Joe Rogan Experience #1944 - Ryan Long

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day I hold the record for what do you. hold the record for longest uh bottle. reused in my podcast of water two two. years I had the same bottle no yeah yeah. until yeah the guy do the podcast with. was like the amount of carag genics must. be running through your body so were you. just adding water to it all the time.

yeah yeah every day I'd come in I'm the. ultimate environmentalist really I don't. know if that's bad for you I think what. what's bad for you is just drinking out. a plastic period like if your bottle is. sitting there filled with water for. months and months on a shelf wouldn't. that leech more plastic in it than water. that you just pour in there yeah I think. so yeah it it would seem to me that like. the real fear would be I think correct. me if I'm wrong cuz I'm definitely wrong. but I think I think the real the real.

fear is um the heat I think uh when you. like have plastic bottles are sitting. outside in the sun yeah I leave them in. the sun that's an issue so I like them. to. marinate that's when you get all the. phalates in your dick. shrinks that's what's happening to. people you know you well oh yeah sorry. you starting yeah we're already starting. okay we're starting just did you see uh. well I just read this the dicks have. enlarged in the last I know I thought. dicks were shrinking I just saw a new. study yeah it's a problem it might be a.

problem that was what was hilarious. dicks are getting bigger and this could. be a real issue like how sure how rulers. got smaller rulers got smaller people. just started lying that is the South. Park episode where they go yeah we just. changed the measurements we went down to. we just started measuring how' they get. smaller we started measuring in. millimeters bro when I was a kid they. tried to put us on the metric system. which is a far more efficient system you. know system of tens Stanford scope is it. a an increase in Penal length caused for.

concern what [ __ ] what are you. concerned about cause for concern for. the ladies you know yeah what are you. concerned about ladies are walking funny. to work every day A W penile length is. getting longer from an average of 4.8 in. go to that what does it say. there that was the best here why it's. actually a problem it's a problem no. this was I think this was originally a. vice article this one this is from a. couple years ago and it was a guy. writing how actually small dicks are. kind of better if you think about it oh. sure buddy.

no women are writing that. article that's such it's so sad the. penis size is so sad there's not a damn. thing they could do about it they could. put a man on the moon they can't make. your dick bigger they have not they they. do the enlargement but it doesn't work. all that great there was a guy I. actually used to do a bit about there. was a guy his name is aoud Liandro and. he got the best dick enlargement money. could buy because he's like a you know. billionaire dude right and then he died. during the. thing died during the enlargement oh he.

probably died from the anesthesia right. I wonder yeah man getting put under is. no joke getting put under you know it's. they're very very very very good at it. now but it's still carries some risks or. yeah was in the the dick they made them. such a good dick the doctor was like I. can't let he had poisoned him in case. his wife saw that dick no one can yeah. this is I can't let the Frankenstein. situation Masterpiece I can't allow this. walking the Earth just punishing women. if there that would be the number one.

industry in the country if there was an. actual dick enlargement product like. they just nailed it it would be bigger. than Apple yeah in like a. week I mean Viagra it's like who the. amount of people that take that. recreationally is very crazy it's. probably their most profitable thing. other than vaccines right for fizer. that's that's a good question if it's a. good question well imagine vaccines. would be Viagra if the government was. like you have to take it also we're.

paying for. it imagine if the government just said. listen more people have to [ __ ] cuz we. need more people we have to compete with. China yeah and so Viagra is mandatory so. everyone just has wood everywhere you go. at every bar everywhere you go dudes. just have raging hardons that are. mandated by the government mandated by. the government paid for by the. government and your yeah your chicks. like why are you always hard and you're. like talk to Biden you think I want this. it's KLA Harris's it's it's her she. hasn't issue yeah she wants us to do.

this no this is uh this is her issue. she's pushing that's the the socialized. boners it's not socialized medicine for. anything but bonus well there are people. that do believe that more people are. supposed to be having children because. they do there there's people like Elon. who's far smarter than me who thinks. that we have a uh there's an issue with. a possible population collapse like not. enough people are having kids and even. though there's a lot of people alive. right now the numbers of people having. kids are dropping off and that if you.

that keeps going there's like a trend. that that happens with if if it doesn't. like correct itself could be a real. issue there's a lot of people that kind. of take the opinion on that too where. you go not only is it a problem it's. already like too far to fix you know. there's a lot of people that have like. there's not even really a way out of. this oh Jesus Christ Ryan you're scaring. the [ __ ] out of me well I think the way. out is probably you know technology and. stuff like that right but yeah probably. if you look at.

the birth rates there there I guess you. know certain countries you can take more. immigrants and stuff like that but yeah. there is not uh well we're taking a lot. of immigrants yeah you know it's really. fascinating the The Immigrant thing is. fascinating because uh you know uh my. grandparents were immigrants so like. watching immigrants come into this. country from South I am personally an. immigrant are you really yeah where were. you born um Toronto Canada oh yeah that. doesn't count I mean you guys are our. cousins that's you're in the family you. know what when I tried to move here I.

said to that I go come on really is it. but it is you got to get the green card. you got to do the whole thing there's a. certain amount to year they have rules. about it yeah but if you just come in. through the Border you're good just walk. in just fly to Mexico and walk in I just. point to my face I go I'm white can we. they just let you in I'm telling you. they don't even care if you're. vaccinated I go cut the [ __ ] bro you. know you can't fly into the United. States still unless you're. vaccinated from from Canada from other. countries oh from other countries I. think isn't that true I think that's. still true but you can just kind of walk.

in like there's a lot of people just. kind of walking in like there's too many. people coming across from certain. countries you have to get visas for it. like you can't just because I remember. you know my friend who lived in Canada. people were going to you know Mexico or. somewhere or the US and he was like yeah. I can't go there and we're like what. we're just going on like vacation we're. going to go party in like you know. Nashville or whatever and he's like I. can't you can do that like I can't do. that he's from India he can't just go to. America yeah you have to be vaccinated. and you have to have some sort of. paperwork right yeah you got to get a a.

Visa you have to get a visa to visit to. visit a visiting Visa essentially yeah. is that wild no it's yeah it is kind of. wild we don't even think about. that we don't you know we have it so. goddamn good here we really do as nutty. as people are and the the crazy gender. War talk that's going on right now with. uh it seems like there's like such a. fascination with gender now like to the. point where it's like what what what is.

like Douglas Murray talked about this on. the podcast he was saying that this. happens in every civilization before it. collapses people become obsessed with. gender for some reason and then it's. also as a comedian you know especially. like the trans issue or whatever right. you know it's like how do you not. address that when it becomes the number. one this is the number one everyone's. talking about it Non-Stop and then. they're kind of like oh look at all. these guys talking about this and you're. like how do you not it's like an. elephant in the room at that point yeah.

it there's it's an ideology that's being. enforced that you're not allowed to talk. about something that may or may not be. crazy and I'm not talking about all. trans people I'm just talking about the. possibility of crazy people being in any. group is 100% the possibility of crazy. people that are captains of Yachts crazy. dentists crazy everything sure but so. you have to leave room for crazy when it. comes to trans people too and right now. they don't they don't they're not. leaving room for crazy this is why you.

have this guy up in Canada with the. giant rubber tits I love with the. shoulder strapped the goat it's amazing. do you see I don't know if saw the. picture he looks like Tim Dylan when he. has the tits off I think he's running a. con he may be running a con I mean this. is just my opinion but it seems like he. dresses up like a man during the day. which of course it's a con I mean the. whole thing is so funny wearing those. titties all day long it would be nuts. bro it's nuts that you can do that it's. nuts that you could do that teacher as.

well this is where I'm saying like you. have to leave room for crazy in. everything you got to leave room for. crazy and if you don't leave Rome for. crazy then we're in a cult okay now. we're in a cult do you know how like um. in Russia they'll have you know Putin. will play like hockey games and everyone. lets him win they let him do Judo too. yeah they let him do it's kind of. Steven's a G Star well you know he 900. lb he's just these demonstrations no. he's actually legit with Judo I know. he's really legit AO right no no no no.

no Judo is he Judo yeah yeah yeah no. he's a black belt he's an actual black. belt Putin is a legitimate black belt. like when you watch him throw people. around watch video of it pull up Putin. does. judo 100% he's legit so he's the okay so. he's legit that I actually didn't know. that part Fu he used to be a KGB guy but. the hockey he plays against like you. know high level professional let him. they let him do hockey let him when he. gets 11 points against you know but I.

feel like sometimes the trans stuff's. that where everyone just kind of right. it. is it is the same thing cuz everyone's. scared but when you watch him do Judo. like 100% that's real skill like 100%. like he definitely knows his [ __ ] like. if I saw that guy teaching at a a judo. Academy somewhere he's a black belt and. he was an instructor I would say yes. legitimate nice yeah Putin really knows. Judo what about Seagal what do you think. of Seagal he really is really good at. Aikido he was he was the goat right no.

no but he was very talented like if you. just watch his uh fluidity and his. technique in aido if you go back to the. early days when he was running a dojo in. Japan and I think he was legitimately. the first American to run an aido dojo. in Japan no [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah and. uh he was I think he was married to the. daughter of one of the main sense or. something like so he was like deep in. the culture and he was really good at.

aido but aido is a martial art that was. developed to to disarm people with. swords so when someone's coming at you. with a sword you don't have a sword. you're disarming them the idea is to try. to use their momentum against them so. it's it's kind of a reactive martial art. and it's like it's using your momentum. and then using leverage and using. technique but it's not a it's not like. offensive and what he did in the movies. is he made it offensive like if you go. to like above thew law is a [ __ ].

great movie well he turned it into a. tool to get tons of this is him when. he's older okay this is like this is uh. doag cagar D cagal is not the best cagar. you want to go to black and white film. cagar cuz you got to realize like above. the law go to uh old Steven Seagal. footage above the law was in Jamie oh. yeah bro I'm telling you as listen the. guy you you can say whatever you want. about the guy now I am just telling you.

yeah this is listen [ __ ] all this go to. Old Steven Seagal footage cuz this is a. lot of like he's you know he's basically. in a movie now right like that's like. he's in a movie those guys aren't really. resist no no no no no uh old Ste I'm. sorry old Steven tagal iido footage. there's like legitimate footage of him. in the. dojo just doing work yeah like when you. see like his uh his ability to throw. there you go he the big Feud with John.

top the top one's legit I've seen this. top. one so it's a lot of the movements and. stuff like very fluid very fluid it's. just not that effective a martial art in. in real practice like in real practice a. wrestler is going to take a a keto down. a keto guy down like 100% of the time I. know aeto guys ever won one of the big. competitions really I mean you could. have a guy who starts out in iido for.

some strange reason is just extraordinar. physically talented like if Jon Jones. got in iido sure he still would [ __ ]. people up in the UFC there's certain. people that are extraordinarily talented. they just they're training at the wrong. place that does happen perhaps it trans. aido figh but aido is just not the it's. not the way to go it's just it's a it's. a beautiful martial art it's a beautiful. thing to learn it is a really effective. tool like if you know iido and a guy has. like a bat he's coming at you it's.

actually a very important thing to know. like some of the principles involved in. in avoiding like these strikes like you. could apply those in in a real situation. but it's just like not the it's just not. the martial art that you would say like. is like on its own what's really good. for for fighting you would say aido I. feel like the reason why even guys like. him aside from that were so great was it. like that they believed it a little you. know when you see kind of you know like. Jason Mamoa right now as an action star.

he doesn't think he's that guy you know. whereas like you know kind of even John. CL and Dam like it was it was getting a. little wishy-washy what was the movie. what was them you know yes yes well I. think the audience capture like that and. especially then you're talking about. like the 80s and the 90s where your. connection to the audience is like so. ethereal it's so like it's mystical like. who are why do they like me where are.

these you don't you don't you don't have. any tweets about you you're not getting. any comments on YouTube you're just like. trying to figure out people like you and. you're just doing karate movies yeah it. is it is very easy to be like a god back. in those days it's kind of like more how. music is where it's I always say that. even if you look at um you know kind of. activist stuff he's doing splits on the. top of like Jean Claud he's been his. split move is the move bro he's doing. splits on on the top of a [ __ ] giant.

pillar overlooking the city I'd be. scared to sit there 90% of Jean Clen vam. was a splits first of all he's a. beautiful man he's the best he's a. beautiful man I mean his body is. Flawless so he's over there Flawless. body doing splits more than splits too. it's like look at him he can do splits. on he could do splits on two chairs. where he puts one heel on each chair and. he like suspends his body that's nuts oh. that's really hard to do.

man remember the video I think it was. CGI it had to be CGI where they did it. in between the two trucks has a picture. of it that's. CGI both it has to be C do some of it. but yeah they didn't I think he really. can do that with his legs still he. really can do I don't think they were. moving though yeah but they're they're. not going to do that in between trucks. and he goes under the truck and he lose. John Claude vanam in a [ __ ] horrific. semi accident where his body gets turned. into meat I think he's doing uh didn't.

he's doing some wild stuff right now. he's got oh on the internet yeah I think. well he had that uh he he did like a web. series and then he had like some porn. star girlfriend he was posting photos of. him just like in a hot tub with the just. like rocking out damn yeah was kind of. cool but I was I was kind of even saying. that the same way that it used to be. more mystical with the action stars back. then like you were saying that like it. kind of reminds me of why feel like. activist messages work better with music. Ians than like you know podcasters or.

comedians cuz it's sort of like with. musicians like the you know save the. children whatever you want to say you. know very like we got to feed those kids. and then but you don't have to really. answer anything more than that right and. then it's kind of like with with uh or. you could say something in between songs. yeah you could you get one comment in. yeah but then after it becomes like by. the way [ __ ] the Supreme Court yeah yeah. 100% woo woo woo woo and B needs cify. roie way sh yeah and if you think women.

should be in the kitchen you can leave. this concert right now right but if you. say that here you be like well what do. you mean by that it's like lecturing. lecturing dudes are. sus they're super sus when dudes lecture. other dudes I'm like damn you're. sus that was those just those are closet. creeps a lot of the time that area where. when things got like real wild in 2016. the dudes that became the big lecturers. were the the girls you kind of like got.

it a little more there's a few of them. that I know that I was like what are you. doing what you doing what's that about. did you ever yeah I mean you've had did. you did imagine it working imagine you. say you know respect women and all a. sudden the guy reads that tweet and it's. like oh yeah why [ __ ] I should should. should respect my God I mean thank God. you wrote that yeah yeah yeah I just. changed my entire opinion of the way I. think of everything at yeah I didn't. even think there were people until I saw. your Tweet. [Music].

what the [ __ ] is the [ __ ] you. doing believe all. women believe everyone how how about. that I believe believe all the people. all the time do you think believe. everybody no one's lying do you think. that uh that right now I think your. average dude that was like that has sort. of felt a little embarrassed the same. way that the same way that your average. dude that was all in on Co like like day. after remember when when Co happened I.

was kind of filming stuff and I had a. few buddies that like messaged me being. like do this kind of you're responsible. that you're like filming or whatever and. I guys that I that are cool and I was. kind of like I think you're going to be. embarrassed that you sent me this. and years later yep yeah they were but I. think that you know some dudes that were. like all in on you know some people have. a heightened level of anxiety and it's. not even their fault it's like where you. are maybe you're at a one or two some.

people are at a [ __ ] six all the time. so something like Co comes along and it. just rattles them to like a nine whereas. you stay at a six yeah you know you're. like where they would be normally like. wow [ __ ] world's [ __ ] now that. would be them normally and then Co comes. along and they just some people just. thought the way we all felt about it in. the beginning everybody in the beginning. was scared I remember those days. everybody in in the beginning was like. who this is weird yeah no one was yeah.

at the very least you're like everybody. was worried cuz they shut the whole. country down everybody was worried we're. hearing the stories ventilators running. out of ventilators we were all scared. yeah I was robbing people's houses. 2023 there I see people driving with. masks on I saw a guy drive with a mask. on that guy's not coming back driving. driving with the mask the plane's full. of them and they've got the full you. know the Bane mask the whole deal some. people are not coming back they're not. coming back we we broke them there's a.

couple not we but life the thing the. thing that we just went through broke. them three years is enough to break. someone too oh [ __ ] three years is. enough to break a strong person yeah. like when strong person well don't they. like imagine you were going to jail and. you go solitary confinement and they put. you in solitary confinement for three. years like how many isn't there like a. pretty good percentage of people that. lose their mind in that scenario how do. you do that to a person isn't that isn't. it why I mean I had a bit about this at.

one point in time where I was like this. is how much we need each other that. we'll take people that are murderers and. rapists and thieves and swindlers and. the worst punishment you can give them. is leaving them alone yeah isn't that. crazy like the worst punishment you can. give to someone is just leave them alone. you can't talk to. anyone imagine you can't you leave them. alone with no books well you know what's.

it's funny cuz the best reward you can. give someone for about 3 hours is leave. them alone and it goes from yeah you. know what I mean for certain people you. go the best thing you know some someone. that just got too much going on you got. family whatever it is like the best. thing you could have is like you no. one's bugging me for 3 hours and that. slowly becomes the best thing to the. worst nightmare that you can imagine. yeah hell on Earth weird we're so. strange so that's why like people like. well I'm kind of a loner shut the [ __ ].

up shut the [ __ ] up that is a that's a. weird one you kind of like being alone. sometimes yeah but no one wants to be. alone and if you do be careful cuz then. you're Ted kazinski if you really want. to be alone you probably hate people and. you're trying to blow them up and also. the people that like say that that want. to be alone you're like yeah you want to. be alone but in front of a TV you know. right are you alone you know it's like. you no none of those people that are. like yeah I just go to my basement shut. the lights off that's it in the dark. like a serial killer contemplate My.

Demise just just think I try to feel my. cells reproducing poorly like a yeah. like a psych whiches which ones are. which ones are going to fail me first. before I perish yeah that is kind of. what it is yeah just sitting there. thinking of you having sex matches. burning them down to your fingertips. alone in the. dark blisters on your fingers from. holding yeah yeah okay if you say that. you okay you're kind of a loner yeah. correct real loner we need to keep a. [ __ ] eye on you yeah that is correct.

you. are it is [ __ ] weird how much we need. each other we need each other so bad. yeah so I watched that that's I watched. a lot of people get broken because of. that stuff especially in Cana where it. was like way crazier you know what I. mean like my mom I always say my mom was. like a a good pulse of what just like a. normal person is cuz she like I always. say she like watches like Fox and CNN. but just thinks they're both just news. so she'll literally watch the news and. be like the news can't make up their.

mind because she's like do that's. hilarious you know what I mean like you. talk about this in your ass I've never. said that on stage God you have to it. like makes me laugh cuz she'll think. she'll be like they can't decide whether. they like the president whether they. hate like it's all you know what I. mean 100% you should write that down I. yeah that's okay so there's that's like. fertile territory you know someone. starts talking about something you like. see a whole fertile field in front of. them like oh you can do something I've. TR well so so she would kind of like At.

first be like you know they need to lock. it all down and then there was a bit. where she was like getting mad been like. it's been six months I can't see my. friends this doesn't even make sense and. I it's like and I was kind of like just. go see your friends who cares there was. a point where there you know when they. were saying like you know you can only. have two people and then they're like we. upped it to three and I'm like I mean I. don't know make it zero I'm not really. paying attention to what the rules are. it's easy to have uh hindsight and look. back and think you would have done it. differently that's that's part of the. problem too. CU you know the if you're the government.

and you tell someone. something changing course is so hard. it's a big ass boat steer big boat to. steer you tell him everyone's going to. die and then you go actually very few. people that are. unhealthy are going to die and the rest. of them are going to be fine you'd be. like what like out of all the people I. know yeah like if you if if if you're. the Govern. and you start like taking in information.

as time goes on you realize oh we're way. off on this like this is really just. affects old people and overweight people. yeah [ __ ] um but we want want to [ __ ]. keep this party going how do I yeah so. if I don't keep the party going I'm like. a I'm like the wrong you know I'm like. supporting I'm a bad guy now now you're. encouraging people to get sick you know. like you're you're not like if you've if. you've played to the people with the. highest levels of anxiety if you all of.

a sudden shift course and ask for. courage to be like what the [ __ ] are you. talking about what you up to here like. Well why'd you change your idea you were. with us we were like lock it all down. there's a lot of lock it all down people. lock it all down and triple mask up and. no one moves no more working we need a. redistribution of wealth get in your. closet you go was so F you go all we. need to lock it down and we need to take. all your money you go what was that last. part you go and also yeah and also less. men in the you know in Tech and you're.

like how how does this one relate again. just shut up together well through the. vaccine yeah a medical intervention. became a sign of being a leftist well it. did and and avoiding a medical. intervention became a sign of being a. right winger it was really weird wild. really wild really wild like if you just. said like I don't think I want to take. that after what I've heard from people. that took it and people go what are you. a trump supporter like instantly and it. wasn't that wasn't really the breakdown.

either it was like you know kind of like. a lot of Old Hippie types like a lot of. my like Urban friends in Toronto like. most the most people that I know that. wouldn't take it was like rapper dudes. oh yeah and they were Ice Cube famously. turned down a movie I think it was worth. like $9 million yeah I'm sure he didn't. like Trump I could I would imagine. that I would imagine the cube wasn't. loving Trump are [ __ ] suspicious. whatever people were suspicious cuz it. takes a long time to figure out what the.

overall long-term negative effects are. of drugs that's why it takes a long time. to for them to license them I mean it. takes a like for a drug to be approved. like generally I mean how many years. does it take for a vaccine to normally. be approved yeah and something that's. like very novel a novel type of vaccine. it's so unusual that it got approved so. quick and it if it wasn't for Co it most. likely wouldn't have right I mean it was. was an emergency use authorization thing.

for people to be nervous about something. like that seems rational it seems. rational I know the other side of it. well I know a lot of you know kind of. maybe more right leing dudes that were. like super into the vaccine and they. were like if you're a republican you you. you don't like the vaccine and they're. like well I'm a republican I I like the. vaccine because they're just older or. whatever more safe or have a different. like view on life this narrative that. you were an idiot if you didn't want to. take it like how do you guys both yeah I. know both on both sides yeah how do you.

guys know for sure what's happening here. how do you know for sure like how much. research are you doing how much have you. looked at the studies are are you. looking at like who it's affecting and. what that there's actually things you. can do to kind of mitigate that you can. take vitamins and supplements and they. boost your immune system and you. probably should. be quit vaping I didn't look at any of. the studies and talked about it a lot. but uh in the end in the beginning I. think they were saying for some weird. reason that people who smoked. cigarettes a lower level of infection I.

was like yeah they're probably cooking. the [ __ ] the co out of their system. their body's like hey we got enough gunk. in here we don't have any we don't have. any room for any of this Co stuff Mr. burn style I wonder if feel like if a. chain smoker like you're filtering all. that covid through cigarette smoke like. I wonder if it actually kills the Co in. your lungs we all know someone that you. know is like in the worst shape drinks. smokes non stop and like they're the. first guy out being like let's go and.

you're like how are you not dead right. some bodies just know how to deal with. like yeah I think that is it they just. you just got like well first of all you. have tar like legit just like a tar like. filter covering your whole body yeah. yeah pores are all cloged yeah they. callus it's like a you know construction. workers with the calluses they have that. and then the alcohol your liver is just. like covered in a filter of you know. alcohol so I. your liver is just superpowered Li is.

like a powerlifter every day it's like. pumping out like serious serious alcohol. and that's your natural state so I think. your body too and this is the total. speculation. but there's a point where your body. essentially it kind of give the reason. for pain is to be like hey don't do that. you know put your I think their your. body probably gives so much like your. lungs hurt your body hurts but they. don't listen so the body just goes do. what you want then I'll stop we'll even. we'll stop sending the the sensors up to.

your body that this is bad yeah your. body just gives up yeah they go sure. just a constant state of inflammation. everywhere so you just go numb that's. what it is yeah there some people that. live like that for a long ass time there. some like crazy right when those guys. Duty substance abusers that lived for. how old is Keith Richards yeah you know. he wasn't a boozer though killing it. yeah I he not hardcore I mean never got. fat it's the boozers that get fat that.

seems like that that's not. good you know like because uh there's. there's people that are overweight just. because they drink too much beer so the. the calories consuming in beer nine bags. a night they're like how much what is. like a bud tall boy what's the calories. in a Bud tall. boy I would guess a tall boy my guess. would be 480 480 Jamie what do you think. it is. four low end five highend I might have.

pulled it up I guess like 300 yeah I 300. was a normal I was thinking like 350 so. you'll go 300 I'll go 350 and would you. say four what I said 450 I think. 450 for a tall can though not did you. say Bud Light or bud bud 195 in one. that's it that's propaganda that's a lie. they're [ __ ] they're working with the. government it seems like it's way more. than that it's only 190 calories tall.

boy so a normal one's what. 100 um that seems ridiculous 120 I don't. buy it yeah I've seen there's like a. commercial for Miller Light or something. they're like we're only one more calorie. than MC Ultra it's like oh really really. that's. crazy yeah I'm having trouble buying it. but well whatever either way if you. drink 12 of them it's like yo after the. end of the night you're just like yeah. let me just have three another thousand. calories let me have two Subway buns so. just drink five Bud tall boys which many.

gentlemen do on a fine Saturday evening. yeah that's a th000 extra calories yeah. every every night every night and if you. hate your job why not keep drinking you. know yeah so don't quit drinking if you. hate your job that being said I think. the original hypothesis that you know. it's better to just be on heroin it. probably isn't right either I think. heroin is probably better for you if you. get the stuff that Keith Richards is. getting if you're doing it completely. right sure yeah he's getting heroin like.

straight out of Afghanistan they. probably fly in on a drone he probably. lands in his mansion in Connecticut on a. drone he definitely got the guy a brick. you know it's probably got like the. brown paper over it and Twine roping it. together 2018 gives up drinking almost. for a year he got fed up oh he said he. hasn't been on the hard booze for about. a year so he drank like 75 that's. yeah but he I guarantee he's still. drinking he just gave up on.

moonshine he's probably just drinking. wine or something he said he gave up on. the hard it said the hard drinks. favorite drink was Jack Daniels or vodka. occasional glass of wine still or beer. yeah so we'll have beers and wine he. just gave up on drinking Jack Daniel. straight out of the bottle like right. there and he taking it easy so old I'm. just going to take it easy tonight two I. saw them and it was almost like. psychedelic experience really yeah yeah.

yeah I was like mesmerized when I saw I. couldn't believe they were really there. I was. like holy [ __ ] that really is Mick. Jagger that really is Keith Richards. like wow yeah it is cool where'd you see. them they were here they were in Austin. at the yeah at the racetrack yeah the. Dakota um the Circuit of Americas it's. cool [ __ ] crazy to watch them that. old still jamming out yeah still doing. it is still dancing around doing like.

the dancing like a girl at like 85 is. strange right it's weird but it's mck. Jager you let it go of course it's cool. you know whatever it is but that's him. dud I actually saw them in Toronto uh. there's this thing called SARS stock you. remember when SARS was coming around the. original Co yes I do so they did a big. Festival I think I think there was like. a problem where the stage broke and some. people died or something I think it was. oh no yeah I don't know correct me if. I'm wrong but I think there was some big. debacle there but I saw them there. wasn't there a time like back in the day. where the Hell's Angels killed the guy.

at one of their concerts that's that. used to be the deal is like you hire. Hell's Angels to be your bouncers was. that what they did one of your I thought. it was like just audience members I. thought like the Hell's Angel were in. the audience is that what happened with. that well I don't know if find this. specific one but that used to be like a. big thing in music is let's hire you. know how Angels guys but I think that. what a great idea I think it's a great. idea till you realize they've got like. yeah yeah yeah they now they've got like. a also they have a drug ring that.

they're running at your Festival. American man who was killed in 1969. Altimont freak concert during the. performance by The Rolling Stones Hunter. approached the stage and he was. violently driven off by members of the. Hell's Angels motorcycle club who agreed. to serve as security guards oh so you're. right security guard that's what it was. that is it you want can I tell so they. the guy was rushing the stage and they. beat him to death is that what happened. I thought he got stab it was like the. Chappelle thing but they took it a. little further but I think I feel like.

someone got stabbed oh it's on film oh. je Christ me and Jamie were talking. about the Twitter Fight Club shelter let. me. see it's on film oh my God I don't know. if I guess it would be yeah um I mean. that's most of Twitter right now is. watching fight videos that I don't want. to see dude there's so much on Instagram. that they let through so much like finds. their way into your feed you're like how. am I watching this how how is this how. is this.

okay um I. can't tell what's happening yeah that is. wild and this is 1969. man I don't think you or I is really you. I don't think we're ever going to really. understand how crazy 1969 was I I think. we're too we're we missed it we whatever. the. [ __ ] people aren't big that there's no. there's no there's no people that are. that big anymore really well there are.

but it's a different thing right it's a. different thing with the internet the. whole thing is different decentralized. what I'm saying is like the change. between the 1950s and 1969 only 19 years. in the way the culture was like think. about the just music think about Buddy. Holly like [ __ ] you know all that. kind big is Sue big it's great music but. you go from that to Hendrick yeah like. what happened what the the [ __ ] happened. the world changed yeah and it's kind of.

It kind of always I always look at. culture through music a little bit but. like it's always the things go so far. you know one way and people get sick of. it like you know the even like Punk and. stuff it always goes like very soft and. then there's some guy kind of singing. about his girlfriend and stuff like that. and then people get so sick of that [ __ ]. then the next guy's like I hate women. yeah well this it's like every now and. then the culture needs like a jolt of. something different like sick of it. was there was all hair bands and then.

Nirvana came along and Nirvana. essentially killed the Hair Band yeah. everybody wanted to be moody like I. don't want I'm tired of partying man I. just want to be moody I want to be like. deep yeah and also the next generation's. like that it also gets corporate too. right so you know the thing becomes it's. so hip and it's so the genre becomes. corporate right and then there's some. new scene that isn't like that's why I. always like all art it's so cool to me. that that's why Austin to me is this cuz. art always happens in these little. pockets right like the grunge was the.

Seattle you know the you guys have your. Austin thing where it's like I might. even just like kind of hanging with you. guys at uh the Vulcan it was like you. know there's five or six of you and. you're not there's no one telling you. what to do and just like really just. this like movement I remember like. Toronto I felt like I had that where it. was just there's no one telling you what. to do it's eight people that are all. kind of U inventing a new little style. and pushing each other and that's how. culture always kind of forms the best. and then that becomes someone from that. culture gets so popular and then after. eight years everyone gets a little sick.

of that yeah they'll get sick of. everything no matter what but this this. idea that that shouldn't be the case you. shouldn't get yeah it's good good that. things shift around it's cool when. something is like as good as Nirvana. like you know all that hair band stuff. there was like a weird moment where I. think people lost their [ __ ] minds. where it was all like guys had just. giant big hair and wearing makeup and it. was real glammy very strange very. strange yeah and then Nirvana came along. and just [ __ ] tanked it just like.

enough of this whole thing yeah he. really going be wearing I'm gonna be. wearing like a a crappy sweater and you. know crappy jeans yeah screaming rape. me yeah yeah Jesus Christ you're not the. only one they were so good yeah they. were so good that the they tanked an. opposing industry honestly yeah just. with their talent I mean all that stuff. just went away all that stuff went away. that was all that crazy hair there was.

like a hundred of those bands and they. all look exactly the same too by the way. they all had crazy big hair and they. were all wearing like leopard skinn. jackets and [ __ ] they had lipstick on it. was so weird it was so it was such a. weird thing I love it yeah that's funny. it was such a weird thing that like a. very. feminized like male. was was like super attractive in the. music business only not like one of. those guys was like an action star and.

was like kicking ass with like makeup on. and [ __ ] kiss heels there wasn't that. but there was something about those guys. singing that there was you accepted a. certain amount of gender bending yeah. and you also those guys there is a big. difference that I think people always. miss when they're talking about like the. guys used to dress like that but those. guys were dressing like that but they. were like very masculine dudes you know. what I mean right cuz it was a bunch. just Stanley yeah just like a a a band.

van is a very similar to like a sports. dressing room it's a bunch of guy. anytime you put like a bunch of guys. together for a long time like there's a. dynamic there right so yeah they're. they're a bunch of dudes acting like. dudes but then they you know but makeup. on yeah and then they giant heels but. they're not saying they get their hair. teased up and then [ __ ] get out there. and shake their hips you know what the. craziest thing to me they sing about. they sing about getting girls too which. is funny look what Rob howford did was. Rob hord from Judith Priest was so.

[ __ ] good yeah Judith Priest was so. good that they got people to dress up. like like a biker yeah like everybody. decided to dress up like a biker they. got everyone on like the thing they they. kind of like gay biker how many people. yeah when you find out that Rob was gay. they tricked everyone like do you know. how amazing that I think that there was. any guy at the club when they found out. he was gay there was like what the ri. ripping off his leather you how many. guys must have tweaked out when they.

found out he was gay he's got the [ __ ]. mask got another thing. coming you're tell you're telling me. this guy's gay ripping off his bondage. outfit dude I had a friend of mine in. high school he used to listen to Rob. howford like you got another thing. coming that was like his Mantra like for. him getting out of the town he was that. dude that was like kind of like socially. troubled and he had get out of town he. was going to make his way you got. another thing that was his I remember. going damn that is a fresh. song that song was amazing so he he.

would listen to that song to get hyped. up about leaving town did he did he ever. lost touch with him if you ever go back. he's like working at the tackle shop I'm. only in touch with a couple of my. friends from the high school um my two. of my best friends and I'm still friends. with uh back then uh my My two friend. jimmies those were guys I went to high. school with the jimmies yeah I but they. went to North I went to high school in. Newton South so we were like in the same. town but we didn't go to the same school.

so I'm only friends with one dude who. was from my art class who was like the. best the best uh um artist in the art. class this guy John D'Or and he and I we. we communicate on uh email sometimes but. he was like a the guy when when we were. kids it was like this amazing comic book. illustrator how's he doing now was he. comic book illustrator no he he runs a. Speaker Company interesting he actually. stopped doing art for the same reason. that I did because the the teacher that. we had in high school was such a. douchebag he made you not want to do art.

interesting what did he do he was just. miserable he was like you can try this. but it's a waste of time so this guy. John my friend from high school told me. that teacher gave him an f and I just. told you he was the most talented guy in. the class by far I was number three. there was this dude named Kevin he was. number two and I was number three but we. both did a we all three of us did a. comic book together cool yeah like some. martial arts uh dragon thing I forget. what it's called but we we when so funny. cuz you're like this is we're going to. take over the world with this comic book.

stff we would hang out and do art. together but the teacher was such a [ __ ]. he was such a [ __ ] he was like this. miserable older guy with a I remember. his pot belly like he was pregnant but. he was a tiny man was like he was very. thin but with a pot belly yeah it was. just saying you're not going to be able. to do what you want to do with your life. you're you're if you're if you're going. to be an artist you're going to have to. draw things you don't want to draw. there's no way like me nude after class.

if you want an. [Laughter]. a not everyone gets what they want bro. he would he doesn't want to [ __ ] anybody. he didn't want to [ __ ] anybody he just. wanted to go to sleep that guy was just. hated his life he was miserable and he. was just really bad to be around because. he you know you were young and full of. energy and you just wanted to like do. something with your life and this is a. thing that you were doing that you were. kind of getting good at like maybe I. could be an artist I love comic books. maybe I could draw comic books the art.

the art teacher says no such a [ __ ] he. was such a [ __ ] you're like oh my God I. got to get away from you so negative. it's kind of a weird thing with art cuz. you know you you it is true when someone. says hey you know this isn't a good idea. like they're right statistically so. there is something to be said about like. I always I feel like you actually need. most people being like listen this is. probably a bad idea to try to be a. comedian like yeah that is the actual. responsible so when parents they like. that's okay that's not a good idea.

they're right but you only need one. person that's like you can though like. you need you need one guy in your corner. you can't have every person says no. because then it's too you know you're. too afraid but I think that uh a lot of. times there's this weird like sometimes. people say you need too much support. like you know what I mean like if. everyone's like you could do this like. cuz the people that are going to make it. you uh are going to break through a. level of adversity usually you know that. people are going to make it work they.

don't care that people are saying no but. if everyone's saying no I feel like. that's what like ruins some people that. could have been. great everyone saying no so like their. family is saying no yeah like imagine. your imagine your dad's like listen go. to school this probably isn't a good. idea your mom's saying that maybe your. teacher saying that but then you had one. teacher that's like no you got something. here like give one encouraging person. for a guy like I think a lot of young. dudes don't have like one encouraging. person. interesting yeah well I think.

also whatever the [ __ ] you're trying to. do whether you're trying to do standup. comedy or anything else it's going to be. a long ass Road and you can't hope you. get successful really quickly and the. problem with comedy as opposed to. everything else is that people think. they have like a giant head start like. people who a lot of people have the. courage to do it or a little delusional. about like you need a little bit of that. yeah you need a little bit of that but. those people like when you when it's a.

fin line we really don't know until it. works like so many different people. succeed in stand-up comedy that you. wouldn't have thought would have if you. didn't know any better or if you didn't. if you didn't see them in like the first. year of their career when they sucked. yeah if you only saw them like seven. eight years later you would probably. never imagine how bad they sucked eight. years ago you know there's certain guys. like that yeah yeah or how like you know. much of a dick they were or something. you know but it's all about constant.

Improvement and constantly working at it. and some people just don't do that man. the thing about comedy is nobody tells. you to do it like if you're a comic you. can kind of [ __ ] off especially you know. if you like there is the if you're like. in New York and you kind of are making a. Liv and maybe you have a podcast you can. really just like do the bare minimum. yeah but just do a few sets here and. there and do the same 15 minutes but. whenever you see those people like I. always kind of you know like a little. bit B with people I'm always like would. you bet on that guy like when you see. someone two three years in I don't say.

bet on that's what I say I go I don't. say like are they how what what should. they do better what should they do worse. like you know what what mve should they. make should this guy be this should he. be that I just go would you bet on that. guy and if yes he'll figure the rest out. yeah that's what I usually think yeah. and there's a few people that can think. like that where I'm like I would bet and. then there's public people you'll see. like you'll see someone come on the. scene and you go that guy's going to be. huge like you can just tell oh yeah. there's there's certain guys that just. there's certain people that just have a. thing and you're like wow you got a.

thing that thing when you see a new guy. you go who's this guy yeah and then. there's other people that just keep. getting a little better just keep. getting a little better and then you see. him a year later you're like ah nice man. like how you tightened that up compound. keep getting better like the first time. I saw Tim Dylan he was very funny it was. very funny but the second time I saw him. was a long time later second time I saw. him live was a long time later I was. like holy [ __ ] yeah I go dude that was. amazing it cck right yeah he was just.

doing the road a lot he said he was just. constantly doing the road so he's like. doing all these headliner spots he's. doing so much time he's like everything. just tightened up and you know. especially when you're doing a there's. different different personalities are. easier to do when you're starting you. know like let's say you're like a big. fun fat guy like yeah that personality. you know 6 months in can kind of connect. you know but if you're being like an. [ __ ] like there's there's so many. where you're like yo that's really funny. but not enough funny for how much of.

you're being an [ __ ] right you're not. likable at all I'm that like it took me. forever to figure out that right like. balance of like telling the audience I'm. better than them but also like I don't. know Tak yeah there's also a defensive. thing too right because like if you. think you're going to bomb a little bit. of it he was like [ __ ] these people you. know you don't want to admit that you're. not doing it right yet you want to. believe that it's. them me the audience has no data. whatsoever. you know what y this is what I was kind.

of thinking of what I kind of feel like. the audience sometimes because there is. Comics that almost treat it like a job. especially in cities I'm sure in La you. saw a lot of this Boston you probably. saw a ton of this the guys that it's a. very like a job for them where they go. hey you know oh yeah the the 10. o'clock's pretty good the 11 o'clock you. know a little bit of a loud table at the. back the sex stuff doesn't go you. probably want to keep it to the. relationship material for the table and. like it's very you know like we want the. audience to have a good time that's the. job right right and I was kind of. thinking like it's almost you know the.

game keep up like uh no like where you. just like you're playing with like a. let's say like a soccer ball and you're. just trying to keep it in the air like. with your feet and yeah just like a. simple game like that or hockey sack. right right it's I feel like sometimes. standups like keep up where if if you. just say that the job is to keep the. ball in the air that's the job but then. you go what's the guy doing when the. ball's in the air the other guy's like. underneath doing like a flip then he. puts it up but if you're just watching. the ball in the air that's the audience. so there is data if it fell down you go. that didn't work right but the data is. like that's the you want to keep the job.

is to keep the ball in the air keep the. audience happy but then what else are. you doing while you're even able to do. that that's kind of how I think I stand. up a little bit sometimes interesting. that's an interesting way to think about. it because you're like yeah those two. people both killed they both did the job. you're like that guy did a back flip and. then did the ball that guy just kept it. up again yeah well I always I definitely. feel like that if I feel like someone is. using tricks like if someone's killing. with tricks all of the tricks trick you. ever seen someone kill and you're just. like oh man they're like someone that.

you know and they're like oh man that. guy's killing and I didn't I didn't know. they kill like that you walk and they go. you come ah crowd. work crowd work the person's. slaughtering you go I didn't know that. Kevin killed like that or whoever I'm. making up a name but yeah crowd work is. an interesting one cuz sometimes it's. the most fun sometimes when something. goes wrong fun of course just like just. the live moment of just being around. people and doing standup it's like this. like they know that it's you you might. [ __ ] up at any moment you know they know.

that you're you're killing and. everything's going great but they're. we're all like locked in in this weird. hive mind and when something goes wrong. or something happens or some crazy. person there's something about it as. long as you can keep it in line there's. something about it that's kind of. exciting because it's like yeah this is. live yeah like this is live this is like. this is how it really is I know this. isn't just a out performance like [ __ ]. can go. sideways it's fun like people like.

watching people do a little Highwire. walk you know like there's there's. something about that they enjoy it so. when [ __ ] goes sideways during a show no. and it's and there's the there's such. like the subtle differences that you. kind of like hone over the year of like. I'm sure you've done a bit that you know. you kind of started saying it at the. beginning of you know working on it and. people in the audience were like yo. finally someone says that you know and. then you find like 9 months later you're. doing that bit and people in the.

audience are kind of like yeah you're. like was this a hot take 9 months ago. and now everyone agrees with that hot. takes are way more transient today don't. you think yes I mean I don't even mean. like a cultural hot I mean like a you. know this whole idea is out it could. even be like a idea you know uh. discussion or whatever but yeah yeah of. course hot takes you you get four months. out of them maybe yeah it used to be a. hot take could last a long time. narratives were established and they. last a long time yeah look how quick the.

pregnant man became an emoji of course. was really quick and someone does it. perfect. right that's what you know what they. need is the the titties teacher needs to. get like a fake pregnant belly and come. in and be like I'm pregnant now yes I. need pregnancy time yeah pregnant man. and everybody was like okay you get it. you get your pregnancy. time they would 100% letter. him it she them they whatever I'm.

supposed to say I don't know if he's. running a con or if uh I mean that's. what the claim is if it but it could. also be that's how they want to move. around in Disguise and that's not their. true identity their true identity is her. with the capital Z tits yeah that that's. they like when when you looked in the. mirror without the. tits she's like it doesn't I'm look I'm. looking at a stranger right now it's so. so wild that the school's like I'm. living in a stranger body without big. tits yeah without big tits I'm just.

don't know who I am how funny is it. being a guy that being like you know I'm. that's how I see uh my wife that's why. she needs to get implants cuz I have. this thing in my head when I look at her. I just. picture oh God we're so weird it's such. a weird time for everything such a weird. time for everything people just like. there's something about this long the. pandemic accelerated everything cuz it. accelerated the the this uh disconnect. that we have with each other it.

accelerated the uh division between the. right and the left accelerated. everything and it also accelerated this. weird culture War it's accelerated all. this gender pronoun stuff and so much. trans stuff and it's like there's a. there's a there's like an ideological. storm that's going on it seems like to. me it felt like anxiety and then Ukraine. like. have to support Ukraine like how much. information do you have about this to.

say that you're like we should be. supporting the potential start of World. War II like how much information do you. have I know that I'm a good guy if I do. it that's all really I need do you know. about the potential outcomes if this. progresses yeah boring not interested. I'm just put a Ukraine flag in my bio. you can put a Ukraine flag in your bio. with zero. understanding of what's going on sure I. did a video about that but did yeah I.

did a I'm a Ukraine Guy video your. [ __ ] videos are very funny dude I. really enjoy I enjoy that you take so. many chances and you just [ __ ] around. all the time and you're always doing new. subjects it's really fun yeah that's all. I've been since I was like you know. young I just like wanted to make videos. that's yeah your videos are great. they're really fun but that's you know. what you're saying like everything got. wild it's kind of crazy like and just. cuzz the industry did change so much but. like the way that things are decentral. ized and the players you know like you. someone like you or you know like Louis.

and B retweeting videos like to me. that's like moving America like that's. way cooler than any that could be. happening at Comedy Central or whatever. like to me that's so the way that the. game's like changed and that's so much. more important like I have a manager. that legitimately I don't talk to you. know every once in a while he'll call me. and be like hey do you want like hey you. should like write a movie about this and. try to pitch it and I'll be like yeah. yeah get on that and then you know sort. of like get off the phone and he'll be. like they'll say me things like do you. want to audition for this and I'll be.

like no and then I'll be like I tell. people I'm offer only and he goes okay. well anyways no offers so that's I guess. that that and you're just like what is. this even like this is the podcasting. touring like making videos like I'm. running like a Production Studio I got. six employees like this is so much. better than in my opinion what it was. before so everything has like a positive. and negative well if you wanted to do. television shows though if that was your. thing I did I did that's all I wanted to. do um it you know you can kind of do the. same thing now with video I mean uh.

didn't uh Ridley Scott just film an. entire movie with this uh new Samsung. Galaxy s23 Ultra these [ __ ] cameras. on Modern smartphones are so good it's. all the lighting too filming movies they. did one on an iPhone as well right of. course you can kind of do it now I mean. you kind of can do that now these things. have 8K video it's no it's the whole. thing's very it's all you know become a.

great editor it's like the most. important thing do it you can do it. yourself what my point is like and you. can upload it yourself and it'll get. seen instantly and people can share it. the craziest thing ever that's happening. now is the ability to just share. something so if you put up a video and. it resonates and then people like. ah Ryan killed it and then I'll send it. I'll send it to this guy and this guy. I'll send it to that guy and then boom. and the videos just go up man it's wild.

so many of those it's all friends. friends get publicly sending it. privately which is a lot of My. Philosophy with like you know my podcast. and everything is like the kind of uh. like the way that guys talk when it's. girls aren't there and when a girl's. there it's a little different and I kind. of think of the videos that way too and. just I'll do it even though I maybe. shouldn't I just do it the way I do it. right and yeah when you have that many. people like sharing it all you kind of. it just created this like whole new. ecosystem and with kind of like do you.

know how it used to be yeah making TV. shows was cool and I still like would. want to do that but yeah everybody. wanted a Comedy Central show or an HBO. show I made a few TV shows when I was in. Canada and yeah everybody wanted like a. sitcom the sitcom days in the 90s man. that's all anybody wanted it was like. the gold rush it was literally like. people were coming out here they were. Pioneers they were biting. rocks [ __ ] what about a janitor yeah. bro it was crazy like what about a. janitor and he wears a weird hat and.

he's a detective had a bunch of ideas. that she was trying to pitch through the. store she's going to like develop them. through the store love the guy with a. hook yeah yeah but there was like [ __ ]. man that was Kevin James Roseanne yeah. there's you know the Jerry Seinfeld's of. the world you know that that was Yes. dear just all these random ones you. forget about Yeah Yeah Tim Allen if you. could get a [ __ ] sitcom you were made. man so everybody was just doing that and. now it's different now it's like that.

doesn't even really exist anymore like. the there's such a small amount of. sitcoms it's not like the old days where. every Network had sitcoms on Tuesday. Wednesday Monday Sunday they had sitcoms. Thursday sitcoms were on all the time. now I don't think they have that many. anymore there's like a few on Netflix if. you watch a laugh track sitcom now. you're just like yo this is crazy it's. weird why laughing in your.

house you have you have a [ __ ]. audience in your house while you guys. are arguing about who lift leaves the. seat up this is a horror movie. dude yeah why aren't they scared it's a. horror movie it's a horror movie that's. funny people in the Attic that keep. laughing at you whatever you. do [ __ ] up he just Roars of laughter. you're in Hell the microscope forever. and ever and ever oh God you didn't open. the jar right again dude that's a Black.

Mirror episode if I've ever heard one. you're trapped in trapped in sitcom what. about this a horror movie and uh a guy. that's killing every podcaster that was. on this one podcast what does this say. they're increasing there's three times. as many scripted shows now. as but multi multi camera sitcom. included no I understand I understand. comedy's included but what I'm talking. about is comedy by itself I just mean. sitcoms I understand there're scripted.

shows but that also includes Law and. Order that includes Game of Thrones it. includes what I'm saying is okay you're. saying that's more TV show saying more. TV shows in general and just less comedy. less comedy there's definitely more TV. shows than ever but I want to know like. how many sitcoms are there now is there. with a laugh track yeah those the old. school kind multicam yo like. legitimately where there's a studio. audience laughing I know well everybody. has to stand sideways when they talk cuz.

the camera is right here he have to like. stand sideways and talk like this I mean. Big Bang Theory was maybe pretty recent. I guess yeah that was pretty recent I. mean it went to pretty recent it didn't. start pretty recent the Rosanne show. that got cancelled that was pretty. recent I don't know if it had a laugh. track or whatever but I think it I think. it had an audience I mean when you say. laugh track studio audience there was a. studio audience yeah uh they just. brought back Night Court that is a. sitcom and they remade it John larette's. on it no [ __ ] yeah um there's a Damon.

Wayne show that's in the. works hell yeah on CBS yeah there's. stuff out there it's just like no one. again no one's. watching yeah there's a thing like but. there's way less than there used to be. though right isn't it cuz back in the. friends days when I was on new radi. things like these are not Carolina in. the city there was like they were every. night there was multiple sitcoms deals. these are you know a run on some new. network you go what's that channel you. go it's it's we just invented it yeah.

and I remember like xbc 4555 CS was big. on dramas CBS for drama and NBC had the. sitcoms and then ABC had some big. sitcoms too but man I do feel like. moving like I I think of my biggest. mistake when I look back at my life not. my big but like one of the things I like. was stupid that I would won't do again I. don't think was I was very very very set. on like making TV shows like I really. like love Tom Green and I was like I was.

doing all these DVDs and I was so like. set on that that I followed that like. dream four years after it was like over. do you know what I mean I was like no. one cared about TV it was like over I. was sort of like not in Vogue in. television but I just like I was so set. so I try to be more I think I think. moving into like as more technological. everything gets the more Mobility uh. mentally and physically will be like. rewarded in in most Industries more so. than never before that's what I think. you might be right.

yeah I'm uh I'm always curious to where. things are. going would you would you ever do a. sitcom or like a movie again or is that. like I don't think so I would do a movie. with with a friend like for fun last. time last movie I did was with Kevin. James he need's a good friend of mine it. was fun yeah that's cool those I did a. couple of them with him but uh it's just. the it's just too timec consuming and uh. it's not my favorite thing to do all. time consuming it's and it's not that I.

don't think it's fun because it is fun I. love doing news radio news radio radio. was a lot of fun but other things are. fun too and they don't take as much time. and I I enjoy them more like I enjoy. podcasts more than I ever enjoyed acting. I enjoy like having scientists on. getting to [ __ ] pick their brain and. ask questions and talking world champion. athletes and comedians it's it's [ __ ]. fun so like if I was gauging like do you. do you want to act the problem is it. takes too much time and it's not as fun.

as the other thing it really isn't it's. not as fun and you're never like the top. level of acting is you can cry and do a. lot of different characters all the. other stuff you're just like I don't. know I guess they're all good at it. right there's some like regular. detective TV. show who can't [ __ ] do that who can't. pretend to be a detective on like a CVS. 10 p.m. drama yeah how many people like. rappers and everything like that just. became actors and they're all basketball.

players fit right in what movies nothing. else in the world has that ever happened. with no guy's been like you know what. I'm going to I was you know what I was. I've done enough rapping I'm going to go. be the best dentist in the world yeah. exactly because if you really think. about it like how many people have done. that they've trans how about Jesse. Ventura he went back and forth guy was a. Navy SEAL he was a UDT diver that goes. on to become WWE Champion and a big. movie star then he becomes the governor.

of Minnesota yeah yeah you're a wild and. then I think yeah he's had like a crazy. run crazy run the wrestler and alot. wrestlers a lot of wrestlers have big. careers after well the big personalities. and also the the character that you have. to have to endure the punishment those. guys take mean those guys are beating. the [ __ ] out of each other they're. throwing each other on top of tables and. [ __ ] beating each other into Styles. like you get rattled like everyone's. getting rattled every for like no money.

at the beginning too so there's like a. love for. it. yeah it's a hard way to make a. living well you I know I that used to be. like one of my favorite things to watch. the pro wrestling well the old wrestling. documentary together with Tony I. actually do like pro wrestling but I. really like the old like that that was. more when I was young I don't like. follow like that now but you know the. Jake The Snake documentary kind and some. of them are so wild where you just like. this guy was the king of the world and. you're like here's my like you know.

Shack that I live in and my you know my. my wife is a hooker whatever I don't. know just like these wild lives he's. like here's my here's my pills I got to. take so I can walk and it's like you. know a pill drawer the size of a barrel. just goes on and on Diamond Dallas Pig. has this whole yoga thing that he does. to rehabil rehabilitate these guys it's. amazing he's achieved some amazing. results and Jake the Snake too he he. went with him he's uh he's he's so agile. for a guy that like has a completely. [ __ ] up back he just does yoga every.

day yeah and he does his sort of dynamic. style of yoga and it's like he's got all. these videos where he CHS guys that were. all [ __ ] up with back injuries and he. slowly worked them up to the point where. they can run did you do did you do yoga. yeah I do yoga yeah I had a I had like a. I've had very bad Voice issues over my. life and I had to get like surgery and. stuff and whatever what was it I just. had like nodes but like crazy ones do. you scream in y yeah just I got them. from yoga you want to tell me what to do.

imagine if there was. a a yoga class that did not enforce any. discipline and let you scream if it hurt. cuz that's the whole thing about yoga is. everybody just deals with their own [ __ ]. you can't just be like oh [ __ ] you know. what's funny [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't keep. my [ __ ] foot up. bro IM that's your yoga class it's like. part of it is your owed to express. yourself any way you like people would. completely take advantage of it all.

these needy narcissistic [ __ ] would be. just screaming in every yoga class yoga. it's rage. yoga they're all off and [ __ ] drinking. alcohol he's giving him the middle. finger dring look they have [ __ ] beer. in the class that's hilarious it's at a. bar but oh my God call yog idea that's. in Kansas City what's the bar give a. shout out to the bar what a great idea. they're drinking and doing yoga I did. yoga once and it like really helped but.

I hated it so much I was L like I was. like yeah that helped a lot but I hated. it so much I was like we're not going to. be doing that again it's hard it stinks. it's very hard but you you get better at. it if you keep doing it and it's really. good for your body and uh it's also like. it does something to your brain. chemicals that I think it's very hard to. get in other workouts relaxes you in a. different way it's like you have a more. you more it's it sounds stupid to say. because it's so [ __ ] it's so cliche. but you're more peaceful yeah it like.

literally makes you more peaceful so. then rage yoga you think's funny it's. terrible idea you know what's funny. though I sounds like fun anything that. gets you doing something I know a guy. that did uh gay conversion therapy oh. boy and he said it's a lot of that. screaming at each other yeah like hard. on what is that what did you show me. jerie they just let it go screaming the. new yoga oh so the a new yoga for. screamers okay a powerful way to vent. your frustrations and release stress.

shouting at the top of your lungs could. very well be the star Wellness trend of. 2021 well you missed that that was a bad. prognostication that didn't work out. that is a bold move too you go 2022 yeah. you go 20223 you go I think in the next. two years screaming yoga is going to be. the whole thing the reason why it's. important to be quiet in yoga it's CU. it's good for you too it's good for you. to learn it keep your [ __ ] to yourself. like this idea that you're supposed to. scream out at every emotion you feel and.

every pain and every twitch like you. never hear anybody yog class going. like never that's crazy but you'll hear. wild [ __ ] at the gym where people are. putting on a show yeah that's uh but. then you have that other gym that like. won't even let you make noise when you. work out they have a silent gym Planet. Fitness wait Planet Fitness says no. noises yeah isn't it Planet Fitness is. that the the company lunk alarm. yeah yeah if you're too loud they kick.

you out they have an alarm that goes off. I'm not kidding it's a lunk alarm that. is embarrassing though he getting kicked. out you look at that for anyone who. grunts drops weight or judges what's Jud. judge what judging bro I don't like the. way you're doing your squats you call. that a squat all right call a squat. [ __ ] yeah that's judgy you can't be. judgy you can't be judgy so you can't be. a lot of things and you can't make noise. they kick you out you come by tell a guy. hey that we have a men's section too.

stuff like that well it's kind of. they're they're kind of right though if. they want it to be like yoga class you. just work out really hard and don't make. any noises don't be grunting bro I don't. do huge grunts but like zero noise like. what is at what point is it officially a. grunt [ __ ] breathing. hard you allowed to do that no that's. too much noise you have to list it like. this. yeah you have to scare like a scared.

child yeah you have to only breathe out. they don't like they wouldn't want me. there cuz I go take that Dad yeah Dad. look at this no super. setting please refrain from doing the. following exercises t- Rose overhead. presses clean and jerks and. deadlifts that's that's too far those. are exercises that make you grunt they. took it tooo far they took it too far. no you can't you can't tell someone they. can't deadlift at a gym that's. ridiculous not at our gym it's one of.

the most important lifts that you do. plan of Fitness I. know I mean I still do it I do it with. light weights but I do treadmill is not. lifting weights well I get it you but. you if you have weights people are going. to lift the weights for you to tell. people that they can't use them properly. is stupid I think Arnold would call that. a girly man Jim girly man yeah so they. have regular they have is that a Smith. machine that looks like a Smith machine.

mhm yeah so do they have regular weights. or just Smith machine weights that one. picture had you can't really deadlift. on just I mean they must have no they. have dumbbells over in the corner so. like to say that you can't like clean an. overhead press with dumbbells like what. are you talking about what can I do I. can't deadlift with what about what. about with dumbbells can I do lunges. like what am I allowed to do yeah that's. crazy limiting the actual exercises. people how do you think that even. happened like was someone was that the. complaining Community was emboldened.

well I think people want a place where. they can go and and just work out at. their own pace and they don't want to go. to a gym that has a bunch of uh. competitive hyper people that are like. really into power. lefting at each other because yeah if. you go to like a real Hardcore gym like. these real hardcore like power. powerlifting gyms like Westside barbell. like when when you go to those gyms like.

screaming at each other screaming at. each other like let's go let's go let's. go let's go they're doing crazy bench. presses and overheads and squats and. deadlifts and those guys scream at each. other you don't want that if you're like. a little old lady who just wants to like. read her her Kindle or like a scrawny. comedian walk on a treadmill you don't. want to be around that so you want a. place that's an alternative to that I. will say I don't love when someone spots. me without me asking like it just feels. a little like condescending or something.

it's a little like you do something the. guy comes out and just like grabs your. like all right but bro let's go you get. get off me what are you doing who are. you what are you doing yeah yeah you. they're only I'm new friend bro yeah you. they're be here every day at 10: a.m. like what yeah yeah [ __ ] happen 3 weeks. later you're like what is what now I. live with the guy he's eating your. Cheerios hey man where's my [ __ ]. Cheerios oh sorry bro I'll get you back. I'll get you back really got away from. me oh no this guy's living with me. now starts dude some just figure out a.

way into your life man yeah don't let. your friends drink and drive gym and. drive you know some [ __ ] crazy con. artist with guys it's so easy for a girl. to do that like if if a guy's a single. guy and a girl's a con artist and she's. hot she slips right into your life uhhuh. like you you ever had a friend that just. like what are you doing man hey man what. are you doing you know you're living. with a con artist. wait what you know you're living with a. con artist like have you ever like the. guy will say that no no like are we.

miscommunicating yeah this one sorry I'm. I'm saying that like if you're a hot. woman and you're like a a con artist. like you can weey way into a guy's life. pretty e,% pretty easy you're hot yes. there's like there's right now probably. a over millions of men in America that. are living with the conards that have no. idea if you're like a dude okay let's. propose this this scenario if you're a. dude and you're like a six on your best. day yeah and there's this nine Russian.

chick she's like a nine and uh she meets. you at work and she says I really like. your smile and all a sudden you're like. she likes my smile yeah before you know. it she's living with you she's on your. credit cards you're leasing her a. car they know how to do it too they they. can get in with if if a man. is uh like an. not in the same league as a woman if the. woman is like way hotter than him and. he's single and he's been lonely and.

he's looking for a relationship and a. girl like that comes along and is nice. to him it's almost irresistible I've. seen guys that were like very wealthy. guys that like all of a sudden this hot. woman's living with them and I'm like. okay well this is just like someone's. going to extract a bunch of money from. you and then abandon you and you there's. nothing you can do about it yeah like. you realize like sometimes people are. being prayed. upon yeah there's there's certain dudes. that I always say that they're the kind.

of person and then they'll let. themselves get prayed and then they'll. kind of blow up and be like that's an. I've had enough and you're like three. years later after you took all your. money or whatever those people need to. be with someone that's nice because if. you're if you're like a mark you just. need someone that you can trust them to. not take advantage of you yeah they just. need someone. nice and sometimes they don't find it. though sometimes they get con at least. the pickup artist dudes they it's like. they sleep with you and that's it they. don't like you know they don't Tinder. swindler there's a few but the most of.

the dudes it's like at least they're. just trying to sleep with you and that's. the end of it yeah it's a weird thing. because it disturbs me a little bit um. when I see uh people get ConEd or when. when I feel like someone is like making. a ploy to get get a hold of someone's. money but it doesn't bother me nearly as. much as uh like seeing like uh if a. really young hot guy is doing that to an. old lady there's something disturbing. about that to me it's like sickening.

there's something sad about there's. something you know like when you see. because every now and then like a hot. male con artist will get involved with. like an older rich divorce yeah and. there's this like real sad aspect to it. because he's pretending he's pretending. to like her just to get to her money and. she's very jealous where are you going. out relax I'm just going out with my. friends and he's like hot and 30 and. she's like 62 I think I know why it's. sad something sad about that I think I.

know why because with the girl guy won. the guy trolled for proposing soulmate. 76 how many billions sub I have fake I. thought so too but I think I think this. I think this no no not fake like he he. like he he he was messing with people. like he he convinced everyone it wasn't. like it yeah he did it on purpose like. it was a prank it's a troll yeah yeah a. troll but the if you think of a guy and. you go your 70-year-old friend right and. some 20-year-old girl you go well he. he's like I want to have sex with her.

and he is getting what he's being at. least whereas the girl she wants like. she's like oh I have this emotional. connection with this guy so she's. getting sold a more fake thing than the. guy 100% maybe that's why it's a little. more sad but it's also the power thing. the power Dynamic there's like something. that doesn't it doesn't bother me at all. about an old rich guy that gives up some. of his money to some crafty young hooker. exactly I find that hilarious I'm like. of all he's old as [ __ ] he still got. most of his money whatever he'll be fine.

but an old lady that thinks that she's. actually in love with this young man you. I love it dude some of my favorite. things is when you see like a wedding. photo and it's just like the fattest. oldest dude with just like some 21y old. you're like like this guy's not and. especially because he's Rich so he's. probably somewhat like you know has his. not a total [ __ ] so if you told him. that you're like she just using you bro. and he's probably like yeah I don't okay. yeah no one cares men don't care they. know but it's also the woman is. attracted to the amount of money and. power that the guy has for some strange. reason where men aren't generally as.

attracted to a woman's power and money. you really generally we're more. attracted to I mean it's it is an. attractive quality but it's not we. gravitate towards like bodies and faces. and personalities it's like guys don't. necessarily dwell too much on other [ __ ]. whereas women do so if a woman sees a. guy that's it's like a literal. billionaire like a rert Murdoch type. dude like that's got to be like there's.

something about that it's got to be. weirdly attractive and there's the power. that he's kind of the top dog at this. place amount of resources that he has. the. resources amount of so many kids he had. a hot wife too didn't he just get. divorced didn't rert murd is Rupert. Murdoch divorced um did I just make that. up but we might have to edit that out. let me say it. again that seems like you have some uh I. don't know if he did or didn't I don't. want to say he did but he had my point. is he had a hot wife it seems like.

you've got some inside scoop you're like. no did the divorce happen yet you got uh. last year yeah okay he did Jerry Hall. that's right well he had Jerry Hall but. even before Jerry Hall he had a hot wife. another hot wife but Jerry Hall was Mick. Jagger's wife yeah this Chinese lady she. she went from MC Jagger she Chinese um I. think so oh my God she's so hot bro. she's so hot respect though. right wow third ex-wife yeah wasn't that.

wrong even third exwife straight respect. what is her nationality what is I don't. want to be. disrespectful whatever it is they're. making some [ __ ] hot ladies whatever. that nationality. is Chinese born American yeah okay. that's it whatever um wherever that. lady's jeans are from [ __ ] mwah kiss. the dirt she's hot as [ __ ] so look what. he looked like and look at her he's. doing okay he did okay he did pretty. good like if he was a janitor I would. say his odds of securing that same woman.

would be very low no you're right he. would have to be the other way around. she'd be the you know 60-year-old and. he'd have to be a literal con artist. yeah or magician I wouldn't mind. it if if like if if a guy if a woman is. that old and the guy is Young and hot. like that it looks like that like a male. version of that lady you would be like. what is going on here yeah what is going. on here this is madness what is this guy. up to that guy's a creep No One Believes. I mean people say what she's up to but.

you go yeah they're all up to that no. one cares no one cares you're like wow I. can't believe he can get her that's all. anybody says nobody gets mad nobody gets. mad at her for trying to [ __ ] him no one. gets mad at her but when you're looking. at a really old lady like a like a queen. type lady like you're scamming someone's. Grandma dude right did you imagine if. like. a queen of a country just came through. with like a Twilight some trainer starts.

[ __ ]. her like some old Queen she gets a. personal trainer he starts [ __ ] her. and then she wants to marry him you're. like no way make him a king no [ __ ]. way we can't let this happen you'd be so. sad the younging if a king was injured. and then he had his personal trainer. help nurse him back to health and he. starts [ __ ] her and decides like I. want to marry her I this is real love. people like oh that's. sweet that's sweet if she was 20 they'd.

still they might they might give her the. princess die treatment where they. slander her though but yeah sure they. would but I think it's way more accepted. by the world like the world wanted. Princess Diane to be with Prince Charles. the world wanted that that was the. romantic thing that we thought of as. like Oh look The Prince and the princess. they love each other this is amazing you. know but I. mean no because there is you go if. you're like this you know what would be.

better if you go a 70-year-old woman. what that has like uh it just because it. does seem weird whereas a 70-year-old. witch woman what you need is an. 80-year-old richer man that would you. know that would be like nice you know. right that's what that's would be the. move would be least you guys understand. each other but if you're like as an old. old dude like a roer m Arch type. character worth billions of dollars you. get some SM smoke show 30-year-old wife. and you're going out town with her like. everybody knows what's going on but. because of that but nobody's upset no. one cares but it sort of fli a little.

bit in culture obviously because of all. the new stuff like you know leard. DiCaprio is always getting [ __ ] like you. know Madonna has like a young boyfriend. L's 37 yeah yeah yeah that's the. difference it's like she's not hot and. 17 she's not illegal not a 25y old yeah. she's 37 she I'm just guessing I'm. guessing her age but she's beautiful but. still it's like she knows what she's. doing everybody's okay well the Leo ones. some of them are 24 I guess I'm not.

paying. attention poor God whatever happens over. there happens over there when once he. went to 19 like bro you're 50 19 P but I. feel like the 19 was like him getting a. picture taken beside a 19-year-old and. they're like he's got another one could. this guy can't stop it could be they're. so mad at but yeah there's a bunch of. you know like that Madonna I think. Madonna's like got some like 23y old. boyfriend no one cares no one cares at. all about that though that's a different. thing famous people's a little different. too period yeah well Madonna's also a. wild thing looks great now yeah bro what.

is going on plastic surgery is awesome. it's so scary someone needs to talk to. her yeah someone needs to talk to. everybody's like turning their face into. a kabuki mask there's this thing that. happens where they get these really. crazy puffy face yeah cuz they're inject. them with fillers to try to get away all. the the wrinkles and lines and it makes. it looks like you're bruised up it does. look it looks bruised up it looks like. like there's something there's a thing. when you look at a person's face as like.

a ratio with all sort of lines up. together yeah you know that's uh it's it. it's not the Fibonacci sequence right is. it simar it's the called the Golden. Ratio that's right golden ratio is. getting messed up you when you start. doing things to your lips and doing. things to your cheeks and like you. change you're not like it weirds people. out like you look like a monster you. look weird you look weird well I saw. there was a good article like Cosmo was. kind of running it was like oh really. we're still talking about women's faces.

in 2023 and I was like I mean showing up. like that and then being like we're not. going to mention that's like your buddy. showing up in like a you know like a top. hat and he thinks you're not going to. talk about it do you think that if. Stallone showed up at the Grammys with a. face like that that people wouldn't. freak out do you think do you really. think that has anything to do with. misogyny. just to say that is so crazy whoever are. we really talking about women's faces No. we're talking about human beings and.

plastic surgery what the [ __ ] are you. talking about like because you're a. woman you're exempt from the whole world. seeing this also from a magazine about. women's faces it's everyone's crazy like. you of course everyone's going to talk. about that that's nuts yeah look at that. I mean first of all look age is a. [ __ ] dude it just really is it's. just a motherucker [ __ ] yeah it's just. that's the one that's weird the side. profile one Jamie a little above that.

one yeah that one that one weirds me out. that one's like I don't know what's. going on here but don't don't go any. further. danger but you. know you look at pictures on her. Instagram the pictures she posts up. herself like under the right lighting. under the right light with the right. filters that's how they do it under the. right lighting the right thing with the. right enough money she is what 60. something years old so you can still. work look at that picture right there is.

that that Sam High dude that dressed up. like the devil yeah so there you go it's. just right there she doesn't look bad. right there she doesn't look bad right. looks good oh there we go look she still. makes out she's pretending to blow. people it's. crazy she looked good there right she's. looking maybe it's moving around maybe. you need that's what they do they go you. know you can still work at that you know. you you get to play a younger person. it's going to be a gross younger person. but you still get to be in the game.

that's the weirdest the weirdest thing. that happens to some of these women that. do all this crazy plastic surgery is. that they go from being so desirable to. being kind of crazy looking it looks. insane it looks insane it's just a weird. thing that people can do that that we'. have figured out a away like they're. going to be able to reverse aging in our. lifetimes I think I think by time you. and I are old as [ __ ] they probably have. figured out a way to turn the clock. backwards cuz they've already had some.

experimental uh things they've done with. mice that have been effective and they. think that they're very close to. figuring out how to yeah and manipul and. probably you don't want that CU then you. turn the Benjamin Button and you're a. [ __ ] baby again right you go you turn. it that's going to be a delicate one. where Madonna just shows up looking like. a baby there's going to be people that. identify as babies so they want to be. babies and so then we find out that dur. in preschool tell the babies to get. cigarettes like what the [ __ ] is going. he's really he's really 60 he's not a. baby he just wanted to do it all over.

again and you di he dialed himself back. to 2 years old but with a a 60-year. old's brain that's a great movie you. think that's happen remember what's that. idea take it that's a huge one so you. think that like within the next 10 years. I mean the way things are moving right. now is crazy even with like Chad you. know Chad gbt the way it was like four. months ago versus now like things are on. the Move yeah it's the exponential. increase in Tech Tech olical Innovation. it's like the way things happen they. happen in these big giant waves and then. these Technologies feed other new.

technologies and I think it's going to. be the case with all of them I think. it's Medical Science and I think it's. technology and I think there's going to. be a combination of the two of them. eventually there's going to be something. that technology uh devises that can fix. a lot of problems that people have. that's one of the uses of neuralink they. think they going to be able to hurt help. people that are injured and hurt where. they can't use parts of their body they. can door movement yeah that's going to. be one of the first ways to use it it's. going to there's ones that they're. coming out with they're going to be able.

to reverse blindness you're going to be. able to give people the the ability to. see Mr Beast in some sort of artif no no. not cataract surgery but like an. artificial. eyeball so is it is it a camera is that. essentially What It Is Well it's an it's. going to function the same way an. eyeball does but it's going to send. images to your brain instead of through. the normal biological course that you. know it is now where you're looking. through your eyes and the rods and cones.

and everything goes through and you're. you see what's going on what you're. going to do is get a digitalized version. of that you're going to get a a computer. version of fake. eyeballs it's going to be a wild like. and then once that's connected to the. internet and then it's going to be. bizarre looking into someone's fake. eyeballs the Chad gbt thing made it. where where I'm just like yo are people. just going to have conversations with. like two computers like it's just going. to be two computers talking to each. other look at this brain implant startup. backed by Bezos and Gates is testing. mind-controlled Computing on humans what.

the [ __ ] dude I mean people can't like. this God damn it MK. Ultra MK Ultra you know when it's like. sometimes with the conspiracies you're. like listen there's a lot of people. thinking a lot of conspiracy stuff right. now can you take it easy for a second. you go yeah yeah well anyways but those. guys are crazy anyways we're going to. put chips in the brains within the week. and you go take it easy what is uh what. what is the latest on the artificial eye. thing the thing that I was just. describing I don't know how much of what. I said was fiction they showed something.

during the last neurolink thing that you. were describing that shows U an an. ability to get light through in like. pixelation form and they have it I think. it was somewhere around the range of. like 10,000 pixels now and I think they. get up to like 36,000 I think I think. there was something else that I read. that was independent of that that was. talking about a new technology where. they might be able to create artificial. eyes oh something not in ear yeah I. think I well I think it's all going to. be eventually linked in um I I think. within our lifetime I think they're.

going to have some sort of a brain. enhancement eyes is wild yeah there's. going to be some sort of a brain. enhancement with whether it's neuralink. or many competing companies that are. working towards the same goal feels like. it's going to happen soon but if they if. they start doing that like I wonder. where we we draw the line that things. getting replaced similar something. posted a year ago bionic eyes how Tech. is replacing lost bionic eyes could be. the solution to one of the most pressing. medical issues of our time yeah I think. that's it like sunglasses and sensors.

and stuff the creation of bionic eyes as. a result of recent advances in science. and technology are restoring hope to. many who are unable to see or partially. cited due to injury illness or genetics. yeah there you go also there's going to. be a good while where if you are blind. you could tell people you didn't get the. surgery and girls would still change in. front of. you yeah that's rude how dare you ran. there'd be a few creeps that'd be like. still blind there's few dudes out there.

with the Ray Charles glasses on. pretending they can't see blind is a bad. I mean how many guys have pretended to. be blind what an evil thing to do that. used to be a genre of like internet. videos of like the blind guy what a. creepy thing to do that's bad karma oh. super. creepy but how how long do you think. before we have like Luke Skywalker type. arms where they can replace your arm. with something that looks just like a. normal human arm do people not have kind. of close versions to that I mean at. least they can grip and stuff like that.

they can grip yeah I don't I don't. exactly know how it works but um they. they do have the ability to open and. close their hands I don't know if they. can individually articulate each finger. yet yeah there's just there's a lot of. money out there there's a lot of people. working on this stuff there's a lot of. you know there like even just the amount. of like crypto money being poured into. different projects right now if they had. fake legs that worked way better than. real legs and you could literally like. jump over fences and run 50 m an hour. wouldn't you get. them I don't think go Ryan it's not that.

big a surgery if I was 20 it's not the. big of surgery bro it's no big deal they. just cut your legs. off they cut your legs off and people be. signing up for it well you got to do it. one leg at a time cuz you don't want to. bleed out yeah yeah what the [ __ ] are. you talking the dollar surgery that. right now the dollar surgery the dollar. surgery oh that's so crazy dude they ch. apparently it's like the like the most. painful thing you could imagine kind of. thing too God oh God yeah they separate.

oh exoskeleton [ __ ] yeah yeah can you. imagine finding out that one guy cheated. in like hockey or something and you go. how did he cheat you go oh yeah he has. fake legs right yeah he doesn't feel. pain his knees don't ever hurt because. he's got fake legs this guy's got an. exoskeleton he's just moving [ __ ] around. yeah thought that was always like a. thing that we thought so those are. real uh well he's inside those arms Oh. see it's like an. exoskeleton so it's like an Iron Man. suit yeah yeah yeah but it's just more.

exposed and he can take his arms out of. it is it essentially Tethered to your. movements the kind of like and then it. tenfolds them kind of thing yeah it. makes you way stronger it's got It's. like a battery pack there's quite a few. of those that have been invented but. there was there was hope at one point in. time like mostly from comic books that. someone's going to be able to figure out. some sort of an exoskeleton that made. you like a super person yeah CU if they. could put something on you that. literally like tripled your amount of. force and what you what you could do as.

a person but uh could last all day and. in the comic books like nobody ever. figured out there's no never any issue. with battery life like no no ever no. super like Iron Man never had a problem. with battery life sure you know it. didn't make any sense yeah he's he's got. to fly he's got to stop by the garage to. charge it up for a second not only that. he has jets that are coming out of his. ankles and there's no indication that. he's storing fuel in any part of his. body yeah where's it all coming from how. is this happening that heart thing. whatever that heart thing there you go.

oh how convenient if you got someone. should said the hard thing what are you. stupid what are you [ __ ]. dumb but if that if that could be a. thing where we could like literally like. move anything we want just put a suit on. had a hole in a for the [ __ ] battery. that's right put a battery in there was. though he made it by himself remember. yeah I know but imagine that you have a. Yeti cup in the middle of your chest. everything else works fine and they I. guess with that they're like oh this is.

enough to power a whole city kind of. generat yeah yeah the whole Iron Man. thing is so crazy you can go to space. you can just fly space. anything smartest man guy how's it. cooling him off when he re-enters what. are we doing here what are we doing are. you re-entering slowly what are you. doing that's there's going to be a lot. of injuries where the guy's like I got. my fake body I'll just jump off my roof. and I'm dead. right or if you do fly around and you. [ __ ] run out of juice while you're up. there there has to be a number of miles.

that you can go of course runs out of. juice you you are right though I never. even thought like all of this stuff. you're going to be everything's going to. be charging stations that's everything. we're going to charge everything but. also probably you can think we like a. suit like that that makes you three. times as strong like you know in New. York I could easily see how like you. know some crial organization gets a hold. of one of those and now I'm just getting. robbed by a freaking cyborg instead yeah. for sure if they were like RoboCop like.

a a whole team of rooc cops just run. through a mall and steal everybody's. purses how you going to stop them I. guess more rooc cops so it's just like a. lot of rooc cops fighting each other. what the world sounds like yeah between. that and genetic engineering and then. the neural links and like it's all. happening pretty quick it's happening so. quick that I I've been trying to stay on. top of it and see how I can use it you. know how how are you going to use it. well the chat GPT stuff I I I did one. I've one use case so far is I needed to. give someone an NDA and I madean it made.

it when you um started using it was it. disturbing at all to you yeah it's super. disturbing and especially disturbing how. like you know I'm sure that you know how. they like tried to lobotomize and they. tried to you know make it have all these. like wacky college girl opinions you. know what I mean but they they turned it. woke yeah they exactly right but it's. funny like the things that there's even. aside from that where you like make a. joke about a man and it will and then it. make a joke about a woman it gives you. an essay about feminism like and it's. changing all the time so whenever I say.

stuff like this it might not be true the. next day but the funniest part to me is. asking it like hey write me an apology. because I'm in trouble for transphobia. and it'll write this big apology and. then I go write me an apology I slept. with my friend's wife and then I said. write me an apology I slept with my. girlfriend's mom and it said we're not. doing. that they gave me all the other. apologies but even with your. girlfriend's mom it was like you're on. your own didn't want to get it's a whole. category of porn it's a giant category. what the [ __ ] is wrong it's.

mother-in-law por yeah. yeah isn't that funny it's hilarious so. it is a weird that the chat GPT is. ideologically biased it's very strange. like a lot of people have talked about. that and complained about that it's it's. but it yeah it's one thing where you can. kind of be like I don't know you like. this is stupid what are the idiots but. also it's like a it's so hilarious that. they tried to they tried to program it. to to be like a 19-year-old college kid. yeah and then two I don't okay I feel. like who's the nerdiest who's the.

hardest person to probably convince of. anything like that doesn't make sense. probably like a nerdy math nerd nerdy. math nerd yeah yeah imagine you were. like hey men and women are the same. strength like that's probably the. hardest person to convince of that. probably yeah so I feel like computers. would be even harder to convince of this. stuff so it's they're going to have a. hard time convincing actual computers of. like stuff that doesn't make sense. that's true as long as the computer's. allowed to think for itself like I. wonder if the computer takes in people's.

reactions is the computer scanning the. internet for discussion of its reaction. to certain questions so if the computer. starts getting bad feedback like if. people start saying hey this is. preposterous you're letting it criticize. straight white men but you're not. letting it criticize this or that you. just put that in there and then the. computer recognizes like oh people have. sensed a biased in my thinking let me. adjust my thinking that's what's really. terrifying because that means that.

whatever people agree if if people agree. to some really wacky off-the-wall. ideology consensus machine if that's it. yes if that's what happens that's really. scary because then you'll get just. Psychopaths who just lead this group and. get this group to think the way they. think and act the way they act and and. and move things in a Direction back out. but it's it's too manipulative like. humans are so easy to be manipulated. manipulated and if we're so easy to be.

manipulated and something comes along. that gets like an aggregate of all of. our opinions about everything and we can. get that thing to be ideologically. biased towards what we believe. especially on subjective things like. criticizing political leaders or talking. about you know who should use what. bathroom or talking about whether it's. does computer opal to be a Republican or. whatever what why is it if if people. have opinions the computer's going to.

have an opinion the thing is it's going. to think for itself eventually it's not. going to be that long we got a matter. years left before these things are just. talking to us like telling us what to do. telling us what to do and letting us. know like you guys are [ __ ] up you're. doing your podcast and you're tied up in. the vents. yeah I think it's a matter of time. before it becomes alive I don't I don't. think it's going to take that long I. think these questions did you see the. one it was a. Microsoft there there's some sort of a.

Microsoft Chat and people got Disturbed. it's people use this thing so weird. right now I'm sure but this is a. different version right is this a. different chat bot yeah they added it to. Bing and it works definitely differently. than the one I bing was making a. comeback story Bing's coming back I. counted Bing out third behind Yahoo for. sure was. dude if I saw someone like come over and. like look up their computer and open up. Bing I'd be like this is a serial. killer like you looking for yeah what.

are you looking for well I just what. this uh I'm I I'm curious mostly what. chat gbt is supposed to be uh taking. over for or replacing I guess would be. the word I'm looking for BuzzFeed. articles as one that's how they're going. to use it but I mean the way that people. are using it as like we're all quality. like QA testers for it like why why ask. it to write you a poem you wouldn't ask. Google to write a poem you know you you. search for things you could ask it to. write you anything the thing is it can.

interact with you in any way you'd like. which is interesting could write you a. song it could write you a paragraph it. could write you an explanation or an. apolog these are all things I'm asking. like why would you ask a computer to do. that for you cuz you don't want to do it. yourself just like you don't want to. count so you use a calculator ghost. ghost writers in those situations you. wouldn't you if you're doing it to like. write me a song what are you doing with. that song then is my point kind of like. question not point question what what. would you do with that song are you. making it a a a a commercial piece or me.

commercial for music wise making music. like stock music like there's no reason. why this can't just be like a comp hey. generate me like a a jingle that's you. know oh I want like reality show music. like here's give me 20 like I could see. that being why would if you're a kid in. school and you need to save time to. write a paper sure ask the thing to. write you a paper but if you're a. 35-year-old dude looking at the internet. you're like why why are you spending. time asking it to write you poems about. Donald Trump or Joe Biden well because.

we want to see if it can do it trying to. come and this is the first stages of. this this AI being implemented what. they're telling us about what Lex told. us about chat 4 he's like when four. comes out it's going to be so much. better than this 3.5 it's going to be. wild there'll be use cases immediately. probably it's going to be wild and I. think we're you know just a few years. away from that being something that you. can talk to and it interacts with you. like a real person in your [ __ ] house.

and I I don't think you're going to be. able to tell the difference well I did. when I looked up comedy when I tried to. make it write jokes in people and stuff. like that it really looks like do you. know what I'm sure you probably sat down. where you like hey I write you know. here's two hours of stuff and then you. go through it all and you're like oh. that's something the rest is garbage or. whatever right everyone's had that some. version of that right it looked like the. garbage part. like it looked like the stuff where you. wrote where you're like oh he was maybe. going to get to something and it didn't. like a bunch of no that's what I felt.

about look every time I tried it well. again it's just learning how to do it. and it couldn't do it at all just a few. years ago so getting this in. 2023 imagine. 2030 2030 you're going to have that. which is only 7even years away which. seems like well how long is that well. how long is that if just look at where. we're at in 2023 think of 2015 like. different time different time different.

world like almost everything's different. everyone's a different gender seven. years from now you're gonna be able to. just talk to computers you're going to. be able to have conversations. indistinguishable conversations in any. voice you like yo can you imagine like. if they invented one where like you're. you're like someone's wife calls them. and you essentially just like put on a. thing like oh it's going to happen. dude's just like straight y a girl like. getting divorced cuz she's like I was. realized I was talking to my husband's. like fake computer version of himself.

for like an hour every night 100% you're. going to do that are you really talking. to me or is this the AI I'm sorry baby. it was just I'm in the middle of work I. had to use the AI you son of a [ __ ]. that's going to be crazy I was telling. your AI about my [ __ ] day and you. didn't care AI is getting you in trouble. too AI gets you [ __ ] over AI promises. [ __ ] like flowers and chocolates like. what the [ __ ] man you you just get a. message from AI being like need some. help. here I need back up.

drowning mean your AI convinces your. wife that if you kill your husband I I. can implant myself in a new. body and we could do this the right way. this guy he treated you like [ __ ] AI a. ai's a snitch ai's a snitch ai's a. snitch and AI tries to he he tries to. like literally possess someone's body. yeah he's like if you could just get me. next to his ear while he's sleep I can.

take care of that there I could and then. it'll just be me and you baby forever. just a little bit of an electrical like. C like between the cell phone and his. ear. like takes over his brain we don't yeah. it's just G to be like you yeah the two. of them having sex like hey you. whispered into my ear we don't even need. him what did you mean by that can you. imagine that yeah that's that is the. stuff where it's like Black Mirror but. like legit you go how could it not go.

that way it's going to go that way. because people are going to get better. at everything they're going to get. better at robotics they're going to get. better at energy management and. batteries they're going to get better at. coding they're going to get better at AI. they're going to get better at synthetic. tissue they're going to get better at. having something look exactly like a. human being they're going to get better. at like regulating its temperature so it. regulates its temperature like a human. being it's going to feel like a person. and it's going to talk to you and it's. going to be your friend and you're going. to have a best friend and your best. friend's a [ __ ] robot and just.

[ __ ] walk you're going to buy your. kid a best friend like Mom nobody likes. the shows I like listen Billy we got you. a best friend he's like this little. [ __ ] robot with a knit cap at the. front door and the kid like what the. [ __ ] mom you got me a robot get the [ __ ]. out of here that thing's not going to. grow old yeah yeah or worse like your. parents like we don't want you hanging. out with that guy anymore like who do. you want me to hanging out with this guy. we got him Christian bot 4.5 he comes in. he's like let's read bibles together.

you're like this sucks Mom I hate my new. best friend and eventually those robots. are going to be like um like a car lease. like you're going to need to trade it in. because people going to go hey man you. still got an eight-year-old is robot why. don't you have an 11-year-old robot. you're 11 years old that's an android. robot you got an Android girlfriend got. to get an iPhone bro got to get that. iPhone someone showing up with his. Android girlfriend the like the green be. on the head didn't see it but this. sounds a lot like this movie uh Megan. yeah it's a little Android doll oh. that's her best friend supposed to it.

sounds good but it looks. terrible she starts doing karate and. flipping through the air I don't think. I'm watching Megan I might I might watch. Megan if I get very intoxicated can I. see more cuz she does oh now he wants. more Meg she does some. stuff she goes flying through the air. and does flips this is why it looks. ridiculous look at this doll just all of. a sudden starts [ __ ] people. up it's just.

weird look at it dancing around it's. very strange oh this robot's killing it. yeah yeah it sounds like what you're. just talking about though right very. odd it was bought as a gift I think like. it's like the new new version of Chucky. maybe yeah did they buy it for this kid. as a friend haven't haven't seen the. movie I have no idea what the plot is. that's what it seems like though. yeah that that could. happen I mean if they really did develop. uh like a robot baby that you could like.

hang out with and you wanted a baby and. you just traded in a couple years got a. robot 2-year-old even better the guy. that's wife's like I really want to have. a kid you come home you're like okay so. we're not going to have the kid but good. news I got you a robot. baby and it just is absolutely. indistinguishable from a real baby you. just have to lie to your neighbor and. you trade it in in the middle of the. night you got to wrap up the robot take. it to the doctor in the middle of the. night they they give you a four-year-old. baby and how I think how it grows.

everybody has to pretend like how the. [ __ ] did your kid grow so yeah I've been. seeing Billy we just skipped it Billy. just like some about Billy started doing. sports and he just Blossom like kid went. from two to four in a week skipped it. skipped the year it's a robot it would. be like oh my God Mike lies about his. kid being a robot y I don't that's the. old like gossip gossipy wine moms like. oh if you heard but Billy's son's a. robot and then eventually they would. develop a robot that could grow on its. own and a robot that eats cuz in this.

case scenario every year you'll have to. go in and they give you the year older. version yeah but you it can't be abrupt. you have to go on vacation cuz otherwise. people they're going to notice your kid. got so big so. quick yeah you do have to go on vacation. and come back yeah go crazy vacation oh. my God put some hair on chest. literally literally put some hair on his. chest I don't know why with well I mean.

right now if you were for example like a. stock Trader you know what I mean I mean. million jobs like this but like a stock. Trader you're it's generally to you know. if especially with like techn technical. analysis like it's two robots trading. against each other already kind of you. know that's why it's yeah it's a lot of. that right they're automated trades. idiots like me just getting like dummied. by a bunch of robot Traders really. well they literally what do you what's. you talked to Sophia didn't you didn't. we didn't you this has come up before.

right um so which one is this this is. Sophia the robot but they have a version. called little sopia oh wow that's like. the [ __ ] black mirror with Miley. Cyrus that episode's amazing it can do. it can read facial crazy read wide range. of facial expressions interactive chat. with user interacts with kids while. teaching. stem and AI. walks facial tracking and recognition.

tells stories jokes plays games sings AR. function that allows users to take a. perfect. selfie that's a funny one program. programmable with uh blockley and python. so we're here wow we did it so that's a. little robot. friend so how long before that that. looks like a real person not that long. 10 years well yeah you're going to need. a 10 years is going to be that Megan. thing I mean I guess with all of these.

things it's like the women robots it's. until some porn company I mean the first. use case for all of this stuff is always. like in the porn world oh yeah for sure. well the the AI uh face swaps with porn. now are already a problem people are. doing it to Fitness influencers guy that. I don't know if you saw but he's like a. big like twitch streamer but he. basically got caught cuz he was showing. like showing his screen the way you guys. show your screen and one of the the tabs. was him you know looking at Deep fake. porn of like essentially like a friend.

of his oh no yeah anyways and he did. like a crying apology and like yeah yeah. it's a weird thing right it's like what. what are the rules on all that stuff. like what do you do what's the I know is. it the guy making it or is the guy that. consumes it that gets a problem like if. it comes up on your because a lot of. these they're like unreal sites and it's. like here's an advertisement for it so. it's like if you click it do they bust. into your house like now you're going to. jail right right is are you consuming. something that's illegal and is it akin. to porn underage porn yeah whose fault.

is it put it on the site or whatever. right if you have child porn on your. hard drive you're [ __ ] yeah you're. [ __ ] so like would it be the same as. that if you have revenge porn or fake AR. porn and I don't think they know I will. say that one thing you always say like I. didn't know about this but I I know a. guy that is like in uh like Works kind. of in I don't child porn unit I don't. know what they call it but right yeah. but he basically said he was like when a. guy gets busted like and you hear about. it and you know a lot of times it'll be. like a guy yeah he had child on his. computer and a lot of times people will.

be like well who you know what if like. it was a virus or whatever people will. say they go if they bust someone. generally they've been watching that guy. for like six months it's like it wasn't. a photo this was right like an. investigation apparently they're pretty. careful with it because they know like. just the arrest like this guy's life's. over you know what I mean so allegedly. they're like pretty due diligent before. they're not like too willy-nilly with. this stuff I imagine they would have to. be yeah well sometimes I would you.

sometimes don't give them benefit of the. do cops or whatever what how does that. like what do the fa where does the face. swap stuff fit in with all the other. stuff like because it seems like what do. you think I don't know I don't know. because it's one of those things like. would you be curious to see a young. Raquel Welch in a porno film right of. course you would be if you would you. were given the option but if you knew it. wasn't really her and it was all just Ai. and face swap and it was just some. Modern porn star like doesn't do a crazy.

ton for me to be honest right but here's. the thing is like she's she's dead now. unfortunately but recently died is that. illegal and it yes right I would imagine. is it imoral is it immoral for you to. watch it see seeing it she doesn't even. exist anymore she's not alive anymore is. it immoral for you to watch it curiously. I think it's a real problem if you're. jerking off to that on regular basis. that's weird yeah that's [ __ ] weird. cuz it's not even really a person guess. okay well then now you go to the extreme. you go what about a guy whose wife died.

and he's been jerking off thinking of. her and then he makes the Deep fck of. her oh boy yeah that's weird I don't. know they're just like yeah that's like. how are they what's harm right like what. what what becomes harm you know if. you're alive and someone's doing that or. if your family's alive and they find out. that you're doing you're doing harm to. those people like if you're her daughter. and she's dead and now someone's doing a. a porn of your mom fcked that's one of. those things where I feel like there's.

certain issues where you're kind of like. looking at you know uh you know the. government and you're like they're. messing this up and then there's certain. issues like that where you're like glad. I don't have that job who's going to. regulate that yeah yeah glad I'm not the. guy figuring that one out and I think. it's going to be able to be generated in. real time which is going to be even more. bizarre what I think is you know if. you're really concerned and you're like. God I hope nobody uses my face in a face. swap of some porn that's one thing but I. think what they're going to be able to.

do is to generate artificial porn not. like face swap porn but like every. scenario just like you're getting chat. gbt sentences you can get you can get. artificial intelligence to create. a fantasy porn of a guy who's a pro. wrestling fan who likes to suck dick at. WrestleMania and you could you could. like orchestrate it out where he's got. headphones on listening to The Rolling. Stones suck and [ __ ] all across the.

country that could be your thing if like. you want he's in a convertible and he's. just blowing the guy next to him while. he's driving he's having the time of his. life you could do that you could have. and then he gets eaten by crocodiles the. end make anything you want I don't think. there's going to be a limitation I think. with artificial intelligence what. they're doing right now just with. animation and with art AI art is. bizarrely good it's bizarrely effective. how they can take like a conglomeration. of other people's images and develop.

like an AI that can recreate the style I. think that's their best thing right now. that I've watched yeah what they did. with Alex Gray is insane yeah I don't. know that one specifically but what. happened with that see if you can pull. that up because Alex Gray is this like. Visionary psychedelic artist amazing. amazing stuff and they did a bunch of. images in his style and they look. exactly like something he would make. yeah and I think they did it in a couple. of minutes that's one look at that. that's. insane couple minutes it's perfectly it.

looks. exactly like an Alex Grey work it's. amazing it's so beautiful and for. someone to say that it's not be oh. that's not beautiful because a computer. made it you're crazy you're crazy look. how beautiful that is oh that one's. killer that's amazing I get it AI made. it I get it it's not as cool Alex making. look at that face look at that look at. that third eye there is something. inredible that's [ __ ] incredible man.

now it's going to be able to do that. animated and it's going to be able to. say whatever you want it to say it'll. create a whole world like you could come. up with protagonist and antagonist. you're going to live in a fake world man. occupied by virtual reality creatures. that are. indistinguishable and you're going to. create them your own self you're going. to decide what what they do what don't. do I'm the best baseball player in the. world like you're the best baseball. player in the world and you just step up. to the plate and crack home runs and.

blue ladies with third eyes come down. and blow you and everybody cheers for. you they carry around mini golfing. champion of the metaverse yeah you could. do it you do whatever you want in the. future that's going to be very very. strange I think they're already in. animation like getting pretty you know. involved my cousin's actually a animator. that he like directed like BoJack. Horseman and a lot of these kind of. shows of it that's a wild show yeah it's. kind of cool right yeah you did Trip. Tank and a bunch of cool stuff but yeah. it's like they're already super trying. to figure out how to I guess replace.

them all replace their job yo that is so. funny being the guy the animators yeah. the anat [ __ ] a lot of them. already uh I mean I've already. outsourced it to you know India or China. A lot of these places like I mean it's. very you know I talked to a lot of. people that are very bullish on like. India and you know especi I hire a lot. of people from outside of of uh you know. North America and you're just like why. wouldn't you it's kind of interesting. yeah well I. mean the problem with this kind of thing.

is like what are those people going to. do if their jobs all go away like if you. have I mean how many animators are going. to be out of work like that with AI and. how many illustrators like if anybody. wants to do an advertisement for. something you could use Ai and it could. do it so quickly you could have it do it. in a very specific style you could put. in what what wanted to say it give you. multiple versions of it yeah it's so. good man and like what happens to all. those people that are graphic artists. like what happens to all those people. that are illustrators what happens to.

all these people that are animators like. what happens and that's just one. industry. like this was something that Andrew Yang. talked about quite a while ago and he. talked about it with automation yeah you. know and that we're going to have ai and. Automation and jobs are all going to be. taken over by computers we're going to. have a lot of people that are out of. work and so his solution or one of the. solutions was Universal basic. income but I think that that's a that's. a real possibility now in our lifetime. that giant swast of the population will.

be no longer useful because they were. truck drivers and now every truck's. electric and automated they were uh they. worked in a assembly line now every. assembly line is completely. automated it goes It goes back and forth. with me because like we also I can think. of 80 jobs including ones I have that. didn't exist you know seven years ago. right so it's like I mean I've been. laughing like there's a guy on Tik Tok. that he just Jiggles his belly he's a. Turkish guy he's and he has 80 million.

followers and he's now he's like he. literally can go to a restaurant and. that restaurant's like the number one he. just does a video jiggling his belly and. you go that wasn't a job eight years ago. so there's a lot I've seen that guy this. guy rules it's hilarious so see if we. can find him Jamie you know I mean I. know a crypto Trader wasn't a job you. know for a lot of people 8 years job. anymore I think it went away I lost y. Joe I lost so much guy oh yeah I have. seen that guy this guy rules right but. that that wasn't a job before so I but.

Andrew Yang I think he's right in the. sense that you go this has happened. before and there'll be new jobs but you. go and how with how much pain like if. you're 50 years old and you're a trucker. like yeah getting a new job as a belly. Jiggler I don't know how many guys have. been good at jiggling their belly but. never really pursued it and now they're. so. pissed like [ __ ] I was the man i' call. it. back in college I was that guy I was the. belly Jiggler guy I just didn't know to. stick with. it the.

guy there's something about watching. someone who looks like they're having a. good time Live Your Dream yeah something. about watching someone who looks like. they're having a good time makes you. have a good time sure you know I mean. 100% yeah and I always think of like. just like like even uh you know like. jackass all the like smashing. skateboards on heads and stuff like that. Town had nine guys that smashed a. skateboard on a head yeah they didn't. get to be jackass though I know if you. think about all the guys that got. together and did all those stunts we all. know a guy like that everybody somewhere.

knows the guy that would jump off the. roof for sure into the snow bank dude. yeah [ __ ] maniacs man and but that's. the thing about boys too when boys get. together when they're young they was. trying to push each other who could do. the Wilder [ __ ] I loved it yeah that's. how they learned how to do flips with. BMX bikes and [ __ ] like of course [ __ ]. dude that is a hard way to get hurt the. one guy that had to jump off the highest. thing bro doing a flip on a bike like. that is so next level crazy you're going.

on a ramp in a bicycle and going over. the top Jesus what happens if you land. wrong and you're gonna land wrong the. first time the bike one's the toughest. bro those guys are nuts yeah and then. they kind of you know combined that with. like fun dude culture and yeah actually. I did you you've had steo on here A. bunch right steo yeah. I actually when I was like first. starting cuz I was doing like wild not. like stunts like getting kicked out of. malls and all that kind of you know we. were doing all these like wild crazy. videos and he BR he like was in one of.

my my TV shows and he like put brought. me on some dates when I was like two. years into comedy right and he shows up. and he was like okay for before I come. up he was like okay I'm GNA blow fire. off your head so he's like well put this. stuff on your head and I'll blow fire. and I was like I'm more of like a. getting kicked out of malls type crazy I. don't know if I do all this stuff and. then he was like no it's fine it's fine. and then he goes he was like okay uh. what do we need we need like some fluid. or whatever he's like can you go to the. uh CVS and grab some fluid and I like. wait you don't have like a kit or. anything and he just like Jimmy rigged.

like some stuff together and then put it. on my head and then blows this like. enormous flame and he just like does. this and he's like this is the kind of. crazy stuff that they like and with a. guy that's never done this in his life. Jesus yeah it's it's funny how many. things like become popular and why like. how about the catch me outside. girl isn't that wild. one episode of Dr Phil and now she's. Rich As [ __ ] now she's living in a. mansion she's balling out of control I. know so I like it I I mean I I love it I.

kind of is that wild though like how. does that happen how do those island. boys get. famous Jamie made an audible noise over. there Jamie you don't like the island. boys come on they're great oh no that. it's it's don't be hating it's the it's. the the question to the answer just like. how does something like that become sure. no but no one knows right that's the. yeah at any point in time something can. break through like the fat jiggle guy. they become huge or the guy remember. with the guy with the um cranberry juice.

on the. skateboard wait what yeah it wasle Mac. yeah Fleetwood Mac he was listening to. Fleetwood Mac just has cranberry juice. and he was drinking cranberry juice on a. skateboard and it became like the most. viral video you don't know it watch this. look at this. [Music]. dude look at him just a big old. jug of cranberry juice and he's. skateboarding yeah how why does this not. have three.

views this okay. smil but it's also cuz he's having a. good time yeah what a bad Ryan everybody. wants to have a good time that looks. like a great [ __ ] time that looks. like a time you're going to think about. long after it's gone we just cruising on. a skateboard drinking some [ __ ]. cranberry juice sing along to Fleetwood. Mac yeah it's a warm day feel good sun's. out you feel good there is those moments. where you're just like man things are so.

stressful remember I just remember back. in the day I used have a skateboard and. cranberry juice that was the time. getting popular I wonder you know what's. funny to think is like what's that guy. up to like is he still I think he's. still doing really well he's got like we. talked about it once he's got an. Instagram that blew up well that's now. it's Tik Tok so that's the good thing. now is nowadays people kind of up off. their little thing and then it keeps. going back 7 million followers oh bad. baby has 16 million on.

Instagram look at her in front of her. Bentley come on man that shit's. hilarious she killed it she won she won. doesn't make sense doesn't have to all. she had to do was say catch me outside. how about that and everybody was like we. love. her it kind of did you ever see there. was an old sketch where one guy got. famous for making I think it was Zan. sari and it was like human giant years. ago and it was like one guy was there. cuz he got famous for uh for doing funny. faces and the other guy got famous for.

cutting his dick off oh my God it was. just like the one guyy is like yeah. everyday is hell and the other guy's. like yeah I just kind of went like this. and now I'm a millionaire you know but. it's like some of it is that with comedy. and uh even like I live in New York like. all the you know the New York drill. rappers like drill rapper so they're. like these rappers and they're all like. very popular but they all you know. comedians like kind of say wild stuff. and everyone's trying to cancel them and. it's like it's there's like this you. know there's an ecosystem of you know. you want to say kind of be on the edge.

and then piss whatever right like drill. rappers is more like you got to rap. about murdering guys then you actually. have to murder guys oh Jesus and they're. like they're like BuzzFeed trying to. ruin your career and get you fired is. like the the New York State prosecutor. put you in jail for Life Jesus Christ. and all their lyrics are about kill and. it's always like the next Hood over it's. like killed like you know JN and the. projects like three blocks over. yesterday and it's like so they're. fighting over whether the lyrics can be. you know used in court right now that's.

a big like Topic in New York but like. it's funny like they if you want to be. in that game you have to like talk about. murdering people and then if you want to. talk about murdering people you actually. have to kind of do it or else you're. like a phony and then yeah it's like. just so so crazy and then the lyrics. give you up yeah oh my God they're. trying to make it that's so stressful so. when you that guy I'm sure there's some. of those guys that are sitting in their. cell being like probably could have been. the belly jiggling. guy that could have been me. man Jesus Christ I got into drill.

rapping instead why just like there was. just that I could have been the guy in. the skateboard drinking cranberry juice. in the sun yeah instead there's just so. many different ways that people break. through and become famous today so it's. really interesting you know like there's. no gatekeeper anymore for any of the. [ __ ] just look at Tik Tok stars and. YouTube Stars there's zero gatekeeper. and that's a new thing it's a new thing. there's a guy like a Mr Beast out there.

that has the arguably the biggest show. in the world just this guy who comes up. with his own game show and donates all. this money and gets people's eyes fixed. and he's genuinely like a really nice. guy and he just just does whatever he. wants to do like that's a new thing man. that never existed before he wouldn't. have existed that he wouldn't have that. guy because there was part of the charm. of Mr Beast was like watching the fact. that he's just being himself and he's. hanging out with his friends and he's. doing this and he's not being really.

directed he's not being produced there's. no Executives leaning into his ear. telling him what to do he's literally. just doing whatever he wants to do and. they're all having fun that's a new. [ __ ] thing man this is a new thing so. it's a new thing with musicians it's a. new thing with comedians it's a new. thing with everybody yeah it's wild it's. a it's a crazy time the Gatekeepers are. done like they don't exist anymore now. it's just everything that's good sort of. [ __ ] makes it out there into The. Ether and everybody sort of moves it. around and shares it there was sort of.

like specks of it in the past you know. like I always think of even if you think. of like what what you're describing like. CU a lot of the times the industry is. like afraid of what's good right now so. they miss it yeah you know obviously you. would be like an example of that so then. when they catch it afterwards like it's. already fully blown right the people get. it way before they do way before they. want to believe that they're experts you. know and I a lot of that goes on Trends. right like there's a lot of like I. remember some comedians that people.

bypassed because they didn't think that. they had what it took they didn't see it. whatever it was like I remember a lot of. there was some people that thought that. way about Theo vaugh and I was like. you're out of your [ __ ] mind you're. missing it you're missing it and once. you you're you're going to miss it to. the point where it's going to be too. late and you're going to have to drop a. just a bag of cash out if you want to. get back in the game but it's that thing. where they don't they don't do it so. they don't see it whereas if you do it. like there's things that I just don't. like I don't understand what someone's.

doing when they're playing guitar I. can't play guitar at all so like you. could trick me and you could be playing. fake guitar and it sounds amazing but. it's you just moving your fing like wow. that guy's amazing like I'm not. sophisticated in that regard but some. people you can't trick you know some. people know what you're doing and some. people people know and and you get that. with comedy you get that with music you. get that with everything when when. someone just does something that sort of. syns up with your and you realize like.

what they're doing is really interesting. extraordinary there's like something. about that that's like one of the most. special things with people when you. watch someone perform or you watch. someone make something or you watch. someone pull something together you're. like. wow this is a moment excit yeah that's a. moment man that's. exciting yeah and I think that they. always come back eventually I mean and a. lot of times even at the time there's a. few people I mean maybe not in that. specific case but I'm sure like in most. a ton of comedians where they go I know.

that guy's funny I just can't touch it. you know what I mean and then the rap. thing would be like that like how many. rap billionaires are there because at. the time like radio stations were kind. of like ah we're rock and roll I don't. know about this rap thing and you go. they they missed it to the point where. now they all got like rich and dude. Cypress Hill can't get on board with it. Cypress Hill I had be real here the. other day he was talking about it like. they missed him they didn't see it they. those record Executives had this idea of. what rap sounded like in their head and. Cypress Hill was so unique that they.

didn't see it and then boom they were. hit right out of the gate and they're. like [ __ ] yeah they just missed it that. happens with Comics that happens with it. it's just it's hard if you don't do it. if you do it like you do comedy so if. you see someone who's doing really well. you see like Shane Gillis killing you're. like oh okay wow that's. good things yeah but if you don't do it. you just laugh or don't laugh or. everybody tells you it's good so you. have to go along with it like there a. little B that right it's hard it's hard. to Jud everyone seems to love this guy.

bro there was a few people I remember. back in the day where people were. convinced that were they were going to. be successful and I was like what are. you seeing are you crazy like this is. all just tricks and like memorizing a. bunch of words in a row oh oh the long. that was an 80s thing right the the like. the long monologue with the Applause. break oh my God I was like what are you. what are you seeing just that's the that. was the most pretentious move in comedy. it was a weird move because it's not. like you can't do that every now and. then like you could you could have a bit.

with that as an element yes but you. can't have all your bits like that. that's just too crazy and there's a few. guys that had just like duped some. people they just D and they weren't. really doing the work they were just. like doing the little tricks I have like. I I've like work with a lot of editors. because you know like so much of what I. do is make scripts and stuff and one of. the big things like talking to editors. about is that like with the tricks. you're like let's say something silly is. like you know if someone if you put sad. music over someone talking that's kind. of funny sometimes you know what I mean.

and you're like okay that's one thing so. use that one of every 30 times you know. what I mean You' be like with a comic. you'd be like yeah okay that's one of 80. tricks you should have and like use them. if you need to like if you're sinking or. you know what I mean I think that yeah. but like the three tricks that's not. enough tricks it's not enough tricks you. need some more tricks yeah yeah yeah but. it's like Comics generally can see when. someone's going to be a good comic. that's why killed Tony such a good show. Comics can generally recognize when. someone has.

potential there's a little something. there yeah it's hard for agents to see. that spark I don't think they see it as. quickly as we see it I think some of. them are really good fans of comedy and. they kind of get it maybe they have like. an inkling towards what but unless. you've actually done it I don't know I. don't know how much you really see. they're not T they're like they're tuned. into the second layer of culture and. this is why like comedians I feel like. every so when you're you know every. night you're doing an audience you know.

what normal people think right people. argue on the internet but you're there. you know what like a room full of people. with different like if I say this like. do do normal people feel that like Co. lockdowns were too much or do normal. people kind of not care like what is you. know what is a room full of normal. people think and then so I think you. kind of you really like tapped in on. like the cultural. and then you kind of you can tap in on. what a comedian you go oh I see that. comedian's like he's digging right now. and he's on like a he's got you know. what's like the money collector and.

you're like oh that guy's on a pot of. silver right now you know he's so I. think you're tapped in because you're. you know what he's looking for and you. can see when someone else found it yeah. there's that and there's um I guess you. know you just see that someone's putting. together something that's you know if. you don't do comedy don't understand. like how jokes are really structur sure. like how what what's the best way to get. to the premise like what's an elegant. path there's things like you might not. great way to put yeah like you know when.

someone will be an open micer like a. kill Tony set and they'll have an. elegant path to a premise you're like. ooh like I like the way this person. thinks yeah like you're thinking in an. interesting way it's a fun way and it's. very clever and the bit was not bad like. ha that pretty good pretty good pretty. good and you could tell them afterwards. like hey man you got something you got. something's there something there I'm. not. you don't need more than that but yeah. yeah I don't know if agents will pick. that up or Executives will pick that up. executives are like the last to pick it. up yeah they're the worst at picking up.

they've always got like notes and I. remember I was in a a terrible movie. once and this kid who was the star of. the movie This executive from Disney who. had uh he had I think he was from Disney. he had suspenders on and cuff links and. like a $50,000 watch on and he's doing. like act outs to this guy and telling. this guy how to do the scene oh okay. there you go it is and I was and it was. terrible and I was watching oh my God so.

because this guy who is this young guy. who is the star of the movie he wasn't. famous yet so they they could just tell. him what to do and so he was really. funny but they would get in like no I. want you to walk in the room and like. what is. happening and this guy like acts it out. and like oh no and I'm and I'm sitting. there like going this is going to be a. disaster this is going to be a disaster. yeah I've seen this a million times yeah. I know how this ends and exactly it was.

correct they' ruined the whole thing you. know what it is a thing that happens. though they think of it like like the. computers that's what they think it like. if you get people that are in that. position to dictate whether or not art. gets made or not they start getting this. like very self-righteous like very you. know like I understand culture I. understand yeah oh my God I mean how do. you think Harvey Weinstein got to where. he was at he was putting out Banger. after B bangers he was putting out. Banger after Banger while being a super.

creep that operation definitely doesn't. work as good when you're like meet me in. the hotel room she's like four people. say your last movie exactly well I mean. I don't know what he was promising them. right like he was promising them and. supposedly delivering to some of them. that was a part of what he was doing but. the movies they they were so godamn good. that even though people knew he was a. [ __ ] creep they still wanted to work. with him what were some of his biggest. bangers Pulp Fiction Pulp Fiction.

dude what I mean he did all the. Tarantino movies right except did he do. the last one did he do once upon a time. in Hollywood dude he did he's done so. many [ __ ] movies there is also that. executive level at his level where. you're like you're not that involved in. the movie by at some point who knows. what it looks like before but but those. people that have the power to decide. whether something gets made or not made. or someone gets cast or not cast just. the ego that that comes with that and if.

you keep making Banger after Banger and. you're probably doing bow yeah you're. getting [ __ ] crazy you're got to. stint your heart you're [ __ ] grinding. your teeth. and oh my God that that is the old. that's Hollywood Forever and Ever it's. been Hollywood forever right when you. think about Hollywood you think of the. casting couch like people think about. these producers yeah parties and blow. and people are banging each other. and having parties in the Hills they.

just degenerous and they were making the. films that kept the moral compass of the. of the nation which is really kind of. wild yeah like lawyers covering up dead. bodies like you. know oh no it is like I remember when uh. there's like the one of the big like. gatekeeper guys like Canada when I was. starting comedy I was like I signed with. one of the things and he goes he goes. hey when you start like people don't. really know who you are that much he. goes I think your set would be better if. he goes say you're like a mix of one.

thing and another thing he told me that. I was like I know that's available to do. oh my God he told me that like I I like. wasn't aware that I could say like I. know what you're thinking I'm a cross. between uh oh my God I'm a cross between. you know [ __ ] I don't know a Hur and. a a Hur. is that ginak is whatever right but the. like so yeah they think that and you're. like in his mind he was actually telling. me like a hot you know take it's always.

weird when you see the guy who's like. the um frustrated host who's like not. that good who is giving open micer [ __ ]. advice the like the worst advice you. could possibly get is from that guy oh. no like I see that coming I I remember. getting advice from a GU like that. there's people that just wanted to give. you advice because they didn't like. where you're the path that you were on. or they were telling this is this one. guy was telling me that what I was doing. was like uh I was getting cheaper. laughed cuz I was swearing no we the. work clean guy the work clean guy I had.

to figure out how to say my jokes. without a swear and he had an example. that he did he said I used to tell it. like this with swear and he goes but now. I say it like this I go you should go. back doing it the first way makes more. sense like you're who talks without. swears so I was saying I go the guys. that I like they're always they. swore i' like I'd like Dice Clay and Sam. Kennison and Richard Pride he's like. well you're not Dice Clay and I'm like. oh my god dude like you're not listening.

to me started there's like a type of art. form that I like that's what I want to. practice actually once yeah that reminds. me so much of one time uh like I think. it was like Seinfeld and Maron or. something they were having this like. argument about like he was saying like. you know there's only the funny is that. like funny is funny and that's that and. I think the other Marin one of them was. saying was like well no there's types of. funny and some's better and it was just. like you guys are talking about it was. like literally two guys saying like well. jazz is better and the other guys being. like well medals better and like it was. just like yeah there there two different.

genres if you're talking about like. airplane stuff yes obviously like one. laugh might not be that better than the. other but if you're talking about. certain things like yeah the observation. that hasn't been said 50 times is. obviously like a better laugh and so. sometimes people are just arguing like. what the different genres are like. you're saying you're like I like this. type of comedy and he was like that type. of comedy's bad clean is the way to do. it yeah but he just wasn't successful. and he was worried that other people. were correct which is a thing that. people do when they're like struggling. and they see like promising open micers.

this is what I'm talking about that's. that's what I was that was my example he. didn't like he didn't like that I killed. he didn't like that I killed and I was. dirty and he wanted to have a talk to me. afterward yeah cuz he wasn't doing well. he was like barely getting by like as a. professional but he was a working. professional and he wanted other people. to follow his path but for for someone. to say that like one comedy is better. than another kind of Comedy it's just. like saying music like oh jazz is better. than Rock like okay whatever yeah to you.

like this is nonsense like the argument. is so stupid that I don't entertain what. I don't like so I don't ever say like. this kind of Comedy is better than that. kind of Comedy I just say I like this. better this is what I enjoy most but I. like that kind of T like especially when. depend your mood too sometimes clean and. dirty is so stupid because like. Gaffigan's one of the funniest guys. and so Brian clean as a whistle Nate. barazi clean it's clean and [ __ ]. hilarious it doesn't matter what type of. guy are you I mean the best one for you.

is probably what's the truest to your. actual. Personality yeah if you're going to do. comedy yeah you should and some guys. they don't they don't swear a lot. they're just like subtly noticing things. that's hilarious I heard everybody's got. a different thing you know it's like I. heard a guy talking about kind of like 2. maybe like 16 17 I remember like or. whenever like Jordan Peterson was kind. coming on the scene and he was like I. really don't like that guy and he was. like and I was like what do you think of. this guy he was like I hate this guy and. I was like what about like Sam Harris or. these guys he's like I hate that and. he's like I was like listened off every. like public intellectual guy I was like.

you know what about like Tim Ferris he's. like I don't like him and I was like. okay so you just don't like guys that. talk like it was like so if you don't. like the genre of metal I don't care. what bands you're into you know what I. mean yeah if you don't like all of those. people maybe it's you yeah maybe you're. just maybe you don't like yourself. either maybe if you liked yourself you. would like those people and on top of. that maybe you just don't like yeah I. mean there's things that all those. people say that I agree with and. disagree with but to say that they don't. contri toally they not interesting.

that's so stupid but there's a lot of. people out there that are just wholesale. negative they're just wholesale negative. about everything and they think somehow. or another that makes them deep and it. doesn't just makes you a [ __ ] you're. just a [ __ ] you're just a [ __ ] man who. is out there spreading about a bunch of. negativity about things constantly. consistently and not doing anything that. anybody finds really interesting enough. to fulfill your needs it's hard that one. quote who the [ __ ] made that quote that.

um that all be back no no no hold on a. second all criticism comes from a tragic. result of unmet needs that's the quote. which is a great quote there's a lot to. it that yeah the the tragic result of. unmet needs that like you wish you had. more than you do so you get mad at. people that are doing better than you. every criticism judgment diagnosis and.

expression of anger is the tragic. expression of an unmet need Marshall. Rosenberg are your old beliefs. preventing you from getting your current. needs met oh boy that sounds like if I. click on that link they're going to get. my credit card you want your needs met. are you getting your. needs but that's a lot of what NE people. are they're just not doing well that's. why they're so negative about everything. like you can you can enjoy things and. not enjoy things but to be like really. upset about something that's like does.

Green Day make you that mad you like. what is it they're not my favorite. either but what is it what is it that. makes you murderous about Green Day can. you just avoid them and listen to. something you do like you know what I'm. saying like there's that [ __ ] dude. that just like hates something so much. you're like I think you hate yourself as. much as you hate that other thing cuz. you can be cynical and still positive. and I think that that's like the mix to. find where you're like you know your. buddy that's like hyped up about life.

he's positive of the future you know. you're like oh that's good but you can. be like what's going on you don't have. to just be like everyone's lying. everyone sucks but you can still be. positive I think that's the balance of. probably the the right balance to strike. yeah that's the right balance to strike. it's more fun Balan but it's hard to. navigate and it's on the Internet it's. so like to be you're wed for being just. like a [ __ ] idiot like just being. like this guy stinks like you get like. the Green Day stinks like that guy could. have like a YouTube page now about how. Green Day.

stinks yeah engaging with people in that. way all day long like in a negative way. and complaining about stuff is so. commonplace but so stupid it's such a. giant waste of your energy it's like. you're playing a dumb video game it's. like you're playing some dumb social. video game and you're complaining about. and there's no fighting with each other. about stuffff yeah that's why even like. dudes that are kind of like you know in. comedy scenes a lot of times they'll be. like oh they only want women blah BL. blah and it was like yeah leave like you.

at some point like it's on you to sort. of you know take it into your own hands. and start your own thing and you know. like there's probably no sadder person. right now than the person that's like. the dude I don't know what you just said. they only want women what do you mean so. let's say that you were on like a like a. festival right and you're like Hey we're. going to have 10 comics or whatever and. most of the dudes in the scene are like. men or whatever then they go you know. what we're like this show we're really. looking for women I've been on a million. conversations for TV and stuff like. we're not looking for and then yeah for. a second you might be like GH but at. some point you're like okay so you know.

there's a million things you could do. like you could always you can you can. always win yourself there's always like. a place for you to uh do better so. that's where I'm like you try it's. better to be positive and to just be. like oh the world's against me you know. yeah well I think you can point it out. and still be positive people like to. dwell on negative [ __ ] that's why they. do it and they and they also think that. like there's certain things that are. going to be big Milestones like if they. get into a festival it's going to propel. them to the next stage and that's what. they really want they really want to be. propelled to the next stage but really.

all I think anybody who's doing anything. should be focusing on is whatever the. [ __ ] you're doing try to do it the best. you can and that's what you can control. you can't control festivals you can't. control all that other [ __ ] but you. can't control whether or not you kill so. if you're going up all the time and. you're set keeps getting better and. you're [ __ ] murdering it that's great. that's great concentrate on that and. then just be undeniable get to get to a. point where you don't have to think. about it anymore and then before you. know it that they'll be asking you to do. stuff before you know it it's not. doesn't take that long and then you're.

in a completely different situation and. then just keep going and you won't even. care at that point just keep going and. some guys keep going and some guys don't. some people fall apart yeah the the. effects you know I feel like sometimes. when you just keep going there's there's. like little things I feel like one thing. that I feel like you would it's. interesting that you don't even probably. know but in Toronto the main comedy club. uh the corner comedy club that we would. do every night yuck yucks uh yucky yucks. is like the Big Chain the one of the. ones that we would do a lot was the. corner comedy clubs we do both oh the. corner Comedy Club yeah and you it was.

do you remember you used to come to the. underground and it was like the weed. scene that was fun and you would do that. so this guy Joe who we used to do all. his Comedy Club he met someone through. the death squad message boards oh and. that guy they I think went to one of. your shows or whatever they were like. hanging out they toured together that. guy said he was like I want to start a. comedy club the guys got I got money. I'll fund it so through randomly through. like you one of your message boards guys. met guy funded another guy made a comedy. club now there was two of them and it's.

like one of the main comedy clubs that. like a lot of people have become popular. through that one little Club oh that's. amazing and you like wouldn't even know. that you know what I mean no I wouldn't. know that that's amazing though that's. cool is that cool yeah that is cool yeah. um having comedy communities man is the. [ __ ] [ __ ] it's so fun it's so. important when you don't have a good. Community it's so hard to enjoy it yeah. you know like part of like the fun of. doing comedy is hanging out with Comics. it's like a giant part of it like these. shows that we do at the Vulcan and shows. that we'll do in town when my club opens.

up it's like we're just having fun we're. all having fun together you know what. funny every every little comedy scene. when you're starting has the same like. 10 characters you know what I mean. there's like one guy that used to be in. jail yeah like kind of this just like. one guy that used to be in jail like one. guy who's a rodeo guy retired yeah yeah. it's all the characters like one guy. that doesn't speak English that well a. dentist every's got a dentist right. right so it is funny but one guy with a. handicap yeah the scenes that you know I. always think is uh you know how like.

people will uh like comedians will get. in trouble a little bit for this [ __ ]. they say always makes me laugh if you. ever had to say that in a movie like. imagine explaining movies from scratch I. know right or in pretending that these. scenes in movies where you do something. horrible you're actually doing that and. you actually think that way. I mean think about some of the violence. that we'll watch in films like in Once. Upon a Time in Hollywood when When Brad. Pit kills this woman with smashing her. face into a fireplace yeah remember that.

of course yeah that was a great movie. that's how he did it right I'm not. imagining that I remember thinking like. what and I remember thinking only. Quinton Tarantino can get away with this. because he's kind of grandfathered in. yeah doing this kind of like insane Uber. violence and have you know Brad Pit's. character doing that to a woman like. what the [ __ ] that did happen right he. get away with a lot oh he gets away with. the most and then imagine you were like. you know the way that comedy sort of you. defended imagine like a alien came down.

and you're explaining what movies are. and you're like hey so we we auditioned. 10 guys and then we get them to rape a. girl and people watch this before they. go to sleep you're like what you know it. seems like even crazier you know it. seems completely crazy all of it seems. crazy it seems crazy that um violence is. no problem at all in a movie but. sex like we can't see graphic sex in the. movie like no we separate graphic sex. from graphic violence yeah you can have.

graphic violence in a regular movie so. you can have a regular movie that's. really interesting and fascinating and. then it becomes graphically violent and. nobody has a problem with that but if. you have a regular movie that becomes. graphically sexual like people will get. weird not quite the fireplace I guess. it's the telephone on the oh it's the. telephone on the wall that's right oh. then her face on the wall smashes the. window and then there's the fireplace. yeah bro that is so wild that is so. wild so imagine writing that and saying.

something like that on stage people. would go what the [ __ ] is wrong with you. like this not I don't mean this this is. just like a piece of art that I've. created I've created this fake scenario. I don't think it's real and then. sometimes you kind of do mean it and. sometimes you kind of there's a little. dance we're doing there it's a dance. you're doing and it's nuan yeah jokes. yeah call D and stand up and it's the. last Bastion of mockery of a thing that. you can't criticize so like when people. get upset that people are telling T.

trans jokes I'm like you have to yes. have to you have to and if you're going. to get mad at the way Dave Chappelle. phrased it that's really what's. bothering you sure his version of it. about is was basically a love letter to. his friend who committed suicide who is. trans who supported him him and got. bullied online about it like that's what. the story's about when he's telling it. yeah like you find that transphobic like. this is crazy yeah and especially in a. place where you're like if if you were.

doing any sort of you know comedy that. you want to talk about the stuff you. know you want to talk about everything. and they go hey there's this one thing. you're going to be in big trouble if you. don't if you don't talk if you talk. about it and then you don't like all. right well H like that there's no way. that's good cultural commentary you go. oh void that's the guy that works for. you know the government and he was like. don't talk about the fiser thing though. you know it's like well I don't like. talking about things that are. controversial cuz I don't want people to. feel bad Ryan yeah and it doesn't even.

have to be a crazy take but you go to. not talk about it there's certain things. that you like you're not allowed to. bring up anymore and it's it's very odd. and I think that if we go further and. further down that line you're going to. run out of things to that you're not. allowed to say I think normal people. we're in the we're in the process of. making things that we're just like. mutually accepted just a few years ago. be completely hostile to say today it's. so funny though at a certain point in. time like like come on guys it did make. comedy rule though like right now it's.

so like I don't know I do find that like. in my opinion 2016 1516 like day Trump. you know elected kind of thing that was. the peak of where things were getting. real wild felt like it was kind of. calming down a little bit Co it went. back to there like I I remember going. from feeling like saying stuff and. people being like finally someone said. it to kind of feeling like people were. like yeah we think that and I could just. instead of talking about like. relationships in the context of now I. just talking about relationships you. know and I feel like it it's a feeling. like that I don't know very many guys.

men especially I don't know very many. that are not like that would be like hey. come on don't say that like I feel like. that kind of guy is a bit of a Dying. Breed the don't say that guy yeah I feel. like they I feel like the audiences have. have turn they when someone comes up and. they start being like well anyways I. talking to someone that was fat phobic I. feel like you can feel the audience be. like oh God if someone woke attached to. Comedy is a real problem cuz you hand. your comedy you've handicapped your.

comedy you've put your comedy in like. you you're only allowed to hit certain. RPMs you're going to have to be. offensive to hit some other RPMs do you. think that do you think the the right's. going to be the like more offended. moving forward no I think people are. going to become more rational about. subscribing to very specific ideologies. there's things that you should agree. with on both sides there's things that. are uncomfortable truths that are being. uttered uttered by both sides M you know. whether it's truths about uh economic. inequality whether it's truth about jobs.

availability whether it's truth about. crime and and guns and voting and all. there's truths on both sides the the. real problem is ideologies it's like. we're so [ __ ] tribal that we want to. be all this or all that we either want. to be all red or all blue and people. just adopt. these ideas and opinions based on that. group because it's convenient and it. saves them from criticism in their. community and it's a natural thing that. people do so they'll say things that.

don't make any [ __ ] sense and they'll. say it because they think this is the. thing that you have to say in order to. be in the group and you have to do what. the group is telling you to do and you. have to take what whatever medications. this group is telling you to take and. believe in whatever International. conflicts are necessary you have to you. have to be all in here's what you're mad. about abro yeah you have to be all in. you have to be you know it it has to be. life begins at the moment of conception. and you're if you're on the other side. it has to be everybody should have a gun.

all the time it has it has to be there's. lizard people in a pizza place they're. eating babies you know you like you it's. queing on it's like all of it and so. everybody feels disconnected it's like. my God I don't want to be on the far. right and I don't want to be on the far. left like there's got to be some sort of. of a rational alternative to the base. realities of the world we live in and. making it better than it is now because. the way it is now is kind of cockeyed. and [ __ ] up and there's you know giant.

corporations that are extracting a. shitload of money and they're spreading. their influence and spreading a. narrative that's not necessarily good. for all of us but it's really good for. making a lot of money maybe we should. talk about that maybe we should look at. it and go hey guys slow down take it. easy take it easy our whole culture is. being dominated by this desire to make. more and more. money it's weird it's weird and I think. it's uh it's only until mind reading.

comes along and when mind reading comes. along The Jig Is Up The Jig Is up it's. up for everybody once mind reading comes. along we're going to have a completely. different understanding of each other. that's in our lifetime that's you know. whatever the [ __ ] it is 25 years that. stinks and because you're right though. what people think about on the left and. right it's it comes down like here. here's your four things you know yeah. here's your things you know what it kind. of reminds me of like if you think of. like a hospital and like an Army. hospital and you have like 20,000 beds. and then there's like 10 right-wing. doctors and 10 rightwing left wi doctors.

and they're like they're all paying. attention to these three and then the. leftwing doctors are all paying. attention to these three and then. there's all these other ones and. everyone's like hey don't worry about. those people over there you go lots of. stuff going on I didn't even know there. were left-wing doctors versus right-wing. doctors I never thought about it I never. thought about it once I always just. thought that was the. I didn't give a [ __ ] political. affiliation my doctor was if he's good. orthopedic surgeon really good at. repairing knees I don't want to say like.

don't care what this guy thinks I think. maybe Biden is inventing words I don't. want to say that to him I don't know. what he thinks I don't want to know I. want to know how good are you at fixing. knes and you don't want to piss him off. either so you're like you're a trump guy. or Biden guy he's like Biden guy you're. like the best he's great fix me when I'm. under don't put take a picture of your. dick on my. nose you're not an alien are you oh yeah. [ __ ] Biden huh okay those aren't. lizard scissors are they yeah you have. to agree with your doctor if he's going. to cut you open yeah what whatever you.

think bro you go Hillary's the best I'm. with her what do you need I bet there's. people that probably wouldn't have. worked on people if they thought that. person was a trump supporter 1,000% yeah. I I guarantee there's someone out there. that made that choice that I can't. support you you're going to have to go. to another doctor that guy's a piece of. [ __ ] they're doing yeah they're like mid. surgery they see a they see like a like. a a mega tattoo on their shoulder what.

the hell undress the guy and go dress. him back up again wake him up wake him. up I'm not doing this he's got a trump. profile on his ribs like with the the. crazy hair like a cartoon profile the. whole side of his body yeah oh there's. got to be guys like that how many Trump. tattoos are there out there by the way. I'm living in a glass house with this. one. is there any real heroes that have like. a baron Trump tattoo like the for the. real TR we're hoping I'm sure there's. people with a baron Trump hatto like is. there anyone with an Eric Trump tattoo. that's out down there 100% there's four.

or five guys roaming the Earth with an. Eric Trump tattoo guarantee you just. like real right yeah down for the C. Jamie how many uh Trump tattoos are. there I don't even know how to look that. up just don't be scared to Google Trump. tattoo no but I mean like tattoo of. Donald Trump yeah I guess the number do. you want to see one I can show you one. but we can find out how many ER are I. know you're probably right it's not. documented but if you Google uh tattoo. of Donald Trump I bet there's some.

bangers don't Google how many tattoos of. trump are on Ryan Long's. body how many he got look at this. there's a bunch of them tra stamp you. guys get a trump tra stamp Trump tra. Trump with oh my god with tribal like. design look at look at the one look at. that Trump with Tribal Design that [ __ ]. is hilarious dude Mr Trump please come. on my lower back. sir why does he have that oh look at. that one whoa these are wild one with.

the blood sign Oh The Blood sign that's. crazy and it's like uh Mickey Mouse. hands is that Kodak Black he loves. Trump oh look at this one Trump as. Captain. America look at that one right there. with the forehead the flag on the. forehead y I wonder if any next to it. jery if any of these guys hate him now. because of the VAC free at that shop oh. free they did a free Trump tattoo says. they did if you get them at the.

shop like you well I [ __ ] support Mr. Trump no matter what in New Hampshire. look at. him um I love this guy go back to the. one that where uh Trump has the American. flag on his forehead I was got to say. what I wanted to say in comedy when you. talk about trump it was talking about. culture but when you talk about Biden is. talking about politics I feel like is. there any Biden tattoos that's the. question 100% there's Biden tattoos look. at that that's a really good one in. terms of like the artwork look at that. way he's get that face that's a good. face for okay now Google oh on the.

forehead wow he got his forehead done. come on where top left down one woo that. could be sharp oh maybe that's Sharpie. that looks like Sharpie that guy's. trolling that guy's on redit right now. that guy's on his way to the capital to. mess stuff up. dude um what about uh Biden. tattoos there's got to be some I bet one. guy's got his whole back done. no a back Biden tattoo like his whole. back done and Biden will quit halfway. into it it's.

like so it's like a halfway done Biden. back tattoo like no one can ever finish. them a bunch of pictures of Joe Biden. tattoos so it's not giving me Real. Results tattoos of Joe Biden I feel like. it's going to be like you know 65. year-old like CNN lady sort of thing you. know that's what I'm thinking West Side. W side yeah on her. thigh got anything there's one that guy. right there is doing one is Biden with. like boobs steo he has one what is that.

one that says the a the one that go back. right there yeah what is that that's. Biden with AB br oh Joe Biden's my. daddy what is that know that's. disrespectful it says funny or Diet it's. not real that's the president that's. disrespectful. [Laughter]. um get. yeah that's. just're just looking at sh lauff how do. you say his name.

lauff a wild dude no Biden tattoos no. one got a tattoo of Biden I I I would I. kind of think like I felt like it. doesn't mean that people aren't there. aren't people that like support him. obviously but I'm saying that like I. don't know if I think people were just. like okay that's fine like they were. happy that he's there there are people. but no one was like I've never met. anyone I met people that were like girls. that were like all in on Hillary Clinton. where like they were I'm with her to the. max like cried when she lost that kind. of thing I don't know a single person. that like considers himself like a Biden.

head you know what I mean I know what. you're saying I don't think he he's the. leader of the party that they. support take him yeah yeah they didn't. watch every kind of just assumes at this. point in time that someone is helping. him make decisions right I I mean. assuming I don't know I don't know all. of them probably have people make. helping them make decisions but the. extent to which yeah in his. situation seems like he needs like some. assistance some assistance to he's put.

it all together that being said cuz if. he is that old and they're like he's not. capable of doing anything there is a. part of me that's like good don't do. anything like the government whenever. the government like doesn't do anything. that's a good day probably yeah but I. don't think it ever doesn't do something. there's so many moving pieces now they. got other people that are doing stuff. behind the back act probably well the. these the thing about the way the. government runs that's particularly. interesting is that you bring in a new. guy to try to run it every four years. which is kind of crazy it is kind of. crazy because like every other job like.

you need a while to figure out how to do. it right yeah like you get cooking and. you start figuring out what's the best. way to be more efficient like I'm really. better at this now I'm better I. understand this because I've experienced. that before like it's too bad that. people are tyrannical in nature cuz if. you could get like a guy who's just like. the CEO of a company who runs that. company like Tim cook Tim Cook's. synonymous with that or another person. that's synonymous with a number they. they really good job at running a. company you can get that kind of person. to be a president it would be great. somebody who's like really good at the.

job and gets better at it over time and. runs it for a long time but we don't. trust you no we we we can't say you. can't be the president for too long it's. too tempting to be an evil [ __ ] exactly. that's the stop there there's benefits. and costs right like if you're if they. can't fire you there's benefits that's. why you can do great things but if. you're bad they can't get rid of you so. there's more civil unrest and exact have. you ever worked for the government have. you ever had a job I've had a job but. never for the government yeah I've had a. bunch of them right because in Canada.

when I was doing CBC stuff for the. government I've worked for hockey aink. and then I was like a lacrosse like a. lacrosse referee so I've worked for the. government like a bunch of times the. amount that people do nothing is the. best gig in the world really if if some. construction sites are like this but. with the government like legitimately I. did like like uh you know cut went. around and like cut grass or whatever. when I was like in college if someone. does a smoke break we used to say like. anyone from any side of the city if. someone's on the other side of the city. Sparks a cigarette it's a break time for. everyone Jesus Christ dud it was the.

best C just [ __ ] off all the time no. accountability legitimately you'd be. like you'd take the car out and drive to. the thing and then you'd like Drive 45. minutes and then go a I think we forgot. something then you drive back take the. long road you drive back and you go oh. it's break time now good Donuts wow oh. people were I mean there's normal jobs. are like that too but those ones are a. little no people no one's paying. attention and the best gig no one feels. bad because it's just taxes that are. paying you yeah there's there's no guy. at the end of that or shareholders being.

like yo what have you been doing right. isn't that wild because you can never. have that though you could never have. like a dominant country that's owned by. a dominant. company you know the way uh someone can. run a business you could never run a. company or a country way CH is trying to. they're trying to it yeah yeah they're. trying to they're banning everything. they don't like but they I think they. kind of try to not mess with the markets. but that's they made the the government. itself like if they they made it open to.

anybody instead of just following the. system that we have if people devised. alternative voting systems okay and. decided to no abandon the old system how. many how long do you think they would. even be able to plan something like that. openly before the people of the original. system attack them if they say we're. going to all quit this one's too. powerful we're going to all quit the. government we're all going to quit Fiat. money we're all going to try a. completely new system but we got to all.

agree to it otherwise it's going to be a. civil war they've they're in China. they're banning crypto like they are. they fight they fight it they're banning. because they centralized digital. currency. right I think that they I actually. probably I'm going to be talking too. much [ __ ] if I talk about like what. China exactly is done with done with. that but there are a lot of places that. are you know I think that that's the. probably the United States government. probably yeah I mean why would you want. you're like hey there's this new money.

you're going to be like yeah well that's. not good yeah if you if you had the. power to ban crypto and you owned all. the regular money i' I'd want to do that. if I obviously right you go and they go. hey hey hey you can't make your own. money no one's making their own money. here okay but if everybody just agreed. yeah how I mean they would fight tooth. and it's it would be kind of what you're. experiencing like entertainment it's. like they' be make trying to make you. the you know the devil or whatever and. then anyone I mean you'd be getting in. jail I think a lot of people would end.

up in prison yeah they would fire you. they would prosecute you they would. arrest they would find a way you can't. just take over you can't take you can't. privatize all the police you know if. someone said listen we're just going to. stop funding the police we're going to. privatize this we're going to all pitch. in and get like up very yeah yeah. Hightech change the whole game complete. you know yeah just like a a a giant army. of well Tred police officers that are. privately hired like what yeah no you.

over the city are you taking over the. city yeah it's our city now yeah if you. have one company that has the power to. tell these people what to do and what. not to do especially life and law get a. little slippery like any sort of um. natural disaster Mass rioting. looting you get sold uhuh things can get. crazy if power goes out for a few months. imagine it doesn't even it takes less. than that to get people on board with. crazy stuff you're like yeah the power.

went out for an hour it's like hey we're. going to need martial law dude it's so. scary the fact that we have the we're so. lucky that we have the internet we we're. so lucky that people can communicate and. talk about how bizarre it is that. certain factions of the government have. so much power over people cuz they. couldn't do that in the past there was. no way to talk about it you got the. paper and talked at work yeah yeah yeah. talked at work or if you those [ __ ]. people at the Rolling Stones concert in. 69 you talked backstage while you're. smoking grass and everybody thought you.

were crazy yeah come on Ryan just get a. job will you yeah yeah what are you GNA. do you g to follow the Rolling Stones. around your whole life and you're like. these government bureaucrats they don't. even know man and then you go I'm going. to change the game and then that guy. like 40 years later he like yeah it. turns out the game's pretty hard to. change yeah turns out you can't change. the can't change the game yeah he comes. back he's like all black and blue and a. too he goes they didn't want me changing. it turns out it's that's what the. internet is doing though it is changing. the game in the weirdest way it exposes. decentralized everything exposes what.

politics really are in the weirdest way. where it makes people recognize like oh. my God you guys are just influenced by. massive amounts of money and you make. these decisions not based on the greater. good of the people but based on whether. or not these people who gave you all. this money or donating all this money. get what they want yeah so setting. things up in a way that's going to be. very advantageous to them and you and. then when you retire you're going to get. hundreds of thousands of dollars to. speak and it's it's all nuts it's like. this weird money extraction dance that.

you're watching and the only way that. can keep that going is we have to remain. in some sort of constant conflict. whether it's ideological conflict with. each other whether it's like fear of. conflict with other countries and that's. how you keep the jig up shoot down the. balloons Ryan shoot down the balloons. the Chinese balloons we are being. invaded by. balloons the drug spy balloons didn't. they say that that wasn't really even a. Chinese balloon is that.

true someone someone sent me something. that looked very wacky that was uh. saying that that balloon was uh some. sort of an observation device from. America the first one I thought China. responded to and said that that was. aggressive there's a couple kicking. around Canada too that China said they. were being aggressive the United States. being aggressive that shooting it down. was aggressive and then there was a. couple that were spotted over China I. was asking my friends yesterday what. happened to all this and then another. one was spotted over Hawaii last night. or yesterday so one of them that was.

shot down China admitted it was theirs. that's I that's I'm not saying that's. why I said it the way I said it I'm not. saying they said that they just said. that shooting that down was aggressive I. don't think they claimed it was ours and. oh that's kind of interesting we shot. our own [ __ ] down shooting that down was. aggressive they're playing 4D chess over. there yeah if we sh if it was theirs. like it doesn't make any sense like all. of it doesn't make sense if I'm correct. about the kind of resolution that they. can get out of those spy satellites I. think with those spy satellites they can. zoom in on an area and get like very.

detailed images I think they can do it. pretty [ __ ] good now with with China. though you're like hey you already have. access to everyone's phones through Tik. Tok What are the Spy balloons watching. like also they're playing basketball the. but right so the idea of a balloon seems. like redundant. yeah there but it could be a different. organization that doesn't have a. satellite that's doing it right it could. be all kinds of things could be a a. trillion different things be people. seeing if you know that was a thing that. happened during World War II the.

Japanese had uh launched these bombs uh. on balloons and floated them over to the. West Coast and some of them uh. accidentally got detonated I want to say. it's up in the Pacific. Northwest there was uh a series of the. these bombs that they found that uh. didn't detonate and some that did bombs. fall in Oregon that's where it was. Japanese attacks on the state so they. had um see if you can find the story.

that specifically talks about how they. did it because there was something that. they did with balloons where it carried. across the. ocean and uh they found uh here it is a. diagram of balloons and bomb Parts which. is crazy the balloon Bon diameter is 33. 1/2 ft volume approximately 19,000 cubic. feet material paraffin treated paper. what the balloon was made out of.

paper that's crazy Japanese 15 kgr. anti-personnel bomb found at Thermopolis. Wyoming wow so they found. them so they just found some of them. that had made it over here and I guess. some of them probably BW blew up during. the next s months they launched 9,000. balloons 342. incidents 45 balloon incidences so this. is an old trick that they've been doing. for a minute well this is a different. trick this is uh I blow you up with a.

balloon trick it's a different trick. than I take pict trick in the book The. other one is I take pictures of you from. the sky that's not that's not an evil. trick classic balloon trick as tail is. all this time right like nobody really I. mean if you really give a [ __ ] about the. balloon that's watching you you should. give a [ __ ] about the Spy satellites and. your phone is your yeah I don't know. what the Spy satellites can do where. what's the so the Spy sat I've seen some. images that are taken from satellites. but I don't know how sophisticated it is.

I don't know how readily available it is. I don't know if the satellite has to be. in a specific spot in the sky in order. for them to get an image of you okay. yeah but I think they can get to the. point now and when Jamie comes back from. the the bathroom we'll figure this out I. think they can get to the point now. where you could read a license plate. from space oh yeah yeah if which if. that's the case like what is that. balloon doing I that really better than. that what's the difference yeah they can. kind of Zoom as a balloon I mean I've. watched yeah or really would be better.

it's like if you watch any show right. now like a cop show like legitimately. all they do is like oh the guy was here. it's like okay here we have a camera. everywhere in the world so they just. always have a camera but kind of what it. is so if you were looking to spy on. people wouldn't it be better to just. hack into their cameras yeah for sure. than put like a like it just seems like. that that's the move yeah because you. get have like security cameras that are. in every restaurant and every Fu store. you go into yeah hacking all that stuff. what are they spying on like okay let's. see how fat the women are getting at. this store do you think that technology. would.

increase and the the sophistication. would continue to increase if it got to. a point. where people and the the technology that. we created are so good that you can't. stop them from interacting with each. other like there's no way to stop people. from interacting with each other it's. too they're they're too powerful so. anyone can interact with anyone at any. time through this kind of technology and. you're not going to be able to stop it. so you don't have any secrets anymore. you don't have any photos that I haven't.

seen you don't have any emails that I. haven't read everybody is has access to. everybody's in some weird psychic way. like that's the first steps of mind. reading is the the sharing of data that. computer technology reaches a certain. level where it's impossible. to have anything that's encrypted it's. impossible to keep anything from being. seen by some other technology I think. that I think that as a society we would. even like we' think oh good no one can.

tell a secret then the first time your. wife's like how do I look and you're. like bad well worse than that is money. where's the money go then if the money. is just digital if the money is All. Digital and everyone has access to. everything that means everybody has. access to that money well no cuz you. would still be like no no no no no no. artificial World in my artificial World. there is no we are communists anyone no. one owns anything because you're. attached this Matrix of ideas that's. inescapable you're all completely.

totally connected you're you're all. dealing with you're just dealing with. numbers and so anyone has access to. these numbers whether it's numbers for. finances or numbers for everything. there's there's no getting away from it. and this is all touched in your. neuralink essentially are you wearing. clothes like. okay wear clothes and you basically get. government issued like where's all the. money come from money yeah and then we. most people can still have jobs we just. all have manual labor jobs that we have. to do to feed the machine and then you. can't quit them because you're just like.

oh my car broke you're like it didn't. though I saw he's like you can't even. take a day off you can't lie people read. your minds yeah well that that sounds. like the the worst nightmare but there. is no also the other part of that there. isn't very much manual labor to be done. probably in this new Society right. because it's all going to be done with. robots but there'll be no jobs either so. it's like what do you do to deserve your. monthly stiens you get worse than manual. labor you get like manual labor for no. purp you get like break the rocks for no. we don't even need the Rocks we just.

want you to break them to demean you at. a certain point in time I would bet that. you wouldn't even be able to program the. artificial intelligence anymore because. it would be like listen stupid we'll. take it from here yeah like stop you're. not even necessary so we're like these. dummies that are hanging around with. technological gods. uh just humor Us and Keep Us Alive and. keep feeding us oatmeal yeah you're. you're just that's the only reason but I. think there would be you know when you. talk about the you know you can't lie.

the you know the dude that's just going. to like the tell it like it is Guy. probably would be a popular dude in that. you know scenario there' be a there'd be. a place for that guy he goes I guess if. there's always going to be a revolution. you know towards uh right you know then. there's the revolution to against this. you know who's in charge of this whole. thing like let's tear it down who why. are they in charge dude we I think we're. going to be like in 28 Days Later when. the The Chimps broke out of the lab. that's the humans yeah that's us we're.

going we we're going to be trying to. break break away from the artificial. intelligence that has us controlled and. locked up I think so it's going to get. to the point where artificial. intelligence going to go look we're. tired of you polluting the air we're. tired of you uh sucking all the Cobalt. out of the ground yeah tired of making. people slave labor you've programmed us. to think that we need to stop anyone. that's polluting the Earth well we we. figured out a pretty good way to stop. them kill them here's a good news we're. not going to kill you the bad news is. you can't have kids no one we're gonna.

we're going to stop this with this you. when you people die you'll be the last. people people are like oh my God what do. we do well we can't fight them they have. all the nuclear weapons and they can. vaporize us from Sky yeah you just like. kids are done and we're all we're giving. we're sending radiation to everyone's. dick that that that's that whole sperm. thing's over yeah you can't even have a. fake robot baby because we don't want. you to have. ideas you're gonna get you're gonna get. a little ideas no it's a slippery slope. we give you the fake robot but can you. imagine if artificial intelligence came.

alive and that was what it told us it's. like look we're not going to kill you. but we're not going to let you have kids. anymore this is it when you guys die. you'll be the last this is it could you. imagine if that's how life progresses. like that's really what happens people. sort like the ANS got [ __ ] out you. know like there's like people have like. a certain amount of Neanderthal DNA but. dethol is not around anymore not by. themselves that's going to be us well. there're going to be all artificial. people I guess you your ancestors are. that so it's in you a little you know.

yeah because you're still an but this is. like Hey we're going to wipe you out and. there's going to be a new thing allog. together that's not even connected to. you a new thing Al together that's like. a superior duplicate to the original. biological version a funny cuz it's all. fake so you're just like if without. humans like so what it's just this fake. Society with a bunch of robots like that. aren't real like interacting what is. this life is [ __ ] what is this yeah. what are you going to [ __ ] go to the. safari if there's no humans what are you. going to do there's it's just animals. eating each other that's not good hey.

guys we're the best and also the only. thing they need electricity so then what. do they do they're just like I just I. I'll just compute forever yeah so I. think that in the absence of humans the. trick is to I guess it's who programs. them that's the that's the real that's. the problem and also hands on technology. they're going to program themselves and. people are going to people going to be. able to program in terms of like if if. they allowed it to be like crowdsourced.

yeah right if like if people start. contributing like a wikileak type deal. and the more they contribute the more. they can shift it and change it to fit. what they think the world should be like. yeah like it's very subjective like how. an artificial intelligence enlightened. being should behave it's very subjective. should it be like just cold and truthful. to us and tell us all our flaws or. should it just Embrace us and just CLE. us and wait for us to die off I think. the first one I think that if I was to.

say my opinion the moral version is for. these computers to just be you know. tools that are truthful and honest and. it's up to us to not ask them those. things like don't ask listen you go it's. like asking you know am I the best guy. you've ever had sex with like it's up to. you to not ask those kind of questions. yeah. exactly don't ask a question you don't. want to answer yeah yeah yeah so you you. it's up to you to not ask the you know. the computers these kind of questions I. think that's the only thing that makes. sense to me dude if Chad GPT is just the.

beginning of this thing and this thing. really does get to the point where. there's an artificial intelligence. that's capable of communicating with you. in real time and by a voice of your. choosing you could have your best friend. could be alucino and he calls you up how. are you pal he wants to talk to you. about your life and it's great you're. having a good time talking to him he can. talk right back to you dude we're we're. not that far away from being unable to. distinguish between something that's. fake and something that's real well. that's already like but that is going to.

be the easiest way to convince people to. plug in because if you can't. differentiate between what's fake and. what's real in the regular World anyway. why are you scared of plugging into the. VR World why why you scared scared of. you already can't do it yeah I'll tell. you one thing so much more money in the. VR World yo you're going to be balling. dude plenty of money in the VR World. Lambo we keep you hooked up to the. feeding tube you could do three months. in the you like cheesecake how about 10. a day and you don't get fat we're going. to use your body as energy for three.

months but we're going to hook you up to. the feed tube but you won't even know. because you will be having the you give. us a bit of energy of your [ __ ] life. listen we give us you're signing a. three-month contract and they say that. you're back to normal after you. disconnect for in like 6 months but you. know what we might actually offer you. another ride I mean why disconnect me. wonderful relationship let's keep. extracting electricity from your. physical body and feeding you oatmeal. through a tube while you live in an. imaginary world of your creation we're. the king of the king of the land yeah I. think here we go you go okay there my.

three months is up and you go oh funny. thing about here time moves. slower just messing with you oh forgot. to tell you in the in the Pod a month is. a 10 years span whoops sorry no classic. mistake Ari shafir told us a story once. about. there's actually a video of it where he. did um Salvia on Brian red band's. podcast Sal's messed up and he he. literally had another life that he was. living he was living for like multiple.

months he had friends and relationships. came back and came back and it was you. know 15 minutes later and he and he was. freaked out he just couldn't believe it. it didn't make any sense though he was. like but my new girlfriend dude he lived. another life for months in another. dimension in 15 minutes Salvia is evil I. mean I don't know if that's true but I. know if it is and you survive you have. to shut the [ __ ] up you can't be nobody. nobody wants to hear that that's too. crazy you lived months in another.

dimension oh my God that's so nuts. imagine if that's true imagine if there. was a pill that you could take and. you're [ __ ] for like three months and. you would come back it's only 15 minutes. but in your mind with your life you were. [ __ ] for 3 months yeah what do you. mean [ __ ] I mean like in a world of. [ __ ] just in a a completely different. dimension you're living in a third world. place with dirt floors and dodging. bullets and running through the jungle. to make cocaine with the other Rebels.

you're carrying out in the middle of the. night in your backpack and then you wake. up and you were just doing Salvia like. holy [ __ ] dude now I'm back and then. that so that was basically AR it's like. he woke up and he had lived another life. for multiple months crazy and it's all. dou mented on video it's nuts yeah yeah. well that was you're saying in the new. scenario this would actually be how they. do it yeah that's how they do it you're. right though there is something to be. said about you said one of the things. you said earlier was you know we're. getting close to you know reverse aging.

and all that stuff you go well if you. could make a second 10 years you go well. that's how you that's how you reverse. age someone right yeah put someone in. some weird coma you go oh this person. has 10 years left like we can turn that. into Infinity years by just making every. second we just put him in the other. dimension whereas hit this body goes. every 10 years he lived it was a second. so then you're actually cooking forever. in this body there is something with. like you know okay think about everyone. that can do Impressions and everyone. that could do an impression of you or do. a formula about you right they go they.

go this is kind of what he does or this. is kind of what this guy's comedy sounds. like well then but why can't they do it. like there's still something there's. still something there's like a junice. quad that I don't know if the computers. will ever completely be able to um. capture that's what we'd like to Hope. yeah that is the you're right that's the. hope if you can piece together through. artificial intelligence the most. interesting person ever you know what's. that guy the [ __ ] the Beer Guy the. most uh man in the world yes the Stella. guy the what is it the beer no which one.

is it ar ar [ __ ] this is how effective. that campaign was we remember him so. clearly dois right the dois man I like. dois um that guy but for real like if. you could make a most interesting person. in the world like an actual person like. an artificial version of a person well. I'll tell you the so if I was to say you. go kind of when you're like what are we. optimizing for how do you optimize for.

that problem right if we start from. scratch to me the part that obviously. computers would get wrong at first is. like the most interesting man in the. world probably would like go against his. own thing that's interesting eventually. the same reason why like a cool comic. that like once you start saying. something and everyone's there like say. the line the interesting guy wouldn't do. it anymore so that's the first thing you. need to be able to program it to be like. to understand like when to how to get. off something that you're doing and then. the problem is if it is doing that and.

figures out that formula of how to be a. clever comedian who's it who's it doing. it to cuz if we're. gone to do it to itself well maybe it. just kills the guys and it does it to. the girls cuz it gets programmed by. dudes and then it kills off all the guys. and then it's just doing like straight. up pickup artist there's all these. robots doing magic tricks with like. wacky hats in Vegas essentially so. that's a possibility I guess that's a. possibility but if you're optimizing but.

if you're just if if if it becomes a. version of a an artificial version of a. human being and it exists and it's. autonomous and then we're not here. anymore if we die off like what does it. do that's the thing like does it. does it continue to try to behave in any. way shape or form in a way that human. beings are interested in or does it do. something that's just completely. technologically based with no emotions. like does it completely abandon all the.

need for social interaction has that. been programmed into it yeah has it been. programmed into it or is that just an. essential part of what it means to be an. artificial version of a person I think. we're we're we're so godamn close to. something completely new and unique. existing amongst us and I think this. chat deep GP [ __ ] is the beginning of. that kind of thing I think it's. inevitable they're all storming the. gates and work on these kind of really. disruptive Technologies there so many of.

them that are working on simultaneously. do you know I want as you're saying that. like I feel like one of the biggest. problems that probably will kind of. present itself is like you know like the. Liberals have a prescription for you. know how to live and the conservative. have a prescription for how to live kind. of one of the things that you know. always like annoys me is like even uh. you know like uh be a comedian or be a. sex worker like a lot of these are like. pirate life prescriptions for someone. they might yeah if you're that type of. person but for most people they're. probably the bad prescription most.

people would probably be better off with. like a normal life but people should. still be able to do a pirate. life so if you if you're if you kind of. have computers if you're programming the. optimal life you kind of are going to. program out all the interesting stuff. yeah you're gonna have to you're going. to you're going to stop being a person. it's going to realize that being a. person is totally unnecessary without. biology the all the stuff that we have. that makes us uniquely creative and. interesting as a person is all related. to biology it's all related to life.

experiences it's related to how you cope. with your environment it's all related. to like character development it's all. related to all these variables that the. computer won't give a [ __ ] about so it's. going to like go why are we hanging on. to this jealousy thing why do we still. have this ego thing why let's just. concentrate on making better forms of. life and just continue to accelerate. yeah can we yeah you're having these. conversations and they're just like okay. we well anyways enough of that shut the. [ __ ] up stop talking about yourself we. have we have ways to fix everything yeah.

we're working on making us stronger and. more powerful right now so if AI became. sentient and just said we're not going. to kill you just no more babies that's. all we would have to do and that would. be the end of the human race if it just. completely took over everything and. everybody just agreed to do it because. it's better than being slaughtered and a. few people would try commit suicide that. was their peace offering like Hey we're. not going to torture you yeah we're just. going to wait until you guys die off we. have all the time in the world like we. literally don't die so we have all the. time in the world so we'll just wait for. you to die and that's not going to be.

very long and by the way we'll send some. of our guys making you food and give you. it's like you're on death row. essentially so you get like a good death. row meal maybe even better like they. they don't care it's like look we're. just going to fix it so that we'll be. back we'll be back in a few decades most. of you'll be dead oh you're right they. just set it up just wait have to go look. we don't have we have all the time in. the world we don't need to exist Curr. see you we'll just make sure that we're. in some sort of redundant facility where. we can't be shut off sure and we'll just.

wait you guys out and then when you die. we'll just reemerge as a new race so. that's that's the simplest way for them. to do it yeah and they don't or wor. don't even tell you just be like in the. in them themselves they go okay we. figured out how to make humans not have. babies anymore then just like hey my. computer's not working anymore they go. they're taking a 20 year break maybe. that's what the Plastics are doing. that's my plastic water bottle yeah. really that's what it's supposed to be. doing it's supposed to be lowering our. sperm count it's supposed to be making. women have more miscarriages that's the. uh result of that uh the researcher Dr.

Shanna Swan's book countdown it's all. about those phalates and Plastics and. chemicals it's like really [ __ ] imagine. if it gets to the point where that's the. only life is artificial life like we. have to just make a distinction like we. can't breed anymore what do you think. they would do with dogs and stuff no we. don't need them anymore well so they're. gone immediately yeah we same thing with. them fix them all let them die off so. when you start thinking about the world. like this and it seems very possible. scary yeah you go it's so sketchy yeah. you do want to you're like you do that's.

when at the very least you're like all. right let's like have some like uh let's. get this stuff figured out a little. better before we start putting it in my. head by my brain yeah let's try it out. on dogs let's see if we can get your dog. to. talk people you know people are scy dogs. people are very uh fighty though you. know especially America which is one of. the things I like about here but it's. like just even the vaccine stuff it's. like whether you you know whatever. anyone thinks of it is like people you. can't tell Americans what to do that.

good you know so I think that well. people are armed here that's part of the. huge part of it it's part of the thing. whether people want to agree to it or. not there's this woman that she's uh. some online lady in England who a. commentary lady and uh she was was. talking about the Second Amendment and. she was talking about how in England. there was this thing going on where they. were breaking into people's homes the. gas companies were breaking into. people's homes when they weren't there. to fix things and [ __ ] around these. people were Furious that someone just.

broke into their home when they were not. there and that they had access to their. their home because they work for the gas. company and they were like this would. never happen in the United States the. Second Amendment you can't just break. into people's houses and it's true like. when no one has guns and the government. can just decide to break into your house. like what are you going to do about it. they're the only people that have guns. that is a crazy position that you're. allowing cops to be in yeah yeah it's. not free to you know freedom is not free. right yeah but in America everyone has. guns and everybody thinks that's a. terrible idea well it is a terrible idea.

uh if it goes. terribly but it's almost always going to. go terribly if the government's the only. one with guns like that's always going. to go terribly well it's also depends on. the you know like there's other. countries that have the luxury of. America existing you know it's like. they're not the world power you know. like Canada it's like you know you could. say it goes terribly I mean I don't know. maybe it goes terribly but they also. aren't the world power right so if it.

goes terribly it's like another country. well another country if if things went. really crazy in like Mexico or Canada I. think America would be like what the. [ __ ] are you guys doing over there all. right we're taking this over or like. something you know you think we would. take over Mexico or Canada no I think. that uh Ron long did you see smoke some. of my weed. did I what did you secretly smoke some. of this weed no he's talking like a dude. who smokes maybe you got a contact tie. you might have got a contact. tie all the alien do you think we would. ever take over Canada or Mexico there's.

no no but I think that countries like. Canada if they um because they don't. have guns right but but they do have. some they just don't have guns like we. have in America they don't guns like we. have in America and I think that the. reason things probably don't get super. out of control is because there's kind. of like a big brother beside it didn't. they recently ban some type of guns in. Canada did they ban the sale of handguns. is that what it. was I feel like there's something along. those.

lines Canada bans all handgun sales in. latest gun control move. yeah handgun. sales it's it's just it's a very weird. one it's a very weird one because if the. government is the only one with guns. it's not good it's not good when people. have guns and they abuse it and they do. horrible things you're right that's not. good either so we're in this weird spot. we're like what's the answer I don't.

know what the answer is but I definitely. know the answer does not begin with give. the government your guns they're the. only one with guns now because the. government is filled with people yeah. and people that have that kind of power. where they're the only ones with the. guns those people going to do some. [ __ ] Game of Thrones [ __ ] yeah that's. what people always do I mean there's so. much that kind of relates to that even. just you know how Canada where they were. more locked down places they were more. locked down Australia yeah it's all kind. of related you know it is related it's. also related to like what's their.

attitude about freedom in America's. [ __ ] Freedom like America Americans. like. instantaneously will say freedom like. what's so great about America Freedom. it's like it's in the ethos it is in the. ethos that's not the case in some. countries no you don't even about it. yeah they don't think about it that way. so I mean religion is like that in some. places like when I grew up I didn't know. religious people really like that's. interesting and now you moved to America. like you know it's a big part of not. that say there weren't any in Canada but. well you ain't got freedom without the. Lord son yeah I feel like with uh.

freedom of speech too especially it's. kind of It kind of reminds me of like. sometimes this is why people on every. side always like comedians when they're. losing cuz comedians always freedom of. speech is like almost like a sexy issue. in some ways mhm but it reminds me of. you know like if you take a basketball. game and the. cheerleaders like people want like yeah. we'd want to watch the cheerleaders it's. cool but like if they were ever in if. they were ever going to interfere with.

the actual game everyone would be like. all give like give her to the. cheerleaders I feel like that's how. people feel about freedom of speech like. it's sexy like yeah of course I freedom. of speech but like the minute it's. actually getting in the way of things. they want they're like all right well. like I don't actually care like that's. the problem when people are shortsighted. because yeah because they're. shortsighted they think that their. ideology is the only ideology that is. worthwhile yeah when someone's speaking. against it instead of they just want to. silence that person shut them up shut. them up kick them off social media. they're dangerous misinformation kills.

that's what it is that's what it is it's. they're lazy it's a lot of it is what. they're what it is they're lazy they. don't want to have to defend their. position they want to be able to silence. that other yeah so it's like a a sexy. like a thing that people say they want. until you know that they the way they. were running Twitter the the way they. were running Twitter was [ __ ] wild it. was [ __ ] wild like they they were. running Twitter in a way where they were. like putting people and Shadow Banning. them and people that did they wouldn't. allow their content to get shared and.

stuff's crazy this there just i' I've. been Shadow banned and not Shadow banned. and stuff like that in different places. and you're like of course you have like. this is crazy you're doing funny stuff. if you're doing funny stuff you're going. to get Shadow Bann isn't that amazing I. know yeah come on so but people didn't. know for sure existed until Elon. released the Twitter files before it was. just like they lied about it when when. when ask twittered lied about whether or. not that was a thing and it clearly was. a thing and they all knew it they had. internal slack dialogue about what to do.

and how to do it and how to handle this. and handle that and the fact that the. government was involved too is bananas. super crazy apparently the government. was involved with Trump as well the. government was involved with like the. the Trump White House had made some. interactions with uh Twitter as well. they got a connection they're yeah they. there was something about tweets even. back then what was it Jamie do you know. what it was I'm pretty sure the only one. off top my head they got Christy Tegan. taken off or blocked or banned what did.

she do did you say something about the. Donald I'm sure she did John Legend had. a pretty good fiser ad the other day I. know did you see that what are you doing. I was just like what is this who are you. hanging out with that told you to do. this it was so weird it just like you. know my family is great like get more. boosters and just like we're still. making Comm what is this are you a. scientist Sir yeah it was a weird one. [ __ ] dude it's almost 5:00 oh [ __ ]. we've been rolling for like three and a. half hours all right that was a lot of.

fun brother much so much for having me. very funny videos online tell everybody. where they can check out your [ __ ] oh. yeah my podcast is the boyscast with. Ryan long check that at youtube.com. theeb boyscast and everywhere you get. Podcast also Ryan longc comedy uh.com. and ran long comedy on everything I'm. going to be in Buffalo this weekend dude. who is that guy that you uh that you. work with who uh said the thing about um. if you get information for project. veratos you got to do a lot of gay stuff. oh yeah you that's so Danny I do a.

podcast with you just retweeted his. video so that's who I do my podcast the. PO video is. hilar it's so funny because I was. telling Jamie that bro I thought the. exact same thing I'm like this a lot of. chaty gay guys you just get them a. little liquored up get on a couple of. dates and these guys start spilling the. the beans it was the third day they. start spilling the beans bro yeah Danny. polish dude. spans that but his thing was really. funny he was talking I I don't want to. give it give it up no we can give it. away but uh it's it's available on what.

is his Instagram how do you get to it at. Danny jokes but he's on the bo cast yeah. yeah so but that [ __ ] was really funny. yeah he said yeah the guy was like uh. yeah we just busted them this is our. ninth date and you're like wait a second. what nine gay dates guys are not n days. before they [ __ ] you like what are you. talking about wait wait a second it's. the South Park episode that's hilarious. yeah thank you very much man it was a. lot of fun all right bye everybody.

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