Joe Rogan Experience #1924 - Andrew Santino

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day hello hello Mr Joseph Rogan how are. you sir good brother what's cocing. nothing man had so much fun last night. thank you appreciate it had a fun show. Welcome to God's country it was. wonderful me you Brian Simpson Tony fun. times so fun dude cheers brother cheers.

cheers to you Hans Kim yeah Hans Kim. that's the first time I've seen him live. he's a funny [ __ ] dude I thought. when he walked in there what is that. little bit of. Bon uh when he walked in the room he. took off his helmet and he had a jacket. on and I was like this dude bought a. bike huh I was like what kind of bike do. you have he's like it's a scooter I was. like oh he goes it's very fuel efficient. that's how he thinks dude he's got the. get up though he has the helmet the. jacket matched his shoes I like get a. motorcycle he's got to get a bike well.

there was a bike out back and I was like. oh is that Hans bike that's a nice bike. you know what he should have a Harley. mhm Hans should have a. Harley those big handlebars so no no. though those are stupid you can't steer. why would you drive around in a bike. that's like very important to get the. [ __ ] out of way of stuff and your arms. are up like this like you you don't you. do not have good leverage although if. you're lanky it looks cool like lanky. dudes it's kind of like a Vibe for them. to you know what I mean it's like a. style choice I have a real problem with.

those handlebars yeah well you're not. the tallest guy that's you know that's. true too but even if I was I mean even. if you made it to my body like yeah like. here yeah yeah it's still stupid it. still looks dumb like this this you. could steer right there like the race. car the the racing bike guys why do they. have their handlebars down there why. because that's the best way to steer. yeah it's efficient look at that's come. on son that's [ __ ]. Preposterous yeah but dude that the. style is kind like there's something. about it that makes me go.

there's something about well that's not. terrible like what that guy's got in. that [ __ ] the front of that thing is. sick that sick on that that'd be sweet. oh Hans on one with a skull and look at. the back end of it look at all that. metal and [ __ ] look I like Hans he's. putting that thing down in 3 hours no. Hans can handle things Hans is a black. belt in tawan do is he yeah what is that. skull one a kid I think well show me. that skull that is wild they do some. wild [ __ ] with bikes yeah I went for a. period of time where I took motorcycle. glasses and I was ready to ride a bike.

but then a dude that I worked with on. Fear Factor crashed and [ __ ] up his. shoulder and then Frank Mir who worked. for the UFC he got hit by a car and. broke his leg and took him out of action. for like he was really never the same. again he was like one of the best in the. well he's he one of the best in the. world for a long time even after that. but that was like in the prime of his. life he got his femur shattered to the. point where they I mean it was when you. get your femur shattered it's Touch and. Go whether or not you lose your leg Yeah. and he wasn't the same guy after that.

that like fighting it took a long time. before he really got his grooved back. did you have a bike did you ever own a. bik no no so then that happened and then. a friend of mine saw somebody get hit on. a bike all within like two weeks while I. was taking classes and I was like [ __ ]. this and a bunch of the guys that I. worked with on Fear Factor we all went. to the classes together and then you. know a couple guys that worked uh in. production one of the guys that was a. stunk guy and we we all were like hey. let's get bikes and then and one of them.

kept it one one takes his [ __ ] bike. everywhere now and I always envy him. like that Rebel that wild [ __ ]. he just rides his bike he say it's the. best he goes I'm never in traffic he. goes I ride my bike everywhere he's a. single guy yeah he just gets around I. thought about it man over the years but. I'm sketched out about other people my. one of my closest childhood friends him. and his wife both rode professionally. like he would do Motocross and all that. [ __ ] and trick shows internationally. that's where he met his wife overseas. and they both gave it up because she I.

don't know if she was with them or saw. it happen one of her good friends die on. a bike and she was like that's it never. never again and both of them and dude he. was the the whole time I knew this kid. when we were teenagers he was a [ __ ]. nutbag I mean he loved bikes love. anything with two wheels that he could. fly he loved it and then as soon as that. happened it was like never again ever. fast cars though fast cars you have a. little more protection well a lot a lot. more protection yeah you can get in an.

accident not get hurt at all I was. telling you somebody rear ended my. Porsche in back in LA and didn't get. hurt that was like fascinating time cuz. I was doing a lot of yoga I was doing. yoga like three times a week and uh I. did it that day and when the guy hit my. car I was like well what are you going. to do like literally didn't it didn't. affect it's it was wild I was like this. is fascinating I'm not mad this dude the. guy didn't have a license he was illegal. and I go what are you doing man and he. goes I got to work I'm like it's a good.

answer it's [ __ ] solid answer the guy. has to work and I'm putting myself in. his shoes I'm like the [ __ ] would I do. if I snuck over here yeah [ __ ] it I'd. I'd [ __ ] drive too man he just. unfortunately he was on his phone and. there was uh they' stopped the lanes to. move everybody into one lane he didn't. see it in time and he slammed on his. brakes and just [ __ ] plowed into me I. got hit uh I got hit in my. neighborhood the woman it was like this. is my first like car accident I've been. like fender stuff you know what I mean.

but this was like actually we got hit on. our side and I time slowed down a little. bit like it was creepy as [ __ ] because I. hit the brakes I had enough time to. break horn turn I did it almost like. simultaneous like and I started to slide. away from her CU I could see she wasn't. looking she came flying out of a. driveway her head was the other way and. as soon as she turned I swear to God. like out of a [ __ ] movie like our I. zoomed in on her eyes like I saw her. [ __ ] eyes and then smoked us right in. the side everybody was fine but that was.

like the first time I got into like a. real car accident legitim because I've. been you know nicked bumped whatever but. nothing like that that was I had my Land. Cruiser built with rock sliders and. metal bumpers just in case it got hit. because when you have a Land Cruiser and. it's elevated so it's elevated it's got. like a 4in lift and like serious Offroad. it's a apocalypse car it's got a Giant. gas tank I literally got it because I I. had like I don't trust la I'm like sh if.

[ __ ] goes sideways you got to be able to. drive over these Hills like I need. something that can get me the [ __ ] out. of here like something like if you're on. a road and then like the did you hear. about those people that died in uh. California this is not I don't think you. could have done anything in this. circumstance but they were trapped on a. road during a wildfire and the. Wildfire was moving so fast it killed. everybody that was on the road no burn. them alive in their cars that's where. you get the Land Cruiser yeah but even. then it wouldn't have helped it was a. bad example tra's trapped there too but.

the point is like if you have a car you. can't go that way or that way like. you're not going over Hills you know but. if you have like a legitimate four-wheel. drive off-road vehicle it opens up a lot. of terrain to you you can move around. better yeah and this a dumb thought but. I was like okay and also steel all. around it so like if someone plows into. me from the side they're going right. into those giant steel Rock sliders. everything's metal around you so it's. really good for side impacts how much. longer until you get a a jetpack I'm not.

getting a jetp pack come on dude no I I. will not be an early adopter jet pack I. don't Sky if I had the money I would. jetpack the [ __ ] all everywhere they. only go for I I knew this dude back when. I used to do the radio in uh Denver and. um they had this uh this [ __ ] guy. who's a jetpack guy and this guy had. been do using these experimental. jetpacks and he had no knees his knees. were destroyed cuz you have to land cuz. he had [ __ ] blown his knees.

but this guy doing it so like the launch. this guy has to strap his knees in so he. has like these crazy braces and. strapping his knees down and velcroing. this I go what are you doing and he goes. dud I blow both my knees out they're. both useless but he's still flying. around in this [ __ ] jetpack I would. do it and it could only back then it. could only go up in the air for 30. seconds yeah but now they now they last. a long time I saw the dude doing it over. the you have to look it up how long it I. saw a guy doing it like over a body of. water legit they looked like 2 minutes.

he was just chilling above the water. they have some with wings now have you. seen the ones with wings no yeah see. dude that this is they caught some dude. flying around near the airport with it. there was like reports of them in. restricted airspace the one place you. near where jets go [ __ ] crazy ass. psycho I want to be imagine doing. ecstasy and flying around at a jetpack. LAX jetpack mystery Pirates report. seeing man with jetpack flying near. planes above la.

that's a wild that's awesome remember we. were I used to have a joke about it. where the [ __ ] are the jetpacks like. this was in like 2005 well we're here I. thought we'd have jetpacks and robot. [ __ ] dolls that's what I thought we'd. have by now well you you were two for. two man this car what air car what is. this it show have said CES oh my God it. says it's really it works and uh I don't. know how we're going to use it but it's. a four-seater air car it's like a drone. does it not have a video of it of of a. test of like a test run or some [ __ ] it. does [ __ ] it says pre-order I ain't.

pre-ordering [ __ ] bro I need to hear. some reports yeah test it out man take. it for a couple trial runs just like an. Uber version of it like why you can just. get it oh that's cool you remember that. rental car company does that car still. Company still around where you had an. app and you just rent a car and they. would drive it right to you yeah I think. though I think so they're still around. that's cool how it transform thing yeah. it's a drone it's like a drone car oh my. God and drones today have you seen those. compet. where they have like drone competitions.

where they have cones and poles and. holes you have to fly through. and those things are incredible now get. stoned and watch the ones where they go. through the buildings that that dude. it's like you're on a ride it'll go. through building windows sideways flip. upside down go through different. hallways like this [ __ ] is insane W that. would be so dope in VR that's what I. mean he'll flip upside down go through. another little tiny holes that's how. they're controlling it they have a. headset on like a VR heads set and. they're watching it in first person oh.

my God the control this guy has is. incredible yeah it's unreal these things. are amazingly. agile so this is a see if you can find. those competitions Jamie like because I. was watching them on uh Instagram the. other day that where these guys were. flying through doorways and little you. know like they had made a doorway and. it's like they have an obstacle course. oh this one's all lit up with neon. that's so cool oh my God this is hard it. be to memorize the course to know where. the turns are cuz well you remember when. we used to play Quake dudes would.

memorize Maps. yeah yeah guys would this looks like. he's following that light do you see. that light in front of him in front. that's like a trail in front of him so. maybe that's I know they also have the. like they have this I also saw someone. doing a Sim of a fishing Sim where he. had a real life fishing pole hooked up. to a device that was tracking like a. tuna he was pulling but they have these. also where you can just practice this. with a real handset and you're flying it. like it would be but it's all fake it's. all on a computer the first question I'd. be like so when I crash this what does.

it cost cuz I'm crashing that [ __ ]. thing immediately that's so hard well to. get to this guy's level you have to [ __ ]. around with regular drones for a long. time what do they cost I don't I. literally don't know couple thousand. there's another thing I just saw it it. looked like a very goofy video online. I'll try to find it real quick it's like. these but they're attached to a cord. like a kite and it's a league where. you're racing somewh it's a they they do. dog fights but you know it's it's. literally like everything else like we. were just practicing driving golf balls. out there earlier I can't even hit it.

I'm missing I'm whacking the ground I. can't I don't know how to do it and. we're all you guys are giving me. pointers and [ __ ] but I don't I've never. done it I I've done went to Top Golf a. couple times just whack the ball I don't. know what I'm doing but when I'm. watching you guys it's fascinating I'm. like how are you doing it cuz you hit it. so [ __ ] hard I [ __ ] I was I was. trying to show off for Jamie a little. bit not you can you can drive a [ __ ]. golf ball that [ __ ] is impressive as. [ __ ] your Technique is amazing.

smoo I would love for you to see it live. I want to see it live cuz Jamie talks a. lot of [ __ ] I want to see you Jamie and. hinchcliff going at it [ __ ] no but I'm. saying Get Baked and drive the car hell. yeah if you see Pros live though I I. don't know if you've ever seen Pros in. person but it's the way that you're even. this gap of you being like I don't ever. Golf and then I'm you're like wow dude. you're good at that when I watch those. guys it's it's the same feeling when you. go to professional sports and you're. like that's. and if you are really good yourself and.

you are really good at golf then you can. really appreciate it whereas I can kind. of appreciate it but I don't know what's. going on it's sort of like with the UFC. right right when when dudes scramble on. the ground and like someone's like an. elite Jiu-Jitsu black belt the people. that are like practicing Jiu-Jitsu are. like holy [ __ ] look at that guy like. Charles olera watch how he cinches this. up holy [ __ ] right you know when you see. like golfing or we had this guy Fedor. gor came in but how old's Fedor 23 22 22.

22 22 23 years old if not the best pool. player in the world top three for sure. we came in here we played him on that. table it was wild did you stand a little. bit of a chance you're I won the first. two games i r I ran out the first game. and I and I won the second game take. that Fedor I got lucky well he gave me a. shot in the first game like uh I think. uh he broke and didn't have a shot on. the the um object ball he pushed out and. I ran out where's he from something like. that he missed I ran out I forget he's. from Russia originally and uh he's got a.

green card playing pool in the United. States but dude he is incredible like. what the level between me and him right. who's like I'm like a b player you know. probably like you are in golf I'm like a. b player and then watching him play like. holy [ __ ] man a different world it's. humiliating it's he's so good and his Q. ball position is so perfect like when. he's moving the ball around it's so. effortless and smooth and that ball just. slides right where it's supposed to go.

and then knocks that ball in the ball. slides right where it's supposed to go. and it's all the same speed it's just. this smooth effortless stroke oh my God. it's amazing but that's what you do. that's the difference that's what I like. I I'm you know mediocre at best at pool. but it's because I don't have a my. fluidity is off with that I'm not good. at it where like yours is like that. that's the same thing with golf is like. it's all fluidity I can play if I played. every day for like a year I could be a.

shitty pro at pool yeah like I'd go to. tournaments and you know get knocked out. and like the I'd be in like the top 32. of a 50 man tournament but you do good. enough to keep up yeah but like I could. never keep up with those guys to keep up. with guys like Fedor first of all you. have to be practicing eight hours a day. for years it's not just that I could. pick up and go eight hours a day and be. as good as he is it's not going to. happen the Gap is so far I would have to. be like fully dedicated to being a.

professional pool player cuz all those. guys that the top of the top they play 8. 10 hours a day Shane Van boning who is. one of the best if not the best in the. world he's right there with Fedor I want. to have a challenge match with him and. Fedor here uh on that table and just. stream it when when he he would practice. his break for five six hours in a row. just rack the balls like a robot B blam. rack the balls like a robot B blam rack. the ball just over and over and over and.

he has a hearing aid he has he's deaf he. was born deaf he just shuts his hearing. aid off so he can't hear anything all he. does is like focus on the task that's. [ __ ] wild and he's a monster he's the. the most evil breaker in the world cuz. he'll play 10 ball and they'll break and. make six balls in the break so you're. playing 10 Ball but he's playing four. ball cuz it's it's and it's he's not. like a big giant guy either it's just a. smooth it's the way you're driving the. golf ball that's smooth smooth perfect.

technique that's what he has when he. drives the Q ball it's amazing cuz you. don't need to be I've noticed some of. those guys I mean I I know almost. nothing about pool but anytime I've seen. it like either you shown me is they. don't not all these guys are big boys. but they hit the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of it. even if they're smaller guys Q ball do. the the the the Q stick rather do the. work for them though when they're doing. it they're not like muscling it it's. like a acceleration of the arm and. there's a thing called a slip stroke. where you actually let the queue go and.

you kind of catch it at the bottom of. the queue and and a lot of these oldtime. really smooth players they would play. with a slip stroke and when you watch. the guy with a slip stroke you're like. oh my God like you have to be so. Advanced to be able to play smooth and. effortless with a slip stroke you let go. of it for a fraction of a second [ __ ]. that you let go of it done that on. accident it slips out of your hand you. catch it but it's because they're. cradling that stick they're not gripping. it like if you watch someone who doesn't. know how to play they grab it like a. baseball bat but if you watch like Fedor.

or you watch like Efron Reyes like the. best of the best they cradle it in their. hand they're just CR they're barely. holding on to it and they're letting. their arm move and letting the stick do. the work I'm choking it out every time. watch this Google Shane Van boning makes. six balls on the break you watch this. dude break and it's I know it's just. breaking in pool but it's. Perfection it's like something it's like. you see Jiro Dreams of Sushi I love they. made that dude work on the the eggs for. like a year that's all he did was try to.

perfect Mak dis did it forever did still. didn't give him didn't promote him no's. like not good bro you suck you suck at. you suck man well it's like that but. this guy's got that with the break shot. yeah so it's like he's there's a. Japanese term for that when you practice. this one thing over and over and over. again in an attempt to achieve. enlightenment watch this [ __ ] so. this is 10 ball there's 10 balls there. watch this watch the Perfection of this. watch b boom see how smooth that [ __ ] is.

look at those balls just scattering son. what the [ __ ] exactly that's what I'm. saying it's like Perfection like he just. knows where to hit it he knows what. speed to hit it he knows what side of. he's hitting the not even flat on the. one ball he's hitting it slightly to the. side well that one he hit it pretty flat. actually this is the cat that was born. deaf yep he's deaf yeah and when he. plays he he shuts his hearing a off he. doesn't hear [ __ ] you can call him. whatever the [ __ ] you.

want he's out there running out on you. son so this is the opposite of that in. golf where they're going to play in a. couple weeks in Phoenix called the waste. they build this giant Arena around this. hole it's like 17,000 people and they're. all cheering while you it's a [ __ ]. party it's like the opposite of golf oh. wow and this guy hit a hole in one but. this how many holes is it that's just. three normal. tournament come on and everybody goes oh. my God that's incredible how muchar. people start throwing beer from the.

stands that's Inc see see they're all. throwing [ __ ] on the fck see that come. on that's incredible with all that. pressure to do that is pretty [ __ ]. amazing wild this is what golf should be. that's a great idea who came up with. this idea these guys did in Phoenix. Waste Management literally the trash. company this is their they sponsor this. that's the best golf ever yeah that's. real golf so pool has a thing that's not. as Grand as that but it's called the. Moscone Cup and the difference between. the Moscone cup and everything else is. the crowd cheers and they go nuts and.

it's USA versus Europe so it's teams so. like if you and I were on Team USA you. would hit the ball like you would have. hit the four ball and give position for. me to play the five ball and then I'd. give you the six ball and we go back and. forth like that so you and I we be. playing against two people from Europe. and everyone screaming and cheering. Europe Europe USA USA it gets wild but. then they all quiet down when the guy's. about to shoot and then it's loud again. it's loud again the B yeah that's just. like uh see if you can find mos mosone.

cup highlight yeah find mosone Cup. highlights cuz they now everybody kind. of knows about it and it's like the one. pool tournament where you're everyone's. going to scream yeah like there's no. quiet in the crowd there's no quiet. nobody says everyone screaming but they. all know the rhythm of it watch. this dude that's. awesome so people are screaming and. cheering while these guys are playing. that's pool man yeah that's what it.

should. be let's [ __ ] go losing it look at. this that was the most awkward chest. bump ever you know why cuz they didn't. want to bang up their cues right they. want to they had their see watch how he. chest bumps they're both like don't. touch my queue don't [ __ ] my queue. up see I thought the que easy easy easy. with the que easy with the. que like he's got a that's Josh filler. he's one of the best in the world and.

he's got a wood shaft so he's got a like. hey some guys have carbon fiber shafts. they're a little more Loosey Goosey cuz. you can kind of bang those around but. wood shafts get a little Nick in it and. then you feel it when you're playing it. bothers the [ __ ] out of you just a. little tin the tiniest thing you can't. even find it you could even find it by. looking at it you have to almost be. playing and then when you feel it you. stop and you go where's that little. [ __ ] and then you got to spit on. it you get some water and you put it on. the wood and the wood will swell back up. to where it is and then you burnish it.

you get it all hot and you put a little. bit more water on the wood swells a. little bit more I can't help it come on. dude you got to spit on it make it swell. you got to spit on that wood and make it. swell spit on it you know what that. reminds me of the the the they just. posted a clip of um a dart Championship. you know uh uh and when they lose it in. the background and it was the it was. like a I don't they call it like a nines. two guys have nines or something like. like only nine darts so two guys both. had nines and then the first guy. obviously W but it was like I guess this.

doesn't happen that often that it's only. nines do you know what I mean and they. posted it somewhere oh right here look. watch this [ __ ] clip Jo the world. chionship. final Michael that's insane 180 I love. these. announcers look at the Rhythm Comin oh. my God that's so accurate that's so. crazy. way this is insanity they may both be on.

Nel May here they're both on n look how. casual. too it's like dude they [ __ ] lose you. know what's funny I know that dude. probably has an English accent but he. totally looks like he' be from Kentucky. yeah that guy looks oh he [ __ ] up son. first Miss that guy looks English but. this dude this dude looks like he's. straight out of Kansas yeah look at him. that's a cornfed Englishman it's a big. be look at. himen that dude could be at a Luke.

Holmes. concert. yes Double 12 so sick suck it suck. it you got to have a crowd dude that's. fun I want to go to one of these so bad. one time pool needs a [ __ ] crowd they. have a league starting up in about a. year that's going to be indoor golf like. this Monday nights like Monday Night. Football event they're going to have. 15,000 people watching golf like we just. played on a simul later yeah when it's. going to be like Tiger Woods Roy maroy.

the best golfers in the world doing it. wow I wonder as I was thinking I was. like can you do a pool that way you. could people you could but people you. you could but people you'd have to have. like that the reason why the moscon cup. is so good is because you have like this. USA versus Europe rivalry and it goes. back and forth and I think the Europeans. have been winning more lately oh can we. recruit yeah can we draft well the best. cathol we have the best people already. the it's like. you couldn't get better people like the.

people that are already competing like. if you wanted to start your own team you. could recruit yeah but I mean like Team. USA already has the best players in the. United States and and team Europe has. the best players in Europe I meant like. in sometimes the Olympics um and an. American might end up playing in Italy. because they have some Drac grandfathers. like may get some Filipino cats you know. come over here Philip some ties there. Filipino guys that you never even heard. of that will [ __ ] beat anybody in the.

world it's crazy how good they are yeah. what is why why the Philippines is. there's a lot of dudes out of. Philippines it's really popular over. there Efron Reyes who's a legend he's. like the Babe Ruth of pool like when he. goes to the Philippines that guy gets. [ __ ] mobbed there's all these matches. where him playing he gambles still he's. old as [ __ ] he can't play as good as he. used to so guys have to actually give. him handicaps they give him spots like. if we were playing 10 ball like like say. uh he would uh he would have to make.

like the seven and out and these guys. would have to make the 10 or he'd have. to make the eight and they'd have to. make to 10 that's a lot ofes right it's. a lot of gives but that's just because. they so they can gamble I wouldn't say. the seven and out but maybe maybe like. the eight ball out of 10 something like. but for like a guy like me if I was. going to play a pro that's how you'd. play them they would have to give you. some sort of a handicap and that's what. they would do like guys let's say you. get the seven in the breaks that means. you could break every game and you could. win with the seven or the nine o yeah. it's a big big spot what he's really. saying is so much better than you he's.

saying I'm going to lock you up I'm. going to run out on you I'm going to put. you in a coma I'm going to win all the. games could you keep like in golf you. keep a handicap can you keep a handicapp. in pool no you there's a thing called. the Fargo scoring and Fargo scoring it. it calculates how often you miss bad. position play it it calculates uh. scratching on the break all these. different things and you get like a. number right that's your Fargo score bad. safeties if you have a bad safety and. leave the ball out that counts against. your score I think what's your Fargo. score I don't know I don't know but I. was never good I was always B level I.

never got to I've won tournaments before. like a local tournament but that's. against other B players what would a. good Fargo score be I think it's in the. 900s oh oh oh the more is better yeah. yeah it's like 100 is the perfect score. and some of these guys they'll win. matches with like. 937 which is just Insanity just Insanity. they're just not missing they just we. watched this match with that kid Fedor. where he he ran out seven racks in a row. to win this set on this guy in this like. High pressure tournament in a row in a. row just broke and ran out perfectly.

seven seven games in a row and you're. like what the [ __ ] he did that to me out. here he did it multiple times he he. broke and ran out like four or five. racks in a row you're just sitting there. watching this guy break and run out. break and R out break and R out a clinic. yeah see that's great it's like I love. that with everything man I love when a. guy can do that I I love when people can. do that especially in something that I. don't even do then because this way like. I don't have to get obsessed and run. home and try to practice I could just en. it like when I watch Gary Clark Jr play.

guitar I get obsessed watching someone. who's so good do something I have zero I. don't understand what's happening I know. you're doing this and this the fingers. move I don't know what's happening other. than that I just love that that I could. just watch it I like it if I know I. don't have that much interest in it. because then I don't get jealous and and. I don't go I want to pick one up so. [ __ ] bad oh yeah that's a problem. with golf see I can't get I can't get. involved with golf because I know I love. it you will everybody loves it it.

doesn't nobody takes up Golf and goes. this sucks everybody's like dude I'm so. obsessed like Tony became a [ __ ]. straightup junkie Jamie became a. straightup junkie just from moving here. feing in the garage with the track man. the guy's out there first of all he. starts out normal Right started out with. just like a little little piece of grass. and his little computer setup now he's. got a net around it and a new [ __ ]. radar system to tell how fast the ball's. going he's filming his himself to make. sure his technique is right are you.

checking your your Technique against. some against something or no you just no. no just a feel you know oh you running. [ __ ] through a program well that's the. next level yeah that is the next level I. can hook up three highspeed cameras to. that I can send have a my coach if I had. one it goes right to his phone basically. why don't you have a coach you need a. coach Jamie I've talked to a few people. shout out Chris Coma you do need a coach. been full fully coached yet I played. pool for a long time before I got. coached I got coached a little bit a. couple of times or a few lessons when I. was starting out in the beginning in the. early days but then I met this dude Max.

eely who's like a professional. instructor and also like a Top Flight. Pro and he coached me like he he gave me. actual lessons yeah and when he gives. you like you learn so much you learn. what you're doing wrong you learn why. he's doing it this way you learned like. position play what's the right way to. move a ball to another ball is everybody. you know but but like in golf like uh. everyone's stroke can be different MH so. like is there a is there a single like.

perfect stroke that everyone was trying. to emulate no so it's the same thing. yeah it's the same thing everything's. all weird like there was a guy named. Keith mccre and he had like the greatest. stroke of all time and his arm was like. totally sideways it was totally [ __ ]. up like you're supposed to it's supposed. to be like 90 degrees from your elbow. down if someone was teaching you like if. you watch a snooker player for example. they call it snooker snooker they're. playing on a giant ass table with little. tiny balls so they have to have perfect. technique the way they hit the ball is. so straight so smooth and they make.

really good pool players a lot of those. guys come over and start playing pool. and dominate because they're so accurate. because they're used to these little. tiny balls and that they're used to. having this perfect stroke but pool. players they do all kinds of different. [ __ ] like some guys you got like the. guys who like have that slip stroke. thing going on you got guys who are like. Keith mccre who's the rarest of the RAR. totally sideways with his arm like his. arm would be like this while he's. playing he wouldn't be playing like this. but it's out here it's out out on the. side but it works cuz he learned how to. play when he was a little kid and he. couldn't reach the table oh wow he had.

to have his arm up there like this so. cuz his you know the table's where his. chin is so he's learning how to play. with his arm sideways that's like the. guy Jamie what's a Korean guy that. swings out of his shoes you know little. Korean guy literally sles out of his. shoes dude you should you should see. this guy It's the funniest [ __ ] you've. ever seen it's he is a pro golfer who. has a swing like a guy who started a. month ago and he literally will swing so. hard his body will turn he'll drop [ __ ]. watch this guy. that's an easy one this is this this is.

that's just a seven doesn't even a is he. good yeah he's good if you're the falls. down that's hilarious that's hilarious. look at on the right Joe straight down. the middle God 300 yards yeah as long as. it's repeatable I mean that's the thing. with uh with pool it's repeatable that's. the thing with archery that's the thing. with a lot of things a lot of people. have Go Goofy archery stances but it's. repeatable yeah the question is can is.

it repeatable under pressure because. pressure is a fascinating thing because. you you just want it to be over you have. anxiety you rush things you [ __ ] things. up and you've got to learn how to stay. inside your Technique and inside your. mindset and inside like your your. pre-shot routine even Under Pressure so. that's that's got to be the same with. everything so like that's why it's. really important to learn like great. technique for if you have your own flare. you should learn to do it right first.

like there's thousands and millions of. people have been doing this they figured. out how to do it right you could have. variations and deviations of that but. there's certain things like with. Taekwondo when I was teaching it was. very hard to teach someone who had. already taken bad classes so if someone. had went to like a karate school and. they were kicking with their knee down. and they they had no power it was all in. the legs and not in the hips and you. would try to like teach these people. under pressure they would always reverse. back to their earlier form under.

sparring pressure under fighting when. they were fighting in competitions they. always when when [ __ ] would get wild. they' always revert and they would lose. power they'd lose speed you lose a. direct linear line to the to the attack. Point you're you're you're deviating you. have too much whip like when you see. people throwing looping punches. sometimes they work sometimes they work. but most of the time you're better off. if you have that as an option but you. straight punch most of the time you like.

your hooks are clean your straight punch. is clean but every now and then you can. do some wild [ __ ] and get away with but. you have to learn how to do everything. else first otherwise you leave too many. openings yeah you know that's I got. that's got to be the same with golf it's. got to be the same with everything well. yeah well it's you know wa like if. somebody had lessons before the the. trick is what he knows is like sometimes. they have to untangle like a [ __ ]. phone wire what someone else has done to. you because you can keep changing as you. get older body will change you know like. Tiger goes through it his back so he.

changed the way he swings like that's. the same thing and your techniques have. to change with time and your body and. with your limits you know what I mean. and guys will pick a style kind of stick. to it and then tweak it over time. because it just you f you got to find. the thing that like literally I I equate. it to like when I used to when I started. snowboarding learning how to go to your. toe side everyone can heal side everyone. can stop like this with their back to. the mountain but face of the mountain is. always so scary at first because you're. gonna you feel like you're GNA catch an. edge and hit your [ __ ] head which you. do when you're starting but once you.

learn your version of how to shift your. weight it's like it's it's riding a bike. cliche but you immediately go I know. exactly how my body does that like I you. I you feel the moment you learn it you. go oh do you remember those hoverboards. we had the old Studio oh little wheelie. things the first time I got on that. thing I could not [ __ ] stand still my. friend Tate had to hold my arm I was. like I was like falling like you seen. the video of Mike Tyson falling yeah. Mike Tyson yeah Mike Tyson who's a. [ __ ] better athlete than Mike Tyson.

falls on his ass riding one of those. things but then once I got the hang of. it but dude I could just cruise around. it's like my body knew exactly what it. did it just goes oh we got a program for. that yeah they plug it in plug it in and. then all of a sudden I could just we. were Jamie and I were doing it all the. time but Jamie fell and broke his ass. bone like literally broke his ass bone. [ __ ] he's going to say he was [ __ ]. around but he wasn't he was cruising oh. he was definitely [ __ ] around you do. always film and do his different stuff I. just took my off the prize for you broke. your tailbone for real no I got I don't.

think I got hurt though for sure bro you. were hurt for a year probably still am. you broke your tailbone your cover it up. I know people that have broken their. tailbone it's real similar in all the I. mean I'm not a doctor but I think it's. real similar I fell on my side not my. tailbone technically so it would have. been something my hip no you could break. your hipbone your your tailbone by. falling on your hip if if you hit look. anytime you're putting that kind of. pressure on your hip when you're falling. in all your weight is going down to. concrete which is what it was we have.

polished concrete floors you're it's. immovable and you're hitting bone and. all kinds of stuff goes crack yeah it's. going to fucku up here goes crack there. goes crack when I fell skiing the last. time I skied I [ __ ] CRA I got what's. called an insufficiency fracture where. it fractured at the top where my shin. meets my. cartilage yeah I was like [ __ ] SC [ __ ]. that [ __ ] this that's like the first. time you snowboard you fall on your ass. dude it hurts so bad yeah cuz you just.

your your body's not used to that kind. of fall not since you were a baby. learning how to walk do you was your ass. squishy enough to bounce now you get. older dude you break yeah it hurts my. boy Shane Dorian he's a world champion. big wave surfer he was snowboarding year. and a half ago two two years ago. actually and just blew his [ __ ] knee. out man let slammed into a tree and this. is a guy who's a professional Surfer I. think he tore his ACL and his m CL he. had to get surgery and then we we hooked.

him up with ways to well here in Austin. they stem celled him and uh fixed his. name fixed his [ __ ] fast well fixed it. after he'd gone through a lot of. Rehabilitation but that was the big. thing that really helped him and pushed. him over the edge and got him back to it. but yeah it gets scary when that's when. you're a [ __ ] Pro Surfer to be doing. that that seems so insane to me yeah but. snowboarding is so Fu it must be so. excited down a [ __ ] mountain is so. fun my buddy just broke a couple ribs he. was he was with his kids and we got this. weird text chain that was like hey did. you hear what happened you know and at.

first you're whenever you hear skiing. [ __ ] I immediately you're like scary. what the [ __ ] happened right luckily all. he did was break a few ribs and I mean. he's [ __ ] up but he's fine we lost. Sunny Bono I know dude go Miss Bono we. lost Sunny Bono into a [ __ ] tree got. him the tree got him tree got his ass. boom don't [ __ ] with those trees bro. that must be a horrible way to go I do. not I do not see the tree and you know. there ain't a goddamn thing you can do. to stop that [ __ ] no thanks boom.

I'm sticking I'm sticking to where I'm. supposed to people are ballsy that go. off you know if you're really good. people do it all the time but I'm not I. don't need that [ __ ] I don't need to CP. a tree so many people get hurt skiing I. mean it's very fun but boy is that a. that's a there's a lot of orthopedic. surgeons in Aspen yeah they're like keep. skiing man yeah we love keep going bu a. Ferrari I want to buy a. Ferrari my six house man get up to that. get up to that mountain yeah man but you. [ __ ] you get a thrill you get some.

juice out of it the guy with the [ __ ]. jetpack is the reason why he had all. those straps on his knees I want that so. bad dude just get one for me will you so. I can see find the jetpack with the. wings the guy flying a jetpack with. wings cuz I I saw one of those I was. like oh this is next level jetpack cuz. this is like a movie. yeah and then does he tip forward with. the wings or does he stay right upright. I'm not sure this is a little different. this guy's got a Wings suit on with some. jet.

powered oh my. God how [ __ ] oh my God that's so. insane that's that's nuts the wing. suit's insane period period my boy Andy. stump had the world record at one point. for the longest wing suit flight how. long was it the same thing oh my God. look at how high this dude is they. dropped him out of space though I know. that oh Red Bull did that I saw that. right no that's a different one okay. maybe it was Red Bull who who who did. the Andy stump on see there was a big. sponsor so you could find Andy stump cuz.

he right he was just outside of our. world record uh jump wing suit squirrel. suit I call it a squirrel suit yeah that. was yeah I think that was the one I saw. he jumps out of like a little cage yeah. that's it that's Andy so oh this wasn't. the one I saw yeah I saw one out this. [ __ ]. thing and you know look how high he is. that's so ridiculous he's got oxygen on. so high up there Andy's such a psycho he.

loves that. [ __ ] 17.5 miles jeez wait what he flew. 17.5 miles in that squirrel suit look at. this literally has oxygen on there's no. air up there 35,000 35,000 ft he's up. there with a. plane that is so crazy oh my God he's. going 141 miles. hour that's as fast as you drive a golf. ball yeah dude that's insane no you were. driving what was your your top one.

today. 64 what is the fastest you've ever done. I think the fastest on a track man was. about 170 right around there wow like. what's top of the food chain like Pro. look up what I think look up what uh. yeah I think Burkshire 225 25 I think. he's a long drive guy though what the. [ __ ] have you seen these guys well I've. seen those guys that do that thing where. they step and they drive dive into it. that you know those that's him is that.

him yeah he's a long drive dude and. he show him show him in a long drive. competition see no go to a competition. Jamie where he's outside where you can. see him hit it outside because it's the. like this Joe this watch this ball. flight look at that start putting those. videos up my channel I love the dude's. hair yeah 390 yards Joe that's so. ridiculous that's so. far but this guy's swing speed is look. you see it right there 217 oh my God. ball speed Club is. 150 yeah they send him to MK Nevada and.

they go down this range oh God. championship and this Justin James cat. he got 390 39 so he's going to beat it. he's got eight chances to beat it oh my. God but you only get eight ball that's. it like he has to beat it within this. otherwise he's he's out so that's why. he'll take his time for a second and set. up he's on a clock but you know bro you. got to love the hair oh it's the he's. the he just cut it though sadly no yeah. he cut why would he do that I don't. [ __ ] know look at that 460 drives. here 460 what watch this watch how.

he and it's got to be Joe inside these. lines too so you can't just hit it. anywhere it's got to be within the this. within this field look at. that that was just a cold 415 oh my God. that's amazing and that's warming up. he's just getting [ __ ] started now I. understand why tiger would blow his back. out doing this well yeah that's exactly. why now I get it so much torsion the. best golfers in the world you'll see. like guys like Ricky Fowler uh sizewise. I mean like they're skinny guys they're.

tiny guys some of these guys but they. can pipe it because it's all torque down. it's all below a lot of guys think it's. all upstairs everybody wants it to be. like a [ __ ] like you want to [ __ ] hit. you have a hammer dude everybody wants. to go this way but the problem is it it. has so much to do with your lower body. snapping you into the ball probably the. best tiger says he's got the best swing. he has the Roy has the best swing and. see how much torsion is in his lower. body his see that how he snaps his lower. body through that's incredible look at. his technique too the finish of it it's. funny that that other guy's so wacky I.

know see but when you see that when you. see that perfect teque Rory's top in the. world that other guy is good but he's. nowhere near this he's that guy's good. but he's not this is different do you. know what I mean like that guy's gonna. make money and do well for the rest of. his life but top top [ __ ] Rory's got to. be it's almost like a difference those. dark guys it's just if you throw a a. fastball baseball pitcher up there to. just throw against them like but they're. throwing those little darts at the thing. and the other guys just throwing fast as. [ __ ] right difference right yeah it is.

amazing watching people learn to do. something that's really hard to do yeah. and getting really good at it when you. watch someone do acrobatics or you watch. Cirus solle you're like what the [ __ ]. absurd how have you seen the one where. they jump in the water which one uh um. the circus solle uh Lev did you ever. heard of this no bro I don't even know. if it's around anymore but when I went. to Vegas one time I got [ __ ] baked. out of my mind and went to see them and. dude I audibly like an old lady I'd be. like H cuz I would got nervous they. would jump in these little tiny tiny.

holes from like 70 ft up just into a. little tiny but if they missed they. they're dead the the floor moves. underwater Oh my God so you'll watch it. raise up underwater shift Heights. they'll climb up from one of the and. acrobatically climb to the other one and. then it'll drop into the water out of. nowhere and then it'll raise up a little. tiny window they have to dive into dude. it's have you uh larev I think is what. it was called it will I don't know if. it's around but if it's still around go. see it cuz that was wild [ __ ] I've ever. seen oh dude every show to me has to be.

such a high level of precision there is. no like you know like a band is like. dude you miss that [ __ ] right you. can't miss [ __ ] you're not missing a. cord it's your neck in the water I saw. it years ago saw the Beatles one at the. Mirage oh yeah I think I I think I saw. that [ __ ] great dudes on roller. blades doing flips and [ __ ] too but it's. the music you you it also you sort of. reedc discover the music of The Beatles. like you forget how good their music was. sometimes and when you hear it in that.

amazing Arena where they have the Cirus. solle and the sound is incredible and. the visuals are incredible yeah like. these guys unreal godamn you watched the. documentary I'm sure and it was like. what shocked me the most yeah what. shocked me the most was how short of a. time they were doing it yeah this wasn't. like a 30-year span where you're like. dude the band made hits forever no this. was a little baby window they. destroyed and then poof like that it's. gone Yoko Ono yokoo came in and [ __ ].

it all up I know that's my Bobby Lee. dude came in and [ __ ] it all up did. you ever read the um did you ever read. Malcolm gladwell's outliers no but I've. heard you talk about it it's a great. book and one of the chapters in the book. is about the Beatles and it's about how. the Beatles went to Hamburg and they. were playing in his trip club and they. were playing like eight hours a day so. they were playing so much and they were. so like tightly tuned they went to back. to to Liverpool like a couple of years. later and every was like what the [ __ ].

happened yeah like what they were just. so tight and so smooth did they go to. Hamburg just to get just to like do a. run they went to work and so they're. they're doing these shows and they're. they're performing together eight hours. a day and so they're writing all these. new songs and they're performing and I. think they had to do covers too and. they're just [ __ ] tightly putting in. their work man yeah just like tightly. coordinated yeah like cir to solle with. music watching watching.

Paul uh make like like improv so to. speak get back mhm watching that was I. don't think I've ever seen any footage. of something so magical happening that. they were able to capture when he's. like when you hear him just humming out. what he thinks the words might be dude I. was like I can't you're we're witnessing. like little magic go off. you're watching. hiss being like what is that get back.

get back and you see once he finds it. everything else kind of like appear it's. almost like when you're tripping and you. see one thing and then it exposes all. this other stuff and you're like I see. all of it now that's exactly what that. looked like to me that he found get back. and it was like get back to where you. once belong I was like holy [ __ ] A lot. of those guys do that Rick Rubin talked. about that on the Pod they sort of like. make up words.

and then they start putting where the. sound is yeah that's wild yeah they just. sort of like feel it they feel it. whatever the beat is they start just. talking over it and [ __ ] but then in my. Stony brain I think did their brain. already know the words and it they were. just trying to find it do you know what. I mean maybe like the I always wonder. that about Jay-Z is so impressive like. the way he he can like add lib lyrics. like Rick ruin was talking about how. they they'll play a beat and he'll go in. listen to the beat and just flow with.

the beat like like it's stuff that he. wrote for weeks and weeks but he never. wrote anything down no that always blew. my mind wild wild like you I sadly want. him to have written one thing down even. that ability is incredible but then. there's guys like Nas who I think is the. best Lyricist ever and Nas writes things. down and you could tell he writes things. down because he'll like he'll do a rap. backwards like he'll do the whole you. remember that that song that song is. incredible that is like one of the most.

lyrically complicated and beautiful. songs ever in the history of hip-hop and. it also has the ability to just toss in. there he's getting a [ __ ] and throws. up that's also my favorite he's a poet. and he's like she's like spits the nut. back into spits the nut back into my. dick the drink goes back into my cup I. throw up dude it's it's so cool how he. was able to tell that story backwards. but also still keep it in his VI do you. know what I mean like it didn't break. character it was still Nas telling a. story like nasw it didn't get corny at.

any point or like change shape his new. [ __ ] is great too new he he stays. fantastic he stays relevant like if. you're a like a Nas fan you will not be. disappointed his new [ __ ] is just like. his old [ __ ] it's great that was The Hip. Hop that I like Jamie and I talk. sometimes about hip-hop but I the new. stuff I some new [ __ ] I I like a lot but. it you know stuff like brotic and hi pop. is dead yeah come on son that.

song that song comes on you're like oh. [ __ ] there's a few songs when they come. on I'm like oh [ __ ] you know Gravel Pit. by wuang Clan when that song comes on. check out my. gra as soon as that comes on that's like. one of them songs that just you just. start moving I had pharoh MCH on tour I. would come out to phoh MCH Simon Says do. you know that song No d d. d you know it don't you let me hear it's.

dude oh I'm sure I know it Simon. says I come out to this. song cuz I loved it so. much but the crowd would lose their. [ __ ] mind this is from 13 years ago. yeah trippy ass music video I miss music. videos this is MTV.

that's how I feel it. [Music]. shows oh. [Applause]. yeah get the [ __ ] up Simon Says get the. [ __ ] up your. hands girls rub on your titties that's. my favorite line yeah [ __ ] it I said it. rub on your titties he's so I was coming.

out to this and then for the special I. wanted to use it and DJ Premiere who is. a fan of comedy and knows like he knows. sagora and I reached out to him out of. the blue I was like hey man I hope I'm. not Crossing Lines here would it be cool. if you reached out to Pharaoh about me. licensing that song for the special and. it's widely known in the hip-hop world. most like old hip-hop heads they love. that song and I was like I don't know I. don't know if I can afford it or. whatever but would you mind and shout.

out to shout out to him cuz within. seconds Premiere was like uh yo reach. out to him here's the deal that that. intro is from go Godzilla 1 like the. original and he never cleared it oh 13. 15 years ago so the deal was like he's. got the mechanics to the song but um. can't license it out for stuff like that. hear that have Godzilla walk out I want. to see Godzilla anyway to look at the.

Who sampled you can see all the samples. that you can see every single Who. sampled in their music I love that they. sample in hip-hop I love it it's cool. but the problem is stuff like that. didn't clear so long ago it didn't clear. so what ended yeah there it. is can you show me it though can you. show me it when it happens TR to you. mean find the stop no no no no no no no. Jamie can you show me Godzilla coming. out to that.

sound I want to see actual Godzilla CU. it was so. dumb actual Godzilla if you go back and. try to watch that like the idea that. that's a monster movie is so goofy but. it was crazy scary for people at the. time people were like [ __ ] amazing for. people in 1960 or whatever Godzilla came. out it's like what am I seeing this is. incredible fire came out of his house. yeah it was so cool yeah and that s that. sound was so so like memorable and so he.

didn't clear it and then you know I in. premere was like whatever I can do to. help uh you know moving forward and. there's this other guy rjd2 who I loved. and ironically enough I wanted a song. from him and he was like I didn't clear. that song like and I was like dude the. same [ __ ] so then he sent me a folder of. unused like beats he was like there's a. I got to he's like I have stuff that. I've made that I don't have no one has. you know that I still have he's like do.

you want to hear someone he sent me one. and that's one of the ones I chose and. shout out to those guys for helping me. out but it was so funny cuz he said the. same thing he goes dude I was young when. I did that we didn't clear [ __ ] we were. making dope [ __ ] putting it out to the. world and then LA to clear [ __ ] [ __ ] no. he's like those labels half those labels. from back they're all gone they they. dissipated or they got bought or how. many great great songs in hip-hop they. sampled old music like old oh yeah James. Brown tracks and all kinds of [ __ ].

William Bell I love the William Bell if. you don't know who he is he's great and. so many people have sampled him but they. sample like even a word like uh Tim. Robinson his show I think you should. leave which is fun he samples this baby. baby baby and it's from William Bells a. piece of his song that he looped and put. over itself and like it's just cool to. see how many people pick apart these old. things I love hearing it and finding it. be like do you know who that is and when. people like no it's like that's an. Peebles that's you know it's it's just. great I love seeing where the samples.

came from cuz it's like man how did they. find that or why that of all the [ __ ]. that they turn into something else yeah. no it's there's an art to that man. beautiful a lot of those like old. hip-hop dudes used to have just enormous. collections of Records they would just. listen to just try to find samples they. digging in the crates constantly to find. something like that try to find you find. Godzilla's emerg that's it's from a 1992. film that sounds is yes oh it's a 1992. Godzilla probably a way better Godzilla.

this was it's from the soundtrack so. it's not the original Godzilla that the. original so it's this says it's from go. whether or not this is right or not I. guess we'll have to go into that but. Godzilla versus Mothra yeah this says. it's from Godzilla versus Mothra which. came out 1992 okay and then I found that. movie but I have no idea where they. would have used that 12C sample. cuz sound this is the whole movie of. Godzilla versus Mo just show Godzilla. coming out see what happens here there's. a hard hard to find it yeah I don't know. where I've never seen this movie I never.

seen this. guy Godzilla versus Mo from 1992 times. and I don't know that they're going to. play the soundtrack when it comes out i'. highly doubt it let's find where just so. you could see what Godzilla what did. Godzilla look like in '92 I didn't see. this movie yeah it wasn't it came out in. Japan that's. like movie isn't that wild like he found. a sample from [ __ ] Japan from a Japan. jaes movie there it is oh here it is oh. he looks. [Music].

terrible there it. is you're in the background yeah it's. not even hurt it's not even. hurt it's going to land we have to stop. it that's one of the best parts about. Godzillas and dubs the dubs are so. terrible we have to do our best to find. out where he's going yeah look at that. it's not even hurting him here's. Godzilla oh Godzilla's in a fight with.

Mothra oh M's [ __ ] all over Jing all. over him dude it's silk he's covered him. with silk imagine that's all it takes to. [ __ ] Godzilla up just a little bit of. silk he's all tapped out oh my god look. how corny it looks and that's like the. updated Godzilla right now go to the. original Godzilla go to the original. Godzilla movie that looks so bad the MTH. brck one came out like four years after. this didn't it right the Matthew brck. movie was pretty good in terms of.

special effects it was terrible movie. but it was in terms of special effects. it was pretty good movie looks. like he's got the. Downs 100% it's a. [Music]. meme MAA this is from. 1964 bro look how bad this. is oh my God. [Music]. oh my God this is so.

corny you can even hear the helicopter. flying overhead that gives them the wind. you hear the. [Applause]. helicopter look how Cy. Godzillas there it is in the background. right there it's a different version of. it yeah.

[Music]. yeah when my daughters were real young. when they were like four and six um uh. my wife was out of town and uh I said. you guys want to watch a scary movie and. they're like no we're scared I go no no. a bad scary movie corny I want to show. you a scary movie from the 1930s it's. called King Kong and they're like what. is it I go it's about a giant gorilla. but I go but the special effects are so. bad you're going to laugh it's so bad. and so six-year-olds right from whatever.

you know six years ago watching a movie. that was a scary movie at the time in. 1933 when people saw King Kong for the. first time go to go to King Kong from. 1933 when people saw that there were. whatever year it was was it 33 am I. making that up I want to say predates. World War II people p people thought. that was like the craziest [ __ ] they'd. ever seen. 33 what is it 33 yeah 33 1933 King Kong.

so go to 1933 King Kong and this is made. with Clay look how bad this is so my. kids thought it was hilarious I go how. bad does this look it looks so bad like. they weren't scared at all they were. laughing and then they were relieved. that it wasn't scary so then they. started laughing really. hard look how corny this is but in 1933. they're like I can't believe what we're. seeing King Kong is actually fighting a. dinosaur and there's a lady watching it.

but but it's like whenever you revisit. that CH when I was I remember a. babysitter showed me uh the Exorcist far. before I should have seen it and I. remember how crazy that I thought that. was in that movie was so scary gave me. nightmares look at the new one yeah it's. insane the new one's incredible that's. what the ride is almost at Universal. isn't it hilarious how King Kong always. falls in love with a white. chick look at but look how badass this. King Kong is two figh.

two this King Kong is incredible he is. smer for sure what year is this uh this. three years ago but I don't know exactly. if that's right 05 05 yeah I was going. to say that looks like it might be a. while ago oh now the newest shit's. probably yeah they remade it again I. think years ago they did but then keep. King Kong kept growing because now King. Kong has to fight Godzilla Godzilla is. 500 feet tall so the idea is that King. Kong has like some sort of a genetic. Malou formity that makes him just. continue to grow forever and ever so no.

they don't visit Kong Island for a few. years and they come back and he's got a. lump on his pituitary gland he just. never stopped growing yeah so this is. the regular size King Kong this is the. 50 Foot King Kong see that looks [ __ ]. unreal. smash boom I mean yeah the [ __ ]. special effects are. incredible it's so amazing what they do. with CGI but at the same time you know. that that's not real like you feel it's. not real oh yeah it just feels fake. that's what's like people that do like.

Rick Baker and those guys that did. special effects for like American. Werewolf in London they they they say. that you can't replace like the physical. special effects where an actual object. is attacking an actual. person I remember that too when I was a. kid I thought that. was I had nightmares of like stairs I. hated. stairs yeah she freaked me out so much. when I was a kid back then man this. movie freaked people out dude they were. so scared that their possessed by a.

devil she was so I bought it I bought. for I was like that [ __ ] is possessed I. think that movie [ __ ] her up yeah. right for the rest of her life I think. so well because she did it so young. she's a kid in that it's like to be in. that mind set 12 hours a day on set. shooting yelling your mother sucks [ __ ]. in Hell remember that yeah dude your. mother sucks [ __ ] in hell like. whoa whoa yeah but you to do that that. happens was that. 76 what year is The Exorcist Wikipedia.

sorry that's what happens to actors that. get embedded in those things that go. deep deep deep sometimes the brain takes. a while to get back I would imagine that. if you're playing3 73 if you're a child. and you're playing someone who's. possessed by a demon yeah come on that. and you you believe in demons when. you're a child too for sure do you. believe in demons now still do yeah do. for sure they might be real they got to. be there's got to be external forces. around I can't imagine that all this. energy in your. body goes to nowhere I don't buy it well.

that's not even the the question about. demons like what you what energy where. your energy goes is a is a really good. question but the question about demons. is are there external forces that are. playing against you oh they are actual. entities but I think negative energy. goes into those things that's what I. guess I mean is like I think what builds. those things is negative really toxic. evil [ __ ] builds negative things another. dimension [ __ ] yeah ooh I definitely. believe that and if you're doing like. evil [ __ ] you're probably even more.

haunted by when you die it doesn't just. go away it goes somewhere into a thing I. don't like I wholeheartedly believe that. and and honestly like uh the first time. I really felt like when I saw well you. know the Irish for some reason we love. wakes we like to see people when they're. dead I like how the Jews do it they're. like I'm not [ __ ] looking at that. person when they're dead I had the same. experience I know what you're going to. say and I W I couldn't see look at my. grandmother the whole time. and then my mom was like we're going to. leave so you ought to say goodbye and I. was like all right and I walked up there.

and I like I felt the sense of relief. because I was like oh the thing I loved. isn't even in there anymore right this. was a vessel yes and whatever was in. there is somewhere better and it's it. just I felt immediately like this weird. like someone was telling me like yeah. this is just the shell man the thing you. like it's in a really great place you're. all it's all good that's the the weird. part about seeing someone dead is this. feeling that they've left yeah they're.

not in there yeah they're not in there. did you see this the pope whoa is this. the new pope yeah he passed away they. did the funeral and they the the new. pope who died rather brought him out. without a coffin and left him y display. that's dark for a while Pope don't need. no coffin that's dark everyone came up. and kissed his hands and stuff wild I. don't I don't that's that is a crazy. gig and that guy that guy had the. craziest past Pope Benedict he had the. craziest past because he was uh he was.

charged with moving priests around that. had committed atrocities yeah and he. moved one to a place where they molested. a 100 deaf kids what yes Google that. aund 100 De kids got molested by this. one priest that he had moved when I. believe when he was a cardinal you don't. hear him coming that's the problem. Jesus you can't even help yourself cut. it son of a cut. but the new one's supposed to be chill. right I don't [ __ ] well I think he.

had to take it down a notch so the new. one got you know [ __ ] a regular. Throne it's like this gold throne's a. little outdated and he's like PR gay. marriage and all that that's nice a. little more than 100 200 de kids oh my. God the priest might have molested 200. de boys top Vatican officials including. future Pope Benedict the 16th did not. defrock a priest who molested as many as. 200 death. even though several American Bishops. repeatedly warned them that failure to.

act on the matter could embarrass the. church according to the files recently. une Earth is part of a lawsuit imagine. your concern is embarrassing the church. not that this guy's [ __ ] kids imagine. yeah we don't want the church to look. bad imagine your concern and not one guy. but multiple Bishops right yeah it's. nuts have you been to the Vatican by the. way yes on Edibles [ __ ] is dark I went. there on Edibles did you yeah [ __ ]. creeped me out dude the whole time I was. like I don't like this at all I just. didn't like the the fact that they were.

like we have our own cops well no. extradition we can do whatever we want. they're basically a country of City yeah. their own rules their own laws and. there's a bunch of people in there that. people would like to try yeah they would. like to pull them out of there and try. them can't do it for crimes against. humanity protected you saw that. documentary about the little girl that. went missing from the Vatican no no no I. don't even know what it's called Jamie. you have to the girl girl who went. missing is what I think my instinct is. saying but uh it's about a resident you.

know there's a small amount of residents. that live in the Vatican walls in. Vatican City her family was one of them. and this has got to be I don't know 30. years ago she went missing and the story. is [ __ ] wild yeah it's called Vatican. girl I just Googled it two days ago it. says they've reopened the case so I. don't know dude you have to watch this. it's bananas what do they think happened. well there's a bunch of different uh. conspiracies there's a bunch of. different like there is kind of a. somewhat clear-cut answer in it but. there's multiple points where even they.

go I don't know this may this have may. come from multiple Avenues of this being. a very well-coordinated thing like a. kidnapping and it's crazy and they just. reopened it up kidnapping from someone. who lives in the Vatican I don't want to. tell the family Liv there it says that. might have been a a kidnapping to Black. the pope at the time there's a bunch of. different theories and as you watch it. they talk about multiple theories about. like what it's like but also the crazy. thing is you'd think if you lived in the. Vatican you're living on you know high.

on the hog no these people were like. commoner lower class to lower middle. class they don't it's not because. they're in there you're not like. automatically you know living like a. king if you're just a citizen so were. they help did they work there yeah they. were workers they workers oh so the. workers live there but they don't treat. them any kind of it's like they all live. pretty you know modestly modestly and. your family's born into it so you're. kind of born it and this girl was she. would go to a school outside of the. Vatican walls like a performance art.

school if I'm not mistaken and uh you. know a regular route from there to there. there to there there to there and then. one. day oh here's why uh the Pope's longtime. secretary is about to release a book. this week rut R and that's why they may. have invest he say he's got information. on it that's going to come out in the. book about that girl yeah oh [ __ ] it's. wild this is two days ago this just. started popping up yeah yeah I I didn't. see. oh top of the thing Vatican reopens. investigation that's her yeah Emanuel.

1983 she went messing. Ori dude 40 years ago they've gotten. away with so much sketch they've gotten. away with so much so sketch me I know. everybody wants to concentrate and. rightly so on Epstein Island but how. about the Vatican how about the just the. entire you you could be a person who. doesn't know how to read and you know. that priest [ __ ] kids uhhuh someone. someone has never someone that's barely. heard of it it's like oh I did hear. about those guys everybody knows that.

that's a problem yeah it's not like. nasar drivers it's like imagine if. nastar car drivers were known for. molesting children he'd be like that is. why is why is that still still a thing. it's part of a culture Man Forever. people knew that priest [ __ ] kids for. I've had it's never happened to me but. I've had multiple friends that were in. Catholic school they got chased by a. priest this one guy went on a retreat. with with his priest and the priest made. him sleep in the bed with him and he was. like chasing him around the room and and.

he had to like literally fight off the. priest and scream and he wouldn't give. in what was the name of the movie that. exposed all that stuff uh you know about. the newspaper Mark. Ruffalo what am i c why can't I think. the name of that [ __ ] uh Boston. newspaper yeah yeah bro this and it was. a real story where the new the Boston. glob huh spot Spotlight and they went. out of their way to expose them in real. life they made the movie about it but. it's like didn't even go do anything. didn't do [ __ ] that's so crazy a. credible newspaper was like we have.

unbelievable amounts of evidence and. still it's like no no what are you going. to do they don't even lose their. tax-free exemption I know nothing. happens the taxfree thing is wild. because when Scientology got it you're. like yo like what is this what is this. thing you you you get U you no taxes if. you claim that you're religion yeah do. you know how many [ __ ] religions. there could be this is a religion you. could say your show is a religion there. but there you go you have loyal. listeners so what just conversations but.

that could be a religion rules I what. what how do you apply to make a religion. look it up I'm serious listen stop. [ __ ] with me this is a. religion I you know it is you know it's. like an inch away from being one you. could just say my people who you have. followers they listen to you they like. what you put out doesn't mean you have. to have some sort of like spiritual. ideology religion could be anything this. could slot as a religion for sure it. just means a bunch of people listen. to you know a uniform thought process if.

you put out like a continual thing I. don't think you need a book I don't. think you need [ __ ] you know Alex Gray. uh the the Visionary artist I'm sure. you've seen his work and every dorm room. wall of someone who smokes weed they. have an Alex Gray poster is J or Justin. bua the the The Piano guy you've seen. that's that was also in the dorm rooms. this is Alex Gray yeah yeah yeah you've. seen his work well Alex Gray started a. religion like a legitimate relig like. he's a real like really spiritual person. like legitimately when you meet him.

you're blown away he's the real deal and. he has a church that he built that is. designed around his art and he got tax. exempt status it's uh called entheon. that's the church like this is the place. like how amazing is that where is that. it's in Upstate New York so he bought. land and then he set up set it up for a. church made it tax exempt you got to see. what it looks like on the outside I mean. this is the inside it's [ __ ] gorgeous.

because it's a a church that's designed. by an amazing artist wow that's the. outside of it look at that Enon Play. that. video yeah go full screen. please it's. amazing oh my God and you know this. guy's been an incredible artist forever. but he had the first time he came on the. podcast he had just the idea for this so. all those faces all around it it's all. from his artwork and it all had to be 3D.

designed that's him and his wife and so. this is him and his wife and his. paintings so they have like [ __ ] yoga. classes there and [ __ ] they're like a. real. Church look at this I mean imagine going. into the woods with all these hippies. and you go do yoga in that place with. this guy know and you're all chanting. and [ __ ] like and he's a real deal he's. not like trying to rip people off or. he's just a genuinely beautiful person. who's an amazing artist who's created.

like like a real Church they play music. and they get together and it's not like. he gets to [ __ ] everybody's wife it's. like it's a regular church I hope it. stays that way yeah oh it it it will. this story sometimes goes the wrong way. they almost always go the wrong way it. goes to a place where it's like he got. the power and he was like all right we. have to pray naked someone's got to sit. on my face and then we need to protect. ourselves with the government we got to. kill everybody we know that doesn't like. us yeah you don't want it to go down. that road but they almost always do yeah.

dude that's what I'm saying as I'm. watching that the whole time I'm like I. know he's your boy I hope it stays this. way I hope it doesn't shift into. something I don't want it to be like. that I watched the you know um Nexium or. whatever I watched that one I didn't see. that one but I heard it's wild bro it's. just you're like also the women's. empowerment one that was another one. that was nuts what's that one this woman. in San Francisco had started a you you. know like a um a sexual Revolution uh. Club a freedom for women to be the.

powerful versions of she gets to bang. everybody's husband yes she [ __ ]. everybody dude by the end she [ __ ] the. whole crew it just it was all. see-through she was like this is for. women to take back their empowerment it. was in San Francisco I think and she was. she was extremely manipulative and. intelligent the way she would break down. people's uh relationships into joining. her ideology about sex and love and. relationships they would just snap into. her thing and it was all about making a. woman come the whole thing was about can.

you make your woman come and make that. the priority but then after a couple. years she's like I want to you know I. want to suck a couple dicks you know she. let a couple dicks in and then it all L. down the same road dude it all goes down. to the same place power they love the. power well it's also if you're a person. who doesn't you know you have a hard. time knowing who you are like who maybe. you think you're more than you are or. you want more than you're getting and. then all a sudden you're in this. position where people rever you yeah.

that's intoxicating and then you're. literally speaking at a church you're. speaking at to your flock yeah I think. that's why they made Catholic priest. celibate I think they're probably. banging everybody back in the day don't. you think of course they're like they. were rock stars like G and Carlo you're. [ __ ] way too many of the members can. you imagine what do I do wrong what on. What do I do wrong talking about. Italians first of all Savages Savage. people and then you're talking about. Italians from a thousand years ago even.

more Savage and then you're talking. about the one dudes who could read Latin. so they're reading the Bible no one else. even knows what the [ __ ] is going on. until Martin Luther came along and. translated the Bible into Phanatic. languages I think he connect what is it. German first did Martin Luther con. convert it to um he translated into. German I think I forget what language it. was but he he translated the Bible so. that regular people who could read could. read it cuz they didn't know they didn't. know Latin and then he basically said. you should interpret the Bible you know.

any way you you see fit like that's the. B the Bible's there for you to interpret. it which was a [ __ ] horrific affront. to the Catholic Church the Catholic. Church freaked out like all the churches. back then probably wanted to kill him I. don't know was it the Catholic church. that he did it to whatever church it was. Protestant yeah I'm not sure what church. it was research but he spoke Latin and. you know and and he he translated the. the priests were the ones like you had. to have formal training yeah like Latin. even back then was a dying language it's.

it's a when when you see even when. there's people that still study it today. which is [ __ ] wild latin's wild what. if they bring it back though huh oh BR. back great thing to learn you have. conversations to people in Latin [ __ ] I. wonder how well you can communicate with. it I mean it's got I'm sure there's. enough well you can't use any of course. there's no slang in it but you could. make up New Slang Latin you know what I. mean mean yeah the. Gaba yeah give a little the gab [ __ ].

Bush strell strell yeah you have to thr. they've got [ __ ] for that for sure yeah. oh imagine if they brought Latin back. well what's stopping someone from. inventing a new language and everyone. adopting it two talking Latin well let's. let's talk about. this hello hello hello thank you so much. for for coming on. today yeah that was language right off.

the B sounds Chinese yeah let me hear. was the guy's name I guess seen your. videos. onl Latin. [Music].

wow I know some of that there's a little. bit of Italian in there yeah I hear a. bunch of two years in high school some. of it makes sense but it's also Spanish. makes more sense. too you always you have to sound like uh. like a cartoon version whenever I read. it like immediately my voice goes like. did I ever tell you a time I encountered. this church that was trying to get me to.

join when I was in college what was tell. the story no I was taking Italian and uh. there's these people in this Italian. class with me and there was this one hot. Puerto Rican girl she wore glasses she. was smoking always she was so hot I. couldn't talk to her I was like you know. what I mean like I didn't have much. confidence my and uh she invited me one. day to go with her and her friends to. some weekend um Retreat and I was like. what like what are you guys doing I.

didn't know it was like a religious. retreat she's trying to convert me and. uh I thought I was just getting invited. to this cool kids party I'm like well I. can't this weekend um but you know maybe. another time I could do it you know like. that weekend I think I had a tournament. or something like that it when I was. still competing and then um like a. couple of weeks later we in. the actually I think I was done doing. doing fighting I think I was doing. standup at the time so there's something. going on I had a gig maybe whatever it.

was I'm trying to remember what year was. because now I'm thinking it's like. 89 maybe even 90 so there was a plane. crash and it was Trump's airplane it was. like Trump Airlines and it crashed in. Boston and like the front wheels didn't. come down so they had to like skid into. the runway with Sparks and [ __ ] so um I. see them all eating and they invite me. over to their table what year was this. 89 so it's perfect right so it's right.

after I stopped fighting maybe I was. fighting a little bit and then right. when I just started doing standup and. there was uh this table full of them and. they come sit with us I'm okay cool I go. hey you guys hear about the plane crash. and they go no I go yeah the [ __ ] the. front wheels didn't come down the plane. skid there Sparks and everything and uh. they're all staring at me I go but uh. nobody died and then that hot Puerto. Rican girl goes praise God praise God. and they all started going praise God.

praise God and I was like praise God oh. no and then immediately I'm like duh. stupid she doesn't like you she doesn't. like you she want to convert you to her. [ __ ] wacky Christian cult yeah but if. the [ __ ] was good enough you know you. might as well go to the camp just go. check it out check it out do a trial run. I was scared yeah too susceptible well. Jesus lets him in the booty you know. that you could always do booty stuff. that's Catholic girl that's. there's that's written anywhere I think. someone ref ref yes it is in Paul I. think it's in Corinthians look it up.

413 the first or second letter I think. it's yeah th thou thou shal th literally. sodomy it's literally it's Sodom and. gamor that's why he killed everybody's. all butt [ __ ] that's a rap keep it. tight baby keep it tight back there no. that's the uh who does it the loop no no. yeah who does it the the Mormon kids. they do the soaking and then they do the. bouncing the soak is hilarious you and. you know about the bouncing you know. this right no it's the bouncing somebody. goes underneath I don't know what it's. called you could look it up Jamie know.

somebody gets under the bed when. someone's soaking and they push the bed. so there's movement so it's almost as if. they're [ __ ] but they aren't making. the movement oh my God that's hilarious. this is legit what's it called jum jump. pping jump pping someone else jumps on. the bed take a. bed like you're trying to double bounce. someone on a trampoline so they'll start. moving people find loopholes jump pping. dude that is hilarious morm on Tik Tok. see that jump finding themselves jump. humping a tactic used to avoid thrusting. during penetrative sex because the. thrusting I think the thrusting is what.

there is prohibited so you can soak that. is amazing no no In-N-Out movement but. the jumping you can soak you can soak I. think they found the loophole dude you. can so. amazing jump pumping is so fun when. you're a teenager you like soaking we're. good I don't need to move no well also. but immediately put it in and you're. like I'm gone yeah it's so dangerous and. that's when kids like when teenagers are. having sex with each other they're at. their most fertile and they're they're.

at their least control yeah that's why. you're that's why pregnant it's like. within they're like we just had sex once. you're pregnant that's why you're. pregnant yeah how it goes your body is. just like okay and some dumb and some. the moment moment as a kid as a dude the. first time you [ __ ] you're just like. well what's nuts is that that's how the. body's designed like you are your most. fertile and it's the you're the most. likely to conceive and it's also like. that's what nature wants. nature wants you to have sex when you're. a [ __ ] kid you're 16 cuz we weren't.

supposed to last more than 20 years I. think nature was like get this done now. you're dead in a decade no but we. haven't adapted to that yet we haven't. adjusted do you think that will ever. catch. up how could it it would take so long. it's not like people are going to stop. humping yeah I mean chem chemically that. I mean I don't know what would change. you would have to almost delay puberty. but then when you would [ __ ] up people's. development like what could you do to. because there's a you know there's a. window when your hormones you're growing. and your hormones are kicking in and all.

this stuff is kind of synced normally by. Nature if you interfere with that. because you think the kids can't handle. having sex like you're going to delay. what are you going to delay puberty like. till they're smart enough well you're. not even smart enough when you're in. your 20s no you're not you're not smart. enough no one's smart enough [ __ ] it. never kicks it well that's what's wild. about humans right is like there's this. clear biological imperative to procreate. and it kicks in when you have no no. business teaching a kid life you know to.

teach like to raise a child when you're. 15 and you you're the husband's 15 and. you're 15 you just gave birth to a baby. and you're a baby yeah like that 16 impr. pregnant show or whatever that always. it's like when when it works you're. happy because you're like the kids's. going to might turn out to have a nice. life and but when you see that goes arai. it's sad as [ __ ] cuz you're they're aot. a lot of times it's bound to lose you. know but but then sometimes you wait too. long and it gets harder to have kids we. I've dealt with that it's just it's it's.

wild how your body sometime or the body. is like that's you missed the window. maybe you missed a window yeah yeah but. then they have invitro fertilization. science fixes all that [ __ ] yeah well. they're they're developing the concept. at least of artificial wombs and they. think that there will be a time where. they'll be able to have babies outside. of a human body growing next to you in. your house yeah how far away is. that because I I've read something.

recently on this as a. concept that they're they think that but. but then like what what is the the baby. getting from the mother in terms of like. emotions and feeling and like babies are. empathic right they're feeling the. mother's stress your cortisol raises. when your mother's under stress there. like is probably like lessons like. you're learning things from the mother. like just from feelings like instinctual. stuff kicks in and wonder it's got to be.

based on like diet and and your. lifestyle schedule and the way that you. operate has to influence the way that. the you imagine if they made babies in. an artificial womb and the babies just. came out like. soulless what do you do like it's very. stiff yeah and then the scientists say. well actually we discovered the Soul's. real and it only comes from the mother. into the baby and it it comes while the. baby's inside the mother that's actually. a great movie they think that actually. that was like an ancient belief that the.

soul entered the body at a certain time. now I'm thinking about I think it was. like six weeks there was. like there was an ancient belief that. there was a a very specific time where. the soul entered the body while you're. in the womb yeah while the baby's in the. womb so you're in there for six weeks. cooking at six weeks that's when that's. when the soul show is that they think it. was what was this ancient myth believe. whatever whatever you who know if it's. real I feel like it'd be right the. moment that Aristotle there there's.

fertilization Aristotle believed it in. the time of Aristotle is actually what. it says uh Soul entered the embryo at 40. Days for a male and 90 days for a. female beat you there girls wonder why I. waited why they chill [ __ ] late they. got to do something what's it called. insulant insulant insulant and so that. was just their belief it wasn't was it B. on any thought hypocrates was the first. to believe this well he's always. contradicting himself the embryo was the.

product male. [Laughter]. hypocrisy why are we I Wonder Why do you. speculate we're 40 and they're 90 why. back then they probably didn't like. girls right that's why like these. [ __ ] are slow they they don't even. get their souls than when we get our. souls give mean know the taste of the. good stuff yeah baby yeah these [ __ ]. are slow I mean they probably yeah they. probably was I bet SCI they probably get. it before we do if anything um the.

artificial womb thing I found 2019. there's an article that said they think. they're 10 years away but I dug through. that real quick to find the person that. was claiming that and it turns out it's. just like an artist oh so like it wasn't. a group of scientists saying it was like. an artist that says like we might be hey. man artist or scientist that would scare. the [ __ ] out of me if they started. making people in a lab o you don't think. they're doing that already but yeah. there's Vis there I feel like they got. to be manipulating I bet in another. country they're doing it I think we got. our hands in there baby do you think so.

I for sure you think like in Area 51 out. there making people well don't you think. it was so funny that for how many years. when you were a kid for how many years. did you hear about you know that alien. uh life forms at Area 51 that's all. [ __ ] that's not what it and then now. they're like no no no we there's some. alien [ __ ] over there they don't say. that yeah they do no they don't they say. there's something unidentified they. found they found things that they don't. know really what it is that they've. experimented on for sure I can tell you. exactly what they've said I've talked to.

a lot of these guys what the the. government is admitting is that they. believe that there are crafts that are. operating that are outside of their. understanding of physics theyve never. said that we have anything at all they. there have been people that have said. and this is a quote from the Pentagon. that there was offworld Vehicles not. from this Earth but who said that quote. is what I was always confused about it. was like one of the top Pentagon. official it's like one one of those.

things where it's like wait a minute who. said that and what is the exact quote. how did you exactly say it how much of. this is clickbait but I've talked to. multiple Pilots that have had encounters. I I got to know we got something and I I. don't know if it's ours if it's a drone. that we don't tell them about that moves. in a way that defies. understanding of physics because it. doesn't operate on a propulsion engine. it operates on something that's. completely new and unique and there have.

been thoughts about how a new and unique. gravity based propulsion system would. work for. decades astrophysicist Eric W Davis who. spent years working as a consultant for. the Pentagon UFO program and is now a. defense contractor gave a classified. briefing to the defense department on. what he called off-world Vehicles not. made on this Earth in other words. spaceships the bombshell quote came in. the latest UFO report from The New York.

Times which has owned the beat for the. past several years in December 2017 the. paper reported on the existence of the. advanced Aerospace threat identification. program a pentagon effort to investigate. UFOs that was supposedly shuttered in. 2012 but wasn't the article hailed as a. historical inflection point in our. attitudes towards our attitudes. regarding UFOs implied the same message. that the most recent one does basically. flying saucers are real can I see a. picture of Eric W Davis yeah let's get a.

look at how much [ __ ] Eric I want to. see this cat I want to see his I want to. see how much I believe him based on his. look yes let's just go let's see what he. looks like just so I can see what he. looks like is that. him no that's here in. Austin warp drive metrics Consulting for. the Department of Defense that's him. just go back and go to images though. Jamie click on images so we can pick one. for fun you know like a like so we can. make a oh that's him D that is him wow. there's your dog off world. technology okay so based on that first.

picture in the Hawaiian shirt yeah do we. believe. it I'm a little skeptical skeptical this. I don't know dude at Tommy Bahamas. leading me down a weird line but if you. were gonna if you're the Pentagon you. wanted to hire a guy that's the guy. that's the guy that is the you don't. want any distractions you want a guy. who's 100% invested so he was back then. too I don't know what year is that is. that Jo Val like a white power. Huntsville Alabama looks like it's him. what is is that jacqu valet with.

him LinkedIn so yeah interesting wait do. you know what's crazy about what I just. said about you saying that too what in. that photo I was just say joking out. saying like it looks like he's throwing. up like a white power symbol this guy. like a look at Like A Nazi salute right. you know what's insane what Huntsville. that's where the KKK was started Jesus. literally is that jacqu V with him I. think he's too old in that image I think. he's too old in that image I played that. gig in Huntsville Joe we took a ride. from Nashville down to Huntsville and. the driver was a really cool dude really.

nice guy and I was playing the. Huntsville uh you know whatever's down. there I don't know what it is down there. in Alabama but you do like a one show. after Nashville and we're driving and. he's like uh he's like you know NASA's. right here and I was like oh really he's. like it's right there dude he's like you. won't see it yeah if we have time for. sure Drives By seen the outside of it. you know theyve [ __ ] like rockets. outside it's dope as [ __ ] I was like wo. this is so cool he's like yeah man a lot. of [ __ ] nerds is going to be at your. show from there I'm sure and I was like.

yeah hopefully and he goes yeah yeah. it's a cool little thing that they got. popped it right down here by us down. that road KKK got started I was like oh. what a ju toos of that to that he's like. yeah you know you know not proud of it. but that's where it is I was like so. right there is NASA like the most. Brilliant Minds on. earth a mile away from the most chaotic. stupid people on planet I was like. that's so like that's like it's like. Universal like comedy G given to the. Earth where it's like Nasa Complete.

insane [ __ ] a mile away from each. other where it was birthed yeah where it. was birth and I asked him if it was. still over there and he's like he's like. I don't know but I don't know I was like. okay so yeah they're there imagine if. you were working on a. base and they brought in some. [ __ ] imagine if you're one of the guys. that's someone's got to move those. things around they're not having the. eggh heads move them around no they're. going to have guys like you and me yeah.

if you and me were working on some. [ __ ] Air Force Base top secret. clearance Ming sh we know how to shut. the [ __ ] up cuz all our phones are. bugged right you know like they bug. everything your house you make sure. you're not talking to any [ __ ] you're. not saying nothing put a chip in your. neck and then they wheel in this burnt. up. UFO they're like what is this and. they're like shut the [ __ ] up up nothing. get out of here I they don't let anybody. see that [ __ ] you C well someone has to. move it in no those guys do but they.

tell your bus to get the [ __ ] out of the. building right but if you're one of. those guys that has to move it in oh. those guys somebody has to move it in. they're not going to get the Eggheads to. move this thing they're talking about. the egads like what are they do no if. you have an enormous [ __ ] spaceship. yes and you're a guy like you and I were. maintenance in Area 51 we definitely are. maintenance dude 100% I'm I'm cranking. away at something and you're like you're. like come on brother you got to help me. move this [ __ ] thing out this van we. got to move this thing and and we we get. it it's got like a low hum to. it just putting out a cigarette next to.

it like I don't know if it's be set it. down there it's covered in [ __ ] soot. and dirt and [ __ ] yeah and you're like. what the [ __ ] is this it's dripping it. crashed in the North Pole yeah it's dri. I don't know it's leaking something's. leaking out of it bro it's oil or some. [ __ ] bro you tasting it yeah i' taste it. you wouldn't taste it I'd taste it [ __ ]. it how much would that change your life. if you saw a spaceship from another. planet like for sure from another planet. the problem is who this is the never. ending AR who's going to believe you.

because then you automatically become. like the I'm dead serious and. everybody's like all right d become that. guy so you'd have to. be no there is no way it's like a. NeverEnding who's going to believe you. cuz even people that really love your. wife like someone that's like that knows. you the best would be like babe is. everything okay like no I'm serious. you're cracking yeah like. you're losing it they would tell their. friends I don't know what's been going. on interchange his medications and know. he's seeing things he's seeing.

things yeah that was like uh I don't. know why this shot into my brain but. there was a great documentary about a. retirement community in Florida and at. this point in his life the dude decided. to start experimenting with drugs. because he's like [ __ ] it dude I'm old. yeah and he was like I don't give a [ __ ]. and the poor wife would be like there's. a scene there's a scene where she's like. now what do you they're both like sweet. from the south and she's like what are. you going to do and he opens the door. and he's baked out of his mind he goes.

don't come in here I'm going to be. jerking. off he closes the door on her and you. can tell she looks at the yeah what is. this what yeah that that's exactly what. it's called some kind of Heaven BR. that's the guy brother it's so [ __ ]. this is such a great beautiful docu. series about what it's like to live in. one of these retirement that's him he's. punching himself dud oh my god with a. Kung Fu outfit on that guy looks like a. party dude he's awesome where is he this.

is all this is all in Florida at this. Resort oh and they all doing karate. together and working out that looks like. fun so it's a high-end Resort you pay. this huge fee to get in right and. there's monthly fees and then um. everything's included though but it's. very promotional of active elderly so. they're like this isn't like a come in. you know hospice it's like are you young. enough to want to still go out and [ __ ]. and go drink and party and go play and. they all go there to party and this dude. love he found Cocaine by the way which.

is dude he's driving a golf cart he's. just ripped out of his head here's. another documentary about it called golf. booze and guns inside the Boomer. Paradise it's aome that looks like fun. that's where I'd want to go we get old. as [ __ ] dude we should start our own. 100% let's do it I would love all old. Comics you know how much fun we would. have yeah you know yes dude kind of what. we're doing here yeah this is kind of. it this is my retirement we got we got a. lot of young guys here too though dude.

you guys do this is the the SC got a lot. coming up the scene out here is moving. heavy it's wild isn't it I'm not going. to try I'm trying not trying to spread. rumors but uh old Joey doosa is gonna be. here this week and he told me he wants. to [ __ ] move here I don't know if. he's gonna but love it tell him I'll. open up a sandwich shop with him he dude. he I think he might jump all over that. let's go Joe I told him I said are you. really going I text him this morning and. he's like where are you I said I'm in. Austin he's like I'll be there in 3 days. I was like I'm out I'm out of here I'm. sorry man and he's and he genuinely I.

think he genuinely has this interest I. would bug him about it I don't eat. sandwiches but I would eat one of his. sandwiches no they're great if I wanted. to take like a cheap meal and feel like. [ __ ] for 12 hours that's the one his. [ __ ] sandwiches look incredible yeah. dude it's so good the problem is it's a. bar too so you know old spotty liver. over here I have to have a couple time I. go look at his sandwiches oh my God. they're delicious what is that one. peanut butter and jelly peanut butter. and jelly my God that looks incredible.

with yeah with ruffles original oh my. God he's an animal there's no Health. involved in his food no D his food is. all about mouth pleasure yeah it looks. fantastic though his Subs look insane. it's what's it called again Joey roses. yeah I was just there I hear nothing but. great things just over there with huge. sandwiches too they are and it's a it's. a great little spot and like I think. it's in the it's in the East Village I. love when a comic does something off. the- wall like that yeah man trying [ __ ]. is nice it's like give it a [ __ ] why not.

yeah yeah you know like uh a good buddy. of mine comic he's uh building a club uh. it's a good thing it's going to be good. it's you yeah you're my buddy okay I was. confused I'm not building it I just paid. people to do it that's right well yeah. that's right they're doing an amazing. job I got that sneak peek man it looks. good yeah we're CL I'm excited I want to. I I told you though without you know. giving anything away about it but like. that kill room that little room oh my. God that's a Kelly calls a killbox.

that's a killbox you know like his. special call a killbox cuz that that's. how he designed the room I walked in I. knew right away I was like this will be. the this you can feel it's something. about certain rooms somebody asked me. one time on uh on a show on a podcast. about what a guy who wasn't a comic was. like what's the what makes like a good. room and I go honestly I can name you. like physical elements but sometimes I. don't know some things are a feeling. where you're like wow something hits I. don't know what it is I can tell you why. I why we like low ceilings and why we.

like you know the way it's situated but. there's just rooms around the country. you know that when you go in you're like. w I [ __ ] love there's also old. buildings well yeah the history does. something to something about old. buildings yeah like when you and I came. back here before when when I was running. around with you and we played the old. Cap. City I remember you being like oh man I. [ __ ] love the vibration of this room. and it's it was something about I don't. know I couldn't tell been around for. decades just has a there's something in.

the guts of it you I tried to buy that. place the old Cap City yeah yeah yeah. yeah you did yeah they wanted too much. money for it it was like the whole Mall. it was like there was a lot of work. involved and it was not in town what the. whole situation was not ideal and so I I. I decided not to go with that and then I. went with another one another place that. turned out to be a former cult owned it. oh yeah that's right yes and I didn't. know like the extent of the cult I had. heard it was a cult what kind of cult. and I watched a documentary called holy.

hell it's on Amazon the guy who ran the. cult [ __ ] everybody including the guys. he would charge the guys for therapy. charging 50 bucks for therapy and then. he'd [ __ ] them [ __ ] everybody and it's. a part of therapy and this guy was like. a like a low rent actor he was in. Rosemary's Baby for like a very small. scene like as an extra oh okay not one. of the characters no no he's like one. scene with Mia Pharaoh right and this. guy went on to start this [ __ ] cult.

in West Hollywood and then I don't know. like if people were chasing him down or. whatever but he upended and took. everybody to Austin and had them build. this theater for him to dance in just to. dance just to dance with other people. well he would dance and perform for like. all of his flock wow yeah and then he up. and took off and went to. Hawaii and uh you know. people that are still fun life though. one of the guys confronted him in Hawaii. that's him holy that's the trailer this.

is that's the guy the guy had a bunch of. plastic surgery and [ __ ] it was really. weird [ __ ] scene and that was that. place I'm like oh my God so I got out of. that. place I was like oh no so we threw that. place away well that place there was. another issue that that came about with. that place before we found the place. we're at now but the new joint is great. the new joint is going to be hopping it. is going to be great it's going to be. hopping it's funny to see it's it's. great to be I appreciate you for it's. funny to be a part of those things. because I know you know in x amount of.

Years it'll be cool to it'll just be. neat to look back and be like dude. that's [ __ ] wild I remember when you. were I I like being able to say that. when we're having a whiskey in 10 years. being like yeah I remember when you. remember when that was coming together. man that's wild what it is now it's just. cool to see something kind of coming. together it's uncomfortable to start. things it's exciting but it's also it's. uncomfortable it's weird we talked about. last night I was doing all new material. it's so starting again or starting a new. or fishing for doing something different. but it's really good for the mind it's. good for you as a person mhm it's good.

you need different kinds of experiences. and starting something from scratch is a. different kind of experience that's one. of the things about like moving moving. to Austin was a different kind of. experience like I'm in a different play. nowy it's a totally different setup I. like it I like doing things like that. they upend you and they make you sort of. re-calibrate and you know you have your. bumps you have your like maybe this is. the wrong move maybe this is right move. who knows but then you find your way you. know but it's there's something about. starting something new and difficult.

that's like very exciting for people. that's why I'm going to New York in May. for that reason you're moving to New. York I don't say moving G to get a spot. yeah where at what part downtown oh. downtown I just like I just like the. rhythm of New York a lot I I have a lot. of good friends there um and something. hit me recently where I was like I have. the I'm blessed enough whatever you want. to say I'm privileged enough that we I. can do it right so I want to do it and. there's I'm working on this thing out. there that did you talk to arri yeah of.

course you know him yeah he's the. [ __ ] main recruiter for New York he. he's the cult leader of getting people. there he's like you must come to New. York he loves it he was excited there he. loves being a part of that [ __ ] hum. all those people it's just I do love it. I want something different West. Hollywood was a long period of my life. now I live somewhere else in LA and then. I just was like What if I jump out of La. for a while good for you it's good for. you shake it the [ __ ] up shake it the. [ __ ] up it's good for you so many Road. gigs are on there too if you're on the.

East Coast you can go all over. Connecticut and do Road gigs Ro gigs. Jersey yeah everywhere everywhere few. hours drive and you're everywhere is. like San Diego San Francisco yeah and. the amount of time it takes you to San. Diego you really have to leave at noon. because the traffic you hit in Arin. county is [ __ ] Preposterous it's. gross it'll take 5 hours sometimes easy. that's why I need that jetpack dude. that's why. and just soup down there bur was doing. gigs in San Diego and he was taking his. helicopter dude insane that's so [ __ ]. cool by the way amazing he's flying.

himself to San Diego helicop yeah I'll. come down you got to have a [ __ ] pad. for me to land on yeah you got to find a. pad I saw a video this morning on the. internet of how it was like uh it was in. the Hamptons or something maybe and it. was like how rich people [ __ ] with other. rich people and it was a dude and he's. yelling at the helicop and the guy's in. a helicopter and he's like near his p i. mean dude he's got to be 20 feet above. no [ __ ] above his pool and the wind is. blowing all his yard [ __ ] all his pool. like uh chairs and [ __ ] all over the.

place and the guy's pissed and then you. can tell that they're laughing about it. and then they [ __ ] off in the helicopter. so he's doing it just a [ __ ] [ __ ] with. this guy oh my God yeah it was bad ass. that was so funny dude it was like this. is this is how the the richest have. nothing to doers this is exactly how. they [ __ ] with each other is that legal. no [ __ ] no way how close are you. allowed to be to a person's house with a. helicopter I can't imagine you're. allowed to be anywhere near personal or. I mean you can kind of fly around in. those things it was very bizarre when.

restricted I don't know I don't know but. when I went up with Burr like we were. flying around you just go where you want. to go like we flew over downtown LA we. flew over these buildings you amazes how. many buildings have x's on the top where. they have a landing pad on the top now. how do you have to get now there's air. traffic obviously he's in communication. with can he can you land on one of those. very question I don't think so I think. it's private property sure but I think. that I don't know if you have to tell. everybody where you're going you know.

like if you're on a a plane you have a. direct flight path but they're kind of. Bill's kind of moving around like doing. whatever he wants to do and they're like. let's go over here okay we're going over. here let's go over to that thing and. then the the guy who he's with is like. his his co-pilot who's his instructor. yeah is a you know they're talking about. where to go set it down here and then. you're going to lift it up and so he. sets it down this hill it's such it's. such a comedian's machine of flight. though because it's like I'll just. wherever man we'll figure it out as we. go like it's just like you're improving.

the whole time in the areir like I guess. we'll go over the [ __ ] buildings. we'll go over there I did that once in a. uh single engine Cessna o yeah when I. was in college man I was so dumb my. buddy my buddy Mark was a pilot yeah he. used to take us up all the time and that. honestly I don't regret it but looking. back I'm lucky I'm alive we would just. go like we would fly to we flew to San. Diego we flew all over Denver he was. like you want to see the stadium I was. like [ __ ] yeah dude [ __ ] Stone flying. over the stadium he was sober he was.

sober but I was like it's funny that. that if you if you're in training you. can just take one of these [ __ ]. things up you can take one fly around. yeah you take one yeah you have to. register a flight uh flight P flight. plan and then you know he pays for Miles. while he's getting his permits and you. pay for gas and all that stuff yeah dude. we just took it we would take it to play. it was in we landed in Long Beach one. time at Long Beach little Regional. Airport. yeah dude it was we were it was very. stupid when I used to hang out with Phil. Hartman he had his own plane he had one. of those kind of planes a single took me.

up in his plane but he would he was so. like uh so disciplined in his like his. Aviation work like he had like in. between takes he would go over his. flight book he like reading he reading. all this cuz he had to take his flight. examination so he started doing it when. we first started news radio but like two. years later he's got a plane he's flying. around and so I'd go up I went up C of. them once in this little single engine. plane. like he's showing me like all these. areas in the valley and all different.

places to live yeah it's sketchy but. it's cool it's sketchy but it's pretty. badass the freedom that you get you just. alone up there floating around it's. pretty amazing it does have you seen. these guys that go up in paramotors [ __ ]. oh yeah the param their paramotors are. so badass so [ __ ] floating at 6,000 ft. that's so insane look at that guy by the. way this is another thing where you're. like you just go wherever the [ __ ] you. want to go now how do you stop from. getting hit by a plane uh well you're. only 5 or 6,000 ft up how many inair. collisions take.

place you know they used to happen more. often I think but they definitely still. happen they happen at those air shows. did you see that one recently the air. show in. Dallas it shook my core they're flying. those old ass planes too it just banked. so strange the way that other plane like. just banked you were like oh God like. immedi you knew almost I right. away yeah that's [ __ ] but it happens. I feel like I feel like this happens so. much that you're like why are we still. doing these air shows doesn't this every. year you're like you hear what happened.

at the air show and you're like yeah the. [ __ ] 15 kids heads got cut off. because they came too low I feel like. every year something wild happens unless. you're a Blue Angel you know what I mean. why are we still doing local [ __ ]. local air shows they always how many air. show accidents happen a all the time I. feel like every year someone's like o. yeah that was [ __ ] up what happened at. that one even like those Thunder bird. guys they crash sometimes I think they. have accidents but I don't know if they. crash crash but I do think there's they. they'll have accidents in the air but. those guys are like cream of the crop oh.

Tip Top Mark Smith who's one of the UFC. referees was a Thunderbird pilot I yeah. I had him on the podcast it's amazing. like you watch like the videos of those. guys flying around they're like right. next to each other's wings like I know. it [ __ ] me up when I see it you're. always like I would although all you. have to do is DK if it was you and me. you know I'd be [ __ ] around I go. you're like don't [ __ ] [ __ ] around oh my. god do you imagine someone accidentally. [ __ ] around you both die tip a wing.

wasn't that in Top Gun right [ __ ] a. bad accident 1982 the Thunderbirds yeah. all four died all four died yeah jeez I. don't I don't know it says that was the. last crash also so I don't know that. they're inred cuz they do those those. exhibitions all the. time they're badass dude it's I mean. just the I mean that kind of flying. imagine the kind of power and. maneuverability that a fighter jet has. to handle the G's too on those turns.

flipping like that constantly I'm. immediately throwing up I went up with. the Blue Angels once did you yeah yeah. we uh did this uh you had to drive all. the way down to like San Diego and then. you had to drive deep into the desert. it's pretty far in and uh they take you. up and an fa8 I think it was yeah it was. wild and you're not using um a uh uh a. git you're just you're doing something. called hooking where you hold on to the. the handle and as you hit heavier G's.

you have to go like. this you're literally forcing blood into. your head and you're feeling your. Consciousness closing in like an. elevator door with the G's we got to six. and a half G's before I I couldn't take. it anymore six is a lot it's a it was a. lot that's a lot but those guys can do. like 9 10 11 12 well sometimes sometimes. I actually like it in stone and watching. those gfor training videos just cuz the. faces they make are yeah dude it's yeah. at some point oh what's that it's like. that um oh Jamie uh grousing grousing.

there's a there's a sport in Britain. where people try to make the most [ __ ]. up face there's like an award for it I. swear to God I don't know I don't know. what it's called dud but there is a it's. like this is old British [ __ ] like you. know that like the cheese Hill you know. they roll that cheese down the hill that. Chas it it's kind of like that where. it's been around for like 300 [ __ ]. years hun yeah they're like we're still. doing it but it's like who can make the. most insanely grotesque absurd face and. they put a horse yeah this what is it.

called ging gning ging brother and it's. how long can you hold it like they guy. has a nail through his lip oh. yeah some of the greatest ging V yeah. gning like this guy they should they. should combine that with. darts but this is what the GeForce looks. like whenever I is the ging Champion. what you did when you didn't have movies. and tvu this is the ging God. yeah oh my God look at these people.

there's a contest the most [ __ ] up. face you can make. yeah. Christ okay it's an announcer or. something this is a big thing oh my God. look at this guy how ugly can you be. this is their competition a the Brits D. they're weird as [ __ ] when did you hear. about this I don't know something some. sent something to me recently World. professional ging they have she's a. comic that's Gina G Gasher I can't I. don't know her I can't say her last name.

she's a comedian and she's practicing it. with them yeah she's obvious she's doing. probably a travel show or some. [ __ ] World ladyes ging champion no. thanks so tell me about your new wife uh. well she's I met her ging ging champ. ging together we're ging someone who. doesn't know is like oh is that like a. an extreme sport it's like yeah yeah. look you know it's her passion so I. don't want to pull her away from it yeah. that's what people did before there were. books anything to it's when you stared.

at other humans and you're like that. guy's ugly as [ __ ] we should make him do. a thing to make us laugh cuz we're bored. how do you get attention in the in the. neighborhood yeah yeah it's the same. thing as like gesturing I imagine how. that started was like an ugly weird dude. did a thing and everyone laughed at him. and someone higher up was like you know. who would like this the king [ __ ]. King how many times the king murder the. jester every time every time that that. had have been part of the bit let's. Google that how many Jesters were.

murdered by King slain Jesters they have. it has to be like a very high number for. sure yeah at some point they're done. laughing yeah shut the [ __ ] up kill that. [ __ ] guy guy's like trying too hard. uh and you're drunk it's like my. favorite uh I think I've talked about it. on the show but uh Stan Stan Macho I. don't know how to pronounce his last. name his most famous painting is of. called the jester and it's one of my. [ __ ] favorites and Stan Stan macheo I.

think it is but this to me I want if I. could buy the original if I had enough. money I would show I would buy it. because it shows like how Comics feel. sometimes when you're done you know. sometimes when you're done off a stage. and you're [ __ ] burnt you're like. dude I've been given so much I'm tired I. did two shows tonight like you just kind. of have that moment of just. decompression right you're not thinking. you know like after we would do shows. together sometimes you and I would sit. in silence in the green room and just. not say anything just cat your breath. just catch your breath and chill out.

that's that Stan Mato uh painting look. up the jester I think it's called the. jester do you have any data on how many. gers were murdered I haven't found. anything yet just said no murder weren't. murdered no most of them weren't. murdered yeah that's I saying one of. them the most famous one I'm reading the. story about how and why he was killed. but how was he killed yeah what did they. do he like pushed his lock at te like. uh he he has a question to the king. about like what if someone tried to kill. me and he's like don't worry about that. if someone tries to kill you they'd be.

killed the noble would be beheaded in. more than no not more than 15 minutes he. responded why not 15 minutes. before his reply made sense but it was. not received welled at a later date he. pushed his luck Once More by physically. humiliating the King after telling some. joke that Jester slapped Francis W's. Royal behind a mid Roars of laughter. from all the Court's Nobles the Monarch. threatened to have him hang for this. unless he can come up with an apology. even more offensive than that act I'm so.

sorry your majesty but I didn't. recognize you I Mook you for the queen. oh two times his wit really was the. stuff of Legends but as you may recall. the only people fully off lemit from. Accord Chester's mockery were the queen. and her ladies in Waiting decided to. kill him despite the deal they made but. given that tribula was physically. disabled and probably had magical powers. Francis one decided that it would be. fair to at least let him choose his way.

of dying he did not want to annoy. tribula too much while killing him so. the jester chose he told the king good. sire for St n how do you say that nus. nuses and St penard sake patrons of. insanity I choose to die from old age oh. the joke completely broke through the. king's anger and tribula was again. allowed to live he ended up only being. exiled from the realm they just kicked. him out oh I couldn't find it even I'm. sure they were but like no number and I.

didn't get anything yet that also sounds. like a lot of anecdotal hor [ __ ] I. believe almost none of that but I like. all of it I liked it too I'd like to. believe there was a dude that was that. funny got his way out of getting killed. slapped the king's ass made fun of the. wife still lived that's Stam that's my. favorite so why why this is also so. powerful to me truly is if you can see. on the right there behind him in a more. clearer version of this the party is. still happening oh yeah and it's just. kind of like this is this is truly how I.

feel where you're like we just did the. gig I you did you yeah you just need to. just be quiet by yourself does he have. notes yes that's all his yeah that's all. of his performance notes 1862 I never. thought of jesters as having notes I. they had to they had to prep for [ __ ]. they must have but so that's St siick. yeah Jan. Jan Mato I don't know how to pronounce. it I'm stupid but imagine like how do. you Apprentice for a Jester yeah and.

that you work at someone's house for a. little while before they move you up to. a court I'm sure he's like hey man you. got to take my notes for my my bits and. he'll probably run bits you know like. those old Catskill Comics who just tell. old jokes right right right yeah and. they have somebody who's like uh mark. down uh sometimes when I uh put my eyes. out and I grab my dick they laugh so put. that down as a bit after thing and you. know there's a young kid who's like H. grab the dick and then the eye cross. cross eye on the right side that had to. been what these guys did because they. had to pick people in the you know these. guys are the original crowdwork Kings oh.

yeah they were this was crowd work at. its finest they'd pick people out at the. parties they'd go back they'd write some. notes about you know something they. could lay in because that's what that. was interesting I feel like I've heard. that before that they said you can't say. anything about the queen you can say. anything about anybody else the queen. and any of her crew you're not allowed. to say [ __ ] about but everyone else is. like oh [ __ ] them all [ __ ] everybody. like the king would be like you can the. most powerful man [ __ ] him so uh Kill. the Messenger from what I'm reading. comes from Jesters being killed in.

battlefields because they were uh they. the Masters made them carry the messages. to the other leaders great sometimes. they were killed gers were often. required to go to Battlefield with their. masters to carry messages between the. leaders of wearing Waring armies. demanding that a city surrender to a. besieging army or delivering the terms. for the release of hostages. unfortunately for Jesters the enemy did. sometimes Kill the Messenger as an act. of defiance especially if they regarded. the terms being offered as an insult and.

some used a catapult or a truche to hurl. the unfortunate messenger or his severed. head back into his own Camp as a graphic. illustration of what they thought of the. message dude can you imagine a trebuchet. [ __ ] a huge human catapult but just. you're chilling with your poyson your. old boy's head. comes yeah I told him to go tell him to. go [ __ ] themselves he said go [ __ ]. himself I guess they [ __ ] I guess they. [ __ ] him give me all you women and all.

your gold and we're good then a [ __ ]. head comes flying the windshield. sometimes that cruel and unusual. punishment [ __ ] that they would do from. years ago like some of it was like gr. grossly funny it's still gross but it's. like that's hilarious to be like cut his. head off throw it back at those guys. yeah and they would just load it up in a. catapult [ __ ] Huck it at your friends. the psychological aspect of a [ __ ]. head flying over the the wall of the. castle it's a deep cut you think anybody. laughed you think of the crew you think. one guy was like they're probably used. to it yeah they're probably used to.

people getting their heads chopped off I. mean back then people fought with swords. people died every day that someone you. knew someone was dying and probably in. the streets people are getting stabbed. left left and right cuz like life and. death was probably so cheap just it was. a common place where you're like ah yeah. he died big deal yeah he got cut up it. happens yeah they sliced his arms off. what are you going to do the Mongols. would light people on fire and then use. their bodies to light buildings on fire. with catapults I thought you going to. say for warmth did they ever light. people on just just a warm up they did.

probably did whatever they wanted to. like man I'm freezing burn burn Nick if. you could imagine horrific ways that. people died that one of the things they. did would they when they the way they. would kill Royals is they wouldn't kill. them like they would kill like regular. people so they would put them sometimes. they would stack them and then put. boards over the top of them and then eat. dinner on top of them and crushed them. to death shut up. yeah they used you as a table you were a. little side table you were the you were.

the thing under the table that's awful. they built like a whole structure over. you and then everybody would like lay. the tables out and all the food out and. then all the people would walk onto it. and then they just Crush you the visual. is funny I know it's terrible but it's. just funny it's [ __ ] dark [ __ ]. dark dude that's that's not that long. ago that people people did that to. people no it's not that long ago no but. the reasoning has changed so heavily. it's funny you know how technology they. say it's like it jumps like you know.

it's like the fastest moving thing we. have it's technology continually just. like over leaping itself think about. giving us a little bit of credit as a. society as people that we're pretty good. to a degree at times changing our ways. of like we can't do that [ __ ] for the. most part yeah we're trying I think it's. kind of definitely a lot better well. it's only going to get better this is. wild that you think. that not that long ago that [ __ ] would. happen but you're like it is nice we. don't do that anymore but now we kill. people with drones like you're in a.

wedding party in Yemen and you. hear you hear something headed your. way like what boom it's a gift from. someone yeah no yeah we're more uh the. Drone thing's wild further we're we're. getting further away from we don't want. to see it yeah we don't want to eat. lunch on your compressing body no but we. want to pay someone far way to do it to. you but we want to launch a a rocket out. of a flying robot it's nuts yeah it's. grit it's terrible but you know we're.

not pulling on your the CH the [ __ ]. the Chinese torture tactics were wild. though you read about those things like. they were they do like well I mean water. torture might be like the one that most. people know that might be like the I. think that's probably like. the uh easiest one do you know what I. mean I mean they took tactics from like. even stuff like four horsemen type of. [ __ ] pulling you in all separate. directions I mean people would watch you. get pulled apart apart and stand there. yeah like no big deal like it's you know.

what's this one these are torture. methods from forc to bid in a painful. position so your head would be in a. cage and then your foot would be on a. stool that's that's I mean that's nuts. yeah so they make you stay outside and. freezing cold overnight yeah so inside's. fine outside it's like -2 and your head. is stuck in the cage and if you wobble. enough stool Falls you fall sleep you. die you choke yourself out Jus. Christ um that's just that kind there's. hanging electroshocking Force feeding oh.

burning scalding yeah look at that that. one pouring hot water on you all day. long yeah F all day just burning water. in intermittently burning with water. what does that go up a little bit. burning hot iron bars yeah I was trying. to see some victims were tortured with. burning hot iron bars due to the bad. hygienic standards in Chinese prison. this lead leads to the wounds becoming. infected and they were good at it dude. the Chinese were good at [ __ ] with. you isolation that shit's crazy halfway. underwater Oh water dungeons yeah water.

dungeons yeah shit's nuts dude it's nuts. by the way the bottom one is just tough. for people like me prohib prohibition of. eye contact and speaking they're like. just don't let that idiot talk to you. he'll kill himself at some point stab. and cut wounds oh Ling Chi you know Ling. Chi you know what that is right no death. of a Thousand Cuts. they slowly cut you minuscule Cuts. thousands and thousands of times God red. pepper is blown into the victim's eyes. or nose make you not go to the bathroom.

oh wait do link bring up Ling Chi so I. make sure I'm not saying I'm not saying. the wrong thing but I think that's the. one your skin begins to like. uh just like fold off itself yeah Ling. lingy oh God slow. slicing yeah. oh my God that shit's insane most. terrifying punishment in history cut by. torture cut by cut torture method known. as Ling Chi may have been used for.

hundreds of years oh my God yeah the. tang tang Dynasty started that [ __ ]. baby so they tie you up beings are. capable of some horrific [ __ ] man. wretched and they got a kick out of this. [ __ ] like this was like F this was like. you know this is them being like I know. what we want to do with this guy not. kill him not just shoot him and get it. over with I mean it's just wild to me to. want to see it just sit and watch some. guy just slowly skin falls off his bones. this does say that many of the accounts.

of lingchi have been mythologized oh. really to fit a sensationalized western. narrative Savage practices the all right. so maybe it's what what they're saying. it's one case provided photographic. evidence okay well isn't one enough I. think so how many you [ __ ] need right. there that is insane that is not good no. what oh my God look at the dude's ribs. yeah I'm not showing that on the screen. no [ __ ] that don't show that God show. that and that guy's still alive he was. said to meditate daily upon the image. blow in particular never stop being. obsessed by this image of pain at the.

same time ecstatic and. intolerable oh my god look how horrible. that is dude have you seen have you seen. this made me think have you seen that. family in like Puerto Rico they like. exhumed their grandmother and walked her. around town. what it just was on the news I don't. know if it's Puerto Rico they exume. their grandmother and weekend it burned. s they did bro they puppet her around. town and people in the streets are they. it translated they said they're heard. saying let the dead rest put her back.

put her back but apparently like they. have the legal right to exume family. bodies something in the article was. saying how like how late after she died. I mean oh hold on what is it not true. not true that's not true well according. to Snopes this is uh me tell me is this. the thing you saw no that's not it nope. well then no no no I don't know what. it's a Spanish speaking country and I'm. foolish to not know what it was but if. they exume their. grandmother Ed around walked her around.

town yeah there's a there was a video in. the PO New York Post put it up of them. like speaking to her do New York Post. exum's grandma is it that where yes. right there that's it what the [ __ ] yeah. this this is real the [ __ ] drop dead. Gorge post hilarious grandmother buried. for 10 years still has a full head of. hair and enough bones to stand up with. little support buried for 10 years so. they pulled her out out of being in the. ground for 10 years 86 when she died 86.

in 2012 pull that up make Go full screen. with that that's insane look at that. they're they're like making sure her. dress is on people they say in the video. are heard saying like let the dead rest. put her back this is you know what are. you do this is so insane he's smiling. that is so insane so this lady's like. putting her dress on like go Grandma you. look lovely keep her decent he's wearing. a Toronto Blue Jay's hat though shout. out blue J crazy is that how crazy is. that that they thought that was a good. idea but if I'm not mistaken in the. article it says that they say this is. not illegal to exume your own blood go.

to the picture of it Jamie right below. it. oh isn't that nuts dude that's like. right out of the Walking Dead like if. you saw that you would assume that. that's not. real yeah the family was in complete. shock oh they were shocked that they. stayed she stayed together so long still. had skin covering parts of the bones so. they wanted to move her to another. Cemetery oh God Dominican Republic dude. look at the one down below look at that. photo that's what she looked like when.

they pulled her out before they put the. the dress on her oh my God that's so. creepy so creepy dude that's her alive. that's how you should remember go back. up again to that picture what the [ __ ]. dude also 10 years still full head of. hair shocking though I was blown I'm. like full head of hair 10 years ago what. would you think the hair would just rot. out of the head with for sure that's. what I thought yeah it looks like she's. mummified well maybe they did put her in. something put her in a movie well then.

there's the embalming right like what. does that do that stops you from. deteriorating the same way right did she. get embalmed is that why she's like that. or is that like a mummification process. that looks more mummified cuz isn't. embalming doesn't that like really that. preserves the [ __ ] out of you right well. I know from that HBO autopsy show they. would go dig up and bomb bodies and find. out there was like arsenic in them and. things that people had done to poison. the people and kill people oh like after. the fact yeah yeah they' like they'd.

solve some murders I knew a guy that was. doing a documentary about body. brokerage where you know your body parts. could be sold no I'm good baby you uh. your body parts could be. sold um postmortem yeah so you can make. a deal while you're alive I don't know I. don't know it was like after they were. dead like they would sell grandma and he. said the high percentage of these the. high percentage of what was going on you. know in this Marketplace was for.

reassignment surgery so it was like you. know it was either like skin for new. dicks or skin for vaginal reconstructive. surgery and [ __ ] like that really yeah. at the time yeah when he was doing it. when was. this seven seven or eight years ago the. body trade yeah it's a real thing well I. have heard about it being a real thing. in terms of organ donors yeah body. Brokers I think that was the name of his. old that that's yeah the name body parts. from American donors have been exported. to at least 45 countries and thousands. of Parts sent abroad annually demand is.

high in Nations where Customs limiting. limit selling or dissecting their own. dead right in the US though almost. anything goes yeah it was like uh yeah. he I I so I ran into him in um I'm. looking it up because I'm so. stupid uh I ran into him in an airp. report a long time ago is a guy named. Julian nitzburg. um I was looking up to see if I could. find the name of it still rocking no. case no case never no case dude we've. talked about this every time I come and.

never no case [ __ ] cases don't don't do. it get the Apple Care and just break. your phone [ __ ] it amazing you're going. to die one day who still no case too. yeah [ __ ] that fuckes rare no case what. are you gonna do man uh this guy Julian. nitzburg though I ran into him in an. airport he did a documentary that you'd. love called wild and wonderful Whites of. West Virginia I know that documentary. very well he did that my Julian I met. him I met him years ago through like um. through like dick house guys my name is. Bobby Sue I always thought they thought. me as a sexy one of the family I shot my.

I shot my dad the Kid shot his dad in. the [ __ ] face and he lived his dad. came to his house and he shot him. [ __ ] live but that guy Julian he was. doing a body broker thing and he was. like it's fascinating to where you can. find out like where your grandma's your. grandma's arm is going to be someone's. [ __ ] one day and he was I was like is. this all real he's like you'll see when. I'm done with a thing I don't know if. he's still working on it Grandma's arm. is going to be someone's [ __ ] yeah kind. of wild can they get to the point where. they make a [ __ ] that feels like a [ __ ].

to you I mean I felt a lot of [ __ ] in. my day and I don't if someone was. jerking off your arm it's even though. you feel your arm this kind of feels. like a dick a hairy dick right but it's. not that big a deal someone jerks off. your arm yeah doesn't do anything for. you like you can stop yeah cut it out. you know like imagine if they could make. a dick that feels the way a dick feels. not just looks like I've seen the ones. where they do their trans men and they. get like a big chunk of their leg. removed so there was enormous scar on.

their leg dick yeah yeah and then they. get a a monster hog why can't you take. old dead dick skin and make it new dick. skin is that not possible from a dead. person yeah why is that body came out. called body Brokers that's a scripted. film though it is but it's about a. similar thing where like a rehab found. out that it was really a fraud cover up. for a multi-billion dollar company that. takes whoa see look at this go back up. to the top it says nearly all the film. is based on Jon's real life experience. and what wasn't was based on other. people's shared experiences with patient.

brokering that's a little bit different. in south southern California without. naming who specifically swab and Rosen. confirmed that almost every part of the. film is based on one person's experience. [ __ ] wild bro that just came out. Jamie that say 2021 yeah this actually. though sounds like it's a slightly. different thing well when they do that. to Chinese political prisoners and they. you know like hey. Mr Wilson from Connecticut you need a. heart yeah we got you and you run a a. hedge fund yeah we we might be able to. get you to the top of the list to be all.

right what was your blood type. again we got them all man check it out. it's going to cost X Y or Z and then bam. yeah I wonder why can't they just take. old dickin and make it new dick skin. because you're right dick skin is is not. dick skin is different it's good. question how do you explain it how do. you make it feel like a dick that's. that's the thing to you yeah yeah I mean. could that be done could they like hyper. sensitize all the skin around that area. W like turn your right like turn this. into like stem cells just F stem cells.

yeah that's got to be right just program. it to become a dick where can they grow. a dick Jamie can they grow dicks uh well. all right so I'm fineing stuff here as. you ask me a question um Jamie always. gets in like I found a post that says. like what can human skin human products. are made from Human tissue mhm right and. it's things you might assume dental. implants corn [ __ ] twins yeah then. penis augmentation heart valves breast. reconstruction. uh I thought I saw a thing there was a.

manifest on a on a ship somewhere that. said that there was 6,000 lbs of human. tissue 6,000 lb of it was valued at. $67,000 but they didn't know what was. inside there wait what 67,000 this is a. they were smuggling it in I'm piecing. together stories of body brokering like. very re Loosely like this isn't it this. is bringing up the movie stuff but. um uh I don't even know how I got to. it maybe he's in here I've got a few.

links. up yeah this is a body the body trade. yeah I found it in this I guess whoa. 10,000 body parts from donors shipping. overseas oh here you go according to. manifest shipment found Bound for Europe. included 6,000 lb of human remains Val. to $67,000 they kept it in a 5°. Fahrenheit container. and it was like the body parts came from. a Portland business called medicure Inc. a so-called body broker medicure profits. by dissecting the bodies of altruistic.

donors and sending the parts to medical. training and research companies oh yeah. doing a good thing I guess what do you. want to do dude you want to be buried. you want to be you want to be cremated. what do you want when it's over it's a. good question I think the move is. Tibetan Sky funeral what's up do you. know the Tibetan Sky funeral no dude. that's the move what is that the move is. they take you they take your body no un. balming they cut you up and they bring.

you to the top of a mountain where they. chop they chop you up and feed you to. vultures while everybody watches why and. the vultures know that that's what. you're there for because they feed. people to these vultures all the. time and so the vultures just eat the. people why do you want that it's a. ritualistic tradition well at least my. body will be useful right goes back to. Nature I guess go to Tibetan Sky. funeral Joe so this is a Tibetan Sky. funeral so look at all these vultures.

just kind of chilling because they know. that people are bringing over bodies. let's look they're fighting over big. chunks that's like a chunk of a human so. they're chunk cutting chunks of hair and. meat and all these different pieces and. so uh I don't know how much they're. going to show in this here's one I skip. ahead to this 45 second video yeah so. this is a a human. body that they've left there I don't. know how much you can see I guess we. would assume it's human too we don't. know that it could be something else.

maybe could I think it's mostly people. those are people's bodies laying there. yeah it looks like it at least and they. they take them they take their clothes. off they chop them up and then the. vultures eat them and everybody watches. and this is how you want to this is it. for Joe this is Joe Rogan how would do. you want to do burn me up dude burn me. well because uh I don't want to take up. any more space I'm I already took up. enough space while I'm here look at you. well I mean it in the sense climate. change too many people no [ __ ] that not. because that well just cuz it's like.

what what do you you don't need me. around anymore I'm going to take up any. more [ __ ] uh my grandfather used to. say land is for the living he never he. was like [ __ ] cemeteries are [ __ ]. he's weird he's like lands for the. living you I don't need you don't need. that you're gone you did it [ __ ] off do. you think there's probably got to be a. lot of people that are eyeing that big. ass Cemetery in La going you know how. much this is worth brother the uh. Hollywood Forever Cemetery or yeah no no. no well that's one that's where they do. movies and stuff yeah what's the no. what's the one I'm thinking of uh the. one near the 4 I know it's huge it's.

huge and it's Prime real estate it's. it's beautiful is that a Veteran. Cemetery part of it there is a there is. a veteran part Hollywood for not I mean. um Forest Forest Lawn that's it yeah. part of it is and then the other part of. it is people just just just [ __ ] Mike. and. Jane what's that it's privately owned. that land's got to be worth billions. well there's multiple you know where. Michael Jackson's like he's above. Glendale right like there's Forest Lawn. has multiple loc or there multiple parts. to the cemetery but there's like a ton.

of famous people Bor uh buried in by the. Glendale Temple I think um you know who. was buried this is funny I don't know. even this popped into my brain my my. dad's old house was in a neighborhood in. Chicago and across the street from. literally from his house was a an old. cemetery and a bunch of old famous. gangsters were apparently buried there. like um right across from his house was. Jack Ruby whoa do you know who that guy. is he's the guy that shot Lee Harvey. Oswell yeah of course he was buried.

across the street from my my dad and I. was reading up about him because I was. like I want to know more about I think. his name was like Ruben Jack Rubenstein. or something like that but all about his. motives and then there was all these. conspiracy theories about even people. didn't even think he might not be the. one that killed Lee Harvey Oswell oh he. definitely killed Lee Harvey Oswell well. right they but then they said. that that he shot him right but then. then there was people said that that's. not what killed Lee Harvey Oswald well. that's definitely what killed him um but. he didn't die on the spot right no he.

didn't die on the spot but I mean he. shot him in the guts right he went right. but it was a 22 no right I don't think. so look up how Jack Ruby shot like a 38. yeah what did he use I don't believe he. used oh well that is bigger than I. thought that looks like a 38 to it's. pretty small it's not really though the. arm in the way or did he already shoot. him by then I think he I think he shot. him by yeah I mean I think it's like. right in there yeah you're probably. curling from the shot just Google what. kind of gun Jack Ruby used to kill Lee. Harvey Oswell but yeah that that that's.

that headstone was right across the. street from my dad's old house I mean. he's not obviously he moved away from. there but do you know Jack Ruby was. connected to MK Ultra what yeah how. Jolly West the head guy from the CIA. from NK Ultra yeah went to visit Lee. Harvey Oswald after he. shot uh um went to visit rather Jack. Ruby after he shot Lee Harvey Oswald and. after Jolly West left Jack Ruby was. insane he went and saying he was hiding. underneath his uh his bunk he was saying.

that they're burning the Jews alive and. millions are dying like he gave him Aid. oh yeah he dosed him up tripped him out. while he was inside after he had shot. Lee Harvey Oswalt and shortly after that. he died of cancer yeah cancer like. riddled his body I was reading about him. it like lit and it came like out of. nowhere they probably mhm game little. shut the [ __ ] up little [ __ ] the [ __ ]. shut the [ __ ] up shot a little shut the. [ __ ] up shot cuz they were like oh no. man he got cancer overnight like what it. was all over his body yeah but before he.

was okay totally they probably just. force fed him radiation something. radiation with his acid yeah but that MK. Ultra thing that there's a book on it. called chaos by Tom O'Neal it's an. amazing book he was Greg Fitz Simmons's. uh nextdoor neighbor for like 20 years. what and he'd been working on this one. book started off as a magazine article. and as he started researching the. magazine article it just got deeper and. deeper he found out more inconsistencies. and more things that were [ __ ] up and. then he eventually realized that Charles. Manson had been visited by Jolly West in.

prison and that they had experimented. with Charles Manson with crowd control. and mind control and cult control. methods and they provided him with LSD. most likely and most certainly got him. out of jail every time he got arrested. afterwards people would arrested Charles. Manson for all sorts of [ __ ] while he. was on Parole they should have put him. in jail for the rest of his life they. were like well he's uh he's above our. pay grade we're being told to let him go. so they would just let him go and then. he would go out and run these hippies. and have them murder people and this is.

at the time where they were trying to. infiltrate the hippie movement the same. way the F FBI tries to infiltrate these. [ __ ] wacky militias and get them to. go kidnap the governor of Michigan yeah. back then they would dose people up with. acid and get the hippies to go murder. people like this is a great way to crack. down on the anti-war movement great. great way to crack down on the hippies. get everybody terrified of this young. movement of these uh these flower. children and they're not so peaceful. after all matter of fact they're [ __ ]. murderers so they literally got a. murderer in prison got a crazy.

psychopath in prison in Charles Manson. taught him how to run a cult taught him. how to control people with LSD and then. supplied him with LSD and sent him out. in the world holy [ __ ] yes Tripp it's an. amazing book man the book's CRA cuz it's. very detailed as you can imagine Tom. worked on it for 20 [ __ ] years and. how many has he written outside of that. I don't think any that was the one I. think that's his big book that's the one. he's working on a second book he's had. so much data just from that one case.

that I think he's working on a second. book right now what's it called chaos. chaos yeah it's. wild it's it's really interesting stuff. man 38 38 yeah the most famous gun in. the world an original bullet shot from. the most famous gun of the world Jack. Ruby Colt Cobra 38 Special yeah see I. know my guns but look at it says 435 out. of 5,000 they so they shot bullets out. of it I think to sell some yeah they.

shot 5,000 bullets out of it to sell how. many dummies like I want that bullet. shot that son of a [ __ ] Lee Harvey. Oswald who definitely acted alone yeah. he was by himself give me that bullet I. want to shoot a gun shoot something that. is so funny they had a meeting about it. they're like should we just shoot. bullets out of that [ __ ] thing and. sell them someone's like yeah some dummy. I'll buy that [ __ ] why they only do. 5,000 they should do it every year keep. doing it keep doing itct runs out what. are you crazy the gun still works now. you know how the card game works that's. happened in the cards with the Ken. Griffey Jr card that's how that was like.

the most famous baseball card you could. buy for a while yeah and it turns out. like Upper Deck got caught printing. sheets and sheets and sheets of them and. selling them to the collectors and they. weren't numbered no they weren't it was. there's a documentary about this. actually that's like a scam and the card. it ruined the card industry for quite a. while and now only one company's allowed. to sell baseball cards and who is it TOS. Upper Deck I think tops got the contract. yeah yeah the same way I feel about golf. I feel about baseball cards like what.

are you wasting your time. [Music]. doing now that I understand at least. golf is a career there's a sport yeah. there something it's a legit sport like. some people you know they make a lot of. what do you think about the [ __ ] the. live golf thing love it D absolutely. love it why not tell me more here's the. reason. and I told you I before this I know a. guy that went over there uh and I and. here's the. thing some people love the preservation.

in the history of the PGA I get it. tradition a lot of things about the PGA. are [ __ ] and particularly the idea. that the PGA had a stronghold on them it. was kind of like it has like remnants of. like contracts from studios in the ' 50s. for actors where you're like we own your. [ __ ] ass your likeness your rights. your images when the golf offers golf. they can't use that footage they have to. license it from the PGA so if I'm out. playing and I want to be like hey man I. want to put up a post on Instagram about. this dope ass putt I hit or whatever.

this great you have to buy it you have. to buy your [ __ ] back from them [ __ ]. why if I'm a if I'm Zion Williamson in. the NBA and I [ __ ] yoke on some I put. my dick in their [ __ ] face and dunk. on them the NBA can't wait to give you. the footage they're like dude post that. [ __ ] cuz it's going to help their brand. PGA is old white guy [ __ ] and it's I. get it that it's Antiquated so some of. the younger guys were like [ __ ] this I. want more freedom and fun I want. something different some of them their.

careers are on the other side so they. might not be making so much more TN. money right so this is a great. alternative the problem people had was. like Dustin Johnson or you know guys. that are at the top and they're like why. are you pulling your game over there you. could do you think you you think you. can't win anymore in this which is part. of the controversy it's like oh do. what's the big controversy the big. controversy the Saudis yeah but but but. Saudi money has invested in tons of [ __ ].

look up uh look up look up Saudi look up. Saudi money LPGA look that. up uh the sa the investment of the. Saudis isn't like a new thing in. American Sports so it's this is people. are just mad because the PGA. particularly is mad because they look. they're looking something in the face. that's threatening them it's not going. to be bigger than the PGA but it's an. alternative that's fun people like it. it's not going to be bigger not going to. take it over but they don't but what.

people are concerned with is that people. are leaving and they're going to work. for someone who's been accused of some. horrific [ __ ] sure but who made your. jeans these are American jeans but you. know what I mean it's like most people. are made by origin but most people go oh. dude I don't like that it's like you're. made your [ __ ] shirt was made by a. Chinese there's a lot well your phone if. you're complaining about stuff you're. literally complaining on a device that. was made by slaves well that's my point. so I think that when somebody when you. start to get in the nitpicky stuff I'm. always.

like I understand the idea of like being. like an people are anti them playing for. Saudi money but you if you think you're. not involved in Saudi money at a high. Sports level I'm sorry but it's there. well the WWE fans are freaking out now. right why Jamie yeah yeah what's that. about came outc last night that the. Saudi Investment fund bought the WWE I. believe okay well what are you going to. do what happens now I don't know yeah I. don't this [ __ ] no what happens now. well there's no Divas there's there not. going to be any women look at that Vince.

McMahon WWE Talent done if company is. sold to Saudi. Arabia wrestling says it's not sold to. Saud according to them so this is what. was happening on Twitter last night. Twitter WWE Twitter World freaked out it. was like trending all night well go to. Snopes what does Snopes have to say oh. they had an answer oh they. is WWE being so research in progress oh. still going so yes so the answer is yes. and they just can't leak it yes no but. the money comes around if it's it's a.

substantial increase in money I think. here's the deal I understand. tradition but if these guys want an. alternative League to play in who who. [ __ ] let them go play I don't who. gives a [ __ ] I don't know why do you. need a monopoly of one League I mean you. look at the history that's not what the. problem is would would people have a. problem with is Jamal kogi Jamal kogi. who was a journalist for the Washington. Post who was dismembered at the Turkish. Embassy at the supposedly at the. instructions of the Saudi.

royals he was critic critical of them. yeah but I. mean I don't know man I don't know who. and I don't know who D who literally is. funding they could be just Saudi. businessmen that are funding live I. don't know this particulars but I don't. know that's what I'm saying is like. whatever if they want to go play in that. league and they're comfortable with it. let them go play I guess [ __ ] it what an. American perspective well let him go. play it's [ __ ] capitalism baby you. want to get that [ __ ] chick dude. that's the Trump perspective get that. [ __ ] cheick dude Trump told them it's. an amazing amazing organization they're.

doing great things doing great things go. get that money I think honestly here's. good what's really going to. happen they're going to go get that. money and then they're going to leave. then it's going to be over and it's. going to dissipate into nothing or not. if they have that kind of cheddar they. have enough cheddar they could literally. keep this going forever if they wanted. to and they wouldn't put a dentum no no. it's not that and you're right it's more. that what guys are going to be willing. to either stay there or continue to go. over there so the problem is the talent. right it's like anything else like but. they're having the events here correct I.

went to one so you don't have to stay. you don't have to go over there I don't. I don't think they only I I think they. only play one over there all all of them. are here like I went to one in Chicago. Rich Harvest Farms uh and yeah I mean I. you know look it's it's really. interesting to to see the internal. uproar which I immediately attribute to. golf is an old tradition sport so people. are really particular so they don't even. like that someone's entering the. conversation the the other perspective. obviously is the one that is the bigger. deal is people are people are think it's.

an immoral move unethical move if it was. instead some enormous hedge fund got. together and they put all their money. together and decided to fund their own. alternative golf agency golf tour just. as mad I think they would be just as. upset people would be the PGA does not. want competition they don't like that. guys are even thinking about going and. then I think personally they're. shoehorning in the Saudi stuff to go and. that's bad see they're more mad about. business interest they don't give a they. don't [ __ ] care about how much of a.

effect is it having on the top players. no I mean there my buddy my buddy's. doing a documentary that's coming out on. Netflix uh I think coming up soon in the. first quarter of the Year about um the. PGA and during it during the middle of. the filming half of the guys left and. went to live and he films both. perspectives so and it's supposed to be. really good it's just it's not changed. much what's the the highest level player. the highest the highest Lev level like a.

guy who's like a championship caliber. Phil Mickelson is one of the greatest of. all time arguably in a in a span of many. many golfers I'm not saying he's like. number one or I'm not saying I'm just. saying he is one of the best of all time. and he is the I think he's the biggest. money right wasn't he the biggest him or. D John yeah him or DJ got the most but. what kind of money we talking 150 mil. supposedly to just come over to play. before they won any extra money before. they got paid out who yeah but that's. also part of a contract no one knows the. details of these contracts well they're.

private right they don't have to. disclose didn't they lose all their. sponsors once they went over there. though a lot of them a lot of them lost. some of their sponsors but uh I don't. know if you need them anymore after 150. mil clears right yeah I think I think. like what kind of sponsors are we. talking about CDW you know like business. investment firms golf is sponsored. heavily by like you know TD amera trade. and [ __ ] that a lot of that [ __ ] which. makes sense because all those guys the. guys who like golf yeah that's who likes. golf businessmen old businessmen they.

love to do business meetings on the golf. course good to see you Phil I bet if. you're like a businessman you probably. have to play golf some circles it's an. advantage I don't know if in the new era. I you know might you know our age is. there what's going on now in the Youth. of business I don't [ __ ] know what. 22- year olds have to do to like get. through in the corporate world but I. imagine uh it's still a part of it to a. degree you know it's an inner circle. that you're going to get leverage from. some way or it's like going to a good. school it's like dude I went to Arizona.

state did I have any connections I made. zero [ __ ] friends I made a lot of. [ __ ] friends but none of them could. help me business-wise it's not like. going to Yale no yeah you go to you go. to an accredited University someone's. daddy as a somebody and so that's a big. advantage in going to a good schol you. meet that guy and you might want up. working for his firm he might a [ __ ]. job yeah you want a job does your does. your kid want a it's like that [ __ ] but. Billy's a good kid really good kid and. he's top of his class I'll give him a. couple hundred grand a year out of. school we'll let him [ __ ] off for two. years then we'll figure it out show them.

how to do. Coke we'll give him a bump but so I. think like at the end of the day. whatever people whatever those guys want. to do I just want to watch golf so I. don't give a [ __ ] I'm defin the PJ is. still going to be the number one because. it has you know the Masters it has. tournaments where you're it's it's just. now is this the the general attitude of. most people most people are just letting. it go they don't care or people are. outraged most guys my age I think Jamie. might be in a similar boat where you're. like I don't [ __ ] give a [ __ ] but my.

dad's generation is like [ __ ] ridic. you you don't that you don't supporting. the [ __ ] Saudis and you go over there. and you're abandoning the ship that like. you sailed in on you know the PGA built. you and it Formed you it would be like. if the UFC had a big competitive had a. had a competitive thing come forward. with way more money which I don't know. if that's happened I'm ignorant you. could tell me if it has but it hasn't. but if it that that's kind of the same. thing where people there some guys who. get really good deals that they wouldn't. get in the UFC so what happens is um if.

there's Talent that's available that's. Top Flight Talent uh Bellator has. options you know that's an option and a. a lot of guys will go to Bellator. because Bellator will pay them more but. it's like when you get to the world. championship like the Conor McGregor. khabib n MCM medov level I think they. make more money than UFC right I think. cuz they have pay-per-view excuse me. pay-per-view you don't see pay-per-view. with Bellator I think they've done a. couple pay-per-views I don't think. they've been that successful whereas UFC.

does a pay-per-view every month right. every month is an enormous pay-per-view. there's world championship fights where. you get the best of the best and. everybody knows who they are it's like. Q-tips NFL NBA like that's MMA at the. the highest level right like you can get. caught in swabs at CVS that aren't made. by Q-tip you you're asking for Q-tips. where's the Q-tips where's Kleenex yeah. where's the kleenex and that I mean. that's not even the best example right. because the Q-tips that you know CVS. that aren't Q-tips the cotton swabs are.

probably just as good it's not that. [ __ ] hard to have a little stick and. little cotton on the end of it but it's. the name to get Elite world class. fighters to compete in the biggest. organization to hold that UFC belt you. know and have Bruce Buffer say and. no you know and they put that [ __ ]. strap on you whoa that's the the cream. of the crop when it comes to Combat. Sports well that's what it is in the PGA. it's like they hold tradition they're. they've got it by the balls so no one. will there's no uh it's not accredited.

you know live is for fun it's for money. and fun and I think they're trying to. appeal to like a a new Young Market I. think they need to do that [ __ ] with the. crowd that well the Liv is Liv has live. music they have like who has that that. one with the crowd what that's a. different thing that's the PGA that's. the PGA yeah this has got to be the this. is like the one time they kind of let. this chaos go it's cuz it's in Phoenix. Waste Management runs it listen it's a. great move no it's a it's well you. should show him a picture of what the. 16th hole looks like without those.

stands it what what they build is. mindblowing the course outside of that. looks nothing like that they build this. huge structure that structure they put. in temporarily yeah that's gone most of. the time it's not there that's what it. looks like that enormous structure they. built temporarily yes and they keep it. or they take it down just for the. tournament they take it down the moment. the tournament's closed that course goes. back to what it looked look at the 16th. without it oh my God that's insane or 17. is it how many people are in there I.

mean dude that's got to be I don't know. thousands 5 thousands more it looks like. more if that was a show that we were. doing together we'd be like bro just. without grand stand right without grand. stand that looks like 30 40,000 to me. man look at that's what it looks like. Joe without it wow oh it's nothing as a. time lapse how many uh people were there. Google the uh what's the the amount the. audience size that you're allowed to.

walk in and out of that area it's not. like you need a seat yeah you don't stay. you can go anywhere on the course the. whole day right but how many people get. seated by those that that structure they. put in place how many seats are. available take a guess I'm saying 40. Grand I would say 20K yeah it's like. 15,000 15 or 20K is my it seems more. than that man does there's a lot of. boxes too they sell those boxes it's a. 16 to they sell those boxes cuz people. now know how fun it is right but what's. the actual number I don't know that.

we'll know it it changes year to year. because they add more people it's yeah. but they have okay let's go the. 2021 Waste Management. Open crowd size yeah that's yeah okay. there's got to be a way to find it right. 100% I mean they'll give you they'll. give you an estimate of something. they'll give you like usually how many. people show up brag about it 20,000. 20,000 but that's like the whole event. that's not sitting in yeah but I would. argue half of them are there yeah that's. probably 10 10 grand maybe but what a.

great idea to get it exciting cuz that. was so much more exciting than a normal. golf when they interview pro golfers. this is only 5,000 5,000 fans per day. that was 2021 this is when the pandemic. was happening a little the grand stands. are non-existent uh pro golfers say that. that's the most nervous they are because. people are it's people talk [ __ ] they're. yelling it's dude it's most times you. know they get this as a guy that holds. up a thing to shut the [ __ ] up there. there's no rules you just can't that and. you know what's so funny when somebody.

does get a hole in one like that they. all throw beer like you can he's got. pictures of it where they'll throw beer. on there but they don't get kicked out. or anything it's like the one time. you're allowed to throw beer okay so it. doesn't look as big as I thought now. there not that many now that I'm seeing. it now on the green that that is that. last year uh I don't know the exact year. there's a lot of pressure that's 2017. [ __ ] up and whack someone in the head. with a ball too look at the new one the. new one's [ __ ] huge the one from last. year was massive but if you go down. they're building the one here now that. doesn't even it's not for 90 days.

they're already starting to build Jamie. that's that's from last year that's way. bigger than it was they're building one. here what they have a tournament here in. Austin and they're I just drove by it. the other day they're already starting. to build the stands on like it's 123 14. it's a similar area like this it's not. it's definitely not quite as loud or. anything like that but they're building. now it's not it's in the end of March I. think is when they're. here it's fun I like that idea man it's. a great idea you want to go to this you. and I can go when is it it's in a couple. it's in like three weeks weekend yeah.

let's go you want to go to Phoenix and. go have [ __ ] fun I might want to go. to that when I was in I might want to. when I was at ASU we used to go to this. and if you're a student you get cheap. tickets and we would go there and party. our [ __ ] F I mean it's basically like. you know it's a it's a nobody's there to. watch golf everyone's there to have a. good time it's like to conduct you to. yeah yeah every's do they gamble oh [ __ ]. yeah so people gamble on the matches so. on that particular hole what's really. fun is people will gamble on like. closest to the pin you know but you're. doing it with buddies like they'll go.

the next four that's up right there's. Philly heit 12 which was awesome this is. before he went over to live years years. this a long time. ago that is [ __ ] crazy and this only. happens at the Waste Management Open. wow I don't understand why they don't do. it more it doesn't make any sense to me. as a new person who's gotten into this. like why every single event doesn't have.

one hole like this I that's the move. right don't I'll go back to what I said. dude it's like old white guy [ __ ]. okay so and Liv not like this is a. selling point they get to wear shorts. are you working for Liv yeah I work for. live it says wear shorts everyone's got. to wear pants it it's a middle of. [ __ ] summer sometimes and they have. to wear pants live lets them wear shorts. which that's like an old that's my point. right why does the PJ give a [ __ ] why do. they give a [ __ ] because it's tradition. they want they like they because that's. why you get that stupid jacket when you.

win that's tradition well that's that is. a very cool jacket I will take that. [ __ ] Jack how much would you want one. of those would you buy that normally. would you normally buy a Green Jacket. you can't buy that no but I mean why. would you want a green jacket because. nobody buys Green. [Laughter]. Jackets that's it as I wear a green. t-shirt yeah yeah [ __ ] it no but it's uh. at the end of the day those guys I in my. opinion will be uh what do you think. don't you think they'll come back from. live I think it'll be a shortlived fun. [ __ ] money grab and it'll be done it.

would be really cool I mean every League. that we've watched now was probably now. a conglomeration of what they were the. NFL was AFC NFC two different. conferences they came together to do. something we something we were just. talking about recent oh there's a pickle. ball league starting that was two. different leagues that are joining up to. make a new pickle ball league that's. completely different than this but. yes it seems like it will be a benefit. in the long run I don't know how it can. hurt I wonder if someone's thinking. about doing that with MMA like a a. bigger company that has tons more money. Capital you'd have to have so much more.

money well Saudi contract because the. UFC they purchased the UFC for $4. billion I think it's worth 10 now I. think it's valued at 10 now and you know. they picked it up and right when they. picked it up the pandemic hit and Dana. White kept the fights rolling so the. fights were rolling on while there was. nothing else else going on in the World. of Sports and they were playing them at. the Apex so they fought at the the UFC. had their own Arena they put together a. covid bubble everybody got tested you. got tested before you got on your flight. you got tested when you got there you.

got tested the day of the event they. tested the [ __ ] out of everybody and no. audience and they had world championship. fights with no audience and an octagon. that's 40% smaller than the regular. octagon why because it's smaller for the. building they decided to make a a. smaller they always had a smaller. octagon like we when we used to do fight. at the Palms we used to do like uh fight. nights or when they used to do like the. finals of um The Ultimate Fighter they. would have them at the Palms and they'd. have them in a small cage and then they.

decided they kind of like the small cage. cuz the Palms was a small place where we. would do it at when we did fight see if. you find fights at the Palms I saw. kickboxing at the Palms I saw Glory. there I saw a bunch of [ __ ] at the Palms. The Palms was a great spot and they used. to um they used to have com like Cat. Williams performed there they had comedy. there too it was this amazing little. Arena at the Palms yeah yeah yeah it was. real intimate there which you go to see. fights I mean I want to say there's just. a few thousand people there that's a. cool looking room yeah so that's the.

Pearl at the Palms and the way that's. set up that's different than the way the. UFC was set up the way the UFC was set. up was like that in the. center and that's a tinier that's tinier. than normal yes it's a small that's a. small octagon that's a 40% smaller. octagon in the Apex I think it's the. same size as the the one they use at the. Palm I'm not exactly sure but a lot of. Fighters do not like it guys who move. around lot a lot like uh sugar Shan Ali. does not want to be at the Apex he wants.

to move around I love you Joe Rogan I've. seen that that somebody with a that. collab of him just going I love you Joe. Rogan I love him I love you too buddy. makes me laugh yeah know he's [ __ ]. awesome to watch yeah I interviewed him. when he had a broken foot when he was on. his back he he broke his foot what's. that foot there's a really bad foot. break and he was out for Liz Frank he. was out for two years he snapped the. bone in the middle of his foot it's. called Liz Frank it's called the Liz. Frank U it's not like a name it's all. it's like all l i s f r a n c oh let's.

wrong uh this on the screen Joe this is. the arena that they're showing that uh. this new indoor golf thing is going to. happen next year whoa it's going to be. at night an arena type thing where. everyone's yelling [ __ ] yeah you hit. into back here like you hit into the Sim. like me and Andrew were doing back in. the other room so is this the PGA as. well this is going to this is I don't. think it's the PGA all I've heard is. it's Tiger Woods and Roy maroy I've put. this together pga's is the logo on it. it's not called PGA it's called tgl or. it's also been unannounced fully they've.

they've just uh hinted at what's going. to happen here or how it's going to work. we don't really know it's like eight. players are going to show up what are. what are those numbers 466 yards what. does that mean that's how long the whole. far he hit yeah that's how far he could. drive how far he has left probably oh. right so it say say yeah it says number. one he's 462 yards for the hole so like. they'll be in the back and they'll hit. their first one or two Two Shots into. that giant screen and then come and. finish on the green and it probably. change a little bit now is Tiger back. with his leg. injury this allows him to compete I mean. yeah but he's not going to you know.

we've seen we've seen the best we ever. we're going to see from him and I think. you know how [ __ ] up is his leg I mean. it's bad you can tell when he swings it. looks different I mean his son is the. one to look for have you seen yeah I. have seen his son his son looks. incredible let me see what it looks like. when he swings now show like Tiger. Wood's Drive yeah there's got to be I. bet you there's a video of him before. and after I mean he just had to change. everything because his his he's and you. can tell when he walks he's in [ __ ]. pain like you can just tell he's just in. pain and that poor guy he's had like.

addictions to pain pills in the past. yeah [ __ ] yeah so is this him here yeah. this was the most recent this is yeah. the thing they did. match that looks pretty [ __ ] good. yeah he's good no he's still he still. got it without a doubt was pretty. [ __ ] good he's still Tiger Woods that. still looks [ __ ] amazing he can't. walk he just can't is what I mean so. like really so he can do that cuz he can. just deal with the pain he does yeah and. then when he. walks was it like when he walks well. part of that traditional thing he's. saying he gets to ride in a cart for.

this and part of the thing that he's. about to tell you is a big beef with the. PGA is you have to have a medical. exemption under wild circumstances like. this to be able to have a cart doing a. real event you have to walk miles you. must walk yeah right that's kind of. crazy too that you have to walk but does. it is it fair that he has a medical. exemption did they let all these other. guys do it as well because he does it. well this is just during this is not a. real tournament this is like a for fun. Capital One sponsors this it goes to. charity something you know what I mean. like right they got their Under Armour.

logos but in in play like in a. tournament play of a real PJ match he. they can't have carts no okay so even. him he could so every all the players. are saying tiger please come play with. us ask for this exemption they will. probably give it to you and he's like. nope who's he talking to on the phone uh. they have Charles Barkley and the people. on the he's talking to us I hate to say. it but I'm going to admit it he's prob. talking [ __ ] to him that he finally did. it a couple few weeks ago and uh he uh I. spun one he tomahawked one and got me so.

which uh he hasn't beat me yet this is. another thing go with that they have. mics on so you can hear the golfers. talking to their caddies and stuff and. the PJ doesn't really allow that either. Trev I hate to say it but I'm going to. admit it that's pretty cool pretty neat. yeah a few weeks ago it's a good Insight. that you don't get but like he looks. good golfing and he's been pretty. competitive when he's gotten what does. it look like when he walks he's walking. well show him with his match with his. son that they just did um okay do they. show him walking around yeah hard and.

they keep commenting that he's in pain. and you can tell Dude I mean he's a. tough [ __ ] this dude is tough as. [ __ ] he's just going through you can. tell he's just walking through the pain. but you could tell when he'll hobble. he'll kind of like make a face and. that's a couple of years ago this injury. right two years ago right when the car. crash was yeah here's him walking at the. British Open last year this is is a long. walk I mean he we see him limping oh. sorry [ __ ] you can see him limping. here this is after a full round yeah you. see how his right leg kind of bows. in I mean he look see right there mhm I.

mean he just it's you can tell that he's. kind of he's bowing he's B he's like. putting all his weight on one. hip not bad yes it's we're really. pulling Harris here but I just trust him. he's like I can't do it it's like well. well see that's what I'm saying we say. not bad you know the truth right you. know pro athletes right tough they just. tough he's like [ __ ] it I'm just going. to do it I don't care and this is also. like a historical thing this the 15 15th. British Open he made a big effort just. to get to be able to do this so he.

probably worked for months just people. can tolerate pain man an incredible. levels you know when I had David Goggins. on David Goggins explained the operation. that he had to get done on his knee yeah. because he has no cartilage in his knees. it's bone on bone he run like a thousand. doctor said I can't believe you can walk. in this knee yeah I I I never mind run. thousands of miles and it's just pure. will just pure will and the overcoming.

of pain and because there's just bone on. bone the bone was all distorted and. [ __ ] overgrowth and [ __ ] to try to. deal with all this inflammation so then. they had to cut his bone and slide it. down to make an even flat joint that's. nuts still even then he's just bone on. bone he's still running still running. dude's nuts that's great I mean that's. [ __ ] run running the Bigfoot 240 what. is that 238 miles no thanks yeah he ran.

with the Moab that's what he ran the. Moab 240 yeah that I think the Bigfoot's. 200 do you run no yeah no I hurt my knee. a couple of times and uh I've been over. the last like uh say seven or eight. months I don't even kick the bag anymore. I've been dealing with I had an M MCL. tear um and uh I rehabbed it and I got. stem cell shot into it but my dumbass. kept going back to working out with like.

throwing kicks and every time I would go. to Muay Thai and every time I'd hit the. pads I'd never hit them light I'd start. hitting them light and then I'd want to. wh I want to feel that [ __ ] whack. it's just too much fun it's it's too. much fun to be able to do that to be. able to really kick hard is so so fun. it's so fun well it looks fun it's fun. but see I would look like what what what. you look like swinging a golf club I. look like King kicking a [ __ ] bag but. you could learn it it's you know it's.

but it's a thing that when you get it to. the level where I can do it it's so. unusual to to to be able to generate. that kind of power so when I step up to. a heavy bag it's just my automatic. instinct is just to [ __ ] dig my toes. in I just want to [ __ ] torque my body. and swing my hips in and tighten up my. abs. and it's exciting no more though I I can. still do it I just have to wait a little. while it's much much much better my knee.

doesn't give me any pain anymore uh this. hunting season in the mountains no pain. at all I've been doing this knees over. toes Rehabilitation you ever heard of. that guy knees over toes guys on. Instagram no he's an expert in uh re. well he's a a fitness trainer and he. figured he had a bunch of injuries. himself from playing basketball and to. the point where they were saying like. look you're too fragile your knees keep. [ __ ] up you're you're never going to. be able to play right and so he figured. out ways to strengthen and rehabilitate. his knees and he developed this knees.

over toes program it's a scalable. program you start off with just like. walking backwards and pulling a light. sled backwards and doing certain things. till you get to the point where you can. you can have strength in a full range of. motion with your knees doing like oh D I. have seen this guy I've seen him yeah. that's [ __ ] insane and if you can get. to that and he it's it's not like a. trick he has a v like look walking. backward on a treadmill doing tibia.

raises and it's all to strengthen the. muscles around the knee and the. stabilizing muscles of the knee which. most people are very weak in you know. people have like strong quads but they. don't have the the the exercises in. their repertoire that develops all the. muscles around the knee and this guy's. developed this whole program it's really. amazing so I do all his stuff I do a lot. of stuff on a slant board I do uh squats. like air squats and then weighted squats. on a slant board and I have this uh.

thing that I use for my legs uh from a. place called I think it's called Animal. House fit Fitness and it's called a. monkey foot and it clamps onto a barbell. you strap it onto your shoe and it. clamps onto a barbell so you or a. dumbbell rather so you could pick up. dumbbells with your foot so you could do. knee raises and curs and leg exensions. and really streng all the muscles around. your knee and around you know your hip. flexors because like lifting leg lifting. with your legs this way like a reverse.

squat is another an excellent way to. develop speed and power so this is this. company uh Animal House Fitness and. they' they sent me these These are. [ __ ] amazing I I bring these on the. road with me I'll bring one of those. things because if I go to a small gym I. can still get a really good leg workout. and that that's one thing that I do that. really works well with the those hip. muscles and stabilizing muscles but. there's another thing you do where you. take a cable pulling machine and you. attach the straps to your insteps and.

then you pull with your your uh your. feet forward towards your chest so like. a reverse squat yeah so instead of like. lifting weights by pushing up off the. ground you're pulling it towards you. phenomenal for your abs it's like one of. the best ab workouts think about knee. raises but think about knee raises times. 10 so you know I'm doing this with 100. lounds for 10 reps and it really builds. the strength in your ab muscles and your.

hip flexors and you tie it into your. shoes like this see you pull that thing. down you cinch it up and then you back. up and then you're just using the. muscles see but it looks like he's doing. at the just the regular ones at the gym. mhm yeah that's what I use I use a. regular pulley machine at the gym with. those straps so I do it with the monkey. feet but I also do it with. that so you're developing muscles and. it's phenomenal for kicking too because. the hip flexors and all these muscles at.

the top of the the thighs like those. don't they don't get worked out with. weights very often so you really develop. those by H hitting a bag which is the. best way to develop like technique but. you can develop additional Power by. doing that you ever want to kick anybody. anymore sure of course why don't you. kick somebody if I could kick like you. I'd love to kick them yeah but then they. kick you back I don't think anybody I. don't think you're worried about anybody. kicking you back I'm worried about. people kicking people like me yeah but. there's not a lot of you but if but I. was going to fight someone I'd fight. someone like me and then they would kick. me the way I'd want to kick them no.

thanks no thanks dude no thanks that's. the rule of life [ __ ] that yeah he's. going to kick me like I kick him [ __ ]. that [ __ ] that yeah and there's also. guys break their legs kicking people you. know someone checks it and you catch. your shin the wrong way it snaps in half. let's say let's say there's a a guy. that's your size your size. guy all circumstances are gone as far as. who you are and in the world of Fame and. getting in trouble and this guy wants to. I don't want to hurt anybody I know but.

let's just say a guy wants to fight you. and you can because of the bubble that. we're in in my mental mind there's no. trouble that's going to happen are you. going to punch this guy first or kick. him first what's your first shot you it. would completely depend upon the. circumstances completely depend upon how. much room you have to move around in how. much danger you in whether or not you. could just grab him he walks in here if. I grab I'd rather grab somebody if I. grab someone I can contain them to like. and get them to the ground yeah yeah. 100% all right well let's just say it's. just punch or kick what you doing.

first it depends on the circumstances. depends on how far the person is from. you Jamie's laughing depends on. everything I know I knew you were GNA. give just give me a [ __ ] depends on. everything give me an ape answer give me. a give me a monkey brain answer well if. you have to get something done very. quickly yeah a punch to the face is a. very quick thing okay so you're punch. the movement from standing talking to. someone to punching them in the face is. a fraction of a second bam if you have a. good clean straight punch and you know.

how to throw it fast yeah that's a a I. mean if you know that you have to hit. somebody and you want to hit them before. they hit you that's a good way to go. okay I just wanted to know what your. instinct was if you had to do it it's a. punch always if you're fast yeah I just. you know speed thing I guess it's really. I just want to see you kick somebody I. don't want to see me kick somebody I do. I did it for a long time and it's. there's a weird Bittersweet thing about. knocking someone unconscious doesn't. doesn't feel that good you think it.

feels great it feels very weird it feels. very and it feels like that could have. easily been you right and and I watched. a lot of my friends get knocked out too. I saw a lot of friends get knocked out. where they kind of weren't the same. again they they really never recovered I. saw some people get really badly knocked. out and they were always a little. [ __ ] weird afterwards there were. always like something's wrong with them. it does yeah it does it does uh oh what. is this one this is me and Jamie this. guy on the left tells this guy like you. want to lose your kneecap oh no it's not. a good idea to say that I think did he.

kick him in the knees uh no D gets. knocked out after threatening break. man's. kneecap well that was that I guess. that's the end of that so what did he. say I'm going to break your [ __ ]. kneecap you want to lose your [ __ ]. kneecap oh that guy knows how to fight. yeah cuz he opens with a left hook watch. how he goes what so fast the way he left. hooks him that's a guy that knows how to. fight 100% he's done that to people. before in probably in. competition that's that's a like he.

opens with a left hook who opens with a. left hook but I gotta be honest with you. not like I'm criticizing look at how he. kind of like it's almost like he's are. you talking to me yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah he like leans into him a little bit. he's like I'm G to [ __ ] hit you he. didn't have to do that no he did not. have to do it but he works at Nasa I. just saw on his shirt there he's a NASA. guy well he astronaut no more rockets. for him yeah that's it for you well the. problem with that is people die they. fall and they hit their head and they. die guy he's fighting on a parking lot. you fall you bang your head off a curb. that's it you don't want that I know I.

get that I remember I got kicked in the. face in college in a fight did you oh. guy kicked you in the face well on the. side of I should say yeah oh that's. scary me and a couple of buddies we got. the. [ __ ] dude remember they know [ __ ] my. buddies know [ __ ] Colin TR they. remember uh bunch of drunk Bros. apartment complex Scottdale or well by. school it was by ASU a car a guy was.

driving drunk and backed out of a spot. almost hit a girl my buddy was trying to. be a hero protect the girl no and all. these guys came out and at first I was. like we don't have to fight these guys. do we have to fight these guys and then. they started fighting and I was like I. don't want to fight these there was so. many more of these guys I was like this. is not fun we're going to get [ __ ] up. and you know of course your friends are. like to be a [ __ ] and you're like I'm I. want to be a [ __ ] I want to go home and. I got kicked in the [ __ ] it was it. wasn't fair it was like seven we were. three of us or what four of us maybe at.

the most oh boy yeah it hurt being on. the ground hurt dangerous yeah I hated. it just [ __ ] sucked I watched the. World Star Hip-Hop once where this guy. got knocked out and then everybody ran. by and kicked him in the head while he. was unconscious that I don't like that. stuff it was so scary yucky because it. was like as this guy kept getting kicked. in the head I was like that's closer to. death that's closer to death easily. could have died might be dead I don't. even know if the guy lived yeah that's. the only thing about when you would let. me come see UFC you know because. admittedly I don't know enough about I'm.

not I'm not filled in I love watching it. and I love that you bring me but I was. always like man when I saw somebody get. worked I was like oh my God I'm watching. part of his life leave himh like. watching a couple of years go by well if. you're watching a guy like khabib nurov. just smash some guy get on top of him. and smash him you're you're watching. with each subsequent elbow which with. each punch which you're closer to death. you can you're not going to answer this. how much longer do you think you'll. you'll announce UFC that's a good.

question I don't know I thought about it. because I always be a fan I always watch. it and I do enjoy commenting but it is. kind of weird that I still do it it's. it's a weird gig do you love it still I. love it love it when the fights are. going on and I got my [ __ ] suit on in. there and I'm sitting there and I'm all. excited I'm filled up with Monster. energy drinks I'm fired up I will say as. your friend it's so funny like being. friends with you and watching what. people don't know or don't get the feel. is when we when we go to like the thing. together and like you getting excited.

and getting ready your energy is much. different than when you and I are going. to do a show oh yeah it's totally. different well it's just like it's it's. cool to see because your process is. totally different but it's just you're a. different you than when you and I are. traveling and doing a show same kind of. intensity that you're bringing to stand. up just a it's a different Vector of the. cly certainly different than that I. never try to be funny I'm not trying to. be funny at all like but remember when. Dennis Miller did Monday Night Football. yeah he tried to do a bunch of onliners.

people like get that [ __ ] guy out of. here yeah dude it's bad there's a time. and a place for jokes you know this I've. had some funny moments where some [ __ ]. happened and I I crack a joke about. something but it's it's rare and it's. always just it can't be like there was. one time this guy dropped a bag of ice. in the middle of the Octagon on this. guy's head like and the The Ice fell. everywhere and they didn't they've. panicked and they just ran out of there. they and I'm like yelling out clean it. up get back in there what are you doing.

it's kind of like a famous clip because. it was so ridiculous CU these guys like. had tried. to the ice the ice spell that's a. [ __ ] clip so it's in the middle of. this fight in Sydney Australia problem. someone spilled ice in the Octagon. that's a big problem that's a lot of ice. so it's Melvin Gard look at all that ice. our guys are working it this is a. disaster oh no this good look at that. they knocked the bucket over this the. priestes what are you freaks doing.

everybody's booing now there's even more. pressure oh now they're sweeping it out. that's good put it on the side and watch. ariani fall on her head you know what. this is Joe Rogan doing play-by-play of. ice SP inside the Octagon there still. too much get the back get back in there. you're not done this all over the floor. what are these guys those guys bailed. just 100 pieces of ice still in the. floor and this guys just scrambled out. because of the pressure we need a. Zamboni oh let's take a look look let's. take a look at it watch it here's the.

bag they get it on top of H's torus is. back and watch the sucker open up oh no. oh what a disaster there's ice. everywhere there those cornermen someone. needs to kick fight. hone so that was a rare time where I'm. [ __ ] you joking around but it's like. just me and my boy Mike Goldberg. watching this [ __ ] disaster take. place I have to make fun of it well what. do you what else could you have done I. can't do anything yeah you can't you. can't you can't go back it's and it did.

not to [ __ ] tease those poor dudes. but that guy you could tell inside was. like [ __ ] you're [ __ ] it up D you're. [ __ ] it up you tell he was fumbling. he like you knew he kept [ __ ] it up. his mind so much pressure so much. pressure full T-Mobile Arena or wherever. the [ __ ] it was full packed house at the. MGM I'm but most of the time what I'm. doing I'm just I'm trying to just do my. best to explain what's happening and to. give life to it you know it it's yeah. I'm I'm interested to see as your buddy. how what's the next uh what's your next.

you know moving here was a big thing the. club is a big thing you know what's your. next thing nothing n there's something. do stand up do this [ __ ] lie. something's coming nothing what are you. talking about I think you I think you're. a guy who forever will want to be. building something or growing something. or making something or changing. something so I think I think whether you. know it or not you're going to keep this. was unexpected you weren't supposed to. come to Austin it wasn't like a thing. you said 30 years ago like then I got to.

get La I'm going a this happen I think. there are things because of who you are. shit's going to continue to happen and. things will continue to change and. you'll build and grow and open up. something else and change something else. I know it you're not a sit still guy. [ __ ] that you I'm not sitting still I'm. just doing what I like to do I found. what I like to do those things by way of. I do think other things will organically. happen and change and you know maybe. yeah I'm saying it [ __ ] that what about. you the move to New York move to New. York is going to be big you know this is.

a it's a weird beginning of the year I. you know I put the special out on. Netflix I have a movie that comes out in. like a day that I have a couple of PE. Parts in another movie that's what's the. movie It's called house party they. remade house party oh my God yeah yeah. I'm the white show the [ __ ] show the. poster I'm the white there are no I am. the white they it's like was it fun I. had a good time but I'm barely I'm. barely in it but they put me on the. poster because I'm the goofy white. neighbor and you know you look like this.

it's like a see a CO did you get to see. any of the filming look at me dude oh. look at. you wow yeah it's out on Friday so who. put this together well I mean uh a kid. and play look at that kid play kid. doesn't kid do standup still that I. don't know I I think he does I have no. idea he started doing standup remember. he did a few movies and then he was. doing standup like back in the day or. now like in the 90s yeah I don't think I. don't know if he's still doing it now is. find out if he's still doing standup he.

might be still doing standup he might. just be hitting the road but LeBron's. production company put it on um yeah I. mean I got asked to do it and they were. like will you play this fun neighbor. that harasses these two young black kids. and I was like you better believe. it so what do you want me to play my dad. yeah like no so I just I just so you did. that you got another movie coming out an. indie movie that's a small little baby. thing and then the Dave the third season. of that show comes out in March and then. my Netflix special so it's like the. beginning of the year has a lot of. happening and I'm like that's why I'm.

like I want to see what happens go to. New York and have a little change and. see what what makes of it I like it mix. it up got to change it up man mix it up. change maybe I'll move here maybe you. move here maybe once the club opens up. I'm going to try to lure you I was going. to say we'll see when that club's open. it'll change everything also try to draw. you in then I got some competition down. here with Jamie now that he's [ __ ]. got his old track there well at least in. the driving but I don't think Jamie can. compete with you in the rest of got lot. work to go I'll I'll help you out a.

little bit we we'll we'll uh we'll put. some puzzle pieces together just some. simple bets yeah just some tiny stuff. couple hundred grand I yeah we were. talking about before you know Jordan. bets like 100 Grand a ho what Charles. Barkley just did an interview where he. was saying how like him and he doesn't. do that like him and Jordan bet for a. couple hundred bucks but Jordan what was. it he it's printed out somewhere in an. article that he said the most he saw I. think was 100 G's or 200 G's a hole or. something like that I don't even. remember what it was yeah you don't want. to [ __ ] play Jordan even if you're. good even if you're good it's $180,000 a.

game right if you're doing 18 holes it. depends on if you're doing skins or like. if you carry over some people don't do. carryover right like if you push a hole. some people push the hole but I imagine. he carries over so yeah I guess you yeah. well he the problem with that is he's a. billionaire too much that's what Charles. was saying he like doesn't matter to him. it doesn't he doesn't think about it. what's 100 Grand to Michael Jordan. that's exactly what Charles said how on. the radio but I think it's it's Jeremy. ronick that's telling this story oh yeah. yeah yeah the hockey player this is a.

crazy story it's two minutes long I. think it's worth playing right now okay. um uh back in back in the 90s when the. when the Bulls were on fire um this. was like end of the season for us end of. the season for them I get a call from. Michael meet meet me at Sunset Ridge. early we going to go play play 18 holes. I we didn't have a game we had actually. had a day off so I meet him at Sunset. Ridge big old Greg kungle who's one of. the best best people in golf here in. Chicago I got to mention Greg uh at. Sunset Ridge so we went we we played.

around beat him for a couple thousand. and I'm getting ready to leave now Bulls. are playing that night they play. Cleveland that night so I'm I'm thinking. he's leaving it's 10 o'clock he's like. no let's go play again so he goes and we. we fill up a bag full of ice and pours. light and we walk again we we roll. around another 18 I take him for another. couple and uh yeah and now we've been. drinking all afternoon now he's getting. going from Sunset Ridge to the stadium. to play a game and I'm like and I'm like. M I'm like messing around I'm like I'm.

gonna call my bookie and I'm I'm all the. money you that you just lost to me I'm. putting on Cleveland tonight he goes. I'll tell you what he goes he goes you. I'll I'll bet you that we win by 20. points and I have more than 40 I'm like. done. son of a gun goes out scores 52 and they. win by 26 or something after 18 holes of. golf and 36 36 Golf and and having like. maybe 10 Bud Lights the man the man.

Michael Jordan to me is probably the. best athlete that I've ever seen that. I've ever been around and watched play. and you know the way he presented. himself and played the game and I mean. just amazing what year was that wow that. would have been 90. 2 92 so early super super human so crazy. wow 10 beers I'm so tired playing one. round with like three beers in a shot 10. beers 36 holes and then he scores 52.

points super human not the only time he. did that too not the only time he did it. before the finals he played John. Stockton there's stories of him trying. to beat down opponents playing golf. there's rumors there's tons of there's. tons of different like rumor stories. about he could [ __ ] go out all night. drink hang out have fun wake up you know. at [ __ ] 5 6 in the morning work out. go play a game and score just as many as. he would if he wasn't [ __ ] blacked. out the night before didn't affect him. wow superum [ __ ] dude that guy was a.

super it's just he was he he's one of. those guys where I'm sure all of the. lore is real where you're like every. story where someone's like really it's. like I I bet I bet you isn't it amazing. that even amongst the most hyper. competitive Elite athletes there's one. one that just stands out oh dude he yeah. just stands out as the freak of all. freaks yeah dude isn't I love that. there's things like that I love that. there's people I love the people that. defy all the logic yeah you know like I.

love even though people hate Floyd. Mayweather I love Floyd Mayweather he's. so ENT I love the fact this guy is. almost 50 years old and he's still like. taking pictures with all his watches. when I go on a trip for 10 days I bring. 10 watches love it if I go on a trip for. 20 days I'll bring 10 more. watches if it's a 30-day trip I'll bring. out the biggest of the big and he pulls. out like this [ __ ] million dollar. watch is covered in diamonds it's. [ __ ] insane but he was on a thing uh.

I there was like an interview where they. were like how much is that watch worth. and he's like $500,000 and they were. like what and he's like I don't I don't. know if that what it was but then he's. like I made 5 million today and they're. like really he's like today just now I. think I made $5 million like he's such a. like an. Entertainer it it doesn't even matter. what's true true or not it's it's also. what he can do look at all that but it's. also what he can do as an athlete yeah I. mean the fact that the guy is still. making millions and millions of dollars. fighting people who have no business.

fighting them including Logan Paul yeah. he fights a guy that's 200 pounds a. young big brutish athlete he's a big. fella yeah I mean he's 200 plus and I. would say 220 he's a big kid I mean I. don't know what he had a weight at I. don't know what the deal was but Floyd. never fought more than 154 in his life. he's not a big guy he never fought. middleweight or light heavyweight. certainly didn't find a heavyweight yeah. and Logan was huge when you see the two. of them in the in the ring together.

you're like oh my God this is crazy 190. basically 189 and a half Floyd weighed. 155 and Logan weighed 190 I tell you I. stood next to that kid I I went and did. his show and why does it say 1891. I don't know 189 it must be 189 I think. the way that they got the one they just. missed four yeah 189 and a half which is. he probably had to dry himself out to to. make that way he's bigger than that yeah. when I stood next to him he's a big kid.

yeah like he's big the fact that Floyd. obviously he's not nearly as skilled as. Floyd Mayweather it's a different the. fact that Floyd Mayweather's said [ __ ]. it I'll fight that big dude you ever see. when Shaq fought Oscar De La Hoya look. at the size difference the size. difference is [ __ ] insane saying but. that's Floyd I mean and I don't know how. much money he made from that but I think. he still owes Logan Paul money like yeah. there some sort of a. lawsuit I don't know if it's a dispute I. don't know who's right so but there is.

some sort of a lawsuit where you know he. claims that he still ow millions of. dollars I like the word dispute yeah I. don't know what's going on you know with. with promotions and stuff like that is. like is it based on pay-per-view points. where you promised a certain amount you. didn't get it did they not sell as many. pay-per-views as they thought they were. I don't you know I don't know how that. all works this I want to just tell you. this that because you said that reminded. me my childhood best friend told me a. story one time he was on the train in. Chicago and this guy this guy sees a guy. he you know he recognizes from across.

the train he's like yo what the [ __ ] is. up and he's they're yelling across. people goes what the [ __ ] is up with you. and he's like not the man and they're. chatting across the train my my buddy. said he was like standing in between. them and they're you know yelling over. people and then one guy goes hey man. how's whatever his name you know how's. Marco and they other guy goes he's dead. and he goes damn what happened to him. and the other guy goes it was a dispute. and he was like a word. okay like the most generic like a dis it.

was a dispute like and he understood it. he was like uhhuh that's a good way to. handle that ask no more questions it was. a dispute that's a funny way that you. would only talk in a crowded room and. you're yelling over people he's not. going to give any more information he. was like it was a dispute yeah he no. longer is with us it's interesting they. didn't go towards each other no dude. they that they're on a crowded ass train. they just were [ __ ] yelling at each. other I think it's I I just think like. uh that City culture that I do love that. I'm missing that's why I want to go.

somewhere else I like the [ __ ] buzz. and the I like being. annoyed I like Schultz does too I like. being annoyed Schultz told me that when. he went to Miami he was worried he was. going to get soft it's boring they had. too much fun down there it's just boring. it's it's almost like there is no it's. like is that to me too now it's like. uh yeah there's not enough humming I. want more hum I want more of a hum I. just want to feel the hum of of people. and [ __ ] and be pissed off and you. going to hop around and go from Club to. Club do like five sets a night like well.

I think you know look the seller's been. really good to me and so I definitely. will go over there for sure the stand I. I've popped in a few times I you know I. don't I'm not I'm not filled in enough. about where I need to be going so I'll. figure it out but the seller's always. really been really good to me that's. exciting yeah man I'm excited I like it. I like the idea me too needs a buddy too. yeah he does he needs friends he needs a. sensible friend he can't just talk to. his [ __ ] dog all day he makes out. with his dog you ever see that yeah I. don't like that [ __ ] gross I've had. conversations I don't this is he does it.

in front of you he does it on the air he. did it on during the podcast weird white. people [ __ ] letting your dog lick your. mouth I don't like that [ __ ] that he. encourages it I'll hug my dog I love my. dog doesn't lick dog gives me kisses but. they're on my face yeah not in my mouth. he opens his mouth like a psycho and. lets it lick the roof of his mouth and. he thinks it's funny and I kind of want. him to get really. sick this dog's going to be eating [ __ ]. in. park some bacteria oh from from the park. in his mouth I read about a lady who had.

to get her arm amputated cuz her dog. licked her and she got madly. infected yeah why are you don't but. don't let it lick your an open orifice. that I think last time I did the podcast. which was a while ago we watched that. woman who Let the Wolves lick her mouth. do you remember that. yeah that [ __ ] crazy woman she would. like open her mouth and wolves would. like Wild you know she let those woles. [ __ ] her H yeah dude hell yeah woman has. her hands and legs amputated after dog. licks her the symptoms are so rapid in.

progression there was nothing they could. do family says except except tell her to. stop letting dogs lick her [ __ ] mouth. that's what you could do that let's this. is a p mouth they didn't cut her head. off I think it was her arms yeah but how. does it infect you I don't know just. saliva it's got to get in yeah it has to. be something toxic [ __ ] in the dog. saliva just on her skin that's all it. was well think about what if a dog goes. out and dogs can eat all kinds of stuff. I know but this sounds like one of those. stories where she doesn't want to tell. everyone the.

truth where where they're like story man. they're like Mary what where did she. lick she's like just just just on my arm. like just on your arm really how many. women throughout history have put peanut. butter on their [ __ ] I think it's I. think an endless amount and we'll never. know never know they'll never admit it. it feels amazing. if you had a [ __ ] and a dog was licking. it probably feels amazing I love you. know probably feels so muscular and big. the tongue is enormous slop slop. especially you got like a rot.

Wilder woo they probably oh my God the. dog doesn't know anything's wrong you. know it's no one no victims someone at. Peta right now is there's no victim. losing their mind dog likes peanut. butter you like getting your [ __ ]. licked what the [ __ ] the bra what are. you going to do what are you going to do. about. that Andrew Santino I think we did more. than three hours we did I think where we. at yes 320 well 320 I love you Joe Rogan. love you too buddy and uh cheeseburger.

it's available right now on Netflix it's. [ __ ] hilarious your new [ __ ] is. hilarious too the new [ __ ] you did last. night very funny thanks for having me I. really appreci I love you to death I. love you man all right bye everybody bye. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].