you're making fun of you start. going your ironically like look at this. [ __ ] crate and then you're like oh. I'm one of the people now sitting on.

this bar stool it's not funny anymore. it's not ironic I'm coming here to get. drunk all the time and it's your Social. Circle it becomes your Social Circle all. these crazy people that live in the area. and they're all [ __ ] nuts and they. all go to the barn if you want Coke it's. there and if you want weed it's there. and people you know it's like that's the. type of bar it was you could just I. still drive people by it they're like I. can't believe you hung out there and I'm. like yeah was a [ __ ] alcoholic I just. I was had a problem they're like you.

really hung out there people just don't. understand alcoholism they're like what. what you like didn't you want to go to a. club that was like fun like no no no I. was a degenerate alcoholic like I just. wanted to be drunk I didn't care where I. was didn't matter right I could walk to. that bar right and it was fun it was a. dark place and the people were fun it's. still around oh it's still around it'll. always be here's the thing those little. the name yeah Lisa's Lounge there it is. there it is there it is that's it there. it is doesn't that look nice I forgot.

you already said the name that looks. nice huh that looks creepy it's creepy. that someone lives above it two people. got shot outside they call it the double. homicide yeah some guy lives above it. the owner lived above it you know what. he said to me once they uh where's the. inside let's see if you can find the. inside I uh I don't I don't know if. that's the there there there it is. Lisa's Lounge added a new photo there. you go yeah there it is there it is and. by the way that's Boston that's Long. Island right if you went to a place. click on that one Jamie where your CER.

is Yeah a different it's a different one. but it's a similar game it's like you. know it's one of those things where a. fan of mine brought Al Lisa's had Al. Lisa's L shirt made or something crazy. but that's awesome but it's like yeah it. was that's you know that that's the type. of bar where like you realize you're in. real trouble when you're hanging out. there but it's also really fun because. no one cares about anything so those. environments where you can go in and go.

got fired yeah and everybody's like four. photos on the AL are pretty fun I mean. that's the far right that guy yeah I. mean it's just what it is man it's like. pool halls are like that very similar. sure similar in that way and not. everyone's not drunk but there's a very. similar thing when you walk in I got. fire today hey what do you do everybody. was kind of like a misfit they all. Misfits and Weirdos and thank God I. found comedy thank God I found a way out. because that that stuff eats your life.

right so like that will eat you if you. don't get out of it that you found. comedy Tim Dyan well thank you uh are. you coming to club tonight uh yeah okay. you're doing it beautiful Jo friends let. [ __ ] go I'll go 8:00 8 and 10 uh s. and 10 sorry s and 10. you can do whatever you want I'm going. to do do 10 yeah yeah I'll tell you why. that's a good one later yeah my the pool. guy at my house there's a leak I think. we think I don't know [ __ ] hot we'll. say oh no uh see Tim live Tim Dillan. comedy.com yes the American royalty.

tours on sale and we were in Philly. we're in Charlotte North Carolina we're. everywhere Tim Dillan comedy.com go and. best Comics working in the country well. thank you very much I really appreciate. it thank you so much brother the best. Ranter in the game too thank you so much. for having me my pleasure appreciate it. brother apprciate bye. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].