Joe Rogan Experience #1946 - Protect Our Parks 7

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day you took heroin yeah yes yes we're. up I'm the only one without sunglasses. what the [ __ ] it's just easy to hide. here alone no. sunglasses you got to get them bro. they're in my car I'm not going a second. pair call one of your goons I just fill. the the the place all right give him. your your are cool mine are cool look.

cool in those toor glasses Joe try those. oners live in Florida I was in Key West. oh yeah with that bald head you [ __ ]. bring someone to. Justice [ __ ] yeah bro like a bounty on. video game. [Laughter]. B fun times last night boys oh yeah good. show we stayed too late it was a little. late I got home I've been uh requiring. myself to write for at least 1 hour when. I get home home finally writing bed till.

4 in the morning holy hell so you got. home and wrote wrote that's crazy. damn it's what you write your best I do. it at night sometimes at bars sometimes. when I'm uh when I just get off stage. you just get off stage your juices are. still flowing sure you can sometimes you. it's like every now and you get the one. gam out of. 10 just one little idea one little spark. oh yeah come on [ __ ] get in there. it's not Shades yeah like seven.

different drugs going around whatever. allegedly don't be scared of the future. what about a a cigar you want a cigar. yeah please I'm all right all right no. Shane no no Shane in that yep hey don't. F Shan there's there's your Shane that. it's just like you canceling. gigs what no Shane in that tour oh yeah. he loves titles I don't like them sir oh.

gr come up with a name names are tough. yeah what about when you have a kid you. got to name that thing forever I saw. Buffett it was a second win tour a lot. of old people Jimmy Buffett second wi. tour is a great name second win tour for. that it is it made me realize names of. Tours are cool he's underrated I'd go. the opposite way damn think he's. overated about three songs I knew I like. mine with lettuce and Tom that's great. that's one of them that's all you need. dude wasting away again in Margarita. yeah pop top come on.

on stepped on a pop. top what is that my heart what's a pop. top uh you know like a convertible he. pop a bottle Florida movie but he Steeps. on it it's Florida music Ste on he's. drunk in his apartment Ste on it's. wholesome yeah it's like it's passible. can I get the uh circumcision Florida is. a good place I was just down. there like that's amazing how about it. guys let's move to Florida start this. over is where you move to when.

everything goes terrible yeah Key West. if like if everything goes bad in Texas. you move to Florida if like b o roor. becomes. Governor he's got a skateboard SL he. does I'm sure and everything slides into. Oblivion you go to Florida you go to. Florida Florida's like The Last Stand. before you just move to South America. and Key West is the last of Florida yeah. exactly before you get a compound in. Mexico you go to Florida is the jizz. coming out of the dick yep that's it yep. it's over right on the bottom I've never. been to qest oh rules dud pretty awesome.

it's an Escape is there a good club. there there's a small Club Key West. Comedy yeah is it good it's great yeah. 90 people you do it I just did it oh no. [ __ ] you spend a week there do two shows. that's it jet ski jet ski bike. everywhere the people there must be just. so [ __ ] loose they're devoid of any. sort of fashion or or or trying to stick. with anybody they're just so I saw three. cops in action and all of them were. trying to get an old lady from the. street to the side walk yeah like you're.

too drunk at 400 p.m. please ma'am. please can you go to the sidewalk you go. to you go to Hemingway's house what's. Hemingway's house that's pretty neat you. see all the cats with thumbs mhm the one. has seven great they just have like they. how does that happen breeding is it. overbreeding breeding them on purpose in. breeding oh on top on purpose to make. those thumbs Hemingway cats yeah yeah. yeah pretty great that's Hemingway's C. we touched them pet them no [ __ ] yeah. they're everywhere it's pretty fun scary. is there like a tour of his house you do.

yeah awers there and [ __ ] like that kind. of. deal scary cats look at the hands on. that thing crazy yeah it's nuts oh he. had a [ __ ] ton of concussions right yeah. really yeah and they're like this might. have also led to his CT yeah yeah he was. in war he was boxing oh yeah getting. knocked out all the time I can't tell CU. I always I loved Hemingway but he also. seems kind of like a douche I think he. believed who he was the Legend part of. that that's annoying where he's like. I'll fight anybody on this island it's.

like shut up author we're all just. drinking author goite your. words. words isn't that funny like some guys. are intellectuals they feel like they. have to do something like that to be. legit yeah get knocked out yeah he loved. like yeah bull fighting oh yeah you hear. that Neil de grass what about Neil de. grass he's a wrestler oh yeah yeah he. wrestles he was a beast though wasn't he. he was a wrestler in high school col. yeah yeah he was fit that'd be a bummer.

to get your ass whooped by Neil to Grass. would start talking [ __ ] to him that's. that old school barrel chest he looks. like he wears a unitard to the beach. when men ate mostly oats they look like. that. oats part of this nutrious breakfast. looks like ORS and Wells they all ate. oats and grits and [ __ ] but he wanted he. got laid quite a bit did he he [ __ ] oh. man he [ __ ] everybody getting W every. wife he cheated on with his next wife. Jesus why Mar trust he's a dummy.

and after this one's over I probably. won't do it again guys get they get all. romantic what do you got here get some. uh 18-year-old Scotch sir oh too old for. me let's go let's go hey thank you you. want some don't be a [ __ ] all right to. the camera one you're into. the that's all we have to do gentlemen I. look forward to this more than almost. everything hey so much fun hey parks. going away.

hey I do [ __ ] hate Parks oh yeah. nothing to protect them we're flying. down and already's like you talking. about Rosa when we get. there there's more parks to be saved no. I just wanted to go on a hke no we're. flying down he's like when you got what. time do you land me and Norman were on. the same flight he's like what time do. you land let's get in we we'll get a. hike in before the show like dude shut. the [ __ ] up a hike it's winter New. York oh that's right you guys are. freezing up there we just sit outside. have a cocktail yeah go outside by the.

lake hang out watch the canoes Roll by. it's beautiful beautiful yeah you want. to go Inland into the city yeah I had to. buy deodorant you like let's walk by the. r then we walk by the river there's. [ __ ] just homeless dudes living yeah. in the [ __ ]. mudu got sinking in I know doesn't it. bother you how much Ari loves like. nature so annoying well when you live in. Manhattan you need it it's like a drug. you need to go get your drug I want to. walk in the let's go to the park and.

just sit in the grass shut the [ __ ] up. dude got to be in the ground soon with. his age got to connect it's right get. used to it have you ever seen a coyote. in Central Park no I've seen him in La. have you they apparently they have in. Central Park now what yeah yeah there's. all these photos of coyotes in Central. Park H they they're a weird animal like. as they get persecuted they move out and. Branch out their their territory it's. like Jews yeah I was going to say it. reminds me of something yeah well they. were attacked by the wolves the gray.

wolves and them are not related they're. the like the one animal like when they. have Kai wolves like when they a coyote. and a wolf breed it's always a red wolf. so it's an Eastern wolf so the Western. wolves the gray wolves the ones that. they killed off and then they're. bringing them back cuz they're idiots. they're bringing them back from Canada. like reintroducing wolves letting them. out it's such a terrible idea but uh the. gry Wolves used to kill the coyotes so. the coyotes when the Wolves were killing. them they would uh have more babies so. the females whenever they do roll call.

and they scream out in the night if one. of them's missing it causes the female. to have extra pups no yeah it a great. book called coyote America by Dan Flores. I had had them on the podcast they're an. amazing animal love the roll call you. hear it when they get when they get. something they all like I just saved my. cat from some coyotes really yeah did I. ever say this on here lay it on me fatty. yeah no I was just sit in my parents. house all of a sudden I heard some. [ __ ] dogs screaming in the backyard. I'd never heard that [ __ ] they were just. in my parents' backyard screaming and I. went outside and they were like circling.

my cat to run out there and like pick. him up what a [ __ ] I was like out there. like get out of here go on get like. screaming at these dogs I watched a. coyote jump over my back fence with a. chicken in its mouth jumped over my. fence it was like you know I guess like. a six foot high fence jumped over it. like it was nothing like it was nothing. just Bing to the top of the fence paus. on the top over the fence that's awesome. like just let me know like this fence is. [ __ ] this fence is doing zero. like my dog has zero chance of getting.

out this just go in and out like it's. nothing damn it's wild man why see how. AG they're Little Wolves they're wolves. that live amongst us they're just a. small wolf yeah I didn't know they were. in Central Park that's everywhere. they're in every single city in the. country what do they do burrow wow look. someone's roof someone's roof but. they're everywhere that's Bushwick so. this is only within that's a photosh. this is only within the last oh no it's. not that's perspective shot that's a.

perspective yeah that's a roof it's on a. roof looking over it's pretty crazy he. thought he was on the. street it's like a giant wolf about to. eat the lady it's a it's on a roof it's. a that's I guess that's the same coyote. but there's rats Galore out there rats. that's snacks all day rats well that's. what they do in LA they clean up the. rats in La that's you know they they're. a reason why we're not infested you. think about all the [ __ ] garbage. that's on the floor in LA on the streets. animals in a city is jarring you see.

those monkeys yeah they're fun yeah when. me and Florida when I was with Stan hope. in when I was staying at sopes you know. me and him were drinking we'd go around. like walking around at night there'd be. [ __ ] jaalas everywhere haval neighbor. they [ __ ] people up [ __ ] up his. neighbors wild pig that's like blind. [ __ ] crazy they don't have such good. Vision but neither do regular wild pigs. oh really yeah they just they operate by. smell mostly smell and sound they they. don't see very well if you pause like. you're sneaking up on one you just pause.

they just they give up on looking at you. and they start eating the ground whoa. those boys are running around it's. pretty fun I shot one of those in South. Texas a couple months ago they tast they. turned into chizo hell yeah have havalo. Cho yeah little ones are great a they're. a weird animal man they're not really a. pig it's it's called a Peery it's like a. it's like a cousin to a pig they really. look like crazy teeth man their teeth. sharpen as they open and close their. mouth what do you mean their teeth rub. against each other like two blades like. sharpening who they're razor sharp teeth.

it's crazy damn yeah that's what their. teeth look like I don't I I hope St hope. gets killed by. Havalina drunk walking in a dumb suit a. real possibility man it's not them it's. the cartel Oh no just [ __ ] pig got my. suit what the hell I can't reach my. cigarette Don't Spill the my. tie I was in a safari and a leopard. walked by the the Jeep and it went holy.

[ __ ] and we were like it was salivating. like crazy and then 20 seconds later in. a bush you. hear and he went and [ __ ] it no oh he. was in heat. yeah [ __ ] it wow that it's a maiden. call wow what a weird mating call uh uh. uh I've tried it it doesn't work that's. the end but Safari is crazy cuz the the. Lions will walk right by you [ __ ] and. they just know not to eat you did you. ever see that video uh of the lady she's.

trying to take photos from the the car. with the windows rolled down and the cat. reaches in and grabs her and pulls her. out of the car pull it up it's in Africa. the lady she's in the the backseat of a. car and they tell you to keep your. windows rolled up and she just decides. to roll it down to take photos and this. this lion just pulls her out of the car. you saw the one with the Asian guy. screaming at his wife she gets out of. the car she gets out of the car in. [ __ ] Tiger Park to scre and so she. gets Jagged she gets grabbed by this. [ __ ] tiger and then the the mom comes.

out to try to save her and the mom gets. killed so she Liv and then the husband's. like starts to get out like oh n I'm. free actually yeah damn he should just. push her yeah do we have is that a video. a video it's horrible when you see like. cats can't help themselves man if they. see you outside here it is oh the Tiger. in she's like you [ __ ] I [ __ ]. told you I saw your DMs I saw [ __ ] so. she gets out of the car he's like what. are you doing get all the way around to.

yell at him so she's yelling and other. people are stopping and then you realize. out of nowhere too late like. instantaneously so he runs after it and. then the mom the mom gets out and she's. the one who gets killed oh you can't. hang so that lady gets killed CU she's. trying to protect her child man imagine. how you like why did I raise this crazy. lady I raised a crazy person who gets. out in the [ __ ] car screaming at. tigers the lady the only the mom got. killed this this one right here she got. killed the last one out of the car got.

killed that's got to be the last way you. want to die that's not a great way when. they fo off first still alive yeah anal. great way to get out of a relationship. I'll fight with her in the park with. tigers crazy [ __ ] she'll get out of the. car she always gets out and then L will. run up some people they'll let you know. they'll get out in traffic I don't give. a [ __ ] this this the people that would. just yell at you in tra works I had a. girlfriend and fult with me cuz he said. if I get out of the car in the rain you. would come out and chase me right and. I'm like no I'd respect your decision to.

get out of the car I hate when they do. that what do you mean Chas come after me. oh that's so I thought you hated me yeah. I had that happen when I was 21 I was. dating this girl and she got mad she. goes let me out of the car I go okay so. I pulled over and let her out of the car. and she got out of the car and I drove. home what the [ __ ] you doing and then. she called me the next day she goes why. the [ __ ] did you just leave me there I. go you told me you wanted to get out of. the car I was giving you space I was. trying what am I going to do say no. don't get out of the car other adult. that I'm talking to she was like I was. ACH by a tiger what the hell Jo yeah I.

dropped off from Kenmore Square it was a. nice spot uhoh PL Transportation nice. area nothing nothing dangerous about it. it was just like come on I had to take a. train home like a peasant just someone. yelling at you like let me out of the. car like oh please get out the car. please please goodbye bye as soon as you. listen then you listen to your own music. yeah this is the same girl when I I was. in a car accident with her and uh I had. a a a wh snake video a wh snake cassette.

in my car and she made me leave it in. the car she's like don't take that what. cuz I was taking my stuff to leave she. was like you shouldn't be listening to. that like she thought White Snake was. stupid here I go again on my. own tun she was into like intelligent. music she was smarter than me like what. I don't know I don't remember crap some. [ __ ] some Pixies or some sh some [ __ ]. that shows people you're deep.

some [ __ ] that's emotional I mean look. man if you can't appreciate a good. [ __ ] wh snake video it's fun doesn't. mean it's the only thing you like like. you know I like ice cream too I like. other stuff I like stuff it's nice to. some the stuff I like is dumb I like. South Park I like I like South Park. Rules [ __ ] rules you see what they. just did what they do they went Harry. they went at Harry and Megan she's suing. and they're trying to sue him it's like. don't you're suing South Park.

oh my God yeah you're just going to. empower them to go harder pretty. brilliant episode not suing just mad not. okay oh they made an official statement. that we are angry yeah it say yeah which. was exactly it's all nonsense what the. episode was oh okay it's exactly what. they were making fun of them for they. watch it and she's mad but well you know. you know what's going on someone wanted. a lot of attention and now they got it. that was the whole episode that was the. app like we want privacy and they keep. going on every magazine. privacy tour yeah the Babylon B went.

after him too for that it's just I love. they just couldn't picture it we just. want to be regular people and they're. like wait no job no way yeah go work at. supermarket pretend regular people be a. regular person go get a job in an office. that would be an intense level of white. Guild if they just start [ __ ] I'm. British royalty yeah damn we did some. bad stuff she's half black and then the. wife convinces you to leave the royal. family like I'm out I don't need you. guys. which is crazy cuz don't you just get.

free money give me my all what do you. get when you're a royal you get a. stiping you get a you get a sure it's a. want yeah what about the count assist do. they get do they get paid like less all. of them that's a good question right. like what's the chart how far down do. you go before you're like you don't get. a check what do you think you get if. you're a prince what do you think a. prince gets oh it's all je and rues I. bet publicly their salar is. nothing but they show but then you know. they [ __ ] some they do get paid.

something though right yeah they show I. saw one episode of that dumb Crown show. and that it was the queen bitching about. how her [ __ ] private yacht is too old. and they're going to have to do. Renovations turn this the [ __ ] off why. you care about this I got a fight with. my girlfriend about that show I was. watching I started saying up the Roth. the whole time I was like I'm [ __ ]. Irish [ __ ] these people and she made me. get a 23 of me she was like you're not. even. Irish I just did it yesterday before I. flew down here I put on Brave heart I. was like look at this [ __ ] dude [ __ ] the. British there you go yeah there's still.

tension there really they ha the Mi. definitely I remember when I went to. Belfast you know you go to Northern. Ireland and they still have cars that. are set up to for bombs what do you mean. they had bombproof cars they had cars. that were like the entire car was. covered in metal like they had this huge. bumper system set up it was like their. cars for bombs they're like they because. they might have to deal with the IRA. like this is not that long ago I was. there like 20 is somewhere in the 2000s.

like 2005 2006 or something like that we. were over there so like even back then. they had these these cars that were. armored I like this is wild and you know. when you talk to people and they talk to. you about like the hores that they had. the war between the Protestants and the. Catholics like such a weird one gives a. [ __ ] the same exact people mov Co coming. through but it just shows you people can. other people so easy but they're gross. they got other pretty hard by the. British othered pretty [ __ ] like your. religion's illegal your music illegal. everything.

reckles no more chales no more. leprechauns [ __ ] that that's our whole. cult we need those [ __ ]. Le Keers donating guns well the Irish. are fun because they don't get offended. they're one of the last group I mean. look at the Notre Dame guy it's a drunk. [ __ ] with a. hcock drunk about. it pedophile is all you want they have. to just take it I have like five cousins. with that tattoo there you go exactly. everyone has the note a. the Clover hell yeah oh yeah yeah isn't.

it funny because you never see like a. Native American with the chief's tattoo. yeah that's true look at that guy that's. [ __ ] look at how offensive is hey I to. [ __ ] fight you I had a conversation. with a guy at a bar in belf he's. speaking he's got his face you called me. gay when you're when you're in Belfast. they barely speak English like you. barely can understand what they're. saying and this guy all all he was. saying to me we're just we were both. hammered he's like I'll fight any man. that's all he kept saying I'll fight any.

man [ __ ] chocol whoever it is I'll. fight any man I go I believe you bro. let's do another shot we were getting. blasted they they go. hard they go hard do not keep up. Guinness and shots oh yeah then the. Scottish even the British they all go so. [ __ ] hard they go so hard British go. hard on drug they love cocaine they love. Coke they love Molly they get the they. don't have to deal with the fentanyl. [ __ ] like we do apparently over there is.

that Dyan apparently over there like. even like a lot of the Royals are. partying like a lot of their politicians. party like everybody knows like Boris. what's his name the guy that's out now. carof that guy the vampire what's his. name I have no Johns look that guy. parted that was like the thing about him. was that he parted that's how they Ed. the co lockdowns they caught him in. massive party party goes you're right. everybody party he looks H over all the. time his hair is all [ __ ] up he looks. like Jeff and D I think he's having a.

good time he's out there having a good. time our Pet's heads are falling off. give me the what happened to him he's. not think he's still around I don't know. but he's not their guy anymore he's not. I have no idea what the [ __ ] then they. have a new lady and she quit quick she. took the job for like six weeks and quit. is that UK yeah when we were over there. was happening right when we were over. there the lady had just quit she was uh. whatever they are they're queen king. funny hearing about their politics and. you're like I don't care at all about. anything I don't know of it I your party. system they care so much about us they. love us yeah well we're the weirdos that.

have the bombs that we've launched but. we're the reality TV of news for sure oh. yeah yeah yeah Kardashian the kany I. mean we got the best stuff oh yeah we. got the most stuff yeah we're we're the. wildest to follow the musk yeah and it's. also we have like free speech we a lot. of weird [ __ ] over here everybody has. guns very interesting if you were. looking at us from another country's. perspective you're like what a [ __ ]. crazy place they Free Speech they all. have guns mental illness so much mental. illness they celebrate lot of. PHA.

drugs so many homeless people we made it. seem cool but what percentage of. celebrities come out of America. worldwide it's a [ __ ] got to be a. giant number yeah and if they don't they. come here like all the Canadian funny. people come here there's like three. Chinese stars that ever got known here. well that k-pop's huge K-pop yeah. they're huge over there but like Jackie. Chan Bruce Le ja exactly who else I. don't know Dr Ken y Ming who who else Dr. Ken no but. the pandas they're all China pandas.

Bobby Lee uh who else you know China. leases us pandas they lease them those. are leased to us we don't own those they. call those back if they want yeah and if. we have a panda on our soil they get it. wow. wab that's how it starts balloons yeah. they got bys interes I think we pay them. a million a year each wow interesting. they're not I wonder how that really. works after change of policy in 84. pandas were leased instead of gifted.

interesting wow at least at least we. should [ __ ] kill him pandas send a m. pandas and be like all right we're done. back we relased it but it's damaged. we're not paying the deposit you guys. want to get my kids hooked on Tik Tok. I'll show you what the [ __ ] I do to. pandas [ __ ] these pandas boom right in. the face we got a hostage yeah yeah they. [ __ ] up giving us yeah if there's an. animal that represents America it's. funny that it's an eagle cuz Eagles are. it's kind of a [ __ ] Hess evil. creature that likes to you know eat dead.

fish you seen eag look straight on in. the eyes they're just like. straightforward they're just dorks they. don't look Regal at all IDI flying. reptiles Franklin was right dude we. should have had the turkey heed he want. right and they're everywhere that would. have been sick didn't it used to be a. dog I think at one point in time it was. the dog it was like a pitbull that would. have been awesome. cool P would have been really sick. wasn't is that true that America's. national animal a pit bull at one point. in time I don't think so it's just the.

rapper I feel like there's yeah it was. just in Harlem yeah it depends where. yeah that guy goes down some conspiracy. rabbit holes you ever hear Pitbull no. yeah he goes down some conspiracy rabbit. holes those dudes just grew up in Cuba. the guys that come from Cuba they don't. want to hear any [ __ ] socialism. [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up all this yeah. all those people that came out of those. like Eastern block countries that have. experienced like actual real communism. like shut the like you talk to Christina. pizitz about it she's like shut the [ __ ].

up like like people whose family came. from that part of the world where. communism was real and it ruined. everything and killed everybody they're. like hey you [ __ ] idiots you have no. idea what you're calling for what you're. asking for and what the history this is. worldwide yeah like zero success. stories zero they're all convinced. they're going to do it right not only. not a success story but like horrific. hor the worst things possible yeah. starve to death like people eating their.

children no accountability the. government elects the government mhm. it's my favorite part of Chernobyl is. when they're like I love how like the. Soviet Union handled like disasters and. like there's a guy they bring all the. people in the town in and this guy's. like look everything's under control and. one guy in the town's like why is the. air glowing and they're like get him the. [ __ ] out of here the guy's like. everything's fine throws up BL what is. going on in East Palestine right now I. think we might be getting hit with it. yeah I mean that do you see videos of. people throwing rocks into the water.

just to see the oil slicks that pull up. really cuz they're saying that you know. it only went a a certain distance away. from the actual spill site people are. way far away and they're experiencing. dead animals dead birds dead pets and. then people are thrown rocks into rivers. and you see these big huge like chemical. circles where the where the water gets. Disturbed like it just like oil slicks. it looks really [ __ ]. dead fish everywhere I think Pete's got.

it well he's definitely the most. qualified job guy for the job so yeah I. mean he's definitely uh not there for. any other reason other than he's amazing. is there yeah are you alluding to. something I'm just saying he's amazing. he's amazing he's doing a great job. great job yeah is there a party AR as a. Jew that's like yeah [ __ ]. Palestine dude legit a little bit when I. started read my I was like wait what. here we go yeah yeah right away your.

hackles are up like like oil still who. gave the Palestinians oil and a bunch of. trains broke oh yeah you guys hate. [ __ ] trains we hate. trains good call yeah sabotage of trains. that's got to be they keep every [ __ ]. day there's like some new explosion in a. factory now yeah it's like am I just. noticing it is it the effect of like the. news is just showing it to you things. happen all the time global warming but. Jamie hit me with a Jamie tell me that. say that weird one you said man. bothering me oakd O oid Boys uranium.

plant on fire right now today it says no. injuries but. uranium sound good at all uh what's his. name told me a weird one last night he. was like the two the main food sources. in the entire world is ukra in the the. Midwest really he's like now there's a. chemical [ __ ] spill in the midwest. sometimes when I see a lot of stories. about the same thing chemical spill. nuclear stuff it's like oh I feel like. they're prepping us for some level of. like Hey we're going to change the laws. on this and we're just getting everybody. ready like gun control scary right.

pushing every shooting at a Seattle bar. they started telling you about all of. them like oh they're coming with. something that could be it could be. something well there's definitely been. times in history where they've done. things like that like where they've. blown things up on purpose just to. Hitler burnt the rag Nero burnt Rome. like they do they do false Flags to get. people to like panic and then they. create new laws to clamp down on them. that's a real like standard practice. that dictators use I don't know but they.

would never use that here in America all. right yeah we're. better that's like why all the [ __ ]. checks and balances are in place in the. way the government is run like to. prevent that kind of [ __ ] from happening. because it happens everywhere people get. into power so you have to have like. people like well if the Republicans can. control the house like now there has to. be fighting everybody has to fight if. they're not fighting they would be it. would be way worse if they were all in. agreement on. fing terrible for all of us CU they.

would eventually laws that would give. them more and more power it would be. worse well that was the point of the. Second Amendment yeah was just hey we. need the guns in case the government. comes at us it's funny that people don't. want to believe that it's it's just pay. attention to the rest of the world. whenever something happens and people. have to be locked in their homes like. they comply people comply everywhere. else but here over here they're like. yeah I don't like you telling me what to. go to the beach. why can't I get in the ocean shut the.

[ __ ] up you don't you can't tell me what. to do this is crazy isn't it from sea to. shining. sea mountains yeah they sanded over all. the skate parks during Co the basketball. that was. wild so sad but it's just so bizarre how. quickly. shifted someone can make a song about. that have you ever watch that guy talk. what do you think Bob Lazar yeah yeah.

I've seen him what do you. think I don't know when he says he saw. that alien that one time that kind of. bothered me he didn't say he saw an. alien he said he saw something that was. in a chair and then these men were. facing it it was smaller than that I. think I think he seems like he's telling. the truth s Mex the way he's described. it is like he was it could have been a. doll I don't know what it was it could. have been they were trying to figure out. what size these things are he goes I'm. literally walking by looking at. something in a 12 by8 window it happens.

you know I don't know we shouldn't talk. about it until something happens it. feels like just a lot of jerk a lot of. jerking I got a police called on me on. New Year's we do this Ecuador thing. where you take an effigy like put like. straw and like a shirt and jeans and you. light it on fire jump over what what. yeah we were doing it's just an. Ecuadorian tradition we doing that were. you in Ecuador when this happen in. Staten Island oh yeah trying to be. International they called the cops on us. they were like they were like we got to. report somebody's burning a body alive. body siiz thing that's on fire with hat.

on it that's what they used to do at. Bohemian Grove what when they would go. to mik the owl God when all the [ __ ]. Elites like [ __ ] Nixon and Ford and. Reagan they would go to this Bohemian. Grove and one of the things they would. do is they would burn this Effigy That. was supposed to represent a body they. were all dressed like d Druids and [ __ ]. in front of this's video of it Alex. Jones got video for Nixon called it gay. he said it's the faggiest thing ever se. he was talking about how the people. behave there and apparently these guys.

would go there and just [ __ ] each other. just go and it was in Northern. California which is you know there's a. lot of gay folk up in that region of the. world and so this place was their spot. where all these Elites would go and they. would party that's so great P up like. gold yeah go pull up Nixon's account of. Bohemian Grove where's the lighter who's. got the lighter. Ari Nixon's phone calls are fun lot of. nword really oh it's full of Michael.

Richards wow there it is so he's talking. about it ni and tape discuss. homosexuals San Francisco just gone. clear it isn't it isn't just the r part. of but the upper class in San Francis is. that way gr that I attend time to time. the e the come but it is.

[Laughter]. the that San Francisco grow goes there. terrible I mean they Shake don't shake. hands with anybody from San. Francisco I mean I won't shake hands. anybody like my dad but that that place. that they would go to they would all. dress up like they were Druids there's. video footage of it it's the craziest. thing. ever John R John Ronson and Alex Jones. snuck in in like yeah yeah it was like.

2000 it was a long ass time. ago prove it [ __ ] this is what this is. what it looks like there's a giant owl. god statue and they burn this Effigy in. front of the giant owl God that's. supposed to be representative of a. sacrifice the original burning. person I mean just go to ep's Island. this point at least you get L take a. flight how more it could just be these. two places there's probably probably a. shitload of those places we don't know. about yet the eyes wi shut places.

definitely yeah I mean when did we learn. about ep's Island I found out I I heard. about it like years I heard about it. from Alex Jones 10 years ago long time. ago I thought that's the craziest thing. I've ever heard there's a place where. they take politicians and movie stars. and they compromise them with underage. girls really an. island island about that said he got. invited party early on like in stand up. and there was like it somebody's house. in the in the hills and it was like all. the top level celebr like Leo and like. everyone like that yeah and then some.

guy was like do you want to go in he. goes no cuz if they asked me to get in. the tub with them I'm going. to I want to go down this road Jeffrey. Epstein was accused of SE trafficking. sex trafficking young girls on his. mysterious Private Island over 40 years. ago a different millionaire escaped. Justice in a stunningly similar case. it's probably how they've always done it. oh yeah if you just think about it if. you want to get these world leaders on. your side the best way is to compromise. them have a bunch of dirt on them right.

and then getting Vegas does that right. videotapes [ __ ] senators and like. getting hookers do they and just like we. have you when it was the old mob oh the. mob Vegas I got stop playing Vegas of. course the old the old Vegas back when. they were running it dirty yeah cameras. and the internet cell phone cameras. ruined a lot of fun and you know the. internet with the yeah I think about it. every time I whack off what do you mean. someone's watching man if this camera. catches my fat face I can ruin you with. that face. and it knows what you're Googling too oh.

yeah how long before there's zero. privacy how long before anyone could. look at anybody's phone and all. information just they can't stop it. technology just reached this point where. all data and all numbers just available. to everybody at every time for this to. get out no privacy everybody knows where. you're going to be you can't lie Could. Happen yeah can avoid people oh so sorry. my mother-in-law is in town really I see. her I see her pin got go go glasses say. you're lying able to see like their.

temperature and yeah you know some. people uh when they're in relationships. they'll turn their location services on. so they they significant other can track. them wherever they are friends that do. that really yeah I was like dude you got. to never you got to stop that's. terrifying the owner of the um Omaha. Funny Bone does that with her. kids one thing with your kids but with. when you're doing it with your wife or. you're doing it with your or you know. it's just seems crazy well it's just. such a lack of trust yeah it's just very.

weird you're you're following where they. are all the time that would make me not. want to be with someone they were like. what are you doing where are you like. well this isn't fun just [ __ ] Clinging. On to me some people want that kind of. relationship they want someone like. controlling them yeah they want a parent. again like they had a parent and then. they want a parent again if you put it. that way I kind of like it a dominating. woman Yeah clean your room be like I. don't want topling Xbox you want your. dick suck spank my flat ass do you want. your dick sucked or not clean your.

[ __ ] room o I like that make me suck. your high heel. what e all the [ __ ] things she. stepped in yeah come on bro yuck. bacteria on that I do do the old fish. hook on the lady and I'm just thinking. about the subway pole and whatnot you. fish hook your lady when you you wash. your hands from. behind Jesus fish hook weird like a. dinner and. [ __ ] I'm going to order the salmon.

yeah can I get that old flamer he's got. it people R into weird [ __ ] oh yeah they. really are choking and I'm not good with. the dirty talk I'm afraid I'm in I've. never even tried dirty Talk's insane. this voice and the comedic. rhythm part of the problem is we're. Comics so we know how ridiculous it is. what a [ __ ] you 30 oh you're a [ __ ]. you call that a [ __ ] you fat skank yeah. good nice [ __ ] you drunk [ __ ] some.

people like put on wigs and they play. J F some people pretend to be like the. UPS driver delivering a package yeah. that's put that's. alarming [ __ ] yeah then you're out. Town [ __ ] thing happen yeah why' you. use my name as the same guy. as yeah what the [ __ ] Tim Tim is the. actual UPS dver no we're not doing that. want to [ __ ] me Tim the guy it's a. fantasy. baby I call you Tim I don't yeah I never.

I don't think I've I've never been with. a woman that was into like any role. playing or any like fantasy I feel an. idiot dirty talk yeah you feel like it's. current H not the role playing but I. would feel stupid dressing up as a bus. boy oh my God imagine if that was like a. thing we have to keep this fresh yeah. yeah lingerie is [ __ ] like for sure. a full costume very I don't mind it I. don't mind it it looks hot although it. they just take it off right away take it. off right away right she has to take it. off too yeah i' like to role play with.

my lady having some money I that's the. role play that's a weird. role that that kind of relate when the. lady has all the cash that's that's a. good role play yeah that's hot hey. thanks for paying the rent again exactly. this wild world up this check this is. hot remember when I bought dinner last. night that was [ __ ]. crazy I was I bought I paid for dinner. and I was laying in bed last night and I. was like that's it though once you pay. for dinner it's like literally a 5. minute period where people are like. thanks oh thanks man that PR nothing the.

only good thing like I'm just going to. keep bringing it up you don't have to. pay for the next the next day like that. was expensive dinner that was nice I did. that the pork chop but you're good for. the next few cuz you got that one that's. the thing you get we see now with you. two cheap [ __ ] I would have pay for. never this is crazy this guy's the Bruce. Lee you guys are unbelievable you're. cheap as [ __ ] dude Mark's cheaper than. Mark's like uh got take it I can't waste. [ __ ] yeah we got a you know a little. stiping with the old hotel thank you and.

I got I'm G to eat all of it I'm going. to get [ __ ] to go bring on the plane. yeah it's crazy I can't let it go it's. crazy I get it all right I get it no but. if there's like. gr stays in your head oh yeah I got a. pocket full of Hotel. soap no this is not growing up poor this. is crazy [ __ ] Hotel soap is where I draw. the line you little soaps Hotel soap. take take a hotel soap I bring my own. I'm bring my own soap you bring your own. soap what sometimes yeah lava no defense.

soap I I wear a special kind of soap. it's like a a soap that's designed for. Grapplers keeps you from getting smell. me smell good right smell good smell hot. tea tree oil eucalyptus and [ __ ] it's a. special kind of soap that uh prevents. you from getting like um like uh you can. get like staff infections and ring worm. and [ __ ] like that it helps protect you. from that okay you don't want to rub. away all your natural oil natural oils. it's got all kinds of good natural oils.

it's a natural soap smells good too I. like it and you know like there's. certain stuff like certain soaps you're. getting a lot of perfumes you know those. perfumes will [ __ ] with your skin hot. tell soap bars that kind of dry your. skin out sometimes Big Dry I'm ashy but. you take them home not as ashy as his. grandparents oh Jesus christed. it I don't like that. T mark like that talk and I'm not a part. of it what would happen.

again possible to avoid can't stop. himself free palestin can't. stop he can't stop himself fre. Palestine yeah I mean how does this. [ __ ] play out this pal you know they. weren't even going to give him FEMA. money until Trump decided to go down. there really I'm sure they would say. that's misinformation and propaganda but. they had denied them I heard the there's. also the other side where the governor. was like I'm denying it I think he's a. republican governor why would he is that. true maybe it's maybe we're wrong sides.

maybe the reason why is because they. want liability from the company and the. company to pay for everything maybe it's. that we apparently the railroad that. they were transporting those chemicals. on was not set up for hazardous. materials they're trying to cut already. it's early come on man it's okay start. go ahead PE this is bad it's okay buddy. don't let [ __ ] with you got those fresh. sunglasses on man be a boss go out there. and piss you look like a police drawing.

of a pedophile look at. this what do he look like it made me. make it you hear the noise I. made like the. pills I'm always just happy when AR's. going to the actual restroom I'm always. happy when he leaves yeah may I keep. them coming there I think I think it's I. think this episode Mark gets [ __ ] up. Mark's under the radar every episode. he's already ready to roll yeah he TOs. Holocaust J he making ashy jokes oh.

yeahoo the Jews had a good they had a. good. time night like I mean they the Kanye I. think people propped up the Jews for a. second oh yeah the special did well we. had to pretend to like it was what a. perfect timing for his special beautiful. I mean it was like the like a cultural. moment like the universe gave him a. window whoop go right here go right. through it was like Ronnie Chang with. stop Asian hate that helped him well he. was around before the stop Asian hate. but that really did it oh yeah yeah he's.

funny too he is funny he's really funny. he's a very good comic but he was he was. uh before stop Asian hate his big. special came out that was like great. that was like in the Netflix special. 2016 17 17 yeah cool guy too great guy. good [ __ ] dude good EG funny. [ __ ] yeah nice I like when we do. that it feels weird without Ari doesn't. it feels good I love it less anxiety in. the room God when he's [ __ ] hitting.

you with the let's go hiking let's. [ __ ] what do you think that's all. about I don't think he even likes it I. think he likes saying he likes hiking he. likes nature I like what he saying. that's what bothers me that's what. annoys me he's like I got to leave the. country like don't like the [ __ ]. country you like saying you left the. country o that's a me being an [ __ ]. cuz very close friend that might be you. might be on I'm going to say it to his. face he goes to China for a year [ __ ]. there something about what you're saying. it's resonating with me it's like. getting in a cold PL. you know it's like you can only do it. for so long you pretend you like it well.

you got to make it your personality if. you cold plunge everybody goes all in. it's like yoga or vegan diets yoga keep. talking about it we get it huberman. what's Trump doing uh oh he's he was at. Palestine today on of course he was look. at him look at all those guys in the. background who do you think that guy. with the mustache is voting for it ain't. Biden it ain't look him it's a costume. it's like a Guess Who character look at. that mustache that guy's got a lot of. guns damn look at all those guys they. all look the same even the woman looks. the same [ __ ] lunch lady she got.

bitter be what he saying I just finished. I go back there's their leader who's. that guy just the normal dude like our. leader the most handsome man in the. world but Biden made it I want to thank. those of uh you that helped John roor. who's fantastic Blue Line moving uh is. John here hello John good job got a lot. of trucks coming up with water. right that's. fantastic guy friend of my son Don who's.

also here where is Don good job did you. get him to do that I think so I it was a. 95% voter rate for Trump in fantastic he. helps thank you very much John. appreciate it what Two Fellas moving. company. and pull it up he's helping swing he's. giving shout. outs he's giving shout outs to all the. people that delivered water the new the. the Maga hats with the giant font is so. [ __ ] funny they went even harder dude. when I went I think I told you when I. was in Mara Lago every dude there was.

wearing a flat brim that said m a g like. a bedazzled Maga hat oh my God [ __ ]. crazy what is Mara Lago like so. sick I tried to pretend I was like as. soon as I got in there I was like yo. this is it this is really you can tour. it no oh I got in somebody I knew there. worked with the trumps wow they came to. my show and they that we got drunk and. they're like do you want to come to Mar. Lago I was like yeah I thought they were. full [ __ ] the next day they're like all.

right we'll pick you up you got to go. past like armed guards they like we got. to get this guy on the list but yeah. then you get in there it's a bunch of. old billionaires like dudes is it a. country club or is it just small it's. very small it's very small there's like. one Spa there's that big room that and. he lives there yeah he lives in like a. wing which is so wild he lives in in a. place where people can visit and then. everyone sits in that like Patio. Restaurant area and they're like he. might come out today oh oh my God he. might come out today that room and. everybody look how.

beautiful solid gold Constitution old. rich people money that's pretty that's a. beautiful place welcome to Mar Lago the. crown jewel of Palm Beach it's got to be. a golf course no no golf course Palm. Beach is close to wow look at that wow. close to West Palm right we should have. a show there it is yeah it is I thought. the Mellow Mushroom we should do a show. mar we were talking about doing protect. our Parks if Trump just said us up a. studio yeah doing it down there don't. even say we're there he would do it just.

a bunch of palm trees behind us just. just doing it yeah we didn't to tell. anybody we're there a baby being lit. away from sacrifice just we'll event. occasionally you know talk about. Florida Florida's great dude we had a. great meal last night where the [ __ ] are. you it was something about I forget what. it is he had like a giant flag in the. front of it and there was like laws. saying your flag couldn't be that tall. so he elevated the land w. like a hill to put the flag on Amer. about loopholes this crazy he's a big.

loophole. guy yeah you tell him you can't have a. flag High shut the [ __ ] up he's like so. what is the stick itself is it stopping. planes like what are we doing maybe is. it that big yeah everyone I mean in that. area everyone loves that guy look at it. yeah you had to elevate the ground oh. smart move it is a good move it's a good. hack it was weird though it was very. uncomfortable in what way just seeing.

rich people weird dudes wearing a Maga. hat guys a lot with like a Blazer and. like a oh that it's a weird combination. of like formal dress and baseball hat. just a ridiculous a ridiculous no one's. ever done that before Trump like in. terms of like a politician like when he. was on television he had a bad hair day. just slap on the old Maga hat right what. are you going to do yeah you never saw a. Reagan in a hat a baseball hat if he was. in a hat it probably be like a like a.

cowboy hat let it slide be a cowboy yeah. he's pretending like George W do oh yeah. a lotor from Connecticut Maine yeah. they're from Maine kind of bunkport. they're from [ __ ] Maine there Reagan. with a cowboy hat there go yeah he Rock. oh Trump. dog [ __ ] cowboy hat no neck hey had a. cowboy out they all rock that finger. stinks hey just for all tourist or. whatever it's just every time they to. Texas dress like Tony I look like you.

re it's funny old there I don't know. anything but I've been watching I dude. on the plane I was watching the [ __ ]. I've been watching the Kem Burns Vietnam. heavy stuff God damn dude I cried on the. plane like a [ __ ] idiot oh is that. why you watching PBS talk of. meat Mark if you're going to say nasty. Stu that's pretty funny that was a nice. ride though I can remember when the. Vietnam War ended really yeah I was a. little kid I was living in San Francisco. and I remember thinking thank God we're.

never going to do War again thank God. it's over while I'm a child I remember. thinking that yeah boy they glad they. figured this out that was long it was so. years dude from day one they were like. we're not going to win yeah from day one. they just had to be there m is in there. with LBJ like this isn't going this is. never going to work yeah and they just. kept doing it a lot of heroin out there. oh my God I mean they had to be a part. of what was going was drinking on the. plane and I like while watching this I.

like drunk texted my uncle who got. wounded in Vietnam I was like where'd. you get. hurt like a crazy text to send oh my God. and then he explained how he got hurt. and it was like whoa I went to the how. did he he was a he he was a forward. Observer for his group it was the Battle. of [ __ ] I'll find it but uh it was 200. US soldiers surrounded by about 3,000. via Kong oh or rvn and. then uh he was the Ford Observer that.

was calling in coordinates so they were. all trying to get him he they got him. they hit him with an RPG eventually but. he was he was the one up front calling. the gunships calling the artillery where. to. go wow like a spotter and crew there he. is right I'm just asking Dr Valley. incident 1965 Google Gillis Vietnam his. last name is not Gillis ah what's crazy.

is the Vietnamese don't even hate. Americans no they hate the Chinese way. more that sh all past them they called. the the American war and not the uh it. was uh the Battle of Hill 102 AKA The. Battle of Kon Valley 65 Americans. killed 200 Americans surrounded by. 2,000 but then I was I'm a little buzzed. I'm asking him [ __ ] up questions like. what's it like what's it like broadest. question he said what happens is you. enter a Zone where you just shut down.

your emotions and focus on what you need. to do to survive and protect your men no. time to process feelings there's. enormous chaos but you were acutely. aware of everything at least that was my. experience wow he this is a wild. response yeah he said at one point there. were waves of MVA running towards us but. my sole Focus was to stop them from. getting too close with a gunship known. as spooky I mowed them down as they. Advanced without the Relentless stream. of fire from spooky we would have been. overrun thank God for spooky. damn wow gunship fired to this area and.

[ __ ] light I was talking he said I. was the forward Observer so my job was. to keep artillery jet strikes and. gunship fire raining down on the enemy. does he want you reading this on air. he'll be all right that's why they were. trying to get through me and take me out. which they eventually did but I took a. lot of them out first like [ __ ] drinking. watching the documentary on my phone. like damn smoking a joint with that guy. on a. porch we'll tell you he's my my other. uncle's in Vietnam and was like uh it's. the gunship there it is spooky. wow my other uncle was in Vietnam and he.

never talks about it yeah that guy if. you ask he's they down spooky look at. that ouch 1968 February 15th nine killed. in Downing of spooky gunship to The. Spook to the spooky spooky chair spooky. wow a well at least he's still with us. what a [ __ ] up war that was I think. sora's Dad was a nom was it a terrible. [ __ ] dumb War silly waste of time not. only a dumb War but a dumb war that was.

that came about because of a false flag. tonin yeah golf of tonen they they lied. about an incident to try to get us into. the war yeah it's [ __ ] C that's like. what we're talking about before with. false they really happen they used to do. them all the time what' you say here. it's like that's that's they did yeah. they 100% would lesser known fact to JY. Morrison's father Captain George stepan. Morrison com commanded the carrier. division during the Gul of tonin.

incident CIA the GOL of tonen in. incident famously gave the Johnson. Administration the justification they. needed to escalate the Vietnam War JRR. tonin wow it's his dad imagine that and. your dad becomes Break On Through To The. Other Side I know that's why he went so. counter cultur your son rather becomes. that making music they're playing in the. [ __ ] helicopters Day Day great music. great the 60s was the best music wow. yeah they got the music they had a lot. of [ __ ] to time they grew up a lot of.

[ __ ] to deal with and a lot of drugs the. the like the drop off is so Stark the. difference between music and and. automobile design like once they illegal. make drugs illegal like American. Automobile design turned into dog [ __ ]. oh yeah straight dog [ __ ] probably about. 73 went down no before then it was. literally like the 71 model year is the. last good year for muscle cars and only. for only for barracudas and Challengers. bar for by by the time they got to.

Camaro 71 they were already [ __ ]. Mustang became in the ' 80s became just. a dumb hatchback terrible piece of [ __ ]. car at all musly yeah but back in the. 60s they were the most magnificent cars. of all time like those guys nailed and a. half mon they nailed it 69 but then once. the U schedule One Drug Act happened in. 1970 so you got to realize in 1970. they're already making the 1971 model. right so you got the 1971 which is like. the last Good Year everything else is. dog [ __ ] but how do you explain Europe. cuz Europe cars look great in the' 60s.

and suck in the 70s and they didn't have. a a Vietnam well some of the best. Porsches like 73 74 they had some. amazing Porsches that's true then the. the little 911 that they made back then. was so light you got 91 200 I got a. beamer he's got that beautiful little. Beamer the 2002 pull it up oh my God. it's a great little car that's 73 but. that's that's car Beamer that's such a. zippy little car oh it's a go-kart it's. little box my God yeah you're you're. scooting around and like it's almost. like like a smart car so small yeah four.

uh four cylinder engine it's so light. yeah that's a great great old car man. there's a someone was going to do those. cars and put uh modern uh M2 engines in. them I know we've looked at this I think. we have I think every episode [ __ ]. beautiful and then I go I have a Chevy. Cruise and then you go let's get let's. get you a cool car you need a cool car. then I go Chevy Cruz is cool oh you're. right yeah but it's not real then what. about R. Kelly we bring up R Kelly we are.

redundant as [ __ ] I'll bring up Kanye. and cut it out Kanye no this time we. don't have to cut it out dude he's back. rules back we're with Adidas he's back. again we got a Jew here he was fine for. like two weeks people like let's move on. can I get that lighter that's true but. he's still removed from all social media. isn't he he'll be back think self. imposed yeah really yeah I think his. company's like hey dude just chill out. for a minute he seems like a tough hang. you had him on here was he kind of a. kind of nightmare he's you know he's. mentally ill genius sure he can spew out.

he can rant for hours it's like having a. conversation with him like dial him into. a conversation is like a a volley a back. and forth volley is kind of difficult. yeah he just wants a ramp it does sound. like he would just be like how's the. barbecue here right nothing say I'm Walt. Disney oh interesting ex I'm Ford I'm. Steve Jobs yeah exactly like all right H. to the iso was pretty good. right that was pretty awesome yeah all. day cold Digger yeah look got amazing.

songs black skin head is one of the. greatest [ __ ] opening beats of any. song ever yeah that power that allowed. him to like create that kind of music is. also like what [ __ ] him up with like. rants yeah he winds up saying them. things that are not really that thought. out you got that right what's that like. I think he's funny the way he like. dances around it do you think um like. the the Adidas thing is the wildest [ __ ]. ever he'll be back everybody cut ties. with him you think they'll be back with.

him wait isn't Jamie isn't that going on. I heard they're already back Kan and. Adidas are back on according to the. internet what. who crazy there been rumors online that. kanyas partnership could be back on is. flat according to the internet yeah. lesson two weeks ago was revealed the. German Sports where label could lose up. to $1 billion in Revenue as a result of. the split according to the industry an. analysts gauging leftover stock rumors. are now suggesting that it all is not.

lost between the pair these Rumblings. are coming from Ardent Yeezy fans. wishing for their faves to reunite not. from ye or Adidas themselves a [ __ ] that. that's not real it's got to feel good. for the Jewish the Jewish Community to. be like n what these Germans are losing. a [ __ ] billion dollars the wrong. Source but got you in the end got was. crazy like he was out got you guys were. started by Nazis like literally I lost a. job over a a [ __ ] some racist tweet a. long time ago about IBM they were like.

he you can't do an IBM commercial and. I'm like you made remember what you guys. did you made processing to let the Jews. get processed faster but that's why they. can't have any more that was the last. straw yeah e enough they said what was. the Tweet um here we go it was I bet it. wasn't funny. yeah wouldn't hold up would hold up now. what's wrong with that this was 10 years. IBM was right. [Laughter].

what is that what you spazzing throwing. [ __ ] what do you got whipits yeah oh you. sick whipit what are you talking about. did you really bring whipits some whip. son of a [ __ ] those give you brain. damage you don't need that in your life. not doing a whip it you're going to do. whippets what are you 12 I used to do. whipits when I worked at Newport crey. when I work at an ice cream store thing. yeah we did I didn't like it just it. just gives you a headache not really. great radio surprise though I came out.

of and I heard somebody go uh one for 10. 3 for 20 you have machines look you have. little gauges and [ __ ] where do you buy. this any what wrong with you what if it. explodes what if it explodes Compressed. Gas what if that explodes and you lose. your fingers oh you're going to do it. out of a so exited doing a whip it dude. why are you excited about this I'm happy. he's doing I'm not why don't you just. suck on it why do you have to use theall. by and he saw us on the stoop right be. by the cell he goes are you like the. older Comics he goes are you guys doing.

whippets on a. stoop yeah I'll take a tell me what the. whipits do it just makes everything. giggly for a minute but doesn't it give. you brain damage for like 30 seconds. does it Google does whipits give you. brain do that while you're doing drugs. no no definitely do it do it after he. does it I need to know because I'm I'm. considering doing it oh you should do. definitely well I need to know if it. gives you brain Dam give you easy big. fella don't do a whip no you need a to. take the edge off I know that's what I'm. saying right yeah this is a cold Plunge. in one I I take it back I take it back.

please do a whip it let's go yeah might. not be is this legal no you get him head. shot no no you're going to forget how to. play pool okay do whipits kill brain. cells researchers made clear that. whippits can deprive the heart and brain. of much needed oxygen [ __ ] it yeah oh. all right temporarily is everything what. if you're into choke sex ah exactly whoa. he did it the whole thing he's going to. faint. what's it doing to.

you would it be great if he was. hilarious like it turned him funny what. is it doing to. you no lie headed as [ __ ] this is got to. be a Guinness record for the oldest Jew. to do a whip. it absolutely can you describe it can. you describe it whoa he's gone look how. hard he's laughing oh this is going to. help your IBM s. I was right dude ital bowel memory loss.

vitamin B depletion long-term depletion. causes brain and nerve damage wow he's. [ __ ] up [ __ ] [ __ ] it. dude W it can be both illegal and. dangerous using nitrous can have serious. health consequences including seizures. permanent nerve. damage seizure per nerve damage and even. death seizure salad. we did that one. before how was it exact one Julia.

seizure all right back so what did it do. for you it just stop repeating bus. you're still going no just is it over. stupid yeah it's over I don't want you. to have a hlin oh my God so what. happened the H you just start going. Jam's done him youve done him it just. start like what did it do like try to. explain what it did uh it just makes. everything warbly. and then it just like I don't know you. just started laughing are you back a.

hundo back a hundo all right good to. have you back [ __ ] hat so you feel. Dumber or what no I feel fine you don't. feel. like do like 30 whip it going to do. another. one box it's like in a seve or This is. highly illegal I think not illegal at. all you can buy any head shop I think. it's. illegal Whip It wave. was days that's true that's going to. [ __ ] someone up. oh my God they call them wamps look at.

that that's I know okay for years nide. has been used for quick highs also known. as Laughing Gas whippets or wamps among. students tane the and abuse of the. inhalent is growing oh [ __ ] they're hot. right now surpris how legal is. it we'll be all right he bought we'll be. all right BL it out I'm not doing that. hold on to it though you can at least. hold on to it I make me hold it and then. you're going to call me gay and I'm. going to do it you are. gay you got I'm not going to do it you.

know the pattern I'm Stand My Ground on. this no you got to try you can't be that. guy at least what about like a halfy can. I do a halfy you got to do the whole. thing it's not that big it's not that. big a deal it's not that big a deal it. says I want was have a seizure on the. [ __ ] suck if we lost Norman because of. this say the word major enabler of whip. it uses accessibility the minimum age. requirement to purchase a whipped cream. charger is either 18 or 21 dependent on. the state in New Orleans in New Orleans. whippets are widely available in areas.

where students frequent friend growing. up what do I do I just inhale you're. fine hold on I'll do it with you got you. got to do the whole thing it says. long-term use can lead to vitamin B12. deficiency which also leads to. neuropathies longterm use numbness. trouble walking irritability fatigue. yeah but that's like if you're doing it. every day this is bad you'll be you'll. be totally fine but your dad's a rabbi. he doesn't want to see you doing this. [ __ ] it's very cold hold on the hands. this guy was in Hebrew school are you. doing it I guess wait hold on I'll come.

with you I don't think it's legal it's. totally legal Jamie is it. legal a lot of air you got it I'm not a. lawyer I not spy balloon advice maybe we. just like shouldn't put a video on them. while they're doing it I'm not so he can. deny deny deny deny just breathing in a. helium make a theater March 24th New. York City. [Laughter]. Norman how is.

it Norman isn't it good is it good it's. just blurry and and scary scary this is. bad is it bad bad I went to a dark. place you guys are afraid of the gravity. bomb you're doing [ __ ] wh I'm not. doing [ __ ] either don't do it. crazy they suck yeah let's do Coke next. time yeah that's way better next time we. got it. here I would do it I would not do it I.

don't do that stuff anyway my uncle was. surrounded by [ __ ] Charlie and Har. crazy what was his did you ever talk to. him about his transition period from. coming back what he transitioned he he. had a tough time yeah that must have. been hard he came. back. yeah I was just joking it's funny to. talk about a serious subject while AR's. doing I think we had. enough enough he's I'm not doing you. gave me this I'm not do I can't remember. yesterday so would would you didn't like.

it like wh it I just got real blurry and. uh my brain went away for like two. seconds interesting not a fan no I. didn't laugh oh man you didn't get. enough in you got brain damag bro I was. doing with s s breathe a little bit in. and he's like it's not working my voice. is exactly the same. you helium good comedy club. hey he's going to tie it up for later. there you go put that your good luck.

untying that you ever untie a balloon. it's almost impossible you got to do it. halfway the old balloon. knot whoever came up with balloon knot. was nailed na you tried to show me your. butt this morning dude I did try to show. you my butt I opened I knocked on his. door he was [ __ ] ass a that old. Jewish dick was out there that thing. [ __ ]. ni big old big dick that thing looked. like my boner that thing that was. hurtful he's got big balls too yeah he's. got giant saggy dick and. nuts they sag so and then he was like.

wait wait I want to show you he trying. to show me hisle. [ __ ] he didn't wait at all a big old. don't you have like a disastrous [ __ ]. it's the worst one you like East. Palestine [ __ ] the worst. one to look at. it judge will get in there'll get in. there je let check it out let me change. some laws Red Band made a video of it. back in the day yeah your I remember. that video I saw that video it looked.

like like a [ __ ] that's what it looks. like simps. mou moved it oh my God looks like a. cheeseburger is that what it always. looks like sometimes I had HS that the. best was early Legion of skanks in the. back door of theek and they were like. Lou like my asshole's terrible and then. like after they like oh let's look at. Louis's [ __ ] and like what's are why. you been quiet I'm like cuz mine will be. the worst one yeah so just let you guys. get out of the way yeah oh did you show. it yeah they were disgusted we had we. had to look at each other's [ __ ] no. push backs was the rule early.

early hemorrhoid yeah it's a hemorrhoid. why why can't you push back get out of. there you're forward observers you're. like my uncle you know what weird when. the [ __ ]. Winks when squeez when you Flex it it. Winks I think we're all doing it right. now I'm doing it I think every one of us. is doing pretty fun Philadelphia Eagles. hey so what did your what did your uncle. do to like what was it like when he came.

back I think he came back and he had a. very stressful job what did he do [ __ ]. it I'll it's pretty once I tell you what. he did it's. specific he was like [ __ ] four scump. dude he was in Three Mile Island he was. at the World Trade Center he was in. Vietnam [ __ ] what he was everywhere. oh he he's an incredible story but. connect connect the dots shrim. I think I was reading an article about. it cuz he's pretty popular and he was uh.

he was describing how his job was very. stressful cuz he worked in like Wall. Street and he thought he was like. blaming all his stress on Wall Street. and then it was like clearly it was you. got hit with a [ __ ] RPG and almost. died yikes and you mowed people down in. Vietnam and then he went back to Vietnam. and saw it and was like oh this is all. all of my problems right he went back he. went back wow what he went to exactly. where he was no way imagine getting out. and going back what a nightmare I think.

he said he was he felt bad cuz he got. wounded pretty severely like his calf. got blown off he's missing a nipple he's. he got drilled he's Miss Pat he got he's. Miss Pat Uh but he was like I was too. Reckless and now I'm not with my men and. he he he held that against himself was. he a drug addict and what not I don't. know about drugs I know alcol for sure. was too Reckless he was like I was too. Reckless. I [ __ ] that up now I'm not with my men. so he was like holding that against.

himself and then he saw what happened. and where he was he was like oh of. course I got wounded I was they were. coming at me people shooting at me yeah. they knew I was the guy calling in the. air strs blew his calf off yeah his legs. he's literally missing his [ __ ] calf. nipples off yeah calf and. half Jesus Christ he can't help himself. cway a pun machine cway house Super Bowl. calf time C time show we saw it yeah we.

were there on shrooms Rihanna ironically. the name of the guy who shot him Rihanna. I KN you'd like it I like it I KN you'd. like it I can do I can do a little bit. of you take it on yeah I can try go nuts. apparently Vietnam is like one of the. most amazing places to visit I loved it. yeah yeah where there where'd you go I. went to Stant Saigon hoim men hoim men. that's what they call it and then I went. to the South to like some Tiny Town get. away from like Backpackers always.

getting sick of everybody you get sick. of all the [ __ ] tourist whites yeah. District district one of hoim Min is. like it's like tji Friday it's whatever. yeah they have the the war remnants. Museum it's the Vietnam War Memorial. Museum and they have a GI outside he was. like it's all propaganda in there whoa. because it just talks about the Senators. who later came out and said said like oh. yeah I killed like 50 innocent people. once bucket I yeah what was that there. was one Senator that he was they were. you know they were applauding him as a. war hero and then finally he just like. said I have to come clean yeah I got.

some [ __ ] I don't remember that he's. like I raped a bunch of people killed a. bunch of innocent people we just went. down and mow out and he was like running. on the fact that he's a hero and he's. like boy yeah when Jamie comes back. we'll uh figure out who that that Ken. Burns that Ken Burns Vietnam though is. [ __ ]. wild I tried to watch it the first time. I've watched like it was it is dense. yeah then once you get into it it's like. God damn was it 12 hours something. [ __ ] great for flights yeah and the. pandemic yeah the bom sandwich there is.

amazing fresh bread they got that from. the French what's it called Bon Me Bon. me. yeah you say Mark Norman's infecting. yeah I can do it he spreading his spores. ony. yeah yeah all you to do me you got to go. is gay yeah that's it dude [ __ ] bro yeah. what the [ __ ] I would never do that [ __ ]. [ __ ] bro. no yeah it's pretty good thank you it's. funny no yeah no want to do whip it no.

no than you J thank you Jamie Jamie uh. can you look up whoever that Senator was. that uh told the story about how uh they. were trying to make him out to be a hero. in Vietnam and he was like I can't do. this and he he told his uh his actual. true story what happened over there yeah. what about the cators with the Gate Tap. under the stall oh that that was a thing. that they were doing in like yeah. restrooms of like airports and [ __ ].

right yeah yes [ __ ] how do they even. work that out how do you risk that what. a Hail Mary it's a Hail Mary well but if. you don't know the code that I think. that's part of the fun I don't know who. be I think these guys are on drugs too. imagine having just I don't care who's. on the other end of the stall but you. got to try it a nice mouth just be like. I like your shoes let's go but you have. anonymity yeah it's pretty good 's words. differ from history John blumthal from. walking de for Senator served oh no this. is the guy that didn't actually served.

in Vietnam he lied about this is. different 7s I think or 80s this was. this was a guy. who they were he was running as a a war. hero and then he won as a war hero and. then yeah he got in yeah he was ran for. I think what I remember from thisor he. was a longtime Senator what is that Jay. Len oh John Cary holy [ __ ] I don't think. that's it. it was a guy he said he's part of the. the not the king some well-known thing. he was like that was that was my guys we.

[ __ ] did horrible horrible. things War Bob Cary Pop Quiz who's the. only President not to serve in the. military Trump and the Vietnamese. government is Accused Senator Bob KY no. it was somebody who came out on his own. oh all right whatever we probably. shouldn't mention not to serve G out no. that's Lincoln wasn't in there arm me. was he there's a bunch of those guys. that w h George Washington Adams no he.

was definitely in Washington kid it. wasn't a country biggest General Adams. but yeah the gay code is nice cuz uh you. don't have to like hang out yeah just. like ca what a weird pickup move that's. genius the gays are they don't loln and. his troops served for 30 days did not. see any action in the war that counts of. War Trump went to a military school all. right all right Trump went to a military. he went to a military academy it's a. weekend party there I bet they party.

handsome guy bring up Trump in his. [ __ ] uniform he cleaned up you're. going to laugh you're go God damn not. bad whoa I don't know about that not bad. for a billionaire that's pretty handsome. he's got have you seen billionaires I. think elon's better looking look a trump. dog dude pretty good back stab you with. a sword dude even knew back then put him. in that yellow uniform is that a. band you forget how old he is. until you see like I showered with. Donald Trump at military.

school weird a weird story he's got. little hands and a little penis I heard. he's back D you guys know I went to West. Point that's. right dumb I looked in those uniforms oh. pull that up I want to see that chin. going over the car I got him at home do. you me dude at ease or like add. attention my [ __ ] fat head like yeah. it's so bad dude your mom lik it my my. family was like you're a hero yeah but. then they saw me in the uniform and.

everyone was still kind of like. Jesus he look of course my mom was like. you look so handsome yeah you look sharp. what did they think when you got into. comedy oh yeah uh I think they were. happy I was doing. anything same yeah they were like nice. and then right before things started. going well they were like all right what. are you going to actually do same here. exact same thing little even when it's. going well yeah now it's funny I like to. tell my dad cuz usually anytime I would. go to a show he'd be like how much are.

they paying you like i' be like I'm. driving to Cleveland no you can't be. like how much are they paying you I'd be. like $200 he's like what the [ __ ] are. you doing now I like to be like Phil. guess how much money they P yeah you. call Phil yeah yeah yeah I go don't make. me buy your house right. [Laughter]. now but they were [ __ ] but. could you imagine your kid want to be a. comic my mom told me you she was like. what are you trying to do I'm trying to. become a paid record at The Comedy Store.

she goes how much do you make for that. I'm like it's $15 a spot she was like or. you can't live on. that I know that here I am 50 doing. whipits shut up idiot. yeah BR a. with if your kid was gonna do that if. your kid was going to go into comedy. like what are the odds of success so. it's crazy talking about of it he wants. to be a lawyer you're like yeah study. hard you can go to law school you can. actually be a lawyer it's there's you. can make it there also if you're a bad. lawyer it's not nearly as embarrassing.

as if you're a bad you tell and my yeah. my yeah my parents saw me do standup in. Harrisburg they came to a show where. they were like one of 12 people in the. audience no and I my closing joke was. like would you rather get shot in the. head or 69 with your dad no way it kills. that joke. kills I. everybody wants to say you would never. suck your dad's dick but that gun comes. out you and your dad get awfully.

friendly you got to bring that b me and. my dad are big we would do it standing. I'd flip his old ass. up his new bces would be kicking in the. air my dad was in the front row like. godamn. it Jesus. Christ far away from West Point yeah. West Point was like 3 years before that. if your parents are like [ __ ] sober. normal people and then you enter into. that world and you're talking that kind. of [ __ ] on stage well my dad's not a.

sober no yeah that's not the issue goes. to the [ __ ] Elks every you know he's. oh the Elks are fun but but he's a. normal person that's crazy it's crazy. talking about sucking your dad's dick on. a [ __ ] stage in front of regular. people they brought their. friends they brought another couple oh. my god when I said that joke I vividly. remember my mom just goes oh. no oh. a oh my God it's hilarious I wouldn't. let him come see me would let too much I.

told him never to come again and then my. dad called like two days later and was. like Hey and I was like if this is about. comedy I'm I can't can't do it and he. was like all right I'm just saying. everybody else is talking about stories. you're up there talking about doing gay. stuff your dad's giving you advice gave. me comedy advice oh my God has he seen. you recently. no you got to send them some stuff how. how recent two years ago oh that's not.

good enough I know I'm going to have. come no no you show them what the [ __ ]. is up come to a theater yeah come to a. theater pops you should kill the whole. time then close with that 69 bit again I. will do that hey here we go I told you. work I told you my son is he's doing. pretty well God damn it he said talking. about blow I thought you were done with. that [ __ ] joke bring it back brought. it back for you Dad they don't get it. too you're like I got in the seller. they're like who seller what no that was. the thing the only one they understood. was SNL of course and I got it and I got.

to call them and be like hey I got SNL. and they're like we're so proud yeah. we're going to be so happy for you for. two days later two days later and then. my you know my mom and dad are going. around my mom especially is like my. son's on S cuz my I was a loser forever. oh man and then now she gets to go tell. all her friends whose kids are [ __ ]. orthodontists and then they call back. like so your son's not better than the. well we're so sorry for you. they can brag and send Christmas cards. that is made news week hell yeah my.

whole town was pretty proud all right. for real I thought people would be upset. my dad was like hell yeah is there a. celebrity from mechanics yeah Mike uh. [ __ ] poison oh really yeah Brett. Michaels sh let's go is. M Brett Michaels mechanic what you're. like a new englande right you say. Marland miking the. mechanics what's that in The Living. Years what in The Living Years in The. Living Years think that whip it [ __ ]. you.

up I got see if they're. real whatever you don't play that. terrible song it was a top hit song oh. right now they're like we're on the a. [ __ ] I listen to arst podcast for music. that I don't want to listen. to what kind of. recommendations sure we were in the car. on the way over I was I had the ox I was. playing [ __ ] Bone Thugs and Migos and. I was considering asking Ari that'll do. it good Lord what music do you like no.

it's going to be some dumb madeup [ __ ]. those Greatest Hits like made up [ __ ]. blue wolf and the dancing pansies like. shut up this is a cool Indie band from. Guatemala I got really into them during. the pandemic I remember being. 20 with your backpack on just want to. see the world I have Wonder doing. whipits with backpack in Vietnam. Parks watching a drum circle having a. seizure in the. jungle don't do another one man I'm.

worried about you do another one jle. keep going is this that song seizure in. the jungle is a great B this came up has. 27,000 views what is it song for a wild. yeah put your headphones on so you can. hear. it I want to hear. this what the [ __ ]. I don't know this is what it sounds like. when you walk into an Indian restaurant. that's a song specifically designed to.

do whipits too maybe does it feel. good yeah you like it yeah not bad. yeah a freaky. music this music is not. going can't talk dude relax having aoke. 71 yeah don't do this stroke out on the. podcast does not go with this I'm not. getting big enough balloons out of this.

I think you're good I think you're good. dude I mean I think high school kids. champ this [ __ ] pretty easy they rule. yeah you've done three now it's not a. long-term thing I've seen Bros champ. boxes easy yeah really yeah oh where I. was in last time I was in like last year. I was in Philly me and my friends who do. comedy would play poker together yeah. all a sudden they just were like middle. of we're playing poker they just all. broke out whipits wow the rest of it we. played for 3 hours they were doing just.

is that steo oh no. get breath it was wild to see this I I. don't know the exact part where he's. doing. it filled with them it's bad when. Knoxville is like you got to relax yeah. that doesn't seem that's him the factory. none of that seems. wise he's got a [ __ ] together he's got a. good podcast now he's kicking ass sober. doing comedy Ste R jackass jackass rules. jackass when I was in Spain jackass made. me so proud every like I saw people.

wearing jackass t-shirts and I was like. damn it's it's I've almost grown up by. laughing so hard it was great the. theater it was Mayhem every other comedy. you're like oh you guys are just like. trying to get to a percentage of Jackass. oh no it's like adult cartoons people. falling getting hit D oh my God [ __ ]. their bodies up too dick his dick pretty. good yeah yeah yeah Knoxville his dick. is [ __ ] I tried couldn't get it. going yeah I mean the just the the. [ __ ] sheer punishment those guys take.

just Bulls Bulls like what are you doing. like the whole job was I'm going to get. a donkey to kick at me and he just get. right up to him kick that one's great. when he's [ __ ] shaking when he's. walking won't go any other way didn't. they stand blindfolded in front of bulls. yeah Knoxville did Knoxville has been. that Ino pun nuts poor danger Aon danger. Aaron stole the last movie you know how. crazy that is that's franu punch you in. the nuts look at him focusing.

nanu I mean how do you stand that I I. Flinch on a on a gat this is crazy. that's so bad is it you going to show me. oh yeah that was wonderful oh that's fun. I love when they [ __ ] like I'm not doing. the sketch stea was going to do it but. he understands that MMA guys punch. really hard and they tricked this guy I. don't think they knew they didn't tell. him inana was going to come around. the my God oh my God his face. immediately goes. Agony they're talking about it too so. unnecessary I'm sure there's women who.

like that they're like this is hot these. guys watching guys jack guys got [ __ ]. oh yeah. yeah I know they're rist. takers they're rist takers women like. guys who like do flips and they they. drunk yeah they're millionaires do. whippets on Pods at 74 yeah you might. get some [ __ ] for this yeah bro what. was Vietnam like what I remember is it. was just every day was a war oh a war. what about the foe over there pretty. good foe foe's not bad I was really into.

the Bon mes all right you just get them. to go they're so good so. fresh it's a fresh bread they they love. it French bread yeah so we eat po boy on. the French is without the bread it's not. a poor boy yeah that's why I loved one. of those things of like somebody at some. college campus was like bitching at. their student uh Union for doing the um. doing the Bon me sandwich not the. authentic way. like some sort of Tasco on it or. something instead of like Sriracha yeah. he's like that's not authentic. Vietnamese everyone's like it's french.

bread it's from the it's from the. colonization did you guys ever do the. standup bong hit you know some paper. towel roll you're on the on the wall and. you're both squatting and he takes a. giant vaporizer hit or whatever and he. blows it into your mouth while you stand. up and then you fall back down. immediately no you never did that no oh. oh oh oh beer bong no no bed hugee hit. and then as you come up and it hits you. so hard shotgun as you're standing up.

you're standing up so the uh the oxygen. goes away interesting this is pre-. internet you know four guys in a house. just figuring [ __ ] out figuring it out. nothing to do but if I blow the smoke in. your face yeah then you stand up exactly. that was one of the things they did. during n they do it through rifles. yeah it's cool that can end well yeah. now they got yeah yikes shot imagine. being high as [ __ ] and also in Vietnam. in the middle of the war going what the.

[ __ ] man yeah so they they did a shotgun. where they literally opened up the. barrel. damn and then blowing the weed through I. like how they're not touching it with. their mouth CU they don't want to get. herpes they don't want to be gay they. don't be gay be sucking on that gun in. front of everybody. whoa got kill the day but then what if. super par high as [ __ ] and you're in the. jungle in Vietnam you realize you're. this stupid [ __ ] war that makes no. sense has zero support behind it the.

nature walks are good what are we doing. I'm I'm shooting people with zero. support behind it yeah you're out in. nature he would like yeah that's what. they said one of the reasons they won. they took go over all the reasons of. Vietnam won they were like the Americans. were like I don't even want to be here. well yeah no one did yeah like I I don't. care about these people and the. vietnames were fighting for their home. what about they ever meet one of those. guys who's like you know when 9/11. happened they're like I'm going over. there yeah thank God for guys like that. I'm like oh Patman left being a [ __ ].

NFL star to go over there and he got. killed by Friendly Fire friendly fire oh. you hate to hear and they had to hide it. they had to hide it he was a hero he. wasn't a hero obviously he was just he. still a hero a bummer of a guy like a. bad I think he was it was an accident I. thought they were like some people said. it was on purpose some people say it was. on purpose he started to see like oh. this is [ __ ] pointless what are we. doing here even and then like oh we got. to shut him up keep him a hero oh no is. a theory I don't boy I hope not yeah God.

you hope not yeesh anyway let's talk. about something. funnier than Friendly Fire bat in. Vietnam I know right what the. nice you changed the mood of everything. when you read out your uncle's text. pretty sick though I mean imagine being. on a plane reading that the way he. described it to was amazing too your. uncle's smart yeah he's fired up how. about that Mahomes he's good. no sorry I like you know what I like. though I like I came around on Jackson.

Jackson Mahomes who's that the brother. his brother that does Tik toks and his. wife his annoying wife that screams oh. yeah everyone hates on them and it. actually makes me happy they're F his. wife have you ever seen this I don't. watch Patrick Mahomes is the best. quarterback well second Jaylen was. obviously MVP oh that hurts should have. been I mean unforced fumble was tough. Patrick Mahomes has a wife that's just. wild she's up in the Box she's like. films herself it's her and his brother. his brother does like Tik toks and. Patrick's obviously he's the man and. then he's got a crazy wife and a brother.

up in the box like all [ __ ] and his. wife's up there like you thought you. were gonna beat us think again it's the. best forcing everyone like bir to. [ __ ] be in a. [Music]. video oh yeah she's a lot she's a lot. whoa. Jesus problem is they keep that same. energy when you get. divorced they come after you they come. after you with that same.

energy these kids are going crazy who's. like football fans like who gets more. fired up than football fans I'd sayb. proud. boys well especially when the FBI people. are my home wife rules ring things up. right it just came out today that the. FBI was involved in Black lives matter. protests turning them violent come. on there's allegations let see if you. can find that they doing it during. Vietnam [ __ ] watch the [ __ ] BLM.

alarm. you you still have that stupid [ __ ]. watch runs like a watch it doesn't w at. all watch 501 fed's deliberately. targeted BL BLM protesters disrupt the. movement report says they did in Vietnam. in the Vietnam thing they do it with. everything they do with everything let's. get some guys in there vient agent. provocator yeah yeah they [ __ ] 100%. did it there the snitch in the silver.

Hearst what is that FBI paid a violent. felon to infiltrate Denver's radical. Justice movement wow Jaylen Herz of. course crazy they always do that they. don't like these [ __ ] movements and. they go you know what disrupt it just. let's send in some people to smash some. windows sh Wall Street they'll like get. in there undercover cops start fights. and then the other cops going to be like. hey they're fighting we got to break it. up. break that's what they did with the. World Trade Organization went to occupy. you went to occupy want to see what it.

was about he's trying to [ __ ] chck how. old were you I was like 23 24 the bo was. wild but it was something to see cuz it. was kind of new all that kind of stuff. now we have a protest every 10 minutes. but that was fun to watch they shut that. [ __ ] down yeah a lot of pepper spray. yeah also interesting that they were. like you guys did this we're just going. to like hover around you work yeah. that's true it's a totally different. kind of a a movement it was like the. beginning of these kind of mass.

movements look at us as you go into yeah. we're going to park out here they. weren't like disruptive grass like break. anybody's car windows or anything we. occupy it was right when Obama won so it. was like a wacky time in New York. interesting yeah CU it was 2008. financial collapse black president first. black press a lot of shit's going on the. economy goes into the tank after the the. housing crisis oh yeah and then they're. like you guys did it so it's almost like. there were white blood cells surrounding.

an infection wow it was some blacks I. mean it's not what I meant oh. sorry yeah yeah and they're just like. calling attention to realizing there's. something wrong with this we are the 99%. but they're not even they don't even. understand what that means oh boy. they're not the 99% but people feel. globally right globally you make $34,000. in your top 1% of the world that's how. Wild World nobody wants to hear that. people who are like against the 1% want. to realize they're in the 1% of this. country ah they're like what I'm not.

like yeah yeah you're super wealthy the. 1% of this country is like I think it's. like a half a million dollars a year wow. no way it might be less it might be like. what is the 1% what's the top 1% what do. you have to make it's like every doctor. but the 1% of the world is. $34,000 really top 1% of the world is. over $334,000 all right Ari you're in. okay it's 820 not nationally $33,000 in. 2020 so I was off by quite a b that's a. lot what is it that's a lot $823,000 in.

2020 wait what's the other number. national average of the top 1% ear. earners is 597 th000 people doing the. research I think oh Economic Policy. Institute was the first one this is a. study by smart asset point is the second. one so okay so somewhere between $600. and. $800,000 R wow okay the average that's. in America the average of the 1% which. means you can still be in the 1% at like. 400,000 or maybe like actually the top. has billions in it so probably 570 so.

average annual wage Gap yeah so a lot of. [ __ ] money yeah there you go oh wait. a minute look how it say it was phrased. originally annual gross income of. 590,000 yeah that's what it is the. average annual income of more than half. a million dollars okay all right we're. doing okay then well for the rest of the. world we're doing [ __ ] amazing yeah I. we get paid 200 grand for this podcast. it's just it's not perfect halfway there. it's not perfect there flaws oh yeah I.

remember an old video of Rogan on some. like before before tough crowd it was. like four people talking maybe it's Bill. Maher or something I don't know there's. some guy saying he wants to up the. national for anyone over a million. dollars 70% remember this 7% Income Tax. It Go and Joe goes on air goes if you. take 75 70% of my money going to kick. your [ __ ] ass yeah whoa I was like. you're out of your [ __ ] mind you're. going to take 70% of it it's like that.

some places they take a lot of your. money New York takes a tough big chunk. well there's a lot of people that. believe that that's how to solve the the. country's woes is to redistribute the. wealth take the wealth away from all the. wealthy people pay 80 90% in taxes give. it all the money to the poor people. they're just looking at it as a numbers. thing they're not looking at as like why. do people make money in the first place. they have incentive they work hard if. you don't have you're not going to have. equal money if you don't have equal. effort and it doesn't mean that. everybody has equal opportunity because. some people they can make a lot more.

money with a lot less effort but the. people that can become like a Warren. Buffett or one of those they do that. because there's an incentive there's an. incentive the that's the only reason why. they chase that game and if you're going. to put a limit on that game and you're. going to say hey once you get to a. certain level that game you got to give. us all the money like that you've killed. all it's not that's a problem it's let's. get everybody else up a little bit oh. yeah should be tackling there's ways to. do it and that's the Bernie Sanders idea. of like taxing a small amount of. speculative uh Market Wagers so like.

when people are betting on they're going. back and forth he's talking about taking. a fraction of a penny from each. transaction would result in trillions of. dollars a year wow interesting I know a. lot of people don't like that Alexandria. Cortez kazio lady but like she said. something at the beginning of Co she. goes we got get fi back in their job she. goes no we don't have to get people back. in their 60 hour week jobs barely making. their ends meet we have to like change. the system a little bit so we live our. lives right but how do you do that I. don't know the way you do that is by. more bureaucracy more more people that.

get paid to redistribute the wealth and. if they get a a grip on your money and. they can say Hey you know you have been. too successful so we're going to take. that and give it to people that aren't. successful but that doesn't work but. that's the thing that it all goes to. always 40 hour work week you got to go. to the source Antiquated you don't got. to move box for 40 hours you get your. [ __ ] done 25 hours enjoy your life I. know but they do it with homeless too. they go hey we got to give money to the. homeless you're like the guy's still. addicted to. fentanyl suddenly change you're not. going to fix why he's mentally ill right.

yeah got to go to the stour that's one. of the biggest things with every. politician is like I don't know the. answer to this bring it up it's every. city in America you it can be done inour. it's ever seen yeah but Port SF get the. experts on it La it's crazy MH Austin's. not that bad they cleaned up a lot of it. man they used to have a lot of tents. underneath the bridges it's all gone now. except the occasional tent they. eventually clean up where where did they. go they bought home they bought a hotels. move people pal g a shovel got to be.

cheap I mean real estate money is going. down real quick time to invest in we you. get a house there yeah who knows what. the actual extent of the environmental. disaster is like how long before they. actually tell them the truth yikes but I. remember being like thinking BP was like. the end of society don't do it you sick. son of we got a show tonight the eagle. not the eagle find. there put On's table hey do you remember. when that dude uh who number six here.

who was it the guy from the FBI that's. saying let the Eagles soar you remember. that guy what was he saying let the. Eagles was he the guy that was uh during. the Obama Administration is that what. his name Obama who was it was he during. the Bush Administration John ashc John. Ashcraft big ass you ever you ever see. that guy sing No John Ashcraft was like. the boogeyman he was like this very. creepy right-wing. guy look at this look him sing this yeah.

I remember this oh. wow this is weird. lessons shoot. him I've never heard. fun the dude from the Chael runs up and. stabs him if you ever got attacked by an. eagle who was John Ash again what did.

what was John ashcs position but I. remember everybody attorney general yeah. everybody was freaked out about him they. were all scared of him he was like this. hardore rightwing guy want to lock up. all those dope smokers one of those guys. oh boy he's a wild Christian guy singing. Let the. Eagles those guys were fun cuz they were. the bad guy they had be like rap is. control these are the Nerds now it's. hard to tell everybody's the nerd now. now the left is the nerd those guys like. wraps out of control and they're like.

we're going to [ __ ] invade Iraq. exactly exactly rap not Iraq what does. it say Patriot Games attorney general. when the Patriot Act started Ah that's. it there it is rap's bad we're going to. [ __ ] spy on everybody we're going to. invade Iraq they're going to blow up. families yeah the rap thing came from uh. Tipper Gore Al Gore's wife yeah yeah. that's was wild it was the Democrats. then Liz Cheney kept it rolling did she. yeah she was into that yeah yeah they. heard NWA they're like whoo yeah stuff.

it did come out of nowhere I remember. listening to it on a [ __ ] treadmill I. was like on a StairMaster in Riv. Massachusetts at the gym and uh I was. listening to it with a Walkman cassette. walk I was like holy [ __ ] yeah these. guys are pretty serious these guys are. like you never heard no's never music. like that before oh wow no they made. business when I was young I got &m and. DM. that was what I got ice cube fifth grade. listen to DMX album yeah that was heavy. stuff Rough Riders roll I got blood on.

my dick cuz I [ __ ] a corpse on school. bus just like I was a giant Ghetto Boys. fan GH R I'd listen to Ghetto Boys when. I delivered newspapers you know what's. nice my uncle that uh was in Vietnam not. the one I was talking about the other. Uncle he he's still he was a prison. Warden after Vietnam and then he like. hung out with just black dudes cuz he. was prison warden so everybody around. him so now he talks like that he'll be. like what's up holes oh that's F he. loves the Ghetto Boys he'll be out in. his garage like benching g ghet bo ghet.

boys [ __ ] I did their podcast and they. were super fun super nice but they're. old now so I'd make a gay joke and. they're like easy man easy you murdered. people what the. [ __ ] all right all do a b uh oh I mean. he's done whippets weed booze I'm not. doing a whip it cuz you're gay I'm not a. [ __ ] eighth grader bro yeah it. doesn't seem like valuable it was bad. news it lasted a short amount of time. and it's 30 seconds in and out [ __ ] up.

for a long time to ruin my week what is. salvia wasn't that a quick high was a. quick one no what am I thinking was 10. minutes where you you trip for like five. minutes Salvia was pretty good that way. oh baby JoJo rabbit's dipping into the. bag don't give me that little sorry oh. yeah the bag of candy that perfectly. legal bag of regular stuff yeah I'm. reaching for the one that calls me some. spice maybe what was that where it like. [ __ ] you up tripped was it Sal we. talked about that the other day on the. podcast you were gone for like three.

months living another life gone but like. 10 minutes tops and then back gone he. was gone for 10 minutes but during that. 10 minutes he had three months of. another life he lived another life he. had relationships and friendships it was. wild that sounds awesome yeah way. different than whippits whippits is that. was legal everywhere they missed that. one they missed Salvia yeah and you go. 40 20 times 40 times or 60 times like. used get the most potent version of DMT. on the internet used to be able to get. five methoxy DMT on the internet used to.

be able to buy it it was not for human. consumption you would buy it was pure. from a chemical company and they would. ship it to your house enough to get the. whole city high as [ __ ] wow what is DMT. what happens well it's it's a. psychedelic it's a psychedelic. compound I can talk about it's a. dimethyl tryptamine it's actually. produced by your brain and it's a. psychedelic chemical that they think has. something to do with near-death. experiences it has something to do with. dreams but it's an endogenous chemical.

so it's real quick your your body brings. you back to Baseline like do that next. time yeah yeah what the hell it's crazy. because your brain makes it but it's. super illegal like Terence M had a great. quote you said everybody's holding whoa. holding back it's a no they're. holding holding was like how these talk. about drug are you holding like what do. you got you holding holding coffee. everyone's holding DMT it's so weird. hippies I come in contact with cuz some. of them like I got mushrooms I grown. it's like okay and they're like I it. just seems like bathtub [ __ ] it's like I. make my own DMT it's like I trust that.

way less than Boomers totally yeah I. don't know how you're making it who it. once and it was it just made everything. look like video games oh you didn't do. it right I didn't do it hard enough I. didn't do it hard enough time I was. trying I was trying I kept trying I did. it once and I was like close let. the I saw I saw a giant caterpillar come. down this tree and look at me for like. two minutes and then just goes. and then head back up the tree and I was. like what the [ __ ] looked over at this. girl that I was doing it with she goes I. died and came back I'm like damn it I.

you get [ __ ] bug told me she lighter. yeah maybe she's lighter mushrooms got. me there to dead and come back wow I ate. a bunch I was high on Molly and I ate a. bunch of them W Molly and mushrooms. together it's not smart I didn't yeah it. was all I Wasing the best Cho you. talking about that is the purest. combination we should do Mol and then a. little mushrooms would be pretty great I. was taking I was like isn't this funny. taking [ __ ] handfuls the only problem. with mushrooms you get a bad trip and.

Molly's like that won't happen today. those mushrooms outweigh those mus or. the mushrooms destroy the Molly so quick. what about I I was everything was good. and then all a su great we Liv like IA. are we going to freeze what's that we. going to go out there and freeze. remember we wanted to refresh I think. that was more of a last night thing that. was drunk drunk talk I woke up today. like I think that's going to hurt and I. don't want to do it. fun will you just open up your throat oh. yeah I want to. do [ __ ].

yeah. [ __ ] look at that we're back. dude America's back I'm worried about. you this is a lot of drugs. he's fine all right he just knows how. you one we're doing he for some reason. can do this yeah it's true he can got. that reading oh cuz I'm I'm not 12. doesn't even look that old well wait. till the hat and the glasses go. off oh there we go.

justd everyone knows which te the. special dud as it Ren's wedding and and. you see the people coming in but I'm on. the last table and he goes and this was. 15 years ago giant shiny this giant. shiny sorry [ __ ] box of my head. ruining every photograph sorry what did. you say did he actually get married yeah. it's pretty funny I heard he got married. but I don't know if it's true. W I like Steve yeah Steve is the best. now I the best my friend goes like twice. a year he said like cleans you out just.

set you back we could all Baseline I. know a great place the middle of the. Jungle can we do it here you always to. go Tock jungle everybody wants to go. some the living. yeah subses want to live in a nice place. that's quiet you don't like suburbs [ __ ]. that no not to do [ __ ] hard drugs I. love to live New York I love to see. people I love all the excitement [ __ ] I. live in New York and I hate it I have to. bro it's hard it's hard living in New.

York it's expensive sucks boys it does. suck come dirty Texas it's dirty it's. very dirty come to Texas I was never. going to come to Texas and then I got. those taxes and I was like godamn I. might [ __ ] Texas came here for 6. months in one. day [ __ ] yeah now we're going Jamie next. again you know you're. next. yes come on Mark suck you put one in.

there too that was just one Mark's just. being [ __ ] s it hurts it hurts the. throw. hurts Mark you got to [ __ ] do it we. got a we got a couple hours ahead of. yeah we're fine we've got plenty of time. boys let drink the club tonight that is. going to be [ __ ] great we go do V and. then we we bring we leave immediately. after drink and talk there we have all. of our inspections pass and we have. furniture let's go there we're days away. yeah we're going to go after the show.

yeah yeah all right yeah we're going to. go to the V show and then we'll go get. [ __ ] up in that bar I can't wait to. show you guys what it looks like now. it's incredible hell. yeah it seems fake do you think there's. booze there is there a bar ready we'll. get bar we'll get booze if we don't have. booze there we'll get booze don't worry. we'll. goica America [ __ ] yeah we're we. policing. again yeah we're back at it all you. think you're going to stay in New York. no matter what that's your no I'll stay. for two more years and I'll leave where.

you going to go probably like you come. to Austin Poli I think London London. London not brown enough why are you. going to [ __ ] other New York that's. what I did before I light in New York. funny voice New York you got to be like. a you know might as well move to Boston. Dublin would be sick Dublin would be. sick Dublin's small be you want to live. in London yeah do spots like doing spots. they got good shows in London good shows. a lot of good shows I'm going to.

Australia after you be great Sydney. would be a cool place to live to doing. the Sydney Opera House come to it yeah. he's doing Sydney Opera house I saw. Shane at Town Hall was [ __ ] great so. cool all those people you watch Comedy. all those people well I was there no. yeah I just came back from some from. like Mexico you got to see me yeah it. was right when you got back you got to. see me surrounded by all it so funny to. see the Jews just [ __ ] GL Bing on to. him the. industry they talk differently like Shan. excited to be working with you just I'm.

just talking to that guy he was like. yeah I'm the head of Netflix I was like. oh [ __ ] I should have been more. respectful I got to get to your. special Network people were hovering. it's cuz the New York Comedy Festival is. all there they're just hovering hovering. that's exactly right they're trying to. figure out way to get a piece that chain. pie suck Little Slice me little s. just cut me a slice help life well. they're so mean to us at the beginning. when they hover you're like yeah and M. Casher at Montreal saw just new faces.

and like two old people were on both. sides of them talking to them it just. looked like they were sucking the youth. right at of that's what they do give it. a second [ __ ] yeah it's cold give a. second that's a cold punch that's a cold. punch iron throat that's a punch hell. yeah that's a cold snack uberman that's. a punch all right goggin a. wow good looking e [ __ ] [ __ ] we got to. name this little guy yeah what's his.

name [ __ ] that's Freedom that's Freedom. our pet eagle there you go you like free. dude is South Park the best South. amazing because they're best get away. with so much I couldn't place them who. was it it was uh Stone yeah and we I was. like who is that guy don't from. basketball who is that guy and you were. like you just give me this like oh. that's the one guy ever who is it though. we were at Louis show at the Garden he. was there yeah it was uh and and I was. sitting there I was like dude that's him.

and when you told me I was like oh yes. Shane will go up and say hi I can't do. it I'll go up and say but I'm pretty. good at it I good at it y I'm a big fan. and then I walk away that's the key I. get too nervous around those people but. I'm like I'm like you should say hi yeah. I was like I'm going to go do it I just. walked up to him I said big fan that's. it like okay and then walked away then I. stared at him from 8 ft away. hours I was. going I love you so much dude you meant. the whole world to me but they have a.

freedom that no one else has on nobody. got it no one has that freedom on Comedy. Central not even close when we used to. fight for people like words on is that. happening we like they're allow like you. got to show precedent like Cartman did. it like doesn't count everything else. would count except not South Park isn't. that wild yeah [ __ ] on the air they're. just grandfathered in not just. grandfathered in they're just the best. Above the Law family says some crazy. [ __ ] too Family Guy does Family Guy. definitely does South Park South Park's. like if you even come at them they'll.

[ __ ] eviscerate you another the guy. who put them on the map they eviscerated. too they took George Clooney who sent. put them over and we're like we're sorry. dude we got to come after you the smug. you're being you're being a douche we. got to come after you thank you for. giving us everything we have but we have. to come after you Kanye Carlos Mania. episode he's like I'm not funny man I. got no dick I got no dick man oh my God. yeah he's like you don't get it he's. like for real you don't get it please. get. it please get it please what do you mean.

you don't get it man it's crazy they're. on cable too this isn't like an internet. show they're on TV but they were on. cable and cable was the internet like oh. it's wild there it's wild there it's 25. years grandfather didn't like a. Tarantino movie was it HBO at first it. was a Christmas card at first it was a. video I got video cassette was a. Christmas in there's a girl that I was I. was dating a girl who was a agent at. William Morris and they were passing. around the office and everybody got. copies of it and I was like this is. insane it was so fun it was what would.

Brian boyano. Doan do he were here right now Heely. kick an ass or to that's what Brian boy. is even more primitive like if you watch. the animation back then it was even more. you know how much I loved South Park. when we were playing when we were. playing basketball when we were playing. basketball as kids you know how you. write stuff in marker on your shoes in. basketball. I wrote Brian. boyano Alan. I sharpy thank God for them I know on.

the trans. stuff they're the front line they're the. tip of the spear what's going on here. give me some volume Christmas is for. celebrating my birth Christmas is for. giving I'm here to put an end to your. blasphemy this time we finish it there. can be only one W Wendy Yeah Wendy Tess. St right. here they're just cutting out pieces of.

paper. go Jesus. vers he's a Street Fighter character all. of a sudden. [Music]. oh my God fart noise it killed Kenny. that's the first one the first oh really.

yeah the first they killed. Kenny wow it's also great that people. like it like this would suck if people. were like we hate that show it's shitty. but people love it they can't say that. it it entertains so many people they. just can't say it so it's like they keep. coming after them it's like they stopped. because no one bowed down they just. stopped and went away do you remember. when they drew mam a episode this week. no I mean the anger at them. stop you like this remember they drew. Muhammad but they drew Muhammad in a. bear suit inside of a.

van oh yeah they're the NWA of Comedy. they go hard they go pretty [ __ ] hard. they also every time I watch the episode. I go [ __ ] I was wrong I'm gay they're. right yeah if I ever opinion they they. hit both sides so if like you're like. yeah you're attacking that other side. and they turn it like to your side. you're like ah damn. it I'm lame then you see you you saw the. documentary yeah you know and they're. just sitting in a room like H the. clock's ticking we got to figure out an. angle here it was the [ __ ] uh it was.

the uh Human Centipede one he was like. Kye yeah a cuddlefish exactly and then. you're like maybe I should pull back on. my comedy I go too dark and then you see. that you're like no [ __ ] it it's fun. yeah yeah the the thing about it is that. it's cartoons and they're not even. remotely realistic cartoons so you can. get away with so much and they never age. no one gets too old no they aged one. year once it they fourth grade Miss. chokes on dick it's like it's like we.

can get a whole new set of teachers Now. by aging one year wow they're they're. also right that's the hard part yeah. remember when the teacher had a horor. off with with. uh sh her up his ass he was. just MH no that's hor that's for surey. okay let me show you now I learned about. rim job from South Park yeah. what a show the the PC principal all of. it they've been on for what now 25 years. 26 years scho 1997 I thinkes freshman.

year college from I was thinking about. it I was thinking about it last uh this. week when I was watching the new episode. I was like when this ends I'm going to. be [ __ ] sad this has been my whole. life I wonder if they're ever going to. end they will eventually seems like they. enjoy it I mean there's doing it's so. funny they have to be having a time they. two where they could be like we're. taking three years off and anybody like. whatever you got to do Cur like whenever. you want to come back you're welcome to. mhm it's funny because like if you give. people the freedom to do whatever the. [ __ ] you want you get a South Park but.

they're never going to do that again it. was Colin Quinn's at keynote address at. Montreal he was like industry if you got. it right half the time I could. understand you talking but you're right. never don't you just want to shut up and. let us fail on our terms that's why the. internet's great yeah we can just go to. that well they never when you guys. think's going to swing back. well the pendulum is good for us though. the pendulum not swinging back is good. for the internet like you could imagine.

if this show was on Comedy Central. imagine the notes we would get but this. yeah's doing whipits we're doing bong. hits we might may may not have done. mushrooms Ian nobody did mushrooms. nobody did mushrooms though that's the. thing mushrooms are bad com Central was. right in this case because we did not do. musroom we definitely did not CU those. are not legal they have a lot of notes. though we need more gays than just Jamie. it was so weird fighting with Jamie oh. this one's yours. Jamie. that this big dog come on yeah he's.

playing it for himself hitting the music. for. himself jro get fired. up come on J J look how fast he sucks. man he's got a. big that's Columbus Ohio in the [ __ ]. house [ __ ] up. hell. yeah underrated as a. bro Theo I see Jamie walk in the room I.

go yeah. Jamie quiet he's jacked and he's quiet. he's the [ __ ] Michael Jordan of. podcast producers even close he's the. goat. [ __ ] great he moved away huge dick. last night last night we were trying I. was trying to talk him into going to a. strip club he was like got to work yeah. he wouldn't do it he wanted to go I. could tell he wanted to hang out with me. and drink he can't go down that road he. didn't want to do it you hired the right. guy you got a good guy met at a comedy.

club I was trying all my. tactics America Shane has good tactics. I'm pretty good at peer pressuring the. main word is just you. won't got to do that for an hour and. then eventually be like like I got to. get out of here last night before this. goes south it went I have my. commitment my one hour in front of the. computer commitment I've tried that with. girls go south go south actually that. was the first time that was actually it. went North it went North it was pretty. it went Northwest Nick the [ __ ] Nick's a.

good dude oh Nick's a good egg Nick is. he looks like if Bard Simpson grew. up he's a good dude he's a solid dude. like uh when the club opens up I'm 100%. committed to still doing Vulcan really. yeah I want to do that too that's. competition n not really there's no. competition I more sets and less I don't. believe it I believe it that's like. competition like doing someone else's. podcast is like competition I don't. believe it no. okay be here we we flipped the script.

the internet flipped the script did you. do one yet yeah yeah you're 100% bro. he's he's already five years in yeah. okay I was waiting for it to cool off I. know are are you three beers in here. cool off a little no four plus this one. Jesus CH I want six come on Whiskey. where's this Bodega. cat got wait till it kicks h you got to. wait for the right. time [ __ ] yeah still holds up get a baby. look at that neck [ __ ] yeah all right.

I'm get a new song Freedom is the way no. don't get a new. song no no that's our song man hey can. can you prepare me a nice cold okay you. want freedom bir an nice a nice cold. bomb I'm going to piss try not to say. anything. to hey Marky yeah you've lost it old man. [ __ ] yeah. yes was right about him dude how how. much is man rule dude oh man he's a.

funny guy I actually opened for him once. he was very nice come on I swear to God. really the Harrisburg Second Street. comedy club in Harrisburg woo they have. two clubs there they did it failed. pretty quick yeah yeah and I was the. only host I did the sound I did the. lights and the hosting you did the turn. your cell phones. no there there was no announcements I. was doing the I was drunk doing the. hosting I was doing the announcements. from uh the piano the piano player. wasn't there at the com store I was like.

guys turn your phones off um make sure. to be there uh be quiet um hey we had an. earthquake last week aren't earthquakes. weird was like no. no I had to open for a comic I don't. want to name him but he he played uh he. was like I want my intro song to be Sex. on Fire by Kings on like that song of. course God you're a [ __ ] loser. country it is actually a great song but.

that's gay to say you like. it that's why you got to take it to your. grave and that can't be your bring up. music yeah as an intro song in comedy. I've been doing I've been doing a black. skin head intro songs uh see that's. corner you can't pick a too cool of a. song it's so cool it's just the beat up. front yeah I don't want to [ __ ] that. I come out to Tops Drop by Fat Pat there. you go you know who else comes out to. that who uh what's who's. uh black dude heavyweight my balls is.

hot level Crawford no no. the H it's a Houston yeah it's a Houston. classic derk's the man that's he comes. out to the best the best come out music. was Homer Simpson why can't Why Can't We. Be Friends listen how good this is as an. intro song wait till it kicks. in you should you should do that bong. when it hits in.

that is catchy that's fun right not too. serious fat P oh. [ __ ] this is Mr. Pat That's a classic That's a classic. that's a great one you know my favorite. my favorite was I didn't know the UFC. that well but when Wonder Boy fought. Tyron Woodley. and he I like I rarely watched UFC yeah. and then Wonderboy came out to [ __ ]. Tenacious D.

Wonderboy and he was fighting Woodley. who at the time was just a yoked [ __ ]. black dude and then you see this like. karate guy coming out to Tenacious D and. I was like come on brother please give. us one he's a good fighter though who. Wonderboy oh Wonderboy the man [ __ ]. unreal Wonderboy is the man but I think. he did lose that one uh I think it was a. draw. oh I think it was a draw all right but. there was one point there was one point. where Woodley one draw one decision. deepest Guillotine you've ever seen then.

he popped his head out and it was like. it was a great fight there was two great. fights that was uh McGregor vers Alvarez. was it I think it was that. night I think the best fight is gayi. vers Michael Johnson it's a [ __ ]. blood a great fight that's a great fight. that was gai's first fight in the UFC. what no way yeah it was yeah gatei had. come over from the pfl he was the pfl. champion and he came over to uh the the. UFC and it was like one of the most.

exciting prospects I remember thinking. like this guy's why he he goes down like. twice but com he's the most violent guy. in the most violent sport he's my. favorite fighter to watch G Diaz dude. well Diaz is fun personality fun loving. guy he also he's a character he also the. last several fights he's been in I was. at his fight I was fight with. fing like sitting there. what Jiu-Jitsu guy Jesus Christ Epstein. Epstein oh yeah the Jitsu guy Epstein oh.

oh yeah I thought you. say and he get and he was like what. we're just you were with the fingers and. like what part of it him versus uh Rocky. who's uh Marciano no Leon Edwards him. versus Leon Edwards yeah so he catches. dude in a triangle he know. [ __ ] yeah that's he's got two minutes. left there's zero chance it's not fullon. lock he does have to grab his head it's. over that was my favorite Joe that was.

like my favorite call you did was him. walking you like he's walking towards. him like a [ __ ] horror movie he knows. his lock banged up just like still. walking oh that was 08 yeah holy moly he. was the younger brother then yeah he. wasn't his own man that's good point. yeah you're right but still Wicked. Jiu-Jitsu jiujitsu Purple belt yeah does. he still say that. what it was he saying he was a purple. belt for a long time was he be like shut. up dude just a purple belt that's fine. he landed on Leon the slap and oh my God.

when he hit him with that straight left. hand. like got you [ __ ] see that's why it's. the funnest sport cuz they have. personalities like the the Dolphins are. just the Dolphins n You' be suris you'd. be surprised well you showed me some. Jayla they didn't let him [ __ ] go. nuts on air anymore yeah they contain. those guys they try to. sponsor they've contained him for a. while but now there's Twitter true so. like you know he's a flat earther now. after that game yeah that helps well.

eventually they all become flattered. they get dinged in the. head not real what does come out to what. does Nate D come out California Love and. then switch to something California Love. Too Short 99 [ __ ] 9,9 [ __ ] 99 Red. Balloons West Coast 00 L 12 yeah um yeah. Waka music's important I love when a. Brazilian comes out just like whistles. and drums and [ __ ] I was in Brazil. with Rogan our first Brazil fight and uh. they all CH walked up to a mash up of.

four songs W. WX Wayne. Drake wow he had four songs and Tupac. interesting. wow Tupac interesting J so he just. [ __ ] mixed it all up the way am was. at the Garden I was was at that one who. which that was pretty sick that was the. [ __ ] bad [ __ ] belt which I. wish they hadn't done fight that was a.

lame the bad [ __ ] belt sucked. sucked it like they were too aware of it. it's kind of fun. though that's his matchup M comes out. there's not there's not much like a. world championship walk out at the UFC. sometimes I take my headset off like. when I'm sitting there doing commentary. when someone's walking out I'll just. take my headset off just to take like. fany just to take it. yeah I'm a fan man I'm a professional. fan he comes out to Scarface which is. [ __ ] sick one of the cool things. about being a UFC commentator is I'm I'm.

I'm just like really. professional uh he came out to DMX right. didn't Anderson come out to. DMX I like the ghee because they look. like nerds and then they kick ass old. days. fight good. one what's this Anderson's walking. up Ain't No Sunshine Bill Withers yeah. Bill Withers was the [ __ ] man died.

and everyone was like he made me so sad. I love that guy's music he's great that. song Use Me yes oh my God that's such a. good. song they put that was in uh you know. what was nice that I'm [ __ ] up what. what they put it in uh Any Given Sunday. there you ever see that movie yeah. awesome Pino uh what's his name how Pino. the old quarterback caperon he's like. the veteran Allstar he was hurt then he. comes back in in the playoffs and they.

play use me it's such a perfect song. like a guy who's like his body's. destroyed it's like you keep on us. me my wife. says excuse. me how nice oh what a great song this is. boy you pulled out a quick game. me me up perfect for a gezer quarterback. that's getting [ __ ] hurt good catch. on the. song Let me just hear just the song.

those. uh let go the ball and plays it are. [Applause]. stupid you think football players watch. this go like the way we watch standup in. movies probably like that's not the way. it is I mean that's just everything mov. [ __ ] up. everything movies [ __ ] up everything.

there's no way they get it right they. like every boxing movie every every time. place pool in a movie he hated Whiplash. that movie Whiplash was so [ __ ] sick. it was such a good movie but she was. like he's a jazz musician it goes. there's no Jazz competitions and he just. couldn't get over that oh yeah I get it. the same way we couldn't get over uh. [ __ ] lockers and punch line kumes in. kickboxer the Kum with John Claude vanam. yeah that's right oh yeah and you're. like no we don't do that is that blood.

sport [ __ ] yeah Blood Sport you're. right you're right right that's how I am. with football movies it just ruins I get. it there's like a giant hit on every. play like that would be the biggest hit. of the entire season season remember the. movie. Warrior the movie Warrior the fight with. one hand type behind your back actually. no no no no that's red belt oh warriors. with uh Warrior yeah yeah Tom Hardy yeah. the movie Warrior they fight two days in. a row I go this is [ __ ] I was in the. movie theater I was like you can't this. is you're killing me these guys would be.

swollen up their faces would look like. watermelons like they'd be so busted up. you're they're fine the next day there's. not a [ __ ] chance you're fighting two. days in a row yeah but look at those hot. guys he's good too many guys are getting. flatlined and you're [ __ ] getting. elbowed in the face that guy on the. right that's his brother they fight the. brother he's a hot guy they both hot. couple of hunks. wasn't the worst movie but the. suspension of disbelief that's required. I don't know how to open up my throat. but this guy just sips it for a while.

you don't know how to open up your. throat cuz you poisoned it with whippets. finish it it's done Norman I'm enjoying. the show you're so. sad like my dad the bathroom again sound. some of these. bottles yeah I think they do that with. the military too they have all these um. fake things side by sides of like real. that's my favorite partus there's like a. movie there's a movie where it's like. everybody's [ __ ] Hispanic and black. and lady and then like here's the squad.

it was based off of its five chubby. dudes with beards that TR killer G stand. just right exactly they have the woman. General oh man they [ __ ] that up woman. General God they [ __ ] that up they. love doing that they love doing that. movies yeah the woman. like a [ __ ] Diner shitty diner for. hot dogs and we walked by a lifetime. original like billboard and it was two. female cops with a with like with the.

guns out with like a male cop Sergeant. behind them and Rogan goes lifetime is. sci-fi for. [Music]. women sence total fiction that's a. bit that's what it's what if we were the. ones who were like. [ __ ] we're Charlie Angels they always. are like men of the work we toxic but. then they just do it in the movie do. we're going do. karate that was a karate and like and.

we'll pay our own bills and the big guy. tried to beat me up and I was like no. way there's nothing funny than karate. with pumps. on it's hard enough to do karate. Barefoot you're wearing pumps and then. the movie bombs but then 50 Shades of. Gray is like besteller isn't that crazy. the 50 Shades of Gray thing is so nuts. they love it my buddy said that he was. like on dating apps or dating girls at. the time he's like dude girls want me to. spit in their mouth now like out of. nowhere who said that I like what I'll.

tell you. later he you know he was realizing like. what was happening because of 50 Shades. of Gray that women were like into like. getting choked and spit on and stuff oh. yeah and and he was like out of nowhere. he goes like it's like the movie changed. changed thees definitely that's how the. the billionaire who's like a bad boy but. you get to you domate him yeah it's. never a poor guy mcus got to be a. millionaire mccusker had a funny joke. about that he was like he was a [ __ ]. plumber everybody be like God damn that.

guy's a rapist that's what I'm saying. some guy in a trailer that was like I'm. going to beat the hell out of you yeah. it's never a janitor but the the guy. with the [ __ ] private jet I'm good. good. choice good choice J you're coming up. soon JL you're up he can take him down. like disappointed you guys don't want to. do Co punch and the it was part of the. plan last night I know but I put my hand. in that last time and it sucks that's. the whole point it hurts sucks I've.

never done one I've never done a cold. punch in my life Ain fun let me black. out [ __ ]. go let my body go numb yeah there you go. it'll wake you up too if you're in a. blackout and you cold punch you'll be up. and at. [Music]. them that's West Point baby hey not to. bring this down but I was reading this. article. [Music]. I was reading this article today about a. slaughter house that got fined for.

having too many children working there. now we're talking children slaugh and so. then I I I read. this researching this slaughterhouse has. like one of the worst safety records in. the entire country this this. slaughterhouse they've had decapitations. there like a bunch of people have died. but like better child capitated more. than 100 children have been discovered. to be illegally employed by a. slaughterhouse cleaning firm across the. country Federal authorities and the. Department of Labor announced that a.

federal investigation found Wisconsin. based Packers Sanitation Services. employed at least 102 children now who. are these hero kids that are like I'll. do this at 13 clean kids are animals. ranging from 1 years old get a job to. work overnight shifts at 13 facilities. you imagine being 13 and you're cleaning. saws these are good kids bone saws and. brisket saws and head Splitters it's how. we're going to beat Russia right send.

over these [ __ ] 13year olds look at. this a 14-year-old child worked uh at a. Nebraska facility from 11:00 p.m. to. 5:00 a.m. 5 to 6 days a week good kids. from December 2021 to April 2022 clean. machines used to cut meat wow at one. point the child fell asleep in class and. also misclass after suffering injuries. as a result of chemical burns several. other children were also reported have. suffered from chemical burns holy [ __ ]. man good for them yeah tough kid 1.5.

million in civil penalties funny if. there's different guests on here right. now they they give us a lot more weight. look at this though look at this go go. go back up Scroll look at this the. Department of Labor assessed them. $15,000 for each minor AED employee. that's it $115,000 a year so according. the news released PSI had paid 1.5. million civil money penalties I think. that the Palestine thing I think they. sent like 25 Grand or like here you go.

wait do you know what 1.5 million is it. means 20 cases of it they've only been. fined 20 times how do you like that good. math yeah once you put the dollar sign I. can do the math there. you you're Jameson you're that guy man. you're that guy who wants everybody to. be as [ __ ] up as you looking at people. come on come on come on come on get in. there I'm sober as a bird come here this. actually go Birds this is the most sober. I've been one of. these there you go J Mo I mean this. guy's a.

beast this might be a sloppy like you're. going to be talking camera's going to be. on me be a it's a mess Jamie's over. there spinning dizzy hell yeah we doing. the gravity bom my butt and so doing the. gravity B the very end we're going to be. done stupid it's like Gomez it's like. it's done just go PE can't the show. don't bring gra barely stand up see him. standing up with his little pigeon toad. all [ __ ] his giant balls and dick. together between his legs God damn you.

see you've. SE a wild package giant hog talking. about how nice your dick is dude hug. giant H big I wouldn't say it's nice. that thing it looked like a Wizard's. wand it's all crooked got. Tree Park knots in it it's got knots God. damn there's a little gnome in there a. Wizard's wand that thing was [ __ ] up I. saw it like two hours ago yeah yeah. he'll show it to you any time you want. it's a real he used to pull out on stage.

I I would yeah if if I had a d dude I. got a little [ __ ] nub sticking out. same not showing anyone that thing. especially high pressure situations y. the worst I had a girl one time or an. old lady I [ __ ] and she was like I was. taking my belt off she goes you better. not have a small dick and I'm like Jesus. bro where do we go from here I mean I. got what I got old ladies are nice to. have sex with oh she was a squirter e e. yeah old lady who's in continent old.

lady squirter. terrible and prune juice coming at me. every asparagus she's ever eaten in her. life isn't that P I felt like I was on. duty she's like I have eight kids four. grandkids you got you got four Grands. [ __ ] she was Puerto Rican was like. 19 who was this lady dude some G I met. back in the the old.

days she had. grandchildren you missed it already she. said she had grandchildren and he has to. please her yeah that was wild she said. you better not have a small dick and. then she pissed all over him I was like. 25 I went to work I clocked in I had a. hard hat. on wow oh my God but I mean my sheets. were ruined and I was poor lived IKEA. bed how much did she squirt oh my God it. was wild we had to sleep in the corner. of the bed after cuz it was just so.

ruined nuts and it was cold in my room I. [ __ ] the squirter I pulled the jeans. around her ankles and she like no no I. got to walk home from here you got to. take them all the way off. WAOW I like a squirt it's like a it. shows you Didu like when they don't tell. you even better [ __ ] me like what the. [ __ ] when they lie and say this has. never happened before yeah nothing. better of that rooster tail coming at. you how much of it is piss zero 10%. zero zero no I think it's a lot I think. it's a I think it's I think it's most of.

it I think everything that's not piss is. just residue either way I'll take it Tri. goes you ever been pissed on by a man. she's like no to some girl in the Crowd. Goes you ever shower with a man then. you've been pissed on oh that's. funny I'm a big shower whiz guy shower. Wiz yeah I think everybody is yeah who. doesn't p in the shower wrong it's just. a for yeah it happens every single time. you think women do it 100% let run down. their legs like AUD they get the PE. standing up for the first time why.

wouldn't they they're showering water's. flowing you got to pee let it go it's. pretty hot just water it's pretty hot I. like to think about it yeah my uh my ex. loved a shower [ __ ] really which I. didn't love it's it's uncomfortable it's. not the right positions waterers a. little causes chafing it gets rid of. jues you need. love a good juice love a juice you're. going to need some juices down there the. juice is loose people practice [ __ ]. everywhere try it everywhere I [ __ ] in. the ocean once it.

was salt water gets in ladies [ __ ]. [ __ ] salt water beach good movie your. dick hole bad we thought we were slick. it was very obvious yeah done being a. lady just out there like you try to have. a conversation you try to like fake it. we're not [ __ ] here look at the Sun. it's so beautiful obviously so glad. we're here how about that Fouch you got. to fake it yeah it's not good you ever. seen Gavin's video a long time ago about. how to pee in public rale no and he was.

like it was like showing you how to pee. in public it was so funny and he's like. you got to pretend like you're like new. I sell at 45 and his Dick's out he's. like you don't sell at 50 you sell at 45. and he's just pissing there all these. different way yeah newspaper rolled up I. thought it was a newspaper yeah new. rolled up through through the newspaper. yeah great diversions that was a funny. video there's some many you guys piss in. the streets and. cities go you I got to find a place to. piss I think I pissed last night in the. city where'd you go just wherever so. many New York you got to find a PL where.

it's like no one's on the street no. one's behind me I got like once you. commit you're like look I'm peeing you. can't pinch it somebody finds you like. sorry I'm pissing in public yeah like. they're going to look down on me I'm. mean bourbon you know that in some. places if you get caught pissing in. public if you're like close to a school. they they say you're a sex offender and. they can write you up as someone who's. exposing them. heard I know a guy I know a guy who got. in trouble because he went outside of a. pool hall to take a piss and it was like. really close to a school I'll tell you. what got ared was a sex offender if I.

was a sex offender I'd be like I was. taking a piss I was just pissing well I. think he actually was just taking a piss. though you had your dick out you sure. just taking a piss EXA if I was a sex. offender I'd go I was taking a pissed. these [ __ ] I feel like if. that's something you do you do more than. playground I wasn't doing that when. you're 34 just decide to go show. everybody your. dick got in trouble [ __ ] in a car got. interesting. wording okay uh someone commits.

disorderly conduct when he or she. exposes his anus or genitals in a public. place and I exposed my anus Reckless. about whether another person may be. present who will be offended or alarmed. by his act I knew you would be alarmed. or offend notice how they say his act. they say genitals but they don't say. vagina or an [ __ ] of a girl yeah. their act his act yeah they know what. they're doing interesting also they know. no one's going to be offended by a nice. fat [ __ ] at the playground nice P fat. [ __ ] pissing all over the place pissing.

disgusting [ __ ] while I was a child. puss squirting on a seesaw oh that's hot. dude it was so great [ __ ] Weinstein. talking to everybody about [ __ ]. science [ __ ] and then Shane and me and E. and Tony are just setting each other. disgusting pictures over I was so. jealous I was like I want to be over. there. oh so funny when M sat down Flor he. doesn't know how to hang when he sat. down on the floor like a. mermaid I was like I was drinking I was.

like God damn the thing about Comics is. like once if something is funny we're. going to concentrate on that and like he. kept trying to like bring up this point. and like no no no I can't forget about. the fact the way you're sitting you can. see trying to focus on him but he's like. looking at us laughing he's like I want. to be there couldn't get. in front it the mermaid sculpture in. Denmark you think it's the same what I. know it's the same cop once I went to. piss and I came back and he was still.

doing it I was like you got to let it go. like these guys are not listening. anymore Adam went to take a piss. and yep there he that's exactly the that. is exactly the pose he was there that's. him but fatter and jeer he doing that. and I was sitting there it's fun getting. smart guys. drunk really smart guys they get drunk. right he's having fun have a good time. he having fun he went off he had a great. time sequence is not what it's cracked. up to be collider laughing hard Flor he.

was having fun those guys never let. loose on that level never I'm do stand. up tonight oh I forgot it's going to be. fun that's going to be fun Mark do one. more bong and then last night was. amazing last night was hold on let me. get this whiskey down first so exciting. last time was [ __ ] sick yeah it's. ridiculous you miss the ending probably. better you left it got you sto doing the. you stopped doing the [ __ ] q& a yeah. I liked those I do those sometimes like.

I still do them sometimes I love but. that was a long ass show the time I got. on show was on the stage I was five wild. you let an hour and a half go like full. show go before you get on I've done two. hours before I don't go on stage until. two hours into the show yikes yeah but. we're just trying to do something out. here trying to have some fun. that favorite part of your show though. cuz you do the whole show and there's a. bunch of people that are there to see. you that are like this Joe Rog then. you'd be like all right you have any. questions they'd be like yeah You' be. like shut up. dumbass dude you'd see a dude's life.

just get destroyed oh yeah Joe did this. on when we were touring before there was. any internet Clips or anything like that. he would set up two mics on the on the. aisles said come and ask me a question. never recorded and it was like good. question good question and then he would. do exactly that you suck [ __ ] someone. [ __ ] your wife. like. no well it's when guys get aggressive. yeah some guys they get aggressive like. what are you doing stupid they trying to. show their knowledge of your life you.

know like you say terries is the best. shut up shut up dummy that's not a real. question you got it oh look at him did. it fast that way [ __ ] still hold. although you're still holding it like. there's stuff left in there I know. that's how he holds it left that you. know I saw do that first time Seinfeld. when I went to see Seinfeld I was 19. years old I went to see Seinfeld in. Boston and uh he did this thing he did. his set this is like when Seinfeld. wasn't really Seinfeld yet he wasn't. like he was just a really known standup. comic was it ' 88 yeah somewhere around.

now actually earlier than that it was. because I hadn't done standup yet so it. had to be. 87 cuz uh yeah it was like I was. probably 19 or 20 and uh and I went and. he he did stand up and then after he did. stand up he he would ask questions and. then go in and like it seemed like bits. he had like bits on their it was like he. was just riffing right and I was like. this is amazing this guy's just riffing. all these things that people were like. bringing them up about subjects and he.

would I guess that's how he would help. it would help him write come up with new. subject that with je I was like what. have you guys always wanted to know. about Jewish people right we used to do. that ask a Jew at the store Jew. and and then eventually I like okay this. is definitely what non-jews don't know. about us this is the bits I got to we do. that now I got a question we can do it. now we'll do night do what's with the. wigs loopholes H it's all loopholes you. can't be attracted to another woman's. wife another man's wife and hair is.

something they're attracted to so the. Jewish intelligent Jewish women are like. what if it's someone else's hair what. about tits they cover those up ah. [ __ ] uh bummer what about great. floppy Jewish tits they're so good. floppy Juke Globes are the best Globes. big Jewish flops Globes you call them. Globes J Globes Jewish do have wonderful. tits they do underrated part about. Judaism J great tits on J yeah you know. what else I like the nose you like that.

I love the Honker like a big nose on a. lady a why do you like a big nose on a. lady I don't know something about it I. do too I like it character Robert Stam. was. hot young she was young pull up a young. bar pull a young bar [ __ ] scarecrow. you're about to see. scare are you're reverting to your she. had clear skin and a disgusting being is. this your bit are you bit Natalie she. was thought about she a.

he this oh she was hot go left one go. left one beautiful hot. dude shut up shut up makeup that's it. you don't think she was hot you're out. of your [ __ ] she's crosseyed she's in. bread I like that I dated a girl had a. wonky eye I was attracted to wonky eyes. for years same girl told me leave the uh. the [ __ ] white snake tape behind it's. hot they look like aliens got J back. there she's hot dude King of the W. guys you don't think she's hot no she's.

so what are you guys talking about oh. dude you're out you're out your mind. well she's like face there like that. that's a hot lady no she's hot crazy. what about Sarah Jessica Parker close. your eyes. are unal look at eyes you're out your. you keep doing this look at her eyes. these are your people why don't you love. your people you do this a lot you. pretend to she's never been. hot you saw her tomorrow at the at the.

grocery store she was hot she was hot. pull up uh Sarah Jessica Parker as a as. a youth God I love Sarah Jus par not too. young I'm talking like eight eight nine. Sarah Jus. Parker La story was that was like the. first girl I was like obsessed with same. big blond hair you me the same page on. this you got that right love that show. love sex city Sarah Jess Park is that LA. Story well that's not a great photo. doesn't matter I liked it fly the.

Navigator she was just young no but. she's jewy. young family goes right that's horse. face no she was big in the 80s she was a. sex look at that with the the when did. sheing it's great that's a cool girl. that movie I just up came out ' 87 if. she was in that damn she was in a movie. in ' 87 mhm wow when was la story go. with the red. pants I mean look that's a hot woman no. Zoom it in the face dude she's hot. although how old was she in all these.

seven Let's Chill why don't we find her. Sex in the City Sarah Jessica Parker sex. in the city was a wild show for ladies. right it the first show for ladies that. like ladies just go out [ __ ] [ __ ]. hammered yeah there's a there's an. episode where they [ __ ] a black guy and. she's like I don't know this is crazy. IDE he's going to steal my purse it was. a whole thing what yeah really it was. the9 wow that was the '90s right oh yeah. hot than katrol I lik the other one who.

was the uh. black one red was crazy Kim catral she. was [ __ ] smoking hot when she was. young even City she was still pretty. [ __ ] hot she was pretty hot then she. was older but pretty is that Robert. Downey J yeah they dated they were an. item look at that he was a fun loving. drug addict he love drugs I would have. loved to hang out with him then yeah up. till about midnight and then I'd be like. hey dude you got to take off one two in.

the morning you'd be with him he love. the Coca you'd be with him up until he. wanted to. go i' be yeah yeah I be like yep I I say. yeah what he got arrested at a radio. head concert I remember did he really. yeah I remember being a kid and seeing. that headline being like all right away. in chains that dude did real time yeah. he did he did real time for drugs yeah. HBO real. time well that was a good show he had. politically correct real time and now is.

it still real time yeah that's oh sorry. okay that's a show right I thought that. was the old one you were going coffee. yeah ah I didn't know we could do that. some warm liquor you want some don't. check your phone you son of an onion why. we're on a pod shut up what are you. doing come on just looking at my. telephone Uncle sending a more [ __ ]. stories. me tell me about the. hookers oh I can't imagine with the. jungle hor the hookers when you got to. leave so you got to go into like Saigon.

and like got to go nuts you got a good. Vietnam look if that hat was green yeah. you could be a. soldier Vietnam. Guyton. bear Jesus barstein be and. bears the Jew. bear there's a guy fights the UFC Paul. Craig is his name his nickname is the. Bear Jew is he Jew awes yeah really not. a jewi. anymore badass submission fighter.

okay yeah love it where he where he from. I knew Scot oh love. Scot Scotland holy hell he just lost. yeah got knocked out by Johnny Walker. face paint he was doing all that yeah. yeah he's lost he's won he's Wicked. submission artist though like one of the. best in the world off his back 63 205. just like me after this. weekend a little bit different. composition though probably a little. different yeah little different you.

whatever pointed the main you [ __ ] him. up in a court of law that's right that's. all that matters that's why you guys. built that bringing the Barrister we'll. see what what about Cal Gans going after. old Jonesy yeah that's a crazy fight. when is it I love Jones back that's uh. March uh weekend of March 3rd and 4th. baby last time Jones fought he hasn't. fought in three years whoa yeah that's. got to be the main story line is like is. he going to be fresh enough and he's a. heavyweight now he's got those El up to. heavyweight so is he going to be able to.

compete freak he a J Jones is also a. freak yeah obviously but who do you got. I'll never bet against Jon. Jones against feels like he's in his. prime G feels like he's in his prime. John's probably still in his prime as. well tasa fight was. I love tuas I do too he's a fun loving. guy and he was swinging in that fight he. was taking those body kicks the whole. time was like sad but he would still.

[ __ ] that gut would jiggle light. johnus 150 I'm. going faor well it's the first time that. he's ever fought a heavyweight no no. he's not what do you mean it's not true. what do you mean he's fought a. heavyweight before when Jon Jones yeah. he went up to heavyweight one time no no. he never G are you thinking light. heavyweight he light. trust me I'm a. professional he was there at all of them. yeah he's never fought heavyweight. Anderson so went up to light heavyweight. for one fight there you go couple fight.

I heard stip is coming back yeah yeah. they're trying to well I think probably. what the probably try to do is the. winner of Jon Jones and serial gr will. fight Steve Bay if that makes sense to. me why Steve Bay he doesn't need to do. it still I'm worried about that guy he. wants do he wants to beat Jones still. wants to do it beon he wants to beat Jon. Jones yeah why Jones is too technical. why would he want that stee is great but. well Stipe is also like one of the. greatest heavyweights of all time. accomplishments his record defended the. heavyweight title more than anybody all.

these Legends heavyweight is the hardest. title to defend he lives in Ohio might. be Cleveland in the [ __ ] house yeah. you know who was the man was [ __ ]. Cheeto Vera that guy. funny I know oh Cheeto the man we had a. good time that dinner was. so fun oh yeah for hours to like 3:00 in. the morning we went and got dinner after. the show and it was us and Cheeto just. eating [ __ ] steak Cheeto was saying. the funniest he's fun talking about why. he trains he's like if I see a beautiful. woman I just have to run I get so F wow.

he's like that's why I'm going to be the. best. ever like [ __ ] up like yeah definitely. he's so disciplined he was awesome. that's what I see a beautiful woman I'm. like I suck he's like I I see women I. want to [ __ ] him I say no no no I got a. train good for him damn he's fighting in. San Antonio at the end of March really. yeah yeah if you guys were in town we. should all go weren't they trying to put. that in the [ __ ] they were putting. Cheeto in wasn't it supposed to be in. the Apex or whatever it's called they're.

like why Cory San Haagen it's a great. fight San Haagen is a [ __ ] oh my God. it's a great fight it's a great fight. those guys are both assassins the top of. the game there you go and their um. when's he. fighting is it what's the date March. 25th you guys want to come back let's. [ __ ] go Club will be open. s yeah let's get a sprinter van 135. let's [ __ ] go San Hagen's the [ __ ]. man sit in the front row some us I need.

I need cheetah let's [ __ ] [ __ ] man. wait where's cheetah from scary Mexico. Venezuela. Columbia I saw that flag that's Ecuador. right oh I'm Roo for him he's the man. yeah you root for everybody outside of. America you piece of [ __ ] I lived there. for [ __ ] six months it's my CL lived. I haven't lived there for 46 years dude. deserve that bong give me that fa this. is for the US how dare you coward there. you go God bless I mean I'm definitely. cheering for. Cheeto not because of his nationality. [ __ ] you I hung out with him once it's a.

great fight technically it's great fight. did they the fighters talk about other. Fighters like we talk about Comics oh. yeah yeah for sure oh yeah you know what. else they do they're all very uh to me. the the brief understanding I've had is. they're very uh they're like no I like. him yeah like people you'd think would. hate each other they're like no he's a. fighter they I respect it and they watch. each other yeah they definitely watch. each other yeah they you know you can. tell the guys who are like real because. they'll recognize what a guy's good at. not good at and they'll talk about it.

honestly and then you can tell guys who. kind of like a little bit in denial kind. of haters you know they're like he ain't. [ __ ] he ain't [ __ ] can't say he's not. [ __ ] [ __ ] seven straet fights he's not. [ __ ] there's a lot of guys that'll. they'll they'll do that they'll form. that narrative in their head mhm I get. him he ain't [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] him up I'll. do this you know me is when there's a. guy that's like hot and then dudes in. the back when they're doing interviews. and [ __ ] are like I'll [ __ ] you up mm. and the guy who yeah the guy who's. famous is just like I know what you're.

doing right yeah you imagine if that's. how it wasn't comedy they used to do. this in in uh in the UFC where they. interview somebody like what do you. think about this fight and they take. tell the next person well this guy said. this as they're doing their interview. they did it with Anderson Silva I forget. who it was he was fighting and he said. he said he's going to take you down and. punch you in the face till you submit. and Anderson Silver is so confident he's. just like. that's a great tactic I mean you'd win. if you do that great Conor Conor was the. most vicious people would be like when. he was like I'm gonna fight you he's. like who the [ __ ] is that guy that was.

the funniest but he's like I chose you. and your wife was like break out the red. panties yeah we done it baby we're rich. Connor chose us like whoa that's mean. yeah he did he did something where he. flipped the [ __ ] game on its if. choose to fight [ __ ] is that. Jeremy stev right here right here the. hardest hdden 145 lb the real hardest. hit 145 right here this guy tko's people. when I knock people out they don't. [ __ ].

move who the [ __ ] is that. guy dude get get break out the red. panties he thought he he thought he was. going to be so cool St thought he had it. I don't know when I take that guy. leprechaun oh good one when I take that. guys I don't I'm looking around I don't. know what anyone else has for me around. here I might have to jump up and [ __ ]. drag Floyd maywe out bed see what the. [ __ ] he's at again he did he can talk.

listen man yeah he can Nate got him Nate. got so funny he thought he was like I'll. get over and he got him are you kidding. me I don't know the gazelle thing is. rough the thing about yeah but the thing. about Nate is like you you can't [ __ ]. talk with him he'll just [ __ ] talk back. you're not going to hurt his feelings. doesn't work when he was apologizing to. kabib he was like trying to oh it's just. business but no Nate versus Conor Conor. is doing it obviously Conor's the. [ __ ] man but it's like it's a show. it's a show he's doing it he knows what. he's doing he's promoting the fight he's.

doing all this Nate's just there like I. don't give a [ __ ] when you sign to fight. me it's a celebration you ring back home. you ring your wife baby we done it we're. rich baby color McGregor haters Rich. break out the red panties we're rich. baby so don't say you would not take. take that fight like everyone else here. would take the fight against me if it. was offer regardless of belts or any of. that [ __ ] I'm the money fight in the m m. [ __ ] at all weight div Vision so [ __ ]. everybody else up can I.

can he's right that accent I've made. such a big thing of myself that anyone. who fights with me is instantly Rich so. he said that [ __ ] to Nate he was trying. to hit Nate with that and Nate Nate was. like no I've been doing this yeah Nate's. like I already got my own one-bedroom. apartment I'm good n doesn't give a [ __ ]. he's like I'm F literally doesn't give a. [ __ ] you how in and out I can afford. already I have Call of Duty I have a 32. in [ __ ]. flen give a [ __ ] I got a refrigerator.

filled with white claws I'm going to. [ __ ] you. up I know I say I say it every time I'm. at this table my favorite line was this. like when they're like how do you think. the fight's going to go and Conor's like. I probably knock him out in the first. round n's just like he better he just. like he better is good yeah take a. coffee break. n and by coffee break I mean bring me my. coffee no they want you to give us a. quick count to 10 both of you gentlemen. if you a good one mind count to 10 he.

can't n can only count to five. 10 count the five Nate will you if you. can you can put that coffee count how. about and who do you with that coffee so. we're going to talk about money and. business Connor let me ask you first. there's word that you could make $10. million on this thing uh is that. accurate on this fight yeah I'm going to. Breeze pass the 10 m Mark Breeze pass it. how much you going to make is that him a.

hell of a lot more steaming right how. much are you going to make I make a lot. lot more than everybody else yeah a lot. more than his last one that is he can. thank me for that one I've made more. millionaires in this game than anybody. else uh Nate how much of the of the. purse you're going to take home do you. owe to Conor McGregor I don't know him. anything anything over 40 Grand he owes. me cuz that was his last paycheck I. wiped my with that money I tipped that.

money I was going to get it regardless. sooner or later it was coming with or. without you and then the god came and. blessed you with it wow how about that. coffee want to get to a net worth of. a100 million. how close are you steaming right along. I'm steaming smoothly on rout smoothly. my contract is a peach so I'm doing very.

well at the time of this his net worth. was like funny what a bunch of dumb. questions what are you worth today. there's people bued in the desert for. less than I know this is the best this. is the best interview and Nate hates. this Miser talk about fighting your. like morning radio he's like I got to do. this you know what you you you spend my. total net worth in five minutes at. Starbucks I'm telling you right now no. I'm nowhere now but I I asked the. questions and so I want to know but Nate.

Nate I also like to ask question what. are your financial goals how much do how. much do you want to be worth Nate what. kind of money do you want to make more. than. everybody what your financial dreams. what do you what to you means you've. made it a mansion a bizar angle she's. money I don't know say it like it is. will this the money.

Channel absolutely did that's the thing. though that's funny we're Fighters I get. it the main thing to succeed in this. game is to either be me or fight me. everything else is peanuts so ask Nate. that he knows that first. yeah I guess mission accomplished then. right I wanted to ask you how you guys. can make the UFC as big as the NBA or. the NFL how how is that possible can it.

be let me loose let me lose I'm one of. them and we'll see you know what I mean. because when it all comes down to it. it's about survival so this is not this. this to me doesn't feel like sport this. feels like this feels something more. pure and fight two was like if this was. war you'd be put us on this station and. talk stocks and and numbers and all of. this um and we can continue to rise but. the these these other franchises are.

sports this this it's kind of funny. every time I get [ __ ] up I watch this. interview it's the business of War it's. like a nightly. tradition Nate. yeah how do you think this you can get. the. UFC or the n fell or should it even try. I don't even know I don't even next. question what a dumb it's like I don't. own the UFC you dumb ID got two. more he's just like I'm a fighter.

numbers with you all day lady send me a. picture I see what you look like no no. no okay no you don't want to see the. picture uh two more questions uh. this this isn't the matchup so they're. not even seeing this lady while they're. doing now the face off was interesting. today he lost his mic how do you bring. the took it off oh he's out sorry one. more time all right he's. done uh Nate uh Nate's left Connor it's.

just you so I'm gonna ask you a couple. questions this isn't the this isn't the. match damn that's. cooler fight someone else yeah the are. you able to build enough anticipation to. get you all you got to do is check the. damn man that's the cooler way to leave. Nate didn't give a [ __ ] about that but. who won the best part is him winning. [ __ ] him up and then when and I said. Nate Diaz you shook up the world I'm not. surprised [ __ ] surprise. [ __ ] two and0 those fights was.

it it was three to one right no no it. was it's one to one technically oh what. do you mean technically very technically. uh that second fight i' I've rewatched. it as a Nate fan. yeah round by round round by round Conor. won round by con got Sav by the Bell. twice Saved by the Bell twice and Nate. dominated two rounds it was like he won. the fight also yeah really yeah the. scoring system's [ __ ] up but scoring. system sucks oh really it's terrible how.

about that volovski yeah the scoring. system really is designed for boxing we. we adopted boxing's 10-point system. [ __ ] there's too many things involved. like when when you have boxing 10-point. must system works because it's like two. guys they both are punching each other. so what should it be it should be a more. complex system that takes into account. kicks punches submission attempts and I. don't think it should be limited to like. a 10 n thing I think that's a silly way. of doing it I think if if someone tried. to invent a 10-point must system today. for MMA people would think it's too.

limited yeah from scratch they no way. you would want to have a completely. different scoring system oh I don't want. to cut you off because you're an expert. and I'm drunk uh I felt like the. vulcanos is on fight Yeah by UFC Rules. is on won that fight it depends on the. second round the second round uh I gave. a slight Edge to volkanovski in the. second round the problem ised so the. second round if you do the second round. one person scored 10 the other person.

scored nine but then you look at the. first round well the first round Islam. had its back how could that be a 10- n r. because he he he really got a dominant. position and he held it for a. significant portion of the round that's. more significant than whatever the [ __ ]. happened in the second round cuz the. second round was 109 as well that's why. the 10-point must rounds like who's up. you're like oh well one guy's clearly up. it's not tied yeah but it's not the same. amount of Victory like like look at. Islam in the fourth round had Alex's. back the whole time look at Alex in the. fifth round gets Islam on the ground.

pounding on him in the last minute of. the fight the most significant moment of. the fight total how is that 10- n and. then the second round is also 10 they. should do it more often super dominant. right they don't do it enough but. volkanovski dropped him in the second. round but then Islam got a taked down. but didn't do anything with it and then. volkanovski got back up and then. volkanovski got rocked with a punch by. Islam so there was a lot of back and. forth I gave a slight edge of the second. round to volkanovski but that is the.

decide of the fight I watched it three. times this multiple a real score I need. a real score I've gone over with a fine. Toth comb the real problem is the. scoring system it's not adequate because. if you have again if you have a 109. round like the final round where. volkanovski clearly WS won and then you. have a 10-9 round like the second round. how how is though how are they both 10 n. rounds yeah that doesn't make any sense. one of them is clearly a lot more. dominant in one way and the other one is. like you anybody could decide like if. you're an Islam fan you can say I think.

he did enough he got the Tak down he. landed that one good punch and landed. some other good shots you could make an. argument but you can't make an argument. for the fifth round the fifth round was. clearly volkanovski so how are they both. 109 doesn't make any sense while I was. watching it I knew a takedown is so. important so and and he got them he got. the takedowns and it was like all right. well then going to win. the do any damage he's just holding him. striking it's not everything it's like.

take down means oh [ __ ] you're about to. [ __ ] me up but if he doesn't then it's. like well that didn't mean that there's. also a thing where like Islam had. volkanovski's back and volkanovski just. punched him in the face over and over y. like get us up that is kind of crazy. because like the guy does have control. of you but he's not doing anything good. with yeah so like how much of that is. counts towards the round how much of. these how much of these dagani wrestlers. just [ __ ] up the UFC it's crazy crazy. how many good good ones there are yeah. but I mean just like as far as like.

viewership you just got some guys coming. in that are nasty wrestlers that's why. like a yeah but people went to see that. fight that was a big fight that was a. very popular first of all you got the. top 155 pounder and the top 145 pounder. in their Prime two of the top guys pound. pound for pound fighting for the number. one pound-for-pound status H his own and. he was on a home turf yeah so that that. adds to it yeah ISL Islam went to. Australia there's also an accusation of. someone using an IV that they said Islam.

rehydrated with an IV but in round. what's wrong with that yeah it's illegal. you know during the fight no no no no oh. before the fight after the weigh say he. cut so much he cut so much weight to. make one no you're not allowed to use an. IV what yeah it's ilal it's part of. usada because you could ask peeds with. an IV so like if you take certain peeds. you can flush your system out with an IV. and then take a piss test and it won't. show up love it yeah damn so it's. illegal but I don't know whether or not. he actually they say that they caught.

him they say they know but I haven't. seen anything yet so until then I don't. know I will say as a UFC fan I feel like. more fights are getting questionable. that was a questionable one it's. annoying the and uh yeah the Patty piml. one I thought Jared Gordon won that. fight Patty that one was crazy it's. annoying when you think somebody won and. then they're like no somebody else. you're like this is stupid nobody. thought other than Patty's family nobody. thought he won that fight that was that. was one of those ones I like man that's.

hard to call for Pat British there were. two in that card or Scottish yeah. British Liverpool yeah Liverpool fun. dude great guy fun guy yeah but you know. he's a lot of fun and he's like a wild. crazy character and he dances and [ __ ]. and gets in there and gets everybody. rooting for him who's that [ __ ] uh. who's that black dude that dances on the. way in which one uh small guy that. should not be a heavyweight that is oh. Chris Chris Barett Chris Barnett he's.

amazing F [ __ ] oh yeah the flip is that. him. wow guy they had Black History Month UFC. clip show it was all like you know the. black guy is going to win and him. getting dominated round one and then. yeah and then just wh dude well he's. like a 59 heavyweight really and he. throws wheel kicks he looks like. Marshall guy oh my God he looks like a. mer yeah looks exactly like Lam mer he's. from Spain no he's born there he was.

born in Spain oh. okay that's I can do that are you sure. that's not the. fla he's having fun. toight that was the one I was with you. at yeah if guys can that if they could. walk out like that and have fun yeah. it's like that just the just the. looseness that comes with that look at. him SC oh that guy yeah yeah he's. good anyway fun stuff what's what's a.

better combo than tuivasa and vulcanos. being pals are they buddies that's a. good [ __ ] crew they do [ __ ] shoes. together the coolest crew possible. they're Australian fighters they're the. a that's the sickest crew Vulcan is. funny too he's good on pods and. Australians and I was amazed at his. performance I was amazed yeah good. fighter I mean I they L you into those. Jes that's so nasty that guy gives him.

his shoe look at his face like spit it. no that's gay covers it up throw up dude. throw when when I was in uh I was in. Australia I was on stage they were like. do a shoey I was like I'm not doing a. [ __ ] chewy whole crowd ruined the. show they were like B. really ruin show it [ __ ] me up did you. do it really no I didn't do it I I. started to talk [ __ ] I was like I'm from. America you think I'm going to [ __ ]. listen to you [ __ ] losers he had no. choice he had think I would have get.

peer pressured by a bunch of [ __ ]. non-americans. [Music]. like you go back into material after. that or yeah I. tried that guy that was the end of the. show no way as soon as they hit me with. the do a shy and I said I'm not doing a. [ __ ] shy whole audience booze I was. like I'm from America dude you think I'm. going to listen to you [ __ ]. losers start. doing oh my God that's like America. [ __ ] how nice was that against.

[ __ ] at that weigh-in it was so nice. it's funny that date says I don't sound. like that I don't sound like that well I. don't want to bring that up oh yeah. let's not go there we out of dinner he. was like just so you know I don't sound. like that I was like oh yeah for sure. for sure yeah. damn oh when he came to skankfest skank. came to skankfest in skank Fest Nate. Nate was at skankfest what I invited. Nate skankfest he was in Vegas I was. like come to skankfest wow he gets there.

him and his Bros who I'm friends with. all of them they're great and they're. the most unassuming group of dudes of. all time really none of them are [ __ ]. like jacked but they're all they would. kill everybody sure they're all just. like Gremlins yeah it's literally like. eight Gremlins come in but they got. there when they're doing the [ __ ]. naked just in time for me to be like all. right come in come hang out they get in. there's just a [ __ ] naked [ __ ]. dude oh no they walked in yeah this is. [ __ ] gay and I was like I get a.

pissed yeah I think it's gay yes Tech we. still haven't paid went back to the. Green Room till the death how have you. held it in so long that's a problem I. was a bed wet went back to the green. room while we're in the green room just. a [ __ ] naked dude walked in oh they. they didn't even talk to each other they. all got up and left we just got to go. they like this is gay [ __ ] we're not. [ __ ] with this comedy you're like. it's not that funny then I looked like a. [ __ ] loser I was like I saw you all. walking out with them I was like yeah. I'm leaving like where you guys going.

you're like I got to go like this is gay. I'm not doing this that's some I was. like come check it out that sucks they. came on that night cuz that can be fun. is awesome cuz SK Fest is great just not. naked rast is [ __ ] gross I. love first year of Brooklyn naked r Ed. what the [ __ ] I'm an edge Lord You're an. edge guy I'm an edge Lord you're not. worried about comedy you're more about. like wouldn't it be funny if our butt. and dick was out correct I'm the Lord of. that sorry that was. me do I take it back I.

apologize dude dicks are funny obviously. dicks are hilarious dicks are funny and. roasts are funny so it's fun to get the. most I go to anytime there's a naked. roast I'm like oh I'm going I would sit. front row in Brooklyn in Brooklyn skank. Fest it was like the one where I saw the. transom t her dick where it just looked. like a woman and then in the middle of a. first joke just pop the dick out and. it's like that's comedy or CL taking her. [ __ ] notes out of her [ __ ] who Alis. CL wow really she was like H and she.

reached in she pulled a baggie out and. it had her [ __ ] jokes in. there that's a hell of a Gallagher a. lady that's disgusting yeah damn baggy. out of the clam yeah bagir naked roast. CH took her [ __ ] jokes out of her. [ __ ] oh out of a bagg open he looks so. much like the. one suck at cavity search at the airport. like wait a minute that's a commit. jokes just smuggling wor worse than uh.

heroin that's not the first time she. stuffed anything up there to hide it. either oh no that's not a thing you come. up with on the Fly that's a female. privilege be nice to be able. to I tried it doesn't work you tried to. save something in your butt once yeah it. just keeps coming out no your butt will. swallow. it hemorrhoids you ever use one of those. [ __ ] uh. preparation thingsit by the way those. suppositories I'll be honest they feel.

pretty good youever do those right to. the GL your butt just I got it from here. dude yeah it knows what to do so nice. yeah yeah suppositories work you're sad. you got a hemorrhoid you're like God. this is disgusting and then you put it. in there you're like golly that was. actually DEC. you get anal what is this Calgary uh. trampede shirt you have on trampede. rules what is it you gay this is going. to be [ __ ] Shir it was Stampede it's. like this rodeo and Calgary I went with.

Bert and O'Neal once and uh it's a girl. Stampede and but some chick it was it's. just like an ICP. thing yeah it's that some chick blowing. like seven dudes in a [ __ ] yeah in a. in a in like a a garage what thought. going to be what are you talking about. trampede from at Stampede what is it. Stampede is all the [ __ ] cattle. wrestling come together yeah threesome. caught on camera Calgary Stampede this. might be trampede or it might just be a.

normal so at the Calgary Stampede girls. go this chick went [ __ ] wild wait was. she the Senator's daughter I don't think. there's a whole thing about a. politician's daughter at. this you got put tramped in America I. did it's not giv tramped is not coming. so so trampede was the was the masc out. of stampede for a while oh okay pull and. she just [ __ ] dudes like ICP level at. at the [ __ ] in the parking lot so. it's a girl who goes to the Calgary. Stampede and just [ __ ] everybody there.

are more birs n months after Stampede. than any other time in Calgary I think. there's a lady who's a politician's. daughter and it was a whole thing in. Calgary yeah I was just there and they. were like talk about this the place nuts. me Bert O'Neal Edgar and Kathleen McGee. went for Stampede it was such trash I. threw up on a child trying to keep UPN. Jameson what an idiot I barfed on a kid. blackout I just heard it got on him and.

I'm like God damn I had to [ __ ] sleep. it off in the bathroom girl wow from. that video and that picture that girl is. a beast I think that's her no regrets. yeah she went viral yeah start doing. porn a winner she started doing porn she. might start doing por sucking cucumbers. and [ __ ] two dudes in a parking. wow congratulations I guess it is hard. for. women you know it's a hard industry for. women to break into all you got to do is. suck a cucumber and [ __ ] two guys in a. parking. CR yeah yeah anyway problem is you can't.

get out of it that's a tough one. everyone's going to remember that one. yeah yeah everyone but they she they. celebrated her no one cares about. theed I don't know. how she's a porn now get her back on. Twitter yeah what's going on Elon El czy. thing do something man free trampede she. might have went off she might have gone. queing on. yeah she might went Pizza gate I'll be. honest if you're sucking dick in a. [ __ ] parking garage in Canada next.

thing you know you're like there's a. basement there I know a goddamn basement. there is pretty flat there is a basement. there why were they posting all that. on was fake wonder what you guys. suspended for yeah M it's a wild lady. I'd like to read her tweets I love how. you call up youan and be like can you. tell me exactly what you spend it for go. here's the deal I probably could. wouldn't want to waste his time though. you don't get too many of those text. messages returned yeah you got to be. careful that's funny that that's yours.

like I got a bunch of dudes that I'm. like I'm not going to text them I don't. want to waste this test was yours is. Elon it's funny sers was like when the. guy [ __ ] was the coordinator at the. at the uh oh that's his close friend. though yeah and he goes can you get me. one of those throwback jerseys he's like. dude I'm fighing Runing a playoff game. right now I got wor Run game one of the. soback jerseys when you think about Elon. though these guys running three. different companies simultaneously I. don't even understand it I don't know. how it's possible to run Tesla Twitter. SpaceX boring system I don't understand.

I don't understand about and he still. responds to tweets and he's having 19. kids at least 19 he busy shooting them. right now shooting load right now Lo no. no pressure not take away his money him. and Nick Cannon Falcon X. saving the population how many kids does. Nick Cannon have I think he's up to 12. most got the. apostles that is so. crazy and uh step program you know. what's.

funny you better keep. working you better keep working cuz you. got a monthly nut that's tough to. [ __ ] cover now Whitey is is real low. on the uh baby chart what what is Whitey. like we're not having kids anymore yeah. now how how hard was it for you cuz a. lot of guys [ __ ] up for. everybody wh clipped I got clipped you. got clipped yeah easy you got clipped. yeah AR's never having kids again I. think a lot of people the inv vitro. thing is they're having them too late.

they're having it late yeah they like. people want their career they want a. family they want everything they want. the whole deal ex next thing you know. they're 40 and they're trying to get. pregnant it's hard it's hard it's not. the same you thinking about having them. yeah I'd like to have a kid when do you. think you would go how old are you now. I'm 39 how old's the message. 31 she's good she's good to go all right. she's got three more years before things. get dicey really the brat is don't have. a scrambled egg oh 48 and Pregnant yeah. wow who De Brat De Brat yeah from the.

back didn't that woman from uh Rocky 4. remember the woman that Sylvester. Stallone was dating wow 48 and Pregnant. wow that's incredible it's ideal yeah um. we'll see how that that lady from uh. Rocky 4 the real really tall lady that. used to be married yeah that one she got. pregnant late really I think she was in. her 50s well she had good jeans yes. Viking jeans yes that's a Tall Blond. [ __ ] that's a tall drink of water but.

wait a minute how old was was your lady. if I if you don't mind me asking she's. 54 she had a kid that's insane that's. not flavor flaves is it it might might. have been flavor Maria Desi wow 54 is. nuts man that's a gamble that thing. could come out crossey it might yeah. look at kid looks fine she looks healthy. again all right snap back Strong Jeans. this could change the game yeah holy.

hell yeah but you had them early yeah my. wife was in her early 30s when you get. into like late like Bridget uh fety my. friend she had her kid at like 41 really. yeah last last she's the best was it not. uh no she kid fine amazing I saw I saw. her play to me andar I think oh no [ __ ]. I was just like she was like we barely. knew each other this was like six seven. eight years ago and she was like I met. you once at the comedy store right I was. like oh yeah but I was so ready to be.

like gone from society that I was like. can I see you again excuse me back to my. seat what a [ __ ] dork you were in. that that [ __ ] rambling mode you get. in Rambling mode Trel if you see. somebody brings you B it's like soers. you I don't want I don't want to be the. part of this right now enjoy. Vanishing huh for a few months yeah what. are you guys doing but wait did you feel. like kids [ __ ] you up no in one way. well I mean you got to be present and so. practice and changing diapers it makes.

you think about people other than. yourself there good to that it's also. it's like it changes everything it's. like it makes the world a way better. place really yeah it's it's it's way. more interesting it's way more fun like. their fun is your fun their their their. fun makes you happier than anything you. could ever be happy happy about for. yourself feel it's just different about. Raves. mhm everyone's having a good time this. place great [ __ ] universe is awesome. connect woke up it's kind of sad a. little bit sad glow sticks sad way yeah.

kids is better than Raves his dog see. how he loves his dog [ __ ] [ __ ] made. out that dog on the last that dog rules. Bandit the best fine. dude is not fine shut up dude I would. put that dog down if dude shut up Bandit. rules and you know it stop don't be fake. on a podcast black nuts [ __ ] nothing. to do they went nuts on you kissing that. dog yeah they the black community after. what you did the first time and then now. this I killed Magic Johnson and then. this by the way AIDS got cured oh yeah.

look it up multiple people have been. cured of HIV now oh yeah you know why. because once they get the prep where. it's not a real thing then they're like. as well we had the Cure forever let's. just release it Michael Chay had a good. joke about that what' he say what is it. uh he was like he did our podcast and he. was like here's a sketch I couldn't do. on SNL and then I think he ended up. doing it but it was uh those AIDS. commercials and then just a dude being. in the middle of it like have you seen. those prep AIDS commercials no where.

they're like oh I have seen they're. weird like take if you think you might. be getting. HIV like two dudes together like fishing. or like playing the drums and then he. was like the the sketch would be a guy. in the middle of it being like but I'm. not gay oh this isn't like for gay AIDS. right you know just one of these guys in. the middle of the commercial being like. actually I'm I'm not gay do you have to. be gay to get this commercial imagine if. you're a straight guy and you got that. commercial and people like you're taking. jobs away from gay people so this is.

like a pill that you take to make sure. that you don't get AIDS dude uh uh um. okay [ __ ] what's his name that sucks. to get after a audition he was just like. he was like you let HIV positive dudes. blow loads in your butt you cannot get. it. come on who did this tell he's like you. just go for it doesn't matter tell that. to easy this is before this he was pre. NWA so this is like field NWS it just.

stops him from getting in there you. won't get it wow if you're on prep. you're fine so no none of them worry. about AIDS anymore no that's what the a. stands for yeah what's. that we might have to delete that one. yeah maybe pull that one out it used to. be at one point in time it was like that. was a death sentence. yeah that's too good that's a rough. one. J time stamp that one J voice reason.

time stamp I figure it out even hear. itwa the is. eight mean easy I'm just saying I'm not. making that up the man had HIV yeah. remember you used to live stream this. podcast [ __ ] chance you were taking. every three times a week yeah that's fun. though you could live stream back F. those were the we still do live stream. fight companions there you go we did the. fight companion hammered live Eddie. Bravo talking about Flat Earth and. satellites aren't real that's fun what's.

that I love Flat Earth we're live right. now whoopsies I'm. ruined whoopsies my dad was right I'm. ruined I can't wait to bring Phil to a. [ __ ] theater and talk about sucking. his dick dude you got to do that that'. be so [ __ ] great that' be so great. but the problem is now he's proud of me. right right now my family's proud of me. which is funny when you walk on stage. now they go crazy and so like they've. got to accept the fact that it worked. out yeah but now my dad's a lot he's. very everything he does I copy him so.

he's very like all right like if there's. a he's like I'm GNA bomb like he's that. guy oh okay yeah that's where you get. people going crazy and he's like what. are they going crazy for but then if I'm. not there he's like you see my son oh. got it that's fun it's very sweet. Co my parents won't give it up but. sometimes we'll be out to dinner and. someone's like hey I'm a fan and they're. like oh I guess we got to give it up. like we got to like oh okay good for him. so your parents still don't give it up. to you I don't get a lot of giving it up.

oh man but they understand you're. successful right they like be to. successful you think they understand it. yeah well The Comedy is such a strange. world yeah but I think they they give it. like I I met I open for Jerry Seinfeld. so that's something like okay that we. heard of worried that it's like. temporary maybe like it's not like oh. this Mark Norman I don't know I mean. it's working out for now but it might go. bad that's how we feel yeah exactly how. I feel I wake up every day like yeah.

this is a long life we got we're going. to do this forever I mean you're doing. whippits at 78 you know what's sadder. when people stop doing it yeah it's. really when you run into a guy used to. do comedy like you don't doore really. sad especially if they had at least one. good set where like you could have. figured out maybe even a special or two. and you run into guys and like they you. don't do comedy anymore producer now or. no I'm just like you remember during the. pandemic when you didn't do comedy for. months and you're like I guess this is. life now you felt I felt empty it felt.

weird we were all at Central Park Louis. showed up with L Sarah it was like it. was like we're talking about like comics. and he was like I mean we're not we. don't do it we're not. Comics what are we you emo [ __ ]. [ __ ] you're talking about Louis no. you Lou well Lou is also an emo that's. what you're talking about cuz that's who. the we're not even Comics now that's. pretty good the we're not even. [ __ ] we had nothing then when then. the parks opened up then the roofs. opened up I was like all right I got a. par all you guys had to do is not be in.

New York I left New York and did stand. up no New York was going on in New York. that was [ __ ] lame Dude any anytime I. went back to New York it was a rooftop. or you're out front rooftop or you out. [ __ ] covered stand you were doing the. street in the stand [ __ ] lady would. be walking her dog through you that [ __ ]. sucks fit Simmons they cuz they'd walk. by through through the crowd fit Simmons. would be like just like as soon as. anybody comes I'm just going to [ __ ]. roast them just a [ __ ] someone walk. all you to do is leave this I did the. road in June of the co of I did too I.

did Texas Florida I did hyenas in Fort. Worth like early and they there was no. distancing I walked in it was a [ __ ]. packed full room and even I who deny the. [ __ ] Co walk in I was like God damn. dude you guys are wild this is scary I. did one weekend in Houston in July me. and one weekend in Houston and I was. like I can't do this anymore I'm like. what if I get somebody sick that's.

that's all I could think of I'm being. selfish somebody with theat grandparent. comes out that they live with and you're. like a [ __ ] well the problem with me is. that I the problem with me is that I did. podcasts so like what if I got a guess. sick and this is when we were testing. every day were testing even back then. that was crazy tested every day we. tested no one else did that no one did. that I took the most precautions when it. came to co of anything I've seen yeah I. wanted to make sure also we had a nurse. on staff theability not they don't have. it we I miss her I loved her did.

everything we needed to do in terms of. getting beautiful angel up to shots and. gave people B12 shots IV vitamin feeling. better than you did before yeah nor came. over my I had a podcast studio for like. a I just opened it and then Co hit like. [ __ ] [ __ ] I know everyone was like. Schulz Michelle wol I can't can't Norman. came over we did one podcast were you. guys nervous being around each other no. we wor masks and like ski mask and [ __ ]. and we made a joke out of it cuz it was. like this doesn't seem real it was funny.

and I remember we're going this is going. to end everyone at each other's throats. no more gender politics fighting I. thought it was going to save the world. going to like cleanse everything hey we. all ha other I think I think I think it. kind of did no it made everything worse. no I think I think that's just gone dude. depends on who it is being home in front. of your in front of your [ __ ] anger. box made everybody way worse if you're. still in the culture War culture War get. out of it get out of it it's over just. go bre yeah some people need it though. that's like where they get their. identity from Whole personal there's.

turtles in the day go have a [ __ ] go. be funny go do comedy list turtles in. the river that's that's the distraction. Turtles I saw those Turtles and then. immed I was excited I go oh Turtles I. like to see turtles and then I saw a. tent and I was like oh there's a man. dying in the. muding it's good it's good we walked. here they found an alligator one of the. Lakes out here no yeah it's very rare. but uh occasionally someone will [ __ ]. let a pet loose wow they have alligators.

in South Texas though yeah how about. have we talked about this on here what. that guy who died and his last words. were [ __ ] those alligators and he jumped. off a dock oh he was drinking in a bar. and they were like you can't you can't. go in that Lake there's [ __ ] those allig. tons of alligators last words were [ __ ]. those. alligators jump in he got munched got. and then we definitely have talked about. this. on and then a few days later his his. friend went out on the lake and killed. the alligator where are we here I think.

in South Texas oh wow [ __ ] that. alligator man killed seconds after. mocking Gator. warning oh my God DN 28-year-old Texas. man was attacked and killed by an. alligator almost immediately after being. warned by a bystander not to swim in the. water replying [ __ ] that alligator. before jumping in bugs feed reports 11. foot Gator oh that's a big big next. thing I know I didn't even know how long. it was I saw his body floating face down. wait wait wait.

wait uh I saw his body floating plac. down and then he's up there for a couple. seconds and then he gets dragged back. down and pulled off oh he's just meat. he's just meat pretty fun though to be. hammered and be like [ __ ] that [ __ ]. loser he went for it he went for it he. failed but yeah an alligator killed an. 85-year-old woman yesterday damn look at. him getting. [ __ ] he's got the duct tape on the. mouth stand behind his back yeah he. being let off like terrorist look how.

the his arm dog survived and she didn't. which is pretty crazy wow dog survived. dog surv that's always nice that's. always the worst part is like uh when I. was young we used to go to Hilton Head. in South Carolina and it would always be. you're walking your dog and the [ __ ]. Gator grabs it they love dogs bark at. the alligators they don't know so they. just bark at it they stay right on the. edge and they just like alligator like. I'm just coming at you well an all yeah. I'm going to eat you it's so many of. them too it's so cra they they ate a. baby in uh Disney Orlando yeah yeah you.

got to shoot him in the head it's the. only way that's those people like it was. some chick at like CBS or something she. goes [ __ ] that man who's Baby D and they. like that's like a light who said that. somebody from like CBS or somebody high. up some chick who was like you know. angered and then and then they were like. no no no you can't actually or some. lawyer and it's like you can't actually. root for somebody a baby's death because. why they saying [ __ ] the the guy whose. baby got killed because he was a man. what yeah no was that simple just [ __ ]. men yeah really what a nice lady that's.

like the worst one ever Fu save up your. money you go to [ __ ] Disney World. with your family and a [ __ ] reptile. eats your [ __ ] child it's a dinosaur. they come out of the water and eat you. and then they go back they're huge that. was really her only take was like [ __ ]. the guy yeah it was like fine [ __ ] him I. don't care the men have done this for. Gen centuries oh no I Got Fingered. once I'm glad a 2-year-old got eaten by. a [ __ ] reptile oh God Jesus Christ.

some of people's hot takes off of. Twitter is [ __ ] am we were talking. about at a club as that and they how. they were boycotting a club because they. booked someone they didn't like you know. someone who had like an allegation or. something and all these like local. Comics are boycotting like [ __ ] this. club and then on Tuesday they're like. hey so here's our spots for the week we. can call in and the club owner was like. no you said to [ __ ] boycott bu. [ __ ] way it is a business yeah like. you just said not the thing about those. Comics they always suck they suck always.

not a talented one amongst them yeah. it's never like a high working comic who. like I'm out there no one who's got a. future no one who's got a great point of. view no one whoever respects the art all. of them suck they're all just [ __ ]. frauds well there's this weird notion of. like if you're gone I'll get all the. spots that's what it is what it is I. don't even I feel like I don't even know. if that's it is that I think it's just. like I'm trying to be important they're. trying to be a part of us big story you.

get clicks off. of person if they couldn't if they had. to do it anonymously they wouldn't do it. virtue signaling is a lot. like the. mud go back to. the virtue signaling is a lot like name. dropping it doesn't work yeah you know. you know what I'm saying like it's a. it's a thing that people try and. everybody knows what you're doing it's. like ew W doesn't work it doesn't work. you might get some likes on Twitter cuz. people are stupid dummies will like you.

you'll get a dummy fan base you'll get. dummies that'll like what you're saying. but everybody else knows what you're. doing I stand with Ukraine yeah look at. my flag yeah exactly no one knew about. new Ukraine you got 10 minutes ago two. [ __ ] syringes your profile and then a. flag it's just all the same I stand with. France I stand with Haiti I stand with. Ukraine I stand it's like it's the most. OB no hate with the thing under your eye. it's just like you guys just being so I. see through it yeah how about you help.

the best one volunteer to girl school. dur during Palestine when they got. everybody to sing songs come on cut that. not that one help Palestine good. Palestine talk about this help Palestine. come on cut that up free. Palestine yeah crazy. El what is that you're an El Arabic no. you're devil you're the devil freaking. Arabic in here dude I I I'll speak a. little Arabic if I need to is that what. it B is in Arabic.

devil that's the only one I know what's. it kusak what is that [ __ ] your mother. whoa you to say like that you that's how. they mean it it sounds like a good. sandwich. America Mark I use a little more Buffalo. no I want Mark to do. more yeah the leader of the. Devils you go not even the devil the. leader of crazy am I the leader of the.

Devils oh yeah according to Shane gills. you. are there you go um what else is going. on guys what's in the news today oh spy. balloon [ __ ] spy balloons what do you. think those balloons are they're. shooting how about that one missile they. missed. where did that thing go they missed the. ball they missed the balloon where' that. missile go did they I thought they shot. a few down east L yeah they shot a few. down but they missed one time and so one. missile it's like I don't know where it. went I like every spies they like. they're spying us but that's not an.

arrow that's a [ __ ] missile where. that. $400,000 Tomahawk missile go where' that. go [ __ ] it went to a [ __ ] uh inner. city school in. Saskatoon Lake hon object with first. missile strike went in the lake I guess. oh all right how'd your uncle tell. everybody exactly where it was and then. they couldn't hit a balloon that lady's. kill that guy there that job she's so. good I like the hot I was watching who's. the guy from Fox that just goes there.

and bothers Peter dooy dude Peter doozy. was on the flight to Ukraine or he went. he got stuck in Warsaw when Biden went. to Ukraine it was just making me laugh. knowing that there's just a guy on the. plane that's just like Mr President this. is what you're doing he's some [ __ ]. old guy like get this goddamn [ __ ]. off this [ __ ] PL like they just have. to bring the douche I I love how CNN. went hard at Trump like off like not. really the news just ask trying to got. your questions and like this be great.

and then Biden wins and they're like oh. you guys can use a Tac this we figured. out of just like derailing conversation. well B Biden has to deal with one douche. he's got Ducey yeah Ducey is non-stop. just like what the [ __ ] are you guys. doing with trump it was every [ __ ]. press conference all of them yeah yeah I. love him he was like you're. rude fuing next shut up next about. remember when you got the lady he was. like she was like I didn't expect you to. call me I wasn't thinking he's like you. never think oh I.

remember it's crazy to have a guy who. does that who's the president yeah crazy. that Rand Paul's no joke he keeps going. out there b Biden don't talk [ __ ] talk a. little [ __ ] talks a lot of [ __ ] yeah. really yeah these dudes try to like come. at. himy like you're going to [ __ ] with me I. haven't seen any although he does the. thing you know what uh I've noticed. Democrats do a lot as they laugh like. when someone like bring something up to. them they go come on man that's a tag. you know how many bodies I have on my. account come on yeah there it is that's.

that's you're full of [ __ ] in a tense. gun rights argument dude with a [ __ ]. full. [ __ ] imagine looking into those vacant. eyes he's saying you're full of [ __ ]. you're like oh my God you're [ __ ]. robot union worker know. the comes he's like you're full of [ __ ]. like that guy probably [ __ ] everyone. in the town after that that guy R he's. probably I got a fight with the. president today but Tommy I like how you. stood up to that [ __ ] fascist on CNN.

hell. yeah that's a credit that is the hard. part is the the right-wing guys are more. fun yeah you know what I mean they're. fun loving guys got a union guy with. stickers on his helmet That's like. [ __ ] saying wild [ __ ] and then he. argues with the president it's like nice. the opposite of that is some [ __ ]. like fat lady with a crew cut being like. Donald Trump is Hitler you're like I. don't want to hang out with that does. that seem fun I don't want to hang out. with that guy I don't want to hang out. with that lady with the knit cap that's. screaming you know that one lady with.

the knit cap screaming all the time. classic. video the [ __ ] if the dude with the. [ __ ] wolf helmet did broke into the. January he was at the show be like yo. that guy the wolf was at your barbecue. what w suit was here yeah he's organic. he's organic he trying to be he's [ __ ]. for the rest of his life oh yeah go. [ __ ] do that he goes down in history. like that from Australia with sunglasses.

he's in jail forever he's in jail. forever he's going to be in jail for a. long time oh yeah they're going to put. him in jail and he's always going to. have a record now he's always going to. be that guy that did that that broke in. the White House that makes sense that. he's always going to be that guy that. did that but how long is he going to be. in jail I don't know it's a good. question up the the shaman how long is. he in jail for 36 months there he is. he's a 40 months 40 months in prison. followed by 36 months supervised relas. so he's going to do 46 months 41 months. in prison another 30 good behavior he'll. got out three years not for treason.

that's pretty good and he must pay. $2,000 in restitution back in the day. was. hanging was hanging oh yeah hang him up. what's [ __ ] is like how many of those. guys got talked into going into the. White House like and how many how many. like agents were telling people get in. there and take back what's yours Ro. what's that guy yeah yeah yeah yeah that. guy did anything ever happened with that. nothing no said he wasn't in it if I'm. trying to hebi all my tell me it's fine.

it's fine didn't he not get in trouble. didn't he also not even yeah no he. didn't get trouble so they were like no. he's not one of us but also no charges. yeah exactly. mean one we got to get in there and. everyone was like you're a Fed yeah like. there's videos of him the night before. being like we got to get into that. building and dudes that are like. altright dudes are like no you're a. [ __ ] fed he's like I'm not a fed come. on guys let's break America Alex Jones.

was out there with bullhorn telling. people not to go in really and they hate. him he was saying it's a trick it's a. trap they're trying to get you to go in. there don't do it don't go in there it's. it's peculiar I think now that we've had. a couple drinks we should discuss it it. is peculiar you ever seen is interesting. that's all well there's so many. instances like the G the Gretchen. Whitmer thing where yeah the governor of. Michigan all of them 14 people 12 of. them were FBI inform two dumb guys yeah.

tricked two dumb guys who go to jail for. 12 FBI informance tricked two dumb can. say see our our politicians are under. attack we have to do something it's like. they never would have done anything yeah. you guys literally formed the idea you. came up with the idea you instigated it. you formed the plan it all out we might. have talked about this before uhoh. there's two there's a documentary it was. on Amazon it was about these dudes in. Miami there was like six black dudes. that got roped in by an FBI informant. that they were like trying to have a.

construction business and a guy was like. he's an FBI informant he gets 100K for. everybody he [ __ ] brings in wow he. was like What if we uh my uncle's Osama. Bin Laden do you want to meet him. they're from [ __ ] Dade County they're. like yeah I don't yeah sure then he's. like all right and they have like hidden. cameras and they're interviewing just a. dumb dude from Dade County and they're. like what do you want to do what's your. terrorist play and the guy's like we're. going to blow up. Chicago that was like his plan yeah I.

mean yeah the Liberty City 7 wow so they. went to jail this is I think they went. to [ __ ] Guantanamo i' love to see. Shane's Google search when he's like. drunk at home alone how did I never. heard of this one before this is. preposterous dude whoa. vood syncretic view what is a syncretic. view they missed Judaism Christianity. and a little bit of Islam there was one. of them that was like a black Israelite. kind of but so they just instigated. these guys and talked them into doing.

things like they and they were like. literally they were like we have no idea. what this is we're trying to get. $100,000 from these dudes crazy how many. times people have done this oh there. they are yeah they're just regular. [ __ ] dudes they talk to say we're. going to blow up Chicago yeah they. Jesus 162 months in. prison [ __ ] did nothing they did nothing. wrong 12 months in prison question any. of the men have actual years supervised.

release with any members of al-Qaeda. they know of the answer that is no look. at look at that that case 162 months in. prison followed by 35 years of. supervised make sure no more terrorist. attacks 35 years it's a check in I'd. like to be. Laden said hey you want to meet him I go. IET. him meet would be out by. now they all everyone except for him. would be they got [ __ ] where's their. podast if you watch the video there's. like it's they're dumb they just dumb.

they just got talked into it and also. they're just they don't have they don't. have sophisticated don't know what's. going on don't know they're getting. roped into it FBI informant the FBI. informant is a [ __ ] idiot he's just a. dumb guy that's like I get paid to get. people cap. how crazy is that that's an incentive. program bring incentive fin to be like. we stopped the terrorist plot meanwhile. it's [ __ ] seven dudes from Miami that. are morons what are you talking about. look at this question did any of these.

men have actual contact with any members. of al-Qaeda that you know of the answer. is no uh question did they have any. means to carry out this plot I mean did. you find any explosive weapons attorney. general you rais a good qu good point we. took action when we had enough. evidence question was there anything. against the Sears Tower other than this. one apparent just kind of mention of the. Sears Tower it doesn't look like they. even took pictures of FBI director of. FBI one of the individuals was familiar.

with the Sears Tower had worked in. Chicago and was familiar with the tower. but in terms of plans it was more. aspirational than operation you should. have heard his plan he was like the sear. Tower they're like that's the biggest. building in the world he's like exactly. oh was it literally was like [ __ ] uh. it was like those Kung Fu instructors. from the and then we're g to blow up and. he like used like cups on the table he. was like we're going to blow this part. of the city up and then there's going to. be a Title Wave it's going to [ __ ].

kill everybody and they were like all. right we got them look at this a lot of. Big Show has been made of the. militaristic boots they had it turns out. the FBI bought them the boots wow wow it. was one of the biggest pieces of. evidence the groove might have taken. pictures uh of a bunch of Targets in. South Florida but the guys couldn't. afford their own cameras so the federal. government bought them the cameras they. could afford their own cameras how they. going to blow federal government rented. the cars that they needed to get. downtown in order to take the pictures. in addition the men provided the FBI.

informant with a list of things they. needed in order to blow up these. buildings the FBI like can you do. anything on your own they like no I. don't but in the list they didn't. include any explosives or any materials. which could be used to make. explosives. they in Liberty City is joking everyone. in Liberty City was joking that the guys. were going to kick down the FBI building. with their new boots he yeah yay [ __ ]. it's pretty sad [ __ ] yeah it is pretty. sad can't believe I have to piss again.

oh yeah I'm still going strong let's get. that piss then we'll wrap pissed we. should we just wrap it up now it's 6 o'. WRA it up get something to eat yeah. plugs plugs I haven't pissed that's. pretty good Mark man congratulations I. got uh the beacon theater March 24th. Follow by an entire European tour at the. end of April uh Glasgow London. Manchester and then all through [ __ ]. Romania r.com r.com for all those that. right Mark Norman where you at hey hey. I'm all over the road I don't know when. this comes out but gu Dan soda theater.

tour. announcing this summer going to. Australia UK I'm coming to your town uh. we're all over the place Marken. comedy.com we might be drunk get Bodega. cat Tuesdays with stories damn you got a. good website a good website oh you like. that all right stinks solid all right. but yeah. guy soon I'm I'm really running through. the mud look at these rooms I'm really. kicking my own ass here look at you. you're going to the [ __ ] cold places.

in the winter exactly she's getting hard. hard Reps for hard reps bad people dead. inside come on out say hello queef it up. praise all Shane GS uh Gillian keeves is. on Amazon we just got that up that's. pretty neat that's fun uh we're going to. add some shows your [ __ ] website. sucks dude my website does suck. comparison to noreth is great that's a. good theater I don't know any of. thisis yeah check out Toronto going get. stabbed oh but uh me big J Nick Mullen.

and Tim Dylan are doing uh two shows. we're doing one in the Giant Center in. Hershey PA and then one of them's in. South Carolina I forget where it is. Greenville Greenville Carolina. yeah is it on your website no no but. it's coming okay when you going to. announce that I don't know I just so. Instagram come with a dumb name for it. the four bottoms my name my current tour. is the uh many people believe the Tony. hinch Club is gay tour ah now we're.

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