Joe Rogan Experience #1966 - Big Jay Oakerson & Ari Shaffir

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day and we're up yeah the next CM called. is the one that I still haven't watched. that documentary I've been watching this. doc I've got a bit about the place that. I used that I bought before I bought the. Mother Ship yeah cuz it's about a place. that was owned by a cult so I've been. watching the documentary on the cult. it's called holy hell it's so [ __ ].

[ __ ] crazy I've been watching it I've. watched it three or four times to try to. like find the angles for the bit because. the guy who ran it was a gay porn star. who was also a. hypnotist it's such a powerful. combination all he wore was Speedos and. eyeliner and this this dude ran this. cult for 20 [ __ ] years and they. kicked him out and sent him to Hawaii. and now he's he's running in Hawaii at. the end of the documentary the guy goes. to visit the guy in Hawaii now he's old. and [ __ ] up looking he's had a bunch. of plastic surgery like fake cheeks and.

his lips are done and everything he. looks like a monster and he's still got. these PE people falling around and open. the doors for him and he sits down and. he talks like a guru complete con artist. did they show you his porns oh yeah how. how was he oh yeah they just block out. where the dick is going in the ass he's. pounding this guy from behind and then. he's doing uh like a pushup he's doing. like a plank and this guy is underneath. him and he's holding on to the guy the. guy's holding on to his hips and he's. just mouth [ __ ] this guy wow while.

his while his legs are completely. suspended in the air oh he's just okay. doing workouts yeah he's basically doing. the workout so he's got like in a. push-up position like this and his leg. is both of his legs are up there like. that pointed and he's going like this. just humping this guy's mouth I mean the. guy and this is something that the cult. members had found out while he was you. know in there that's him but when see. when he got older he started looking. creepy you got to realize this guy. started this cult in 1981 he was an. extra Rosemary's Baby really yeah that.

was like his claim to F he just a bad. act he's got some Young Bucks with him. oh he had all Young Bucks and young. beautiful women too like that's how he. attracted the heterosexual men he had a. bunch of young beautiful women but he. told them never to have relationships. together and then he [ __ ] all the guys. the move with the Nexium guy did it's. you can get a really good cult going but. you're everyone's not going to get the. well even Charles Manson they always. made it out to these these young pretty. hippie girls when you see the pictures. they all pretty.

rough the mans ones yeah and then the. the Nexium cult it's the same thing it's. like they tell you all the people that. were involved and like except for like. one girl like most of them were pretty. like homely so you're like yeah I guess. if you're oh yeah if you're game if your. cult leader status is to bang a bunch of. like their okays well this is like head. shots after they've left the cult and. realized it was over that girl the the. the bottom left one yeah she's the. prettiest I recognize her but she's like. secretary yes she was like yes exactly.

she I think she got out of [ __ ] him. yeah because she would recruit the girls. and brand them that girl pretty that. girl's pretty that's uh whatam Mall's. daughter who she got involved too uh. she's not bad oh she's an actress she. was an actress in like those old like. falcan Crest type shows Falcon Crest oh. my God could you imagine being trapped. on one of those shows where you got to. get a paycheck every week and the. paycheck is. wonderful probably making like Grand a.

week so Oxenberg Catherine oxenberg's da. so you're not going to leave you're not. going to leave and you're like this. sucks I didn't get into acting to do. this but is it a good career if you're. like take a Lorenzo llamas M the guy is. like you know small parts in Greece and. stuff then he's on Falcon Crest is a. heartthrob for a while uh which is I. think Network that's a big Network then. he's Renegade for years probably his. most successful thing yeah that was like. a. Sy yeah that was a syndicated show. beautiful man oh he was gorgeous in his.

day beautiful man yeah yeah like what. does he look like now uh that's him up. there the great not bad not bad still. slinging dick 63 but major like to a. younger woman who goes by Nerdy blonde. onl okay that's new he already had like. a like a big girl like lady leave him. that he was with for a while he with. like a Playboy girl or something oh yeah. yeah I I remember seeing that like she. had a ton of plastic surgery and [ __ ]. right yeah Lorenzo llamas do you think. he ever like if he looked back at.

himself at 16 17 18 whatever when he's. looking forward if he's like that's my. career do you think he'd be happy with. that or go nah I want legit it would. really depend on how smart he is I've. never heard him talk you was what he did. with his money I guess right but also. like how smart is he like are you. stimulated there are you just happy to. get attention I bet he's just happy to. get attention maybe yeah yeah I think he. was more I think he was more pretty than. brilliant yeah maybe but you know saying. with the Nexium guy and like the. intelligence of them it's weird like. coffee cuz the different States in life.

like that guy made himself like very. wealthy uh in that cult the Nexium guy. oh he made himself Wealthy by sure yeah. cuz it's it's a Ponzi scheme on top of. the sex thing it was most first of all. it was a money thing first and foremost. it was sex was bonus it was one of those. schemes to do like um you know they'd be. like put uh like get five more people to. join and oh pyramid scheme pyramid. scheme for sure and then and then once. they were in and believed their life was. getting better from that he'd be like. hey girl there's a little side project I.

got going on called like you know [ __ ]. me when I tell you to oh interesting and. uh but where are they like getting. branded or something yeah no that's what. I'm saying it gets it gets greedy those. things always go down because you the. guy has too much power and he keeps. going over well it's not enough to just. be like hey I'm [ __ ] Three Chicks. dude it's it's Negan in The Walking Dead. you can [ __ ] Three Chicks and still you. want to bank the guy who worships you. his wife you want to see if you can get. his wife too and it's crazy yeah and. they always wind up doing it too they.

get it the guy has to comply they don't. know what to do like David Kesh like he. he had a deal where he could [ __ ]. everyone's wife and the people that get. out of it like sitting there and like. just seeing a guy just seeing I don't. know how they stay together like a guy. and his wife sitting on a couch while. the guy's hysterically crying like I. can't believe I sat in that room and. waited for him to [ __ ] you while I you. know I can believe it that they stay. together yeah yeah I can believe guys. like there's guys like that out there. they're like the girl can do anything. she could [ __ ] in his face no but they.

like what don't do that I don't do that. to you there's certain people and they. have to complain about it the whole time. there's always been humans like that. there's like a spectrum of humans. there's always been humans that you. could just kind of like push around do. anything to yeah well the one the other. one I just watched I said because this. guy had no status in life it was an. older guy who moved into his like his I. think it was his daughter his daughter. would always talk about how great her. dad was and he was super involved in. like Seal Team [ __ ] and with gorbachov.

and all these like past political. dealings but he's in jail now because. the government railroaded him this is. what she would tell all her dorm mates. or you know uh housemates in college but. he rules he's the best he comes out of. jail and she's like can he comes live. here with us for a while and then over. the course of the next few years like he. just turns his daughter's house of. friends into a sex scult with each joke. it's it's wild yeah I heard about that. one too. wow yeah well there's a lot of con men.

out there talking about before the. podcast there's a lot of con men out. there and con women there's a lot of con. artists do they con themselves or that. they think some part of them is doing a. good thing you think the Nexium guys. like I am teaching them like life skills. and building them up yeah I bet they. lied themselves there's a little bit of. that in there like with this guy what's. fascinating about this holy hell thing. in the beginning the cult was amazing. like it just as it got older the guy. started [ __ ] everybody started. [ __ ] all the men that's one of the. things that he did as he got old like.

heterosexual Men start [ __ ] them and. hypnotizing them and then on top of that. he started telling people to get plastic. surgery so he could see what it looked. like like he wanted to get like his. cheeks done so he had his followers get. the cheeks done what happened with him. is he was beautiful when he was young. yeah that's the guy who made the. documentary that's Will Allen he's the. guy who made it but if the guy yeah also. was a lot all the people were goodl. looking put the picture of him like up. there with his arms up in the air and. everyone's got their hands up that's him. older but still like ripped and jacked.

but when he was young in the beginning. of the documentary he was a beautiful. man you like perfect features and this. amazing body and he was a ballet dancer. and he put on this fake accent what. accent like he was um like he was a guru. like I am here to tell you you are just. life life is beautiful you know that. kind of [ __ ] you know I'm sure the guy I. he's a [ __ ] actor right do you think. right away he knows I can never get you. get out you're not going to be part of. my% and he just get the weakish if you.

stumbled in there first of all yeah oh. they take me he'd be like you're not our. type no you got to be Gooding I'll prove. it you're not that good looking I love. you you're not the best that's a good. point on gay island I would have a. trouble there there would be a problem. yeah and then guys like you or I or any. of us we'd be like what are you doing. wait a minute yeah come on what's going. on here how do you guys make money who's. making money where's the money going I. mean you have a question early on their. talent is finding people who are lost.

and don't ask questions exactly like I'm. sure the idea of like when tell me you. hear those things like where's the point. where you have to go hey wait wait wait. wait I don't that doesn't make sense to. me they all come from yoga classes M all. his guys his his people he would teach. yoga classes in LA and that's how find. you know you if you go to yoga I mean. there's a lot of people in yoga there's. a spectrum but there's a a certain. percentage of guaranteed lost people in. yoga classes CrossFit had that too when. I was doing CrossFit like how much they. and another thing that's why too it.

wasn't like buying into the they said. before I took CrossFit they were like. you know some people it's cultish dude. it's weird and I go I don't even what. that means I walk in and I do the thing. that's on the board it says to do at the. time I can do it and then I go home but. I then did realize after being there for. like a year I'm like these guys are. having barbecues every weekend and doing. and they really do they start hang and. then and then people the owner of the of. the CrossFit gym like there was two guys. who owned it both married guys I think. both of them started [ __ ] like girls.

in the class and like had at least one. of them did for sure and the family. broke up and he was very publicly with. this like much younger girl from CL was. wild there's going to be a segment of. the class that wants the approval of the. teacher oh like real bad this guy they. would call him the teacher wow he had. all these different well here's the. thing his name his name was haime Gomez. so he had to change it right away you. can't fly with that haime. Gomez fixes Toyotas yeah you know Hae.

Gomez is on the Canelo Alvarez undercard. he doesn't bring you the answers from. the universe that's him when he was. already older and looking creepy if you. go to like go to his name haime Gomez uh. Rosemary's Baby I don't think he called. him I think he called himself Michelle. by back then he he changed his name. three times four times okay so he. changes his name one that's him right. there like like look at that oh yeah. like beautiful man the white yeah that's. him in Rosemary's Baby so you know so.

hypnotic right just something about. people with beautiful features they can. talk more people into things right. Perfect Skin right so he this guy is. ripped he's walking around a speedo and. he's saying all these things that in the. beginning make everybody happy and he. does this this thing where he puts them. in a meditative State and he touches. their forehead and he tells them that. when he touches their forehead they're. going to experience orgasms and feel the. universe and these people have they. they're legitimately tripping balls. because it's the power of suggestion and. hypnos hypnotism so he's hypnotizing.

these people and then he's putting like. in the beginning of the call it's. amazing like no one seems to have a. problem in the beginning that's the. thing about these things when you watch. the beginning of wild wild country same. [ __ ] the beginning looks. amazing want join that's my friend Todd. said that to me he goes dude I want to. shut her off after episode SE great. let's get out there he's like I want to. go find them I want to I want to join it. looks like they're having a good time. cuz most people live these [ __ ]. miserable lives doing a job they don't.

like to do and if someone will tell you. like you've got a community we're all we. eat together we pray together they all. meditated together they all splashing. around the water it looks like they're. having a great [ __ ] time and but as. the guy gets older he gets creepier and. the cult awareness Network goes after. him so he has to leave La in the middle. of the night and he moves to Texas and. so he sets up shop in Texas how are they. not going to find him in Texas changed. his name again this is the night.

bro this is the '90s right starts the. cult in like ' 81 so in the early 9s. there's these weirdos splashing around. and Barton Springs holding hands with. this guy who wears speedos in an. eyeliner like what the [ __ ] and that's. where they got him so he changes his. name from Michelle to Andreas and so. Andreas he's now he's getting older he. starts getting weird and one of those. things he starts doing is [ __ ] with. his face he starts like shoving cheek. things in pulling things back and lips. he looks [ __ ] weird and and he just.

he's hanging on. to like his good looks and it throws. them off cuz it doesn't fly with his. message man your body is a vessel your. body is just a you are God we are all. God you know it's like but now all of a. sudden he's like getting facial surgery. and they're like huh and so then a guy. Le he was more gay than. leader that one out one out he realiz. like well I got to get the face fix girl. more gay than. he had to get the face done yeah it's a.

fascinating documentary man but uh I. love all those things I love when you. watch one of these things that one the. the um the dude who [ __ ] the whole. family in Utah oh yeah yeah that was. when you're watching you're just like. how do I not know about this dude I. think there's certain people that I mean. I think this is why Cults work I think. this is why some people become religious. zealots and suicide bombers there's. certain people that are just [ __ ]. really gullible man you can get them. well not one of the ever most of them.

when they're interviewed afterwards when. they're out they always say that same. what line of like I know what Cults were. and in fact when they would explain to. people what was going on they'd be like. I know what you're think this isn't a. cult it's just a bunch of people living. together dressing the same doing. whatever you know. like they explain a cult while they keep. telling you like it's no it's not that. we just all eat the we eat proteins in. the documentary they were saying well. they were joking around that everybody. thinks it's a cult and they're like well.

if we're in a cult at least we're in a. good. one and it was for a long time until one. guy leaves the cult and sends out a mass. email it's like hey man this guy's been. hypnotizing me and [ __ ] me for the. past 10 years really he found out he was. being hypnotized oh I mean he's doing. hypnotherapy on them W remember them in. States remember in Boston that. hypnotized Frank Santos yeah and we saw. ay a door guy pass out yeah he tried to. do the whole room and a door guy off to. the left was just gone and somebody. pointed out to him yeah that guy be.

would be that door guy would be like a. candidate yes yeah well when we used to. do stitches when Greg F Simmons and I. were coming up in Boston Frank Santos. was the [ __ ] man and we would all go. watch because it was a comedy hypnotism. show and he would put people under and. some people he couldn't put under some. people you just in front because you're. doing it it's not like you could get. hypnotized if you wanted to in a relaxed. setting I had it done once it's very. interesting and you my friend Vinnie. shoran he hypnotizes Fighters and he he. gets to like get to the root of like. whatever their conflict in their mind is.

and try to sort things out make them. perform better it's not what you're. thinking that's why I always don't. believe in it cuz it's not what I'm. they're not like you know when your eyes. are open like walk that way maybe not. you here's my concern maybe some people. you can do that too this is what I think. I think what what I experienced was like. a different state of mind it seemed like. I'm like wow this is like a drug like. I'm on a drug I mean this is very. strange but it was very pleasant and it. was very uh it was very I was present.

and pleasant it was like I was right. there and I was like looking at things. from a different angle it's almost like. I had removed some layers of uh clothing. that was like my conditioning in life I. got to look at things I'm like this is. very much like a psychedelic drug. someone described to me once or I heard. actually I think it was on Howard turn. also a hypnotist that came on that does. their thing said this is essentially in. a level hypnotizing if they're listening. to this while driving in a car and. they're just like not even thinking. they're just kind like but he said the.

it's still a state of hypnosis when. you're just kind of driving and not. thinking you're just like you're not. hitting cars you're not in danger of. crashing you're just like on this. complete autopilot yeah doesn't that. weird you out when you find yourself. doing that like what the [ __ ] yeah yeah. like I'm doing everything right I'm on. the right Road I'm in the right lane I'm. I forgot if the last three lights were. green how how I just baby dragon I just. zoning out while I'm driving you're like. those last lights were green right I'm. crazy it's so frustrating watching. people text and drive you watch them. weave into the like pull your [ __ ].

phone down when you drive see you can. see it ahead like that's a text for sure. 100% I always want to get pull up to him. just look at him texting look at him. texting look at him texting his [ __ ]. jackass you know what I do when they're. texting out a red light and they're. looking down I'll just like honk next to. them and so they just start going before. it's what look up well you don't have to. do that now with carplay carplay is the. [ __ ] I don't know if do yeah man I do it. all the time I take care of so much [ __ ]. when I'm on my way to work I could say.

text Big J go [ __ ] yourself bam and it. says go [ __ ] yourself send it and I go. yes send it send dude I don't know what. this the great in my car one time me and. Dan Soder were driving somewhere and we. I was like uh you know hey Siri or what. you got to say yeah and it was uh it was. like Hey Siri and uh it was like what. could what would you like me to do and. soda just goes suck my dick Jo and then. the car goes okay I have no idea why I.

went okay texting suck my dick to. Anthony cumia I was like oh that's. hilarious like I've never texted Anthony. kumy and ever all a hey suck my dick by. the way if you have um uh like a shitty. microphone in your car it'll it'll [ __ ]. off M does that when it's like call so. and so they're like calling this other. person you're like no no no stop stop. stop mine um you know I wear those. little airpods and uh sometimes I pick. up the wrong ones I have ones that I. have for the SAA and then ones for real.

world and the ones for the sauna they. get cooked they go bad yeah they go bad. so like the microphone's bad I'm talking. to people they like where the [ __ ] are. you I'm like all right this mic's bad. it's cooked it's over like get sweat in. it and [ __ ] and it gets [ __ ] up but. they still play music like you can still. listen to audio books on them they never. That Never Dies but the microphone. microphone's gone and so if I do that. like Hey Siri call Ari shafir it's like. you know texting GRE yeah it doesn't. know what the [ __ ] you're saying and. snaer play a book for you I like it.

it'll just keep guessing wrong though it. never goes I don't get it I don't. understand what are you saying one day. it's going to talk to you like hey Jay. is that really what you want to say to. your friend why do you reconsider it. about this suck my dick. reallyy are you ready to burn that. bridge do you think perhaps that Anthony. kumia is gay and are you gay is that. what you're trying to say can I get some. context it's more about you than him. what if what if you opt in for AI to. give you advice like what if you would.

be interesting yeah like what if you opt. in for that like high high mathematical. probability advice yeah yeah if you opt. in so if you say uh text Anthony kumia. suck my dick and it's like big J what. are we. doing I need some context here first are. you saying suck Mike dick because that's. what you would like him to do and are. you gay or are you being. insulting possibly homophobic classic. projection is this what you want want do. you really want to put that energy out.

there in the world I The Voice AI is. going to be a problem does it sound like. that's going to be CU we we made that. joke when when Soder left the bonfire. like uh they gave us that program they. go look and you just type whatever and. soder's voice will say any. [ __ ] it's crazy there's full podcasts. of me having podcast with people that I. never talked to like Steve Jobs there's. like a whole conversation with me and. Steve Jobs apparently the people just. did on AI I think they did it all on AI.

they can do anything now it's over like. it's over like any idea of what is or is. not the truth yeah it's going to become. a real problem do we have a date on it. because I feel like I heard about it one. day chat GPS and I was like just keeps. going I mean it's four right now it's. going to get to five and it's going to. what level yeah it's like different. levels of it like early VR versus now is. like miles different nobody's get. nauseous anymore [ __ ] I just had a. question I can't remember what it was I. feel like what were we just talking. about it hasn't changed as much CBT. going forward yeah no making decisions.

for you or giving suggestions I'm not. going to remember but it has uh. something to do with it the voice God. podcast it looked like you oh yeah using. voice oh no this is what it was that. [ __ ] Tick Tock ban like what is this. actual law oh that bill has nothing to. do with Tik Tok yeah yeah has nothing to. do with Tik Tok it's it's all about. having power to restrict access to like. what's the deal with ti. like a [ __ ] evil well first of all.

they nailed it Adam Curry doesn't think. they are Adam Curry's perspective when I. talked to him and Adam Curry's brilliant. yeah he said he thinks that they're. eating Tech in America's lunch and. they're trying to block block them out. because it's a chinese-owned company and. because they're saying that China's. scooping up all the data guess what he. he goes that's exactly what these other. companies are doing too they're all. scooping up your data the idea that your. data is going to China is a problem do. mean it go to China it's because China. is represents competition and they. developed an app that's the most.

addictive app ever sure that's just Adam. Curry Adam Curry MTV original VJ yeah. that guy a huge Tech guy you know he's. the [ __ ] original podcaster he's the. Pod father he's number one it's w yeah. he's a couple things he was like ground. level on well he's super like deep in on. the internet man like and so yeah it. seems the same seems just an app that. they're making money off ads but I will. say what's I've never seen before cuz. Christine my girlfriend is like a she's. on a Non-Stop and I really like she. stops herself now but but the fact that. you're in a position where you have to.

stop yourself and like she wait she. can't wait for me to go to the bathroom. whatever so she can just start seeing. more of them and I I'm genuinely afraid. to try but but I almost like almost like. the same way I want to try crack once. like see what all the hubbubs about I. want to go on and be like is it going. I'm not into watching bite-sized videos. over my thing what it does is it finds. what you're into and one one of the ways. I know that is my 12-year-old and my. 14-year-old have [ __ ] completely. different feet. they talk about it like my 12-year-old.

is into like weird facts and strange. things she all kinds of stuff that the. 14-year-old's not into the 14-year-olds. into like dress up videos it's like. they're all people are in a different. [ __ ] and that's what it'll find your. thing it's like really good at that but. it's also like super invasive but then. the question is how much do we know. other than what we found out from. Twitter how much do we know about like. what these other companies are doing. like you when you just sign up for. someone's app and then like how about. when you're talking about something and. then you see a Google app for it like.

what happened there yeah we all know by. now what the [ __ ] you can turn that off. you can turn that that's actually a. function if you go into like Facebook on. your phone you can all of them you put. turn microphone off it's an option so it. doesn't do that if you turn the. microphone off though the app doesn't do. almost anything it's just annoying it. makes you almost keep it on that's the. only reason I have it on but it hobbles. it yeah it hobbles it so it can listen. to you constantly that's too far. following shopping habits or something. it's like maybe that's way too far what.

about like an Alexa helps you solve a. crime cuz it like was recording or. something I hate that if we didn't know. if you know if like this whole uh thing. with Edward Snowden didn't come down we. we would and that was a long time ago if. you really stop and think about it we. would have no [ __ ] idea that there. was a a government fullscale. surveillance program that was on the. American people like on everybody yeah. like they could spy on anybody they. don't have to have warrants anymore.

they're just they can do whatever they. want they could get all your emails all. your voicemails like that is wild [ __ ]. and we found out about it because a guy. told everybody and then had to hide in. Russia damn CRA CLE AI scrapped 30. billion images from Facebook and other. social media sites and gave them to Cops. oh my God puts into a Perpetual police. lineup oh so no more of that they're not. in the system they're not in the system. look at that 30 billion images from. Facebook and social media sites and gave.

them to police so now they have your. name and your face so if you have a fake. ID if you you know you get pulled over. they know exactly who you are and they. can run that through some [ __ ]. computer that has a. database social media everything you've. ever done that's so much deeper than DNA. evidence because they would say that you. know if someone didn't have their DNA in. like the you couldn't find some it was. their first time like crime and they. weren't now you could be like did shovel. recently J you're in the system if you.

have a phone what is this Tik Tok law. because people are freaking out about it. and people are telling me that I have to. look into it confusion is calling it the. Tik Tok law for to begin the restrict. act Tik Tok is not listed in there at. all right I'm sorry but it's you know. that's like uh the don't say gay build. never really says don't say gay in any. of it yeah that was a misleading one. it's very misleading but that's also. kind of how it's being sold to people as. like this is what's going to stop the. bad Tik Tok stuff but it's like hey Tik. Tok is not mentioned in here so won't do. that at all so what does it say so this.

is what instead of like just going after. T Tik Tok they're making this. sweeping act the restrict Act is is. described as a systematic framework for. addressing Technology based threats to. the security and safety of Americans. that sounds ominous it grants the. Secretary of Commerce the authority to. review trans transactions by certain. foreign entities who offer information. and Communications Technologies product. s and services in order to identify.

investigate and mitigate undo and. unacceptable risks to the National. Security of the United States or its. citizens this is this includes but not. limited to impact the country's critical. infrastructure and digital economy. sabotage or subversion of icts in the. United States boy that could be. interpreted a lot of ways interference. and manipulation of federal elections. which could mean you're just skeptical.

or you're gullible and you bought into. some conspiracy theories and you're. talking about them and instead of just. being able to just talk like a nonsense. person you you get. jacked yes like subverting the Press. undermining the Democratic process to. steer policy and Regulatory decisions in. favor of the Strategic objectives of a. foreign adversary to the detriment of. the National Security of the United. States like man this is all so open to. inter. interpretation like think of those.

things impact the country's critical. infrastructure and digital economy. that's easy to do you can impact it what. what if you impacted it in a positive. way like what are you saying impact it. the digital economy like how do they. what what what have you done do you. promote a certain coin and it blows up. then you just impacted using. eBay yeah I mean if you if someone like. think about like these Bitcoin guys like. if if uh Elon posts a doge coin uh image.

immediately Dogecoin goes up right. doesn't that impact the digital economy. so what does that mean yeah I don't so. what if what if he says the crypto is. [ __ ] cuz he believes it well doesn't. that impact the digital economy yeah. they could arrest it and are they. talking about the digital economy that. exists now or are they talking about a. centralized digital currency was is. which is what China does is that what. they're saying are they saying that Elon. Musk it would be illegal for him to. don't the problem is the way that's I. mean obviously I'm not a lawyer but the.

way that's written scroll back down so I. could read that the way that's written. yeah impact to the country's critical. infrastructure and digital economy end. digital economy is included in there. like what does that. mean I don't know never made money. digitally I don't know but look at this. so this thing information Communications. Technologies products or Services right. so this is this is IC TS sabotage or.

subversion of icts in the United States. what's icts again so it's information. Communications Technologies products or. Services all right okay so in order to. identify investigate and mitigate undo. an unacceptable risk to the National. Security of the United States so if you. did something that so subversion so. imagine if you said I think these people. are full of [ __ ] and I think you know. what they're trying to do is gain. control of the United States and I think. we should resist that that would fall.

and they're selling it as Tik Tok is. doing this Tik Tok is diverting our. elections or they not even selling it. that they're not even selling it that. way they're not even selling it that way. selling it these these countries are the. foreign adversaries that may do bad. stuff so they're like it's a risk that. they're going to do something bad with. this yeah like they've listed using a. VPN as a way to subvert that which would. be illegal and you get a gigantic fine. maybe 20 years in prison what a VPN here. how do you steal how do you Ste criminal.

imagine criminalize. VPN I'm always you should get a VPN. potentially criminalizing the use of a. VPN service or SID loading to access. Services blocked from doing business in. the United States under the ACT due to. the text stating that no person may. cause or Aid a bet counsil command. induce procure permit or approve of the. doing of any act that violates the order. ERS issued under the ACT what that's so.

confusing bro they're trying to gain. more power this is creepy this is not. good and I just got to hope that people. wise up and don't pass this does it seem. like this is something they're they're. passing uh I don't know that it's gotten. that far I know it's been proposed you. think there's an order to it where it's. like first we build uh China as going. after Hong Kong and Taiwan now we see. them as the enemy now a business. associated with them we can get rid of. that now yeah I don't know man I I mean. the problem is Tik Tok zombifies people. so like if you take it away they're.

going to revolt yeah they want I don't. think you have to take it away um but I. think that act has nothing to do with. Tik Tok if if people have like. legitimate concerns that people are. abusing and overusing Tik Tok that's a. conversation people should have sure but. if this this is not that it's not. because of that it's not because. everyone's using it too much this about. what they're getting when you use it all. that stuff seems very vague to me. obviously I'm an idiot but all that. stuff seems very.

areed. asiss whatever [ __ ] the the wording was. like what the [ __ ] is like you're. covering all the bases it seems like. it's so open to interpretation now. imagine if something like that existed. during the pandemic yeah in the. beginning of pandemic where people go. you know I don't know if these [ __ ]. masks work you know you would. immediately get that's against the. public health that's against that that's. right that's. now we know they don't work so then it.

was uh we think that you can still get. sick even if you get vaccinated that. immediately you would have get banned. from things this was in place well this. guy got the meme guy got found guilty. for posting memes I don't know the exact. details of his cour he got found guilty. yeah they found him guilty which and. what what does that mean you know the. mes guy he it was a very subtle parody. of Hillary Clinton he was like trying to. say uh with this thing like to Hiller. voted they could just stay home and Text. Your vote into this number wasn't that.

it oh something like that yeah parody. but they took it seriously or somebody. said can you believe this is happening. they found the dude who did it and they. [ __ ] arrested him tweeted that out. avoid the line vot avoid the line vote. from home text Hillary to. 59925 vote for Hillary and be a part of. History amazing I mean amazing. amazing he was convicted today by a. federal jury in Brooklyn of charge of. conspiracy against the rights it's. context you took away the context of the. of the.

pting if you believe that was true don't. vote anyway man you you shouldn't get a. vote you shouldn't be able to vote if. you can't get if you get duped by that. yeah was there nice why anybody wait. we're worried about old people right. yeah but at a certain point in time. should you really still be voting they. should if you can't drive without. murdering a bunch of people at a fair. you cannot vote there's this recent. conversation that Biden had with Don. Lemon yeah have you seen it no there's.

this recent conversation where he's like. he ask him if he's been vacinated it's. it's very. strange he now I don't know again I. don't know if this is real here's the. problem I didn't watch it when it came. out and with AI now you don't know if. it's real anymore you don't know what. the [ __ ] is real I love it I love the. idea that we're not going to believe. anything in pictures it's only going to. be real life this is like a video of. Biden like stammering like he can't find. what he's talking about and he's kind of. drifting and talking about different. things and none of it makes any sense to.

anybody how long goes it from no it. works yeah that's it you you got the. vaccination yeah are are you okay I mean. you see no it works or you you know or. or or or the mom and dad or or or or or. or or the neighbor or when you go to. church or when you're no I I I I really. mean it there are trust it in a walker. think of the people if if your kid. wanted to find out whether or not there. were there's a man on the moon or.

whatever you know something or you know. whether those aliens are here or not you. know who are the people they talked to. beyond the kids who love talking about. it I do feel sympathy I feels like when. I smoke too much pop before a show and. and I go on a tangent in the middle of a. joke and don't know where I'm going oh. yeah are how he. sounds those are fun and yeah and I'm. not saying no uh listen for real though. but um you were there what was that that. I don't know like at that point in time. should you still be voting yeah like if.

it wasn't the president I mean if you. can show like should we I don't want to. restrict anybody's right to vote right. nobody does yeah but if you're like some. [ __ ] crazy crackpot queueing on. person and you got an uncle that can't. read anymore and you take him in there. vote we're going to Mar retailer green. you know you like start writing things. in and like also how about a voting exit. if you could you can't vote till you're. 18 maybe you have to stop when you're. like. yeah these AR going these laws aren't. going to affect you they're going to.

affect us yeah I mean stop stop being in. line yeah everyday's a gift [ __ ] just. live it out yeah the video was edited. just a little bit apparently oh all you. oh how much was it edited trying to find. out that's all you need you can't. believe any of it amazing though that's. amazing looks so seamless yeah he was. telling he went into a story he was. answering his question but then he went. into a story and they took out that part. I guess oh what [ __ ] make him look. rambling he fumers around plenty though. he p around plenty at some point let's. say you have a dad in a family who's.

leading it then he becomes a little. older and he starts going scile at some. point all the kids are like we don't. have to listen to him anymore right yeah. you got to take care of them now yeah. now it's like we got to take care of dad. or else he you know drives a lawn mower. on the highway you know you have to take. care of dad the other chick take I have. friends that have dads that are. compromised it's a real problem it's. it's like they you can't leave them. alone they don't know where they're. going they'll just get in the car and. drive they'll you know they'll go. someplace and forget how to get home. they don't want to give up the keys well. they don't want to they don't want to.

stop living their life and then. sometimes you have to you know put them. in a place where there's going to be. medical supervisors watching over them. because they they don't know what's. going on how awful is it like horrible. Bruce Willis oh my like knows it's. coming he's not even there yet it's like. yeah it's. like it's incurable what he's got he's. pretty [ __ ] up he's got something. called Aphasia and then there's also. like some other diagnosis that he got. recently like some form of dementia no. yeah some neurodegenerative Bruce.

[ __ ] yeah it's like it won't get. better and he's aware that over the next. like probably year I guess or so it's. he's going to become like not aware of. what's going on around God what causes. that you know it's something with a what. would you do would you just go into. senility or would you like handle it I. would try mushrooms yeah cuz you know. the. neurodegenerative process of like any. kind of a disease like that I would. imagine when you talk about what is the. there's a a thing that mushrooms can do. chur paway Lion's man and um golden.

teaches and um and cbin they apparently. can help to grow neurons which is which. is very very unusual there's something. about it psychedelic drugs actually help. neurons in the brain Sprout new. dentrites which which look like branches. on a tree to increase communication. between cells these drugs can increase. neural outgrowth they can increase the. branching of neuron they can increase. your synapses so I would imagine if it.

can do that that there's probably some. benefit if someone's got something wrong. with their mind and it seems like it's. feeding the mind maybe try yeah it's. worth a try may as well dude that's the. the greatest theory of all time is. Terence McKenna's stoned ape theory that. just evolved them you think that's. that's how people became people that we. were primates and we stumbled upon. mushrooms we started eating them and. then we became better Hunters we got. smart hard if it does that doesn't that. make sense if you're just if you're a.

mus if you're a monkey and you're eating. mushrooms all the time you probably like. figure out things I like to imagine it. happen instantly where the mushrooms the. monkeys eat it you know and then just. suddenly like what whoa you just got. back like yeah what the [ __ ] there's a. video although no one I know who takesa. he made a video nobody know who R tons. and tons of mushrooms though seems like. they're like evolving yeah true I know. that's a very good point their fashion. stops changing. like no dude I'm above you I you got to.

help do you know what you have it. already oh that's. it yeah some of them no that's very good. like of you Joe that's not it I'm gonna. I'll find it I'm sorry Jamie I'll find. it Talk Amongst yourselves uh well we. got Big Jay special coming out right now. oh [ __ ] dog belly coming out right now. how excited are you Jay I'm so excited. Ari came in and showed me everything I. would have never known how to do at all. in special. making uh I thought that's the funniest.

one I tell people is that uh when Ari. was like I'll help you I was like all. right so I guess now we start the. process of hiring the first of what 50. people we have to hire you have zero. clue you just got to hire a producer. find he's like how do you find a. lighting guy I'm like no we don't. someone else do I have to go to a boom. microphone store interview. them um yeah but yeah Ari walked me. through I so yeah I'm pumped man this is. uh when was your last one hold on we'll. talk about no that's not it that's not.

it God damn it this is crazy I have so. many videos on my phone I'm such an. idiot oh I found it I found it I found. it here it goes here it goes Bob cesa I. uh actually had him make this back in. like man I want to say like the '90s it. might have been like 2000 or something. like that or 200 a chimp instantly. changing did you get it um it's a uh. it's the stone Dae Theory like Go full.

screen is it's made a long time. [Music]. ago oh [ __ ]. [Music]. [Applause]. my name is Steve.

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cool okay I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up that's. not Bob cesa that's not the one he made. for me that's a different one but that. one's awesome there's who did that can. you find out who made that possible it's. because that was on Comedy Central it's. funny that's on Comedy Central and then. the video underneath of it said like go. why the stone ape theory is bad such a. funny like it was on Comedy Central. first of all like Relax The Bob Tesa one. now I'm remember was different it like. aliens and laser beams people yeah do.

you remember that one no this one was. well that was dope as [ __ ] that was not. the one that I had anything to do with. that that but that's Terence McKenna's. theory he thinks that they just started. eating mushrooms and figuring things out. it's F it's backed by climate science. because that was at the time there's a. giant jump in human brain size over a. period of like two million years the. human brain doubles which is bananas. apparently and so what it coincides with. tank tank Trip Tank Trip Tank Stone Dae.

Theory but is that just the website that. has it hosted yeah I mean there was a. show on uh oh that was the show called. Trip Tank that [ __ ] thing's awesome. but um so he thinks that this this time. this period of 2 million years it. coincides with these rainforests. receding in the grasslands and so the. food sources change because then these. cows [ __ ] in the grass and then. they're looking for different things to. eat and they flip over Cow Patties and. find like bugs.

they ate mushrooms they tried them and. when they ate them they realized it. makes them see better it increases. visual Acuity and low Doses and it also. makes you horny it makes you like it it. produces. synesthesia which is uh like it helps. cultivate language there's like Dennis. McKenna has the best descriptive of it. because he's you know he's terrence's. brother who's like this legit scientist. is a genius and the way he breaks it. down he talks about the way psilocybin. interacts with the brain is really. perfectly aligned with something that.

would make the brain grow if primates. just kept eating it and and evolved into. what we are now like we might be a. combination of like animal and. mushroom I say that from another planet. J you can't eat them I can't that's what. I was going to say they're so for so. you're saying all these beautiful things. it does it makes your brain grow it's. the connective tissue of language and if. I eat them there's just grow like the. texture and taste nothing to do with all. the magic. get candies get some no I will that's. what I'll do like generally but like it.

is funny like eating them actually I'll. throw them right back up on pure text. nothing to do with the poison in them or. anything yeah get it's dusty like I like. them I good taste they're good taste. they chicken gristle in my mouth I go. gag over a trash can for five minutes I. like the the just the straight mushroom. cuz you know what you're getting too. you're not [ __ ] around with some. ground up pills it's some hippie made. get out of that's why I never understand. like edibles yeah what was it 0.1 or one. I had a bit about that someone made like.

a batch of like you know weed brownies. or something you go well what if all the. weeds and how do you [ __ ] possibly. know that yeah they don't each one's 30. grand you had a bit the 1X 2x 3x days. yeah yeah because I had a bit about the. gummy bear when the guy told me take. just the leg I go what I'm like why the. [ __ ] are you selling Whole Bears it so. ridiculous they were so strong you. remember those gummies gommies oros bro. they were. they were so strong but that's what I'm. saying if you just took is there.

possibly no weed in the arm no no no no. no no they they those guys they had it. down those guys just were trying to kill. you dude I gave my brother I gave my. brother one he wasn't like from illegal. place and he came to meet me one day and. I gave him like he's like get me I'm. like this one dude so the next day the. whole families two different families. are coming over for like Passover or. something and the next day he's like hey. did you take that gummy back and I'm. like no he goes oh [ __ ] I can't find it. I'm like dude there's like eight. seven-year-olds in this house you have. to find that gummy right now it's really.

dangerous holy [ __ ] one of the kids had. it he was hiding it oh my God. he imagine if he just ate it than God a. little hoarder yeah that's amazing what. we that's a nice way of call us juw I've. never gotten the kind of high from like. Edibles or weed though that's like. edenic almost no I mean like do you. remember when you gave Ralph uh Sutton. my co-host on SDR show and he's Lewis's. co- owner of Gest digital uh Ral he took. one of the Stars oh stars of death that.

you gave him and and he went home and. was like but the description of. something where he was like I felt like. I was on a reality show I thought there. were cameras watching me and I'm like. from [ __ ] weed you ever see the video. when Joey Diaz doses Owen Benjamin on. the show with it Owen loses it dude it. was epic yeah Joe Joe made a video like. I cracked. them is that with cinnamon in the woods. I don't know maybe maybe those are. strong doses Joey look there's a real.

thing with that you know Alex Baron. wrote a book called tell your children. and it's all about instances of uh. psychotic breaks and schizophrenic. breaks from people that are heavy. marijuana users there's there's like a. something that happens to some people. where maybe they have a tendency to. schizophrenia or maybe a tendency yeah. genetic a high dose of weed just pushes. them over the edge and I've seen it. happen I know people that have lost. their [ __ ] they're not the same guy.

they're not coming back they're not. coming back yeah because most of them. they keep smoking it too I know one guy. who came back one guy came back one guy. was like helicopters watching me the. FBI's on my I'm like dude you're a. [ __ ] middle act like what are you. talking about but he came back he came. back he just stopped smoking weed for a. long time and he was one day like wow. that was pretty crazy [ __ ] give any more. details but it was uh he's all right um. but I know I know another guy who came. back too you ever talked to Shane Moss. about his like that's what I was that's.

who I was uh think 30 days he did what. every day mushrooms okay and then he. like covered himself with some mud that. wouldn't let the mushrooms breathe out. of him and he went to another place yeah. I saw him way later and he was like dude. I know this sounds crazy but. mathematicians are coming up to me. telling me I that I figured it out I. know I realistically I know but but I'm. telling you these mathematicians are. telling me I have all the answers oh boy. yeah it was wild he's back now but like.

talking to somebody who's disconnected. is odd it's also trying like it's very. like it's funny for a sec not funny but. it's almost like amusing for a second. how like out of it they are and then. it's terrifying that could happen to. someone's brain didn't huberman just. post something someone told me that oh. Tulsi gabber told me this huberman just. posted something about marijuana in uh. high doses with with kids is leading to. uh an alarming number of like uh mental.

illness problems really I can see that. they're not done developing yeah I don't. remember what what he wrote I I didn't. read it I was just I had a couple of. cocktails and listening to a. conversation yeah did you guys smoke or. or do whatever when you were like still. growing no I didn't you didn't for sure. right I did not I mean I did I had a. couple of I like over the from age you. know from teenage years to 30 years old. are probably small pot five times no but. I mean like 12 to 17 nothing no I didn't.

do anything yeah me neither that that. was the years that I was uh martial arts. so I very rarely did anything I mean if. I had a beer I felt guilty I gu my dad. smoked pot and I thought that's why he. didn't show up a lot so and so I didn't. smoke pots while I was in my 20s and. then drinking I just uh I had one of. those like tried a sip young and thought. it was so gross that I was like I. couldn't imagine yeah and then also when. you're young. you watch people get drunk and it's like. that rookie drunk where I'm like I'd.

rather not be that guy at the party. right right we got to start teaching our. kids how to drink right it's an. embarrassment every time well it's a. it's a thing you do when you make things. prohibitive yeah you prohibit them it's. like Catholic school girls when we were. kids they were always the girls that. like wanted to get with guys the. quickest they were just trapped in this. world of all girls wearing skirts no. guys around them and they got out of. there they're like maniacs like. everybody knows like that kind of. suppression doesn't work on people. people don't like. biggest [ __ ] that come from that core. group of people I wouldn't say it like.

that I would say those young ladies are. hungry for the. [ __ ] that you know there's that the. world gold stars are from that group. have you ever seen the drinking that the. I think it's the websites called uh. Texas street fights oh wow and it's just. essentially uh it's always on World Star. Hip Hop too six street is just chalk. full of gigantic women fighting until. they're fat. oh my God Guns come out it's so oh my. God and it seems like all the cops do is.

go in and like from a distance like. pepper spray the group so it's just. these women fighting and ass cheeks out. and then and then you see like this. spray of like piss coming. in girl fights look at the rest just. eating just wanted to eat their oh my. God oh my God oh Jesus Christ I don't. want to watch this man these are really. good cameras you should you have to walk. outside once in a while it's happening. is that six streak it's wild front over. by the um I don't like stre by the.

highway I don't I should like your head. hits the pavement it's not fair I like. the idea of them and then it's very. quickly like a reality check where you. go someone could get [ __ ] up yeah. really [ __ ] up man it's super. dangerous it's so dumb like but. entertain booze it's always booze it's. definitely Coke too yeah coke coke. starts that [ __ ] let not discount Coke. yeah it's just [ __ ] so dumb but. people just when I was here uh it was. from moon tower last time we were at. that Burger PL pet teres waiting in line.

and they're like that's particularly the. outside of that place this like a late. night spot that it's just always drama. going on and there was like preppy white. dudes in some kind of an argument with. latino. girls the girls boyfriends were almost. telling like the Hispanic guys were. almost like stop it's like leave it. alone whatever the problem is yeah the. dudes were kind of just over it like who. cares and the lady just kept cursing out. this like tall nerdy kid and then then.

she went over and he was just like all. right like beat you like shut up like. enough already and she took her phone. and I mean hit him I've never seen. something like this happen before it was. uh she hit him right across the forehead. and he was kind of like it didn't seem. like it hurt him that much at first he. was like whoa hey and then you just saw. the line the blood like form yeah runs. down you're like yo she split them wow. hard and they drag it and then but this. what's aming this is Texas dude which I. love while that's happening we're like.

oh [ __ ] like number 68 with a Oreo. milkshake Oreo shake they see it every. weekend dude having a girl like that in. your life can get you killed I uh dude. my ex-wife one of our early you put in. jail for killing somebody like one of. those guys yeah we went we went outside. me and list and caner were out there and. we saw a guy like holding a purse and a. girl trying to wrestle it from him oh my. God and then can's like we got go and. say something and so we went out there. we're like ma'am are you all right she. goes mind your [ __ ] business and then.

and then can's like dude she's going to. get you killed and then we just walk. back who who said you should do that I. stay unless it gets violent unless it. gets violent I won't I'm not doing [ __ ]. are this the screaming and arguing. because it's always because they'll go. after you that's what cops always say. Almost 100% of the time 100% the time. almost anytime you've I've yeah to be. that guy I I don't think I've done it. but I've definitely watched it like. backfire quick it's [ __ ] D like you. like hey dude I think the lady wants to.

be left alone and she's like [ __ ] off. but that's what cops say cops say when. they show up sometimes the women will. attack them we're fighting get out of. here yeah it's [ __ ]. scary I was just I was just wearing them. out I was getting ready to take the late. rounds people lose their [ __ ] minds. when they fight with each other like the. cops always say that the scariest thing. is going to a domestic case yeah oh yeah. I'm sure it's. the most emotion yeah both of them are. [ __ ] drunk someone's got a gun guy.

runs in the other room you don't know. what the [ __ ] to do you're a cop you're. standing there the guy comes out with. the gun oh Jesus [ __ ] Christ do you. shoot him like what are you doing here I. think the fear of that situation cuz. he's so enraged cuz of his [ __ ] wife. oh my God and you're a cop you got to. [ __ ] assess this like instantaneously. what the [ __ ] you know you get some. information from the phone yeah right on. the way in the the office tells you but. once you get there like [ __ ] I'd lay. everybody on the floor instantly every.

time no matter what get on your [ __ ]. face get on your [ __ ] face right now. that's the isan clear every room and. then be like all right now let's talk SE. sty yep exactly take no. chances well do you kill a lot more. people that way by doing that yeah for. sure because people would definitely. like some people can calm people down. some people can calm people down I'm not. that good but some people you can't calm. down some people like you can get into. some guys on PCP and then [ __ ]. on they don't give a [ __ ] you're going. Cal well some people also want to die.

there's that and like they want to die. by cop that's a real thing too suicide. by cop yeah it's a real thing it's Grand. yeah they give it to him too yeah. they're like they give it to him I mean. and for the cop the cop's got to deal. with. that I know it's funny when uh man I. forget what it was I was watching years. ago was a guy that was trying to do that. suicide by cop and they had uh it was. were like it was in America they had a. sniper guy Jesus Christ like a a roof.

like a like a rooftop away across the. street or something and he was. describing like when the guy was holding. the gun and he kept like he just noticed. he mimicked the motion more than once. like kind of naturally he kept doing the. same thing with the gun and like the. fourth time he raised the gun up it he. shoots the gun out of his hand and then. the guy just goes and like lays down. pretty wild w oh I saw that I remember. that insane. cuz his fa he wanted to die and his but. when that guy shut out of his hands he.

just realized hell he's like holy [ __ ]. what the [ __ ] just happened yeah you. don't even know what you're asking for. that kind of a skill is what a shot. that's crazy he's like I may as well. just try it yeah yeah there it is oh. that guy's prone too nice oh jeez he. shot it right out of his [ __ ] hand. what the Mikey mckernan he looks like. shot it right out of his hand that's. that guy so lucky has fingers he's lucky. in every way shape and that guy should. play the lottery right after that right. you're a lucky [ __ ] you should be dead.

you shouldn't have any fingers if it was. Dog the Bounty Hunter arresting him he. would have let him get some lottery. tickets on his do stop on the way. home he would hold their cigarette for. them while they smoke like handcuffed oh. would he really talk to him about God he. let him look at his wife's big fat. titties big fat ones rest in peace those. big fat titties oh she's dead yeah I. think he's already moved on to another. chick what do you want him to do wait. now she Dog The Bounty she was awesome. though first of all she was awesome how.

old is that guy how old's dog probably. close to 70 yeah I mean guess it's a. hard life you're [ __ ] banging on. doors getting fugitives every day is a. risk I can't believe for the let's say. class of people they were that there's. not a not there's not a loose picture of. Beth Chapman's titties in the world at. all can't the dude's 70 look at his hair. with the glasses what an amazing picture. he never lost that [ __ ] hair that is. such an American.

person oh my Lord Dog the Bounty Hunter. might be the most American guy that's. ever lived look at the gold chain. hanging from his neck the. Oakley the bleach blonde long ass. beautiful hair for an old dude for an. old dude I mean he's got some rocker. hair from the 80s red skin he's got some. poison hair look at his skin leather Ley. [ __ ] your sunscreen dog bounty hunters. never don't touch no sunre sunscreen. it's got chemicals in it taking sun in.

the mug what was the recent crime that. he jumped in on put his name out there. was it the yeah yeah what happened was. the potito he looking for the kid and. who killed uh Missing in Florida with. the girlfriend oh yeah yeah the guy they. the van life the van life couple they. want to Yeah by killed her and killed. himself but they just show news and it's. just Dog the Bounty Hunter knocking on. doors with a piece of paper like have. you seen he just went solo boots to the. ground I'm in America somewhere like the.

cameras conveniently knowing where he. was we'll find out what the odds that. they know where he is just exactly in. the middle of a city just knocking on. doors go do you know this guy goes yeah. everyone does he's on the. [Laughter]. news yeah that that was a scary case. they which one was that they got pulled. over by the cops yeah and they they had. been in some sort of a domestic squabble. again domestic fights right squabble is. a great and uh some I don't know what.

the details were of it but the cops let. them go well in the rarest of situations. and then they did what in I'm saying but. in the rarest of situations they I don't. I don't think this happens a lot but the. girl was crying and telling her story. and then the guy was telling his side of. the story like behind the cops and the. cops were definitely like more on his. world of like it's chicks right I mean. we're in small spaces you know how they. act and yeah sure I mean they're not I. don't want to sandbag the cops and say. but they just like for whatever's going.

she was hyper emotional and screaming. and crying and he was like kind of like. just bickering about whatever you know. this this and then they just they let. him go and then what they do probably a. sociopath right yeah yeah he probably. figured out how to con the cops and to. be that killed her he killed her right. after he killed her and either he killed. himself it's it's hard to know because I. think like the alligators got to him oh. [ __ ] I think I think when they found his. body he had been consumed oh yeah he was.

all I think some things had consumed him. it might be pigs too there's a lot of. wild pigs out there but the pigs will. eat everything they'll eat they'll eat. your bones man they'll eat everything if. you leave a body where pigs are that's. the thing about psych snatch on Tony. killed Tony yesterday we asked him if. that was a good way to kill uh people he. said the remains were described as. skeletal were confirmed using dental. records that's a different one no that's. the guy that's the guyy that's the Brian. laundry W that's the guy so he was.

consumed so it it probably wasn't pigs. it was probably rats he Gators would. swallow you ho yeah good point he was. found dare I say through no help of Dog. the Bounty Hunter yeah remember when. they couldn't find him there was a. national man hunt on for him yeah and he. was just out in the woods or or not the. woods the Everglades are so crazy do you. know the Everglades 99% of all the. mammals are missing really 99%. yeah dude I went you know how when. you're driving on the highway you'll. stop like there's a green belt or some.

hike or something so I did that at a. rest up in Florida though driving across. the state and to go into the woods you. have to open up a giant gate that's like. 20 feet high then a barrier like the. Berlin wall that another 20 foot high. fence and you go in and there's a like a. path and a sign and it said like don't. do this alone there's [ __ ] Panthers. everywhere Jesus so you have to be with. somebody and then I just turn around and. left so they're they're probably. thriving but they need stuff to eat and. the problem is everything's been killed.

by pythons pythons there's a half a. million. pythons that are in the Everglades right. now and there's also people spotted Nile. crocodiles they don't think the N. crocodiles are are a breeding pair they. think somebody might have had one and. Let it Loose and if that's the case and. it survived but if they they have a. shoot on site like if you see if n. crocodiles start po they're they get 20. long they eat [ __ ] zebras damn I mean. those things are they show those things. that are walk across golf courses and.

stuff no no no these are way scarier cuz. crocodiles will eat you alligators will. leave you the [ __ ] alone for the most. part they could eat you they might eat. you if you're swimming right but. crocodiles will go after you like they. eat people like crocodiles in Africa the. Nile crocodiles that we're talking about. my friend Jim shaki he's a professional. Hunter they sent him to Africa to kill. these crocodiles because they were. killing so many villagers everyone in. the villagers was like missing a hand is. turns over those crocodiles and the boat. and they just keep pulling the boat guy.

that was the guy in a kayak that was a. yeah that was in some magazine that. story going along and then he they it. flips it over yeah the the crocodile. swam up to the kayak flipped it over and. pulled him out of the kayak and. swallowed him whole but while his legs. were still in there he's pulling it out. the kayak just keeps sinking like as. he's being chewed alive bro they're they. are monsters they are monsters and. here's the crazy thing the pythons are. such monsters that they're eating the. alligators du pythons they they found a.

dead python with a 12T alligator inside. of its body oh I just saw that it's. bananas yeah they I mean that thing. thought it could I don't know how big. the AL was I might have exaggerated it's. a good place to get rid of a body The. Glades that's where those oh my God. who's going walk by it no one's walking. by it any way that's where those kids. from that bully movie like the true. story of that like they dumped in the. Everglades and the only reason they got. caught is cuz they were young dumb. teenagers who kept telling people. telling they kept telling people like. one person would go goes all right don't. tell anybody else but like we all killed.

the bully yesterday of course they did. and they couldn't stop tell that's the. my favorite that movie is made by that. uh Larry Clark guy who makes all of the. C yes like gumo like those kind of. Harmony Karin type guys they make all. those like um like shitty kid movies and. so it's the movies made to be it's very. sexually explicit it's a very attractive. cast and then when you look into the. story at all and they show it it's. always it's like a fat Samoan everyone's. like a Florida pig that they thought.

they were going to be I'm like what are. all these sexy kids [ __ ] and killing. each other for and they're just all just. Outcast awful looking people yeah the. ones who have no other options this is. my friend group that's so interesting. Michael pit was a character in that that. handsome little son of a [ __ ] beu. Phillips Rachel Miner that's always. weird when they they have a movie and. you see what the real person looked like. and then you see them like when uh. what's her face Katherine Zeta Jones. played jaelle De Bron Blanco yeah oh.

yeah jel de Blanco you know cocaine. queen that crazy [ __ ] from uh the. Godmother whatever they yeah she was. terrifying and she was in those Cocaine. Cowboys documentaries yeah when then EC. C and Zeta Jones perfect hot as the. [ __ ] Sun playing her how about they. couldn't they do that that scream where. just switches right at the end of blow. they couldn't with movie makeup and all. the time in the world they couldn't make. Johnny Depp as ugly as George Young they.

couldn't they just couldn't do it sh. through everything he's too perfect soda. said when he saw that in the movie. theaters they went to that picture of. him he Somebody went Throw Mama From the. train and then realized he does. absolutely look like Throw Mama From the. train mama forelli oh really that's. great yeah dude he was really crazy and. again he was gorgeous Johnny de the. whole movie remember when they got um. that hot lady to play Monster what's her. name oh yeah char at Le the wrong do you. think the rest of Hollywood is like can. you just hire one of the ugly ones why.

no one fights for the ugly people to get. their roles why you hiring pretties to. play our roles she has to get gross to. do this who is it uh put on the movie. for The Dark Knight for not the Dark. Knight the the Batman the new Batman was. it Colin uh Ferell that handsome fell he. was the penguin oh the penguin yeah yeah. yeah you see what they did with him he. doesn't look any well that's a good one. but chariss thone actually turned. herself ugly for that for that movie. she's hot wow [ __ ] so hot she's hot as. [ __ ] I've seen her in real life she's. [ __ ] hot and she decided to gain like.

100 lbs or whatever the [ __ ] it is and. shave her eyebrows off and make herself. look like [ __ ] what did I ask you to. look up yeah this guy so he played the. penguin he's a handsome fella and they. put some crazy uh [ __ ] on him and got. rid of his hair and made his face. prosthetic gave him like a fat face like. that's him in the in the penguin he. don't look anything like himself but. that's just Prosthetics yeah yeah at. least R just did it yeah yeah yeah big. difference big difference those people. that do that like for a movie The.

Machinist when he Lo he got like an. anorexic damn it's killing Tom Hanks he. has like doesn't he have like bad. diabetes and [ __ ] from doing that from. like I think from like jumping up and. down weights for characters really yeah. I heard got AIDS from Philadelphia no. that's not true Ari not the movie just. in the city that place is teaming with. AIDS yeah he had a bad cheese steak it. was influential um what is uh what we. just Googling. oh whether or not Tom Hanks really is uh. have has.

diabetes that doesn't make sense we say. kidney problems maybe maybe maybe I. think as like said his health has dietes. oh he has a family history of diabetes. so he's always out it did he go up and. down for rolls a lot he would be thinner. yeah for sure I mean like especially he. was a little older we did like Cast Away. and had to get like gaunt well I know M. he's been like happy yeah when MCC did. Dallas uh Buyers Club he got [ __ ] up. yeah that hurt him yeah that hurt him he. had a hard time like like recovering.

from that like you're basically on. death's door you know you're you're. letting your body eat itself that's what. happen it's people don't realize how. scary that is like for a person to do. that for a movie like for a I know it's. so inconsequential really so crazy just. to entertain people for two hours like. what homeboy did with The Machinist. Christian Bale he got to death's door. man you you ever see that oh yeah yeah. was a so bad crazy he looked even worse. than MCC did in Dallas Buyers Club yeah.

it seem he take his shirt off and it's. all spindly like that yeah but he came. and played Batman like six months later. he got on the sauce well I mean it was. that and that that was after American. Psycho where he was like jacked jacked. yeah but this just that image of him in. The Machinist like that that like with. his arms are spayed like a bird so inter. that yeah that one like dude he looks. like he's on death's door like that. looks like a person who's been been. starved in a concentration camp look at. him he must have been so proud of. himself when he was doing that suck in.

thing he was like it's very crazy to do. but he seems to be okay with it but like. I said I know MCC really got hurt from. Dallas Buyers Club he had a really hard. time getting back from that damn it's. not a joke man your your body's eating. itself like to do that for a movie so. it's one thing to get fat like Mark Mark. Wahlberg got fat for a movie recently. really yeah he just ate like [ __ ]. 30,000 calories a day and he gained 30. lbs big gut but then he it again that's. not good for you but it's still probably.

better for you than almost dying of. starvation yeah like I'd rather be I'd. rather be that and that you could. [ __ ] with dis I mean he's obviously. very disciplined guy he's going to lose. the weight and get back also he's not. that bad but it's not as dangerous does. he have a third nipple not good though. does he I think he has a third nipple. let's. see yeah yeah it's a third mole you. [ __ ] I think when it's got the little. white in the middle come on it's a third. nipple this is in high school same thing. this is a conspiracy theory that is.

unfounded that's for sure I bet looked. it up someone said that before unfounded. conspiracy theories we the proof we. cannot have those we saw the proof this. is what the original does Donnie have. the same third nipple is this a thing in. the family is that what wallberg made. that's a third nip for sure it is a. third ni wow did you already know Mark. walber nipple you knew you [ __ ] I saw. you just saw it wow would you you assume. that a vain man would get that removed. or maybe that's the best one to suck on. oo the most sensitive third maybe that.

little one is wild yeah the god nipple. oh like a [ __ ]. nipple the future yeah that one's the. one just rub it rub it it's like when. the the the teacher put his thumb on. their head and made him go to exy Just. tweak that one. nipple does it have I wonder if a third. one has nipple reaction like the. tightening of the aiel and the loosening. up WEA yeah why nipple it's always this. like left over right like an extra. finger it's not like the biggest finger.

the danito nipple you have two thumbs. well how would you know which one it. is yeah wait yeah maybe like no no this. is the fake nipple this was my second. you know if they take if you lose a. pinky you lose like the majority of the. power in your hand like a large amount I. think it's something like 50% of the. strength of your hand imagine how strong. you'd be if you had all index fingers. all index in this finger like this is a. [ __ ] finger yeah fing and it takes. away this little finger works out all. the [ __ ] time it's still weak as [ __ ].

look at this little [ __ ] nothing it's. only good for making you look gay while. you drink these fingers are strong as. [ __ ] and that's like imagine if you had. a hand of only these fingers yeah like. what is this pinky doing how close are. we to that like is it am I using that. very often do I need a dainty I can do. dainty [ __ ] with these why do I have a. dainty little [ __ ] finger makes the. base of my wiener feel thick oh okay use. use there you go I try to flip a for. guys who jerk off like. this propagation of the of the yeah the.

taper down effect just gentle yeah if. you're a gentleman you you jerk off like. you're drinking tea with the pinky out. yeah remember this is the worst social. thing you could do by accident pink oh. no your friends mock you we saw him yeah. I think that might be just. us that might be a comedian. thing if regular guys are drinking. coffee I bet they do this all time they. don't even think about it yeah exactly. they don't think someone's going to jump. all over them and mock them why would.

that be a problem the comedian uh Pete. Dominic told me a story years ago in. Vegas. about uh I don't know if it was somebody. finding out that somebody else in this. school jerked off different than. everybody or him yeah but it was like. but you know when that you know the. rumor those those [ __ ] rumors that. go around every school some girl had a. dog eat her [ __ ] and someone jerked off. in school or something um this was the. whatever got caught jerking off in. school whoever the kid was and when. everyone was making fun of him they're. like ah you see Steve was jerking off in.

school and Jer and he said one kid was. like yeah Steve you did you were jerking. off and he goes That's when everyone. just going goes like hang on Steve wait. what he was doing what the is this. Knuckles up thing you're doing you. [ __ ] weirdo that's how you find out. he goes oh you guys are jerking. all he was on top one second on bottom. the next. second that's hilarious. isn't that funny that we'll judge. someone on the the method they use to. jerk off yeah like you're out of the.

group how weird is that how weird is. that this bothers you yeah because you. don't jerk off with anybody why should. it even matter it seems like hyper. aggressive like I've seen it in. pornography and it bothers me and it. really and I say he's doing it wrong. which isn't. true but if it works how is exactly get. you there I'm like nah you don't even. know the sweet pure pleasure of going. the other way it's like a guy who's got. an unorthodox pitch. yeah they also though he might like his. pressure low cuz again we're talking.

about the pinky finger vers you just lay. off how low are we talking about I feel. like if you're doing it this way you're. more [ __ ] a hole that's empty on the. other side where you can [ __ ] the full. [ __ ] of your fist the other direction. you could also just be like rubbing the. dick against your hand no pressure for. crazy is it crazy to enjy you're saying. is crazy you're cradling it yeah in just. you know that's what rock the cradle. love was about I've heard stories of. guys who's like their their jerk off is.

to like have their [ __ ] their own thigh. and bed basically no no no don't do that. that was me when I was little I would. just rub it against my jeans don't do. that is that the restrict act they're. going to get us for sprting bad. information that's bad information they. take away that yeah imagine if that. [ __ ] act passes through and they go. through old podcasts everybody boy I'm. [ __ ] everyone's going to jail yeah if. you said anything negative about a. candidate anything negative about the. government cuz like it's still up so. it's still doing the thing yeah the. whole thing is spooky man it's spooky.

that they just keep wanting more and. more control it's just like we were. talking about with cult leaders like it. starts off they they're kind of okay and. then after a while they go crazy and. then they they push it to see how far. they can do it I think that's a pattern. with human beings I think that's a. pattern in the government I think that's. a pattern in Cults comedy centuries do. that when they were like hey this. material we own the material forever not. just the recording and then you'd have. to go no like okay well we had to ask. had try yeah and it's like why Haven try. yeah well the problem is you're an. artist and when you mix art with.

business stuff gets very shaky slippery. I hate it I don't know how to do any of. it. business yeah you're pretty much useless. with. that yeah but it's also one of the. reasons why you're so [ __ ] funny yeah. oh thank you I think that's uh it all. goes together man I don't think those. people that are like really good at. crunching numbers are the funniest folks. you should have seen this he was like. Jay I need your notes on this uh this. edit and he's like okay well I you know. I've got my see my daughter tomorrow so.

bet like Jay to put it on and watch it. now I did not want to watch it oh my. god do anything I did not want to watch. it sometimes on the edits it doesn't. matter now it's out now and I've seen it. and I'm very happy with it but some of. times they go we need your notes on the. edits and I'd go and then I'd go to. click the email to watch it again and I. would see AR's copious notes his. wonderful notes and I would go uh and I.

would just m just w at random I go I. don't know how I feel about his third. note but I pretty much agree with all I. was going to write call you guys but. it's all pretty much that yeah let a. friend edit it that's a good move. actually he did eventually someone's a. good editor let a friend edit it yeah we. got C her to edit it not a bad. idea was right on everything You' say. when he'd go I don't know about this and. I go sure then you know better than I do. like let's do it yeah well we set the. club up so that he could film there all. the time we we set the club up so it's. there's three angles in every room there. be a lot of specials yeah that's the.

goal the goal is like to let people like. look everybody knows now and Ari you're. a great Testament to that you need one. [ __ ] banging special on YouTube and. then you're off to the races people can. see it they it's legit everyone hears. everybody on podcast Matt Edgar says. this you introduce a friend on a podcast. H he's really funny guy really funny guy. and then you're at home going can you. prove that is there any proof of that. out there well at a certain point they. trust you like I've never lied one. like I've had a lot of people that I. really I like them but they're just not. that funny I just can't I can't help you.

yeah you know it's like whatever it is. but but when you a tough thing in doing. comedy as long as I have is seeing. somebody it's not fun who's seeing. somebody especially when you like them. and like a friend you're like oh I don't. know if you have like the basic no like. cuz even people basic what like haveit. oh a good example I've been doing comedy. longer than lwis and Dave yeah uh from. ganks and like but when I when I was you. know whatever 8 years in and they were.

just. starting someone's going hard I'd watch. them when there was 8 years I'd watch. them and um they would like they were. very they were funny on stage but it. wasn't like they I saw with like their. lack of experience wasn't it but I could. see right away I'm like n you guys have. like you know I wasn't worried about. them I was like you guys are going to be. fine like you're very funny guy I don't. know what level they go to necessarily. but I was like you'll be around comedy. you're not a ltic yeah and then there's. some people where you're like manam I. love this guy then you watch them and. you go oh zero chance he's such a nice.

person there's a bunch of those hurts. it's unfortunate you know because. sometimes you become friends with them. before you see their set yeah and then. you see them and then you know they want. to come on your podcast or they want to. uh you know hey you know I know you're. doing a show and minis I'm actually from. there I'd love to open for you. like yeah we got a problem. you got to go just book somebody you got. scramble to get somebody right there you. kind of have to have a real conversation.

with them otherwise it's going to keep. coming up but you got to kind of figure. out a way to say it in a way that's. fortunately I I haven't had to do that. to too many people yeah I'm not that. person it's not even it's just take it. yeah I mean absolutely take it I didn't. NE I never asked someone if I could go. with them on the road I never did and. all the guys that I took on the road. with me I asked you know I asked was. like a door. man you know like he was a dude that I. knew at the club that was just starting.

out and I knew he had potential like we. I would see his late night sets and. every now and then he'd hit a spark and. I'd be like ah it was just like you were. figuring it out and then uh I took you. to Denver one time and you f murdered. that was my first road thing murdered. first time Ari was ever in front of 350. people who were so happy to see a show. it like what the [ __ ] is comedy I he. murdered he murdered that's a high bar.

set it's not going to yeah everybody. shows up at Comedy Works like this my. first show I'm like oh they won't be as. good as this well you had been running. with weights on right because you'd been. doing those late night spots where if. you're a beginner and you're going on. after like five killers in a row that. the audience just leaves like big chunks. of them leave and you get this like dead. sort of oh all of my all my New York. chops are I followed David tell I said I. followed David the comedy seller for 10. years straight 12 years straight every.

night did that's the only way but it's. funny you almost say the same thing it. was uh like atel asked me if I wanted to. go on the road with him and start doing. stuff and then he would call me to well. I would feel weird to go hey can I do. whatever with never ask anybody no. [ __ ] way you can't ask someone will. ask you if you ask it becomes a thing. and now now someone's not hiring you. because they want to they're hiring you. because you asked yeah you know I mean. it's not like we don't know you're a. professional comedian you know and you.

if you ever need anybody is a funny one. but I mean I can't find a comic what do. you mean if I ever need also also work. the John cardon's a comic from uh here. in Austin who he was in Phoenix before. this and he just opened for me one time. there we've never lived in the same. state or anything but he's on the road. with me a ton and we just connect like. that weekend yeah like he does a killer. job I'm happy to promote him so like. it's like going on vacation with someone. you don't want to want I want to go on. vacation with you we go on vacation. we're going to have a good time if you. and I just went to Maui and just [ __ ].

drank p colotes and [ __ ] around the. ocean we'd have a great time we'd have. laughs all day long but not all Comics. like some Comics you went to Maui with. you're like yeah man I'm going to go to. the. gym you be in your room watching [ __ ]. Netflix going in Paradise going GH you. know like some people you don't want to. talk to we went to Anchorage for 4 days. and we did a show yeah we had a great. [ __ ] time we went fishing we hung. around we did fun show though I think we. had two shows did we have two show maybe. two in one night yeah we waited up no it.

was another place we waited in a turned. out bus in between shows it was dope. they were like robust people like I was. impressed with them like everyone had. character it was very interesting wild. like the level of character that the. average guy has in Anchorage is above. normal because they're around [ __ ]. moose and bears and it's frozen half the. year they all carry uh uh candles in. their car cuz if it goes off they got to. like that candles you keep blankets and. candles in your car those I I used to go.

that was one of the first places [ __ ]. dude that was one of the first places. that choku Charlie's out there that. would headline me every year so before I. was almost going anywhere in like the. lower 48 I was like like a regular there. like every year I would go they would. have me I love that play I love the. chaos of that particular place chilu. Charlie's was insane it was like a. powder keg. that never went off it was a hip-hop. room an electronic dance club Upstairs.

Downstairs like a like a honky tonk band. and then they have another room that. might have like a pretty big actual like. metal band I think like God Smack had. played there at one point to like a. couple hundred people and it was looked. like a log cabin from outside like very. unassuming one of my favorite guys I. ever interviewed on the show is this guy. John Reeves who owns a place called The. boneyard in Alaska and this place in. Alaska is this one spot that for. whatever reason has tons and tons of.

Bones giant Woolly Mammoth tusks they. found animals from that area that. weren't even supposed to be living there. these different [ __ ] lions and cats. and bears and all these I mean insane. amounts and it's a small area it's just. a few acres and he's got other areas on. his he has an enormous property he's. like a a mining guy he's very wealthy. but like down to earth like a regular. dude smokes cigarettes on the podcast. he's fun [ __ ] dude so he tells a.

story about how they dumped a bunch of. fossils in the East River because they. didn't have any storage from them. fossils that came from his his land and. so he was trying to get it back and he. got all these these this paperwork that. shows where it was dumped so then he. gives it out to the internet on the. podcast so then these guys start. swimming around in the [ __ ] River in. the East River and one of them finds a. step bison Jawbone so it's proof that. some of that stuff did get into East.

River at least that piece did so this. guy finds it diving looking around the. bottom of the East River that [ __ ]. toxic River it's his and they they pull. out this thing so he pulls out this. thing it was lips are exposing that [ __ ]. yeah man his lips well he had the the. scuba thing on before see he's got the. the thing that goes on his mouth he took. it off when he got out of the water but. that's a step by. Jawbone that's crazy ass by the way I. would have be like that's a piece of it.

is money it looks like when you see the. full version that lady has it in her. hand so what does that mean that see the. full version that lady has it in her. hand that's what it looks like when it's. fully connected so that was a that was a. deceased bison's Jawbone so they have a. [ __ ] ton of those out in this Boney yard. and this is something that they found in. that in the East River so what his story. it's story it's seems at least to be. proved correct that someone at one point. in time dumped a bunch of these like.

Priceless fossil into the East River in. the East River because they just didn't. have any storage in like the 1930s was. it was it something like that was like. the. 1930s for some reason because U-Haul. bill was. up back then they didn't even understand. like they got we got a bunch of these. [ __ ] dump them they didn't understand. how crazy it was what they had one of. the times I was in Alaska they took me. and Dave Smith actually to the like. animal preser. out there by the glacier and and I'll. tell you what being a person who really. mostly saw like wild animals only in a.

zoo before the the animals there while. Majestic are very pretty worse for the. wear like you see a moose it's not like. a beautiful like it is you know the but. when you get up to them there's like. scabs like real like d they they've been. in a fight or something yeah they they. were nursing an eagle back to health. yeah like like real wilderness animals. are like [ __ ] they're living a life. they don't live long either man yeah. shit's around all the time did you see. that video of these two dirt bike riders.

and uh one of them [ __ ] up and rides. his dirt bike past a bear's den no and. doesn't realize it until the bear comes. charging out of the den Adam no oh my. god um let me find it Jamie you got it. he got it look at that Jamie godam bucks. an hour watch look at this bro are you. [ __ ] kidding me oh my God oh my God. my. god oh we crashed it right. there yeah look at this holy.

[ __ ] oh my God that guy revved his. engine and that's probably what scared. it off his the Buddy's vide dude that is. death that is death oh you know how. [ __ ] terrifying that would be when. they show that like people have been hit. by like tiger CL I saw a video the other. day it was like family was attacked. by maybe it was a panther or something. or a puma or something like that but. like it looks like when you espe when. you see the hits they're always just it. almost look they're playful playing with.

you but this this from a tiger would. just rip your face entirely off clean. off it's like Tyson trying to pity Patty. you don't understand you literally don't. have any weapons they have weapons on. every hand and they have their face is a. weapon and their bite strength is so. superior to yours you couldn't even. imagine it and they're so much stronger. pound-for-pound than we are and you're. just playing defense you're not trying. to win you're trying to survive did you. a regular house cat that like you have a. situation with and it starts like.

swinging it I had a I had a house cat. that was feral and and I had to get him. fixed cuz he was pissing in my house it. was one of those things he was just. spraying all over my house like he was. feral I got him when he was a kitten so. like a friend she found a bunch of them. underne the apartment building and her. and her boyfriend gave him out to people. and I took one of them so I had this. kitten and I had a like literally I had. to stay with it it was like for several. days. alone in one of the bedrooms in my house. to get it to be comfortable enough with. me that it let me touch it I would go. near it it would hiss at.

me climb the [ __ ] drapes it was wild. I was like what am I do because I was. like I was committed to this I was like. I'm going to make this workout I'm going. to make this workout and so um these. these cats like when they start piss. pissing the house you have to get them. fixed cuz now they're going to do that. all the time and I had to get them right. when he F first started doing I saw him. do it he lifted up his ass and he. sprayed all over my bathroom like you. little [ __ ]. so I call my veterinarian and he says uh. how feral I go he's [ __ ] crazy feral.

I go I'm the only one who can pet him. and he's like oh my God but the guy he. was my friend he Dr Craig he was the. [ __ ] and so he goes you're GNA have to. capture it so I I got it in the bathroom. and it's hissing at me and jumping on. the counters like it knows I'm doing. something and so I throw a blanket over. this [ __ ] thing and I wrap him up in. a blanket and I put him in a uh a hamper. and I take him to the doctor. and I'm like good luck and so you could. have the hamper in the B and good luck.

yeah he call you know he calls me when. the operation's over because it was. right down the street from my house how. did do it I go there I go how did you do. it he's like we we managed it was it was. not easy he's like Jesus [ __ ] Christ. I go I know he was a fun guy he was say. Jesus [ __ ] Christ I go yeah he's he's. pharoh but I could pick him up I could. pick him up and he would purr okay like. purr louder than any cat ever Pur heard. like so happy that he was okay he was. safe like programmed in his mind when he. was a bitty bitty tiny baby was like the.

world is a scary place for a feral cat. the world is a scary place for that you. still have the cat no he's dead now but. became completely domesticated not. really it was only me that was yeah it. was. it no one else could touch him wow I. could go up to him I go come on man come. on man and I pick him up and he'd be all. right like he would even look at be like. tense up when I would come near him but. he knew like come on man come on man I. pick him. be like the purring was so loud it was.

like so appreciative like it was like. sobbing love you know I'm a new pet. person I never you just got the first. dog gave a [ __ ] ever and I never it was. I didn't understand but I definitely. didn't have a full grip on when people. were like what even when Ari got a dog I. remember when Ari first got his dog you. give a [ __ ] about my dog you said don't. break him don't put him in the back seat. the hair you care more about the hair. than the dog a lot of hair I still care. about the hair with my own dog the thing. M my dog's a golden retriever is [ __ ]. crazy hair it's everywhere yeah it's. always everywhere the summer it's I'm.

changing on that and getting much less. caring like wigged out about that can't. fight got to brush him it's so worth it. it just I say is it's so worth it is. what the thing is but it took took us a. couple months me and the dog to get like. it was never that I thought the dog was. a the cutest dog I loved but for the. first couple months I was like I think. we made a mistake in getting a dog. [ __ ] everywhere I was like I was. like yo I don't think I was prepared for. what this was going to be you had a bad.

dog too he' have come to barbecues and. he'd always be up there with a hot dog. in his mouth like get the [ __ ] go down. and you tie him up find a way around and. he like got a paw just get some [ __ ]. nuts how old was was she when that was. happening months months you do that. but she's a little over one now but like. even now she's like calming down she's. great yeah but but I never had that kind. of like feeling with the animal before. it's totally different but imagine. asking a six-month-old child to figure. that out oh my God they can't get onto. the table that's the thing is that the.

dogs can move incredibly agile for sixth. old yeah yeah they're [ __ ] awesome. man I'm trying to [ __ ] I'm my the. grill literally on the grill and he's. jumping up trying to get it but wouldn't. you like everybody loves you you're a. puppy wouldn't you think that that's. yours I'm that [ __ ] hot dog something. I like imagine what a hot dog smells. like to a dog dog smells good to you. imagine what it smells like to a dog it. must be unstoppable cuz dog food doesn't. smell good does not and they get one of.

those it'ses but I'll tell you what we I. bought so they started opening. dispensaries now in New York yeah and. when I was at when I was in line they. got me. CBD dog treats getting your dog on and I. mean it's so I. I taking them away now a little bit more. because it's addictive to me how fun it. is because you give her this thing if. you give her a whole biscuit which is by. the way the serving you give him a like. she like a dog treat looks a little bone. or whatever she eats she takes like a.

ritual she takes it over to a certain. spot and like Chomps on it drops some of. it picks it up goes and then you're. almost like she doesn't seem like. anything and then 15 minutes later she. starts aimlessly walking around the. living room and then it's just a Dropout. into sleep wherever she's at and just. like down D and like if you try to wait. you like hey Dawkins she's like she. really does like the one eye like like. the shut up like. what and I'm like man that [ __ ] I've. never seen something work so much that's.

amazing I wonder if it's what how it. affects them they're just chill and if. she stay and by the way she stopped. falling asleep so fast that's why I said. I pulling them away cuz are not falling. asleep she's getting used to she's. staying awake but she's being loopy do. you know I mean she just looking at you. weird like it's very it's hilarious but. like I dogs can definitely get high yeah. for sure you know how I know because. remember my dog Lucy the she was the dog. that I had uh there was a rescue dog. some friends of mine they found this dog.

that was eating out of garbage cans and. they said she's so sweet but she's. covered in. mange so I said okay you even go hunting. for your dogs I just went no like. somebody called me up with a terrible. sob story they know I'm a [ __ ] and so I. I had to I see this dog and she's so. sweet and she has M all over her body. and so I took her in and just feeding. her like within a short amount of time. the the mange like completely went away. but what she was a great dog but one day. Joey Diaz and I were doing bong hits in.

my office and the dog was under the desk. and I didn't think about it we were just. there's actually a photo on the internet. of Joey with a sleeveless shirt on. holding like a big handful of weed it's. from that day see if you can find that. that picture cuz it's a famous picture. that's the picture. so so that's me Joey that's me and Joey. in my office doing bong hits you know I. bought like an ounce of weed so look at.

that I just that was back when I was. buying weed from uh the dispensary in. Irvine or in um oh [ __ ] when there's. like two of them what was the where was. it a bad it was a bad neighborhood I'm. trying to remember the neighborhood God. damn it I forgot I'll remember I'll. remember but so that was the day so we'. got there and gotten just [ __ ]. barbecued and um the dog was underneath. the desk and then she was so sketched. out afterwards I was like you okay but. she had all this trauma for when she was.

young and she was you know homeless and. eating out of garbage cans and [ __ ]. again she was like [ __ ] it all came back. but I guess dogs like that are probably. terrified they're going to go back to. that life right you start getting. paranoid right you're terrified you're. going to be on the streets again why do. you bring the friend over yeah well it's. got to be to take me away but imagine a. dog not having any idea why all of a. sudden it's like hyper freaked out about. everything yeah well the senses in. general I've never witnessed before I'm. Blown Away by like she like friends of. ours who have dogs that she like is with.

a lot if we're like like Justin's house. he's got a dog they play all the time if. we're blocks away but in the area of. town like Justin she perks up like the. dog I don't know what it is like it. seems like an impossibility but she. tends to seem to like. recognize from a car just like being. down in a car yeah they know it not. seeing like from smell or some just like. pops up like we're near that dog that's. wild that is wild yeah well I mean I. don't know how else she could possibly.

feel you know what I mean she's like. down pretty crazy coincidence weird. connection with people it's very weird. Bandit let us to s's front door from the. from the elevator uh after after 6. months gone when she wasn't even she was. 6 months old to a year old and then. remember. where dude my dog cuddles with me when I. watch TV sometimes like he he lies next. to me and he puts his head on my chest. and I sit there in pum and it's like. you're watching like a nice show and you. have this beautiful love moment with. this animal greatest sh in the world.

that's just so sweet and kind all they. want is just to be loved and to love you. you just lean up and gives me kisses. sometimes M I love you too I feel like. always in those moments the best it's. the best it's nothing's better in the. world I feel sometimes you got to P. you're like no I got to stay here she's. right on me I find always in those. moments while I'm petting I go you are. the best decision we ever made you are. the be a [ __ ] she bit through that. leather chair over there for. sure when why would you bite through. that leather chair when they're puppies.

the scary thing is like extension cords. that's scary they bite an electrical. cord and get electrocuted yeah that's. [ __ ] scary that that happens to dog. sometimes we never had that yeah you got. to be careful with those little [ __ ]. they don't know what to chew and what. not to chew and you got to give them. things to chew that's very important you. got to give them chew toys toys to bite. on yeah they have to be Animals still. cuz my dog's a retriever he uh he brings. over a toy when he comes to say hi like. if someone comes over the house he runs. and gets his toy I got to get a toy. presents it like he always has to have a.

toy like he he brings it toy to say hi. to everybody it's hilarious I thought I. was the way dogs play with each other. also I thought I was going to have like. enemy after enemy on the street but like. two people barely giving a [ __ ] like me. smoking a cigarette and some guy on the. phone while we just look away let our. dogs like what only looks like fight to. the death like that's they're playing. like they're I'm like I'm like is. everyone okay with this and you don't. have to talk to the other person you're. just like it's crazy you just go like oh. hey our dogs going to smell each other's.

[ __ ] and whatever and let it happen. for a minute some dogs you got to be. careful though yeah there's a lot of you. know a lot of people with pit bulls. that'll they'll fight dogs Oh They'll. fight dogs when they get close to them. they don't even know why just out of. instinct even if you train them it's. like you have to have like a really good. trainer to curb that and dogs do you. remember the Were You There When the the. girl from the said there was a waitress. at a comedy club who got a rescue dog. like a pit bull and then one of the. other waitresses went over there like.

her friend went over there to like meet. the new dog and everything and like she. said the dog was the sweetest dog you. know she had her for whatever couple. days and like disfigured her for life no. Jesus iist she's a gorgeous girl and she. got handled she she it was handled. pretty well she's still a gorgeous chip. but I mean like it's definitely oh my. god um but I mean it affected her. forever it was like wild like like IM. emergency plastic surgery type [ __ ] well. you know Whitney's always adopting wild. those dogs are humongous she's like me. my dogs I'm like put them away Whitney.

got like half her ear bitten off once. what yeah she goes oh dog didn't even. mean to do it it's like they don't even. know what they're doing they don't know. their strength like dog bit your ear off. that's an issue but she she kept the dog. now she's in the horses she got it. stitched up oh she's always been in the. horses is an [ __ ]. lady that lady loves dogs she loves dogs. she's always got a bunch of res few dogs. she's taken care of she like Fosters. dogs then gets up finds them homes and. [ __ ] can I just say speaking of rabbit. dogs yeah that's her after she got her.

ear bit off oh my God [ __ ] yeah but they. put it back they show it back on and I'm. fine she's so crazy jestic she's a full. lunatic she's a full lunatic isn't she. she's at the mothership this weekend. isn't she I think she is oh yeah I just. saw we the premiere for the uh she. produced the roast that was did yeah. nice yeah yeah she's that's a wild lady. she's a [ __ ] I was saying this. yesterday too she's a getting to know. her more lately in the last few years.

like she's a boss chick she runs [ __ ]. she really runs [ __ ] it's imp she's an. impressive person yeah very impressive. yeah she's she's smart as [ __ ] man maybe. too smart she's I like one time I was I. was having a conversation with her like. out of nowhere she calls me up she goes. um I'm producing a documentary on. violence what the [ __ ] are you doing. like what are you doing so how do you. have time for this she told me about. that wild Italian thing that they do. like once a year where it's like MMA.

mixed with like sock like rugby what. have you seen that oh yeah yeah yeah the. weird what is it called chero or. something I forget the name of it it's. some weird it's a big gang. fight and she told me about this she's. like have you heard of this I go no what. is this and so like she was doing a. documentary on violence and uh this was. one of the the subjects it was MMA. fights and this stuff so it's basically. it's like some kind of a ball game but. they beat the [ __ ] out of each.

other yeah calcio yeah that's what it is. Cal uh calcio storico that's it I don't. know if I'm saying that right even. though I'm Italian but these guys just. beat the [ __ ] out of each other man they. throw down bare knuckle they throw leg. kicks and [ __ ] I mean it's their. ellismania and I don't think there's. anybody that stops the fights either. they just let it go till I think they. just you know decide not to kill each. other look at this but there's something. they said there's a game to it and then. the Game Stops and a fight starts yeah.

this is wild man look at those guys. everybody's holding somebody down yeah. they they hold them down they're beating. people up from the mount and there's so. many of them look how many guys are on. the field look that guy's in full guard. down there and there's another guy who's. got a guy in side control W this is. crazy so I found out about this from. Whitney this was called you would think. that I would know about that yeah. exactly you would think I mean that's. like. essentially that was called smear the. queer in Philadelphia smear the queer. was a good one yeah yeah kill the guy.

kill the cow kill theug the queer I'll. be honest with you kill the cow hurt. more if I was like holding the ball kill. that cow like shut up guys no sensitive. smear the queer goes I'll be the. queer do you ever do hug the pole in. like 21 or something where if you lose. you have to hug the basketball pole and. some get whoever won gets to whip the. basketball at your ass no we had a game. called SU side that was like a wall ball. based game but it was uh like something. if the ball touched you and you didn't. catch it tennis ball always you had to.

run to the wall and like touch it and. say suicide but while you were making. until that happened everybody else could. pick up the ball and try Zing it at you. as hard as they could and then if you if. you pussed out and said if someone. called you out for like saying suicide. before you touch the wall yeah then they. got a free peg which means you have to. stand there like a firing line oh no and. I'll tell you the fear is a we had some. there were some Randy Johnson like. sidearm guys and it was almost worse.

when it would miss because the fear when. you'd hear like the the air being split. is it like Zips by your head and just. misses you it's nuts Jesus Christ Philly. there's no internet yet crazy [ __ ]. people our porn was all analog back then. so we you could go back and get those. guys that were on the skyscrapers. building those skyscrapers eating lunch. remember those guysling yeah if you. could get those guys and drop them off. in a Tech. Conference in 2023 they would probably.

like what the [ __ ] happened to men what. is this care imagine imagine if you just. like transported those guys to the. Future like essentially 100 years the. concept that someone wears a suit every. day and like like what is wrong with you. looking at these guys with their. pronouns on their. badges what the [ __ ] happened oh yeah he. him no that's gone like what talking. work Roger with the the man face and the. man body has he him in his badge I.

believe it everybody's doing this now. they'd be like what is like what the. [ __ ] happened also electricity also like. you know how come you guys have so much. food a lot of food but days will blow. their mind yeah look at this guy You'. seen this guy in 1980s what yeah robber. stuck look at this [ __ ] wow wow. bro and wait till watch watch when he. comes down that's what's even crazier. watch this he shimmies down bro no no.

yeah yeah yeah watch. this this is in the 1980s what look at. this I'm having it happen right now. athlete I have a physical reaction to. cambod you should have a [ __ ]. physical like I'm saying my legs feel. like gummy when I watch he didn't even. slow down bro this guy's an animal he's. a [ __ ] animal look at them the. strength and the skill along with the. courage to be up there where one [ __ ]. look at him climb dude are you [ __ ]. [ __ ] me are you [ __ ] [ __ ] me. Jesus Christ this guy's a construction.

worker and he's he's like an athlete. look at him wow I don't know if you he's. a climbing athlete he's got a [ __ ]. tool bag on dude he's doing this while. he's got a tool bag on this is. insanity how does this guy practice. here's my question cuz you can't just. get good at this on the job you ever see. it go bad have to how many guys would. die. do you never se you never SE go show. like on the ground floor to do this to. do this come on man who the [ __ ] is.

doing this that's a different state of. mind bro are you out of your [ __ ]. mind that guy could take over the world. that guy could take over doing up there. there's nothing going on up there what's. the point but the guy who's got there. for you the guy who's got where the. Starbucks is yeah me too have you seen. the picture of the guy that took the. photo of those guys sitting on that. no to take the camera got his head under. under bro this guy's an animal look at. him out there but have you ever seen.

this kind of stuff go bad there's video. the pull-ups the pull-ups the one on the. side of the building is nuts and you see. him and you see when when he can't do. pulls struggle he starts Str and he's. trying to get his leg up for and at some. point you have to accept like [ __ ] it's. not happening he doesn't do that last. pull up he's like oh you don't get up. after that and it's like um and you know. doing that like hanging on a Ledge and. getting all the way up to the top is not. easy even if you can do a pull-up to get. up to the top where you can get your. body weight over the side get your arm.

above it and pull yourself up and to. have that kind of weird muscle up. strength oh my God look at that guy he's. just standing there brought camera up. there look oh my God he brought a camera. up there he brought a [ __ ] camera. someone to take these pictures Jesus. Christ these guys are animals they're. napping they're [ __ ] napping wow. they're napping on a beam wow oh my God. that's so insane my feet are twitching. my feet are twitching my [ __ ] feet. are sweaty right now he's brought a.

radio up he Guy brought out a radio he's. smoking a cigarette but back then so. many people were dead by the time they. were 15 yeah like I got six months left. anyway their wives only had missionary. sex for procreation there was they were. going home to cuz you know what I'm just. going to I'm in the middle of I stare. death in the eye every day so when I go. home I'm happy to be bored in the middle. of this book about um the early days of. uh of cities and how [ __ ] filthy the. streets were and how many diseases there. were people stacked on top top of each. other it's horrific man you think about.

what life was like back then I mean. those [ __ ] people did not live long. no roads and stuff hard life man living. in a an urban environment. black 10 how [ __ ] horrible that would. be no AC no no concept of an AC steam. cars going down the road bucket out your. window to get. everywhere Shanty towns everywhere like. during the Great Depression they had. Shanty towns everywhere like we think.

that this is an unusual thing have. people camping in the streets you ever. go back and watch those images of the. depression [ __ ] Shanty towns all. outside of cities no [ __ ] running. water raw sewage people stacked in. apartment tenaments on top of each other. with no ventilation it smells like [ __ ]. when you walk in there bad Plumbing no. Plumbing outdoor. porta potties for [ __ ] everybody in. the neighborhood dis and ouses they said. the plague was coming back in LA in the. homeless Community oh yeah they said.

what was it which which disease was it I. don't know they always say the plague. theosis no it was something wild it was. something like that's still I barely. even remember hearing about that yeah. what was it Jamie it wasn't like rickets. it was like a medieval disease yeah it. was one of them weird juic plague. dubic and people like well you just got. to hands off well you know these people. are on house. yeah I like say I'm on housed cuz I live. in an apartment people don't like. that count remember that conspiracy from.

uh the documentary about that hotel in. La that like all the homeless outside. were getting. tuberculosis and they thought it was. because the girl who like died in the. tank do you remember. this she missing and they were like she. was studying tuberculosis in college. maybe she was like a biological weapon. to get like to get to the homeless. outside of that hotel that's a deep yeah. what a conspiracy no she was off her. meds yeah she just went is that crazy I. hate that they Tri they stretch out four.

episodes or something where each one. them was like well was it a ghost they. go no it wasn't a ghost it was a real. person but what is she looking at it's. there was clearly another person and. then the explanation of the watch all. the like the lights or or it stops all. these floors or something and it was. like yeah she came in and like just. whacked so it's not crazy yeah the wait. time for the doors to CL everything just. added up in the whole documentary came. around to like ah she was just a whack. job jumped in a well she she got off her. M like her family knew that she was.

medicated she decided to go to Downtown. LA and stay in this wacky hotel I think. Hotel I Dr off AB say while they're. doing all of that all of that like uh. research they been trying to figure out. in the investigation when they came with. that answer her family was like yeah. that adds up that sounds like some she'd. probably get naked and jump into a she's. done that kind of stuff before yeah that. makes sense yep they weren't even like. suspicious they were like oh right yeah. that does some people are out there. they're crazy wezy people out there we.

gotta push Jay special yeah people are. pushing it yeah pushing it hard how. excited are you now it's the first one. in seven years are you directing the. conversation I know we got push it a. little bit we're going to talk about. it that's his dog belly dog belly big J. oron available right now on YouTube. that's both are dog's bellies where'd. you film that uh we did it at skankfest. Vegas like the [ __ ] Set uh last year. yeah they did an amazing job you look. like you're ready to alhamdullah and. blow up a building look at.

that leading the charge yeah no it was. all we did it at skankfest two shows it. was awesome your hair you sexy [ __ ] I. know it's poor Ari Ari thought it just. grew out and I've been on the road so. much I haven't been able to get it done. again R and Ari didn't know that and. when he showed up in the town today he. red streak the side of his hair morning. of the flight like a solidarity funny. sign beautiful and I don't have it oh. but I like it Ari I'm not so I'm not. such a. fan made last night I think you you.

started shaving your whole head bro off. yeah yeah maybe shave that that nonsense. on the side anyway I get a bad toue it. doesn't look that bad you got to let it. go but yeah when David David made fun of. you and you hated it I didn't it's not. how I normally wear this hair David. Lucas is so fun roasting when and Tony. go after each other oh my God they go. after each other it's as hard as I ever. laugh yeah cuz like it's like someone. has to be like really killing but. they'll they'll do it for like 5 minutes.

where you like for five minutes you're. just holding your side where they go. back and forth at each other off the. cuff yeah great they man they must be. sitting around all I know Tony does I. bet all day Monday he's sitting around. smoking pot trying to think say David. Lucas and then and then also come up. with some yeah for sure I guarantee he's. doing that a little psycho I guarantee. you every week they probably both do it. they probably sit around think of what. what kind of mean [ __ ] they're going to. say to each other what is funny I will. say instin on a bike you Lov it.

instinctually when I see David now like. if I'm doing kill Tony and I see he's. he's going to go on I start right away. just like looking at everything on him. just to be like what can I have. something he's going to say something. about my hair my wallet chain or. something he's the best at that yeah him. and Tony are the [ __ ] perfect. comination he smokes The Vape the way. Mooney used to drink like Champagnes. he's just like like he's always too good. to talk about you is casual he's Cas. Mooney was the king of casual with that. little tiny bottle of champagne yeah oh.

[ __ ] please and he would take a sip of. the champagne like he would hit punch. lines and take a ship of the champagne. yeah hilarious Mooney man that was uh. that was the funniest realization I've. ever had of like I should have known All. Along on PA Mooney being gay was that uh. standing outside of Carolines and I'm. just like facing away from the building. and someone said you know they were like. oh this time there's a story something. that happened with him you his boyfriend. or something was mad at him Paul I go. boyfriend they go yeah I went Paul.

Mooney's gay and then they and then they. turned me around and it's his head shot. he's got little circle glasses a hat. that has fringes on it and it's tied. around his chin and I was like. oh yep there it is he's gay the whole. time it was wild see him on stage before. you like look at him my brother was like. how come it only talks about the one. thing and not at all about the other. thing it was nuts yeah he never really. did like oh about being gay yeah well in.

the era that he came up you got to. remember like he was one of prior's guys. he was one of prior's writers and you. know like R he was a writer yeah yeah he. was he was a great comic I mean he. really was but I don't think he ever got. his do no white people didn't know him I. didn't know he was till comedy we always. like he was the guy at the comedy store. that like when he would go on stage like. especially after something happened he. always had material on it really good.

material he always was like anytime some. [ __ ] went down Paul Mooney wrote. something and he would go he had a bit. about the Spirit Airlines crash no it. wasn't Spirit Airlines it was some janky. airlines that crashed into the swamp. yeah and he was he was talking about. this woman clutching her her purse while. alligator's eating her and it was like. the [ __ ] it was such a funny bit man. it was it was like right after it. happened like right after it happened. and he set it up it was M for the set. the way he set it up so everyone was.

just laughing at these victims it it was. so good but it was like it was so good. it was it was right after the tragedy so. you know I mean you know whatever you. feel about tasteless jokes after. tragedies the fact this guy went up and. and did that like a day later and it was. funny as [ __ ] it was really funny do you. think he didn't get his due ultimately. because of his personality or do you. think his personality developed because. of not getting his due cuz he was a. pretty big I I've met him several times.

and even done shows with him at. Carolines years ago and he was never. very nice at all like in almost anywhere. has a crust that you have to get through. to get his trust and once you get his. trust he is very kind you had to. compliment him I saw him talk to an HBO. guy in back just that man it wasn't just. that he had a respect you you know it. was like you you you know Mooney was. like he' been around a long time he'd. seen a lot of [ __ ] he was a part of. Richard pri's golden age and now here he. is in the Year 2005 hanging out with me. and Ari yeah.

yeah he saw some guy from HBO and he was. like Paul how you been just a [ __ ]. you know fake like all of them he goes. how you been I was like I've been good. how about you like wasn't even playing. pretend and he was just like he just. kept going like yeah we uh we got to do. something soon go oh do we and he goes. yeah um he goes um he goes I got to get. your number I don't have a pen do you. goes no [ __ ] I don't do. you just like that sounds like PA Moone. yeah he didn't give a [ __ ] dude no. [ __ ] I don't when that guy liked.

you like it was a a badge of honor yeah. like he was laughing in the back of the. room one time when I was on stage that's. pretty nice and it was the nicest thing. ever and then he told me I was funny I. was like oh my God thank you yeah was. Patrice Pat he was gonna hate you like. everybody's worried that Paul Moone was. going to hate him but you imagine this. guy was around in the 70s and here he is. 35 years later watching us young [ __ ]. snot-nosed idiots the he have his Mone. though was he wealthy or was he. like sold out the Improv all the time.

back then he was still a great comic I. and when he would when he would go up I. mean we would all watch him we would all. watch three hours too he would go on. forever he gone for long sets if he. wanted to if he always G late was nice. no he was he was a he was a great comic. I mean I I wonder like what the writing. process was with him and prior you know. I wonder what that was like I wonder how. they did it back then I bet yeah you. know how bet they just sat there and. wrote maybe maybe they did a lot of.

drugs yeah yeah yeah did you have to let. your ears breathe to think I got to go. to the bathroom again go to the bathroom. go to the bathroom. go a lot lately yesterday I totally over. modulated I. overhydrated oh yeah they gave us when. we were leaving the club yesterday they. gave us liquid. IV like it's like eight bottles of water. in one bottle of water I think it's like. two sure it's like two like it hydrates. you the Peter AA was explaining to me. there's like there's an actual formula.

that it works with like 16 ounces of. water like it doubles the hydration I. don't understand it sure I just Dr it. I'm too [ __ ] stupid yeah I just Dr it. filled with electrolytes and it tastes. good and it's good for you it's really. good after. workouts I got a uh that Mike Tyson. brand well the student glass brand but. Mike Tyson version of the the gravity. bong thing oh have you seen thatr no but. Jamie had one in here we're all. terrified of it really yeah get the. [ __ ] awesome I'm sure it is if you.

just get obliterated melt into the couch. yeah I guess it do do you dab I. stopped well more than anything else. like the process is so like I didn't. ever got into the ritual of it I feel. like it's a lot to go through to have. coughing that's. violent oh and then there was I you know. did you see uh I went down I almost. passed out on Legion of skanks doing. dabs no I that's on that's on YouTube. you can see me going down it's like.

what's happening did you do well here's. what it was I did almost every time I. would do the dab part of like wa pause. it for a second anytime I I've done a a. dab if it's a good dab I would see it as. like I'd get that feeling where I'd. cough and I'd almost be like the you. know the rooms got to kind of like come. together for a second you know I mean. you almost did dizzy yeah but I thought. that was kind of like the fun of the. high of it and on this when I do that. that's happening I'm on a podcast so I'm.

trying not to cough violently I'm. keeping my coughs in and uh while I'm. doing that my next you know my next. inhale as Lewis just turns and hands me. another dab so I just do it all over. again I didn't breathe and you see my. head start going and my hand starts like. [ __ ] look scary a lot of people that. were. going you know everyone diagnoses you. after this happens of course but uh [ __ ]. I just almost passed out no [ __ ] the you. remember no look at Mullen M can already.

tell up what was it like like what were. you experiencing right here da I was. aware still weirdly but what was it like. like what were you experiencing look at. look at Dave realized and he's like no. wait now he's joking and I'm fing. immediately again. oh my God I thought you were acting I. really thought you were doing a bit I'm. back W I just realized it was I mean.

what I was what I was experiencing I I. knew my head was going down but I was I. just thought I was kind of going down. and coughing and then my uh and I heard. I heard Lewis go Jay and I was like yes. are why is the crowd behind you guys it. going to be on camera what instead of us. facing them well because oh they they. but they project the show all the stuff. to the audience oh so like in front of. us they're seeing uh a screen of us and. in all of like the stuff we do but.

meanwhile you're right in front of them. yeah yeah that seems ridiculous it's. like watching a TW twitch stream yeah. don't do that I thought that that sucks. for the people that are there didn't we. used to face the audience or do they sit. all around us bro you can figure that. out you guys can figure that out put. cameras in a better spot facing the. audience you can have cameras facing the. audience if you want to you've heard it. here you should have says. cursing the guy right now people talking. should be facing the audience I agree I. agree it's done badly right now that's. ridiculous your back is they're behind.

you are you a priest why are they there. these people let me give's theory on. that I know there actually is one and I. don't heavily disagree with it the show. is also for the you know the the. majority of people T taking it in or. watch watching from home so the idea is. saying to play to. like each other more than play when. you're staring at the crowd you tend to. go and we did do that when we did face. the audience we would do a lot more like. trying the hand and not paying attention.

to each other in a conversation on one. hand do you know what kind of Courage it. takes to turn your back to your [ __ ]. crowd yeah you're not wrong hundreds of. people and you're talking mad [ __ ] and. there's people behind you it is an an. added element of danger well supp in a. club where sometimes like through the. cracks comes somebody who just came to. the club and was like there happens BX. cuz we're sold out pretty much like. weeks in advance but they'll be and. we've had like two weeks ago thank God. they tend to be pretty cool usually or. they quietly leave but we'll end up.

calling it out anyway like this is not. for me yeah but like there was like a a. lady from Canada and her like. 17-year-old son was with her try to get. him high yeah yeah yeah you were on that. episode but like she ended up being. super cool but they had no idea what. they were walking to we Lu out that she. was like a cool Mom oh my God that K. rules we were like decide we've decided. you go smoke weed and he's just he's. like can I and the mom imagine not. knowing what you're doing you walk into. a legion of skank show it's crazy it's. it's actually we've yelled at the club.

for that before like hey don't do that. to people cuz then when they're upset. with us I still kind of feel for them. like well if you didn't want to you. should have to watch this you should. have to watch this it's not their fault. they should have been warned going in. there they should have been warned they. should have not it happens like they. went over and they it's end up being a. good thing but it is cool when they. catch up though and then like okay I'll. go with this but there is times when. people leave and you're like you can see. their faces you're like why would you. have put them like you not a standup. show it's not their thing yeah it's not. a it's not a standup show they came to. watch a standup show and you go well.

there's this other thing and without. giving him enough like it could go. pretty Haywire in. there you're going to hear nutty [ __ ] in. one episode he had to lube up a gun lwis. had to shove it up Jay's ass right there. in front of everybody imagine just a. random coming in for a comedy show and. then you're like what the [ __ ] going. on my daughter's my daughter when she. was uh turned 19 she was almost like can. I come like Legion of skank and here's. thing oh my god well she's my daughter.

and so like for the most part I'm like. she gets with this comedy you know what. I mean and I was like it's not so much. the material that we're talking about. that's going to get me now what happened. with lwis and Dave which I fully. understand too they were coming to me a. couple times and they were like hey like. you got to stop letting her come to the. show I'm like she's an adult dude she. wants to come like I'm almost like you. guys kind of have to like get to the. idea that she's an adult and then what. they said made me they were like yeah. but dude we're we're seeing like that. four-year-old little girl over there.

that we've been known since she was a. kid you know and like right and he's and. it's like it's going to make me not tell. a story that I want to tell because. she's there and I go fair enough and. then as a little uh do you remember this. as a little yeah she she wish she can. come but as a little uh cherry on top. that made it easier to explain to her. that we're going to take a break from. her coming for a while was that night. out of nowhere uh Byron who ended up. becoming the intern from the intern. contest sucked his own dick on stage and.

looking over my 19-year-old daughter. like this like I was like ah all right. Point taking guys I'll keep her out of. here Jesus. Christ on stage on stage Jesus Christ by. the way he sucked is that going to. impress you more uh that might get you. in trouble no they put a curtain up. eventually I like. legitimately well on stage anything goes. I don't think so performance art yeah I. think it something like that um it.

depends on where this is yeah you might. have just admitted to it was in his. mouth I understand that like. legitimately this might be a crime um. are you allowed to blow yourself in. front of people let's find out I feel. like you it's the same as masturbation. do you think it'd be worse than that. crime- wise I don't know cuz it's so. weird well here's the crazy he sucked. his own dick while it was soft oh my God. that's impressive that's insane but it. was uh dangle it into his head or you. come down on it it's funny I was wearing. I said to Louis I wonder if you had any. opinions or thoughts on GG Allen which.

was is a very similar like stage show of. Just Insanity yeah [ __ ] on people and. stuff right I he's such a I've been. watching like these documentaries on him. lately or these little like short films. people have made it's funny what I. thought was cool when I was younger as. an older. performer I like and like like you the. picture out there of Jim Marrs and like. his mug shot and stuff when I watched. the doors when I was younger I thought. it was the coolest thing. because like his Defiance and he like.

you know he might not even show up and. the and the piano players got to sing. all the songs cuz he's drunk with. Jefferson Airplane somewhere and as an. adult performer you're like hey jerich. off show up and do your show you know. what I mean like there's no audience. waiting yeah like there's a coolness to. it but like same thing GG Allen like I. get you want to put on a big show but I. don't know if chucking [ __ ] and the. people in the audience is like the way. to handle. it but meanwhile some people like bro I. got ped to a GG [ __ ] [ __ ] yes they.

probably smeared on their friend [ __ ]. yes you did it Pink Eye forever well. they always tell they all the. documentaries go well there was G there. was Kevin and Kevin was a sweetheart. you're like that was like a character. because he's lost in it if it I mean he. was that was a character just a piece of. [ __ ] was his character Jesus chist I. mean a depl piece of. [ __ ] that's the thing he always be like. my mother didn't give a [ __ ] about me. shot himself on stage and smeared it on.

his face in the name of punk how do you. even [ __ ] yourself on standing no no. buddy there's videos of this he just. goes he goes into the audience and it's. all what's funny is go back to that. picture they love him look at that. picture look at his tattoo what does it. say life sucks scum [ __ ] life sucks scum. [ __ ] smearing [ __ ] on your face um and. then the other side says [ __ ] something. [ __ ] something bro I don't it says [ __ ]. you that is not totally a character um. no get there but what's funny is they.

talk to his mom and stuff cuz his. story's always like you know my mom. parents didn't give a [ __ ] about me and. my dad was this and and [ __ ] you that's. why I'm angry and his mom's like no just. shows pictures of him and his brother. they're both in the band as like kids. just like on like horses like you know. like uh they were like fine like a bunch. of like Massachusetts kids and what. happened he started getting attention to. drugs probably is the ultimate answer he. probably got the drugs and was just like. started getting but I mean like you.

again no I'm going to get coffee. unfixable or or or like unrelenting like. terrible sh like all the stuff he's in. trouble for like beating up a woman. publicly like at NYU he does that. there's video of that of him just like. taking a chick and like throwing her. around the room and like justand. audience no I think a girl was like you. know challenging his cuz I guess he kept. saying he kept saying he was going to. kill himself on stage oh God but he. moved the date a lot like he' kick it.

he' Kick the Can down the road like that. year would go by he'd be like Halloween. and next year I'm gonna blow myself I'm. GNA commit suicide and take as many as I. can with me young Shephard Smith. covering it live shepher Smith look how. cute he was happened at the club space. fish behind me last night a band called. GG Allen and the murder junkies. performed at a club that Prides itself. in its words on having shows on The. Cutting Edge people paid $7 to watch a. man defecate into his own hand while he.

was nuded and that is just the. beginning he also looks down like that. good I'll also give you I'll also give G. I'll give him credit GG too because he. has a tiny tiny pecker and he walks. around with I mean real small never. presented it well damn he was actually. off the stage he was right down here off. the stage isn't it amazing that that. would be the number one concern the size. of his dick this guy's [ __ ] in his.

hand and smearing it in his face on. stage and we're like yeah look at little. boy the courage to stand in front of. people being a smell in that place oh. God you know a lot of people say. speaking publicly is the people's. biggest fear I'd say [ __ ] public. yeah that's standing [ __ ] smearing it on. your face God damn oh it's his drum his. drum are always played naked too and he. shepher Smith he was a spacee Orlando. he's live from Orlando he's got to love. this story God damn that's you the one.

that I saw he goes into the audience and. I said it's funny when they they all are. there for him but they don't want to get. the gross [ __ ] on him so as soon as he. like approaches jumps down the audience. they see they make like these Circles of. around him to give him space and then he. like he shits he turns around bends over. and just rips a couple logs bends down. starts picking starts picking it up in. his mouth oh my God this is insane cover. oh Jesus Christ his [ __ ] in his hand and. threw it into the AUD rubs it all over. his chest that's not the word dude his.

face bro this is so bad and then he runs. into the audience you see the audience. like they're like but they're still. trying to watch but they're like in the. hallways and stuff is there oh my God. just stop stop stop there's no. music right back Jamie boomerang that. I'm going to throw. up oh my God imagine in pictures it's. bad smell be around you it it just be. imagine getting hit in the face with. Gigi's [ __ ] and you're already sweating. and you didn't you didn't know maybe it. might [ __ ] himself he's definitely not.

going to throw it at me only the Farah. Abraham [ __ ] video is the more. impressive [ __ ] video the Teen Mom lady. who just is so like wrapped in the you. know she is Right Far Abraham she was. like an MTV's Teen Mom girl she was like. the first one that was like famous from. that yeah and just turned into she did. some porn scenes she has like only fans. now but she's known for being a mother. she put a video out I guess like someone. just like leaked it but it was her doing. an only fans thing or something and it's. her just turning around with her.

completely plastic body and ripping off. two foot of uncut [ __ ] straight to it's. not pornographic it's like an oddly. satisfying video you ever see those. where it's like when they cut the. perfect like things off and [ __ ] it's. what you're like when it's done you go. oh. you feel like where was that in you. isn't it funny there's all these oddly. satisfying videos of people like making. soap yeah yeah yeah this is a girl I.

mean. it's day everything she ate came out for. sure Christ do you think if someone. knows they're going to do that they hold. it in as long as they can to get it. longer and longer to just really make. sure you getting the full package out in. one shipment I don't know if you could. plan for an unbroken two foot of [ __ ]. that's. regularly I don't think you can plan for. it but you probably increase your odds. sure if you can just F just hold it in. tighten it make more like a sausage they.

say if you drink celery juice your jizz. will be thick and shoot far butting. maybe it won't inter how would you know. I think I found it what Jamie found what. jiz celery juice the video of her. shoting for sure you found it oh my God. don't show me okay show me all right. okay show me I can walk you through this. it's pretty good start start from the. beginning she's so hot so well yeah you. play from there now what you're going to. see first Joe is when it turns around. there's a cork of [ __ ] that was probably. blocking the path that comes out first.

that just fires right out Jes Christ. dude how much do you think you have to. pay to get someone to poop in front of. the camera Tik Tok uh this is not Tik. Tok though so there's the there's the. and. here easily 12 in what two full feet oh. my God it's more than two feet bro he's. coming stop that's enough that was all. it that's enough imagine wanting someone. to do that I want you to [ __ ] for me I.

don't know how I found I have to assume. it's control more than sexual you. naughty girl [ __ ] for me it's got to be. control over sexual yeah but I think. maybe it's a naughty thing some boys are. like [ __ ] is so wrong it's funny I can. watch that and laugh at it and doesn't. make I don't get that like disturbed by. it no chance would I I watched that in. in person I'd be like too much too many. senses involved yeah it's also it's a. thing that's like built into us to avoid. like plagues and disease like get away.

from get away from that that's dis wi. your is that crazy like stuff that comes. out of your body will kill people the. stuff that comes out of your body gets. in water and then someone drinks that. water people are dead she was selling. for 5,000 5,000 bucks for stinky poop. that comes out of me oh wow she's people. are offering her 5,000 bucks for poop. and she's going to keep doing does stuff. I was just like I don't even think that. that could go in the. mail how that question whether or not.

was really a joke reminding her that she. went to sell her poop slime on her. Sophia's website what is that on her and. Sophia's there is other her and Sophia's. website looks like she was selling it. she poop what a great I mean recycling. situation I think that's really. dangerous I don't know if that's this. seems like it's almost a joke oh that's. fake yeah that's fake who was Farah. Abraham where do I know her name. from she was te she was David's. underground she was one of the audience. like celebrities oh really remember the.

underground I think she tried to do. comedy for a second as often will happen. didn't Stormy Daniels try to do comedy. absolutely I think so it's everyone's. fallback plan it's the lowest level of. anything else isn't that nice well. respect the lowest level of respect. they're like it's not better for us. though yeah a porn star can just do it. Tom soonah Abraham please tell me. there's a video of her doing comedy. please don't show it no plastic surgery. just we we will have to be honest so.

don't show it don't show it Jamie I'm. out I can save for myself though well. I'm I mean I just if you you had a video. of you pooping you would imagine like. man this got to be worth a lot of money. I can't just poop for 5,000 bucks I'll. tell you what there was a there's a. money maker a high level going to. recession. a high high level like well-known porn. star who I know no when we were. interviewing her during maybe it was. these were quarantine numbers but during.

the quarantine we interviewed her over. zoom and uh she was saying that she's. doing like a lot of like only fans like. private one-on-one stuff now CU they're. not like filming movies or anything. right now and I was like really I go has. anyone asked. you uh to [ __ ] on camera she goes uh she. goes no not really she goes but I mean. that would be like she's like that would. be a lot wow I was like really I go how. much she goes I mean to like [ __ ] like. that'd be like 500 bucks at. least I'm like yeah I was almost like go.

do it I'll venmo you right now Jes no. way that's possible 500 you got to do it. anyway it's just where you're buy Market. it's a buyer's market yeah I like your. scene you're going to [ __ ] you're going. to [ __ ] you're going to flush it for $ z. i I have a question if you went on to. only fans can you just find find people. to follow or do you just only find do. people find people from their. Instagram so like what like yeah how do. you how does someone because you can't.

search people right I think you can you. can search people but I think finding. people on only. fans is would not be the allore like to. me the allore would be to find them in. the wild and. then and then you find out like oh you. could see this person naked for sure but. you got to think like a lot of these. like Fitness girls that have like huge. only fans followings right like how many. most of those guys like they find out. about them somehow is there a message. board there tell each other they finding. out about him on Instagram like is it a.

Facebook thing it's got to be it's. social media it's all social media I. think join me Instagram isn't that crazy. like if a girl's got a great body all. she has to do is like work out just work. out on camera and do different stuff. every day and you'll get millions of. followers put on makeup millions and. millions of followers the funniest thing. look hot do squads a very fun thing we. do is to look at like uh hot girl. Instagrams such and look just look at. the comments under any like picture it's. like the guys who just you're awesome. but not just you're awesome it's like.

they call her baby and stuff because oh. baby back to oh baby glad to see you. wearing that red bathing suit again no. idea that's creepy so sad those girls. live in a life of like having to watch. over their shoulder for like oh yeah. this the amount of stalkers must be. after them you're constantly. photographing where you're at and they. all think they're in with you they think. they kind of know you I think this is. the pipeline that started up yeah. because they call them that they're like. hey babies like you know pool's Hotel on. Twitch yeah there's a it's not only fans.

and it's not what cam girls do but they. hang out in Pools and Hot Tubs and talk. to the oh yeah we talked about this. before and then that gets them onto. their only fans or whatever else yeah W. you know the podcast porn thing on only. fans they do a podcast couple does a. podcast with a with another girl and. then they [ __ ] only fans right. afterwards we lost we lost podcast of. the year at the avns to that guy oh. really the Adam 22 that's a hilarious. idea yeah going to make porn that's a. good idea that's the Adam 22 guy it's.

the whole [ __ ] thing is so. interesting people are very against it. but they can't say why they just feel. like this is the bad for society or. something I'm thoroughly hypocritical on. I have one of my the SDR show that I do. interviews them a lot porn stars and. they come on to do like you know like. that old uh like ch ch you know it's. like squirting contest kind of thing. right and then especially if I become. like friendly with them at all in any. kind of way right away you're like damn. man this is like a it's a [ __ ] dark.

world it's just is I don't see where. it's not like like dark in some way and. like everyone who's out of it at some. point has some like I guess any job but. you know it's like this guy is a monster. of a person so I'll never be in a room. with them you know that kind of [ __ ]. you're like damn man it never seems to. end yeah but like a regular job a bad. boss just like yells you in front of. everybody yeah hate that guy this one's. like [ __ ] you all Jes but the whole. world like he's [ __ ] you a bunch of.

the girls are probably showing up on. drugs I'm there's so many like things. happening yeah you know what I mean like. uh probably and like the higher level of. professionalism probably from the girl. like the more like like the less kind of. sexy you know what I mean like they when. this person comes in and goes okay where. do I sign this guy's [ __ ] me okay. let's go be hard please. do you think they do it they can't be. like that absolutely profession sure wow. I think girls instinctually from this is. from hearing stories and.

everything don't fully understand like. sometimes how a guy is like how a boner. works because a girl getting upset that. you're not getting hard fast enough or. you weren't somehow hard the second they. like pulled a titty out or something. when it's like what's wrong as soon as. you do that it's never happening all. doing a staring at it like she's so let. down she wants you know nothing's more. counterproductive to what they're trying. to get done it's like no attempt to. doing it like especially when it comes.

out of like the last sexy try yeah like. do you like this do you want me to do. this and you go that's good and they go. you like that he goes well then what's. happening why is it not getting and. you're like oh my God oh my God don't. say that oh my God you don't like this. what's going. on you might as well everyone just put. your socks back on we're going over wow. so aggressive find yourself a cab I live. care show yourself out please imagine. wanting like a very specific reaction.

from a girl like that like imagine if if. a girl's attract to her her tits poke. out yeah oh yeah wouldn't that be wild. Bo boom like it's kind of a crazy thing. with with men it's it's kind of crazy we. grow yeah yeah some yeah it's you could. see well they have a reaction too but. you can't just go like hey Miss I'm just. checking see you like me just go in the. front of her pants be like dri a biscuit. sorry but it's just it's wild that that. needs to happen in order to have sex and. make babies it's wild that that that.

thing needs to change because like some. animals have like a bone there like a. penis yeah like deers have a penis bone. like a lot of animals have bones yeah is. there ever in the wild [ __ ] where. they can't get it up I don't think so I. don't think they can survive that way so. I think they're hard all the time they. just poke it out or when it's necessary. when needed I don't think it's like yeah. I think I don't think a horse looks at. like a a mayor and it's like well they. definitely get horny when the other ones. are in heat right but the thing is that.

they can hit it so quick cuz they have a. bone yeah they just pound in there and. go yeah you ever seen like uh Steve. Rella gave me one to stir coffee with. it's like a little dick bone dick bone. yeah you have fun friends different. animal different how many different. animals have dick Bon already got me a. record player one looking we had that. walrus one yeah we had a walrus one we. still have that that we have a giant. walrus uh dick B oh it's curb too it it. couldn't even go in.

straight swims in you that's a hard ass. thing too man that's a heavy thing. that's how walrus is [ __ ] happy that. chick is holding it look at that. Jes but imagine that they have a a giant. bone really does look a double-sided. dildo yeah you ever seen a whales dick. oh it's carved whales dicks are. Preposterous Doug as big as this room. really oh my god I've never seen seen. whales dick I didn't realize that's Hil. wait the walrus bone is used for doing. what it's a clubbing something no.

getting that dick in there son this one. is like shaped they they use it as a. club is that what it sayum yeah baculum. is what the penis bones that's. the technical name it's got to be weird. you're in your second coat of shellac on. your walr stick W stick how nuts is that. they have a bone in their body but if. you think about it like if you got a. mate. quick predators are after you you can't. just you heard a walrus like your odds.

of escaping sharks suck already [ __ ]. that's a whal s blue whale penis what. it's so long hair on it it's so hairy. cuz it's hairy deal with it it's got a. violin end oh let's go I would imagine. the where is it at on their body where. they can mount that's a good question I. think they probably have to go under. and like bang it from underneath it's. got to be from behind yeah they have to. go they have to go like I would imagine. they' have to go like this like here's. the girl and the.

male get under there and goes like that. God there in video of whales [ __ ]. gets under her and like they match it. just Smash and like slides in there for. a little bit is it one of those like we. would have seen a picture of an upside. down whale [ __ ] never seen that I've. seen whales they can go in the water and. do all kinds of crazy [ __ ] is it coming. from behind like a like a refueling a. jet yeah yeah yeah I would say. underneath and upside down. underneath do you yeah there must be. video maybe they know to both go down in.

the water and they spraying seen in the. water and they swims through it no no no. that's how fish do it these are mammals. so mammals have to breed and they give. birth to their young whereas fish just. jizz eggs go don't worry AR these whales. are all about the cream. pie they're all they're naturally cream. pie animals yeah wow yeah oh that's what. they do upside down you're right okay. wow look at. that that's it and she flips over and. he's got a keep her in spot oh it's it's. a scramble cuz they're both they're both.

real horny and they can't stay in in. position CU they don't have arms have. arms yeah wow there he goes oh it's in. it's in. chap oh he's hit from the side I. pictured missionary giant wh dick oh now. they're married there you go now they. have now they're the [ __ ] happy couple. it's wild how smart those [ __ ] things. are those things are smart as [ __ ] you. ever see them like save a walrus they. were [ __ ] with when they train their. kids yeah they'll save it if they don't. really want to fully dead like put it.

back yeah if they don't want to eat it. they uh they also like they know how to. use ice shelves so like one of them will. uh get up to an ice shelf and they'll uh. tip it yeah so that the thing slides to. them so they get their massive body and. then they're just sliding towards death. they're just they're super intelligent I. went whale uh watching Once in South. Africa and then you pay all this money.

and no whales they don't give you your. money. back sorry man no whale if you want to. see Wales Hawaii is a great place to see. him you always see him there whenever. the the time is that they're there for. breeding or whatever it is why they're. there there's parts of the year I think. it's on around November if I remember. correct but I'm not sure if I do there's. uh I've been there a few times where. I've seen him it's amazing you see him. like in the water splash and you could. like take a boat towards them when I was.

in South Africa we went to Seal Island. which is like that only place where the. Sharks breach to like jump and grab the. seals that was pretty wild yeah yeah I. haven't seen that it's pretty wild yeah. it's the only place where where they cuz. the seals are all up on like this kind. of like barge almost and they just jump. out and grab them love they place in the. world they breach the I didn't even know. sharks go to Alaska not Alaska that was. South Africa oh South Africa I thought. you said Alaska that's how good this. weight. is how close are they to legalizing.

here um I don't know someone told me. yesterday that under something like look. at these [ __ ] monsters they're so. scary just beating it. around I mean what is scarier than. sharks just smashing things with their. teeth. those guys fishing recently and they had. their fish right at the I think it was a. giant tuna right at the edge of the boat. great white just comes and steals it. right at the last second no I haven't. seen that next please they had to go.

just jump backwards like what the [ __ ]. [ __ ] dude yeah those things are. so godamn terrifying what a perfect. eating machine rows of teeth if one. falls out they get another one look at. this got to not fall over Fu dude right. there my mother holy [ __ ] right there. wow look at this is amazing he could. have fallen over he could have got. dragged in yeah right here they had no. idea yeah this is amazing now they know.

and he's like Jesus Christ that's a big. one too man yeah my mom when I was my. mom when I was younger went like her and. one of her friends like girlfriends went. to the Bahamas to. go be young girls I guess and I and I. went to go stay with family in Florida. and that night we went to go see in the. theater uh Jaws 4 and my mom told me. that day she was like you know this is. like no cell phones or anything it's. like house phone you call once a day and. my mom was like oh we're getting ready.

to go on a banana boat today and do. whatever and it's going to be fun and. then that night I went to go see Jaws 4. with my uncle and Jaws particularly I've. never I didn't know what a Banana Boat. was when she said it but in that movie. there's a scene where a banana boat and. that's when he shows up to the Bahamas. jaws and eats everybody off of a banana. boat and I just cried the rest of the. night I was like nine oh my God that's. awful you couldn't get AO it was like. how bad it. looks oh my God those movies were so bad. like once it got to Jaws four like how.

how nutty did it get you from yeah well. well you go from one of the greatest. horror movies of all time Jaws one and. by the time you get to jaws 3D it's a. disaster Jaws 2 was a stretch Jaws 2 was. wacky he's just standing in place that. the shark how many people were in Jaws. too how many of the original people you. you lost the captain cuz he. died Captain died have was the RO Sher. the wife so Roy and the wife are back.

for two it's like the one of the younger. guys cuz he was like something happened. to me last year it's so crazy how a good. movie like Roy Ryder in the first Jaws. is amazing because it's a great movie. that old man was the best but then by. the time you get to the other Jaws is he. still amazing well I I also. I think I might be wrong about this but. I think Jaws the idea is he took. everything from this family cuz I think. in part does Roy shrer die in part two. does he I don't I don't know if he did.

somebody I think one of the they have. two kids I think one dies in part two in. the beginning in an attack and then the. beginning of the Revenge the Bahamas one. it I think it kills like his other kid. or bites his arm imagine if sharks were. like crows where they they recognize. people that suck and they they wow. that's what crows do they see like you. suck in general if you do something to. crows they'll [ __ ] squawk when you. come around like if if someone like shot.

like a crow with a BB gun or something. like that the crow saw it happen and the. person like was there with the crow that. person will get like swooped on by other. crows like when they go out the crows. will like swoop on them and get in their. face Vengeance yeah like trying to [ __ ]. with them you ever see the magpie swoop. in in uh is this two this is the end of. two where they kill it with the power. cable or some [ __ ] like. yeah get out get out of the water your. power you son of a [ __ ] come on son of. a B I thought this the end of one oh. that's right and it bites it and he. throws the cable in its mouth come on.

come on your dad's crazy here it is oh. my. [Music]. God I has to look over come on you can. hear that far open. remember the way they show. it oh my God this the worst special. effects of all time that's so stupid.

that is so stupid and what a dumb. strategy what if the shark Dives under. that rope it's not stupid when when he. comes up his nose just knocks the thing. out of your hands B you seen the ones. where the guys are in the shark cage and. the car the the shark goes through the. bottom of the shark cage just destroys. it it was real recent almost got this. guy's leg it's like literally goes. through the bottom sashing its teeth. like inches from this guy's leg Yeah. you're [ __ ] with dinosaurs that what. are you doing those things have been.

around for 100 million years plus those. [ __ ] things have been around forever. they survived the dinosaurs they throw. Chum in the water to get them to swim. around and then your legs could stick. out of the bottom bro those things are. crazy they're just feeding machines just. swim they can't even stop they stop guys. like steveo and them put like they put. like steak in their pants and then jump. in Hook themselves by the CH H by jump. in and then accidentally like remember. that one he kicked him in the [ __ ]. face look at this look at how this thing. goes through the the cage it's destroyed.

he's got to get the [ __ ] out now watch. this again cuz they put it in a Plexi. gas glass cage for some reason this is. so insane that they did this so insane. and look at that thing so watch how it. comes through the bottom watch this he. thinks he's got something wow Jesus it. was going for him man yeah it was going. for him it shattered it it was going for. him and missed that's all that. was jeez look at it mouth smash it sees. all that fish and it thinks this is a.

big piece of fish that just sitting. there and no one's eating it wow so I'll. just go eat that and he gets out of the. way just in time dude look at that just. in time almost the force pushed him up. yeah like it wasn't even scurrying out. of the way right it was the Box breaking. and kind of led him slightly to the side. and he missed. God damn how did that guy survive how he. get out of there that is [ __ ]. insane yeah pull them out immediately. that's all those things do just swim and.

eat swim and eat probably just a blank. crunching noise in their brain probably. no instincts at all just don't. care like oh this is good is there any. evidence of fish being emotional of any. way at all no or is it pure just just a. squid live their lives this lady said. this once she goes I eat fish cuz they. don't take care of their. kids I was like it's true she's like. yeah if I need protein I'll eat fish I. don't I'm not connected to them like. that's true I get it like if you see.

like a mama deer taking care of her baby. deers like I get it kosher you can eat. anything you have to kill everything a. certain way except fish you can eat. alive if you want you can just take a. bite out of one they don't care so how. what if what would you co do kosher. would mean you would have to eat. agriculture animals right cuz you. couldn't. hunt right for animals except fish but. what would you do in a case of like an. apocalypse would you stick with that no. what what would people do do you have. like rules where you're allowed to get. out of stuff if you're going to die you. can do a lot of stuff okay yeah you.

can't rap can you eat a person with. [Laughter]. cheese that's hilarious people meat and. cheese doesn't go together it's like oh. that's the line that's that's our number. one right like eating people and people. eat people would we eat. people well that's like the Doner party. type [ __ ] they eat each other to stay. alive and then they made it so you're on.

the other side you live but you live cuz. you ate your friend yeah it was. like it's tough yeah a lot of them were. waiting for people to die and then. eating them and I think some people. probably just sacrificed themselves I. think some of those people were like. let's have a rule where nobody eats. their own family we pass around defitely. me if I die you imagine circumstance. it's not like a dire situation where you. would try cooked human flesh in any way. I'm not really interested in that yeah. no it just doesn't seem like a road you. want to go down what if it's your.

favorite food you find out what if you. eat it and you're like holy [ __ ] thef. people this is [ __ ] amazing it's. delicious The Perfect combo of salty and. sweet did you see the menu slow roast. the movie the menu that was great great. movie right that was a wild ass movie. but like that's the kind of movie where. they would serve you human flesh mhm oh. yeah well AR said we brought it up today. on the way here cuz he was saying him. and Bobby Kelly went to uh the. Copenhagen yeah it's like kind of based. on that yeah and so up its own ass it's.

hilarious but they do everything great. Denmark inmar Copenhagen he just closed. oh what's it called nma oh that's the. guy that just decided out of the blue to. stop he like the greatest Chef in the. world he's second time first time he. stopped he won like the best sh best. rush out in the world like three or four. years and then he was like I'm out and. then like a couple years later he came. back and then he said like there's no. way to do this like by paying everybody. enough so he's like you can't make. profits that way he goes you're right. actually we'll just shut down wow yeah.

he's like I thought about it this is. weird to take advantage of people. financially and then you can't operate. otherwise what made it the best place. like things you would never combine used. to peel walnuts yeah but I mean it was a. 26 experience things for sure but I'm. saying like is it like a mixture of like. they spared no expense they didn't. overload it with tables they like moved. it out so you had a great experience 26. courses they were like we have a wine. pairing menu and I was like okay and. Bob's like I'm I'm alcoholic and they go. we got a juice bearing menu for you then. and just like.

every everything was taken care of nice. yeah it was like two and a half hours. how much is it per person. $500 that's actually not as bad as I. thought though really very. interesting they have professional chefs. peeling walnuts so you don't get the. little shells thing stuck in your teeth. did you enjoy it as much as you enjoyed. another really good restaurant like was. it an added part of the experience to. have all those courses and yeah yeah. yeah it was an adventure fried Moss ants. to to mimic Citrus how are the fries.

skin on and you leave hungry that's what. everybody says and it's. true what makes the best restaurant in. the world oh is that Cav brain jelly wow. what oh everything's local he started. raineer brain jelly. nope it's all good no no it ain't. interesting but it's not very filling. wait what are they saying hang on there. Beetle made from Berry hides and black. garlic wow I didn't have that one oh.

wow interesting flower pot rose scented. cake in the shape of a flower pot Wow. Wow Come. on come on show up my God that's insane. You're just showing off okay duck brain. wow F candy. nope oh my God no what is that feet nope. is that chicken feet yeah oh duck feet. du can't fudge fudge made from smoked. duck fat wait is that is it just shaped.

like duck feet I don't know yeah it's. just shaped like duck feet but I mean. that's insane. yeah wow du so that's just a different. kind of experience it's all experiential. it's also not bad it's good but like for. the adventure halfway into those I'm. like I just want to stay yeah [ __ ]. medium rare glass of wine I'm [ __ ]. simple me and Ari went to the the blind. y place in uh Toronto once what's that.

complete in the darkness you complete. darkness blind waiters and waitresses. what they lead you to behind a curtain. then another curtain then another pitch. black they seat you down they feel your. way down absolute black is that what to. on Noir uh maybe I did one in uh in. Vietnam once and then we did this. together how do you see where you're. going they lead you they lead you what. if you have to pee you tell them and. they'll lead you they come they lead you. to the bathroom how do you know where. you're pissing how do you know when. you're done wiping your ass I think they. take you take dump they take you what.

don't take a dump in what you have to. take a dump you going to hold it in to. get a [ __ ] like that lady on only. fans what are you going to do you're. sometimes you have to take a [ __ ] true. Ari you've [ __ ] in restaurants that are. really nice before yeah you're right I. take it back what you do take it back. you'll have to [ __ ] in the dark see you. would only not do it because it's a. blind restaurant right that's the thing. and at regular restaurant of course you. take a [ __ ] right if you went to nma and. I was like I have to use the restaurant. I'm not going to not enjoy this yeah. I'll be back in yeah otherwise I'm going. to be holding my [ __ ] isn't that why you. have a toilet so I can take a [ __ ] but.

not at that blind place you be like how. do I know when I'm done wiping my ass. idea what if accidentally [ __ ] in my. pants what have a a little PE pinch of a. log maybe they give you a light in the. bathroom maybe they leads you maybe your. underwear are destroyed and you have to. take them off and smell them you know. maybe you rued your every everybody be. like every time youp you got to clap. your cheeks and see if it makes a Mucky. noise and then maybe you find out where. the sink is to wash your [ __ ] hands. they they have to have a sink there too.

yeah they got have have to wash your. hands so then you have to take your. underwear and put they go in there with. you you smell your underwear you don't. like what you're smelling you're pitch. black like God damn it did I [ __ ] my. pants wash your underwear your wet. underwear in that sink and hope you got. it good and then. Dy it off of paper towels put it trying. to save the underwear you don't have to. worry about you don't have to worry. about Aesthetics you got to worry about. smell smell should be problem number one.

need some soap on your own covered up. with some dirt and then as you're. leaving the blind people going what the. [ __ ] what you doing in there man and. they can smell better than regular. people so they know oh they know they. smell you thought you got it off but you. didn't I thought it was weird as when we. were eating if me and Ari like would. stop talking for a minute like how Zone. like you can almost like. almost like like robotically like Zone. in on conversations coming from. different like you know listening to. other people and you can really hear it. like clearly MH like but if you could. shw then you can almost go there's also.

someone behind talking you can like. almost focus in it's very weird so you. eating with your hands or you using. Forks you get a fork and knife just. spoons KN a knife spoons yeah Jesus. Christ there was once we were going to. try each other's like drink so we're. like let's try this let's pass it but. it's like you have no idea so you're. just like passing I'm sliding mine over. I'm sliding and then like going back and. forth like waiting slowly to touch his. hand and I'm like how am I not getting. it it's that dark how am I not getting. it black and then he goes how far up are. you I'm like up why are you including up.

first of all it wasn't drinks it was. something on our forks and I wasn't even. thinking of that I was doing that cuz. Ari's definitely down here trying to. like you know feel our hands touch and. I'm apparently just like where's your. face in the. air stabbed his eyes. up don't up at all oh my God up that's. hilarious it what a novel concept yeah. you couldn't tell what you were eating. it was just like guessing based on smell. and but that's what I thought was.

interesting I was wrong on almost. everything what they do is they they ask. you if you want to know or if you want. to be surprised so I was like we were. both just surprised and they asked you. afterwards what do you think that was. and I mean like was like pork and. they're like chicken damn like was that. turkey that was sausage everything was. like nothing was right and you're like. if you can't see it's amazing how much. it like uh affected that one that that. affects people that eat like fake meat. what they think they're eating meat it.

makes it taste better if you gave. someone one of them fake meat burgers. and didn't tell them how much would they. be able to tell cuz most of the time. when people are eating a beyond meat. Burger they know right right you do it. on purpose you lie to them yeah if you. just gave it to them how much would they. know especially they might just think. it's a bland Burger especially if it's. got like uh you put [ __ ] all kinds of. sauce and pickles and [ __ ] I had the uh. the one from uh Burger King once the. impossible whoer was it it tastes. identical because you realize it's.

nothing to do with the meat anyway it's. the it's the way they stack that the. Mayo and whatever sh all sugars I had a. quarter pounder like about a year ago. like I've never eat one of those and I. pulled into I was [ __ ] starving I'm. like let's go come on eat this stuff I. order a quar pound of fries and I was. amazing how sweet it tasted I'm like it. feels like there's sugar in this like. did they put sugar in Quarter Pounders. oh got to be got to be but I was like. eating it I was like this is kind of. like it was delicious first of all but.

it was also it was like this is kind of. like a pastry and a burger at the same. time it was so sweet it was good though. I mean I obviously I get it like it. seems like it's no one's going like I. learned to like it nine gram of sugar. nine grams of sugar that's how much that. to how much is that next to a r I know. what it's in it could be in the bread. that's nothing compared to like a can of. Coke but it's sweet enough that I was. noticing it because most of the time. like I'm like an In-N-Out guy I like uh.

I like In-N-Out with like lettuce wraps. that's the best it's just meat and. cheese and that with uh Five Guys makes. a mean lettuce wrap too oh Five Guys has. the best though they're all coming. around Five Guys has. jalap they have better fries Five Guys. has those cajun fries. Five Guys does m skin on though not my. jam I'll take it man already's got an. old Jewish bladder well it was me. yesterday sometimes you just [ __ ] up and.

you overhydrate yesterday I had to pee. three [ __ ] times in the first three. hours just drank too much water my age. is hitting me that I don't have to pee a. lot but when I have to pee we got to get. there. now yeah as long as it's just pee when I. have to pee I to [ __ ] um dude. congratulations we're waiting forari. that club isk beautiful thanks thanks. it's fun everything everybody said it. was too which is uh yeah the energy down. here is good right now for comedy a. [ __ ] well there's a lot of good.

people here and uh a lot of funny people. that are actually working there which is. fun too well you guys walked in the you. guys getting some Rebeccas down here. with the creek and everything and like. uh like it was weird like the you know. i' come down here and do gigs before. like you you came down here and with the. scene. uh changing there was a little bit of. like push back what push in the. beginning I don't know if it was like if. you got it on your plate at all but like. it was funny like some of the comics in. Austin you'd be like hey like it's.

becoming a real scene down there and. it's like yeah for like this batch of. people it you know it's like it seemed. like that cause a divide that I didn't. know was um not even like. uh there was already that thing in New. York I felt like you know you're always. going to have uh people when there's a. lot of shows that only have like four or. five people like The Joe Rogan and. friend shows that I was doing at the M. the people that are just left. out not enough spots that's part of the. reason why we decided to do two Open Mic. nights love it so we have open mic night. on Sunday and Monday and then obviously.

there's kill Tony which is the. Cornerstone of like the comedy scene. because that's the new people a lot of. times that's where they get their first. set and they're doing it live on [ __ ]. YouTube it's amazing it's a great. [ __ ] fun show and it was awesome. watching you guys on SM to have a killer. a open mic right there they're there. there for it anyway why make them waste. their night if they don't get drawn. exactly this way um you got a chance to. do the open mic you got a chance to do. uh kill Tony there's another open mic on.

Sunday it's like the way it's set up. it's it's set up to Foster new Talent. too it's not just set up to take care of. existing Talent it's set up so that you. create a nice comedy environment where. people can go and see guys like Shane. Gillis see guys like you guys go up see. guys like Greg Fitz Simmons or you know. um Schultz was here last week it was. [ __ ] amazing like it's they get to. see these people coming to they to see. Dave Chappelle show up yeah you know. they're getting to see like the cream of. the crop come in that's why she used to.

put us on the door for that reason to. see better Comics exactly cuz it's it's. a massive part of the education so to to. we wanted to make sure that that was. like a big part of what we were doing. dude there's a make sure it's swarm of. employees just like all Comics I assume. or some level of it yeah yeah lot just. taking care of everything yeah and they. get to punch out like if they have a set. they can go punch out love that and come. back oh really yeah if you have a set. across town just punch out come back. that's awesome yeah don't waste the.

night do a set yeah the whole idea is. that it's like it's an environment for. growing uh new people and for for like. spreading comedy like a lot of comics. particularly in the beginning they need. like some something that they can. believe in and count on and you don't. necessarily get that if someone's doing. these popup shows here or there you're. like how am I included in this how can I. get included in this and the only way is. you have to have open mics you have to. have open mics it's the only way and.

then on top of open mics you have to. have like little satellite rooms there's. got to be a way you can kind of Branch. out this guy's got a room here he's got. a room there and you make this you. network with the other Comics that are. doing that and you put together a. [ __ ] act but you want to know that. there's like what is what's the scene. like what what's the community like uh. how many good Comics are around here how. can I can I learn from these people. because if you're stuck in a place where. you're the funniest guy in town you're. in some weird spot in the middle of. nowhere you got to get out of there.

right like if you want to grow as a. comic you're not going to grow in a. vacuum you're not going to grow in a. vacuum but do you think that's what I. mean it used to be obviously always they. push you to the coast New York or La. that's kind of like over now do you. think it's as like here in Nashville is. the same different at this point as far. as like what you're trying what's going. on in Nashville I mean Nashville Zanies. which is a great Club it's been around. forever it's one of the best in the. country but I don't know what the scene. is other than Zan I don't know much.

either there's a lot clubs here now it's. it's bigger here it's a lot bigger here. oh yeah there's a lot of clubs here now. it's it's different there's a lot of. like worldclass comedians that moved. here it's it's kind of different and. it's just look like just want to make it. a great place for everybody want fun for. what we would love to do that's what we. love the most about the store was the. the hang the comaraderie we were just. always [ __ ] around always laughing. always having fun already fun hang yeah. and we also watch each other sets I like. that new thing we talk about a new bit. it's fun but I was the best G like New.

York was the best gym is the way I would. put it for comedy because of the uh. availability of stage time and you just. kind of keep going up from like 3:00. p.m. if you wanted to until you know. 2:00 in the morning and I don't think. that's even true at all anymore that you. need to be in that scene now at all and. that's what I mean like you could really. get fullon successful and never leave. your uh Hometown well hometown's wrong. thing but I said there's just more. Avenues I think now there's like a few. but you can get up three times four.

times a night here absolutely so you you. can get the spots now you definitely can. here I mean especially in that one area. you you got the creek creek in the cave. which is right there right next to us. then you got Vulcan which is also like. half a block away from us and then you. have red band's uh room the sunset. sunset what is it sunset ATX room Sunset. sunet. room Sunset Strip ATX Sunset Strip room. and that's a that's right next to us. that's 500 seats plus bar shows yeah and. then there's plenty of show there's also.

the Vita room I haven't been to that U. Ron White said it's place called The. Green Room that's a small spot that's. right over there so there's awesome a. lot of spots and then you're always. going to have the out of out of town. stuff you're always going to have. someone's doing a comedy show in. Dripping Springs someone's doing a. comedy show here there's a bar they're. hiring comedians but the industry is not. leaving La that's what I wonder if it's. going to go think yeah sure the industry. man the industry kind of podcasts for us. the industry is podcast the industry is.

podcast and standup that's the industry. for us like we think of the industry is. like someone's going to hire us to do. something outside of doing standup yeah. right it's like which is like is that. really what you want like like if if. which I don't know care about like. auditioning for movies or TV stuff it's. never been my deal anyway if it is your. deal that's the place to be if that's at. point it's all zoom on that [ __ ] you'll. just have to fly in for the final. meeting yeah you're not wrong yeah but. you got a network if you want to make it. as an actor God those sickening [ __ ].

networking parties if I life you to go. to those still going on those things if. you're someone in the beginning you want. the casting people to like you you want. the executives to like you like go that. Jay's a Charming guy he's really fun. yeah you know you go to these things and. they'd like you cuz you'd hang out with. them and talk. [ __ ] industry laughter is the worst feel. in world I trying to have a good. time it's wild literal vampires g yep y. literal vampires sucking the youth out. of like one Talent just but that's the.

nature of the gig the nature of the gig. is you got to depend on other people to. come up with stuff that you can get. credit. for that is there that's the way that. animal feeds 100% dude it's a nature of. the gig and you know you have enormous. power when you're at a network like in. what does and doesn't get on everyone's. going to like you and it's all so weird. like you know they have these weird. sweetheart deals with production. companies at least they did in the. sitcom days and so like a crappy show. would be on right after friends and it.

would be like number two in the ratings. and everybody. like because of these are garbage shows. shows were just sing guy oh Jesus Christ. there was a few of them they also ran. shows it was like in between Seinfeld. and friends and in between Seinfeld and. er Paul Sims from news radio famously. called it a [ __ ] sandwich he's like he. like it's what it is it's like they're. sandwiching two good shows Seinfeld and. friends the idea now of anything like. that Abbot Elementary I've never seen it.

but I've heard good things about it and. it's staying around it's popular it's. like huge but where does that happen. anymore like where sitcom is like should. be anyone's endgame anymore I feel like. if it was really good people always love. them if someone can come up with a. really good Curb Your Enthusiasm people. always love them always was great they. always love them they're just generally. so [ __ ] lame but they're few and far. between and a lot of times it's just. like it seems like I feel like there's. no learning from like the mistakes and I. don't know if always sometimes just. throwing in like let's make you best.

friends with the S retro like but I me. that just like you know what this guy. was popular at this one point throw him. in another show C John CER is always. something Two and a Half Men all stuck. yeah it's just a weird life man it's a. weird life George Lopez is back like the. George Lopez Show then the other one's. called now it's called Lopez versus. Lopez it's like a lot of the same you. see a commercial for at a bar sometimes. and you'll come on but on mute and. you're just like this looks like a. sketch looks like they're playing a. sketch of what a sitcom was it used to.

be the thing you wanted yeah in the '90s. when I came here I was like holy [ __ ]. you're on a sitcom like yeah real real. development deal the real thing was. having your own sitcom like everybody. wanted their own sitcom and you meet. these other people that had their own. sitcom like whoa you know they you got. your own that's when you almost the sign. for failure though is when the name. everyone the Seinfeld model people tried. to use it remember was a cig horn yeah. yep Costello Sue Costello had her own.

thing once I remember when I was on. around direct when I was on news radio. Tom rhs had the Tom rad he a teacher on. NBC I was like dude you got your own. show this is crazy like I know Tom from. the clubs to see him. like Road show that's nuts. that was was that before or after he did. that talk show. overseas then that ended and he went he. got a job offer there and he just loved. Amsterdam I think stay yeah he still had. like the long hair when he was uh on the.

SI beautiful hair Tom RH is in the. running for coolest guy in comedy oh. yeah you'd have to at least nominate him. what a life interesting guy too you. follow him on Instagram he's always like. going to these interesting places he. does a lot of traveling and takes photos. of it I never think it's for comedy but. it always isy himself for comedy that's. wild I'm I'm going to pyang it's like. for what you want to see some famous. thing like smart shows see things bookie. gig he had an album that was just bits. about local places like a Shanghai bit.

and then a [ __ ] Mongolia bit for in. that town or in that place and it was. like 135 minutes can you imagine doing. comedy for Mongolians and they get mad. at you you crossed the line like what oh. no they jump on archers on Horseback. coming at you bro you're so [ __ ]. you how scary that would be you piss off. a dude with a fur hat yeah don't piss. off Mong Eagle the F man shoes got a. falcon on his wrist get him takes the. mask off that [ __ ] monster your.

shoulder pads of. [Music]. skulls imagine they turn the lights on. that blind menu place that's what you. get no it's all Mongols it's a horror. they've been slicing human beings like. like a [ __ ] ham slicing pieces and. serving it to you. Jesus the club is great though dude I'm. really excited I did sit in the other. room too that was fun got a good late. night o Vibe it's got um a good late. night o vibe in the little room the big.

room is like a it's it's not like the. main room but it's not like the O it's. kind of like the o on steroids it's just. a larger o but it's very the sound it's. like it's got to it's a real honest room. it's really good set up great feels like. a balcony from on stage but it's not. shout out to Lou CK because he gave me. some really good advice about like the. setup he came while we're in the middle. of construction we changed a couple. things because of his uh his advice I. love that yeah we lowered the ceiling in.

the little room um we made the stage. smaller the stage was like four feet. larger on each side he's like why is it. so big I'm like yeah why is it so big. let's go chop it up in a little room. yeah I just said just tell me what you. think and I'll do that and so he's like. lower the ceiling to like here lower the. ceiling to there and then the other room. like lower it even further in the other. room like okay lower it that's funny. when someone gives you really expensive. advice goes say it and I'll do it he. goes [ __ ] I'd get rid of this wall [ __ ]. with two inches yeah no he just told me. what he thought it was right he was.

right like he was thinking about I was. like yeah do it he's like do it right. the first time like yep yeah fix board. it opens because I thought it would be. okay the way it was but it wouldn't be. optimal that's the point like you're. doing all this construction why not make. it optimal you know it just required a. lot more [ __ ] a lot more stuff have to. be in place but but I mean man it's just. run so right yeah it's great it's. awesome it it it looks like a like it. feels like a club you know like a real. old like this one works Club have you.

farmed out like the boss jobs enough. that you don't feel like you have to. have weird things with people ever well. there's weird things you're always going. to have weird things one of the the. great things about that building is the. building itself there's something about. that building man that there's something. about these old old old buildings I feel. like they've got there's some memory in. that building some abortions late night. like when we start that's the story when. we started like right away it was like. Jesus Christ it feels like we've been. here for like 10 years like everybody. was kind of weirded out on their first. set because it was just kind of crazy.

like oh my God we're doing it CU we. talked about doing it for two years so. many years it was around the corner yeah. well you know what happened now you know. the cult the cult so hypnotist got in. the way slithered out of that [ __ ]. deal and I had to get a new place. building sank under a mount of [ __ ] and. that was after ID already hired. everybody. so so I had to find another. spot oh so you you Chang places oh yeah. it was going to be out of town place the. C place that we talked about earlier. that holy hell that was the original. place that's so funny it's haunted by.

the ghost of cheek implants bro haunted. by all the sorrow of people who wasted. 20 years doing that following a dude it. was so sad at the end the end of the. documentary when you see these people. now regretting deeply their time years I. gave my life to this man and all I got. was butt [ __ ] they too much for a. t-shirt they all seem agree that in the. beginning it was awesome they were nice. but always it's always is the thing 176. in the beginning it was awesome your.

second amendment you had your first. amendment you like the Charles Manson's. like it started it was as as his mind. went since he was the leader they just. they would have went every direction he. wanted to go if he goes every day we're. going to go out and give flowers to. people and tell them like put a smile on. your face it'll make things but he just. started going like yeah you know about. that do you know the whole story story. you should read this book called chaos. from Tom O'Neal it's GRE fit Simmons's. neighbor you know that that story it's. he wrote a book about Manson in in the. CIA like man Manson was like literally.

trained in LSD they they visited him. this guy Jolly West visited him in jail. he was a part of a program they were. doing they dosed him up with acid and. then gave him acid to seduce these. hippies and taught him iies for like. don't do acid but tell them you did then. they do it and this is how you control. them like he had like. guided help throughout his time because. they were trying to discredit the hippie. movement and the anti-war movement and.

they were trying to see if they could. get a guy to convince hippies to be. murderers oh to make them like fear he. got arrested he was on Parole he got. arrested multiple times and when he got. arrested they would always let him go. and they would always say we found out. it was above our pay grade so they were. making this is documented in this book. called chaos you got to read this book. cuz this is not like wild assertions. this is a guy who went on this like. rabbit hole for 20 years and he. uncovered all the evidence about the. case and he's like there's real evidence. that this MK Ultra operation MK Ultra.

mind control [ __ ] that Manson was a part. of that and that they were helping him. where did he get all this asset that he. was getting this asset giving it to. these kids how does he know how to like. control these people and get them to do. things like they they taught him how to. do it in prison they were also they were. never in their right mind that's true. there was never like a clear mind in. programed these people while they were. high on acid and got them to kill people. wow worked you got really vulnerable. very gullible people you dose them up. with acid I Hae your garbage man and.

then next thing you know you're [ __ ]. stabbing people cuz you feel like. they're pigs the guy uh when he I don't. know if it was a Dian story what are the. ones he did in jail yeah and then when. it cuts to at one point they go I would. on ask a few more questions that uh he. just did what and it's kind of like. tages him like pointing crazy and then. doing like. Kar like Elvis karate at one point he. must have been on such a fun. level well didn't he there was a thing. in the book where he threatened one of.

the uh Beach Boys because he wanted to. be a musician right you remember that. yeah he wanted to be a musician it. didn't work out for him so he was like. trying to kill one of the [ __ ] Beach. Boys I think it was Brian Wilson to. replace him or he was just to punish. no so it was the Beach Boys it was Brian. Wilson's brother what the other Wilson. whatever the Wilson it was I believe. what did he accuse him of so I think he. just like loved getting his drugs and. [ __ ] that he would bring around who.

would bring around Charles Manson man. bring around these chicks and whatever. and they'd party with the guys and they. and you know I think he gave them like a. I think he brought one of his songs to. The Beach Boys and they recorded it I. think the Beach Boys recorded a song. written co-written at least yeah never. learn never to love was written by. Charles Manson yeah if you've ever heard. this fact before without any details you. might think that Manson had some kind of. career in the music industry before he. went weird those murders meant he was. connected with a bunch of stars in Los.

Angeles right but this connection was. more than professional for a while Beach. Boy Dennis Wilson was actually sharing a. house with the Manson family once Manson. had already become a cult leader by a. house we me Wilson's own house the. family moved in took over and Wilson had. flee and abandon all his belongings to. escape the family's clutches holy [ __ ]. it all started in April 1968 when Wilson. picked up a couple of hitchhiking women. have you ever seen Once Upon a Time in. Hollywood picture that scene where Brad.

Pit's character picks up a Manson. follower played by Margaret qua the. women of the family used this tactic. repeatedly to lure in new followers the. two hitchhikers offered to come to. Wilson's Place Wilson didn't realize. they'd take up residence following the. one nightst or that their Guru Charles. and his other followers would move in as. well holy [ __ ] read next paragraph. Margaret quali also Pete Davidson's. Notch list God bless him dude fellow. Beach Boy Brian Wilson would later.

describe coming to dinner at Dennis's. place and seeing him with Manson and a. bunch of Manson girls all naked and LSD. orgy followed dinner and when he. declined to take part and just went for. a shower a naked Charles tried to join. him there and warned him that leaving. the group was not an option wow you're. [ __ ] us oh my God leaving the group. was not an option no showers you're. [ __ ] us oh my God yeah and then the. first thing uh imagine Charles banson in.

your house with a boner telling you it's. time to [ __ ] get down here this is not. an option you're you're come on it's not. an option yeah but he what it was I. think. like look at this Brian got the hell out. of the house night but Dennis stayed. behind of course and for a while he. seemed trapped the family occupied his. home for months racking up close to a. million dollar in expenses in today's. money including a large amount just on. STD.

treatments Dennis publicly spoke highly. of and and said he was happy that the. family were relieving him of the burden. of wealth which sounds truly like. something only a cult member would say. they relieving of the burd you could. just give it away wow and then the guy. was the reason they ended up at Sharon. Tates was I guess it was the producer. that I think that Dennis guy was. eventually like okay man I'll try to get. you like a record deal and took it to. whoever this producer was and the. producer was like not I think he was. like not interested and then moved the.

next day oh my God and so they went to. the wrong yeah he wasn't there to kill. like Sharon taton they just killed. everybody in the house J that's so. spooky he thought he was like kill. whoever's oh no was that yeah that was. that that was everybody in the house. Sharon T was wats Tex Watson was the guy. who killed most of the people right and. then there was squeaky FR who tried to. kill Nixon yeah I think no no Ford she. tried to kill Ford right those were. isn't she is she one of the ones you can. like see her talk now and she's like. yeah that was a weird decade huh some of.

them are so like really yeah I think. some of them kind of back now well I. know that she kept going up for parole. and them like no player you're a little. too wild F old ladies now it's so funny. like yeah you know 60s man killed Gerald. in 75 see if you can find a video of her. talking oh wow look wow not. bad Squeaky from oh she's young oh.

man but that's the thing man with these. these LSD Cults like what they were. doing was orchestrated like they were. trying to figure out what was possible. with LSD and the best way to figure that. out was to get someone to do it on a. bunch of hippies and that way you could. discredit the movement at the same time. you could also find out what strategies. you can employ to get people to follow. you and can you get people to murder. people if you if you do this correctly. nice tactic you also get it up to [ __ ]. those dumpy broads you help more like.

squeaky Frump to CIA there's there's. real evidence in this book that they ran. a clinic in hate Ashbury in San. Francisco dosen people we we know they. were dosing people at at broel right. they did it at brothel they did this. operation night climax so these guys. would go into these whouses try to have. sex with the lady the lady would give. them a drink and the drink would have. acid in it and they'd be tripping balls. through a two-way mirror wow and they. would study these guys that's what is a.

squeaky from is this her. talking that's not her is no the first. one I think was. her be I think going to talk to you I. thought. well maybe I'll bring a gun and. then I I said said to myself are you. going to shoot him and I said. um I'm going to I'm going to go see. what's. necessary so I had all these thoughts.

about what I wanted to. accomplish and I just put the gun out. and stuck it in there and there was no. bullet in the chamber uh. bondorf uh a secret service agent. grabbed it and a interesting thing. happened a. guy you see what I mean though high on. um marijuana he was wearing a yellow. suit and when I they had me on the.

ground and I was telling him it's okay. it's okay it didn't go up it's okay the. guy walked over and he picked up my hand. and I was so relaxed then he was talking. talking to me and the secret service. agent said who are you he's the guy with. a beard I always wanted to talk to him. afterward whoa yeah say they're so like.

they're like yeah well what got their. brain lady out of jail or did they film. this in jail like that which is really. creepy if they did I think she's out of. jail she must be out of jail say out of. jail she must be out of jail there's no. way they if they wanted to do it in jail. they would make it look like you're in. jail. in jail jail they really did go against. jail cloth so much more fun yeah you. want jail clothes they were against like. all of the ideas of hippies though but. wasn't that also sort of the thing was.

they were supposed to be setting people. up right like they were going to go do. violent crimes to blame there's a lot. black people to there's a lot yeah. Charles thought he was going to start a. race war but wow there's a lot of what. they were doing was orchestrated by him. giving these people ass Aid and telling. them what to do and then him not doing. acid and he was like guiding them it's. really creepy it's almost wish that. before he died he would have told the. story of like how all that happened so. he was like you're not going to make me.

make them do this thing I'll just not. take the acid then I'll make him do. whatever I want uh yeah he would he. would well first of all like those. killings like he wasn't involved in. those but he might have killed some. people there's some evidence that he. probably killed someone somewhere along. the line and then there was you know. these people that were just lost kids. lost kids and getting dosed up with acid. by like a lifetime criminal a guy was a. conman his whole life working in. conjunction with the CIA if that's true. that is a [ __ ] wild thing that.

happened yeah and that they did it to. try to stop the anti-war movement and. stop the hippie movement but we know. they did certain things like that like I. had Rick doblin from maps on the other. day and he was explaining how the. sweeping schedule one Act of 1970 a lot. of it was designed to stop protests and. to stop the Black Panthers and to stop. all these other people that were doing. all these different things like the. anti-war people cuz then they could. arrest them they could arrest them for. pot they could arrest them for mushrooms. they could arrest and this is schedule.

one [ __ ] now you're all the people that. thought it was okay to take acid nope. now you're going to jail and they could. just round up everybody with these new. tactics and say hey they were on assd. and people like oh okay we got people. scatter too like how committed are you. to the cause if everybody's getting. locked up by the government you get the. [ __ ] out of town you abandon ship and. start a real job a lot of people. probably bailed on it they wanted to do. many uncredited Manson family members. and they do they pop up in like. documentaries they go yeah I you can see. me in the back of one picture my name's.

Cliff some guys we had a lot of family. members yeah that's what I'm saying like. there's just some other guy who wasn't. there that night he goes no I was back. at the place getting some [ __ ] from. this new girl I heard they went out and. killed somebody that's pretty nuts yeah. right. but you got what a crazy time too right. cuz you're relying on newspapers right. that's where you're getting your. information from and you know there's a. little briefing on the 5 o' News nobody. knows what the [ __ ] is going on you're. hearing word of mouth right and uh you.

you find out that these people getting. murdered in the Hollywood Hills by. hippies you're like what we got to get. rid of these hippies what exactly my God. they're doing ass and they murder people. it's a perfect plan if you really can. get a guy like Manson and convince him. that he's got to do this for you and. that's why he's free like we have you. you you're free like he gets arrested. they get him out look you owe me you. piece of [ __ ] you understand me like and. then get him to do these things get them. to commit crimes get them to murder. people get them to what wasn't there.

they were after that polish artist right. vyek wowski yeah for what wasn't weren't. they trying to kill him or was yeah or. was he like accidentally at the house. but he he got murdered too in that in. the Sharon Tate house yeah yeah everyone. in there was it was just like a kill. whoever was there I think Manson found. out when they went home that it was like. Hey that producer guy you're pissed off. wasn't there he just moved oh that's. right that's right so was it was he.

trying that Mur that murder was pissing. off about saying the guy who was like. I'm not interested in your music and I. don't care and then he wasn't even there. it seemed like it was Dennis Wilson. brought him to okay fine like you know. that's right you're hooking me up so. much like here's a producer and when the. producer was like not interested I think. he got mad at Dennis Wilson Dennis. Wilson was like I only like bring you to. the guy yeah and like and then so his. thing was to have them go kill him that. night and his family Dennis Wilson uh no. the producer.

and happened to move wow oh my God like. they caught him on a day that he was. moving or his address was listed wrong. or something you know it was just like. right I think he rented the house out. right or something like that yeah cuz. said the Sher just moved in and he was. like Roman plansky was off doing. whatever. [ __ ] doing whatever they said that's. what killed the 60s the spirit of the. 60s that was a there was a lot of those. things that happened but it was very. orchestrated like the fact that they. were able to make everything schedule.

one we still have those things schedule. one oh so annoying it's so long later. it's 50 years later and those things are. still schedule one it doesn't make any. sense 60s so much young death in. like more important to people like in. society at the time so like right the 27. club and all those people kind of going. down like that killed the spirit of the. 60s too you know what I mean like. everyone was just gone like oh I guess. this lifestyle is not good yeah you're. like like this is a fun life of taking.

drugs and getting you know acid and it's. like oh everyone's [ __ ] dying they're. [ __ ] killing. Beatles. yeah they're killing the Beatles yeah. then when did they kill John that was 80. though that was in the 80s yeah that was. lat think it was 1980 right out outside. his apartment building right outside. Jesus Christ she still lives there Jesus. Christ they wiped off how about move. yeah how about move there's other she. still lives there I think so or maybe. just sold it maybe that was like a. clever real estate Ploy you know it's.

worth more now you know like American. Psycho style remember when American. Psycho he goes back to the to that was. in the book too it's even more graphic. but he goes back to one of his. Apartments where he left a body and it's. missing it's all cleaned up it's all. cleaned up and the real estate agents. looking at him very funny huh it's like. what are you doing here. uh what does it say she still lives in. the apartment building along with her. son Sean wow it's probably dop Sean. Len's like 45 years old now yeah a dope. apartment I see livz with his mom maybe. they enjoy it is that okay Ari it's not.

is what I'm saying they needs a CH maybe. he doesn't like doesn't like bring girls. home to imagine he breastfeeds still. maybe maybe he's like the chubby DJ one. right got the world record we didn't. know it all this time I love those got. book of longest breastfeed. feedings yric book of longest time. breastfeeding individual session but I. mean like when did you stop keep it. going stop lactating cuz it's weird when. you hear about kids that are five and.

you're like what Mommy boob what. happened momy give me's how if they keep. sucking it will eventually it won't stop. on its own it'll keep going I think. it'll keep. going we're so dumb I don't know we're. so dumb we don't know I I would imagine. it would probably help keep it going but. eventually your body be like [ __ ] you. had a baby 5 years ago like what are we. doing there anything legal that can get. involved if your mother when you were 17. was like he still drinks from the you.

get arrested is that sexual at that. point this is just this is not sexual at. all they broke breastfeeding records. breastfeed their children are 13 their. children sh [ __ ] up what a terrible Mera. until their children are. 13 [ __ ] until their children are te. teenagers they do crossovers that seems. a little insane 12-year-olds are pretty. [ __ ] smart they know that's weird hey. Mom getting ready to learn my uh Bar. Mitzvah haft give me a little stuff off. puberty wow look at this her son Mason.

is already going through puberty but for. this Duo there is no reason to end their. breastfeeding relationship they have had. many occasions where people have said. things to them or gave them dirty looks. was he sucking on her tit at the airport. it's going to be odd it's going to be. odd for people son were at in line at a. movie theater waiting to purchase their. tickets and decided it was time for a. breastfeeding session that's just. showing off holy [ __ ] show off big dick. go to the bathroom it's not surprising. the people found it to be a little.

awkward the ticket clerk shouted at her. from behind the desk. to to oh my God uh to them her no oh to. them her no I I don't know spelled wrong. uh that she needed to stop doing that. Mullen became angry because of his. comment and told him I am a mother and I. have every right to feed my child in. public furthermore lots of women are. afraid to breastfeed in public now. because oh my God I love.

it oh my God so weird Star Wars if I saw. a lady if I saw a lady and a 13-year-old. boy going into one of those Pods at the. airport to breastfeed I'd rather find. out he's [ __ ] her yeah yeah for sure. yeah I would be less Disturbed than if. it was his mom he's sucking on his mom's. tit right yeah that's the edus thing. yeah how do you go to school that's. homeschooling for sure you can't go to. school and you're going to get a boner. at that age that's one of the weirdest. things that that A Mother's Son you know.

in in bonobos bonobos [ __ ] everybody. everybody [ __ ] every but the mothers. won't [ __ ] their sons interesting. everyone's got a line everybody [ __ ]. everybody dads [ __ ] all their kids they. [ __ ] their brother they [ __ ] their. sister they [ __ ] everybody but the. mother is like get the [ __ ] away from me. the. aristocrats shall we let's wrap this up. yeah Jay congratulations on your special. you're [ __ ] hilarious I'm very. excited much to work with you tonight.

we're gonna have a good time oh yeah all. right we're gonna have a good [ __ ]. time doing my storytelling show tonight. yes sir that's going to be great all. right anything else to plug other than. the specials on YouTube it's available. right now.com bigj o is my first. production credit for What the fu did. you just say what those words they flew. to I don't even remember youtube.com/. bigj oerson that's there you go there we. go slow down look at it you look. beautiful up there oh that yeah AR's uh. Ari jumped in man it was pretty amazing.

uh he helped so much so I hope he's. proud of it that was my biggest proud of. it dude you killed it was great and uh. yeah I'm excited for you all to see it. man please tell friends share it. beautiful comment all you guys love it. thank you so much my pleasure brother. bye bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].