Joe Rogan Experience #187 - Daniele Bolelli

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powerful Danielle is in the house what. is this experience Train by day Jo Rogan. podcast by night all. [Music]. day Brian you're like a 12-year-old. DJ that's like the kind of like sound. effects I would be really into if I was. a DJ and I was 12 yeah or it sounds like. a Sports Broadcast you know like this. week on NBC Sports we got yeah a lot of.

those Sports guys are hard to handle. yeah they're intense yeah there's a. special breed of guys that like [ __ ] on. athletes you know you know there's like. some of them that are just sports. broadcasters but some of those dudes. like they do them and then they're like. he's a bum he's always been a bomb he'll. never get off the bench and you're like. whoa like you're talking about like a. professional athlete there son you. better settle the [ __ ] down man you. getting a little crazy with your insults. there yeah you fat guy in front of a. microphone how dare you you know I don't. like that insult [ __ ] right Danielle.

blei my friend step in the ring or shut. up exactly so brother you are um a. scholar of religious history right I. mean you are essentially why not yeah I. mean that's the best way to describe you. you're actually a professor on it Y how. do you think that it is that we live in. 2012 and we have the this the incredible.

depth of religion it's still controlling. Our Lives how is it possible that. something that seems so like it's it. seems so if you're rationally looking at. it you would go okay maybe there's some. truth behind any of this maybe maybe. maybe there's some truth behind the. origins of the creation of the universe. but clearly this [ __ ] has been written. by people and we're going to base our. lives on this this is [ __ ]. bananas and people when they say B Our. Lives most people say they do but then.

of course when it's convenient when it's. not it's like let's conveniently forget. a couple of passages like there's um but. I mean btom but aren't those the safest. ones the the ones that stick to the code. those are the most danger the ones that. want to throw rocks at you when you're. dancing you know a Christian girl that. [ __ ] around every now and then you know. what I mean that's like way better than. someone who completely sticks to the. code yeah no but I mean some of the. things are because they boil down to. Eternal type of questions that no one.

has an answer to you know and so the. fact is unless you know people always. say oh screw religion in that case we go. for science and reason and we need to be. rational and don't get me wrong I mean. reason is a great tool but if it doesn't. give you answers to the things that. scare the hell out of people right. people are going to want some answers. whether they're [ __ ] answers or not. doesn't matter it's like give me some. answers because otherwise it's too dumn. scary is is religion then a tool to. allow people to psychologically adapt to. the next stage of Evolution like like.

something like a placeholder yeah I mean. I think it's it's what people need to. deal with the fact that they can't deal. with uncertainty is it possible at all. that any of it is based on reality I. mean know that so it sounds ridiculous. but so does the universe itself like the. universe itself is pretty ridiculous the. Big Bang is pretty ridiculous no I don't. claim to know [ __ ] so who knows what's. up there I I don't believe or disbelieve. anything you know my attitude is there's. what I have experienced and there's. everything else what I've experienced I.

kind of know and else who the hell knows. you know I mean it piss me off when. people assume that stuff that they. themselves hasn't haven't experienced. they read it somewhere that's the. ultimate truth and everybody need to. believe that it's like what the hell why. how nuts would it be if you died and you. really were at a gate in the clouds how. psychedelic would that be if you really. did have a dude St Peter who's like the. FBI who's just been following your. license you're a baby and he's like.

going over day why'd you do this and. why'd you do that like [ __ ] really. would really wearing a yellow dress oh. sh moment can you imagine mean does that. really stand for something though I mean. I wonder if that ideal that this ideal. of of you know having to uh live like a. Karma free life and having to like have. done only good things only be pure and. then you get to a a moment I mean is. that what they're are they envisioning a.

moment of ultimate Enlightenment when. you're I mean what is the idea of you. know of of the heaven like where is it. coming from is it coming from the need. for the next level like where the the. the possibility what would be the best. possible scenario the best possible. scenario is all loved ones would be in. the clouds forever and ever but really. how [ __ ] long would that last before. you are bored as [ __ ] could you imagine. if that's Heaven you're just hanging out. in the clouds you can't drive anywhere. you can't go to the movies you're just.

everybody's up together in heaven what. the [ __ ] is that that's ridiculous no. flashlight yeah we we all have wings now. so we just fly around up here you know. what do we do after a while you get. bored where you getting your food you're. in the clouds you know you eating. [ __ ] cloudfish what are you doing. where are you getting your food this is. ridiculous we don't need food anymore oh. my God what is there to live for that. would be my question are there. flashlights in heaven can you [ __ ]. Heaven how about that how about that. question you know can you [ __ ] in heaven.

if there was Heaven would you be lowed. what if it was just like a smokier place. the whole thing was just smokier you. know like you're like you're just in a. lot of smoke you know all the time so. like you can have full relationships you. get girls pregnant you can still get a. driver's license but everything's just. like really Smokey yeah that sounds that. makes sense BR what the [ __ ] are you. talking because you're in heaven it's. all cloudy it's like super clouds so. it's like real life but Seattle like. maybe it's Seattle maybe heaven in. Seattle exactly.

that would suck could you [ __ ]. imagine Vegas Vegas versus Seattle I'm. definitely going to Vegas oh. wow Vegas isn't hell Vegas is some sort. of purgatory no that's definitely hell. you kiding me that's like in their logo. state motto that it's. hell it's vas High we're hell exactly I. think it is well you know what there's. something about the human behavior man. when you get him in that frying pan that. frying pan that is lost Las Vegas you.

know I hate it now I just don't even. want to go there I just went two days. ago and Jesus just the drive there I was. like [ __ ] I forgot how bad it is yeah. but it's fun too man it it is it's the. best place to go see fights it's like no. other place you know what it's like it's. going to the best club like a bar one. night and then you're hanging out there. for a couple days yeah it's it's a weird. town I like Vegas there's a lot of. things I like about there's plenty of. cool people in Vegas you know it's just. the the reality is when you get people.

and you just let them go free like that. you give them 24-hour you know free rain. go drink and you just wind up doing. ridiculous [ __ ] that's what funny. thought because you see these people. that are going all wild doing all this. crazy [ __ ] and you know that they are. the ones who are at 9:00 a.m. I work s. Tha and you're like yeah this is the. carnival for the slave you know is the I. know it must be a [ __ ] grind to try. to go back to work after a weekend of. that but people who Liv there man they.

must get a extraordinary view of. humanity you know they have like they. would be like great psychologists people. live in Vegas they probably understand a. lot about people you know if you like. work at a casino say if you're like some. dude you could be like a a guy who's. like a real crafty dude who lives in. Vegas could really describe Humanity in. a very unusual level probably no just. see them at their row estate yeah well. just the idea that you would get people. and allow them to drink through all. hourss of the night they can drink.

whenever they want like nobody ever. tells you to stop drinking it's so. ridiculous they just drinks are there. you need a drink you're like what you. can still drink this is crazy it's just. that alone is nuts you know we're just. no no one's used to that [ __ ] so that's. a that's a weird thing alcohol removes. inhibition and then you have so it's. like just that alone is what makes Vegas. [ __ ] completely insane I mean you. wanted Freedom here you go you got it. let's see how it goes this time was the. first time that actually was anywhere.

other than on the STP I was like who. there are actually people leaving here. this is weird I thought he was just an. adult Disneyland or something I love it. though I love the fact that there's a. place like that there I love the fact. there's a place where people can gam I. don't even gamble but I love that you. could just go gamble at three o00 in the. morning I don't do it but if I was into. it I would love the fact that I could. just do that you know I just I hate the. fact that you can't you know you have to. go somewhere for something like that you. know that we we rest restrict that sort. of behavior else that speaking of.

religion is one of the thing that piss. me off the most cuz I mean people being. religious I have nothing against it if. it if it helps you being nicer to your. neighbors or whatever good for you the. stuff that piss me off to no end is when. they want to impose their own morality. on you and so the victimless crimes law. you know no gambling no prostitution no. drugs no but is there a positive message. in trying to control some vices I mean. is there. is there anything you could say as far.

as like social engineering like man if. you wanted to have a really safe. environment maybe would you make. prostitution illegal would you make. drugs illegal would you try to suppress. it or would you do do you think that the. safer thing would be to just. decriminalize it and let people figure. it out for themselves yeah I mean have a. minimum of Regulation kind of like the. way they have the Bro yeah exactly where. you have some safety standard so it's. good for everybody involved you limit. the damage that people can do to.

themselves and to others and other than. that hey it's your choice you do what. you want with your life yeah it's a. weird thing man isn't it it's a weird. thing just the idea that you can control. what other people do but only to a. certain extent like we don't say that we. can control porn yet although there was. a thing about n genrich and Mitt Romney. and I guess Rick Santorum all of them. are going to go after porn was that who. it was yep was that it was at least two. of those characters we're going to go. after porn I think was gingr and.

Santorum I don't think Romney well not. that he makes much difference cuz those. guys are you know different Shades of. Gray but they're so bizarre man it's so. weird the fact that anyone on Earth. could vote for sarum scare the [ __ ] out. of me a lot of people are voting for him. they love this guy what what do you. think they're connecting to I mean as a. person who like I mean he's obviously. the message quite a bit of it is that is. religious yeah big time I mean that kind. of stuff it boils down to to somebody.

who give you the image of what you would. want to have where we promote all the. good guys will be rewarded all the bad. guys will be punished we stand for. Morality we squash anything else and the. thing that makes some of these people. feel good is we'll squash everyone else. who doesn't agree with living life the. way we do so we can po impose our happy. Dogma on everyone else CU that. ultimately is the kind of [ __ ] that he. stands for and it's uh people like it I. mean it's not just religion if you look.

even outside of religion people voted. for Hitler you know it's not wasn't just. purely taking power people like Nazism. people like the hardcore form of. Communism people like they like. certainties they like somebody who at. least puts up a strong face and it's. like I'll stand for all these values. I'll clean up you know all that [ __ ] and. simplify life and that's scary to me. yeah it's really scary yeah big. time cuz uh I mean it's it's not real. it's based on. it's based on numbers yeah and well I.

mean he must have a belief he must have. a belief I mean there's no way he could. be talking this much if he doesn't have. a belief but anybody who believes. something that they can't really prove. and believes it to a point where you. know they're willing to base their lives. on it like that. and and you want to just run the biggest. nuclear Arsenal in the world really look. what look what you're banking on yeah. look look what look what corner you're. in you're in the corner of fire and. brimstone for real you're in the corner.

of gays shouldn't be allowed to get. married and uh what what are you doing. in 2012 why why do you give a [ __ ] about. what gay guys are doing you weirdo what. kind of weirdo gives a [ __ ] about what. some gay guys are doing like oh we have. to stop that birth control is bad yeah. birth control is bad it's [ __ ] crazy. it's like he's he's like pulling us back. in the 1960 yeah but I mean he's birth. control is awesome you can loads in. chicks and they don't get pregnant you.

stupid. [ __ ] you [ __ ] dummy you [ __ ] dummy. have you ever tried the female uh condom. on a girl e is that like a a dental dam. yeah it's like a dental dam but but like. you could just come as much as you want. in her like it's amazing but the you. have to change it cuz it's like a vagina. diaper because it gets really full oh my. God so that image you just gave us is. the best bir control ever nobody want. vagina diaper that just killed my wood. son seriously yeah who's going to be.

excited you like my vagina diaper it is. guys will still [ __ ] you if you have a. vagina diaper we don't care we can get. over that real quick you know for a. woman that would be a that would be a. probably that would be a deal breaker. you know you pull off a diaper bunch of. goobers in a bag well if a girl like had. a diaper on she had [ __ ] all over it and. she was really hot and you had a a bunch. of napkins and you know some hot towels. and what You' clean her ass and then. [ __ ] her [ __ ] yeah yeah it wouldn't even. bother you really hardly like a little. baby like whatever just just got to deal. with it wipe her ass clean baby with big.

tips yeah I mean but for a girl if a guy. had like [ __ ] smeared over his balls and. dick and his pubic ass she be like. that's it it's over women don't want it. nearly as much as we do I agree we'll. clean [ __ ] we will clean your shitty. ass for real right that's an awesome. conversation I'm glad we started it it's. true I don't know. why we're we're freaker we're freakier. right is that in the Bible yep do you. think that the Bible was initially.

created just to try to keep people in. line you think it was created like look. and these are some stories this is some. lessons that we've learned and then it. just kind of like got out of control. like I think it goes both ways there's. some sometimes you use it as a tool to. control people's behavior if you feel. that they are too [ __ ] up but also. it's an internal thing I think it's not. just I know this is [ __ ] but I'm. going to feed it to them just so I keep. the crazies in line I also think that. some of the people themselves Who start. some of the things feel it need it they.

desperately need it to the point where. they will they are going to be the first. one to stick their own lives on it and. that's I guess the Santorum thing you. know you want to live that way I mean I. think you're nuts but whatever it's your. life you should be free to do whatever. you want when you want to impose it on. everyone else that's when you piss me. off that's when it gets scary yeah well. just bizarre to me anybody who really. absolutely believe something that much. it's bizarre to me man like why do you. believe it what where are you seeing. this you really believe that book is. that what's going on man this that.

sounds that seems crazy that you're. banking it all in one book there's a lot. of books man don't read a lot of [ __ ]. has been written you know and the Really. the [ __ ] that's the weirdest is the. oldest you you can't that's nonsense we. need like a new Behavior standard guide. for humans that's what we need instead. of a Bible just a behavior standard. guide so we can all get through this. world like these these are the rules. that we agree to instead of bestowed. upon us by a higher power yeah you. definitely shouldn't do most of the [ __ ].

the Bible says tells you not to do don't. be killing anybody don't [ __ ] your. neighbor's wife all that stuff that's. all good yeah you really should that's. these are good but we need some more of. those and we need like a comprehensive. guide just based on what we all know to. be right we all know I think this is the. best time ever to do something like that. because even though people are. complaining that times are tough and. unemployment is bad and and it certainly. is the economy is in a terrible position. but still better than any time in human.

history there's really been no better. time as far as like safety as far as. like the access to get food and. medicine this if if there's ever a time. for us to get our [ __ ] together like on. paper now is it like together as like a. group of humans instead of instead of. bound by some crazy words that were. written first in ancient Hebrew first of. all they were they were told as an oral. tradition for What A Thousand Years. first right there yeah it's not for 700.

years that God can you imagine what the. [ __ ] happens to a story when you tell it. for hundreds of years before somebody. figures out how to write things no. that's whoa that's disturbing to say the. least that's nuts that what do you think. about those Dead Sea Scrolls do you know. much about that yeah I mean it's one of. those things there's what are the. official scriptures of every religion. are one tiny part of what used to be out. there and then people I mean you got to. the cases of Christianity where. literally they get to vote on which.

books are sacred and come from God and. which ones are not I mean can you. believe that it's like somebody sit. around the table it's like today right. now we pull out some book and go okay. what do you think Brian is these gods or. not okay next let's try the other one. how about this one like it's really that. arbitrary I mean kind of really that's. amazing how many were books were like. left out are those available who knows. because a lot of the stuff got burned. are the Indie books. this is the Indie Bible a lot of this.

was because it wasn't like oh we decide. this is God stuff and so the other stuff. well read it if you want to no it's like. we have to burn it because it must be. the devils and so it must be terrible. and horrible and we need to squash any. possible other alternative and so let's. burn them all wow so when something else. pops up that shows a different side to. it that wasn't made part of the official. Cannon then it makes everybody feel like. what the hell is going on like is so we. can base our life on this or can we or I. mean most people are going to ignore it.

anyway because otherwise in mes with. their categories but that's that's. basically the. attitude what a weird time yeah I mean. think about like the concept of Faith. the stuff that's at the basics of uh. Judaism Christianity Islam think about. like the story that they all rever they. all think is a great idea you know God. shows up tells Abraham I really think. you should kill your son and they is. like well I mean I don't want to kill my. son but you know if it's God speaking. why in that case sorry boy come on you.

know let's go he's about to kill him and. then God sends an angel saying no no no. wait just kidding just testing your fate. you know just checking you passed the. test you did very well and now you'll be. rewarded for it you know last time I. check when you hear these embodied. voices telling you you should kill. people listening to that is not what. should make you the guy who everybody. looks up to and think what a great. example of Fate you know it's like what. a crazy story God wants you to kill your. baby yeah what the [ __ ] and you're going.

to kill your baby for God and that was. the right thing to do and God said he. was just testing you holy [ __ ] that's a. sign that's good job you passed the test. you have fa is that Old Testament yeah. Old Testament is about as wonky as it. gets right pretty much but they said. that the Dead Sea Scrolls were even. wonkier like you know there's there's a. lot of Dead Sea scroll stuff that hasn't. even been I mean include that is the. oldest written version right right no I. mean just because it's not part of the. official um Canon doesn't mean that it's.

all good stuff or anything it's not like. it's easy to fall into the pattern of oh. these evil bastards manipulated the. things put on these horrible things in. the books and so everything that got. squash must be good no not really you. know some of the stuff that got squash. is probably even worse who knows so I. love the fact that the Dead Sea Scrolls. is always linked to crazy [ __ ] oh it's. people always like it's always UFOs and. mushrooms and it's like every every. wacky crazy story is linked to the Dead. Sea Scrolls you know yeah even the F the.

fact they found them you know one of the. the coolest things is uh the the science. of putting together the pieces cuz a lot. of them were in leather and one of the. ways they put together the pieces was. they did genetic testing on them to find. out which ones came from the same animal. so they knew that it was a piece of one. skin incredible stuff man that's amazing. amazing stuff was really incredible and. they're still putting that [ __ ] thing. together you know people are still. trying to decide it which probably over. the last 2,000 years they found a bunch.

of those things but you know 500 years. ago somebody would have looked at it. he's like you know maybe I can start a. fire with it or something you know like. yeah when you're starving and you have. to cook the book that's it you cook the. book you know if you need something to. light a fire you going to [ __ ] that book. light it on fire we're going to die. tonight you know B yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah. how much stuff was lost in the burning. of the Library of. Alexandria of this word I I mean you're. talking about thousands and thousands of.

volumes it's pretty damn scary yeah it's. amazing to think that human beings can. be so [ __ ] creative and then so. destructive what people understand is. there was some sort of uh incredibly. Advanced society that was uh that had. created ancient Egypt I mean to this day. it's a there's a bunch of puzzles when. it comes to the immense construction the. the the fact that how much just actual. Mass was moved just the size of some of.

these these uh obelisks I mean really it. was incredible society and they knew a. lot of things and all of it was wiped. out in a fire and I think it was like. two fires I think there was two. different times they were attacked yeah. absolutely like man how much further. would we be if we knew all that [ __ ] you. know yeah but it's the same kind of. stuff that happened even in other places. cuz like when the Spaniards came over. out here when they conquered the Aztecs. and the Aztec were one of the indigenous.

people that had big libraries and that. books and that written language and the. whole thing and the Spanish approach was. like well does this look like the Bible. no well in that case screw it we can. burn it you know they just burn it all. Jesus Christ okay that's nice but so if. it wasn't the Bible they just burned it. basically I mean it's like you guys are. not Christians you must be devil. worshippers and such we should burn. everything you've ever done cuz it's all. crap did they uh burn any Mayan stuff. yeah I mean basically anything that was.

in in any anybody yeah yeah yeah you. know they're still finding Mayan temples. that fascinates me man they said that. there might be as many as a thousand. unfound temples in South America that's. crazy but then again when you hike. through the jungle out there sometime or. you can see how that could be cuz you. can it could be there and you wouldn't. see it you know it could be 10t away and. it's so damn thick that you have no idea. where are [ __ ] incredible culture it. exists here what a bizarre strange.

culture that made these you know these. these cities that were like aligned to. like astronomical you know points like. really amazing like he could like the. way the sun would come up through some. doorways it was like perfectly built. it's incredible it's like the stuff that. they had figured out how to do it's like. how did you do this this is amazing one. of the pyramids at the bottom of the. pyramid there's this gigantic Stone head. of his name. and like where the hell is the body it's.

like because the one day of the year. when the Sun rises it eats the shade of. the steps in such a way that it looks. like the bod is coming down pyramid it's. like can you imagine like building that. whole thing and then you have like. shitty weather that day that really suck. yeah just the calculations involved I. mean it is it is it possible that some. of them could be coincidental I guess. the snake thing could be it's possible. but there's so many of them there's one. one in the temple of Luxor I think it is.

where the light comes down this Corridor. and like illuminates his whole room on. one day of the year no I mean these guys. were awesome [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man it's. incredible what they had figured out. they had figured out some amazing [ __ ]. them and the Mayans it's like so much. stuff was lost in the past would have. been so fascinating to really know what. it would what what like how much. knowledge really was around during the. constructions of the pyramids I mean. what did they really know how much how. much is lost in just the sand and.

erosion and how much is gone in fire. what the [ __ ] did they really know I. mean if you get 99% of the human. population today with modern technology. and tell them build a pyramid of course. nobody yeah everybody like makes it like. it's no big deal get out of here it's. crazy if you were offed by just a little. bit anywhere as that thing gets the to. it's [ __ ] yep yep it's amazing and. they used to be covered in smooth. Limestone too used to be actually like. shiny and then there was a gold cap on.

the top of them God damn that must have. been magnificent yeah see it is and what. happened if people don't know you look. at the PID why they're so [ __ ] up. that's cuz people stole the Limestone. they chipped it off of those buildings. those gross disgusting rat people chewed. away at that beautiful construction one. of the most amazing things a human being. has ever created and they chewed. away just pulling chunks of beautiful.

stone off and building their shitty. houses with it [ __ ] Crooks rat people. see you're in a good mood today what. what kind of a human being would deface. the pyramid they there were rat people. that did that terrible human beings I. mean could you imagine man what kind of. a person would [ __ ] chew up the. pyramids and steal the stone Jesus. Christ go get your own Limestone [ __ ]. you know can you make a house out of. wood right even the three pigs had. [Laughter].

options they knew some [ __ ] though huh. that's a fact that's mother what kind of. religions were around in ancient Egypt. like what did they worship it was all. like I mean around there you see the. transition from tribal religions that. tend to be more mellow flexible because. they are not written down is relatively. small Society so there's a lot more. flexibility about the beliefs so they. are General animistic shamanistic kind. of beliefs but then when you turn them. into a big Society with like millions of. people living in it they become you.

still have a lot of the stresses of that. stuff it's all about spirits and this. and that but then they become much more. rigid official there's a clergy there's. it becomes a business there's the temple. and you know so it's kind of a more. structure type of animism that in my. mind kind of pretty much eliminates. whatever is good about animism to begin. with you uh tweeted a Roberty Howard. quote the other day oh yeah yeah I love. that guy oh me too man I was when I was. a kid I was a hug huge what what was the. exact tweet it was a Conan quote right.

it was a Conan quote I forgot what the. hell it is but it's basically Conan goid. of yeah find it cuz I'm but otherwise. yeah um it was. um Conan in uh it was one of uh I forget. which book but it's a famous quote where. the [ __ ] is it I live I burn with life I. love I slay and am. content As Good As It Gets women are. like that's so gay. for a man you know the Sumerian culture.

like what a what a [ __ ] crom what a. hard ass God he was right people don't. know Roberty Howard was this bad. [ __ ] it was an incredible author. who created he created uh was it Cole. the Conqueror and Conan the Barbarian it. was all these crazy fantasy books. they're amazing they're [ __ ] really. fun to read when I was a kid man I I. became hooked on on the Conan novels and. he was uh he was uh a really nutty dude. and wind up taking his own life right.

yeah I don't know if it's true or not. but the legend has it that he would say. that um at night he would see this he. would get there to right and suddenly he. would see the shadow behind him and he. wouldn't turn but you could tell that he. was Conan carrying a giant tax ready to. chop his head off unless he rote all. night and he would stay there and like. sweat and right and right and right and. by morning he was gone so he could. finally pass out and sleep but he would. get ready for the next night cuz Conan. would be back ready to chop his head off.

wow Conan was the coolest [ __ ]. character in any book ever written yeah. you know the people like like Conan the. Barbarian with Arnold Schwarz that was. pretty cool and everything like that but. really the the real if someone got ever. figure out how to do the book Justice. and make it really put it together right. like the last one was kind of corny the. dude was pretty badass though that dude. was a good Conan he he seemed to me like. what Conan look like no look great but. the screenwriting was the screenwriting.

was bad but he was good his figh scenes. were great he looked like Conan you know. I think he people were hating because. he's too [ __ ] good-looking that's. what it is the dude is just way too. good-look he makes dudes super. uncomfortable but if you if you're not a. hater I met the dude he was super cool. and if you're not a hater you go look. man he got lucky he was born 6'5 with. [ __ ] perfect chiseled face you just. got to deal with that [ __ ] you got to. deal with that but guess what that's. what Conan to look like that [ __ ]. guy's Conan they just need to do it.

right man the [ __ ] writing was all. corny like the ending was all corny what. what if like Michael Bay did it dude. yeah something like that or swords. blowing up horses spinning around do it. right you know who would do it right. Quinton Tarantino he's the only guy that. would do it right Quint Tarantino would. [ __ ] do it right he would dig into. that [ __ ] and if you can get Quinton. Tarantino to direct a Conan movie God. damn son that would be badass holy [ __ ]. that would be good let's get can you. imagine get him to write it too get him.

to write the screenplay put it put. together like one of the one of the. better books there was so many good. books too I got to give you I Tarantino. would be a freaking dream but but I like. I have to say I like Milos the the. original Conan the one that yeah and I. find it interesting that then he's the. same guy who comes up with some of the. concepts for UFC you know how the. Gracies had brought over because he was. one of their students you know was one. of the students of the Gracies and he. was the Gracies they art Davy and they. with milus as kind of a creative.

director into the first UFC who started. coming up with some of the ideas that. then somebody else designed for the. octagon and all of that and I'm like I. love that guy he created Conan the. Barbarian and was at the beginning of. UFC that's incredible I didn't even know. that that's interesting you have some. UFC trivia that I didn't even know man I. can go home satisfied now I'm my work is. done Rampage Jackson's mad at me why I. don't know is interview interiew oh yeah. yeah I just read it yeah yeah well I was.

watching I was just call me fake ass and. he was saying that uh oh [ __ ] really. yeah he was saying that all I want him. to do is throw low kicks and reason. doesn't throw low kicks is cuz he's. fighting a wrestler you dumbass and look. man you know I don't I love Rampage I. don't mean to be rude when I assess. things I'm just trying to objectively. try to figure out how this guy could be. doing better than he's doing when I look. at a guy like Rampage i' look at a dude. with he's [ __ ] first of all one of.

the most exciting fighters of all time. you go back to his fights in Pride like. the Ricardo Arona fight or the or the r. the Kevin randomman knockout remember. that randomman knockout godamn the slam. on aona I mean so many he had a lot of. great great [ __ ] fights and pride you. know Rampage I like him a lot I like him. as a person I enjoyed hanging out with. him I did a thing with him for the UFC. once it was um there was a show that we. did like I think it was called. ultimate was it UFC Ultimate Insider or.

something like is that the one we're. doing now I don't even remember the name. of it it was it was on Spike oh you [ __ ]. what was the name of it UFC no UFC. Unleashed is Michael Goldberg's what the. hell was it called any idea Brian. no all right time at UFC whatever it was. I I don't remember what it was um we uh. we drove around in his try he has this. giant monster truck with his face on the. side of it and [ __ ] [ __ ] awesome it's. hilarious it's all lifted and [ __ ] we.

drove around and uh I I even trained. with them we went to the gym and trained. and we filmed everything we went and got. chicken together and I I yeah we went to. popey's he's cool as [ __ ] I like him I. don't mean anything when I when I'm. trying to like when I'm judging a fight. or not I'm not judging a fight but when. I'm when I'm doing commentary on a fight. all I'm trying to do is sort of. objectively assess what I think someone. could be doing differently to try to get. themselves out of a spot if they're not. winning or if you know I it's I'm just.

trying to commentate it's not I I'm not. like critiquing the guy's Soul I'm not. like breaking down who he is as a person. I like the guy a lot you know I mean but. even Rampage himself admits that he was. more exciting back in the day when he. was in Pride I mean he doesn't have to. be anymore he's a great fighter he can. do whatever the [ __ ] he wants when what. I'm doing what I'm doing commentary is. just my objective opinion that's all it. is it's not that I don't like the guy. why do you think he stopped cuz in Pride. pretty much every fight he would pick.

somebody up lift them up in the air slam. them it was like he sing you not e to do. but you know he did it every fight and. all of a sudden never again I'm like. what the hell happened I don't know I. mean he has a lot more tools now he's. you know it's it's hard to tell also he. was finding people in a ring more I. wonder if that's different would think. could actually be easier to pick people. up in the cage in the cage exactly cuz. they upright Against the Cage you would. be well he you know it also you could. get [ __ ] it after doing that for a long. time you could get it's possible you.

could you could hurt your back you could. have like issues like a lot of wrestlers. a lot of really powerful guys I don't. know if he does I'm just guessing but a. lot of guys eventually have like kinks. in their neck and [ __ ] Tito had two uh. disc Replacements yeah and Tito wasn't. even lifting people up he was just. shooting straight yeah well he he lifted. some people up too he knocked out Evan. Tanner with a big body slam and when he. was younger he would hoist guys up a lot. you know I think as you get older you. get smarter as you get smarter you fight. more conservatively right you know but I.

just wish the guy wasn't mad at me you. know when I tell him to throw leg kicks. it's just cuz he has awesome leg kicks. oh you know he you know he's like you. know I'm fighting a wrestle with dumbass. like I know I know I'm that's I'm just. saying man he landed a few and his leg. kicks are [ __ ] bad ass I would like. to see that if I was in his corner you. know that's when Rampage is mad at you. is that something that you should be. worried about like if you're out and you. see him. somewhere I would talk to him and I. think we'd be cool instantly I'm not a. I'm not a bad person he's a bad person. either he's just he's just upset and. he's sensitive and he's also got the.

toughest [ __ ] job on the planet. there's a lot of pressure and a lot of. stress involved in being a fighter you. know and the last thing I want to do is. add more pressure and add more stress. all I'm doing is trying to just I'm. analyzing the fight that's all it is. it's just I have to be objective I can't. you know I can't protect someone's. feelings you know at the expense of. doing what I'm supposed to be doing. which is sort of analyzing what's going. on you know and some people say I'm. biased and he saying that I'm biased. towards Jiu-Jitsu guys he like make it.

like I was suck dick that was cute that. was funny it was funny it was good it. was animated and [ __ ] you know he's he's. a funny guy man I like Rampage but if. anything I'm I'm more biased I always. say towards like really aggressive. Strikers like vanderlay Silva is my. favorite all-time fighter really yeah I. think so if I had to pick like one guy. like the vanderlay and pride he cuz he. was so wild man just every vanderly. Silva fight you know exactly what the. [ __ ] you were getting into it was like a. Tyson fight in that in that same sort of. feeling right you know when he was on.

top you know when when vanderlay was you. just smashing dudes when he was at his. like his very Peak he was so wild it was. a wild guy like there was an excitement. you know as a fan like holy [ __ ] vaner. is about to fight you know what I mean. when vaner was going to fight man. everybody would get hyped up and still. to this day like that Kong Le fight. proved it still to this day he's got. that you know y so my all-time like. favorite kind kind of style of fighting. it's really not Jiu-Jitsu I you know I I.

like Strikers to watch I like I still. like watching beautiful jiu-jitsu. technique I absolutely do but for the oh. [ __ ] moments for the oh [ __ ] it's like. almost always Kos it's almost head it's. head kicks it's like merro crocop was. like the king of the oh [ __ ] moments of. course you know his his left high kicks. vanderlay you know I those are the guys. that I always like really enjoy watching. maybe the most if anything I'm biased. towards those guys but I just you know I.

I appreciate all of it man I appreciate. wrestling I think wrestling is one of. the most important aspects I always say. that that's the biggest base of the. pyramid you know and I was never really. a wrestler I wrestled for one year in. high school you know it's I don't have a. bias when I'm looking at it I'm really. trying to look at it as objectively as. possible and it changes all the time. what's important it changes all the time. because different levels of guys will. enter the game and that's when things. gets weird like gets we things get weird. like when you get like a really high.

level Striker that all of a sudden. learns how to sprawl and is really good. at wrestling maybe we Wrestled a little. bit in high school and then all a sudden. boom he's in the UFC and you got to deal. with this like you know you get to like. a really high level professional Muay. Thai type fighters who have really crisp. striking one of those guys one of those. really topend guys one of those arnesto. host like in his prime one of those guys. steps into the UFC Everything Changes in. that Division and then everybody has to. figure that guy out now you have to you. know everyone has to either evolve.

around his skills find a way to to be. able to stand with him right hope he. gets beat up in the gym you know you. know you know shooting before the fight. yeah man it's such a it's constantly. changing what's important what's. important it's constantly changing we're. always seeing like a new version like oh. and then what if what if one of these. guys shows up and now all a sudden you. got this Jon Jones version this new. thing how do you [ __ ] deal with this. you got some young kid who's really. confident very smart and has. unbelievable strength comes from a.

wrestling background and has the longest. reach of any [ __ ] human being on the. face of the planet and it's blasting you. and you can't even get close to him and. he's getting better every day every. every time he blinks he's getting a. little bit better you know he's. ridiculous and also he's creative cuz I. there are a lot of guys today that are. awesome athletes they're great Fighters. but they are kind of boring to watch. because they do what everybody else does. and so I mean don't get me wrong it's. like all the respect in the world CU. you're doing something amazing but it's. not that You' watch somebody like J. Jones or you watch Anderson Silva or you. watch some of these guys there's like.

it's a master award he sit back and he's. like Jesus what's he goingon to do now. you know he's an artist there's a reason. why it's called martial art yeah martial. artist that's that is exactly what he's. doing that's artwork right when you. watch like his Shogun fight watch the. Jon Jones Shogun fight if that's not. like a symphony that's like a beautiful. work of art you know what he did is he. he destroyed one of the best fighters on. the planet and he made it look easy yeah. you know it puts art in perspective cuz. you know [ __ ] Leonardo didn't have.

some 64 dude trying to punch him in the. face while he was painting his. Masterpiece so I absolutely believe if. you watch the Jon Jones Leota Macha. fight that that is a work of art I. absolutely believe that that's artwork. that's fascinating the the Finish was so. beautiful everything about it everything. about the fight is incredible the fact. that leoto tagged him a few times leoto. looked great but he just he caught leoto. got him on the ground dazed him on the. ground then caught him in that standing. Guillotine and God damn woo but you put.

it all together like as far as like. entertainment impact you cannot that's a. work of art man that absolutely is a. different type of art I like watching. sometime uh somebody's entire career. kind of rather than watching a bunch of. fights from different people like watch. one guy and watch backtack fights of. their style you see the evolution of. their style and you really see a style. there at work and it's it's awesome yeah. that is a fascinating thing to watch. guys evolve you know I remember Anderson. Silva's first couple of fights when he. first started fighting in Pride he was.

primarily a standup guy and he got. submitted when he went to the ground. like Takahashi I think it was got him in. a a mounted triangle and then um with. wrestling shoes on I think he did was it. Takahashi no somebody else uh some dude. who had a losing record of all things. the same guy who think about R you. thinking R before um was a before uh is. the same guy who beat Carlos Newton by. Deion in one of the Bushido events um. Taki that's his name Taki Taki okay not.

Takashi that's it is yeah and so he. mounted him and and got him in a. triangle and then Rio chonan got him in. that crazy flying heel hook if you never. see Anderson Silva lost in one of the. most spectacular finishes of all time. doesn't get any better than that I this. dude Rio chonan flew at him sideways. tied his legs up together in his. scissors like a movie that's like some. [ __ ] from a movie that's like some [ __ ]. from a pro wrestling you know and then. he caught him in this flying heel hook.

and Anderson like immediately tapped in. screaming in pain you know that's really. the best submission I've ever seen think. there's anything that can even CL. craziness and on top of it apparently. Anderson's foot was [ __ ] up when he. was going in that fight it looked like. the second he touches him Anderson is. already tapping and screaming and going. crazy apparently yeah he went into that. fight with a [ __ ] up foot that's why. he wasn't uh wasn't moving so well yeah. that's what it looked like so that guy. goes from that and then all of a sudden. he fights in the UFC against Chris leben. and now you see this master you know you.

see like wow like the way he took lean. apart like this is a master you know the. way he moved the way he like everything. leing through he's like shucked out of. the way and countered Bam Bam Bam these. just precise counters and leben's. charging forward and he's blasting them. with kicks and knees and punches and. you're like godamn is he good holy [ __ ]. his fight with Forest G I mean dude what. the hell can you say well you know you.

know one of the interesting thing is. that Forest I had an interview with him. about that and he told me that he had. gotten knocked out twice in training. camp before that fight M so right right. away he probably shouldn't have even. been in there right you know right I. mean like if you get knocked down at a. training camp like two times yeah how. many concussions are you allowed to have. like really close back to back like it's. probably are this close to somebody. touching you the right way and you got. yeah well there's been a few Fighters. that have had that happen happened to. them and they both got knocked out. exactly the same way one of them was uh.

there was a dude who was fighting in the. UFC for a while um. um [ __ ] what was his name Marvin Eastman. Marvin Eastman got knocked out he was uh. he got caught by um Travis what the. [ __ ] his name Luther Travis Luther of. course Jesus Christ how can I forget. that guy's name who's a sick Jiu-Jitsu. guy but not really known for like being. like a super powerful Striker a real. strong guy I can't I forgot his name. Travis I'm so sorry I love that guy. actually I just had too much weed dude I.

blame it on the weed that's way too much. weed and really strong I've been sitting. here stoned like a crazy person over. here yeah it's not good for your brain. stuff's terrible for you anyway Travis. lutter caught Marvin Eastman with a. right hand and just like at the end of. the punch and Eastman went down like he. got shot like he got sniped from a from. a [ __ ] Tower it was uh he had got. knocked out twice in training camp as. well by uh he was uh knocked out one I. think by Tito Ortiz accidentally like. ran into a knee and knocked out another.

time on a takeown attempt so you know. when that's happening man you you know. you can get knocked out super easy. speaking of MMA and religion that was. one of my favorite moments ever when uh. Eastman lost a fight to VOR bford bford. did that crazy knee and SP open and. everything and then they have the. cameras in the post fight interview on. bord saying thank you Jesus for giving. me the strength to do what I do and then. they pan on Marvin and his face is like. his whole head is split open he looks.

like uh I think you said if I remember. correctly you said he looked like a. goat's vagina which I thought something. along those lines the best lines ever. but it's pretty pretty unfortunate that. I actually said that I should have. thought that and just kept it to myself. and you see beler going on about Jesus. giving him the strength and then you see. somebody's open been split with blood. everywhere they're like really that's. what was going on but I thought it was. pretty funny but then again all respect. to VOR good guy. I think a lot of Fighters really uh like.

to believe in the Lord and like to you. know to be on a good path because first. of all I think it helps their fighting I. think a lot of guys who are Christians. you know they have a little bit of extra. Faith they have a little bit of uh extra. calmness little extra belief in. themselves if you truly are a Believer. there's a benefit to that psychological. as a tool right that's why still exists. despite the fact that sometime it. doesn't look like it makes sense but. that's why it exists because it delivers. huge benefit it helps people be. disciplined and stay on certain paths. you know helps people uh you know stay.

on a if you if you really truly believe. in a higher power you know it's much. more likely that you're going to have uh. at least some sort of a code that you're. living by right does that make sense. yeah. totally what so is it possible to live. life like and be really nice without. that I mean is it possible to convince. people to live like uh like you know. live like a free person but also live. within principles of decency and just.

abandon everything else I very much. think so but it takes. um it takes special people because not. everybody can handle it because a lot of. people unless you keep them in a little. cage they'll go crazy and do all sort of. messed up stuff it takes it's kind of. like the toist I love thaism because you. see the they are the first to tell you. it's like our stuff is you need to be. smart you need to be sensible you need. to have all these tools that you don't. have so go to take Confucianism instead. it's better for you cuz you know you. won't [ __ ] things up too bad they'll.

give you simple rules to stick to limit. how much damage you can make confusion. ism is better for you seriously just go. there our stuff it's too you know they. are elitist obviously they are a little. bit with this but so is life you know. not everybody's going to get it that's. how it is you know it takes a hell of a. human being to leave with no rules and. still behave in amazing way but that. doesn't mean it can be done and so in. that sense I find you know all the rules.

giving religions. useful for a segment of humanity but. then if you want to talk about full. potential of human beings I feel like no. you can do better than that people have. a real hard time with that though when. you start segmenting human beings and. saying that some people are more worthy. or some people are more capable or some. people are more even evolved you know. I'm an evil assle so I don't care. just but I mean to me let me explain it. so I don't sound too much like an.

[ __ ] but it's I believe in being nice. to anybody okay I don't care smart. stupid whatever you should treat. everybody giving them opportunity you. know it's like prove to me that you're. not a [ __ ] great I'll give you all the. opportunities in the world but at the. same time I can't be delusional and. expect that everybody's going to be. amazingly smart and you walk into any. room and you can throw it's like I kind. of expect people to suck but I'll give. them all the opportunities in the world. to prove otherwise right and I feel like. that way is a healthy balance between.

being realistic about it and being um. without turning into a jerk you know um. so you think that if if the government. came out and said Hey listen we uh we. did some studies and turns out religion. is totally [ __ ] and uh we got to. start from scratch because we don't know. what the [ __ ] is out there what what. percentage of people do you think would. just go completely batshit crazy and. riot in the streets would it be any. would anything change at all not based. on evidence anyway so it doesn't matter. what anybody tells you but a lot of.

people would be marching to the streets. that would be one way where people would. like really show how much they believe. they would March they would start. marching through the streets right they. would have to they would organize they. would really put out a a message but. that's one the cool things about living. in us today the in general in the. Western World do you find uh a few not. even that long 100 200 years ago they. where you know you burn people on the. Public Square kind of thing if they. disagreed today even the hardcore. fundamentalists they got all railed up. they got peace but they are not the.

Taliban you know they may think like. them but they don't act like them and. yeah but we we're trying to stop it from. getting any further than this it's. anybody that has that much faith in what. they can't see that's that's that's a. disturbing thing you know you're willing. to die for this that's an issue they're. willing to die hey the part of worries. me is you're willing to kill you know. you're willing to die whatever you know. it's your life willing to enforce your. IDE yes yeah the one that pissed me off. the most of these things is the utan.

Asia debate the fact that today in 2012. with the technology that we have you. could let people die in a good way you. could let you know somebody say look. when I get to that point I want to be. able to you know you shoot me an. injection you put me to sleep you give. me the other one that puts me out. without pain yeah that's their damn life. you know I mean nobody's saying that you. need to die that way you want to go in. whatever way you want to go good for you. but you really want to tell everybody. else how they die I I think it's a.

tricky thing man cuz I think there going. to be a lot of people that have cranky. old grandparents and they're going to. push that [ __ ] into that bed and. go like he's been delusional right now. but he's been telling us to kill him for. a couple days so we're just going to go. ahead and do this but there's the double. thing you have either people should do. when they are young uh what do you want. to do in x amount of situations and sign. it and deal with it and unless they. change their mind that's what scks or. they pick somebody that the same way as. they pick somebody to manage their bank.

account they pick somebody who can make. those kind of decisions wow um cuz. otherwise really you are in the position. where today if you have a sick dog you. can take them to the vet and they are. gone in no time with no pain but for. human being you have to suffer every. step of the way seeing your body go to. crap and we very uncomfortable with. giving someone the power to shut off a. life yeah we're very uncomfortable with. it right it's It's Tricky and in my mind. mind is. that's you know when you love somebody.

you care for somebody and you see them. go down that path and that's what they. want that's the biggest thing you can do. for them is let them die the way they. want yeah no I see what you're saying I. I mean I I agree with you but I think. people like I said are very. uncomfortable with the idea especially. religious folks very uncomfortable God. decide when you get to go so let let you. waste away for six more months in order. to but essentially they do kill you. anyway with painkillers you know a lot. of people when when it's towards the end. yeah it's [ __ ] up though keep flooding. you with painkillers it's it's not.

pleasant. even cuz it's not that they don't feel. anything or they don't realize anything. they do realize enough to feel like [ __ ]. and realize it so it's like it's not. it's not a pretty way to go [ __ ] I'm of. the school of thought just you know just. what happens when they cure that what. happens when people don't get old how. many goddamn people are going to be here. if they figure out how to stop people. from getting old and dying yeah we might. have a real problem we might not even we.

might have to build spaceships serious. well there are too many people that's. just how it but I mean at that point. there will be more and more and more so. but if we stopped dying and keep people. kept [ __ ] that would be nuts Jesus CH. Christ at that point is where you can. have the UFC of you know give a sword to. some dudes put them in a cage and have. them go at each other for any issue you. know you have a disagreement with. anybody over anything think please. settle it with swords in the cage well. it sounds really stupid to say you know.

that people would devolve to that level. but when you get like a lot of people. together they sort of devalue each other. when you have too many of them Y and you. add that to poverty in the future and. radiation sickness and who knows what. the [ __ ] going to be going on yeah. life becomes cheap people it's kind of. like even in the ancient world where. people die left and right all around. them people are a lot less sensitive. about human life it's like where you. could have the Gladiators and people. clap and think it's cool cuz it's like.

they see people dying left and right all. the time hey at least you got to die. after you train a bunch of months you. look like a hero you got your head. chopped off but hey you know you're. going to die anyway in six months in. some other way so might as well isn't it. amazing when you really stop and think. about it isn't incredible that people. ever got past ancient Rome we we ever. got to today look think how nutty those. [ __ ] were the people were fighting. lions with swords and [ __ ] they would. throw lions at people yeah godamn what a. bunch of crazy [ __ ] two weeks ago.

some guy emails me from the History. Channel and say are you by any chance an. expert on cigola you know the Roman. Emperor and like not really I mean I. read my Roman history and stuff but he's. like perfect just come on like no way. did you read my email he's like yeah. yeah you're you sound great come on as. long as you've know you got a book that. you looked that once so I was an expert. on cigola yeah the History Channel is. awesome for that it was but it was cool. actually they did their homework I read. all their stuff they it was all on the. spot you know they nothing funnier than.

the History Channel when they got a dude. that comes on says Sasquatch expert. right like. what yeah that's brilliant yeah how so. so what how much did you have to know. for them to use you you know I was. actually surprised that I knew more than. I thought I did but you know it's not. like I'm the expert like what the hell I. read something but but then I was like. hey man I remember all this stuff did. you have to re research it the day. before I was like oh [ __ ] I better do my. homework you know so I I did reread the. whole thing and everything and to make.

the connection faster so you don't think. about it for five minutes going you know. but Caligula man what a crazy. [ __ ] that guy was huh Romans. were wild I mean Caligula was sort of. you know to the T power but Roman. culture in general Jesus Christ these. guys were violent to a point that I mean. you know how today there's the uh you. shouldn't kill people in ways that are. cruel and unusual all of that they're. all about you know the more violent. painful and public we can make it the.

better you will make a statement to the. fact that you don't [ __ ] with the state. hold on second sure that's bizarre is. that Brian Bri where the hell did Brian. [Laughter]. that was funny that's what you get for. [ __ ] outside that bathroom right.

there should have just went right there. ladies and gentlemen that that break in. the podcast was Brian got locked outside. and he was banging in the door sorry. Brian you silly goose The Comedy Club. has like these automated locks when. they're closed and so I went out to go. cuz we're not supposed to [ __ ] in this. bathroom so cuz it shits and makes. everybody smell the [ __ ] right but no. one's working today there were there. were some people here earlier they were. okay so I didn't want all right so where. were we what were we talking about crazy. Romans oh yeah how how amazing that. culture was yeah bunch of savages people.

got through that that's we are ancestors. of people you know some some of us are. at least of of people that live there. it's not like people went extinct back. then no far from it what a what a weird. time that must have been huh what a [ __ ]. roll of the dice that is getting born. and you're living in ancient Rome oh and. it was funny when UFC started both the. people who hated it and the people who. loved it compared to Gladiators they. used to have a gladiator opening yeah. we just abandoned it the new one is. [ __ ] crazy the new one's amazing but.

they they the Gladiator opening was for. a long time everybody was like who is. this Gladiator dude what is all this. about rubbing dirt in his hands and [ __ ]. and it was just it was just like what. you know with the the Italian music you. know and then it it's the opening onto. theum gu yeah the new the new opening is. wicked though. [Music]. yeah the Gladiators so what was Caligula. deal quickly was completely out of his. [ __ ] mind right yeah basically I me. was he uh do you think he was like.

clinically insane or you think he was. just mad with power I think he was nuts. to begin with and then of course you. grow up in an environment where you know. your uncle kills all of your family your. brothers and sisters and have your mom. beat up to the point that she loses an. eye and then gets her to starve to that. you know that's the environment you grow. up around Jesus think even if you're. totally sane you start going a little on. over the edge why they do that to. everybody cuz they are mean bastards and. uh they Protected Their Own power and.

anybody that they felt could be a threat. to their power they would get rid of. them in Fairly nasty ways Jesus Christ. no it's not different than any gang or. any you know it's human nature that way. were at its Wars yeah because there was. no rules essentially they were they were. calling the shots right it's amazing. that people ever get to a point of. royalty that people allow that hustle. you know it's a very strange hustle that. even though there's no [ __ ] food. every body starving no one you know. there's no Prosperity there's no books. people are so silly they'll believe that.

this one guy is worth more than. everybody else he controls their armies. and he's their Noble leader and but that. would that would be a cool job I sign up. for that I think very few guys pulled. that job off man and every now and then. somebody would kill you with a sword I. think today I started well I started. saying now most people suck and I have. this elitist thing now that I want to be. the king of the universe and I would be. great at the yeah I think do you think. you would well that's every smart person. thinks that they would be an awesome. King I would be different listen there's. a lot of kings that would be [ __ ] if. I was the king that's how every C gets.

cult gets started right some guy comes. along and goes listen these other Cults. they don't know what the [ __ ] they're. doing the way I would do cult de really. nice and as long as I'm in control trust. me I'm really really honest and. objective about. this yeah when is when are we going to. [ __ ] figure this. out so I got my results back from my. physical Joe and you had a physical I. got full physical they they tested blood. everything and they said that I'm like.

100% everything's fine my cholesterol is. exactly perfect like the only thing that. was bad he's like just take a little bit. of D you don't get out much do you and. I'm like no I don't go out so he's like. just get some like over-the-counter d d. you'll be fine but you're just a slight. oh that's good that's good and no STDs. my first AIDS test like I've been Ming. this you know off AIDS uh test but you. got a real one now yeah congratulations. I'm glad you're not dying. that's awesome yeah that is good it's a. that's a monkey off your back right.

totally that's and you know I I kind of. feel like I eat somewhat healthy like I. what I'll do is I'll eat healthy and. then I'll have a shitty day where I'll. eat [ __ ] Pizza you know so it I think. I have the a good up and down isn't it. crazy that your V your body actually. produces a vitamin by looking at the sun. yeah you're out in the sun your body. produces vitamin D that's why when you. see like George St Pierre when he's. fighting and he gets tanned that getting. tanned like that is actually actually. makes you perform better isn't that nuts. that yeah it's [ __ ] crazy getting a.

tan actually makes you perform better as. a fighter like what what is the bad part. about having a not much D though like. like if you were an extreme case would. you just be like oh I can't you yeah. you'd be [ __ ] it's really bad for you. really yeah I think that's an issue with. the people that live in really cloudy. climates as well Seattle yeah I bet they. have a problem we keep going after. Seattle today Seattle man. when called Heaven Seahawk. seock Seattle's a cool place man how. dare you I like seatt beautiful up there.

you oh by the way somebody told me they. just got back again from Tempe or. Phoenix Arizona and went to that new. club in Arizona and said it is the most. amazing place ever and that you would. love it it's you know 600 seats but they. have they have like a person that. follows you around that's like your own. like hey can I get you something like. you each have your own individ. individual person uh Sam tripley went. there and just had like a crazy party he. said it was. he saw somebody doing [ __ ] in the. elevator like this elevator walked up. and people were having sex in it and.

stuff it. was he says it's awesome it's a party so. check that it's the you know the one I'm. talking about right they're having sex. there what's going on Brian the [ __ ] you. talking about why don't want to give. away Sam's story cuz he hasn't said it. yet cuz he has a naughty show tonight so. oh so he's going to say it tonight I. think so Jesus how many podcasts are you. doing in this day three uh three today. three how how are you going to listen to. other people talk it's impossible how. can how you going to do this you're. going to you're going to shut your ears. off after a while huh do you go numb and. just no it's I just I kind of meditate.

while listening to it you know wow it's. a lot of podcast in one day a lot of. podcast Danielle ble we need to have a a. religious question and answer podcast. with you how about that that would be. the [ __ ] wouldn't that be [ __ ] badass. have people that have questions to. religion they contact you and then they. could buy your books too what what is. your the one that you published recently. on disinfo what is that called it's. called the fief things you're not. supposed to know religion and the. Genesis of this was kind of interesting.

because originally I teached them a. different book about religion and it was. you know this big thick heavy book and. they were like yeah you know that's. sweet but we're in the business of. selling books so give us something you. know what is the big thick book what was. that going to be about it was um as kind. of looking at all basically what the. approach that Bruce Lee had to martial. arts I was trying to play adapted to. religions sort of like taking from a. bunch of different religions look at. what all the big questions are uh look. at what some of the answers that are out.

there to make up your own thing as you. go and uh cuz ultimately to me that's. the only thing that anybody does you. know is. um your own call it religion call it. philosophy call it whatever makes you. feel good but bottom line is a way of. life and so I was like do your homework. see what's out there and come up with. your own answers that way and actually. now that we did this one they decided to. go for it so I think I'll publish the. other one toward the end of the year you. know in end of 2012 so this would be a. really big book they ask me to cut it a.

bit and it's probably good idea because. it's probably too much stuff and people. will be like halfway through like ah. [ __ ] it no more but uh so yeah I'll do. that one cutting it a bit and um so that. one I was super excited about but back. then they were actually smart cuz they. know that this kind of stuff sells. because it's um quicker funny weird. random informative stories in and out. you know you read one next you know you. don't feel like you like that one boom. you jump to the next one so there's 50. of them and uh but yeah it was it was.

weird cuz when I originally signed up to. do it I wasn't as now I'm really happy I. did it uh when I started I was like H I. need money I guess so sure what the hell. why not but in my initial mom and then. it was in a shitty period of my life cuz. I signed on it it was. like January 2011 or something and I. said sure I'll get it done and they're. like do it by April like okay that's a. little tight but sure I can do it then.

that's when everything went to [ __ ] with. my wife six weeks in the hospital. horrible things and then the second all. that was over I'm now responsible for a. 19mon old baby to deal with it all the. time and I have a month and half left to. write this stuff and I'm like [ __ ] now. that's intense and um but the thing is. generally I mean I break more laws than. I can keep track off but I one thing I. don't do is I don't break my word ever. and I told them you know I'll get it.

done they were even be nice about it. they were like you know what we can push. the de line but like no man you know you. wanted it done by then it even G it's. good for me it gives me something to. focus on right so rather than being. there you know contemplating my Naval. thinking the word sucks I have something. to do and not only that but it has to be. funny light-hearted at a time when my. life is really not neither funny or. lighthearted and so it's was actually. good was awesome therapy for me cuz I. could uh you know while I'm giving my. daughter milk I'm thinking about what.

the hell is the next line and I had to. make it snappy fast you know quick. fashion but funny and bad thing I could. do for myself cuz um you know you write. while you were holding the baby. basically I literally got to the point. where I would dream about what I was. going to write at night I would fall. asleep as like I finish writing I pass. out I dream about what I'm going to. write when my baby wakes up I'm like. holding there feeding her and like okay. look at that thing over there next line.

uh you know and then the second she. would sleep that's I would write the. most of course and so I would be like go. go go go go go go okay pass out next day. wow and um what a crazy [ __ ] schedule. how long did you do that for that's a. couple of months maybe two and two and a. half months that's how long it took you. to make the book what so it's 50 things. that you're not supposed to know about. religion that's what it's called give us. one of them what's what's a good one. let's see what's fun let's take a pick.

um man coming up with the titles was. half the fun I'm cracking myself up. reading them I have one chapter I think. is kind of the stuff I was telling you. earlier it's called if you are too. stupid for taism you can always try. Confucianism that's always would make me. popular in. China I have um that's oh this is great. there's this guy um the title of this. one is God is wearing dragon robes and. wants you to kick confucious ass this is. an awesome story is in the 1800s this.

one um Chinese guy became converted to. Christianity and he started saying that. he was Jesus younger brother that he had. this vision of God that was wearing. dragon clothes and told him that. Buddhism and Confucianism are all crap. and it was his duty to stamp them out so. he gather up all these followers started. preaching in the countryside G all these. people they became so powerful that they. carved out their own state within China. and they said that this was going to be. I forgot how it's called it something I.

have to find it because this is too good. but it was called something along the. lines like uh the Heavenly Kingdom of. everlasting peace or something well the. Heavenly Kingdom of everlasting peace. ended up with the death of 20 million. people in the course of Civil Wars. between the Chinese government that was. pissed over these guys trying to break. away and this kind of weird version of. uh Chinese fundamentalist Christianity. fighting against these guys and uh. eventually when they laid The Siege to. his City he was telling his followers.

don't worry God is on our side and of. course he died shortly thereafter by. eating some poisonous herb by mistake. and um and that was that when what year. was this all going down I want to say. mid 18 I think 1820s 1830s and how many. people died in this conflict 20 million. 20 million yeah so one dude came along. saying that he was Jesus's brother yep. and 20 million people died as a result. of this one guy is that essentially what. you're saying yeah typing Rebellion 1850.

1864 and um yeah that's that's basically. it started and that's why is 50 s you're. not supposed to know you know it's like. weird we've never heard about that. that's such an that's an immense number. of people that died yeah I mean take the. take the numbers with the benefit of the. do is maybe 15 million who the hell. knows but you know that's what some. people speculate that the number was and. is yeah how would they know right 20. million people's a guess back then right. of course and but it's brutal Civil War. wrecking China for a bunch which is one.

of the reason why a bunch of Chinese. people migrated to California at the. time when there was the Gold Rush is. because Southern China was getting. wrecked left and right what was this. dude's name again uh the guy's name was. Hong something let me see that's going. to be a lot of people going to want to. play that guy on like video games it's. going to be their. name go on as this bad. [ __ ] convinced a bunch of people. he was Jesus's brother H [ __ ] I have no. idea how to pronounce it that's some. high level pimp game right there son.

Hong I have no idea in it's hard to. pronounce I make it up how do you uh. spell it it's h well Chinese is spelled. two different ways depending on how you. but the the one that I'm using was h o n. g that's one word and then the next word. is x i u q u a n wow so good luck. it's it's really fascinating the way the. Chinese have a their language you know. it's phonetic obviously because they're.

they have totally different characters. that we have but the way they've. expressed it in like the the letters. that we use so it's bizarre really some. of the words are really strange. especially like with x's in them and. [ __ ] yeah I mean my wife my wife was. Chinese and she was trying to teach me. some Chinese and I was like I mean I. couldn't say it cuz she kind of hated. Japanese people but I was thinking Jesus. couldn't you just be Japanese it's so. much easier Japanese is easier to learn. it's uh the way you read it is kind of. the way you pronounce it it's there's. only one tone it's it's easier Chinese.

is the same exact word with tiny. different ta that means completely. different things and there are like four. different accents for each word oh no so. it's just like oh no how can anybody say. anything you know oh wow so you think. it's more complicated than English they. say English is a hard one to learn. though for some reason yeah I mean I'm. sure if you that's where you come from. if you speak Chinese or something yeah. English must be in theas but for anybody. coming from a vaguely Latin based. background or any any of the western.

languages trying to pick up CH any tonal. language like chinese vietnamese some of. those it's just like good luck with that. I don't know it is pretty [ __ ] up that. we all speak different languages how. many you know I mean how many problems. would be solved if everybody spoke one. language that would be nice would that. solve. anything sort of at this point in time. would it people hate each other from. here to Vine so you know you don't have. to but it would help you would be better. than nothing that's for sure it is.

pretty crazy how different languages are. too I mean the difference between like. Chinese and Norway you know Norwegian. and Chinese is there a bigger difference. is it even possible to get something. more or Chinese and you know how about. Chinese and African yeah there are all. those tribal languages where they all. they don't have the L CS yeah yeah it's. awesome fascinating man it's just so. incredible how it evolves differently in. different areas but it all evolves you.

know how many different languages are. there are there hundreds. thousands I'm going to go on some. [ __ ] guys and say well surviving. today cuz of course there most languages. say that well but wait wait but let me. [ __ ] first let's try surviving today. I want to. say to under 50 I'll say. 176 I'll say a thousand I think you're. actually closer the more I'm thinking.

about it because there are a bunch of. tribal languages that are still SP in. the world oh my god there between 6,800. and 6,900 distinct languages in the. modern world holy [ __ ] were we off yeah. holy [ __ ] were we off you are the. closest dude yeah but I I thought I. thought I overshot it to be honest with. you I thought it was probably around 900. right holy [ __ ] that's incredible well I. mean 90% of that are languages that are. dying that are like 30 people in a tribe. still speak and.

in Click noises then there's one that. has four clicking noises well how how. bizarre is it when they have places like. there's some spots in the Amazon that. they're you know just just recently have. discovered people in these tribes and. they this is the first Contact they. they're having with the modern world and. they're in there with their own wacky. language and they said that one of the. few guys who had some contact with them. they promptly killed him so yeah good. luck making contact again they someone. made contact with him yeah there was one.

guy who was like an India from a. different tribe so he kind of understood. their language but he also was you know. more immersed in the modern world and. all of that so he was kind of like in. transition between those two wordss. uhhuh and they yeah nobody knows why but. yeah they walked him well I think they. probably have heard that some [ __ ] goes. down when the loggers move in and you. know that that that is what happens to. these people probably yeah there's. what folks don't know is there's there's. a a bunch of people living I mean they. are people they're living like people.

used to live thousands of years ago and. they're they're essentially essentially. you know living an ancient tribal. lifestyle that we didn't really even. think existed anymore right they they. have their own handmade tools and. weapons and you know they're wearing. like [ __ ] crazy leaves on their dicks. and [ __ ] and animal skins and it's and. they're still in there and then these. people who are logging are going deeper. and deeper into the forest and they're. just cutting it down at an astounding.

rate and there's all these incredible. medicines to be found there and all. these different plants and animals that. haven't even been discovered yet and. insects that haven't been discovered yet. and who knows what the [ __ ] in there. and they're just chopping that [ __ ] down. left and right and these people often. times are getting caught up in this. where you know they had they lived there. in that forest in deep in there for. thousands of years and then all of a. sudden one day they wake up and they're. [ __ ] they're they're watching trees. fall in the distance you like what the.

[ __ ] is going on and they're just coming. towards you it's an inevitable swarm of. tree eating machines and then all these. people these greedy people behind them. and they don't want to move around you. and they're going to they're going to. chop your [ __ ] trees down get out of. here. yeah you're living like a Savage yeah. they're looking at I'm like you're. looking like a [ __ ] you living like a. Savage out here what the [ __ ] you doing. chopping your [ __ ] down meanwhile those. people had a wildli for a long time. who's to say their life isn't more. interesting they're just doing iasa and.

fishing and [ __ ] you know it's not seems. like it be pretty dope you know I mean. if you get used to living in the jungle. it's a hard hard life but there's a lot. of food there right you know you could. become it you could become food if you. [ __ ] up that too y you zigg when you. should have zagged there's a thing. called a Brazilian wandering spider that. kills you by giving you an erection. until you die. yeah it it [ __ ] it it has something. to do with nitric oxide and uh which is.

like the same stuff that's in that works. in like Viagra and stuff that makes your. dick hard and apparently this um this. spider hits you with it and it causes. some crazy [ __ ] reaction it's. neurotoxin it's the most powerful. neurotoxin known to man and your whole. body just completely stiffens up in. horrifying Agony and your dick gets hard. as [ __ ] so hard it's like breaking like. your dick is engorged and breaking and. even if you survive it which most people.

don't survive but even if you do survive. your dick will be destroyed your dick. would be useless it'll just be a bag of. bruises that sound like fun that's just. from one bite from one bite what if it. just licked you and then you just had. really hot B boner all the time you know. no it doesn't work that way like if you. just got a little bit it doesn't work. that way but I do believe that. pharmaceutical companies are like. investigating the the effect that this. thing has on your body to develop new. hard on medications yeah you know they. develop some thing that gives you a hard. on for a year that's what they're going.

to do that's the next thing you know. like viagras like it's not effective. enough what if I want to [ __ ] 12 hours. from now I need I need something a. little with a little more kick to it. then they came up with Calis they'll. have like jeans will have these new. pockets or these tubes that just kind of. go up to the side where you just put. your dick in during the day because you. have a rock hard you don't want you know. you're going to have a boner every day. tubes you know like you'll have like a. little pocket to put your dick in you. know start sewing new pockets in their. like a little strap right so it can move. around with you yeah it's like a cargo.

pant pocket for your dick no you're. going to have to just point it up. towards your belly button have it peek. over the top as you walk it everywhere. di have Bel Buckle marks on my dick's. going to be like. periscopes they're going to start. forming different that might be actually. the most comfortable way to rock it if. you just rock it straight up yeah yeah. just have some sort of a tent put a dick. tent over it yeah you know mhm I know. exactly what you.

mean that's in the jungle though maybe. the maybe these nice loggers are. savoring these people for a life of. Perpetual hardons. yeah death by Hardon in the jungle you. ever see that movie Big River man no. documentary about some crazy guy who. swam in the length of the Amazon River. it's disgusting he got all kinds of. [ __ ] parasites in his skin and his. body and his you know his breathing and. drinking that water taking it in and oh. my God it's cuz he's crazy he's just.

this really really funny crazy guy who. like to swim and like do these uh swim. endurance things [ __ ] and uh you know he. would do it day after day after day and. he would he's getting delirious and [ __ ]. it's a really strange like documentation. on this guy he like he had done a bunch. of different endurance swims before and. you know like get all these people. behind him and uh it's a a documentary. that's taken by his son. it's really interesting cuz his son you. know is like watching this guy do all. this nutty [ __ ] and sort of falling.

apart and all the different parites he's. getting from this water and oh [ __ ]. crazy man and can you imagine that. you're you know that's your father and. you keep the camera you keep going for. the next 20 days as the guy it's just. well not only that he would like jump. off the boat into the night in the. middle of the night and start swimming. they'd have to follow after him with. spotlights and [ __ ] Jesus this crazy. [ __ ] is there's crocodiles out there. and this guy is swimming in the Nile. River and he survived the whole yeah he. survived yeah fascinating you know and.

he actually kind of looked like once he. cleaned up and dried out and everything. like that he actually looked like he. made it through okay which is even more. crazy yeah that is nuts yeah there's. just some dudes out there man but I mean. that's the randomness of it all you know. you can [ __ ] die in the safest place. in the water cuz a brick fall on you or. something or you can swim the Amazon for. thousands of miles and come out fine. what the [ __ ] man really it's it's a. weird thing that people have from for. wanting to do difficult things yeah you. know that's I've always felt that way. about like Mount Everest it's just I I.

had a joke about it like it's just. because something's hard to do doesn't. mean it's good to do you know people get. a little confused because the difficult. things to do in this life usually come. with reward you know you risk yourself. you know you leave your job you start. your own business and that reward is oh. it worked and now you're making it. financially and congratulations your a. success there is a risk and there's a. reward. in that case that's not no that doesn't. look like the re War it is it's not. worth it no no no.

no if you could. stop put letting if is there a way that. you could ever say that anyone running. for president cannot talk about religion. it's almost like even if you believe. it's almost like you shouldn't be. allowed to talk about it in the. political process it's almost like. you're cheating you know it's almost. like like you're not you know you're. you're going after your people man. you're just trying to get your people to. vote because they will do it of course.

that's how good chunk of Europe is. there's uh you know it was supposed to. be that way though wasn't it yeah for. the longest time uh yeah but I mean I. think honestly what happened is that. Europe got soaked in Blood of religious. wars for so long that they people got. really annoyed by it yeah it was like. I'm done you know and half of this [ __ ]. they were chopping each other's balls. over the fact that you would read this. book and I read this one how about we. you know do whatever the hell do you. want let's keep religion separate for. politics right and be done with it you. know and so today in a lot of Europe you.

go to churches and there are tourist. attractions you know in the countryside. no people are still into it but in most. of the Cities it's you know they really. are not most people don't go us whole. different game I think is the only. modern industrialized country where. there's this level of insane important. on religion I mean today there's no way. that atheist guy could ever even bother. running for president is has there ever. been a time when an atheist could have. ran for president not in us no never.

mean some guys were weird like you take. Thomas Jefferson or something he. basically edited the Bible by cutting up. all the stuff that he thought was crap. which was most of it and saving you know. like he took out out of the gospels he. took out the Virgin bird the Miracles. the all of the stuff that in his mind. was a bunch of crap and then he saved up. the parts of Jesus that he likes saying. he's he's a sweet guy he tells you to be. nice to each other I like that part we. we keep that part and that became the.

Jefferson Bible he said vers how how. long was his Bible like 50 pages yeah. pretty much but no for real how long was. I don't remember how long he was but wow. you know and um what a what a cocky dude. yeah think he edit the Bible holy [ __ ]. but at the same time you think he was a. dick I mean it's he's probably a dick at. the same time uh you know come on man. you can't edit that thing you don't get. to edit it by yourself fact is everybody. does they just don't tell you cuz you. know everybody highlights the part they. like and they completely skip on the.

part they don't like and so they come up. with their own thing anyway at least the. guy had the guts to say hey this is. exactly what I'm doing you know. everybody else does it they just you. know well there's always there's so much. contradiction and like how about. religious tattoos yeah you know that's. one that's like strictly. prohibited tatto your body right no. that's crazy is that in the Bible yeah. you get the you get that in fact for. example a lot of Jewish people no. tattoos none of the you get um you get. all those things like that's why Jewish.

girls with tattoos are hot [ __ ] are. gambling just rolling that dice there's. one that I threw in there that's um what. did I call that one it's oh it's. entitled um Christian fundamentalist I. would love to introduce you to my pet. king cobra and there's actually reason. for that because the in the gospels. there's the story of Jesus telling you. that if you really have faith in him if. you are a true Christian and you have. faith and all of that you could take. poison snakes could assault you and bite.

you and you'll be totally fine and I was. like wow you know if that's what Jesus. is saying and if this is what you guys. believe hey let me bring out the snakes. let's have it a try and it's like one of. two things are going on either you know. that the stuff you believe in is crap. and you don't really believe it or you. know that you are that there are no good. Christians cuz sorry that's not the way. it works today I don't care how much. Faith you have it's like nobody can. survive taking the most poisonous stuff.

on earth right or you're telling me that. that line in the Bible is crap and it. was inter you know was put in there by. somebody else but it's not real in which. case it doesn't exactly say you know. great things about the reliability of. the whole thing but it's like there's no. getting out of it it's like how do you. get out of that you know I had a. conversation with a guy recently that. was telling me that there are people. that believe so much that they can drink. poison and not die and I was like oh man. what a crazy conversation we're having.

here I I doubt that you know and if you. SE this is not scientific this is not. something that's been proven by studies. like does someone say that they. absolutely believe that someone could. take poison and not die because of their. belief in themselves there's only one. way to tell homie you know that's my. take that poison like hey I'm not saying. he's not true let's you know convince me. hey if you are right do it you have. zillions of people following and you'll. be the greatest asset to Christianity. ever cuz you made Millions converts you. know and they actually to tell the the.

fact that some of these guys really are. serious about it there have been a bunch. of people where particularly in uh um in. a lot of like Carolinas Tennessee a few. places where there was this tradition of. snake handlers that they would you know. have let poisonous snakes buy them and. you know quite a few of these guys died. miserable deaths and then some of them. the poison wasn't that much so they. managed to survive and all of that but. I'm like. damn really Jesus Christ yeah literally. what a way to go yeah yeah yeah.

but but I love it when you ask things. like that I'm like hey I'm not telling. you it's scrap I'm not saying it's not. true it's there let's test it that just. let's just have it that way people need. something man they're always going to. need something whether they're going to. need you know liberalism you know. conservativism they need a path yeah you. need someone to just chop out the brush. for them and point them in the right. direction whether it's you know. Christianity whether it's atheism I've.

met atheists that might as well have. been religious they're just they're so. anti- religion that there it's a it's a. religion in and of itself I had a. chapter That was supposed to go in the. book that was basically saying that. atheist and hardcore fundamentalist are. twins separated a bir CU they are both. based on a certainty on how the universe. works and all of that but then myish. should deide that that you already are. offending people of seven million. different religions you want to we want. to sell some books about skip the aist.

chapter let's when they both have in. Commons they would all [ __ ] their pants. if they saw an. alien that I think everybody has that. that's that's the trump card is the. aliens if a real [ __ ] alien. battleship like all these stupid movies. that keep coming out there's another. stupid movie coming out where it comes. out of the ocean and they [ __ ] go to. war the American Military they're. shooting cannons this [ __ ] crazy. robot monstrosity thing that pops out of. the ocean damn I miss the jewel of. cinematography how it's not out yet it's.

coming you get a break yourself I think. it's in a March but whatever it is it's. like that is a never ending theme the. never ending theme is someone way. smarter than us coming down and just. [ __ ] our world up yep you know. hurling missiles through buildings. buildings explode it's like a standard. Vision have uh I have this Chinese. doctor when nobody could there were all. this weird stuff going on with my body. nobody could figure it out this guy was. amazing he just fixed me like that but. the last time I saw him he spent half.

hour telling me about there's are mother. Ships coming at the end of the of 2012. and who knows whether they are nice or. not he was really going into it I was. like what if he's right seriously hey. seriously he was when all the. [ __ ] with their degrees and In. suan tha all the top doctors from Kaiser. and all of that couldn't figure out. anything out from him this crazy ass. dude in the use acupuncture or something. yeah he did acupuncture he gave me herbs. he was I mean I was desperate so I'm. like I'm going to try anything but the.

dude is literally in this hole in the. wall he's wearing five watches I don't. dare to ask why or anything so like. that's where all his baby mama are. staying all over the world that's funny. so I'm like oh damn this is but what do. I have to lose at this point and hey the. guy fixed it no he told me it's your. back acupuncture will fix your back and. then you have an infection I'll give you. the herbs and you'll be fine wow an. infection what kind of infection you had. no idea but it was like this stuff will. basically whatever it is will get rid of. it and sure enough cuz I mean they did.

at Kaiser I had like seven gazillion. tests done from MRIs to blood work to. everything you name it they couldn't. figure out anything was it stress. related for because of your situation. I'm sure I mean but stress can cause. real stuff you know it can be not just. um psychosomatic stuff can really [ __ ]. you up in specific ways so I mean yeah. it was stress related like who knows. specifically what it is nobody could. figure it out and then the crazy Chinese. guy saved me the one who was telling me.

about UFOs the whole time and that's. what I mean about so while he was while. he was fixing you he was telling you. about UFOs it still worked yeah. absolutely totally so that's almost like. eliminating the placebo effect you're. like this you're like this guy's [ __ ]. crazy talking to me about UFOs people. love the idea of UFOs it's a [ __ ]. amazing idea for them you know it's so. exciting you know that they're out there. and that they're watching and they're. coming in they're going to you don't. know whether they're your friends or.

they kill you. yeah I I just I just um I don't I'm not. I'm not saying that they're not real. just like I'm not saying that there's. not really a guy in the clouds it's just. it's I'm not seeing anything I'm not. seeing anything compelling it's possible. I mean I I leave it open that it would. come but I'm not seeing anything. compelling you know not even the birth. of a child Joe that's not what we're. talking about we're talking about UFOs. you [ __ ] you just tuned out and. tuned back in you you took my words.

completely out of context how dare you. but if the aliens did land that would be. that would be the end of everything if. there was something way smarter than us. we would just have to give up y right we. would have to we would we would be we. would be so stunned that's when Cults. would just rise up that's that that. would be a dark moment if it a real Alan. culture did come here for another planet. you know people would really get frantic. that's when people would really like. stock stock up on food and 50 caliber.

guns and yeah but what's that's going to. do if you know if you're dealing with. something that's so much more powerful. so much smarter so much. like you think it's possible for a. society to get smart enough to be able. to travel through space and and and go. and [ __ ] with other people on another. planet I mean look at the stuff we do. today if somebody ask you if it was. possible 50 years ago it looks like. magic half of the stuff that right but. we're always like one [ __ ] up away from. blowing each other Sky High that one. doesn't rule the other doesn't rule out. the other you know the fact that you can.

be incredibly smart and come up with all. this awesome stuff doesn't mean you are. wise enough to know how to deal with it. and not [ __ ] everything up which is. Humanity right there yeah that is. humanity in a nutshell yeah it would be. such a [ __ ] shame if we library of. Alexandra this whole thing it just boom. just torched this whole civilization and. had to had to really start from scratch. yeah that would seriously ruin my day I. think well that is the one sort of I I'm. not I don't want to say justification.

but the one sort of argument for having. one powerful military that dominates the. rest of the world is that by doing that. at least they keep everybody else from. blowing everything up keep keep your. military from growing to the point where. you are able to make the same decisions. that we can make we don't want that yeah. there's there's an argument in that I. guess if you look at the statistics like. what people are like you know what what. the potential for people to behave as. like yeah I'm not a big fan of the US. government but when I compare it to a.

lot of there are bunch of places and. governments that I would like better and. there are many others that I'm like. Jesus Christ give me George Bush again. you know like is just give you the worst. crap in your ass ever and it's still I. like it better than the Taliban you know. yeah no kidding right isn't it funny. yeah it's but it's amazing the spectrum. of of different sort of regimes that. exist at the same time like what's going. right now in Syria and while you know. the americ are complaining about the. National Defense authorization act which.

takes away a lot of civil liberties. right so nothing compared to what the. [ __ ] is going on in the Middle East you. know thes abut the Riots of Arab Arab. Spring and what's going on right now in. Egypt and the power void in Iraq there's. parts of the world right now that are. [ __ ] up a lot a lot a lot a lot I. think we as Americans can barely even. wrap our heads around that it doesn't. even seem real of course cuz unless you. leave it what the hell you know it's. like something you see on TV for 30. seconds that doesn't mean [ __ ] that's. like the one argument for a powerful.

military right there the [ __ ] rest of. the world you know and I'm you know. people always say that I've I've been. accused of being a liberal I've been. accused of being anti-military which I'm. absolutely not I'm always anti the. people that are pointing military in. certain directions that's what I'm anti. I'm I'm I'm I'm anti a lot of a lot of. the people's decisions at the very top. of the Heap but as far as like having a. military yeah you. you [ __ ] better cuz the rest of the. world does yeah it's good to have a. military it's very good to keep an eye.

on all these crazy [ __ ] all over the. world too yeah cuz yeah there's people. that's the thing people in us they grow. up with the everything about the country. is amazing and wonderful and then when. they find out that it's not all amazing. and wonderful that some bad [ __ ]. happened they go to the extreme opposite. and it's like everything that's American. is horrible terrible and the US is. responsible for everything that's evil. in the world it's like no that's not it. you know it's more complicated than that. it's very complicated it's very the. economy in and of itself is very. complicated a lot of laws that are in.

place are very complicated and one of. the reasons why they're in place is. because getting rid of laws gets rid of. jobs for police officers people don't. like that that's one of the big problems. with drug enforcement you know drug. enforcement as a as a business you know. the drug enforcement agency it's a. business drug enforcing is a business. you're spending money jobs are created. this is how ridiculous it gets in. Florida they had people that were. pretending to be high school students. you know the story oh yeah I read it I. think you tweeted yeah I tweeted it. recently and I mean there's been more. than one case of these one of them they.

arrested 28 kids and another one this. woman was hot and she was 25 and she was. flirting with 15-year-old boys they. became Facebook friends they were. texting each other and she was flirting. with him asking him to get her weed so. he got her weed this poor kid this poor. love smitten kid got her weed and he. said he didn't even want to take money. for it he said it was a gift she. couldn't give him money and then they. arrest him and now they're going to. charge him with [ __ ] you know a. potential 9 years in jail or something. crazy you know what what an [ __ ].

thing to do what a crazy ridiculous. [ __ ] thing to do and that goes back. to that point he's like why the [ __ ] do. people feel the need to tell other. people how to leave you don't like don't. smoke it that's what we're talking about. it's a business that there's a there's. jobs that were created in that sting you. know they created a sting they went into. high school and they they got kids to. sell them wheat and they did it in like. such a sneaky [ __ ] up way the fact. that a 25-year-old woman could ever have. a a a position where she talks a boy. into anything and have that boy.

responsible for it yeah dude a a boy a. 15-year-old boy has no idea what the. [ __ ] is going on he just sees tits and. skin and lips and she's touching his. hand and his dick is hard and he can't. even believe she's talking to him he. can't even believe she's talking to him. I'll get you weed I'll get you whatever. the [ __ ] you want yeah he can't believe. she's so hot she looks like a woman cuz. she she is a woman that [ __ ] [ __ ] is. totally cheating she's not 15 she's not. a a fellow high school student she's a.

25-year-old cop right [ __ ] how. ridiculous but that's the thing like I. get it there are jobs in that fine I get. it but unfortunately isn't it possible. to figure out a way to like there aren't. they don't want to get shot busting on a. meth lab yeah isn't there enough labs. are hard to break into yeah isn't there. enough [ __ ] real [ __ ] going on where. people could work to solve real problems. going on yeah you would hope hope you. would hope but you know I don't I don't. think it's that logical I think it's a. money grab I think people go where where.

the money is and there is money right. now in enforcing their current drug laws. there's a lot of jobs that would be lost. if we we just said all right pot's legal. sorry you know how many [ __ ] people. are going to be out of jobs that's a. that's a real issue you know and it's. something that should be corrected too. there should be a bill that addresses. that as well it says listen you know. we're going to replace these drug. enforcement jobs with the jobs where. they're doing you know something more. you know more more helpful you know. whatever the [ __ ] it is border security.

what what whatever the [ __ ] it is right. something something that makes more. sense border security is ter terrible. example you know um put them in. Torpedoes or or uh submarines rather get. them Patrol the ocean these are just. these aren't really wellth thought ideas. but if you were trying to come up with a. good bill a good bill would be make. marijuana legal make it uh readily. available and sellable and then take the. jobs that be lost in drug enforcement. and put them into something positive. whatever it could be forestry whatever. whatever jobs then the issue would be.

those people wouldn't be qualified for. those jobs so how how do those people. benefit from it are those people just. going to be [ __ ] out of luck to come up. with a whole new career not all jobs. require you to you know study for 20. years you know I'm sure there could be a. period of training where they still get. their money as they are getting trained. for the job what if you were in drug. enforcement for like 25 years you know. which a lot of guys are and and then you. know all of a sudden it's. banished kind of sucks for them you it's. not their fault you know it's not your.

fault when you're a young cop and you. think that this is uh well it's the law. it's what it is what it is you know it's. almost not your fault you're you're. you're suckered into doing something. that's actually imoral right it just. seems like it's okay because it's behind. the wall of something written down on. paper somewhere but the reality of it is. it's pretty [ __ ] immoral you know. when you're when you're locking a kid up. in a cage cuz you caught him with some. plants or some fungus you know that's. absolutely it's it's reprehensible and. everyone knows it inherently they know. it inside and if you don't you're. fooling yourself it's really that.

simple it's just it's just it's amazing. that we still have to have these. conversations and not only that we can. because if you look at the political. scene nobody not Republicans not. Democrats I mean not nobody was a shot. at winning let's put it that way would. even bring up these topics because it's. political suicide you know it's like. you're soft on drug you really want 5. olds to be shooting AR know it's like. the problem is those dangerous drugs man. those problem is those drugs that. [ __ ] suck and we need to like really.

get it out there to kids like don't [ __ ]. with Heroin don't [ __ ] with meth don't. [ __ ] with all these Dangerous Ones you. know there's a lot of D and if if things. were legal like if cocaine was legal you. would actually buy real cocaine you. would go to a pharmacy or whatever the. [ __ ] you would buy if it was legal and. you could buy real cocaine you know. you're not getting real cocaine now. you're getting real cocaine that Joey. has bought and chopped up and you know. what I mean most of the on the black. market is I once met Albert hman the guy.

who created LSD and one of the thing he. was telling me was uh you know most of. the stuff that goes for LSD around the. world is not LSD because the stuff that. the way I make it he uses certain. compounds that are so rare that there's. no way that it could support such much. production there just isn't enough of. that stuff wow so you say whatever they. sell out there it's I have no idea what. the hell it is but it's certainly it's. not my stuff. and he argued then who knows maybe it's. true maybe it's not but he argued that. his stuff would give you kind of all the. benefits of LSD without all the crap.

from Street LSD and um so Street LSD. though is still giving you the same. benefits as the stuff that he produces. he just wasn't as taxing in the body as. that is yeah yeah yeah yeah they made. that [ __ ] illegal too yeah too too much. he was actually you see this guy is like. a Swiss chemist so very serious old dude. very now he's been dead for a while but. uh he's uh and he was originally looking. for a cure for headache like he was. working on a headache peel and he came.

up with LSD that was pretty funny right. there yeah didn't he come up with it and. not even realize it he took it. accidentally got it in his skin and it. was riding home on his bike and tripping. his [ __ ] balls off not knowing what. he did yeah he they had no idea what the. dosage was back then cuz LSD like the. the dosage to body ratio has been. compared to an ant demolishing the. empire building in 30 seconds like. literally like that's that's how. powerful like a little tiny drop of this. [ __ ] is he didn't know that man he.

probably just was drinking glasses of it. he was doing acid. shots he's probably doing shots of acid. oh my God but I have to tell you I met. the guy in his 80s and he seemed. perfectly coherent and totally logical. steel and all of that so who knows maybe. he was right there's a different look. that those old guys that have done acid. having in their eyes right it is a. different look right you know they. there's there's a weird thing that you. get sometimes when you're talking to one.

of those old acid dudes like you you. might have seen some [ __ ] that's not. available anymore right you know they. might have seen some limited production. yeah view of life through acid you you. know acid in the 60s I would have loved. to have seen what it was like like the. flower child Children of the San. Francisco early 1960s you know I watched. that Hunter S Thompson documentary uh. Gonzo Life and Times of do and it's uh. [ __ ] fun documentary but one of the. things it talks about was the Utopia of. the acid culture over the early 1960s in.

San Francisco and they show all these. people running around holding hands. together tripping their [ __ ] balls. off and it's really interesting man like. that was a that whole [ __ ] part of. the world it wasn't illegal yet and that. whole part of the world was just. blossoming with all these new ideas and. new music and this new like sort of wild. psychedelic culture was all like. emanating out of this one place and they. [ __ ] threw the water on it and. squashed that [ __ ] yeah it's amazing. even if you just listen to the music.

alone and you listen to what was in the. 1950s and then you switched to the 60s. it's like what the hell just happened. it's like it's a whole other Universe. right there yeah they they came up with. some [ __ ] incredible [ __ ] andrick. yeah and it all hen I mean a lot of it. all happened in that that area of San. Francisco y you know it's what a what. there's there are moments in time man. where if if time travel isn't possible. but time Recreation is if they ever. figure out a way to to rec like we could. just go in and Peak that would you know. like remember those things that you had.

when you were a kid The View sliders and. it was like dinosaur and you would click. click and it would like be the next. dinosaur if there was something you. could put on some goggles and just take. a view as to what life was like in a. certain area you know 5 million years. ago be like a [ __ ] a security camera. on the wall a 100 million years ago in. the jungle watch Dinosaurs run down Jack. and things that would be pretty damn fun. yeah I wonder if that would be. eventually possible I mean if if you. maybe you can't have travel back in time.

but you can't have a view get that's or. even if they just had some amazing. computer simulation of what had happened. yeah I SLE for that I think I'm going. with yeah what the. [ __ ] we're lucky we're very lucky we. we're living in 2012 we would have been. dead at any other time in history we're. too weak we would be able to deal with. the caveman era or the Babylonian Empire. or the Sumerian days when was Conan. supposed to take place Conan Kanan is I.

mean he funny because he actually uses a. lot of history but then he argues that. you know he makes up a lot of crap of. course Real History robery Howard did. like what what did he use a lot if you. look at these Maps they are based on you. know many of the cultures in his sort of. fantasy world are based then on cultures. that eventually evolve in real. historical times that we know of but. it's supposed to predate all the stuff. we know so he argues that there was. Atlantis and this super powerful. civilization and that collaps and the.

world went into this hardcore barbarism. and then civilizations were rising up. again and that's when Conan sets in and. then the history we know of that comes. down the road so it's why is that so. appealing for. men I mean the guy goes around chopping. people head off grabbing all the most. beautiful women in the land I mean do I. need to go on he drinks all the time. yeah but the in the um that era like. that that the I mean that that not that. era rather but that genre the the the. sorcery and the snakes and the Monsters.

he's always fighting and you know Conan. had the coolest [ __ ] stories like. what is it I mean literally essentially. Taps into the young male fantasy. especially that as you become older. you're supposed to I mean my 40s I'm. supposed to have dropped that you know. I'm not supposed to be like into like. the the next Conan movie like someone. get it right like that's ridiculous. posterous I'm a father and a grown man. and I'm in the Conan the Barbarian who. cares Conan I but it becomes I mean. there was it's a it is it Taps into like.

a real of adolescent childhood sort of. fantasy genre thing in our heads I mean. who doesn't want it right it's like what. was in the movie what's best in life. Conan and to crush your enemies have. them driven before you they hear the. Lamentations of the women is that what. it is the Lamentations L L I used to say. nin you know it's funny I actually grew. up I watched Conan a million times in. Italian yeah and so I never really heard.

it in uh in English and when I heard. Arnold speaking it I was like oh Jesus. this is a whole completely different. movie watching it listening what was the. original voice like like hey come here. no it was just this manly tough guy but. nothing particular striking about it. yeah very nobody ever gets it right when. they do like a voice over they hardly. ever get it right but that time maybe. because I listened to daan first I was. like oh God the English version sucks. it's painful really yeah so the English.

version with Arnold wasn't as good how. dare you because it makes you laugh is. it his voice yeah it's uh especially. when you don't expect it because I was. used to seeing con and speaking like a. regular human being and then and I'm. saying it by the way with the thick. accent I have yeah exactly you rang it. on his accent listen to you man my. accent is great arold well your accent. has a certain amount of classical flare. to it the Italian welcome to the Olive. Garden a roll to the tongue say that say. welcome to the Olive Garden welcome to. the Olive Garden there see that's.

awesome he's going to use that for a. video now that's my new ringtone [ __ ]. weirdo he's got a love affair with the. Olive Garden yeah it's his religion he. didn't he didn't go with Judaism. somebody tweeted me yesterday that I was. supposed to tell him that I saw him at. the Olive Garden I guess what the [ __ ]. what a what a weird stupid running joke. is so stupid on forever too he will not. let it go the strangest thing you've. ever seen you know speaking of people. tweeting and stuff I wanted to mention. your fans are [ __ ] awesome I've never.

been around people who are like after. the first podcast I got a million. different people on Facebook now I. started Twitter and stuff and you know. every single person I've run into has. been really smart really nice super. polite but you check out their pages and. they all have like really interesting. people weird but funny and smart and so. I was like man I'm that there are people. like that out there you know I think if. you um put out that sort of uh that sort. of a show you know you put out that kind.

of um that kind of a Vibe and have. people like you come on the show and you. know other people that I've had that. people have really reacted to like. Graham Hancock and I got this Sam Harris. cat that's coming on soon and you know. having like really intelligent. interesting people on the show it and. and and putting out the you know your. own your personal philosophy on things. you know so people just [ __ ] be nice. to people stop being cty. be should. be with a of people that. like tolerate any [ __ ] and.

negativity from people remove that [ __ ]. from your life remove that [ __ ] from. what you're doing for a Liv push. yourself in the direction that you. actually want to go in and you know when. you put that out there people respond to. it and they start it starts to become a. part of their vibration it starts to. become a part of who they are as a. person you know and I think that's. what's happened we have like this crazy. group of people that are super cool you. know I mean it's I'm not delusional. about this it sounds completely. ridiculous that I would even you know. like say well the reason why my crowd's. cool so but if if you go to my shows the.

waitresses are always saying that that. people are so nice and that they're so. they're so generous I I think it's just. you put that out there man I think it's. good for all of us man like I didn't. figure this out all on my own I had to. meet a bunch of people that started. behaving like this I had to meet people. that had their [ __ ] together that. impressed me that were nice and were. positive and that impacted me and I. learned from the way they behaved you. know and I think I think we're all doing. that for each other and these. conversations and you know these these. subjects that we're having you know. these subjects are you know this it's.

unusual that you would have you know. someone who knows as much religion in. your life to as you do to to sit down. with and and and and go over this kind. of stuff you know there's not a lot of. opportunities that people have to talk. to a lot a big group of cool people it's. one of the best things about this. podcast yeah it makes me happy because. you know I'm a judgmental little bastard. so I see a lot of people where I'm like. oh I don't like you so much and all of. that so for me to say Jesus I'm Blown. Away by the quality of people that I've. run into after that listeners is just.

I'm not one who's always like all you. know everything goody goody everything. is great and one far from it and so I. was really man I it's hard to keep track. of so many good conversation with some. people who touch base with me after that. I was really really impressed with it. that's awesome man yeah like I said I. think if you put that out there man you. put that out there it's what's going to. get back you know what you what you put. out there in the universe it sounds. completely corny and hippie and. ridiculous but I think that you we all.

we we all can do. with like sort of absorbing a good. Community we all could do that on the. internet and I think that's one of the. the big powers that the internet gives. us is it gives us the ability to form. communities it gives us the ability to. choose who you you associate with and. and you know and connect to people in a. way that it's never really been possible. before yeah cuz that's the funny thing. you probably get the message from the. guy in Iceland somewhere where he's like.

the weird guy in the village and. everybody else is looking at him like. what's your problem and now he has a. chance to realize [ __ ] there are other. people out there actually can see the. word the way I do and they on my message. board and on Twitter there's always. people from there's people from Norway. and Sweden and Iceland and all. throughout Europe and all throughout I I. I have people that post from China it's. real from Islands you know it's amazing. you know it's uh the the idea of Twitter. you know the idea of you know anybody. from anywhere in the in the world that's.

like sinking up through this thing and. then there's going to be something after. that it's going to be they're going to. figure out some next step after Twitter. where things are going to get really. strange I hope for one they pick a. better name cuz serly it just took me. forever to get on Twitter CU it was like. really do I want to get on something. called Twitter now from now on I'll say. I tweet it's like Jesus Christ I have. some self-respect here come on you know. it sounds ridiculous. they should have called it Conan then I. would have respected it that would have. been cool today's episode is called. Conan yeah exactly we got a little silly. today with Conan I think I think we.

might over Conan people but when Conan. enthusiasts get together Sparks Fly. that's what it is man you never read any. of Robert D Howard when you were a boy. uh I read the comic I didn't read the. books or anything oh man you got to you. got to get the books to this day you'll. enjoy it if you're not going to read a. book why am I even saying that to you. when was the last time you read a book. um actually recently I started reading. the Steve Jobs books but I never. finished it yeah you do do that you like. to read biographies you read like um. Steve Martin's right oh yeah that also.

what is uh what did it say about Steve. Jobs was there any douchy [ __ ] I didn't. finish it like it was just kind of going. through his his you know everything. so it's stuff I already knew stuff for. the most part but there's a guy he s. sort of formed a little cult a cult of. Technology pretty [ __ ] slick I I was. a little [ __ ] Fanboy I used to I was a. [ __ ] Fanboy did you hear about the. Steve J I would get excited and watch. his little speeches and [ __ ] we bring.

out new laptops it's so dumb schol them. did you controversy about the Steve Jobs. doll no I haven't there's this uh Steve. Jobs doll that was made in I think China. and it looks so realistic and it comes. with like all these like little things. like hey this is for presentation so you. can kind of play doll with him but Apple. was like you know season toist and so. now it's like on E are they calling it a. Steve Jobs doll oh yeah yeah I'll show. you a picture it's scary it's really. scary looking cuz it looks just like him. yeah yeah what if Steve Jobs dolls. became the new.

crucifix people wor how did the [ __ ]. crucifix come about how did they how do. they start carrying around the one thing. that killed Jesus that's what an. unlikely choice and speaking of which. can you imagine cuz up until not that. long before one of the choice form of. death penalty was people being impaled. so can you imagine if that was the case. people would have hang it around their. neck some with a spike stick a guy's ass. and that would that would be that's how. uh the originator or the original story. that Dracula was based on Vlad the.

Impaler Impaler yes he used to eat his. lunch and there there's photos of him or. not photos of him obviously right. drawings rather of uh him sitting at a a. a banquet table while these people are. on spikes writhing around him and that's. how he would eat his dinner speaking of. human beings but serly can you imagine. somebody thinking H let me figure out. how I can shove this giant pole after. somebody's ass but missing all the. internal organs so I don't kill them and. then they get slowly it's like oh my God. who the [ __ ] think of that horrible man.

just a what a terrible way to die yeah. Jesus Christ it's hard to even wrap your. head up and it took a long time for. those people to die it took a long time. that was the goal Jesus [ __ ] Christ. yeah and apparently the Vlad the impor. story was uh a guy he was particularly. ruthless and one of the things cuz he. was outnumbered so he uh set up a lot of. uh these bodies outside the perimeter of. his town just to scare the [ __ ] out of. anybody who would come near yeah and it. was more like he was he was like back up.

against the wall and had to take some. crazy chances right and yeah I mean he. became Dracula so then start getting. into it yeah you imagine that man they. make a [ __ ] monster movie about you. hundreds of years after you're dead. that's what an impact you had that's. when you know you're a badass what a. crazy [ __ ] yeah seriously but yeah. can you imagine if that was instead the. punishment in Jesus times now Christians. today rather than just you know Crossing. themselves and stuff you just. mimic you mimic mimic the pole up the.

ass that would be the thing you would do. instead of the Cross oh my God people. enter Church oh can you imagine oh that. would be so. ridiculous I mean it's just as. ridiculous as nailing yourself to the. [ __ ] I mean what are you doing you're. making the points of the cross the cross. I mean it's it's such a bizarre symbol. Lenny Bruce said it best he's like he's. like in 100 years now it's like people. walking around with the uh electric. chairs around their neck right and I. [ __ ] up the joke I forget how he said. it I forget forget his exact wording and.

then Bill Hicks had another one it's. like uh it's really variational the joke. he said it was like Jackie Onasis. walking up to her with a rifle pendant. on thinking about John you know really. kind of the same joke but it really is. true yeah they killed him on that thing. and people carried around how'd that. tradition get. started [ __ ] too much weed earlier I. don't remember remember now yeah you. don't remember how that tradition got. started how they started nailing people. to the Cross oh no nailing people to the. Cross how high did you get you got.

pretty high before the show didn't you. yeah you got a little too high go in and. out it's the weed that's rocking fuel. son that's high grade it's not it's. problematic it's a wave sometimes you. know it crushes you under it and then. you got to get back up on your surf. board I'm totally happy anyway so it. doesn't really matter you know some. moments I'm on and I Mak sense some I'm. like trailing somewhere in happy Fair as. long as you're happy I'm happy. but so how did they uh why did people. start carrying run across yeah I mean it. was one of those punishments like. impaling people like the idea was how.

can we make you suffer the worst. possible in a very public way where. people go by and they will see you. slowly dying there for three days and uh. it goes back to this desire of rulers in. certain States and the Romans were. perfect example of these guys but they. weren't the only ones doing that who got. into it because it was a way to make a. statement which is don't [ __ ] with us. because if you ever even think of. rebelling against us this is what's. going to happen to you and every time. you go down the street you see somebody.

there and think about you being there. you may want to think about that plan of. rebellion that you had how often were. they crucifying people and I mean you. don't have to do it that often to have. an impact on people I don't think you. need to see that many people crucified. for it to s in your head but but you had. Cas is like when the Spartacus Rebellion. where after the Rebellion they grab like. thousands of slaves and nail them one. every so many 100 ft between Naples and. Rome that's a long [ __ ] way to and. the entire way people on Cross oh my.

God holy [ __ ] that's. hardcore that is terrifying yeah and now. how the [ __ ] did people go from that to. wearing one around your chain and. diamonds yeah how did you go from one of. them P Diddy you know big ass bling. bling crosses what's up Jesus up and and. that's too what I love about editing the. scriptures you know yeah like Jesus. don't like him but the guy was very. hardcore about economics you know one of.

the thing he says is is easier for a. camel to go through the eye of an idle. than for a rich man to get into heaven. wow I mean fact KL Marx doesn't go that. far you know what I mean yeah it's like. it's easier for a camel to go through. the eye of an idle than for a rich man. to get into heaven God damn Jesus was. dropping some poor man's science yes so. I mean he there's probably a bit in that. there's probably totally a bit in the. crosses so explain to me again where. where this I'm going to write this down. where did the crosses how far did they.

they last from oh the people pinned up. on the crosses ah [ __ ] it wasn't Jewish. time it was definitely Roman he was in. pers as well I want to say started in. Persia. but but the um the people that were uh. pinned off in the cross oh how long they. started on no the you know the road that. you were talking about there was like. thousand how many feet was it where. people were on the cross it was between. Naples and Rome and basic Rome is how. far is that it's like Rome is Central. Italy na is South so he's a good chunk.

of definitely over 100 miles I can't. remember so for 100 miles people R Stak. yeah whoa whoa wo I forgot how manyet. they separated for 100 miles people were. strung up on crosses well they had some. thousands of prisoners following. defeating Spartacus they had literally. thousands of them and so they decided to. execute them all by you know sticking. them all on crosses between Rome and. Naples where where the whole thing went. down and um make a very public statement.

about for other slave thinking of rebell. Naples in r that is crazy yeah nipples. is actually it's more than that it's CU. it's not and how our dri they went from. that to dude that a at the emms wearing. you know big ass [ __ ] platinum cross. with some nice diamonds on it maybe. white gold yeah and that's awesome. exactly you get all the super rich thing. onor in the dude who tells you that rich. people will not it's like what the hell.

is or the big cross tattoo that's. another one right it's the I mean I get. it I get what you're trying to. do but if you've really thought about. what what the cross was used for yeah. Jesus Christ I don't think anybody knows. that I think very few people knew that. there was a time in history where people. were strung on on crosses for over 100. miles oh yeah I mean the how many how. many actual total humans was that I. think he has about 5,000 if I remember. correctly he was in the thousands that's.

for sure I want to say five Christ yeah. but I mean that's the Roman you know. that's one of the thing in Roman times. they had gazillion slaves and yet hardly. ever any Rebellion well you know why cu. the one time when they do it they get. strung up on crosses for hundreds of. miles and now they're power lines they. were replaced with power lines the same. visual of like these creepy P you know. things in the streets power lines are. not as creepy as crosses Brian well no I. mean like like those old ones like those.

old ones where there's like a million. wires all attached to this like little. like I have one in the back of my house. I just look at it every day I'm like H. that's not good yeah what about those. you ever drive like into certain towns. and they have these giant [ __ ]. enormous ones that they hum when you. pass by them and they feed you know like. towns that are like miles and miles away. those are they can't it can't be good. living next to that right def no that's. got to be [ __ ] with your system. somehow in some form yeah is it have.

they ever proven that I don't know but. there's there's a lot of houses even in. Burbank because Burbank uses still uses. those uh power lines and there's a like. humongous ones and their houses below it. and you just kind of feel eerie it feels. Eerie being around that area cuz there's. just humming above you like this. humongous power there's different ones. like you know there's certain areas like. really Roar Ral areas where you passed. by big [ __ ] giant ones I I I don't. understand much about uh the the science. behind providing electricity to cities. but you know there's obviously a a lot.

of there's a lot of energy going through. those goddamn things if your house is. just like sitting. there hello oh the thing is. just right above you is that [ __ ]. with some things that you can't see I I. think. so you think so I should we just Google. this I'm just talking out what would I. Google power lines cancer it probably. yeah okay cancer is always what you look. for right yeah but yeah that's the thing. today that nobody knows it's like hm we. have gazillion cases of cancer but we.

don't know why and you know there are. all these yeah many many many things in. our environment that are [ __ ] up from. the stuff we eat to the stuff yeah Power. L to all sort of things that we don't. really know what to what degree they do. or do not contribute but the fact that. MSG is even allowed to be used today. just drives me crazy delicious though. huh it is but it's so unnecessary is it. bad for you something it it's proven to. give you cancer restaurants restaurants. use it all the [ __ ] time though that.

they don't tell you really that's that's. kind of like hey thanks you might want. to say hey there's something in here. that might cause cancer this guy's. telling me this why he smoke cigarettes. he's the Chinese food ain't going to. kill you bro unless you're eating. Chinese food all day every day that. monosodium glutamate who do you know. that you had a funer for your friend. because. mon my man was uh Living Large. good but he had this Chinese food. addiction he just could not kick yeah. but who knows though you've definitely. known people that have died of cancer. that just just not bit linked to MSG but.

how do they know that it does it cause. cancer in rats or something like that. one those things I don't know it's just. proven yeah we're not rats I think we. can rats can eat some [ __ ] that we can't. eat you know we shouldn't you know we. shouldn't really go by that yeah I don't. but yeah I'm sure Ms you he's terrible. for you I think it's like a it's just a. flavor enhancer right isn't it like. accent or something like that there's a. couple different like brand names of it. I don't know cuz I worked in a. restaurant when I was a kid worked in. like a newort creamy was like a a.

hamburger place I think we had. MSG this power line cancer thing I can't. get a [ __ ] straight answer everybody. wants to make you read things just. answer me [ __ ] what's up in India. because of a study of 134 people with. stomach cancer who are Avid consumers of. which food can contain MSG the Federate. Federation of hotel and restaurant. owners in eastern India has asked its. members to refrain from using MSG. there's like a website called MST.

truth.org cancer. HTM and it's just all. these reports of like where MSG is like. no it's seriously not why are we serving. this why are we allowed to do this do. but do you are you concerned with it for. real well I I I I don't think it's. necessary here's here's the reason why. there's a really good tie place that's. in Hollywood uh they they I don't want. to say place but Palms all right but it. but they use MSG and then I had it once. with MSG and then the next time I. returned there I'm just like looking at. the menu going Jesus Christ they put MSG.

in their food and they have it right. here on the menu that they're they they. just like hey by the way we use MSG so I. I go uh can I have no MSG and they're. like oh yeah sure no problem and so I. got the same [ __ ] I got last time it. tasted exactly the same it was delicious. it was amazing it wasn't like like oh. wow that there's definitely a night and. difference maybe it's the government man. maybe they're trying to kill people by. giv MSG MSG are allowing it that's just. weird that that's not a big I'm going to. Google is MSG good for you what if it. turns out it's good for you or maybe.

they told you that sure no problem no. MSG on this one yeah get the white guy. the regular get him the same [ __ ] you. didn't die yeah yeah they're not going. to take a chance by giving you a a. superior product by cutting it out y. tastes good shut up eat it um I don't. know man is it is it really that bad for. you yeah MSG is good for you okay I'm. reading something that says MSG is good. for you an article on Forbes Magazine. argues that MSG monosodium. glutamate uh may actually be good for.

the world what okay hold on SES the. onion daily. US the US Health nuts avoid it like the. plague but in many parts of Asia it sits. on the table along with salt and pepper. to enhance the flavor of meals leading. expert in MSG senior scientist company. named blah blah blah insist that the. definitive link between MS and headaches. has yet to be proven furthermore his own. research has shown that the hospitals. Patients Hospital patients who have lost. their appetite more likely eat their.

meals when sprinkled with MSG this he. postulates could help elderly and sick. people improve their appetites get. nutrition they need and live longer or. smoke weed yeah smoking weed would do. better than MSG but maybe smoking weed. MSG together is the [ __ ] smoking. some put some uh moth poop on that [ __ ]. well I remember it being a big deal I. remember uh people were you know always. saying avoid MSG like it became a big. deal like out of nowhere right it was. something that people used it's like ra. on kind of I think like you one day they.

were like oh [ __ ] you know there was. this like news report saying that MSG is. bad for you and then it kind of blew up. like ridon did how did people get like. wacky rules as to like what you can and. can't eat in like biblical days like you. know like the clo and hoof thing with. pork what is that yeah I mean a lot. stuff it makes sense is probably there. are certain you know animals that are. freaking dirty that are more likely to. carry diseases people will still eat. them and this freaking diseases still. get spread around so let's just say that. God said that you shouldn't eat it and. we're done with it likeis and [ __ ] like. that yeah yeah yeah so I mean I'm sure.

it boiled down to real factual things. that people said you know what we need. to make a hardcore rule because. otherwise people don't respect it so. let's make it that God said so and you. know let's everybody stick to it and. then of course then they stop making. sense when hundreds of years later or. thousands of years later the conditions. are different so they no longer you know. the animals could be in cleaner. conditions or whatever but then the rule. sticks around when some of them are. really nuts you know like and at a. certain point in time it's not it isn't. based on health anymore it's just based.

on this strange tradition yeah there's. that and that you're guilty if you eat. like the Pig and the swine like that's. the big thing about Muslims I don't eat. swine you know they'll tell you that. like I remember that was like a cool. thing for rappers to say like back in. the 90s they don't eat swine you know. what you don't eat wine why not it's. delicious you [ __ ] what are you crazy. you don't eat bacon or you're hard cuz. you don't eat bacon what you know it's. just the idea that your religion would. keep you from bacon just that's all you. need to know they're not looking out for. you do they keep they keep you from.

barbecue pork as well we get the [ __ ]. out of here your religion keeps you from. spare ribs they're [ __ ] they must be. [ __ ] if you go to Dr hogly wagle's. in Van eyes and have the spare ribs and. tell me that that's not Heavenly that's. not a gift of God there's a reason God. made those ribs taste so goddamn good. right I I'm down with your religion how. did you put it is like if a religion. doesn't let you how did you say about. bacon it was awesome yeah if your. religion doesn't let you eat bacon. they're not looking out for you I like. they're not they're they're [ __ ] I. like that I think that we need to make a.

new religion are you willing to uh put. this together when you do your new book. are you going to that's what you're. going to do going to construct a new. religion the working title is create. your own religion so so you're going to. pick out all the best stuff yep that's. the idea does it have to have any basis. in any previous stories or I mean how. can it be substantiated is there any you. know like could you use Scientology is. what I mean I mean it's not based on. fate so it's based on um you know what. makes sense to you what seems to work. and then you know try it and if it.

doesn't work change it but when you're. including religions are you allowed to. include ones that we know somebody made. up I mean Scientology I actually don't. use yeah I don't use S because I feel. like it's beyond why is it I mean why is. it any different than what had happened. with that one guy with a dragon suit 20. billion people died he said he was. Jesus's brother I mean if Scientology. was something that. greater number of people took extremely. seriously then I would say sure let's. play with it I would agree with you if I. hadn't met so many actors and I think. that's why I I hav and so yeah I haven't.

and so it seemed like you know the world. of acting it's it's a hugely popular. it's hugely popular amongst uh. successful people as well I think it. gives them some sort of a framework in. which to uh to think and behave you know. and and a framework of positivity like. you know everyone's seen that uh the Tom. Cruz right in Indo. video he talking about a car accident. [ __ ] scary yeah if you haven't seen. it folks you have to look it up if they. haven't pulled it from the web I hope. God I hope they haven't pulled it do you.

think they pulled that and you know that. you're the only one who can help cuz. you're a Scientologist and he's so fake. charismatic it's like God he's so good. at it he would be an awesome cult leader. oh he might have to do it too he might. have to step in you know they have to. also step him up cuz he's too he's not. high enough oration no no I mean. literally height a little dude and they. have to pump him up a little to make you. think so man I think he's so car man can. get away with it just make sure you keep.

him on a Podium no one's even going to. know but then again everybody has always. seen on camera you can always make him. look taller when if you see this dude is. like I don't remember maybe he's not. that short but I thought from what I he. that he's like ridiculously like Hobbit. size probably not nearly as short as. everybody says cuz they probably want to. make him seem like more of a loser cuz. good do probably I mean come on when. there's a guy like Tom Cruz been in how. many goddamn blockbuster movies over and. over and over again massive success over.

and over and over again you're going to. look for Flaws he's gay he's [ __ ]. short he's gay that's all you ever hear. he's gay short yeah I'm sure there's an. Envy level of like Fu [ __ ] you I want. your life so you must suck for some. other reason yeah I wonder how much of. an effect Scientology has on his success. I wonder how much of uh you know how. much of what he pulled off would have P. wouldn't have pulled off if he wasn't. deep in the the throws of some I think. you're on your way to converting me it's. sounding cooler and cooler by the second. now maybe man maybe it's the way to do.

it maybe we need to All Join like a. reasonable cult a cult that really has. its [ __ ] together I I bring up this over. and over again and people think I'm. [ __ ] serious I want to be clear right. now no I'm not starting a cult for real. I'm just [ __ ] around all right we're. just bouncing ideas no I'm not really. going to set up a compound where people. can show up cuz if you did man this is. the time of the of the world where if. you did do that you said listen we have. 6,000 Acres it's in W Wyoming anybody. can sign up we do a background check on. you if you're in build a house come on.

in and we start a. town could you imagine yeah yeah they. would they would shut that down though. wouldn't you think my guesses if we did. that would you be willing to go and be. our religious advisor I've always want. to be the keep everybody on the same. page you know do I get to crucify them. if they don't do no you can't do that. you can't do that we're going to try to. avoid that [ __ ] what we're trying to do. is just get a bunch of people together. that we don't really know that much and. just soothe them out of their their. their current Dogma okay I like that. that's all we just you know so you you.

you'd be the guy that under like they. they can't argue with you yeah let's. you're having samaris come up let's have. a a final match in the cage between. myself and samaris and see who gets to. get the top spot and then samaris no the. guy didn't you say Sam Harris oh Sam. Harris sorry however the [ __ ] his name. is pronounced Sam Harris. Sam Harris he going to start his own. cult he'll break off in his own. Direction his cult will be smarter than. our cult I just read that he started. training jiujitsu yeah yeah he did yeah.

yeah I better get him oh for a while. that sucks well not not that long in. that case taking private lessons he's. going to come on um uh I think it's. March 8th is he's going to be on we're. going to talk about it I should take him. on while he's still learning before he. gets too good what level is is your game. are you a purple belt level what what. level is your game you know my game is. weird because I roll for the longest. time not in formal classes so my way is. weird because I'm lacking some pieces of. the game that you should learn when. you're a [ __ ] white belt but then I.

have other yes some I don't put my. weight I don't put enough pressure on. top I don't do some of the stuff that. are supposed to do that you learn as. Basics but then at the same time I have. like weird ass movements that I can tap. people who are insanely better than me. really so is uh it's kind of weird is uh. I can lose to really shitty people and I. can beat really good people people so. it's hard to gauge it the same way yeah. roughly give or take somewhere around. there somewhere somewhere around the. purple B range but he's uh is not.

regular you know I'm better than a. purple belt in some way and I'm way. worse in others and so it's my game is a. little weird that way that's interesting. like what what do you what what style. was it that you learned what was like. the first style um I mean as far as. grappling goes no I did play it was some. it was basically you know grappling with. no geese so it was and who did you learn. from I started out with this guy Tim. cartell was one of the black belts from. um what's his name the guy who started. Copa Pacifica um cber Lano okay um.

Cardell was awesome I really like his. game he was amazing Grappler and he. showed me some stuff and then a lot of. the time I would just roll with people. somebody at their garage they their. Jiu-Jitsu guys come over and we would. just roll so a lot of it was not drills. and formal learning a lot of it was. learned by doing and which has it advant. ages and disadvantages you know so I'm. missing a lot of stuff that I should. know but then I have other things that. like one thing I use to death are Lag. locks lag locks are my game he's like I.

catch people dangerous man but you know. what if you're not an ass and the people. you're rolling with know what they are. doing you don't have to crank them like. crazy you know you catch somebody and. then you some cases when the guy is not. happing like I would just tell him like. dude yeah you know the scariest guys who. Samar Paul harz for that reason I know. he's terrifying he's seriously scary. he's terrifying even cuz he catch it. there's I mean he's hardc competition so. if he doesn't do it the guy's going to. step up and P him but he just doesn't. give you a chance to you barely have a.

chance you're screaming in agony he he. tears guy's knees apart he's terrifying. he's so strong too when he jumps on it. he's a really unusual terrifying guy. like there's a first terrifying guy that. rips legs apart I can't remember a guy. who's so consistent at doing that in you. know high level MMA it's really kind of. an rare characteristic um that guy the. japanesey he's one of those yeah those. two guys are like neck and neck for the. the best leg locks even nari is. terrifying he's so good at wrapping guys. up my God he's horrifying he's got it.

also an amazing omop Plata submission. called the imari where you go like you. have the shoulder lock and then you grab. an sgrip underneath the guy's face and. you lean back and and it just snaps his. neck it's terrible it's a terrible thing. cuz his arm is twisted and you're. pulling his neck back it's nasty he's. submitted a couple guys with that he. gets it all the time now IM man is one. of those guys I like his style but he. does seem a bit of a dick because he. submission like he really is just he.

just RP your leg apart and he just is. dancing around all happy well you I mean. to finish guys off I mean you kind of. have to I mean the one of the reasons. why he's so good and so feared is. because he does that yeah that's true. and then people will tap early the next. time cuz they're in panic no I mean I. get it it's it's an advantage well. they're going to try to take his. conscience away you know that's his idea. is they're going to punt his head that's. through you know yeah yeah I don't know. it's it's it's [ __ ] hard game man. yeah it is you know that's why like when. this Rampage thing happened and Rampage. is upset at me I'm like look he's doing. a way harder gig than me you know but.

with what he's doing he's a sensitive. guy and he's got literally one of the. most difficult jobs to to manage on. Earth you know he's going to be. irritable about [ __ ] I'm sorry if I. pissed him off all I'm trying to do is. assess things just martial arts and. mixed martial arts fighting is uh got to. be one of the hardest ways to make a. humanly possible other than being a. soldier you know it's it's right up. there yeah right I mean even. psychologically going into the game. knowing that somebody spent the last. year training just in order to reap you.

apart in a more effective fashion sh. especially when guys start getting super. emotional talking [ __ ] to each other and. they get in each other's faces at the. weigh-ins you know things get really. that's crazy I met um was when I went to. Vegas I met I went because I was meeting. Randy cotour and so I got to H out with. him a little bit and I never met him. before and I was really Blown Away by. the way you see him on TV is the same. way you see him in reality and he's so.

calm it's like the opposite of what you. expect like I kept asking him about fear. you know going into it and being afraid. and he was like a foreign concept to him. he was like I think he wrestled so much. as a kid and got over the fear of. performance the anxiety all of that as a. kid that as an adult he just look at it. as a problem to be solved and is no big. deal and it's another day at the office. and I'm just like how the [ __ ] do you do. that [ __ ] superher seriously it's. like how do you manage that that's I. know and you know he uh fought some of.

the toughest fighters in the world with. that attitude I remember one time I. don't remember who it was that he fought. whether it was Tim silia or maybe it was. uh maybe it was Brennon ver I forget who. fought but he was on the the the side of. the octagon and uh I was looking over at. him before the fight started he looked. over at me and he winked and I'm like. this guy's so relaxed he can just look. at you and wink right before he goes to. war he was just so calm about it that's. one of the reasons why he was able to. keep fighting you know into a later age. he was he was so calm in there preserved.

his energy so efficient experienced you. know and that Greco Roman man that the. ability to control guys apparently. everybody says that Randy gor was one of. the nastiest guys like when he would. grab a hold of the back of your neck. like the control was so nasty you like. would there's dudes that have like. different levels of control and you. really haven't felt it yet and so you. heard sort of have like a lot of times. if you uh if you train with people that. only have a certain level of skill and. then all of a sudden you train with. someone who has a very high level of. skill it's baffling to you you you.

literally aren't even aware that someone. could be so good it's it's staggering to. you and that was uh apparently a lot of. people's assessments of ry's clinch that. he would get a hold of you that's why he. was so good at like dirty boxing guys. like when he fought vtor Belford that's. amazing yeah the first vtor Belford. fight especially they fought three times. but the first one especially when he. beat vtor when vtor was not just. undefeated he was this [ __ ] Phenom he. was tearing guys apart in the first. round and and Randy uh stopped him and. Randy a lot of it was like that dirty.

boxing man he was so good at it just. controlling the back of your head and. and pummeling you with shots and and and. forcing you in the cage and taking the. right angles and that was that was the. birth of Randy that was his third F. fight in UFC like how the hell do you go. from zero to fighting vctor bord and. [ __ ] anal he's an animal and a great guy. nice guy to be around you know really. nice guy to be around Ser seriously I. was really very impressed chatting with. him I was like man this guy is as good. as they say I'm better he's like he's.

really a cool guy I'm excited because. they asked me to write a book on his. career like cool I who asked you to do. this uh one of the guys that is um Joy. Verner he's one of the guys that one of. the trainers at extr c tour and so he. said let's work on it together you know. he wanted to do it and then he like my. writing so he say hop in and we'll write. it and do this thing about Randy cuz he. was saying you know most of the MMA. books are out there are autobiographies. which are cool but then in an.

autobiography you can only go you know. you can only hype it up so much because. you sound like an ass if you're. legendary fighter you know all of that. whereas doing it as a third person with. a lot of the voices from his opponents. from kind of like a face in Al Le type. of thing where you got multiple. perspective that builds the it's it's a. different way of be a great documentary. too man totally and that's the plan in. fact to do it as as a book and then to. shoot the interviews I was there for his. very first fight against Tony halma I.

think it was 1997 or 98 it might have. been 98 it was 97 thank you and uh Tony. hman was this giant [ __ ] pro wrestler. dude and Randy coutur ducked under that. dude's big punch got him took him down. and strangled his ass and I remember. thinking holy [ __ ] look at that like. that was the difference in like one guy. was like this big strong sort of pro. wrestler type character but the other. one had that that stupid grappling. strength that remembered from some. freaks in high school when I wrestled in.

high school you know when uh we were in. um you know a certain uh district and I. went to the the I think it was like the. Regionals I forget what it was called. but you know the the guys who'd won like. certain tournaments would advance to. other tournaments and so I got to see. like the state champion wrestlers and I. got to see like some of the really high. high level wrestlers and I'll never. forget there's the the way really good. wrestlers could manipulate guys like. just toss them and throw them around I. remember thinking Jesus Christ like. there's like just like anything else. there's there's guys out there that are. taking it to a very extreme level unless.

you go and see it you don't know that. that's possible so when I first saw. Randy in the UFC and he took down that. Tony halma guy that's immediately what. it reminded me of immediately what it. reminded me of was the first time that. I'd ever seen real good amateur. wrestlers and went whoa like this is. this is some [ __ ] to deal with right. here yeah did do you think he had a. chance when he fought V like cuz I mean. he did beat Alma but those guys were you. know the first two guys he beat weren't. that good caliber guys and then when he. stepped up to five V or did you it was a. big leap it was a big leap it was his.

third fight or his fourth fight third. fight he did that one night so he two. guys and then the next time was that's. incredible that really is incredible if. you stop and think about that I you know. I don't think we knew what he was. capable of but it was really clear early. on that he was just his force of will. was just too much right Randy cotour had. the most amazing will ever you know you. look back to the first pedroo fight dude. pedroo hit him with some of the most. horrifying leg kicks that have ever been. landed in an MMA fight it took him six.

months to recoup his legs to re. rehabilitate his legs after that fight. he showed me he still has a hole in his. leg the muscle died in that spot the. muscle died think about that Pedro jizo. kicks you so hard the muscles die. forever in certain spots on your [ __ ]. leg So Randy Cur got through that and. then reh for 6 months and then they. talked him into a rematch he didn't want. to do the rematch he like I don't want. to fight this [ __ ] guy again so they. give him a rematch and he beats him down. again. yep yeah well I think he just knew.

there's no way I'm getting leg kicked. this time it just became it didn't. become a you know I think when you fight. certain guys you you start thinking oh I. can take a leg kick or two and then you. fight Pedro hiso you be like oh no you. can't no you can't that guy man people. don't even know one of the reasons why I. have such a fetish for leg kicks like. people are always saying Ro you're so. [ __ ] hung up with leg kicks are queer. for leg kicks they H it's because I've. seen Pedro jizo fight live and i' I've. seen what's possible I know what's. possible when guys are good man I yeah I. definitely call for them too many but.

but it's because they're awesome when. they land yeah yeah they are no they are. scary yeah so um if people want to uh. buy your book what's the best way to get. a hold of it through disinfo decom uh. either there or Amazon Amazon and it is. the 50 things what does it say 50 things. are not supposed to know religion and. Daniel B. Y and if someone wants to get a hold of. you on Twitter what is the uh the. Twitter address oh [ __ ] I want to say. it's at Deele if you see a picture of a. dude filippin off holding a baby that's.

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hilarious chick from the Charlie Sheen. roast who [ __ ] killed it dude some of. her lines and she was going back and. forth with Mike Tyson I hope we can play. some of it I don't know if we can but. either way she's hilarious so she's on. tomorrow um that's it thanks everybody. thanks for tuning in thanks to uh to all. you fine folks out there in cyberspace. and we'll see you in about 24s. bye-bye Daniel belli. [Music].

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