Joe Rogan Experience #1994 - Theo Von

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day the Austin Texas what what a pop you. got last night that was a lot of. pressure that was a lot of pressure they. went crazy one of the nice things about. these shows that we do is that no one. knows who's going to be on them these. Joe Rogan and Friends shows so like it. could be a surprise you were surprise.

last night yeah and uh we got we got. video of it is it uh on the uh mother. gram Mothership Instagram that's. actually a better name should be the. mother yeah right oh. yeah look at this do they have a pop all. right here we go. [Applause].

bro you got a standing o what's up crazy. dude you spent the first 30 seconds of. your set High fiveing. people come on son look at this look at. this it was crazy some dude threw some. Seaman up at me I think real Seaman like. in that movie um Silence of the Lambs. yeah I don't know if it was real or not. yeah yeah the guy locked in the cell. yeah I batted it down I respected. it but yeah people that dude that was.

awesome man thank you congrats my. pleasure congrats Cuz I remember last. time I was here you just we went and you. know you were W you walked me through. and you're like this is where the. lights's going to go when you go on like. you had everything to how long ago was. that that was last July okay so last. July there. was that we hadn't even raised the. floors yet right y'all were just talking. about it yeah that was that was before. we lowered the ceiling and raised the. floors that was so you got in when it. looked like a movie theater still looked.

like the old movie theater right yeah I. think you were just talking about. adjusting the floor Heights and doing. something like that yeah dude it was a I. mean that was crazy that was. probably that was a highlight of my I. mean that was a a highlight of my life I. think I think so too cuz you get to be a. surprise like there's not as much. surprises anymore in the world you know. it's true so to to have a moment where. you're like part of a surprise I think. felt really good yeah that's that's what. it looked like yeah so that so when you.

were there it was all rough and. everything was you know just beginning. so you were there the early days it's. weird to be in there now. because I mean I don't want to sound. crazy but I feel like that. place has always been. there it's weird like the club has. always been there yeah the club it's. like it's it's like it was waiting for. us like a Stephen King book for real. like that that that I've never been in a. building that felt more like it was.

conscious the place feels. conscious my daughter's into ghosts and. [ __ ] and she has this uh this thing that. she puts on this uh this headphone. that's connected to some some box and. someone will ask questions and the the. Box will pick up like random signals and. you're blindfold and you listen to this. and so uh they they do this to test. places for ghosts and she says that. place is haunted she said the club is.

yeah oh I believe that I could see it. being haunted probably she's also. 12 well I'm older than her but I could I. would agree with her probably I mean I. could see there being I will say this it. felt like there was some kind of. um it felt I I can understand when you. say like this feels like it should have. been there over time in history like. it's already like was just supposed to. land there you know that's what it feels. like it really does it was cool man I. walked the green it was just crazy.

there's like that big snake is like in. the there's like a snake in the table. Yeah and then they had Ron White is. sitting there you know and then um Tom. siguro was in there uh Dave Vel was in. there Louie cats um crazy Ian I don't. know Ian's last name but it was yeah. dude it was awesome man and just to see. it come to fruition that was I think. that's the thing that was really. exciting it was like wow like if. somebody thinks about something and.

they're really focused on it that they. can make something real you can actually. make something happen and I've never. done that before this this is the first. time I've ever done that it was it was. yeah I think it was inspiring probably. in ways I don't even realize cuz. sometimes you get inspired and then it. like just hit you later you know but but. it was awesome man thank you it was cool. my pleasure yeah you did I mean you yeah. you guys are making it happen yeah it's. crazy it is yeah it's but it you know I. always kind of knew you could do.

something like that but doing it. actually doing it and actually watching. take play and doing it like relatively. low stress it was relatively low stress. like it's you know except for a few. issues that you have to deal with at the. club it's not not not a big deal yeah. you know and y'all don't have food right. yeah that's a big one oh [ __ ] food. there's yeah all the condiments and all. of that just stains everything and gets. on everything I feel like not only that. you get roaches and all kinds of other.

[ __ ] and roaches love ketchup I bet do. they everybody loves ketchup yeah I like. ketchup on hot dogs oh dude I bet if you. could really get it out of a roach if. you [ __ ] tickled him hard enough he'd. tell you he liked it I like relish. relish is my favorite yeah but we got. food next door on both sides of us yeah. they got everything shitty Mexican food. and shitty Pizza yeah just what Comics. deserve too we got some good pizza last. night though they got some good I'm I'm. not eating it but uh AEL got something.

from some high-end Pizza Place Hoboken. something Pizza something he's the. funniest man yeah they had um a lot of. ghost stuff like I grew up in Louisiana. right and so ghosts and ghosts and stuff. was a big part of the history you know. especially in the South you know I think. um what do you think a ghost is a. ghost probably just some busy body that. just didn't get all their stuff done.

ooh they were lazy when they were alive. so they hang around after like you know. what it's like it's like those dudes who. would hang around the high school after. they already graduated yeah like what. are you doing. loser yeah look at this ghost over here. yeah look at this ghost oh they had a. dude uh who would bring like uh who was. always dating like an underage chick and. he' come and like hand the McDonald's. over the fence at our school oh god oh. and everybody how old was he oh. everybody thought he was damn Prince. everybody thought he was like the.

luckiest guy in the world but he yeah he. was older he just like was an adult and. like a 20y old adult or like a. 30-year-old adult it gets exponentially. creepier right like if if you just. graduated and you're 18 and your. girlfriend is 17 that [ __ ] is completely. normal yeah you know but if you're 19. and she's 17 people start to look a. little sideways huh that extra 12 months. makes a big difference if you're. 20 and she said 17 people will get very.

upset with you even in places where it's. legal where where it is legal in a few. places which is kind of weird yeah and. if you are 35 and she's 17 you can't be. a comedian anymore I'll that are you. sure I don't know who knows I mean who. knows BR who knows I don't know but it's. weird like what's legal versus what's. okay like it it's it really depends on. men right because uh with men.

like if a 17-year-old boy if if some. 40-year-old lady [ __ ] a 17-year- old. boy I'm like all right dude how was it. is she crazy what's going on if she's. hot and he's not coerced and drugged who. cares but if a 40-year-old man is. banging a 17-year-old girl I get very. upset yep isn't that interesting mhm. it's a very different standard for men. and women well now I think a lot of. women can be like uh they can man ulate.

men too of course they can they've. always been able to do that right but. that never really kind of gets brought. into context like a lot of older teacher. women they can manipulate a young fell. oh they're getting busted all the time. they're always getting busted but they. get this they get don't do that again. hey stop blowing kids that's what they. get they get a little slap on the wrist. they don't go to jail they go to jail. for blowing kids no you think they don't. no I think they have like a little. [ __ ] trial and everything and they go.

hey get out of here yeah just get just. go crazy dick. sucker yeah we're going to get you in. Uber you need to go home unless she's. trying to get the the 17-year-old to. impregnate her then you need to go to. jail you freaky [ __ ] yeah I think ruin. some 17-year-old's life with a kid yeah. well not just a kid a kid with you you. know he doesn't know what's going on. he's just trying to bust a nut then all. of a sudden he has a responsibility of. raising a child and you're making him. get a job and he's going to bring pay. bills and what about his future he's.

going to fail science I know that why. just cuz he's not going to be able to do. it all he's not going to be able to have. the job and get to school and do it all. and take care of the kid I don't think a. CH you know well good news is it takes. nine months for the kid to come out so. you have nine months of prep time where. you get your [ __ ] together do a lot of. men you think use that time to really. grow up when that's that you think God. that's why God made it that long of a. time period I do not think God had men. in mind when he was doing that no if.

there is a God I think they just wanted. to make sure that the baby's a. complicated organ or complicated. organism rather very complicated more. complicated than any other child of any. other animal that's ever been born human. babies are the weirdest really yeah. that's why they come out so vulnerable. every other animal comes out and they. can move around for the most part. although I did see a deer uh just a. couple of days ago on my street I was. going for a walk and the mama mama deer. bounced off a little and I saw this. little tiny. little tiny baby deer squatted down and.

laid down the grass cuz that's what they. do when they're really really young cuz. they can't run away from anything so. their best strategy is to kind of blend. in and hide that's why they have those. white dots all over their body the white. dots like say if they're in Grass the. white dots obscure their their shape so. predators might not see and I think. there's something about their smell. Google that we have we finally have. internet again Google uh what is the. smell of of newborn.

fawns cuz I think there's like some. strategy that nature has with their. smell yeah the baby deer has no scent so. predators that may depend on their sense. of smell have difficulty finding the. young deer the mother always close at. hand tends to Circle back towards where. her baby lies to get the attention of. the Predator yeah that's what they did. with us so the they're like that do. they're like that oh it's false it says. it's false oh this one's where the [ __ ]. is the first one from the Henderson.

State University what a [ __ ] [ __ ]. University no go to the top is that. where it's from that's it what a [ __ ]. hey I got my [ __ ] degree from. Henderson Dan Henderson he's a. principal I asked him what baby deer. smell like he goes what are you a. [ __ ] douchebag smelling deers this is. false uh [ __ ] popup for a [ __ ]. outdoor tactical backpack this is false. their unique scent is how their mothers. identify them in fact they urin on their.

tarsel glands daily even when just a few. days old oh they're freaks man they're. pissing on themselves going crazy Elk. elk piss on themselves when they're when. they're horny really yeah their dick. it's hard and their dick flops up and. down when they scream. they their dick flops and they start. pissing all over themselves they piss. all over themselves I've never look at. this guy I've never been that horny this. dude's horny as [ __ ] and he's a young. fella that's not a big elk even though. they're big cuz they're all big but that.

is like. a a smaller elk that's like a 300 in Elk. if I had a guess cams might correct me. look at his dick though he got his dick. yeah [ __ ] scratching on the ground. and he's trying to get his scent. everywhere he got that limb on him huh. mhm look he's got his dicks flopping. around see he's pissing all over himself. and then he's laying around he's like. they want to [ __ ] so bad that's Joe's. juice right there thing is serving huh. you know what's crazy about them they're. only hor like that for like a month yeah.

thank god dude they would ruin a. schoolyard I mean that they do ruin they. ran on a schoolyard if they're horny and. people get stupid oh we take a. selfie they get [ __ ] speared like a. 700 lb super athlete I would hate having. that much wiener I feel like really you. don't know until you have it you just. have to find the right gals no I don't. think so you think so I think so I oh no. no no no no no no don't show me me this. don't show me this I think this one was.

okay this actually wasn't the one I was. looking for oh you crazy [ __ ] get the. [ __ ] away from that thing it justen. Christ the Bison kind of attacked but it. didn't keep attacking why are people so. goddamn stupid for the Graham you know. how many people have died taking selfies. they they this I saw this video the. other day on Instagram of this lady who. died taking a selfie on the side of a. cliff and can you imagine too the L cuz. you know what's going on you there's a. moment where you realize oh I'm taking a.

selfie and I'm going to die no I don't. think they realize it until it's too. late see she had was posing for a. picture here and the Bison sort of just. said get the [ __ ] away from me yeah he. just gave her a little of that like get. the. [ __ ] look at her she's so uncoordinated. yeah with her stupid backpack filled. with [ __ ] Capri Suns falling. Downs. do [ __ ] potato chips in her backpack. and [ __ ] oh dude I saw monkey uh and a.

young black woman fight over a bag of. chips there's a bunch of those will. steal your [ __ ] Cambodia yeah they care. they will steal your [ __ ] they run up on. your table and steal your food right off. your plate [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] you give. me that sandwich and they just run off. with it they don't care man they don't. care did you hear about was it India. where the monkeys started uh jacking. puppies in India a dog killed a monkey. so these monkeys went on a rampage and. started chucking puppies off roofs oh. they would carry puppies to the top of.

roofs and like right [ __ ] Chuck them. off the. roofs like a Mal yeah monkeys blame for. hundreds of puppy deaths captured in. India so they'd bring them up to the top. of a [ __ ] building and throw them. Villers claim animals were carrying out. revenge killings after dogs killed an. infant monkey speaking of which have you. seen what's going on with orcas uh-uh so. a female Orca The Matriarch the the head. of this female Orca pack head Orca when.

you say orcas what are you talking about. killer whales oh damn all right that's. Orca oh God so um they started sinking. boats and they're teaching each other. how to sink boats apparently this boat. [ __ ] up one of these orc cuz sometimes. what happens is something will go wrong. and a propeller will hit they they've. happened all the time with sharks it's. happened with whales propellers will. [ __ ] up a dolphin or yeah my friend Dave. got pushed off a boat in his and he got. hit by it when we went we went over him.

he got pushed off the front oh jeez he h. where he hit him I'm not sure he wasn't. that great to start off with but he it. didn't help him but I don't think it. harmed him much you know like it helps. some people some people get whacked and. it helps them it helps them you know. that Kennison and rosean are my two. favorite examples they both get hit by. cars wildest people I know well I don't. know Kennison but I know Roseanne real. well she got hit by a [ __ ] car when. she was 15 bad she was in a mental. institution for nine months afterwards.

wow she couldn't she was a straight A. student she couldn't count afterwards. she couldn't do math couldn't do. anything that's unreal she got the lady. um there was a um she was driving. towards the sun and the lady couldn't. see and Roseanne walked right into the. street when she was 15 and got [ __ ]. clipped by a car from back then you know. those big old [ __ ] sleds oh those. things Meed Caprice or something like. that some giant [ __ ] those LTDs or. whatever yeah yeah yeah some big ass.

stupid [ __ ] car just cracked her so. the three three so this is a Orca attack. in Portugal so they started doing this. is it say the bow sudden turn something. hit us so this is this is from 2021 but. what I'm talking about is very recently. yeah no I this was in the article that. was explaining it this is just an. example of it like they caught on table. so it's happening quite a bit off the. Iberian Coast the Iberian orcas has. taught at least nine other whales to. attack and Destroy r. wow so it's like a middle eastern thing.

I just think it's a thing with a. particular area where the orcas in that. particular area have had problems with. people I see and so they've decided to. let them know who the [ __ ] is the boss. take action yeah they're [ __ ] up. people's boats it's hard to tell what's. happening in the video but they. explained bro I'd bring fish I'd be like. I'm not that dude I'm your friend yeah. here's a mackerel here's a mackerel. here's a can of tuna I would bring him. yeah but they might be a little upset. about the can I think they I'd put it on. a plate I'd played it for them I don't. think they like play either either Point.

actual full mackerel is the way to go. you know tuna is just for us like tuna. fish in a can yeah is it weird that that. one fish we decided to just [ __ ] can. up all the time like turn into. sandwiches everything yeah like tuna. salad tuna this tuna that it's all tuna. yeah tuna really got the it's got in the. brunt of it huh oh my God I bet other. fish like H thank God we're not tuna. yeah yeah they I mean they they're like. the most canned fish ever yeah right. like what gets canned they canned some.

salmon yeah but canned salmon I think is. a little pricier too much more there's a. really good company I forget what the. company's called but they do wild caught. they all do line caught salmon so you. getting wild salmon not race and they. then they can it so was real good for. you my sister used to have a bass that. was in their house and it was like it. couldn't even turn around in the tank oh. that's [ __ ] up I don't think it minded. I bet it did I don't know of course did. he lived there for a long time that's.

what they say to guys's in solitary I. don't think he Minds yeah it's true it's. by himself in there especially if it's a. bass he can't talk to him you know he's. probably like get me the [ __ ] out of. here I want to be on a lake I want to be. eating frogs you [ __ ] he's just watching. cops out of one eye with my. sister he's watching 90day fiance what. the [ __ ] is wrong with people keep me in. this goddamn Bowl I'm a bass stupid. [ __ ] I used to have piranhas yeah of. course you did man who doesn't think you.

did I had this uh one house that I lived. in when I was living by myself I uh. there was like a an indoor Courtyard to. this house and uh I literally actually. consulted construction people I was. going to create like a miniature. Jurassic Park in this Courtyard I was. going to seal it off and put crocodile. monitors in and have like a little hatch. where I could release a rabbit. and watch them kill it watch them kill.

it yeah but then I had like a come to. Jesus moment like what the [ __ ] is wrong. with you yeah why you want to do that. well I think it would. be I would like to have a small. something like that maybe in the home. you know I did like to have the piranhas. and was that were you uh and were. you was it like a goal of yours do you. think or were you just like okay this is. my first place I want to design it how I. want or were you just it cuz that's a. big thing to think about it was I first. getting money yeah first thing I got.

with money I got a nice car like woo got. a nice car now and then I was like what. other [ __ ] can I have like I didn't have. any responsibilities back then I was. 27 free yeah free as a bird and um I. just was buying stupid [ __ ] you know I. three pit bulls dang bro that's sick. dude they were great dogs though yeah. they're the best dogs man well I want to. say that my dog is the best dog the. golden retriever they're the best pet. ever. they're just so full of love and they're.

just so but there something about pit. bulls man they're just so loyal they. love you so much really you think more. than a different type of dog I don't. know man I don't know I wonder if we. could tell I wish we could tell how much. dogs love us or not you know my dog is. like so. domesticated he's so sweet and he's not. like remotely threatening to anybody. anybody comes over the house you're my. best friend like if you come over house. tonight he'd be like Theo he'd be like.

so happy' be whining and running around. you in circles and Stu he just loves. everybody wow but pitbulls are like. they're just they just have so much more. tenacity they're so angry yeah they're. just so full of [ __ ] just and they. just want to play and just want to kiss. you and they just like they're so full. of life yeah they'll [ __ ] hug you. till your dick oh they want to they when. when I would come home from work my dogs. would literally like just jump on me. just jump on me I would lay on the.

ground they would just swarm me and kiss. me yeah they almost have ground game a. little bit huh they got a little ground. game I used to teach him yeah I get side. control on him I teach him how to hip. Escape i' like bro you got to put your. paw. here got to create. space I get him in a reer naked choke no. shrimp take his back he he loved it dude. my friend uh when I was working when I. was in a um I I was in the bus boy. industry a long time ago you know and um. um the first gay I ever met the first.

gay dude I ever met this dude Billy. conforto how old were you I was probably. 14 right that was the first gay you ever. met yeah that ever met straight on there. was was he 14 too no no he was probably. 30 so and he uh was like the toughest. gay dude so he could like fight and he. was gay nobody had ever seen it you know. that's scary for a homophobe oh totally. some [ __ ] you up and suck your dick oh. that's the biggest fear or make you like. his that's the crazy part with no teeth.

he punches all your teeth out oh that's. got to be crazy so that changed the game. for a lot of Home Folks because they're. like who's this qu you know and then. you're like oh if that dude knocks me. out and then makes love to me it's going. to be a 0 for two tonight you know yeah. it's a that's a more than two points. that's like a 108. round but Billy had pitbulls and he's so. weed and everything and we get so high. and then I we get so scared of the dogs. man that I had to go outside a lot of.

times because I couldn't he was like. more um he'd be a lot more comfortable. around him and stuff but I would get. high and and then I would just get. scared around the dogs well it's the dog. that can kill you that's what's crazy. it's like they're real sweet and. everything and if you get a good one you. trade them right and raise them right. they're so loyal and they're so. affectionate but the power that they. have is so wild yeah I mean Billy would. put on like an Adidas tracksuit and make. them like a tack things in his yard and. [ __ ] so he was like oh so he was.

training him to be like that he was but. he also loved him but he like also was. like from a tough area so you know there. was a value in having the dogs be tough. yeah there's a lot of people that have. that right they have dogs that are just. protection around their house all the. time if you live in a rough area there's. no better thing than dogs they let you. know when people are there everyone's. scared of them it's not you know they'd. rather break into a house that doesn't. have dogs oh a lot of people if they. didn't have a dad they would have a dog. you know. I guess yeah yeah if you're young yeah.

you have a few dogs the wife would get a. dog a lot of times if they didn't if. they didn't have a husband I remember. but there was a lot of dangerous dogs in. my neighborhood growing up the problem. is when they get loose oh yeah you have. dangerous dogs you don't do a good job. of containing. them I was always worried about my dog. getting out my dog Frank. Sinatra he was uh he was a pitbull that. was uh bred for hog hunting in Hawaii. they they breed they breed him different. and they breed they actually have longer. ears it's really interesting they're.

almost like Labrador ears because the. whole idea is that they're picking up. scent you know dogs pick up scent with. their ears that's why blood hounds have. those crazy long ears really uh-huh as. they're running it's like you know how. you fart and you like wafted up the. smell woo what is that Jesus Christ well. dogs are doing that with their ears as. they're running they're wafting up these. scents so they could pick up little. minuscule particles of scents as they're. Wasing up and my Pitbull had longer ears. he had ears almost like a labrador but.

he was a pure Pitbull but big [ __ ]. head just jacked body and he would oh. like dogs would come like dogs that were. loose would come to the fence and and. [ __ ] with him and he would go crazy he. just couldn't couldn't get to them and. they would be [ __ ] with him and one. dog pissed on his fence like just lifted. his leg up a labrador came by pissed on. his fence and so he started slamming his. head into the metal bars like his R iron. metal bars and he slams his head into.

the bar and he's like mostly head right. pits are like 50% head and he just like. [ __ ] he gets his [ __ ] head through. and I hear all this noise and uh I'm. alone in the house and then I hear I. hear this noise and I look out the. window and I see Frank with his head. like wedged between the bars and I see. this dog right outside the gate that was. pissing and I was like oh my God he's. going to get out and so I run up to the.

up to the fence and I get to him right. when his ass pops through the to he bent. the bars and he got out and so it's me. running down the street in my socks. chasing this dog Fu Andy do Frank baby. he plowed this dog right into a pile of. trash cans right in my neighbor's trash. cans and I got a hold of his collar. right before it got ugly I'm like. [ __ ] so then I had to have. another bar welded all around the. perimeter of my fence to keep them from.

separating the bars so this Israeli dude. came over here and he was the welder guy. and the fence guy you know and uh he's. like what happened to your fence and I. said the dog did it he goes this [ __ ]. fence this dog bent this [ __ ] fence. with his head I go yeah the dog peed out. there he goes. bro I go yeah that's a crazy dog that's. it's a different kind of dog oh That's. Mike Perry dude that's. yeah different kind of dog they don't.

they don't care about pain pain doesn't. mean a [ __ ] thing to them they just. want to get you just want to get out. like this dog was like I don't think the. dog was even I think the dog was like. being friendly like he like oh smell my. pee you know he's a labrador right he's. just like goofing around like I'll piss. over here yeah he's in a fat he's like. oh I'm a Sig ass probably didn't even. know what a pitbull was yeah this dog's. a lot louder than me yeah what's going. on over here oh God that dog's wearing a. that dog has a chain I had this one.

neighbor that had a dog that he never. trained I mean at all it was basically a. wild dog that he fed it was a boxer and. this dog wouldn't listen to anybody when. they leave him in the house like if they. left the screen so like they left the. door open the screen the dog would just. fly through the screen just burst. through the screen and go out and then. then he' come home when he was ready you. could dog he just had his own like plan. or whatever they were just idiots they. were they were really frustrated look at. this dog. is that a pitbull too yeah yeah look at.

him that's what he did that's what my. dog did oh yeah he bend the bars. man yeah they're diff they're a. different kind of animal God you got to. you got to really make sure that your. perimeter is secure with a dog like that. but this this dog was not a dangerous. dog it's just a little a little boxer I. think I just got so ner I think just. like I would be so nervous around them. you know and um but you should be if. they're not trained well and we didn't. grow run any dogs oh you know except for.

like dogs that were in our neighborhood. we didn't like just and they were more. violent animals we didn't have any like. dogs in our home or any experience. around dogs you know I remember first. time I ever even met a uh indoor dog it. was I didn't know a dog could even be. indoors right and I was at my buddy. Scott's house and they had a a Golden. Retriever and this [ __ ] came around the. corner dude and I was like who in the. [ __ ] is that I mean it was like the most. beautiful I mean it was just like fluffy. and beautiful.

gorgeous [ __ ] long hair it was like. Suzanne Summers just coming and I was. like damn that thing is [ __ ] fine you. know sum I had just never seen a dog. look like they had like gotten a good. night's sleep you know remember Suzanne. Summers with the Thigh Master all she. had was this spring that just tightening. up your [ __ ] muscle cuz that's what. you're doing like there's a lot of like. it's not squatting for your butt it's. not lunges you're just tightening up. them [ __ ] muscles you're going squeeze.

that dick squeeze that dick squeeze that. dick that thing's going to gleak by the. time you get done with it dude see if. you can find the the ad for the Thigh. Master a lot of ladies bought that too. cuz they wanted to look like Suzanne. Summers look it's just a spring she's. still looking good she's like a thousand. years old oh yeah she still looks really. good in my head one of the biggest. blunders in all of Television though her. and thre's company thre's company to. that was a great show what happened to. it crazy negotiations she wanted more.

money she was demanding more money. because she had become a giant star and. so they basically relegated her to she. wasn't even on the show anymore like. there was one episode where she made a. phone call and she called them like she. was on vacation and that was her in the. episode her in some totally different. location calling them on the phone wow. and then they eventually replaced her. yeah I remember they got a new woman I. think it was like you know she got an. aggressive agent and might have been a. husband one of those deals you I was.

like I got this I'm going to [ __ ] you. deserve more money yeah it's just like. what happened with um caller daddy. that's a similar situation you know the. caller daddy podcast oh yeah yeah Alex. um why's her name col no uh Cooper Alex. Cooper yeah her name is she had a. co-host right and the co-host had a. boyfriend who was an agent something. Franklin Sophia Franklin is that it got. it and then Porto told us the whole. story oh he did yeah it's was like the. dude thought that like she's going to be.

the she's a [ __ ] star you need to pay. her more and like you know they had a. deal the deal's a deal she wanted more. and then there was negotiations and yeah. her husband yeah so her husband former. television producer Alan Hamill went to. negotiate for asking for $150,000 a week. which was the average that men were. earning on television at the time okay. it's not television that's like saying. well brain surgeons make this and I'm a. plumber so I deserve it and on par with.

what her co-star Ritter was making John. Ritter she said she didn't know at the. time that Ritter was making more since. the three of them had a Favored Nations. Clause what does that mean again favored. nation Favored Nations I think is like. chair what is it it's in I thought that. means you all make the same amount yeah. is that what it means I think no I think. it's a it's a Inuit thing isn't it no no. no. no that's First Nation uh mfn provision. is a term included in a contract for.

products or services that prevents the. seller from selling its products or. services to the buyers competitors for a. lower price or on better terms Oh I. thought this [ __ ] was a chock tow dude. I didn't know what they were talking. about Favored Nations. contract. um I want what she's getting Favored. Nations you know agents will ruin a lot. of stuff and oh God yeah it's. unfortunate huh yeah omnipresent in.

entertainment contracts certainly gets. Fair the post Expos favorite Nations. Clause are relatively simple to describe. they are contractual commitment that no. other relevant party will receive better. or more advantageous terms from the. party making the commitment that makes. sense so like so if you and I were doing. a show we would have a Favored Nations. deal where we both make exactly the same. amount of money which is fair so car. like that she probably didn't know that. he was getting paid cuz John Ritter was. a giant star at the time yeah and that. is um oh yeah John Ritter yeah John.

Ritter he was. incredible he did an episode of of news. radio did he really yeah yeah he was. cool man so that was them back in the. day man it was a great [ __ ] show he. was so talented the [ __ ] some guy. ruined it didn't he do noises off that. movie. too what was that noises off I don't. know what that is that a de movie I. don't know dude I'll tell you this one. time I was walking down the street in. New York and they had a deaf group or. whatever like a Gaggle or whatever I. don't know what it's called but they got. together and they were outside of a bar.

talking and I'm walking up and I'm like. I thought maybe like the world would. like shut off or something I couldn't. hear because I'm seeing all these people. interacting but nobody was there was no. sound oh and I get close and uh here it. is Noises Off never seen this I don't. even know what is noises off I do. recognize that scene with Christopher. Reeves Oh I thought John redder was in. this he is he is he is he is um doing a. theatrical play but it's a movie yeah. yeah it's a movie it's like one shot it.

never ends or something oh interesting. okay but. um H is it good yeah something to check. out it's an old movie yeah he was a real. sweet guy he was really everybody loved. him he was on the set of news radio for. a week and just a super nice guy like. there sometimes you meet people and you. hope they're going to be nice because. they're nice on TV you know but they're. not yeah and it's really frustrating. it's weird like they're creepy to you or. they shitty to you because you're an. actor and you're like oh wow you're kind.

of a [ __ ] you're a fake you're faking it. for television but in real life you're. like this weird snipy sort of shitty. [ __ ] insulting person I met a few of. those too yeah yeah it's very. frustrating cuz you're like God I. thought you were nice I thought I saw. you on TV you're nice just trying to say. hi and you're [ __ ] [ __ ] to me yeah. yeah we were supposed to Michael Landon. was supposed to come to our town um. aquam no it wasn't Aquaman the man from. Atlantis was he yeah I didn't see that.

he was he on the Little House in the. prairie yeah I think he was on the man. from Atlantis too wasn't he good boy I. remember everybody would swim like the. man Phil Atlanta when I was a kid really. swim like this cuz he swam like almost. like a dolphin he didn't swim like a. person well dude you have to think the. first people was him no who was it who. was the man from. Atlanta who was the the main actor more. like Patrick Duffy Patrick Duffy that's. right I confuse those two would you have. to think probably the first people oh.

wow that dude huh saw this man from. Atlanta yeah that guy's got a hard drive. need to be. investigated dude yeah yeah that was. that was the man from Atlanta so he he. could yeah it was like a big show bro. this is 1977 and 1978 Jesus Christ it. only went one year it was a big show all. right it was huge yeah yo I think you. just like this show for some. reason he would swim real funny man see. if you could find man from Atlanta. swimming because he he would swim in. this like weird way and so when I was a.

kid me and my friends when we would go. swimming we would [ __ ] copy the man. from. Atlantis he had a very you could I still. swim like that to this day sometimes. when I'm swimming in the pool like that. see how he. swims what nobody swims like that yeah. he swim like a fish man watch bro but. look how fast he swims nobody can [ __ ]. with him he swm like a dolphin. impossible stupid like he jumped up did. he grab a fish oh this is he he jumped.

up better than the dolphin did totally. made sense this is a bro he's from he's. touching her tit what's going on there. he had web fingers that's right yeah he. had web fingers oh I'd hate that did he. talk be good if you were swimming yeah. he talked yeah but trying to get a. mitten on would just [ __ ] that would. suck God would Mitten would be easy. glove would be the real problem yeah. you're right yeah Mitten would be great. mittens are really the move man unless. you I mean take your [ __ ] glove off. you need to use your fingers like how. good are your fingers working when you.

have a glove on very bad yeah but. mittens your [ __ ] stays warm o all them. little fingers nestling up against each. other keeping each other warm I'll even. pull the I'll open the end and be like. y'all have fun in there. boys because they're having a blast in. there they having a good time in there. it's a warm party dude that's why. sometimes I think like I would hate to. have like one of those long wieners like. what were we looking at that yeah going. back to that well you have to think. though well I was trying to figure out.

what a conversation we were talking. about. um but think how much wiener isn't in. the recipient right there's a certain. amount of dick that is a problem like if. you have a 12-in dick you're an idiot. how how many people how many people can. enjoy that 12in dick like how many girl. probably more guys can take it you. probably might have to go gay cuz guys. can take some Preposterous dicks H yeah. that's a duck dick ducks have the.

craziest dicks what ducks have dicks. that are as long as their body oh my God. cork scy well ducks are rapists by the. way and the female duck does not want. that so the female Duck's vagina is not. like a straight shot it's like a [ __ ]. Labyrinth you got to find your way. through the passage and that and it's. got spikes on it see the little spikes. all over that duck yeah duck ducks are. horrible they when they get a female. duck they rape them they bite them and.

then they just [ __ ] and so the female. duck can allow the male duck in or not. in she can stop the process of if it. that's why they have these cork screw. dicks like Nature has invented yeah this. [ __ ] like when you're trying to get. your hand into a vending machine like. look at the duck vagina and look at the. duck dick see the even the duck vagina. is all curly and twisty it's not a. straight shot so for the female to let. the male and she has to want to breed it. seems like neither one of them wants to.

have sex with the other one they. definitely do but the way they do it is. awful like uh I've seen it at like a. like a pond it's like you you just go. Jesus should I step in here yeah should. I stop. there you see that guy guy got arrested. because he helped a a bison a baby bison. and they had wound up euthanizing it the. mother wouldn't accept it I guess there. was a baby bison at Yellowstone and it. was having a hard time Crossing. something and so this guy got out and. helped it I didn't yeah that's it right.

there so oh look at that pervert look at. him he's a nice guy he was just trying. to help the baby. bison so because it was touched I guess. the female just didn't want it anymore a. cuz it had the scent of the guy which is. [ __ ] weird it says the herd rejected. it the herd rejected it what scent like. Winston's well it smell humans yeah he's. got [ __ ] cheeseburger smell on his. fingers and [ __ ] for sure look at him. Winston's camels no.

filters what he smell like [ __ ] Abba. albums and [ __ ] Paul Ms yeah exactly. like what's on his fingers but no I. think I would hate that man if you had a. long wiener right right think of how. much weener is not in there yeah and. just like being in the cold you know. your dick would get cold well I just. think like you ever been in like a. sleeping bag or whatever and your feet. are hanging out the bottom right your. dick be out in cold yeah it's like the. base of your dick would be so lonely the.

base of your dick would get no attention. it would be like yeah plus it would. probably be annoying for a girl like. just I like dick what is this stupid. [ __ ] giant dick that hurts yeah this. never-ending dick it's like watching a. long movie I bet you're like oh you ever. watch a porno where a girl is uh sucking. the guy's dick and it's just ridiculous. it's just like sucking this microphone. like it's too big yeah it's crazy that. poor guy the poor girl and poor guy they. most both both be frustrated. yeah it's just like watching something I. don't know a lot of it sometimes for me.

seems like man with world's biggest. penis stuns host with explicit pick. philli and Josie react to the world's. biggest penis 13 and a half inches. whoa his name is Jonah Fallon New York. actor wow wow let me see this dude I. don't want that I just that's the guy oh. my God that's him huh yeah that's see. that's the kind of dick that you have o. look at that wand on him homie that's a.

hog just my God boy dang dude imagine. getting directions from that guy so he's. he's showing it to them scroll down so. there he shows it to them. fire that's his hog now you no longer. have to compare it to these. objects he just showed him as a [ __ ] I. think he's saying it's about as big as. that thing yeah bet that makes sense 13. and 12 Ines but who wants that I just. feel like if you had that much I would. just hate it and say if you're walking. to the restroom or something if you have. a cat that cat's going to attack that.

[ __ ] every time probably if you're. naked not you're not a chance it's a. dangling little cat toy oh dude you have. to basically hold your dick up like this. when you walk over to the bathroom you. can't walk around and it oh that's like. guys with inflated balls 132 lb scrotum. yeah that's just a disease though right. yeah but same problem that he's. explaining but it's a much worse problem. cuz like it's a cancerous what is. it's like my 300 lb inmate or whatever. what makes their their balls grow up.

that big what do they do about those by. the way when cuz it more than one dude. has had his balls yeah it's called. scroto lymphadema. edema I don't think I want to look up. pictures of this yeah you do you. definitely do but let's get some smell. and salts in the system first oh you. want to yeah we're going to look up. giant scrotum's getting operated on. let's fire oh Jesus let's fire up let's. fire up let's go all right but you. first oh man I've been waiting for this. woo he requested this ladies and. gentlemen Here Comes Santa Claus right.

down Santa Claus Lane take a sniff ready. hit. it those are dead yeah is it dead you. got way too deep I think yeah that could. be the older one and this could be the. newer one but even still it's only. supposed to last for like a week or two. after you open this not good this one. don't work time to order some we should. always have some on the hand oh got him. got him got him thought it was going to. be dead and it wasn't that must be our. most recent one so let's Chuck the this. one. okay and uh let's order some we'll order.

like five more I mean I had three I. think we've. used here we go welcome to the danger. zone okay here we go. [Music]. boy [ __ ] yeah boy it's not fresh but. it's good enough but it's strong. yeah let me get one more that's good. this is my high man that works. this guy did it to his eyes he why did.

he do it to his eyes maybe it he's. trying to did he get rocked no he's. trying to wake up to go play probably he. might have gotten rocked I don't know. I'm going to bring those to The Comedy. Club yeah I'm going to take a blast. before I go on stage. whoa is that. tach put take a blast right before I go. on stage dude um you know where I got to. uh oh wow I'll wake you right the [ __ ]. up one thing that. um yeah I think there's something about.

that people have extra wiener that makes. me angry back makes you angry like the. world's not fair that's how flatchested. girls feel and when other girls walk by. with giant tits yeah that's a big one. right because if you're just born with. giant tits you just hit the genetic. Lottery and every guy loves big tits. they all of them they have no use for. them they just want to squeeze them just. want to suck on them some of them are so. big though yeah you can get too big just. like a dick and you're just like God get.

you could be like that Canadian teacher. that teaches wood shop class giant. rubber tips. on that [ __ ] is where woke where woke. hits its final destination dude the bad. the crazy part is the guy looks like Tim. Dylan if you just put a regular picture. of him on oh yeah because he's like not. really trans it's a scam so let's see. what the operation is on this uh this. guy sacaron what go to oh boy that's the. Improvement look at the Improvement the.

Improvement is what's on the right oh he. had nut in his legs it's a blockage of. lymph nodes obviously but I guess your. nut will back up into your legs. damn so it goes to his legs oh oh Jesus. Christ and what do they do to drain it. it seems oh look at that one it's like. necrotic look at the far left oh no look. at that look at his butt look at his. butt click on that it's like his skin is. dying oh Jesus how long do you have have. to wait before you go see a doctor I. mean for real that seems like a little.

bit of putting off yeah that guy's he's. got he's turning into a tortoise it. looks like that guy's got that hang. green on him that's him got he got. better some dudes just oh he did get. better look at him congratulations sir. but imagine just bringing a bag in and. people like what's in the bag like my. nuts are but hold on it looks like they. stuffed his nuts up into his stomach. yeah look like in the left one he. doesn't have a big belly in the right. one maybe as soon as he get out he just. started eating like a big he like. finally well I'm sure once you can go.

out you want to go enjoy yourself you. want to go to I guess but wouldn't you. like concentrate on cleaning up your. [ __ ] Health obviously you got. something real wrong so what does it say. here this is how it started over the. next nine months every 6 days or so he. would experience what he felt like a. sensational carpet burn in his groin. then severe cold and shaking followed by. his scrotum growing uncontrollably. larger and larger got so bad one day. that I stood in my living room and cried. he said there was a fresh breakage of. the skin and it stung to no one oh man.

he's getting [ __ ] stretch marks on. his ball sack you ever had like where. your toe like where your toe connects to. your foot and it kind of will crack. right there mhm yeah all the time. imagine like that happens on your nuts. that would hurt so bad yeah because when. your toe connects with your foot. kickboxing I would always get those. always the worst because you're pushing. off with such extreme force with your. toes and your skin gets dry and things. get cracked and I was always getting.

slices down there yeah I hated I hate. that it sucked cuz you're walking on. your feet hurt yeah you kind of have to. walk like this you get used to it but in. the beginning you kind of have to just. walk like. this yeah um what else are we talking. about Bud dicks big dicks big old dicks. yeah if I cuz also people are starving. in another country and you got this big. old dick all all on you right and you're. fat yeah like that guy that actor he's. eating well. what is giant hog do you think like 13.

and 12 inches I would imagine girls like. don't swipe right on you is swipe right. good or which what is the one you choose. yes Swip and right I'm not on the apps. it's white right Bri yeah so I bet if. you say by the way I have a 13 and 12. inch dick girls be like I want that yeah. who wants that I think a lot of women. would want to see it so it's almost like. come back to my place come come back to. my uh new house come see this giant dick. or yeah or like this like like this like. the animal my Ferrari right like what.

was that D you were going to make with. the animals yeah like a terrarium yeah. come see my terrarium and then you just. you go on the other side of the ter and. like put your dick in like a little. hole and then let a you let a ger loose. in there Jesus Christ nothing happens. but she keeps thinking the Wiener's. going to get the little get bitten get. that gble baby the wrong website making. money I just looked him he's got a cameo. but he should definitely been only fans. right maybe he doesn't want people to. see his dick he's he's still an actor.

you know maybe he's like still trying to. make it out in that world that's the. hardest world to make it in man in. acting cuz they don't have to pick you. you could be amazing and some shitty. casting agent some shitty director they. might not like you they might you might. remind them of an ex-boyfriend they. might think you're too confident or they. might be playing Power Trip games yeah. there's too much and there's a lot of. nepotism too it seems like in that. industry oh yeah it's a lot of like you. see so many people get opportunities.

where you're like man did that person. really or was there where opportunities. where their family was involved you know. it's it's family involved but in more. cases it's networking yeah it's like. they they go they I dated a girl as an. actress when I first came here and she. always was networking she like I have to. go to this party I have to meet these. people I have to know these casting. people I have to know these I'm like oh. and she would go around them and be so. fake oh my God I love your dress like. that kind of [ __ ] and you're like yeah.

it's exhausting cuz it's one thing if. someone's like super complimentary yeah. and they have nothing to gain for it. like dude I love your shoes where'd you. get those and you know it's pure it's. nice I like your hat I like your I like. your arms or whatever someone's. complimentary of you look at you. handsome [ __ ] it's nice it's. it's complimentary for no reason but. there's something gross about when you. know someone that I know this girl. this is not how she is right and she's. kissing everybody's ass just to just.

appear nicer like maybe they'll think. about her when when a role comes up. maybe and so that forms their opinions. on things too because that forms their. political opinions because they find out. what the political opinions of the. casting people and the executives which. is always left leaning yeah unless. you're on Yellowstone you know you you. better you know you you better be. wearing a [ __ ] pride flag or. something like you have to like be 100%. Progressive liberal Le left leaning and. so these people alter their they alter.

their opinions of the world based on. what is going to get them closer to the. the Honeypot yeah you know oh yeah I. think it's amazing that all of Hollywood. has the same political beliefs all. except Yellowstone that Taylor Sheridan. guy oh yeah yeah he seems like an. interesting guy have you met him no I. need connected with him on text messages. he's friends with Whitney but I admire. that guy and I his are [ __ ] amazing. people love them dude yeah and his. movies too he made that what what was.

that [ __ ] movie the bank robbery. movie with uh was Jeff Bridges in. it God damn it it's good I know the. movie you know who I want to meet high. water H highw water that's a sakario god. Dam and he made sakario oh [ __ ] really. sakario too kind of sucked was sakario. with umio deloro benio oh no I'm. thinking of something bonio deloro I. love that dude dude yeah he seems like a. cool [ __ ] Spanish people always.

seem cool I think because it's neat to. say their name bonio Delo yeah yeah he's. just cool Del I remember when he was in. uh secretar he was in um uh the Johnny. Deb movie about Hunter S Thompson Fear. and Loathing in Las Vegas that was the. movie he play the oh that was a great. movie play attorney yeah there he is he. got fat for that movie too wow. yeah that was a [ __ ] great movie that. movie makes me want to do drugs oh God.

makes me want to do drugs and go to. Vegas oh fun [ __ ]. timeso deloro yeah he was also the. werewolf did you ever see him in The. Wolf Man look you can see him looking in. his eyes right there and tell he was he. was good in The Wolf Man The Wolf Man. was kind of a cornball movie it was like. a combination of CGI and like real like. Rick Baker style makeup which is pretty. cool but The Wolf Man you never saw it. no F find the the scene where uh bonio.

deloro transforms into the the werewolf. because there's a scene when they're. they've gotten bolted down to a chair in. an operating room and these give me some. volume on this because these dudes so we. will they think he's. insane and once Mr talber has witnessed. that the full moon holds no sway over. him but he remains a perfect ordinary. human being he will have taken his first.

small step down the long road to mental. recovery now we are all aware that has. suffered quite traumatic personal. experiences he witnessed his mother's. self. mutilations his young mind unable to. accept it created a Fantastical. truth that his father is to blame that. his father is.

literally a. monster but is that Nicholas Cage no. your father is not a. werewolf you were not bitten by a. werewolf you will not become a. werewolf anymore than I will Sprout. wings and fly out of that window. H that's how they did medicine back then. in a theater is that weird that's how.

they did operations wow has something to. say to us no. sedatives he's got something to say to. them speak of. M forgive me but we can't hear. you you [ __ ]. tonight I will kill all of.

you. all yes well as you can see like country. do something about it dis is. optimiz. exis the. Deep. uh to him it seems very real the subject. oh.

[Applause]. man ooh this badass it's a great. scene the movies eh but this scene is. [ __ ]. [Music]. dope h.

doctor wow. [Music].

[Music]. oh. dang oh look at that pervert. huh seems to is that David Spade.

[Music]. that's crazy man it's a good scene yeah. it is really good. but you see he was like kind of half. goofy yeah it was like half a werewolf.

half a [ __ ]. man some CGI like this is CGI it was. good though I. thought it's pretty good it looks really. good for what what time period was this. this was a few years ago oh okay this is. like 2011 2010 dude remember Swamp Thing. yeah I forgot about Swamp Thing I used. to read the comic books I really knew it. was DC Comics Swamp Thing dude in our. area people were so excited cuz it was.

Louisiana you know people were like [ __ ]. yeah dude the swamp is back you know. people like we got this we can do it we. could do it we're heroes now yeah you. could You' see people's dads telling. them don't you want to be like Swamp. Thing yeah like people were just that. was the big hero of Louisiana people. were fired up there was a movie Swamp. Thing wasn't there I'm googling now. there's a bunch of recent stuff but I. can't tell how much of it's like uh yeah. here I on YouTube there's uh that was. the old movie that was the original. movie seems this says four years ago DC. Universe original oh I think that's an.

animated that was the one it looks like. something here West Craven but I don't. know if that someone just typed his name. and they get attention I think West. Craven did direct the Swamp Thing Swamp. Thing was good though not long ago in. the unexplored regions of an unmapped. swamp the creative genius of one man. collided with another's evil dream and a. monster was born and Louisiana was back. on the map West Craven Swamp Thing I. like to.

dream and swamp things just rid in a. truck did you ever interview Willie. Nelson did you ever interview him no I. would love to interview Willie Nelson I. I don't think I interview people I think. I just talk to them that's a good point. yeah sorry do you ever just talk to will. no it's okay but mean people have said. that like about I love your interview. and I'm always like I mean kind of sort. of it's really just a conversation well. some people I think if you're curious on. information from them yes then you want.

to ask them more things like about that. they know about that you don't know. about oh yeah for sure like if I'm. talking to mokaku or you know Quantum. physicist or something like that I I ask. questions essentially interviewing them. and especially it's something that I. really have no understanding of yeah. yeah but for the most part I'm just. talking to people yeah which is like. takes a lot of pressure off too cuz. they're like what subject you want to. cover I'm like I don't know let's just. talk. some people weirded out by that you know. like you and I it's like we know each. other so long we don't have to talk.

about what we're going to talk about we. just get in here and start rolling yeah. it's a little easier too I think it gets. easier too when you've been in here. before yeah it's weird when you see. people for the first time and you see. them lock up and they're nervous and and. I'm always just like I'm Gonna Hold Your. Hand we're going to get through this I'm. G to get you 20 minutes in and you're. going to not even know you're here have. you had people that really locked up. yeah yeah yeah I've had people get real. nervous and you see them breathing funny. and they they can't talk that good. because they can't get breath you know.

and but it's it's okay I always just. like let's just let's just calm this. thing down we're going to be all right. it's pretty normal I think some people. trying something new but it's just weird. the the numbers that's what weirds. people out the numbers of humans that. that freaks people out like you you. can't it's hard to just be yourself in. front of millions of people yeah but you. can and you do it I do it we do it yeah. you you just be yourself you are the. same [ __ ] dude if you and I are going. having dinner somewhere or if we're at a.

comedy club or if we're here the same. dude some people can't do that they they. they have to like put on a a Persona. when they're they're talking you know. they get weirded. out yeah I think sometimes that's. interesting like um do you find that. when you're doing. podcasts I find uh I think sometimes I'm. like which me is kind of showing up more. today and that might sound a little. [ __ ] oh no I know what you mean by. that but like am I like a little. agitated today am I feeling like goofy.

am I have you know kind of what's going. on like am I a little curious today am I. a little like uh inquisitive you know. just which which part of me is kind of. at the surface sometimes at the moment. you know I had a revelation the other. night that I forgot about I was on. mushrooms M and um I close my eyes and I. realized that in certain circumstances. when I'm healthy when I'm when. everything's going great I have a very. specific frequency it's a different.

frequency and this this weird Revelation. that I had while I was high told showed. me this it was like it was almost like a. lesson that I was learning and it was. like here's you now you're very healthy. you you just I had a IV vitamin drip. that day I'd worked out I did the cold. plunge did the sauna no conflicts no no. problem in my personal life no problem. in my business life everything was. beautiful and I had this. like and I and then it showed me there's.

times where you don't have that where. you're irritable where you're you're. tired where you're sick where you're. hurt there's all these different. frequencies that you have and it made me. realize like you think about your health. and you think about like how you feel. and whether or not you're present you. think it is just like it's better to. just be this way but you don't realize. that you're achieving a certain. frequency I was achieving a certain. frequency at that moment and I realized.

like this is attainable and this is what. I should strive for and that I could. stay at this frequency but one of the. things it was telling me is to don't. drink it was like right when I was there. I was like don't drink because if you're. drinking right now you're going to. you're going to kill this frequency it's. going to dull it like you might have. less inhibitions but it will dull this. frequency wow it was very interesting it. was like one of them weird mushroom. moments yeah where the mushroom's like. hey I this is probably something you. should think about because I don't think. you think about it this way you just. indulgent you know you do this you do. that you have a slice of pizza you.

meatball sub you f what but what's going. on with your your overall energy when. you do that you really want your energy. to be at the the best possible state but. you don't think about it that way right. but we yeah you don't think about it. exactly like that way but we do think. about it in ways like like our attitude. like we have little words we used to. describe like kind of like elements of. it I guess but I wonder in the future if. there will be a way that we can measure. whatever that frequency is like. sometimes it feels like we're kind of.

primitive in the understand in the like. the quantifying of um like we take our. temperature you know like just in things. that we blood pressure yeah in in little. things that we used to evaluate us. sometimes I feel like we're on a plane. that feels really old sometimes like. there should be like. another plane where we start to me like. is there a number for what my frequency. is today because you kind of feel that. it's like where you operate at and and. there are things you can do to keep like.

I I keep ear plugs in now for like the. first hour and a half of my day right. and it just keeps a lot of excess like. noise in the DI for the first hour and a. half yep keeps them out I'm able to go. through the things that I want to go. through at home it's so how do you what. do you do when you wake up you just put. them in I keep them I I I I I I sleep. with them in do you yeah you sleep with. the earphone ear plug yeah I think I've. heard everything that you can hear at. night you know for a while I was scared. I was going to miss something or if. something happened but I think it's like.

dude I'm not they're not doing anything. new at night that I have wouldn't have. an I wouldn't be able to just imagine is. going on yeah I don't think there's a. new invention of nighttime activities. yeah so I got them in so I and I'll keep. them in man and I go through like my. morning routine and it's like what is. your morning routine um I pray right. when I wake up um do you have a specific. prayer yeah just a Serenity Prayer you. know grant me the serenity um to accept. the things I canot not change the. courage to change the things I can the. wisdom to know the. difference um and then sometimes I do.

like a one other prayer and then I read. like these couple of pages of like um. that give me like an help me to look at. my day from. afar like what am I going to do today so. that helps me like have a little bit. more of a plan for my day even if it's. not a strict plan it's like at least I'm. looking at my day instead of feeling. like my day is just like happening to. you yes and so that those little things. like that help me and then I'll do 10. minute meditation and then I I do 10.

minutes where I just write uh just. whatever's going on in my head you do. that every day yep how long have you. been doing that I've been doing that. probably pretty solid for I would. say I don't know maybe three months but. I've done pieces of that for probably. five years what what started all that. out um going get doing sober stuff like. you get into that some of that world you. know but it's but I think also just um.

like seeing how meditation gives me a. little bit detached from myself so then. I'm not like just clinging to everything. that happens so it doesn't affect me. immediately something can happen and. there's a little bit of space between me. and whatever is happening and that gives. me a chance to look at it or manage a. little bit more comfortably yeah that's. a problem with getting caught up in the. momentum of your day I I do find myself. in that spot sometimes I don't have that. specific routine as you do but maybe. it's a good idea yeah for me I need it. some people they can operate differently.

you know I think for me it helps to have. a little bit of what's going on I. remember uh watching this Kobe Bryant. interview where he's talking about the. first 10 minutes of every day when he. wakes up he meditates 10 minutes every. day so he has like a clear path forward. from the day he gets his day started off. with the right mindset and that dude was. all about mindset yeah mamb mindset you. know that dude is like the that was he. was the embodiment of hard work and. discipline you know and and. accomplishment and that was his way of.

starting out every day yeah that's I. think yeah I think also it gives me. something I kind of look forward to it a. little bit the more I do it I look. forward to that time that I spend but. I'll leave those earplugs in man until I. have to take them out until like. something comes along do you live in a. noisy. place I live in sometimes a place that. has some noise is you you live in an. apartment or a house yeah and I have a. house in Nashville but I have an. apartment still my old apartment in Los. Angeles yeah it's a little noisy yeah.

get no LA's noisy it can always hear. something you can hear somebody how long. you go how often do you go back to LA. like four months out of the year do you. get. sad let me think what I get there's. things that I miss you know I miss at. the store I miss seeing like coko Diaz. over there you know store yeah you walk. up on him and his eyes light up you know. [ __ ]. that's what I love about the the the. club that we have that sign that says. Get It Together [ __ ] yeah it's funny.

that's Joey yeah oh that's who says that. yeah Joey used to always say that to us. he was so happy when he saw that oh. that's cool dude oh that's awesome cuz. that was like his thing yeah you were. about to go on stage he's firing you up. like get it together [ __ ] let's go rock. these. [ __ ] bro yeah there's something. about yeah that like bro he came into. town and murdered did he he murdered he. only wanted to do one set he was. supposed to do two shows he's so funny. man he's like a reluctant killer cuz he.

hasn't been doing that much standup you. know because he's living in New Jersey. and uh it was a 7 o'clock show he goes. I'll I'll do the 10 I'll do the 10 I go. get the [ __ ] out of here you're here man. I go go up go up and he went up and. [ __ ] lit those people on fire the pop. that he got was just like the pop that. you got but even maybe even a little. crazier the pop when Joey got on stage. they were like no way yeah cuz he's only. been there once oh it's like seeing. Santa yeah that's how they did with. Chappelle too when I I brought Chappelle.

up at the club the first time they went. [ __ ] ape [ __ ] they couldn't believe. it how is this real how is Dave. Chappelle here how is this real oh dude. I remember watching Joey Diaz he's the I. would find myself get when he would when. his music would come. on whatever remember that intro music he. use whenever that would come on I would. literally without even doing it I would. be out of my seat yeah I would be so. excited the most watch comic by other. Comics interesting I would imagine don't. you think like if you knew that Joey was.

going up in the O you'd go and have a. seat in the back always yeah cuz you're. going to see something you know some. crazy shit's going to. happen he's all fired up say the words. we're not supposed to say he's on 500. milligrams of. [Laughter]. Edibles bro when he one time I went over. there and it was him and Lee sayet you. know when he's got over there like and. he would just like Le on like 70,000 the. flying Jew he turned Leah into a [ __ ].

total edible head oh dude Lee was a. [ __ ] he was fall asleep oh he's. producing the show he's producing the. show there's a video of it of him. producing the show he's producing Joey's. show and he's like bro well here's what. happen here's what happened one time I. get there and I was like hey I think I. hear a little whistling in the. headphones and Lee's like I want to try. to figure it out so Lee's like trying to. figure out by the end he's eating so. many Edibles Lee was literally sitting. there he's. like it was him it was him by the.

end in the beginning it wasn't it was. some other thing but we like he started. recreate as own we manifested our own. destiny. bro what you got a video of him falling. asleep sleep I just saw that I just saw. that Mr you saw the devil I guess you. saw the devil even how to shake them off. shake them up shake them up shake them. up shake.

them well at least I up at the Devil. right there yeah bro he tortured people. oh. dud dude one time we were schizophrenic. breaks we did some LSD right we were. children right and so we went to the um. Waffle House cuz it was open you know. mhm like when you were on drugs and you. were a kid you basically like that's the. downside of having any place that stays. open all night is like we going to come. there they're all on drugs no one's. sober at Waffle House right so we get.

there dude and uh and we're in there and. my buddy starts laughing so hard he's. like uh kind of convulsing a little bit. my buddy Scott and the waiter was a a. black gentleman and a gay guy we never. seen a a gay black dude right so anyway. he starts doing the heck maneuver on my. buddy right and he wasn't choking he was. just losing his [ __ ] cuz he was so. [ __ ] geeked up on LSD. right so bro this dude's doing a high.

he's not even choking he's not even. [ __ ] shoking did you tell him he. wasn't joking I couldn't speak I was. laughing so [ __ ]. hard it was Unreal. dude then how did he did he figure out. that your buddy. was I think I disappeared and just woke. up and in the sixth. grade but man I just we laughed so.

[ __ ] hard man these guys trying to. give you a heck oh my God it was so much. fun doing drugs when you didn't know. what was going to. happen it was scary but it was exciting. you know Jamie did you put another one. of these down cuz I threw the other one. there was a I asked to find another one. out there apparently that has some power. in it but I don't know it's not it's not. new I know that give it a whiff do you. have a beverage on you Jamie that I can. have what would you like. uhuh it's nothing throw that away too. then I want that hard hitter baby I want.

something that's going to [ __ ] teach. me something oh that's the. what that's the what that's the there's. coffee on the table if you want some. coffee want something else you want to. kill Cliff I just want something yeah. you want a kill Club yes can we get a. couple of kill clubes sure yeah. man um dude it was so cool to see Ron. White talk to him last night oh man he's. the best bro I walk in yeah he's in. there Tom seira is in there put a LD on. that I felt like I'm going have one more.

one. more God it's you know I'm an addict cuz. I know I look forward to this I look. forward to it too yeah do am I an addict. though I mean a little bit probably I'm. a functional addict or something yeah if. you're an addict dude you've redesigned. it because you're doing good at. it that's I feel like it can be done. there you go that's. a I feel like there's certain addictions. that could be managed. yeah you've had one of these right yeah.

they're great yeah this is my own oh. yeah you got your owning so does Israel. LNA right Flaming Joe yeah Israel LNA. has a kiwi one yeah it's nice I talked. to this guy one time on the phone he's. really nice guy oh he's the best John's. the best and we got a u a new one coming. out with a compilation collaboration. with me and cam H it's a [ __ ] spicy. Cherry called elk. blood nice boy that's good. we went through like I had to go through. like seven or eight versions to get to.

this this perfect which I think is like. the perfect flavor this one is a um. pineapple like a spicy pineapple it's. like pineapple with a little bit of. Jalapeno in. there it's a very addictive drink yeah I. like having me a little something I. didn't have any caffeine all day today. cuz I wanted to wait till I had some in. ear M you know you managed that yep I. was like I'm waiting till I get in there. and it's going to be exciting exting. yeah I'm going to have it when I get in. there what's the most time you've ever. spent off a caffeine 30 I would say 30.

days I had Michael pollen on and he was. explaining he took I think he took like. three months is that what he said. something like that three months off of. caffeine and he said when he had it he. was like it was like a psychedelic. experience wow he's like it's so. different when your body's not. accustomed to caffeine and you have it. it's like you have this insane feeling. of bliss it's like it's really. wild yeah well we were doing that. remember I used to do those Vapes. remember mhm and right now qu those of.

me too too addictive and I didn't like. it yeah and it made me tired like I was. tired oh I'd have a cup weight and you. start to shut down a little yeah but the. first hit is magical the first hit I. take a big puff and be. like like everything just washes over. you feel so relaxed yeah it's brain. cells dying it's like what it is like. again it's getting stupider where. everything's going to be okay. okay cuz I feel like the more smart you. are the more take into account all the.

possibilities and all the variables and. all things can go wrong but one hit of. that vape and you're like. this yeah oh yeah but then I was always. chasing that Dragon yep and then later. on the night I'd noticed I'd be hitting. it and nothing would happen I'd be like. what what am I doing here yeah I. couldn't I think we did Esco bars or. whatever oh and then one time I went. into a place and lady's like this is the. strongest one they got this [ __ ] is the. strongest she's like every hit is like. smoking five cigarettes what she would. say dude look and then she would [ __ ].

hit it and no joke her hair would curl. dude Smoke's coming out of her ears yeah. like. d this [ __ ] like hitting five s a ranch. he [ __ ] hit that [ __ ] boy yeah I. haven't [ __ ] with the Vapes in quite a. while but uh I have friends that still. hit them all the time and you see like. oh I see that I see that little demon. that's in your body I'm about six days. off right now and I'm really battling. yeah oh you're battling still yeah I. don't want to see somebody with one. that's the tough moment for me yeah you.

just want to grab it give me a hit of. that yeah so last time I didn't see. anybody with one I took a couple puffs. off a cigarette though I hadn't had that. in a few years that was fun what made. you uh quit The Vape I didn't it keeps. me. up it keeps me just rattling you know. like you ever think nicotine you ever. think your car is still going and you. push it and it's off right like. that yeah you just up yeah my thing's. still going and it was late and you're. up oh yeah yeah I'm [ __ ] up dude it's.

also like it can't be good for you all. that oil you that mist and you would. like sometimes you'd feel it in your. throat yeah throat will get all dry and. [ __ ] up because it's irritated from. all the oil like what is in there like. what's Google Esco bars like what are. the ingredients like what's what's the. oil they use I mean them [ __ ] are. good though now if you're running across. the border if you are doing long like if. you are long distance cycling or.

something I think have one on you. propene glycol a vegetable glycerin. natural and artificial flavors and. nicotine MH all right but what is that. is that bad for you that's got to be bad. for you is the additive safe it's a. synthetic food additive that belongs to. the same chemical group as alcohol it's. colorless odorless slightly syrupy. generally recogn IED as safe by the US. Food and Drug Administration yeah yeah I. don't believe those people though FDA.

they're all in cahoots FDA considers the. average daily uh dietary inake of uh 23. milligrams per kilogram of body weight. to be safe for persons 2 to 65 years of. age maybe but what about vaping it. Google vaping is vaping propane that. even was from 2008 and I don't think. that existed then oh vaping didn't exist. then 2008 do you remember people doing. it back then I don't think so remember. they had those little brick Vapes I used. to Huff gas and stuff but that was.

different see if you can Google uh. propine glycol safe um is propine glycol. safe for safe for Vaping oh I'll tell. you what's not safe is doing uh you get. the right hand sanitizer and you do a. couple Huffs on that [ __ ] you Huff a. hand sanitizer yeah the good stuff. scroll back up to the top what does it. say at the top it says both propine. glycol and vegetable glycerin are. considered safe to use in vaping. products but some users may find one or. the other preferable due to personal.

preference I'm not considering this. website uh pod salt yeah I wasn't even. going for what is that what pod salt. okay I was trying to find something that. seemed more leg it may it say lead to. lung inflammation oh oh yeah click that. irrit eyes and throat well definitely. throat it definitely irritates your. throat did you find it irritated your. throat yeah sometimes times yeah vaping. propylene glycol and vegetable glycerin.

may lead to lung inflammation but the. thing is it's like how much are you. doing that's the thing with all these. like do you know those uh what are those. called feel free those little Cava and. um katum drinks there's a lawsuit about. them now do you know what those are Ron. White brought a bunch to the club those. things are not those four Locos huh no. no no no no it's a tiny little drink. like a tonic and it has Cava and uh also. katum in it oh I saw him with that last.

night yeah yeah boy you I don't know. what's going on with those things what. that does but you drink a half of one of. those you're not supposed to drink a. full one you're supposed to drink a half. of one why don't they make it in smaller. dosage so it's a single serving cuz it's. only that big yeah cuz it's hard to. judge also I can't read without my. glasses on like that little tiny writing. I'm not going to read this is two. servings you know like when you get like. a Monster energy drink or something like. that yeah I'm having it all two servings. [ __ ] off dude yeah I'm having [ __ ]. both of them is it one can then it's one.

serving yeah I'm not sharing this [ __ ]. is wrong with you so if you give me one. is gonna [ __ ] share this Google split. it with a buddy dude yeah what are you. doing slurping on each put a little cup. on top of [ __ ] poor buddy some I. would if like it was only one for the. two of us we're both thirst who's doing. that very very rarely without looking. for a specific brand name I'm seeing. some interesting maybe if you're like a. tea or something the live free thing I. just typ in I just typed in Cava Crum. drink yeah but just Google live free.

because this one very specific what what. I'm bringing up is there's a lawsuit. because this one dude uh they were. getting him at 7-Eleven and a bunch of. other different places and this one dude. was an alcoholic and a drug addict I. guess and he was clean and sober and. started drinking these things and went. off the deep end and he was drinking 10. a day which is crazy that's 20 doses a. day you're not supposed to have more. than two in a day two doses we meaning.

one bottle that's more than you're. supposed to have an entire day damn and. this dude was down in 10 a day oh my God. so he was going against any guidelines. that they. had what it like yes that's exactly what. it looks like so what I'm found lawsuits. it's not katom is not listed on it but. what they found well I guess it is here. but what they found it wasn't I guess. maybe it wasn't being sold that way it. was being sold as a Cava drink that had. katum in it and people didn't know had. katum in it yeah well I've read varying. accounts as to how much katum is in it I.

don't think katum is necessarily. dangerous but I do know that some people. abuse it for sure recovering alcoholics. sues Wellness drink firm for getting him. hooked on 10 of its ffree CA drinks a. day that left him hospitalized because. they contain addictive morphine like. substance Crum wow a lot anything a day. is a lot 10 of 10 Diet Cokes is a lot. but whose fault is the guy the guy I. mean who's it's his fault yeah it's his. fault like it's his fault 10 a day is is. his fault but the thing is I think what.

he's saying is they didn't say there was. katum in it oh totally it doesn't say I. don't even think it says on the website. that kum's in it I'm I'm pretty sure I. Googled the website go Google the live. free website and see if it even says. katum on the website and a lot of the. Chinese I think are hopped up on this. right are they I think so I know a lot. of addicts like it crat them believe is. a uh it's popular in a lot of um in the. Far East well it's pretty popular.

everywhere so here's let's see what it. says is in there so this is the stuff. what does it says in there does it give. you a list of. ingredients classic tonic feel free. tonic this one says Crums in it right. there okay that's the classic and then. there's another one Cava col nut Lion's. man oh so there's a feel free tonic and. then there's the classic tonic so the. classic tonic is the one that we got so. what does it say in there what does it. say the ingredients.

are I'd rather magic mind have you had. that yeah that's a mushroom um that's. pretty good it's it's a neut Tropic it. do lion's man is good Lion's man is good. for cognitive function but when it comes. to uh actual neut Tropics that help okay. here it goes Cava katum so the katum. total alcohols alkaloid so it's most. Cava and a little bit of katum it's. saying 34. milligrams I heard a joke one time this.

guy this is the worst jug I've ever. heard you want to hear it I would love. to this guy goes hey you know why you. should take. Cava what. beava wow pretty bad huh did you keep. hanging out with that dude I never I. just remember. that yeah that's a dumb one but those. drinks those put you in a nice place. with whatever the [ __ ] is in there but. like I knew a dude um well what do you. mean the fuel freeze yeah see I didn't.

have one man I'm trying to think of what. I had mostly I do Diet Coke yeah those F. free are basically a drug so you do you. recommend it you think maybe I'll try. one no no no no everybody in the the. club is a little wary of them some of. the guys have read the class action. lawsuit but sometimes you got to go into. those things and find out what what what. is really going on with these you know. like when you find out the guy was. taking 10 a day and then you also you. find out the guy was an addict and you. go what what kind of mean like how far. gone what was he a guy who had. disappeared for 3 months and came back.

with bloody face and right you know like. who knows yeah we had a roommate that uh. used to eat all these breath mints you. know and he would stack like a those out. toys you get a big stack of them and he. would always kind of show off how many. he could stack in between his teeth you. know and then but he would go out and. get drunk at night and come in the. morning he'd be like on the sofa just. like in a bloody suit like he'd be in a. suit but just [ __ ] oh dude he look like. a reservoir dog some people live in. alternative realities occasionally they.

just like they get [ __ ] up and then. they go away and then they come back and. they have to piece together what the. [ __ ] happened to them one shoe on [ __ ]. up knee what's wrong with my. hand how come I can't. hear it's like some people just go so. hard god dude I'm almost do you get. jealous of those people sometimes I'm. sometimes I'm jealous of those people. look at this Cava does Cava feel like. Xanax it's found that Cava significant.

relieves significantly relieves anxiety. with mild to no side effects several. studies have found that Cava extract is. comparable to anti-depressants and benzo. diazines yeah but doesn't C that's Dave. aspry though doesn't Cava also uh cause. U liver problems see Google that does. cava negatively affect your liver. because I think Cava has an effect. especially at high doses that is similar.

to alcohol more than 100 cases of liver. toxicity related to the use of Cava have. been identified some leading to liver. transplant and some leading to death is. people have died from Cava people died. from ice cream too there are many. reasons for liver damage for one Cava. depletes glutathione a chief antioxidant. within the liver oh interesting but I. wonder if you like take it with. glutathion Cava bars in Austin I just. found out interesting we should do a. field trip huh go to the Cava bars go.

Cava bar hopping see what it. is whatever is in that feel free he like. woo that's a nice feeling I'm going to. have to try a little bit tonight I think. yeah I me I was just a little wary of it. when everybody at the club got nervous. so I had to start doing a deep dive like. what what's in it what's what are people. worried about what's this lawsuit what's. the class action lawsuit how do you feel. when you drink it very rela. I just want to start dancing yeah I like. it I don't think it's bad I don't feel I.

always just judge like how do I feel how. do I feel after yeah and after I feel. fine I feel fine like there was no. hangover like there's me many times. where I feel good cuz I had a few. Tequilas and then and they get up in the. morning I'm like oh you [ __ ] idiot. you know like a little bit of a headache. draging my ass and then I get in the. cold plunge and I just feel like an. idiot it's hard to get back to back to. even yeah it's hard to get back to even. oh dude I used to do sometimes I would. do so much cocaine my freaking eyes. would dry out and uh look at your.

grinding you're thinking about it oh. dude yeah [ __ ] I remember I had to. lick my hands and then rub it into my. eyes whoa so that I could even blink. well Jesus I always get dehydrated boy. that's deep you go deep huh oh dude. you're that dude you go deep with. whatever the [ __ ] you're doing I like to. get right on the [ __ ] I like to be a. peeping Tom if I can. I'll watch your whole family eat.

dinner I used to love that [ __ ] boy on. coke huh on coke on anything boy I. [ __ ] love to watch a family eat from. the distance the audio of you and I. talking about how addictive Vapes are. that has been used on so many different. Tik Tok videos and and reals how. addictive are those things I didn't want. to divert too far but you were just have. you ever heard of this thing called. frogging spelled with a pH m. no no have you heard that it's a thing. so it's a it's like an online community.

there's probably a website people try to. live in your house without you knowing. about it for like an extended period of. time well that's a good way to die I. guarantee you that doesn't take place. much in. Texas that's true yeah I think that's a. San Francisco game I think yeah I don't. I don't buy that dude one time um I had. a babysitter and they had they found a. guy under their bed in their house and. what a scary that oh my God she came up. the stairs and uh she could see under. the bed cuz the bedroom door was open.

when she walked up the stairs and she. saw a guy under there oh Jesus what did. they do called the police and he was. mentally unwell so they had to duh. yeah it's not a lot of dudes that really. have their [ __ ] together they're hiding. under kids beds that's. true he was mentally unwell hey can you. keep it down I got to be up I got to be. at work in two hour mentally unwell. let's not get Hasty here let's not label. the guy yeah yeah he was doing a little. bit of. frogging whatever whatever but I love.

how we're in a space now Joe where. people breaking and living in people's. houses is just like a new ter I get as. I'm leing into an article about it this. makes a whole lot of sense cuz I've. lived in a place where it's explaining. it says it happened at Ohio State so. there's giant houses where 14 people are. living together and in and out all day. long and someone can like sneak into a. room and you just think it's a friend if. you saw him in the hallway maybe uh. that's a little bit different slightly. thing I'm not breaking in the house why. do they name it frogging that I don't. yeah so it's not a guy eating flies and. stuff and hiding in your wall because.

they go from place to place it sometimes. it's uh oh okay tryy to do it yeah as. much as they can sort of victims often. sense something is a Miss but easily. doubt themselves and hesitate to seek. help yeah I don't know at least at first. not me bro I'll be clearing that house. locked and loaded I probably have a vest. on I'll probably [ __ ] velcro a vest. on and go clear that [ __ ] house I. would just ask everybody if they live. there or not how do you not know if. somebody lives with you because they.

sneaking around they don't they're not. they're like sleeping in closets and. [ __ ] they're [ __ ] up all day they're. 20-year-old kids they're dumb as [ __ ]. you know oh yeah yeah yeah I'm talking. about like a regular house like your. house yeah if somebody was sleeping I. did think there was somebody in the. attic for walk cuz I would hear things. sometimes like little settling but I. went up there and there's nothing. probably rats yeah it could have been. yeah I'm trying to think of what else. has been going on the other thing I saw. last night the American Gladiators. documentary sted on ESPN yeah have you. seen any of it or anything well dude I.

was around when American Gladiators was. huge so this is the guy that created it. or is founded the the documentary is. very interesting cuz this guy who is uh. credited as the Creator I think he's not. very forthcoming and honest with. everything and he won't answer the guy's. questions a lot which is kind of strange. so he made a good document about it and. not all the Gladiators would come talk. about it he's very uh open about the. like I didn't pay them and if they. wanted to leave go ahead and leave wow. what the American Gladiators didn't get. paid they were making $25,000 for 52.

episodes they said what yeah two two. shows a day some that's what they get. into in this is like how big the. marketing got there was 13 million. viewers I think at one point per show so. he crushed it with all the he made it. and he paid them nothing piece of [ __ ]. they were getting hurt really bad one of. the guys who's a big one they show how. bad he is right now he's walking around. he can't feel half of his limbs 700. discs oh my God remember they had the. names like it was like Fierce and like. River yeah Ice Cube yeah thunder thunder.

now it's like uh Barnacle. lethargy yeah they have like their all. [ __ ] wheelchairs didn't they bring. American Gladiators back at one point. they tried bringing it back but they the. thing I find interesting about this guy. is he started off his career as an Elvis. personator which is why he looks a. little bit like Elvis that dude doesn't. look anything like elv he was obsessed. with Elvis but obsessed with Elvis that. could have been part of it he could be. putting on about how much he got Ben. Burman huh it's very it's a very. interesting documentary I'll just say it. that you mean like he might have been.

lying about how much money he made he's. lying about a lot of stuff and the guy. that the guy who's making it asks him. and you can hear him asking him he's. like he just sort of stops like I'm not. going to talk about that he looks like a. low-level MMA promoter that's what he. looks he looks like one of those guys. our guys could take on the UFC's best. Champions any day of the week yeah he's. one of those guys that's what he looks. like yeah that guy definitely looks. maybe a little bit um like a sneaky guy. oh he definitely looks sneaky I'm trying.

to think of the first sneaky guy ever. met the first sneaky guy you ever met. yeah you really can go back that far oh. yeah when you met someone you like oh. they sneaky sneaky well you meet a l. comedy. business club owner business the you. ever been ripped off by a club dude. there was a club where I felt bad that. people didn't come and they I was like. you guys can pay me Le and they paid me. less I remember cuz no one was there uh. you said they could yeah that's not a.

robbery that's a deal yeah yeah you're. right you made a deal you were a nice. guy you were trying to help out the club. and you felt bad made a bad deal get. another hit for that feel better. thank oh Jesus you went in deep you got. your nostrils right up to the give me. that I like that boy I don't want you to. be out there on your own oh yeah that's. what I'm talking about dude a hunting we. will go hunting you want some of this. Jamie I remember you remember oh that's. all you need yeah I don't I I can't.

remember I just did it 10 seconds. ago. see dude you sound like a guy crying in. the. 40s like his dog. died oh Yeller I'm going to miss. you oh my god dude do you do you think. like do you ever think like the do you. think remember we were talking about. like frequencies like there could be. other ways to evaluate what's going on. with us do you think we'll ever get like.

new ways to look at our like to quantify. ourselves and how we're feeling and. stuff yeah yeah I think so with science. yeah I think with new innovation and. Technology they'll probably develop ways. to recognize the amount of energy that. your body has you know because like some. people are just they have energy like. what is en like I always think of that. like I switched to a back to uh the. carnivore diet you know um I go back and. forth on that and for the most part I.

eat Mo mostly meat and fruit and some. vegetables that's like most of my diet. occasionally I go crazy like we were in. the Bronx we went to this Italian deli. and he giant sandwiches was amazing but. that's a rare deviation off my path but. I had this moment um I guess it was. about two weeks ago where I was like you. know what um the best I ever felt like. literally the best I ever felt all. throughout the day was when I was on the. carnivore diet let me go back to that. let me see what that's like and one of. the things that I saw like immediately.

for seven eight days I ate nothing but. meat and eggs and fat and bacon and. nothing else I mean nothing I was real. strict and my brain was working so much. better it was weird like I wasn't. searching for like it was like I had. more access to my ability to form. sentences to I was thinking clearer it. was like it was more effortless to have. conversations and I was like this is. interesting this is very interesting. because this is not how I normally feel.

this is like me at my Optimum but I'm. able to sustain this multiple days in a. row and I think that a lot of the foods. that we eat yeah foods that have. preservatives a lot of bread and. [ __ ] and just shitty food your body. uses so much resources to process that. and it's not real food it's kind of bad. for you right and so your body is just. like overburdened with this extra work. when you eat clean like really I'm.

eating you know Wild game and fat and. beef Tallow and all that and eggs your. body doesn't have any [ __ ] to. process so your body is less inflamm you. have less. inflammation and you're operating off of. ketones essentially for the most part. because your your body is entering into. a ketogenic State you have just just. it's you just feel like even through the. whole day I didn't I never felt like a. like at the end of the day like oh boy. I'm tired there was none of that just so.

that's mostly on the keto diet well it's. carnivore but but carnivore you you must. reach P periods of ketosis there's a a. pro process called. uh glucon neogenesis I believe it is see. if that's correct and I think that what. that is is when your body consumes only. protein your body will convert some of. that protein into glucose and then. actually can knock you out of a. ketogenic state if you eat too much.

protein but H but when you eat like that. I mean everybody's different clearly I. know people that function very well on a. vegetarian diet yeah not for me dude. like lunch yeah glucon neogenesis take. you out of ketosis a widespread fear. surrounding keto is that consuming too. much protein made lead to the. upregulation of a process called glucon. neogenesis and throw you out of ketosis. undoing all your hard work the truth is. glucon neogenesis is essential for our.

overall health and actually allows us to. remain in ketosis oh okay so it's good. so whatever that is that's how I. function at my best so that's how I eat. now like last night when Dave brought. the pizza backstage it looked good what. you I wanted a piece I was like I'm not. eating it did you leave the room or. anything or what were some of your. methods you use to stay away from it I. don't really I don't have to do that I. just go no just not eating it did you do. a gum or anything to keep yourself busy. no no no no it wasn't even itchy I. wasn't itchy you know if I had a couple.

of cocktails in me though I probably. would have grabbed a slice oh [ __ ] yeah. boy that's the problem couple of Co. couple of Tequilas oh yeah next thing. you know I want some pizza oh dude I'll. [ __ ] yeah I'll do whatever after that. boy tequila I think I'm done I I lost. five PBS in two weeks and not not. anything but fat just like just. immediately my body just shriveled up do. you have some fitness goals like at this. point in your life you've kind of been. through Fitness a lot has been a big.

part of your life does some of your. fitness goals kind of change as you as. we get a little bit older do you think. not for me no no because with uh hormone. replacement and all the stuff that I do. even at 55 my buddy functions. essentially the same way it did when I. was 30 and I'm not exaggerating like I. have no problem doing hard workouts and. kettle bells heavy bag workout Jiu-Jitsu. injury are an issue you know with me. like I just tweaked my back muscle the. other day doing some deadlifts but. nothing serious but um but it's far as.

like goal fitness goals is just to. maintain this like I I know I have an. extraordinary level of Fitness for my. age and I just maintain that and I think. that if you can maintain it that's the. key the real problem with people is they. get out of shape and then getting back. in shape is very hard it's a [ __ ]. grind It's a Grind and for me for my. mental health man I am not the same. person if I don't exercise you know with. that whole thing with like 100% the. frequencies my my I'm at my best as a.

human being as a friend as a husband as. a father as a comedian as a podcast host. as a just as a gen a neighbor as a. general person I'm at my best if I work. out yeah 100% of the time I'm I'm I'm. less anxious I don't have any demons. everything's good I exercise it all out. it's just like it's like a purge that I. have to do I have to do that Purge and. if I don't I I don't [ __ ] I don't get. that out then I'm I have all this extra.

like all this extra unnecessary angst. and weirdness and I think that's most. people man I mean when I go like I've. been injured before where I couldn't do. anything for like a week or two and you. start getting depressed you start. feeling like [ __ ] you start feeling real. dull and sad and like it's not and and I. think that is a lot of people out there. that suffer from depression MH in fact. they say that exercise is one and a half. times more effective than ssris for. curing depression oh and a heartbeat man.

I'll take if I take my because I take. ssris and I do exercise if I take my. SSRI I don't feel really anything I just. feel like oh I took my SSRI but if I go. for a run like even today I had to go. run a couple miles I was like I know I'm. going to be on here I want to have I. want to like just be in like my I want. to have my good energy going I'm going. to go for a run you know and so yeah I. think it I know that it makes me feel. better if I do something athletic you. know what SSR are you taking I think I'm. on Lexapro right now I take the generic.

one whatever the cheaper one is you know. I think it's um I don't know what it is. but it is they say it's. fine you know so I don't know if I. believe him but I mean I'm [ __ ]. taking it now I would like to take I. would like to maybe take 30 days off and. try iasa again M I feel like I'm getting. back around where I would like to do it. again you know yeah.

yeah I would man cuz I want to [ __ ]. feel I want to be right up there on. Nature's [ __ ] I want to be in there. eeve dropping on Nature's nuts. boy God I'll be right up there yeah what. you say boy and EES droing on nature. right up next to it oh dude oh I waska. dude you'll [ __ ] mother nature you'll. be she'll break out that WI and you be. like damn I didn't know Mother Nature. had a wiener you know Mother Nature's. got everything it's powerful dude that. iasa stuff is real powerful so I would. like to do that again do what is what is.

the reason why you take the. ssris I think cuz when I'm off of them. something feels wrong I. feel it's a battle a battle it's a. battle to even if I do running and I do. Fitness right it's a battle to keep. myself even so instead of dealing with. that at at a more intense level I choose. to take them because it just makes it a. little bit easier I don't think it's.

taking the easy way out though. because if I don't take him and I still. do all those things it's hard for me to. get to a good Baseline what do you mean. by wrong like what wouldn't you say you. feel wrong what does it feel. like I feel like at any moment kind of. my feelings can just drop off into like. a really surprised low out of nowhere. for no reason. yes sometimes with a little bit of. motivation to it right or some trigger. but it it the level that it drops off to.

it's too much of a drop for me to not. get some help if it were a little bit. and it felt manageable that's okay but. when it's pretty steep it's like oh man. this feels sometimes scary yeah I know. what you're saying um but it's. gotten doing that iasa stuff made it a. lot better than it ever been Neil um. Brennan said it basically cured him yeah. he he's the one who took me to it yeah. he said um it made him much happier it.

cured him of like a lot of his what he. felt like were personality disorders. that he had you know like Neil's a. Neil's a great guy be very very smart. very smart and sometimes you know I. wonder about real smart guys they're. just always thinking about things and. maybe too much about certain things and. you know you just get over whelmed by. thoughts and anxiety and emotions and. and anxiety is a lot what anxiety a lot. of is fretting about possibilities for a.

lot of people you know it's the. inability to live in the moment and you. fret about anxiety and a lot of it has. to do with childhood trauma a lot of it. has to do with genetics a lot of anxiety. is a weird thing like they think that. anxiety whether it's a learn Behavior or. not um you can actually get it from your. parents I don't know why see what's the. I could see that can you get anxiety is. anxiety genetic Google that my mom made. us anxious yeah yeah dude sometimes my. we'd go get ice cream dude and she would. like she's like if she get angry if we.

she get so angry if we drip any of it. here it goes there's clear research. showing that anxiety is influenced by. genetics in fact defin experts notice a. family connection for anxiety even. before they understood how DNA or genes. worked if you have a close relative with. anxiety your chance of developing is. about two to six times higher than if. you don't well I don't know if that's. genetic or if it's just like. yeah if your mom is always or your dad. is always like B they're [ __ ] anxious. and they're fck if they come over and. they're always [ __ ] tickling you then.

you're going to [ __ ] feel tickled all. the time if you're always getting [ __ ]. with yeah yeah something you know. bugging you or something even just. tickling you with their words yeah. genetics of generalized anxiety disorder. and related traits well for sure mental. illness is uh genetic there's a lot of. people that are mentally ill and their. children are mentally ill or their. family's mentally ill or you know it's. like it's. man I I I used to have a much more um. ignorant view on mental health because I.

have my own mental health issues which. I'm sure we all do but mine was like. just don't be a [ __ ] get your work done. you feel great and I don't have to take. anything and even though I don't have to. take anything I'm still doing something. to mitigate it I'm doing something every. day to work on it and when I don't I do. feel it like a lot of people do so I. always wonder maybe those people just. aren't doing the work maybe if they just. got up in the morning went running. before work or did something before. maybe they could get through this and. not need a [ __ ] pill yeah I don't. think that anymore interesting yeah I.

think it's I think yeah there's times. where I thought that I'm just not Tough. Enough I'm just not doing enough I'm not. I'm not enough to battle this right. right and um and then I get to a point. where so many times I tried to stop. taking it it's like it's too much of a. discrepancy that makes things. unmanageable to a point where it feels. like it's unfair to be that unmanageable. to myself so um I get back on it you. know and and I don't think it really. bothers me or anything like that but.

yeah it's kind of the same with. alcoholism like I thought alcoholism. used to just be like somebody Dr. couldn't stop drinking or whatever right. but there's so much more I mean. alcoholism is the only disease that will. tell you you don't have the disease. right mhm that's CRA like imagine if you. put on like a shirt right but every. every couple days the shirt was like. guess what you don't have a shirt. on I don't think that's a good.

analogy I don't know if it is but it. seems like it but that's what alcohol. because alcoholism would tell you you. don't have a problem right you don't. have a problem have another drink yeah. relax have another Co have have have. some more coke bump yeah have have. another. family Brian Simpson was telling us he. went through a brief period of time we. was doing a lot of. Aderall and he said like a week he said. he did a week of Aderall and he said man. he's like that [ __ ] that [ __ ] pulls you.

in really he said that oh yeah yeah he's. like that [ __ ] pulls you in he goes it. makes you focus he told his [ __ ]. hilarious story about he went to jerk. off and uh he had 90 tabs open and he. was he was looking at porn for 5 hours. cuz he couldn't pick one that he liked. the. best I was like you got to talk about. that stage Brian SS is so [ __ ] funny. that's like he's like he is so [ __ ]. funny oh yeah he's great man he is so. funny his his way of looking at things.

is so interesting because he's he's so. thoughtful like when he thinks about. things he's really like he never comes. up with a half ass take on things his. take on things is like he's been. thinking about it for a long time before. he brings it up you know yeah I like. listening to him there's something. really unique about him very unique. comedy style too relaxed and you know. and punch punch lines are crisp yeah I. love a crisp punchline bang yeah you're. pretty Point you're you like you stay in. like kind of like a you like to have.

things kind of organized yeah well like. that's the best it's you also have the. disorganized moment moments you know. where you're [ __ ] around like have. new bits there's a lot of disorganized. moments yeah I was watching you perform. last night it was cool thank you yeah. some I mean live was new stuff that I. hadn't heard and um yeah I got about a. half hour on new [ __ ] it was H yeah. there was a couple things I was laughing. at man it was fun God it was so much fun. over there God it's so fun right I can't. believe you have your own club dude.

doesn't it feel like it's been open. forever though isn't that feel is it it. feels weird in there well I think some. of it because it's been such a journey. for you that other people have kind of. been on with you in a way you know well. also all these guys who had faith in me. yeah who moved out here and moved out. here when I didn't even have a club yet. and we were all just operating out of. the Vulcan but the shows of the the. Vulcan were so fun people are like man I. think I believe him yeah know that's. that's last night Come On Son look at.

that picture come on Louie Dave Tom Ron. me Ian Ian Theo [ __ ] vaugh. Assan Derek come on man wow that was a. great night what a show too what a. [ __ ] show I know dude I can't believe. we get to do this for our job there you. are there I am yeah man it's the. greatest job in the history the world D. for look at Tom up there killing it dude. Ron look at him huh murdering murdering. I retired [ __ ] you ain't retired you've.

been at my club four days a week sh the. [ __ ] up he had a retirement party I'm. like I am not going to your [ __ ] he. had a retirement party I'm like I am not. going to your [ __ ] fugazi retirement. party I know you Ron White you're too. goddamn good he's too goddamn good that. guy's never going to quit doing comedy. he's too good he's too even just. listening to him is fun and comes from a. time he has a time period trapped in him. that is UN a lot of people don't have it. he's got that rural Texas like a way and.

a look at the world that you have to. have that voice still out there you know. you have to well he's a he's a real. legend oh and having him around the club. all the time is like it's it's so morale. boosting for everybody I saw this video. of him look look 1989 me give me some of. this yeah you know I was amazed by this. 21 of us took us down there. uh to tube the Guadalupe River we had. six ice chest full of. beer we floated down that River drinking. beer for six and a half hours not one.

person had to. [Applause]. pee now I find that to be remarkable. bladder. control I'd like to think my friends. wouldn't pee on. themselves I know I would that the best. thing about tubing or river you could. just paddle up to somebody you don't. even. know God is pretty true dude just peeing.

right next to somebody there's nothing. look at him back then wow look at him. back then with the long hair he was like. a hippie there early 90s wow there's. nothing better than being in a um pool. talking to somebody and peeing at the. same time I get Point BL there's a lot. of things better than that yeah you're. right you're right you're right boy. there's a lot of things better than that. that's not even in the top. thousand out of all the good things the. smell of fresh baked bread is better. than that all right maybe dude without.

even eating. it I mean yeah if you got a [ __ ]. kitchen or whatever yeah but still I'm. saying if you're really just out in the. elements dude being Point Blank Range. urinating in somebody else's space and. they don't know it doesn't do anything. good for I feel like a terrible person. for pissing on somebody yeah you're. right come on man yeah yeah we out there. peeing on people we're we're better than. that BR we're better than that yeah we. are come on man yeah you're right we're. better than that you're right I'm not. going to I'm not going to let that.

affect me you excited about tonight yeah. let's [ __ ]. go yeah I'm excited dude I get excited. every time I go there you. do yeah I can't believe it's real still. can't believe it's real yeah when I walk. in I can't believe it's real say hi to. everybody can't believe it's real all. these people are working staff hi how's. everybody doing can't believe it's real. like okay go upstairs all the comics are. there hanging out it's a party every. night it's like the best night of your. life every night it's like what we had.

at the store better it really is it's. crazy it's the the the environment is. and it's so perfectly set up for standup. and the audiences are so hyped I mean. you get there at 9:30 there's a [ __ ]. line around the block waiting to get in. on that 10 o00 show yeah it's nuts it is. exciting man I mean I even just seeing. people excited to be at a club again is. exciting you know yeah well this this. town has really embraced it you know. like cuz it was a long time that I was. you know us moving here was a big deal a.

lot of Articles written like this. standup comedy has moved to Austin and. then when I said I was going to open up. a club there was like a lot of hype. about that and it it was almost better. that the first place didn't work out. because it took so long before this we. bought the second place and then started. construction it was a whole year process. after that it was a lot going on it's. was like a year and a half of just. straight. construction um did you feel at some. point like was there ever a point where. you're like I don't know if this is. going to work out but I've already said. it's going to so I have to do it no no.

because uh fortunately I had the. resources so it wasn't it wasn't like if. I was stressed out financially and it. was like I was like cutting it close. that would have been a that would have. been a different experience yeah this. experience was like what do we got to do. okay let's do that uh what's the best. thing to do do that you know like when. Louie came Louie uh L CK came and I. showed him the club and he [ __ ] loved. it but he gave me all these good. suggestions one of the things he said. the stage in the small room was too big.

MH and it was like you're right he's. like yeah you should cut it down like. four feet on each side so I got the. construction guys over here before we. poured the cement so all the rebar was. cut the metal was in place and I was. like let's make it smaller cut it here. and cut it there and they're like well. it's going to take more time like yeah. but we got to do it right let's do it. right lower the ceiling shrink the stage. lower the ceing in the big room sound. editing everywhere cuz like a lot of. comics like they like echo in a comic. Club because it makes the laughs louder. but it also makes it harder to hear what. the person's saying because all the. sound is bouncing around yeah I don't.

like that I like it with carpet or you. know like as much can can be absorbed. that's what you want what we got now is. perfect yeah Lou's awesome man Louie. Louie came on my podcast and we had one. of the best chats I've ever had with. somebody you told me that the YouTube. REM removed your RFK podast podcast yeah. what happened they um. um yeah they said some of the clips were. in violation of their uh medical. policies or like um like stuff that goes.

against the. who right do you know that North Korea. just joined the. who North Korea has like an. executive position on the board of the. who see what that is which is insane. yeah this is literally a country that. starves their citizens and the who is. allowing them I mean it's just what what. is the who like what the [ __ ] you're. telling me that Robert Robert Kennedy Jr. is lying cuz I bet he's not yeah I bet. everything he said is true I bet every.

everything he said could be backed up by. by data well I mean one thing that I. love about Bobby or Robert Kennedy um. he's he's a friend of mine and I've. always. really he's an environmentalist right. and so he's that's how he started he was. an environmental environmentalist so. it's it makes sense that he would care. about the environment inside of our. bodies as well right um like he has this. River Keepers organization they're just. about keeping the waters clean and his. whole life has been about that kind of. stuff so I don't know I found it just.

like yeah if somebody wants to object to. the status quo or raise their hand and. ask. questions that makes perfect sense to me. and then also he's not like an antivaxer. but he's about like vaccine efficacy. right which means I think like it's. about honest vaccine efficacy like what. is the what's the real data versus what. are they selling you because if you look. at the covid vaccine for example they. sold us something that wasn't accurate. they said that it was going to stop. transmission they said that it was going.

to stop infection it did neither of. those things they also said that it was. going to offer long lasting protection. it did not it just didn't and they said. it was safe and effective it's how can. they know that it's a new product and. you're administering it to hundred. hundreds of millions of people without a. lengthly trial period like they do with. every other drug so all these people. were like wanting it to be effective so. they were doing the work of the. pharmaceutical companies which they've. never done before no one has ever like. said you've got to trust these people.

that have the biggest [ __ ] criminal. fines in US history these people that. have been lying to us left and right. these people that have they've been. tried and convicted for lying about the. side effects for lying about the. efficacy whether or not something is. addictive we know that with the opioid. crisis oh yeah you watch dopesick for I. mean that's unbelievable you get. involved in it's unbelievable what's. happened with with all of that yeah this. is and the Sackler uh family just got. they just they had to give I think it. was like a large payment I think it was.

like6 or8 billion dollar and that uh. gives them immunity that was very recent. see if you can find that but that's. [ __ ] nothing Sackler family wins. immunity from opioid lawsuits which is. [ __ ] wild unreal 6. billion so they what about all the. people that [ __ ] died what about all. the [ __ ] kids at overdose what about. all the the families who had a child who. sprained their [ __ ] ankle right and. lost their and two years later lost.

their kid to addiction because this. company uh didn't care and because the. FDA was compromisable I'm sorry man this. [ __ ] [ __ ] makes me I think these. people should be [ __ ] hung dude it's. evil and they lie evil that's what it is. they absolutely lied about whether or. not was addic addictive in exchange they. will pay six billion to help address. opioid addiction does that what does. that mean what does that mean how you. going to address it hey guys uh opioids. are addictive who knows yeah yeah man.

that payments will be spread over. multiple years but look at how much they. made see the the thing is they've. they're collectively worth 11 billion. and they had to give up six so how much. money did they make off opiates see. that's the thing that happened with um. uh Vio with Vio they got in trouble what. is it viox is an anti-inflammatory that. didn't particularly work very well and. also killed a bunch of people killed at. least 50,000 Americans caused stroke a.

friend of mine got a stroke from it it. caused all these issues with people they. were aware of it there's internal. documents that showed that it was going. to be a problem they knew it was going. to be a problem but in the internal. documents they said but we think we will. do very well with this wow so they did. very well financially I think they made. something like 12 billion off of viox. and they had to give up five so they got. a fine of 5 billion but that means they. had all that profit that's a lot that's. it's sick when when did that start to. happen in our in our in our in our.

country when did it start to happen. that there there's that we're not. protecting our people like when did that. does that me like profit it's all profit. if there was no money in this they would. go after those folks 100% there's money. when did it happen in our time in. existence of time was there a point. where. that wasn't the way of the thing well. here's the first problem advertising for. pharmaceutical drugs on television yeah. advertising for pharmaceutical drugs is.

illegal in every country in the world. except for New Zealand and the United. States wow you shouldn't be able to. influence people to want to take these. drugs that they may or may not need that. should be entirely a conversation. between you and your healthc care. provider someone should be giving you an. educated understanding of what the pros. and cons are and this is why I think you. need this and this is why you should. take that it shouldn't be you coming to. your doctor ask your doctor if la la la.

is right for you do you have days where. blah blah blah do you have H well la la. la is for you and they have these. [ __ ] people dancing around in wheat. fields and you know and spinning their. daughter around a marry go around and. everything looks like a great old time. yeah yeah they have like two black. people like hugging in a bathtub or. something like cook out everybody's. having a great time. Bliss yeah it's about happy moments but. here's the thing you take those pills. they're not going to invite you to that.

cookout you still got no friends yeah. you just had home on pills dude I've. done. it you're not yeah you're not [ __ ]. Rus you're not doing CPR on some senior. citizen some way or like you're out. there playing pickleball in the sun. you're out there suffering by yourself. oh but it's crazy it's like everybody. wants to be happy so if the problem with. advertising is I mean it's one thing if. you're advertising for a nice pair of. shoes or something like that I don't. find any problem with that it makes. people want them but what's the downside. you buy something you really can't. afford that's the worst downside I don't.

find that to be that much of a problem I. don't find advertising in general to be. a problem because I believe generally if. you're intelligent you should be able to. like navigate that but when it comes to. things like drugs and especially when it. comes to anti-depressants and when it. comes to these things that they're. advertising constantly on television. constantly on YouTube just constantly. the amount of money is so extraordinary. that they put into advertising it's such.

a huge chunk of the advertising budgets. of television shows it's every show. every show I mean it's not a joke it's. every it's like don't we see that that's. obviously not we don't need everybody to. be on pills yeah and well they think you. do this is what was what I found so. bizarre look I never thought I would be. in the center of any sort of controversy. about pharmaceutical drugs or about. Health Care never thought that I would. be in the middle of it but one of the. things that stunned me was talking to. these people that were doctors that were.

fat that were unhealthy that didn't take. vitamins that didn't exercise that. definitely didn't optimize their health. and they were trying to put in your head. that the only way to be healthy was to. get injected with some experimental. medical thing and that's [ __ ]. horseshit that's never been the case. ever that's that that violates all of. our understandings about the the human. immune system about health and wellness.

about you just your overall metabolic. Health it it violates all of our. understandings people who are healthier. people who exercise people go outside. who get vitamin D people that are taking. vitamin C people that are supplementing. they have a much better time with any. kind of illness they get yeah and. there's there's a lot of documentation. about this this is science too but the. problem is it's not science that's. supported by these companies that are. directly funded by pharmaceutical.

companies yeah whatever these organizing. bodies are whether it's the FDA or the. CDC or what when you look at what. happens with the FDA and the CDC how. these people go from being presidents. and being the people that that that uh. recommend policy and then they go on to. become [ __ ] CFO or CEO of a of a. pharmaceutical company yes there's a. [ __ ] revolving door and it's evil. that [ __ ] should not be legal I agree. it's crazy that they're allowed to do.

that well how do we stop that kind of. stuff though how do you as like a. regular person I mean it just like you. can a regular person can but you can get. the the the voice out to all these. people that these people look if. anything we learned from the pandemic. you got to you can't trust these people. you can't cannot trust everything they. say is being fact you just can't there's. another thing that got released today. about reproductive uh repercussions of. the covid vaccine let me I'll find that.

for you because there's people that have. been talking about this that they're. just now they're finding out that there. there absolutely is negative side. effects for women that are pregnant for. women's reproductive uh health for um. well I'll tell you this Joe see if you. can find that this something I I think. it came from the UK that just got. released today I remember you know I. grew up in an environment where uh tlane. University I told you this before they.

had their primate testing facility in. our town right yeah and um a bunch of. chimps got out once and we got to help. the police go get them right I told you. about that yeah but um but they that's. where they tested the co the uh the. polio vaccine right that's where they. made it and it caused cancer in a lot of. uh women like in their cervic cancer I. believe but they' already made it and. they're like it'll cure it'll stop polio. but some women will get Ser so they just.

released it did you know that polio. 95% of the people get polio it's. asymptomatic so what does that mean I'm. reading this book about this that might. not be true so I need to make sure that. this book is accurate but what they're. basically saying in this book is that a. lot of the cases of polio that we talk. about from back in the day MH DDT was in. widespread use back then widespread use. as a pesticide and they were using DDT.

to kill bugs that they thought carry. diseases but the problem is DDT exposure. is insanely toxic now we know that now. DDT they don't use it anymore in America. yeah but they still use it in other. countries where polio likee symptoms are. very prevalent one of the side effects. one of the effects of DDT poisoning is. polio like symptoms I think it's called. um in. incopy see what that is DDT side effects.

we didn't have a lot of polio I don't. think in our area well polio was. something that was going on in the early. part of the 20th century you know and. it's widely credited that the polio. vaccine is would stop. that I used to wholesale believe that. until this pandemic and now I question. everything now I'm like I don't know I. don't know what the truth is with. whether it's small poox or Polio I I. have a feeling that there's a lot more.

to the story than what the general. narrative is that we've been given is. said vaccines are this amazing cure I. think there's a lot of other factors and. I think one of the other factors was. hygiene and it's the book is called. dissolving Illusions and it's all about. the uh origins of vaccines and what. vaccines have done to you know stop. disease spread and what the negative. side effects have been and it's just. like there's a lot of negative side. effects man and to pretend that it's. safe and effective like when you're.

administering things to Millions if not. hundreds of millions of people like. there's going to be some problems and. they don't want to advertise those. problems and they don't want to make. those problems publicly known oh yeah. there's side effects yeah you can't. [ __ ] can't whisper you can't see far. there's all kind of [ __ ] side effects. dude we had a guy who broke into uh. Walgreens and did like seven um he was. addicted to the [ __ ] covid vaccine he.

did like seven inoculations I got a lady. in my neighborhood that keeps getting. boosted her doctor told her stop getting. boosted doctor's like no more she's like. I got to go to La I need to get boosted. the doctor's like it's enough that's. enough this is most of the side effects. I can find okay DDT at low environmental. doses are unknown following exposure to. high doses human symptoms can include. vomiting TR or shakiness and seizures. laboratory animals showed side effects. in liver and reproduction DDT is. considered possible human carcinogen um. in this book they were talking about.

paralysis all sorts of issues a lot of. laboratory animals are [ __ ] though. aren't they I don't know it's estimated. that 95 to 99% of people who contract. polio virus are asymptomatic isn't that. wild wow so what does that mean you. don't even know you had it right it's. not doesn't affect you your body fights. it off that was the same for me me I. remember I came here and got tested for. Co by you guys and I had the antibodies. yeah you had it and you didn't even know. yeah that was a lot of people with covid.

but I think that's people that are. healthier I think that's people that got. exposed to it I know I got exposed to it. because my whole family got it my wife. got it both my kids got it and I was at. home with them I didn't protect myself. at all because I was like they seem okay. I'm healthy as [ __ ] I'm like let's see. what happens and I never got it and I. didn't protect myself at all all I had. sex with my wife I I hugged my kids my. wife was like you're going to get it I. go I'm not going to get it yeah I'm not. going to get it I'm going to hold my. breath like it was it was it was one of.

those things where I was trying to see. and there was two days where I worked. out two days and during those days where. I was working out I was like oo I feel. weak and so I just like broke a sweat I. just didn't push myself I just gently. worked out I did like 35lb kettle bells. nothing crazy I went through like a. Mobility workout did two days in a row. and then the third day I felt [ __ ]. great the third day my body was like. let's go and I I had a hard workout the. third day and I'm like all right.

whatever it is I didn't get it and I I. didn't even have antibodies I had. nothing I got tested for antibodies like. nothing so I know I was exposed to it. but my body completely fought it off and. then the time that I did get it we had. flown to Florida we did a gig and then. we flew to um I think it was Orlando did. another gig we're doing arenas right and. it's in the in the round so it's a CO. spray people just spraying Co at you. laughing and cheering [ __ ] and then uh I. went out my friend John showman and we.

uh I had like five Margaritas we played. pool till 3:30 in the morning oh wow and. you know pool's intense for me I play. serious pool and there a lot of. concentration and a lot of and I was. tired and that night I was like God damn. I'm [ __ ] feel like [ __ ] he was tired. but I thought I was just hung over and. drunk I thought I was like oh God I got. to get go to bed and I woke up in the. morning I'm like I don't feel right I. felt off you know I just felt off it was. 100% it was Co and then that night I did. an arena no problem wow killed great.

show and then flying back that night I. was really cold I was like is it cold on. this plane and Tony was like no it's not. I'm like man I feel like [ __ ] yeah and. so when I landed I called my wife I go I. don't know probably nothing's going on. but I feel like [ __ ] so maybe we should. sleep in different rooms and then I got. tested in the morning turned out that I. had it I was sweating all night like let. night it was like very sweaty mhm and. then the next day got the IVs the day. after felt pretty good the day after. that I made that video and and then.

[ __ ] CNN accused me of taking. veterinary medicine they didn't like the. fact that I got better quick dude I took. steroids in high school I'll take. [ __ ] whatever horses are taking. horses are doing great first of all if. you [ __ ] seen a you know how many. horses are looking awesome they do look. great yeah what the [ __ ] but not only. that that medication is not horsey. warmer it's literally a human medication. it's been prescribed to billions agreed. it's a dum [ __ ] way for them to it's. just [ __ ] shitty news it's not just. shitty news it's propaganda that they. did on behalf of the pharmaceutical.

companies they did it under the guys. that they're a news organization but how. do they get so many people to that's why. I'm like how does a a medical group get. so many people to believe that simple. that they shut their businesses down and. every like it's they had to they had to. I mean if the the the government of LA. or the government of California tells. you you have to shut your business down. you have to shut your business down yeah. and the people like me who got covid and. got over it very quickly that that's.

infuriating cuz I have had the flu that. lasted a lot longer than that yeah like. with the right medications you can get. over it but they didn't want anybody. knowing that right they that's why they. were trying to limit monoclonal. antibodies they didn't want people just. taking that because you just get right. better yeah I mean but yeah that's one. cool that's one cool thing that Bobby. knows about he knows about a lot of that. stuff oh my God he's the best source of. information about that stuff ever. because he can he's so brilliant he can. just recite it at any point like you. could bring it up and he'll explain to. you what the actual test said versus.

like the actual test when they said the. co it was the vaccine was 100% effective. do you know they did that how they did. that because two people I think the the. way it was is like two people in the uh. the placebo group got Co one person in. the vaccine group got Co so it's double. which means it's 100% effective it was. something stupid like that like their. measurement of 100% effective is so. dishonest yeah it's Sneaky it's like.

they're technically allowed to say. things that way but like when they were. saying things like it stops transmission. they had to admit they they they one of. the CEOs of fiser one of the head. Executives had to give some speech at. Europe I think it was the the UK. Parliament and they had to explain that. there was no testing done of whether. they never tested to see if it sto. transmission they only tested to see if. it gave antibodies and it did but all.

that other stuff was horseshit you know. the like when Rachel matow on TV going. it's going to stop that virus in its. tracks the virus ends with you you can't. affect anyone you can't get infected. it's a lie that was a lie and they no. one's being punished for that and. they'll say that Bobby Kennedy is. spreading misinformation where. everything he said you can verify. everything he said is true but there's. no money in agreeing with him the amount. of money that these news or. organizations supposed news.

organizations get from being on the side. of the pharmaceutical companies and. being in their good graes is [ __ ]. millions and millions of dollars in. advertising revenue and they have a very. specific mandate and so does YouTube and. that's why YouTube pulled your video. yeah I mean it was shocking to me. because the videos have been up for a. long time you know the clips had been up. for year and then yeah they hit us up. and we're like yeah we have to take. these down cuz they spread uh what was.

the specific thing covid misinformation. the specific thing that they said about. it yeah what was the specific subject. that Bobby brought up that they said was. uh. misinformation um let me see if I can. find it cuz a lot of the things that. they used to pull videos for back in the. day they don't pull anym. more uh it was let me see Bobby Kennedy. Jr on Dr. fouchy um Trump called for a meeting.

with Bobby Kennedy Jr about vaccines and. Trump and Dr fouchy met with Bobby. Kennedy Jr about vaccines those three. Clips but I just thought it was. interesting that like it for the timing. for me was really interesting I mean I. was upset how long ago was this they. pulled it two weeks ago really yeah week. and a half ago really so they'd been up. for a long time so it made me think like. well why now but it also could just be. he's running for president that's why. that's what I first thought and that's. probably what I do think it could be.

also I don't know how the algorithm. works if his name is getting propelled. more so then it makes Clips more. prominent so then they see them yeah I'm. in you know I'm in but here's I mean the. thing that upset me the most was that no. no a lot of I don't know so many addicts. died from um all the AA rooms all the. sobriety rooms all the recovery all the. 12 everything got shut down shut down. and so the number of people that died. from that yeah is more than the number. of people that died from Co well how. about the number of people that died. that didn't get diagnosed oh you covered.

your fa I like you you did that I like. to [ __ ] get in there [ __ ] you got in. there you got in there I'm [ __ ]. getting in there boy I'll come in this. [ __ ] thing mean don't do that so many. people so many people died from dude. what's a bunch of different things. because of it is this do you think this. is the gayest way you could jerk off if. you lay on your back right. and jerk off with your legs in the air. no I watched a monkey jerk off into his. own mouth I think that's the gayest way. monkey was hanging from his feet and he.

jacked off into his own mouth was he. stuck somewhere was he trapped he was. having a good time yeah that's crazy. dude he wasn't stuck yeah if you're in. an avalanche or something I can see you. having a snack no I think if you're. leave it in your. body I don't know dude you're stuck. somewhere yeah tell stuck die and people. going to find you I think he ate his own. [ __ ] before he died I i' thing people try. to hide I'd rather notice say I only had. a little that's put on it.

I but I'm not dying on an empty stom I. you know you'd have you'd have to have. something you got to have something Joe. bro you're dying you've been trapped for. four days in an avalanche you think that. jerking off in your own mouth is going. to give you some for of form of relief I. think it's going to buy you another. afternoon of being a whole afternoon. from a load what kind of loads are you. shooting kind of Peter North siiz loads. are you chugging down Jesus Christ I.

don't think it works that way oh I think. bu you a whole afternoon that's [ __ ]. weener wine at that point if you're. stuck in an avalanche like if you had. like a a radio like okay this going to. sound crazy but to buy yourself a whole. another afternoon Theo I'm going to need. you jerk off in your mouth no ah come on. man you're [ __ ] you changed. you just reminded me of this video oh my. God I saw this guy yeah he's skiing and. he sees something sticking up out of. the snow and it's a snowboard flipped.

upside. down oh is there a person in there. yeah he starts like yeah hey can you. hear me you know like the guy sort of. answers I think oh this a lot of guys. will meet up. anywhere oh my God the guy's alive in. there completely upside down you haven't. seen this show no no I thought this was. a different one that I saw so he just. starts digging them. out he luckily had you he had a shovel. in his bag and you there's no way if you.

don't test this dude's. breath this guy that it doesn't know oh. my God snow is on his way to be dead. he's on his way to be dead hear right. can you hear. me how did he find this guy dude the way. he look I'll show you right how he sees. it too I'll go back to the beginning. he's skiing with a friend and it's thick. powder oh my God he's probably worried. about his own life for sure and then all. of a sudden I think oh he sees the.

little board right there yeah and he has. to get back up to that's insane what are. the odds what are the. odds oh my God didn't go there so scoot. ahead to see him pull the dude. out. you're I think I'm going to help dig you. out okay thank you yeah no problem man. thank you oh my God this guy was done. guy's polite more sow away from the. mouth there's his. mouth oh my. god.

oh bro how it's it must be like being. reborn it must be exactly what it's like. to be born look at this guy he is deep. under that [ __ ] he was probably out cold. what did he breathe I I don't know it. must have happened like minutes before. yeah I haven't read any sort of like. follow up on like how long that guy was. there because this has happened this. happens there's other stories I found. trying to find this one even how long. can somebody breathe under snow I wonder.

they the other one I found that guy said. he's been there for six hours oh my God. so air must be able to get in there then. huh I don't know I mean I guess like. wherever your space is that you know the. creation of space from your head going. under and then the snow covering maybe. it's not perfect so there's some air. like maybe if you make as much space as. you can when you're in there how much. air can get to you if you had a covered. and he was upside. down I bet if you had like a small plant.

or something how long does it take a. plant to make air uh. oxygen do you think you have to have. like a little flower pot with. you yeah I mean does it work like that. don't use it all up so fast but I would. I would do do little sips like water if. you're in the desert just take a little. sip every now and again man what are the. odds of that guy staying alive that's. wild man he's got a new lease on life. that's a [ __ ] up way to go too cuz he. was conscious under that it's scary [ __ ].

yeah it is being alive feels scary. sometimes doesn't. it just regular how so just like I feel. like it just you know it just feels kind. of. like I don't know it just feels a little. spooky really I think so sometimes. sometimes like right now I think you. have moments where you realize you're. alive you have like moments like that. like real like moments you're like holy. [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] alive yeah it like hits.

you in a weird way and you're like I'm. [ __ ] alive like what the. hell and then you it's almost like the. same when you have those feelings like. oh my gosh one day I'm not going to be. alive it's that same sort of like that's. a weird one and it gets so like there's. just sometimes it drops into your body. and you can really feel it mhm you know. yeah dude you think the wind you think. we could ever decipher the wind like the. wind like you think the wind is ever. trying to tell us something and we don't. know how to hear it.

anymore. no no all the wind is just the wind I. don't think the wind is trying to tell. you something maybe the Earth is trying. to tell you something but you think the. Earth could might use the wind to try to. tell us something cuz how else would it. tell us I wonder well it definitely be. telling you something if you're an. animal that storms are coming right. right so if it tells you that it could. easily give you other information. maybe I think really you're learning it. from the animals though who know it from. the conditions there's like certain. parts of the world where When Storms are. coming like birds will stop chirping.

everything gets real quiet and then. people kind of know uhoh they've learned. to know that when the animals behave a. certain way that a storm is. coming you imagine what it was like back. in the day you had no idea when a. hurricane was coming you're just like. living on some sea Seaside town. everything seems fine. about to go to bed you're just whistling. your wife like she's like play me a tune. [Music]. Danny and this Sky becomes an angry. monster that tears houses apart hello.

therey that's the wind talking to you. that's the. wind they used to have some dudes that. would get out there and try to let the. you think the wind could jerk you you. think the wind could make you ejaculate. if it were powerful enough there's. nothing good there I think you're horny. I think you're just thinking about come. a. lot you got a lady friend nope maybe. that's what's going. on yeah I just went on vacation by. myself Whoa by yourself solo y where'd.

you go uh Maui really mhm what do you do. when you go on vacation by yourself just. get up early go to sleep early um I was. trying to get like my. circadian clock or something to Get. Rhythm yeah re re Rea where did you go. to like Four Seasons or something yeah. and just hang out by yourself mhm did. you go by the pool what did you do by. the pool went in the beach uh what else. did I do did people weirded out by you. like hey you Theo Von some people yeah.

meet a lot of people like what are you. doing like oh I'm on vacation by. myself. weird okay you don't have friends or. family or something what made you decide. to go to Maui by yourself um where'd. that come. from well I sometimes I like to have. time by myself I don't get I mean I. guess I get a lot of time by myself but. um I wanted to have nothing to do right. and I wanted to go and get like in the. beach where I feel like it's like.

there's something magical about the. beach you know it's like this is where. Mother Nature is really [ __ ] you know. yeah this where she's dialing up the. good sh so what was the thought process. you're sitting in front of your computer. you're like Googling places to go I need. a vacation by yourself have you ever. done that. before no I never done that before. either this my first one by myself yeah. so I thought yeah I just said I need a. vacation and then I was like well if I. told myself I'm going to give myself a. vacation I need to make sure i' do it so. that I'm not like building up this bad.

story with myself where I tell myself. I'm going to do something and not do it. oh so yeah I went on and I had a nice. time by yourself yeah relax a lot of. Filipinos over there do you know a lot. of Hawaiians are low-key Filipinos. really. yeah I didn't know that oh it's. remarkable man I met so many uh uh. Filipinos man they're great huh oh I. love Filipinos [ __ ] they're good well. you know I play a lot of they're just. friendly people man real real friendly. people if I die or whenever I die if I.

die I am going to I want the last person. I see to be Filipino really easily who. do you want to see you think why. Filipino you telling me you're dying. right you're like oh. gosh and then some guys like hello. my name's. Joey my name is Joey's a common Filipino. name Joey yeah yeah or uh Sunny they. have like kind of easy names you know.

friendly names happy names yeah happy. names yeah yeah everything's fine you'll. be like okay there have some of the best. pool players in the world are they. really oh yeah yeah the American GIS. went over to Philippines in I think it. was the 1950s after World War II and. they introduced them to pool I think. that's how it happened American pool God. they're so good I mean I just I don't. know I think huge over there the playing. pool is oh my God yeah the the real. famous pool players they're famous like.

like a pro baseball player is famous. over here like Efron Reyes he's a. celebrity in the Philippines like the. greatest pool player of all time he's. from the Philippines yeah they make me. the I think they just make me the. happiest when I see them interesting. they're something just so like warm and. accepting about them well especially. just island people in general like when. you go to Hawaii like those. [ __ ] know how to live yeah they. know how to live they know how to live. they you living in Paradise you're. walking around in flipflops like it's. fine everything's G to be cool yeah.

everything's fine dude everything's cool. I love Maui yeah it's a great place well. you told me about it before I think and. you told me to even stay at that hotel. yeah it's great you know right but uh. Duncan went there and when Duncan was. there somebody got ate by a shark uh-uh. mhm oh yeah yeah not even like that far. away from the resort I did snorkeling. and it was very alarming it's spooky. snorkeling is did you see that video of. the dude in a kayak that gets attacked.

by a tiger shark while he's on the kayak. uh-uh bro this dude's fishing on a kayak. a little kayak like the size of this. [ __ ] table and this tiger shark just. comes zipping at him and takes us check. this out watch this give me some volume. look at. TIG shark. holy [ __ ] Bro watch that again Watch. This Again watch this [ __ ] sneak. up on him he's just chilling this is off. a Wahoo look at it.

coming damn bro [ __ ]. that you see that the shark Ram me Ram. you yeah bro that [ __ ] bit. you he bit your boat look at it biting. the boat man that thing doesn't give a. [ __ ] dude they don't eat anything. they're so vicious those are the ones. that b people some guy some kid just. jumped off a a ship the other day into. the water oh yeah fell overboard right. he jumped apparently it was a dare this. guy was out of Baton Rouge actually was. it un likee a cruise ship yeah it was.

like is he dead he disappeared yeah oo. either yeah disappeared would you rather. being disappeared is kind of interesting. because you could come back I don't. think he disappeared I think he drowned. well did some people say they thought. they in part of the video they thought. they see a. shark hm do you see the video in the. middle of the ocean you know most fish. are around the middle most fish are. within like 200 miles of uh Shore I. believe that yeah cuz where else the.

open area like when you go deep deep. deep deep deep deep deep in the middle. of the ocean there ain't [ __ ] out there. nothing's out there yeah it's like the. desert oh yeah huh yeah it's like the. wet desert I think that's true with the. Google that the majority of fish are 200. mil from Shore I'm pretty sure that's. true. I'm trying to think if I've seen a fish. way out there before [ __ ] those tiger. sharks though right [ __ ] those things. that's one of the ones that got the. person that when Duncan was staying. there oh yeah look dude I was started.

snorkeling and so finally I realized. like there wasn't even any fish there I. was like this is bad and the water would. lift you up and then it would like set. you down like in a bunch of rocks and. I'm like this is real scary so I had to. come back in and I knew it was weird cuz. like the lifeguards were looking at me. so I was like you were getting out there. yeah I was like and it's people get out. there man you watch him swim out there. and you know some dude from [ __ ]. Cleveland I can't believe him on the. ocean and he's out there deep deep deep. this is wet as hell you can get jacked. you can get jacked by a [ __ ] ocean.

werewolf that tiger shark is an ocean. werewolf that thing just leaped out of. the water and bit that dude's. boat [ __ ] man I what did it think that. was like people say oh they thought you. were a seal that did not think that that. was a seal that thing probably thought. it was a boat there's a person on that. boat I'd like to eat that person well. Nature's [ __ ] probably getting pissed. after all the [ __ ] that has been. happening mother nature that she's going. to send animals she's going to send.

weather she's going to send storm she's. going to send snow to try to kill that. guy I believe that mother nature is. going to have a play in all of this why. does Mother Nature go after the Sackler. family hopefully she'll get to them how. would you get to them you think I don't. know I [ __ ] hate those people so much. though yeah it's evil I mean it's evil. man they're just balling just eating. caviar driving around rolls-royces but. they don't have any feelings well I. think what happens with people when. they're a part of something really big.

it's a it's called a diffusion of. responsibility because there's so many. people there like they say that if. you're in a crowded area and someone. gets jumped by someone and someone's. beating that person up you feel less. likely you feel like you don't have. anything to do with it you don't have to. intervene cuz there so many other people. there they're not going to do it if. you're not going to do it they're not. going to do it it's a diffusion of. responsibility so many people but if it. was just you and another person that. person was getting attacked and they're. like help me help me you would feel. compelled to help because it's only you.

I think when you're a part of an. enormous corporation that has thousands. of employees that's doing evil [ __ ] like. the Sackler family I think you just. think you're a part of a thing and you. think you could probably dismiss it by. saying well for most people this. provides them the needed relief from. pain and if used correctly there's not. an issue but it's an incredibly. Dangerous Drug and it's an incredibly. Dangerous Drug that's given out far too.

frequently far too easily and I know. this from my own personal experience I. had my uh nose fixed had a deviated. septum and uh the guy fixs my nose and. he wakes me up you know after the you. know after you go under and uh I have. these things stuffed in my nose my. nostrils stuffed up and he offers me two. different painkillers oh dang he writes. me prescription for two different. painkillers I like well how painful is. this going to get and he goes well a lot. of people find it very painful and a lot. of discomfort and this will help you and.

I go but is it going to get more. uncomfortable than right now and he's. like well how do you feel right now I go. I feel fine like it's not it's not even. hurt and I'm like okay he goes I really. think you should fill these cuz. otherwise you know if you need it you're. not going to have anything you're going. to be miserable I'm like okay so uh I. didn't and I went home and I waited and. I'm like I don't feel bad at all like I. feel fine and after a certain amount of. time you you take the things out of your. nose and they take they had uh stuck.

these plastic splints in my nose to keep. and they they remove all that stuff and. uh I never took anything and I never. felt pain but this guy had given me this. stuff and he gave me two different ones. like and he was a really good doctor. it's not like he was a [ __ ] quack if. I decided just start popping them i' be. like ah hey man I need it I got an. operation I need it yeah there's I. bought a Corvette yeah there was nothing. wrong with me like I was fine like after.

the operation after I woke up from the. anesthesia I mean it was didn't feel. great but it wasn't like I'm in agony. yeah so they're just giving me. oxycodone yeah and I'm not even hurt. it's not like I need something give me. something for the pain oh my God I made. an Agony he was like how do you feel I I. can feel pretty good like I I wasn't. being a tough guy I was like there's. nothing here yeah it's like a mild. discomfort and most of the discomfort. was cuz my nose was stuffed with these. sponges yeah yeah and tubes they give.

you like plastic straws that poke out of. the bottom of your nose and it's. dripping down onto the upper lip pretty. cool yeah but it wasn't that bad it was. barely a problem yeah well look I think. they just give them out and people now. were so used to also were really. comfortable just taking whatever is. going to make us check out for a minute. yes that's the reality right the reality. that's the reality and that's what you. have guys like Ryan holiday did he come. on here yeah where you have guys that.

are talk that talk a lot about like that. moment where you choose between what's. comfortable yes or what is easy and this. other like more long-term thing what is. the long term and we we've just gotten. very used to taking that easy thing and. it's just it's some of that is. also just us getting acclimated to uh. technology and advancements and and a. lot of those things are good for us and. so we we're used to that you know well a. lot of people have a really hard time.

delaying gratitude yeah which is why. they overe which is why they don't. exercise which is why they take pills. they want it now Jerk It Off even yeah. the number one is that your number one I. mean it has definitely for my 20s do you. try not to look at porn yeah how how's. that go. I mean it's gone. [Laughter]. better if I'm real honest with you real. H I'll say this though I do believe and.

a lot there's probably a lot of men that. if you lay on your back and masturbate. you have you done. this I like how you just pointed at. where you're going going if you lay on. your back and jerk off with your legs in. the air you keep saying this have you. actually been do don't know that I've. done that I saw somebody drew it. somewhere and I saw it drew it like a. diagram this is the gayest thing ever. I'm just saying something about feet up. in the air whacking. off you guys need to get your lives. together yeah we do I'm learning from.

you you guys have please tell me more. you guys have changed a lot I'm just. saying if we could decipher the wind we. would figure all this out maybe maybe. it's the Earth itself is trying to give. us messages I got a video for you guys. what's this what is Biden doing. [Music]. he fell down again yeah is this today. yeah okay I can't I can't anymore well. here's the sad thing man and I say this. cuz look my dad was 70 when I was born. my dad was an old man so I grew up.

around a lot of like uh environments. where sometimes people would take. advantage of my dad cuz he was old but. he just fell he didn't even fall for a. reason he but it's just not fair like at. a certain point you can't it's not cool. for old it's not cool to old people to. do that to them no like he doesn't know. this is happening to him yeah but he. kind of does and he's kind of a [ __ ]. well that could be true but he doesn't. know he's always been a [ __ ] though if. you go back and listen to that guy lying.

about his his his uh education record. and lying about his accomplishments and. like he's always been a problem yeah. politician Pol that whole it's a [ __ ]. and but then also the all the [ __ ]. stuff with his son and the the ties to. Ukraine and China and the money the. family they got they got paid millions. of dollar and everyone's trying to. obscure it because well it's better than. Trump better than Trump if that guy was. a republican they would be up his ass. with a microscope I know it is.

unbelievable but he represents the what. they thought was a like a sane. alternative to what president Trump was. yeah they thought Trump this is insane. Donald Trump is the president [ __ ] that. anything is better than him and so they. went with this corrupt career politician. yeah I mean it's wild stuff man they. even got the FBI involved in telling. Twitter to censor the information about. the laptop it's crazy but how do we get. out of that space how do we because.

we're starting to turn into one of those. kind of like uh Central American. countries where the government is so com. like it's crazy it used to be a long. time ago like if the secrets of our. country got out like during Watergate or. whatever right people were like [ __ ] no. but now if the secrets get out people. are like [ __ ] yes tell us what's going. you know what I'm saying it's. interesting how that's kind of changed. like before it would be like if any like. top secret documents or whatever were. released it would seem like.

um uh wrong well but now if they're. released we want to know what it it's. like does that make any sense well when. was top secret documents released that. that are showing that someone is. behaving in an illegal way where it's. bad I mean Watergate that was what. Watergate was about yeah they found out. that Nixon was. spying I mean I think the problem is. that first of all the media is. overwhelmingly left leaning and if you. have a left leaning politician or a.

left-wing Democratic politician and then. you have this media that essentially. Works to support that person I mean they. they ignore any information that leads. to distrust in the government or. distrust in this Administration or. distrust in this this party this. political party yeah it's a dark arts. man it is the dark that is that's the. real dark arts it really is and you know. what what I think one thing that we need. I think would be nice what if there I. wish that there was a an app right and.

everybody has an app idea but I wish. there was an app. where when you went to a business you. could tell where they put their. political money right so then it would. start to affect the bottom lines of. companies so then those companies would. stop cuz I think you have to get bus. little of that's going on right now now. with all the woke [ __ ] like Target lost. billions of dollars because they tried. to have this Pride selection oh yeah gay. mannequins yeah they they well they had. all these like Pride children's shirts.

and gay children yeah and then obviously. the Bud Light thing with Dylan Mulaney. they've lost 20 plus billion dollars you. imagine you're just going to send a. [ __ ] can to some confused person that. uh day 365 Womanhood and you send that. person a [ __ ] can with their face on. and your company loses $2. billion that is wild [ __ ] man so we're.

seeing that now where we never saw that. before where people are going enough. right enough stop shoving this down. everybody's throat when I go to Target I. don't want to see like [ __ ] yeah tuck. pants where you like they're designed to. help you tuck your dick like hey that's. not normal and I don't want that right. in front of everybody yeah yeah yeah I. don't want to see a diaper for a baby. where they can hide his dick under him. or whatever yeah I don't think they have. those but but the why would they will.

soon they yeah they might but there's a. lot of just [ __ ] real weirdness with. this group of people that is trying to. like change the way people view. sexuality and gender and all these. different it's like they're they're. prelati it's not as simple as they're. you would stop that at the I think you. would stop that say if they had an. application where I could say okay I'm. going to go buy coffee I'm going to go. buy a hat I'm going to buy a corset. whatever I want to get and I can look on.

this app first I'm just picturing you. with a cup of coffee a hat and a corset. do whatever D you got to [ __ ] look. out for yourself dude I'm picturing you. buck naked with a coret on drinking a. cup of coffee with a hat on I'm fully CL. jerking off with your feet in the air. bro you got d. you've changed you [ __ ] changed bro. you got the [ __ ] wrong idea dude. what's in these you got yeah take a sip. of that get yourself right but if there. was an app though that's what I want an.

app where I say if I support this. company right with my money what does. that company support because then I. think you're going to get a lot of. people are going to be able to support. at least put their money where their. beliefs are I think there's a thing like. that there's like a there's an app. shows like America like supported. America. apps but you need an you need an even. one you need one that's like but for. both you need one that's down the middle. you know well there's there's a lot of.

companies now that are like really. emphasizing. americanmade yeah I wonder if these. spells are American made wo um I'm a. part of a company called origin and. origin produces they make everything in. America everything they make except for. like like one or two items that they're. very transparent about it like some of. the parts of the soulle of the shoot the. boots that they make these handmade. boots are made in South America but. everything else all the fabric all the. thread all the workers all the machines.

everything is made in America they make. uh hunting gear they make uh they make. these great stretchy jeans that you can. wear they make great handmade boots like. real high quality stuff boot they make. jiujitsu GES origin check out origin. they're the [ __ ] it's all americanmade. [ __ ] is a big part of it he's the one. who brought me in on the company oh yeah. yeah cam haes is a part of the company. now too it's this the first americanmade. hunting apparel company because even. though hunting is like this great. American Pastime a lot of the clothing.

that you're making that they're making. is made from China the a lot of the. textiles a lot of the stuff is made from. China I went turkey hunting I saw since. I saw you last man yeah who did you go. with this guy Michael wadell that's. right Michael wadell Michael wadell is a. legend yeah he knows the [ __ ] man he's a. fun dude oh he's a really fun he was. great on the mediator podcast with st. Rella oh yeah yeah he was great he's. just ENT he's very entertaining to very. entertaining yeah me and this guy Caleb. Presley went and we was just everybody's.

chasing those gobblers that's what they. call them yeah yeah did you get one no. well what happened was we saw them right. we did the we waited two mornings we. didn't get one then we're leaving right. we're driving out and they're all like. the game's over the Hunt's over right. you see some turkeys by the side of the. road and they were were just like they. were like in the locker room after the. game like it's over right one of them. has a towel on his neck one of them's. [ __ ] texting his wife right like. they're [ __ ] chilling you know and. uh this is you sneaking up on him no.

this is uh my buddy Caleb shot one oh. okay so you didn't want up getting one. so tell me what happened with the the. ones that were on the side of the road. yeah they snuck up on them right here. dude I mean they got they're having. lunch like it was over oh so the the. ones that were on the side [ __ ] snuck. up on some that were in the locker room. bro the game was over and [ __ ] killed. of them no that's how it goes the game. is always on well see as long as it's. The Season's open the game is on and. that's what I guess I realized um yeah. every now and then you catch one.

slipping yeah oh they caught they took. this turkey they REM I mean its whole. head disappeared turkey hunting is like. elk hunting in the way where you're. trying to get him closer to you you're. calling them in that's why people one of. the things that people like about it's. so. exciting and the the turkey's like is. that [ __ ] yeah is that do I hear [ __ ]. they have these uh are turkey uh decoys. and they set these turkey decoys up they. wouldn't let me hold the gun either they. wouldn't why not they said it was some.

issue what was the issue I'm not sure we. should take you hog hunting oo I want to. do it where you get to do it with actual. Hands-On you want to do that yeah you. know they use dogs with that that's fine. the dogs hold the pig down then you went. up and stab it I'm so not interested in. that I've been offered to do that too. I'm like if we pray first I would do it. why would that help just to [ __ ] make. it even you know I just want to at least. let God know what I'm doing I think God. knows what you're doing you're out there. killing pigs all right well look man but.

pigs are one of the best animals to hunt. because they are absolutely an invasive. species that has to be controlled and I. don't like pigs I'll say that yeah um I. kind of like them I like them when. they're domesticated but that's not a. real pig yeah like pigs are a weird. animal man if you let them go like do. you take a domesticated Pig and you let. it go within 6 weeks they start to. transform their snout extends their hair. changes gets bigger and bushier their. their tusks grow like werewolves yeah. like a wild pig that you see is.

essentially a domestic pig that got wild. they're the same animal that's what's. crazy wow you know there's different. versions of them but that's the same. animal. damn suraa it's the same genus that's. the whole group called suraa yeah I. would love to have some real wild. [ __ ] bacon do they have bore bacon. it's not it's hard to get bacon off of a. wild pig because they're not as fat but. agriculture pigs like pigs that steal.

from farms you can get bacon off of them. because you know they're they're eating. people's crops and fatten it up some of. them are fat as [ __ ] and acorns. sometimes you get I shot one that would. had eaten a lot of acorns and there was. like an acorny smell to the fat oh my. God they're delicious me and John Dudley. we went pig hunting in to own ranch I. shot this pig and we cooked it on the. Trager oh my God it was Sensational it. was so good that sounds good we we we. slow smoked it on a Trager oh just fall. off the bone it was delicious God I.

[ __ ] so good fat and moist and. delicious I love that woo but you got to. cook pigs like to a high temperature to. avoid trinos especially wild pigs really. yeah yeah yeah and what is Trin nois it. has what spiders no osis is Like A. Parasite and um most it's really weird. but I think 90% of the cases of trinos. in North America are from bear from. people eating bear cuz they just don't. cook it enough you have to cook bear. like you cook bacon like you got to cook.

it all the and in what when you get like. store-bought bacon or store bought ham. even you don't have to cook it as much. as they used to make it cook it because. these animals never come in contact with. chosis cuz they don't have they're not. free range animals yeah they're just B. they're just hiding in like a basically. a little farm or something they get it. from eating animals that have it so if. you get trinos you keep trichinosis for. your whole life and if you died and. somebody ate you they would get. trichinosis they didn't cook you what if. you have a child can a is it can you. transfer it through DNA that's a good.

question I don't know the. answer Checkmate yeah you got me you got. should we end with that we got to get. out of here oh yeah let's end man man D. thank you man thank you for brother it's. always a pleasure to hang with you. always good to see you had a great time. and congratulations on your Club thank. you thank thanks for being there man it. was fun fun watch you murder last night. it was a good time so cool I'll be. around for the next few weeks man let's. go theovon let's go all right bye. everybody.

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