Joe Rogan Experience #1952 - Michael Malice

[Music]. by night. hey Michael malice how are you my friend. I am doing outstanding always good to. see you no one's ever said that to me. before I love you come on. I think I've said it you know I love you. what's in the box man what's in the box. so Alfred Hitchcock yeah great film.

director love Alfred Hitchcock made this. comment about the difference between. surprise and suspense right yes so. surprise is a bomb goes off there's five. seconds of surprise people are like okay. what happened suspense is when the. audience knows something that the. characters don't so you have Cary Grant. drinking tea with his girlfriend and. there's a bomb under the table and for. 10 minutes they're just perfectly calm. and there's a bomb. so you are a lot nicer to your audience. than I am which is probably why you're a.

lot more popular than I am so can we. wait like a five minutes before we show. us in the Box sure we can wait an hour I. don't give a [ __ ] okay we have a fun. surprise we got all day uh the this is. from one of the many friends I've met. here in Austin and every opportunity I. have to talk about how much I love. Austin I will absolutely [ __ ] take. um I am so giddy to be here I'll tell. you this story a couple of my friends. just came to visit. I've known them since high school yeah. Andrea Nanette and they reminded me of.

this story that they had done when they. were in their 30s old enough to know. better so there's a city in Ohio called. Twinsburg have you heard of this no so. Twinsburg every year has twin parades. and you can go when you're Twins and. March in the parades and hang out with. other twins Andrea and Annette who are. unrelated and don't look alike at all. decided you know what we're gonna do. we're gonna just go and pass off as. identical twins even though you can go. there as fraternal twins there may have.

been some fake birth certificates. involved I can't say that for legal. reasons do you have to show birth. certificates to get in the parade well. if you're going to March this identical. twins and register as them you have to. show birth certificates now mind you. they could have gone for free but they. decided to pay the money to go as. identical twins so they got the same. haircuts dressed the same they took part. in medical research so if you still have. cancer it's because of them and they end. up Marching In the identical twin parade. with all the black people for some.

reason. okay so it's just what does it have to. do with the box it's just these are just. friends of mine who are just here. visiting Austin this box is what's in. the box is made from some other people. that I was friends here in Austin the. point being everyone's coming through. here uh just week after week I I want to. give you an update Bridget fantasy is. closed in her house yeah she's a good. friend of mine yeah and mine too her. husband jaren's gonna be staying with me. in two weeks while he checks out the. updates so it's it's Deborah so is going. to be here visiting in May oh is she.

really yes she's escaped from Canada. she's escaping from Canada did they let. her come over here and and she'll be. able to be here in May so right now you. can't fly it unless you're vaccinated. correct I think America is the only. country where that is the situation. protecting us Michael it's it's keeping. us it's legal to come here if you have. kovid but not if you're not vaccinated. well that makes sense yeah it's just. absolutely crazy but May 11th people. will be able to come here and and. absolutely visit thank God they're. waiting until May because it's March.

they postpone you need a couple of. months yeah make sure you got it ready. you're supposed to be April they. postponed until May so I mean are you. not loving what's been happening with. this city yeah I love the city in large. part don't you think uh I don't know I. mean I'm very happy if anybody thinks. that but it's just an amazing City it's. just we're very lucky to be here it's. really special it's very unusual I feel. like we're an unprecedented times. because this is the only time in. American history to my knowledge where a.

red state is going to be a cultural. center uh because you remember like New. York in the 70s Paris in the 20s. obviously Paris is in the country but. you when you have all these different. groups uh Venn diagramming together it. becomes something bigger than the sum of. its parts so we've got the biohacker. people here we've got the Bitcoin people. here we've got the Whole Foods crowd the. cool your crowd you're honor people you. got the podcasters you've got the. comedians you know it's just it's. amazing it's musicians.

yeah the music Capital incredible the. music here is incredible it's so good. and it's so accessible yeah you can go. out any night there's bars on 6th Street. on any night that have amazing bands. playing that's how we found out about. Ellis Bullard would you what is that. place called The White what the White. Horse what's that uh bar called. I think it's the white horse uh cool. little [ __ ] bar like real cool like. little [ __ ] shitty pool table and and. there's like maybe 15 20 people in there. and there's this Honky Tonk dude on.

stage and I'm like this guy is [ __ ]. amazing his band's incredible I'm like. how good is this music. and the thing I'm really happy about. here as opposed to New York or La is. people are appreciative of being here. they're not too cool for school right. there's none of this like Ugh you know. my friend Lux she had this great line. about if you are asked about an app uh. just say oh I was that on that for a. while it sucked so like you could just. pass you could pass it any party oh yeah. I tried that for a while it suck but we.

don't have that here people are actually. enthusiastic I think the comedy scenes. here is amazing the comedy scene here is. insane I just saw Neil hamburger a. couple weeks ago got my favorite. comedian it's funny man that dude is. very funny he opened up for Louie once I. saw him at the Irvine Improv and I was. like dude that guy's so good did they. did they get it yeah well there's comedy. fans there okay you know it's like first. of all I think a good first of all if. he's opening up for Louie he's going to. be really funny right like Louie has. some Oddball people open up for him like.

he had Jay London open up for him in uh. in L.A you don't you know who Jay London. is Jay London is a guy I did my very. first show with like on V I think it was. like VH1 or something like that or maybe. it might not have even been that good of. a network this one was like shitty. stand-up Spotlight something shows and. uh he was on Last Comic Standing and for. a while like caught some heat he's a. very eccentric guy like when I met him. out here in La I met him in New York and.

then I saw him out here in LA in like. 2000 2001 around there and then when I. met him he was like selling stuff on the. street like he was selling like after uh. September 11th he was selling like. American flags because everybody's. putting American flags in their car like. the suction cup once yeah so he's like. this [ __ ] strange sort of character. but he's really funny and he brings like. his notes on stage and he's always. embarrassed about his jokes and he hides. that's Jay oh okay yeah yeah I've seen. him you know so like Louie has like.

these odd duck people open up for him. and Jay's hilarious. um and he had Neil hamburger open up for. him so I everybody who's a Louie fan is. if you're opening up for Lewis because. he asked you to yeah one time I I saw. nailed using a residency I think at the. satellite in LA and there was this basic. [ __ ] on a date in front of me with her. boyfriend and I told this story 20 times. and she turns to him and she goes what. is this. like that is the exact. right uh uh reaction if you don't know.

you just think oh my god what have I. stumbled into you know but I'm surprised. they're I mean I love that kind of alt. comedy stuff uh I I think it's just. something that's just a little bit out. there uh Kurt Metzger who I'm buddies. with I love Kurt he's he's open for. Louis too yeah yeah he's just he's. amazing I just saw him here it's the. funny thing is with these comedians as. you obviously know is that it's one. thing when you're hanging out and. someone's funny that you go on stage. it's a whole other level and he had this. I was watching him at the creek in the.

cave and he just goes yeah so um my. back's been hurting me a lot recently so. uh we're gonna be talking about that for. the next 20 minutes I'm like why why is. that so [ __ ] funny it's funny coming. from him he's coming from him he's got a. very unique sense of humor he's so smart. too he's like oh like and he's a guy you. know he grew up as a I believe it was. Jehovah's Witness right yeah so he grew. up in a religious cult and he he is like. not buying it like whenever there's any. kind of group thing going on or any kind. of he's like oh I know what this is I.

know what this is. get out of here with this he's the best. at calling that he's so good at that. because I would imagine I don't have. that experience but I would imagine if. you had that experience of growing up in. a [ __ ] religious occult and then. escaping then to realize like oh my God. these are regular people regular people. get caught up in mind viruses like we. always want to look at people in a cult. and go well that would never be me I'm. too smart for that these [ __ ] morons. why do they believe that guy we're all. susceptible all of us are it's easier to.

train a smart dog than a dumb one and. especially the appeal of the cult is you. have this hidden arcade knowledge that. the normies don't and this is going to. feed into your sense of intelligence and. self-importance it's like you're one of. the the ones in the know and everyone. else has blinders on and you can be. really aggressive about enforcing your. opinion because you know it's right. right you know what I'm saying like. there's a thing that people are doing. that they did during the pandemic and.

they do about out any issue that's. controversial whether it's abortion or. whether it's guns or anything it's like. the people instead of like talking about. it like these are the pros and cons this. is what's going on this is where I could. understand why you would think like this. this is why I think like that and just. try to work it out it it always becomes. this like very vicious attack on your on. your mental capacity on your thought.

process your education you immediately. they want to classify you in some sort. of a category where they could dismiss. you whether it's sexist or racist or. transphobic or whatever throw you in and. out group and start screaming at you and. it's the most unproductive way to. communicate and it I think it's also a. product of social media that we need to. be really careful about because it's. changing the way people interact with. each other well I think it's more. function of evolutionary psychology. because if I'm low status and I have no.

opportunity to you know raised my rank. in terms of kind of whatever long-term. mating this gives me an excuse now I'm. in a position to tell Joe Rogan Mr. podcaster celebrity that I'm better than. him so right away without having to do. any of the work building the audience. I'm leapfrogging over you because I. understand drug protocols better than. Joe who went to the veterinarian and. just took something off the shelf and. just injected into his veins yes yeah. definitely it's it's that too there's a. lot there's like many factors but that's.

definitely one of the factors why people. get aggressive and attack famous people. but it's not just famous sure it's they. do it to people that any person who has. an ideology that's different than them. like yeah people on the right do it too. of course they do everybody does it it's. a natural part of human that's why. you're seeing these bizarre shifts like. the left when I was a kid when uh my. parents my stepfather was a hippie and. we grew up in San Francisco in the 70s.

during the Vietnam war okay so I was. like. surrounded by like I had all my. neighbors Were Gay everyone was an. artist there was all these [ __ ]. weirdos it's like. ideologies like this like what whatever. we're we're doing whether it's right or. left they get it it's like everybody. just gets locked into a group mindset. for some strange reason. and if you don't agree with everything. in that group mindset they just [ __ ].

dismiss you right they're just. completely dismiss you they're looking. for filters to not have to listen to. anything you say further I have pronouns. in my bio on Twitter because if you're. this type of conservative who thinks oh. pronouns and bio I don't have to listen. anything this guy's to say I don't want. to be talking to you anyway if that's. how your mind works so right away it's. going to alienate me from that audience. it also works because if you're someone. who is on the other camp and you see. pronouns in my Twitter bio you're going. to perceive me as part of your team and. you're going to listen to what I have to.

say so it works in both directions but. the cute instead of listening to does. this person have a point is this true is. it false it's immediately should I be. listening to anything they further have. to say now that I dismiss them. immediately with one word or one phrase. I I mean anyone who likes this can't. possibly well it's like stupid people. make good points all the time so when I. was a kid the left was all about freedom. of speech and freedom of expression in. and you know there were if you were like. a person who never vaccinated your.

children you would be much more likely. to be on the left you were someone who. didn't trust pharmaceutical companies. hippies were all about like healthy food. like there was a lot like a lot of the. hippie stuff was stupid but a lot of the. hippie stuff was it's not that it was. stupid it just it doesn't work without. discipline it doesn't work without. exceptional people who work hard with. discipline and then share with each. other like you can't just everybody. share with everybody because there's a. natural human inclination to not do. anything if you don't have to do. anything especially when you're young.

it's [ __ ] it's not good for the. development of a human being to give. them everything they want when they're. young that's why it's [ __ ] up when. it's like Young Rich Kids it's like. they're classically [ __ ] up like. there's something wrong about that right. but you know I think hippies have gotten. a bad rap and when I was much younger I. thought okay these guys are idiots they. don't know what they're talking about at. the older I've got in the room like you. know what like they're probably on the. song they were on to something like in. the late 60s where they're like why. would why are we sending kids to die. overseas like why are drugs illegal yeah.

why like what are we like okay let's. have some pleasure let's expand our. minds like it sounds stupid now because. it's becoming an epray love thing but. looking back I'm like they weren't so. bad and who were they really like a lot. of them were destroying their own lives. let's get let's be honest like for sure. what Hedonism is a problem but in terms. of like their motivations I'm like I. kind of have a soft spot for that but if. you meet some of these older hippies. like even like especially the Bernie. Sanders types A lot of them are just. really nice people yeah they're just. really nice good neighborhoods yeah and. they they got into a nice Vibe of like. being a good person but that's what the.

left used to be about the left used to. be about like Freedom it was more it was. more like freedom of spree speech. freedom of expression you know like. think about the comic books that came. from the left like R crumb like [ __ ]. bizarre wild [ __ ] the right would never. create right but then somewhere along. the line the roles reversed and I don't. even know if people realize it it's like. a shifting of the polar ice caps like. today if you were going to be a person. who had a controversial comic book you.

would most likely be on the right 100 if. you had like anything remotely as. satirical and as [ __ ] up as some of. those are Chrome Comics have you ever. read those did you know our crumb was. gonna draw my graphic novel no you. didn't know this do you know you know. her Pico wrote a book about me right who. did Harvey picar I did not I did not. know that Harvey Peacock from American. Splendor whose R crumbs like bestie. right he had a graphic novel about me. came out in 2006 and our crumb was.

originally going to be the artist which. would have been absolutely insane did. you ever watch that documentary of. course where his brother's eating the. Rope insane his brother is just out to. lunch just reading books all day and. living in the house they're all in uh. but that that was such a I mean talking. about earlier we're talking about Austin. like the the Midwest in that time when. America was kind of this like dark and. lost place there was so much creativity. in that um alt comic scene especially. all the way through the 90s like a lot. of really amazing creative people Dan.

Klaus is another one who's just amazing. uh really just great stuff yes so Harvey. uh did a book about me it's it goes for. like 200 bucks now too that's amazing so. our but our crumbs Comics are pretty. [ __ ] wild like today even even try. even then even then. um you know when I was like this is how. much of hippies my parents were we had. that R crumb how to wipe your ass thing. framed in the bathroom do you know that. uh no there's like our crumb had like uh.

it was like a toilet that like showed. you how to wipe your ass it's the most. ridiculous thing and it was uh like. that's it right there oh my God yeah. don't forget to wipe your ass folks bro. that was [ __ ] in my house. that was in our bathroom when I was. wanting to kill. someone yeah my parents were they didn't. just tape it up they put a frame I'm not. a member correctly either it was framed. or it was like posted somewhere I don't. remember exactly how it was I'm pretty. sure it was framed though oh my God. that's amazing it was on it was like a.

poster or something that was it right. yeah but like yeah there's a wipe your. ass folks. um my buddy Eric July just had a. Kickstart or something like that for his. comic series I think he raised like a. hundred thousand or some crazy number so. there is this big but he's you know he's. an anarchist he's considered on the. right yeah but yeah like people are. because the other thing is it's not just. that it's this kind of leftist crap it's. that's the it's just regurgitating the. same stories like how many times is. Superman gonna punch Brainiac in the. face yeah exactly it just kind of gets. old uh well there's like two different. kinds of comics right there's like.

Comics that are like the classic. superhero genre Comics that I loved. growing up like The Avengers and the. Hulk and Conan the Barbarian all that. [ __ ] and then there's like these graphic. novels that are independent and people. do like really weird cool stuff and I. guess you could put like spawn in there. you know you could put like a bunch of. them you could put a bunch of these like. very interesting Comics but then they go. like as far out there I was like when I. lived in Boston they had these uh.

independent comic book stores you go. there and there'd be these like really. small batch Comics that these weirdo. artists would create and some of them. were wild like really amazing. interesting you know like out there. stuff in in comic book form but if. you're gonna have anything that's like. as controversial as rcrom it's gonna be. coming from the right now which is. really weird it's like a new thing and. that's unprecedented right unprecedented. the right is the one telling us to get. out of this war in Ukraine yeah right.

can you imagine if you just like during. the bush era if you imagine that. Republicans would be chanting let's get. the military home enough of the war. machine it'll be because it's almost as. crazy as Bernie Sanders a couple years. ago telling us we need to support either. the CIA or the FBI I'm like you are the. epitome this filthy like you open your. wallet moths are gonna fly out and. you're telling us to trust the FBI or. CIA I couldn't believe it but it's the. blanket trust yeah it's this complete I. trust the idea of both of them to trust.

some of the individuals that are in them. yes I I had but it's it's just a [ __ ]. group of humans when you have a group of. humans right any group of humans you can. have certain people that bend the rules. you know certain people that say you. know what out there and get away with. this they don't have certain people that. say I'm going to use this power because. it's fun you got a lot of weird things. that happen when you get people and if. you call them the FBI it's a [ __ ]. group of humans they're just humans like. all of us I had dinner with an ex either. FB I think it was CIA operative or FBI. but I'm not even sure CIA and he was.

talking about how it's illegal for him. or his co-workers to like look up his. ex-girlfriend's Gmail but what he could. do is call his contact in France and be. like hey look up this Gmail for me and. he could look it up for his French girl. for his French buddy and he was talking. about like oh this is how corrupt we are. I'm like you should be in jail. like you're using your powers to look up. your ex's emails and you're just talking. about like oops I'm on the take like.

you're gonna be a serious crime it is. though it's just not enforced there's no. way that's not a serious crime when. you're so wild so when people talk about. corruption and like oh it's you know. it's like Hunter bides on the take. that's not the corruption I'm worried. about it's [ __ ] like this there's human. beings and it's not like they're Navy. Seals yeah right it's not like they have. to go through some incredible like. training process that weeds out all the. weak people it's not that at all you. just get to that spot you're a. bureaucrat you're a guy who's moving up.

the ladder next thing you know you're. running this thing and you might be a. [ __ ] sociopath or you might be a. really patriotic guy who's trying to do. the right thing inside a system that's. imperfect I think both those things. coexist but also are you gonna fire the. good worker just because he's looking at. his ex-girlfriend's emails you can be. like no dude cut it out you're not going. to make it public it'll look bad for the. agency you look after each other it's. got that Thin Blue Line thing and then. like lift up that carpet yeah yeah just. like dude don't don't do it again it's. like okay I'm sorry it's just really. kind of a a messed up do you want to see. do you want to see something sure show.

me the cake well I'll tell you the whole. story okay so I'm at home [ __ ] around. on Twitter as I want to do and I get a. like when the verified tab meant. something and I'm like okay who is this. Broad and I look and that wasn't the. word I used mind you without being nice. and I looked and it's this girl Natalie. side surf she and her husband they live. in Austin they make these super. realistic cakes so I said to them I'm. gonna be on Rogan we became good friends. we just went to Miami together whole. crew of us me Blair white also.

um and I'm like make me a cake of your. favorite Russian podcaster so I hope. that they got my cheekbones right oh boy. here we go. oh God damn it hmm. turn towards me. it's pretty goddamn good. that's pretty good that is Lex in a. [ __ ] that's perfect I think it's got. too much emotion in the eyes the lips. are a little pursed though it makes up. for that he might be in the middle of. like saying something important about. Dostoevsky does this does this look as.

insane on camera as it looks in person. it's really good dude holy crap yeah. that's really good so what we're looking. at here for the people that are just. listening is a [ __ ] amazing bust uh. Lex Friedman that's actually uh a cake. hold on yeah so they did that Meme that. everything is cake it's them well. they're really talented man because. that's so good but how does it feel to. be number two if best at best what do.

you mean their favorite Russian. podcaster like at best you're number two. now I I feel like this because that's. number one I feel like like uh and then. Constantine's probably number two oh. Constantine's got to be he's great so. those guys are great I feel like uh that. Rodney Dangerfield line my wife tells me. I'm number one but treats me like I'm. number two. okay let's should I cut it are we ready. to cut oh let's cut it later come on. more suspense okay damn she did a good. job yeah it's excellent I don't even. want to cut it I want to let it rot.

it's I don't want to ruin it yeah it's. creepy looking it's like a sand castle. that you can eat you know it's just. temporary. um are you excited can we talk about the. club yeah sure are you excited oh yeah. how long has this been your dream uh it. wasn't a dream ever I used to tell. comedians be nice to club Owners because. you don't want to be one. because I was like we need them yeah. comedians have uh oftentimes have an. adversarial relationship with people. like he's watching me he is he's judging.

us it's always judging zero zero zero. and I wanted you to be once Joe why are. you such a zero the um the relationship. The Comedians have with clubs is based. on the initial feeling that you had from. clubs there's like like you have to kind. of like work through that because in the. beginning you're an open micro and. you're [ __ ] terrible and you start. getting better and you're trying to get. work but they don't want to give you. work and they don't really respect you. because they remember when you were.

terrible and then you have to leave town. and then when you leave town you're. going to clubs and you're not getting. paid that much and sometimes people will. kind of screw you over on the ticket. prices or something will go wrong and. you you got to just be cool about all of. it you got to be as friendly to club. Owners as you can because you don't want. to be one and you need those people we. need them we're not going to go open up. our own clubs I would say to these guys. like just we have this idea like it's an. adversarial relationship with clubs like. it's not we're all working together like. you got to be nice to these folks like.

no one wants to open a [ __ ] club and. then I came here I was like God damn it. I gotta open a club I was like we had. one place we're working out of which is. like an EDM Club the Vulcan gas company. which has been amazing but it's not. really set up for comedy there's a. balcony it's weird some of the the the. the seating like people are staring at a. screen I don't like that part of it but. it's an amazing staff and it's an. amazing and it sounds great it's fun and. it kept us here for like a couple years. but I go but we need like a full-time.

comedy club like The Comedy Store and so. I started looking and I almost bought. one place that was owned by a cult oh. yeah yeah it was this is I was actually. under contract and then some issues. happened and fell apart but I didn't. know what that meant until Adam e gets. said oh yeah he goes I saw the. documentary on them I go what there's a. documentary. yeah it's bad when they make a movie. about it so the documentary is called. holy hell and this documentaries about.

this guy who he ran a cult in West. Hollywood and he was this guy who at one. point in time he was like he was a. failed actor and that he was he's a. dancer and he was just this really weird. gay guy that was super super charismatic. and he got all these people to join his. cult and they fled West Hollywood for. some reason and came to Austin and when. they got to Austin they set up this. whole commune and uh he had them build. him a theater where he could dance in.

front of them okay so they built this. beautiful theater but you know it's all. like the cult members made it like I. don't even know if they use General. Contractors I don't know but it was a. beautiful place and so I watched the. documentary I'm like oh no the. documentary's so bad this guy was. [ __ ] everyone right he was getting. money from the but he was he was [ __ ]. them and then he would make them pay him. because it was therapy so he would [ __ ]. all the guys like the straight guys and. then they were talking about this they.

said this is what we're talking about. like Cults these are regular folks yeah. these guys are so upset that they. couldn't believe this is they thought. they had it nailed they thought they. figured life out they thought they had a. group of people and they could all live. together this guy's like the biggest. stud in history like if you're getting. you're straight guys are paying you to. [ __ ] them you're talented it's like. Beyond. comprehension the the kind of Charisma. you need yeah the the kind of. just whatever the [ __ ] that is where you.

can talk someone into things like that. like what is that okay what's the steps. yeah. what's the approach first the money or. the sexual yeah how do you justify it. like maybe just keep going you know. maybe just keep asking for more but. you're asking you want fifty dollars for. that yeah it's okay here you go and now. I'm gonna [ __ ] you and now I want a hand. job this is the this is the documentary. see they always start off looking great. this isn't the case with uh wild what is. it Wild Wild Country right is that the.

one yeah wow wow country. and this was this this was similar no. this is probably before they came to. Austin because is that a lake or is that. an ocean see that's all mountains and. [ __ ] so that must be when they were in. California so they were all together in. California and then they fled and came. to Austin I don't remember why he. probably [ __ ] the wrong direction how. are they not I'm not so that's the guy. how are they not all getting this is the. guy holy crap this is the guy. so this guy now runs a cult in um Hawaii.

he fled. Austin he went to Hawaii so they. confront him in Hawaii in the. documentary and this is all the place. I'm going to buy Michael malice this is. the place where I was setting up my big. comedy club I'm like oh no I'm gonna. have to Sage the [ __ ] out of this place. but like I was literally gonna bring in. exorcists to try to cleanse the I'm like. I can't buy this and then luckily. something was wrong and we had like an. issue and I got out of the contract wait. wait wait wait.

did you look on Yelp I was gonna like. figure out a way I was gonna like hire a. priest or something I was gonna do a. bunch of different things like that for. fun because everyone's gonna know like. the background of that place if you. watch the documentary you know the. background it's on and can you tell us. where are you allowed to say where this. place is oh yeah it's on Bee Caves Road. it's called the One World Theater yeah. it's beautiful. somebody bought it like I said. immediately afterwards it's a gorgeous. place it's an amazing place to see shows. too it's like great Acoustics there it's.

really but the story behind it yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah. I mean even if like if we worked out all. the the issues that we had had um it. would have been a great Comedy Club I. mean it's a beautiful place it would. have required some work to 3K Rove a. little out of the way though yeah yeah. but it's like no no just asking yeah but. everybody's like oh I want to stay. within like three minutes of downtown. Austin like come on it's weird coming. from California because in California. Ice House in Pasadena was no problem.

like everybody went out to the ice house. we had shows there all the time that's. like a 35 minute drive yeah but it was. still it was like normal to go to Irvine. that was normal yeah but it's funny. that's the spot oh that's beautiful it's. gorgeous they did an amazing job it. looks like it belongs in Epstein's. Island though it doesn't when you're. okay when you're in it it's a gorgeous. building I just I just I forgot that's. how much they loved him they built him. this gorgeous building that's that's how. much they loved it that's what they were. told to do yes but they did it with love.

look how good it is come on that's a. beautiful place how did it go south I. can't really talk about it it wasn't. nothing. the cult yeah oh. um The Cult I think it just all felt. well he's [ __ ] all these guys and. he's allegedly they're not all getting. STD he's saying they're not getting AIDS. I mean they're I guess he's only [ __ ]. them I guess they're all like only. interacting with each other I don't know. what's going on okay I don't know why. they're not maybe they did get STDs or. they left that part out right I don't.

know but I do know that like the whole. thing he started getting weird plastic. surgery and allegedly and you know the. whole thing's wild well you should watch. the documentary it's on Amazon Prime. okay it's called holy hell you can watch. it gonna go oh my God. it's so sad because some of these people. at the end of the documentary like this. one ladies now she's like a 50 year old. dog walker she's like what the [ __ ] like. I just blew 20 years of my life with. these people like that was like the. saddest part about this diet when they.

wake up because they wake up because. that's what people are this is I I'm. it's so important to say over and over. again if someone is stuck in that sort. of a situation it's all of us we're all. that you can catch the flu right you can. also catch a mind virus in a cult being. in a cult is like a mind virus if you. grow up believing that you know a. Catholic priest who has been molesting. children would never do it because he's. a man of God right guess what that's the. same thing it's the same mindset it's.

just much more organized and much larger. but it's the same sort of mindset that. would allow you to think that way is the. same mindset that allowed these poor. [ __ ] people that weighs 20 years with. of their life with this guy who's like a. crazy person I had a friend of mine uh. casual friend who texts me out of. nowhere I talked to her maybe once every. few years and she's like oh have you. heard of this thing called landmark and. oh no. and I go yeah it's a cult and she's like. oh you're so funny anyway I wanted to.

give you this great opportunity and she. just kept texting me and it's just like. I don't know what they're how does she. not know you that's the well because I'd. be the big fish if she could if it. doesn't she understand who is this. person how does she not know you she. I've known she's friends with a couple I. mentioned earlier uh um I've known her. friends of friends since for like 20. years how funny is it when someone's. their ability to read someone is so off. that they would come to you but I don't. think you think it's an occult proposal. I don't think that's how it works I.

think it's more like if you have even. the slightest chance you have to go for. it no matter what and if she came back. it's like who's the big I bet you they. sit them down and they say who's the. biggest name in your cell phone and. that's going to be your target that's. how it works you don't want to just grab. some like bag lady you want someone. who's got like some kind of like cred. because that he's bringing his people. over of course and then you could be the. one like like oh my gosh she brought in. right you know whoever Rogan Michael. malice. and.

if she doesn't understand that she's in. a cult right she thinks this is Landmark. a call like I don't know anything about. it I I had a God I knew this girl many. years ago I don't want to mention her. name and she said to me flat we're. hanging out and she goes I don't need. religion because I have landmark and I'm. like you're not selling this you're. scaring me and the point is it's like. that's adorable it's it basically I I. I'm gonna get sued I know because when. you cross these people forget it it's. game over but it's kind of it's I think.

you're buying tapes and you're paying to. attend meetings and what is it is it a. self-improvement thing yes yes but it's. been around since the 70s what is their. um their self-improvement angle is it. possible that someone could pull this. off and do a good job what do you mean. make a good cult solid cult with rules. like the country like the Bill of Rights. you know have a good cult put together a. good cult I think that oh God redefine. what's possible in your relationships. your work your family your communities. what matters most to you actually this. sounds good like.

I might have to join that sounds good. put it up. let's see this. um no no I'm sorry um scroll back you. know what hold on Joe it worked because. now I'm talking about the [ __ ] on Joe. Rogan yeah and she's pulling that she's. playing I'm not showing anybody they. have to look at them yeah okay bring. about positive permanent shifts in the. quality of your life create power. freedom self-expression and peace of. mind. um this sounds good bro oh this sounds. good what have I died malice what the.

[ __ ] is wrong with you more than 94 of. participants surveyed reported that. landmarks Forum made a profound and. Lasting difference in their lives how. about that's good that's 94 that's. better than the vaccine. has been designed to bring about. positive permanent shifts and the. quality of your life in just three days. these shifts are the direct cause for a. new and unique kind of freedom and power. the freedom to be at ease and the power. to be effective in the areas that matter. most to you the quality of your. relationships the confidence which you.

live your life your personal. productivity your experience. of the difference you make your. enjoyment of Life those are all positive. things Michael Mouse I can't believe her. plan apparently to get you to do an. average for landmark I don't know what. they're doing holy crap maybe they're. doing something that's I I love that. it's about Xenon and I want to change. the subject as quickly as possible to. literally anything else does it is it a. thing where it seems negative because. the people that get involved in it are. all those folks that are just you know.

how there's some people that never seem. to find an anchor in life you know those. they kind of Drift from one way of think. into another. I think a lot of the ways these. organizations work and it's not. necessarily all bad is that they provide. Lonely People a sense of community uh. this is a one of the ways AA works and. this is not a knock against AAA if. you're someone who's an addict or an. alcoholic and you're kind of alone in. the gutter you've got your drinking. buddy or your heroine buddy and now.

you've got a group of people who share. your experiences yes have your world. view you're not alone that's positive. that's that's very I know AAA gets a lot. of knocks I got a lot of friends who are. in recovery I I think it's just done. terrifically good things for them. doesn't work for everybody yeah I know a. lot of friends who've had great benefits. yeah and that is actually a real benefit. I think you're talking earlier about. social media I think a lot of people. tend to be very isolated it's there's a. lot of lonely people out there people. more than even most of us realize and. we're social animals we're hungry to.

have someone do we want to be seen we. want someone who understands us we want. someone not to feel so alone all the. time yeah and uh yeah that's what. something like AAA provides that too I. just provide that too yeah like all this. all these like that kind of Sam Harris. atheism that religion's all negative and. and this kind of atheism thing I'm like. there's a reason people gravitate toward. it and it's not all that they've been. duped it does provide a service for a. lot of people yeah it definitely. provides the the agreement that you're.

all making with each other you're all. kind of making with each other this. agreement that you're there to be good. persons good people in the eyes of God. like there's a process on the eyes of. your community yes the eyes but you're. making that agreement right so that's. also in the eyes of your community you. make an agreement together that you're. all going to follow these principles and. you're going to forgive people and. you're going to help people and you know. you're going to put money together when. someone needs something and something. goes but it's also in the community if. you have a moral dilemma you're going to. remind yourself you know what like I. should do the right thing even though.

it's gonna be harder yes but but people. are like famous it's like famous for. being like very generous to other people. that are in their churches like I know. of many friends who go to church and. they'll talk about how the church raised. money because someone had something. wrong inside their church and they they. needed you know something fixed or. something and they help each other out. so it's like you don't you just get this. feeling of like family when you're part. of a community church it's like you go. to see each other on Sunday you look. forward to it everybody dresses up it's. a net positive the the thing the problem. that people have is with the taking of.

stories that are very very old as just. fact that's the only problem that people. have with it the the if if you looked at. the net positives that come out of. religions like over other than when they. go sideways right like when they impose. their religion on others and and go into. but that's like natural human dominance. characteristics that are exhibited. through like the guise of religion the. the best aspects of religion are just.

living your life with a purpose it gives. you like a scaffolding to think about. like moral values and Community Values. and and that there's a higher thing. above you which helps dissolve the ego. and helps you be humble also I think the. idea of uh live as if someone's watching. yeah and I think that's something I. don't think you need religion for that. but if someone needs a religious. framework to live this kind of ethical. life and like make sure when you go to. sleep you can honestly say I tried to do.

the right thing as much like could to. the best of my ability I think that's. kind of a good thing the other Pro the. issue I have is their big suspicion of. pleasure or happiness yeah there's a lot. of that with religion that if you're. having fun or if you are happy uh and I. know I'm gonna get pushback on this some. you did something wrong along the way. especially fear of pleasure black people. win black churches are the most fun yeah. things of all time like you see Biden at.

the black church and he's just standing. there like he doesn't know how to move. oh my God he's just standing there never. around him is dancing they're all having. a great [ __ ] time they know how to do. it dude they know how to do it that that. was uh that's actually one of Neil. hamburger's lines that when he tells a. joke that bombs he'll say would that. have been funnier if there's a black. choir behind me. and the answer is probably yes you know. who else does it right those [ __ ] the. people speak in tongues they just oh. come on they're like the snake Charmers. you know what that's like the. charismatics well the people that speak.

in tongues will they just go off. you know what that is like that's like a. verbal Mosh Pit that's what it's like. and everybody's like Jesus speaks. through him Jesus speaks through him. there's something about that too there's. something super entertaining about that. old Sam Kennison style. Revival Church type preacher like that's. a [ __ ] entertaining thing to watch. but it's also kind of hearkens back to. like the Greek. um bacchanals where everyone's just. drunk and just having orgies and just.

losing their minds but it's it's the. same kind of thing it's like you believe. Jimmy Swaggart because he's LED you into. his little realm of control and he's. he's your cult leader you know if you. believe that guy if your auntie he's. like I'm sitting remember remember when. he got caught with like hookers and was. it like hookers and blow was that what. it was is he the one back selling rice. and cheesy broccoli no that's the other. guy okay Jim Baker is selling uh. apocalypse food it's cheesy broccoli.

but he had apocalypse food that was like. under the table and you would use it as. a table and so there was showing how you. could store it around the house and. instead of like having table legs you. could have all this boxed food under. your table like it's one of the wildest. things you've ever seen in your life but. it's also really apparently if you guys. are in his organization shouldn't you be. the ones getting raptured like shouldn't. it be like the 100 oh god there he is. eating it bulk sampler bundle imagine. this is the guy that was this now this.

has a Sam Kinison connection too because. uh he was uh he had the affair with. Jessica Hahn right who was the secretary. the hot secretary and Jessica Hahn wound. up [ __ ] Sam Kinison and they had I. forgot about that yeah yeah terrible. breakup they talked [ __ ] about each. other on Howard Stern. what do you think of what Howard's. become recently. well he's the only person I know who's. gone other than Penn maybe who's gone. from being red pill to Blue pilled yeah. for people who don't know let me do a.

little because the kids these days don't. know Howard Stern had a guy in his show. Stuttering John and he would send them. out to talk to celebrities and he would. ask them the most [ __ ] up questions. and this wasn't before this before. social media so they had a usually used. to have a bear you can't just tweet at. someone so when Jennifer Flowers in 92. was announcing that she had an affair. with Bill Clinton people thought I was. going to think his candidacy he sent his. boy there and he asked her did he use a. condom and then he asked her are you. planning on sleeping with any other. presidential candidates and the.

reporters there were ape [ __ ] and. they're trying to kick him out but like. he would do he when he had and it's. really kind of funny when he had these. comedians who had like a stick up their. ass like I remember he talked to Billy. Crystal and Bill Chris liquor let me. have it and he's like all right um are. you gonna be making a sequel to Mr. Saturday night like his big bomb and the. look on Billy Crystal's face just the. pure rage was absolutely hilarious. that's hilarious yeah he did some wild. [ __ ] and then um I guess he had a. falling out with Howard then he went. over to Jay Leno yeah and he was the.

announcer of the Jay level show. so that was a great gig for him no but. what he was like very underrated like he. just was willing to but there was like. that call what he had created was a. morning show that you had to listen to. like you would go to work and you go oh. my god did you hear Howard right here. yeah yeah do you hear and he he did it. every day and it's a it was a super. valuable thing because it didn't exist. anywhere else we if we're around today. we have all these like social media.

memes that are hilarious and [ __ ] up. we have like Reddit threads that are. hilarious there's a lot of stuff out. there where people are being outrageous. but back then there was right it was. just so you had a boring ass [ __ ] job. where you're like sitting in a truck all. day delivering packages or whatever it. is and in that morning when you get to. work you're listening to Howard [ __ ]. Stern and he's got some lady who's. riding on a vibrator and she's like. remember you with the things. the different gals ride on this no he it.

was even worse if people want to promote. like their band the mom would be. controlling it or the son would be. controlling it the mom would be sitting. on it like brother and sister and you're. sitting there you just want to kill. yourself Jesus Christ he just went so he. just went for it and he got fined by the. FCC it was a big free saying like Lusty. lesbians and lust or something like that. it was I don't know it was during the. bush era and this was back when the. right was trying to censor people and.

this is our pivot and our shift again. you know it's really kind of fascinating. it really is it really it really like. the culture shift between right and left. authoritarianism and now people don't. recognize that the if you just stopped. looking at it in terms of red and blue. look at the actions whether it's War. suppression of free speech. pharmacological interventions that are. mandatory whatever whatever the [ __ ] it. is that used to all be associated with. the authoritative right the.

authoritarian right and now those things. are being embraced by the left and I. just think it's a I think it's just an. ideology thing and I think we get. confused and we think we're on the right. side we're on the right side and if it's. our side that's saying this for sure. that's the right thing to do and no. one's critically thinking about this I'm. gonna play no one I'm gonna play Devil's. Advocate because sometimes I feel like. we need more of that because have you. heard this show called MILF Manor. uh I have we played a preview and I'm.

hoping it is what we thought it was oh. I've been watching it is it the sons of. the ladies oh yeah okay of course so you. have a group of young dudes the youngest. is 20. and they're in a house with their own. moms yeah and it's like a dating that's. the dating pool right and the first. episode they had to feel their sons. blindfolded they had to feel the sun's. torsos to Guess Who their son was and. you're watching this and these are not. by the way the women seem kind of classy. they have jobs they're professionals.

they don't look like complete gutter. rats and you're watching and you're like. this is why we need an atom bomb to like. destroy because I'm like and I cannot. watch. I cannot watch and you're wondering like. who's gonna end up with everything but. come on isn't it fun that that's a real. thing isn't it fun if you went back to. like Wheel of Fortune and you know you. know what the new game show is gonna be. like. but you're talking to me right I hosted. [ __ ] Fear Factor well that's right.

yeah when I when I I was at Fear Factor. for six years that's right that was the. worst thing yeah I did like I don't know. how many episodes we did. is like oh no people are nude and. walking down a Runway yeah and now it's. like yeah I'm just dating my I'm just my. mom's trying to date my bro I was saying. while we were doing it I was always. making fun of it I go we're about three. seasons away from the running man I go. all we need is one natural disaster I. was always joking about it on set. because one of the things about uh Fear.

Factor. episodes one through four I did sober. okay that's it the whole thing I was. high as a kite every time I did it I was. high as a kite it was the only time it. was fun because then it became really. fun because before that it was like I. wish these guys didn't I would get this. like pity in me like God I wouldn't want. to eat an animal's dick I wish these. people like didn't need to get their. credit card debt paid so badly that. they're I don't want to do this to them. it's not my idea there's a couple of. times where I told them don't do it like. I it was only two times in the history.

of the show where I went to the. producers I'm like don't do what were. they one of them was bull riding okay. we're gonna have these people ride Bulls. okay and uh the the [ __ ] stuntmen are. incredible first of all stuntman are a. different breed of humor yeah they are. dudes who don't give a [ __ ] if they. break an arm they're [ __ ] men they're. all these like choose one of them this. guy Perry he uh he didn't he didn't spit. his his dip out because he was so used. to being on sets he got used to.

swallowing his dip. so he's just oh my God yeah yeah so he's. got dip in his mouth and instead of. spitting this alive out he's swallowing. it is that gonna make you sick not him. what the [ __ ] he did it all day long so. all these folks who were the stuntmen. are these [ __ ] rugged they're all. like martial artists they all have. [ __ ] broken kneecaps and [ __ ] they're. all animals right and so their version. of like what's dangerous physically is. different than my version I'm like.

that's a bull and so this dude says to. me goes don't worry about it boots just. a stunt bull I go does the bull know. what the [ __ ] does that mean they're. less aggressive okay by what measure by. what two thousand pounds dude and. they're in the cage right. they're trying to get out of the cage. I'm like don't do this I'm like don't do. this we just rolled the dice they rolled. the dice was everyone okay everyone was. okay luckily but this one light girl she. was light she was like 100 pounds this.

thing [ __ ] launched her through the. air of course and then kicked backwards. and almost hit her head oh my God like. this. it was terrifying I mean she lands on. her back like it's rough. I wouldn't have done it I mean I would. not have done it and I know there's guys. out there that ride bulls and they know. what the [ __ ] they're doing and they're. animals and I respect it it's not that I. I don't think you should do it like I. think if you want to do flips on a BMX. bike I want you to do it yeah but be. informed what you're doing yeah learn. how to do it but yeah but don't just.

jump on it for a [ __ ] TV show what. was the other one the other one was. drinking come. what they had to drink Donkey Kong yeah. exactly so here's me right imagine me. showing up at work what do they have to. do today hi zakai right and they're like. uh well we're gonna make them play. horseshoes to drink Donkey Kong I go. what how do they donkey urine too how do. you how do you say come on on corporate. TV sperm sperm you said okay I think. okay what what else did you try to. notice yeah okay maybe semen okay right.

what's the technical sperm juice is what. they call it in the juice donkey juice. donkey juice it's clear what it is bro. what the [ __ ] how much did they have to. drink a lot it seems like it'd be hard. to sign words. oh my God so they were all twins it was. a Twins episode twin boys and twin girls. and they drank uh sperm and urine. it's I was like don't do this but this. is the thing this is what happens when. this is on NBC I remember I saw someone.

from NBC gave this the green light. though she's crying. how weird she looks like Marilyn Manson. while she's drinking [ __ ] like this is. horrible takes her back to uh prom night. I I remember one episode very vividly. because they had to eat uh bull. testicles that's nothing that's right. but the thing is it was these huge dudes. and this girl's like 100 pounds and. she's like it's not that it's testicles. like this is just a lot of food yeah. like to get down like it's like a pound. of food in five minutes I can't do that.

right especially for small people yeah. there's this one guy who was uh he had. to eat. I can't forget what organ it was it was. like a dried gallbladder or something. like that okay and uh or kidney and uh. he's you have a certain amount of time. to do it and if you don't complete it. and have it swallowed within that time. frame then you're out and this guy was. like eating it and just saying this is. no problem no problem at all and he was. kind of joking around and doing it kind. of slow and then as time was going on I. was like hey man you you go you only got.

like three minutes left and he's and. then he starts panicking and starts like. chew and he's got you can't drink water. I can't drinking water what he's doing. so he's trying to swallow it he can't. and he gets like super frustrated at the. end of it he's got a chunk of it he. never swallowed all of it so he got so. upset he's just [ __ ] screaming yells. like [ __ ] [ __ ] it's like it's volume. yeah it's a lot of volume and you're not. allowed to drink water like in the. beginning you think you're gonna be okay. but then as time goes on you're like oh. my God it's hard to swallow all this. [ __ ]. you know you're chewing.

some [ __ ] kidney that's some dried up. kidney do you ever look back like I. think a lot of people look back on the. Trump presidency like did that really. happen like would you look back like is. that my life like for six years I was. living in my life right now what the. [ __ ] are you talking about my whole life. has been like that from day one right. out of the womb I'm like what the [ __ ]. is this yeah yeah all of it doesn't make. any sense but that's just who I am I. don't know I don't know what to do did. they bring it back or try to yeah they. did we brought it back and that was what.

killed it was the donkey come oh that. was the reboot that was the reboot yeah. we did uh. feel like it was just too they were. going too far it was scaring the [ __ ]. out of me like the stunts were too. extreme they were extreme to the point. where I was like hey someone could. [ __ ] die like I know we're pulling. this off but if we don't pull it off. like the bull was in the original. episodes and the bull one was like early. on in the show and I just think that the. producers just like trusted the stunt. guys and I just think stunt guys are.

just so next level tough and they're. used to dealing with like stunt people. they're not just dealing with like some. contestants on a television show and as. time went on they became much more. conservative like they didn't do things. like that again like I would say after. that most of the uh stunts for the whole. rest of the first seasons were like. reasonable risks like they did a good. job of managing that none of them. freaked me out but the new ones freaked. me out the new ones they had like this. helicopter thing and you got what was a. bungee cord under the helicopter and you. get launched towards the helicopter I.

was like like things break like that. you're you're like you got people. hanging over a canyon it was so wild. they were tied to a tree and they had to. like unlock themselves and as they. unlocked themselves they hit a thing and. they go launching because there's a. bungee cord that attaches them to a. [ __ ] helicopter it's hanging over a. canyon so they go flying through the air. and then bounce down over this Canyon. I'm like. any wrong calculation any weird wind any.

[ __ ] like the fraying of the ropes. the failure of the metal that's the. clasp that holds the bungee cord to the. [ __ ] helicopter ah I was like this is. oh my God this was terrifying dude. this terrified the [ __ ] out of me it. really did oh my God. so as they unlock themselves. yeah I guess they didn't have to hit. anything I think they just on they they. have to figure out all the keys so it's.

a race you have a whole handful of keys. and you can get lucky you can get lucky. and get that key the first time that she. gets launched like look at that holy. crap bro [ __ ] all that. just [ __ ] all that. I can't even stand being like an atop a. tall building like I get vertigo we did. a lot of tall building stuff too I'd. look over the edge like oh yes I can't. handle that [ __ ] at all even if I'm just. hanging out at a party I'm like I can't. be near the edge I get vertigo yeah we. had people walk across beams that were. set between two buildings in downtown. L.A but they at least have something.

attaching them. yeah that's fine [ __ ] but that was when. I first found out about Skid Row I. didn't know about skid row it's real. it's a real street I didn't know that. either well I didn't know how bad it was. it was so bad. it's crazy have you seen those videos on. like people just do these YouTubes they. just walk on it's just tent after tent. after tent well I had that guy from uh. soft white underbelly what's that. gentleman's name again. yeah. we'll pull it up but um he's done a lot. of uh interviews with these people from.

down there have you ever seen soft white. underbelly on YouTube it's really good. dude really good he's a really good. interviewer and he interviews all of. these people that. Mark later okay sorry Mark. um I have no no more room in my brain my. brain's [ __ ] uh but this this show. that he has on YouTube he interviews. like pimps and gang members and uh. people who are addicted to heroin.

um street hookers people with. schizophrenia he interviews uh these. this inbred family in the the hills of. West Virginia like like the whole. family's inbred it's it's crazy the sun. talks and Barks he just barks like a dog. like and you see them it's like it's so. wide like that X-Files episode I'll show. it to you because it's it's so crazy. that it's people don't believe it it's. like our crumb [ __ ] beyond beyond but he. he interviews people and he's like.

really kind and he's very non-judgmental. so he gets people to talk about all. kinds of stuff like how they got into. prostitution what was it like the first. time they did drugs when did they know. they were hooked oh my God this is the. whole family oh my god dude it's crazy. this is Hills Have Eyes yeah yeah you. hear that guy The Barking that's the sun. he barks. yeah let's find see some of the videos. this is the guy on West Virginia your. whole life.

so this is a guy who is like in his. probably 50s or 60s and your family you. lost your brother since I was your last. ride tell me about your brother. he can't talk so like a question like. that I can't he can answer he can't. answer he can say yes to things like as. barks. but he can understand he understands. some things but like him saying tell me. about your brother he probably got. uncomfortable which is why he left.

because he can't talk what's your. favorite memory do you remember anything. about your life. foreign. I can't this is the most uncanny valley. [ __ ] I've ever seen yeah it's a whole. family too it's not just this are they. just all [ __ ] each other well we went. over this before but it was it was like. more than inbred it was like inbreds. inbreeding. oh my God yeah and oh my God look at. that guy in the sofa the whole family's. like that [ __ ] some of them can talk one. of them graduated high school give me.

some volume on this one what are your. names. okay okay. I remember Ray I photographed you right. here do you remember years ago see. that's what he can do he can nod and and. yes you ask him yes or no questions. it's it's like when Clark Kent takes his.

glasses off you're like wow like nobody. recognizes Superman with those stupid. glasses I have Tim Fool's beanie hanging. in my house next to Alex Jones's tinfoil. hat so this is um you know this is just. one of his crazy videos his many many. videos in brit oh it even says family. the Whitakers yeah it's I mean the the. 36 million views holy crap yeah. oh this is an update there's this is the. sequel yeah well there's a different. video too yeah he went back and visited.

them he's visited them more than once. I. we tries to help out and but it's like. the the the community is very protective. of them so he had oh good okay I'm glad. that they're like being not like bullied. and and I think they probably have been. a lot well sure but if the community is. looking out for them that's good yeah. when strangers come around than other. people from the community come around. investigate okay so he had that happen. okay good yeah so it's good but Mark is. um he's in Skid Row every day and. they're like filming he you know pays.

people and does interviews with them and. uh he's just sort of uh documenting. um some aspects of our society that you. you don't get a chance to see the. humanity in these people you just see. people living on the street and you. don't you know you don't think of them. as being like someone's daughter or. someone's son or someone's someone's. sister or mother like you just think oh. it's [ __ ] loser junkie you know look. at this loser well I mean a lot of them.

are just mentally ill right they're. gonna be self-medicating some of them. are not they don't seem that mentally. ill what it seems like is their their. products of horrible abuse so this is uh. Los Angeles in 2023 if you drive down. the street it is a [ __ ] dystopian. nightmare that you couldn't imagine the. entire sidewalk on both sides is filled. with tents yeah. and it's just so it's so insane the. sheer numbers of homeless.

that if this was zombies if this was. zombies instead of homeless people like. people we would be overwhelmed with. zombies but it would be like a zombie. you would have to leave but Joe Austin. was like this not that bad it wasn't but. it was certainly in that direction it. was on that direction I remember they. cleaned a lot of it up but I've been. informed that they didn't clean it up by. the lake a bit informed that if you go. by the lake there's a lot of homeless. people but I remember walking down Cesar. Chavez it was tent after tent after tent. I was with a friend and it was it was.

very disturbing so it something happened. during I don't understand pandemic where. it really accelerated you know the. because of the economic stress that. people went under and I think the the. mental health stress that a lot of. people went under. and you know so many people just lost it. and um you know so many people got fired. I mean you think about the unprecedented. loss of jobs during the lockdown and. what kind of an increase that must have. had in homelessness must be off the. charts well I just don't understand the.

argument for people who think this is. something that's like ideal or good or. acceptable you don't have to fix that. right are you the guys the government or. not are you in charge of everything. including our health so if you are why. aren't you doing something about this. especially because the people who are. there who are mentally ill maybe they're. drug addicts they're the victims of. violence from the others too it's not. like it's safe for them or it's not. ideal for them so I don't understand. that I've never heard a good argument. for why this is allowed to happen. they're sleeping in cloth houses on the. street with a bunch of other mentally. ill people like the the possibility of.

dangers off the charts and it's almost. like we have two worlds that are going. on simultaneously right you have the. world that you and I live in and then. you have homeless tent world where it's. basically like [ __ ] Mad Max and no. one's doing jack [ __ ] about it and who. knows who's running things who's [ __ ]. who and who's giving people drugs and. who's [ __ ] on the sidewalk and it's. it's happening in the same city so. you've got guys like you that are living. great you got a nice place and look at.

the view and you have your coffee at the. local coffee shop and three blocks away. is Mad Max and it's it's you're talking. about. thousands and thousands of people living. like this it's not a hundred but the. question I always ask is who's this. benefiting because someone's benefiting. from this if it's being allowed to. happen well my friend coleon colion Noir. no I know okay colion he was a lawyer. and he was talking to this guy in San. Francisco and he was like what's the. problems like they just don't have any.

funding to fix this and the guy said no. no no no no no no the problem is there's. a bunch of people that get paid to work. on the homeless situation oh there it is. and they get big salaries okay big. salaries six figures one of them was. like 200 plus thousand dollars working. on homelessness and not doing a very. good job of it I mean like what are you. doing to fix it what are you doing to. fix it when it's this big if you anybody. that says they're working on the home. well this is our solution and you go. down Skid Row like you failed like you.

guys failed like this is a national this. is like a it's a national tragedy like. that that this exists in every city it's. it should be we should be embarrassed by. it and it should be fixed as quickly as. possible it should be like one of our. number one priorities is not let people. camp out in the streets all night long. everywhere well it's fixed when there's. some kind of a big event coming through. town they round them up they put them. somewhere and then it just reverts to. normal shuffle them we have how much to. send to Ukraine we don't have enough to.

fix this how did we just develop that. money to ship to Ukraine because it was. imperative we needed that money it we. don't need the money to fix these. homeless situations it was funny my. buddy John who lives in Burbank uh who's. one of my closest friends like when the. proposition here was on or the. referendum whatever it was on the ballot. to kind of clean up the the make it. illegal to sleep on the street in a tent. and he's like I don't believe it like. where are they gonna put all these. people and I go I don't care like the. point is house them somewhere they don't.

have to be have Prime Time real estate. but this isn't good for them this isn't. good for anybody it's not good for. anybody but the thing about the housing. them is in many situations what happens. is they make them be clean. yeah if you want to stay in this. situation you have to be clean. which is you know like they had this one. area outside of Brentwood. had something to do with some Veterans. Park or something like that where they. allowed people to to Camp okay come up. with a solution we're gonna allow you to.

camp out in this one area going to. provide you with these places to sleep. but you have to be clean. and so you know what happened people put. tents just on the other side of the. fence okay. and so they got all the benefits being. right there but they could still do. drugs they got all their Community. everyone's right there you're free to. come and go walk in and out as you want. you just can't sleep there. do you did you there's something else I. want to talk to you about I'm glad I. remembered it did you hear and I want to.

hear your thoughts on it that my second. favorite politician I forget the guy's. name I'm so sorry he introduced a bill. in the state legislature for Texas for. Texas to become an independent country. and if that's you did you know that was. like we're like the last state to give. in right where Texas was I think if you. go back and look at Texas's original. what it really originally was it was. like a republic right the Republic of. Texas yeah and there's still a house. where the Ambassador owned what year did.

it become a state oh I don't know it's. got to be like 1830s or 40s I would. guess. I think there was a lot of people that. were super skeptical about joining the. Union 185 oh not okay not too sure 10 45. yeah the 28th for nine years it was its. own country. so crazy. that's so crazy I mean what's your. thoughts on that. I think it's a stupid idea why I'm all. for it becoming another country oh yeah. and then we get invaded Why by who by. the rest of the country if if they don't.

want to be a part from all these Maniacs. do you don't you don't want to be in. another country than people that live in. Oklahoma listen they hate each other. enough about football do you know how. bad they'd hate each other if if Texas. was another country there's less they. get a passport to get in there there's. lots of countries I hate right now I'm. not interested invading them well look. at Ukraine and look at Russia right. right next to each other what do you. want you don't think that there's a. possibility in the future like maybe 100. years from now if Texas becomes a. country that like New Mexico doesn't.

just invade us wait but the the concern. is that right now Washington's gonna. invade us. right now yes if we stay yes. in what way meaning if Texas or Florida. or any of these other states becomes too. defiant or if it's the other way around. if you have a republican Administration. and some leftist State decides to be. like we're not going to be enforcing. Borders or immigration rules someone. might send in the feds and they talk. about it in fact uh just just Governor. Abbott had to stand up to Biden and make.

this bill or I don't remember what. exactly was but just insisting the. National Guard's answerable to him and. not to. um uh the president I know this is a. bill in New Hampshire as well I think. called like save the guard well that's. why states rights are important yeah but. it's a lot easier to not have to worry. about DC than to expect DC to lessen. their power. yeah. um. I don't know man I think we should be. moving towards.

a better country yeah that's what the. Republic of Texas would be but I think. together collectively yeah us Texans uh. you're hilarious it's true I could not I. don't want to have a passport if I need. to go to Philly so don't go to Philly. I'm going to Philly but you have a pass. I do shows you have a passport yeah but. I want to use that every time I fly. what's the difference New Hampshire. that's stupid why you have to show ID. anyway like America be in America I. think we just need to figure out why. we're in these ideological Rifts that.

are so [ __ ] polarizing and rabid I. think we need to figure that out I think. that's possible just like I think the. hippie movement came out of nowhere in. the 50s I think there's like a radical. rational Centrist movement that could. come about today I really do I think. there's enough people like you and I. that just think this is bananas they're. subscribing to one predetermined pattern. of behavior and [ __ ] rules of thought. and the other one is like polar opposite. of it and some you could switch but you.

can only switch once well yeah that's. perfect so you have Texas then you have. I don't give a [ __ ]. and you could have your choice. I do you think this is impossible that's. gonna happen no no I don't think it's. impossible I think if something really. horrible happened it could happen yeah I. I I'm something went down I'm thinking. of Nigel farage when he was in the floor. of the EU at when brexit was executed. and he said when I came here 17 years. ago you all laughed at me you're not. laughing now are you so 17 years from.

now you could be correct yeah it's on. the it's officially part of the Texas. Republican state uh um uh um their bill. there's a bunch of things platforms with. all due respect for Texans there's a. bunch of things that I don't know if you. give Texans the right to vote on oh I. don't know that we're going to be a. democracy once Texas becomes free. there's some wild people living in this. state women's suffrage is going to be a. question no I don't think that'll be a. problem I mean they had an Ann. Richardson was the governor and Richard. yeah but that was over 20 years ago she.

was a different kind of democrat though. she wasn't yeah she was how she was. different than the ones you get today it. was like. she was a sassy broad yeah and she was. like a a strong woman like she was you. know you can't be like a wimp yeah but. she got her ass handed her by George W. bush yeah. George W bush back then was not bad. there's a there's a misconception if you. go and Listen to George W Bush's. speeches when he was running for. governor sure and then look at when what. I don't know what decline what happened.

to him but something happened to his. ability to speak well people yes so. people forget this in 2000 he debated Al. Gore who's a center for many years very. articulate very bright man and he won or. at least held his own in those debates. four years later with John Kerry he. wasn't speaking complete sentences uh. Poland do you think that he ran a ruse. on US ah ruse yeah. this man this man ran a Hustle. upon us do you think that um maybe.

that's what he did how so maybe just. play dumb. I'm gonna hand this [ __ ] torch over. to Cheney I'm gonna be over here. painting I think he's clearly a lot. smarter than he let on yeah that's right. and he leaned into this kind of like. good old boy crap but I also Larry the. Cable Guy yeah. yeah but I don't know I'm just very. excited Larry's name is Dan is it really. yeah he's a hilarious comic Dan Whitney. he follows me yeah I know Twitter.

Larry's a great guy it's a character. it's a character and he's a funny joke. writer he's a funny guy he's got some. good jokes I'm sitting here I got Alex. yesterday to endorse the idea you have. an idea of leaving Texas Texas. yeah yeah and I think it's going to. happen well and here's the other reason. why I think it's gonna have a lot of. people into it if it was 2014. and I came into this room and I said. which is more likely Texas is going to. declare its independence or Donald. Trump's gonna be our next president.

everyone listening to this would put. their money on Texas and the right to do. it. um. I don't know when when Trump ran for. pres I choked about it on my Netflix. special in 2016 before the election. people were laughing yeah at the idea. I'm like he can win yeah of course any. any candid this is the other thing that. drives me crazy. either nominee can win the idea that. like Kamala Harris can't win or Biden. can't win or Trump can't win you're. crazy if you have one to two not parties. behind you you have a fighting chance.

period yeah I was saying that I hoped. Hillary can win I hoped Hillary won. because I wanted them to have a woman. president so they could say oh women. suck at this too everybody sucks at that. job Julia there's no woman's gonna do a. great job no man's gonna do a great job. Louis Dreyfus was tweeting about how. like oh democracy is great you should go. out and vote and I I just replied to her. I go you won several Emmys for showing. for years that politicians are. sociopaths that was your character she. blocked me instantly isn't that amazing.

yeah isn't it amazing no that's only the. character yeah it's not real life in. real life everyone's kind and they look. out for the the average person yeah I. mean people just [ __ ] hang themselves. 30 miles from their home shoot. themselves in the chest and they find no. weapon but they declare it a suicide. whatever whatever. are you uh whatever whatever Michael are. you are you white pilled or black pilled. about the future of this country oh I'm. okay I'm okay I'm okay I'm like a gray. what's that mean I'm like a like I don't.

like it now but I think we'll have some. of your days yeah that's why I know it's. gray yeah that's not great it's white. pill I'm gray it's not black and it's. not white the white pill is Hope yeah. but I'm not totally hopeful okay the. reality of human life yeah is that we're. subject to a host of uncontrollable. natural disasters that are imminent yes. they're gonna happen yes Yellowstone's. gonna blow we're gonna get hit by an. asteroid and we might nuke ourselves too. sure like all that stuff is real too so. that's all on the table and also.

I've talked to enough people that. are like really. they're really educated in the history. of ancient cultures and ancient. civilizations and the evidence of. natural disasters wiping people out and. people having to start from scratch it. seems it seems like we're a part of like. this giant never-ending cycle of getting. knocked back into the Stone Age and then. rebuilding to a new version of complex. society I think we're on a version of.

that now but I think there's been many. versions of that yeah I I think that. that's also on the table for us but I. think it'd be a lot easier for us to. bounce back than someone 2000 years ago. with our technology and our ability to. no no no not at all not at all because. when it hits first of all very few. people survive and everything goes to. [ __ ] there's no electricity no. generators work there's no one pumping. oil no one knows how to make a generator. no one knows how to make a cell phone so. all that technology is lost well the Jim. Baker people do wait so what would this. be like a media other than the meteor.

hitting there super volcano would kill. almost all of us the Yellowstone super. volcano it's a called Dara volcano like. they didn't they didn't realize that it. was so big until somewhere in like the. 2000s I think it was they did satellite. imagery and they realized oh my God. that's the Caldera of a volcano like. this Yellowstone thing we thought it was. just this crazy place with hot springs. like no that's a super volcano that is a. continent killer and it blows every six.

to eight hundred thousand years and. everyone dies like the whole [ __ ]. country dies and it happens every six to. eight hundred thousand years the last. time it happened was like six hundred. thousand so see that's another reason. Texas should be its own country well. we'll get it we'll get hit we'll get hit. we're all gonna die if that happens. we're [ __ ] like maybe people in New. Zealand will live and those folks will. be the new people you know it's happened. before was it that Toba was that what it. was yeah in Indonesia. there was a Toba volcano in Indonesia 70.

000 years ago they think knocked the. human race down to a few thousand people. holy [ __ ] really okay these things. happen man and they happen with. regularity in terms of the oh if you. look at the timeline of the Earth. they happen all the time it's just when. is it going to happen now or is it going. to happen a thousand years from now when. we have enough technology to mitigate. its effects in some way but when it. happens you get nuclear winter. everything dies no crops nothing is if. everything's the sun doesn't get through. the skies are filled with Ash you can't.

live no food you can't really live your. life with concerned about something like. that happening I'm not living my life. with concern I'm saying that's also on. the table sure so that's why I'm gray. okay get it because like I'm like yeah. this hopefully it's going to be great. you know but maybe not and for all of us. the end is gonna suck I'm I'm glad to. hear you're more concerned as I am if I. had to choose between natural disaster. or like you know we're all gonna end up.

killing each other I'm uh concerned with. both but I'm I'm always concerned with. things that people are dismissive of or. that they don't they don't think of as a. threat because that's when they hit you. when when something like nobody like. people lived in Pompeii like that. volcano don't worry about it we're good. until you have to worry about it until. you know they just didn't understand. like you're in a terrible spot to put a. city like if that thing goes and it goes. all the time it just doesn't go within. your lifetime so you don't understand. like you're you're dealing with an ant's. timeline you know an ant to us an.

antlers a [ __ ] few days right they're. gone we live a hundred years if we're. lucky volcanoes are hundreds of. thousands of years of activity and they. go on these long Cycles some of them. these super volcanoes and they just. [ __ ] blow and you never know when. it's gonna happen and that's they create. [ __ ] islands in the middle of the. ocean that's what Hawaii is yeah yeah. it's a [ __ ] volcano that's sprung out. of the ocean and now you go vacation. there and put [ __ ] emotional and sit.

out there and have Margaritas you're on. a volcano you're on the the creative and. destructive force of the Earth the thing. that makes mountains and you're camping. out on it and that's what that's our. life that's the reality of living on. Earth is this is not stable that's why. all these nutty people that are talking. about climate change is going to kill us. it's going to kill us it's not good it's. not good that we're polluting it's not. good that we're having a net negative. effect on the atmosphere but also. there's so many other things to be. concerned with that we have zero.

solution to super volcanoes we have zero. solution to asteroid impacts we have. Zero Solutions things that have wiped. out we know they killed off the. dinosaurs right right we know that we. know it we're 100 they [ __ ] find the. crater and the Yucatan they find craters. all over the place they found a big one. in Greenland isn't there one in Siberia. or somewhere oh yeah the tongusco yeah. yeah that's the one yeah that's the one. that they think happened during the time. where Earth passes through this meteor. shower there's there was a comet shower.

how do they refer to it but there's I. think it's every September or no every. November and every June we pass through. this thing and most of the time it just. gives you meteor showers in the sky you. see like you know people get excited. about that you can kind of predict when. that happens well that's why they know. that it's going to happen because it it. happens during these times we go through. this uh meteor shower they think that. that is what happened in tonkuska in the. early 1900s because it happened during.

that timeline so whatever this thing was. it didn't even make impact with the. ground it detonated in the sky and it. killed like a [ __ ] like a million Acres. or some crazy [ __ ] of trees how how much. did I know I exaggerated that number how. much did I think I did how much did Tom. guska destroy was like some kind of. crazy bomb equivalent a like a bomb yeah. well that's what they think happened to. Earth around 11 800 years ago that's a. younger driest impact Theory it's during. the same timeline. 2012 Megaton explosion geez Louise holy.

[ __ ] look at that picture to this day. there's no trees there seriously yes to. this day why because it's [ __ ] nuked. I don't know it's not it's a radioactive. literally just blew it out man. I don't know it just blew out whatever. [ __ ] it did to that area that soil. sucks. holy crap isn't that crazy 1908 that. wasn't that long ago so they think. that's also what happened at the end of. the Ice Age they think that the Earth.

and you know North America's ice caps. got smashed by comets and that's what. caused like the great lakes and that's. what caused the the mass or erosion uh. topographical details in the earth that. lead out to the ocean like these. enormous [ __ ] floods and that's. probably Noah's Ark flood that's why it. probably knocked human beings back into. the [ __ ] Stone Age again so our idea. of civilization propping up or emerging. around 6 000 years ago which they used.

to think these guys are saying it's. probably way earlier than that 20. 000 yeah and that's how that explains. the pyramids that explains these. incredibly complex geometric structures. they built in Africa who knows how many. thousand years ago how the [ __ ] did they. do it no one knows no one has any good. ideas all the ideas suck all of them. were like ridiculous and the the. structures are insane like who did that. when did they do it so you know they.

think somewhere around 2 500 years BC. but these guys are saying that you can't. carbon date stone this is all guesswork. and it's really possible that it could. be way earlier but where I mean do you. mean like the Great Pyramid yes they. know who built the Great Pyramid no they. don't no they definitely don't no they. there's archaeologists have attributed. to certain pharaohs but there's a lot of. problems with that first of all the. Great Pyramids they said they they think. they're tombs right right but there's no. evidence of their tombs they've never. found like pharaohs in them or anything. aren't they they're Imperial Chambers no.

no those are different areas that's not. the pyramids okay pyramids themselves. the pyramids are so massive there's two. million three hundred thousand Stones. Great Pyramid was the tallest building. on earth until like 1860 I think it was. something crazy like that yeah there's. stones that were cut from a quarry that. was 500 miles away like they have no. idea how they did that no idea how they. moved them no idea how they got them. through the mountains they caught. obelisks that were like thousands of. tons they moved them through the. mountains and got them hundreds of miles.

away they have no idea how they did that. they were probably very sophisticated. but in a different way than us they. probably had technology that we haven't. figured out yet because we went to. combustion engines and electricity and. that's how we figured out how to use the. human creativity and constantly. innovating when created technology that. went in this way but it's really. possible that another culture 20 000. years ago or whatever had figured out a. way to innovate the way we have with.

combustion engines and electronics but. in a completely different way I don't. know what they would use I don't know. how they did it but if you imagine human. beings going from the Roman Empire 2000. years ago to what we enjoy today that's. a tiny blip in time when you're talking. about twenty thousand thirty thousand. years if these people figured out some. form of technology so some form of. technology that we still haven't figured. out yet it's totally possible that that. could be the case and if that's the case.

they got hit they got boom boom comets. slammed into the Earth a giant. percentage of the population died the. people that survived clawed and scraped. for generations and they lived like. barbarians and they forgot everything. and then they rebuilt or moved into the. pyramids or like what's the point uh the. Sphinx which is obviously one of the. most amazing structures of the ancient. world the Egyptians don't talk about it. like it's just there and they don't know. when it was built or why and it's just.

odd that you imagine talking about New. York and never mentioning the Statue of. Liberty in your Literature Like it. doesn't make sense so that I know they. don't have any kind of good explanation. well I know I'm glad you've been married. for a long time this the Sphinx was not. buried for a long time was buried up to. its neck the Sphinx also has an African. face and it's smaller than the shape of. the rest of the body it's like not in. proportion and it's much much newer like. it doesn't have the erosion so they. think that during the time when the. Pharaohs ran Egypt that they might have.

redone that in the shape of I forget. which Pharaoh they're they're attributed. to but there's some controversy about. that but here's why why it's interesting. that you brought up the Sphinx because. the Temple of the Sphinx is the best. evidence that it's older than people. think it is because the temple this. thing is a guy named Dr Robert chalk. what do you mean the temple that's. around the Sphinx the the area where the. Sphinx is carved out of so the stones. that they cut out of this area to make. this like this ground this this like.

flat wall that has a bunch of different. kinds of stone in it and some of it is. uh more more dense and harder and the. other stuff is more porous and it gets. eroded quicker. so there's all this evidence of. thousands of years of rainfall on these. walls and there's a guy named Dr Robert. shawk who's a geologist from Boston. University and he measured it and he. went there and like looked at it and. examined it for just from the terms of. like as a geologist not a his as a.

historian because it [ __ ] with the. timeline because the last time there was. rain in the Nile Valley was like 9 000. years ago so it had to be thousands of. years older than that because it has. erosion from thousands of years of. rainfall because the Nile Valley used to. be that's what it was when they first. found it right when they had to that was. like in the olden days but look how. small the face is and compared to the. rest of the body they think it might. have actually been a lion originally and. one of the uh pharaohs had his face okay.

that's why the face is noticeably less. eroded than the rest of it but you see. the walls in the outside yeah see that's. the temple and those lines those. fissures according to Dr Robert shock he. says though those lines are a clear sign. of water erosion he's like you don't get. that kind of erosion from Sand and wind. he goes the way it there's there's like. videos that describe it in cartoon form. or in the illustration form or images. but those type of fissures are only.

created with erosion from water for. thousands of years of rainfall the. problem with that is they think that. that's 2500 BC so what he's saying is no. it's thousands and thousands of years. older than that and we don't know who. did it we don't know what like you're. just looking at structures right right. you're just guessing I mean there's. they're educated guesses but when people. come along with opposing information or. opposing uh ideas and theories about how.

it all went down the archaeologists that. have been teaching their version of. ancient history. they're very rigid and they don't want. to accept like new ideas they call them. racist or they'll call them racist yeah. oh they're called Graham Hancock racist. it doesn't make any sense it's just they. just throw that word at it like as if. somehow or another re-date it's first of. all. even if it's like 20 000 years ago it's. Africans but Africans made the pyramids. 100 you know how I know. how they're in Africa well no but I mean.

if it's in Africa you're ascribing. Advanced civilization to Africans that's. pro-african that's not anti-african. exactly that's what I'm saying like did. none of it makes any sense it's so dumb. it's maybe maybe because he's a white. man the by the way is married to a brown. woman okay beautiful woman who's amazing. his wife Santa so but the point is like. he's just talking about ancient history. because none of it has to do with race. or anything it's just talking about. human beings and they they'll come up.

with all sorts of like pseudoscience. labels they put on it and misinformation. and they were telling him this forever. and the more time goes on the more they. find evidence that he's correct it's. happening over and over and over and. over and over and over again to the. point where they've moved the dates of. complex civilization all the way back to. 12 000 years ago now because of Gobekli. Tepe when they first found these. fissures in the temple of the Sphinx. they were like there's no way there's no. evidence of any culture that existed. that was sophisticated that long ago.

where's the culture where's the evidence. well now they have evidence so it's like. because of Gobekli tapping what is that. it's a giant structure in turkey that's. like 12 000 years old okay they know it. was purposely covered someone buried it. up someone like covered it 12 000 years. ago I guess they know that because the. soil samples are uniform okay in terms. of what it wasn't just gradual over time. yeah yeah they're like this is all the. evidence that shows that this was. probably covered by like some invading. there was literally a cover-up of an. ancient civilization no but like.

literally yeah it's a literal cover-up. yeah when was this discovered this was. discovered by a goat herder I believe or. a sheep herder and he was walking along. um this Mountainside and he saw this. Cornerstone yeah that was sticking up. just like a like it looked like a right. angle they thought was weird so he. starts digging at it and he starts. moving it around and then he starts. digging around it and it's like. Stonehenge almost he starts calling in. scientists he's like hey uh yeah we got. some [ __ ] here and so it's immense it's. it's immense to this day they only have.

I think five percent of it or ten. percent of it has been excavated and. they've found through lidar there's. similar structures that are all over the. area so this is just one of many of. these structures that was look some. barbarians probably [ __ ] came in just. slashed everybody up and decided to. cover their [ __ ] yeah their whole areas. yeah yeah [ __ ] you you know like think. about like what the Mongols did holy. crap this is I've never heard of this. it's amazing right but think about what.

the Mongols did where they would like. wipe out an entire city kill everybody. with like bows and arrows and knives and. [ __ ] and and just level the city and do. it to the ground people have been doing. that forever they probably did that to. these folks whoever had these structures. they probably killed them all and then. covered all their [ __ ] up [ __ ] you what. about the Conquistadors whatever it was. when they find the is it the miles or. the Incas where they just stood there. and their arms were just tired because. they just stood there killing guys just. came at them one after another they just. killed them all day it was [ __ ] crazy. yeah they thought they thought the uh.

the Aztecs thought that they were Gods. yeah because they were on Horseback and. then they're blonde so they came over. from the sea like they've been. prophecied you know what's crazy too is. that horses used to be from North. America and then they moved elsewhere. and they came here they died off and. they think they died off at the same. time as the impacts oh there's a mat. there's like actual uh evidence of. biological evidence that fits with this. younger guys impact Theory and that's. the there's like two coinciding things. that Randall Carlson talks about but the.

extinction of like 65 of all megafauna. on North America It All Happened allow. around 11 000 years ago I thought the. the argument was that that's when humans. came and they out-competed them that's. not the yeah that's one Theory that's. the that's the Berserker Theory right. that we killed so efficiently that we. killed off all of them because you guys. about the Thunderbirds you have the. biggest ground sloths you had the. direwolves I think they were here the. problem with that there is they're. you're dealing with like very primitive. weapons when you go back that far if you.

go back 11 000 years ago I don't even. think you have archery okay I think you. have adolatals which is like a really. shitty method of throwing a spear like. uh I have a a thing for my dog it's like. a [ __ ] like a it's like a. I don't know what you call it like it's. a ball thrower but it's like this little. long stick that's curved and at the end. of it's the ball and it gives you like a. Lacross The Leverage yeah exactly like. um highlight yeah yeah so you throw it.

and the ball goes further they had. something like that for a spear okay and. they had this thing and they would just. like throw this beer better but you. gotta like sneak up on animals like you. got to get real close to them it's not. easy it's definitely not easy and you. probably stink because no one's figured. out soap yet and the area is huge North. America is Jack and South America. gigantic yeah and you're dealing like. planes animals you want me to believe. they wiped out planes animals without. horses like shut the [ __ ] up you know we. know what people did to the Bison during. the time where there was photography.

right so we know because we have actual. physical evidence of people standing on. top of mountains of Bison skulls people. are capable of horrendous Mass. executions of animals but they were. doing that with long range rifles right. it was technically they were trying to. do it right it wasn't how they were able. to do it so quickly if you're just. talking about people with no horses. because they don't have horses right so. they're just running around because the. horses somehow or another went extinct.

and I don't think they're killing more. than they need to they're not really. hunting for sport they're hunting for. food they're hunting for Furs exactly. they're hunting for bones whatever but. they do occasionally kill more than they. need sure but not to the point where I'm. gonna kill literally every animal around. me they do do they did Cliff drops. though okay the whole herd yeah. chase the herd off the cliff and then. they would go down around and eat them. but they couldn't eat all of them it's. impossible so but a lot of hard to start. is not gonna explain the Predators no. but you want to hear something great. sure those buffalo bison drops like the.

biological waste all starts to rot and. the gases and the fumes get so extreme. that they cause fires like they. spontaneously burst into flames and like. the countryside in some of these areas. where they have Buffalo drops like the. sides of the cliff are black with like. soot because these [ __ ] buff full of. bodies burst into flames holy imagine. how bad that stunk yeah yeah I was just. playing with the there's a there's a. Exotic Zoo here in Johnson City make. sure that's true. make sure that's true uh Buffalo I'm.

pretty sure it is Buffalo drops I just. have too much useless information in my. head like that I want to make sure it's. accurate so that might have been one. somebody told me but I don't think it is. I think it's real uh there's a place in. Johnson City where there's like a safari. here near Austin and you could go the. Bison was just sticking its head in the. car and sticking out its tongue it's the. most fun thing ever you can see the. Yellowstone yeah we I took my family to. Yellowstone we uh we were too close for. my comfort I didn't I I didn't feel. comfortable at all massive and they're. they can be aggressive they [ __ ] people.

up when you get close to them there's a. good Instagram page called the torons of. Yellowstone okay you know morons that. are tourists and uh it's all just people. flying through the air oh is it really. yeah it's all just people getting kicked. by elk and stabbed and yeah it's [ __ ]. horrible people are so stupid they jump. out of their car to like say hi to a. bear like it's so dumb oh yeah oh yeah a. bear oh yeah dude people are [ __ ]. dumb they try to take selfies with bears. I think there's like those folks that.

live in West Virginia that are inbred. and then there's a scale there's a scale. from that. to Elon Musk. somewhere on that scale you think it's. okay to take a [ __ ] selfie with a. bear I don't know I don't know what that. is I do you think they've watched too. much Disney. if you. I just think they think it's not going. to happen to them because it hasn't. happened to them yet I think people have. this that's what I think about like.

super volcanoes and [ __ ] too it's like. it hasn't happened yet so you think it. can't happen or you know I've never. heard of any this happening to anyone so. therefore it doesn't really happen can. happen yeah I mean I've read about it. but whatever dude California has a. grizzly bear as the flag yeah it's on. the flag there's no grizzly bears in. California they killed them all do you. know why they killed them all because. they killed people they killed so many. people that they got together and they. said we got to kill all these [ __ ]. bears and they killed all of them. and the last guy that died from grizzly. bear was in Levesque California how long.

ago they named it Levesque after him his. name was like yeah I think his name is. Stephen Levesque yeah he got [ __ ]. destroyed by a grizzly bear they killed. the bear that was the last bear and then. they uh they [ __ ] named the town How. Are You Gonna Keep Bears out of. California's gigantic they murdered all. of them but they're still going to be. sons in like Oregon or Nevada who are. going to come back no there's no. Grizzlies in Oregon or Nevada really. yeah this Grizzlies only exist in a few. Western States they existed well they. don't exist in Colorado but they do. think they might in fact my friend Adam. Greentree he did a long hunt in the.

mountains the San Juan mountains of. Colorado and he got video of what he. says is a grizzly bear that was uh off. in the distance you see the grizzly bear. I posted on my Instagram today no I. didn't oh boy. oh boy oh boy just so people just I love. this video because it it's a camera. that's set up and someone put food in. front of the camera and a light so that. when the grizzly bear walked in you can. get video of this thing walking in so. it's like a little cautious and a little. skittish but you get a sense of what it.

would look like if that thing was like. walking up to you and any illusion holy. crap any illusion that you have that you. could somehow survive if that thing. wanted to kill you should be. instantaneously erased when you see this. video look at the size of that [ __ ]. thing. I mean look at the [ __ ] size of it. play that again because it's so insane. when you see it walking the immense. power of this thing it's like a truck. and this thing could run 40 miles an.

hour. like you're [ __ ]. dude. I bet they run faster than 40 miles an. hour no there's no way I bet they do. yeah no 40. you would be stunned you'd. be stunned if you saw how fast a grizzly. bear yeah but 40 is a crazy speed but. don't you think a deer could do that. brown bear. 35.25 which brown bear 35 a black bear. what uh it's a polar bear 25. okay yeah. okay 35 miles an hour close to 40. okay.

it's in the neighborhood sure it's like. fast is the fastest human it's ever. lived and they could do it for a long. time but there's one running look how. fast he's running. that's from a car yeah yeah dude I'm. telling you they're stunningly fast for. a big thing way faster than us well so I. saw rhinos and hippos they [ __ ]. they're they're it's insane look at that. [ __ ] run well it's all they're all. muscle they're just muscle and fat and. fur. and thick ass skin do they stamina. though oh yeah man they could they chase. moose down yeah yeah they right oh. they're not Ambush Predators they're.

Chase Predators I don't mean to be. defensive I'm just saying like I felt. that guy can they Sprint 100 yards and. then they got none of the animals that. spread a mile but they just they'll. eventually they have better endurance. than the deer yeah they catch them they. just chase after them they get them in. an open area they just chase after them. there's a there's a video of a great. video of this uh. large grizzly bear chasing down this elk. and they're running over like dead fall. trees and [ __ ] and the bear just finally. gets them they're just scrambling around. it's almost like you're watching a. football play and then the bear gets.

them the Bears chased him down and got. them they get them all the time yeah. bears are so big and so powerful that. they have no fear there's nothing that. can [ __ ] them up yeah but well no that. he's kind of skittish you ever watched. that show a lot because of people sure. sure people and guns so what I'm saying. is like Wyoming Montana. um Alaska has a lot Alaska is a lot. um other states with Grizzlies or or. brown bears I don't think that's I think.

that might be it Idaho Idaho definitely. sorry New York state had brown bears no. no no no no no New York state has black. bears that are color fairy face okay. they probably had brown bears at one. point in time yeah in in history and. they probably were eradicated for the. same reason why they eradicated them. from California like people forget like. California was all ranches and [ __ ]. right you know like when people first. came out here the settlers the. homesteaders yeah of course they killed. all the girls were there it's like [ __ ].

this you sure there's no brown bears. Upstate New York yes I'm sure there's a. a color phase black bear and they are. brown yeah I know you're referring to it. and some of them are blonde they get to. like a blonde color but there's no. Grizzlies I just said Grizzlies I mean. that's a brown bears the brown bears are. grizzly it's the same thing yeah brown. bear is a coastal bear like uh Alaska is. a brown bear uh the brown bears live on. the coast and then the Inland Bears or. Grizzlies but they're the same bear it's. a brown bear okay yeah there's two. different speed they have longer claws. they're they're a different bear and um.

they're much more aggressive and much. more dangerous than a black bear but. black bears when they kill people. they're killing people to eat people. more often brown bears generally don't. think of people as food they don't know. what the [ __ ] you are like they're. trying to kill moose and and deer and. eat salmon and stuff like that black. bear will be like they've they've pulled. people out of tents and [ __ ] but grizzly. bears have done that too that's a. Grizzly Man Yeah well that guy was he. was uh staying in a place where the.

Bears should have already been in. hibernation and he was out there and so. the only bears that were still out were. starving and so he was like almost like. suicide by bear like okay he was a bear. expert he should have known that like. the people that talk about you know that. area it's called the the grizzly it's. called the grizzly maze I think and it's. just infested with giant [ __ ] Bears. they're huge man and when they get older. they they don't have enough fat to. hibernate so they have to be up and they.

do a lot of cannibalism like you found. like you know like eating oh Bears or. cannibals almost all bears are cannibals. my friend saw. these two bears fighting there was a. male bear who came in because there was. a female in her Cubs and the female. tried to chase off the male bear but the. male bear got a hold of one of her Cubs. and killed it and she chased off the. feet the male bear after the male bear. killed her Cubs and then she ate her cub. well it was I mean the Dead one right.

yes she ate her dead Cub Jesus right. after she was trying to protect it the. moment it became meat she ate her cup. good Lord okay that's what we're talking. about yeah like this is not a [ __ ]. stuffed animal. and people like we need more of them we. need to reintroduce them to Colorado. like people want to reintroduce them. places like what are you talking about. yeah and they're the ones do you know. what that is yeah yeah yeah yeah but I. think this is the problem people have. this Disney idea of nature they. certainly do yeah they certainly do so.

no there's no brown bears I don't I mean. I don't know when the last time there. was a brown bear in New York see if. there's where brown bears are what. states do brown bears live in. I want to say probably Colorado but. that's controversial Wyoming definitely. definitely has a lot of them only four. states okay wow Washington State I. forgot Washington State okay all right. Hannah and Wyoming less than two. thousand remain brown bears are far more. numerous than state of Alaska where.

there's an estimated 30 000 Bears about. 95 of the entire population in the. United States holy [ __ ]. wow how about those people that live on. that island that just get giant bears. like coming to the island all the time. which is the island where the guy shot. the bear through the door in the head as. it was like trapped in his house this. this bear got into this guy's house they. came downstairs they heard all this. noise and the the neighbor came over. while the bear was in the guy's house.

and shot it through the head through the. front door Admiralty Island wow. pull that story up because this story is. [ __ ] wonderful for the Kodiak bears. yeah the Kodiak bears which are the. biggest bears but all those Bears on. that side the coastal Bears they call. brown bears that's like Alaska bears and. they're way bigger way bigger because. they have so much salmon yeah they're. eating so much fish and they eat like. dead whales and [ __ ] and they're they're. [ __ ] enormous. which grizzly bear oh it's a Hulk is it.

a hoax no no no no no no no no no no no. this is a new story this is a new story. it happened. um I think it was on a fog neck. man kills Cody oh that's Kodiak even. bigger okay so click on that so this is. oh my God so this bear was trying to get. into his [ __ ] front the bear got in. somehow and then couldn't get out and so. it was trapped in like his uh the front. area of his house and his neighbor came. over and the bear was like trying to get. through the door to get out and he shot.

it through the door and killed it holy. crap yeah holy crap dude do you imagine. you go downstairs there's a [ __ ]. dirty Story how big was the bear a 12. gauge slug to the Head threw a wooden. door in the middle of the night during a. storm. that guy's never going to forget that. [ __ ] night yeah no [ __ ] holy how big. was the bear look how big it is oh. look at when he's got it on look at how. they got it like hanging you see how big. it is oh it might be like 10 feet or.

something it's got to be 10 feet easy to. easy. half ton. that's a thousand pounds oh my God. oh my God look at the size of that thing. when it's lying there dead look at the. claws on it. but that's just a real monster that's a. real it really exists it's a his wife. said baby there's a bear. the Bears knows that my bedroom doorway. looking right at my wife oh my God the. bear had come through the front door.

somehow bumping it closed walked through. the living room through the kitchen past. the leftover Fried Chicken on the. counter and stopped directly in front of. the family's washer and dryer it was. looking at Maribel lying in bed why why. wouldn't it get the food I don't know. because it smelled live things scroll. back up again also agree what she said. she says it took me a quarter of a. second to decide to pull the trigger. Olson said. Jesus Christ holy crap oh my God so he.

shot it. and then the bear so he shot it with a. occult 45 so let me scroll down a little. bit there okay uh despite Olson's. immediate decisiveness he knews he knew. he had to take his shot carefully he had. to shoot around the corner of a bedroom. where his two youngest children were. sleeping as he pulled the trigger to. send a 45 Colt round through the Bear's. shoulder his inner voice reminded him. don't hit the kids when I pulled the. trigger I couldn't see its head I hope.

that the first shot hit him in the. shoulder. wheel uh whether from pain or fear the. bad the bear managed to turn its Mammoth. body around inside the confines of the. home's tiny hallway likely an attempt to. get back out the way he came in Olson. followed the bear through his house I. was pulling the trigger while shouting. get out of my house along with a lot of. lager and fisherman words that I've. learned over the years he said there was. not an ounce of fear in me at that. moment it was all business it was just.

rage and the maddest I have ever been I. could not believe this thing was in my. house I was Furious. holy [ __ ] how could there be no fear. when you have this thing in your house. Olsen put three of the four rounds he. fired into the bear a 45 cult is not. designed to bring down a 988 pound bear. instantly it's not big enough he said. you need a bigger gun scared and injured. the enormous bear made a valiant effort. to escape Olson's house it staggered. into the home's attic entry Arctic entry.

rather a kind of eight by eight foot mud. room lined with shelves that the family. uses as a pantry it was thrashing around. in there but he couldn't get out somehow. the door ended up closed he would have. left if he could have but that stupid. door shut behind him because a wounded. Kodiak bear could be far more dangerous. than an uninjured bear Olson saved the. last round of his revolver just in case. the bear tried to leave the pantry I. could hear him breathing the girls could. hear him in their room too Olson said I.

kept yelling at the girls to stay in. their room I did not want them coming. out of that doorway he was thrashing. around trying to get out every once in a. while and it had evacuated its bowels on. the car carpet Olson said he was scared. so he calls for backup he calls his. friend. wow yeah. so one of my buddies got a call he was. going up there to Olson's house Hyman. said Hellman said his wife called my. wife because she didn't want him going. alone so she woke me up Hellman grabbed.

his Remington 870 tactical shotgun and a. handful of Winchester XP one ounce. copper sabot slugs that's a big round. and headed up the road into his to his. neighbor's house Hellman said he had. rolled relied on the Slugs for hunting. and they leave the muzzle with an. intense. 2489 foot pounds of energy when I showed. up the bear was sitting right behind the. front door there's a glass window in the. door Hellman said you could just see it. sitting there with its head moving up.

and down like it's either licking its. wounds or eating something I'm not sure. which. probably licking the part where it got. shot yeah oh [ __ ] yeah so he said I was. about 10 feet from the door I timed the. shot for when its head was below the. glass I wanted to shoot through the wood. part of the door not the glass when I. shot it shook the whole house the copper. slug hit the mark traveling under the. heavy Bear's jaw and through its brain. after I shot we moved up to the door and. shined a flashlight in there we could. see it laying there motionless but we.

wanted to give it plenty of time the. last thing I wanted to do was go in the. back door and be in the living room with. an injured bear that's why I made a. choice to shoot it right through the. door instead of going in there with it. holy [ __ ] dude. then they have to get out of the house. too. those [ __ ] survived when the. when the Rocks hit when the Comets yeah. the Bears lived they lived everything. else died Tigers died horses died what's. the most dangerous thing that we have. around here in Austin.

this mountain lion's here okay there's. not a lot of them but they've spotted. them okay. um. yeah those rattlesnakes there's big. coyotes you know not I wouldn't worry. about you but if you have children I'd. worry about them they killed dogs they. killed a buddy of mine's dog recently. that's uh that's everywhere though. that's the whole country now. coyotes are literally in every [ __ ]. state. that's okay well at least we don't have. Bears yeah we don't have bears but we do. have more tigers in private collections. in captivity than all of the wild of the.

world yeah I think doesn't Texas have no. restrictions on um yeah there's a pet. store here where they have a sloth. and they have and I I was funny because. Blair comes over and she's like oh I. think I saw this like monkey-like thing. at this pet store I think it's a sloth. and I'm like shut the [ __ ] up you cannot. have a sloth at a pet store she's like I. think it's a slot I'm like all right and. I'm showing her pictures and I'm like. she's like I think that's it and I made. her call them and she's like sir what. was that thing in the window they're. like do you mean the sloth it's a you go.

there there's a sloth and its best. friend is an iguana her best friend. excuse me and the sloth likes licking. the salt from the iguana's nostril but. it's in this amazing pet store they have. a sloth and she's been there for 15. years or something a kangaroo problem in. Texas no yeah is that a euphemism no. there's a real kangaroo problem dudes. have kangaroos as pets and they get out. and they're breeding I don't know if. they're breeding yet but people have. spotted Kangaroos and one guy's Kangaroo. got out and he had to lure it back to. the house with milk because like.

kangaroos don't have to listen to you. right yeah they get pretty big yeah yeah. and they get aggressive well I don't I. don't know what the [ __ ] going on. what's up with all the kangaroos lose to. Texas. what's up what's up what two rules for. the last week yeah uh two ruse recently. went walk about calling attention to the. fact that in Texas it's legal to keep. them as pets but that doesn't mean you. should no it doesn't mean you should but. it's also legal you know it's like. that's why we got to keep guys like Beto. O'Rourke from being the governor of. Texas he would stop he would stop the. kangaroos that's one of the first things.

he would do people would complain. do you know where that will be racist do. you know where that won't be a problem. where the Republic of Texas interesting. it'll be part of I think you become. president. fight our constitution. um how long does here here's a I'm gonna. throw this out there yeah what's a good. amount of time someone should be. president zero yeah. how do we run things with no president. well here's the problem with term limits. well it's simple everyone does what. they're supposed to the problem with.

term limits is when you start out you're. you're doing the toughest job in the. world and you're a newbie well also that. you're incentivized to get all you don't. have a long time span right so you don't. really have a concern about what happens. in year nine because you have no. possibility of being reelected so the. incentive and if you look at New York. term limits goddess de Blasio right. because Bloomberg was there for two. years he cheated he made it a third term. he got his third term he got elected de. Blasio comes in and it's just like it. [ __ ] everything up I mean when's the. last time you were in New York pretty.

recently pretty recently yeah it's. definitely it's so awful I could talk. about this all the time it's just so. heartbreaking to see I was in I was in. New York during the pandemic we heard. gunshots while we're getting four. serious yeah yeah we're at a Falafel. stand all right bang bang bang. like oh gunshots did you see two in the. morning in New York City and you saw. Lori Lightfoot when she lost her. nomination she said you know I've made. Chicago a better and safer City like. these people are Shameless. um I think they're crazy I think that's. why they're running in the first place I.

mean she used to dress up remember she. dressed up like a superhero that's right. yeah to fight kovid she's a crazy person. yes you could see in her eyes yeah but. you know they they like the idea. of having her you know I think it's more. the idea than the actual person I think. you know we're in this time where you. look at uh the the performance of some. of these people that are in these places. that always vote blue and you go this is. kind of like this is kind of crazy that. you guys are sticking to this way of.

running cities when it always fails like. it fails spectacularly almost every time. but there's different ways of voting. blue failing oh yeah like it's not. always voting blue means crime no no but. it seems like that today it seems like. that now that voting blue means being. softer on crime it means that you. recognize that there's too many people. in prison and that the United States is. more people in prison than any other. country in the world and that we have a.

prison industrial complex and that you. have corrupt judges and you have. incompetent lawyers you have a lot of. factors that lead to people to be. prosecuted for crimes that they didn't. really commit and they get incarcerated. crimes to begin with yeah many of them. yeah well probably like a large. percentage of people in this country in. jail for drugs right right I don't know. what that percentage was but I do know. that it was a scam when Biden was saying. everybody's in jail for possession your. marijuana are you going to be free but. there's no one in jail for possession of.

marijuana in on a in a federal prison. right it's all states it's all. distribution it's all sales it's all. like you're a drug dealer it's not like. you just have weed yeah but it's like. he's saying marijuana possession like. how much what if I have a thousand. pounds what they call that what intent. to distribute right at a certain point. or it could be you're just a big drug. user well at a certain point you can't. argue that like if you go over some. dude's houses like like in California. where it's legal right go to uh like be.

real from Cypress Hill's house okay what. kind of [ __ ]. compound with what I mean he's probably. got every kind of weed known to man but. at his house Jim Baker's situation right. that he's waiting for the Rapture so. he's got tables made out of you know. yeah a cush but I mean if you go to uh. most people's house you find a couple of. joints but it doesn't mean that he's. selling it just means he likes wheat. more yeah yeah like if you go to some my. friend is a wine uh collector you go to.

his house he's like enormous wine room. and it's all like temperature controlled. and [ __ ] he's not a wine dealer if wine. was illegal you wouldn't say that this. guy's a [ __ ] criminal he's about to. sell wine to everybody no he likes wine. when I did grand jury uh this was some. of the things they were trying to put. people away for and these are like. teenagers and they wanted to get them. like he's got a pound two pounds I. remember what it was of weed let's put. it away and it's not that hard to. convince people to let them walk it's. like listen do you want to ruin this. kid's life because he has a lot of weed. and people like yeah you're right it's.

stupid 100 and the DA's come back and. they're confused because we refuse to. indict them even though they had them. dead to rights so that's something. people can do to so that's people from. jail the violent crime thing though is. not great and when people commit violent. crimes oftentimes they're mentally ill. and if you just let those people right. back on the street and they just got. away with committing a violent crime the. chances of committing a violent crime. again are probably pretty [ __ ] high. yeah but especially people that have. like a long history of violent crime but.

they don't need to be mentally ill if I. thought if it's legal for me to steal. from CVS or Dwayne Reed I could just go. in with my shopping bags fill it up. they're not going to stop me I'm not. going to get arrested if I get arrested. I'm still up ahead so why not do it why. not do it and then you know what is it. was it which one was it Walgreens that. pulled out of Portland OR Walmart the. Walmart pull out of Portland. they're like we can't do this anymore. yeah like this is you guys are crazy. like you're just letting people steal. things yeah it's nuts it could steal up.

to 900 worth of stuff and no one's. supposed to stop you so people just walk. into stores and steal things yeah but. this was the thing in like the late 60s. early 70s and this was a big problem for. the Democratic party because they were. big on like so-called like civil. liberties civil rights things like that. in this context of rights of the accused. and it was Clinton and Al Gore in 92 who. campaigned as we're new Democrats the. line was we don't think the way the old. Democrats do before the death penalty. and that was them kind of turning their. back on this what was perceived as or. perhaps was soft on crime version of the.

democratic party and now that kind of. thing that's kind yeah and that's kind. of Fallen by the wayside yeah mayor uh. Adamson New York City Shoppers dropped. that mask to prevent robberies mayor. Eric Adams is telling shopkeepers to Bar. customers who refuse to lower their. masks when they first enter stores good. Lord oh boy. when they first enter stores it's like. you come in the store I show you my face. then I put the mask back on and you're. not gonna remember what I looked like I.

just can't believe that people are still. wearing masks yeah. you know especially after these Studies. have come out but we we have data on it. now folks. that's pretty they pretty much agree. that it doesn't work yeah but it does. work because it's it's you're signaling. and signaling yeah you're in group. signal yes it works for that and it. works for people that are paranoid. there's a guy maybe like n95 masks might. offer you like some [ __ ] like very. slight level protection I don't know. there's better than not have a one Jesus. Christ as a requirement it's ridiculous.

there's a dude who goes to my gym who's. like 5'2 and he's squatting like 500. pounds and he's in a mask every single. time for months and I'm so curious what. he's thinking and what's going on. because obviously he knows about his. health and taking care of his health. maybe he has bad teeth. his teeth. Habsburg jaw I think there's I mean. there was a study recently that like. unattracted people are far more likely. to keep their masks on. I think people don't like people looking.

at their face if they don't feel good. about their face and uh you know you're. a good looking guy you're lucky I don't. know about that but you're definitely. not ugly I don't know about that either. you're not ugly thank you but some. people unfortunately didn't get born. with the best face and they don't like. it maybe they don't like what they look. like maybe they don't like the fact that. they gained weight they got a double. chin slap a mask on yeah but then you. feel Anonymous the guy's jacked as hell. right but some people I guess they still. they only see the ugliness they don't. see the the results maybe some people. just want you to look at their body only.

and maybe that's what he's doing my eyes. getting jacked up I think I'm gonna have. to go up to him at the gym like a. complete lunatic be like hey I was. talking about future rookie what's up. with the mask yeah bring it up why not. it's it's it's just and maybe he has a. disease then I'm sitting there thinking. should I be wearing the mask because. then maybe I'll be by squatting more. because he's clearly better at the gym. than I am I don't think that's how it. works well I don't know I'll take. whatever help I can get follow the. science. yeah I'm like like was this your cycle. you were the mass for six three weeks. then you go out of a cruise and the.

oxygen deprivation somehow I don't know. that makes you inflate what are you most. um excited oh let me talk about this. book up here talking about yeah yeah. I've been working on this for. two years. um the white pill the white pill uh. Mouse because what do you what do you. think uh what is white pill for you it's. optimism no no the white pill is hope. hope okay uh the black machine open. optimism because optimism means I think. everything is going to work out and hope. is okay I'm not convinced that that's. the case but I've certainly like if.

someone's if you someone has a deadly. disease you may not be optimistic that. like you know what you're gonna be here. for five years but you certainly have to. live as if you are yeah and have that. hope that you're gonna pull through. that's true so that's kind of a big key. difference because optimism I think is. often foolish like if people one of the. reasons people get blackpilled or kind. of give up hope because they keep. thinking oh when Trump gets in or when. Biden gets in or DeSantis or someone. gets in everything's gonna go work out. it's like it's not how it works if you. keep putting your eggs in the basket.

that this guy in a white horse is going. to come and save you it's not gonna. happen yeah they can maybe make. improvements but you know no one person. and this on the other side no one person. can destroy this country either I mean. these Republicans who think Biden is. just one election away from destroying. America I'm like get the [ __ ] out of. this country then if you think one. president can destroy this country yeah. well it's kind of amazing that the. country runs as smoothly as it does with. Biden in charge I mean it kind of shows. you how the checks and balances and all. the different branches of government are.

actually pretty effective in some way I. mean it's like it's not a [ __ ]. perfect system by any stretch of the. imagination but the way it operates. right now can operate with that guy as. president or I mean I'm sure he's got a. crack team behind him oh for sure yeah. steals luggage oh is that funny are they. still on the lamp or did they catch him. oh they got him yeah he's he's he he got. arrested okay yeah because now they know. that he's stolen like multiple bags. right didn't they arrest him. I feel like they're wrestling I know I. know he had warrants yeah I think he's. [ __ ] yeah because there was a woman.

who was a designer right yeah yeah he. stole her allegedly stole her clothes. and was like wearing no because they're. specifically clothes right because. there's something she wore to some award. show or something yeah she's a designer. so she has like cool clothes so he's got. a good eye well I don't think he knows I. think he's just getting lucky and. stealing people's luggage is it kind of. like if you've played restaurant enough. times you're gonna hit the bullet yeah I. think he just looks around at a bag it. looks like a girl's bag grabs it. yeah. oops I thought it was mine yeah that's. why I took it out and put all the.

clothes on that happened to me once I. was with a friend at a bar in Manhattan. and some girl just like took her bag and. was trying to play like oops I got. confused I'm like you're lying and then. she got offended well I didn't believe. her [ __ ] I'm like. non-binary ex-nuclear race investing of. the FBI while okay investigated by the. FBI for stealing fashion designers. luggage at Washington airport but was he. arrested he got investigated for that. but I thought he was charged with. something because he got caught with. more than one one time this is a. different this would be a third time.

holy crap imagine if that's always close. it's like he doesn't want to go because. he has a beard and a mustache I don't go. buy women's clothes people get mad at. you but you have Amazon they don't get. mad at you they'd be like come on in oh. my God maybe those why isn't where. you're going those like white liberal. women working those stores they'd be. tripping over themselves to have this Am. I Wrong have them as a customer of them. would in that of course isn't that wild. like what happened they hate that. is that what it is yes this is their way. to show Dad that much they hate him the. patriarchy yeah yeah. oh my God you're amazing you have.

lipstick on oh my God meanwhile that's. the patriarchy men assuming men taking. up room spaces yeah and being the more. more dominant woman yeah a few weeks ago. though okay appear in court today the. FBI thing was reported a couple days ago. okay so they say oh he's got layers of. drama he's got some great lips. let's scroll down he looks like a Dick. Tracy I'm convicted on the charge. Brenton who previously served as Deputy. assistant secretary for spent Fuel and. waste uh disposition at the department.

of Energy's office of nuclear energy. could face up to five years in prison a. ten thousand dollar fine or both. wait oh I didn't realize he stole this. while he was working for the government. I thought this was past [ __ ] no no no no. no he's like constantly been doing it oh. my God. they caught him I think this is the. third time they know for sure he did it. but he could have probably done it. before and people just never you know. bags why not missing all the time man. but they caught him on film stealing. someone else's bag.

so there's more than one instance of him. definitely doing it holy crap that was. his move yeah yeah probably got a cheap. thrill out of it you know do you. remember when you know like sometimes. like you finally got a famous actress. gets shop living yeah yeah she got. busted like what was that it's probably. [ __ ] fun wild well it's not like she. couldn't afford it yeah maybe she was. high so who's a mild thrill yeah I dated. a girl in high school who got caught. shoplifting been caught stealing yeah. she was uh she would um do clothes she. would like put go to a store and close.

she couldn't afford she'd put them on or. put them on underneath her clothes and. she got she got caught and busted it was. like a big deal dude I I'm gonna confess. something that I've never admitted to. before okay here on this minor show that. no one listens to her watches so I'll be. perfectly safe when I was in high school. my friend Arthur and I. went to the New York Aquarium. and they have an estuary exhibit. and in this Estuary exhibit was a. species of fish which I found very.

unusual which I really liked called a. spiny box fish which is not a boxfish. it's a relative of the porcupine fish. and we got a cup and it was a low tank. no cover and we got it we stalled the. fish oh my God aquarium how did you get. it out you just get a cup the thing was. an inch long it was a baby and we just. got it with the cup and uh whatever. happened to it I put in my tank and it. thrived for quite some time how long I. don't it must have been maybe months wow.

yeah so I stole a fish from the near. aquarium and I don't regret it for a. second and they're very hard to take. care of in captivity that species. congratulations thank you. it's a good theft yeah it's like overall. did the fish have a worse life you. definitely stole property I did steal. property public property but isn't it. weird that life is property I remember. what he did he put it no no he put it. like on his head under his hat for a. second until we got out of the room like. like flopping around yes oh Christ if.

I'm remembering correctly oh my God then. we had then I also had a cup of water. from salt water because of saltwater. fish oh my God but we got it home wow. I'll never yeah that was how long was. the drive home well it's a walk it was. like a block okay good yeah how much. oxygen is in that salt water this cup. you're fine they could be in there for a. day easily because there's no surface. so if you just stir it it's oxygenated. your phone you just gotta stir it every. now and then yeah they're perfectly fine. yeah not wild but that's where they get. it what do you mean the oxygen in the.

water you could just stir it and they. get oxygen well they start they I mean. it's mixing at the surface no but it's. not crazy that's how they they breathe. you have to do that to them we could. what imagine if we found civilization. underwater okay that existed breathing. water the same way a fish does like why. are fish all dumb they're not dumb at. all I'm offended they're dumb as [ __ ]. listen the only thing no you listen. orcas are smart orcas aren't fish right. because they're not fish they're mammals. same as I was gonna say anything that. Breezer is smart everything that. breathes underwater [ __ ] idiots.

that's not that's not running around. eating each other it's not true at all. the only thing that's smart as octopuses. okay the guy who runs octonation Warren. he lives in Austin too I become Pals. with him so shout out to Warren. um there are tunnel fish are smart too. they just learned how to do the. marshmallow test oysters are dumb as. [ __ ] oysters don't have brains right. that's what I'm saying there's these. aren't fish they're not they're. there are lots of fish species that are. very intelligent like which ones uh. porcupine fish trigger the archerfish an. example of a smart fish species that can.

use tools to make life easy they're not. smart especially when it comes to. feeding archerfish squirt Jets of water. out to Insects on plants and they can. recognize the size of the prey and. adjust the size of their squirts of. course that's not an intelligence thing. that like there live in brackish water. region yeah there's like three or four. species of them they have some in Dallas. the clouded Archer which are really kind. of rare in captivity. um and they train them to eat to shoot. food that's on a glass little um. adaptation they're so strange but it's. not the same thing as intelligence.

intelligence like problem solving if you. look at um like trigger for sculptures. the sculptures that they make and they. rearrange their when you're having. something that manipulates this. environment that's a sign of interesting. manipulate their environment and make. sculptures oh yeah look up Triggerfish. first of all just for everybody I was. joking around about them being stupid. okay okay they're pretty dumb though I. mean they don't even have cell phones. they live in the ocean I I I tend to. think people have cell phones tend to be. dumb because they didn't invent it. though my first [ __ ] my the reason I'm. sensitive about this issue. is the very first paycheck I ever got.

was writing for an aquarium magazine. when I was in high school tropical fish. hobbyist magazine so I've been on this. train for a very long time the. adaptation of animals on this planet is. so bizarre sometimes that it it confuses. me like something is off in the laws of. reality like have you ever seen a Viper. caterpillar it's like a caterpillar that. disguises looks like a Viper like. exactly yeah eyeballs and everything and.

a diamond shaped head well what about. just what scares uh off other creatures. like that head represents venomous or. predatory but what about ant spiders. I don't know what an ant spider is a. spider that looks like an ant and. spiders have eight legs ants have six so. the spider's two front legs are always. up in the air as if they're antennae and. they smell like the ants and there's. another species of ants biting around. the ants and eat them I don't know if. they eat the ants but they certainly are. protected because think about if you're. surrounded by ants no one's attacking. you and then there's a species of ant.

spider where the mandibles are stretched. out so it looks like it's carrying a. dead ant whoa so that but that's not a. sign of intelligence no just adaptation. yeah but that adaptation is insane whoa. these are colorful Triggerfish trigger. fish didn't give me anything I had to. type in which fish makes sculpture okay. I said it was a Huffer fish a puffer a. little puffer fish same order look how. beautiful that is yes that's amazing. because it's geometrical and if you have. them in your tank at home they'll like. rearrange the furniture to make it more. their liking.

yeah that's wild I wonder why they do. that to mate yeah just show [ __ ] how. your house looks yeah look look at my. house yo it's amazing. I'm a puffer what about like uh what. Bauer Birds right when they make these. big huge uh structures and they're TR. they have anything blue they put in. there because apparently the females. like blue really yeah wow so but fish. are much smarter than people realize. because think about if you're in fresh. water you're gonna have a short lifespan. especially if it's seasonal but in the.

ocean some of these things live for 20. years so if you have that longer. lifespan it's gonna tend to have much. more kind of problem solving and more. investment in sustaining that organism. as opposed to like having oh I'm just. going to get in a year who cares just. gonna you know cycle through the life. cycle quickly. it is fascinating that that world exists. right next to our world. and supposedly life in the ocean I mean. all life came at one point in time from. water right right the thought process so.

they evolved on their path we evolved on. our path but on the ground you. manipulate things more the ground. intelligent creatures manipulate things. more so we have this idea in our head. that we're smarter than like dolphins. and orcas they have actually have larger. brains than ours like uh dolphins are. bizarrely intelligent like we don't even. know how intelligent they are but they. just don't need to exhibit any sort of. control over their environment the way. we do well they also it's harder for. them because they don't have you know. hands yeah obviously they didn't evolve.

that. you know they didn't they didn't they. didn't need to manipulate their physical. environment because they can move. through 3D space as a dolphin and they. could just eat fish and follow them. around and stay in the warm Waters and. they're good like there's there was no. need to get to the place where we are. where we're just a subject to so many. different animals and so many different. like invading tribes all the crazy [ __ ]. their environment's a lot more stable. than ours. yeah that's a that's a Tusk fish it's a. type of rest breaks clams. well then you think about like white.

sand beaches and all those white sand. beaches are made by fish part of a. Parrotfish right yeah yeah I mean what. how many [ __ ] parrotfish and how long. like what are you talking about many. many was hundred thousand years no crazy. this and when they [ __ ] you could see a. cloud of sand come out there as and. we're just running Nets through this. place just scooping up everything we can. and serving in a sushi no that's not. true you know this is like really I'm. not saying like right here at this no. not doing it protected reefs but in the.

ocean like the overfishing in the oceans. yeah they're not going to be there. because they eat coral so they're. getting these ones yeah yeah of course. these animals like that's a protected. read but I'm saying the ocean in general. the ocean in general like we talked you. ever seen those um uh documentaries. there's been quite a few that they do. the Japanese fish markets where these. guys bring in these big Tunas and you. know they're auction them people don't. realize how big these Tunas are they're. massive they're like the size of an SUV. but these guys all talk about how much. less tuna there is now okay it's much. harder to get to than it used to be and. it's not that easy to farm them either.

[ __ ] big man they're big you know. they had a storm that hit Hawaii and. they had a bunch of Yellowtail that they. were farming so they had like this whole. area. uh it's like no Yellow Tail is like a. tuna it's like in the tuna family okay. and uh it was um. you know it's like uh really aggressive. fighting fish it's delicious too you. know people love them for sushi I think. they were actually breeding them for. sushi so storm hit anyway and their.

enclosure [ __ ] up got [ __ ] up by the. storm they all got out and so people. were catching them I caught a couple of. them and it's how big were they they're. pretty big you know like 10 pounds 15. pounds that's the size yeah it was like. that big big [ __ ] with great Fighters. and delicious we ate them bring them. back to we're staying at the Four. Seasons and now we bring them back and. the chef Cooks it for you it was amazing. but um like that's a that's part of the. Peril of those sort of uh farming. operations that you have to kind of do.

them in the ocean so you have to like. segment off a spot in the ocean and net. it up and not let anything get in there. but storm [ __ ] that up yeah because. they can't keep them in tanks or they. have the tanks big enough or it's not. gonna the the the water quality is not. going to be the same as it is in the. ocean with the micronutrients and things. like that yeah I guess they I don't know. what they feed them I don't know how. they do it they probably don't stuff out. of boats or something yeah just try to. like fatten them up for sushi markets. I've never seen this thing that a tuna. boil I've seen that with uh I think.

they're called Jack crevalles in Mexico. I was fishing in Mexico and uh you would. just cast a line into that chaos and. immediately you would catch a fish like. immediately it's what they thought that. shark thing was we pulled up last week. and it got up close to it it turns out. it wasn't just tuna it was a bunch of. [ __ ] sharks eating them oh Jesus. Christ so the Tunas are going crazy and. the sharks are going crazy at the same. time because don't the tuna Circle. schools of smaller fish and make them. into balls and then the Sharks Circle. the tuna or whatever look at the size of.

the boil like look at how many sharks. there are hundreds. chaos chaos you imagine if you just said. I hate life and just [ __ ] Swan dived. into that good Lord you imagine the end. like how long it would take for them to. just. I don't think it'd be that easy I think. are you talking I think they might find. out then yeah you're made out of. Play-Doh I wish I could go one episode. of this show that Jamie tell me to kill. myself it would bite through you like a. Twinkie why would you think that it.

would be hard for them I'm not saying it. would be hard I'm saying it's not at all. intuitive to me that immediately they've. been going after me because they're not. going after each other right so they're. going after things that are small. I bet they're biting each other too you. think so yeah I bet they're accidentally. biting each other right so the first one. accidentally then I'm bleeding then I'm. [ __ ] because then they're I think. you're [ __ ] right away. I think you're [ __ ] right away I don't. this is possibly up to hundreds of the. Sharks were in there wow at least dozens. if not hundreds I think every person.

that jumped into that would be [ __ ]. immediately I think if you hated you. know a guy and you wanted to get rid of. them I don't think I'm getting out I'm. not saying that I'm just saying I don't. think it'd be like piranhas where it's. instant piranhas aren't instant if. you're bleeding no no they they cut. things and they bite things that like. this idea that they get a burn right. through you I used to keep piranhas yeah. but hold on if piranha and a tank is not. the same as the prawn in the Amazon I've. seen the pros and the I'm not defending. not defending the process they're safe. or anything but the way a shark does it.

like sharks take enormous chunks out of. your body piranhas like go through you. eventually yeah but the they're pretty. impressive the way they swarm that's the. thing the swords are doing that too man. they don't swarm in the same way that's. what it looked like over there yeah but. that's because they they were I don't. think it's the same if you threw like a. dead dolphin and on top of that I don't. think they would tear apart that's the. same way these fish are tearing apart. this dead fish it would be the same. thing I'm this is the strangest argument.

I've ever been and I don't disagree with. you I agree with you completely that if. you threw in a dead dolphin there or in. the Amazon that they'd be dismembered in. seconds I don't think we're at a. disagreement I think we got caught up in. a little bit of a dick waving contest. there. okay I I want to hear what you're most. excited about with the club I'm just. excited to have it and to to make a. place in Austin. where Comics can work out all the time I. just wanted where people can develop.

we're going to have a nice Open Mic. program we brought in Adam eager who's. the talent coordinator for the comedy. store and we brought it in with us we. brought him in we brought this great. staff in with a specific. idea to make it a place where Comics can. start out develop become a professional. there's a clear path instead of Comedy. has always been like very difficult for. people to go from being an open Miker to. being a professional to making it if you. go to an open mic night Open Mic nights.

are littered with people who are. talented that for whatever reason they. didn't get enough breaks we would. encourage them to keep going and they. you know had other opportunities in life. which most smart people do and they did. something else and then maybe they came. back to it later and then they realized. how far behind they were for the other. people that were already now they're. working professionals now and they start. thinking [ __ ] I could be out there like. big Jay oakerson I could be out there. like Ari shaffir and they never really. make it and there's a lot of funny. people that never really make it it's. real weird and I think.

every other art form has like a very. clear path like if you are a concert. pianist you can learn how to play piano. you can they'll you can take lessons you. can you can get better at it you can. learn how to play guitar someone will. teach you how to make the chords and. make the notes and all the stuff I don't. know how to play guitar I'm just talking. yeah yeah the the thing about comedy is. you have to figure it out on your own. and everybody figures it out differently. because so many different [ __ ] Styles. there's Jay London style there's Louis.

CK style there's so many styles there's. Chris Rock style everybody has a. different way of being funny and you. need a place where you know that they. are hoping that you get better and they. want you to get better not just like a. dog eat dog world like the store used to. be. or like a lot of these other places are. but a place that encourages people to be. better and to get better at comedy and. gives you a place where you can try it. out and you can get to see like one of. the things about the store that was so.

great is you know Chris Rock would come. into town and he would uh go and do a. set and we'd all sit in the back and. watch like you get a chance to watch the. best comics in the world all the time. and I think we could do that here and I. think it's a service to Comedy I think. it'd be great for all of us selfishly be. great for me and so that's why I decided. to do it I think Austin is a lot better. of a place to have this kind of. camaraderie and less less cynicism than. New York and La I think those cities. especially LA from my understanding are. far more competitive in a negative sense.

where you think if someone's succeeding. it's because you know it's at your. expense whereas everything I've seen. here everyone who's making it happen are. so into helping each other out and and. having each other's back and being like. fans of one another that was an. environment that we fostered at The. Comedy Store and I think that. environment a lot of it came out of the. recognition that in the world of. podcasting we're we're no longer. competitors to each other we're actually. assets to each other and being friends. with people like you or being friends. with Lex or being friends with any. Comics like you want other people to.

know about them yeah like you want. everybody benefits from like the people. generally know that if I have someone on. especially like you who's been on more. than once like I like them and they're. fun we have cool conversations so they. go and gravitate towards you it helps. them trust me and my taste for guests. and it helps you and it elevates. everybody it used to not be that way it. used to be everybody was competing to be. Seinfeld you know there's only one. Seinfeld he's the star of the show. there's only one time slot it's like you.

know [ __ ] Thursday night at uh 8 P.M. that's when it is you got to be on no. one gets that spot of the inside film. you gotta wait until he retires and so. then there's this friend spot and. there's the Carolina City Spot there was. there's a very small number of things. and if you got that it was life-changing. and people around people got got those. things and their life changed and. they're driving a Mercedes and you're. the same [ __ ] guy in a Hyundai and. you do better than him like you go up at. Wednesday night at 10 p.m and maybe he. struggles following you but it doesn't. matter because he got a [ __ ] sitcom. right and the sitcom was like the Holy.

Grail that was the thing that everybody. wanted and so everybody got like hyper. competitive and looked at each other as. being like an impediment like there was. a a you you're gonna be in competition. with me for my dream right I don't have. it because you took it from me yeah well. that's how people thought I could have. been that guy it was a lot of those guys. that were like hanging around The Comedy. Store when it first got there in 94 that. missed the kineson wave there's there's. waves that come or like great Comics.

come through and along with them a lot. of other great Comics come and it's like. the Kennison Bill Hicks and there was so. many guys that came along during that. time and Dice Clay and some guys just. missed that wave they just didn't put it. together for whatever reason and there. was a lot of those guys that were. hanging around the store when I got. there I was like. that's not good you know it's like the. comics rely on community it's a very. important part of what we do like you. have fun with each other like you you. you support each other you laugh with.

each other we it's fun like Stanhope. once famously said he goes I give up. comedy but I couldn't get up give up. comedians yeah when I'm hanging out with. you guys backstage at Vulcan everyone is. so friendly and they're busting each. other's balls of course but it's it's. it's really welcoming which is not like. it's how New York was at some times in. some places but there's a lot of in New. York this kind of like who who's this. guy what can he do for me you know. what's his follower account what's this. what's that and I don't feel that here.

at all we had managed to avoid a lot of. that in La at the store at one point in. time it wasn't all of us though because. the store is you know the store has all. kinds of different personalities and. some personalities don't feel like. they're getting their just do and some. personalities are bitter and some. personalities are angry that someone is. successful or famous that people like. yeah it's just wasted energy but there's. always going to be those people when you. have those hyper-competitive. environments that aren't supportive. you know it's just it's a thing that you. learn coming up you know if you learn. that you see how like have you ever seen.

a guy who steals and he brings opening. acts and the opening act starts stealing. there used to be a real thing the what. really yeah guys who steal they would. have opening acts and those opening acts. would be stealing too because they. learned from the guy who's the big guy. oh God yeah so there's a few of those. guys that would go on the road and steal. in a lot of their opening acts would. want to be joke Buccaneers too and it'd. be a real problem and we realized we'd. say oh he worked with him he'd be like. oh okay and then he thinks it's okay. because it's like you foreign this is.

just what they do this is what people do. you know no one makes up jokes I heard. it somewhere yeah there's oh everyone. thinks the same things there's only. seven jokes well it's also the kind of. thing where the guy tells like Simpsons. quotes at a party so he's funny so he's. like why can't I just do this on stage. he's not going to think anything's weird. that I'm doing Simpsons jokes on stage. or like whatever jokes. yeah exactly. exactly it's a weird thing man it's like. uh creativity depends upon uh so many. different factors and it def we're.

definitely influenced by each other but. I think it's in a positive way I think. when it crosses over into negativity. that's when it becomes a problem when. people get competitive in terms of like. they're taking people's premises or. taking people's ideas and twisting them. around like hey like you're doing. something squirrely you're doing this. like different levels of that like some. people do it and it's just out and out. thievery and some people do it and it's. just like they both have the same. thought parallel thinking is a real. common situation especially with like.

not all social issues and a lot of times. the punch line is going to be something. that two people came up with the same. time because kind of obvious you know. absolutely it happens all the time but. there's a difference between that and. the whole set yeah because you know like. you see guys working out you see them. trying new stuff you see the the bits. develop like I work with Hinchcliffe all. the time and he's always got new [ __ ]. and he's always got this new idea and. he's always reworking it and like we're. talking about it and game plan in it and. try it like this and what about that and. he comes up with new taglines we're all. hanging around backstage and then he.

tries the next day they kill some of the. best jokes that hingecliffe has ever. come up with he came up making me laugh. while we're on drives yeah like in. between shows so that that hang is so. important do you think because I'm. getting this sense but I'm obviously not. a professional comedian that a lot of. this kind of uh so-called World culture. whatever that's been supposedly killing. comedy I feel like that's receding and. that there is a lot of space especially. here to tell jokes whatever the hell you. want without fear of repercussion yeah. and you know what one of the big. supporting factors of that idea is kill.

Tony yeah because kill Tony you get one. minute and the comedians are ruthless. and hilarious and they're all like. Roseanne's on there and you know all. these killers that come into town Shane. Gillis all these people go and guest on. that show and Comics get one minute and. if they do well everybody supports them. and cheers them on says you're really. funny good luck you know I'd pay to see. you and and they walk out of there. [ __ ] lifted like a few good words of. advice and and praise from an upcoming.

uh from a like a German stand up to an. upcoming stand-up they're so [ __ ]. huge. and I think we could provide that here. yeah and I've seen it firsthand already. I've been to kill Tony it's a lot of fun. it's it's a lot of fun and I think it's. it's it's really important for like. setting the tone like it's just about. funny this is not about like you. espousing your your social values and. that's there's a kind of like a thing a. clapped or thing that some some of these. kids are getting sucked into where. you're trying to like espouse social. values I've seen people actually say.

that if you're not using your comedy to. elevate you know Elevate social justice. then [ __ ] you like no no no you're just. not good like that's you're just not. good you're not good at this thing that. we all do in love like when we watch. people that are great Comics that have a. social message whether it's Dave. Chappelle or whether it's George Carlin. or whoever it is they have that with. jokes right the the most important part. is that it has to be funny you get a. certain amount of juice from going for.

the social justice angle where people. are like yes and they clap and you can. get addicted to that but that's not what. you're there for you're there to make. them laugh like you've got you're you. can't just say something and hope they. clap with you you should figure out a. way to make that funny that's what we do. and you don't have to by the way if you. want to do clapter and fill audiences. with you know people that that are. [ __ ] inside your wheelhouse and they. like to do they like to hear you say the. things that they think fine that's great. it's shocking to me how much late night.

comedy has fallen and because there's a. lot more than when we were young used to. be like Johnny Carson and Letterman. after him right how many of there's like. 10 of them now the fact that Hennessy. rates isn't a household term that when. Hunter Biden was texting his lawyer like. don't charge me no Hennessy rates like. that's like that's such a funny. expression I don't know what he's I. didn't know that yeah what is I mean by. Hennessy right expensive don't charge me. no Hennessy rates oh Hennessy is. expensive yeah so like that is such a. joke waiting to happen the fact that. this isn't like being beaten you have a.

dementia patient with a crackhead son. like the punch lines I'm not a comedian. the punch lines write themselves but. they're so in invested in this bizarre. partisanship that I you can think. Biden's a joke and still think Trump's. an [ __ ] a hundred percent and for you. to deny it is not doing your cause any. justice you need to look at what you're. seeing and talk about it accurately and. just because you think that somehow. another like talking badly about Biden. is going to make Trump become president.

shut up right shut the [ __ ] up that's. not your job your job is to point out. what's funny what's funny is this guy. keeps falling upstairs he's clearly. deteriorating before our eyes and. everybody wants to pretend it's not. happening it's just Madness you know. that your brain's [ __ ] up when you. fall up the stairs dude it's not well. first of all why they got him in those. slippery shoes put some [ __ ] rubber. sold shoes on that man you know don't. give him those goddamn dress shoes the. slippery surfaces is that what he's.

wearing those are [ __ ] sliders fall. upstairs with like a pair of cowboy. boots on or something if you don't rough. them up on the bottom those those shits. are [ __ ] slippery have you ever put. on like uh dress shoes with the hard. leather soles oh my God if you do and. you try to walk on it's like ice skating. it's totally like ice skating you could. slide you could slide on those things. like a real leather sole dress shoe you. gotta Scuff the [ __ ] out of those. [ __ ]. yeah I got a pair from David August. they're really nice in their dress shoes.

but I don't [ __ ] wear them like I got. I have to go outside and sandpaper the. [ __ ] out of them before I can walk. around the the pair of dress shoes I. have are made out of seal leather which. I didn't know was a thing they're. vintage so I wear them every chance I. get and they are very scuffed on the. bottom for sure because they're from the. 70s but they look absolutely amazing I. have a pair of alligator shoes oh okay. like boots they're like dress shoes yeah. Gators those are cool that's sweet. that's that's for Pimps yeah sweet.

there's people like ostrich anteater. those are the other ones. um Stingray Derek Wolfe the football. player was here the other day and he had. his friend Alex was here and his friend. Alex has these boots on that were made. out of fish what kind of fish skin some. [ __ ] giant fish from the Amazon. arapaima I think it's arapaima yeah I. think it's that see what boots they make. out of fish I think it could be better. Monday is another name for it oh yeah. that sounds I think so I think that's it. because he was wearing these I go what. the [ __ ] are those those are dope they.

were like this crazy pattern on the. front of his boot what is that he's like. it's actually a fish skin yeah I think. it's barramundi I could be talking out. of my ass on this one but I don't know. they go hard with cowboy boots around. here yeah I haven't got oh yeah. what is it. oh pakaru oh those are the ones with the. huge bangs same is that what it looked. like because it might not be if you look. that's definitely it man if you look up. what that fish looks like if I'm. thinking about the right thing I think. they're the ones with the giant fangs P. look that up they look crazy.

PIRA how do you say it piraroku piraruku. wow if I'm thinking of the right fish. what does that look like oh it's. bringing up boots so that might be it. interesting fish. okay yeah look at the size of that. [ __ ] so that the skin on them is so. tough they turn them into [ __ ] cowboy. boots wasn't that wild then that one I'm. thinking is the pr I think which have. these things that go into their forehead. look at that dinosaur they're the.

largest freshwater fish oh I know the. the um paddlefish are but they're up. there sturgeon's a pretty goddamn large. too though aren't they the largest I. think it goes paddlefish first. they say air Prime might be the heaviest. airplane is something paddlefish is. something you know it's the wildest [ __ ]. the what the wildest [ __ ] we have what. alligator gars. they come in different colors yeah have. you seen the Platinum ones I've seen. black ones yeah. but they are [ __ ] huge you look at.

the Platinum ones they're beautiful oh. my God look at that thing that's a. goddamn dinosaur yeah they're they're. goddamn they're living fossils yeah 100. and their their skin like when they cut. their skin you have to cut it with metal. shears do you really yeah yeah there's. skin is like [ __ ] Armor like to cut. through their scales you can't just use. a knife you have to like clamp clamp. clamp like you're [ __ ] breaking into. a chain link fence like no [ __ ] see. if you can find. um alligator guard that they caught yeah. look at that one that that dude has that.

he's holding up. bro that's Bonkers look at the size of. that thing look at that one down there. yeah yeah God. 300 pounds just imagine that and they. obviously live for a very long time very. long time and that's the skin I guess. they take that skin and they turn into. leather. wow you know most uh and they also use. hagfish leather they have a lot of those. out here a lot of alligator gars are in. Texas my friends from Canada came down. to some place in Texas specifically to. hunt alligator gars really yeah yeah.

they catch them it must be pretty easy. because their surface I don't know I. don't know if it's easy I've never done. it but uh I do know that they they taste. delicious when they smoke them they. smoke alligator gar or smoked any kind. of fish is amazing yeah but that stuff. is good HEB has smoked tuna now and it's. really good in a can 302 302 pounds the. largest uh alligator gar ever caught in. Texas. see if you can find the photo of that. 1953. look at that one right there Jesus. Christ look at the head on that thing.

can you click on that. see what that video shows. oh this guy's got one. a landing that thing must be a nightmare. oh my God must take hours. holy look at that thing holy [ __ ] man. he's gonna go through the Rope. crap he's gonna go through the Rope. look at this size of that [ __ ] it. looks like an alligator. fish yes holy crap yeah right yeah. he says that's 300 pounds and those. teeth are like needles is that somewhere.

outside of Texas. or is that where do you catch that. they might be bigger somewhere else. because that's the biggest one they ever. caught in Texas that thing's [ __ ]. huge have you ever had um Jeremy Wade on. the show. is that the guy from River Monsters no I. have not I love that guy though there. was the show oh he's letting it go now. isn't that [ __ ] up like the Catch and. Release thing they're just [ __ ] with. that fish's life that's better than. killing it. well then why do it because you I mean. so if you catch someone and kick their.

ass it's better than killing them so. just go around catching people and. kicking their ass wait wait it is better. to kick their ass and then kill them it. is definitely yeah but should you do it. should you go around catching people and. kicking their ass well yeah it's better. than killing if they got a big mouth. someone's got to take it I don't think. that fish had a big mic yes a bit down. on the bait yeah yeah good point you. think that's a bad idea catch and. release. it's not a bad idea but it troubles me. in the sense that I'd like to catch fish. and eat them and I think that's why I go.

fishing when I go fishing I go fishing. to eat something I don't go fishing to. [ __ ] with a fish but some of them are. inedible and I think when something's. that big you want to have it the respect. let it reproduce yeah sure I don't know. what the population is maybe they do it. because uh like with largemouth bass you. know a lot of people don't eat. largemouth bass although that you can. eat them and I've eaten them they taste. good but they use them as a sport fish. okay so especially when you catch big. ones they want you to let them go. because like a big female has probably. got a bunch of eggs in there it'll help. the population it takes a long time to.

get that big and they're probably good. in keeping invasive species from. spawning like taking over because. they're predatory so they're going to. keep kind of basically like mowing the. lawn so to speak sort yeah a little bit. a little bit but there's a lot of. invasive species and lakes out here the. big ones carp and although the ones that. jump in the boat the silver carp yeah I. think those are Asian carpets yeah is. that what it's called the ones Asian. silver carpet something happened to them. when the boats come in near them they. freak out yeah and they start hitting. people in the head oh they KO people. yeah people get [ __ ] flatlined I. think yeah yeah it's like those it's.

like those um fainting goats they just. freaked the [ __ ] out just flop over. yeah what's the biggest fish you ever. caught was that a gar. um biggest fish I ever caught. what's this guy going oh yeah oh the. carp yeah this is on the boat and these. fish just oh yeah oh Jesus. so I don't know if you can eat those. because that's crazy I bet you thought. Carp Is edible I'm sure it's edible it's. probably like really bony and so what.

they do with a lot of those is they make. fish cakes out of them you fill out the. fish's carp yeah I caught up Marlin once. oh 70 pounds how was that hard to land. because they're strong as hell it was. strong as hell yeah how do you land that. thing. um it takes a while it took like 20. minutes or so okay and then but it was. not that big it's a 70 pound Marlin like. the when they go on those Marlin. tournaments like guys will catch a. thousand pound Marlin is that ever seen. one of those no I've seen the plastic. ones on the wall see if you can find the.

largest marlin ever caught I think it's. more than a thousand because they aren't. they like the fastest fish so they're. gonna have power oh yeah there's they. have such power and they're so Majestic. there's something about them with their. their sails and everything. 376 pounds was 193 inches long 40. minutes is not that much time well I. mean how long can it fight for that's. the thing it's like look at the size of. it oh my god wow look at the size of. that thing did you keep the bill no no I. didn't it was one of those weird deals.

where there was there's certain uh boats. that you get on and they have their own. rules and they said uh you can catch. fish but we keep the big fish. okay it was like first of all it didn't. bother me because I was standing in a. resort I'm like what am I gonna do with. this Marlin right you know I can't eat. this thing like how am I gonna yeah it's. better if you guys keep it that would be. a funny like if they wanted it it's a. Weekend at Bernie's thing where you got. sunglasses on the Marlin we were just. looking for fish that we could eat that. we could bring back to you know a small. fish like a yellowtail or something like.

that like you bring back to the resort. and you'd you'd get the chef to cook it. but we just got lucky we got caught it. within like 10 minutes of the fishing. trip did you ever watch that guy Massaro. on YouTube who's that the Japanese kid. he goes he catches fish and he cooks. like literally everything sea cucumbers. starfish oh really half the time he's. throwing up oh no it's and it's all in. Japanese you gotta watch subtitles he's. the best oh so he tries everything he. tries everything and he's and it like. something I mean the click the headlines. that click bait like eating sea cucumber. leads to disaster yeah he's the best.

eating a diarrhea causing fish extremely. high in fat oh let's watch that he's. hilarious well no no it's that's fake. it's click bait so that have you ever. had escalar or white tuna at the sushi. place yes that's what that is so it. causes like anal leakage but he's fine. with it he's fine with anal leakage no. but I mean this episode he's not gonna. have diarrhea got it but that's good. he's great it looks like he's having a. good time look up what he does like the. starfish like and he's eating like um. uh it's like he's eating when they have.

the parasites he just Cooks the. parasites and eats it he doesn't throw. it out he's like all right I'm just. gonna fry these worms I saw some YouTube. I didn't know if it was clickbait or not. but I saw some YouTube uh video today. that I didn't click on that said uh be. careful eating sushi and it showed a. guy's mouth that was open and there was. like or something some part of his uh it. wasn't his mouth it was like something. like they put a camera down his mouth. and they've found some organs in his. intestines okay or not organs rather. some um parasites intestines like some.

tapeworms and [ __ ] like that it was. horrible looking yeah but I don't think. that's really I think it's not a concern. if you get the restaurant because they. flash freeze it don't they I don't know. because I think fresh water. um salmon is where a lot of parasites. come from I think it's not a thing that. much with uh saltwater fish I think it's. less prevalent but I think you could buy. fresh salmon that hasn't been frozen. okay and you could eat it like sushi or. sashimi and you could get [ __ ] okay.

I think that's pretty sure like what do. they do. to keep people from getting parasites my. understanding is they catch on the boat. and they flash freeze it instantly my. friend who's a a doctor told me don't. ever eat freshwater fish raw the only. freshwater fish that we eat at Sushi is. like eel but that's cooked it's. freshwater eels. salmon is yeah but a lot of it is um I. mean you can most certainly get. freshwater salmon like salmon exists in.

freshwater areas too but it's it's a. brackish trout is going to be fresh out. right yes yeah like you don't eat like. Sunfish Sashimi right River trout is. definitely a thing to get the sushi. place. yeah you can get parasites can [ __ ] you. up man I know some people that have. eaten bad food and gotten parasites and. it's it's rough like what kind of. parasites oh like ringworm oh [ __ ] yeah. yeah. ringworm you get like in the surface. your skin but round worm tapeworm I know.

people that got the worst is those bot. flies yeah I know some I have some. friends that got trichinosis what's that. tricking horrible yeah yeah yeah they. got trichinosis from eating bear meat. they uh it was for the show meat eater. my friend Steve vanilla and his whole. crew the eighth is bear meat and it. wasn't cooked well enough okay they all. got trichinosis well is that through. that some kind of pathogen it's a. parasite okay parasites in the meat and. they bore their way into your muscle. tissue. here's what I found so you don't have to.

worry okay. all raw fish can have parasites but not. all raw fish does especially when you're. eating a well-established sushi. restaurant why the fish you're eating. was flash frozen solid at a temperature. of minus 35 degrees Fahrenheit and. stored that way in a commercial freezer. for at least 15 hours to kill whatever. parasites happen to be in it. that's right Sushi's probably not fish. that was caught this morning and in fact. Most states like Oregon require it to be. frozen first but that's a good thing. Beyond banishing parasites so I've eaten.

um sushi that was not. um like and I had some friends that went. uh tuna fishing and they said that the. chef they had like this tuna fishing. Expedition thing they catch tuna and. they would catch the tuna and then the. the chef on board would cook for them. and make sashimi right there like those. people are eating it fresh yeah they. could get parasites yes of course but. fresh water I think is the worst this. other thing I was wondering what it was. called and it says here the candling. they do they have a high powered. flashlight to check which means through.

the fillets to look for any. abnormalities including bones they. either remove them or discard the fish. you're playing this the home game you. can do this easily enough yourself using. a very bright flashlight furthermore. that Seafood processor probably. um get a lot of their product from Fish. Farms Which is less likely to be riddled. with worms so um why I did I have read. read things about people getting uh. parasites from salmon uh well but when I. was looking it up I found a lot of. people like tapeworm from Sushi you can. get a nematode which is like a larva.

worm larva and so is that people that. don't follow this flash frozen rule. because trichinosis one of the things. about trichinosis is it survives. freezing oh Jesus okay it depends on the. trichinosis apparently because some. trichinosis from the southern states. doesn't survive freezing but some of the. stuff from like Alberta and in Alaska it. survives freezing it's like there's. different strains of trichinosis but uh. you have to cook it to like 160 degrees. to kill it what happens when you get it.

how do you cure it the rest of your life. yeah it might be actually it's an answer. yeah you're right that's true especially. I don't know what they take but he had a. he took a lot of [ __ ] and he was really. rough it was really rough for him like. achy body like because it's like. literally digging into your [ __ ]. muscle tissue I'm sure you could feel it. too so if someone ate him they would get. trichinosis okay okay in that wild like. that's where you're getting it. you're getting it from an animal that. ate an animal that had trichinosis it's.

also this article uh I've clicked the. link one person got sick off of it and. then a lot of Articles started coming. yeah media goes ape [ __ ] after one guy. gets sick off sushi sushi usually. contains raw food it's not cooked raw. things are full of bacteria one guy got. in Portugal and then there's a bunches. you know what's interesting do you. remember like in the 80s. people who ate sushi were like guard as. like lunatics and like in movies if. someone had California rolls all the. other characters were like oh what are. you eating over there and now it's just. like at the mall and no one even like.

blinks it's totally normal so the. supermarket you get supermarkets hdb has. great sushi do they they do HB is great. everything I love H-E-B I'm so delighted. by it that's a risky risk-taking person. to eat Supermarket Sushi I don't think. it is though it's a different kind of. human I think yeah I've actually had. Fear Factor gas station. I don't know gas station Sushi you're. not allowed any Wasabi this is real Fear. Factor [ __ ] what's what's the riskiest. thing you eat a gas station burrito.

what's the risk you know or a hot dog. hot dogs hot dogs on that spinner gas. station hot dog the hot dog it's got it. at the 7-Eleven rotating things. is that the gas station. that's got to be the riskiest that's. pretty risky especially if there's. cheese inside or something for sure. you're eating some dicks and [ __ ]. for sure. and you're also probably gonna get. diarrhea because of the fat content. maybe possibly all right [ __ ] Cruise. right through that hot dog what would be. the weird riskiest thing anything I cook. am I right.

whatever comes out of my wife's kitchen. but anyway that's what's going to be. tonight then take my wife happy comedy. by the chef. that's it we're bringing back old-timey. jokes. yeah I uh I had I did um an event for my. friends Tom Woods his was his 200th. episode. and because Neil hamburger made this. joke like 15 years ago on red eye I got. a dummy made out of him and I did this. ventriloquist act and it gave me an.

excuse to um wear a mask because then I. don't have to be good with my lips and. it was the first time I bombed like I. bombed and the only thing that saved me. from bombing was some drunk person. rushed the stage and was yelling at me. to take off the mask and that I'm giving. into the regime and he had to get. tackled and everyone thought it was a. bit and I'm like no no I was just. bombing fine on my own and this guy. saved me so that's hilarious yeah it was. a it was a the funny thing is they still. have this this puppet I had made of him. like this Muppet and I just have in the.

house to scare people the pandemic was. the greatest thing ever for. ventriloquist yeah it's the best yeah. they have to try. let's put a plague mask on and [ __ ]. have you ever tried to do ventriloquism. no it's hard I bet I I wish someone had. sat me down like dude practice don't. just go up there there's nothing away. you can do that there's no [ __ ] way. no but but it's not just that it's that. you have to coordinate this with this. hand. no it's not it's like these no it's the. problem it's like trying to Circle your.

head and Pat your stomach at the same. time oh if you're focusing on your mouth. you can't concentrate on your hand oh so. it's like playing guitar and singing yes. you can figure it out well I didn't and. I paid the consequences for it so I. could maybe if I didn't just [ __ ]. wing it it was it was bad news and I was. the closing actor everyone's like oh my. God Michael Mouse is gonna kill it and. everyone's just sitting there in their. hands you don't see a lot of. ventriloquist acts anymore there's. what's that guy's name with the that guy. who's like yeah Jeff Dunham yeah yeah.

yeah he's huge but it's like I think. he's one of those guys that's like uh. caratop where when someone gets so big. with that genre they kind of own the. genre now right what are you trying to. be Carrot Top yeah yeah when I was. starting out there was a lot of prop. acts there was like there would be like. one every couple of shows is that right. yeah yeah there's quite a few. guy started out as prop acts and. eventually dropped the props like Mitzi. short was like dropped at props should. make you drop the props should make put.

away the guitar should make you put away. the guitar and [ __ ] eat [ __ ] I re I. remember when I was young and uh. starting had the E show right and he had. Carrot Top on and everyone's like oh my. God he's gonna have carrots outside he's. got a character fun and it was just. really really great because countertop. comes in everyone thinks he's gonna nuke. him and he's like I'm supposed to hate. you he's like wait what's your cry if. you make families laugh with toys and. like everyone leaves and hasn't a great. experience like why are you a bad guy it. was it was really kind of fun he was The. Whipping Boy for the meters forever he's. a really nice guy Scott is a [ __ ].

really good guy yeah I saw you had him. on his was [ __ ] sweetheart and it's. like I love them but what's the what's. like what's the crime that he knows no. crime I never got it I never. participated in it I didn't get it I. don't understand the hate I don't care. if someone does something different than. what I do like why I don't understand. why that would be bad right are you. funny are you bringing Joy oh I should. have made this event he's [ __ ] funny. Hey Joe I have like a South Park here. with a yeah Hey Joe what's going on I'm. building robots look how stoic he looks.

like so stoic if she really nailed it oh. my God she nailed it I'm gonna frame. that face and put it in my house he's. gonna be so excited when he sees it yeah. he is I will I hadn't seen it either. guarantee you hey Lex what's. he's got a great [ __ ] show yeah he. does so we always when I do his show we. always dress up and last I see last time. I was on I was dressed as craft work. because the robots and I was like why is. she wearing lipstick I'm doing craft.

work relaxing he was dressed like Santa. that's hilarious Duncan Trussell and I. do that we dress up and last time one of. the times last minute might not have. been the last one but one of the times. we dressed up we had candles all over. the table so the only light in the room. was candles and we were both dressed. like clowns and it was featured on Fox. News because we went on some crazy rant. they agreed with they said Joe Rogan had. a really good point these people [ __ ]. dress like a clown like I'm a literal. clown like you're coming to me for uh. good points I was on Tim Poole and I had. a propeller beanie and shout out to Jose.

Garcia he put a motor in so the bean. this propeller was spinning and I'm just. talking about Woodrow Wilson and the. American economic Association on things. happening in the early Progressive Era. and all these people online like I can't. take someone seriously who's got a. propeller beanie on I'm like well that's. the point that is the point I I'll tell. you I the Tim's coming back April 14th. at Vulcan It's Gonna be Me Alex Blair. Alex Stein and him on stage I'm sure. Ian's going to be there and I've got the.

most amazing outfit I'll tell you off. the air and the trick is to have no one. acknowledge that you're in an outfit I. can't wait to see it it's gonna be a lot. of fun that sounds like fun I love silly. shows like that two guys wear an outfit. and if you do it like whatever criticism. anybody lobbies your Whaler come on I'm. like I'm dressed like a clown I'm. mocking myself Joe I I it's it's. sometimes it's hard for me to realize. how normies think I remember I had a job. interview uh this was been 20 years ago. and the guy was interviewing me he's. like 27. so he's a young cool dude.

whatever and I was telling him I was. just listening to Insane Clown Posse and. they're singing about how they took. their manager and threw him out of a. window and that they stabbed the male. paper man and now they drive around in. his truck and the guy and it was. hilarious and the guy's like wow some. people are really crazy I'm like they're. they're clowns they call themselves. clowns this is absurdity and it's. ridiculous they're not throwing people. out of [ __ ] Windows yeah but for him. it was just like this is weird and and. stupid I'm like oh okay okay yeah okay. yeah I I'm dressed like a clown yeah.

make I put the clown suit on purpose I'm. not wearing a suit and tie begging to be. taken seriously I didn't wake up and. they're like holy [ __ ] I'm in clown gear. and I can't take it off you can't beg to. be taken seriously right especially the. kind of stuff that you talk about like. you you say some very controversial [ __ ]. and it's funnier if it's coming out of a. guy with a propeller hat on. a [ __ ] lipstick what was the. inspiration to write this book this book. of Hope by Michael Mouse the inspiration. was it's the story of the rise of the.

Soviet Union. why what actually happened there and. part of the inspiration was it bothers. me how people when they complain about. how oppressive governments can be we. have no idea how bad it could be here uh. and having come from there obviously. Lexus from theirs as well to realize. this is the bullet that my family dodged. so I go through the the way they starved. millions of people in Ukraine this they. forced people to go on trial to admit to. things that not only did they not do but.

were literally impossible the way they. turned parents against their children. and children against their parents. um and of course the concentration camps. the gulags but the scary thing was every. step of the way whatever atrocity. happened there were people in the west. who are still in agent in powerful. agencies New York Times the new Republic. the nation who were tripping over. themselves to not only excuse and defend. these things but to say hey we need to. be more like Stalin here but the so 75. of this book is as dark as it gets a lot.

of times people tell me oh you're naive. you think people are basically good no. but the point being they lost and they. lost so hard that the country no longer. exists and we don't even talk about it. this was what was bothering me that. millions of lives were lost people. people were tortured in ways that are. that I completely unspeakable and now. everyone just pretends it never happened. and I'm like I'm going to do something. about a telling giving testimony to this. countrymen of mine but also pointing out. we won and we won relatively easily and.

relatively recently when you think about. all the atrocities of History why do you. think that that one which is fairly. recent is not discussed as much I. because I okay there's a couple of. reasons one is there's no easy narrative. right so it's very clear in World War II. that Hitler's a bad guy we can't say. Stalin's really a bad guy because why. are we teaming up with him people like. the WWE version of History right good. versus bad if he's on our team and we're. the good guys he can't really be that. bad so that's part of it second is there.

would have to be a lot of accountability. when the New York Times is saying. explicitly there is no starvation. Ukraine and nor is there likely to be in. page A1 headlines what are they going to. talk about it now so what year was this. early 30s the holiday more so were they. getting bad information or were they. were they ideologically captured because. they were marxists so their their guy. who they had there was someone named. Walter Durante and he was a really. interesting figure because he actually. stole Aleister Crowley's girlfriend. Aleister Crowley was like the first big.

Satanist and there were perverse. incentives working behind the Iron. Curtain uh this wasn't the Iron Curtain. then that came later but the idea was if. I'm in Moscow and I'm writing for a. western Outlet I have to get it through. the sensors I can't just email somebody. I gotta get you to approve it so it's. your job as the guy working for the. government to make sure that what I'm. putting out isn't too damaging to the. Soviet Union and you could play a game. where you're like let me talk to my. supervisor I have a deadline you don't.

have any incentive to get back to me on. time I'm gonna have to play ball so that. was one incentive that even if you were. the most honest reporter in these. countries you still had a lot of. pressure to kind of tow the party line. or else they or they could just Deport. you overnight I mean you're where you're. staying is at the government's largest. so that was part of it second is there I. can't I'm not in his head I don't know. why Walter Del ranty was. um covering up for this genocide but the. fact of the matter is there's someone.

named Gareth Jones and there's a movie. about him called Mr Jones and he's like. something's not adding up so he went on. a train through Ukraine got out early. and just went through all the towns and. he saw for himself what was happening. these people were telling him we're. starving they're ransacking our houses. they can tell by our face if we're not. starving because if your cheeks aren't. hollow you're hiding food they come back. in the middle of the night ransack your. house if they're soup throw on the floor. take off your clothes and throw you out. into the cold you're it's your fault. you're the kulak your fault why the rest.

of Russia's hungry they made them great. scapegoats he reported what was. happening and then all the Western. reporters ganged up on him like he's. lying this is just anti-communist. propaganda you don't get it so the again. for another example was Henry Wallace. who was FDR's second vice president he. visited a gulag in Siberia and he comes. back talking about how they're well. treated there's all these people moving. to Siberia it's like the wild west. they're frontiersmen oh my God and then. Eleanor Lipper who was on the far side.

of the fence escaped years later she's a. foreign National and she goes I was. there we were imprisoned we were beaten. raped like starving but they just put on. a song and answer you fell for it hook. line and sinker so that story I think. needs to be told and that's one of the. reasons I wrote the book so people could. could see how much blood is on the hand. of so many Western influencers to this. day and then you have these things where. like for example Joe Rogan gets arrested. right there's nothing you can do to me.

you can break my fingers you could break. my nose I'm a tough dude whatever. see what happens when your wife or kids. get arrested see what's gonna you're. gonna start confessing to You're Gonna. confess to where the [ __ ] they want. whatever the [ __ ] they want yeah and. that's the techniques that they use. speaking of which did you see the new. video of the [ __ ] Q Anon Shaman being. led through the Capitol building by. police no what what happened there you. know this is the story of the violent. Insurrection oh yeah that's the. narrative I mean by the way let's just.

be real clear you shouldn't break into. the [ __ ] Capitol Building you. shouldn't be trying to overthrow the. government you shouldn't be trying to. like get out there and say that the. election was false when you don't. exactly know you're just buying into it. and then you all invade the capital. wasn't good it wasn't a good look for. America it wasn't good for any of the. people there nothing nothing was good. about January 6th let's be real clear. but when you watch the video of that guy. being led around uh through the Capitol. building by police they're basically.

giving him like a tour they're talking. to him and hanging out with him at one. point time it's him and there's like six. police officers around him and they're. not arresting him they're not throwing. him to the ground there's no violence at. all. like I don't think what that guy did was. good I think what any of those people. did was good it wasn't smart [ __ ]. barge into the capital and take pictures. of your feet on Nancy Pelosi's desk it's. [ __ ] stupid it's it's it's a crime. but they were leading him around like. they were hey the cops were talking to. him and hanging out with him wasn't they. weren't like arresting him immediately. it wasn't like he was this violent guy.

who broke and started smashing things. and [ __ ] together they stayed between. the Velvet ropes these watched the video. yeah so have you seen the video no I. have not seen the video Let's see if you. can find it because Tucker Carlson. highlighted it on his television show. and now everybody's up in arms because. it's coming from Tucker but it should be. coming from the New York Times too it. should be coming from everybody it says. this is video footage of this guy and. it's a thing that's different than what. we're being told it is we're being told. that they barged in [ __ ] and they. overtook the capital locked them up put.

him in jail it seems edited though I'll. be honest with yes. it's definitely edited but when you see. the video itself you do see these cops. walking around with this guy and they're. they're essentially it's like they're. giving them a tour it doesn't seem like. what we're what we thought it was but. the other thing is I thought it was like. they broke in and then they [ __ ]. scared the cops away and there was so. many of them that they overtook the.

capital I'm gonna get a lot of heat for. this and I don't care where was. President Trump for these people these. are his strongest supporters he did not. stick his neck out for them in the. slightest he let them rot in jail. is that the one I don't it I can't tell. because I'm not listening to it so so. here it is. but it turns out there's quite a bit of. video you haven't seen and that video. tells a very different story about what. happened on January 6th oh they're. fixing it a thousand hours or.

surveillance footage from in and around. the capital have been withheld from the. public and once you see the video you'll. understand why taken as a whole the. video record does not support the claim. that January 6 was an Insurrection in. fact it demolishes that claim. and that's exactly why the Democratic. party and its allies in the media. prevented you from seeing it by. controlling the images you were allowed. to view from January 6th they controlled. how the public understood that debt they. could lie about what happened and you.

would never know the difference. those lies had a purpose they created a. pretext for a federal Crackdown on. opponents of the uniparty in Washington. our office wants to ensure that there. was shock and awe that we could charge. as many people as possible the first. thing you notice from viewing the full. video record of January 6th is just how. many people entered the Capitol building. that day holy [ __ ] hundreds and hundreds. of people possibly thousands over the. course of about two hours the crowd was.

enormous a small percentage of them were. Hooligans they committed vandalism. you've seen their pictures again and. again. but the overwhelming majority weren't. they were peaceful they were orderly and. meek these were not insurrectionists. they were sightseers footage from inside. the capitol overturns the story you've. heard about January 6th protesters queue. up in neat little lines they give each. other tours outside the speaker's office. they take cheerful selfies and they. smile they're not destroying the capital.

they obviously Revere the capital. they're there because they believe the. election was stolen from them they. believe in the system. here's the man you've heard referred to. as the Q Anon Shaman outside the Senate. chamber these are not rioters these are. people who wandered over from a. political rally we will not let them. silence your voices after the rally they. walk down Pennsylvania Avenue where. organizers had secured a federal permit. to hold a legal rally on the grounds of. the Capitol I know that everyone here.

will soon be marching over to the. Capitol Building. to peacefully and patriotically make. your voices heard once at the Capitol. Building Things began to get chaotic. Capitol police officers fired tear gas. into the crowd a few at the front of the. herd broke Windows someone opened the. doors and many hundreds of others just. walked in. of course they did make it the story and. at the center of it was that Alex's. famous person arrested that day was a.

Navy veteran from Arizona called Jacob. chansley often referred to as the Q Anon. Shaman the so-called Q Anon Shaman Q. Anon Shaman someone named Q Shaman Jacob. chansley became the face of January 6th. a dangerous conspiracy theorist dressed. in outlandish costume who led the. violent Insurrection to overthrow. American democracy for these crimes. chansley was sentenced to nearly four. years in prison far more time than many. violent criminals now receive what did. Jacob chansley do to receive this.

punishment. to this day there is dispute over how. chansley got into the Capitol building. but according to our review of the. internal surveillance video it is very. clear what happened once he got inside. virtually every moment of his time. inside the capitol was caught on tape. the tape show that Capitol Police never. stopped Jacob chansley they helped him. they acted as his tour guides wow here's. video of chance they're opening the door. for him Capitol police officers take him. to multiple entrances and even try to.

open lock doors for him we counted at. least nine officers who were within. touching distance of unarmed Jacob. chansley not one of them even tried to. slow him down. chancelly understood that Capitol Police. were his allies video shows him giving. thanks for them in a prayer on the floor. of the Senate watch. contrast the reality of what Jacob.

chansley did in the Capitol building on. January 6th oh he's indisputable facts. recorded on video some of which has. never before been seen with the. depiction of Jacob chansley that you've. seen in the media for more than two. years he's a terrorist they said he. should be killed shoot him shoot him. like is it you burst into the United. States hey if he was dressed like Bin. Laden would have shot him shoot him no. shoot him. he makes you wonder who are the violent.

extremists here not Jacob chansley and. the video proves that but she would. never have known from the media coverage. the people sitting in the chairs wild. right you're not supposed to go into the. Capitol Building Grant I thought it's I. thought you at certain times not like. that yeah I don't like that not like. that but. when you see the people taking them. around essentially on a tour that's not. what I thought it was it's I I just hope. all the conservatives watching this. realize how little appetite there is in. the Republican party for defending.

people like this and thinking that Mitch. McConnell Donald Trump care about this. is a delusion it's not even defending. them it's just forget about it let's. look at what what actually happened we. didn't know that happened right we had a. version of it was this chaos and the. cops ran away then. cops were murdered. yeah I would have never imagined that. this I ca I'm shocked to see that that's. so wild. and it's and that and like to your point. that it's not a bigger story that it's.

[ __ ] Tucker who's covering this it's. just broken and I think people are. starting to pay attention to it now I. don't think it's broken I think it's by. Design I think it's work it's by Design. it's not an accident no I mean it just. broke I mean like oh yeah yeah okay in. the world. um I think it's really recent and so I. think people are just starting to. recognize that uh it's not what you. thought it was. it's not good to get in it's not good. but they did clearly you want a. peacefully protest you do it outside you. don't ever go into the [ __ ] Capitol.

building if someone smashes his door. don't enter behind it I I don't see how. not having him under house arrest. wouldn't be infinitely preferable to. putting him in jail which is cheaper. stay in your house they're putting him. in jail for four years like who's that. he's not violent there's no concern that. he's gonna kill someone or assault yeah. he pled guilty of course he does of. course he played that if he doesn't play. guilty they give him 25 yes yeah and he. was guilty he was there 100 guilty he. definitely should be so there should be. some kind of punishment for doing that.

to make sure that people don't do that. well wouldn't it be better if he did. actually community service to help the. community clean up go [ __ ] clean up. clean up yeah go clamp that wall yeah. like do that for like four years every. weekend you have to go to the mall clean. up broken glass fine the problem is like. with those kind of protest things man. the the mob has a mind of his own and if. you are in that mob and you just follow. along with it and all sudden they have. your [ __ ] but that didn't even seem. like the mob because it wasn't like they. were knocking [ __ ] pulling off of walls. but that's also selective right sure of. course this is the thing they're showing. us only the good stuff if we wanted to.

watch all of it I think there's some. insane amount of hours of footage and. this has only been recently released so. who knows what else we can see I think. it's just very sad that we had these big. hearings for a long time and they must. have had this footage and they sat on it. yeah it's crazy. I feel bad for those people because they. were duped yeah they really thought that. like Trump had their back and this is. okay and you know we're America like the. whole little narrative I also feel bad. for people like that guy saying shoot.

him shoot him why because now if he sees. his video he's gonna realize like oh no. he won't I was misinformed no way you. don't double down he will absolutely. double down really 100. Capitol Police Chief blast Tucker. Carlson over misleading January 6. footage video aired by Carlson showed Q. Anon Shaman Jacob Chancey accompanied by. police but not violence on the day Riot. or stormed the capital and so what is he. saying about it being misleading uh Fox. [ __ ] people didn't respond to comment. when asked claimed by Carlson that.

Capitol Police served as tour guides for. Joe Johnson the horn wearing Q Anon. Shaman was outrageous and false manager. wrote he said that the Capitol Police. were badly outnumbered on January 6 and. that those officers did their best to. use de-escalation tactics try to talk. rioters into getting each other to leave. the bill building okay that makes sense. that makes sense but that's still not. this is the opening doors for him that's. still not the same narrative because. that's is that de-escalation tactics you. can see it take a look at it but you. guys got to leave well I was looking at. it I thought maybe that they were taking.

him out not in handcuffs obviously which. maybe they should have if they thought. he did bad but leading him out of the. building that's why the one cops didn't. react like he's taking him out maybe. they're looking for an exit but it. seemed like they were looking for an. entrance because he was saying that he. gave thanks to the the police officers. it seemed very clear also that there was. no possibility that he was going to be. violent toward them like they were not. clearly in fear of their lives or that. he was going to swing on them or. anything like that no no no not at all I.

mean they were talking to him yeah he he. thanked them he gave a prayer and. thanked them. it's it's it's a very unfortunate thing. four years is no four years it's a long. [ __ ] time it's a long time to be. locked up Carlson says they checked with. the Capitol Police. before I end the video he said we're. happy to say the reservations were minor. and for the most part they were. reasonable Capital police spokesman Tim. Barber said that we repeatedly request. that any Clips be shown to us first for. a security review so far we have only. been given the ability to preview a.

single clip out of the multiple clips. that aired so they didn't show them all. of it so they wanted and his attorney. didn't have that footage wow. holy crap chansey's attorney uh through. sentencing in November 2021 said he had. been provided many hours of video by. prosecutors but not the footage which. Carlson aired on Monday night he said. that he had not seen video of chansley. walking through Capitol hallways with. multiple Capitol police officers what's. deeply troubling Watkins said Tuesday is. the fact that I have to watch Tucker.

Carlson to find video footage what the. government has but chose not to disclose. despite the absolute duty to do so. despite being requested in writing to do. so multiple times you can't I'm not an. attorney but I know enough that if. you're a prosecutor you're holding. evidence that could clear the defendant. that's not legal because Discovery means. you have to turn over all the evidence. not just things that will incriminate. him it's ugly. wow. can you imagine if this gets overturned. or he gets wow yeah it says Carlson's.

program conveniently cherry-picked from. the calmer moments of our over 41 000. hours of video manager wrote the. commentary fails to provide context. about the chaos and violence that. happened before or during these less. tense moments well that's fair sure. Carlson previously produced a three-part. Series in 2021 called Patriot Purge on. the streaming service Fox Nation which. suggested the riot was orchestrated by. antifa groups the FBI and other.

government agencies and was a false flag. operation to discredit Trump supporters. but. here's the thing the FBI was asked if. they used Asian provocateurs on January. 6 and they refused to answer I'm sure. you've seen that footage yes yeah and. they know about that guy Ray Epps that. was on the capitol grounds saying we got. to go in there and and people are. calling him a fed and nothing's happened. to that guy nothing's happened to that. guy but the guy was clearly inciting. these people to do something illegal and.

they know who he is they have it on tape. yeah they have it on tape it's all very. wild the fact that that is a practice. that they they hire people to go and. rile people up to go do illegal things. well look what the the Gretchen Whitmer. stuff yeah that's hilarious is it no. it's it's disturbing too it's horrible. for people don't know tell everybody the. story because I've told it a million. times well I just like the younger. driest impact Theory I don't know I I. have all the details exactly right but. there was this quote unquote conspiracy. to kidnap uh Gretchen Whitmer who was.

just recently reelected as governor of. Michigan and it turned out that people. were instigating we're working for the. feds is that not correct 14 people 12 of. them were FBI informants holy crap okay. yeah. suddenly [ __ ] set everything up and. these people that got arrested and wound. up doing time feel like this was all. play like I never really thought we're. gonna do it. of course I would say that too if they. arrested me trying to kidnap the. governor do you ever get called accused. of being a Fed no oh yeah I'm sure I'm. sure if I go back down the darkest I'm.

called a shill for saying the Earth is. round so I'm sure someone out there is. calling me a fed I'm at the level where. I am. um controlled opposition and then after. that if I get more successful I'm gonna. be a psyop so I'm looking forward to uh. having that upgrade yeah I think I'm a. useful idiot oh so let's get some Lex. gets called a Fed all the time yeah. Alexa are you a fed I'm friends with uh. Mike Baker who used to well he's used to. be in the CIA he's a real spook it's a. nice guy yeah I know him I know him from. Fox.

you know so I get like he's my Handler. people say he's my Handler I was out why. would your Handler be open. I don't know because he's pretty [ __ ]. critical about the government sometimes. and pretty critical about you know the. way people are handling things but he. also gives you an insight into foreign. policy in a way that you're only going. to get from somebody right she has a. very good sense of humor I really enjoy. he's a great guy he's like a genuinely. good guy and [ __ ] honest and about. some stuff I'm sure he doesn't of course. he can't can't no but I've talked about. stuff and he's like stuffed off the. Record that's like his little operations.

it's like okay this is what we did you. know what this is what I could tell you. yeah but he when when he talks about. foreign policy it's from an educated. perspective he understands like how. operations work and I think that's a. very valuable insight for people to just. to to hear it from a person like him. who's served like that like it's a very. different world and we have this. idealistic utopian view of the rest of. the world yeah all right do we have this. idea that Biden and Putin are going to. sit down a rumor Biden zielinski and. that's what that's what's happening. that's going to be the show but if. you're going to have a WWE you have the.

writers you have the meetings you know. all the things behind the scenes look at. the Cuban Missile Crisis yep. you know yeah it looked like we we. rolled them but it's just like yeah. because candy to credit cruise ship had. to keep his mouth shut yeah. and you know there's another problem. that's going on right now is that. they've already they have a momentum of. money running in that direction so that. means there's immense amounts of profit. and the longer this goes on the more. profit can be raised it's it's not and.

then it's the sun cost fallacy because. it's like well we spent 50 billion it's. just I just gonna let 50 billion go to. waste all these lives lost go to waste. we got to get our Roi out of Afghanistan. and right into Ukraine yeah yeah you're. right. and you know what else is interesting. and I'm just circling back the whole. National divorce thing but people are. like of Texas leaves America won't ever. let her go you we stopped hearing about. the plight of women under the Taliban in. Afghanistan which is a real problem like. if you really were concerned about these. humanitarian issues that is a major.

major concern but because we The. Narrative isn't there it's like a screw. those [ __ ] yeah The Narrative of uh. the mistreatment of women in in certain. countries run by dictators is never. discussed right you know it's always how. bad America is. but it's also like now that we're not. there it's like a too bad it's a complex. chess game they're playing all over the. world and it's also being motivated. heavily by money and resources control. of resources and power power it's all. this weird game that leaders play and.

we're stuck we're stuck being a part of. something that can like directly. have horrific consequences for everyone. everyone I'm just gladdened by and. thanks to people like Jimmy Dorsey I. love him I just I was just on his show. he was on my show he's the best um the. idea that like we should take everything. coming out of DC out of both parties war. parties with a grain of salt and I think. the fact that that's become normalized. is really a great thing if they had. their drugs we'd be in Syria by the.

boatloads for as one easy example. so it's you know it's goes back to. Eisenhower goes back to his it goes back. to Wilson but that that speech that he. gave on oh yeah the military industrial. complex yeah that's a speech to this day. like my God what what did he know that. he was trying to warn us about because. this is a guy this is you know World War. II right he was the guy yeah yeah I mean. and and he's telling us that there's a. [ __ ] industry that wants to go to war. and we have to be careful with this and.

now it's like not even discussed and. it's but now I think now it's not even. hidden no I think it's really understood. that it was really funny it was like one. minute it was uh Trump's a lunatic for. talking about the Deep State and then. the next day it's like thank God we have. the Deep state to fight Trump and. without blinking an eye right and I. think without him in the picture. Converse people because he in many ways. is distraction because of his huge. personality his aggression his tweets. which I certainly enjoyed more than. anyone but without him there as a like.

either you're for Trump or you're you. have TDS people like wait a minute. there's a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] going on. that has nothing to do with nothing to. do with it there's nothing with him and. if Republicans were doing it people. would be up in arms yes yeah up in arms. the same people that have Ukraine Flags. in their Twitter bio they would be up in. arms can you if Trump tried to send. troops to Ukraine forget it. it would be false impeachment [ __ ]. captured. this country is so captured by these.

tribal ideologies it's so strange and. when a person like you comes along that. you know a self-proclaimed Anarchist. that's why people don't know what to do. with you it's really fun it's weird they. don't know what to do with you you're. like I don't think it should be any. police I don't think you should be any. government it's also really funny. because then it's like what's your re. because they can't put me in a box. what's your real agenda when you saying. you want Texas to be independent what do. you really mean I'm like I want sex to. be independent okay but is it for Israel. is it for China yeah is it because is it. because this because of that because. you're really Democrat it's like okay.

whatever answer bothers you most is what. I tell them you're really a Democrat. well I get that a lot you're friends. with Blair you're clearly a Democrat. that's the logic. that's literally the logic isn't she red. yeah but she's trans so she's a Democrat. oh my God this is the thinking yeah. hilarious. it's it's anybody doesn't believe trans. people should be trans like no one. should be trans you gotta meet Blair. white oh okay good good luck meeting her. she's not very friendly she's friendly. to me I know but uh we we spend way too.

much time you know what I'm saying. that's exactly what you're saying the. people that don't think that it's like. that's part of the problem that I have. with some people on the right it's like. when it gets to like LBGTQ people. especially like gay marriage and stuff. like why do you give a [ __ ] like what. are we doing well Deborah talks a lot. about this in her book at the end of. gender and what she talks about like for. a lot because the argument is well. they're all crazy it's like okay sure. but what are you gonna do with the. so-called crazy person and and so talks. in her book like for a lot of people. they grow out of it but for a lot of. them transitioning actually does help. their mental health yeah for for people.

that are transitioning there's there's a. [ __ ] Spectrum just like exactly I'm. talking about gay people in gay marriage. like for people that oppose that that's. just nuts like if you really don't think. that people are gay and you think they. should just like not give in to that you. think that I don't think that's a thing. anymore oh they think that for sure who. says that there's plenty of people that. are Christian that think that it's just. like there's Temptations to murder and I. don't murder you know well if there's. people that really think that if you're. tempted to go suck dick more power to. you like that's not I don't think it's.

just a Temptation yeah yeah I think it's. a deep desire but if you um talk to some. of them they they do not think that you. should engage in that it's actually a. conversation I had with Ben Shapiro like. about gay people he just doesn't think. you should do it. I it's I mean he's married to his credit. so like if you're not having to have. those urges but I mean he has friends. that are gay and married like he's. friends with Reuben I asked Reuben about. this on my show and he's like I'm like. dude how can you invite someone to a. wedding.

and to know that they're sitting there. judging you right to you know like and. he's like look there's a ceiling to my. friendship like at a certain point I. realize okay I can't completely. integrate this guy into my life and that. was a fair answer I thought that was a. good answer yeah I'm officiating a. wedding this weekend uh Paul and Eric. and Arizona who are just two close. friends of mine become an ordained. minister no but I am Joe do you know how. hard it's going to be for me to not get. down on one knee from the officiating. stand and to propose to one or both of. them on the spot so I'm saying it here.

so I don't have to do it in real life. because I am so close to doing it yeah. don't ruin their day it's their big day. buddy I mean you knew it was a snake. when you picked it up. keep the lights on you know that. expression no it's okay to have a snake. in the room as long as you have is that. is that it yeah yeah I'm officiating. another wedding later in this year um. for Josh and Zoe and I'm gonna have to. point out to Josh that you know she's. got a kid well they have a kid together. I mean this is like a fake wedding. because they couldn't get married but. have you ever officiated wedding yes I.

did is it so fun yeah it was fun it's. such an honor to yeah I became an. ordained minister online I think I'm. gonna I might have to do that whatever. they need I'll do but uh just fill out a. form for that University Life Church. whatever something like that yeah one of. them weird ones maybe I'm in a cult I. don't even know about it it might have. been Landmark this this did you turn you. into priest it's a rabbi. turned you into a monk what can I be I'm. just I mean what kind of you could you. get a monk to marry you like what kind. of people can marry I think anyone can. marry you right but I mean like isn't. there like a religious like like a.

Catholic preach clearly can marry you. right but can a monk marry you yes if I. could marry you it could right yeah. right just because they could but it's. not like a thing where you don't have to. get a license or you don't have to. become ordained well I think if you're a. member of an organization that's. ordained probably carries over in. Scientology. they tell you who you're marrying that. the most gangster thing that Scientology. ever did is Achieve tax exempt status I. I've you know it's just hitting me I. still can't believe that we spent like. five minutes on landmark and you read.

the whole promoted proposal seems like a. good organization you know I'm gonna. hope they do well with people screw your. comedy show I'm gonna go check out. Landmark seems like uh they have some. good ideas. I'm just I'm waiting for the cult part. what's the part that's bad what's the. downside what is the doubt I'm happier I. have more friends you're looking at your. life in a very positive way. why is that bad what's what the problem. is well that's the thing like even like. if you think about that like someone. making an organization like that let's. not say landmarks don't even talk about.

them but someone who espoused very. similar ideals about how to live your. life he'd be like oh that's uh that's a. really good path to follow seems smart. maybe I should align myself with them. yeah like what was her name Marion. Williamson uh who have you ever had a. run no she she's the presidential. candidate yeah she I read her book the. politics of love because I did an. article about it I I kind of think she's. just great she had this piece in her. book that really kind of kicked my ass. in terms of just this is really great. information she just has this thing. called a course on Miracles so you can.

imagine oh boy but she used to teach it. in the 80s in LA and like all her. audience is gay and they're dropping. like flies from AIDS right and she's. trying to give them hope and it's like. Marianne Miss Williamson we're all dying. and she goes okay I'm not telling you. it's going to be cured tomorrow what if. it's like diabetes what if you have to. live with it all your life and they cut. off your foot and then your eyes pop out. is that so bad is that so impossible and. when you put it in those terms it's like. okay this is something I can actually. hope for it becomes less of a miracle. and more of like a managed realistic.

hope what wasn't that a book A Course in. Miracles I'm sure she had a book too. yeah but there was there was a book that. was written by someone who claimed that. I think they claimed they were. channeling. was that A Course in Miracles there was. a book that I remember in the 90s a. bunch of people were trying to hand I. think I wound up buying one because a. bunch of people were like telling people. to go get it it's changed my life like. one of those I was like what is it. is that the book. A Course in Miracles.

1976 book by Helen she must be it. underlying premises that the greatest. Miracle is the act of Simply gaining a. full awareness of Love's presence in a. person's life says God Schuman said the. book had been dictated to her word for. word via a process of inner dictation. from Jesus Christ yeah that's what it is. there it is so that book became like a. super popular book with like alternative. thinking people that were looking for. some sort of religious thing to that new.

age stuff yeah yeah like I'm not into. religion but I'm into this it's. spiritual yeah yeah yeah the I'm not. into religion but I'm in the. spirituality thing yeah but that. remember uh Bill Hicks was into that. book was it really I'd never guessed. that wow yeah um I knew his one of his. ex-girlfriends who told me that that was. like something that he read I think he. may even talked about in an interview. too but it was uh everybody was in a. blue cover on it and everybody was. passing it around it was like the thing. in the 90s huh but then it kind of died.

off I never hear about it anymore. Miracle over is that the same lady who. just announced she's gonna be pregnant. yeah that's her so is she reading based. on that book. says A Course in Miracles yeah I thought. she originally inspiring teachings On A. Course in Miracles yeah so she's basing. it on that book okay this book that was. uh but it was dictated by Jesus Christ. so it must be good well yeah he's he's. really good at his stuff well he went. through a lady in the 70s. yeah yeah he came back for a little bit.

just but just through her just checking. in just one more book you know I think. maybe people getting the wrong. impression of some of the stuff that I. wrote he didn't write any of it as well. hearsay oh that's right so it's like. listen Luke's a good guy but come on let. me give you from the first person. perspective and I didn't really die I. was just like hiding I just wanted to. take a break I always said yeah I'm dead. I was a peekaboo Champion yeah I just. think Champion I just went I was like I. just need a break do a little silent. time. Jesus needs to me time okay dude it's.

already 5 16. oh crap get the [ __ ] out. of here every Comedy Club to open yes. sir. um hold the book up let everybody know. why it's available right now.com the. white pill by Michael Ballas is it. available in audio form as well yes sir. did you do the narration of course I did. of course you did I knew it I couldn't. wouldn't you want I like it when the. book is read by the author I love it I. hate it when uh an actor reads someone. and they you could tell they don't. really give a [ __ ] especially if you. know the author's voice like their. literal voice exactly you were Jordan or.

someone like that you can't yes thanks. Flex yeah we'll cut into Lex later it. seems rude to cut into him on the air. yeah I guess okay all right appreciate. you brother goodbye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. foreign.