Joe Rogan Experience #1983 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day hey Rowan hi ladies hi what's. happening good to see uh class of uh. zero what what number would you guys of. of Tony kill Tony you guys are class of. one OG's yeah the real OG's y isn't it. wild to see what it's become now I mean.

it's literally like the number one live. comedy show ever it's insane it's insane. we started so long ago that's where we. met her and I and we've been working. together ever since yeah so I've said it. before but I'll say it again Tony's the. greatest host of any comedy show ever I. know the best he does really good. nobody's better off the cuff off the. cuff amazing he's so fast he's so quick. and you know we owe a lot to him I feel. like because he really helped us get our. start we learned a lot from being on. that show being being on kill Tony when.

we started we were. like that's where we met you that's. where we met I opened for Ralphie May. because of that I think Bobby Lee well. yeah you open up for me too in Florida. when when that started I I remember. thinking what a fun thing he's doing you. it's kind of fun just go do a minute or. stand up and it's a nice way for Comics. to get a chance to like sort of think. about comedy too yeah cuz like why is. this guy funny like what is this like. sometimes people are just funny and it's.

like weird like weird man like Theo Von. right try putting that put that down on. paper you can imagine never my cousin. got bit by a gay guy so we'll. see write that down somebody wrote jokes. for you you hired them like I'm really. good performer but I suck at writing. jokes you write some jokes for me like. bro I got you theovon is like how Trader. Joe's make. snacks how does Trader Joe's I know it's. just like like it's like popcorn but.

it's also like a chicken salad you're. like what but it works and you're like I. love. this that's hilarious I didn't know. about trader Joe's snacks oh Trader. Joe's they say that the the food at. Trader Joe's seems like it's Trader. Joe's was made by an alien who didn't. really fully understand grocery stores. all the food is like really weird it's. just like weird combinations yeah know. they have like this uh it's like sweet. sour salty something popcorn it's four. different experiences it's a they got a. get it streamlined it's made by chap GPT.

for sure either Savory or sweet don't. mix it all up like that yeah what are. you trying to do to people sick tjs yeah. I tried to eat healthy for the most part. but when we were in uh New York this. past weekend we went to the Bronx I saw. that sandwich oh my God we we ate this. place G&R Deli holy [ __ ] it was insane I. saw that sandwich I sent that sandwich. to my mom and she's she called me she. said the sandwich that Joe Rogan just. ate looked amazing we got go [ __ ] we.

we drove to the Bronx just to go to that. place we went we went like an hour out. of our way cuz we were staying in. Manhattan and then we had to drive to. the Bronx and then go from the Bronx to. the fights that were in Newark so we. went like just to go to that sandwich. shop just cuz I saw it on on Instagram. yeah the picture was one of the best. I've ever seen it was pretty amazing I. got to spill here you. Jamie I got I got. it quick anyway um yeah I love I love to.

take a I'll take a detour for food I did. something really fat the other day I uh. tell us did something fat can we say fat. yeah you can she means. pH uh oh sounds like we're in. trouble did you see that guy got in. trouble for just saying something be. lizo sized no yeah didn't that happen. Jamie didn't some sports caster get in. trouble oh my God I'm terrible. basketball in trouble for a few things. recently terrible I've never made one of.

those so to be honest every now and then. you look like a hero. yeah it's funny like when you miss but. well it's different CU you can't say. Kobe now it just makes everyone sad and. that changes the shot right well when I. I grew up in Boston everybody would say. Larry Bird really that's that's such a. longer name to say yeah but it was like. Larry Bird was the [ __ ] man like 1980. right that's look at that get the [ __ ]. out of here that's sickening it's so. good totally not good for you let's just. get that out of the way I I'll do it.

again once a week for the rest of my. life I think it's just one of those. things you really shouldn't eat like. that every day cuz you won't be able to. stop first of all you'll be a full-on. addict and you'll be consuming 40 or 50. times more calories than you actually. need what like do you so do you always. give yourself a a break or do you ever. go super strict and go like no snacks. nothing good tell us your regimen no no. there there's no no super strict day. everything in moderation yeah I did one. month I did the carnivore diet like very. strict for one month to see what it was.

like and I lost a lot of fat but it was. boring I like food I. like I like these people I like their. food their culture yeah it's an. experience yeah I like Vietnamese food I. like Thai food I like food best it's. it's almost the best reason to travel is. to try the different foods it's a great. reason to travel like it makes tra like. travel is awesome but travel and then. eating people's food like eating Thai. food in Thailand was [ __ ] amazing we.

got to go yeah well there's this. Thailand's awesome we want to go you. guys should go and do some [ __ ] myay. Thai let's go know onong I know you get. into that you're a mean girl oh no I I. stopped you can [ __ ] chck up I got a. concussion and I stopped I got scared. she's in her soft girl don't don't do. concussions she she's a soft girl now. Joe did you see Mark Zuckerberg won a. gold medal in a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. competition no Mark Zuckerberg is a. [ __ ] Savage this dude has been. training jiu-jitsu this is what he did.

he wore a CO mask and he [ __ ] put a. hat on and he hid no and he used Alias. and then imagine you're right about to. compete and like maybe your first. competition well just give it a try I. mean what's the worst thing that could. happen worst thing can happen you get. strangled by a super nerd whole world. Zuckerberg so embarrassing I'm very. proud of him I think that's I think it's. amazing it's amazing that he he did that. there a few people have done that Mario. Lopez did that um uh what's his name Tom.

Bane Tom Hardy Tom Hardy Tom Hardy did. that a couple times hot. undeniable you see warrior as [ __ ] hot. [ __ ] you know he could be listening to. this I just realized that it's possible. Tom Hardy I'm not going to do that but. you know what I mean Tom Hardy you could. DM the green. light I said yes DM me. mommy he was awesome in Warrior like I. bought it I bought a hookline Sinker.

there's certain dudes that can just be. they become different people like he was. a different person in that Venom movie. it's like you believed he was that like. sort of clumsy character in the Venom. movie that got infected by an alien he. [ __ ] just to pull that off you know. how hard it is to pull off your you're. doing a movie with CGI there's a CGI. alien that comes out of you a giant. spider creature it's a different place. you have to go in your mind at that. point but he actually pulled it off and. he does it yeah it was good see he's got. look at that gold medal wow wow dude's. [ __ ] jacked Strang fools is a blue.

belt we're both just saying wow about. blue belts too that's like by time you. get to blue belt you're dealing with. people that know how to submit people. it's just whether or not they can keep. it together smoothly and there's various. levels of that and when you get a. tournaments you get like a lot of the. levels are like the guys are really. should be a purple belt they're like. they're really Purple belt level like. some some instructors are stingy so for. him to win blue belt it's very possible. he had like real skilled opposition I.

you know not like black belt opposition. but they know how to do [ __ ] for sure. look at Zuckerberg strangling [ __ ]. actually that's pretty hot Zuckerberg if. you're. listening my DMs are. open he knows your DMs are open he just. [ __ ] read them he's in them he. doesn't even need the FBI he already. heard us he already heard us and this. hasn't. aired your [ __ ] phone is lighting up. every time his name gets mentioned he. goes into a file.

I'm super I'm I I think that's amazing I. love when people like just he doesn't. have to do anything he's one of the. richest people on Earth and he just. takes a chance and tries to get good at. this thing and then goes and competes in. this thing we should all celebrate that. that's that's amazing but that's. probably why he's one of the richest. guys on Earth cuz he just goes for it. commits he's focused an Instagram. motivational speaker I will I feel like. what you just said right there will stir. Nations wake up just goes for it he.

commits yeah yeah that's the thing you. just got to be that kind of person some. people just that's their big problem. they don't know what to go for you know. so they kind of get stalled in the. parking lot like which direction where. do I go cuz they don't have me giving. them motivational speeches you need a. little shanky in your ear shanky in your. ear I okay I like something besides. shanky in your ear though I like shanky. in your ear shanky in your ear actually. that's a great name for a podcast shank.

in your ear yeah it's good right it does. make me laugh it's got a catchy ring to. it sh in your ear yeah if you ever want. to do a [ __ ] solo spin-off and then. we got to do the king Kim K you remember. when kiss did a spin-off yeah kiss had. like I don't know if you remember this. do you remember this they did a show no. Kiss Kiss the band I thought they did a. reality show they all oh I'm sure they. did that but they all released their own. albums like Peter Chris had his solo. album Stanley had his album Sim had hiso.

album Ace fre had his solo album and. they all just sort of competed with not. saying that he said I'm saying if we if. we have shanky in your ear he's going. he's saying shanky in your ear is. Beyonce and I'm do your podcast together. and then you get another one on the side. I have shank yeah she has a podcast. shank we it's called shank why not. shanky in your ear I guess I could. Rebrand actually Rogan and I I had a. conversation the podcast is shanky in.

your ear now everyone people who like it. now are mad shut up shut up that's. terrible advice it is terrible advice. listen to me it's funny for now I need. to start my own podcast like your mom's. house like names like that they just. stick yeah you know yeah yeah there's. certain good names like like call her. Daddy it's a great name we love the our. name but it took us a second we had an. issue we had an issue we had a bad. podcast name and we kept having to say. it we would get embarrassed.

bad it was bad what was it you say it. Kim uhuh uhuh don't look at me I'll say. it I'll say it I'll say it don't wait I. want to take my ears off scky Kimmy and. chank okay can we move on that bad going. be horrible Jamie I'm not listening it's. not the worst Jamie how is but now but. now it's this [ __ ] a much better. job but now it's this [ __ ] and that's. so much better this [ __ ] is perfect.

well that's what we say to each other. all the time this [ __ ] [ __ ] I love. saying that I love saying this [ __ ]. this [ __ ] is one of the most fun things. to say like this [ __ ] say it to your. friends when they say something nuts it. is you know how many times I said that. to Tony hch we got to get we got to get. Joe our tote bag we got this tote bag. please get me one sweatshirt we got to. get you with this. sweatshirt I 100% we that [ __ ] it's we. say it all the time yeah it's a great. thing to say it's a great thing to say. yeah yeah we get on each other's nerves.

so we'll be like this [ __ ] it's kind of. amazing actually that nobody else had a. podcast called this [ __ ] yeah yeah wow. you guys caught that we caught it that's. a good one to catch yeah well after we. had to say thicky kimy and shank four. times it started haunting us like Bloody. Mary we're like talking to people we had. like we were like we're not doing one. more ounce of work till we rename this. podcast and then and it was bad we were. like talking to sponsors and they're. like okay so what's the name I'm like um. we did exactly what we did here like uh. you tell them there's been so many.

embarrassing things that we've done. throughout the years of course but. that's the beautiful thing is that you. can learn on the air yeah you know like. that it gives people a chance to get. good at something that wouldn't have got. the chance so if you were going to host. a show on CBS or NBC they'll give you a. little bit of time like you know Sarah's. the next big thing we're g to give her. the Sarah show and hi everybody like. Ellen you'd be like Sarah right they'll. give you a chance they might give an. upcoming tallenge but if it doesn't go. well at first and they lose sponsors or.

the ratings dip cut what else we got oh. God dancing for dollars whatever the. [ __ ] they could put on there that's. going to make money yeah but when with. the internet you can sort of [ __ ] around. and find your thing find your voice and. it's amazing because the barrier to. entry is pretty [ __ ] small like in. comparison like they have [ __ ]. Studios and Camera trucks and [ __ ]. lighting and trust and this and grips. and everything it's like every show that. gets made by Hollywood it's so much. money just to put it on you can just do.

it and get better at it yeah yeah it's. amazing it is it really is even like. during the pandemic I would just be. talking by myself in the. room I'm like if I was going to have a. threesome by myself cuz I was a cuz we. didn't know if we could hang out with. people well the good news is Alexa was. listening so and your boyfriend Mark oh. yeah my boyfriend Mark oh here's. everything so you were talking to. yourself with him in the same place I. was talking to myself like just trying. to buy up time on a 45 minute solo pod.

oh and I start talking about cartoon. threesoms cuz I'm straight out of. content I'm like okay Betty Boop would. uh Felix the Cat I think that's a a. particularly unique muscle that like. Bill Burr has and Tim Dylan has and. Yannis poppet has there's people that. can just rant about a. subject solo yeah that's hard to do yeah. and you know what it makes your standup.

so much better and it makes your. podcasting better if you could just talk. by yourself it makes you feel mentally. ill as. [ __ ] when you're done you don't even. recognize yourself oh my God that's so. funny yeah that's so funny yeah the the. the pandemic was a a moment yeah Kim. lived another life the zoom shows I left. I went to Florida and partied Zoom shows. were wild they were like why didn't. anybody tell you not to do that yeah.

don't do that don't do that don't do no. I didn't do one Zoom show I did one Zoom. show and um I think about it every now. and then it haunts me it was like I was. just like why are we doing this this is. it's too much too weird if we're all. stuck we're let's not do standup then. for a little bit how about that was such. junkies though yeah you know what the. weirdest thing was late night talk shows. where they're doing it from their webcam. oh and nobody was laughing no one was. laughing it's so nuts I was like why are. we watching this it's like someone. practicing new jokes it's like if you.

had a friend who wanted to hey want to. run some ideas by you no I would let. them you wouldn't do that for your was. my friend yeah comic friend okay they go. listen this is just have an exercise I'm. trying to do I wrote these premises down. and I'm I'm going to say that was what. it was like like what happens if Walmart. closes all their stores in San Francisco. that and you like that one sucks you. know we could just go over them my. apples taste like Clorox it's like stop. wiping your groceries with.

bleach this is fing sad it was a sad. time I got weird but you know what I. actually really. enjoyed um staying home and just like me. and my sister like started baking and we. bought we bought a bow and arrow and. then she almost killed a bird and we. never did it again she [ __ ] she we. were she just pulled out she was like. she's like a prodigy she just pulled it. out we just put it together we're like. figuring it out it's like going in the. ground for me she she like shoots it.

once almost gets it right in the middle. she's like oh okay she pulls it out we. see a bird as a joke I go kill it and. she goes and clips its wing and a. feather flies off and it keeps going and. we both were like and then we just put. it down and we were like we're going to. go inside maybe you're like a natural. born Archer maybe this is like a movie. not you just give her the bow and. they're like oh my God how long have you. done this for like that's actually the. third time I ever did it that's like and.

then they just go oh my God she's a. natural it's like Paul Newman in that. movie about baseball she's the Rainman. of archery yes iMagic it's just like you. just have a natural gift oh yeah I don't. know if I [ __ ] do this like in. another life you were an Archer that's. so cool I during the pandemic I got a. mini trampoline I was just bouncing at. my parents house in their backyard waa. that's a lot I was like I'm going to. live stream on the trampoline I'm going. to live stream and hula hoop I'm going. to just trying to keep myself busy. was very mentally ill to be live.

streaming in hula. hooping it was tough on. everyone yeah it was a tough time it was. tough I was in the live watching tough a. country tough tough as a country there. was some moments where I didn't know if. I was ever going to do stand up again in. the beginning in the early days when we. were done we hadn't done it for months I. was like maybe this is it maybe this is. the new world maybe stand up is gone cuz. you know that back then you didn't. really know like how deadly is this. going to be yeah you know everybody was. really worried that it was going to get. get worse it's a lot of weirdness going.

on you know it's like there was people. that had it and nothing happened to him. people that had it and got [ __ ] up. you're like what is this like stand up's. not worth it let's not do standup like I. remember I I cancelled like one of the. last shows I think it was like the. Improv we we we were supposed to do a. show at the Improv like The Day The. Comedy Store was shutting down the day. everything was shutting down I was like. maybe we shouldn't do this like this. feels like if we're going to shut down. tomorrow why are we why are we open. tonight like is this what's happening. like are we in danger like if we go out. is this [ __ ] stupid there's something.

about comedy and comics where like they. [ __ ] need it they [ __ ] they're. like just one last one before we go one. last one before we die I don't I don't. know I I sort of I don't really feel. that way I love standup it's my favorite. thing in the world to do but I didn't. feel like I was I did window sets I did. store in the window like like a little. sad dog I look like a [ __ ] in the. window people are throwing money at the. window took me a good solid 2 and 1/2.

years to Not freak out when someone. sneezes oh yeah I'm still sensitive. about it now someone coughs and sneezes. you're like eh no now people still look. if someone coughs the whole room looks. up and now not happen but it's not. that's not the it's not the same lookup. like we're all in danger yeah do I was. on an elevator where a guy was coughing. in Vegas in the heart of it this guy. this old dude was coughing I was like. Jesus Christ I'm holding my breath on. the elevator as like an exercise like. how long can I hold my breath that's how.

I used to do school when I was younger. you just hold your breath long you I was. instead of paying attention I would just. watch the clock and try to beat my last. record oh during the pandemic did you. see Jamar Jamar had on like big goggles. and he he went to the CVS and he got. kicked out of the CVS cuz he had on like. snork snorkeling. gear how come you can't do that I think. you can do that you know you know what. someone told me that's so funny someone. told me that you can you catch. respiratory viruses from your eyeballs.

is that. true GH I don't know but you know what. someone told me they got that their. grandpa got stung in the eye by a bee. and it cured his. diabetes what that sounds like some. folklore what are you talking. about beekeepers live longer than like. the average person because they get. stung and stuff where did youn and if. you have Lyme disease there's people. that take bees and they put it into. their into their and it helps all their. symptoms there's something about.

beasting I have heard people getting a. positive benefit from beasting but I. think it was arthritis don't come for me. big Pharma they cut my throat I talk. about the bees I keep forgetting that. there's a I'm watching this um this new. Netflix thing called uh what is it chimp. Empire is that what it's called just. before we get too far the viral. infection of lungs through the eye a. thing yeah you can pathogens that are. known agents of ocular infections such. as HSV wow often cause civilian impaired.

vision and. blindness viral infection of the lungs. through the eye holy [ __ ] I'm going to. start wearing goggles so in that case. like they should have left Jamar alone. cuz he was doing yeah he's wearing. goggles to avoid [ __ ] evil [ __ ] and. you can keep your eyes covered I bet. there's some sort of thank God paperwork. that says that there the people with. glasses get less viral infections than. other people I bet did you see my. favorite was the people with a shield.

but then you could like reach Under The. Shield hey buddy it's like a cat hiding. under the bed with the Tails out there. what are you doing my favorite video was. just someone going outside with a mask. on in the winter and blowing and it was. just all the air you could see with the. mask on still going every you could see. exactly where a breath would go stupid. and it was just everywhere and muffled. it was it's so it's so weird it's so. weird that we went through that for that. long um yeah but we learned along the.

way see like nobody knew like why. doesn't a mask work like in the. beginning it seems like a smart thing to. do and plus it makes people feel better. like you're doing the right thing we're. we're all just trying to be safe but at. a certain point in time most people. should have figured out that doesn't. really work like you can't have a bandan. on and stop a [ __ ] deadly you can't. have a face shield on people had face. Shields like where do go where's that. air coming from [ __ ] what. you don't even have a filter on your.

face the face shield was rough it was. weird and when when I saw someone with. the face shield I didn't know what to. make of them the first face shield I saw. in the wild I was like oh [ __ ] Reggie. Watts had this hilarious uh get up that. uh we ordered a couple of them these. [ __ ] things it was a space helmet and. you put a space helmet on and you cinch. it up to your neck and it's got like. filters inside and everything and it. cools you off too what like a fan so. there's like a little fan in there that. I like that PR sure aan there a fan in. there you know I don't I will say.

there's a fan in there yeah here's. Reggie look at this s of masks you know. like regie was traveling on airplanes. with this no yes well I would like that. cuz I do feel like airplanes make you. really sick well if there really was an. issue like a real serious issue like. here's a question like if there's some. [ __ ] evil alien virus there's no. known cure yeah are you going. to walk around with that all no I'm. going outside I'm going you can just. take it in I'm going go I'm actually.

going to rhinestone mine I get that and. I glitter it up all right like a like a. hot girl in a motorcycle yeah I make it. my own yeah I get it I get. it yeah yeah uh no I don't know it's. just like who knows yeah I P I was. nervous when it happened but now if. something happens again I won't take it. seriously I wonder what's going to. yeah they cried wolf on my ass. so yeah but nobody knew in the beginning. right that's the thing like everybody.

always wants to point to like this. person's got it wrong or that but nobody. [ __ ] knew in the beginning in the. beginning there was so much like Guess. Word there's always a threat if it's not. that it's climate change if it's not. climate change it's homicides if it's. not homicides something else there's. always a worry yeah yeah it's never. going to be perfect I saw I saw the. nicest sticker the other day on a gas. station the grossest gas station ever I. was terrified and when I got out this it. was just a sticker it said think of.

something beautiful and I was like. that's kind of the nicest sticker I've. ever seen it's not corny and it is. really nice and it kind of helps a sweet. she's in her soft gr aums are. kicking you know what I hate I hate when. Kim takes mushrooms because then she. won't let me talk [ __ ] about guys she'll. be like he's just a man oh yeah she'll. call me and I'll be like well maybe he. went through something and I'll be like. oh you're on. mushrooms yeah the gossip we're all just. people and I go okay yeah that's true it.

is true if imagine if everybody was on. mushrooms and that was just like the. prevalent attitude yeah you you wouldn't. care if you've been wronged cuz isn't it. crazy that if like as a mass experiment. like if everybody just took a a minor. dose what do you want that stuff say. what that is on the air okay put that. away okay Jesus Christ going to get us. all in trouble no it's nothing if if. there was like legal silon and it was. regulated so you knew what it was where.

there's it's tested safe doses yeah and. everybody decided to take it all at once. everybody the whole country that would. be beautiful you know what happened a. bunch of dudes or criminals would say. they were going to take it and then wait. Rob everybody while they're on mushrooms. it' be it'd be the worst case of love. doesn't find a way it's a great movie. they convince everyone about world peace. but it's actually just a trick and they. just Rob everybody blind they break into. the stock exchange [ __ ] clean out all.

the Bitcoin D and it's just like the. worst trip ever it's like a guy it. sounds like a guy Richie movie it's. great I'm watching cut that out keep it. so maybe not all at once but if it was. available to everybody and they realized. the benefits especially like of micro. does just perspective enhancing benefits. ah it helps so many [ __ ] soldiers so. many guys who get back experience combat. they're all [ __ ] racked by all sorts. of emotions and thoughts and lost.

friends and that and MDMA seems to. really I was just going to say I had a. roommate in La who did MDMA she did like. a weekend Camp therapy with only. children of childhood trauma and she. came back like a different. person wow that's interesting and she. she said it literally changed her life. well they know that it's you know. whatever it does that that experience of. letting go of all your inhibitions and. and yeah it it for some people it can.

sort of just reset the way you see the. world yeah so for soldiers for so many. people that have experienced violence. like that is so important for them like. why why won't why don't we make that. available that could literally help the. world and through Maps you know Maps is. doing those studies with with soldiers. and they're all very promising it's very. interesting stuff but they're doing it. the right way and they're doing it you. know through politics and because Joe. then we can't.

gossip they need us to. gossip that's how they control us gossip. fun too when I did an MDMA I fell in. love with a PE teacher for 24 hours so. wow 24 hours 24 hours I go this PE. teacher how long you fall in love with a. PE teacher for yeah when you're sober up. you know maybe it wasn't love what would. the world be like if you know I mean. think about how many people that are on. various medications what would the world. be like if they just came up with. something and called it like calm and it.

was a micro do MDMA that everybody took. all day long M wow so everybody is like. almost like they're tripping almost like. they're rolling all day long everyone's. nice to everyone everyone's lovely. everyone's friendly are giv you. hugs they want everyone to do well I. want you'd be happy everybody wants you. to do well imagine imagine those two. things love that we talked about so been. in MDMA they're real this is like we're.

not making this up they're like fake. things that you know some people have. talked about on internet forums but. they're not real well they're [ __ ]. they're real and they're. illegal it's like that alone should make. us go what the [ __ ] when is that going. to change illegal but like Delta that. weird Delta 9 is legal like how is that. a thing I don't know that's a weird high. I haven't smoked it it's like a neighbor. of weed it's like I'm weed's neighbor. I'm going tell you what. come on in weed will be here soon it.

doesn't seem like it doesn't seem like. it has any of the ideas that weed has. it's like it just repeats weed's ideas. and not it doesn't do such a good job of. telling them well one time when he was. 13 his stepdaddy was a real piece of. [ __ ]. anyway oh weed makes you uncomfortable. you don't want to stay for or Delta it. makes you uncomfortable it makes me like. it just it's an odd it's an odd thing. it's it's weird that they can do that. though it's weird that that's legal yeah. I bought weed one time in Harlem from.

this guy can I say. that back then it was probably illegal. um yeah no I mean this was probably. three years ago when did it get legal in. New York recently oh yeah so it was. probably illegal then still there. criminal yeah I was I was doing bad. things a bad [ __ ] but uh I had always. bought from this guy and and I was right. before I recorded my podcast this was. when I was living in New York and I. rolled a joint of it and I smoked it. with. me my my co-host Our Guest all the.

producers and then while we were smoking. it like before the joint was even done I. was like I'm done and then I was like we. should do a new segment and we should. rap and everybody's like what and I was. like we should like start rap I think it. would be a good idea if we started we. became like a rap thing and then I just. started going off about rap and I was. like going crazy and then when we got on. I was like we have to start the show now. because we have to do this thing before. the idea goes and I started getting. crazy and then we're and then I'm like. breathing all heavy and my heart's.

racing and one of the producers who is. like does a lot of drugs literally said. into the mic I'm the highest I've ever. been and then that's when it hit me that. I was like the weed like there was this. is not me like I realized something. happened and we were on air already I. was pulling up rap lyrics and dancing to. them and those those joints that they. sprinkle the THC crystals on I know. exactly what it was what was it h okay I.

after I came down and had them almost. call an ambulance on cuz then I freaked. out in the podcast I cried I was like I. was we were looking up the Sy symptoms. of fentanyl on the podcast no yes. because I was like could be fent andol. I've never felt like this on weed and. then I looked at the bag and there was a. little bit of cocaine in the bag that he. sold me the weed in so i' smoked crack. basically crack wa and did a podcast. a full podcast trying to be a rapper so.

you would have been a rapper if you had. done crack. 100%. 100% 100% I think I would also be a. rapper if I did crack rhyme shank that. was my nickname for a while I like it I. was Ryman I was like yeah so no one. could be around me make sure your we. dealer doesn't also deal Coke and reuse. the baggies imagine if there's like. certain drugs that make you want to do. certain. activities it's like G just crack and. rap or just like you know if you ever. see like some uh lost kid from the.

suburbs all of a sudden he starts. rapping well yeah I smoke weed because. I'm a comedian I feel like if I would. have drank more I would have been like. like a mom some someone would have. gotten me pregnant already there's a lot. of funny comedians that are drunks. that's true girls too that's true you. know that's true I feel like that we all. smoke weed most of us a lot of it's It's. comedy steroids yeah yeah it really is. it puts you in like a different state of. mind that's like what bro Brody would. say he was like 90% of comedians smoke.

weed 90% and the rest they're not. funny I've gotten some calls from people. that like used to be like super straight. laced and then when it became legal in. California like 2016 people are like oh. it's [ __ ] legal it's legal what's a. big deal maybe a gummy will help me go. to sleep they start taking him and they. start ask me questions like what's the. difference between sativa and. Inda they text you at 420 you're like. dude. [ __ ] rookie come on man we're smoking.

out of apples and [ __ ] listen I was that. rookie at one point in time too we all. were yeah we all were in the beginning. you can't believe people don't know. about pot when you first start smoking. weed you're like how is everybody not. doing that it's when you first start. when I first started smoking weed is. when I started dating this white hippie. dude that had dreadlocks from Portland G. no this was different um and all we. would do is get high and eat pies and I. think I gained like 15 lbs cuz I was. just smoking weed with him and eating.

pies do you guys know the story of Jack. harer oh the the emperor wears no. clothes the hemp guy yeah the hemperor. yeah yeah the hemperor yeah he's a a. famous marijuana activist and researcher. and and he wrote this book this guy was. a like a Goldwater Republican and then. uh met this lady and they were smoking a. little marijuana together hanging out. and like all of a sudden he gets it and. he goes oh my God this is good for you.

like this. is like he has all these Revelations. about it then he goes into the history. he find because he's a a very smart guy. he says like how did this happen and he. starts delving into the history of you. know Harry andlinger and William. Randolph Hurst and they conspired to. make it look like there was this new. drug that was causing all these Mexican. guys excuse me I got this uh I thought. that was Zin patches I thought that was. the that the drugs were doing I was like. I wish um they were saying that it was.

causing uh Mexicans and black men to. rape white women they were writing. stories about this and then they came up. with the Reefer Madness propaganda films. and all this calling it marijuana they. tried to emit till weed yes exact. marijuana was a like a slang for Mexican. wild tobacco it had nothing to do that's. why that's why sorry to cut you off but. that's why I have like uh one of my. black friends told me that black. community likes to call it cannabis not. marijuana because it's associate. marijuana is associated with that.

negativity really yeah I don't think. there's anything wrong with the word. marijuana I think it's a cute name I. like marijuana sounds good like I like. to smoke some marijuana um but I I also. like cannabis too it's like the names. aren't important what's important is. like that people like this Jack Hera guy. see if you can pull up that book because. it's a very good book um where he talks. about uh he actually had this video that. they had made in like the World War I or. World War II um it was hemp for victory.

and it was telling Farmers to grow. marijuana like marijuana like the plant. marijuana is also hemp yeah right so. what what marijuana is is a psychoactive. female version of a very similar plant. so now they've kind of engineered hemp. so it doesn't have any THC in it yeah. you can't smoke the hemp but that hemp. is what they were fighting they weren't. really figh fighting marijuana they were. fighting hemp cuz it's a superior.

textile it makes the best most durable. clothes it makes a far superior paper. you could use it to build houses with. why why doesn't everybody use hemp then. it should be it should be one it also. why why not the switch over because. there's a lot of moving pieces when it. comes to things like this there's a lot. of moving pieces that are in gear. they're moving so hemp is now legal in. the United States right so then the. industry has to kind of build up and you. have to have manufacturing if you really. want to do you really want a higher. skilled labor to make hemp clothes you.

built here in America now it's possible. but at on it we used to have to buy our. hemp from Canada because you couldn't. grow it in the United States even though. it was legal because it wasn't. psychoactive so we had hemp protein. powder and we used to have to get it. grown in Canada that's crazy we couldn't. even H we couldn't even hire an American. Farmer to grow it yeah I know that hemp. is also um like the clothes are anti. it's like. antibacterial anti I didn't know any of. this yeah they make GES yeah yeah I I. have a hemp ghee yeah dos sua does it.

the [ __ ] you can find them online it's. they're just real durable like real. [ __ ] durable like the only thing. that's going to break is the threads and. then you just restitch it like that. cloth is not ripping it's it's really. [ __ ] strong like hemp is a weird. thing like my friend Todd McCormick had. a stalk of hemp on his desk he's like. pick this up I picked it up I was like. what the [ __ ] man it weighs nothing. it was hard it was hard like Oak but it.

weighed nothing it weighed nothing it. was like balsa wood I feel like we we. need to get up on H see can see like a. fat hemp stalk like that so that's the. stuff that they turn into clothing so. they strip it away and it's like it's a. very difficult process and for the. longest time they they were doing it. with slave labor and then when the. cotton gin came along the cotton gin. made it easier to process cotton and so. it was n until the decorticator was. invented and the decorticator was a new.

method to effectively process hemp fiber. with a machine so they had this machine. that's going to strip it down because. otherwise they were using like people. were pounding on it [ __ ] wow so this in. was invented and then all the reforma. [ __ ] came out because there was a thing. it was I think it was Popular Science. magazine see if that hemp the new. billion dollar crop see if you can find. that then they had the two and they just. chose the cotton because there was no. drama behind there it wasn't just it was. no no it was the people that William. Randol Hurst was one of them so William.

Randol Hurst owned Hurst Publications. look billion dooll crop it was on the. cover of the magazine see if you can. find the cover because it's kind of. hilarious to see that that they have. this this story about this new billion. dollar crop. hemp I mean it's really wild. [ __ ] yeah that's. wild well so now can can anyone wrong. Maybe I'm Wrong maybe it wasn't on the. cover but that's the story right there. hemp the billion dollar crop God I swear.

it was on the cover but I have a [ __ ]. up memory sometimes hemp fiber being. delivered from machines ready for. bailing piles of Pulver herds beside. machine is. 77% cellulose so they strip it down with. that machine and they so they. immediately were like okay now we we're. going to have you know this stuff that's. lighter it's better it's stronger it's. really like a [ __ ] alien plant it's. real weird it's when you pick it up it. feels weird. you ever been in a grow room yes how.

weird do those feel so weird weird why. do they feel weird like there's. something else in there with you yeah. like how is in there with you yeah well. can I tell you hello Kim I have a lot of. plants and I feel like that about my. plants in general she calls one of them. her dog I have I have this huge monstero. plant and I swear to God it just feels. alive and it creeps me out sometimes. yeah I'm not a big fan of house plants. you're not no cuz I think it's like. little prisoners I think I think they're. supposed to be in this little trapped.

ecosystem relying on you to play. classical music for them I think they. want sad for my plants they don't even. get classical music free them I'm not a. fan of uh of corralling up wild. things don't make me feel bad now that I. have prisoner ples I I to look those. babies in the eye every day well the. thing is now I feel like they hate me. they're so happy they look so good and. they grow so fast yeah but you're. feeding them I have big Windows look I.

bet they like it maybe they love it. maybe they're like a house cat they. [ __ ] love it yeah and I heard that. they have eyes did you hear that plants. have eyes now they can see you to they. they had receptors they found out they I. saw that I don't know Tik Tok probably. the thing is about plants is that. they're communicating with each other. through the ground that's what's. fascinating that's so cool yeah yeah. they're just starting to figure this. stuff out they like this they just I. don't know when they realized this but. this is like the myologist have figured. it out and all these scientists are. realizing that these they're allocating.

resources to different plants they're. they're sharing resources they're. communicating in some way it's very. weird also there are like spots that. people take pictures of that meditate in. the grass and that grass grows flowers. around it the spots that they meditate. who we're like angels I love that they. communicate with you if you lay on them. they do they definitely do well that's. why people say when you take mushrooms. go to Nature yeah you take mushrooms you. go to Nature it's like oh my God these. things are alive you know like you don't. think of them as a you're we're so first. of all it's so hard to stay alive up.

until about what 200 years ago 100 years. ago it's almost impossible everybody's. getting murdered it's just like every. day is just slaughterfest people are. horrible to each other right so you got. to like concentrate on what you can. [ __ ] I just got to keep moving and. what can I eat how can I stay alive how. can I keep moving how can I protect my. kids so it kind of makes sense that. you'll tune out right the nature part. because like yeah I can't be [ __ ] with. with all this beautiful love [ __ ] I'm.

trying to stay alive I'm trying to get. eat not to get eat by cats right you. know I'm out here trying to protect a. baby with a sharp stick yeah yeah now we. can chill now we can chill now we can. chill now we can chill yeah one of the. things I did during the pandemic was. moved to a very beautiful outdoorsy. neighborhood and it really changed. everything for me term life yeah my. mental health completely just changed so. for the better yeah spending so much. time outside and meditating outside and. just being in nature they call it Forest.

bathing oo I like the sound of that. didn't invent that right that's what. they call it right Forest bathing my. friend uh my friend Alex just had a baby. and she keeps going like I keep. imagining just like women that used to. have babies without all the information. and they'd just be sitting in a cave. breastfeeding and like they're they. don't know what the [ __ ] just happened. to them like this crazy [ __ ] they just. went through and she's like having she's. like it gives anxiety because I'm so. comfortable but also about how tough it.

used to be but also a long time ago. women would birth together and they. would help each other like there would. be douas and mides and so it wasn't. really like it was more communal I think. still not having answers not having. Google the secret to mindful travel a. walk in the woods visit these five. destinations to practice the Japanese. art of forest bathing ah it is real. thank you confirmed.

confirmed yeah it's just walking through. makes you feel good it changes your life. makes you healthier raises your. vibration I think there's something real. to that when we're in an environment. whether it's an environment of people. you know or an environment of plants. you're getting some sort of weird. information that's not as simple as what. you see and what you hear you think you. get it from people like you know people. that you like like you talk to him. you're like that guy's cool yeah I like. talking to that guy and there's other.

people you're like Jesus yikes and and. you know and it's like not clear for cuz. you ever see someone that other people. like and you're like wait it's you're. like wait a minute what's happening here. that's the story of my whole. [Laughter]. career hilarious. a yeah I've got no explanations for it.

either it's just crazy and you know the. the instincts especially like you see. things that are inexplainable like being. a woman too like you ever know that a. guy is cheating on you and you're right. and nothing told you just a feeling what. is that what is that I think there's. things that people give off besides. words there's information that people. give off besid there's like you you can. tell if someone's being deceptive you. can tell if someone's secretly mad at. you like you know you know that weird. feeling like I don't think this person. likes me some weird no reason at all.

that I can discern of yes you know you. get that feeling sometimes I think those. are real feelings I think there's. something there that's nonverbal some. some [ __ ] thing that they're giving. off and you're picking up on it and then. you trick yourself into thinking it was. just you being like you're like I might. be in a mood and maybe like brush it off. you could do that then they kill you and. you're like damn it you could try it. again May that person was having a rough. day I trust my gut you should trust your. guy but you could run into someone that. just got in a car accident that's when.

when things happen like that people get. ramped up yikes no no what people get. ramped up it's like that's why road rage. exists because everyone's ramped up. right you're on the in the car and you. have to think fast because you're going. fast and then someone's cutting you like. you [ __ ] like cuz you're cuz. you're already ramped up yeah so. sometimes you could run into someone and. like some guy just [ __ ] T-boned him. ran a red light and screamed at them and. there's a lot of [ __ ] going on Cops. didn't help and then you meet that. person and they could be too ramped up. like that I think that guy [ __ ] hates. me like that guy hates everyone right.

now he's like just pissed almost died in. a car accident and I got into the most. frustrating road rage recently I did and. it was just like [ __ ] annoying it was. like I do notice that a lot I'm not. [ __ ] on La I'm just saying that I. notice in La the driers S like you're. [ __ ] on La B the traffic LA I'd be. like what [ __ ] I'll say it right now. the traffic is bad because it has the. worst drivers in the country. La has the worst drivers in the country. because they try to follow the rules too.

much and they're causing traffic jams no. one uses a right lane they're all scared. to merge I'm telling you there's a trick. I I shouldn't even say it but if you in. La you can cut the Google Maps Time by. four or five minutes just by driving in. the right lane everyone's terrified. because they don't want to be rude and. merging a mile up the road it's nuts. anyways boy you're real specific no she. she got like a specific beef with LA. don't get her [ __ ] started what do I.

call them white night cucks if you think. if you think La sucks New York is like. hold my beer [ __ ] no cuz I was just in. New York and they're mad people they. just [ __ ] cut in front of everybody. they drive like crazy I'll take the LA. the LA morons over the New York psychos. see I think the LA morons are also like. looking at themselves a little bit of. that a little bit of does my eyeliner. look good pretend there's a camera on. yeah they're trying to do too much. activism too they.

they with his glasses on I went down a. rabbit hole uh yesterday looking for Jim. Morrison's. GT500 oo apparently there's a lost car. out there no one knows where it is no. one knows how it went away Jim Morrison. had one of the only there was only a. certain number of Shelby gt500s that. were made during this year I think it. was 1967. and this car he filmed this video of him.

they they made like a movie with it so. they did some filming with it on the. highway and there's like photographs of. it and there's footage from it and he. had this car and then no one knows where. it went and you want it [ __ ] yeah but. not just me see the problem with me is. I'm the wrong guy for that cuz I think. old cars are stupid I like to take old. cars and turn them into cars that drive. like new cars it's like you want break. guys like you want real breaks you don't. like that Nostalgia of bad breaks you.

can kiss my ass with that I like like. there's a company called Roadster shop. that did a 1969 Camaro for me they take. old cars and they give it like a real. suspension independent. suspension full [ __ ] giant six piston. brakes handles drives normal starts when. you wanted to boom boom boom that's. stupid so I wouldn't really want it. other than to say I had it no you need. to get it you got to get Jim Morrison's. probably some like you should send out a. hunt for send out a hunt you should send.

you should make it a whole thing like if. you find Jim Morrison's car you get this. prize no I think it would be like if a. comic wanted to get Sam kennison's car. yeah and a musician bought it instead. to' be like [ __ ] give it to us yeah you. know J Morrison's car I feel like a. musician has to take that I feel like. you know who should drive Jim marson's. car who Gary Clark Jr I don't know who. that is shut the [ __ ] up do I you you.

guys don't know J do I I don't know. Austin resident one of the greatest. guitarists of all time oh he lives in. Austin yeah oh [ __ ] we got to get him. Jim Morrison's car he's the [ __ ] man. if there's a cover of one of his one of. his albums where he was uh standing in. front of this vintage Cadillac this. [ __ ] cool Cadillac I was like dude. please tell me that's your car he's like. nope I to know Gary Clark Jr to know. that my DMs are open he's he's quite.

married oh lovely lady I guess it's. Zuckerberg then. yeah back to the Zuck not him hearing. that now he knows he's the second choice. no Zuck number one yeah you can't do. that to the Zuck sorry Zuck yeah Zuck. baby the guy's a billionaire he's enter. into Jiu-Jitsu tournaments he's. competitive you can't do that to I'm. sorry zucky what's he going to put you. in shanky what what you- Jitsu move an.

Plata maybe a triangle who I know the. jargon I hang out with Fighters anybody. want any coffee I would love coffee. please thank you thank you thank you. thank you that's good that to the the. princess this article says it probably. wrecked is that not what people think. yeah they don't know man they think it. went missing I went down a rabbit hole. and this guy did a video of it and the. guy was saying that um there's a bunch. of different stories one story that he. crashed it and left it there and it got.

towed story Whitney did that so that. he at ail lavine's house I think our. car's still there that sounds like a. Whitney move that's like a Mike Tyson. move he crashed one of his Bentley G. gave to the cop you can have this. officer the cop was like okaye theop the. cop had a [ __ ] Bentley for like two. days and then they made him give it back. the police force made him give it back. the Mike Tyson interview of him telling. the woman Journal to stop speaking out. of dude that [ __ ] was kind of funny I'm.

talk to unless I K and then she was just. silent okay he didn't make another sound. when I saw him no but when I saw him at. the comedy store it was one of the only. times I've been really Star Struck was. when I saw him at so I was like he was. nice he talked to me and didn't try to. fornicate with me I will say he's the. nicest guy ever yeah he he was so nice. he's very very nice believe it or not. you know and he's a very kind person it. is a very funny thing to say well back. the day he was a different person and. that's the thing that he was like most.

afraid of about even working out he said. it he said he doesn't want to rekindle. his ego and that's what he said when he. fought Roy Jones it was a crazy quote he. said like the gods of War rekindled my. ego the gods of War have rekindled my. that though was you know what that guy. must have been like from when from when. he won the world title at 20 years old. to when Buster Douglas beat him it was. just a series of executions it was one. of the craziest things that anybody had. ever seen in boxing everybody was so.

terrified by the time they got in the. ring with them they were losing before. they got anywhere close to the ring they. were terrified of this [ __ ] guy he. was like nobody we' ever seen in the. heavyweight division so you have to be. extreme in every possible part of your. life to be riding those. RPMs of all the men super athletes that. are great at punching people in the face. you Excel Beyond and above all imagine. how sick you are as his opponent oh my.

God like right before the fight like the. feeling that you feel it's like that. nausea you're trying to you're trying to. be confident but you know oh it's. sickening you watch the videos you watch. the Marvis Frasier fight the Marvis. Frasier fight was one of the most. terrifying boxing fights I ever saw in. my life cuz it was Marvis Frasier who is. uh the son of the great Joe Frasier. former World Heavyweight Champion and. Marvis Fraser was his son and his son. was fighting Mike Tyson in his prime and.

it was on ABC Wide World of Sports I. think what year was this this had to be. like 86 or something like that 87 what. year was that young. Jamie so it had to be somewhere in the. 80s Tyson Tyson Frasier July 26th 1986. 1986 want to say it it's horrific let's. play it because it's one of the most I. feel like I've seen highlights but he. probably has a bunch of fights out there.

yeah but this is the one that you should. see because this was a huge fight. because he was the number two ranked. heavyweight Contender and he was the man. he was on the cover of a Sports. Illustrated I actually have it framed in. my office Sports Illustrated sent it to. me it was Mike Tyson it said it said kid. dynamite and at the time he was 19 years. old oh my god look how young Jim Lampley. looks oh my god oh my god so let's scoot. ahead to the actual fight itself the. fight self was this is like highlights. of other fights that Mike's had so.

they're basically like setting up the. whole Mike Tyson story that he's the. most terrifying Contender that we've. seen since you know Joe Frasier and Joe. Frasier like kind of dismissed him in. some sort of way there's some sort of a. verbal back and forth with him and Joe. Frasier and so this is Joe's son Marvis. oh [ __ ] who is fighting Mike Tyson in. his [ __ ] Mike Tyson in his CRI hot. yeah was 20 years old so this is before. he fought for the title you got to watch.

how terrifying this is holy. [ __ ] he's a machine just right away. bobbing and weaving jaad Big Shot Big. Shot Mar or we're going to be out here. very very. quickly no dude no. dude is one of the most terrifying. Knockouts ever ever and that was when.

Mike Tyson became. undeniable everybody's like oh my God. that's the man and that's the man that. Man's father watched that he there look. at that boom he did it so swiftly he's. out and I mean his punches are so. accurate so fast and so powerful I mean. look at that he's catching him on the. way down he's out cold and he hit him. twice on the way down while he was out. cold yeah that's how fast he's hitting. him that's ins was nobody like him there. was nobody like him no I put that.

version of Mike Tyson I would like to. see that version against any heavyweight. that ever lived there was like a period. of time where you're like Jesus who's. going to beat that guy no I would have L. to seen it I got punch in the face at. skankfest and that was enough for me I. hated that that was I did a fight and. they they this girl came in no that was. horrible I was on the sideline like okay. I hope Mommy's going to make it she she. comes in Lou Louis is like you want you. want to fight and I'm like not really. I'm Me overall is like off a tab of.

acid for 2 days streight like no sleep. and I had a concussion three weeks ago. and then he's like you concussion uh I. got a doing Muay Thai Oh no just the. first time holding pads with this huge. guy and I didn't know I got a concussion. and then a few days later we were. sparring and someone hit me in the back. of the head by accident and then when I. was driving home I lost my vision and. then when I went went to the hospital I. said I had postconcussive syndrome W. yeah so then I had a concussion you were.

holding pads for a big guy yeah and it's. just the jolt of it gave you concussion. wo mhm the pad's hitting the pad to my. head and I could feel it cuz I'd get. migraines why are you holding the pads. for a big man uh I don't know that is a. good question I should. have yeah I wouldn't let you hold the. pads for me I would be like don't do. that you could hold the pads for me. though but you could if you were just if. the guy was just touching them yeah no. he was hitting them hard yeah that's not.

you can't really do that yeah someone. needs to tell him hey bro you need like. a strong person like very strong person. like some of those tie guys are amazing. cuz they're not big guys they're like. these small dudes but they're so [ __ ]. strong at. that just that Mo motion they have so. much power they stop these [ __ ]. horrendous kicks yeah with their. forearms I have a friend who just went. to Thailand for Mu TI to train and he. said just being in Muay Thai being in. Thailand as Muay Thai got so much better.

in such a short amount of time I would. imagine yeah we were just talking about. that uh in the UFC this past weekend. because there's a story of this guy. Khalil rry who was a very good fighter. but he lost one fight uh to this guy. Johnny Walker and then decided to go to. Thailand and really immerse himself in. mu Thai and he came back and he was a. totally different fighter we were like. whoa so much so that I had him on the. podcast I'm like what happened tell me. what happen like what' you do he just. like realized he had to be [ __ ] 100%.

Allin and serious and he went to. Thailand learned Muay Thai realized he. had some holes in his striking game and. and patched him all up I feel like I. would go to Thailand to do Muay Thai and. then I'd spend one day at the beach and. be like I'm I'll be there tomorrow keep. winking at them yeah you'd have to do. some sort of like a camp no I really. like tell you I'll probably go back and. do it again yeah you got to be careful. about concussions though those they're. not fun I'm just going to do it for fun. and not so I was like trying to do a. fight at one point and like try to.

compete and now I'm like I just want to. do it and kind of work out that's what's. good about Jiu-Jitsu is that there's. much less of that I mean occasionally. bang heads and get a knee in the face. accidentally but selfishly I was like. please don't get a concussion [ __ ] the. podcast will be [ __ ] if you can't think. may be better maybe she be more Reckless. she comes in speaking in a different. accent like. someone like someone after a stroke Lind. in Dubai she comes and she count in. Chinese like all of a sudden out of. nowhere that is crazy when that happens.

to people yeah they get struck by. lightning like that John Vol the. movie you remember that movie oh [ __ ] it. was you got struck by lightning no Baby. Geniuses phenomenon something like that. right with outer what was it could he. read minds or something yeah no he had. like superpowers pH Happ yeah he became. like an angel or some [ __ ] there two. movies. there's thinking. I combine these two silly. movies that's what people should do.

movie hybrids yeah that's like Alien. versus. Predator yeah so this the one where he. got electrocuted what kind of powers did. he oh became super smart right I think. he was like a regular dude then he got. electrocuted and then he was in a bub. remember the bubble Bo came out the same. year that's probably why phenomenon. Anda they both came' 96 so what was the. story of phenomenal he became super. smart right is that the premise had. powers of some kind I think they were. powers and super smart he a flash of.

light uh but he got hit by a light a. flash of light doesn't say it he becomes. a genius he exhibit extraordinary mental. abilities he becomes a genius even this. is what everybody wants nobody wants to. like work really hard to be a genius. everybody wants to just get hit by. lightning this is my mom's favorite. movie when I was a kid people who lived. in the '90s this is the movie seen or. heard of this movie this is my mom's. favorite movie when I was a kid my mom's. just Titanic you got beautiful handsome. man who's kind of you know at his Peak. not nothing's really good happening to.

him you know it's kind of boring all a. sudden he gets hit by lightning he's a. genius not the lightning coming slowly. at. him that was the slow as Lightning noise. did you you hear it your man's INRI I'm. not drunk can't sleep can you What's. happen George not the dog it's the best. keep it going we should have a we should. get barbecued and watch this and do like. a fight companion we break down this.

movie. phenomenon so I think they're saying. like the aliens gave him a blast is that. what it looked like yeah cuz I like that. the same yeah Fire in the Sky came. around around this time. too Fire in the Sky is about this guy. this is uh Travis Walton do you know the. story of fire in Sky no wait no but I. didn't expect the bubble when I turn. either gave it to me he gave it to me it. was a gift it was a gift thank you TR.

say right here uh firing this guy was. amazing about what's happening well it's. this man's story the real Travis Walton. came in the podcast and told us a story. when he was uh in his early 20s he was a. logger and uh they were going down this. road and they saw this thing they don't. know what it is this bright light that. came and landed like near where the road. was and so they got out of the car they. stopped the car and Travis I guess he. was kind of a wild man he ran towards.

the thing what and he got towards the. thing and they all said there was some. burst of light he fell to the ground and. then they panicked so hold on they. panicked they took off they drive off. and then they start screaming in the car. we can't [ __ ] leave and we can't go. we got to go back we got to go back and. get him let's go back and get them they. turn around they go back he's gone he's. missing for five days five days later he. makes a phone call to like the police he. says I don't know what happened I I you.

know he tries to explain he gets. abducted by a [ __ ] UFO and they fix. him whatever happened to him when he got. hit by this blast of energy he says that. they realized he was going to die so. they took him aboard and they repaired. him I like that and then they brought. him back it is a [ __ ] wild story if. it's true and this uh movie was kind of. fun whoa I want to see this movie but. the movie's got a lot of [ __ ] in it it's. not real he kind of explaining but for.

the most part they kind of got the story. right which was there was a and by the. way there was multiple sightings of UFOs. in this area and this area was it where. was it. exactly the whole story is so fun I want. to believe it so bad I mean and the guy. had the same story forever he hasn't. changed it and that that's always. interesting to me that this person would. like tell this story their whole life I. mean here he was now he's in. his okay White.

Mountain that makes sense cuz that's all. those like portals the energy portals. and [ __ ] there right sedon knows about. those right do people know about those. they're in Sedona ran into some [ __ ]. weird [ __ ] in Arizona the oh we ran into. this place we drove by it you girls are. doing acid four out of five days you. could run into weird [ __ ] at Wendy's no. did accid ran Port we did think we ran. into Bono at In-N-Out once don't it up.

remember what I did yeah you asked for a. picture it was okay first of all I. thought it was Bono for sure and she was. trying to [ __ ] this fake Bono it was the. Bono impersonator at in and out really. got me I go Kim sit down Bono's coming. she's yelling at me to behave like eight. out of 10 it was close we have we have. we had a picture I hope not have you. ever seen Chinese musk no but I want to. amazing it's amazing it's like this. isong musk it's like if they if they.

really cloned him and they added a some. sort of dominant Chinese DNA is it a. real person look at. this Jamie how did you do that the fake. Bono at in and out that guy you thought. that guy was Bono F idiot I was very. high oh my god look s trying to look. like him though a little bit he's trying. is he really s love in her eyes too is. he a musician as well yeah that' be what. we're saying look at the people behind. us laughing at us let's kill it kill it. this is.

embarrassing I'm embarrassed for them. you think that's. bad fake Bono that's the tip of the Arts. progr fake Bono sometimes you get got by. a fake b sometimes you start telling. fake Bono about your. projects do not bring up the audio leave. I'll cut it your projects well what I'm. working on now listen we just did this. thing called Stone science where we got. high and we do science experiment we're. high right now that is a uniquely La. experience when you talk to someone and.

then they immediately tell you their. projects they're. working yeah we wanted Bono to do a. science experiment with us we weren't. bragging we wanted to bring a on we had. a genius idea while we were having a a. wild style fry what do they call them. animal style animal style wild. style yeah when you meet somebody though. how many times do you meet somebody and. they tell you all the stuff they're. doing so much that I don't I don't even.

kill it's just like it just it's like. wasted time before we get to talk it'll. make you not friendly hi I have an agent. it's like what we just met people. literally say the words what are you. working on to me every week and I'm like. what do you mean cuz they're all. obsessed but imagine like I don't want. to go through the things I'm working. I'll checklist of the things I'm working. on with you yeah it's a weird thing to. say it is and I'm embarrassed I I. brought it up to fake Bono actually yeah. well you didn't know what to do you. panicked I panicked and let me tell you.

did you know he was fake Bono at that. point no we high off our mind I thought. that was real Bono wait a minute after. talking to him well is that real Bono it. kind of looks like Bono that look like. fake Bono yeah can we bring up a side. fake B looks better that's what my mom. said imagine my mom looks at fake Bono. and goes fake Bono's nose is nicer than. real Bono's. nose this looks like the guy in and out. to me way older real Bono way older than. that guy yeah real Bono look rough I. just bring this up this is their uh. Touring that new sphere in Vegas oh my.

God I guess it's almost done I love. watching their shows from the '90s do. you know what this fear in Vegas you. guys know what this is no they're going. to be able to do the whole thing in LEDs. so the the entire sphere the inside of. it there's all these visuals and maps. and everything it's [ __ ]. amazing that's what they're going to be. able to do in there wow. yeah it's great this is like one of the. biggest entertainment produ uh projects.

that any company's ever taken on like. this is nuts this thing is really nuts. so when is it opening later this year. like in the fall I think they've already. announced these some of the dates for. their show that's why they're starting. to sort of I want to go see YouTu in. Vegas it cost to run a [ __ ] show the. lights for the whole building like that. the walls like that has to be insan. insane overhead insane just to turn. everything on yeah I if I leave the.

lights on for 2 days it's insane so I. can't even imagine at the sphere they. said they're going to have up to four. shows a day too and how good is the. software what if oh my God what if it's. like [ __ ] Windows 98 what if it. crashing and [ __ ] what if it. overheats look at it the outside's also. LEDs isn't that amazing no that's so. cool wait so the outside is LEDs that is. amazing four shows at night look at. it's it's going to look like the [ __ ].

Earth wow I think this is defin. rendering but they should be able to. make it look like oh my God if they can. make it look like the Earth I'm going to. move to Vegas I want to stare at it yeah. same same I want to have the. experience yeah that's wild did you. watch that Elvis movie I did that was. sad it made me sad made me feel bad for. Elvis yeah well it was sad like Sho up. with drugs so he could keep going the. real Elvis was sad in a lot of ways but.

it's also he was uh traveling down a. road where there was no map that's true. there was no people that were that. famous back then it was him and then. there was the Beatles and you know there. was a few before the Buddy holles and. there's there's there's some people that. got pretty famous you know but they. didn't get that famous that was crazy. famous weirdly famous weirdly famous. yeah he got to that when he did that. comeback special and he's on stage and. this the the intimate a audience with.

people people got to see the real Elvis. and then America like fell in love with. him again mhm like that guy that that. guy was living a weird very strange in. in a very strange frequency that very. few human beings ever get to exist in. and no one had done it before yeah and. when he first came out people were like. this man's gy rating this is xXx stuffff. and it's it's so funny well you got to. realize that television didn't even get. invented until like what was it.

1930 what was it was the first. television SS Right But like everyone. didn't have them at home at first yeah. what was the first one that they. invented first commercial a lot of. people didn't have them for a long ass. time 41 1941 was the first commercial. television oh that's not correct the. first commercial television like first. that's the first television commercial. that oh television commercial oh they. figured out how to make money. at the beginning they were just like. broadcasting [ __ ] we're going to do a. play with.

puppets do anything back then no one. knew what was good or bad it was all new. watch some of the dumbest things just. because they were just like I can't. believe there's moving things in front. of me yeah that's crazy people watch. some really dumb stuff and then they. figured out that it looked kind of dumb. and then they started getting better at. that but all that stuff is so recent so. if they did that in the 1930s and 40s. like the the first TVs from 41 by the. time that was it it was in the 30s it. sounded like I'm looking at there it's.

telling me that in the Wikipedia they. had stuff going back into the 1800s I'm. like well what right when [ __ ] are you. talking no I mean I mean television. boxes that Cath R tubes and [ __ ] the. thing that happened with Elvis is this. is the first guy ever that is Elvis yeah. I didn't even notice it until right now. Ro fight get it before they sell out um. but that thing about is that there was. no media before him right so when you're. dealing with 10 years before that 20.

years before that you don't have it it's. there's no TV there's no Ed suvin Show. there's no nothing so now all a sudden. there is and now all of a sudden this. guy is on TV singing these songs and. he's got this [ __ ] perfect hair and. he's wiggling his hips and everybody. goes [ __ ] crazy cuz this is so new. this is so new yeah they're like this is. sexual it's so new to everybody except. black people cuz he's like hanging out. with them where he learned everything. that was part of the problem too he like. that's my cousin's. dance hey my cousin taught him that yeah.

he didn't know what to do then then the. pills probably helped him alleviate his. anxiety and they probably kept feeding. him the pills cuz he'll he'll keep. performing if you keep feeding him the. pills and you know he's. caught and then when when people what. how would they even clean someone up. back then how do you clean up Elvis you. going to tell them you got to clean up. what you going do well remember they. couldn't because he had that residency. and his manager didn't want him to to. stop performing either so that guy was.

working against him too which I did not. like well that's well that guy was a. gambling chunky right the yeah yeah that. was GH I don't know how much of the. story is embellished in the movie but. it's the story they tell in the movie is. like wow wow and I can't even look at. Tom Hanks the same way ever since he. played he's amazing yeah he played. amazing amazing at being that creepy old. dude he killed Tom Hanks is one of those. actors that can be anybody yeah yeah. there a few of those guys out there and. gals when you watch that movie though. you you got to think like Michael.

Jackson is kind of a similar story but. even even weirder cuz Michael Jackson. cracks when he's like six or seven like. how old was he when when uh when they. were singing ABC how old was. that he was under 10 right definitely. see pull that up pull uh the Jackson 5. ABC 1970 let me see 1970 Okay so Elvis. had already existed right and you. already have big bands there's play Zed. Zeppelin there's a lot of lot of like.

very very very very famous people but. then there's Michael Jackson This may be. so ignorant but it's so wild to me that. Elvis and Le Zeppelin are in the same. ladies and gentlemen would you greet the. Jack conversation ABC yes oh ladies and. gentlemen would you greet the Jackson. fire so little he's a baby you say he's. 11 or 12 yeah yeah some there. [Music]. I mean come on so.

[Music]. cute look at him their dad's in the. background like holding a belt he. finished the song you got to realize. those are all keep it going bro you got. to realize are we getting in trouble. it is it going to be copyrighted one of. those things I like that was.

okay when that young man was singing in. front of his older brothers you know how. crazy that is you got all these older. competitive brothers that have been in. Show Business their whole life and all a. sudden this young [ __ ] is kissed. by God and has this thing where he can. just [ __ ] dance and sing and it's so. compelling could you imagine being in a. family band. and being the star and being the star it. probably it it it probably made him feel. a little weird it had to be weird I mean.

it had to be weird if you have if you're. like a regular person and you got a. person like your brother or your sister. and they can do the same thing that. everybody is and the whole family's. doing but they just do it better than. everybody yeah like how where's that. coming from it's. [Music]. crazy he's so little come on it's. adorable it is really cute. [Music].

look he's got gold rings on look at him. dancing it was amazing he was an amazing. talent and then he became like Elvis. like to to. unmanageable unmanageable. Fame yeah yeah I like the videos of. whenever people jump on stage with him. and then he just like lets it happen. Michael Jackson yeah the Chinese dude. that jumps on stage and he holds them. and lifts them up into the air together.

it's like might have been a setup I. don't think they're the security is. going to allow some guy to just gra. Michael jackon people slip through I. don't know this is crazy is this real so. I don't know if how he would get up. there the low the crane for a minute and. the fan jumps on yeah this guy it maybe. it's in China or. something and it goes up and. look at that man he's having the time of. his life God where is this where is this. taking place see if it here Michael's.

holding on to tight oh it's in Korea so. he's Korean Korean yes look at that so. this is just a. fan I think I mean it looks like it. looks like they're in a relationship who. knows what happened he's probably in a. basement right now working for Samsung. chain to the wall no. no what did you do look how happy he is. he's super happy this is the best moment. of his life the security who's about to. get. fired they knew they [ __ ] up so look.

they just grabbed the guy and Maul them. now well wait wait why why why why I. know they obviously obviously cuz they. know they're in trouble and they have to. double down guys that's real that seems. real as [ __ ] he handled it probably sung. the whole time. mhm I wish you weren't on here with me. miss a note yeah but that guy he got. into that weird Stratosphere he got he. got like I don't want to repeat Tony hin. Cliff's joke Tony hin Cliff's joke but. he got so good that people didn't care.

about the allegations against him that's. how good like people still listen to his. music like there's a lot of people that. have like R Kelly's off the playlist. they let him go dude Woody Allen yeah. people are just like it's cool and I'm. like they did his movies the movies the. movies won isn't that crazy the art was. so good mhm when the movies are good the. movies are good sweet I don't know what. to tell you yeah it's a very. specific Annie Hall oh my God he had.

some amazing movies yeah here's some. great. movies just a it's wild boy not a wild. boy oh yeah I don't know what to. say um you know about that do you have a. lighter I do can I see it [ __ ] dude [ __ ]. gets crazy [ __ ] does get crazy what a. terrible segue that is though that's. like if you're on stage and you tried. out a new joke anyway [ __ ] gets crazy I.

bring it back to this I had that oh. chimp it's cuz no matter what you say. about Michael Jackson it always ends. with well music was good it was it's sad. yeah it's it's a [ __ ] terrible sad. story of life but the impact that he had. on so many [ __ ] people but this the. camera work this is what I don't. understand how did they do this wait I. want to see how am I seeing this it's so. clear that's what's crazy crazy I don't. know where they. were I don't know how they captured it. but they captured everything it's.

incredible this looks it's so good this. documentary is so good it's a series I. don't know how many episodes I'm four in. I think I'm watching this ton yeah it's. so good it's it's so compelling so do. they seem like little humans not on your. birthday shank I know well there's. there's certainly you know we share a. common ancestor and you could see that. in a lot of their behavior but they're. fascinating just as forget about whether.

or not they're like us just they are. absolutely fascinating they're social. hierarchies they wage war on each other. they control resources they control. where you know like certain bands of. them are not allowed to grow into this. area because that is their fruit and are. all those parts of them also like us or. does it yes a lot like us a Lot Like Us. my psychiatrist references monkeys all. the time in primates these guys were out. there just hanging out with them until. the The Chimps got comfortable with them.

is that what they did yeah they're. walking through there with all sorts of. cameras and drones that is so cra they. might have stopped that meal cuz they. they ate a lot of monkeys that's one. thing about this documentary what yeah. they eat monkeys they love to eat. monkeys they catch them all the time. this is like the chows in like three. episodes they had killed at least two or. three monkeys no way oh yeah they kill. monkeys every time they kill monkeys. that would be traa. this is just wild that these people are. out there with these chimps they had a. video a camera getting dragged by a.

gorilla into the woods it wasn't even a. cameraman I don't think right it wasn't. was it I don't know what was something. like that. though yeah like a film. crew yeah I want to watch this for sure. this is wild it's incredible smoke a. blunt and watch some CH the footage the. footage they got is the most insane. footage I've ever seen anybody capture. Wildlife the fact that these these. chimpanzees got so comfortable with them. and watched as they they waged war on.

each other these guys like moved around. with the and they they let them move. around with them they didn't see him as. a threat they didn't see him as their. friend and they did all their normal. chimpanzee [ __ ] this is like that movie. they did with those animals what was it. with the they put all the different. species of animals together and Tipp. Tippy hen was in. it oh movie you talking about Tippy. hendin was in it and they put a bunch of. a bunch of the staff died and it's the.

reason oh the lion movie that's right we. were going to we were going to have a a. fight companion to roar roar the first. time I saw that I was on mushroom oh my. God it's supposed to be the dumbest. movie ever it is it's crazy and they. used real cats and she had them in her. house Tippy hedrin you can find videos. in like the 60s of her with the cat this. is crazy the people are out of their. [ __ ] minds oh hell no their [ __ ]. minds yeah we're just sleeping nice and.

comfortable our cats who never get to. kill anything but desperately want to. don't kill us how did the cats no this. is this was the craziest movie to watch. this is so dumb that they did this movie. with real cats and they got out there. and brawled with real cats no animals. were harmed the making of This film 70. members of the casting crew were I think. hundreds of animals died by the way 70. 70 70 people got bit by big cats oh my. God how many people died I think a. couple died had to have there's like a. couple and a lot of animals yeah if if.

no one died the story sucks no people. died people died and she says that she. thinks she lost her hearing because of. it Bad Karma Bad Karma because people. died yeah my friend yeah she had hearing. loss because of. karma Tippy set maybe just I got to tell. that's a that's the thing a woman named. Tippy would say yeah all right I want to. there's these photos of the Tippy's. house and inside she has like the Lions. just at home like in her mid-century. modern living room it's crazy dude what.

are you doing what the [ __ ] are you how. do you even live comfortably you I don't. think you really do I think you like the. fear there's something about those kind. of people that they like knowing that. the animals listen to them even though. they don't have to I guess but it's just. like it's a gamble that you can only. lose once like you can have a dog and. the dog can growl at you maybe even buy. fight you but it's not probably going to. kill you right most likely your dog's. not going to kill you unless you're a.

real piece of [ __ ] you know beat your. dog constantly or something and you like. some crazy you know Beast of a dog right. but most of the time they're just going. to bite you right I don't think anybody. died no there is a lot of. crazy somebody got scalped yeah wait I'm. sorry scalp seems worse than. death right well maybe they maybe they. sewed it back on they could probably s. back I assumed when I heard scalp it was. dead cuz oh yeah seems like you're gone.

220 sutures wow that's just probably. like a scratch from a claw probably like. get the [ __ ] out of my face [ __ ] with. that camera he went back to work oh my. God he went back to work if I got. scalped I would not be going back to. work do you think they're addicted to. being around those things they're just. addicted to the fear and the The energy. they like the yeah they like that. feeling the adrenaline the adrenaline do. you think you could understand that like. do you think you would feel the same way. if you were in TR some cat like that's. what I when I was. watching Tiger King Tiger King when I. was watching Tiger King I was like maybe.

that's W maybe it's fun maybe it's fun. to have a bunch of big giant ass cats. listen to you I don't feel that I feel. that when I see prison shows though I'm. like running in a prison gang would. seems fun look at this most members of. the crew most members of the crew were. injured most including debont who is. scalped by uh cherries I guess that's. the cat's name while he was. not scalped by. cherries but fil under a tarpine a tarp.

I guess uh he received 220 sutures but. resumed his duties after recovering toar. one of the lead Lions bit assistant. director Darren copper in the throat and. jaw and tried to pull off one of his. ears after uh copper unintentionally. queued an attack feels like we're. reading one of Mike Tyson's fights oh my. God copper also received injuries to his. scalp chest and thigh and he was. admitted to Palmdale General Hospital. while he had undergo 4 and 1 half hours.

of surgery although the attack was. reported as nearly fatal a nurse told. Santa Cruz Sentinel reporter that. Copper's injury were acute sudden and. traumatic but that he was conscious and. in fair condition after the surgery holy. [ __ ] 20 people quit after that day yeah. after witnessing the attacks 20 crew. members left the I want to know who. didn't Le who's like this [ __ ] job. rules are you kidding me man so I got. bit said the watch [ __ ] getting. scaled they let you drink bro they get.

benefits D I get time and a half now. that everyone's. dead it was a young Tiger King wow dude. when I was watching Tiger King I. remember thinking these people are crazy. and I'm watching it and I'm wearing at. the time like a cheetah robe cheetah. pants I love I love a wild cat. print I think that's slightly different. than the experience of being around but. I see where you're going with that. there's like a distant call from it from. the past I feel like I have a little bit. of the mental illness if you know what I.

mean like I like the prince it wasn't. about the. Tigers for me it was about the clothes. if you were a woman and you lived like a. thousand years ago and you wearing some. tiger skins you are a bad [ __ ] yeah. somebody gave you some tiger someone. tiger for [ __ ] up a tiger for you that's. true make you a Coke that's how. you I got that good [ __ ] you saw you. got tiger skin [ __ ] [ __ ] with a. tiger Ro you walk by some girls just. wearing goat you're like o yikes you're. poor one session involved a leopard.

licking Hedren's face which had been. coated in honey hedrin considered to be. one of the most dangerous scenes she. agreed to film as though handlers were. 8T 2.4 M away they would not have been. able to stop the cat from biting her oh. my God in the scenes were some of this. where some of the big cats are shot and. killed by hunters the effect was. achieved by filming the animals when. they were tranquilized for their annual. blood draw oh so they [ __ ] with these. cats and occasionally they shoot them.

and tranquilize them to draw blood from. them dude so they're always on high. alert cuz every year they get tranked. every year they get tranked not the. paranoid Lions on set don't drink me y. when I was in uh Thailand let me tell. you something about Thailand they they. had these tiger sanctuaries and there's. there's different kinds of tigers okay. there's the baby tigers that they. actually let you be around the little. baby ones and then there's a slightly. older tigers where they let you be. around and there's a bunch of people.

around them and everyone's just kind of. like keeping a track of this little. [ __ ] don't get fro don't get. crazy and then there's tigers that are. drugged when they get after a certain. age the big ones they're just drugged no. if hands or what's about they're sitting. there like this you're like oh no and. then people go in and take pictures with. the drugged cats that's sad it's like I. get want a selfie but this ain't the way. to De with no that's really bad yeah it. was a bummer that is a bummer that was a.

bummer only thing more depressing is the. fact that Kim's keeping those plants. inside her apartment instead of outside. where they. belong not my prisoner monsteras let. them free I'm going to get canceled for. a monstera free the. plant if the whole world becomes a city. what do we do with. Tigers uh oh [ __ ] yeah if the whole. world becomes a city that they only. exist in zoos that a sad thought can you. imagine how crazy that would be I think. we if if overpopulation really does hit.

some insane Tipping Point with. technology where we can just expand we. can make food out of thin air MH and. everybody's happy 3D print HG everybody. [ __ ] and keeps [ __ ] out kids and. we just spread them all over the country. all over the world every patch of land. every patch of land everywhere they're. just sneezing out more kids in Missouri. more kids in orl. we we realize that once we're connected. to the global hive mind that the more. people they are the smarter we get so if.

we could just get more people the more. people we get we could achieve God. status but we have to have like an extra. hundred billion people but this is my. question isn't the sperm getting less. potent is that what you say are you a. conosur are you a somal SPM somal I'll. let you know it's like a lot less Tangy. a lot less dense sperm sperm changed you. know tastes a lot less potent these days. I used to date a lot of guys who were. into Kim chei let me tell you those days.

are fermentation I don't know why the. sperm tastes like skim milk. now skim milk it's giving skim milk yeah. it's not a good time for morale it's a. bad time for sperm a lot of guys need to. join a CrossFit gym we need a pineapple. juice we need to get going. yeah yeah the supposedly sperm's. dropping yeah so I mean that's um. supposedly at least by Dr Shana Swan she. wrote a book about it called uh.

countdown and um it's about um Plastics. microplastics yes BPA is taking away the. sperm okay not just that it's like. [ __ ] with people's reproductive. systems right great cool cool cool and. there's some real evidence that point to. that's what happens with mammals you. know what's interesting that the tank. gets smaller that's how they find out. that that there's some sort of. feminizing going on is is that uh in. mammals that's one of the best ways to. tell like when you're looking at a Geral.

it's what is that is that a vagina is. that a vagina or a penis it's so small. well the size of the taint because the. male taint is 50 to 100% larger than the. female's taint the the Gap is wider you. guys have a lot of land over there a lot. of useless land like America free. spaceace a guy's [ __ ] his [ __ ]. like America wow like lot of stuff that. you can do a lot of things with you're. like what's this overpopulation. like yeah but it's a location problem. move everybody here this is a lot of. space it's not a space issue you [ __ ].

need to make new. cities yeah but anyway it shrinks the. the um introduction of this thing these. things called thades they somehow or. another [ __ ] with the reproductive. systems of mammals and one of the things. that happens is that their taints become. smaller the BPA is taking the taint the. penises become smaller testicles sperms. count drops let me tell you I've had. some guys with some BPA issues yeah but. it's also with women there's more. miscarriages W yeah this with women it's. uh it seems like it's harder like.

statistically since introduction of. these things it just got real you go. back yeah because if you go back to um. when they first started having these uh. petrochemical products and people. started like having plastic in their. world most of the time there's a. correlating not necessarily causing but. there's a correlating drop in sperm. count that goes like this mhm you know. it's the it's also like culture it's. also Hard Times make hard men these are.

[ __ ] soft times they make soft men. soft men make hard times and that we're. like in that spot we're in that spot W. I'm sick of these soft men making these. Hard Times yeah please can we switch it. and reverse it hard men soft times the. problem is hard men in other parts of. the world that's part of the problem and. they they see like some of the nonsense. that goes on this country and they're. like these people are right for. Pi let's let's invent Tik Tok Captivate. the the younger.

audience but like Tik Tok in China like. the youth is getting smarter their China. their Tik Tok algorithms are better and. ours are just Dancing Yeah they. celebrating like science achievements. and martial arts they have a different. algorithm here's my daily routine I. think kids are not allowed to use it at. night too I think it shuts off from like. 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. for kids they. tried to add a stem channel to Tik Tok. now to like make it seem like anyone's. going over there it's like listen you. know what you did you're going to have.

to take yeah you're going to have to. take away the funny video first because. I'm not choosing between the two I am. fascinated by people's quest for. attention that they'll find all sorts of. different ways to like read naughty. books with their glasses on and like. with their boobs hanging out it's like. it's so like everybody's got their hook. you know yeah like I'm the hot fisher. woman and I'm the this and that and I'm. the guy who lives on the farm and I'll. tell you what it's like got this like. hook the ASMR thing people was spring. into the love that you know what I love. I love watching people uh uh fix things.

like take a old lighter and like. refurbish it and bring it back to life. and like clean it all off and [ __ ] I. don't know why it's so satisfy. satisfying old watches I take old watch. out clean it's so funny I have the woman. version of that where I like I have. clean Tik Tok where I watch women. clean clean complete opposite you like. watching them clean stuff. it's viral a lot of people watch but. it's like. satisfy you lik building something I. liked watching cleaning watching uh.

popping videos everybody does not me not. you NP Dr pimple Popp oh the best she's. the goat she's the goat she's the one. who like recognized there's a market for. this yes and when I watch it it makes me. like salivate I'm like yes get rid of it. all Tom S has a real problem with some. of them and you know because of [ __ ]. doing your mom's house live which if you. guys have never done you'll be so. horrified at the videos that they dig up. so every time I find a nasty zit just.

some horrible one that she's got where. it's just Brown custard coming out in. quartz coming out of some some guy's. back I love watching it it's satisfying. to know the germs are leaving the bod. it's weird though it's like how'd you. let it stay in there that long. that's horn growing out of your shoulder. I start imagining it popping by accident. in the wrong place and then my. imagination gets [ __ ] it's like now. how many pimple popped things are there. in the world it's weird when they pull. ones down it leaves a crater like you.

had like a knot in there see like those. giant blackheads they pull out she pulls. them out I want to see it but I don't. want to see it cuz now I'm left with the. question after the next Tik Tok rolls. around it's like what about um what. happened to the the hole did you guys. fill up the hole what did you do I hate. it put bandaid over it does he just have. a hole in his back now well if it's a. woman you just put a little makeup to. fill the crater and sometimes you could. see a. spackle yeah little spackle when the. makeup wears off and nothing worse than. a spackled zit if they come up with if.

they come up with like real Gene editing. that allows people to be whatever the. [ __ ] they want to be I want a blue-eyed. baby like that no like you. now like what if they get to the point. where we we can change jeans on the Fly. I don't even know if this is physically. possible I know they can edit embryos. and they can do like these Chinese. doctors supposedly got in trouble. because they did something to prevent. HIV and it turned out to make the kids.

smarter and it was actually like they. what they were doing was like this kind. of experimental thing to no yeah and. like I don't know we we've talked about. this and I still can't remember how they. got to the how do you know babies are. smar thinking like how you have to wait. a solid 15 years on that one how many. years at least 15 Michael Jackson he was. 12 i' be like there's something going on. there to be getting into an attestable. age I don't know what about meio Kaku. with his [ __ ] particle collider in. his.

garage he was in high school how would. you know that that they weren't going to. be smart anyway that the crisper did it. that's kind of like what I was thinking. in my hometown there was a a kid that. got cancer and they did something where. they put like dead HIV cells in her body. and then she got better whoa and then I. never heard I read like one thing about. it and I never heard anything again I. know they're doing something like that. with cancer they're doing something like. that with uh I think it's the herpes. virus there's something with melanoma. and the herpes virus where they're.

using see I'm going to butcher this we. have to read this I don't want to go any. further everyone's going to go try and. get herpes now this is one of those. things friend told me they did the. therapy on him and he didn't go into. details about it but he said it saved. his life so I said really and so I. promised him that I would look into it. and so that's what I'm doing right now. through Jamie that's a also a funny way. to get your friend not to make fun of. your her. bro I got it because I have. cancer trying to cure my cancer I wasn't.

being a hoe he's like actually you're. being rude yeah to cancer isn't it crazy. how many [ __ ] diseases have killed. people that came from having sex if you. really stop and think about syphilis. killed everybody everybody died of. syphilis yeah all the best things kill. you they're getting holes in their face. yeah I want to be killed by Sugar I want. to eat sugar didn't alone he died a too. syphilis killing there's Billboards. there's Billboards I see for like super. STDs now and they get more powerful.

super there was a billboard recently it. was the it was an iceberg and then that. had the tip underneath and it said super. garia Jesus Christ yeah it's out there. medication resistant Conor yeah it's. getting. stronger who's to. blame I'm. not you can't get me um on. onol oncotic oncotic entic virus. treatment has become a new trend in the.

cancer field in which uh analytic herpes. simplex virus type 1 is a therapy okay. so yeah there they are actually using it. as a therapy I have to find where it. said that on this melanoma yeah that's. what this gentleman was telling wow uh. my dad swears that uh shark finen oil. cured my asthma H maybe dad just hate. shark. come up with excuse no my dad's a. fisherman and I had really bad asthma as. a kid and this old Spanish woman told. him to try shark fin oil and he did and.

I never was hospitalized again I never. had to use an inhaler wow yeah that's. pretty cool. yeah what do you think is in shark fin. that does that I know but I've looked up. shark fin it's not coincidental no. there's something in shark fin oil. that's good for your pops up on Google. as like a holistic way to fix it but I. don't know what the. and my dad said when I was a kid like I. was in the hospital for like University. of Rochester go below that University of. Rochester evidence points to fish oil to.

fight asthma yeah interesting omega-3. fatty acids that makes sense you said a. little old woman in Porto Rico told him. that wow and she was asking about me and. I was in the hospital for it so it's. probably should you eat fish oil in. asthma Times of India omega-3 fatty acid. or fish oil helps in reduction of EX. excess imuno lobed antibodies that cause. inflammation of the airwaves leading to. an asthma attack that's why I want a. shark tattoo so it's Omega-3s so that's.

fish oil you could probably get that. from all kinds of oil that's great he. didn't have to kill a shark no but but. they probably realized that sharks were. [ __ ] they'll [ __ ] bite you when. you're surfing you know so why not for. the oil people love sharks now it's like. one of them weird things where for Jaws. had everybody hating sharks like [ __ ]. kill them kill them all but now. everyone's like don't kill the Sharks. what about the fence it's their ocean. it's their home not yours yeah that's. the Nutty that's nutty talk we own this. [ __ ] this is ours okay if you want to.

go back to living in the cave and. fighting off Bears I'm like guess who. can live in both right ahead it's my. ocean and my land yeah shut your mouth. you go in there with submarines and nuke. everything did the shark build a tank on. Wheels and come into [ __ ] La yeah. they they didn't figure it out quick. enough they should have been on the ball. we win yeah sorry I see what you guys do. to Dolphins you [ __ ] yeah sharks are. monsters they do that to everybody. everybody they can buy seals whales it.

would be cool if sharks could fly no it. would not it would be [ __ ] terrify. bad idea bad idea shark NATO right that. that's what happens in that movie sharks. landed and bit people it was one of them. Preposterous movies. satellites put telescopes in orbit tell. if you grew up with Liars it's not that. crazy if you grow up with people that. lie to you all the time it's not that. crazy to believe that other people lie. to you as well no one would want the. world to be flat more than me I think it.

would be hilarious I feel like I think. it'd be hilarious if this whole thing. was God playing a joke on us yeah oh you. figured out space did you oh did you. figure space congratulations we you sent. a telescope up into my fake sky that I. created to I changed a scope in the sky. you dummy I showed you what you I wanted. you to see mhm that's why you're seeing. you. that's that's technological Jesus. technological what is for me it's Tech. Jesus I'm I'm hoping for Tech Jesus to.

rescue us his comes in with house house. music not Jesus coming in with house. music to pick us up such a [ __ ] silly. time for human beings such a silly time. for no reason I feel like there's always. spurts of a lot of UFO sightings at once. like they come come out of my mom and my. stepdad swear they had a UFO experience. in Costa Rica where they were recording. and they said that their camcorder is.

shut off and they said all the sounds. around them they were walking to. Waterfall they said everything stopped. they like the birds stopped the music. stopped they said the water stopped it. went dead silent and the camera stopped. and they had the footage of the camera. stopping and then everything came back. on like 5 seconds later nothing they saw. nothing they said my mom thought she. something was medically wrong with her. she was like I thought something was. happening to my hearing and then I. looked over and she was like your. stepdad like was pale cuz like. everything just went like dead and then.

came back like 10 seconds later and then. they can hear the kids and and like the. people and the tourist I would not like. it if my experience my life experience. just got muted in real time and then. came back you guys should watch this. movie moment of contact what is it it's. a movie about a crash in Brazil I'm. scared in 1996 in Virginia Brazil okay. and uh by the guy um James Fox who made. the phenomenon which is another amazing. movie on UFOs but this this movie that. he made about uh Virginia Brazil the.

crash is like very heavily documented. there's there's documentation of uh US. Air Force flying in and supposedly. picking something up that they think was. wreckage or something like that and. flying out with it there's a a one of. the soldiers apparently had picked up. one of the organisms that was there and. they They carried it in their car and. drove it to like some Hospital another. hospital they like they have. documentation of them taking this thing.

in they have the people that did the. autopsy on the soldier who died of some. insane infection that they had never. seen ever before he died of some insane. back here he's like a young guy he was. dead very quickly he should have been. wearing. glasses goggles goggles not a goggle. call but if you're into if you're into. UFOs this is one of the best ones I've. ever seen it's really interesting that. sounds because the whole town is. convinced that this happened there's so. many people that have that have witness. experience that they say it's like the.

whole town revolves around this like. there's a lore to it that revolves. around this one time where this UFO. crashed so crazy it's [ __ ] wild. because when you see these people and. you see the people that like when it. happened like when they they put a. camera on and they brought this guy back. to the crash site and the guy starts. crying he's like weeping talking about. where it was and like what it was like. see this thing it's [ __ ] crazy I get. scared I feel like whenever we watch.

things about them I feel like they like. the plant thing you said I feel like. they know like Zuck they know know yeah. I. feel they're playing us from both sides. exactly like Zuck like they know like. they're the Biden of trump of the. [ __ ] super aliens I used to feel like. that when I watch alien moving I feel. like I feel like they can feel us. watching them they like it well if I was. an alien that's how I would do it I. would infiltrate and I would uh take. little little people and I'd put alien. thoughts into their little Minds I would.

like some alien thoughts maybe that's. what thoughts are maybe thoughts are. like a life form we just don't. appreciate those maybe like ideas think. of ideas right if everything that we we. have in front of us everything the table. the mugs the microscope the microphones. rather the phones that you text each. other on all those came from ideas. somebody had an idea and then physical. re ity came out of that ideaa and they. made a thing and then more ideas come. and then you make more things and you. say look at all the things that I've.

done look at all the things that I've. done kind joke it when people are like. where does a joke come from and I'm like. I've explained it once or twice or I'm. like it literally like yeah it like I. don't know mine's always like at 2: in. the morning and I'm like [ __ ] it's not. funny go back to bed [ __ ] then I'm like. it's funny I got to get up and write. that [ __ ] down if you don't get up and. write that [ __ ] down you will never. sleep you'll such a loser. I know I was in the middle of saying. something the other day and someone. interrupted me and it slipped through my. fingers it's been driving me crazy for. like two days that's the what is that I.

knew there was something there there's. like this spark I was like oh that's how. a and then someone else was asking me. questions you solv the answer to why we. were here for a second it was just a. joke and then some dude's like so how. you liking. Austin where's the best pizza is Terry. black really it yeah. some dude came up me the other day he. goes what do you do for discipline no. how do how do you get discipline you.

don't get it from this. conversation my favorite thing to do is. when people are like how do you think. your jokes I go like. this and it just stops the whole convers. you point to this guy and they don't ask. you another question get them from Jesus. like weirdo imagine if it was real no it. might be the answer yeah well if you do. have a. muse if you do think that your. creativity comes from a muse it will. work if you just treat it like it's. amused that's the whole premise of the. Steven pressfield book The War the war. of art I haven't read that one I just.

started reading the Rick Ruben one oh I. want yeah we got a stack of them it's a. very small book it's a real easy read. but it's basically like if you just. treat it like you know there was always. the concept of the Muse whoops concept. of the Muse that some like deity comes. to you and bestows upon you these ideas. well pressfield's argument is that like. if you just treat it like it is am Muse. if you like really pay respect to it and. show up every day and try to communicate. with The Muse it will show up it's real. it's actually real yeah it is real it is. real but it's what is it is it your is.

it like is that a SCA like the idea of a. muse is that just a scaffolding that we. can put up to support. our the reality that we know is that. hard work and concentration and just. immersing yourself in this task will. eventually yield results just like. everything else yes getting in shape by. like you want to learn how to swim you. have to swim you want to if you want. ideas you got to sit down and work on. ideas yeah but whatever it is it already.

exists and then when you put yourself in. that space you just open up yourself to. like receive you get in flow when you're. in Flow State yeah that's the thing it's. like what is it like when you come up. with a good joke when you have like this. idea when you're in your car and you're. like ah it's in the car a lot it is a. lot especially if you have the radio off. yes driving in silence is huge for me in. the car in the shower in bed those are. my three spots this car that I used to. love to drive to The Comedy Store this. uh 1993 Porsche RS America it has no.

power steering it has no radio it has no. air it has awesome brakes it has no. radio it's not even that fast but it's. just this raw mechanical thing and when. I drive it there's no music I just think. and you're you're heightened your senses. are heightened cuz the sounds. like it's holding on to the steering. wheel cuz there's no power steering so. no [ __ ] it's almost like meditative cuz. you're you're tapping into that flow.

likee State and your present and. exciting yes it's exciting so I. all you ever get somewhere definitely. you ever get somewhere and you're like I. don't even right I don't know who was. behind the wheel especially if you're in. a good place if you go let's not go fast. let's just chill let's just get when. normal speed normal speed speed except. the time don't get in the left lane. don't get in the left lane you [ __ ]. psycho don't you do it why you going 0.

why you go 90 Kim I'm getting. [Music]. excited where you girls living now I. live in Hollywood still live in. Hollywood do you drive a lot yeah I live. in I live in a canyon you live in a. canyon yes you need something like a a. Mustang you need a modern Mustang we. need something fast Kim. conden no she doesn't I think you do. this [ __ ] does not need a Need for. Speed I want a I like I want a truck o. not me I'll take a Fiat Fiat I want a.

small TR her truck but I want it to be. small a Mini Cooper small and red like a. Tacoma uh yeah you want like a pickup. truck truck yeah I want like a cute. truck a cute truck a vintage truck a. vintage trucked an old like an old red. Chevy like that like an old Blazer like. a 56 Chevy something I could wear this. jumpsuit. those are. unwieldly they what they're unwieldly. what does that mean they're un they're. very difficult to drive yeah they're.

just in movies for when you're teaching. a girl to drive like on some back road. no like if you get an old a country song. the reality is if you get an old car. like that it's going to have old car. steering it's they're not fun to drive. it's like very SL you want power. steering [ __ ] look how it have power. steering but they it's like you know. power steering from whatever year that. is that the one to the right in the. middle right in the that one yes I want. something like that it says old it. doesn't even know what year it is what. year do you think that is let's Google.

1964 okay 64 let's go 1964 Chevy. truck see what they looked like ooh that. might be it you might be on to something. those are fresh look at that thing clean. is that to pull up in that oh look at. that one in the upper left hand cor. don't get it it'll hurt me at that one. the upper left corner Jo get Jim. Morrison yeah that's what I want oh look. at that thing look at that thing that is. so cute it is so cute right like I want.

to go to the farmers market in that. [ __ ] I know I want to buy flowers and. have it sitting in the passenger SE be. that wacky lady who writes jokes. sunflowers D with sunflowers in her. Chevy I think Whitney just got a really. beautiful truck like that too a brown. one she probably doesn't even remember I. park she left it at AAL leine she left. it wherever Jim Mars's Mustang is she. has the Mustang by the way if you're. looking for Jim Morrison's Mustang. surpris for you she she put it in. Whitney's her dog. house it's her dog bed he sleeps in it.

at night sick her on this project she'll. figure it. out she [ __ ] half her hair is hanging. out the top of her head the truck she'll. know where it is'll she'll know where it. is we need her to find Morrison Mustang. that's just make her do a documentary on. it she'll [ __ ] find it pound it on. door she'll find that [ __ ] mustache. who's got the [ __ ] mustache who's got. the she'll like Trac it down there's. only 2,000 of them it wasn't it wasn't. that. hard exactly what she say she just go.

into this [ __ ] graph of literally say. it wasn't that hard yeah he's dead so we. checked his property I did that last. night in the middle of the night fing. she got [ __ ] night vision on and [ __ ]. find oh garage you idiot she's like. talking to you like you're you couldn't. find it and when while I was there on my. way there I did rescue a. wolf I have a new piglet I hope it gets. long as my pig Bulls yeah she's crazy. but that like that barn find thing is a. real thing they find people like leave. these cars and their barns that are.

vintage beautiful cars that are wor. worth like [ __ ] tons of money let's go. Barn hunting yeah there's a thing called. Barn. findes that's Barn diving I dumpster. dive no they like they find like. someone's dad dies and then they go back. to the farm where the dad lives in Ohio. and dad had three or four. crazy old Mopars sitting in his backyard. but how come these people don't know the. value of it because they're Farmers. they're out there just [ __ ] trying to.

eek out a living time to be on the. internet pay attention to all this. stupid [ __ ] but they're Barn findes. that's like seems deep enough to me they. don't even think about it they just. leave them in there wow so like. Grandad's junker especially if they have. a farm that's successful yeah they don't. care right they don't give a [ __ ] about. these things they're just sitting out. there they're kind of cool to look at. catch me finding my truck imag grew up. on that farm you can go check out those. old cars that's kind of fresh ooh look. at that barracuda look at that 1970. Barracuda click on that o wow you can.

fix that one that one you can fix on. that want a cool car like that you know. you know a lot of people like to do with. cars like that see that car right there. that's beautiful just fix it up but. don't change the paint leave that leave. that leave that old school [ __ ] on it. leave that old school [ __ ] stank put a. [ __ ] modern Hemi in that [ __ ]. look at that that's a 1971 1971. convertible $700,000 at auction holy.

[ __ ] they drive terrible they drive. terrible they brakes are terrible. everything the steering's terrible but. you can fix them they can they they do. stuff to them now you can make it so you. could drive it I know absolutely nothing. about cars but I always remember my. friend Kelsey horard in third grade. would say my dad drives an 82 old's. cutless with a roller Cade. what is that she would say that all the. time and I was like that sounds [ __ ]. dope sounds like a. psycho what is that it's pull it up.

Jamie what year is it 82 cutless 82 olds. cutless with a rollage you had a roll. cage and an. 82 oh I know but her dad. wasal oh that's kind of sick is that. what it is what's a roll cage oh my God. they raced them they look at that thing. that's a NASCAR one though right that's. like a fake car yeah she's from Florida. is it that that cage Daytona that's true. wow at that thing.

wild dude you're driving to school in. NASCARs yeah he he would build like. recliners that were chairs and like. drive them through the town he's crazy. wow look at that. thing that's wild you know that's how. they found Bob Lazar was supposedly. that's the bobar story he put a jet. engine on a Honda when he was young and. like what is this [ __ ] doing wow. yeah that's when a jet engine everybody. yeah well when they were yeah he was. working supposedly working at Los Alamos.

labs is disputed but he's on the. employee roster but he knows his way. around the building it seems like he. worked there that's his story he says he. worked there a lot of people from there. say he didn't but the bottom line was. this guy at the time built a [ __ ] car. with a rocket engine in the back he had. a jet engine in the back of his car he. was like a propulsions expert just does. Super Genius and this is the guy that. supposedly they recruited and took to uh. the middle of the devada desert and. tried to have him back engineer UFOs and.

Tube it's a crazy compelling story cuz. if the guy's telling the truth that the. government has been in he did your show. right he did the show did an amazing. conversation yeah wow my dad sent me the. clips from it I'm like I'm so [ __ ]. I'm such a sucker that I'm like come on. I want it to be real so yeah so part of. me is like why do you want it to be real. so bad like why is it so like and then. part of me is like where's the [ __ ]. come on show me some. [ __ ] he doesn't.

waver he might be the best bullshitter. that's ever. bullshitted you know but he seems like. he's being sincere so maybe he's crazy. and he has this false memory that's. impossible to shake do you ever listen. to artell that's not his car is it like. itar being sold as a Bob Lazar tribute. thing oh is that really oh maybe I don't. know if he's a part that could be like. people being silly yeah okay could be do. you ever listen to Art Bell all the time.

yeah one of the [ __ ] greatest joys of. my life I got to be a guest on the. artbell show you got to be on the artell. show ell Art Bell was the. F the radio show we have this show late. at night we' leave The Comedy Store and. I'd be driving home and I'd listen to. Art Bell Coast to Coast with artell Co. and a guy would call a art I'm a. werewolf he'd be like tell. so fun it was the best he had a time. traveler line where you could only call. in if you were a time travel he's so.

cool looking yeah the kingdom of NY I. mean oh wait I feel like I've heard okay. and he had Terence McKenna on I listen. to that episode oh he he had amazing. episodes with Terence Metta yes he was. incredible man how long he forever he. died recently oh so sad it's all on you. can get it all yeah you can find it. online you went on show 2018 2018 he. died yeah I went on his show that's cool. it was dope as. [ __ ] uh so yeah accidental drug overdose.

oh Jesus Christ he was. partying maybe he was just fanil he was. having a good time yeah maybe he bought. a [ __ ] maybe had a bad back and. someone gave him a pill like Tom Petty o. yeah sad yeah these guys I wish Tom. Petty was still here would have loved to. see Tom paty live did you ever get to. see Tom Petty no never got to see him. live would have been in experience so. many talented people died from that [ __ ]. just stop fromel yeah prince who was it. recently that died from it uh Coolio.

they found Kio Kio Coolio I forgot about. that I [ __ ] I forgot I just remembered. Coolio died again yeah it's traumatic to. go through twice culio was on Fear. Factor really he won he won high as. Jesus on the space shuttle he was so. high he was so high I went to his Trail. it was like an I'm not like a running. joke on set that he would open his. trailer it was like a chi and Chong. movie he was just getting blazed all day. long just getting blazed and run and.

running in circles around everybody in. the end the final thing like I I. remember asking him like uh they were. like no more weed they're why do you. think you're going to win because and he. was like because I've done this before. I've lived this life I've lived in many. universes like oh sh [ __ ] just and it. sounded so good I was like I love what. you're. saying see what it says wait I kind of. actually specifically remember this. episode in there hold on I don't. remember but it was before that that he. said beat them was this the flying the.

cars through the air I don't remember. what they did but I do know that three. of these people are dead now China she's. dead now oh my God KY Preston she's dead. now forgot about China and kio's dead. now God good news David Hasselhoff still. with us thank God when I was a kid David. Hasselhoff's kids went to the same camp. as as me and my sister he used to drop. off his kids and it was like a big deal. cuz bayw watch was on and he would show. up in like a muscle tank and my sister. went over to their house for a play date.

it was a whole thing mom hot for yeah I. was jealous I was like he went to David. Hasselhoff's house that's so cool he was. like a gigantic music star in Germany. yes yeah Germany yeah like [ __ ] huge. something about him in Germany they're. like we get it we get it you know it's. like Jerry Lewis Jerry Lewis H makes. sense sometimes it just pops like that. that makes sense for him that would be. fun to be big in specifically in Germany.

I'm huge impr look at like arge Barker. arge Barker is gigantic in Australia I. don't know who that is from America. American comic funny guy there's David. Hoff in Germany slaying. [Music]. wow. spectacular love this I love this this. is my. gem look at them the Germans are all in. the Germans are on make us clap in tune. make us clap in. tune they like that they like being told.

what to do wow wow these are happy. Germans look at them all clapping. they're all clapping together there they. go they're thinking about engineering. the best BMW right now that's they're. all doing they're busy they're busy. isn't it amazing that like like think. about all the crazy [ __ ] that's come out. of Germany so much crazy [ __ ] some of. the best automobiles that have ever been. designed like they they push the limits. of everything like that. cutless. BMW's BMW Mercedes like the cars that.

they were building Porsche Germany's. building the wildest cars it's it's just. bizarre that this one area had so many. [ __ ] Top Flight. Engineers they have a movie about it. already don't they Ford versus Ferrari. okay that's not about that though um I. don't think there's a movie about. because it's all connected to the Nazis. I'm German problem that's problem like. Dum a lot of money into R to make the.

superior prize my grandpa was a Jew in. Germany and he his whole family got. killed in the Holocaust and he got put. on a train and saved by Quakers oh and. then he got adopted by the win shank. family. wow yeah so my grandpa was a holocaust. Survivor holy [ __ ] AR Ari's dad's a. holocaust Survivor what what yeah I had. no idea our's dad is you know Old. Gentleman and that's crazy yeah's like.

70 then AR is 150,000 years old how old. is Ari is what I'm wondering hold on. started doing some math the math not. math. say guy some guys don't want to tell you. their age no AR's Timeless I would call. AR it's a funny thing age my favorite. thing to do with Ari is put my phone. down and watch him try to get into it I. literally like set a self timer in my. head and I'll watch him he'll like his.

hand will slowly he can't help it his. hand will just slowly creep out of his. pocket I don't even think he knows it's. like driving for us that's so funny he's. always [ __ ] around he's always. [ __ ] around he's a fun dude I don't. think he's doing his podcast anymore. really I'm going to call him we do. protect our Parks together you know. where me and Shane and Norman and all. get together and get hammered and just. say a bunch of atrocious things it's a. ridiculous show it's a ridiculous show.

so we he he still still does that and he. does other people's podcast but I think. he's kind of done he's still updating it. I mean unless he stopped recording I. mean why did I hear he's done why am I. spreading misinformation today he put. one out today with Dave Smith who told. me someone told me I don't. know I when you're saying that though I. feel like I'm I was remembering that. same memory like maybe already was. saying he was done with it but I just. Googled it and he's putting them out. once a week so all right we can talk him. out of it still then cuz that's what he. did I didn't know that that's where that.

was going it was a plot. twist I meant it the other way yeah. I'm talk them back in what I me you. girls are so mean you immediately took. it the wrong. way so now Ari uh quit doing his podcast. a long time ago when he went on that. Walkabout do you guys know Ari went on a. walk about in Asia for like four months. by himself yeah this crazy [ __ ]. when he fell off the grid got flip fli.

this [ __ ] got a flip phone would. occasionally check in through some like. internet. cafe stole all his information he had a. burner account a crow would come drop. off a [ __ ] letter to Joe and have a. tab of acid in it he's traveled around. the countries just like seeing Asia AR. one of the most interesting people in. the world wild boy it really is he's a. real wild boy not that other fellow we. were talking about I already forgot the. other fellow oh yeah Will Allen wild boy. oh yeah wild good kind yeah he is yeah.

there's him on the Great Wall of China. holding up the Chinese. flag he's so crazy look say a lot of. comics talk about stopping Asian hate. put that back. up but I'm the only one in the comedy. World willing to pledge my allegiance to. the Chinese. oh. God the Chinese fascist regime I along. with LeBron James Joe Biden are leading. the way and doing business with the.

people who are leading the world in. violence against Asians but it's not the. right kind of Asian so it's fine I love. you China you're the great world leaders. of our time # stop Asian hate oh my God. look at him just by himself that's one. of the greatest poses ever cuz he looks. like [ __ ] you know it's like the most. unself selfie pose H he's he looks he. seen some [ __ ] he definitely well he has. been he's been like eating street food. for like the last four. months he came back and told us about.

gutter oil did you know about gutter oil. maybe he told me about that before. that's where I remember it yeah was it. from from that time from the Walkabout I. he went over there to do shows I think I. do like three or four shows and came. back and talked about it so he told us. that there's uh a market for people that. take sewage. and process the oil out of sewage and. resell it as cooking oil cuz if you take. raw sewage like this lady like I'm going.

to start [ __ ] yaking just watching. that's how I. feel. oh I'm just faking it but it does make. me gag yeah I can't oh my God that's all. sewage so they're boiling it and the. oils come to the surface and somehow or. another they separate the oil oils are. these the cooking oils where are these. going I don't know but they're using it. for food in places like here they're. cooking food in it yeah I'm good on the. gutter it's like it's like cooking oil.

is hard to go buy but cooking oil is. hard to get right here's the here's the. thought like where's cook oil coming. from are you using what are you using. there's like avocado oil there's like. saff yeah there's like there's a lot of. oils that use like those are expensive. to extract from things like you got to. go get them you got to go or you got to. buy them somebody does it in a factory. and then they sell it to you and you got. canola oil right now you have monkey. slaves monkey slaves yes they say that. they like insave monkeys to go get.

coconuts in the trees really and it's. their full-time jobs that sounds sad for. the monkeys I know okay what s that or. all tigers being in zoos a not Tigers. versus monkeys um monkeys tiger all. tigers B in I think monkeys my. grandmother had a monkey what did they. eat her face Chi ch to bite people. nobody nobody could go near what the. monkey do well monkey bit she bit I. think the monkey bit I'm pretty sure was.

my cousin I'm trying it's it's one of. those weird ones I have a I blocked it. out I think cuz I was very young I think. I was probably like five and the monkey. was wild monkey and she had a monkey and. the monkey would like open pieces of gum. like undo the rapping I was like this is. wild your face the monkey did not like. kids and she did not like anybody coming. over the house that was going to take. attention from from the monkey like the. monkey had like a relationship with my. grandmother I don't need a scorned. monkey it was weird so after the monkey. bit one of the relatives we had they had.

to get rid of the monkey I don't know. what they did they I'm glad they got rid. of it cuz you know some some crazy. people they keep the monkey after. attacks yeah my grandmother was pretty. eccentric but I don't think she was that. eccentric she had a monkey she did have. a monkey yeah let's go back to crazy. yeah my grandmother was wild when you. put your monkey in overalls. you know it's time yeah that's an issue. was he in like a Hawaiian shirt my. grandmother did time because she. wouldn't rout out the mob she was. running numbers so my grandmother work.

the monkey was running the numbers on a. calculator no my grandmother was doing. it that's crazy and then she's like I. don't know nothing they put her in jail. so we were always like where's Grandma. and they were like oh Grandma's visiting. Aunt. jeie where the [ __ ] is that for five. years it's like some Aunt well just. she'll be back eventually wow. knitting [ __ ] sweaters for the guards. like legitimately old Italian lady how. much time did she do I think she did. like 6 months that's real yeah she did.

some time she's not a rat but that's. what they used to have back then they. used to have that was the the. neighborhood Lottery it was called the. numbers my grandmother was always. talking about the numbers she always. talking about missing the number yeah in. Puerto Rico they're still doing that oh. yeah they I just went they still do it I. bet they do it in Miami I bet they do it. in a lot of immigrant communities they. trust the number and they trust the. people running the numbers more than. they trust the state lottery that makes. so much more sense yeah and people win. it's like it's a real thing you know. obviously the the mobs getting their cut.

and the people run it are getting their. cut and but it does work yeah you know I. don't I don't understand how it works. cuz they come up to you with a binder. and there's a bunch of things laminated. and they're like pick one and if we win. we'll find you it's like where I don't. where we're at a bar it's 2:00 p.m. where will I see you again I just have. this coupon I gave you 100. right if I meet someone with a binder. and laminated Pages I'm walking away no. my no because my they said my uncle used. to win all the time you know where they.

get you where at the airport you know. why cuz at the airport you're already. following instructions you're at the. airport you're used to listening to. people you go into a mindset you go into. a mindset of you know you you have to be. disciplined stay in line can't talk loud. almost got trafficked at the airport I. saw some guy was like taxi taxi I go. okay got into the Rogue guy yelling taxi. she got into the Gypsy taxi and then I. get in there and I go I go where's the. meter and he's like there's not a meter. and I was like yeah cuz this is not a.

real cab give me back my stuff and he's. like it's fine I'm not going to take you. anywhere there's cameras look and I was. like give me back my stuff cameras yeah. oh you're in control of those cameras. right you just delete the fridge you. murdering me you [ __ ] your cameras. oh oh well we're safe as long as you're. filming this atrocity thank God yeah. Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah yeah I you get. into you get into this mindset I think. at the airport it's a unique place where. like everybody obeys everybody listens.

everybody gets in line everybody has to. take their belt off and all that other. [ __ ] take your shoes off everybody has. to do it so because you get into this. mindset of you wait in line for your. call you know whatever group number. they're calling and you find your seat. you put your bag up you giv them all. your money the flights are expensive. you're waiting for your bags to come. everybody has to it together it's very. rare that people don't keep it together. at the airport well that's also why that. has to be why they make it so expensive. too cuz then you have something to lose. they're like you have to be able to fly.

I paid all this money we have to get. there because I can't buy another one. yeah and it's it's so when you get all. those people together like everybody. kind of follows the rules it's one of. the most follow the rules places in our. society is the airport so when you leave. there and someone comes up to you with a. binder and a and a like this page this. nonsense story and a bucket open bucket. with cash it like you just want to like. what what's going on right before you. got on the plane what did you buy in. Vegas after skang Fest don't bring it up.

not to Joe what did you buy a time share. you bought a time share she called me up. she's like they got you she's like we. got she's like we got a free trip but we. got to go I. said I said we [ __ ] you I said I said. mommy bought a time share in Sedona and. she's taking she didn't say time sh. first first she call I didn't know was a. time sh oh my God I miss you girl she. calls me Joe she calls me and she goes. Kim you got to get downstairs before you. get on the flight there's a guy there's.

a guy named Rick he's got a good deal. for you too oh my God it was after. skankfest she he got us at our weak. point it was after skankfest I was. exhausted I was concussed they could. have got me time shares yeah they don't. they don't call it they don't use the. word time share they call it a luxury. vacation and I go that sounds but they. also lied to her and they said they knew. about the festival she was at and they. were doing a thing for the people at the. festival oh they lied to you cuz you. told them you were at skankfest yeah.

they were like are what like everybody. in Vegas is at skank Fest this is the. project I'm working on do you know about. that this [ __ ] podo yeah tell you my. story Sarah Sarah gets gots uh listen it. happens yeah remember when you I'm a. trusting lovable girl she is she's very. lovable that's that's probably better. than being like an. hard I'm like there's like a guy with. his leg comut off I'm like get away from. me scammer Jesus Christ I'm like la la.

la la la oh what happened to your. remember at the beach the old man oh the. old man at the beach we were at the. beach and this old man was like came up. and he's like talking to us and we're. cutting his dog and you can tell he's. like this old Malibu Rich dude and he's. like yeah I just wish I could she loves. to run the dog yeah yeah you talking. about the dog she loves to run run I. wish I could run her up in the beach but. my knee hasn't worked for years and. Sarah's like I'll run her he's like oh. you would and then Sarah's suddenly in. this thong running this dog up and down.

the beach and the dude's so into it and. I'm watching he was a pervert I thought. I was helping out a nice man who needed. his dog trick yeah it was a thing he. does to young women and I watched it go. down and I couldn't stop laughing cuz. the dog was out of control too the dog. the's the god Bard this is the best. story Sarah's running she's in a snake. SK this guy's like keep running is he. filming this yeah no he's so perverted. was he filming it with his eyes with his.

proba couldn't believe he did it well he. was like my knees are bad I'm like oh. that's sucks I'll walk your dog yeah he. wasn't filming it but it was in a in a. bank of sorts Bank bank bank yeah and I. saw right through what as when he was. talking to us cuz I'm looking around at. all these young men that could help him. run the dog up and down the beach and. I'm like he's not coming up to us cuz we. look athletic and we're going to run. maybe I do look athletic I get. offended not that we look unathletic but.

it was just very clearly a trick but she. ran Bo regard guard and then the dogs. started you watch that trick go down. yeah and when did you know it was a. trick as soon as he started talking to. us the second he opened his mouth I. could see it in his horny ass eyes oh. his horny ass eyes and Sarah's like got. an Sarah has a the heart of a nurse so. Sarah's like his. knees I look over Sarah's rubbing CBD on. his kneecap dude if you ever do become a.

rapper his horny ass eyes has to be your. number one head his horny ass eyes took. me by surprise with them horny ass. eyes I thought it was a. disguise but he gave me horny ass. eyes oh God yeah Bor regard goo ass yeah. and then after I go yeah that seemed. weird she came back they were both her. and the dog were the dog didn't even. want to run he was like run the dog was. like laying in the sand she was like. dragging it I was like was like what the.

[ __ ] is this I hate like this is my 14th. run in Malibu today [ __ ] perverse. changes underwear three times another. hot [ __ ] running me can you imagine if. that's your thing like some some guys. play golf this guy pretends he's. hobbling on the beach with his J girls. to run with his dog call me shed but. I've seen the old hobble. before that is but imagine if like. that's your thing that's what you get up. to do you know yeah you're not getting. up to play chess you're getting up to.

just walk down by the beach with a dog. oh I just wish I could run with him. could you run with. him can I tell you Joe as a woman you. would I mean as a man you would be. surprised to see the tricks that have. been trucked oh I wouldn't be surprised. man disgusting they come up. with mustache disgust is all the tricks. in the book for some [ __ ] dude it's. crazy crazy it is insane well one if you.

really wanted to think about it for a. lot of men women. is they're not just other human beings. but there are other human beings that. have this insane gift of immense. pleasure they're so different than men I. know and when you're a guy and women. don't like you it's baffling you're like. there's this thing everybody wants and. if I could get that thing I would have. this insane pleasure cuz like remember.

the first time you were ever intimate. with someone like when you were young. yeah and you're like this is so wild. like the whole it's wild it's a weird. feeling like all of a sudden you become. like hugely addicted to this like wild. weird feeling yeah now imagine if nobody. wants to do that to you. nobody then you write on YouTube and you. say you dumb [ __ ] you're not really. smoking that blunt now here's a question. yeah I'd take it out on a school hallway.

if robot [ __ ] dolls to fix. that yes we want that is that what you. want I would rather them F oh wait and. then they're not hitting on us cuz. they're [ __ ] the Bots yeah then. they're done with you because I don't. like that either this lady who can speak. five languages and she wears a minis. skirt around the house no underwe go. [ __ ] her and she and she doesn't she. wants him to do it yeah she wants him to. do it she's not like the trash yeah. she's not even human but then there's. something that they'll always know that.

they couldn't there's still that thing. there's still that disconnect for now. but 10 years from now when she looks. exactly the same and everybody else is. 10 years older do you think 10 years. from there and then 10 years from there. and she's exactly the same and this old. dude's getting [ __ ]. Ivy that's what I love about my sex. robots I keep getting older yeah it's. like yeah they do stay young well would. you have a sex robot. sorry uh no you know what I think the.

real problem is it's not a sex robot the. real problem is some sort of a brain. interface with a computer that allows. you to have experiences that aren't real. like like the movie sexual. experiences um I mean any kind of. experience fantasy experiences be a. [ __ ] Viking you can. like if they're going to be able to give. you a fake World in your brain you're. going to be able to see it well yeah it. does seem like VR is so crazy that more.

and it's like I remember the first time. I did VR I remember the first thought I. had was that it was going to be a. problem because I was like this is. cooler than the room I'm in right like. I'd rather spend the day in this room. it's weird it could be and it could also. be a room you know what I mean you could. be in a room but just in a better room. oh yeah feels like the walls feel the. same and everything looks the oh yes. this [ __ ] is. crazy The Grieving mother who got to see. her daughter again oh no no no.

NOS no I'm. not okay that's so crazy that just sent. a chill up my spine that's so crazy. that's the beginning of the end folks. when you can't tell who's real and who's. a computer generated person that's. saying amazing things to you okay this. bumming me out Jamie yeah that's sad sad. she got sad that's sad but happy part is. dudes can get canut.

can thank you m you're welcome Mommy I. think these things that they're seeing. is just like a little bit of haptic. feedback in the gloves and then the. visual of the VR but I think it's. eventually going to be inside your mind. they're going to be able to hijack. whatever it is that lets you see things. and what what however your brain. interprets things yeah and just hijack. that and and fill it with other. information fill it with Avatar land. fill it with like literal experiences.

that aren't real but that are more Vivid. than the experiences that you have and. then you're not going to know what's. what anymore and I believe who knows. what's real right now anyways that might. be already happening yeah who knows. what's real right now according to. CIA it's all made up anyways that's what. the CIA says yeah cia.gov the Gateway. process they said you can just make. things up and it happens yeah they said. manifestation and you can astral project. the hemisphere snc as long as there's so.

much misinformation on this podcast this. could get us all canceled kind of that's. kind of our thing CIA what are you. saying the CIA does what I found in a. red thread like six years ago a Reddit. threaded it's real Jamie well it's it's. from the I didn't want to ruin this for. but just because it is on the website. but that just means that they were. investigating it and they have record of. investigating it doesn't mean that it is. real or is able to be recreated but we. read it so that means it's so that means.

it's real and what does it say can I see. it yeah yeah I'll pull it I mean we've. talked about it before on here with. other people I'm pretty sure of this I. think so too but it's it's um it's like. the astr the people who sit in the room. and can see stuff like they said the CIA. has been having meetings in the astr. realm since 1995 I interviewed one of. these guys this [ __ ] the bio feedback. yes the the he tells you exactly how you. can do it like he gives you a step by. step he does the whole you know when. you're in third grade and you do a.

science fair project and you have the. hypothesis and he does the whole [ __ ]. thing he think he says what he thinks is. going to happen then he [ __ ] does it. he tells you exactly what he used the. the frequencies and the music he used he. said you have to meditate and listen to. a specific frequency and once your brain. connects the right and left it's called. a hemisphere SN and that he describes. exactly how think your thoughts become. physical it was crazy it's crazy it was. crazy crazy it's so crazy so what's what.

is this based on like where did he get. this information uh I I read it I don't. know I believed it cuz it was on the CIA. website and now Jamie told me that they. just investigated it so I guess anything. my Tik to could be on there one those. claims like someone made it so like all. right well we we'll check out what he's. saying and like here's the report is. kind of like what made it on the his. tasked to provide an assessment of the. Gateway experience in terms of uh its. mechanics and ultimate practicality as I.

set out to fulfill that tasking it soon. became clear that in order to access the. validity and. practicality of the process I need to do. enough supporting research and and. Analysis to fully understand how why the. process works so what is it saying. though he said that [ __ ] did the. research and he took the [ __ ] time I. read this whole thing front to back it. took me like four. weeks I had to Google a lot you get out. of it I got out of it that he.

specifically went to a bunch of. scientists talked to a bunch of people. he spent a really really long time. taking this seriously and that [ __ ]. all this [ __ ] that they're saying is. real so the manifestation real you. can he tells you manifest things with. your into reality with your mind with. your mind and you can also travel the. astral plane when you syn the left and. right sides of your brains and he tells. you how to link the left and right side. does it have anything to do with your.

taint no I hope your taint has to be a. specific size yeah you can't have a soft. boy Tain left clip top yes um but. basically it's really crazy it said that. yeah exactly it makes holographic. patterns and that's how your thoughts. become reality through Holograms. through physical light Holograms and. they become real things I would love to. have someone who actually could. understand this [ __ ] go through it I. wish we were smarter every Eric. Weinstein is screaming at the valley.

girl science phone right now this is. actually the show we pitch to Inn out uh. oh fake Bono getting high and doing fake. bad. science yeah that's what I was telling. fake Bono about yes this is we're all. coming full circle how much do you think. it effects what is it how to escape the. confines of time and space according to. the CIA in the 1980s a spy agency. investigated the Gateway experience. technique to alter Consciousness and.

ultimately Escape SpaceTime here's. everything you need to know so they. looked into this they gave they gave a. Woman They also they also had people. that could do telekinesis and stuff and. they gave a woman um they put in like a. 10 digigit code and they put it in a. locker room in another state and the. woman was able to leave her mind and go. into the Vault with the code they gave. her physically and then go and then go. in and she could only like most of the. people that could do it I said I think. they said they had like 36 people that.

could do it um they could only bring out. back eight out of 10 numbers like they. it was always missing just a little bit. remote viewer in. 1989 remote viewer Angela deoria deoria. deoria Ford helps track down a former. Customs agent who has gone on the run. she pinpoints his location as LEL. Wyoming US Customs apprehend him 100. miles west of a Wyoming town called Lo. Lille see it's always like a little off. so it's a little off like Lille instead.

of LEL like see she saw it in her head. yeah and can I tell you when I can I. tell you something crazy is when I first. read it uh on Reddit that when I first. read it on Reddit like 8 years ago I I. tried to go go back and reference this. page I read and the page wasn't in it. anymore who there's a page. missing and it was the one about magic W. yeah the magic W page it's gone we've. been looking for her beening that if. that turns out to be true and that you.

can affect reality with your mind yeah. why are we doing such a shitty job. because it takes a lot of it's like. exactly what you said about like why. doesn't everybody just do mushrooms and. be chill It's like because it's hard to. get to that place cuz it almost feels. better I don't know it's like the same. being less being less aware lower. frequency what percentage of there's. also a lot of luck involved there's a. lot of like different factors in how you. get somewhere in life it can't all be a.

manifestation of your thoughts like. maybe that's just a factor maybe instead. of it being like a primary factor to. your success or failure or whatever in. life maybe it is a factor but the other. factors that maybe because we want to. concentrate on this mystical one that. we're missing out there's a bunch of. other [ __ ] that has to go into play too. like you have to be born in a place. where you don't get hit by a drone you. know when you're in a wedding party. unless everybody's own life is like its. own thing and everything is just a. backstory to your own story that's what.

bur Cher believes. that's okay well that's just no B Cher. believes you don't die did I just find. out I'm an. alcoholic I don't think you die prove to. me you die I'm like okay dude I you know. what I guess you could philosophically. say that you don't know and you do go to. sleep and you do wake up what's that all. about what's going on when you're gone. you sure sleeping because the anxiety I. get before I fall asleep at night I'm. like how is no one questioning this.

we're all laying down and closing our. eyes and letting and then going into. this you know I dream the same place. every single night for the last 10 years. I go to the same place every single. night and I go to the same beach every. single [ __ ] night sometimes we go to. the same place in our dream and one time. I found a [ __ ] video and people were. talking about that they were going to. the place that I go the same exact Beach. they said oh but sometimes I say in this. in this uh in this hotel that's haunted.

the one of this rooms that's haunted and. that's exactly where I go you are a. horror movie you're a literal hor what. do you mean there was thousands of. people that were saying That's horror. but horror movies are like that right. it's like everyone gets this message. like we got this message what do you. want to do I just feel like we should I. feel like we should run this guy dog. down the beach there are other people. that are going to say they dream of. going to the beach every night I bet but. I bet that's a big thing the beach is a. huge thing I bet there's people that. dream of skiing every night well people. SC the beach is always a nice place to. go so if you're trying to have a nice.

dream you probably dream of going to the. beach that's nor always nice yeah but is. it the same PL there but a lot of people. that was their beach the beach where you. what is it a place you know of no it's. not you never been there no where is it. I don't know you don't what what is uh. interesting about it are sharks they. want their oil. water your as piss at my. dad uh there the water's always really. clear and um yeah there's always a hotel.

I live in the hotel it's always like I. get the nicest hotel and then one of the. rooms is haunted so it's like I can't. really enjoy myself there I have a. similar dream and a lot of people yeah I. feel like and sometimes like I I I'm in. a hotel and I'm like I have to get ready. for my flight there's always a flight. the flight and then I get on on the. flight and it goes sometimes and I can. never leave the water I get on a flight. the plane will break in half and I'll. parachute slowly back onto the [ __ ]. water I had a dream and I'll be right.

back on the beach that I was on a I was. on a plane while I had this dream I fell. asleep and I dreamed that we were flying. through a tunnel and then you couldn't. move to the left or to the right the. plane had to stay in the center and the. pilot was good at doing it so we were. okay but then we were flying through a. [ __ ] tunnel that's scary except my. eyes were closed and and I was dreaming. while I was on a plane I was like oh my. God that's you know what trips me out is. sometimes I have dreams that I like see. like a truck coming to hit me or. something and then when I wake I'll wake.

up from the sound of a honking in real. life like when I wake up a truck is. honking at the same time that my dream. was having that thing happened whoa how. does that happen that happens to people. right what do you think is happening. when you think about someone they call. you oh I think that we live in a. vibrational world and so if you're. thinking about someone that there's a. chance you're putting that out and that. they're subconsciously picking up on it. I thought I was just Puerto Rican.

crazy I heard you talking [ __ ] hello I. feel it I feel it in the. air yeah there's there's times when you. think about someone and then they text. you can feel someone looking at you yeah. they say that statistically right like. they've done tests on that I think was. that ruer sheldrick was that one of his. yeah yeah I think there was I don't I. don't think it's everybody and I don't. think it's all the time it's not like a. you always know when people are watching. you but it seems like it's more often.

than chance I think that's how they. looked at it well you can cuz also. you're in an unnatural environment so. like if they make you stay in a room. okay you don't know this room you know. like you know you're a part of an. experiment you're sitting down like you. know there's a lot of weird factors in. there that inter upt the normal ability. and frequency to just feel the world but. if you're in your living room and then. someone walks in your living room and. you're like you just feel that they're.

in the living room even though you. didn't hear anything what is that like. there might be something to that like. sixense not to bring up my school add. again but I used to yawn in class and. see how many people I could get to yawn. after my yawn what is that about that's. mental illness no no I want I'm the IDE. I want to be the yawn leader I'm the. yawn leader it's kind of funny the yawn. yeah it's a [ __ ] interesting project. I used to yawn and see how many people I.

could get to tag on the cap the yawn. Captain I would do anything to not pay. attention in scho but yawns are weird y. [ __ ] why are they contagious and why. when you're about to start tripping do. you do that a lot oh yeah mushrooms it's. always like I yawn you know what I think. you know what I noticed too is when I. laugh a lot with my friends even if I'm. not on drugs I'll start like. my lungs will get like mucousy like my. body starts need some more shark oil it. it isk oil I think it's getting rid of. the muc bring up don't bring up the. mucus mom.

the Mommy stop talking about your mucus. to Joe you're embarrassing on a podcast. you're leave the FL at home honey anyway. in this wild dream in this wild dream is. there a way it always goes it's kind of. just the same thing it's very Truman. showes where like I've been trying to. leave I try to I there's always like. your even last night I had a dream I was. getting on a flight and it was like the. whole time it's like when I'm about to. get there something happens the ticket. doesn't work it's always like uhoh look.

what happened looks like you're stuck. here again and it's not a bad place to. be but I keep wanting to be like but I. want to see what else there is and like. trying to go somewhere I have a dream my. teeth fall out like dominoes I touch one. and then the other one just crumble and. they all just fall out I haven't had. that that's crazy I hate it it's a. reoccurring dream and then also that I'm. that's a common one and that I'm in high. school and I don't know my locker coat. oh and I'm like is it 38 1207 [ __ ] I.

don't know what class I'm going to like. you wake up as an adult you're like why. was I stressed [ __ ] you're almost. 40 I had multiple dreams after I got out. of high school that I somehow or another. failed and I had to go back yeah that's. the worst not one of mine and I had to. make a decision like am I going to be a. high school dropout or am I going to do. another year of High School oh doing. another year of high school God I'm so. free I'm almost free and then and that. was my dream I have that too yeah I. don't have that one school nightmares.

still yeah no way yeah that's a weird. one I did have a friend die and I had a. night terar the night that my friend. died at the same exact time and I never. had to dream so my dreams are pretty. good they're at the beach all the time. so I had a one a one really bad dream. that woke me up out of my sleep that. someone had killed themselves in front. of me and I woke up like instantly. crying and the next morning I got a call. the same hour that it happened oh my God. that's pretty trippy but that could also.

it's like could also be the same thing. as like someone looking at you it could. be like that could be a coincidence the. night that I had that bad dream it could. be it could be that you remember it. because of the fact that your friend did. that because if you didn't have that you. might not even remembered it no this is. how I. yeah you know what I'm saying like how. many times do you really accurately. remember well this is how I know I was. dating a guy and I woke up next to him. and he was like what's going on cuz I. never do that and I told him about my.

dream the moment it happened oh there. you go and that's how I KN yes and. that's how I knew cuz the next day I was. like did I tell you about that dream and. he was like yeah you told me exactly. that that happened yeah it's not how he. died but he died well they don't know. what dreams are really I mean they they. know when people are in REM sleep they. know that you should get a certain. percentage of REM sleep in order to be. like fully recovered and rested and. relaxed but there's a lot of weird [ __ ]. about the consciousness of dreaming a.

lot of weird [ __ ] like cuz we know the. body produces endogenous psychedelic. chemicals and is it doing that is that. what that is is that why they're so hard. to remember cuz it's like psychedelic. trips like hard to remember yeah it's. there's probably some kind of state that. you go into when you're dreaming you. know what's crazy about DMT is that it. smells like morning. breath it does there's something about. yeah it does whenever I smell it I'm. like it smells like morning it stinks it. has a very talking about morning breath.

and mucus yeah I'm doubling I'm doubling. down sweetie I thought you were being a. soft girl you guys have two totally. different strategies it's amazing s you. giving up your cards giv up too many. cards yeah you got to let her. go I'm telling you you can't pull her in. cuz then people know you're scheming I'm. not scheming but you're trying to scheme. for her you like Pull It in lady I like. to um there's something to that Joe yes. that it's a dream realm and it smells.

like morning breath well um it only. smells like that if you burn it you know. there's other ways of getting getting it. into your body they're doing this long. slow IV drip in England now interesting. and they're mapping these experiences. this was weird like they're doing long. full in DMT experiences where they're. going to the same places over and over. again and they're encountering very. specific. beings yeah yeah yeah like the purple. lady there's like this one purple snake.

like lady that a lot of people have. encountered and if you go online there's. lots of people that have documented this. snake lady maybe but what these guys are. doing they're doing it for hours and. hours at a time in the DMT State cuz. it's doing it through an IV so this is. like an completely unusual experience. when I did DM it told me that the aliens. are um where the penguins are oh okay. the ice wall the world's flat we're. going back to the world's flat do I. think the world's flat is that what I'm.

finding out about myself on this podcast. it would be the greatest thing to find. out ever but Penguins do seem a little. alien like they do no they don't at all. they they're like a bird that lives in a. place where you have to be fat to stay. alive because there's cold [ __ ] water. and leopard seals everywhere you ever. see a leopard seal one of my animals. they don't even think they don't even. look they're real leopard seals look. like an avatar animal they all they do. is just [ __ ] up Penguins just [ __ ] they. are the death of penguins they exist to.

eat penguins these. [ __ ] they're so look at that. thing that's real I feel bad for the. penguin so cute though that is a leopard. seal they are ferocious look at that. poor predators that penguin is D look at. that image of that one on the ice there. one no the one to the right of it their. face the the one yeah right there I know. but look at the image from the video. it's. crazy that image is insane the blood on.

it the face of that thing and they just. Jack. Penguins they call Penguin [ __ ]. they're the bullies of penguins they. can't penguin Patrol they they're some. of the most interesting animals. ever they're Ali I didn't even know they. existed until a few years back quote me. when you find out penguins are aliens. you're going to remember this. moment yeah I I think squid remember. March the Penguins that's what I found. out about them what year was that.

remember that that was like a big. documentary like everybody went to see. the penguin movie really cute it was it. was amaz that what the bleep everybody. went to see what the bleep and came back. all spiritual remember those days any of. this [ __ ] it's basically what the CIA. was saying you manifest reality what the. bleep maybe something too so maybe it's. like a little bit of that and then also. a lot of luck and also a lot of. circumstance combo it's got to be a. bunch of different things it's got to be. yeah a bunch of different things.

happening simultaneously you got to be. driven and showing up your life thinking. that it's only she's. back hold she's back we need the music. for her when you wake up in the morning. look in the mirror and say I'm going to. be the best me that I could be she's the. best her that she could be one in the. background yes shank isms yes you should. sell a daily calendar yeah with shank. isms every day come to my seminar come.

to my seminar 17 easy payments of. $69.99 noise listen other Comics who've. done it you guys should start life. coaching no you mention that that's uh. what I think this Vice article found out. about the the the Gateway process what. the guy who was sort of of like. promoting it gave a convenient 7day. audio tape shortcut to finding out how. to do all this I'm trying to find the. picture of the tapes they had the tapes. on here somewhere well say that again he.

did a 7day what so it's like an audio. thing and like you have to keep. listening to this audio to get to unlock. it I suppose is what it was saying and. if you just listen to this his tapes. over and over again it's a time share. you can skip ahead we have to go to. Arizona Joe this whole thing oh what he. selling these tapes that are I guess are. uh couple of different frequencies and. then they started pitching this thing. called and that is copy written now and. there's websites selling all sorts of.

stuff about hemisync we cannot achieve. the state on our own the audio. techniques developed by Bob Monroe and. in his Institute which compromise uh. comprise a series of tapes claimed to. induce and sustain hemisync here the. document shifts to the usage of quotes. and other reports describe the powers of. hemisync we employs the analogy of a. lamp versus a laser left to its own. devices the human mind expends energy. like a lamp in a chaotic and incoherent. way achieving lots of diffusion but.

relatively little depth under hemisync. though the Mind produces a disciplined. stream of light this is the thing he. wrote in the article yeah so once the. frequency and amplitude of the brain are. rendered coherent it can then. synchronize with the rarified energy. levels of the universe with this Con. ction intact the brain begins to receive. symbols and display astonishing flashes. of holistic intuition hell yeah I'm. trying to go from lamp to laser imagine. that you just get that with a cassette.

player this just a Walkman you have old. school walk I thought this was the. Beatles the last page of the report was. missing so a lot of people think that. there's like the hidden key is on that. but then they're. like but listen what if it's real that's. the thing like if they really did figure. something like that out and if you do. listen to all seven of those tapes and. it unlocks some [ __ ]. potential we got to find that tape here. to now never been seen some some crazy. new thing I'm down to try hem it turns.

out it's just from some crazy dude. figured it out just like everything else. also I wouldn't disbelieve that like. some dude figured out and also is. selling tapes like both of those can. exist right why not yeah if I figured a. perfect cover I'd be pedaling tapes too. yeah me do if I had the answers like. that but they're kind of barely pedaling. tapes if you really think about it it's. not a lot of marketing put into this a. lowkey tape pedal they if you want it. come get it old school cassett that's. their logo you want it find maybe that.

makes me think they're legit now what if. it's real what if you go up there and. they really are doing that and that's. why nobody wants to. leave what if they really do have some. sort of process where through sound you. can achieve this state of. unveiling the universe. exposes itself to you the way it really. is that is tight and I would like to go. to the astrop plane and then you I hate. to be a 14-year-old boy about it but. that's tight that's tight the Tik Tok.

kids are claiming that they're [ __ ]. in the astroplane that they sneak off in. their heads and that's where they have. sex isn't that crazy yeah I'm trying to. link up with a man on the astral plane. maybe Zuck maybe that's where they are. yeah you go and it's Zuck he's still. that he already got that market we got. to find a different plane he's a black. belt in the astral plane yeah. not Zuck being a black belt in other. realm you what you call it an Uma Pluto. an PL what did you call it I don't know.

Kim that was so long ago you can't let. it go I love it gave bad you. just so cute triangle triangle the. triangles remember when you put that. girl you Ed the arm bar in the Beverly. Hills. against the Beverly a girl tried to trap. Sarah in a bathroom for no reason a. drunk girl she said don't [ __ ] with me. I'm from Belair out of nowhere she was. droing belir gang signs and then Kim had.

to she was like this drunk crazy girl. and Kim had to pull out a lowkey. Jiu-Jitsu moov to keep her back nothing. crazy just trying to get out of the. stall just an arm bar is that what. they're called yeah I had to get it on. video too cuz I was like this B [ __ ] is. going to have to sue me I was. like y J Christ we get into situations. gets Rowdy out there in them streets. yeah sometimes you walk someone dog. Street streets of Bair are hard you got. to be a hard person to survive are there.

gangs in Bair probably everywhere now. yeah they're be a good move make a lot. of money you're successful gang they're. not living there but I don't feel like. there's many gangs in B gang in belir. this girl was in a sundress and she was. ready she was like don't [ __ ] with me. she kept Dro in the area code yes yeah. she was not kidding around battle for B. turns fatal as residents resist gang. takeover what what if you saw that girl. in the dress in the is that.

2021 there's gang violence in B it's. probably not Belair Los Angeles is where. my next part was there got to be more. Belair there yes this is belir in uh. where PTO princess. Jama [ __ ] how dare maybe that's where. that blonde girl was from. Jamaica yeah that's why she's so. cocky I got this that's hilarious not a. blonde in Jamaica hey what's with would.

they run out of names why is there two. Belair belir in uh the Baltimore area. also [ __ ] there's Paris Texas there's. Hollywood Florida ridic I don't love it. either I think it's ridiculous I don't. think you should be able to that there's. enough words yeah yeah make something up. like you know Winnipeg I feel like that. was made up on a whim it's just. like seems like there's plenty of names. thank you Sarah cuz Joe Joe internally. told me to [ __ ] off after that. one I saw it in your.

eyes there is like did they run out of. town. names for real that's so stupid why is. there another Paris I don't you know. about the real Paris why'd you call. yourself Paris this isn't Paris no this. is I feel like you're accusing me Direct. I got nous like I didn't never called. myself [ __ ] did it this is like the. yeah the Black Friday Paris did you guys. ever see the Paris that they recreated. in China that's like virtually like.

vacant no it's why they've made. these I I now I'm assuming this is real. because this was quite a few years ago. this was like before CGI was at its. level that it's at now because now. anything can I mean it's so hard to know. what you're looking at but they used to. have this uh there was a web series. where they explored these places I. forget who did it but they have these. videos of these towns that are like. Recreations of other cities in other.

parts of the world that's so crazy yeah. wow that's China's strange city of Paris. so they have an eiel Tower the whole. deal so it's like Vegas but they just. but nicer but they've recreated a lot of. Paris it's really crazy. it's very interesting I don't know like. how accurate it is oh there you go it. says like it's a onethird replica of. dael tower for instance it's like a they. expected 10,000 residents so it's not. huge Wow since there's only 10 10% of.

that so there's like a thousand people. living there how weird so weird what a. weird decision to like make it's kind of. cool though like let's make another. Paris it is kind of cool there's. something kind of cool about it like why. not [ __ ] it just one hotel open for. guests for foreigners as long as you. don't pretend we're we the we the real. Paris everyone's in Beret it was always. walking with. B imagine if the parisians are like hey. hey hey you guys are culturally. appropriating they call themselves The.

Originals they Paris actually stole this. from us you think maybe they were trying. to do like a resort town no maybe. there's an Eiffel Tower in Ohio in Kings. Island it's been there forever it's on. The Brady Bunch back in the 70s it was. on The Brady Bunch that's hilarious well. like you know it's just they just made. one it's huge is it uh I make the Eiffel. Tower there just make something big yeah. how many statues of Liberty are there we. got ours did anybody ever make their. own like the France gave it to us right.

yeah the French gave it to us yeah yeah. and then did anybody else say I want one. to make their own what's up France you. could just like [ __ ] on anything that's. ever made and been like I'm going to. make one too and show you how unsp. special that is oh so you have a Paris I. have a Paris too. buil there is a second one in Paris they. made two they made two and there's. several smaller ones but I think I've. seen the one in Paris is like it's. smaller though let me see if I can find. a picture yeah show.

me here's one thing they're not going to. make the [ __ ]. pyramids the pyramids like the classier. kind of version it's like not so in your. face yeah it's not in the middle of. ocean either looks much more accessible. you don't have to get on a ferry yeah. that's ridiculous oh my god get in a. boat to go visit a statue. walk it stairs this is Liberty may she. rain. forever look George it's always a guy. named George with you it's a statue from.

Paris. that's that's crazy like as if a statue. is what's. important you know what this means it's. like absolutely nothing it's well means. whatever you decide it means people get. excited about statues kind of dope like. and whenever the [ __ ] goes down in a. movie if the Statue of Liberty is in the. ocean you know we're [ __ ] like the day. after tomorrow like the stat. floating if the Statue of Liberty's. getting [ __ ] up we got a real problem. you're right yeah we we identify with.

that that statue that's it yeah yeah. like if an eagle gets killed like hey. not a [ __ ] Eagle you know SYM for. Freedom. Eagles yeah Eagles are amazing yeah you. don't want to see aat Liberty and Eagles. it's a bad sign for the times if you see. an eagle on the road yeah not not a dead. eagle I watched a video of a bear. climbing up a tree to kill an eagle whoa. like whoa it was like a juvenile Eagle. that was in the nest the bear just. climbed up the tree and just just.

grabbed the eagle bears look so robotic. to me they look animatronic like they. look like interesting to me they look. like they would be a good cud climbing. up the tree to get to the to the Eagle's. babies and the eagle sees them climbing. up the tree this nothing she could do. about it oh sh they got a big ass bear. the dad Eagle just flew by was like well. you're taking care of it for me taking a. risk too that's a small branch and the. Eagles are just freaking out do sh.

trying to save the babies oh yeah for. sure you can't do [ __ ] about it because. you can't risk getting bitten by a. [ __ ] bear that's sad so he got up. there did you fast forward through it I. was. trying right after that altercation like. right there he gets up there right and. he bites the the baby eagle and kills it. so he's he's like killing big juveniles. and he drags them down yeah not for. me it's crazy he's eating Eagles scary. imagine a world where you kill an eagle.

and eat it you kill an eagle with your. face and you eat it with your. face yeah that's what they do they all. kill animals with their face their face. we can't kill jack [ __ ] with our face. our faces are [ __ ] useless for. killing things they really are they they. can kill everything with their face [ __ ]. and they eat Eagles death by face that's. like that wasn't the first time we did. that eat eag since [ __ ] high school. yeah we go eat Eagles the way he was.

eating that wasn't his first Eagle no he. knew it the [ __ ] was up there it wasn't. like guessing games the thing is what. are those guys doing just casually. filming that's a hung that bear seems. hungry I see that video I go we got to. go he seems like that's not going to. fill him up the small little Eagle it'll. fill him up for a little while and. they're scared of people. that's a black bear black bears are. scared of people for the most part but. not always like they're very. unpredictable but most of the time they. don't want to have anything to do with. people and the real problem is when you. catch a mother near their cubs and.

you're unexpected like they're better. off knowing you're there MH and for the. most part unless they're predatory and. if they're predatory they'll try to if. they're hungry they'll try to eat you. and that has happened to people before. getting mauled by a bear has to be one. of the worst nature deaths it's got to. be you rather either get eaten by a. shark or molded by a bear eaten by a. shark EAS going mold I'm going shark. shark might just chop you in half and. swim off and decide you taste like. [ __ ] A Bear's gonna I feel like the.

shark might like the way I taste Bear's. gonna just tear you. up she's confident in the. water bear is going to tear your chest. apart like an excited child opening up a. Christmas present that was also very. visceral. J you just left this place open you up. and eat your guts all right I'm going. shark while you're still alive cuz they. don't kill you they don't have to kill. you they just start eating you see what. they do to Salmon they just start eating. they don't kill you first they don't. care if cats kill you first right but.

Bears don't kill you first they don't. have to they don't care you're not going. anywhere I guess the right answer is. shark I don't know if there's a good. answer there they both suck both both. those things. suck what are you going shark or bear. I'm going shark all day every day. come in what about. wolves oo I feel like wolves I feel like. a wolf would be maybe better than a. shark no way they're going to drag you.

around one wolf no it' be a bunch of. them oh yeah yeah you when you paint. that picture I'm back at. shark it was Shark it was be shark wol. wolves back to what do you think is the. most Pleasant Animal death if you had to. pick one anac. ah nice squeeze to death no you think. that's the most Pleasant just go to. sleep you just go to sleep the old. erotic auto erotic.

exix it called auto erotic xation yeah. that one that's when like Jer in excess. he died from that who in excess yeah the. band band um what's his name from Kung. Fu David the he no one one guy I was. like they were all doing it together. like one two three guys everyone put on. the mask don't let go if you love. us you always got to wonder about those. kind of deaths though cuz that's if you. were going to kill somebody that's a. good way to pose them that's true yeah. cuz nobody wants to get involved in the. jerk off they're like oh God leave them.

alone it's like being in someone's diary. not only that it shames them in death. like if you were going to um like make. it so that you shame them in death and. you also. uh you present like such a disgusting. scenario that everybody wants just. covered up cuz if that's really what he. was into like oh if this gets out they'd. be so embarrassing so it it kind of like. stifles the possibility of exploring. whether or not they were killed MH it's. just me being criminally minded if I was.

thinking that if you're going to whack. somebody definitely put them in a. [ __ ] wet suit chove a dildo up their. ass and [ __ ] tie a rope around their. neck and have them like hang in there on. the edge of a chair and it just it. [ __ ] up it didn't work out wow when I. get when I'm like oh they were kinky. yeah they were into some [ __ ] I get. maybe that guy was a piece of [ __ ] and. maybe somebody was very mad at him or. maybe a piece of [ __ ] was really mad at. him and he was a really good guy and he.

but he couldn't keep his mouth shut. something Happ look I think for sure. there's been people that have done. things like that before of course yeah. set it up it's sick world it's a sick. sick world not saying the NXX guy I'm. saying like in the world of whacking. people there's some insane stories and. people go oh looks like a suicide oh. yeah looks like a suicide Epstein well. here's do you know this here's one even. crazier there was a guy uh who's working. for the clintons they found him hanging.

from an extension cord at a ranch with a. shotgun wound to his chest but the. weapon wasn't there and they called it a. suicide. extension whoa yeah well it seems like. they got he got whacked yeah that one. seems a little little sus well the the. guy that uh runs cash app oh no no he. got murdered by someone he. knew they arrested the guy they arrested. the guy it was he knew his sister and.

there was some sort of an altercation. about him and his sister likely story. that is the likely story you don't think. so you think it doesn't have to be that. either oh my God you're going to Pedal. in baseless conspiracies but. shees shotgun did get discovered okay so. what initially they didn't it was 30. feet from him oh Jesus pretty far but. still. close I don't know if you. would I just maybe maybe maybe that.

might work if you like put it right on. your chest and then blasted backwards. and just let go of it I wonder how far. it would go but yeah this it says he T. he was found with a cord around his neck. and and then shot himself exactly what. you said in the chest and cash app it's. like that's some some weird where like. they can't trace it or it's something. about the money see now this is from the. New York post.com right so we're not. going to know I think unless you talk to. his family unless you talk like we're. just no one knows anything no one knows.

anything the Earth is flat but just the. fact that the guy was found and he was. involved in the Epstein stuff he he had. brought Epstein to the White House like. really yeah multiple times like wasn't. that the case with him I believe he's. the same guy that did that yeah in the. same sort of case gay Maxwell's father. it was a very strange death he was found. like naked upside down in the water near. his yacht but also if you're GLA. Maxwell's father that's probably how you. get your. kid dick suck while you fill your but. hole up with sea water off the side of.

your yacht it honestly she comes from a. horny family you get really kinky when. you got that kind of money yeah you get. really kinky these guys are like hopping. naked in the. water having sex underwater holding. their breath they're like let's mix it. up give me the the furry helmet it up. yeah the furries the furries were. created so maybe that guy really did. hang himself and then shoot himself with. the chest with a shotgun 30 mil from his. house he seems weird thoughs weird like.

he might want to look into that. one oh got any satellite footage you. want to share with us every everything. I've ever said in my life is. allegedly how good do you think the. satellite footage is now like if you go. outside you think they could follow you. everywhere you look yes yes on video and. see yes I think they could have done. that 10 years ago I think so yeah to be. honest I have no idea I don't trust I. don't trust that we're not being watched. you know what I've been yelling for the. last 10 years anytime someone doesn't. something doesn't work like my phone.

glitch I'm like how did we get to the. moon and how is what are you talking. about that's like so much less. complicated than this phone getting to. the Moon yeah the amount of the amount. of power that you have in your phone is. vastly superior to the all of the. computers that were linked together in. the Apollo project that's so crazy. that's true but that is so crazy to. think about wow Joe would you go to the. Moon if someone said hey I have room on. my shuttle I think it's a trap you would. it's a trap you would where do you think.

they take you what I'm going to go to a. place that sucks it sucks it sucks I can. look at it I see it sucks like stepping. foot on it I'm sure I think looking at. Earth from space would probably be the. wildest that would be wild like think. thinking that's what I want I would like. to see like you're above. the Earth like you fly out into space. and you're looking back on the earth. that's got to be an insane thing to. experience that's got to be insane. that's got cuz you get it a little bit. when you get in a plane and then you but.

it's kind of a freaky thing that you're. like up here in the clouds and [ __ ] like. what are we doing up. here figure how do we figure out how to. do this all the time I'm not convinced. every time I'm on a plane it might be. fake they might time travel in the [ __ ]. are you talking about she does some. crazy OCD [ __ ] before we get into the. plane she's got to touch it twice oh boy. I have a touch of the D of the O and the. C and the D A Touch of the D says I have. a touch a touch a trace a trace of the a.

trace compulsive behaviors yeah if it. works for you if you got a system stick. to it go she goes don't worry I got to. touch the plane twice we get there safe. and she goes I got us you're going to be. happy I touch this plan I have to look. at the people in the eye and if the. people don't look like they have a will. to live I have to have like pay extra. attention during the flight so we can. get. there Kim controls the. fles do maybe you do two Taps that's the.

thing it's like maybe there's something. to that tell if there's someone that's. not as worried as me I have to do it I. can tell when I then someone can take. over and I go oh I can I can nap for a. while we'll both keep it up remember. when the one Captain complimented my. sunglasses yeah that Captain you should. have hit him up cuz we could have gotten. a little buddy pass out of it you should. have made that Captain your little buddy. have you ever been on um a plane where. there was a squabble a fight people. start fighting I've got been on a plane. where they had tried to a lady like you.

need to get off and she wouldn't get off. and she had to be removed and then we. all had to come off I started the Boo. for her which was really fun the Karen. boo yeah she needed it she gets involved. she treats everywh like skang Fest like. like this is a plane crowd surfing over. some of these bras you see on planes are. [ __ ] insane where people just pile on. top of each other in the sky that is so. nuts that people would do that just get. in a fight while you're flying through. the air we're in the sky people yeah it. is so crazy you can't I don't even want.

everyone jumping that much on the plane. at the same time I'm like don't move it. it's crazy that we're going this way and. it's going well every time I'm like wow. this is going well it's great we're. alive we're flying up here in the clouds. whenever I get off when I'm exiting I. look the pilot dead in the eye like I. literally am so thankful for my life. when I get off a plane I'm like dude. you're just some dude he's just some guy. standing there and how many times do. those planes. fly I I mean they're overused machines.

they are you. sure maybe they're Perfectly Used I have. no idea you just like saying. [Laughter]. that I've ever thought extensive like. search criteria to make sure that. everything is G over with a fine too. cone to make sure nothing's wrong with I. know they do but how many accidents how. many that many if you think about how. many planes fly it's one of the. obviously it's one of the safest ways to. travel if you look at it statistically. it's problema is like the one that.

happens it's so terrifying right but if. that's how you go everybody's horrified. because it's out of your hands you're in. the sky it's all nuts right so it's a. particularly terrifying way to go but. also right up there with Wolves it would. also be weird to survive a plane oh my. God I heard about a girl that survived. plane crash she was the only one by. herself she was the flight attendant. Survivor guilt only she she had was. broken ribs and I kept thinking about. her ex-boyfriend how terrified he was. like that lady is durable yeah she comes.

back up sty she comes back up and she Fs. in her hair she comes back you're like. she's dead finally that's the thing. about something like that just like. there's certain situations where it's. just dumb luck like the impact the way. it hits the way you hit where it goes. down you know it's just like it's chaos. you're F they're probably crash landing. right before Travis Barker you told me. this oh yeah he said this oh the You. Know Travis Parker that I don't know if.

this is true oh sorry I don't know if. anything's true after this [ __ ]. podcast [ __ ] dude is this even real man. what's am I even am I even here you know. um but Travis Barker I think he said in. a in a thing that his daughter asked him. not to get on the flight she had a bad. dream the plane crashed before he got on. the. flight and [ __ ] happens like with. surgeons and stuff like if you tell a. surgeon that the that you had a a bad. dream a lot of the times they'll try and.

reschedule oh. wow well for me a lot of the things I. say aren't true and people are just. going to bombard me with real facts. after this they probably will it seems. like a lot of you you're doing Voodoo. basically doing a lot of voodoo me yeah. currently no like what you're saying. Voodoo yeah we're woooo [ __ ] a little. bit of wooo is fun yeah I have an. amethyst in my bag I bet you do a little. bit of wooo is a good time a little bit. of. astrology a a little bit of everything.

little bit of sedone in a time share hey. every time sometimes you got to go to. Sedona and sit through a 10 minute 10. hour you have to go a year no okay so. what happened is. this so I told Kim I said Kimmy we're. going on vacation pack your bags we're. going to Sedona and then when she. involved me yeah and then when I called. when I called they said well on this. date you have to go to 120 minute. presentation and I said nope cuz that's. where it goes down they lock you in a. room and that's where they make you.

really sign up but I heard it gets bad I. heard sometimes they drug. you say that they get you drunk. allegedly everything I said Is A Lie. nothing I've ever said is the truth okay. so then what can you say what but you. can't say that because they'll sue you. who big time share right big time share. it's time share people you're saying you. here they drug you it's time there's. news there's a news article about a. couple that got locked in a room they. gave them a weird drink and then they. bought a time share dude really yes wait.

a they're drug you're serious she told. that couple getting drugged in a time. share and I'm I'm not saying that they. do I'm saying that this couple said that. they okay so she told funy happen with. their drinks she told me this and then. everyone I talked to was like you can't. go to S. signing couple reinds their time. nightmare where was this some even. claimed they were drug CBS I got all. inclusive resorts in Mexico suspected of. drugging.

tourist what is that how they what are. they doing are they drugging them to try. to get them to to sign up I saw it I saw. yeah and they were like suddenly b a. time then you're were splitting a. [ __ ] plays in Mexico with 10 other. people TT wait it just says tainted. alcohol what does that mean why is. there's been so much taint talk. alcoholic drinks with alcohol of bad. quality and great amounts oh well no. that's just just that's just bad drinks. there's an article where being yeah but.

isn't that weird that it said like. suspected of drugging tourists but when. you click on it that's deceptive right. the right the one right there headline. being deceptive in no way yeah but you. know what I'm saying because like what. what it actually said they did versus. what they really did what they did is. like they served them bad alcohol the AL. Al was bad but it wasn't they weren't. drugging the tourists they were just. being [ __ ] and they hadn't gotten. rid of their they were drugged yeah I. mean like okay so listen so then I. decided I'm not going to go to Sedona. even though I paid for the vacation and.

I had to eat the. cost H cuz I didn't want to get locked. into a room so here it says extortion. and all these cases there's a bunch of. cases of similar weird things happen to. people probably at the same place okay. so some people probably did get drugged. and they're probably yeah that could be. that's their. excuse who knows but now they have a. place in Hawaii that they share with. seven other. people time share in a wahoo in a wahoo.

go there chill out on the beach yep. that's the the dream is like a place on. the big island or something like that we. just yeah I like Kawai looking the thing. about the big island though it's alive. every now and then it spits out lava no. that's a little too alive for me it's. really alive. spitting out lava the the day after I. was there last with my family it. happened yeah Anup yeah was an eruption. there's great video of them there's. there was ones a few years back that.

uled this uh engulfed rather this uh. Mustang this Mustang was parked in the. street and the lava comes across the. street and just destroys the car and. just it's gone forever it's amazing. that's so crazy yeah these people live. on an active. volcano yeah it's the reason why Hawaii. exists in the first place it's a volcano. that erupted out of the ocean and it. became this five separate insane. Paradise but if you watch pull this. video up of the um Lava eating the we.

should end this soon too this a long ass. podcast watch this cuz we're having fun. we we're having fun we still oh my gosh. is't that insane that looks like a a mud. pie watch when it hits the car that. looks like an Oro look what it just does. the car just goes right through it it. just just goes right through it oh [ __ ]. just turns it into nothing it's crazy. that's the earth that is so crazy that's. the center of the earth that's the.

center of the world that's the real. center of the world coming out that's. the real Center that's literally we. found the real center of the world Kim. where you're going oh my God yeah that's. uh we were talking about Hawaii being. like the ultimate dream to live on the. big island but it is an active volcano. and this this happened recently Jesus. yeah it's like they just consumed a. car you know not very many things happen. the way you imagine as a child and. that's like what I imagine happening.

yeah yeah we all made that baking soda. volcano most people are not scared of. volcanoes but it's one of the scariest. things in all of nature I don't know. yeah it doesn't seem scary in my head. yeah well have you ever heard of super. volcanoes super volcanoes have knocked. human beings down to just a few thousand. people like 70,000 years ago was it the. Toba the Toba eruption yeah there's one. in the middle of Yellowstone that's what. that is that's a Caldera volcano a giant. ass volcano in the middle of yell Stone. how big can it it's so big it's huge.

it's like 300 kilomet across oh take out. it will take out most of the country. yeah no hold on okay we're got to worry. about bears sharks anacondas volcano. aliens aliens uh people drugging you at. all inclusive resorts time chair time. chairs you got to worry about cults. everything all of it all of it all of. got to keep your head on go back to the. gas [ __ ] swivel the gas station. sticker you got to think of something.

beautiful yes go back to l'sen end with. that go back to that gas station that. that bumper sticker that changed Kim's. life now it changed ours well listen. ladies I'm very happy we did this this. was a lot of fun this is really fun so. much fun good time we we did it like. when was the last time we did it 2014. wow that's crazy that is crazy you girls. are veterans in the game wow doing the. road I want to see the two and see like. us N9 years ago being. like today you went off you we probably.

caused lawsuits so um tell everybody. social medias tell everybody social. medias at princess princess like normal. and then shank s hen K that's where. everything is I have a link tree with. all my show dates and and you can find. everything there both pods this [ __ ]. and shank and I have a patreon and. that's it Kim uh you guys can follow me. on Twitter at Kim kongin Instagram at. Kim Kong look at y you're shy now. twitch.tv twitch.tv/ Queen kong1.

patreon.com do you play video games on. twich podcast I do I stream yeah I love. it that's awesome I love it if I could. just sit at home if you guys like to. watch it cuz I'd want to do that all day. and then go do stand up at night it's so. fun she plays fortnite I hear you so fun. you know. yeah there it is thank you yeah that's. our boy Bobby Lee yeah um yeah check. that check out the Pod listen show dates. at Kim ken.com beautiful ladies thank.

you for having so much my pleasure bye. bye. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].