Joe Rogan Experience #2017 - Bryan Callen

[Music]. by night. [Music]. it's been a while yeah we're talking. about stem cells yeah huge believer yeah. ways to well go to them in in town they. fixed everything every time I have like. an injury I get stem cells on it how. many times. really yeah dozens and you swear by it. oh yeah 100 huh yeah everybody does all.

the elite athletes I know all the Jiu. Jitsu guys Gordon Ryan Gordon Ryan had. something wrong with his shoulder he got. shotted into his shoulder and it fixed. his neck really yeah he had a problem. with his neck for over a year and it. went away after putting stem cells in. his shoulder they literally find where. the injuries are yeah and it gravitates. towards them and helps you heal that's. wild yeah between that and bpc157 which. is uh body protecting compound 157 I. think it's called it's a peptide body. protecting compound sounds like a.

complete marketing thing it's just a. body protecting compound it's like inner. armor yeah it's an exoskeleton just take. it don't ask questions it's made out of. Splinter skin yeah the problem is I. don't know like I told you I called you. I call I call you up and I'm like dude. supplements work you're like hey [ __ ] up. I've been saying that since I was 35. yeah you uh you fell into this all you. need is a good diet thing look because. they they'll teach you that well I. talked to doctors when I did my podcast. I had guys who were like no I don't do. it people worked at Harvard I was like.

do you take stem do you take supplements. I don't but then you look at them and. you're like well but you're not you. don't do any sports you got to talk to a. doctor that's jacked like huberman yeah. yeah scientists that are fit yeah talk. to those guys they'll all tell you. supplements are valuable yes well I had. them look under my hood that rapid. Health at Dan Garner any Goblin and uh. then they just prescribed me just some.

stuff not a lot of stuff like you know. just like a multivitamin CQ10 uh Tom. cataly brings your testosterone up a. little bit I got a story about this you. don't need that I got a story about that. no I don't need that by the way my. testosterone was 700 but that's good but. my estrogen levels were at like 37 [ __ ]. I'm a [ __ ] no this is good so I have to. make a speech at my friend's wedding I I. don't know what's going on with me but. I'm getting a little I I I'm looking in. the mirror and I'm getting for the first. time in my life a little soft around the.

old hips in the back and I'm like all. right I'm getting older but that's it. this can't be this can't be just die no. no no no no hold on oh there's a Twist. okay then I'm then I'm with my wife and. I'm crying over [ __ ] I see in a I don't. know a scene in a in a rom-com or a. [ __ ] commercial and I'm I'm getting. I'm not kidding I'm you know I'm dead. behind the eyes you've known me a long. time I'm not a very emotional I'm. certainly not going to share my emotions.

with you but I'm bursting into tears at. a commercial now hold please yeah now an. antidepressant commercial I gotta make a. speech at my boy tark's wedding and I. know and you're all emotional oh that's. probably part of why you're emotional. your friend was getting married he I get. emotional weddings I'll admit that okay. I love it and my friends getting married. his mother's an Afghan Refugee I know. she went through a lot of stuff so it's. an emotional time but I'm there to be. funny and make a speech that's what I'm. there for it's a festive moment.

I couldn't get through the speech sir. you're crying in the middle of it I. started crying so hard. I started crying then I I couldn't. finish the speech and I couldn't get it. together so I thought something's wrong. well why why is it I was taking from men. yeah I know I have to think that oh. you're taking Propecia I was taking. Propecia yeah and I was taking Propecia. and it was raising my estrogen levels. and it was the it was binding my. testosterone up there's topical stuff. that you can use to keep whatever.

[ __ ] chemotherapy hair yeah bro I'm. going bald I I don't give a [ __ ] I'm not. going to be bursting into tears good for. you right listen man I love being bald I. really do if I had teeth if I could grow. a full out of hair I would 100 shave my. head I just yeah I let it grow stubbly. yeah but then I'd shave it again it. stops you from having to have any. uncomfortable conversations with barbers. oh my God. here well sometimes they'll tell you a. story and then they're holding the. scissors and I told that [ __ ].

and you're like oh my God yeah please. cut my hair yeah don't just [ __ ]. kidnap me and enforce gossip with me and. force me to listen to this story that. has no ending. about someone who disrespected you at. work like oh no do you know what I have. I have a weird thing where if you clip. uh scissors near my ear I start getting. a tickly sensation in my back and I. start to Twitch oh wow yeah when you're. a kid maybe or something I don't know. it's just a it's a Nerf thing I started. interesting it's like when somebody. blows you know he like that I haven't.

had a haircut in like 12 years yeah I. just go. I keep one here too like if I need a. little touch up which is fun yeah I cut. my own hair yeah it looks like it I know. I was with my kid and they took a. picture of my my profile and literally. on the plane on the way here and I. looked at my profile and I and I just I. texted my wife I go listen I know I'm.

very ugly just so you know I don't know. how you went from him she dated like a. black professional athlete you went from. chocolate and jacked to medium narrow. gray and wrinkled and I don't get it it. was just stop thinking about yourself I. know that's the problem think about life. no I'm thinking about it you got to be. nice to yourself sure and I'm not good. at that oh okay but you got to learn how. to talk you got to learn how to. um tell it be truthful all the way.

across the board but with yourself and. then be nice to yourself man it's one of. the reasons why our workouts are hard. because when I work out really hard I. have respect for myself yes. you know yeah um if you force yourself. to do something for that day I know I'm. not a lazy piece of [ __ ] for that day I. know I'm focused for that day when I'm. done I'm like I know who I am I get [ __ ]. done that's exactly yeah my philosophy. on all that sort of self-restraint and. discipline is that every time you do.

something like that it's a victory every. time you don't do it it's a defeat and. in my opinion you get weaker it's not. about getting your body stronger and you. know we're all Flesh and Blood you can. take me out with [ __ ] you know it's. more about the the fact that no matter. what's going on in my life. um I show up I think mental resilience. is like cardiovascular fitness I think. you have to work on it all the time a. 100 it never it never ends and I think. that's the same with comedy I know. that's the same with archery I know. that's the same with playing pool I know.

that's the same with Jiu Jitsu it's one. of those things where these are all. perishable skills and I think mental. resilience is a perishable skill right. it is and it's perishable minute by. minute yes and you can never let off. it's it's like you know you get to a. point when your life where maybe you. have a bunch of goals and you scratch. them off in some ways the Lost most loss. I was at 50 I think I'd kind of like I. would drew a line through a lot of the. things I wanted I came to LA to do.

and um what I realized was that I'm not. made to just I you you you need a. challenge but more importantly I think. there's something that you gain from the. idea that uh anything that that happens. to you I don't care especially bad. things especially discomfort especially. something new especially something. that's painful or creates anxiety or. just the unknown I think that that is. all of those things can truly be looked.

at as good and the reason they should be. looked at is good. is and More in fact better for you than. the good things that happen a lot of. times is a very simple reason it's it's. if you take the if you take the. perspective that it is you can call it. God the Universe I don't care what you. call it it is the order of things. instead of looking at what you can get. from the universe try to look at it as. what the universe is trying to get from. you so anything you go through that's. difficult that's very uncomfortable is.

there to make you grow there are hidden. gifts in that great unknown in that. chaos and if you embrace it properly you. will come out the other side uh proud of. yourself much stronger and with deeper. understanding maybe more empathy at the. end of the day for everything yeah it's. that old expression what doesn't kill. you makes you stronger for real for real. it really does work that way yeah it's. just it's just like lifting weights like. why why do you get stronger you get. stronger because you're forcing your.

body to go through something very. difficult but do you ever have this like. with stand up I went to I'm over it now. and I'm I'm you actually bro. I was there for six months you don't. smoke enough I start taking mushrooms. I think mushrooms well it's steroids for. comedy mushrooms are 100 both of them oh. dude mushrooms make me so much nicer and. so much more connected to my material. like when I when I do stand up on.

mushrooms yeah I am just like so locked. into what I'm saying yes I'm never like. press and play I'm like really into what. I'm saying I'm really thinking about. what I'm saying I did uh acid for the. first time oh yeah and that was uh I I. that was very interesting and then I had. a a set a 45 minute set I was closing. out the show in Venice and I was still. very much in the mix of what what was.

going on with me and I I remember saying. to my buddy kaj I go dude I don't know. how I'm gonna do this I I actually don't. know how I'm gonna do it and then I saw. a they had a picture of me from like 10. years ago and I don't know how I did it. but I was I started having uh I started. giving my younger self advice on stage. and it worked I was just improvising and. it worked it was it was one of the best. sets I've ever had in my life and I'm. not kidding isn't that weird because you. don't want to try to repeat that no you.

don't want to get you want to do an acid. every time you stand up. I wouldn't mind trying well you will go. so far gone you'll be gone yeah you. can't you can't but you can I I was. coming I was on the tail end of it. that's probably the best time that's the. perfect time for weed too like when you. have an edible like right when you're. not scared of everything anymore when it. wears off you're like oh my God I can't. wait to get on stage yeah and just be. free yeah yeah that stand-up keeps you. honest and I never want to be uh like.

because what I what I was trying to. avoid was I said I don't want to repeat. myself I don't want to be obsessed with. the same questions that I'm always. obsessed with which is really my. questions are always what is masculinity. what's the difference between a coward. and a hero I've always answer your. questions those are my questions have. always been something in that area. because I internalized a I think a. warped sense of what masculinity is. interesting so it's an interesting it's. an interesting battle for me but but now. uh like you know if you have kids and.

like you said you can't think of about. yourself you know you get older and. you're just more in a position of. service but that forces you to contend. with larger questions I think a lot. about God which is are you becoming a. Christian I am not becoming Christian a. lot of people do although I know a lot. of very intelligent people later in life. who uh embraced religious beliefs. whether it's uh Islam or Christianity or. and they felt like it gave them. structure that they didn't have before.

and even if they didn't believe. that here's the problem. if God did at one point in time. communicate to his disciples. there was no written language at the. time and as time went on when they. started writing things down they wrote. things down in languages that we don't. use anymore we don't use ancient Hebrew. anymore at least we don't you know and. but ancient Hebrews a [ __ ] super. complicated language where the letters. double as numbers so there's numerical. value to all the words.

you know like so we lost all that in the. translation to Latin to Greek to English. like there's so much confusion as to. what the original meaning of the word. was I'm sure you've like read a tweet. before that was like in Russian and then. you press the translate button and then. it gives you this like broken English. version of what they're trying to say. right well without the context of their. language understand how they use grammar. it's very confusing when you're. translating things and then you have. these ancient ways of describing things.

right where it's like it's so hard to. understand what their point of reference. was like the way they were describing. things is it's very different the way. they say things than we do so that's. open to interpretation and then on top. of that you clearly have the work of man. so if this wasn't an enlightened. encounter with some Divine being that. gave forth incredible wisdom to people. along with it became there's some [ __ ]. he got added yes and so the question is.

like how much [ __ ] because you know. it's not zero there's never been a Siri. never ever been a person in a position. of power over a kingdom that didn't lie. yeah that didn't manipulate that didn't. control the masses they didn't if they. were in control of whatever the. religious documents were for sure. there's some [ __ ] there had to be I. don't concern myself with those details. no no I think it almost misses the. entire point so what I'm interested in. is the idea you know you can get into.

it's funny I went to Israel for 10 days. right I don't know if you know that yeah. I was excited to talk to you about it on. the show we'll talk about it and then I. went to Jordan remind me to tell you. that but what I what I uh. I I what I what I'm interested in what. gets me thinking is it's very hard for. me to wrap my head around the idea I'm a. Christian I believe that Jesus rose. that's very hard for me I just can't. accept that's not how I you can't accept. the resurrection I can't see that's. another that's one of those but that's.

okay what did they mean by that but I. will say this. um I find it very very intriguing and. interesting that you take let's take. Jesus Christ and Julius Caesar Julius. sees the most powerful man in the world. at the time uh and let's just take any. any uh sort of uh Reincarnation of that. guy you know just Jeff Bezos or whoever. it might be uh you've got the world at. your fingertips even someone like Joe. Rogan. um everybody loves you you've got your. everything is free it's you know it is. what it is you've reached the top of the. mountain and so let's take Julius Caesar.

all the power in the world commanded. armies ran everything and anyone would. be seduced by that Prospect it'd be. pretty cool to be at the top of the. mountain. yet somehow there's a guy who was a. radical Rabbi uh really which just. really means teacher uh first century. Jew who um at the prime of his life is. killed tortured put up on a cross and. despite him being quote unquote God or.

very close to divinely inspired he gets. tortured and put on a cross so there's. no you die with nothing and oh by the. way a couple of crazy Notions love your. enemy. um you know. walk walk as a humble person uh sell all. your possessions give the money to the. poor all these things and oh you and. your body there's something higher so. your appetites this physical frame is. actually should be subservient to a. higher ideal and I'm going to prove it.

by being on a cross and what's the last. thing I'm going to say something to the. effect of I love you and I forgive you. not a great way not a good ending by the. way not not not not a way if you want to. get successful but yet we Revere that. person somehow all of us atheist. Christians whoever it is somehow. nostalgically or in our imagination know. that the way he walked that path even if. it ends in total ruin that path somehow.

has more power somehow it lasts longer. somehow it has more meaning even if we. try to emulate it to a lesser degree. somehow it makes us feel somehow there. seems to be something it seems to. dovetail. with the laws of the universe it seems. to dovetail with something we would call. the truth something we'd call Beauty. something we'd call inspiration that's. what I'm interested in we don't talk. about Julius Caesar or anybody who.

accomplishes crazy things the way we. talk about people like Mohandas ke. Gandhi uh Martin Luther King Malcolm X. uh people that were emulating this idea. the idea of passive resistance the idea. of turning the other cheek and then a. guy like Christ the Buddha I find that. interesting I find it very interesting. that human beings seem to resonate in. their in when they think about it I. always say my best version of myself is. clearing his throat in the other room. you know he's that you and I called the.

pesky truth like I gotta I gotta get. this [ __ ] done over here I know I know. the right way I know what I should be. doing I know that I know the way I. should be behaving and I I find it very. interesting that if you were to just. accept that the laws that are laid down. in the scriptures in this scripture. let's say the Old Testament the New. Testament the Quran. um. the abrahamic religions I'm just going. to talk about that for a second there's. a lot of self-restriction in that oh.

yeah there's a lot of prudence in that. there's a lot of um it ain't that much. fun you can't be promiscuous look at a. guy like. exactly exactly well I don't know come. that off yeah. is arguably the greatest fighter of all. time he's definitely in the argument I. mean the guy lost like two rounds ever. in his whole career he is devoutly. religious I mean five times a day is a. call to prayer they don't [ __ ] around. during Ramadan there's no eating no.

drinking no nothing during the day the. training is all like brutal and Spartan. and and he takes no credit what does he. do all the time. yes always he's super humble. and he's you know. he's admirable right like you see a man. like that's a man of character yes. that's a matter of Distinction that's a. champion yes I'd rather fight an atheist. than a man coming to me singing the. [ __ ] Psalms right you remember when. remember when Evander Holyfield was.

singing the Psalms we stepped in with. with the unbeatable Mike Tyson yeah well. you know he had the Holy Ghost the. father and the son and himself that's. four people and Tyson was fighting that. day well and just pure belief in himself. yes yeah but more more in belief in. something higher than himself yeah. that's what I'm I I think that we are in. deep trouble if we don't have a. Transcendent truth we believe in that's. where I disagree with Sam Harris. because Sam Sam uh is a very smart guy.

and I think is a very I I love listening. to him and I agree with a lot what he. says but Sam I think Sam makes the. argument that if you look at nature the. Golden Rule treat your neighbor as you. would treat your you know treat your. neighbor as you treat yourself or. whatever is is cannot almost be proven. in in nature it's a better way to walk I. don't think that's enough I think you. need you need to feel like somebody. that's a hard sell when you do look at. regular nature when you watch animals I. know each other apart I know it is I.

know it survival of the fittest is the. more that's the the clearest if there's. like some sort of a mandate for the. world it's survival the fittest and then. whatever those things are have to figure. out how to get more fit because their. prey is getting more fit yes yes just. this constant horrific cycle of eating. things there's that's why healing things. that's why healy's saying if you if. you're a gazelle and you wake up run. fast if you're a lion and you wake up. run fast I had a conversation with a. friend of mine once he's like you always. talk about nature like it's this.

horrible thing but you go into nature. it's beautiful I go yeah that's because. they're digesting. they're digesting everything they just. [ __ ] mauled their tour to pieces in. front of its mother correct what are you. talking about Matt have you ever been. like what do you do you go hiking you. think you know nature like listen [ __ ]. I stared a mountain lion in the eyes. they're terrified it's a war it's a. terrifying I made eye contact with a. grizzly bear from like 50 yards away and. almost almost [ __ ] my pants it wasn't. even a big one dude it was like a six.

foot Grizzly but they look at you so. different than any other bear because. I've only been around well I've been. around grizzly bears like at the zoo and. [ __ ] like that but you know that's a. different animal a while when you see. them in the wild they look through you. they look at you like this it's like a. regular bear like a black bear they're. like they're looking like who are you. what's going on here they kind of side. eye you because they're not the king of. the forest so as they wander around. they're always terrified that the. grizzly is going to show up so they look. at you like they're not unless it's a. big black bear a big black bear could be.

a real problem because they they tend to. when they attack people they tend to do. it predatory yes whereas Grizzlies. oftentimes get off my land my kids are. here yeah the kids are there or you. [ __ ] up and you scared them if there's. a distance where they're inside that. distance it's very dangerous here's my. thing there are two animals I don't want. to get eaten by or messed up by a chimp. because they just start pulling [ __ ] off. because they're spiteful yeah and and. then uh a bear uh because it's a cat no. no I'll take a cat you're out of your. mouth no no listen me listen me no.

problem let me tell you why why they. grab you by the back of your neck and. you go bye-bye they just I just want to. go bye-bye yeah yes I do [ __ ] out of it. I sure don't because I ain't winning I I. sometimes people survive there's been a. bunch of dudes that survived getting. grizzly bear [ __ ] up and they just. like faces yeah but sometimes they eat. you ass first the problem is they start. eating your lips they start eating yeah. that's a problem they eat you it's a. problem yeah yeah and it's 1100 pounds. yeah that's the the Grizzly Man story. apparently it took like a half an hour. for him to kill him that's right that's. right they and what's his name uh Verna.

Herzog is listening and he's like. whatever you do don't listen I'm just. begging you not to listen Burn this tip. yeah I'd have to it's the best. unintentional comedy that's ever been. made I agree 100 it's an amazing. documentary it's and it's a comedy it's. a comedy yeah when that sheriff looks. right the camera goes I thought he was. [ __ ]. like you're like come on this is a. comedy and there's a smash cut after. they're like murder her song's a genius. he knows what he's doing he knows what. he's doing 100 because there is some. beauty in the story and there is some.

tragedy in the story and there's like. this weird human element where this. clearly gay guy who's in the closet is. out wandering around in the woods. pretending crying over affecting grizzly. bears it's [ __ ] a mate but he had. amazing encounters like he had a an. incredible friendship with this little. fox yeah who was like hanging out with. him like foxes like when you camp in a. place for a long period of time they. realize you're not dangerous they just. become your friend really yeah man they. hang out the park was hanging out with. this dude the fox stole his hat they.

were playing the fox stole his hat and. dragged into his den and he's laughing. with the fox and chasing after him give. me my hat yeah I don't remember that. yeah was an Alaskan a guy had a female. wolf. and I said he found it some I think I. don't know what happened but he adopted. it and that female wolf first of all he. said you have a wolf you're not going to. the store and leaving the wolf that's. not how it works right the wolf is. always with you that's how it is he it's.

not like I'll be home in eight hours no. no that's a wolf bro they're gonna break. out of that whatever they're gonna do. you're part of their pack and you're not. going anywhere and and it was so smart. that he would bring it hunting and it. figured out that he only killed does and. so it would point it would point the way. a pointer does it would literally Point. whenever it smelled a doe and not when. it smelled a stag whoa yes and then I. said well what about a male wolf and he. said no no where was this in Alaska. I was in Ketchikan and uh he said I was.

fishing you know and I didn't see the. wolf but was she spayed I don't know. imagine if she's in heat and she puts. out that that scent and the males come. around that'd be an issue but the males. I said would you ever have a male and he. said you'd never have a male I said why. he goes because it would always be. challenging you it would all weigh their. pack animals and it would always be you. guys would always be in a situation and. you'd end up getting [ __ ] up oh yeah. that's 150 pounds there's a lot of.

people that have wolf dogs. Timber Wolf yeah they're so sketchy they. kill everything they kill kids and the. reason they kill kids is because they. have a very hot they have a their their. pack the pack hierarchy is is is. um incredibly present in their DNA so. what happens is if you have a child in. that house when you leave that dog that. wolf considers that child to be lower. it's going to challenge so they had too. many times where uh hybrid wolf I'm.

gonna get I'm sure. they're the nicest dogs no you don't uh. they're great dogs but a lot of people. actually testified at these things at. these because the at the lawsuits and. things because those dogs they're wolves. and they look at children as being below. them on the pack so it's there's always. a chance they're going to take that. competitor out yeah it's no joke. so no hybrids bro yeah I had a friend.

who had one and it got out he was living. on a ranch and got out and killed eight. of the neighbor's sheep. just went on a slaughterfest doing wolf. [ __ ] just doing wolf [ __ ] yeah just. killed them all yeah just didn't even. eat some of them right just go didn't. eat them at all yeah just found out that. they were contained in this little. fenced in areas like if that fence is. four feet high oink just jumped over. that fence like it was nothing yeah ever. see a coyote jump a fence yeah they're. So Graceful I know I saw it kind of like. a deer jump over my back fence with with. one of my chickens in his mouth dude.

that I've been to that I know exactly. what fence you're talking about nothing. that's a seven foot fence six feet he. went up to the top like it was nothing. toes on the top boy God like like a. gymnast with a chicken with a chicken in. his mouth yeah what's chicken weigh like. five pounds 100 pounds dude. I don't know I don't know biology but I. think it's about 100 pounds well it's a. chicken way but it's like a female. chicken way like about that they feel. like they're about five pounds maybe. this [ __ ] just with it in his. mouth just bound over that fence like it.

was non-existent and I was like under. the illusion that those fences were. keeping these [ __ ] suckers out yeah of. course well six feet and it had spikes. on it I saw it bro you went over it like. it was not he got his feet on the bars. he just sprang up like watch this guy. yeah that is insane just faster onto the. roof look how insane that is that's a. skinny ass [ __ ] picket fence he lands. on the top would do that no dog maybe a. Belgian Malinois yeah maybe a Belgian. Malinois they would do it easy bro this. guy uh Matt ritlin Mike ritlin uh you.

know who he is no uh he was a seal he. trains and melon was I had a 65 pound. Malinois uh I was he's in Dallas shout. out to Mike and uh he uh just put the. white suit on I did. and then he had the dog in the car and. the the Handler had the dog by the leash. and so he said just walk up to the car. and just just be kind of aggressive 65. pound dog skinny little dog you look at. him like whatever. and and I start going and then I just.

stick my arm and the thing grabs onto me. and and my buddy Nick who's a. bodybuilder crazy strong he did the same. thing the pressure the pressure have you. ever done it no it'll give you a new. respect it'll give you a new respect for. the power of an animal the the pressure. through the sleeve was so disconcerting. and and I knew because I already done it. in Afghanistan I did the uh Afghanistan. I did the uh yeah bro come on I did uh. the USO tour so we had dogs you know.

these giant Dutch Shepherds loose on us. but this 65 pound dog was doing it. because he had hated me it's one thing. when it's a game of tug of war and there. it's prey drive this thing had fight. drive this thing was like I hate your. guts I'm gonna try to kill you his eyes. just went you know those those grizzly. bear eyes and my buddy Nick got. depressed I said you're all right he. goes no I'm a little bit depressed I. said why he goes because I I've never. felt that kind of pressure on my arm and. I'm a really strong guy but I and I I.

said oh yeah and Matt who's a seal he. goes your body shuts down when you get. bit like that by a dog like that even a. 65 pound dog a lot of times what happens. is the nerves get crushed so you can't. use that arm. you you're in big trouble so even if. you're on PCP you just shut down right. these guys that get attacked by dogs. like when they stick dogs on them those. guys are never the same again no when. they grab their arms that arm is [ __ ]. forever correct you can't do that's why. Rottweilers I heard they don't use rats.

anymore because they they were harder to. recall and their their mouths are so big. and they bite so hard that yeah it's it. causes permanent damage and the cops. were getting sued so let's use a. Malinois bite really hard but you can. call them off faster you know they might. bite less with their back teeth blah. blah blah although they inhale you they. [ __ ] inhale you now now hold please. that's a that is a dog now let's go with. a Nile crocodile or a grizzly bear or.

any of those things enjoy that [ __ ] why. are we talking about animals video today. of a crocodile swimming with a guy in. its mouth. in that I watch it I watch it once a. week people on the bridge yeah and I. don't know what language you're speaking. but they're pointing down yeah poor poor. [ __ ] tariffs dragged by a crocodile. terrifies me well you you had that guy. on on uh the Amazon you know he's. talking about black people yeah love. that podcast but I did not know black. cayman's got to 16 feet long well my my. buddy uh what he was a Green Beret and.

he was the last Green Beret to do jungle. training I guess in Brazil they had this. Joint Task Force with the Brazilian. Special Forces yeah so uh he was yeah. here's the dude swimming with the body. in his mouth yeah [ __ ] yeah that's a. that's not a good time that's so dark. yeah that's really dark oh by the way. this is not the same video the one I. watched it was a different one but. notice his other arm his arm is off he. doesn't have an arm or a foot see that. yeah. that's so insane bro but so this is.

Costa Rica where is this Australia. Australia not sure yeah so they so they. so they uh so these Green Berets are. with the Brazilian Special Forces and in. the middle of the night they go get in. the water you guys gonna swim two miles. and then they were showing they were. shining a spotlight on the banks of the. river and you could just see these eyes. they're like don't swim to the bank. don't swim in the bank but it was all. these guys there was a big group of guys. swimming and they had to get to a point.

they get to the Rock. and one guy just wasn't there. and they had a moment of silence and. that was the end of that and they they. got back in the boats and that was their. that was their night the guy was taken. by a black caiman they think just. disappeared just that quickly just shoot. see you later you can't do that you. can't be swimming in water when there. are 18-foot black caimans come on why. did they make them do that. well because that doesn't seem wise. because if you're a special forces guy.

yeah look at all of them out there yeah. what are they all out there for I have. no idea this guy opened this tent and. he's they're all just there I mean he. probably knew where he was I would hope. maybe maybe he's laughing camped out. that's not good bro. those are alligators yeah so whoa whoa. whoa can you back that up yeah all of. those eyes behind it oh. look at all the eyes. that's a nightmare insane that is so. insane you go out to take a piss and you. just get rolled that must be like a. place where they all Beach to to dry off.

or something I don't know back to God. um that's hell right there that is hell. yeah hell on Earth do you think about. have you been thinking do you think. about like spirituality or God I try not. to because it's annoying. I definitely don't bring it up yeah but. you've got a lot of people on thinking a. lot about spirituality yeah you know the. follow-up video this was in Brazil oh. wow that it did attack his tent a little.

bit so are those uh black Canyons as. well. oh my God. homeboy just decided to camp out where. they where they nest yeah you do that in. Australia and they come into your tent. so don't do that. far yeah. it's just there's so many interesting. things on this Earth in terms of life. forms and how they interact with the. other life forms some of them eat them. with their face. I know giant life forms I know existed.

in that same exact shape for how many. millions of years of how many millions. of years of crocodiles been around let's. guess 100 I mean they're dinosaurs yeah. I mean they're they're giant reptiles. right like what is the number. I don't know I'm gonna say a hundred. million years they probably predate the. dinosaurs don't they I don't know or. coexisted with the Dinosaurs imagine a. version of them yeah I mean that's. probably what life was like.

65 billion years ago it was just that. everywhere. very few mammals I think what you're. supposed to do say you're on an island. and you have to get to safety because. there was that story about the guys who. got stranded on an island. 240 million years ago. they first appeared 240 million years. ago it was a Mesozoic era in the time of. the dinosaurs While others have evolved. into different shapes and forms the. Crocs stuck. uh the the Crocs stuck have stuck to. this they [ __ ] it up the Crocs have.

stuck to the same structure for the last. 200 million years that's not in the. Bible dude so I don't know see that's a. problem right that's the problem well. that's my problem is it for me it's. about metaphor right right like there. are too many contradictions that's why I. don't get hung up on the details I'm. just more interested in the in the. overall arching idea that I do think. there is something called Truth and I. think there's something called a lie I. think there's something called a good. way to live and a bad way to live and I. think if you extrapolate in the other.

direction One leads to uh something like. fulfillment or who you're supposed to be. and then the other leads to who you're. not supposed to be that's what I I what. do you think is the source of it what do. you like where did the Bible come from. did it come from man's inherent. understanding of his connection with God. and they they wrote things down and. eventually became stories or what or the. real experiences that were divine. I'll answer it this way I think that.

um any time you go through any kind of. loss or destruction or hardship you're. um you have a better chance at seeing. something you wouldn't if you came from. nothing but Comfort safety and uh you. know something like the Garden of Eden. right you know um so I think that it. it's it's. there I don't think anybody escapes. suffering I don't think anybody escapes. some kind of ruin some kind of loss some. kind of uh even age you start to lose.

all the things you're proud of and I. think having to contend with that maybe. and and trying to derive meaningful from. that because if you don't have that but. hang on so that's a person that's not. God right so it's a person's experience. with misery and life and reality led to. the creation of the Bible. uh I I think I'm just talking about the. idea that there are there are things. that human beings are capable of. for example conceiving of something.

that doesn't have any material relevance. in the world but that later on does so. let me give you an example there are. mathematicians that devote their entire. life to an ethereum. it's 350 pages long it's they they. they're 80 years old six people in the. world understand what it's about and. they end up. um dying and in 150 years later. somebody's trying to put a Rover on Mars. and they go you know what this equation.

actually is what I've been looking for. and what we need to do such and such and. such and such so all of a sudden it. Bears material reality. and I think that that's that that's an. example of maybe something that is. grounded in the human mind that doesn't. have to have its roots and experience. doesn't have to have its roots in what. you can touch and what you can measure. but rather what you can imagine.

that that's interesting to me uh that's. the difference between a human being say. and chat GPT or artificial intelligence. the idea that artificial intelligence is. working on a Model that already exists. it's it's sourcing from everything. that's already been. something like the theory of relativity. or something like a theoretical math. theorem or for that matter even. something that's really beautiful I. don't know what it would be like the. Sistine Chapel right right. um that brings us to our knees because.

it surprises us it shocks us it goes. beyond what we thought was possible. um that that I think is what's endlessly. fascinating and then I would say to you. why what is it what is it about the. human brain that we have a mind that can. actually conceive of something like that. and wants to what is it about our mind. that seems to have Limitless potential. for understanding and for creativity to. what end to what end is it's not just. Comfort it's not just you know uh so I.

can have more food and I can watch more. stuff anybody who's had all that. sensation is not doesn't do the trick. man you can't you can follow all the. sensation you want there also seems to. be something with creating something as. undeniably amazing and beautiful like uh. St Peter's Basilica where when you walk. in there it's so overwhelmingly. beautiful that everyone gasps yes and. all these people are looking around and. isn't that in a sense doesn't that mimic.

the Divine force of Creation in the. universe first right yeah you know what. it does your CR you human beings and. their their creativity and their mind. and their effort to express that have. created this. awe-inspiring thing of beauty and and. you know what show up and Howard. Nietzsche said about that that that is. called when you see great art like that.

when you do great art uh anything like. that what what real when you say uh I. had a feeling of awe what you're really. saying is I forgot I was human for a. second or or an hour or whatever meaning. you forget you have to go to the. bathroom you have to have sex you have. to eat you have to make money something. about that Arrested Development that. that sort of uh in high relief you kind. of go you just get you're awed by. something that is possible there's this. there's this it's like a Majesty it's. like this thing where you just go how do.

you not believe in God when I have this. feeling this this uh feeling of. inspiration Maybe and and so God again. let's be careful with that you know I. don't like to I don't say Jesus yeah I'm. just saying something bigger than myself. overwhelming power of the universe there. might be a point there might be a point. to this there might be something about. like those two different ideas of power. there's power that makes me bow my head. I'm afraid of you okay which Paul Potter. Mao Zedong or Stalin had and then. there's the kind of power that had that. that Michael Jordan has you know where I.

look up and I want to be like you and. it's the same idea so you see somebody. who seems to do what you didn't think. was possible you watch Jordan in his. prime you know you watch an amazing. musician. um do something on a guitar like Jeff. Beck and create a sound you hadn't heard. or or uh the Sistine Chapel or whatever. it might be and you just go how did you. do that man how the [ __ ] did you do that. and then there's a similar feeling that. you get when you see mountains like if. you are on a ridge and you're looking. out and you're seeing these snow-capped.

mountains and a creek running through it. and deer walking by like holy [ __ ] is. this beautiful yes it's beautiful and. what is that thing about people the. recognition of beauty like are we the. only animal that recognizes Beauty. because we we don't just recognize it we. value it so highly whether it's a. beautiful. landscape or a beautiful car or a.

beautiful woman yeah a beautiful house. there's there's something about the way. things look that to us is just. awe-inspiring and it it well there's. there's there's there's a whole body of. you know romantic body of you know true. uh uh a real body of thought that says. that beauty and Truth are are almost the. same thing you know you know how the. Greeks Define Beauty it's a beautiful. way of doing it in one word harmony.

and if you watch a cheetah run that's. what you're watching you know if you. watch even symmetry on a human body you. watch uh you watch somebody in slow. motion doing what they do really well a. great boxer you watch like Crawford or. someone there's something about where. they Place their feet how they move. their body and just go well you're even. the way a great athlete is built is a. thing of beauty short like martial arts. it really is an art form because when. someone pulls it off in an amazing way. it is beautiful it really is there's no.

denying it. this weekend I know that was a thing of. beauty I know it was amazing it was. amazing were you there for that yeah. yeah it wasn't did you hear it oh yeah. it was perfect yeah it's the perfect. kick yep amazing detail Dustin Poirier. like that and KO him amazing we had I. had uh on fighter and a kid yesterday we. had Jorge mazvideo who I loved I love. that dude he's the best and Jorge was.

you know Dustin's his boy so Jorge was. uh he said he's at the fight he's like. he kept watching every time Dustin would. kick low Justin was kind of dipping his. head so Jorge and right at the start of. the second round he's like head kick. Dustin head kick head oh [ __ ] not not no. no I didn't say Justin Dustin and he. just caught him and it was just it was. just because he had his hand here yeah. it wrapped around his head yeah yeah by.

the way I don't know if you've heard the. uh. I don't know if you heard the rumor but. all looked at Brennan yesterday on fire. and kid and said hey man. you could always step in the old cage. again oh boy and uh you know but the. numbers that there's some numbers. throwing around there and I was like I. heard those numbers and I kind of went. hey he's in and Brennan was like hey. what the [ __ ] are you talking about I go. shut the [ __ ] up dude and I was like. maybe I'll do it it's some numbers yeah.

Brenda does not need to get hit in the. head anymore just but I wrestle him. wrestle him if you can he was throwing. Derek Lewis out there with no gloves. good Lord but but wait hold on just hear. me out do you want to die sir hear me. out what I'm just talking about just. shoot a blast double shut up take him to. the ground and then we got that the [ __ ]. up shut the [ __ ] up I'm just I'm just. talking Derek Lewis puts people in. neighboring Dimensions he hits you so.

[ __ ] hard you just cease to exist in. this plane so terrifying when he knocked. out Curtis blades with that uppercut. cosplays is a big man yes I've seen him. and when Derek landed an uppercut. flatlined them they just face plants and. I'm like good Lord what is that what is. that power like they've never seen the. best power in the history of the sport. he does yes Derek Lewis has more of. those knockout like statistically he has. the most knockouts more than angano we. asked 14 now I believe yeah and then he. just knocked out. um uh hojirio uh delima he he's a.

[ __ ] monster man when Derek starts. swinging bombs at you man the power that. guy generates is so crazy even a gun who. didn't engage with him that was the most. boring fight of all time oh God yeah. watch this again watch that that. uppercut again Watch how he lands it's. so look at this boom. I mean he's out before he hits the. ground oh that's awful Derek's the.

number one knockout puncher in the the. history of the sport he has more. Knockouts than anybody in any division. in all the sport yeah he [ __ ] everybody. up to do that that would be bad dude you. don't want to get hit once by Derrick. Rose he drops bombs man all I'm saying. is there is there a number on a check. and he's a lot more fit now too that was. what's really interesting about his last. fight he really dedicated himself he had. a [ __ ] he had abs. he looked at the weigh-ins he had ABS. you look at him like because he used to. have to starve himself to make 265. so.

he would really like be undisciplined. about it and go where he had to go three. days without eating and he did that a. couple of times he did that for one of. his last fights and he felt terrible oh. because he's got to weigh 265 which is. to me insane that he has to suck down. yeah which that's how big he is that's. how big he is I was in the elevator with. the ones and that's also why they should. have a [ __ ] super heavyweight. division don't you want to see a 400. pound dude yes I do yes I want to see. the mountain fighting MMA I agree I. think the mountain could not fight in.

MMA he's too big well the biggest guy is. Brian Shaw who I've oh my God how big is. that guy I become good friends he's so. big what does he weigh so Brian Brian. came to my show in Denver and I I did a. uh a whole episode of two episodes. called best of you know my YouTube show. with him I went to his gym and I worked. out with him and I it was just so much. like the atlas stones and [ __ ] dude dude. listen he was this is a real thing okay. he's six eight I think might be six nine. and he is 441 he was 465 pounds trim.

[ __ ] trim 465. now so he would have. to lose 200 pounds to fight in the UFC. dude dude he he took he took 300 pounds. in one hand Joe 300 pounds in one hand. look and went like that. he squatted 720 720 is that guy yeah. he's ridiculous. but there's more to him but but let's. just let's a very smart guy though very. smart like you got to have him on the. podcast very smart he's about to do the.

Brian Shaw classic which is going to be. huge he's squatting a car in the Brian. Shaw classic imagine trying to do Jiu. Jitsu against that guy well what are you. doing what are you gonna do well I'm a. little obsessed with him because he he. uh he squatted 720 pounds 13 times in. under a minute why don't we give this. guy to train Jiu Jitsu how old is he. he's 40. he's smoke everybody I know he. would all you have to do is get him to. like blue belt level he's playing with. the idea of arm wrestling and Levant the. the greatest guy of all time to send a.

funny video going Brian we don't need. you in the wrestling division he's so. ridiculously strong you got to remember. he picked up a Thomas barbell he was. playing basketball and he was just. walking around like a giant guy and you. know what the Thomas inch is it's a. circus trick like nobody can do it you. have to pinch the barbell and lift it up. it's it's it's like everybody who's. strong tries to do it you can't do it. it's one like 100 million people can do. it and he walked over and goes oh what. is this and they go that's a Tom cinch. try to pick it up nobody could do it all. day and he goes okay and just pinch and.

went this. and the guy goes do you know what you. just did he goes no this is before you. start training yes sir oh and he goes if. you don't become a strong man but what. makes Brian special is his intelligence. but his he's super competitive to the. point I was he came to my show in Denver. and we're talking yeah yeah those are. those are over 200 pounds bro I I want. to get in his ear oh no no listen this. talk him into slap fighting well he he. there's a video of him slap fighting oh.

yes you don't understand how big he is. but oh I do understand I saw a picture. of you guys next to each other yeah now. now he's like Shaquille O'Neal but built. like the Hulk but this is how he is he. had he read a story about a guy I think. he knew the guy who got [ __ ] up by a. black bear. the bear pulled his face off or. something like that and the bear Wade. like that I think they found the bear. and the bear was like 450 pounds okay. and Brian was like. he told me the story and I go so what.

are you saying he goes. I just I just want to know how I do. against the bear and he was dead serious. I go what do you mean he goes I mean I. I'm just telling you you know I'm just. saying I'm gonna give the bear trouble. I was not gonna give the bear any. trouble but it was so funny I think it's. sad I go stop it right now stop it right. now he goes I'm just saying I just I'm. just curious but he's that competitive. he's that [ __ ] competitive that's. cute as far as human beings go that guy. rules the roost that is correct but when.

it comes to Bears he told him that he. might as well be you he might as well be. me he might as well be Jamie yeah he. might as well be a 12 year old boy well. no no I think he was the person trouble. he lives there bear no trouble he's 450. pounds it doesn't matter and crazy. strong it doesn't matter you're not a. bear no I know the the strength those. things have yeah the speed the drag the. mind force around with their face yeah. they bite a moose and just drag it into. the woods by their face I'm talking. about a 450 pound bear what kind of. [ __ ] ass bear are you talking about hey. man black bears.

he'd still get [ __ ] up the bites the. bites would be so terrifying they would. start shredding pieces off of you and. then you you're bleeding and then you're. getting weak yeah you have no chance now. now he's going to be a sweetheart here. who's this guy on his back yeah he gets. him real quick Dustin gets him. because he doesn't know what to do yeah. but if you talk listen no you gotta. understand you kind of let him do that. if he wanted to he could have [ __ ]. slammed him but at the the reality okay. here we go watch this so now he's in. guard he's doing if he really wants to. get wrestling shoes on which is kind of.

a big he's gonna do anything you want he. wants he's got too much grip I wouldn't. allow him to have those shoes on they'll. [ __ ] shoes off bro he's different. strong like he'll squeeze you he'll. squeeze you till you poo well um Dustin. is a real black belt Jiu Jitsu I'm sure. he could defend himself if the guy. didn't know what he was doing but all. you have to do is teach him what to do. yeah see if you just like put him. through like a John donoher six-month. course yeah he'd be assassinating people. yeah you know you know what we're doing. on fire in the kid right what are you. doing we're gonna have we're gonna have. uh Brandon sharp get more brain damage. well that's I have to talk him into that.

there's a number you're not talking him. into that we're talking what the [ __ ] is. wrong with you there might be a check I. might be one of the most traumatic. moments in the history of us doing. podcasts together is convincing him to. stop fighting I know and I'm pulling him. back in now this why. hey if there's a number on the yeah here. you're like the [ __ ] the colonel in. the Elvis movie I am a bad guy piece of. [ __ ] but how about this Mighty Mouse. we're having more you got a gambling. problem or something. yes I'm putting all my money.

I would too do you I can't bet on the. UFC but I'll bet on that Brandon sorry. Brendan no he's Brandon Brennan is he's. not gonna do it until I I got it they're. talking about Derek is a free agent now. yeah and they're talking about maybe. Derek going over the pfl and getting two. million dollars to fight Francis well. you know you know who's gonna be bare. knuckling do you know uh Jorge mazmudel. on September 8th who's fighting do you. know about this on his event right yeah. Doom oh yes Juniors yes that's bare.

knuckle but it's MMA bro Febreze over. Doom is in sick shape Fabricio verdum. something happened to him like I don't. know how long ago it was but he just got. super [ __ ] dedicated to training yeah. and all of a sudden now he's got a. six-pack he looks shredded Fabricio over. Doom people forget that he is in the. argument for one of the greatest. heavyweights of all time he's in the. argument as the number one guy because. he tapped all the greats he tapped Kane. Velasquez as he tapped Fedor emilianenko.

he tapped minotauro bro he tapped. everybody yeah Fabricio verdume in my. opinion you have to consider him in the. the list of all the greats knocked out. Mark hunt with a flying knee. fabric Doom is the [ __ ] man the Trap. Travis Brown yeah listen man guys beat. him and Stipe knocked him out but he's a. warrior he fought everybody and he beat. the best guys in their Prime when he. tapped Fedor it was wild nobody could.

beat Fedor Fedor was Unstoppable. and when Fabricio over Doom locked him. up in a triangle and you see fate or. attack you're like oh holy [ __ ] he's. still forget it was just when Buster. Douglas beat Mike Tyson like he couldn't. be done right Fabricio catches him in a. triangle yeah Fabricio was so dangerous. because his guard was just as lethal as. his top game a lot of times those big. guys with the exception of Franklin here. who also had a super super lethal guard.

as a heavyweight most of those really. big guys they're always on top of the. training room right right they're 250. 260 they're just driving on top of you. and they're getting Mount and you know. they they use that strength and that. that pressure as for their game but. Fabricio verdum is smart and so what he. realized is look he's already a big. giant dude if he develops a lethal. [ __ ] guard then it doesn't matter. where he is so he put as much emphasis. into the guard as every other aspect of.

his game so his guard was just [ __ ]. nasty against world-class heavywise in. an MMA fight to lock up a triangle like. that on on fatal or amelianenko in his. prime amazing I know it's so insane dude. Fabricio verdum is the [ __ ] man when. you watch his Jiu Jitsu like when he. gets on top of guys they're [ __ ] man. well I think it was just his he was a. craft uh uh like his the craft like he. was a technician too yeah to be that big. but also technical world champion in Jiu.

Jitsu world top of the food chain like. Jiu Jitsu but with an MMA Warrior a guy. who could knock you out just a. competitor just uh yeah so like I don't. know how that fight plays out Junior dos. Santos obviously is a elite Striker too. you know long in the tooth he's been in. the game for a long time he's had some. real wars yeah but he's in the steepe. fights the Kane Velazquez fights no. matter what you do those take something. out of you yeah those guys he's in Crazy. shape right now I'm sure you know well. these guys you know I love the fact that.

there's other organizations that are. giving these guys a chance and honestly. I'm a fan of the idea at least the idea. of bare knuckle MMA because I think. you've always said that yes because I. think there's something very unrealistic. about just opening up and punching. people with your knuckles you could. break your hands and it's also defense. wise when you have especially boxing. gloves boxing gloves give you this very. distorted uh area of protection that you. do not have when it's just your hands. literally like yeah like that I mean.

well Mike Perry talked about it like. he's made he's the most successful MMA. fighter to make the the conversion to. Bare knuckle boxing and I think it's. like he's like uniquely suited for it. because he's such a dog such a man Luke. rockhold is a monster that check hook. doesn't wasn't working on Mike just. plowed ahead and just said you're gonna. break your hand i'm gonna I'm gonna lead. with this part of my head and I'm gonna. swing yeah and it's hard to deal with. that man when you're dealing with gloves. you can't you know you can't enroll the. same way also like Mike has got some.

real experience in those fights yeah. he's been doing it for a while now you. know he's he's all in on bare knuckle. boxing he knows strategies he knows to. punch differently like you got to think. that was Luke rockhold's first bare. knuckle boxing fight like you don't. really get to train hard bare knuckle. boxing yeah like you can't really Spar. bear knuckleball you cut your face up. it's a different thing it's a different. yeah so like every time you're in there. I would imagine at least every time. you're in there it's a unique experience. that adds to your repertoire of.

understanding what this thing is and how. this is different than gloved MMA right. or boxing right so it's just different. and Mike excels in that yeah like there. that is where his skill set and his. toughness and his [ __ ] grit just. dominates yeah he dominates people it's. almost a mindset it's a type of person. he's an animal do that yeah dude's a. legit 100 no faking it all animal I mean. he's not pretending to be an animal that. is who that guy is and when he fights in. the bare knuckle boxing he's like. uniquely qualified to [ __ ] people up in.

that sport so let me ask you uh you're. you you know fighting Bradley Martin on. the podcast said he was going to beat he. could beat Mighty Mouse but he has no. Mighty Mouse Mighty Mouse said I'm going. on vacation but when I get back I'm down. they're not gonna have MMA fight they're. going to have a jiu jitsu match Bradley. Martin has no chance. against 125 he has no chance is there a. time limit there's not a time then he. has no chance is that right zero chance. he's gonna get his back taken oh he's. 100 gonna get choked out so we're gonna.

it's just gonna take time yeah we're. gonna play some Bradley is enormous and. Bradley is so [ __ ] strong he's an. athlete too he's he's an athlete yeah. yes no he's he's a [ __ ] specimen he's. a specialist now if this was in a street. fight the thing about Bradley is he can. hit you with the Earth. you know what I'm saying yeah like he. can literally pick you up and you're. kind of on you hit the Earth with what. does he weigh 272 280. he's 265 but but.

like [ __ ] if you his hands you when you. grab it yeah so his hands are huge the. amount of force yeah that body can. generate if that guy picks you up and. smashes you into the ground your body. will shatter yes your body will shatter. yes if you're a human being If he if. somehow another Mighty Mouse [ __ ] up. and that guy can pick him up and slam. him into the ground I don't know how. much money Mouse is going to be able to. physically do to mitigate that right if.

that guy knows how to pick people up if. he has any wrestling at all he's so big. yeah and Mighty Mouse is you know he. probably walks around at a buck 50 or a. buck 45 and he cuts down to 125. he's so. good I know he's but if they just no. slamming if they just do a jiu jitsu. message. he's going to get tired he's going to. get him yeah he's gonna get tired he's. not gonna know the positions yeah he's. going to get trapped that's what you do. to this yeah that's what grappling is on. that level it will be wild to see yeah.

the studio we're gonna have some Matt's. laid out there's some old videos of. Pedro sour Pedro sour is a legendary uh. MMA black belt uh had a match with a. bodybuilder and Pedro Sauer. he's not a big guy I want to say he's. maybe I don't want to disrespect him but. I want to say he's in the like one. 160 range 170 maybe at the most and this. this guy is this big [ __ ] bodybuilder.

and they had like a no rules fight in. the gym and this guy just thought he was. going to [ __ ] him up and Pedro Sauer. just kept kicking his legs and kicking. his legs and this dude's like swinging. punch then he cracks it with a punch. look at the size of this guy yeah but. eventually he gets a Dude down yeah God. is not a fighter but look how skinny. Pedro is yeah he's not a big guy but. that's not surprising to me I mean if. you do any box around a guy like that. isn't you never see a boxer or a fighter. like who's that muscle but what all. Pedro's trying to do is open him up for. the takedown this is what he wants so. the dude gets on top of him beautiful.

butterfly sleep sweep yep. I mean the way he did that he executed. it so bro and look at the guy rolled him. over though yeah That's How Strong this. [ __ ] dude is but image. exactly but this is this is not as big a. size and strength disparity as Mighty. Mouse and uh and Bradley Martin Bradley. Martin is so much bigger than Mighty. Mouse this guy was bigger and stronger. for sure but you know Pedro sour is not. a small guy no.

got all the blood and [ __ ] already. yeah yeah he catches his arm here there. you go oh wrestling shoes on too. wrestling she's very giant imagine he. talked the bodybuilder into no wrestling. shoes isn't that amazing yeah like why. would that guy fight Barefoot and then. he got him in them that's how he died oh. those are horrible yeah just tap I've. seen so many people get their arms. broken [ __ ] that do you know the one. that freaks me out the most is the. Kimura because it's that spiral fracture. of the upper arm I'm always like please. please [ __ ] tap please tap please tap.

please [ __ ] tap that's how I am now. with uh like when people get punched in. the face too much I don't like it I. don't know I mean why you're trying to. get Brandon's job to go fight MMA. Derek Lewis there's a number on a check. okay Lewis will make you forget your. childhood he will for a while you won't. remember anything below like 10th grade. you're rich then you're rich no no no no. no no no no we got to protect our boy's. brain I text Brennan this morning how's. training going work on your defense he. goes [ __ ] you.

so I hope he's too smart to do that I. don't care how much money they throw at. you yeah you don't want Derrick Lewis. that that giant flying knee that he. landed to start out the fight. because I was practicing that [ __ ]. for five years I was ready to quit on it. is that what he said yes oh Jesus he. took his [ __ ] pants off in the. Octagon he ran around he did the ax. across his dick. he said that to remember he said to his. wife I'm coming home I'm going deep. tonight yeah he's an animal he's got a. great sense of humor he's a his [ __ ].

Instagram is the most funny Instagram. but they took it down no yeah when I. don't know it's not up anymore right the. Beast UFC check I hope they put it back. Zuck come on maybe it's back up I don't. know put it back up so he'll like have. people just getting hit by trucks and. [ __ ] and he's like he's okay. they said you can't he got a strike or. something for that [ __ ] well he's oh. he's wild he put up everything yeah. gunshots animal attacks it's like the. Derrick Lewis Instagram was one of my. first places I go to in the morning. different dudes while I'm taking a [ __ ]. I'm like what is Derek find it's almost.

like you have to be to be a fighter oh. it's still up athletes and Fighters it's. still up okay athletes and Fighters like. he's I'll watch this guy yeah that's. crazy that is not good that guy's. paralyzed that's those [ __ ] dudes man. nobody beats their body up more than pro. wrestlers you think MMA fighters beat. their body up every pro wrestler that I. come that I talk to that's been in here. Ric Flair yeah Kurt Angle yeah gold. medalist in the Olympics said I got more. injuries by far doing pro wrestling than.

I did wrestling broke his neck for sure. broke his neck I think he had a broken. neck when he was in the Olympics bro oh. really yeah I think that's what the. legend of Kurt Angle that he like won. the Olympics with a broken neck. no there's no no harder men no yeah look. at this the Olympic trials he suffered a. severe neck injury fracturing two of his. cervical. vertebrae herniating two discs and. pulling four muscles nonetheless angle. won the trials and then spent the. subsequent five months resting and.

rehabilitating kidney dude think about. that 96 Olympic trials suffers a [ __ ]. severe neck in his neck. and then went on to win the Olympics. yeah I mean his neck is [ __ ] insane. imagine something can break that neck. yeah look at the size that that's a. waste yeah his neck is a waste it's so. big you know the more you work out. though do you how are your injuries how. do you feel like what what is I I always. have something wrong yeah yeah there's. nothing nothing you can do about that. there's a but the way you work out now. like I work out my I still work out with.

Lou perrotta the the greatest my one of. my favorite people on the planet 66 year. old guy a strong man been working on his. whole life we work out maybe 20 25. minutes it's a [ __ ] it's a. [ __ ] but the way he confuses my. nervous system and stuff like that like. I always feel good and energized I mean. some days will be strength other days. will be like what he calls hygiene but. hygiene yeah like like we'll do it'll. always be something like I'll it'll. always be something like um a full body. movement right so uh whether it's.

weighted uh lunges or um you know. pull-ups you know uh I'll dead lift and. stuff like that but a lot of times it's. not heavy weight it's not a heavy day. it's just me going low stretching it out. pulling it up and I always feel more. flexible and strong I I never feel. injured I can do anything so if I was in. Jordan and I this is the dumbest [ __ ]. thing I've ever done but I was like I'm. done with this I'm done with being on a. [ __ ] tour and there was this Bedouin.

guy with a with an Arabian horse I was. in Petra and I I don't know what got. into me man I just was like uh how much. for you just to take me on that horse I. want to get on the horse and I want to. just ride now I haven't ridden in 20. [ __ ] years. and it I almost died because I had no. business being you know when you you. know the movies where you get on a horse. and my sister's like what are you doing. and I'm trying to turn it and the horse. is doing this and man it just takes off. it was that it's like that comedic. so you were controlling the horse no the.

horse was riding me okay but it was just. you and the horse not the guy no it's. but the guy's behind me and we're. Galloping and stuff like that and I it. was I I had no I just didn't have the. balance I hadn't ridden in too long I. sit in that balance I'm on a [ __ ]. horse I don't know and your estrogen's. high and my estrogen no dude I'd stop. doing weeping no bro stop doing my. problem I was dead behind the eyes okay. and I was so I was sore for a week after. that because I was trying not to die. because we rode for about an hour but.

the point I'm making is that I can do. things like that and I never I I'm okay. without injuring myself I can kind of do. whatever it is whether it's sand. volleyball whether it's [ __ ] tennis. whether it's box I got it no I was in. Philly and I got in the I was with Jay. Rock Williams and I I Jillian J Rock. Williams and I went to this awesome gym. and I did I boxed for a while that was. really fun my boy coach Anthony was. holding mitts you know you can really. push yourself and I I'm okay I'm okay. like I think if you train a certain way. you're not going to be injured right and.

as you get older I I just I don't want. my body to be in the way yeah weight. lifting is very important as you get. older yes it's very important to keep. your muscle mass keep your strength yes. it's like there's a direct correlation. between longevity and muscle mass and. there's also from preventing injuries. from preventing injury standpoint just. being more resilient if you fall things. along those lines you really want to be. strong it's not even just for a vanity. thing it's just you want to be strong. because it's more valuable than being. weak yes there's no value in being weak.

but do you lift heavy weights all the. time the heaviest weight I lift is 70. pounds okay there you go that's the same. thing that's what do these kettlebell. routines where they're they're really. brutal and I do them uh with long breaks. in between them I do that Pavel tatsolin. yeah so what I do is it depends on the. day like some days I'll do a body weight. routine which is much more. cardiovascular intense but when I do the. Kettlebell routine I warm up with 35s. and then I do a couple of sets with 50s.

or I just I'm just basically you know. doing like 10 reps getting things going. and then I switched to 70s and when I. the 70s is when I'm doing my heavy [ __ ]. that's what I'm doing like uh. um gorilla cleans where you're like. switching arms that's why I'm doing. clean press and squats that's where I'm. doing windmills that's what I'm doing 70. pounds is not that heavy for you no it's. manageable right it's totally mad but. that's as high as you go and that that's. important what if I'm having two it's. 140 pounds a lot of weight right but.

it's the the most important things that. everything's working my my core is. working my back is working my legs are. working and I'm I'm conditioning my body. to be able to manipulate awkward weights. and and do it like with windmills and. stuff like that so that's what I tried. to do that's like my overall. strengthening routine I just want to. keep my body where it works really good. yep and then I Max that in on the body. weight days. it's push-ups bodyweight squats chin UPS.

dips pull-ups yep and so then I do that. that's what he does with me that's. exactly his philosophy he's like I'm not. having you lift weight heavy weights. I'll flip a tire and stuff but he's like. I you are you are at an age where your. tenons and your joints you are going to. get injured if you keep if you try to do. that CrossFit stuff where you're lifting. heavy weight off to Max Something's. Gonna Pop it just is you're gonna be. tired that day Something's Gonna Be off. you're not gonna be focused enough boom. and I don't do anything to failure yeah. and that's also what I learned from.

Pavel tatsolin he's like if you can do. like 10 reps to failure do five really. yeah and then wait a long time and then. do another five why because you're. getting the same amount of work in but. you're not breaking down your tissue in. the same way and he thinks it'll help. you recover quicker and it'll condition. your body to be able to do this more. often yeah Lou calls it stimulate don't. annihilate right so he he always you. know you're talking about a guy what I. love about working out with a guy like. this guy is he's been at it for he's 66.

he's trained to everybody you know and. he's done it all he was a bodybuilder. power lifter and he just has seen people. come and go he's seen all the injuries. like Dorian Yates yes guys like that. they just know they just know a lot. they've seen what an overabundance of. steroids do they've seen what this does. they've seen what that does so it's all. about you know uh you you it's body. maintenance yeah it's body maintenance. stimulate stimulate stimulate. yeah we figured out a lot of stuff so. far on this podcast guys yeah careful.

not to hurt yourself and whenever I see. guys doing like heavy benching and stuff. like yikes buddy oh Jiu Jitsu too right. you that's a good way yeah but you can. do Jiu Jitsu with good partners yeah and. you know you guys can bowl drill you go. like level seven or level eight you know. you don't you're not [ __ ] spazzing. out you still rolling yeah you are I. haven't in a while but I'm doing it. again I was just waiting for my knee to. get better have you ever rolled with Mr. Ryan no I have not that seems like it'd.

be you know not much fun yeah he's much. bigger than I ever thought yeah I was. rolling with Gabe Tuttle who's uh the. head instructor at 10th planet we did it. for a while then I [ __ ] my knee up and. I realized like I keep [ __ ] it up so. I stopped kicking I haven't kicked a bag. in forever and I got a bunch of stem. cell injections and I did all those. knees over toes things yeah and I was. just concerned with this is this seems. like it's continuing to deteriorate and. I think like event continue with the. same activities it's going to continue. to deteriorate to a point where I can't.

fix it you know and I'm like okay I know. how this goes I've seen other people do. it I'm gonna do a very hard thing which. hit the brakes on something I [ __ ]. love to do yeah I love martial arts. training it's the most fun but I realize. like I really can't do that right now I. can still punch the bag but I'm like for. a long time so like for like a [ __ ]. year I barely kicked the bag like I. would every now and then walk up to and. tap it a little bit but. now it finally doesn't hurt anymore and. after all the stem cell treatments and.

all the strength and conditioning. routines that I put it through now it. just occasionally gets sore but it's. nothing like it what it used to be. what's the issue oh I have uh two. reconstructed knees and the left one I. had some meniscus removed and recently. like uh about two years ago I suffered. an MCL tear and I didn't know it was an. MCL tear I thought it was just. you know just tweaked or whatever and. then finally I got it looked at and uh. so I got a bunch of stem cells on that. and that's when I stopped kicking and I.

went and just did like very regularly. did the knee over toe stuff the pulling. the sleds backwards the uh steps that's. funny about you talking this way it's. like as you get older you get more. delicate you calcify and you gotta warm. up better and you just get you know how. I hurt my knee wow I know exactly how. you were kicking no I thought you were. trying to do that no that wasn't my. other name with Joe Schilling yeah that. needs fine now yeah I tore my Meniscus. I'm watching you do that go on yeah. [ __ ] if I've been there it's like.

shop trying to race uh uh um [ __ ] uh. Chappelle uh in a race without warming. up I go you're gonna you're gonna blow. your hamstrings both of them yeah I um. had jeans on and I was 53 with no. warm-up and Joe Schilling challenged me. to a kicking I saw this I'm like okay I. saw it yep kicking hard you kicked too. hard yeah so I did tweak my knee in that. but that was fairly minor that was just. annoying and then but I got a bunch of. stem cells and fixed that too right that.

doesn't bother me at all my right knee. doesn't bother me at all anymore but my. left knee there is a piece of meniscus. missing so this would happen I was. walking on stage at Stubbs I was doing. these shows with Chappelle. and this is during the pandemic so we're. backstage and everyone's barbecued and a. walk in the stairs at stubs with these. concrete stairs and they kind of curve. and I'm I'm going to turn my recorder on. my phone and I stub my toe on one of the. steps and twist my knee sideways bad. like in [ __ ] pain before the show.

they're bringing me up no so they bring. me up on stage and my knee is killing me. and my leg is shaking like I'm nervous. wasn't that many people it was like 500. or something like that 600 people but it. was it's actually worse because they can. see your knee well they definitely could. see my knee was shaking but the set went. great yeah it's like no one could tell. by the material. and it was everybody was so enthusiastic.

we were having so much fun but I [ __ ]. it up so bad doing that and then I. started training Muay Thai right away oh. I didn't stop I just like I shot some. bpc157 into it I waited a few days. started feeling better I'm like I'm just. wear some knee sleeves and train so I. went I started doing an idea Pro science. well I was doing shut the [ __ ] in Miami. boy tie in the mornings I don't [ __ ]. love to do Muay Thai and then come here. straight from there just just crack pads. and have a good time but. it just wouldn't get better it wouldn't. get it's also the same knee I [ __ ] up.

skiing uh I wiped out skiing I got a. concussion and I suffered what's called. I did you wiped out skiing yeah yeah and. I got something that's called an. insufficiency fracture it's when your. knees smash together because you don't. have uh meniscus there and it cracked. the top of my shin ah [ __ ] dude yeah it. was very annoying that was my last king. because like I was going around this. corner and this lady was new she didn't. know what to do and she's just like. sliding in the middle of the trail she. just couldn't stop herself and it was.

either take her out or fall and I fell. hard I banged the back of my head off. the ground yeah and then the rest of the. day I was just like I got hit by no. coordinator a young lady she knocked me. just I got just wiped and all she did. was look back and keske and I saw her. down in the line and I uh put my head. down you didn't say anything I was. embarrassed I was like I'm an old man. nice man she was like a really good if. you're a young girl and I was like she. was hot and you got nervous I know she.

was too young she was like a [ __ ]. probably she looked at you like an 18. year old man I'm like exactly oh my God. I shouldn't be on there myself you know. just but she just plowed into you and. Gwyneth paltrowed you I deserved it bro. Gwyneth Paltrow won that case right yeah. that guy seemed like he was full of [ __ ]. yeah he's a [ __ ] yes he seems a. little bit of [ __ ] I've watched that. that seemed a little opportunistic yeah. dude also why are they saying that he. hit her though yes yes it was. embarrassing he had all these ideas and. what happened to him he couldn't like go.

to dinner. he just thought he was getting paid yeah. yeah yeah isn't that wild even if it. really hurt me I wouldn't sue her isn't. that funny that people would do that. well they just wanted to go away. shortcut yeah you're a shortcut taker. yeah you know uh I don't think I'm gonna. be okay and uh my lawyer is saying that. really we need to do something about. this significant yeah okay. people who do that you I love the. greatest quote I ever heard Jordan. Peterson say was in my 35 years of.

analysis I've never seen anyone. get away with anything ever even once I. [ __ ] love that. amen get that tattoo dear [ __ ] he. said you can twist the fabric of reality. for a while but yank it the piper must. be paid and the truth will get you so. you can go ahead and do all those things. you can [ __ ] people over you can lie you. can do that but we'll I'll see you I'll. see you over there I'll be at the bottom. of the river while the bodies Float by. you just that's a great quote isn't it.

that's Sam tripley one of my favorite. people on the planet well the great. thing is that Sun Tzu uh I don't know. but Sam Tripoli is the one who says you. just gotta wait at the mouth of the. river and let all the bodies Flow by. yeah live long enough to see the the. bodies of your enemy drift by you in the. river or something like that something. like that what is the exact I think I. believe it's the Art of War I like that. I like confucius's notion on Revenge. before you seek revenge remember to dig. two grapes yeah it's great that's great. those those wise things that's actually. a really interesting idea um especially.

back to when there's no doctors well. yeah yeah that's always when you when. they would leech you here it is it's Sun. Tzu yeah Art of War to wait by the river. long enough the bodies of your enemies. will Flow by damn damn dude I like that. yeah I think about that when I watch CNN. thank you. you won that one buddy you won that is. your enemies you won that one it's um.

it's an amazing thing. how as you grow older and you have more. life experiences your perspective kind. of like tightens and moves and you as. you get older and as you see the world. with more and more experience you get a. better and clearer picture and it makes. you wonder. what but how limited were humans when. they only lived to be like 30. like how. much did people really have a chance to. expand and figure things out I don't.

know because a lot of great things you. know were discovered or created probably. then too for sure you know you know I. think when there's a when when you're. very aware of how finite your life is. and when you're very aware that you are. a victim to forces that are so much. stronger than yourself whether it's. disease first of all losing a child. right I mean you that was a that was a. reality a common say 50 Lincoln lost I. think four of his children Mary Todd. ended up in a mentalist institution.

because she lost four of her children. two diseases they don't even know what. they were a fever probably diphtheria or. or whatever it was they would just roll. through towns and it didn't matter poor. hygiene no nutrition all that you just. yeah they didn't know what it was that. people would die of what is it called. malagra or whatever oh yeah I mean that. was everybody yeah but but but. um I think that sometimes when you're. aware that there is a clock and that. clock might ding at any moment yeah you.

know that in in Japan when you get. sentenced to death they don't tell you. what the date is oh you you just sit in. your cell and they show up when it's. your turn it's an interesting idea. because you know there's something about. focusing your mind when you when you. this might be your last day and it might. be for everyone. things have a different gravity to them. and I think that that's where you get. you know amazing. I don't know if I'm right about this but. I do think that they're they're.

something to be said about. um having very limited time even living. with pain yes you'll create some [ __ ]. you'll create some [ __ ] well also that. was the only reality available there was. no notion of you know I just need to get. back to civilization there was no I need. to get to the city and everything's. going to be back to normal again I'll go. to New York and ride the subway correct. this doesn't exist yeah you're the only. reality that exists is this unbelievably. difficult world of murder and violence.

yeah but it does something else too I. gotta pee you do yeah well you do I do I. do yeah we'll come back we'll come back. I'll secure your hips oh don't do it but. here's my thought on what you were. saying. on Here's my thought on on the idea of. like when life was kind of brutish and. short and all that yeah I think it. actually so I think it's actually in a. way it is it's not an accident that some. of the greatest literature was written. you know like that like Dostoevsky who.

was you know in living in that. rudimentary world and and you have these. great works of of art I think part of it. is what happens is if you if you are if. you are basically you don't know when. you're gonna die because the universe is. that much of a mystery I don't know when. a disease is coming I don't know when. Invaders are coming in they're gonna. enslave me I don't know and all that. stuff there's something about creating. art under those circumstances your your. mindset you are already humbled it is.

not about you it you it'd be really. weird to like build a huge chapel and. then put your name on it you know you. didn't see great architecture great. buildings that were built and then the. architect was Herald have you never been. a Trump Tower [ __ ] that's very. different my friend that's very giant. gold Trump yes you wouldn't see that as. much you see kings that did that but the. artist didn't do that. Trump you know apparently he doesn't own. a lot of those buildings he shut the. [ __ ] up what are you a communist I'm.

just saying he he leases he puts his. name on there which is great what he's. so entertaining he's hilarious but we're. never gonna have to see what he tweeted. or truth socialed rather no and he was. like celebrating the indictment he's. like one more indictment and then I'm a. shoe in for the White House. I know he's like it's three indictments. dude he's got Teflon is it well if he if. he wins this though yeah if he wins his. case well if he wins this case the only. case I think he can pardon himself no.

the only case he's gonna have real. trouble with I think the other the brag. Alvin Brad case in in uh I think it's. New York is a [ __ ] case where it's. this obscure thing you got these. prosecutors that are that are looking. they're being very very creative with. the law right typically with laws it's. called meat and potatoes laws you're. supposed to when when somebody breaks a. law and there's a law that's passed it's. supposed to be something that somebody. who doesn't have a law degree can. understand and like if you look at Jack. Smith who's the prosecutor in this in. this uh January 6th thing.

the what he's being charged with I think. is a form of fraud defrauding the. American uh voter which is saying uh I. won the election when he knows he lost. but he never ever admitted that he lost. he they can't find anybody who said that. so there there's all this gray area but. the one issue he's going to have is the. mishandling of classified documents. because they have him on tape saying I. know this is this is classified and then. I think he has a guy he they have him.

talking to one of his staff saying get. rid of this that that's going to be. that's going to be a tough one for him. but I think the other two what are the. punishments of mishandling classes there. are people right now who are in jail for. doing that they're right now and in fact. some of them I think worked for his. campaign what is the difference between. the accusations against Joe Biden when. he was mishandling documents and the. accusations against Trump so so anytime. a president is a president are allowed. to have documents on in their possession.

when they are working on their Memoirs. Etc now the justice department and the. Affiliated. agencies as I understand it then look at. what you have and then they send you a. notice and say by the way you have these. documents that are in your possession x. y and z are classified you have to. return them they give you a grace period. in which to return those documents so. with Biden and with a lot of other. presidents that's what happens they say.

you're in possession of classified. documents you have this window to return. them and then you return them in Biden. did with Trump he didn't. there are a number of things that he. just I thought Biden had classified. documents that his AIDS found yeah they. all do they all do that they mentioned. that from 2014 from when he was vice. president yes but the the issue is not. that he had those classifieds he didn't. turn them over when they were requested. yes I see and that's a there's a there's. a fundamental difference there now if. you then are I think he said I could. have Declassified this but I didn't.

something like that uh when Trump said. that because but at that point he was a. private American citizen and that's. where the problem how these recordings. how are they obtained. I think they're all a matter of Pub of. of record I think that in Discovery well. how did someone record him I think his. lawyers had well a lot of what he a lot. of what a president does when you're. doing your your Memoirs and stuff I. think is they they record you so you're. recording a lot of things you're saying. and things like that he was having a. conversation with someone where he was.

showing them the doctor yes that was. recorded somehow yeah they somehow they. they have them on tape saying that so. was it surreptitiously recorded I don't. know and I didn't get that from what I. followed I didn't I think that was just. something that you know was happened to. be part of the body of evidence and. Discovery what I heard is an argument. against that was that he was being. braggadocious. yeah and there's a chance he might get. off on all of these things. um but and there's no doubt that these.

indictments have made him stronger in. with his base it the real question is. see this is all you're never going to. get people who say will Biden is really. old and we don't have an ass don't. complain if you're not going to vote in. primaries we're always going to have the. candidates that the most extreme. elements of each party nominates. if you want DeSantis or you want someone. else you better vote in the primary if. you don't vote in the primary nobody. does including me so I'm I'm not you. know scolding anybody you ain't getting.

you're getting the people at the Die. Hard Republicans Die Hard Democrats and. the most active members of that party. are gonna are gonna nominate that's. gonna be there yeah you want to change. the political system [ __ ] vote in the. primaries Andrew Yang whoever you like. all these guys that's all great that's. all adorable and uh the real political. operatives just look at you and go. that's that's that's cute well we'll see. it you have a wild system yeah vote in. the primary a wild two-party system yes. now the only thing that like if DeSantis. crushes in first of all I think you.

should go back to being governor for. four more years but. um if he wins like the first two states. like New Hampshire and Iowa and gets a. lot of press for that there's a chance. that there can be some you know but I. don't I don't think so otherwise I think. the trumpers are all in the audio. recording comes from a July 2021. interview Trump gave at his Bedminster. Resort for people working on the Memoir. of Mark Meadows Trump's former Chief of. Staff special counselors indictment. alleges that those in attendance a.

writer publisher and two of trump staff. members were shown classified. information about the plan of attack on. Iran yeah. wow. wow but here's what I here's what. bothers me a little bit about all this. so the the hold on a second let me see. what Trump says here it says there was. no document that was a massive amount of. papers and everything else talking about. Iran and other things Trump said on Fox. and it may have been held up or may not.

but that was not a document I didn't. have a document per se there was nothing. to declassify these were newspaper. stories magazine stories and articles. okay well that's true. that's a completely different thing then. that sounds like they're saying that he. showed them classified documents and. he's saying I showed them a massive. amount of papers and I didn't show them. anything specifically like saying that. there was nothing to this class there. was nothing to declassify if he's.

telling the truth these were newspaper. stories magazines stories and articles. if that's true you're gonna have to his. lawyers are going to argue all that yeah. this is political as much as it is legal. well that's what scares me that people. are behind this idea that you're going. to arrest your political rival that's. the biggest that's not like that but you. have prosecutors that are getting real. creative with the law and I don't think. we want a system like that and I don't. think we want every time somebody runs. for office because now now the bidens. are in trouble I mean 100 Biden's in. real trouble here yeah and there is.

there this guy Devin Archer said that. Biden was on the phone on behalf of the. sun 20 times. uh and that's that was Devin Archer. who's also going to jail now that was uh. Hunter Biden's business partner and he. said he personally witnessed that and he. said that underscore on testimony there. is enough evidence to at least. investigate the idea that maybe Biden. took a 5 million abroad whatever the. case but I my point about this is the. mainstream media Legacy Media gives that. almost no attention yeah and all you.

have that I think that the legacy of. Donald Trump will be in some ways. the other side was so hysterical about. him being a clear and present danger to. the United States and I'm talking about. Republicans I'm talking about the Deep. state I'm talking about Democrats I'm. talking about a lot of people that they. have behaved in an undemocratic. Un-American way and they have bent a lot. of rules and they're bringing these. indictments three of which now I think.

or four. um in a period of six months I don't. think we want a system like that I don't. think you want people running for office. and then somebody who's on the other. side of the aisle gets real creative. with with uh with their prosecutorial. you know with bending the law figuring. out the the gray areas of the law and. now you're spending all your money on. legal fees especially when there's been. no answer. to what they did with the Russia. collusion hoax.

still taken seriously promoted that they. promoted that in mainstream media They. promoted that politicians promoted it. they called them a Russian asset listen. Adam Schiff he was on the he was the. chairman of the house uh intelligence. committee is that what it is Adam Schiff. knew. never saw any evidence any evidence that. Trump was in collusion with the Russians. or that the Russians were interfering in. American elections or that whatever and.

or that there may have been evidence of. that but there was no evidence that. Russia and Trump were in collusion and. he kept saying it he kept saying it on. every news uh Outlet he could that's a. fact and he knew otherwise and no one's. held on the task for that that that was. that was a that that was a lie to the. American people it just was and that's. that's what I have a problem with and. there's been no acknowledgment like in. mainstream media that that was a hoax. and that he was innocent what they were.

accusing him of none none that is so. wild and they go from that to new. accusations so for the casual for the. person it's not doing a deep dive in all. these stories and reading all these. articles what you're getting is the. narrative that you see in headlines. Trump indicted again Trump's a criminal. Trump did this Trump you know incited. people to enter the capital on January 6. because he said the election was rigged. and all this trouble that's Iden is in. now and his son is in was all on Hunter. Biden's laptop and we were told that.

that was there was nothing to see there. didn't 50 was it 51 members of. intelligence agency signed off on that. it was Russian disinformation so what. does that do about that my problem with. all of this is that it's it just. destroys credibility yeah it destroys. people's faith in the what you said. earlier is perfect it's Un-American yeah. it really is it's I know you're doing it. because you think you want to beat this. guy by any means necessary but you're. becoming a tyrant you're setting up a. system that's going to be used against. you too a hundred percent and it's also. setting a precedent of things that we.

allow. and no one seems to care because it's. Trump because it's Trump he's like a. non-human to them like all the rules of. empathy and dignity and the most. charitable view of things never apply. that's right it's like the worst. examples of anything that he's ever said. or anything he's ever done and that's. all he is well you know I it's it's you. know and if you say even if you say that. you're uh a trump apologist but like. the you got to look at what is going on.

there's there's a massive movement to. keep this guy from being president again. and some of it you don't want to see. happening in a Democratic Society. My worry is that you know I really do. think Legacy Media a lot of these people. come from the same colleges the same. area codes. they do see the world differently than. most of us who are out there trying to. build a life isn't that wild it is wild. that they somehow or another are. supposedly representing.

the frequency of the country but they're. so off and they think they're Superior. because they're very educated yeah and. because they're indoctrinated into this. Progressive ideology and they think that. there's a mandate to not just. you know not just exist and do your. thing but to change the world and mold. it into these ideas that you were. indoctrinated with in in school yeah and. and there becomes this lateral. cooperation with with the the powers.

that be and so they can very easily. highlight one story and suppress another. or just not report on another and when. you walk into a newsroom and you're. somebody who's looking to speak truth to. power and be part of the the way the. fourth estate should really work which. used to be that journalists were all. blue collar guys who'd been gals who hit. the pavement. um now you've got people that are that. agree with the idea for example that um. you know maybe maybe people who are in.

power with this education uh know a. little bit more than the people that are. actually out the flyby States you know. that that that great I can't remember. who said it might have been with MF. Buckley who said you have to understand. that would you rather be real by the. Harvard faculty or the first 2000 names. in the in the Boston phone book if you. believe in democracy you've got to say. the first two thousand names in the. Boston phone book it sounds very. enticing the the Harvard faculty they're.

smart as [ __ ] they know what's best for. all of us let the philosopher kings run. it but uh that's not how our grand. experiment works and I think this is the. greatest country in the world because it. it always pushes the ideal and the idea. that the individual should always. supersede the collective that the. collective will always become a tyranny. and you as an individual have certain. inalienable rights that can't be taken. away from you no matter which way the. wind blows and no matter how strong the.

collective is that's such an important. distinction it is the fundamental. distinction between being somebody who's. for free markets and democracy and. somebody who is a socialist that's why I. think socialism is way more dangerous. people all these younger people have a. favorable view of socialism no no I'm. sorry now you have a top-down Authority. that believes in orchestrating and. socially engineering equality at all. costs which means we got to keep the. people that are really exceed you know.

excelling I got to keep them down a. little bit that's why you have Congress. people like saying things like in. California [ __ ] Elon Musk they say stuff. like that to a guy who creates that many. jobs and is that Innovative and that. much of a risk taker uh and that that's. what I I worry about. I worry that human beings naturally we. have an inclination towards competition. and we think about things not just for. the greater good of the country but when. you're locked into a party War you know. it's the Democratic party versus.

Republican party this is a sports game. and whatever dirty tricks you can use by. deflating balls or [ __ ] spiking. people's Kool-Aid whatever the [ __ ] you. can do to get people to lose or to win. there's going to be certain elements of. your party that are willing to do that. there's going to be. the problem is when it becomes the. intelligence agencies. the problem is when you yeah you know. when they're colluding like you know. they're working in conjunction.

and then also they're contacting social. media companies I I think I think that. some of it is the stuff you've talked. about which is this is New Territory. it's really hard to deal with the amount. of misinformation and malinformation and. disinformation you don't know where it's. coming from how much of is coming from. us do you think there's any American. misinformation troll Farms yes. do you think the government funds them. yes Jesus I mean it would make sense I. don't think it's done with like I don't.

think conspiracy is like I I think that. there are. um programs and ideas that might be you. know you might set up a propaganda. Ministry quietly to combat something. else yeah we did that with Isis they. were very good with with their. recruiting and stuff like that so we. said let's figure out a way to. to deal with that yeah scenario yeah do. it to combat this is new for people. there's this is new you've gotta you. know there's all this blowback you come.

up with a plan this is hard stuff. there's no group of people who are so. smart and they're planning all this [ __ ]. good luck too many moving Parts in life. no I don't think that but I do think. that the people who are in control. whether it be the government which can. contact Facebook or whether it be the. the intelligence communities that say. that the hunter Biden laptop is [ __ ]. when they know it's not when you have. situations where people have that kind. of power and control over people and.

it's through this digital realm that. didn't exist before so all the rules. that you would apply to the First. Amendment outside of that they get. everything gets real slippery like this. is a private Corporation and we can we. can you know this is Mal information and. misinformation malinformation is the. craziest one yeah which is true. information that may be detrimental or. something yeah what is the actual. definition of Mal information but it's. things that may be true. like it can they can deem something that. is true Mal information.

so you can have misinformation that's. not true let me ask you a question here. it is Mal information is truth used to. inflict harm on a person organization or. country. so. fishing catfishing well that's yeah but. also just that term truth that could. used be used to inflict harm yeah well. that's bad but how open to. interpretation is that I don't know. doxing swatting and revenge porn but how.

how like open-ended is that like what if. you expose something in the federal. government like say what if you're. Julian Assange and you you uh exposed. that collateral murder video or you uh. release those documents the Wikileaks. documents well let me ask you something. I mean maybe you and I and everybody. else are being. um paranoid so so in other words here's. what I here's my question. well maybe it's not even a question but.

you know I you and I and a lot of us. complain about these things and we worry. about the fact that there's a lot of. disinformation or something that the. government's controlling this and that. you know big Tech is this that and the. other thing. um but. sometimes I wonder if I'm just being. paranoid and sometimes I wonder if I'm. just I'm in an echo chamber and. sometimes I wonder that you know because. look man I'm on The Joe Rogan Experience. I don't know how many people listen to. this I can say whatever the [ __ ] I want. and people listen and that could be. British welders that could be I was in I.

was in uh Israel and an Ethiopian guy. said to me as he's helping me with my. bag in the airport in Israel he goes do. you come from Joe Rogan. and I was like I do comfort him I come. from his rib I'm glad you asked yes I. come from his [ __ ] rib that's in. that's in you know and I can. I can on YouTube I can find I can. confirm my bias all day long I can find. politicians and thinkers who believe. everything I I believe in and so.

sometimes I wonder man and look as far. as Hunter Biden they try to get away. with a lot of stuff with that laptop. they try to do all kinds of stuff and. all we're talking about now is all the. [ __ ] on that laptop and it's all been. exposed and I promise you I promise you. Hunter Biden and Joe Biden I promise you. are thinking about this all the time. because they're realizing it's a [ __ ]. storm that's just beginning mark my. words so where all of us are complaining. the Legacy Media doesn't cover this and.

stuff like that yeah but guess what the. Justice Department's going to do their. job yes I'm just saying however it's. very disappointing that Legacy Media. doesn't cover it and the reason they. don't cover it because they think it's. going to empower the narrative that. Donald Trump is a superior president. if they their narrative was always that. Donald Trump is corrupt then also. there's real clear evidence. that Hunter Biden and Joe Biden got how. many millions of dollars yeah like 11.

million he made 11 million dollars he's. he's you know he's his law degree now. hold on for a sec he worked for barisma. which was uh and I think he had some. affiliations with some Chinese uh energy. companies uh and and of course Hunter. Biden who studied he paints and he has a. law degree but the reason I I guess paid. him 11 million dollars 11 million. dollars over a period of I think I don't. know what it was four or five years and. uh maybe even less. um and uh you know because they needed. his expertise on energy and on natural.

gas it makes sense yeah Nicholas Cage. should play him in a movie. that's. that's a good call that's such a good. that's such a good call that should be. the next Tarantino movie driving 170. miles an hour. smoking crack good good job I mean he by. the way he he'd be kind of fun to hang. with oh my God he'd be fun I mean he's. the dark side yeah that dude went hard. oh yeah no matter what you say yeah an.

addict I mean he is he was an addict yes. he was an addict and. you know his dad's the [ __ ] president. his brother's dead like there's so much. so much trouble sister his mom yeah yeah. that's right I mean he went through some. [ __ ] so it's not surprising that he had. he had to wrestle with some stuff and. hopefully now he's sober and well you. know we all know addicts and that the. there's something about the particular. like no one that I haven't seen him in. forever but he always had a Coke problem. he was a really talented really funny.

guy but he would go oh hard dude hard. like a Danish for two and three days. vanish just vanish come back look like. wet cardboard he looks so bad he looks. so dead well how about that cocaine that. they found in the white house and. apparently they couldn't trace it back. in the most secure building in the man. in the world in the most secure building. in the world by the way because there. are no cameras anywhere you know they. couldn't figure it out and though and. the press stopped asking questions you.

know what what's crazy coincidence um. Hunter Biden was there that weekend stop. it he was there yeah but he tried to say. he wasn't the White House Press. Secretary said that he had left but he. left on Friday it's adorable he was. there on Friday it's adorable they made. it go away and nobody asked any more. questions that White House Press. Secretary if she was Pinocchio. I think you can set up with any any. White House president she has to lie. every day that is her job I feel for her. so do I and she tries to do the. political things with the hands and we.

don't talk about personal affairs she's. just the messenger and people terrible. job everybody hates her I bet she's a. nice lady I guarantee it my favorite is. Kaylee mcenany though she was the best. she was the best she's the goat she's. the goat she came with receipts always. prepared yeah she always knew exactly. what the actual facts were and how they. were wrong she just shut them down right. in front of their face big smile on her. face yeah she's the best she's in this. lesson the greatest one of those ever.

but I feel like that's a gig you could. only do for like nine months or you lose. your [ __ ] time yeah like they all. stop doing it afterwards yeah write a. book go write a book just be like hey by. the way I was [ __ ] I was bullshitting. yeah after a while that's how I feel. about Chris Cuomo I know Chris Chris is. you know people make fun Chris is a dude. and I I will guarantee in his mind like. he had he got a good gig it was great. but in his mind he's like thank God I. don't have to do that [ __ ] anymore yeah.

I've known him I knew him in New York. he's real good friends with Patty. Patrick Bet David likes him oh I love. him so he's really nice all right he's a. he's a trust me on this Chris Cuomo's a. is a is a real dude and he's one of us. and you'd [ __ ] love him so he just. got trapped dude that stupid show yes he. got trapped talk to him have him on the. podcast great sense of humor very. self-deprecating he doesn't think he's. cool no I just like him I haven't talked. to him in a long long time but I just I. I like Chris and how come you don't talk. to him if you like him I just got I keep.

in touch through Patty and uh and you. know we just had a Patty on an elevator. no yeah oh yeah New York City I just had. dinner with her complete dumb luck I. love her I'm going to play pool yeah and. uh Patty walks into the elevator and. we'll just make eye contact. Jenkins who uh directed one one two. Monster killer Masterpiece. monster is such a masterpiece I know. it's so good she's one of my favorite. people Charlize Theron you want to talk.

about going hard it's my favorite. performance of all time that lady went. hard it's my favorite performance all I. could think about was how crazy must she. be I think she could pull this monster. out of her I've I've hung out with her a. couple times that monster out of her. very normal but she had a she had a hell. of a life uh childhood you know about. that right okay I I think it's public. well it's not yeah take a chance she. went through some stuff God damn that. performance is insane and to be that hot. and make yourself that [ __ ] gross oh. my God gained weight no I know man what.

other female like bombshell actress has. ever done that I know because you know. Christian Bale's done that a bunch of. times he did it for The Machinist where. he got down to nothing and then he did. Dick Cheney where he got real fat he's. incredible he's incredible he's on. another level and Robert De Niro. famously did it in Raging well that's my. second paper my first favorite. performance is Charlize Theron in. Monster my second favorite performance. of any actor is De Niro and Raging Bull. and he was the first actor Ever to do. that he gained I think 66 pounds and.

he's got a frame like me he's very thin. and not a tall guy and gained 66 pounds. and no one had seen anything like that. no one he was shredded oh yeah when he. played oh Jake LaMotta he was shredded. see find De Niro from that movie do you. know how hard you and this is like. pre-steroid days do you know how hard. you have to train to look as good as he. looked unbelievable for as long as this. guy is an actor I know I mean Robert De.

Niro was an actor he was not like a a. [ __ ] pro boxer who entered into. acting he boxed he was he was he was. always in in the gym apparently he. looked [ __ ] great yep he looked great. in that movie yep had the same mentality. yeah look it up God. when that guy would dive into a role he. was a [ __ ] animal [ __ ] he was so good. he was so good go back and watch Taxi. Driver why do it again holy [ __ ] I mean.

come on holy [ __ ] was he good Mean. Streets Taxi Driver what was the Julia. Lewis movie the [ __ ] oh Awakenings. dude holy remember how shredded he was. in that holy [ __ ] he worked out with Lee. Haney for that did he really yeah. Robert De Niro and Cape Fear doing. chin-ups oh remember he's doing chin-ups. that was such a creepy movie that's a. movie you could never make today no you. could [ __ ] never make it look at it. look at him yeah.

and the hair. come on when you were our age when we. were you were young like that remember. how we were just like I want to be an. actor I want to do that [ __ ] I know. everybody wanted to be everybody after. Cape Fear he was so good it was such a. creepy roll with Stalin in the. background look at that. that's everyone's fear you [ __ ] someone. over and they go to jail and then they. get out and kill you oh [ __ ] look and. then you get out and then this guy he. was so good he was so good dude that and.

how about him in heat look at how how. that's how you should always look. and it was just a [ __ ] time. at how he could capture a role like you. didn't ever think that was Robert De. Niro no you thought whoever the [ __ ] he. was playing in that movie that's what he. was the way he walks yeah. you say you don't want hair I want that. hair do you yeah I wanna I want thick. black hair I can I can comb back just. once in my life to see what it's like. I love it you do that I want a color.

massage with oil I want to do this with. oil and I want to [ __ ] comb you want. Patrick Bet David hair yeah but I want. stupid [ __ ] I want to be I want to. look like a [ __ ] like a chimp I want. hard muscles and I want bad tattoos and. a long Mane oh and I want to smell like. bad cologne if Jesus saves on you. Knuckles oh [ __ ] yeah and I'm gonna. carry a small pocket Bible. yeah and I want to be able to recite. verse. I hate myself. sorry you okay all right yeah I'm good I.

went down a weird Road there buddy yeah. I get excited about it that brings me. back bro yeah it's that that kind of. acting is such a different there's like. there's so many like levels of like. sitcom acting there's TV show acting. yeah and then there's this like what the. [ __ ] did you just do acting yeah I think. that kind of acting like Christian Bale. I think said I don't like that I'm I. make I make believe and I wear makeup so. I gotta do something that makes me feel. manly like starve myself or just feel.

you know as Daniel Day Lewis totally. done with acting he's just making shoes. now or something no he was a cobbler. he apparently it took three years to. become a [ __ ] cobbler I wanted to. make shoes yeah I think he's still. acting I think it pulls him back in. really I can't get tired. no like him and Gangs of New York was. some crazy [ __ ] about There Will Be. Blood yeah I mean this is another guy. yeah this is another dude who said I'm. I'm just embarrassed at being a middle. class boring Englishman so I do just.

crazy [ __ ] and I wear other people's. clothes say other people's words and and. that's what I do and whatever it takes. me to get there I do and you know I'll. [ __ ] wear that that outfit not take a. shower for five days and it just gets me. in character you can keep all that [ __ ]. by the way you can keep all of it okay. acting like salad never started never. ate a salad where I didn't want to be. over every time I eat a salad I feel. like a [ __ ] coward I'm like I'm. eating salad because apparently it'll. keep cancer away it's the only reason I. ever eat any vegetables I hate all.

vegetables and and acting I've never. been on a set I'm sorry to say this out. loud where I didn't want to be off where. I didn't want to be done but yeah right. Talent trying to get work I see what. you're doing you're playing that hard to. get things yeah is that what I'm doing. yeah that's what you're doing I'll stick. to stand up bro I got enough uh There. Will Be Blood gangs in New York be blood. to the all-time greats God. I didn't see Lincoln it could have been. Lincoln because it was almost like. Lincoln was that was that Lincoln move. any good well I did a movie with a guy. who was in that had a substantial role. yeah and I said what was it like to work.

with Daniel Day-Lewis and he said uh. well and I went and he goes now it's. just that you know he wouldn't answer. any questions that if like that didn't. occur after 1865. he wasn't going to talk to you about. today today yeah it's like at the. Renaissance Fair yeah someone brings. character and the other lady said what. what are thou talking about yeah like. you can only speak to him and as. literally as Abe Lincoln yeah and in.

fact then my my buddy came in and said. uh I'm sorry about all that nonsense in. Cincinnati and uh Daniels is like yes. yes well I we're we're gonna work on. that and and that was that that was how. it was dude you're he's staying you're. talking to Abraham Lincoln period yeah. there's no craft services like bro how. you doing no no I'm sorry sir I'm gonna. hold that character for three months. well you know I did Joker and I worked. with Joaquin Phoenix same thing I was in. the in the room with him for five days. and.

you know when when he came I think to. set he was a hundred and he when he was. walking around 180 pounds or something. and I think Todd Philip said something. like I think the character should be. kind of skinny just kind of set it you. know casually like I think and Joaquin I. think showed up at 124 pounds and then. they were like let's just give you uh. this guy's got inhuman discipline they. go let's give you a nutritionist and. everything else and he said no no it's. okay he just ate an apple and smoked. cigarettes and when we were on set he. never looked at you.

and he never looked at you and one at. one point. um I went like this I had a scene if you. blink I'm out of it but I had a bunch of. lines that didn't make it but I go like. this I go what'd you do take a gun and. blow your head off and I mimicked it and. I put it in my mouth like that and when. I did that. I I fell back he I did that twice on the. second time he fell straight back. he fell straight back and landed. like it just he would just improvise and.

do crazy [ __ ] where you didn't know if. he was going to even hurt himself. remember when he punches the clock. that's not in the script. he just punched that clock off the wall. and Todd thought he broke his hand that. was not on the script I saw I when I saw. you know the bus team where he can't. stop laughing I saw them shooting that. when I got the set I swear to God I saw. him walking and I I knew he was going to. win an Oscar it was that good and I. looked at Todd and I go holy [ __ ] he. goes you have no idea dude it was like. when I saw the fighter Christian Bale on.

the fighter remember that opening scene. I went oh you're gonna win an Oscar at. this I I don't know you could see it. you're like you're a crack addict and. you're about you're an ex-boxer you see. one frame and you go well this is. something different is happening here it. was the same thing with him but I. watched him for I think it was four or. five days I was there and uh I've never. seen somebody be able to hold that. concentration and that kind of character. for that long I was like I could never. do that I don't want to do that that's. not fun to be around that was a spooky. movie because I was like this is like. too close to reality Masterpiece and.

then right after that you have the BLM. riots and the covered riots and all that. stuff happened afterwards I know have. you met Todd Phillips no writes and. directs those movies no you need to meet. him I loved me he's one of my favorite. people I love The Hangover he's such a. special dude you should have him on the. podcast I think you'd love him man he. grew up like he grew up like in a. one-bedroom apartment with his mom in. New York and and I think he's just a. [ __ ] genius he gave me notes on a. script I wrote once and I was like oh. that's why you're that's why you're a.

genius isn't it funny that we like. people better if they grew up in one. with chaos I feel like he grew up in a. mansion in Park City. Park City Utah just overlooking the. slopes yeah yeah. well you're you know lack of comfort you. didn't have an easy childhood Yeah well. yeah no I didn't you know I think it's a. superpower I I don't want it for my kids. I know that's the that's the rub though. horrible you know it's interesting but. but you know I feel like.

kids that are loved for whatever reason. do get a certain ambition from their. parents and also they recognize uh work. ethic. my kids work really hard at stuff that. they do and I think a lot of it's. because my wife works really hard at. stuff she likes to do yeah and I work. really hard at stuff I like to do and. they see that I work hard and they know. that I have like multiple jobs yeah. maybe part of it's also genetic you. either have that Constitution I think. it's genetic with one of my daughters. it's one of my daughters is a complete. psycho and just like super driven.

towards things like tries to do things. and she gets better and better and. better and better and better at them. like physical things. I think that's genetic but it's. interesting because she comes from like. instead of like needing attention she. comes from this loving household where. she gets all this love so she has. confidence and her feet are and she's. happiness she's like but she's also. crazy driven where when I was driven it. was like I want to figure out a way. where I'm not a loser like I have to I. have to make something out of myself. because I feel like a loser like it.

wasn't from a place of healthiness like. just I love exciting things and getting. better at them it wasn't that it was. like I I'm obsessed with this thing. because this is the first time in my. life or I didn't feel like a loser well. that's that that's that jungian notion. of the Shadow like you have two selves. right you have your your yourself and. then your hidden self the idea that you. know there's all your insecurities and. and that that boy that I've been trying. to run away from Forever that that. skinny boy who was full of Shame and.

full of fear and you know I don't want. anybody to see that boy you know that. that's that's somebody I always hide. with something else right with bravado. or with whatever this this thing is that. I you know this arm construct yeah yeah. and and I think that part of what helps. you as an artist or even as a person is. to bring that boy with you you know. bring that bring that shadow with you. because there's a strength in that. there's an honesty in it you know I'm. I'm not interested in trying to present.

as something I'm not I am also that. other thing that that's there's a lot of. strength in in that boy who's skinny and. and well there's a lot of strength and. desire right a desire for improvement. and change and that's also some of the. things that come off a failure right you. have this desire to never experience. that again that's a big one with stand. up when you bomb Oh my God or or if you. lose in a fight both those things are. true because like you just like oh my. God I never want that to happen again. and then you you become far more.

dedicated it's you have to have those. moments where the realization of effort. to reward board like what is the what's. the real formula am I lying to myself on. this formula am I going to six and I'm. telling everybody I go to nine like what. what is actually really happening and. the only way you really find out is by. attempting to do things no matter what. you're trying to do whether it's trying. to put together a stand-up set where. they're trying to get better at Jiu. Jitsu whether you're doing gymnastics. whatever it is the only way to know. whether you're doing enough and doing it.

the right way is to see your improvement. when it's tried that's right when it's. tested that's what's so great about. stand-ups and amazing and and the the. challenge of being original surprising. yourself never goes away it's why I'm so. addicted to it it's why like I'm just. I'm I'm more excited about stand up now. at 56 than I've ever been it's fun thank. God it's fun and it's a beautiful. exchange like it's a beautiful exchange. for me as an audience member I love the. exchange of watching someone on stage. kill and I laugh so hard I feel great.

it's like a beautiful drug that you get. when you're laughing really hard it's my. favorite thing to do like last night we. all went out with Patrick David's crew. and others yeah and it was me osana man. Derek Poston and Brian Simpson just. sitting across from each other just. howling laughing talking and drinking. margaritas that's a huge part of. stand-up man that's what you've created. in this in Austin we don't it's not as. much that. is important New York has that Austin.

has La used to have that it was used to. Comedy story yeah in the parking lot. yeah the parking lot and then the back. bar the back Comics bar was always. amazing and you've done that with the. mothership I need to yeah I won't do. that what we did is just take all the. best elements that we saw in the store. and the the ethic behind the storm is. the reason why the bars named mitzi's. yep you know it's it's in homage to. Mitzi Shore yep I'm doing cap cities. was so funny I love him I hadn't seen.

Paulie on stage in years and he was so. funny it was so how great is that and. he's been working he's been working a. lot but he's he's really matured I did a. podcast with him yeah he's a sweetheart. he really is yeah I'm always happy to. see him now he lives in Vegas now I know. Vegas has a real comedy scene man Vegas. has multiple comedy clubs now there's. like a scene of God there's a lot of. guys moved from LA to Vegas he hangs. with Nick Cage yeah it's his homie yeah. it's kind of random yeah he sent me.

videos of him in Nick Cage do you ever. get Starstruck with the celebrities you. know now sometimes yeah I ran into Axel. Rose in Greece that was a wild one see. this is what happened I was with my. friend uh Brian murarescu he's the guy. who wrote the immortality key that. amazing book on the illuscinian. mysteries in Greece and it just so. happened that when uh my family and I. were in Greece he was in Greece and so. we all met up and he gave us a tour of. Ulysses and uh uh he gave us the.

Parthenon he explained like we went to. the museum the Parthenon Museum. explaining everything to us it's amazing. amazing so anyway we were at this. restaurant and we were eating it's you. know late at night we're having fun. and he goes to the bathroom and comes. back and he goes uh he goes Axel Rose is. here I go no way and he goes yeah he's. uh he's right over there like as you're. leaving you have to see him I'm like oh. [ __ ] so I get anxiety because when I'm. leaving I'm like do I say hi I kind of. have to say what if he doesn't know who.

I am right that'd be weird oh it was. horrible right so he looked at me like. he didn't know who I was and he goes oh. hey dude and then he shakes my hand I'm. like thank you Jesus and then he starts. telling me bits that he likes really. yeah he's telling me bits for me he's. asking about myself and I'm like oh my. God this is amazing oh my God so then he. invites us to the show so uh they're. doing Guns and Roses in Athens on that. Saturday night and we were going to be. there Saturday night we were leaving on. Sunday morning so it was perfect so we. we saw three hours of Guns and Roses in. front of this massive stadium that.

incredible they did three [ __ ] hours. and people don't realize they can fill a. stadium still right and it was 95. degrees out and nobody gives it they. were dripping sweat I mean slash was. [ __ ] banging that guitar out this is. that this is the video of me I filmed. this backstage this is the end of the. show give me give me some volume so you. can hear it because it's [ __ ]. incredible to hear the crowd this video. has no sound oh really wow that's weird. I swear to God where is that that's uh.

Axel is Axel was he was on the he's on. the box see him standing up there and he. got down. and he cut his hair yeah dude is insane. it was insane it was just so cool yeah. to see guns and the freakiest one for me. still though is uh the Rolling Stones. when we went to see the Rolling Stones. we saw him at Coda the circuits of the. Americas and uh I was standing there and. uh my friend was talking to me I. literally couldn't hear a word he was. saying because I was so freaked out that. Mick Jagger was right there I was like.

he's really right there and and he was. right in front of you like you were you. always it was you know but you were. listening I was seeing him yeah I mean. it wasn't that far away we were like 30. rows back or something right but I'm. like staring at Mick Jagger piece of. History he's [ __ ] jamming too he's 80. years old today as old as Biden yeah he. is he sold the Biden that's crazy that's. amazing and [ __ ] show was fantastic. fantastic wow they played everything I. know they don't play brown sugar anymore.

though why too dangerous come on they. won't play it really yeah. that's sad he's [ __ ] such a good. you're 80 bro just back what are you. gonna do it tastes so good man that's it. homage it's a great song and you know. they play a shelter they played they. played. the only thing is they stopped writing.

they've kind of become a cover band of. themselves Keith Richards played a new. song yeah he played at least one new. song yeah I think he might have played. two but yeah I mean I guess that's just. how it has to be when you're around that. long yeah you know you kind of like if. you go to see guns and roses and they. don't play Paradise City yeah yeah they. have to play Welcome to the Jungle they. have to play Patience do when you're in. Greece or places like that do you get. recognized a lot a lot it's enough yeah. yeah it's kind of weird right to be in.

another country and realize that it's. less than America yeah but it's it's. enough yeah yeah. podcasting celebrities different though. because they listen to you so much that. in a way you become a like it's on they. do know you well what's amazing is that. everybody speaks English there's so many. people in other parts of the world that. speak English as a second language and. they consume English stuff whether it's. movies and television shows or even. podcasts they're so much smarter than us. there's so many people that are.

bilingual in this world and in America. it's like what are the what are the. numbers besides Latinos and immigrant. populations in America that are. bilingual like what are the numbers if. you had a guess let's just guess a. percentage of America that's bilingual. oh the percentage of America yeah. 30. you think it's that High I mean I'm. wrong but I'd say. I'd say only because of the Spanish. population so let's say let's say let's. say 20 okay I was gonna say 18. yeah so. let's think uh probably even lower than. now let's say Spain yeah they'll die 70.

sure okay let's look Israel Israel. everybody in Israel and in Jordan. everyone spoke English yeah I mean I'm. talking about the Bedouin spoke English. yeah by the way. by the way just very quickly look it up. uh now you like to hunt all I'm gonna. say with your I'm just gonna say this. we're gonna say there are there is. hunting in Jordan in that desert that uh. will change your life you went hunting. in Jordan I didn't but I was talking to. what they hunt which is wild goat which.

is deer which is everything you can. imagine uh even wild hair and they do a. lot of hunting and those desert that. desert is some of the most I went to. Wadi room that's where they shot the. Martian and they're some of the most. beautiful they some of the most. beautiful part it's is that where they. shot that movie yes dude Jordan is. that's a great movie Jordan is so. amazing and I thought of you because the. guy with this Bedouin guy was telling me. how much they hunt because he was. showing me pictures every the deer and.

everything I was like where what do you. have because we have everything here we. have everything in the hunting's. unbelievable and you do it year round. and like even pigeon like even wood. pigeon stuff like that crazy [ __ ] do you. know pigeon was brought here for food. that makes sense yeah all those pigeons. that you see in New York City is that. true yeah squab squab it's great that's. what it is it was brought here yeah from. probably England or I don't know because. in England you have a lot of wood. pigeons probably England I've eaten but. pigeon if you um there's parts of this. country where people hunt pigeons still.

to this day like there's like seasons on. pigeons and pigeons apparently taste. really good I think I think we should. use your connections and get to the King. of Jordan who lives in Malibu and shoots. a Terran tactical and he's a great guy. shouldn't we go pigeon. if the King of Jordan is listening I. think we go he loves to hunt he's he's. uh he's a man you learn how to shoot a. bow I swear to God I learned how to. shoot a bow it'll take a long time I'm a. very athletic guy and I'm a good student.

you just teach me remember the last time. you tried to pull the bow back. shut up I had a trick shoulder. you [ __ ] [ __ ] I think there's some. 80 pound balls Andrew Schultz came to. the back he's never pulled a bow back. before yeah I showed him how to do it I. showed him a line of Peep sight and he. shot it right into the [ __ ] Bullseye. at 40 yards he's a good basketball. player you see him play basketball very. good he can box too you see him let's. not get carried away don't get carried. away he can hit the ass right I've seen. him hit pads yeah I'm not gonna [ __ ] you.

up that don't say that out loud he will. [ __ ] because now I'm gonna have to fight. him he's gonna [ __ ] him up he's gonna. [ __ ] you I love him too you're out of. your mind you're out of your mind. nope you're gonna get me around he's. like a real athlete and you're gonna. Panic you're gonna think about joints. and your ligaments yeah okay you want to. see me hip Mitch I love Andrew I love. volume Andrew's an athlete and stuff. like that but you better stop it right. now he can bat he can play basketball. this is I'm seeing Brian Cowan getting. boxed up you're out of your [ __ ] mind.

you're out of your boxed up box out of. your mind but I love them you're getting. boxed up you're getting me you're. getting me really riled up he's gonna. box you up he's got good reach though. he's a big kid [ __ ] you up he's not. hitting the Miss very hard but he's. gonna hit you hard all right we'll see. he's gonna hurt you but let's go it's. gonna [ __ ] you up give me some minutes. although I gotta tweak back I slept. wrong I slept wrong I need a lot of time. to warm up hitting mids me too I love I. love boxing I love sparring but I had to. stop I was getting dizzy I might go back. I went to Black House in in uh they have.

a public black house and I went there to. yesterday literally yesterday and uh I'm. like they have wrestling they have Jiu. Jitsu and they have Muay Thai classes. and I think I got it back so fun it's so. fun I miss I love hitting pads more than. anything I love it which I used to. whenever we do the UFC I would get a. chance to train with Mark de la grante. and I was always all I was trying to do. is hurt his arms well you can't very. hard I wanted to hurt his forearms yeah. you did hers forums that's a great video. Let's watch that video I was ever trying.

to do it just wanted to [ __ ] take it. in there you kick you kick crazy hard. but you punch hard too I'm surprised you. don't you don't want to you don't want. to spark because you don't want to get I. don't want brain damage I'm stupid. enough I know and plus you're gonna go. full and yeah well it's just yeah the. problem with boxing is that every time I. like I'd get hit and then the next day. or you know Wayne McCulloch used to. laugh kill cause I was like I I all I. want to do is even the score and that's. the problem and then you get then you. start swinging and everybody's hitting. there you can't have an ego with that. and you have to be able to train with. people that can just pull it back well.

that's why you train with really good. guys you're not going to hurt you right. and you have to no they have to know. you're not trying to hurt them so they. don't have to punish you either that's. right yeah so they always say they have. their respect it's like guys like. that'll say I'll go as hard as you go. right it's like just be cool perfect and. you don't spar with Pros bro you move. around with them don't say you spot with. good amateurs you don't know what the. [ __ ] you're talking about you're moving. around and they're being nice to you. yeah they're going it they're going at a. five yes like when you see look at that. bro you're getting [ __ ] up you're. getting you're getting me pissed off.

you're getting [ __ ] up you're out of. your [ __ ] mind [ __ ] you up dude it's. gonna [ __ ] you look at him yeah it looks. good he looks good I'm seeing you it's. not reaches it's not reaching these guys. seeing you in the corner like a little. tight like a Christmas you can shut the. [ __ ] up. okay good luck put all your money on me. no I told you I was bet on him all right. then. [ __ ] ready now man my shoulders are. getting loose maybe you can be in the. undercard I'm just [ __ ] I'm off the.

center line you'd be the undercard of. Bradley Martin and Mighty Mouse Johnson. I'm going to Philly I'll work with those. guys I love that I went in that gym. [ __ ] what is that name Percy custis. and where Jay I went to Bernard Hopkins. old gym uh and where uh Julian J Rock. Williams did you take a lot of Instagram. photos I did I shot it I shot it and I. was with my boy could coach Anthony who. I love he's got a great YouTube channel. shout out to coach Anthony and uh he. held Mitch for me and he's a great coach. and I watch his videos and I [ __ ] it. I I just want let me see you hit the. minutes after I saw Schultz hit the Miss.

let's see the difference where's the. video. come on [ __ ] you know you guys I really. don't I don't let me see the difference. I want to compare comparison better. you think so yeah what do you mean do I. think so I just want to know here you go. [Music]. That's My Boy Tark azim not right there. yeah you hit a little harder than him. that's for sure oh do you think because. I was really sparring. what do you mean you're sparring you're. hitting the Mist that was when I was. actually getting in the gym and tarek.

would teach me [ __ ] and I go back to the. gym and it was beautiful that [ __ ]. dude knows how to that was a uh he. Gilbert man uh Melendez he trained all. those guys that's that that's guitar. color I know he is yeah it's great. quiet cow there's my coach Anthony this. is by the way when I'm 56 and I hadn't. hit Mitzi Forever This is I'm not as. impressed now no because I I'm much less. impressed old dude how old were you in. the other one 30. shut up I just said. what happened two years did you break.

both your hands I was trying to I was. actually I was warming up here because I. didn't want to pull I don't want to pull. anything so I was just moving around a. little bit plus I had like. I had a real boxers already tired you're. exhausted this is find out what that gym. is [ __ ] what is that gym or Percy. Customs I gotta give him a shout out. it's in Philly South Philly. or West Philly I'm sorry Ryan Callum. learning how to box for real. listen man this is me just moving around. do you have any desire to do other stuff. like Jiu Jitsu yes and I want to I want.

to box some more really yeah well. Bourdain started Jujitsu when he was 58. I know I I've been I actually secretly. do a little wrestling secretly yeah not. so secret anymore my buddy I do some. Greco and I do some uh Russian what do. you do I do Russian like I do uh I'll. just move around a little bit take Downs. it's kind of stupid yeah but I love it. it's fun like uh. Higa Machado uh was teaching me a lot of. uh shout out to Egan the best I love. that guy I love that guy and hegan hegan. would teach me a lot of like uh two on.

run there's Russian arm ties and things. like that and a series after that. everything's a series right. um and that's that's great because you. know for me as a wrestler duck hunters. and and arm drags there's a whole series. you can do off that and I like that. stuff I don't want to be diving in for a. double and single at them well yeah you. don't want to get hurt but you can still. train you can still train specifically. if you train Jiu Jitsu with the ghee. with people who know what they're doing. like there's guys that are in their. [ __ ] 60s that roll all the time yes. all the time I will do that if I could.

find the time to be honest with you but. I got yeah kids yeah it's hard I get it. you got to pick your poison yeah you got. and you got to pick your distractions. and your hobbies and stuff that's why I. won't [ __ ] with golf I saw you and Jamie. out there whacking that golf ball around. like you can keep that I know that one. sucks you. can't because you'll get crazy I know. you you're you're you're a [ __ ]. Maniac it looks like too much fun it. looks the people that do it all love it. no dude they can't wait to get on you. because you love pool and you love.

archery those kinds of skill sets where. it's like all about your mind and stuff. you you would obsess over it yeah I'm. sure it would yeah I see Jamie he's out. there whacking that [ __ ] ball every. day it's my dad it's my dad is 83 years. old I love my father because of 83. oh. it's DJ Khaled it's gotten in the. golfing it's like making everything it. does it goes viral he's having a great. time he thinks he can go pro no he can't. but he's not bad but he can't. so if he's not good enough to be Pro. like how good is he is he good like.

Santino good Santino's supposed to be. really good right he's not as good as. he's still in first year how good is. Santino I don't know but Santino I think. is like isn't he is he a scratch golfer. like three yeah that's crazy good to be. too but but like my father at 83 came in. the other day and this is what I love. about him literally came in and goes I. figured out what was I was doing wrong. and I go what he goes I wasn't moving my. and he had just had a lesson and he was. like I got it you know that that's how. obsessed he is at 83. you gotta love. that yeah you gotta love it that's the.

same thing with pool it's like the. reason why people like why is people. waste their time playing that because. every time you make a shot it requires. all of your concentrations in regards. and the more you can keep it together. and run out rack after rack after rack. you get this like euphoric mindset yes. it just like locks you into the task I. think forces you to overcome your. liabilities I think it actually forces. you to. somehow contend with the things that are.

holding you back well your liabilities. during shots like whether it's an. archery shot or a pool shot are. distractions doubts oh there's a lot of. things not concentrating on the task but. if you can just block all that out and. just purely concentrate on the task it's. like a form of meditation that's right. that's right particularly archery I. think because it's the same sort of. position you're in the same position. every time like every time you draw back.

your shoulders relaxed your back is taut. you're on the string you're just gently. pulling through that trigger it's the. same position every time and you're. trying to hit this thing for with me at. 73 yards I'm trying to hit this thing. that's this big and it's just. yeah and be to do it right you cannot be. thinking about anything else right it. all goes away right and there's like a. mind cleansing aspect to that yes I I. agree 100 I talked to John Dudley about.

that I went down he stops wedding and. John John's a giant he's a giant stud. talk about being built well just a. natural athlete you know yeah he's a. great guy too and he's a masterful. archery I guess he is Master because I. was kind of asking him about the. principles being around it and I've. realized very quickly that this guy. could. probably talk to you for a year before. you even picked up a bow about his. philosophy around it oh yeah no he I. mean he teaches archery so he has like. the most extensive Video Collection if.

you go to knock on archery on YouTube. it's knock on like no CK it's the most. extensive like archery instructionals. that you could get anywhere and the best. instruction you can get everywhere he. does it perfectly he tells every he. teaches you perfect form he gives you. like exactly what you need to do to tune. your arrows and tune your bow and I mean. and he puts it all up there for free. well I think uh I think I said I've said. this before I think if you really want. to get to know yourself get really good. at at least one thing just get really.

good at one yeah because the what it. takes to get really good at that one. thing forces you to confront the things. that are holding you back in general and. I don't know what those are but. everybody has them you know everybody. has hang ups everybody has insecurities. everybody has you know even resentments. you know like it's really hard to to go. through life without having some. resentment for people and I think uh. um one of the most valuable things to do. is to be able to let go of those people. with love like I know it sounds hokey I.

know it sounds hokey but listen to Jesus. over here I know I know right this is. this is a there's a book called the. tools you ever see that the stunts that. that uh oh [ __ ] Jonah Hill uh had his uh. therapist uh he did a documentary about. his therapist his therapist was when his. therapist was nine years old his brother. died of uh cancer his three-year-old. brother and his parents were both. atheists and his parents had nothing to. fall back on so he ended up being his. parents therapist oh Jesus and and by.

the time he became a therapist it was a. joke for him he was like I've been doing. this my whole life and what was really. interesting about the book and also. about the documentary is that then at 30. he gets Parkinson's. and it's debilitating and so uh he has. to contend he's now 75 and he has to. contend with his mortality and one of. the things that he found the most. frustrating thing about psychoanalysis. was this idea that I I can tell you we. can find out where after talking for a. long time where your anxiety comes from. your dad did this or your uncle did this.

whatever it might be you can find the. causes maybe we can we can expose those. but now what do we do about it just. because you know why doesn't mean you. know what to do about it so you've got. anxiety or you've got this self-limiting. you know you've got the self Saboteur or. whatever it might be or you have this. depression well what do you do about. that you know I can prescribe medication. but sometimes that doesn't work and he. created these things called tools you. know which I have to say at 56 read the. book and I and I really really found it.

useful and I found it enjoyable but one. of the things he talks about is the idea. of and it's again it's a Christian. notion but it's also it just makes total. sense if you hold on to resentment for. people. you're turning your back on your future. you you know you're you're you're you're. fighting with them you're still fighting. with them in one way or another that. that's a weird thing to hold on to and I. think that it's really important to. however you can do it to move on from. that but if you move on from that like. wishing for their destruction and stuff.

I don't think that works as well I think. better is to kind of just realize hey. whatever you're whatever you're going. through I forgive you I forgive you I. forgive whatever it is and I'm going to. move on from there and actually actively. do that and you can do that through. meditation you know he's got these these. things where you do that and there's a. meditative way to do it but I think. that's pretty powerful I think it's very. helpful because it allows you to move on. from the things that are holding you. back it's also practical it's practical. you only have so much energy you have so. much time and so much concentration you.

had to do that yeah you tell me your. biggest your biggest accomplishment was. peace of mind I always think about it. yes that's a big thing you gotta learn. how well the way I always talk about it. is that I think in my mind as bandwidth. like I have 100 units of bandwidth and. anytime I'm spending time on something. that's nonsense or not constructive or. not beneficial it's stealing from the. amount of bandwidth that I would have to. writing a new bit or concentrating on. something I love to do or being with my. family or friends like anytime you've.

got some stuff stealing from you yeah. you've got to figure out a way to push. that out like you don't need it you do. not need to be dwelling on some did you. read a book about that or did you just. figure that out you did yeah I figured. it out I just I figured I always figure. out like what makes me feel bad like. what is it about like what I've said or. what someone said to me or what I've. done or what someone's done to me like. what makes me feel bad and then how much. of that could have been preventable how. much of that is how much of it can I.

mitigate how much of is necessary and. when you think about like disputes with. people in particular where some people. just hold grudges and disputes forever. it's just thievery you're stealing from. yourself you're stealing from your time. and [ __ ] that's so important though it's. such an important thing to understand. yeah the best revenge is to live your. life well yeah. just accomplish it yeah just live your. life well and then let that poor person. who keeps dwelling. let them hold on to that yeah and also.

nobody gives a [ __ ] about the universe. is going to treat you unfairly okay I'm. sorry it's just the way it is you can. dwell on that worry about it well you. can get to work yes go to work and you. can do amazing things with your life if. you can just figure out what to. concentrate on. the people that [ __ ] their life up they. waste so much time concentrating on. [ __ ] and you just don't have time. for things that you really love if you. do that I know and that's just a cold. hard. pragmatic approach to thought management.

and I had to figure that out on my own I. figured that out but it's just uniquely. me I would think about like. like one of the ones that was like early. on that I realized was jealousy that I. would have jealousy over uh if a comic. did really well or if their career was. doing that was your competitive nature. yes and I realized that I remember that. when I was like 21 years old when I was. at an open mic night I was hoping that. someone bombed and I remember thinking. wow what a weak thought yeah like what.

are you doing seeing someone die but it. was like I didn't have a framework and a. structure like I did with martial arts. so it was like applying like competitive. drive to an artistic Endeavor where. actually the people that are really good. are supremely beneficial they're not bad. for you they're really good for. inspiring they're inspiring and it's. also there's there's there's a. camaraderie to it that's beautiful and.

you learn how to do it from both. observing and practicing and then the. level that you're around makes you raise. your own level up like yeah you put you. on notice you're like I gotta get to. work a hundred percent and then I. realized so I realized that and I got. past that and then but I realized like. oh like these are like these kind of. weaknesses that are just inherent to. human character it's an inherent to. human desires and ego and your thoughts. about yourself and what you deserve. versus what you're getting and you know. there's especially with young people. there's this like frantic rush for.

success and you think that somehow or. another if someone else does well it. takes away from you because you're not. winning you know they're winning right. you're like God damn it I [ __ ] hate. that dude you know so there's like. there's a thing that people can get. trapped doing and they can do that with. all sorts of aspects of their life it's. just a waste of energy what's funny is. that you have to keep reminding yourself. of that because you can fall right back. into that it's not that you don't Master. anything like it's like I finally I'm.

finally here and I have no demons to. fight and I have no habits to overcome. anymore I have arrived my child that's a. serial killer yeah that's a serial. killer that [ __ ] doesn't exist that that. that's like um you know what's funny. I've also been thinking about this too. is the idea that you better be careful. when you do hit the top of the mountain. because that's when the Devil Comes. sorry to get biblical on you again I'm. getting [ __ ] biblical but that's when. the devil starts whispering in your ear. what does he saying so well I'll tell. you what he says he goes like this he.

goes you know what you're not just God's. favorite you might be God and you know. what go ahead and slap Chris Rock I know. it's the Oscars but you can get away. with it you know what wear a sock over. your face and say you love Hitler you. can do it because you're special and we. see it everybody can fall when you're at. the top of that Pinnacle you can you can. man you can start to say you know what. the laws of the universe don't apply to. me and I'm gonna push it and that's when. the gods go ha look at this [ __ ].

he thinks he's one of us he thinks he's. one of us he forgot he's human and and. that apparently I don't know if this is. true but Denzel Washington whispered in. Wilson it's here I like Will Smith you. know but he he whispered in Will Smith's. here he said the Devil comes to us at. our highest moment you know and Mike. Tyson said that too you ever seen Mike. Tyson talking to Francis ingano Mike. Tyson said you're you're special man I'm. watching you knock people out you know. what that means it means you're one of. God's favorites and Francis went wow and.

he goes here's the bad news you're one. of the devil's favorites too and you. gotta leave with the guy you came with. because he's looking to take you home. too and it's like damn Mike dropping. [ __ ] knowledge right you know he's. training Francis and Ghana for the Tyson. Fury fight that's crazy is he yeah that. old school that custom model that old. school I mean I don't know how much he's. gonna change his style because they're. fighting in October you know it's August. now yeah he's got Mike I mean Tyson.

Furies got a plethora of knowledge there. he's the best ever yes. but you know what it's hard to imagine. other than Mike Tyson in his prime. anybody beating that guy yeah Tyson Fury. is so good he's so good he's mad at me. he's mad at me because I said Jon Jones. would [ __ ] him up but in the MMA fight. he would that's not being mean yeah but. just the way I said it I dragged him. into this who's the baddest man on the. planet thing which I didn't mean to do I.

love the guy yeah but he's just he was. talking a little loose he's being. dramatic Schultz I think we probably had. a couple of cocktails I was talking a. little loose he got very mad at me. did you did he text you or no no no no. no I just talked [ __ ] about me made a. video I love the guy I really do nothing. it's just the difference look if he. learned MMA look that guy's a warrior if. someone taught him when he was young how. to wrestle and Jiu Jitsu with leg kicks. he would [ __ ] everybody up as an MMA. fighter as well sure because that's who. he is yeah but but but the reality of.

wrestling is it's just you're not you're. not defending against an ankle lock. unless you've seen it and drilled it a. lot it's not just that you're not. defending against Jon Jones a real naked. joke especially if there's nowhere to go. I said trapped in a room yeah but that's. not that's not thing he thought it was. it's a different sport because he's a. [ __ ] Warrior. a guy is a better man than him that's. what it is a challenge I could have said. it in a much more diplomatic way okay I. should have said you mean you were too. honest. a little bit we're talking [ __ ] that's.

what it was it was talking [ __ ]. but I do love the guy and I do think. that the thing about Francis and Gano. and Tyson Fury is. I do not imagine a world where Francis. and gano can out-box Tyson Fury I do not. think that that will ever take place. Tyson Fury is a master his footwork his. jab his understanding of what to do you. ever see that fight with Otto wild where. he's on the ropes and just just bobbing. and weaving slipping you can see what. you're doing he's going to put Francis. and Gano so one of the great things.

about watching Bud Crawford with uh. Errol Spence's oh my goodness Bud. Crawford was was able to put his feet in. a place where Errol Spence had to keep. adjusting that's why it looked as great. as Earl Spence looked you'll never see. him look as off balance as he did. against the genius like Bud Crawford. right it's more where he's placing his. feet those little details those micro. adjustments he's never out of place and. his accuracy. hooks in tight like that where he's. punching from yes it's where he's.

perfect positioning yes perfect position. that that can't be that has to be you. don't learn that in four months no no. those are those are details that are. that that are if you're tutored right. and you have the kind of brain that. someone like Hopkins or Bud Crawford has. yeah that's that's for you but what I. will say though is Francis and Gano hits. like a freight train correct he hits. like a freight truck but Dylan white. does too and so does I don't think those.

guys hit as hard Francis I mean I don't. know but Francis is a natural 265. he. has to cut down to make 265. he hits so [ __ ] hard the question is. will he be able to connect on the. greatest heavyweight ever. also also how when is he going to get. tired it would yeah will he get tired. will he be inefficient like with Connor. and Floyd Mayweather Floyd Mayweather so. efficient and so so smooth and composed. always relax and he can box like that. for 30 rounds they also roll shots you.

know he can just kind of move he's. look look at he knows what's going on. too he just keeps his and the length and. distance that [ __ ] guy has look at. him his jab is just good everything he. does is incredible yeah and you know. there was this crazy controversy after. the Deontay Wilder fight where they were. claiming that he didn't have his gloves. on correctly and then his knuckles were. actually over the padding but that's. just because he's so loose when he. throws his hands out sometimes he mixes.

up between showing you the jab and just. popping you and then driving with with a. power shot he just figures out but he. also figures out all your patterns you. know the other thing about being a boxer. at someone like gano's level rather. novice and someone like Tyson Fury Tyson. Fury has patterns he's got he can see. what you're gonna do what France and. kind of is going to come to him with a. game plan that game plan with all due. respect in for someone like Tyson Fury.

is rudimentary they're gonna figure out. I see what you're doing blah blah blah. it's like with Duran I can't remember. the boxer but he came back to his corner. and goes he's reading my mind no Duran. just understands those patterns so well. that he was beating you to the punch. right that's what was happening right. it's the same idea once a fighter does. that uh and Manny Pacquiao did that to. the great Miguel Cotto he did it by the. third round he figured him out and you. could see uh uh what's his name Freddie. Roach screaming you know knock him out. and then Freddy at the after that fight. said I talked to him actually he said he.

didn't want to knock him out didn't want. to hurt him but he could wow that's how. good this is so nice yeah yeah right. you're a killer how about that Manny. Pacquiao so nice didn't want to knock. you know that that's true though man. when a fighter figures your game out. that quickly we'll see you later he. downloaded everything he really he. really didn't want to knock him out. that's what Freddie Roach said wow. that's crazy because he was like get him. out of here and he's like. I don't want to be mean that's crazy you. could see it you could see he broke his. nose and it was just crazy but man he's.

talking about fighting again like a real. fight well guys like Manny and guys like. nobody talks enough about Bernard. Hopkins and how what he was able to do. up through about the age of 50. I was. talking to mosman all about this like. you're talking about a guy in a division. where speed and power make a big. difference and he was at 50. he was. still fighting at a level that maybe two. other Championship below crazy yeah and. that's because of his his fight IQ it's. fight IQ and his discipline the guy.

never got out of shape he never ate bad. never push-ups. yeah he was incredible yeah and he's. just one of the old-timers and just what. a guy to emulate you see his style you. know like when he beat Tito Trinidad. nobody gave him a chance he went over to. Puerto Rico and threw the Puerto Rican. flag on the ground and everything they. try to kill him yeah oh he hyped that. fight up in a big way and he got Tito. Trinidad very emotional and then he just. boxed his face off he'll get you he'll. get in your kitchen man he get he'll. fight he'll find you always have a.

window open in your house and he'll. climb into that [ __ ] window yeah and. good luck such a good apparently with. Kelly Pavlik he who was a killer he he. whispered in his ear he said don't let. this ruin you wow yeah. wow yeah I remember that fight he was in. his 40s. my public was like wizard killer killer. because after he knocked out Jermaine. tail right right and Jermaine Taylor's a. monster Kelly was a killer yeah killer. but just ran into a genius he just ran. into a genius that's okay yeah genius.

boxers to me it's the most exciting. thing to watch so when you watch a guy. like Terence Crawford or uh the guy. who's gonna fight next boots Ennis. I don't know much about that oh my God. he's so is he fighting in him at 54 I. think they're talking about doing a. rematch with Earl Spence at 54. yeah. well. but you know it's that's a hard sell. yeah it is the only thought would be. that Errol Spence. depleted himself so much getting to 154. that he couldn't fight to the best of. his abilities but just looks like.

Terence Crawford's on another level he. is I mean it's undeniable that boxers do. get weakened when they lose a lot of. weight it's undeniable but he had been. world champion at 47. yeah I don't think. I don't think that was an issue of. weakness I think that was an issue of. Genius yeah genius you just you just you. sometimes you are out about you're. beaten by some I think Bud Crawford is. greatness he's he's greatness it's he's. not just good he's greatness and. greatness is a different X Factor what. did you think of the lomachenko Devin. Haney fight I didn't see enough of it I.

saw highlights. um and I heard that lomachenko. got the best of them but I don't know I. don't it looked to me like you won yeah. I I've watched it twice now it's like. God I could kind of see a world where. it's close yeah it's close and the. unfortunate aspect the fact that a lot. of people don't agree with the decision. is that it it kind of tarnishes an. amazing fight. because the fight was amazing both Devin. Haney his performance and lomachenko's.

performance it was an incredible fight. between two guys in their [ __ ] prime. it was such a good is Momo in his prime. though he still is man the way he fought. against Devin Haney he looked [ __ ]. crazy I think he's 36 now you know how. many fights he's had those guys who come. up through that Russian system I think. like uh uh Triple G had 350 fights I. think it's amateur or something crazy. like are you out of your [ __ ] mind. insane yeah. I'm insane lomachenko's got a wild story. too because his dad made him stop boxing. for two years to learn Russian Ukrainian.

dance that's so weird yeah and Ukrainian. dance was like the foundation for his. footwork isn't he usex coach as well yes. now that's. a guy if you watch that Anthony Joshua. fight. this is insane he's just a I mean that's. so beautiful to watch I know setting. traps and like I I watched some guy. break down the stuff that I didn't say. that I didn't know as a just somebody. who doesn't understand how about the. sheer volume of strikes that he throws.

that's a heavy God. incredible because he's a natural. Cruiser way too it's not like he's a big. man no he's like 220 I think it's so. weird yeah he's not a big heavyweight at. all but you got to realize also that. Mike Tyson in his prime was also about. 220. yeah that's correct that's correct. he's big enough to hurt you USIC was so. slick I know and Anthony Joshua is such. a [ __ ] big man that's what you're. talking about a super athlete and he. almost took Anthony Joshua out in the. first fight yep especially like towards. the end of the fight like he was. battering Joshua just just everything's.

a plan though he's doing. yeah he's so slick man rolls with stuff. and he wears you out and then he starts. making that hairstyle and a mustache. he's such a unique character he is he's. very very eccentric just that didn't was. didn't he wasn't he a two-time Olympian. I believe so yeah I think he won right. look that up Jamie I think. it's great phenomenal boxer though and. interesting right it's always. interesting I was really interested in. seeing him and Tyson Fury I was too.

that's an amazing I don't know why I I. wonder if his Camp just doesn't want. that I wonder if his Camp is like who's. Camp uh Tyson Fury's Camp is like who. knows I think they want the most money. possible in the Francis and Gano fight. uh they're doing in um I think they're. doing the UAE. I think they're doing it I don't know. whether maybe they do it in Dubai he won. a gold medal there yeah I thought it was. twice but I think it was one our. outporting uh Arthur bitterview and. bitterbiv is the only fighter right now. that's a champion that has a 100.

knockout rate he's undefeated I think. he's 19-0 with 19 Knockouts he is a. [ __ ] monster and that was the guy. that they were trying to set Canelo up. with because when Canelo fought bevall. one of the other names that was on the. table oh he's a destroyer have you ever. seen this guy yeah. no I've never seen this guy bitter BF is. one of the most impressive guys in. boxing is that right yes what weights he. find out he's a lie to everywhere he's. lied to everyone Champion he's the guy. who knocked out Joe Smith Jr the guy who.

knocked out Bernard Hopkins oh boy. that's a that's a lot to deal with. highlights go to his highlights that's a. bigger man than Canal he's a [ __ ]. monster he's he's not just big he's a. [ __ ] destroyer and he's not like an. elusive God like an USIC. catch me and just a [ __ ] Warrior Two. just comes at you with insane technique. Blood and Guts just smashing people but. but Canal Knockouts dude canola there's. Joe Smith Jr no I don't believe so okay. I don't believe he wants any of this I.

think he wants another bival fight but. this is the most terrifying matchup he's. a [ __ ] animal dude and he looks like. an animal with that [ __ ] beard he's. he's look there's a reason they're away. classes watch some of these chaos man. because this [ __ ] guy is terrifying. and a 100 percent knockout ratio. everybody he fights and every fight is. the same way Seek and Destroy come. straight at you hands up high and break. you down yeah and he hits like a [ __ ].

Mack truck. yeah thanks I mean he's a [ __ ] tank. dude yeah look at that oh and he puts. together these beautiful comedy look at. how tight that left hook was. everything's tight it's these beautiful. combinations but it's just constant. pressure uh. yeah no thanks. a good guy breaks people down. just a beast. and this was the Anthony yard fights. look at 12 ounce monster oh dude he's. [ __ ] people up dude he's so.

interesting to watch too because it's. just how long can the person Outlast. this this attack oh Christ. I mean how long can the person handle. this I don't think that's yard I think. somebody just gives in oh covered as he. hit him the body and came right yeah. that wasn't Anthony art but this is I. mean there's there's a whole series of. his fights like this and they're all the. same way he just puts it on guys until. they break yeah no thanks he's. incredible hmm yeah who's who would be a.

competitive fighter of all befall in him. would be fine if I looked like a bigger. Canelo like very similar style to me. like really really similar like to. Canelo when they fought I was like. that's just a bigger Canelo big and long. oh yeah a real light heavyweight perfect. ever of being 154. he's he's a real 175. pound guy I mean like props to Canelo. for wanting to challenge himself like. that because it's kind of wild he's. great kind of wild that he goes up and. knocks out kovalev that that's mean. it's huge huge yeah and when you go I.

mean kovalev was like later in his. career then but if you go back and watch. his fight like his first fight oh my god. with Andre Ward and all the other guys. that he knocked down my kovalev when he. was the crusher he's a beast Andre where. is another guy who could just download. what you were doing did it with kovalev. twice and by the way fought most of his. career with one arm what do you mean he. had a [ __ ] up shoulder most of his. career is that true yeah he had an. operation before the second kovalev. fight wow yeah he beat all those guys. although the the the turn the.

middleweight tournament that he went. through the call frotch all those guys. he beat all those guys with one shoulder. you know what came out of that cam you. know boxed in in Oakland with uh with in. Andre Ward's camp for a long time was uh. the Diaz brothers really oh that's right. they did a lot of sparring with them. yeah what do you think about that Jake. Paul thing well that's why I was. bringing it up I uh we're gonna have. that too so we're gonna do fight. companion we'll have the UFC we're gonna. pause that when it starts I'm gonna be. on stage yeah you're not gonna be there. for that I know but when are you gonna. start it because I'll be whenever the.

fight starts what time the fight I got. two shows. 8 P.M cap cities everybody oh they. started eight the main card starts today. you're gonna miss everything I am right. yeah we'll have dinner beforehand okay. we'll have dinner yeah. so it'll just be. um space isn't real. whether or not I should listen I do. Conspiracy social club with Sam Tripoli. and we have sometimes he gets you though. that's what's amazing what's amazing is. when things you don't believe are true. turnout I know because that's the thing.

like hanging out with Sam Shipley enough. you will eventually realize that there. are conspiracies and there's a lot more. of them than anybody wants to admit to. yep Sam Sam is is a lot of times I find. myself texting him going Sam you were. right damn it isn't that crazy I know. isn't it crazy I know he he uh he is we. had a whole we have these not it's like. WWE on that show we just you know well. he goes so deep into those goddamn. things he knows so many of them and he's. just bringing them up and you're like.

what but then we get into like nuclear. bombs aren't real and yeah how is that. one catching what how is that I don't. know how is it does anybody see that one. that dropped in the ocean where you. literally see the [ __ ] this several. Mile High plume of water that comes out. I mean look probably wasn't several. usually the people that are saying there. are no nuclear but with all due respect. are saying there are no nuclear weapons. they usually don't have an advanced. degree in nuclear physicist physics I. know they've studied some Nuclear. Physics but they don't have an advanced.

degree that's all I'm trying to say you. know it's like Jeff dye had a great joke. he's like why is everybody who talk. about cryptocurrency or why is everybody. trying to sell me on cryptocurrency I. have three roommates in their 30s. [ __ ] great joke it's like amen so. yeah some of this stuff is uh the I. always there's that great quote he knows. enough this applies to me it applies to. all of us we have to be careful you know. enough to think you're right not enough. to know you're wrong that's an important. thing especially as you're inundated. with all this information all the time.

find that nuclear bomb detonated in the. ocean around the uh battleships because. I remember did they did this they had an. idea of how big the explosion was going. to be and so they they positioned these. ships so like how far can the ship be to. where the bomb goes off whoa they were. way off really. off Jesus yeah wait till you see what. this looks like well did you see that. that you've never seen this before no. did you see in Lebanon remember that. explosion yes okay yeah that I think it. was the uh it was a jet ski and he had.

he was video watch this oh my God. holy [ __ ] so wait till it pans out you. see how high it goes are you did they. they detonated it underwater yeah I. wonder how many fish that killed. everyone all the fish are you kidding. that they probably killed fish for a. mile around 100 that's not the best view. of it there's a view of it from the. shore there's another one I mean that's. all water what is that that's crazy. water yeah the the nuclear bomb shot the.

water like I'm I don't know how high in. the air oh my God there's another one. that yeah that's the one this is this. one's wild I love this one watch this. one. because they detonate oh so they. detonate this one. um look at this oh my God watch how high. it goes. it just keeps going. oh my god oh yeah look at this. look at this dude. how insane is that imagine seeing that.

look how high that [ __ ] cloud is. that's so insane and there's there's. different angles of it where it's like a. zoomed back angle where you could see. the whole thing. [ __ ] incredible now that's an atomic. bomb not a thermonuclear bomb exactly so. there's a difference yeah they're more. powerful yes that is correct so like the. bombs that they dropped on Hiroshima and. Nagasaki the ones that they have now are. so many times more powerful well I told. you I I have dinner with Eric Weinstein.

and he comes in and he's all down I'm. like what's up he goes oh I don't I. think we have 30 years left I'm like. here we go he's very dramatic and he's. like we're gonna miniaturize. thermonuclear weapons and with crispr. cast 9 we're gonna be able to take. viruses and manipulate them and I was. like you have a point there you have a. point get to work hey you get a lab and. get to work that lab they found the. Chinese operated lab that was in uh Los. Angeles in the LA area no yeah they. found some lab with uh mice that were in. horrible conditions that uh there was. something about them being infected with.

covid9 teen or they had see what see. what the article is but it was like like. a bio research lab that was in some. abandoned warehouse somewhere. so California officials closed down. bootleg Chinese lab bringing brimming. with infectious agents such as covid and. HIV in addition to pathogens. investigators found hundreds of. chemicals a thousand mice many of them. dead and bootleg covet and pregnancy. tests apparently developed on site well. that's not good man so they were.

experimenting with rats and mice to. develop covet tests in a [ __ ]. Warehouse somewhere with HIV oh so they. were trying to come up with tests who. knows what they were doing who [ __ ]. knows but that the rats or the mice. rather most of them were dead already. did you see where they they put in the. chat gbt uh come up with chemical. weapons and it came out with 40 000. different variants of a chemical weapon. do you see this yeah that's not good no. there's a lot to worry about yeah Eric. Weinstein scares the [ __ ] out of me with.

all that we have 30 years left talk what. do you think of this UFO [ __ ] I don't. think any of it's true I feel like I'm. being lied to me too and here's the. thing I wonder if that's because. disclosure I imagine in my head that it. would be this Grand moment and the the. clouds would part and we would figure. out that we're not alone in the universe. and maybe. this this this reality of what they're. disclosing that they have recovered. alien spacecrafts that they have. biological creatures from another planet.

that they have frozen or From Another. Dimension they are in possession of both. craft and biologics they know that. aliens are real maybe it's just that is. so strange and so alien that my mind is. not registering it as a possibility even. though it can be a possibility if you. just just look at the stars in the sky. and look at you know what we know about. biology on Earth. it's totally possible that this in this. infinite Universe has occurred other. places and gotten to a much more. advanced stage I love that they they.

were able to cross galaxies and then. they couldn't land no that's not the. thing it's like the thing is. you're if you even if you have like the. most advanced spaceships like think. about cars they're so much more advanced. than they've ever been before thousands. of people still die every year in car. accidents if you have electrical storms. and the very famous case uh in Virginia. Brazil which um uh James Fox did this. documentary called the moment of contact.

it's amazing it's about this town in. 1996 in Brazil that experienced uh just. Universal sightings everyone in the town. saw these flying saucers and saw that. there was this giant lightning storm and. something appeared to have crashed and. these people went to the side of this. crash site and they said that there was. biological entities one of them was. badly injured this guy carried it this. police officer carried it he put it in. the back of a car they took it to a. hospital they kicked him out took it to. another hospital the guy who carried it.

developed a horrible bacterial infection. that they could not cure and he was dead. within two weeks they didn't know what. it was this documentation of them. bringing this thing to these different. hospitals there's documentation of this. guy dying of this horrible bacterial. infection there's all these eyewitnesses. the town when you enter into the town. has an actual statue of this [ __ ] UFO. that like is in the center like as. you're entering into the town like. they're famous for this incident wow.

they said the U.S Air Force sent a plane. down there to recover the wreckage and. return it back to America this guy David. grush who's The Whistleblower has. exposed that they supposedly have a. retrieval program for crashed UFOs and. that it's happened multiple times over. the course of human history. well I think they're not they don't want. to anymore I think there's part of it. that it's like it's not beneficial to. keep it a secret and that too many.

people who feel like this is an. important thing that the world should be. aware of and that maybe this could. actually be a uniting moment for us if. we realize that space daddy is really. like watching everything we do and like. there are something that's here whether. it's interdimensional whether it's from. another planet that would be that would. be very unifying very unifying you know. um but I don't believe it but I. appreciate it I think what do you think. is going on then why do you think. they're having these I think it's. impossible to keep a secret especially a. secret of that magnitude there's there's.

no way they're not keeping it that's one. of the things but they have since the. 30s according to these whistleblowers. but have they because look Bob Lazar. talked about this very program exactly. in 1989. exactly was he was he talking. about a drone program and do we have. technologies that that we are not aware. of that can do things that are make no. sense perhaps it's kind of like the. Manhattan Project right we might have we. might have some technological. breakthroughs that we are not sharing. with other countries and that may be the.

case to the U.S military may have uh. game-changing Technologies oh yeah yeah. that's certainly possible yeah a lot of. people think that's plausible to me a. lot of people think that's what that Tic. Tac incident is off the coast of uh San. Diego in 2004 it's a famous one where. Commander David fraver they they have uh. multiple instrumentation the the. documentation of like how where this. thing was and it was at 50 000 plus feet. above sea level and it went down to 50.

in less than a second it took off that. insane rate it's crazy they have. multiple Pilots 2004 yes multiple. multiple Jets more than one jet that had. visual contact with this thing they have. video of this thing taking off they. estimated that at the speed that it took. off there was some sort of like analysis. what it would do to a biological entity. and like it would turn you into jelly it. would just the amount of force required. to go that fast that quick it was. something like I forget what the g-force. was but it was something insane some.

some insane number of G-Force that it. was taken off that fast like there's no. way a biological entity would survive. right but the question is like why would. we assume that it's a biological entity. it doesn't have any windows it's this. round thing that looks like a Tic Tac if. there is some sort of advanced. propulsion system some some. revolutionary way of moving through. space and time that the US government. has developed you know in some Black Ops. program that seems very likely. impossible that seems more likely than. aliens visiting us but there's more than.

one incident and there's a lot of these. things and the possibility of alien life. in the universe although we've never. experienced it seems rational it seems. very rational and if you were going to. study an emerging civilization that is. both primitive and wore like and yet. insanely technologically advanced to the. point where they have nuclear weapons. they could transmit video through the. sky they have propaganda they have. tracking of their citizens like that's. us that's us right now and while we are.

these territorial Primal beings with. [ __ ] nuclear weapons this would be a. good time yeah to start exposing. yourself yes and to stop this nonsense. yeah and look. the reason why we named uh the rooms in. our club fat man and little boy is. because in UFO lore that's when they. started showing up after the detonation. the atomic bombs in Japan that's when. the UFO sightings ramped up and they. rampant mostly in the U.S right yes so.

that's interesting because the US was. the one that was the nuclear power so. and we were the one who was doing a lot. of [ __ ] testing yeah you know and. also we have all these military bases. who the [ __ ] has more military bases. than us who has more nuclear weapons. pointed at other people than us we're we. have them all over the place and there's. all these multiple sightings and. eyewitness accounts of like very. credible people who say these things. have hovered over military bases it'd be. pretty cool if uh these aliens were. benevolent overlords and they were like.

hey my children yeah or maybe even so. Advanced intellectually that the concept. of an Overlord is preposterous and. they're just biological management. they're just there's just the gardeners. tending to make sure the weeds don't get. out of hand and just like let this. process continue to play itself out. because this process of technological. innovation is. the everything that humans do yeah it's. what we do at the Pinnacle of our.

creation is we make better technology. well I always wonder about fractals and. whether or not like this idea of this. being a simulation this being you know. uh like we are we are kind of. replicating we are creating machines and. doing our best to create them in our own. image right yes and that's interesting. you know that's because our the the. mythologies that we subscribe to are the. idea that this God that we pray to made. us in His image and we're doing the same. thing now with robots and and computers.

and that's an interesting thing that we. seem to have this sort of um Paradigm. this this this idea that that um that's. the scaffolding for the way we think. right and to what end and and why are we. doing that maybe it's okay but has it. already happened are we are we the. result of that that impulse. that happened way longer a long time ago. I think we are the [ __ ] throwing chimps.

that are going to become the nuclear. physicist that's what we are the [ __ ]. throwing chimps from 2001 to become. Oppenheimer yeah yeah and then I think. this thing that we become is integrated. with technology it's probably some sort. of a hybrid it's some sort of a cyborg. that's wild because I think we're. already like on the verge of merging you. know all this talk of like neuralink and. all these various things we watched this. video the other day of this guy who is. uh Googling questions and getting. answers in his head with his headpiece. on it seen that thing yeah yeah that's.

so crazy incredible right so how long. before that is like that's pong I don't. know and then you have the unreal four. engine in 2023 that looks like a movie. no like how long before that technology. gets to the point where it's just. supremely Advanced and we we literally. are like God but my question really is. also the idea that that's engineering. right that's a tool it's Innovation it. but but there's there's and engineering. so there are two aspects to it one is uh. getting information faster and stuff.

which doesn't get you close to the truth. but it gets you information faster there. are endless facts but more importantly. um I I always wonder like why we are. given this I really believe that human. potential is pretty much infinite. whatever you can imagine and Beyond we. can do and we are doing we seem to be. doing this like think about how crazy. that is I can wear a headset and I can. do things with my mind and look up the. answer yeah that's insane that's magic. it's crazier than magic but there's a.

way to measure that and quantify that. and replicate that so it's not magic I. can do it and I can tell you exactly how. I get there which is even crazier so. uh what what is that what is that. leading us to it is nudging us closer. it's it's like the I think it's very. significant that we're getting a better. understanding of what it's like to be. someone else we are it's it's really. hard to say that an uh a yanamamo Indian. or whoever it might be is thinks about. things differently than I do when I know.

so much about how all these human beings. like someone in Iran. um someone in Jordan uh laughs and cries. and bleeds at the same thing I do uh you. know we we it's it's being prejudiced. based on what that person looks like. over there is becoming harder and harder. to justify where it was before we knew. about that we were like well those. people over there are quote unquote. Savages or they're this and the other. thing and I do think that we are getting. a better understanding of what it's like.

to be each other and being nudged in the. same direction I'm not saying we don't. yeah I think that's true too but why and. and uh it's interesting to think about. where that's where that's leading us to. what to what understanding to what. understanding and then when we have that. understanding what are we going to do. about that right and are we going to. pull it together and are the aliens here. to make sure that we don't [ __ ] it up. yeah. yeah that's the the beautiful idea the. terrible idea is that it's all us and. then it's all the big ruse and it's all. just drones that we're doing because we.

don't want China and Russia know about. it but we have insane propulsion systems. that operate on gravity and yeah. I think it is. it seems like both. it seems like us and it also seems like. there's some [ __ ] that we we just don't. understand and I don't know if those. people are telling the truth because if. the people that are telling the truth. that there's biological entities and. this is what Jackie Gleason said that. Nixon told him and Nixon took him on.

they were drinking you know that famous. story who knows if it's true it's it's a. legend but the legend is that Jackie. Gleason and Nixon were drinking and that. Nixon said you want to see some [ __ ]. aliens and they get on Air Force One and. they fly to some Air Force Base and they. go to a place where they have a crashed. UFO and they have biological beings that. are in freezers and Jackie Gleason sees. this and Jackie Gleason after that has a. house built in Upstate New York that.

looks like a UFO he became obsessed with. UFOs afterward there was a house it was. actually for sale at one point in time. yeah so he has this house that he had. shaped like a UFO and this is like who. knows if this is a true story yeah right. because it's like it was kind of sort of. disputed his ex-wife told the story or. something like that I forgot I I think. I think truly impossible to keep secrets. no I don't think so really no do you. think generational like generations of. of government bureaucrats can keep. something a secret sure I don't tell the.

the people the very highest level know. about it's very few people it's all very. compartmentalized they're always they. monitor everyone's phone calls. everyone's emails everything everyone. does at a top secret clearance level no. way I don't think you're right totally. impossible definitely not right I think. it's impossible listen man they can keep. secrets when people at high levels of. military can keep seeing yeah but people. are just rotating out they're retiring. they're dying yeah they probably wind up. [ __ ] Hillary Clinton and a lot of. those dudes. foreign.

yeah but it's not just so fun to believe. in it is possible it's a physically. possible thing to do especially if you. have the right people and they're. indoctrinated in the right way with top. secret clearance and by the way it's not. like these people don't tell their. friends and it's not like there's a. bunch of stories floating around because. there are there's a shitload of stories. that's what I'm saying but why why would. you like I would never keep that a.

secret I'd be like [ __ ] aliens here's. the thing when you have senators and. congressmen who find out about this and. they find out that military contractors. are the ones who have access to this. stuff because the back engineering. program has to involve someone has the. capability of recreating this so who. would that be that would be the people. that make jets if you've got someone. who's making you a [ __ ] a stealth. bomber and you have a crashed UFO those. are the people that you want discussing. like what kind of things you've. recovered from a [ __ ] alien crap and. can this be replicated no here's the.

problem with you don't you know me. [ __ ] because you don't know you. might be this is you're wrong no no no. no don't say you're wrong because you. don't know that's the problem with your. theory ready I'm sorry and I love that. you want to believe in this and so. whatever here's the problem okay there's. no law there's no written law that says. I'm not allowed to talk about aliens and. I mean at the level the top levels of. clearance like the most secret level. there is no world where if I'm a. government official and I take a bunch. of pictures and I come before Congress. and I go here's my evidence I'm blowing.

the whistle there are real aliens you. don't think they would go after you I'd. never go to jail violating your top. secret clearance no because it's not. violating my top secret clearance but it. would be nope because I'd never go to. jail for that because I'd be like you're. going to put me in jail for exposing. what everybody wants to know the whole. world would be like holy [ __ ] you guys. get this is assuming that you have. access to that material to extract there. are enough people whoever the people. maybe maybe not maybe those are the kind. of people that wouldn't do that Brian. listen you [ __ ] communist I don't.

like the way you think hi I'm blowing. I'm I'm shredding your UFO no you're not. where you think you are you're just. using these establishments you're. allowed to talk about UFOs never get in. trouble sound like your dad. and you're in here spreading propaganda. to the faithful listeners listen to this. listen to me there are no aliens and if. there are uh we'd know about it because. if there is you're going to come back on.

dressed like a clown agreed agreed. that's my bets I'm making with everybody. now I'll I'll dress up like a dress like. a clown I'll do it okay I'll be. wonderful you're gonna come open for me. at cap cities tonight I can't I have two. shows of my own you do but I'm excited. to see your shows. um you're there this weekend. no tonight tonight Thursday Thursday. this coming Saturday come out tomorrow. it's gonna be Friday and then I'm in uh. I'm in uh LOL comedy club in San Antonio. August 24 25 26th then Salt Lake City. September one and two twice guys Wise.

Guys I'm the best the best there it is. hello welcome to Club Wise Guys in King. Center Saturday September 23rd Melbourne. Australia my man's going over the big. pond Melbourne Florida oh not the same I. saw Melbourne King Center Melbourne I. was like that's a quick trip how are you. doing. that.com for my tickets all right I love. you brother I love you too thanks for. doing this lots of fun all right bye. everybody.

thank you. okay.