Joe Rogan Experience #2000 - Duncan Trussell
[Music]. by night. I meow meow hi ruff ruff. um I'm so excited to be here with you. today. this is our first podcast coming out as. our true selves we're furry yeah we've. been holding it in Forever This is my. true identity uh and you know what it's.
just eats me alive to not tell how we. met at a furry con. [Laughter]. well we didn't know that we met there. remember well yeah I didn't know who you. were for a long time yeah we didn't know. I'm like oh my God you're meow meow dude. it blew my mind I mean to me that is. proof for an assimilation. um because what are the odds. odd they're not good. what are the odds man the odds are also. not good that I'm gonna keep this. [ __ ] helmet on oh my gosh I'm.
sweating not good for me I'm not keeping. this on dude I can barely breathe how do. they do it I don't know they [ __ ] with. these things on how do you [ __ ] with. this on I hear Heroes. total respect for furries respect for. the furry community look I got the feet. on and everything it's like Bikram. [ __ ]. yeah it's very hot in here if you can. [ __ ] with this on you're an American. hero yeah that's how I feel.
David Goggins needs to put on one of. these things and [ __ ] for an hour he. should yeah you think you're so cool. running for A Thousand Miles how about. [ __ ] for four and a half minutes with. this one. I can't [ __ ] for four and a half minutes. without it on but this is like sprinting. uphill this is. really brutal and just thinking about. padding around a Ramada in one of these. things I get it. Orlando. I get it when I put it on I get it I.
know why they do it. I don't know why all of them do it wait. why do you think they do it I think they. do it because it offers you an anonymity. that is impossible any other way right. and it turns you into a your image the. visual that people get of you is this. adorable cute mascot right everybody. loves a mascot the mascot is literally. there to pump everybody up and yay and. they don't talk and everybody loves them.
yeah right people at Disneyland same. thing wait they don't talk no. they don't talk like if you meet goofy. goofy doesn't say jack [ __ ] to you. we went to Goofy's Kitchen goofy doesn't. talk. yeah it's like I can't I can't do it oh. my God. oh it's so hard to breathe it's so hard. to breathe horrible how about those. [ __ ] people that work at Disneyland. they wear these things and they walk. around in the heat in the summer.
respect to them dude those Disneyland. like the people who do this at. Disneyland Heroes they party I heard I. heard it's like insane when they get off. work like they [ __ ] party first of. all it's not even their fault their. brains have been cooked all day do you. know what kind of effect that must have. oh my God cognitive function dude like. while we're bitching because they made. us wear masks on planes they're coming. around in a hot box I bet they made them. wear a mask under their stupid mask. guarantee it I bet they guarantee it.
everything. dorks you had a mask up in your in your. goofy outfit. good outfits though these are dope dude. these are incredible and it's kind of. sad that we can't we're [ __ ] of all. the uh of all the costumes we've worn. yeah this I think this is the least time. we've spent yeah even the hoods but I. was like almost like hyperventilating in. there dude I was panicking.
you can see this awful wall yeah it's. terrible but I do don't you get it. though if you were like a very. tortured socially awkward person your. life has just been a mess but you are. for whatever reason attracted sexually. to the idea of it or maybe not even. actually maybe just attracted the idea. of it but then you do it and you just. you get to be not just innocuous not.
just like someone that doesn't get like. somebody gets picked on not just not. that but instead attractive you're this. adorable thing you're adorable like hey. and people want they come up to you with. a different energy dude I've seen some. really hot furry porn like I've seen. some incredible furry people what's the. worst furry Point have you ever seen. something like God you guys aren't even. trying I those those are still shots. usually like weird Polaroids and stuff. of like like so and generally those are. like solo furries who are banging a.
stuffed animal like. [Music]. that sucks that's not cool that's not. cool but so they do they put a. flashlight in a stuffed animal no. they're not that advanced they. leave their crusted jizz on it as some. work of achievement or something really. bad oh really bad human beings are so. weird in so many ways yes in so many.
ways but it's like it's so funny it's. like media like Norman Rockwell. paintings there's this like image of us. that we are when we're at our best the. family dinner table in a 1980s movie. yeah yeah you know that's us we're we're. at our best everyone's getting along. how's school going Junior yeah Junior's. doing great. but the reality is like there's no. license to get a person you don't have a. license to become pregnant you don't you. don't have to go through any.
qualification processes it's literally. the most important thing for the future. of the human race yeah that the people. who have children and raise those. children are capable of doing it you're. capable of raising a well-adjusted. person yeah like any person growing up. as a a human being today baby to. grown-up like you're born today and. you've got to become a grown-up in this. [ __ ] Wacky World yeah good luck being.
normal oh my God this is having kids. right now and like just having like a a. a a vague understanding of kurzweil's. predictions for the singularity yeah and. just like considering like you know with. with my kid I I will tell him like with. the car I'm like you know probably when. you're old enough to drive they won't. have steering wheels anymore you're. probably not going to be driving the way.
I do because definitely don't you think. like by if they can just prove see this. this Meat Heads like me that'll be like. [ __ ] that bro I want to drive my own. [ __ ] car yeah but if they can. eliminate all deaths you're gonna have. to take cars like that to a track. you're gonna have to do you're gonna. have to take the cars that I enjoy. you're gonna have to take them to a. track and drive them around they're. gonna be rides it's not going to be your. transportation you don't think in 10. years that it's going to it's very. possible very possible it'll be it'll be.
a Civ like a a rule fight like there'll. be some dispute about whether or not. people accept that. that's it's going to be a freedom issue. with a lot of folks it is a freedom. issue it is it well it certainly is if. you have a totalitarian government. because there's only one way that a car. can drive itself autonomously it has to. be connected to like insane technology. that allows all sorts of things like. like what a Tesla does like you get.
updates online on your Tesla they just. send you an update sure they fix things. they make things better they make the. the auto driving feature better. if that's the case like if somebody just. decides to shut your car off yeah you're. not allowed to drive Duncan we don't. like your views on coveted vaccines no. yeah saw your tweets yeah I don't I. don't like the way you think about the. world and life and love yeah you're. confusing people yeah you didn't jog. today you don't think exactly the way I. want you to think so we're gonna steer.
you and everybody who's paying attention. in the same direction and the. everybody's paying attention part is. huge. because there's more self-policing than. there is policing there's more people. that get scared of not going along with. narratives and there are than there are. people enforcing them you know what. that's called cops in the head that's a. name for cops in the head it's like this. is when I was in college there I don't. remember what the who who like came up. with it but basically they're studying. like neighborhoods. that had like huge police presences you.
know like bad areas like hyper low. income areas that like just like that. that. um well you could do the math and like. so basically the cops realized like they. didn't have to patrol anymore after a. certain amount of time because people. assimilate the police stay inside of. them and just like you're saying now. you're policing yourself yeah and that. is the ultimate when you think about. like trying to save money when you think.
about controlling populations or when. you think about like you know the huge. problem of um. of like Empire is like once you spread. out too far it's incredibly expensive to. keep everything supplied and everything. in control and to keep your like. commanders doing what you say and so you. know the best thing for an Empire is for. people to not even know that they're. there but to be like following the. general prescription of the emperor you. know you know that's the ultimate Empire.
you don't don't put up statues of. yourself right don't like put your. [ __ ] face on the coin what you want. to do is get your philosophy into the. brain of the people that you have I. think the problem today is that there's. there's so many more interesting. narratives in the official narrative. there's like it used to be that you had. a president that would stand up and talk. to people and you know he would give. these speeches that everyone would.
listen to yeah and that's Eisenhower at. the end of his terms when he's saying. he's warning America about the. military-industrial complex that's so. crazy there's a machines warning us. you know that there's a machine that. wants to go to war yeah and you have to. be very careful of that he's warning us. about that and this is like you could. tell the next president to not ever say. that and everybody else sort of steps in. line so you tell the next president. don't talk about that you talk about the.
conflicts overseas you talk about the. the desire to spread democracy yeah and. that you talk about these people that. are a threat to everyone because they. have weapons of mass destruction like. you you gotta follow a very very very. specific narrative right and that's all. we had forever yeah forever and so there. was all these people that would have. cocktail parties and they would meet at. coffee shops yeah and then go do you. know what's really going on right. because this is what I think I think the. CIA is giving people LSD like what what. the [ __ ] are you talking about yeah you. know those meetings were people in South.
Central. we're like I think the government's. bringing drugs in here and everybody's. like no [ __ ] way yeah no way they. wouldn't do that right they wouldn't do. that. who were I mean look let's let's pretend. you're a really good guy and you're a. government agent right you're the best. you want nothing but freedom in America. and spread democracy around the globe. but Congress won't approve uh funding. some Rebels and uh there's the only one.
way you got to get this guy out of. office right this guy's not playing ball. he's not with the agenda he's a terrible. dictator yeah we got to get rid of him. and we need to fund this we need to fund. these Rebels so we're just gonna sell. some drugs so crazy. but if you think about the fact that if. you if you're in the DEA or if you're in. the CIA or the FBI or any any like major. Intel. organization. they know the futility of the amount of. drugs that are being brought into this.
country and there's a reason why because. there's a demand in this country right. you're not going to change it you're not. going to change it and you see all these. [ __ ] scumbags making billions yeah. and you're like well why don't I make. some [ __ ] money right why don't we. make some [ __ ] money and do some good. with it right. sure that's the Oliver North Story. dude here's the perfect business model. you create a situation where you are. selling drugs to people and then. arresting them and taking your drugs.
back plus all their stuff. and reselling the drugs rinse and repeat. and you know who to arrest because. you're selling it you're selling it to. the nearest call your friend. and you just keep it's basically like. throwing out fishing nets man you just. throw out the Nets let them sell the. drugs long enough to get a [ __ ] ton of. money some nice cars pull the Nets back. in you got the drugs you got the cars. you got the money it's an incredible and. also the you know.
I'm sometimes suspicious regarding like. the idea that they incinerate the drugs. that they. why would they someone coming along oh. we got that we'll take care yeah we'll. take one incinerator. some [ __ ] guys look like they just. got out of the Naval Academy you know. like we got it yeah we got it no problem. yeah and they [ __ ] scored that off to. some special boat yeah and there's a. precedent for this I mean this isn't. conspiracy like that was proven that. like this [ __ ] is remember that CIA.
plane that crashed with all the cocaine. yeah tons. it was over it was overweight that's why. it crashed because it had so much coke. greed took them down I think it had. something crazy like a thousand pounds. of Coke. that is so much coke I can't even. imagine how much coke that is how much. was it how many pounds was it 3.3 tons. oh my God 3.3 how much does an elephant. weigh. how many elephants were the coke is that.
oh dude that's crazy that's CIA Coke too. you know that's not bad coke that's like. like something incredible oh my God it's. pure pure rock flake. the stuff that Eric Clapton used to get. Jesus Christ just makes your entire body. go numb. I don't like Coke though but look at all. the coke that he had oh my God that's. insane. oh my God that is [ __ ] crazy.
look at that I can't get this [ __ ]. yeah it happened to me in the five. seconds I had on too it's a bunch of. little hairs holy [ __ ] man. you wanna napkin or something no I'm all. right how many bags of that do you think. it consumed it like an average Coachella. how many bags of the did Joey Diaz do. during his prime that's what I want to. know. that might be like Joey Diaz's cocaine. career right there. oh man that'd be so cool if there was a.
way to look at all the drugs you've done. like if you could like if you know have. them laid out in front of you over the. course of a lifetime oh my God you'd be. terrified it would be a room it would be. exciting the amount of weed oh dear the. volume just the sheer volume booze oh. just think all of them just oh just. [ __ ] piles Academy. wow and if you go do a chart to the size. of your room versus the bad decisions. you've made in your life I bet you would.
find some correlations yes that's for. sure 100 absolutely man yeah you do you. do have to I mean there's just no way. around it this is why I think karma is a. wonderful and perfect way to articulate. this which is just like where you're at. everything around you that's your karma. like that's you this is your karma and. then I love that because it keeps me. from like going victim you know and I. let you look around at everything you're. like. whatever it is good you did that for.
yourself bad. and you just have to deal with it but. you know there's but not necessarily. right babies get shot in drive-bys well. yeah okay yes the baby thing I mean I I. I've there's some like theoretical. there's two ways to look at it one. Occam's razor it's the same problem like. Thea's face in trying to explain why. awful things happen to babies you know. what I think what I think karma is an. element.
yeah element of existence but it's not. it's not a rule. it's like they're evil people live to be. a hundred get away with it well for. karma to really work you need. reincarnation that's where the math goes. into the unquantifiable so like so for. karma to really work that I mean it. could work in a very simple mechanistic. way with just one life but the idea is. that there's different types of karma so. there's the karma that's happening right. now this is like. flowering Karma but there's Karma like.
seeds of [ __ ] that you did a while ago. like when all of a sudden like someone. calls you up and is like hey I'm your. son you're like what like yeah I'm your. kid that's that's like that seed has. been in you and then it grows into the. present moment that's and then there's. Karma it's the same idea but from past. lives so that's where it gets really. [ __ ] weird and I guess there's some. like very blurry way you could connect.
that to epigenetics you know what I mean. it's it's like epigenetics is sort of. the the way like you get reincarnation. into biology except it's obviously not. reincarnation it's your ancestors but. it's essentially the same concept except. one is quantifiable the other is. Mystical I wonder if if epigenetics is. if you're if you're imparting. some of your mind some of your thinking.
to a child yeah. would I wonder what effect it would have. at the age you were when you had the. child. yeah I'm sure you know yeah absolutely I. mean yeah like you're Al Pacino's kid is. gonna be amazing amazing he's 82. 82. shooting live rounds incredible into a. 29 year old hottie and people are. [ __ ] mad at him. what do they matter they're mad because.
they think you if you're that old you're. not gonna be able to care for that child. well that's one that's the to me if you. that's the most logical if you are going. to be such an [ __ ] that you want to. that you're you're criticizing Al Pacino. for procreating don't you want more. pacinos he's a great [ __ ] actor and. you know. but but the other one is just like. that's that age Gap is insurmountable. and well I don't think it was his idea. no. yeah I think he he he didn't he have a.
paternity test exclusive this is a real. special coming at this time Al Pacino 83. break silence to celebrate 29 year old. girlfriend's pregnancy after claims he. demanded paternity test because she. Hoodwinked him yeah there it is the. actor revealed his girlfriend Noor. alfala was we're expecting last week. initial reports claimed that Al was not. pleased over the baby but how do we know. you know it's like people say things. like that because look right now is now.
confirmed underneath it says his voiced. his Delight. sources told Daily Mail that wasn't true. which is now confirmed so that means it. wasn't true not true he was they didn't. Hoodwink him. yeah see the way they phrase that that's. weird sources told Daily Mail that. wasn't true which he has now confirmed. but look at the headline look at the. headline [ __ ] [ __ ] this is so. crazy they're basically saying this is. not true so he's delighted to have a.
baby with his girlfriend yeah and so. people made up this story and we read it. because it's the headline why not just. be like Al Pacino chopped his kid into. bits and then underneath say he didn't. chop his kid in a bit look he's walking. around he's smiling he's like very. special yeah listen man them anti-aging. doctors get them on the happy sauce who. knows yeah man look at that he's wearing. comfortable shoes it's [ __ ] cool look. at that I would wear those shoes sold. men's shoes.
wow look at him looks fine he looks. going for walks. how old is he. hey who's who's that with him. no that's that other actor guy isn't it. no. it looks like he looks like Andy Garcia. a little bit yes that's what I was gonna. say you sure no it's probably his friend. yeah okay. dude things to do in Denver when you're. dead underrated movie. Garcia and I never saw that it was like. their version it was like when Pulp.
Fiction had just come out and everybody. wanted everything to be [ __ ] cool. okay and things became cool yeah you. know yeah I remember that cool that's. got to be cool for Tarantino to like. watch his Echo watch his [ __ ] Echo out. like to watch it shape culture that's so. badass that you could do that amazing. he's very important he's very important. because he's grandfathered in like his. movies are [ __ ] bananas yeah like. once upon a time in Hollywood was. [ __ ] crazy and he's grandfathered in.
in a way like you know what a Tarantino. movie is right have you seen Kill Bill. have you seen Inglorious Bastards have. you seen these movies yeah then shut the. [ __ ] up because you know what you're in. for right whereas I think if you were a. young director and that was like your. first film people would go the you know. the the violence was so unnecessary it. was so egregious it was so you know like. the language the way they taught people. would find criticism in it I think. yeah you you see in interviews he is.
like so frustrated with the like endless. question he gets from hack reporters who. are like violence what about the. violence like he just is done with that. it must be I mean it's so annoying to. get that same question over to make. great movies what like when did. journalism turn into scolding because it. wasn't all it wasn't the idea like you. asked people questions yeah but there. isn't a moral twist to it or am I.
imagining it no you're not imagining it. well Barbara Walters used to do it a. little bit you know there was like she. was kind of famous for being a tough. interview you know she'd interview. people and ask him like uncomfortable. questions but it's like when it's got. that it's not even like they're asking. you questions about [ __ ] you lied about. right they're making a moral judgment on. you they're essentially saying why are. you a bad person right why are you. making movies that show horrible things. yeah you're contributing to this. horrible culture we have which is not. true. that doesn't really work like though.
that correlation doesn't work because. when you look at some countries like. I think it's is it Japan that is a very. high rate of they they play a lot of. violent video games but they have way. less violence oh yeah right is that it. did I read that like they've tried to. make correlations between violent video. games and actual violence that is so. dumb and some people think that it might. actually have the opposite effect that. it's there is a potential in some humans.
that they play those violent video games. and they would get out any kind of wild. crazy Instinct that they might have like. just I want you to imagine if that much. if epigenetics are real yes if you're. really. there's a certain amount of us they're. imparting memories of being in war to. other kids yeah and this this is going. into your baby and the mindset is going. into your baby yeah and. it seems like that's an inescapable.
reality if there's a thing like a video. game that lets them Express that part of. their brain without actually having a. desire to do it yeah no judgments but it. almost makes sense that it would work to. actually stop violence so yeah so the. idea is like what is promoting violence. and my my answer to that is like being a. human. poverty. you know putting someone through a.
terrible life yeah forcing someone into. bad situations that's that's what. creates all of it and until we it's like. very weird the way we address the. problem of violence because we only look. at it in terms of the action itself. we don't want to go all the way back to. the source we don't want to go back and. try to fix the source well. there's a big problem that happens when. you start doing that is instead of being. able to. transform violent people into.
one-dimensional sociopathic creatures. suddenly you like get back far enough. and they're I don't know watching their. mom and dad OD on heroin yeah or their. you know whatever it is and again not to. say we don't need prisons and Justice. and all that but when you realize oh. yeah you're just looking at like a. misplaced defense mechanism that this. human had to learn because of whatever. they [ __ ] came out of now I'm not.
saying it's all sociopaths had horrific. experiences I just looking at my own. shitty defense mechanisms and then like. going in therapy and connecting them to. the Past it's easy to see where like the. aspects of my personality that are not. conducive to Harmony came from yeah it's. just that you know you're the kids are. [ __ ] so tough they have to adapt yeah. kids adopt and they develop these weird. defense mechanisms and then add to that. the epigenet a component and then that.
what the United States has been at War. 93 percent of its history yeah so now. you're just looking at like some like. insane number of people that are. transmitting memories of being at War. yeah you know their children and you. know that was my theory about why. history was so barbaric but if you go. far back enough the pyramids. so like what happened between then and. then and like say the Mongols what. happened what what was the what was the.
transition. why did people get so barbaric I think. they're the people that survived the. impact right I think when the younger. driest impact happened if it happened 11. 000 800 years ago they believe. I think the people that survived that. were [ __ ] monsters because they had. to be right I bet there was I bet it was. a total breakdown of any civilization. that's why civilization doesn't really. pop up again for six thousand years yeah.
I think for thousands of years we were. monsters dude. it's so funny. that we that on our planet are all of. these Mega structures that we just are. like I don't really know it's just that. always blows my mind that like all over. the planet yeah signs did you see that. one I posted on Instagram no oh my God. this is [ __ ] insane what is it um. oh [ __ ].
what where did I leave my phone you've. got there's a phone right there where oh. well it was hidden by my mic sorry I'll. I'm gonna send it to Jamie right now. because you got it yeah so. check this out give me some volume on. this. Central Jarvis Lush kedu planes in. pursuit of this mythical peak near the. little settlement of borough they. chopped and burned the Strangling. vegetation for six weeks and removed. tons of volcanic ash what they. discovered were marvelous figures cut in.
stone thousands of them hidden beneath. the volcanic jungle but believed to have. been built in the 8th and 9th century. the barobada temple is an uncontested. Marvel whose intricate architecture. continues to confound Scholars despite. being one of the most important sites on. Java there is no written record of who. erected it or what its intended purpose. was. because there are no inscriptions or. dates on the monument historians must. make educated guesses as to when it was. most likely created the dating estimates. are based purely off of architectural. comparisons found elsewhere in Indonesia.
given the magnitude of the construction. it appears remarkable that no ruler or. Dynasty took credit for it barobada is. the world's biggest Buddhist temple and. yet nobody knows who built it wow on the. Indonesian that's cool yeah Jamie I'm. sending you another one right now. I mean there's a bunch of these things. there's a bunch of things like that they. they're just like uh-huh so who made. this okay what are your thoughts on. mudflood. what's mud flood mud flood Theory oh the.
the I think that goes along with the. younger driver's impact yeah but much. check this out though real quick I want. you to watch this because this is. [ __ ] bananas same account set out to. empty ponds the residents said were. bottomless the long UK is located in the. village of shin Beijing in jejang. Province China are a massive and. Majestic ancient underground world. the Longview caves also known as the. xiaonan high stone Chambers are thought. to date back to at least 2 000 years and. represent one of the largest underground. explanations of ancient times as well as. an ongoing mystery that has confounded.
scientists from every discipline that. has researched them scientists from. archeology architecture engineering and. geology around the world have no. understanding who or why the long uks. were carved into the Earth. currently 24 hand-carved caves. encompassing a staggering 30 000 square. meters have been found so far is carved. into solid siltstone and descends. roughly 30 meters down with stone rooms. Bridges gutters and ponds the long uks. are supported by pillars that are evenly. dispersed throughout the caves and the.
walls ceiling and stone columns are. uniformly decorated with chisel marks in. a pattern of parallel lines and ornate. designs. despite their magnitude and the work. required to build them no indication of. their construction or even their. existence has been discovered in. archival sources. despite the fact that the whole. excavation involved about a million. cubic meters of stone there is no. archaeological evidence explaining where. that amount of stone went nor is there. evidence of the work being done damn. furthermore there isn't a single. historical source that mentions them. which is extremely remarkable given the.
scope of the undertaking. despite Decades of analysis the long. UK's mystery remains essentially. unsolved. what the [ __ ] dude you know when people. like bash Hancock. or try to dismiss it or debunk it. it's so frustrating to me because the. the like first of all. no like. nobody builds something that big.
underground just for fun like you know. what I mean there's a I like I think we. burrowed in we had to like whatever. happened or maybe something happened and. then. we were so scared it would happen again. we created that's like an ancient. Survival show well they have them in. Turkey as well there's these giant under. is that where it was where uh Randall. told dude those are crazy those are. crazy with like air ducts yeah yeah just. insane and it's like you don't do that.
unless you have to right you don't. burrow like a human ant hi ant nest yeah. these things like the amount of. resources it took to do what these. people did these are huge Chambers. carved into stone. we think that the sky was like [ __ ]. raining lightning at one point yeah. pole shift. I mean to me they're really eerie thing.
about all of this is the information Gap. it's that we have this massive like the. hard drive has been like fragmented from. what like we just don't know but thank. God they made everything out of stone. the thing about it is whatever their. technology was. that existed to make the pyramids it was. different. we make everything out of metal and. glass and that shit's not going to be. here in 10 000 years it's just not going.
to be here it'll all get destroyed by. just Mother Nature it'll just eventually. get like I think they've done like. analysis of like how much of a city will. be around after 500 years agency and. after a thousand years well Detroit is a. great example if you see what happens in. Detroit yeah houses are just getting. taken over by trees yeah trees go. through the roof they grow through the. floor they're literally devouring the. homes the homes that are abandoned are. getting eaten by trees so cool it's very.
cool but it shows you it didn't take I. mean Nature has a long lifespan it. doesn't yeah [ __ ] if it takes 100 years. to reclaim a house right to take a house. or back just get the roots of the tree. to start busting through everything's. rained on the woods soggy just breaks. apart it eats everything eats everything. assimilates everything the you know. there's like this humans have the this. interesting like temporal blindness like. the the way that we the way time passes.
for US produces the illusion of solidity. and so that makes that confuses people. because they think that there's. permanence here when if we could just. see if we lived longer and we could see. time faster. we would feel like we were in some kind. of like ocean of like undulating matter. with these voids in it that we hang out. in like little bubbles in the ocean. that's what we build our houses and we. wouldn't look at this place as solid we. wouldn't think of it as like permanent.
this is why everyone was so like [ __ ]. up by the pandemic is because you know. you watch enough TV you buy into the. permanence of civilization suddenly. civilization like has a little little. Rumble like a little rat like a house. that needs some kind of serious repair. it shifts on its it shifts a little bit. Yeah and and everyone was like reminded. yeah this this doesn't last any more. than any of that [ __ ] lasted and I think. that's very disturbing for people who've. really anchored themselves in some.
notion of permanence here yeah it freaks. people out well I think that was a great. ad for psilocybin. yes. psilocybin that's what that was that was. an awesome ad for soul Simon oh zempic. now has psilocybin in it which is that's. better that's better you realize why. you're fat. [Laughter]. it'll show you every anything it'll show.
you all the wires you need it the. whole thing like this this. is one of the really funny things about. humans we are capable of ignoring. internal realities like we can. somehow distract ourselves from the. obvious cause of our suffering and. equate it with a million other things. than just what it actually is like dude. I got so fat during the pandemic fatter. than I've ever been it wasn't a mystery.
to me right like I knew why I was fat. but like it is curious that like you. there's a way that you can just kind of. like ignore that or like when I was. drinking too much. you can ignore yeah that you're waking. up with like a low level flu every. morning like you can somehow ignore it's. so interesting and it's common well yes. people do it especially because it's so. fun to party. it's so fun when they're out there. partying and getting lit it's a good.
time it is a great it is outside of the. way it makes you feel the next day I. mean what a wonderful hi I think it what. sucks about alcohol is a drug is that. it's depressing it's a depressant and if. you just do like one drink and practice. mindfulness with that and watch you. realize like this is like this sucks. like it it goes away real quick it lasts. I don't know 45 minutes an hour then you. want to go back up right but your liver. can't process it enough and that's where.
the hangover comes from is it's like. well it's also dehydration dehydration. glutathione you can you can mitigate. some of that with glutathione I saw that. I saw that on Twitter yeah. um liposomal glutathione I think is the. best that's some stuff you squirt under. your tongue and you like hold there and. it gets into your bloodstream better but. IV is the best if you can get an IV. glutathione that's the best dude if. you're drinking so much that you're. getting IVs like yeah I think about that. or if you want to continue having a good.
time but you want to take care of your. body get an IV you know what I listen I. sound like a prude I don't care if. you're if people out there don't sound. like a prude you sound like Duncan. Trussell right now this is who you are. right now this is where you are honestly. in your life and at other points in your. life you've been different right that's. normal. Incarnation yeah and that's why when you. see someone who makes a turn for the. best like you see good things happen to. them and they get the sparkle in their. eye and they're excited yeah you get. excited too it's fun it's great right.
because it it isn't great if you're. always like that it's really great if. you figure it out it's like if your life. has been kind of [ __ ] and then you. went what am I doing right and then. pieced it back together again then. you're thankful every day right then. you're appreciative every day yeah it's. like those negative things are actually. can be positive absolutely dude this is. another like this is the other thing. like. we will we focus on half of what's.
really happening like people focus on. the light and what's good and when. things are going right for them. completely ignoring the fact that like. in general when shit's going bad. like that's the stuff that's made you. interesting like down the road that's. what the stories are told about that's. like what the jokes are written about. not the good times like the the bad. times that's the that's the fertilizer. man yeah there's a saying no mud no. Lotus you ever heard that before no I.
like that though and the two are. completely connected like especially if. you zoom out of time yeah and you'll. realize you're growing out of your worst. moment hopefully for the better yeah and. the worst moment actually made you. smarter it made you like appreciate life. more it made you like less like dude. once I got my ball cut off that was a. [ __ ] game changer dude because like. you just. you just learn how to be in the present. moment like you can't get off you you.
you you like your illusion of. immortality is destroyed yeah and you. need that like it's really not good if. you think you're gonna live forever I. think that's one of the good things. about jiu jitsu. do you almost get close to death. oh yeah all the time. yeah you know and you're so exhausted. that you it's easier to live in the. moment you're so less anxious right I. mean I know I'm [ __ ] beating a dead. horse but I think people need physical.
struggle that not just even exercise I. think you need exercise but you need you. need you need to exercise it's rigorous. right you know and if you can only do. walks that's cool do that it's. definitely better than not doing that. walks are great look at Al Pacino it. looked great out there I bet he's got a. trainer oh look right. it helps your anxiety it helps it helps. what you think in a big way and I'm. thinking about it right now because I. hurt my back a couple days ago like. actually it's about a week now uh dead.
lifting shouldn't have done it [ __ ] you. up stupid stupid. um and um it's not bad but it's annoying. and it it's waking me up to this like. reality of what happens when you don't. work out for a few days because I. haven't really been able to work out and. I just started doing some stuff I found. out I can do some stuff I just got to be. careful because I don't want to. re-aggravate it you know because I don't. want to take longer than it so two days. in a row it didn't work out which is. really rare for me and then also I'm.
like I don't feel good like I feel like. oh yeah I feel like shitty I feel off. yeah you know like even the sun's not. like Peppa me up I go outside stare at. the sun it's a beautiful day yeah it's. beautiful beautiful clouds in the sky. I'm like yeah. and I'm like oh you little [ __ ] you. have to work out you can't work out all. right oh my God so now this is how. imagine that times like 20 years for. some people of eating shitty too never. even eating good right and then not. working out right and that's most people.
and so you're like normal reality yeah. is this like you're you're in a kind of. decayed building you haven't been it's. like walking the dog you know what I. mean like if you don't take your dog for. walks what happens to the dog gets. nervous gets weird right gets depressed. your body is your dog right you know so. it's gonna do the same thing it just. gets all freaked out my dog needs. exercise he loves it he loves it I pick. up that [ __ ] ball I have a ball. thrower one of them it's like a yeah.
like a adoladl looking thing with a ball. in the end of it so you can really Chuck. it he gets so pumped it's a great dog. man oh dude I got the ball he's like no. way I go it's right here he's like no. we're gonna change the ball Mike [ __ ]. yeah so I get them all hyped up first I. get I get excited I go oh here we go. here we go he loves it dude my [ __ ]. poodle loves to get the ball will not. bring it back you gotta try him do that. oh yeah I've tried retrievers they do it.
instantly yeah they Marshall did it in. them Marshall did it like from the time. he was a little bitty bitty puppy I'd. throw something for me grab it and bring. it right back he didn't want to let it. go he wanted to bring it back but if you. say come on drop it drop it drop it hey. come on dude come on dude he'll drop it. drop it but then he's looking at you. like he's smiling he wants to play a. little tug of war so I'll play a little. tug of war with that he's so playful. dude that is definitely the coolest dog. I've ever met like that is amazing a. mystical creature you feel like you're. being visited by some kind of like magic.
dog dude so happy he's so happy and when. I watch TV he just hops up and Cuddles. he just wants to cuddle with me when I. watch TV yeah like that's what he does. he used to be a wolf yeah show the. there's a photo on his Instagram the. most recent photo. that we put up like this this is uh me. watching TV and homeboy just like hops. up to hang out with me that's what he. does. so sweet he hops up and he cuddles with.
you he wants to cuddle. he's just all love everybody you come. over the house like you never met him. before he's like you're my favorite. person you see this this is the gonna be. the aliens posing with us in about 50. years I hope I don't have to wear a. collar I'll be a good boy I won't run. into traffic you're gonna have to prove. yourself first I used to love to take. him with no leash when I lived in. California because I take him in the. canyons and we'd run around. but unfortunately that's a little more. problematic where I live but I think.
dogs they need something man they need. exercise they need love they need. they're like a little. the little version of you in some. strange way yep you know their. reflection of the owner do you buy into. the idea that like dogs and their owners. kind of start looking like each other. people always say that I don't think I. look like Marshall he doesn't look like. me but he's the sweetest he does when. you have your. that's the original Marshall that's a. wolf. that's what's crazy that used to be a.
wolf right that someone took the most. ferocious predatory beast of the forest. that operates in packs and they. communicate telepathically and they turn. that thing into this adorable loves. punch dude okay when was the last time. this connects when was the last time you. had One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest oh. it's been a long time okay. I I think I must have read it when I was. in high school and just didn't pay. attention.
it's completely different from the movie. like 100 different or maybe I never read. it King keezy he would he was like can. you wrote it yeah oh no wow so it's so. psychedelic the book is so psychedelic. but you know like the. the idea is that the care the character. McMurphy Jack Nicholson's character and. again this is my own analysis I don't. know what the actual like literary. analysis of it is he represents an.
undomesticated human and the people in. the ward are humans that couldn't. function and what he says he calls. Society the combine they couldn't. function in the combine so they're being. brought into the asylums to get like. re-domesticated just so they could. function in the combine and he. represents like an undomesticated human. who enters into like a conditioning. Center designed to melt people back down. build them back up and send them out. into the world and be good functioning.
domesticated humans it's so good it's so. subversive dude it's such a brilliant. like it's so funny how different the. movie is from it like like nurse ratchet. and again because the narrator is chief. that native the big Native American dude. who's in the movie that's the narrator. of the book it's being told from his. perspective. [Music]. so you don't know like how much of what. he's reporting is real and how much is. like he's in a mental Asylum right oh my.
God that's amazing so good but according. to him nurse ratchet can control time. she. she'll speed up time so that like a year. goes by in a day or slow down time so. that like like a second lasts like 10. years and that's how that's just one of. the many ways that there she's basically. torturing the people in the ward oh my. God constantly giving them drugs tying.
them to their beds and and always this. threat. this like threat is hovering which is if. you [ __ ] up too much. if you get too angry at nurse ratchet. who is a monster essentially the way he. describes it it's the demiur just the. Antichrist then you know what happens. they're gonna [ __ ] give you a. lobotomy don't cut out your brain turn. it into a zombie and you know they. really did that yeah they really did. that they really did that they really. did that I had a professor in college.
who used to work at an asylum and was. the weirdest dude ever it was an awful. class on like Psychiatry and. he was kind of talking glowingly about. lobotomies and like someone asked him. like I mean what happened to the person. and he goes they became a very good. patient. oh my God totally was fine with the fact. that they were like sticking. Chopsticks and people's you like brains. severing the brain dude with a hammer.
wearing that weird outfit why are they. dressed like that no they did a lot of. those. he did it this guy this doctor is. credited with the majority of them so. are they holding this guy down while. they're doing this or is he anesthetized. I don't know I don't see anything I see. a strap I see straps and I see people. holding his arms. Jesus Christ you know how [ __ ]. terrifying that must be to feel that Rod. going into your brain yeah knowing. they're going to turn you into a.
vegetable yeah. electroshock. dude do you remember that guy that was. running for vice president who had to. admit that he went through electroshock. therapy no yes it was during. the McGovern. um Nixon campaign Eagleton. it was McGovern's campaign right. McGovern was like one of the last hopes. he was one of the last like truly.
rational what you really want out of. someone that you consider a liberal. someone who's a compassionate strong. person who. people thought that you know he could. win they thought that he could win yeah. and it says not 72 over two weeks after. the 1972 Democratic Convention Eagleton. admitted the truth. of news reports that he had received. electroshock therapy for clinical.
depression during the 1960s but govern. initially said he would back Eagleton. a hundred percent a thousand percent. rather anybody didn't he eventually had. to let him go and it was too late wait. that's what took him out was they that's. who took him out wow yeah. electronic therapy for depression just. for depression don't people say awarded. if you had depression today. today in this victimhood Society right. if you said this vice president he. suffered from clinical depression but he. sought help he would be a shining.
example. look at him yeah he's like us he was. clinically depressed he got over it he's. a hero yeah and then people would be. fine with it yeah back then back then it. was a giant sign of weakness. and they they would shock your brain. with I think it works whoa it doesn't. have good results I would rather not. it's like smelling salt have you watched. videos of it because it's like it's not. like they're like vaulting you the whole. time they put these rods on your head.
and you like convulse for a second it's. very disturbing maybe it's like a reset. like control alt delete for your brain. maybe it's like yeah maybe it's much. maybe it's doing like something similar. to what the psychedelics are doing it's. bringing you to a near-death experience. because your body thinks it's being. electrocuted yeah maybe it releases all. those psychedelic chemicals yeah they. think it releases when you're a. near-death experiences did you see that. they think they found the mechanism for. why psilocybin treats depression like. they did some study on rap brains and. had petri dish and they were watching.
the way it interacts with psilocyb and. like blocks yeah this is someone getting. Zapped yeah nice hat for shocking people. you have to wear a hat yeah but you. don't need to have power back her toes. locked up. like she got knocked out that's the. receipt. the oh there's old ones that really show. the whole thing. dude. I wanted to bring something up but I.
kept forgetting no I didn't want to. interrupt your rant um I posted. something I retweeted something the. other day about this boy that was raised. by wolves in India yeah have you ever. seen that no see if you can find that. from a a few days ago I retweeted it. but I want to know if it's true. this felt like I was too lazy to Google. it I was like I'll just breaking up with. a podcast yeah well I just retweeted it. I I um take no responsibility for. retailing it's the best way to fact. check is just tweet something also.
retweets for me are just like hmm I. think this is interesting maybe you will. too right that's what I do it for so. this is it um the wolf child in 1889 uh. wow how do you say that word. region of the Indian Forest there. resided Dina sanichar a feral child of. merely six years old sanichar lived. amidst a wolf pack adapting to their. ways and partaking in their activities. this remarkable case serves as a vivid.
demonstration of the impact of. environmental factors on human behavior. it exemplifies how the availability of. resources the upbringing environment and. the ability to adapt to surroundings. during childhood can shape an. individual's physical and mental. abilities right ultimately. ensuring survival I mean this is kind of. what we've been talking about. yeah totally man look at that kid look. at his face that's crazy I mean this is. probably why you should be very careful. about who your friends are because like.
you you know maybe we look like our dogs. but definitely like in a group of. friends you like warp you will shift. into like something that like harmonizes. with all them so how about girls who. like become boyfriends with serial. killers and they go and kill people. together they pick up girls and kill. them together so crazy people have done. that crazy like that's a real thing. that's happened more than once where a. guy will be a serial killer and he'll. convert his girlfriend to becoming a.
serial killer and they can kill people. together what does that conversation. start off like. the only thing that's not true. the only thing that's not true about. that story is that he wasn't the only. kid there was oh wow he was at least one. of two at that time they found wow there. might have been a couple more wow that's. crazy oh my God. just raised by wolves you know look at. them it's like he got. trained by a wolf it's their reverse. situation like look at that he took up.
the habit of smoking cigarettes. wouldn't you if you're surrounded by. Wolves for your whole childhood I need. to relax. scissors at least. at least did he learn how to talk and. everything no it said you never learned. how to speak wow damn. um this reminds me of that video we. played a few times from uh the dark. white underbelly of those with that. family yeah the boy in sliemann's story. died within five. died a few months after being brought.
back to Human Society whoa couldn't deal. with it. smoked out of the Wolf's Den where did. he get cigarettes no did he is that what. they're saying he said he smoked out of. the wolf then that's kind of weird right. he lived in the Wolf Den they kept him. there. oh look where was it scroll uh wait the. boy and sleman story like the boy who. smoked out of the Wolf's Den. died a few months after being brought. back to Nazis like was smoked out of the. world.
smoke them out like George Bush we're. gonna smoke them out of there I gotcha. he wasn't like number one W said that oh. my God we're gonna smoke them out of. their holes oh my god dude did you see. that weird [ __ ] with Lindsey Graham like. the way he's like we're gonna kill. Russians like it's the creepiest [ __ ]. you ever saw did you see that no I. didn't dude it's so spooky you'll have. to I don't know where I don't know where. I saw it but it's like he's like with. zelinski and he's like started getting a. stomachache dude it's you saying that I.
started getting the stomach the way he. talks about murdering people is really. unnerving. you know where I saw I saw it on Tucker. Carlson's first Twitter episode. did you see that no Tucker Carlson's new. show on Twitter so what is the show. it's just him like doing a monologue. basically it's like a monologue so it's. like his old show it's like his old show. but now he's been like. unmuzzled so it's like Freebase Carlson.
he's like going hard and you know it's. weird it's like these days. I think a sign that you're looking at a. real journalist. is you worry about them you're like. they're gonna kill you you gotta shut up. man like you should they're gonna get. you man what are you doing are you safe. because it gives you that it gives you. that feeling and you know what's really. interesting about it like you know I get. like people uh on the left are furious. with him and just like people on the.
right hate Rachel Maddow or whatever but. yeah he was mocked. for talking about the UFO wreckage stuff. like they people in the comments were. like he's talking about UFOs like it. like he like saw a crop circle and. talked about it not like let's let's. hear it here it is. yes and we will be and the Russians are. down is it the best money we've ever. spent. thank you so much I expect in the coming. days and weeks.
for the Ukrainian counter-offensive to. yield results. and I'm here to tell you. that the last chapter of the battle of. bag moot is yet to be written. I'm here to tell you. that the Russian military. is about to have holy hell Unleashed. upon them. that kind of guy you don't want running. anything. you don't want that guy running a.
[ __ ] Starbucks yeah I don't want he's. he's a that that was creepy just just. the way to talk that way about something. with so much weight on it yeah we ain't. at the point that you're like talking. like he's in a movie you're celebrating. human the human debt like essentially. the human sacrifice of conscripts like. you're celebrating human sacrifice and. and it's Human Sacrifice that we've. written off as being okay Russia gave. him a there's an arrest warrant out for.
him for those comments that he made from. Russia he said my crime was speaking. truth to power God damn I hate that. phrase. that phrase gets [ __ ] thrown around. by a lot of morons you know I mean I. know it's a real phrase and people when. they mean it I get it but my crime was. speaking truth to power that [ __ ]. freaks me out it freaks Hawks are creepy. dude like it's like somehow they've. managed to get to a place. where they can publicly celebrate human.
violent human like the fail just. essentially like if war is a failure of. humanity right like that's so people. like him are celebrating the the death. you're not like it doesn't matter if. you're doing the right thing you s those. are still people it's also the way he's. talking he loves it it just I don't want. anyone who gets to make those choices to. talk like that. says my crime was speaking truth to. power said Graham Russia has illegally.
invaded Ukraine Putin has committed war. crimes on an industrial level and I'm. going to keep talking about it Freedom. allows you to say the things I said we. live in a country where you can. criticize your leaders. well that's kind of true but it's just. what what you said with the magnitude of. the weight of your words it's on the. line and the whole world's listening and. that's what you said yeah the best money. we ever spent like that's a crazy thing. to say the whole thing is and the.
Russians are dying and we're gonna it's. not a [ __ ] football game man exactly. like this isn't a sport exactly like. what you you like just like you can can. you can. clearly from like the micro their times. where you're going to have to use. violence in a society there's times. where someone's losing their mind. swinging a samurai sword in the middle. of the street and or whatever and like. cops have to take them out there's. obviously this is obvious but like to.
then like celebrate that you had to like. kill a lunatic or something yeah is so. dark like why not collect their scalps. Lindsey Graham if you're so into this. [ __ ] why don't we start scalping the. [ __ ] Russians or just cut pieces of. start wearing a a necklace of Russian. fingers you know if you're so into. murdering people and also ignoring the. demographics of the people who are.
getting [ __ ] slaughtered I mean you. can see videos of them being dragged out. of their houses and taken to the middle. of Ukraine to just get thrown into a. [ __ ] blender dude and that's what. he's tap dancing about he's it's crazy. it's crazy it's crazy and that way of. talking that he just did is like it's a. standard politician's way of addressing. a very complex issue they do it with.
like there was a there was a rah-rah. aspect to that we're gonna unleash holy. hell on them Russians pep rally pep. rally pep rally for murdering people. dude yeah because that is a football. thing like saying it like that that's. like we're gonna go [ __ ] kick their. ass it's a team right and but for sure. there is no Financial motivation in what. Lindsey Graham is doing no one would do. that no no all that money is just a. coincidence yeah yeah it's so [ __ ]. dark man like you it's.
really so confusing to me like because I. guess I'm a naive idiot the people like. that even exist well also the they exist. on the left now. that's what's weird. yeah though you mean like because the. the yeah right because the the general. like uh like Lindsey Graham is he a. Democrat or Republican Republican he's a. republican right he's a Republican so. they're all United on this idea of. course he's a republican but they're all. United on this idea that they should.
continue there's no one whether it's a. Republican or a Democrat like the. Democrats are always anti-war always oh. yeah always oh yeah this is the first. time where the Democrats are like. wholesale buying the narrative and we. have to stop Putin we have to support. Ukraine I mean how many Democrat. peaceful people that used to have. syringes. in their Twitter bio now have a Ukraine. flag right yeah you.
if you. articulate just the general common sense. reality that war. we don't want war we don't want war that. we want we don't want anyone to die I. don't want Russians to die or ukrainians. to die we want to elevate our species to. the point where somehow we can get along. with each other without like resorting. to incinerating people and and because.
the message is coming for from Trump. people completely dismiss it but did you. see that interview with him well he said. we I would end the the Ukraine war in a. day right and he said do you not want. Ukraine to win. do you want Russia to win he goes no I. want people to stop dying yeah yeah I. saw that dude it's perfect you're. allowed to say that let's find that. because. they're they're playing gotcha.
on a subject they're doing gotcha. interview real quick you don't have much. time with them so you got to get a. gotcha and they're doing this with a. subject that literally has the fate of. the world. in front of it all right because if if. the nuclear war breaks out yeah because. of all this yeah and these people are. just flippantly. supporting this continued conflict with. no talk at all about some sort of a.
compromise yeah some sort of a. conversation anything or just starting a. conversation just starting one let's. hear what he says if I were president. and I say this I will end that war in. one day it'll take 24 hours. I know zielinski will I know Putin well. I would get that ended in a period you. can break that deal 100 it would be easy. that deal would be easy a lot of it has. to do with the money a lot of it has to. do with the military you know that we're.
giving but I would get that deal done. within 24 hours that war has to be. stopped that war is a disaster final. thought. are you going to win next year cool. socks no that's not a very good chance. that's not the same interview there was. another interview a woman was. interviewing him I believe and she asked. I think it was a woman. uh asked if he wanted Russia to win. it was some weird gotcha interview he.
said I want people to stop dying. yeah this is it that that's the CNN. thing yes yeah. just put it a nice way. if I'm president I will have that War. settled in one day 24 hours. I'll meet with zelinski they both have. weaknesses and they both have strengths. and within 24 hours that war will be. settled it'll be over it'll be. absolutely do you want Ukraine to win. this War uh I don't think in terms of.
winning and losing I think in terms of. getting it settled so we stopped killing. all these people and breaking them. so I I paraphrased it I [ __ ] it up but. that's essentially his answer it's I. think maybe even after that he might. have actually said I want people to stop. dying it's crazy that that's a. controversial statement and it's crazy. that people. can't like because he's saying it right. they invalidate it exactly it's so weird. like that that you know.
like the truth the idea is there's the. truth and and that it doesn't matter. like if it's coming out of like a radio. that has like woven into it like human. skull fragments that Manson owned the. radio it doesn't matter if the radio is. spewing truth that's truth it's truth I. and I always thought that was sort of. the general consensus like among people. who were sane was it's not good to blow.
each other up and I you know I get it's. like okay well then what about when. invasions happen what about when land. grabs happen when some news creepy. imperialism happens or Hitler happens or. whatever what about that but like look. at the [ __ ] letter Gandhi wrote a. letter to Hitler did you ever see that. yeah you know like the idea is like you. just try it's like worth trying like get. people to talk hang out sit down even if.
you can't fail worse than War. right so so so any attempt at like. stopping a war. without. world war three or violence or whatever. it's it's glorious even if it fails even. if it makes you look like a a weak. pathetic piece of [ __ ] long term you're. gonna look great if you were a. peacemaker in the world versus Lindsey. Graham yeah the Lindsey Graham's man. history does not look at them in a kind.
way no they're they're the evil. characters when you watch a YouTube. video on 9 11. it's these people behind the scenes. it's these people that lie about weapons. of mass destruction it's like there's. like a type of person that you see that. gets into office and there's just like. there's this Shameless politician aspect. of them that just gives me the creeps. dude just it gives me the creeps and. anybody talks like that about war.
because it's so consequential. everything's on the line Humanity's on. the line civilizations online the future. of your children's on the line. everything's on the line. until like. make it and boil it down to a raw raw. football pep rally speech is crazy you. know an AI wizard out there who wants to. do some kind of like something that will. probably be very controversial needs to. like put together a montage of the. videos of all the drones blowing up.
Russians. and replace the adults with kids so that. they're you see the children version of. them being blown up you know because. that's the weird thing about it you. there's this once you get to a certain. height. at that point we celebrate you getting. exploded but you know like if kids were. doing this [ __ ] like we would end it. immediately regardless of this is like I.
don't if my kids are squabbling and like. one of them bites the other or something. or like whatever like it doesn't matter. anymore about the fairness or whatever. is happening it's like we gotta you. can't do that stop the violence right. yeah man it's it's that's the thing is. like for to conduct a successful War you. really have to disconnect from the human. reality of who is fighting the wars if. you sound as per goes his name per goes. in the the guy who runs his own like.
Battalion the private contractor who is. like fighting Bach moot that that crazy. guy. I'm not I'm not aware of that basically. there any there was a video that popped. up of like someone getting their head. smashed in with a hammer who would see. that that so it's like these what is who. is that that got his head smashed in he. was somebody who didn't want to fight. anymore that's what it was yeah and to. send the signal out like this is what. happens if you try to run away we'll. just smash your head in oh Jesus Christ. so it's like so he was a fellow Russian.
yes yeah man I mean that's the idea is. like stop just know that the people who. are out there thought it was a training. Mission apparently and if they try to. defect and get out of there whatever. they're probably gonna get killed so. it's not like you're not a Russian guy. that got killed or Ukraine got killed it. was right I thought it was a Russian. dude you're saying and I'm reading about. him do you think he says he recruited. prisoners is there any chance he. I don't know said he recruited this is. the guy that got killed uh porgosian is.
the guy who controlled the troops I. think is he the guy that got killed with. the hammer I don't think so no no the. guy that got killed with the hammer was. just a soldier a soldier what am I. talking about yeah marijuana is just too. strong you know what I saw you go deeper. than this time I didn't do it and so. many of these episodes I forget the. potency of this what you have here. it's so good but yeah man so this guy. ordered people out there and then when.
people said uh hey this isn't a [ __ ]. a training run this is a this is a real. war yeah I don't want to fight in this. war that's what I read I don't know if. that's true they killed that guy with a. hammer the guy seemed like resigned to. his fate. dude it's crazy the the thing is. when you so like the big critique of. Russia that Lindsey Graham has is you. get arrested if you say anything right. yeah meaning if we have prisoners who've. been quote recruited fighting out there.
then the Russia is sending. anti-putin people into a meat grinder to. die so you spoke out against Russia. you've been in a Russian prison you get. recruited and then they just send you. into all of these weapons given to. Ukraine by the Western World you're just. dead it's a death sentence so that's the. you know so when you break it down at. that level suddenly these aren't it's. like these [ __ ] Russians are like let. me go invade the place where my.
mother-in-law lives right you know it's. like it's not like that it's like many. of them are having they have to do it. there's you just there's no way out. unless you want to die so you have to. choose like which way do I want to die I. want to get blown up by some [ __ ]. Ukrainian drone or do I want to get my. head smashed in or just YouTube on. YouTube yeah it's really [ __ ] up man. in all fairness I think YouTube would.
take that down. I think they changed it I think they're. changing aren't they did I dream that. YouTube was like loosening up so we. could watch those videos again on. YouTube really I could be wrong but I. feel like there was some shift in their. censorship model that was happening but. I could be wrong about that well it's. not when it comes to RFK Jr. they're they're deleting his old podcast. they deleted one from Theo Vaughn from a. year ago and they deleted one from. hotboxing with Mike Tyson which is more. than a year ago too I did not know that.
they just did it what the [ __ ] they just. started doing that that isn't that. illegal if someone's running for. president to you can't do that right I. don't know what you could say that it's. because of misinformation and this is. you know because he talks about vaccines. and you know he talks about uh he was an. environmental attorney before he you. know was anything and you know his whole. thing was trying to hold companies. accountable for what they're doing by.
ruining the environment and lying about. it and. for them to take that guy and say you. can't do that with other stuff. you can't talk about other stuff like. how come no one wants to hear him out. how come no one wants to hear him out. with it with that book the real Anthony. fauci is [ __ ] terrifying. and if it's not true why isn't he. getting sued. you know if that book is true if all the.
things that he's saying and he has. references for everything if it's all. accurate we should all read that book. everyone should read that book right. because if it's true it's terrifying. you've been captured by an industry. that's forced you into becoming a source. of income for them dude censorship is. has this component of condescension in. it it is really like that to me is the. the worst part is essentially you're. saying you're too dumb.
to parse this information in a rational. way yeah so we're going to protect you. from it because it's like a poison it's. gonna infect your brain and we have to. protect you that is really like like. first of all. if you do like that's bad parenting in. general you know what I mean like the. idea would be that you like teach your. kid to confront. false things learn why they're not real. and then instead of like trying to. prevent your kid from seeing like.
everything you know I mean I don't. obviously like I'm not letting my kid. watch Blade Runner or some [ __ ] like. that but just that if you get too. overprotective with your kids like try. to hide death from them for example that. sort of thing like you gotta trust we. can deal with it that it's it's safe for. us to encounter all forms of information. well the problem is what time they're. real little you're lying to them Santa. Claus is going to come to bring you all. choice he's gonna come down the chimney. and he's gonna magically appear yeah.
just teach your kid what the word. aggregor means and you can do Santa. Claus ethically what's aggregor aggregor. is like the name for like a thing that. exists within the minds of a lot of. people it's an aggregor so like if. enough people believe in something does. it have a material reality not. necessarily but within the psychic mind. space it's real like Santa Claus is a. thing yeah an aggregor Santa Claus is an. egre there's no obviously there's no.
real Santa Claus but there is a very. Vivid living entity within the. interconnected minds of everyone who. believes in it that's an egg the problem. is if you tell your kid that Santa's an. eggore. and then your kid's going to tell all. the kids at school and then you're the. [ __ ] that's the problem I'll be. honest Joe I have not told my kid. Santa's in agrigor I just thought of it. like maybe I'll do agricor this. Christmas but yeah there's like a battle. like you you get kids together you know.
and and you yeah you talk to parents. like have you done the Santa Claus talk. no like how old are they they're five. five and six like if you get to that age. where you're like okay when are you. gonna tell these kids when do you tell. when do you tell them they don't like it. when you tell them either they get very. sad so is that like is that what these. people think about us but it's weird. that they grow up with a lie that's what. I don't like. you grow up with a lie it's a stupid lie. and you you convince a child that this. lie that we all have mutually agreed.
upon it's [ __ ] kind of Santa Claus is. kind of dangerous. because it sets people up at a very. early age for the reality that the. possibility rather that everything you. believe in is [ __ ] it's. misinformation Joe but everything you. believe in is propaganda it's propaganda. by your parents to get you to be good. yeah you better be good you better be. nice better than hell at least you're. not doing that selfie Claus is coming to.
town he knows when you are sleeping he. knows when you're awake he knows if. you've been bad or good so be good for. goodness sake yeah it's a breaking child. predator lost by monitoring kids. Santa Claus is like the ultimate. Overlord in the sky it's a panopticon. man it's a [ __ ] materialistic. panopticon you're being constantly. monitored by some mythical North Pole.
thing that's probably like I guarantee. if we look at the way Santa is paying. those [ __ ] elves I guarantee it's. like they don't want to be there I also. want to be in the North Pole right the. whole thing's [ __ ] up you had Elf on. the [ __ ] shelf you know about Elf on. the Shelf we ought to do that Elf on the. Shelf now you have like a little [ __ ]. plastic security camera that's watching. your kids all the time if they touch it. it loses its magic so hilarious so you. put into the kids this like neurotic.
thing because like think of how many. kids have touched Elf on the Shelf and. not taught their parents and live with. that guilt like knowing they [ __ ]. depleted the elf's magic it's not coming. back this is Sinister at one level you. know it is really [ __ ] weird it's. lies. and it's lies that are unnecessary it's. not lies about like. something stupid it's lies about the. like whether or not there's elves flying. around your [ __ ] house like you're.
getting your kids to believe in nonsense. like very early on instead of just like. reading fun books where they know it's. pretend right you can just pretend and. also when you realize like the whole. thing is just connected to getting the. economy to get a little better once a. year you know what I mean the whole. thing is just to drive up the [ __ ]. economy by by manipulating children into. believing in a [ __ ] Santa Claus that. is wild. yeah you were saying something about.
psilocybin the psilocybin study you you. about something about connecting to. brain. and memory you're saying what they. recently oh yeah yeah they did some. study the article there was really funny. because they're like okay we found the. receptors that psilocybin is working on. and the way it affects the receptors is. a thousand times more potent than. antidepressant and now that they know. where these receptors are theoretically. they could invent a medicine that. doesn't get people high and it's so sad.
so you're celebrating that like why wait. we already have the medicine the. medicine works why do we need to. synthesize that it grows out of the. ground but they're like now that we. understand it we can synthesize it and. take away one of the best things about. it Duncan we figured it out and it's the. best money ever spent. them same people yeah exactly same. people exactly instead of saying hey we. should legislate we should change the. laws like we we really need to Rally.
about this this is an actual important. medication for Humanity yeah it actually. can make people nicer it might have made. people people just the problem is it's. apparently too easy to grow those. [ __ ] mushrooms man like yeah you know. what I want to be here it's too easy. yeah so it's like you can't grow. an antidepressant like you can't [ __ ]. create a Lexapro that's exactly where. your problem is and we're captive we're. captive by this industry that uses you.
to make money on a regular basis and. will oppose anything that gets in the. way of that profit even if that thing. is overall net positive for Humanity. heart of psilocybin is horrible dude I. just Revisited the thalamide thing you. ever look into that solid of mine. thalidomide thank you that [ __ ] like for. like you know it's kind of like. the United States. does the what's the name of the incident. they did in Vietnam that triggered the.
war like the Gulf of Tompkins so they do. that and then we get in a stupid War. okay then we get the yellow. the what's yellow cake the yellow cake. thing to justify the invasion of uh Iraq. Right comes out that wasn't real. we we just buy into that somehow now we. got better like now it all makes sense. so the thalidomide. it's like it's a perfect example of a. pharmaceutical company.
pushing [ __ ] that they knew was hurting. kids they wanted to sell it in the. United States they knew it was [ __ ]. kids up they somehow warped the studies. in a way they warped them so much it was. one woman I can't remember who who was. like they were trying to get the the. right to sell in the United States and. she's looking at the studying like this. is. too good like something is off here like. this doesn't make sense for any man like. generally anything has like more side. effects than this [ __ ] that they gave uh.
whoever she was I wish I could remember. her name but the point is man like to. imagine that stopped to imagine like. that was the only time that's happened. and that will never happen again with. pharmaceutical companies is really crazy. well it's really crazy that all it took. was the pandemic for people to think. that way but the problem is the way you. think about it with the information that. you have about thalidomide and with the. information you have about the opioid. crisis and the sacklers the sacklers.
yeah I mean and they just you know they. just got immunity for like yeah they. gave up immunity for like six billion. dollars wow they bribed yeah but they. bought their immunity I mean they lied. the companies they owned lied they got. people addicted they lost people lost. lives so many losses yeah dude so many. lost lives vioxx the viac Scandal they. they killed 60 000 50 60 000 people in. America same with thalidomide by the way. apparently no one went to jail for that.
[ __ ] like nobody went to jail but the. thing is that's how that business is. that business has always been like that. and we're one of two countries in the. whole planet Earth that allows them to. advertise those commercials are so weird. Joe they're psyops every commercial is a. psyop every commercial makes you think. that you're going to be at that barbecue. you're like I don't have any friends but. if I take this I'll be laughing and I'll. be on that raft with everybody else. going down the river having a good old. time that's what I need. yeah I can't get that song all he needed.
was a little [ __ ]. electric pad on each ear. better now oh thank you or some. psilocybin or exercise or all the above. except for the electric shock yeah they. shouldn't be allowed to advertise and. they should not be allowed to have any. lobbyists affecting uh our government. and the amount of money they're making. right now bro like they want to keep. making that money that's the thing about.
money when a corporation has growth when. they have like massive growth like these. pharmaceutical drug corporations had. when they're manufacturing a medication. that everybody ought to take. when they make that money and then it's. over or they don't they want to go back. to like 2018 levels [ __ ] that you can't. you know we got to figure out a way to. sell more yeah you just want to come up. with some new thing and I think when you. get in those corporations when you're. working in them it's a filter bubble so. like you know if you look at.
corporations as Cults you know there's a. cult like aspect to Corporation so you. get into the cult and then over time you. get indoctrinated into like resonating. with whatever their particular version. of reality whatever their reality tunnel. is and so in I think in that reality. tunnel. they truly believe that everything. they're doing makes sense that it's good. to do that it's all Justified because. they some of them when confronted they. seem authentically shocked like they.
they seem like wait we're we're trying. to help like they don't seem to have. connected to how weird it is to have. that mass of a profit margin when it. comes to giving people medicine to heal. them you know what I mean like I the. idea being just generally you should not. be profiting off of diabetics at the. level you are with insulin you know like. generally. selected top diabetes drugs is expected.
sales in 2020 and 2024. wow I make a lot of money on Diabetes. drugs Jesus included in that. so with these diabetes drugs they make a. lot of money off this stuff. and if people all got healthy that would. all go away. exactly so then there's that weird you. know if you want to sell umbrellas you. need it to rain so then you know weirdly. the moment you start making Mega profit. off of people's sickness. you have an in like.
under the surface of everything you need. people to be sick to continue to take. those great [ __ ] vacations yeah like. and so so that's where it gets really. creepy right that's the creepy part. because you need them to be ill you want. them to be ill and then you know I don't. know if you looked up like I don't know. the exact amount uh but apparently. there's a huge percentage of uh money. coming into networks from the. pharmaceutical companies like that's. holding them up which is why you know I.
guess you could just understand how much. money they're getting just every time. you see a pharmaceutical company. commercial come on on anything you're. watching make note of that and then you. can see how much that programming is. being paid for by these companies dude. that's really spooky man because then. then they become kind of the de facto. government yeah they become sort of like. the the communications mouth yeah of the.
country yeah I mean because that's. essentially what news anchors are. do you see is it true the thing about. Anderson Cooper that they're saying that. he was given 12 million dollars. to promote vaccines. somebody posted that on Twitter. I was like what that they gave him 12. million dollars to promote. that's definitely. re-shaping everything his contract is. for 12 million a year so that's just his. contract with CNN so why are they saying. it like that because I think it was like.
a fairly reputable Source right I mean. I'm just I just typed in Anderson Cooper. 12 million there's articles from a. couple years ago about that's what is. okay reportedly earns right but if but. if and says he won't leave his son in. his inheritance because he comes from a. very rich family right but was it 12. million on top of that that they asked. him I mean did you find that so because. to promote vaccine how would someone. know that I don't know that but but. maybe they do maybe they don't but let's. find out.
um so it says Anderson Cooper was given. 12 million dollars to promote vaccines. yeah there's a website called uh it's. not a reputable website that says Pfizer. pays Millions to CNN for Cova jab. promotion which is like that's well they. pay for ads right yeah so I mean that's. what that is okay so that's a slippery. way of phrasing things just like that. other stupid [ __ ] headline. you can't raise the other stupid. headline again that would drove us nuts. oh it's about Al Pacino yeah yeah that. yeah you just you can't skim how gross.
is that that but that stupid headline. was crazy because that made it look like. oh my God there's money grubbing [ __ ]. yeah and he's mad and he got a paternity. test he's like not so yeah I love it. that my loads work. yeah they you know I think that you know. the the issue is is regardless whether. like someone's writing someone a check. or whether or not it just is in your. paycheck from the company that's getting.
checks right from another place it's. just like it's adding this like extra. it's like the people who put their money. in the Cayman Islands or whatever it's. like adding this extra layer to you. getting money from those corporations. yeah it's also what they do at firing. squads right we only put uh yeah there's. only so many people have bullets right. so you you if you want to ignore the. reality that some of the journalism. you're doing is. like being warped a little bit by the.
network potentially I don't know if this. happens I'm guessing it does too what. it probably does it dude maybe doesn't. man I've you know they really think that. I'm a little stoned right now I get it. but you know it creates this ability for. you to sort of like cope with that. cognitive dissonance so like you don't. have to like go home and think am I. really a journalist what you might have. seen breaking Robert Kennedy Jr claims. that 80 of Anderson Cooper's 12 million. dollar salary comes from Pfizer I read.
an article that was saying that he was. didn't I couldn't can't find the. interview yet but in an interview he. said that he that 10 million of that 12. is coming directly from Pfizer and he's. promoting it separately but I don't know. where he got the information from can. you find what percentage of advertising. dollars for seeing incomes from. pharmaceutical companies CNN. specifically but in that same article. I've seen with this he makes the claim. which we've read before is that 75 of. advertising revenues in the mainstream. media comes from that but I just found. an article from 20 or last month or. February it says at least for TV that's.
down but it's because they're changing. the spending to digital Buys so you see. they fired the CNN guy the top guy again. the guy's only been there for a year. oh yeah my wife was telling me something. because he keeps imploding CNN's. imploding all right yeah they just can't. seem to like get the air back in the. tire can't yeah they've got a stink on. them yeah yeah they do yeah they kept on. Lemon in there too long [ __ ] they kept. them in the box too long you didn't like.
them they felt like he was you know. Naked and Afraid Don Lemon that's how he. comes back yeah I got my money on Tucker. yeah well he fishes he's like yeah I. don't know if Don is a fisherman I think. Carlson's like gonna like if I bet. Carlson will bring a fishing pole like. you know that you can bring two things. or something like that he'll probably. bring his fishing pole what does lemon. bring I don't know. alone would be better. alone is about that show so much that's.
the best they throw you to the Wolves. you buy yourself like a bow and arrow. and a hatchet so good you get like three. things you get a bucket like. it was hooked on that show so fun to sit. on your couch like eating and watching. these people out there starving I had a. guy who was on who won it Jordan Jonas. and he was it was a ringer if there was. ever a ringer because he's lived in. Siberia right with like the the. indigenous tribes and that's the unfair.
part of the show yeah they're putting. people like that against like people. they found at a bar or like I want to be. on TV there's just some girl who's hot. who wants a lot of like yeah you know. money for her Instagram they're out in. the wilderness for two days and they're. like I have to see. if they're out but if you want to do a. show like that. like you're not gonna get that much. attention for quitting like and there's. a lot of money if you win right yeah. what do they win like a half a million. dollars I don't remember but it's I.
think it's a lot is it half a million. yep yeah so you're gonna get ringers for. the most part you're going to want a. real competition you know like the more. episodes. you get the longer these people stay in. and the more episodes you get right yeah. man yeah do you want them and they're by. themselves filming themselves and the. more drama man the more views you're. gonna get so like you know they only. stop to visit them to give them. batteries and [ __ ] right I just I don't. understand the filming process because. like I was looking at some of the shots. and it's like how are they getting these.
shots like are you when you're they set. up cameras they're supposed to they have. a tripod and they're supposed to set up. their camera and then like film things. they're doing certain things it's just. all the survival [ __ ] to imagine before. commencing with your survival activity. you're like setting up a GoPro on a. tripod yeah but yeah oh they do oh I. didn't know that yeah oh that's cool. yeah they actually have some they have. one that actually is a iPhone like it's. a magnetic thing for your iPhone that.
sits on your front stabilizer I'm sorry. I forget the name of it but it's pretty. cool so like when you draw your bow back. you can actually press record on your. iPhone and film the Flight of the arrow. with your iPhone so you can film the. animal coming in you could film The. Fighter you're out and it's actually. good for like for ethical reasons. because you can see whether or not you. made a perfect shot and so if you made a. perfect shot just let the animal die and. don't freak it out and Chase it you see.
where it goes right you could follow the. trail because you're visually looking at. the film like a shot off to the right. there he goes. and they do that all the time so if you. wanted to set up like people do that all. the time in deer hunting they set up. cameras they have like camera arms they. have on tree stands and [ __ ] have you. ever seen those no this whole show is. dedicated to Whitetail hunting out of a. tree stand. like it's like it is a religion in the. midwest why tail hunting Whitetail. hunting is a religion it's the number.
one hunted animal a big game animal in. North America. whitetail deer dude they be people. become obsessed with it they become. obsessed to the point where they create. habitat for the deer to live like they. buy enormous farms and set up food plots. holy [ __ ] so they're feeding the deer. essentially with food right they have. Alfalfa like growing everywhere and the. deer just are constantly in their area. eating and then they hide in trees they. wait until the wind is right so you. don't want like a Northeast wind that's.
like blowing the wrong way so your scent. is going all over the field you don't. want that so you want to get the right. tree stand with the right wind and you. sneak in on these animals that have been. growing eating your [ __ ] Alfalfa for. years and years and years and getting. jacked and looking good and all of a. sudden one day he's out there eating and. [ __ ] he feels an arrow goes through his. rib cage Jesus Christ yeah. but here's the other ethical dilemma. what they don't have any Predators I. mean there's occasional mountain lions. oh yeah right so coyotes like how are. you keeping these populations down.
because the number of car accidents that. people have with deer and like Iowa. alone it must be off the charts we've. done this before right where we looked. at the another car accidents per year. isn't it like it's something bonkers. from Deer yeah yeah the number of car. accidents per year in the United States. it's it's a crazy number you ever had a. deer run in front of your car yes dude. it's so scary it's like they're so fast. oh yeah and they [ __ ] up they make bad. choices yeah they just decide like. especially when it's when you're around.
here and it's like November December. January be careful because that's when. they're horny and that's what they're. trying to [ __ ] and they will run right. out into traffic and they chase does. they're chasing does because they're. trying to [ __ ] them and the does don't. want to [ __ ] them so does will run right. into traffic dude romantic movie how. weird is it that like horniness has the. exact same component through all species. right like a horny human will also run. in front of a car. do stupid [ __ ].
like it really makes you dumb when. you're horny like 100 uh according to. State Farm. in between July 21 and June 22 they're. down 5.5 percent from the previous 1.9. million animal collisions and 67 of. those are deer 202 deaths looks like. over a million or deer almost they're. only like probably 1.1 or 2 million oh. dearly [ __ ] dude. 202 people killed by deer that is nuts.
uh my friend uh cam Haynes in his uh. Hometown or in near his hometown rather. some guy hit a deer with his car and it. flew through the air and came through. the window and killed the guy behind him. Jesus Christ impaled him in a seat are. you liable for that how could you be if. you ping-ponged a deer yeah heck is that. I'm sure you're in the conversation. because you hit the deer first but you. know if you're on the highway and you. hit a deer.
whose [ __ ] fault is it like you can't. stop quick enough when you're going 60. miles an hour. what state do you think is number one. for getting animals hit. [Music]. well you have to think of cars driving a. lot through interstates Kansas. Ohio. neither are in the top ten what's the. top what's the Iowa. I was number 10. wow what's number one. West Virginia. oh that makes sense.
they must be being fasted in those Hills. up there and then Montana so it's dude. that's Montana's number two yeah yeah. you could do like a cemetery of just. people killed by deer yeah that is. so I had no idea man like that's so. creepy yeah that's [ __ ] to think your. whole life you're thinking you're gonna. do a heart attack or old age and have a. [ __ ] deer is gonna like slam into you. one night you get up in the morning you. go you know what that's it no more sugar. I'm cutting sugar out of my diet I'm.
gonna start taking yoga again I'm gonna. find a yoga's class yeah and then. [ __ ] deer through the face. look at that dude that's so [ __ ] up. yeah all sorts of crazy it happens all. the time and a lot of times when they. come through their guts come through too. so it's not just a deer that comes. through it's like you hit it and then it. goes through your windshield and when it. goes to your windshield you're just. covered in Gore covered in Gore. and you know what okay so like if we.
found some statistic for how many. nighttime hand jobs happen in Ohio when. people are driving that where they get. hit by a deer I'm telling you a few. people are probably I say hand jobs what. about head. you know what. you got me you kind of like that's more. exciting anyways than. car [ __ ] yeah I've only gotten a. couple of car blow jobs lifetime it's a. dangerous operation I don't like it it's.
not for everybody it's it's definitely. when you when you're done you're like. what the [ __ ] is wrong with me because. like if you wreck there they could. accidentally clench their teeth. well there also you could wreck like. you're not paying attention you could. hit something. like she's gonna bite my dick. [Laughter]. oh my god well look man it's just like. it's just pay attention you're not. supposed to look at your phone while. you're driving shouldn't be getting your. dick sucked you should not be getting.
your dick sucked I just don't look at. your phone and don't suck get your dick. sucked don't suck anybody's dick either. we're getting old. drink don't drink. while you're driving. why don't we turn in Santa Clauses of. psyop yeah Santa Claus is fake UFO is. probably real. oh my god when that guy was talking when. he was explaining the the that we've. retrieved vehicles of non-human origin.
and Pilots. and Pilots dude yeah Pilots yeah it is. astounding. military whistleblower claims U.S has. UFO retrieval program Air Force veteran. David grosh claims the government is. covering up UFOs Crush claims he has. seen evidence of a secret crash. retrieval program he alleges the U.S has. even retrieved bodies from other species. that lid looks like an alien a little.
bit like a hot older alien just want to. tell you that you're you're making big. mistakes Duncan yeah you're making. mistakes. alfrocentriculi with me gabby wow the. falians look like her I feel like a hot. like Sigourney Weaver in her prime alien. that comes to visit you please I'll be. the best like Sigourney Weaver from. Alien. amazing oh my God you know people don't. talk about that when they talk about. like female. Heroes of major Blockbuster films like.
that's the big one yeah Sigourney Weaver. in Alien that's the big one because you. believe every second of it it is. completely inconsequential that she's a. woman in that movie that's aliens it. starts getting sketchy I like aliens. aliens is cool here's the problem with. aliens why are they so hard to kill an. alien but so easy to kill in Aliens they. got better weapons and then the the big.
mama can't deal with the [ __ ]. slow-moving mechanical robot you're. right you're yeah you're totally right. because the first thing was like. indestructible yes no hope clever yeah. it was like it just the opposite of. humanity it hid in the escape capsule. yeah brilliant memories has to kill it. and shoot it out into space bro have you. heard okay here is a. nerdy breakdown of alien that I heard.
which is really interesting which is. horror movies I think this is like. Robert McKee this you animal who like. teaches about writing scripts horror. movies follow this very predictable. pattern and uh they're all these things. that are across the board in horror. movies and one of them is. you can't call your mom so you know and. what was the name of the ship in Alien. mother yeah and so like like there's all.
these like recurring like archetypical. things that pop up in horror movies that. freak people out big one is you can't. call Mommy anymore you're like yeah yeah. so you kind of get that in there it's so. creepy. um. it's so creepy that. we're at this time where all this UFO. information is coming out but yet people. are still like very reluctant to buy. into it or even give it attention it's. interesting it's interesting people are.
like I can't be bothered dude can't be. bothered listen because I'm obsessed. with it I've like the the It's the. reaction when you start telling someone. you know there's. now seemingly credible evidence that we. have alien spaceships and to watch them. be like. okay. it's so weird dude and it's so weird. that like. now it's getting picked up by the. mainstream media but there was this.
insane pause and no one was taught like. it it went nowhere and this should isn't. this if this is true the most astounding. thing. in human history like it was one of the. most everything it's the most astounding. thing because it's the thing that. everybody has always wondered are we. alone. not only are we not alone but some. people know we're not alone and they're. not sharing it with everybody else.
because they want to profit yeah because. they want to back engineer these things. because they want it for national. security reasons because they want to. protect us from the possibility that. China gets this technology or Russia. gets this technology and then everybody. has spaceships but you're not yeah. you're not the decider you don't get to. decide right whether or not human beings. go from Cradle to the Grave without. information that you have that would. literally change the way we think about.
the universe itself right like for you. to hold on to that because you want to. win. get the [ __ ] out of here and if this is. really if like if some sort of Defense. contractors are actually involved in. this yeah I mean they can't look. I don't know yeah anything about what. I'm talking about right right but. when you say the government oh the. government's back engineering UFOs when. you say the government's building secret.
Hypersonic ships that defy visual. you can't take photos of them you can't. take videos of them they fly through the. sky at the same rates of speed. who's making that it's not them what do. you mean the government what do you mean. they don't have the capability to. construct those things you have to go to. defense contractors right you have to go. to the people that make those things. like buddy why you got to do it by. yourself listen I know you don't trust. us because we're not the government but. listen we work together here yeah we're.
gonna shut the [ __ ] up too everybody. will shut the [ __ ] up we'll make this. thing come on you're gonna [ __ ] it up. and then China's gonna win right like. hey you gotta get a point got a good. point guys let's all get together so if. you have a spaceship. from another planet. I do not think that if you're actively. trying to back engineer that thing that. you're not going to involve defense. contractors right you're not gonna. you're not gonna involve people that. make. Jets. you're not going to bring them in no you.
have to of course. a hundred percent so then it becomes a. thing with them imagine them holding on. to that right that's their this is their. responsibility like we have the. information that would literally change. mankind yeah I have to lie to my mom you. know you're sitting there having a. whiskey with the guys after work you. know I gotta lie to my mom yeah my mom. wants to believe that aliens are real. and I'm like come on Mom it's all poor. [ __ ] meanwhile I'm looking at alien. spacecrafts seven days a week right like. what are we doing guys and all the.
implications of that like it's it's it's. the spaceships are the tip of the. [ __ ] Iceberg like we don't know. motivation we like you know assuming all. of this stuff is real uh now the. question is well what are they what do. they [ __ ] want well there's all this. talk of multiple species too so when we. say they it's like which ones are we. talking about because if you want to go. into the [ __ ] rabbit hole right. if you're gonna go deep in the rabbit. hole they there's multiple things.
there's like the Grays that everybody. talks about and then there's another. thing called The Tall whites the people. have described them they they almost. look like Scandinavian or something like. that like pale skin are these the Nords. yes okay yeah that's and they think that. there's different like some alien life. is probably you know 100. 000 years ahead of us 700 000 years.
ahead of us a million years ahead of us. but some alien life is probably millions. and millions of years ahead of us. they probably don't want to [ __ ] with us. anymore right but I bet them. intermediate classes the one I bet. they're like the watchdogs for the. universe to make sure that intelligence. reaches that Crescendo that it reaches. that that moment where you can join The. Intergalactic hives of Minds the moment. where all the barbaric instincts of our.
primate DNA are expunged all right we. don't have any of that anymore. and the civilization reaches some insane. harmony with the very universe itself. right. that's probably where it goes if you. don't blow yourself up. but I think any time there's a hiccup we. go way back to his barbaric as possible. and takes forever for things to relax. and you're seeing a microcosm of that. with covid. it's what's accelerated all these.
different social movements it's what's. accelerated all these different people. that are what they would call activists. it's accelerated all this it's just an. insane like pause in Civilization and. then then there's this sort of like. rapid desire to claim ground and to. reformulate and re-change and reimagine. and restructure and the government's. going to try to get involved in social.
groups are going to try to get involved. as a money grab and then there's. donations and you find out that some of. the people that are involved in the. organization are buying Mansions like. don't worry about this Mansion I'm out. here doing good work yeah and then she's. like there's so much of that but I think. that's a microcosm of what probably. happened when the [ __ ] asteroid. slammed into us I think when when. civilization got wiped out I really. believe that it was the worst of the. worst and that's why we have such. horrible instincts I think we're just.
not far enough removed from that to get. it like. strung out of your DNA yeah and if you. look at like pinker's work if you look. at any of these people that are studying. crime and violence over time like if you. just I know about anecdotal experiences. I know about your own personal life but. you've got to set that aside for a. moment and just look at overall yeah. it's gunning it's getting lower and. lower all the time it's always going. lower it's always going except for like. weird blips and War it's always going.
lower less crime like we're trying to. figure it out but if something goes. [ __ ] psycho right it's like boom if. Putin says [ __ ] you if hoot really does. have cancer and just [ __ ] Americans. [ __ ] yeah and then. we go back to the worst of the worst and. it takes a long long long long time to. get to where we are now it takes ten. thousand years yeah it takes ten. thousand years to get to the the place.
that we've claimed right now and we can. stop this in its tracks it is possible. like the the forces that are moving this. country in the wrong direction this. terrifying Direction. it's they have power because we've voted. them in yeah that's that's a real thing. and if you don't vote them in anymore. and then the person you vote in has. courage. things can change and if people demand. it things can change but they have to. [ __ ] demand it right so then they.
have to pay attention and that's a. problem right yeah because you get. headlines like that you get headlines. like that [ __ ] Al Pacino thing right. just a lion they're just just trying to. get clicks that's why CNN is dangerous. that's why CNN is dangerous because CNN. with their biased reporting the way they. communicate things people don't trust. the news anymore. right that's that's what freaks people. out well okay they don't know who to. trust anymore so there's this chaos.
state where people are very uncertain. about sources of information and you. know what I I must say that is a good. thing like I think that the the the. weird Voodoo that has fallen upon so. many people believing that what's in. your phone what you're looking at is a. reflection of Truth is really bad like. if you want to talk sometimes it is well. yeah I mean but you that's the problem. the job is you have to discern right one.
from the other the idea with educating. people wasn't like teach them how to do. [ __ ] algebra it was like teach them. how to be rational yeah separate truth. from non-truth because the moment people. are incapable of doing that then they. become susceptible to con Artistry at. the highest level in the moment that. happens you get all the awful events. that have happened throughout history so. so the the the problem the problem is. man this replication of reality we're. getting second and no matter what it is. if you're watching TV or you're looking.
at your phone or whatever you're getting. second hand digitized reality you've. taken. fundamental truth which is nature and. you've converted into some kind of. warped digital representation of it and. so the more you are sort of harmonizing. with that the less you're harmonizing. with just basic fundamental truth you go. outside you look at the trees you hear. the birds yeah you know what season it. is that's real like that's not.
misinformation that's just fundamentally. true you know but what we've become. separated by from that by many many. layers of [ __ ] and you're right and. so now what do we have we have like a. people who are terrified have you heard. the term fear American. fear America yeah like Americans go to. other countries and they're all [ __ ]. freaked out and like and and and and and. just completely anxiety written because. of the connection to world events or the.
reality tunnel that's being presented to. them by. Wizards who are getting gold uh gold. from the Alchemists that's basically. what's happening is the Alchemy Guild is. paying the media Wizards and the media. Wizards are like casting a spell on. everyone to believe this very specific. reality tunnel that is not real and if. it is temp it's the very best it's. temporarily real but it's it's it's. warped it's just slightly distorted. that's the problem it's like something.
in there is true but it's been distorted. in this bizarre way by the media Wizards. and now everyone has like lost track of. the basic human ability that has to be. cultivated to detect [ __ ] like you. need to grow that in yourself you need. to be able to look at anything and think. I don't think this is true where did. this come from who's like every time. something pops up you're very good about. it on your podcast by the way you like. point it out like wait what did you say. and then you look it up and then if it's.
not true you admit you were Hoodwinked. yeah but but that's not happening with. most people they're just reading the. [ __ ] thing and they're not. researching it and my God that is how. you get pickpocketed man. that's like that's the worst predicament. that's such a great way of putting it. out that's exactly what it's like you're. being mentally pickpocketed yeah man and. you're and you're being like warped and. manipulated one of the in social. psychology one of the weird problems of.
having a human brain is we remember. information we don't remember the source. so if I could just give you some. [ __ ] information you will forget I. told it to you in a hot tub when my eyes. were dilated and I was just like. rambling about something you might. actually accidentally remember that. truth is truth because you forgot the. source and so your brain spits it out. it's like yeah this is reality you don't. know that that got implanted into you by.
someone who wanted you to buy [ __ ]. [Laughter]. [Music]. no it's gone I just was getting erotic. about it you don't want to like be. rambling about [ __ ] aliens and. pharmaceutical companies the nasty. [ __ ] just makes you more human Duncan. I hope I am yeah.
it all I feel like it's all like a real. example of why we need regulation in. that regard like you need a government. oversight that is completely objective. that's not influenced by money yeah that. decides what people can and can't say. like what are the odds like let's just. get crazy like if if CNN is the news. what are the odds that CNN would publish. an honest investigative discovery.
into vaccine injuries. it would be amazing if they did I mean. if they could you imagine them being. able to do that I can I could see right. in a strategy meeting is they're trying. to like get the network back up to Snuff. somebody being like what if we do this. and then there's money involved and then. I could see suddenly like maybe at some. point the money involved is from the ads. right. yeah. you have to go back to CNN plus we're.
Reviving CNN plus I loved CNN plus did. you. nobody can you imagine no one has ever. said that you like Brian stelter as the. best book club. huh. CNN plus definitely like you know like. at least like the whatever Fox's. subsidiary was I think that's still. available and works they showed Roseanne. Barr's stand-up comedy special on Fox. Nation yeah on Fox Nation is that what. it is is it called Fox Nation yeah Fox.
Nation and I'll admit man I came close. to prescribing only because like I like. to watch Lifetime movies do you ever. watch Lifetime they don't have the mud. Fox station please tell me this no they. don't have a lifetime it was a Fox. Nation seemed like a lifetime movie. because of like they're like really. veering towards like uh like you know uh. conservative hyper moralistic sort of. like Christian values Christian values. yeah and and but turning the volume up. too high on that creates an inadvertent.
comedy and so like I was like [ __ ] man I. want to watch that. funny to watch that's a great thing to. watch on mushrooms. the what's that on mushrooms oh my God. it looks so insane it's it's I mean I. used to watch oan what's that America's. News network is that what it is I never. watched that what was that one that they. had. was it oan. I know I said it totally wrong it's uh. one American News one American dude what.
is that it's that it's that it's like. turned up to 11's trumpism turned up to. 12. yeah yeah yeah is it like is that. what you describe it it's very much a. right-wing Channel. dude I think you need to take dips in. all the propaganda you know it's a. far-right pro-trump cable news uh. Channel founded by Robert Herring senior. here's here's the real problem. with uh any of those things it's hard to. find a good anchor. very hard finding someone that can tell.
you what's going on or you don't want to. stab them yeah it's hard really hard a. lot of those people are [ __ ] super. annoying like the way they communicate. is annoying well dude for you know they. have to read a [ __ ] teleprompter. right so it's like they're they're. basically like automatons and they're. scared to lose their job of course they. just fired Don Lemon they [ __ ] the. smartest most talented guy in all. broadcasting and he can't make it we're. all on the chopping block dude let me. tell you man the [ __ ] day the day.
they've cut canned lemon a quiver went. through everyone at CNN like Jesus. [ __ ] Christ we're all in danger here. she got rid of lemon they plucked the. lemon from the tree and they left this. void now what how do you replace lemon. well they don't have any Stars anymore. right. do they have Blitz what was exciting. about is it is he still on that. Wolf Blitzer Blitzer what a great name. best name ever Wolf Blitzer Wolf Blitzer. that's a guy should be in the [ __ ]. 1940s World War II movie I know dude.
Blitzer the pack leading America to. Victory come on boys pain don't hurt yes. commander blade sir I got Patrick Swayze. type character Lindsey grandma doesn't. kill Russians best money we ever spent. best money we ever spent. still there he's been there since. what's up baby what look at the hair on. that bastard lucky [ __ ] devil yeah. beautiful salt and pepper hair slick. back you know receding a little bit.
dignified dude that's incredible hair. Blitzer has gray hair got a great beard. look at his beard that's that's the. looking fella someone does that great. name Wolf Blitzer oh yeah he's well. quaffed he's a star he's been there. since 1990. I got into the blue that. keeps CNN together I don't mind Blitzer. I can't remember like I feel like. I don't remember the last time I watched. Blitzer but like there was there was. something about him I liked when I was. like watching that [ __ ] well he seemed a. little you know he was questioning. things yeah we would talk to people who.
seemed like he was actually doing a. little bit of Journalism there yeah. really trying to get so many times and. you see people like if you see the did. you ever see the Biden uh Don Lemon. conversation no it's bananas because. it's it's Don Lemon try and first of all. Don Lemon is a fairly catty fellow right. like it seems very it seems like. if he didn't like that guy if that was. Donald Trump and he was talking that way.
he would have jumped all over him right. but he's letting Joe Biden like ramble. and just go off and forget what he's. talking about did you get the vaccine. yeah it works yeah and then then I was. telling people like it's a wild like. stream of Consciousness like Biden. losing his place you know sometimes he. loses his place yeah he does it with Don. Lemon and Don Lemon is there just like. like a curator of a child that it was.
just given some psychoactive drugs and. they're bouncing off the walls. yeah to not be able to call it out. but also it's like. if this was anybody else so if you're a. journalist are you a journalist like are. you a human being that is the mouthpiece. of America right of you are you a human. being that is there observing some. pretty strange behavior and you'd want. to like expand on that like what are you.
saying like why are you saying it that. way like what is what is happening to. you yeah are you okay can you think. clearly if this was the opposition this. is the thing about having anchors that. are so like you're gonna have anchors. that have opinions always everybody has. opinions but to have an anchor that so. clearly so rigidly one-sided so watch. this play this are you are you okay I. mean you see no it works or you you know. or or or the mom and dad or or or or or.
or or or the neighbor or when you go to. church or when you're no no I I really. mean it they're trusting interlocutors. think of the people if if your kid. wanted to find out. whether or not there were there's a man. on the moon or whatever you know. something or you know whether those. aliens are here or not you know who are. the people they talk to beyond the kids. who love talking about it. talk to me [ __ ]. I got the answers. that guy sounds like us he sounds like.
us after a couple of hits of laughing. gas dude no like Joey's weed no man. that's elder abuse man that's like you. know that's kind of like when that's. happening you're gonna go okay Dad okay. okay we're going to sleep edibles I like. to think he's on Edibles dude I don't. know man not to think this whole thing. is just so ridiculous to him we can't. believe his son his [ __ ] dropped his. laptop off at a [ __ ] repair shop. filled with all sorts of evidence of. crimes and and dick porn feet porn.
chaos chaos chaos running amok running. amok running amok his kid is just going. wild measuring Coke it's fresh off the. CIA plane I like how he measures it. though smart even though he's like doing. crack he's like let me make sure I don't. overdose yeah I mean we've got like a. lot of money on here right yeah I mean. it's very presidential the way he weighs. crack I mean if my dad dies you get a. good sum it's like a succession thing. yeah if you show succession yeah do you. watch it I I got into it and it was so.
intense I stopped watching it I was. absorbed into it and then it was like. man I can't do this every night it's. really good it's so good it's really. good it's a really really good show and. it ends amazing Bravo. Bravo to the ending I just want to say. this is the best ending of any series. I've ever watched there's only and even. The Sopranos I get what they were doing. but at the end I'm like really oh I. didn't finish The Sopranos either the. last episode of The Sopranos was kind of. like I get what he's doing I get it you. can't fault him the [ __ ] show is just.
genius they can't have a bad word to say. about one episode that I didn't enjoy. the show was amazing they they literally. made a psychopath. a hero yeah he was our guy we wanted. Tony Soprano was the [ __ ] man he had. some he had enough moral fiber yeah that. we accepted him right. and it was attractive that he was that. guy he says fat guys banging hot chicks. doing coke and he's running the mob yeah. it was great I mean the episodes I saw.
it's [ __ ] great in the end they're. all just sitting there and this guy. seems to be paying attention to him. oh really yeah and the idea is that the. guy killed them no [ __ ] yeah so we're. all hanging out here. and that's the end the car Parks that's. amazing that's a cool ending. they're all eating onion rings.
these people get out of the car and they. start running. oh that's the daughter she comes and. sits down that's right. no spin-offs that's it don't stop bam. just stops wow he's looking at something. so genius that's so cool looking at. something about to get riddled by. bullets whoa that's so cool. man [ __ ] that's amazing life you're. probably just waiting for the day with. someone.
yeah we killed so many people yeah. you've done something horrible thing. yeah it's so [ __ ] up man just think. about that think of like not to give. back to the Ukraine thing but think like. being [ __ ] Putin how [ __ ] up that. feels man to like every day what a. rotten [ __ ] day you're having I mean. this is the thing man it's like with. Biden with Putin all these people it's. they're too old give them a like they. need to it's like they're sucked into.
something they can't get out of they all. have their various maladies and somehow. we're letting that happen like globally. we're letting people who are clearly not. okay up here who are clearly like man. like if you saw imagine you you're you. walk into a 7-Eleven and you see some. old dude talking like Biden was talking. to Don Lemon. you if you didn't stop and say hey are. you okay do you where are you what's.
going on with you you would be like an. [ __ ] like that that's someone you. help yeah not someone you like put into. a [ __ ] job that melts people half. your age down and like all this [ __ ]. aside people yeah melts people where's. the [ __ ] compassion it's for this old. man who needs to be like enjoying the. last years he's this. discussion while I'm. wearing [ __ ] but what up what are their.
options that's the problem what are. their options they have a vice president. that seems like she's not the best at it. and then who is on the horizon like. who's going to take that that spot who's. going to take that leadership position. who's there that makes sense the option. is just start telling the truth like the. moment but that's not going to happen. with them so right what they want to do. is win and they want to stay in power. and even they can even justify that by. saying that we are going to do the.
overall good we have like great ideas. about social justice we have great ideas. about reshaping the economy and making. things more fair and and you know. they've got some good points there's. it's not like the Liberals don't have. things that I agree with I I agree with. most of what they say sure well most of. the idea like the Civil ideas like what. most of the things about equality most. of the things about like the idea that. there's there's like real income.
inequality in this country it's real. and it's kind of creepy right and. there's a source and the source is. opportunity and if we don't create. opportunity for these people that live. in these horrible places then we don't. give a [ __ ] about them and then if we. wonder why there's so much crime we. wonder why there's so much violence and. then you have to wonder is there an. industry that's based around making sure. that people State criminals right well. there is it's the prison industrial. complex it's a real thing right they.
need prisoners and then you find out. that prison guards unions lobbied to. keep marijuana illegal right you're like. what because they want more people in. their prison yeah they want to lock. people up so they can make money right. it's crazy vampirism so the Liberals. were right on a lot of these I just. think they're wrong in the approach I. think the approach is not to just. exonerate people and let people out of. jail and let [ __ ] chaos ensue and. defund the police I think the approach. is to start dumping money into these. cities start figuring out how to set up.
community centers start figuring out how. to get get people healthy food start. people figuring out how to protect. people from gang violence in fact maybe. have more police so that the police can. prevent people from getting shot and. killed so they feel safe in their. Community but you have to get better. police so you need more money for. training more money for funding more. money for salary and make them feel like. a respected appreciated part of the. community and then have oversight over. them make sure that the people that have. oversight over them are good people. they're good people exist yeah they're.
out there we're mostly good human beings. I think are mostly good fundamentally. fundamentally good but we get covered up. by defense mechanisms that's the problem. that fundamental goodness is covered up. in war by defense mechanisms and. Confused motivations I mean [ __ ] that's. the saddest part is it's like there I. when you say they want to win yeah their. idea of winning isn't even winning it's. just holding power that's not winning. that's winning they think it's winning. and that's what human beings do we we.
naturally play this game of winner and. loser with all my most everything that's. why neighborhoods like people try to. that's the expression keeping up with. the Joneses you're trying to win you. know like hey Mike I'm a Corvette [ __ ]. him yeah you know I'm gonna get a. Ferrari oh my God how do you like my. Ferrari you piece of [ __ ] right you know. it's like classic comedy sitcom tropes. right yeah that to me is like you're. right I think you're right I want to win. man people want to win and that's why. it's dangerous to have cops pull people.
over. you know there's something about that. too like you definitely should be pull. people over because they're bad but cops. want they want to [ __ ] they want to. write tickets they want to catch people. they want to bust people they're. supposed to bust people it's the profit. motive is [ __ ] everything up but but. it's like also what is creating some of. the coolest [ __ ] ever yes that's the. problem like it's a double-edged sword. on one side competition creates insane. Innovation based on Market pressure it's. incredible on the other side of it you.
get people who shouldn't be millionaires. you get people who somehow have overcome. their desire to have the next Ferrari. and realize oh the better thing to do is. help like I just want to help public. cert the idea was it's a public servant. not someone who's like manipulating the. [ __ ] stock market right or selling. their [ __ ] that's the problem man it's. it's really Insidious and it's like on. one side it's like all right so if we. regulate it well now you've got like the.
the hardcore socialism starts happening. now you've got redistribution of wealth. now you've got you're trying to like. reset the game in the middle of the game. and lots of people like no [ __ ] that. we're not resetting the game right but. then on the other side if you don't do. anything about it then the game like. takes over everything it's like the. government is now no longer. representative government at all at all. at all it's just a weird bag of greedy. miscreants who are all getting various.
checks from very areas sometimes. competitive Industries and making laws. based on that and and that's not a. government that's I don't know what that. is that's a casino or something not just. people who got to the High Roller table. yeah or no it's like people who are like. I'm done gambling I'm going to control. the [ __ ] Casino well that's what. people are terrified about with General. generational wealth that's why people. are terrified of like very very wealthy. families that have transferred this. money down to their children like the.
children don't earn it yeah like that's. the the king that's Joffrey right yeah. you know it's everybody knows what that. is that's why succession is such a good. show because you can relate to it right. like yeah like what a what [ __ ]. bizarre reality do they exist in dude I. don't know but I wish I'd experienced it. bursting out of that womb into some. Illuminati [ __ ] delivery changes holy.
[ __ ] it's the best oh my gosh what a. private jets from birth oh [ __ ]. incredible access to the adrenochrome. chambers adrenochrome on the left on the. left just just use your irises they'll. let you right in dude I can't even it's. that that is just so crazy to imagine. what that's like what is that like you. never know you never know what it's like. to like worry about being able to like. you know have you ever like gone out to.
eat with people and you have to run your. credit card you know like please God let. it go through how overdrawn is you know. what I mean like those moments like I'm. about to get humiliated in front of my. friends you've never known that you've. only known endless infinite opulence. you're given you have your nannies have. [ __ ] nannies you've got like you're. being educated by like some of the. smartest people on the planet you're die. diapers cost as much as like most. people's like wardrobe for the year you.
know the world for sure yeah that's a. really cool Incarnation man strange. because it doesn't give you the. adversity that you need as a young. person it doesn't give you the. challenges to overcome it doesn't give. you the real possibility that you could. be broke someday the real possibility. that you might not have enough food. I think there's a superpower in growing. up poor I really do. it never Escapes Me never I growing up. poor when I was a a young boy we were.
drinking like powdered milk. and living off welfare yeah food stamps. wow I remember that I remember that. clearly I remember that clearly I. remember shame right I remember all of. it yeah and so. also I saw my parents build out of that. and then move to a respectable middle. class suburb so we could go to a good. high school right so I saw I saw what. hard work and all the thinking that was.
involved in planning this out properly. led to get out of that yeah but we were. in San Francisco in the 1970s and it was. uh [ __ ] weird it was I felt very. vulnerable already but then on top of. that to be poor and then on top of that. to be a latchkey kid so I was just like. out wandering I could just like leave. and go anywhere right. yeah man that formed you yeah that forms. you and if you grow up on private jets.
and if you grow up always knowing that. you're going to have money always. knowing that you're going to be fine. always knowing that. you're going to be a part of an Empire. at one point that has wealth the likes. of which no one will ever be able to. explain where chill your children will. be billionaires you can divide it evenly. amongst their children they'll be. brothers as well it's nuts it's a. different it's like a different universe.
but those kind of people that grow up in. that environment will never think like. you do. they won't they'll never think like I do. they won't there's like extra gears that. you have that you're born with when when. you live in poverty. I think that's what you look at all the. great athletes almost all of them unless. they grew up in households that were. like very strong households where the. father really encouraged Athletics and. was like really a great coach and the. kid like grew up competing and really. enjoyed it that's possible too but in.
fighting in particular boy it's a lot of. people from [ __ ] dire poverty it's a. lot of people but don't you think it's. possible as a parent. because like I mean. it my kids aren't scraping by and I know. your kids aren't isn't it possible as a. parent. if you're lucky enough to not have to. worry about that [ __ ] our parents. worried about yes to to to still create. uh a childhood in a life that isn't.
imbalanced and and has within it the. possibility for failure and having to. like figure out how to do [ __ ] yes right. 100 it's possible it's just a different. challenge right like in in life. presenting you with challenges that you. could have never predicted you didn't. ask for and they're right in front of. you and you have to deal with them. people that go through that sort of a. life I think they have like way more. defenses up way way more awareness of.
deception way more awareness of people's. ulterior motives and people who are. creepy people aren't being genuine. yeah you and I have both encountered. plenty of people like that yes well. you'll pull me aside and go hey man I. don't think this guy's cool like there's. something wrong with this guy yes yeah. and and you know I'm not going to get. that necessarily from everybody some. people are not going to see that right. they're not going to have been in. dangerous situations where they had to. like realize the consequences of not. recognizing these kind of people early.
yeah right sure yeah so you were yeah I. mean this is the again it sucks because. it's like yeah what what do you get you. get an inflamed [ __ ] amygdala is what. you get hey you can get like you're. you're a [ __ ] brain just loves to. spray out cortisol and so like that's. what you get because you came up with. that you watched your [ __ ] parents. freak the [ __ ] out for your in. potentially your entire childhood and. and so yeah you're freaked out you. you're living in like a a weird. Battlefield that doesn't even exist.
anymore but with your childhood whereas. like uh yeah some people they don't they. didn't have that so they they're you. know they don't go they don't think. about [ __ ] like that they don't think. about like oh my God. this person is this person okay or oh my. God they don't have that that we have I. think it's dude honestly man I I don't I. don't know I I do agree with you that. adversity. has has to be in a human life that if. you remove adversity from a life you do.
an incredible disservice to the. potential of that life to the potential. of that life because it's it's just. physics but it can be in anything it. could be in disciplines it could be in. games they play it could be in sports it. could be on a lot of things but they. have to do things like you got to do. [ __ ] you have to confront the learning. curve yeah so you got to learn how to. get better at stuff and then you got to. be excited about that feeling that you. get when you get better at stuff yes. that's a giant that's a giant part dude.
that's it that's it and and you start. connecting with that feeling as being. actual success yeah that's actual. success not like. whatever else the world gives you is. fantastic don't get me wrong right but. if you never had that feeling in a. lifetime and you were like sleeping on. bags of [ __ ] cash it wouldn't mean. anything it wouldn't mean anything it's. but that's the weirdness of winning the. lottery right it's the weirdness of all. of a sudden becoming a part of this like. hyper wealthy Elite.
and that's the weirdness of uh. anybody's life in North America like if. you're in North America you first of all. you hit the [ __ ] Lottery right or if. you're in the United States oh [ __ ] you. don't even have to get vaccinated. if you're in Canada Canada used to be an. awesome spot to live until the lockdowns. and it was like what is happening up. there. yeah what is happening up there going on. it's like the of all the places you.
would expect to have some like. encroaching fascism happening never. never Canada never my list of it's very. odd like they're doing under the guise. of social justice and so creepy but that. is that is how you do that like if you. want to do fascism that's how you do it. like you don't do fascism by saying like. hey I'm gonna control the [ __ ] out of. you [ __ ] you do it by saying. hey you better watch out cause this. thing is coming and I'm the only one who. can keep you from that thing coming fill. in whatever that thing is bro and then.
lock people out of their bank accounts. for protesting when they have the. freedom Convoy they lock people out of. their bank accounts they lock people out. of their bank accounts that donated. not even that went there that donated. you can't agree with them you can't. agree with them we're gonna take your. money so spooky that's crazy that's so. scary because it sends ripples of fear. through everybody. and it should it should just because you. think you're doing it for the right. reasons that is there's a reason why we. are so protective of the Bill of Rights.
we're so protective of the Constitution. if you don't have something like that. where it's written down they just keep. pushing the rules yes they keep changing. they're they're making all these crazy. new woke rules in Canada you can't say. [ __ ] about it there's censorship of. everything on the internet that they. don't like they could pull things down. they can do all kinds of wild [ __ ] I. don't know about the internet what is it. I know it's about broadcasting I know. there's like they've passed some new. censorship legislation I don't think.
it's the internet I'm exaggerating but. what it is is spooky because that guy is. like not being honest about what he did. during covid he's saying they never. forced anybody to get vaccinated they. [ __ ] kind of did you ruined their. life if they didn't. censorship bill the bill makes changes. to Canada's broadcasting act the. legislation requires streaming services. such as Netflix and Spotify to Pace to. support Canadian media content like. music and TV shows and also requires the. platform promote Canadian content now.
that is that it. it doesn't seem to it says regulate. though like what else is in the regular. you could say that's the good positive. spin on it it's a nationalistic effort. yeah they want to promote more Canadian. content but I know they've had that in. the past you know they had that for like. radio and for television they had rules. up there. I remember that because uh somebody I. knew was a a DJ up there the bill makes. changes to Canada's broadcasting act. legislation requires streaming services.
such as Netflix and Spotify it also. requires the platforms to promote. Canadian context specifically the bill. says online undertakings shall clearly. promote and recommend Canadian. programming in both official languages. as well as indigenous languages the. changes give the Canadian radio. television and Telecommunications. commission Canada's broadcast regulator. broad Powers over digital media. companies including the ability to. impose Financial penalties for. violations of the ACT.
the government says the legislation is. necessary to impose the same regulations. and requirements in place for. traditional broadcasters on online media. platforms right now broadcasters are. required to spend at least 30 percent of. their revenue on supporting Canadian. content Jesus online streaming has. changed how we create discover and. consume our culture and it's time we. updated our system to reflect that a. government news release on the bill says. that's not good none of that is good. that because them saying are we are we.
are we or are we not moving to a global. entertainment world for the English. language because it seems like it's kind. of moving in that direction right I mean. some of the best podcasts in the world. like trigonometry comes out of the UK. there's a lot of stuff out of America. that's very popular over there yeah like. who gives a [ __ ] if it's Canadian or if. it's American like and you're going to. regulate well not the internet but to me. the the the the real creepy thing is the.
state right is saying what Canadian. culture is right like culture isn't it. supposed to be something that kind of. spontaneously emerges from groups of. people but they're not exactly saying. that they're saying you have to say that. you could look at it in an altruistic. way you could say this this is a. promoting Canadian content and it'll. encourage more art to be created in. Canada because it's more opportunities. that's fine but you can't regulate that. you can't legislate that because you. can't give those [ __ ] power over. creativity you just can't do it you. can't do it shouldn't you'll ruin it all.
you'll ruin the internet you'll ruin it. all. the bills journey through Parliament has. been difficult Rodriguez uh towel tabled. the legislation the House of Commons on. February 2022 nearly a year later the. Senate sent C11 back to the house. Commons with amendments the house. accepted most of the Amendments but. rejected others so as it passed or not. passed before I was trying to get up one. of the most contentious points of debate. is whether C11 would apply to. user-generated content such as podcasts.
and online videos the government has. insisted that the legislation is not. intended to regulate independent content. creators not intended not intended is. not a good way I don't like it's not. intended but it could be used in that. way right they'll just they're just. going to have more power to tell you. what to do and if you're a Canadian. person who is broadcasting a podcast out. of uh Vancouver and you have a narrative. that doesn't fit with what Trudeau wants. you to say yeah you could run into.
trouble you could run out of trouble you. can't have them have any power over the. Internet no you got to say no dude it. seems like they passed it here here's. the thing I don't know. if if like. if you subscribe to whatever the. particular modality of your government. is in regards to censorship controlling. art controlling public dialogue right. you think this is what you think you. think well they have to because I'm in.
danger of this or that whatever maybe. that they're good they're good so. Trudeau's online censorship lc-11 passes. Parliament. but dude the problem is. the problem is [ __ ] Canada you you. are thinking your government is going to. stay controlled by the people who's more. ethics you you believe in but you look. historically at the world coups happen. oh yeah secret coups happen and then all.
of a sudden all these rights you gave. away you've given them to the people who. you are fighting against guys dude. that's the problem it doesn't. governments don't last long enough to. like let them have that much power a. previous Senate amendment to exempt user. generated contact from the bill was. rejected by Senators on Wednesday. evening God damn so that means user. generated content like podcasts yeah are. now under the grip of the Canadian. government congratulations that's so.
scary man it's so dumb because it's an. incremental push Jordan Peterson's. talked about this this is how it works. they push you a little bit you don't. resist they push you a little bit more. you don't resist they push a little bit. more you don't resist and then you. realize how far you've gone from the. initial point. and that's what's happening and that's. what just happened in Canada yeah just a. very slow trajectory towards yeah. control it's the [ __ ] internet you. can't like say that someone has to have. 30 Canadian content on the internet.
that's Bonkers 30 of Netflix do you know. how goddamn insane that is that's a lot. I know what they're requiring them to do. that there's so much you gotta maybe. they have to spend 30 percent of their. budget to promote it in Canada. [ __ ] out of here dude it's it's awful I. can't I can't believe it's happening. it's just so [ __ ] up that people that. we're we allow we allow this [ __ ] to. happen also why well like why would. anybody even want that control why.
what's wrong with you well what's wrong. with you that you want to control the. the dispensing of information you're. lying what's up right like that's pretty. much any of your [ __ ] lying you need. to control right people's ability to. challenge whatever lie you're telling. right it's and the more egregious the. LIE theoretically the more you have to. like shut any kind of counter argument. down I mean it's kind of conspiracy is. that he's Castro's kid he does look like.
him he looks a lot like his dad yeah the. problem is his dad looks like Castro. dude. look it looks a lot like Castro though I. mean maybe that's just something that. starts what if that's what happens like. the more Fashions. it ruined her career you should do it. too he take a DNA test bro I would if I. was Justin Trudeau I would do that just. to like shame all the people who said I. was Castro right he's like what if it. turns out he's like 72 Cuban.
you don't tell him. he's probably taking that test and. called his mom what the [ __ ] mom you. know son it was a lonely weekend Castro. she was a wonderful man kind of cooler. though right like that like I I like the. [ __ ] unless you're living under his. grip dude of course but if you're gonna. go fascist put on a costume right I. don't like it you know what I mean I. like Castro's like I'm wearing [ __ ]. camouflage you are not going to like. mistake me for anything other than an.
authoritarian leader like look I'm look. at what he he stresses exactly the way. this is the military exactly but it's to. me when fascism becomes like Insidious. when it like learns to disguise itself. as the opposite of what it is oh dude. that is so spooky you know that's where. it gets really scary they're they're you. know wolf in sheep's clothing did you. ever see the video where they're asking. Trudeau how his family is uh using.
recyclables and how what are they doing. to stop they did not see that it's he's. talking about his family drinking water. they've switched to bottles of water. that are made out of paper those box. bottles of water. you gotta see this because this is this. is the real person like forget all the. speeches right we get all this is the. real person that they've allowed to be. in control of their Liberty right see if. you can find that he's having a. conversation about box water being yeah.
yeah. but put it put it back from the. beginning was it we have recently. switched to drinking water bottles out. of water out of uh when we have water. bottles uh out of a plastic uh sorry. away from plastic towards uh paper it's. hard to watch but hard to look away the. Prime Minister what the [ __ ] yeah that's. their exceptional leader. I mean that's when you catch him. answering a question.
like drink box water bottles sort of. things the primates yeah drink box water. bottles sort of things yeah that's what. he's done that's the big contribution. I'm sure there's more right I'm sure. he's done more I'm sure he switched to. solar I'm sure he eats organic whatever. but the point is like that's the guy. that's the guy that's telling you we. have to be able to regulate podcasts. right that's funny because if we. regulate we don't regulate podcasts. someone could play this very clip like. you and I are doing. from the great state of Texas.
yeah man where a person could talk [ __ ]. about someone who should be talk [ __ ]. about in that regard if you want this to. run in Canada you're gonna have to put a. Canadian flag up or something. I don't think that's going to be the. issue I think it's going to be the issue. of this 30 thing like what does that. mean does it mean. if if it's not broadcasting just in. Canada. modify Canada only the Spotify Canada. only has to like stuff itself with 30. Canadian content I mean maybe they have. enough Canadian content already a lot of.
great stuff comes from Canada I'm sure a. lot of great podcasts come from Canada. maybe they already have like what I mean. what's the percentage of podcasts right. now that come from Canada see if we can. find that just let's just go to Spotify. to say. um Google what percentage of podcasts. come from Canada on Spotify I wonder if. it applies to porn like porn sites will. have to have 30 Canadian porn yeah they. have to.
rules are all bro the government is. going to force people to make more. Canadian porn that's the problem with. [ __ ] like that is it like it gets so. absurd when you start when you start. under packaging it and realize like all. the weird things that like and PS who. determines what is Canadian content like. let's say it was shot in the United. States but Heartland Williams is a star. yeah it's Canadian yeah and who who is. in control of saying this is Canadian. content this is not what if Americans go. to Canada shoot something is that. Canadian content how about they just do.
30 of their program is Tom Green we're. good that would be incredible there will. be world peace I can't seem to find that. information. I don't know how I would even do it. because I'm trying and it's not that way. what percentage of podcasts come from. Canada just try that. I don't know that anyone's even tracking. that information. let's see. let's give it a go yeah man I I just. it's so you know it's a weird Google but. I think that is not gonna get a response.
Canadians listen to podcasts which is. not what I asked oh that's but that's. what I typed in but that's what Google. thinks I'm looking for right now that's. a weird question how about what. percentage of podcasts are created in. Canada. try that. in Canada. maybe created something right it's the. same problem it's not it doesn't think. I'm asking the right question so maybe.
there's a chart out there of uh podcasts. by country so I so that's what I have. but that list we're number one so it's. just listing the most popular the most. popular candidate podcast in Canada. sorry oh that are just coming from there. and within that I talked to someone in. Canada is tracking all that information. and everyone has to be honest about. where they're uploading and you know fun. first of all shout out to Canada for. making me number one that's cool yeah I. was looking for a Canadian named podcast.
but these all just seemed like normal. yeah those are normal and color daddy. huberman lab number three Jordan. Peterson Jordan Peterson yeah. so damn a lot of people have been on. this one. that's cool that must feel good. it's [ __ ] weird I'll tell you that. but want some coffee yes. bro thank you friend yeah man I I don't. know I'm I try not to the other thing. about it is. the more you fixate on the serious sir.
cheers my brother congratulations thank. you sir two thousand two thousand. episodes. the more you fixate on this date the. state is an aggregor this another it's a. thing that so the more people that. fixate on the thing the more powerful it. grows that's the other thing the more it. gets it likes you know like people when. you realize they are enjoying negative. attention yes. that's the state it doesn't care what. flavor the attention is it just wants.
attention yeah and the more it gets the. more powerful it gets the more people. believe in it and that's all it if you. believe it's gonna hurt you or if you. believe it's going to help you you're. still supporting it you're still. bringing it into increasing levels of. power yeah so that's another problem is. like everyone gets all fixated on the. government like that the news has many. news stations have just turned into an. endless conversation about the. government endless conference nothing. about like human.
interaction at the basic neighborhood. level just about like I don't know how. many people are running the show but not. that many and it's gives the impression. that the state is God even if it's. reacting to it like we got to stop this. you're still worshiping it but with fear. instead of like praise you're still. making it something incredibly powerful. which I'm not saying it's not but how. much of that power is just coming from a. general belief in the aggregor of.
whatever the [ __ ] government is boy I. sure hope I'm using the word agriculture. right now don't. kind of had a great quote about that he. said we're doing the man's work for the. man. that's it that's a lot of it because. they were like how are you able to do. these seminars where you're talking. about things that are completely illegal. you're talking about these experiences. with great detail you're traveling all.
over the world and he said first of all. I think to paraphrase them one of the. things was you have to keep it small if. you notice he does these things there's. you know 100 people there 200 people 400. people it's very small like informal. Gatherings of people that are. like-minded. and you know you keep your circle tight. yeah yeah you don't tune in drop out all. that [ __ ] where you're telling everybody. to quit school and do ask like hey hey. hey hey hey hey and that's kind of easy. yeah that's Ken keezy and Tim Larry Tim.
Leary and those guys the Mary pranksters. they were out of their [ __ ] minds out. of their minds and they were. reformulating what society would be and. here's the thing they're not wrong. they're not wrong they weren't wrong. they weren't wrong like we want to think. like oh what they did was wrong no you. live and you die okay you live and you. die and along the way you have. experiences and you are free to go the. Merry Prankster route in my world you. you can go ham just Do no harm just Do. no harm don't [ __ ] people over and you.
should all be like the same ethical and. moral consideration should be applied to. all civilizations yeah but the idea that. these people can't just like drop out. and [ __ ] sell grilled cheese. sandwiches at a Grateful Dead concert. like says who so who says who says who. [ __ ] you like [ __ ] you yeah they should. be able to do whatever they want right. and I think one of the things that I. feel has come out of the internet this. is more of an understanding of the idea. this is not just one way to live your. life there's not just one life this is. this idea of like everyone has to get up.
at the same time and drive to some place. to sit in a room with a [ __ ] computer. in front of them entering information or. dealing with whatever the [ __ ] they're. doing they're like this is the only way. to live like no this is a life that. we've somehow or another oddly. structured. and you can participate in it if you. like but if you don't there's other ways. to live life and that's real and I'm not. saying you should get in a [ __ ]. school bus and everybody does acid I am.
but if you want to I feel like you. should be able to if you're informed if. you really know what you're getting into. if you really understand it what we're. scared of is young people getting sucked. into cults. because that's a great way to get. control over people you you tell them. all to come with you and you all do acid. in the field and then you don't do acid. and you tell these people that you're a. God and you know you [ __ ] freak them. out and that's the [ __ ] guy that. owned the One World Theater right that's. what he was doing yeah but I don't think.
he was using acid he was using hypnosis. but it was a lot of gullibility it was a. lot of like really idealistic young. people that just wanted to learn from a. real Guru were scared of that because I. think there's a natural part of the. human brain that was exposed during. covid that also works to get people into. Cults that human beings like look. towards a light to follow we look. towards a guiding life we look towards. the Savior and we want to be right we.
want to be correct my savior is the real. Savior My Buddha is a real Buddha my God. is the real God my Buddha is the real. Buddha I'm sure I don't doubt you're I'm. joking I'm not saying that really I know. I'm sorry sorry I interrupted your rant. with this [ __ ] joke I'm sorry it's a. good joke but I think that it's really. really important that we understand that. this structure the way this is all set. up it's all set up by people that didn't. have happy lives. they didn't enjoy it these people that. are telling you you have to do a certain.
thing and go in a certain way like look. at them they look like Lindsey Graham. yeah so many of them look so unhealthy. and so sad and so just confused as to. what this is all about and very few of. them have had psychedelic experiences. very few. because if they did they wouldn't be so. sure they wouldn't be able to just like. keep saying the things the way they're. saying right they wouldn't be able to. talk the way they're talking they would. just be sickened by it all dude I don't. know that I think that's a pretty big.
assumption I think that that assumption. which we've all had who've been. benefited from psychedelics that you get. [ __ ] Lindsey Graham a nice whopping. 500 microgram dose of LSD he's gonna. come out the other side of that a new. Lindsey Graham I don't know I don't know. man I'm talking about a camp okay I'm. talking about taking these [ __ ]. to a camp in the jungle and dosing them. up for like a year fascist. Rehabilitation yes Rehabilitation Camp. that's what I'm talking about I'm not.
talking about like one okay okay well I. had one bad experience I'll tell you. right I'm right back to the whiskey and. I'm ready to kill Russia I got you. that's the best money I ever spent you. can go right back to that remember that. joke I used to say about DMT it's like. pressing control all delete for your. brain when your brain reboots your. desktop is completely empty except for. one folder and that folder is labeled my. old [ __ ] oh yeah you can either. decide to open up that folder and go. into it and just fall back into your. same patterns or you can go okay.
let's look at this thing for what it. really is right instead of being caught. in these patterns of momentum yeah of. the past and of of bizarre group think. proclivities I'm just listening to this. audiobook I'm always trying to listen to. like some audiobook on spirituality it's. Pima children's book newest book about. dying something like how we live is how. we die it's very good book yes but. in this book they're sort of talking.
about. what happens when you die before your. next life and how obviously you're gonna. have to subscribe to the model of. reincarnation for this but it's really. interesting which is you're what you're. talking about these proclivities. or it's called samsara it's a loop these. cyclists the cycle of suffering the way. that you know those people are like why. do I always this always happens to be in. a relationship or the the thing in your. life that keeps repeating yeah this is. happening because of your proclivities.
it's happening because of your. attraction to this type of person or. this type of situation or this type of. job and and if you look at proclivities. they happen fast like in any given. moment when you're making these. decisions it's not like you're spending. a lot of time generally thinking about. them it's just spontaneous like the next. word out of your mouth you're not yeah. down there like what do I say next which. is coming so these are your proclivities. and then when you die. those proclivities are what inform your. next birth so if if you have not gotten.
past your your spontaneous. decisions that cause. lack of Harmony in your life. then that will be the momentum that. carries you into your next birth which. is why in Buddhism like they you'll hear. [ __ ] like meditation is like preparing. for death or practice of death it's like. you're you're trying to make it so that. when you die. and if you die nothing happens and. You're Dead Forever congratulations [ __ ]. yeah you're out you did it you're great.
but if you die and you keep going and. and that model is correct then you don't. want to be reactive in between lives. because you'll you will freak out number. one that you're you're dead and youth. off Consciousness that's very disturbing. for some people who who thought that you. die forever now you're like oh [ __ ] I'm. still here and then you don't like not. having a body anymore you want to get. back in a body in the same way so you. [ __ ] just you see you just dive into. the next life as quick as you can.
instead of like having a little bit of. like consideration in between you know. and not just that you're essentially. your projections the proclivities they. they become Holograms basically so in. that sense do you believe in old souls. I I believe in momentum I believe that. we have one right now where am I right. now is I think that Consciousness or. awareness awareness or what's called. non-conditioned awareness.
before the overlay I think we all share. that consciousness and we're like little. ripples in that Consciousness uh and. that's our that's our Karma ripples in. this Consciousness that we all share. right so I think every soul is. is out it's transcends time like it's. all outside of time space right but how. but I guess there could be the potential. that certain people's like addiction to. Rippling that to being within the.
emptiness and having a body and a self. and an identity probably keeps them. coming back here over and over and over. again that's what I would say again this. is a cause this is a cosmology that is. unquantifiable and I don't think it. matters necessarily if it's real or not. at least for me I use it as a tool to. help give me the motivation to be less. of an [ __ ] I mean and also when. you're dying and and you know whatever.
the next life may be if you're or. nothing who gives a [ __ ] it's like you. reincarnate in a lifetime like you have. many incarnations in any given human. lifetime you will go through so many. different phases and the more you gain. control of your ability to not react the. more you will inform what you're growing. into the more it is a mindful or. intentional personal Evolution versus a. kind of chaotic like mutation. based on just you instantly doing.
everything your brain tells you to do. exactly in the moment. you know they just think that's very. accurate that that very much resonates. with me. yeah you're saying that I'm like I see. what you're saying because you kind of. are like reincarnated as you develop and. grow as a human being absolutely and you. have to be maybe that was like the. analogy from the Bible maybe that was. what that was about. what like The Reincarnation like who.
knows what the [ __ ] they really meant. when they wrote those things it's so. hard to tell I mean I think unless you. could go back and read have you ever. read anything that's like translated. like someone tweet something in Russian. like there's a lot of MMA fighters. they'll tweet something in Russian and. I'll translate it it's a little broken. garbled yeah it doesn't make total sense. because the structure of the language is. so different than ours that's the Bible. man you could if you if you could. translate first of all if you could go. back to the oldest version they have.
which I think the oldest version is the. Dead Sea Scrolls that's the oldest. version of the stories that wound up in. the Bible it's not necessarily the Bible. it's yeah some stuff in the Dead Sea. Scrolls didn't make the cut for the like. it didn't get in there but a lot of the. stories are kind of similar but there's. a lot of wild [ __ ] in there oh my God a. lot of wild [ __ ] in the Dead Sea Scrolls. I know I mean there's a lot of wild [ __ ]. in the Standard Bible they put in hotel.
room drawers but just imagine that. that's the origin right so that's these. animal skins that they found in clay. pots in qumran yeah and they do DNA. tests on the animal skins to make sure. that they align the pieces because it's. all fragmented and broken apart no idea. so they have to figure out how to do. here you have to have the same animal so. it's like okay well this is the same. animal skin because we're in a DNA test. on it and so then they get all the it. took forever it took forever for them to.
do this. that's why that John Marco Allegro book. is so fascinating. oh dude sacred Mushroom in the cross yes. that's what our book is fascinating. because that guy studied the Dead Sea. Scrolls for 14 years and he was an. ordained minister who became agnostic. when he started studying theology he was. like hmm me hold on let me Reserve. judgment yeah and he was a straight. scholar and it was his determination. after all these years of studying the.
Dead Sea Scrolls of the entire Christian. religion was a misunderstanding that. what we think of it as today what it. really was was about the consumption of. psychedelic mushrooms and fertility. rituals. and that it was all baked into the. stories and that the stories like even. like the Apple like the forbidden apple. I mean they're talking about The Amity. mascaria mushroom that looked like an. apple yeah which is red and apparently. even the translation of it and in some. some people translated it to Red instead.
of like that apple right the term that. it's actually means red that's what. they're trying to say they're not even. trying to say apple yeah we've just. converted it to an Apple because that's. the the best you know that story that. the way the way that story comes. together that you don't listen to God. you eat the apple and then oh [ __ ] now. you ruined everything yeah you know and. that's kind of what he's saying about. the whole idea of these psychedelic. mushrooms that they're they're hiding. these things from their conquerors.
they're hiding these things from the. Romans right so they they I mean imagine. if you had access to God and you had a. marauding intrusive Army that's about to. come into but you want to document. yeah hide it you have to hide it in. stories draw fish in that sand to let. people know yeah you're a Christian. which is so cool the underground. Christianity is so cool and the stories. of the Christian Saints getting [ __ ].
butchered and and and and ignited and. then like crying not because they're. being immolated but for the people. emulating them. oh [ __ ] that is so hardcore man hardcore. and dude to get back to your other thing. you know about like. that folder on the desktop this is if. you want to understand it always. confused me the whole Born Again thing. that's what they're talking about it's. like you have to. you have to like [ __ ] get rid of that. folder yeah you gotta get rid of that.
and you can and also what's cool about. it is you can it's saying you can you. don't have to like be that you don't. have to like continue on this like dark. shitty neurotic sad depressed selfish. greedy angry shadowy life like in any. second there is a way to enter the. Kingdom of Heaven which is apparently. here like stepping into another Universe. what the gnostics called gnosis to wake. up to like real reality and not the.
reality of the demiurge which is what I. would say if you want to find like what. the demiurge is it is the hypnotic. Zeitgeist that is being presented to us. by hierarchical power structures that. presents a universe of suffering and. sorrow and Hell danger with no solution. ever offered no one is safe No One Is. Safe and nothing can fix it no one will. fix this some version of that and and. what you do is you hypnotize people and.
now they worship you because they're. connecting to fear and and so this is. like the story of of like you know you. embody that for us call it whatever you. want Satan you embody that force and. that Hitler embodied Satan yeah just. follow me imagine Hitler when he was. what's that famous speech that he gave. the one that's available you could. actually watch it on YouTube I don't. know it was in front of this gigantic. throng of people yeah I mean he is the. guy that's leading the Holocaust he is.
the guy that's fine and he's hopped up. on meth hi is it high as a kite on math. they're shooting testosterone into him. he's out of his [ __ ] mind blasted. they're giving him cocaine injections. look how high he is. can we hear some of this because. now if you're a regular person. and you see someone talking with this.
kind of power. Bro you've seen him uh tweaking out at. the Olympics oh dude that's my favorite. Hitler incredible hardcore tweaking see. if you can find that. Hitler tweaking. but see that that speech is fascinating. because you're seeing it from there. where there's some speeches where you. see like the size of the crowd that he. was rallying for yeah there he is. tweaking not fun now if you wanted.
to bring Satan into the material world. you would do it through a god like. Hitler that's essentially Satan in the. material world he essentially was Satan. you essentially was Satan he was like a. pawn of Satan like if Satan is a real. thing well what is he what is evil it. was oh you're being silly son but if it. is evil it exists right evil the. Holocaust was evil what he did was evil. so. how do you know that's not Satan like. it's literally like satanic ideas he. looks possessed embedded in a human. being yeah like that's real that's a.
real thing and you can call it evil you. can call it corrupted by money you can. call it corrupted by power you can come. up with a bunch of names for it it's. just evil put it down and he's still. moving really fast I thought they sped. it up because the guy that guy's moving. really fast too but well I think cameras. were kind of goofy back then right but. he's just tweaking hard no if fans are. butts he's tweaking it looks like he's. getting like a rough back massage but. nobody's there looks like he's [ __ ] I. can see his hand oh dude he's about to.
pass out bro that the other hand is all. curled his left hand and everybody's so. scared of him no one's like dude relax. why are you [ __ ] rocking like that. like take some CBD someone on a podcast. had the story it might have been Dan. Carlin but there was a story about when. Hitler maybe it wasn't I'm not sure. Hitler went to visit Mussolini and. apparently he had just got back from a. campaign he was exhausted and so they. shot him up with testosterone and they. shot him up with cocaine and Mussolini. was going to try to get out of the war. and Hitler just [ __ ] cornered.
Mussolini and just talked at him for. like six hours. okay okay I guess we're in [ __ ] yeah. dude imagine getting cornered by Hitler. when you're on cocaine you're both on. coke probably I bet everybody who's on. coke back then dude do you know the. story of and I'm sorry doctor feel good. diet no that's a good story yeah you. know the story of diogen diogenes is I. don't know how to pronounce it there's a. story this is some great philosopher and.
Caesar hears about this great. philosopher apparently he was an ascetic. he's living by a a like a river he's. eating out of like he's eating out of. like a dog bowl but he's revered as This. brilliant. brilliant mind and so Caesar goes to. visit him. with his like you know I don't know. Chariot you know the the Imperial. regalia because he wants to co-opt the. philosopher that's what the state wants. to do is to create a connection between.
the philosopher and the state so he goes. there and he says to him you know I'll. give you anything you want just what is. it and he goes can you move a few steps. to the right you're blocking the Sun. the ultimate takedown of that [ __ ]. you're just a [ __ ] person that's all. you are whatever it is you've convinced. other people to think you are you're. just like me there's really no.
difference and and you just are doing. everything you can to steal the. Limelight from nature from God from the. light that's and it's it's so obvious. there's nothing there it's smoke and. mirrors Wizard of Oz it's when he comes. out from behind the [ __ ] curtain. there's nothing there there's especially. nothing compared to when you take the. mushrooms they didn't apparently Inspire. the Bible and you get the direct. transmission yeah and the direct. transmission really doesn't give a [ __ ].
about people like that it's almost. oblivious in a weird way but here's the. question do you think that in order for. significant cultural change sometimes. people like that have to exist to elicit. outrage and that that's what wakes. people up that's what leads people to. understand that you just can't just let. these feeble Minds run civilization you. just can't you can't and you got to get. involved because if you don't get. involved they stay in power right and. the same [ __ ] system corrupts your.
children their children everyone's. children in the future everyone's a. prisoner of this [ __ ] stupid thing. and it's not worth it it's not worth it. even for the people that are. perpetuating it because you're not going. to live forever you're going to live and. you're going to die and everybody's on. the same [ __ ] path. we got to make it better for everybody. and the only way to make it for better. for everybody the only way to make it. better for everybody is you gotta remove. money. and influence from any of these. decisions we've got you can't you can't. let people make money because you've.
made decisions to kill folks you can't. let people make money because you've. made decisions to imprison people right. I can't and yeah you can't reward it but. you know I think there's a a precursor. step I mean if the first step is. mushrooms even before you take the much. stop being an idolater like in the. [ __ ] Bible I always was confused like. what's this worshiping false idol [ __ ]. because it just seemed odd I was like. why the [ __ ] does God give us a [ __ ]. about that it created the universe so. what they're like throwing flowers at a.
cow who [ __ ] cares but now in my old. age I get it because it's not it's not. it's obviously it's representing. don't let anybody trick you into. thinking that they're God don't let. anybody trick you into thinking that. they are some whatever the [ __ ] it is. don't let don't let a middle man. tell you that he's got a direct line to. the Divine that you don't have because. whatever that may be whether it's.
literally God whether it's some access. to some world of scientific information. that you're too dumb to understand. whatever it may be don't fall prey don't. succumb to that level of manipulation. and the best way to do that is to look. for the truth and for me that's God. that's aligning with what I would think. of as a Transcendent benevolent ever. expanding. Consciousness and then this is where the. mushrooms come in and that at that point. once you get a taste of that then the TR.
those tricks don't work anymore they. don't work as well they can still work. but it doesn't work as well it's like. you're not gonna it's like you're if. someone's giving you waku steak and then. like then so they're like hey do you. want to go eat delicious steak with me. uh here or do should we just go to. Sizzler. what are you gonna say what are you. gonna say and so that's the idea it's. like those people are Sizzler it's not. it doesn't you you you number one you.
don't care as much that you might die. because you've connected with something. that seems to transcend death and so. then once you've done that what power do. they [ __ ] have now you're not afraid. to die now they're burning you alive and. you're praying for them while you die. what wow what a mind [ __ ] what a mind. [ __ ] watching someone you're emulating. cry and pray for you because they've. they there they they see how lost you. are. oh that person is not sleeping anymore.
like you're not sleeping after that you. it's so powerful but you got to Anchor. yourself in something other than the. world or the world will drag your ass. all over the place well the world that. we live in is the world of the animal we. are animals and we're we're so connected. to this biological existence that is. fueled our Evolution that's what we were. a long time ago and we still have that. DNA that DNA of the survival animal that. is being threatened that's encroached.
upon by is this the competition of. survival of the fittest amongst the. breed. I mean you can watch it and you watch it. in that chimp Empire show you watch the. way chimpanzees do it so yeah we're. we're an accelerated version of it. that's it that's just us and. there's got to be an understanding of. that if we're gonna we've got to. understand that we're susceptible to. like someone running things right. susceptible to a leader it's a natural. built-in it's not like we see this.
person like that person is so good at. life they should probably run everything. sure it's not like that it's like we. just need someone yeah like who's my are. you my daddy you're not my daddy you're. my daddy for four years but I'll tell. you what we're gonna vote you out daddy. we need the country needs a new Daddy. yeah you know right now. we got grumpy Grandpa's got problems and. we try to ignore it you know we try to. pretend it doesn't exist but you know. everybody like knows. and then every four years you get a new. Daddy and sometimes you hate daddy daddy.
sucks Daddy's a racist it's like your. mom to get in here yeah man yeah right. into the whole yes yeah and the whole. [ __ ] thing is so dumb so dumb because. you you you're and what's really nuts is. like you're spending at least I'm basing. this on scanning Twitter apparently all. of your day. angry at the government or angry at. people who don't like the government and. the whole time that that's happening.
your life is just rotting away rotting. and melting away your chance to like be. in the world and experience actual. reality where the daddy is the seasons. and the daddy is gravity and the daddy. space space you miss all of that and so. you like instead of like connecting to. Sky mind is as it's called sometimes. you're connecting to like this one pixel.
in a in in a tiny little fragmentary. part of human history and and you are. generating uh powerful emotions from the. machinations of whoever this person may. be it's very sad just because you're. missing out yeah on the bigger picture. probably probably like it's a bigger. it's there's it's a bigger thing out. there how exciting like even if you're. the most profound atheist in the world. do the experiment like do an experiment. pray don't like just it doesn't matter.
how you pray pray like an [ __ ] pray. abusively towards God like do any form. of prayer at all you just have to be. open-minded about what happens over the. next few days just be open-minded throw. in the mushrooms see what happens. because. even if it's all [ __ ] and there's. just something built into the DNA of. humanity that when we invoke a deity it. makes our lives better. yeah it. is some materialist explanation behind.
why the majority of people on the planet. believe in prayer and will claim that. has made their life better great you've. figured out some like hack for your yeah. biology you know but what if it's real. she [ __ ] well what if it's real because. of the hack right what if that's what it. is it's like you just have to get your. mind to a state where Heaven Is Real you. get your mind to a state where there is. a God yeah yeah you don't you just it's. not like you bully you have to believe. it forever either but also if it's a god.
beyond your comprehension. beyond the comprehension of the mere. mortal brain to just even Envision what. that means. wouldn't it mean something that created. the universe sure okay well something. definitely created the universe so if. there is a God it's left a giant [ __ ]. footprint right it's it's letting you. know it's done this a universe you might. say well it doesn't exist because. there's not really a man in the clouds. and there's not a guy with a beard some.
patriarchal [ __ ] who runs the world. and doesn't like gays that's not what. we're talking about that's the god of. man but whatever it is made the universe. is a thing yeah what is that thing is it. just chance is it just chance is it just. atoms collidings just a bunch of chaos. going on in in a [ __ ] hyperspace form. is that what it is okay maybe that's God. maybe that thing is God yeah because it. literally creates everything so whatever. that is at one level it is that at.
another level it's a unified harmonious. event now because this is the idea is. there's a distinction absolute reality. this is the sum total of all things this. is when you know you've taken the right. dose of mushrooms where you are gone. yeah unitive Consciousness you are now. part of the whole that's absolute. reality relative reality is the chaos. the the you one does not negate the.
other the two are working together in. this beautiful dance that they do with. each other and so so if you get lost in. one or the other you're gonna embarrass. yourself like this is the thing it's. like if you get too caught up in. absolute reality then you're not paying. your credit card bills this is when. Jesus said offer unto Caesar what is. Caesar's it's like you must acknowledge. the material world because you're. [ __ ] in it and you got to pay bills. right doesn't it also mirror the Free. Will argument the Free Will versus.
determinism. like determinism states that you have no. free will right but clearly you do yeah. you know you make choices absolutely we. all make choices so the idea that these. choices are only made because of the. contents of your existence kind of true. but also you can you can learn and make. better choices next time like there's. something going on so both things I. think are going on simultaneously but. people want to be very dogmatic about it. they will argue to the death that it's. only determinism and people will argue.
with death to death that Free Will is. what really shapes the world yeah. determinism is nonsense and there's been. plenty of examples of people that came. from horrific backgrounds that grew to. become exemplary people yeah it is the. Continuum runs from this kind of like uh. um. I don't know eternalism and nihilism. that's the Continuum so uh you know when. you get imbalanced in one or the other. there's like it has a a real effect on. your life but the the the idea is uh you.
know for example like does God change. what maybe the personality of God. changes maybe the idea that that we that. we aren't part of God that if God is the. totality of all things and the sum total. of all lives that have ever lived. outside outside and inside of time. you're part of God you're part of the. evolution of God you're part of the. outgrowth or outflow of the Divine. Consciousness like that is who and what.
you are and so you change so God changes. in fact it appears that God loves change. because things are constantly changing. within that creation if you want to use. that Universe yeah nothing is in a. static state right yeah which is why it. drives me crazy when people talk about. controlling the climate. and I'm like listen we should definitely. stop polluting we should we should we. should definitely stop releasing CO2. from admissions if we can do that we. should definitely stop doing all those. things we should definitely figure out a.
way to [ __ ] do something to stop the. harm that industrial agriculture is. doing absolutely we definitely should. figure that out also this [ __ ] that's. going to happen you got no say in ice. age's super volcanoes asteroid impacts. nuclear war earthquakes yeah there's. some [ __ ] that goes down and has gone. down and that's what shaped the very. mountains you're vacationing in stupid. like that's literally the Earth being. upheavy right at the bottom by molten. lava right the rise of the crust that.
creates these Majestic Peaks that you. like to ski down you [ __ ] ape yeah. we have to protect nature like Nature's. not going to protect you I'll tell you. that it'll Shake everything off and. start again every [ __ ] billion years. if it wants to it's I think it's very. scary at first if you really acknowledge. the reality of how. finite you are and how the planet that.
you're on is uncontrollable and and that. we maybe we can make some shifts I'm not. obviously clearly carbonation everything. you said obviously first of all. obviously yeah obviously everyone wants. clean water everyone wants clean air we. all want that stuff at stop pretending. some part of your species is like. somebody dumped some oil in that [ __ ]. ocean out there I want to it's it's it's. it's very condescending and I think it's.
like non-productive if your goal is to. get everyone on board telling half of. the people or whoever that they're. [ __ ] idiots is not going to get them. to your rallies like there needs to be a. little more compassion towards towards. those people but yeah man to deal with. the real truth which is like No One's. Gonna remember you in about 200 years. yeah no one will think about you No. One's Gonna Remember You No One's Gonna. care about you no one will visit Your. Grave there will be no one dreaming of.
you because they're going to be dead and. they're you're gone and it doesn't. matter even if they do care about you. because you're gone you're gone you're. out you're gone you're out I hope you. did a good job of informing the people. of everything you learned around you and. hug as many people so they miss you. but that's about it buddy we're all on. some weird infinite journey and I think. some people have gotten a little. confused into thinking that what they. they don't understand that their their.
attempt to like quote Save the Planet. which again please do. is actually an attempt to keep. themselves from dying yeah they have 100. right that's what it is it's also a. righteous ideology to attach yourself to. that elevates your social standing. that's a problem with all environmental. movements there's a lot of people that. run them that are douchebags and there's. a lot of people that run them that are. beautiful amazing people that really do. just want to change the world and then. and then there's people that attach. themselves to movements because if you. attach yourself to a righteous movement. you must be a righteous person and so it.
exonerate some of all their shitty. personality traits because they can say. hey man I'm [ __ ] doing this for the. Earth you know and they have all this. shitty [ __ ] energy that's attached to. a cause that you probably support yeah. you're like hey man how about [ __ ] you. and then you don't even like the. environment anymore now you want to use. plastic straws [ __ ] the turtles yeah man. I just don't see how a strategy that has. built into it condescending aggression. is going to create the massive changes. that that you are prescribing yes how.
the [ __ ] is it even gonna work how's it. possible you are ignoring the entire. human biome and the psychology of that. biome and thinking what are you going to. do shame people and to like into not. using plastic are you going to humiliate. people yeah what are you going to do how. does that work it doesn't work it's. never going to work yeah it does I saw a. [ __ ] a meme online that was amazing. it was a paper straw in a plastic. package.
it's amazing looking at that like how. ridiculous that is exactly how is that. not in the Babylon Bay or something like. this is this real they really have a. paper straw that's wrapped in a plastic. package [ __ ] crazy that's so nuts but. it did it really all come out of that. one sea turtle that got a straw up his. nose that horrible video that was the. worst that was horrible yeah I came. because of that sea turtle I bet there. was coconut straw and. some kind of like Atlantean Coke I think. Joey Diaz actually said that it's funny.
a paper straw and plastic wrapper the. green movement in a single picture I. think I might have stolen that from Joey. Joey sorry that's still a very funny. joke yeah I'm just trying to figure out. where I heard that I think it's Joey the. it's like okay let's think about the. language of it right okay things are. getting hot we got to cool them down yes. cool yourself down first because this is. the the idea is you are part of the. planet yes and you're like if you the. energy that you are invoking every day.
is hot angry fiery yeah everyone around. you and then it affects them as they. affect other people so since you're part. of the planet aside from doing all the. things that make sense regarding carbon. emissions or whatever it is that you you. think is going to fix things you have to. do the something a lot harder than. recycling yeah you have to calm down. right and get real peaceful because I. think that's what you want in the world. that's what everybody wants in the world. but it's just hard when you don't have. it in yourself so if you don't have it.
in yourself you have to take control of. your own biology and your own mind and. help yourself first once you help. yourself. and you put that energy out there you. could defect the people around you they. can affect the people around them that's. why some neighborhoods are better than. you know not just because of Economics. but also because some areas like filled. with nicer people yeah you know it's. like you get a good neighborhood you got. a good neighborhood that's beautiful you. got a great neighbor like hey buddy. what's up yeah like you're cool with. them the best so nice it's actually fun. it's wonderful you know I had the best.
[ __ ] neighbor in California he's the. nicest guy and uh his [ __ ] house. caught on fire and my friend Bud. actually had his house fire put out. because he was friends with the firemen. and he stayed in while they evacuated I. was so happy that they saved this guy's. house that's so cool such a good dude. it's just it's so nice when you do like. like people and you see him like there's. a guy in my neighborhood and every time. I drive by he waves at me yeah he's his. old fella and he's always like tending. to his garden he's out there in the.
front and every time anybody drives by. this guy waves and I wave to him and I. look forward to it and I drive that way. during the day because I know that he's. going to be out there because I want to. I want to say hi I want to leave see. that it's so simple it's like in such a. little love thing we're just exchanging. love don't put your [ __ ]. condescending political sign in your. yard you know what I mean like and and. it's like intentionally cutting you off. from your [ __ ] neighbors presupposing.
that whatever their particular political. ideologies are their brutes compared to. you right stop doing that stuff you are. creating the problem you're trying to. fix yeah just via the the mechanism. you're using to fix the world is. condescending [ __ ] patronizing signs. designed to infuriate your [ __ ]. neighbors that is a weird one when you. see those signs on people's Lawns it's. like what are you doing yeah how about. you put I love you in your [ __ ] yard.
how about you do that or like come over. if you're hungry do that that's badass I. saw a dude in front of his house he had. a painted gigantic painted side there's. a hunk if you love Trump. that is really good letting everybody. in front of his house just all day. [ __ ] Frank Frank torturing he's in. there wearing it that dude is not. experiencing any space no peace no peace.
no real peace because real peace also. [ __ ] use a lot of [ __ ] use I'm sure. people probably roll the window down. y'all [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you worship the. golden calf precious silver calf it's a. war. you worship the monkey of light you. dummy yeah you fell for it you fell for. it you sucker yeah. yeah exactly man that mag occult yeah. the whole time the real like reality is.
we're sharing a planet and we're all. basically the same and that's the truth. that's the truth that's the truth that's. the truth it's in some people are like. confused and some people aren't and. every the best thing to do is to like. help yeah regard like hell just help. like your friend who put out the [ __ ]. fire yeah he wasn't like what wait who. did you vote for again right. well I guarantee you that guy voted. Democrat and my friend is not. it's it's it's like altruism is is is.
non-political what should it used to be. it used to be okay it used to be okay to. have differing political views yes. people used to have friends that were. Republicans and friends that were. Democrats and everybody was okay. together now everybody's like isolated. in a tribe after Trump trump because. he's so bombastic and he's got so much. ego and it's so crazy like I think even. if he's good to get us away from the. swamp he's bad for the way people. interact with each other because they. hated him so much there's never been a. guy that like people openly hated like.
that that was running for president I. mean name one that was president that. people openly hated because even W after. 9 11 people were on his side yeah after. 9 11 I remember he made that speech we. will get all those people that did that. or smoke them out of their holes like we. were like [ __ ] yeah yeah everybody was. like [ __ ] yeah the whole country had. [ __ ] American flags in their cars. people that are young that don't. remember those days maybe you're too. young for it it was a. fundamental shift in the way everybody.
thought about everybody people were. letting people in they were letting. people change lanes people were waving. to people it was weird it was weird. everybody had decided to chill the [ __ ]. out yeah man and joined together we. realized like we're all in this together. we're all Americans yeah you can do it. in that you know you do that without War. you could do that without war and you. could do that the way you do like I as. above so below if we regardless of.
whatever the [ __ ] news is telling us. why we should hate this person and why. we should like that person if we ignore. all that [ __ ] and we all just start. finding ways to connect with each other. at the very least just stop judging. people as harshly as you are uh I think. the government will follow I think like. we'll Wag the Dog so to speak that the. government is like a reflection of us. and and that the more we like just. delete that folder abandon in the. [ __ ] programming abandon the the way.
they've been separating us and there's. so many ridiculous factions that are. supposed to hate each other the more we. could expect the government to shift and. maybe that's naive it might not be naive. it might be the only way and also the. people that get into the government. people that grow up with this message. instead of being indoctrinated into that. system they come in there with like an. eye for change like a mind for change it. is possible change is always possible.
because we are the living embodiment of. the fact that change is possible right. where the biggest experiment in. self-government the world has ever known. and right now there's there's factions. of our world that are working to try to. undermine the whole self-government. aspect of it well yeah it's because the. federal [ __ ] government doesn't need. to be that big I mean like we have this. like gargantuan [ __ ] massive federal. government they could needs to get. paired down uh and and but it wants to.
keep power and it wants to divide of. people in there there's a lot of people. in there that need to be paid there's a. lot of money flowing we're supposed to. be on the same team yes we're all. supposed to be Americans and that brings. me back to the aliens yes because if. there is anything that's going to wake. people the [ __ ] up. to to how weird this whole thing is yeah. is if all these people that are coming. forward. all these people that are talking about.
us having retrieved alien crafts the. Virginia incident in Brazil yeah that uh. they documented in that film a moment of. a moment of contact which is amazing. James Fox movie I don't know if you've. seen it it's [ __ ] incredible. it seems like there was a crashed UFO it. seems like there was a crashed UFO in. Virginia Brazil in 1996 and it's like. they have you go into the town they have. a replica of it that's at the center the. beginning of the Town yeah when you're. entering into the town they have a. [ __ ] UFO everyone who was alive back.
then has a story of seeing these things. flying through the air yeah the people. that made contact with these creatures. one of them died of a horrible bacterial. infection they there's record of them. transporting it to three different. hospitals wow yeah wild [ __ ] man wild. [ __ ] they did an autopsy on it. supposedly the Air Force supposedly flew. into Virginia Brazil and came back with. the wreckage wow yeah why did Brazil. give like Oh you mean the Brazilian area. of course the United States why they.
give away their UFO because they. probably had to. probably look governments give countries. Aid they do this they do that we work. this will protect you from that we'll do. this to help you from that there's a lot. of weird [ __ ] going on and if if there's. one country that really does have both. possession of crashed UFOs and has a. whole division a secret division where. they find crashed UFOs and retrieve them.
and this is what this guy David crush is. saying yeah he's saying they do have. that and they are in possession of that. and then they're lying to Congress. they're not showing Congress this and. they're not showing the American people. this but if they did if we knew how much. of I mean that's the Ronald Reagan. speech to the United Nations did you. ever heard that speech yeah sure it's an. amazing speech yeah yeah because it made. all the people the UFO dorks go. right it's real but there was nothing. forever nothing you to be a UFO fanatic.
from like 1980 to like. 2017. you had to be a [ __ ]. I was one of those guys but you had it. was not much you weren't getting much. you occasionally get a book I remember. um I mean Roswell you had Roswell you. did have Roswell but you also had some. weird stuff and one of the weird things. we had was the um the abduction. phenomenon. that was very weird well the the guy.
from Harvard John Mack who did those all. those hypnotic regression sessions with. people that claimed to have been. abducted and they were eerily similar. yeah eerily similar but apparently. people have like questioned his. methodology and people have questioned. like the leading nature of whether or. not he led people into these thoughts. you know like by questioning and asking. them okay what have you experienced have. you been experienced have you been. encountering UFOs as an alien I don't.
know what he what he asked you know what. it's called swamp gassing that you know. what that term swamp gasing. yeah you you so people are having. legitimate experiences all around the. [ __ ] planet and then people are like. they're they're all crazy right or they. were all tricked into saying something. what are the criticisms of John see if. you can find Google criticisms of John. Mack uh abduction hypnotherapy man I. gotta use it this is the problem with.
these things like we have a zipper on. the back. yeah it's been four hours dude we can't. end it on the other middle of a UFO. thing we gotta finish out the I will. hold okay I will piss in my [ __ ]. furry outfit. well we don't have to. we could just end no let's no I mean I. like to that's something I got it I. don't wanna that's something meow meow.
does what do you got the John Mack thing. I remember talking about the John Mack. thing yeah that's right. how are you doing you're right over. there with your peepee it's hard right. it's hard to concentrate meow meow likes. to be on himself don't do it anymore. he's already done that Ari's pissing. here a half a dozen times. um in the old one he used to like piss. and kombucha bottles. so he interviewed all those children in. Zimbabwe that had a mass sighting and. that one that one's crazy compelling. very very very compelling because all.
these kids have the same story and he. talks to them independently and they all. have the same story. look look man if these [ __ ]. whistleblowers are telling the truth we. have been visited yeah and these kids. are telling the truth which makes way. more sense than they're all just lying. and they all have the same story yeah it. doesn't make sense it's gonna be so fun. to go back through every single like one. of these events that we have like rolled. our eyes at from the perspective that we. have UFOs can you play some of this.
jammies yeah what I remember reading. about this though I would just want to. add this in uh I read that this would be. antithetical to what he's saying or what. we're hearing right now um he spoke to. all these kids in like a a big room. there's like 60 kids and you talk to. them all at once and acid sort of was. like leading them on questions did you. see this did you see that and a couple. of them did and then when they're in. this environment where he's talking to. them one-on-one they're kind of all. remembering what they talked about in. that room. interesting I don't know if that's. exactly what happened but that's. interesting but let's let's hear the.
kids talk let me hear it was the pointy. part it was the pointy part in here or. was the pointy pie out then up there. and what was this back up back it up. Jamie so I can hear what he's talking. about here thank you. no did you see the eyes yeah here it is. what do they look like. where was the pointy Parton it was the. pointy part in here was the pointy part. then up there.
and what was the feeling when you looked. at the eyes. it was scary. and what scary why what made it scary. evil. and what was evil about them. say what you mean by evil.
with what is staring at you as if what. as if to do what. if it wanted to come and take you that. was the feeling you got that it wanted. you to go with it. did you feel like you wanted to go with. it no did you feel what was the effect. on you when when you felt it wanted to. have you go with it what happened I just. I moved to when I started crying they. came running up here in such a panic and.
I mean even if we had staged it they. could not have run all together like. that even if we practice this I don't. know how many times that they came up. here like a living snake and they just. came we were in a staff meeting and we. just heard them screaming screaming ah. then they were like yeah you know and. child can't make that up. wow very skeptical in the beginning as. well. um I believe that they've seen something. but I wasn't prepared to accept that it. was anything Supernatural or anything. like that so if we know now that they.
actually do visit yeah and that there. actually has been some sort of contact. and when that guy was describing you. have physical bodies. who's saying if you have a crashed. vehicle sometimes you have a dead pilot. that was his way of describing it like. holy [ __ ] man yeah that means they come. and there's an actual alien yeah so. imagine you're in Zimbabwe and you're a. kid just hanging out at school and a. [ __ ] actual UFO lands and aliens get. out and you think they're thinking about.
taking you yeah and that was kind of. planted in her head by him I felt like. right I felt like that was kind of. leading like he led her to say that I. feel like there's a way that you could. have talked to her first of all you'd. have to calm her down first my strategy. would be to get her very relaxed talking. first I don't know if they did that but. ask her a bunch of questions yeah what. do you like to do what's your favorite. part of school what's your favorite. subject you play any sports do you have. any games you like just talk about it. kids love to talk about things they like.
to talk about right and then go I'm. really sorry this happened to you but um. can you tell me what happened and then. just let them talk let them talk and you. don't say did you feel like it was. trying to take you right like don't you. don't don't plant me I think you yeah I. think with a little kid you have to say. so um why was it evil could you could. was it evil because you couldn't see. their eyeball because their eyes were. different right you know like what what. felt evil because like if you look into. a [ __ ] Eagle's eyes they look evil. sure he eagles look evil their eyes.
looking at you like this if an ego was. as big as you it would be [ __ ]. terrible dude that would be the worst. but you could saddle them. but do you know they used to have a bird. like that it was called a terror bird it. was like an enormous bird that lived in. North America that was like well I think. it was way bigger than like. a human being they were [ __ ] huge. huge predatory birds that didn't fly. you ever heard of these things Terror. Birds Terror Birds yeah Google Terror.
Birds. there was these ancient birds that lived. [ __ ] I don't know how long ago man but. they were [ __ ] enormous. look there's some images of like what. one looked like next yeah the up top. where it looked like no no up top up top. that's the that's that's how big they. were so you could have written one of. these oh yeah [ __ ] for sure if it. didn't eat your dick immediately it. would swallow you whole you ever see. like a [ __ ] pelican swallow a seagull.
hole dude that would be what it would be. doing to a human gulpey down that was a. real animal dude that is how I would. dress if I wrote it imagine if you could. [ __ ] get one of those things to. follow your lead look he's got a bite. the thing in its mouth a bridle. but the reality was I think they were. way before people like when do these. things exist. terror bird when it exists here. size of these [ __ ] what an. awesome name cool.
they range from three meters to 10 feet. what does it says cut it out there 66. it says they range from one to three. meters so three to ten feet so a big one. was Ten Feet Tall. so 53 to uh wow zero a hundred thousand. years ago so they lived alongside human. beings oh my God [ __ ] that oh my God no. wonder why they're dead we probably. [ __ ] slayed got rid of them since. there's even a slightly smaller version. that dating to 18 000 and 96 000 years.
ago. Dude imagine what those Talons could do. to you click on that one the relatively. small one how big is that. relatively small. look at that dagger beak. what does it saying two 2.6 feet six. feet all right 20 pounds you've seen. that shoe bill right you've seen that. [ __ ] creepy thing that lives in the. Congo no man I can come here for all my. biology because like you show me dude. shoe bills oh yeah I've seen that those.
things they're huge too shoe bills are. like four feet tall. this is a giant ass bird and they. clacked their teeth together they. clocked their bills. you never heard it no good get of it. [ __ ] that. get out of my yard. haha. that's how they let you know they're. coming look at those eyes if you're a. little kid and you see that eye getting. out of a spaceship you'd be like what. the [ __ ] man look at that look at that. thing look at that [ __ ] and they.
[ __ ] fish up they [ __ ] fish up there's a. a crazy video of a shoe Bill there it is. it's eating a snakehead fish so those. Snakehead fishes those fish get out of. the water and they walk on land to try. to find more water so you have this. [ __ ] dinosaur fish getting eaten by. this dinosaur bird. you finally make it out of out of your. Lake and that [ __ ] thing.
dude we're so lucky we got born as. humans and you're walking like this like. Jesus Christ get me to the water give me. the [ __ ] what nope no clamps of death. look at those that you showed up you've. been promoting these birds. That's So Meta yeah. ah 2 000 episodes a thousand episodes my. brother and you've been there from the. very beginning so we've had some of them. my very favorite fun podcast yeah I. think this is my favorite of all of them.
I love you all right boys I love you too. Joe you're the best thank you so much. thanks for doing this show thanks for. letting me be on it please and thank you. for Duncan Trussell Family Hour that's. uh my favorite podcast oh my brother I. listen to your podcast all the time no. you don't don't tell me that I'm getting. nervous you have the best ads of all. time they really do and when I need. something fun interesting I go to your. podcast all the time it's amazing man. all the different episodes that we've. done all the different outfits I think. my favorite was when we were dressed up. like clowns and they quoted us on Fox. News one of the greatest moments of my.
life. well they'll probably do that with this. one with furries Joe can I plug one shot. please do coming up Dania Beach Improv. you can find the ticket Links at. duncatrussell.com you dude you're the. [ __ ] man I love you to death I'm so. glad you're out here too oh thanks for. thanks for luring us all out here man. like it's we love Austin thank you I. love it is Dania Beach Florida oh [ __ ]. oh my god oh that's so weird oh God.
that's nuts that's nuts how is that. possible I don't know man because I. generated that with an AI. goodbye. [Music].
