Joe Rogan Experience #1978 - Ms Pat

[Music]. by night. [Music]. night it's good to see you it's good to. see you too what's happening ah life. life is good I moved back to Atlanta my. husband retired I'm having fun I'm. getting ready to move into my first. theater tour call your girl done made it. that's beautiful life is beautiful.

that's exciting how's your show doing uh. my show is doing great it's uh we just. wrapped it well the third season just. came out in February got some big news. coming uh you know see what the fourth. season Gotta Give You know it's going. great it's a funny [ __ ] show thank. you people are loving it it's a real. sitcom you know and there's not a lot of. those anymore it's not it's not and. that's you know we was nominated for. Nami nice uh first time for bet or BT. plus really yes yes yes we was the.

director got nominated for such a great. episode and so we said we can repeat. this year who's that gentleman that you. brought with me last time your executive. producer uh yeah he created the show. with me Jordan Cooper Jordan is a genius. that young man how old is he I think. he's 27 now that's insane yeah he I've. never met anybody who knows more about. TV when he was telling us about the. history of like how Lucy and Desi Arnaz. controlled that show and how they took.

it and took it on tour and then made it. into a television show like I didn't. know all that [ __ ] he loves TV we just. um we did a whole loose and F of me and. Tammy Roman because people love us. together I he brought her into you know. he casted her before he dang near casted. me and he put us together and he said. I'm telling you y'all gonna be like Lucy. and after and that's what the world. think we are now and they love us. together shout out to Tammy Roman shout. out to Tammy Roman I'm so glad your show.

is caught steam because that genre for. comedians is kind of a Dying genre you. don't really see sitcoms much anymore. not with comedians uh thank God I had a. million and one stories and you you know. thank God that you know we're on BT plus. because they let us push the envelope. they don't you know they don't want to. wrap it up in a boat they let us wrap it. up to miss pathway so we talked about. everything the last three seasons from. you know for me having a gay daughter. the gay experience you know uh being in.

jail being a teenage mama hating my. mother being molested we just did a. black hair we just did an episode on me. being molested by my mama boyfriend. which was very funny but also very. touching and I did the episode to let. people know that you can't change the. past. all you can do is look for was it was in. front of you so don't whine about it. find a way to laugh about it and it was. a very serious episode that hit home for. a lot of the people who watched Miss Pat. show but they was able to laugh at it.

that's a complicated subject to try to. make funny I try to make everything. funny jokes. no I tell people it's my story so I got. the right to to. react to it the way I want to I could be. somewhere crying for what I found the. funny and we wrote it into an episode. and people was like thank you Miss Pat. you make me realize that I don't have to. cry about what happened to me 10 years. ago or 20 years ago forgive them and. move to Hell on my boyfriend is dead.

other people molest me is dead but like. look at me now even my kid's father I. talked about him many times to you I. mean he working at Jiffy Lubes and he. don't have like four heart attacks I. wish him well I'm okay. and that's what it's all about it's. about me. that's a great attitude to have to go. through life like because you really. can't change the past no you cannot. but I control I can control what's. happening to me now what I love about. your show is your show is doing things.

that like some of the great old sitcoms. did like it's. it's. you know people thought that that. multi-camera shoot. we do it in front of a live audience. people thought you weren't doing that. anymore which is kind of crazy because. that used to be the thing that everybody. wanted to do you know all the way back. to you know before Seinfeld the Sanford. and Son I mean the the All in the Family. they did all those shows with an. audience well they went to can laughter.

you know which uh which was much easier. you know if you ain't wrote nothing it's. not funny and you ain't got nobody. sitting there you can just drop in the. laughter what shows you only care I. think you know I saw a clip of uh The. Big Bang Theory and it was a Big Bang. Theory but without the laughs like. they've They removed the laugh so you. could see like what what the show. actually is I'm like why are people. laughing at this this is strange. like I don't know if that was a retake.

because you know it is sometimes you. have to do retakes and sometimes you do. them when the crowd's not there well. last time I talked about Big Bang Theory. I got in trouble from little white girls. so they was down my throat they were. sending me death threats like they were. all gonna clone themselves together and. whoop my ass cause I didn't recognize. the star of The Big Bang Theory but uh I. mean I've never watched The Big Bang. Theory so but I'm quite sure a lot of. sitcom taped that away without a live. studio audience and you can you can even. look at sitcoms now who do use can laugh.

and the left is when they're going up. the steps or when they combing their. hair you're like who the [ __ ] edit this. [ __ ] right this ain't right this ain't. funny they're just trying to make it too. funny what else we just he wanted that. that loose and yeah Lucy feel he wanted. the old school feel and we taped in. front of Alaska studio audience in. Atlanta Joe had never been done for a. sitcom a multicam so when we got there. the People by the camera people had. never did it before Atlanta so it was a. teaching moment for first season oh wow.

so now every they got the hook up that. mean you know everybody know what. they're doing now we're turning away. audience member the third season we was. turning people away that's great so. they're loving and it's like a party. it's like a it's like a family reunion. people come from everywhere to come see. Miss Pat show in Atlanta well what he. did what everyone did is capture the. essence of your stand up and of you on. podcasts like why people love you. and to put that into a sitcom and not.

make it corny like I told you last time. I saw it before I saw it I was like I. was skeptical I love you I think you're. hilarious the last thing I want to see. is you and some mediocre version of the. Miss Pat life. but they nailed it yeah that's hard to. do it's very complicated because you're. telling a story you have all these. characters interacting with each other. and you you got to wrap it up within a. certain time frame because of streaming. do you do you have a specific number of. minutes do you have to do or do you have.

more flexibility a little bit they might. give you 33 but no more than 35. they be. screaming cut it and join me saying no. you're gonna mess up the whole part of. the of the show don't don't cut it so. that we fight a lot about a little. longer episodes and BT is pretty much. open-minded with it I mean if it if it. if we ask them if we beg them not to cut. it because it's gonna mess it up. sometime they'll let it go but the good. part about it they'll move it over to. linear and then you know they'll cut a. lot of stuff out and I'll be like hey.

y'all the show is a lot better if you. just go back over to BT plus yeah that. sucks that they have to do it that way. because that has to be 22 minutes is. that what it is yeah and they take the. monologue out and I hated the monologue. and people loves the monologue and. monologue is kind of like when Seinfeld. did a Joker from but mine is more aware. I tell you uh how I'm feeling and what. you about to get in the show so every. episode and I hated them because I have. to learn them like I have to learn to. strip and sometime the day before but.

you just hate them because they're hard. to do but do you love the final product. like how it looks on the show I do love. the final product and you know I have a. lot of control with this show so I'm. thankful for that that's amazing because. I've heard horror stories where you. don't get a lot of control yeah you know. and they'll have people writing you the. way that you're not with some fools too. because of the person like you it's so. clear that you know what you're doing. like you've been doing it a long time. just let her do it in the sense of a. sitcom just get the pieces and play and. that's what I did that's what I always.

tell them I said you know one thing I. know Joe as I know funny I know me and I. know the type of funny that I'm trying. to put out and that's all I ask them to. move out the way and give me the space. you know yeah I don't I don't want to. explain every joke to you it might not I. be for you right so you know that's one. of the reasons why I'm really glad we. had bet plus too because we can be black. as hell. I'm not in a room with a whole bunch of. white and sex who's scared to say nappy. are you allowed to swear can you say. basically anything we say everything.

[ __ ] whole [ __ ] [ __ ] we say. everything we talk like Miss Pat talk. for real like families talk for real now. I would say this black folks do come out. and say she don't represent the black. family no I don't represent you I. represent me I'm not out here trying to. recreate your family I what I did was. put my family on TV and if your family. can relate or if you can relate then. come on and get on this train baby. you guys do an amazing job of setting it.

up well you know it's a great show thing. it really is it's it's you know and it's. not a black show it's a it's a show. about that relates to everybody you know. from I have people from all walks of. life walk up to me tell me I download. bet plus just for you I believe that. it's a very unique show and it is I mean. it's it's about your it's about the. experience that I went through in life. that relates to everybody and it's the. coolest thing when I see an old white. dude and a young hip black dude ain't.

got [ __ ] in common but they both like. Miss Pat and when I go to the club and I. perform that both come up and say I love. your show. and that's what I know I said oh this. [ __ ] ain't black this [ __ ] for everybody. yeah that's beautiful I love when old. ladies come up to me like an airport. tell me they love the podcast. like old ladies I had these old ladies. they were like in their 80s man you'd be. surprised I have white young white guys. have a thing for me. I don't know if they want a nanny or.

some old black [ __ ] I don't know. [Laughter]. maybe both maybe we both at the same. time they almost Minds I don't shave on. the regular bus. I can't get into this new bald head. vagina [ __ ] you know no I ain't got time. all this [ __ ] I gotta I got a garage on. top of my vagina I ain't got time for. putting that [ __ ] back once a week to. catch no hell. it's crazy how the gold the pubic hair. thing just vanished like these.

everybody's had pubic hair you watch the. old porns well for all of history people. at pubic hair but back in the day it. made you look like you had a fat cat a. fat [ __ ] yeah you know you put your. underwear on your thick down there you. put your underwear on it sticking to the. vagina I'm like where did man get it to. Bald Head [ __ ] it is weird because I I. experienced it through high school yeah. when I was in high school that's when. porn fart first came out when when I was. in high school was the first time VHS. tapes came out and so people could rent.

porn and that's when the pubic hair. thing changed it changed first in porn. and it changed in everybody else well I. think what the problem was is uh black. one we have such beautiful black afros. down there so you couldn't get the whole. Vision so some white man went down now. and got uh vagina hair stuck in his. throat which I call Nappy gripping he. thought the [ __ ] was gonna kill him so. it was a new rule you get all [ __ ] must. be shaved. that's just my thought I don't know how.

true that is all right I did this girl. in high school and she was kind of wild. and she was dating this guy and she. broke up with the guy and her and I. hooked up and she she said she goes I'm. embarrassed I can't I can't let you see. me I go why she goes he made me shave my. [ __ ] and I just started laughing it was. the funniest thing to me when I was like. 16 years old it was hilarious that. someone uh was ashamed that they had a. shaved [ __ ] I only do it when they get. caught in the side of my underwear.

I've been with the same man 31 years he. didn't give a [ __ ] if mind falling off. and build my kneecap baby did you cook. today I'll have your order Uber Eats or. what show you want to watch. that's why I don't cheat I keep the same. one I got so I ain't got to get no new. rules no new problems no new problems. yeah some people love problems some. people do love problems I don't like. problems I'm not I'm not a fan I just. asked people to leave me the [ __ ] alone. yeah like let me be me uh you know.

people always say well what you think. about the cancer culture I said [ __ ]. American Express been canceled me. the rest of you [ __ ] don't. matter they don't lower my limit so hey. it is what it is. do you do you think that a show like. yours. could it it's like in this day and age. it seems so hard to put one of those. things together like I don't know what. it used to be every night on all the. major networks it was mostly sitcoms it.

was friends and Seinfeld and I was on. one news radio there was all these shows. Wings there was all these shows and. there's [ __ ] none of them now there's. so few so when I see a show like yours. come around and do it in a new way. successfully and really get you I'm like. this can be done this can be done and no. Comics are like trying to get sitcoms. anymore it's not it's not like a it used. to be when I was in the 90s when I was.

out here there was pilot season and. everybody was just scrambling to get a. sitcom it was like the holy Grails like. we were all out here for the lottery. like everybody was ready would come out. here four pilot season everybody would. go to Hollywood yes now no it's [ __ ]. it's gone well you don't need it anymore. you have stuff like podcasts you can. either create your own stuff that you. know with no rules that will blow you. the [ __ ] up but when I see someone doing. something like you're doing I go there's. still room for that funny sitcom it can.

still be done it's still a great thing. to watch one of the things that I tell. you that I ran into uh with building a. sitcom is like writers so you deal with. the writers that been in Hollywood it. was so long and they stuck in this box. like we I literally had writers say. they're never gonna let you do that and. I'm like they're gonna let me do me they. hired me you know what the [ __ ] he was. getting when you gave me that first. deposit and I told you I ain't get hit. with no pie and ain't chasing no dick. like they say fat girls do I've been. having sex in sixth grade two things I.

told Hollywood you could never give me. as much money as I can steal from you. now let's make this show so a lot. I think a lot of writers are just stuck. inside the box and they just recycle the. same [ __ ] joke if I heard it I don't. want it if it's close to what I've heard. before in the barbershop on another show. I'm like get that [ __ ] out of here let's. go back to the drawing board and that's. one of the things we write on the floor. a joke I mean like I heard that [ __ ] you. I'm a comedian you can't give me nothing.

ain't her I don't heard it from the. white side to the black side to any. other side because I play both sides of. the ring so you can't pull that [ __ ] off. on me and a lot of times I'm like no I'm. not doing that wacky [ __ ] hacky ass [ __ ]. we ain't doing that I think a lot of. them lose their passion you know I think. there's to do it so long and it becomes. a job like they're a plumber now or yeah. you know hanging wall board they're just. doing a job in Hollywood would drain you. too all those nose and you you have. people up there that are making. decisions that don't know [ __ ] about.

um don't know really don't know [ __ ]. about TV some of them what is that movie. that came out a crazy ass movie with the. uh he was like a superhero and uh that. movie it was on the Shelf a couple years. um what's Ben Affleck in it. but moving was it he had on a mask it's. a crazy ass movie. it was a hit and I think they making a. third one. not Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool okay well. you know that.

brother. right right because I got my white guys. mixed up I'm sorry I get him mixed up. with the other Ryan what's the other one. Gosling yeah I never know who the [ __ ]. who that guy who wrote that I heard he. said heard no many times and he when. somebody finally said yeah it was a. [ __ ] hit it was a [ __ ] hit so just. think about how that guy had that the. writer heard that first no he threw his. [ __ ] in the trash can. yeah look what he would have thrown away. so that tells you somebody didn't know.

what the [ __ ] they was doing but a lot. of these Executives they don't create so. they're not really artists but yet. they're in control of what gets created. and the problem with that is they start. to think of themselves like artists they. start to think that they're smart and. they know the system they buy what they. like not what the people like well they. just think they know what they're doing. but I feel like it's like and certain. writers I feel like this way too. especially comedy writers I feel like if. you're not doing stand-up your sense of. what is actually funny and not actually.

funny is just not that good sometimes. they're hilarious sometimes they're. perfect and sometimes it just misses and. I think where a comic would go like that. one that you can't do that one that. one's not gonna fly and but a writer. would be like I think this will work. yeah and you're like no no this is. definitely not gonna work [ __ ] ain't. funny this is not funny to me it's not. fun this is like it doesn't work it. doesn't work in my head I can't imagine. that this is funny well it's a lot of. that and it's a lot of knowledge it on.

you you can't be honest like you know I. went in I told I think I told you this. last time the first time I had a right. round I was like that [ __ ] whack that's. just horrible they was like you can't. say that I'm like I can't tell. [ __ ] when they ain't funny. so we is coming you'll be like that. [ __ ] suck right Joe yeah but no. I had to go to counselor and say can we. try again is there a better way they. counseled you yes they got me a whole uh. person to reprogram me uh.

to say I had to sell corporate I. couldn't say you know that that [ __ ]. booty it's garbage you know kill. yourself that's what we said yeah you. have to be able to say that that [ __ ]. sucks yeah you can't you can't say that. then when you're in a writer room. especially like and I had to tell one. right right I said why you stop [ __ ]. laughing at yourself only you think this. [ __ ] is funny nobody else think this. [ __ ] is funny but you so and they used. to he will be cracking up and then the. person he brought with him be cracking. up and I'm like y'all literally sucking.

each other Nicks stop laughing that's. that fake producer laugh when you do a. run through and they know the jokes. distracting I tell you something I will. shoot my sitcom another somebody else. was shooting the sick come so we would. go watch and this is when I learned that. they hire laughers so all these people. sitting over in the bench me and Jordan. over there we looking around and so at a. certain point they all started laughing. I said this [ __ ] don't sound right why.

they why they in sync why are they. laughing like a group and so uh somebody. on the sense oh those are hard laughers. I was like what. those are higher laughers then the. producer was laughing I said one thing. we're not gonna do Jordan we're gonna. [ __ ] hard laughter We're not gonna do. that if they don't laugh then we're. gonna go back and rewrite so spending it. shooting the pilot in L.A taught me a. lot I was so glad I could we could move. that show to Atlanta because Atlanta. gonna let you know yeah Black Folk gonna. let black four ain't gonna [ __ ] spend. their money on no chicken and wing and.

not [ __ ] get no good laugh they'll. throw that [ __ ] at you uh black people. gonna let you know that [ __ ] ain't. finding me back white people are nice. um at least she tried. paid laughter that's crazy yeah they. have paid levels that's so confusing. very well I guess that makes sense. though with a lot of sitcoms because. some of them it just doesn't make sense. I'm like I don't understand what. everyone's laughing at. it's like they just keep you just slack. jaw just paying attention.

just enough just enough to get you. through the commercial just to keep you. on that's all they have to do I mean. it's all they're doing is just trying to. keep you there say advertisement. that's what they trying to do if you can. get you through to the taxes you might. like the tie commercial better we'll. sell you some Prozac. that's what it is it's just they're just. biding time I don't watch a lot of TV. I'm busy these days but I do watch The.

Blacklist that's about it which one's. the Blacklist NBC uh J what is it James. Spader oh oh that's that one yeah that. shit's been on forever Nine Season I. think that's crazy I like I like. handmaid's tale too that's a good show. the The Blacklist is a good show yeah. very really it's a very good show I love. that I like. um. um handmaid's Tales too on Hulu oh yeah. I couldn't watch that that bothered me. why I don't know it reminds me of the.

Republican Party trying to lock the. [ __ ] down. I say this is what we heading to ladies. they go they trying to control all. clicks what do you think that's about. with these little political moves when I. think when when I think there's always. more to it when people do things like. try to ban abortion or try to do do. something to incite people in one way or. another I feel like more of it is just. to keep us out of each other's throats. than it is anything uh.

I think you let America vote way more. people are going to vote that women. should have the right to choose this is. my [ __ ] way more this is my [ __ ] yeah. I think you'd probably be like what's. what's like the national uh do they have. a polling like a an estimation of how. people feel about a woman's right to. choose uh women feel like you can't tell. us what they do Joe yeah if I want to. stick firecrackers and then blow it up. you ain't got it ain't your business I'm. not telling you not smoke your joints so. why are you gonna tell me what to do and. I know that your your viewers will say.

oh it's not the [ __ ] say it's my body. I've had an abortion I've had a few it's. my choice you can't tell people what. they can and can't do you can't do that. they don't ever do anything to control. y'all they don't tell y'all y'all can't. get circumcised they don't do they don't. do none of that good stuff 61 of. Americans say abortion should be legal. it is that's kind of interesting because. I thought it would be higher I thought. it'd be like 70 percent. and if you don't have a womb you. shouldn't be voting. yeah it's a it gets to be a religious.

thing it's a very religion this guy that. I had on was telling me that he believes. that it's at the moment of conception so. I'm saying so you're saying that if. someone gets raped and they get pregnant. and they and the the it's conception the. moment of conception has arrived and you. give them a morning after pill. you think that's wrong you think like. that child should carry this rapist baby. if you stop it right after right after. conception we're not talking about a.

nine month old fetus we're talking about. like the very moment nope two wrongs. don't make it right like this is crazy. talk you want to ruin a child's life. because they've they've been I mean the. whole thing is just it's maddening but. it's one of those things where it gets. to be like late term abortions you're. like Jesus Christ what is that yeah that. that freaks me out now I can't see. nobody killing them somebody a baby six. seven eight months that's a damn baby. yeah I knew a dude in New York and his.

girlfriend in a late term abortion. they're fighting over it like she wanted. to have the baby and he didn't and it. was it was pretty late like she was. showing. uh I don't know how they did it I don't. know what the story was but it was weird. it was like that's kind of killing a. baby. it is it is I mean but so is you. shooting off in a sock no it's not no. shooting over the socks just getting rid. of loads yeah.

how many of those babies shout out your. balls trying to make it and then you put. in a [ __ ] sock instead of a womb I'm. not really a sock guy but well you well. let me guess you put it in your weed you. want another glove you put your. Spiderman Joe I hope at this age you. ain't shooting no you gotta watch it. but hey some days you don't want to do. the hard work. [Laughter]. I know what my husband smile I say did. you have fun by yourself he's like I. didn't have the whole of your big ass. legs today oh Jesus Christ.

that's hilarious yeah it's I mean it's. not it's not a thing that you if you. make it like a national mandate like. that you can't do or a national law that. you can't do it people are just gonna. find other ways to get abortions they're. gonna do it illegally you're gonna. create. you're going to create criminals out of. people that just want control of their. body and it's you draw some but the. thing that drives me crazy about these. issues is it seems like it's there's. certain things like gay marriage is one.

of them that's another one it's like. almost like people want people to fight. over these things because they're so. people are so opposed to it one way or. another and they never get resolved that. gay marriage has been bouncing around. since I was a kid I remember when I. lived in San Francisco we lived in a gay. neighborhood and who cares back then it. was like and I was like well hopefully. they'll sort this out like this. 2023. that would be Jesus Freaks there's. still people that say that they should. stop gay marriage I think people should.

mind their [ __ ] business if you. remind your [ __ ] business and worry. about your own relationship this will be. a better country if you stop worrying. about gay people doing anything I. guarantee you gay people is having way. more funner than straight people so you. you stop being jealous because you're. miserable your husband's dick don't work. or your predict don't work or you gotta. go to church every day and you got to. continue to bake pies that you don't. want to bake mind your [ __ ] business. and we will be happy my daughter is gay. I don't give a [ __ ] about the whole. she'd be [ __ ] Joe isn't it always men.

that worry about gay men too yeah. because they did they ended up being gay. they end up being gay you catch them. somewhere out of the [ __ ] house. picking up little boys and [ __ ] but wait. a minute Congressman whether you just. fighting to say you can't be doing this. [ __ ] but you're in the bathroom tapping. your feet in Atlanta huh yeah how many. women are out there trying to stop gay. marriage. I don't give a [ __ ] cause you know why. because who could be who could please us. better women know what women want men.

know what men want that's why they get. with each other so lead people the [ __ ]. alone I guarantee you my daughter can. eat [ __ ] better than you Joe Rogan wow. strong statement. I have to take you on your words you. probably know some things I don't know I. guarantee you she do she keeps her. digging her purse and she do what she do. I believe it yeah so you know just just. infuriates me is this idea that people. are not supposed to be gay like clearly. they're just gay no no they're they're.

born that way I I have a gay daughter. um and I knew well my daughter was real. young that she had some gay tendency I I. told you this story before my. mother-in-law said this girl you need to. pray over her she got some she she she. gay and I was like man your [ __ ]. business a whole hoe. my daughter was like five you're gonna. put that Spirit on but she told me my. daughter had she said she had a click. licking Spirit that's fine.

I told you this before. yeah it was a spirit and she and she. still have it to this day and my. mother-in-law was right and I I truly do. believe that people are born gay and 100. and people should leave mind your. [ __ ] business they should embrace. those people let them be be free. it doesn't make any sense to me I just. don't understand it and it infuriates me. because it's just it's one of the. stupidest things to care about someone's.

sexual orientation or any other aspect. of them they can't control like leaving. the [ __ ] alone it's usually people who. ditch don't work anymore or who misery. in a relationship who [ __ ] ain't going. right in their lives and it's a lot of. people that want people to follow rules. they want people to follow very certain. rules and if they could attach those. rules to God then it makes them very. righteous in their enforcement of those. rules them the same people you'll see in. Hell while you're on your way to heaven. go to hell. that's what I said get the [ __ ] out my.

face with that people be like oh my God. curse too much I say well turn the. channel [ __ ] turn the channel cause I'm. gonna curse I hear you I saw a lady. today this is a good show but you use in. words too much I said turn the [ __ ]. Channel you know it's other [ __ ] out. there you can watch don't come to my. page when you come to my page talking to. me yeah I tell them [ __ ] I'm not. Beyonce she don't got time for you but I. do I'm going to get I'm gonna spell. everything wrong get a phone to my. assistant so she can correct it and put.

the peers in the question marks in the. right place and I'm gonna tear your ass. up. no don't come [ __ ] with me. in the comments what. what. you fat I said I can I can wait but can. you lose your [ __ ] ugly face kiss my. ass from the back. wow. that's what I tell them that's not. wasted energy. some days if I'm laying in bed doing. nothing and my teeth is just resting I. cuss your ass out man if I'm busy.

some people get really locked into those. social media comments you you know I. used to because you know when I first. started you want people to like what you. do then I just took on my street man. tell [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you talking you. know everybody are you obesity oh cause. I got money and I can eat [ __ ] you eat. lettuce because that's all you can. afford to do your [ __ ] apricot. whatever. apricot eat [ __ ].

I could cuss good Joe and I tell them. I'll try to leave me the [ __ ] alone and. they don't come at me you know what I I. I have such a great fan base they're. called the Miss Pack crack babies and we. have a Facebook page on Facebook and and. when I tell you they ride or die joe. they and it's a bunch of white women. they're ready to write a letter to the. congress with a Miss Pat you come. [ __ ] with me them soccer moms put. down them pies and they'll tear your ass. hold up shout out to the crack babies.

you tell me that somebody used your that. crack baby form is like a scam uh yeah. Joe so uh I don't go in it a lot because. I've been busy so my uh my my beautician. the girl who does my hair she was like I. think you need to take a look at this so. kind of found out one of the fans was. telling the other fans let's do. something nice for Miss Pat so I started. this party in Atlanta. um called the Miss Pat crack baby miss. Pat's fans celebration just to give back. because I love my fans because it's some. ride or die ones out there and right now. I can do it I know you can't do it but I.

could do it so I threw a party for him. in Atlanta I invited 600 people down VIP. all you had to do was get there and I. took care of you and it was a great. celebration so I invited the wrong. person and they decided to say let's do. something good for Miss Pat let's buy a. Gucci purse let's do this and just was. taking all the fans money I didn't even. notice I when I finally noticed she was. a couple thousand dollars in and I was. like you [ __ ] one lady sent me some. lotion the [ __ ] kept the lotion Joe. shouldn't even send me the lotion so we.

kicked out the group and I asked her. what she did with the money I use it for. myself get your silly ass out my group. so I threw her out I use it for myself. yes I told you the truth at least yeah. she told me the truth and then this lady. this same fan was coming to three and. four shows following me all around. calling me mama you know I'm like [ __ ]. I'm not your mama your dog-skinned it. but. oh Lord. oh my God you're a stalker oh I I did it.

I do I did have a stalker that lady. sounds like a stalker she was but I also. had another one that was a gay man that. I had to tell I'm gonna call the [ __ ]. police on you first of all you're a gay. man so what the [ __ ] are we gonna do. play Uno. you ain't even trying to clam through my. one and get none you just I love you. Miss Pat I say I'm telling you now call. my [ __ ] phone again I'm calling the. police. yeah you don't even know how you got. your number right I don't know how you. got money. but I used to wonder why everybody keep.

changing their phone numbers but I'm. joining that bandwagon yeah and I. changed my [ __ ] number I got five. phone numbers you do. I know Joe cause I'll be texting. sometime it takes you six months it. takes me I'm like God dang some phones I. don't check you should have my real. phone I do have your real phone when I'm. calling it Crush I don't even call him I. just call his wife can you tell Bert I. said this. yeah Bird's another one he's gonna. change his phone too yeah. just after a while it's like I'll do a.

podcast and I'll pick up my phone. afterwards 148 text messages. like what am I going to do with these. where the [ __ ] they come from everybody. so just so many people so I just know so. many people it's like you know so many. people and it's just like you get. overwhelmed and unfortunately a bunch of. them are hey I got this guy I'd like you. to do something with him or hey this guy. wants to do business with you or hey. this. uh what you see Joe you're bigger than.

me so I don't have no problem I just. said hey I saw you on a Rogan can I. borrowed 50 dollars. but they don't go above 200. so I just. act like I delete delete. I I can't loan money yeah well you're. not loaning that I can't give money yeah. you have to give it I'm not I'm not. Fannie Mae yeah you know I'm I'm I I. can't do it I tell my family I I don't. have it the frustrating ones are people.

want you to invest in their business. they have this long pitch and like I. don't have any time you know what I say. get to the [ __ ] point get to the. [ __ ] point now what do you want me to. do no because I'm not going to listen to. all this because I'm from the streets. and I already know when you're doing a. lot of [ __ ] talking you're about to. steal something. you gotta set them up you first you put. first here's the story then you got to. make them comfortable then you take. their money so I stop them right there. before to come shut the [ __ ] up and tell. me what this about ain't interesting I'm.

not investing in your business I don't. give a [ __ ] if you got the first sock. that blow up I don't give a [ __ ] about. your first sock to blow up you better. take your ass a shark tank. I don't give a [ __ ] about your new. condom that talk I don't care. yeah they want to get into business with. Miss Pat I don't have those problems yet. you're gonna I have them on small scales. but I just keep strolling yeah you got. to keep strolling yeah I get a lot of. crazy emails and oh we should do this no.

we shouldn't no we shouldn't I tell too. many jokes for this money you ain't and. see I'm the type of person Joe I'ma. whoop your ass you take my money. you gonna see me on TMZ with my wig on. the ground one to the hanging out. hitting the [ __ ]. I can't lose no money in that blood it's. all right I'm gonna feel whatever I lose. yeah when I see people getting scammed. this is like so many people get scammed. like so many people you find their. business manager stealing from and their. assistants stealing from them you can't.

steal from me I checked all my accounts. by myself and my checks come to me I. don't trust nobody I don't need you to. pay me you work for me you need me to. pay you yeah if I if I forget to pay you. forgive me remind me and I go back and. look I have somebody I checked behind. air [ __ ] I eat my husband I told. my husband my husband when I One Day. joke he retired but for when I bought. three Cane Corso dogs three the. [ __ ] huge those are huge dogs I. said why the [ __ ] he let this man say.

him three Cane Corsos dogs I say why. Gary why and these [ __ ] they. whine all the time I think one of them. got sleep abdom he sleep on his back the. other one got ADHD how old are these. dogs now they're like seven months but. they like [ __ ] horses yeah yeah let. me tell you something about those dogs. they need to be trained we got let me. tell you Joe we got them in training. okay. those are like real working dogs yeah my. [ __ ] nurse that's what they.

were smart. I got one that's so [ __ ] crazy. they named Sheba Zeus and Cone right and. they everybody thought she was in. training right now because she the one. who leads to pay that's the one I like. cause she ain't that big them other. [ __ ] I'm in the kitchen the. other day we got them in cages because. I'm building the house he kick his. [ __ ] cage though I said oh no. you about to get in handcuffed. [ __ ].

oh they too big for their cage but. that's what I'm saying like you have to. have control over those dogs well we got. them in training one we got one of them. in training the other one getting ready. to leave next week the other one bit the. other one on the leg so he hopping they. so oh my god dude my friend had to put. one of us down why because it bit him. bit his hand [ __ ] his hand been. growling at his family like they decide. they're the boss it's a it's a different. kind of dog because there's a they're.

big that's mine's right there I mean you. can get different ones with different. temperament and you certainly can get. ones that are calm that look like. myshiba wasn't that the dog didn't that. there was a who was the actor. the the dude who's in Pulp Fiction. who played Marcellus Wally what Ving. Rhames. have wasn't it Carney Carson's that. killed some dude like some dude entered. into his yard. and yeah I think he was like a delivery. guy or something and these Connie.

coursers tore him apart I think it was. Connie Corsos. but they're they're a very effective. attack dog. no something about something else is. Mastiff but I mean it is a master. Freight yeah. I thought it was. does it say that dog uh uh I'm looking. for a good description look pitbulls. will do it any a lot of dogs I mean as. far as Moz will do it if you jump the. wrong fence. well that's why I got them to keep. [ __ ] away we put them out there. it'll work for that but those dogs are.

that's like a you know it's like a. serious dog well I built a dog house 600. square feet for them you got a good yard. how about 10 acres I mean I'm sorry. about seven acres oh nice um just moved. back to Atlanta those dogs need exercise. it's like an athlete it's like you have. like an elite athlete that lives in your. house you got three of them now I have. three of them so they have to be worked. out if they don't get worked out their. balls are filled with testosterone. they're just like [ __ ] God. someone Pops that fence that's a Miss.

Pat lawsuit waiting to happen they ain't. my lawsuit ain't my [ __ ]. daughter my husband died. it's gonna sue you it's gonna get ugly. well we're enjoying the kids love them. but oh yeah they're great they we. they're puppies now though no they Big. Joe I know but they're still six months. old yeah they think they're about six. seven months when they get to be like. two years old that's a terrifying animal. that's a muscular it's just an attack. machine I mean that's essentially what. they're bred for yeah English Bulldog.

and three bullmastiffs okay different. different masses oh they were big ones. two weighing 200 pounds. yeah one of Mines were 100 and this is. the one who killed the delivery driver. this says the coroner said the the bites. didn't kill him so he died from a. medical emergency of some kind probably. had a [ __ ] heart attack you gotta. blame it on the dogs. Jesus Christ well I tried you know my. husband said it was for protection so. we're gonna see well they're good. protection dogs it's just that like they.

cost a lot they're a responsibility like. they got Health Care really yeah you. know because I do I do a radio show I do. a morning show a Big Tigger in Atlanta. V-103. so how do you like doing that I like. doing it you know I didn't know what to. expect you know getting up that early in. the morning. um what the [ __ ] will you stand up no no. no we it's in the contract you're not. gonna [ __ ] with my stand-up because. that's what I own but I mean getting up. in the morning no no no no no no no I'm.

an early morning person anyway you know. no matter where I'm at in the world I. will call my husband at four o'clock. when he was working at General Motors. and I had to talk to him all the way to. work so now I get on this [ __ ] nerve. cause he retired but I still call him. and he don't want to say [ __ ] off cause. he retired and I'm out there working. but when I'm home we'd be like don't you. want to go to the radio today so I know. he's trying to [ __ ] get rid of me but. I'm having a blast at V103 in Atlanta.

um you know I'm a co-host so it's it's. different it's different I'm just trying. [ __ ] so I've been there now almost two. years. um is there any problems with language. like yeah you can't curse you can't. curse. no no only only curse when you pay me to. I wish you we should cursed though I. just wanted you to be free that's what I. worry about you on like a radio show. well it's a Morning Show back you know. who knows XL might come knocking you. know the thing that I really want to do.

I um I'm a DIY type person so I love DIY. so that's what I really want to do you. want to do like a do-it-yourself show. yes I do I do what kind of things houses. you know building houses I'm building a. house now um all by myself well I didn't. do it all by myself but I'm the GC so. you're a general contractor yes. so I that's an undertaking that's a lot. of work right it is a lot of. organization and it is what I did is I I.

bought seven acres and um I I wanted I. wanted a big house but I didn't want no. big mortgage because you don't know when. this [ __ ] going you know you don't know. what's gonna happen you say the wrong. thing and you can't pay your bills in. two days so I said well I've got to keep. my mortgages a certain amount so I can. go to Walmart if this [ __ ] don't work. out so I bought a house I tore it down I. had a um a architect and it's 17 000. square feet and I built my own little. podcast studio so I can get my podcast. right and I built the uh 13 uh bedroom.

house for me and my family look at that. what is this like for your husband who. knew you before the success is it wild. for him. I think it is I think it is because you. know my husband was spent 22 years at. General Motors and for me I was at. General Motors too and for me to quit. and say hey is it something in his. comedy he's like oh [ __ ] back he just. keep a job and when I tell him I said. you know in the beginning you didn't. believe in me so you telling the damn. lie I said.

he said nobody's gonna listen to my. [ __ ] Chicken House jokes you got. so but he's very supportive he take care. of the home and you know I. he didn't he don't come see me a lot but. in the beginning Joe it was his credit. card and his paycheck that allowed me to. go out and make a hundred dollars a. night you know so many times I maxed out. that man credit card so many times I. [ __ ] up his credit but it's my dream. he should have been left but for you to.

make that dream while you had a husband. and a family and children it's so. difficult to do when you're a 21 year. old kid just you know just going to open. mic nights for you to be able to do that. and to chase it down and make it. successful that's a real American. success story because it's a hard thing. to do while you have a family to just. get out to the clubs every night because. you got to start at Open Mic nights yeah. you gotta get that stage time you know. it's it's sacrifice I sacrificed a lot. and so did my family you know one thing.

my daughter because I have custody of my. niece four kids now I've had them for 10. years and my career started to get a. little bit of Buzz while I was in. Indiana and my daughter was gonna go to. Howard University which is a HBCU and. but she instead was like I'm not going. to leave my father here with these four. kids that you know because my niece left. them she was on drugs so she chose to go. to Indiana State. and so sacrifices like that went all. through my family my son decided to go.

to college locally because he didn't. want to leave my my husband there with. all the kids you know at the time the. baby was uh 15 months old when the mama. left. she's nine now she's 10 now so you know. I just thank my family for even being. there and my husband for putting up with. [ __ ] he's like that's all you made. was 50 200 300 she had the plane ticket. was 600. well I made 400 of our dollars. back Pat you're losing I said but. there's something here you just got to.

be patient. wow when did he come around when did he. realize I tell you when he realized when. Katt Williams the first time Katt. Williams called me for uh to go on his. tour and he said what this [ __ ] might. be funny. how did Katt Williams see you uh we was. he was at an agency uh I can't remember. the agency but his guy called and said I. had just signed with that agent and uh. he was looking for a black woman and I. sent over a little clip and they picked.

me I was blown away I'm going to do with. Katt Williams might have made it what. year was this when he did the tape uh. cat apocalypse right after all of that. other stuff when he was like at the. height so I did the next DVD called cat. Apostles I don't remember what year. early 2006 maybe seven when he was doing. the Pimp Chronicles. that Katt Williams one is the he's one. of the best Comics ever yes he is. during that time period especially when. he was hot when he was coming out hot.

yes that New Year show they did with. Steve Harvey did you ever see that show. where he went on after Steve Harvey's. [ __ ] all over him. he does it he mimics him sliding across. the floor and kicking him in the balls. he goes I'm a little [ __ ] I. fight dirty. crazy [ __ ] he was funny man oh my God he. still is very funny but like when he. came out he was so unique like his.

delivery method is so unique dresses and. nobody was doing what Kent William do. not everybody's trying to do yeah but. he's a that's really him that is really. him very intelligent to him questioning. to talk to him I was like God damn this. man's smart he I there's a couple things. that I took from him uh I saw an. interview from him once and one of the. things that he said uh he said I never. eat before a show because you never want. to have a show with a full stomach why. because you're because you really it it. takes away resources because if your.

body's digesting food you have less. energy it's just that's real that's like. fighters fighters don't go into the ring. with a full stomach I want yeah yeah. yeah so I was like that's smart because. sometimes I'm just hungry and I eat and. but now I'm like no I need like a lot of. time to digest food and then he also. said he has a music playlist that he. listens to before shows that it just. like gets in the mood I go that's smart. because a lot of times I want to hear. music but I don't I haven't brought.

anything with me and then when I started. doing shows with Chappelle Dave always. brings his music he always brings like a. black comedians always have music Big. Bluetooth he has these big JBL Boombox. Bluetooth and he's [ __ ] they look. like cannons it takes those we had two. of them and he would sync them up and. put them on either side of the room and. they sink together I was like that's the. way to do it so I took that from him too. because like he had an approach to like. how we prepare for a show he's like I'll. have one drink I'll get loosened up I'll.

have this playlist I listen to but I I. thought about it after listening to an. interview I'm like I don't have like a. thought process behind like preparing. for a show and now I do now I have a. playlist we listen to it in the The. Green Room before the show what you. listen to oh everything I got a lot of. 90s hip-hop in there okay I like I like. for some reason like Angry 90s like cool. G Rap gets me going before a show a lot. of wu-tangs in there a lot of classic. rock or like Peter Frampton's in there. and some AC DC in there some country.

music in there it's all mixed up I got. Liz fair in there some Johnny Cash in. there I listened to uh uh Lotto the. rapper Lotto giving is giving yeah. that's what I come out to so oh nice she. really gets me in the mood and I like. Carly B Carly B always get me in the. mood so them them two is probably who I. got in my ear if I want to be lay bad I. put on a little Beyonce but a little. Fantasia but mostly Carly being Lotto if. I'm about to go on stage yeah you want.

something that gets you going yeah. and they they really get you going yeah. they get me going even if I'm on a. treadmill there it is. [Music]. I can walk by that girl and I know who. the [ __ ] she is that's hilarious working. at the radio station got me into like. hip-hop and listening to you know new.

artists and I'm like oh I like that [ __ ]. and who is this so I discovered her. working at V103 and I was like okay and. they like my kids be like Mama that's. been out I don't give a [ __ ] I just. found her this week I like her I'm way. behind the times I have to learn from my. kids what's in like what's famous what's. funny what's good I don't think kids. know good [ __ ] like we used to know good. [ __ ] it's a different world but one of. my kids does one of my kids is into like. older music she's in Nirvana right now. and she gets on these kicks of like. older music my daughter garyanna is into.

everything she know everything going on. in the world all types of music no. matter where it came from How It Was. Made she know every [ __ ] thing if I. want to know something I'd be like Gary. tell Mama he's right here see the thing. is like most people where are they. getting their music from are they. getting it from like Spotify recommends. or Apple music recommends because like. the amount of people that are getting. their music from the radio is less than. probably ever before uh probably just. hip [ __ ] YouTube probably just hip [ __ ].

that comes out all the time every time. somebody drop an album if one thing. about this aboriginals and [ __ ] or. whatever you call it once you do one. music Just Gonna Keep On flooding your. thing just today I looked at one. motivation of speech twelve thousand. though I'm like y'all I'm not [ __ ]. depressed can y'all stop sending me this. [ __ ] yeah algorithm algorithm yeah. that's what I'm trying to say just. cheering you up oh don't don't commit. suicide I was like what the [ __ ] is. going on iPhone stop listening to me I. wasn't thinking of suicide I was just.

looking at a motivational uh [ __ ]. thing and I got like 1200 of them. because every time I stroll was. motivational motivational you can do it. I'm like get the I say phone leave me. the [ __ ] alone this should be a way that. you could talk to the algorithm and go. that's enough uh it should be but that's. what the motivation it was just too much. today I'm like yeah I'm going to see Joe. Rogan he about to smoke weed a good. conversation I don't need this [ __ ]. in my life. the motivational things on on YouTube.

and on Instagram it's like it's it's. weird that there's such a market for. that yeah I'll say the same [ __ ] yeah. they say the [ __ ] your mom and daddy. said but you rather go buy it on the. album it's the same [ __ ] they say at. church it's the same [ __ ] your school. teacher try to tell you it's just in a. different voice high voice low voice. screaming at you shaking that it's the. same [ __ ] what I think what really works. is people. I don't think the motivational stuff. works as much as people that are like. motivational people I think that's the.

real like you can get a little bit out. of words you can get a little bit out of. a video or a little bit out of like a. little clip or something but like what. like David Goggins like someone like him. like just his you know who he is no he's. a Navy SEAL who's run like some insane. amount of ultra marathons and he's just. known for being this like insanely tough. endurance athlete like he's got no knees. his knees are destroyed the cartilage is. all [ __ ] up in his knees and he still. runs on him like the doctor looked at. his knee and said I don't understand how.

you can walk on this knee forget about. run thousands of miles like his knee was. like distorting because the bone was. growing because it was bone on bone for. so long it was like no cartilage no. meniscus just pounding bone on bone. every day just dealing with pain and. when that [ __ ] dude talks you listen. and when people listen to that guy. talking he talks about overcoming you. demons when he talks about like force. forcing your body to do what your mind. wants to do like that [ __ ] works like. that kind of motivation like when you.

see a person like that you want to go. out and do something extraordinary you. want to go out and and you want to go. you got energy people give you energy. but most of those little like. motivational Clips it's just noise yeah. I think I think the things that people. do in life when people feel like you. overcame something and they're going. through because I get that all the time. oh my God you're such an inspiration I'm. like uh I used to say how but I used to. say how How am I'm an inspiration y'all. uh you know I didn't look at I didn't I.

didn't look at my life at the time the. way other people saw me you know I it's. just where I came from I mean it was. life I didn't know the world was. different until I got into comedy game. and everybody started saying what you. you overcame them like you didn't go. through that [ __ ] they're not real. the world everybody didn't experience. what I experienced but where I was from. it was it was the norm. so now when I tell my story everybody's. like oh my God you're such an. inspiration and at first I was like no. I'm just somebody who went through some.

[ __ ] but then I realized there's a lot. of people out there that need me to tell. my story and it's healing for them to. see me win because they let them know. that they can win yes and to see you. laugh about it yes that you're so. resilient that gives people hope so that. kind of motivation works like someone. could see what you've accomplished with. your life and for people don't know your. story your story is [ __ ] crazy I mean. it's so crazy from from the time you. were young from like like what year were.

you pregnant how old were you the first. time I got pregnant at 13 I met in at. 12. he was 22 I was 12. he was married I. got pregnant at 13 gave birth at 14 that. had another baby hit 15 times they got. pregnant again at 16 and a caseworker. showed me how to get an abortion. and think about all that and then you. combine it with selling crack yep you. combine it being shot you combine with. all those things the idea that it would.

lead you to 2023 with your own sitcom. building a 17. 000 square foot house on a giant plot of. land making your own podcast Studio on. it you're the one who handles all the. bills you take care of everything. everything has to go through you you're. the boss lady that's wild that's an. amazing inspiration story because you. were in a terrible place if you think. about a child like someone getting. pregnant at 13 years old and say what. chance does that child have for a happy. healthy successful life it's very very.

very low so for you to get through all. that. and to maintain your family and to have. developed a successful career this is. amazing it's an amazing inspirational. story that's way better than some. [ __ ] that some [ __ ] con man is. just saying on Instagram. well I mean it is amazing it's amazing. you know I also had something to live. for I had two kids by the time I was 15. I didn't want them to go through what I.

went through I've said this a million. times and it was the first time I ever. felt like I was loved so to have that. love for my daughter my very first child. that I never experienced in a household. before you know it gave me hope I didn't. know I was going to end up with all of. this in the future all I wanted it all I. ever wanted Joe was a family. [ __ ] everything else all I wanted was a. family and I got it nothing else meant. anything to me the materialist is [ __ ]. the fame all I ever wanted to do was.

open that door walk in the house to. people that loves me that's beautiful. and I do walk I do go home even with the. kids that I'm raising that my niece left. I get home oh Mama is home okay now get. your goddamn hands off me. my husband like she's back. but I know they loves me yeah and they. love me it's nothing fake I I can walk. into that house drop my wig on the floor. I don't have to be Miss Pat even my. daughter who hardly comes downstairs.

gariana she'll look over the boundary. like all right Mama you're back love you. go back in the room I don't see it for. [ __ ] weeks you know that's the one I. tell you stay upstairs all the time is. you don't get no man I'm gonna take a. [ __ ] and use it. come I'll be leaking like a 64 Chevy I'm. like give me your [ __ ] You Gonna Keep. it upstairs all the time warm give it to. me so I can use it the beautiful thing. as a family is what you all you wanted. and you have that but then the other. things that you're doing I know that's. for you like your career and everything.

but it's also. for everyone else like you're doing this. you you you provide happiness to so many. people like that is an extended family. in a lot of ways my face is extended. family and you know it's so many times I. look at my inbox and people that I don't. even know who genuinely say they're. proud of me even my kids you know like. when the show was nominated for an enemy. Emmy and my daughter writes on the show. she writes on the show and um she. literally had tears on her eyes because.

she know I dropped out of school in the. eighth grade she know what I've been. through and and she she told me when I. was going to the Emmys and she said I'm. so proud of you. and it wasn't even about winning I. didn't win Ted lasso ones what such a. great show I told my husband that's why. I couldn't [ __ ] win on Emmy because. you always Watching Ted last song [ __ ]. he's like that's a good [ __ ] show but. she they were so proud to see you know. something that Mama had created you know. got nominated for an Emmy and and even. the fans you know I remember after I.

didn't win I I didn't even feel no way I. didn't go there to win I went there to. say to just look around and say oh this. what this [ __ ] is like okay you know it. wasn't even about to win it was I had. already won. just for being there by being alive I've. already won with all the [ __ ] I've. been through in life can't no trophy. that you stick on no dresser to catch. does ever make me feel the way I feel. about just surviving the [ __ ] that I've. been through in life yeah I call them. dust collectors well I'm glad you got.

nominated but those things don't mean. anything too no I'm this show is a. people Channel Emin doesn't keep this. show on BET plus the people keep this. show on BET plus and as long as I would. make it for them as long as they'll. watch it. yeah being in the Emmys or even winning. an Emmy would get you a little more. attention that's okay I don't care about. no Awards you know how many times I lost. the spelling bee in school. I can't spell wolf [ __ ]. every time I went up I I remember. anything back in the I'm 51 so back in.

the day that I'm thank God they don't do. this [ __ ] anymore but they had an A and. B group on a c d group in the F so the. smart kids and the dumb kids the. classrooms divided like that they didn't. have like special classes for people. like her and I used to see all the. people in a group yo and I wanted to be. in that a group so bad and I never. forget the book was impression and. Encore those are the kids that could. read and you know just that was a smart. kid I said I want to be in this group I. want to be in this group because that's. how I am I want to be number one and one.

day I get in the clay I get in the. teacher I was like please let me just. try let me just try now I'm in a CD. group dumb as [ __ ] and so and I begged. the teacher she finally put me in a. group couldn't read what [ __ ] I look at. everybody standing me like what the [ __ ]. are you doing in this group. I remember the teacher said at least you. tried and I said if I don't do [ __ ] I'm. gonna get in this group never got in it. because you know back in those days they. that's just how they divided you but it.

was a teacher that came along I've told. this story 100 time is true who taught. me how to read and who believed in me. and I'm 51 and she's dead and gone and I. thank her each and every day for. instilling things in me that my mother. could never is still in me that's great. if you can get a good teacher there's a. lot of a few good teachers that I. remember that inspired me and you know. what's so crazy with the [ __ ] going on. in this world with these teachers how. just how you let these kids disrespect. them and all of this [ __ ] going on.

in these schools just a disrespect look. at the girl who broke the teacher leg. look at the teacher who just got to. fight what the [ __ ] yeah to me that your. whole parent's account because I'm here. to tell you if my child ever tried that. [ __ ] I will beat the black off Ramon I. will be I'm not gonna side with you up. that disrespecting no adult and that's. how I used to be when I was coming up. everybody whooped your ass in the. neighborhood now these kids like oh my. God you got to respect me [ __ ] you only. pay no bills what the [ __ ] am I. respecting for somebody who don't even. know how to pay a bill these kids so.

dumb they don't even know how to fill. out a check Joe. they don't even have checks no more for. you to feel like I think my husband got. the last book of checks in this world. yeah they do it all electronically now. right yeah so why am I respecting you. and you don't pay for [ __ ]. huh the kids there's a different feeling. that kids have today there was a. different feeling that Society. if you're being abused what's abuse I I. tell you so here I got these custody. kids and they called me to the the. teacher called me and I said well I'm.

gonna beat her ass so the person said. you got to hear it on them I said [ __ ]. you don't tell me where to hear that two. hours later dfac was at my house. really went to the school talk to my. kids and the lady showed up and she was. like she didn't the black lady knew who. I was she said but I gotta investigate I. said no you ain't got to do a. [ __ ] thing you couldn't get. these [ __ ] children that don't. nobody give me nothing for I'm gonna. whoop these [ __ ] ass over here. if you don't want that ass whoop get. them up out of here cause I'm gonna tell. you right now ain't nobody shooting me. ain't nobody whooping my [ __ ]. ass [ __ ] that put you in the corner we. gonna pray about your behavior I'm Gonna.

Knock your goddamn head off. I'm old school and I don't give a [ __ ]. what you say ain't nobody I have a I. have a 36 year old daughter I have a 35. year old son a 24 year and a 20. you're. not cursing in front of me you're not. disrespecting me we're not getting high. together I'm not your [ __ ]. friend because I went to I went through. too much in my life to be letting you. [ __ ] talk to me they I was. telling my daughter she said ass I said. [ __ ] don't say ass in front of me don't. say that [ __ ] in front of me why Mama.

ass is cussing she can't cuss at all in. front of him no I don't play that [ __ ]. really you know I Custer as much as you. cuss yeah so you can customize. themselves so you can cuss in front of. them yeah but they can't cuss in front. of you no Joe. hell no. at a certain age can they cause him hell. no never never never no 35 years old I. don't give a [ __ ] if she 55 and I'm 99. [ __ ] I Bush you in your mouth don't you.

cuss in front of me ho oh my mother food. you don't ain't all the diapers I don't. chase all the times I ran out of those. [ __ ] the convenience store with. Similac to feed your black ass and you. gonna disrespect me I would have never. imagined that you would be so uptight. with your kids cussing. most back in the day black kids didn't. cousin from their parents but you cussed. so much I do I like person. but you have a dictatorship running your. household you have a language. dictatorship I sure do.

so [ __ ] cuss in front of me it's so. disrespectful what are you laughing at. that [ __ ]. it's hilarious just seeing you swearing. about them swearing what I beat [ __ ] out. them kids that's what I'm saying you. would say that in front of them don't. say [ __ ] from me I'll beat the [ __ ] out. of you is that what I talk about time. what you say a [ __ ] thing in. front of me. don't you [ __ ] cousin from me I'm. your mama you respect me do your kids. cause in front of you yeah oh [ __ ] no.

yeah they said wild [ __ ] no no wild [ __ ]. around me no no no I will pop you in. your [ __ ] mouth. my son's about you always trying to. fight a [ __ ] I sure am don't you say. that my son got kids wow and he can't. cuss in front of you no no no. we be texting sometime and be like [ __ ]. I said erase it [ __ ] erase it I saw. that foreign. okay. it's so funny to me that you are so.

strict about cursing no it's. disrespectful to us in front of your. pants that's just so big you curse. constantly I know what to do. so you got me laughing at this [ __ ]. is so hilarious. it's killing me because I see it. happening I'm like envisioning it in. your house I'm envisioning you coming. home they don't curse they don't believe. you and they'd be like uh I'm grown I. said well [ __ ] get out my house have. you done an episode about this on the. show.

you have to oh you gotta do an episode. okay Jordan we got to do an episode. please this would be so [ __ ]. hilarious but you know black kids didn't. do that back in the day like you can go. like when my son used to hang out with. in Indiana with his little white friend. and they cuss out their parents you try. that [ __ ] at my mama bust you your. [ __ ] throat I tell my son I. said you you got it twisted wrong. household boo-boo I fight back.

don't forget you're black yeah your mama. is Hood as [ __ ] don't come on me like. I'm having a bad [ __ ] day [ __ ]. ain't nobody [ __ ] helping me. and you can't say the word I beat your. [ __ ] ass. you gotta have an episode about this. because those are the craziest rules and. they get so mad we're grown I don't give. a [ __ ] uh you can say that to them you.

can say that I say it all the time yeah. so my son smoke weed right and uh it was. very hard for me because he's first. child I ever had to did drugs and so I. told you this one time so why the [ __ ]. you smoking weed cause since I've been. watching Joe Rogan I smoke weed he lost. all this [ __ ] weight so I couldn't. say [ __ ] he went for 400 pounds so like. I think he like 210 he looks [ __ ]. good but he got on weed. gotta take the good with the bad yeah I. just say son don't do no pills yeah well.

I don't think weed is bad for you I just. think it's bad for some people I don't. think he don't get in trouble he's a. good kid I just don't want him I don't. want them smoking cigarettes and I don't. want them drinking in front of me right. I get it you know I don't party with. them and my son smoke weed he likes to. [ __ ] drink and I'm like jumbo your. mom and dad in here he'd be like pop. said I could drink a beer with him I. said you don't drink a beer with him. it's so disrespectful how old is he now. 23.

foreign. borrow your car every car he got smell. like weed I don't accept it the weed but. no you can't curse in front of me look. if he's taking care of his health. he is and lost all that weight that's. hard to do yeah very hard to do I've. been fighting cheeseburger like a. [ __ ] UFC fight. I looked so hard to lose weight and the.

older you get it's just like I'm trying. now but you got I can't put it in my. mind that I'm on a diet I'm just like no. I don't need that why don't you just you. have you have resources why don't you. have like somebody like meal prep for. you. they can make you delicious food that. only has like surgery. in your house get a guy. in Atlanta. [Laughter].

I'm doing some stuff now my husband just. lost a lot of weight he went on that oh. zepik oh yeah yeah and this is before. everybody found out about it and they. just gave it to him because he uh he. gave his diabetes and he lost like 60. pounds I got on the [ __ ] and I swole up. really it was like I got real puffy from. it so I'm like I'm just gonna go walk so. I just started walking I'm like I can't. do this [ __ ] how long did you do it for. I did it for like a month but I didn't. lose any weight I was very disappointed. when my husband didn't even know he.

really paid attention to him they just. gave it to him before the price height. too my husband paying like 70 and then. his prescription after insurance is like. nine hundred dollars wow which is. [ __ ] ridiculous everybody is popular. they got very popular well all those uh. Instagram ladies started talking about. it yeah people found out all the. celebrities were on it yeah he was there. he was doing he lost like 60 pounds it. makes you like less hungry right that's. what it does it didn't I would I and I. think it would mean because I thought I. took the shot oh I can eat now.

it didn't Curb Your curb your appetite. it did but it didn't it didn't get to my. brains I don't think the shot got to my. brain that's the problem with food right. part of its pleasure it's not just your. hungry yeah yeah but I I don't know I'm. good nothing has happened so I don't. have any medical issues thank God but I. would like to lose a little bottom. stomach why don't you just get like a. trainer get a trainer and a meal prep.

person no that could be my next birthday. yeah do that because it'd be easy y'all. heard that Joe is going to send a meal. prep person and a trainer to my house. yeah I'll do it. if that's what you want I'll find. someone for you okay I'm in Atlanta I'm. quite sure there's a bunch of meal. Preppers there yeah I just want. something that tastes good though yeah. you want to make that's the thing it's. like this meal prep to give you like a. [ __ ] chicken breast and a piece of. broccoli like I'm not gonna last no I'm.

not gonna make it I'll tell you. something that I I stopped I don't eat. to 12 till 12 in the evening I stop at. six and uh I love the kale salads at. Chick-fil-A. I don't know if they're healthy but. they're pretty [ __ ] good I bet. they're if you want to investigate their. dressing. I guarantee it's filled with seed oils. half of the time it's dry as [ __ ] so a. lot of time at my Chick-fil-A I think. they forget to put the dressing on it. and I'm like what a [ __ ] dressing I'm.

just eating kale. Chick-fil-A is a funny place it's like. the funny thing is they close on Sunday. they're Christians I know they're not. they're missing out on so much money. just because they don't care God has. blessed them through the week have you. not seen them lines let's get them big. [ __ ] lines to check for it it's. amazing that nobody figured out the. chicken sandwiches were like a big deal. before Chick-fil-A so I had a friend one. time that well I knew this guy who would. take Chick-fil-A chicken to the store so. he would always stop by my house and.

give me a couple cases and they're and. they they pre-wrapped in this marinating. sauce oh that was the best stolen. chicken we ever had. he used to give us like four or five. boxes because he delivered their chicken. he didn't give a [ __ ]. Chick-fil-A is weird too because they. they've got some very. amazing views on gay people too yeah all. Christians do yeah you know my daddy was. uh my daddy was uh very religious. religious and uh my daughter bar is.

called one time and uh my daddy didn't. know she was gay but she was short with. these LeBron James looking chicks. foreign. he said Pat I said what daddy said I. don't know if you know this I said what. daddy said but I think your daughter is. a bull God damn tiger.

I told my daughter I said take. granddaddy he'll come back he don't. figure you out [ __ ]. sent you a bull goddamn tiger we laughed. for about two hours because of what he. said it nobody says like that and it's a. word you shouldn't even say that. according to my daughter but that was. the funniest [ __ ] I could remember about. my daddy said well he discovered my. daughter was gay she keep bringing these. big [ __ ] around here look like they. used to play ball. [Laughter].

that's what we praying for that we gotta. pray that [ __ ] out of him not me I'm not. wasting my time that spirit is strong. and I'm trying to get to heaven. you can't pray nobody out of eating. [ __ ]. I said Daddy you did it she's just doing. it with titties. yeah. good point yeah so I'm not [ __ ] with. her sexuality yeah you can't he's just. gonna make someone hate you yeah so.

she's happy so but it was it was. interesting seeing my Christian daddy. accept my gay daughter a lot of those. people in the old school they had a hard. time with that they did especially. religious folks my mother-in-law was. like they're even the one who told me. she was gay but that's just life who. gives a [ __ ] you know no people are. lonely when you're worried about other. people's business like I said earlier. you just lonely Joe I have no time to be. worried about what's going on with. people yeah I got my own household I'm. building a house I'm doing TV you know I.

got an overall deal with Viacom I'm. trying to create some [ __ ] beautiful. what's a positive attitude you're right. though about people that are too. concerned about other people it's just. it's wasted energy they you know people. wasting your life you know you know the. biggest thing that I hope that don't. happen and I only want to really get. into it uh this Santo please don't [ __ ]. up Disney oh my God. I don't know but they suing each other. I'm like can you leave Mickey Mouse. alone.

I hope so yeah you can't close the. happiest place on Earth. they didn't close during the pandemic. they're not going to close I did I go. during the pandemic I went right after. the pandemic with my family we went to. Universal. we went to Via we went VIP I'm quite. sure you've been VIP yeah that's the. best way you can go oh it's amazing it's. a [ __ ] amazing if y'all go to Disney. and don't go VIP you you missing out hey. cutting all the lines you you're going. through the back door yeah this ain't.

cutting the line cause they got a pass. you can cut the line everybody else had. to wait and I remember I heard because. all of us big and black [ __ ] like are. they athletes and we're like no [ __ ]. just a mama comedian. it was the best experience um my kids we. really enjoyed it yeah I you know when I. my kids were little Disneyland we went. there constantly and when it was shut. down during the pandemic I was really. worried that it wasn't going to be able. to come back because when you hear about. how much money they were losing they. were losing some insane amount of money. every day and California wouldn't let.

them open up but it didn't make any. sense I like the one in Florida I don't. care for the one in California really. yeah that one in Florida as the best. ride ever the Jurassic the uh not. Jurassic Park Avatar Avatar rides. flights of Passage have you seen they've. been on that one I don't get no [ __ ]. roller coaster that's not that it's it's. virtual reality yeah you sit on like. what looks like a motorcycle I know you. put on virtual reality headsets and. you're flying through but you're not. moving yeah but my panty liner can't. take that stress no no my kids enjoy it.

I walked out that [ __ ] pissy but it. doesn't move much yeah in your head yeah. but you think you move it it makes you. feel like you're moving okay uh also. with that Harry Potter ride that before. yeah I was like no I can't do that but I. saw my family you got on it oh yeah yeah. one of my daughters was very into Harry. Potter she read all the novels and I had. to take her lunch time so I've been on. that ride multiple times no I don't get. on any rides I just like I print a. scooter or old people scooter right. through the park I wonder like what it's. like at the Harry Potter World now.

because everybody hates JK Rowling's. because of her stance on on trans women. like there's so many people that hate. her I wonder like if they've rebelled. against Harry Potter World probably have. what did she say. I don't think it was that unreasonable. it was something about biological men. never being women it was something to. the tunnel of trying to preserve the. idea of being a woman what did she say. that was so questionable was that the. whole thing when it when uh trans people. they need to get rid of the song Natural.

Woman by uh. Aretha Franklin you've seen that whole. thing I have seen that stupid [ __ ] yeah. there's a lot of stupid [ __ ] going on. with that because what it is is like men. biological Men Behaving like men in. women's spaces so they want to take over. things. that's that's what you see I don't agree. with them being in sports I mean no no. matter your wig and I support you 100 so. what did she say okay people who. menstruate uh in quotes I'm sure there. used to be a word for these people.

someone help me out one bin one woman. opinion creating a more equal post. covid-19 world for people who menstruate. so what she's trying to say is that. saying things like people who menstruate. like you are eliminating the idea of. being a woman because now you're saying. that anybody could be a woman you know. so she says here if sex isn't real. there's no same-sex attraction the sex. isn't real the lived reality of women. globally is erased I know and love trans. people but erasing the concept of sex.

removes the ability of many to. meaningfully discuss their lives it. isn't hate to speak the truth see what. she's saying is not unreasonable. the idea that women like me who've been. empathetic to trans people for decades. feeling kinship because they're. vulnerable excuse me in the same way as. women I.E to male violence hate uh trans. people because they think sex is real. that have lived and has lived. consequences is a nonsense. so she's not she's not saying anything.

that's that outrageous she's being. rational about something that seems like. very much cult-like Behavior you're. trying to eliminate the term woman. she says I've never felt shouted out. ignored and targeted as a lesbian within. our supposed glbt Community as I have. over the past couple years Anonymous. letter from a terrified lesbian. yeah well so they're trying to say that. she's a turf.

which is a trans-exclusionary radical. feminist so a radical feminist who. doesn't want trans people to be in. feminist spaces. and there's a lot of women that think. that women's spaces should be for. biological women and that when you let. biological males into women's spaces. even if they say they identify as being. a woman oftentimes they they have first. of all they're not biological women it's. like the one who was in prison and got. the women pregnant yeah two women. pregnant or these [ __ ] athletes.

they're breaking records which is just. Insanity boxing wasn't the trans women. boxing in the women lead also there was. one MMA fighter it was an MMA fighter. that fought two women two biological. women before they beat the [ __ ] [ __ ]. out of them before people knew that she. was a biological male she didn't tell. anybody so she fought two fights with. these biological women with these women. not knowing that she used to be a man.

for 30 years and even fathered a child. yeah so who the [ __ ] told on them uh I. don't know what happened how it got. revealed but then it was just a giant. outrage yeah I mean I don't want to. fight you Joe cause you put on a [ __ ]. wig yeah I still got a wound yeah it's. it's it's wrong yeah especially not look. if someone knows that that person's a. trans woman and you still want to fight. him that's different it's up to you but.

not knowing and and saying that there's. no difference between trans woman and a. biological woman that's horseshit. um excuse me I can I can pull off my. panties and prove to you it's a. different joke yeah there's there's. differences in so many ways I mean it's. it's very different yeah my [ __ ] come. off sticky. [Laughter]. like you did the laundry before so. that's what they're mad at that led to. this giant backlash but it became a.

thing where people can just say JK. Rawlings is transphobic and they. probably don't even know the quotes and. they just attack her online so she's. always defending herself and they're. always attacking her it's like but I'm. quite sure they still support her every. time I go there I go to Harry Potter. Lane well I'm sure enough people look. it's one of the most successful book. series of all time I think they're. getting ready to do movies aren't they. they're done shitload of movies oh yeah. they're redoing it they're doing another. TV show I think yeah I just heard. something. seasoners I don't know I wonder if.

they're gonna woke a fight. oh you gotta [ __ ] it up then I go. I can't walk with [ __ ] up some [ __ ] boy. boy look at Bud Light what happened to. Bud Light you don't know it's not much I. don't pay attention. I'm learning [ __ ] from you go what. happened to Bud Light uh Bud Light uh. had this trans woman who is like this uh. Tick Tock famous person named oh yeah I. heard about her they sent her uh cans of.

Bud Light with her face on it and. everybody went crazy because she did all. these you know this thing online about. it and everybody was like [ __ ] Bud Light. now like all these uh right-wing people. boycott and Bud Light they don't want. they don't want to drink they been. looked down as a trans person huh well. it was that and was also the person who. was running the campaign said something. about fratty senses of humor that the. the beer was out of touch and that they. wanted to be more inclusive so they were. like basically like [ __ ] on all.

their old fans of Bud Light all the. people were their customers they're they. were like talking down to them she was. saying well we need to bring in the. brand is dying it's not inclusive we. need to make it more inclusive and by. inclusive they decided to go with this. trans person there's an attention [ __ ]. I'm like this is like look day 365 of. Womanhood my face is on a can like. literally we'll say the days he's been a. woman. oh day 365 of Womanhood like seriously. oh he just turned into a woman yeah.

really real recent. and but why is it but but like put him. on the case. definitely that like other companies. have done stuff with her him they I. don't know how they represent themselves. but like uh I think it was. Maybelline did something now people want. to boycott Maybelline. yeah. hey world could I just say something to. y'all trans people gotta eat too yeah. trans people gotta eat too but it's also. it's like these companies don't really.

they're just doing it because they think. that's the hip thing to do they're doing. it because they think that somehow or. another it's going to connect like. people go yeah we're gonna support Bud. Light now yeah that [ __ ] doesn't work. consumers outrage over Maybelline pays. trans woman Dylan Mulvaney to model its. makeup yeah. Joe. Joe she's beautiful. she's beautiful Joe cut the [ __ ]. cut the [ __ ] she's pretty no no what do. you mean no no I don't think so where.

right there put it back up so there's. she's had facial surgery okay because I. was gonna say Slimmer yeah because I was. gonna say it's not very beautiful to me. that's I couldn't that's odd it's not. ugly. Joe that's what the average woman look. like now I don't. agree if that's a boy that's a boy there. like that's what they really look like. she looked like a white happy woman to. me. everybody else who got his messages no. surgery right. and see if you can find the old pictures.

what this person looks like they had. more of like a masculine jawline I'm. quite sure she was she was a boy once. Bradley do you see them coming out with. women jawline well if they get that. surgery they get that the jawline. trimmed you can get a lot of [ __ ] trim. these days yeah I heard yeah nothing is. real Joe if she ain't got scratch marks. you need to ask us some questions. [Music]. Christ where is he breaks down ffs I.

don't know what that is recovery uh. facial feminization surgery so that's. what they used to look like. see. oh. oh Jesus Christ that's rough. that's crazy [ __ ] they do to people when. you got the money everybody want to be. beautiful nobody want to be the. Kardashians had a weird standard you. know because they just kept naked and. talking until they got it right.

and that stuff's going on did they do it. yeah I don't know what I'm asking like. but I think that's that looked bad it. was like facelifts I think what they do. now like if you look at what the nip and. Tucks today like they're pretty [ __ ]. good at it oh yeah they don't remember. back in the day they had to cut you and. pull your face all the way back behind. your ears too far sometimes yeah like. Biden. let me say this. biting is such a [ __ ] lie he always I. mean I'm a Democrat but he all those.

times he said he had Kobe we knew he. wouldn't got his eyes redone. those [ __ ] eyes are at least five. years old I mean they smoothing in a. baby ass but his cheeks is 88. so I'm. like it doesn't match it always face. looks weird ah cause he only get eye. lifts well he's doing something it looks. like he's got Botox too yeah right up. under the eyes look at the bags yeah now. look at the recent picture yeah yeah. he's getting look no those are bad he's.

got so much eye work done yeah that. seems weird to me yeah to the point he's. you can't even I don't even he almost. can't open his eyes anymore yeah it. looks very different that's for sure. yeah. po president poor president he's running. again I just can't believe that well. he's running again yeah you just can't. believe that I can't believe they let. him. doesn't make any sense well they can't. talk well they let Trump run several. times Trump can at least form a sentence.

yeah like Biden like uh Trump forms a. lot of the wrong sentences. Biden does too yeah yeah. oh I'm a bunch of liars they're a bunch. of love all they want us to do is fight. we fight amongst ourselves while they. spend our money that's why I worry about. things like the abortion issue and I. worry about some other issues I think. that sometimes those things that just. they're just designed to keep everybody. at each other's throats why they go off. and do dumb [ __ ] why they go off and.

make dumb decisions while we're not. paying attention they put small things. for us to fight about then behind behind. the door and they [ __ ] up all kind of. other big [ __ ] then when they finally. come to the like he's like what the hell. where did this come from yeah so you. know to get us upset about things next. thing it's going to be climate change. that's what people are going to be. fighting off yeah just like they were. fighting over covid race everything. everything else gay straight abortion. black white rich famous yeah everything. so my friend was telling me immigrants.

my friend was telling me the other day. that somebody just passed a law where if. you got a good credit score you get a. higher interest rate Biden just did that. if you got a bad credit score you get a. what the [ __ ] is going on. know so all of these years you work to. have good credit you paid your bill on. time so you're gonna punish me by doing. the right thing but the person with the. lower credit score who probably can't. even afford the damn house can get the. house as a better rate yes a person.

who's been bad at paying their bills. gets a better rate they're getting. better insurance rate which is insane if. you want to have it equal you want to. have people not penalized because they. have bad credit that's fine if you want. to do that okay you want to make it so. you don't incentivize people to have. good credit if that's what you want to. do but to penalize people who've done. the right thing it's just Un-American. it's crazy it's ridiculous doesn't make. any sense I was telling my friend I said. I work my ass off to get my credit score. right and then you telling me I could I.

could get a better interest rate with my. with my 400 I had yeah I mean it's not. saying that some people aren't cast into. a very difficult situations but what it. is saying is that some people have been. as responsible as they can and they. should be rewarded for it and other. people have been as irresponsible. suppose they can and they shouldn't be. rewarded for it I agree it's like. and they said it's a law now. Is that real was that one was that real. I was trying to find I had read that. this I saw the meme online for sure.

going around but I had read an. explanation that like it wasn't accurate. thank God because somebody comments that. it's not. uh like they get a one percent credit. it's just like one percent less than it. was or something like that it was I. thought there was a different rate. I think I thought the law was that it's. like one I don't know what the number. difference was but it was a considerable. difference in the rate. because if you've got good credit and. you plan for something you could. probably get the two percent that. they're advertising right but somebody.

with bad credit might get eight percent. or seven percent right right so I told I. said I haven't read anything on it so I. don't know I said but that's the crazy. [ __ ] I've heard. yeah it's like they're taking a risk so. they want you to pay more because. they're taking a risk so the idea is. that enough people are going to default. on it that they will still make their. money and they got insurance on there. yeah because they got insurance on it. yeah it's a mess well that's what that's. what this world did they put they pitch. you they put you against each other and.

then they try to keep you in a hole you. just got to be smart out of the. individual say I'm not falling for this. [ __ ] there's definitely a lot of. people that want to do that. definitely definitely a lot of people. like to keep people in holes yeah oh are. we in the comedy world you know we know. that yeah hey they can say one wrong. thing and change your whole [ __ ] life. in this in this industry this is it's a. weird world isn't it because you're. saying ridiculous [ __ ] and you're trying. to be as outrageous as possible but you. know a lot of the things that you see in.

comedy clubs today like if that got a. lot of the the jokes that people say on. a regular basis could be just the. subject of extreme outrage across the. country like by any group of people at. any given time yeah any comment can go. on stage and say something the whole. audience laughs at and then someone. could decide that this is like the worst. thing that a person's ever said they do. it all the time all the time and I you. know people people come I'm quite sure. people say the same [ __ ] to you.

um I had somebody tell me one time how. dare you talk about getting an abortion. I say [ __ ] you [ __ ] my see talk about. your abortion how many you kill cause I. still claim all my kids did you say this. to her face no I said it on social media. she hit me on social media I didn't know. that [ __ ] don't come in my page and. tell me I can't talk about the babies I. killed come on goddamn babies you act. like you knew the daddy you ain't have. [ __ ] to do with it you want to fly on. that wall don't tell me what I'm 51 [ __ ]. you. some people don't want to hear that they.

only want to hear pro-life. and they think they're they're righteous. and standing up for that but to not. recognize that that's. a very complicated issue it's a very. human issue like human issues are very. complex and then when the kid get here. and then you got to put it in the system. nobody wants to adopt it nobody wants to. care for it nobody wants to you know. right you know you one minute you say. keep them next then when we keep them. you don't want to help feed them I mean.

sometimes people know that they got. their stuff into a situation and they. can't take care of that responsibility. yeah just leave people alone and let. them make their own decisions I say that. all the time man you're a [ __ ]. being because that's what I'm gonna do. with mine you gotta let people make good. decisions and bad decisions and we all. got to learn that's how we grow those. good decisions and bad decisions that's. how we grow it as a human being if you. always perfect then how are you going to. grow Joe you're not and no one is so. it's like it's unachievable anyway look. at the Dalai Lama.

his tongue. in front of everybody. in front of everybody he wasn't alone. with this dude he was out there what I'm. doing as a [ __ ] kid excuse me little. dude some let me say this to you if he. did it that time. a kid have sucked his tongue before that. was not 100 that was not something try. out when you're 70. no somebody been. sucking your tongue you don't get to be. like seven years old but see that's one.

that's why black people be Christian. because we just slap the [ __ ] out that. Pastor yeah I'd have slapped that dama. llama. [Laughter]. you stick your [ __ ] tongue in my. black baby mouth left their [ __ ]. little boy with that man yeah like who. where are the parents while that's. happening imagine if that was your son.

and he's like stick your tongue out I'm. going to suck your tongue no no I don't. think so sir I ought to slap [ __ ] out of. that down right now you have your parent. would it's [ __ ] ridiculous the fact. that he said that and then he just did. it in front of everybody and then he. apologized and then kind of went away. that's what they always do but that's. nuts but that that one like you're lit. like that's proof it's pretty much proof. you're trying to get a boy to french. kiss you.

you you're telling the boy to suck on. your tongue. what is. what is that you know what that is yeah. pedophilia two things I was going to add. before like uh tongue greeting in. tibetan culture the video was edited. slightly how so uh it's a longer video. than the clip that went viral okay. um and it has there's context that I. think was edited out not that we're. gonna understand it probably but see. this is see Tibetan culture so sticking.

out your tongue according to a 2014 BBC. article sticking out your tongue can be. considered as rude but in Tibet it's a. way of greeting that's just sticking. your tongue out. that's not sucking on someone's tongue. that's a very different thing it said it. has a tradition followed by the Tibetan. people since the 9th century when the. region was ruled by long drama who was. known for a fat for a black tongue oh so. he had a black tongue so that was why. sticking out the tongue became like a.

greeting because this guy had a crazy. tongue you want to show her but his. tongue was black that's what he's saying. a guy had a black tongue after the death. of the king locals started showing their. tongues when asked to confirm they are. not like him or his reincarnation oh. interesting yeah but that has nothing to. do with sucking on a tongue there's a if. he said that stick your tongue out and. the other guy went ah it was funny. that's funny to a guy and a kid sticking. your tongue up being silly but suck my. tongue that's a totally different.

Enterprise how would you have reacted I. would beat the [ __ ] out of them yeah. well I was certainly screamed at him I. would certainly be like what the [ __ ]. are you doing when this story first hit. so you know everything on translator I'm. a little slow sometimes oh like I. thought it was like when they said Dalai. Lama I thought it was like one of them. biggest llama. them things don't talk.

he's a very bizarre religious figure. because he was chosen when he was a. small child that he was the Dalai Lama. so he's been the Dalai Lama his whole. life so it's not like like a position he. earned you know through being this like. incredible person that everybody. realizes like The Reincarnation of some. silly person who's after him. no I don't know what they do I think.

they pick one I don't know how they I. don't know what the tradition is but I. believe he was picked see see if we can. find out how they've picked the Dalai. Lama but he's been the Dalai Lama like. his whole life. so he's been this religious you know. worshiped person his whole life. so what a weird life that guy's had how. many times has he sucked that's what I'm. saying I mean no how many times somebody. sucked his tongue yeah quite a few. exactly maybe suck my tongue and suck my. finger hey it's like my whole hand hey.

next you know let me show you some. artifacts. so I don't go to church okay well the. Dalai Lama dies or even before their. death a successor is found rather than. chosen traditionally senior Tibetan. Monks conduct an elaborate quest to find. a child who is the Dalai Lama's next. Incarnation the search involves. Consulting oracles interpreting visions. and reading spiritual signs oh wow so. that's how they found him.

so he was just at the house chilling as. a kid is he coming boys he's like I am. the one suck my tongue. maybe that's how they found him I'm. quite sure you have a great life as. Dalai Lama right away when his little. kids like come here. you're like that's him we found him you. think you'd just walk around like a dog. with his tongue hanging out oh that's. the tone we've been looking for waiting. for people to spot them so you think. they was looking for somebody with a. suck up a tongue maybe took him off to.

live in the lap of luxury that's a laugh. I love you wearing robes people just. there's a room around you just talk. about life. no relationships no marriage no children. they don't have a relationship no I. think they're supposed to be celibate. isn't that what the premise of this. movie is oh that's right the Golden. Child. yeah that is sort of the premise right. trying to find another next question. yeah because he was trying to kill a. little bit right isn't the doesn't the. Dalai Lama have to be celibate wow. I believe they do.

which is also not good you take a man. everybody need to bust them yeah. everybody everybody you know I told a. story about my um my especially Uncle my. granddad was buying [ __ ] on Friday. because he thought that would help him. with his having seizures and people's. like you're lying I'm like if you grew. up in my granddaddy house everybody know. that my granddaddy had hookers to [ __ ]. my uncle Cesar because he was special. eel special knee and he was crippled so. me and my sister had to go back there. help him get started and once we got him.

started we went and played Pac-Man but. it it didn't happen with his seizures. but he came out pretty happy well there. you go you know people that's why I say. people should. especially people need to bust a nut too. yeah if there was prostitutes that only. specialized in Special Needs people just. to make them happy no my granddad paid. them yeah that's what I'm saying for. money yeah but that would be they got. like half a pint of whiskey. [ __ ] like that oh that's what he gave. them. he ran the bootleg house so he saw.

moonshine so he would feed him and get. them whisking a few dollars what kind of. hookers can you get to [ __ ] a special. needs guy from moonshine I mean I'm I'm. having a hard time seeing the bright. side of this. oh my God what did these ladies look. like. this poor ladies were down on their luck. they didn't look like that chick on that. sign behind you but they look a lot like. these that's Mitzi Shore oh yeah that's.

what that is I don't know what it is. Mitzi short founded The Comedy Store. damn what yeah that's Mitzi. you know I didn't I don't think I knew. Missy our bar at the comedy mothership. is called mitzi's oh wow then she just. recently passed yeah. that's beautiful well we have a sign. there's a neon sign that's modeled after. a signature so we took her signature. and converted into a neon sign oh wow. yeah what the hell is that the look how. it looked like these yeah probably.

like these skulls just barely hanging on. a lot of the teeth I can tell you that. those aren't real skulls they're not no. no you don't have to feel weird there's. a guy named Jack of the Dust he's a. artist he makes these those are those. Dead skulls I just always been I didn't. think you would have Dead skulls I did. at one point in time I had a I bought a. whole Dead skeleton online and I put it. in my piranha tank so I had a piranha.

tank and there was a human skeleton. inside of it. who bad it was it I don't know I bought. it online. this is like in the 90s. damn Joe you just that rich you just buy. people bones I wasn't that rich back. then I wasn't nearly as rich as you I. guarantee that you you was that bored. that you just say I was a man that was. like had money and I lived by myself I. was a crazy person so what did the. Piranhas do did they eat it no no no. they ate goldfish I'd feed them goldfish.

have you saw what they did to those. goldfish oh my God it was crazy so like. every few days I would have just a. Slaughter Fest in my living room I would. go to the store I'd go to the pet store. and I'd buy a big bag of goldfish and. I'd just dump them in there with the. piranhas and it would just be Madness. just you see goldfish swimming away like. half bitten they just bite them in half. like half of them swimming winning. they'd bite each other's lips off.

because they were trying to steal food. from each other why don't you uh drop. chickens and [ __ ] and now you could if. you wanted to but I'm I'm not a fan of. torturing mammals I don't have I don't. have feelings like that towards fish. fish eat fish and that's just what they. do but like I threw a mouse in there or. something I'd probably feel bad for that. little guy they're too close to us. they're warm blooded they're fur. something about that like if I had like. fed a rat to a python I'd be like this. is like so close to the food chain.

whereas like throwing goldfish into a. tank filled with piranhas like they have. to eat they're gonna eat dead fish or. live fish like they'd rather eat them. live that's what they like to do so you. watch them do it they go into a Feeding. Frenzy and it was wild I just had a. snake on my back porch what kind I don't. know it was big it was I just I put it. on my Instagram it was [ __ ] huge and. she didn't find it I'll tell you what it. is it's oh you tell me what it is I can. give you a rough idea of what it is it. was so I'm not the best at it but I.

could send it to somebody and they can. tell you for sure uh let me see if I can. find this on my Instagram it was the. most yeah how far away was it it was. it's not that far James if you look down. there. find it it was a [ __ ] it's I told my. husband you hit me in the background. screaming choke it out man I was like is. you [ __ ] crazy. [Laughter]. I don't know yeah there he is it's my. porch okay it's not a rattler. because uh the tail. let me see oh Jesus Christ oh wait a.

minute hold on oh my god get back. grandma. wow you have three of them two or three. oh it's just one just different. can we can you come choke his eyes out. I think. I think that's just a garden snake. but it's pretty big I can't see its head.

the shape of their head should tell you. if you see one that has a shape of a. head and a diamond that's a poisonous. snake generally there's other poison. snakes that don't have a head that way. but like rattlesnakes and snakes like. that they have a head like that so we. pick him up because a guy was like I. don't think he's part so we put him in. the trash can if this guy's doing my. roof Mexican Town oh I get him put him. in the trash can so I tell my um the. engineer I was like can you please get. this [ __ ] snake away from me so he. said oh it's probably a gorgeous they. gotta take him home so he said well my. wife don't want him so he said well I.

throw him down the hill like on my lane. and he came back so I'm like look just. because we black We're Not Gonna hang. out together so I take a stick and I. slap the [ __ ] out of him. and he turned around like this [ __ ] is. stupid and just left I'm like I asked. you I'm trying to be nice not to kill. you right because I was gonna put him in. the trash can and I was like oh he's. gonna come out the [ __ ] big dumpster. those carnicors after him. they'll take care of it oh quick well. they wasn't at that house it's the house.

I was building yeah that's how I bring. them out there. yeah I should but that snake scared the. [ __ ] out of him so my husband's down in. the uh in one of the big garage we got. down on the property and there it is. three four snakes in that [ __ ]. oh you got a snake problem I do I'm I'm. a creek Run Lake is in the back of my. house a creek like and they [ __ ]. they're so big I've seen I tell you some. crazy [ __ ] I sing I've never seen a real. owl in my owl owl because I say the. [ __ ] up so I'm sending my girlfriend. y'all in the city of Atlanta out fly.

[ __ ] owl cold blooded like he had on. a three-piece suit that was orange like. a black man and some [ __ ] Stacy Stacy. Adam and hit the ground and looked at me. and like what's up [ __ ] and his head. Joe Rogan I put that [ __ ] call in in. Reverse I said [ __ ]. out in your yard and we in the hood. that was the scariest [ __ ] I ever seen. to see a [ __ ] real owl the way he.

came out that tree I didn't know their. wings was that big he was like what's up. [ __ ] hey hit that ground and I was like. where the [ __ ] man I put on the bright. lights and he's just looking like what. it is. and I I scared [ __ ] out of me I had this. guy Dan Flores on the podcast the other. day and he's a wildlife historian and. he's a lot of he wrote an amazing book. about the history of wildlife in America. one of the things he said when they find. owl's nests this one Owl's Nest they. found 75 cat collars in this Owl's Nest.

so this owl just swoop cats up take him. into the nest kill him and eat them feed. them to their babies. that's where most most cats that go. missing he said his owls they said they. watched one they were in this place that. had a back patio and there was this cat. that was like walking on this uh the top. of the railing and this owl came just. swooped him up and took him off just. flew away with them they're big [ __ ]. Birds they're like a three foot wingspan. and giant talons.

owls are ruthless I've never seen one. until I seen one in her yard and she. lives in the city of Atlanta yeah and. the way he came down at that tree it was. beautiful because you know I'm sitting. there on the phone man I'm not high so. I'm like what the [ __ ] is that and it's. just like he was in slow-mo she hit that. ground and that [ __ ] head that. [ __ ] had spin around. no you got the wrong black person I. threw that car reversing [ __ ] you got. an island. I couldn't call the police say come get.

the owl yeah they're probably looking. for cats I don't know what the [ __ ] he's. looking for but he wasn't looking for me. that night I went I left my friend house. I sure did I said you need country what. the [ __ ] is that they look weird as [ __ ]. well that's really without feathers I. guess why does that have no feathers. science I don't know oh they probably. skinned it oh it's probably dead oh wow. they look creepy as [ __ ] that wings look. tasty don't it look out look at the wild. they look their wings are tasty are they.

good no I've never eaten it but I'm just. saying they're right there on the. picture they look like fryable that. looks like you could make something out. of that look a little bite-sized morsel. yeah little legs probably tough that's a. ugly [ __ ] tough meat they're strong as. [ __ ] the fact that little [ __ ] can. carry off a cat. you know cat's got to weigh 10 pounds. when I was on we was standing at my. house and putting the concrete down it's. this big ass I guess an eagle flew out. of the flew out of the I don't know the. [ __ ] he came from Joe we said now and he.

swooped down and got this rabbit off the. ground tucked the head and yanked it off. and took off with the body I was like oh. my [ __ ] god and I was like where the. [ __ ] did I move came back they was like. don't touch it he's gonna come back for. the head came back and got the head. that was some creepy [ __ ] and they. always flying around because I got tall. trees I'm out there in the woods and. that that's it's crazy to see that it's. cool though because that's population. control if you didn't have that you'd. have rabbits everywhere rats everywhere.

that's what they're doing they're. keeping it clean. like that's like when people complain. about coyotes and Hollywood I'm like try. to find a rat there's no rats rats are. hiding they're in trouble rats are in. trouble coyotes are everywhere well they. need to take them to New York if they're. in New York coyote yeah they're in New. York but the problem New York is a. subway system New York the the rats are. all underground they are so embedded in. the city they'll never get them out of. the city there's more rats in New York. City than there are human beings.

you take them coyotes down there they. won't be able to do anything. they'll they'll just they'll be a lot of. coyotes in New York City and they'll eat. a lot of rats they'll never put a dent. in the population yeah cause rats I. always [ __ ] they get underground too. to get underground they get in the pipes. they get in the walls they get in the. buildings they find little tiny holes. they can compress their body to get. through a tiny little hole just about as. big as their face they can get through. that they'll chew through the walls chew. through pipes rats go everywhere they'll. go up your [ __ ] toilet so one time.

when I I just gave birth to my uh my. daughter about my husband so he go down. to the kitchen we just got our kitchen. remodeling so these rats don't chews. through the baseboard so my husband come. tip it back upstairs I said which one is. I need my [ __ ] shoes I said what's. wrong [ __ ] rest man it was two rats. in the kitchen and they just having a. good time my husband I go downstairs. these [ __ ] ain't gonna get my baby he. jump up on the island grab a can of tuna. Joe through the tuna and hit the [ __ ]. rat so hard upside the head that rat.

still haven't said. it just stood up on his highlight and. fell back the other wreck looking like. oh they killing [ __ ] around here. jump back through that hole. uh jump back through that hole and we. never had another wreck coming out. really my husband hit that rack with a. can of tuna upside his head that. [ __ ] stood up from the pain and. that other rat look said oh I'm hot this. [ __ ] he went back through that hole. every day he never came back Joe wow one.

can of tuna got the rid of all all right. problems that's effective I would have. thought they would have come back never. came back never had a problem our other. problem I had was squirrels they used to. [ __ ] my roof all the time and you. hear him up there I told him I said I. said don't you want to do what they. doing he's like she's a hoe. so one of them fell out though at the. roof down in the house through the vent. and boy I was stuck in the house all day.

with my newborn baby because I was too. scared to go downstairs because of the. [ __ ] squirrel my husband came home I. said it's a [ __ ] squirrel down there. behind the sofa he moved us over the. square Runner he kicked the squirrel so. [ __ ] home what this girl laying. in a tree. I said I've been stuck in this room all. day for this [ __ ] and you come kick. the [ __ ] squirrel in the ass and it's. over. so I'm scared of rodents well no one's. really scared of squirrels you're not. scared of squirrels it's the [ __ ] I am. they're cute.

they probably whoop your ass too yeah. but they're not aggressive. rats can be aggressive. no I've never heard a squirrel biting. anybody ever heard a squirrel biting. anybody I'm quite sure squirrel bite. people I'm quite sure if you [ __ ] with a. squirrel to bite you but you have to. probably have them trapped. you know you know what squirrels do do. they bite the nuts off all the squirrels. yeah. like when squirrels are trying to breed. and there's a another male squirrel by. one squirrel will bite that squirrel's. nuts off.

what yeah that's some Hayden [ __ ] oh. hating [ __ ] they throw each other out of. trees I've seen that yeah they'll like. one of them try to be [ __ ] the other. one will come over and just literally. toss the other one out of a tree they'll. fall 50 60 feet and they land on the. ground they're fine. they're like designed to fall out of. trees. yeah I've seen them almost getting hit. all the time you ever see how far a. squirrel can fall and be fine. it's [ __ ] crazy. they fall like really far and hit the.

ground just scoop back up the tree again. you you was such an interesting person. do squirrels bite testicles off other. squirrels so is this been resolved the. answer is no no they don't so it was an. old wives tale Steve brought up on a. podcast he suggested his topic as a fact. checker on episode 206. I joked about. everyone believes it because he said it. so many times it's proven wrong when the. meteor inbox flooded with messages from.

listeners in Pennsylvania Wisconsin. California Kentucky and everywhere in. between they told me that prior to Steve. bringing it up they'd heard this claim. from Grandad's uncles cousins neighbors. hunting mentors and more uh in cigar how. do you say that sagird Olson's 1956 book. the singing Wilderness is the oldest. written source of this claim in the book. inspired by Lake superior's Beauty Olsen. has an entire chapter dedicated to red. squirrels I also know that owls like.

them as well as Martens. and they can throw the fear of death. into larger gray squirrels should they. invade through the convenient medium of. castration oh so that's what he was. saying I've literally watched girls for. tens of thousands of hours in detailed. Behavior studies including 100 or more. mating bouts in some instances there. were massive assemblances of dozens of. males chasing a single female in estrus. for seven to ten hours through all of. that I never witnessed this happen the. common folklore is just that folklore so.

it's not true thank God. because those little nuts off them guys. there's no scientific evidence or. observation to support this Odell said. I've seen many squirrels fight over. females and bite each other but not. specifically targeting the testicles in. theory a squirrel could bite off. another's testicles but it isn't common. practice or common occurrence and. certainly doesn't warrant how often. people believe they kill sackless male. squirrels. okay so I was spreading misinformation I.

thought it was real because you had me. because I'll be listening to you Joe. yeah I think I've probably learned it. from Steve when you do that when you do. that UFO [ __ ] you scare the [ __ ] out of. me oh I had one the other day that was a. real good one yeah well good one you saw. one no no no no good UFO podcast oh yeah. you I'd be like James Fox he wrote a. documentary about a UFO that crashed in. Brazil do you believe it I think I do I. believe some of it I don't know what to. believe I don't believe any of it 100. but I get in the 90s I get in the high.

90s. you know but the problem is Pat is that. I want it to be real why because I think. it's fun it's fun if it's real it's. exciting. what we are being watched the police the. FBI the CIA what else the [ __ ] do you. want let them be your aliens I think the. human race is being watched Yeah by God. or whatever is bigger than all of us. yeah I don't want to be watched by. people with swanken face sunken faces.

looking like crack kid and skinny and. [ __ ] with magical fingers they can go up. our asses I don't want I don't want to. be floated away and and pushed on by a. little bitty [ __ ] with a with a. head like this right you know if you. don't kidnap me be sexy at least be. [ __ ]. I don't know about the abduction stories. I don't know how many of those are real. I don't think that [ __ ] is real Joe I. don't know the thing is if it happened. to a small number of people and it was.

by a super Advanced intelligent. civilization that is so far beyond us. that we can't even imagine it. how much evidence do you think they. would leave behind do you know how many. times men has been cheating on women. told their wife they was adulted by. aliens that's why black women don't. believe that [ __ ]. where you been uh Ruben you've been gone. three weeks oh baby these [ __ ] alien. came and got me all these fine [ __ ]. they floating me out of space I told him. I had you back at the house waiting on.

me. well that's a different kind of story. that's why black people don't that's why. black women don't believe in aliens. their daddy came home with them kind of. story he's been gone two weeks he was. adult he was adult how do you think you. would feel if you saw one if you saw a. UFO oh my my [ __ ] bid I've seen. [ __ ] look like aliens all my. life and my family like how you doing. Tyrone what's up Jerome. what it is a little Willy so you saw UFO. you just tell no one a UFO yeah saw a.

real UFO you're driving by yourself. you're on the highway. what let me say this in this day and. time something's hovering over your car. it could be like it could be Elon Musk. with a new Tesla. I just can't say that that might be Elon. mus new [ __ ] that worked this time I'm. not [ __ ] gonna run it says no damn. until some people just jump out and say. get you know try to beam me up I mean. that's why that's another reason why I.

stay on the plus side because they're. gonna have a lot of energy to lift me up. at my [ __ ] UFO better be plugged up. I don't know I don't believe in that. [ __ ] you don't believe in it at all. no You Think We're Alone in the universe. no we got stalls right but you think. there's on other planets there's. intelligent life. the way the white people have surferred. that work I mean Ben nosy on every. planet ain't that not there we're not. that nosy on every planet we barely ever. reach well whatever we can reach yeah.

but we're just we're just starting to be. able to reach in our solar system yeah. but no I don't think they're not there. nothing really we're alone. in the whole universe. of infinite planets. infinite galaxies you ain't gonna pull. them into that [ __ ] I don't believe. in no aliens I know some ugly ass people. I'm gonna stick to ugly ass people I. don't think it's no I don't think. there's no answer to rest this [ __ ] out. there I don't think nobody coming to get.

us no I don't what do you think these. people are seeing when they're seeing. like spaceships stay high. they they send new model cars they. dreaming because if you put a lot of. that [ __ ] in your head you go to sleep. and you dream about it do you have any. [ __ ] like that that you believe in. that's illogical like ghosts. nah you don't believe in God I believe I. believe I do believe the spirit floats. around I I do believe that I don't I. don't know sometimes I you know how you. see [ __ ] can happen I do believe the.

spirit hang around Earth for a while you. know yeah before they go today if. there's a place where they supposed to. go so I do believe I ain't never seen no. ghost now my mama said she her mama came. back and called my my granddaddy with. his best friend well my mama stayed high. so I don't know. but no. I believe that there might be a ghost. but I don't believe there's no [ __ ]. aliens. no I believe your your loved ones who. have left and body can still be here on. Earth with you.

how do you not believe in aliens in all. the universe. you don't think there's another planet. like us out there somewhere nah. that's it. I think this is it wow this planet is so. [ __ ] up God ain't got time for two of. us so we better not [ __ ] this up then uh. we already [ __ ] you up but have we. really I mean we're here right now. everything seems fine everything is. always thinking is fine until they to. hit you they'll never take the truth to. hit you what are you worried about.

nothing what do you worry about it. hitting like until it hits you I mean. you know like like the whole. the whole was when people was like oh. covered ain't real then that [ __ ] hit us. and we like oh we didn't know what to do. you know. people had. we had never experienced anything like. this. I mean you know the world has been. through a pandemic but not this. generation of people so we we lost our. [ __ ] minds we definitely lost our. [ __ ] minds yeah we didn't we didn't. even know how to be in the house with. each other you know what's weird it was.

just a couple of years ago yeah but it. seemed so long ago like if the imagine. the idea now being locked in your house. and all stores being closed that seems. ridiculous it do but back then it's like. we had all adapted quickly. that was what what bothered me we were. scared that's what bothered me that. would bother me that everybody quickly. started listening to the government and. all those businesses shut down because. of it all those people lost their. businesses they weren't allowed to be. open even if they had coven got over it. didn't matter can't have a business open.

too dangerous and they just let the. economy crumble they just let 70 percent. of all Los Angeles restaurants just went. away forever. that's a giant number of restaurants. small businesses mom and pop stores. couldn't keep it open we're just barely. getting by as it was uh Joe I think a. lot of people took that money and got. the [ __ ] off it was their way out. because the government gave a lot of. money away did they how much they give. away they gave a lot of money away I. knew a lot of people had fake businesses. that's why they locking them up now they.

gave us and it was a it was an open it. was like they opened up the bank and say. take all you want we want you to survive. but we gonna lock your ass up if you're. lying what is that lawsuit that I see. that's going on right now the criminal. trial with the dude from the Fugees. what is that. do you know that story yeah he was an. FBI a snitch. I think it's a double agent what because. apparently Tupac said back in the day he. was in the FBI or something like that. well Tupac said he was FBI back in the. day so was nobody listening to Tupac.

Tupac's mother was a black panther maybe. they should have listened they should so. he came out he was really an FBI agent. right that's crazy. was he really an FBI agent so here's. who's your rapper Fuji rapper testifies. he met and shared information with the. FBI voluntarily oh who. so Jeff sessions testimony was not. exciting the defense basically said uh. had him describe an official legal.

process for considering extraditing guao. at China's request the apparent idea was. to suggest that there was nothing so bad. in pros and Company trying to have guao. sent back to China process testifying in. his own defense told the judge after. Consulting with my attorneys and the. Universe I decided that I will testify. oh he consulted with the universe. I like how people talk like that he's. facing 10 charges including conspiracy. witness tampering and failing to. register as an agent of China who the.

[ __ ] is cha I mean he's an agent of. China the black dude yes that guy was a. billionaire he was talking about oh uh. okay well well I understand profs. addressed his alleged efforts to get the. U.S to extradite Chinese billionaire guo. when Juan GUI in addition he denied. acting as an agent for China. I took it upon myself to report because. I thought the FBI should know he. testified before his trial started the. 50 year old artist told Rolling Stone. what benefit would I get trying to break. laws it's not worth it to me I'm like a.

pariah now I've got friends who won't. talk to me because they think there's a. satellite in orbit listening to them. to be clear Pros never testified in the. stand that he was an FBI informant his. approach to the FBI to discuss. and three Americans held in China was. completely voluntary if convicted Pros. serves 22 years in prison what what do. they think he did that's what I. understand what do they con what are. they accusing him of. okay it says the alleged the veteran.

Reimer was the middleman for alleged. crimes including a secret lobbying. campaign to help Malaysian billionaire. Joe Lau put pressure on American Justice. officials while White House officials. and White House officials when his fraud. scheme unraveled and to help the Chinese. government secure the return of a. dissident who's living inside the U.S.

everybody got a side job but it seems. like then he didn't he wasn't even. informed like he went to the FBI because. he felt like they should know that which. is like Jesus the [ __ ] that goes on see. why I mind my business see what I say if. it's aliens out there hey if they out. there all I say when you come to our. country pay your taxes. I don't think they're doing [ __ ]. well I mean I don't want to pay [ __ ] if.

I looked at if what I think about aliens. I think they're monitoring us because. we're highly sophisticated society that. might blow itself up. I don't think that's why they're here oh. Joe. ain't no [ __ ] negligence here you. don't think so here's a different. explanation okay bringing the Tupac. thing I just brought up Tupac lyrics. feeling a conspiracy theory after Fuji's. member cross admits he was an FBI. informant uh the hip-hop world was. shocked when Pros how do you say his. last name. Mitchell Michelle uh one of the founding.

members the legendary group Fugees. admitted he was an FBI informant during. his Federal conspiracy trial in. Washington DC Pros is accused of. conspiring to make illegal campaign. contributions using foreign funds from a. Malaysian fugitive ciao low who's wanted. also wanted for his role in a massive. corruption Scandal involving billions of. dollars so he got tied up with the wrong. people yeah and then it says somewhere. around here like the a cryptic line from. a song in 96 says something about the.

Fugees were trying to do to him oh. speculating that Tupac was aware of. process involvement with the FBI and. that who's expecting him exposing him as. a snitch it's like the internet runs. wild yeah so that's like open to. interpretation. not a bad uh side gear if you come with. health care it's. so I'd get working for the FBI those are. normal Health Care they seem to all go. to jail anyway. pretty much yeah those FBI informants it. seems like a lot of those guys wind up.

going to jail anyway that uh. uh what is it when they protect you for. the rest of your life uh witness. protection yeah that's real fun yeah. you'll live in the middle of nowhere. with a fake name. stay at home just let me get killed I. just got to go to one more Club better. explanation maybe currently facing up to. 22 years in prison for conspire. conspiracy witness tampering and the. failing to register as an agent of China. Michelle was first accused I hope I'm. not saying his name wrong it's first.

accused of federal crimes December of. 2018 although he would eventually plead. not guilty in May of 2019 Michelle was. allegedly involved in helping Malaysian. business mobile that's what we already. know embezzle over 4.5 billion from the. Malaysian government and use it to fund. Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign. what so he took he stole money and then. when he gave money like he was a big dog. to Obama Campaign well that you know. they do [ __ ] like that just to protect. themselves from future prosecution.

that's what like FTX did that. cryptocurrency exchange that went under. they were the number two donor to the. Democratic party they were just donating. money like crazies like leave us alone. where your friend we're gonna give you. some money. like they're making billions of dollars. off these nonsense did you invest in. that [ __ ] very little I have some uh. Bitcoin uh along with Trump asking Trump. to dismiss Low's previous crime Michelle. also reportedly worked on behalf of the. Chinese government to try to return a. Chinese dissident back from the U.S by. establishing a relationship with Steve.

Bannon and Trump wow hmm. okay before Michelle DiCaprio got to do. with anything I said uh decided to. testify on April 18th iconic actor. Leonardo DiCaprio was called to stand on. April 3rd considering he had a previous. relationship with both Lo and Michelle. DiCaprio testified that Lo revealed to. him his plans to make donations to the. Democratic party in 2012. that that. whole donating to political party [ __ ]. is so slippery.

that [ __ ] is so slippery because like. what kind of weird deals are you guys. making like why are they making weird. deals. small people like me don't they don't. get [ __ ] but a sticker you get a sticker. that's all I ever got when I voted when. I donated to the Democratic party. their peddling influence the one article. first one we said said he didn't say he. was an informant but this everything. else is said the opposite well informant. means he had a conversation with them. and he gave them information he informed.

them right you could technically say. he's an FBI informant if we went to them. with information if it's voluntary yes. admitting that he was a deformant for. the FBI Michelle elaborated that he gave. up information about U.S hostages in. China while at the same time being a. liaison for China who was working to get. a Chinese criminal billionaire. extroverted back from the U.S if this. sounds like a big ugly mess it's because. it is yeah he it seems like he just got. caught up in some [ __ ] where he's. probably trying to make some money and. they thought it would be clean and.

they're going to donate money to the. Democratic party and oh it's great. working all these people hey Leonardo's. working with them oh must be fine and. that's that's one of the ways they get. people involved in these like very shady. deals as they do it with other famous. people like hey he's in there you should. be in there oh okay I'll love to hang. out with Leo the next thing you know. you're involved in some weird thing. that's got you you know testifying in. front of Congress one thing you can. guarantee Joe Rogan I'm never coming to. an alien party with you I love you but.

you can have that [ __ ] on your own done. enough the aliens come you're the first. person I'm coming to I'm like we're. going to Atlanta if they grab me and I'm. like we're real who are we gonna tell. I'm like we're gonna do this Thursday oh. found guilty on all 10 counts. in the National frog frog he was. convicted guilty on 10 counts related to. what prosecutors called a clandestine. foreign intelligence campaign scheme. funded by a wealthy Malaysian financier. to Pedal influence in the United States.

see that's what I'm talking about. they're peddling influence the week-long. trial saw Witnesses like Leonardo. DiCaprio former Attorney General Jeff. sessions take the stand and testify. under oath. so that uh Malaysian guy is still at. large and he was charged as a. co-defendant in Michelle's case and. played a major role in witness testimony. and evidence presented to the jury. according to the justice department Lao. I don't know you say it lower Lao.

allegedly misappropriated over 500. million from The Sovereign wealth fund. Malaysian one Malaysian development. berhad with wire transfers to Shell. companies he and others used are owned. okay. so he's [ __ ] man if they if they made. him he's going to jail. 22 years I think it says oh my God 22. years what is he 50 [ __ ]. he might not make it off that type of. food I think how many of those are going.

on where people aren't getting arrested. though like how much of that influence. pedaling [ __ ] is just. it's been going on for this from the. start forever this ain't nothing new I. just don't I'm still confused as to how. he's in trouble. me too like what did he he connected. people that were trying to get a. billionaire release to became friends. with Trump to try to get a guy released. no but Obama well he wasn't he was just. giving the money to him. they he tried to establish a. relationship with Steve Bannon and Trump.

and Jeff sessions yeah. how weird not weird it's just what goes. on in our government but he's from the. Fugees like bro aren't you busy. Michelle 20 million in 2012 in order to. get a picture of himself with Obama and. prosecutors a Lev that allege that. Michelle funneled over 800 000 of that. money to Obama's campaign through a. number of straw donors.

whoa so he made a deal where this guy. gave him 20s I'll get you a picture with. Obama you got to give me 20 million and. he said to Obama listen I'll give you. 800 000. he didn't say that to Obama he. just said it he just started he just. made up all these accounts sending money. yeah but I mean they must have had some. he funneled that money through a number. of straw donors that seems to me like. that's how they would do it. well somebody donate that type of money. you want to know who it is it's not like. me who give you 20 and say no to the.

next twenty dollars but they did it. through these like independent yeah over. 100 million it says so he knew what he. was doing. whoa according to prosecutors load. directed over 100 million to Michelle to. help push the government including Trump. to drop its investigation into low. uh prosecutors also say that Michelle. advocated for the extradition of Chinese. dissident Gua Wendy. on behalf of the Chinese government.

he said he gave him 100 million for a. media business can you imagine the Fuji. they had a song in years but they. looking at him like how is he living. like that right the rest of the group. like what the [ __ ] is he over there. doing we had a Hit album since 93. I. know right early 2000 why how is he. living like that all this time he got a. friend named Lowe who's sending him. Millions through wire he ain't telling. nobody he pulling in up in new cars and. you like I know everybody else in the.

group like [ __ ] what you up to yeah. what the [ __ ] you doing but he ain't. tell nobody thank God he didn't work on. the international. I got a donor what a dirty business. politics is the fact that they like no. one's mad at Obama for that no one's no. one's mad at him do you think he's. getting the Democratic party getting all. that money they don't have to give it. back. no all the money that got funneled from. them imagine that got funneled to.

another person that person be in trouble. it would be right but you could fall. into the Democratic party like Hey we're. having the good guys the Republicans do. the same thing everybody does everybody. everybody the idea that there's two. teams fighting against each other for. sure for for temporary control while. they all share resources if you like. look at the number of Congress people. that are insider trading it's everyone. it's across the board it's red and blue. it's like Republican Democrat bro you. see they're all in there they're all in.

cahoots they're all pretending they're. all pretending they're working for us. they hate each other they play like they. hate each other but yeah you sneak up on. one of their house and there's Mitch. mcconny at uh what's a girl name who. just left speak of the house Nancy. pelosa house getting drunk talking about. the [ __ ] they did. I'm sorry your husband got his ass. whooped they wasn't supposed to go that. far did you see that video did you watch. that video I did not watch that video. that at first I was like what is going.

on how's this person in the house like. what's going and then you watch the. video and go oh that's a legit crazy. person with a hammer that was in this. dude's house and he was trying to calm. the guy down and everything was calm. until the cops came and the cops go give. me the hammer goes nope and then he just. cracks the old dude in the head with a. hammer knocks him out cold the guy's. snoring on the ground the cop's like oh. [ __ ] and they tackle the guy and get the. hammer from him he hit him in the. [ __ ] head with a hammer and that. dude's 80 years old. yeah I didn't watch the video I didn't. even know it was a [ __ ] video yeah.

you want to watch it. I'll show dude you wanna see it. you ain't [ __ ]. you actually want me to see me you want. to show me a 80 year old man get this. [ __ ] head cracked open I've only. watched it five or six times. tell the truth 50 or 60 times well. because there was a lot of people that. there was a baseless conspiracy theory. that he was having a relationship with. this man that's why the man was in the. house but there's video that shows this.

man broke into his house this video of. the man using the hammer to break the. back door so he breaks he here's he's. hitting the hammer why was he calling. the police then exactly how does this. guy not have better security I mean how. does it first of all how does he not. have a gun how does he not have better. security how does he not hear this guy. smashed this [ __ ] door open look he. climbs right through after he smashes. the window so he's in the house and so. he's standing give me the volume. what's going on man. see he's holding the hammer while he's.

talking to him drop the hammer. yeah ow [ __ ]. [Applause]. foreign. yo. rough right. oh my god I've never seen this video. you hear him snoring oh my God yeah.

that's what it sounds have you ever. heard someone getting knocked out. not like that that's what it sounds like. when people get knocked out they start. snoring. that's that good sleep. not in his case I bet he has some. [ __ ] nightmares no he hey the way he.

hit him with that hammer there was no. space for Dreams yeah that's why he was. snoring like that I went right to the. the darkest Realms is he okay I don't. know I don't know I don't know how he. could be when you're that old and you. get knocked out that bad that that could. potentially have consequences that last. you for as long as you're alive for the. rest of your life who called the police. he did. yeah he called the police to say This. Guy's in his house and by the time the. police got there him and the guy were. like he's holding onto the hammer while.

the guy had the Hammer as well but he's. also got a drink in his hand. like he's having a conversation with. this guy so why is why did the guy say. he broke in the house because you know a. crazy person just a crazy person that's. like that man who went over to that. pizza shop to say uh Hitler was Hillary. Clinton was pizza gate yeah. they had children locked up in the. basement yeah and we're winning and. [ __ ] around in that pizza shop didn't. he fire off around yeah he fired off. around and wanted the kids out of the. basement when there's no basement no. basement no no there's no basement.

nobody makes kids pieces yeah what the. [ __ ] was wrong with these people that's. what happened when you listen to all. this [ __ ] they get online and they. get in these conspiracy forums and they. get they really believe because it's. exciting to believe in [ __ ] just like. it's exciting to believe in aliens it's. exciting to believe that the. government's run by lizard people and. pedophiles and the sacrifice and. children drinking blood basement of a. pizza place they say Stars drink blood. so they look younger see meanwhile the. Dalai Lama's out there getting people to.

suck his tongue and no one's going to. visit him you know weird like what would. people decide like you're seeing. something right in front of your face. and there's barely a blip of outrage and. then it goes away well they know how to. folk in the monks. they would get their ass beat in. Barefoot style you think so they don't. want no shoes right yeah they wear like. these little tiny shoes sometimes but. but joy to the time they Barefoot Kung. Fu slippers yeah but they take them. shoes off and whoop them white people. ass come run down after my wife he suck. a tongue.

oh Miss Pat I miss you I miss you too. Joe you're around again it's so good. we're gonna have some fun tonight too I. can't wait to show you the club you're. gonna love it I can't wait to come I've. been hearing nothing I love it they're. gonna love you too they're real comedy. fans they're the best I know you're so. much fun I get a lot of your fans come. out to the show I can tell them they all. fit and must and they drink water and. they're bald headed I'd be like you hear. from Joe Rogan ain't you yeah I can tell.

Bert fan they all fat in hell. hey all Thompson girl people they come. there on a diet now because Tom looking. all good she's good job looks so good he. looks so [ __ ] good man I'm so proud. turn back the hands of time ain't you. when I met Tom Tom was like this. struggling comedian who lived in a. terrible neighborhood like lived in this. real shitty apartment and then they had. no money and to see him now handsome fit.

Tom fallen out of control it's amazing. it's so beautiful to see he comes by the. club all the time he lives here now I. know he do have you visited them have. you done their show over here no I. haven't I haven't they got a great. Studio I know they had a nice one when. they was in LA when they thought they'd. be going beautiful houses because when I. first met him you know I think they did. they have a baby I don't even know if. she had a baby yet but they was in a. little basement she was pregnant it was. in a little basement apartment and then. see him now I was like give me hope yeah.

they love it out here too they love it. out here I bet you they do you can get. so much more for your money and there's. no state taxes and people are friendlier. there's so many pluses the people. friendlier thing is Big yeah it's big. for me not fake no so they're just. genuinely friendly people and they're. not Hollywood there's nothing there's no. influence of Hollywood out here it's. like all just this is folks just good. old Texas folk like to eat I love it. good music nice people I've never been. in a place I like more really yep that's.

how I feel about my home Atlanta that's. beautiful we you know we speak you know. we we have all issues but it's fun yeah. you're perfect for Atlanta and you're. perfect for a radio show in Atlanta they. just got to let you swear. come on XM Joe Rogan said I need an XM. show yeah come on get it together you do. uh let's let's put uh in the universe. since you got stalls in your [ __ ]. ceiling uh HGTV show first that's what I. really want to do yeah you really want. to do uh home home improvement show I.

think that would be a great show hey. with real language feelings stop lying. telling people it costs you fifty. thousand dollars to knock down a wall. look we're gonna knock down this [ __ ]. wall with a ham and a nail let's get to. work you Tad down I help you put it back. listen I think that would be a big show. it would be it'd be great it's a perfect. vehicle for YouTube because you actually. love that stuff yes I do you're a. [ __ ] general contractor I am I am and. my house is up it shows you over my. house before we go can you go to my. Instagram it's called the Miss Pat.

project. you can see it and I'm proud because my. husband thought I was a [ __ ] fool. when I had an architect he's like pet. hair General country I said no I'm I'm. gonna say I don't want to get him 20 of. my money I hear you yeah you do it if. you could do it then you did it it was. hard because I had no idea what the. [ __ ] um elevation certificate was I. had no idea you had to get dirt samples. before you can build on the land and I. was like what are you testing for so the. guy come over and stick this thing down. in the ground pull out dirt you good I.

paid you 500 for that [ __ ] here we go. that's the dog house that's a dog house. that's insane those dogs are living. large look at that dog house that's the. best dog house I've ever seen that's. incredible. but I'm enjoying myself. look how peaceful your yard looks. that's the doghouse is [ __ ] radical. that's some [ __ ] it's got uh four.

counters it says a washing machine. wow. and it has um. I can't wait to show y'all what we did. on the inside of what I did on the. inside Miss Pat we're gonna talk when. those dogs get big and you're going to. be like Joe Rogan you warned me oh Joe. I'm getting them trained in there it's. so [ __ ] expensive somebody has to be. on them all the time it's like you got. three Alphas living with you yeah they. want to run [ __ ] and that's what they're. teaching us that's what they're teaching. us yeah they want to run [ __ ] you got to.

like impose discipline on them like I. have a golden retriever you don't have. to do nothing to that dog like that dog. just wants to be your friend like he's. not you don't have to ever worry about. him being aggressive he's a sweetheart. to everybody anyone who comes over the. house if you came over the house it was. like he's known you his whole life and. he hasn't seen you in a year. oh he's just wagging his tail and. circling you he's so happy I don't have. to worry about him I love this dog. that's what I love about him because. I've had dogs in the past I had I had a.

bunch of pit bulls. I had a Mastiff I've had some the pit. bulls with the most sketchy because. there was certain things like you had. you couldn't you couldn't [ __ ] with them. you couldn't like in any way test them. or you could like if someone came over. the house they had to like they had to. like walk up to that person make sure. they're cool they had to check you out. sniff you like okay you're cool but like. there's like a it's they're not just. instantly accepting you you know whereas. like my dog just accepts everybody he's. not a guard dog at all but those carne.

Corsos they're gonna test people. especially if they don't get exercise. well we um we do we they're in training. now that's why I built the dog house so. they don't have to be my [ __ ] house. and each kill is divided yeah and then. they'll be able to run in a yard so I. have somebody to come over and give them. a bath and stuff like that you know you. can set up for them set up like an. obstacle course for them dogs love [ __ ]. like that things that they can climb on. and do things too okay those are like. thinking working dogs like they need. activities I was thinking about putting. them a little playground.

that the dog house you just saw um. that's gonna be gated into it so is the. candle nice so they're not just gonna be. able to run free yeah well let them run. free sometimes I mean they got all the. yard there it's like they're not gonna. come in my [ __ ] house like wild pigs. or anything in that area uh no but we. got a lot of [ __ ] back there by the lake. snakes and wow uh coyotes and wild. turkeys and guarantee they're gonna. start killing [ __ ]. as soon as they can get bigger if you. got how many acres you have seven that's.

a lot of room to kill things they're. gonna well long as I'm gonna bring that. [ __ ] back to the house my dog just. killed a turtle really. came in the house with blood all over. his face we thought something happened. to him we went outside and he had taken. a turtle apart. toward the I mean he's a [ __ ] golden. retriever sweetest dog in the world tore. a turtle apart opened it up got in it. just [ __ ] got Cuts all over his face. he's cloning the turtles trying to fight. for its life well hopefully you know we.

the trainer we had is gonna help us keep. them in control okay I don't [ __ ] with. him because one of them is crazy Zeus is. crazy and they like to jump up on you. and they they [ __ ] they like to play. with you but they so [ __ ] heavy and. like get the [ __ ] off of me and they. love my husband they just rattle around. him like he's a king yeah but Alpha and. they look at me like who who are you I'm. like oh excuse me I just bought you dog. food [ __ ] dude listen you gotta get him. to listen to you they do because they're. in training they do they but they one of. them sleep on his back cone and he won.

he sleeps on his back on his back that's. the weirdest [ __ ] I ever seen just. nutsacked a dick hanging out I'm like I. got kids dude you sleeping with your. dick outside the shell my dog does that. the moment he sees people really okay so. he put my belly. one of them sleep on his back and up. they don't like being in the cages. because they're getting so big yeah but. we'll be we'll be moved in the house. soon that's nice tell them anything can. be done with all that uh about August. I'm the installation is going up it went.

up today so that's exciting it is how. long was the project from beginning to. end I started it's almost it's um a. little over a year is this the first. time you've ever done something like. this right this big I've remodeled my. homes I've never built something from. the ground I never took a house down I. didn't know anything about an elevation. certificate like I told you all the. stuff that the county went through took. me through I remember right after the. pandemic I did the first floor and the. guy charged me twenty thousand dollars. more and I said [ __ ] you I know and I'm.

getting ripped off and I said I stopped. the project and I remember just saying. Lord I need you to send me somebody just. it can tell me how to [ __ ] buy this. flow because this is not what I budget. for and I called the lady by some doors. a little white girl her name is Ali at. uh Burnett in Barnett and cheevers it's. a Salama yard in uh in where I live at. out by Peachtree City and um I call this. llama yard and I'm talking to this lady. I give him my email address and my. husband send my husband up there my.

husband FaceTime me she started. trembling I'm like what the [ __ ] is. wrong with her and so my husband I think. she know you I said I'm too far out for. somebody to know who I am and she. [ __ ] hurt me I think on your podcast. and she bought my book and she knew. exactly who I was and she jumped ready. and Joe and helped me with my project oh. that's beautiful yes so we're like best. friend we're going to the yeah I take it. anyway we're going it's like come go to. Beyonce concert with me Ally yeah oh. that's beautiful cheese that's the name.

of her daddy lumber yard and she just. she was like I can get you this flow for. way cheaper she helped me with the lambo. she just I learned so much from this. young girl because her daddy on the. Llama yard but she she put she protected. me because I knew I was getting ripped. off from there but I was like I'm not. spending this kind of money for this. [ __ ] house yeah and so now I've I. ordered windows I I had ordered wonders. from a big uh department store you know. it's only two whole loads of Home Depot. I won't say which one cause I love this.

store and I felt like a [ __ ] to. get my money back they [ __ ] my wonders. up oh really yeah. I ordered them and the person kept. ordering them wrong 80 grand I spent and. I finally got my money back from them. yeah. well you know you're going to learn. things too in a project like that then I. oh I got to tell you this before we go. so uh my air conditioner man came in and. put my air conditioners in and ran off. with my air conditioning he stole your. air conditioning stole all the [ __ ].

units so I but one text message I took. it I they told me I could issue a one. because he said give me forty thousand. dollars and I'll be there with your air. conditioning unit never showed up with. the air conditioning unit I was able to. take him to court the judge gave my air. conditions back the man wouldn't put a. damn lien on a million dollar house now. I got to go to court now he's suing me. what it's some [ __ ] so just a little. [ __ ] like that you learn along the way. you know uh I've had a few bumps but. there was only two bumps so far well.

it's an amazing accomplishment and when. you're in that house. you're gonna you're gonna really. appreciate it I do appreciate it it's an. amazing thing what I said is really true. like you're very inspirational what. you've done is very amazing you've got. an incredible accomplishment and coming. from your Beginnings to where you are. now you should be proud I am and I built. a whole house by myself with Tick Tock. that's amazing well Miss Pat I love you. to death is there anything else you want. to tell people about you got anything. coming up oh yeah I have a my first uh.

theater tour like I said earlier your. girl that made it go to. misspackcomedy.com to check it out get. tickets hey I'm coming everywhere and. third season of the Miss Pat show is. streaming now on BET plus y'all and just. like become a crack baby on Facebook. congratulations on everything and uh. we're gonna have fun tonight we're gonna. have fun tonight I'm excited I'm gonna. go put on a new wig I'm coming out to. the Mothership. [Music].

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