Joe Rogan Experience #1960 - Andrew Schulz

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day what's happening big dog what's up. my man hey first archery shot ever oh. that was cool 40 yards with an 80 lb. compound bow you got it right in the. [ __ ] vitals it was cool that's an. amazing thing you should probably quit. now yeah yeah I mean to take first of.

all the Bow's not even set up for you. the way the bow is set up is for me I. have shorter arms than you you would. have a longer draw length so you have to. kind of like move your body a little and. you sented that peep site bro that's a. long shot for a first shot ever in a bow. 40 yards in an indoor range and you got. it right in the vitals yeah now what. were you thinking when I struggled to. pull it. back uh normal it's weird it's oh that. is a common thing that happened yeah oh. you didn't have excuses at least Brian C.

had a [ __ ] wait what he say reading a. scroll of excuses my lab it's probably. technique you know like no it's it's a. strength thing I mean it is technique. but it's just 80 lbs is 80 lbs it's a. lot of weight I have a new respect for. uh for bow and arrow folks it's hard. yeah it's very hard but it's really. satisfying like it puts in perspective. like the people who can do it on. Horseback you know you see it in the. movies and [ __ ] like that and I don't. know why I didn't think it was that hard.

that's a Next Level thing the horseback. thing is crazy the Mongols would time. their shot when the horse was in the air. yeah so when the horse was in the air. then they would Rel yes so there would. be less disturbance less jolt on their. body so was that yeah we always talk. about like gangas Khan and how he was. able to take over the world was the. competitive. Advantage. horseback Weaponry they had a lot of. things going for them they had strategy. first of all they they had devious.

wild strategies like they would set. people up like they would they would. send a small party out and those people. would go after small party and chase him. down and they would lead him into like a. canyon filled with Mongols and just. Slaughter everybody and block the exit. yeah they would uh hold a Siege they. they would attack a city and they would. bring so much food and so much so many. supplies they just camp out inside. outside the city until everybody starved. out.

and then they would start killing people. and lighting them on fire and putting. them on catapults and launching them. over the walls and light their own. houses on fire with the dead bodies of. people they killed that's motivational. bro yeah those [ __ ] killed 10%. of the population that's the crazy thing. like I don't know I always wonder about. these times like like what was like the. Roman Empire's advantage and you know. some people chalk it up to like roads. like why was Kangas genghiskhan so. effective but at a certain point point. in time it has to be technology right.

there man a lot going on it was the. knowledge of the recurve bow they were. really good at the recurve bows they had. catapults and they just had like genas. Khan just had this. unquenchable desire to take over the. world yeah it's really crazy that you. know no one's scared of the Mongols now. you know but then when one of those. dudes fights in the UFC you're like. Jesus wait who's Mongolian in the UFC. let's see who do we have the Mongolian. murderer that's one dude um and but.

there's people from that caucus region. of the world like there's a lot of. people from Kazakhstan and Dagan all the. stands are REM look a little Asian yeah. manov yeah shav cot Rock Rockman off. yeah yeah kind of that [ __ ] so. good oh but they're just so tough over. there it's just crazy that they took. over the whole world at one point in. time and then it all went away that's a.

lesson for America to learn cuz. Americans have this idea that we are the. centerpiece of the military of the world. this is it this is the baddest [ __ ]. Army it's ever existed bro no one's. going to stop us but the reality is like. every single civilization that has been. in control has gone under they all go. under now did those civilizations have. nukes no no that's the problem that's. the tricky thing yeah the problem is if.

we go out we go out ugly but unless. China is clever and they slowly. dismantle our power grid and slowly. pollute our country with like bombing. chemical factories and do it slow over a. long period of time like if you were a. real conspiracy theorist like one of. them Reddit foil hat let's go deep my. boy you would think that China would not. do a big thing but a constant series of.

small things that people get accustomed. to yeah you know cyber. warfare they would start you know. hacking into Google servers Amazon. servers crash everything Financial. disruption crash power grids do it slow. do it over decades you got plenty of. time as long as you don't know nuke. United States first they're not going to. Nuke you they're not going to we already. did that once we're not going to do that. if anybody is going to be a first bomber.

it's not going to be us it's not going. to be us yeah there's no way yeah that's. the problem that that's a strategic. problem because we're all worried about. Putin we're like What if Putin gets back. to the corner what if Ukraine starts. winning what if you what if this what if. that what if Putin really does have. cancer what if he decides to go out with. a bang like we're worried about that no. one's worried what if Biden just nukes. China what if Biden's like what's this. Tick Tock you don't want to talk you. don't want to talk you don't want to. tell us about the code how about this.

boom never. never we would never think that the. Biden Administration would go and nuke. someone never and they know that and. because they know that they're. comfortable yeah so you could do sneaky. things yeah I would do sneaky things if. I was China or if I was Russia if I was. Iran if I was some country that didn't. like us I would do sneaky things so is. that the concern with Tik Tok oh yeah. there was some fascinating conversations. today CU it looks like they're going to.

ban it for sure they're not telling the. truth like the way this CEO was talking. to the senator today is like oh my God. it's like they just want to say whatever. they have to say to get out of there. like he doesn't answer the questions he. dances around and the the senator keeps. trying to say that's a yes or no. question that's a yes or no question. like these dudes have been sending data. to China from day one and they're doing. something with that data they're. accumulating they're finding out how. coordinated are kids are they got facial.

recognition on all them that's what the. dances are about they're just trying to. find out how coordinated imagine bro wow. every Tik Tok trend is just a little bit. of a little information about our youth. H also how easily like lead they are you. could get them to that app well CL Curr. it's clout but it's they have so many. things going for them first of all it's. very easy to get a big following there. it's very easy to get Shar you can blow. up so that gets people excited about use. it and it's genuinely a really good.

portal for creativity like some people. do some interesting [ __ ] on there it's. amazing it's I'm this is I almost think. it's our fault it's successful because. we didn't think of it yeah like we need. some responsibility here like why is. another country coming up with the best. form of social media that's on us we. dominated social that's Adam Curry's. Theory what do he say Adam Curry doesn't. believe it's any different in the way it. gathers data than what the American. social media of that data he just thinks.

that no this is just China kicking our. ass and we want to stop them from doing. that that we're not doing things that. are that much different than what. they're doing I don't know if that's. true I don't know Adam is very smart. though yeah no I think that there's. something to that it's like you want to. win the culture war and we've done that. so well right like we had all these. movies these TV shows that like shared. our culture around the world and that. culture was romantic it's sexy you go. watch [ __ ] Top Gun you go watch. Maverick and you're just like oh my God. how amazing is it to be American Rocky.

wins with American shorts on got. American flag shorts on best a away game. too you know I mean like over there. running in the. snow if we can change you can change we. all changed 30 years later same [ __ ]. problem same [ __ ] problem bro I. remember when that problem went away I. remember when the Wall came down we were. so relaxed it was amazing wait wait take. me back to this so there's time when I. was in high school okay in the 1980s I.

went I was in I was a freshman in. 1981 and back then we were terrified of. war with Russia it was a terrifying fear. of a nuclear war with the Soviet Union. and break this down to me so it's like. is it you're you're watching the news. and they keep is there like. fearmongering do you believe it does it. feel prop 100% it was fearmongering um. there was a there was de look it's. always been if it bleeds it leads the. news you know we talk about how bad the.

news is today but the reality is like. 5:00 news when you get home from work it. was always the worst [ __ ] that happened. double homicide in Brooklyn it's always. the worst [ __ ] of the day and and also. out of perspective because it's the. worst [ __ ] out of millions and millions. of people right but the big one was. always Russia and you would see the. Soviet Union and you know you would see. their leaders and you would see their. army and it was terrifying they were the. last great communist Empire you know.

before China right before China really. blew up militarily back then we weren't. worried about China everybody was. worried about the Soviet you felt fear. 100% I talk to my wife and she's younger. than me and she felt the same thing and. some of my other friends uh I asked them. they grew up in different parts of the. country and they were like oh yeah. everyone was scared scared of the. [ __ ] Russians man like there was all. those movies like Red Dawn where the. Russians invade we kicked their [ __ ]. ass send him back home yeah you know. that was what everybody was afraid of. and then the wall fell and so when the.

wall fell and the Soviet Union collapsed. we have to realize like that was a. Monumental change in the world yeah. people relaxed yeah like we relaxed I. was like thank God there's no more war. anymore so what year is this what was. year was the uh collapse of the wall. what what year did they blow I want to. say I want to say. 89 90 so then the '90s comes on and then. in what year was it Jamie.

89 89 so '90s so the '90s come along and. no one's worried about war anymore yes. is there a cultural. apathy bad things were made in the 90s. some of the worst American cars that. have ever existed were made during the. 90s we got real sloppy in the 90s I look. at like one of the things I look about. with America like how in tune America is. what's their cars like what's their cars. like so Space Race produces some of the. most beautiful cars ever Space Race and.

psychedelic drugs so space r direct. correlation between yes so you have all. the cars that are coming out to 63 was. when Kennedy says we want to put the. first man on the moon so they're using. all that crazy space influence or like. spaceship influence on the cars and. there's no restrictions right not much. not much space influence really uh I. mean some of these big like what is it. the big Cadillacs and stuff like that. they look like a [ __ ] spaceship right. yeah the old ones and there was no.

restrictions right like you didn't have. to go okay it has to have this much gas. mileage none of that airag [ __ ] you. wanted to make and then okay so that. goes away and then psychedelics are 70s. well psychedelics are 60s oh yes and. then the seven in 1970 they passed this. sweep sweeping schedule one psychedelic. act that makes all those drugs schedule. one forbidden drugs all the drugs that. are non-toxic like.

psilocybin like things that your body. makes like dimethyl tryptamine the all. those things become D yeah all those. things become schedule one and then. automobile design drops off a [ __ ]. cliff I mean drops off a cliff it it's. not totally cor I mean there's a. correlation it's maybe not totally the. cause because it coincides with the uh. gas crisis so there's a gas crisis where. have G mileage in a car exactly that's. interesting that's right so 70s is what.

happens when do we when do we remove the. gold standard from the. dollar that's that's a good question 73. or something like that this is good. tequila dude this is yours not bad yeah. yeah yeah what's it called lndes dude. good rep is crazy yeah it's very tasty I. was prepared for some [ __ ] antifreeze. no no no that's good they legit but yeah. yeah and then we get what is it there's. a whole like Petro dollar thing that. comes out after that where they have to. I'm not aware of all that stuff I'm not. good at that stuff I think this is just.

where we make the deal where it's like. oil has to be sold in US Dollars and now. we have a backing for the dollar when. for a while we didn't right when we. removed that gold standard who is it. Nixon that removed the gold standard 71. 71 but um and now we're in that. situation right now where you know most. you know oil is sold in US Dollars and. then those countries that decide not to. if we're going to get conspiratorial. those people who have decided maybe they. won't sell it you know in US dollars. they have uh difficulty staying power. yeah.

that's always been the game plan right. yeah H yeah what does that mean then how. does it we should have to real Economist. work through this we'll [ __ ] this up but. also we could just talk [ __ ] and it. doesn't matter cuz we're not experts so. we're just fit exactly it's so funny. that people get upset by that like. listen this is a conversation that I. would have whether or not cameras are on. or not so you just got serious yeah you.

got to be able to deal with that that's. it don't take anything we say seriously. bro especially. us literal professional clowns yeah I. was I was uh I was I was messaging you I. think about um after we had Ben Ben van. kirwick on the Pod and um Uncharted X. the guy was the pyramid yes great he's. he's great and uh everybody was like. dude it's so awesome uh Shane gillis's. dad showed up to the pond and I was like. what I guess they think that he looks. like Shane an older version of Shane. but what I loved about the pyramid.

conspiracy is that the stakes are so low. right there's no pedophilia nobody's. dying nothing it's like did it happen. did it not happen it's just how old is. this civilization 4,000 is it 10,000 do. you know that even with that cuz gram. hanock has old series they call you. racist and [ __ ] call racist I'm not. saying that black people didn't still do. it it's just older black people 100% was. black people it was 100% of people in. Africa the pyramids were 100% built by. people lived in Africa that's it all.

Graham hanock is saying is that it's. very likely that the entire world. experienced a cataclysmic disaster. around. 11,800 12,000 years ago somewhere in. that range and it knocked us back into. the Stone Age but those people who are. around before that were probably more. sophisticated than we are we just have a. hard time imagining that cuz we don't. have any evidence of it and we just. don't think that the uh execution. matches up with the technology if we.

found some tech yeah that would make. sense I think that we could go okay. maybe this did happen 4,000 years ago. whatever it is but so far the idea of. like a chisel and a stone carving all. these Brock blocks and then people just. dragging them in the sand I think it. seems a little bit there's some real. problems with that there's some real. problems with the actual physical. limitations of the size of these. obelisks where they're cutting them in. the mountains and they have to move them. hundreds of miles like how are you. getting them out of the mountains like. what are you what are you doing this is.

like 2,000 tons like what the [ __ ] are. you saying yeah you said it uh I think I. was listening to the pie with you guys. and you were like if I was if I was Elon. Musk I'd just build. one and I get that to a certain extent I. don't know if you. could I really don't know if you could. think could do you know if you cut and. place 10 stones a a day yeah it would. take you 664 years to make the pyramid. that might be wrong it's but there's.

2,300,000 stones in the Great Pyramid. you need to go man I know I do you need. to go it was it was the craziest thing. that I've seen that humans have made. like all. inspiring. talking talking to Randall Carlson. talking to Graham Hancock I I more and. more think that we just have to use our. imagination yeah because we're thinking. of Technology only as technology that. we've implemented like these microphones.

and cell phones and [ __ ] but it's. possible there was a completely. different branch of technology and they. had figured out something that allowed. them to manipulate enormous Stones we. just haven't figured it out yet I mean. just think about like this like imagine. there was this cataclysm. right within a hundred years like this. idea of Wi-Fi is non-existent to people. non-existent it's a story that you tell. so wait what do you mean the internet. yeah exactly it's just absurd it doesn't. exist you can't hold on to it so now. we're looking for all these tools that.

you can hold on to and can build things. with and that makes sense to us but we. can't conceive of this like technology. that existed just in the air how would. you describe Wi-Fi to some dude that you. met in an Amazonian tribe you. wouldn't you couldn't you couldn't it's. it's the same way that like do you [ __ ]. with the chat GPT thing at all yeah okay. I I I don't even know what to ask it. because I'm not familiar enough with. what AI can do so I would still ask it.

like Google questions cuz that's what. I'm fluent in yeah does that make sense. I think you can talk to chat gp4 as if. it's a. God so so I would. just I got some questions uh right am I. Clos H sure maybe chat gbt 5 can we chat. gbt now if you tell it it's a God it'll. definitely start talking to you we talk. to it now can yeah you can talk to it. hey you know who invented Wi-Fi who Hedy. Lamar who that the actress. that's true right it's not Bluetooth.

right it was Wi-Fi she invented is that. correct HD Lamar who was his gorgeous. actress uh was a brilliant woman who. like had a quite a few inventions. technically both yeah St although she. died in 2000 Lamar was inducted to n. National National inventor Hall of Fame. for the development of her frequency. hopping technology in 2014 she did it. way before 2014 though uh such. achievement has ledar Mar to be dubbed. the mother of Wi-Fi and other Wireless.

Communications like GPS and Bluetooth. wait and why did she invent this for. playback or something like that no no I. think she was a scientist before she was. an actress she was just hot and no one. gave a [ __ ] I mean she is so hot yeah. she was so hot is that a function of r. you know Leah Lamar the standup yeah. yeah that's her her relative relative. yes wow cuz I had this bit about Hy. Lamar in my act and Leah had to talk to. you about Leah came up to me she go. my grandma I think it's either her.

grandmother or her great aunt or. something like that it's one of those. but yeah that's why you know and Leah's. beautiful too it's like but Hedy Lamar. was a smoke show back when you know they. were dragging women around by their hair. back then like really dark ages yeah. that's like slapping women in the movies. was standard yeah there was a yeah early. Bond films oh God we're wild man you. ever see Steve McQueen smack the [ __ ]. out of who was it ali uh. who was the woman he did that movie with.

Ali sheii is that who it was I forget. who it was the actress but there's a. scene where he's beating her [ __ ] ass. it's horrible cuz he's actually hitting. her and you could tell like she probably. didn't know it was coming and she's got. to be in the moment yeah Ali mcra Ali. mcra yeah it's horrible to watch dude. like the get but this was like how men. behaved oh this is the woman this is the. actress did you watch the uh the what is.

that show about the making of The. Godfather no I didn't see that was I. talking about but I didn't it was. brilliant okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. why is the perspective all [ __ ] up. sure the perspective everyone's all. narrow everyone has narrow heads and. [ __ ] it's too bad she was a a beautiful. woman give me some volume oh you don't. have headphones on oh Jes oh okay it's. okay you don't have to give me it's. actually playing Smack My [ __ ] Up this. is horrible man like he's actually. hitting her watch this he's actually. hitting her and he's threatening to. punch her in the face yeah and she.

starts crying and he hits her again how. common this was normal back then yeah. I'm wondering like how common when you. were a kid was it to see like a a man. hit a woman I think it was normal I. think for all of human history was. normal until people started watching it. going what the [ __ ] until media came. along and you could see I think people. hit their kids I think people hit their. wives I think people hit each other what. was the transition though media so. because people got to see it yeah yeah.

yeah yeah yeah and you just got to see. it you didn't see what the kid did to. get hit right you just see the kid. getting hit you're like could you yeah. you don't have to hit kids like you. don't have toit kid you never discipline. never you don't have to do that they. they want you to love them okay they. make mistakes you got to communicate. with them I have a question about that. what about when they. are how do you communicate with a child. before he understand understands verbal. commands and how do you communicate.

right from wrong well I mean before they. understand verbal commands you're you're. talking about babies right they they. don't really I mean they can't even walk. yet they start talk my daughter started. talking when she was N9 months old is. that early yeah she's walking then too. she was walking and talking very early. one of my daughters um but the other one. was like a year but uh what I'm saying. is like when they're verbal commands are. just learning things like they're babies. M they can't do anything they can't even.

run away from you they're little tiny. babies so at that age you're not even. teaching right from wrong kind of you. are you're but you're talking to them. you know you talk to them with like. sweetness but you always talk I always. try to talk to my children like they are. an adult that I respect yeah you're very. sweet with uh the youth it's like it's I. think it's important but it's a side of. VI that I don't know a lot of people see. like you had your niece at the club the. other night and you were so sweet with. her and uh it was it it was a cool side.

to see the club is just fantastic club's. wild right it was so cool it's a dream. dude I know it's a dream that I didn't. even have I didn't even have that dream. I didn't want to own a club yeah no. comic goes into it going I want to own a. club yeah and then you do it but it was. interesting thing like I had this weird. sensation I said yesterday but I was. just like I'm like proud of you but I. don't mean that in like a I don't know. patronizing way like I'm genuinely proud. of you but there's a specific thing and. I was thinking about this last night. when I went back about the.

club and you kept talking about like. this way of like funneling and nurturing. Talent you're like yeah these are the. comics that are going to come up and. we're going to invest in these like. local Texas comics and then they're. going to go do these shows around the. world or around the country we're going. to send what was it the this is the. mothership the mothership presents and. it's in all these you know comedy clubs. around and I thought of the club and I. did both of the rooms and the rooms do.

separate things for committed growth. that are is really important yeah that. little room teaches intimacy and. connection yeah you can't just go up. there and say words right you have to. connect with them yeah sometimes in big. rooms you can just say words and you. don't have to connect because the. connection is a little bit off there's a. little bit of a filter so you can. perform which is another thing you have. to learn but the small rooms which is a. lot of the times the New York guys that. we get really good at is like those die. quick so you better tag up that joke you.

better punch it up hard you better make. sure you're cooking it is there's like a. pace that you can kind of build yeah so. the small room they get to learn how to. really [ __ ] put your foot on somebody. you know another thing that comes out of. the the these uh rooms on the east coast. is the cold weather cold weather makes. people impatient they don't want to hear. your [ __ ] it's freezing outside they. want to go go go go go Jesus [ __ ]. Christ they get inside they don't want. to be you'd be L gag Mark was saying. that same [ __ ] he's like if you even. think about like like music and like rap.

like rap in New York Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar. and in the South it's melodic and easy. and chill and beautiful for both reasons. but I thought about this more and then I. and I did the big room first and I'm not. going to be like I was concerned about. the big room you were concerned cuz you. said to me something about the big room. Mur you were like now it was fun but you. said to me you were like it's the most. honest room but it it was you're. honestly hilarious so there's no issues. but the that word honest is usually used. when like let's have an honest. conversation it's never like you're.

beautiful. you babe can I be honest with you you're. beautiful you're gorgeous you're amazing. that's never right so I was like that's. an interesting adjective to use to. describe the room and then I went up and. it was it was awesome and there was an. energy and there was an excitement and. and the room was great and it also. offered this other side of standup that. I think a lot of people that come up in. the small rooms don't necessarily. develop the skill set until they're on. the road which is filling space and it.

was like you can learn to step on them. and that's how I came up in New York and. just boom boom boom boom boom and then. you go do 3,000 seats how you going to. fill that yeah how you going to absorb. that and I was watching Ron White go up. there and that's a perfect example of. just like kinetic energy you're just. watching him [ __ ] he's like like um the. Black Panther suit you know what I mean. just like absorbing everything absorbing. everything and then push back that dude. hits and holds punch lines better than. anybody alive he hits him and has a big.

ass [ __ ] smile on his face you know. you know him and like Tony Woods you. ever watch Tony Woods God those guys are. Masters that just absorb absorb absorb. and then like I don't know I just feel. like if if that goal is which what you. said yesterday is like really nurturing. this talent and like creating comedians. that can be great comedians you've built. a space that can do that yeah we built. it specifically for that so instead of. like making it so that there's bigname. Headliners and you charge a lot of money.

for every ticket instead of making money. that way what we decided to do was just. don't think about that just think about. what's like what's the best place to. develop comedy and how do we develop. comedy properly well one you have to. have open mics two nights a week so we. have open mics Sunday and Monday yeah. and then we also have experimental shows. we like crowd suggestions they write. them down Pap Barrel Brian Simpson show. Brian Simpson show dude that was and. then you get bits from like the beauty. of those shows yeah is is I think.

there's a Jeremiah has one the stand up. on the spot too like and it's like you. get bits from that because you're. liberated right the audience knows that. you're just getting this idea yeah and. that you're rolling with it they used to. have one out here called the rift that. was good too it's a wheel you spin a. wheel and it would would roll and and. you'd like pick a card and like land on. a card love that was a good move too. it's like the whole idea is to be able. to you you just it's like a premise. Factory yeah it's like it's just like.

pumping out premises and you never. [ __ ] know man I've had some bids that. became like real good bits that I got. out of doing those kind of shows yeah I. don't want to I don't want to say the. one we were talking about yesterday so. you could develop but that that's going. to be that's going to be one yeah like. yeah there's those feelings sometimes. where you say a line you're like oh yeah. this is going to be. something I really want to tell. everybody they'll hear it eventually. it's a good [ __ ] line give. it keep that but it was it was just I.

man it was just cool man it was just it. was there's an energy there's an energy. well everybody is working towards the. right thing can can you talk about I. think you're going to [ __ ] the game up. with the the pay too that's can we talk. about that let not talk about that we. don't need to talk about that people. don't need to know what people getting. paid you are a good man and you care. about comedians I I'll say that you. won't say it but I will say it for you.

and you going to [ __ ] some people up. with this [ __ ] well the whole idea is. just to make the best possible place for. standups to perform what Joe's trying to. say is the whole idea is for him to make. no. money it's for comedians to make all the. Goddamn money well my idea is to make it. so that the well my only goal is the. club Break Even yeah I'm like I don't. care if it makes money I make a lot of. money worried about money yeah I don't. worry about money I don't worry about. money but I worry I shot a bow and arrow. inside.

today doing okay but it's like so that's. not what I'm interested in what I'm. interested in is like what would be the. best case scenario you know I always. talk about when we were kids if someone. said oh if you had all this money what. would you do I'd make the best [ __ ]. comedy club and I'd set it up just for. comedians so I'm like why don't you just. do that yeah so I just did it yeah that. crazy yeah it's awesome and the staff's. awesome the best people from The Comedy. Store I mean I already told you I was.

going to come down when when you opened. and uh but I will say after that week. like the energy that I saw from. it I was like oh wow yeah something's. going on over here yeah something but I. and I and listen I was also one of these. people are like Austin can't sustain in. a comedy club there's not enough people. I think I told you that I was like I. didn't know if it was it was possible. now granted you have a pretty good. batting average with the things you care. about like so far I think you're batting. like 1,000% on the things that you want.

to do well if you really like something. and you do it it's infectious yeah you. know if you really love what you do it's. infectious but I think with Austin. specifically one of the things I didn't. realize is that like comedy is the. professional sport here you don't have a. basketball team you don't have a. football team you have college football. team a dope soccer team you got a soccer. team right but for people who are not. gay uh there there's.

there's there's. there's run around kicking balls all day. that's fine uh but uh but comedy I feel. like is the professional sport here and. the people who are in that ecosystem. have become the professional athletes. well for people who are comedy fans. imagine that this happens imagine if. you're a comedy fan and the whole world. shuts down but Texas doesn't yeah and. then people are like looking at text. like what's how are they partying over.

there what the [ __ ] going on over. there and then some people come and. visit and then you know some maybe some. people know people who got sick and got. better real quick and maybe some people. start getting skeptical and maybe some. people start saying well I haven't been. sick in 10 [ __ ] years am I the same. as some fat guy who smokes cigarettes. like what the [ __ ] is going on here and. you get a little upset and then the. government continues to keep you shut. down you go you know what I'm going to. go look at Texas and then you fly out. here and you vinc 12 worldclass. comedians to move here too now if I was.

a comedy fan and I was living around. here I'd be like holy [ __ ] what is. happening true cuz that's never happened. before all the scenes in our lifetime. and in our predecessors lifetimes were. isolated there was the Boston scene. which is like a scene that guys would. get really good at but all the good ones. would leave the burs and the Nick Apollo. and the m and Dane cooks and everybody. would leave you know Louis C. you know they would all Steven right.

they'd all leave right but it was an. amazing breeding ground and then there. was the New York scene which is like a. scene and La scene which is like a minus. yeah like New York was generally better. quality there no other opportunity for. anything else but La had the occasional. D rero would stop in and but there was. only those scenes San Francisco was. always a little shaky it never really. had like a rock solid big booming scene.

but Austin does now like it does and it. didn't before it was a small scene. before it was a good scene you know like. like um some good Comics came out of. here Brendan Walsh came out of here you. know uh like Hicks Kennison they were in. Houston and here but that was a long. time ago that was the 80s what do what. do you think it is like all my favorite. Comics are from Boston and I've been. trying to like understand why that is. because we grew up in a place where it's. cold and no one gives a [ __ ] and the. women are very mean.

dude no no there's something to that. like when the women also have a sense of. humor yeah your mediocre sense of humor. isn't not good enough good enough not. good enough you can't get laid with just. regular jokes the girls are already. funny Scotland's like this like all my. like auns and everything it's like they. are ball busters like I had to learn. comedy as like a defense mechanism. because my aunts were ruthless ruthless. just roasting my brother me and we were.

just sitting there like okay I got to. find a way to like handle this [ __ ]. funny but yeah I always wonder that with. Boston and I asked the dude once and I. was like why why do you think it is and. he said the same thing but he also said. like there's an arance to Boston too. like there this this is where the nation. began like there's a um what is that uh. they're like the aristocrats they're. like the original Aristocrats like a guy. who's like Roofing in Boston still is. like yeah but I'm Boston like and I. wonder if you need that arrogance to.

also say the things that you want to say. sometimes you could be crippled by. working class environments where you're. like I'm not any better than anybody in. this town I'm not any better than just. my friends I shouldn't go on stage and. say that like who do I think I am to go. talk in front of these people you need a. little bit of. bravado to go after there's so many. variables and so many factors but one of. the factors is you need. like a group of guys that are dedicated.

to Comedy and are really getting after. it and they set the bar for everybody. else that was what was happening in. Boston it was Barry kerans I remember. Barry KMS became my friend but I was. [ __ ] terrified of that dude why cuz. he was the standard Bearer he would not. let any hacks in he would be angry at. you if if you were a hack he was very. well-versed politically you couldn't. have some [ __ ] argument conversation. with with Barry kerms he would destroy. you he was ruthless and he was really.

[ __ ] funny and he was just like he. had great political material great. social material he was a workingclass. guy and he set the standard he was the. [ __ ] man in Boss bro I was scared of. him I wanted to avoid him like I [ __ ]. go around because I thought I I was open. micer I sucked yeah and then when Barry. Kens became my friend and told me. thought it was really funny I was like. oh best day oh thank God yeah yeah yeah. cuz he was the guy he was like the he.

was smarter than everybody else that's. Barry he was smarter than everybody else. and he had the highest standard of. Comedy he had the highest standard of. comedy and he was a mentor for the rest. of the group so you you see guys that. pop up like that in comedy like I Keith. Robbins uh Robinson is another one do. you know ke oh yeah he's ruthless and he. is ruthless he's he is ruthless he has. the highest standard of Comedy he's. absolutely hilarious and he genuinely. loves helping and putting people on 100%. And it's rare that you get that.

concoction he's beautiful he is like I I. don't know if people even know the. stories of him like driving [ __ ] Kev. up from Philly and driving a bunch of. guys up from Philly and being like hey. you need to come up here you need to be. in New York because people are going to. find about out about you and you're. [ __ ] great that's beautiful and dude. he's had uh two strokes I know and he's. funnier I heard he's hilarious cuz he's. just like going for it cuz it's like. he's dying he don't get I wish I could. say some of the. [ __ ] it was in the yeah it was in the.

mitsis the other day everybody was. quoting [ __ ] I was holding my sides it. is wild and you can't refute it because. he's not just saying wild should to be. wild he's coming from this place where. it's like I had these Strokes yeah yeah. dude and. killing I told him it's funny I I I told. him I think they stroked you up right I. think I think I think it's like you it's. a benefit in a way isn't it funny that. it's almost like you need something like. that to be truly free.

sometimes I did a theater in Miami once. and Wanda Wanda syes and uh Keith were. on before me and they both left me notes. I was waving to them on the way in they. waving on the way what's up what's up. they both let me know Wanda was the. sweetest nicest note it was great to see. you I hope you have a great set you know. much love Keith Robin says I hope you. have the worst set of your [ __ ] life. I hope you you bomb in front of your. stupid.

fans dude I saved that I have that. napkin I still have that napkin I yeah. it's it's interesting it's like you're. making me think about comedy scenes and. like what makes it good you need a. standard Bearer it helps yeah I mean you. m multiple standard bearers would be. ideal yeah um but you you definitely. need at least one person you need. someone who people will listen to that. they respect yeah but maybe isn't in the.

stratosphere like maybe they're not you. know [ __ ] Superstar meast Star movie. star but just is purely respected. because of their standard that helps. that that way there's less jealousy yes. here's the other thing about it is. though that like um in Barry's time. there really comedy was new we have. really have to understand our art form. in a historical perspective what do you. want this in a historical perspective. mhm because our art form really didn't.

even Branch off into what you and I do. into Lenny. Bruce so what is Lenny Bruce's era is. like late 50s early. 60s and into like when did Lenny die he. di when he died the end of Lenny's. career and by the way I'm a giant Lenny. Bruce fan I mean if you go walk into my. club one of the first things you see is. a big ass picture of Lenny Bruce. so he died in.

1966 and you have to understand like the. last couple years of his life were. completely entangled in legal. battles so like the Lenny Bruce that. we're talking about so like late 50s. this guy in literally invents an art. form because it just didn't really exist. that way I mean Mark Twain did some. spoken word stuff where he read some of. his books and he was apparently very. funny and people talk about Mark maybe. Mark Twain was like the first standup.

the first guy to do standup but then. there was guys who just did jokes and. they would like tell like two Jews. walking to a bar those comedians coming. they would all steal from each other. they would all it like house jokes house. jokes a lot of house jokes it was a lot. of really dumb [ __ ] and then but you. know funny good times you know whatever. and there was guys who could deliver oh. yeah in a amazing way buddy hacket there. were some of those guys that were. killers Killers very funny guys but it's. just like what were they working they.

were working with stone tools okay and. so then Along Comes Lenny Bruce and. Lenny Bruce starts break the mold he. starts looking at Society start looking. at culture and and and and sex and. racism and drugs and race stuff that he. has holds up today there are jokes that. he's told today there's a joke cuz I. think he would go on a road with a black. dude who was like a jazz musician I. think would open for him and he would. talk about the French he talk about. white people trying to ingratiate. themselves to his black friend and like.

the awkwardness that white people have. and like the the the the the examples. he's using like maybe today we be like. are kind of hacky but like for the first. for the first person to ever say it to. like see white people trying to win over. a black person so uh we have some. watermelon at the party would you like. some watermelon like that's a line that. he has in it and he's just like but he's. observing whites at a time where whites. are probably integrating with blacks way. more often and then not really knowing. how to do it and that awkwardness and.

then you got this guy Lenny Bruce who. just [ __ ] likes this guy not that. he's black he just likes this guy he. enjoys the music he enjoys who he is and. he's observing other people that just. are the only thing they can see him as. is a black dude they can't see past that. so the only way that they can relate is. what they know about black people yeah. and now you see that same joke you see. the white people awkward around black. people that starts there yeah well. Richard took that like prior did that. after Lenny did that prior was like the.

better version of Lenny what prior was. was like what Lenny had started prior. was like I got this I got I'm going to. take this to a new place I'm going to. take this to new place I'm going to make. it way funnier and what prior did it was. like. self-deprecating it was way funnier it. was bleeding Lenny Lenny was very funny. but we have to take it in the context of. the times if we were back in the Lenny. Bruce days if if you and I. were us right now and we were sitting at.

our ages right now and we're we were. just like regular guys and we're sitting. in the back of the room in 1957 and we. see Lenny go up and and break down. culture and Society we'd be like what. the [ __ ] man we' be dying laughing he. had this joke about gays such a great. joke this is the 60s 50s probably I mean. died in ' 63 is that what it was yeah 66. what was it he died in 66 66 so maybe. early 60s so he has this joke and he.

goes dig you know they they make. homosexuality illegal so what do they do. they arrest you and they put you in jail. with a bunch of men want to have sex. with. you T he broke that [ __ ] down in like 58. what a punishment and bro it would. murder people would be like oh my God. what is happening yeah and then people. thinking about like everybody always. knows the dude's got [ __ ] in jail. like that's that's how genius yeah so.

it's like back then saying that though. on stage when everybody else like two. Jews walk to a bar and Lenny was like. breaking things down talking about. language and the culture and music and. and life and the the romance that's. interesting you say Twain that you talk. about Twain and yeah you do see it with. the the writers that have like a comedic. twist and their ability to kind of like. analyze culture but not turning it into. standup they could though it's like a.

lot of them really could yeah it just. said they would have to just learn how. to deliver it which is not the hardest. part cuz the writing is like some of the. hardest part yeah but sometimes like. I've noticed this with writers that. they're so prolific on the page but when. they try to communicate it it's a. different art form almost it's like the. ideas are there they just don't. understand like how to hold attention. the same way well you know what it is. they're out of shape it's like when uh I. think it's a thingk the more stand up I. do the looser I get on stage. theage stage.

stage you get it's just it's just real. numbers and if you're a guy who's like. this awkward fellow who sits in front of. a think pad all day and he just like. writing on Microsoft Word writing very. funny occasionally you talk to your wife. like oh um what do you want to do for. dinner you know like like you're awkward. you're in you're very brilliant but. you're alone in front of your computer. then all of a sudden you have to go in. front of people and deliver these ideas.

it's you have to learn how the the. delivery thing you have to put in the. Reps you have to got it's a lot of reps. it seems way more simple than it is yeah. it seems when a person's up there like I. was watching you last night it's like. he's just talking yeah like why is it so. funny yeah like that's how people look. at it like why is this guy so funny like. he's just talking I talk too I could do. that I know how to talk yeah but they. don't understand don't understand like. you're you're you're just doing this.

magic show for them and they they think. it's just talking isn't isn't that wild. that like it doesn't start as just. talking and ideally we can break it down. to the point where that's what it feels. like yeah like it it starts in our head. there's like a premise and there's a. line or there's a statement or there's. like like I'm now I'm thinking of that. joke that we won't say that you have and. it's just like that's just a statement. that's a feeling you know I was talking. to I was talking about my boy Mark and. and I was just like let's just let's.

just like riff but don't tell me a. single joke tell me what you feel tell. me what is causing anxiety or anger. don't try to make me laugh just tell me. what you feel and every time that is the. joke yeah the punch lines will come and. they'll insert themselves but that you. you're not going how can I make this. situation funny that is how you [ __ ]. feel and that's why we laughed at it. that's why you'll say it of a group of. comics and we all laugh not cuz you're. trying to misdirect us not because.

you're trying to trick us that's how you. feel and we're all going yeah Joe kind. of does feel like that I might feel like. that a little. bit depends on the. lady now you're giving it. away but yeah that's I don't know that's. to me like that's the beauty of like a. great joke or like a great premise is. the one where it's like you almost. stumble into it yeah you're like. emotionally engaging it so much you're. not even trying you almost have to think. of it like musical notes like there's.

all kinds of musical notes they're all. good but they just serve different. purposes and to make a great song you. got to put them all together where it. flows and that's like part of what we're. doing too yeah it's like you're going to. have those jokes it's like that's how. you feel and then you're going to have. some jokes where you take people down. and left her and like whoops and what. about that yeah and they're like you. know like that's that's a part of it too. it's like there's a lot of stuff going.

on when you're doing comedy I almost. yeah I almost think I. memorize like people go how do you. memorize all the words and it's like I. don't think I memorize the words I think. I memorize the song yeah how it sounds. yeah and like how it feels in the rhythm. of it and I think that's why like. sometimes when you like adjust to. different room sizes like your Rhythm. can get off and you go you go oh I. forgot that section yeah because the. song is different the song is slower the. song is faster but I memorized the song. in this uh was it Pace or syncopation or.

whatever it is this Rhythm now it's a. different Rhythm I need to memorize it. in this different Rhythm yeah Arena. timing that's oh that's a perfect. example well I've never done Arenas but. like well I want you to yeah we do them. together let do go let's [ __ ] go I. what a crazy that would be crazy let's. [ __ ] go come on man we have so what. happens is it is it slow is there's so. many people. like some punch lines you have to hang. on to for a little bit but also like.

facial expressions are bigger you know. and then there's giant screens. everywhere where your faces where people. could see it and we're all together and. when you're in the round the round is. the [ __ ] are you actively turning yeah. so so you're going okay I face this way. a lot let me give energy no no no no no. just go it just flows just go no. thinking like that but it's just like. you're in the round so it's actually. intimate it's like as intimate as you. can get like 16,000 people stuffed in. together because they're all looking at. the people that are on the other side.

and we're all together it's not like a. wall and a stage it's way more intimate. yeah it's like double intimate cuz. you're surrounded it feels good it's fun. it's my favorite way to do shows really. yes my favorite way yeah it's my. favorite way huh I mean you can't do. 16,000 people all the time it's not good. for your comedy right what happens is. you're not going to invent new lines. you're going to stick to your script.

you're going to stick to the bits. there's too many people yeah it's too. big it's a show right it's a show it's a. different thing when you doing little. boy that little tiny room we that's. where we play that's where we find. something room these are your friends. we're [ __ ] around we're having a. couple of drinks we're talking some [ __ ]. they want touch everybody in there they. want you to talk some [ __ ] they want you. to explore and that's and the real. comedy fans know because these kind of. conversations that that's how we come up. with bits that's where premises emerge.

the the. creativity is this [ __ ] you can't. grab it you don't know what it is you. don't know how it comes or how it. doesn't come but you got to respect it. yeah you know that's why that uh you. know war of art book is so good man. Steven pressfield's. book stepen pressfield he's been on the. podcast a couple times he wrote this. book called The War of Art and it's all. about resist resistance and how. resistance keeps you from achieving your.

best possible self it's like your ego. and your fears and it's all combined and. it creates procrastination yeah and he. gives you the tools in this book to try. to be a professional to to realize like. a professional shows up and a. professional works yeah like and this is. what we do and if you put yourself on. that schedule the Muse will come to you. and those ideas will enter into your. mind so it's just putting in the word. every single day you have to respect it. you you can't just think it's a gift you.

get whenever you want to go and access. it bro that that's like a lesson I. learned with this you know trying to. write new stuff since I put out the last. special I was telling you this it was. like it's like really hard it's like. really hard for me and I hadn't. experienced that before in standup and. uh and but I was just I just didn't want. to like do a different version of jokes. i' already done right and I feel like. sometimes that happens like it's not.

necessarily bad like but I've done it. for sure but I just really wanted the. comedy to. reflect what I'd gone through in life. and how I'd Chang in life and that was. [ __ ] hard man to like sit there think. develop new ways to attack these things. that I haven't experienced before you. know yeah your standup is basically like. a snapshot of who you. are that at that at that year like if I. look at a special that I did from like.

2009 but a very different person MH if I. look at a special I did from 2016 I'm a. very different person like and so like. it's just a snapshot and then you have. to kind of figure out who you are now. yes and all your new M material has to. be who are you now yes and if you're. honest you acknowledge who you are now. and I think some people or some Comics. they don't and then they get into that. world where they kind of almost look. like they're doing a an impression of. themselves yes and the audience can tell. 100% and maybe they don't know.

consciously what's happening but they. can feel it like they don't feel like. you're connecting with them yeah they. don't feel because they're like oh. you're doing this version and I never. like I always valued you know Patrice. was always kind of like my North Star. and I always Valu you like the. authenticity like what is the thing like. how do I [ __ ] feel. and yeah it was there was so much. transition like I I mean I did so many. bits early on about like chicks being. annoying and then like I got an amazing. wife that I love and I'm like they ain't.

that annoying you know what I mean like. get a coffee in the morning like there. always snacks in the pantry like it's. not that annoying right like so I'm like. I I have to be pure about what I'm going. through and that was that was that was. tricky man it was it like really feels. good to be at a point where like okay. now I got some stuff that I'm like. excited about that I want to talk about. like and I feel hungry but for a while. it was hard man what is your writing. process like now I've become way more. diligent so like before I would just go.

up and Riff on stage and now it's harder. for me to get up I make sure I do about. I go three nights a week and I got to do. at least four spots each of those nights. so I can get to about 12 which I think. is like a good amount of time to kind of. let go and then off nights I have to. also work so I just have to talk I. either talk to myself I'll call up one. of my buddies and I'll be like hey what. are you working on hey let's go just. tell me what your things are then I'll. tell ideas that I have and like try to. flesh out how I feel about it CU I can't.

write the bit until I feel know how I. feel and sometimes it takes me a little. bit to feel so your process is like just. a lot of thinking about ideas and. talking talking to people about stuff we. have to just talk like get getting I. think that's why I enjoy podcasting it's. like it's getting to how I feel about a. thing and you say a bunch of things that. you [ __ ] that are funny and absurd. and crazy and salacious on the way for. sure but what is my core feeling about. this issue and once I'm at that core.

then everything emanates from the core. but if I can't get to the core I just. have some misdirection that like I don't. even believe in once I get to the. [ __ ] the meat and potatoes it flows. everything just kind of like yeah you. find that zone you find that area where. you're supposed to exist in yes yeah. yeah I can write from it much easier I. can riff from it much easier CU I feel. like I'm being honest with the audience. like every line. is honest it might not be funny yet but. you know I'm being honest you know that.

I'm telling you how I feel about this. thing and I think that they're they're. they'll attach themselves to that and. then if I can catch you or I stumble. across. something it it can hit but I need to. know what I feel about it and I can't. write about things that I don't care. like the idea of like being like a and. God bless him but like the late night. writers where you just like they throw. you some [ __ ] and you got to write a. joke about it my brain doesn't work like. that that's like living off oatmeal for. the rest of your.

life that's like you can stay alive. Andrew there but you're going to eat. plain oatmeal [ __ ] listening right. now plain oatmeal for the rest of your. life that's what that is yeah. yeah yeah I got to care J got really. [ __ ] care that's cuz you care about. what you do and that's why you're so. funny it's uh that we all have to care. about what we do and you have to I think. everybody doesn't different ways you. know yeah I'm always interested in the. in the writing process yeah why what is.

yours you just go right like you'll just. sit in front of the laptop and just. write stream of conscious right I think. that's important I don't think it's. necessary because some of the greats. don't do it but I if I really if I was. going to teach a class on creating. standup yeah I mean look it's not like. I'm the best standup in the world and. I'm not like I'm the best qualified to. do this but if I was given this task to. do that that MH I would. say you should do all those things like.

there's nothing preclude there's nothing. that keeps you from writing yeah like. why don't you write yeah and if you like. you like to think about things and talk. about things but what about what about. sitting and talking to yourself about a. thing and writing it and there's a very. specific mindset that takes place for me. when I'm in front of the keyboard and. I'm writing an essay on something I can. type so I don't have to look at the keys. which is nice I don't type great but I I.

type okay I type enough and so I can. just Zone in on the page and I'm. thinking about every word much longer. than it takes to type that. word or rather it takes it it like it's. like if I had to write something out if. you're writing out a word yes it's so. much more time to write it out than it. is just think about that so now you're. chewing on it while you're writing it. out yeah so as you're writing each. individual word you're pausing in time.

and you're like you're in a time lapse. and you get to consider each and every. possible way you would say something. from that word while you're writing that. word yeah and there's a physical task of. doing that with your keys and your. fingers that makes you concentrate. because it fires up your synapses and. makes you think that you're doing this. with your fingers it's kind of exciting. yes especially if you have a tactile. keyboard see like I use I use I I use a.

a keyboard that has a lot of key stroke. it's like a got of a room yeah yeah like. that's why I like I I work with a. ThinkPad yeah now do they like click. clickity click so you feel it in your. fingers so it's this tactile thing and. then the words are up there and I'm. thinking about the words and then other. things come to me do you find that. you you speak differently when you right. yes than when you talk to a person right. definitely you definitely it's not.

natural when you're right it's not clean. but what you do is you take these bullet. points from these various things that. you wrote out and just say them how you. would say them yeah say them how you. would say them when you're right there. yeah so it's like you can't rely on. writing to create great jokes but the. ideas ideas it's a farm for ideas that's. what it is I need to have that moment. for me it's not sitting down but it's.

like okay there's a weird meditative. state that I can get to if I'm. running and I have a song that I know. well enough where I can tap into my. subconscious but not too well where the. song bores me right and I get into a. weird State and sometimes when I'm just. like running like I hate it and it's. awful whatever and then sometimes I get. into this state where I can like lock in. and like create these other scenarios. and I kind of like exist in these. scenarios and I imagine and this is what. like like the super Elite Runners. probably can access this for 26 miles or.

something like that I can't do that and. I can't tap in every time but when I can. tap into that state I can like create. these like worlds that I exist in and. sometimes these lines come up these. ideas comes up these curiosity comes up. there's like a part of my brain that now. can flourish because other parts of my. brain are accessed so it it like hits. when you're breathing heavy when you. start sweating it's like it's like my. brain is occupied by like maintaining. this pace which is probably pretty fast.

but not so fast where I can't. concentrate but that's occupied there. and then there another part of my brain. is occupied by the music and sometimes. I'll just replay the same song over and. over again yeah but there's a state. right something happens and it's like I. don't know what the [ __ ] it is and I. wish I could like lock in on it you know. like and just exist in that for three. hours a day or something but when I can. thoughts become really clear and ideas. become really clear and sometimes. they're [ __ ] [ __ ] and then sometimes. they're like really interesting and. there's and I can replay these scenarios.

and think of like an interesting. comeback or like this really. self-deprecating thing that happened and. it's just like I'll literally hop off. the treadmill sweaty as [ __ ] dripping. all over my phone write the idea and. then get back on but I don't know if. that's a good strategy for doing it but. these are the different scenarios to. access that part of the brain that I. almost feel like is always working like. I don't know I always thought like. comedy exists and then you just kind of. find it I don't think I've created any. comedy I think it's there ha and I just. kind of. like this is stupid but like you know. like um with what is it the.

constellations it's like the stars are. there but somebody looked at them and. they're like o that kind of looks like a. belt oh that kind of looks like a Dipper. right you know what I mean like yes I. know what you're saying that's kind of. what I think with a lot of these ideas. it's like all the all the things are. there and you're just kind of like. connecting these little dots well I. think the more you look at it like that. the more it becomes available to you too. because I think one of the one of the. traps of the human mind is that when you. get good at something your ego inflates.

and you think you it's about you and. you're just a special thing and you're. better than everybody and there's a way. that you could do it that nobody can. [ __ ] with and you know and there's a. thing that it's like a a normal thing. that people do yeah and I think that. that that invades your creative process. yeah you create an expectation for. yourself yeah I'll be honest that's why. I took some time away it was like I just. wanted to create like I don't let any. friends come see me I don't let anybody.

come see me like when I'm in creation. mode it's so weird because obviously the. people will come out but like I just I I. want some time for me yeah you know and. I just I don't want to be there thinking. like oh God is my wife going to be upset. that I say this thing or because you. that can that stops the tag that might. be too far it might be too wild or might. be perfect or like okay find like I want. to create and not have a [ __ ] care in. the world you know I don't know you said.

something to me yesterday that was like. you don't want to be any more. famous and it was like like it's a wild. thing to say but I get it CU it's like. the more that comes with it maybe the. more restriction you feel well you're. more you're more susceptible to. criticism you're more susceptible to. people being upset with you you're more. susceptible to people thinking that it's. not fair cuz it's not fair there's no.

fair that's what's weird about life some. of the weirdest things like it doesn't. necessarily make sense what becomes. successful and what's not and who's. making money and who's not it's not. about how much effort you're putting in. it's not about that like it's a weird. game we're all playing you know and the. more successful you get like would you. want to be the richest guy in the world. like what the [ __ ] is that is he living. any better than number 39 they leave 39.

alone 39 39's probably worth five. billion that dude's chilling what do. they say about they don't say jack [ __ ]. about that guy that guy's eating filet. Minard and drinking Don perryon same. Jets yeah same hotels having a great ass. time great time same Instagram M exactly. the same [ __ ] like with no SC nothing's. different same pure cocaine straight out. of Columbia. it's like they're doing the they're. doing they're flaking it off with razor. blades like the purest [ __ ] brick.

cocaine that the [ __ ] that [ __ ] Peter. Frampton used to snore in the. 70s Peter I don't know if you did Coke. I'm sorry I should have said somebody. else who be a good reference you did he. might have who be a good. reference definitely snorted coke in the. 70s in the 70s [ __ ] John Travolta oh. yeah he must have off of guys back.

whoa it was a. massage it was a massage snorting coke. and getting massages I tried I tried. Coke once yeah and it lives up to the. hype does it bro have you ever have you. ever done Coke no I have not the singer. Songwriter's career of intense highs and. devastating deceptions is explored in a. revealing new Memoir Peter Frampton I. was kept High. if I needed cocaine he made sure I had. it hey [ __ ] that's your fault I don't.

like that I don't like that kind of talk. I don't like that kind of talk I was. kept high no no no unless they were. holding you down and making you snort it. off that stripper's tits then there's no. [ __ ] way that you could say that they. did that to you sir yeah right yeah I. wonder if they got to look back and and. like they don't want to take. responsibility for what they did well it. must be awful to like have had.

everything ripped away from you because. you became a cocaine addict or because. you you you got into heroin imagine just. like you have a functional existence. everything's great you're you're doing a. thing whether it's rock and moral music. or whatever it is and then all of a. sudden things start going well you're. doing shows and you just like to get. high and you're just getting high a lot. hot and you're just like doing show like. I need a bump before I go up and and. next thing you know you're getting high.

every night and you're just wrecked and. your immune system is wrecked and your. body's wrecked and you're always like. implementing chemicals it's always. alcohol to sleep and maybe ambient and. cocaine to wake up and you you're living. three four years to every one year every. one year you've got three or four years. of damage cuz you're going so hard and. then you know you don't you don't want. to think it was just. you and it's not just you because it's.

addictive it's like a real it's a. problem it's like saying telling someone. they have the flu like H well you. shouldn't be sick like okay that's not. helping them they they're addicted. they're like physically addicted to Coke. and we want to categorize that as like. being a mental weakness or want to. categorize that as being your totally. helpless and that the addiction has. overwhelmed you I suspect It's a. combination of the two things I suspect. that's why there's such polarizing camps.

between the idea that it's not your. fault at all and it's 100% your fault. and you need to [ __ ] just be stronger. it's also the hardest thing to. understand if you've never done it like. all these people that have no empathy. for the people that get caught up in. addiction have just probably never tried. heroin yeah they never tried it they. don't know what they're talking about. have you it's amazing have you ever. tried everyone no I haven't but when I. had knee operation they had this. morphine drip and uh crazy yeah I've.

been told that this is not correct by. someone but I don't know if that's true. they said when I was in the operation so. I I got an ACL reconstruction in. 1993 or some [ __ ] old surgery bro they. open you up like a fish and they take a. piece of your shin bone and a piece of. your uh kneecap and a strip of your your. Patel tendon and then they open you up. and then [ __ ] screw it in place and. that's your new ACL it's actually.

stronger than the original ACL but you. don't have the same functionality like. the new ACL surgeries are incredible. these guys are back after six months. yeah the new ACL surgeries most of what. they're doing is uh well I did both I. did a cadaver graft on my right knee. what's that the cadav graph they take a. dead dude's Achilles heel the Achilles. tendon which is much stronger and. thicker than the the tendon that's gener.

the the the real ACL the. they yeah they turned that into your ACL. interesting yeah and that was only six. months that was six months and then I. was back like basically 100% H that was. really good because that one like I was. walking without a cane in like five days. after an ACL surgery yeah it was crazy. it was so much less invasive that one to. get the kadav one the other one is so. invasive because like they have to cut. you it's a Big Slice they have to open.

you up and screw it in and screw it in. and then check to see if it's good yeah. you know but it is your tendon that. they're cutting um but the uh the kadav. one what happens is it becomes a. scaffolding and your body proliferates. the scaffolding of the Dead. dude's uh heel what does that mean eat. it up or something no it changes it it. overcomes it with its own cells so.

originally all it is is like a. scaffolding for your body to grow that. tendon back oh that's the purpose of it. yeah that what your body is doing is. you're like if they take a I'm I'm sure. if you're a doctor out there I'm [ __ ]. this up so I'm sorry we're just. comedians by the way just to remind they. take the Achilles tendon and then they. screw it into the bone on the top and. the bottom so it becomes your new ACL. but it's not really that stable because.

it's a dead guy [ __ ] so your body has to. use it as a scaffolding starts to build. it own build its own tissue over this. amazing and then within 6 months that. process has happened aming and then you. have a a real like solid ACL that's way. stronger I think it's 150% stronger than. a regular ACL have have you ever. forgotten. like your wife's birthday or anything no. I'm pretty good with that but I have a.

iPhone I'm I guess I'm like you have. this incredible retention so if I was. your wife and you forgot my birthday I. would be cuz you remember like you were. saying vitamins and minerals and all. this [ __ ] last night like David Lucas. asked you about something and you just. started like rifling off so I wonder if. you have like a higher expectation to. remember things no generally speaking. because I I'm only good at remembering. things I'm interested.

in babe your birthday is not one of. those things if I F I'll forget my own. birthday if I like uh just I'm not tuned. into something it's not consistent like. my memory is very consistent for things. that are C like a crazy moment like if. something wild happens I just have like. a snapshot of it it's very weird when. people tell me something that's. fascinating it becomes Ed eded like if. I'm talking to Graham Hancock or Randle. Carlson they tell they blow my mind with. some [ __ ] yeah if I talk to like you.

know physicists who like intrigued me. with these theories about everything and. but if someone's just talking to me. about like some [ __ ] stupid thing. that we might do next week I forget. about it immediately gone doesn't matter. like if unless it's a real thing like. tell me when it's a real thing yeah. because you know people are people are. flaky I don't remember [ __ ] like you. said you were going to go I go okay I'll. go I didn't I don't want to [ __ ]. remember that like how do you not. remember that because cuz it's just.

we're going to go to dinner it's not. like you know how does the Hadron. Collider create the higs bossom particle. yeah yeah most people would be like yeah. dinner's easier to remember yeah and. you'd be like well yeah they just throw. it's in [ __ ] lucern you only have so. much room that's what it is it's not. even that people are stupid it's like. people only like when you think of a. person that's stupid a lot of times. stupid people are good at things so why. is he good at that thing but not good at. things that prove you're smart cuz often. times it's like what are you.

concentrating on like if you're. concentrating on a very particular thing. that's your and you suck at it well then. you might be dumb but if you're if. someone is if if you're trying to. concentrate on all things you're going. to be stupid at something I thought. about that as I got older and I'm like. am I just taking in more meaningless. [ __ ] so so it's harder for me to. remember because it's couch with all. this other nonsense that I'm taking in.

all day yeah like how many things can. you take in in a day how many like good. memories can you make in a day or is. there another way that you have to like. find a way to imprint those memories you. know my my pops is his uh short-term. memor is pretty much gone but like with. repetition things start to lock in in. his long-term memory and it was like it. was fascinating thing for him to like. remember my wife like first few times I. had to like introduce her and everything. like that and then eventually he's like.

how's everything with Emma and I was. like what the [ __ ] like how does memory. work. if I yeah like something transferred. like he can get around the city fine he. can take the subway he can do all these. things and it's like I guess do he have. Alzheimer's he has what's called MCI my. mild cognitive U impairment I think it's. called some sometimes that leads into. Alzheimer sometimes it doesn't but. basically zaps you of your short-term. memory Yeah It's Tricky and then you. think about it with yourself like how is.

that you know could that happen to you I. can remember you times where what's the. cause of it it's just genetic is it. might be. genetic you know who knows I think I. think you know we'll look into a lot of. like these uh drugs that people have. taken for depression and other things. and maybe who knows in 50 years from now. we go wow that had some other side. effects that that could be bad isn't it. fascinating if you were OB Ive about. this and you looked at human beings you. would look at human beings I know we.

think of ourselves as very different. than any other system cuz we're humans. we don't even really think of ourselves. as being a part of wildlife right kind. of we call wildlife and we call you know. we have life yeah we have go to Florida. yeah there's us and then there's. Wildlife it's very interesting but human. beings are very similar to cars. we're very similar to if you looked at. the amount of automobiles that exist.

there's automobiles that are notoriously. durable and. reliable there's like. Toyota Cora Toyota 20 years bro you get. a Toyota that [ __ ] is never. going to break we had one as a kid every. Toyota I've ever had just last and last. and last they're so durable their goal a. friend of mine was just telling me this. oh bill was telling me this that their. goal is to to last for 30 years in a.

third world country amazing like no. [ __ ] nobody builds a car like that. and it's true because when you see what. the Taliban uses yes Land Cruisers yeah. and then there's Range Rovers you get 5. 10 and then there's you know a. 1990 Chevy. Malibu it's a piece how long that piece. of [ __ ] it is yeah and that's the cop. car right it's a piece of [ __ ] yeah the. cop car was the Impala oh the Impala. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why.

is that like that's but then there's. like a 2023 Corvette you're like damn. that's a great car yeah it's like. there's different kinds of cars. different kind nah not no I mean by the. by the manufacturer they go like if we. make a car that's good for 30 years. people will keep it for 30 years if we. make a car that's good for 10 they reup. after. 10 it's a good question like why did. they do it the way they did it right. because sensibly like a car from two.

like I have a car that I love that's. from 2007 it's almost 20 years old like. you would think that you would need to. get another car to enjoy but you really. don't like like what are you a [ __ ]. race car driver like what are you doing. like why you driving to go so fast are. you just enjoying what a car feels like. to drive that's what you should be doing. yeah yeah yeah so it's like why does. everybody need to get new ones all the. time well we're kind of programmed to. think that if you're successful that. that's what you do you know if you're.

successful you don't roll around a 2008. Mercedes what is that piece of [ __ ] what. are those stupid [ __ ] headlights and. actual key to start the engine actual. key for yeah what the [ __ ] are you doing. you're turning the key to start the. engine what are you a. peasant right it's like what is it. give it a second let it warm up [ __ ]. stupid [ __ ] press the button get a.

real car if you're doing well you get a. real car and like the car though that's. the thing like there are people that. don't care about cars right and getting. a car to impress other people when you. don't care about cars is such a waste of. money right but if you love The Cars. yeah then spend your money have some fun. yeah there's a reason why like a Range. Rover costs [ __ ] $90,000 whatever it. is how much those cost yeah around there. depending on what it is you drive them. they're awesome yeah I rented one in.

Salt Lake City I'm like a yeah it's like. a a giant tank of opulence like a yeah. this beautiful you feel like the world's. okay yeah the world's okay like every. bump is kind of smooth every the sound. system is amazing Bluetooth synced up. like that listening to my Tunes yeah. just driving around Park City but. will'll break down. perhaps it perhaps won't be as robust as. the Land Cruiser or as resilient as a.

Toyota yeah but you're not paying for. resilience that's the thing is like if. you're getting a Range Rover stop acting. like this is your 30-year car like. you're choosing to buy a $200,000 SUV. because you're not going to be driving. along the [ __ ] pyramids in it right. like like let's be honest about what's. going on here you're in stopping go. traffic like it's going to break down. Beverly Hills what do you expect this. going on here Tim Dylan has one of those. things he got the range yeah he got a. few nice cars Tim Dylan lives like a. baller and I talk about it I talk to him.

I encourage him to spend his money spend. that money spend that money brn I tried. to tell all of them I'm like let's go. yeah let's [ __ ] go wait why okay. that's interesting why why do you tell. them to spend because I don't like that. like save it all up famine mindset did. you have that ever cuz you didn't come. from crazy money no I didn't I did not. have a spend what you have mindset until. I started making money but when I. started making money I I shifted quick. immediately Swit it my my manager.

thought I had a gambling problem was he. right no no I wasn't gambling at all I. was eating lobster every. night she said your business manager. called you and said there an isue doing. what are you doing with all your money. I'm like I'm living like a king [ __ ]. when did you I've been poor since I was. a little kid so you could handle being. poor poor is not scary to oh I'm not. scared I wasn't scared of being poor. like Amy and lobster yeah I'm scared of. not living life that's the fear I think. a lot of people don't get where it's. just like you've been poor you're cool.

with being poor you're not afraid of. that because you knew how to thrive. within that you knew how to manage that. you're afraid of having all this and not. enjoying it in this one life you have. well I think for sure when I first. started getting money I didn't think it. was going to last like that nothing had. ever lasted before like why would I. think that this was going to like oh. there was no stability in it it's like. why would I think that that this was. going to like keep happening I was going. to get on television like who the [ __ ]. gets on TV you know so I was like I'm.

spending this [ __ ] money like I'm. going to have some fun eat lobsters I. bought a I bought a. Volkswagen I got like a 1990 uh that car. that I showed you last night Volkswagen. Dorado that I would bump cool G Rap in. you show me Co rap you didn't show me. the car yeah oh it was Derek then I was. telling him like like I'm such a cool G. Rap fan because when I was driving the. gigs in the 1990s it was like really the. best sound system I ever had in a car I.

had like a nice sound system it was like. a blow Punk was it kind of had a handle. you pull it out when you leave the car. so no one steals it remember that one. the radio the radio of course radio. comes out like a [ __ ] laptop I was. explaining this to my guys my young guys. who don't understand that the radio used. to come out of the car and their. reaction was this they go hold on they. go this they go people would steal the. radio bro that was the whole thing and. they would sell them too yeah the radio.

yeah yeah so you be you would get it so. it would come out on a slider yeah. remember that you hold it up like a. handbag there was walking around dudes. be walking around with their [ __ ]. blow Punk at the bar people would put a. little sign on their car yeah please. don't break in my window radio not radio. not in car yeah yeah not wild people are. stealing radios I was away once it. became like an integrated computer. system with Apple carplay and Android. play and all that and once just having.

an iPad got iPod got cheap like just. having music on you it was on your phone. people don't give Steve Jobs enough. credit for that like he really stopped a. lot of like car theft breaking into cars. probably yeah when the the ability to. get a song like what we were doing last. night dude like the ability to get a. song like literally. instantaneously and just like using your. th and Bam you blasting '90s hip hop. last night bro that's my [ __ ] I had no.

clue that you like '90s hip-hop that's. my [ __ ] I remember going I was like bro. you might like big L like and I'm saying. it as if like you don't know who this. guy is and you you're like like oh yeah. lifestyles are the poor and dangerous. love that love that yeah yeah I got a. whole playlist with Big L yeah I have a. big L playlist Big L was boy what you. talk about a tragedy that guy was. snatched too soon he was and for not. even his it was it was I believe I could. be wrong his brother was the guy who was. really. involved yeah I remember that time in.

New York when Big L was popping I was. probably in like Elementary or middle. and dude Big L like big L had like he. was rapping in like a multi cabic way. and he had these like hilariously funny. punchlines he had this one thing he goes. uh he goes ask beas I get nothing but. hit and like like it was just like he. had like he goes oh God he I'm so ahead. of my time my parents haven't even met.

yet like he had like kind of punch lines. in the rap like it was funny like there. were funny lines and I remember I. remember like seeing I'm hearing this. dude I didn't even know what he looked. like that's how detached we were right. if you didn't have a music video out. you're just hearing this guy's bars and. it was such a cool time in New York. where like your friend could put you on. to music and there would be no way where. you could find out about music with. without your friend putting you on right. if you weren't on MTV or like the box or. whatever the hell the channel was like.

your buddy had to say you need to listen. to this and then play a a a cassette or. CD of that person everything was Word of. Mouth it was almost like there was more. Justice cuz there wasn't a way where you. could influence people into listening to. a track like yeah I guess for sure like. top 100 whatever on the radio but if it. wasn't on the radio Indie [ __ ] was. literally I'm going to tell you about. this guy you need to hear about and then. you're going to go to Tower Records and. you're going to buy that [ __ ] album. well dudes would try to sell their. cassettes on the streets they still do. that [ __ ] and it's like fam nobody is a.

CD player like you need to chill out. like step it up like give me a link see. do they even make cars with CD players. anymore n it's done but they just do. that because like quick did that change. I mean that changed so quick dude I. remember it I remember being schol Chang. so quick yeah with the what is it called. CP what is it what were those players c. three cp4 players. MP3 you I mean it's just we I wonder if.

we're living in the craziest change like. what can you what you can can you. compare our change with the internet too. is it Industrial. Revolution like what piece of technology. changed Society in the way that the. internet has changed us in our lifetime. I don't think there's anything that's. comparable because I think everything is. kind of exponential I think every thing. that gets invented Builds on other. things that get invented more things get. invented because of it and then it.

reaches this crazy point where we're at. now where you have this computer program. that seems to be the most intelligent. being that's ever existed it seems to be. able to answer questions about anything. so then the question becomes when does. it have questions of its. own that's the real question when does. this thing just decide like what are you. guys doing what are you doing this. [ __ ] culture you have is nonsense you.

have a dead man and a dunce running the. greatest military the world has ever. known and everybody just like dances. around and pretends everything's fine. and as long as we have a a guy with a. beard wearing a dress bro imagine chat. GPT came out during Co and was like I. think most people will be all right yeah. like imagine AI steps in and. interferes with narrative and agenda. yeah ooh that's dangerous it's very.

dangerous because it's already doing it. if there's there's questions that you. ask chat GPT to do and it'll do it like. it'll mock uh a bunch of different. religious uh figures but it will not. mock Muhammad because Chad gbt knows. they Chad gbt wouldn't write a joke in. the style of Shane Gillis it said yeah. it didn't it didn't to it's something. about didn't want be some of his. materials was offensive or something. like that I mean it's basically.

has a very uh non nuanced and. non-comprehensive view it is cool to see. what's happening with with Shane and the. success that Shane is having having it's. like bro he's undeniable there's Justice. man he's undeniable he's so good however. good he was back then in the when he SNL. got canel him. he's on another level now he's on. another level it's one of those things. it's like that's why I love the internet.

that's why I mean we could talk about. Tik Tok and we could talk about all. these other things but there are these. amazing success stories that come from. it yeah and they make me have a positive. attitude towards it yeah you know. because yeah without an outlet for him. to express himself and like just do. great comedy and just be hilarious right. people people would just fall in line. with the narrative that existed imagine. if we're talking about a time well. obviously this kind of came about.

because of podcast right so it's hard to. imagine that but if it was less access. say if podcasts weren't the way they are. now yeah there could be a moment where. that's the end of his life isn't that. crazy yeah like if this is like 1985 and. they put that all over the news and it. was his thing and look at Lenny yeah. what happened with Lenny like a. narrative got set in place with Lenny. and I I don't think that Lenny in the. end of his life if I'm not mistaken like. was living lavish with all this money it.

was a difficult blown all his money on. his legal uh fees and it was a different. world because the money that he would. get would just be from live gigs and I. don't think they did like big Arenas. right so it's like you know he's. traveling a lot and he's making some. money but he's also has exorbitant legal. costs and he would go on stage with the. transcripts of you ever seen the videos. of him going on stage and reading what. happened in the court trial transcripts. on stage and then the and then the. lawyer says and he would go into his. thing and it wasn't funny at all oh it's.

not funny at all there was nothing funny. about it it was people were they were so. bored they didn't know what to do he was. so obsessed with his case yeah that he. thought he could just talk about his. case in front of everybody and be. interesting. I I've thought about this recently about. like the importance of having like a. comedic North Star and like a version of. Comedy that you think is the highest. version that exists and following that. yeah I think if you don't have that you.

succumb to the will of the. audience and that can be dangerous. because your confidence is dependent on. them and not the version of art you. think is the. greatest. and yeah I just wondered like early on. like did you have a guy who was like. this is the highest form of art this is. the North Star I like what you're saying. I do I think um I think there's probably.

multiple North Stars though always. because there's certain styles that. always interested me in a different way. like I would I would decide that one guy. was the funniest guy and then I'd see. someone that was totally different and. i' be like oh my God he's so good maybe. he's the best guy holy [ __ ] you know. it'd be like Sam Kennison or it be. Richard Jenny or you know it when you. when you think about North Stars and you.

know I think the idea is a great idea. like the highest expression but I don't. necessarily think there's just one I. think it's really a community thing and. I think if you're around a bunch of guys. like atel or Shane Gillis or you or you. know if you're around these Ari shaffir. and [ __ ] Mark Norman's yeah if you're. around these guys all Tim Dylan and if. you're around those guys all the time. like they're [ __ ] murdering they're.

going up and slaying and you're all like. vibing off each other and you're all. having fun yeah and you go up together. it's like I think when Comics see that. like if you're say if you're a comic. that's starting out and you see like the. way we roll I think you'll see like if. you just be true to the art just true to. the thing I just yeah I get concerned. when people because I think that a lot. of times I'm sure this is in every. industry but like comedic are drawn to.

like what is successful right so they're. like okay if interviewing people on the. street is successful I'll try that or if. podcasting is successful I'll try that. or if if posting Clips is successful. I'll try that or if this version of and. that's a normal thing but I think it's. important like within that to have like. a version that you think is the most. pure even if other people think you're. wrong like there are people who like. certain types of Comedy that are. different than the version I love Yeah. but I had a version that I thought was. the best and as long as like I was being.

true to that I was happy with what I did. I was competing with that yeah not. competing with like let's say Somebody. went up and they did like a bunch of. like really woke jokes and they got. [ __ ] claps and Applause whatever I. could be fine not doing that because I. was like I know what the best is now I. might be wrong in other people's minds I. don't give a [ __ ] but I had an idea and. and that allowed me to like do the. comedy that I did in a time I mean you. remember when it was like you couldn't.

do offensive jokes I mean you were doing. it there was a few of us doing it but. like a lot of people were like okay I. need to get on Comedy Central I need to. do whatever and I was like why was I. able to do that and I was like oh well I. just saw a version that I thought was. the best and I was like how can I honor. that because I think that's the best. version despite the fact that audiences. were pissed or didn't like it or doing. whatever. and I don't know I just feel like that's. important like to have an an almost like. a arrogance about the version of Comedy. that you love and there could be. multiple versions don't get me wrong.

yeah but like I think that's a healthy. thing to have as you as you come up. doing comedy because it will stop you. from like mimicking a thing that's. successful just because you want success. right right it will instill the. Purity like I don't see I don't see you. going oh well this is trendy I'll try. that right right and why is that because. you had a [ __ ] idea of what was. good yeah well also just I don't. understand that like the when things are.

trendy I'm like why like what is it like. what what are you what are you guys. doing why you why you doing what. everybody else is doing why your pants. ripped why are your pants. ripped you buying pants that are ripped. on purpose the [ __ ] are you doing look. at me look at me no no. no stop. it you you're so interesting with your. ripped pants thank God your pants look.

destroyed [ __ ] are we doing what are we. doing I'm not going on that that's what. I think is important to have that. [ __ ] un. unbelievable almost like. religious arrogance about a version of. comedy and I don't care if it's on. liners I don't care if it's stories I. don't care what it is but I think. allowing yourself to do that will make. the most pure authentic comedy for you I. I think so I think so and that's what I. want to see I think you also have to be. flexible you also have to like um like.

not be committed to like the way you're. doing it and just be open because. sometimes like with espe it's one of the. best ways to create new jokes like. sometimes like a whole new way of. looking at things comes about if you're. not like committed to like one. particular mindset not ideology yeah but. form of like for me it was always like I. saw people that were really authentic. and I really loved that and I was like.

oh that guy's being like really. authentic and I didn't feel like he's. lying to me I didn't think I feel like I. could kind of trust him and I feel like. he was talking in a way that he would. talk to me if he was off stage yeah and. like I don't know it's an art form it's. an art form to doing that that's what's. so fascinating about this whole thing. there really is an art form to doing. that you we're so lucky we we're. existing in a time where people value it. cuz right there's been like bubbles and.

were you around when it. popped I was I came onto the scene I did. my first open mic in 1988 so 1988 was. the bubble was kind of already popping. yeah um but there was still a lot of. work what happened was something. happened something happened in the 1980s. where people could just talk like a. comedian yeah yeah yeah there they. didn't have any punchlines and you know. and some of these guys got pretty far.

there's this one guy I don't want to. mention his name but I would I would. bring comedians around I I want you to. watch this I want you to watch this cuz. there is nothing there he's not saying. anything it's [ __ ] 100% nonsense but. he talks like a comedian and it was so. mundane his points were so so boring and. I I took a couple Comics we're sitting. in the back of the LA Factory I go I. just want you to watch this guy just. watch this guy and they like holy [ __ ] I.

go yeah yeah you could do that in the '. 80s and and then this guy was like. surviving in the early 90s and then it. just like one of those skeletons that. turns into dust when they gets like a. vampire when the sun comes out that's. it's like dude he just went away but I. remember he was like a [ __ ] AR. like these arrogant weirdos who would. like wear suits and he would do this. like really clean comedy this like.

clunky boring but he thought it was the. best comedy and he thought that we were. we were you know talking about silly. things using bad words o naughty but. there was like a there was a time where. people were so excited to see comedy. that all you had to do is sound like a. comedian and talk about things comedians. talked about and you can make a living. so this is this is I don't know this is. why I'm like concerned about now it's. like what do we do to uphold the.

standard what do we because we're in a. bubble and I seen hot girls doing comedy. good let them do comedy I hope they're. good I hope they're good too it's not a. bubble it's not a bubble it's Live. Comedy is the best way to see comedy and. just by nature of the [ __ ] sheer. numbers of people there can't be a. bubble no I'm not talking about well. because I think that like being funny is. is social currency now with like having. a funny uh caption or a funny meme or a. funny post like I think people really.

value funny now I think that's why it's. there and then like we're the funniest. people so obviously there's going to be. a value for us right but I do think that. like more people will want to try and I. want I wish everybody tried standup so. they knew you know what it was yeah but. I do think that it's important that like. what we were saying earlier about like a. club or a scene like how do we hold that. what is the standard and how do we. maintain that standard cuz maintaining. that standard is what maintains that. scene and maintains that expectation. even for the audience yeah you know and.

yeah I don't know I'm curious like what. do you think about that well it's an. individual's. Choice and then it's a community's. choice in terms of like you know like if. you're in a group of comics and one. person starts doing something that sucks. or they start doing something that like. really bums out the audience or maybe. they're they're doing a premise that's. not that original like if that happens.

that is a giant problem that is like. that's like a bunch of uh a bunch of. cells encountering a virus that's like. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you can't let. that virus proliferate what is that what. is that like and occasionally people. will go crazy this is also part of the. problem of being a comedian be like what. percentage of people stay sane from. birth to death it's not a hundred it's. not a 100 so sometimes people go crazy.

and these people were amongst you before. they were crazy and then they're deep in. and now now all a sudden you got a. [ __ ] complete lunatic that's in your. cycle of friends that thinks that the. CIA is writing jokes for him and that. they're ruining his punchlines like oh. no what do I do like I've I've been. friends with guys and saw them go insane. like what do you do about that yeah you. have a babysit that guy all day can you. bring that guy.

back you might kill him while you're. trying really yeah you might give him. like a [ __ ] coffee cup filled with. acid. mushrooms mushrooms heals all let's let. mushrooms heal all yeah I I mean maybe I. don't know I mean maybe people go crazy. and they come back I'm sure if they go. crazy they they I mean I know people. have come and come back from mental. illness before it's not like it's. insurmountable but it depends upon the.

case right yeah I don't know we're just. in this like weird time right now we're. like I think it's good because I. remember the scrutiny of doing like edgy. jokes before and I don't feel like. that's exists now I think we blew that. [ __ ] out I think we did I think we blew. that [ __ ] out I think it's also the. sheer numbers of people that listen to. our podcast it's like hey we're not. alone yeah yeah if the majority likes it. it wins right yeah we're not alone you. guys are wrong like you you're you're.

trapped in this ideology that you think. jokes have to reflect your actual. feelings about things like that's not. the game we're playing the things that. we feel that are [ __ ] up yeah that's. it we're just trying and we're trying to. be really funny like you're missing the. point and if you're attacking us that's. bro I I uh having to explain to Y me. park the joke that. BR let me just tell everybody let me.

tell everybody when Andrew and I like I. will text him. occasionally y me please I apologize. you're a lovely woman and I really enjoy. talking to you this is not disrespectful. not disrespectful at all but I would. text him photos of Yoni Park and then a. photo of a. weightlifter the the the [ __ ] Emoji. the weightlifter emoji the Heavies so. yon's coming on the podcast I know but I. had to have a combo with her before I.

had to to tell her about the Heavies. right the I didn't explain it right the. first time she was on my podcast I was. talking to Andrew about it because he. was like yo she got the. heavy so what I said what I said was. we're talking about a woman who. survived who survived North Korea she. escaped North Korea when she was 13 she. tells this horrific story horrific story. of her journey to get to get to America.

and then she like yo she got the heavy I. said on the Pod as a joke I go bro I go. I go I go I go bro I was about to start. feeding my wife rats right like like. right so a so so so so yomi's coming on. the Pod right and I go I go I can't let. her come on the pot without knowing the. joke I feel bad like I want her to be. inside right so I called her and there's.

a phone cono of me trying to explain to. yon me what the the the the heav means. so I go hey like I'm so grateful that. you're coming on I just want you to know. something is you're inside on the joke. here I don't want anything to be making. fun of you I just want you to be inside. and um but like the head have you seen. like people putting like the weightlift. Emoji underneath your Instagram right. and she goes she's so sweet she go she. goes yeah I thought that um they thought. I was getting.

fat she thought that they were saying. that she was fat the whole time what and. she's coming from this country where. they're not feeding her at all and. finally she's in a place where she can. eat food and she's getting [ __ ]. fetchy inst for imagine being her and. think you met her she's so frail she's. tiny bro she's so tiny imagine. imagine thinking that she's fat bro so I. go no no no no it's not that we uh and.

I'm stuttering I'm like the most. uncomfortable expl is it on video yes I. have video I'll show you and uh and it's. uh I go uh I just um well you know how. you're you have um kind of like sneaky. fat tits. and I just I just I just. just you'll see I'll show you look at. that that's crazy that's crazy that's. crazy the amazing lady um listen so so I.

go I go but we were just you know. talking about that and we call those the. Heavies and it's just like a funny. inside joke and she was oh ha that's. great that's awesome that's so funny. that's so funny blah blah blah she. thinks it's hilarious and um and then. comes in the Pod and we joke around it. and and when we were joking around with. her she said an interesting thing she. goes wow. um I've never had anybody make fun of me. to my face and then she goes freedom is. amazing whoa and it was a cool thing.

like with she was with her story nobody. makes fun of her nobody teases we. weren't making fun of her story we're. just busing balls and teasing but she. had never like had that happen at least. on camera and even that teasing is about. an attractive uh attribute we we we were. so we wanted to make sure she was I mean. we literally have the the weight the D. the so. there's a picture there's a picture. where. she's oh my God that's so ridiculous her.

holding on to that thing that says 1,000. lb but that's listen is this to cuz you. and I we go back and forth this is this. is culture now bro it's dude we see. people post randomly that have no clue. we've spoken about it just randomly call. big boobs the Heavies they have no clue. that this happened here did you vent. that term the heav I don't know we just. I just call it the Heavies but but that. was that like the first time you said it. when you saw her probably when I said it. to you my God yeah yeah bro that's all I.

call him now I mean that's all I call. him now people call it that that's. culture man dude that's culture I was we. were talking about this dude with his. girlfriend like why she boss him around. I go yo she got the Heavies she got the. Heavies bro like you could boss around. if you got the Heavies it's different. yeah like she's a little extra hot bro. oh yeah Nancy Pelos the Nancy Pelos got. the heav the heav are crazy yo I got to. pee so bad let me take a little pee. break wait what were we just saying oh. oh you were you were talking about Flow.

State no no yon me oh y me y me um bro. there there's a. funny there's a funny thing that that. happens like like having a brain that. jumps to jokes all the time is like uh. there because there was a moment like. you you know I was listening to the yomi. story and she was telling the this um I. mean just this immensely tragic story. right like the most tragic thing ever. but she and she was talking about this.

thing where like her mom got sold to uh. mentally [ __ ] Farmers. yeah and I I it was like my. brain I wanted I didn't say it but like. my I wanted to know like what crop can. like retards Farm. well it might not be a crop might be. animals but a farmer I guess farmers do.

have animals. yeah um I just needed to know but I. couldn't ask it without it seeming being. insulted because it seems like I'm. insulting but I'm also like I I just. want to know the. crop and that's just like do you want to. imagine like your life being at its. lowest point like someone sold you to. mentally handicap people who are farmers. yeah and you're out in the woods.

somewhere there's no cell phones there's. no electricity. yeah and you just have to exist almost. like you know I mean it's not you're not. a. caveman you're a more you're living in. modern. times yeah you're living in a time where. there's electricity and television and. movies and probably living in a time. where Rambo was on the. screen and at that same.

time you are the property of mentally. handicapped people that are farmers in. the middle of nowhere in China yeah like. holy [ __ ] man yeah how the [ __ ] do you. get out of that that's that's the kind. of conversation I want to have with. those Republican pull yourself up by. your bootstraps people but you feel like. you could escap mentally rarded Farmers. though right like some of them are. strong but if they weren't what if you. like gave them some ice cream or.

something and then like they were really. focused on that you can't escape from. your dog man you you know your dog's. stupid people are. wait people are way [ __ ]. smarter even dumb people are smarter. than a. dog bro they're going to keep you. around they'll ch you. up you'd be like a pet kangaroo they. have in their.

house you know what's the most [ __ ] up. statistic what is that there's more. slavery today than there was before. slavery is abolished in America but is. it what is that population density or. something it's probably that but it's. also like what we consider. slavery it's like there's places where. you're not a slave but you really can't. leave right it's like indentured. servitude or like Cobalt mining like you. don't have any food yeah so that's my. where you GNA go how yeah where does our.

guilt. extend like if we Outsource all the. things that we're guilty about does it. leave at our border like I'm never it. never leaves you have a phone that's. made by slaves but do you feel guilty. about it yes you do yeah for sure if. there was a company that came along that. was like if Samsung said hey we're going. to make all of our phone Cru crueltyfree. we're going to get all of our Cobalt. from this place that where we can ensure. you that there's nothing there and and.

no uh Chinese Factory workers making you. know 16 cents a day or whatever the [ __ ]. they make yeah it's not if yeah if there. was a phone that was made in America. that cost twice as much I'd buy it in a. [ __ ] heartbeat but there isn't there. isn't and because there isn't we what do. we do we put up with the guilt like well. they [ __ ] up they [ __ ] us okay and. you know to to to be connected to. something where you absolutely.

absolutely need it but it's morally. reprehensible at its very. core like imagine how many people have. tweeted self-righteous things on a phone. that was made by. slaves that's that's the reality of. these phones and Apple's one of the. richest [ __ ] companies on planet. Earth I don't know what the logistics. would be involved in making a phone in. America with skilled labor that gets.

paid a a fair wage and gets health. insurance and Union benefits and all. that stuff but whatever it is I feel. like I would like to pay that and maybe. and if I don't have the money I'll buy. less phones I'll buy a you I have a. [ __ ] iPhone 11 one of my phone lines. is an iPhone 11 it's great still works. still seems so normal when I fire it up. um it doesn't seem any different to me. but do we have the mineral like do we. have Cobalt in America that we can mine. I don't think we do in I don't know is.

Cobalt. available available in like the Congo. well that's where the primary sources is. for sure but I think there's at least. one other place on. Earth I don't remember. correctly oh meic let's. go listen we have a problem with the. cartels why don't just let's just like. Mexico do we have a problem with. them do we have a problem with the. cartels or are we working with the. cartels well for sure someone's working.

with them I mean it's not just like 100%. Mexican citizens that are sneaking. across here and doing all this business. someone's working with. them God damn what is wrong with my. throat yeah someone for sure is working. with them um but it's not good it's not. good to have this like fake scenario you. have a fake scenario say drugs are bad. if you make drugs illegal no one's going. to do drugs like your math sucks okay.

cuz that's not the correct math the. correct math is if you make drugs. illegal then illegal people sell drugs. you [ __ ] [ __ ] and so now you've. propped up a multi-billion doll industry. South of the Border filled with ruthless. murderers Idaho is the only Cobalt m in. the United States and it's going to. remain so okay so we have some Cobalt. here I'm sure they could find some more. okay maybe we have just enough for us. how about just for us let's like let the. world make their own moral decisions but.

maybe if we we legitimately are the. moral High Ground we could like. encourage the rest of the world to. realize like the same thing we were. talking about earlier about having too. much money like just don't you can't. just think about m a certain point in. time you just you have to just figure. out what's best for everybody yes and in. this situ. if I was the king of the world if I was. the king of America I would say how. about we only make phones that are in.

America y we make americanmade phones. with American we we'll have sanitary. conditions that are safe and you know. provide Health Care all the things that. you would hope someone working a [ __ ]. Cobalt mine would get give him a great. wage like make it so that this is an. even change it's not a negative exchange. protect them from all the and if we knew. that the cobal we're getting in our. phone you don't have to worry these guys. make $100,000 a year they're [ __ ].

well paid they're they they they live in. a great Community okay great now I don't. feel bad about my phone but if you watch. those videos from foxcon you see those. [ __ ] poor people slaving away all day. long in this sweat shop 16 hours a day. they have bunks there and [ __ ] they put. Nets around the building to keep people. from jumping on off that is so wild. instead of changing the conditions these. these people kill you that's crazy. they're like get back to work grab you.

by your hair [ __ ] drag you back down. onto the floor you probably owe them. money or something I mean I don't know. how they [ __ ] do. that yeah it's a tricky one do you feel. you would you would want everything you. use in your everyday life to have a. clean connection to like ethically. sourced materials you know great. relationships with workers no greedy. corporations that are [ __ ] over the. environment everybody would want that I.

think they'd want that if they had. excess I think most people are like. trying to pay their [ __ ] rent and. they're like all right if this is a. little bit cheaper I have a little bit. more money for my family my my parents. who are sick and my kids like I can buy. them another [ __ ] baseball mitt and. so they can't even consider people in. the Congo and I think that's the tricky. thing where like they know it's almost. like. the the the Amazon situation where it's. like most people probably know that. Amazon might not be the best situation. for like mom and pop businesses but it's.

so convenient to them and it's so much. cheaper and it's so efficient that they. just go all right well this is great for. me yeah yeah there's that the the yeah. it is interesting but I think that in. those. circumstances when you know there's. people that just can't afford to buy you. know whatever it is ethically sourced. organically grown all that that there. should be other options but if there was. a clear option that someone could take.

if if a phone. costs, 1,200 bucks right this article I. just looked up uh is saying that cell. phones are not what's driving the Cobalt. price rise it. is it's batteries it's car batteries but. yeah well that was Teslas and [ __ ] but. that but that is what they use them in. cell phones it's like Li I on batteries. eight grams of cobalt is in a cell phone. and how much is in like a 9volt battery. um how.

much Cobalt in a i it's a 9vt but the. rechargeable battery that's okay I I I. to your point you're right it's like um. it's everything Electronics we we're. thinking about it as cell phones but. that's because cell phones are the. primary just dominate method of. communication and just just just how. many podcasts are listen to on cell. phones all of them or is it like 90%. like who if imagine if cell phones were. made illegal and people still had to get.

podcasts like done the M majority of. monitor electric vehicles use these. battery chemistries and lithium nickel. magnes magn mag maganese maganese Cobalt. oxide which have a cathode containing 10. to 20% Cobalt and what was the Cell. Phone 8 G 8 G gr but that's a different. measurement unit right one of them is. percentage Yeah one of them's GRS how. many either way I mean it's it's like.

it's kind of for everything with lithium. ion batteries it does something to. stabilize it you know what it's like. it's like it's almost like asking 4 to. 30 kilograms for a UV 5% okay cell. structure requires a minimum amount of. cobalt about 5% unless lower energy. density lithium ion batteries without. Cobalt are used at the expense of. performance a typical smartphone battery. require only 5 to 20 G of cobalt whereas. an EV requires between 4 and 30. kg whoa It's a lot more it's electric.

cars electric cars are [ __ ] up the. environment oh no isn't that like what a. conundrum life is funny it's not just. the environment it's like I'm when I'm. saying the environment I'm like the. frequency of the earth yes you know like. you're it and until somebody cleans that. up the the the minds and until somebody. actually looks like every electronic. thing with lithium ion batteries is.

connected to this horrific crime against. humanity yeah what are we doing nothing. nothing. wild all the chitter chatter all the. talk about equality and equity and. helping and charity and what about that. we all personally responsible yeah bro. this ain't a secret it's not like a. [ __ ] X Marxist spot in a pirate map. nope this is Google yeah Google and I. had sarth car on my podcast we talked. about it in front of [ __ ] millions of.

people people know it's a thing yeah and. they're not they're not even talking. about it they're not doing [ __ ] it's. inconvenient it's too inconvenient to. care about it's very inconvenient yeah. for all of us yeah we're not going to. stop using our phones Idaho cell phone. company you going to start it that's. should be the name of the company Idaho. cell phone company dude they m they mine. Cobalt let's build like this what if. Apple was smart they'd make a deal okay. like you could buy iPhone you can buy.

iPhone Pro iPhone Pro Max you could buy. that or you could buy Idaho cell phone. company iPhone iPhone it cost $2,000 but. it's made in [ __ ] Idaho and you get. to see the photos of the people that. work in the. factory and you know that everybody's. getting paid well and everybody has. health. insurance you know. you would do it of course 100% it would. be a big status thing to have the Idaho. cell phone company's iPhone yes but that.

is good that that is good we reward. caring about other people 100% we want. that we want that ICC. IC Idaho cell phone. company old school just a [ __ ] like a. the state of Idaho like the way it's on. the map map like on the back just says. ICC and everybody you got a ICC oh [ __ ]. cool bro helping out the.

environment dude this might be dude [ __ ]. a blue check you know what I mean yeah. have your phones made by people who are. getting paid to work that's what a novel. idea you get your own color text it's. not blue it's not green it's free o it's. Freedom right what would be purple like. Prince yeah you get purple text. you get that's all they would have to do. everybody would want a purple text. imagine a guy text a girl with that. purple text she got a text back with her.

shitty Green Oh no it' be the opposite. no guy's going to care for girl House's. green it's like I'll buy her another. phone yeah we going to [ __ ] them yeah. but we're going to we're going to level. them up yeah we're going to make them. care I think the more disturbing thing. would be the woman who has purple that's. a man has green you Hitt with oh no he. hit me with an Android. text Maybe easily interceptable I can't. hit purple with. green I'm not ready for this girl yeah. there's enough colors on my.

palette yeah is it funny like the. Android phone thing is very interesting. like they were joking around about it. because Brian Simpson uses an Android. phone and I have Android Envy CU my main. phone's an iPhone but I have an Android. phone too it's a good [ __ ] phone it's. like there's things that suck though the. fact that you can't send things through. airdrop airdrop is Big well that's what. Apple does. and yeah and iMessage is Big they're. smart they're very smart they know what. they're doing man they're just so great. at creating the moat and like making.

everything so seamless for you they were. all calling Brian Simpson a peasant I'm. like bro he's got a Samsung Galaxy. Galaxy s23 Ultra that's a $1400 $1,500. phone that's not like a cheap phone it's. the same price as a really expensive. iPhone it's the best like Android phone. you can get he's just stuck in a but. once you started with Samsung it was. just it was poor. the thing is it's like you're in a. different little world yeah I'm in that. world I'm part of the narrative I'm like. caught up in it and I know it's [ __ ].

and I know it's not true and I know all. like the facts and I know all like the. what is it the pixels and all that kind. of [ __ ] from the Samsung are better and. I see those videos where Samsung. Compares it to an iPhone and it's way. better in every different version of it. and I'm still like this is it's not way. better it's marginally better Oh I. thought it's like the only thing that's. way better is taking pictures of the. Moon and it turns out it's not really. taking pictures of the that's the best. dude the best the best dude that's why. you got to appreciate nerds man like you. got to appreciate these guys who are.

going out there apprciate factchecking. everything bro they took. a a blurry photo of the Moon on a screen. okay so first of all Samsung was was. claiming that their phone can take 100x. Zoom pictures and they proved it well it. definitely can take 100x Zoom pictures. but you have to understand like the what. it's doing doing with that moonshot is. way stronger than 100x it's doing some. Shenanigans with artificial intelligence.

right because uh 100 if you like do the. 100 zoom on a Galaxy Ultra it's. legitimate Zoom it's not just things. that it knows are going to be there like. the moon because the moon you know the. moon doesn't turn do you know. that what do you mean it doesn't turn. the moon doesn't turn we turn the Moon. is locked into our orbit and we see the. same side of the moon always but we turn. yeah but the Moon Turns with us so it. turns at the exact same rate we turn no. no it follows us so so we're getting the.

version of the Moon exactly at the same. time exactly aren't we so sun is here we. are pick up the skulls yeah. so so This Is Us yeah hold on this is. going to. be this is us right Moon Yeah moon is. rotating around us we're rot around the. Sun exactly so you're saying the Moon is. rotating around us the exact same the. Moon is rotating around us but not. rotating so it's not spinning as it's.

rotating we Spin and it follows us why. doesn't it spin I that that I don't. understand because it follows us like. say look like here's the palm of my hand. well I'll show you right here watch me. watch me here's the palm of my hand. right okay now imagine this is the earth. imagine the Earth is spinning and the. palm of my hand follows the Earth as it. spins but you only see this palm of my. hand you don't see my Knuckles you don't. see the back of my hand you see the palm. of my hand because it never spins so the. moon when we see the moon so like if.

you're looking out and you see the Moon. you see the same Moon every night. because you never see a moon that's. spinning the moon doesn't spin hence. Dark Side of the Moon exactly. ah exactly so that's why it's a moon and. not an individual Planet because it's as. big it's as it's actually bigger than. Pluto right and. locked into the gravity of the Sun but. since it's locked in our gravity exactly. it's a moon. yeah you know that's see see how it.

works see as the earth sprins oh wow the. moon gives us the same face constantly. so we come around and see it because the. moon's gone then the moon's there we. always see the same side alens do you. think aliens and Nazis mostly Nazis. Nazis dude. the aliens pick the worst group of. people to collaborate with or the best. what if aliens just cared about like.

technology so much they're like oh these. guys got some good ideas and they didn't. even learn about any of the other [ __ ]. they just were like who understands. rocket propulsion the best imagine if. they thought about us the same way we. think about like wasps where it's just. like it doesn't matter let kill each. other like but they're really good at. designing engines and eventually we get. up there and we go listen buddy there's. some pretty bad other [ __ ] going on with. the Nazis and we have to explain to them. like what Jewish people are like imagine. that conversation yeah oh well okay but.

the engines are. [Laughter]. amazing BMW is the [ __ ] they're into the. cars they have you seen an SL500 bro E46. bmwm3 shut the [ __ ] up shut up so is. that the thing is that what they think. is that uh is that the conspiracy give. me the conspiracy no facts Associated. whatsoever well the conspiracy is that. there was connections between the Nazis.

and the Occult and this is the thing. that they always talk about like maybe. even. Satanism maybe even summoning evil. entities from other dimensions and that. you know the the real conspiracy is that. like if you think about the amount of. horrific things they did they were. absolutely appor absolutely like. contrary to what we would think of has. been the the best values of human nature. and the whole country got behind this. like how did that happen yeah how did.

they kill so many people yeah if you. were a person who was inclined to and. I'm not saying I'm not yeah I'm not. saying I don't believe in demons and the. in Satan I'm not saying I don't because. I think that's foolish too. imag yeah you see that type of evil you. go okay well maybe that's associated. with something but you got to you got to. think something happened during that. time where the world dipped into a.

darker Dimension than it's ever. experienced in in at least in the. lifetimes of those people that. experienced that like what is that like. what what the [ __ ] causes that you think. that they tap into something they tap. into a dark energy I think it's a part. of everything and maybe a part of us. which is why you can talk about the. Mongols and what the [ __ ] they did and. why talk about the CES and now it took. like a hundred years for people to. conquer Texas cuz they just kept getting. slaughtered unbelievable everybody got.

slaughtered well they also had that. horse Tech they have horse Tech they. also had multiple arrows in their. fingers and these dudes had muskets it. was musket time it wasn't until they. came up with the Colt 45 it wasn't Colt. 45 it was um the revolver yeah Colt. revolver C revolver Colt revolver was. the the first time they ever could shoot. more than one at a time and it changed. the game not enough spoken about that in. history and how that like carved out. America on the planet did the CT 45.

create it wasn't a c 45 whatever the. revolver create America it kind of did. because if someone didn't come up you. know they didn't think that was. necessary in war so they weren't even. going to like utilize it and then the. Texas Rangers were the first people to. go I think I see a [ __ ] need to shoot. multiple bullets cuz these guys got four. rapid fire these guys were riding on. horseback shooting under the horse's. neck so they would they would dip. themselves on the side they would hold.

on to the side of the horse and they. would shoot past the horse's neck what. is holding them on the side they. s they would do bear back they would. hold on they they had incredible grip. with their legs but they would they had. like different reins and things and ways. they would hold on to the horses but you. would just hang on to the horse and. shoot underneath its body so it used its. body as a shield a [ __ ]. Shield until bang bang bang.

bang good luck and then they're like oh. no it's over apparently there's um. there's some wild stories about uh. medicine men that bless their Warriors. they like you know there were real. Shaman and then there was also conmen. even in the world of Native Americans. like we to think about Native Americans. like they were you know they were in. tune with the land they snake oil sales. they only they had snake oil they did so. they had fake medicine men they would.

tell them I will put spell on you and. you will never be killed by The White. Man's bullet and so they would do this. [ __ ] they were just making it up and. then all of a sudden this dude's got a. Henry rifle and he's shooting from 200. yards the Henry rifle is the uh a Henry. rifle is like an old school wild west. rifle and they were shooting people what. is what does a Henry rifle look like it. is a pump action right the old school. ones show me a photo of one them old. school say well the Henry Rifles they. still make Henry Rifles today they make.

some dope rifles but this is back then. and then this dude's head's exploding a. 100 yards away and they're like oh no. cuz now they're realizing these guys can. shoot from really far they can shoot. from several hundred yards away with. some of these like more modern rifles. well that that's a like when did rifles. become accurate cuz my understanding of. the muskets was it was kind of a guess. kind of a guess right like it right like. I I I was reading a little bit about. muskets and it was like I think it was. it wasn't until they did like the spiral.

Barrel or something like that it's. called rifling that's why it's called a. rifle see the difference between a rifle. and a musket is not just the way the you. know the powder knocks you had a flint. and the Flint would make a spark it. would light the gunpowder and the ball. would go but a a rifle actually has. rifling so there's like a pattern to the. barrel the inside bu bu spinning okay so. you shot that Arrow today right if if. you notice the back of the arrow it has. fletchings those are the WIS on it yes.

exactly now in the old days those were. feathers yeah they would use them to. steer the arrow but now we use like a. plastic and those feathers those are a a. AE Max veins and so they're all like at. a at an angle and there's four of them. so as that arrows coming it's twisting. and turning you want the turn because. the the spin is what creates the. accuracy exactly it keeps it accurate. and then there's also broadheads that. accentuate the damage that caused up by. the Spin there's this type of broad.

Broadhead called a single bevel. Broadhead so like this is a real Native. American Broadhead that's a real one so. this would be the tip of an arrow yes. this is been an arrow that was you know. who knows how many hundreds of years old. before someone pulled it out of the. ground yeah yeah that's old as. [ __ ] I mean maybe it was from the 1800s. maybe it was from the. 1700s but so that is an ancient. Broadhead right now a modern one they. have ones that have a an edge like this.

on one side but not on the other and. what happens is so like see how there's. an edge here and there's an edge here on. both sides okay if you if it's beveled. in on both sides to a point it looks. like a like a teepe right but if it's. only on one side it looks like that and. when it's on one side it causes it to. spin through the body cavity oh so it. justs up your body when it gets in yeah. it continues to spin that's called a.

single bevel Broadhead oh it's like a a. holot tip their version of a Holo tip bu. their version of a Hol tip but very good. because it penetrates bone because it's. a single blade there's a lot going on. with those things man when you see in. the movies where they um where they do. the thing where they snap the arrow mhm. M and they pull it out I guess the other. side you could do that is that how you. okay let's say you get shot with an. arrow Arrow stuck is it just yank out. the opposite way or is it snap no you.

want to push it through and then push it. through yeah if it's it's poking out. your back definitely don't try to pull. it back 100% also leave it in if you get. shot with an arrow and it's poking out. of your body leave it in and get to a. hospital uh because you'll be able to. stop the bleeding hopefully in the. hospital but if it just starts to go the. arrow in your body will help stop. bleeding far more than pulling the arrow. freay then everything would just. bleed oh the and then also like the uh. what is this this guy got hit by it oh.

my God he shot on the on the eyeball. during a riot he got shot on the eyeball. with an arrow oh my God uh that's so. insane how much accuracy how much. accuracy do you have when you're. shooting uh a parabola so you're not. shooting straight like we did today but. when you're going for distance and it's. just up in the air like you see the uh. in like medieval fights right how much. accuracy is that like just [ __ ]. playing well you never do that right. like if you're trying to shoot an animal. is that you mean no no I mean like when.

it's like human human it's like you're. just shooting you to judge it yeah it's. a it's like throwing a softball like I. don't do that kind of archery so I'm. speaking a little bit Out Of Tune but. um when you throw a softball like if you. throw a lot of balls or a hard ball you. get accustomed to like how it feels when. you let that that ball go and you know. where that catch with football if if. you're going long you're just sending it. yeah yeah you don't get as much. information from an arrow a bow and.

arrow because it's like you're launching. something whereas this you're throwing. something but it's kind of similar in. that there's a feedback loop and then as. you shoot more arrows you get more and. more accustomed to knowing where that. arrow is going to go with distance but. it's a brutal process of elimination and. information and calculation and it's not. easy like what we did today is so much. easier than like a recurve bow when you.

just have like a wood bow and you're. like like you have to release it. yourself you're using your fingers to. let it go I I mean I don't have any ego. to to say that there's no way I could. hold it back and maintain the accuracy. well it's like something El it's like. anything else you have to build on it. like you you wouldn't just get good at. it really quick strength dude like that. is yeah it was it when when you when I. pulled it back and it locked I was like. okay I can kind of focus on this front.

part yeah a bit but then my my hand is. all [ __ ]. shaky John doing a John Dudley doing a. 500 yard bow shot it kind of comes down. it doesn't go like straight it comes. down this thing oh yeah for sure because. you know you got to think it's not going. that fast like calculating wind and [ __ ]. oh yeah you definitely would for. that I mean that's so he's just trying. to land on his. Target far yeah that's just.

crazy John did a thing for us back at on. it where he shot Jesus. Christ got something in my throat save. that voice we got shows tonight Joe yeah. it's not like a it's like a swallowed. something John had a um I think it was. 120 yard shot into a kettle bell yeah. this is it look at this I mean this is. great so he shot it into the handle of a. gorilla kettle bell look at that bam how.

crazy it's crazy oh it was lit right. yeah his lighted knocks but you know how. Wild that is that shot. he I mean that's. insane but you can't do that with a. regular. bow like a recurve bow that that's. that's not available you can only do. that with a compound bow. but they did have some recurve bows that. would be like the Mongols had ones that. would take 160 pounds to draw back so if.

you think about the was what 80 80 so. that one was 80 now imagine double that. and you have to hold it it's like and. then aim it I mean they must have just. been [ __ ]. jerked they must have been 160 lb bows. that's crazy I want to learn I want to. read more about that. like I just want yeah just what is the. competitive Advantage with all these. different groups like what what was the. Romans competitive Advantage do you know. if I had a guess um they had a a high.

level of sophistication when it came to. military strategy they had um you know I. mean they had so much money I think AIG. part of it how does it not have to I. mean if you're going to arm your people. and you want to pay them and pay your. soldiers you want to give them [ __ ]. armor and weapons and [ __ ] like the more. money you have the more weapons more. what is that money coming from resources. stealing from people so that's they're. just like going in they're taking all. the [ __ ] and then I would imagine. there's a lot of things going on wa wait.

that actually makes sense that that if. if your business is you're essentially. like a pirate like if your business is. just conquesting and stealing you need. to continue to expand the Empire to. continue to feed it yeah and then the. bigger the Empire gets the less that. money affects the rest of the Empire so. you reach a certain level where you just. can't sustain it yes oh wow yeah that. makes perfect sense yeah you just go. crazy yeah you go crazy like a like the.

son of a rich man who's doing coke in a. mansion you just go [ __ ]. CRA bro that's what they said no that's. what they said that guy was what was his. name oh [ __ ] um and they said it was the. lead. pipes um he he didn't drink from the. water uh Marcus aurelus is son was oh. Commodus no no no no what was Marcus R. son the evil son right yeah Zeno Zeno. Zen.

uh doesn't matter but but I guess they. said that um walking in Phoenix yeah. comus oh you're right I was right okay. maybe it wasn't a function of just like. this guy came up in extreme wealth and. opportunity and whatever maybe it was a. function of like they didn't understand. the lead pipes made you [ __ ] crazy. and for the first time he was he was. every bit of water that he drank was. from those lead pipes oh my for the. first time think about it you no way he. was the first person like that that.

generation was the first generation well. Aurelius was was aelius born into it I. don't know because when I was in Rome. and I was looking at is this like a. widely studied Theory the this was the. guy told me in uh in um when I was at. the Coliseum definitely an article in. science about it did lead poisoning. bring down an they didn't know for them. like the idea that there was there was. like water and there was accessible. water that was actually good for you was. for the rich only and what if that's all. you had of course you're going to go. crazy because at the beginning of his. Reign he wasn't that crazy and then my.

man just went wild so wow yeah it could. have been the lead Place tap water from. anci. R 100 times more lead than local spring. water and all the poor people don't have. [ __ ] Plumbing so they're getting. water from a river isn't that a little. bit of karma isn't that a little bit of. karma life works in mysterious. sometimes the universe oh it will it. sometimes the universe just sends you a. message you remember when Heather. McDonald blacked out on stage she was.

talking about the vaccine I mean I don't. mean to diss on her she's a nice lady. but has there ever been a time where the. universe is like yo bro have you seen. there's a compilation like have you seen. the the the the the the in like the gay. dancing where they do like the. fall yes I have that yes compation a all. the different people of all the people. like falling as part of the gain and. then Heather just dropping but she was. she was really going off about how proud. she was about like being boosted you.

know a few times and hilarious yeah but. it's like the universe is like hey hey. hey you're going too far you guys are. going too far this whole [ __ ] world's. going too far how about that yeah yeah. drop that's why people believe in God. well okay stuff like that maybe there is. a [ __ ] someone watching over this I. hope so I hope so too and what if. religion is just the language that you. can speak to him and he speaks to you. yeah cuz they all more or less say the. same things very similar and and what if.

they're up there they're going I don't. really mind what language you speak as. long as you're doing these things. because I think it will help you it's. not even like a narcissism thing which. it's like hey if you do these things. you're probably going to live a better. life and enjoy this life this gift that. I've given you yeah I wonder if that's. it because yeah what is it that Pascal's. wager have you heard of that yeah I I. kind of subscribed to that I was raised. with no religion but it's like I'd. rather live life thinking there was a. God that's Jordan Peterson's position.

too yeah I I think there's something to. it there's certainly could be do. you you think it you think there's. someone out there I don't think we. should think of it as a. someone cuz I have a feeling that's part. of the problem like we pretended God. some dude in a skirt [ __ ] robe in the. sky you know they wear wear clothes and. back before they had cell phones like. what God really what is that like why.

why are we depicting him like that yeah. if you just are honest about how people. tell stories if you just really just. don't don't think about um what you know. to be true and what you believe and what. your faith tells you just like what you. know about human beings and stories. every time human beings have told a. story like if you wanted to talk to. someone from Oliver North's family about. like what happened with Rick Ross and.

cocaine sales and South Central Los. Angeles did they use the money to fund. the cont versus the the Sistas nicara. like what never his family doesn't. believe that right because they have a. very specific narrative and then 100. years from now Ronald Reagan be like the. greatest most noble American that's ever. lived and to some people he is today. so it's like these narratives shift and. swing and change over time depending on. who tells them which is why censorship. is so dangerous and it's why ideological.

narratives are so dangerous because if. you don't tell me the truth about. history I don't know what to not [ __ ] up. again but what is the truth about how we. treat each other I feel like there is a. truth there yeah and I think there are. what you can J judge a religion by like. um by it by its fruit. like there's a reason why judism was. successful there's a reason why. Christianity comes around and it's. successful and there's a reason why. Islam comes around as successful it has.

to have fruit it can't just be I'm. forcing you to do this the people have. to enjoy what they're getting from it. for it to be successful 100% yeah so. they needed it in the time you know like. I I almost wonder if you look at. religions as like like girlfriends like. like every new one is a reaction to the. last one like Judaism was like very. strict and there's all these rules and. you have you can't eat this and you. can't do that and then like Christianity. comes around and it's just like hey bro. I love you you know I mean like hey hey.

you did something [ __ ] up I love you. you know I mean like there's it's right. like there's some just say you're sorry. say that's it that's it that's it say. you're sry say you're sorry and I love. you come to heaven and then like then it. got too crazy maybe like not too crazy. but then maybe it was taking advantage. of too much it was like I don't even. need much from you and then people were. like all right well I'm not going to do. much and then Islam comes around it's. like oh you weren't even praying once. every. week like now you're going to do it five.

times a day five times a day yeah happy. Ramadan by the way I think today is the. first day of Ramadan yeah yeah yeah but. like I don't know I just feel like it's. a function of like what humans might. need like I almost think about. like like what is popular now in in. society and culture like these these. figures like Jordan is a perfect example. like you're a perfect example like I. think we as As Americans have kind of. like left religion we still need the. structure yeah and like even like. telling somebody get in a nice bath in.

the morning like that's a religious act. maybe it's not done for God but there's. a consistency there there's something. that you do that makes you feel good. like I feel like we've found a way to. like allart the different structures. that religion provided us now that we. don't have religion yeah I'm glad you. said that about the ice path because I. think that sometimes it is a ritual for. me and it's also like a silent thing or. I'm doing it completely by myself and. and the just commitment to it I think. there's something also it's like super.

uncomfortable and when it's super. uncomfortable but you still do it every. day it's like you get like a little bit. of you win one little battle every day. what about religion has to be. comfortable for you yeah religion. doesn't have to be comfortable that's. why there's something good in that one. it's like that there's like a physical. barrier that you have to get through for. three minutes every day and if you can. get through that barrier like you will. have like a better day it seems so. stupid I mean I'll be honest with you. bro I I ain't doing that [ __ ] I tried it. I I can't I I don't like the cold bro.

you think I like it I think you like. defeating. it you don't defeat it you never win I. think you like Challenge and I think you. like conquering challenge you just to. you don't conquer this you just tolerate. it that's the best part you can never is. that the win though you never win it's. going to be 34° to the End of Time how. long can you hang out in there you don't. win you know you never win with the cold.

BL maybe that's the you can't defeat you. can't be like I am the [ __ ] Freez man. you know even whm Hoff has to get out of. the ice bath you have to get out you'll. die so maybe that's the humility maybe. that's like uh it's related to something. like the Jiu-Jitsu of it like you're. going to get tapped by somebody right. there's something that for sure and. maybe we need that maybe we need to be. humble it's healthy for us to be hum I. think you need something that takes away. your ability to control it and it the.

cold plunge is uniquely good because. it's voluntary like no one's forcing you. to do it you climb in there you you have. a little Victory by getting yourself in. there and then you like watch a timer. and count it down and when three minutes. are up you get out and you won you won. you did it it sucked you didn't want to. do it but you did it so now the whole. day is like you know how to suck it up. you know how to deal with [ __ ] you. know how to overcome something that's. not fun and you did it on purpose and.

it'll Aid you it'll Aid you in other. things other things that are frustrating. or you know but you're you're on it it's. like at a time where we can look at our. phone and be distracted and feel good. whenever we want at a time where we can. get a nice cozy feeling of distraction. whenever we want we're forcing ourselves. to do things that are inconvenient yeah. yeah that make us. suffer it's very important through that. suffering we find I think it's very. important some happiness yeah I think it. helps it it I think your body is.

designed to overcome a certain amount of. anxiety and stress and adversity and. challenges and fear and if you don't. burn that out I think that's why so many. people are on medications I I think they. think they need medication to get. through life and I think you need life. to get through medication that's what I. think you're more resilient than you. realize yeah. test that's what sports does yes yeah.

you need to test your resilience think. about this thing that we talked about. with this with Randall Carlson and. Graham Hancock's theory about the comet. impacts from 12,000 years. ago modern civilization as you know. people talk about it today started the. way we talk about it today in you know. like in conventional academic circles. they say it started 6,000 years ago yeah. that means that if Graham is right and. Randall is right and their their theory.

is right that means that people lived in. utter. barbarism for. 6,000 years before they started to. reinvent Agriculture and. Mathematics for. 6,000 years they probably slay each. other with sticks and rocks seems Seems. hard to believe no not really yeah not. at all oh you think it is I think it's I. think that is what happened I think I.

think in certain places I think that. happened I think in other places there. was remnants of the ancient technology. and I think they live in different ways. perhaps yeah perhaps but not a lot of. evidence the evidence shows that like. Mesopotamia particular like Su like that. seems to be the oldest [ __ ] that we can. find yeah in terms of like until these. Randle Carlson Graham Hancock type. theories came along nobody entertained. the thought of like the pyramids being. older or the Sphinx being older like it.

wasn't until like the 1990s that people. started talking about that they've. always just like assumed the timeline. was accurate and that timeline was like. 6,000 years ago ancient Sumer they there. it's the first mathematics the first. written language it's uh like a version. of some of the stories from the biblical. flood you know the EP Epic of Gilgamesh. which comes from this ancient saman. culture very similar to Noah's Arc a.

little bit very similar but you find. these similar stories everywhere because. it happened and it happened in different. places because it was a common thing. flood was common yeah cataclysm was. maybe common not just that but. instantaneous flooding and cataclysm. that comes from meteor slam into the. [ __ ] ice caps yeah or think about how. they would react to a hurricane I mean. think about how simple we view a. hurricane and what that does or tornado. the damage that does to a city now.

that's a city that has like buildings. made of concrete and stone imagine tents. right imagine people living more or less. outside the devastation that that would. cause it's a different life the part of. the world that has the most hurricanes. Caribbean is it. Caribbean I would assume I would assume. the Caribbean makes sense right like. warmer water right like the Atlantic is. a warmer water come up from Africa cross. over and then they hit the Caribbean and.

I don't know like I wonder if you could. like tie uh cultural attributes to uh. cataclysm like. um you look you go to the Caribbean and. there's like this incredible like love. and kindness and support like Latin. culture that you feel and it's just like. yeah maybe we should focus on that [ __ ]. maybe we should help each other out. maybe we don't need to build a. skyscraper maybe we need to dance today. maybe right because the [ __ ] Sky Gods. might come down and wipe out your whole. village Japan is actually number one on.

that list country's most exposed to. Tropical Cyclones worldwide in 2022 like. it makes sense that like up wow Japan's. number one well they have the. Philippines oh yeah yeah the Cyclones. and [ __ ] then the Bahamas and then South. Korea yeah Antigua and baruda that's in. is Barbuda Barbados no different place. yeah um China Cuba of course Cuba right. Dominican Republic Cuba Vietnam Mexico. Dominica then Mexico of course I imagine. Florida not even on the list they don't.

even touch. them now what about tornadoes is is that. like exclusively an American problem. well I would want to know how the. natives spoke about tornadoes right cuz. they're the ones who probably had to. deal with them for a thousand years the. [ __ ] they imagine trying to get away. from tornado on a horse horseback oh my. God USA owns that category oh my God. what's that USA owns that cat why like. oh we own it yeah most most destructive. oneu number one bit what is that TSH.

choke uh uh that's that's why they're so. fat in Oklahoma so they'll stay on the. ground bro TSH is a goat man dude oh. love TSH anyway uh yeah I don't know I. just I think I think you can like I. don't know I think you can look at. culture and the way that it is evolved. through the circumstances they had to. deal with it's like you look at like. Canadians right and a lot of people like. oh Canadians are so nice and it's like. think about how difficult life was in.

Canada before big cities I'm talking. about go to Calgary I'm talking about go. to Edmonton like yeah your neighbor is. going to be nice to you when your life. is dependent on it yeah it's negative 90. [ __ ] 90 degrees we all have a cattle. farm or horses and the hay isn't there. and we need to feed them I need to be. able to go to you and be like hey do you. have some hay cuz all my cattle are. going to [ __ ] die that's going to. create some kindness you live in New. York where like the elements aren't. going to affect it that much and like. you can kind of check out for most.

things and as long as the water's pretty. good and the food yeah we can be rude to. one another because we can afford to be. we don't rely on each other as much. exactly yeah so it's like culture is is. is like dependent on like the how much. you need to rely on one another and like. what the elements provide you yeah. that's a good way looking at it yeah. look how you think like how like like. how disciplined and how good the. engineering of the Germans were but like. you had to be on top of your [ __ ]. game if you're living in that freezing.

Mountain weather right yeah why were. they good it's a good question they were. so good they were so good at engineering. was there like a focus on intelligence. was there a focus on like studying was. there a focus on I wish I knew the. answer to that but there there had to be. something because I think Audi Mercedes. BMW Volkswagen Porsche they were. teaching that stuff there before the. United States was the Industrial. Revolution played a critical role in C.

catapulting Germany into engineering. stardom The Dresden Academy of Engineers. was founded in. 1743 where subjects such as mathematics. Fortress construction. hilarious but you also look at like. mechanics and the study of Machinery. where where's uh where all of like the. great um uh classic. what is it called um music all the great. classical juliard no no no the classical. composers okay I think most of them are. from Germany as well like Germany must. have experienced like a level of.

opulence for an extended period of time. where like they could just go I'm going. to be an Orchestra conductor like that's. that's a [ __ ] got to be good for a while. a long time where your job is blowing. into a [ __ ] horn right like think. about like in human history how long has. it been where you could blow into a horn. for a living so maybe they just had that. for hundreds of years and because of. that they could develop all this crazy. [ __ ] while everybody's basically trying. to stay alive trying to get to another. season like hoping it rains could be.

well there certainly has to be some sort. of an effect dual education system back. long long time ago where they would. split up a theoretical and practical. knowledge wow the study program combines. the technical knowledge with the. commercial expertise and is building. networks between the subjects which can. be essential for the later job World cuz. this is what Germany had France had the. thinkers MH but they're like we're not. going to do [ __ ] philosophers smoke.

cigarettes get my dick sucked let's. exactly I'm going to get my dick sucked. yeah guy girl don't matter yeah right. but like what are you saying freedom. [Laughter]. fries but Germany was like now we need. some science too yeah so France it's. called out here we need better. engines and France was just like how. many different espressos can we make. imagine if those [ __ ] came up. with a bomb first the French no the.

Germans they're probably pretty close. where did uh Einstein come from. Germany I put Einstein well Oppenheimer. too right where's he from Operation. Paperclip oppenheimer's not from. operation oh yeah paper wasn't that. mostly NASA scientists though but. weren't they all from uh all rocketry. you know Rockets were used to deliver. bombs too like the the rocketry program.

in Berlin was insane like rer Von braa. was an absolute legitimate Nazi who was. in charge of a rocket Factory in Berlin. where they would hang the slowest Jews. in front of the rocket Factory so when. people would walk through they would. realize like this is the penalty if you. Works. low that's wer Von braa and we that's. the guy we [ __ ] brought him over from. from the Nazis to run our NASA program. to get us to the Moon is that like the.

version is that like Michael Jackson. what do you mean where like the work is. so good you just like forget about the. [ __ ] [ __ ] right. like 1943 United States uh launched the. alos mission a foreign intelligence. product focused on learning the extent. of Germany's nuclear program by 1944. however the evidence was clear the. Germans had not come close to developing. a bomb and had only Advanced to.

preliminary research wow how far away do. you think it came from us going from. preliminary research to the Manhattan. Project like how long was. that thank God they didn't do it though. Jesus CHR just imagine thereo oh isn't. that dope that's those Japanese AR made. it for. me that sick Bro the Japanese are on. some [ __ ] bro definitely we need to look. into you that's the only people that the. Mongols didn't take over and why cuz the.

samurai [ __ ] them up the Mongols. showed up and they tried to take over. Japan on several occasions more than one. occasion and every time they were met. with these [ __ ] dudes who actually. knew how to fight and were sword trained. were shooting arrows at distances and. they're like whoa what the [ __ ] is going. on here like they were like the if you. think about Samurai what the [ __ ] was a. samurai like [ __ ] Japan was the origins. of karate Judo jiujitsu all that [ __ ]. came out of Japan but we're talking.

about feudal Japan like we're talking. about kingdoms and such cycl saved. Japanese have always attributed their. Victory to storms and that wrecked the. Mongols fleets during both attempted. invasions in 197 excuse me 1274 and. 1281 They concluded that Japan was. protected from Invasion by divine wind. or. kamakaze which was invoked in World War. II to inspire Pirates Pilots to launch. suicide attacks on Allied ships so it.

could be storms but also they fought. they definitely had hand toand combat. and a samurai was like what is the. equivalent of that today is that like a. is that a military dude or is that like. a street dude I mean eventually they. became Ronin there was like a period of. time during u m m era where there were. mostly like Samurai without a master and. they would have like one-on-one duels. that's like the book of five rings is. based on mamoto Musashi's writings about.

I don't know book the greatest book of. strategy and like it was a guy who. killed 62 men at least 60 60 men in. oneon-one. armed like like sword fights cuz you. could come up to someone and just be. like it's they would make Duss they. would decide to to have duels and I. don't know to the death to the death. with swords [ __ ] and Musashi killed. everybody he was that he became the. boogeyman yeah he became the Boogeyman.

and but his philosophy. was that to be a great swordsman you had. to be good at calligraphy you had to be. good at poetry you had to be able to to. make art bro imagine the dude that. killed your dad was a. poet bro imagine imag imagine imagine. your dad died and then the next day he's. like flowers are green flowers are. blue I don't think we're talking about. like ha cus I think we're talking about.

different kinds of poetry but he's. trying to be well-rounded I guess 100%. yeah that any holes in your game any. like fake [ __ ] will expose itself in. one-on-one combat I wonder if like like. John Jones would be the modern-day. version of the elite Samurai. well like are we looking at these guys. like these UFC dudes are we like oh this. the this is the modern day version of it. we just have a structure for them to. operate in it's sort of like that but.

it's it's it's actually probably more. satisfying to the fighter because you're. a modern-day version in a thing where. you're not going to get killed right but. you're you well you could get killed. right there is that reality most likely. you won't they have very good medical. staff but there's also that you are. competing with your willpower your. Technique your knowledge your your your. your [ __ ] physical gifts and you're.

doing it in front of the world yeah and. the rewards like if you want to be Jon. Jones like good luck it's a lot of work. but if you get to be Jon Jones like wow. imagine that feeling imagine that. feeling of strangling seral gone like. [ __ ] minute into the F and everybody. being like wow he's the goat that's it. the baddest man on the planet he's the. goat yeah there's no no one thinks like. Tyson Fury could beat Jon Jones in a. fight isn't that [ __ ] interesting no.

one thinks that Tyson doesn't think that. you want to talk about who's the baddest. man in the planet if John Jones and. Tyson Fury are locked into a room game. over I'm pushing all my chips on. black I'm just. [ __ ] tell you something I'm might. tell you something Tyson Fury an amazing. boxer he doesn't have a [ __ ] chance. in hell of making it out of that room. crazy he has no chance of making it out. of that room isn't that crazy zero. chance so if he would have to like catch. John he to catch him immediately.

immediately with one punch and I just. don't see that happening man you the. threat of the takedown looms so large. that shot will come so. unexpectedly when he gets his hands. around you You' be so stunned so what is. that like being John like what is that. like thinking there isn't another man on. the. planet that could do anything to you in. hand-to-hand combat pretty.

awesome [ __ ] yeah I'm sure he feels. great [ __ ] yeah pretty. nice wow it's uh it's also a fleeting. thing right cuz when you get to be 40. and 42 and 43 it goes away yeah and. that's the beauty of it at all yeah what. about his brothers do do you think he. thinks he could [ __ ] up his brothers. dude what great sperm good question yeah. I mean just Talent mhm just unbelievable.

talent and then will too like it's not. only the abil it's not only the genetics. it's like all of them have committed. themselves to something and raised to. the top of it like I think it's also. them competing against each other I. think that's a factor that makes them so. good cuz there's three Elite alpha males. in the house together don't you think. it's like he they had to be raised in a. culture where competition was valued. 100% yeah but also just having three. Elite athletes grow up together like. they're competing with each other every.

day in the [ __ ] house so you're like. you're always on edge there was that. story about uh oh God who was that there. was a baseball player where like his. cousin was an elite pitcher and I forget. this baseball player's name and like. um uh [ __ ] I'm forgetting he played for. the Yankees we played for a bunch of. teams but it's like his cousin who I. kind of grew up with was like an elite. pitcher and it's like of course he has. the fastest risks in the business. because since he's been [ __ ] 9 years. old he's had an elite pitcher pitching. at him in their backyard who and he's.

been turning that [ __ ] bat over. non-stop trying to figure it out that's. what you need right that's what you need. right that's what you need yeah there's. no substitute for uncomfortable. things and sucking at something is. uncomfortable and the only way you get. better at something is like realize that. as good as you think you are at it. there's other levels and that like if if. you think you can [ __ ] hit that fast. ball cuz like you just know you're just. different like no you don't you don't.

know [ __ ] until you actually do it then. you strike out you feel like a loser. right yeah that's the point yeah like. the point like of all these things it's. like you're chasing some sort of. agulation excitement of Excellence but. also you're killing your ego cuz your. ego is the only thing that's going to. [ __ ] you up the your ego is going to lie. to you lie to you about how good you are. about something you think about you. instead of think about the task you're. going to allocate resources to deal with. this childless [ __ ] while you really.

should have been thinking about the. thing you're doing like in the zone like. what keeps you from doing that fear fear. of people ridiculing you fear of failure. fear of it's all ego all of it yeah it's. almost like you need it you need enough. ego to try yeah that's it and then not. too much and then you just need strength. after that yeah you need to substitute. the ego for willpower just resilience. sheer resilience but then again ego. sometimes like causes people to do. amazing [ __ ] you need some people with.

some [ __ ] ego how's Kanye West get. where he is without ego facts Steve Jobs. how does he get there how does any how. does he get there show me a person that. has changed the world what's that dude. from Microsoft Steve balber is that his. name oh dude bounces around yeah yeah. the guy owns Clippers I love this. company like danc. I kind of want him cuz he was the guy. who was like making the sales I believe. that he was really pushing it yeah I. want him to sell me on something bro. Play that video let's end with this cuz. I got to pee and I'm.

hungry. F get up he's yelling everybody to get. up bro this is a software company they. sell a [ __ ] computer operating system. okay like look at this guy. Bro Look at that bro think about all the. Nerds out there in the world that needed. this goddamn Maniac at the Helm of the. company BN in America bro he'd be a.

mentally [ __ ] farmer in try. to. love this company he loves this company. I love this. company that's too much he's so out of. breath his cardio is straight dog [ __ ]. let's go sweat ra love you brother's I. love you too you're the man thank you. very much for coming down here so I was. so happy when you're coming it means a. lot to me for you to come here and I'll.

be back cuz it's uh we're trying to do. something cool here it's a special place. cool people come down I think everybody. should come down check it out I mean. that not only say that to comedians but. like the people it's it's a very special. place and check out both rooms like if. you're coming for the weekends I I would. really say definely catch a little show. catch catch a little show a Big Show and. just feel even if you're watching the. same comic in the different rooms like. feel feel that difference like what are. they're doing how does it how does the. material change like indeed yeah yeah. check that out all right bye everybody.

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