Joe Rogan Experience #2006 - Brian Simpson

Jo Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day What's happen hell yeah what's up. Joe see glad to be back can I plug my. dates real quick before I forget yeah. I'm G I'm going to be in uh Denver at. Comedy Works on July 13th through the. 15th and Levity Live in West nyak New. York on July 20th to the 22nd get those.

tickets on be uh BR Simpson comedy.com. nice listen to the podcast BS with BR. Simpson it's pretty good yeah it's very. good yeah you enjoy doing it I love it. man I love it I feel like you you need. something outside of Comedy like when. you start doing it for money you know. you have to do something else so you. don't so you're not just doing com you. know yeah it also helps your brain just. because you're talking about stuff and. thinking about stuff yeah subjects yeah. and I'm I'm getting better at it too. just just having to your own energy.

every week or whatever I just like. having something to do yeah no it's. great it's fun it's I think the best. tool for Comics is the oneperson podcast. which you do too is like where one. person gets to rant about things you. have guests on but sometimes you just. ran about things right yeah I think that. is like well where Burr comes up with a. lot of his material that's where Tim. Dylan comes up with a lot of his. material oh yeah like it's extra. superpower get a lot of M from regret. like I'll say something ju cuz what I do. is I have my my my producer finds these.

articles and I don't read I never read. them oh and he just and he gives me the. gist of it and I just react and. sometimes I'm like oh why did you say. that you know right when I heard about. the submarine people I was the first. thing I said was what kind of stupid you. know but I forget like I do I I got. empathy for the people still I know. they're dumb as [ __ ] but being trapped. in a box is that's one of the worst ways. to go and they they haven't found them. yet but they're hearing banging now yeah. and what does that mean I mean how they. have 30 hours less than 30 hours now.

just to before they run out of. air yeah I think they're dead I think. they're already gone well if there if. there's banging if someone's banging as. of Tuesday afternoon they had 40 to 41. hours that's 24 hours to go now oh Jesus. Christ record so they got like 20 hours. yeah like everybody that's still alive. is is is really sleepy right now Jesus. Christ 5 or 6 a.m. Thursday Eastern. Standard Time is M around a Brea air.

tomorrow. morning oh my. god oh my god well that's if that's if. they're all still alive true right right. I think somebody on there might have. made a heroic sacrifice or something. what does that do for anybody it leaves. the air for one person to breathe do you. think someone killed someone so they. have more air I think somebody might. have killed themselves so everybody else. had more air how are you going to kill. yourself in front of any everybody on a. little tiny submarine smaller than this. room just have somebody choke you out.

you know how much energy it would take. to choke someone out yeah remember you. rather just sit still one of them down. there with their. son can you imagine being on there with. your child you like oh my God baby look. daddy showed you how to do I showed you. how to do the rear necked oh my God. finish me off live for the rest of us oh. my. God I don't think that anybody's going. to do that I think they're just going to. assume they're all going to die together. yeah yeah if they die together I mean I. don't know I have no idea like what. ability they have to pull that thing up.

yeah oh can you imagine what's on the. cell. phones like not like these hours now. like they still had hope yesterday. probably oh my God but like right now. can you imagine oh my God or being the. guy that forgot your. charger well the crazy thing is Jamie. pointed this house yesterday and it's um. there's lawsuits apparently did you. point it out you the one no you didn't. tell me someone told me in the green. room I did it was you about the the the. window yes oh that was you yeah oh my my.

God yeah the guy tell people yeah the. some someone yesterday on I read that. they uh there was a lawsuit in 2018 a. whistleblower was trying to report that. the the uh the window the glass wasn't. wasn't wasn't rated for that depth yeah. and he and they fired him apparently. I'll send it to you Jamie yeah you sent. it to me on Twitter oh you found it okay. Ocean Gate was warned of potential for. catastrophic problems with Titanic Miss. tit Titanic mission say.

there uh January. 2018 the company's engineering team was. about to hand over the craft named Titan. to the crew would be responsible for. ensuring the safety of its future. passengers but the experts inside and. outside the company were beginning to. sound alarms Ocean's director of marine. operations D David Lockridge started. working on a report around the time. according to court documents ultimately. producing a scathing document to which. he said the craft needed more testing. and stressed the potential dangers of. the passenges of the Titan as a.

submersible reached extreme depths 2. months later Ocean Gate faced similar. dire calls from more than three dozen. people industry leaders deep sea. explorers and oceanographers who warned. in a letter to its chief executive. Stockton Rush that the company's. experimental approach and its decision. to forego a traditional assessment could. lead to potentially catastrophic. problems with the Titan Titanic Mission. so apparently they've done it this a 100. times yeah that's not enough yeah.

they've done it 100 times imagine being. number 99 and you hear about this yeah. you know I just and I read too this. morning some reporter was on one he was. on the boat last year and it got lost. for like five hours the. submersible and he didn't say anything. oh my God says Mr lockage reported. learning that the. viewport let that lets the pasture see. outside the craft was only certified to. work at depths of up to 1,300 m that is.

far less than would be necessary for. trips to the Titanic which is nearly. 4,000 M below the ocean surface the. paying pastes would not be aware and. would not be informed of this. experimental design lawers from Mr. Lockridge wrote in court firings filings. the meeting LED Ocean Gate to fire Mr. lockage wow according to court documents. filed by both sides Ocean Gate has said. in court records that he was not an. engineer that he refused to accept. information for the company's Eng. engering team and that the acoustic.

monitoring of the hull strength was. better than the kind of testing that Mr. Lockridge felt necessary the company. said in its lawsuit that it appeared Mr. lockage was trying to be fired Mr. lockage responded by alleging wrongful. termination legal battle ended in a. settlement later in 2018 so it seems. like it was him but two dozen other. people the separate warning yeah. received the same year from 38 experts. in the submersible craft industry all of. them were members of the Manda.

underwater Vehicles Committee of the. Marine technology Society a 60-year-old. Industry Group that promotes studies and. teaches the public about Ocean. Technology the experts wrote in their. letter to Mr Rush that they had. unanimous concern about the way the. Titan was developed and about the. planned missions to the Titanic R. wreckage oh oh look at this [ __ ] the. letter said that ocean Gate's marketing. of the Titan had been at minimum. misleading because it claimed that the. submersible would meet or exceed the. safety standards of a risk assessment. company known as dnv even though the.

company had no plans to have the crab. formally certified by the agency oh God. people are gross money it's always money. it's always money it's always. money money in hubris man it's weird. because for some people there's no such. thing as enough money yeah and and I. don't I don't understand it I don't. understand it either like if I if I go. the rest of my life making the money I'm. making right now I'll be great yeah yeah. I got enough money it's like I I got. enough money where I would not I don't.

make decisions based on that like you. know what Brian call told me once a. great quote he said once you have enough. money to go to a restaurant and not. worry about what food costs he because. everything else is [ __ ] right yeah. yeah just about that just go go to. dinner and not think about it not worry. what was that old saying it was like. $70,000 once you pass $70,000 it more. money doesn't make you happy I mean that. was years ago it's probably like 85 now. right but it was like once you pass that. once you up around there you can just. buy you know a good meal and not think. about it yeah yeah it's like I I don't. make decisions where that's the number.

one factor where it's like oh you could. make you could make. $10,000 and and and and do do a good job. or you can make $100,000 and betray your. two closest friends it's like I think. I'll just take the 10 I don't need. 90,000 you know what I mean but they. don't think about the guilt that would. come up with the Betrayal it's like. imagine bringing your son down there. imagine the arrogance oh well that guy I. think the guy with his son is that the. same guy that flew in and Jeff bezos's.

rocket ship I'm not sure this dude's AIS. I think that's the guy that owns the. whole oh God I think he owns the ship. not the submersible not the submersible. company but dude that is so terrifying. but didn't James Cameron do that yeah. James Cameron went down there before he. filmed Titanic yeah but I don't think I. think he went solo but he didn't take. all but he was in control of the craft I. don't think somebody was controlling it. from somewhere else see you have footage. of that James Cameron's a wild mother. [ __ ] yeah it's a wild dude I mean just.

to to be him and decide to do that. because you're filming the Titanic Oh no. I think that was he was filming Avatar. right this he was filming a documentary. on the Titanic on yeah on like how what. it's like to even do deep sea challenge. is what was called 3D trailer yeah this. is wow they went I think they went to. the bottom of the ocean is even far is. that there's another video I was pulling. up have you seen that like that it's an.

animation of How deep the ocean gets and. it just shows you how compared to a. bunch of stuff on land how and then like. how far the minimum depths are and then. the maximum depths so he went to the. maxim like Marana trch it's more than. twice as far down as the Titanic is oh. my God and now don't they think there's. a deeper plot deeper spot I think they. found some other spots I think are. deeper Challen Challenger Deep why am I. thinking about that they might have done. this live I think too I don't oh my God. no Challenger Deep is an area in the. Marana TR I mean but I just imagine just.

relying on all that equipment to. continue to work properly but it also. looks like they maybe not whereas this. current submarine didn't have any sort. of tethering to it his did he might have. but I don't no actually I'm trying to. but you you know what's F you know. what's you know what's Wild to me though. is maybe not you know how the you know. one of the conspiracy about the. moonlanding is that they really got um. Stanley kuri Stanley Kubrick to film it. it's like we have a we have a [ __ ]. Direct here claiming that he went to the.

bottom of the ocean and no one suspects. that he made it all. up yeah right yeah how we know he. [ __ ] really went down there right. yeah no kidding how many people were. there right who was the witnesses All We. Got Is footage of him inside that thing. moving around and that's from the 90s he. it was probably cheaper to fake it no. that's new that's pretty new I think. it's like 2010 or 11 10 years old oh so. he didn't do that for the Titanic no no. no I think he did it for Avatar CU you. know Avatar two a lot of it is water.

yeah apparently he like one of the most. expensive movies to film ever great. movie they just pushed [ __ ] it was great. the the next three got push back the. last one's coming out now in 2031 Jesus. Christ the main girl is like I'll be. like 50 when I I shot this the first one. in like I was 20 something yeah but all. you're doing is making. faces yeah you'll be all right but if. you get like in a roll like that where. you have to come back again and again. and again like it's a little bit of a. velvet prison for a lot of those guys.

yeah and I imagine they want they want. to do other stuff yeah but it's also you. want that security well I think that's. why they is that why they killed off. Batman I mean uh Iron Man in The. Avengers was Robert Downey Jr like. enough already. no they have a giant giant giant story. plan that's going on that's way bigger. it's they're on phase five now or. something wild with that they're allowed. to do weird [ __ ] now because the. Multiverse they just go back in time and. reset things that happened in DC brought.

in the Multiverse too that's ear they've. earned so much uh leeway from the fans. yeah a Marvel movie just has to be. better than okay and people are like. right yeah yeah cuz those cuz those the. end the cuz we know at the end what's. going to Happ cuz the people that like. the in the comics they go way harder. than they do in the like like if HBO had. bought the rights to Marvel it would be. it would be some dark [ __ ] yeah yeah and. the in the comics so you watch did you. watch any of the movies the Marvel.

movies yeah I've watched a few of them. so most of them in the in the movies. thanos's motivation is he wants balance. in the universe so he wants to find an. infin so he can snap away half the. people so it's more resources for the. people left right that's a stupid. [ __ ] reason in the comics what. happened is from from from a little kid. Thanos was like he was a freak like a. mutant he looked like that and people. treated him like [ __ ] and his only. friend was mistress death she would. visit him like death was her realm like. that was really she was in charge of all. dead [ __ ] oh wow and something happened.

and she [ __ ] hates him like he's. banned from her. realm right he's in love with her she. he's banned from her that's why he can't. die oh my God and he's trying to impress. her by sending her more souls so he. wants the gauntlet so he can snap her. snap it away so the the the movie ends. the movie would have ended in a. completely different way he he ended up. having like he created a platform for. her and a throne so she could watch when. he snapped away the rest of the universe. and all of the [ __ ] Avengers and.

everybody showed up to fight this. [ __ ] it was a epic battle and. and what happened to his daughter you. know the robot chick that betrayed him. he he her punishment was like she was. just stuck standing I forget he did. something horrible to her but she was. just stuck like a slave standing still. and all every superhero in the universe. is fighting is just Thanos trying to get. that Gauntlet off before he before he. snaps you know and the the robot [ __ ]. who he who he the last person he saw.

coming she like used her last bit of. willpower and snapped out of it for a. second and snatched the glove off ah the. comics the the comic books went hard man. I wonder why they took that plotline. away cuz that's a great plotline he's in. love with death bro this is this dude on. um on YouTube called Comics explained he. he he's the biggest like this like I. didn't read any of that he does these. videos where he just walks you through. the whole story you know some of them. four five six hours long he goes through. the whole issues and tells you the whole.

[ __ ] so you don't have to and I was like. I watch this [ __ ] all the time. he walked me through that whole [ __ ] I. was like oh this was way better than the. movies oh that's interesting yeah but I. think it would have just taken them. longer cuz they you they got to make. they have to make the movies for people. that don't read the comics right so they. can't always do everything that's in. there but that sounds better though that. it's way better dude how much they have. in the this we're halfway through four. now I think on here of everything. they've made in and they have all the. stuff that's coming out stuff on the way. too yeah there's two new giant Avengers.

war movies coming no we no we in Phase. five now we yeah yeah yeah we're here. we're like isn't that crazy though oh. blade there's a blade coming out later. this year D Daredevil I've seen X-Men. yeah there's X-Men supposedly supposed. to be coming out at some point they're. bringing them back into the fold wow oh. Captain America New World Order they. just got the rights to Hulk back so I'm. expecting another Hulk movie to get an. but Mark Ruffalo is not going to be the. Hulk again right I don't know I think. there's going to be a new Hulk depends. if they right. know Mark Ruff was busy being a.

political activist or something they. could take the rights to his face and. put somebody else in there and you know. God defected Hulk he's out there like. Hulk. recycle they can kind of do anything. with CGI now Bruce Willis gave up all. the rights he sold all the rights to his. voice CU you know he has I think it's. called aasia he's got a serious. neurological condition something's. really wrong with him and so he gave up. the rights to AI using deep fakes of him. for ads and for a bunch of other things.

he sold that wow for how much I don't. know it's a good question I mean that's. worth it if you can't talk to him more. well if you know that it's over and. you're never going to work again way to. get get the bag you're just trying to. stay alive I mean yeah he's just trying. to stay alive it's bad there was a video. of him with his family I think they were. celebrating a birthday and he was just. you could see him. struggling it's so sad just for clarity. I just looked up an article uh there's a. report that he actually did not sell his.

rights oh but they did it's very. confusing it says actor deny selling. rights to AI company for digital twin. but there was also articles that said he. did it right now yet 100% I'm looking up. it says that he did it but there's one. that's counter to that that says he did. not and then like the quote is something. like you can't the wording about rights. is wrong Bruce couldn't sell anyone. rights they are his by default anyone. any rights they're his by default the. def company use artificial intelligence.

to create realistic simulations of. famous figures a deep fake of Willis. appeared in an advert for Russian. telecoms company last year in August. 2021 megaphon launched an ad campaign. with Bruce Willis and requested us to. create a digital twin of the star upon. the request our Engineers processed a. data set composed of 34,000 images of. Bruce Willis and made his digital twin. for this series of megaphon ads oh. interesting it says James Earl Jones did. something similar M well I mean it makes.

sense if you're especially if you're an. old dude and you're done you don't want. to act just sell your rights and I mean. James or Jones gonna be making that Star. Wars money till he die right yeah yeah. and way after they can just keep using. his voice just for his voice is't that. wild man I'm I'm trying to get that. bad yeah you you you the money you make. when you don't have to do anything is. you know that's Freedom right there yes. yeah yeah just passive income just keeps.

floating in for you I was just I was. just talking with somebody else about. this is like I I think there's people. that that dream of being rich but what. they really what they really want the. fantasy is really that they can do. whatever they want yeah right they want. they really dreaming of Freedom yeah but. because we you know because we in a. capitalist Society freedom is being rich. they dream is stuff too though they. dream of stuff what what you mean stuff. like if you don't have stuff you want. stuff oh right well that's what I mean. being able to buy what you want to buy. being able to do what you want to do but.

then there's like the Bezos of the world. where it's like to for them it's about. dominating it's not about the amount of. money but he seems to have like he. resigned from the company right he's not. the CEO anymore yeah and I think he's. just balling that's what I think he's. doing he's just banging that super hot. girlfriend of his and travel around the. world in the biggest yacht of ever that. no one's ever built he's doing all that. anti-aging [ __ ] you know who's that one. billionaire that I was telling you about. he like he takes blood transfusions from.

his son that guy's weird man but he does. look younger he looks great but I mean. um you probably could look that there's. guys that look that good that are his. age that just work out all the time but. well that's what I don't know cuz he's. doing so many things that I don't I. don't know what thing what is he going. overboard with like he takes like 40. vitamins in the morning and 40 more in. the afternoon he always he always sleeps. at the same exact time no matter what. that seems tedious I know was like I'd. rather just die sooner you know like I.

was telling you I had a headache last. night because you know all the [ __ ]. that's going on at the club nonsense. there's nothing bad but so uh then I had. a hard time going to sleep and then I. got up in the morning I was foggy as. [ __ ] got in the cold plunge like I know. I'm not at Optimum today yeah I know it. but you know that's life that's life. that is life suck it up [ __ ] like is. that him and his son so he looks to me. like a normal fit 40-year-old guy n show. but show a picture of him from like five.

years ago well did he look bad it he. just better he he looks worse yeah he. looks better now well maybe back then he. was working too see that's him right. there see what the uh is he working. still you see yeah go go back is that. him oh that's him right that's him right. there oh well also it looks like he lost. weight he got fitter yeah he went goth. which makes you healthier he looks like. more like a superhero than goth like. what is that strap on his shoulder what. is he doing is that a bulletproof vest.

is that guy a superhero what is that. what is that outfit imagine wearing that. outfit if you showed up at the the. mothership with that outfit every be. like Brian Simpson what the [ __ ] are you. smoking Tony Tony might rock that Tony. would rock that with a big belt buckle. no but I but I bet you I bet you it's. probably something that like lets a. certain frequency of light to his. nipples that keep helps him retain. vitamin D or some [ __ ] right right what. is that stupid shirt man that shirt's. ridiculous yeah he's got them zero shoes. on. yeah yeah it's oh he's doing all the.

face stuff too see that's another thing. that they can do they do this face thing. oh Jesus what happened to his face I. think he's just got cold oh that's a. different guy same he said I tried tried. yeah but what is he doing right there it. says 45y old CEO to the right of that. yeah so what is he doing okay so does. yeah there's a thing that they do where. they like put these like micro needles. all over your face and then they rub. stem cells in your face I know a few. people would have had that done but now.

imagine the sun doing this from 18 you. know yeah that now that might be a whole. different thing yeah so he eats 2,000. calories a day but he's vegan yeah. that's not good that's a lot of vegetabl. but that's interesting that he would. choose that route the the vegan route. for longevity cuz there's a a lot of you. know nutritional pitfalls that can you. not make up for those cuz like you said. he takes like 50 yeah possible it's. possible to do but the most nutrient.

dense foods or red meat that's the most. nutrient dense foods there's just a lot. of weird propaganda he might switch it. up well who knows I mean he doesn't look. that good there though so that that. thing again but it's like for a lot of. people on vegan diets it's hard to put. Mass on I he looks okay but he looks. like a normal 45y old guy that's fit and. I think that's his dad too see see that. picture right there in the middle wow he. him his him his son and his dad all did. the transfusion thing I'm not sure I.

like that. picture him in the Middle look like why. were you looking at me like that imagine. if you go over someone's house and the. Son and the dad and the the little kid. they're all posed like this like come on. what what are you doing if I went over. your house like a you were there with uh. you know two other dudes like thought i'. be like hey man I'm going to leave we. were embracing yeah I mean I want you. guys to be happy the right's not as bad. as the one no the one on the right is. normal like Joe this is how this is how. we stay younger Joe we it's cuddle cudle. puddles it looks like his dad's not. listening intergenerational cutle.

puddles that that that Bell Buckle is. [ __ ] straining yeah well he's. definitely hold he's definitely holding. in his stomach yeah on top of that like. that guy's not listening isn't it funny. like the sun is on this crazy Health. kick the dad looks like he's eating. meatball subs oh yeah well I think he I. think he was aange from the dad and the. son until like recently oh and they got. back together for the transfusion oh man. that is so hard for people I've met. people that like their their kid won't. talk to them like oh my God yeah that's.

wow what happened and then I meet the. opposite like last night at the club it. was two there were two people that uh. where like it was just a dad out with. his with his son well one was out with. his son and one was out with his. daughter I was like that's awesome if if. you're 50 and you're 25-year-old. daughter wants to still hang out with. you you did pretty good yes you know no. it's beautiful hanging out with your. kids is awesome I don't understand I. mean I you know all sorts of. circumstances divorce parents turn one. kid against the other parent that's. horrible I've seen that [ __ ] happen.

that's that's like you when you date. manipulative vindictive people and they. do it to other people and you don't. think they're ever going to do it to you. guess what yeah guess what you're going. to be other people if they don't like. you anymore but you know what though I. um while sleeping Johnson is hooked up. to a machine that counts the number of. nighttime. erections oh wow this guy's going too. hard with data he also takes daily. measurements of his weight body mass. index body fat blood glucose levels and. heart rate variations I mean okay maybe.

he has a lucky number he wakes up 13 yes. 13 boners how many boners you think you. get in the night I don't know what's. what's a good number I didn't know you. got them at night I get them every now. and then I go to PE and I got to like do. the lean but what why do you need to. measure is there a normal amount. right oh man I don't want to know that. much I don't want to be worried about. stuff like that there's so much data. that ain't going to come out with like a. um like a apple [ __ ] ring that'll. measure for. you five five nocturnal erections during. an 8 hour sleep cycle typically with.

each erection lasting about 25 minutes. that's about one erection every 90. minutes oh interesting but that's weird. like why is he measuring I guess just. find out what his testosterone levels. are but wouldn't you be able to do that. with blood levels I know yeah man you. can you can go crazy like when I had. that whoop thing like if I looked at it. I mean I still have it I just haven't. been wearing it but if you look at it. and it says you only got like 25%. recovery but you feel good you're like. what the [ __ ] is going on how come I. feel good you know that was actually a.

sign that a lot of people had Co cuz. they would have 8 hour sleep and they'd. wake up and be like 4% recovery like. what the [ __ ] is going on like the way. you were breathing it's your body's. struggling your body's not doing so good. you know yeah I don't know I don't I'm. sometimes I I still do the health. tracking but sometimes I want to I just. listen to my body for the most part I. mean I do measure my heart rate and I do. wear a heart rate strap when I do some. of my workouts but what like yesterday. my my there's a couple people in my. family they're sick right now not bad.

but enough you know that it's like. they're they're sick and uh I was. working out yesterday I was like boy I. feel like a [ __ ] like I just wanted to. stop but I felt strong enough to do it. but it was like this so I'm riding this. line where I don't want to overstress. myself and like tax my immune system but. I don't want to [ __ ] out of my workout. so I got to feel it along the way while. I'm doing it it's like I'm going through. a dark room and I'm just feeling the. Walls by hand you you know yeah see. that's you got more discipline than me I.

I would just I would just give in well I. have a particular type of mental illness. like that like I need to do physical. hard things if I don't I my brain. doesn't work that good it just it's like. too confused it's it's riddled with. extra energy and data that it doesn't. need it it concentrates on stupid [ __ ]. oh it's not good for me for me I I need. exertion but when I have exertion I'm. calm and friendly and nice and easygoing. and and I'm compassion and I I think. about other people like their problems.

before I react to things but when I'm. like amped up like if I haven't worked. out for three days like I'm not good at. decisions oh yeah you know cuz then I'm. you know you want to say things like. shut the [ __ ] up but when you say shut. the [ __ ] up nobody hears shut the [ __ ]. up they they they get mad at you like. they don't think oh I should shut the. [ __ ] up like it's the most ineffective. thing to say unless you're really. thinking about violence and you're. letting someone know if you don't shut. the [ __ ] up I'm going to put you in the. hospital if unless is that yeah we.

unless it's a warning we were talking. about respect the other day how like. that [ __ ] that shit'll save your life in. a whole bunch of situ like [ __ ] yeah. respect people if all else fails just be. respectful always always be respectful. it's wild now because nowadays it's like. it just seems like a lot of people are. comfortable being disrespectful it's. internet it yeah it's it's kind of crazy. man yeah it's that internet culture is. that it like that way of communicating. becomes a part of your system you're. used to communicating like that there's. so many people that are so crazy on. Twitter the way they talk to people like.

I couldn't imagine talking to someone. like that to their face just cuz it's so. mean it's so shitty it's fighting words. to some people it's also such a [ __ ]. move because you know the person's not. there you're saying mean [ __ ] to them to. hurt their feelings knowing that they're. not there and then you keep checking for. replies like a sick [ __ ] yeah because. well because on top of it it's like but. every everyone sees this so it's more. it's more important for me to get in a. good clapback than it is oh yeah right. it's like I I had a I had a old gym uh.

one of my gym teachers used to like. whenever it got like physical in. physical education class like somebody. wanted to fight or whatever he would. like he would let us fight but he would. take you in the he would take you in the. closet where we put the mats and he. would like well y'all can fight y'all. can fight in here in front of me like. you just can't fight in front of. everyone oh wow and 90% of the time. people go in that closet and make up. yeah yeah cuz it's like it's the it's. the the wanting to save face that makes. you not be able to like let [ __ ] go it's. also when you get in that closet you. realize it's real you start looking for.

a way out of this and I don't get. anything out of it no one sees it so now. how do I benefit from from being you up. we we going both just leave here and. tell people what happened right no one's. going to see it and you know it's also. you're about to get your face punched in. yeah but that shit'll backfire though. too cuz cuz some people really want to. scrap you take them in there and it's. it's a problem yeah they're looking. forward to it m I had Mike Perry on the. podcast the other day he's a bare. knuckle boxing guy that uh came over. from the UFC that dude like some people. pretend to not give a [ __ ] that dude.

doesn't give a [ __ ] he doesn't give a. [ __ ] better him than me thank God there. people like that yeah there's people. like that out there and they're so. [ __ ] entertaining to watch them fight. yeah you know what as much as I made fun. of it when it first came out the slap. League you like it I like the highlights. I I haven't watched the full match but I. but some of the people in there are. characters man yeah for sure if you're. going to get slapped in the face for a. living probably be a character.

it's it's designed for those clips. perfect I think Dana needs to Spring off. they need to have a they need to have a. separate champ for front hand and. backhand slaps ooh backhand slap they. need a backhand slap. Champion if you backand slap you got to. be dressed like a pimp you got to have. some fly velvet suit on something just. beautiful and purple instead of a belt. it's just a cape for the champ yeah like. cape yeah I like it yeah a crown maybe. too big old pimp Crown a chalice big.

time remember pimp up hose down oh yeah. there was a while where like they won't. air [ __ ] like that they would never air. [ __ ] like that today it's horrible. exploitation and they were like. celebrating these guys yeah HBO listen. we got to give HBO their flowers yes. they've made some of the most in. Sensational TV since I mean from the. time I was a kid [ __ ] yeah on up to now. they they got some they got more they. probably got their batting average is. higher than every other n nwor for sure. bat aavs is Sensational yeah so many.

good shows it there's more good shows. than bad shows on HBO just succession. which just ended yeah succession was. great [ __ ] great show yeah [ __ ]. great show and the ending holy [ __ ] man. you know what I clapped in my house I. was like thank you I feel different. about the ending every time I think. about it well it's it's so there's so. much there there's so it's so you're so. conflicted cuz there's no Heroes there's. no Heroes they're all [ __ ] losers and. they're that's re. that's the real corporate world think.

about the fact that at the end of the. day losing was still them all being rich. billionaires unbelievably wealthy. unbelievably wealthy and they were so un. cuz like I told you like people like. that it's not about the amount of money. they wanted to be CEO they all did and. none of them ended up being and and and. and and and what's the what's the um you. know the whole the whole Art of War. thing when it's like it's like never go. beyond victory so when I first watched. it I was like man [ __ ] sh she rather be.

under Tom who betrayed her than her. brother be in Char but then I thought. about it at the end and it's like the. brother [ __ ] up and I don't know if. this if this was intentional but I think. I like to think it is you never go. beyond winning he he had it won he had. it so up and you stop you don't do too. much and when he was he wanted to gloat. one last time in the room and remember. he excluded shave again he was like me. me and my brother was able to bring it.

across the line he and that was her one. thing like stop excluding me I'm smarter. than both of y'all yeah like and he one. last time he and that's when she got up. I was like I got to think about it like. those characters were so perfect oh man. it was a perfect cast for sure like they. they're so good that show was so well. casted so well casted yeah and what it. cousin Greg end up getting oh he was. just Tom's [ __ ] for the rest of his. life yes forever God that dude's evil. evil yeah both of them are Craig's evil.

too yeah he's creepy yeah and he comes. off as like this bumbling kid but they. but he he got stck into the Ruth yeah. and he was manipulative from the jump. though his granddad tried to talk him. out of it like just just be rich and. away from these. guys they're not happy so crazy none of. them are happy but it's a it's a thing. like gambling addicts like I was was. talking to my friend Sean about gambling. addicts the other day like growing up in. pool halls you know not growing up you. know being in po Hall when I was younger. it was my first exposure to real.

gambling addicts and it is a sickness. that's different than anything that I. ever thought it was yeah it is just like. crack like these guys they want that. [ __ ] they just got to be in action. and that's what they they call it they. call it action I got to be in action. they want to be in action it's all money. is just gambling coupons yeah they love. the risk of it they don't it's not the. winnings or the losing it's it's the. [ __ ] adrenaline rush and you're. watching the G did you see uncut gems oh. yeah uncut gems once it's [ __ ] I.

can't watch it again it's so anxiety cuz. like I knew people like that I knew. people like that I knew people that blew. everything blew everything I watched. people blow tons of money I've seen it. in pool halls man it's like everyone's a. junkie they're all Junkies you got your. players who are like they they just. they're addicted to playing and they're. also addicted to winning and they're. they're Addicted to You Know making. scores but then you got the line people.

the people that aren't even they're not. playing they're [ __ ] betting on the. side those are the big bets that's the. big money sometimes people are playing. for. $25,000 but there's. $500,000 in the. room these are like big money games in. the Philippines big money games in you. know like when when they get some guy. will come over from Europe and match up. with somebody they'll have these like. three-day tournaments where they're. playing for $100,000 but there's so much.

betting on the side but has anyone ever. I wonder if they just sit down and do. the math and realize like you lose way. more than you win yeah but it's the. [ __ ] action you think you win. sometimes you're going to keep winning. you're going to win again I'm going to. get him back I mean that was uncut gems. he was always like chasing after that. money that's what they all do man it's. wild to watch cuz it was so scary to me. I got I was nervous about gambling on. pool like I would only gamble a certain. amount out you think it's easier to have. a friend with a gambling problem or a.

drinking. problem I know a lot of good people that. have kicked drinking I know a lot of. really good people that had drinking. problems and now they're awesome like. look at David tell he had a drinking. problem and he kicked it and became he. was already one of the best Comics alive. when he was a drinking guy and then quit. and got even better I mean he's and he's. amazing he's amazing to be around he's a. beautiful person everyone loves David. tell yeah that's true so it's like.

that's a guy that had a drinking I know. a bunch of people that have had drinking. problems drinking problems to me is like. it seems like that's it's more relatable. you want to escape and it's usually some. pain that you're dealing with in your. life some childhood [ __ ] or some failure. [ __ ] some you're avoiding yeah or it's a. genetic thing some people they just have. a genetic propensity to alcoholism it. just runs through their whole family. dude I just heard a friend of mine told. me about a guy the other day where he he. he has a he has a drink he has a. drinking problem but he also is an.

alcoholic but I'm sorry he's an. alcoholic but he's also allergic to. alcohol oh my God so he would literally. drink himself into the hospital like. once a week oh my God and I was like. that's that right there that's that's. bad right there you got to recognize. that [ __ ] is like your arch nemesis but. there's a thing about addictions where. it's like even if you know it's bad for. you you keep get pulled into it it's. hard to explain that to somebody that's. never been addicted at anything or at. least they think they have it but you. know dude I was getting addicted to.

those nicotine Vapes but not even. physically addictive this is what's. crazy I could put it away and not use it. for a week like I'd go on vacation I. wouldn't bring one with me but then when. I got one back I just wanted to. suck and here's the thing somebody's. going to turn that into a me suck it. suck it oh there's so many horrible. things you said me and Ari the other day. had a conversation about docking you. know when dudes take their their for. skin and put it over another dude's dick. right and we're like we were arguing. over who's winning you know it's like.

and he's like I'm sucking your dick no. no no I'm [ __ ] your mouth it was like. this stupid stupid but I was like my God. why do I always get in conversation like. that around Ari oh he's a maniac he's. gonna be there tonight oh dope dope yeah. I can't wait to see him uh Adrian is. there tomorrow Puchi yeah oh okay dope. dope yeah I love her yeah she's funny as. [ __ ] she's funny as [ __ ] and she's on. the rise you know she's like a new kind. of interesting Talent yeah fascinating.

person super [ __ ] smart she go hard. too she goes hard yeah she goes hard on. stage but i' I've never met her I've. never met her personally she going to be. tonight yeah sweetheart I know she's. here tonight she'll be here tomorrow she. might come in tonight uh but yeah I got. to meet her uh during um the moon tower. she came by the mothership is so how. about bottom of the barrel see I didn't. talk about bottom of the barrel at the. beginning of the show yeah but it's so. much [ __ ] fun it's the I look forward. to it so much I was bummed out that I.

didn't get on stage the second one but. the first you never know man you never. know like what I've had two premises. that I've gotten out of bottom of the. barrel that became actual bits yeah. every night it's it's and it's a. different show every night it's so fun. it's so so silly yeah and the crowds so. now now we're starting to get to the. point where like regular people are. coming back and back back yeah and it's. like it's always different it's always. different it's always different and some. of the suggestions are hilarious yeah I. give out prizes for if a good one yeah. that Sal that the fly gun it's this gun.

called Bug Assault they sponsor our show. and the they give us uh and the thing is. this is one of those places where like. they didn't want offer the sponsor I I I. I got one and I was like everyone should. have one of these like I would be their. spokesperson if they paid me cuz because. I don't know if I've ever told you this. but I have a real my relationship with. flies like when I fir when I was. deployed my first deployment to Iraq you. know it was when we didn't have [ __ ]. going on we we just came over the border.

and we camping in this town called a. numah and this this had the most it had. the most fertile soil I've ever seen it. just looked nutrient really I could be. wrong but we would dig we would dig. holes to [ __ ] in every day we didn't. have any porta potties no INF you know. and uh and somebody you know whoever got. in trouble will have to bury the hes but. anyway these were the biggest most. numerous flies that I've ever seen in my. life I learned it like they they they. hibernate did you know that or that's. probably not the scientific term but.

they sleep at night and to the point. where like we would I would wake up the. tar we had all our thing it would be. completely covered in flies like a. millions of flies and and you could you. could scrape them off they wouldn't move. they wouldn't wake up you could just wow. and we did it we did it every morning we. killed them all and every morning it was. full again it was that many imagine if. you didn't kill them yeah and they were. so and they was there was so many flies. and they were starving any chanted. moisture so we would eat these um MREs. you know you you ever had M it's so you.

know how you Everybody Eats it out of. the bag it comes in right and so when. you open that bag you had about 3. seconds to get the food in your mouth. cuz they it's like they would sense the. moisture and even if you got the bag. closing time they would just all over. just anything if you cried they were on. your tears they were just starving oh my. God that's why I don't eat outside you. know if it's more like if like if. there's too many women in the group they. always want to eat outside and I was go. I'm I'm good I don't want to I'm not. going to come because I already know the. cutest girl is gonna go we should she. get outside okay and I'm be I'm be.

pissed the whole time the first time a. fly lands on my food I'm I hate this. [ __ ] you wanted to do this right and so. when I discovered a gun that could kill. these [ __ ] yeah it is do you. know my wife took mine Away really. yeah she's like the whole [ __ ] house. is going to be covered with salt you're. going to leave the doors open just so. you can kill more flies it's all did you. get did I give you the pistol or the. rifle you gave me your rifle oh no no no. no we got we got to upgrade you tonight.

the pistol's different because I told. you she took the the rifle to hide the. pistol the the the rifle the rifle's. cool the rifle comes with an infrared. sight right and that's it's pretty cool. it's accurate within I think four feet. but it but you pump it right and that's. cool that'll knock a fly out the sky but. the pistol is called the shredder now. the shredder. okay it comes with a CO2 cartridge so. and it's a revolver so has a little. revolver things you rub it in Salt load. it up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

yeah bug of salt Shredder you can get a. little holster for it and bro when I. tell you cuz now that thing it'll rip a. fly to pieces you hit a fly with that. [ __ ] and it's dead that's what. I'm talking about yeah man I need one of. these yeah no I got you we have we have. them at the club I get [ __ ] up by. mosquitoes in my yard oh because you. know I'm out there doing archery and uh. I'll do it during the day with shorts on. cuz it's 95 [ __ ] degrees out there and. I'm out there for 2 hours and I come.

inside and my ankles are just brutalized. yeah well they call them no seeum this. one made this made for cockroaches oh my. God holy [ __ ] for big big bugs bro it. just blows them away bang let me see. boom he you're shooting salt into your. [ __ ] food well if it's popcorn it's. fine this is just such a setup oh that. that guy got [ __ ] up yeah bro boom son. I mean what did they do for this. commercial how do they they let those. roaches on that stuff they they probably. had them in a bucket they just dumped.

them on the table I'm telling you it's. so satisfying America man I'm I'm. definitely I'm giving these guys free. game right now but I'mma tell you. there's no more satisfying feeling than. shooting one of the [ __ ] out. the sky or shooting it off of something. every time cuz you know if you live in. Texas every time you open your door. something flies in your house that's. just that's just part of living out here. every single day something flying is in. my house yeah and every single day I. kill that [ __ ] and it feels so. good I have two of those I have one. upstairs and one downstairs so no matter. where I am I don't got to I don't got to. leave the floor I go right away and I.

talk [ __ ] the whole time I'm like oh you. think you think [ __ ] sweet up in here no. no no anyway we got a fire and problem. too oh yeah those little [ __ ]. woof man it's very impressive the. mountains that they make those guys go. ham yeah they Texas is well out with the. bugs I feel like every kind of bug in. the world is here bugs snakes I got a. booklet that they sell at the. supermarket of like the snakes from. Central Texas like what's dangerous and.

what's not that's here in Austin yeah oh. wow yeah my friend called me uh she goes. what is this and she sent me photos or. videos of two big ass coral snakes in. her garage and I'm like those are real. bad like get get those [ __ ] things. out of there that'll kill you oh yeah. yeah corl snake can kill you yeah they. usually aren't trying to [ __ ] with you. though no no they don't the problem is. sometimes you don't know they're there. right and so you're stepping and you. step too close to them and they bite you. and you and yes it's a wrap especially. if you're not looking you know you just.

wander through the woods God it's so. beautiful out here especially if you. don't know what bit you that's a whole. other thing oh yeah and you don't get to. the hospital yeah you got to get to the. hospital with the thing that killed you. you got to know what it was you know I'm. sure hospitals out here probably carry. antivenom yeah my dogs got bit a ton of. times by rattlesnakes really yeah my pit. bulls back when I used to have pitbulls. oh yeah they anything in that yard was. dead you know I saw a video the other. day this might not be true who knows. what you learn with the internet but uh. but cats are like quicker than oh yeah. they're way quicker their reflexes are.

way hard there's a great video of a. snake trying to bite a a kitten like a. young cat and the cat's like w shut the. [ __ ] up cat hit you two times you're my. favorite. listen you know how like if you after. you do comedy for so long it's the real. silly [ __ ] that makes you gets at you. it's not like the intricate [ __ ] it's. like the silly [ __ ] that makes me laugh. Tony Baker doing voiceovers of cat video. have you you know Tony Baker the. comedian yeah yeah he's one of the.

funniest [ __ ] alive and he does. these voiceovers of animal videos and. when he when it's a cat thing so he has. he has all these different phrases but. he he when a cat hits somebody he calls. it a skibby p and he'll he'll bro is you. got to find one of these like it's one. of the he ah help me brother help you. that's not is this Tony the. king. king your father.

bro cats fighting on roofs is crazy they. die sometimes those little [ __ ]. can fall really far though I mean my cat. my cat goes outside I worry about her. all the time but but she's a she's a. Savvy one man you've always let your cat. go out yeah she well when I got her she. was like an outdoor cat. so yeah they don't take kindly to being. stuck indoors those outdoor cats no I'll. start pissing I he right now I don't. like what's happening right here I don't. like how you old in my arm and licking. my chest I don't like.

what I rip your PW pads loose and put. them in the nice little broth and let. that simmer while I see your cat F the. highest bitter and all your goddamn. catnip you understand me but hey the. each is own you know what I'm saying. whatever you're into it's so funny you. see a a labrador growling like [ __ ]. you're so faking it oh yeah they're the. nicest dogs in the world and most of the. most of those families that have cats. and dogs the cat is ruing the Roose yeah. smacked the dog right in the [ __ ]. face did you ever see the video of the.

girls talking about her pronouns and the. cat turns and smacks her in the face no. it's hilarious so a girl like holding. her cat and she's being serious about. her pronouns and this cat turns around. goes shut the [ __ ] up she's like oh hi. my name is Ain I use she her pronouns. and I am. [Laughter]. this and you know what dud it was it was. probably her fault look my cat my cat. only acts.

up this is [ __ ] hilarious that cat. was like shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ]. up no warning just shut the [ __ ] up you. should have fed him my cat my cat only. acts up when I'm wrong she's never wrong. you know something's always wrong if she. acting up is either is either. something's wrong healthwise or or I'm. late feeding her or her litter box is. dirt like something it's always. something I didn't do she never just. starts acting a certain way so that she. probably was [ __ ] something up well. she's annoying yeah like she her. pronouns the water B [ __ ] if you're.

annoying about that you're probably. annoying about other stuff the cat was. like she need to change my [ __ ] water. bowl the litter box thing is rough if. you don't change litter boxes all the. time like people you go to their house. and smells like piss it's like you don't. all Factory senses are interesting in. that they they detect change right they. don't detect static smell so like you. get used to being like if you live in a. town where that has a slaughterous. you get used to that if you live in a. town that's got like a lot of. agricultural chemicals around that.

terrible smell like my parents used to. live in Pennsylvania and I used to drive. to visit them through Jersey and when. you're going through Pennsylvania when. going to where they lived there was a. lot of like Agriculture and the smell. was so bad you rolled on the window. you're like what the [ __ ] these people. live with that every day but they don't. notice it after a while right right so. like that's the thing with people's. houses when you go over there and they. have a box of piss and like hey you got. to get rid of this like you have a box. of piss in your house the technology is.

so high now yeah yeah they have those. things they got they got the auto they. got the automatic joints it's like it. don't make sense it's a little draw draw. change it yeah yeah but then if you got. an outdoor cat like you know she shits. outside somewhere I have no idea where. she. shits I have no idea where where she. shits at and I don't clean it up I I. think they bury it a little do your. roommates take care of her when you go. out of town no. no I mean they I'm sure they watch out. for but not any the only time they leave.

food out for her no I'll have Sam you. know Sam derk's fiance Sam yeah um she. runs bottom of the barrel with me she. she I would rather her do it you know. men don't yeah rightly CU like they'll. they'll take care of her but they won't. do what I would do she she do what I. would do right so it's like uh if I'm. but only only if I'm going for more than. a few days you know if it if I'm doing. like 4 days somewhere then I'll have. I'll just have her go check on her a. littleit if you have a cat and you come. back home after a couple days the cat's. like oh look you're back no no this. [ __ ] don't like it she gets mad at you.

yeah yeah yeah she's always upset yeah. really like what do she do she me she. got like abandonment issues so she. always whenever I leave for more than a. day she thinks I'm going to leave her oh. yeah I've had uh Strays stray dogs that. were like that yeah so sa but man the. [ __ ] fine she just she got two. fountains she got a D she doesn't know. yeah she doesn't need a lot her food the. bowl is automatic the water fountains. are automatic she got two of those the. litter box is automatic that food can't. be good that dry ass [ __ ] food no no.

I mean I feed her wet food when I'm home. right but but uh like I said I couldn't. trust anybody else to do it I wonder if. cats get mercury poisoning from like. eating tuna and [ __ ] like that I don't I. I think they uh is that an issue with. their kidneys are pretty [ __ ] strong. yeah but I mean Mercury is it's a heavy. metal poison like I don't think it's. good for any animal and they not giving. them sushi grade fish well a lot of. those that's true but a lot of those. tuna they're riddled with it because the. big fish are the ones that are eating.

the most little fish and a lot of the. little fish are the ones that have the. heavy metal poisoning they can get it oh. they can look at this animals do not. show signs until several weeks after. being poisoned by organic Mercury signs. can include blindness excitement. abnormal behavior and chewing lack of. coordination and convulsions oh Jesus Oh. convulsions cat show hind leg rigidity. lack of coordination and Tremors. neurologic signs may be irreversible. oh no so it's not common to cats but it.

maybe the first thing a veterinarian. suspect so it's possible that mercury. poisoning happens but is not diagnosed. oh may not be the first thing a. veterinarian suspects oh wow I had a dog. once a puppy that I got and it had. distemper and you can't fix that in a. what is distemper distemper is horrible. I think it's is it parvo or distemper. are they the same thing um it's a. horrible virus that puppies get and uh. he would just go into these terrible.

convulsions like these seizures it was. so sad wow the cutest little guy and. there's nothing they can do about it. there's nothing they can do about it at. the time at least it was 20 plus years. watching something cute die is difficult. oh it was so horrible he was so adorable. he was such a little sweetie it's not. the same thing uh. so do temper and Paro not the same. disease both are highly contagious viral. disease that could cause serious. symptoms and even death especially for. unvaccinated puppies and adult dogs yeah.

does tempor hepatitis par influence I. got him from the pound and you know he. was a rescue puppy and you know. sometimes when you know they're around. who knows where they are before the. pound gets them and he was already. infected so sad he was such a cute. little guy why you take why'd you take. him home if he was already going to die. I didn't know oh I didn't know until. after I had him he he started showing. symptoms uh a while after we got him. he was real young too it was oh was.

awful oh that's. tough he was so cute I haven't lost my. pet yet I mean I've had animals down me. but they were never mind I don't know. what I do something happen to this I saw. a dead deer on the side of the highway I. got sad this is the deer out here are. dropping their fawns so you got these. cute little baby deer that are running. around and when uh we were walking the. other day and um the the mother deer ran. away and left the Fawn and the Fawn just. lies down on the ground cuz they're so. small they can't run yet and so the. mother tries to distract you by running.

away so that you chase her and the. hopefully the Fawn kind of Blends into. the grass oh yeah they don't have any. defense mechanisms they're too small so. for the first I don't know how many days. they really can't run away now they can. kind of run away like now I see the same. little baby deer and now they're running. around and wow but it's like so that's a. bad plan from other deers well it's a. plan that ensures that uh there's going. to be less Deer uh because you can't. have too many deer like you can't you.

can't be perfect where they come out. running full full SP you would never you. know coyotes would never get them well. that's more planed than those submarine. people that [ __ ] pisses me off the more. I think about it it scares the [ __ ] out. of me it just seems like a horrific way. to die how you don't have a plan B see. you know what's so strange about the. whole situation to me I was telling. Jamie. earlier um is that they have what they. had they it started out with four days. worth of air Jamie yeah so so someone.

thought if something goes wrong they. gonna need extra oxygen yeah right cuz. it's it's only the trip is less than a. day but they have four days worth of air. so someone was thinking about what they. might need in an emergency and they. stopped right there they gave them extra. air and then no other way to get out of. a bad situ like they can't control it. from inside of it there's no emergency. surface button there's no transponder. they don't control it from inside of it. no it's controlled from the ship oh. Jesus oh my God and the ship got to be. right directly above it oh no yeah yeah.

yeah and if that doesn't happen if they. if somehow they lose contact with the. ship the ship is not directly above it. that's it there's no plan B what yeah so. is it like is there a tide that moved. them away from under the ship like what. the [ __ ] I have no idea maybe somebody. crashed maybe you know maybe that maybe. that window failed at a certain depth I. that's what I think happened I think. that I think the thing failed I I think. they're dead I think it it imploded on.

them why do you think that because it. seems like what do you think the banging. is uh I think the banging is just It's. banging up against something or or maybe. the banging is something else maybe it's. the the ship shaking you know they. they've never measured The Sounds around. that area it's not like they they can. say that that banging is outside the. norm oh really yeah I mean the Titanic's. down there it's probably still creaking. and swinging and who knows what who. knows what that banging is but I could. and I could be wrong that could be them. Bing oh seems like a waste of energy. like nobody's going to hear you but if.

someone is hearing them oh like like. they're thinking oh the sonar will hear. them well I guess that's what it's full. yeah I think they they've heard it. through a plane is that true yeah so. there's a plane that detected the. banging but it's still unconfirmed from. what I was just reading like someone's. claiming they heard that and then. there's like yeah but but at this point. we know like there's no there's no hope. of saving them J even if they even if. they're alive like right now how do they. get them out how do they get them out. even if they look even they have another. one of those things even if they were on.

the surface right now like if they had. risen to the surface somehow there is an. emergency they still can't breathe they. can't open it they no one can they can't. open it from the inside so they they. can't they have to find them to save. them and even if they found him right. now they got to bring him to the surface. slowly you know they can't bring them up. too fast so who even who even [ __ ]. knows man I think it's I think it's how. long does it take to get him to the. surface you know I I don't know I think. but it it it's longer than you'd be. comfortable.

with cuz I so I think it's not about how. much air they have left right it's about. do they do they have enough hours of air. left that it would take them to braze. them to the. surface and open that hatch how do they. even plan see if there's like some sort. of a detailed strategy a retrieval oh. I'm looking how could they possibly get. it out what I found so far is that uh. during uh they spoke with somebody else. one of the writers for The Simpsons or. creators for The Simpsons or something. took this tour last.

year and they had problems on their. trip uh three times on or it says uh. communication was lost during all three. of his Dives including that to the. Titanic it's like when they were trying. to do it for TV they they couldn't even. find the Titanic or. something the boat has to be near the. sub so communication can happen and if. they are not near each other. communication is just. gone what the [ __ ] man GPS doesn't work.

underwater nor does. radio oh my. God and they don't have a line attached. to it yeah that's like some no in theory. which is probably not correct it could. have resurfaced at some point and it's. just floating somewhere and they can't. get out you know what could be it says. there's seven different uh not backup. but there were seven different. possibilities for it to resurface and. they're like well if none of those.

happened the other possibilities are. that there was a leak in which case. there's no backup. vessel you're kind of [ __ ] oh my God. yeah any kind of leak any kind of. opening at that depth is going to kill. everybody it's so scary yeah that's such. a SC cuz it's so. slow like getting down there so slow and. knowing that all that water is above you. miles yeah just like column of water. sitting on top of. you two miles down basically oh.

Jesus and then imagine then imagine you. sitting there on there thinking about. the one [ __ ] that was trying to. tell you that window wasn't good yeah. right the guy who's sweating it the CEO. who has the information yeah cuz we got. to kill somebody to save air we killing. him first I'm talking to group into. it hey man you know what you had a good. run boy everybody involved in that comp. but he's [ __ ] somebody going to pay. for that oh my God yeah one of the guys.

is a billionaire well it depends on. which political party makes it there. their issue if if the Republicans make. it their issue somebody gonna pay for. that what is happening with that Sam. Bank Ben freed guy I heard they dropped. five of his. charges which is wild I wonder how that. happened which is wild they just quietly. did that while they're telling us about. aliens yeah man this is the This is the. End of This is the end of the death of. Truth this is the age where you can't. tell which true you can't to who's who. yeah who's being bribed who's not who.

has an agenda right so now people are. going based off it's it's like what. you're likely to believe is whatever you. want to be true did you see that um you. know James O'Keefe left project Veritas. he was the guy that does all those. gotcha videos investigative reporter. videos where Undercover videos he got a. lot of them like I don't know what led. him to leave project veritos but he. started his own group and his own group. yesterday he got some guy from this.

Corporation talking about how easy it is. to bribe politicians so he's on a date. oh yeah you sent me this this Instagram. thing yeah oh yeah it's wild D it's wild. because this guy he's BL he's like you. know you can get a senator for like 10. grand like he does he it's does he know. he's being recorded it doesn't look like. he does he's on a date at some point he. says that that he's like you might be an. undercover reporter but he still keeps. telling yeah cuz he's trying to be funny. he's find that he I think he's trying to.

impress a girl but that's what it always. is like a lot of them are these chatty. gay guys and they get some cute gay guy. to go on dates with him yeah but but. there's one part of the video where he's. like at a job fair or something he's. just talking yeah so this is it play it. I mean oh. okay don't fil but I suspect that's. probably because it's easier to do. things when people aren't thinking about. it all of these financial institutions. they buy politicians you can take this. big T of money and then you can start to.

buy people I work forany called Black. Rock meet Serge vlay a recruiter at. Black Rock let me tell you it's not who. the president oh who's controlling the. wallet yeah it says let me tell you it's. not the president is it's who's. controlling the wallet of the president. and who's that the hedge funds Black. Rock the banks these guys Run the World. also what a [ __ ] campaign financing y. you can buy your candidates look at this. obviously we have the system in place.

first there's. the you got 10 grand you can buy you got. 10 grand you can buy a senator 500 Grand. yeah does like everybody do that does. black do that everyone does that he's. saying doesn't matter who wins they're. in my pocket at this point here's Serge. varl wow what a loser well these these. people always it's always single people. on dates but who talk who talks like. this on the first date guys do if they. want to impress a girl the guys do if.

they want to let a girl know like hey. they're a [ __ ] big mover Shaker in. this Corporation and this is how we do. it we run the world we run the world oh. my God I want govern Secrets don't. impress women do they well that's not. really government secrets it's corporate. Secrets them using their influence and. money to affect the political system but. it's you know it's it's power and you. know when a guy can talk about how much. power he has to a girl on a date it's. probably very intoxicating let her know.

I'm running [ __ ] baby like hey girl I. have several moral failings but I'm. what's that I Googled his name yep and. uh when you click this they removed it. they removed it yeah of course they. removed I also don't know when it got. added yeah but of course they removed it. like that they always do that whenever. when someone gets busted he definitely. don't work for Black Rock no more oh. he's in trouble yeah he's probably dead. yeah he's probably at the Clinton's. Ranch swinging from a tree. was a shotgun wound in his [ __ ] yeah. yeah he killed himself by shooting.

himself in the [ __ ] yeah it's uh not. good for him but they'll just disavow. him and none of the major media networks. will cover that that's where it gets. interesting yeah is when something like. this happens whether it's a. pharmaceutical company he's done that. with a lot of those people like fizer he. got this guy talking about engineering. viruses and it never makes the news I'm. going to try that on my next date hey. girl I IB several public officials let's. go back to my place yeah I think it's.

you know she's also asking the right. questions like saying that she's curious. so he gets to show how much he knows you. know God imagine think you having a good. date and this girl just betrays destroys. your life just destroys you puts you on. a hit list somewhere she probably didn't. even [ __ ] him no she didn't [ __ ] him I. know that's that's like that's the whole. thing got fre wi win free dinner a hot. scoop and then destroy your ass o you. get a couple of cocktails in someone. like that you know and they don't they.

don't think about what they're saying. next thing you know you're giving up. some serious Global details but then. that won't that always be I mean he that. pretty much gives Black Rock a way out. is like oh he was just trying to get. laid he don't know what he's talking. about for sure yeah oh yeah he could. totally be full of [ __ ] I mean that's. literally what one of the guys said that. they busted he goes I'm an actual liar. he goes I'm on a date I'm trying to. impress my date I'm lying oh right that. like on the spot and maybe he was. telling the truth you know you know. people definitely lie on dates and.

pretend they know more than they know. and she recorded him being like yeah I. have a 12in dick people wouldn't be like. well that must be true right he said it. on tape true right yeah yeah but it. seems like what he was saying is based. on personal experience but that shit's I. mean but we already knew that was true. yeah he's just a he said he was a. recruiter so he's never done any of that. stuff right pick the people that do it. if it only cost $10,000 to buy a senator. I feel like. we should own them all you could own. them all yeah at least for one election.

cycle yeah I wonder how that works with. political donations that's what Trump. always said that he had to he donated to. people to make things happen he donated. to people for this he went to their. weddings yeah he donates he donates that. he donates to their charity where they. also happen to be an employee didn't he. say a salary he paid Hillary Clinton and. Bill Clinton to be at his wedding oh. that's funny I think it was either his. wedding or one of his kids weddings I. think you can pay people and they'll do. an appearance isn't that wild that.

sounds like torture how Wild is that. though yeah give me $250,000 I'll show. up at your wedding I mean just to be. there that might that might be worth the. trip I think they're doing that all the. time so it adds up you know Donald G he. probably didn't have their meals covered. he's like well I just I PID you to come. you read the contract it's not an open. bar right the bar cost money it's. expensive what is um what was the story. with that is that legit did he say that.

he said that what' he say I'm trying I. was trying to find the video of it but. it's not coming up but their quote is. written here it says if you're to. believe him I'll tell you what with. Hillary Clinton I said be at my wedding. and she came to my wedding Trump applied. you know why she had no choice because I. gave he added that he gave money to the. Clinton Global foundation without. understanding how his funds would be. used I didn't know know the money would. be used on private jets going all over. the world he said it was Clinton had a.

front row seat to at Donald Trump's. wedding his third wedding in 2005 the. Clinton team didn't immediately respond. to request for comment on whether the. clintons only attended Trump's wedding. because he contributed to her Senate. campaign well they they're all in. cahoots just give them some money give. some money yeah they use it on private. jets don't do anything for money isn't. that crazy though they could just use it. on private jets they just got like a. private jet slush fund oh oh yeah I'm. not surprised at all like that's why I. don't feel bad for people like once you. hit a certain amount of money the system.

is set up for you to for you to never go. broke again oh yeah if you use it. correctly and they use it to the to the. most yeah yeah they use every Loop they. make the loopholes so they use every. single loophole to benefit them to make. sure they will never go broke and their. kids will never go broke especially. Bankers I mean when Banks fail they the. the government bails them out yeah yeah. the whole it's set up so what do they. call it uh private risk public no public. risk private benefit or whatever the. [ __ ] Kodak blacks lawyer slams Hunter B.

Kodak Black's lawyer slams Hunter Biden. plea deal after rapper sentenced to. three plus years for the same crime. attorney for rapper questioned different. outcomes for his client didn't Kodak. Kodak Black had a lot of drugs yeah also. but little Wayne I think had a similar. charge and didn't had the worse. penalties then did he was he would was. it him with drugs too I don't I don't. know exactly each case I know it's a. case by case basic but there a lot of. people that are mad about hunter's. situation but to be fair though Kodak.

this is not Kodak Black's first. conviction oh what has he done I don't. know but I think he just he just got out. of prison oh well this might have been. because of that oh okay I think that's. why he said yeah like uh his lawyer said. two tiers of Justice he was charged for. the same crime and did three years. Hunter Biden will not serve a day oh. okay right okay yeah but also don't know. if I mean I haven't looked back at. Hunter Biden did he never get arrested. for any of his problems in the past well. he said he was pardoned by Trump in 2021.

Hunter Biden no oh he was he was Parton. my for that for that same charge yeah is. that wild a pardon thing that's wild do. you could just say yeah let him out it's. wild who doesn't get one right yeah yeah. like Julian. Assange right Julian Assange Ed Snowden. Joe Exotic yeah free Joe Exotic um who. was who was the other guy uh uh Manning. Bradley Manning who's kind of connected. to Julina son but also he that's Chelsea.

Manning now right Chelsea Manning. transitioned while in government custody. for treason yeah how did that happen no. one never talks about that or did it did. it happen after because I thought I. thought when she initially got arrested. it was Bradley Manning yes and while she. was still in custody it changed the. Chelsea Manning I think so and I was. like cuz I'm like cuz it seems like you. getting mistreated but also like if you. can transition they they're treating you. pretty nice you know what I'm saying yes.

like in prison right so I I'm just. always confused me I wonder what the. transition consist of I mean someone can. transition by just identifying as a. woman now you just start dressing like a. woman and saying you don't even you. could still keep your dick you still. keep your hormones I think most of them. start taking hormones I don't know I. don't know I don't know what the. percentage is cuz you can like I think. cuz women I I think you listen it. transitioning to from a woman to a man. would probably be easier but I think.

women can tell you're not one of them. like you got to take estrogen if you. transition into a woman because you you. got to think like them they can they can. pick up on the vibe I don't think you're. not taking your. estrogen like what is this logic do you. know what autophilia is. autophilia autog gyil autog gyil okay. I'm G guess Auto. means happening without like. unconsciously gy is. vaginas right like gynecologist I'm.

guessing yeah felia means love oh so it. means somebody that automatically loves. [ __ ] no Auto autophilia is uh men have. a sexual fetish where they they're. attracted to women but they want to. dress up like a woman oh they want to. dress up like a woman and [ __ ] women. autophil is defined as a male's. propensity to be sexually aroused by the. thought of himself as a female it's a. paraphenalia oh parap paraphilia rather.

that is theorized to underline. transvestism and some forms of male to. female transsexualism so they you used. to be able to say this that was like a. normal state but now that is transphobic. which is really wild because it's it. it's been in the psychological. literature forever it's it's a condition. it's like Rocky horor picture show [ __ ]. yeah it's like but it's a kink I got a. homie like that that he transitioned to. a woman but he [ __ ] women like he loves. he still loves yeah that's so maybe it's.

like he loves women so much that he also. wants to be a woman I think it just gets. turned on by the idea of him being a. woman I don't know it's just like what. is that I I had a My My My First. Girlfriend was like that she she she Li. she loved to like masturbate in the. mirror oh Jesus that's weird that's. crazy I don't want to see nothing of. myself just looking at. yourself making. but imagine like imagine thinking you're. so hot that you make you come oh boy.

that's crazy you like man if I was a. [ __ ] I'll be I'll do this better than. these hoes like no that's who knows. what's going on with. that you. know who are you telling me about you. were telling me about a woman that. transitioned to a man started taking. testosterone and then came up to you oh. he was like actually that happened twice. I have two I had two I had two fem two. um female friends that transition to. male oh [ __ ] in the. mirror American Psycho that was a great. movie dude awesome the book is even more.

[ __ ] up but but every every every. woman on every every uh trans man I know. every woman that transition into a man. that I know personally when they started. taking testosterone at some point they. walked up to me like I get it I get it a. little bit I get it now yeah. testosterone's a hell of a [ __ ] thing. to just start taking a high dose of cuz. like you realize like oh I want to [ __ ]. it I'm a it's this aggression that gets. introduced to yeah yeah and it hits. every it hits every man the worst. possible time when your when your body's. just getting coordinated you don't know. [ __ ] about life and this is drug that.

makes you want to [ __ ] kill and. dominate and win and it's just the. highest dose you're ever going to. receive yeah yeah it's like you you you. take you take like 15 years for it to. [ __ ] wear off that's why they want. people to join the Navy and the Army and. the Marines when they're 17 yeah 18. years old yeah when they can whip you. when they can whip you into a fervor. with just a little speech oh yeah get. you fired up you're ready to kill yeah. you want to live forever. yeah yeah see now I'll be like yeah I do. yeah I'mma stay like I have got I would.

have got on that sub when I was when I. was 19 of course but now I'm like what. the [ __ ] is wrong with y'all [ __ ] wrong. with you yeah I probably would have did. it f young and stupid and I didn't. understand consequences but I probably. would have been regretting it halfway. down not understanding. consequences that's the most horrific of. consequences and the whole world's. watching too yeah woo oh my God that. scares me and it's and it's and the. thing is because they're all rich it's a. joke it's not like no like PE I'm sure. people some people have empathy but.

right away Twitter's like yep they went. right memes are coming oh yeah people. are people if you search right now on. Twitter for the knocking sound it's just. beats it's like just real just hip hop. song people like I heard they was. listening to this and it's and it's just. Young Jeezy or it's like the new Killer. Mike album I can't believe they got it. down there it came out the same day. what's that heard a couple farts like. listen to a knock and then just someone. ripping ass the new Killer Mike albums. are [ __ ] amazing it's very good yeah. yeah it's very good David Lucas played. it in the green room last night yeah. it's very good this is Mike in his bag.

right here yeah he's he's in his own. right now I try to talk him into doing a. podcast I hope he listens oh man he'. have an amazing podcast that' be. incredible he'd have the best podcast. out there he's so when he have to give. like public speeches about things he's. so good at that man yeah he's he's very. articulate just also empathetic and kind. like wise he's very wise cuz he. practices something that I that I. learned that I learned from doing comedy. for real and it's.

that people people will say like if you. ask somebody is it okay to talk about. this or whatever people will say yes or. no or whatever but the way they respond. to a. joke you you you breaking the [ __ ] down. to where it's obvious that you've put a. lot of thought into it is enough for. most people to not have a negative. reaction you know even if it's a. controversial subject just so when he. goes does and give speeches about. controversial issues or he's talking to. a group of people that all disagree with. him is like he's so.

thoughtful that you can't not like him. anyway even if he's saying something you. totally don't agree with right yeah yeah. yeah he's very he understands how his. words are being interpreted by the. people that he's talking to he's. very smooth and careful with how he does. it yeah meticulous yeah no he'd be an. awesome podcast he's a great guest he's. always got he's always got great opinion. about things you know like that's all. you need and there's there's always room. for more people like that I'm always.

trying to encourage interesting people. to start podcasts yeah it's such a great. way to you know get stuff out there and. for me it's I want to hear how different. people think you know I'm I'm always. wondering like why do I think like this. what what is the what's the Genesis of. it you know you know what I love about. doing my podcast you know it's not like. hugely popular yet but it lets me rank. it lets me get all my thought thoughts. out without the obligation to be funny. because sometimes you got to get through.

all of the unfunny to find the funny and. you you don't always have time to do. that on stage you know what I mean so. it's nice to just you know it's like. finding it's like finding a you know. Finding like a a gold nugget but it's. all covered in [ __ ] you got to chip off. and wash off you know it's that it's. like sometimes it's it's the Nuggets. buried so deep that I don't have time to. do it on stage I have to like yeah yeah. normally I would just be sitting there. thinking those thoughts or saying them. to myself right but when you're saying. them out loud like that too you're. you're hashing them out and you're.

working it out in real time yeah yeah. Tim's the best at that [ __ ] Tim Dylan is. so funny off the cuff on those rants. [ __ ] get started on a rant oh my. God his rants are [ __ ] incredible. yeah his dystopian he's the best at. ranting yeah he's the best he's the best. at it and it translates to his standup. like his standup got way better after he. started doing his podcast and it's just. it's like a it's a premise Factory. yeah it's another person that's been in. the mother all most of the people have. come now oh yeah everybody's been.

there man it's so awesome Tim talks a. lot of [ __ ] but he bought a second house. here he could shut the [ __ ] up he bought. a bought a house out here yeah I try I. try to explain to people what like what. you know cuz I I would never tell. somebody hey this is better than New. York or better than that cuz that's you. know that's a stupid argument to have. but you should I feel like you should go. wherever you're going to benefit the. most wherever you have the most. connections wherever you're going to get. the most stage time yeah you know and.

and you get a lot of stage time out here. like like comic uh what was name cam. Patterson moved out here from uh from. [ __ ] uh from Florida I saw listen I. saw this. dude on on the internet he had put a. joke on Instagram and it came up my feed. and I liked it and followed him follow. me back a month and a half later. Mothership opens I'm standing outside. smoking on the second day. and he goes walking by me on the street. he's like hey don't I know you he's like. oh yeah yeah yeah and I was like are you.

did you move here he's like yeah and I. was like hey come come in on Monday to. the open mic he comes in Adam loves him. he does bottom of the barrel the next. day Adam's like holy [ __ ] Tony sees him. Tony's like I love this [ __ ] he. got kill Tony kill that [ __ ] now and. it's like and he went on the kill Tony. anniversary show yeah he was on the. anniversary show and he's a door guy now. yeah and it's like the whole life just. changed up you know what I'm saying well. I love the door guy program you know and. it's basically an advanced version of. what we had at the store but genuinely. dedicated to development of new Talent.

bro those the door guys get so much. stage time but we were talking about. that before we ever did this we're in. the when we were planning this out we. were hanging out in the Vulcan we we we. all were in agreement you got to have. two nights of Open Mic nights oh yeah. you got to have a lot of open mic. minimum minimum you got to it's that's. how the store had it back in the day. that's really the best way to do it it's. the and you can always have you know. like last time we did open mik night. Bill Burrs in town he went up like a. people go up they it'll be Pros after. the the amateurs well I think a lot of. clubs don't do you know cuz Open Mic.

doesn't it's not a money making night no. you know and so a lot of clubs like they. see it as an afterthought but it's like. it's stupid you have to nurture the. scene it's an advant you're you're doing. it for the the the greater good of the. art form you're the more people that do. it the better the people will be the. better the people that are around you. the better you'll be it's like it's good. for everybody and if you're a comedy fan. and you go in one day and you see some. kid who's been doing comedy for 2 years. and they it's kind of funny and then you. come back 6 years later and they're.

[ __ ] headlin beast and you're like. wow this is wild MH this is wild it's. beautiful to see man it's it's exciting. it's an exciting time for standup it's. my favorite place and you know what. we're doing out here is the best that we. can do right here it doesn't mean that. it's better than anywhere else it's like. they're all great if you do it the right. way but you got to do it the right way. yeah it's just it's just another place. where you can do it it's not it's not. like you don't have I don't think you. have to like there's a winner or that's. dumb but it does help that there's so.

many good Comics here there's a lot of. good Comics here there's a lot of stage. time here and there's decent money to be. made here even if you're not a like. famous comic you know because all the. spots pay pretty well yeah you know and. that's that's the good thing that we did. out here jacked that up yeah all that. free [ __ ] if you're if you're show don't. pay it's not going to last here yeah no. like if you cuz my attitude's always. been the same like it's not like it's. not like I'm above on a free show but if. you if I find out you're making money. and you're not paying the comics ex then. I'm not [ __ ] with you exactly well.

they used to have those shows in La. where like the one person putting on the. show was making all the money they were. making thousands of dollars they give. like $50 to this person they give a. couple hundred bucks out out of. thousands and thousands of dollars for. soldout show but that person wasn't even. the Good comic people were coming to see. all the other people and the other. people were just doing the show because. it was convenient they were in town yeah. I want to do a set and they just wanted. to do a set just to to work out and you. think of the store as a place to just. work out and you realize oh somebody's. like massively profiting Mak like 85 of.

the money yeah it's kind of [ __ ] up. but it's you know that doesn't have to. be the case like the way we're doing it. is way better like where the comics feel. appreciated the reason why people are. going there is for the comics so like. they make the money like that's how it's. supposed to be and and it's it's also. good for everybody else it's it's good. it's good for the club the the clubs got. to understand like what are you selling. like this is the argument that I have. with the store when I got banned I was.

like you have a box with a microphone in. it if we don't go you have nothing. you're not selling The Comedy Store this. Comedy Store is a great venue that has a. lot of amazing history but it's filled. with us we're the comedians so if a. [ __ ] like you is making decisions. and supporting a [ __ ] joke Thief over. the rest of the community you know what. the [ __ ] is going on all you have is a. box it's it's the the institution I mean. almost most of the institutions in. comedy work that way where the. institution gets most of the money yeah.

and but it's like uh but they the. problem is they get you when you're not. a draw right so then they can say oh. well you're not they're not here because. of you right so you get used to getting. underpaid and not asking more about the. money and how you're compensated yeah. and before you know it you just have you. know when it's all said and done you. have all these memories and you you know. it's the Prestige and well the thing. about the store was it was a great place. to work on your act and then you would. make money going to other places so.

that's how I always approached it I was. approached it as it's home base I'm glad. they make money because I want to. support it you know and it's the best. club that's ever existed yeah I don't. think they should make nothing yeah they. they should just the just when you would. find out like how much money like was on. one of those bringer shows those shows. were those showcase shows it's you feel. violated you feel like you [ __ ] me like. you know you know that that's not fair. you you're giving someone $50 you're. making $6,000 that's crazy that's crazy.

yeah but that's what happens when people. are allowed to do [ __ ] like that you and. it's it's generally the people that are. doing it aren't artists it's just like a. business person that's figured out this. little loophole that the artists who are. just like not good at like planning for. [ __ ] they're kind of scatterbrained and. impulsive that's every kind of artist. yeah at every level yeah yeah yeah so. the concept behind this is just that. well let's just put the all the power in. the hands of the artists and just do it.

right do it ethic and create like a real. sense of community there's people that. don't like that. who people I think people that benefit. from artists being uh yeah you mean. people that don't own the clubs people. yeah people that are just people that. don't benefit from carst being empowered. you. know well it's not even a power thing. it's it's it's like you need them too. like I'm happy that they make money I. want everybody to make money but the. thing is like they always held it over. us but you know what it is making money.

gives you the ability to say no yeah to. other like it's like it's like because. what I find is like people in the in. Show Business a lot of times like all. their power is in the fact that you. don't have any you don't have anything. so it's like all I got to do is throw a. little bit of money at you and you have. to say yes cuz you you living in La you. trying to survive your rent is $88,000 a. month for for an efficiency and you need. money. and so I'm going to you're going to sign. this shitty contract and I'm going to. give you 10 grand and that's more money. than you've ever had it once right and.

I'm and I'm buying the rights to your. idea and I'm gonna turn around and make. $10 million off it but it's like there's. all but but when you when you have. Security in your money you can say no to. [ __ ] like that yeah yeah well that sort. of situation in Hollywood only really. applies to big budget things now it's. very hard to get people to like if they. know what's going on to sign off on. something like that now like but but if. you like a big budget thing is different. like if it's a movie or something like. that yeah you know then like what are.

you going to do well it'll make me. famous it'll give me Steady work yeah. there some desperate people desperate. people in the show show business you. know what's Wild is this story with the. flash do you know the story with the. movie The Flash be I mean I know Ezra. Miller was like a controversial figure. to say it mildly really to say it mildly. okay hit me I mean he must be so good in. this [ __ ] movie I haven't seen the. movie but I heard it's really good. kidnap the person right he's a freak man.

okay I mean he's nonbinary he says he's. a they them which gives him a lot of. leeway but with the stuff that he gets. accused of it's like what what what is. he accused of Jamie like it's it's weird. because it's it's hard to imagine that. they still released this movie with all. these controversial charges against this. guy and I understand that like they. spent some God awful amount of money on. the movie you know what's funny too is. the uh the the Batgirl lady didn't do. [ __ ] they just canceled her.

movie. um yeah but what he got something with. children here okay uh vanity far's. report uh followed an update from. Rolling Stone which detailed how Vermont. state police were unable to find a. mother and her three children who are. allegedly living in unsafe conditions at. Miller's Farm in the state reportedly. the police attempt to serve the mother. with an Urgency Care order that would. take away the children from Miller's. property the repeated attempt to contact. the mother apparently is what resulted.

in the police charging Miller with. felony felony burglary Vermont State. Police also report this occurred after. police found out that several bottles of. alcohol were taken from a residence. after looking at surveillance footage. they found probable cause to charge. Miller who was issued a citation to show. up in Vermont Superior Court for. arraignment in late September Imagine. The Flash steals your. booze you see the flash is breaking into. your house and stealing Bo it was his. house though wasn't it I don't know. that's well it says it's his property. people were staying there says it's. taking from a residence Miller's.

property well the parents the the. children were staying at Miller's. property his farm his farm right the. okay it says the repeated attempt. contact mother apparently result in. police charging Mill with felony. burglary this occurred after police. found out that several Sur surveillance. footage several bottles of alcohol were. taken from a a residence it doesn't say. the same residence it says a residence. like someone's home so he's he stolen. from someone's house after looking at. surveillance footage they found the.

probable cause to charge Miller so it's. not his he stole booze from someone's. house so that's what I was saying J that. doesn't seem that bad yeah but that's. crazy Imagine The Flash is stealing. booze are you a [ __ ] superhero you're. stealing my booze what B somebody that's. that's rich stealing anything from you. right what do those two things have to. do with each other I don't know but. there was there so the the child the. mother and the children who knows what. that is. yeah go ahead that could be that could. be anything you want glasses and Ice yes.

can we get glasses and ice for Mr. Simpson yeah I don't but there was. something else like there was a. protection order uh put against him. there were unattended guns at the. house a source alleged that one child. picked up a stray bullet and put it in. her mouth oh Jesus social worker visited. a home and told the children's father. that they look good yet there was more. work to do yeah but there wasn't there. something else though that's what I'm. Wonder I've never heard there's more. than one case yeah it sounded to me like. people rented his house and then some.

[ __ ] was happening at his house and he's. trying to get involved but that does not. seem like what was really happening seem. like there's something else you sound. like an Ezra Miller apologist I've I've. never heard of it no what is that what. you what is that that you got right. there this is. uh Estonia oh that stuff's horrible is. it that's the that's Megan Murphy stuff. no no no it's not those way different. bottles oh okay I think. let's get him some ice and some glasses. smell I I just wanted I just got it was. different I don't know it smells what is.

that no no that is that's is that it Ria. Ria yeah that's it yeah that stuff is. tarentine Megan loves that doesn't make. any sense what's that was it taste like. death it tastes like turpentine all I. think it's nasty but she likes it I. don't know some people just like really. [ __ ] strong alcohol. we got ice what is this tusi uh I don't. know man grab some stuff just grab. whatever looks good bro I don't even.

know I'm I'm going to taste this I'm. going to see as bad as you say it's bad. this though give that stuff a try first. yeah if you want we can break out some. smell and. salts see what we got going on here it. can't be that bad oh it's bad take a sip. of. that it's tequila moonshine basically go. ahead hit enjoy. oh [ __ ] I told. you. nasty what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what.

the [ __ ] Megan this [ __ ] tastes. like she loves it tastes like floor. cleaner or some [ __ ] it's so nasty yeah. yeah I'm good on this yeah I mean who. likes that weirdos let me get a swig of. that just so you're not you're not alone. you're not alone you're not alone oh. it's it's so gross man it's foul can I. here we go that's a little bit what I'm. I'm going take my. punishment it's worse than I.

remember oh yeah it's real bad it's foul. smelling salt so you can forget that oh. yeah bust out the smelling salt it'sh. they're fresh so you can yeah oh you. really got smelling of course you do of. course you do why is that surprising at. all theovon is addic oops Theo Von is is. this the same ones oh this is like in. the bag this is going to be rough this. going to be rough but are those like for. the like legit joints they use it at. fights oh yeah no they use it they use. it like power lifters use it before they.

attempt a big lift really like that's in. a special package this is not this is a. different company this is not in a. special package like oh Jesus this one's. so bad Jamie I I know my eyes. hurt my eyes hurt from opening the bag. dude I haven't even opened the bottle. this ISS I don't know what this means. mag masaro holy [ __ ] dude just smell. this bag just smell the bag why are you. doing this the bag's closed oh that's. just a bag that's just the bag this he. didn't give me no [ __ ] he didn't go take.

a little tiny take your time oh okay. this is still sealed oh man this is. going the rest of this episode going to. turn into me smelling stuff bro this. hurts from here M oh man Joe oh what. to it can't be that bad hold on it is. oh my God oh my God he went too close oh. my God we have to take a break I think.

no no no we're good Brian's go it's. still burning me Brian almost ate it oh. my God oh my. God this one is so much stronger dude I. know that's why I'm leaving this package. so much stronger got some. [ __ ] oh that's bad that is so much. stronger oh that's bad it's so bad. oh Lord that is that's the old one times. like a thousand oh my god oh why it.

hurts dude still man it still hurts oh. [ __ ] the inside of my nose got. scorched I thought they had flavored. ones that I was what flavor I couldn't. find it I think they might stop Folks at. home you can't hear Brian Simpson's in. the hallway. moaning oh Jesus that that was worst. things I've ever done ever can you close.

the door please it's it's still burning. me and I did mine like 30 seconds before. you oh [ __ ] pool water oh Jesus Christ. smells to me that I just remember pool. water this is way worse than pool it's. just sucking pool water it's the worst. man yo this [ __ ] is this one Jamie is so. bad it's so much worse than the other. ones holy [ __ ] I treated it like it was. the other ones and I took a real snio I. got in there deep it was in the package. package like the package that came in. the mail it was smelling through that.

it's insane how strong that is oh my god. dude what the [ __ ] that's insane how. could that possibly help you why is that. necessary imagine I was thinking do this. and go on stage but I never did but. imagine that one doing that one people. you go on stage people like what drugs. you on that was one of the some smelling. salts that was one of the worst things. I've never I don't know if I've ever. regretted something so. quick where is it by the way where'd you. put it oh you have it okay it's right. here oh my god dude that [ __ ] it burned.

my whole [ __ ] like all up in my sign is. this supposed to be the same as the. other ones we got that's there's only. one he makes that's that's insane it's. so inconsistent what the [ __ ] is it for. it's powerlifters they take a sniff of. that [ __ ] and then lift weights no way. yeah it's horrible Jamie try no no. absolutely not my eyes already W I'm. like close enough bro my eyes were. watering when I opened up the bag just. when I tore the top of the bag my eyes. started watering oh man that that's.

insane oh my God. bro bro y'all don't even. know what I was just going through yeah. it's harsh like I I don't know what the. [ __ ] was wrong with me that that bag. [ __ ] me up and you were like that's. even stronger and I put it right here. yeah I like what the so the whole time I. was suffering I was feeling like an. idiot I was like what the [ __ ] oh I felt. like an idiot too because I had done it. before on the ones that were not as.

potent oh man that is the most potent. one by far easy it's so bad one I have. is called get that [ __ ] away from Red. Line that's worse it was just the like. the highest selling one on uh on Amazon. it says it's the they use an advanced. polymer to bring the strongest and. longest lasting formulation yet maybe it. lasts longer because this one after a. while does die off this is yeah this is. made out of like some weird material. that that's we should probably store. this in the garage like I think it's. bothering me just sitting here yeah I.

don't give a [ __ ] what that one smells. like over oh Jesus Christ no sir he got. me these [ __ ] you smell it do. you smell that like when you're holding. the bottle do you smell it n my bre oh. you're hiding it J can you you me a. bottle of water this water right there. in that that that metal [ __ ] up that's. right dude what's wrong with terrible. tast in alcohol that was so stupid so. dumb oh man Joe I never I can't got to.

can't wait to get Theo back in here open. up a freshy that's the thing you got to. open up that bag yeah oh yeah it's still. in the room sure is oh my. God but it's crazy because the ones that. we had before were not they were like. one tenth of that threw my glasses oh. yeah I I worried you were going to throw. the smelling salts well no the thing is. happened oh you think that happened. thought you tossed it oh my God I I. couldn't see I didn't see that happen.

with you oh yeah because my eyes were. burning I had to close my eyes I had my. eyes closed shot and I heard you go like. this I was like oh my god oh man what. was wrong with me holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]. God damn it still hurts the inside of my. nose still hurts I know it's probably. like 50 times worse than the last one. and the the worst [ __ ] is when you is. when you hurt yourself and like you can. only blame yourself oh yeah no you can. blame me what did they figure out that. makes it so [ __ ] strong that nobody. else has I wonder how they stumbled.

across that man that that you know maybe. this is the best advertisement for it. that's the strongest [ __ ] I've ever. smelled everod Jamie this is the same. one as the other one so it's like the. batches are different it's it's just. it's a it's like a like a weed edible. you know sometimes you break it up and. you put too much in the left one and the. one on the right gets a little bit L. like if they start mixing that [ __ ] with. cocaine people will quit cocaine. overnight I'm 100% thought that I was. going to see blood in in this tissue. when I just blew my nose like it still. hurts it still hurts all up in my head.

yeah my eyes hurt and I thought the. thing is I was breathing but I didn't I. felt like I wasn't breathing yeah that. was horrible yeah it was it was like I. thought it was going to never end the. inside of my nose is scorched you're not. supposed to go that close you guys went. closer than you're supposed to go where. you supposed to go like 6 Ines away. maybe where did I go yeah where was all. that information 10 minutes ago it's I. got up in there now you weren listening. to me saying don't go that deep like six. inch like right here yeah yeah bro n bro. though it's got to be that that sounds.

like cap to me that's like that's like. when they told us to stay six feet away. for Co right it's like that just sound. like a number that somebody just threw. out there yeah it actually says 12 Ines. away yeah okay that's more like it cuz. right here right here in there oh yeah. we got in there I was like an inch from. my nose did not do more than a few times. per day uh oh somebody I'm telling you. Joe somebody's G to remix this episode. and it's gonna they going they going to. constantly be playing you going just. suck on it and then us sniffing these. [ __ ] it's going to turn into they're.

going to put a beat to. it one can only hope oh yeah the fans. are [ __ ] CRA the internet's amazing. the internet is so great memes to me. like that's some of my favorite laughs. of the day ridiculous memes that people. say it really is a brand new kind of. version of Comedy that is it's but and. it's very super culturally specific you. couldn't most of the best memes of the. time like you couldn't show somebody a. meme you know in you show somebody a. meme in 10 years with no context and.

they just don't get it right yeah so. it's like um it's like it's like the new. version of a street joke right right and. some of them did just get everywhere. like the dude with the big dick sitting. on the side of the bed yeah yeah yeah. cuz the P the pictures can be used for. so many things so many things it's crazy. and there's some people out there that. really be you know they really good at. at making a good mem anytime someone. gets [ __ ] up anytime something happens. someone falls down someone does that. Meme of me with the microphone there oh. yeah and you and they don't get paid for.

whoever whever they come from somebody. always takes credit and they don't get. paid yeah well there's all these pages. that are just dedicated to memes and. they just find them you know on Reddit. or wherever they get them from and. forchan and they just post them. everywhere oh yeah it's like it's. crowdsource comedy yeah and now everyone. everyone with a sense of humor has a. folder dedicated to memes yeah. yeah some people are quick with him too. like when my friends send me him. sometimes like how did you have that. right just sitting there do you have. them categorized it all picked up during.

the pandemic right don't you think meing. nah meing was big before the P but don't. you think it got bigger during the. pandemic you know what I think happened. is I think there was just there were. memes that were more Universal so it. felt like that like we all shared in. more stuff than we normally you know. what I mean masks yeah like Tiger King. type of deal like like if that wasn't. for the pandemic it's like that would. have been kind of popular but people. would everyone wouldn't have seen it you. imagine if Trump pardoned him I thought.

he would have I wonder if it was on a. list I thought he was going but I think. he probably said some [ __ ] about Trump. in the past did he or something. something not wise because it doesn't. it's wild that he wouldn't do it even. because so many people wanted him to. yeah is he in jail yeah I thought he was. dying of. cancer oh this posted. yesterday H so it says. uh yeah I don't know what is he he he. tagged the he tagged Trump trump this.

can't this can't be real what is it say. I think it is his account cuz they they. messaged me on that it said uh someone. better start doing reform because they. and their families are supporting me. because you never keep your. promises okay I don't know what that. means not sure what that means but that. guy I mean that what a what a weird. cultural phenomenon right everyone's. locking their home and then all a sudden. there's this wacky reality show about a. dude who collects tigers and everybody's.

telling you you have to see it yeah and. they were right it was great but it's. they just caught lightning in a bottle. they they they had they hit the perfect. spot yeah they were like HBO by accident. yeah for once for one show Tiger King. was a tiger King was I mean they've had. a couple hits too though um yeah but. that one was like everywhere for. president trying. too State sends back his paperwork cuz. he's not on the presidential ballot in.

Colorado Colorado's like no son [ __ ] out. of here God damn the smelling salts man. I'm just coming back to normal yeah I'm. just it still Burns a little bit Yeah my. right nostrils still a little lit up boy. I'm breathing good yeah it clean you out. is that what that's for I think that's. what that's for well I think it's just. the central nervous stimulant the idea. is like you get that jolt of it and your. whole body like ah and then you can. [ __ ] yo do that do that in the cold. plunge oh God I know people Fain they.

used to break it out when you faint and. you put it you wake up but like then. people start doing other [ __ ] of course. but imagine waking up like you got now. you got a concussion and you can't. breathe what is the uh what's the. purpose of Amal. nitrate because a those were poppers and. people would take Amal nitrate and they. would pop it under their nose and sniff. it yeah get really high I know it's a. sex thing it's used to it makes youil. Vaso dilator Vaso dilators medicines. that cause the blood vessels in the body.

to dilate and involuntary smooth muscles. to relax lowering blood pressure and. loosening up that bootyy. H that's what apparently that was a big. thing in the gay community and um. contributed to uh like I guess it like. really [ __ ] you up I think um AML. nitrate I think it gives gives you brain. damage also a cyanide poisoning antidote. oh. wow Oho you get cyanide poisoning you.

crack one of those babies those things. from the 20s and 30s I know people get. sine poisoning these days I remember. there's always like the [ __ ] the Spy. that had a fake tooth but it's illegal. it's illegal to sell is like a sex thing. so they they sell yeah so it's a it's. VCR head cleaner is what they say oh God. so that that's how they sell it oh God. so it's like if you go into a porn store. or adult store it's the only thing in. there that'll help that's a VCR product. that's hilarious but it's definitely not. poppers it's not for sniffing for sex.

right that's like bath salts it's. cleaning of VCR everyone has um oh yeah. bath salts wait minute wait minute was. is that a sex thing yeah well bath salts. was a drug like an amphetamine type drug. like a designer drug that they were. selling that you could buy it like. [ __ ] 7-Eleven You' buy it like a. supermarket or like a like a venience. store gas station store and these these. things they would say not for human. consumption bath salts and it was it was.

like an amphetamine and people were. smoking. it you never you don't remember that I. remember bass salts being a thing but I. never was like into it so I don't I. don't I never was in the news because. like some dude was on bass salts and he. ate some guy's face yeah but wasn't that. that wasn't end up not being because of. the bass he was [ __ ] insane he was. insane right but the basss definitely. didn't help I mean if you're on meth and. you're insane if you're already prone to. some kind of delusional [ __ ] it's just. going to make it worse yeah what is the.

deal what we bath salts I think it's. more than one different chemical because. it's not regulated I'm making sure it. wasn't this stuff but can you actually. use bath salts for baths no okay so it's. all [ __ ] no I mean if you did you'd. probably die synthetic probably all all. that bat salt would get into your skin. from the warm water all that. meth you take a meth bath. yeah it'll get in your skin you think. it's just a meth bath it's like oh well. if you did it that way if you did pour. it into hot water most likely get in all.

your it get in your holes for sure it's. a synthetic version of this drug which. cat oh that's what the uh Somali pirates. take can you uh make that larger what. does cat do does it just make you want. to it's like an amphetamine uh cathinone. is monoamine alkaloid found in the shrub. cathus Ulus and is chemically similar to. a fedrin ephedrine is it ephedrine. edrine cathine uh. meth meth cathon Cath cathine.

methcathinone and other amphetamines so. it's an amphetamine it's probably the. main contributor to the stimulant effect. of cathis Ulus also known as cat so. cathinone is basalts synthetic cathon. synthetic. cathon marketed as bath salts should not. be confused products such as epom salt. which people use during bathing yeah so. I wonder how many people bought it and. thought it was actual bath salts and. poured it in the bath and you I bet they.

did cuz if it says bath salts some. really [ __ ] stupid person doesn't. know they're breaking into buildings to. get that [ __ ] back in like. 201 the bass Sals yeah yeah that's why. like if you mention if you mention that. a drug is is killing people or want to. buy it yeah people want it yeah K2 was. big at the same time remember that what. was K2 uh an herbl like substance that. people smoked instead of weed that they. sprayed [ __ ] on you remember that and. then they would kept they kept changing.

what they were spraying on it every so. often because it would get outlawed you. remember. this it was then like then also uh the. Salvia then people were like oh is it. like this Salvia [ __ ] that we're smoking. it's like salvia not like that that is. not the same thing Salvia is strong I've. done Salvia once and I yeah Salvia is. real I mean that's that is a real. [ __ ] drug SP spice they also call the. the Salvia might be the strongest it. might in terms of its effect may be the. strongest drug I've ever taken well do.

you know that Salvia is it's either in. the family of sage or what do you want. tissues oh it's either in the sage. family or it it is sage like salvia. divinorum I think is which is. interesting because you know Sage we've. always thought of like Wise Old Sage. like some right ancient wisdom and the. fact that it's actually a psychedelic is. that the same thing like if you buy sage. is that Salvia no no is it a version of. it known as it's just called divver sage.

or sear Sage I don't I don't I'm it's. not an actual Sage I mean it's a plant. it's a shrub I don't know it's kind of. like a generic maybe it's like a oh. okay but that's that stuff used to be. able to buy it everywhere I couldn't. believe it it's so powerful dude so the. first time I did. it I remember. you like I thought that my body has. shattered into like little millions of. mini mes and I was like panicking trying. to keep myself together in one that's.

what Sage is called Salvia so oh so it. is it's related somehow it says Salvia a. so Salvia divinorum is the Salvia that. is um okay and so that's a different. kind of salvia that's Sage yeah that. must be like salvia is got to be some. sort of against the genus so that's like. a least so somehow another. yeah yeah okay man you know that people. people use that drug to like try to be. Shaman they're like yeah I took some.

Salvage this is what I saw that's your. future second oh God all right because. you would see some crazy [ __ ] I the um. it was a girl with me doing it the first. time I did it and she wanted to do hers. in the bathtub filled with pillows she's. like oh it' be so cool whatever they put. her in there and she took the hit and we. closed the door and she screamed for. like 30 seconds she thought she was. falling in the bottom of the this pit. see the thing about Salvia is this is. what's so this is why Salvia is so. powerful because it's it's the only drug. I've ever.

taken where it is impossible for you to. realize that you're on drugs you. whatever it only lasts for you know 30. seconds or so but you think that [ __ ] is. happening like is no doubt in your mind. there's no point where you can stop and. be like it's okay I'm on salvia you know. like if you do too many mushrooms or you. do like I'm just real high no on salvia. you're like this is happening. I'm literally falling into the OB. somebody kicked me into the pit from 300. oh my God that did you have did you ever.

see the video of Ari where he took. Salvia on redband show he took Salvia on. redband show and said he lived another. life for months he said he had friends. he went to work he had relationships all. this different [ __ ] and then he woke. up he was gone he said for months. and it was like 10 minutes so he just. trip balls for 10 minutes I encourage. everyone to watch. it he was taking bong rips and like he.

didn't take the first one good enough so. he took another hit and then this is. like the start of like a f minute video. where he just starts slipping away yeah. he just went into another dimension. lived a different life start coming back. is where things start getting real. different that's what freaks me out like. what if that's really what's going on. what if there's like multiple Brian. Simpsons living in multiple Realms all. all over the world right now and that's. what dreaming is all over the all over. the universe is you just connecting to. your different. bodies connecting to your Consciousness.

to different portals yeah well I think. there's a lot to that belief that like. the fact that we are all separate beings. is an illusion yeah you're just a little. piece that's living a little piece that. but you're you're connected to. everything do you think that there's a a. purpose to this this struggle then is. like if if we're all connected in some. ways like what is everyone's struggling. what is that facilitating like what's. that creating that's necessary like why. is that happening what's the overall.

purpose of that if we're all connected I. don't think there is a purpose no no but. it's doing something the need the need. for purpose is a human Affliction the. need to for things to mean something you. know right it's like when you see you. know when you see a you know when you. see a shark eat a or you see a killer. whale eat a seal you don't go what is. does it mean right and the whales. definitely not thinking that you know. it's like they're just being right I. don't think there's a purpose I think we.

just are the purpose is to. experience right but the thing that's. happening with human beings with this. this struggle and this like conquering. resources and all the different one of. the things they're doing is they're. they're constantly creating new and. better things and it seems like an. overall purpose of the human race I just. wonder if somehow or another that that. competition is what facilitates this. increase in technology and Innovation. part of it is because of the competition. part of it is because of the fact that.

we don't get along like this like this. struggle that creates movement and well. human beings we need competition to to. survive you know yeah yeah like if you. like like when if you were ever in. charge of mult of like of a big group of. people and you need start the best thing. to do is to break them into two teams. and keep. score you know yeah yeah we need it's. just I think it's something in human. nature we need an enemy for us to unite. that's why like you know America was. never more together than like the month.

after 911 yeah for sure right cuz like. oh now there's a them and we all feel. Justified cuz we don't know better. remember the American flags in. everybody's car yeah it's crazy you have. people listening to country music that. never had we put a boot in your. ass right people got very excited so. it's like I think that's just how people. are built up they did that they did that. to us in the milit sir you you have you. you know it's like well obviously we're. all the same unit we're all the same big. unit with the same Mission but you know.

is your company versus my company is. your platoon versus my platoon is your. squad versus my squad within the platoon. and it's like the competition it pushes. people yeah for sure everybody wants to. win winning feels great Triumph yeah. that's the best [ __ ] ever when you watch. somebody when you watch another person. Triumph you're like you feel it like. when when when uh when Izzy beat Pera we. felt that [ __ ] we were all we were in. the mother Green Room you were I think. you were calling the fight but man that. moment we lost our [ __ ] in there man and.

we were all look we were all looking at. like a laptop screen and everybody was. like and then the speech he gave. afterward like everything was just so. perfect and you felt that [ __ ] that's. the as good as entertainment ever gets. yeah he's like I just watch he just I. wish wish you could have this feeling. yeah I was like oh I know that feeling. oh man but at his level like how that's. that's got to be an insane the best of. the World Redemption overcoming the. demon Revenge Revenge flatlining the the. demon all the worst things all the all.

the most he triumphed over like three. things in that one moment and he. triumphed over the the guy stylistically. which is the most dangerous opponent for. him and and here's the other thing he. what I what I love so much about that. moment you gotta love this is what I. love about Izzy is he he knows how to be. an. Entertainer like of the fight the. fighters don't realize that it's like. you have to. be the greatest part was the arrows when. he shot the arrows into his body cuz who.

who and what was so beautiful about that. moment to me is he won in the same. position that he lost the last time yes. the last time he got in that position. where he was getting welled on up. against the fence he lost and then he. got put back right in that same position. and had a [ __ ] plan for it yeah it. was perfect did you see the the videos. of him drilling that oh no he drilled. that he drilled that over and over again. back to the rows right hand back to the. rows right hand oh wow yeah there tons. of video of him with his back to a wall.

in training throwing that right hand of. course yeah he he went over the videos. he saw the hole you know he went over. the the fights he saw the style the. style is so [ __ ] blood clots look at. this so they they they plan this and. look how the guy's fighting he's. fighting like P. literally the same right hand off the. off the. cage same exact right hand did it. perfect but that's also the same right.

hand that he landed at the end of the. first round so the end of the first. round in the first MMA fight he had paa. in real trouble but then the bell rang. he would have had him right there it's. basically had him in the same trouble he. had him with the first right hand where. he knocked him out in the second fight. yeah cuz it was the second shot that put. him away the first shot rocks him the. second shot puts him away and then the. hammer fs and they actually have a lot. of respect for each other oh yeah but. the thing is you know I always I always. feel bad for the foreign. Fighters or or I'll say I'll say this.

with Fighters where English is not their. first language when it come to the [ __ ]. talking game cuz cuz it's so cultural. and and if and if you don't if you're. not immersed enough in in in in American. culture that trash talk cuz probably CA. CZ P was probably saying some [ __ ] where. like if you speak Portuguese you like. talking that [ __ ] but in English it. doesn't translate you know like you you. know like they it's not the same thing. he's like oh a man with two horses has. it's like that's that's not it's not. coming across you know what I mean in in.

Brazil like like he talking that [ __ ]. but over here like you can't you can't. talk [ __ ] with Izzy in English cuz you. don't you can't keep up no yeah yeah he. has to get by just on his talent I mean. his his draw is just his destruction. ability oh he is talented oh he's so. talented he's moving up right I believe. so it's interesting uh Anderson Silva. said thought it was a mistake moving up. yeah I I didn't read the article I just. read the headline but it said Anderson. Silva thought it was a mistake for him. to move up to 205 which is interesting.

because I don't know if that's. necessarily I think I think he's gonna I. think he's going to dominate well the. problem is wrestlers the problem is. wrestlers cuz Izzy you know had him in. some real bad positions in that first. fight uh Anderson Silva not a fan of. peta's move to 205 he wanted paa to win. back the middleweight title before. moving to light heavyweight I think that. cut is too much I think that cut is real. bad for him huge man it's so bad for you. and he's I think he's 35 now there's a. you know at a certain age like your body.

just does not want to do that anymore. you're you're killing yourself one day. before a cage fight I was I was over. getting punched in the face in my 20s. the last time I got punched in the face. I was like I don't like that yeah I'm. not going to do it on purpose especially. getting punched in the face by that guy. or either one of those guys but you know. he's facing Yan bovich which is a. [ __ ] wild fight that's going to be a. problem and Yan bovich is a very good. Grappler too so I mean he dominated Izzy. on the ground and Yan you know what too. Yan is very good at game planning oh. yeah you know he's also got tremendous.

power yeah [ __ ] tremendous power. poish power but he doesn't always show. up well I me think you know if you look. at the Glover to sherff fight that's a. fight where he you know you could say he. didn't show up but I don't think that's. the case I think that Glover's just that. good yeah and yeah I mean especially. that was like Glover's kind of last swan. song he won the title well he just. didn't he did what okay maybe he didn't. show up is not fair Yan I would never. say that to you in person I would say he.

didn't seem as locked in as he did when. he fought is I think I genuinely think. that that's just how good Glover is oh. wow okay yeah I think Glover is a be. he's just in his 40s but he's still a. [ __ ] animal man and that fight when. he won the title he was Stellar I mean. if you watch the performance you watch. how he catches Yan with a left hand how. he takes him down how he takes his back. I mean you can't really put it against G. I think he got clipped you think he's. going to be done anytime soon Glover or.

Yan Glover yeah I think Glover's done. yeah Glover retired after Jamal Hill. boxed him up Jamal Hill showed him I. think that at the top of the light. heavyweight division now these young. guys especially like a talented Striker. like Jamal it's just just too much you. fighting more than any other sport the. UFC moves the fastest in terms of of the. the Next Generation like adopting yeah. yeah cuz I I seriously believe this is. true of fighting comedy whatever I think. the the current.

generation amazing becomes the next. generation's Basics right where and and. then they build and then that becomes. their Basics and so the amazing [ __ ]. they do is even more amazing it's like. it's like basketball right where it's. like I remember seeing Michael Jordan. when he went up on one side of the. basket brought it back down and came. back and like and I had never seen. anybody do that before it was amazing. and now you can't even be in the NBA if. you can't do that if you're a point. guard in the NBA you have to be able to. do that it's the basics you know what I. mean you know what uh what Killer Mike.

showed us yesterday what Michael. Jordan's brother you know Michael Jordan. had a brother [ __ ] he said he. was better than him well he he a lot of. Michael's moves you see his brother do. Fade Away jump shots where's his brother. his brother's small his brother's just. smaller than him yeah but his brother's. a killer. player I don't know what ever happened. with him if he played professionally I. don't know what happened but the dude. was [ __ ]. good but I get but the other thing we. were saying yesterday like imagine.

having that brother as a sparring. partner since he's only 5'8 he's only. 5'8 wow but but also Imagine him not. being famous too in some way it's like. yeah yeah it's like to for me to not. know who he was until just now or. yesterday for me yeah that seems kind of. crazy like maybe he should have like the. you know the um the children's Jordans. or something like that that you know. what I mean or or you know what I'm. saying you think you would like slide. him something some kind of way to make a. yeah I don't know some people just want.

everybody to do it for themselves no I. but I think it's a smart thing man. like a lot of people don't realize like. you know how like you cuz you have the. power you can make someone famous you. know I've seen you do it to several. people but some people don't realize. that like you some people that think. they want that don't realize what. actually comes with it yeah they don't. know what it is right so it's like you. know maybe he just protected him from. that was like you don't need to be. famous I'll take care of you but don't. you don't want that I doubt it Michael. Jordan loves being famous took care of. his brother he's got a pretty good job.

he gave him a job with the team he owned. he played professional basketball but. not in the NBA there you go we just. don't know who he is he's not famous. working for the Bobcats is you know. whatever maybe he enjoys it maybe he's. more low-key dude you know some people. don't want that pressure I mean look you. only live a certain amount of time in. this world how much pressure do you. really want yeah well the thing too is. like you don't want to be the you don't. want to be the famous person with a job. like you you have to be to handle being. famous you have to have enough money to. protect yourself from the negative side.

of it yes you know and if you you can't. just get you know well that's why famous. reality stars are [ __ ] right they. don't have any money right you know. you're not rich enough to deal with. being famous it's because you gotta. you'll lose your mind yeah and then. sometimes they're famous for a little. while and then they're not on TV anymore. and then they have regular jobs remember. there was a couple of those guys from. like the real world where you know they. were infamous on the real world and then. they're just out there in the wild with. no money right famous you remember the.

rude gay guy from season 4 yeah he just. delivered he just dropped off my packet. yeah yeah yeah I get it but you know. it's nothing there's nothing wrong with. that working working a 95 is H is an. honorable respectable [ __ ] thing for. sure but it's like you know I just I I I. feel sorry for the generation of like. young folks that want to be. known but they don't care what they. known for well it's a goal right and. it's very difficult to get and it's also. you're saying like games like people. want to win if your your friend has you.

know 100,000 Instagram followers and you. have 120,000 and you guys are like. battling it out to see who's a bigger. influencer and you're doing stunts and. [ __ ] at the mall and pranks it's wow cuz. like you know you know Tik Tok so you. know how um you know Spotify will pay. per listen per play and YouTube will pay. per views right MH well Tik Tok doesn't. do that Tik Tok has a pool of money that. only goes to like the top 500 people or. something like that I don't know what.

the exact number is so it's just a a. fixed amount of money that only goes to. the top people and and you know the top. 10 get the number one gets paid the most. number two gets paid the second most and. so on so on so forth so they're. literally competing so you know there's. there's people on there that have like. lost their minds because they went from. number one to number. two you know you know. wow yeah rank when you start ranking. people that's that was the downfall of. Myspace Myspace was. just people might not remember the big.

change in social media was when Facebook. started showing you stuff that you. weren't like showing you stuff from. people that you didn't know remember at. first Myspace in Facebook was it was. just your friends and if you wanted to. if I wanted to go to your if I want to. know something about what was going on. with you I had to go to your page and. look at what you posted on your page. right then they started just showing you. things from your friends pages so you. didn't have to do that then they started. showing you stuff from other people.

Instagram Vine all this it was just. showing you random stuff that's that's. when the algorithm was born when it was. like what do we show him well now we see. this is what he looks at they start. showing you stuff from strangers and. that's what changed everything now you. can be famous you make one little funny. little thing yeah and you can be known. how about that one dude that just has. facial reactions to things oh yeah oh. think name I forg his name KB yeah kb2. or something like that that guy's huge. huge and it's and it's good it's funny. yeah it's good it's entertaining it's.

like new age miming it's like he's he's. doing exactly he's thinking what we're. thinking he's like yeah and the fact. that it's perfectly like it's a perfect. medium for it those little short Tik Tok. videos little short reels yeah a lot of. people a lot of people got rich during. the pandemic off of being. entertaining that but that's also like. just where we're talking memes is a. different kind of of Comedy this is a. different kind of entertaining yeah some. people are good at it some people are. mad about it who's. mad you get a phone call I don't need.

that [ __ ] I don't even know who that is. you don't have your [ __ ] sent to go to. voicemail if you don't know who they are. no should I I should do that huh yes. [ __ ] no but I thought I had my [ __ ] on. do not disturb yeah you go to my. voicemail guess what it's not even set. up why did it ring though why I it. should yeah it's on do not disturb so. they must have called multiple times. it's probably some scammer. yeah trying to tell you about a fortune. that you're missing out on all the time. most nobody calls me most of my phone. calls you know my mom and my mom is the. only person that calls me I like calling.

people when I'm in the car yeah fun it. depends on their age like people people. people under 35 don't like phone calls. really [ __ ] no [ __ ] no the young but yet. they FaceTime each other all the time. right that to to them that's different. but that's also that's the next level of. intimacy right if I could FaceTime you. yeah why would I fa we don't know each. other like that FaceTime you yeah yeah. because that because if you fa you know. why you know what it is when you. FaceTime Tom and I talked about this on. his podcast but it's like an an un.

solicited FaceTime when is it. appropriate who can do it right and um. we didn't solve it on the PO but we came. up with the solution the answer. is um you have to have seen my dick or. interacted with with my dick like for. you to just FaceTime me unsolicited you. know that that covers wife kids medic. professionals right that's only people. that should be that should be best. friends that should that should be the. only people contacting me FaceTime. without warning me first right yeah it's.

just yeah if it's someone that's a. casual acquaintance and their FaceTime. unless they have a good friend of yours. with you yeah because if you FaceTime me. that means I can't do anything else. while I'm talking to you right I you. know if I'm if I'm just talking to you. audio I can be still doing other stuff. but FaceTime is a commitment it's like. okay this is I'm taking your time and. you know you can't multitask yeah so. what is this about I just wanted to see. your face that's not good enough only. FaceTime me if it's something for me to. see we don't need to be looking at each. other to talk to each other yeah and.

FaceTime they can drag on too and you're. holding that thing up front like okay. yeah I got to go I'm tired of doing this. man I don't I I stopped trying to think. of clever little lies I was like hey man. I'm gon go ahe and get up off of here. how do you FaceTime on an Android what. do you mean when someone FaceTime here. do you oh uh no no no so if I get if I. get a FaceTime from an Apple thing I can. just a link and FaceTime does look sh go. but Google has like Google meet and then. you know and then there's uh Discord I. mean not Discord what was the [ __ ] that. got popular during the pandemic zoom.

zoom yeah but usually Google has Google. meet yeah so and if and if not I get a. link and I and I just go it anyway I. don't think I can do it the other way. around I don't think I can send you a. Google meet link really I don't think so. that seems like silly I figured out. thumbs up or liking the text messages. both yeah finally thumbs up a green. message well it's just Apple it's just. Apple holding that Walled Garden right. they they won't allow you to send IM. messages on any other device then then.

you would just get a Samsung phone and. send iMessages to your Apple friends all. right I'm going to try I'm going to try. to I'm going try to FaceTime you from. here okay don't call it FaceTime though. cuz it's some [ __ ] go stop blind. yourself all right I think this is it. right okay go ahead no okay I sent you. the invite did you get it nope it is. weird some apps you get a phone call on. an app and it just shows up like your. phone's ringing you're like hold on what. is this someone's calling me from. WhatsApp how the [ __ ] that happen oh see.

I I can't initiate. it no interesting seems like it's not. working it's not working sucks not. working how close have you come to. switching to the dark side oh. honestly I I really really thought about. the other day really because. my cat went missing for for a day oh it. didn't have an air tag right well she. the [ __ ] won't wear a collar she real. like anti control measures you know what.

I'm saying but but there is one there is. a certain kind of callar that I could. force her to keep on like but she would. be [ __ ] she would [ __ ] hate it like. she she but um there's just way more. options because the way air tax because. Samsung has its version of air taxs. called smart tax but the way they work. is they don't actually have GPS on them. themselves they just connect to any. nearby Samsung or Apple device and.

there's way more iPhones around so so it. it'll just it'll ping and it'll let. it'll let the nearest iPhone device so. and it's all connected to a network so. Apple can tell me you know basically if. you get an invite going your air tag is. here it means someone with an iPhone. walked past that place M someone else. with an Apple product was nearby that's. that's all I can tell you really yeah so. so when you get like the last location. of an air tag thing it just means there. was an Apple product near that [ __ ]. so you know in in in.

America uh Apple has the domination so. it's like if I had put a Samsung air tag. on her. caller you know it's just less chances. that you I'll get an accurate location. of where she is right so that I really. seriously thought about it cuz I you. know I'm serious about my cat like I. love that [ __ ] but I. just just the whole ecosystem also you. don't want your cat to have to wear a. collar if it's going to piss her off. she's wild bro she don't like it she.

don't even like she don't like being. constrained in any way yeah n all all. that sniffy snuff and people try to come. over like no I'm real good with cats and. they pick her up [ __ ] off me [ __ ] I try. to tell them this cat different they got. to sedate her at the vet wow yeah just. to do basic [ __ ] they got to sedate her. wow yeah she wow I I got I give her CBD. drops before we go up in there cuz she. don't she don't play that [ __ ] you know. and I get it I'm like she wild yeah she. wild cat she wild she's wild yeah yeah.

you can't put a collar on her anyway. don't do it do it you know but she like. I said she a smart girl she's been going. outside for years she's she knows what. to be scared of yeah there's not a whole. lot of coyotes in Austin proper either. it's really out in the The Hills yeah. but you know what though no because I I. forget they got Ron White's dog remember. that documentary I told you about about. the koi wolves mhm where they were they. were they were talking about how like. they're coyotes in. every every major city we just don't see. they're so good at staying in the.

shadows and and hiding but they're. everywhere there's a great book on it. called coyote America oh man they're. everywhere author yeah I had the author. on the other day it's really it's an. amazing story and are they are they just. a why don't they kill them is a huge. part of the ecosystem more they're just. smart this is the thing like when they. killed off the Wolves the Wolves were. the one thing that was kind of keeping. the. coyotes what what happened is gray. wolves and coyotes don't breed but. coyotes breed with red wolves which are. East Coast wolves so the koi wolves that.

you see are. predominantly their East Coast wolves. that breed with coyotes but will a gry. wolf breed they kill coyotes but will. they breed with a Koy wolf will they. breed with a mixed with no they don't. it's a different it's a different I. guess a Genus or subspecies I'm not sure. exactly what the term would be but it's. a different animal and the coyote when. coyote is basically a wolf it's just a. small wolf and when coyotes get killed. they what happens is they do roll call.

when they scream out at night sometimes. and when one of them's missing it forces. the female to have more babies so they. have larger litters and then they spread. their territory out and so throw through. persecution like when they're trying to. get them out of places what they've made. him do is expand everywhere and now. coyotes are in every single City in. North America wow every they're in New. York City coyotes are in Boston they're. everywhere and that wasn't the case 50. 60 years ago it's like it's happened.

over the course of time where they keep. try get out of my lawn bang bang they. shoot him and then the the female coyote. have more babies and then you got a. bigger problem and they and they they. were everywhere in La yeah but it it's. the way he was explaining it it's it's. an evolutionary thing because gry wolves. when they encountered coyotes they would. kill them and so coyotes in order to. compete with the larger more vicious gry. wolves they just had to have more. babies so they expand their territory. and they have more babies so this.

strategy of like persecuting them and. chasing them down killing them it just. makes more coyotes but doesn't it but. isn't there not enough food for the more. coyotes they're eating everybody's cats. right they're eating cats and. dogs I mean in la that's like probably. the number one reason why dogs and cats. go missing it's coyotes and if they're. hungry enough they'll walk right up to. you and take your dog oh yeah they s. match them off people's leashes. especially old people walking a little. dog what are you going to do it's a. little small wolf it's a 30 lb wolf you. ain't going to stop that thing from. running off with your pral and people.

and the thing is and if you was if you. was to hurt one of those wolves I mean. one of those coyotes even if it was. attacking your dog people would still be. like they'd be mad at you animal yeah. you kill it yeah people are weird when. they don't have a real understanding of. what wild animals are they just have. this like anthropomorphized Disney. version of what animals are until you. encounter one right you hear about that. guy in Arizona a couple days ago got. eaten by a bear no he got killed by a. bear while he was having coffee he's. just camping out having a good time and. this bear just runs up on him and starts.

[ __ ] him up and no one can do no one. had a gun they're trying to stop it no. one had a gun no one had a gun in. Arizona in Arizona I didn't even know. they had Bears see if you can get the. story yeah they have black bears desert. bear black bears there's a lot of black. bears in Arizona's not all desert. there's a lot of woods in Arizona. Arizona man was mauled to death by a. black bear in a rare unprovoked attack. so he's just out there camping and the. guy just [ __ ] drinking his coffee and. this Bear runs up on him from multiple. witness accounts and preliminary. investigation of the scene Mr Jackson.

had been sitting having a coffee at a. table on his property where he was. building a home Oh I thought he was. camping the sheriff's off also that's. what the camper is so the camper is just. like where he's operating on of the. sheriff's office said in a Facebook post. adding it was a remote heavily wooded. area it appears a male black bear. attacked Mr Jackson taking him unaware. and dragged him approximately 75 ft down. an embankment neighbors heard Jackson. screaming tried to help through shouts. and car horns but the bear did not. release him until a neighbor shot him.

with his rifle oh so some guy did shoot. him but unfortunately at that time Mr. Jackson succumbed to his horrible. injuries oh my God that's the thing. about black bears black bears are more. more likely to be predatory attacks but. imagine not starting with the gun I mean. that's the first thing shoot you know I. mean he had to probably run back to his. house and get the gun maybe the gun was. in a safe you know maybe. you know that's tough how does a bear. catch you. unawares they can do it man if they're. hungry so if that bear was predatory. that means that bear was really hungry. so was like sneaking yeah they smell you.

maybe he was cooking imagine a stealthy. bear that's one of the scariest things. on on the planet well if the dude had. coffee maybe he had breakfast before he. had coffee and the smell of the. breakfast was coming out of his little. camper yeah that's how you get when when. they bait Bears they they they burn. things and put things in the air to get. the Bears to come like when they bait. them when they bait them with like. donuts and [ __ ] like that they do that. in certain places where it's heavily. wooded areas and literally the only way. to hunt black bears is to bait them so. you set up bait stands and you.

consistently feed those bears at that. spot all the time like you drop by food. you know every couple times a. week oh and then they. get they know that that's the spot and. so then you go and you wait in front of. that spot it's very dirty it's a dirty. game sometimes that what they they. waiting on your ass sometimes they are. like remember you then you was it you. tell telling me about the whales that. learn how to Orcas yeah they've learned. how to [ __ ] people's boats up that's. that's so funny to me it's crazy it's. kind of hilarious because for all these. years we've been mistreating them and.

finally they're like enough I'm going to. start [ __ ] up your boats and they're. real smart creatures oh yeah and they. probably teaching every whale in the. ocean how to do that [ __ ] probably at. least the whale's there I think it's. only one part of the world where this is. happening right now but the problem is. the word gets out yeah they have some. they they have those songs they sing and. they they they go hundreds of kilometers. and they that's how they tell each other. hey we [ __ ] people up over here did. you see that video the people in a kayak. and a whale swallows them no these. people are like they're whale watching. and there's a whale down there and the.

whale literally swallows the entire. kayak with the people in it so they. weren't good at it and then spits them. out I mean the world world doesn't want. to eat a kayak no but how you whale. watch it and you don't see the. [ __ ] well I think that's how. they were whale watching look at this. literally just takes the kayak oh wow. maybe he's annoyed with them maybe the. maybe The Kayaks are [ __ ] up there. fishing look at that bro that [ __ ] just. broke your back California beach oh yeah. easily could snap your legs in half.

easily could snap your neck but they. don't eat meat right so so yeah but I. mean just the power alone how does it. know what it's doing it's not gentle I. mean hopefully you can you still got. hope it'll spit you up oh hoping yeah. hoping the same video yeah look at that. that's from a different angle [ __ ]. insane this happened three years ago. then did it really yeah oh no kidding. that's weird I'm good on all this that's. weird I'm good on all I know it went. viral again which has been happening. with quite a few videos so you see all. the fish that's there see all the fish.

that's in the water flapping around. that's why the birds are there see all. that that splashing [ __ ] that's fish so. the the whales trying to eat the fish. and these [ __ ] in this kind did. they survive yeah he spit them out oh. lucky he wanted the fish he didn't want. a. kayak any them seriously injured I don't. know good. question I don't get it I don't get. these I don't get these people that need. that need LIF risking uh think.

activities no I mean this is this is on. the this is in the top like if if going. down to the bottom of an ocean in a. experimental sub is is number one yeah. this is on that list this is top 10 did. you see the guy in the kayak that got. attacked by a a tiger shark no no he's. in a kayak rowing and you see this tiger. shark just just engulf half the side of. hisat was he shark shark watching no he. was fishing oh okay well that fishing in. his kayak and all watch.

this look his foot's in the water too. man right look at. this tiger. shark tiger shark ran me holy watch this. look so his foot so his foot's in the. Water right. that's the paddle is to the left but his. foot was in there too look at that. thing oh so he was like waving it like. this and he thought the shark thought it. was food yeah shark probably thought it.

was a seal or some [ __ ] they're not. smart yeah bro I don't get it I don't. get this this this desire to Thrill seek. look at this in slow motion look at this. thing come. up [ __ ] a man thank God that wasn't. inflatable too w. um what did I hear there's a shark [ __ ]. some sharks attacked a boat recently you. know about the dude in Egypt that got. eaten I heard about it it it was one of.

the bottom of the barrel toles but I. didn't know what the [ __ ] they were. talking about it was a rough. one this dude is in Egypt and he's off. the shore Netflix Crews whole boat. exploded after back-to-back shark. attacks in Hawaii like something out of. Jaws oh my God I think they were filming. it so we'll probably not see it until oh. my God oh our planet too so that would. probably be really good wow yeah I heard. like it was like a right out of jaw so. there was a shark attack a shark attack. and then the boat exploded well is. attacking the boat yeah like I If it.

exploded like because the gas then yeah. that's right out of Jaws but is they. saying exploded or are they saying it. just fell apart I think fell apart I. think they said a rubber dingy can you. scroll back down a little there it says. uh Nolan said the crew was only about. 328 ft from the shore so they're able to. make it safely to land though barely on. land that they patched up the boat boat. and deployed a rubber dinghy but that. was attacked by giant traval Marine. fishes that can grow up to 6 feet long. and weigh more than 100 PB that attack.

knocked out the dinghy's motor what the. [ __ ] man what's going on over there the. behavior of the sharks they encountered. was extremely unusual Nolan told radio. times they were incredibly hungry so. there might not have been enough natural. food and they were just trying to. anything that came across in the water. wow uh it said it was just released so. it should be yeah let me check F let's. go to the Egyptian guy though first the. Egyptian guy's rough cuz he's screaming. for his dad he's like yelling Papa while. he's getting eaten alive by sharks just.

like a hundred yards offshore and. apparently this area now we didn't did. we find out if that's true somebody told. me that that area that they had dumped. sheep carcasses into the ocean in that. area to attract the Sharks I don't think. they did it on purpose I think they just. wanted to get rid of the sheep carcasses. oh okay and the dad was the dad was the. dad was on the shore fishing no they. were just hanging out at a beach oh it's.

at a resort wow it's horrible and you. have to see it I want to see. ity find oh wait minute this is a child. no it's a young man oh okay I can watch. a young man die it's a rough one here it. is warning graphic content and it is. [ __ ] graphic so this. dude is that the dude I think so that's. not that's him before oh no oh this is. sad okay come on yeah it's. sad why that's dumb where's the video I.

don't know oh they're not showing the. video of the actual. attack oh they're going to mummify the. shark what's the purpose of that that's. the. video so here the dude's out here the. music is from the beach it's a little. yeah dark. look at. that oh man horrible.

man you hear me yelling. Papa oh my. God oh my God look at all the red in the. water man it's so [ __ ] horrible oh my. God oh my. God you see just grab him and take him. under no I'm. good oh my god oh. Lord oh my God that's a.

lot that's a terrifying way to go what's. worse that are the sub. people that that's worse that's worse. some some people have been down there. for days though because because the the. sub people either died. instantly or they they died falling. asleep running out of air. but that right there the there's Terror. mixed in with that oh but that's Terror. being tra it's also Terror that your. loved ones are watching you get eaten.

yeah but the one in the sub is dying. with his son oh that's to and it was. probably his idea son he take you on an. adventure you're going to be a real man. like your father yeah go to the bottom. of the ocean like a [ __ ] man I don't. know that's that's tough that's tough. what's matter Jamie I'm reading about. the AR attack in Hawaii with the with. the Netflix crew they were in an area. where they were tracking baby albatross. chicks and they had an idea to get a. good shot of tiger sharks are about to. feed on them so they took two smaller.

inflatable boats out and that's what got. attacked an inflatable oh that's that's. why they exploded oh my God that's so. stupid it says they crew panicked and. then made an emergency landing on the. sand oh my. God and I still don't know if there's. video of it but it's fine yeah sharks de. feeding get the [ __ ] out of the water. yeah especially don't go out in a boat. that they can destroy dude yeah I mean. how many times do people have to see. like people in shark cages where the.

shark just slams into the cage and blows. it to pieces I don't know man I mean I. mean cuz look this is my thing the. universe is trying to kill us like just. the the natural mathematics of the. universe are deadly to us you being on. land is like one of the handfuls of. advantages you have as a human being. yeah don't don't leave don't leave land. like like that's anything where you got. to leave the surface is you're taking. unnecessary risk that goes against. everything you know your one advantage. is on land you got all the disadvantages.

in the water in space 10,000 ft deep. it's like just stay up just stay on. Earth but those Surfers the way they. describe that feeling of riding that. wave out there on the power of the ocean. you know what I've never heard somebody. describe what what it's like to get. eaten by a shark cuz they never survive. they always dead I don't think that's. worth it catch I mean but you know what. you're right I don't know what catching. the wave is like you know cuz cuz people. feel the same way they they see us doing. stand up and they go I could never do. that so terrifying it's like it's pretty.

easy it's pretty fun to you right yeah. but it's like to a surfer that you. probably sharks are nothing they're like. you have no idea what it's like right. and I I could I could I could understand. that feeling I bet that's like that has. to be what it's like cuz they're all. kind of peaceful people it's interesting. there's something about surfing that. just brings about like the there's a. spiritual connection to the ocean oh no. they're not all peaceful Surfers well. they're violent a lot of surfers are. trash right they really they real. protective about but the really good.

ones the ones that I've met that are. really good they're like that's a. special mindset yeah okay like the Shane. Dorian and the lir Hamilton's yeah they. yeah they do come off yeah all those. extremist people the the remember the. guy um I know you had them on the guy. the the free climbing guy oh Alex honold. yeah yeah yeah like people like that. they all pretty much. calm Kelly Slater same sort of thing. yeah Beast Surfer calm you think that. comes from chill dude probably like the. the humility that comes with being in. the ocean all the time yeah I mean if.

you're literally floating on a piece of. Styrofoam that's. [ __ ] riding a wave in the ocean I. mean how you have so much humility. because like you're completely powerless. all you're doing is using your own. balance and try to W ride the energy of. this insane Force that's behind you you. can't really think you're awesome cuz. you're just no matter how awesome you. are as a human being you're nothing. compared to just the power of the thing. you ride every day and you have to be.

you have to be able to be calm in one of. the most terrifying situations yeah you. got to keep your [ __ ] together when. there's a 100 foot wave over you can't. can't be a surfer that panics no you got. to be able to hold that yeah I feel the. same way watching the fighters where I'm. like yo how how did you keep it together. when you could when like you've been. you've been in that choke cold for 3. seconds two more seconds and you out you. going to go lose Consciousness and. you're calm you're still working you're. still working your hands it's like. they're still thinking when most people.

would Panic yeah yeah that's I'm I'm. impressed by anybody that I'm I'm. impressed by any. expertise I'm obsessed with I watch a. YouTube video of a [ __ ] just. putting bricks together me too just you. see it like that motherfucker's good. yeah carpentry that's 20 years of. experience yeah yeah I love it yeah me. too yeah expertise yeah I love watching. people do things with their hands. craftsmanship making watches and [ __ ]. little tiny microscope and they're. [ __ ] moving little pieces and gears.

around I love [ __ ] like that just some. just somebody that's dedicated their. life to something yeah yeah even. schemers and scammers that's why I like. a good I like a good a good uh a good. like bank heist like you hear the real. life stories of like different heists. and [ __ ] yeah some people have. outsmarted everybody that's why um um. you mean like when it comes to bank. heists that's why I'm interested in this. SPF thing what is that oh apparently. they just re I just looked at in uh we.

might have got memd out of the actual. headline it the memes on the Twitter. space were going that he might get all. charges dropped but I think no but he. got five dropped 13 down to eight now. and he's still going on trial what are. the uh which ones they oh okay which. ones they get rid of I don't know like. they could have maybe got overzealous. with so many charges that he kept. throwing things down and now his team. got it down to Accurate charges or. something point right good point cuz I'm. sure when they went go to bring in a. person like that they probably like. double and triple down on charges one.

article says it's been worded as. temporarily suspended charges so. interesting it's that's where I go like. man that [ __ ] ain't going to. prison man you don't think so maybe. he'll go to a nice country cup for a. little bit I've never is he a big he's a. billionaire right not anymore okay well. but he gave away a lot though he gave. away a lot to democratic party but being. a being a I've never seen a billionaire. go to prison oh what about Bernie maid. off okay so let me let me let me um let. me it's a caveat the only time I've ever.

seen someone with that much money go to. prison is when they [ __ ] with other rich. people's money that's what this guy did. Bernie ma off the guy from inran yeah. was he [ __ ] with rich people. Elizabeth Holmes yeah that's a good one. she sentenced 135 months 11 years 3. months in federal prison for defrauding. investors and thoros and she going to. prison out here. she going to prison in Texas is she yeah. yeah that's not going to be cuz there's. maybe she probably still going to go to. one of those nice ones 11 years and she. just had a couple of kids she pumped out.

a couple of kids before she went in. which is crazy right imagine getting. having babies knowing you facing prison. I think she's a sociopath of course. she's a sociopath and I think people. like that would think like if I have a. kid maybe they're less likely to lock me. up for a long time because they know I'm. a mother and listen y'all y'all might. not want to hear y'all might not want to. hear this out but listen every. billionaire should have like a couple of. hood dudes on on staff because there a. certain kind of [ __ ] that only they. can. detect if you you know what I'm saying. like if you if you have had if you have.

had like a uh if you had like a Freddy. Gibbs with you when you talk to that. [ __ ] he would he would or like David. Lucas right he would have known right. away she was full of [ __ ] yeah yeah well. a lot of people knew she was full of. [ __ ] well right but not the rich guys. cuz even even people inside the company. knew she was full of [ __ ] yeah she knows. how she knows how to fool people with. money that's her whole skill you got to. have somebody around you know they do. that in Japan they got the you know. their culture so much like respect and. bowing and respect but so they they have. an they have an American like a like a.

designated American on staff at the big. companies and because they know he'll. say [ __ ] that everybody else won't a so. he's around and be like that's [ __ ]. people like ah this American but he's. right though but no one no one else you. know understand I'm saying right like I. watched a thing on Netflix where um they. do they play the Black boxes they do. like reenactments of like plane crashes. from the ' 880s and one of the problems. back then was that the captain of an. airplane was like the captain of a ship. like you didn't question him so half of. the crashes were because some lower.

person wasn't empowered to say something. do you know that's why they switched. Korean Airlines they started making them. speak English right well because yeah. because in Korea there's a very specific. way of talking to people that are higher. above you or more respectful and then. there's boundaries cultural boundaries. that are very difficult to transcend but. when you're speaking English they don't. have that that sort of same hierarchy. doesn't exist in the language okay right. and so they realiz this is from I think.

it was Malcolm gladwell's book uh where. they describe how they to get over this. problem they started making them speak. English oh I see cuz cuz like is that. true that make sure that's so like in. Korean thank you say thank you. differently to to like a superior than. you to a stranger you to a regular. person I get what you're yeah you. wouldn't question the superior if they. said you know we're in this direction. you're like no we're wrong this is awful. it's a lot like that and Japanese. companies so so a lot of not all of them.

but a lot of them have they have an. American for that reason his books. illust illustration for the examples so. I don't know that that makes this better. but this is what the book said I guess. so at the end of the 90s Korean era had. more plane crashes than almost any other. Airline around the globe cockpit. miscommunication has been a persistent. factor in these accidents for example. the Korean Air flight 801 crash was. attributed to the Pilot's decision to. land despite the junior officer's. disagreement evidence of high power. distance a culture that denotes a.

heavily hierarchal Society Gladwell. argues that this innate behavior of deep. reverence towards elders and superiors. highly contributes to cockpit. miscommunication especially in Planes. designed to be flown by two equals. unsurprisingly it's been found the. safest airlines are often from the. countries whose cultures do not value. value strict hierarchies interesting. yeah yeah cuz if you were like. [ __ ] we out of fuel they would. be like oh she's right but when we land. you're fired right you don't talk like. that you know what I mean like oh [ __ ].

well it's it's just the culture is very. different you know Korean culture is. very different respect and man they do a. lot of things great over there they. barbecue oh they make great barbecue. they make some goddamn good barbecue. over there man they good at kicking they. good at kicking. gaming half of the the E you I know I. know you're not into the Esports but. half of the [ __ ] Esports teams are. Korean really like it'll be the London. team but half of them Korean really.

Korean it's like Korean. Russian you know and the Chinese always. have their team but like most of the. players on the top teams in the world of. all Esports are Korean players. interesting cuz over over there there's. not shame involved in the culture of. they literally have gaming cafes where. like you don't even own the computer you. just go in and sign in and. play look at this guy's getting a. massage the elite open school in Soul. Many students show up to morning classes.

sleep deprived after hours of gaming so. they just out there getting wrecked at. night yeah cuz they they genuine Stars. over there yeah it's a real career path. which is pretty wild it's crazy now what. is it what game are they playing I think. that game is League of. Legends yeah that's yeah yeah League of. Legends Starcraft was the other one they. used to buy they get but this I think I. think League had the largest prize for. for world champion what's crazy is the. audiences massive audiences to see this.

yeah and they have you know the various. story lines and all of that you see. about you see the video where the dude. dies gaming he just just [ __ ] conks. out and dies is leaning back people. thought he was asleep and he's dead he's. playing he just game till he died cuz. it's something there's something about. out cuz the be the best games have they. combine a power fantasy with an. enjoyable gameplay Loop this is this is. not 2015 this is like real recent oh wow.

it might have actually it might not have. been real recent three days straight. that's mise gaming and that was the. story this was no this was like a the. guy died in his chair like there's a. video of him in the chair and he just. leans back and his head falls back and. it looks like he's sleeping and he's. just. dead that's crazy three days is a lot it. might have been one of them Instagram. things where I don't even know when it. was the thing is I'm not good if I don't. wash my ass I Don't Feel clean my aim is. off and everything you got to take a. break it's not healthy behavior and.

people have let their children starve to. death but I love it I like I it's my. it's my side past time the thing I do. you know when I'm trying to relax yeah. you know like Diablo 4 just came out. that [ __ ] took my [ __ ] life I took. three days off and I played it for 3. Days oh my God and I was like okay now I. got to focus back cuz I'm I'm filming my. special soon film my special at mother. ship in August yeah I'm excited yeah. yeah I'm excited so I'm like I'm I'm I'm. got a lock in on the special but I was. like I love this game and I'm just GNA. take some days and just enjoy it it was.

it's awesome yeah hell yeah you just. slaying demons from hell I I haven't. seen the graphics in the new Diablo oh. it's incredible let me see Diablo 4 show. me. some yeah comics and gaming man yeah. it's either gaming or wrestling or. something something it's always. something it's always something where. it's a fantasy yeah fantasy [ __ ] a lot. of comics into pro wrestling yeah in. this in this [ __ ] it's like they that. you're literally you're slaying hordes.

of demons from hell you know and. depending on how you set up your. character you hit you hitting them with. lightning bolts you hitting them with. Fireballs you chopping them to Pieces is. it overhead perspective yeah it's. overhead perspective yeah Al this is. what you're seeing when you're playing. yeah this is what you're seeing I think. this guy is a he's a barbarian you don't. you don't see a lot of Barb. here now why don't they make wouldn't it. be more exciting to do this as a first. player they did that with uh with uh.

with. Skyrim yeah they kind of did with but. but Diablo's kind of a different thing. because Jesus look at all the numbers. what do those numbers mean so the. numbers are how much damage you're doing. but the different colors mean uh. different hits so like the yellow is a. critical. hit um it just means you have a CH you. have a CH whatever hit you have a chance. to do critical damage with like bonus. 150% D so what you just do out of that. box did he just grab some stuff yeah the. whole thing is you're killing monsters. they're dropping items or you're opening.

chest they're dropping items the items. make you stronger or give you different. powers and you're you're trying to. combine the right items to have the to. do bigger and bigger dumbers and the. more you play the more items you get so. the more power you get right the more. powerful items you get so you get. addicted yep and there's gambling and. there so you're ridiculous well this is. a real real high level guy real deep. into the game I mean he's level 78 what. level are you um 76 Jesus so you're. right up there yeah the max level's 100.

wow there's only 4,000 people that have. hit level 100 out of like so those dud. Chas are those dudes chasing him or are. they fighting with him they're they're. chasing him oh wow yeah nobody's on his. team in this but you can play with you. can like uh like I play with uh Frank. Frank Castillo and like sometimes like. if if he signs on if like if I'm on and. he signs on and he sees I'm playing he. can just jump right in oh and so you. guys can team up right he can team up we. can be on my team and you talk [ __ ] to. each other yeah or like we or we. coordinate for example. like like you you can't really see it.

cuz he killing them so fast but like. sometimes he hits the monster and they. turn purple purple means they're. vulnerable it means they take more. damage but you can you can have other. skills that like do better other [ __ ]. when the monster's vulnerable so like. I'll make everybody vulnerable and Frank. has some skill that that exploits that. and so we kind of teaming up little. stuff like that sounds like a great way. to waste your life it's such a waste of. time yeah it seems so addictive but it's. it's super addictive but it but it's fun. it's also very fun and so you know they.

they they didn't they didn't send me no. merch I would like some merch to Diablo. people they're so good at making things. like the more you play it the more you. get well that's what I was telling you. is the the the perfect games are the. ones where they they have it's a power. fantasy yeah and a and a and a Fun Loop. cuz cuz basically you know you're. playing hours and hour and you're doing. the same thing over and over again. you're just killing hordes of monsters. right but the. reward for that is spaced out just. enough where you wanted to because when.

you level up it goes Ding and your guy. goes ah and then everything dies. everything around you dies whenever you. level up everything dies so it's like. it's this big event and you level up. you're like oh [ __ ] now I can go put. points into this power cuz there's a. whole skill tree so you un you unlock. points to put in the skill tree and it. makes you can change how your skill act. and all of this other [ __ ] so it's like. the the the options the things to do are. so varied and the and the and the the. loop is fun and you get rewarded at just. the right intervals in that Loop where.

you you want to come back for you just. want one more dungeon one more and then. next more 12 hours later next thing you. know is hours later I'm getting anxiety. just hearing you talk about it yeah but. I don't I don't really have that. addictive of a person like I can I can. stop whenever I want that's good yeah. that's good cuz Duncan didn't Duncan. Duncan was gone long periods of time the. first game like that was was EverQuest. it oh that's what I heard yeah yeah. EverQuest and then wow kind of took that. over but EverQuest originally I never I. never got into that cuz I saw it I seen. it ruin people's marriages yeah and they.

came out with EverQuest too I seen that. [ __ ] people up you know World of. Warcraft I I stayed away from I seen. people I seen it [ __ ] people up and. Diablo I [ __ ] me up and I was like and. Diablo I was okay I didn't really play. that much but this one has the same. little something it's just the perfect. mix of all those things and you and it. makes you it it's just like like casinos. casinos know when you come in that's why. you know they put they put they have you. put you you know you don't put money in. machines anymore you put money on a card. and that card is on your account so when.

you go sit down at that machine they. know oh you haven't played today you. know what I mean and you put the you put. your card in that machine and they go. they let you you know the four four rows. are random and that fifth one you win a. little you know and and cuz legally. someone has to win the jackpot every x. amount of roles like they they can go x. amount of rolls some someone has to win. so they set the machine up like that and. they but everything in between it's just. a game planing with you you win a little. H you lose a little you play again you. win a lot more than that but not a.

significant amount and that is enough to. hook you now you now you're playing more. and more and you win a little win a. little win a little but but if you sit. there long enough you gonna be out of. money and that's the whole point it's. all set up to take your money yeah and. people voluntarily sign up for it the. that reward the rate the lights flash. all that they goes into all that the. color of the room the way the room. smells the way it's set up like it's. it's a maze you ever go you go to a Cino. for the first time it's [ __ ]. confusing as [ __ ] yeah it's supposed to.

be that it's everything set up for you. to spend money and feel comfortable. doing it and get trapped in there yeah. that's why they walk up and give you a. couple drinks yeah lower your. inhibitions take a take a chance did you. see the girl with the poker machine that. just pissed pissed herself no you ever. see that there's a girl sitting. apparently people at casino say it. happens all the time people are gambling. and don't want to get up so they just. pee yeah that is wild a gambling. addiction look at this lady she's. sitting there she looks good too look. she's just. pissing she's pissing while she's on the.

phone Grant she's probably shitfaced too. but I guess but still you don't know. you're pissing on the floor probably. doesn't I think people just piss there's. the the [ __ ] is worse but people. walking through grocery stores and they. just like [ __ ] falls out their leg oh. I've seen that like they're running a. marathon yeah I saw one where this guy. pulled his pants down in the store and. just shot rocket out of his assle though. who's how are they [ __ ] on that. submarine can you imagine that that's. dun cuz you're not fleshing that toilet. my bet your anxiet so high you're just.

not n my n my dude that would be torture. for me I'd be like kill me first how. much water do they have I mean you might. get dehydrated down there too you might. run out of water yeah I mean you can't. go very many days without water I think. three yeah I mean how many days no seven. I think seven is the max. you can go without water [ __ ] you can. probably make it like a month without. food you can make it longer without food. if you're fat if you're real fat yeah. but well without water yeah you're done.

SK you're done SK but it's a lot easier. to find fresh water I think or I'll say. you could like you could even risk it. and drink contaminated water at in an. emergency right I guess it's not just. food everywhere I guess there's a I'm. looking up the updates a uh a retired. Navy Captain just brought up the point. about how cold it probably is down there. oh Jesus cuz that doesn't probably have. tons of insulation oh Jesus and where. they're at this is the water entirely. around their ship is at freezing or. slightly below when they exhale their. breath condenses there's frost on the.

inside of the parts of the submarine. they're all H together trying to get. their body heat oh my God and they're. running low on oxygen and breathing each. other's and and here's the thing even if. they find them how do you get it up how. do you get it yeah they'd have to tow it. up or something yeah they because when. we started the podcast you said how how. many hours left oh there's they're down. to their last day they have until like. 5: in the morning right now so they got. like 12 hours they have until 5: in the. morning until they're out of oxygen yeah. yeah but that what I'm saying is you. have to you have to account for how long. it would take to to bring them to the.

top and open the [ __ ] thing so it's. like they don't have five they don't. have till 5: in the morning they they. need to be found and on their way to the. top for them to have till 5:00 a.m. and. what are the strategies is there any. article on the strategies that they're. using I remember looking that up last. night I was even contemplating do they. even have a machine or device or. anything that could go even get them. besides a drone right I don't know that. there even is cuz most of what the [ __ ]. are they doing are they just trying to.

find them so they can communicate with. them they're trying to find them so they. could use the power of the remote. controller to bring them to the surface. I don't even think they know where they. are still Jesus Christ yeah like I think. it says that they lost communication. like an hour and a half after they. departed oh my God so they weren't they. weren't even all the way down then right. or right or that or that happened right. when they hit the. bottom uh the tire Voyage is supposed to. take two and a half hours the polar. Prince lost contact with the Titan. approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes into.

the trip triggering desperate search for. the now missing. sub [ __ ] and the guy remember the. reporter said it it was lost for five. hours when he went last year oh my God. so so it happens it it has happened what. and they would and they didn't add a. transponder. whatever they could who knows Voyage. lasted 10 hours said passengers were. given sandwiches and water during that. um vessel's the compass was acting very. weird and the passengers had only about.

20 minutes to view the Titanic wreckage. the compass acted weird yeah bro imagine. if there's an alien ship down there. that's [ __ ] them up bro but if your. comp is going crazy you need to get the. [ __ ] out of there and I don't know. instantly I don't know the science of. what that means but that's never good. can't be good no some crazy magnets are. in there what's going on some kind of. pulse from the earth who the [ __ ] knows. here's what's so wild about all this. [ __ ]. Dojo they went down there to look at the. wreckage from screens inside from.

cameras outside you understand what I'm. saying yeah they there was one little. tiny hole above the toilet for looking. out but you can't see anything down. there like you have to you know what I. mean it's like that's not their main. thing was watch and it's like you could. have just s down a drone and watched the. screen on the ship you didn't have to be. in the you don't have to be in the water. no down there for no reason just so you. can say you was there i' have just lied. about it yeah you don't want to lie. about it either about being down there. yeah it's just stupid yeah but if you're. that if you're as an alternative to.

getting on the [ __ ] yes if you. if I had to choose yeah I'm be a [ __ ]. I have to lie that's no one's getting. hurt by that Li I tell you what I'm not. doing I'm not getting on I'm not getting. on a I'm not getting on a ship that's. piloted by a [ __ ] that ain't on. the ship right the pilot the driver got. to take all the risks I'm taking yes. yeah and and also how about have that. ship been able to drive itself too think. about this what what if they got to the. te actually we probably do have the. technology where your commercial flight. can be flown by a pilot that's that.

never leaves the city they're flying it. remotely I bet they could do that now. and then when you get and when you break. a certain line another pilot at the. Landing City takes over and they land. but would you be comfortable with that. no [ __ ] no [ __ ] no get your ass on this. plane you got to be up here with me if. you in charge you got to be up here with. me not only that why wouldn't they have. a system where when they lose. communication with the sub the sub just. Rises to the top which has happened. before so they've lost communication. before and then they had no blackup plan. for what would happen if it happened. again why does this scare me more than. anything else this freaks me out so it's.

because you're because you're wealthy. and they target wealthy people with [ __ ]. like this no I'm not St I'm not I'm not. worried that I would do it oh okay no. just the idea of I have zero desire to. do that bro I'd rather go fishing I. don't want I don't I'd rather go play. pool I'm not say zero zero I mean zero. not a [ __ ] chance in and one of my. friends if you were trying to go I I. would do everything that I could to not. you someone irresponsible someone crazy.

bro I don't even play Survival video. games [ __ ] that no I I've survived my. whole life they you know you know these. games where they they you start out in. the woods all you have is a hatchet they. like yeah you got to build a fire and. find shelter what the [ __ ] yeah nah no. no no no no no I'm here to kill demons. yeah fun stuff kill demons with magical. Weaponry but what is this this is the. device that they have the first thing to. come find them today it's called a. Victor 6000 it's it can go 20,000 ft.

which is plenty to get there but but. what's it going to do that don't look. like it can lift anything I'm looking at. like the it shows that they send it out. from a ship with some sort of tow rope. and maybe they keep the tow rope and. maybe then they can hook something onto. it and them both back up but that's a. lot of Mayes I just said it's a lot of. Mayes and they have to find them and. they have to find it the amount of air. you're talking about is so immense yeah. this does have some sort of rope con I. mean honestly knowing that it they lost. communication almost right when they hit. the bottom I'm telling you I think I. think it it imploded something leaked.

there was a it was an opening a crack I. think they're they died instantly oh god. oh do you think they're going to send. down people in Subs to see the wreckage. of the sub oh yeah oh yeah that's so. that'll be the next thing people can go. visit the Titan this is back when they. did it wrong like Mount Everest yeah. this is the billionaire and his son. Frozen in the Titan don't [ __ ] around. that and here here's bro here's what. people comparing it to space but guess. what as far as we know it ain't no. monsters in space it's monsters all over. the bottom of the ocean that's crazy.

it's and that might have been what. happened some big ass thing that they. don't see coming hit that [ __ ]. with its. tail. yeah a whale just [ __ ] your magnetic. [ __ ] up flipped you over. oh one of the things that's interesting. about these UFO sightings is a lot of. them are happening over water and. they're saying these things go into the. water and they don't make a. splash yeah but this is my thing about.

the UF UFO sightings thing it's like so. it's too many smartphones out here for. us to not get some you know some 4K at. least some 1080p right you know some. clear footage that's not blurry or like. some clear give me some clear videos out. here true but have you ever tried. filming a bird in the sky it's very hard. true true I saw a thing the other day. where I was like that I can't explain. what I'm looking at you know what I mean. I would I don't know if it's a because. it might have been a drone but it just. it seemed so huge and it seemed like it.

was going up so high you know but like. it would have had to have been a like a. a commercial drone not a government one. and it kept fly it kept flying up and. then moving to the side and then. floating back down and then flying like. I mean way up to the point when I first. saw it I thought it was a plane but then. it started moving the completely. backwards and I'm like that's they make. some insane drones now and they're. really fast have you ever seen the. drones where they do them through. obstacle coures the races oh that's wild.

yeah that's entertaining too that's. entertaining yeah that's going to that's. going to be real popular in the future. oh for sure because these things are. getting better and better have you ever. seen that one with that zone that that. drone The Zone the the Drone takes off. at insane rates of. speed they have this drone and it's. hovering it goes. watch this I don't know if this is it. this is I just clicked the video to find. like the fastest drone that you can get. let me see what it looks like do you got. any volume on. this you can't even see that.

[ __ ] it's going almost 200 milph. wow listen to this. sound where is it oh there it. is God damn that [ __ ] is fast and this. camera is on the Drone right here yeah. look at the shape of it it looks like a. Tic Tac wa oh my God I mean that's not. the same St it looks like a. rocket how crazy that that thing can go. 200 miles an.

hour is that the fastest. drone what a shitty sound that is that. wild it sounds like death have do is put. a gun on that thing yeah just I mean I. typed in fastest drone yeah Hans Hans go. to videos fastest drone videos with. eight props is faster than that. oh my God look at that thing move down. here three world's fastest drones let's. see Y show me something. stupid oh this is a commercial for these.

Dr 34 minute flight time wow someone. just made commercial oh yeah they're. getting very very sophisticated it's. pretty cool you know and then how long. after that before they pilotable where. you can get in one of those things and. move around in something like that yeah. and then someone else is flying it and. someone slams in to you in the. sky yeah why are we so fascinated with. death because it's inevitable and we're. afraid of it so we like to get close to. it get a little juice and then go back.

to life yeah you know it's like that's. where those climers are doing well have. you ever really lived if you didn't. almost die are you really an adult until. you've almost died a couple times you. are still an adult but you do not have. the same experiences like could I like. if I'm in a room full of grown men and I. go and I just go everybody tell a story. about about the last time you almost. died everyone would have a couple mhm. you know yeah it's it's sort of a writer. I mean not a writer passage but it's. like if you're living life properly it's.

almost inevitable but then you can push. it too far and you're some wild climber. dude yeah you one of these [ __ ]. you climbing mountains with no with no. ropes do you ever seen that uh. documentary The alpinist no oh you got. to watch it the alpinist yeah is that is. that a tree person no no no no no what. is that. what is the tree oh the Alps is an. arborist arborist arborist yeah alpinist. is someone who's climbing insane Alpine. mountains and this [ __ ] dude was like. the one that all the other climbers were.

like what the [ __ ] like he was just. crazy and he at the end of his life was. climbing ice is this Netflix um I don't. know they always they always weird. looking he was free climbing for he's an. interesting dude he was an interesting. dude I should say just listening to the. recordings of of him but he became. obsessed with all these you know. top-notch climbers and he did free solo. climbing then after a while he started. doing ice climbing so he's climbing with. these ice picks and he's making his way.

up glaciers so he's climbing like. stalagmites that are hanging off the. side of a cliff he's climbing them in. the documentary it's so hard to watch. your hands start sweating and did he die. doing this oh yeah yeah and they found. him I mean they know where he is they. never even recovered him the glacier. just kind of consumed his body but they. found where his body is I don't think. they recovered him right is that correct. I think that happens with a lot of those. guys it's like you can't even recover. them because to recover them you would.

have to risk everybody's life to go. recover a dead body but man they be. living though I guess they be living I. think a lot of those guys there's. something wrong with them and that's. what the way they feel things I think. regular life is just flat and boring and. the only way they feel is to do. something insanely risky I slightly dis. agree I I think some people are just. born in a wrong time you know H like if. this were like if we if we were already. at the point where we could explore. space these [ __ ] would be the Starship. captains they it's like they were the.

guys that would get on a ship and try to. map the globe and you know like it was. beneficial it's just now we we're so. comfortable is like they have to go find. and seek out things but like their kind. of person is necessary explorers yeah. explorers people that would take the. chance is just for the thrill and all. that we do need them we just don't need. them right this second yeah those those. people that would just get in boats and. try to find new land back in the day. yeah those are the people you pay to. make the first 100 trips in the Titan to.

make sure it's safe imagine the people. that made it to the Hawaiian Islands in. little boats that they made. yeah I mean they came from the. Polynesian Islands and they made their. way across the [ __ ] ocean to. Hawaii man they were like oh we hit the. jackpot oh my God they hit the jackpot. yeah but they did that [ __ ] thousands of. years ago that's what's. crazy yeah it was some ballsy ass people. out there ballsy ass people [ __ ] yeah. real you find an island in the middle of.

the ocean is a bunch of cool ass people. living on it yeah and and the thing is. you you when you take off you don't know. where you're going right and how you'll. survive when you get there see talk. about like people that like are in touch. with nature people that live in Hawaii. like you're you're like very vulnerable. out there isolated yeah any of the. nature people fascinate me yeah people. like at home out in the wilderness yeah. yeah cuz they cuz they're right you know.

the Doomsday prepping people they're. right they're just not right right now. right exactly but like it's coming to an. end at some point it might not even be. while they alive but but you know those. going to be the people you looking for. youever you watch Last of Us yes it's. like remember the old the old gay man. with the shelter like yeah those if the. Apocalypse come they going to be sitting. pretty yeah yeah and the rest of us. going to be like I don't Wii yeah but. then those people go after those people. oh weren't prepared they tried to find. the people that are prepared what's. interesting is Preppers a lot of times.

get lumped into terrorists they get. labeled like there's uh this guy Mike. Glover who's been on my show who runs. this company fieldcraft survival and he. teaches preparedness for all kinds of. different things but they had him. labeled they had him on a list like an. extremist list but imagine because he's. just telling people like if Society. collapses like he's a special operation. Soldier well there's probably some. crossover between between the two. communities you know you probably don't. sh because because you know it's already.

so few of you I would imagine if you're. like somebody walked up like hey [ __ ]. JN is in the clan he's like but just. don't just don't bring up breaks around. John you know what I mean like he's he's. one of our best Preppers I don't think. they're talking about that I think. they're talking about people that want. to overthrow the government oh like Okay. so what you're saying it's like people. that want people that want the society. collapse are mixed in with the people. that are preparing just for if it does. yeah the worry is that well from the. Preppers perspective the the people that.

are into that would say like I don't. trust the government not trusting me. because what they don't trust me is that. if the [ __ ] goes down they go full. totalitarian they know we're armed to. the tits and they don't like it plus we. have food we have water we we we can. [ __ ] we can huddle down. right and fight him off that's what they. think I would imagine and just just. espousing that puts you on a watch list. yeah or even if it was like zombie [ __ ]. or some or some disease or yeah like bro.

you know you know the um and I might. just be talk on my ass correct me if I'm. wrong please Jamie but the you know the. premise of Last of Us was that that one. fungus that Corps Corps it couldn't. infect humans right and then it did. right and now it has in real life has is. it really I just read this like a couple. a couple weeks ago am I [ __ ] am I. wrong Jamie it has infected a human now. really yeah now obviously I don't know. if it can mind control a. human cuz you probably die before it.

could take over your whole mind cuz our. minds are way bigger than you know bugs. but there's things that take over our. minds anyway there's toxoplasmosis which. you actually get from cats you might. have that well there was a [ __ ] plan. out there for your wild cat you probably. have it you probably have toxo oh for. sure just from being exposed the cat py. Fey yeah yeah that [ __ ] yeah she rubs. her butthole and everything not only. that she's out there with rats and all. sorts of things who knows what she's. killing and eating out there I think it. makes you love them right it well what. it does with rats is it makes them.

sexually attracted to smell of cat urine. okay they literally lose their ability. to be afraid of cats and then they get. hard like thinking about cat piss so. they get aroused so they literally seek. out the cats and then the cats kill them. and eat them and Toxoplasma mosis. actually uh multiplies inside a cat's. gut could Corps fungi infect humans. Corps uh. opio Corps are types of fungi that.

typically infect insects fictional Works. have explored Corps infections to humans. but this fungus is not likely to evolve. to cause infection in humans in the near. future however cases of fungal infection. may be increasing with climate change. this is uh recently speak out of my ass. uhoh I'm information no worries it. happens hold. on I know I'm not tripping though let me. see what I saw you know what scares me. is. rabies oh yeah rabies is wild you hear. about like the accounts of like settlers.

trying to make their way across the. country that encountered animals with. rabies and the way they died rabies is. wild because it infects animals and. makes them want to bite you to to give. you rabies yeah every time every time I. hear somebody tell me they got bit by a. wild animal and they didn't go to the. hospital oh my God crazy you out of your. [ __ ] mind cuz once you start showing. Sy symptoms and rabies yeah you already. did you don't have much time like you I. think you have to get to the hospital. and get treatment within 24 hours I. think it's pretty close yeah you can't. rest on it yeah I know a dude um that.

was telling me a story about someone who. got nicked by a bat like there was bats. under a bridge and the bat you know. they're flying they're all flying and he. got nicked on his hand he died of. [ __ ]. rabies just a Nick yeah see if you can. find that guy gets nicked from uh bat. dies of rabies yeah like nicked his hand. I think and he's like oh what the [ __ ]. is that [ __ ] thought nothing of it you. know just flew by maybe you didn't even. feel it you know maybe you didn't even. notice you know there's a bunch of bats.

around you like Jesus oh man that's such. a that's another Fe infected bat ran. into the hand of BC man who later died. from. rabies s suffering a small puncture Rune. in rare daylight encounter this spring. wow damn he's 21 years old crazy crazy. man crazy and he didn't go to the. hospital I don't know said he developed. symptoms of rabies 6 weeks later yeah. bro you got to get cuz once the symptoms. kick in you dead you can't nothing you. can.

do you got to get to that if you get bit. by a wild animal you got to go to the. hospital that night immediately is that. crazy like he didn't even know I would I. would lie at the hospital I'm cuz if you. tell him you having chest pains they'll. see you right away imagine you're. feeling like [ __ ] and you have to think. back to 6 weeks ago where a bat like. grazed you I'm having chest pains I got. bit by a back checking me out for. everything yeah yeah hell yeah cuz they. do you know they do. triage at most emergency rooms meaning. they don't see you in the order you came. in they see you in what they think is.

the most serious right so you got to say. something's really wrong yeah if unless. you're bleed unless you're bleeding out. or you having chest pains it's not. serious so they going you might be. sitting in there for four five six s. hours you got to fake a stroke you just. got to say you I'm having chest pains. just getting dizzy I'm blocking out my. chest don't get me wrong I wouldn't do. that like if I if I thought something. serious was wrong I would I would lie. about having just P I have no shame on. my game yeah that's a good move yeah. yeah you got to get in there especially. if you think it might be rabies I. straight Fred sford in there I'm coming.

home Elizabeth. right everybody forgot about that yeah. that's a great show man cuz I did it. before I went to the emergency room I. was having chest. pains and uh I remember the the it was. it was on the fourth of July and I. remember the. the dude taking my vitals and stuff he. was like how old are you I was like 40. he was like and just walked. away yeah he like it was like I was the. only person in there they saw me right. away he laughed he laughed that you were.

having a heart attack at 40 yeah he. laughed what a piece of [ __ ] I know. right cuz he was like he took my vitals. and was like what's wrong I was like my. chest pains he was like for real I like. yep I was like all right walked off wow. I know the doctor was pissed when I told. him that but he was like it's just. unlikely that there's anything wrong it. turned out to just be gas it's real bad. gas oh my god dude how bad's your gas. that particular time it was just real. [Music]. bad you went to the doctor for gas yeah. like it hurt real bad wow like you were.

really thinking you having a heart. attack oh yeah well the thing is the the. the VA has like a tell a nurse so you if. you call the nurse and say your symptoms. they'll tell you what you need to do. whether you go to the hospital they'll. make an appointment for you or whatever. but if you say you're having chest pains. they going to make you go to hospital no. matter what the [ __ ] is going on so. they're like best not to risk it yeah so. it probably wasn't the type of pain that. that would be signal a heart attack but. it was like I didn't she didn't know. that and I didn't know how to describe.

it to her better so just go just in case. you don't want me to go to the emergency. home just in case but I would if I got. bit by an animal yeah for sure you know. so yeah you got to be careful you can't. [ __ ] around you don't want to die and. wish you had gone right chest pain or. animal attacks it's a must go yeah yeah. yeah no matter what's going to cost you. going to debt just don't pay. it you know I rather be alive in severe. debt than then then dead cuz I didn't go. to the doctor oh yeah 100% yeah medical.

bills are [ __ ] crazy it's it's kind. of it's kind of insane yeah yeah it's. very very very very much insane I didn't. really understand until the pandemic I. didn't I never looked into the. healthcare system in terms of like how. many hospitals are private most of them. yeah they're business. yeah and then the public ones are. dangerous. yeah you know everyone in this everyone. in every city they could tell you the. hospital that you don't want to go to. you know my mom oh she G probably be mad. at me talking about this my mom had a.

heart attack. recently and like you know within the. last year and she drove herself to the. hospital who because cuz she lives in DC. but it's right there on the border with. with PG County Maryland and so it was. base it was because she she knew if she. called 911 they would take her to the. bad Hospital oh so she drove herself to. the hospital so she could go to the oh. my God yeah it's like that out here the. public hospital is [ __ ]. trash I saw a video of a kid who F sever.

it's one of the worst fractures of an. ankle I've ever seen and he's in the. passenger seat being driven to the. hospital it is it's not in the passenger. seat of what a his friend's car like. yeah that's probably faster than taking. someone in yeah but he's just I mean. Jesus I know what else you do obviously. but do you get leeway if you're trapping. somebody to the hospital like like say. you speeding or something and they pull. you over if the cops are listening to. said my friends got a broken ankle the. cops will probably give you a police. escort yeah they probably got a broken.

ankle I mean if it sounds pretty bad. like bone through the skin and [ __ ]. blood everywhere but is there is there. some kind of signal you can give where. like I'm not slowing down I can't stop. cop never listen because they have to. follow you anyway just to make sure it's. true otherwise you're just a psycho just. speeding around oh right saying you're. pregnant I like you got to beat me to to. the hospital I'm giving birth sir excuse. me oh yeah wonder what happens if a cop. pulls someone over and they said I'm. giving birth now and it's a guy I've. seen a cop have to let it slide a cop a. cop let one of my cousins get get away. with just pissing on the side of the.

road oh like when he cuz he pulled him. like why you speed he's like I got to. piss so bad he got out of the car and. ran over him he let him piss like you. know sometimes you got to go yeah yeah. we've all been there did you see this. story this from Florida there's a oh. Deputy pulled another deputy over I. thought this car but it was not he just. say I'm on my way to work he's like well. why you going he's going 85 and a 45 he. just yeah cuz because I think. technically because cops can cops don't. have follow the same traffic code but I.

think if you're not on shift you can't. just just cuz you're in a cop car you. can't speed right you have to be going. to like a scene or you just have to be. on patrol and yeah but you're still not. allowed to speed like you're not. supposed to speed unless you're chasing. someone if you're going to a scene of a. crime interesting y I got fired for that. but I gotta wrap this up Brian we got we. got a show in an hour and a half no two. hours yeah yeah yeah we got several. shows yeah yeah yeaha let's go living a. life Liv dream brother we having fun.

yeah man thanks for having me on my. pleasure don't forget to follow the. podcast BS with Brian Simpson BS with. Brian Simpson BS comedian on Instagram. and on Twitter Y and Denver and New York. in July and uh filming at the mother. ship in August yeah oh wait a minute. also one one thing I got to plug doing a. fundraising show at the Mother Ship week. after July 4th for the how good is the. MC Vader he's the best oh he is the best. he's so good at this this came out to. haunt me because uh Miami got [ __ ] up. but but uh but yeah we hosting a.

fundraiser for the veterans Hearts. project which uh treats veterans with. psychedelic what night is that up it's. the following Tuesday the 4th of July so. what is that 11th okay yeah beautiful. all right bye Everybody by. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].