Joe Rogan Experience #1948 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day Brian you got every kind of. caffeinated beverage known to man in. front of you what do you got I got a. smoothie and Black Rifle two black. rifles and then you got a cooler oh this. is liquid IV oh look at trying to stay. hydrated I got all I got factor I got. liquid ey I got all the sponsors you've. remained remarkably healthy out of all. the people I was worried about during Co.

it was you I was worried about you and. Tim Dylan you were my number one and. number two but you [ __ ] coasted. through it like it was nothing yeah it's. weird I I my doctor said I have this. thing where my my my metabolism is too. strong uh and it's like [ __ ] my gums. up right now your metabolism is [ __ ]. your gums up what kind of doctor you. going to a chiropractor you going to a. witch doctor no I I actually been to. like all the to dentist now because I'm. dealing with it right now my uh it's. [ __ ] my gums are like gum disease.

type [ __ ] reeding gums yeah yeah so I. have to get a deep clean but I'm they're. letting me use nitrous for the first. time at a doctor I've never done that. have you done nitrous at a doctor it's. fun really yeah how silly did you get. you haven't done yet haven't done it yet. have you done it yeah and I ended up. like being mean to the dentist like I. was like making jokes that weren't funny. like nobody was laughing oh no yeah. that's what I'm scared of cuz you know. in college you do it and you fall out of. window you start like fishing around and. [ __ ] how are you going to do that at. dentist when they're trying to precise.

with your teeth that's a good point. right like you got to take a wild chance. that the person isn't out of their. [ __ ] mind if you're going to dose. them up with nitrous I don't know what. it feels like is that the same thing of. whippets oh we can find out real quick. it is it's medical grade we have them. here yeah already already did whipits on. the show we're like what are you doing I. was like is this even legal no he has he. bought them somewhere like you could buy. whipits you could buy it for for the. those machines for the Whi cream whipped. cream yeah it's just whipped cream. that's what they call it call whippets.

but I thought for whipped cream you get. like a large one well that was just when. I worked in a restaurant well the. container's large but then you unscrew. the top and it's just a little nitrous. thing dude I worked at uh Newport crey. in Massachusetts and everybody did. whipits I'm pretty sure I did it once I. must have done it once I was like 15 15. 16 I think I worked there and people. just go back there and get blasted off. of whippits damn how react to it he just. started laughing like couldn't stop. laughing and threw his head back he's. like whoo w w that's what he said it was.

like it's like w w woo Norman hated it. Norman did it he's like [ __ ] this this. is terrible I feel awful I feel like I. died I don't like it at all right he was. he was not interested see seeing Norman. I was like I'm not doing it if he he's. reacting like that not my thing it's. just and then we looked up all the. possible things that could happen to you. like oh there's a lot a lot of things. that could go wrong I'm supposed to do. that it fries your brain cells too well. they said that's a thing with Amal. nitrate you know nitrate is poppers and.

uh apparently it's big with in the gay. community with gay dudes who let to. party they I don't know if it's still. but at one point in time it is we love. it they would take uh Amal nitrate and. somehow or another it help them relax. during. sex something I don't remember what the. but apparently Amal nitrates really bad. for you like destroys your immune system. destroys you like it's really bad gives. you brain damage you know it doesn't. seem like you know there's some drug. that people will defend you know they.

talk about the beauty of heroin like. there's no one out there defending Amal. nitrate no one's like it's the [ __ ] like. it's changed my life started doing Amo. got my [ __ ] garage cleaned at least. people who do speed they get things done. you know like people who do speed they. want to [ __ ] organize the garage put. putting shelves up and stuff cleaning. everything I need that yeah that's an. adall thing apparently people do Aderall. and they start cleaning [ __ ] organizing.

not my thing yeah have you [ __ ] with. Aderall at all a couple times what about. you no they had me on riddling with it. when I was a kid oh that's that figures. everything out all the time every day. riding's an upper right or downer I mean. I think it's an upper well it's an upper. but supposedly back then they said that. if you had add it brings you down like. it's supposed to Mellow you out but I. hated it you know what talked about that. is Henry Rollins talked about it when he. was a kid they put him on that he was. like 5 years old he had him on it he was. just all the time time like.

[ __ ] and the way he describes it it's. like oh when you see Henry like he's so. intense like everything about him is. intense is even the things he enjoys. like when he talks about like listening. to records he's so intense it's like. they just cranked his [ __ ] brain up. to. 10 when he's a little kid which is wild. because you can kind. of I mean it's not a thing to do I'm not. saying you should do it but what I'm. saying is you can manipulate it child's.

mind with those things in a way like. you're you have to be you're changing. their reality right you're changing the. way they experience things that's got to. change their view of Life overall in. general like if your view of Life over. like you know how Stoners are some. Stoners they're it's abusive they're. abusive they're so high all the time. that they're just like not making sense. they like never make any sense like if. you're doing that all the time when. you're like 14 15 16 which some kids do.

that shit's terrible for you it doesn't. prepare you for life at all like to. being a [ __ ] full-timer when you're. like 14 like whoa like dude regular. reality is hard enough you're trying to. figure out what the [ __ ] is life what. are what is a grownup you know what is a. job like when does this start when does. this I need to get a job thing start do. you remember that feeling like the high. school feeling like when do I need to be. able to take care of myself terrifying. MH terrifying feeling and nobody.

prepares you for it nobody prepares you. for this idea that you're going to have. to take care of yourself you're like. what what I have to pay my own bills I. have to get a job what do I do I don't. know what to do and everybody's like you. got to go to college like I guess I got. to go to college I don't want to be a. [ __ ] loser I got to go to college. remember that those days I can remember. days like when I would work like three. different kind of jobs I'd like deliver. newspapers Drive. limos and I would do you know.

occasionally I'd do construction if like. something came up and I could get away. with doing it during the day but I was. always tired I hated those jobs but I. was like [ __ ] what do I do like I was. trying to figure out what to do and if. stand up if I didn't find standup oh my. God i' been so [ __ ] yeah I would have. been so. [ __ ] I would been so [ __ ] cuz my my. brain was not wired for jobs uh-uh you. know some people can do it some people. are awesome at it some people they lock.

into a career and they're very happy you. know but what for whatever it was like. with my childhood man my childhood was. just too chaotic I did not have any. desire to be like in any sort of order. where I'm like locked in like I was a. latch key kid like my parents just kind. of let me out of the house go have fun. and you like kids like that have zero. desire for order like you're out there. Wilding with these other [ __ ]. 10-year-olds out in the street lighting. buildings on fire accidentally and. finding fireworks and we did Wild [ __ ].

when we were kids totally that does not. prepare you for an office job that. prepares you for sitting in class going. [ __ ] I got to get out of. here dude my kid told me on Tik Tok she. found this thing that was explaining how. our educational system was developed and. I was like what I go you got this on Tik. Tok I go what what did you find out and. she was like it was developed to turn. people who are like these rural people. into factory work.

like they were they were literally like. gearing education when they started. public education to like prepare these. like wild folk they put them in. factories if you think about like the. the kind of people that were alive that. were living in like rural Columbus Ohio. like outside of Columbus in where you. guys are from in like the 1900s yeah. what were those people like the farm. people like the people that were. basically just like the Pioneers they. just St stopped and they developed a.

small town and in like 1903 if you're in. that [ __ ] town and they want to take. one of those people and and turn him. into an office worker like good luck the. Youngstown was the number one steel. producing city in the world through the. like 30s 40s 50s and then one Monday it. all closed so like everything that even. it was built. around was [ __ ] completely like. everything that their work ethic. everything was just always go to high.

school and then you work in the steel. mill your dad worked in the steel mill. his dad how old were you when this was. going down it was before I was born but. the dilapidation that it left left this. well you can't there was no like you can. go chase your dreams you can move to LA. or New York like that's all stuff that. you had to like find out on your own. nobody no teacher was like you could do. anything it was it was Bleak yeah isn't. that horrible it's such a bad vibe it's. such a bad vibe to for a child to grow.

up in that kind of a a shattered dream. Vibe like a Detroit Michigan after the. factories got pulled out of there like. that Flint Michigan documentary that. Michael Moore did Roger and me is. amazing it's amazing that's it to me. that's his best work because that was a. young Roger who was trying to like. figure out like what the [ __ ] was going. on to this place where he was from and. so it was so real and he was so young in. it it was it was really like what year.

was Roger in. me 89. 92 93 pull it up Jamie 89 it's. 89 as you're talking about it though. looked up something I try I typed in. what I say uh public education develop. for factory workers there people have. been asking this question right for a. few years and uh hidden behind a. Washington Post thing it says no they. are not modeled after factories here's. why it start it apparently it came from.

this says it came from a 2009 book. called weapons and mass instruction and. then it was echoed by someone in the New. York Times oh okay so it's a false. narrative or is it what so how was it. designed was it designed it seemed like. it was designed for structure and to get. people pay attention to rules this. article says that uh that article was. saying that they modeled the system. after Prussia the United States adopted. Prussia school system but that then goes. and say that Prussia was not a high.

industrialized country or interesting. during that time period so the the. accuracy of it seems a little off is. kind of what I'm getting at interesting. so I wonder so so here put that sorry um. it says here he is in 2012 the American. Education model was actually copied from. the 18th century Prussian model designed. to create docile subjects and Factory. workers for what it's worth Prussia was. not highly industrialized when Frederick. the great formalized his education. system in the late 1700s very few places.

in the world were back then training. future Factory workers docile or not was. not really the point uh nevertheless. industrialization is often touted as. both the model and the rationale for. public education system past and present. and by extension it's part of a. narrative that now contends that schools. are no longer equipped to address the. needs of a post-industrial world I. looked it up because I've seen some. other people and I've done started doing. it too when I see something crazy on Tik. Tok that seems like a wild fact I'm go. holy [ __ ] you got to look that's the Tik.

Tok filter yeah the Tik Tok there's. [ __ ] there's no one who's checking on. Tik Tok Tik tok's fun but man half the. [ __ ] you ever watch that guy where it's. this guy with a beard and he's a little. bit bigger like this guy check this. video out we need to find this person. like he's pretty no I haven't seen him. but he like shows like uh Kens or racist. people like a clip and they hunt them. down faster than any police like there. was a guy in LA. the Tesla guy who was running out uh.

hitting people with their cars with. baseball bats and they they called him. the Tex uh Tesla terrorist and they. captured that guy faster than the police. just from that's amazing what what was. this guy's motivation for attacking. people with Teslas he's he's attacked. like I think it was like 10 people over. the last three years it like women. everyone and there's videos of him. running out of the Tesla going like out. of control so he's in a Tesla yeah and. so he's in a Tesla and then he's. attacking people it's not like he's. attacking people only Teslas I got SC no.

he was in a he's in they call him a. Tesla terrorist so he just pulls over. and starts beating onand random people. he's all amped up he's like you could. tell the guy's just Juiced he's on. Aderall bro said he was the other. article said he was selling steroids no. was selling steroids so he's getting. roed up and beating people with bats. randomly holy [ __ ] man sing steroids. tested uh targeted at least six motor. motorists is now selling stero or was. selling steroids what the [ __ ] I can't. read uh charges were filed Tuesday.

against a man caught on video attacking. drivers in Los Angeles with a metal pole. prosecutors also revealed that Nathaniel. ramac had a previous road rage arrest in. which steroids were allegedly found in. his car ramac 36 pleaded not guilty. Tuesday to four counts of assault by. means of force to produce great bodily. injury four counts of criminal threats. and one felony count of. vandalism holy [ __ ] this video right. here he just comes out it's oh my God if. you haven't seen the video you should.

watch I don't even want to see it man. just [ __ ] crazy. people God damn you ever see Kars what's. that where the people don't put their. cart back at the grocery store that's. hilarious I found one the other day they. literally did it to Perry from Windy. City Heat have you ever seen that no but. it's makes sense it's. unbelievable that Perry literally didn't. put his cart away then he's driving with. a mask on and he gets so mad so it. literally brings Perry and the guy.

doesn't even know it's Parry so Perry's. being Perry what are you talking like. you like a magnet. instead now sir get your [ __ ] [ __ ]. off my [ __ ] car it goes on like this. for a long time it's so funny oh my God. he's wearing a Perry caramell live. shirt but very few people know what that. is alive right look. sir but the ones that do it's. unbelievable it's hilarious that he. neded on himself wearing his own shirt.

yeah essentially kned on himself he's. wearing a mask he's gets away free. without that he gets away free yeah he. loses his mind in the end he leaves them. these voice he leaves a voicemail oh no. because there's a number on the cart Ark. thing what did your thought I never. watched Windy City Heat I always thought. yeah I was like it's too mean Too mean. to do that to a guy no he wanted that. that's what he wanted I know but he's an. insane person yeah do you think you. could do that today do you think the. same people involved do you think Jimmy.

Kimmel could be involved in something. like that hell no none of them would be. involved not Carson da not any of them. isn't it crazy because that's what kind. of got him to the dance MH that kind of. Comedy Mano comedy for Kimel yeah it's. funny that they they could never do that. Bobcat wouldn't do Bobcat directed it oh. yeah Bobcat might still do it Dan Cooks. in there Bobcat might still do it. Bobcat's. crazy Bobcat is this like ongoing Feud. with Seinfeld it's the strangest thing.

and I don't understand what I mean I. don't know either I know Bobcat much. better than I know Seinfeld I don't know. Seinfeld at all what's the beef I don't. think I've ever met him nope I don't. think I've ever met him maybe maybe I. did like way way way back in the day I. went to see him live when I was 19 I. don't know what their beef is they have. some sort of a beef and so uh they they. talk [ __ ] to each other all the time. that's hilarious I had to follow. Seinfeld at The Comedy Store toughest. follow I ever had in my entire life oh. sure dude cuz all he did was talk about.

how mity the owner oh that's right told. him he wasn't funny the last time he was. there he's that's right you were there. for that set crushing he buried me with. a shovel nothing like it ever cuz he's. telling them the whole story so even if. the people didn't know how big of a deal. it was that Seinfeld was in the O The. Comedy Store he told them this lady told. me I wasn't funny wonder how she's doing. now all this stuff like and she's like. everyone knows she's sick and old and I.

bought a house above her house so she. could see me driving a different car all. the time i' beep as I went by still not. funny I mean he's destroying destroying. it was like evil cool [ __ ] sign. that's hilarious evil cool seld I was. buried with a shovel everybody 70% of. the people left the room the other 30%. were literally texting their family I. just saw Seinfeld make his return to The. Comedy Store that he hasn't been here in. 35 years he just told the whole story.

I'm performing I remember a fruit fly. the only laugh I got the set was from a. door guy or whatever because a fruitfly. went in front of me real slow in the. lights and it was all lit up I go even. the fruit fly is getting out of here BR. that is the craziness of Mitsy Shore how. could she say no to Jerry Seinfeld like. even when he went there he was already. like a solid comic yep and that's the. thing that they say is that when you. used to tell mity like oh this guy's a. big deal from New York that. she'd be like well I'll see for myself.

dude the guy who used to book the store. told me it's kind of better if you start. off at the store like MIT knows you're. already a headliner so she's going to. make you a paid uh non-paid regular so I. became a non-paid regular I couldn't. just become a paid regular I had to do. time as a non-paid which you go on like. super late at night she didn't give a. [ __ ] about your credits your credits. almost hurt you like if you came with. with credits you're like oh he already. thinks he knows everything right and. that's the vibe and it makes you wonder. like is part of her brill. was part of her brilliant Madness.

knowing that the way to bring out the. most in Seinfeld was to do that perhaps. was to tell him he wasn't fny no no no. no no no no she was very outspoken about. it to my face I felt sad it's funny. because she said to me she said you know. you're the kind of person that needs. someone to step on you and I'm going to. be that person I have to admit she was. right I needed that person she was that. person and it really fueled me wow you. were right that's crazy y that is crazy.

I thought you were just joking around. uhuh she's did you know that no never. seen that's so wild that you guessed. that yeah that she would actually say. that well she was and that she said it. to him back then so he must have already. been killing it back then like what year. was this 1980 1980 so I think I saw him. in it must have been like 86 or ' 87 I.

saw him in Boston at um The Paradise. Theater which was like the big theater. that was connected to stitches Comedy. Club so stitches was like little tiny. tight little box it was a great great. room and next door was like the bigger. show where like that big Headliners. would come and I took my girlfriend to. see Seinfeld and I I wasn't even old. enough to drink yet and I was like this. is wild that's Jerry Seinfeld wow and. that's where um I got the idea of like. asking questions to the audience like. letting the audience just yell out.

questions because he did that and I saw. him do that I'm like oh this is probably. how he writes because at that time I was. already thinking about doing standup wow. uh but I was like oh he's thinking this. is how he writes like he comes up with. ideas by people like throw a thing at. him and off the cuff cuz he's already. murdering for an hour it was really. impressive super clean but like perfect. jokes they were perfect jokes there were. just everything was like the setup the. punchline the the the [ __ ] way he. handled himself on stage I was like wow.

those guys are so intimidating when. you're starting out like you really need. to go to to an open mic night and watch. watch people eat [ __ ] you need you. [ __ ] need that oh yeah you need that. when you're starting out I think you. need that with everything like if you. thought think you're going to play. basketball and you go to the NBA for the. first time you're like what the [ __ ] I. can't move like that right like I think. that's the thing with everything people. sucking helps in the beginning people. sucking helps I remember that first. night ever in a comedy club that I ever. signed up for an open mic was at the.

comedy store and I got like number 12 on. the lineup and I'm like man this is you. know here we go and they weren't as good. as I thought they were going to be and. I'm like whoow I think I have a chance. like this is crazy Richard Jenny said. that very thing Richard Jenny said that. bad comedians Inspire comedians to try. yeah yeah he I don't ex remember exactly. how he phrased it but it was something. to that extent and he was he was so. right I remember thinking that at the. time like if it wasn't for watching open. micers I would probably chicken out but. what you watch the open micers and.

you're like oh they're just clumsy like. me right like okay okay there's a thing. you get good at yeah oh okay and then it. became like I thought you just were. funny or you weren't funny you know I'm. like I'm kind of funny sometimes to my. friends like how do I be funny to these. people right but then you go to an open. mic night you realize oh this is like a. thing that everyone's working on to get. better like what the [ __ ] is this thing. yeah like this weird Mass hypnosis this. weird idea game you're playing with. people fact that you could do it for.

free always boggled my mind like I was. always all through high school I'm like. how am I going to pay for college. because I'm not getting a scholarship. with my GPA so once I was out I was. literally paying for college and owed. these loans luckily I dropped out fast. so I didn't get too deep in the hole but. anyway by the time I realized like wait. you could just do these open mics it's. like free college this is except it's. for a specific career and you get to. watch watch like you'll get to watch.

Dave Chappelle pop in yeah you you get. to watch you know Damon wayes will show. up you get to. watch you know all these [ __ ] comics. from other states that are in town they. want to do a spot at the store I mean. that's the first place I saw Schultz. that's uh the first place I saw Tim. Dylan I mean all those guys who came. from New York they all want to do the. store so you if you're working there man. and you're doing open mics and then you. get a [ __ ] doorman job holy [ __ ]. you were the you had a free.

education you were there every day. watching these killers work on their. sets that they were going to do on. Netflix and you know you're seeing it. all evolve because you're seeing them. Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday you're. seeing like all these multiple sets and. so you get this just education of How. It's pieced together that is unavailable. to anybody who doesn't hang around the. clubs right 100% it's the only way you. can get it like you cannot there's not. like a school you can go to make you a. better standup comic like there's you. know you you can learn things in regular.

school and you can apply them to standup. comedy but the only way to do stand-up. comedy and learn how to do it is you. have to do it the fact that we have to. do it in front of a crowd like you can't. even practice it there's nothing you. could do by yourself you know and even. on the road those other clubs don't run. like the store there's not 16 Headliners. in each room you know what I mean so if. you're lucky you might be able to maybe. work at a place where there's one. headliner coming in Walking probably. straight into the Green Room doing the. shows and then probably leaving right.

afterwards well think about the show we. did at the Vulcan think about the show. where you got Hans Cam and then you got. David Lucas and then you got Mark Norman. and then you got Ari shaffir then you. got Shane Gillis then you got you then. you got me MH these are these are crazy. shows man crazy shows they were so. [ __ ] fun it's been ridiculous God. damn it it's a murder Fest too from from. start to go you know what makes me the. happy is watching The Big Pop That Ari.

gets yeah when Ari goes on stage he gets. a giant pop people go nuts that special. [ __ ] pulled him out of the fire that. was a beautiful special man perfect. special it's perfect the fact that he. did in front of candles and [ __ ] they. had to relight all the candles and for. him to do that with full-blown AIDS is. just incredible it's unbelievable. full-blown imagine if that was like a. real. diagnosis you know like full-blown is. such a street term someone really being. [ __ ] up by AIDS but if like uh well.

Tony you've got full-blown aids your. doctor said that to you like what a. disrespectful doctor you use the term. full-blown AIDS bro you got fullblown. AIDS that's be like what think kind a. doctor did I get if he threw a bro at. the front like that that's even. worse yeah it's the same Dr redb was. going to diagnos as gumes my metabolism. so fast my fullblown AIDS here's the. good news people don't really die of it. anymore and they got all crazy.

treatments now you could actually they. could actually reverse HIV you don't you. don't like people have like been cured. of it now yeah there like multiple. people it's really wild there's like. this medicine that's been really helping. yeah I don't know what it is but I I've. been the thing about like they had. already come up with protas Inhibitors. and all these things that prevented. people from getting really sick like. remember Jeff Scott had it forever a. fifth person is likely cured of HIV and. another uh is in long-term remission one.

case involved a man with cancer underway. Went A specialized stem cell transplant. the other involved a woman who received. immune boosting therapies as part of a. clinical trial so this is different. results from different St different. studies so doing a couple of different. methods and also likely cured is a. little bit of a term right like imagine. being that guy's boyfriend and he's like. good news babe I'm likely Cur let's go. thing they have another drug that you. take now and it vents you from getting. HIV it's like a blocker so it's like a.

go crazy drug yeah it's like for gay. guys you just gave him the [ __ ] to. give that green lights if you give them. a [ __ ] pill that they could take and. you definitely won't get AIDS oh my God. they're going to try so hard to get AIDS. all I think they're going to go they're. got to go hard I think about how those. must be getting thrown around like. parade candy at on a Santa Monica. Boulevard yeah I mean what a miracle. yeah why science that's the good side of. pharmaceutical drugs right. everybody wants to talk about the bad.

side but you know yeah you can butt [ __ ]. and not get AIDS boner pills a lot of. different things came out but remember. the [ __ ] gas station pills red pant I. was I got burned out I think it did. damage red P red P was taking these. [ __ ] who knows what bathtub they were. mixed up in he would take these boner. pills that he would buy at the gas. station and apparently they're insane. and I think they had steroids in them. because like one one time you got a. little bit of road rage yeah or road.

rage and sometimes like I felt like I. was like about to pass out like I was. tripping like seeing trails and stuff. like what's that I think it was like. blood pressure bro it could be. everything everything and anything they. just mixed them up and called it Rhino. right right remember the names yep black. rhino it had a hologram of a rhinoceros. and I have like I collected the. containers that they came in cuz they. were like trading cards and I had like. 30 of them but when I moved when I moved. Texas I like I have to throw those away. what am I doing with like you should.

have saved them I just took photos of. them oh you should have saved them they. were so stupid but it was like what a. genius idea cuz you're only selling a. couple pills but you're selling it for. like what a prescription really should. be right but so you have this crazy. markup and then on top of that who [ __ ]. there's no one telling you there's no. FDA involved in these transactions. you're basically selling like vitamin B. right you know like you can kind of just. you know put those up for sale until. they come after you and then they test. them and find out there's there was all. sorts of stuff in there viagara and.

Calis and steroids there was like. different mixtures when they got caught. that and they you know got they got in. trouble that's when they made a new LLC. and that's what the Rhino one Rhino 2. Rhino 3 was no like seriously that's. they kept getting busted it was like an. Open Secret I remember you were the. detective of all this it was hilarious. you there were steroids in them too and. weren't there some of them had. amphetamines yep and that's like Jon. Jones supposedly is that's how he got. caught with steroids but it ended up. being a boner pill remember back in the.

day it was J Jones or somebody yeah I. think with I think John there was some. something along those lines that store I. know boner pills were involved yeah but. I thought they were real boner pills I. don't think he's just taking but the. thing is like if you're getting them. online like who the [ __ ] who [ __ ]. knows who's cooking these things up bro. who knows who's making these things. you're trusting your I mean this. anything that calls itself like Rhino. 5 like Rhino 5 that's hilarious. but it would make sense like it was a.

good sounds like a good mixture a little. bit of steroids a little bit of speed. Calis mixed with Viagra and sell it at a. gas station like who's pumping gas. needing a [ __ ] like bro got [ __ ] I'm so. horny from these. fumes I need some boner pills I need to. get going have you guys have you guys. seen the story of this person who worked. for the White House they were in charge. of like some something in the nuclear. program it's a a trans woman who's bald.

and has a beard and mustache and is. apparently a kleptomaniac yep it is the. wildest story yeah they caught her. stealing a bag I should say is it he. like he has a mustache um stealing of. isn't his name. Sam I don't want to miss gender I'm not. sure if it's like. non-binary whatever but whatever it is. to it's aief it's a [ __ ] thief it's a. [ __ ] terrible thief and then there. was a woman who uh recently uh saw.

photos of this Sam person and uh she is. like I think she's a designer and she. had very specific one-of-a-kind clothing. that had gotten stolen oh Jesus what the. hell yeah it's it's playing with rules. that's what that person's doing that. person with the beard and the shaved. head and lipstick and they're playing. with the rules I'll tell you there's not. enough boner pills in the world.

oh my so this person Sam uh has been. stealing women's luggage like not just. one but they've they've caught multiple. times this person Sam on video stealing. luggage and this woman who said uh from. 2018 see if you can find that story the. story of this woman who was a designer. from 2018 there it is so she had these. very specific pieces that were missing. and then she sees this person wearing. her her [ __ ] this person who works for. the [ __ ] White House what's he do at.

the White House and she's like no way. well she's he they are fired they're. fired from the White House what did they. do uh something with the nuclear. Department it was the department of. energy yeah. yeah Department former Department of. energy official Sam Brinton has been uh. had been contained in her luggage she. reported missing on March 9 2018 the. Ronald Reagan Washington National. Airport and then you see this person so.

she's a Houston based Tanzanian fashion. designer how do you say her name AIA. comson Asia comson so so she saw her. [ __ ]. clothing that's one-of aind clothing. that she designed and she's seeing this. person who stole it who works for the. [ __ ] white house two separate. airports and notice he appeared to be. wearing her clothes in several. photos uh comson said she had packed the.

same clothes in a bag that vanished back. in 2018 so this person's been doing this. forever just stealing girls clothes from. the airport and then trying them on when. they get home there's a thing called. autog gyil and it's men who are turned. on by dressing like women but they're. heterosexual but they're turned on by. dressing like women they like to dress. and and maybe even behave like a woman. and they get aroused by it it's it's. like Jordan Peterson talked about he.

said it's always been a part of the. psychology literature like it's a it's. it's a like a reoccurring thing that. exists with men that there's been men. forever who like to dress up like women. and it gets them sexually aroused and. now it's they're in the same category as. people that identify with being a woman. like if you're like a legitimate trans. person and I know a lot of them I know a. lot of them now it's more it's. there's some that you go like if you. ever meet Blair white you go okay that's.

100% correct like whatever you're doing. is correct like she seems like a woman. wow look at that see this is the lady's. clothes oh isn't that. crazy that is so crazy wa it's different. but she's get he gets a there's a kink. no because it's folded over on the right. side see how it's folded over well the. pattern in the different pattern is a. different pattern yeah middle oh you're. right yeah yeah.

huh oh it could just be f are you sure. it's not folded over see because you see. the right side of his thing you see how. it's the black you see the inner lining. like a different part well they wear it. better yeah but you see well uh this Sam. person has the narrowest [ __ ]. shoulders for what appears to be a. biological male and if you you know he's. like got it folded over so it'll fit on. his shoulders like I think if he spread. it out it might like fall over one. shoulder it's that doesn't seem like the. same.

picture wow it's uh it's still it's very. similar imagine well it could also just. be she had multiple pieces and show you. show photos of one of her Pie as similar. to the other one that he was wearing but. makes sense I mean if the person's been. busted more than once stealing chicks. clothes but that's like a kink thing man. that's not a poor person that needs. clothing that's not a person in. desperation trying to feed their family. that's a kink that person's kinky they. they like to steal women's clothes then. put them on maybe they're also good at. energy maybe maybe but you can't hire.

them just because they like to dress. like a woman oh my goodness wow you see. what I'm saying you can't do that like. that's crazy and this is what you get. when you go fishing for crazy can you. imag you can't just hire someone because. they like to dress like a woman like. they have to actually not be crazy and. not be stealing luggage and be good at. their. job. wow good face good face on it yeah. beautiful face yeah unbelievably.

stunning can you imagine that being your. type like looking for that like I've. always wanted a woman with the shaved. head and a goatee with a lot of lipstick. I want someone who I could [ __ ] watch. football with let's go [ __ ] let's. go. yeah it's just the whole thing is so. odd right like how does that person. really beat out the other people for.

that job really did they really go. through the people's resumes it's like. the bit I'm doing about the teacher from. Washington State or from uh Vancouver. that has a giant fake tits oh yeah is it. somewhere in Canada. yeah you did you see that a picture yeah. the picture of of him in normal when he. not at work but he's not at work he. dresses like a regular guy he's running. a Clinger yeah from Mash Clinger from. Mash remember Clinger dressed up like a.

woman that was his try to get out of. Vietnam and they said [ __ ] you you're. going dress like a woman in Vietnam he's. trying to always trying to get like. kicked out of the Army and the way he. would try to get kicked out is try to. dress like a woman yeah and they just. let him do it and then you know they. made him dress like a man but he like it. never worked the point is like same with. this person like that's what they're. doing they're pulling a Clinger yeah my. favorite episode of South Park of all. time lemi Winks is when Mr Garrison. finds out that you can get a lot of. money if you get fired for doing gay.

stuff. so he keeps trying to outdo himself and. be gayer and gayer and the people keep. talking about how Brave he is and then. finally brings in Mr slave and he shoves. a Geral up Mr Slave's ass and the whole. episode turns into this adventure of the. Geral because the rectum closed the. gerbal has to make his way all the way. through the mouth oh my God I saw that. dude this came out when I was a senior. in high school and just started started. smoking marijuana like I just started.

smoking weed and 2 weeks later this. episode came out and I oh my God I. forgot how good this episode is was. Dead the music is crazy there's [ __ ]. songs did you see the live uh South Park. uh concert they redid this live oh wow I. forgot how funny that episode was they. have so many bangers dude so many. bangers over the years like there's not. another show like it and the fact that. it's still going strong still. strong you can't do it anywhere else.

like even Comedy Central if you try to. bring a show like that to Comedy Central. they' be like no [ __ ] way yep but. with South Park just go ahead it's it is. the 800lb gorilla of cable TV it's like. the one thing that no one can [ __ ] with. it they go so hard they go so hard I saw. a video of him using his kid to do the. Canadian Impressions the Megan and yeah. oh yeah Ike uh he uses his own little.

kid and he was like whispering in her. ear like what to say so like he has her. cussing and stuff and he's like cracking. up while holding this is amazing don't. kick the baby good job try one more like. that I love you too big brother I love. you big. brother big. rber that's cute that's adorable it's. when they're doing the cussing ones. though the these ones are cute that's a.

lot that's awesome it's funny they're. National Treasures those guys are. National Treasures they really are but. what they do for just to advance comedy. it's so awesome so they let they'll let. you be free to laugh at the most. ridiculous [ __ ] it's like that's. important today it's it really is it's. it's important today like God damn. people are so crazy it's such a wild. time where people are getting so upset. about so many different things like. there's a it's like a fever pitch out.

there whether it's Ukraine and Russia or. Co or [ __ ] the climate it's like woo. like everybody's like right there all. the time. like right we need to chill the [ __ ] out. M as a. nation yeah right yeah it's wild man it. is wild the wildest time I could ever. remember gearing up for this 2024. election I'm [ __ ].

terrified like what is that going to be. like what the [ __ ] is that going to be. like Des santis just got control over. Disney did you see that yeah how does. that work I'm not exactly sure did he. just score a coup on Disney y it's the. land they own but what yep what does. that mean it's a long go I I remember. reading this a few months ago it first. started happening it has to do with the. water rights and stuff because it goes. through that County they portioned off. that section where Disney world is made. it separate from Orange County and they.

gave them crazy crazy crazy tax breaks. back in the day to draw tourism in so. now he can charge them because they're. supposedly woke and you know anti-. disantis so he's like screw it now you. guys can pay your fair. share it's so weird how so many people. that are involved in Show Business go. that route. so many people it's like they feel.

compelled you know like people that. wouldn't have done it five or six years. ago wouldn't have gone along with it or. going along with it now right they have. to play the game it's weird it's weird. to watch because it's I don't think it's. representative of most people's. sensibilities I think it's a very small. Fe it's a very small group of very pushy. people there's enough of them because. there's a lot of people there's a lot of. us 300 [ __ ] whatever million you're. going to get enough that are like really.

into it and really noisy but the way the. regular people think the the people of. the world that don't have to pretend. that they agree with something or. disagree with something most people are. very confused by what's going on most. regular people are very frustrated and. confused by like someone like that who's. working for the White House like how how. did that person get in there did that. person get in there just cuz they dress. like that cuz I think they did I think. they did right I think you can I think. that that's how goofy they are did you. see the White House Press Secretary lady.

the other day she was touting all the. different like minorities and all the. different people of you know uh all the. different women how many women work for. the White House now a record number of. people in the LBGTQ Community work in. the White House like so like all these. things that okay how they doing yeah. how's this working right this doesn't. seem like it's working that well like. what we don't care like that's not what. most people care about and if you're. lesbian and you're great at your job.

awesome if you're gay and you're great. at your job awesome but that shouldn't. be all we're hearing about right. shouldn't be all we're hearing about is. your identity the identity politics. thing like as if somehow or another. doing that is great for everybody do you. think about that when you look for. anything good do you think about like. well I I you know I hope the Staffing. there is very diverse you know don't you. hope whoever the [ __ ] is there is the. best at whatever the [ __ ] do that's what. you're thinking about right is that what.

they would want their doctor to walk in. looking like exactly I saw like a there. was a like an internet meme about. that about you know like what do you say. when you know your house is on fire you. hoping the firefighting team is diverse. that are coming to save you there was. like there's been a few of these but. they're like yeah like that's not what. you want you want diversity because you. want people to all have an opportunity. to do things you want it but you don't. want to force it like you can't put.

people in a position that shouldn't be. in the position just because of the. color of their skin or where they were. born that's. crazy and if if there's like a real. problem with people of one group or. another group not getting the. opportunities then we should address. that cuz that's the real problem. everybody's at each other's throats for. the wrong things when the real Things. Are you have these massive communities.

of disenfranchised people like. Youngstown like where you grew up like. Detroit like Baltimore there's places. like that all over the country and we. just sent how many billions of dollars. to Ukraine did we always have that money. laying around it's crazy okay but I. whether or not you agree that we should. support Ukraine or not I don't. understand it it scares the [ __ ] out of. me but if you had all that money laying. around you know how many things you. could have. fixed like the real problem is people.

not getting the same like situation to. grow up in not getting a situation. that's not filled with violence and. drugs and gangs and chaos and [ __ ] but. then no one's trying to fix that like. that's the if you want to fix the way. people think about each other if. everybody had like a decent chance EV. pretty much everybody had a decent. chance like the whole country you'd have. way less problems you got places where. people are [ __ ] from the jump and no.

one's doing anything to stop that no. one's doing anything to try to help. that's the real problem in this country. it's it's not like most people don't. give a [ __ ] who you are they don't they. just like you to be good at what you do. and they like You' be fun to be around. we all find each other's Groove like oh. this is Mike he's he's [ __ ] weirdo. but he's cool about this and we you know. we all find our groove with each other. you how many Comics do we know that are. gay nobody gives a [ __ ] right how many. Comics do we know that are of every.

ethnicity every race it's when you're. hanging around with Comics it's just. who's funny right it's just who's good. who's cool to hang with nobody gives a. [ __ ] about that that should be the whole. world that should be the whole world I. don't know if you get there by forcing. people to get hired because they're a. certain race or a certain gender or. certain anything I mean think you got to. get it to the point where all these. people have the same sort of crack at it. so then it just becomes a meritocracy.

like a real meritocracy because that's. the the argument against and it's like. it's not a merto meritocracy if people. experience racism or sexism or if people. grow up uh you know disenfranchised and. they grow up in bad bad areas like they. deserve like a little bit of an extra. help maybe they should be hired first. this is the way the that's the thought. process behind it. but oh I I think that encourages like. someone who's not as good to succeed. right and I don't think that's good for.

anybody I think the best people should. succeed we just have to figure out like. how to make that fair but the best. people should should succeed in. everything that's the way we get better. at stuff that's it the NFL I'm sure you. probably know about this but they have a. very very interesting thing that they're. doing where you literally get better. what is it draft picks or something. based on uh how many black coaches you. have instead of so you can literally. reconstruct your team you can build it.

stronger is it draft picks or is it so. you get more draft bigger salary cap or. something it's it's it's wild the salary. cap is wild cuz if there wasn't a salary. cap the Saudis would just come in there. we go we have a we have an idea yeah. everybody a billion dollars just [ __ ]. just buy up like I think those guys have. more money than we can possibly. comprehend they're doing it with golf. that it seems to be working yep is it no. Jamie shaky shaky tell me Jamie what.

what's the definition of working I guess. would be um are they having successful. events they're just started definition. of a successful event oh now we're. cutting hairs I don't know I don't know. golf so you tell me like what's a. successful event they just had their. first event of the year um and I was the. response online is people aren't that. into watching it it was on the CW I. think in the United States so it's a. little tough to find that in the first. place like I don't get it interesting um. it's uh it's aired a way different way. than they air PGA golf it's aired. everybody you see all the shots at the.

same time kind of everyone's playing at. once which is way different especially. if you watch the full swing show that. just started on Netflix they're. explaining golf to people who don't. really know it that well there is a lot. of money in there though that's for sure. wow so that's successful for those. people that's. interesting so professional pool is. encountering a little bit of a. Renaissance it's very interesting. there's a couple few companies that are. putting on these events like Predators. putting on these events and matchroom.

pool they have this big and they're. streaming them live online and it's. becoming successful again like pool. because they're streaming them online. like people are into it again it's very. interesting you know and it's just uh. they're doing them the world. championships this weekend from the Rio. nice I'm G try to stop in on Friday and. check it. out did you see the guy in East. Palestine that talks like Mickey Mouse. now yeah I did I was just swallowing a. true brain what's that it's a neut.

Tropic you want to try it yeah dude was. on my podcast once a doctor and he came. up with this stuff really is it orange. Flav he was a doctor was he a. doctor I don't want to give anybody. extra titles you want to try one want to. get smarter no no no I don't want stay. where you're at. yeah doesn't make you smarter helps your. memory a little bit it's good for a. verbal. memory sometimes the Mary Jane [ __ ]. with the mind that's delicious it's good. right it's nice little liquid little.

shot I like it it's like a snow conb. with the voice thing wouldn't there be. multiple videos of multip multiple. people with that it could be his own. reaction to it he got a very high dose. it could be uh there's more people. they're not talking about it it says. there's more people more people it's. that's what's what this article says. they're going to go check door. too oh they're sending the CDC in bro. this is very scary stuff yeah very scary. young Town's 20 minutes from there and. they just call it East Palestine they. don't say it's 45 minutes away from.

Pittsburgh or 45 minutes away from. Cleveland they just call it East. Palestine so it's getting into. Youngstown too oh yeah it's getting in. everywhere right everywhere Pittsburgh's. really close y Columbus is not far away. that's so scary did you see the dead. deer that they they've been. finding this dude uh took video he was. down by the river or this Creek or. whatever it is and it's just [ __ ]. completely polluted you know you throw. rocks in it you see big oil slicks Bowl. up and uh he found three dead deer like. really close to each other that's where.

it is on the map there's East Palestine. young youngstown's right there dude oh. my God Pittsburgh's right there are. those videos of it raining in Ohio where. it was like foam is that fake I don't. know did you see that snow and all the. stuff in the ground it's like foaming. rain bro bro what's in those clouds now. and and that's a cloudy place they. literally have the lake effect there so. the precipitation that's where it's. always cloudy always oh my God so it's.

it's sitting above you yep is it does it. dissipate what happens to the uh this. the poison that gets into the air goes. to Pittsburgh yeah where does it go like. if it really hovers over you like holy. [ __ ] and comes down when it rains what. the [ __ ] the video that I don't know. it's real is showed a man outside and it. when it was raining it just seemed like. it was Suds and so that's not normal I. don't know if it's a real video it's Tik. Tok but wouldn't you think that whatever. the smoke is like whatever the particles. are they would be too heavy to just sit. in the clouds wouldn't you think that.

they would fall to the. ground I don't know we're both we're too. stupid to talk about this what would you. Jamie you're smarter than us what do you. think would happen like if if chemicals. were burned and they went into this into. the clouds would they stay in the clouds. I think back to movies of like uh the. dirty Waters just came out where they're. looking into like you know chemical. companies and people getting [ __ ] up. and there's giant lawsuits that go on. forever Aaron brovich thing I think was. a situation people get [ __ ] up from. some Chemical Company.

mhm right repeat I don't why would this. one be different honestly I think it is. I think but what I'm asking is do you. think that um when they burn the. chemicals that they stay in the clouds. does that make any sense I don't think. they're going to tell us and explain it. to us simple people you know some people. might know what a mad scramble did you. and did you see that that people were. trying to blame Trump because of. deregulation but it turns out that. whatever deregulation he passed wouldn't. have applied to this and also wasn't. instituted it never really went. through they they triy to blame him for.

is that true make sure that's true. how anybody you kid. jie what is the question was the. deregulation by Trump was D was Trump. era deregulation. responsible for the. crash because I think it was not I don't. know that yeah I heard that it was about. the for the company not the not even the. train oh really that's what I had. understood deregulation was about oh.

really the train was going to happen. anyway remember we looked up there was. like 1,700 a year so the deregulation. was just basically like giving money to. the corporations or letting them pay. less money I I that's I don't know I'm. just so like first thing says uh. Washington Post analysis so far Trump's. roll back of regulations can't be blamed. for the train wreck there you go and. that's Washington Post so if that's. Washington Post see uh NTS be chair. contradicts posts that wrongly claim. Trump to blame for Ohio train wreck but.

that's like a thing that people do. immediately when ever there's something. [ __ ] up they immediately pointed Trump. he did it he did it but when the problem. like that is like when you say he did it. a lot of people hear oh he did it and. then how many people hear the followup. how many people hear like no he didn't. do it and this is actually what happened. I bet it's probably like. 6040 right yeah I bet like 40% find out. that it wasn't true this is from article. says Bud calls on Trump to back.

reversing deregulation and wake of a of. train derailment it's they're saying it. comes from this. letter uh well maybe he's correct let's. let's read what what he has to say like. maybe both things could be true right. what could be true is that the. deregulation is bad and what also could. be true is that Trump wasn't responsible. for this this particular crash both. things can be true says one thing he can. do to express it express support for. reversing the deregulation that happened. on his watch I heard him say he had.

nothing to do with it even though it was. in his administration so if he had. nothing to do with it and they did it in. his administration against his will. maybe he can come out and say that he. supports us moving in a different. direction that seems very reasonable. doesn't it okay yeah uh White House has. blame Republican lawmakers in the Trump. Administration for lack Railway and. environmental regulations in the. aftermath of the derailment White House. has pointed to a 2021 letter from the. Republican Senators uh to the Federal.

Railroad Administration urging the. agency to expand the use of automated. track inspection and pointed to a. republican study committee proposal to. cut to Government funding for uh to. address chemical spills H that's a weird. way the pro proposal to cut to. Government funding I think it's just a. typo there uh additionally political. reported the Trump Administration rolled. backed several safety measures for. Railways including regular safety Audits.

and an Obama era rule that required. faster breaks on trains carrying. flammable. materials dude how about the fastest. breaks yeah it's containing flammable. materials how about the fastest [ __ ]. brakes you can make yeah but this that's. a true thing though that this particular. uh rail that that thing happened on was. not set up for transferring hazardous. weight. right or hazardous. materials isn't that.

true I think they're saying that that. train was not set up for having that. kind of stuff on it it's like bro it can. just fall off the tracks going like 300. mph and explode like what do you got in. there and you're going to ruin. everything forever all around it like. how long before they cleaned that up oh. and now they're what are they going to. do it yeah so I'm reading what are they. doing with it they're putting in a. landfill in Indiana right putam County. landfill. great terrific put it in the earth.

driving it across the state put you own. a landfill bro you can put anything in. there computers bodies all kinds of [ __ ]. old cocaine like dressers four hours ago. story Ohio toxic train disaster leads to. more concerns in other states while. scientists say chemical tests in East. palestin are unusually high I mean yeah. you think look at that unusually High. really what a crazy uh statement.

unusually. high how about toxic for humans I mean. what happens to those people that can't. move those people that are stuck there. like they can't afford to move they got. knowwhere to go that's everybody there. by the way yeah at least it's going to. be really cheap to move them somewhere. else like 500 $50,000 houses everywhere. you. know. bro I mean you got to get those people. out of there yeah. like how how dangerous is it you think. to be there right now is it just.

groundwater or is it air is it. everything [ __ ] man you know how scary. that would be if you were poor and you. were stuck in that spot was that plane. crash re that happened oh yeah yeah you. know that spot that story what happened. dude a plane that was uh headed with. isn't it true I I it seems I'm trying to. double check oh want a triple check but. I'm pretty sure there were environmental. yeah en five en mental scientists who. died in a plane crash were headed to. East Palestine Ohio it says false five.

employees of an environmental consulting. firm died in a plane crash near Little. Rock Arkansas on Wednesday but they were. not traveling to East Palestine where a. Freight Train derailed the employees. were responsible responding to an. unrelated February 20th explosion at a. Metals plant in a Cleveland suburb more. than 60 miles away okay okay so it. wasn't true so yeah so the backs in the. day since the February 23 uh 22nd plane. crash some social media users have.

falsely claimed the aircraft was. transporting environmental scientists to. East Palestine where a freight train. derailment earlier in the month prompted. officials to intentionally release and. burn toxic Vinyl chloride to avoid the. danger of an uncontrolled blast okay so. it wasn't true so there was a plane. crash filled with Scientists but they. were going to a different spill that. seems a little fishy why are five. environmental scientists going to some. other thing nobody's heard of when. there's this massive tragedy 60 minutes. away and that's probably the closest. major well I guess Pittsburgh is a more.

major airport that's closer but that's. second well we would have to well first. of all we didn't know these scientists. were going there right so we would have. to assume they've already sent. scientists to East Palestine yeah they. don't have to tell you that they're. doing that right it's not like they make. a press release like we're sending. scientists to find out because then. people want to know like what's the. results like if the results are. unprintable like if the results are like. oh oh my God like everyone's going to. die like who knows what the results are. and we know that if it is unprintable.

they're not going to tell us anyway pass. to everything if they sent five people. to this other. crash how many they send 5,000 how many. they send to East Palestine they want to. like check for sure they want to like. double and triple check on this one. because this is a doozy people are. calling it like an American Chernobyl. it's like this is scary [ __ ]. yeah it's wild that that those things. happen all the time we googled it the. other day there's like a thousand. derailments a year they happen all the.

time bro [ __ ] briam sent me a meme that. was like if you want to run a train. properly here's who you should hire and. it's that cop lady that got oh. yeah yeah I've seen those she's in like. 10 memes poor gal good girl yeah what. are you going to do cold blooded. assassin y it's a fun office mate right. there yep. seems like they're having a good time on. the job give me three Black Rhinos in an. 8 hour.

shift that's too much let's go three. will have a heart attack bro yeah you. got to be careful how many people died. from Rhino pills probably a lot we. should find that out that's a good. question let's take a guess because you. know they've got if it would be have to. be like someone heart attacks some. Banker's son died from Rhino pills and. and then they would ban them so it would. have to be someone influential who died. mhm like I would I'm going to. guess it's hard to say I don't think.

there's a number for that because it. pretty much is like whatever the bone or. pill really is like Viagra a lot of. people probably overdose on Viagra like. their blood pressure drops they have a. heart attack or something like that but. I think there's probably deaths that you. can absolutely attribute to boner pills. if you think of all the people out there. all the crazy [ __ ] that try to drink a. gallon of whiskey and [ __ ] Smoke 50. packs of cigarettes like just people. that go hard right if they go hard with. with the rhop pills I want to know how. many will kill you imagine if the guy's. like [ __ ] bro I'm going out with hide.

each night I'm taking 20 pills don't do. it mik this sounds like the next episode. of this sounds like the next episode of. protect your Parks you guys you guys. should each take three boner pills and. just try to [ __ ] maintain look at. each other right in the eyes I'll come. with a gold suitcase and give it to you. guys imagine a roided up boner pilled. Shane right next to a roided up boner. pilled Ari. oh no P it from roid ring with boners AR.

on amphetamines throbbing 3in penis AR's. got a giant dick dude he does he'll show. it to you not since the AIDS still it. doesn't shrink full-blown it's got the. full-blown doesn't shrink regular Aid. sometimes fullblown there's no other. disease that you say full-blown it's got. full-blown cancer oh yeah do you say. fullblown cancer you got full-blown. cancer really I think I've heard that. before it sounds right yeah right when I. was saying I was like that's a.

questionable one full-blown period you. don't say you have full-blown. tuberculosis right no you might say. full-blown herpes that sounds bad. full-blown herpes oh. yeah that's scary yeah back in the day. dude they used to die from syphilis like. people rotted out from syphilis and they. got syphilis from [ __ ] and everybody. knew they got it from [ __ ] and people. still [ __ ] they still [ __ ] there's.

that new garia full-blown garia that. killing people they can't cure what. super have you heard about super garia. super garia is like a new thing and they. have no cure for it you just what yeah. really yeah have you heard of this no. Jamie please Google Super G haven't. heard this yet yes no I heard so [ __ ]. up because scary it's a mutated Gara. imagine you're just a young person. trying to have a good time have a little. intercourse what is super.

garia uh here right here January 2023. super ganara has reached the US holy. [ __ ] super ganaria has infected people. in the US says Massachusetts uh. officials have reported two cases of. ganaria that are resistant or less. susceptible to all known antibiotics. used to treat it dude you live your life. with green [ __ ] coming out of your dick. dude go low limit I can read about this. super Gara has infected people in the. United States for the first known time.

this week Massachusetts Public Health. officials announced the discovery of two. garia cases appearing to display. increased resistance to all known. antibiotic classes that can be used. against it these cases were thankfully. still curable but it's the latest. reminder that this common sexually. transmitted infection is becoming a more. serious. threat bro but you think nature just. when humans get to a certain number. number nature just decides to try to. start killing them see the symptoms. right there O Okay discolored discharge.

from the genitals painful or burning. urination and rectal bleeding if caught. from anal. sex yikes wow when Gara is left. untreated it raises the risk of more. serious complications like damage to the. reproductive tract in women and swollen. testicles in men both of which can lead. to infertility that's not bad that's. Terri terrifying but they figured out. for syphilis they figured it out.

penicillin again shout out to the drug. dealers the pharmacy people they figured. out penicillin you know shout out to the. scientists bro people were dying of. syphilis and now they just give you a. shot right you were people were you ever. see like people dying from syphilis see. what it looks like like holes in their. face crazy their noses fall off holes in. their scalp like giant patches of tissue. Miss Missing scary stuff dude scary. stuff they just basically rotted.

away damn. dude it's crazy cuz like that was a. common thing back in the day oh oh yeah. look at that guy his face is just. rotting away oh my God look at that. woman's nose at the top middle look at. the paintings of people that had. syphilis too look at that one on the. upper top look at the upper top with the. guy with the the head the bald head look. at his head. syphilis lesion so it's literally his. head is rotting away and there's no cure.

for it look at that girl her face is. rotting away and back then you just. [ __ ] died you know you just rotted. out and died like this damn wow scary. [ __ ] dude like parts of your face just. fall off like The Walking. Dead [ __ ] I think that's how Al Capone. died yeah really yeah didn't he die from. syphilis I think so yep there he is. right there bottom right boy. Jesus famous people famous people who.

died of syphilis go to this go to that. let me see what famous people died to. syphilis so Bram Stoker the guy who. wrote jaula he DED oh my God which is. kind of [ __ ] cuz getting syphilis is. kind of like being bit by a monster like. you're slowly rotting away stroke. alcapone pneumonia from syphilis late. stages of neurosyphilis at 48 years old. God damn Al Capone was 48 when he went. down damn wow 48 with.

syphilis imagine after you know all the. [ __ ] Al Capone got through an STD took. him out one piece of [ __ ] dudes they. had those those bullets in the circle. those tommy. gun back in those days I mean alabone. was running the mob in Chicago Bullets. are probably flying at them all the time. syphilis gets some. didn't they think he he was like in a. vault at one point in the 80s and they. had like a lot haralo Rivera found his.

vault and they didn't bother to check to. see if there's anything in it they. wanted to reveal it live on TV and so. haraldo breaks through the wall and he. goes inside with the camera and there's. nothing zero so everybody was like. hanging on the edge of their seat. because it's live it was a live event. and araldo Rivera was breaking into Al. Capone's vault a live event and there's. nothing in there haralo Rivera's had a. lot of rough moments well that was the.

roughest that was purely the roughest. but the greatest moment he ever had was. on the Heraldo Rivera show whatever the. [ __ ] the show was called when he. introduced the world to the Kennedy. assassination video Dick Gregory came. who's a comic Dick Gregory came on to. the haraldo Rivera show with the footage. that he had obtained of the Kennedy. assassination from the zuder film so the. so Pruder film was acquired I Believe by. time life I think they were acquired by.

Life magazine and they didn't do. anything with it for a long time and. then he got it and I I want to say they. aired it on. TV it was at least 10 years if not 12. years after the murder so it was like 75. I think and so on the show he introduces. this there's haraldo Vera looking sexy. as. [ __ ] 75 so there it goes so it's 12. years oh it's good night America what.

what it was called that was haraldo. Rivera show it's raldo this beautiful uh. Maine is the host and Dick Gregory comes. on and Dick Gregory brings on this other. cat I don't know who the other guy is. bad guy from James. Bond that's exactly what he looks like. that's the guy the guy with butt Jaws. jaws what's his. name okay so um so when they watch it. you could see haraldo Rivera react to it.

well let's play it because this this was. the thing the thing was a lot of people. at that time they're coming off of the. Vietnam War there's there's a lot of. people that have a massive distrust of. the government and there's a lot of. people that thought that Kennedy was. assassin assassinated by more than one. person there was all these rumors of. people shooting from the grassy null and. there was all these conspiracy theories. but until you watched the actual video. of the assassination there was no. confirmation that something was a miss.

and you watch the video and his head. goes back into the left when he get shot. and you're like what am I looking at. here like what's going on here like and. he got shot in the neck as well yeah. that's another thing like you could see. he grabs his neck and then you see his. head go back and it's not consistent. with this idea of a a Magic Bullet that. goes through two people and creates all. the it looks like he's getting hit. multiple times right and the brain goes. back goes into the trunk yes what is. happening uh this is a film taken by.

Marie mmore that leads into the zuda. film it's for time. continuity the president is waving to. the crowd here and Jacqueline Kennedy of. course is sitting alongside him in the. open car right this is from morville. nix's film this. uh this is originally 8 millimeter. footage and they're heading now toward. Elm Street they're on Houston Street now. they're going to make a left-hand turn. it's on the corner where they're going. to make the turn there that The Book. Depository was now this is the Zer film.

okay so the cars are coming along now. into Del Plaza yes the these are the. lead motorcycles of the motorcade all. right now with the president and Mrs. Kennedy is also Governor Conelly right. now before he goes behind the sign the. president is waving to the crowd when he. comes out from behind the sign he is. shot then Governor Conelly is shot he's. already been hit he's already been. hit and now at the bottom of the screen. the head shot that's the shot that blew. off his head oh it's the most horrifying.

thing I've ever seen in the movies now. the warrant commission said that all of. the shots were fired from behind by leh. harval a lone. assassin firing at the president and as. you could see clearly the head is thrown. violently backwards completely. consistent with a shot from the front. right now this is an extreme blow up of. just the president from the film all. right coming out behind the sign he's. shot he's hit from he's hit here front. too from the front now Jackie doesn't. realize what's happened yet she goes to.

his Aid and. now jesz Jes so [ __ ] up he's again the. violent backward motion totally. consistent with 80% of the witnesses. which said the shot came from the grassy. no in front and to the right it's. interesting to note how many people is. running towards where most folks thought. the shots came from the head goes. backwards in the next fil uh from the. other side of the street. oh God that's. awful that's the most upsetting thing.

I've ever seen we'll talk about in a. minute wild wild wow how strong is Dick. Gregory Dick Gregory in 1975 bringing. that film footage with who was the other. guy he was. with should give that guy a shout. out I got to meet you say Robert groden. it said at the end of this Des. description it says Robert groden is one. of Rivera's guests must must be who Dick.

Gregory had a little comedy club in. Downtown LA did you ever go there no. yeah when was that it was uh. 200 like 14 15 13 the one down the down. downtown yeah yeah was Dick Gregory's. Comedy Club I think was called that's is. that the guy asking doesn't seem like. this guy no it doesn't no are you sure. maybe yeah yeah I guess it is yeah yeah. that's him yep yeah he just looks he. looks like he's creeping me out in that.

picture pretty. creepy well you seen some [ __ ] imagine. if you're other guy who gets a hold of. the footage it shows that Kennedy got. assassinated by a guy from the front and. you're going to show it on television. and what a what a wild scramble that. must have been the next. day heard what did they explain how they. got it like how it's a good question it. like 12 years later wasn't it or it I I. believe we said it was 13 years it was. 13 years after the assassination or 12. years right yeah did 75 and yeah was 63.

buy someone's storage thing and start. yard sale I think they like I said I. think Time Magazine had acquired it time. life or Life Magazine whatever it was. back then I think they had acquired it. and they had the the. footage and they didn't release it and. somehow or another Dick Gregory got it I. don't know how but I'm pretty sure that. someone had sold the footage BBS lost a. bidding war with time life so someone. had it to sell it mhm but how did they.

find. it I'm surprised they ever let it out. house um I feel like the guy who maybe. filmed it or his family perhaps Abram. zuder stood on a concrete pedestal he. filmed the presidential 26 second crazy. piece of uh history after secret service. agent promised the pr that the film. would only be used for an official. investigation so maybe they start maybe. he came forward I. guess so PR gave two of the copies oh so.

he made copies of it himself smart. that's what it is smart I guess the. original film was retained by zuder in. addition to one of the copies so. November 23rd a bidding for the footage. uh to lost a bidding to Life magazine. for. $116,000 Wow $1.3 million in 2023 CBS. News Cor responded Dan Rather was the. first to report on the footage on. National Television after seeing it the.

in the inaccuracies in his description. contributed to many conspiracy theories. about the assassination his 2001 book. tell me a story a CBS producer Don hwit. said that he told rather to go to zud's. home to Sock him in the jaw take the. film copy it and then return it to let. the Network's lawyers deal with the. consequences according to huitt he. realized his mistake after ending their. telephone conversation and immediately. called rather back to counterman the. offer disappointing the reporter a 2015.

interview on Opie with Jim Norton rather. stated that the story was a. myth okay it still doesn't explain yeah. well how did they get it like how did it. end up read this right but this is. like. huh so it's hard to say so somebody had. it. I just don't know how Dick Gregory got. it I don't know how the gentleman with. Dick Gregory got it I assume he brought.

that guy on sort of like I would bring a. guest on the. JRE like tell me what's up what happened. you imagine back then breaking that. piece of news haraldo Rivera must have. been [ __ ] in his pants like what have I. done those guys are still alive right. like it's not like today you talk about. the Kennedy assassination today you're. talking about someone who died 50s what. is it almost 60 years ago it's a long. ass time you talk about. it in 1975 those dudes were still. running [ __ ] mhm and to see that on.

television like proof that the story was. shady that must have been a big [ __ ]. deal you know I don't think we could. ever appreciate what it's what it would. be like to be a grown up in 75 it was. probably. madness. madness man everybody's just getting. back from Vietnam like what the [ __ ] was. that all about right Disco. bottoms water. beds the days no super.

ganaria and the worst cars America's. ever produced this uh article about. zuder says after walking away he ran. into a Dallas news reporter who knew uh. was acquainted with that Soros who was a. secret service agent and they got them. connected almost. immediately he okay says uh offered to. bring Soros to Z Brut 's office zud. agreed and returned to his office. McCormack later found sorl outside the.

sheriff's office at Maine in Houston and. together they went to zud's office zuder. agreed to give the film to sorl on the. condition that it would be used only for. investigation of the assassination the. three then took the film to the. television station WFAA to be developed. after it was realized that. WFAA was unable to develop zud's footage. the film was later Taken to Eastman. kodiak's Dallas processing plant later. that afternoon where it was immediately. developed as the coda Chrome process. requires different equipment for.

duplication than for simple development. sauder's film was not developed until. around 6:30 p.m. the original developed. film was taken to the Jameson film. company where three additional copies. were exposed these were returned to. Kodiak to Kodak around 8:00 p.m. for. processing Sauder kept the original plus. one copy and gave the other two copies. to sorl who sent them to the Secret. Service headquarters in Washington so. they had it immediately and he held on. to it for like 10 years it looks like. right is that what happened I'm trying.

to my next question be like how did it. end up in the auction house maybe he. died I feel like that's what I remember. I feel like I remember his family having. something to do with contacted him later. that evening right away late that. evening Z was contacted at home by. Richard stoy an editor at Life Magazine. um they arranged to meet the following. morning to view the film uh after which. zud sold the print rights to life for. $50,000 Sly was repressing oh was.

representing Time Life on behalf of the. publisher Charles Douglas Jackson the. following day November 24th life. purchased All rights to the film for a. total of. $150,000 100 uh which is 1.3 million in. today's money um the night after the. assassination Z Pruder said that he had. a nightmare in which he saw a booth in. Times Square advertising see the. president's head explode he determined. that while he was willing to make money. from the film he did not want the public. to see the full horror of what he had.

seen therefore a condition of the sale. to life was that frame 313 showing the. Fatal shot would be. withheld although he made a profit from. selling the film he asked that the. amount he was paid not be publicly dislo. disclosed he later donated $225,000. about $221,000 today of the money he was. paid to Widow Widow of office off JD. tippet a Dallas police officer who was. shot and killed by Lee Harvey Oswald 45.

minutes after President Kennedy was. killed wow okay so in. 75 um time sold the film back to the. auder family for. $1 and in 78 as aers allowed the film to. be stored at the National Archives and. Records Administration where it remains. in '99 the zers donated the copy. copyright of the film known to the six. floor museum at D Plaza so I'm still. confused as to how they got.

it how dick gr gr got it yeah how' they. get it I'll. investigate they're coming so I wonder. if the one that they showed on um. haraldo Rivera is the one with all the. frames yeah is that the one with all the. frames it showed the shot right yeah. yeah. huh I wonder if there's like a version. that has like one extra.

frame or if that's the version that's. the version without the frame omitted. well e either way it's it's interesting. how like Blurry it is right yeah it. looked like [ __ ] cuz I thought it was. the time of the video but then when they. went back to the guest the guest looked. way better than the the footage they. were showing well he was doing on a. little 8 millimeter you know they have. professional TV cameras in a giant. studio with crazy overhead lights and. the whole deal you know back then camera. suck. yeah they [ __ ] sucked and if you're. going to film something good luck. figuring out what the [ __ ] you're. filming but even that looked like a copy.

of a copy of a copy of what that would. look like at that time well it might. have been right they might have given. them the copy and not the original who. knows if like the duplicate was even. remotely as good maybe it's like VHS. tapes remember when you can make a VHS. tape and you can make a copy of it it. looks like [ __ ] yeah or they filmed it. off a TV back then or something oh yeah. those are the best when you you would. buy movies the dudes would set up a VHS. recorder in a movie movie theater and. they would film it on the screen and it. would like almost fit your screen but. you could buy like a brand new movie for.

five bucks and you're like okay I. watched multiple movies that I bought on. the street when I was a kid and then I. bought them and it's just a VHS tape of. a [ __ ] camera that some guy set up in. a movie theater I had a copy of Pulp. Fiction like the week it came out I. thought it was like the most awesome. things I could just watch pop fixing all. day long in my house wow sounds terrible. it was a bad copy oh copies they're all. terrible uh they showed that guy that we. looked up groden's copy. of um the zuder film so he had a copy of.

the zuder film and Dick Gregory was. outspoken uh opponent critic of the. Warren Commission yeah so there was like. it sounds like they had a meeting and. made up a plan they like oh look what I. have all right I'll go on her AO we'll. put this out to the public kind of thing. it's so interesting how when you get. access to information like this and you. you find out things about the past and. you you realize like there's never been. a time where everybody was on the up and.

up never been a time like now it's kind. of more in your face because it's so. easy to find out things and people are. finding out things so much quicker and. like a lot of these companies and. governments they they can't like hide. things as easily this says that the. response to this showing of the video. led to that church committee which is. what outed a whole bunch of stuff yes. the investigation on the intelligence. activities by the United States which. resulted in the United States House. select committee on assassinations. investigation I think that's where MK.

alra came from right I called the. information on it whoa I. believe is that where the I thought that. was a Freedom of Information Act was it. or was that's what this is this was like. an investigation into all the stuff the. CIA was doing they like the uh Senate uh. you know they had a committee that's did. Wild [ __ ] imagine being one of those. guys dosing people up with acid Co there. it ising bird Jesus Christ they were. doing wild [ __ ] back then man just.

dosing people with acid and studying. them giving that they they think like. one of the suspicions that comes out of. the book chaos is that that guy Jolly. West who was responsible for giving uh. LSD to Manson allegedly uh they also. have this guy visiting Jack Ruby after. he killed Lee Harvey Oswald Jack Ruby. went [ __ ] crazy and they think might. have just dosed the [ __ ] out of this. dude like he was saying that like Jews. were on fire and he was in hell and you.

know there's demons and like he went. like full Nutter wow and he did it after. he he shot Lee Harvey Oswald can you. imagine like if you want to like get rid. of a a witness get like why did you. shoot him why did you kill that guy give. that guy all the acid in the world let. him scream and yell and then give him a. little cancer and like we're done right. that's it that's what happened he had. cancer like instantly in jail went crazy. had cancer like the whole story is.

really. nuts Fox News News piece excuse me Fox. News piece stated in April of 1964 a. psychiatrist called Lewis gyen West. Jolly West they called him Jolly West. visited Jack Ruby in his isolation cell. in a Dallas jail according to West's. written assessment he found that Jack. Ruby was technically insane and in need. of immediate Psych atric. hospitalization those are conclusions. that puing puzzlingly no one who had. spoken with Jack Ruby previously had.

reached Ruby had seemed perfectly sane. to the people who knew him uh Lewis. joyin West pronounced him crazy but what. Wes did not say was that he was working. for the CIA at the time he was an expert. on mind control and a prominent player. in the now Infamous MK Ultra program in. which the CIA gave powerful psychiatric. drugs to Americans without their. knowledge. so of all the psychiatrists in the world. what in the world was that guy doing in.

Jack Ruby's prison cell yeah what in the. world was he doing there that's in. that's Tom O'Neal that's um chaos. [ __ ] great book great book really I I. can't recommend it enough on Charles. Manson it's so crazy what the CIA was. doing they they gave they taught him how. to be a cult leader they gave him assd. they taught him how to take it they. taught him how to give it to people and. not take it and pretend you're taking it. and then manipulate them I mean that guy. didn't just learn on his own out on the.

street like he went through a program. that got him to develop this gang of. hippie Killers it's what they did was. wild like they engineered the Manson. family it's and then every time he got. arrested they got him out of jail like. he would get arrested and people were. like well why are you letting him out of. jail and the sheriff would be like well. it's above my pay grade they just they. just got visited guys showed badges like. sh open the door let him out shut the.

[ __ ] up we'll be back wow yeah that's. what they did with WHYY buer too man I. mean the the history of them doing that. is so nuts there's so many times that. these uh agencies have had someone. working with them that's evil as [ __ ]. mhm and they let him get away with. stuffff like how many times they done. that with drug dealers to get them to. rat on all the other drug dealers how. many times they done that. with so many [ __ ].

creeps yeah it's crazy the Whitey buer. one's nuts though when people found out. that he was a FBI informant they were. like what that guy right dude he won the. lottery. twice literally yeah what won the. lottery. twice that's not true is you know you. know how cocky you have to be when. you're rigging the lottery to win it. twice do you know [ __ ] you have to be. Google that I'm pretty sure it's true. won once he won it once at least once.

I've seen him about second time I feel. like he won it twice $ 14.3 Million. jackpot he claimed in. 1991 there you. go what and what was the other time uh I. hope I'm not making this up no it seems. like there something else I feel like. I'm not making it up and I feel like. what the scam was was um it was a way to. launder money so if somebody won the. lottery like say if you won the lottery. and you won a million dollar say listen. I'll give you 1.2 you know and you give.

that ticket to me and then now I've. gotten rid of a million dollars I don't. have to know you know you know what I'm. saying like you can move stuff around. MH that you could say this is where I. got my money from and people can't say. [ __ ] crazy because if you you wouldn't. even have to give them a million too cuz. the way the lottery thing works they. give you like x amount per year for like. forever it's annoying you know or you. could take all of it at once but you. don't get nearly as much right isn't. that the deal I always thought that I.

would do the the longer like just be. like I don't have to ever work again. I'll have you know $100,000 a month like. that's enough you know but then if you. die you get do your family get that I. don't know yeah probably not it's. probably a claw that cuts you off yeah. so then there's that it's like you know. you you not around anymore corre yeah. we're not paying you. uh what is the difference like say if. you win like the Powerball and you win a. 100 million bucks what's the difference.

between the. payoff and the overtime payments. overtime gets you to 100 million but. what's a payoff like if you want it all. at once you want to go crazy would you. say like you got Coke and bullets and. you're ready to go you just want to go. nuts you want you like no no no I want. all the money if you're just like some. wild dude that all of a sudden gets a. hundred million thing in like what what. is like what it is it like 40 million. like how much is it yeah what would your. per be would your you would say 40% I.

would wonder what the drop off is I'd. say 50 50 think it's half I think it's. 65 well you Al also have to pay taxes on. that half too you have to think of that. yeah so you're not really getting 100. million so if you're if you if they give. you 50 and then what's the government. take I bet they take like half it's. about half for something like that for. some something crazy like a lottery give. me my piece [ __ ] 1.35 billion dollars. the payout was. 707 yep so it's about 50 yeah somewhere. in that range and then do they how much.

of that do they have to pay in. taxes even if they pay half CH it's. probably like 40% imagine how many times. that guy has to change his phone number. the IRS will take 24% off the top and. the rest will do it tax. time 24% off the top and the rest is tax. top so what's tax time now um so for the. 1.35 billion it says uh they did the. math on this H jum skip. down set 60 we go if the cash option is.

taken at 707 you owe 169 million 170. million in federal taxes so you get. 538 you lost 800 of the 135 or 1.35 you. won that is pretty wild but isn't it. crazy how much the government takes they. like we would like 169 million please. yeah Ukraine that's our score so the. government wins always every time. someone wins the lottery the government. wins that's a giant win too so the the.

setup is you get a bunch of people they. all throw their money at this thing. because they're oh it's it's legalized. gambling 100% because no one's limiting. the amount of tickets you can buy you. can go nutty right people go nutty they. buy hundreds of tickets right and then. when you win the government wins the. government gets a stake every time how. many lotteries are there how how often. does that happen that's a great question. that money just coming in and so you're. just the government is basically a.

casino yeah and they get the best cut of. any casino they can't lose it's not like. you can win and the house pays you get. the [ __ ] out of here that was the money. that came from all you people throwing. your money into this thing and then we. get paid they get paid an enormous. amount imagine if you're running for. president and you said the government. government never taxes you on your. winnings no more Lottery [ __ ] they.

didn't play you put your hardend money. into that pot JFK 2 coming this summer. can you imagine how quick they'd kill. you if you tried to take away that. Lottery money. yeah that's a lot of money mhm how many. times do they have 169 million dollar. payout like that like how many times. what is a power ball how often does that. take place there's a bunch of different. ones too right twice a week is there. just one Power Ball there's power ball. and there's Mega Millions they alternate. it's like Tuesday Friday Wednesday.

Saturday or something like that that big. one the biggest lottery payout ever that. just happened is the GU there's a guy. saying that he stole it from him so. there's this whole. controversy well if you were a crazy. person and you decided that someone. stole it from you all you'd have to do. is accuse him of it and then next thing. you know you're in court and you're in. court with some [ __ ] guy dressed like. Robert William aova that was mine it on. my front porch I I remember it rest in. he died last week last oh no God damn it. I wouldn't use him as a reference his. his uh I love that guy his uncle or.

whatever uh found him though and I guess. he was sitting there with a big smile on. his face so that was like positive like. he's a fun guy yeah he was a nice guy. never shake hands never shake hands. couldn't even give him Knuckles he was. not interested in anything like that he. would always send me messages uh about. you and like Texas and stuff like that. like random things well I used to. protect him from the goons y the Goons. would always pick on him cuz he was like. such an odd guy I was like leave him. alone man he's a nice guy he's just.

you're you're one of the few I just. found this out that like Brian Moses me. you are one of the few that he actually. talked normal to and had had. conversations with him about marijuana. because he was a marijuana Advocate and. he was an attorney at one point in time. of his life he just had a mental health. breakdown I don't know the extent of it. he didn't talk about it in depth but I. love that guy he was a good guy you know. I would always have a smile for him when. I saw him I was always happy to see him. we always talked you know even briefly.

you know he would he would ask me about. marijuana questions and so he just. wanted to talk make sure you you still. like him you're cool with him he was. just an odd guy and then he would go on. stage and he was pretty funny man he. make me laugh you know it would kind of. do the same act forever but I I saw that. act dude in like '95 yeah I saw that act. back in the day he was around for a long. time and he would have to walk home when. it was raining out and he would take his. um his shirts cuz he wore the same shirt. every day and he would stuff plastic. bags inside all the Linings and cover.

everything with plastic bags that's how. he stayed dry while he was walking home. he he walked home he lived in a flop. house in downtown and so he would walk. home like a [ __ ] hour and a half walk. yeah more yeah probably more yeah he'd. do it every night that place had every. time he went there so many wild. characters would gravitate towards that. place oh my God so many crazy people so. many just just fullon Nutters Robert. William mava there he is there he is. Boon Shakalaka also supposedly. passed rest in peace Boon you sld me a.

lot of Lighters I know half my wardrobe. yeah boom boom was always selling stuff. come by with records and [ __ ] I know. people bought good records from him he. want uh he had a laptop once and I. really needed one I was like brand new I. was poor as hell I'm like what do I have. to do to get this laptop Boon he's like. why don't you show me your. dick remember and I swear to God I'm. like look Boon that's gay as hell but I. need a. laptop I'm going to pull cuz I was.

wearing like sweatpants at the time I'm. like just peek over here come on you son. of a [ __ ] I'll give you one glance get. over here and he peaked over I showed. him I take the lap laptop I go I plug it. in in the back and it was broken as. hell that story has been passed around. so many times I've never heard you. actually talk about it. yeah if I was with you I'd say hey plug. it in first plug it in first you can't. trust a laptop you buy off of a homeless.

guy wants to see your dick that badly I. want one thing and one thing only I want. to see that dick there's boom ah man. boom chakalaka Boon's another character. that was around for 25 years yeah at. least maybe more I remember when he. first started hanging around it was. weird every single night he was there. there was this Russian dude who always. sold lighters too you remember that guy. yes a monkey balls saw monkey balls I. saw him like right before I moved here. dude that guy used to have the craziest.

lighters he'd give you a light tell you. lighter and you press the button and it. would be like a girl's figure and her. bikini would light up in different. colors you used to buy so many of those. I have like I have two of them still. somewhere oh I wish I had them still I. loved them cuz he just always had like a. box of them he was like selling lighters. he would come around he wasn't a comic. just a guy would hang around and sell. lighters I never met monkey balls yeah. he he stopped hanging. around minia days sto he moved on to. greener. pastures he he was outside of the uh.

what's that Diner down the street that's. where he hangs now oh does he yeah mels. mels mels yeah he hangs at mels now. wow that no no who's that cat I know. some Nam monkey balls oh another dude. named monkey balls oh well our guy. wasn't a comic no our guy was just a. dude would just hang out there yeah. always had cigarettes too buy cigarettes. from really had suitcase of. everything that's hilarious there's so. it's such a weird [ __ ] place but and.

the fact that it was on Sunset too like. sunset's such a weird place that it's. just there's so many hopes and dreams. and it's like there was a thing about. that club that no other club will ever. be able to recreate and that thing was. that like that was our legitimate. launching pad like everybody knew that. if you could get there and if you could. make it there you could you could. actually make it as a comic like there. there was this one place where it was.

just universally regarded as like an. epicenter of some of the alltime. greats universally regarded and that it. was in Hollywood and it was back at the. time where that meant like you'd be in. films and you'd be on television and it. was like the standup was like a pathway. to all these other insane worlds that. Robin Williams was in now you know know. it was just a different place there's no. place ever going to be like that no. matter what we could do in Austin it's. going to be a different vibe I don't.

think so you could redo it at that club. man that that has so much magic you. could already feel the magic you redo it. though you do a new thing you do a new. thing but that thing that one thing that. part of that thing the like the lack of. organization the way it was so chaotic. that's some of the beauty of that thing. right some of the beauty of that thing. was the nuttiness of it like the people. would be hanging out in the back smoking. weed till 4:30 in the morning just. talking and laughing and then you know. and then I'll see you tomorrow and then. it was we'll see you tomorrow and we'd. come back the next day and it was it was.

a party as much as it was like a great. place to perform it was a great place to. hang out with Comics yeah it really by. Design the patio that wrapped around was. insane like what an. architectural uh monstrosity for artists. and creativity like cuz that's it you're. hanging out outside we know the. weather's 80 deg you know you it was. built for that perfectly it used to be. before all the blizzards the blizzards.

yeah how how it rained like crazy in LA. right yeah and snowed I like snow in La. the mountain it's SED and hailed so. pretty much kind of but Jes uh Burbank. the mountains in Burbank all snow. covered it was weird it's weird it. snowed once back in the day it was. beautiful I was running with my dogs and. I was running in the hills and as we. were running I was like what is going on. this is crazy and snow was falling I'm. like this is [ __ ]. nuts and I didn't even have a cell phone.

back then or I didn't have a uh a cell. phone camera back then I wasn't running. with one someone told me that it snowed. in Miami yesterday yeah no [ __ ] how is. that possible snowed in Miami that's. what I heard that's [ __ ] up [ __ ] bro. that's like the day after tomorrow type. [ __ ] remember that stupid movie have you. been watching the that new show the uh. yes oh my God it look so good yeah are. you sure yesterday I don't know it. didn't just jump up to 85 de it does. that here well I Ted in my snow and it.

says. 46 no it didn't sow in Miami bro you're. on the wrong Tik Tok we're both getting. duped by Tik Tok damn it Tik Tok show in. Michigan like look what's happening to. Miami and it gets 500 million views and. the Chinese are laughing at us I don't. know yeah you you're in a bad algorithm. kid damn sorry I'm not even on the Tik. Tok you on Tik Tok no it's good for. laying in bed right before he sleep it's. good for them finding exactly where you. are at all times yeah and every about. good for them knowing every password. you've ever devised it's good for no.

knowing what two Factor authenication. app you use and what your password to. that is MH yeah speaking of which they. finally announced three years later that. it was a lab leak out of Wuhan The Wall. Street Journal knew that crazy New York. Times too yeah crazy yeah duh after we. knew that yeah well Department it is a. little weird it's weird you know what. it's like it's like they're leaking it. out slowly so that it's not something. that they can never say they figured out.

like if they if they deny it deny it. deny it and then it gets to this. overwhelming part where everybody. realizes it came out of there then it. looks horrible so you just have to like. slowly do it do it through the energy. the energy department is such a weird. Department to do that through well maybe. they did to cover up for the Sam Britain. thing yeah exactly so what does it say. what does the if anyone knows about a. weird leak it's probably that lady. energy Department finds covid-19 most. likely emerged from Lab leak Reports say. what we know.

wow pretty crazy because that's that's. the official government now I mean it's. like they must have gotten approval to. do that right it's not like there's some. Rogue agents at the department of energy. it's like I know what I'm gonna [ __ ]. do I'm gonna let everybody know where. this virus came from no that guy's got a. he's got a. boss it's it's [ __ ] crazy dude it's. really weird it's really weird that like. the truth slowly but surely comes out. about all this stuff right you know and. I think that's what's going to happen. with East Palestine yeah it's said.

looking into it it says with low. confidence they have concluded yeah yeah. it doesn't I don't know what that means. but they're saying. it you know I don't know what they mean. by low confidence it seems so if you. talk to biologists that talk like BR. when Brett Weinstein has break broken. down why he believes it was a. manipulated virus he's saying that. because he's a biologist who studied. Corona viruses from bats he actually.

studied the very animal that he's. talking about so when he explains why. this doesn't make sense and why this. like the the structure of the thing has. been altered and when he's doing he. doing it from a very scientific. perspective when you hear that like it's. duh and he said that at the early days. and it got him in trouble with YouTube. it got him in trouble with a lot of his. friends a lot of people got really crazy. about it they thought that it was that. that saying that it was from a lab. connected it to China which connected it.

to Trump saying it came from China which. was bad right because Trump said it. called the the China virus and everybody. was like that's racist and so even if. you connect it to. that if you're wrong like if you're. wrong about that like if you're the one. that's saying hey this is a lab leak and. it's not a lab leak and you're shaming. those people people get very upset at. you so you have to be really [ __ ]. clear before you say it came from China. for sure from a lab and then when you.

find out that maybe United States had a. little bit involved in funding that type. of research like what right crazy said. they confirmed it was moderate. confidence in 2021 yeah so the FBI says. it. too moderate confidence in 2021 and. that's a lot better than low. confidence moderate confidence is like. yeah pretty sure well four other federal. agencies have concluded the pandemic. began from natural transmission and two.

agencies are undecided oh okay so. there's an ideological dispute within. the agencies I wonder what the other. agencies that that think it's coming. from natural selection wonder what their. um what their evidence is because it. doesn't seem like there's a lot of. evidence that points in that direction. wild The Coincidence would be if it. started from that in wo Wuhan which had. a Corona virus lab so weird what are the. odds remember when uh John Stewart went. on coar and had that whole rant about it.

coming from the lab and coar triy to. step all over it right oh oh you hear. Woody Harrison on SNL yeah did you see. that immediately after Woody harelson. had that monologue on SNL where he's. joking around about a drug company. forcing you to take their drug right. after it the next day there's all these. hit pieces like like they were timed. like there's hitpiece in Vox there's a. hitpiece in Vanity Fair there's a. hitpiece calling him an antivaxer and a.

stoner and sucked on Cheers conspiracy. theories he's pushing conspiracy. theories no he's no no no no that's know. what he's doing he's make he's a joke. monologue on SNL about something that. makes people laugh because you can kind. of make a weird comparison to those two. that's the only reason why the joke. works yeah the only reason why it works. is because people are thinking it. like so for you guys to come out and say. like oh conspiracy theories doesn't no. it's jokes about a possible conspiracy.

theory and the one that he's describing. isn't even it's not even a real one he's. making a joke about what the real one. was like not maybe not the best joke. maybe not the best delivery know but um. the fact that that got this immediate. response where all these people defend. the pharmaceutical companies they're all. jumping in and defending them like in. unison they're all antivaxer. Stoner in you know instead of saying it.

sucked or instead of saying hey stick to. acting and you know no it's like they. all wanted to jump in to defend the. vaccine they all wanted to jump in and. defend the pharmaceutical companies from. this antivaxer. Stoner actor who's talking it's just. interesting that they all take that. route I can I get criticized in the. monologue but all taking that route. that's an antiva conspiracy theory like. is it no it's he's joking about a way.

things went down yeah like there's a lot. to what he's saying like forcing you to. take their drug like that kind of that. kind of was happening and if you weren't. getting forced you were certainly. getting coerced you're getting urged on. by the. government there was probably a. commercial for a medicine right after. that yeah probably right away right away. it's not like they're not spending money. on all this stuff like like why are we. pretending and so when he makes that.

joke and he talks about them buying all. the. media and then all the media responds as. if they've been bought and paid for. that's pretty wild mhm there's so many. articles written about him like right. away y I was like this is crazy I always. look at both sides and CNN had it but. also CNN is owned by the same company. that owns SNL So It's Tricky CU they. don't want to make them look bad but. they you.

know angled it like it was him yeah even. though what we know is that these. scripts are approved days in advance. yeah they had to prove that unless he. went out and Dave Chappell it yeah he he. didn't Dave Dave had two different. monologues course Dave ran one monologue. by everybody and killed and they're like. this is great then he goes out front. does a whole separate one oh God bless. him God bless him and Woody harlson did. that God bless him but you know look the.

fact that everybody jumped in like that. was just very interesting I know they're. reporters and I know they have to rep. report on things and I know that's a. good snarky way to get people to read. your article but like that seems. coordinated it's a rough one too cuz. Woody Harrelson's a badass [ __ ]. so it's like someone that's hard to. attack I mean everything he's done is. great he's so undeniable so cool even. his delivery of the thing that wasn't.

that funny but purposeful kind of is uh. was was good yeah it was good he's. always especially from a guy who's not a. comic he's doing standup essentially. he's doing a monologue truly one of the. best comedic actors truly oh my God man. Kingpin Kingpin is just rewatch thatu is. amazing my God God damn that movie is. funny he's throwing up every time he. pictures her that's the Fairley Brothers. yeah oh my God I think that might be. their best one that and something about.

Mary something I just rewatched that too. I got me a hary something about Mary's. amazing I worked with him I punched up a. uh a script for him for Peter yeah for a. new Amazon thing that came out a few. years ago I can't even remember the name. of it but anyway um and I told him that. and it was like a moment you know what I. mean where I had this thing loaded up. and I go Kingpin by the way I mean I. think that should have had an Oscar. without a doubt and he goes I've always. thought the same thing is that good he. goes I've always thought it was my best. work he he has it above Dumb and Dumber.

too oh yeah it's definitely better than. that Kingpin is like it's on another. level it's one of the best comedy movies. of all time for sure and it's got. showdown in it Electric Light Orchestra. that final scene where Bill Murray's. hair is slowly [ __ ] going crazy I. mean that's the thing is when we the GRE. room yeah no tell people when we're in. the green room that's the song We list. too oh yeah all around all around the. world the O2. Arena the comb over when it's flying. around oh my God and the fact that it's.

about bowling yeah an Amish it's amazing. it made me when I have a bowling alley. in my house that when I saw that babie I. was like that's my dream how many people. went bowling after they saw that [ __ ]. everybody and he's got the comb over to. it they make it like it's a bowling. thing where these guys just are trying. to keep their hair that they don't have. it's amazing they're making fun of. everything dud so good such a good movie. it's so funny man when he has to have. sex with the land lady because he can't. afford the rent and then he's throwing.

it up you know she's the same girl and. something about Mary that played the BL. that tan too much oh that the same lady. yeah same lady oh my God that's. hilarious isn't she in something Happy. Gilmore or something too she's in. something else I think I feel like she's. like I'm sure I'm sure she was she looks. so much better than she was an Insidious. oh my God in the whole Insidious movie. franch 1 2 I didn't know there was that. many of them what's Insidious about I. don't know how do I not know this I've.

never heard of it me I mistaken I think. it's about those people we talked about. it with Sam and Colby but there's like. this this couple that did a bunch of. these stories and they've made movies. out of all of their interactions almost. oh so this is all like Poltergeist. movies I think she's a maybe a lead in. it hm yeah she plays like the badass. lady who's like not afraid of the. [ __ ] interesting that's so.

weird and so this Insidious franchise. how long has that been going on for. couple years for sure I've seen one two. of them maybe are they good not not. awful there you go 33% dep those scary. kind movies or whatever it's not a. comedy it's not a drama yo you know what. I saw recently that was really wild. smile. have you seen smile yeah dude that it's. [ __ ] creepy it's a horror movie but. it's good dude yeah it's good there's.

something really [ __ ] creepy about it. the marketing they did during the summer. was crazy they had people showing up at. different sporting events getting on CER. standing there smiling for like nine. innings of a baseball game oh Jesus. Christ and they were tell everybody what. was going on is there is there you. that's a good way to get the [ __ ] beaten. out of scary yeah that's a good way to. get the [ __ ] beaten out in the wrong. place tried that [ __ ] in Philadelphia oh. my God that's not good that's so crazy. they did that you know that black ladies.

like what the hell oh my. god oh that's so scary did you see dude. if you see that movie that's [ __ ]. scary if you see that movie that is. scary I'm telling you people smiling is. scary oh I don't have it on the screen. start she just sit there in Rain by. herself oh Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] is. this creepy ass [ __ ] at the Yankees game. oh no bro that would freak me the [ __ ]. out imagine if you had. anxiety you're you just got way too high.

and you go to the yeah that would fre go. to the game this lady sitting there. smiling you know how bad you if you un. acid and that happened dude I had a. [ __ ] mushroom cap last Monday after a. show went to see some music and that's. how I felt it was like it was like that. I had a weird one I had a weird little. it was a dark little [ __ ] it was I'm. not doing mushrooms after stink kill. Tony anymore I learned a weird thing my. brain's too like open and stuff also. like hilarious you're you're probably.

tired yeah exhausted yeah yeah complete. you're ready to you're thinking about. going to sleep and then all a sudden. mushroom's like nope right no sleeping. contemplate Humanity y contemplate Your. Existence yep contemplate your place and. time yep no more mushrooms on a Monday. for Tony experience all these life forms. Ms trying to make their way through this. realm when you're out in public and. you're shuming it's just such a strange. feeling yeah I don't like it I don't.

like it I I've been I've been you know. the the cool thing about moving to La so. young is that I had so many of those. great Joshua Tree trips and that's where. I started and I'm like this is great I'm. laughing I can do this that's one thing. that like organs figured out before. California has they made that legal up. there. yeah yeah yeah I read a thing about how. um legalized prostitution lowers rapes. and um and or sexual Crimes by an insane.

percentage this is a new thing that just. came out I think legalized prostitution. if we were living in a place that had. legalized prostitution always it had. always existed I think we would all be. pretty cool with it I know that sounds. crazy because you don't want your. daughter your sister your mother to do. that but I think that okay while. prostitution itself is legal many. activities associated with it such as. brothel soliciting in a public place and. pimping are illegal prostitution Bill.

211 was introduced to regulate the. industry and allow brothel in. nonresidential areas where is this at is. Australia oh Australia has rules like. that yeah that's like Jim Jeff had a. joke about that about his dad going to. the brothel but it's like when when. there's something like that has always. existed I think people would just it. would would just be a normal thing but. when you try to make something legal. that is illegal people think their whole. life of something is being a terrible.

thing and it's illegal shouldn't be able. to do. it and so we have it in our head that. it's a terrible thing because it does. have terrible consequences for some. people like prostitution must have bad. consequences for some people and being. involved with people intimately you. don't even know for cash it's dangerous. it's weird it's it's it's like as much. as we want to think that it's just like. getting a massage it's a little bit more. it's a little weirder it's like. someone's not just rubbing you to make. you feel better they're they're sexually. pleasuring you should it be illegal why.

why would it be illegal when it's legal. to just have sex with someone for free. like what gold digging is legal you. could [ __ ] some old rich guy and steal. his money that's legal like why. shouldn't you be allowed to make a deal. with a person like you want a [ __ ] I. want $1,000 like that to me seems like a. normal human right whether you want to. do it or not both people are consent. thing it's crazy I think it's out of. it's out of our hands it should be out. of everybody's hands if two people agree. and one one person says like hey uh I'll.

help you move your couch but I want 50. bucks and you're like okay help me move. the couch ins side I'll give you 50. bucks it's a deal like your friend some. neighbor whatever it makes a deal with. you if you say Hey you need 50 bucks I. want to come in your mouth what do you. think and he's like all right like is. that nobody's going to care about that. nobody gives a [ __ ] about male. prostitution zero people care zero. concern for the male prostitutes [ __ ]. zero if you how many guys are out there.

worried about all the guys that are. blowing gay guys for cash [ __ ] zero. people are worried about it what's the. filming at loophole then the filming at. loophole is that if you're doing. pornography you could pay someone for. cash what if it's for Sex Private. Collection of yes you can do that there. is a loophole apparently there was some. girl used to tell people that at the. comedy store she tell people. yeah if you do it we do it on camera you. can pay me for sex and if you take them. to dinner crazy crackhead yeah but if it.

yeah you could if you if you think about. like gold digging is a fascinating thing. when you see it so clear when it's like. really obvious that this you know 26y. old bombshell is dating an 80-year-old. billionaire like it's hilarious like but. this is a deal there's a deal like he. has access to incredible resources so. much wealth things you couldn't possibly. imagine but you got to suck that old. dick what did you what was the old Anna. Nicole yeah Jay Howard Marshall yeah.

he's 90 I'm like don't you think he. knows he made a billion dollars from. scratch that was he knows the [ __ ] he's. doing old he's like Leonard DiCaprio is. gonna be eventually yeah Leo's pushing. it he's pushing it he might want to. settle down soon starting to get weird. but it's like that's legal we all agree. that's legal but if but if he just say.

it like flat out to her I'll pay you for. sex that's illegal which is really. interesting like it has to be some sort. of a weird thing where he gives her. money because he loves her but you know. you know what I'm saying yeah it's crazy. it's a little odd it's a little odd. because like you can't go to like the. 26-year-old that marries the 80-year-old. billionaire and go hey do you really. love him what the [ __ ] are you doing you. can't like griller you can't are you. committing a crime here young lady are. you swindling this poor old Alzheimer's.

patient out of all his money by blowing. him like what's going on here but nobody. would stop that zero people stop that. maybe the family maybe the family that. thought this young flu is going to take. all the loot oh yeah that that happens M. for sure that happens oh they're they. must be scared to death when an anle. walks in if you're like an old. billionaire dude you do do not get a hot. nurse not a chance not a [ __ ] chance. the wife is never going to let a hot. nurse in the house get the [ __ ] out of.

here that hot nurse is going to be. working on this dude going listen your. wife's kind of a. [ __ ] yeah here's two Black Rhinos let's. have some yeah let's go I'll lock that. door let's go how much time you got left. Harry come on I'm your nurse I'll tell. you not much not a lot of time. let's [ __ ] just buy me a house Harry buy. me a house that's probably what she says. when she sticks it in Harry buy me a.

house this is a very generic website but. is that real is this real datb. billionaire.com yeah it's real the. largest. billionaire dating site online it is oh. my God datb billionaire.com who's it for. the billionaires or billionaire dating. site date billionaires on date. billionaire. .c welcome to datb billionaire.com the. most professional dating site for. billionaire men and beautiful women oh.

what about billionaire women listen to. the way that's phrased welcome to datb. billionaire.com the most professional. dating site for billionaire men and. beautiful women is there some. unprofessional dating sites for. billionaire men I mean what are they. saying not as easy to use we should sign. up that sounds like someone who doesn't. know English that good that's if it was. real but can I see that again that. statement the way that's phrased it's. like hey where did you grow up this is.

that's why I think it got it is a weird. thing cuz at the bottom it goes to this. like sugar daddy sites yeah it's like. almost like a por bro this is like one. of them Nigerian cats to set up this. fishing net a virus yeah you just got a. virus clicking on that yeah that's one. of them scams those scams are beautiful. when you get those [ __ ] emails. telling you that uh you have uh like. millions of dollars waiting all you have. to do is like give us your PIN number. have you heard of the the that it's been. going on before the AI stuff but people. get called and they'll they'll say that.

uh it sounds like someone they know a. child whatever it is I'm kidnapped you. need to send this person money to the. person on the phone that's getting this. call it sounds 100% real I've read a lot. of cases about this oh well think about. that now with AI yeah oh my God their. first call is not to a family member to. be like is this person really kidnapped. do you know where they are geolocation. anything like that they send money it's. happened a lot you're not going to be. able to know you're not going to be able. to know well that Joe that Joe root.

thing that that uh you were supposedly. selling those supplements that AI thing. oh yeah yeah yeah yeah there's one of. those fake one yeah me and huberman and. then there's another one with me doing a. podcast with Steve Jobs yes that sounds. awesome it's like a a full. podcast I love that that's actually. really funny cuz how long is the Steve. Jobs Me podcast I think it's like 14. minutes or something right can you. imagine if we had Richard prior as a. guest on K Tony my God oh my. God it would be more of a guest on a.

podcast because having a guest on kill. Tony you'd have to respond to the. different comedians it'd be too weird. yeah there's something I saw yesterday. oh my God fake Conan Conan diffusion. it's using a diffusion app to make Conan. then his guest I don't that's hosted by. an AI yeah I hear you but I promise I. won't malfunction and start attacking or. anything speaking of malfunctioning. let's check out my dance moves I mean. it's not good but yeah it is so every.

now and then although I have to say it's. a little weird to smoke with a. machine yeah I can imagine but seriously. what can you tell us about your latest. project yeah it's weird I have a. horrible feeling about all this yeah I. have a horrible feeling that we are. about to enter an era where you you will. have no idea what's true right I have a. horrible feeling with just watching that. just watching that I was like that would. be a really good way for us to move into. some new phase of reality if you had.

absolutely no idea what was true and. what was not you had no idea if someone. did say that or if that event actually. did take place or. CGI you imagine if there was a bunch of. people out there saying that East. Palestine was. CGI morning only to find that you weigh. two pounds less well I have a theory. about that I think it's because we all. have an fat man that comes out at night. and eats all the snacks it's like a. secret nighttime binge that we never. even knew about so covid-19 his dick.

just pop out for a. second weird [ __ ] there yeah it's odd. but that's just the beginning man this. is this is like the very first like. implementations of these this is like. pong that's what it's like we're going. to get the unreal 4 engine soon you know. and that's going to be really weird it's. going to be very weird you're going to. be able to never have to have an actor. ever again for every movie you do you. could just do Leonardo DiCaprio when he. was 39 you could you could do that over.

and over and over and over again and no. one will be able to tell like Bruce. Willis yeah this is a Alleyway from Hong. Kong recreated in unreal 5 oh my God it. looks. unal [ __ ] incredible this is really. really was Unreal four the one that we. were raving about before no that was. five as well five we've been talking. about for about a year now oh okay so. five was the one where they had the. woman who was running in the the the. cliffs yep they've been updating it too. which is why it's get better they have. this [ __ ] in VR on I mean dude it's so.

good it's so good it's crazy the fact. that this is all artificial sounds are. AR official yeah sounds is the easiest. thing I think to fake now but yeah yeah. but this is crazy man I mean this is. crazy it's so photorealistic. and the fact that these guys have been. constantly at this since the 90s you. know they've been like when was the very. first computer game that had like a 3D.

like Doom style engine like what was the. first one was it Castle Wolfenstein yeah. Castle Wolfenstein was that the first. one pro I can't imagine there was one. before that but I don't think there was. right and Castle Wolfenstein was like on. one very specific platform right it was. just PC I thought was it I think so what. did I think it was like a Doss game or. something like 10 games that came before. Wolfenstein but this didn't look very. good let me see so that was the but that.

so that was the first Doom was the first. big one like when Doom do you know they. came with the with the name Doom do you. know remember the movie The Color of. Money mhm when Tom Cruz goes to the pool. hall and uh this guy was the local. Hustler sees Tom he's sitting there with. a big smile on his face he's got a pool. queue in his lap he goes what you got in. that case boy and he goes in here in. here and he opens it up he goes Doom wow. and he shows this I never heard that. before yeah I play that scene it's a. dope scene it's supposed to be a.

Balabushka which is like this very. famous pool queue good game good. game what you got in. there in. [Music]. here Doom. wow come on boy let's play yeah let's. play oh [ __ ] we're going to have a lot.

of fun probably the best Tom Cruz movie. of all time he's so cool The Color of. Money rejuvenated pool that [ __ ]. thing made everybody want to be a pool. player that made me want to play man. that [ __ ] movie was great he played. Vince this uh this crazy pool Hustler. that Paul Newman's character fast Eddie. Felson the original origal character. from The Hustler makes a comeback in the. world of pool he got knocked out of pool. by organized crime and that was the end. of the movie the hustlers that he could.

never go back to playing again it was a. little bit before my time but po Hall. junkies hit me right at a cool place. fresh out of high school into film the. problem with pool all junkies is they. can't really play pool when you're. watching them play pool you're like I'm. not buying it right when you're watching. Tom Cruz play pool Tom Cruz studied with. Mike seagull Wow Mike seagull who was. also a left-hander like Tom Cruz is Mike. seagull taught Tom Cruz how to play pool. like he taught him how to stroke through. the ball he taught him how to get down. on the shot and look like a professional.

pool player like you you look at him. play and you it's a little it's a little. stiff like I'm not totally buying it but. because I watch a lot of professional. pool but he can play like you can see he. knows how to run out he's moving the. ball around correctly when you watching. pool hall junkies it's like get the [ __ ]. out of here that's sick cast is though. it's just as a pool player it's like. there's only a couple of movies where. they did pool. correctly and the the real ones are the.

color money and the. Hustler yeah it's it's one of those. things like you can't fake whether or. not you can do it good it looks weird if. you're faking it like if you don't. really know how to play pool and you're. down on a shot you look all [ __ ]. Goofy and [ __ ] someone can tell right. away it's like there's got to be. something you do that's like that right. kind of I was playing with David Lucas I. mentioned you I was playing with David. Lucas he said dve Dave plays good you. said he plays so good we were in uh. Houston and we went to a pool hall both. nights after all the shows and he.

doesn't get down at all he has this I. mean we were literally laughing Nick was. making jokes he goes he's like a he's. like one of those old Wild West movies. where he where they just sling the guns. out because he doesn't bend over but. he's got a he's got a [ __ ] stroke I. couldn't believe it he's got a lot of. big guys don't bend over right yeah like. if you watch um one of the there's like. the guy named Steve mizerak he's like. one of the greatest of all time and he. was a big guy especially later in his. life he did those uh I think they were.

Bud Light. commercials some light beer commercial. and uh it was him like doing trick shots. on a pool table and he was a you know. multiple time world champion and this in. this one he wasn't too big like you. could see he's like he's a big guy but. see how he doesn't get down on the ball. like a like a smaller pool player would. like a guy who's not see that that there. he is when he's very heavy late in life. if you go to that picture right there.

where you see him right there like. that's what he looked like later in life. wow so he got very very big he was still. an amazing pool player even as big as he. was and as hard as it must have been to. move around the table when you watch. that guy move the ball around you be. like holy [ __ ] he was a master it was. like he had this control of where that. ball was going it's just beautiful to. watch that's why you can't fake in like. a pool hle junkies movie you can't fake. that so like if you're telling me this. guy's the killer player and I watch him. bang balls around right it's like get.

out of here my Instagram algorithm's. been showing me crazy pool [ __ ] I saw a. guy make every ball on a break it's not. real it's not real no damn God I just. get breastfeeding videos all the. time like they all these breastfeeding. videos with like really like T tick. tocky like sexy girls breastfeeding I've. been just hilarious flooding my sure. somewhere someone must have once made. all the balls on the break I'm sure but. when you're watching those balls go on. the break one thing that's disturbing to.

me is that they all seem to be kind of. moving in around the same speed mhm that. doesn't usually happen this one's not. real no way yeah see they're all well. the last one was kind of slow but I just. don't think it's real she's hot I think. I think it's fake look at it where the. how' they move again oh no look at that. right there yeah watch now those balls. just move again boom. yeah yeah you can see some [ __ ] like two. or three missing frame 313 yeah they. shot all those balls in the holes and. filmed them going.

in but. anyway it you've been playing pool a lot. uh locally I saw you uh some pool. players that saying that you uh stopped. in at no I just went to watch there they. had the Texas open in town that guy. Fedor gor who was on the podcast before. I went uh to to watch him play I just. wanted to stop in for a little bit but. long ass pool tournament goes on all day. why you showing me people breastfeeding. Fe too. what T your feet got breastfeeding on.

your Fe why are you getting. breastfeeding on your feed it's a lot of. weird St like here this is never had a. breast and stuff Jamie what's going on. with you it's a lot of it's Instagram. turned into porn it really did no we. didn't this is because you guys are. watching this [ __ ] and clicking on it. and putting your little waiver over it. and all the things I look at I look at. [ __ ] a lot of liver King stuff in there. son what's cuz I'm looking up is that. Natty is that Natty liver King is that. what that's supposed to is that him.

Natty yes yeah yes there's a loophole. where they're allowed to show. breastfeeding videos on YouTube and. stuff there's weird stuff yeah did you. hear about that YouTuber that just got. 10 years for it what happened she uh she. lost her job and she started uh putting. out videos of her breastfeeding on. YouTube because YouTube has this law. it's educational you're allowed to show. breasts like you know Brazilian wax or. whatever and so she found out about that. and started doing like like I'm a dirty. [ __ ] mom and then pouring oil over the.

baby and her while doing it uh she just. got uh sentenced to 10 years but she be. blew up oh my God charge the child. endangerment yeah abuse I mean what if. you're doing that with your kid Jesus. Christ yeah Jes is not new though but. what does it say face additional charges. so what did she say what does it say she. did. uh one count connected a series of. sexualized breastfeeding videos.

involving her young son oh sexualized. young son yeah putting oil on it and. like e and with captions like I'm a. dirty [ __ ] mom [ __ ] like that that's. crazy 37 new 37 new counts of aggravated. possession of child pornography stem. from the videos which were sold online. included footage of felt in. breastfeeding a toddler and sometimes. involved her rubbing oil on herself and. the child and other sexual acts to pick. child pornography investigators say [ __ ].

damn dude again there's crazy people out. there there's crazy people out there and. if that one's your mom like oh my God oh. my God imagine growing up to find out. your mom was doing that while you were a. baby yeah I wonder why I'm some weird. out by oil now it's interesting if that. baby's going to like be a boob guy or an. ass guy growing up think that's where it. comes from yeah I. wonder how do you explain feet guys I. heard it's from feet it's when you're a. baby crawling around your mom had.

walking by you all the time oh and you. start getting little baby boners dick. rubbing against the yeah or Tom and. Jerry baby boners baby boners when did. you get your first boner like what at. what age what that's an interesting I. could kind of see why that might work. cuz like my mom wasn't walking around. around a lot when I was a little kid and. I'm not into feed at all I've always. found it like very weird yeah so that. kind of makes sense Meanwhile my mom.

does I was drinking milk out of her she. has gigantic boobs and I love big boobs. that makes who doesn't it's like saying. I love money who doesn't love money who. doesn't love. boobs one those what are you talking. about who's like I [ __ ] hate them. hate them bro ha they're big and juicy. uh big and juicy and excited it's AR. areola size you know like a lot of. people hate like the big giant areolas I. love them my mom had the big areolas. dudes are weird with stuff right I think.

do you think that comes from porn where. they're staring at like a certain ideal. all the. time I mean like if you really give a. [ __ ] about areola size is that really. the deal Breer here I mean have you seen. those small ones that look like Hans Kim. nipples I don't want that Hans Kim nipp. yeah like they're big Kim has very. normal respectable nipples they're dark. though have you seen Hans Kim get out of. the pool he lit nipples look [ __ ]. totally normal tell tell what what.

happened what happened tell him in uh. Florida the the other day we found out. yesterday that he was at a pool party in. Florida and he didn't bring a bathing. suit so he went in his jeans but he did. have swim goggles that he brought and a. drone so he was in the swimming pool. flying a drone with goggles on like. what's up ladies Speedo wearing jeans. that sounds like a Hans can't move jeans. and a Rolex in a pool in Tampa sounds Dr.

that sounds like Hans Kim that's our. boy that's an original never mind I say. why would not buy a bathing suit but I. know no no no no no that's too. complicated nothing makes any sense you. you got to [ __ ] stop all logic at the. Hans Kim door oh my goodness just let. him be Hans let him swim with his pants. on yeah. y he's a maniac it's one of the cool. things about um what you guys are doing. with kill Tony is you you get to see a. guy go from being first timer on stage. or first time or on kill Tony been doing.

open mics and then if you guys like them. and make them a regular then all a. sudden they're doing a minute every week. they develop fans you put them on your. shows you go on the road with them in. hans's case he went all the way to. Arenas in like eight months of being. around here of being around here what's. interesting is that our last three. regulars David Hans and William have all. been doing it about eight years right. but what's cool is we're kind of the. last few weeks getting back to Our Roots.

we just gave a golden ticket to a guy. named Aaron balile who's amazing he's. amazing and he has cerebral paly no use. of his left arm he can he he walks fine. and uh but he's mute he is he can't. speak at all so he pulls he takes the. microphone puts it on top of a Bluetooth. speaker that he already has hooked up. and begins and he and how does he type. it in rushes he has a super fast thumb. on his he he has it down to where like.

he can do like cursive yeah swiping he. just keeps his thumb swipes he's moves. as fast as he have you ever been able to. swipe uh yeah but I don't like it I. don't trust it it's even so and then he. goes voice to text so it just says out. what he wrote right yeah wow but what's. cool is that he's only been doing it uh. six months months right now and he's. like a savant so we're getting to like. really reinforce good things and you. know he he's just has like no notes at.

this point he's just he's just crushing. I got to see that I want to see CU Tom. Green told me about him yeah oh a. Bluetooth battery in a. JBL it's about 12 to 13 hours Tony has. been taking hormone treatments to have. the figure of a female tennis player. that's true that's actually true. and I'm not there yet still I need a lot. more a lot more injections to get. to everything about you reminds me of. Peter Pan except the fact that Peter Pan.

was less like Tinkerbell than you. are he's just laying into me and also. Peter Pan didn't throw handicap people. off of his stage every once in a while. felt threaten with a [ __ ] Gladiator. 300 kick to the chest I will send you I. will send you into cautions. way that's. true and and you ain't the type that. she's going to catch you know what I'm. saying there was a lesbian off behind. that's that's caution she going to take.

your pain and [ __ ] shove it where the. sunone shine which is which is a lot of. plac this guy's a bully [ __ ] yeah he. really is he really is are you from. Canada is he he's Canadian see if you. had American Healthcare might have cut. that [ __ ]. [Applause]. early yeah I told him lastek you can. really tell which arm they put the. vaccine. in Jesus Jesus Christ and he laughs and. he rolls with everything his sense of.

humor is that of somebody that's been. doing standup for 20 years it's insane. The Green Room hang I actually ended up. uh I was at One of These Bars my friends. were playing music and the it was packed. I mean a unbelievable fire hazard people. dancing on picnic tables shoulder Tosh. shoulder it was chaos I wanted get out. of there everybody wanted to get out of. there and I look and I see him leaning. against the fence in the back no drink. like he had just come in through the. back door can't move can't get in I go I.

get him a drink and we end up hanging. out for hours having the best time. because it turns out he's a great. [ __ ] communicator and hang because. when you're at loud bars or a concert he. just [ __ ] shows you phone yeah and. you're like you read what he's saying. instead of me going what what did you. say so he's all doing it one hand. and he's just swiping all the words so. how Qui can he get a sentence out pretty. good pretty good you could tell that the. technology isn't where it needs to be.

for someone flying through their. thoughts with their only their thumb. especially with one hand most people are. doing it with two hands he mentioned. last night in the Green Room. specifically that you know he's hoping. for advancements in the field. of yeah whatever you would call that and. what's it cool though he has a lot of. responses already where he does like a. quick Sur like well this is how you know. I went and so I told him I would make. him a soundboard but that's pretty much. you know if you had your whole thing. where it's just a soundboard where like. you know dude talk about counting on.

Google Notes yeah I mean whatever he's. counting on whatever he's using like. that [ __ ] got to stay up yeah and. battery life is very important you can't. just show up at a club without good. battery life he he has two JBL. Bluetooths fully charged hanging by his. waist in case one dies he's got another. one wow like guns. you know wow he was roasting me last. night live on the show and I go you make. one more [ __ ] joke about me I'm going. to play music on your blue.

tooth and he's so cute because like he. the last couple weeks he goes are you. sure it's okay to make fun of Tony I. don't want him to be upset I'm like oh. no no no this is great keep keep it he's. amazing Aaron bile another Canadian we. also have of course Jared Nathan who you. know yes who's also a Canadian the last. two golden ticket winners which I think. there's only been 10 in 10 years of. doing this show which means you can. perform it on any show if you're ever. there for the for eternity the last two.

I realized this last night while high as. a kite after the show have both been. handycap people from Canada they make. jar Jared Nathan you should tell. everybody what what exactly does he have. he's it's called globally delayed but. that basically means that he has a touch. of like everything he's like all types. of what we used to call the RW globally. glob so that's what it means it's got a. littleit he say globally [ __ ] what. does he call globally delayed delayed.

yeah and it's like he has a little bit. of downs a little bit of autism a little. bit of he's got a big stutter yeah. stuttering but he's funny as [ __ ] he's. great hilarious as [ __ ] he's very funny. and he's got good timing like he. understands comedy yep y yeah it's. interesting man it's like what you guys. have done is really cool because you you. get a chance to see people emerge you. know they emerge at a kill Tony and they. have real careers like it's I think it's. the best launching pad for beginning. Comics that's ever existed I don't think.

there's anything like it because like. The Tonight Show was never for Comics. that just started out it was for like. guys had put together like a a career. and then they're finally going to get. their first Letterman you know that's. what that was it was like you're doing. stand-up seven eight nine 10 years by. then right but this is like guys that. are just starting and it's such a ballsy. move when you got people like Ali mov. would go from doing a minute every week. when she was like how old was she 19. when she first got on the show crazy. crazy to uh you know doing giant [ __ ].

places with us wild and now headlining. on the road it's really weird it's. really weird to see it's cool you know. it's like because it's happened before. where people you've seen them go from. open micer to being a successful. comedian but it seems to happen more. regularly and more it's like there's a. path it seems like there's an actual. path now and that's that's one of the. things that I think something like kill. Tony provides it's like now you people.

say look what everybody's done look what. Hans Kim has done look at William. Montgomery's done look what David Lucas. has done this there's a [ __ ] clear. path and if you can get on that show and. do well and then get on it again and do. well again like B dude and unlike the. tonight's show and America's Got Talent. Last Comic Standing there's no notes you. don't have to be clean you know it's. just about being funny both. Aaron Jared Nathan William David Hans. they all push the limits this is like. what comedians know is you know what.

people want to see they want to go have. fun they want to have a naughty night. they don't need they don't need it woke. and uh you know you can't do woke in a. minute right it's not going to work uh. like this whole idea that you're going. to project your social values onto the. audience and it's going to make them. like you more and agree with you more. and get get some. we had a girl that came on yesterday she. was like 6'4 purple hair you know I mean. it just it seemed dangerous I'm like oh.

boy here we go and then she's just. talking about how she gives the craziest. [ __ ] and all this like I'm like oh. thank. God got close that's just an odd look. yeah yeah the the the social justice. comedy like you just can't really do it. in a minute like you have a minute to. just do the thing that you want what you. want to do is when you see someone go up. there and have a minute that [ __ ]. kills and the the professional comedians. are clapping and you're clapping you're. like that's really good like how long.

you been doing it like that's what. everybody wants and if you can get that. going man like that's it's a beautiful. Cornerstone to Comedy because it's like. the perfect like the perfect launching. Pad but also like the the perfect like I. don't want to say Battleground but it is. kind of a Battleground from your own. ideas like you got to figure out how to. really just make it funny you really got. to like when you're putting a set. together maybe you try it one time and. you realize it's too just too much words. or you're setting it up or it's too. clunky you know you'll figure it out but.

you're you're duking it out with all. these other people that are trying to do. it too so there's like a lot of pressure. so you're only going to get one minute. and there's a 100 people plus signing up. for a few spots and you know it's random. like when you decide to reach into that. bucket who the [ __ ] knows you're going. to get you're just looking in there. you're not even looking you looking you. know putting your hand in there pulling. something out where we found every. single one of them was. on it's totally random and some guys get. to go up more than once and some girls. get to go up more than once and it's. it's it's a building ground like that's.

not like anything else that's ever been. around before it's beautiful what's I. mean just last week we had Roseanne on. and amazing she's telling these people. one after the other the most perfect. advice just clearcut. like wisdom that you just cannot make up. you can't write it and even the people. that were doing good she's like yeah you. could do good doing jokes like that or. that tells me that you could do even.

better by looking within yourself you. know if you're doing that with being. that surface level then what do you. really have inside you know and she was. just crushing and who better in the. world than Roseanne Bar someone that. literally did that she took her own. thing she wasn't like everyone else she. still isn't like anyone else and you. know she showed that you could have a. crazy career by just being yourself and. writing what you know what the story.

that you can tell yeah it's it's a cool. thing to have man you you guys have put. together something really cool she. offered a full-time mentorship to that. Aaron bile kid a mentorship yeah she. goes you can call me anytime I'm going. to give you my number who and he. literally they literally did he asked me. yesterday he's like you know when do you. think I should hit up Rosanne you like. how you use your thumbs oh yeah I didn't. even realize I did that Jimmy Carter. thing um that's awesome yeah beautiful.

it's been cool having Ron White around. too yeah yeah The Godfather hell yeah. he's a such an important person yeah you. know such an important guy to have. around too and he's always working on. new stuff always working on new stuff. it's one of the cool things about Ron. White never sleeps couldn't believe it. he was last week I saw a new 10 minutes. I'm like [ __ ] yeah new notes Jesus he's. excited he's he's energized about comedy. he's really excited about the club. opening too he's he's pumped it's.

happening it's wild yeah hanging around. there today was Eerie yeah why is that. just it feels so real yeah I mean it's. like about to happen we've been talking. about this for two years you know we had. a place originally and that fell apart. and then we found this perfect spot and. then we' realized that we had to. renovate it and do it the right way we. get one shot at this let's not half ask. this thing and half open it up all. [ __ ] up let's let's do it the best we. can do it it's so you also there's so.

many little touches that you know like. like quotes with Diaz on it and stuff. like that yeah there's a quote right. when you're leaving the Green Room it's. in neon and it says Get It Together. [ __ ] joeey used to say that every time. you got to go on stage get it together. [ __ ] and the bar in it is so beautiful. and the space ships yeah it's it's. pretty dope we're excited so that'll be. happening soon and uh and we were going. over where to do kill Tony there yeah. yeah yep it's are we hanging out there.

today that's the. front it's pretty wild love it they did. an amazing job putting this together so. any day now we go very exciting very. exciting yeah it's pretty wild um it's. been a lot of fun boys hell yeah it's. been a lot of fun we I'm glad we're all. out here together yes really are I'm. glad we're all out here together and. there there's so many of us now it's. like it's such a good Community we're so. lucky we're so lucky that we picked the.

right time and the right place and it. all came together like there was a giant. magnet drawn us here yep it's it's a. blast it's been really [ __ ] fun and. uh what you guys have done with kill. Tony has been amazing going there on a. Monday night and watching that rabid. crowd I mean you guys have some of the. most excited fans they're so pumped for. those shows it's like I mean when I was. there people had flown in from Berlin. like what like you guys flew in from.

Berlin it's nuts it's weird when you got. think about where you guys started you. know it's remember those belly room. shows yeah I remember doing those back. in the day and to go from the belly room. to what what's happening nowly sh small. room at the ice house I think was your. first appearance I think you're right. the little room that's right oh God have. you seen the Ice House rebuild it just. opened back up it looks like a whole. different place where my studio uh used. to be I think they made that like a. whole like waiting room like they just.

did everything brand new they spent. millions of dollars oh yeah well the. Lakers guy has tons of money do is there. a video what the new ice house looks. like yeah I think on their Instagram. they had it uh I was worried that they. were going to ruin that room cuz that. room was so good it really was yeah I. don't know what they did I hope they. didn't Glitz it up too. there was something about that room that. there was the grittiness to that room. that was similar to the grittiness from. The Comedy Store just different it's. like the suburb version yeah you know. there was like a a look how beautiful it.

is yeah was that marget show she's so. funny I like her and so what does it. look like uh outside of the stage cu the. stage it's hard to see yeah they they. had like a video like of them walking. around uh Bill bur was just there the. other. day H yeah I think it's before this if. it's there is see much up here that's I. was looking down so uh it's been open. for how long now uh about two weeks I. think uh good lineups.

yeah Bill Burr Pete. Holmes supposed to go out there that's. where I used to do the secret show all. those years uh that's where Thunder. [ __ ] started Thunder [ __ ] which I'm. want to bring back I think about that. [ __ ] name and I'm just like I'm going. to make that something yeah that should. be something Thunder [ __ ] was one the. best names ever yeah my. favorite it's been a wild ride boys I'm. I'm excited like I said I'm excited. we're all here together I'm excited that.

we're all here together in this weird. just very unusual moment you know yeah. we get to enjoy this yeah it's a lot of. fun but uh I just want to say thanks for. coming on it's always great to hang with. you guys and uh genuinely as a fan of. Comedy I think what you guys are doing. with kill Tony is it's huge it really is. it's like one of the best places ever. for a person to start out and do standup. thank you thanks thanks for making it. all right bye everybody. [Music].