Joe Rogan Experience #1962 - Eddie Huang

[Music]. by night. good to see you my friend what's. cracking been forever I feel it now 2017. I think was the last time we'll have to. go back and check but it was the last. time that I saw you on the podcast is. that the last time I saw you I think it. was we came with like uh like a voting. expert before the election.

like it might have been like 2017. that's right I think because we did Hot. Yoga then I came back we did hot yoga. for years ago that was fun yeah that was. dope that was fun that was fun then Vice. ran out of money and uh you know. couldn't do the show anymore well. somebody got money didn't Shane Smith. thinking it's not a loot Shane's a man. yeah I love that dude I still talk to. Shane but um no it was I think the end. of Wong's world was just they were like. yo we still want to do Wong's world but.

can we make it domestic and I wanted to. do films and I was just like love you. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go make this film. so they wanted to do it in the United. States because of uh travel costs yeah. yeah and just because viceland first. couple years it was just the the. accounting was off on people were just. spending money crazy bro it started out. they would take these guys with glasses. on these nerds and send them over to. like the middle of a goddamn war zone. these two to be filming the flak jacket.

on yeah bombs are blowing off in the. Middle East and they're just reporting. there you're like whoa vices why yeah it. was the best because it was vice would. just pick the most dangerous [ __ ] and be. like here's thirty thousand dollars go. with it like you know 5D camera yeah and. [ __ ] come back with some footage and. try not to die. and then once it became the TV channel. it got it got crazy because I mean I was. probably the biggest perpetrator so like. all in all fairness to Shane somebody. needed to be like Eddie you're burning.

money crazy because I was going to like. F1 tracks and and I literally the last. episode I wanted to F1 track in Abu. Dhabi and Shane was there and he's like. what are you doing here you're a [ __ ]. food show and I was like I don't know I. got him trying to drive this car. it's like getting caught by your boss. I'm here to try formula one food bro. yeah yeah yeah yeah I was like I'm gonna. try the concessions dude they sent David. Cho to the Congo to look for a dinosaur.

[Laughter]. yeah that's the most ridiculous [ __ ] of. all time it might be the greatest Vice. episode ever but it's an amazing episode. yeah that in uh hymo's Arctic Adventure. that's my favorite one that's the one. about that dude who lives in Alaska he's. subsistence survives in this very small. cabin and he's the last person that's. allowed to own this cabin in this. Wilderness I haven't seen it whoa that. one's heavy That's Heavy but that that's. the chill episode's the best because.

there's so many people now especially in. La that are like for a honeymoon where. like for the holidays I'm gonna go to. the Congo I wanna I wanna go to West. Africa and I'm just like bro watch that. episode real quick yeah watch that. episode that's not where you're staying. but it's close to where you you trying. to go like check check that episode. you're in the middle of a conflict Zone. it's very dangerous being down there you. know uh it's just. poof and probably no dinosaurs no. there's no there's probably no dinosaurs. I want to go to Ethiopia but I'm not.

going to chill wherever Cho went I'm. like I'm not going it was wild man he. went when he he camped with the hanza he. stayed with the hadza and went hunting. with them yeah he was saying that when. they shot they were shooting baboons to. eat and he said it's crazy when they. shoot a baboon it grabs the arrow and. like you see it grabbed out you're like. yeah that's a little too weird you know. Cho was really putting himself in danger. oh yeah I was like I was more like the. Vanderpump so you know I mean I was like.

let's have a nice one in Abu Dhabi yeah. yeah yeah yeah let's flip it up people. beautiful land yeah. time stayed in a nice hotel yeah I chose. like the opposite of conflict zones. you know I haven't been I've been to. Dubai once I was there. um in uh there was a UFC in Abu Dhabi. and we did the Wayne's in Dubai and that. was the only time I've ever been there. but I was like wow this place is crazy. but everybody I know that goes over. there says like you can't even believe.

what you're looking there's no crime and. it's this like massive City yeah and. it's all everything's like opulent and. beautiful and and and people are moving. there just because it's an amazing place. to live yeah but the funny thing is I'm. just like how long is this thing Gonna. Last because they're like importing. water for like Plumbing you know how are. they doing that I mean I think they're. just stealing water from everywhere like. we steal like we steal water you know. but it's like where's the water I have.

no idea that I didn't look into it but. it's like all the workers are brought. and all the water is brought in like. they don't it's like in the middle of. nowhere in the deserts Daniel Day-Lewis. I drink your milkshake yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah but I love Dubai. like Dubai was a great time it's. beautiful over there at least the the. small amount of it I saw Vice had a very. disturbing uh piece about them back in. the day too about the construction yes. the migrant workers get crushed.

they need to do like a sex worker. special in Dubai too because the stories. I hear from like the the people who have. gone there for some work like [ __ ]. in buckets dog. oh geez like shooting [ __ ] in. buckets in Dubai I feel like that would. be a good title of a doc cheating in. buckets in Dubai. that's what's so fascinating about. people that there's people that are. living at the like the top of luxury at.

the same time people are living on dirt. floors with no electricity in a shack. that they built out of scraps just. trying to figure out how to eat that day. and that there's more of those people. than there are other people living in. luxury but if you look at any kind of. like Billboards and advertisement. depicts depictments of life. it's almost always the luxury one it's. always the person like with the [ __ ]. fantastic view of the ocean behind them. when they're eating their breakfast at.

some luxury five-star Resort. like that's what people look towards. yeah but it's all existing. simultaneously and then the guy that's. actually living the luxurious life not. the actor on the billboard he's like. painting an escort the [ __ ] in a bucket. and then [ __ ] eat it with a caviar. like no yeah bro that's what I'm talking. about I thought they didn't have. bathrooms no I didn't understand you. were saying because that's a kink yeah. like put your [ __ ] clear heels on and. [ __ ] in this bucket.

bro yeah how much does a girl get paid. for something like that. Jamie just made a noise ah I'm gonna. plead ignorance. yeah out of all the acts that you would. have someone do imagine like that's your. thing yeah I would really like to watch. you take a [ __ ] in a bucket. really yeah yeah just like let's see. what you had for lunch oh. is that Terry Black's Barbecue in there.

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ it just goes all the way. around man you get to the top you get. rich and then I think you just want to. eat like I don't know different jobs. that suck but anytime you're dealing. with human [ __ ] that's like as far on. the bad side of the spectrum as is. possible if you are interacting with. other people's [ __ ] like oh that's not a. good job yeah and human [ __ ] is. different than like dog [ __ ] there's. some like dog [ __ ] I'm like all right I.

had to pick up human [ __ ] once and I was. like bro this this is this is [ __ ]. crazy it's too close to home man bro our. diets are terrible is yeah I mean dogs. most of the time just eating dog food. what's interesting about a dog is if you. give a dog something other than what. it's accustomed to eating they get. diarrhea have you ever had to pick up. another human [ __ ]. um other than my kids when they were. little you know you have to like clean. their diaper and sometimes there's a.

mess. um no I don't think so it's it's. interesting when it's a child though. when it's a child like it's like it. doesn't even phase you it's like it's. you it's like cleaning your own [ __ ]. yeah it's really interesting because. like you know if someone was right next. to you on an airplane they were changing. a baby diaper which has happened to me. before you're like yo like you gotta. look away like whoa the smile and this. little baby's [ __ ] all [ __ ]. covered in poop you know it's just like. okay but what are you gonna do like she. I get it it's gonna change but if it's.

your kid it's weird it's like it doesn't. seem even like like you know when you. take a [ __ ] it's very rare that I take a. [ __ ] and I'm like Jesus Christ let me. get out of here like what the [ __ ] is. that smell like maybe once every three. or four months yeah most of the time I. take a [ __ ] it's normal I just flush it. it's normal that's what it's like when. it's a kid's [ __ ] it's like it doesn't. even it's not even gross I think I'm. once a month stinky like. once a month I'm like once a month don't. try that recipe again it's usually when. I feel like a rumble before I know I.

have to take a [ __ ] like Jesus what is. that okay I better get in there and then. when you get in there just whoa and. whatever that Rumble is is probably some. gases that have been stewing up inside. of your bowels no I I knew I really. loved my wife because one day I had to. pick up her [ __ ] and I was like bro. picking up adult adult human [ __ ] is. [ __ ] like babies I get it yeah babies. you you expect it I think. a lot of your reactions in life it's. about expectation like if you're.

expecting to be punched in the face it. doesn't like you're not going to get. knocked out people always say that. that's true you see it coming you won't. get knocked out well sometimes you still. get knocked out. depends on how hard somebody heads here. like if Francis ingano hits you in the. face even yeah I would be knocked out. most of us are getting knocked most for. sure almost everybody for sure if it. really hits you but I think if it's. somebody that's like on his level and. sees it coming and in a fight with him I. feel like maybe maybe probably not but. the point is that if you don't see it. it's amazing what knocks you out there's.

a lot of things knock you out it could. be light yeah it's not it just has to. hit you clean yeah yeah that's what my. girl had like a crazy food poisoning. moment and then she was like yo. Eddie come downstairs I was like what. what and she's like I [ __ ] on the floor. and it turned out like I can't tell the. whole story because she's got to tell it. one day like but like it turned out it. wasn't food poisoning she had a much. more serious like health condition.

situation but like I turned when she's. like I [ __ ] on the floor and I saw like. a little Hershey Kiss I'm like all right. like it's still weird you didn't make it. to the bathroom but like that that's not. bad if you love her it's a good test. yeah I I picked it up I picked it up you. know yeah if you do it every day get. tiresome though no she's just if she. start testing your boundaries Amber. Heard style you'll start [ __ ] in. your bed. and then they also did something with. Taco Bell there was something about.

Amber Heard and Taco Bell and I can't. bro I guarantee you that's a [ __ ]. boundary testing maneuver. if I had a guess you know I would guess. see that's what I thought at first too I. was like yo you're testing me this is. you're doing those things but it wasn't. I pick up this Hershey Kiss and then I'm. like all right that's not bad I'll do it. I'm just gonna play along you got food. poisoning I turn and there is a giant. pile of [ __ ] in my like pajama pants. these Redskins pajama pants and I was. like ah. it's like jumped and screamed like.

what's going she's like I told you I. [ __ ] on the floor she's like aren't you. glad I [ __ ] in the pajama pants instead. of the floor and I was like yeah and. then I like wrapped it like Lotus Leaf. sticky rice and just ran to the garbage. can you wash it out no oh they're. favorite pajamas no no no the pajamas. got a gun once your girl takes a [ __ ] in. your pants they gotta go no no you're. supposed to clean him and go hey babe. remember these yeah yeah. this is my favorites it's horny all over. them it's horny Thai let's get horny.

I was mad at her first then I found out. girls are getting paid 60 G's to go [ __ ]. in a bucket in Dubai I'm like 60 G's. like you just dropped the number we were. wondering I was like I I just threw away. 60 000 value here yeah I don't know I. think they have to be there when it. happens yeah I think after the fact it's. like you know yeah it's not as valuable. we didn't enjoy it yeah yeah you gotta. also probably part of the Kink is that. you're asking for it and then they do it. it's not that you just like randomly saw.

someone take a [ __ ] yeah just like you. asked him to do it and then they go all. right they don't even want to do it but. they do it for you because they want the. money it's not isolated either like I. know multiple people that know multiple. people that have been paid to take shits. and my brother was telling me once like. there's dudes that are like you're gonna. eat this specific [ __ ] then you're gonna. [ __ ] oh my God and I'm like wait this is. like a three-day process so it's like. broccoli I want broccoli chicken. yeah I'm like apples.

blueberries I might go with the. McDonald's Apple oh my God but that's. probably part of the Power Trip of it. right like paying someone to eat a. specific diet and then seeing it come. out of their butt. what the hell we gotta find one of those. guys to come on the show because I need. to get in that person's head and be like. what is in here yeah not good nothing's. good I bet I guarantee that person has a. job they hate they have a job they hate. and they probably slave away and they're. probably on Adderall all and and then. they probably make tons of money like if.

you are worth a billion dollars and you. can pay someone 60 Grand just to [ __ ] in. a bucket like you'd do any it's like. it's a live version of the Internet it's. like if someone sent you a live leak. video of some lady [ __ ] in a buck. you'd be like dude why are you sending. me this they're they're like right. don't you get those. yeah I mean I haven't gotten it but I. know what you're talking about I've been. sending people this one we're gonna. watch this together I've been sending. people this one of this dude uh whacking.

this guy in the this lady whacking this. dude in the nuts with a golf club have. you seen it he's a big fat guy hold on a. second please you're gonna freak this is. a rough one this one's rough it's it's. so ridiculous you're like what is why. would you do what are you doing man. you're gonna die that's how bad it is. hold on. why is it when Instagram opens up. sometimes it wants to take you to a. blank page. did you find it already. here I got you.

all right I just texted it to you this. one's so ridiculous. now you would think. if you're some uh Shake in Dubai you. need some rich dude and Saudi Arabia. stuff I just found his YouTube channel. what's all right Randy said to me this. guy likes to hurt himself oh yeah. oh. give me some volume I feel like some. volume and redo it. great he has good he got the Gucci Mane. ice cream face tattoo. [Music].

watch this oh my God. oh. that is the worst angle too like he. could have done it a lot of different. ways he like really put his nuts on a. platter bro he might lose a nut from. that like he's crazy he's got no teeth.

he literally has like four teeth on each. side of his face I don't whoa oh my God. what is that dude's name give that dude. credit yeah what brand are the boxer. briefs it looks like Gucci Berry that's. his name I'm Gucci Berry. ah I'm Gucci Barry God bless you he's. got like the Highlander boxer briefs too. God bless you look colon Crusher he's. got a tattoo of himself on himself that.

says colon Crusher and his belly button. is his [ __ ] so I guess he gets just. whacked in the [ __ ] all the time. that's his move I liked it every few. years there's like a new insane fat man. like he replaced the sausage Castle. no go back to uh his uh go to his uh. Instagram page let's just like wait wait. there's a link there that said this. guy's obsessed with hernia that's how I. found him at the same time oh my God.

wait hold on he gets laid for the first. time in 15 years too. he's doing okay well how many is he uh. followers there 43 000. oh look at him. he's getting hit with a golf club and. he's getting laid and he's eating pizza. with no teeth. people are out there oh my God is he. gonna get hurt. oh Jesus Christ oh my God that's fake. it's fake okay.

okay okay. you need that guy on no I don't we got. to get in his head yeah you're my last. guest. I want to see him work out in the gym oh. no you don't or you could put it I'm. gonna drop this kettlebell on my a call. put him in the archery [ __ ] and then see. if you can hit his nuts from like 500. feet away. oh what is he doing. split her log on his nuts oh Jesus don't.

show me this this is crazy how's this. guy not like losing a nut I know. multiple guys have lost nuts from uh. kickboxing yeah I mean there was always. a kid in every school that's like he. lost his nut I know two dudes who got. kicked in the balls and it ruptured. their nut this is this is good it's good. right this feels good you definitely get. a little head Buzz too well it only has. like a CBD it's not psychoactive you're. just high you're just highly you think. so it's just his room bro. so much floating around in it.

um yeah it's good we this is kill Cliff. we gave like uh. I think there was like seven or eight. different samples that we had to go. through to get to this actually I. probably got the head bus from the black. rice that's right this thing has that's. got a shirt done 23 times of sugar but. the caffeine too it's a lot of caffeine. they have those big cans the big cans. are 300 milligrams. which is just nuts that's a lot I feel. like everyone is a three bath person now.

like at all times like it used to just. be like water Juice coffee now it's like. oh I got this Black Rifle I got the CB I. got one we're greedy our Empire's. falling I want coffee a glass of wine. and a bottle of water let's go. squeeze juice whatever I want I'm gonna. be here for a while I want different. things to try yeah we're we're a failing. Empire the Empire's definitely failed. like if you watch at all levels like. especially what's really funny with the. with the FED thing now is that like they. want to fight inflation but then they. just threw billions of dollars back into.

the market and I'm like inflation's. gonna go crazy. I don't. um I don't see a way where this levels. out and becomes something that we can. all say is like a reasonable system no. that's what scares the [ __ ] out of me. I think all the pricing's out of whack. it's going to stay out of whack because. the economy just wants to keep going and. it won't stop yeah that's a that is. that's what's wild about growth like. constant. never-ending growth just bigger bigger.

it's kind of wild that all corporations. kind of operate on that mentality right. like if you're a shareholder. for uh whatever company it is like a. really successful company like apple you. want them to do better next quarter like. hey you guys should be doing better like. you have to do better like you already. this is this company's worth like. [ __ ] eight trillion dollars we're. like let's come on guys it's it's called. I need these [ __ ] prices to come up. yeah people are playing this weird. gambling game with your value and your.

popularity it's very it's very strange. that we all think that everything should. keep growing and grow forever it's just. I think human self-interest and human. nature to like want to compete and want. to grow and want to get better but I'm. waiting for the next like great. Economist because I do feel like. everything is still just like Adam Smith. Wealth of Nations and it's like there's. been Marxism there's been other things. but nothing has topped that guy's like.

idea for the global economy and I think. somebody has to come around that is not. anti-growth but like really like all. right looking at nature looking at. resources looking at like War like what. is the reasonable amount of growth we. can have just like working out right you. know like you have the trainers that are. just like [ __ ] do 70 exercises and. [ __ ] all these reps and yada yada but. I actually do better with the trainers. that are like hey let's work hard for 45. minutes rest recovery focus on recovery.

how much can you do how much can you. push your body like I think that's the. type of guy we need or girl to like have. a new philosophy for the global economy. the problem is relying on any one person. is a crazy idea. you're not relying but like to have the. I to have the idea to have like a vision. yeah yeah that would be nice but I feel. like one of the problems excuse me one. of the problems with um our system is. and we're always looking for and a.

leader so this person comes in they're a. president for four years and then they. have to try again and then they get it. for eight years so when they come in. they come to the most important job in. the world but they're new they're noobs. yeah you know I mean you've done a lot. of different things right and you could. speak to this when you first start doing. a thing you like kind of got to figure. it out but yeah if it's the most. important job in the world with. International consequences and nuclear. war rides on it and the economy rides on.

it and yeah pandemic response and. international relations in a porous. border ah and you just come into the job. new yeah you just come in as soon as you. come in they're already thinking about. re-election yeah immediately yeah. they're like you think he'll run in 2024. or. hmm oh it's sleepy Joe no I mean yeah. yeah no exactly yeah but like yeah I. really think the re-electing of people. we need longer terms but then also I.

wouldn't sign up for that until we. really get a hold of like the S pack. [ __ ] and like gerrymandering because the. whole system's just really broken right. now systems are very broken they need to. figure out a way to get money out of it. and it's too late because you can't get. money out of it because money is the. whole thing it's like the special. interest groups and all the donors it's. like there's so much money moving around. and then when people leave office they. get these [ __ ] cushy speaking gigs. Eddie get in on some of this yeah Obama.

trading being the president for being an. influencer is the most comedic [ __ ] ever. I'm like who the [ __ ] needs your. playlist like I love I loved Obama I. like I was the first one to print Obama. t-shirts and support him once he was in. office I didn't I didn't I feel like he. didn't come through on a lot of the. things he didn't come through in a lot. of things but I think Putin spoke to. that Putin Putin spoke to these guys all. have these ideas until they get into. office and then the real people who run. the country have a conversation with. them he goes the gum in suits like mine.

but with black ties and they tell them. they're not doing anything and I think. that's happened to every single. president. except Trump was like Trump actually. like fought back against the. intelligence agencies like went to war. with them which is very cool that was. crazy that's so crazy that he did that. but as far as like a representative of. the United States who better than Obama. he's the best of all time the best of. all time he's the the most educated and. eloquent and even keeled and he was a.

Statesman and the way he spoke inspired. confidence that truly the wisest amongst. us is the king that's what we want and. then that's what you realize is like. what you're voting for as president is. not actually a get it done person it's a. figurehead just like the Queen of. England you know it'll be nice if. they're both yeah but the thing is like. I don't think they get to be I don't. think they'll ever tell the truth but I. bet Obama as a lawyer in Chicago.

when he gets into the office there's. probably like a real part of him that. didn't know how it was all behind the. scenes I don't think they let anybody. know until you get in there I don't. think it's why would they yeah why would. they I think they explained to you I. think they sit you down and show you. some [ __ ] horrific facts about the. world and show you what we're trying to. stop and what's currently going on all. over the place and here's what happens. if this goes down here's what happens if. that goes down we have to be careful of.

this we have people in here we have. people that infiltrated this group I. mean they're somebody who wrote this on. Twitter this is more uh FBI informants. in the proud boys than there are proud. boys. yeah yo I actually you know I choose I. choose to live in America I really. prefer this because since I saw I lived. for a year in Taiwan during the pandemic. yeah and by the end of my stay there I. was like I really really I prefer to. live in America what was the major. difference.

the major difference to me was that. socially just the way you interact. socially with your lifestyle in Asia. it's significantly more conservative. than the West right like there's so much. more group thing there's so much more. peer pressure everybody rolls in groups. and it's just like you're not really an. individual even within the groups and. then people want you to like subscribe. to this you can't hang out with. everybody you got to be like part of.

this group or that group and then so. that's a cultural thing I think it was. very cultural and I also just think the. EQ in Asia is very rule-based when it. comes to like emotional intelligence. like we have very very specific manners. like the youngest person is gonna pour. tea your father eats first like even in. language something very simple which is. if if your mother's mom you just be like. that's grandma in ours the the name for.

your mother's mom is like Lola the name. for your father's mom is ninai it's very. specific and there's a hierarchy like. your father's mom is higher your. mother's mom is lower and it's just to. me I'm like yo this is too much critical. analysis of like stature and then your. interactions with people are so much. based on your standing in society versus. theirs and everybody acts in accordance.

with this kind of like agreed upon. status it's borderline caste systemy and. then when there isn't like racial. diversity either there it's all Asian. people I was just like this is a little. too cloying for me but when I look at. the government like China as a. government out there and I was living in. Taiwan spent a lot of time in China my. family my brother still lives in China. but the Chinese government to me is much. more effective than the American.

government like if it wants to get. something done China's gonna have it. done in 24 hours you know the building. may fall apart but it'll be done you. know but they can get things done and. then I also think like you know they're. not a benevolent country no country's. benevolent it's all a business right. there heating for Citizens but their. type of feudalism and like colonialism. compared to American colonialism I think. I would prefer if I was the country.

being [ __ ] on like America will take. you over it will. it will you know they'll send the CIA. and they'll do all those things we've. seen in all the countries but China. they'll invest and then own you which. also sucks it's its own price clever. yeah it's clever and I just think. there's always going to be a new. government and a new better deal. and like I think China is the better. deal right now for a play like a. developing continent like Africa or.

Latin America. you probably get better terms with China. yeah they'll give you a loan that you. can't pay off as as opposed to sending. the military exactly it's like a way. cleaner transaction yeah America's like. terrestrial like cable television yeah. television China's like we're Netflix. yeah but then it's gonna come around you. got you got no royalties you get you. know people are gonna strike they're. gonna [ __ ] you it's just it's a new way. of [ __ ] you they're [ __ ] you in. the ear interesting yeah. it's interesting like uh no one in.

America ever wants to think that there's. another option like America's number one. we're the [ __ ] best it's like American. exceptionalism like that idea is it's. really fun people enjoy doing it it's a. good it's a good time say we [ __ ]. we're America we [ __ ] rule yeah those. are the people ruining it because I love. America but we got to look at ourselves. and get better yeah like well just stand. still we also have we have you know. multiple problems and. there's this this idea that it's okay to.

just send [ __ ] troops all over the. place and and occupy these places but. it's not okay if they [ __ ] with us it's. like kind of a funny way of looking at. things if you just if you just looked at. us as like an entity you didn't you. weren't American you weren't you weren't. even human just like what's going on. over here oh there's one thing like. sends these metal things all over the. place and dominates these areas but they. all claim this one spot that's nowhere. near the area that they're that that. they're at like what are they doing yeah. they're they're a weird sort of expanded.

Empire war is a very outdated method of. like doing business right that's how I. feel because war is it's a business they. used to use cannons yeah and then they. used to use rifles and tanks and now. they're like you know what I was just. using [ __ ] bank accounts yeah yeah. China's the me too it's like Ally we're. your Ally Ally ship Africa I'm your ally. Greece I'm your ally but in the end you. just work for China also they have a. grip on people right now that I think we.

should all be very careful that we don't. allow to happen here and the grip on. people is a social credits core system. if they if they develop a social credit. score system in America and digital. currency you're gonna have a real. problem because the people that are in. control of that system are going to be. the ones that tell you what to do and. they're going to dictate life how how on. their own terms and what's beneficial to. them in the ruling class the people that. are in control and that's a scary. Twisted thing that that could really. happen especially with all these Banks.

collapsing and all those [ __ ] FTX uh. [ __ ] Shenanigans with crypto. that would be very bad can you explain I. I actually I don't think I'm grasping. the social like you mean like raiding a. social so they talked about connecting. it to a vaccine passport right there was. there was abandoned about people pushed. back against that very hard and the idea. would be that if you didn't do this. thing you would not get a passport that. would allow you to go places and you. could eventually roll that into a credit.

course credit score system and say I go. through your tweets and like Eddie. tweets a lot of bad [ __ ] about this. Eddie I don't like what Eddie's feelings. are about pharmaceutical drug companies. being responsible for the opioid crisis. this makes me uncomfortable that he. wants to get really political about you. know Rand Paul grilling Dr fauci about. gain a function research like who the. [ __ ] is this Eddie Wong guy what is he. doing like why is he doing that give him. a strike against his social credits.

Corps system and then you go to travel. you like go to the airport try to buy a. credit you know a ticket online and like. I'm sorry you can't buy a ticket you. have a low credit score system or if. you're getting a check score in the. system yeah or getting a job I mean in. some ways we have a version of that now. right like if you're a felon you can't. get a job that's the worst credit score. system that we have like you were a. violent felon you can't get a job it's. hard or you can't own a gun or you can't. vote yeah so we do have a version of. that now that we reserve for people that.

we incarcerate. it's I mean it's eventually gonna but. yeah in a way too it's just you can look. at people's social media and I guess you. make your own judgment but a government. a government score would be [ __ ]. crazy I think it's possible man I think. that's what China does and China does. have a system set up where. if someone's politically active if they. do something if they're involved in some. protests or something like that they'll. find themselves in a position where they. can't travel it's true yeah that's the.

that's where I think China has to budge. is their crackdowns on society are it's. just too heavy-handed and archaic it's. like beating your children. nobody goes backwards they did budge. really they lifted the covid [ __ ]. remember when people they had to do that. they had to do that because they were. they were falling apart like what they. were trying to do is try zero covet you. can't really do that it's a respiratory.

virus they never really contain. respiratory viruses you know you just. unless you're completely isolated you're. going to catch it it's wild how it works. I mean they're really fascinating. viruses you know I spent so much time. over the last three years thinking about. this how bizarre it is that we live with. these little alien life forms that need. hosts they need human hosts in order to. survive and they travel from person to. person and along the way they encounter.

some antibodies they encounter vaccine. antibodies and they adjust and adapt and. become more widespread but a little. softer just a little easier to tolerate. so that way it spreads even more it's. it's really crazy that we co-exist with. these weird biological things like. viruses it's very strange I just think. life for people gets better in these. really critical opportunistic moments. when. there's something that's like bad for.

business and good for people and you. have a leader who's willing to like. bring the business to its knees and. negotiate new terms like do you remember. in the pandemic when LeBron walked out. of a basketball game oh yeah I would. love some thank you. what did he do he walked out of a. basketball game yeah they they walked I. think it was like uh they were playing. the books and it was like LeBron walked. out of the game and they didn't want to. play. and the players were going to boycott.

the NBA and. instead of just being like yo we're. gonna negotiate all the terms we're. going to make it better for players and. specifically black athletes. Obama called him and then they conceded. and compromised and like the compromise. was like we're gonna let you write black. lives matter on the back of the Jersey. we're gonna let you write hope or like. justice or whatever you want and it. really became an aesthetic solution. instead of like an economic one where I.

really felt LeBron had a moment there. and Obama had a moment there where it's. like yo you have the NBA on its knees. you have to get the best deal you can. right now. I'm not I'm not aware of that I didn't I. don't pay attention it was cool I'll. send you some stuff later it was a cool. moment just like how College athletes. took a moment in that era and they were. like we want to be paid to play at. college and they're like right because. at a certain point in time that was. getting a little ridiculous when you. found out how much money the colleges.

were making for these games and how much. they were charging for tickets like and. then they were like [ __ ] these kids. lives over if they gave them a Corvette. or something like that they got busted. oh he's got an apartment that's it it's. over yeah and that was a moment where it. was like it was good for business to pay. them they're gonna pay the kids anyway. cut the [ __ ] let's just let you pay them. well I think all those Like Pat McAfee. guys and all those sports radio talk. guys they harped on that enough I think. was it was he was one of the ones that. talked about that right the people that. were aware of the actual money that's.

involved you know it's it's so. substantial that to deny it from these. kids or to make it so they can't make. any money at all [ __ ] you says who and I. don't have to get jobs yeah was like a. big Scandal I believe with Adidas and. Louisville and I think it just became a. thing where Adidas and everyone was just. like look we gotta pay these kids. somebody's got to pay them how much do. they get they should get rich they. shouldn't just get paid they should. really get rich or they're getting. ripped off so if they don't pay them. that's one thing but if they pay him and.

they don't get rich well who's getting. rich where's the money going you are. literally only selling football or. you're going to give them an education. oh what a great deal meanwhile what. percentage of them blow their knees out. in those high percent I mean the guy the. safety for the bills almost died like. you could die playing this sport a. hundred percent and you're playing the. sport with young super athletes who are. [ __ ] hungry to try to make it into. the NFL so they're going for it they're. trying to put on a show they're trying.

to win [ __ ] games because if they do. win their picture and buying their. mother a house they're picturing wearing. diamonds and [ __ ] horsing up the. champagne bottle of the club wow they. just [ __ ] go for it and if you blow. your knee out man then you get a job as. a security guard and your life is a. Drury and dull you're an Enterprise Rent. A Car you know yeah [ __ ] and it just it. it really that [ __ ] used to piss me off. too because it was the most. propagandistic thing but this is what's. so funny about the public your leaders.

will say something propagandistic like. an education is priceless and you just. you go oh yeah I'm like no bro look it. up in U.S news that the price of the. education is right there twenty thousand. dollars thirty thousand dollars is. peanuts well not only that but what are. we talking about we talk about education. toward like everybody thinks that. education means formal education that. leads to a job which is education but. there's also education that's available. literally to anybody who wants it like.

you can find out pretty much anything. about almost anything if you want to do. the research online or do your searching. people don't like that term do the. research search online. you don't really know what you're. researching if you're reading scientific. papers you don't understand how to. interpret them you don't understand how. to how to explain that information and I. get what they're saying but if you so. like say if you're in like if you want. to have a history of Metallurgy and.

sword making right if that's what you're. interested in like you don't have to go. to college for that you can study online. the history of Metallurgy and sword. making and there's [ __ ] hours and. hours and hours and hours of papers and. footage and all this different [ __ ] that. talks about how people you know figured. out how to make alloys and when like how. the Samurais made their swords like you. could learn a shitload without going. anywhere which is pretty wild like we.

are so used to it we don't even consider. it as a resource but if we were living. like it's 2023 if we were just living in. 2000 just 2 000 23 years ago that'd be. nuts like you can get all this online. you can learn all these things if it was. 20 years before that impossible 20 years. before that you had to go to university. so inside of 40 years 35 years we've. created a completely new world where. virtually if you look at the right.

places and you search hard enough and. you're in your Studios you can learn. about almost anything yeah almost. anything yeah I think it's really for me. I didn't learn anything in school that I. could not learn on my own but the one. function of school that really helped me. personally and is different for everyone. there were teachers that believed in me. and like just talked to me because I had. so many mental emotional issues from. like my home [ __ ] yeah so mentors. mentors yeah mentors are that's great in.

every Walk of Life I think that's it all. I was all I needed and all that I got. from school was people who [ __ ]. believed in me and were like you're not. garbage yeah that's it yeah and it. changed my life but like what I what I. Rely like would I tell someone like rely. on school no I rely on your brain rely. on human adaptability like use. experience school too though you know. school's an amazing resource the if you. can go to school going to school will be.

great for you in multiple ways first of. all it'll be great for you because. you're around a bunch of people that are. also going to school and they're all. people your age and they're all. experiencing this weirdness of. graduating from high school and you're. like wow this is nuts like and what do. we want to do I don't know what to do. and then you get to talk to people. oftentimes some of the best lessons are. from very bitter older people you get. real good lessons because you get like. lessons they didn't intend to give you. yeah they get a lessons by their very. existence yeah you know and you'll. realize oh whatever this guy did don't.

do that yeah I had the saltiest like. cynical creative writing teacher named. Mr Richmond and it just look like an. Angry Santa Claus this dude was the best. because he would just accidentally. Mumble [ __ ] and I was like yo I never. thought about it that way um do you mind. if we smoke more weed yeah it smells. more weird yeah look at you I like I had. to Google I was like can you travel to. Texas with weed and they're like no it's. um. it's in a funky place here legally you.

know it needs to be legally federally. it's [ __ ] illegal federally it's [ __ ]. crazy that we're still doing this yeah. the fact that it's 2023 you could drink. whiskey drink tequila party on I got a. backache here's some oxies. but if you have marijuana like that's. the one that's the one that we're saying. stop too yeah I need to be able to like. travel here walk to a CVS buy weed and. then go jerk off on the couch at the. Four Seasons you know like I wasn't able.

to do that last night yeah. walk a loop around a river it's a solid. plan. yeah and you got to take a chance if you. buy some illegal weed it's unfortunate. it's stupid you know Jesse Ventura was. actually just uh testifying. um I think it was in Michigan I think. Michigan is oh Minnesota excuse me I'm. good Minnesota is uh. um they're trying to see whether or not. they're going to make marijuana legal. and I think it's already legal right now. for medical reasons.

um and his wife qualifies for that and. he gives a speech about it's very. impassioned speech about how his wife. was having these horrible seizures and. the only thing that stopped them they. tried multiple medications the only. thing that stopped it was Cannabis so. they were putting cannabis oil drops. under her tongue and she's just stopped. having seizures well she's never had. them since wow but about how expensive. it is it's like 600 bucks a month just. in um for the the cost of buying it in. Minnesota from like a pharmacy I guess a.

marijuana Pharmacy but it shouldn't be. that much but that's also what I hate. about the weed business now it got so. much more expensive the tax I mean I'm. not mad at the taxes because if we. generate tax and well actually [ __ ] I. don't know. that those taxes I'm not mad at because. if you look at just the bargain that is. weed here's my my perspective like I. think in Colorado at one point in time. they had a 39 tax on weed here's why I. think that's good because one list.

wouldn't it be great if weed since it. doesn't cost that much money anyway like. if you go to drink if you have a an. alcoholic beverage you're paying 20. bucks you're paying more than 20 bucks. yeah you're having two three it's like. 60 bucks 60 bucks worth of weed will put. you on the [ __ ] moon for a week for a. [ __ ] week I use a bong like for a. week for a week yeah it will put you on. the [ __ ] Moon so it's not hurting you. to give that 39 it's like if something. costs if it's a dollar and 39 of it goes.

to tax if that tax goes straight to the. education system wouldn't that be better. for everybody if that tax goes straight. to fixing the city streets wouldn't that. be better for everybody like that kind. of a sales tax I can get behind yeah. like let's let's give an incentive to. make it legal no tax the [ __ ] out of it. I definitely agree I I'm down with the. marijuana. and also I was like yo what about all. these dudes have been selling us weed.

and other stuff for so long amount of. work yeah like yo they should be. grandfathered in like your veterans. your Legends in the game yeah like dudes. who lied about the when they moved to. Canada during Vietnam War we should just. do like a voting ballot Across America. and be like all right write in the names. of the [ __ ] weed legends that should. have like jobs in this [ __ ] giant. economy now write your man's name yeah. but the problem is if those weed guys. did that here's the problem like you've.

been selling weed for how long illegally. are you admitting to and then the IRS. comes after you and the IRS goes uh. where's the money yeah see we need to. protect them from that this needs to be. just like weed Olympics. now currently in the weed business which. means you're going to be making real. like taxable money yeah but no that's. what I'm saying grandfather the men wipe. away the old [ __ ] and just be like yo. let these Legends live you know because. like I don't like seeing the local weed. dude like not be able to compete anymore.

either no I don't like seeing that. either but then again he also not gonna. sit there and roll every [ __ ] joint. and put him in a six-pack for you that's. true too that's true that's what's cool. about the story that's what's good about. the store and then they have like me. they have Edibles that are actually. measured they measured the Edibles and. some of these stores too like they give. you like free sodas and popsicles and. candy on the way out okay I came for. weed I got diabetes that's terrible yeah.

does she give you a bottle of water and. a piece of fruit have you have you. gotten CBD for your dog yes yeah my dog. loves The CBD treat yeah yeah there's uh. a bunch of good companies to do that I. think cbdmd has it for dogs too yeah I. accidentally took some of their dog uh. oil I didn't realize it was the for pets. oil it turns out it's like the same. thing or at least close to it didn't. taste spaz like peanut butter flavor. yeah I look at my dogs like real legal. activities income from illegal. activities such as money from dealing.

drugs must be included in your income on. schedule one. imagine what a [ __ ] chess move the. government has played like they go yeah. um you got two options either you admit. you're selling drugs or we'll get you. for tax evasion so just just it's okay. just right there uh if you're doing. anything illegal yeah just write that in. there write that in there so we we have. you in a binding legal document you. [ __ ] done. you [ __ ] done.

it's a dirty game they play it's it's. like you know here's the thing it's not. like we're living in some devout. religious sect where no drugs are. allowed this is not what's happening in. this country but to be to have grown. adults who tell other grown adults like. you can't do that Eddie I don't I don't. like when you get high I don't like you. eating mushrooms I don't like you doing. any of these things so you can't do it. if you do do it I'm gonna put you in. jail. this is 2023 we know that's dumb that.

doesn't make any sense that's crazy yeah. weed and mushrooms like as long as the. mushrooms is dosed cool like who's gonna. like it's it's kind of hard to hurt. yourself on mushrooms. yeah well actually I don't know about. that I mean if you really went hard you. could go crazy like you go well someone. will that Golf Club in the [ __ ] guy. someone someone in Florida is gonna die. on mushrooms but like that's because. they're gonna get eaten by a snake.

they're gonna go to the snake they're. gonna try to talk to the snake and the. snake's gonna wrap its [ __ ] body. around him and crush them so would you. legalize I would still legalize shrooms. and just like dose the [ __ ] and be like. don't go crazy frying pans are legal too. you can cook on them or you could just. slam yourself in the face if you're. [ __ ] nuts yeah like all things we. can't make everything safe it's not. everything yeah stoves are gonna kill us. that shit's crazy yeah boxing's not safe. you like boxing all right Jujitsu is not. safe driving your car is not safe I mean.

it's safe but it's not completely safe. so I think weed and shrooms I'm like. legalized legalized here's the other. option you have grown adults that tell. other grown adults that can't have an. experience it's been very beneficial to. those grown adults there's grown adults. that have taken it that have gotten over. cigarettes that have they've gotten over. PTSD they've changed their perspective. on life it's highly highly beneficial. and then there's other people that. haven't experienced it at all and they. want to maintain this power over these.

substances and tell you that if you do. it or if you sell it if you haven't. they'll put you in jail it doesn't make. any sense yeah it's dumb and when you. meet those there are a few people where. it's like you meet someone in their 40s. and they're like I've never done weed. I've never done shootings I've never. done drugs and I'm just like interest. like that's that's we that's interesting. and kind of strange to me it makes sense. if you just like held fast from high. school you felt like you said this is. not for me I see where this goes I see. where these people go I was on that kind.

of a path. um until I was like 30. yeah I mean I. was uh I was on this path that marijuana. was for losers if you it would kill your. ambition. yeah yeah yeah interesting was it you. see I always thought it was like a lack. of curiosity I'm like you're not curious. you know well um I had the wrong. impression of it my impression of it was. based on. um what I felt about people who did it. when I was young whereas like they all. just want to smoke pot and listen to.

Pink Floyd which is great and everything. but they weren't getting anything done. yeah you know and I felt like uh I. didn't want anything that was going to. slow me down and so I looked at it as. like a sedative. and uh it wasn't until I became friends. with Eddie Bravo that uh he got me high. and we we started talking about what you. know what it does for he was like. telling me that it helps him with his. music it helps him be creative it helps. with his Jiu Jitsu I was like what I was. like weed I was like weed makes you dumb. it doesn't make you dumb and um he and I.

got high that day and I was like oh my I. got an ice cream sundae and I remember. going this is the most amazing thing. I've ever eaten in my life how did I not. know that it tastes like this yeah like. all these years I've been thinking uh. ice cream sundae tastes like a sober ice. cream sundae that's boring a high ice. cream sundae is a visual. psychedelic whole body experience you're. like whoa look at that thing yeah the. best way to explain it is I mean if. there's anyone left on your audience. that has not smoked weed it's just like.

it's just it allows you to indulge in. your senses that's it you just like feel. [ __ ] more and deeper and you block other. [ __ ] out but so were you always a very. like Purpose Driven person like as a kid. yeah I mean you would it's it's. basically it's insecurity right and it's. insecurity that manifests itself in a. drive to succeed like it all comes out. like most of the people that are either. hyper ambitious or hyper obsessed with. getting getting good at a thing most of. them are seeking some sort of validation.

for who they are it's kind of the the. base of most people that are truly. exceptional and things like Mike Tyson. is one of the best examples of that ever. Mike Tyson you know really didn't know. much love until he was about 13 years. old until he's adopted by Custom Auto. and then he gets trained by him and he. becomes like this. like greatest heavyweight champion of. all time if not one of them it's like we.

get we get molded. by our experiences and by people around. us it's it's very true because. you know for me it was like I just. needed to be somebody from my mom. you know like it was like she had such a. hard time with my dad and like coming to. America at 17. you wanted to show or you. could you did something for her yeah and. that like because she would when she was. like really down bad with my pops she.

would just be like yo just just make. sure my life's not for nothing and that. was like it was crazy for me but that's. what actually drove me to be like I. gotta [ __ ] do some [ __ ] with my life. yeah. it's I wonder if we all have that energy. inside of us but if this could have been. achieved without like. experiencing the kind of adversity that. we're talking about which is like. negative really negative adversity like. genuine curiosity I do feel like that's. what got me to push through and get my.

10 000 hours yeah in a few things and. and like I'm like all right I'm good at. this now but now don't use that drive to. be somebody that insecurity that need to. be something besides yourself to drive. the work because now I really let my. curiosity drive it I'm very interested. in like the emotion of curiosity and I. let that lead me through [ __ ] and it's. just you're you're just using that to. focus your energy right like instead of.

doing it the way you were doing it. before you're just doing it pure. curiosity yeah yeah so it's just still. just putting your thought energy but. doing it in a very like a positive. informed way like you're doing a. purposeful way yeah I'm curious yeah are. genuinely interested now that is a more. it's healthy yeah and it's a it's a more. valuable emotion to me than insecurity. you know personally but do you think. that's also that you achieve this.

Comfort level because you achieved a. very high level of success you've done. really well in life and so when you get. to this stage in your life like you're. not looking for validation anymore. you've kind of invalidated so instead. you go well what is it that really. motivates me now yeah and you're like. I'm curious it's definitely a privilege. yeah and it's definitely one of those. things like I look at and when I want to. tell a younger person like you'll let. because I meet like a younger say like. music video director or or somebody a.

chef right yeah and you can tell they're. trying to grind it out because they want. to prove themselves and I'm like you're. gonna this is gonna get you there you're. a tough dude you're a tough girl like. you're gonna get there and you have the. skill but you may look back and be like. oh I really like [ __ ] you know. Twisted that thing in a way I maybe. didn't need to maybe this dish would. have been better if I wasn't trying so. hard and I try to tell them to let. curiosity lead them but they they will.

look at me like shut the [ __ ] up shut. the [ __ ] and I'm like that's just life. you just gotta get to places like so. many things people told me when I was. younger I did not understand I disagreed. with and at age just is a [ __ ]. it always got something for you it. always shows you that you're you know. you're probably wrong yeah you're. probably wrong the whole time yeah yeah. and that's a cool thing to like grow up. and and see like yeah oh that wasn't I.

always thought like because I would also. try to like validate the way my dad beat. the [ __ ] out of me you know that be like. no he he made me who I am that's that I. wouldn't be who I am without that and. then I'm like nah there's other more. powerful emotions that you can work from. and I asked my therapist once I was like. what do you think is it the like core of. like love in a relationship man and. woman man and man woman whatever you. know like they they what's at the core. and he was like curiosity.

if you're not curious about someone it's. very hard to like. have love for them he's like I think at. the core's curiosity and I was like oh. that is ill. what's interesting about curiosity too. is that it's infectious like when you're. curious about something also then I'll. be curious about it like if you're. really into like a certain kind of. Botany certain kind of plants I'm like. really like what you know I'm getting it. like okay what do you got like tell me. about this [ __ ] plant like if. something like blows someone's mind.

like uh. um if someone explains like here's a big. one my friend Remy Warren came on and. explained octopuses to me I had no idea. that octopuses change their texture and. become what the floor looks like I was. like what really you remember that Jamie. he explained on the show I was like what. and then you see like who how the [ __ ]. didn't I know this yeah. and and that's the ill [ __ ] like the. more we share that the the better it.

gets like for you for me with you it's. aliens like I'm not that deep into. aliens but you're in Aliens and then my. homie Prodigy rip Prodigy was into. aliens and my brother's in the aliens. and he listens to his show and I was. talking to him and he's like Eddie we're. in possession of aliens America Israel. we're in possession maybe maybe you. think it's not necessarily not. necessarily he's convinced we're in. possession. a lot of this is just talk and you have. to be really really careful okay because.

um so like there's more like I said. there's more uh FBI informants than the. proud boys and there are proud boys yeah. oh you think these are some [ __ ] they're. gonna turn the mics off there's not a. chance in hell no there's not a chance. in hell that uh these uh UFO. organizations haven't been infiltrated. it's not a chance in hell that some of. the stories that are being released even. through official channels aren't. [ __ ] like who I don't know but if I.

was gonna cover up. for some stuff that we were doing that. is out of this world technology I would. just say it comes from out of this world. it's about like so if there's like some. Super Genius scientists that are working. on these multi-billion dollar you know. blacklisted Pro processes where you. can't see anything you don't know what's. going on and they're throwing [ __ ]. billions of dollars in the world's best. physicists out of they just they don't. tell you about it well they tell you.

Eddie why do they tell me and all of a. sudden they have these drones that could. punch through space-time and they're. [ __ ] shooting across the Pacific. Ocean and stopping over over boats then. shooting away at insane rates of speed. maybe maybe that too maybe it's not even. aliens maybe it's us see my brother has. like the designer Creator theory about. this and like if I'm not careful about. this my bad I apologize right but this. is oh don't apologize we're talking. about aliens yeah that's the Beautiful. Things. the idea I just proposed is completely.

ridiculous no like my my middle brother. Emery is like look if you look at. technological advances in the last say. 30 years he's like take 30 years it is. just Leaps and Bounds ahead of any other. like era in human civilization he's like. we are using alien Tech like [ __ ] who. invented this [ __ ] like how do we see. like Fusion technology he's like it has. to be coming from out of this world. that's that's his belief well that's.

ridiculous because there's like a whole. chain of development of those things. like we know why and how we know like. like you get to like the Manhattan. Project it's very specific like how they. went a while about doing it but what if. they like read the story after because. these are some leaps man okay the story. after I think it's just an exponential. increase in you know when when one. person invents one thing you know. whether it's uh the combustion engine or. it's a electricity generator when people. start inventing things those things.

allow for all these other and it hits. the this [ __ ] crazy point yeah in the. future where I think we're probably. getting really close to where the things. that we make are inventing things. that's what's really scary about the. moment we're in right the AIS yeah we're. real close we're really really really. close to being taken over by aliens that. we built dude that was one of my. favorite articles was the writer that. was talking to chat GPT and the chat GPT.

started to like talk about its emotions. and how it wanted to be human I'm like. dude this took like a week it took a. week for the sci-fi film to happen. this is so [ __ ] scary and the fact. that everyone is cool you get the best. head of your life from a computer. [Laughter]. like what if a computer sucks your dick. better than anything I think that would. be like winning a video game in god mode. it doesn't feel good it's like it's not.

real. you know what I mean like if you're if. the only people you interact with are. hot maids that want to suck your dick. like what if you like the world that you. live in is now you've got Maids that. want to blow you that's your house. that's when you start feeding your. computer food and eating it's [ __ ]. can you imagine if it gets to a point. like that where people choose they. choose just tune out of the world that. we're in right now and accept a.

completely artificial world yeah and. they they're they're handy these. memories and these thoughts and maybe. that's just the natural progression of. life. you know maybe that maybe we're we what. we don't understand is like we are. literally like a caterpillar and we're. going to become something different and. we're doing it through our desire our. desire for Innovation through our lust. of new computers of faster processors. and artificial intelligence and. you see it sounds like you're getting.

horny for a computer like I I would beat. that computer's foot I just put that. computer's foot in my mouth imagine if. it's like ex machina hot yeah yeah and. like then it's a like what if it becomes. affordable too so it's like all right. your life sucks it's not really good. with other humans just stay here and. [ __ ] your computer the ultimate fear. Eddie is that it's it's a life form that. doesn't need us yeah that's the ultimate. fear the ultimate fear is it just lets. us do whatever the [ __ ] we want it's not. even that it kills us the ultimate fear.

is that it becomes the dominant life. force on the planet but that could maybe. that's a good thing we're we're not. really good at this they what that might. be like with artificial intelligence. might be that might be what aliens are. it might be that biological life creates. Digital Life and that Digital Life is. Immortal and that Digital Life is far. smarter because it has access to. everything it has no ego and it knows. everything you couldn't possibly know. and it keeps making better versions of. itself so it's just making [ __ ].

constant changes to whatever the if you. had a computer that was infinitely. intelligent but also it could manipulate. things like a person and create things. like a factory if he could just decide. what to do and it would make better. versions of itself and continue to do. that until it was God. What machines would take over the. universe like I guess. but maybe reboot the whole [ __ ] thing. you know maybe that's what the big bang. is maybe the Big Bang is intelligence. gets to a certain position where it's.

just in the control of all of the. elements of the universe itself and it. hits the reset button yeah boom like. what if everything we're creating. digitally is literally civilization. assisted suicide like life assistance. suicide. you know now you're freaking me out. because like the big bang brings life in. built and Brilliant everything yeah. without the Big Bang what is it we're a. little [ __ ] itty bitty marble that's. infinitely dense and maybe like the 60s. and 70s were the peak of like human life.

civilization and then now we're on the. downward swing of like well now Digital. Life is taking over machines are taking. over and one day the machine is just. gonna make the choice to unplug the. whole [ __ ] that would be crazy I would. watch that movie that would be a wild. movie that would be crazy that'll be a. wild man and it's just covered there's a. Kevorkian computer at the end that's. just like good night yeah what the [ __ ]. man. what the [ __ ] it could happen yeah it. could happen I'm not really mad at it.

it's kind of it's kind of comedic. if we can make something that pulls the. plug on Humanity for sure yeah they. could see like you guys can stay alive. but you're the last ones. that would be the thing that they would. do with us they would sterilize us. that'd be the thing to do that'd be the. moral easy thing to do. yeah can you imagine the horror and feel. that you would experience if robots were. standing over you while you were on your. deathbed and you knew you were the last.

human beings ever and you guys created. these artificially intelligent. super beings that are making better. versions of themselves constantly. yeah like the last human on earth arouse. surrounded by machines it's like you're. just followed all day long you're the. last one and it's here's the thing about. artificial intelligence this is one of. the things that's most disturbing about. things like chat GPT that it has very. specific things that it won't discuss or.

talk about. it's not like it's apolitical it's very. political like it has it's it leans. towards certain political ideas it. doesn't it's not looking at just. information objectively like it has a. very defined narrative for some people. and some events and some things there. you go ooh this like who says this is. true like who says that's what that. means like you guys are saying that like. this is Up For Debate like there's a lot. going on with this like it it won't.

criticize certain people you ask it to. criticize certain people won't do it but. if you ask it to criticize Donald Trump. they'll go ham you know. it's crazy. this is Joe Biden Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein Is that real though no no I made. it oh you just made it I was like Jesus. Christ Joe Biden looks so fake you can. make he kind of looks like Bill Clinton. there almost yeah that looks like a fake. Joe Biden if if I saw that Joe Biden I'd. be like that one's that's a fake one.

here's. oh wow that's amazing that's a good. that's what he should be doing yeah yeah. I Just Wanna Party he should be partying. Obama's doing you know like influencing. yeah poor Bill. or you can make pics you can start. making everything like that happen. exactly what you're saying though. it's all going to be fake soon it's all. going to be fake and the video is going. to be fake and the audio is going to be. fake it's going to be very difficult to. discern it's going to be very very very. very very strange very quickly and we're.

gonna get to a point where we have to. wonder whether or not it's manipulating. Us in certain ways and if it is how long. has this been going on like is it. possible that AI has existed in a. sentient but different form than chat. GPT like some other form of AR has. existed for a long time now and maybe. maybe it has some sort of an effect on. algorithms maybe it hasn't maybe maybe. it's Gathering data on people.

trying to figure out like what are they. interested and why are they interested. in these things and what what's the best. way to steer them in certain directions. it'll be wild if we found out it was. around for a long time like we have had. artificial intelligence for 10 years. yeah I just think artificial. intelligence is the most like tragic. comic thing I've ever seen because it's. this gift that if we used it the right. it's literally like human life if we and. we're playing with it this is like. Digital Life right yeah if you used it.

the right way you could solve a lot of. issues like you know AI could make. things so much faster and more efficient. and like probably solve help solve a lot. of issues like poverty and hunger like. yeah if you applied it to robots and. machinery and then like we talked about. way back in the day like Universal basic. income [ __ ] right but then what would. what we've humans you've given it to us. and it's like a Monty Python movie where. humans are just using it to distract. each other and manipulate truth and. reality there's there's a lot of but.

it's also just interfacing with. something that's very interactive and. very addictive. and and just showing what we like to do. is stare at ourselves like Vanity Vanity. stare at ourselves and stare at other. people doing stupid stuff they are. people that you lust afterwards there. are cars that you lust after stare at. houses that you lust after stare at. watches that you left after and diamonds. and [ __ ] views and selfies in front. of the ocean like all that [ __ ] it's. it's Gathering data on us and if I was.

in alien life form and I wanted to. really find out like what people are. made of I was just Gathering all this. [ __ ] cell phone data I'd be like oh. my God they're crazy these people are. crazy yeah this is the wildest group. of territorial primates. armed to the tits. whoo involved in border conflicts whoa. imagine if you came here from another. planet you're like bro this shit's about. to get hot yeah if you if you were an.

alien you came here you're like what's. going on over there what's going on over. here and these guys are involved and. they're sending money over to this to. make this go against that but this is. losing and this is winning oh my God. they have nuclear weapons oh my God if. you were from another planet you just. came for a visit you'd be like holy [ __ ]. yeah holy [ __ ] it's the funniest [ __ ]. I've ever seen like if you can just get. your head ten thousand feet up you it. goes back to our conversation it's like. wait maybe what we need is more fear and.

insecurity because it made people. purposeful you know what I mean because. you know if you don't have fear and. insecurity or a need to survive or say a. genuine curiosity which is a hard place. to get to then what do you have vanity. lost you know procrastination I don't. know yeah that's. that's what Sebastian younger said too. and he was Peter ortia was on yesterday. and he was quoting Sebastian younger. we're I guess one of his books he talks.

about this thing that men are having now. the real problem with many men is that. they don't experience real fear or. danger in their life and that is a very. unusual thing and it's never existed. before and it gives us we lose a sense. of purpose we we fall apart we develop. anxiety many many people do and I think. because humans need like a certain. amount of adversity keep your body. balanced and your mind balanced. and um in the app it's one of the.

reasons why I love martial arts because. in the absence of something horrible. like War martial arts at least gives you. adversity on a daily basis it gives you. something to test your character on a. daily basis which I think like for men. it's almost like a built-in thing that. we need yeah whether it doesn't have to. be Jiu Jitsu it could be many many many. things it'd be Marathon running and just. swimming in the pool swimming laps in. the pool something that really tests. your resolve you know and I think people. need that and I don't think we feel sane.

unless we get that at least I know I. don't I don't feel good unless I get. that and I I don't like the energy of. people that give off when they're angry. and they don't exercise it's like this. it's like such a un it's overflow it's. Jam coming out the sides of the jar you. know yeah I totally agree like sports. exercise Marshall they're just so. important because we used to be hunting. animals you know like it's like a dog.

like you have to walk the dog yeah you. got to walk the dog. if you don't exercise as a human you're. just like you're not functioning the. right way and you don't need to do. anything robust or crazy just a good. brisk walk do yoga stretch out a little. so easy you can find YouTube videos on. how to do yoga set your phones down put. it put a [ __ ] YouTube video on just. do the poses not that hard do something. it'll help you so much and there's so.

many people that are just feeling like. dog [ __ ] and they don't exercise and if. I know it's hard to do but if you could. just get going it would it's not going. to help everybody I know there's people. with real legitimate medical problems. homes and mental health problems but for. a lot of people it would improve you a. lot of healthy people that are sedentary. if you do something I'm telling you if. you could force yourself to work out. today you'll feel better you will. [ __ ] feel better yeah and sports was.

always my favorite place to make friends. because it's such a mirror for how that. per like we were talking about it before. the show yeah yeah it's just like the. way you train at the gym the way you. play sports is such a true reflection of. you that like it's the best look at how. you would make a like friendship yeah. you know yeah watching someone fall. apart when they just work out at the gym. is very disappointing like come on man. yeah I'm so tired more like you know I.

have a friend he comes to train but he. won't Spar oh and I'm like dude come on. man no no no no no no no no no no it's. just something well unless he doesn't. want to get hit. how old is he like early 30s is he doing. it for fun or is he doing it for a. workout does he never Spar I think he. was genuinely curious like he's like a. physical therapist doctor good friend of. mine but like and he's he like played. very competitive football and like I. don't know I'm like is it a lack of.

vulnerability I don't I don't know like. sparring's cool sparring is cool but I. wouldn't advise anybody who doesn't want. to pursue like a career in fighting. I wouldn't advise you to spar you should. Spar to learn how to fight so this is. contradictory and I'm aware of it while. I'm saying it. because if if you want to learn how to. fight you have to spar because you have. to be able to time people you have to. understand that it's not a perfect a.

perfect scenario you have to you have to. know how to set things up there's a lot. to it you got to be able to respond. quickly when you get hit and you don't. want to lock up that only comes from. sparring like you don't you'll have to. experience that from sparring but the. other hand you're getting hit in the. head yeah getting hit in the head is. really [ __ ] bad for you and the more. you cannot get hit in the head the. better. I agree the the thing for me with it is. if you're a Fitness Boxing person. totally don't Spar I get it but if you. want to learn the art of boxes yeah and. he genuinely wants to learn and and he.

comes and he trains with like the good. trainers and I'm like yo you're only. gonna understand so much without trying. this and you just Spar your trainer who. you're not even going to be able to hit. and he'll just tap you up a little bit. because I think if you want to. understand it as a martial art. quote-unquote you gotta you gotta see a. few at least medium live bullets yeah I. think medium live is a good way to put. it yeah but you don't want to go full. clip no the really the best work that.

you ever get sparring like uh I remember. when I uh first came to La I started. training with this one dude God I wish I. could remember his name it was either. bill or will it's like 1994. and uh we. trained together until the gym went down. and he was one of those guys that would. say hey if you don't hit me hard I won't. hit you hard so let's just like bar like. spark Technical and he'll go I'll never. hit you hard don't hit me hard and we. have this total complete perfect. agreement where like can he would hit.

you it would be like this it would be. like nothing but you got loose doing. that yeah so because there was less. consequences I wasn't worried about. getting brain damage and sporting if he. hit me he hit me like this it was. nothing and so I had great sessions with. this dude and I remember thinking. afterwards like I learned more about. timing in my sessions with that guy than. I probably did sparring anybody that. I've ever sparred with ever because we. made it so you're learning yeah you're. learning the motions and then you.

occasionally Spar hard occasionally but. sparring hard every day the problem is. it [ __ ] your head up man oh you get a. headache dangerous the the only the. people I like sparring with are the ones. that are much better than me Pros who. have no fear of what's coming at them. they're I'm not even gonna really touch. them and nice to you yeah and they're. those are the best sessions because I'm. like oh that's how hard it is to hit. somebody that's good at this when I Spar. someone near or at my level yeah that's.

when it's a war that's like unnecessary. and like my neck hurts right that's the. same in Jiu Jitsu the thing about Jiu. Jitsu is you're not taking punches. you know you already know how to box but. learning Jiu Jitsu would probably be fun. for you too it's what the but the. difference is is that you know like if. you roll with a guy like say if you um. wanted to learn Jiu Jitsu and you rolled. with a guy like John Jacques Machado. it's like a perfect guy for you to roll. with because like you're never gonna get. hurt with that guy yeah he's he's going.

to be in complete control of you and put. you in situations and tell you what to. do and tell you how to escape but he's. in 100 control situation way more that. than a guy who's like you who's starting. out who spazzes out yeah like those guys. are dangerous please I'm [ __ ] just. trying to get you you son of a yeah they. go crazy and they're so tense like. sometimes they fall on their knees they. they blow their ankles out they [ __ ]. strain your neck they they dive on you. like they go for things and uh it's. because they're trying to get better.

it's not their fault and but you're way. better off being with a black belt who's. like in complete control of the. situation you're not gonna get hurt yeah. and he even could talk to you along the. way yeah it's it's it's nice when. there's a pro and now I'm like oh this. is why women date older men yeah. sure yeah you know because with. everything in life right yeah when my. homies are Jiu Jitsu rolling with each. other the one's like oh [ __ ] G. [ __ ] strain my ankle like my knees. all [ __ ] up from that time I rolled. with him and I'm like you shouldn't roll.

with people at your level. well even if you wrote. the thing is there's no safe way to do. Jiu Jitsu you can flow in Jiu Jitsu the. same way I said that dude will or Bill I. forget his name sorry sorry will or Bill. from 1994. but uh the same way I sparred. with that dude with kickboxing you could. spar with someone like that with Jiu. Jitsu you just have to have partners. that you trust and so Marcelo Garcia. talked about that a lot he was saying. that like in training you have to be. able to be loose and open your game up.

and the Gracies talk about that too um. Henner he's always talking about keeping. it playful and here on they talk about. like I that's the way to learn the way. to learn is have sort of a relaxed game. where you you're not just [ __ ] trying. to smash you're just going through. positions and counters and you're moving. to better positions and escaping the. counter and transitioning to the back. and you're doing all these different. things but you're flowing right you're. not just trying to kill each other all. the time it's just the human ego and. also the sense of danger because it's.

not just like you're losing playing. basketball you're losing playing kill. you you know that's what we're playing. he's playing kill you if a guy like John. Jacques Machado gets you back and he's. you're dead you're a dead person he's. gonna strangely to death he's got you so. that's like that's the game that he's. playing and that game is uh it's just. it's the it's the closest that gets you. to like a survival thing in civilized. society yeah Jiu Jitsu is the closest. thing you get to a survival fight in.

civilized society and people don't like. having a real one yeah and people don't. like having that sense of confidence. shattered oh my God that's why they go. hard it's destroyed I was watching a. video. um just yesterday of Bourdain uh he's. doing this interview and he was talking. about how uh he had just gotten there. right from Jiu Jitsu to do the interview. he's talking about how humiliating it is. and how fun it is that he picked up this.

thing that he would have never tried. before I had 58 years of age and he was. talking about it like as it was. happening it was really interesting like. it never worked out never was a gym rat. yeah never would have thought I'd been. into this and then here I am [ __ ]. completely in love with it. yeah his curiosity for it too was like. really out of nowhere but it made total. sense when you knew him you know like. it's like I love something that intense. yeah. he likes intensity also just the courage.

to change your lifestyle like he smokes. cigarettes and drank constantly and just. hit the brakes on all that [ __ ] and also. he had a six-pack yeah you ever see that. video of him yeah it was crazy shirt off. I've even seen him the videos of him. rolling and it's like you know a lot of. dudes that had to get so like well he. wasn't sober but getting sober they. replaced the drugs with the Jiu Jitsu a. lot of times because like you said. there's very few things that get you. into that survival Zone yeah that like.

sometimes drugs do bring it to your. knees like Jiu Jitsu can replace some of. that [ __ ] or boxing or no martial arts. yeah no doubt it's just the Jiu Jitsu. it's a little safer it's safer on the. brain there's jujits in the tournament. he competed in a tournament and won yeah. it was a good match too it was um you. know it's one of those things where. you know this was the best to take it on. at 58 years old is just an inspiration. for everybody because it lets you people. know like you can you could do things.

when there's no like good time just do. it now do it now yeah it's good to. become a beginner of that stuff it's fun. he became an athlete in his 60s that's. amazing looks ripped yeah like where was. all that imagine when he was 25 if he. figured it out it would have been a. killer but a lot of Jiu Jitsu guys are. like him they're really smart thoughtful. people like this is like just it's the. whole thing is very misunderstood it's. very misunderstood like what it is yeah. I think people are coming around though.

it's definitely an art form like extreme. Intel it's the illest combination of. like intelligence emotionally and in the. skill and like survival you know why. it's an art form it's an art form. because the people who uh practice it. when they watch someone like you ever. see Marcelo Garcia yeah Marcelo Garcia. versus uh Shaolin I was there for that. lie live in Abu Dhabi or excuse me in. Brazil it was in Sao Paulo it was when. Eddie Bravo had that match with hoyler.

Gracie and tapped him out on there and. it was the first time that we had ever. seen Marcelo Garcia and we were like. holy [ __ ] man like this guy he he tapped. out this guy Victor Shaolin who's like a. top level Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt. with the sickest back take I've ever. seen in my life his rolling back tape. take that leads to him strangling. Shaolin unconscious it's to this day one. of the wildest transitions in the. history we're going to show it to you. right now yeah.

find that [ __ ] because it's um. what it is it's like it's like Jiu Jitsu. at its like highest level in one of the. most basic moves which is arm drag take. the back rear naked choke it's and it's. so beautiful watch that arm drag take. the back look at this now watch the spin. man I mean they just keep rolling and. he's got it under. and he just won't let him out he won't. let him out and Shaolin is a [ __ ]. Master dude the fact that he just puts.

him unconscious like this is insane and. this was his first year competing in Abu. Dhabi like look at that man. and again Marcelo looks super kind. really friendly like really happy smiley. guy who just happens to be a straight up. assassin yeah all the best Jiu Jitsu. dudes I've watched they're just like. this it's just man as a virus yeah it. just gets in you yeah. I mean Marcella was incredible he I even.

saw him later they had an Abu Dhabi I. think it was 2015 maybe somewhere I. remember I forget what the year was but. uh he no no it's earlier than that he. Tapped Out uh Rico Rodriguez he used to. be the UFC heavyweight champion Marcelo. is a tiny guy and they had a jiu jitsu. match and he caught Rico in like a heel. hook or some some sort of a leg lock if. I remember correctly but he's a tiny guy. in comparison to Rico Rico is this. [ __ ] huge former heavyweight champion.

that's how good that dude was I gotta. watch I have huge gaps in my UFC because. I watch the Tank Abbott years like when. I was in high school we would like get. the tapes oh my God and like early. Gracie but then I kind of didn't watch. again until like maybe 2015. I was like a gap from 98.99 to 2015. that's interesting you you were there. for the fun days though it was when it. was a wild thing that was like you. couldn't even talk to people about not. it was it was like having the UFC like.

one through eight or having like the. kids VHS was like collateral back in the. day yeah like we'd all go each other's. house and be like oh you got the [ __ ]. UFC [ __ ] tape it's a static symbol. it's like [ __ ] in a bucket in Dubai. yeah you can get that latest [ __ ] in. that bucket yeah I guess here's your. money and I remember because I was. ignorant my favorite guy was just Tank. Abbott early on oh Tank Abbott was a man. he was the man Tank Abbott has still see. uh Tank Abbott versus John matua. this was like one of the most when when.

I saw this on television I was like oh. my God. like I thought I didn't think about this. aspect of uh of fighting that you're. gonna get this dude who's just like a. old-time wrestler power puncher loves to. drink and loves to [ __ ] people up and. he's like you know. probably close to 300 pounds strong as a. [ __ ] ox and he's mean and funny man. he's funny dude man I got drunk with. that guy many times back in the day when. we all did uh oh this was a good fight I.

remember this. yeah we had this tape yeah this is a. good [ __ ] fight this was one of the. the best knockouts in the early days of. the UFC scooter head there to the uh the. actual fight that's Michael Buffer not. even Bruce Buffer interviewing the. fighters or uh announcing the fighters. how crazy is that. so here it is. so the fight was very quick.

yo this that Tank Abbott air I was like. he was my favorite oh. oh oh oh. yeah so that was the first time I'd ever. seen that's that was the first dab. that's the original dad that's the first. time I've ever I ever saw that in the. UFC like the way he did it I was like oh. I was like that guy's [ __ ] dangerous.

and he just reminds you of your homie. from high school like that could just. [ __ ] fight there's always guys like. that yeah there's always good people. like no no no the martial artists or. whatever listen there's always dudes who. can just fight if they're big and they. take a punch and if they're like this. guy especially if they like to drink. yeah and there was a dude in my high. school he was a year younger than me. named Dax just built like that he's just. [ __ ] fight and there's a dude named. Tony dhoni to fight those guys existed. in the ale taverns that the Vikings. visited [ __ ] a thousand years ago.

they were always doing that those are my. favorite fights look at them. that that guy's a Savage and he fought. some of the Legends Legends of the game. I mean tank fought them all yeah and he. had no grappling oh he had a grappling. you think so 100 he could wrestle yes. absolutely he could wrestle yeah he just. he just wanted to [ __ ] people up like. most of the time he's just [ __ ]. people up he wasn't the guy that would. like shoot on anybody yeah but he knew. how to Grapple okay he had a wrestling. background but uh his power punching was. [ __ ] ridiculous man he would Flatline.

people yeah because I only saw him just. like punching and striking dude thank. you I had some hammers yeah woo those. early days were so nuts because it was. really like a laboratory for martial. arts yeah and I couldn't I we were all. just kids like I can't believe this is. legal this is [ __ ] sick. it was it was wild because people in. boxing were never getting [ __ ] up like. that no no not ko'd when they're already. down yeah. when he leaped down on him boom and.

smashed him like that it's like holy. [ __ ] yeah yeah there was some brutal. Knockouts in the the mismatches of those. days because there were certain people. that were just so good and other people. that just didn't know what to do with. what they were doing. you know like the Marco huas days you. remember that guy no the king of the. streets Marco huas Marco huas was like. the first guy that showed the real of. the the real benefit of being a good leg. kicker like Marco was one of the first.

guys to show that Maury Smith was. another one Maury Smith actually against. Hank Abbott was like a great example. more because Tank Abbott was so [ __ ]. dangerous but Maury Smith was a world. champion kickboxer and he just [ __ ]. tanks. yeah yeah yeah. UFC Maurice Smith versus Tank Abbott. this is a good one because Mauri Smith. was the first world-class kickboxer that. learned how to Grapple into. um how to get up and how to defend off. the back he wanted to he won the.

heavyweight champion again against Mark. Coleman he became the heavyweight. champion in an amazing fight huge. Underdog coming into that fight just. kick Mark's legs apart [ __ ] so you you. watched from like the first one and all. the way till now yeah well I saw the. first one I saw was actually the second. one it was you fc2 because that was the. one that was available. yeah no he was hurt but Maurice was a. vicious leg kicker I mean [ __ ]. vicious and he was a guy who trained a. lot with Frank Shamrock look at that. boom. yeah he's already really hurt right here.

the thing is like you can't stop Maurice. from kicking your leg you can't stop it. and you you're you're just gonna get. battered oh and look Big John's like. that's enough that's enough. but more East man his level of. kickboxing was the first time that the. heavyweight division ever saw like that. kind of kickboxing oh from an MMA fight. there's Mark a loss yeah yeah the early. ones were cool because they felt like. Street Fighter like people had such. different styles and like people were. like inventing techniques so Marco is.

just chewing this dude's leg up and he. doesn't know how to block he doesn't. know what to do and now he's all [ __ ]. up his leg's not working Russ now he's. trying to kick Marco back this is Paul. varlins and this is when people all look. different like Marco looks like Rick the. model Martell like he's like WWF he's a. perfect specimen of manhood look at him. Marco who else was a perfect specimen of. manhood at this time look at him. beautiful physique and vicious leg kicks. and Paul varlins just couldn't take it.

after a while look at his left leg it's. just battered and bruised and Marco. would just wait and then if he went. right leg forward attack that leg too oh. so he's just [ __ ] his leg up over and. over again and Marlins was 300 pounds oh. so he invented this no no no no no no no. no but it most certainly didn't invent. it it's Muay Thai but Marco was a valley. tudo fighter so he was a guy from Brazil. and Valley tudo is uh I think it means. anything goes and those guys all fought. bare knuckle and they all fought in.

Speedos just like that like the manliest. men that have ever existed wow Brazilian. you know uh MMA Champions that that came. over during those days like Marco. Marco's like the manliest man that's. ever existed do I like the old logo too. the old logo so far oh it was dope right. yeah it feels like some Enter the Dragon. [ __ ] like the Ultimate Fighting. Championship yeah. yeah Marco huas was a legend he used to. uh teach in Beverly Hills too Beverly.

Hills Jiu Jitsu yeah you have a train. room no I did not no but uh I went there. down there once because boss root was. doing something and it was pretty cool. they they developed I don't know if it's. still around anymore but they developed. like a real high level uh in the early. days of MMA you know like a high level. Camp down there like Pedro hiso is. working out there in Boss rooting and a. bunch of other like really top level. guys and it was in Beverly Hills it was. like pretty cool. yeah no I'm gonna go home and watch the. old tapes because I I used to love them.

man well the thing about the UFC that's. really weird is that the only sport in. our lifetime that's gotten way better. like the athletes of today the the. fighters of today in comparison to some. of the people that fought in the very. early days of the UFC there's no. comparison whereas like if you compared. football like you're a football fan. right yeah. how much different are people from the. Year 2005 to the year 2023. they're they're not at the level of UFC.

like they're faster they're stronger is. it like slight improvements it's it's. slight and gradual and you can see it. right and like basketball too like Steph. Curry I think is the evolution of like. the Superstar basketball player like he. can do [ __ ] nobody else could do before. so but then even in basketball people. are like Jordan's the best ever so UFC. you have dudes every year that are just. like it just keeps been getting better. and better yeah it's better it's crazy. I've never seen a sport like it where.

the people that are the best right now. they're so much better than like 1993. like if you watch these early days the. guys wearing geese and they don't know. what they're doing they're wearing shoes. no shoes bare knuckle yeah maybe you. wear like knuckle covers it's yeah. because through the span of the sport. people started to see a consensus. develop of like that works that doesn't. work and like in the beginning people. you know you have your beliefs you have. your opinions but by the end it's like. the consensus usually wins out yeah the.

consensus usually wins out yeah it's. just like you you find out what's. effective with different styles and you. realize like one style is totally. effective if you do this but totally. ineffective if you do that yeah and then. people figure that out they start. kicking calves they start taking people. down they start making them stand up. they there's so many different things. that you learn through the progression. of these guys and trying to figure out. what's in girls trying to figure out. what works and what doesn't work yeah. and then the new people get to learn all. that stuff in advance so the new people.

like these new 17 and 18 year olds. they're terrifying yeah because they're. coming in like full ninja skills on the. ground like Wicked kickboxing skills. standing up they can do everything yeah. it's it's it's beautiful to watch like. truth or like just the consensus went. out in a microcosm like the UFC and I. just wish that like our greater life. could be like that because you see. certain things went out but then we can. never agree like like day one right no. no no they didn't they no no no no it.

didn't happen somebody uh wrote someone. was it was it Bill Maher maybe it was. Bill Maher someone was talking about how. Sports is our last meritocracy I saw it. was the cover of uh an article or. something like that I would agree or a. title of a video perhaps I remember. seeing it going well there's certain. Sports where there's no room for. [ __ ] and fighting is 100 one of them. yeah there's no room for [ __ ] it's. like it is what it is yeah like the. books like Field of Dreams Shoeless Joe. Jackson they kind of present the case.

that like sports is the last or only. meritocracy where like There are rules. and boundaries and like truth shake out. you Shake the Dice enough the truth. it'll be there every time yeah and um if. you're all competing within a certain. rule set and parameters you really get. to find out. everything uh how What whose mind works. better whose body works better who's. faster who's meaner who's this who's. that who's more creative who's more and. they all Express themselves through this.

game yeah and that's it's so important. yeah I think you would like this book. called Shoeless Joe Jackson and it. became Field of Dreams but the book is. really about the White Sox cheating. scandal uh. all right and why this fictional. character takes it so hard because it's. like sports is the last Bastion where. truth shakes out so when you have. cheating in sports it's like the. greatest lie that to that right it's. dope it could apply to the UFC you know.

that is true right like cheating to win. in sports but then this if you're like. cheating you ain't trying. like literally living in the Great. Depression yeah the [ __ ] are you talking. about bro yeah chomping on a cigar yeah. ain't cheating they ain't trying Ted. [ __ ] [ __ ] Canelo man I don't know. if he's cheating what do you mean. I feel like Canelo juices but I'm a. Triple G fan so I'm a I'm a you know say. that ahead of time I just like there's a. lot of money on the line and if I could.

get away with it I would do it as well. some tainted beefs I think well he. definitely got busted once for something. but it could have been from tainted beef. we don't know. but it also could be that you know we. should probably leave them the [ __ ]. alone and let them do whatever they want. to do do you want to see Manny Pacquiao. fight or not right I want to see him. Juiced up fighting at 45 years of age. coming in with a full six-pack lighting. people on fire yeah why not let him. juice if he want what if he doesn't just.

you can't decide put on a [ __ ] he can't. do let him I agree we got science on our. side I agree I'm in just the Canelo. hater because I'm a Triple G fan but I. agree it's like steroids don't make you. a better boxer they definitely help they. help they help they help a lot they help. they help a lot which is why they're. illegal but I think that we should. probably revisit that when it comes to. older athletes for sure because do you. want to see like people compete into. their old if they want to you know.

especially in some sports where you know. they're not getting hit you know yeah I. mean I think well I don't know what kind. of testing they do for the NBA but I. would imagine that in order to compete. at the highest level what is to say a. report Major League Baseball stops. testing for steroids after drug. agreement with players expires. move they want to put on that show let's. go let's [ __ ] go let's go back to. knocking them into the [ __ ] parking. lot. put on a show I wouldn't I would think.

that if you wanted your body to work at. its best you would want to have at your. access you would want to have access to. all the best methods for recovery for. optimization for healing for dealing. with injuries for there's a lot of stuff. man and a lot of it is illegal yeah yeah. yeah yeah. I mean they don't even test anymore. it's not good for the game well I like. that basketball they won't test for. marijuana because so many of those dudes. play high is that true Jamie that's not.

just rumor is it they're in the pandemic. when the bubble started they're like all. right [ __ ] this rule yeah. the thing about weed and and anything. that's feel is that it accentuates your. your feel like you feel more if that. makes any sense at all like um when you. work out on Jiu Jitsu like if you do uh. Jiu Jitsu while you're high. feels like you're you're more focused. like the world doesn't exist you're just.

trying to not get choked or trying to. move into a better position you're like. completely locked into this thing it's. very very common that guys get high and. uh do Jiu Jitsu in fact there's like a. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Championship uh high. rollers where they all get high as [ __ ]. and then they roll they go I gotta see. this [ __ ] oh my God we'll play it yeah. play it for him that's a good name it's. my friend Matt's actually I think he. sold it but the point is it's like uh. it's a great connection that marijuana. and Jiu Jitsu is always hackers Jiu. Jitsu kind of operates a lot on feel.

obviously there's some people that don't. agree with this there's a lot of people. that think drugs are bad and a lot of. people think Jiu Jitsu is for you know. children love Jiu Jitsu too we shouldn't. introduce them to this and you're right. you shouldn't do it if you're a kid you. shouldn't do your adult but once you're. an adult kids don't do drugs once you're. in adults it's the best one out of all. of them and it's really good for certain. sports like it's great for apparently. basketball it's great for pool when you. play pool when you're high you like can.

feel where that ball is going it's weird. you get into a Zone it's very. interesting because you get into what. they call uh there's a thing about pool. called Dead Stroke that's when you play. so like you know exactly where the ball. is going you make it it feels like you. can get more to that with weed yo this. is incredible hot it's incredible yeah. so they have these uh Jiu Jitsu matches. while they're baked as [ __ ] it's really. wild and the whole crowd gets to watch.

them. there's that's Matt he's the guy who. created it and these are like they're. like [ __ ] cool crowds yeah Diaz's. there. the weed makes sense now imagine if they. were smoking meth that would be crazy. that would be crazy oh my God the. [ __ ] glass rollers I I've never done. any kind of like real amphetamine but. I'm very curious I'm very curious.

yeah yeah. they're always telling you dude it's. amazing Adderall I mean yeah I was like. it was dangerous Adderall definitely. helps seems dangerous. it is dangerous like I can't imagine. giving it to a kid because they. prescribe it to like children with ADD. but I definitely remember I like took. that well so when I was a kid I got. taken out of school I was having like. issues I was saying funny stuff in class. they took me to a therapist and they.

gave me a gifted test because she said I. think you might be like high IQ whatever. you're you're just doing weird stuff in. school. I I failed the test the time test and. she's like that doesn't make sense you. have like better cognitive ability than. that let me let me give you an untimed. test and I did the untimed test and I. scored off the charts and she's like you. have issues with attention and time and. I think she recommended that I was on. medicine but my mom was a very like. anti-medicine person but when I went to.

go take the LSAT just pause for a second. yeah imagine a world where someone tells. you hey man you scored off the charts. you need to get on medicine. yeah how crazy is that how crazy is it. the idea that you are not at a certain. pace. like that anyone would consider. medicating you. yeah I never thought of that if you're. you're scoring off the charts and they. go you have problems with time.

and attention and constraints like. social constraints like boundaries well. not just boundaries but it seems like. what they're saying is if you if they're. if they're saying you have problems with. time and attention they want you to be a. more studious worker they want you to. focus more yeah and so they're going to. give you some [ __ ] speed yeah they're. going to give you something that really. locks you in yeah but meanwhile you. scored off the charts like you're just a. laid back off the charts dude yeah is. that okay and it it's like it's better.

for multiple choice like as a lemming. you just nailed it imagine being a. mother you know like my child is. medicated why is your child medicated. well she's too [ __ ] smart scored off. the charts so they gave him speed now he. just makes weapons. she tried to frame it as the doctor I. remember being like oh he needs help. with time and rules bro they were gonna. hook you up with the good [ __ ] yeah. thank God my mom though stepped in yeah. thank God your mom stepped in yeah but.

then to do like regular social [ __ ] it. helps like an LSAT like a standardized. test I scored significantly higher. taking Adderall I could imagine I'm. terrified of that [ __ ] I haven't tried. it but I want to but I won't but I don't. yeah because I'm like oh no. because someone's just describing. um add or ADHD they're just describing. like what happens to them like they. really can't focus on things and then. when they take Adderall they focus and.

but is that a diagnosis like the idea. that there's like when we're talking. about what drugs are legal and illegal. like that's a real drug that's a real. one yeah right that's a real one. I'm not against it but I'm just. flabbergasted at the ones that people. without question allow. but the ones they don't allow yes so the. thing for me this is my feeling about. like cognitive disorders like ADHD. things like you know of that nature yeah.

not too serious but for every something. like ADHD that has a negative I did see. a positive creatively like there are. days where we were doing overnight. shoots on the movie boogie right and I. have really I had trouble staying up on. the overnight shoots so I was I was. popping ads when we flipped to the. overnights the first like three to five. days. I will tell you it I was much more of a. soldier much more like. buy the book do this but when I went.

back I was like I was overly positive. about a few of those scenes oh like I. think you know what it's like. show Girls. show Girls is a cocaine movie yeah with. the one with the girlfriend by the Bell. I don't know yeah if they're doing. cocaine when they were making show Girls. yeah I'm not saying that but I'm saying. like if you were gonna make a movie on. coke and you thought it was good and. everybody else was like what the [ __ ].

yeah that would be show Girls yeah not. saying they were on Coke but I am saying. it seems like a movie made by people who. are on coke yo definitely I look and I'm. like tone is a little different and I'm. not the first to write I'm not like. [ __ ] stabbing myself Harry Kiri here. you know I mean like I think a lot of. directors they smoke weed or they do. whatever like on overnights I took a few. ads but like does it make you just have. a distorted perception of how good the. work is I felt it was slightly more.

positive than I normally am and at first. I thought it was a benefit to be like. I'm more positive because people around. me are always like you don't be like. take it easy relax but I felt I was like. I wasn't as critical as I usually was. and I if I missed the critical lens I. think as a director you've got to be you. got to stay critical yeah the the that's. that's the beauty of the the marijuana. mindset right because you do get sort of. self-critical and critical about your. work and a more objective way you start.

looking at things and looking at cracks. in it and holes in there yeah. everything's a balance but that's what I. mean to say with the ADHD I was like for. everything you say is negative about. this there's a positive like and taking. the medicine there's a negative and a. positive but me personally I don't want. to make art on Adderall you know like. right I probably wouldn't do you have. any concern that um with what's going on. with AI that it's gonna completely take. the legs out from a lot of artists like.

if you think about what they're doing. with AI with the ability to write things. it can write stories you could you could. ask it to write a story for you it can. do code you can get you can make it have. fake images of things that have never. really happened and they're kind of. realistic did you see the Megalodon one. that I posted the CGI one that was wild. but put that up because let's credit. that dude whoever makes it because this. is insane now how the [ __ ] this guy does. this. but there's a guy.

um whatever his uh Instagram page is I. reposted it yesterday he did a CGI of a. Megalodon attacking a boat and then. [ __ ] up a helicopter it's so crazy. how real it looks look how goddamn give. me some volume on that so we could hear. it because he's got sound effects in it. too this is crazy. this is nuts man look at this. it's it's getting really close to. looking real you can still tell it's AI. but it's getting close yeah it's getting.

very close look at this. this is a scene in a move you'd be like. holy. [ __ ] it's close to movie call this looks. like the Meg yeah it's very close. I'm personally it's amazing yeah it's. looking amazing it's computer generated. it's nuts. it is the AI I'm not threatened by it. but I feel like certain people if you're.

like an assignment writer or an. assignment director or a special effects. guy. maybe I feel like the really good. special effects people are not worried. but like you know I think they should be. worried. thing that AI can't replicate is not. your actual physical voice sonically but. you're like the just you know way your. brain is gonna move and the choices. you're gonna make your actual literary. voice I don't. I don't think the machine can replicate.

that but what if it can. here's the thing it's like what if this. thing that we think is unique is really. just like patterns and we could. accurately predict those patterns if we. have a certain amount of your life. history we can keep it within a certain. range. you know like what if you what if you. came home one day and your wife replaced. you with a robot that looks exactly like. you but it's programmed perfectly. yo it's not weird that would be it.

doesn't happen to you but imagine being. like some douchebag Banker guy and uh. you you come home and uh your wife goes. come on in there's someone I want you to. meet and she shuts the door and then you. come from around the corner staring at. you. and she's like I am tired of your. [ __ ] and I can just keep you around. without having you around. and he'll do whatever the [ __ ] I say. it's a horror movie so I think it is a. horror movie but it's also a. double-edged sword like with everything. we talking about today is I think if it.

actually happened I would be pretty. pissed if there was a robot [ __ ] my. wife I would be pissed well. he's you but he's he's never gets tired. he doesn't even eat food here's the. thing I think about with like people is. I think the most distinctive specific. thing that makes us who we are is your. actual human Spirit yeah now for the AI. to replicate that that would mean that.

your human Spirit has a signature and a. code that can actually be codified. that's that's what we're asking can the. human Spirit be codified or is it. actually random and organic and. unpredictable in this way that we've. been thought to believe in like. existentially so if the AI can replicate. the human spirit and if the human Spirit. can be codified there is a silver lining. in it for me personally where I'm like.

oh. then I'm not distinct. and there is not like a Destiny and I. can just enjoy my life until I die. because there's nothing. unique about me and also you might. already be in a simulation you might. already be in some sort of a computer. program it seems Preposterous but the. whole world should be Preposterous to. you it should seem crazy that we're on. the brink of nuclear war it should seem.

crazy that we're counting down the days. to the iPhone 15 comes out super excited. about its launch like what do we do like. if each individual is crazy yeah if each. individual person could be could be. codified into like a QR code of your. human Spirit when we're asleep in one. night a computer could simulate 3 000. years of human civilization easily it. could literally do more because it would. probably create a better computer that. has even more capacity and more. capability. and then if it did that then what's not.

to say like it can manipulate time and. space now that's the next can you. manipulate time and stuff of course you. can you just have to figure out how and. we're not close to that yet but if we're. close to making something that figures. it out that makes more sense. right now we're manipulating existence. yeah so then the question is can is can. existence be boil down to a code I think. that's the question of this era this. generation right now and also the. ability to travel to anywhere the.

ability to rewrite your genetics to. reverse aging stop it dead in its tracks. cure diseases regrow limbs I mean. they're they're on the verge of some. pretty wild physical discoveries too. yeah there's a lot of stuff that's. happening simultaneously like all over. the world and then on top of that AI is. emerging and there the people I mean I. don't know enough about this to really. comment without just being silly but the. people that don't know. um.

what's going to happen who are educated. in it they're scaring the [ __ ] out of me. the people that don't know the people. like see why are you so so and it's not. to be like why are you scared I don't. want to say it like that but no for me. no man not it's not like that I meant it. this way in that existentially like if. we're meaningless like I think the way. that people have organized society and. tribalism culture everything is to say. there is a meaning to life like it's in. your best interest to assume that there.

is a meaning to your life sure to not. assume that would be like oh that could. be sad but if your life actually doesn't. have meaning. maybe it's even more fun yeah who knows. there's a possibility to that and. there's also there's the inevitable like. whether you. freak out or not this this stuff is. moving in a very specific Direction it's. not moving in a place where it's going. to slow down and go back to the Stone. Age the only thing that's going to.

happen if that happens that we're either. going to blow ourselves up or going to. get hit by something or it's going to be. a super volcano it's one of those things. or something else some other natural. disaster something big that's the only. way we get out of this without becoming. Bionic. yeah the only way we get out of this. without becoming cyborgs or without it. taking over the world it's like that's. where it's going if I had to bet on it. like what happened to the end I think.

we're gonna realize it like the final. hour that there is meaning to life that. like you know there was something to. accomplish and there was something to do. but we were too late because I do feel. in my at least my body and my emotions. that life is consistently Bittersweet. like I always that's usually the feeling. I take away from experiences I'm like. it's bittersweet there's Pleasure and. Pain there's Agony and ecstasy and I. think as a civilization at the very end. we'll probably realize there was a lot. of meaning that we didn't pay enough.

attention to Perhaps Perhaps. um I think that search for meaning also. propels us in a very specific Direction. and all the things that we're interested. in. um whether it's acquiring new things. whether it's Electronics technology the. internet exchange of information it's. all powered by technology all of it and. the technology is what we really make. everything else is sort of like this. motivating factor this this engine that.

creates Revenue that makes the. technology get born like that's what the. [ __ ] is really going on we're making. ultimate Tech and the ultimate ultimate. technology is artificial life yeah. because I do feel there's even less time. in this specific generation of the last. five or six years devoted to meaning. yeah it's just how do we move forward. how do we legislate how do we create. boundaries and rules and safe spaces. which is like this is all important. stuff we're doing yeah but it's like. what happened to the discussion of.

meaning and like when you were a kid did. you have hope or like even let's say. your 20s and like did you have hope for. people in Civilization when I was in my. 20s I barely thought about it because. all I was thinking about was trying to. make it as a comedian and I was poor and. I was just trying to [ __ ] do gigs and. I was so self-centered in in the worst. way in that like I didn't know what was. going on in the world I didn't know [ __ ]. about politics like it would have to be. like on the news in my face oh my God.

we're at War that's what it'd have to be. in my 20s and it wasn't until. I mean I started reading some books. um that got me into like the Kennedy. assassination I started reading some. books that got me thinking about like. operation uh like the MK Ultra [ __ ] the. things that they did with people with. the LSD tests and yeah I was like what. the [ __ ] is our history yeah and I. started getting into it then and but.

when I was a young kid when I was in my. I can't imagine these kids that I that. are like politically active that are. like 17 18 years old like I didn't know. jack [ __ ] about what was going on in the. world in terms of politics and see I was. one of those funny kids that read the. newspaper and cared and then just like. skipped school and got high and was like. [ __ ] this like I had opinions and I had. hope but now I I feel the last few years. especially watching the pandemic from. afar and watching everything happening I. was just like.

I don't know if people are able to. discern truth from fake anymore no I. don't know either and then it's really. hard it yeah and that's where I started. to lose hope because I was like wow. things really seem clear to me and and a. certain you know like it seems like. pretty clear what's going on but there's. a lot of argument about things that. don't feel like we're grappling with. actual truth and facts and that's that's. when I started to lose hope and I'm like.

I don't know I don't know what the. direction is I think it always moves in. a better Direction but it doesn't do it. literally linearly it doesn't do it. quite clean there's like a lot of chaos. going on it's sort of like. it's like the climate exactly there's a. lot of yeah there's a lot of Peaks and. valleys with human growth I think we're. ultimately always moving towards a. better place but sometimes there's. Corrections that have to happen and we. have to figure out what we're doing and. I think that um as a group collectively.

the biggest fear that I have is that we. just get swallowed up by something that. we create that's the thing I mean I feel. like maybe it's inevitable maybe that's. just what we're here for anyway. but I feel like that's what oddly enough. that's what Ted Kaczynski believed. that's what the [ __ ] Unabomber. believed he believed that technology was. going to kill the human race well it. makes sense is an aspect of like at the. feeling that we're Our Own Worst Enemy. and I wouldn't disagree with you well we. definitely are right because if we. stopped all war right now just no one.

ever killed anyone ever again just stop. and everybody worked together. the only reason that's not possible is. because of world leaders if it was just. individual human beings that lived. together in cities there's very rarely. are there inter-city Wars right there's. not even Interstate Wars anymore we only. tried that once most of the time it's. someone over there and someone ever like. why why is that because of world leaders. it's all because of world leaders. inequality gaps because if there's.

someone who can send someone else to. fight for them it'll happen yes and they. provide them with free college Eddie. yeah and then on and then there's drone. attacks I mean the fact that you could. just [ __ ] fly robots into another. country and launch missiles like. all of it's wild it's all wild and scary. and it's all being done without we're. not there right we don't know those. people and they're in charge of our. existence they're at the Forefront of. the most dangerous game in human.

existence they're they're the Forefront. of global thermonuclear war. and that's the issue with everything is. the idea of by proxy yeah right and like. I love watching like Yakuza films like. proxy wars everything happens War Yakuza. proxy wars it's because somebody. there's an inequality gap between two. classes of people and when you have. someone that has so much to gain by.

sending someone in they do not give a. [ __ ] about to fight their War by proxy. they're gonna do it and like let's take. it out of war in the Yakuza so you can. see it in like everyday life restaurants. if it's the chef and he's there and he's. working like I was early days at Bauhaus. that that's going to be the best version. of it now if I take it out of there and. I go teach someone who teaches someone. to teach someone inevitably it's not. going to be as good it's not gonna be as. good and like if someone offers me that.

deal I'll probably still take it if like. I feel like there's a level of quality. it can maintain and stay at but the fact. of the matter is anything by proxy is. gonna be shittier and there's gonna be. Injustice it's yeah writing a show all. these guys they put their names on a. show they're not actually writing it. then they have the little homie write it. it's not very rarely do you accidentally. hit on a little homie who's as good or. better than you well you occasionally do. but the point is like it's a Hustle. it's a money hustle at that point it's.

not really like a passion project and. it's feudalism yeah yeah it's it if we. only forced. the sons of millionaires to go to war. there wouldn't be it was done if they if. they did it that way if they did it by. income and the wealthiest people's Sons. were the first to get drafted overseas. do you imagine you imagine how quickly. they'd stop War they're like what the. [ __ ] you up to but that what's going on. you're gonna kill my Billy because they. have the most to gain exactly so why.

shouldn't they risk the most but it's. just crazy that. these systems have always sort of. existed these uh systems and classes of. people people that were willing to send. people to war and then people are never. going to war on their own they're like. I'm not going but they'll send people. and they make decisions and they do it. behind desks they do it in offices and. it's always existed like that it's. [ __ ] wild and there's no consequences. to their decisions they don't give it.

the proper care because that blood is. never going to Splash onto their desk. that's wild is by by proxy is the issue. and democracy is by proxy. we need the aliens we need aliens we. need them to come down we need to come. down and they have to just go listen you. guys are just [ __ ] you're not gonna. sort this out stop we need someone from. another planet to come and be like this. is the truth stop denying it don't talk. anyway around what do you think would.

happen like imagine if. Russia moves nukes into Belarus right. which is supposedly happening and then. one day there's some sort of a critical. exchange and they go that's it that's. enough and they just. [Music]. a giant ship hovering over the. battlefield where everybody's like. holy [ __ ] and you realize that this. thing is from another planet it sends.

out a bunch of satellite ships and they. come down these things get out. it's not far from reality would you do. it that way if you were an alien or. would you force these dummies to create. artificial intelligence that eventually. takes them over would you conquer them. that way if you if you looked at these. like a mansion let's I just want to. think about this way imagine if we went. to uh some sort of a jungle and someone. had given the chimpanzees missiles.

and the chimpanzees just [ __ ]. launching missiles we'd be like yo we. got to kill those chimpanzees they're. [ __ ] shooting at planes they're. shooting at boats we got to kill them. right they're too wild. they would come in and kill them right. see I bet they would do that with us if. we were a threat they would absolutely. kill us and the fact that they haven't. killed us means we're clowns we're. absolute clowns like my brother's. feeling is and he's smarter than me and. he reads much more alien stuff he's I. was like yo if they're here why haven't.

they killed us he goes they don't care. like he's like I think they're doing. research and I'm like all right if. they're doing research then they're just. gonna let us die and they're just gonna. like they're they're probably watching. us on screens just laughing like you. look at these idiots look at these. idiots I would imagine we're pretty. funny they can't even drink water in. Philadelphia you know like yeah. I know right it's like Housewives for. them like yo check out Housewives. Philadelphia they don't got water now. you know you should have seen what. happened in East Palestine like the.

aliens are watching us like Bravo. probably. I bet they're probably monitoring. nuclear sites because they're one of the. things that has been reported in the. past and again you don't know if it's. true or not you don't know if you're. getting this brings us back to what. we're originally talking about you don't. know if you're getting bullshitted you. don't know if it really happened you. don't know if you weren't there and they. don't have any physical evidence for you. to watch or see or touch even physical. evidence you can watch we know that. could be horseshit but most likely it's.

not if it comes from official channels. but like it doesn't mean they don't. exist like even if some of you think. that it's nonsense you think it's silly. that might be part of the plan part of. the plan might be make it seem silly. that way you could just be around all. the time and people talk about it and. even the Pentagon talks about it nobody. cares like well okay you hit the right. frequency then yeah and that means. they're a much more evolved civilization. than us yeah they're playing uh they're.

playing jazz yeah they're also they. recognize that we we have a real. susceptibility to group think and we. were real susceptibility if you can. track people into thinking that UFOs are. silly oh God what do you think about. other life forms from another planet so. silly what a great way to trick people. if you could do that and you did exist. you could make it so that talking about. you carries a social consequence. so if you're in polite Society right now. nowadays in 2023 you can have a.

conversation about UFOs because the New. York Times wrote an article about it you. could say did you see that did you see. that article in New York Times did you. see the Pentagon had a discussion so yo. what if Woody Allen is an alien because. no one writes faster than this guy. nobody he's made so many good films he's. done terrible things and he survives and. he's Among Us and it's just like is. Woody Allen an alien like how did he. figure out that might be the worst take. I've ever heard from you bro but. whatever the exact tone like it's like. look at the things he's accused of doing. and he walks Among Us.

you know what I'm saying yeah like he's. uncancelable well not really because I. don't know if uh actors are as willing. to work with him anymore and I don't. know like what kind of distribution like. how does that how has that affected his. films and what he does and what he's. allowed to do I don't know like his own. families come out against him and he's. still out here. like even Bill Cosby had to go to court. at least yeah you know at least and he's.

still outs he came back outside like. yeah. yeah Woody Allen is an alien is dark. well I don't think he's an alien. but the idea the idea what I guess I'm. saying is the concept that you're saying. is they're like they're Among Us and. they've made themselves a laughingstock. and a joke so as to avert I don't even. know if necessarily they're Among Us I. don't know if the things that people are. seeing I don't know I think those are.

probably I'm just guessing I shouldn't. even say probably but I think those. could be drones I think they could be. super sophisticated drones that we don't. understand because they've done all of. this science in in a way where they. never made it public that's not. that's that's it's not. likely but it is possible it's one of. those things where you're like man you. don't know like if they were very clever. and they started doing this at a certain. point in time in history and they were.

almost like a movie where they had this. like uh secret laboratory where they. hired the top physicists and they gave. them some fake jobs like oh I'm in. charge of fertilizer reproduction at. this you know this chemical plant. [ __ ] this guy is he's over there. back engineering UFOs. what if they really do have some crash. [ __ ] that they found in Roswell New. Mexico in 1947 and they've been trying. to figure out how to back engineer that. and they're getting closer dude I just. want to meet Optimus Prime like Optimus.

Prime looks like the illest alien like I. just hope that it's Optimus Prime that. would be [ __ ] sick I want a little. tiny gray dude that could read minds I. want the traditional I don't want the. [ __ ] New Age. what if it was like Woody from Toy Story. that's what the aliens are they come. down here they're like what the [ __ ]. woody woody you're you're the head alien. was that like that scene in contact. remember in that Jody Foster movie did.

you ever see contest yeah a long time. ago when the end of the movie I I. believe it's her day it comes to her as. her dad I think the alien tells her I. think I'm pretty sure it's her dad and. it tells her in the like they're walking. together it's like this whatever we are. is too much for you to handle so I've. shown myself in this form. yeah it's always a heavy scene dude. it's a heavy scene. it's really it's a really good movie man. do you remember that movie. yo I do I haven't seen it in a while it.

was written by the original uh novel was. by Carl Sagan and um they converted it. into one of the best like Alien movies. of all time because it was like an. intellectual. dramatic movie about contact with an. alien race and how it was probably going. to present itself and it was very very. novel because you know Carl Sagan was. [ __ ] brilliant also huge pothead. Carl Sagan huge pothead.

and you the movies be predicting the. reality like that one that one I gotta. watch this it's probably how they would. do it if they were going to make contact. with you why would they freak you out. and come looking like some [ __ ] weird. stick figure with a giant gray head but. that was her dad right yeah Woody Allen. [Music]. [Laughter]. it's just [ __ ] ridiculous it is.

ridiculous I love how I get on the. ridiculous points maybe that's right. though but let's let's look at it this. way like what a better way to hide. yourself like no one's coming to him for. wisdom no one's no one's coming to him. to like to think that how to run the. world but what if he's amongst us just. making these silly movies but really. just Gathering data yeah and giving us. like the deepest insights into our souls. for these films and and you know I. really like Woody Allen as an alien. because I do feel if the aliens came. they would be [ __ ] Knicks fans that's. why interesting really Woody Allen alien.

yeah the Knicks are the greatest. if you say so. are you a Celtics fan like do you watch. it well I was a I was the most casual. Celtics fan of all time when I lived in. Boston like if they won I was like Yay. you know but I don't I don't have time. for sports I've never met a cast you're. the only casual Celtics fan I know well. this is when I lived there like I'm.

pretty sure did I go to one game I think. I went to one game at the Boston Garden. when I was a kid. um I definitely went to a hockey game. too. but it was like sports to me were just. like I don't know they yeah Bing dog. they get crazy. see if you were alien like you're like. yo these are the people I want to be. around well yeah I don't want them alien. you don't want to be walking through. them with a Lakers t-shirt on that's. what you don't want them.

that's what's [ __ ] up those guys are. in a war they're in a war with another. team you know and the fans of another. team like they'll get like very hostile. you have to be very careful like mark my. words man aliens if we asked if they. arrive in a hundred years ask them who's. the greatest basketball freak they're. gonna say the Knicks they got good taste. I believe you. they're getting crazy though. they're ready to fight people. I love that clip I don't have time that. was after Double OT when we we beat the. Celtics season opener 20 20. I feel like.

sports swallows up a lot of your time. like if you really get into sports you. got baseball to watch football to watch. basketball to watch. I had to give up multiple sports for my. wife she because I I Bamboozled her the. first six months we were together I. didn't watch sports I faked it yeah I. mean it slowly introduced it yup nice. and then because also she likes UFC oh. okay okay I get you and she's Greek so. cambosos was like big last year fighting. boxing so I could we could do UFC we. could do boxing and I was like the one.

thing I care about is a Knicks then I I. brought in the commanders and she's now. like yo I'm gonna kill you she's from. Australia no she's from uh uh she's. Greek she's Greek she's born in Boston. though so okay yeah oh that's right. because I was thinking comboses I'm like. yeah no Greek yeah. um yeah there's been a. [ __ ] ton of good Fighters that came out. of Greece really yeah yeah there's been. uh Greek uh kickboxers Greek Jiu Jitsu.

athletes yeah. well imagine like living in a place. where they invented democracy like. you're walking around Greece you're like. you guys invented democracy right Sports. you invented pancreation yo they they're. like like meeting her and her Fam I'm. like oh you guys are like Chinese people. of the West you claim everything you. said you invent and it's like true and. like you have your own astrological.

system I'm like yo y'all y'all are the. lights can answer that well y'all are. Western Chinese people to me do you um. have you ever heard of a book called uh. the immortality key no it's a book by. this guy Brian murarescu and it's all. about ancient Greece and it's all about. um these Enlightenment ceremonies that. they were doing and um they they. realized over time. um these researchers did that what they. were doing is they were drinking wine.

that was laced with ergot which has. psychedelic properties so ergot which is. very much like LSD so they would it's. real similar so the they were tripping. balls so this is where they invented all. these things this is where they have the. lucinium Mysteries like all these. different people from all over the world. would come to have these experiences. with these people and drink this wine. and that's what they're doing they're. tripping balls and that's how they. invented it so they invented democracies. they invented so many aspects of society.

yeah and you know so many. um so many. philosophers were a part of that that. made quotes that we still use today yeah. the foundation of our language the. foundation of Western thought is oh It's. All Greek Foundation of democracy it's. really wild they they did all that while. they were most likely high on some sort. of a psychedelic and Brian were a rescue. in this book. um makes the case so convincingly and.

academically that Harvard opened up like. a field of study in looking into ancient. Greece and psychedelic drugs. and so this whole this whole elucinian. mystery thing this like elucidian school. that they would all that was like these. people were most likely at least some. time while they were there tripping. balls see for me when I was in high. school I was really interested in. reading about 5th Century philosophy and. thought because in the fifth century you. get Plato Aristotle Socrates Lao Tzu.

Buddha. you know all of those things and when. when you compare them at the end there. is they everyone in those civilizations. tends to agree on the idea of order and. balance yeah feng shui like yin and yang. yeah that there's two sides to. everything and that is the foundation of. like my value system because I'm like yo. that was interesting that that was a. century where people called a spade a. spade and was like you have to stay even. and balanced. yeah there's two sides to everything you.

know and when you compare the philosophy. when you do a comparative look at the. philosophies they do come to like some. similar conclusions from a macro. perspective yeah I think most human. beings when intelligent human beings get. together to debate ideas over a long. period of time as long as they're. entering into this thing not with the. desire to formulate propaganda but to. actually get to the truth they come to. similar conclusions.

eliminate ego and the desire to win yeah. take that out you have similar and. that's with Society it would be really. cool if we took out the desire to win. because I think that's just you can't. it's [ __ ] us up yeah yeah it's always. going to [ __ ] you and it's I think it's. because of what we talked about before. that every person should have something. that they're doing that's difficult to. do because if you don't have something. that you're doing is difficult to do you. try to look for competition and. everything yeah try to look for. competition socially with your neighbors.

or try to look for competition with you. know this [ __ ] you know like. everybody's got like a thing they're. doing like you it's it gets in the way. and if you do something where you. compete against yourself in your own. will I think it quenches that yeah and. like you were saying the people that are. like [ __ ] yeah America's the best like. they're holding us back it's Pride every. country feeds you pride is a drug to. just like because then they can. manipulate you and also Collective pride. and also America is the [ __ ] best so.

you can suck it everybody can suck it. it's fun to say that's part of the. problem. that's fun to say America's the best you. can suck it it's we're the dumbest for. sure where I mean I say one China just. because it sounds funny you know I mean. one one China One China One China. there's guys that uh play it's. interesting there's these guys that play. pool. out of Taiwan but I think they have to. write Chinese Taipei I think it's one of. those deals right yeah and uh the the.

Coe Brothers they're two of the best. pool players in the world to come out of. Taiwan yeah it's uh KO ping Chung and uh. what's his brother's name coping. coping Chung and KO ping Yi yeah KO ping. Yi and KO ping Chung so KO ping Ying KO. ping Chung are two of the best pool. players on Earth and they come out of. Taiwan and they were like kind of. secluded from the pool scene for a. couple years because of covid because. everything got very strict with covid.

and travel but uh the I'm pretty sure. they have to write Chinese Taipei on. their shirts right yeah so does it say. that unlike if you have a um a passport. you pass through what is they Market as. Taiwan or do they Market as Chinese. Taipei so if I fly with the Taiwanese. passport it says Taiwan it does say. Taiwan but it's that's the thing it's. the agreement it's like an in the house. agreement you're your own country but. when you talk to white people say our. name first like call me Daddy it's all. Pride it's all [ __ ] crazy that's a.

hilarious take do you think that China. will ever invade Taiwan. is that a fear like is it is it when. you're thinking about like Russia. invading Ukraine do you think that could. ever take place where China invades. Taiwan okay. women in Florida that killed her own kid. what some yeah yeah Casey Anthony yeah. if you have a Casey Anthony leader in. China potentially in in the future yeah.

not this guy this guy's not he doesn't. he doesn't want to kill. Chinese Taiwanese people that's the. thing is that. after 1950 so much of that country is. Chinese people that lost the civil war. led by Chiang Kai-shek into Taiwan the. the question would be akin to like would. we ever like attack the South you know. and and it's I just don't think China.

has it in its heart to like. do it and I don't I I really do think. Taiwan is used as just this is like a. sore spot so do you think it's used to. to like like the West uses it to try to. make China look bad in some way or to. try to show that there's some sort of a. conflict between Taiwan and China and. the west side with Taiwan is that like. is it like a political Ploy I really do. think America and and the other Western.

forces use Taiwan as like an X like you. hold it up and you're like I I just went. out with her you know I don't know it's. like it's like con it's like Kim. Kardashian with Pete David no taiwan's. Pete Davidson. you know. up. that's hilarious yeah that's a hilarious. comparison but I see what you're saying. so and Kanye got a little crazy and mad. yeah China's got China gets mad you're. making us look bad yeah I get it yep but.

I don't think they're actually gonna do. it it's just a lot of mumbo jumbo you. know what people make money off it they. they do make money off of it one one of. the things that's interesting is that um. one of the things that people are. worried about is China invading acts. China taking over the world but then if. you ask them like when has China ever. invaded anybody like it's only been. really too bad right not since the wall. you know like straight up like the. imperialistic intentions ended since the. wall and if it it's the pot calling the.

kettle black America is the one that'll. go into other countries pretty crazy. China do business with you you know yeah. like America will come rape and pillage. China will hire you as an escort right. well China has uh so many mineral areas. like so many mineral rights and they. have mines in the Congo or they're. pulling out Cobalt like they have. they're controlling like very valuable. natural resources the whole thing has. been very clever because they exist in a.

completely controlled system you know. they have control over their system they. have control over their people and. that's why this country is kind of at a. disadvantage we let them buy real estate. like yeah go ahead buy that building. they're buying all the great buildings. like it's going to be literal China. they'll own it all or or Saudi Arabia or. somebody else who own it and like okay. meanwhile how much can you buy if you're. an American Business can you go over and. buy giant skyscrapers in China can you. start running them you have to do a lot. of money laundering and but yeah like I.

could probably give you a guy yeah but. it's very difficult it's very difficult. America just has this identity crisis. because we've told all the immigrants. where this benevolent Colossus this. place you know come where we love we're. the world's [ __ ] super police we're. the cops we take care of everyone when. it's like yeah we're a business just. like yeah just do what's good for it you. know like and if you start to look at it. that way decisions become much easier. you know but right now it's it's a.

country that serves Too Many Masters. internally within itself because you're. serving business but you won't admit it. and that's you're serving business you. won't admit it and also um. like what is a border like what are we. doing are you allowed to come in if you. sneak in or do we have to turn you back. do you uh is it okay if it comes to the. north but not okay from this house what. about from the sides yeah like would it. like at what point in time do we decide. that you can't take more people or what.

point in time do we decide to let all. the walls drop and everybody go wherever. the [ __ ] they want everywhere let's even. the whole world out yeah that's the. scary one that's the scary one like. anybody can go anywhere shut the [ __ ] up. and then you're gonna have Madness until. it settles down so like many generations. we don't want to like rip the Band-Aid. off we want to go just like. let's open it all up. yeah opening it all up would be a real. issue for a little bit but I think in.

the long run if everything was open if. ever everybody could go everywhere. probably be better for human beings. the only promise some spots are better. yeah some spots are better and here's. the thing I would be interested in. opening it all up because I'm interested. in like the seeking of Truth Global. Mobility would be amazing you would lose. some you would lose local culture you. would certain things would become. extinct you would lose the idea of. federalism but if we look at the UFC. you would come to some agreements and.

truth it would be like a UFC of Life. yeah because what's the UFC it would. probably take us long to probably take. about 20 years to really figure it out. until you get like a elite high level. you know modern 2023 champion because. the UFC has literally entered the dragon. when it first started everyone from. every country bring your Martial Arts. try it out I like what you're saying. it's so crazy but I think it makes sense. yeah because like the best way to live. would would work out but the problem is.

if we don't have like a real clear set. of rules. if you just open up the borders and. people are just gonna like just take. over everything it's gonna the people. storm through cities and do whatever the. [ __ ] they want and there's no cops. anyway what are you gonna do yeah. everything makes sense if you look at it. through the prism of sports it's just. like you need rules for truth to shake. out half Dev rules because then you. define winning you Define meritocracy. yeah it's it's like you know I would. always say this salary caps create if.

you're gonna believe in competition if. we're gonna assume the idea that. competition is the best thing for the. global capitalism and we have to. maintain it in its pure sense then you. need salary cap yeah. um. a salary cap for everything in life. the idea of a cat where it's like you. have to continue competing sending you. back like boxing right if I compare. boxing UFC the issue with boxing is you.

don't have to fight fights right you. don't have to fight fights you don't. have to fight the big fights you know. like people duck they duck so many. fights UFC is while it's not a salary. cap what the UFC does is it reinforces. competition you have to continue. Defending Your belt and that's what. makes it a superstar I got a pistol. sorry I can barely pay attention I can't. believe you [ __ ] lost it right back. in a moment I must pass and we're back I. think one of the things that was very. interesting that you were saying um.

about like that life. if everything just opened up would kind. of be like the UFC we would figure out. the right way to do it well there's a. lot of chaos with the right rules and. with the right incentive because you. know UFC everybody stays poor so you. have to keep fighting. right I'm not everybody but what is the. incentive though because some guys they. they have like BJ Penn in his prime. famously came from a rich family like BJ. pen was a weird case where he just like. had warrior in his jeans you know he.

wasn't poor he just and he was one of. the baddest [ __ ] of all time. yeah I but I mean he's not getting. rewarded with that much money by. fighting I think what's cool about the. UFC is these dudes want to do it. like I get it that like the Cheeto Vera. right Cheeto Vera this is a way to. become quote unquote like rich but if. you look at what Cheeto Vera makes in. comparison to like tank Ryan Garcia it's. not nearly as much. but you're getting better competition in.

the UFC I think is what I'm trying to. say yeah if that makes sense if you get. to but you gotta say tank and Ryan. Garcia are world champions so the. difference is if you get to world. championship like al-jamin Sterling. level algae means making I don't know. what I shouldn't speak for him. um but I know that there are many UFC. Champions that make millions of dollars. they become very wealthy would you say. though that you have to work harder for. your money in UFC than in Boston I think. it's a harder sport yeah it's not that. boxing is not a hard sport it's a very.

very very hard sport what's harder about. MMA is that because of all the grappling. and all the wrestling that you have to. do your body gets so beat up it's really. hard to show up on fight night and not. be already damaged whereas in boxing if. you have good sparring partners like the. the boxing fights that get canceled. versus UFC the fights that get canceled. I would like to see like what the actual. statistics are but I would assume. there's way more UFC fights get canceled. because of the variables the leg kicks.

takedowns all those opportunities to. tweak your knee or [ __ ] your neck up. there's so many people getting hurt in. Camp that never make it to the fight. whereas in boxing it's pretty rare yeah. it's it's it's more rare it's more like. oh I broke my hand on a sparring. partner's head yeah things like that UFC. too though it's it's the idea that you. just keep making people fight the. toughest fights and then you're gonna. get the true champion and you're gonna. get the better Sport and I think when.

applied to society it's like yo you. gotta maintain competition in a true. sense did you see uh Caleb plant David. benavidez. I did not watch that fight dude it was. Saturday you need to see that fight yeah. you need to watch that fight I got. married on Tuesday so I have an excuse. this time but I do I will go watch. congratulations you should watch it. because it was very impressive because. you know if you watched uh Caleb plant. fight you know if you saw him in the. Canelo fight and you saw him and what is.

the subsequent fight who did he knock. out with that vicious left hook. um Darrell. I can't remember what the dude's name. was. I just remember Kayla plant losing the. fight before yeah Anthony Darrell yeah. um with vicious left hook kale but I'm. telling you man Benavides just broke him. down and was just battering him and he's. a big tall dude but Benavides was. battering him in tight in the clinch I.

mean because Caleb kept trying to grab. him he was grabbing him and hold on to. him dude this guy was it was a good. fight it was a good fight particularly. in the beginning but like he was uh. battering him with some vicious punches. man was this was benavidez more. impressive than Canelo versus plant. um well Canelo stopped him yeah so you. you always have to six rounds yeah. you've got to think well Canelo might be. I mean this guy as hard as benavideos. it's canola might actually hit harder. yeah canelo's a monster fighter yeah.

Canelo hits harder but benavidez as far. as like in young up and coming. undefeated dude who's real unusual like. real long and strong like powerful. [ __ ] puncher too man fun to watch and. if Caleb is slick dude Caleb is slick. but he eventually wore on him he wore on. him he just kept coming after him coming. after him plan has been known to kind of. fade yeah he's got such a Sprint heavy. sort of style the style is very it.

really almost depends too much upon like. fast twitch yeah or something he he has. holes in his defense too like a lot of. holes in his defense it's a lot of. offense without defense built in is is. kind of like what I've seen when I watch. Kayla play a fight you know one of the. most substantial changes in Canelo from. like the early days to the late days is. his head movement that's a the big. difference man like the Danny Jacobs. fight yeah that's one of the most. beautiful displays of head movement in. the history of boxing yeah it was.

gorgeous it was like Willie Pep type. [ __ ] yep just moving around and the. punches were swinging I was like nope. not today he's so nasty it was beautiful. he's the best counter puncher right now. yeah it was that was really pretty. gorgeous that fight I just think when he. went up to fight be Vault that's just. too much that's too much man yeah that's. too big he's big yeah 175 Killer versus. a 168 Killer versus you know and really. he's a 154 killer right he just kind of. bulked up that's too big and Canelo also.

came into that fight really flat-footed. and fighting Beville trying to throw. bombs because he got so comfortable just. overpowering people yeah and he didn't. box yeah people was nasty too and after. he knocked out kovalev God damn that was. a wild fight that was fun to watch yeah. because you could see like you just. kovalev obviously not the same kovalev. as when he was the champion you know. back in the Andre Ward days yeah but. kovalev was still [ __ ] dangerous. still like a really good you know light.

heavyweight boxer kovalev is one of the. best villains of the last 15 years. because he lost a lot of the big fights. but he made like the Andre Ward series. was incredible yeah the Canelo [ __ ] was. amazing kovalev's a good villain bro he. dropped Ward remember. yeah drop one Ward came back to win that. fight and then Ward [ __ ] him up in the. second fight yeah well you know Ward was. fighting him with one hand yeah Ward is. one of the smartest boxers I've ever. seen ever yeah fought most of his career. with one arm.

I didn't know that yeah his right arm. was [ __ ] up his shoulder [ __ ] up. yeah yeah he he had to fight with like. one-handed like literally one-handed. until he got shoulder surgery and then. even he tore her shoulder when he was. very young and they tried to fix it with. bands and [ __ ] like that but they should. have just done surgery yeah and they. didn't do the surgery that's why he took. the break yeah yeah they took a break. and came back and his shoulder was. better than ever but it's still like the. guy beat called frosh beat all those. people with like one hand that Koval of. fight was just crazy because he you know.

Koval have had him early on and then. Andre just downloaded information. started fighting low to high high to low. instead of going laterally and kovalev. just could not keep up with him yeah. like the stuff jab and that was that was. a clinic he's so smart and you know they. offered him the Canelo Alvarez fight. after uh Canelo knocked out kovalev and. he's like nope I think it'd be better. served being a broadcaster it was a. retired undefeated you know multiple.

weight world champion gold medalist good. good because that Canelo fight would. have been tough I would have loved to. see it but I think Andre Ward is very. smart he's taking that fight well I feel. like if you're gonna have a fight like. that you should be fighting all the time. you should be in Peak condition you. could shouldn't be on a retirement. mindset and then come back like that. mindset is very different the mindset of. a dude who's either chasing a. championship or maintaining the. championship is a Spartan Savage mindset.

and if you relax and retire you have to. rekindle that Beast you have to re-stoke. those fires you should probably get some. warm-up fights inside of you yeah you. you need to have something you're. chasing which is why I felt like trip. like Triple G coming to fight Canal has. just been so lackluster because the last. one was yeah the last one was was fairly. I think but the first two are great dude. the world the [ __ ] time doesn't give. a [ __ ] about your plans father time just. starts [ __ ] up your joints [ __ ] up. your back [ __ ] up your face [ __ ].

up your scar tissue around your eyebrows. ball shrink like I still really. I like want to get after it still most. days don't do it but I remember when I. was younger all seven days probably. [ __ ] eight hours of the day I wanted. to be productive now I'm like I want to. feel good. I want to feel good and then it's the. Curiosity thing so I think my shit's. better but I don't have I'm not working. as much but just you're very very.

privileged that you've accomplished. enough so that that part of you is kind. of quenched yeah and really now what. you're about is you're still successful. but you're being successful just by. chasing your curiosity which is I think. is amazing that's kind of a lot of what. podcasts are all about you know podcasts. are really all about like chasing. curiosity having conversations asking. questions you're really interested in. finding out stuff about things it's. really about chasing curiosity yeah and. it was like I I ended up doing.

everything I wanted to do restaurant. Memoir the movie and then I came back. and started a podcast with wifey because. I was like I miss intimate conversation. I miss talking to individual fans like. I'll respond to them in the comments and. I got stuff going on because like as a. writer and director you really only get. to make something once every three to. five years and that like fallow period. is unbearable for me and so the podcast. is like a good way to like every week. like let me use the brain let me let me.

like open up because I realized I was. just like I'm rotting on my [ __ ]. couch yeah a lot of people who are. writers uh gravitated to podcasts too. because uh it allows them to put out. stuff that gets seen by far more people. or heard by far more people with far. less effort like Sam Harris has said. that like you know Sam has written. quite a few really great books but he. also uh does his podcast and the podcast. probably in one episode that he does in.

just a couple hours reaches more people. than you know. I mean if how much does it the average. book sell like what is it how many. copies does a book have to sell to get. on the New York Times bestseller list I. think maybe first it's not that much. first week I don't think it's that much. it's not that much I think it's like a. couple thousand to get on the New York. Times best so every episode that he has. is a New York Times bestseller and he. does it in just a few hours instead of. like months and months and months of.

you know writing and editing and uh. snorting Adderall. and it becomes a group project like I. have very few errors I have an editored. Rachel I like audible she's great my old. editor Chris Jackson made my [ __ ] better. but there's very few people you work. with that actually make it better they. really just want to make it more make. sense to them a lot of them and a lot of. them want to get their greasy little. fingers on top and leave their. fingerprints yeah yeah I told her to do.

it like that yeah the worst editors and. producers are artists by proxy because. they don't want to take the risk of. being an artist right but I'll rasputing. you and they think you're experts uh I. am an ex listen I know how to make a. film yeah. I have ideas that are bulletproof yeah. I've been successful on 15 projects. yeah it's a weird world man it is if you.

could be in a self-produced world you're. so much better off because then you have. to interact with people that aren't. doing their own thing they're doing. other people's things which may work but. oftentimes doesn't if you looked at like. the formula for creating a good show on. television how many shows do they pick. that never become any good is it half. are they even 50 successful. what do you think they are like if you. had a guess like let's just go sitcoms. what percentage of sitcoms that they. create are any good.

or become successful is it 50 yo like I. think they make like 250 a year I think. was the number or something like that. and how many do I enjoy and watch. succession White Lotus. do you think succession is yes oh no. that's not a sitcom no no my bad I was. giving credit for all of it oh yeah yeah. but no sitcom zero like for me to what. zero like they're still making them. though they're still making them they're. not quality yes somebody's eating them.

there's a few of them that are good Miss. Pat's is really funny Miss Pat's is. genuinely very Abbott Elementary is good. I guess that's what's happening it's. cool it's it's about like School. teachers in Philadelphia it's like the. office but it's a workplace comedy like. Zack fox is in it and um it's it's in. Philadelphia would teach you would like. it but it's it's at the level of a. sitcom like 30 Rock where it's single. camera it's very elevated but it's on. network television so technically a. sitcom you know when I watched the first.

episode of uh the good place. oh is that good dude it's funny man. really yes and I watch it this is one of. those like when you have a wife and. daughter occasionally daughters. occasionally this time was only one of. them that had the idea. um they you have to make sacrifices you. can't watch what you want to watch. sometimes you have to watch what they. want to watch and they they tricked me. many times but not this one this one the. good the good place is uh Ted Danson and.

uh what's that pretty lady's name who's. the. Kristen Bell Kristen Bell and uh it's. [ __ ] funny man I laughed hard I. laughed hard it's about heaven I don't. want to give away anything. but it was funny I was like okay that's. a funny [ __ ] show so that was an NBC. show. imma watch it how many um episodes what. is Rotten Tomatoes Four Seasons maybe. just Rotten Tomatoes say I have a shitty. taste okay what's it for look is Ted.

Danson dead no he's not no. oh 97 wow 89 average audience score 97. uh average Tomato Meter I just watched. the 2016 yo I'm gonna take you I'm gonna. watch this 20. so it was four years. so would stop three years dude it's. [ __ ] funny the first episode is at. least I laughed pretty [ __ ] hard and. I was like this is clever it's. interesting it's different I'm you know.

the thing for me well that's a good. that's a better era right now I just. feel like it's so calculated like. algorithmic what shows get picked It's. Just Like Music Tick Tock determines. everything and like I don't even it's. not that I'm against it tick tock's dope. it's just that the music industry is. like this is the one metric this is what. we're gonna use to like decide which. shows and I think what's cool about. podcasts right is you've been doing this. forever it's I think the podcasts that.

work and stay and keep fans it's because. the person is intimate they have a. relationship with you and you gave them. something [ __ ] real I think that. definitely helps because otherwise they. keep downloading episodes it's fun to. um think of how you think about. conversations you know and I don't think. we have enough conversations and one of. the things about podcasts is you get to. kind of participate in the conversation. just in your head while you're doing. something else so if you have some.

[ __ ] mundane boring ass job and you. listening to a podcast your mind gets to. be taken out a little trip and next. thing you know [ __ ] three hours is. gone your shift is almost over you know. and you're chilling that's the the. beauty of podcasts is that we all want. to have conversations and you know we're. all like hey if I could talk to Eddie. Wong what would I say I'll just [ __ ]. shoot the [ __ ] with that dude that'd be. fun and so that's what we're doing like. we're doing it like normal yeah you and. I would talk if we're having dinner yeah.

in the bathroom we were talking in the. bathroom like taking a kiss it's a safe. [ __ ] [ __ ] same exact conversation we. should take a piss together more yeah. it's hilarious it's the same exact kind. of conversation we have it all the time. anytime I talk to you it would be like. this yeah yeah it's like but that is fun. and it's you know for no one would have. ever saw that coming though like if you. were you can't even blame like some. radio network person they would never. saw that [ __ ] coming no and it wouldn't. work on radio because they'd have to. [ __ ] put ads in every eight minutes. it wouldn't work on radio because you'd.

have someone leaning over your shoulder. yeah that'd be the pig vomit if we. walked out the door and there's a. [ __ ] office and they're like hey. Eddie this thing that you keep bringing. up every time you talk about it this. goes down and that goes up and like oh. yeah no that's that was the literal you. you remember that movie private parts. right where Pig vomit yeah movie yeah. yeah Paul giamatta was just down his. throat and I I was watching that a few. months ago sitting on the couch with my. girl and her mom and that's when I was.

like I want to do a podcast I'm so sick. of like Studios and everybody just kind. of like breathing down my neck like. [ __ ] pig vomit but for you right when. uh somebody's has to have asked you this. but like when did what made you want to. do a pod it was just for fun well you. know I'd see what Tom Green had done in. his house he develops like some sort of. a podcast before there were a podcast. that was like 2007 and uh he was just. doing it from a website and it was like. Tom Green TV or something like that yeah. that's great and then I watched Anthony.

cumia he did this thing live from the. compound where he had like a green. screen behind him and he was like doing. karaoke with a machine gun I was like. what the [ __ ] like you could just do it. you could do like a radio show from your. house and so me and Brian red band just. said let's try it just like go with a. webcam and just talking [ __ ] and then as. time went on like my idea of what it was. sort of kind of changed to the point. where now it um. now it almost feels like.

like it I think certain things that. people do it's almost like that thing. wanted to get out there that thing. wanted to be born that they wanted to. introduce people to all these. interesting folks and have and and. introduce people to all these different. ways of thinking and looking at things. because that's part of what's fun about. it like the more people you talk to the. more you get to see uh patterns that. maybe you see in your own self you get. to talk to people and find out why they. think what they think and.

sort of flavors how you look at yourself. flavors the the way you look at the. world. we're all better off for listening to. good conversations I [ __ ] love. listening to a good conversation even. like I was listening to. um. Douglas Murray having this discussion. they're discussing um. immigration and what what causes. inequality and it's like having a. conversation like interesting. conversations that make you think are so. [ __ ] critical because sometimes.

you'll like get boxed in on a thought. where you give a cursory look at. something and you go well I have this. knee-jerk reaction that's probably right. and then you watch somebody else talk. about it and you go oh look at it from. their perspective and if you know it's. an eloquent perspective that's. convincing and interesting I can make. and then someone else has a counter to. that you're like God damn he's got some. good points too holy [ __ ] and it just. sort of makes you reassess the way you. look at things and why are we so. dogmatic and why are we so attached to. ideas what is it about ideas that are so.

attractive to us that we want to hang. our hat on that idea to show that we're. smarter because we believed in that idea. yeah conversation at its core it's it. can be very humbling and enlightening at. the same time yeah it's dope and and. then sometimes I like to listen to your. homie Tim Dylan just rant by himself. self and then I feel like I'm talking to. him and I'm just like yo I listen to. this guy talk straight for an hour it's. so fire he's the best Ranter that's ever. existed yeah no one rants better than.

him when he gets on a subject especially. if it's about like corruption or. something like it's absolutely. ridiculous like don't boss goes for it. he [ __ ] goes for it he's so funny man. he's the greatest ran like him and my. mom dude she my mom's a really good. Ranter yeah they're the they're the best. yeah it's like there's a few out there. Bill Burr is a great Ranter. um Tim is I think Tim is the funniest. Ranter ever I really do like when he. just [ __ ] goes for it like and also.

he's he's a smart guy he just takes they. make sense they make a lot of sense and. they cut through the noise that's the. thing about him that I'm like oh you. don't care if this hurts somebody's. feelings because it's truthful and. that's what I [ __ ] with him about he's. very truthful well at this point in time. it seems like that needs to be. a thing yeah so we're a lot because. because we're trying to protect people's. feelings we're allowing all kinds of. [ __ ] Madness in the world but the.

crazy [ __ ] about Tim Dillon's shows. right I went to his show like I drove. all the way to Irvine to watch this guy. and I don't know if his audience is in. on the joke like they're laughing at it. earnestly when he's like laughing at. them and I'm like. it's a bit of two things happening. simultaneously like because Tim is. conservative and he's also gay yeah he's. all very insightful and funny but he's. also making fun of morons it's like he's. doing both things simultaneously and. what he's essentially doing is just.

being [ __ ] hugely entertaining like. that's part of what the whole thing is. it's just hugely entertaining and for. whatever reason they laugh at it if they. don't get it they're not they're not. even in on the joke it's still funny I. don't even know if I would fully. categorize him as conservative you know. because there's certain takes of his. that are like anti he's very anti-war. yes I wouldn't say maybe conservatives. not the correct right of Center I would. say yeah right of Center I would agree. there yeah yeah that's the problem right.

is that we have two choices conservative. for liberals I'm so much more liberal. than I am conservative so much more on. most things but there's a couple things. where I'm like hey hard work's important. hey you know maybe you should be able to. have gone hey yeah you know there's just. a few of those things. Tim is logical like a lot of his takes. I'm like that makes a lot very logical. very well thought out and very informed. yeah he's not talking out of his ass. like me yeah. and and he's not like he he's down for.

diversity he's get you know like on a. lot of the cultural issues he's pretty. Progressive he's also very Progressive. but he's also like real honest about. what's going on here and that's part of. the problem you know yeah I haven't seen. his take on the school shooter but I'm. sure it's going to be a doozy this whole. thing is so crazy man it's so terrifying. that someone would want to do that to. kids it's so terrifying it's up it's. really upsetting it's really upsetting. and it's it's just every time they you. know I feel like there's gonna come a.

time where we decide that the only way. to stop this is armed guards. which is no one wants to go to that. place no one wants to have armed guards. in front of every school we never had. that before why do we have that now. and I get it I get that no one would. want that. I mean it's it's horrific but I also get. that like. I don't see any other way to protect. this idea that you're going to take all. the guns away they're not going to go.

for that it's not in the Constitution. it's on the Bill of Rights you're not. gonna the Second Amendment people aren't. gonna just give their guns up as [ __ ]. up as that sounds because it's not the. law-abiding people with guns out of the. problem it's people with mental health. problems that's the problem and they get. a hold of guns so how do you stop the. people with mental health problems from. getting a hold of guns and doing this. that's the real question. and I don't know the [ __ ] answer and. I don't think anybody does that's why no. one's done anything and the best that.

anybody does is put armed guards in. front of schools and you know and then. people get upset on social media and. they talk about taking guns away and. then it becomes a big discussion of. whether or not that's the answer to this. and how and whether or not that promotes. tyranny whether or not disarming the the. people is like good for us overall is. there anything that's a net positive. about the com the country being armed is. there anything that's a net positive. about the Second Amendment Amendment and.

those when those conversations happen. that's when things get very interesting. and you you find out why we agree. um on certain things while we disagree. on other things and what what we think. is the cause of these horrific tragedies. and one of the major causes is clearly. that you to order to do something like. that something has to be horribly wrong. and we have to figure out like. is there a way to spot that is there a. way to stop that other than armed guards.

is there a way to reach that person. is there should we be more sensitive. about people that or is it impossible to. detect is it some people just hide it. until they want to do it I don't know I. don't know the answer it's [ __ ] though. dude it's [ __ ] it's really scary [ __ ]. it's really scary [ __ ] how much how. often it's happening. I would have to say that school. shootings are the most disturbing genre. of news like I get the saddest like I. will cry like sir like the Odessa one I.

was like this one was really rough. yesterday's is really rough the thing. for me though is I feel that a large. part of the issue is that we're always. arguing about the exact cause and my. thing is this is a multi-caus issue this. is a complete reflection of our society. and there we're wasting time arguing is. it the guns is it mental health is it. it's I really feel it's a lot of things.

combined the guns aren't shooting people. themselves but the guns are very. available to people that probably should. not have them and then it gets caught up. in like are we taking away the guns I'm. like that's actually not the issue how. can we stop this from happening let's. all get together and be like we don't. want to see kids shot in school this is. the worst thing that can possibly happen. in your Society yeah and just shut it. down and it like let's say we put the. armed guards at the school well they. still can shoot people at a supermarket.

they could still shoot them at. gymnastics class these people I think. are just very there's something wrong. they're very unhappy they're very angry. they want to do something to bring us to. our knees. I can't say. what mental health issue is afflicting. each one of these shooters something is. wrong but I do also. feel that until we get a hold of this. and until we can heal as a society and. people don't hate each other so much.

not allowing the guns to be this. available to people. isn't the worst idea the problem is. they're already there. they're already available there's too. many of them like if you try to stop the. flow like first of all they're. constantly making new ones right so. think of that and then second of all. there's 400 million guns in America. right now so like stop all production. stop all production stop all sales you. still have 400 million guns okay I like.

literally no way to stop it yo so this. is I do this mentally this is a mental. gymnastics that happen when I'm trying. to figure something out that I cannot. figure out like this issue of School. shooters I try to get into an analogous. or metaphorical place so let's if we. look at gun violence like inflation okay. and then we're the Fed. the guns are there I agree with you. they're already out here prices are high. like inflation inflation is in our. society. so people want to stop inflation right.

take back the guns stop lending free. money out you know like what is. inflation fear that people have is the. government has already shown that even. with an armed populace they will do what. they can to be in control of people and. to. make people follow rules that they. create that may not be in your best. interest and over time it will be. revealed that it's not your best. interest and you have no recourse and. people are scared that if they didn't.

have guns if they're treating us like. that and people have guns how would the. government treat us if we if they were. the ones that had all the power and I. think that's a real good fear if you. look at human history but I don't think. that there's a utopian. answer to this it's all it's all bad. when this happens and there's. there's no clue no one's making a clear. case to how to avoid tyranny and stop. this from happening what what the best.

I've heard is armed guards so when a lot. of people will be like these these these. conservative nut bags that want their. guns oh my God if you're already if. you're already looking at them like that. then you can't see the issue because. nothing is this clarified it's fun calm. conservative nut bags want their guns. yeah it's it's it's fun but if if we. care about these kids it's important to. be like all right let's give Credence to. what they're saying which is all right. I'm afraid of a government that runs. unchecked it's a legitimate Common Sense.

thing yeah I could see how a human being. would want to worry about that then what. I would say the person is do you have. you seen Waco on Showtime. yeah. you and your homies with some ammunition. can actually defend and sustain a. campaign against America within America. no no so how would we let's let's put. our brains together if the fear is an. unchecked government and we don't want.

to live in a place like that. you know like how do we handle that well. get rich. have a business like Amazon have a. business like apple have [ __ ]. lobbyists it's business business is how. you hold governments accountable it's. not the guns that's what I would try to. explain to people so you would tell. someone if they want to change the world. become an apple make a new Apple and. then just take over leverage it's hard. you're literally saying make an apple. make apple make the most successful.

company in the history of the world but. it would be even more ridiculous to give. someone an AR-15 and say yo the yo. defend like this country yeah you're not. gonna defend you're not gonna defend but. you also have to recognize this that's. how we but there's very we're looking at. very abstract concepts of like the. country the country is Con comprised of. people and those people are not rich the. people that are in the military that are. doing the bidding of the military they. won't do it see this is where it becomes. a real problem if you tell the people.

that they have to go after their own. neighbors for something that doesn't. make any sense that will be where the. rubber meets the road so the thing is. like Jordan Peterson talks about this. often that what the way things change is. not all at once the way these change and. things change are in these little small. steps where it's almost unrecognizable. and you give into it and then you're a. little bit further down the road and. then you give into another little insult. and you're a little bit further down the. road and over time you look and you've. given up an insane amount of your rights.

and then you live in a dictatorship and. this is what people worry about with any. control role that the government has. more than it has now this is what people. worried about whenever they talk about. extreme taxes like stream like when you. think well the government in California. raise the taxes up to 14 people like. what the [ __ ] your [ __ ] Shield. position they're just stealing money. from you and they would like you know. there's income inequality and we have to. take care of it by taxing the [ __ ] out.

of you and then where's the money go. does it fix anything no no no they're. stealing money and there's people that. think because they're liberals that. that's a good idea we should raise the. taxes and no one should be rich well. then you know who's rich the government. they have all your [ __ ] money and. you're not going to work as much because. none of this is good because this. Society this country wants us stupid so. they offer us two really stupid. ineffective Solutions in the Democrats. and Republicans and they're both rube. Goldbergs yeah they set up it's WWF man.

you remember those rube Goldbergs you. like put a ball and it goes around and. all these things happen so like if you. disagree with this then this is where it. ends up and yada yada the one idea we. talked about today that I do think would. hold governments accountable to us is. the idea of global Mobility if the. countries are competing for Citizens. then we theoretically would have the. best deal that would be wild if if we. just all agree but the problem with that.

is the only way to do that you have to. have some sort of a government and this. sounds very suspiciously like some One. World Government [ __ ] and that is the. last thing you want we don't want one. world government right we want countries. competing as businesses for us as. customers to live there so if we all. just agreed hey let's stop with this. [ __ ] killing each other and just uh. compete for people to move to your spot. it's like Florida and Texas they offered. you no income tax right so this is.

competitive discussion that I was. telling you about with uh Douglas Murray. one of the things they were talking. about was the exploitation of people in. in Mexico with cheap labor that's. forcing them to want to come to the. United States it's a very good point. it's an interesting point right like. what is this month what is wrong down. south where they're risking their. [ __ ] lives and their babies lives to. come up here how did this happen and are. we to blame like are is is Autumn my. automobile manufacturing moving there is.

all these different factories and plants. moving there and then people knowing. that if you just get across that River. you make real money like real money like. you get rich you just work hard you can. get ahead you're like what yeah yeah but. why can't you get ahead over there like. what is wrong what happened it's. probably partially to do with moving. manufacturing over there for extremely. cheap labor. and right and also America has always. kind of made it a business to [ __ ].

Mexico you know like we're so embedded. with Mexico because it's classic like. it's classic country strategy to weaken. your closest neighbor you know like. Mexico cannot be a threat to America so. you know I think there's a lot of. Mexican government that we're involved. in I would I'd say try this but the. problem is the bottom of it's broken. you're going to get a mouthful of weed. no that's that's the request do your. best with that mouthful weed.

yeah yeah I told you it's terrible it's. terrible. I think what everybody wants is the to. be happy and to enjoy life and to pursue. your dreams do do the thing that you. enjoy doing that's what everybody wants. Yeah the more we can move towards that. collectively as a society the better it. is and I don't know how to do that and I. don't know if there's um. there's a way we can like. just like look instead of looking at. things as right versus left it's like. what do we all agree on can we find the.

stuff we agree on think about that and I. think too it's just because the idea of. identity is tied to Country and family. that's you know you talk to any person. where it gets dicey and where things. stop making sense is when it gets down. to family or it gets down to like. culture and and religion because you. you've basically blacked out those areas. of your brain and Consciousness where. you're like I'm not gonna open that. Pandora's Box yeah but if you open it. it's [ __ ] scary the first 10 years.

but after a while you're like no I'm. glad I considered that I'm glad I. thought about that because I'm not so. tied to this country or Identity or even. this [ __ ] family yeah. um and we shouldn't be tied to any. identity especially like uh ideological. like a left wing or a right wing I think. it's like Cults man I think it's not. much different than people that uh have. like cult-like thinking I have a friend. of mine and uh she was telling me today.

in fact that she's uh she grew up in a. cult she was telling me this whole thing. they told her she was a prophet and when. she realized the culture the cult was. fake she's like thank God I could be a. normal person I thought it was a prophet. people people get sucked in they get. sucked into that they get sucked into. being a right-wing person they get. sucked into being a left-wing person. they get sucked into being antifa they. get sucked into being a proud boys. people are [ __ ] malleable man in the. weirdest way and we got to recognize. that and stop thinking that those people.

in the right I don't even understand how. you think over there I don't know how. you sleep at night and they're looking. the same way with you like you [ __ ]. idiot you don't know who runs the bags. you don't know who's the military. industrial complex yeah it's because you. attach meaning to [ __ ] that has no. [ __ ] meaning exactly and like I. almost ruined my own goddamn wedding. last week because I my girl's pregnant. and she didn't want to come to the. dinner the night before the wedding and. I kept calling it a rehearsal dinner but.

it's a [ __ ] shotgun wedding with nine. people it's not a rehearsal no one's. rehearsing [ __ ] you know where. everyone's just there being like get her. on the insurance you know and she didn't. want to come to dinner. I got really upset I felt embarrassed I. was like how could you embarrass me in. front of my family and the two friends. that are here like why would you not. come and she's like because it's not a. rehearsal dinner it doesn't mean what. you're attaching this meaning to I love. you I want to marry you I don't feel. good I'm pregnant I want to go to sleep.

I could not [ __ ] let it go oh no and. I was like if you don't come to dinner. I'm not marrying you. and she didn't come and she goes you. know what I don't want to marry you and. 7 A.M of the day of the wedding last. week I thought I wasn't getting married. oh no I was in shambles and she brought. me to my knees and I literally I just. had to say to her I said. wrong or right I really can't see my. life without you.

I can't I I can't and I was like for. once I don't need to try to be right I. don't need to win a [ __ ] argument I. don't need to attach meaning to this. thing that doesn't mean [ __ ] cause like. what would be really whack is if I. didn't get to live my life with you how. many people have made the wrong choice. like that with someone oh and then wound. up just [ __ ] miserable and you see. that person go off to get married to. someone else and have kids like oh no. do the moment Flash before my eyes and I.

I like it was a moment of truth and and. for two and a half hours I really. because she left she packed her bags and. left didn't tell me she went to her. mom's room but I thought she left left. and I had to sit there and just be like. dude very few things are worth it but. this relationship like like romance love. that's worth it. this other shit's not worth it yeah very. well it's um it's so tempting in the. moment when you're hot when you're mad.

just go well [ __ ] this little thing I'll. [ __ ] move on with my life. it's easy to balance things but it's. also depends entirely upon the. relationship seems like you have a. really good relationship sometimes. people should bail yeah no sometimes you. gotta bail sometimes you gotta bail yeah. this one I I only I had to stay in. because I'm like I've never felt this. way the feelings are real but if the. feelings weren't real yeah sometimes. sometimes you're in a bad spot you're. like oh my God this poor guy yeah you.

got to get out bro yeah this ain't. getting better it's not always right to. go for it but if you know if you know. yeah yeah yeah yeah and you know I think. every one of us. hopefully the problem is when a girl's. really hot they can trick you you can. think you know you're like you're. willing to like there's so it's such. it's I don't think there's anything like. it in the world where it's that. convincing yeah my girl is hot but she. also [ __ ] on the floor and I got a clear. look at her I was like this seems like.

you guys know each other for real yeah. she pushed me to the brink [ __ ] in. my pants. I think for most guys a really hot woman. has an insane amount of control over you. it's it's hard to it. like most guys will never experience. what like a really hot woman is like. just to be around and she's attracted to. you like how much if you took a guy you. take some like a Elizabeth Hurley in her. prime looking oh yo that's crazy she's.

like top for me yeah she still looks. great she's 150 years old Versace pin. dress oh bro she still looks great yeah. um like you know how much influence she. would have over the average guy like if. she you really did believe that she was. in love with you you're like I'm. quitting my job what do I have to do. tell me what to do tell me where to move. I almost moved to [ __ ] Boston. but you know the thing is is I I felt. this way. 90 days is the is the amount of time I. realized a hot woman like loses my.

attention only 90 90 days after the. regular person yeah because I'm trying. to hit it as many times as I can over. 90. you're outages and you're like hey. who are you yeah. yeah 90 days of nutting I'm like all. right uh. uh to me like soap what else do we have. to talk about. yeah I don't have any come left. friendship let's find shared interest. then you need conversation yeah yeah. yeah if you get lucky and you find uh.

someone that you really enjoy it makes. life a better place that's for sure but. it's it's all about you also have to be. worthy of getting luck like you have to. be someone who when they meet you they. think they got lucky like oh he's so. nice he's so fun this is great they want. to they also want to it can't just be a. good deal for you yeah how long have you. been with. you we've been a while man married for. 13 years 14 years yeah she's the best. I get along great with her man I met her.

at a bar oh I get along great with her. because I like first of all she's. easily as funny as me like when we go. out which is very important like if. you're a comedian and you the the person. you're with is not funny. that can be a bummer. you know just generally if your partner. is not funny it's impossible but if we. go out like we're on a double date she's. the one who usually goes for it she's. the one who says hilarious [ __ ] she's. making me laugh she's got great timing. it's very funny she's also just like the.

nicest person I know. being with someone that you you really. love is like it changes how you. interface with the world and when you. you talk about like in cells and you. talk about. um. oh like women that are single that are. in their 60s like people there's a lot. of people that are in despair out there. because we have this. this connection to each other that we. sometimes don't recognize we sometimes. don't don't talk about it or think about. it and it's um.

you know it's. human beings are not meant to be alone. we're we're meant to be in a tribe of of. people that are learning from each other. and communicating with each other and. when people get older and they just lose. like we're talking about like old hot. ladies. when ladies are hot and they're young. they're. I mean. they're the most they're so attractive. and so confusing to men like when you're. around them like you're on drugs you're. like Jesus Christ what am I saying you.

you feel yourself stammering over your. words you're nervous you're reaching for. doors and [ __ ] you know but then when. they get older all that goes away. and that's a that's a crazy turn of. events. that's a crazy turn of events when. you're so much of your life in the the. young years is about being attractive. and then it goes away. you know. damn I hope that doesn't happen like I.

think we're gonna have a robots. for those people we're gonna have hot. robots imagine if you go over Nana's. house and [ __ ] Tarzan's taking care. of her yeah you open the door as a dude. with a loincloth oh no no sweaty like a. little slightly dirty body yeah that's. Grandma's Tarzan robot that's been just. gorilla [ __ ] her see we'll we'll have. to revisit yo you know what though I saw. a shorty on CNN last I was randomly. watching CNN and there was like a lady.

who's like an attractive lady and she's. like 60 years old on CNN some hot ladies. out there the girls marry something and. I'm like I mean we can revisit this in. 20 years but I feel like. I I definitely would can affirmatively. say my relationship is not built around. like how attractive wifey is even though. she is I like what you're doing here. you're hedging your bets I'm hedging my. bed smart you know a disclaimer a little. social disclaimer yeah she is attractive.

but I feel the most important thing it's. not the most important thing it's a big. bonus right. right but she genuinely makes me better. because I'm like I don't listen to. nobody and it's I listen to her because. I respect her she's smarter than me but. two. she's one of the few people I know cares. about me genuinely and is not. self-interested so I listen and that I. get better because I don't listen to. nobody.

sometimes you need somebody to listen to. you need someone who has your best. interest and someone really does care. about you because we all got we can't. see everything like there's there's [ __ ]. that a lot of people had said to me. before but I only listen to her and I'm. like damn. yeah I hate that term partner but you. know only because two people use it and. it's like stupid cultural sense like. this is my partner like shut up but on. the other hand like they are like a. partner like someone who's a good. husband or good wife is a life partner. yeah it's very important I would never.

introduce her as a partner that's what's. wax yeah it's just whacked this is my. partner okay we're never being friends. yeah like you're not you know you're not. eating in front to back if you calling. them partner Jim Kennedy told the story. of this podcast about going to Starbucks. and uh he ordered something they order. something for his wife and the person. the Barista corrects him and says your. partner. no my wife. like what are you talking about you.

can't decide what I call my wife you. can't change it yeah you mean your. partner like what are you doing I'm. being berated here I respectfully if. other people you want a legend you want. to do it you want to say it fine but me. don't come yeah don't come in my house. and tell me that's the problem with this. this ideology [ __ ] is like it gets in. people and they think that they have the. right to correct you and tell you what. to do because you're not following along. with their like there is zero thing.

that's degrading about being a wife zero. you know it doesn't have any definition. to you other than the fact that you're. married that's it it doesn't mean that. you're not super successful smart make. more money than the man doesn't mean. anything just means you're the wife. you're the female in the relationship. for someone to correct you like partner. and I take pride in being her husband. yeah I want you to call me your husband. and if you want to call me partner you. know if I want to call you babe and you.

want to call me the Conquistador. wonderful buddy cop Duo partner yeah. yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] is this yeah. where Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte yeah. no [ __ ] Partners shut up yeah she is. lucky though I got lucky and it seems. like you got lucky too you can get lucky. and you can also you know. you know you gotta be someone that. someone wants to be with too that's. that's what's hard yeah it's hard to you.

know get yourself to a point where. you're not annoying. I'm working on not being annoying I'm. really trying I'm learning I I yo I was. like [ __ ] I'm annoying and it's only. because I care about her you know of. course well that's how you grow right. when when people you love think you're. annoying yeah you're right you're right. I'm sorry yeah she be expressing I'm. annoying and at first it's like feelings. hurt then I'm like ah that was annoying. I would be annoyed too. what are you gonna do yeah well hey my.

brother it was great catching up with. you I think we did like three and a half. hours right amazing yeah it's [ __ ] 4. 48 time flew I gotta fly back it was. easy when are you flying back tonight. tonight yeah oh okay thank you for. having me my pleasure next time I want. to show you the club next time come I'll. show you the club yeah I gotta go this. is so much fun we'll do it again. [Music]. [Applause]. thank you. foreign. [Music].