Joe Rogan Experience #1991 - Protect Our Parks 8

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. [Music]. day BL that Bo damn that's. that's you're not that's Joey Diaz. laughing gas we oh my god dude you both. pussied out you like you called him a. [ __ ] and then you I was joking I was. never going to smoke. that you smoke you coward I was already.

smoking it you can't bull you into. smoking it you can't bully me when I'm. already doing it he's bullying and he's. not doing it he bullied him Shane is the. king of. that here's my only impression of Shane. you won't yeah you won't do that. whatever whatever's brought up you won't. you have my favorite childish humor it's. so fun and it works too it's very fun. your you go you don't do that dude it's. very fun not going do that he's dumb.

he's like give me that [ __ ] I'll do it. right now I'll cut myself well he's jet. lagged he came from another country he I. can't believe he doing this he had a day. to rest yeah I had Athens [ __ ] 5. hours did you go see the Acropolis I did. Wild [ __ ] huh it's so cool what's. Acropolis it's like a bunch of [ __ ]. Rubble. oh the Acropolis is the base the. Parthenon is the building correct yes. yeah dude I tell you I looked up that a. bunch of times when I was there and I. still don't know nobody knows yeah no.

idea yeah the Acropolis is the building. the Parthenon is what it's built on oh. interesting the Greeks Were Gay Greeks. Were. Gay okay theopolis of ath ancient cult. ancient Citadel located on a rocky out. crub wait which one's the apocalypse. which one is the Acropolis and which. one's the parthan on I think. the oh yeah I don't know I think the. Acropolis is the building and the paron. is what it's built on the most famous. the Acropolis is I think the entire. thing and the Parthenon is one of the.

buildings yeah as a part what's the. what's the structure that it sits on. what's the Parthenon yeah Google that. I'm pretty sure the one of them that's. that one okay that's under construction. so the Parthenon is the building the. Acropolis build it back up they real it. wasn't finished scaffolding everywhere. roof fell off how about that St the. centerpiece the fix her upper for. sure so okay the paron is a former. Temple of the Athenian Acropolis Greece. that was dedicated to the goddess Athen.

during the fifth century BC ah all those. people were tripping balls you know. goddess of beauty yeah there's a great. book on it um the immortality Key by. this guy Brian mer rescu it actually. opened up a field of study at Harvard. this guy wrote a book about how they. they did they always suspected that. their wine was laced with something but. then they got definitive proof because. they found old vessels and they tested. these vessels and they found Urgot in. them which is a a a fungus that has LSD. like effects wow yeah so they made up.

that they were Gods dude that must have. [ __ ] them up that's where they came up. with everything that's where they came. up with democracy they came up with so. much from tripping balls they had makes. sense like he hit this rock and it. became a spring and to fight him he hit. a rock it became a tree all those old. people were tripping balls and what they. were doing was hiding it from the Romans. and they had to move away like they they. started going into other countries when. they got kicked out of Greece they they. moved the uh ucini Mysteries all over. the world the what Mysteries.

eluis elucidian Mysteries all the zoo. stuff all the [ __ ] all the the the. trip ball stuff where they would people. like Scholars from all over the world. would go there and participate in these. uh these rituals and they would just. trip their [ __ ] brains out and figure. things out how about those grape. leaves I don't think that had anything. to do with it ah those are just leaves. yeah they're not great they're not great. overated over very overrated really you. get a dipman to to make it even edible.

they're pretty bland yeah they got the. same food as uh Middle. Eastern Kebab humus yeah [ __ ]. delicious or David tell calls it. terrorist peanut. butter his. joke yeah so did you have fun oh it was. did you have a good time yeah yeah yeah. but Athens is a cool City you get away. from the tourist I did get to walk and. Hike yeah it's a big National Park in. the middle it's like Central Park you. walk through it at night yeah Park's a.

park though looking for rapist what you. like the. hike what there's R you protect those. parks in Athens um people have asked me. about the parks yeah everyone you try to. protect goes away I saw one somewhere. like have you protect any parks lately. and I was like no I've only failed in. protecting any parks we only tried one. yeah utter failure but sometimes it's. your first time trying to protect the. park true why do you like. Parks third Joy one those he's a city. dork it's the only nature he gets they. stink.

the only nature took my nephew to a park. I just looked like a [ __ ] pedophile. the whole time you look a little tiny. park with a swing set yeah I just turn. to a park I was just yelling at him. you're not allowed to go without a kid. yeah a lot of these places right yeah. that's weird going to a park and just. watching kids boy I love watching kids. interact yeah you can't you can't so. innocent you have to go with your own. kidy dog parks you can't go in without a. dog is that right probably can you they. won't stop you but the rule is you can't.

go in without a talk oh really is that. the rule yeah is it written. yeah so it's written so it's told it is. written that's the only way I know it it. is my uh my niece my nieces and nephews. are black and my uh dad took him to the. park by himself and my niece is was on. the swings and she was like slap me papy. slap it he was down there like pushing. her ass pretty funny right people were. looking at it like what the [ __ ] is. going on here slap me papy yeah she's. like slap it papy he was like Jesus. Christ I can see there's a playground.

outside my apartment and a a mom was on. her phone the whole time pushing this. kid on a swing it killed me cuz so. easily steal a kid they're all so. distracted Now's the Time yeah my friend. almost got his kid stolen from a park. what yeah yeah he um noticed at the last. minute that someone was calling his kid. towards a a truck Brian laundry and he. he stopped it he ran out and stopped it. but I think he was just not paying. attention for a brief period of time and.

somebody tried to steal his kid I got a. hit on by a pedophile as a as a youth. the thing is it does h i mean it sounds. so insane yeah it actually does happen. people steal children cuz that kid'll. forget might be crazy enough to. work kid'll forget Jesus Christ what a. horrible thought remember Milk Carton. Kids that was a big thing big thing I. think a lot of them are stolen by the. parent right like one that's almost all. the stats of like abducted kids or just. the dad was like I want some I want some. people use their kids as like Leverage. to get back at the spouse you know like.

the husband and the wife get divorced. and the wife won't let the husband see. the kid and he yells at her I want my. [ __ ] kids and you won't let that. [ __ ] in the house with her oh boy that. would be nice getting so like hammered. just going to your [ __ ] ex-wife's. house like SC my [ __ ] son you [ __ ]. get shot Daddy no there's a horrible. video of a guy getting shot doing that. oh really he goes to the the house where. his kid lives and there's a guy there. and the guy and the wife are there and.

he's yelling and the guy's getting get. off my [ __ ] property and the guy the. guy's a big guy and he gets in his face. and the guy goes and gets an AR and they. struggle with the. gun they struggle with the gun briefly. and then the guy lights him up that's a. good dead he he lights him up in front. of the the guy's mom also there wait who. shot who the the biological father got. shot by the stepdad yes the step step. who's a smaller guy the biological dad. is a big guy why would close enough with.

an AR for some other guy to grab it I. think he was just trying to threaten him. like if he pulled out a gun the guy. would be like that's it okay you got a. gun I'm going to leave now but this. guy's an idiot I I've seen quite a few. of those people just people get nutty. and they don't understand risk and they. don't understand danger even just with. fights when they get in people's face. yeah man [ __ ] you well [ __ ] you. something like you don't you literally. don't know how to fight and you're. you're about to engage in one of the. most dangerous things that people can do. other than using weapons y happens all.

the time but I've I saw a video the. other day of this guy they're in front. of like a a truck and this guy's yelling. at this guy come on puss you fight like. a man he takes his shirt off and the guy. just shoots him oh I didn't see that one. I saw [ __ ] see that shoots him got gun. out the guy's got a gun out and he's. like stop and the guy's like come on. [ __ ] he takes his shirt off while the. guy has a gun out who's the machine and. he comes towards him and he just boom n. the guy goes down the guy died that's. right yeah what happened Jones was like. enough.

yeah guy what did he have a whip or. something no he had like a sword sword. you know that was like a supposedly like. no wasn't supposed to happen was like. yeah oh he was high all the time. Harrison Ford gets high all the time no. rips him I don't know about then but now. he's just high all day he depressed I. think when you get older that's the. move you can't control this world he. knows what he does it's so out of. control and it's so not what you grew up. with you're like what what's the kids. these days what's happening you're. changing genders just High just get high.

and just go through life spaced out. Indiana stoned oh there we go his. alternative Pastime his wife is hideous. hey how dare you that's not his wife. that's Chewbacca you son of a [ __ ]. Jesus. Christ he's got that gay earring too. still and so he's a lifelong Stoner is. that what it says you ever see scrape. take that kid steal that kid scrape guy. scrape they shut a video they just like. distracted someone and grab their kid. and they go no no I'm just kidding I'm. just kidding they gave the kid back it. was great it was so funny Jesus Christ.

what was funny what what was funny that. they stole the kid and the parents are. freaking out and they're like I'm. kidding Ari always wanted to be stolen. when he was a child definitely W you in. like a shitty under Christian family. called Jewish oh you ever heard Metar. talk about his cult life a little bit. Jehovah wild [ __ ] explains a [ __ ] it's. so well it explains a lot how he won't. tolerate any [ __ ] that he hat relig. he'll call me sometimes like what about. this Abel what about like all right.

let's go he knows I know enough he will. rant you sent a text to Meer be prepared. for 17 straight scroll yeah he but like. anytime there's some [ __ ] [ __ ]. some Shenanigans with words some weird. thing they're trying to pull on you. meter gets Furious because he grew up in. a cult so he's like I know what the [ __ ]. this is yeah I know you oh I can't. notice this I can't pay attention to. this if I talk about this I'm a bad guy. that's his joke he goes uh they told you. you can't masturbate do you know what. happened to you if you don't masturbate.

no no one does because everyone. masturbates including the people who. told us you can't. masturbate fny I just watched a cult. documentary that uh Korean guy you see. that one no Jamie you see that one it's. like in the name of the Holy Father or. something pull it up Korean dude just. start a cult but one of his things was. or sou he made everybody South watch him. he would play soccer in the cult and he. would score like 70. goals he said he was God he would fight. [ __ ] everybody oh god of course he. [ __ ] everybody go [ __ ] and they always.

fall for it every Everybody dude my. favorite cult movie is the movie about. the building I bought holy hell it's a. [ __ ] amazing cult documentary what. it's so crazy who who H do you know the. story no the building that I bought. originally for the mothership was a. place called The One World Theater and. that one World Theater was built by a. cult so that their leader could dance in. front of them literally like they put on. these performances they documented it. all this guy filmed everything wow and. this this crazy dude who was was a gay. porn star he look so gay he's so gay he.

he was a but that's his older self when. he see when he was young that's he's. he's already getting old then if you see. the videos of him when he was young he. was a beautiful man he was this really. gorgeous like ripped yoga instructor and. he started this call in West Hollywood. called the Buddha field and then they. moved it out to Austin they're all PR J. give me let me see the. penises let see pches the pouch down. down down.

they would let the lady get close like. You' be lower it's like a [ __ ] Bud. Light commercial he had all these boys. with him and he [ __ ] all of them he's. not gay he he's gay he was a gay porn. star but he had girls in there shot I. think girls is how he got straight guys. to come to the cult because he [ __ ]. all the straight guys ladies night he. convinced them he his nipples it's it's. you should watch the documentary he gave. them he was a hypnotist hypnotist so he.

gave them therapy and then he'd [ __ ]. them and he charged them for the therapy. charge of 50 bucks and he owned the. mothership no he owned the One World. Theater it wasn't it was like the people. that were I was buying it from were. people that used to be in the cult and. now now they owned it but that that was. the original location for it yeah that's. nuts I love it I was watching that. Korean guy and I was like this guy [ __ ]. he had 900 women as cheerleaders the. stadium would be packed and he'd score. 80 goals people like we got to arrest. this son of a [ __ ] I was like this.

guy's dominating he rules he rules did. they kill him did you see the guy in. austral hold on they they capture him at. the end he's in a tent with two girls. and they like live camera they're like. what are you doing back here he's got a. boner and he's like stay out get out of. here that's how they got him yeah they. called him with a boner boy it goes from. 90 goals scoring to being in a tent with. two girls the last stragglers the last. ones yeah it was tough still still a. [ __ ] three-way in a tent sweaty after. which he dominated that's an MV. performance dude you got to see his.

soccer they would line up they would. line up like 15 people in the goal he'd. be like I can still score on they would. all like get out of the way isn't it. wild that everybody knows about cults. but yet people can still form Cults want. people to join I want to go in for a. week just see if they'd get me knowing. to any just knowing I'm like I know what. this is but like let me like see if they. get me judism cut to you getting [ __ ]. in the. ass like two days later it happened. quick man they make some good points all. you were like a serious Orthodox Jew if.

you got out of that a which is like a. respected cult it's a respected one. 45 I got it but I was in for a while I. might get out of this too Indianapolis. cult. theyit protein low protein diet well you. this the that's the question of like. when does it become a cult is. Christianity a cult is Catholicism a. cult oh they're all cults yeah you want. to look at cult what makes a cult versus. religion you're not watching some Korean. guy [ __ ] everybody and score 70 goals.

those are the religions of boys that's. why they didn't last but the religions. of the tell that's of the Catholics yeah. that's what I'm saying that's a good. they figured it out good marketing they. figured out how to make the Vatican a. country yeah the wildest [ __ ] ever you. 100 AC get yeah you got a 100 Acre. country in the middle of your city it's. very nice yeah the difference between. cult and religion is the same difference. between a town and a city well the cult. is the people that can't keep it. together and they guy everyone's wife.

the religions they [ __ ] your kids yeah. yeah well how many preachers are banging. people's wives so many about it lot we. had a guy in a community said the girls. had to do a ritual bath to get clean he. [ __ ] peeped the hole and videotaped. them a ritual bath yeah there's a ritual. B. God I was skipping over those New York. Jews got to take a couple more ritual. B slacking dude dude they they don't. wash my clothes you think Joel 's.

[ __ ]. mom's oh good question bet cuz you know. he could so knowing he could and knowing. what you know about men but he might be. gay but the amount of women that must. throw themselves at him cuz he's a. superstar and he's a man of God any. hotter sex than religious sex just like. Father hot believer but if you can't get. her off that's pretty it's like a let. down it's you God you s that's why you. didn't get off Smart God would have let. you put you yeah what have you done.

wrong this week God doesn't let me eat. [ __ ] I'm on a strict diet this week can. you. stink there there's something about a. crazy hot believer like you both believe. in the same nonsense you just she's. crazy hot and just like Jesus wants me. to suck your [ __ ] so hot I agree with. Jesus Jesus told you that well I can't. argue with Jesus you talk to God yeah. the Lord God G me an exception God God. just tests you with an exception wow.

going to put it in Gods hole that's what. we used to do in Catholic School the old. anal but God hole Yeah doesn't count. yeah like that is so wild that someone. found that [ __ ] work around the. wildest was the Mormons that was just. guys trying to [ __ ] Catholic chicks well. Catholic chicks trying to get [ __ ] and. they're like this got to be something. work out here anal the Mormons are the. docking you know about docking stick it. in soaking then leave it in doing is way. better do is. lock skin I wonder who gets to choose.

who's the top four skin that's like good. you should rock paper scissors for that. yeah i' rather be the little i' be the. small spoon you'd rather be inside feels. better you want be. inside yeah it would feel better it's. more why would you want it it's more. dominant to have your skin around a dud. it is more do strictly the feel so. ridiculous like go ahead to do that you. [ __ ] we then you just stand and stare. at each other that up please what are. you doing bro I'm [ __ ] no no no I'm.

[ __ ] your dick you're not wrapping. your dick around di I'm sucking in your. dick no no no no I'm [ __ ] your dick. oh I don't know man I think I think I'm. sucking in your dick you might be. sucking my dick but I'm [ __ ] your. dick I'm definitely sucking your dick. well it's like when I [ __ ] your mouth. you might be sucking my dick but I'm. [ __ ] your mouth Jesus chist get that. clip the worst part about docking though. you got to be face to face yeah face to. face you're like an in away from you.

mean the best part yeah Dan Henderson. you know Dan Henderson [ __ ] one of. the elite MMA fighters of all time he. was at my show in New York City once he. likes talking this this Hecker was. talking I said to the Hecker hey if you. don't shut the [ __ ] up I'm GNA have Dan. Henderson hold you down and [ __ ] your. girl right in front of you and Dan. Henderson goes why would I hold him down. when I could just stare him down damn. remember that it was n remember that it. was nuts and we were just like there was. like a chill Jesus oh it was so real wow.

if the guy would like took one step. forward like hey stop [ __ ] my wife. like okay [ __ ] Dan Henderson is a. [ __ ] animal just the fact that he. could come up with that on the. Fly he thinks like that he said that. before why would I hold him down when I. could just stare him down that's. terrifying the wife was like all right. let's do this it was a joke but I was. even that bad that was out of control he. was out of control the guy was out of. control his wife was out of control. control they were both out of Carolines.

right all right rest in peace wow Carol. roughers think a brawl broke out that. night or maybe the next day they were. throwing chairs yeah I think it was the. next day yeah throwing chairs yeah like. WAFF how many shows have we done. together a bunch [ __ ] thousands yeah. thousands we've done so many shows. together all over the [ __ ] country. all over the world that was those shows. were right after a baby bird that's. right we went there St Stern complain. got up taken down off off YouTube what. yeah Stern yeah and then I remember like.

one of those wait a minute one of not. Stern but like their group was like take. that [ __ ] down cuz they didn't want them. succeeding and then they were like this. happens all the time we'll just have to. file the thing and it'll get put back up. what so they were saying that it was. offensive that's how they get it taken. down maybe they were the one they were. like no we're the edgy we shouldn't say. that once we know that's true we need to. find out because that's like such a. [ __ ] egregious evil thing to do if. you're in that business like say. something's offensive like or like. saying Don Imus went too far yeah he got. [ __ ] gu sucked yeah he he he' be like.

I'm the offensive one no one else H yeah. well when he silenced toi and Anthony. wouldn't let them talk [ __ ] about him. well he was talking [ __ ] about them wild. yeah and was like I'll use any tool. against my enemies like don't you stand. for anything though yeah you a [ __ ]. radio guy yeah radio that guy was alone. I think that guy was alone on the front. line for so long imagine if you're it's. World War II and it's just you against. the Japanese and you're on this [ __ ].

Island just killing just killing people. every day for like a decade and a half. and then new people come up and they're. like want you you have my back I [ __ ]. you where were you I needed you yeah. maybe this is my fight true I heard. people had to avert their eyes when you. came in I don't think that's probably. true not true see I think I think that. is people that work for himler saying. that tell him don't look at him don't. talk to him and so he probably doesn't. even know that they're doing that I know. that happen with some Stars I know that.

happens yeah damn yeah weird we did a. commercial me and vene a commercial with. Tiger Woods they like don't curse around. him this before the scandals like don't. curse around him don't do I like okay. and he comes in goes you guys ready to. do this [ __ ] and we're like wait what. did you just tell us not to be dirty it. was like just handlers they're just. handlers just weird people there there's. weird people that get a kick out of. having power over the star like they. have power to access like you can't have. access to the star you can't get close. to them we people at clubs that it's. weird that happened to me I did a club.

in Eerie Pennsylvania and the guy goes. you better be clean you better be. squeaky clean TV clean I was like oh. [ __ ] that was three years in and then. the host goes up who told me that he's. like so I it's [ __ ] my wife in the. ass I [ __ ] in her daughter's hair and. I'm like what the hell then I went up. and I was like so uh cereals weird and. like get the host back up. stere trying to wrun a new hour on the. Fly yeah God just taking all the [ __ ].

out and the jizz out those were the. worst gigs when you had to we clean like. you got 20 minutes to wear clean so. you're stretching out your bits you're. like oh this is a clean bit and then. halfway in you're like oh it does go to. end damn [ __ ] it like how can I re how. can I re aim. this I never had to do one clean clean. show Almost I don't think ever like I. said no every single time or they just. don't exist anymore they don't I never. had to do like late night or anything. obviously right when I was coming up it. was like do you want money or not yeah.

do you want food or not it's like if you. want to get that hundred bucks you got. to go do that clean show oh yeah yeah. good exercise to think about the. language for the first time in your life. or in a decade of like wait is this 30. well it wasn't a decade for me but it. was you know early days of stand up like. I was 20 and the thing is back then they. really wanted stand up to be clean like. everybody wanted you to work clean. because that's how you got on the. tonight's show yeah right you know once. once Steven Wright got on The Tonight. Show out of Boston it kind of like.

changed how everybody thought about. comedy everybody was like you're going. to get on The Tonight Show now like you. got to you got to work clean if you want. to make it you got to work clean I. remember there's a bunch of guys who. were just in town were telling if you. want to work you got to work clean like. you're just here yeah we were talking. about it last night there's still that. still exists there's still people that. are like I got to get my stuff together. for a late night spot it's like dude. what late night's over it's kind of fun. thing. to no don't get me wrong it would be. cool to do but I'm saying there's guys. that are like here's my way out right.

right right right right ites it doesn't. launch anybody anymore isn't that crazy. like it's worthless like if you have a. sad on tonight show how many more. tickets you sell yeah nothing was cool. Seinfeld Seinfeld did one like six seven. years ago it was cool to see him put. together a late night set Norms Norms at. the end of Letterman unreal at the that. was great spe what do you think you are. Mars Norm was a master he was a master. he was so pure I teared up at the end of. that that gets me that gets me every. time. brutal yeah whatever happened to that.

guy oh [ __ ] I forgot he vanished. ah bummer what a gangster way to go out. I didn't even know he was gangster way. to go out not telling anybody blaming it. all on ad am I know none of his best. friends doe biy his biography the book. he wrote is just trash as Adam Ean 200. Pages he calls him a holocaust he calls. him a holocaust. Den Jewish doesn't mean you can't. be makes it worse that's hilarious. that's what Adam like known for people.

see him like are you blown guys under. the bridge yeah that's a [ __ ] up. aspect of people you will have some. white people yeah who hate white people. you will have some Jews who hate Jews. you will have some Jews who want to join. the Nazi party yeah yeah oh yeah yeah. you you will have some black people who. hate black people you will have people. that will go against their people to be. in with the other you'll have Jews that. will join the Nazis are you excusing. ot's Behavior no. I mean it's just it's a strange thing.

it's a like to to be a traitor like that. it's a there's a compelling desire to. join the enemy it's very weird what if. you hate yourself I think that has a lot. to do lot of it but there's like there's. always been people that have joined the. enemy during like times of War really. Benedict Arnold yeah although I heard. Benedict Arnold got set up really yeah I. heard Benedict Donald like it was really. like another guy who was like the Shane. knows about I don't know if that's true. what happened with Benedict Arnold. I just know he he's a traitor he rushed.

out of West Point while George was there. traitor. goon they all chased out I'm sure he I'm. sure there was something there but it. may be his family that wrote that you. know it's like him and his wife escaped. went to yeah went he go to the he a hero. though yeah he was a hero he was the. captain of the Ford at West Point and uh. yeah slipped out they said that was the. only time they saw George Washington. crying when when yeah maybe because of. [ __ ] maybe was really hot red head he.

was with his wife yeah like we got to. get out of here baby snuck out in the. middle of the night yeah like a [ __ ]. dude and then where' he go just straight. to the Brits he there was ships out in. the harbor he just went out joined the. British he snowed he said here's how you. take the fort or whatever whoa told him. everything he had to get in that's the. way to get in give you all was his wife. British I'm not sure probably dirty. [ __ ] bet disg those hot Russian broads. come over here and and trick CIA guys. trick our [ __ ] beautiful president. Donald.

Trump they trick them all they trick. everybody hot Russian that was the Spy. you're if you're a [ __ ] guy in the. government and you meet a hot Russian. lady you're like God damn it I'm [ __ ]. it's like meeting a shark when you're in. the ocean. right I'm just I just look good oh she's. just a ballerina nothing nothing weird. about this she just plays violin nothing. strange she likes me and I'm disgusting. who's the politician that was [ __ ]. the Chinese spy oh so funny it's the. worst thing so funny yeah hey you know.

that chicken [ __ ] oh please don't. tell me my wife found out I was like no. way worse worse she's a Chinese spot and. you opened up damn dud just think about. being like oh [ __ ] imagine that my wife. does not know though suspected Chinese. spy reportedly slept with courted us. officials to gain Intel how many. officials more than one she's banging a. bunch of guys so she's really just a. glorified prostitute H by Fang Fang like.

a helpful what was her name her name's. Fang Fang no way there's nothing funny. about her name is Fang oh it is Fang. Fang AKA Christina Fang entered the us. through California as a college student. in 2011 spent the next four years wooing. everyone from local politicals to us. Congressman prostitute wow among the. polls P Fang got close to his California. Democrat Eric stall. swalwell uh and she once also once. helped raise funds for Tulsi gabard uhoh. she was helpful along the way you think.

she was [ __ ] gab I don't think so she. probably was doing I think you're she at. least was like threw it out there test. the waters gab waking up and someone. being like dude you're chick he's like. [ __ ] Fang Fang she's like fangang no. no no no no no no no she had sex with an. Ohio mayor in a car an incident caught. on FBI electronic surveillance which C. is it that's her right there kiss kiss. Fang F not bad she's noton I'll be. honest not bad probably how you get by. you get by being regular regular what a.

stupid [ __ ] spy to just [ __ ] a mayor. in Ohio like we got a lot of information. out of this guy he's the mayor of. [ __ ] Cleveland right May the mayor of. Cleveland knows that the FBI is going to. be in town because of this she's sing. back Mor's code like the the Rock and. Roll Hall of Fame is expanding also but. also they're changing the name to the. Guardians the Cure is winning but also. she's a human being and even though. she's working as a spy maybe she just.

wanted to [ __ ] the mayor in her car. human being she's Asian she unrelated. you're saying she was like hey I'm. trying a bigger thing but this guy's. cool yeah she wants to F like it can't. be all of her sex can't be for Intel. could I don't know that's hot Intel puss. another us mayor described as older and. from obscure City in Midwest called fang. his girlfriend at a conference in. Washington DC in 2014 oh damn bang bang. sucking the mayor of su so did mayor. insisted the pair's relationship was the.

real deal despite their age differences. oh she's [ __ ] old guys this doesn't. work for guys a guy can't be a spy that. [ __ ] all the she allegedly worked. working at the direction of Chinese. Ultra secret Ministry of State security. spy agency oxy [ __ ]. huh interesting Fang Fang God damn it. where is she now in jail I don't know. where is she dude she got traded for. Britney grinder n bye The Merchant of. head how crazy is that that they traded.

a mass murderer who's responsible for. thousands of deaths for a basketball. player the crazy thing is they told the. Americans who love Britney grind like. hey guys you got to keep quiet about. this that's the only way to get her out. you can't make it a big deal and those. people are like nah all we do is make. big deals out of things yeah we're fans. of the. WNBA if they didn't make a big deal. about it in the government negotiated. she's let out in a week you think so. yeah they're like ah no I don't just a. weed charge do you think became be also. became a [ __ ] you yeah exactly a public.

[ __ ] you yeah cuz nobody knows about. that Marine that's over there they had. the choice of releasing a marine or. releasing Britney grinder no yeah there. was a marine who's charged with. Espionage he's probably a better. basketball player. I definitely a better Jamie Jamie can. you look up what Britney's averaging. this season see if it was worth it they. just started started how's she doing she. got eight in her first game she got. eight points I think she got I got. [ __ ] leading scorer probably won. eight nothing. drib to the.

corner they're all like Lis Gomez F. basketball there's weird videos of her. uh dude you got to get the video of him. faking out Lis Gomez what just throws a. fake and Louis fully turns around pull. it up just like I'll send it to you. Jamie she got 27 in her last game that's. legit 28 good 27 legit 27 points oh wait. there a big 17 25 31 oh take it back who. best player in the WNBA oh [ __ ] that one.

guy Margaret subd say I don't think we. know the name how how come no yeah I was. just going to say that how come no trans. youan man tnba how come none of them I. know tried that out yeah they would be. dunking you'd be nuts not to who what. idiot is not tried all you'd have to do. is be a mediocre male basketball player. dude I was a practice player for the. Women's Basketball team in Maryland we. figured it out I would have been a six. man. I would first off the bench pretty good.

yeah without working out hard but. imagine if you were like a mediocre. professional basketball player couldn't. cut it in NBA anymore and you just. transitioned easy I'll show it to you go. for it you'd be and they can't stop you. yeah you no one can stop you anymore you. don't even have to do anything you don't. have to take drugs you could be retired. well retired it's the whole thing mid to. late 40s it's so strange but I mean do. it who's listening do it well the weird. thing is they just won the poker. tournament that's not even physical who. did guy he identified as a lady and won.

the poker tournament well that could. easily because be because men play more. poker and there's more men is look at. this look at this fake look at this. fake slow motion that that's the nut. that's the nuttiest one look at this. passer Matt he sucked it kind of worked. he turned all the way around full CTE. that was bad that's all that boxing. training he's been doing he turned all. the way around he's like where did that. pass go I don't see the ball. wow what what he's wearing Jordan's.

number [ __ ]. off little finish dude got a layup until. he until you dribble until he hears the. dribble he doesn't know oh that was the. fun they fought the entire time dude. that was that was insane did they take. it seriously they Challen so seriously. way too seriously me and Matt were on. their podcast they were like we can beat. you in basketball we like I I was like. I've seen you play basketball they. played each other once and they can't. play. they dribble with their head down I was.

like you guys we suck me and Matt suck. but we can beat you and then they were. like fine $1,000 we're like all right. let's play we beat him 11 12 nothing and. then they we got in a fight we got in a. fight for a while over that they took it. so serious they just paid it was like it. was like a year and a half Lis kept. lisis kept asking me to do the podcast. and I was like I'm not doing it until. you pay me he like I'll [ __ ] pay you. right now I don't give a [ __ ] yeah it. worked. how how come he didn't pay you. immediately well he's Lewis supposed to.

get paid like at the game Le after the. game it was it got. heated about what everything you to. seriously you went too hard we should. have had Dave Dave wasn't here Dave. never agreed to go got a fight I was a. little out of line he was a little out. of. line Louis is great drinking no it. looked like it Lou flying off the handle. then forgiving you the next day oh yeah. that's his thing yeah and then he's like. I whatever fight a lot girls like that. are a lot of fun aren't they girls like.

that are fun actually I forgive them. yeah sometimes you do they freak out I. go he [ __ ] you're dumb yeah well you. didn't know what you doing what makes. him fun sometimes makes him problematic. yeah you got that right yeah know yeah J. Mo can I another my friend Tony always. said that psychotic and erotic are next. door neighbors that's not bad they're. right next door to each other oh yeah so. the butthole in the vagina hey thank you. hold on don't tell that to Jesus. damn it what are you doing what you got.

to ring the bell takes a second Jay was. so mad that you beat him so bad why is. he so mad well Jay sometimes he can't he. just can't take it he's competitive yeah. but don't play a video game with him yep. oh big j a big video gamer he's. comptitive oh he get crazy rarely but. when he what game are you playing uh NBA. Jam more basketball he plays basketb. he loves basketball so that was what.

started the argument is he was like I'm. getting pretty good does he actually. play basketball. yeah that was in his that was in his. apartment building oh okay a weekly game. yeah I wore chain wallet once he tackled. me why he that's his thing he wears a. chain wallet that's a. joke [ __ ] yeah but I forgot he wore a. chain I used to wear a chain wallet yeah. I did too great way to not lose your. wallet I lost my wallet once in New York. City I left it in the back of a. it was such a [ __ ] pain rather I'd.

rather lose my wallet I'd rather lose my. wallet what if you get caught wallet. inside chain out there bro the best. thing is so corny so corny not J the. doesn't wear it anymore this is these. are the best what are those it's a like. a little front zip up wallet for credit. cards that's what I got that's all you. need credit cards driver's license all. that [ __ ] but now you got multiple. things here I want one thing got fanny. pack bill fold up the bills that's a. fanny pack I'm aware bless don't you. bluck me [ __ ] I wear that I got.

the same one dice as that's where that's. where I learned about this. model had a fanny pack on I was like at. that fanny pack I'm like that's a. [ __ ] beautiful fanny pack that's nice. right where'd you get it like roots of. Canada I'm like oh [ __ ] we sell these on. higher prime8.com. ah they're legit from. Roots good band you're scared of fanny. packs I don't know why I don't care for. them they're very convenient you got to. wear them over the shoulder that's what. people do now the hip coward it's a. coward's way you're scared you you want.

the you want the convenience of a fanny. pack but you want it to be a little more. Awkward to wear yep just so that you. don't look like you're wearing a fanny P. yeah cuz you're go for it or don't go. for it don't be a coward wear a fanny P. wear it right over your dick there sit. right there right aren't you supposed to. put on your fanny though cover I don't. know why they call it a fanny pack. because do you know Fanny in English is. [ __ ] yeah no why they call because I. had a fanny pack [ __ ] pack and they. were making fun of me what you call it.

yeah oh no I'm doing Australia next week. I got It's called The Fanny Guy tour. they were like m m that's a. vagina that's so funny don't call it. [ __ ] they call it a bum bag over there a. bum bag bum bag like bum like your butt. like fanny pack that's they called a bum. bag I was working the door at the comedy. store and somebody you know they always. make jokes and they come in and it's. like they're like do you all [ __ ] in. here and I'm like G yes whatever and. then like I turned back around they were. just smoking and I was like oh. no we shouldn't but get in there not on.

my watch if I got a vote it'd be. different Tony was. there someone's saying that though. that's like willful ignorance they got. to know that that is a different meaning. in the United. States such a different meaning such a. different meaning not only that like. everybody knows about that different. meaning yeah that's a big one yeah that. and the L the L yeah the boot yeah yeah.

H is that's all I got on British beak. lift L trunk is elevator a Lori I think. it's a Truck Yeah a lift is an elevator. and then a cookie is a cracker the boot. is a weird one what do they call the. front hood the Bonnet the Bonnet of a. car Bonnet and the boot the boot is the. trunk they suck dude Bonnet well also we. invented the car so why you Chang the. names yeah true good point why the [ __ ].

you spelling Tire with a y d the right. why you got a y and a why you got a u in. color color flavor yeah maybe they. [ __ ]. language no no no not tires there were. no Tires I'd say we perfected it they. invented it we're like not bad not bad. and then we ran with it they had to go. on the other side of the road too those. dorks they put the steering wheel on the. other side of the road that'll [ __ ] you. up I drove on there when you're drinking. it's hard yeah didn't Matthew broer get.

in a car accident because of that ran. over a kid [ __ ] him up he's different. now who is rri he became a better actor. he was getting held by Jennifer Gray. that's the rumor is that funny no way. pull it up the rumor yeah now they were. dating and now they're done and so there. was a Jennifer Gray I think so there job. Jennifer Gray oh yeah wow [ __ ]. Jennifer. Gray was little. Bonnet that's what a horrible Lena.

Bonnet Jesus Son remember that story. that was big. news story of all theck in the the field. the window that was a giant story of. course it was what was his name Bonnet. no no no he was named as a well act John. Wayne bobbit John Wayne Bob that's right. he was a running late night joke for. years years forever every comic had a. joke about it we might we have to have. talked about this I don't think we talk. about I was oh I'm talking about just.

the idea of just like you'd never find. my dick in that field think no way good. for that guy I don't think it was like I. think she just threw it out the window I. know but mine's gone me I think she. probably threw it in a very specific. area while driving earbud while you're. biking f a dick driving airplane seat. like well my dick's gone We're Never. Getting that and he sewed it back up you. got your phone light out under the seat. you know they they did the first uh I.

think recently they did the first penis. transplant penis let's get let's get it. going but they can't transplant your. balls whated she left with it and drove. away and left the apartment with the. severed appendage and drove a car after. a length of time driving it's pretty. good dick struggling to steer with one. hand struggling to steer with one hand. who's that she's a lady threw the penis. out of the window a. have that in there eventually stopped. and called 911 telling them what had.

happened wow where it was was found. after an exhaustive search and after. being washed with antiseptic and packed. in Saline ice it was reattached in the. hospital and he did two pornos I. remember the pornos Frank and penis they. call them produced Frank and penis yeah. Frank it's one of the funniest what was. I just talking about while you pulled. that up what were we just talking about. while while you pulled that up Franken. penis. going with Frank and weenie what was I. just talking about right when we pulled.

that up what were you talking about. we're talking about something different. docking no in between there uh Britney. Griner God damn it her dick cut off. bobit get cut off finding your dick in. the field you think they penis. transplant transplant that's right. that's right so they've done the first. penis transplant so this dude but they. can't transplant balls because the balls. carry your loads forever even do. transplant someone else your balls carry. your DNA waa. yeah so if the balls like if you. transplanted balls you there's an.

ethical problem because that guy's. obviously dead and he's still having. kids EO you're you're having his kids. also if you get a dick transplant you're. going black though no the request penis. why would you go black SC I want what do. you mean well you want it to look like. yours yeah but you also want the. girl imagine if that was a question same. I got a twoone imag question like what. do you want wait everyone's out the room. I want do you care we could bleach it. doct CH about to give the patient. testicles after Consulting with the.

bioethical they detered the yeah the. sperm generating tissue would confer the. potential for having children with. genetic material from the donor wow it. would keep going yeah keep the guy dick. Reddit dick Reddit his name is Dick. Reddit his name is Dick Reddit so was. this the first one yeah the patient who. also Lo lost both legs in the blast. scroll down a little bit I don't want to. make do it it you guys notice the Doctor.

Who did the most on. this I don't want him making my dick WP. just saying he had some reasons to do. some resarch to go like we can go bigger. we can't let we can't let nature hold us. back did you hear about the kid who was. born with a giant dong so they had to. get surgery and they the dad was like go. eight Ines so they went him down to. eight he had a football shaped dick and. they surgeri it down to AER a good dad. though. give him girth yeah but what if he. wanted nine what his friend what if his.

friends like yeah my dick's an inch. bigger like [ __ ] I have football. yeah had a giant football [ __ ] when I. was a baby oh yeah with the the opposite. keeping it keeping a kid with a giant. dick is like the opposite of a boy named. Sue you g him an easy life REM mascula. him yeah this kid was one he was one. with a 9. inall than he learned to walk at 9 years. old pull it up. J there he is oh that's the dick I don't. think that's the kid that's just a kid. that's just a random kid hilarious wow.

that why would they just use this kid is. he white wow sexual organs of a grown. man due to rare hormonal condition I bet. that means he's jacked too I bet he came. out of the womb [ __ ] jacked with a. giant hog I bet he [ __ ] great Fu all. the babies said he was on on it imagine. you walked in in in in a nursery and you. saw one baby with a giant dick trying to. [ __ ] the other baby you there was one. freak nurse who was like I know you're. only one you can't do that keep your. diaper on don't put that your mouth. don't [ __ ] the kids he's just like. looking at you scolding him while he's.

stroking it yeah nothing comes out yeah. Knuckles up yeah with you imagine the. ultrasound lady being like theu think. twins I think you have a dick stuck in. there oh my God they can't show the dick. cuz it'll get baby born with three. penises makes medical history wow that's. got to be a for a while you got to keep. the middle one imagine if the mom was. like I don't want him to have the big. one no let him keep all three it could. be a size give him the Hydra what if. give three dicks imagine Hydra no girls.

is that a total going get mad at you you. could put one in the badge one in the be. hole and one can just hang out sell two. off with these organ. transplants they can make college. education you saw it no no there's no. picture but it describes what it is what. is. ITP one was under the primary the root. under his primary penis was under the. sack oh down like in the taint yeah he. had a t centimet long schlong situ did.

we all picture side to side I did yeah I. did too now if he jizzes do they all. jizz oh good question or do one jizz at. a time immediately go again immediately. go again yeah like do you do you jiz the. one you. work Hydra anomaly particularly. mysterious a child hadn't been exposed. to drugs in the womb and didn't have a. family history of genetic operations W. yeah right interesting old parents a lot. of weird dicks out there so the language. used here is a little interesting yeah.

since three Willies of digital. F horrible wh movie yeah well it's the. New York Post oh they didn't have three. Willies the New York Post is always. [ __ ] around it's the best back page. go sport always page six yeah three. willly is that writer must have been a. [ __ ] sixth grade bully dude what a. beast Willies that's a crazy nickname. dude if you found out someone had three. dicks he called him three Willies that's. pretty good. better than oneeyed. Willie now remember they had [ __ ] in.

the armor that was. them no that was ESPN no I ESPN damn. what was it Jeremy Lynn was a Asian. basketball player and he was dominating. and said [ __ ] in the armor was the ESPN. headline really yeah I'm just quoting. the headline that's crazy quoting me. that one time ESPN fires employee after. offensive Lynn headline wow he said I. didn't know I no idea it was not on. purpose but that is a thing that you. would say like if there was a player.

that found a hole in the defense he. found a [ __ ] in the armor I would like. to hear the phrasing what do you mean. it's a phrase in The Hornet's defense he. found a [ __ ] in the Hornets defense. that's a it's an expression it is a. common expression yeah tough one on this. one though it is a tough one on that one. but you could make that mistake and if. you made that mistake like you say it. all the time she said a announcer I'll. be honest I don't forgive him no he. tried to say the Negro Baseball Hall of. Fame he said it fast with an accent it. came out the worst way possible I will.

not he goes he's like we've had a great. time here we went to the baseball league. Hall of Fame oh full if you have an. accent but didn't have an. ACC I'm too far yeah he said it wrong he. accidentally said it he said it the n-w. yeah not oh damn did you see the one. there was a news kind looks like there's. a newscaster are talking about this guy. who had done something like on this long. height hike but the amazing thing is.

that he's gay no he's blind I mean he's. blind she says she says it like that. he's. gay. right gay the horror in her face when. she realized that she said gay instead. of blind like oh God how do you get to. gay from blind though Panic you know how. many people panic when the camera's on. them they just panic they don't know. what they're saying if you misspeak it's. bad enough you go the amazing thing is.

that he's house you're like oh that. didn't make it sorry about that but when. you say that you're like Fu [ __ ] sense. if you missp if you say something and as. you're saying like this doesn't make. sense but it's chinking the armor you're. like oh Jesus Christ yeah think about. that [ __ ] the Bas the the Hall of. Fame the Baseball Hall of Fame guy must. have been like holy sh soon as they. [ __ ] went like all right we're done. with that segment just like. yeah the best one ever is uh the live. they they had a live feed before the.

game World guy baseball announcement on. he just goes Kansas City [ __ ] Capital. World Cincinnati doesn't matter minutes. lat he's warming up his mouth he's. warming up his mouth he's like getting. ready he doesn't know Broast capital of. the world no he's not doing that. everybody he's talking he's talking to. the guy with him up in the booth he. didn't know it was a hot mic and they. were like it was like Boll of the. stadium before the game and you just. hear the announcing go [ __ ] capital of. the world and then he gets fired in like. the fifth inning and he has an apology.

he's like I I'm so sorry if you never. want to work with me again all this. cassos hits a home run in the middle of. his apologies going to my wife and my. kids I love you deep drive that thing's. out he [ __ ] calls a home run he did. his job he went down he went out doing. his job what do you think what do you. think happens to a guy like that uh he's. doing a TV show with Joe. list oh that's right com. tonight I just uh went out over the that. I am.

deeply ashamed. of if I have H. anyone that blows now he's working at. gas. digital this is the. best. iOS let's. go he's on autopilot he's got to do it. he's got to do it he's been doing this. for 30 years good for him goes back into.

it but did he what ever happened to that. guy he's F he going to show with Joe. list yeah for real yeah leg like a minor. league R yes he is he's going to minor. league stadiums Joe's taking batting. practi at minor league stadiums he got a. jersey for like the Montana that's right. the white fish they put him in was Joe. have like some baseball fantasy he's a. hell of an announcer yeah yeah he's got. a great voice and a good dancer and a. singer but yeah but he's like this is my. co-host that guy I was like where do I. know that name he's like think about it.

yeah oh man [ __ ] starting the thing is. there's so many people out there there's. so many people out there that can do. that. job yeah you know some are better than. others some are better than Miller's the. best ever baseball's tough too cuz you. got it's basically like a podcast cuz. it's such a boring [ __ ] game talk got. to be on funny. captivating yeah. that's interesting baseball's slow. hockey fighting is easy hockey's hard.

fighting is easy because it's all. happening right it's like the excitement. is not you talking it's all happening so. you just have to describe what's going. on but what if they're just kind of. circling but they want to put it on the. ground do you guys have to go ah he's. circling uh. so no you just talk about what he's. trying to do like how he's trying to set. something up like what what do you see. in the movement what do you see in the. way they're they're interacting with. each other like what what patterns do. you see you see thousands of fights you. see patterns you see when someone's. starting to set things up you see.

someone who's pressing someone who's. biting on faints you see things but I. also see some announcers be like so they. talk start talking about his past and. how he came up and how he trains yeah. sometimes you do that and it's all free. flow you know you don't know what you're. going to say yeah that's why anic is the. best he's the best that guy John an fck. when you take me to those fights and I. see that guy work it's [ __ ] crazy. it's so much harder why he's the goat. he's the best he's first of all the. smoothest he's the the most. knowledgeable he's the best at recall.

he's the best at he never flubs any of. his lines everything is smooth as [ __ ]. he knows when to get in he knows when to. get out he knows when to set you up he's. so aware of like if something goes to. the ground like DC's explaining. wrestling positions he never gets in the. way he's just the [ __ ] man and he. loves the sport my favorite about him is. watching him uh when you guys start the. main event broadcast you see him like. cuz it's so loud you guys can't hear. each other he's got an earpiece in. they're like he's just like we are live.

from [ __ ] yeah we we all have earpieces. in weie in when people say like why do. you why are you yelling during the. broadcast cuz I can't even [ __ ] hear. myself midd of in the beginning when the. UFC is about to go live on pay-per-view. especially like a. big the they still do that love it it. gets like we're starting now it's such a. good song is the sick [ __ ] which what. song is it that's bab o riy and it has. all the highlights of like 30 years of. crazy they L up.

the incredible con. incredible love it if you're ever. working out you can put that on a loop. and just [ __ ] go for they change out. the video all the time mhm yeah they're. always adding new highlights new things. it's the [ __ ] that's out of all the jobs. that I have like that one like I [ __ ]. never get tired of that coolit ever so. much I always get excited that [ __ ]. Salt Lake City lineup I showed you. bananas Justin gaii versus Dustin porier. hly my two fa G my fa [ __ ] yeah the.

whole [ __ ] card is bananas that's a. big one man oh yeah that's a big one. when's that Salt Lake City I think it's. July July 29 I believe I'm going July. 8th are you let's let's go doing shows. in Vegas I texted you that where do you. do them um or if you were doing any if I. well if I did a theater I would do that. place at the Mirage I like that place a. lot I think I'm doing that that's the. one Ron White always does that place is. the [ __ ] but last time I did the MGM.

Grand Arena and that was pretty badass. I'm not going to do that one I bet you. good I bet you be surprised I bet you. could I'm going to do that theater yeah. there's another theater that I did too. that's like 4,000 what is that one the. one that sort of connected to the MGM. the no no the other one there's another. one there's a theater like it's a really. nice theater we hold the weigh-in there. sometimes I forget Brothers it's not the. circus one no no no no no no no no no no. no it's like the something something. Point Theater something we've had the oh.

the park MGM that's right park MGM that. place is dope that's a really good. theater that's like was it like 4700. capacity that's a good one I got to get. back to Vegas but the Mirage is the [ __ ]. you can't beat that Mirage that [ __ ]. Terry Fedor room is perfect it's like. it's angled it sets up for you what you. is this the card that that's the one I'm. going. toow versus y. is a killer and dra dupc hooker DC is.

the dude that nickel let's go dud yeah. man oh nickol and dime Jaylen Turner. versus Dan hooker is a great [ __ ]. fight too holy [ __ ] that's a great fight. yeah well I'll be there Brandon Moreno. versus Pantoja that's a [ __ ] great. fight you you play that gig around this. that have you seen Yer Rodriguez fight. Rodriguez is one of the wildest. [ __ ] that's ever fought in MMA. go to zier rodri Rodriguez highlight Yer. has some of the craziest kicks he's got.

this Taekwondo background but he does. all this wild [ __ ] he hit BJ pen with a. 360 roundhouse kick he's around that. long he spins 300 he [ __ ] PJ pen up it. was it was BJ towards the end look at. this look at this [ __ ] oh off. the top of the Dome he kicked him with. the right and then in the air hits him. with the left he's a beast he's so. Dynamic wow that's a tall Mexican his. striking and on the ground he's [ __ ]. he he finished Josh Emma with a triangle. in his last fight on the ground he's. nasty oh this is old scho he is [ __ ].

Wicked he's wicked and he's really hard. to figure out because everything he does. is different than anything any look at. that W like a behind the back kick. behind the back kick kick but back that. up look at that look at that behind the. back swings around does like a spinning. back kick to the supporting leg watch. that again look how creative this. [ __ ] guy is nobody does that let me. see that again back it up look at that. and then spinning back [ __ ] [ __ ].

geniusly [ __ ] [ __ ] genius that. reminds me of something I would do. though does you would crush it you. should join the U watch his elbow look. at this. Boom the check this out the guy's. chasing him he does a spitting elbow. look at that Bo remember that that's a. famous an up elbow he's so Dynamic you. don't even see it was that the zombie. look at this [ __ ] flying jumping. roundhouse kick the [ __ ] is this guy's. problem dude bro he's so. for that and off his back he's [ __ ]. nasty with submissions he's he does.

everything man y Rodriguez is a mother. [ __ ] and he's a guy that like you know. had his ups and downs in the UFC he um. he had some fights where he got. dominated by wrestlers you know where he. really had like you know Frankie Edgar. [ __ ] him up beat the [ __ ] out of him. uh he's been around a while he's been. around a while he's fairly young because. he got into the UFC fairly young he's. really good man had like a back and. forth with Max Holloway like he down to. the wire Holloway is a beast yeah he was.

on the. 2014 um Ultimate Fighter yeah he won. that real Jewish he threw up once when I. was interviewing him oh there Jamar. neighbors bro he's so good dude this. dude's so good he's he's just so. different than anybody else and he's a. really good Grappler too that's what's. crazy it's like usually when guys are. that good at striking their submissions. aren't top-notch but he's he got he's. got everything he's not really a. wrestler but can wrestle but my my God. his [ __ ] kicking's off the charts. well he's going up every like look at.

the distance see in that distance you're. [ __ ] because he's he's that guy's good. too yeah he's getting popped well this. is the the rise of. him so this is how he won The Ultimate. Fighter he won that and then you know. you just get to see some highlights from. some of his fights but volcanos is the. baddest [ __ ] alive so that fight. that fight is incredible. but volkanovski's pound-for-pound number. one. inow number one yeah he lost to to um.

here it is um Islam Mev very very close. fight barely lost I thought he edged him. but it was a very very good fight and. then you look at volkanovski you know at. 145 and he's just unprecedented he. storms the gates look at that yeah dude. [ __ ] chin but back up that fight Does it. show the 360 Roundhouse hit BJ with call. that but look how he does that that. round kick to the straight punch in the.

same motion like the kick lands and the. punch is right behind it straight into. Big Brother punch he's so nasty he's so. nasty he's got lugie coming next he's. gonna do a finger up the. butt big. brother oh all right call it will you. yeah jeez Lise what was this H that was. when BJ that was when BJ went to 145 and. BJ 145 was very depleted it was not a. good move for him to get down to that.

weight class GP said he was the toughest. fighter he's ever fought yeah when BJ. was 155 but as he got older he tried the. lower weight classes you know just TI. with bigger guys and it just his body. wasn't the same anymore he was so good. oh BJ was the [ __ ] when he was. in his prime Hawaiian but I always say. that like you got to look at a guy like. in their Prime Mike Tyson in his prime. you got to look at them like in their. Prime and then stop watching them yeah. you can't look at them when they're. deteriorated and say oh overall they. didn't cuz overall you're correct but if.

you want to look at the greatest. expression but retired then you'd still. only look at the prime just look at that. part yeah I would say the same for. comedians. yep really fall off well kennon's my. favorite example of that Ken a great. example yeah did you see know that. what's called what's that PR. oh oh this is Utah's card this I was. talking about COV. want is killer let me tell you something. bovich at at 205 is so [ __ ] scary and.

for Alex to go right up and fight him. Lewis and maros roio De Lima that's a. great fight too to K michaa and Kevin. Holland that's a [ __ ] great fight too. wonder holy [ __ ] Wonder Boy is the man. dude scroll back. Ops that one Markovich. Anda that bro you're going you're going. I love to go that's a crazy fight cuz. you can't [ __ ] up with bovich guy throws. Thunder let's do a wise gu show and then. pop over here that would be a good time.

let's get let's get Pereira is he it's. right there right it's like Pere is. right there by the why would they go. three well cuz I don't think P really. wants to make 85 anymore it's absolutely. brutal and there's a lot of speculations. to that's why well first of all Israel. hit him with the perfect punch it was. perfect it was perfect the followup was. perfect it was a beautiful knockout. spectacular spectacular but a lot of. people are spec culating that he doesn't. take a punch that well because he cuts. so much weight interesting oh PR yeah.

he'd be better if he walks around way. over 205 he walks around like 230 it. just seemed like they it just seemed. like they immediately got rid of the. idea of a Trilogy immediately yeah you. know what I mean like as soon as the. fight ended they were like what are you. doing next no not even a mention of yeah. no it's one1 in MMA and it's uh 3-2. right overall yeah 3-2 overall anyone I. already got some not now you already did. some let's go I'll take I'll take a.

nibble let's go I'm still trying to wake. up from that hangover that's a big fight. for paa to go up to 205 and and to fight. bage e did that's a big test I'm excited. about that. one so with these chocolates were these. the ones we were eating last time M all. right they're like one careful vulcano's. funny too oh he's hilarious vcan oi and. Tu are the [ __ ] Rose oh Tu the old. shoe drink half is that a lot no half's.

nothing you mean tuivasa Tai tuivasa. yeah you mean David to it was another. one the boxer no the shoe guy yeah. that's. disgusting do a shoey when you're in. Australia ber CH was saying he got a. throat infection from doing chewies in. Australia oh that's from blowing dudes. yeah blowing dudes really yeah Australia. down under he didn't understand what it. meant mean sucking dicks I commin. them they tried to get me to do a shoey. when I was there what' you do I said no. on stage tried to drink a beer out of my.

shoe Ty tried to drink a beer out of my. shoe in a post fight no way I'm like. dude I'm wearing to wear that cuz I have. to walk around. wear I don't support that behavior you. don't that's the coolest [ __ ] they do I. don't think so I can see Shane doing it. he does is fight I can see sh the show. like no no chance I said no during those. they hu Lou yeah they spit into it. yeah that's the thing if you watch. tuivasa do it vog will be standing there. with him going into it they they hu.

lugies big thick one you should respect. each other they probably drink milk so. they have extra fle that's not friendly. oh that's gayer than jizz is it yeah. drinking milk a hakal hell yeah spit in. your mouth G spit your mouth that's less. gay spit Your Mouth [ __ ] I think. sucking someone's [ __ ] and come coming. in your mouth is the most gay well. that's literally gay by you might have a. point on that sound sound reason you you. spell it out like that.

list I guess I guess in a way you're. right coming from a guy who watched. people drink [ __ ] on TV kissing oh yeah. yeah you've seen it I watch people drink. a glass of [ __ ] and that was Bull [ __ ]. yeah donkey donkey donkey you know why. cuz it's the cheapest great Punk B cuz. donkey can't pregnant anybody right. donkey useless Don are mules and horses. so if I put donkey J in a lady's vet she. won't knock her up might kill her. interesting try it imagine if it was one. animal that could [ __ ] a person but they.

never had before and one lady gets. pregnant with like a koala and like oh. [ __ ] Jesus Christ like it's like one. sperm that actually does work on human. eggs flights to Australia. quadruple hybrids if that was the case. imagine imagine if your jizz worked on. everything like everybody like we have. like Universal jizz you know like we. have O positive blood I'm just learning. it doesn't some people you have O. positive blood you can donate blood to. anybody right if you have Universal. jizz yeah everybody gets it it just.

works on everyone dudes have [ __ ] on. ant hills you remember the old days. everything's getting it do you remember. the old days I don't know if you guys. remember this but they used to do tests. on people to see if you could have kids. together yeah yeah t for JE but I don't. think it was real I don't think it. really made. sense they would do like blood tests on. people to see if you should have kids. together I remember this that's a. heartbreaking test TX I remember that I. don't even think it's real no I don't. think it works like if it's safe for you.

to have kids together there was some. thing that they did I think it was just. nonsense it's weird how incest comes out. vaguely remember that when I was a. kid see you can find what that is sounds. like a weird camp counselor test but I. don't know if that's what they were. doing back then no they definitely. weren't doing genetics how old were you. that you knew about this I remember. hearing about it when I was like 10 or. something like that going what the [ __ ]. is that who are you hanging out with. weirdos Fisher the guy when you were. fishing strange people trying tock I was. 13 with that guy the Hoover salesman. from Different. Strokes luck you can't get pregnant dude.

that guy was oh yeah I dodged that. bullet oh yeah he was trying to give you. the trout he's a big fellow too. salmon the northern pip G that northern. pike. dude hey we should go fishing oh I. lovei and I went fishing in Alaska got. to do outside Salt Lake we haven't it. was so fun we went salmon fishing we had. such a BL we got great pictures I'd love.

to do that we got to eat it after yeah. it was fun man it was the mosquitoes. were insane insan in Alaska yeah they're. terrible it's crazy like we had spray we. had 2014 maybe we had bug spray and look. at that northern pike eatting another. northern pike Jesus Christ it looks like. a two. docking wow look at that is that the. picture of Ari salmon that's what it. says click on it oh is that right that. can't be what it is no as you go to.

Instagram that's the actual C picture. somebody else stuck that in there that's. it that nice. there 2013 13 20 10 years ago brother we. haven't we haven't gone since then it. was so nice so we saw a moose yeah we. saw moose Northern we saw eagles that. was my first time seeing Eagles that was. my first time seen an eagle in the wild. something [ __ ]. America look you got the Bud Light cans. out you're not even hide them anymore. there's nothing to be ashamed of dude I.

I agree with you there's nothing to be I. feel like you should be the new. spokesperson you can turn this. [ __ ] around they better hurry up. and give me some money or I'm going to. start drinking cers like we were talking. about the ways they could turn it around. last night remember yeah you had a. pretty good idea what was the idea don't. no okay fair fair what is it it was an. idea that if they did it their stocks. would go through the roof but the. country would actually it would start it. start off the most innocuous one had was. Pepe the Frog holding a Bud Light it. says feels bad man yeah and pepe SM just.

just released that people would like I'm. listening I'm listening where you going. with this like if Bud Light Turns full. heel like Hulk Hogan did yeah. Hollywood. H with the black mustache blond hair he. went full full heel I love it they. already have the Frog stuff they. could go with pee isn't it Wild [ __ ]. poor dude his C that guy was like this. little liberal fella it' be funny if the. Frog.

like I don't allow that we're definitely. going to use it and he tried to kill off. his Frog as if they're going to stop. using it you just draw it if you go to. truth social how many frog avatars are. there oh it's a quite a few it has to be. right I've never gone would it be where. would where would you get the most frog. Avatar it would be a forchan thing more. than anything right H they love picking. out a random image and just saying this. now means this. yeah and and it doesn't but they're just. like this this one was the greatest the.

a you know about that one that one's. insane that one's insane which one just. getting. everybody Supremacy white power and that. guy got fired that truck driver he's. like a Mexican guy was like Hey took a. photo and they they and they started. showing like they started showing uh. Steph Curry doing this after and they're. like wait hold on maybe we've got it. wrong maybe it's just a lot of guys told. me that if you do that on your pants. someone looks they hit you in the dick. I'm a dick in the arm ow I didn't look. review the tape review the tape I did.

not look I went like that bro he got a. clean shot off you punch buggy come on. dude I didn't look I didn't look rude I. didn't look I'll R the tape I'll review. the tape but I not looking I might have. punched you too hard my bad slightly. turned his head in a conversational. manner in your direction Jamie can you. review the tape right now camer CU I. think that was I was what what do you T. flincher dude I don't even know what's. down there who did that when did that. start though I never was. around all right all right you you do. that in high school no that was huge in.

high school how about what's the capital. of Thailand what get. him. bang. bang that was a classic here's one like. what he doing what the [ __ ] here's one. we me andology question me and Matt mcus. been working on this one when you're at. when you're at a when you're ordering. dinner and the waiter comes over he like. what would you like for dity go I'd like. a hot dog oh that's fun and you sexually.

assault the waiter wa Jesus Christ you. like a hot dog he got three bucks an. hour and now. this got to be nice cuz he still wants. you to tip. him all right guys now I told you I got. no I got Adam with it last night my dad. this is one of the most uncomfortable. things that's ever at we were we were at. a [ __ ] restaurant and we're talking. to the hostess this was like a very cute. girl and I was I was talking to her a. little my dad came over and goes Shane. you see where the horse bit me and he.

went like this so I go to look over his. shoulder he. goes got. me right in front of this girl that. would have got me that's a good you can. get everybody what a m you go you see. where the horse bit me or you go dude. look how [ __ ] sunburn I am do girls. do things like that they I hope so no I. hope so they do not gra each other's. bought and boo girls get mad at each. other each other vag grab oh hey you. [ __ ] [ __ ] it's disgusting is it.

grabbing your dicks okay [ __ ] in the. wild oh in the wo no I'm saying when. you're out walking around you touch one. of those things you oh my God it's very. it's like. seafood octopus I like them I like. [ __ ] too okay I'm a I'm. convinced we sound like the gayest guys. I like puss I actually love having sex. bro this is one guy that I knew was gay. but he didn't want to admit he was gay. everybody knew he was gay. I mean he was a great guy but uh he told. me the story about making out with this. girl in a club and the way I described.

it to my friends is like if I if you. told me all the words in French but I. didn't know what they meant and I said. them even though I said them right he'd. be like something's. wrong yeah I saw her and just just. looked at me and just just started. [ __ ] making out in the middle of the. club I was like it was so hot kissing. I'm like I don't I don't think this. happened sir I do not think. heard I support the gay community you. don't have to do this to me yeah just be. gay it's fine man it's fine you don't.

have to do this being gay [ __ ] rules. too bro the saddest [ __ ] ever though is. gay guys that are in the closet it's we. know few that does suck [ __ ] cuz they. can't they just [ __ ] they've been. holding on to it for so long yeah you. guys hiding yeah they're just used to it. it's it's nutty Kevin meany wait till. his dad died Fez wait till his dad died. I get that imagine not knowing that Fez. was gay wow imagine imagine you're like. wait who's. fezz he's gay he was he was he's dead.

what what are you talking about he was. at walking. Trump yeah a fez was gay I had no idea. you could light a cigarette off of that. dude. yeah all right well we're have to cut. all this people know he's gay he's dead. he was awesome he Ron and Fez were great. I used to love. they they came out to OA and it was like. wait what's this now and Ron was a great. like uh he was a real fan of Comedy.

shout out radio [ __ ] good comic too. he does the seller all the time he's. killer oh I didn't even know he was a. comic yeah hilarious I know Fez was gay. awesome and he loves New York when they. tore down the stand uh cuz like the. build the whole building so with the. stand was like we have a 5-year contract. like they're buy us out it's the only. way and then they eventually tore down. he goes yeah some [ __ ] rich people. can live higher in the clouds like. damn yeah R has like I'm going to [ __ ]. it up and I'm going to make it not that. funny but it's a joke I think it's one. of those jokes I think about constantly.

yeah Ron has a joke about uh he was. walking down the street and a crane in. New York collapsed and almost fell like. almost hit him he had to like run and. he's like New York's so [ __ ] crazy. that I forgot that happened and then I. was at home watching the news with his. wife he was with his wife or is I don't. know if he's married yeah but he was. like oh [ __ ] that was I was there I. forgot yeah makes me laugh that's a good. point funny he had one he had one just. about like somebody called and was like. Hey you haven't been funny all morning.

and his response he just goes. so was such an end of the conversation. Ron bennington's unmasked with Patrice. O'Neal is unreal it's the best that's. UNM UNM is so good UNM with Norton I I. just I I everything I did on podcasting. was just mimicked off that yeah great. broadcaster yeah isn't that interesting. like what podcasting is now is like what. that was yeah right was an unusual thing. an unusual thing just sit down and just. talk to someone one onone and as a young.

comic there was none of that on Comedy. CDs I used to listen to that was like. Woody Allen Seinfeld and now young. Comics have so much it's like a wealth. That Never Ends podast four Masters oh. yeah taking my like [ __ ] guys. gay the true Master like an octopus. loose lips s. ships yeah they have so much more to go. on so much more to watch too that's the.

most amazing thing it was hard to like. get a get a hold of a good VHS back then. you to you had to loan CDs to each other. you heard a good CD of somebody you're. like let me have that I never even saw. comedy yeah right only only listen I. never my dad had. like I started the first two specials I. remember was Dane Cook and Carlos man's. Comedy Central presents easy ComEd centr. sitting there going God damn this these. are the this is it that's the top of the. I never saw [ __ ] yeah Comedy Central put.

a lot of stuff on for like people who. didn't have HBO yeah oh yeah those when. I got on Comedy Central I did my Comedy. Central special on 2014 the idea was. like if I did it anywhere else would get. less people to see it more people would. see comra ComEd Central was huge back. then huge I watched all those AR Barker. Doug how did they [ __ ] that up I'll tell. you how this is not. happening when they got rid of Ari. shafir who was the host of this is not. happening he got a superior deal he got.

a superior deal at Netflix and they. wouldn't allow him to continue it was. nuts they were like they lost their. [ __ ] mind like you saying sometimes. Jews hate Jews true Norwegians they. didn't run that company County Central. was run by Norwegians the fun people. alive we were trying to we were trying. to figure out you were going to pay. everybody that was really w we were. trying to figure out how to how they. were trying to hold of my head they were. going they were going like we're going. to fire everybody your whole crew that's. been around for 5 years we're going to. fire them with two weeks out good luck.

paying their rent damn or you. [ __ ] they said it that way yeah Jesus. CH or you comply and you you [ __ ]. turn down this Netflix deal and what. yeah I was like no [ __ ] way what yeah. Rogan was like I'll host an episode for. free if that'll help you and I was like. okay you were going to do one t yeah I. said we'll get a bunch of people that. are your friends we'll host them for. free they go no uh they were so mad wow. and then they they went uh full they. just yeah collapsed what are they doing.

now nothing you watch their office. Studio I mean if you looked at the drop. off of Comedy section it's got to be. insane dude think about it they had. Chappelle show South Park and Chelle. show man Daily. Show is probably the only thing that. keeps him alive I think there were more. I think they're just a studio they take. their stuff and sell it off money. was. what happened to Tosh what's he doing. he's around he's so funny hilarious he's. an underrated most underrated solid.

comic great comic is he doing stand up. he's so known for the show that people I. don't know I don't know I think that. rape thing [ __ ] him up no I the joke. had about that joke was great oh yeah. but that I had a joke about that too. about his thing yeah about the cancel. thing that was 2014 yeah was early yeah. I feel like he fell off after that there. was a petition to get him fired take the. show away think he fell off dude do all. these okay okay good for him's on the. road [ __ ] sold out places going what.

the [ __ ] are these guys he's doing the. Mirage yeah there you go all right good. forsh still killing it that was one I. listened to constantly that was like. when I was in college when he was they. had great R I was just listening to all. of his albums same he was so good he has. a new spell not new but new his latest. yeah it was great it's great but no one. talked about it it was on Comedy Central. that's why it's called. people like Roy wood they like they. locked him up in this deal and then and. then the whole thing collapsed and he's. like it's like still like I guess I'm.

still supports perform at the World. Trade Center right so here's what's. [ __ ] up is that you didn't have a deal. to do a special there you had didn't. have an exclusive deal that was so. Insidious about it you were you had the. option to go other places I could do. whatever I wanted exactly and they're. like no way and and they they said uh I. was like guys it'll bring more viewers. to the show they go we think it'll bring. more our show bring more viewers to. Netflix which at the time was like good. call what all of them work at Netflix. now by the way yeah some of them do.

thing about all they all get to they. just get to pack like they go somewhere. else ex work in comedy yeah exactly they. go to something else you know what I. should have done I didn't do it what I. should have done is I have access to a. giant platform I'm just going to go and. publicly say to the public I guess. that's how you say it they're like hey. they're doing this what do you guys. think yeah I stayed quiet yeah I should. have like gone wild with it well you. were still trying Salvage it I was going. to pay everybody I was like sweet let's. just I'll sell it I'll I was going to. borrow like a bunch of money from.

you they're like why would he give it to. you like he'll give it to me I'll pay it. back he'll give it to me and then just. pay all these employees and be like no. we're I'm still doing my yeah we talked. about that I was totally willing to do. that we're just going to pay him off. yeah you were the first guy to do the. you didn't get hired then you got a. bunch of views on YouTube then you got. hired yeah that's right yeah I had to go. around the system to get Norman on they. were like they can't fly anybody out and. I was like Norman can you just plan a. trip to LA and be like an LA hire and.

you were like yeah okay also [ __ ] the. makeup girl hey easy dude that's that. one stripper really liked you oh yeah. yeah well she was you're a handsome. devil dude you are cute little B then. they God damn they got to hang out with. you that's. tough then they see the pack of notes. and they start to reconsider he made the. pack smaller after we criticized him he. got through to him well I got made fun. of on the road like pull out the joke. book and they would all die laughing so. I I cut it down see okay that's way less.

give it to him please let him see it the. wallet though is. still what the [ __ ] is in your wallet. pocket what is in there Jesus Christ. dude what kind of card newspap what do. you call it spot spot pay oh nice well. the hooker in a why don't you get a. money clip huh you don't know what a. money clip is I know what it is but keep. it in your front pocket what am I gay. hey come on I can't a money. Point money. CPS unless you got a monocle it's not.

allowed [ __ ] Monopoly guy the right. money clip really is a rubber band no I. got three more of these I get a free. Smoothie I can't you're out of your mind. dude you're out of your [ __ ] Grand of a. three hole punch for [ __ ] Smoothie. smoothies are $9.99 I go to the same. coffee shop every day and I don't do a. punch card cuz I'm like why I'd feel. worse going could you punch my card you. I paid $5 on the 10th one to go waiting. to cash this puppy in too Olive Gard oh. we'll come with you all right you got it.

bread sticks do you use those oh yeah. the RO still in there dude Norman is way. jeer than anyone you know you can hear. the puss dry today we got launch me me. and Mark out lunch I had three french. fries left the guy came to take it he. goes no no no he ate three of my French. fries can't let those go those are. truffle we were Bono we're staying late. cuz they were like drove everybody home. Norman was off doing a Norman adventure. comes back at like 1:00 a.m. there's a. staff party Crawfish Boil whatever it.

was over 4 hours ago he comes back like. wow I got the craziest thing to tell you. ah you wasted all these heads they so. good sucking the heads you can't let. that go to waste yeah you're [ __ ] up. the heads are good he never changed we. had no uh food in my house as a child. that can't dude you guys had food we. didn't have food we had evaporated milk. or powdered milk looking in the wrong. drawer yeah wait this isn't the [ __ ]. this is 2005 what are you talking about. what do you mean was poor you were that. poor from the 30s 2005 I was in college. oh all right but I didn't have any had.

evaporated milk yeah what does that mean. I mean we had it among the powder mil. chunky soups yes we had a lot of Grill. you had chunky yeah but you're talking. about powdered milk right yeah powder. what was I saying powdered milk milk oh. you'd get powdered milk cheap people had. powdered milk I remember growing up. having it but water to it yeah tap water. to it yeah it's pretty rough you're just. drinking fluoride and powdered milk. calcium is it. like you're not even supposed to drink. tap water you should absolutely filter.

your tap water that's all I drink is tap. water say it's so safe I I that's my. least favorite thing about New York. people saying tap water New York tap. water it's the best tap water you go. [ __ ] tap water disgusting and they do. that pipes get a br yeah get a filter we. had lead pipes they just got them up. really lead poisoning yeah we had lead. pipes for yeah if you turn on your. faucet and brown comes out like what. what are you talking about I don't the. pipes maybe the they used to use lead. paint until they realized kids were. getting really stupid and they're like.

hey what's going on here oh yeah that. was the original autism yeah lead paint. we used to tell kids oh he ate he ate. paint right paint chips ate lot of paint. chips as a kid yeah Tommy Boy that was a. thing man lead paint [ __ ] up yeah lead. paint do you know that lead gasoline. before they made unlet gasoline lowered. everyone's IQ in cities really wow. poison like literal lead poisoning from. the sky it China because those cars were. disgusting they had no [ __ ] no.

protection they would put up blue. [ __ ] powder fumes out of the back of. it it was all awful Brea in it you were. breathing in hey oh is that that yeah. that's the lead paint thing the Bell you. would uh you would Breathe In lead see. if you can find that like lowered IQ. here it is lead exposure in last century. shank shrank IQ scores of half of. Americans. wow the 40s leted gasoline calculation. to have stolen over 800 million.

cumulative IQ points since the 1940s. holy hell that's terrifying a lot of the. great old artists died of lead poisoning. lead Zeppelin lead was the first. additive to gasing to help cars engined. healthy however Automotive Health came. at a great expense of her own well-being. when did that happen when they uh. switched to unleaded cuz I I seem to. remember it like when I was in high. school if you had a muscle car you. wanted to get leaded gas Le oh really. yeah who gets lead lead related now to. get a lead car such as faster aging of.

the brain leaded gas for cars was banned. the US in 1996 wow that's pretty late. that's late 1996 y but researchers said. that anyone born before the end of that. era and especially those the peak of its. use in the 1960s that's me and the 1970s. had. conerly cons concerningly high level. high Le exposures uh as children that's. me bro that's why you have patience with. nerds yeah what dorks yeah from dorks Le. exposure. mhm tough times and that [ __ ] I could.

have been way smarter [ __ ] you think. they'll do that with the achieving [ __ ]. yeah have you tried paint I could have. been so [ __ ] smart delicious you. think they'll do that with the internet. at some point for sure everybody's. killing these girls are killing. themselves everybody's depressed aniet. yeah Instagram yeah it's been a big. factor in self harm for for kids like if. you look at like the invention of social. media on there's a giant Spike there's a. a great book about it lack of privacy.

seeing your friends doing better thing. parties you're not invited to sing. pictures of the parties you weren't. invited to inste of just hearing about. it later yeah no it's [ __ ] crazy if. you really think about it like imagine. like because those filters like Tik Tok. my daughter was complaining about it. yesterday they don't show your real face. they they put a filter on automatically. like when you do stuff on Tik Tok it. changes the way your face looks it. Smooths out your skin oh makes you look. prettier so everybody's comparing what. they see in the mirror to what they see. on. inst look like [ __ ] but I thought big.

was. beautiful yeah everyone has this fake. old La kind of stripper F like it's all. like devoid of character when I see a. guy use those filters I I immediately. dismiss everything you say yeah that's a. cigarette you're wearing you're wearing. a filter and when you're doing your. selfies you're taking pictures putting. makeup on it's worse it's a mask it's. like you're you're you're hiding this is. fake it's when you see people do it.

you're like what are you doing do you. not know that everybody knows that. that's so crazy that's wild it's like. having giant fake eyelashes like. everybody knows right like what are you. doing this is insane it doesn't look. good it looks crazy like you're you've. got a filter on your face you look like. a cartoon you look like a cartoon but. you're like it looks good it is like. those people who like get plastic. surgery like it looks fine everyone else. is like no way they all look crazy well. the thing is like some plastic really. looks good I've seen some women they. like get jowls or hanging in their. eyelids and then they get tucked up nice.

not crazy but and they look way better. like there's guys out there that are. Masters but then there's monsters one. step down the filler monsters but why. these millionaires get bad surgery like. how did you find Michael Jackson it's. it's body dysmorphia you go crazy you. don't know what you're seeing and know. doctor's like I don't think we can do. what you're asking like just try it they. they got to do it yeah that's one guy. you never hear here bragging Michael. Jackson's plastic surgeon who he get the. other work [ __ ] was that guy that guy.

was like I'll do it but you can't tell. anybody it's think the opposite of the. Kardashian surgery the Kardashians all. have great surgery very nice like if you. look at what they did like they shaped. their [ __ ] skulls I Bruce Jenner. looks great the Jenners the kids they. shaped their skulls really yeah they did. trim their jaw down the kids do like. Caitlyn and all those the little one the. the young photos of before and after. it's like wait is K wait kin's the girl. that was a guy Bruce Bruce okay so.

Kendall she's the hottest she's the one. dating uh the the trample guy yeah the. Houston Astro guy people get surgery on. their [ __ ] Jaws they get their jaws. trimmed down to narrow their face didn't. Dylan Mulaney your favorite Bud Light. Drinker didn't that person do that I. think they got feminizing surgery is. similar I don't know who that is oh it's. a kid Kid Rock's Archen enemy can I ask. what happened with that thing because I. never saw a single Bud Light can I I I.

just heard about it all I own one you do. total feminization facial feminization I. got one how where from where eBay you. have to order it oh it was not cheap but. I think it's going to go way up oh yeah. this be the demise of the company. someone from Kors is going to buy that. for you for a million dollars Bring It. On Kors Everlasting go ster it's my. Dogecoin I mean they made everybody else. make more money and they they've lost. like some insane amount like something. like in the 20 plus perent of sales.

which so crazy and so what did they they. wanted to go all faces on these CS they. S one lady sent one yeah Dylan Mulan uh. canned cuz they were like oh this is a. viral person it was just like a minor it. was commcial is it like sending you a. Phillies Gillis shirt Jersey yes it was. it was a year of being a woman here's. your reward gender fluid and so why does. everyone care that much cuz it's funny.

it is funny it's something to do it's. funny if you order a but light people go. yeah what is it your period like they. it's yeah it's hard it's hard out here. dude I've read that that bar owners are. stopping they won't carry it because. people who want it and buy it are. getting attacked Jesus that's why fight. you order a Bud Light at a bar and. someone's like we [ __ ] gay what are. you doing when you go to bars now dude I. stay in look at this no one's going to. beat up somebody for supporting Trans in. New York but on stage on stage yeah it's.

tough yeah bringing a Bud Light on stage. now you're going to somebody's going to. yell. yeah it's going to be a subject you got. to get the draft this is the textas. Edition yeah nice well they're going to. sell camo Bud Lights now do that's smart. that's smart around turn it around bro. show a dead Arab [ __ ] yeah let's go you. can't even see the dick. yeah yeah. camo I like that that's fun I don't know.

it's it's all it's it's a non thing but. it became a joke and that's tough to. overcome marketing wise it's tough to. get people to order a but like publicly. now they know the joke you're going to. get made fun of it'll be forgotten in a. month no no mons it's going to be a. while a year no one will remember it. really you'll make a joke on stage and. be like what no no no no you guys are. CRA to Bear dude you guys are crazy it's. going to hang in there for a long time. this is going to be one of them cultural. things it's there's never been a brand. that got hit like this before they'll be.

back this is a big deal they'll do some. titty titty shots you think so. everyone's going to remember that lady. saying that we got to get away from the. fratty sense of humor we got be more. inclusive definitely yeah yeah she's out. well you're going to be fired and it's. real hard to argue with that one she. works at Comedy. Central I swear to God though they're. going to get they'll be saved this month. every single company on Earth is going. to do a gay commercial all of June. they've already done it Miller Light. Starbucks for Raptor did a gay.

commercial I saw that. oneing tough yeah and they they did it. because one poster to really like. Farmery lesbians one you let me finish. one poster did it because they they one. guy wrote a homophobic comment on one of. the budlight Raptor Ranger trucks. they'll regret that so they came up with. this [ __ ] whole campaign to counter. that this is it hey that's a good. looking truck very gay Raptor what is it.

literally like says it # very gaytor the. worst dinosaur scroll scroll up so I can. see the top of the top the uh Fords. redefining tough rainbow Raptor. commercial goes viral Sparks online. backlash online backlash but barely yeah. barely why are these journalists going. to like actually write the story and not. like the small percentage. backlash Raptor Ranger isn't it is that. the Raptor Ranger it's a good looking. truck I think the Raptor Ranger is the. smaller one and I think that's where.

somebody said something like the rap. yeah okay yeah Ranger Raptor that's what. it is so someone said something oh it's. the gay Raptor cuz it's the smaller. Raptor some [ __ ] [ __ ] true he was. right and soor they actually painted it. in gay colors that's big gay very gay. Raptor sucks everyone's having a good. time everyone's having a good time. number one fan. for sucks I always knew them trucks was. queer Chevy all the way they got them.

that's a pronoun no one's no one's not. going to buy Raptors shut the [ __ ] up. yeah Raptors are cool they're [ __ ]. they're a [ __ ] yeah I had one of those. they're awesome but why do these. companies feel like they have to do it. cuz to me it's just unoriginal I feel. like they're doing it for a small. percentage online like media for. whatever and then people like O Let's. get that and push that other places I. know the answer what it's the women. they're hiring yeah chicks from college. they're they they're like oh we need to. hire women in our company who's what are. who's going to college to study. marketing [ __ ] college chicks we get.

them in and then they right away they. just [ __ ] but why does a woman want. to work at a. Ford a marketing job take it anywhere. it's not like she's in the [ __ ]. Factory it's not like she loves Ford. people marketing people don't get a job. at tampons cuz they love tampons yeah. people work at Geo don't love yeah it's. just we think about that because that's. what we do we do what we love ah yeah. you're just lucky you're just lucky most. people live and suck most people don't. get drunk with their friends at. work most people live and suck this is a.

job what we're doing is a job it's funny. the difference between the the people. the VIN diagram of dudes who get drunk. at work with their friends it's like us. and then it's like the lowest. possible. [ __ ] garbage man you know what's weird. about the couple that got beat up it. says is all the Articles I'm up what it. says a couple was beat up for allegedly. purchasing light it's happened in Canada. but you didn't say allegedly beat up.

they said allegedly purchasing alleged. there's no there's no evidence in. anything I'm reading that says that they. even had Bud Light they did not they. mistakenly were picked out of a crowd. apparently those the guys paint huffers. got silver painter on his face the guy. that beat him up apparently he's a pain. Huffer he's out of his [ __ ] mind he. thought he saw a Bud Light so this story. went wild this I think I think this is. the only case I could find where this. happened it might have happened. somewhere else that was probably a. douchebag that wanted to go beat up. somebody for buying Bud Light nobody was.

buying it so he found this next best. thing which is Canadians it's like we. beat up Indians after 911 he found some. Canadians like they'll buy Bud Light and. Blue's Bud Light exactly mson blue is. that light actually no s it's not it's. like the [ __ ] off M's strong though. right is M like nine% high is it really. Canadian beer is a higher percentage of. alcohol Canadians drink hard do cold P. advice to all the people listening don't. try to keep up with a Canadian or Shane. Gillis yeah either or either or I'm.

struggling those mushrooms are really. you feel so getting involved yeah I. don't feel anything yet they're fully. involved maybe I'll take a halfy like. you did don't be scared at a a stem oh. well stem's not going yeah you got toell. eat the other half of that chocolate I. got how much do way Norman I think he. ate it 165 170 interesting how tall are. you 5'10 yeah. are you why are you sizing them up. mushro I don't think that's like a. alcohol is more like weight I don't. think mushrooms are yeah mushrooms takes.

it want body it doesn't matter oh it is. I'm I'm sure oh boy I mean bloodstream. body mass it's going it's getting. absorbed it's going through your stomach. I feel like some guys bigger hits them. hard smaller hits them hard dep depends. on the person different well also. they're inconsistent they're. inconsistent intensity of psychedelic. experience after taking cocon does not. depend on body mass index study suggest. interesting so what does it depend on. childhood I would assume that everything. that you.

eat they have dosages that are different. for children with medication because you. eat and swall it and your body's. different yeah I would imagine that. would be the same everything no. swallowing I would imagine it would be. the same with everything certainly with. alcohol oh yeah yeah yeah alcohol for. sure right yeah big big guys take it. yeah they can take it yeah. yeah it's a weed is not though right no. weed you ever meet a guy who can't get. high I can't Oh you mean not able to get.

high Jamie can't get high off Edibles. what have you ever had a slice of pizza. with it Jamie has this crazy thing where. he can eat like a thousand. milligrams you can't get once I mean I. get to say I what didn't feel a thing. off of that is that's a stretch but like. I didn't feel what the [ __ ] a th000 MIG. you should be done for [ __ ] up yeah. you're obliterated 1,000 Mig like you. don't know how to turn your car starts. working after a th000 thing for me Diaz. got me once Diaz got me once he gave me.

a 25 milligram edible and I was like all. right this is farther than I want to go. but I'm doing your podcast so like fine. yeah and then I like you ever have. something nagging at you and I was like. that [ __ ] 25 was crooked and then I. went over to it and peeled it off it was. 250. oh he was he gave me 10 times a stretch. oh no yeah how'd it. feel yeah he he broke ow yeah really he. broke he broke ow whoa Owen like.

legitimately was never the same. person yeah from that moment yeah. legitimately what' you do with that 250. after what' you do the rest of the day I. mean I was gone. there uh how long was the podcast. podcast was two hours then di thing was. like I'm out see you guys like wait he. just leaves you yeah I probably drove. home. to be honest I probably eventually drove. home but I might have stay with Lee for. a while hours you're out of the the void.

and you're back on Earth after about two. hours no that void is bad I hate that. void those breath strips that was the. whole 6 hours at UFC oh that's a half a. one what a nightmare that's one thing I. don't do ever I never do the UFC High. Ever you shouldn't no you should do it. once not not work it you should come in. the seats oh I've done that when it was. in Austin I was high [ __ ] see it in. Austin it was great I love going to. watch the really best place for me to. watch my favorite place to watch is the. Apex Center where's that the Apex Center.

is a small Arena that the UFC built in. uh in Vegas for their uh Tuesday night. Contender series The Dana series and for. the ultimate fighter and for all so it's. a smaller cage and there's only cage yes. the cage is like 40% smaller and there's. only 100 people in the [ __ ] room it's. amazing the Pearl used to be dude I saw. Steve aoic fight Francis and g wow. remember it was it during the pandemic. it was crazy the one1 or play the when.

he won Francis won it was a destruction. it was like the finest performance of. francis's career cuz he was patient and. just moving forward and just oh just a. systematic destruction it's amazing. fight but play it because it's crazy. there's no one there what there's no one. there you don't hear an audience cheer. and scream it's nuts yeah it's co oh. [ __ ] dude I feel so lucky to have been. there during like I always feel lucky. onlyc but to be there during Co like I'm.

the only one here like it was just me. and DC and anic and the people that work. the the production we're just sitting. there like this is crazy we're watching. Justin gatei versus Tony Ferguson in an. arena an arena with no audience at all W. it's like watch some [ __ ] musicians. uhm dude it was incredible incredible. cuz you could hear every impact you. could hear them breathing you could hear. them talking they hear you guys they. could hear me 100% they like guys were.

changing yeah say like what he needs to. do is put his left foot down his head. should be on the inside yeah like a. [ __ ] jiujitsu roll exactly yeah they. hear the they were like you guys got to. be Qui listen and he goes yep that would. work listen listen listen to this he had. the bad hair listen there's no audience. look at the audience my hands are Shak. I'm so swe right. now nervous weird weird. times there's no one there this is the. heavyweight championship of the world. it's in a small cage which is terrible.

for Stipe why do they make it a smaller. cage because they do it for all the. fights there it's a smaller Arena that's. not good we had a smaller cage that we. used for The Ultimate Fighter back in. the day when we fought at the Palm we. had fights at the Palm in the Pearl at. the Palm right the Palm uh Casino why is. that bad for Stipe because you got to. get away from that guy sometimes anytime. you can move backwards because there's a. cage there you got to get away from that. guy way he beat Francis is so. destructive he's so terrifying it's.

still one in one though right they never. did a tiebreaker this is It's one in one. right this was this was the tier this. was this was you seeing Francis trained. by um extreme Coture now so he's with. Eric nixi who's like a a really. intelligent very very good trainer and. he's got him very patient and he's not. just charging in like he did in the. first fight he's like picking him apart. so he's chopping at his. legs I'm just talking there about the. smaller octagon damn yeah you can't be.

on mushrooms for this yeah this is a lot. yeah but to be there live man there's. three people in there no crowd it was. [ __ ]. incredible steep Bay should have gotten. a haircut 30%. smaller all right oh that's got to hurt. boy's a tough guy dangerous and a. fireman look at those back oh Ste is an. animal he's the most successful. heavyweight champion of all time you. think yes 100% he goes he goes down in.

the record books is the guy who defended. the title the most ever he's a [ __ ]. animal he's beating everybody wow but. you know you you get time catches up to. you Wars catch up to you and then. Francis who's a [ __ ] monster Francis. is he was ready he was ready he knew. that was coming but now Francis has Tak. down defense look at this defense huge. and then Francis spins around and gets. his back look at this so this is Francis. now that can grapple and he takes down.

beats him up see Francis after the first. Stipe fight he really really really. evolved he evolved every aspect of his. game and he evolved his grappling and he. beat cro Gan grappling with one [ __ ]. knee man his knee was destroyed and he. beat one of the most dangerous. heavyweight contenders in serial gun. Francis like right now it's a big loss. in my mind like him going over to the. pfl it really bums me out I understand. it I I'm happy he's going to get paid. I'm happy he's going to get to box but.

uh I loved watching this guy fight in. the UFC he was a [ __ ]. monster s Gone in 60 Seconds he was so. good dude and he is so good wow it's. going to be interesting I just don't. know who they going to have Fight. Win so that anyway go to the end of it. just so you can see Gone Baby Gone that. was uh. sorry we're having fun I'm on mushroom. if you were eating Ed here here's the. end of it if you eating Edibles here who.

would you rather [ __ ] yeah this is which. round now this is the second round this. where he stopped. him old Herb. Dean right through right through the. defenses damn how does he take those CH. he throwing him back oh that hurt I. can't watch. it shows training the training was. good imagine if comedians had coaches. we'd be so much better we'd be better.

hey heyy there's Crow go to exactly you. should switch to that show joke you. should have gone that joke don't don't. don't that lady's going to St guys do. that where they kind of hire people to. work their material with them like Chris. Rock always did that he would do his. sets and have like a group of guys that. he paid to go over material with but I. mean like on stage if you could freeze a. coach and be like be like don't go to. that now get cleaner CLE it's too dirty. too dirty back go hard go hard I would. never want that you wouldn't want it but. it would help it would help [ __ ] it it. would help if you sucked if one person.

told me yeah if you suck you couldn't. figure out what to do but also like it. the what the Chris Rock strategy is a. very good idea like to just do your sets. do your material but then have guys that. you can bounce stuff off of very we kind. of all do that anyway right we were. doing it last night where I was talking. about the cult yeah like we we do that. all the time you know I know each other. he's an arena guy I'm not going to say. who he has 10 Riders In The Green Room. after a show they all go in the green. room they they punch him up they work on.

stuff wow and he still sucks so I'm like. what's going on there well imagine how. bad he would suck if he didn't do that. yeah it's true but he he was good that's. the weird thing he started out you have. to be good at the beginning right to. make it you have to break through we'll. talk later I want to know who this is I. we pause this no I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later let's pause it right. now pause it who is it [ __ ] up dud. those things kicked. in yeah I took his other isn't that a. beautiful place to be yeah it was a lot.

no come on dude don't do that you 45. don't please don't do that isn't it a. beautiful place to be like right there. no we got show [ __ ] doing this to do. let's go what show we know the owner. he's not going to fire us go yeah you. can't get fir you still humiliate. yourself come on we're going to have fun. I'm going to have fun I know I'm going. to have fun dude so many people in the. lineup stop telling this we're not going. to have fun trouble I started yawning I. was like oh boy I'm high as [ __ ] that's. what a k s the yawns are good sign and.

you can taste it in the tongue you know. you're like got that mushroom. mouth boy they don't know where the. yawns come from I've looked that up. really yeah there's a bunch of theories. no one's got a successful legitimate. science answer they put a man on the. moon but they can't figure out what the. mushroom not sure they did that they did. they. didovic that would be my absolute. favorite thing if we found out that was. fake [ __ ] Bigfoot you would love that. [ __ ] Bigfoot [ __ ] UFOs just tell me they. never landed on the moon be so happy no.

we need that space program yeah we do I. hope it's real you don't want them to. have gone I don't no why I want it to be. because I think it's funny SP 15 years. saying I don't think we did also best. hoax ever we haven't been back we. haven't been back is that right why. haven't we why hasn't everyone been. there not not just haven't been back we. haven't even gone into space like that. we hav only gone to near or orbit all. the trip since the moon landings all. that has been inside of and no other no. other country no one's doing interesting.

interesting they send probes there but. also it's very dangerous dangerous they. did it supposedly they did it uh seven. times six successfully you know Paulo 13. was the one that did make it Russia went. dude I went over this for a decade yeah. like with a fine tooth com watched all. the videos I've watched all the film. footage there's some Shadows shady [ __ ]. they jump they come right down real fast. I'm glad I wasn't around for those. conversations there's a lot of like. weird weird try being on radio after. you've heard a story 75 times so L Moon.

fry that's why I get good at things I. obsess I'm sorry I'm annoying get out of. here I do that that one is my absolute. favorite aliens I think i' take aliens. over that honestly now that I think. about it I want aliens to be real more. than I want us to not have gone to you. think you're closer to the Moon one. though Ali are definitely real no I. think aliens are real but they're in the. kitchen L evidence did you see the uh. the new footage there's new footage of. Jeremy Corbell leaked there in 2021. there was a UFO that hovered over an Air.

Force Bas stop what Slow Down slow got. to stop sorry [ __ ] up too St taking. this in I can't there a lot going on. here show the pictures of the UFO these. guys 50 guys observed this thing Corbell. dang process everything he can't help. himself. CH Corbell chili horel oh Jes chist. there you go how I was like am I messing. that way is that a cultural reference. about I'm not sure which cor is like cuz.

there's articles about him from recent. butur that just came out like a day. ago Instagram that's definitely it check. his. Instagram lunch whatever this thing is. it's they've got 50 different people I. think he actually released photos of it. oh up J Mo does it what about come on. dude that's good evidence it's like. three lights of a billion miles away.

that's why it's fun fair if you got the. really good evidence then you would be. all in I don't want to be all in I like. to be like half in hey look at that back. like here that's it where you see. weaponized that's the craft that's. it so okay so it's a video so this thing. what this thing is they photographed it. it's half of a football field. and it was H over hovering over this. military base and then it just. disappeared just jetted off interesting. 50 people saw it 50 yeah who who are.

these people some military guys who are. these people it's the whole thing is. it's the most exciting thing to me it's. the most fun out of all the stupid [ __ ]. that I like to concentrate on you think. they would have been here now the crap. when the flares got close the UFO. vanished Into Thin Air so they shot. flares at it that's probably just a a. jetliner but. why would in the thin air why would it. vanish in the thin air only magic does. that further away they use magic oh what.

never thought of the [ __ ]. matn tell you that's nothing vanished. Into Thin Air ah you you're dreaming it. probably just shot off at the same rate. of speed like they always do. yeah. stop how many people would love a full. invasion. how about us we go camping we're doing. mushrooms aliens land I'm dying for a. probe put it up my ass I don't think.

they do that anymore I think that's like. corded phones they got everything they. were looking for we have MRIs why the. [ __ ] does an alien need a finger in your. ass good point good point just for fun. something to go tell the friends back at. the farm yeah all those guys that say. they got probed were definitely just. sexually assaulted very repressed. memories yeah they just Li [ __ ] alien. got in there some [ __ ] lumberjack in. the forest and left you right in front. of that gay bar yeah and they're [ __ ]. [ __ ] somehow they're.

connected believe son of [ __ ] did. that son of [ __ ] this guy was on my. podcast yeah this is the dude Travis. Walton from that uh movie Fire in the. Sky did you ever see that movie Fire in. the Sky he looks like the about story. that guy there's a bunch of witnesses. they saw him get hit with some sort of a. beam they saw a craft land they they. were loggers this guy jumps out he's a. crazy. [ __ ] logger dude jumps out what the. [ __ ] is it goes running towards it and. he gets hit with his beam he falls down. they drive off they they get like you.

know half a mile down the road and. they're screaming at each other we got. to go back we got to go back so they. turn around and go back they go back to. the spot and he's gone 5 days later the. guy shows up with this crazy story he. shows up makes a phone call he calls the. police calls his family he said he got. abducted by that craft and they fixed. him they said his body was broken from. the beam they took him aboard and he had. these encounters and there was a movie. called Fire in the Sky in the first. place [ __ ] that's a the movies obviously.

you know they took a lot of liberties. with the story wow was it DB Cooper is. that the guy who's in it oh I know that. gu that's a different gu Sweeny yeah DB. Sweeney. right he's the guy that jumped out of. the Mone the money they don't know who. that guy is that guy's badass that guy's. a nut that guy [ __ ] died. immedately that guy had two broken legs. he was Heating by dogs he jumps out into. the middle of the woods with no. parachute he survived I guess the. craziest is though the the cows that. lose all their skin oh no no no you're.

talking about cattle mutilations yes. yeah they don't know what the [ __ ]. explanation turn them inside out they. they cut organs out with Las like laser. Precision they remove the blood from the. body with no Vis. method weird stuff that does happen to. cows what about uh those uh images. appear in the in the field what the [ __ ]. is that those are weird no talk about. that anymore Acropolis I think people. gave I think people gave up on that. those are dudes with h yeah with I think.

people gave up on landscap they gave up. on C don't care about that anymore cuz. dudes were doing it well definitely. dudes were doing it yeah yeah but also. some of them were a little more. interesting yes some there was also they. were they were folded into place in a. way where it seemed like a great deal of. energy was in the like the husk the and. they had blown out no no no they they. there were some of them that they were. trying to say like they had there there.

was a way that you could do these things. but it's very clear when someone did it. that way wow yeah crop circles were made. by Supernatural for named Doug and Dave. intricate patterns carved in fields. across England in the 1980s were a viral. phenomena long before the interest fed. us such prankster Curiosities daily yeah. what these the people that believe that. some of them are they have something. else to them but what about the cows cuz. that they would pull the blood this is a. different thing one drop not one drop of.

blood cattle mystery mutil one drop of. blood that's that's the weird one just. sounds like faulty reporting when they. found the. cow. yeah people have done things more people. have done things body parts precisely. removed like someone is someone has cut. the organs out of that couch now if it. was a person that's doing it but the way. they're doing is very unusual no blood. come on yeah I mean I don't know why the. [ __ ] aliens would do that doesn't make. any sense but it does make sense you.

mean they're weird they want stuff they. want to learn a lot of people lean. towards aliens humans but why would they. do that the same reason a [ __ ] alien. would but why no blood you want the the. cow blood why would an alien want cow. blood to learn about our creatur cow you. got to start somewhere stud us like. imagine if it was demons but they. couldn't quite they couldn't quite they. didn't have the authority to go after. people yet so they they let him have a. few cows every now and then just to. keep they live for thousands they live.

for thousands of years these demons they. really just want to torture humans and. gut them and suck their blood out and. leave their [ __ ] skin carcasses nasx. is going to come up. here come dude yeah we're blaming it on. Aliens when it's demons just demons. demons practicing they're like okay go. take a cow you [ __ ] [ __ ]. freaks invasion they just go practice. for what they're going to do to us once. they get the green light once people are. like inexcusably evil yeah on once.

there's just like they're like Hitler. every country is ruled by evil. dictators well like probably that close. that close a little more sodomy little. more Unleashed then we find out that. Satan's real Sodom and gomorra we're. going to get some good comments after. this one the Satan is real people go. writes reports of cat mutilations began. in 1973 most in the west and Midwest it. was often smallscale ranchers who. reported them when local law enforcement. agencies investigated they frequently. found that the cows ears eyes rectums.

and sex organs had been cut away with. surgical Precision according to the. newspaper reports more than 10,000 of. the incidents occurred by the end of the. decade it's demons demons you're [ __ ]. right dude you're [ __ ] right it's. demons J bring up Tupac they just have. to practice every now and then they want. to they want to do it to people but but. God won't let them yet yeah right it's. just Jesus Christ dude you're a machine. trying to pick it up. here what about Target Target started.

selling plug your phone devil Weare well. Target started selling a lot of like. weird stuff like tuck like where you. could tuck your penis for really really. young boys. tuck people started boycotting Target. now is that why tuck got fire from Fox. he's tucking that's why Tucky now we. we've we've closed the circle wait. Target selling [ __ ] for kids to tuck. their dicks yes that's under is that. fake not fake but it's for adults I.

don't think it was supposed to be for. kids you got. hold section with kids stuff here's. where I saw I saw it from. Dave I was wrong on this one okay it. looks like I was wrong on this one the. tuck friendly [ __ ] was for adults I read. it somewhere you can never okay so it's. not for. kids he's a Rabel Rouser that one he he. lik to rabble Rous he lik to R but they. are it's all together with like Pride. kid stuff they have a pride section is. hard I think question they're stopping. selling some stuff because some. employees were getting grassed by coming.

ask went after the employees that's what. he did with uh the seller when Lou came. back oh yeah yell waitress is [ __ ] you. it's all the same godamn mentality yeah. gross no with no idea that's a weird one. because you know Target only did that. because they thought it was going to. make them more money everything they're. a giant Corporation if they do something. like that it's they want to make more. money so it's like that's how these. marketing people that you were talking. about that's how they think about things. they look at it through the eyes and.

also the eyes of the University because. they just got out of the system that. indoctrinates you to a very specific way. of thinking that takes a while to shake. once you get out in the real world and. you realize like oh this is just as. authoritarian this is is just as. constrictive or like in college like. there's so many trans and then you come. like oh there's like four right like. Saturn did a whole campaign marketing to. women and they [ __ ] Skyrocket in. women in sales this was like in like. who's buying Saturn 200 dick chicks dude.

saying I thought they were from think. they make them anymore no they don't. make them anymore it was like a plastic. car redband had one for a long time they. were very reliable well he's a [ __ ] hey. I'll dare you that's good. voice. voice Sunset Comedy Club check it. out beer light on your shirt. yeah. yeah we we lucked out imagine if it's. light Jesus Christ they're available now.

online yeah you can get them online hell. yeah Tech our barks holy hell let's go. now we're talking this is what we are. I'll tell you Austin's popping you can. go to Vulcan you go to Sunset you go to. Mother Ship Creek in the Cave Creek in. the cave in that order it's all walking. distance all walking is is there comedy. another part of town Cap City yeah Cap. City Cap City is in the domain I hear. that's great too they have two rooms is. good a small room and a big room yeah. cap City's great what's the small room. how how many I don't know I have no idea. like the old place small rooms in the. front bar I don't know I haven't been in.

a new place the small place was the [ __ ]. that was a hot one that was the [ __ ] I. tried to get that. place God damn that place was good that. was a [ __ ] Banger of a club still. there Bill Hicks might have still there. just waai still there still there mhm. yeah I tried it's tied up long story. I'll tell you the whole deal a lot. there's a lot a lot to that store yeah. but you got a good location I got the. best location ever like the universe. wanted that building to have it it was.

it sounds so stupid but like right when. we got in there and everything started. and we started the first night I was. like exactly oh this is how it's. supposed to be dude when you walk when. you go in and you're like waiting to go. on you're like [ __ ] I'm thirsty and then. just like there's like nine hands. holding you water or something you feel. like opr Winfrey you're like oh thanks. thanks and then they all go back to. their [ __ ] jobs it's so fun to. perform there like to before you go on. sitting back there by yourself yeah. behind the stage [ __ ] nice yeah that's. chair behind the stage the only Club. I've been to I've never heard a peep.

I've never heard of uh a talk a chat a. Heckle nothing the crowd is there for. comedy they're great yeah build it they. will come you know let everybody know. what you're trying to do get a great job. man it's a [ __ ] fun performers place. it's exciting to have my place I mean. you like good to go perform your art. exciting you. like makes you cringe sometimes I hate. him I just said performance doesn't even. [ __ ] respond dude I was in [ __ ]. ftz I have to pee give him a hard time I.

got to pee too let's just pause why are. you going to pee I'm trying to outlast. everybody I don't have to pee a contest. crazy I don't have to pee today [ __ ]. wait you don't have to pee not today. it's weird what you're dehydrated in. there Bo ah I got to hold it now guys uh. while I was touring in Europe I I found. out about the fourth Reich and it's uh. something we should all be concerned. about uh I this will be appearing many. times in those podcast coming the fourth. re look it. up. you're oh that's.

fun you heard that there was a a train. in Austria that played um a Hitler. speech some guy put it on on the train. and and got the [ __ ] out pull it up it. it was a big deal I mean on a train. comian from the 60s and he starts going. like hey let's all get going here and. it's all to upscale people in Germany. goes and they go hooray he goes hi hiip. hooray and they go um and he goes a. couple others like that and then he goes. um Sig and they'll go hi [ __ ] and he was.

like that was too easy for you guys he. was like you're all former comrades yeah. now there's an ice cream shop outside of. owitz that's killing it and all these. people are pissed cuz they're selling. ice cream right there it's like too too. nice and like they want him to cry yeah. it's like what the hell you go to the. air get some ice cream also you know you. convince some kids like just be quiet. for 10 minutes I'll get you ice cream. just do this tour shut up I'll get your. ice cream yeah also hog andas sounds.

like a camp hog andas that was an eighth. Camp it's gonna be a rocky road all. right I hate myself man the vibe does. change when you go down to two people. you this 50% Jamie you got pick it up. here no we don't need it we got it come. on hey who's the that guy with the. [ __ ] felt hat the mushroom guy Paul. stamitz Paul stamat yeah he he looks. like a [ __ ] mushroom guy he's like. the king of mushrooms can he get.

Xanax I got a long Australia flight. coming up trying to trying to pass out. here look at those mushrooms yeah oh. that guy yeah wow the rare baseball cap. oh look at the size of that shroom my. God look at that thing what you guys. suuck each other's dicks in the [ __ ]. bathroom I wish now I got a pee you were. gone longer than you should have been I. wish I it was the total normal time to. be gone just SM smell it no we just. didn't pee in the hallway like you you. [ __ ]. freak Tak so long you mut you crazy.

person piss it into a whiskey bottle I. knew but this is how common that. behavior is I knew he was going to pee. out there obviously you know how many. times have you pissed in Kombucha. bottles here I pulled a Bottle Into the. hallway if anything you're like thank. kind of thank you for going outside yeah. I don't want yeah well I don't care if. you pee in here if you have like a. bucket or something man even just half. that thing what thing chocolate the. chocolate hits you I'm you're handling. it very music chocolate is a very uh uh.

you had your dancing shoes on last night. Joe is dancing in the green get some. good Tunes going get loose it's the. green room is so special yeah it's so. fun last night it was Roseanne dice. Brian Simpson Shane Gillis Mark Norman. uh Tony henchcliffe who else was there. ass yeah who else was there d d poon who. else was. there I think that was it it was. insane it was so much fun it was just.

everyone was we were just laughing and. laughing and laughing it was like the. best part I think that's it bro it was. it was so good it was the best party. like he was searching for a name and. they're like no that's it I just want I. didn't want to leave anybody out I. didn't want to leave anybody out Adam. wasn't there that's why it was so good. no. dude Adam's my favorite part I love Adam. I Adam's my favorite part dude I'm just. [ __ ] with them of course but but the. party like the Hang In The Green Room.

was so fun the hang after was nice oh it. was so nice it was just fun yeah it's. just so great that place is just so like. a warm hug you buil a good spot I could. use a [ __ ] warm hug dude but you know. what the crazy thing is like I didn't. think it would be this you know it's. like we had something at the Vulcan and. it was really cool we would do those. shows there I mean how many times we do. show it was [ __ ] great time great. time great time it was fun fun little. hang but then when it went to the. Mothership it just it just bloomed it.

Bloss some multiple places to hang kind. of like the store was just find yourself. Talking next to some [ __ ] cling. glasses or something also the two nights. of Open Mic nights and all the door. people are Comics the whole thing. changed the whole vibe changed what do. you got no oh no you son of a [ __ ]. let's shot on him let's shot on him for. real all right I'll shot on one damn all. this talk about pissing this Jesus. Christ do you have to piss again you.

idiot not again I haven't gone at all oh. then go piss you haven't drank at all. you [ __ ] do you have to piss you're. drinking less do you want to piss I do. go ahead goad Mr Europe dude Mr big time. I won't piss. then so cultured sophisticated dude F. bully you he's bullying you [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you up dude my dad was in the. all good you're sucks dude [ __ ] you [ __ ]. you America [ __ ] yeah I can't believe.

we're number one dude America you go. over there [ __ ] European dude with. they Falcons of the state birds. yeah looks like the bird how much longer. do you think America would be number one. oh we got about 10 years as long as I'm. alive dude turkey's coming back turkey. turkey they're making a comeback they've. been they've been waiting and wait. they've been waiting in the wings they. call themselves turkey tur what do you. think they call themselves Persia little. Persia well you know.

like n we need the real version dude. this is the real. version that's not that's not Trey. Parker and mattstone that was it that. might a cover that was a cover a cover. Jesus you're a connoisseur um shanon was. pissed himself there's more than one. version of America [ __ ] imagine hearing. that song going bro we got to cover that. yeah got do the same there must be so. many covers of that every band if you're. doing a live performance you break this. out hand me that yeah oh yeah that's.

true yeah you kind of have to if you're. a party. B we're number one dude [ __ ] you [ __ ]. Europe I like America I just had to do a. tour yeah. right can't s yeah right oh this is IPA. I don't want that yeah right you don't. drink IPA. no not kid I'll [ __ ] blood give me BL. here's a warm Bud Light perfect take a. light no no it's perfect warm perfect.

perfect B warm is better too cuz you. won't get that headache greed dude we. stuck our [ __ ] hand in the ice bath. dude it was so that we can do 30 seconds. it could they crying you're a freak dude. do it every day you're an alien you're. are you are an alien you like up ass. maybe that's the time maybe that's. obsess with them yeah cuz you're an. alien no repressed memories oh that's. exactly say that no that's what the. alien says no this feeble brain if this.

is it's piling spaceships this [ __ ]. feeble brain you're dominating this dude. what are you talking about you changed. the planet you. just cigarettes for you have a com. Mother Ship it's all right there no [ __ ]. I'm just trying to tell them I'm a fan. I'm letting them know alen came down you. like all right here's the coolest thing. stand up in UFC okay you just do them no. do that DM alien bong that dude America.

imagine you're an alien what a what a. [ __ ] cover be a really dumb dude oh. stop trying to change the subject what a. cover what's your real name. ramulus that's it R I knew. it where he yeah your name [ __ ] Fang. Fang. what is your real alien name though what. would it be no what what is it dude you. ripped they got a huge dong you would.

have been taller though why didn't you. goall I didn't get much food when I. wasall aliens they were like don't make. him stand out but they went too they. went too low he's got too low no he's. got to fit in the [ __ ] ship oh the. Escape he's the biggest where's your es. skap pod good point you're the tallest. alien that's why they sent him yeah. right and then detached from the mission. it was just like Earth's Ru Earth's. pretty sick I like stand up in UFC and. he stayed damn he had two Bud Lights and. he was like I like this place imagine if.

you really did decide that whatever does. come after this is just too boring. because you know it's not real there's. not real consequences I'm fascinated by. the N word. time he can't handle when when anything. gets too disgusting he's L your J oh you. really sucking that thing he going for. this time like hinge.

CLI oh. man everybody's always like mench me on. the Pod you're like no you don't want. that so. finish we'll tell henchcliffe tonight. hey we mentioned you in the show oh. really what did you say. this pod just got. cooking that feels good it brings me. right back got beer I was hung over I.

was anxious that now I'm I'm I'm even. now you're back I'm back America I'll. just chug this [ __ ] you go Ari do you. think this would make news that you're. drinking Bud Light no dude Bud Lights. abandoned me how they abandon you they. never reached out I would have been a. nice I could have you you might be the. only guy that turn it around because you. have an aband. I'll never leave but you're very America. you know this is a strong stance to. really to really keep buying what you. enjoy despite the obvious controversy.

that's going to come yeah yeah good for. you Shane you're a [ __ ] hero Superman. Superman I always hated that guy Shane. Gillis you're a real American that's. what a real American does no for real. that's what a real American does alien. talk you I don't give a [ __ ] I'm just. drinking Bud Light that's what I I don't. give a [ __ ] that's like I used to drink. zema and people used to get mad at. remember Z was the first White love gay. you drink zema love dudes wouldn't allow.

it Z dudes wouldn't allow it they go. that's gay they shamed everybody and. they brought it back 20 years later with. white cl cl the first yeah cuz there was. Mike's Hard Lemonade you had to like. Twisted Teas twist yeah you to say was. more evil somehow you can't chame a man. with a zema and a fanny pack zema. McIntyre you got nothing imagine a train. killer walking the. Z that makes zero. never that one that one I'm like how did. you even want to go for the. trigger how did you pull the.

trigger it's my favorite how did you. pull the trigger on that. one. zint Z Gomez all there you go that is. like Selena. Z I like Zea McIntyre Rita. Zemo that was a stretch my God who drank. Zemo that's an alien move I remember. them being at parties they were not. allowed I drank them they serve that on.

I like them they taste good shut the. [ __ ] up you're at the bar and tattoing. drink Zas. IO you owe me 50. Grand I don't think I'm going to be able. to do this yeah stop you always say that. no you won't you better not make me. laugh dude come on we're going to have a. good [ __ ] time no I me this oh that. too you'll laugh you'll hold your. straight face you won't you won't you. won't hold your straight face I think. it's something else there we go here we.

go Crystal Pepsi was big yeah remember. when. they that one let me tell you I'm G to. tell you a story about Pepsi spice oh. [ __ ] Brian red had the ultimate troll. here we go he's going had a baby right. down that double chin y you know you. know who will [ __ ] you up in a. shotgunning contest who that was pretty. fastes. guaranteed I saw him we we did one.

together like we shotgun one together. country guy he did it in one gulp the. whole can it was extraordinary it. just tayloran Taylor lean from busting. with the boys he's he's putting together. like a Beer Olympics thing it's just a. scam he's the best at it he like how. good can you get dude I thought here we. go watch that's luk who is he is he the. one we're all fishing in the same Pond. is that him or somebody else singer yeah. he's great he's very famous cool. [ __ ] too very cool dude.

America [ __ ]. yeah save the [ __ ] day right. now that is. me I do sound the same yeah that's like. a oh there it goes a you [ __ ]. dude just like watching your girlfriend. cheat it they have to close it oh yeah. dude that's big roll [ __ ] yeah ready. three two. one holy [ __ ] that was ins Solid 3. seconds you can't compete with that I.

can't comp that was one second. extraordinary by a Tesla 0 to. 60. alien alien the reason you you beat me. by the quantum second. white was a truly extraordinary shotgun. that was insane like he's got to be up. there with the gra I love how calm he. was like he knew was going to Happ. before you knew so he's like go ahead. prepare one of them dudes that says you. want to arm wrestle you know yeah does. it every night look at this guy does.

fast dude animal still a lot left in. that can think so that was fro bro if. you could hear the sound of the empty. clean me meaty dog up there too yeah. he's a good dude he's a big big un big. fella fun guy we had a great great. [ __ ] podcast he was on cool as hell. dude I saw on the medor show what is. that mve what is that Doin What his. movie. twirling swallowing something back good.

to have you back about 40 minutes there. I was gone I noticed that oh I was gone. the Pod was better I think I announced. it yeah let's have your. gibberish get not for these stories how. about just random. [Laughter]. words oh it's the perfect combination I. look forward to these like Christmas. yeah it's fun this is the first one I. wasn't like dreading [ __ ] last for to. dread these well no it's like you this. is like battle dude you're going to come.

on get [ __ ] annihilated come on it's. fun but it's like the and but but the. party is only started now the party. tonight we got tonight's party this. that's going to be tough we got two. shows I know this what we do every. single. time this is the first one that we've. done since uh you started the the you're. not even you're being [ __ ] this time I. did 60% of that mushroom first of all. why are you claiming 60 on this claiming. 60% of that I saw your 40 and I was like. I'll take the rest this is out right you. haven't had a beer or anything I had a.

shotgun a beer and two full glasses oh. my God you three drinks oh your voice. gets real high when you're full of. [ __ ] turn 60% three drinks pay no. attention you didn't smoke the weed you. didn't smoke the. weed that's right the weed my people and. to smoke whoa. huh people anything starts we killed. Jesus what kill you.

do sorry what were you saying there I. don't remember I don't remember either I. don't know you said I was American that. was pretty sick actually yeah you're. americ as [ __ ] the fact no legitimately. the fact that you don't give a [ __ ] and. you keep drinking Bud Light despite the. controversy you're not going to Bow. that's what you enjoy that light drink. your [ __ ] I mean come on man we're all. talking [ __ ] on phones that are made by. slaves all here look at the only reason. I talk on them sweat shop there you go. sweat shop come on the first time we got. called Gay at a bar dude really time I. drink it's how we talk dude yeah it's.

not going to it's not going to truly. deter me if I order a Bud Light and. someone's like what are you gay I'm like. yeah no no I'll suck your dick. dude [ __ ] blow you right now you [ __ ]. [ __ ] do you think Bud light's going to. bounce back yeah I think so I think they. will with your help I think the story is. think Bud Light needs to just send me. [ __ ] $50,000. Chuck Norris give him a case give me 20. bucks hire Chuck Norris I sell a. thousand Bud Lights every weekend Kid. Rock they should hire Kid Rock to be the. spokesman that's a lot go that's they.

should yeah we talked about it last. night that would be the best we too bad. say the whole commercial 30 30 second. Kid Rock commercial let him go [ __ ]. nuts one second before the end Chang. just comes in goes and me there you go. exclusivity inclusivity all. you know I like this was what it wasn't. when I texted you last night about what. we were laughing at last time it was the. my pillow. guy he killed. somebody we were [ __ ] up and I was.

text I was like last time we took. mushrooms I was like we were dying about. something and I was like it was so. stupid that I was like I kind of. remember I think we were laughing about. somebody like murdering a trans person. like that can't be what we were laughing. at but no you're laughing at the my. pillow guy being so angry about that was. hilarious. like hey you're son of a. [ __ ] he Smothers with a pillow you. [ __ ] get out of here Jesus I.

remember that it was his kid it was his. kid oh that's right if his kid was TR. that's what it was that's what it was. I'm so. mad that's one that you have to be there. you trying to tell that to somebody this. oh my God we were having so much fun. this is what we were laughing at. yeah right business owner kill son trans. he killed him with a pillow cuz he sells. pillows get it that was it's actually. funny nine Eagles in we were doing that.

well what's funny is you know the idea. that this guy is like AAL. commentator and it keeps killing his. company his company just [ __ ] di not. going to believe it we're making [ __ ]. slippers. now we believe it this company's. transitioning how how bad has the. company been hit because they've taken. out of stores right the what my pillow. pills it's not in stores usually not in. stores I think he was never in stores. formed but what how did they get hit. they got hit somehow or another wait my.

pillows really a boycott of them is that. what it was we're just going right back. to the last one I'm just trying to. remember there was something I just want. to clarify cuz I already brought it up. unfor something happened with the my. pillow guy well like his business has. been affected by all this uh being. connected to you know pillow to I just. like his [ __ ] poster he's got like. any every commercial he's got like Jesus. and a lion giant Cross giant Cross. crucifix yeah he's he's all in on a. stuff right whack could do oh he's a nut.

he built that pillow in his basement and. his wife left him true story over a. pillow he was no [ __ ] you going crazy. like what are you doing I'm building I'm. building a pillow honey yeah leave me. alone pillow imagine you're obsessed for. a decade in the in the basement you want. to hang out with your wife just making a. pillow yeah he's like you'll sleep. betterle with me he was right he was. right how was he right how the [ __ ] was. that guy he I'm sure the pillows pretty. [ __ ] great got be good it's selling.

well I think so did he get uh did his. business get hurt by. that what what am I getting from. advertisements or something like that. like there was something he like a. reformed crackhead him was he really he. was a drug guy and then he found God. here's an article says he can't get back. 75 million in re new lost due to Trump. ties that's it oh Trump ties and that's. a good invention he was he was on. shelves at Sam's Club CO's and Bed Bath. and Beyond which is also now closed was.

I wrong about accusing him of doing. drugs cuz you know check out the drug. history this guy's probably the man he. might be the man if you sleeping an. Alle [ __ ] inventing pillows pillows. sleeping on on a box in his 20s he. became addicted to and a frequent user. of cocaine there it is we all do cocaine. what's a frequent user I me Jamie's a. frequent user Saturday switch to crack. switch to crack in the 90s like. everybody like Diaz Diaz said he did.

crack for six months cuz the coke dealer. wasn't on his way home David Cross too. love crack wow damn throw that out there. really he talked about. it he love crack David Cross LED crack. he said he did it once he's like I get. it I get why people are crackheads oh he. only did it once said he loved well I. guess you still could love it I did. crack once yeah did you really yeah fan. a fan gave me Molly and I was like oh. and I me and the lady went to Paris we. went to the lou and I said let's do the.

Molly at the Lou we took crack we're in. the Molly like you took crack tweaking. out I'm looking at the Statue of David. like shaking and. drooling you're the only person I'm the. only person you're the only person ever. to do crack at the. Loop in the loop I thought you had a. smoke it. well I ate it I ate the rock no they he. did it the last night well I don't [ __ ]. never mind last night no I'm saying that. there's Molly there's someone has Molly. oh yeah yeah and he was like well.

somebody have Molly but it's from a fan. also yeah he was like let's do Molly I. was like [ __ ] I yeah maybe and he was. like a fan gave it to me I was like. no talking about out of your [ __ ]. mind he's a nice fan he looked uh you. know can't take David Cross talks about. trying crack with you on Jimmy Kim oh. there you go you see it's out there we. might be drunk let's go yeah fun fun. episode uh there you go you doing crack. at the Lou isar something you got to be. proud about was it like yeah no one's.

done that sucked really cuz I ate it. which I don't think you're supposed to. do so my body didn't know what was going. on and I I ran right to the bathroom I'm. [ __ ] insane like Dumb and Dumber. [ __ ] at the Loop so all these French. people are like what do we do we do yeah. I'm. like you know it was bad. but I saw have some beautiful art I'm. sweating me and my with there with my. lady we're sweating and twitching. staring at the Mona I love I love the. idea of Norman seeing art just like I.

love the idea of stupid watch beeping in. the middle of it Mona she's not that. hota the gisa. [Laughter]. [Music]. trer my God. [ __ ] that's the most Mark Norman. thing you've ever seen wh oh my God.

that's a mouth oh my God oh my God. that's a mouthful people be like. what I shouted out she got framed and. nobody got it she got framed shout that. out I shout it out at the L and all. these French people like shut up you. stupid American oh my God oh my God it's. already on the internet that's insane oh. the mushrooms are kicking in oh my God I. think she's hot I would have definitely. Jed on her dress [ __ ] so hot hot of. that.

Hillary Jesus I mean that's a fact being. was he the F he was the first. president got busted busted no JFK was. [ __ ] Maryland yeah but he didn't get. busted full busted there was rumors he. was the first person president get was. wild though because everybody knew who. fuckingo and he she's still saying in. front of the wife yeah a lot of. president's head happy birthday public. affairs Miss and Jacko is pretty you're. talking about B yeah yeah yeah what.

years were those every single one that. was in the days before teth every single. one back people died young shout out. Sally Hamming let's. go is this history we go in history no I. don't want to do that come on I want I. like I like Norman right now I need more. Norman keep it dude I'll take any drug a. if you give me a drug fan I've taken a. lot of weird Viagra really yeah that gas. station Viagra get your heart ask people. to give you things just as a general R.

buy drugs just weit you guys if every. anybody listening give me some [ __ ]. V give me some over the [ __ ] counter. truck station pills like red B used to. take that's Pepsi. spice Red Band it's one of the greatest. trolls of all. red band starts he buys Pepsi spice.com. cuz it wasn't they were dumb they didn't. know what the [ __ ] was going on back he. trolled You by opening a comedy club a. block away I helped him on him I think.

yeah I guess you're right so he he buys. Pepsis spice.com and then he makes a a a. whole Diary of him eating Pepsi spice. and dying getting horrific diarrhea. blood spraying out of his [ __ ] you. just buy they didn't think to get the. domain before they launched a product. but he he kept this going for months he. like kept CH like updating all these. updates on his health. conditions Pepsis spice.com it's amazing. dick it's amazing it's one of the.

greatest trolls wow of all time the. company's like can you take that down. like we have no control over it it's. some guy and he's not even looking for. money so he had video of him like Contin. to lose weight it's some real Hoops I'm. just I'm just on Pepsi spice yeah Pepsi. spice project yeah red PE scary. [ __ ] wow. oh it shows that his peas all [ __ ] up. from Pepsi. spice what a [ __ ] [ __ ] literally.

killed Pepsi spice when was the last. time you saw Pepsi spice it's done I've. never heard of it it probably he he. probably killed it they like just [ __ ]. out this loser it was kind of weird. though wasn't it it was like cinnamon. what I don't know was it good might have. been good he might have [ __ ] it up for. everybody Cherry Joy way from Cherry. Coke is really good cherer the best. Cherry Coke Pepsi SP worst Spice Girl. Cherry Coke spice Pepsi spice she's. bubbly Pepsi. spice got great.

cans. stop okay I just love I love I I'll. never stop you on crack in the Lou and. be like oh God I got a [ __ ] oh my God. brutal. floor reality show a real reality show. crack at the Loof someone. with Norman my poor lady she's like I'll. do Molly and I'm giving her handfuls of. crack also yeah she's like a nice lady. from you know the suburbs and I'm like.

here's some crack you crazy [ __ ]. welcome to Welcome to the lou welcome to. specific you doses too also the Lou is. not the best place for Molly it's also. the wrong place for yeah it's like for. weed like you want to go sit by yourself. or at a rave yeah weed is a good call. for a gallery so where do you do Molly. Molly uh we could do it tonight oh it's. fan Molly speaking of which I'll give it.

let's get out of here what we got to get. out of here let's just end it in the. middle of a sentence right here D just. got good cooking. [Music]. n.