Joe Rogan Experience #1981 - Pauly Shore

Jo Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day no you're fine dude come on man you. have a TR bur crashes heads twice he. wears them he can adjust it too I feel. like I'm going on up to the Mothership. with these. things dud you [ __ ] killed at the mo. Mothership that was the funniest I've. ever seen you were so loose and so silly. it was fun to see man it was first of.

all you could tell you were you've been. doing standup you look super comfortable. but you were you were so. loose it's you know it's standup as you. know as a rhythm you know and you just. kind of figure it out when you're on. stage and you never know what the [ __ ]. going to happen yeah yeah he just that. night was just um you know uh David was. nice enough to let me on his show and um. after I you know put my finger under his. boob sweat I went like this I like to do.

that a lot and then he's got sweaty. brows and I did like that and it got me. excited yeah yeah and then I and then I. went and then I saw Montgomery and I he. had his flip his hair over and then I. punched Hans in the stomach and then I. got on stage it was all happening. perfect yeah sequence of events so no. it's you know what you set up there it's. you know it's in my veins it's really in. my veins like just the second I walked. in that room I just felt this Focus.

and that's what I said to you I just. really feel like there's a focus there. well that club was a rock and roll Club. I mean that that you you see the picture. that's uh in the tunnel when you walk. onto the stage yeah when you see the big. picture of Steve Rayvon that's him. performing on that stage in 1983 yeah. that's the AL old Alamo Draft House it. was only the Alamo Draft House from the. two I think it was like 2007 on okay. before that it had been a bunch of. things it was a pool hall at one point. in time it was a a nudie movie theater.

at one point in time it was a punk rock. club like all the posters that you see. that are in The Green Room that are in. those are all posters of people. performing at the rits it's all like the. so the rits before the before the Alamo. yes oh it's been the rits since 1927 it. has to stay the Ritz no matter what it. is that sign the Ritz always exists. because it's a historical landmark. right yeah I know well it's just what. you gutted it out though and you just I. mean how how much I mean you allowed to.

say how much money he spent on it yeah. well I'm allowed to say it oh you don't. say it okay well you spent he spent a. lot you spent a lot of money on it yeah. he had those two stages to pay. construction people no I I get it but. they did a great job it was they [ __ ]. nailed it were there two stages before. or yes there was two they had converted. it when they converted it to the movie. theater I think that's when they turned. it into two rooms huh yeah I don't know. how they did it uh but we have the same. architect fortunately so he knew exactly.

all the bones the building beams and all. that stuff yeah yeah all that stuff. where the electricals yeah so you know. there's this thing that's happening you. know and obviously I've been in it my. whole life you know since I was four. yeah and you know and it's I'm you know. first of all I'm so proud of you you. know I have I I see you sometimes and I. we give each other hugs I say I love you. and but I don't get to say how proud I. am of you I've seen you my whole you. know for years.

and and um you know on behalf of my mom. too you know because um I know how much. you love her and I know how much she. means to you and I know how far you've. come I know how far you've come cuz I. remember when you first stepped at the. store and I remember seeing you in. Boston and I remember cuz we're the same. age and we came up at the same time yeah. and I'm so proud of you dude and when I. saw you on when I saw you on that stage. at M M when you worked with Chappelle I.

was like this guy's [ __ ] funny you. know like really funny dude and I'm not. just saying that because you know you. become this you know this this massive. business and you're just this I'm saying. that from comic to Comic I'm really. proud of you thank you very much. appreciate it man yeah and um you're. funny dude you know well no for real. because I've Seen It All I've seen I've. seen the best you know I see I see you. on stage agage I see Kennis you know.

I've seen Kennis I've seen prior I've. seen Eddie I've seen all these guys at. their best and then when I saw you at. MGM I'm like [ __ ] dude you're really. like in the pocket you're not pushing it. you know what I mean and it's great been. doing a lot of sets and moving out to. here it kind of changed everything. because I first of all I realized how. important the store was like I knew I. was going to live out here but that uh. having a community and having a place. where you get to see people do sets all.

the time and you you work with Killers. like all the time on the road the thing. is you don't really work with other. people that much you work with the two. people that you bring with you or one. person you bring with you and you're not. like in the mix with all the killers and. I think that that's very critical to. what we do well that's what you've done. out here yeah that was that was the. thing to do it was like the thing to do. it was like there were so many Comics. that had decided to move here and a lot. of them knew that I uh I tried to do it.

at another place and didn't work out and. so that was like a big delay that that. took like an extra year yeah took a long. ass time yeah I mean um Hans Montgomery. David Lucas these these you know working. with Tony and just seeing these guys. grow and now they're [ __ ] headlining. shows yeah I mean it's [ __ ] der D and. Assad those guys are killing they're so. much tighter and they're doing so many. sets because we're doing two shows a. night in both rooms.

so there's two shows in each room T. night so they they're getting all the. stage time there's Open Mic Nights two. nights a week just like the store yeah I. I talked to Lucas at the store who you. know works the bar and I'm like dude you. got to just move out to Austin cuz this. is happening out here Lucas he's a funny. dude yeah he's very funny and he's a. nice guy and he cares and and and you. know like you just said your guys are. becoming monsters on stage and a lot of. it has to do with you know the platform. that you gave them you know and I love.

the fact that you um you put the phones. in the purses you know you put the. phones in the under BS yeah it's [ __ ]. I think every Comedy Club should do that. that is a a definite sense of Freedom. yeah there's that too and also keeps. people from being distracted like people. are just so addicted to their [ __ ]. phones it makes the show better I wanted. to put my I wanted to put this in a. Yonder here and it's already it's off I. still want to just want to [ __ ] throw. it one of the things I've learned from. doing this podcast.

is that it's really the only time during. the day where I get to sit for a few. hours and not look at my phone or I'm. I'm not always just checking my email. checking my text message responding to. text message I haven't responded to yet. trying to keep up with emails yeah I. just did overwhelming yeah I just did a. five-day pretty intense group therapy. that I've been involved with since I was. 19 years old and uh deals with a lot of. um trauma different things like that and. I'm actually a staff I kind of help.

people out with the stuff they they go. through and in in return When you help. people out you get help too like for. instance for me um you know I've been. doing it since I was. 19 um and it's a 5day program and it. just helped me deal with the trauma you. know my parents my parents passing and. um you know just different things that. have happened personally in my life. because you know um I know when I was on. here last time I was talking about the. career this and that and all these.

different things and you know a lot of. those things that you know happen to us. as people and people listening aren't. who we are it's kind of it's It's circum. things that have happened to us that we. become angry or we become sad or we. become depressed but it's not who we are. because who we are are are we start off. with as innocent babies you know we go. into the world and all these [ __ ] up. things kind of happen to us and you know. the the the stuff with my family and the. store and my mom you you know I'm not.

just a whatever guy I'm not Donald Trump. you know I even though probably. underneath it he's probably [ __ ] up. but I don't have you know but as far as. turtle shell yeah I have this emotion I. got that from my mom and my dad um and. um and it's hard you know what I mean. it's hard um but so I'm I'm I feel. pretty good and um and it's it's. difficult but you know I want to look I. want to look into the future my next 30. Years and I just want to try to be. joyful full and you know and and my.

thing is half full you know a lot of us. in life we always look at other people. and we're always like going you know oh. like I can look at Adam Sandler I can. look at all these guys that are just you. know or I can you know look at the fact. of what I have you know and and it's and. and I'm not the only one I think. everyone should you know think about. that because especially like you said. with social. media everyone Compares thems how many. people are watching.

people like us and all that [ __ ] yeah. that's so [ __ ] up for kids cuz they're. they're just constantly comparing each. other's likes and you know who you know. who's got more followers and they're all. competing against each other and you. then you hear about these kids that are. like YouTube stars that are 14 15 years. old and they've got millions of. followers like what's the youngest. YouTube star that has like a giant. following these kids are essentially. getting like the toys he probably wasn't. he like and he had like oh yeah that guy.

that's insane maybe he's 10 now yeah. he's that guy that's insane that little. kid probably can't go anywhere imagine. him trying to go to the park all the. little kids probably freaking out. where's the toys [ __ ] what what about. what you do with the extra toys but what. about what about you I mean you're. you're you've really like I mean you've. I mean you know I've seen it everyone. has seen it you've just really I mean. you've how do people how do people get. to you it's difficult right no but you. know what I'm saying like how do you. like for instance like you don't have a.

Booker on this show well I do but but I. don't like I choose yeah you're the. booker yeah but it's not like someone. like picks the lineup and then I go over. it with them no so like for instance. like Nicholas Cage is my next neighbor. in Las Vegas like he's a friend I've. known him for many years like how would. he get to you if he want to be love to. have him on I love that guy yeah he's. awesome I saw a video they did about his. house in Vegas oh yeah 60 minutes right. yeah yeah yeah he's awesome I love that.

guy I met him once a long time ago at a. boxing gym yeah he was there with his. son his son was taking lessons at this. uh boxing gym that I used to work out in. Hollywood yeah super nice guy so but but. it was a weird one you know it was like. whoa that's Nicholas Cage just hanging. out in the boxing gym with his kid so. how do people like that get to you to. get on your show just like this like. this like this he he text you you text. me hey what's up right right that' be. great nice to meet you he would be great. on your show yeah yeah he'd be awesome. fun dude he's [ __ ] I mean with that.

Nicholas Cage movie what was it what was. it what was the act I don't want to [ __ ]. the title but him and Pedro Pascal oh my. God that movie's good yeah he's aable. weight of massive Talent yeah so good. cuz I see cuz Mark Maron I see at the. store all the time and uh and he's. always like you know your nck Nicholas. Cage your next door neighbor you know I. wanted to he the podcast and I'm like. and I text Nick I'm like yo my friend. Mark Marin wants to be on on your p on. the the podcast and he didn't text me.

back you know so I mean not to dismark. Mar I don't I don't know maybe he was. just too busy Retreat the what a retreat. maybe he put his phone down for a week. did one of those things yeah could be so. um yeah so I think he would be great on. this so if I know any people that I. think that that you would like I'll I'll. yeah defin yeah so um yeah it's a it's a. weird thing to you know have like this. sort of a show yeah but I got to keep.

doing it the way I've always done it. this is the way I've always done it this. is when you started in the basement with. red band right well we were in a uh we. were we started your couch right on my. couch and then we moved to uh I had a. spare bedroom that I had converted into. an office so then we converted my office. into the podcast Studio yeah so it was. half my office half of it was the. podcast Studio it was like so. rudimentary it was so dude it was so. like Wayne and G you know right just. like in the basement it was you know. what it was it was the response to I.

always wanted I love the hang of being. on those morning talk shows but I knew. that nobody would ever give me one and I. probably wasn't good at it anyway like. podcasting is like anything else I think. I think you get better at it the more. you do it if you go back and listen to. my early ones that was terrible just you. get better at it and I think that what. we missed was like the op and Anthony. hang you do the op and Anthony show was. a bunch of comics just sitting around. talking [ __ ] about things it was so fun. so do you ever prepare for your for your.

interviews oh yeah for sure oh really. depending on who they are right so did. you prepare for this no no you're my. friend he like [ __ ] I don't have to. prepare for you I have to prepare for. things like oh like scientists and. things like that someone's coming on to. discuss uh something really crazy like I. I I really have to pay attention to what. the questions are that I can ask right. like we had a Mio Kaku was on yesterday. M Kaku do you know who he is I heard. about him he he a scientist right yes.

he's a Quantum physicist and he was on. discussing Quantum Computing and it's so. I can't even open my laptop it's so. above my head it's so above my head it's. so hard to he's. like he's he's so smart it's like he's. like hanging out with toddlers you know. like what he's when he was 17 years old. he made a particle collider in his. garage I don't know what a particle. collider is it's miles and miles of. copper tube and it sends something.

through it and he photographed. antimatter in his garage with this. device when he was 17 wow like that's a. different kind of human you know 17 you. were hanging out the store 17 I was in. Newton Massachusetts like being a [ __ ]. like this guy was making a particle. collider in his basement or in his. garage it's crazy there's people that. are just there's so much smarter than. you in in different ways right like I. don't think he probably wouldn't be a. great comic but there's so they's so so. you had to do a little research for yeah.

what's it called. mokaku M Kaku um but some even more than. that like it depends on you know. whatever the subject is like some some. people I want to read their book first. and then have them on have questions. yeah and then as far as um as far as. living out here now um being in um in. atin Austin is very I don't want to use. the word liberal but there's a lot of. hipsters and people with skinny jeans. and that stuff is it weird being cuz I.

don't want to say you're red or you're. not red cuz I don't [ __ ] know most. people think you're red is it like. you're you're wait you're red living in. a blue City and a red. state that is uh this is city but I'm. not really red that's what I don't. either just no no I've never voted. Republican in my life yeah I think that. the both systems suck and I think um. that what what I'm pushing back against. is the crazy ideologies it has nothing.

to do with universal basic income it has. nothing to do with welfare it has. nothing to do with u funding Community. programs and cleaning up cities like I'm. all for all that stuff I'm even for. higher taxes if I believe the government. was competent with your money and it's. not I'm not like higher if if it's. higher taxes and it it proves that we. have less crime and the world's a safer. place that would be great but that. doesn't seem like they know how to do. that and it what seems like when you. give a lot of money to the government.

they create a lot of government jobs and. those government jobs make those people. a lot of money we looked into the the. homeless situation in LA and it's my my. friend [ __ ] Noir told me about this. because he's a lawyer and he went to San. Francisco and he was in San Francisco he. was talking to someone he's like why. haven't they fixed the homeless things. he like a funding issue and the guy was. like no it's the opposite they make so. much money the people that are in charge. of dealing with the home situation some. of them are making more than ,000 a year. like $240,000 a year and the homeless.

thing just keeps getting worse so what. do you what do you think it is it's your. your opinion it's mental health it's. people that are addicted to drugs people. there's a lot of soldiers unfortunately. there's a lot of vets that came back and. their experiences were very traumatic. for them and they never recovered and. they maybe they got on drugs as well. there's a lot of people with mental. illness need group therapy you know it. all started dur during the Reagan. Administration I believe check if this. is true I think during the. Administration they.

changed what like they can do in terms. of like mental health institutes they. decided to like let people out instead. of like there's certain people that just. they have to be cared for you know. they're so compromised that in a a a. good just Society you would care for. those people and there would be a. dedicated place just like there's. dedicated PE place for people who have. bad knees you go in you get surgery you. know they don't go [ __ ] walk it off. [ __ ].

they have a place that's no it's similar. to AA right I mean AA is pretty much a. place you know for we all have friends. that are in AA and they go there and. they they have was it the 10 step rules. 12 12 steps how what not to do when you. physically walk in a bar so here it is. 1981 President Ronald Reagan who had. made major efforts during his. governorship governorship to reduce. funding and enlistment for California. mental institutions pushed a political.

effort through the US Congress to repeal. most of mhsa the mhsa was considered. Landmark legislation in mental health. care policy so I think what happened was. when that mhsa act got passed in 1980. what what happened was they just started. letting people out in the streets when I. was a boy I remember a marked increase. in homeless people in Boston when this. happened and I remember people talking.

about it and they're like d they're just. letting them on the street now like it's. not that's not caring for someone that's. not being kind that's insane and you. would see people just having screaming. matches with themselves like they're. clearly mentally ill and clearly not on. medication just screaming at people that. aren't there and fighting demons [ __ ]. you see it on the streets so if you were. president in a serious serious cuz. obviously you could probably run and. probably win if you wanted to I know you. don't want to dude I'm I'm not running. for anything I know but I'm just saying.

if you decided and you and you're and. you and one of your um one of your uh uh. uh arms was mental health and that was. what would you do if you were talking to. say Tony Tony Hinchcliffe was in charge. of the mental health what would you tell. him to do that's the last person I'd put. in charge he'd have them all killed. that's true Tony Hench would tell him. hey guys keep backing up we're going to. take a picture maybe the edge of a. [ __ ]. cliff Tony hch Cliff's ruthless what. would you what would you say it wouldn't.

be me but if somebody was president if. they were going to fix this what they. would do is reinstitute something like. that change change what that was and go. back not just to the old way but even. better go back to a way where if you. have someone who's mentally compromised. you know that they could be cared for. and we would be willing to pay for that. in taxes I'm sure we would I'm sure we. would if if they knocked homelessness. down to like a tiny tiny fraction of. what it is now and our tax paid for. mental health instit institutes who.

knows if that wasn't like more. profitable for the overall Society it. probably would be it would probably be. more profitable if there was less. break-ins less crime less people having. overdoses in the streets you know less. assaults less I mean who knows what. horrific things go on in those. encampments they basically have this. like these chaos Shanty towns in the. middle of one of the biggest cities in. the greatest country in the world and. everyone's just tolerating it but.

meanwhile if you jwalk on Sunset they'll. [ __ ] arrest you like it or at least. they used to before so so back to the AA. situation because my father Sammy Samy. short rest in peace he was an alcoholic. so he had to drink so it wasn't like one. drink and then but he had to keep going. so that's what he did is he he had to. stop to go to AA so do you think there's. something like that for for people from. mental health besides AA with all the CU.

there's some people that are addicted to. pills or or you know what I mean well I. think if anything we should open up all. possible options and make them legal and. that would include psychedelic therapies. because I know personally many people. who have done ibaan ibaan is not a fun. one apparently I haven't experienced it. myself but it's a. 24hour experience that just rips you. down to the core of your being and. explains to you in some strange way all.

the different moments in your life that. have shaped you and all the different. things that have become a problem people. quit cigarettes like that after they do. they quit heroin like that it also does. something strange to remap the mind can. you put up was it ient what Iain can you. put that up so we can just stare at it. for a sec Iain Ian yeah and uh it comes. from the aboga tree I think it's Isa is. it part of the iasa thing no it's. different it's a different different. type of psychedelic you think if you. take that or there's been studies if you.

take that then you can get rid of yes. these things yeah many many many people. have gone and sought ibigan therapy to. get rid of pills to pills so then if you. were president which you're not but you. would tell your your your your your your. guy to say go get some iaan and give it. a people the people in jail or something. what I would say to anybody who was. going to be president like maybe a. tulsey gabard that would be something to. do if we could Institute ibaan Institute. if we had iaan centers in this country.

where people could go and have these. experiences I think we could create. better people we'd have less people that. are addicted to pills yeah I mean is it. going to be a one siiz fits-all for. every no nothing is not therapy isn't. psychedelics aren't you know exercise. isn't there's not a one- siiz fits-all. for anybody to fix your life but if. there's anything that has been shown to. be very effective I think we should. explore that and one of those things is. illegal that doesn't make any [ __ ]. sense and one those things that is. illegal is iame yeah my mom um when she.

started to get sick with uh Parkinson's. we took her to uh to um was at the. Bahamas and she got a fetal cells. injected in her yeah and that was. something that she was um you know she. was uh very she believed very strongly. that you know putting B she was like put. some baby cells in. me put put some feet dude it was [ __ ]. insane it was like me and Bob Wheeler. The Comedy Store accountant over there.

we flew down to the Bahamas cuz you. couldn't do it where did they get the. baby tissue I don't know dude it was we. but we I remember like it was yesterday. so we drove in a you know the the the. doctor and my mom paid like 20 grand or. 10 or 15 whatever it was and they you. know within that you the package deal is. is the the the flight the hotel and then. the baby. fetuses so um we went down there and um. and a car picked us up it had a sign. Mitsy Shore and uh and we went in there.

we went and then we drove her the next. morning and we put her in a room with. the doctor and they injected her with. fetal cells but I personally cuz she had. Parkinson's for a while I personally. think it actually helped her you know I. think it prolonged you know because if. you put the the the the um the baby. cells in there they're obviously baby. cells she why is that so funny it's just. so [ __ ] up to think of but that she. did it a couple times there has they've. been shown with stem cells just all.

kinds of stem cells that um put the baby. in me what are you doing put a stop. [ __ ] around put it in me let's. go you know what I mean that's such your. mom it's so funny oh your mom was the. best yeah I tell everybody that your mom. was the number one fny number one most. important person in comedy that wasn't a. comedian yeah your mom 100% yeah she was. number one so so some [ __ ] yeah. everything lined up yeah I they don't.

use baby cells anymore but the baby. thing what well maybe they do what what. are you talking about they really. prolong my life but that that is the. reason why it took so long for stem. cells to get um use and and funding in. in in America because the people. especially people on the right thought. that stem cells had to be like aborted. fetuses like we everyone connect you. mean they're not yeah what's going on so. I remember when the really religious. right Wing people were talking about. that I was like oh no like this is crazy.

they're they're killing babies for stem. cells and then when I looked into it I. was like oh no no no it's there's a. bunch of different you get stem cells. from bone marrow you get stem cells from. adapost tissue from fat I need some from. my penis W whoa hey imagine if they. figured out a way to make your dick. bigger that's what I'm saying or harder. all the time it would just be like girls. with Gian tits that's what it would be. like the guys would just completely. overdo it they'd have a useless dick I. mean a lot of Instagram pictures of guys. with h sticks.

[Laughter]. just. nothing I I mean I think there I think. there should be you know should be. something like that I mean they what do. they take the uh they take the fat off. your butt and they put it in into your. dick yeah into your dick and they make. it a I don't think you should let them. do that right I did you know what I did. have I did have a uh black blad surgery. yeah yeah I did what happened to your.

bladder I was just peeing a lot was it. leaky or something no it wasn't leaky. what happened was I would go pee at. night and then my bladder wouldn't um it. wouldn't empty so I'd go pee and then I. lied back down I'm like [ __ ] I still. have more pee and I'd do that four or. five times in the middle of the night. and then I finally went um I went and. got a uh um I went to my doctor and he. sent me up with the urologist in uh at. Cedars and he was this gay dude and. imagine that a gay urologist. and this isn't a joke this is real and.

um he's like let me see your dick I'm. like dude that's not [ __ ] cool come. on let me see it the. [ __ ] and so I showed him my dick he's. like ooh I'm like what the [ __ ] no so so. I did a a a procedure called resume so. if you don't believe me uh it's you can. why would I not believe you well I'm. just saying cuz it doesn't sound doesn't. sound an. alien but it's resume I said I said I go. what does this do he goes well once do. the procedure then you resume how you.

used to pee before you had a pee problem. so uh you wake up in the uh they steam. your prostate steam it they steam it. yeah it yeah they steam it right there. uh resume procedure uses sterile water. vapor steam that is injected into the. enlarged portions of the prostate the. steam causes the prostate cells that are. responsible for the enlargement to die. which then leads to shrinkage of the. prostate which in turn creates a more. open urinary pathway oh that's. interesting it it was a pretty easy.

procedure science it was a amazing fix. Paulie's dick science pictures but don't. do it yeah don't show the pictur I don't. want to see someone's dick get steamed. so you wake up in the morning or you. wake up after the procedure it's only. like a 15-minute procedure you wake up. and I I had a a catheter in my dick yay. and then I piss bag right here connected. to it oh so so I said how long do I have. to wear this he goes he goes for week. I'm like dude that's [ __ ] up so for a.

week bro I'm like saying high five to my. friend I might even seen you with a I. had a piss bag yeah so do you like tape. it to your body like what you no you do. a velcro to your to your to your um leg. right here whoa and and so I had it for. a whole week and it was the best week of. my life cuz I would be going I'd be. going to dinner with friends just be. pissing and [ __ ] talking at the same. time and they're like what's so what are. you doing I'm like don't worry go on. this is a great story that's fantastic. oh that's hilarious and then um I drove. from I remember driving from Las no.

driving from LA to Las Vegas and it's a. 4-Hour Drive I didn't have to stop once. but when I got to Vegas I had a huge. like piss tumor connected to my um. connected to my leg cuz you just keep. peeing and then and then at what point. in time does it become disgusting like. you're charting around [ __ ] yeah. after a week then it's like a a week. yeah after a week what's the longest you. gone without changing it for real oh no. you never change it dump it out oh you. just every couple hours you dump every. couple hours okay like you never like.

walked around like four or five hours. with a bag of piss TR no no no but uh so. that that's what I thought he was saying. is that what you thought he was saying. yeah we got confused so you have to. change the actual physical bag itself. yeah you had yeah you had to it probably. smells yeah but it was it worked good so. if there's any of your listeners that. pee a lot in the middle of the night. check out resume did you eat any. asparagus I just talking to that oh did. you see my PE was green or something no. no no because if asparagus makes your.

pee smell oh so I was wondering like. could you smell it through the bag that. would be interesting cuz if like we all. went to dinner I'm like paully have some. asparagus if I knew that had the piss. bag on and then if I just smell. asparagus pee like you [ __ ] just. sitting there peeing no would smell you. know what that is when you smell it I. think I'll probably let everybody know I. was peeing if that was going on like hey. guys I'm about to pee just let you know. I don't have to go anywhere yeah it was. great it's tough to sell like hey that's.

actually science has shown that it's. actually the best way to pee because you. just pee whenever you want and holding. your pee is actually very bad for you. really bad for you so we're just going. to give this everyone just start walking. around with a piss bag SLA yeah they. need one for [ __ ] I think that you think. you know what I mean no well but uh the. dumbest thing we do for [ __ ] is just. smear it with toilet paper like once I. got one of them uh toilets that squirts. water at your butt oh wow you never had. one no I've seen it but I never had one. Paulie really you got to get one of.

those there's a whole bunch of them. there's one that's a bedet right well. it's not a bedet cuz it's a it's like a. toilet it's like a toilet seat to day oh. yeah you have one in the other room yeah. your guy showed me around your place go. try it out you guys show around your. place so you got the sauna and you got. the cold Plunge in the back uhhuh yeah. that's dope have you done that I've done. it yeah I've been saing I mean that's. every time I see you talk about the cold. plunge and the sa I'm like yeah that's. my guy that's what I do is the best. both of them reset your brain so well.

yeah I usually go to the uh Russian Bath. House in New York and la and then also. the Korean spa I love it Ari loves that. Russian Bath House in New York he so. he's always going on those yeah that's. the it's the best it's so good for your. body yeah really is yeah it's great um. yep where you living in Vegas still um. no I got a I kept a place there but I. moved back to LA oh yeah so how is it. it's cool is all right everything's good. yeah everything's awesome it's uh you.

know I don't want to tell you where my. house is there's people listening but uh. no I'm very happy there um that's where. I was born and raised so it's like you. know I feel good there but I like to. leave I like it here dude it's fun I. [ __ ] love it here this is really cool. here it's fun and what you're doing is. is I mean it's great thank you well that. was the whole I mean it worked out. better than I thought it could but that. was kind of the idea and I think it was. kind of cool that I mean not kind of of. cool but I think just obviously. everything is up to this guy upstairs.

but I think the 2-year kind of building. up to it got your guys better got. everyone better working at the Vulcan. and and working around town and you know. it was this it was this pimple that. everyone was developing and developing. and then finally Boom the mothership. came and then boom everyone's like boom. and now it's just b b boom and it's this. thing yeah well and also that everybody. had kind of shared my sentiments about. getting out like Tom seura was one of. the first Tony hinchcliff was one of the. first I think Tony came out first Ron.

White was actually already here before. the pandemic and it was also one of the. reasons why I loved it cuz he was always. telling me like it's the best [ __ ]. City you ain't got to deal with all the. [ __ ] you deal with in Hollywood and. you know he would always talk so great. about this town well I think what you're. doing for comedy is great I mean you're. creating uh this Emerald City for New. York and la and and people to come out. here and and you got all these stages. and it's great and then also uh Red Band. started a club too yeah right down the. street that's cool yeah well it was a.

club that already exist and he he bought. into it as an investor and um they're um. they have a really nice room it's like I. think it's like 500 seats right down the. street yeah and I think it's great. because I remember coming back I'm. coming to Austin in the 90s when I was. touring and and everyone remembers. Austin 6th Street Music Yeah Austin 6. Street Music and now it's slowly. starting to be comedy is the first thing. and then music is the second thing and. it's great I think you know I we that. one little spot you have the creek in.

the cave that's on Seventh and then you. have the Vulcan which is on Sixth and. we're on Sixth and then next to the. Mothership is the Sunset Strip Club. they're all in the same area you could. so guys are walking from Club to club. and doing sets in town and you guys are. doing four or five sets a night. sometimes especially when they're doing. two shows in certain places M so it's uh. and then there's other rooms outside. it's like people are starting their own. rooms which always happens you know like. open micers it's one of the things open.

micers have always done like they'll get. a Wednesday at some place and and they. start you know having people come in. they work a deal with the door like. really sort of you know business-minded. open micers have done that forever no. it's great no it's great and and you you. know you're the leader well I just did. it because I could you know it was like. one of those things was like if someone. could they should and you can so why. aren't you okay well you should you know. I had like a talk with myself about it.

like godamn do you really want to take. on this cuz I would always tell people. be nice to comedy club Owners because. you don't want to be one you don't want. to be some person hoping that this guy. shows up and he wasn't doing coke last. night and he isn't on a two-day Bender. he didn't miss his flight or he didn't. sleep in or didn't you know there's so. many factors dealing with your. livelihood if you're a club owner and. then you know you have people get too. drunk they crazy they do this they that. they wreck their hotel room and you know.

you're you're constantly like putting. out fires I'm like if you can make a. harmonious relationship with a club. owner do it try to be as nice to them as. possible you work together you don't. want to be them you don't want to open a. comedy club that's too much work but now. I W up doing it yeah so what's it like. being an owner you're 100% owner yeah so. what's it like well it's easy because. the people that are running it are great. you know if it wasn't for Curtis and. Adam and Eric and Jodie and and all the.

people that and Carrie the people that. we knew from the store if it wasn't for. them it they wouldn't be able to to work. like this they have such a long. experience in running clubs so it's that. helps a lot and big big factor for. Comics that are listening that want to. get in in at your Club what's the. process is it yeah I'm not going to like. put that out there they could figure it. out the best way to go do is go to Open. Mic nights if you're you're just. starting out or you know Adam egot is. the talent coordinator if you're an. established reach out to him but he's. been reaching out to everybody anyway.

it's like it's it's nice it's been it's. been very smooth from the the opening. jump and then mostly the small room is. the developmental room not only develop. no Chappelle did that room the he broke. it in the first night it's a fun room to. do sets because it's very intimate cuz. it's 120 seats it's really I love that. room that was a great room yeah that. tonight tonight I'm doing your other. room and I haven't I did Kill Tony last. night and that was great so tonight's. the first first night that I'm going to. do a spot in your you love it your. bigger room yeah you love it the sound's.

amazing it's just it's all it just we. really spent a lot of time making sure. that everything was dialed in and also I. brought in Louis CK who helped a lot. Louis CK uh had me change a couple. things about the small room had me made. this make the stage smaller and lower. the ceiling even more the ceiling was. already low it's like can you lower it. more I was like I think we can can we. lower it more and then there was like. all these discussions so it actually. delayed the opening by a few weeks from. his suggestions but all awesome they. were all perfect suggestions and then.

everybody else suggested things too Tony. had some suggestions David Lucas had. some suggestions Like Comics have been. coming to visit this for the last year. and a half we've been talking wouldn't. do you think we should do this it's like. one of those things so I get everybody. together and I'm like okay should we. have screens where you could watch the. comics in The Green Room yeah okay what. about like if we have a clock over the. screen like everybody has like a. different idea okay what about if we had. Stars I think might have been Brian. Simpson had that idea have you know. because the star like the light in the O.

we we have a a blue light and a green. light so we have the blue one for the. big room and the green one for the. little room and they go off when it goes. off in that room they go off also inside. the green room so you could be sitting. there go oh he's got the light and you. see it you just walk right on the stage. and then when when the the customer. walks in explain the I know I've seen. the video but they walk in they go. upstairs the uh the the the the the the. the bigger room room is on the second. floor and then the smaller room is on.

the third floor um is that yes yeah yeah. it's exactly what it is yeah and then. it's horribly I I don't even think of it. as having that many floors but I guess. it does and then also I know when I was. backstage with you when we were kicking. it you looked at your curtains and you. said oh we got to change the curtain in. the big room so it looks like the. smaller curtain yeah the smaller room. curtains a better curtain yeah yeah it's. weird to be just thinking about those. things but yeah so who's so should we. tell Curtis to do that oh you already. did it yeah it should be this week it. should be put up holy [ __ ] so it's going.

to match yeah it'll be better I was. going to I was going to ask you I've. been doing a um for the last couple. years I've been doing a oneman show. about my childhood oh yeah and it was uh. kind like my version of Undisputed Truth. which is the Mike Tyson play oh nice so. it's called stick with the. dancing so it's called stick with the. dancing CU that's what my mom said to me. after she saw me perform for the first. time that's hilarious so cuz I perform. why don't you come out and do a weekend. want to do a weekend at the that's what. I wanted to talk to do you have screens. on screens we have on the bigger room.

yes in both rooms yeah so if I perform. there's things yeah yeah we have a. projector in the ceiling and guy can oh. great yeah I want to do that it'll take. like a little extra coordination with. whoever is doing it so they know what. the files are and you can go over them. with them but I'm sure you could do it. yeah set up for that yeah it's a pretty. cool it's a pretty cool show and uh I. can't wait to see it yeah it's fun dude. you you you got babysitted by Sam. Kennison it's one of the funniest. [ __ ] stories of all time like what a. crazy thing your mom did she left you as.

a little child was one of the most. maniacal comedians that's ever existed. well it wasn't it wasn't exactly like. that it was more it was more like Sam. was I was 14 years old I was a shorter. to cook at The Comedy Store in Westwood. my mom would put Sam on last cuz all he. would do is Scream and then he would. literally you know there'd be six people. left in the room in Westwood and he'd. throw the stools he'd throw the his. stool at the audience remember they'd. Scamper off he'd smoke weed in the. parking lot and then he would um you.

know I'd feed him hamburgers so I kind. of just I was always taking care of. comedians what year was this this was uh. probably 84 8 84 885 I was in high. school really hit in ' 86 that's when he. really hit yeah yeah so did I ever tell. you my story how I found out about him. it's probably Boston with parento or. something no a girl that I worked with. at the Boston Athletic Club m still to. this day I can't remember her [ __ ]. name she was really cool though she was.

this big volleyball player girl like big. athletic girl and uh she goes to me she. goes have you seen Sam Kennis can Sam. Kennison whatever his name was um I go. no I have it and so she acts out in the. parking lot the whole bit about. him no no no no the the uh homosxual. neilia having. sex she acted it out in the parking lot. she like oh oh life keeps [ __ ] you in. the ass even after you're dead it never.

ends me laughing at her acting it out in. the parking lot made me go get the VHS. tape so I got a VHS tape of his his HBO. special and I was like holy [ __ ] so I. found out about it from a girl acting. out the bit she's on her stomach in the. parking lot going oh oh feels like. something's in my ass I know you you. can't believe it that angle was genius. it's such a [ __ ] geni hilarious. genius point of view that that night was.

that was. 1987 and that was at the Roxy on Sunset. and my mom had an Afterparty for him at. the house wow at the doany house so that. night afterwards Sam came to the house. with everyone and um and I was so. excited cuz I wanted to show my my. saltwater fish tank cuz as a kid I had a. saltwater fish tank and I brought him up. to my room and I said Sam look at my. tank and he wasn't impressed at all he's. like but he told me to take the top off. the saltwater fish tank it was a big. black top and I took it down he dumped.

all this coke on. it and he started chopping up lines and. he says have fun and me and my friend. Dave we snorted Sam's Coke that night. and I felt like so cool I felt like no. for real I was like [ __ ] this guy you. know and then I just followed him around. so as far as him him babysitting me it. was it was no so that just the way. everybody described it yeah I mean Lois. bronfield babysit C me Jackson Purdue. Babys set me m binder Argus Hamilton all.

those guys yeah so you were essentially. just like his young Protege yeah I would. f it was like the M Michael Jordan. commercial like you know the kid want to. be like Mike I want to be like or I want. to be like Sam right so look at you yeah. so what year is that I was probably 11. wow it was probably 11 what a [ __ ]. crazy place to grow up yeah back then oh. my God back then back I mean back so. many stories dude I mean I'm there now. and it's it's great obviously it's the.

store but when Mom was there it was just. like you never know what the [ __ ] was. going to happen you never knew who was. going to pull in the [ __ ] lot you. never knew who was going to come up it. was just like it was like it was like. someone shooting guns yeah not literally. but just as far as the energy boom boom. boom I mean Eddie Murphy used to show up. with like six. rolls-royces like for real dude and then. Richard would show up and you know and. all these guys would just R this is this. is around when you got there it was kind. of towards right you got there 90 94.

that was before when I got there yeah I. saw the um the calendar you had from my. mom where she put your name I thought. that was really cool yeah it very cool. yeah so um yeah so that was that was. that time you know you know I'm really. proud of his Argus Argus yeah what is. that what year is. that that was last year no I'm paully. Shore bringing up Eddie Murphy yeah when. did Eddie retire so he retired in what. year he stopped doing standup when um I.

don't know was a while I was at I was at. his house probably five years ago and I. was just like dude what are you doing. like you're [ __ ] you're the best dude. like let's go he's he's literally the. best I think he should come out here and. do it he'd be great cuz you put the. phones in the in the pouches he could do. that anywhere if you wanted to I think. the hard part would be like doing it. just getting going I I think if he did. it once then he'd want to do it all the. time you know but it's like you get. locked up in that movie world but he's. also in case in his house that's the.

same thing with Dr Dre Dr Dre um he. would be great on this show I'd love to. have him on okay Dre what's up I'm going. to put you on a show so we could text. him right now so I've known Dre when my. mom died he was he was he was uh one of. like the two or three people that really. reached out to me cuz he knew how close. I was with my mom yeah he sent me. flowers it was really beautiful that's. cool yeah it was it was great very cool. and um but I went to his house you know. these guys get these guys are so so big.

and so wealthy they enclose themselves. right so um I saw him at I re. reconnected with him at Dave Chappelle. Show at the uh the Hollywood Bowl and. he's like yo hit me up da d d d da I hit. him up I go to his house and it's like. [ __ ] El Chapo bro it's like you know. what I mean it's like he's I don't want. I don't want to reveal all this [ __ ] but. it's like you know it's it's pretty. heavy but I go in there he's the same. [ __ ] guy that he was you know 20 30. years ago of course most people are they. just they do deteriorate psychologically.

though in isolation yeah he says yo man. you want to see me you come here so it. was pretty cool that's also a nice thing. about having this club that I'm hanging. around with Comics all the time you know. and it's just there's you're not. isolated you're and as a comic one of. the things that does happen when you. tour we're talking about you you bring. an opening act you maybe hang out with. them and that's it like that's the whole. weekend it's kind of ating and if you're. not with that person then you go and you.

use like local opening acts I mean maybe. it's great and you meet a great friend. that's how met aura or maybe it's. terrible and you have a shitty weekend. with people you don't like so yeah so. what do you think of these guys I mean. I'm I'm like I'm a fan you know of you. of Tom of of Burt and all these guys. like what you you've do you ever pinch. yourself and see what you've really I'm. not saying you're the the Holier the now. person that did this the talent their. talent speaks for themselves but you. have a lot to do with these guys careers. well they have a lot to do with mine too.

though that's part of the appeal of the. show part of the appeal of the show was. like having those guys on is great for. me too it's great for everybody but I'm. just saying cuz I again I've seen it. I've seen the the the slow build yeah. but they're they're huge because they're. great that that's what it is like you. have to you have to do the work and put. it in it's like everybody should have a. chance to do it like giving someone a. chance to excel you shouldn't get any. credit for that like the the people that. Excel they get the credit like what. they're doing is what's exceptional and.

it's they put in the work guys like Bert. put in the work like he's selling out. [ __ ] Arenas I know it's [ __ ]. insane it's insane but he puts the work. in you no one can deny that man put he. the [ __ ] machine bro yeah I mean he a. selfless promoter he's always making. these great videos he's always like. [ __ ] fullon raah raw berp with his. big gut hanging out he's a wild man he's. killing it and his new movie is. hilarious this machine movie is going to. crush it it's going to crush it it's. [ __ ] I watched one of the the previews. that he showed us yeah did he show us.

other things other than the previews no. right have you seen my movie guest house. I have not it's on Netflix Eric. Griffin's in it Bobby Lee's in it steo. is in it like a couple years ago oh no. [ __ ] during the pandemic you guys made a. movie no right before but it came out in. the pandemic oh that's good it's on. Netflix it's great okay that's great to. have something come out when everybody's. definitely watching TV yeah it did well. it's called guest house that play a guy. that lives in the guest house that won't. leave ah so it's uh it's R-rated it's. the first R-rated comedy I've ever done.

oh wow yeah oh that's nice yeah it was. cool it was it's pretty wrong check it. out yeah it's cool I think you'll like. it it's amazing the shows that popped. off during like would do you think Tiger. King would have become AB abely not. right it seems like it was like a timing. of the universe it was like perfect door. opened yeah where everybody's at home. and then everybody's like kind of. freaking out what better way to stop. freaking out than look at some people. that are way more [ __ ] up than you. right like you're not that guy you know. with this [ __ ] outside brace on.

carrying a pistol everywhere and [ __ ]. all these straight guys like this is. wild and this guy like he owns Tigers. yeah and how about the one person that. go I don't remember know if this person. decided they were a boy or girl did they. change genders when whatever person got. their [ __ ] arm bitten off by a tiger. yes instead of going through a bunch of. operations they said no I just cut it. off that was his boy yeah I don't want. to go through five operations just take. this [ __ ] arm off yeah. bro yeah I know what the [ __ ].

man I mean and then goes right back to. working with. tigers tiger tiger and he she they. them's lap while what do you what do you. think about the whole um I don't I don't. want to say the word by the way free Joe. Exotic free Joe free Jo free Joe Exotic. free Joe Exotic let's go to a mobile. your mobile podcast from ja I wish I. wish you could give him a day off. so what do you think about the whole I. don't want to use the word TR trajectory.

because that's not a real word. trajectory trajectory thank you of what. of just from the the the last 30 years. of of the entertainment business you. know how it started off with you know. movies TV and then like real world came. and then you know and then uh what was. it um Amazing Race and and all these. things and then all of a sudden the. internet came and now everyone's got. their own show yeah and then when you. watch a movie with great actors like you. know Chino or whoever you think is great. you're staring at your phone you're. looking at your legs what do you think.

about that because growing up I never. thought that this would ever happen I. thought everything was always going to. be like the 70s ' 80s 90s early 2000s I. mean you talk about when I was your age. this is really a big shift you know. everyone's famous now what do you think. about that well it's a big shift but the. they're still making movies they're. still making television shows um Matt. Damon um uh made a video where he was. explaining why people aren't making.

movies anymore why they're not making. good and how hard it is to make a movie. now and um he explained it from as you. know person who's like on the inside and. it's it's much more daunting than I. thought and then there's the television. show thing there's a lot of television. shows now right there's television shows. that are on Netflix and television shows. that are on regular networks but reality. shows are very cheap very easy and very. compelling you know and they found found. that out through Fear Factor and through. Survivor and through you know all those.

other shows that that kind of shifted. the landscape away from the sitcom and. the sitcom was our Holy Grail right when. we first came to Hollywood not when you. did but when my generation came to. Hollywood in like '94 when we came out. here everybody wanted a sitcom you know. I mean I remember when you had your. sitcom on Fox I remember I came out to. the premiere oh wow it was it was like. holy [ __ ] you got a show like that was. it that's what everybody wanted. everybody wanted the golden that was the. golden that was her Rhythm that was her.

Rhythm yeah well that was the times. that's what it was back then nowadays if. you're trying to get a sitcom and other. than Miss Pat who's pulled it off Miss. Pat's show is [ __ ] hilarious it's. really good dude but it's on BET plus. it's not on a network so she can swear. she can say whatever the [ __ ] she wants. that shows really good but other than. that how many Comics do you know that. have a sitcom a multicam. sitcom you know Whitney had one for a. while a lot of people had them Tom rhods.

had a show back when I was on news radio. he had a show there was a lot of [ __ ]. people at shows but. now now no Greg Geraldo had a show he he. was right next to us when we were. filming fear factors or filming uh news. radio as well it's the same thing with. the talk show format as well everyone's. got a talk show I mean not everyone's. got a talk show but there's the three. talk shows but then there's guys like. you that Trump the talk show well the.

pro they're just playing with an. outdated system so they're involved in a. system that has to stop every few. minutes um for commercials it only airs. at a specific time meaning you have to. be there to watch it or you have to set. your DVR to watch it later it takes a. lot of additional steps there's a lot. going on that makes those things. unappealing the other thing is a person. goes on they only talk for 5 minutes if. you're a person wants to explain. something very complicated like the. younger dras impact Theory or like you.

know if Bob Lazar wants to go on a show. and talk about how he was hired by the. government to back engineer flying. saucers that's not a five clip on on. Jimmy Kimo right yeah you're not going. to be able to do it it's literally. they're they are completely handicapped. by the system that they operate in you. can't do it when I saw Tom Green's show. he had this show that he did in his. house that he set up up like a talk show. set in his house and he had all these.

cables that ran from the talk show setup. to a server room like he had like his. house had been converted into a. television Studio I was like this is. amazing it was in 2007 yeah and that was. when I was like okay that's probably the. way to do it this talk show way they're. never going to give me one of those. things if they do I'll [ __ ] it up I'll. say something stupid and so when you saw. Tom Tom Green's show that's when you and. red band sat on the couch well we did it. a couple of years later we started doing. things like we would do um uh videos.

that we would do after shows or during. um a brother up some coffee sir Pi a. brother up dude we're just hanging out. we're having coffee yeah we're chilling. brother yeah Cheers Cheers Bud um so we. started doing that in like 200 uh like. seven or eight we started doing like. Green Room shows with a webcam yeah just. [ __ ] around yeah and then in 2009 we. started doing the podcast again just. [ __ ] around yeah cuz when I when when. you and I talked and and we talked about. me coming on on your show here I was so.

excited it was the same enthusiasm I got. when I used to get Letterman cuz I was. on Letterman a lot and his show I felt. like a big deal it was cool so you're. you're a big deal now with this I mean. it's pretty [ __ ] cool so because your. show is it trumps coar it trumps Jimmy. Fallon and it jumps Jimmy Kimmel trumps. Jimmy Kimmel show meaning it's a bigger. deal for a guest to book oh I'm on. [ __ ] Joe Rogan why are you laughing.

what the [ __ ] dude come on no it's it's. it's a it's a big deal so I got super. excited when I was going to be on this. like I did back in the day when I got on. Letterman because I was so excited get. on Letterman I was excited to come see. you wow I'm excited to have you here. you're you're a good dude paie you. really are you're a very nice guy. remember when we did that show at the. MGM and afterwards we we hung out and. talked it's like you're a good dude man. you know I've known you a long time it's. nice to see it's nice to see you happy. and it was really like I said it was. really nice to see you killing on stage.

cuz you were having fun you were so. loose we were all howling there's a. bunch of comics in the back laughing and. that reminded me of the old days it. reminded me the O like when Joey Diaz. would go on stage we'd all sit in the. back yeah Mooney yes when Moy would go. on we would all sit down oh my God. everyone sit down well I threw everyone. under the bus that show you threw. everyone on you know Nick and you know I. was having fun with some of your local. you're local people here I was just. [ __ ] around with people oh yeah no.

that Nick from the Vulcan yes Nick from. the vul he's a sweetheart he's a. sweetheart yeah yeah yeah that o that uh. environment of uh the back Booth you. know of sitting in the back seat of the. car you would walk in you always look. who's oh Eric Griffin what's up there. was always like people that's how. Holzman is now when I see him yeah yeah. I saw him a couple weeks ago he was. really [ __ ] nuts oh he's out of his. mind yeah he's so funny though he's. always got the absolute wrong take on. what whatever the [ __ ] is happened in. the news yeah in the most brutal way.

everyone goes left he goes right he goes. hard he goes hard remember when Susan. Smith drowned her kids oh yeah he was on. stage like a day later I heard those. were bad kids yeah I heard they sat that. close to the TV they never put away. their blocks they always spilled their. milk those kids will not be missed it. was just so crazy watching him do that. we were howling Holman's a funny. [ __ ]. he's a funny. [ __ ] I was wearing my Brody she.

shirt today oh wow I got a brody. positive push. shirt he was a funny [ __ ] man he. was a fun guy to watch at the end of the. night you know there's some there's a. special moment that I only experience at. the store and that moment is the when. the show is old and someone kills the. store gives you this thing where you get. a chance to see when the show is old and. someone go goes up and kills when when. it's just like maybe there's 25 people. left and it's late at night and someone.

just goes up and is coming in hot yeah. and they're killing for 25 30 people. yeah Rick Rick Ingram has done really. well too oh yeah yeah I'm really proud. of him yeah he's opening up for Chris. Rock yep yeah it's amazing that's how. Chris found him he just yeah he just saw. him he's like [ __ ] let's roll that's. great he went out there and then he took. pictures with Paul McCartney wow that's. pretty cool yeah so um. yeah so yeah if you I mean think about. all the comics that have come from that.

place that your mother built what an. amazing thing I mean so many Comics over. so long so. long you know it's like so many years. yeah Don Baris is doing great over there. too he does this ding-dong show nice. yeah he's cool so the thing about places. like the store too is that it used to be. C it used to be another nightclub M he. used to have like Jerry Martin and or. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis perform.

there and you know all these celebrities. like there's experiences baked into the. walls of that place do you do you know. how the you know how the whole store. started right yeah you know with my. father and stuff yeah yeah I mean do you. know a lot about my father not too much. yeah my father was never around when I. was around yeah but I'm talking about he. wasn't I mean no one was around when he. was around I mean he was never around. when I was there I when I'm yeah no he. well he he no meaning he started it you. know he he started it he started it with.

his partner Rudy Duca and they um you. know they got the room and they. developed it and you know my mom got the. store but my dad a lot of people don't. know who he is and what he's about if it. wasn't for my father no disrespect to my. mother but there wouldn't be an a com. there wouldn't have been a comedy story. she might have found her way somewhere. else but he's the reason why they moved. out to California. so he's the reason because of his career. so he was he was my dad was uh guest.

starring on um sanord his son sford son. he played Brother Sam he did ovie how. many episodes did he do of that a couple. I mean if you go on there you could see. Sammy shes red red fox I love that show. I used to watch that show my grandfather. best show was the best show red fox oh. my God yeah there he is that's my. father that's amazing so I call my I. call my dad I call my father like he's. uh he he took one for the team meaning.

him and my mom never wanted to be. together so my mom got pregnant and had. Scott my oldest brother and this was an. accident and they got married and she. didn't want to be with him and he didn't. want to be with her but he just sucked. it up and he was in this relationship. with this woman my mother that he never. really wanted to be in so he um he. started doing he started you know acting. and doing all that and then he got you. know he you know he was opening for. Elvis He was opening for you know Sammy.

Davis he was opening for you know all. these great Comedians and uh or all. these great entertainers and he started. it you know he started the beginning of. it you know wow and it was in the. original room just the original room. yeah how many only SE seated less people. back then though right yeah was like 94. people I think I think it was like that. and they moved the wall but yeah my dad. my dad you know he he uh he took one for. the team you know for us isn't it.

amazing if he didn't do that if he. didn't do that and didn't give the. Reigns to your mother correct who knows. what the comedy world would look like I. mean who knows if a guy like Kennison. ever gets off the ground correct you. know what I mean like corre you need a. place like that where it's a real artist. Workshop I mean that's a high flutin. term but that's really what it is well. that's what my mom was that's that's why. my mom had this natural instinct to. develop comedians because it was in her. veins so what would happen was is my dad.

would that's where my mom met my dad is. when he was performing in Elkart Lake. Wisconsin so my dad was the comedian for. a month in Elkart Lake Wisconsin he was. a touring comic and my mom started. dating my father and she got pregnant. and then he took off and you know that's. when that whole you know when the whole. thing where they're going to have the. kid and what happened is my mom would. type up my dad's jokes in the back would. typee up the jokes this is funny that's. not funny try this that's not good and.

then give him pointers so when my my my. dad was always really nervous performing. in front of my mom so for instance my. dad got a shot on Ed Sullivan Show. that's a that was a big deal for him. after Barbara Stan so it was this big. shot my mom was like he [ __ ] blew it. he you know he's nervous he [ __ ] it up. and it just made him more you know this. was part of the reason why I became an. coholic wow was you know being nervous. trying to make it he' always kind of.

like in her eyes you know uh and if you. Google my father uh Ed Sullivan Show. Sammy Shore you could see photos of him. but that was a big shot for him and my. mom says that he blew he blew it you be. it's not happening do you ever watch the. yeah I have I don't think he I don't. think he blew it I think he did all. right look at this edivan yeah he was on. there with the stones look at Mick. Agger look how amazing that looks give. me some volume on.

that I mean Jesus this is the 60s dude. this was a big deal dude look at their. faces listen to the girl screaming does. anybody get that kind of reaction. today they're just shrieking. constantly so my dad my dad was very. much like me he just wanted to be a free. spirit just wanted to be on the road but.

he got her prar and um he got her. pregnant and he he you know you can't. really I guess you can I guess you can. um perform and be uh dishonest in a. relationship cuz he was he was he was. wasn't faithful to my mom you know he. had a crooked dick you know [ __ ] like. that and she would you know and it was. tough for me growing up because I you. know I love my father and he was a he. was a great dad but my mom would always.

kind of like rip into him that ripping. into him though like what that. characteristic that she had made. everyone better she was so good at like. pointing out what was wrong with your. act and you know that natural a natural. so good at it natural and when yeah I. mean it was it was hard for me dude like. we didn't when I first started doing. standup it wasn't easy I'm sure it was. [ __ ] like I'm sure I mean I had to. make it. quick I didn't make it quick cuz I. started when I was uh 17 18 or you know.

17 and what year was totally paully how. old were you. then that was um early 20s but that time. between High School between MTV was like. this was quick I had to like you know. was I was I mean she kicked me out of. the house I moved down the street I was. like [ __ ] you it was that type of [ __ ] I. mean it got really bad of course yeah it. got really bad you get out of here you.

know what I mean it was when I was. hanging out with Sam I don't want you to. hang out with Sam anymore he's a. alcoholic he's a cad and I was like Mom. I'm not hanging out with Sam because. he's that I'm hanging out with because. he's a great comic she goes you don't. understand and she said get out of my. house and she threw her keys at me and. it turned into this whole thing what was. it like in Westwood in the early days. like you were there in ' 84 like what. was that club like like what what was. the scene like there so the Westwood. comedy store cuz that's where they right.

yes yeah it was kind of like the uh. let's call it the Red Band Room no I'm. just kiding no it was uh um it was um. Westwood Boulevard is here and then you. got Wilshire and then you got Olympic. you know that that the so the Westwood. Comedy Store was in between it wasn't in. Westwood Village it was in between um. Wilshire and Olympic and right next door. was an arcade so there's this big arcade. and then there was the Westwood Club so. on the stage you had Dave Tyrie you had.

Andrew Dice Clay Roseanne you had um. Areno Sam Carl labau and Dave Tyrie Dave. Tyree remember Dave Tyree yeah he was. funny dude yeah he was Dave Tyree was. really funny I remember one time he went. on that stage he was all coded out and. drunk and he goes I don't know what you. people are looking at me for and he just. [ __ ] ate he just ate [ __ ] off the. stage but that's how it was back then oh. my God like I I need I want to see. people fall at the mothership you know.

what I mean probably will yeah but uh uh. yeah back then it was like the whole. culture was just hard partying right. yeah but she developed she developed she. had a whole system I mean her whole. system was you know it was if she liked. you you know it work the door and then. she would go work Westwood and Allan. Stevens used to um he used to remember. Alan Stevens yeah he used to um take me. from the westw call me sort of Sunset. and he was always coked out so he would. do lines of coke and then take his. Renegade black Jeep down Sunset and he'.

drop me off and I'd be there and my mom. would come out of the store into her. black Jag and Argus would be chasing her. wow yeah and and she get off of me Argus. leave me alone I I want to go home by. myself leave me you know what I mean. like that type of [ __ ] and then I got in. the car and then me and my mom would. drive her car and this was like 2: in. the morning down Sunset and we'd go we'd. drive by the whiskey and black flag was. playing there and then all the punk. would spit on my car my mom's car. because we were rich or whatever they'. be like get out of here and then we.

would drive by the uh the rainbow and. all the heavy metal guys would be in the. street yeah and then we'd go up and then. Argus would be pounding on the door. Missy I'm here I had to call the cops I. had to call the cops on Argus is that. when Argus was in his drug days yeah of. course yeah yeah but wild man yeah I had. to called the cops on him but that's. hilarious that Rainbow Bar and Grill is. such a strange place I only been there a. couple times but it's like J there's a. guy from this band there's a guy from. that band there's there guy's from. Dawkin it's it's a weird like hangout.

yeah it was it's it's it's again it was. like I think it was like kind of The. Comedy Store for you know heavy metal. bands you know you know where Guns and. Roses would go and mly crew and you know. and everybody knew that they would go. there yeah and it was a big deal and. there yeah it was a big deal and there. was different rooms and you can walk up. there is it still like that now no I. mean it's it's there but I mean I. haven't been there in couple years the. other place that's like that is well not. like that but a cool like hang is.

dantana oh yeah yeah that's the best. food that place has been around forever. like when you're in that it's like. you're in a time capsule to a great. restaurant from like the the early 80s. yeah the best is yeah the best is the. chicken parmesan and then everything's. great there their steaks are fantastic. yeah we got to go next time lini with. clams is amazing it's a really good. restaurant and it's a fun hang too. there's always a bunch of drunks at the. bar you know it's like a lot of people. go there just to hang out it's not just.

like go there to dinner they go there to. hang out Kata used to go there before he. passed I used to see him up there a lot. I didn't even know he passed when did he. pass um I don't know was a couple years. back but yeah Westwood so w Westwood was. a was a great place year did she open. that place Argus knows the exact dates. but I think it was um. I think the late 70s something like that. the late 70s what year did Kennon get.

there 84 so so you were there when he. got that's which is so crazy that two. years later he's doing his HBO special. yeah he was I mean dude this [ __ ] guy. I mean when he when he I mean his whole. thing was the Letterman spot the Rodney. Dangerfield spot it and and like he did. those six minutes on on Rodney or. whatever it was sold out 3,000 seats M. and then he did um you know then he did. the next Rodney young comedian special.

sold out you know 8,000 you know and I. got to go I got to open for him which. was sick that's amazing dude we did the. uh his second HBO special was as at the. wilter and iced tea was there and this. is when Sam was really [ __ ] up so if. you if you look at the special you're. like [ __ ] this guy's all coked out and. he's like not doing well and this when. he came out with the chains with his. girl Malik and Saina he's like oh oh oh. and he was playing the music and IC tea. was in the audience and it and he was.

like you know Sam was doing some racist. [ __ ] yeah and it was um yeah he was he. was Wild Well Sam had uh did you ever. read his uh brother Bill his book yeah. brother Sam book's called Brother Sam um. that he talks about the slide like that. when he started partying all the time he. stopped writing he wasn't performing as. much and he just kind of like lost lost. it saw you can tell in the work if you. go Andre watch his early stuff yeah it. it drops off a lot yeah which sucks.

because you know you'd like to see them. just keep getting better you you know if. he was if he could somehow or another. have stayed alive and kicked his. addictions and just got better yeah but. sometimes what brings you to the dance. also SNS you you know well he he him and. I him and well he introduced me to my. business manager so I have the same. business manager that I've had for 25. years his name is Lester hey Lester what. up Lester shout out to Lester and uh and. Sam when he was all [ __ ] up and coked.

out and all that he he had fired. everyone in his life except for. Lester so Lester was always always with. him and he said to me or Sam said to. Lester take care of him he's like my. younger brother so ever since then. Lester's been taking care of me wow. that's nice yeah so Sam you know he was. to me Sam was like Elvis kind of he uh. was [ __ ] up but he had the biggest. heart in the world so he would come to. my mom's house he would always bring. presents you know he's always bring.

presents and um that's cool yeah he was. uh you know seeing the look on your face. when you're in our bar seeing the. picture of your mom and the neon sign. that was very cool it was very cool to. be with you like right next to you the. moment you saw. it yeah no it was uh you know like I. said from when we first started talking. here I was saying I'm saying that. speaking on my Mom's behalf I know her.

and I know what you're doing with her. and how much you care about her and how. much you love her and what she's done um. I know she's really proud of. you she's really proud of you and she's. very proud of what you've done here and. very proud of the bar and her spirit is. in the bar for sure her spirit's in that. whole building. yeah you know um I mean we're all. disciples yeah we're all Disciples of. your mom yeah I took care of her you. know that last 15 years every time I'd.

see you every time I'd see you I always. wanted at the store you know I never. wanted to bother you I was always like I. wanted to always bring you to my mom you. know and um but I I think maybe we. talked about it and you're like yo I'm. good I don't want to see her like that. at the end isn't that what you said to. me once I think at the end it was so bad. it was just like. it was just so. heavy imagine me taking care of her for.

those years I couldn't imagine I mean. imagine me going in to see her and she's. in the chair yeah you know and she's. um you know and I always made it a point. to drive her I always made it a point. you know me and my mom's caregiver and. Scott we'd always like put her in the. car and drive her and we'd always. um take her for drives until her back. started started hurting and she'd be. like get me home you know but she'd. always drive by the i' always drive her.

by the Laugh Factory it's hilarious what. the [ __ ] is he working there for the. [ __ ] you know what I mean and then we. drive by the. store and then she'd be like what why is. that Marquee like that call Tommy you. know what I mean type [ __ ] I mean Tommy. I mean whatever he did he did but he. took care of her dude yeah he [ __ ] he. did [ __ ] that a normal employee would. not do yeah for sure not do he carry her. up the stairs you know what I mean and. she wanted she wanted him to you know.

she wanted him to and she felt. comfortable with him you know whether. good bad it's it's not us to say that's. how she felt yeah and um yeah you know. during those. uh you know she didn't want to get sick. it started you know who started her uh. my friend Bobby was with her in the. front of the. store um back in the early 2000s and. she's smoking her Capri cigarettes and. she starts seeing her finger go like.

that and she goes what's going on why is. it that was in the early 2000s yeah. that's when she started getting sick. yeah what's going on and that's when she. shifted her her mind away from the store. and she didn't want to get sick you know. she just she didn't want to die at all. and um she did the best she could with. um you know whatever you know she got I. think a lot of it had to do with you. know the business you know because she. was an artist running a business let me.

say that again she was an artist running. a business so she wasn't her real I. don't want to say her the business sense. wasn't really her thing she was about. the comics and it's hard to do both you. know with the numbers and the insurance. and the you know and the taxes and all. that [ __ ] that [ __ ] with her cuz. that's not who she cuz that's not who. she was she of course cuz if she was. that way she would never run the club. the way she did. right that's that's she ran it like an. artist so that's why I think she got. sick that's my feeling interesting you.

know that pressure the the business part. of it it could be I mean pressure is. [ __ ] terrible for people that kind of. stress is terrible for people yeah in so. many ways heart attacks you know people. freak the [ __ ] out you know like you're. not supposed to be redlined all the time. you got to find some moments where. you're chilled out and she did she did. she did start making a lot of money and. did start buying property she bought a. theater on lost palus and Sunset and she.

called it the Richard prior theater oh. wow did you know about that yeah i'. heard about it but I never been there. yeah neither was Richard Richard was. over there no but my mom loved him so. much yeah my mom loved him so. much that she's she call she she goes he. could develop his stuff here Paulie this. is where he can go to develop all his. stuffff and that's how much she loved. Richard prior she L him so much that she. uh that's like you going to buy Tony. hinchcliff a club right no I'm just.

kidding and then she did the dunes in. Vegas that was a big deal that was a big. deal doing The Comedy Store in Vegas was. a huge deal huge deal I got a video of. me and Chris Rock back then cuz she had. the show called new faces you never did. that no cuz that was the 80s yeah late '. 8s when I came in um i' had been doing. stand up for like 6 years and when I. lived in in Boston The Comedy Store was. Mecca it was the place that everybody. talked about like you got to get to The.

Comedy Store like it was like Kennison. Came From There prer came from there and. all anyone talked about when they talked. about clubs I mean there was clubs that. we were doing in Boston there was clubs. to do in New York but really everybody. wanted to get to The Comedy Store and. then when I first got there I was on a. sitcom already and I you know sitcom was. not doing well it was on Fox it was. failing and um the most important thing. that happened to me was getting passed. as a paid regular and uh the Todd helped.

me out the Todd sat next to your mom and. was laughing really hard and then he. came up to me afterwards he goes hey he. goes I laughed really hard at your jokes. cuz you're really funny and also cuz M. sitting next to me and you're going to. do that too to somebody else I'm like. okay you got it I'm like that's great. like he like there was a community there. like he set it up like with with the. Todd did he set it up with me where I. was going to do that for everybody like. anytime anybody was really funny I would.

go and I would one time what time your. mom B I don't want to say his name but. your mom booked this uh comedian that. was [ __ ] terrible to host the open. mic night and Chris Maguire was supposed. to do uh his first audition in front of. your mom and I was like there's no. [ __ ] way I'm like I'll do it so I. hosted the open mic night just so that I. could like set a stage for Chris I just. wanted it to be a good show I don't know. who Chris McGuire is he's a good friend. of mine from Boston funny guy he kind of. I don't know if he does stand up anymore.

he was a very good writer very funny guy. it was a very funny comic too we started. out together he went so he went on stage. in front of her he didn't do good no he. did well he did really well no he got. passed but it was like I I I did the. open mic hosting because I wanted to. make sure it was set up good for your. mom yeah Tee It Up your homie right yeah. I wanted to te it up because like if you. couldn't sit next to her and laugh you. know like you should like tell her. someone's funny you know but she if you. [ __ ] up though if you told her you. [ __ ] think he's.

funny she would get so mad yeah she your. mother had amazing taste though the. funniest was is is I'd sit next to her. as well and I would see people do go on. stage and if she called you over you did. good and if she didn't call you over she. wasn't interested and I I just they do. their set and they just walk by her and. they're like looking at her and she's. just. like h it's going through her papers and. [ __ ] yeah but yeah but if she liked you. you know she she brought you in you know.

but having someone like that like some. gold standard bear Keeper at the top was. very valuable for the comedians was very. valuable and she also would do when she. thought you were funny she'd put you on. after Killers you always had to follow. like whoever was famous that was going. to go down there she wanted to make sure. that you were tested throw you into the. fire and that's how you get better she. just [ __ ] knew man she knew and it's. all things that people talk about now. but I think in in her own way she sort.

of devised uh like a modern strategy for. getting better at standup having the. environment which she created having one. person who's like ruthlessly critical. that watches over everybody's material. and everybody sets and then everybody. aspires for the approval of your mom and. she had had it set up so perfectly. because she wasn't a comic either and. because she was you know she's royalty. in the standup comedy world she had.

everyone's respect so they and and she. was right she was right she she knew she. knew what the [ __ ] she she didn't like. Seinfeld which was hilarious which is. hilarious he he lived up the street from. me and my mom so me and my mom would. walk the dog Kelly her dog and we would. walk by his house you know what I mean. oh there he is not. happening you know Ratatat New York soir. keep it keep it going just keep moving.

I'm like Mom be nice to him he's no. let's go and she just didn't buy into it. that's so funny you know what I mean she. didn't buy into it I wonder why maybe. because he didn't need her I don't know. cuz he had already made it and he had a. sitcom he was Seinfeld oh so he was. already on Seinfeld when he he I mean. he'd been on that show for a while was. around that time and was the early '90s. right yeah I don't know what the exact. date was or Seinfeld she didn't like it.

when you were too developed correct yeah. she liked getting people that had talent. that were on the up yeah and she didn't. really like a lot of New York. comics for some reason you know what I. mean you know there was also a riff. between obviously her and Bud Friedman. and her and Lauren Michaels people ask. me like hey when you're doing all your. movies did you ever do Saturday Night. Live did you ever host Saturday Night. Live and I never did and I think a lot. of it has to do with Lauren Michaels and. my my mom I'm sure it can't help no.

can't help because she was harsh you. know what I mean my mom had Jim Carrey. and Damon Waynes and all these guys and. they were from the store yeah and um you. know so uh uh I wonder if your mom was. concerned that if someone like Seinfeld. got on that people who would want to see. sitcom style standup like very sterile. standup would start coming to the clubs. like and then you would start. getting people going to see people just.

because they're famous and not really. because they're. good I mean she probably had a method to. her approach I wonder what she was. thinking or I wonder if she just didn't. want it because he was already developed. and she couldn't work with him I don't. think she just liked him I just don't. think that just don't think she liked. that style but as she's driving by his. house she's still talking walking. walking by the house and then he saidit. he said and that's another thing he. never asked me on his [ __ ] car show I.

got all my friends on his car show I'm. like dude and it's again I think like. it's always awkward and Leno too. whenever I see Leno it's [ __ ] weird. yeah Letterman's cool I love Letterman. but Leno's always been weird cuz these. guys like Leno stried against my mom and. there was this weird thing and and you. know and and and my relationship with. Leno is very different he's always been. very nice to me and we both love cars so. I have great conversations with him. about cars I don't know the history of. that I mean I do know it but I wasn't.

aware of it but my point is is that he. never did anything to me I'm just. talking about my mom's relationship with. Jay and I think it has to do with the. strike but when I did see Jay at the. Palm restaurant in Beverly Hills years. ago when my mom was there he came up and. gave her a kiss but then of course she. mumbled the [ __ ] is going on with him. tell me get the [ __ ] out of. that's just the way she was so funny dud. she was so funny you know what I mean. yeah and when your mom told you you were.

funny it was like the greatest gift yeah. that you could ever give a comic she. came up to you and like put her her hand. on your arm that was really funny yeah. she never said that to. me I had to become famous bro before she. put me on her stage for real dude I'm. like Mom can I go on stage these people. are here to see me you're not ready not. happening you got more and she was right. cuz I was [ __ ] around hey bro. whoa you know what I mean and but she I.

mean I've been told by comedians that. she was very proud but she never said it. to me that's another thing is she never. told me she loved me oh wow I can't say. I love you because then you wouldn't be. a comic oh my. God you're a science. project she used to lock me in the back. bedroom I can't say I love you cuz then. you wouldn't be a comc wow she figured. out a way to make you a comic I. programmed him I used to put him in the.

back bedroom he would pound his head. against the crib Jesus Christ it's. true imagine that was like how like a. dictatorship created comedians like. Soviet block they decided to take over. the comedy world and they're just going. to torture. kids just start open mics torture kids. at a very young age I think we have a. good thing. yeah you [ __ ] them up now you'd have to. do it in a country that doesn't have the. Constitution right if you're going to do.

it right it's going to be some Communist. dictatorship maybe China could do this. right they're probably already kind of. something yeah Russia could do that and. then uh introduce them slowly to the. idea of standup comedy but beat him. first and and torture them right. definitely don't make him comfortable. right don't beat him did you get beaten. no see that that would be too much then. you wouldn't be able to get on stage. you'd be [ __ ] up. yeah yeah I mean if you really think. about it like the what are the odds that.

someone becomes a stand-up comedy a. stand-up comedian if you look at the 300. whatever the hell million people it is. just in this country alone forget about. all the other countries that do standup. what are the odds that someone becomes a. comic like they're not that [ __ ] good. they're pretty small I tell people I say. cuz people come up to me I'm sure they. come up to you I'm like don't do it. unless it gets you out of bed don't do. it as a hobby yeah you know like it like. I get I mean I'm 55 I've been doing it.

for 35 years I love it now even more. than I loved it back then I just love it. I think when you get older one of the. things that happens is you can. appreciate it. more you appreciate what this thing is. you know you um you appreciate how lucky. you are to be able to do it it's so much. fun it makes people feel good it really. does like the whole audience has a great. time everybody feels better it's like a. drug we all take together we're all. laughing about things together yeah you. know it's just my job to put it together. it's your job to you know piece together.

your ideas in the most palatable way. possible that's what we're all just. doing and it's the most fun thing to do. and the fact that you do that for a. living of course you'd want to do it all. the time and as you get older and you. realize that you know most people don't. really get to do what they truly love to. do there's most people out there are in. some weird thing where they kind of like. what they do but they maybe wish they. were doing something something else when. you're doing standup when you're on. stage killing you never think I wish I. was doing something else you just like.

this is so much fun yeah so much fun. it's the less for me it's the Le and I'm. sure for you it's the it's the it's the. place that I feel the less dressed yes. the least stress least least stress you. know after you get off stage you're like. you know there's this I don't know if. it's dopamine or I don't know what the. [ __ ] it is but it it it's it's a release. yeah yeah like when my mom was dying. like those 15 years I was touring a lot. I wasn't around the store a lot when you. were there I was on the road and it. [ __ ] saved my life big time awesome.

big time that's awesome yeah it's uh it. is it's a it's a stress stress reliever. that we have we're lucky yeah yeah we're. very. lucky it's. just you know. it's it's amazing uh how much it takes. like how many pieces have to be put into. place to make a club work that's why. it's amazing that your mom was able to. do it and sustain it for so long there's.

so many moving pieces there's so much. going on you know and you're dealing. with so many different personalities you. know so many different crazy people that. are performers it's interesting cuz when. I'm there now I look around and I see. her there like I said that's where she. talked to Roseanne that's where Gary. Shanley was that's where Sam walked into. the bar you know what I mean these. ghosts you know they're still there like. I feel like her her there yeah yeah um.

but uh. uh yeah she uh you know she left an. amazing Legacy for sure yeah she. definitely did when you're doing standup. now are you uh doing clubs on the road. you touring around were you doing. bowling alleys no but I mean you doing. the road are you staying in La what do. you most the road yeah yeah like I have. my a nice I have a nice audience out. there that after all these years you I'm.

still I don't want to say shocked but. I'm still. appreciative that these people come in. my you know you put on a good show man. you were funny as [ __ ] I really enjoyed. it it was really fun it was it was fun. to see it was fun to see you loose and. relaxed because I think when I've seen. you at the store I think because you. grew up at the store the connection you. have to the store I think there's a lot. of pressure on you in a not not a. positive way when you go on stage there. yeah is that true yeah well I said that. to you I said that um yeah because when.

I walk in the store even to even if I'm. not performing there it's uncomfortable. right because I'm walking into my mother. right I'm walking into my father I'm. walking in all that history right you. know and when I'm away when I'm away. from there I'm it's it's Paulie Shore. it's the guy from the movies it's the. comedian guy it's you know they don't. care about that yeah you were Silly and. loose and I was like I think that's the. first time I've ever seen him like that. which is crazy is all the years I've. known you to see you that loose like the.

first time ever but it's like and that. was the first time I was ever on your. stage yeah so that was cool crazy so I. felt really I'm you know I love that. room I love both yeah they're both. you're going to love the other one too. but that that that room is special. there's something cool about it it's. very unusual and so what's it like. touring with Chappelle I mean that must. be you must be pinching yourself on that. see you on stage with him you must be I. mean cuz you know and I know he's got to. be the best out there he's the best. right now he might be the best ever I I.

agree I mean his his his his uh eight. shows at the Hollywood Bowl I mean. Richard prior Eddie Murphy those guys. George Carlin they never sold out eight. nights at the ball no and he could have. done 20 more nights he could do whatever. he wants what's it like working with him. it's a privilege you know you're very. very very fortunate to have an artist of. that caliber as a great friend you know. and he came to the the club the first. week it was opened maybe second week.

maybe second week yeah he was there. second week somewhere around there it. was like right when we were like really. open and he actually opened the little. room he was the the first person on. stage in that little room was Shane. Gillis Shane did 15 minutes and he. brought up Chappelle and then Chappelle. did like man he did over an hour I think. he did like an hour and a half and he. was just [ __ ] around and being loose. and just working on new material he goes. I'm here to practice on y'all yeah he. just goes he just practices on people. and he and he comes up with material.

that way he puts himself in these very. vulnerable positions and he works. through ideas and has someone film it. and then that's how he pieces together. his material yeah you know when I watch. his um Netflix specials you know he's. got so many of them they're still fresh. yeah you know and and I watch other. people's Netflix specials because I'm. open to other comics and it's just like. I can't connect yeah you know what I. mean and with him like I always say. people always ask me who your favorite. comedian is now comedian is now I say.

there's Dave Chappelle and there's. everyone else that's just how I feel. yeah and I don't know if it's because I. grew up around it I'm not saying there's. not great Comics now but when I look at. that o stage now and I see the comedians. on there my mind goes to Kennis and my. mind goes to Robin my mind goes to cuz. those are the people that I saw on that. stage and with Chappelle I'm just like. and it's just I've never seen anything. like it you know we're so blessed to. have him in our lives it's not just that.

it's really funny it's like the things. he's talking about and the way he's. breaking things down his perspective on. things it's so it's not just being funny. no it's a very interesting perspective. it's a very smart perspective he's so. relaxed and he's so like [ __ ] you. know and he loves it man he's on the. road constantly he's always doing. standup he loves it he loves it yeah. loves it and then I went and visited him. him and I got his shirt he gave me a. shirt he has a uh a shop he's got a. Chappelle shop with all his clothes I.

went to his little town I'm sure you've. been there have you been to Yellow. Springs I haven't been to Yellow Springs. it's pretty cool yeah well it's dope. that he did it the way he set it up yeah. so uh cuz uh we were at his house and uh. he did that vitamin drip he did that. yeah um and it was just me and him you. ever do that I haven't done it oh no. wait I did it no they they did connect. me that that day they gave meice in trip. dude yeah it's a bomb diggity really. yeah especially if you feel bad if you. don't feel well it's really good IV zinc.

and vitamin C and and so the nurse comes. over glutathione yeah they give you an. IV rehydrates you gives you a lot of. vitamins it's just it's just athletes. love it they like to do it as much as. possible yeah I think Adam Ray I saw him. recently in West Hollywood and he was. coming out of a place like that and I. think he was doing it too so I want to. try that's quite a few of those places. now when you were living in Vegas did. you go up at all were you uh where were.

you working at I helped start Wise Guys. oh which is the comedy club there with. Keith right so Keith's the owner of the. the Wise Guys you know in Utah M I heard. the Wise Guys in Vegas is awesome yeah. great Duncan played there AR's played. there uh um uh how many seats it's like. 2000 2 220 it's in the arts district. nice so yeah I played there and I did. some shows at the Laugh Factory where's. the arts district if here near Off. Freemont downtown is like another City.

downtown should not be it's hilarious so. don't call that Vegas what is that no. here's Fremont and then the strips over. here so Arts District is in between. Fremont and um and the. strip when you think of Vegas you think. of casinos right but there's like a. whole vibrant bar scene there's great. great restaurant great restaurants. there's a place called Esther's kitchen. there's Sparrow and wolf there's that's. that is not Vegas that's like there's a. small yeah right I guess it is Vegas.

what am I saying those are the that's. the real Vegas that's the heartbeat of. Vegas those are the the industry the. Vegas industry all live off the strip. the dancers The Magicians the uh the. bottle service girls all those girls and. all the people Summerland Henderson so I. was there for two two and a half years. it was great it was during the pandemic. I lived next to Nicholas Cage. yeah which was cool katop is actually. the one that um reintroduced me to him. so um and I had known Nicholas Cage cuz.

we went to the same High School from. back in the day so uh uh so when we. connected it was [ __ ] it was weird. because I'm like you huge fan yeah I. mean I mean he's been doing it for 40. years and his movies are you know he's. one of the best actor so when I'm he'll. he'll hit me up he'll be like yo come. out let's go and then he'll like text me. and he'll be in his. $500,000 um you know Ferrari I'm like. where are we going he get get some sushi. so we'll go get sushi and then we'll.

drive down Las Vegas Boulevard I'm like. dude you don't need he's got eight cars. I'm like you don't need this he goes. yeah but it's badass that's his answer. to it it's badass I'm like all right. he's correct it's true and his house is. awesome yeah but you're like you're a. little more sensible like hey yeah what. are you doing Nick yeah slow down he's. trying to be Nick Cage yeah he is he's. doing he loves it and his house is cool. and he's he's he's great very very but. he doesn't you know he's not on social.

media we signed an NDA he made me sign. an NDA wow that I can't like put any. videos or photos anywhere no I'm just. kidding he didn't sign it but I'm just. saying but but he but the one of the. first conversations with him is when I. came over to his house he's like he's. like come over you're my neighbor out of. nowhere right so I come over we start. having a nice glass of wine and he says. I'm not doing your podcast I'm like I. didn't ask you to [ __ ] be on the. podcast I'm just here what's up and he.

goes just one thing promise me he goes. don't ever you know post any pictures or. videos of us together CU I want to be. private I'm like cool and ever since. then it's been it's been cool yeah. that's cool but I do have a lot of. photos and videos of him of his dick of. his penis no I'm just Kidd no nice nice. but he is funny dude I'm sure he is yeah. he seems like a real character and it's. so funny that he changed his last name. because he was connected to Francis for. Copa right cuz because of his is his. nephew is that what he is yeah no what.

he said what what Nick said is when he. first started acting he was on the set. of I think it was Fast Times at richmont. high he was with uh I think it was Shawn. Penn and and you know there was. different different actors and they go. oh you're just here cuz your uncle is. Francis Fort Copa so he didn't want to. be known as that so so he didn't want to. be known as that so he wanted his own. identity and it worked you know because. um America or the world they don't think.

like oh that's Francis for cop's nephew. you know cuz his CU his father was. Francis for cop's um brother right that. was the 60 Minutes thing right yeah we. talked about there the 60 Minutes things. was fun it was very fun but that's what. a great move too and name yourself after. a [ __ ] superhero Nick. Cage it's awesome yeah and he's been in. so many fun movies man. I mean I mean that guy was in um what's. the Arizona movie grazing Arizona. grazing Arizona yeah I mean Moon struck.

and leaving Las Vegas raing was [ __ ]. amazing so many so many [ __ ] great. movies yeah yeah he's a good dude we. hang out at this uh sushi bar in Vegas. on Sahara it's pretty good um and we. just you know he's just you know he's. very sensitive as you can imagine but. he's a sweetheart I'm sure I would. expect nothing much yeah smart of him. staying off social media too yeah like. you don't need it buddy yeah it's not.

his thing you don't need it anyway. you're already you're Nicholas Cage and. he goes from uh he goes from one movie. to the next movie to the next movie and. he loves acting dude how about leaving. Las Vegas. yeah remember that movie hell yeah holy. [ __ ] that movie was. Heavy yeah. heavy did you see Pig no that's his. favorite movie that he did really you. got to watch Pig it's [ __ ] heard it's. really good yeah yeah it's [ __ ] great.

that and guest house my movie Guest. House watch watch mine. stoned um yeah look at him right there. what is pig about someone steals his. someone steals his Truffle Pig oh no. yeah and he's not happy about it oh he. looks wild as [ __ ] yeah look at him. where's he supposed to be living um I. think it's in Portland in the woods oh. wow yeah no [ __ ] yeah he's such a. sweetheart he's such a great guy and. such a you know I'm very um you know.

happy that I got to connect with him who. has my pig is this an action movie does. he [ __ ] people up like a drama good. movie is it like John Wick with pigs no. not quite not quite but close I guess. there's all those movies like you [ __ ]. with the wrong guy there's so many. movies like. that you know boy did you [ __ ] up. there's so many movies like that. that was the old man did you ever see. the old. man it was a uh series that was. on is it on.

Apple it might be on Apple it's on one. of them weird. ones uh but it was really good at first. and it just like kind of It kind of teed. off it's called. what um on FX does that make sense might. have been on Hulu put up an image of it. so we can see. it old man and uh it's Bridges and he. plays an old Hitman that people [ __ ]. with the wrong guy I love Jeff Bri they.

[ __ ] with the wrong guy it's one of them. one of them movies or one of them shows. I I really enjoy they [ __ ] with the. wrong guy. show that was really good in the. beginning it's really good for a few. episodes that I lost interest all right. for whatever reason but the beginning is. it's worth the. ride you know I haven't seen it i't I. haven't seen that one I haven't seen. that one but yeah so he's uh he's there. who else was there um I don't know in.

yeah well you have a lot of clubs there. now like Vegas is a real scene now there. was Jimmy Kimmel's Club I think is that. still there I think it's still there and. then there's Brad Garrett's club which. has been there for a long time and then. you have the seller that's there that's. supposed to be really good I hear. nothing but good things you have Wise. Guys that's really good nothing but good. things um Factory at the chop yeah yeah. I mean that is a lot of Comedy you know. and if if they're doing daily shows how. many of those are they bringing in. people for an entire week like a.

headliner is that how they're doing it. for the most part yeah sometimes they'll. bring in yeah starting like on a. Wednesday yeah well sometimes it's like. on a Monday I look at some of the. schedules you know the last I want to. say the last time I was at the the. Tropicana but I remember um a couple. years ago I was at Tropicana Gallagher. had like the uh he had the uh 7:00 spot. oh wow yeah remember Gallagher yeah sure. yeah he passed. so yeah I remember when his brother took. over became Gallagher. too he quit then his brother started.

doing his act and he's like hey I want. my ACT back they they had some sort of a. dispute over over who gets to be. Gallagher yeah he wasn't happy about it. imagine Scott taking my ACT but just the. idea that you could have a guy who kind. of looks like you cuz he's your but. everybody knows it's not really him. right like how they still still pay to. see him and then when you say hey I'm. going to do back go back d stand up you. got to stop doing that he's like [ __ ]. you bro like you literally gave this guy.

his whole career right right yeah unless. there was some maybe some legal work. involved well there's also there's also. a lot of these lookalikes so like I saw. um was it uh I think Legends of Las. Vegas like cuz I I saw some of the shows. while I was there I saw a prince look. alike and he was great like un [ __ ]. believable I saw Rod Stewart look alike. and I saw w Rod Stewart and the. lookalike was better well the lookalike. meaning an impersonator yeah the. impersonator yeah so like they sing them.

and the whole deal yeah he does the. whole thing I mean I saw Stewart well. Rod Stewart's amazing but he's you know. he's you know well you know what. happened with jurny right I don't. Journey had um Steve what is his name. Steve Perry Steve Perry retired from. Journey and then this young guy who used. to do a journey cover band who has the. most insane imitation of Perry his voice. is. incredible I remember. um so his name is uh.

Arnell. Pena I think M peda it might be Pineda. um and he's from the Philippines and. this dude was just a fan but got to. listen to it listen see if you can find. one of them listen to. this I. I mean it's. incredible oh.

[Applause]. wow but he's so good like it doesn't. bother you at all that Steve Perry's not. there maybe it bothers some people but. it's so. good. wow in a lonely world. to midnight going.

[Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. anywhere he sounds exactly like the. [Music]. dude wait till he hits the high. notes when he really goes off like. you're like this kid is [ __ ] talented. [Music].

s a smok. room. smell sh night it goes on and and on and. [Applause]. Str open down a f. the. SE. [Applause].

[Music]. [Music]. night now here's the thing that's crazy. look at that audience right they don't. care not only that they're young wow. these are young people these are like. new Journey fans right didn't they do. this with aliceon chains too right I. think this guy does he speak like. perfect. English does he speak with an.

accent which is wild cuz he's singing. perfect yeah cuz he's is he Filipino or. yes he's from the Philippines that's why. he's holding up that flag oh wow didn't. they do this with aliceon chains. right um allice and. chains. yeah huh. is he in there talking is that on Oprah. I'm sure she must have had a. conversation with him there he goes.

everything. to. uh whatever seems like he has at least a. slight accent yeah but actually play. some Steve Perry give me a comparison. Don't Stop Believing by Steve Perry the. the original Journey we going Tock out. right I think I think he's doing. something slightly different he's got. his own spin on it and it sounds amazing. for sure sure it sounds. amazing but uh there was something about. this dude because this dude wasn't very.

classically beautiful like a lot of rock. stars you know. yeah. Jesus I mean that's the [ __ ] guy dude. bro yeah we would know the difference. [Music]. right here. [Applause]. in did you ever get to see a lot of big. hair bands back in the day when you're.

in the'80s not really big Stadium bands. like UFO or like the who or I saw Jay. GES band in Boston of course I saw. George th good yeah well he saw. some I saw. um uh who else did I. say I saw a couple other bands so the. kids that I was hanging around with in. high school likeed to go to concerts I. got to I I was like what are you talking. about we got to go see live music yeah.

um Johnny Winter we saw Johnny Winter. too this is Allison Chains with their. new. singer oh wow yeah were you a fan of. Allison Chains it was so. good. yeah mean look at that does this guy. sound like him or is he doing his own. thing think so. that's guitar. player. [Music].

box. wow God damn yeah pretty. [Music]. good woo that dude good but put on Lane. put on uh a song on with Lan Lane stale. yeah we'll go to that but what's that. dude's name what is that dude's. name he's great too yeah he's great too.

he's great too yeah there's a lane was. [ __ ] magical this guy what is that. gentleman's William Duval William Duval. he's a talented [ __ ] yeah look. at Lane though dude Lane was the [ __ ]. man man man I brought these guys on. stage a couple times I mean [ __ ]. [Music]. [Applause].

dude this was my favorite band out of. Seattle the. man the. [Music]. [Music].

dude Put Put Them Bones put up Them. Bones what a I mean these guys Them. Bones is a [ __ ] Jam it's such a. horrific song too cuz you know this this. is this dude's talking about fighting. heroin this [ __ ] song rules.

so great. [Music]. dude. say. we're into the. grave I feel so there you go up a big. old pile of. bones I mean yeah the.

best if you're listening to this on the. treadmill you will run faster put River. of Deceit Mad Season do you know who. that is no I yes you do I do yes you do. so mad season was a band that was. brought put together with laye from from. Alison chains and the guys from Pearl. Jam it was a side project I did not know. about that do you know about that Mad. Season uh no well I hosted MTV so I was.

course you in loop I I was in the loop. on this [ __ ] check out this [ __ ] check. out his voice on this what year are we. talking about here like this so so in. the band was Pearl Jam CU those guys. were all incestral all those bands up. there the Seattle scene this is I love. this song this is beautiful. wait till you hear his [ __ ] voice on. this crank. it maybe we should dim the lights bro do.

some heroin what do you. think I'm scared. [Music]. so these are the guys playing from Pearl. Jam in the.

background my. pain is self. chosen. [Music]. atast so that's the same guy from Alice. Alice Chains It's Lane yep yeah what a. voice he had so. unusual I don't know if Them Bones is.

about him fighting off heroin but God. damn it seems like it is you. know yeah Mike star also was in the band. he died as well him and Lane both died. that heroin culture is a strange culture. the heroin musician culture is very very. strange because it's um it's very. prevalent AB amongst Elite musicians you. know in in terms of like you look at the. guys that we we all worship like Hendrix. did heroin Morrison most likely did.

heroin right wasn't he yeah Cobain did. heroin Lane staling did her the guy from. Blind Melon the lead singer blind Mel he. died of heroin I think too yeah it's a. it's so prevalent man it's so prevalent. it's just. like you you. know that's one like what is it about. heroin and music like something about a. there's probably a field to it or. something I think I think it's a place. they want to go so I think they're.

writing but they feel like yo if I do. this I can go even to another level like. I I don't know I mean I can ask Jerry. the the guitar player um he'd be a great. guy to have on your show Jerry Jerry. contrell ask himim how Lane came up with. those lyrics I don't know if there's. something I I think there's something to. heroin and its effects on people that we. we we're looking at it only in a. negative. way I've never done heroin but I did do.

a morphine drip once when I had my knee. surgery and it was amazing so I would. imagine heroin feels [ __ ] great but. there was a guy that I knew that was a a. pool Hustler he was like a big- Time. pool player in uh Connecticut uh in the. east coast and his his name was Water. Dog they'd call him Buffalo Bill or. water dog and this guy was a heroin. addict and he would go into the bathroom. and he would. and after he shot heroin he would sit on. the barol like this he one of those. chairs he would sit there like this oh. my God I'm not kidding for like 15 20.

minutes just sit there like this wow and. then when he got out he couldn't miss a. ball he couldn't he couldn't miss so he. was gambling for thousands of dollars. there was all these people yelling and. screaming there was so much money. involved because it's like this guy who. is like a local Gambler George the Greek. was playing against him and there was a. lot of money bet being bet on this. thousands of dollars and this [ __ ]. guy couldn't miss he had eyes like a. shark like just like his pupils were. fully dilated and he was just Fir and. balls in like he could see where the.

ball was going with pinpoint position it. was wild to watch and I was like what. the [ __ ] is going on with Heroin like. how how do so many musicians create. amazing works of art with it how does so. many like Mitch Hedberg loved heroin you. know he's like one of the funniest guys. that's ever lived like what what is it. about that. drug maybe I I should do heroin I'm just. kiding no um yeah I know I um I. definitely don't want to do it I'm. scared but I would I'm wondering like.

what is it about are you scared because. if you did it you'd really dig it yeah I. I don't want to do anything that I would. really like that can eventually kill you. right you couldn't just like oh I'm just. going to try it no it doesn't seem like. a try thing heroin seems like a it's. like what about Coke have you ever done. Coke no never done Coke really no never. done Coke no one beli that which is very. insulting cuz I tell the truth about. everything but that is the one that I. have um I avoided it because when I was. a kid I had a cousin a friend whose.

cousin um was selling it and his life. fell apart I watched his life fell apart. I knew him before that and then watching. him afterwards I like [ __ ] man stay away. from Coke do you think if you did it you. would you would want to do it some more. or you just I'm sure I would love it. yeah I'm sure I'd love it I think. everybody loves it it's like there's. certain things that e you got to a man's. got to know his limit. ations you know stay away from things. like Coke what about also like. artistically I'm not interested in. anything that makes me more comfortable.

I'm interested in things that make me. less comfortable I'm I'm interested in. things that make me less secure that's. why I like weed cuz it makes you like. analyze your behavior more you know and. see the faults in your own stuff cuz. you're kind of looking at things almost. semi- paranoid when you write do you do. you smoke a doobie write before and what. writing process depends on what time it. is if uh if it's at night and I'm. leaving a club I won't smoke anything I. just I'm already probably a little high.

and I'll just sit in front of the. computer and I just I just try start. writing just start writing yeah just try. to find anything and all I'm looking for. is like paragraphs that I can extract. I'm looking for a premise and some of my. best bits have come out of that just. like. forcing it and then once I force an idea. like get get something down then I start. dissecting it and CH chopping up and. then get it to a place where I feel like. this is funny enough I know where it's. going enough that I can talk about it on.

stage and when and when you when you. write you don't write for the joke you. write for the angle in the story I no I. just write on a subject so just like so. if I'm going to write this is just one. way I do it another way I do it is I'll. come up with something funny and then I. write it down on my phone I do that a. lot too but when I write I it's like say. if I'm going to do something about. caffeine I'll just sit and write about. caffeine like if there's it's not really. good subject but you know whatever the. subject is they think is funny I just. start writing about it is look at it.

from all the different angles look at it. from a silly angle look at it from a. hater's angle look at it from a Lover's. look at it twist it up make it so like. even though it's a ridiculous thing to. say maybe this is good for society if. this happens you know and like have. funny ways to look at it and then I try. it on stage and then when I try it on. stage I listen to it I [ __ ] around you. listen to it back yeah I'll listen to it. back um uh or uh you know or I know what. I said so I'll just go and work on it on.

the next set and try to find like. another way to go in it maybe maybe I'm. missing something like sometimes the. best version of a bit came from just a. chance way of saying it a different way. one night and I'm like oh my God it's so. much better like you fixed it instantly. so do you have um I don't want to say a. team of writers but people back there. you just have the audio it's just my. just me but you remember it well I. record everything I record everything on. my phone yeah you recording this. conversation I record this conversation. yeah God all stuff cage we're in trouble.

we're in trouble so uh so what about. observational versus. personal as far as where your heads at. regarding that I think you should think. and and talk about what you're. interested in thinking and talking about. and right now what I'm interested in. thinking and talking about is that this. is a very bizarre disconnect between the. people in this country and why we tend. to join groups and decide that the.

people in the other group are the bad. people and we're the good people and. we're going to stop that the bad people. and this is going to be great for. everybody like slow the [ __ ] down. everybody this is what I'm thinking. about today because I've never been more. concerned that we could be in a [ __ ]. nuclear war in my life than right now. I've never been more more concerned. about whatever the [ __ ] is going on with. Russia and Ukraine spilling over into. the United States and causing chaos for. everyone on the planet and death and.

destruction beyond our imagination the. fact that that's on the table is so. [ __ ] crazy and he's not going to stop. this guy. right dude the whole thing is a mess. it's a mess it's a mess with NATO moving. into surrounding countries it's a mess. where you know Russia invades Ukraine. it's a it's horrible is it so is it just. about real estate it's about many things. it's if you should I'm not the person to. talk to you about this if you want to.

listen to Dave Smith talk about it he's. very very knowledgeable and he can he. could explain in detail um how NATO. started. violating um some sort of an agreement. and they were moving their arms closer. to where Russ is and they had spec. people had specifically said that they. were trying to get Ukraine to join NATO. and if Ukraine joined NATO that would be. at the border of Russia an armed force. of the whole world and it's just.

tactically it's if you're a general if. you're a person who is a president or. king of a country you're not going to. let somebody like pull right up on your. [ __ ] border like that with a new Army. attached to it like why why do you guys. need a new Army what are you plan on. doing with that new Army why are your. [ __ ] cannons pointing it at us you. know it's all all bad it's all bad dude. and it's all bad because the. military-industrial complex is a. gigantic force of Nature and power and. money there's so much going on and it's.

a natural thing that happens when people. get into power when people get into. Power if they have that kind of money. they're making that kind of money one of. the things that they absolutely are. going to do is they going to try to make. as much money as they can with any. situation that comes up now if you're in. the business of telling jok. that's great you're just going to tour. and do bigger Arenas yay you're at this. big place yay you're at this place more. more seats more tickets but if you're in. the war.

business the you you're just getting to. the edge of no more civilization like. you're pushing things to the edge of. what could happen today if someone's. [ __ ] crazy and someone is dying. already and someone is a dictator that. literally has the ability to launch. nukes on your last breath you could. [ __ ]. and then it's chaos and the question. doesn't become whether or not he should. should have done that of course he. shouldn't have done that the question of.

could there have been steps that were. made to prevent that from happening in. the future and if those steps could be. made they should probably be made. because this is where we are this is. this scares the [ __ ] out of me in a way. that nothing in my life has ever scared. the [ __ ] out of me yeah it's been it's. it's the real deal it's the real deal. it's the real deal and it doesn't we why. why are we involved in this why is. anyone involved in this why are groups. of people involved in this kind of. conflict when the groups of people don't. benefit that's what's weird well I think.

that you know um you know he he he every. you know we as Americans from my feeling. is that we see these poor people get. killed and we don't want to like have. our guys you know like like Afghanistan. go in there but what here's some weapons. because we feel bad for all your. innocent people that are dying so you. guys figure it out that's a great way to. look at it right yeah that's a positive. way to look at it um like if you wanted. to positively. support the well that's money America.

that's what would say I think that he I. think that. Putin knew that going into it he goes. we're going to we're going to do this. and I know America is going to give. these guys money and it's going to [ __ ]. up their economy could be I mean uh. because our econom is pretty [ __ ] up. right now yeah but I think it would be. [ __ ] up anyway I think these people. are. goofy I think um you know it's it's. really hard to run a country and most. people aren't very good at it just just.

how it goes there's very few people that. are actually good at it and it's very. clear that this country is being run by. a bunch of people other than just the. president I mean what I don't know how. much say he has but it's a lot of other. people are involved and they're not. doing such a great job and they haven't. made course Corrections very good. there's a lot of mistakes that have been. made that that didn't have to be made. made and that's just how it is it's just. like it's not being run well and so you. have to go well who could do it better. could it be a Republican or it could be.

a better Democrat and if it's not a. better Democrat like how are we going to. get a better Democrat if you don't let. the president debate so they won't let. him debate because Robert Kennedy Jr and. what is that other woman's name Marian. Williamson Marian Williamson apparently. they're they're both uh promising. candidates for the Democratic party but. they won't let him debate before the. primaries. so it's like that's not that Democratic. like that's not how it's supposed to do. yeah suppos to I agree with you I think. both sides are [ __ ] up yeah I mean I.

think both sides are it's all run by. money man like that's they let money. into politics and people can profit off. of decisions and it's a mess that you. can't pull out of it's one of those. things like once you've got that in. there it's like you're not taking the. pee out of the ocean kid it's like. that's it's in there you're not fixing. that yeah and the the news organization. I mean I flipped back and forth and when. I was growing up it was just a news. anchor just reading the teleprompter and. basically just reading the news and now.

both sides have something to say and I. neveri yeah I never remembered that and. it's it's you know I watch it because. I'm a comedian and I look at the comedy. in it um and I don't take it serious um. that's good you because otherwise it'll. freak you out yeah and and you know. these news anchors they roll their eyes. they say sh [ __ ] and they're both way. too far left and way too far right well. you're taking a real chance if you're. running a corporate Network and you have. on people that are going to Give.

opinions because you're going to have. people that just give the hot take of. the day and repeat things that everybody. says and you know use phrases that. they've heard on TV and the news and. know that they have to hit certain beats. in order to be accepted and then you're. going to get people that are very. arrogant about enforcing their own. personal ideologies and their sets and. views of things and they'll argue with. people in a very uncomfortable way where. you you see people with differing. opinions now on the internet in. particular having thoughtful.

conversations with each other even. though they have different opinions. doesn't have to it doesn't have to. devolve to this like stupid like name. calling yelling G like why why you. calling each other names why you. insulting each other like is this. getting anything done like can can you. keep it together as a human being do you. have the character to keep it together. and so this like the way people. communicate in like short clips in these. CNN things when you're watching people. argue about stuff it's like my God is. this a bad format for this and my God.

are you guys bad at doing it in this. format cuz it's like you're just virtue. signaling and complaining it's like the. the way you're interfacing with people. yeah I think it's all fake I think the. second the the cameras are off I think. Tucker Carlson is super liberal and I. think that Don Lemon is super Republican. I do I do really think that I don't. think that but I do think that tuer. Carlson used to be a dead head yes I've. which is amazing yeah he's from. California he from Los or he from Santa.

Monica but but um uh I think it's all. entertainment I think these guys are as. as narcissistic as the most actors that. are in Hollywood I think these news. anchors the second that the camera's off. they're looking at their they're you. know like anyone else I think they're. It's Entertainment dude they're just. human beings at the end of the day. they're just human beings and everybody. is subject to the same weirdness all of. them no matter what the profession is. you know it's like that the the job of.

being a news anchor is so strange you're. Distributing the news hi I'm Paulie. Shore with the news today Putin learned. that Ukraine said that they're going. to and then you know that you don't know. jack [ __ ] just reading off a. teleprompter and everybody comes to you. and they want to take a picture with you. at the restaurant hey it's Paulie from. the news you sit there like it's a. [ __ ] weird gig man you're a reader of.

the news yeah and you have to do it in a. fake way yeah well there's a way to talk. Polly a way that settles people and. calms their fears and that's the way we. prefer to talk here on k106 yeah you. know who I I loved was uh Brian Brian. Williams remember him on MSN loved him. yeah he was good at that voice I thought. he was great he was very good at that. voice he was. great he got in trouble because he lied. about Iraq yeah lied about getting shot.

at which yeah but then that kind of went. away a little bit not really not the. people that got shot at oh okay yeah. they're not really interested in hearing. from you anymore if you can just like. make up a story but Hillary Clinton did. that too right didn't she like make up. some or there was a a dispute in her. story I just wish I just wish there. wasn't a fox in a CNN I wish there was. just a said news and just read what was. on the news and it was the people to to. to decide what what they think yeah as.

opposed to giving opinions that's my my. thought that's how it was when I was a. kid the thing is it's like you don't. really know these people very well so. even when they're giving their opinions. you don't know them very well you don't. really know them you don't really hear. them but they should probably have a. disclaimer and say like yo I don't know. [ __ ] I'm just reading what it tells me. to read so please don't get mad at me my. job is to read what's on there imagine I. want you to imagine this imagine if all. of your interactions for the rest of.

your life would be like you sitting on. the couch of a talk show it would be you. would go crazy you would go [ __ ]. crazy. imagine if that's how you communicate. for the rest of your life or if you only. talk to people that talk to you like a. news anchor oh my God imagine that I. want you to imagine if the only way they. talked they talked like a politician. giving a speech Paulie what we can do. for this country is different than what.

anybody could do for any other country. and I'm here to tell you that with my. commit you'd be like dude [ __ ] relax. slow the [ __ ] down right speak normal. what are you doing imagine if that's how. people talked forever you would go mad. you would literally go insane yeah like. we we allow a certain kind of like fake. kind of. thing top 40 DJ voicey yeah imagine if. they only talked in top 40 DJ voices. Paulie Shore walking into the room.

ladies and gentlemen Paulie Shore can be. seen at the blah blah blah at the blah. blah blah tickets available. now yeah yeah it's uh that's weird and. then well then you know and then we go. back to what I said originally which is. the phones you know before I always said. that um before the internet if you were. a crazy person you could just. back in the day you would just you know. be crazy and sit in the corner now if. you're a crazy person you can actually. be crazy and I think that has a lot to.

do with it too yeah you know people get. to you know have their opinion you know. when I was growing up I didn't know. everyone wanted to be famous I thought. if you wanted I didn't I thought it was. just New York and La I didn't know. people you know in Iowa would be like yo. check out my corn fields dog you know. what I mean yo check out my steak dude. have you seen this guy who only gets hit. in the balls I have not have I seent you. that guy Jamie which one the big fat guy. one missing teeth that's not a new thing.

yeah what's his name I don't know I. don't know who you're talking about oh. God damn it I know I have it saved but. this dude let me figure out who I sent. it to cuz I sent it to someone recently. send it to me this dude just keeps. getting smashed in the balls and he's. probably got a million followers right. people love it uh he probably does yeah. God damn it. I'm G to have to find it I I definitely. sent it to quite a few friends but I. don't know where it is this this dude. just gets hammered in the balls all the.

time he's a big fat guy with tattoos on. his. face so that's my point though played it. before on here but that's my point right. it's like what's the homie's name I have. to find it out he's crazy he's like. missing his front teeth and he just gets. kicked in the balls and he's probably. making bank probably driving a. Ferrari yeah I didn't know that bro he. gets hit in the ball so hard yeah so. hard you're like you're going to die. you're going to die from hit some just. random people well I'll show you. multiple different kinds of people they. hit him in the balls with the hockey. puck watch this this dude so he's.

Canadian obviously and this dude's a. serious hockey player too like he whips. it in there oh my God he shot it right. in right in on the. sack bro wow this was four years ago. okay so he's been getting kicked in the. balls for decades so his balls look like. like cauliflower ears hold my fries is. that a Canadian thing like hold my beer. M but this is my. fries maybe it's all just like grabbing.

your dick yeah this is what people want. to see right um there's a lot more. brutal ones than that like him getting. uh what did he get a I think he got a. golf ball fat guys all my fries is for. fat guys. okay I think he got a golf ball whacked. into his balls and a bunch of other. stuff too but yeah it's yeah and there. you go you can make it there that's my. point you're GNA make it on your own but. yeah it's some you.

know yeah you could do it a lot of. different ways now and I think that's. the big change you could do it a lot of. different ways and there's people that. become famous through Tik Tok and. Instagram and all these different things. and YouTube and podcasts and you know. there's always going to be movies. because movies are fun they're. entertaining there's always going to be. television shows people like to watch. television it's just they have to adjust. to a different time you know but if you. don't want to do that anymore as a comic. you don't have to do that anymore.

because it used to be that you had to do. that if you wanted to do comedy because. if you didn't get a sitcom people. wouldn't come to see you in the clubs. because they wouldn't know who you are. right you know you had to like someone. had to find out who you were you had to. either get a special on HBO or you'd. have to do The Tonight Show with Johnny. back in the day or you had to get there. there got to be some way what do you. think I think I thought AR what Ari did. was great with special that was amazing. yeah but I thought just the I love how. Ari just says [ __ ] it you know what I. mean it says I'm going to do something. completely different yeah you know and I. thought that just and he's thought about.

it for a long time too he worked on that. set for a long ass time yeah but I just. love that he um you know said [ __ ]. everyone I'm just going to do it myself. and he he paved the way I mean Big Jay. oakerson did it right A lot of people. have done that before him and a lot of. uh a lot of his success came out of that. as well and I I think I think you you. know the internet is a great thing for. guys like me especially because you know. if I'm not getting a movie offer if I'm. not getting a TV offer and I'm going on. stage I'm touring I still want to do.

other [ __ ] yeah and so for instance I. can do a YouTube I could do Instagram do. all my stupid videos so I think it's a. good thing oh for sure yeah no it's. definitely a good thing it's definitely. a good thing and it's a good thing for. several reasons it's a good thing to get. your stuff out there but it's also a. good thing to to be stay creative. because at in the old days if you come. up with an idea you'd got to develop it. and it takes a long time now you come up. with an idea you could put it out the. next day and I love that that's what's. great about YouTube you know so I could.

put my stuff right out on YouTube I. could do videos on there and I think. it's cool yeah I think it's cute it's. huge and it's also it's great that. Comics can just be free and they're not. attached to this thing that can't accept. them if they have jokes about this or. that or anything if they're. controversial or they swear too much it. doesn't matter anymore like now now with. podcasts are a completely new industry. that is as big as television is if not. bigger so a bad thing's a good thing. yeah it's not even a bad thing it's just.

a changing thing and you give people. access like this to something that's you. know where you could pause it anytime. you want watch it whenever you want like. a regular talk show it's clunky it's. clunky doesn't work that good whereas if. you are you know you're imagining where. it's going to go it's probably going to. go to some completely unexpected place. next like nobody saw a podcast coming. right nobody thought this was ever going. to be a big thing so there's probably. something like that that's going to be.

coming next and you'd have to like. predict it based on it have to be like. you'd have to analyze like lifestyle. things and like you you have to figure. like what would what new kind of. Technology would interface with people. like how would. people how would people enjoy something. in a new way I don't know what the. answer to that is but whe whether it's. virtual reality augmented reality but. when that comes along it's also when. when when you go to a nightclub and you. see a um you know back in the day when.

when you go to a nightclub you like. people would be up dancing and now you. go to a nightclub people are staring at. their phones you know so if you want to. talk to a girl you can't really because. they're staring at their phone that's. why I think it'd be cool to have some. sort of uh you know where you kind of. can can can uh hijack and go into. someone's phone if you're like in a like. imagine like you air dropped them a. picture and said you air dropped them an. invitation to a drink yeah buy him a. drink can you do that I wonder if you. can air drop a air uh drop a FaceTime.

request request that would be a fun that. would be cool like imagine some babe yo. imagine some babe is like you know you. want to talk to the babe but she's. staying at her phone and you don't want. to you want to buy her a drink and. you're like you just airdrop your video. and then you're like yo babe I'm right. here let me buy you second thought. that's a terrible idea okay that's a. terrible idea I just thought about that. cuz I'm a guy like if I was a girl that. would be a terrible idea you just be. getting dicks air dropped to All Over. the Bar a scenario where it' be good but. everyone has to be on the same page yes.

that's a very good way of putting it. Jamie and then there's the dating apps. whatever the [ __ ] is next after phones. is going to make phones look like a. typewriter yes right whatever's next is. going to be some mind changing [ __ ] like. literal mind changing like some some. sort of a neural interface something. real next level where it's going to just. you're not I mean they they were talking. about having uh like a portal to the. internet that's like connected to your. brain all the time what does that look.

like what does that seem like well you. can put in you could put in like. something in here and do go open the. door like that now yeah yeah I F no I. have a a guy I know that goes to his. office and he puts like some chip in. there when he goes like this and the. door opens oh okay yeah so he has like a. key fob yeah we have key fob like that. that that do that yeah it's inside your. hand right yeah well it doesn't have to. be are you talking about like an implant. cuz I've seen that oh you're talking. about an implant I thought you meant a.

ring no like an actual inside imagine. they make you wear a chip ring like with. like the logo of the company on it keep. your ring on 24/7 even when you shower. if your ring breaks we'll get you a new. one but you are a proud employee of. Walmart you will keep that Walmart. [ __ ] Walmart ring what you don't they. do it dogs don't you do that with the. dog if you call people dogs that work at. Walmart you son of a [ __ ] you hear what. he said your dog I have a dog I have a. chiping my dog so my dog gets lost yes.

or if your dog gets it's actually for. your dog gets picked up by the pound. okay so the pound can scan it and they. can get your your like a of lce yeah and. they if you have a chip in there and. then they go okay we Paul we found your. dog which is nice that's nice that's. very cool yeah it's a wild ass time yeah. it's going to get Wilder this me ukaku. uh interview that I did yesterday where. we were're talking about um Quantum. Computing and what that means and what. they're going to be able to do as they. get better and better and better it's. like holy.

[ __ ] he's like there's a giant. Revolution it's going to change the. world and it's about to happen what did. he say well there's a there's a. competition right now between Microsoft. and IBM and Google and um China and. they're all trying to be the first to. develop a a real quantum computer they. already have a couple that they've. devised but they're they're only. designed to do very specific tasks they. don't have like an artificial general. intelligence quantum computer yet but.

when they do so what's that going to be. it's that whoever figures it out first. there's a mad race right now between. these giant corporations and between the. country of. China and they're in the middle of this. battle to see who wins this and whoever. wins this likely has technological. superiority over for the entire world. because these things will be able to. crack any kind of code that anybody has. any encryption it'll be able to crack. everything so what's it what's it look. like or what's it going to what what is.

this guy's vision of what he thinks it's. going to look like well what it looks. like now is like some super [ __ ]. science fictiony space [ __ ] it looks. like all these crazy golden coils that. are are wrapped around this one smaller. device and the smaller device is this. computer is this quantum computer all. that other stuff is just the cooling. mechanism for the computer it's see can. you pull up an image of it what whatever. um meio Kaku uh put on yesterday it's.

the craziest [ __ ] because you you look. at it and you go oh my God that looks. like a science fiction movie look at. that thing or or a brewery in. Iowa welcome to the golden tap right. exactly yeah wow look at that thing. though all that stuff on the top is all. Cooling and that small box at the bottom. with that blue light on it that's the. computer so all that other stuff is and. that's your friend no no that's not my.

friend that's the CEO of Google oh so. he's Kaku is uh the um the guy who was. the guest yesterday yeah yeah but that. guy is one of the people that's involved. that's the CEO of Google they're they're. doing their own quantum computer and IBM. is I think as well microft so this is to. to basically hack into everything. what that is is going to develop a. computer what they're eventually going. to be whatever version of it what and. whatever it looks like when they get it. done there it's going to be a computer.

that can operate like a million times or. more powerful than any computer that's. ever existed. wow I think that's a correct statement. is that right it's not it's not. incorrect but I just I do want to. correct you on one tiny thing this. little p on the picture here yeah that. what you're seeing there that's like a. router behind the machine oh so that's. not the computer at the bottom the. little box that he was s to trying to. explain it's like it's like oh it's. right above more like this and it's just. covered up by everything okay I see I. see I see okay so that little so it's.

even smaller yeah yeah yeah it's more. like a microchip but a little bit bigger. than a microchip obviously really yeah. it's the the computer itself is a little. bigger than a microchip Co that's what. I'm trying to it's bigger than a. microchip you know but like a CPU. compared to a a PC Tower it's kind of. like that like this is like the tower. cooling device right for more of like a. CPU that's probably like like so how big. is the actual chip I'll try to find a. huh wild so this is a little chip like. this Joe oh my God look at this not even. that big Jesus that's the computer bro.

what the [ __ ] that's. alien fits into like it's going to fit. into your computer no that is going to. be the computer wow that's what's crazy. you all the other stuff it's they. instead of so instead of doing things. with one and zeros I'm going to [ __ ]. this up I'm sure they're they're. Computing with. atoms and they're they're doing their. computation in atoms and these.

computations are happening in multiple. universes simultaneously H I'm gone. right you say that I'm like I don't know. what you're saying like I'm just I'm. repeating his words like it's too. confusing he's saying that they're happy. so that's the size of it look at that. tell me if they found that and you said. we de develop we found a computer that. is 1 million times stronger than. anything that exists here on Earth this. must be from another planet like look at. that guy holding that up in his hand go. back to that image of him holding it if.

he said that was recovered from a crash. UFO in Roswell New Mexico in 1947 this. is the answer to all of our worries if. we can get this attached to the proper. cooling it will be 1 million times more. powerful than any PC that's ever existed. that's like that's a scene in The. Watchmen or something right picture them. doing the same thing but finding an. iPhone that doesn't have power you're. like if we could just turn this on we. don't even know what that means yeah but. then the cell phone towers are out and. there's no 5 a device like that I don't.

mean like specifically that right. imagine if they get past this whole cell. phone thing and develop something that. uses the Earth as a method of. transmitting messages back and forth the. energy of the earth Sol or something I. don't know like sending something. through the air that is powered. by that very a like like instead of. using a 5G signal you use the signal of. the Earth itself imagine if that becomes. a thing imagine if there's a way that.

you can like instead of like sending. things from Tower to Tower which is. insanely. impressive what if you were literally. able to. connect just human beings device device. with no network they're so powerful that. just like you can air drop someone. something on a plane you know even if. there there's no Wi-Fi or nothing. imagine if your phone just connects to. other phones like just does it some. other way it doesn't need a 5G signal.

yeah yeah that doesn't seem it's so. crazy that they could do it already it's. so crazy they can send a video through. the air and you can get it a second. later that's nuts well you remember when. we 20 years ago when you tried to. download videos it took a long time oh. yeah yeah yeah took forever even. pictures someone send you a picture like. it was interesting cuz when Napster hit. you know you're like you're trading. music people are sharing music and and. all that and then you're like well. people people in the movie and TV.

business are like hey well at least. we're not going to get that's not going. to happen to us and then shortly after. that yeah people are sending you know. copies of movies remember when like. Spider-Man came out or something and. they're like oh we got you know a a a a. copy and we're sending it all over the. Internet yeah or what I don't know if it. was Spider-Man but I'm you know what I. mean yeah that happens all the time with. movies that get leaked yeah but when it. first started to happen M well when it. first really started [ __ ] people up. with with Napster that freaked people. out you could download entire albums for.

free and everybody's like wait what's. going on yeah you know and that that boy. you want to talk about a disruptive. force in uh an. industry that changed everything yeah. that was a big deal you can't sell. records anymore I had Paul Stanley on. the podcast and he's very bitter about. it he doesn't like it at all yeah he was. saying it's. stealing I'm. like yeah I mean stealing is I steal a.

record but the the digital recording. like that's like we used to always. record off the radio you remember that. when you were a kid you would record on. cassettes off the radio yeah but that's. okay cuz it doesn't sound that good well. nobody tried to stop that and there was. no distribution method stop a an AI Sam. Kennison album from being made right now. I would not I would not you know what. it's like that Bigg e Tupac thing that. we played yesterday which is hilarious. we played uh Meo Kaku we played uh uh.

notorious b. doing uh Nas lyrics Okay. and like he was you could tell he his. eyes glazed over just like me talking to. him about quantum physics I feel like. though if a Sam Kennison one you guys. know what that was like you knew you you. would have to write material that's. worth. I that's my point you guys would listen. to it like this kind of sucks but you. could play it for a kid and be like. that's actually I love this this is. awesome and then you're like you guys. don't know what it was like though to.

rewrite Kennison you'd have to rewrite. Kennison in the context of when he was. hot in like the 80s you'd have to write. more material from back then cuz if you. wanted to rewrite Kennison he doesn't. have cultural references like how would. he know what the [ __ ] is we know he's. dead you train CH GPT with some new Tik. Tok references some new comedy and then. all sudden you go like and I tell listen. the voice to Sam Kennison not only that. tell if Sam Kennison was alive today in. the form of Sam Ken from ' 86 yeah. that's it right that's it could happen. and someone will do it now that we've.

just a very good point that's a very. good point yeah I was thinking like you. would like it's almost like if I wanted. to see Hendrick play would I if I wanted. to see uh if I wanted to go to a VR. version of a Hendrick concert I would. want to be in some [ __ ]. 1967 concert where the the floor's muddy. and there's there dirty hippies around. and you know and he's playing live in. some Club that's where I want what's it. what's it called uh H hologram Holograms.

hologram did that like fizz out yeah I'm. fizzed out what about nfts did that fizz. out too no those are hot again they're. hot again in fact I'm coming out my own. colle um you know what say the Hologram. phased out with Tupac Tupac was too. jacked people got upset enough with the. holog but it's also weird do you feel. weird um I don't know if you feel weird. but I feel weird about it when you go to. a concert not obviously your concert but. a normal um concert like a a a a music.

concert everyone is filming the ACT. everyone is going like it's normal and. back when I was growing up like I I I. saw the Rolling Stones I Saw The Clash. open for the Rolling Stones at the um it. was at the Coliseum and I did a bad. thing because I was obsessed with the. Rolling Stones I took my little tape. recorder and I actually recorded you. know I pirated it or whatever it's. called where you tape it and I drove to. school on my bike and I listened to it.

and I came in my pants cuz I was. obsessed with you know MC Jagger back in. the 80s you know it was just like [ __ ]. isn't it crazy when you look at him in. the 60s yeah but I was just like this is. amazing but you know people do that now. like it's no big deal and the and the. artists just let it happen I don't think. there's anything they can do about it I. know there's nothing you can do about it. it's information I mean but you guys did. something about I know Bruno Mars puts. puts the the in the back yeah that's. good but what I'm saying is just like.

just with things that are on the. internet if you have uh some sort of. recording on the Internet or it's like. this world is just too strange when it. comes to digital what this is at he. recorded his own concert right no so. this story happened recently like. Coachella happened uh over the weekend. or like the last two weekends this. artist named Frank Ocean his uh set was. not streamed live on YouTube like most. of the other ones were but a fan found. online like 450 videos of his concert.

and spent a lot of time editing them. together and made the entire show. available like the hour and 20 minute. set available through fan found footage. online put online and now was being sued. immediately by a Coachella for saying. you can't do this but he wasn't even. there so how they sue him how could they. sue him part of the that it's a little. bit of an issue and he like he went into. saying I think when he found like right. away they interviewed him he said I'm. still I'm going to leave it up and then. they contacted him again he's like okay. actually I'll take it down off my.

website he I think he had it available. on like Google Drive and a few other. places for people to download oh but now. it's just out there and he's like it's. already people have it you're never. going to stop this from being seen it. exists why couldn't he put it out there. cuz he was only at a festival there is. like when you buy that ticket you know. you're buying you it's a con contct for. the people that were there they were. breaking that contract by filming it and. put oh my God but everybody's doing that. correct and that's where it becomes a. very everybody's taking photographs and.

everybody's filming didn't the BC boys. do that a long time I think they were. the first ones they did it on purpose. though yeah that was like yeah they they. told that was kind of cool yeah I know. this is [ __ ] do for that it sounds. brilliant and I bet it's dope but how is. Coachella losing anything on that why. would they want to sue someone that I. don't understand they know people have. phones and they know they're recording. them well not only that if that's the. source of it it's just fan Crea videos. and someone creatively edited them. together probably a dope video he. downloaded 450 videos and he used like.

150 of them to make the video's a hero. he's going to get probably hired to do. other stuff now I want him to shoot at. the Mother Ship Pro we have it it's set. up we have it set up for filming you. could film there great yeah that was. part of the thing putting it together. yeah yeah yeah you that's one of the. reasons why I wanted to change the the. curtain to the other curtain I like that. curtain looks better yeah no I I. remember you said that I think that's. that's that's cool I'm excited to have. you there dude um when are you uh.

hitting the road soon do you got any uh. dates to plug um I'm all I'm never. stopped I I will never stop touring. beautiful till I'm you know George. Burns's age I'm I'll always do standup. so I'm just always on the road beautiful. yeah I just love it um social media for. every yeah just uh poly shore.com atin. Texas Wednesday May 3rd comedy. Mothership woo yeah we sold that out. that was cool beautiful yeah so I'm here. I'd like to come here more often you. know come here more often for sure for.

sure you should and all these gigs are. up um Portland helium that's a great. [ __ ] club [ __ ] up City but that's a. great Club Las Vegas Hartford. Connecticut Albany New York yeah I also. have this this is my new album this is. cool it's called poly Shore and the. crusties you put put up my YouTube for a. second I have an album yeah we're we're. releasing this on my website kind of. music is this it's just all covers it's. great turn it around look at the. covers.

wow okay let's let's listen to number. two whole lot of love is that available. what's available on YouTube I had rap. what do you have rape me okay let's go. with that look at this is my band thank. you thank you so this is called Polly NE. crusties oh my God where are you guys in. my garage in Vegas. one of the best bands in the world. there's our neighbors wave to the. neighbors so your neighbors are out. there watching you perform song is. called rape me and uh this isn't like.

our do you have a crowd in the street. people drive by but most people they. keep moving this is the house set next. door to Nicholas. Cage bet Nicholas Cage is super thrilled. about you bringing all the attention to. his neighborhood spirit and we might. bring you here later so we call him. little baby Larry David yeah we might. rape you so go over there here we go. people at home if you know the song. you're welcome to sing it here we you. guys count it.

[Music]. down look at you with the slides. [Music]. on okay. okay what the [ __ ] he did I'm having fun. it looks like you're having fun that's. what it's about I get it so uh yeah we. also have poly Shore is dead that's on. uh the 20-y year anniversary is this. year nice poly Shore is dead so that's. on my YouTube so I got a lot of stuff on. my YouTube um I'll see you tomorrow.

night yeah thanks for having me have fun. thanks for being here peace out peace. out bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].