Joe Rogan Experience #2001 - Gabriel Iglesias

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day finally finally you're here finally. finally you're one of the most requested. guys ever and I was like I got to see. him somewhere I got to run into him. we'll make it happen so we made it. happen I'm excited to see you brother. it's a it's a pleasure finally I mean we. We've ran in so many similar circles for. so many years we ran into each other at. the can fight yeah yeah but I mean God.

I've I've been seeing you for 20 years. yeah you know well you were always the. hero of the Ice House we'd go down the. Ice House how the [ __ ] does he sell out. so many shows Gabriel was doing like a. 2: in the afternoon show 400 PM show how. many shows did you do in a day at one. point in time uh the most I ever did in. one day uh like full sets not just like. a 10-minute spot four shows four four. full one hour shows but yeah we were. doing uh matina shows at the ice house. it's wild it's wild like you know would.

we'd go down there and see the signs and. all the like this is crazy like who the. [ __ ] is doing that you know cuz I was. doing uh they were calling them kids. shows because I was allowing all ages. like Bob fer was bending the rules to. let me have that's great cuz your act is. perfect for that but you know I mean I I. I I tailored it I tailored it so you of. course you know you take out cuss words. in certain topics but for the most part. it was a friendly show well you can do. that is what I'm saying like you you. could you float in and out of that world. you know you could be clean then you can.

[ __ ] around a little bit yeah a little. cut loose so the set that you you would. hear at 2:00 probably isn't the set. you'd hear at you know the 10:30 show. yeah so you go from go from that to. doing Dodger Stadium well there was a. couple shows in between I know but what. the [ __ ] dude what is that that had to. be a. trip what the [ __ ] was that like you. know what um I I thought that I was. going to be super nervous doing that. show but it it was probably one of the. most calm experiences for me as as far.

as like not feeling pressure because it. felt more like a celebration versus me. having to perform like all these people. are already here because they know what. I've done over the years and it's not. like oh I got to make sure I hope I have. a good set right there's I forget how. many people total but there were so many. people there that all they want is for. you to do good right they want they want. to see you succeed they want this they. want this to go well for you bro that's. so crazy and and to feel that energy of.

of people wanting you to succeed wanting. you to do good you know people that were. there for for the ride back at the Ice. House you know 20 some odd years ago. look at all those people that that is. insane that's. insane it was it was a beautiful moment. I was choked up in the first 30 seconds. walking out there because they just kept. cheering like like you know and then I. said we did it and it was just it was. over after that so it was a big. emotional you know show for me um on. Netflix it was an hour and almost two.

hours but the actual night I was on. stage for over three wow and they could. not get me off that stage cuz then I. broke broke out a bottle of tequila and. then we I turned it into a big kinetta. is what I did at the end and uh I got. fined by Dodger Stadium for going over. the time that's hilarious if you run the. light of the club it's all right come on. maybe you mess up how much did they find. you well you don't have to say it was. over 100 oh Jesus Christ Dodger still. come on guys stop being [ __ ] is that. like operating cost like what is that. well you got to figure all the cost that.

go into like you know the uh the union. the the staff I mean there's so many. people that work how be worth it though. worth I do it all over again it it was. the greatest night of my life and so. happy to pay the fine that's amazing. that's what when I saw Bill Burr do uh. Fenway Park at similar sort of situation. you know like holy [ __ ] and to do it in. your hometown you know that's the best. part I I think it's always harder to get. love at home you know that's why you go. out on the road and you do your thing. and I I think that getting that love at. home like I I never got to perform at a.

comedy club at home until I became. successful on the road I didn't get the. laugh factories of the comedy stores of. the improvs until I went out and did. that doesn't make sense though why why. would that be were you hanging around. you got to figure 20 some OD years ago. um you know maybe they had a Latino. night you know you had to really know. somebody somebody had to really vouch. for you or you you just it it was weird. I most of my shows were at bars so what. year did you start uh started in '97 97.

so most of those years you're hopping. around doing bars one nighters and stuff. like that oh so and so has a room so and. so has a room you know blah blah blah. Joey Diaz took me to a lot of those. places oh yeah Joey Diaz would tell you. come on [ __ ] you want to go to. the real place he would take you to some. Chinese restaurant in the middle of. nowhere it's run by Mexican people it. was amazing Joey would you want to see. where goar would spend his weekends he. would go to all these [ __ ] crazy. shows but he had a philosophy behind it. he was like you know I want to go. everywhere I want to go everywhere I.

want to get in front of these [ __ ]. Momos I want to go down to the east side. and rock those [ __ ] he just. like he wanted to do all kinds of. different shows like just to like feel. it out you know and I think he's right. like those dingy bar shows there's. something about those shows that teach. it's a little extra different mus it's. humbling but the cool part was is that I. was used to performing in places like. that before I actually got an audience. that was willing to just be quiet and. listen yes so I felt like oh wow that. was hard cuz you have to come out the.

gate swinging to get people in a bar. people that are focused on the game. focused on trying to hook up having a. drink trying to wait you know waiting. for somebody there's all kinds of. different things happening and so the. fact that you know to be able to go out. there and get their attention yeah you. know that that that was like a like it. was school it is coool it is school it's. a school that no one is going to give. you a lesson plan you got to kind of do. it all yourself and you got to learn. from the other people that are doing it. like Joey but it's like I had did the. same thing in Boston we mostly we got.

Road gigs cuz those are the ones that. you know they would pay you to drive two. hours and do some you know 40 minutes in. front of a bunch of crazy people and you. were excited to do it oh my God yeah it. was amazing just the fact that you were. making money doing comedy was amazing. and you're learning how to do it you're. learning how to do it the hard way in. restaurants and bars and pubs and just. weird weird little outdoor venues and. there was no social media back then no. YouTube no Tik Tok video clips no. nothing that you could post you just had. to go out and but honestly that's great.

cuz that that gave you this chance to. first of all know you really wanted it. because if you were really going to. grind it out every night going all these. weird shitty places for no money for. years for years you're not making any. money like you got to be committed to. that because a lot of people they got. half one foot in one foot out they have. one good set and they're like you know. maybe I'll give comedy a try but guys. like you and guys like me we're out. there every [ __ ] night every night I. knew that with time money would come as. long as I I stuck it out you know I was.

in a very cush position when I started. doing standup so it was it was a little. you know challenging to say goodbye to. security you know I had I had a great. gig selling cell phones I was making. about 5k a month you know and in 1997. you know working in sales making that I. I had never had insurance I had uh you. know a nice little po plan couldn't you. work there during the day I did for how. long I did I lasted about a year because. I found out that I couldn't just do my.

job and then go do shows at night and. then go home you couldn't go home you. had to stay out we had to wind up at a. Denny's you had to wind up at some. freaking taco shop or whatever at 2 3:00. in the morning talking to other Comics. because that was the only other way you. were going to find out about another. show you couldn't send a tweet you. couldn't send a text cuz you you didn't. have that as an option you had to talk. to people hey so and so has a room oh. really what's it okay give me that. number and you had to learn to write. numbers and save numbers and information. and learn how to follow up hey what do. you think about you know and then yeah.

yeah can you vouch for me that meant a. lot back then someone calling on your. behalf hey so and so's got a tight 10. yeah it's huge you know that's huge so. staying out late at night uh coming home. at 4:00 or 5: in the morning and then. having to be up at 7 to go do my 9 to5. it fortunately I was young and I was. able to hang for about a year and then I. just couldn't I was falling asleep at. work and I got. caught I got caught you know I was. working inside of a little uh kiosk.

selling cell phones in one time I just. kind of let me do some inventory here on. the floor and then I guess I was snoring. and somebody caught me oh my God I'm. like oh oh my God that's a beautiful. story though that's an American Dream. story and I thought that because I had. done a couple of um television shows and. I saw the money that I could make doing. standup at that time I said oh well and. you started doing the the math the the. delusional math well if I get one of. these a month and I do this and this and. this I only need this much to pay my. rent this much to pay my car note I'll.

be I'm going to be fine and I quit my. day job and I got um evicted from my. apartment cuz I ran out of money so fast. um they came after my car the repo guy. was looking for the car I got evicted I. went to go sleep on my uh sister's couch. it was it was one of those and. everybody's like well go get your job. back and I'm like ah if I do then then. I'm not going to pursue at the time 2021. yeah you could still kind of [ __ ] up a. little bit at 2021 I had no problems. sleeping in a car at that age now I'm.

like you now would suck maybe I got to. get that day job back but no back then I. was willing to do whatever it took but. that's what you're supposed to do you. know I've met a lot Tony did that I know. a lot of people that did that a lot of. people slept in their car Brian Simpson. was homeless yeah it's like if you. really believe in it you know what yeah. what are you willing to do what are you. willing to sacrifice to make it happen. cuz there's a. path it can be done it's just not easy. it's not easy and you got to hope you. have talent and hope you're not.

delusional and hope you can figure it. out and maximize that Talent cuz a lot. of people say that they want it but do. they you know it's like how people say a. lot of. things people are scared of being. uncomfortable that's really what it is. they're scared of challenges they're. scared of being uncomfortable and I get. it I get it but you know the key is like. being around a bunch of other people. that are also taking risks it helps you. a lot you see them do it then you want.

to do it too if you're around people. that are trying to bro listen to me get. your [ __ ] job back stop being a [ __ ]. you're not going to make it I never. thought you were that funny if you're. around guys like that those are your. buddies that's a drag that's a drag well. a lot of those voices I heard were. family not necessarily friends it's like. even. closer yeah but they're just looking out. for you you know they're worried they. didn't know you know if they had a magic. crystal ball they'd be like oh oh okay.

oh I should have been more supportive. bought me something nice in the. beginning they're also like oh oh you. want to do that how how cool yeah yeah. you can do it go for it Chase your. follow your dreams happy for you and. then you do it you're like oh okay well. when they see the reality like the. homeless part in the like the not having. any money part not having any health. care part when you used to and then the. uncertainty of it all it's not like. going to law school you graduate the bar.

we don't even have school it you have. figure it out on your own it's like. other even if you want me there's many. many many selftaught musicians but you. could learn on YouTube how to play a. guitar you can learn on YouTube how to. play the piano you could learn you can. take lessons they're available. everywhere someone can teach you how to. maximize your voice whatever singing. voice you have there's nothing that. anybody can show you about comedy. because it's it's such a broader. Spectrum like you know what works for. one person will definitely not work for. another yeah you know and I think it's.

all in uh and what you put out that. makes it makes it work yeah for sure the. only thing like a comedy class is good. for is it actually gets people on stage. getting you on stage is the first thing. um one thing that that I I feel like I. had an advantage when I started doing. standup was uh I took um speech classes. in high school and so I was very. comfortable getting up in front of the. class and um just talking just talking. there was no jokes back then it was just. can you get in front of the crowd can.

you can you uh convey a message can you. talk about whatever so I got very. comfortable with people being quiet a. lot of times people don't they they. freak out when the audience is quiet and. I like it when they're quiet because it. means they're listening they're. listening to you and at this point if. the crowd is quiet they trust that. whatever I'm going to do is going to. work cuz they're paying attention and. you know it's it's so it's one of those. like it it took a long time for me to. get used to.

that yeah getting used to talking to. people that's huge just getting used to. being like a center of attention that's. huge having eyeballs on cuz a lot of. times you know it's like people say oh. the scariest thing in the world jumping. out of an airplane or doing this or you. know go cliff diving but you know most. people cannot handle being in front of a. crowd most people get uncomfortable. they're like oh you know what Whitney. told me Whitney Comics told me that that. originates from uh the ancient tribes. that we used to live in when you were. brought in front of the tribe to be be. judged that's why they were all looking.

at you like when there's all those. people looking at you it's not it's. either there's some sort of a dilemma. that you have to warn people about or. you're being judged both those things. are riddled with anxiety yeah so people. get totally so we have like a natural. instinct not like oh look all my friends. what's up guys it's just like oh Jesus. everyone's looking at me holy [ __ ] yeah. I used to I was teaching martial arts so. I was used to people listening to me so. I was used I did that I think that. helped me a lot cuz I had a lot of. social anxiety when I was young like.

just talking to people but then when I. had to learn how to teach people MH you. know so I teach classes all the time so. I would always have like groups of. people that I was demonstrating things. to so I got used to talking to people. that way yeah then you get a you get a. microphone and you hear your voice for. the first time on a PA and you're like. bizarre oh wow that's you know I. remember like hearing myself and like. that's what I sound like to people you. know like let me put some bass in there. yeah also you learn how to use them mic. you know and then there's the Dilemma do.

I keep it in the stand do I hold it. there's so many factors someone taught. me about mic technique you know the way. you hold it do you hold it tight high up. do you you know there's some Comics that. ride the mic really low or keep the mic. really lower and there's some that choke. them you have it right here like rapping. or something rapping yeah Joey Diaz. keeps it in the stand and that works for. him that works great for him Kevin does. the same thing Kevin Heart will keep it. in the stand and you know I've tried. that it does not work for me I need to. be mobile with it yeah I I feel like I. have too many. hands I want that right there I want to.

be able to switch hands I to move it. around and then I'm one of those that. tells stories with their hands so I'm. always you know I go to got to be able. to be mobile and move and just you know. all right here we go it's crazy that you. made it and then started getting in at. the clubs in La that is crazy yeah so uh. first time out on the road I was uh I. was doing a comedy club called Bart. Reeds comic strip in El Paso Texas and I. was there as an opener and that was the. first time I did a comedy club was bar.

Reed's comic strip El Paso that's where. I had to go and I'm from La you know. what I mean like i' done a million bars. yeah and Dives and little holes in wall. first actual comedy club and then um I. remember I went on the road actually. with Joe Diaz and with Marilyn Martinez. and so I I did a show with the two of. them and getting a comedy course from. Marilyn Martinez and Joey Diaz at the. same time is something I will never. forget because the two of them are so. like they they were just ying and yang. you know I remember. how awesome that friendship was and they.

were just so real and raw with me and. I'm just sitting there and I'm this. 21-year-old kid and I'm just like oh my. God you know and if you knew the two of. them you'd know like wow that's that's a. hell of a a lesson that you get well. that is a beautiful thing about people. when they think you're funny that they. will take you take you under their wing. they will give you some advice and we'll. talk to you about stuff both of them. were super nice both super nice yeah I. miss Marilyn she was always always cool. to have hang around at the store she was.

hilarious oh sit in the back and listen. to Marilyn critique the. comics oh look at him he thinks he's. gonna make it her and Joey together too. what a onetwo. Punch. Yeah Yeah like having relationships with. those Comics that have already gone. through the gates and they can tell you. what's going on like hey I was right. where you were at you can keep going. you're gonna be all right hang in there. yeah keep doing. sets and the the beauty of a back then. which I think that you know is missing.

now is because social media is so strong. you know everybody would rather just. talk through the phone whereas back then. I felt like it was a lot more I've met. so many comics online that I haven't met. face to face yet which I think is crazy. yeah you know well we're a little. scattered now you know it's like not. like a home base anymore you know used. to be home bases were New York and la. and now La is kind of like [ __ ] and. and Austin is more of a home base for a. lot of comics than LA and New York is. different than it used to be you know a.

lot of guys kind of moved to different. places during the pandemic and so it's. weird it's weird it's like this like I. guess the seller is a great place to go. and hang out with people and the store. is still a great place if you know who's. going to be there to hang out with. people but that's half the fun for me I. mean I know it's like in the early days. you were getting phone numbers and. learning about gigs but it's also you're. hanging out with Comics you know that is. my favorite thing cuz you're all talking. about comedy and you can't talk about. comedy with people that don't get it. exactly exactly trying to trying to you. know talk to my brother about it he's.

like oh yeah it sounds cool like you. don't understand and it's just like uh. yeah you have to talk to people who are. actually doing it and and you know it's. they're they're just the most fun to. talk to like when we have uh shows at. the mothership and then afterwards we're. hanging out in the green room we're just. laughing just laughing and talking [ __ ]. and slapping the couch and and having a. good time and everyone's just getting on. everybody and it's just it's fun it's. really fun man it's a good time music's. playing you know it's like the one of. the coolest parties you could ever be a.

part of and it happens like almost every. night we're always laughing like God. damn we're so lucky you know yeah cuz we. could be doing something completely. different but you do something sucks you. got to appreciate it the beauty of of. just laughter and just being able to. hang out and be real and and just hang. out yeah oh yeah no it's amazing it's uh. we're very fortunate we found it you. know it's the one job where it's like. normally when you're done you punch out. and you go home but like once you get. off stage like okay not just hang out. and watch everybody else and get a drink.

you know hey how come you have food at. your. Club just sorry I just put that why do I. not want to have food in my club because. it's a distraction do you want to look. down and see people eating while they're. watching a show they're there for a show. I get it yeah I get it with you I get it. I get what you're. saying but yeah no it gets in the way it. used to be no food at the store and then. they started adding food and it was just. like I think just gets in the way I mean.

I don't have a problem with clubs that. do it a lot of clubs have great food the. improvs always have great food but I. think it's a distraction you know and. also it brings. roaches okay I didn't think about that. yeah you if you have food laying around. one of the things that we found when we. first um um looked at the club the club. was the Alamo Draft House before it was. uh the The Comedy Club so we went in. there and they had this huge kitchen. that they would make pizzas and [ __ ] in. and those was [ __ ] giant roaches. everywhere oh like you were seeing these.

fat boys just running around big thick. cigarette lighter looking [ __ ]. running around. like those fly too there was a very. brief time where we entertained the idea. of having a restaurant in the club too. and then I was like no no [ __ ] that and. everybody that I talked to all the. comics were like no no food no food it's. just distraction when people have. mouthfuls of food and they're barely. paying attention it's just like it's. weird it's just you know eat before you. go got it brings.

you can always get someone to go next. door there's a pizza place next door. there's a Mexican joint that's right. next door to that there's uh there's all. sorts of burger places on Sixth Street. there's a lot of different food there's. food trucks just send one of your boys. to go out and get something you're good. I'll do it I'll do it I just had to ask. I hear. you yeah comedy magic club is the best. food yes yes that's that's like a real. restaurant it's legit it is like Gourmet. yeah their steak is like a a great. restaurant steak Yeah you could actually.

go there just just to eat and it would. be like a great restaurant just to eat. at yeah his place is wild too because. all the memorability on the wall like. Robin Williams outfit from popey's on. the wall yeah Lucio Ball's dress yeah. yeah so he's got some he got some really. really good ones yeah dude you collect. VW Vans explain uh that's more like. hoarding I got a lot I got a lot of. Volkswagens how many do you have I I. don't want to sound like a douche but I. lost count it's over 20 you have more.

than 20. Volkswagens but why them um it's. Volkswagen was a Volkswagen bus a 1968. Volkswagen bus was my first car and for. some reason uh once I started talking to. Jay uh Leno um you know he showed me his. collection and he started telling me. about investing money and being able to. enjoy your investment and so um I had. gotten my ex-girlfriend her first car. back and then his guys helped me get my. first car back which was a bus and they.

said well if there's anything else you. want let me know and I go well if you. come across another one of these let me. know they called me 3 days later we got. one and I said well I'll take it and. that just kept going and the reason why. is it's just it's such a cool iconic car. you know it's like so there's some guys. that collect nothing but Porsches and. with a bus no one's looking at you like. oh my God look at another Porsche but. with buses it's just it's you know it's. it's it's it's a fun bus it's it's a. cool car and I um I wanted to be known.

as the Volkswagen bus guy look at all. your buses that's so crazy I started. collecting them about 10 years ago so do. do you buy them in this condition or do. you have refurbished no well in the. beginning I would try to buy them as as. as you know in as good uh condition as. possible but then I you know I I met. some people that do some amazing work. there's a friend of mine named Henry. Mareno who does all the Restorations and. he will take a you know a bus that's all. rusted out and completely just and. shambles and he'll make a a Picasso.

he'll make a work of art W these uh. these buses are. just people come in and they see them I. mean they light up they light up and uh. so you got some other cars in there too. though I do I what is that is that a 356. that the one to the right oh that's. another. VW I can't see what else do you have. there uh well I no longer have the the. bugs I only have uh one bug now um but. it's mostly buses. mostly buses and one bug that's it so.

it's all Volkswagen um well from what. you see right there um I do have muscle. cars I got a uh that's what I'm talking. about okay uh let me see I have two 69. Chels I have one that's a Resto mod and. one that's all original um I have uh two. Camaros I have one that's a restom 69. and another 69 that's all original so I. got one in one um I got a 1964 yeah. there it is I have a 1964 uh Impala. that's actually stock so I didn't I. didn't low rider it out cuz everybody.

thought I was going to do that um that's. a beautiful year that 69 69 Chels are. gorgeous look at that is that the rest. of mod is that the original no that's. the original it's got all the paperwork. I actually got that one at the Barrett. Jackson car auction yeah it Go. 396 that's the same one from John Wick. and then no he's a 70 I have a a black. chel uh that I call cocaine bear because. uh man that thing is just obnoxious it. is loud it's powerful it rattles the.

whole neighborhood hears. it9 yeah yeah yeah it's badass um so I. mean it's not that I'm just strictly. Volkswagen but that's that's how it. started and the beauty of it is I have. people that are constantly sending me. pictures hey my my friend is selling. this my friend is selling that so what. is that that is a Camaro that they. converted into a Firebird is that what. it is uh I no longer have that one but I. do have a 1979 TransAm oh the real one. the real one yeah this one this one's a. uh you know there was a company there's. a company called TransAm Depot in. Florida and they will take a Camaro and.

then they'll turn it into a Transam and. it has a Pontiac logo and everything huh. yeah no that's the one I still have. right there it's blue it's beautiful oh. wow look at that pretty thing Trans Ams. are gorgeous it's it's long too the. whole hood is really really long does. anybody ever make a Trans Am that's like. that is like a really solid driving car. though has anybody done like a wild. Resto mod with like a custom chassis I. mean they might must have I've I've. never driven one or seen one uh and all.

the Trans Ams I've been in have always. been manual no I mean uh stock I mean. like whether or not they're you know. they change the suspension manual. transmission is the way to go with a car. like that always but I mean it has. anybody done like a real Resto mod with. a Trans Am they must have you never see. him though you see him more like kind of. in stock form yeah I mean they try to. keep it looking like it you know they. wanted to have that look but anyway yeah. so there's there I have a bunch of.

muscle cars but people know me as the. Volkswagen bus guy what does it say. there Jamie at the. top yeah TransAm gets a stunning. restomod overhaul from retro designs. okay so this one they. did yeah there they go they jazzed up. the engine that's pretty. yeah still got skinny ass tires take. that photo of the back of it the one. that shows the back right. there yeah look how skinny those they're. not that bad a little bit better not.

that. bad but yeah yeah so you know on top of. the Volkswagens I do got a you know the. muscle car collection which is nice dude. there's nothing like muscle cars there's. something about those things like. whatever they were doing in that time. period from the late 60s to the early. 70s whatever they doing they stopped. doing it yeah it's it's very different. and uh I have some friends that are. purest when it comes to muscle car so. they want to keep it stock keep it the. way that it was and then there's some. that I'm like you know dude there's. there's nothing wrong with putting an. air conditioner in a car there's nothing.

wrong with you know adding put brakes. that work thank you what the [ __ ] are. you doing like all that numbers matching. I get it but that's not for me I get it. that people want to collect them numbers. matching but it's just for them it's. like they say to the other numbers. matching guys and everybody's like. numbers matching but yeah there's. there's more people that just want to. enjoy the car have fun with the car and. they could care less with the numbers. you know you want to not be sucking gas. fumes through the exhaust like how bad. do some of. oh man yeah yeah yeah when you have a.

car that's that's over 40 years old you. get used to the smell of gas yeah they. stink of gas and then you think at first. it's leaking and no it's not that's just. the way that the car smelled back then. yeah you're breathing in fumes you get. in a headache you you smell the oil you. smell the gas but Resto mods don't like. Resto mods like what I was showing you. the uh the Land Cruiser when they use a. modern crate engine they can just change. it completely yeah so it looks original. but it drives it it handles like a. modern car that's what I like I uh I.

just like the the there's the character. of those cars that's undeniable like if. they made one today like that I would. say I would want to buy one like if they. made a rest like if they can't do it. which is kind of crazy because like you. could buy one from a company like. Roadster shop they made me a 1969 Camaro. but you can't buy a 1969 Camaro from. Chevy like if Chevy said look we're. going to make a 1969 Camaro it's not. going to have any airbags it's going to. have dis braks but like you know six. piston disc brakes and we're going to do.

a modernized suspension but it's going. to be a 1969 Camaro but it's going to be. a 1969 Camaro with a. 2023 Camaro engine and all the. electronics and all that jazz people. would buy it like crazy but you could. never get away with it because. regulations would wouldn't allow it yeah. and then uh living in California all. these man you know hard it is with the. getting smogged yeah so all my cars are. 197 74 and Below yeah just because I.

don't want to deal yeah that's good I. don't want to deal yeah yeah isn't that. funny like as long as they're old they. can just pollute like crazy yeah you. know I just think it's interesting that. you know as time goes by they don't move. the they don't move the needle like they. still keep it at 1974 it's like come on. well yeah I think that's because it's. almost impossible like if you want to. get like a 1974 uh Porsche and you want. to convert it to Modern standards of. exhaust I wonder what they would even. have to do it might ruin the car yeah.

you're going to it's going to take away. from the originality of it but is it. going to make it a better driver are you. going to have more fun with it yeah I. don't think so I mean I think they would. have to like I know they do Resto mods. with those old Porsches but I think they. just take everything out and put all. modern [ __ ] in you know they just kind. of REM but even then I think it's still. held to the same standard of a 1974 Car. like as long as it's you know like the. the exact you know the VIN number and. everything is from from that age even. that's you're kind of lying it's kind of.

not really a 1974 Car you know it's. really a 2023 car mhm like if you had a. 74 Porsche built by some madman who like. made you this wicked aircooled engine. and so you're driving around a 1974 car. that's got all brand new parts yeah but. they're still going to hold you to the. rules yeah I uh I did do a with one of. my Volkswagens I actually uh did a it's. called a Subaru swap so I took out the. engine from uh the Volkswagen and I put. in a Subaru turbo engine in it cuz it.

fit perfectly oh wow and so now that car. is like it it's fast it is super fast. and it's quiet I saw a video online see. if you can find this it was a Ford an. old Ford econol line van that they put a. supercharged Coyote engine in oh wow so. it's this those ones where your face is. like right at the windshield you ever. see those yeah it's like such a. flat-faced weird thing but he's got this. crazy [ __ ] supercharged coyote.

Mustang engine in it's. just with the AN eono line yeah so some. of these uh modifications they don't. really you know they're not worried. about the height or you know you got to. put everything else in there to match so. that it can handle right they're doing. it just for funsies like nobody really. needs an econ supercharged [ __ ]. Coyote engine in find it anywhere I. heard a rumor that they were going to. make a Hellcat Minivan and I'm like you. know what I I think I'm down. think come down no this isn't it's.

actually even older than that that's a. 1970 one but that one someone did the. same kind of thing too oh they made that. one a sleeper that's. interesting they kept that one kind of. looking real stock on the outside the. other one was like a tan one it was like. a tan econol line van but it was a. really old one the real flat-faced front. ones. yeah no worries I I should have saved it. someone sent it to me on uh Instagram. was hilarious yeah but I just always.

thought it was funny that you uh picked. that one car so I always wanted to know. what was it it it it was just one of. those things where I I really liked it. and I started. uh making every single color that they. came out with and then I ran out of I. used the entire uh palette yeah and so. then we just started having fun and. creating our own uh color schemes oh. really oh that's awesome do you drive. them yeah you take them out they all. they all work um I try not to take them. on the freeway I mean there's a couple. that are like really really good on the. freeway but most of the time I just.

rather keep them on the streets and. they've all broken down they've all left. me on the side of the road at one point. in time and cuz if you're not driving. them every day you're going to have. issues with them for sure you know so I. got a team that's like all right I'm. going for a drive be on be on standby. like I won't take them out at at at. times when I don't have people that I. can get a hold of they're 50 plus year. old cars in their stock and when you are. um when you're saying you have some that. are good on the highway would most of. them have what a four cylinder in them. they're all four four they're all tiny. four bolts to put those engines in.

really yeah it's like a you know it's a. big lawnmower what so the one that does. better though on the highway is it just. a stronger engine just healthier I think. that um because it's the one that gets. driven more like uh my favorite one to. drive is a 1968 that I have it's a. called a bay window and it's the. generation that came after the split so. the buses had that little widows peak in. the in the you know the two windows uh. that's 196 that stopped at 1967 and then. 1968 was the full size windshield and so. a lot of the components everything was.

more uh user friendly it was more. comfortable the brakes were better the. suspension you were able to you know. yeah like the windows are slide on a on. a 67 whereas the other one the windows. go all the way down they slide left and. right yeah SL slide left and right so. you can't like hang your arm out you. can't do any of that but with it's 1968. and above wow and what is it like 100. horsepower something if that wow if that. I mean most of them I mean they started. off like what 20 about 25 30 about 20. between 25 and 30 uh horsepower for a.

van yeah how many bands tried to make. their way across the country in those. things oh man you know what that but I. mean that was the that was the Sprinter. van of its day that's why people would. turn those into Camper vans or they get. the band in there or they you know uh. they'd gut the whole thing out it was a. panel van or they they you know there. were so many uses for those back then. yeah did the Manson family have one of. those I wouldn't doubt it it seemed like. something they would have see if the. Manson family had a v W van someone. actually tried to sell me uh Dr cavor.

in's Volkswagen dude they have that at. the uh I got the option to buy it really. yeah they tried to sell me the van the. yellow that bus that's now at the Museum. in Las. Vegas so they uh they reached out to me. cuz they knew you know so anytime. something Volkswagen bus related pops up. that's crazy so uh the the so you had a. chance to buy had for the museum yeah. but I'm like I can't like just it felt. so it belongs in the museum even though. it's like okay it's a good talking hey.

guess what I have over here I got the. death machine [ __ ] that that's just. crazy so yeah you could see it at the uh. the I think it's called the uh Museum of. death I think I almost bought David. kesh's 1968 Mustang oh wow yeah it was. for sale online and they were. advertising it was David cresh's Mustang. and apparently it had Providence so they. could prove it and uh I was like my. finger was hovering over my phone I was. like I fing do I cuz I really want one. of those I really wanted a 69 but I mean. like. 6 part of me was like yes but the other.

part of me is like what if I'm opening. up doors that I can never close what if. he truly was evil the branch dividian. staff car made his way into the car like. Christine remember that movie oh my God. I love that movie [ __ ] yeah they. never Waco cult leader that was the car. I mean come on son that looks strong. that is beautiful yeah 1968 and if I was. going to just drive it stock like that I. mean just [ __ ] around take it to the. store. but I thought about it and I was like I. don't think I don't want that [ __ ].

Bad Karma and you you could find a car. like that yeah I I have one that looks. like that but I got the white stripe on. it it's beautiful it's a fun car oh man. yeah it's a fun car yeah they're they're. amazing cars those uh and the Resto mods. and those are particularly good because. they're they're well balanced you know. it's like it's good shape good size car. for that kind of application I have a 69. that Roadster shop built me I [ __ ]. love it I saw it on looks cool looks. cool it's so fun it's so fun I um I had.

um done as much as I could to modify the. car to make it safe so like for example. I put LEDs I took out the old old stuff. and I put LEDs so that it's bright uh. changed the uh the cluster inside to. make sure that it was all digital and. bright so that I could see it and I had. had people getting upset with me over it. I'm like come on man I'm like I just. want to enjoy the car oh because you. were changing the original stuff me let. me just you got to stop talking to those. fools those people are idiots let's.

leave it alone come on bro everyone's. going to. die everyone and then someone else is. going to enjoy it just enjoy it don't. try to like there's plenty of them that. are out there that are stock it's not. like we're running out of them you know. I got to tell you I I bought something. really cool last week and uh I got a. chance to play with it yesterday I. bought a 1994 Ford Mustang Cobra um the. difference between that and the anything. else out there is that uh it only had 12.

miles on it oh wow and it's yeah so a. dealer car it was covered in blastic it. still had the the sticker in the window. it still had all the the different um. you know the barcodes and just. everything on it so I had to rip the. plastic off the seats wow and that for. me was the coolest thing it's just like. wow for 1994 car 1994 and so the guy who. bought it I guess was a collector of. Mustangs and he just bought it and let. it sit m and it just he kept it in a a. temperature controlled uh room and I.

guess something happened where you know. it became available and I jumped on it. and I'm like cuz 1994 is the year I. graduated high school and that's the car. I wanted and so I think it's cool that. I'm able to buy a brand new old car. that's crazy what how many of those are. out there yeah that's you know I got I. got lucky I found it online and I just. jumped I'm like it's it's mine it's. funny how cars like um not just muscle. cars cuz muscle cars are fast but cars. like a Volkswagen they're fun to drive.

even if they're slow it's like so much. more engaging than a regular car it's. like you're on a little ride like you're. in a go-kart it's exactly what it is and. then you're sitting high it's a. different experience you know it's like. now you can get an SUV and of course. you're up there but to be that high up. and then you're literally your fa is the. windshields right here no safety you hit. anything and you're just bye and you. feel everything you feel every bump and. twist of the road you got the wheel and. you're. you're sitting over the wheel so it's. just suspension sucks everything go.

around a corner it's terrible yeah I. actually got up on Two Wheels One Time. by accident and I I'm lucky I didn't die. I was getting on the free one I just cut. the corner too hard and I felt it man. and then you just boom came back down. it's really interesting because it does. a car does not have to be fast to be. engaging you know that's like what I. think it gets lost with a lot of these. paddle shifter cars these new cars. everybody's just trying to go 0 to 60. faster and get on around the nurur ring. faster but that's not really what makes.

a car fun like you don't really drive. like that in real life you like you'd. rather have a car that's more fun slower. cuz like some cars like my Tesla if I'm. going to you don't even notice you're. going 80 mes hour it just goes and all a. sudden you're going 80 but if I'm going. 80 in like an old Porsche you feel that. you feel. [Applause]. everything you feel it like it's like. exciting everything is like alive you. know I have an old 1993 RS America so.

it's got no power steering no air. conditioning no radio no nothing air. cooled super light tiny little car and. it only has like 300 horsepower but it's. like one of my favorite cars to drive. but you feel everything in that car it's. a ride everything you are part you part. of the caride it's a Disneyland ride. part of that car yeah I mean it's slow. as [ __ ] compared to like my Tesla but. when you're when you're doing if you're. doing 80 in that versus 80 in the Tesla. difference you feel like wow I'm going.

100 miles hour you feel alive you feel. like you're on a motorcycle or something. it's crazy. it's and it's also the way they handle. like you feel the tires break like you. have like a connection to the tires like. when you hit the limit you feel it kick. out you know where that limit is like. you it's almost like your shoes you know. when you know when you're sliding you. know what I'm saying like you know how. to SL stop yourself sliding you're. you're you're waiting to see the smoke. like second now you're going to. Something's something's going to snap.

and you're going to have to pull over. well those cars too the engine's in the. back and so the asend kicks out around. corners you know and if you're going. around a corner and you let off the gas. you going fish tail it yeah like. especially those old like old turbos. little wild ones that people. got those things they called them. widowmakers giant ass engine in the back. skids out real easy M go around a corner. lit off the gas he spit around a circle. and crash good luck yeah yeah you have. to teach people to keep their foot on.

the gas when they're growing around a. corner that's. crazy I'm I'm I'm you know uh. fortunately I'm I'm I don't have the. Need for Speed as much if I have a nice. little straightaway I'll get it on the. 405 if there's an opportunity all my. driving I do um after midnight oh you. like to get out of the house I I I get. out of the house at night and I like. taking my drives between midnight and. 3:00 in the morning because there's. nobody out there enjoy driving and I can. just drive yeah you know so I'll do a.

I'll do a lap so I'll take like the 605. to the 210 to you know the the 134 and. I'll just go through La do you know who. Magnus Walker is name Magnus Walker is. this a Porsche expert he he rebuilds old. Porsches makes him amazing but he like. he has these videos about Porsches that. are like a love letter to Porsche so he. takes these old Porsches and drives them. on the highway and he's a cool looking. dude he's got crazy dreadlocks and. [ __ ] we's fun clothes and [ __ ] I. think he made his money in a clothing.

business pretty sure um and so he has. this Warehouse in Downtown LA where he. keeps all these Porsches and he's got a. video where he gets out and drives them. so that's like he looks like a Magnus. yeah that's Magnus Magnus he's got a u. cool English accent but see if you can. find one of the videos of him because. there's a video of him I think it's. called 911. Outlaw there was like there was a video. called 911 outlaw I. think it was like one of the oldest.

videos where it just sort. of it. like urban urban Outlaw that's it so. this was like the video where I found. out about this a long ass time ago but. this dude makes all these cars give me. some. volume so this is a real old car this is. probably like a 68 or 69 or something. like that and he's got you know like. just sort of a juice up stock engine but. it's all air cooled everything is super.

super lightweight like that car only. weighs 2,000. lb and when you know he's got like the. little air Ducks he's put into the side. a lot of the stuff that he's done in the. car is very. custom they listen to. [Music]. that so then he takes these. [ __ ] out downtown LA and it's. when you watch him D it it's very. addicting like here is just such red and.

blue I even wrote a letter to the. Porsche Factory at the go go earlier. when you see him actually going fast in. these. things no no no. yeah yeah so this is this is it like. that is a beautiful little. car and it's not fast not compared to. Modern standards but the pleasure you. get out of driving one of those things. things it's like everything is analog.

you feel every bump it's like it's all. just giving you feedback it's exciting. and you know and you see how there's no. traffic and he's enjoying it it's a. nighttime drive and he can actually you. know give it gas if he wants to or chill. this is before the pandemic though go. now it's a goddamn zombie movie I'm not. going to lie I kind of enjoyed the. drives during that I think that's what. got me out of the house the middle of. the pandemic yeah I'm just like wow yeah. I just mean in Downtown LA Downtown LA. is [ __ ]. it's. [ __ ] so I don't even know if he's.

still there anymore like this is quite a. while ago I would have [ __ ] yeah you did. yeah but I mean I would if I was in. Downtown LA I really would have like. that place is crazy d i remember film. and Fear Factor in Downtown LA in like. 2003 or something like that it was crazy. back then I was like this is wild. there's so many homeless people down. there it is insane the the amount of I. mean 10 cities everywhere you look. insane everywhere you look and it's just. like what the hell.

yeah so much it's like. it's what kills me is some some of these. tents have like electricity like they. got generators and TVs I'm like whoa are. you homel you camping poles and [ __ ]. they're opening up poles and pulling. wires out and diverting power. like some of these guys are like. homeless electricians yeah I know it's. like okay that's you know I don't I feel. like that they're making that choice. well there's probably as [ __ ] up as it.

is some kind of community to being a. part of this struggle with all these. other people that are sleeping on the. streets you know and then there's open. air drug use and it's tolerated and you. know and then there's places where you. can go especially in skid Road and you. can get some help you can get food it's. [ __ ] because it doesn't seem like it's. getting any better at all they move them. places they shift them out of certain. spots when it becomes inconvenient and. then they sort of drift back in. eventually and the other places they get. bigger and bigger the places where they. neglect it they just keep getting bigger.

that's that's all I'm saying is they're. getting kicked out and then they're. finding you know like oh that that that. Community is now over here it's crazy. that this was never an issue when we. were kids it was never an issue like. when do you remember when you were a kid. ever seen tense never never and it's. like we're just supposed to accept that. there's nothing that can be done like. what are you going to do now there's. tents now what did you do. what did what did the what the [ __ ] did. you neglect that you let these people.

camp out on streets why would you let. that happen ever you know and is it. encouraging them if you do let them do. that I mean I don't know but I know. there's a lot of them and you're letting. them do it it seems like there's more. all the time and you're letting them. doing there used to be none M there used. to be no tents anywhere so tell me what. the [ __ ] you're doing well we have a. very comprehensive homeless outreach. program that doesn't do jack [ __ ] you. know we uh we ran a my friend [ __ ] Noir. is lawyer and he was in San Francisco. talking to them about it and he was like.

what is the problem here is it a lack of. funding and this guy was talking goes no. no the opposite the people that are on. these homeless commissions they're. making hundreds of thousands of dollars. a year so he shows this list to us of. all the people in La that are making. money that are they're supposed to be. managing the homeless some of them are. making quarter million dollars a year. and they're out there well we're doing. our best to outreach and get them safe. crack pipes like it's Madness people.

concept no understanding of of the. situation well not only that they have. no incentive the people that are running. it if the Homeless Problem goes away. they don't have a job anymore so what. are they going to do they're going to. make sure it's manageable and well we. need more funding we're very close to. cracking this problem we're going to. need more funding and they just keep. getting more funding and I mean it has. to be addressed like an environmental. problem like if there was a leak an oil. leak in the middle of the street and all. those places where the tents were there. was just giant puddles of oil that were. coming out of the ground they would have.

to deal with that they would go we have. an environment environmental issue it's. is real it's getting into the water. supply it's poisoning we can fix it but. it's going to take a lot of resources. and time but we're going to do it yeah. yeah you got it you have to you have an. environmental problem it's just humans. you know and you've got to figure it out. through a compassionate solution you got. to do it with a sense of community but. you can't just let people [ __ ] Camp. everywhere crazy [ __ ] like you know. it's not going to get better what you. going to bury your head in the sand. until you're the president what are you.

going to do we going to just escape from. La after leaving the whole state of. California [ __ ] disaster and moov to. the White House is that the move is that. how it works cu no one's fixing it. they're not fixing it in New York New. York is just [ __ ] crazy another. another mess crazy San Francisco is the. worst San Francisco is like a failed. State San Francisco might as well be. Libya that place is wild yeah people are. just [ __ ] in the streets the crime. is next level in San Francisco it. Isel stupid people are parking their.

cars and leaving their windows rolled. down and their hatches open yeah CU they. don't want to get. smashed [ __ ] it doesn't matter what time. of day it doesn't matter who's around. matter doesn't matter who's around no. one's stopping anybody from doing. anything it's crazy it's crazy how quick. San Francisco [ __ ] because everyone's. pulling out of there hotels are pulling. out like supermarkets or um chains like. Walgreens pulling out they're like what. the becoming a ghost town and they're. not pumping the brakes on it I don't. know what they do now at this point what.

do they do they don't have the resources. to fix it now cuz they [ __ ] it up so. bad for so long and they would have to. they would have to admit that all of. their policies sucked and nobody's going. to do that nobody's going to do that. nobody's we're going to do fluffy you. going to make your way to Texas hey man. let's go you know how many times go. fluffy let's go we're going to whine you. and dine you this weekend you know how. many times I've come close to uh to. moving out here how many times oh man. I've been I've been talking about San. Antonio for at least 10 years San. Antonio's dope at least 10 years yeah. it's right up the street I got a good.

real estate agent I actually already own. a house in San Antonio do you yeah [ __ ]. yeah I bought it a long time ago oh um. but it's just I I feel like I'm going to. get. homesick and and I I feel like ah yeah. fly back home when you want to you. keep whenever you feel bad fly back home. go what the [ __ ] is wrong with me and. after a while San Antonio will be your. new home and there's that nice club out. there too was it l they got lol you know. and God what's the other one cap not Cap.

City that was here um the um re the. River Center Comedy Club they reopened. Cap City but not really it's uh the. helium guys opened it and it's um in u. the domain out here oh it's not in the. same place that it was no no no that. place is that place is uh I don't know. what's going on with that place the guy. who owns that place just got in trouble. some sort of federal [ __ ] M bribery [ __ ]. yeah always something yeah I was looking.

at buying it a few years ago but there. was a lot of problems and they wanted. way too much money for it and then uh I. found this cult theater the theater was. owned by the cult and uh I had got out. of that deal once there was problems. with that place too and then we got this. place I'm excited to show it to you. tonight yeah I'm I'm looking forward to. it I'm excited but yeah to answer your. question I've been I've Come Close I've. come close to coming to Texas a few. times I've actually thought about Texas. and Florida yeah I know some people like. what really yeah yeah you know yeah when.

[ __ ] gets weird you start wondering like. I you know kind of be somewhere else. yeah you find yourself shaking your head. and you're like wow what the hell are we. doing what the hell are we doing you. know it's like I'm paying for this like. what what am I and also there was the. psychological aspect of it that was what. was driving me crazy people that I knew. were morons like the mayor of La the. psychological aspect of having that guy. having any control over what I do with. my time what I do with a living for a. living what what what I can and can't do.

what I'm allowed to do and not allowed. to do based on whatever guidelines he's. presenting bro you can eat [ __ ] that. guy's a [ __ ] and I don't like taking. instruction from people that I know are. bought and paid morons and that was just. so frustrating because before that you. never had to deal with the Mayors you. you like you never thought about the. mayor what was the mayor going to do. that's going to affect your life you. know you would vote for the people that. you thought had the best policies and. you know supported the school systems. and whatever you hoped that they would.

do but you never thought they would keep. you from working no who the [ __ ] saw. that coming and keep you from even doing. outdoor shows and even outdoor dining. these people were maniacs and they were. in charge of telling everybody what to. do and I was like this is not good and. there's too many people in this town. that think there's something something. good about being compliant you know. there's something good about like we're. doing it for everyone else like are you. [ __ ] sure are you sure these morons. know what they're doing are you sure.

more more businesses have you know went. under and and you know if you were lucky. enough to recover or just weather the. storm that's one thing but most people. didn't yeah and not only that those. businesses I bet all those people got Co. anyway everybody got covid anyway I bet. and I bet if those people got Co and. recovered they would have been safe to. run their [ __ ]. store like they just took the decision. out of people's hands and it's been. proven proven that it was a disaster it. was a disaster for the economy it was a.

disaster for mental health it was a. disaster for people's careers it was a. disaster for people's long-term. businesses that they had a close family. businesses that they had restaurants for. 30 years the local neighborhood places. that everybody went to sorry you can't. work yeah for a year and a half they. just bled people out and meanwhile these. big giant stores they just made more and. more money because they're the only. places you can go and they told people. their job was essential or non essential. like who the [ __ ] are you guess what's. non-essential you you you [ __ ].

halfwit telling people what they can and. can't do based on what not even no. debating the science of it no real. conversations with experts and are. disagreeing. opinions it was gross man I was happy to. get out of there yeah then we wonder why. there's so many 10 cities you know that. Gavin Newsome gu's running for. president he's already started. campaigning he's already started. campaigning without campaigning he just. did Sean Hannity and he's ringing up.

California talking about how great. California. is every day I think about leaving but. it's it's still home you know I tell. people you know when they they say what. what you still you still yeah you know I. love my I love it's home that's what it. is and then that's the hard part even. though I'm a traveling comic you know. yeah I know I say uh yeah it's like. coming every now and then with like a. fully armored alada and just just lock. everything. down you know and I got my uh my little.

Sanctuary that I've worked on you know. for so many years to to make My Little. My myct you like it and then it's like. H you know but then I see the at the end. of the year when I'm getting taxed and. I'm like H like that the tax alone would. pay for everything in Texas CU tax. people are so silly they want so much. money I wish it was going somewhere I. wish it was going somewhere really good. like if the if the taxes were uh very. high but then you looked at the quality. of life that you get from it and you're.

like wow they do an amazing job with all. this tax money now they do a terrible. job it's [ __ ] overrun with. bureaucracy and too many people and. nothing gets fixed and nothing gets done. it's like blah yeah I still see the. potholes I hit them yeah that's minor. that's minor the homelessness is the. biggest one like that is Bonkers that. you you think you are doing your job if. you're you are governing a city that has. 100,000 homeless people or whatever it. is what do we say it is 65 they guess.

they're guessing they're guessing they. ain't doing a [ __ ] survey no you're. you're here all the time what is it like. here it's nothing very there's homeless. people there's homeless people in every. city but there's way less and they. cleaned up all the tents around the city. every now and then they pop up under the. bridge but they clean them up and then. they come back and then they clean them. up and they come back but at least they. clean them up at least they don't allow. them to accumulate and become like a. village like in San Francisco where is. it like San Francisco go essentially. they have these open air drug dens. Michael shellenberger wrote a great book.

about it called San Francisco and he. talks about how these Progressive. policies are just destroying these. cities it's like you have to make a. correction and they're not making a. correction so what are you going to. do wish I had the answer for that. yeah when you go on the road do you go. on the road for just weekends or do you. do like long stretches H I guess it. depends on if it's a a big tour for like. right now I'm just doing nothing but. clubs it's a I you know after the Dodger. Stadium show um my agent and my manager.

wanted me to to ride the wave of the. success of the special and go back and. tour hard and I'm like no I I I want to. I want to just pump the brakes for a. little bit I want to remind myself why I. love this so much so I said I just want. to do nothing but clubs for at least. half a year and so just doing shows you. know I I'll still do you know my four. sets a week cuz I was doing you know. Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday but now. I'm just doing doing it at one place and. then doing two shows Friday two shows. Saturday you know so get my sets in and.

and and go home and yeah I'm not making. the same money but the peace of mind is. incredible you know I'm not stressing. about money I'm not stressing about. paying for these tour buses or paying. for the rigs or paying for the. production uh you know what what's going. on at the end of the night at the arena. what's I mean there's so much that goes. into it and to be able to just walk into. a club and focus on let me just be funny. and have fun yeah you know so it's a. great way to write a new hour too. yeah you know and and I love the fact. that when I'm doing these clubs.

everybody's a lot more excited first of. all the staff is incredible no matter. where I'm going everybody's been super. great and the crowds have been super. appreciative that they can watch an. intimate show like that cuz even if. you're sitting in the back row of the. club you know at an arena that's like. Row three right you know what I mean and. so it's you know it's it's been a lot of. fun and I've enjoyed it and it reminded. me how much um I love this because I. think at a certain point um um I became. a hoe I became a hoe and it became more.

about the money cuz dude once the money. started coming it's like you get scared. cuz it's so much and it's coming at you. from all these different angles and. you're having these meetings and you're. they're going over your portfolio and we. got to invest this and we got to do that. and blah blah blah and you're like oh my. God and now you you know I have. employees I never had employees and now. I employ like 30 people which is insane. you know and if and if I stop working. they all stop working so then it turns. into this thing where you know you you. you feel almost like you're obligated to.

work even more to take care of everybody. else that's bir crer oh yeah yeah so. when I told uh my team I want to do. clubs for half a year uh they were not. happy about it and they're like you're. missing out you really this you got to. strike while the IR they're missing out. and and they're missing they're not they. you know they see one thing and you as. creatives it's it's very different of. mind not give you creative. advice that's very important for.

Creative advice it's it's Financial. right but it's cre but creative for you. is I need to fill my creative void I. want to go out there and [ __ ] around I. want to have a good time that's the. creative aspect of when you're doing a. show you got a show there's 15,000. people in there it's a show it's a. different kind of thing you're not going. to like really write in front of 15,000. people you write and [ __ ] around in. front of a small crowd like it's a. creative choice and they they're wrong. anyway like you ain't getting off that. wave son you don't have to worry about.

that wave riding the wave you'll be on. that wave to the rest of your life you. don't have to worry about that wave. thank you yeah you don't have to worry. about that wave at all they could relax. you could take a year off and get off. [ __ ] Instagram and Twitter and just. vanish for a year and come back and. crush it it doesn't matter you can do. whatever the [ __ ] you want that was the. one thing about Co is it is I I had. never taken a break that long from. Comedy ever it's amazing how much energy. you have when you. yeah it's very you can actually get on a. schedule like you know for me I've.

always dealt with the weight issue it's. always been a thing for me but um being. home for a year and actually being able. to focus and I had a trainer and. everything I was able to lose 70 pounds. nice see uh all my all the doctors that. I've been avoiding because I've been on. the road I've actually got to go see. everybody and find out how I was doing. yeah so I felt like it was it was. helpful I never take time off ever I. work all the time I'm on the road 46. weeks out of the Year well you always. have been that's always been your. reputation that's why you know we we.

always talking about the even at the Ice. House shows crazy guys doing four show. the 2m. kids show yeah ridiculous Nobody. Does that nobody hases four shows in a. day that's insane and I used to do I. used to do the shows and then as soon as. I'd get off stage I go outside and do a. full-blown meet and greet so I would. meet every sing like do the show do a. meet and greet and then by the time the. meet and greet was over it was time for. me to go back up on stage oh my God I. was doing that you know I was doing that. every week forever but I think that's.

also what helped to build uh build. everything up 100% 100% you're you're. engaging with people you're you know. yeah real Grassroots you were like. really getting out there and hanging out. we used to always do that at the Ice. House have those meet and greets. afterwards hang out talk to people. that's a great club that setup back. there is amazing just that little have. you been there recently no I haven't I. haven't been when it's remodeled I heard. uh the buses did a an amazing job with. it it's it's very modern. part of it is like uh they killed. certain things that kind of made it the.

club club where where now it feels a. little bit more it's too it's too clean. I don't know why they would [ __ ] with it. it was literally perfect there's a Sky. Box in the back of the room literally a. Sky Box in the back of the room and if. it's the room for the comics to chill in. it's badass it's the greatest Green Room. ever but it's now considered a VIP room. in the back and there's like a glass. like a like a so it's a place where. people could just talk yeah while you're. on stage talk or just you know that's. what it looks like back there oh that's.

weird so the room still I remember that. room so they just basically open that. room up cuz it used to be that room was. closed off yeah right so it's not like. the room is any smaller no no no no the. room is the same size and uh you know. it's still it's still fun it's still fun. to perform in there it's just very. different and as somebody that spent. years going there to all of a sudden se. you know you you enter through the front. through the street whereas before you'd. enter Through the Alley oh interesting. you know and then the bar I mean. everything just looks really really nice. they they they changed it but I feel.

like if you're the oldest Club in the. country man you got to look like you. know a little bit more classic old. school a lot of the changes I'm like H. all right yeah a Sky Box a weird choice. but whatever maybe it works like I said. it was that was just a closed off room. before MH you know remember you wouldn't. even be able to see the stage it was. like mirrors back there no it was just. yeah it's the little wall and then the. room behind it was like a a dining what. did they do with little room they had. that little room so the little room they. actually made the little room bigger and.

they're making it so that um they can. have Jazz and and live music it actually. looks really cool but again it's not. it's not the old eyes house right it's. not the old eyes house. Nostalgia so Nostalgia yeah no there's. no more Nostalgia it's everything's new. clean and just pretty well listen I'm. just happy that someone dumped a bunch. of money into it fixed it and finally. reopened it and wants good comedy there. you know are they doing like head leers. on the weekend how are they doing it are. they doing it like uh well I don't think. it's I don't think it's set up as a like.

a showcase like like Melrose or or any. the other clubs and stuff it's. definitely Headliners on the. weekend yeah there's when you're talking. about like outside of La there's. Pasadena there's comedy magic there's a. few other there's always like Irvine but. then you then you're far out now you're. going pretty far you know and those. clubs are definitely Headliners only. there's not they're no showcas comedy. comedy clubs or where showcase clubs are. outside of the city right not really.

once you get past like the. haha you know what else you got you know. I mean uh I was at Flappers a couple. weeks ago that was fun again you know. these these rooms and it's just like wow. yeah you know it was it was so much fun. just went out there and and had a good. time yeah Flappers is a great room but. it's a weird room like where whenever I. would go there I'm like who are you guys. like I don't know any of you it's weird. and now it's just one owner was Barbara. oh I mean the Comics oh okay okay a lot. of the comics like where else do you. guys work like I never see you anywhere.

it's weird there was like a specific. group that was always at Flappers I was. like this is a strange little group of. people you know people find their little. clicks I was going to say it's like back. in the day you knew everybody you knew. who was doing it you and you knew where. they were at yeah and now it's like I. open my I blink there's 10 more comics. and it's like wow there's so many blame. podcasts H nice it's what it is so many. people listen to podcasts like damn I. want to do that M sounds like fun think. you think of it like also you hear the. people on the podcast like these guys.

are kind of stupid I think I could do it. better than them that's always I think I. can do better than them yeah always you. know part of it's making it look easy. mhm yeah and then they're like oh I can. do that yeah well the problem is like. think about what you do you go up there. and you talk well everybody could talk. like it's confusing so like a person in. the audience is like I could talk too. how come he gets to talk and I don't get. to talk like you start thinking that you. could do what they do that's why it's. hilarious when you see and try to go on. stage and talk to an audience that's. drunk like you you think you can go up. here and do it and they go yeah and they.

get up there and they like freeze like a. deer in the headlights and then they. realize like how weird it is yeah but. when someone like you is relaxed and on. stage it seems like he's just talking I. can just talk too mhm yeah it's easier. than it looks yeah I mean I I feel. fortunate that when I'm on stage I. actually feel more comfortable on stage. like I feel like there's nothing I can't. do when I'm up there well you're. heightened right yeah cuz also you've. been doing it so long you're super. confident you're going to kill so you. get up there it's like yeah it's it's an.

extra superpower like for some reason. like if if and then having the eyes too. so it's like if if like for. example oneon-one it's like hey can you. do 20 push-ups ah probably not but put. me in front of a crowd and put that. pressure on me right you know for some. reason I'm going to find a way to do it. I'm G to you know find a way to you know. I'm you know I'm a big dude so it's like. you know I'm not very agile but on stage. for some reason I can run on stage M you. know yeah adrenaline it's I there's I.

feel like there's nothing I can't do. when I'm up there but then as soon as I. get off the stage I go back to you know. you know. deflate you said you uh you lost a lot. of weight what did you do in terms of. your diet uh you know what I was very. consistent I was able to eat you know. and have a a plan like you know I have. breakfast I'd have lunch I'd have dinner. whereas before God I was always on the. road so it's like I never wanted to eat. before I went up on stage because then. it would mess with like I get heartburn. and you don't want to be burping or. farting in front of a crowd so I wait.

until the end and then by the time the. show's over what's available to eat you. know it's terrible food terrible and. you're starving you can't wait to eat. yeah and then go to sleep and then it. was just that cycle repeat and I just. you know over the years man it got good. to me so I gained all that weight so. being home for a year um you know I was. having an actual regular clean breakfast. of you know nothing crazy from the road. it was all food that was store bought. and preparing my own food you can get. like a meal prep company that will make. meals for you that are like lower yeah.

I've done those how that work I was into. it for a couple weeks but then it's like. a man I'm tired of [ __ ]. broccoli tired of this [ __ ]. yeah uh what helped out a lot too was. that you know I was every day I was. walking a lot you know I was lifting. weights three times a week oh that's. great and then again going to see my. doctors getting on certain plans like um. you know I wear a monitor now for my. sugar mhm you know so I'm always I'm I'm. able to keep tabs on my sugar whereas.

before it was out of control you know I. was I was averaging waking up at 400. which is like you might hpit normal you. want to be somewhere between 80 and 120. at least for. me and so yeah it was I was I was riding. the the what they say the the check. engine light on for too long that's. scary and so uh you know and then I got. high blood pressure and of course you. know you don't know it until they tell. you you or until you you know check. yourself so then getting all medication. for that getting all medication for.

diabetes and you know now I'm sound like. Jo you got to cocksuck you got to get. the diabetes you got this and that but. uh getting my health in order with the. doctor and with the food and with the. working out whereas I wasn't able to do. that on the road mhm or I would make a. lot more excuses because I didn't you. know well also you want to have energy. for those shows and sometimes when you. work out really hard after it's over. you're so tired and when you're really. tired it's hard to like fire back up to. get ready for the shows especially if.

it's a new thing you're doing you know. if your body's adapted to it you can do. it pretty easy but if your body's not. adapted to it like a hard workout it's. like what the [ __ ] is this mm and all my. energy goes into the shell so when I'm. up there I'm hitting it hitting it. hitting it you know I'm not sluggish I'm. not standing still I'm I'm I'm up there. performance it's like yeah but then when. I get off I'm like yeah the thing is if. you did get healthy and you did get in. shape it would really genuinely help. your ability to maintain that CU I mean.

just imagine if you said you lost 70 PBS. imagine if you had to do your show right. now with a 70 PB vest on oh God yeah I. know yeah it sucks and that's the. reality of weight that's the reality of. gravity my knees my hips everything. everything breathing harder I do. workouts with a 25lb vest on and just a. 25 lb vest on just 25 lbs it's not even. that much like if you pick up 25 lbs. doesn't seem like much. that 25lb vest makes a giant difference. do everything with that vest on and.

everything's way harder Farmers carries. chinups push-ups dips body weight squats. everything's harder with just 25 pounds. people gain and lose 25 pounds like it's. nothing but when you're walking around. with that 25 pounds on that is just. you're carrying that man that's a lot of. burden on your resources your biological. resources your tissue your bones your. joints your hip your back back you're. you just fatigue you know and then maybe. the writing that you do maybe writing.

would be sharper maybe you'd have more. that you were thinking about if you had. more pumping through your body you know. oh believe me it's it's I agree 100%. with everything that you're saying and. it's it's not even a an issue of of not. knowing or not understanding or not. seeing the bigger picture going to get. you Aderall and OIC let's go I just got. on OIC did you oh yeah want hear want to. hear something funny funny they uh I got. approached by OIC early on before they. had the the [ __ ] song Oh Boy and.

what's the song I didn't know they have. a song oh oh. OIC it's based on that old song yeah oh. it's magic that song yeah and so they uh. they approached me and they wanted me to. be their their spokesperson for OIC yeah. and uh you know we took a meeting and. everything and I mean you know I. appreciated the fact that they actually. approached the diabetic to to be the. spokesperson diabetes medicine yeah I'm. going to be the new Wilford Brimley you. know so uh it just it the deal didn't.

work out it was but you're still doing. it so you're on it what's funny is I. wasn't on it when I took the meeting and. and you know it wasn't like I said when. 2020 hit and I got went to go see my. doctor he goes I'm going to put you on. this thing called OIC I'm like are you. freaking kidding me I'm like I could. have been getting that [ __ ] for. free but uh yeah so it's once I I you. know give myself the shot once a week. some people use it to lose weight you. know like a like you know people that. aren't necessarily really big yes will. use that to you know suppress their.

appetite and stuff like that cuz it will. make you uh a little nauseous like in. the mornings I wake up and I'm like oh I. got to drink like a shake or something. so you only do it once a week when. people are on it for weight loss do they. do it like every day like how often do. they do it I don't know what the cycle. is for using OIC for for weight loss but. I just know that when I first did it I. dropped 15 lbs like in God like a week. wow yeah so your body will react to it. immediately but then of course you. plateau and stuff like that they say. that it limits your appetite that's what.

that's one of the big effects of it yeah. cuz yeah I was I was waking up queasy. and so you know you feel a little. nauseous you're not really trying to. it's crazy cuz it's everywhere like you. see all these ads for it and even like. Tony hinchliff brought this up like CNN. had a thing on it that it seems like a. story but it kind of is an ad you know. it's kind of an ad for OIC but it seems. like it's a story about Hollywood. celebrities but really just jazzing up. the fact that everybody's OIC like it it. seems like there's something more going. on there other than just just OIC yeah.

like you're you probably got pay to do. that that story you know cuz I'm telling. you I take it every week and that. initial first hit of the weight loss. yeah it's true yeah but it it doesn't it. at least it didn't continue for me how. often do people take OIC when they're. trying to lose weight Jamie it's a once. a week thing it's still but you it's. like also you tapering off I think or. yeah or maybe it gets high I think maybe. it's actually a ramping up the dosage. you know like you start well we'll say. like 0.25 units up to like one but.

there's supposed to be a time where. you're supposed to get off of it. right uh as far as like for if you're. trying to cut weight with it I think the. cut weight people p is like a cycle like. you're supposed to do like 10 12 weeks. on probably 12 weeks off these. [ __ ] are pushing that though. but it does help regulate my sugar so I. I do I between the Monitor cuz my. monitor is always checking my sugar so. for example right now I don't have the. monitor with me it's in the car because. uh the honey the honey honey spikes my.

sugar like like nothing else but because. my voice is a little off right now. that's why I'm taking the the honey yeah. um so do you watch Like Sugar like bread. you stop you cut that stuff after a. while you start knowing exactly what. does what so you already know like ah I. can eat that I shouldn't and then you. know you you you see things and you're. like all right this is going to set it. off so I also have my I I take uh. insulin oh okay. so I'm trying to I play that game how. long have you been doing that oh God. over five years for sure so is this type.

two diabetes yes so that's the type that. you can reverse with uh diet and. exercise yes yeah and again it's not for. lack of knowing I already know I get it. bro and that's what sucks it's like I. feel like everything that I've ever. attempted to do for my career I've been. able to do but I for myself my personal. self losing weight's been the hardest. thing the hardest [ __ ] thing in the. world Somebody explain it to me and it. makes a lot of sense one of the reasons.

why food addictions are the hardest to. stop is because you still have to eat. food whereas like say if you had a. gambling addiction and you went and got. counseling and you stayed out of the. casinos and now you don't have to think. about it anymore you don't have to. gamble every day but you have to eat. every day yes so if you have an. addiction to food and then you're eating. [ __ ] celery with a little bit of. peanut butter on it like what is this. exactly w peanut butter I'd eat the. peanut butter off the celery yeah well. it's just it's hard it's a very.

difficult one because the fact that you. have to engage in the same activity that. you're addicted to which is eating you. have to in order to stay alive you know. then you hear words like oh moderation. oh you just got to be you know be more. mindful you got I'm like H well it's. like everybody's got their own it's a. feeling it is it is like a drug it's. like when you're eating the my God. you're eating some pasta it's like oh. you just you feel good you're sitting. there like oh it's just it's it's not. just the eating part it's how you feel. when you're 100% that is all Italian.

food is for me I mean it's the feeling. of it it's like the when you're all. sitting around drinking red white I know. I'm going to feel like dog [ __ ] in like. an hour later but at that time at that. moment it's worth it but it's just only. worth it for me like once in a blue moon. when I eat like that all the time I get. fat I I my my uh just like get slower my. my brain doesn't work as well foggy yeah. I get foggy and it's it's so easy to. gain weight it's so easy to keep eating.

when you're eating like bread and pasta. I could just overe eat pasta to the end. of time like I'm done eating but I still. want more like I I more than stuffed and. I'm still like twirling my fork and that. spaghetti and for me bread bread is the. biggest crack I bread oh God and then. they come over with some tiasu you're. like [ __ ] it I'm in so you're already. stuffed you can't even eat any more. spaghetti and you're just down in. tiramisu yeah I've had some um very high.

calorie meals but as long as I don't. allow myself to do that every now and. again I'm good so for what I do is I eat. almost entirely meat that's my most of. my diet it's high protein diet yeah it's. I'm on what's called a carnivore diet. I'll have a piece of fruit every now and. again but that's kind of it I mean a. little piece of lettuce I've cheated a. couple of times I had an asai Bowl the. other day but it's rare mostly I'm just. and I feel great when I eat like this I. just feel I I lose weight I get lighter.

and I'm more clear-headed which is very. strange I think it's because your your. body starts processing ketones your. brain starts processing ketones instead. of carbohydrates anytime I've had. success with weight loss it's always. because I cut out you know I I went. higher on the protein and I cut back on. the Breads and the pastas and the sugars. and stuff we're GNA get you a guy Gabe. I'm GNA get you a guy I'm going to get. you somebody to [ __ ] set you right. we're gonna do this I want to make it a. project I've I've some of the things. I've tried I've actually hired a.

nutritionist to live with me like person. making me my food and person cooking in. your house God yeah [ __ ] out I couldn't. take it [ __ ] out you know what I I I. choose happiness and I'd rather be fat. come if you'd rather choose happiness. too the thing is like you can do both. you can enjoy food and you can also lose. weight and be healthy but you have to do. it the right way you know and you have. to do it in a way that's sustainable. that's what what's difficult I keep. hearing the word lifestyle it's a. lifestyle you just got to get addicted.

to being healthy right you're addicted. to food you know and uh I am too I get. addicted to food but you also can get. addicted to being healthy another thing. that happens is when you start eating. really healthy especially when you start. eating low carbohydrate high fat high. high animal fat animal meat you uh your. gut biome changes and that starts. becoming what you're interested in. eating like your body craves that if I. eat a lot of sugar and a lot of. carbohydrates I just want to eat it all. the time I want to eat bread with butter. I want to have a sandwich I want to have.

a bowl of spaghetti or a lasagna or. something like that but when I don't eat. like that that's not what I crave then I. crave meat like that's where I'm at. right now like so I'm two months in so I. just I just I'm trying to eat eggs and. meat all the time that's all I'm hungry. for and you know what I've I've been. able to do that for a while but then I. start craving I start craving the bread. or tortillas or pasta rice rice and it's. just like oh the problem is Mexican food. is so [ __ ] delicious it is amazing. it's so [ __ ].

delicious bro I I love me a Mexican. restaurant like one of them hole in. thewalls that has the Mexican soap. operas playing and nobody speaks English. you know you're going to get the real. [ __ ] there's a place called The Big. Burrito in uh I I think it was in it's. like right outside of Woodland Hills. where my old Studio was and we would go. down there man it was Sensational langua. quesadillas they had real mudo that. smells like a barn it was outstanding.

the real [ __ ] you know with all the oils. and the red and [ __ ] the tripe and. woo God damn it's good like the letters. in the window oh my God that's the spot. that's the spot that place is so legit. ah look at the little thing where you. can buy the toys for a quarter I used to. not blow them up I used to not blow them. up cuz I didn't want to ruin it now they. but they sent me a message the other day. thanking me because we've talked about. it a bunch of times it's so legit but. there's a bunch of those places they're. all throughout La you know I mean when. you got a lot of Mexicans you got a lot.

of great Mexican food it's like you go. to East Coast a lot of Italians a lot of. great Italian food you know you got to. go to where those people make it like. authentic and out here they do TexMex. which is a little different you know. what I I like it a lot I like texmax I I. prefer texmax over regular Mex do you. yes I do that's s I'm I know right. that's the kind of Mexican I am uh no. texmax is awesome what's your favorite. [ __ ] Baraka Bara Taco with some some. cheese I like say that por porada Taco.

yeah that's that's good stuff yeah and. actually I could find that here all the. food here sensation I'll let you know. now where I'm going after I leave a hard. spot to be on a good diet yeah you know. there's so many good spots for it's an. interesting City because it's so. artistic there's so much live music you. know and now the comedy scenes exploding. and the food scenes exploding there's so. many great restant this a great Food. City Great Food City why you're in town. I got to send you out to Sushi by. scratch it's like it's in Cedar Park. it's about 30 minutes from here it is.

the most Sensational Sushi you will ever. have in your life it's Omas you sit down. there the dude's got a Michelin star. it's Sensational it's so good dude it's. so good he's got two different Michelin. stars or two different restaurants he. runs that's a bad dude he's a bad mother. Philip Franklin Lee my man he's great he. also runs a [ __ ] killer burger place. here called not a damn chance Burger he. just makes one kind of cheeseburger but. does it perfect with like wagu ground. beef and just pickles onions American.

cheese bam and you eat it you're like. Jesus Christ this is good yeah so yeah. losing weight's hard Joe yeah I hear you. brother I hear you I hear you man and. then you know it's like the the more uh. the better uh comedy got for me and and. just you know you you're able to afford. to eat out every night and that that. becomes a problem too yeah I was in much. better shape when I was broke when I was. broke and I couldn't afford to go out. and eat at some of these places man I.

was you know I was still a big kid but I. wasn't I wasn't where I'm at now right. but being able to go and like what you. want to go eat you know Ruth Chris. steakhous and have some baked potatoes. and have a steak dipped in butter yeah. let's do it let's go you want to go. again sure let's go and it's just like. dude at a certain point that becomes a. reality and you lose touch with the fact. that you're you're getting you're. getting it over your head the key to. getting you in shape though is someone. has to do it correctly and they got to. do it slow and they got to do it with a.

heart monitor and they got to do it with. a monitor your heart VAR your your um. what your heart rate variability like. you should use like a whoop strap or you. know some other similar kind of thing. and have someone do it with making sure. your sleep is good and you know making. sure that your your nutrient levels are. good and just slowly start slowly little. little that's a lot of monitoring yeah. but that's how they have to do it that's. to do it right all I heard was strap and. monitoring I was like right the whoop is. an easy one it's you wear it on your. wrist it's nothing like a fit what is.

that yeah it's like that but it it it it. read it gets your heart rate it finds. out when you're sleeping it gives you. all this information what your recovery. is based on heart rate variability it's. really good it's a really good device. and it's simple easy to use the apps. easy to use and you know the good thing. about it is you don't have to guess like. if you wake up and you go I feel like. [ __ ] and then you look at your recovery. like you shouldn't feel like [ __ ] maybe. just being a lazy [ __ ] and let me just. start working out a little bit and see. how I feel and most of the times when I. do that as long as I'm not really Fe.

like you got to know your body sometimes. I'm like I might be fighting something. off I feel weak like maybe I'm just. going to go light and just break a. little sweat and then go home but other. times you they break that sweat you're. like woo let's go and then you start. feeling it you're like I just needed to. get woken up you know so it gives you. data which I think is important so you. make informed decision so if you wake up. and you you know like a lot of my. friends found out they had Co cuz they. woke up and they just didn't feel right. and they looked at their whoop strap and. it said like hey your recovery was like. 10% like what the [ __ ] is going on like.

why is my heart rate so high you know. and then they get tested they go you got. covid so good now you can calm down and. recover from it without letting your. body get seriously taxed out and getting. really sick so now slow down now and now. let's treat it now you know so a lot of. people that I know that did that they've. avoided flues and you know avoided them. getting really bad because you you catch. it gives your heads up yeah catch a. early get a vitamin IV drip you ever do. those yes oh that's good that's a game. changer that's a game changer vitamin IV.

with zinc that's a game changer get the. uh the whole cocktail oh the whole. cocktail that immunity I'm totally all. for it oh so good for you so good for. you high dose vitamin C just give it to. me baby you walk out of there you feel. like. who I found though that I was I was. doing a lot more of those for Recovery. versus being like from getting hammered. not not necessarily just from being. hammered but you know cuz I do drink but. um you know just being out there on the. road for so much it's like go go go go. go yeah let's add a show sure let's do.

it and then it's like drained and I. found that I was getting that done. regularly more so to recover versus let. me just do it to be more proactive I. learned it from Dave when first time I. was going on the road with Dave uh he. goes you want to get an IV I'm like what. are you guys doing you go into his room. he's got a [ __ ] Penthouse room right. so we go into his room and there's like. trees set up where they have these ivy. trees and this whole crew is sitting. there getting IV bags I'm like this is. amazing this is so Rockstar this is so. next level they they Drake tequila till.

like 3:00 in the morning do mushrooms. the next day they get ived and it's it's. the first time I did it I was like oh. cuz like we had gone hard we did the. Tacoma Dome in uh Seattle wherever the. hell is Tacoma Washington we were. [ __ ] we got out it was so fun it was. like one of the first ones we did so it. was just crazy afterwards and we went. out we saw uh Once Upon a Time in. Hollywood privately in a movie Dave. rented out the whole movie theater they. had popcorn for us and everything it was.

[ __ ] amazing and it was like 3 in the. morning and you know everybody's. hammered and oh my God Donell Rollins. starts. [Laughter]. snoring a bunch of people started. snoring it was fun though man but then. the next day you're like oh Jesus we got. a show tonight but you get that IV. you're. like I'm still good you fire right back. up have a good meal in him get some. vitamins let's go oh let's [ __ ] go. man watching a movie at 3:00 a.m. in a. theater in a theater yeah eating popcorn.

too they have bags of popcorn for us. that's it was amazing they had candy. laid out for. us that awesome Dave's a rockstar he's a. different human you traveling with him. people just let him do [ __ ] fire up a. cigarette in a restaurant no one says. [ __ ] how awesome is that like only him. and Snoop could probably pull that off. yeah Snoop could pull it off Snoop could. spark up a joint in the middle of a. police station and they would just smile. get a. pict yeah I mean you achiev legendary.

status you deserved that you know for. sure what are you going to do it's part. of the thing but it's just cool to know. people like that you know that's one of. the nice things about La too uh is that. they were always coming through and. that's nice about Austin a lot of guys. been coming through so it's like you. know when someone's in town doing a. theater I'll go check them out and I'll. go to the arena like we went to see Bill. Burr when he was at the arena went to. see Louie was he was down here at the at. the Moody it's it's great it's been fun. The Moody that's where I was at last. time God that place is awesome it's. beautiful we were there for the kill.

Tony 10y year anniversary show on. Saturday night it was insane it was in. because I was I was there have you ever. done kill Tony no you got to do kill. Tony you must you have to you got to be. a guest it's so much fun do you know. what it is uh I've you know I've heard. of it but I've never you know I keep. seeing it popping up it's professionals. you know like you know like guys like. Shane Gillis and David tell they sit in. and they're the guest and then they have. comedians a lot of them amateur maybe. first time ever on stage they're going.

to do one minute and then the comedi. I've seen yeah I've seen it yeah it's. hilarious it's a great [ __ ] show it. can be brutal too like it can be very. brutal but but also loving and a lot of. people have created careers out of that. show a lot of people there's a lot of. people that are touring Headliners now. and that started out doing one minute on. kill Tony and now 10 years later they're. on the road making a living doing. standup and then they get invited back. back onto the show as guests they get. invited back on the show to do a minute. it's it's amazing it's beautiful and. then they did the 10 year anniversary.

and it was [ __ ] wild it was wild like. just the the Ovation they got when they. started the show I was like holy [ __ ]. it's that big now yeah because I was. there in the belly room when the belly. room was like half filled and they were. just kind of [ __ ] around up there and. I was like this is amazing I love things. like that to see where it's gotten I. love seeing people succeed I really do I. get a kick out of it I just it just just. charges me up man I just love seeing. people pull it together I love seeing.

people pull something off I'm like look. at you go look at you go that's how I. felt with you when I saw you in Dodger. Stadium I was like look at him go look. at fluffy let me let me tell you. something though um being able to do all. those things it's awesome but the the. sacrifice of losing touch with certain. things like I feel terrible that that. I'm I'm like just not getting introduced. to something like you know kill Tony cuz. it's like you know at a certain point. you you are so focused on working you.

stop seeing other things that are out. there you you you lose touch with a lot. because you're just focused on making. this machine go go go and I feel I feel. like man what you know how much have I. been missing out on because I'm working. and working and working yeah you know I. get it but I don't think you should be. hard on yourself like that I don't think. you're missing out on jack [ __ ] I think. you're experiencing the most amazing. life a person can experience you're a. [ __ ] major success touring stand-up.

comedian who's beloved by all come on. man that's the greatest thing you could. ever what the [ __ ] are you missing out. on it it is it is it is incredible but. but I do feel though that I I I I Rob. myself of opportunities to learn and. grow in different areas because I'm. doing this so much well that's a. beautiful mindset that's a growth. mindset you have that's why you're. thinking like that cuz you're never. really totally satisfied with yourself. that's also why you're so good you know. you have a great reputation as a person. too which I really admire oh thank you.

yeah people love you they really do I. don't think I've ever heard anybody say. a bad thing about you ever I appreciate. you in all the years that I've known you. not one everybody's like Fluffy's the. best he the nicest guy you know you. could get to the the success that you've. reached and not have a pile of people. that are hating on you that's amazing. that's beautiful yeah especially in this. business especially in this business. yeah this business could be like the. most Community oriented comforting. [ __ ] beautiful brother and Sisterhood.

or it could just be backstab and. Nightmare depending on the circles you. travel in and you know the stage of your. career and also what you give off you. know it's all what you give off now it's. another thing too is that I I always. kept a circle very small and and I. always kept myself busy and away from. the potential of having these conflicts. yeah you got to do that that's important. that's important keeping your circle. small is important small but strong you. know and it's it inspires everybody else.

too you know I'm sure the guys you bring. with you on the road they get inspired. they're they they're getting better you. know everybody gets fired up when they. see that kind of experience it's like. wow I didn't even know this was possible. you know yeah you know and then that. that night at Dodger Stadium you know I. was on stage there with my buddy Martin. and and Alfred and it's like we've been. on tour for so many years and so like. that was a very like it it was it was. our moment yeah wasn't my moment it was. it was our moment it felt it felt really. really good because we were all in that. grind and you know from these like.

little messed up cities to all of a. sudden being in Europe and all over the. place and then now we're back home wow. and it's like you know it's not a 2:00. show at the ice house are you doing. Spanish shows um you know what I've I've. attempted to do it and yes I do speak. Spanish but it's very different I still. think in English and so to try to do my. set in Spanish it I feel like it loses a. lot I've opened up for comic named. franos scama amazing comedian great. Storyteller super super funny and um I.

got a chance to open for him in Mexico. City oh wow at at an arena for his. Netflix special and I told him look I'll. I'll do 15 minutes to open in front of. you on the condition that you do 15. minutes in English at Staple Center when. it was still Staple Center so that was. our agreement he's going to perform in. English and I'm going to perform in. Spanish oh that's amazing we both agreed. we need to stick to our language so. Tom sigur has been doing Spanish show. Tom but see Tom is like a sleeper man. you don't realize that Tom can do that.

the first time I heard Tom saguro speaks. Spanish I'm like who the who are you. fluent yeah like there's no there is no. like Ola Amigo there's none of that [ __ ]. he's very like he sounds like a so oper. star and when he speaks Spanish you're. like oh look at you oh he can speak the. [ __ ] out some Spanish what's crazy is. when people talk [ __ ] around him and. they don't know he can speak Spanish cuz. he looks like a regular white guy and. then he'll turn just start just ripping. into him yeah and he could do jokes in. Spanish like he's fluent enough that he. can manipulate his bits and turn them.

into bits that work in Spanish yeah he's. super fluent like you know I can order. food yeah I can order food like a champ. but to carry a regular conversation that. requires me to pull certain words it's. like uh I'm always one of those that. I'll get to a certain point I'm like. uh like you know then I'll have to say. the word in English and then go back. into it so I mean you know oh look at. him.

amazing yeah amazing I wish I could do. that like he's just making noise to me. funny right yeah I wish I could do that. like I think there's a real value in. learning a second language it's one of. those things where I was like God damn. it I don't have the time but I wish I. did but part me says you do stupid you. do a lot of other stuff why don't you. like dedicate a few hours a week to. learn Spanish you know I mean it's it's.

if nothing else just to communicate with. people not necessarily if you want to do. standup in Spanish that's again I I. thought about it I thought it'd be a. great challenge but oh God no I no no. I'm already I'm already doing it the way. that it works for me I get yeah [ __ ] it. you know why exactly why make your life. harder why why make my life harder I'm. like I'm good I I can still go perform. in Mexico in English bro when Joey Diaz. used to mix Spanish and English in Miami. when Joey who's Cuban from Miami when he.

would hit those [ __ ] with like. some Cuban. SL God oh my God you could not follow. that nobody could follow that it was. chaos it was chaos when I watched Joey. Crush at the Miami Improv I was like. this might be the hardest person can. kill because he's funny already and then. he hits him with some Spanish punch. lines and people are dying cuz you're. hyper relating to the people at that. moment I remember the first time when I. when I performed in in El Paso at the.

comic strip you know there was very few. Comics that that could do Spanglish and. when you got a crowd that's God 80 to. 90% Mexican and you're hitting them with. stuff that's hysterical in English and. now you're throwing in like I'm one of. you too yeah it was like it was yes it. was such a a a connection and the. response was like oh it was like wow yes. I remember I had a open up for a a comic. named Dan Bradley was years ago Dan.

Bradley and a and a feature named javery. and I was supposed to be the I'm the MC. and so I went out there and I'm hosting. the show and I'd hit them with all the. English Spanish and then hitting local. references because I would spend so much. time in the city you know like d Don FL. and like on the corner and then like oh. my God he knows Don FL like you know. this outside so when you start hitting. him with stuff like that the uh the. feature goes hey man you're you're going. out there with too much energy you need. to set the tone for the show you got to.

you got to build it up you got to. prepare you know get it so that the. feature can take it from there and then. you got to set up the headliner to. succeed and I'm like oh I'm sorry cuz I. didn't know I was just excited and I. told the manager that and the manager. goes you go out there and you you put. your Smackdown and if that feature can't. follow you we'll switch you yeah shut. your mouth and so the coolest thing was. uh I wanted to do less time and then do. more time in between the two the the. feature and the headliner as an MC and. so when I asked the headliner if that.

was okay he goes I'll tell you what. buddy um how about you do just a little. bit of time up in front and when I get. off stage you can go on after me and you. do as much time as you want I didn't. know comedy etiquette yet I didn't know. how it was supposed to go I didn't know. that that's not you're not supposed to. do that I was so new and green and so I. I I did the small time up front and then. the feature during the show he was like. that's how you do it kid you know and. then after the headliner was done I went.

up on stage and I did another like 15 20. minutes and got a stating Ovation and. then when I got off I'm like yeah and. then the headliner the feature the man. everybody was waiting to rip me a new. one cuz it's like yeah we get it that. you can do that but you're not supposed. to do that but he told you to do it and. but that's what I said I go I go he told. me to do it he goes kid I was [ __ ]. with you I didn't think you'd really do. it and I'm like well you know that. that's how new I was no he wasn't. [ __ ] with you he was scared of you. going on in the middle I was I was.

that's what it was he didn't want you. going on and crushing right in front of. him that's hilarious someone telling you. to not be as funny don't be so funny. yeah you have too much energy you're too. enjoyable you're too entertaining how. crazy is that right but I I just. remember that when I went up there and I. was thrown in Spanish references and I. would actually uh make references to. television shows that were in Spanish or. or things that people could relate to. from their childhood you know and doing. that there it was like it was it was. just boom like so when you're saying the. thing with joy I get it cuz when you can.

do that and you're in the an area where. they know you and you like yes he's one. of us yeah it's just it's a it's it's an. incredible feeling yeah that's the. beauty of being able to speak two. languages man there's a bunch of like. doesn't Eddie isard hasn't he done shows. in like multiple langues many many. languages so to be able to do that and. there's a few comics like Canadians that. can do English French and then uh I. think even uh God not farsy there was a.

a comic named Sugar Sammy who can. perform in multiple languages have you. ever talked to Eddie Ard I've never. spoken to him that's an extraordinary. person that's an extraordinary person. very unusual very like free in his own. skin but that's always been him I me. I've seen all his specials and I've I've. heard stories about him and yeah you. know he make you laugh in four languages. he does stand up in English French. German and Spanish wow. wow no he's a he's a fascinating guy um. I really got interested in him when he. ran a marathon a day like all around the.

UK do did you know he did that no dude. he wasn't even in shape it was just. willpower like legitimate willpower like. I don't know how much he was running at. all but he certainly wasn't running a. marathon a day he wasn't running enough. to Pro protect himself cuz he destroyed. his feet like his feet were destroyed. and by the end of it he was in in. [ __ ] incredible shape but he was. running a marathon every goddamn day I. think he only took like one or two days. off the entire time so he ran 27.

marathons in 27 days oh my God yeah then. he came back and did 43 in 51 days this. is yeah this is this the first time he. did it this 27 one I believe so I know. he's done I almost think he's done it. three times now he did another one where. he was and I say he because I believe he. wants to be referred to as he I want to. be respectful of that cuz he like likes. women too he's very he's a very unusual. person like but in super comfortable in. his own St very fluid but his thing uh.

was like he would do a podcast while he. was on a treadmill so like he had all. these people calling in because he was. doing like he was running on this. treadmill some insane amount of miles. and yeah so uh I called in and I was. talking to him while he was on a. treadmill that was 32 and 31 days 32. marathons in 31 days for charity and he. was completing was doing 27 miles yeah. yeah every day or 20 say 26 right 26. miles every day think 26.2 every day.

crazy but I mean injured [ __ ] up feet. like there's video of them like trying. to repair his feet blisters just. destroyed man the feet are destroyed. like the those people like my friend. Cameron Haynes he runs Ultra marathons. where they're like 240 mile runs they. take days yeah ridiculous and uh days. days they run for days and they don't. sleep they just keep running yeah but at. the end of it your toenails fall off. your feet are destroyed your feet look. like like you've been like running on.

gravel and [ __ ] yeah on on broken glass. it looks terrible horrible yeah you'll. never hear me hear about me running. marathons thing about there's a thing. that I think the the Finish Line must be. so ecstatic it must be so amazing that. you actually force yourself to do that. that you get addicted to that feeling. that the the endorphins and just wow you. imagine forcing yourself to run a 100. miles I've I've had dreams of running. marathons and like what that must feel.

like yeah and you know um no we've had. this guy in a couple of times Zach. bidder and Zach he he had the world. record for the fastest 100 miles around. a track it was something insane what was. it like 10. hours 100 miles ran in 10 miles in 10. hours it might have been less than 10. hours cuz I think it was like he. averaged like a 7 minute mile. so how many hours did it take Zach to do. that but 12 hours well just under 12.

hour 12 hours okay so what was his. average speed then that wouldn't be 7. miles hour what would that. be he did 100 miles in 11455 and kept. running so he could finish for 12 hours. to see how much further he' go ran for. 40 more minutes Jesus and got to 104.8. miles in 12 hours. someone beat it though in 2022 some. other psychopath went faster a. Lithuanian oh my God oh my God.

Lithuanian yeah Alexander. soroken there's always going to be. somebody that's willing to push. themselves closer to death yeah yeah to. beat your psychotic record of running a. 100 miles in Under 12 hours I will never. know that one yeah I will never know I. don't think I'm going to know that one. either I think I'm okay with not knowing. that one I'm good yeah stuck to my 2:00. shows yeah that's your Marathon that is. a [ __ ] marathon though man it's a. mental Marathon for sure when I'm doing.

two shows a night at the mothership two. hours a night that's like it's a mental. thing like you got to be fired up but. it's also so exciting and you feel so. fortunate that you can do it you know. like I've never forgotten what it was. like when I first started when I just. wanted to get on stage and I couldn't. get on stage it's like God damn I want. to get up there I just I'm so hungry for. it I never forget that so like I I hate. when people take shows for granted damn. damn we got to do a Sunday night show. like what are you talking about of. course we do you get you get to go up. and do go talk [ __ ] and make people have. a great [ __ ] time for what an hour.

and a half of the day two hours of the. day that's it you got 22 hours to play. golf or jerk off whatever the [ __ ] you. want to do you. weirdo you but that's the thing it's. like we think of it as work sometimes. but really what it is is the greatest. Pastime it's the most fun thing to do. the most fun activity that happens to be. a job for me the work is the travel. getting getting on a bus getting on a. plane uh having to check in the hotels. you know like everything that goes into.

the day with exceptions of the actual. performing itself or having to perform. through you know uh when the check drops. that's the only time where it's like. okay let's see how this goes yeah so. weathering that but other than that. there there's no work it's we don't do. check drops until after the show. there that's awesome yeah you have to do. it that way we were doing it the other. way at first I was like this is terrible. cuz I was watching people when other. people were on stage I was like this is. not good and you hear the conversation. somebody wants to argue about the bill.

it's also they're talking loud because. they're drunk and they don't realize. they're talking loud so they're like. What's 20% you. know do you have any. cash yeah so it's it's way easier this. way it's just way better for the comics. it just you know the overall experience. it's all just about let's try to make it. I know there's no food but that's why to. try to make it the best. but I tell you rollo's next door they. got pizza I'm going to go check out that. Sushi Spot yeah the sushi spot is the. off the chain let me know I'll hook that.

up you got to go to that that's insane. it's the best sushi you've ever had in. your life and it's Omas so just sit. there and one piece explains to you they. do it all they prepare it right in front. of you okay one like one piece at time. so it's like 14 pieces of sushi and they. do it over the course of like an hour. and a half you have saki pairings. it's sensational loone sells it yeah. that I'll go I go off my no grain diet. when I go there I say [ __ ] it tonight. we're eating.

rice are are you big on the different. types of paper like seaweed yeah I love. it he made me this one thing I probably. shouldn't tell it cuz he doesn't want to. serve it all the time but this is very. expensive it was um oonie that's it. that's it right there scallops and oonie. so it's Ross gallops and Ross sea urchin. with some rice in that Nory paper and. it's it's [ __ ]. Sensational it's so good it's like the. best piece of food you could literally.

eat it's insanity and you know it's like. you don't realize how good PE like. someone can be at something until you. see like a Master Chef prepare food and. you're like oh there's a difference even. in sushi which I just think of you know. ignorantly before I would think of it as. just oh this is like fish rice and roll. fish rice how hard could that be no no. no it's a little delicate flavor they. put on it and the way they prepare it. they dry age some of the meat and they. do all these different things it's like. a ah I took Daniel Cormier it was his.

first time he's ever had sushi he was. like 46 years old he's never had sushi. and you should have seen him when he was. eating scallops like Ross. scallops you can see the look at his. face was he vibing it or wasn't it was. just kind of freaking out he liked some. of it he did not like the Ross gallops. it's the texture it's a texture thing. it's always a texture thing like I can I. there's certain uh like Seafood that I'm. down with but then like uh like I can't. do oysters you can't do raw oysters no I. love them I mean if if that if you said. okay you know just swallow it don't even.

like whatever if I had to heard some. some people like chewing it I heard. about someone died recently they think. they got a tainted oyster and died. Google that I think it was a girl I. think she ate what. happened yeah I think she ate some. oyster that was tainted with something. oh no no man fenil uh yeah they picked. up this might be the part of the problem. it was in Missouri out of seafood stand.

oh a seafood stand like outside yeah. that's a risky person that's that's a. [ __ ] that eats gas station Sushi. yeah yeah look dispos any from the. business yeah I think it's because they. you know they just have them laying out. there oh that's crazy fruit Seafood. stand yeah that is crazy if you just. leave oysters out there eventually. they'll kill you but this says there's. no evidence the business did anything to. contaminate them so they're trying to. determine where they came from oh so it.

might have been contaminated straight. from the ocean they probably. contaminated when they arrived at the. stand I do know that sometimes they get. contaminated from the ocean my wife got. sick once she got food poisoning from. oysters yeah so I'm not about it I take. my chances take your chances I roll my. chances on the. oysters you know but like I'll do I'll. do sushi I'll do caviar lobsters you. know shrimps uh fish they say that oyers. and scallops and um clams are good for.

vegans because if you think about it if. you just really like they're not really. an animal but they give you animal. protein like scallops are Le they're. more primitive than plants like they're. really primitive things they don't have. any like there they're not feeling jack. [ __ ] like you're no conscience they're. kind of like a plant but they're a plant. that moves but they're not a plant. they're a mollusk but they don't have a. brain and there's like whatever that is.

is just like some sort of meat with a. shell so it's a green light it's a green. light I think I mean as much as eggs are. eggs are green light too CU they just. lay them if there's no rooster there's. no way that's going to be a chick you're. not hurting anybody eat the eggs and you. you have a good relationship with the. chickens the chickens eat the grass and. food what is this I think that's what it. is it says it's that's how a scalp flies. around I don't know is that real they. swim it seems like that's not what's. happening but it is what's happening.

what's happening I'm pretty sure but it. is what's happening it swims like a like. that's crazy I didn't know they could do. that it's so weird. looking yeah plant huh yeah well. whatever the [ __ ] it is whatever what it. is it just moves it's obviously not a. plant it's a mollusk but it moves I mean. that's the thing that it does it moves. there's a video I've seen of puffer fish. I think eating them have you ever seen. that oh wow chew on it it makes a loud. crunch yeah cuz the Shell's hard yeah.

but freaking puffer face what whatever. they are though is not really an animal. that's why like I've heard like a. neuroscientists make this argument like. it's really like probably the most. ethical thing that you can eat as long. as there's like sustainable numbers of. them because it's like they don't even. know you're eating them like's nothing. going on there it's just a piece of meat. covered by a shell right weird how many. vegans do you know I know quite a few. yeah yeah yeah how about you.

uh you know what I know I know of them I. respect people's I respect people's. choices and uh I think that one is a. complicated one and it's a convenient. one too the convenient one is not taking. into account all the animal deaths. involved in large scale agriculture. which is where you're getting most of. your vegetables cuz there's a lot of. animal death involved in that a lot. there's also poisoning there's a lot of. poisoning of the land with pesticides. and. herbicides there's a lot of [ __ ] that.

goes on to these monocrop agriculture uh. establishments is which is where you get. a lot of your vegetables from and it's. not good and it's not good for the. environment it's not good for the. animals it's definitely not good for any. animal that lives in that field they're. getting [ __ ] up know many animals get. churned up in combines and yes how many. birds and gophers and groundhogs they. kill and the just it's in order yeah to. maintain the crops yeah it's I mean Ted. nid has broken it down and he he. actually knows the statistics and like.

what is actually involved in it but when. I talk to people that run these. regenerative Farms when they describe. industrial farms and all the [ __ ] that. they have to do and how all that gets. into the rivers and it poisons the. rivers it's wild stuff man and that's. that's vegetables that's how they're. growing things on top soil that's dead. so they have to constantly pour all. these fertilizers and nitrogen and all. this [ __ ] all over the all over the. ground because there's no nutrients left. in the top soil they have to do all this.

it's real complicated man and the the. water that runs into the rivers it's so. dis this is this guy will. Harris um from White Oak pastur and he. has a regenerative farm and he's right. next to a farm that's an industrial farm. and there's like a clear line between. the runoff on his side where the water's. clear and then the runoff on his. neighbor's side where it's immediately. you you can see that it becomes mud see. the line look at the. line that's the line that's the property. line on the right hand side it's just.

horrible on the left hand side it looks. like a river and that's the dividing. line between their two Farms which is. [ __ ] insane it's insane that that's. legal and that that's normal that runoff. it's like unintended pollution what are. we going to do it's on the top soil and. top soil is all dead so all the the. stuff that they pour on it just runs off. when it rains into the into the river. god look at that. yeah so there's that you know then. there's this new evidence that plants.

can think and plants communicate and. plants share information and that. through mycelium through the the actual. like the the fungus that's in the soil. they're exchanging information and even. intelligence in it yeah yeah there's. something there they're screaming when. you eat them G oh God. no there was lettuce out of the ground. screams I want to say it was like a like. a modern version of The Twilight Zone uh. there was an episode where this guy was. trying to lose weight and he was going.

to eat vegetables out of his fridge and. every vegetable would make a sound like. that oh boy so he's he's trying to eat. but he can't eat anything and he's. starving and and at the end everything. just kind of rotted and they found the. guy dead it was creepy but yeah did you. ever see the one there's an old Twilight. Zone where these uh aliens come down. and uh they they introduce themselves to. Earth and they give us a book and the. book is to serve man they find this book.

that they have and then they realize. it's a. cookbook. oh the end of the movie that's like the. punchline the aliens have come down here. to eat. us so what yeah oh. man see this guy's in front of all the. give me some of theum and. prevented we are here to help you are we. to assume that there is no ulterior. motive well there is nothing ulterior in. our motives nothing at.

all you will discover this for. yourselves before too long simply by. testing the various devices which we. will make available to you we ask only. that you trust. us only that you simply trust. us perhaps you watched this initial. questioning most people on Earth did and. surely some of the questions asked by. your representatives must have been. identical to more than a few of your own. because as a race we are unaccustomed to.

charity brutality is a far more. universal language to us than that. expression of friendship from outer. space they were 9 ft tall enigmas who. descended on us like locusts but nobody. was counting or. worrying except perhaps a few. professionals whose job it was to Second. guesss like What's happen now yeah. exactly what's happening now so at the. end of it they translate the. book and uh they realize what it.

actually says we're going to make sushi. out of. Ted see what they this could have been. cut off it's only a six minute video. might not been the whole episode well. what is how long is it six. minutes no that's definitely not the. whole you're still on Earth or on the. ship with. me doesn't make very much difference. because sooner or later would all of us. be on the menu the Recollections of one. Michael Chambers or more simply stated. the evolution of man the cycle of going.

from dust to Desert the metamorphosis. from being the ruler of a planet I think. it's before that he realizes it but. anyway God yeah that would. suck it would. suck especially like we can sort of. justify killing dumb things you know you. know but dogs are pretty smart there. people out there that are eating dogs. yeah dogs are pretty goddamn smart to to. be eating them there's a lot of animals. that have a you know I feel are very.

pigs pigs are freaking smart you can. train a pig to do almost anything that. you can train a dog to do just think. about what people do to dolphins uh just. think of that there's [ __ ] up I mean. that they're really smart now imagine. some alien that just like what if humans. are delicious what if like in all the. cosmos they're like the favorite food. yeah yeah we're like a buffet yeah and. maybe you get intelligence from them. maybe when you eat people you get a. little bit of their DNA we're like their.

uh what is it called their Limitless. pill like oh man every time you eat one. of them oh it's like euphoric it would. maybe we're like their mushroom right. like like we get them high yeah they. they have a trip yeah wasn't that like. dolphins use puffer fish to get high. that's hilarious so they're sucking in. toxins how do they do how would they. figure that. out yeah so Joe how long before do you. think uh they confirmed that we got you. know that that aliens are. real every week man I'm I'm I keep.

watching these stories and I'm like uh I. was just in Las Vegas last week too I. was look I was looking for those 8 feet. aliens that the guy was talking about. that one that one sus we were talking. about that earlier like a come on come. on yeah that George knp guy who's the. probably the lead investigative reporter. when it comes to the UFO phenomenon he's. the guy that discovered Bob Lazar and. that you know he's he went to to try to. talk to those people and they were were. kind of avoiding him they didn't knock. they didn't answer the door which but it.

could be that they just don't want the. attention like maybe they freaked out. maybe they had no idea it was going to. go viral like that maybe it really. happened look imagine if it really. happened imagine you're just chilling in. your backyard and you boom and you're. like what and you go outside and you see. a [ __ ] UFO and a 10-ft alien and you. stand there and you're staring at them. and then they get back and a craft and. take off and you're like what the [ __ ]. just happened and then no one's going to. believe you so you tell people but you. feel so stupid they like yeah they were.

in my backyard they were like 10 feet. tall and they had big eyes and every was. like look at this [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of. here but maybe it really did happen and. maybe you realize like what am I going. to do have people just keep telling me. I'm a liar or just shut the [ __ ] up. maybe I just shut the [ __ ] up maybe I. would shut the [ __ ] up maybe if it. happened in my yard maybe if they landed. in my yard I would just I just know for. sure they're real but keep it to myself. I don't want people thinking I'm out of. my [ __ ] if something like that happened. like you know you you look for you know.

can you prove this can you can you tell. this story without looking like a total. lunatic right like this thing landed all. right so there's a ring okay there's the. burn marks from the Jets or whatever. there's Footprints there's certain. there's certain elements but everybody's. so quick on the draw like if something. happens you know fight breaks up whirl. start in two seconds people are. Gunslingers with their cameras right why. wouldn't you be a gunslinger a [ __ ]. UF in front you that' be the first I. know instantly like what is that that'd. be the first thing you go out in the. backyard and you're not going to there's.

no reason why there shouldn't be more. more footage more clean footage cuz it's. always grainy it's always messed up it's. a shadow it's a bush it's you know I'm. like here's my problem with it my. problem is that I want it to be real and. I know a lot of people want it to be. real and I also know it's an amazing. distraction it's an amazing distraction. for a bunch of ways like let's let's. imagine that what we're actually looking. at is some United States. military vehicle that they have. developed secretly that operates on some.

different kind of propulsion system some. sort of gravity drive or something and. maybe it's a drone and they can shoot. these things across the sky at insane. rates of speed but they don't want to. admit they have the technology what. better way than to say that we're being. visited what better way like if you. really were going to high technology if. you had bases Under the Sea where you. had Hypersonic drones that just shot. through the sky you couldn't even follow. with your eye have you had those why. would what what better way to hide it.

than to say smoking mirrors over here. yeah and then have a few whistleblowers. come out and have these guys well I can. tell you definitively that we have. recovered 12 crashed UFOs I know it. sounds crazy like that kind of stuff. makes me wonder like that's how I would. do it if I wanted to dup people into. thinking that these things that may. maybe they occasionally see that we. operate that they're not ours cuz we. don't have that kind of capability if I. was going to lie about our capability. which maybe you should and maybe they've.

done before with like the stealth bomber. remember they [ __ ] developed that. [ __ ] people thought they were seeing. UFOs and they saw that thing fly around. you ever seen one of those in real life. woo pretty cool pretty [ __ ] cool I. would say that they're UFOs that's what. I would say like they they don't tell. the truth about anything right they. never tell you about top secret stuff. that you really don't have what are you. going to do with the information that. UFOs are real what what is the general. public going to do with it jack [ __ ] not.

going to do anything so if they had it. why would they tell us they really had. irrefutable evidence that this something. is off-world vehicle it comes from. another dimension it comes from another. planet why would they tell us they would. only tell us if they have to tell us. or they would tell us the stuff that. they have is actually from another. planet because they don't want people to. know what they can do yet. that's what I would do I mean if I had a. history of deception I would be. deceiving people about that or it could. be really aliens and that's the problem.

and I don't I know me and I want it to. be aliens real. bad real bad so I uh will not be. objective when I look at that subject. I'm always going to be hopeful I'm. always going to be having fun with it. I'm always going to be thinking that. it's probably. real I believe the pilot I think the. math is is says it all I mean it's it's. the universe is so Mass I mean it's so.

massive how can how can we be the only. ones we may not be we we might be. visited and it might be a combination of. both of those things it might be some of. those things are our drones and it might. be some of the things are not ours and. maybe some of the things are from other. countries as well and maybe some of. those things are from another planet or. maybe from some life form that we. haven't established that has bases in. the ocean because there's a lot of these. at least one of them they got on video. that is um a craft that was flying in.

the air and then went into the ocean and. didn't even make a splash just went. right in the ocean like a diver yeah. like what is that is that [ __ ] I. don't know it's kind of blurry like I I. wish it was clean but it was miles away. and they're you know using infrared. footage at night or whatever their night. vision at. night who knows who [ __ ] knows the. problem is I want it to be aliens that's. the problem so I'm like bro there's so. much evidence now even talk to people. like meio Kaku is this physicist is This. brilliant guy and he's saying that there.

there's more evidence that they exist. than that now it's up to the people that. don't think they exist to try to prove. it wrong because there's so much Vis. Visual Evidence tracking evidence. tracking data but I'm always like what. have they been working on some stuff. what have they been just scooping up top. scientists and [ __ ] they've got some. sort of plan for some different. propulsion system and it's operable and. they've been working on it for decades. in secret what if it what if that's the. case that seems like it but if the.

technology is that advanced then where. did you get it well like I get you know. you're smart enough to come up with. certain things but you know people did. research on gravity drives and there. there's there's papers that were written. on the possibility of manipulating. gravity I just don't think there was. ever a power source that was figured out. I don't think you'd have to generate. some [ __ ] insane amount of power to. be able to manipulate gravity but I. think they theorized it a long time ago.

so if you just threw all the best. scientists and all the money that you. could possibly [ __ ] steal from the. taxpayers and he funnel it off into this. program that's making a UFO maybe they. could do it I don't know I mean I'm not. in that world you know you know that's. like if someone said to you imagine. there's a guy out there nobody's ever. heard of him he's never done stand up. before but he's been practicing and he. writes comedy every day and he practices. in front of the mirror and one day he's.

going to go on stage he's going to be. the best comic that's ever lived he'd be. like no it's not possible he's not going. to be able to just go on stage the first. time it be the best comic that's ever. lived it's literally not possible so. maybe the things that I'm saying about. physics and these physicists developing. this gravity drive without anybody. knowing maybe that's not possible. because maybe that's not my world you. know but you're looking at it through. through through the eyes of a comic who. understands timing and and you have to. you know trial and erir and and right.

and they would look at physics that way. they would understand what they're you. know they would say no no you can't just. you can't violate the laws of physics. with a select group of people that stay. quiet and don't tell people about it and. and come up with some insane new method. of propulsion you know these things. they've tracked them they go from 50,000. fet above sea level to 50 feet in like a. second they've no idea how it's doing it. no heat signature the the the things are. are blocking their. tracking uh devices like whatever radar.

systems they're using which is like. technically supposedly an act of War. like it's wild [ __ ] man and they don't. know what it is they think it was. interacting with some base in the water. and the guy who saw it was on the. podcast Commander David fraver and it's. a crazy story because he was with. another fighter jet they all saw it. multiple people saw it they filmed fed. it they have all the tracking data that. shows this insane rate of speed that it. went at they don't know what the [ __ ]. that is. man you know and also the when you say.

the laws of physics maybe the laws of. physics don't apply to wherever that. technology came from right it's very. different or also maybe we just don't. understand all the laws of physics maybe. it's malleable and that's like this idea. of a gravity drive like that maybe you. can instead of traveling through space. you can literally fold space to you. and then and then instantaneously appear. yeah like some sort of like they've. described it in the movie Event Horizon.

that you would essentially a piece of. paper you would fold the two pieces of. time together and punch a hole through. both of them and wind up on the other. side when it flattens. out okay it's deep okay maybe maybe all. right what's on the top of where but I. think that yeah now you're ready to meet. the devil I think maybe if if aliens are. real I think we'd be interesting you. know I certainly think they'd come here. and maybe they've always been coming. here I really don't know I don't know. but I want it I want it to be real and. that's my problem my problem is I'm a.

True Believer so I want it to be real so. I always have to go I don't know but I. try to do that with everything try to do. that with everything I like man I don't. know something smells funny I don't want. to be that guy who's calling [ __ ]. when it's not [ __ ] so I have to be. careful and got to really look at it and. just let it let it operate for a while. watch it behave. so the more I W watch this UFO thing. operate the more I get skeptical I'm. like it just seems too like a scop it.

seems. too too much of it just seems like. [ __ ]. fabricated you know like even the. stories about finding them in an. archaeological dig and are you sure you. sure that's what happened you know is. this the narrative that telling you why. would they tell the truth why would they. tell the truth if they had some [ __ ]. crazy object they've been working on and. maybe the scientist that really knew how. to work it was dead and so now you got.

new guys you're bringing in to try to. like back engineer his. work but maybe that's what they do like. who [ __ ] knows man who knows but I. know the UFO story is the most fun the. alien story is the most fun that's the. one I'm most interested. in yeah every night man it's like okay. have you seen moment of contact no o you. need to watch that moment of contact. yeah it's a documentary about a UFO. crash in Brazil in Virginia Brazil in. 1996 and the whole town saw it all these.

Witnesses in the town saw the things saw. the the things in the sky and one of. them it was a lightning storm like a. terrible lightning storm and one of them. crashed and these people found whatever. the thing was and two bodies and one of. them was alive and they picked the one. that was in injured and they took it in. a car to several different hospitals. this is all documented that they took. this body and the guy who was carrying. the body died of a serious bacterial.

infection that they could not cure they. didn't know what the [ __ ] it was young. healthy guy the guy handling the alien. body got he died within like two weeks. they didn't know what the [ __ ] there's. all this documentation on the disease. the progression of the disease how they. couldn't stop it they didn't know what. it was some crazy bacterial infection. that he got and they think you got it. from that alien is that true I don't. know I wasn't there but godamn I want it. to be true now this is a documentary a. great documentary it's on Netflix or.

it's on Apple I think it's on everything. is it on. everything moment of contact it's. definitely I think it's on Apple TV it's. [ __ ] what kind of footage did they. have well they don't have any footage. that's the problem they have eyewitness. accounts they have um they have they. know that the US Air Force landed one of. their large cargo jets in Brazil in. Virginia and supposedly left with the. wreckage but they know that they came in. they were called in it's definitely on.

Amazon to rent or buy uh so it's on. iTunes also it's a few places I think I. found where you could find it for free. but um what's crazy is they bring this. cop back to the spot where the crash was. where they first saw the crash and the. guy hadn't been there in forever and the. dude just starts crying he just starts. weeping and I'm like if this guy if this. if this guy is an actor he needs a. [ __ ] Academy Award get him get him. get an award the M like this moment. where he's overwhelmed where he's.

talking about the experience of seeing. this thing there and knowing that it's. from somewhere else and seeing these. things these little tiny things with big. eyes staring at him and these girls. these three girls that were like very. young at the time they were sisters and. they were they were playing outside and. they saw this thing and they said the. thing was like trying to communicate. with them telling them tell them to help. it and they freaked out and they all had. the exact same story everybody saw them. said the exact same thing what they. looked like like these weird things with. tiny things with big eyes I don't know.

if it's true man but I want it to be. true that's the problem I want it all to. be true that guy's passion though the. way he he tells the story you could tell. either like you said he's either a great. actor or yeah or he's reliving it I I'm. God I'm maybe it's a mass psychosis. maybe they were all on mushrooms maybe. or maybe he's telling the truth which. would be [ __ ] saying and if there are. really are things if there really are. things that can visit us and the thing. the question would always be like would. they how their vehicles would crash.

wouldn't they be past crashing now. wouldn't they be beyond that in. technology not necessarily because. here's the thing if you think about like. where the the technological level that. human beings are at right now like in a. first world country and then you go to. the Amazon and you have the indigenous. hund gather tribes who still live the. old way they're there too at the same. time in 2023 so just CU there's aliens. out there doesn't mean they're all the. same level of advancement there might be.

an alien out there that's a thousand. years ahead of us just a thousand and. every now and then they get hit by. lightning just like everybody does you. can't predict it and they make their way. through and they might have landed they. might have Port ported back to wherever. the [ __ ] the lightning storm was and. didn't understand it was going to happen. and got [ __ ] up and crash landed in a. backyard in Brazil might have happened. what always gets me is that the. technology on like spacecraft never. matches the body like it's always. something that's like uh all these.

different like like right now there's. that video that they're showing um. something in the backyard that's hiding. and this thing looks it almost looks. apik like so there's nothing that you. know it's not I don't know that video. what is this video but I'm saying but. you know what I'm talking about right I. know what you're talking about it's fake. as [ __ ] right it's they were saying it. was the UF from the saying took the one. audio and put it over top of another. video and. oh it you never see the the the body or.

whatever match whatever the technology. is as far as the craft well the most. compelling story does and that's the Bob. Lazar story and Bob Lazar is a guy who. is a propulsions expert he says he was. hired to uh work in Vegas back. Engineering in in Nevada in the in the. desert area S4 where they were back. engineering an alien craft and he said. it was designed for tiny things like. something that was like 3T tall I got a. Crouch inside of it and he said. everything was impossibly smooth like it.

was like melted wax like there was no. seams there was no the the way it was. constructed whatever the metal was was. some it looked like it was one piece yes. and it was some metal they just do not. they do not understand it and they had a. reactor and then this reactor created. some sort of an anti-gravity wave that. allowed this thing to move and this. reactor was based on an element that. wasn't on the periodic table yet Element. 115 and these people these beings. supposedly have a stable version of this. element and in this reactor it allows.

them to violate all of our understanding. of of propulsion systems and use some. sort of gravity based propulsion I want. to believe it that's the problem sounds. awesome I want to believe all of it I. don't even want to question it for a. second I don't want to believe there's. any lies oh yeah that looks fake as. [ __ ] I don't know where it's from it's. got to be from somewhere but what is. that that looks so weird dude like a. monkey right yeah that looks like some.

sort of a Bigfoot thing say it's 8 feet. tall Bigfoot from space bro maybe that's. it yeah so what is it are they are they. small little martians or are they like. big giant you know Avatar looking things. supposedly there's two different kinds. what they call Gray the greens the yeah. they call them the Grays and the tall. whites and the tall whites almost look. Scandinavian they have like white hair. and they have their ears are like flat. against their head and their eyes are. like twice as large as ours but why am I.

saying that I don't know what the [ __ ]. I'm saying somebody said it so I. repeated it but you know the problem is. then you start looking for that so say. if you're tripping on mushrooms you. might manifest like a gray talking to. you because you know like from Close. Encounters of the Third Kind you expect. that's what the alien's going to look. like so maybe it shows itself to you in. that form cuz that's how you can handle. it the the what you call what's the. other one the the shape shifters mhm and. then there's the Men in Black right they. come busy and [ __ ] erase your.

brain what are you doing nothing oh. thought you [ __ ] I was waiting I was. like like he's going to pull something. cool up right now the way you lean back. I thought you going to bring up. something scratching my head his brain. yeah I think we were both. like I uh I hope aliens are real I. really do and I hope that let's like the. the fairy tale is that they're G to. protect us from blowing ourselves up. that's the fairy tale that's that's the. that would be the best case scenario.

that what they're doing here is that. they're here to monitor our nuclear. power and our nuclear weapons and and. make sure we don't launch them at each. other because that's when they F first. started showing up all the the stories. about UFOs really kicked in after. Hiroshima and Nagasaki that's when it. was like UFOs were hovering over the. White House and you ever see those. pictures no yeah there's like an ancient. photo of UFOs over the White House like. you can see like a few flying saucers.

that they photographed in the sky flying. over the White House of course it's. grainy but it's like. 1950 two is it two 51 52 yeah that that. story is but there is a video from not. too long ago where people think that was. happening again do you have the photos. from the old one though the original one. yeah but I that's when is this one from. oh that's that's totally fake so what is. that 2011 that's from 2011 on some video. that I think was on cpan or something. something was going on back there it. could be spotlights that just we have to.

see the video Don't what are they saying. it was UFOs I just it UFO responds or. White House response to UFO request so. someone I don't remember that from 2011. do you sort. of what does it say I I've seen a few. videos where people are watching these. long you know big b-roll footage of like. skylines and people are like look at. that fly by this and this is this is. from NBC MSNBC probably not going to. play so long me find another.

one sorry that's okay yeah here's then. also too how how would they know to fly. over that that's that's the place to be. think that's fake obviously that's a I. know but how what is that in the leftand. corner just not not that that's not no I. don't know that they would have had a. photo of this they just the story was in. the paper for sure oh so maybe they. didn't have any photos. yeah someone would been have been taking. a picture at night in front of the White. House and I don't do that yeah you're. probably right yeah it's probably.

everything it's so hard today with all. these fake images and CG man you could. do any AI is scary remember I'm in. Reddit here this is deep Reddit St so. this isn't the best place to. take okay so that's the photo supposedly. from 1952 oh there it is huh but that. does that looks like reflection in a. that could be a lot of things yeah it. could be a lot of things it could be. Birds but it looks. big all right they look kind of big they. look like cars in the sky bigger than.

cars don't they I mean they're behind. the tower right they'll know where the. person was taking the photo yeah also. how do I know that's real is that. verified too yeah could be dust in the. print when they were making it even. people [ __ ] with pictures so much man. look there's a little scratch up in the. corner up there what is that above your. cursor I know look at that that's. another UFO that's a guy it's skyish. yeah it's Aquaman guys spill coffee on. the negative I want it to be real that's.

the real problem don't you you know what. I I believe it I don't know that I want. it to be real cuz part of me is like I I. think I think that they would look at us. like we're an ant. farm well maybe you know or or like. whenever you see um you know primates. and they're teaching them sign language. or they teach them how to do certain. things and it's like okay maybe you know. they're teaching us how to do certain. things just to see what we do you know. what I mean it's like maybe the the the. the level of intelligence you know we.

have a certain understanding and we can. only unlock so much but who knows what. level you know whatever else out there's. at and maybe it's like he let's here. let's teach them how to make how to make. a you know be able to talk to each other. uh let's teach them how to do this maybe. for to study you never know could be I. would um guess that we're figuring that. out on our own but that they if I was an. alien life for I would watch us and I. would say let's just make sure they. don't [ __ ] anything up like they seem to.

be on a path the path is technological. progression everything keeps getting. better and faster and computers and. electric cars and airplanes are faster. and everything's far better and. computers is far more power at a certain. point in. time I bet every civilization goes. through that if they get to be if aliens. are real if they really get to be super. sophisticated where they can travel. through the cosmos I bet they all get to. that point where they're learning how to. be civilized at the same time they're.

learning insane technology and then the. people that get access to that insane. technology are still barbaric and they. still want to use it to [ __ ] nuke. countries and [ __ ] like there's there. probably a balancing act there that gets. achieved by every civilization and it's. probably pretty precarious like right. now like in the state where we're at now. it might probably like getting close to. the reset pretty precarious like this. could like the Ukraine thing like. they're actually shooting giant metal. pipes at each other boom boom like this.

is actually happening so if I was an. alien life form and I realized that this. is a nuclear superpower that's engaging. in this like I'd be like hold the [ __ ]. on break let me break the kids up hey. hey. relax but also if I was a government I. wanted to lie to people about some [ __ ]. that I had I'd start putting all these. UFO stories out there. that way you could scare the [ __ ] out of. them if they they found out there was an. alien invasion the only way to stop it. was to shut down the internet and and. give the controls of the internet to the.

president where they could limit it to a. certain amount of time during the. day yeah because the aliens can't let. the aliens take over come on I've always. said too like uh you know I don't think. they'll we'll go back to the you know. stayhome mask situation unless it we get. to a point where it' have to be the next. level it couldn't just be an illness it. couldn't be a virus or disease it would. have to actually be you know aliens are. here people know the Playbook now for. that one they don't know the alien.

Playbook so if an alien invasion or a. fake Alien Invasion happens look we know. what happens when people get freaked out. that's the war of the world's it's going. to be the ORS and well or and Wells. thing I mean that's wild like they. announced at the beginning of that. broadcast what it was but a lot of. people doed in in the middle. those [ __ ] thought the aliens. you imagine that like you're just home. and all of a sudden you turn that on I. think people killed.

themselves was there any a suicide that. was attached to the Orson I think we've. gone over this before and I think there. was at least one suicide that someone. was so scared that the Martians were. coming that they killed. themselves oh man bro yeah like that's. what happens when people freak out and. if they freak out over a virus imagine. how they're going to freak out about. aliens and what if they're aliens that. are harvesting human souls or something. [ __ ] demonic and wild like that if. that's the never get my soul you never.

no I'm saying like people are saying. they'll never get my soul exactly. exactly's a PBS article that stay. offline is countered to this story we've. heard for a while they did a little bit. of research on it and it says that not. only did very few people hear the actual. broadcast virtually no one thought it. was real really. but wait a minute why was that like a. cultural narrative for so long I could. for reading the article maybe it's uh. who who saying this there's a couple. different researchers who have looked up.

the stuff I don't know just this is what. this article says memory and media have. an incredibly complex relationship well. that is. true could be based may maybe because. some headlines were posted that just. said that then that's what everyone took. right which they definitely did a lot. well that's re for madness they. definitely did a lot of that back then. Madness lied about a lot of [ __ ] back. then also whoever maybe the news. newspaper and the radio station were in. cahoots yeah that's true right and even. today to this day they use. sensationalist headlines so they maybe.

they did that like the telling people. that everybody believed it and and then. and then the story spread that kind of. makes sense this says from surveys done. immediately after the. program the problem with that is I. didn't believe it at all I'm too smart. for that [ __ ] radio you know so. there's probably a bunch of people that. got duped but putting putting stuff out. there like that back then do you think. people were more likely to believe it. back then because it was so like oh. shoot yeah they didn't have the internet. or they didn't have Twitter they. couldn't just go what the [ __ ] is this. and someone go actually we checked this.

is what it is and now you know you know. back then you have no idea there was. like what are you going to say you you. read the newspaper the newspaper is the. truth that's it it's all you get so they. could that's why everybody was so scared. of weed because William Randolph Hurst. conspired with Harry anslinger to make. marijuana demonized and put it in the. newspapers yeah the insanity what did. they say it makes you do made you do for. madness it's amazingly stupid movie.

these guys smoking pot just [ __ ]. throwing people out of. Windows yeah that's closer to blow yeah. yeah or angel dust something PCP. something else yeah something else will. make you do that but weed nah not so. much but listen brother uh I'm glad we. got to do this let's do it again I'm. glad you're at the club I'm [ __ ]. super pumped to have you there this. weekend um two shows tonight and. tomorrow night are you doing Sunday as. well the whole weekend the whole weekend. the whole [ __ ] weekend beautiful all. right man man glad we did this this this.

is awesome I've been I'm like come on. how come I haven't done this show sooner. I love conspiracy theories and talking. about drugs and comedy this is this is. awesome do it again brother let's do it. again finally got to do it yes me too. thank you very much thank you all right. bye everybody. [Applause]. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].