Joe Rogan Experience #2009 - Duncan Trussell

[Music]. by night. [Music]. let's go what's happening hello doctor. hello doctor. hello I feel good to be in a lab coat it. feels like um my opinion means more dude. it does I mean I love this is freaking. incredible like that you don't realize. the power in costumes until you got a.

lab coat on like if we were walking. around a CVS right people would ask us. for advice they'd probably like is this. the right spray for me isn't it amazing. it's amazing like what is the purpose of. a lab coat like why this particular coat. what is this. does this provide any protection is it. uh blood you want monkey blood on your. good shirt you gotta like wear the lab. coat because like you get blood right in. the late 19th and 20th early 20th.

centuries when many scientific. breakthroughs happen the white lab code. started to symbolize cleanliness and. scientific rigor. not only it made doctors and scientists. easily distinguishable but it also made. spotting any contamination easier that. makes sense was that a problem back then. mixing up your doctor with your. scientist is that a real problem was. that what they're saying it says it. makes doctors and scientists more easily. just oh together because they're both. not like costumes like doctor costumes.

scientists right you go to a doctor. doctor help me I'm not that kind of. doctor I'm a PhD I study nuclear atoms I. like that that acknowledges that this is. a kind of uh ceremonial yeah it's a. priest throw because it's like symbolic. more than practical for some people well. there's a bunch of those right like the. judges robe oh my God that's how weird. is that because if you had a guy who was. dressed like in a golf shirt with like.

shorts on yeah and a pair of Nikes and. he's like ruined judgment on things. he'll be like [ __ ] that guy who's that. guy yeah he's a regular guy. like a tank top yeah a dude in a tank. tops. a dude is dressed like Joe Dirt also the. hammer yeah they bang the hammer to like. signify that justice has been served. what a weird trick that is a I mean this.

is when you realize how. all of society has got occult aspects to. it like those are people in ceremonial. clothes yeah banging a ceremonial Hammer. if not a cult definitely cult. well yeah yeah it's like yeah yeah what. is the what's the the root of cult and. occult like what is the the the. connection to those those two words the. devil Satan saitan.

there's uh got to be some kind of. connection right. the the fascinating thing about cults is. that when they get to a certain size we. stop calling them Cults yeah like. they're really successful well the idea. is that there's no such thing as a. successful cult and that's really just. not true. okay the words cult and occult are. popular terms that should not be. confused with one another so what are. the differences between them cult the. term cult typically is used by the.

secular media to describe religious or. semi-religious groups whose members are. controlled in almost every single. Respect by a single individual huh some. good examples are hard Christians and. scientologists but that's not like a. single individual I don't think that's a. good definition you know what I'm saying. ah by a single individual that's not I. think that is a group that's the classic. I mean that right but they're saying. Scientology Scientology clearly has an.

organization. I mean there's one guy that's the head. of Scientology but they have like a. whole they're very it's a very complex. organization very complex well I mean I. think the idea is that the so the the. main cult leader generally has like the. doctrine deputies around them okay you. know he has his own sort of close Inner. Circle right in that case is true right. the bigger it gets and the deputies have. deputies or whatever you want to call it. and then and that's how you get a big. functional cult right right you know and.

and I think probably I mean it would be. safe to say that a successful cold. passes that barrier between what what. the [ __ ] you guys believe that [ __ ] to. what the [ __ ] you don't believe that. [ __ ] like your cult Doctrine becomes the. like language of Truth yeah and then. you've succeeded like then your cult. that's like the the you're one in a. hundred million maybe most cultures fail.

I imagine yeah but that's seems to be. just a natural pattern for for human. thinking and behaving that we for. whatever reason like naturally fall into. group think oh yeah and if we're led by. a very strong charismatic person that we. think is exceptional we'll accept it. yeah right like you and and. I you know we've talked about this I. didn't see the function in that like if. you like if you're in a situation that.

you don't know how to handle you want. the person who's the best at handling. the situation to say here's what we do. yeah and then that's great then that's. when it works right but it should only. be it should be situational right it. shouldn't be like you know everything. right that's where it turns into a cult. well that's like that that what is that. term that some people that are really. smart uh tend to believe they're really. smart at other things because they're. really smart at one thing they'll get a. distort it's a very common term I know.

what you're saying it's at the tip of my. time it's a distortion but it's a thing. that happens to you when you're really. good at one thing where you think you're. just exceptional period right and you. think you know more about me maybe you. know like there's scientists that are. really terrible about health they're. probably brilliant when it comes to. certain aspects of whatever it is they. study String Theory yeah sure but. they're they're their knowledge of. health their knowledge how to work their. own like I've talked to scientists like. I don't think vitamins are important. like what the [ __ ] are you saying.

thank you the smartest sorry it says the. smarter you feel the Dumber you are uh. the dumb people think they are smart and. the smart people think they're dumb. I feel like most people you're likely to. be very good at something and you openly. admit you're less confident at something. else however we've all met someone in. our work and life who always. overestimates their knowledge or ability. of a certain topic or skill where some. people are obviously incompetent in a.

particular subject you're like. confidently insist they know everything. that's when you start to wonder how on. Earth could this person be that well. stupid in fact this is not uncommon even. William Shakespeare mentioned it 400. plus years ago the fool thinks himself. to be wise while a wise man knows. himself to be a fool today this. phenomenon is known as cognitive bias of. illusionary superiority. so. um but it but it does have something to. do with you being good at something and.

being really stupid at other things. because you think you're smart what a. great insult to tell someone that they. have a daughter yeah that is a great way. to call someone dumb yeah well it's it's. interesting because that's what this is. the problem with the term dumb really. what it is is what are you focusing on. because there's very intelligent people. that didn't focus on communication right. they didn't focus on language they. didn't focus on proper grammar or how to.

structure good sentence they focused on. a particular act whether it's swimming. or whether it's chess or whether they. focus on whether it's playing guitar. playing pool I've met brilliant people. playing pool right I think I've told you. about my friend Johnny. who could do complex math in his head. yeah I mean not comp not complex but. math in his head so what you would do. you would you would one guy would have a.

calculator and we would do this at the. pool hall and then we would go 300. divided by five minus four plus 16 times. two and he would Bang Yeah he would just. rattle it out we would go what the [ __ ]. man yeah what it what the [ __ ] anybody's. homeless. did he say how he did the trick no he. just knew how to do it holy he could. just count dude he was just insanely. smart. but that implied like that's there was a. kid uh in my neighborhood who could do.

that and it was the like he was annoyed. because once you are known as being able. to do that that's all people do they. don't want to talk to you they just want. to get you to solve complex math and. then go like holy [ __ ] but like it makes. me think that like they're perceiving. reality in a completely different way. they must be they must be they have to. be they must be. this guy Johnny who he had a lot of. mental health problems like serious. mental health problems and drug problems.

but he was one of the most brilliant. people I've ever met and socially. brilliant you know he's a pool Hustler. yeah but he's very socially brilliant. like he knew when people were full of. [ __ ] yeah he knew when When people's. egos were flaring up he knew like and he. loved comedy it was like his favorite. thing and so I met him at the pool hall. and I took him to see comedy and you. know I took him to one of my shows and. he [ __ ] loved and he's like oh I love. when they call people out on their. [ __ ] like it was like he was like a.

social scientist yeah but also could. play all these different musical. instruments homeless. homeless I met a kid who was 16 years. old and he was a chess wizard who like. wanted to hang out with the bad boys it. was really interesting because he was. like the super nerd that all of a sudden. he was hanging out with these guys who. were smoking and gambling and he was 16. and he's like really rough pool hall and. he would sit down with this guy who just. got out of jail and this guy just got. out of jail and in jail learned how to.

play chess in his head so they don't. have a board so because they don't have. a board they have to call out the. numbers in their head so I'm watching. this. recently released prisoner and a 16 year. old super nerd played chess in their. head and they're calling it out and I'm. sitting there like it's like I'm. watching them do magic what yeah so like. C to Fourth seven yup yup yup and. they're keeping track of the whole table. in their head you just see it in their. head there was no arguments by the way. it's just you know you hear about you.

know I think we talked about the. mothership the other night but you you. hear about people who perceive numbers. as colors or something or as in it's. like their brain has made a different. connection because because if you think. about. um. what our eyes do with photons that's. insane that instantaneously it forms. time space around you with like zero. effort like it's interpreting all this. data color wavelengths all that [ __ ].

it's crazy yeah graphene color Synthesia. I want to show you people playing chess. in their head because it's crazy you. want to see it but what I was saying. there's no arguments like they never. said no no I had this that there there. was none of that right they knew exactly. they both knew exactly where everything. was and they were like check. they're seeing a table in there yeah. exactly it's like it's going to visual. it's like they're just seeing it and so. and they're keeping track of all their.

pieces and all their opponent's pieces. yeah. yeah man I mean that's wild watch them. do it it's really interesting to see do. you have that it's called blindfolded. chess skill apparently this video I'm. looking at oh it's got to be a skill. there's videos of people teaching you. how to do it oh wow. um but I'm trying to this is just like. people talking about it I'm not just. trying to find a. like a game I guess it's not showing two. people though it's not it's kind of hard.

to watch is there one that says uh how. to uh two people playing blindfolded. chess I figured something would pop up. by playing Justin is that it mate no. that's just a different kind of Chess so. that's what I thought this what is it. called again this is something else what. how do they what do they call. blindfolded chest how about just type in. two people playing blindfolded chest. chess. there it is blindfolded chest it's just.

one guy. here's a guy playing 48 games. blindfolded Jesus Christ wow what while. he's riding an exercise bike oh my God. that's so insane same time. oh my God that is so insane. um what is there a video eighty percent. win right. because. 80 can you imagine getting beaten that. chest I feel so bad he says he's.

developed a technique of a Memory Palace. oh my God. that is used by memory competitors. usually to remember things like numbers. or the order of playing cards he said. each game is like a room in a palace. yeah it's all there he explained the. chess.com I walk into my kitchen to see. that stack of bananas the abstract. images are an analog for specific moves. so presumably he now knows a lot of. different fruits.

wow that is so insane that Memory Palace. [ __ ] is really interesting because. you're like you're connecting your. memory to the visuals yeah. so I can go back to the beginning and. you can go through each I wouldn't I. wonder if that I mean this is. essentially a short-term memory thing. you're you're relying upon I wonder if. that. wonder if that does anything for your. long-term memory too. like I wonder if they do say that chess. is like one of the very best games for.

just just your cognitive function makes. sense yeah super complex yeah I mean. think of it's it's basically like. running with your brain yeah right did. you ever get into it no. it's scary it's it's pretty I I I only. got into it because I had a cool video. game where the chess pieces could fight. and so that made me like get interested. in like the most surface level I mean I. was horrible but you know the opening. moves and how each opening move.

there's statistically I think the right. opening second move to do against the. opening move and then you you all these. Combos and [ __ ] that you have to. memorize it's so and then you have to. think so many moves ahead so based on. all the possible things they might do. yeah producing all these parallel chest. timelines and you're trying to pick the. one that's like the one you went in. chess falls into that whole golf thing. with me I'm sure I'd love it yeah but I.

don't want to do that I don't I don't. have any time for anything new like that. I already have a problem with pool. you know I I I [ __ ] want to play it. all the time yeah well I mean it's a lot. easier to for me to like level up in. Diablo for then go to the gym right. infinitely easier and my brain does not. produce the same level of pleasure. leaving the gym but what is it like. 30 of that and I think sometimes if you.

are particularly weak you'll just settle. for that you're like you know what. that's fine I'll enjoy that and then it. just goes on and on you know you need to. have undisciplined people on your show. sometimes because I'm always struggling. with it you know what I mean and you're. like disciplined you but I'm I am like. it's an aspiration and so I'll get going. to the gym I'll start working out I'll. feel better than I've ever felt my life.

you know what got me to the gym by the. way I started going the last podcast. you described how you feel. not working out and I'm like that's the. last two years of my life. and then you know so I'm like [ __ ] I. gotta do this and like you know walking. out. it's simultaneously wonderful and kind. of sad because you walk out and you're. like I feel so good like yeah this is. all I I just had to do this yeah it's.

wasn't painful it's fun yeah and now I. feel great and you're like [ __ ] man. my ears I went off of it that's scary. when you're you know what I mean when. you when you're oscillating between. those two modes you know and and you. don't want to get stuck in the devil's. mode but you. you know it's a possibility you know you. somehow glued yourself to the this one. like you you don't seem to really like.

fall off. you know did you at first no. it's uh necessary for me. and it's necessary for me for mental. health and also I'm not I don't want my. body to fail like I don't I've seen. people my age yeah that don't exercise. and their shoulders don't work and their. knees are [ __ ] and they're always. tired and yeah like that's not a good. way to go through life if you want to. enjoy life you want to have as much. energy as possible and the best way to.

have as much energy as possible is to be. really fit be really fit and healthy and. eat good foods and take a lot of. vitamins take supplements to take you. know eat healthy food try to stay the. [ __ ] away from processed garbage don't. drink too much right don't don't do. anything bad for your health because. your your energy depends upon this. physical form and it's literally made. out of what you put in it yeah it's. literally made out of that both with. effort and with food right and with.

sleep yeah the effort that you take to. sleep right and then also the effort you. take to have a stress-free environment. you know the the effort that you take to. put out as as little [ __ ] as you can. and to like be nice to people as often. as you can and just sort of keep. harmonious fun people around you yes you. you feel better yeah you know like when. if I'm going through something like some. friends of Mines are squabbling and I.

have to like get in between them and. have conversations I [ __ ] hate it I. hate it worse I hate when people's. feelings are heard I hate when people. are mad at other people I [ __ ] hate. it and I think a lot of times it can be. avoided but if you could if you're not. avoiding it and you're just jumping in. it all the time yeah your stress levels. are so high your comfort levels are so. low you're always going to be feeling.

like [ __ ] and there's people that get. caught up in a cycle of that they're. always calling people out and getting. called out and insult and trying to find. the deepest burn and. keep that [ __ ] out of your life too. keep that [ __ ] out of your life but you. know don't don't. not call things out when something's. atrocious right but. just. the less [ __ ] you have in your life. whether it's [ __ ] you have to deal. with because you didn't exercise or your.

body's breaking down. it's like car maintenance like if you. just don't ever change your oil right. you could go a long time I dated I dated. this girl once when I was 22. and she. told me she had never changed the oil in. her car right I go how long have you had. this car. she started the car it was like literal. black smoke was coming out of the bag. holy [ __ ] she had a firebird and I was. like you've never changed your oil she. never changed the oil but your car was.

still driving that's a lot of humans. bodies. it's the same thing it's just it's very. similar you're not doing the maintenance. right yeah man it is uh it's interesting. like you just described. like two parallel universes that exist. side by side like and if I had to bet. there are more people in the. in the this coordinate is that what. you'd say in the in the in harmonious.

reality yeah then the harmonious one I. think that that probably. I mean I it's cynical to say but. probably what like 70 of people to some. degree are stuck in the gravity well of. whatever those things it's a gravity. well that's that because that's the. thing man you know. climbing out of that [ __ ] hole is the. hardest part but that hole has its own. gravity and the gravity is around. addiction to just the stuff you're.

describing you're addicted to drama. you're addicted to eating shitty food. you're addicted to like staying up late. and doom scrolling or whatever it's a. gravity and so then you gotta crawl out. of it to get into that other place yeah. and you get in that other place and. generally the first thing you think is. God this is incredible but then. the more you stay in that place you kind. of forget how bad it felt in the other. place and that's where the pattern can.

like you get sucked back into the. gravity well you don't like stay steady. in the discipline yeah I think that's a. lot of people like that is a it's more. people than not because our natural. human instincts are to you know it's. like to squabble it's like there's. natural squabble that's built into. people. but it's a pattern of behavior it's a. pattern of thinking you can recognize. that it's a dangerous pattern or a. shitty pattern or an unproductive. pattern an overall negative pattern yeah.

just get it out of there yes don't you. you can do that I've done it you can do. it people can do it you gotta you gotta. learn what it is you gotta admit. your own aggression yes because if you. don't then you trick yourself. as you engage in some conversation yeah. into thinking that there is an. aggression behind it and you know I. don't know if you can get rid of all. aggression and confrontation like I. don't know if it's possible to fully. drop it imagine but you know.

listening to other people too like I try. I have to do that people like you you. were being short. you know or you were whatever you got to. listen think it's even though I don't. think I was right your our vault your. volume might be different or something. we were having a conversation about this. last night in the green room too. it's like the way we talk to each other. as Comics like you know everyone had a. story of how they talked to their wife.

or their spouse like a comic once and. they're like what the [ __ ] did you think. was gonna happen you know where like the. way you would say something to me like. if I did something really stupid you're. like what the [ __ ] did you think was. gonna happen and I would start laughing. yeah but you can't make those kind of. jokes sometimes with regular people like. Regular People where you we were insult. like you could say like the most heinous. joke to Tony Hinchcliffe and he would. fall on the ground laughing holding his. time yes you could say terrible things.

about him and connecting him to Joffrey. from Game of Thrones and he'll he'll be. on the ground laughing right but if you. do that to just a regular guy that you. work with it's very likely he's going to. be severely upset oh very butt hurt and. we are so used to talking to each other. like that dude. I've made like permanent I don't want to. say enemies but I know there's people. who like won't talk won't talk to me now. because I forgot that and just you know.

I just out of a habit yeah just you. interact with him. uh and you can't you can't do that no. you can't I just put I just put a tear. eye drops in my eyes so my face was wet. as though from tears. walked out in the living room and told. our Midwife that Obama had died like and. thank God she has she laughed a sense of. humor but then suddenly I was like what. the [ __ ] am I doing my wife is looking.

at me like what are you doing. it's a midwife. you're coming out here with fake deer. saying Obama now Obama died that's. [ __ ] up everyone like went oh what. because you know it's would be so. upsetting but like and then I realized. like what am I doing. what am I doing you're doing what you. would do in the green room in my living. room you're always doing that when you. say something there's always like this.

what's. I know you should do it you should. definitely meet them. I remember that last night. you know what yes exactly that is with. comedians yeah we will shift from. reality yeah to just like making up a. story that with each other instantly. it's such a fascinating mode of. communication and it's definitely not. normal my favorite is when someone does.

it but with like subtle propaganda like. real on the edge like is he [ __ ] I'm. sorry no worries wait hold on God damn. it. sorry about that man dude it's a normal. thing what's going on here it happens. all the time I mean just check you know. yeah you're about to have a baby. pregnant while we're doing this okay. great about to have one more human. that's right and I'm very excited about. it uh but I I'm so sorry to that my. phone went off normally I would ignore.

it no no I know I get it. please continue do you remember what. you're saying nope yeah. yeah the the uh. the to me. like this once you start applying this. to everybody and you realize like a lot. of times we're like using a mode of. communication based on our experience. with our particular job or business or. whatever and trying to get other people. right or or even your the way you were.

raised right this is you learn this mode. of communication potentially from. lunatics like you can't choose where. you're born that's very true and then. those people enter into conversations. thinking that everyone else understands. their what it's like to come out of that. kind of universe man and then you're. like you're an [ __ ] no you're an. [ __ ] and it's like no neither of you. are [ __ ] you're just yeah applying. you're trying to get people into your. reality tunnel instead of at least like. finding the middle point between yours.

and theirs it's the worst especially. like it's one thing if you're having. some argument with some stranger. but especially when it's like a good. friend. Joe I remember what you were saying what. was I saying you're saying when people. have an agenda like when you're in a. conversation with somebody like that and. you detect some kind of slight agenda in. there somewhere oh I was saying you the. the some of your best fake arguments. about things you get real subtle with it. or I'm like where's.

what is he serious like is it right and. then you'll slowly all right. slowly enter into the Preposterous I got. you I got you yeah that oh yeah I know. exactly so if you're doing that with. like normal people it would take a long. time for them to figure out what the. [ __ ] you're doing and then when they do. they're like why. why did you do that. then they could never then they would. never trust you again yeah it's a. sociopath what you just told me is is.

his sister was eaten by a bear last week. do you know what I'm realizing there's a. there's another uh layer of Comedy. there's another layer of Comedy it's. Green Room comedy right Green Room. comedy is some of my favorite comedy eat. the best some of my favorite comments we. were crying last night we were crying. yeah every night and it's cool because. it's got this Rhythm to it yeah like. sometimes it gets quiet yes. start up again and it's so cool man yeah.

it's a really interesting thing it's. that two shows two shows a night is. goddamn magic because you get so loose. yes it gets so loose and so silly yeah. man I didn't yeah like the times I've. stayed I have to I leave because. you're about to have a baby fat baby but. the uh the times I've stayed. especially super late it's really fun. and so I think the other thing that's. cool about it man is uh I feel like. everyone is acknowledging how special it.

is like nobody's taking it for granted. everybody's like are you kidding like. yeah or do this is a possibility this is. happening yeah isn't it crazy that it. was an idea and now it's a real thing. yes it was an idea and now it's a real. thing that's the I had the wildest idea. about ideas once that what if ideas are. a life form and the way they manifest. in reality. is they they get into a person's brain. and then influence that person to take.

action to create them the same way like. a parasite will get into a grasshopper's. brain yeah like a water like those. aquatic worms and they convince the. grasshopper to commit suicide so that. they could be born like weird [ __ ]. happens with parasites what if ideas are. a life form. does everything that exists that human. beings have created just think about the. [ __ ] immense amount of objects that. we've created.

all of them came from ideas yeah all of. them and we think of this is my idea I. had this idea but we both know that. ideas are very strange they they come to. you in the weirdest of ways it's the. reason why people believe in the Muse. it's the reason why uh press Field's. book The War of art is so good yeah. because when he documents this sort of. Journey that he goes on every day when. he writes where he summons The Muse yeah.

he does it like and he is in my his mind. though it's a real thing and then starts. to write and and and treats it like a. ritual yeah you're gonna be there all. the time what is happening there like. what what are you summoning when you get. these ideas whether it's summoning. something that's a creative work like. literature or whether it's the invention. that changes Society forever right like. all of them came from ideas yeah and a. lot of them like a lot of like the great.

ideas like uh Tesla he just openly it's. it came to him in a vision yeah he saw. it like he doesn't even ascribe it to. his own mind it was like a a vision. don't you feel that way about some of. your best jokes that they just pop in. your head yeah but you know what you. know what's weird about Tesla and I'm. sorry you guys if I'm wrong about this. but I I I read it and was blown away I. think it was on his Wikipedia but I. could be wrong. apparently he was thinking about Faust.

when he had the vision now I hope I'm. not wrong about that you guys Jamie. Jamie would you mind I'm sorry dude I I. could be wrong and I I'm sorry y'all if. I am but the yeah so Faust is about you. know an alchemist he makes the. yeah. yeah how poetry inspired Tesla to design. one of his most important inventions. there it is fast yeah one of the Lesser.

facts uh known one of the Lesser known. facts about Tesla is that he was also a. great fan of poetry and it was an expert. of uh. Gerda Faust. Faust that inspired him to finalize his. invention of the alternating current. motor the term world-changing invention. certainly applies to this Innovation so. what inspired that was a poem I thought. it was a play a poem about.

an alchemist selling a sword of the. devil so all of modern technology. originated from the inspiration that he. derived from a poem about a satanic. bargain whoa isn't that wild when. Faustian bargain the Faustian bargain. was the according to the person who. invented it was the inspiration yeah for. technology that we are still. like using today like this yeah so that. so then you then you go back and you.

think well what what inspired Gerda you. know and then you realize it's like this. crazy wave of like it ripples through. time like you somebody gets a great. inspiration gets inspired writes it down. it's beautiful. I don't know how long passed between. when he wrote that and Tesla had his. vision but. certainly obviously Gerta probably had. no idea that when he. spent the time writing that thing and. trusted to write it down he was going to.

warp the entire planet his poem was. going to Ripple out and warp the entire. planet just from a poem that's wild man. isn't that crazy isn't that nuts. especially I mean it's So Meta you. weren't wrong it is a play but it's. written in verse. gotcha wow. 1808. 1808 someone writes a cool poem about. selling your soul the devil. [Music]. tried to now there's self-driving cars.

oh my God. ideas are strange I mean even back to. the club the idea of the club. you know when we were all talking about. doing it these ideas were just like yeah. and then we could do this and then we. could do that yeah should we have this. should we have that yeah and we we spent. a [ __ ] year and a half of doing this.

it was a long process before it actually. got built well that's the problem. with ideas because it's like they mimic. and I'm not just saying this because my. wife's pregnant they mimic childbirth in. the sense that there's some kind of. gestation period That's there's the in. you're inseminated with your inspiration. yeah then you got to start growing it. and then the the phases of growing it or. can be like really torturous and long. and like. somewhere in there you're like this.

sucks like this is really the dumbest. thing of all time and then you keep. working on it and maybe you realize. that's true or you you find the you fix. this like a puzzle yeah and but that you. know that is why so many people I think. are like letting inspiration come all. over their face but not letting it. inside. well it's I always tell people that the. way I try to think about things is. bandwidth I try to think about.

I pretend there's a number let's say. that number is a hundred I have 100 band. 100 units that I have for my information. for what I'm allowed to think about that. what I can use my brain for any time I. put stuff in there that's nonsense. anytime I put stuff in there that's. that's negative or unproductive or. at least unless it's funny yeah anytime. I'm putting stuff in there that's taking.

away from all my other stuff and one. thing that people need to understand is. that one of the things your brain will. do to protect yourself from whether it's. the pressure of success or succeeding or. accomplishing things your brain will. when you're presented with the stress of. trying to accomplish something it will. put extra emphasis on all these stupid. things in your life to distract you yes. and it almost like protects you from the.

stress of having to do the work and you. see people sabotage their lives sabotage. their careers you see it happen to. artists musicians Fighters comedians. it's a normal thing that we do just as. as human beings you you get freaked out. by what you know you should do so you. spend more time paying attention to the. things that that you shouldn't do yeah. man self-sabotage self-sabotage and very.

real very real and and based at least my. own assessment of it. it's based on the delusion. that. the feeling of procrastination is less. painful than the feeling of doing your. work and it couldn't it's the opposite. like procrastination you. spread it out across your life like your. weeks you just spread this nice shitty. coating of procrastination mild anxiety.

General like sense of like I'm a piece. of [ __ ] because you're not doing it. and then when you finally get around to. doing it you realize the thing you. didn't want to do is so fun most of the. time engaging interesting but if nothing. else you feel so much better because. you're finally taking care of it yeah. and you realize all that anxiety all. that if you if you somehow could. quantify the amount of anxiety you're. gonna feel procrastinating versus the. amount of anxiety you're gonna feel. doing something you know what I mean.

it's exponentially more anxiety from. procrastinating yes so the so the Logics. are wrong it's a [ __ ] up way of. dealing with a problem it's a master. procrastinator you know I feel like I. can talk about this because like having. identified. always feels better when you do it. always then you your brain will Orient I. think in a more healthy way I hope mine. does eventually no it I think also. Duncan you know you're you're so busy. and you're so busy with your family and.

you're so busy with your podcast you're. so busy with your Comedy Tour it's like. yeah. it's very hard to allocate time to do. stuff and one of the ways I have it easy. is I have a gym right here I have a gym. at home I make it easy so I do it right. and I just I have to do it if I don't do. it I don't feel good I don't think good. I don't act good right it's better for. me it's medicine and so I take my. medicine and then I'm hmm and then I'm.

happy Joe hello I'm everybody's friend I. want to give everybody hugs right I want. to be nice I want to see everybody. succeed and grow and I'm not in my own. head right I'm free right so I have to. be free I that and for me I feel like. the human body especially when you've. put a lot of Demand on that body over a. long period of time like I have it has. requirements yeah it's like a dog you. know when you have a dog one of the. things that I do with my dog is I. exercise that dude. I throw the ball for him I play with.

them we jump in the water and swim. together dogs need exercise right they. need it it's like a and when he gets it. he's like chill and relax and when he. doesn't he's like a little antsy you. know you could tell like he's a little. down right he wants to exercise he's a. he's a dog yeah it's fun he likes. chasing that [ __ ] ball let's go right. he gets so excited I always feel like. I'm boring him I'm like the ball again. he's like [ __ ] yeah the ball again let's. go yeah it's never not fun for him yeah.

and so. that's his medicine and and he when he. gets his medicine he's a happier dog. right. that's my medicine yeah it's just a. thing you have to do to maintain your. body at the best form yeah and if you. maintain your body the best form you. have the most energy even the most. energy for thinking you have the most. energy for activities you have the most. energy for anything physical that comes. up you know I I'd like being strong I. think it's important I think if I could. give if it was an option in pill form. like could you would you take this pill.

there's no side effects other than your. health will improve and you'll be much. stronger would you take everybody's. gonna take it sure everybody would take. it of course will that that exists it's. just not a pill you just have to. exercise for long periods of time you. know and be very consistent you made me. picture in my head. how [ __ ] up would be to come home. your dog is laying in bed playing video. games with like some Kleenex on the. floor next to it. you would take him to the vet like.

immediately you would take them to the. no I'd be like how long you've been. doing this man you could play video. games can you talk that's what I'd say. do you remember my bit do you remember. my bed about the talking dog yes. you can talk you can play video games. we're gonna be rich. oh. [ __ ] man I wish I wouldn't get high. anymore oh man the yeah if your dog was. playing video games it'd be the coolest.

thing ever you could go play video games. with your dog. what if he's good Society will collapse. like that would be the end of society no. one is [ __ ] anymore like they it does. they would with their dogs just get a. dog that's going to be a real problem. sometime soon anyway this is gonna be. they're gonna invent something that. allows you to orgasm with your mind. there's going to be some neural link. type deal where once they tap into. functions of the mind and start.

expanding the uh the abilities of these. uh neural links it's gonna be nuts and. they're gonna they're gonna figure out a. way to reproduce more effectively with. less errors without biological sex and. since gender is just a construct anyway. everyone's just gonna slowly eat plastic. until your dick shrinks and we're all. going to become aliens you know man. before we become aliens. which I I honestly I I buy into that.

idea but before we become aliens all the. weird [ __ ] in between us becoming aliens. that's the part that like what the. neural link stuff or the inevitable. whatever the brain interface shows up as. the. inevitable day that someone hacks into. whatever the server is that's dishing. out. feelings or whatever it is to people. attaches there will be like an orgasm. wave because someone's gonna hack it.

someone's gonna simultaneously give like. an incredibly powerful orgasm to. everyone on the planet and you'll just. watch it around you as people like come. super hard because everyone's neuro link. got hacked like if that's gonna happen. or whatever whatever I mean or something. more Sinister something I don't think if. I was an evil dictator I'd make. everybody come yeah but if you're a. troll you would if you're unfortunate. 100 it definitely happens 100 100 an.

orgasm wave yeah you'd watch like the. president they'd time it with the. president's speech and you see what. Biden looks like when he comes probably. starts yelling oh. Bang Bang. yeah I mean that's the I love that part. of society it is interesting though how. there is a subconscious to society like. yeah that that within Society there's. the. self that people present and then.

underneath it there's all the [ __ ]. nobody sees all the [ __ ] that people do. behind closed doors all the [ __ ] that. isn't that person they put out front. yeah and you know the bigger the. tension between those two things is the. the worse your life is going to be but. the yeah man it's just weird to think. about that like no matter what no matter. how professional a person presents us no. matter how like they've got it together. they seem to have it together you don't. know yeah you never take spaghetti baths.

they could go home and just cover. themselves in spaghetti and and cry a. lot of crying yeah so that to me is. interesting like within Society is a. whole hidden realm and specifically as. far as I'm aware. no one has seen a president come in the. public like it's more secret than aliens. like there's no video of a president. coming. there isn't that I'm aware of. we will never know you don't think on. Epstein's Island those videos of.

presidents coming like you would play. them like over and over again well do. you why do you think Epstein had that. giant painting of Bill Clinton in a. dress in his foyer. dude do you know that picture yeah that. painting Epstein's taste in art was not. great like if you look at the show that. was great that that painting is like I. got you [ __ ] that's what that is all. right you got a president who was on the.

flight logs 26 times. with Epstein and you got that guy in a. [ __ ] dress in your house okay I'm. dumb I'm sorry dude I'm officially dumb. because I've known about that picture. and I've just been like why would. anybody want that is I got you [ __ ]. that's just still like hey yeah that's I. got you [ __ ]. that is terrifying that's terrifying. imagine if I knew some horrible dark. secrets about you and you came over my. house and I have a giant painting of you.

right when you walk into the front door. yeah of you in a dress yeah and I'm like. hey buddy hi welcome you. you're right how [ __ ] terrifying that. would be that's terrifying you know he. knows about it. I mean you walk right in and Bam there's. that painting and now you kind of. control a president holy [ __ ] dude holy. [ __ ] well that's right 100 what they. were doing.

100 what they were doing dude I just. don't even want to think about I don't. want to think about all the like. entities we'll never even know about. that ride presidents around like a. [ __ ] horse they just Gallop around on. them just riding them around we got. another president. we did it we last so that's the other. one we got one and and they and that is. so crazy to think about like a president. who is being extorted the president of. the United States being extorted yeah.

and like what that would feel like to be. the president and know that you are no. longer actually the president yeah that. you are now the like you are just a. puppet of some other [ __ ] thing oh. dude I hope that's not I I I would I. think you're right but God damn that. Sinister I wish it was just bad taste. just shitty [ __ ] art on your walls. no ugh no you can't the shitty art of.

your friend who you flew with 26 times. right Joe I just thought I didn't put it. all I'm dumb I didn't put it all. together you're right man no that is. clearly what that is yeah clearly. oh it's wild it's wild I gotta pee me. too all right let's come back. where were we man we you were creeping. me out because you were like there's. like you have a talent for creeping me. out man like uh like when you describe. bear attacks yeah it [ __ ] me up for a.

while or shark attacks but yeah we were. talking about uh. we're talking about the Epstein Clinton. painting and how you know sort of like. the implication of anything like that or. the reminder of anything like that is. because the the our leaders are human. and humans are culpable and hackable and. it's easier to invade a country or take. over a country by just control the. leader you control the country so. there's a clearly a pressure there. there's obviously people who would love. to do that and.

probably try would try and have probably. succeeded a few times meaning that our. understanding of democracy as like the. president represents the people it's. like totally wrong that in fact it's. potentially someone being controlled by. people you'll never meet or maybe never. even knew existed. yeah it's creepy that can't be true. well it's got to be true.

because if it was well. they would never if you had an enormous. organization that controls everything. you control everything in the country. would you really let a new person just. run it every four years right in. whatever way they like right. wouldn't you if you're there forever. you're there forever you're not there. for four years yeah you're running the. various agencies and like wouldn't you.

make sure over time that you secured. enough control that the president really. is just sort of a figurehead. Joe. I'm a doctor and oh I'm sorry but it. seems like you're. misinformation no yeah Mal information. malinformations put the thing up say. this was fact-checked and is wrong. because to me it feels like yeah you're. like implying. that the presidents.

president of the United States past. presidents. or controlled. by secret groups or on corporations or. something yeah. that sounds crazy well it's preposterous. democracy that's not even possible. nobody nobody on this planet would ever. want to control the United States. without having to invade it nobody would. ever want to do that or try to do that.

or succeed in doing that God damn man. you definitely couldn't do it with money. no presidents don't like money no they. generally shy away from it most of them. are dead broke even when they're in. there in the White House like you know. like they're like dead [ __ ] broke. that's why Bill Clinton ate McDonald's. every day every day and people had a. loan of money and [ __ ] dude he would get. his car booted and couldn't perform to. get the boot off. yeah this is why all of our American.

politicians are like they're poppers. when they get out middle income it isn't. a while how much they actually make. it's an insane amount of money. and you look at how much money they get. after they get out of the White House. yeah like. what are you doing. Wow Let's make that much money you you. just got back into business yeah you. weren't in business at all and jump back. into that housekeeping business now.

you're worth hundreds of millions of. dollars that's kind of crazy you know. just some you know actually I have a. blind investor I have a boy what do they. call it where they don't know the. Investments being made like I just. happen to have like a really good. business due to like invested the ten. thousand dollars I saved up before I. became president and it turned into. millions the most transparent one is. speaking fees. because it's speaking fees are a way. that you can give people money. you could just give them money and they. they perform a thing they talk and they.

can be the most uninspired nonsensical. horseshit talk it doesn't matter they're. going to get a half a million dollars. that's right that's right that's just a. normal amount of money that you get and. then you go here and you make it over. there and you go here and make it. already collect from everybody so you. have some sort of financial Arrangement. but that Financial Arrangement is about. speaking fees see this is what I'm. talking about man this is the liminal or. subliminal part of the human.

experience what you're talking about. right now is upsetting to people. uh but also a lot of people will say. don't even talk you're not even supposed. to say that like and and even though. it's true like even though it's in plain. sight trackable traceable precedent for. it in the past not even that like. astounding. you were supposed to like rest in this. strange dream world where. human beings.

experiencing some of the most power you. can have in the world. don't go a little or totally or. completely insane or don't get hijacked. or don't get like we're supposed to. pretend that doesn't happen right when. you look at the president. look like. does Biden seem like he be hard to trick. [Laughter].

would you even have to trick them though. maybe I mean I think. it's so hard to know or what goes on. behind those closed doors and they're. making decisions don't want to see they. made it they sent an extra bit how many. billion dollars they accidentally sent. to Ukraine two 6.2 billion was an. accident they accidentally they. accidentally sent it yeah 6.2 more than. they were supposed to well then they. just sent some more that must have been. a rough phone call that accounting error.

provides an extra 6.2 billion for. Ukraine military aid whoops sorry hey. what's up it's Duncan uh look I can't. you know I kind of [ __ ] up I was on a. little bit of ketamine when I was doing. that uh you whatever the transaction. so uh can you send back the 62 billion. dollars 6.2 6.2 billion dollars actually. sent to you can you just send it back. because you think if it's a clerical. error right. then they're gonna be like oh [ __ ] you. know I didn't notice the 6.2 billion.

dollars going into my account that's how. rich I am I'll send. there's so much money because like at. some point you know it's just I don't. even know what it is just billions lots. of billions yeah it's pretty weird the. Pentagon said Tuesday that it. overestimated the value of the weapons. it sent to Ukraine by 6.2 billion over. the past two years about double early. estimates resulting in a surplus that. will be used for future security. packages oh don't worry about it just. use it for future security packages it's.

a Security package it's a surplus what. do we know man security packages we. don't know [ __ ] and that's just saying. we're gonna keep sending money for. everyone Security package. uh uh it'll just go back into the pot of. money that we have that we all have. allocated that's a big [ __ ] future. Pentagon stock drawdowns look at that. future Pentagon stock drawdowns ew. why does that sound like they're playing. a game you know what I'm saying that's.

like sounds like a game Carlin's got the. ultimate bid on it man like the. evolution of War language you know it. used to be called shell shocked but then. they changed it like it's like the. middle the the whatever that language is. is inevitably. confusing it's confusing and it's also. it it has this air of authority to it. like the judge wearing the robe yeah. Yeah Yeah. by by talking about it that way stock.

drawdowns and you know pentagons to. allocated money it's the same money but. um in may they found three billion more. back then so I don't know if that's 10. or if it's whoops they just doubled with. it well their keyboard's probably broken. all right like it's a mistake it's a. mistake but it makes mistakes for people. but we're all doing the right thing easy. to [ __ ] it up man it's like we got to. take it easy on these people and again. like. you if you even though it is like. mainstream news yeah that's what I like.

that's so brilliant about it is that. they're just like yeah you know it's a. pot we had a pot yeah and it goes in the. same pot no big deal there's other stuff. and it goes out there everyone sees it. everyone's busy dude yeah and no one has. time to really like start thinking about. no. 3.2 billion dollars uh 6.2 6.2 billion. dollars that we've all. put into that pot like is every single. person living in America has put some.

dollars in that pot and some of those. dollars you know bridges are [ __ ]. collapsing. you know it's it is should be mildly. frustrating to people mildly frustrating. to realize 6.2 billion dollars of like. Fairman checks. teacher checks nurse checks the front. line workers that's that that that money. is like doesn't that matter enough to. for them to like be more careful about.

it and also when they [ __ ] up like that. where's the apology. you just blew six billion dollars of tax. money. and it was a mistake you're not keeping. like imagine if your accountant made the. same mistake just basic account. would you. keep that accountant as your accountant. and if you did you're a [ __ ] idiot. you got to fire that account and get an.

accountant who doesn't like misplace. so much money right yeah and especially. if the accountant didn't apologize which. is like oh right well you see. we have a different pot where some of. your money it's a pot thing it's. allocated. do you know how complex our pot system. is you should see it I've got a thousand. pots back there varying sizes they did. change according to astrological uh. shifts don't even worry about it it's.

just a pot. I kind of gotta go okay. fine like it's so frustrating it's so. frustrating it's very wild dude very. it's very wild that they just keep. printing money. jacking up the inflation printing money. I love that one because it mixed into. the printing money thing which obviously. have money printers what's really funny. about that is somehow people believe.

that. that money is like doesn't go just right. hot off the press to like people in the. building like or that it doesn't like. some of that money gets shifted around. and like you know or some of it is. printed and I know I'm sure there's like. no there's Securities in place. we have Securities in place it's. numbered we've got come on right. somebody if you have a money printer in. America are you [ __ ] kidding me if. you're the main printer of money in. America like you're the one who like.

presses enter on the computer to print. out two trillion dollars. wow you're like that's like living next. to the sun you're just. being that person what does money even. mean to you nothing it's like it must be. so weird this is so weird these pieces. of paper are everything that people are. struggling for and you know the smell of. it you come to work you come home and.

you smell like money you smell like the. ink they use for money you you have to. pour ink into I mean like why are they. what's the ink come from where's the ink. and who puts it in and what is like the. ink that the pre-money ink look like not. only that they have to do it in a very. complex way so it can't be easily. duplicated I mean just think about how. silly it is that paper money. like it's paint it's kind of paper paper. it that it you can't duplicate like no.

one can duplicate that like you have to. make it so complex that it can't be. counterfeit and change it up yeah they. have like little things in them like. like you look at it a certain way with. like yeah I've seen it I mean it's. gotten increasingly like you know how. you talk about the uh I love it the race. The evolutionary race like every time. like uh gazelle has to get a little bit. faster and then if it's getting faster. the Predator has to increase its speed. and so there's this like evolutionary.

pressure to like keep things going. faster uh. same with counterfeit right it's got to. be like so they're like okay we solve. the problem we put a like triple. hologram uh underneath that is it would. require 700 micro sheets of paper to. duplicate. somebody's looking at that and being. like how much money would it cost to. duplicate that and they're like oh. probably a million dollars and they're. like great we'll pay for it with the. money we print.

well take the loan print the money and. pay for it and then they're like [ __ ]. they figured our duplication technique. and then our hologram technique and then. they're like [ __ ] we got to put. something else in there and then it's. just a never-ending I imagine like how. long before we're a cashless Society. hopefully forever dude I hope I hope. forever I hope we Nev like it is so. scary to imagine. the like losing the privacy. losing it all completely because every.

transaction is in the public eye or. observable that's really scary man I. mean it's like I don't even do anything. interesting with my money like except. like. the tip on the road like you know I use. my card and I know that's the argument. is that's traceable I realized that but. it's scary because it there's an option. if you want to just like blow some cash. on something you can't it you could just. like no one will know it's the whatever. it is right not that I would ever use. cash for anything other than legal.

purposes it's just like the you know. what I mean like the like one day in the. future everything will be traceable. that's right and that's you know this is. where I get this is where being raised. an Episcopalian. in the Book of Revelations it's gonna as. a Christian you're gonna read it this is. where I get scared because it's too. similar to the mark of the beast it's. too similar to exactly what it says you. won't be able to trade you won't be able. to do anything unless you have the mark. unless you bear the mark.

so what is that that in the term in the. how is that describe how's the mark of. the beast described in the Bible. we should read it. because I think you're on to something. we're now officially podcasting. this is [ __ ] it we're opening up the. Book of Revelations. yeah the mark of the beast it's like you. can't do anything you can't sell you. can't if you don't take the mark you're. [ __ ]. I mean that's that's that like if you. remove.

the ability to trade currency in a. private way yeah you now can you you are. now controlled you are now monitored. that's like or. then I saw another Beast rising out of. the earth it had two horns like a lamb. and it spoke like a dragon it exercises. all the authority of the first beast in. its presence and makes the earth and its. inhabitants worship the first Beast. whose mortal wound was healed it. performs Great Signs even making Fire.

come down from the Heaven to Earth in. front of people. and by the signs that it allowed to work. in the presence of the Beast it deceives. those who dwell on Earth telling them to. make an image for the Beast that was. wounded By The Sword and yet lived. and it was allowed to give breath to the. image of the Beast so that the image of. the Beast might even speak. cause those who would not worship the.

image of the Beast to be slain. it also causes all both small and great. both rich and poor both free and slave. to be marked on the right hand or the. forehead so that no one can buy or sell. unless he has the mark. that is the name of the Beast or the. number of its name this calls for wisdom. let the one who has understanding. calculate the number of the Beast for it. is the number.

of a man and his number is 666. you know what's so wild about that stuff. reading that is it's really clear that. they spoke differently. and also really clear that you're. getting a translation from another. language. like this is the best version of the. English translation they could give us. it gets weirder when you get to the. original like when you get to the.

original because like you know one of. the reasons that seems weird is because. that that's a that's a code that like. it's not like it's meant it's encoded. like there's some kind of like other. thing in there. um Jimmy just pulls this up the. classical uh Greek word. um. uh translated as Mark of the Beast. Revelation 13 16 can also mean any Mark. engraved imprinted or branded stamped.

money document or coin the mark of the. beast is interpreted differently across. the four main views of Christian uh. eschatology eschatology. dude so that that's a code number one. too you know just one way to connect to. it and it helps when you're on a. psychedelic is forget about the. weather or not any of it makes sense but. imagine like a mind produced that yeah.

so whoever wrote that. like yeah what was their Consciousness. like dude that's some heavy [ __ ] like. and it's so specific and when you get to. the original. uh at least I haven't done it for the. Book of Revelations but the Book of John. it's it becomes even more. intense and more like wait what like in. the beginning was the word logos logos. so in the so you realize suddenly like. within it is this psychedelic cosmology.

that in the beginning there was like. truth there was this truth reality and. then that truth like manifested extruded. itself into time space for a second to. uh like talk about like heaven or to. talk about like the real reality outside. the simulator whatever you want to call. it and and and uh. this is the best and it gets translated. a lot of different ways it was something. like it was a light in the darkness and.

the Darkness did not understand it so. it's like the truth appears in the. darkness the darkness is like I don't we. don't even know what this is I can't see. it I don't I don't understand it and. then and then that was the like Jesus is. a representation of that the. manifestation of that possibility of. like pure truth appearing in a world of. darkness and whoa dude that's [ __ ]. cool regardless of historical truth or. whatever that's just a beautiful and.

deep heavy way of talking about. um parallel universes or or or or or the. possibility of uh things happening on a. planet where people have gotten. completely lost where suddenly in the. midst of that something appears that. isn't lost that is like. a pure representation of a higher. Consciousness or something sometimes it. likes to talk it's like when you uh it's. like sinning like you're putting.

yourself in one of your Sims in Sim City. you just go down there and you're like. okay like here's what's going on and. then pop back out. and then they kill him that's the best. part is like the the and so the Book of. John I just looked this up because I'm. writing about it but the Book of John is. Matthew Mark Luke synoptic gospels they. have the same stories in them mostly. John not synoptic and has all this weird. [ __ ] in it and not that any of the other.

stuff isn't weird but particularly weird. stuff in it and so those three gospels. they have within them something that. I've always struggled with understanding. the logic which is to be cleansed by the. blood of Jesus sacrifice the God child. drink his blood sins cleansed whereas. Book of John it has less of a focus on. that and and or the Redemption through. the crucifixion and more saying the. crucifixion itself was the ultimate.

because it was the like collision. between light and darkness where light. instead of getting aggro. fighting back. just like prayed for the people killing. it and died and like dude you're not. gonna sleep at night if you're. crucifying somebody who's praying for. you. who's like looking at you and loves you. not in a fake [ __ ] spiritual way but. loves you and knows you know has known.

you forever and loves you and truly. forgives you oh dude that [ __ ] the. whole game up it ruins Darkness it's the. ultimate atom bomb in the face of power. yeah go ahead and kill me dude it's. really cool so well you know regardless. that the Book of Revelations and all of. that stuff I think it it clearly. emanates from an expanded Consciousness. if nothing else like if you think there. really was a Jesus.

well I think you know I read that. controversial book by Reza Aslan about. Jesus it's pretty good it's called oh. geez Jamie I'm sorry I don't know the. name of it I it's I'm so dumb man I can. remember what books say but I can't. remember their titles but yeah he says. apparently there are references to. Zealot and it's controversial I know. some people don't like it but I enjoyed. it but it says like apparently they're. references to A Jesus. but never described as.

um Messiah but as a magician who was. going around healing people and stuff so. there is some reference to the the being. but you know I like I I get so bored. with the attempt to find the historic. Jesus because I think it really misses. the point all together like I I think. like you get so caught up in like trying. to like find the Grail or whatever that. you lose track of regardless of the.

truth of this being walking the Earth. does it change the substance of like The. Parables and their referencing of some. realm a Transcendent realm a possibility. outside the suffering of the mundane. World outside of like sucking Emperor. dicks so you can get a little bit of. power actually there's something in any. person's life like you can just like. wake up and see it in the Kingdom of.

Heaven knows this so to me I don't care. if just a lot of smart people who are. trying to convey a an ancient. cosmology. created like a character to embody that. because I don't think that was to me. that's not the point I know for a lot of. Christians it is and I don't mean to. offend y'all it's just you know I I'm. sure any Christian out there if you're. not like wrestling with the Bible anyway. you know you shouldn't wrestle with it. you're it's meant to train you and get.

into your head and like grab you and. confuse you and then it's a it's an. amazing work it really is like the New. Testament I mean I mean all of it wasn't. that one of the controversial uh aspects. of when Martin Luther translated it. when they translated into phonetic. language so that people didn't have to. know Latin to yeah to read the Bible. yeah the and he one of the more. controversial things is he was like I. think he was expressing something very. similar to that that you're really.

supposed to like get out of it what you. get out of it it's open to your. interpretation I think it would it loses. all its power if it requires. an actual flesh being. and and and I get why people want that. and I understand I understand the. argument but like to me with it written. within it is like you know the communion. for example right. Jesus never said. here's how we are going to do communion.

he did like say something really quite. beautiful about which is like exactly. the like maybe the sweetest thing you. can say to your friend. if you're dying which is when you eat. good food remember me and when you drink. wine I'm gonna be in that wine oh my god. oh that's so sweet it's so beautiful and. it's like such an invitation for. everybody like anyone you can all eat. I'm in your bread I'm in like I'm in. what the life force itself to the point.

where you can connect with me just. through basic like dietary stuff I love. that it's beautiful like it's such a. great way of [ __ ] up the middle man. the priest class the hierarchical. [ __ ] it's like no I'm here I'm. completely with you right now yeah just. you you got to reach out and so these. whoever what whoever wrote that I think. that's what they were saying because. like we're you're kind of in a weird.

part of the Multiverse where it's easy. to forget there's a lot more going on. than what you think is going on there. yeah and it's easy to fall prey to all. the tricks of that place because it's a. trip turkey place that wants you to. worship it and and you don't have to do. that like that's beautiful right so yeah. I don't care who it I don't care who. whoever wrote it or the people who wrote. it or the you know the how whatever the. true story is it's going to be a mystery. forever but yeah but it's such a. fascinating mystery it is like I wish I.

could read Aramaic and then read the the. Dead Sea Scrolls God I know man because. that's the oldest one we know of right. that's the the oldest version of the. biblical stories I'm pretty sure man I. mean I wouldn't. I'm pretty sure I imagine there's. fragments and stuff that like it's so. fragmented that they had to use DNA to. determine whether or not the Scrolls. were from the same cow so like when you. would find pieces of animal flesh that. were from different cows they knew okay.

we'll put that in this pile God damn. dude that would have been a fun. archaeological date to be working on oh. but also I don't know what a mind [ __ ]. you know like trying to piece that. puzzle together and try to figure out. how old is the Dead Sea Scrolls like 4. 000 years old or something dude I don't. know I have no idea see how old the Dead. Sea Scrolls are. I know they found him in qumran they. found them in clay tablet or clay pots. third Century BCE wow wow.

yeah man I mean then then like when you. get into like the uh. Torah Hebrew when you get into like the. a lot of the stuff Jesus was referencing. and you and you get you you realize like. not only is it like powerful writing. with like incredible parables in it. about like ways society collapses or. families collapse or a life collapses.

it also is like mathematical like that. that you know I can't remember the name. of it there's a whole thing where you. like the number you know I know we've. talked about this God in nature same. number like Modern Love is the same yeah. so it's ancient Hebrew they're they're. numbers doubled as letters yeah and then. you see there's an intentionality to. that patterning yeah and so then then. you realize like oh so like on top of. telling these and Powerful stories they.

figured out a way to encode within the. powerful stories more information yeah. that only people are gonna find if they. dig deeper that's designed to be there. for you if you want it but you've got to. want it you gotta take human beings like. that language is too complicated let's. abandon it learning that [ __ ] they. abandoned it you're thinking about how. complicated ancient Hebrew oh yeah I. guess you're right yeah anymore. uh also uncovered was a 6 000 year old. skeleton of a partially mummified child. in a 10 500 year old basket which.

Israeli authorities said could be the. oldest in the world a CT scan revealed. the child's age was between 6 and 12. with the skin tendons and even hair. partially preserved. 2021 I don't remember hearing about this. I don't remember hearing about that I. don't I've never heard that wow that's. like 8 000 BC ish or even a little 8500. BC when they found this basket was made. wait what is that can we read that among. the recovered texts which are still all.

in Greek is Nahum one five six which. says the mountains Quake because of him. and the hills melt the Earth heaves. before the world and all that dwell. therein who can stand before his wrath. who can resist his Fury his anger pours. out like fire and rocks are shattered. because of it. [ __ ] I mean that's nature wow. says the authority said these words. differ slightly from other Bible.

versions shedding a rare light on how. biblical texts changed over time from. its earliest form. the Dead the Desi Scrolls have a lot of. really weird stuff in them like what. well you know the the Christian stuff. the the the John Marco Allegro stuff. from um the sacred Mushroom in the cross. that's that's all his interpretation and. I'm sure you would have to be a scholar. to understand even what the [ __ ] they're. saying but he was essentially saying. that you can trace back the word Christ.

to an ancient Sumerian word which means. a mushroom covered in God's semen. and he thinks that when God orgasmed on. the earth things would Blossom from it. this is like what the way ancient people. used to think of when it rained they. said literally think God was coming and. then when those mushrooms would just. appear out of the grass which you know. mushrooms grow really quickly you know. that yeah so when people would wake up. in the morning and see these mushrooms. after the rain and they would eat them.

and trip their [ __ ] balls off yeah. John Marco Allegro believed that this. was the source of the original. Christianity wow it was a lot it was. about psychedelic rituals and it was. about fertility cults. yeah it was about people trying to. trying to duplicate trying to have. children. I mean that's crazy man yeah oh God that. would have been so fun to trip back then. like it's from God's jizz eat it unless.

your knee breaks and there's no doctors. just know nothing you just die infection. die yeah there's some drawbacks oh. there's a lot of drawbacks on some. drawbacks no penicillin no antibiotics. no vitamins no grocery stores no hand. washing no hand washing no knowledge of. what what's going on with bacteria they. probably wash their hands occasionally I.

mean. they're killing fish I'm sure there's. [ __ ] we're not doing right now I'm sure. there's a species that we should be. doing like some thing where in the. future they're like they didn't they. didn't tap their pineal glands every. morning right. there was one hack yeah just one hack. that makes you live longer but yeah man. I think if you explore. the Psychedelic universe as a as an. existent place.

that is has its own Consciousness its. own mind and is interested in spreading. itself into like little bubbles of. like I don't know parts of the universe. that have forgotten about it yeah. because that's the thing we get amnesia. of it here everyone's Amnesia to that. reality it it it exploring like you know. the idea that it sometimes it wants to. send a letter here yeah it tries to. break through not just with Jesus but. with any like of what we call a messiah.

or a prophet or whatever oh it's just. some it's like a leak in the damn. separating us from eternity and Paradise. and these leaks appear in the form of. people saying these things that run. counter to power structures and almost. immediately the leak is sealed or. crucified or whatever and then the. whatever they were saying it's co-opted. and suddenly a hierarchy appears within. the thing so now you've got a priest.

class in Christianity there's a there's. a entire hierarchical systems of. Christianity. and that's fascinating to me because. like the the thing that my understanding. of it is like you don't really need a. priest class like you don't need any you. and me. like you and Truth. you get to. you get to hang out together without. anybody yeah telling you actually that's. not. the real truth your mind is broken. here's what brings us back to Cults yeah.

when one person is the person who. decides. the way things should be and. yeah makes the rules the translations. yeah and they dress like the Pope. they dress it was like the boat there's. a well I mean there's so many costumes. for it yeah like but generally if you. see someone wearing a costume and it's. not Halloween. you know or you're not at like a a. convention you better watch the [ __ ] out. especially if the person wearing a.

costume is telling you that they. are such an authority on this subject or. that that you can't even [ __ ]. question it that you're questioning. itself is offensive now you got to watch. out because if that's happening you. could be in a cult like if someone's. telling that to you if they're like we. don't even ask that question. yeah that's you better watch the [ __ ]. out because that once people start doing. that man yeah you know they shut down. then now they're shutting down the truth.

or the joy that comes from. turning on the light in the darkness you. know like the joy of when someone comes. to you confused truly confused and you. give them like real data that can change. their lives you know what I mean now. you're ruining that possibility not to. mention you're telling people not to. trust their rational mind like the. essence of who they are like it could be. off a little bit. gotta watch out man. people in costumes.

yeah people in costumes and it's just. wild that it works police uniforms and. you know look if cops how to just wear. guns and like a badge around their neck. with regular clothes. that would be a disaster because like so. many like at least now if you want to. like impersonate a cop you got to like. go to a costume shop. you know what I mean now anybody like. I'm a cop isn't that crazy though like.

they have an outfit they wear an outfit. yes with a with a star someone with a. like a special star that imbues power I. mean this is credentialing right like. this is like once you have Gandhi to. University for a certain amount of time. gotten deeply into debt to the banks. you were given a credential or like a. license right to practice whatever the. particular thing is that you went to. school for but you you like essentially. have like given the banks all this. [ __ ] money to get a magic star on.

your certificate where people know okay. this person is the real deal and uh that. that is really like fascinating man that. that you know when I go to a doctor I. want to see some [ __ ] certificates on. the wall but I have never in my life. going to a doctor. like remember the certificates and gone. home and like did he really go to that. University. well they have caught people doing that.

pretending to be doctors. leasing office space setting up fake. things on the wall dude I saw a whole. Forensic Files about it like I think a. guy did surgery oh my God like I think a. guy was like had his hands in people's. guts Who tricked him into thinking he. was a doctor wow yeah. wow wow some people are [ __ ] crazy. yeah man and it's like I'm just think. about it like if it's like people are. printing money.

you think people aren't printing. certificates. for themselves of this school without. just knowing in general people are lazy. No One's Gonna look this up and if they. do I'll just change my phone number if. they don't I'm a [ __ ] doctor now. I'm a doctor at a hospital. wow yeah. well there's always been frauds there's. always been these weird people that. pretend to be somebody it's such a. strange. thing because it's just like an exercise. in how well you can just keep pretending.

you know because you gotta pretend for a. long time and you got to tell people. stories about where you went to school. and yeah what hospitals you've worked at. and yeah it's it's camo it's like it's. just like any other Predator man it just. figures out how to like blend in or turn. into its prey and then boom you're in. there all right you look why are we. veering into this paranoid land it's. like so scary to think about that but I. guess you're supposed to.

I guess that's it's important to like. recognize that aspect of things or you. get like. you get [ __ ] over you. usually. you have to be aware that some people. are just full of [ __ ] you have to be. aware that some people are just they're. sociopaths they don't have the same sort. of emotional connection to others and. what they're doing is like trying to. play a game like I'm going to pretend to. be a doctor. what who says I'm not a doctor yeah I'm.

gonna talk like a doctor I'm going to. listen to doctors on YouTube and the way. they describe certain procedures I think. I can do those procedures. you're [ __ ] just a. pliers on someone's tooth. pulling and out of their head just lying. I'm a dentist how hard can it be to be a. dentist it can't be that hard this is. just teeth how hard would it be put some. Putters just drill it into your teeth.

yeah nurse doesn't know she thinks she's. a doctor yeah man she's just a nurse she. got hired yeah or the dental assistant. they don't even right what is a just an. assistant with rubber gloves on some. someone who works there yeah dude like. what the [ __ ] it's like we you know. again you you just have to like it's you. realize like if all you have to do is. put on a costume. and you know. maybe not everybody but.

enough people are gonna think that you. are important or more uh advanced than. them all you have to do is put on a. costume yeah of course people are gonna. do that all the time all the time people. do that with business suits. they wear business suits. yeah they wear business suits or and you. know people there's something suspicious. about it it's like shouldn't. shouldn't just what you're saying or. your skill set.

be enough like the fact you have to. indicate on top of that by wearing like. a weird outfit. that that's suspicious I mean I'm not. saying ceremonial Garb is important I. get it in like certain like rights like. you know the the priests wearing what. they're wearing all has significance. it's a fractal it represents something. like I'm not like I'm not saying. that auto means something's [ __ ] I'm. just like but it's just such an. exploitable flaw in society you know.

that's all it's like even if it's. exploitable it's been exploited I mean. there's like clearly you just go on. YouTube some lunatic just decides to. start pulling people over yeah for sure. I wonder if anybody's ever pretending to. be a Disney Employee like give people. tours and they're just a crazy person oh. my God it's like somehow you just get. the Mickey Mouse costume in there yeah. how could you well I bet there's so many. employees how could you know there's a.

well I mean you could certainly like. sneak in and probably find a costume and. like get into it and then just walk. around Disney World and nobody would. know. Florida man pretended to be Disney World. staffer to steal a famous character. police say oh so a heist Florida man oh. it's Florida man oh one year ago today. oh interesting a man uh allegedly. pretended to be Walt Disney World. employed by wearing a name tag work. pants and a work vest to the theme park. on in May Florida man who was looking. for a security guard job at Walt Disney.

World has been accused of stealing a. character statue from the park in May. wow. oh R2D2 statue worth up to ten thousand. dollars wow. 10 grand for an r2dg statue you guys. switched to Disney I found the story of. a teenager who got access to two. different hospitals. and bought a car for like fifty thousand. dollars before I got caught this says he. just went up to the uh like uh customer. service area and said he lost his badge.

and someone a volunteer gave him a badge. at one of the places oh my God it's all. kinds of places inside the hospitals oh. my God I don't think he did anything but. it also says he bought these scrubs for. like 60 bucks he had access Critical. Care errors including emergency room. intensive care units operating rooms uh. cath lab and even newborn Nursery oh my. God so this [ __ ] Maniac was just. around people's newborn babies. yeah I'm not sure nurses became.

suspicious Bailey went largely unnoticed. and spent weeks hanging around the. hospital from March 31st 2022 to April. 28 2022 then one night in the ICU nurses. got suspicious in the ICU he was talking. about his girlfriend in cars just all. sorts of stuff and the more he was. talking about the more I felt something. is not right holy [ __ ] an unidentified. nurse told investigators I don't know if. he was specifically asking for access to. the computer but he was just mentioning. that he doesn't have access and he was.

asking how you get access nurses found. Bailey's social media account and. realized he was not who he said he was. they reported it right away and the. teenager was escorted out his badge was. disabled and the police got involved it. took him a month to figure that out. though that's crazy a month just. wandering around what a weirdo he's. talking about girls in cars I threw him. off like what is the what is he talking. about he's supposed to be working why is. he spending some much time in the. newborn area.

just wandering around with his badge. dressed up like a nurse did you ever see. that there was like some YouTube video. like. people realize if you carry a ladder or. no movie theater you don't have to buy. tickets. like if you walk into a movie theater. holding a ladder people just assume you. work there and you just like these kids. were just filming themselves going into. places with with a ladder it's like the. Ultimate key to get you in to anywhere. that's so ridiculous dude I know it is. ridiculous there's just so many you know.

levels of society that if you don't have. any ethics or morals you can just hack. it yeah. so it's like just terrible really. you've got four million views shows you. can walk in anywhere with a ladder as. long as you look like you know you're. supposed to be there don't stop you. he's in a he's in a restaurant just. walked into the kitchen five-star hotel. no one stops them I see people doing. this at the Oscars at different music. festivals they just get the the.

credentials and just show up and just. find the right person they have a ladder. yeah it's crazy we don't number our. Cinemas yeah our Cinemas are not numbers. oh okay yeah. look I don't know I mean fortunately for. us there's like lots of people who. aren't you know false prophets that was. the word for it false prophet like I. think that's in the Book of Revelations.

the rise of these false prophets who. like wear the costume but they're the. opposite of the thing. and most people I've met like from the. ramdas Retreats and stuff certainly my. meditation teacher David. Nick turn. if you've just met him talking to him. you would never know right away that you. had like trained with childrenpochet one. of the great Buddhist teachers he's not. putting it out there it's not like you.

know what I mean but then and other. people at those Retreats you forget like. you'll meet these people who've spent. their entire lives meditating. like. living in caves in India but they're. wearing a Hawaiian shirt. so you don't you just forget for a. second like you think you're talking and. then you realize you will realize. because there is a difference there is. something there that's like what's the. big difference you know whatever the. closest thing I can point to it sounds. so weird like the times I've been.

hanging out with you. every once in a while we hang out with a. UFC fighter or like some weird like seal. or something you know like some dude who. like is like you know they come to the. UFC whatever so you're hanging out with. them. and then you realize like this guy is. like for someone who like could murder. me right now. is the nicest guy I ever met in my life. you know what I mean they have this glow.

they have this like they're tuned in to. in this way now I I don't mean to. compare spiritual teachers to UFC. fighters but I think what they have in. common potentially is discipline like. real rigorous hardcore focused. discipline upon some system and with. those teachers man there there's this. like glowy. non-bull shitty very authentic quality. to them that inevitably you present to. them something that's bothering you or. or whatever and they have this way of.

just instantly Shifting the energy. around it so that you feel like it's. manageable or you can it's not what you. think you realize [ __ ] man I had framed. this in this horrific way and they just. have this ability to shift that not like. in a [ __ ] way like always look on. the bright side kiddo but a real. compassionate a way of like I feel like. you do it to people sometimes like you. see people and then sometimes people are. really good at seeing people. but they're not good at forgiving what.

they see or they're not good at seeing. like. there's a possibility in anybody to be. happier yeah right and seeing that. possibility uh they just see the [ __ ]. that's making them unhappy you know and. focus on that and and and and those. people are dicks but like some people. can see through that to like where you. you could be and they believe you could. get there and they do it effortlessly. because they're trained they've trained.

themselves in being compassionate yeah. that's [ __ ] incredible to be around. the energy man I mean it's like a good. feeling because like you know when. you're doing it it's not like you're all. fake haha you get serious you know. there's a seriousness to it when they're. talking to you when they're having that. kind of conversation it's not like. frothy necessarily and but mixed into. that seriousness is like they're just. trying to get through to you like to. show you something because they want you. to be happy yeah it's very hard to know.

sometimes like what if someone is being. real or if someone is putting on a role. would say one way you could know is it. whatever the particular tradition is. it's being articulated or whatever the. thing is it should feel like fresh baked. bread right out of the oven. laughs. so the energy behind it is like does not.

feel stale musty it when you're around. it it's like even though the Traditions. they might be. connected to or old as [ __ ]. you realize like oh [ __ ] it's the. tradition itself is like irrelevant like. what what the tradition was pointing to. is outside of time and so you know what. I mean so that that's that's where you. when you're around it you don't just get. the feeling of like fresh baked bread. you get the feeling of like this is like. Cutting Edge like you're around like.

really advanced. technology like a feeling of like whoa. this not only is this like right here. right now in this moment but uh. I've been blind to it like I couldn't. even see it until like now I'm seeing it. and then that the idea behind that is. not for you to go to them. so you can keep seeing it. the idea is like then hopefully that. sets you on fire so you your life. becomes something like within your life. is an attempt to like kind of remember.

that or see it or like you know. recognize it but this is why we need. friends. because you will forget it or I'll. forget it yeah and we need people like. not like hey you you sinner or whatever. but like maybe just in the way they are. yeah people get very weird when they. move off on their own away from their. friends to some new place. dude yeah it gets real weird well weird. now you you have your family but you.

don't have any friends like you don't. know anybody there it's it's a bizarre. reset yeah man it's like it's [ __ ] up. because it takes a long time to have. good friends like you know years and. years and years get invested in like an. informal way yeah man and you you know. that's the thing like you gotta. this is uh they well they call it. satsang is the name for it but it's like. a spiritual Community it's a fancy. like word for a.

a formation that appears in all things. it doesn't have to be connected to some. spirituality it's just like this. energetic. like Affinity or happens between people. and sometimes you'll meet people. and you're like you know them right away. you feel like you've known them forever. like there's a instant click with some. people you know that's the salsa like. it's beautiful and it's like it's it's a. it's a great name for a very normal. thing I don't think it's like. necessarily.

crazy or like it sounds. maybe I'm making it overly spiritual but. you know I meet people sometimes and. it's like I've known you forever and. it's like we're picking up a. conversation. seemingly that we've been having. for like many lifetimes just right that. feeling that's just because it's it's so. refreshing when you meet someone who's. genuinely engaging with you in a. conversation it's a thing that people. normally do right you have conversations. but how many people do you mean they're. really good at it and how many people do.

you meet how many people do you meet. that when you have a conversation with. them it's like really enjoyable it's. really and there's a lot of like like. there's a dance going on it's not just. one person just spitting out and and. you're just taking the all the details. of their life's journey like okay and. then what did you do oh wow so do you. talk to your sister still oh oh you know. that's cool where's your aunt now oh. info dumping yeah info.

oh. that can be exhausting even when someone. has a fascinating life sometimes that's. exhausting because it's such a an. attention hog of the conversation like. it's it's hogging up the whole. conversation now because when you info. dump you know your life generally takes. a long time to describe so this is like. if we're here eating dinner for 40. minutes it's a speech oh like bring.

slides if you're gonna do that bring. slides at least like do a presentation a. visual presentation uh button slides. listening it's like lit like it's like. when you get like when you get around a. person who's listening to you. uh regardless of of like how good they. are conversationally like when you. realize someone's like actually like. listening and. you know that that that is that feels.

incredible man and especially when like. they're mixed in with that listening is. like love. wow like like it's the best it's the. best feeling ever and even if like you. don't you don't agree on [ __ ] or you're. gonna get confused about stuff or. whatever yeah man it's listening we just. listening is like. for some people it's like it's very. difficult it's a dance. some people suck at it.

yeah yeah they're just not good. you know it's it's also requires. concentration sometimes people don't. want to concentrate. or agenda yeah the other problem is. agenda so it's like you know I love. chatting with you and like any time an. agenda starts popping up in the midst of. our conversation I try to banish it from. my mind so I like pop back into the. moment. but that agenda when that creeps into. somebody.

you can see it on their face you're like. [ __ ] man they've already decided what. they're going to say to me so why do I. even why do I even keep talking and. they're just and now they're wrestling. with you. like when people want to debate about. things you know that it's not really. about the ideas it's about them trying. to win it gets so exhausted. it gets exhausting it's like no I know. that people love to do that certain. people that love do that like I don't. want to do that. dude I've done it it feels horrible yeah.

because what do you like any like. especially in like an argument with. people you love some sometimes you being. right. it's like it sucks like great so now. you're right right so now you're angry. and right now what like now I'm now. you're just angry and right no. connection has been made nothing has. like changed other than you were right. and you're angry and that's man that's. sad when anytime like you win that kind.

of. argument it's just like nothing happened. nothing changed the only thing that's. Gonna Save Us is neural link and once we. get those things synced up and then. there's going to be no misunderstandings. no miscommunications and everyone's. gonna be held accountable there's going. to be an awkward couple weeks. when narrowing comes out there's gonna. be two weeks of real awkward moments. maybe we'll find out how people really. feel like all these dudes. who like have these uh.

like if you're like an 80 year old guy. and you're married to some 30 year old. Instagram model. so now you've tricked yourself I know. what she really thinks about you. oh oh my God I don't really like it'll. put gold digging right out of business. or they'll they'll have to get really. good at masking their intentions yeah or. they can they they can like assume a. persona for a certain amount of years to. acquire a certain amount of money or or. at least like if you let someone come.

dig in your gold it's consensual you're. right you want to come dig in my gold. right come dig it has to be though I. have lots of gold once there's mind. reading it's gonna have to be that way. yeah it's just like hey can I dig in. your gold for a couple of weeks it's. gonna be one of those deals for like. I mean no disrespect to gold diggers or. prostitutes but it's basically. prostitution you're doing it for money. right if like if you're if you're some. lady who's a a professional temptress.

and you can cling to some 82 year old. billionaire yeah like that is a very. good Financial bargain. like if you could somehow or another get. in that will like how's that work I. don't know do you love me or not so why. am I not in the will when uh I tell you. that I love you and you tell me that you. love me where's. what happens when you die am I going to. be taken care of.

yeah Duncan yes yes I'll put you in the. will my dear me okay look here show me. show me there it is once you show me. gobble gobble gobble it was worth it. especially when they're old they're like. [ __ ] the kids [ __ ] the [ __ ] the ex-wife. [ __ ] the shareholders 82. I just think. probably like if if I was gold digging. uh number one. I would like have to trick myself into.

thinking I'm not gold digging to. successfully execute a gold dick right. like I have to. so it's like yeah shit's rough man I've. been able to pay my rent things are kind. of [ __ ] up I was hanging out with. Bernie happens to like you know he has a. massive amount of money from his. business and you know I don't know he. just. I know it sounds crazy because he's so. much older than me but I feel like we. have a connection you know what I mean. you're right I know you won't understand.

it it's outside of time like the the. ages of just a number yeah and so you to. fully pull off the heist so to speak you. believe. in what you're doing and some and. because it's a human being and because. really like at some level. Bernie is still 30 year old Bernie. underneath all whatever's collapsing. around him you do connect to that yeah. and you do start loving it because the. cognitive dissonance.

of being a pure sociopath is too much so. you fought you a part of you falls in. love in a weird Gross Way. that definitely would probably end the. moment he's like I don't care how many. times you suck my dick I'm not putting. you in the well. but but maybe while he's alive. it's worth it just for the perks. I don't know man I mean this I mean I'm. sure you get a Ferrari I would love to. hear.

an honest and it must exist an honest. story about a person who did that. because I could imagine like the. beginning phase you have this idea in. your mind well really the [ __ ] awful. idea you have in your mind probably is. that money is going to heal. all of the emotional trauma that led me. to a place where I would manipulate old. people for their money you know what I. mean then you get the money and now and. you and then you are you're faced with.

that awful realization like oh [ __ ] I'm. still [ __ ] up yeah he died I have all. this money I'm still [ __ ] up it didn't. work and I and now I have to live with. that I mean it's really really sad truly. but I mean also people like old dudes. who have like. you know hooked up with cam girls I get. it let them yeah I get it let them but I. get all of it let them let it you know. but.

what's interesting is like if a woman. does like marry an 80 year old. billionaire then he dies and she gets. all that money she carries that for Life. yeah. like everybody she meets is gonna be. like she used to be married. [Music]. and then when he died she got billions. everyone's gonna be like oh she's odd. yeah this is the version. she's a bombshell and she married some.

dying old man yeah it's gonna be those. people then it's gonna be people are. like. that was badass congratulations good job. yeah there's gonna be some people like. that but that's just a narrative that's. like a movie narrative. like what you were looking at is a. deceptive person looks like it's like. it's a weird con game that you could do. with people's emotions. survival yeah survival is embarrassing.

so when you get scared it's very. embarrassing when when you get so scared. that you you you're so consumed by your. own fear that you. allow it to control you to the point. that you like. become a manipulator or a. con artist or grifter or whatever and. like behind it is just [ __ ] fear. it's like you know like you people get. mad at the TSA.

it's like you can't really do much worse. to the TSA then what they're already. doing do you know how bad it sucks I. imagine to like rub down people all day. long you have to drive to the airport. you're not going on a vacation you're. gonna like be rubbing the back of your. hand against irritated stranger dicks. all day long all day long and it's like. if if a judge sentence someone to that. that's cruel and unusual punishment you.

would be like no you can't do that like. that's inhumane so it's like with the. this archetype of person man I think. like the suffering they're experiencing. the confusion the lack of security the. uncertainty the realization at some. level of their like inauthenticity. um. that is a pretty intense punishment just. buy it there alone like what's your but. is it a punishment if you don't know. anything else.

it's like if that's one of the things. like remember when Gary Coleman was a. security guard. yes and people would like show up to his. work and make fun of him yeah no one. would do that to a regular security. guard but you do it to a guy who used to. be famous. you do it to a guy who used to have. something right and now they don't and. now you can just throw rocks at them. yeah it's so brutal it's weird.

it's weird because it's just a regular. job there's nothing wrong with having a. regular job. but if you had escaped that world and. you had made a lot of money and then all. of a sudden you have to go back to it. and have a regular job people feel like. they openly could Mock You yep very. strange right very strange like haha you. have to work right just like all of us. you have to work like yeah. it's work like what are you doing why.

are you yelling at this person right why. you creeping this person out dude just a. person the Coleman thing in particular. man I remember like you hearing that and. did you see the photos when he was dead. he got a gold digger and like when he. was married to this lady she took a. photo of for the for the gram like right. next to his body. you ever see that photo no here see if. you can find that like she took a selfie.

with yeah look at this. so here he is she put that on her. Instagram look at that I mean it was a. while ago so I mean I don't know what. year we're talking about if they even. had Instagram like I get doing that. picture just because you want to. remember someone you love or something. or whatever I can't imagine publishing. it though. wow poor dude poor dude poor dude. [ __ ] rough one.

what a roughly man and it starts out. with this amazing thing all of a sudden. America loves you you're on a television. show and you're the star yeah. in that that is one of the wildest. Things that happens to really young. people they put them on a show and. they're a star and then the rest of. their life is trying to like. figure what the [ __ ] happened yeah like. what. what was that what was life. dude I mean this is the whole.

right now there's this huge. uh debate over like the the model of. Instagram influencer that films their. kids all the time oh right like the. argument is like you know if you want. kids to work in the movies there's all. these protections from the really. intense protections now but the. Instagram stuff that you're monetizing. like filming your kids in some kind of. weird self-produced reality show there's.

no protection for the kids like there's. no like you know I think child actors. now their money gets put into trust you. know that so there's this huge argument. right now over like is that even like. should that even be legal so it's just. like babies that have their own. Instagram account or something like. would you it's a mode of uh it's it's. like a a I don't watch it a lot my. wife's like tells me about it sometimes. but it's basically a mode of like you. know putting up YouTube content so. you're like parenting YouTube channel.

you're filming your kids every day all. day long filming them like sleeping. feeling like. since this is this has happened a couple. times on YouTube child abuse charges. against YouTube channel mom underscore. the lack of oversight for for kids. launchers professional child performers. are safe educated and not working too. many hours but they don't extend the. stars of popular YouTube channels oh. yeah and so you have like really over.

zealous parents exploiting their. children and dude it's like it's it's. Relentless and I think some of the kids. are now like coming of age and talking. about how [ __ ] up it was like you know. because it's like it's it's the birth. it's their birthday and then the toys. they're getting them they're giving them. for their birthday or toys that have. been given to them by Brands right oh. and so there's a video of them opening. up the toy by the brand and that acts as. an advertisement yeah yeah so the kid's. birthday gets turned into a commercial. what's up James [ __ ] up.

um yeah I'm not gonna. share all of the details I guess but. it's not good oh boy. yeah child stars of YouTube hit. Fantastic Adventures uh allegedly abused. by adopted mother the children told. police their adopted mother starved beat. and pepper sprayed them when they failed. to follow directions for videos. officials said. oh dude I know I don't remember who this.

was but like Aaron showed me I guess. like one of these people. um and again I I this is a second-hand. information I didn't read it uh but I I. know she's like sees this stuff uh. basically there was some protection that. got put in place where uh if you wanted. to watch their video I don't know what. it what it was like uh they were being. demonetized or any their point so they. were gonna have to go behind a paywall. and they were I don't know they were.

saying something about how like. something about pedophiles admitting. they knew pedophiles watch those kid. videos. you know what I mean I'm like trying to. rationalize. the way they were doing it because it. was making it harder for the pedophiles. to watch kid videos to watch them some. crazy [ __ ] like that but that's the. other really [ __ ] up aspect of it is. that when you have a huge audience and. you're showing your kids in bathing. suits.

there is a. definite percentage of the audience that. are not interested in watching your kids. Saturday barbecue or whatever the [ __ ]. you're doing remember don't you remember. when like they figured out a way in the. YouTube comments they would leave time. codes for when the camera was like. Instagram algorithms connect vast. network of pedophiles seeking child. pornography according to researchers. whoa.

not to mention they're deep faking their. kids for sure you know like they're. taking the kids and they're deep faking. them and God knows what so we scroll. back up to the top Jamie the top where. it's it's so parent company beta says. established a task force to combat the. problems. and it says Instagram's recommendation. algorithms have enabled a vast network. of pedophiles seeking illegal underage. sexual content and activity according to. a Wall Street Journal Expose and a 2 800.

word article published Wednesday the. journals that had conducted an. investigation into child pornography on. meta-owned Instagram in collaboration. with researchers at Stanford and the. University of Massachusetts Amherst. wow. holy [ __ ] dude yeah man yeah this is. like you know the [ __ ] organized. pedophile Network yeah you really have. to think when you're putting your kid. online like regardless of like whatever.

it is because you have to understand you. know you are showing pictures of your. child to strangers yeah and now there's. technology I mean they're already like. you think they're just deep faking. celebrities right and of course and so. you know then add to that the. monetization in other words so when. you're mate you're filming your kid and. you have a very popular YouTube account. with like featuring your child. you know. that when you upload that thing.

like people are watching your kid and. jerking off right and and and and and. that these people maybe know where your. kids go to school where they live you. know what I mean so that is an emergent. issue right now for protection yeah yeah. it's like one of the weird things as we. approach The Singularity it's like one. of the weird cultural issues that. haven't been dealt with yet well I've. been very lucky to talk to a lot of. people that were famous when they're.

young you know from doing this podcast. yeah and um I've never met one of them. that came out better because of it. I mean every one of them is just like. struggling to try to figure out why did. I get exposed to all these strangers as. a child yeah well I was exposed to all. that attention as a child when I'm. supposed to be developing interacting. with people trying to figure out what. how to move my body how to talk how to.

interact like why am I doing this. publicly at six I mean your childhood. was converted into money yeah like they. took their childhood dropped into a. money machine and it's like and and you. couldn't consent and then impossible. your parents were so excited well the. parents are usually getting rich right. and but and they're also saying like. thank you look at this life we have. you're so talented so then if you start. feeling like I don't think I want to act. anymore I I don't like this or this.

feels [ __ ] up or I just want some more. free time all the guilt all the guilt. kicks in because you're like I gotta. keep doing it it's keeping my parents. load the whole lifestyle collapse. I'm so [ __ ] up to do that to kids deal. the kids childhood and turn into money. that's a great way to put it and then. pretend. that the child is complicit you yeah you. trig yourself as a parent into thinking. we're all on the same team isn't this. great what an adventure and it's like.

dude I you know just my kids don't like. it sometimes when we are just taking. pictures and I don't blame them you know. I hate it when people take pictures and. but you know any parents taking pictures. of their kids but sometimes my kids are. like they don't want the phone and it's. like okay okay no problem imagine all. day long all day long mommy's setting up. another shot in the kitchen. ah. spooky people are so nuts with attention.

do you hear about that one guy that. crashed his plane on purpose for YouTube. views yes a kid jumped out of the plane. hike and like let it [ __ ] crash. for Life reviews for views. I mean I guess when you're doing the. math and you think how much the. deliberately crashing plane to get. YouTube views so like. this guy just jumped out of a [ __ ]. plane.

so like who knows whose kid that [ __ ]. plane is gonna slam into yeah imagine. you're hiking with your family this is. amazing beautiful mountains and you get. hit in the face by a plane. buy a plane that was like flown by a. YouTube influencer why would I mean he. just ruined that plane too. well I think the calculation is he knows. the number of views he's gonna get on. YouTube will generate more money than. the plane was worth so there's a profit.

there like whatever he paid for the. plane is probably less than what he'll. make from YouTube from that video. and he got video footage of the plane. crash say the camera on the plane. it is so crazy we could do this now that. we can convert Our Lives into money and. it's so crazy you could like just film. yourself doing [ __ ] and then like maybe. make so much money off of like just. stuff that you know normal stuff so was.

this guy trying to say that he the plane. crash happened with him in it was he. trying to like fake that and the hike. out is that what he's what he's doing or. did he like let people know that he. jumped out of the plane all right here. and filmed that said it was an accident. that actually happened in 2021 oh and. they just found out about the whole. investigation happened. it's cool man there's there's videos of. Pilots. watching the video and like making.

commentary on why it's suspicious. because like apparently you look at the. plane and there's stuff that should be. in a plane that's not in a plane like. expensive stuff. he was acting like the engine went out. and he had to bail uh. uh but he also then went and knew where. it crashed and snuck back in and pulled. the wreckage out before like the fa. could go and investigate he pulled the. wreckage out yeah. says they told him to preserve the. wreckage so he waited two days to report.

the crash. I think he had already gone and tow it. out of there or something like that huh. more than two weeks after the crash he. had a friend and flew a helicopter to. the crash site and airlifted the. wreckage to Ranchos his squawk in Santa. Barbara County where it was loaded onto. a trailer attached to Jacob's pickup. truck. whoa It's not wild yeah he unloaded it. in a hanger he drove the wreckage to an. airport. he then cut up and destroyed the. airplane wreckage and over the course of.

a few days deposited the attached parts. of the wrecked airplane into trash bins. in the airport and elsewhere. wow three million views off of that. yeah it's super normal to be just chop. in an airport or an airplane up and. putting in trash bins all over the. airport think of like your inner. dialogue is your depositing your your. plane what would you do to a body. that sounds like it sounds like he's.

doing to a body yeah he was he was just. trying to like it like uh like it's such. a complex way to get YouTube views like. it's it worked though it worked but now. he's gonna go to jail yeah for maybe a. long time like yeah like I think so how. many years he faces. holy [ __ ]. 20 years for a stupid YouTube stuff and. a penalty of up to sixteen hundred and. forty four dollars for each day he did.

not return. I mean we do need strict penalties for. sure for to keep people from just just. like dropping planes out of the sky on. us yeah yeah you got a set example for a. guy like that and that guy could dude I. mean who knows where that plane was what. happens if that plane catches wind. that's so wild flies into someone's. house and then the guy's a mass murderer. when they were making YouTube in the. early days I don't think they ever. thought that like there would be plane.

crashes because of their technology I. don't think they ever thought like this. thing is going to like influence right. society and just destroy lives people. are going to ruin their lives for for. views on this thing imagine that guy had. a plot out where the plane was going to. crash too because he had to be jumping. high enough or you can jump I don't know. what that threshold is but you got to be. pretty high up there where you can jump. and then film yourself before you even.

pull the parachutes right so he's. filming himself yeah I mean it was a. plan like he thought about that [ __ ]. plane is way up there way up and that. that sucker is how long do you think he. flies for it if you really do you. that's a CR he could have killed people. he's 100 I mean the assumption is No. One's Gonna be out there but I mean. that's a huge assumption such a huge. assumption you could hit another plane. you could do there's a lot of things. that can happen yeah you're way up there. and you're bailing out while it's way up.

there so it has to be up there enough. where you could jump out how how high. was it when he jumped out does it say. I'm looking for more details he said he. was trying to get a sponsorship deal. with who better help. but I could almost figure it out so I'll. just let people look that up you can. kind of guess it's. doesn't say the name of it though but. what do you mean you can kind of guess. it says it's a wallet company oh God. Jesus Christ he's trying to get a. sponsorship.

it's I mean this era of capitalism is so. bizarre like so bizarre the way people. are are manipulating the system or just. the what they're doing wow just that's. what I love regardless of how also you. have to like ethics aside. whoa yeah that is badass like pull away. the ethics just look at like purely. what you not only did you like fly your. plane in this guy jump out of it but.

yeah he represented the United States. the snowboarding 2014 Winter Olympics. he's an Olympian whoa and then he like. put himself in the worst situation and. managed to hike out and then. like monetize it dispose of the plane he. has a friend with a helicopter who was. like yeah sure I'll get your wreckage. [ __ ] man that's like pull the ethics out. and it's like what a fascinating rotten. dude right like yeah right wow he's got. a friend with a helicopter that pulled.

plane wreckage out of the mountains. like those are that's you that's how you. know you got a friend. yeah well you pay him a lot right. because like was what he was doing. illegal. okay you do there's probably some rules. like if you have to report a plane crash. you can't just like take the wreckage I. imagine there's enough like ways you. could talk your way out of that one. really yeah I didn't know he told me he. reported it yeah I didn't know yeah. right that I'm sure yeah I mean I don't.

know [ __ ] I don't know I'm just out here. working flying my helicopter around I. don't know what's going on just picking. up a broken plane I am but a helicopter. pilot yeah yeah I I imagine the. helicopter pilot is like probably. sweating a little bit but he's probably. okay right like because they're gonna. focus on the yeah Maniac who flew his. plane into a Mountainside for YouTube. views. what a world what a world.

it's interesting because whenever these. are emerging Technologies exist like. social media sites where you can. do things to get attention you're going. to see certain people that. they grab a hold of it in a very weird. way. and certain. sociopathic psychopathic. the members of our society who go I know. how to do I'm going to pretend to.

assault people at the mall or I'm go you. know there's a lot of those that shit's. so weird and they do it for for and some. of them get [ __ ] up like they've. jumped people at the ATM machine like. pretend gently give me all your money. and the guy just beats the [ __ ] out of. them yeah yeah yeah I know I mean it's a. prank it's a prank they always seem. shocked yeah that's the like why are you. stupid kids that have been living in the. internet yeah I've seen a few I saw that. like I think some kid at Home Depot just.

got slammed to the ground like you know. they're trying to [ __ ] with these like. old but big people who are like. definitely like the best part of their. day it's beating the [ __ ] out of. something yes a little puke with a cell. phone yeah maybe their year yeah. boy 16 fatally shot during prank gone. wrong in northwest Indiana Oh no. he was shot and killed when an apparent. prank gone wrong 16 year old was found. suffering from a gunshot wound to the.

chest in the backyard of her residence. just before midnight. uh officer began administering CPR. victim showed no signs of Life he's. pronounced dead at the scene police had. the initial investigation determined the. victim of an 18 year old were in the. back the victim and an 18 year old were. in the backyard with Friends when the 18. year old pulled out a gun as a prank and. it accidentally discharged striking the. boy in the chest oh that's different. that's different like he didn't oh God.

God damn it Jesus Christ it's just you. know this technology man like it's just. it's it's growing and we're like yeah. it's been introduced to this population. uh this biome and and like yeah it's. like any other thing when you introduce. it to an ecosystem like it causes. problems that you can never expect yeah. real problems this similar thing this. guy got shot doing something I guess.

like one of these YouTube videos where. they're [ __ ] with people in a store. this is what I'm getting off of the. video another guy he was [ __ ] with. someone that guy shot him it says he. says he was harassing the gunman oh boy. so [ __ ] sad. good night everybody imagine being a kid. just trying to figure out what to do in. this world imagine being a teenager and. you're looking at all the different. possibilities for your life as an adult.

like what are you gonna do for a living. yeah and influencer is one of those. it's a real that's a real possibility. now yeah yes totally man I mean that. yeah or like. you know the other possibility the new. job as prompt engineer have you heard. that no prompt engineer is the name of. per of it's like essentially an AI. Whisperer it's someone who knows how to. tell an AI or Specific Instructions that. work for some goal and so generally like. that's like art maybe like because you.

know talking to mid-journey which is. this insane. text Art AI like there's a lot like when. you like the the amount of weird. specificity involved compared to 375 000. a year and you don't always require a. background attack oh wow that's the one. offering 800k the other day Jesus Isn't. that cool it's like now there's a job. where you talk to robots where you're. better at talking to robots than other.

people that's a real job now it's. and God knows the other weird like by. the time like you and I are super old. man. like what the [ __ ] everyone's gonna be. doing is gonna seem so odd yeah and it's. happening quicker and quicker that's. what's weird it's like Society is. transforming culturally quicker and. quicker and technologically quicker and. quicker it's like it's going to make. these giant changes that are gonna. happen at such a rapid rate that it's.

going to be hard to remember when they. didn't exist before yeah there's no time. to get used to it anymore there's no. time yeah you used to have so long to. get used to even like stupid news like. the Roomba which was like remember when. the floor robot came out everyone was. like what though amazing but we had time. before the next thing came out now. because of AI it's working on things and. solving problems so fast that like they. already Jamie do you see that thing it's.

uh it already like solves some big. problem in medicine it's like it's. already like figuring [ __ ] out that's. gonna have direct applications to a. human lifespan curing diseases. um and then and the amount of time it. might take for to get to that point with. human brains is way way longer than the. AI brand is that the Faustian bargain. because in the process of giving up. your your the way you Source information. the artificial intelligence yeah yeah.

then just starts to take control over. other aspects of your life wow why don't. we just do government we can do. government Better Than People yeah yeah. just have to pee again so bad yeah me. too man. okay we're back. dude uh it's so hard to concentrate when. you have to pee it really is it's crazy. it's like you barely can form sentences. like I don't remember what we were. talking about I was just like I had a. piece so bad dude I love that we never. remember what we're talking about and it. really I think is it like irrelevant.

honestly. uh ultimately because like what's on. your mind right now yeah just what's on. your what what's going what's on your. mind the second man it's just like [ __ ]. I just you know. the fact that like this is a. conversation in like the UFO universe. that's happening which is watching all. these like hardcore I'm still wearing. this stuff I just realized that my thing. thought the like hardcore Skeptics. hardcore Skeptics are now. it's just interesting to watch and again.

until I see a UFO I'm gonna be skeptical. yeah super skeptical but it's. interesting to watch the the gradual. shift that's happening in people who are. like big time debunkers there is uh like. not like okay I think they're real and I. don't blame them for saying I don't. think they're real because it's like. really what all you're all they're still. going off of like just people saying. it's real but the fact that the people. saying it like Marco Rubio coming out. now do you see that [ __ ] right but isn't. it interesting this is my observation.

what they're saying is they talk to. people who say this. right that's everybody it's including. grush grush is saying that he has access. to information and he was aware of. information he was aware of things that. the public wasn't aware of and so he. wants to be a whistleblower because the. public deserves to know about these. things yeah but he has no access to it.

well Rubio said he talked to people in. the government who said they had first. hand. right but he talked to people who said. they saw the thing under oath though. right right but where are those people. like until those people are standing in. front of the camera going I was on the. spaceship yeah I met the entities they. talked to me through telepathy yeah I.

think we might be close they've got that. hearing coming up and I and I and I know. that um a lot of the. uh early I like to believe that a lot of. the sort of uh. careful wording of things right now is. is to protect people who worry that. they'll get killed they have a sense of. like [ __ ] man they're gonna kill me if I. tell you this but I so because he did it. I'm gonna come out and say it and you. know so they I think they feel like [ __ ]. we've got to be very very careful to.

protect these people I don't see any. benefit for any. body and the government to go on. statement saying that they've talked to. people within. the U.S military who have seen UFOs. what's the benefit there. like if it's not true you're going to. look like the biggest [ __ ] on Earth. you're going to be ridiculed it's going. to ruin your career potentially as a. politician so I don't see much of a. benefit in them coming out and saying. that stuff that's the part where it's.

like I can't trace the how Marco Rubio. what's he gonna the next time he runs. he's gonna be like I'm the guy who got. tricked into thinking there was UFOs. right yeah it has to hit sort of a wall. of public demand you know where the. public demand is like hey what is enough. people are talking about it there's. enough whether it's Commander David. fravor or the New York Times article. Jeremy Corbell all these different. different videos that get released where.

there's enough credible people talking. about it that they have to kind of. address it and if someone like a senator. like Marco Rubio has a conversation with. someone when they're saying yeah we have. crashed UFOs and we've we have alien. bodies. and we're hiding it from the people yeah. dude and then that where again this has. been going on for 80 years here's the. deal if you are a politician and you. realize we've all been briefed on this. [ __ ] and it is coming out and you you. other people don't have the guts to come.

out and say it you realize to be the. first politician who came out and told. the truth now there is benefit there. there's a lot of benefit and like the. the courage. to come out and like support. whistleblowers because dude I read an. analysis of it that's so creepy because. it points out that. U.S taxpayer money is being allocated to. if it's true I'm saying our taxpayer.

money is getting allocated to. some organizations that are outside the. control of the US government. this is and has been doing it for. 50 60 years this is unconstitutional. like you can't do that like what does. that mean that that means that there is. a second power structure within the. government of truly like a secret right. something and and that is like be like.

you you it we're paying for it and and. if you're benefiting from the technology. if you're selling the technology to. private contractors. and making money off of it like that. like that's supposed to be for us free. energy whatever it may be yeah so that. is where it's sinister sinister is well. also imagine if you're the government. imagine if you're let's say the Air. Force and you have control over some. vehicle from another planet where you.

have. if the the airport wants Jets they don't. make them. they hire someone to make them right. they have a military contractor that has. all the engineers and all the expertise. and they hire you know all these people. that actually make jets right right they. need a job they buy a jet so if they. acquire a spaceship. they're not going to hold on to it. themselves they they don't have right. the people to [ __ ] with this thing.

they're going to bring it to the people. that make those things they go hey you. guys make the stealth bomber tell me. what the [ __ ] this is right all right. tell me what the [ __ ] this is yeah yeah. man and and can we make one. and if we can't make one can can we. figure out how it runs yeah at least. tell us how it runs do you have any idea. I heard that like Jeremy was on my. podcast was talking about how I they um. sorry they are. it's apparently I'm sorry Jeremy if I'm.

misquoting you this is from me. obviously like so forgive me if there's. a error in the way I'm saying it but uh. like it's compartmentalized yeah so some. of the reverse engineering people. theoretically. don't even know. that they're looking at right that's. what Bob Lazar said on my podcast he. said uh part of the problem is like. science can't exist in a vacuum science. is collaborative and the Metallurgy guys. weren't talking to the propulsion guys. oh yeah nobody talked to anybody you had.

like an area where you're allowed to go. and look at the vehicle and you know you. were with your other teammate and. everybody reported on everything that. was said and done and yeah man and it. just it was too limited for them to ever. really figure out in his belief at that. time so we're talking about 1989. if. what he's saying is true. what he was saying was that they were. bringing him to this area and he. couldn't tell his wife he couldn't tell.

anybody where he was going and they were. flying him to area S4 where they had. this UFO they didn't have just one they. had multiple ones and. um this sort of aligns with what grush. was saying because I think what Russia. is saying is there's 12 of them they. have 12. which is like like for real for real or. is this are you guys like sending money. to Ukraine you don't want me to know. about so you're showing me this like. that sounds so crazy yeah I don't I.

don't buy the distraction Theory because. it's like man the U.S government's been. doing weird [ __ ] with money but here's a. distraction what if it's what if is this. is just an advanced drone program. and what the US government is doing with. his Advanced drone program to to obscure. it to just start releasing UFO stuff and. having whistleblowers come out that are. actually intelligence agents and they. come out and start talking about. [ __ ] programs that don't even exist. right you know like they just start.

[ __ ] with the people online which. they've done with other stuff sure I. mean if you look at what they did with. MK Ultra just MK Ultra alone you you. should be at least you should go what. what did you do you guys set up. whorehouses where you dose the Johns and. then film them through through what is. it with see-through double-sided glass. or whatever yeah.

valuable research do you get from dosing. up some plumber looking to get his dick. sucked you know and give the guy a glass. of water it's got [ __ ] acid in it oh. God and you're in the CIA. you know how fun that is you're in the. CIA you're you're in like you're in the. CIA you have infinite access to LSD. they're just like letting you go into. like brothels and like watch people [ __ ]. like wow well not only that you're a. puppet master you're literally giving.

people crazy powerful psychoactive drugs. against their will and you're watching. them and you're learning how to. manipulate people's behavior and that's. the Tom O'Neill the book chaos it's all. about MK Ultra doing that with Manson. and Manson doing that with his followers. do you know the gifted and talented. program conspiracy theory it's connected. no gate Theory were you ever gifted and. talented no you know it's one of my. favorite current conspiracy theories.

and uh. admittedly conspiracy theory in other. words it's just cool I don't necessarily. believe it but basically the idea like. oh like the gay program apparently and I. looked it up and it there does seem to. be some connection was sort of funded by. uh the feds who like like it was. definitely somehow involved with the. government basically now where it goes. into conspiracy land the idea is they. wanted to find people kids early on you.

demonstrated certain traits that then. they get hired to work in intelligence. this is a grooming program for. intelligence basically and so all these. like and again I I just love these. things like if they're real or not it's. still cool so there's all these like uh. aspects of people who are in it like an. occipital bulb like people who are in it. like if you like they they have this. bump on the back of their head weird. marks like sort of like when them.

navigation things or a Sirius XM radio. antenna on your roof or your car. uh well yeah it's maybe it's an implant. maybe they give you that implant that's. where we go oh that's where it goes. because it's a good spot for it it would. make you drink this weird pink [ __ ] they. would like do this hearing [ __ ] yeah I. mean Jamie I bet you could find the. whole list of like commonalities and.

people in the program and it's like. interesting like the hearing they had. you would have to do this hearing test. before you got in. you would be in a windowless room or a. room where the windows are covered up. with a dude giving you and I that's how. I got in giving you a giving you an IQ. test the IQ test had the ESP cards in it. along with a lot of other weird [ __ ] and. then what would happen is because. generally like smart people sometimes. are are kids who meet these things are.

underperforming your parents are [ __ ]. delighted so you hear from school. they're like actually your kid isn't a. complete [ __ ] idiot as it turns out. he's got a very high verbal IQ and we. think we should put him in the special. program and train them to be a fed well. yeah I mean you're not fit you're not. asking like wait what is the program. well who came up with the idea for the. program you're just like my kids smart. yes put them in there they care about. kids Duncan they just want to get those. smarter kids yeah yeah we're gonna put a.

lot of funding to making them smarter. and smarter. and we're gonna set up careers for them. yeah right and Nicaragua and they'll. never know they'll just think like when. we came up to them in the college they. got a scholarship for that we provided. and we're like hey we love your. dissertation. yeah can we talk to you about this. really cool job you'll never know you've. been groomed your whole life to be in it. again probably not true but interesting. an interesting like new conspiracy that.

I like a lot it's really it's really. interesting I hope people out there. research it for me what I that's what. drives me nuts about censorship online. is that the really dumb ones that are. obviously not real I think are also. amazing yeah. I think they're fun. there's some people that are just out of. their [ __ ] minds. and then there's things that come up. sometimes so you're like wait a minute. how did that slip by.

mainstream news like how why is this not. a subject that everybody's kind of. tweaking about right what every now and. then like the hollow Earth one I was. like that is so ridiculous that's so. ridiculous but. and it's still ridiculous it's still. ridiculous but then they discovered. there's three times as much water. inside the earth than there is in the. oceans I got so excited about that until. I looked into it what is it apparently. the water's like compressed sadly into.

the soil in other words oh now I could. be wrong about that but I can remember. specifically the disappointment that. swept over Oh I thought they were saying. there's like oceans under the surface. what I read is that a lot of the water. they're talking about has been. compressed into soil soil moist soil. dude I when I one night when I was super. high like I emailed a famous geologist. because that I just read about like the. caverns under the Earth and I'm like my.

God like like literally there's like. massive. empty spaces down there bigger than the. Grand Canyon like could that be true I. just could I just still can't I didn't. understand it and I don't know the. answer for sure but you know so look. look at like uh. we're. studying the plumes of uh Europa is it. Europa to find organic life we say. within the ice of Europa. there could be organic life.

here it is sometimes scientists thinks. Earth's oceans formed when icy comets. hit the planet but new research suggests. a different origin for the oceans they. simply seeped out of the center of the. earth the finding published in science. suggests that a reservoir of water. hidden in the Earth's mantle is more. than 400 miles below the surface try to. refrain from Imagining the expanses of. underground Seas all this water three. times the volume of water on the surface.

is trapped inside the Rocks sad. so in this rock is water so that's what. it's saying a piece of. synthesized ringwoodite the blue mineral. may contain oceans worth of water in the. Earth's mantle okay but it's in the Rock. right so it's like it's not water stop. lying like that's like saying all the. people on Earth consist of an ocean of.

water because most people like what are. we like 70 water yeah right there's an. ocean of water in people we just got to. drain the water out of the people we got. another ocean another ocean what do you. say here like that's not an ocean you. have [ __ ] rocks you have wet rocks no. one's going to your [ __ ] article if. you say there's wet rocks under the. Earth yeah say there's an ocean but. there's three times as much water in. these rocks as there is in the ocean but. yeah but it's in rocks it's not water. unless it's water like you put in a. glass no then shut the [ __ ] up that's.

not water you got rocks but. but don't destroy this for me Joe but. but just. think about the fact that life. life grows in so many places right and. if there were voids within the Earth and. there was like some kind of heat source. whatever it is and it gets hotter down. there and maybe some water didn't just. make it into the I mean caves are. [ __ ] wet right so if there were water.

down there a heat source and also if. there was like some flow of water. seeping in from you know the surface. theoretically. theoretically some life form could. evolve down there just like we did. theoretically it might not be like. Advanced like us it might just be some. kind of like insane fungus my uh. youngest really loves horror movies we. watch horror movies together yeah and we. watch The Descent the other day. that's a great movie God damn I forgot. how fun that movie is that's so fun.

there's a scent too kind of sucks yeah. but the scent one was a [ __ ] oh my God. the setting oh there's so much in it the. way they set it up the movie it's like. oh right off the Jump they're like oh my. God hot cavers hot cavers hot cavers. that [ __ ] squabble with each other. it's [ __ ] great it's a [ __ ] I I. highly recommend it The Descent is one. of my faves like if like it scratches a. real specific itch for me it's like I.

love Hollow Earth [ __ ] and then like it. just you've got no it's not Hollow Earth. it's Caverns it's like it's I mean it's. beings that evolved in those Caverns I. mean there's a lot of ridiculous [ __ ] in. it like they're grabbing Elks and. dragging them into the hole and eating. them there like yeah the whole thing's. so dumb you can't have a bunch of like. weird like mutants living under your. forest and so many of them too because. there's no pictures of them the but I I. don't I think it was like another.

Senator talking about the possibilities. what these UFOs are one of them said. could be coming from an ancient. civilization that's just choosing to. reveal itself to us now. this is a government official saying. this oh I wanted to bring this up. Michael Knowles I didn't watch the video. but it was one of those things where the. the headline of the YouTube video it's. like uh on the Michael Noah's Nola show. it's something about aliens are confirms. aliens are demonic oh please yeah but he. was talking to somebody that like I.

think he was talking to Lou Elizondo. right who's a part of the program the. the atip pro one of those UFO research. programs. um but there was this video about it. do I need to make a feature-length. documentary called what is a demon to. teach Matt Walsh blog that. extraterrestrial aliens aren't real. I would watch it hmm so Matt Walsh. thinks are there are the righties duking.

it out with each other is that what this. is I don't know but please make the. documentary he thinks they're not real. so Michael Knowles is saying that. extraterrestrial aliens aren't real he. thinks they're demons intelligence. officials now confirm that UFOs of. non-human origin have been recovered and. studied at this point the only reason to. Discount these reports in your own. preconcey is your own preconceived. belief that aliens can't exist the. evidence is really overwhelming now he's. not wrong he's not wrong but it's in.

here's the thing the evidence that we. can get a hold of is all anecdotal it's. all people talking about these things. until it passes that I'm on this huh. same I'm interested but I'm not. believing you yet I. I know if you know about MK Ultra if you. know that they did that and they didn't. get punished for it those people just. died so what happens does it evolve or. does it stop right most things evolve.

like most when you go back to Eisenhower. warning about the industrial the. military-industrial complex like he was. warning about it then it was an emerging. thing yeah he was worrying about well. that evolves to now control the. government right right so does the MK. Ultra and mind control does that evolve. of course it evolves it doesn't stop. dead there I was going to get people. captivated yeah I would start talking. about all these things that we have all. these [ __ ] amazing crafts that we've. recovered but not show you jack [ __ ] I.

have a lot of people talking about it. and maybe this is just a preliminary. step to showing you the stuff Maybe I'm. Wrong maybe I'm wrong and these are like. real Patriots I think the American. public needs to know people have lived. and died and not have this information. and it's your duty as a Patriot as your. duty as a human being as a citizen of. Earth to let everyone know that we are. being visited also you might be covering. up for the military industrial complex. that's figured out a way to make. Hypersonic drones that look and behave.

like something that was created on. another planet I mean yeah because they. funded these researchers under some. guise of a hedge cup phone company and. yeah flown in all these physicists and. give them a lot of money to shut the. [ __ ] up and top secret clearance which. you can't violate or you get put in jail. and next thing you know you're. developing some sort of magnetic. propulsion system that can rocket things. through the sky silently instantaneously. turn on a dime yeah well you know man I.

think maybe that some of what I know I'm. doing with my skepticism in this regard. is I just don't want to be disappointed. of course and I don't want to it's like. I so will love it if my kids get to live. in a world where aliens aren't even. weird yeah and I want that world so so. much that it's definitely going to give. me some confirmation bias and it's. definitely going to like warp because. it's so easy to see in something what. you want there to be but.

I just I like I don't I and I'm dumb but. I can't quite access the real the. benefit like I think there's other ways. to lie about your uh secret weapons uh. program then by like gaslighting. Senators under oath I feel like that is. such a dangerous thing to do and uh so. to me it's unless you think that Senator. is a dork you want to get rid of them.

I'll tell fetterman anything. basically. had meetings with him he's an alien oh. [ __ ] fetterman isn't coming forward with. this [ __ ] though man it's like he should. be he's got the information he's just a. coward you think fat they told Federer. yes that's why he's pretending to be a. person who doesn't talk that good dude. he has too much information the best way.

to like not be credible like I don't. want to be involved. yeah man I mean he would be a great. person to like leak too we told him have. you heard this Theory being talked about. are the aliens us UFOs may be piloted by. time traveling humans yeah I've heard. that before I heard recent I was trying. to find where I saw it but recently like. in the last few days I saw someone I. think they were in the government saying. government a similar version to this. yeah there is a date that they have been. told and that if they tell everyone the.

date it will freak people out so there's. a fight about talking about this date. about when time travel gets invented uh. know that they think that these aliens. are approved whatever are us coming back. to warn us and they're like this if they. do well. and [ __ ] it up oh about a thing that we. might do yeah they're very very vague in. the thing I read about yeah maybe it's. like Ukraine I mean Jesus Christ but. dude also if you you see Greta Thornburg. went to uh Ukraine no to say how dare.

you did she go there to scold them no. she went there to be a part of the. Illuminati they [ __ ] welcomed her. with open arms. she's a kid man what are we doing. it's so bizarre did you have this. strange kid on the spectrum they uh fly. around the world as the spokesperson for. climate change and the the strange part. about it is it's like this is not a. person that most people think is the.

person they want to hear talk about this. no who do you want to hear talk about. this you want to hear like a rational. educated scientist that's warning you. about the very specific details of what. human beings and our our pollution is. doing to the world like here's here's. science and graphs and data instead. you're sending a kid that like got. famous for saying how dare you how dare. you robbing us of our future you know.

it's a he on one level not thundberg. that's I mean the whole thing the whole. thing you just showed is like dystopian. it's strange but but on one level. I get I know I know that scientists. are are scientists scientists are not. comedians you know what I mean and I and. I know that like. many of them want to convey. the [ __ ] they're discovering to people.

who didn't go to graduate school right. and they need a mouthpiece like they. need someone to speak for them and and. and they just keep [ __ ] it up because. it's like you generally like the. mouthpieces it seems like. they're condescending like you need a. mouthpiece that's like able to be like. to to not make the people that they're. talking to. feel like they're being talked down to. right like that's how they they hold. Authority the best way to hold Authority.

is to make someone on the defensive make. them feel stupid for questioning this. and that's how you hold that Authority. so it's anti-science like and you know. again you go back and look at like Tesla. or [ __ ] Isaac Newton what a lunatic. he was a lunatic he had mercury in his. hair he was studying the Temple of. Solomon you know what I mean we have. mercury in his hair yes he did and and. he is what do you mean by that and he's. like when the hair samples I guess in.

his Laboratories he must have had. Mercury so he's had mercury poisoning. mercury poisoning and this is Newtonian. physics and it's like this this is New. Look at Tesla he's like [ __ ] like on. a date thinking about Faust seeing a. vision of like uh alternating current. engine right these are the people who. warped Society permanently there was. nothing tame domesticated or normal. about them like imagine if you if if. like I invited you over I'm like Joe.

come into my I want to show you. something I've been working on. it's you know the Temple of Solomon from. the Bible I think it's a code I think. it's a code I could use to crack uh uh. the the the the source of all reality. and I I feel like it has something to do. with Mercury I'm just not sure what so. I've been pouring Mercury onto this. replica of the Temple of Solomon you. you'll be really worried about me I. would be worried about it this is Isaac. Newton and and you know when so it's. just weird this like this thing has.

emerged with the domesticated normal. scientist or that like you know science. is somehow like filled with just very. normal completely professional people in. the history of it seems to be littered. with Maniacs Maniacs Maniacs yeah and. not Maniacs who failed in their Pursuit. but using the system discovered truth. that changed history forever. it's really weird man it's well we.

always want to think of a person as only. being the thing that is so egregious. about them or bizarre about them. but there there are a lot of things. right you know I mean that like when. they talk about. like Geniuses that also were kind of. crazy and did something [ __ ] up like. we want to concentrate on that crazy. thing like wasn't Tesla in love with a. pigeon yeah it wasn't somewhere during. the pigeon yeah. yeah. we want to concentrate on the the weird.

you know asocial aspects of them they. were all very bizarre and how they. interacted with people that's right. string of bad relationships they had bad. relationships Duncan and ignore all the. [ __ ] that they said that doesn't fit in. to what like makes sense like his debt. Tesla's death beam idea the idea that. you could like create some resonance and. send a death beam to blow [ __ ] up or. like probably could well I mean you. should see that I feel like we already.

talked about this we've talked about. everything have you seen the MythBusters. where they make one of these Tesla. resonance engines and put it on a. [ __ ] bridge and they're they're not. expecting anything to happen and then. the whole Bridge starts [ __ ]. vibrating yeah like like yeah that's. right I remember that and they turned it. off like they they didn't they didn't. continue the experiment because the. bridge started like making some weird. shaking thing like oh well [ __ ]. you know man I just think you're smarter. than Tesla distance work this is just.

quackery please open up a gate to hell. remember the Event Horizon one of my. favorite science fiction horror movies. of all time it's a great movie it's. about these people that use this time. warp you know they they fold space time. in order to travel and when they do uh. one one ship disappears so another ship. goes to look for that ship and by doing. that you open up a gate to Hell by doing. that fold over space time so you can get.

straight from one point to another Point. instantaneously far across the Galaxy. to hell and so everybody everybody has. to deal with the literal hell like Latin. speaking demons and it's a fun movie I. mean which came first Doom or Event. Horizon which came first I believe Doom. I believe Doom. because that's Doom do you know where. the name Doom came from no came from the.

scene from The Color of Money with Tom. Cruise. Color of Money when Tom Cruise is a pool. Hustler and he goes to this pool hall. and he's watching this like the number. one player play. and the number one player is this cool. looking black dude and he he looks and. goes what you got in that case because. he's got a pool case he goes in here and. he opens it up Doom cool and that's what. Doom was for the game community that was.

doomed for the game industry when they. what do you got in that box what in this. box we got doom and that's what it was I. mean when John Carmack and John Romero. when they released Doom ID software that. was a [ __ ] game changer a 3D game. first person shooter you're running. around and there's [ __ ] demons and. you're firing rockets at them it was. incredible so cool it was incredible.

what a great idea military attack on. Hell which is such a that game is so fun. all the it's so dark as soon as you can. find that scene from The Color of Money. see if you can find it. but that's why they called it doom and. which one came first I don't know I. don't know but I love it yeah. game the game. here yeah once you've got in there.

you hear. [Music]. Doom. come on boy yeah. we're gonna have a lot of fun meanwhile. that is that cue that he opens up that's. a production kill it's not even a great. queue it's a Josh. it's supposed to be a Bala Bush cup.

which is a handmade cue by this guy who. is the master of the great cues like. when you go back to guys like uh yeah. see that's that's not that's Eddie. Cohen's Eddie Cohen is like a real uh. modern day Elite pool cue maker and he. made a version like a Color of Money. version but that's the that's the cue. that Joss made and you could buy it it's. not like uh I mean it's a good playing. cue it's it plays good but it's not. about bushka Bal bushka is a handmade.

Cube by this guy who was a master yeah. who yeah I mean they would Age his wood. he would Age his wood for years and. slowly turn them down and you know you'd. have like stacks of wood that had been. air drying for seven years before you. cut them into queues like his stuff was. like it's like a violin it's like you're. buying a strat of areas like that's. that's a real Balabushka dude I just. read this thing online of like. coders making fun of the [ __ ] that pops.

up for like hackers oh yeah because they. know everything they're doing and. they're like yeah you know that that's. when you have very deep knowledge or. something because like in a million. years I would never even think like I. wonder if that really is a good cue. that's that that's a good cue to play. with but it's a rep to to have that say. Eddie gave me a Balabushka and show that. like blah that's garbage that what that. was was they made a deal with a pool cue.

manufacturer Joss which is a they make I. mean very good cues don't get me wrong. like um Mike Siegel Mike Siegel is one. of the greatest players of all time uh. played with the Joss I mean they make. amazing cue they play good but they're. made in a with a computer it's made you. know with machines right yeah the the. the ends are rounded that's a that's an. old Balabushka so that what that is is a. Titleist and what a Titleist is is a. house cue so you buy a house Q and A lot.

of those really old house cues from like. the 50s they converted them into pool. cues like two-piece cues that you could. bring with you and that was a very. popular coup because it was a it's a. full splice meaning the contact wood to. wood contact of the two joints is like. it's the the old method that they used. to use that's cool man it looks like a. very powerful wand and Diablo. ha. well it's like you were playing not just. with something that played well but you.

were playing with something that was Art. right it's it's functional art it was. made by a master it's made by in George. balobushka's case you know some guy had. been making them in the very beginning. yeah and Willie Moscone played with one. likes the great players played with them. but there's so many guys who make. amazing pool cues now it's like. it's really a matter of taste and most. of the players in fact now are playing. with carbon fiber anyway what is the.

like I don't it's very dumb question. because I don't know enough about people. but what like if. two equally matched players are playing. and one of them has one of those. and another one has just like a basic. pool cue how much of an advantage. would the person with a really nice none. none no Advantage it's all about the. Archer not really the the the the the. the the pool cue once you become. accustomed to it you know what it does.

so like you every pool cue has a certain. amount of flex every pool cue has a. certain amount of weight to it there's a. balance they're all different but once. your arm and your stroking arm becomes. accustomed to the balance then it can. accurately determine the amount of force. that it has to apply to the ball in. order to get the proper rotations of the. ball for it to line where you need to. land your next shot right so it's it's a. matter of making the ball and then. moving the other ball to the other side.

and any cue can do that it just you have. to know what that cue does and then you. have to compensate for what that cue. does stiffer cues have a different. reaction the more flexible cues right. dude it's such a you know what man with. pool. that's one that's gotta pull golf pool. they it's got this like oh man yeah you. could just see how like you would just. there was a I wish it's so sad I can't. remember the name of this club because. that Greener was incredible sorry they.

have a pool table in there and you know. I like we would [ __ ] around which was. never fun for you I'm sure because I'm. horrible but no it's always fun the uh. you know I just found I see how. addictive it is how like just learning. how to do one thing and then you get. stuck in this repetitive trying to get. it to work but it's so. the difference it's mind cleansing it's. like archery in that regard that when. you're lined up on a shot the only thing. you're thinking about is that shot right. it helps me a lot with stress because I.

have so many things going on. simultaneously that that would require. my attention that if I have an activity. whether it's archery martial arts or. pool where you cannot think of anything. other than that activity while you're. engaging in it it's very beneficial. clears your mind yeah man I yeah I need. [ __ ] like that if I don't have something. like that and it's such a relief when. your mind gets grabbed by something it's. so great that's why video games do have. a role there's a there is a good role in. video games yeah the problem is they're.

so good they're so addictive they pull. you in so far Brian Simpson was. explaining Diablo and he started showing. the new Diablo on the screen and he's. explaining how it all goes down and I. was just seeing my my [ __ ] time. getting sucked away into this goddamn. game dude it is I can't do it this is. also like if you're into games right now. this is like the apocalypse because like. the new Zelda came out and then blizzard. puts out the new [ __ ] Diablo and it's.

like they're both in their own way just. spectacular and and also you know how it. is man if you've if you started with an. Atari 2600. and now you are like getting to interact. with like technology now I started with. pong son. what is this that's a cutscene cut. scenes from Diablo oh wow. but the cutscenes are just like a little. movie you just watch a little movie you. know I mean the game one day will.

probably be like this dude Jamie uh. spoilers spoiler spoiler if you're. playing Diablo don't listen can you. find the cut scene from Diablo where the. dude is getting eaten by wolves. spoiler don't watch this if you're into. Diablo wow. really. this was actually uncomfortable let's. end with this because I gotta get out of. here yeah we got a show soon.

right here. you might have to. yeah there you go. Diablo. fail. oh God. [Music].

foreign. [Music].

all right let's wrap it up Duncan I love. you to death so much fun thank you so. much being able to represent science. with you today yeah I feel like we did a. good job I think so hail science fail. science. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].