Joe Rogan Experience #1637 - Action Bronson

[Music]. [Music]. dude first of all. before we even get started. congratulations i just want to. congratulate you publicly. what you've done is amazing it's amazing. i've been following you on instagram. it's super inspiring man it touches me. man it really does i love when someone. gets. a a positive path going in their life.

and sticks with it and you see real. progress. and you're so dedicated man it's really. inspiring it's beautiful. thank you man listen it was a long time. coming. it's it's it's just i'm happy that it. happened now because if i. if it didn't happen it would have been. something else i would have been in a. grave. yeah or somewhere else who the hell. knows where they would have put me when. did you start. i've been i've been fat my whole life. i've been thinking about losing weight. for a long time for about about 30 years. but when did you start losing weight.

when last march last march so right. around the pandemic. literally right when it hit. my brand new baby and my wife they were. gonna go to columbia to show the child. you know you have to show the child to. the family and. it was around march 10th we get to the. airport. some state they wouldn't let my dog get. on the plane because they didn't have. the. air conditioning didn't work in the. galley or whatever that is so we turned. right back around and went home. and that's the day [ __ ] hit the fan i.

was supposed to go on tour. a week right after that everything done. i knew it was all gonna be done i was. talking to my agent. he was like yeah this shit's gonna be. fine don't worry they're gonna still do. the show in hawaii i was like nah watch. this shit's gonna be [ __ ] done. so bottom line why'd you think. everything was gonna get shut down i. don't know i had a feeling. i just have a [ __ ] i had a feeling that. this was just bigger than what it was. um you know than just it just seemed. fishy. just seemed fishy yeah so.

pretty much i mean to get the dog onto. the plane we had to put her on the scale. cause she was a little overweight. what's overweight for a dog i'm not. really sure i think she looks great. what is overweight for a dog though how. do they decide that like i used to have. a dog that was 140 pounds. it's overweight i don't think so it's. just jacked. that's all i think if you're at a. certain we just this dog is an english. setter. supposed to have a little waste hey. listen she lost it a little bit she lost. herself she's. living in brooklyn now you know she's.

not back where she's from. exercising exactly it's different yeah. she's eating different foods. right her metabolism changed right so i. don't blame her. so i dealt with better. i feel her and then i started losing. weight because of her. because we both got on the scale and i. was like what the [ __ ] is going on. what was the highest 380 something. oh yeah [ __ ] it was despicable. i didn't look it though i looked about.

3.50. a [ __ ] round ball of [ __ ] meat a. meatball. yeah that was a [ __ ] meatball what. was your health like like what did you. what did it feel like walking around. like that because that's. this is the thing man um people love to. talk about like fat. shaming yeah and i know it's not good to. make people feel bad but you have to. but that you have to shame me i was. shamed into this for sure. it's unfortunate that you have to make. people feel bad to start. getting them to change but sometimes.

whether it's a person doing that to you. or you just looking in the mirror and. you're feeling bad. that that feeling is just reality that's. what that feeling is. like you can't fat shame a skinny you. can't fat shame jamie no. he's not fat right so if you said hey. jamie you're fat like it doesn't work. it doesn't mean anything it only means. something when it's real. and it's an indulgence thing it's not. it's it's not a thing that you can't. control it's a hard thing to control. it's a hard thing to bounce back from. and that's what i'm most impressed with.

you. you've you've really bounced back you've. lost 130 [ __ ] pounds man. and we we had a good workout today we. went over to the honor gym. shout out to my man john wolfe john. wolf's the master i love him how good is. he i mean. i i've watched him and now that i met. him it's like. all the pieces came together today for. me he's one of the most knowledgeable. trainers i've ever worked with in my. life he's amazing he. and it's not just like meathead stuff. it's all about mobility and flexibility. there's no nothing. nothing i mean you can obviously lift a.

lot of weight yeah he showed us he could. do the 106. overhead press with not like nothing. yeah but it ain't about that it's about. being able to it's fluidity it's about. to be. it's about using your body and using. your muscles in a functional manner. yeah not just he's all about longevity. and he's all about range of motion his. whole thing is about. having you have like the full mobility. of your body it's all. these flexibility things we did the hip. things that we did all that stuff and. it's all to strengthen the joints. stabilize your shoulders stabilize.

all your joints and he's he's just so. good so. pre-workout that we did yeah soaked i. was stuck before we started. it was great it's unbelievable you're. very strong though man you're really. strong it was. it was interesting to watch you do it. like i can see like over this past. year you know you've gotten your body to. a really good place where. you know you haven't just lost weight by. dieting you've been lifting weights. you've been. exercising and pushing sleds and i watch. your instagram man you're doing some. wild [ __ ].

for sure i mean i these are the things. that i always wanted to do i always knew. i could do this i played football in. high school and i actually. i excelled in practice like i liked. doing that [ __ ] i like. drills i like having an aim the game. yeah it's fun. but i like the practice stuff right you. know what i mean yeah yeah. and i started losing weight by myself. in my house literally during the. pandemic just eating different. my wife she was shaming me because.

yes she was because we have a brand new. child say what the [ __ ] you doing you. want to be around here for our baby like. you. you want to take yourself away from us. right. and that [ __ ] hit that's real it hit. hard that's a real thing. and not only that like i love life. there's no doubt about it i've. i've been going so fast for the past 10. years that i haven't really enjoyed. myself so this force. this forced stoppage allowed me to. really reassess. my happiness and i've regained. everything you know it's not just. [ __ ].

work work work next thing next thing. next thing of course i'm an artist and. my mind is always all over the place i'm. always thinking about. something you know but this slowed me. down. it allowed me to spend every moment with. my brand new child. you know yeah it's it's [ __ ] it was. something that i didn't know i needed. but i. needed that yeah i needed it and and to. regain. my health like in this in this manner. man it's like you said. i wasn't i don't want to just lose.

weight. people could get the surgeries and all. that [ __ ] that ain't for me. i'm a worker the problem with this i. like hard work. the surgery can help people but it also. it messes you up and here one of the. things that happens. it diminishes your ability to absorb. food you can't have as much food and. it's harder for you to absorb nutrients. i would never do that yeah i was just. never in my cards. that was never for me good for you yeah. hell no that because i knew. i did this to myself yeah i have to fix. it. yeah and i'm dedicated you know like i.

was talking to my boy like me and cece. sabathia were friends. and i was talking to him for a while we. would just text back and forth because. he was a fat bastard too. and he changed his [ __ ] up and we would. just talk about how we want to be. [ __ ] jacked we just want to be. but we want to get you know strong and. [ __ ] and he put me on to my trainer that. i was working with dave palladino. and dave is kind of you know he's like. an old-school meat head from the jersey. shore and i [ __ ] loved that. so we clicked yeah because it could have.

met somebody else and it wouldn't have. clicked. right you know like i've worked out with. other people but it just wasn't i almost. don't want to let him down you know. right like he's a [ __ ] he's in the. sopranos or some [ __ ] i swear. it's maybe it's in my mind but i have to. but it works that way. right yeah he was showing me he's like. [ __ ] joey diaz yeah but jacked. i swear that's who he is that's what i. was thinking about i was like yo. that's who this [ __ ] guy is exactly. him he has the stories of the shore he. used to bounce all the clubs.

with the [ __ ] fanny pack and the. [ __ ] i don't want to mention what. else but you know. listen he he put me on to different. types of training he didn't just start. me off with meathead stuff. we did the sleds we did the torturous. [ __ ] the skier. the [ __ ] all that the stepper oh my. god the [ __ ]. that [ __ ] is torture but i love it. that's awesome man. yeah it's so beautiful i'm one it's one. of the things that makes me. most happy in life i love people. succeeding i really do.

it makes me so happy i don't know why. you know i think. when i was a kid uh when i was really. young when i was i started teaching. taekwondo when i was probably like. 16 16-ish somewhere around then when i. started teaching and i really got into. it because it helped me get better. but i also had a few students that went. from white belt and they graduated and. got higher belts and i took them to. tournaments. and i had them win tournaments and my. god it made me so happy. like failing more happy than myself. because with myself it would make i.

would have conflicted feelings. like hurting people is a weird thing. like it gives you conflicted feelings if. you're happy. but you also feel real weird because. that could have been you and you see. this dude. writhing in agony it's very strange but. when someone else. that you train goes and succeeds it. feels good it feels really good when you. watch them improve. so like i maybe that was that's where. the seed got planted. but i [ __ ] love when people succeed i. love it it makes me so. happy man it's it because you're that.

type of guy. you know you're not a [ __ ] hater. there's haters out there that don't want. to see anyone succeed they just want all. the success for themselves. no i'm the opposite of a hater exactly. i'm a lover yeah me too. i seem like i hate her sometimes because. i say hater [ __ ] but i just do it. because it's funny yeah i'm like. my my amusing yourself yes my soul is a. positive i'm i'm very much a person who. wants to see people do well. it means a lot to me it really does when. i see someone like you. that i know how hard it is to lose 130. pounds i mean i've never had to but i.

could only imagine. it's [ __ ] hard it's [ __ ] hard and. it's a long road it's not an easy road. it's not like. just hold your breath for an hour no. it's [ __ ]. it's a long road it's a grind and it's. hard to see success. because it comes in these little tiny. little steps you get these little tiny. increments but i've watched those tiny. increments of yours on instagram i've. watched it and. i was like look at him go look at him go. and then i saw you shrinking i'm like. look at him go. and i mean it's every [ __ ] day man.

you know one of my favorite videos of. yours. you had this crazy workout and then you. cook steaks at the park. i loved it that's my favorite [ __ ] that. that's how i reward yourself it's my. life. yes you know i bring i always have the. barbecue in the trunk of the cherokee. always the jeep grand cherokee is my car. i've been driving that [ __ ] thing. forever i love that car. you got the yeti thing in the back pack. all the stuff that i need. i got the japanese hardwood charcoal yes. i got my torch to light it. yes and i got my my little weber grill.

i'm good to go yeah. you know and i just right after the. workout in the parking lot or wherever i. just pull up. in the park because i don't just do one. workout i got to do a couple. i i just have this energy now that it's. not just it's not enough to just do an. hour of some training i need to go out. and do more things during the day you. know i have to go on the roof and swing. the bulgarian bag. i have to you know play paddle ball i. have to hit the park do calisthenics and. stuff like that. there you go look at me you're just.

staying active. always moving yeah man what do you have. the steak covered in what is that what's. on the outside of that i covered the top. in garlic. with like a knife it's just a nice. pulverized garlic and some sea salt. and i just let them cook slowly while i. played every. every so often i would go that's my boy. pierre we've been playing handball for. [ __ ] 25 years pierre's got a strong. mustache game he really does. he really does i love it now when you uh. is that your dog. no that's not mine that's his oh so when.

you cook these steaks like. are you cooking by feel like how do you. know when these are done. yeah for cooking is all feel all this. stuff is feel. once i came off the court and i saw that. they were crusted perfectly. i just kept turning the grill every once. in a while. oh that's a fat steak too look at that. oh my gosh those are my favorite. [Music]. oh that's amazing that's my favorite. steak right there i love. oh extra virgin olive oil of course.

look at the salt you know i hate to say. plug things but that's my olive oil. right there i do olive oil. collaborations. plug the [ __ ] out of your olive oil. where does one get it. there's gonna be one coming out it's. called from tuscany [ __ ] that's. delicious olive oil no it's just a. collaboration with grove and vine. times action bronson i [ __ ] isn't really. like a you can't really [ __ ]. sell it yeah you can't sell [ __ ] would. you could you put like an asterisk. over the cam but it still doesn't really.

work like that. it's just it's [ __ ] yeah isn't that. weird. i think it's ridiculous we're all adults. here can't we say [ __ ] that's delicious. people love that olive oil yeah people. love it yeah. i want it to be on everything yeah. underwear well it's. [Laughter]. i used to wear big dog underwear. remember joey diaz you swear that [ __ ]. [ __ ] with big dogs. i would [ __ ] put [ __ ] that delicious. right on the crotch. of any type of underwear there is and we. have a winner.

well the beautiful thing about you doing. [ __ ] that's delicious. while you're on this fitness journey is. you're showing people it can be. both 100 you can eat well you can eat. well. and you can you can have a great [ __ ]. time and get fit and you feel better. like life one million percent like i. have never been. really obese but doesn't life feel. better when you're healthy now my bro. it's you know it's a million times i had. [ __ ] issues that i would be. embarrassed to say right now. it's you know those things where you. there's like little nuances of life that.

just. what the [ __ ] how did i get to this. right. it's not good yeah everything is [ __ ]. working. a thousand percent like i never had an. issue with my dick. but now it's [ __ ] unbelievable. yeah it's like it's unbelievable how. [ __ ] it's like. jaws when you when i'm coming towards my. wife it's like then. she's [ __ ] running away from me well. you all that exercise and then. you're doing so much weight training. it's got to jack up your testosterone.

yeah for sure and watching what you did. today the only way you were able to do. that workout today is if you've been. doing that for a long time like we. we did a difficult workout for sure. especially that shoulder plex complex. with the rose and the squats and the the. cleans and all that stuff that john had. us doing that's. that's real work for sure and you know. the dude andrew from on it he shout out. to andrew. yeah i would yeah he was little andrew. craig was at a book signing of mine. a couple years ago and he saw me working.

out and [ __ ] like that and he just sent. me the maces. he sent me a bunch of stuff that dude. [ __ ] got me. literally on it yeah literally with the. clubs the bulgaria. and that's really all i use my studio is. filled with that [ __ ]. i go to the gym for the things i can't. do like chest. work and other stuff like that you know. but i do a lot of kettlebells and a lot. of swinging of the mace and indian clubs. at the studio and. on the roof of the studio that's awesome. man yeah that's my favorite stuff to do.

the mobility stuff right i love feeling. static strong you know like. squats and [ __ ] dead lifts and all. that stuff but this is equally as. as sad as satisfactory yeah i love. kettlebells because of that because. you're moving. you're doing a lot of things i love like. kettlebell flows it looks queen. press lunge squat all that stuff yeah. it's fun. actually it looks cool it does look cool. yeah that dude who's doing the mesas. what was that dude's name. i'm not sure hold on let me find him. real quick the dude who's doing the.

maces at the uh the gym is a beast man. he was killing him yeah yeah i mean when. when you could flow with those things. it's like dancing it's like salsa um. i don't know i don't have it written. [ __ ] he's very good. shout out to him though whoever that. dude is he was a beast the guy with the. mace. yeah john wolfe is obese with that [ __ ]. too he's i mean with the clubs and. the the maces he shocked me yeah i like. john wolf a lot. well it's that what he's doing the great. thing about it is. it's applicable like the strength that.

you get from that is really good for. martial arts it's really good for jiu. jitsu. in particular because it's you're. forcing to use your body all as. one unit you know all this stuff and it. also would like. it increases your longevity because it. you're stabilizing. joints and you're you're you're getting. range of motion strength and. all kinds of cool [ __ ] you can do with. that that kind of strength yeah. that's why this it drew me all these new. apparatus drew me. because i can't [ __ ] do traditional.

things because of my little impingement. in my shoulder. but all these all these different flow. moves and this. swing i just love it well your shoulder. mobility is. you know there's a little bit of an. impingement but it's pretty good like i. saw you were pressing 65 pounds with. that left arm yeah. you just need to get something done to. that go go get. find out what the [ __ ] going on with. it and like i was telling you should i. find out before. just go for it and then see you should. have an mri yeah yeah it sucks. you're gonna find out what's wrong it's. probably a bunch of [ __ ] going on in. there but.

from a guy who had a full-length rotator. cuff tear and it was. healed completely by stem cells and what. we can do here in america is nothing. compare what they could do in colombia. and what they can do in panama like dr. neil reardon who's been on the podcast. before he runs. a clinic down in panama i sent my mom. down there twice. and it did wonders for her and i've had. some other friends. a lot of fighters i know have gone down. there and a lot of fighters are going to. that bio accelerator place. that you talk to them and see the thing. is about america.

there's good and bad right it's the. regulation's good because it keeps. people from robbing people and ripping. people off right it keeps people from. doing things that aren't. completely safe but it also keeps people. from. doing things that they know are. effective and people have had. massive results over in colombia and in. panama. because they have an accelerated program. i think i think there's one in tijuana. too i think they're doing it in tijuana. now too a lot of guys are going down. from san diego and just driving over. there and getting it done there too i.

think it's with tj bro he's. [ __ ] lots of crazy [ __ ] going on yeah. but it's my friend ed clay he's an. american. running it down i know my boy got a. [ __ ]. what happened he got an achilles tendon. surgery in [ __ ] tijuana. and he can't wait he's [ __ ] up right. now he can't walk they did. they botched him they botched the. achilles oh no. so i don't i don't i mean i just i've. seen horrible things go down in tj. before. i i couldn't imagine putting [ __ ].

some sort of. health into me there yeah i would go. there for a sin. i'd go there for braces true something. they do good teeth they do they do it's. true. i think it depends on who you're going. to you know the thing is it's always. that. tijuana is a sketchy place right now you. know. anything on the border is just it's. great and it's terrible at the same time. there's a lot going on. it's heavy are you vaping now no smoking. weed.

it's just that i have this vape right i. didn't want to bring. the big glass contraptions on here. [ __ ] torch up. this is just for on the go are you. vaporizing now and not smoking blunts. anymore yeah i only vaporize hash. the purest hash around i'm vaporizing it. all over the last time you were here you. smoked a preposterous amount of weed. because i took pictures of the ashtray. and put it on instagram. and people like that was just him that. was just him yeah i couldn't i didn't. keep up with you. i was an animal the thing is i'm.

animalistic with hash. oh yeah i mean when you look at a high. times magazine and you see all those. little. you know the little furry molecules. that's what i'm smoking. i'm not smoking the rest of the actual. green. we're just smoking the furry molecules. the just the thc crystals. yeah just those globules those oil. glands. you know how they have those uh those. boxes that kind of sift they have those. little nets in it. and dudes who put the weed in and then. the bottom of it you get the shake.

and it was just pure thc yeah that's. cool oh my god and you put that [ __ ] in. the pipe and go straight to the moon. like this like a rubber band that was. when. my boy had a jar keith back in the day. and we were just doing like key bumps. just smoking it off the key wow. my lord but hash. is on a whole nother level you know like. when you take a dab. of some really really really good hash. it's next level it is next it's so much. it's it's like.

i love it so much i love the the whole. idea of having the really nice glass. pipe. your torch it's very personal it's very. uh. what's the word i'm looking for intimate. yeah it's not only intimate but it's. that other word what's the other word. what's another word uh ritualistic ah. ritualistic. yeah yeah yeah there's power in rituals. right for sure yeah. kidding me yeah there's something about.

like doing something with purpose and. intent. like it's something that like seems kind. of sacred something so. small as to something i remember right. now a little ritual every time i walked. in the building of my mother's house in. queens. i had to drag my foot across. you know like the [ __ ] that little. harsh way yeah the little piece that. they put on the bottom of the door i. always had to drag my foot on it. i don't know why like an ocd thing every. time some people have weird things where. they have to like touch their head a. couple times when they walk through a.

door. yeah i don't have anything else like. that it's just that one thing that's. good though that's if you have one one. is all right yeah it's. not another one if another one comes. then i'm [ __ ] i remember reading about. people that uh. they would wash their hands and then. they get in their head and they have to. go wash their hands again and then. they go back it's weird [ __ ] rubbed. the skin off his hands. he had to wear gloves for weeks oh. a friend of mine looked at a house once. and uh they were looking at the house. like oh it's a nice house.

pretty nice house and then they opened. up one of the cabinets one of the one of. the. closets and it was filled with purell. i mean like every shelf was purell and. they were like. what the [ __ ] and they're like yeah the. guy who lives here is uh very ocd. he cleans his hands and they're like. where are you buying this house no. they're like this place this house has. got. weird vibes i don't like bad vibes. spirits yeah. i mean i'm into spirits but not bad. vibes yeah i think because you can't. control the spirits they're just around.

i think if you have those kind of vibes. in a place you gotta. i don't know if you can really they say. sage. you burn sage and you have like a ritual. and you get rid of it oh [ __ ]. it's [ __ ] sage [ __ ] does not. smell good. i'd rather burn i don't know they got. some uh some other [ __ ] that they had in. mexico in a bucket. and they were walking around with it and. it was [ __ ] crazy it was. taking all the flies away that's better. do you know why they've always done that. with sage. what's when they're when they burn sage.

sage is. salvia divinorum oh i know yeah which a. lot of people. are not aware of like sage is it's a. type of. salvia is a type of sage so salvia. obviously for people don't know. is a super potent psychedelic that me. they missed it when they had that. schedule. one act of 1970 where they basically. made everything illegal. they missed sage somehow or another you. used to be able to buy. salvia in a head shop like in places. where weed was completely illegal.

you could buy a bag of this [ __ ] and go. to another dimension. you could definitely buy salvia on. jamaica avenue right now. you still buy it everywhere yeah it's. wild it's so strong. the people who don't know salvia is a. super potent psychedelic. like like out of this world you. you disappear you go to another place. it's heavy for. it's heavy for a while it's like your. [ __ ] mind everything. explodes yeah but then comes back like. t2000 where it.

comes back and melts and it's like metal. for like. melting metal that broke and then it. comes back together. my friend ari did it he did it on a. podcast. and when he did it he said he had a. complete. different life that he lived for several. months and it only lasted for 10 minutes. but he had several months of life he. made friends he had. relationships he broke up lost the whole. thing like live. live lives and then came out of it and. realized he was only gone for 10 minutes. he was like what the [ __ ].

and he's talked about it on other. podcasts since but it was like one of. the he said. literally one of the craziest moments of. his life and they filmed him. well that's good that's good because you. know sometimes when you trip out. you try to remember it yeah but it's. never you're not really you [ __ ] kind of. making it up right right right you're. kind of making it up yeah because you're. so in the moment what is it. like i could try and tell people my dmt. i've smoked it too many times to. remember once. there's one specific a couple of them. but bro you know what i mean i do know. it's [ __ ] it's a never-ending story.

like the big [ __ ] white dog. that's what it is you're on the dog. flying through the air i remember very. specific. moments but when you're talking about a. 15-minute trip i might remember 30. seconds. yeah specific moments i remember. standing like this breaking through. [ __ ]. boards of life and [ __ ] portals. just like interesting interesting just. breaking news just so just breaking. through different. stages of things that makes sense for.

you that's like. you had limitations that you put on. yourself and you're breaking through. those limitations. and then you will actually are doing. that now that's real a lot of things. i've spoken into existence like one time. i it was just in a wrap that i never. even. you know put out but i had mentioned. that i had. had a drink with ahmad rashad at the bar. and then years later i was at some. yankees game and randomly ahmad rashad.

was at the [ __ ] bar. i know it might be silly but i [ __ ]. made that happen. and that's how i feel the power of the. mind is i could make if i made a madras. shot appear at the [ __ ] bar. after i mentioned it four years prior. yeah anything is possible i i think. there's weird windows into possibilities. that occasionally we access. and i think that's like when you have a. real tight relationship with a good. friend. and then like they text you when you're.

thinking about them you're thinking. about calling them and you know. you have close relationship like like. your brothers and then you get an email. you get a phone call you get a text and. you're like ah he was thinking about me. too. connections we're connected there's some. there's some like in when you hear. quantum mechanics and quantum physicists. talk about. quantum states where like spooky action. at a distance where. these these molecules these atoms. there's something that happens to these. quantum particles where.

one in one area of the world it will. there's some sort of a reaction with. something that's completely. like miles and miles apart and they're. somehow or another connected. and they can't they know because they. can measure it but they don't understand. the connection they don't know they. don't know what's going on and we are. made of all these things. right and so if you can observe this at. the quantum level which is this. incredibly small level that you. literally can't see with your eyes. if you can measure this and know this.

then how. why wouldn't we have some strange. or why wouldn't it be possible that we. have some strange connection with each. other. some strange connection with life that. maybe doesn't totally make sense. and you can't teach it in school you. can't put it on a scale you can't. measure it with a ruler. but there's something there and we can. access it occasionally. occasionally it comes into focus whether. it comes into focus through a dream or. through inspiration or. when you achieve a higher state like a.

higher state of life. you know like just there's connections. that people have with each other that. are. they're different there's levels to. those connections right. like the level of connection i have to. my wife is very different than anybody. else i've ever known. the level of connection i have with. close friends it's very different. it's very dif there's there's levels of. connection for sure. right there's something happening there. what is it it's not just like intimacy. it's not just getting to know each other. there's like a bond that people have. it's literally in nature.

yeah embedded in you and that other. person that you guys are. meant to attract there's something there. there is something because. i don't know if you i'm sure you've done. this but like the regression like past. regressions and stuff in past. lifetimes and [ __ ] like that where you. my my wife talks to some [ __ ]. colombian woman some. spity too [ __ ] colombian who the hell. knows and she's. you know passed on knowledge about. how we've known each other for [ __ ].

100 lifetimes literally in all kinds of. different forms. and now this is the lifetime where. it's finally meant to really like. connect and fully bloom we've waited a. hundred lifetimes to bloom. and this is the one according to. that lady i would say that if that was. that i was out if i was that lady i. would say that just because i want your. money. i don't think she's paying her she's not. paying her not at all.

it's like a stash it's like an. internship she's [ __ ]. learning spiritual [ __ ] yeah i think. there's people that know things. there's people that get a feeling the. problem is i think there's i know it's. all about the [ __ ] money too you know. i always reference steve martin leap of. faith. you know that movie i don't remember. he's a big he's a big tent. revival guy he's like a [ __ ] pastor. in the big tent revivals. and it's just [ __ ] and they're. feeding him things and he touches the. woman she starts [ __ ] freaking out.

that's my favorite [ __ ] listen it's all. about the bread they lie to you all. in your face all day long there's a lot. of that but it's also a lot of people. that want to believe. you know there's there's some need to. believe yeah there's a lot going on. there's many things going on that's like. when you you know when you reach for. christ's sin. when you reach for allah's hand yes the. same [ __ ] yeah you want. you want to change your life and you you. seek a higher power to like give you. that power to do that a lot of like. people. give it meaning right people in 12-step.

programs right they. assign meaning to a higher power they. decide. that you are helpless and then you. assign this. this uh this this power. to have like you know control over your. life. you give in to this idea that you can't. control yourself. the lord and the lord your lord is gonna. just that's a big part of. but you know another big part of 12-step. programs a lot of people don't know. the guy who started it you know there's. always a friend of bills the whole deal.

that guy bill whoever the [ __ ] he is. that guy was on acid. like this whole thing was doing acid. like you're [ __ ] with people. well no you were [ __ ] with us bro no. the original 12-step program. like the guy like did a lot of. experimentation with lsd. to try to help him get through. alcoholism and these were the steps he. took. well i don't know exactly because i've. never like with things i i'm not going. to tell someone to do something if i've. never done it. right yeah like if i if. someone's on math like hey bro probably.

shouldn't do math well. in that case i can't say that because. i've never if i tried it and. it's probably popping i better i'd. probably be a meth addict. that'd definitely be a method what if. you found out that that's how you lose. the extra 30. no i would but then i'd lose my teeth. and i'd [ __ ] look like john leguizamo. and spun. oh yeah that's right no i can't do all. that [ __ ] yeah. no one comes out on the other end of. meth like i'm glad i did it.

but everyone i talked to they they said. they had a good time with it yes. right no one downplays the meth no they. just downplay what happened to him. after the myth right but while they were. on it that [ __ ] was [ __ ]. amazing well it's amphetamine. amphetamines give people. a wild rush it elevates you you know but. it's it's like uh i used to have uh. i used to build computers i used to go. and go to the computer store and buy a. motherboard. and buy a hard drive and the real deal. yeah yeah it's not.

that hard no i know my boy this [ __ ]. kid that lived. in the building next to me seth used to. do that also and. one thing that people used to do back in. the day you'd buy like a cheap. processor and you would overclock it so. you would like. you'd put a big heat sink on it a fan on. it cool it off. and they would take like back in the day. it was like. this was before you know it was like. celeron processors jamie you remember. those days. putting [ __ ] turbo yeah yeah. but no but either the celerons were like.

the cheap ones and a lot of guys that. ran. gig what was the speed though. i'm trying to remember the speed before. it was like 400 megahertz. back in the day was like a big deal and. guys would get like a 300 celeron and. they would overclock it to 400 megahertz. and but the thing is it doesn't last. it's like and i think that's the same. with meth it's like when you're. redlining your engine you could do it. for a little while. but it doesn't do it for that long. you'll crash it's gonna crash.

like meth heads yeah yeah they all. eventually just like you like this all. the time. dirt and you start hearing voices you. start seeing things. but i bet the first few it's pretty. [ __ ] good it's exciting. yeah but you get a lot of [ __ ] done but. drugs are [ __ ] up in general man like. i just want to say rest in peace. to [ __ ] dmx that's a sad one rest in. [ __ ] paradise man there's. did you see the video when they were. getting his body out of the hospital. nah that's pretty i wanted to pretty. amazing i want the fans.

outside playing his music while they're. driving the car. with his body out of the hospital i. believe he's in white plains. it's wild that's crazy just just rabbit. fill in the streets i wish i was able to. tell him this story i'm about to tell. you because this is [ __ ]. real deal and it's like he means so much. to my family it's crazy. it sounds nuts not only did i grow up on. [ __ ] dma i love. dmx but. my wife was in [ __ ] labor for 18.

[ __ ] hours and she had the doula. there. i told you they're on some spiritual. [ __ ] a [ __ ] peruvian. flute playing for 17. [ __ ] hours straight the peruvian. flute music i want to. you know the one that sounds like you. they came into my sixth grade class and. we made a [ __ ] flute. 17 hours in the like the andes the ones. bro she starts freaking out i'm like yo.

listen. we have an hour left or we're gonna have. to do a c-section or whatever and. she's no [ __ ] chance so. turn the [ __ ] peruvian flute music. off and i put [ __ ] dmx on. stop drop that [ __ ]. jumped out of her i swear on everything. it's on camera. it's on film as soon as the peruvian flu. music stopped dmx came on he [ __ ].

heard the dog. and he came out he just jumped out. i just amazed him it's it hurts my. [ __ ] heart that i was never able to. tell him that oh. man like man that's it's like. the crate it's the [ __ ] the doctor. was going nuts. because everyone was just [ __ ] sick. of that [ __ ] everywhere i wanted to jump. out. right i wanted to jump out of the window. from the music i was laid out on the. floor. farting yeah i was fun because i had. like. i had hospital chips oh no hospital.

but you know that shut down flushing. hospital for us. nice little area it was beautiful and so. it just changed the vibe of the room. man he [ __ ] popped right out on. everything like me it's on camera i. couldn't i. can't make that up. that would have been a good one but he. came out on the hit. stop drop shut him down open up shop. whoop he had some [ __ ] jams he had. some [ __ ] nothing but.

nothing but he and what a voice just a. man what a voice he had. it's the dog [ __ ] drugs man. it's [ __ ] up it's taken up you think. about all the great artists that have. been. that have lost it lost their lives. because of drugs i mean it's. it's astonishing and you go over it all. the musicians. so many musicians but artists are. touched man they're the ones that are. the most vulnerable to drugs. they're touched there's a lot of. pressures and lots of. you itself yeah it's you pretty much put.

it on yourself when you become because. you. some people don't know how to handle it. you know i've always been told that i'm. good at it. like i'm good at being who i am because. i'm me. yeah i don't [ __ ] get nervous up. there i don't overthink i'm just. you know what i mean you got a good vibe. i'm just vibed out i'm not i'm not. worried about all these things everyone. like. putting a [ __ ] chain on my neck. doesn't excite me. putting [ __ ] fancy cars don't excite. me i like having the things i like.

but i'm [ __ ] i'm here i'm with. everybody i'm down here with being you. i'm [ __ ] happy being who i am man. it's just like. the most happy place i am it's very it's. very complicated for people also because. a lot of people are judging you and so. you get confused as to who you are. all day so the lie that that's what. happens with a lot of famous folks a lot. of entertainers. you get so many voices so if you're a. person like dmx. you literally have millions of people. talking about you. good and bad and in both ways and.

oh he's terrible he's the [ __ ] he's a. god. he's a bum he's a loser he's confused. he's my favorite it's confusing. and you just if you get the the this. you let these people influence who you. are. as a person if you let that in if you. take that in. and then you think about the pressures. of fame and maintaining fame. and one of the things about the rap. world in particular at least until. recently. is that like there was it was a very.

short-lived. fame and there was something about guys. when they got to a certain age where. nobody wanted to hear from them anymore. you're right there was a lot of them. like that now. now it's changing like now you know. you're seeing like. snoop is the most he has more longevity. and more relevance it's unbelievable. he's the best at it he's so good at. being him he's so good at being here. that's it that's what people love him. for being him and he's. him to the [ __ ] max yeah you can't. everyone knows who snoop is.

he knows who snoop is like uh he was the. best part. other than jake paul's knockout punch he. was the best part of that whole. pay-per-view thing listening to him and. talk and. and watching him you know do commentary. and then. when him and ice who's the uh and too. short and who's the other dude was with. him. there was four dudes oh they made like a. new west side connection. yeah they call it mount westmore oh yeah. it's i think it's ice cube e40. that's it that's it that's it it was. great snooping too short but.

i love too short i love ice cube too i. mean they're amazing snoop is. ice cubes old [ __ ] yeah oh my. yeah like that music is un he played. today was a good day that was part of. the uh the performance. he he played that it's still good still. relevant to this day. i mean you got to go back ice cubes from. [ __ ] 88 man. he popped in 88 that's crazy he was. famous in 1988. just stop and think about that dude. that's 33 [ __ ] years ago.

that's nuts six years old that's nuts. right. and he's still doing it man and when he. goes up and he said he starts singing. today was a good day everybody gets. excited. but in the early days of rap. that was not the case in the early days. of rap when uh. you know unless you're a legend unless. you're like one of those like a snoop. type dude it's hard for guys to maintain. there was something about guys getting. in their 40s people didn't. not want to hear them rap anymore no. yeah there's definitely a time limit on.

rap. but i think that's changing but people. like jay-z. who we don't even know his age he's like. a [ __ ] cuban baseball player. we don't know he's like [ __ ] joel. romero we don't know. you know we don't know what aj is he's. just he's jay-z. and he can literally rap forever and. it'll be relevant like for me cool g rap. could rap forever and i would love it. yes. i would love to hear it any any day i'm. so glad you brought up cool g rex he's. my favorite of all. time i love that man i've sat in the. room with him while he rapped and i.

rapped at the same thing it was like. mind-blowing [ __ ] like i'm doing a song. with g rap like. i was crazy he's another guy like i was. a big fan of his in like 91. like when was he around he was like 91. 92. you remember i was in i don't know. fifth grade and he was playing. basketball in the park by my house and i. had him sign a napkin. he was in a suit playing basketball he. was wearing a [ __ ]. suit a lot of people forgot about him. and that's unfortunate because cool g. rap is a [ __ ] amazing talent. that song [ __ ] blocking to this day. that's one of my favorite songs.

that's a great story i mean that was. from the xxx era yes. yes the talk like sex man. the the rap rappers now it's not that. it's. it's gotten much younger yeah it the age. it's. 13 12 year olds that's what that's who. likes this music. mm-hmm and then there's there's like. tears you know there's like. there's [ __ ] for everybody is what i'm. saying yeah there's tears but the thing. that's the most. overwhelming is the young the young boys.

yeah. young rap that's all they do well you. know what i love right now. i love what lil na's ex is doing i love. how he's freaking everybody out and. getting under their skin. yeah he's just [ __ ] latest videos. he's like lady gaga. he's just shocked it's like shocking. [ __ ] well when he gave satan a lap dance. because here's what's happening man my. kids when they were young. when old town road came out in their. [ __ ]. grammar school they were singing it they. were all singing in school.

like kids loved that song so here's this. dude. who's this young wild gay dude who's. singing this song with billy ray cyrus. and it becomes his gigantic. [ __ ] hit billy this looks [ __ ]. crazy and then the next thing he comes. out with. he's selling sneakers with human blood. in him. he's giving satan leftists. [Laughter]. oh my god i'm it's just crazy that i. even know about these things. everybody got so confused i was cheering. i was like.

yes yes i love it he was like look. look we gotta flip the switch on this. thing we can't we can't we can't have. this. we can't have this we can have these i. can't be just singing for little kids. for the rest of my life. we got to get we got to get crazy. [ __ ] little nice x bro. [ __ ] unbelievable and you know it's. the the courage that guy had to do that. it's like he had to have a lot of people. in his ear telling him no no no. no no no listen we got a big thing going. on here little nausea we've got a really. really important product.

your brand we got to work on your brand. we got to work on your marketing we're. elevating your brand. you could be a huge huge huge act deep. in your 30s and then maybe when you get. older and you want to do some crazy [ __ ]. like gift state in the lap dance maybe. you do it. then you do it yo but not now little. nonsex. excuse me lil lil nos x this is not the. time. this the the the voice that you're. putting on to. as the executive is exactly the [ __ ]. well i've been hearing this [ __ ] for so. long man. [ __ ] cockamamie people it's. unbelievable well those cockamamie.

people will get in your life if you need. them yeah no there's no doubter but they. were in my life for a little bit and. then they left. and that's the way it is they were in my. life for a little bit too yeah you leave. you come you leave yeah. but i'm listening please go don't come. don't come i don't get it from their. perspective they're not. of this world they're not of the world. of you and i have performance they don't. understand what it's like. to go on stage and get wild they don't. get it no they don't know. how to write wild [ __ ] you write wild. [ __ ] yeah they have no clue. if you if you like ran your lyrics by. them and hey come here.

this is what i'm thinking of saying. sometimes i read that [ __ ] what the. [ __ ] is wrong with me exactly like it's. all about trying to make myself laugh. yeah. you just think of the craziest [ __ ] man. that's really what makes it make people. like me laugh yeah exactly. yeah but if i'm laughing you're laughing. yes exactly i'm. look i i write for wild people and i. hope other people go along with it too. but i'm writing for wild people. like i want my friends i want joey diaz. to laugh i want my friends to laugh. you know that's what it's always been. about i want i want my [ __ ] craziest.

friend to accept yes. exactly dude when you're a comic and you. hear in the back of the room like joey. diaz. he's dying you're like yes and he'll. grab you he'll grab you and [ __ ]. shake you after you crazy [ __ ]. what did you do to me what'd you do to. me joe rogan. but that's you know executive's not. gonna like if you read. i go hey this is what i'm thinking about. saying tonight on st don't say that. what if someone from castings in the. room they'll [ __ ] have a [ __ ] listen. listen listen you have a legitimate.

television. career going on here there's no need to. sacrifice this don't be. a saboteur don't be self-sabotaging. don't be. don't don't do it i've definitely been. talked off the ledge several times. though. yeah but i should have been but a couple. different people. some people some people could get. through to me it depends. the mood i'm in who's gonna get through. to me it could be the [ __ ] doorman. that gets through to me that day like yo. he says some real [ __ ] you know what. you're right. yeah it could be anybody it depends but. yeah i try to [ __ ] keep it light.

well you know the thing about creativity. is. that it's it's it's it's not a. flat line right like it's a why it's. like. one of the polygraphs yeah you can't. [ __ ] put your feet so low if it's all. over. what's going on yeah it's crazy it's. whatever it is. it's it's a wild thing these ideas are. coursing through your head and you're. writing them down then you're trying to. figure out the best way to do them and. how to say them in a way that people. gonna like that it's gonna make people.

pop. like our brains are working right now. we're both talking i'm thinking about. lyrics right now i just thought about. some lyrics i just thought about some. painting technique i was going to do. i just thought about valentina's. this [ __ ] is crazy the way we're able to. work our brains and. and it kind of uh just. just grabs [ __ ] from all over and just. inspiration this you could [ __ ] work. i'm thinking about some [ __ ] sex i. had back in the day.

you know what i mean like it's all. inspiration it's craziness. paul mooney used to tell me back in the. days to say to everybody but i remember. him telling me if you want to write. go get entertained he's like when i want. to create i get entertained. he's like i'll go to a movie i'll see a. concert i'll see somebody i'll go and. get entertained i love. i love live entertainment period me too. yeah me too i particularly love things. that i don't do like i love music. you know you know i just love i don't.

play an instrument so when i see a dude. can jam on a guitar. i love it i love it i just love watching. i like that too yeah. i like being in the midst or just like. oh yeah. just just emceeing while these dudes. [ __ ] play sick like. jazz and [ __ ] did you ever listen to. the brand new heavies when they had that. thing where they did they did one with. uh. cool g rap really yeah yeah brand new. heavies. did a rap album a collaboration album. with multiple artists. and they had grab on yeah um heavy rhyme.

experience i believe it is. and it's from batman i've never heard. that that's it right there bro is one of. my favorite cds. i had it this is how old i am nog shouts. to him that's the ace gangstar mains. look at that some of the best rappers. groups and rappers ever bro that. gangster source bro come on. this is next level [ __ ] grand poobah was. black favorites. state of yo the uh but that it's getting. hectic by gangstar i'm a giant gangstar.

fan. gangstar is phenomenal phenomenal guru. was one of the most underrated rappers. he's amazing his voice everything is for. everything. when he died that was very sad for me. because i was a bummer. i didn't no one knew no no i didn't know. he was sick no no no. it just kind of he he i guess he hit it. yeah he didn't want to tell anybody well. it's like chadwick boseman you know when. he died too the black panther dude. yeah yeah no one knew it was [ __ ]. crazy he had gotten sick. he had gotten sick and he was all skinny. and everybody was making fun of him for. being skinny they didn't realize this.

guy was dying that's [ __ ] up. but the the thing about like people. getting made fun of so goddamn much on. the internet for no. they just [ __ ] just [ __ ] up it's. natural it is natural but it's [ __ ] up. because you know what the problem is. you [ __ ] it's you feel bad sometimes for. the person this is the problem the. problem is. it's in print and everybody can read it. but it's what people. normally did like louis ck said this to. me and he made it made a lot of sense it. like resonated like oh. okay that makes sense because it's just. talking. like people talk [ __ ] they say things.

people have always oh [ __ ] that dude. you know oh that guy's an [ __ ] or. that guy just goes past. and it's just in and out and it goes. away but when they write it down and. then. other people read it and then people. retweet it and then other people. they add on to it and then you got. thousands of people. that are saying the same thing and it. doesn't necessarily. mean anything more than when someone. would just say it when no one's around. that's true. but peop this that's why you know the. the four agreements. do you know that uh you ever heard of.

that book i think they made it five. right. it's uh put pull up that book because. it's it's a really interesting book and. i i'm going to say this as a person. who's very flawed. and i don't always follow these four. agreements. but there's real there's a real value. and there's real wisdom. in this um it's uh don miguel ruiz and. the four agreements are agreement number. one. be impeccable with your word so that. means like don't say. [ __ ] that dude i mean sometimes i'll say.

[ __ ] that dude just because it's funny. it's a funny thing to say like someone. who's amazing and be like [ __ ] that dude. of course. that guy sucks like just for just as a. but it's just because. but everybody knows it's not real i'm. being silly like you know i love them. yep or don't take anything personally. that's agreement number two it's hard to. not take things personally that's tough. but if you can do that you will be way. better off you'll be way better off. number three agreement don't make. assumptions don't assume things.

these are those valuable agreements. in order to live a more harmonious life. and number four this is my favorite. because this one i do. always do your best and i wouldn't say i. do this always. but i most of the time do my best i mean. i do my best as much as i can. i try to honor those agreements i think. and there's a new what's the fifth. agreement. i always try to do my best but the other. ones are [ __ ] hard. the fifth agreement takes us to a deeper. level of awareness the power of the self. and returns the authenticity we're born.

with. the fifth agreement takes what is it no. there's a fifth. there's a fifth one of those agreements. does it decide. you but uh fifth one be skeptical. but learn to listen um good these are. good. these are they're amazing they're. amazing i like how he revises why it's. hard to apply you have to be conscious. you have to be conscious if you're doing. it and not not vocalized you can maybe. think it but. if you're thinking it are you not. applying it yeah so what the.

[ __ ] but listen to this if we put this. out there. and we you and i say we are going to try. to live our lives by those four. agreements in the fifth agreement too. if we're gonna live our lives by those. agreements and we send that message out. to all you people out there that. are listening you should try to do it. too no. you know no one's telling you to do it. but it'll help you it'll be better for. you. to be better looking at it looks good. yeah it'll be better forever seems. reasonable to me i'm gonna put that out. there so i'm gonna like if you if. you know people call me out on if i. don't do it unless i'm joking.

don't get mad at me for joking because i. joke a lot but there's gotta be a line. but th be impeccable with your word is. very valuable always do your best is. very valuable. the these those things always doing your. best is very valuable it's so valuable. if you can live like that man you'll. you'll you'll be on a better course. you'll be on a better path. and other people will see it and it'll. inspire them to be on a better path and. that's what life's all about well i can. speak to this. i can speak to this in the sense that i.

never followed through with anything. like a long time ago and now all i do is. try to do my best in everything and put. my. [ __ ] best foot forward don't do. anything that my heart's not in. you know because i never give it my all. yeah and it's it's not fair to. what i'm doing you know to that specific. thing like. there's been situations where i i fee i. did it for the wrong reason like just. doing it for money.

or doing this this is not good it always. turns out. never feels good here yeah but sometimes. you have to make those mistakes in order. to understand. what's the right path sometimes you've. got to go down the wrong path. sure oh kid is not for me well i realize. that you know and. and i try to live by those by those. principles. but a lot of things for me is i have to. stop over. committing to things i have an issue. with over committing. i say yes to something when i really. don't want to do it and then the last.

second i just cancel. [Laughter]. i know what that's about oh i'm a. [ __ ] [ __ ] with that i can't help. it i've done it. it's been 10 years now do you say yes. when you're high though is that what i'm. always high there's never a situation. where it's not high so. this is what i do i used to have those. problems with my manager before i said. no to everything. now i say no to everything but i used to. be like did i say yes to that she'd be. like yeah you said yes to that i'm like. [ __ ] yeah exactly that's what i do i. forget.

i'm like oh [ __ ] it's this much coming. up this week yeah. like it's this week uh am i can i get. out of this. get out of it there's always a way out. you just have to [ __ ] deal with the. consequences but then you feel bad. i always feel bad then you're not. impeccable with your word there it is. that's the problem man. all these things are connected to each. other and that's the problem right there. for me and i'm trying to work on that. yeah so i i initially say no and then i. have them ask me three more times. just to make sure so i could really dig.

in. to what it is that they're asking of me. at a certain point in time if you say. yes to everything then. you're not saying you don't have any. time for your life your life is gone. but think about how many things you said. no to yeah you know like i've said no. to more shows than i've done i think. that you say no. you have to say no yeah after a while. you say no yeah after a while it gets to. the point where you have to say no. you know because also like you don't. know what you're getting into. like you say yes to something like well. who's involved.

in this what is it going to be like like. what's going to what's the purpose of. this thing. what's what's it going to be like when. it's done like is this something i. really want to be a part of is this a. disaster what is this. that's a lot of vapes i feel like that's. smoke. i don't feel like that's vape there's no. that's not like [ __ ]. apple vape that's straight up hash. that's what i'm saying that's like. if i was to take one of those blasts out. of the pipe it'd be that. i just had them put it in here it's.

clean it's no [ __ ] boat it's not one. of those cartridges that you buy and. it's like. [ __ ] you up gives you a third eye on. your ass. you know what i mean this is clean that. was full. spectrum clean that's a problem with a. lot of people with coved is uh people. who vaped. you buy cheap vape oil and you don't. know how they're making it there's a lot. of kids that are vaping all the time and. they're damaging their lungs. bro if there's one thing i spend money. on this is my. is what goes into my lungs is with this.

the hash. i don't give a [ __ ] about much but i. care about hash. i understand i'm not even talking about. that kind of vape i'm talking about. tobacco vaping oh tobacco yeah that's. just nasty. it is nasty but it's also dangerous. there's a lot of kids that are out there. vaping and they think it's better than. cigarette smoking and they're doing a. lot of damage to themselves. well they're doing tricks now everyone. once you're able to start doing tricks. with something. you shouldn't do it what kind of tricks. when they [ __ ] blow they take the. smoke. and then they blow it into a big circle. and they jump through it and they do all.

you never seen this [ __ ] no it's like. [ __ ] champion. vape [ __ ] oh no acrobatics and. athletics. oh no it's crazy. breakdance vaping [ __ ] there's this. one. i don't know what to call them but. there's this one dude he's [ __ ]. blowing things all over the place and. then he like yeah this [ __ ] guy. this [ __ ] look at this oh this is. insane what is he doing. whatever he's doing is awesome it's. awesome what is he smoking.

what is this guy amazing vape yo he just. threw a [ __ ] hot duking. bro he's got 24 million videos or a. million. views in this video bro he just threw a. [ __ ] hot duggan with the smoke. wow how old is this kid he looks like. he's 12. and we i'd let's let's check his. capacity he might be i don't know. he looks very young it's amazing what. he's doing here this is next level. that's the next level got 3 million. subscribers well he's got 24 million. views in this video man.

like i said once you start doing this. you shouldn't do this v austin l. i wonder if he lives in austin look you. got [ __ ] there's a picture there's an. arnold. training video under there too look at. that you're telling me that there's an. amazing vape trick and then an arnold. training video or is that just your. algorithm. i was with you oh go go back go back. come back what did he do. he just did it like a dragon back up. look at that oh. he curled his mouth listen i was with. you up until i saw the video.

now i'm on his side look how much he. said the smoke to get all these. listen i'm definitely entertained if he. dies. he dies look at that that was a sick. [ __ ] that's amazing listen see that's. heady as [ __ ] this kid's from another. planet. you know what i like it now yeah i'm. with him i'm actually. i'm into it now he's a magician [ __ ] it. look at this come on man look what he's. doing. damn this is crazy look at the rotation. on that bottom. of his nuts bro this guy's doctor.

strange. my lord when does this end or does he. keep going does he have more. he's benedict cumberbatch what's his. name damn he has a lot of [ __ ] moves. benedict cumberbatch is that it patcher. batch. he's doctor strange man whoa. whoa no come on come on. this kid's amazing he has an ivizu. sweatshirt on meanwhile take that kid. for a jog. yeah yeah if he did what we did today. oh come on no chance.

he's got a pretty good knowledge of uh. wind current. how do you how do you do that that's a. jelly [ __ ] champion over here. [ __ ] weather man look at this [ __ ]. this is nuts come on this kid's amazing. i want to hire him for a birthday party. you know what 30 seconds i swear to you. one of these [ __ ] kids would love. that [ __ ] these kids would freak out. with the phone they would be filming it. non-stop he's a star he this guy's a. star. yeah he is this is this is a celebrity.

right here oh yeah. this is but it's [ __ ] crazy what a. celebrity is right. it's a celebrity yeah i [ __ ] with i like. this i like it. austin lawrence that's his name this is. crazy. lots of vape videos jesus christ lots. and lots of how much imagine his parents. like stop. vaping like mom i'm telling you i'm onto. something shut the [ __ ] up and stop. vaping get out of your room oh he's got. different color vapes. oh what is this what have we here.

hold on look at the size of that robot. i'm back i'm back on it i'm not right i. don't like it anymore but hold please. look at this come on he's got purple. haze like legit purple. yeah come on man as a hendrix fan i mean. this is unbelievable. look he's got green [ __ ] look at that. the aliens are gonna come and talk to. him first look at that thing i wish i. had that contraption from my hash. if you did you wouldn't be here right. now you'd be hovering. look at this [ __ ] this is wild man yo.

what is that i have to learn what that. company is i think he built it like a. [ __ ]. that's a he built oh he's got. yellowstone she did the computers. yeah look at him he built the vape come. on i think those are all different. pieces from different vapes. do you think he gets [ __ ] from this no. yeah yes yes yes he does. yes he does 100 wants he gets girls are. measurized no 100. he gets [ __ ] from that because you get. it for all kinds of weird things. yeah that is a that's an art form it's. just a weird one that nobody ever. thought was an art form before he made.

me want to hit the vape. did you want to try to do some of that. let me show me something show me. something you must have learned. something. [Laughter]. did it work you need one of those robot. dicks like he's got those big fat boys. those big that thing was like a lunch. box. yeah it was a cell phone i think was. huge [ __ ] bastard man. they make those there used to be a store. near me in uh in california that that.

had all these vape constraints maybe we. had that one big one that some dude sent. me it was huge. remember that thing yeah i remember. trying to put it together it was like. this. you have to start putting together the. vape don't send me anything i have to. put together oh what is this. the forced creativity he's gonna have to. go through now because he's stuck and. oh because he's gonna keep doing this. yeah i mean he's gonna get really. creative at what he's doing. oh now he's doing special effects yeah. so now i'm a bit skeptical yeah i don't. like this. i don't like this all right you know how.

everyone does like collabs now how many. stars showing up in other people's. videos 8 million followers on his. instagram channel. he's going to start showing up in like. bodybuilding videos and just [ __ ] in. the background of cooking shows and [ __ ]. yeah. he's gonna just add atmosphere he's just. gonna be there now maybe he can have him. in the back of your shows. like when you go back on stage oh my god. behind you yes what i really wanted to. do i was gonna add in some. kettlebell work get the crowd into some. kettlebell. work on on stage okay a flow yeah i get.

it maybe a mace flow. nice mace flow yeah that [ __ ] dude in. there. you ever thought about cooking on stage. while you're rapping have a little push. a little weber right beside a stage well. she. the what i would have to be outdoors. yeah it would have to be outdoor with. the weber. right you know maybe some south by. southwest [ __ ] do it out here. i would love that all right zilker park. let's go. um let's just do it right you should do. that would be. something that you literally could pull. off like a gigantic cookout.

slash because as a chef slash rapper. like you're a legit chef and a legit. rapper. you could do that you could have a show. where people are outside. barbecuing and doing music at the same. time yeah i wanted to do like a little. fest. like a [ __ ] that's delicious festival. have all my favorite people around that. cook. yeah have amazing acts have a little uh. expose on olive oil on different things. like a little class people could take.

a little you know 10-minute rotating. class yes you know just like a little. fun. fun day we could shoot the [ __ ]. balloon to shoot the clown in the mouth. you have more energy now to do [ __ ] too. it's like you'll have more enthusiasm to. do [ __ ] because your body's healthy. you're right. you know what when i was on stage at 300. and. whatever pounds i was still good my lung. capacity was unbelievable. yeah but i would be chilling in the room.

smoking all day. sitting there eating i wouldn't be. active there would be nothing else going. on. now i [ __ ] want to do things i'm. bringing my bodyboard to portugal when i. go to the show because i'm going to. [ __ ] shred. there's no doubt about that like i'm in. the ocean when it's. snowing freezing cold i saw that my man. [ __ ] will. my man will scoot and we he has this. spot in the american dream mall in um. in jersey it's like that mall in. minnesota the big one with the. roller coasters and [ __ ] there's a water.

park in there. look at me catching shade right there. i'm [ __ ] tubular right there that's. what tubular is. that's at a mall that's in the [ __ ]. mall in new jersey in new jersey in the. [ __ ] mall new jersey does. after hours after hours that was. probably like 11 p.m. new jersey just people think of new. jersey in a very negative way. it's not it's not fair oh yeah watch. that one look at this. scoop ooh the whole point is just going.

and. letting the wave go over your head you. think you're eventually going to move to. surfing. nice i'm i'm not made to stand up i'm. made to lay. yeah i'm made to go head first man i'm. head first yeah but you don't like the. [ __ ] crocodile. straight did you see that video of this. [ __ ] idiot who's got food in his. mouth for a fish. he's dangling into the water and the. fish jumps up and hits the food and. knocks him out cold. and he falls in the tank no like a. [ __ ] arapaima yeah um who has that.

big-ass fish. i think mike uh robin black has it on. his uh. instagram i got it bro it's the most. ridiculous [ __ ] ever this. look at this look at this look at this. so this dude is in there watch this. the fish bang bro he's out cold. bro that is like a [ __ ] arapaima. that's a catfish right what was that and. arapaima is an enormous. fish that always oh he was [ __ ]. around he was [ __ ] up he said he was. knocked out. no did he that's what he said he said i. got knocked out i watched the video a. few times to see what.

do you want to talk up underwater do it. one more time. oh this is a every wheel kick tough one. here it goes watch it one more time. no man i'm telling you he ain't faking. it. he went stiff yeah i don't know. oh yeah he woke up he woke up. i got knocked out. he's got a glass jaw listen to me son. don't ever [ __ ] oh holy.

[ __ ] if a fish can knock you out that's. a two inch punch. don't don't fight no fighting for you. but the other thing is like. the things that knock you out of things. you don't see coming of course and he. definitely didn't see that coming. because he had a mask on his thighs why. would he wear a schmuck. when i was a kid i was a smoker when i. was his age i'm still a schmuck. yeah i would have done the exact same. thing other one but i would have taken. it right on the chin it would not have. been fine. not from the fish you're not going down. from the [ __ ] fish bro come on. that's crazy i mean maybe everybody gets. knocked out by that fish.

like you got to think like watch river. monsters i do watch river monsters. it's one of my favorite things in life. how about that dude he made a living. fishing. he's an amazing fisherman though yeah he. should be famous that guy should be. famous just fishing on tv. not even a really good looking guy got. kind of funny he's interesting looking. very interesting that's what i'm saying. that that's. i don't want you to be good looking i. want you to be interesting looking it's. unique he has a [ __ ] good guarantee. his character his voice is character. look at this man he's amazing. yeah look at him actually he's pretty. good-looking he's not bad the [ __ ] up.

he's not bad look at that fish he's. catching he goes all look at that. [ __ ] thing in the upper right hand. corner jamie what is that. that's [ __ ] next level jesus christ. holy. [ __ ] i know what that is and i forget. that's definitely in the amazon or is. that in thailand. it's the same fish right but i think. it's that that's what it looks like. it's the teeth that get in me what i. forget what that thing's called.

what is that thing called see if it it. shows you. oh my god that's amazing looking that's. amazing looking. like alligators some [ __ ] like that is. that what it is alligator. no no no it's not an alligator gar it's. uh that i think that's a south american. fish. i forget what it's called though [ __ ]. tiger fish. that's it god it's so simple yeah i'm. pretty sure it's a tiger. fish here that's what definitely he's on. that [ __ ] thing god. what a what a world they live in no. heart no warmth they don't take care of.

their kids. and they all have [ __ ] up teeth. it's like [ __ ] britain they they eat. they're. they're young too they're like they'll. eat other people's young. like it's a weird world the world of. fish because there's no there's no love. in the fish world. you know there's no cuddling like if you. see bears. playing like there's a video that i. watched the other day of this mama bear. and her cubs and the mama bear sitting. on literally on the side of a road on a. highway. she just squats down like this like.

sitting there and the cubs. are sucking on her tummy and you. watching them suck on her nipples like. this is there's love in the animal world. you know. but not in the fish world no that's what. mothers do they will. feed i mean a good mother will feed. their baby anywhere they pull the tit. out it don't matter they don't give a. [ __ ]. because the tit no longer is an object. of sexual lust it's. an object of nurture right what a weird. trick that is. it's they [ __ ] just like the three. card monty what are you doing here.

he's the [ __ ] guy over at harlem with. the [ __ ]. game she's just sitting there and. they're just sucking on her nipples and. she's just chilling. but there's something about that like. mammals like that's one of the reasons. why. grizzlies are so dangerous to hikers. it's usually not. males it's usually females that. unless you see that in general right. like those it's usually. like the female cat female large. fantastic yeah the. the issue like that mountain lion video. that we showed the other day with this.

mountain lions. chasing after this jogger it's because. it was a female mountain lion and she. had cubs of course. the same thing with grizzlies if most of. the time when there's a grizzly attack. it's either. one of two things either you startled. the bear and it didn't know you were. there and. you're too close to the bear and the. bear just decides to attack or. it's a female that has cubs and she just. decides you're too [ __ ] close and she. attacks and [ __ ] you up. that's usually what it is but it's. because they love their babies so much. that's what's we it's weird so much. there's a weird connection in animals. that just doesn't seem to exist in.

lizards it doesn't exist in snakes it. doesn't exist in. fish they don't give a [ __ ] about their. kids yeah they're solitary they'll. just have them and [ __ ] fend for. themselves they [ __ ] them out in the. ocean just people yeah get out of here. you just [ __ ] figure it out. who the [ __ ] knows where they go and. they have a hundred of them because they. know only ten are. gonna make it what about the turtles oh. the worst the [ __ ] sea turtles when. they go to the place and they all come. out at the same time and then the birds. come down snatch them up some of them do. they get snatched. it's crazy watching very few make them.

very few but it's such a sad. way that nature played a trick on them. to make sure there's not too many. turtles nature looked at and went hmm. you're born with a shell like you got. you got a built-in armor. and you live to be like what a thousand. yeah there's very there's very few of. them. and nature's like we gotta make it hard. for you to make it. real hard when you're little everybody. wants to [ __ ] you up. sharks [ __ ] them up you know what really. [ __ ] up turtles. alligators and crocodiles crocodiles. just eat turtles they don't give a [ __ ].

about your show. it's like a it's like an [ __ ] with. pistachio nuts he's too lazy to crack. them open and just bites down. bro that's the best thing every time i. think about a pistachio i think about. the naked gun. you'll see not seeing [ __ ] leslie. nielsen and the other detective in the. car with the red pistachios and they. just start building up into the car. i forgot about that scene bro the naked. guns this is. underrated comedies i grew up with these. comedies naked. simpson and that 100 nordberg.

his name was nordberg back in the day. man he got [ __ ] shot he like. he got injured so much every time like. it was a comedic injury he would get. [ __ ] he'd put his hands down on the. thing. it'd get burned ah would you have to go. that way you get [ __ ] shot. would you have dinner with o.j simpson. why not why not. where uh somewhere where no one's gonna. depend it depends on where. there's no idea yeah who's that he's the. man. but this is the type of [ __ ] i grew up.

on my grandfather was like. a [ __ ] fan of this stuff well this is. the all came out of the airplane right. exactly like the first mel brooks the. first of those silly movies. i tried to get my kids to watch uh the. marx brothers duck soup last night. i said let's just watch the preview just. watch like the. just see what it is oh my god it's. impossible. they were like what the [ __ ] are you. making me watch yeah they don't like. [ __ ] kids don't like [ __ ]. but i was just trying to i was just. trying to show them i was just trying to.

say. listen this is the things that people. thought were funny. in 1933. like you have to understand. this is before world war ii this is a. weird weird weird time to be alive. how old are you how was the baby they. were 12 and 10. oh yeah. that was sitting down with them at that. time probably well it was all a little. bit older a little bit older they'll. understand no no. my 24 year old was there too and she. didn't get her she's giving a [ __ ] what. the [ __ ]. [ __ ] that look at them i mean the marx. brothers it's so weird when you watch. like what was comedy back then i mean.

it's kind of. it's amusing i guess it's kind of. amusing. and it's more interesting than anything. because i'm watching these guys and i'm. like if one of these guys got sick. they're basically dead that's what i was. thinking i know that's a [ __ ] up thing. to think of but that's why. if they break their leg they're. basically dead if they get you know some. cancer no one's going to detect it if. there's something polio. they used to [ __ ] get lots of polio. back then right yeah man. yeah it's [ __ ] up but like when you. watch these uh. these clips of these these old old old.

movies you go wow i just. i i just it's not that long ago man it's. really not it's not even 100 years ago. so you go back 100 years ago people. didn't know what the [ __ ] was going on. they had this sort of very rudimentary. understanding. of like what was interesting or. entertaining and then you see how. limited culture was because. the kind of jokes that they laughed at. it showed you how suppressed people. are and how you know people it was a.

hard. time no one was fat that's the other. thing if you see a guy with a belly. it's it's very rare like a a regular a. fat guy back then. was like a regular guy today yeah they. were like shocking it was like a circus. act. yeah like every look at his fake. mustache is so bad. it's a fake mustache i never knew it was. that bad. yeah it looks like it's painted on did. he ever have a real mustache no that. looks so goofy. that looks just like paint. that's weird yeah did he sometimes have.

a regular. i mustache i thought he did this the. first time i'm like what the [ __ ] is. that. yeah that is weird you know what this is. one of those times where you think it's. something. something that it's not years later. what's that [ __ ] like. yeah berenstein bears yes yes yes. that just happened let's go to that one. that's paint. it's paint that's paint it's groucho. marks mustaches paint. [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ].

look at that that's so weird okay go to. groucho. that's crazy look at that that's paint. his lip is painted imagine if you're on. his show you're like hey groucho nice to. meet you. what the [ __ ] man that's paint he looks. like some [ __ ] weirdo dude walking. around the bronx that i know like he. just [ __ ] paints his mustache on he's. like [ __ ] hollywood hogan. look at his eyebrows too yeah his. eyebrows are pretty thin and he painted. them thick and fat.

bro that's weird i've never seen that. before i never noticed it. that's nwo hollywood hogan right there. look at that one is that the same thing. and that one up top it's all painted. always so smaller and so fidelity is not. good. right so the images were so low quality. that you could get away with it back. then so he could walk around with paint. on his lips. so let's see like i love the vibe of. like the. of the poster of the art i love the art.

that [ __ ] is amazing. but go with groucho yeah it's amazing. right go with groucho marx you bet your. life. okay that was when he was. um when he was hosting that game show so. natty darius looks like a real mustache. and real. yeah he's older he gave up on the they. were like listen bro. just [ __ ] grow that [ __ ] yeah so. that's really [ __ ] look how small it. is in comparison look how small his. eyebrows are. that was as he got older he gave up he. looks like. dolly well i think cameras got better.

too he's like. [ __ ] i got a real real mustache that. looks like [ __ ] hair. that looks like [ __ ] hair straight up. what that looks like. soft [ __ ] hair that's ridiculous he. probably went through a bunch of. different versions of the fake mustache. let's see what that one is yeah that. looks fake as [ __ ]. that looks like he glued a mustache on. his lip because look his lip goes down. the mustache goes up what is that what's. that gap. yeah that's so weird that's a fake. mustache. i had to do a scene once in a show where. they gave me a fake mustache it feels so.

weird it's like because it stiffens your. upper lip. it doesn't move right like you don't. feel like you're talking good. yeah look at those old ones that's what. he really looked like with that. oh that that's probably why see he could. slip around. so if he got rid of the eyebrows and got. rid of the fake mustache that dude could. go anywhere yeah it looks. he had lots of looks he's a handsome. fellow but look at that. that's gross it's turkish there that's. so weird it's. it's almost like like how did go to the.

one in the middle it's really ridiculous. at the up top yeah. look at that one that's crazy look how. fake that looks. that's so stupid i can't believe i. didn't know that until this moment. what did you ever try and show your kids. mr bean oh. no i didn't oh my [ __ ] i used to. crack. up at mr bean bro how are you though i. wasn't high this is when i was a kid i. must have been. already high you know i was the [ __ ]. up because mr bean used to make me. [ __ ] cry you know what you know why.

laugh that should never make anybody. laugh is earnest. like ernest goes to jail just goes to. summer camp. yeah i was talking about that with. someone the other day ernest. did you have ernest stark i feel like. ernest started out doing commercials. i feel like that was like a character. like like the [ __ ] verizon guy or. something like that. don't doesn't that happen after i think. after you've done a couple of [ __ ]. movies. i don't know but maybe i'm doing the. berenstein bears things. where isn't ernest the first larry the.

cable dude. no like that type of vibe no. no no no no but he was like a character. where it was like continuous. earnest yeah yeah yeah it was that but. larry the cable guy is like a legit. comic. like what is uh what was the commercial. it was inc it says. uh first commercial featuring the. character advertised an appearance by. the dallas cowboys cheerleaders at beach. bend park in amusement park in bowling. green kentucky. uh-huh i read the cable guys is like a. is a real comic yeah.

yeah well his name's dan whitney this is. his real name and there's a there's. he does he goes as dan whitney and does. so he's. [ __ ] larry he does only larry the. cable guy now. but he started out as dan whitney. there's some video of him doing dan. whitney. and it's old 1980s comedy where you had. the pants that go up real high. like cavalry cheese and [ __ ]. [Laughter]. it was a good comic like a decent comic. as a regular comic but then. he found his name really took him over. the top larry the cable guy. well he was a this is what it was he.

started out a guy who would. be uh a regular on a radio show so he. would do this character. on a radio show larry the cable guy but. he was. he's a funny writer larry's a really. good writer or dan's a really good. writer so dan. wrote these bits for this character and. what i'm taking off and then he started. doing stand-up with it. i met dan way back in the day like. 1990 [ __ ] two. or some [ __ ] like in montreal we were at. the comedy festival at the same time. together. and dan was like he was just a normal.

dude. who did this larry the cable guy. character and this but this. it was funny man he's a good writer he's. a really funny writer. he wrote for this character and it was. some funny [ __ ]. and then he's like why am i being dan. whitney i'm just. hanging out and be this guy and then. [ __ ] he's he was right on he was spot. on with it. yeah and he just became that dude he was. right for the time in this country. well you know dice clay yeah dice clay. used to be. andrew silverstein and then chuck that.

this is what happened dice had a bunch. of different characters jewish. he's jewish and dice had a bunch of. different characters that he used to do. on stage. he had uh he he does phenomenal. impressions. like off the charts john travolta. robert de niro tony danzley he did all. these impressions and at the end he. would do this this act he had his act. and then at the end of his act he would. do the dice man he would do this. character and he would sing these. he would do these nursery rhymes and the. character just [ __ ] exploded it's.

like. he was funny and then all of a sudden. boom he went nuclear. at the end and then he decided why don't. i just stick with this one [ __ ]. character and do my whole act like that. and then he became the dice man and he. was. legitimately the first comedian that. sold out. arenas like footballers like the garden. yeah like the [ __ ] nassau coliseum oh. wow. like enormous places and he sold out. hundreds of them. like dice never has to work again for. the rest of his life and now he just.

goes to the gym and makes silly videos. he does he's pretty big he's pretty he. works out a lot he stays fit is he on gh. i don't know what he's on why don't you. ask him i don't know. i don't [ __ ] know him you're trying. to talk about camille nanjiani. yeah i actually was bro that was [ __ ]. unbelievable. he looks good man he looks like. wolverine does he does he does he looks. like hugh jack. see we were talking about his legs. though we have to do something about his. legs camille. talk to me we got to get you on some. squats.

um that's uh not good the calves is. ridiculous. but his arms are [ __ ] ridiculous. there's a picture of him a more recent. one. no mask of him walking uh out of. somewhere. and uh he has a tank top on and who is. this guy again. [ __ ] he's an he's a comic and an actor. and he uh. used to be that i've [ __ ] seen him. before that was. now that full transformation full. transformation. and people are mad at him my mind is.

blown down the matter just clicked right. now i'm sorry they're mad at him that he. looks sexy. sorry sorry everybody like he took. steroids i don't like it. well if you took steroids freezing he. did no i think. i think he took steroids i'm going to be. honest with you he's in his 40s. will he say he did because a real. [ __ ] will say they did. like yeah i'm on some [ __ ] yeah. i don't understand people that don't say. they're on some [ __ ] i always tell. people i do some [ __ ] i've always done. some [ __ ] i've been doing some [ __ ]. since the.

since i was in my 30s as soon as my. hormones started to drop i was like. there he is that's the picture. like the [ __ ] he's. out of here jacked up look at those. shoulders bro. jack muffin and i think he's probably. coming straight from the gym so he's got. a nice pump. but come on son how old is he 40. he. said his 40. oh yeah he got his man. strength. listen that's man muscle now that's like. mature muscle that builds that's. tren he's he's getting that [ __ ] from a. needle there's not. bro that's 100 and i don't talk about. [ __ ] tren.

when i was like 23 my boy made trend. he was we lived like in he lives in the. project yo. in the project in the projects and we. shot it and it was crazy. what is he a chemist no he's a [ __ ]. he's a truck driver. now he's talking about truck driver meth. he's got truck driver trent. i remember the bottle it had a [ __ ]. juiced up. [ __ ] uh like a horse no no no it had. spongebob. juiced up on it no no.

no it was like so yellow it was crazy. i don't even know what it was but we. shot a bunch of [ __ ] who the hell knows. oh my god it's that's hilarious i. remember shooting juice in the street. like really yeah bro we would go to this. place called. platinum gym 24 hours on queens. boulevard. we would come out of the gym i'd have. the [ __ ] needle loaded up in the car. we would just go around back yeah we'd. [ __ ] have the music on like mob deep.

would be played. [ __ ] shoot me in the ass i'd shoot. him in the [ __ ] ass. that's it mob deep solid [ __ ]. oh that's hilarious oh man good old. taste. yeah it's a it's a touchy subject with. some folks they don't they don't think. you should ever do it. they don't think you should ever do. anything and even testosterone. replacement. they're like i get my testosterone from. my balls bro yeah right i get it from my. balls bro. yeah well okay when you get into your. 50s and 60s and then your 70s it's not.

your balls are not gonna work so good. and you can make a choice you can either. you know go with science. and get it replaced and you feel way. better and you're way stronger and your. immune system is better. and your brain works better and you feel. happier. or not it's up to you. do you boo you do you you do you they do. them. yeah just you do you don't worry about. it but. the thing about camille is he used to be. you know. one of those alt guys he was like a slim.

you know regular guy that didn't look. like he really worked out or lifted. weights and then he became. this guy who looks like a superhero but. he's playing a superhero in a movie. that's what he's doing but he [ __ ]. unlocked his genetics. kinda no go to the before pic. i'm looking for there's an article that. says. no you don't have to do steroids look. like this listen to me yes you do. whoever wrote that article is a fan of. his or one of them all kids.

that doesn't want to believe in santa. claus i grew up reading muscular. development. mm-hmm listen to you straight greg. valentino told it to you straight. remember that dude oh yeah yeah well he. had he what the. synthol in his arms make him like. balloons yeah [ __ ] up but he would. tell you the real. well most of those guys they would tell. you the real [ __ ]. i had ronnie coleman who's i love ronnie. one of the all times i made him a steak. did you really yeah where at my show wow. on the untitled show i had him on.

i [ __ ] walked him out i put him in. the chair and i made a mistake from. peter lucas that they gave me. i made it for him and he ate two of them. it was an honor i love running so okay. now. that picture on the right is also what. he used to look. like he's even better looking than that. now he looks better than that now. he's sick he's [ __ ] ripped i love him. for me that's my look you need hair on. you and [ __ ] like that and [ __ ]. ripped underneath like a like a russian.

wrestler what people are said about. is the look of his face if you look at. that picture his face has changed right. that there you see what his face looks. like now. like it's it's got muscles in his face. and then you go down that's called. you know that one right there go to that. no the one above it jamie it's called. growth face yeah it's also you. you because there's your muscles there's. muscles in your face in your jaw. especially when you're clamping down. lifting weights of course you develop. i actually work my jaw out i have this.

jaw. of course i forget what the uh the thing. is is it like a mouthpiece. no it's like it looks like a ball that's. been cut in half. and i put it in my my teeth like this. and i go like this. it's just reps i do wraps with my jaw. that's crazy yeah it's really good for. you of course. it's all i mean part of me is like you. really should have a strong jaw in case. somebody punches you not that anybody's. going to punch you know what i'm saying. but it's the thing. of course that's that's also mechanism. right there is where you get touched. there's something about. jaw strength that correlates to total.

body strength. i don't understand it totally but i read. this thing about i was like well what is. the what are the benefits of like. working out with your draw. if you can't find what the thing is i. can find it on my uh amazon. the guy who sells it on tick tock. they're like they put filters on his. face too. oh that was oh he was doing that [ __ ]. movie i just seen man. this fight oh you seen him before when. he was skinny yeah and that was [ __ ]. blowing my mind because i wouldn't have. recognized him now. his face changed yeah it changed that's. a lot of tests.

and probably some other [ __ ] too um. you're talking about the guy who. only works out his jaw and he's got. these preposterous muscles. this is what you're talking about right. yes exactly what i have what is it. called. jaws that's what it's called so i have. one of those that's. also for like anti-aging i would imagine. to try and keep your. skin tight it's just really good for. your face muscles too. um but it's just but you see a lot of. [ __ ] with droopy faces. yes you don't want no [ __ ] droopy.

face that's what i'm saying. but i think there's also some like. health benefits of having a strong jaw. what it seems like you can find out what. are the health benefits of. jaws or size i know i read something. about it that that. i think i was high when i ordered it. though i'm gonna be honest with you you. order [ __ ] on like ever off instagram. when you're stoned. sometimes i just ordered some pulley oh. workout pulley come on. i've just seen it on instagram's like. let's get this yeah how is it isn't it. good i haven't even used it yet. i used it at the gym and it's pretty. [ __ ] sick actually it because it it.

gives you that dead weight. it's it's only one pulley pulling the. weight so it's just one thing it's. pretty i ordered some good [ __ ] pretty. good instagram i can't remember any of. it though. but i remember getting some of the. things i'm like i'm happy with this. purchase i used to order a lot of [ __ ]. all [ __ ] like we got the super slicer. you remember the super slicer back in. the day yeah it was like a mandolin now. you could make fries you could cut the. onion you could do. so much but the [ __ ] the foreman. grill was like the best invention that.

shit's better than the iphone i think. foreman grill is a jam and grill come on. it's legit [ __ ] thing. the thing is it was the best thing it's. very legit it was so. good yeah it was so especially if you. let it heat up oh. you crank it up good yes you get that. good sear you can make a nice. meal with a form and grill you really. can like if you live in a small. prison choir i love that [ __ ] i've been. talking about the former grill everyone. thinks i'm joking. no i love that [ __ ] thing yeah you. don't need. expensive stuff to cook great food you.

really don't. like look at that little grill that. little weber grill i have one of those. little ones. it's like if you have two steaks that's. all you need this little 12-inch rubber. grill man i'm just trying to say 30. bucks. i'm just trying to do wilderness cooking. i'm literally just trying to cook in the. wilderness. you know what i love about that weber. too it doesn't weigh anything that. weighs. nothing weighs nothing put it right in. the car you can throw. it you can wait nothing you put it right. in the car cools down in less than. you know five minutes you're good to go. yeah just dump the.

coals out yes and it's just it's so. portable it's like if you think about. portable grills. what's more portable than that little. 12-inch webber it's [ __ ] perfect and. even you could get crazy with the 18. yeah even that's not. unrealistic in the cherokee yeah no no. it's easy. and then the other thing is like. realistically when you're cooking with. fire and wood if you got lump charcoal. that's wood. right that's just wood that's what it's. wood that's turned into charcoal so. it's prepped for you fire and wood so. you get that nice smoky feeling. it's a it's beautiful wow it's beautiful.

to cook. barbarically yes i love primal cooking i. love. fire i love that [ __ ] it's healthier for. you too. it feels good it does feel good cooking. over fire feels good vegetables over. fire tastes better. it tastes like it's wholesome it tastes. [ __ ]. good but that's why i love pellet grills. too because even though it's complicated. and it's digital and there's. engineering environment i haven't really. just i haven't used it i have a traeger. man i swear by.

everyone swears but i have this so good. i've had one for years. they this is the thing about them they. maintain the perfect temperature. like if you're one of those dudes who. wants to be there and work it and you. want to make sure that you're stoking. the coals. there's nothing wrong with that that's a. good thing but if you're one of those. dudes that wants to do a brisket for. eight hours. never sweat it at all you have a. thermometer that goes into the meat. gives you the exact temperature it shows. up in your phone. your phone's telling you what what. temperature your food is and it tells. you how much pellet to put in you don't. have to have a check pad.

the pellets go for days for days you. could cook for. 40 hours i've literally seen people that. don't know how to cook [ __ ] pull off. tremendous looking meals on instagram. yes from what i've seen. at the end of the day it's still just. fire and wood or just that's all it is. it's these pellets or wood it's just. down to a science of the timings. they make the pellets out of like if you. were gonna make this desk. like this is all solid oak somebody had. to cut this with a saw. the sawdust they take that sawdust and. compress it.

that's it and it goes through the it. hits the heating element catches fire. that's how your food cooks but there's. something very satisfying about being. there. over the coals like having those cold. making the fire yeah like stoking it and. getting everything and. you know what i got recently i got one. of them argentine grills crank crank. crank cranks. and raises and lowers ah so speaking of. my language i love that [ __ ] thing. logs and with the bracero and you light. the logs on fire. and then the the ashes come down you. scrape them underneath.

so much work but it's so much work but. when you it's it's it's it's a ritual. yes. it's one of those things it's like you. gather your people and you [ __ ] feed. them. this crazy contraption that someone else. hand built for you you know what i mean. like all the hand-built love that goes. into things and the passion. it really counts for something yeah and. there's something about. i think there's something about cooking. over fire that like sparks up your dna. like when every time i've been camping. and we cook or.

you know get one of them little grills. and put it down over the fire there's. something about. cooking over fire that gets those. caveman. jeans fired up like those old ancient. jeans like oh we were successful we got. food. our family's gonna stay alive it's like. an exciting thing too because. you're right success in life was not. guaranteed back then. so when you cook over fire i think it. sparks something in your brain. particularly from men. like women don't seem to get that. excited about cooking over a fire. they don't give a [ __ ] but men do why is.

that. what is that it does spark something and. i'll say this i was never. [ __ ] excited about going camping but. once i went there once i was there. it was like the times of my life you. know like i had a great time and you're. right when you spark that stuff and. you're like. you're sitting around this fire and. things are cooking and. food feels better yeah feels better it. feels like you're you're. you know you're the the the stakes are. higher it's almost like if you didn't. have this food you would you'd be [ __ ]. out here. but because you have that food you're. like oh now i'm nourished.

i'm nourished i'm gonna stay alive and. you're smelling that clean air and you. looking here. [ __ ] birds and [ __ ]. [Laughter]. there's something exciting about it man. i [ __ ] love. birds bro i do too he's a good bird i do. too i have bird feeders at my house. and if i fill those [ __ ] up all the. time i'm basically like an enabler for. all these birds. they don't have to hustle anymore they. just come to my house we definitely do.

the same when we leave them out on the. deck. and i actually have a champion birder. in my family really he's a [ __ ]. champion birder up in maine. what does he do he's a he's a birder so. he raises them like. he looks at them and he diagnoses the. species and finds new ones. he looks at it like well he finds them. you know birders are the people that. push the binocular game. that's what i mean it's a big deal yeah. there's two types of people that push. the binocular game.

uh western hunters and birders no. special apps. no well no they just they just adapt to. the yeah they have like high-tech. optics for sure but they're not wearing. binos and like that's not. normal you know they they're looking. through scopes and telescopes and stuff. like that and. they've got range finding scopes and. things along those lines but like. those birders man they're out there in. the forest just looking for the glimmers. of a cardinals feathers there he is. here he is they get so excited bro i get.

excited when i walk through the park and. i see a new species that i have never. seen before. oh man it makes me excited have you been. to costa rica. no i need to get down to south america. more i've only been to mexico. which is [ __ ] unreal to me mango's. badass too no i mean. i've done some ruins there when i was. four hundo close to 400 i climbed cobra. reggie really yeah when i came down i. threw up all over the place. wow gatorade blue gatorade. all over but it was fun i was walking.

around shirtless it was amazing. one of the weirdest moments of my life. was uh going to. um chichen itza because uh first of all. highest of course [ __ ] edibles. i was taking any one breath strips. edible breast strips. edible breath straight yeah there's this. yeah that's so unpredictable because. like. you get one and it's like 50 milligrams. you get another it's 150. milligrams i've never even heard oh my. goodness california. you pop it i just blasted a punch bar um.

i don't even know these people but they. make you know these things i don't know. they literally just [ __ ] lay you down. they lay you down they hit you with a. [ __ ] big francis and gandu. that's the hit they hit you with. so these breast strips were my favorite. because you could take them and put them. in a listerine breath strip container. and no one knows the difference as long. as no one you know no one asks you for. one oh okay my breath is kind of funky. can i get one of those like.

no i can't give you you can't have this. you can't handle this. i gave one to tommy segura and we had a. fly to australia and he told me he. almost like literally almost jumped off. the plane before it started taking off. off the runway. he was thinking he can't do it i can't. do it i can't i gotta get off this. [ __ ] plane but he hung in there and. he didn't say [ __ ] he made it all the. way across the ocean. that's [ __ ] i love that but for 15. hours he did that. yes i think he has amateur [ __ ]. that's [ __ ] amateur [ __ ] let's be. fair you got to [ __ ] be able to hold.

your stuff man what's up. fine he was fine after a couple hours. you have to be able to time it. you have to time your drugs we timed it. poorly i think. i think i gave it to him when we were. sitting there waiting to get on the. plane. that's the problem and then once we got. on the runway it just. probably stayed and then the world you. have to be in the air already once you. [ __ ] demolished. right exactly then you'll be fine but. that's that was not the case. so i anyway i had a breast strip or two. i don't remember but i. remember i remember being out of shape. well connected to mother nature and then.

i was walking around chichen itza. just thinking that these people lived. here. and these people built this and there's. um. there's a book that someone recommended. jamie and i want to think they. recommended it on the podcast but. it might be wrong but i'm reading it. right i should say i'm reading i'm lying. i'm listening to it this is my uh my. sauna reading. my i listen to this thing in the sauna. uh now. it is called a land. so strange and uh it's about.

cortez and about all these uh explorers. that came over to america and their. accounts. of coming over to america and to mexico. you know [ __ ] hundreds and hundreds. of years ago. and they talk about the people that. originally visited the maya. when the maya was around and it made me. realize. these [ __ ] people brought disease to. these people. and that's probably what was the end of. the mayans 100 because.

we know for a fact that european. diseases when they came to north america. wiped out the native american population. but people talk about. native american genocide it is. absolutely true that genocide was. committed on native americans that's 100. true. but what's also true is that 90. of them were wiped out by disease and it. wasn't like. people have this idea that it was like. small pox and blankets that's not what. killed them. what killed them was just they had no. immunity to all the diseases the.

europeans came over here with. and it killed 90 percent of the indians. that lived here. my god so you got to imagine the people. that lived in. mexico the mayans had probably the same. immune system the same type of. vulnerability. and it probably killed all those people. yeah you hear that in a lot of the. tribes that yes papua new guinea and a. lot of these different tribes that die. off because. the westerners the americans they're. coming in and [ __ ]. bringing the plague bringing that. [ __ ] plaga yep.

exactly straight up killing them just. off of just being around. them 100 percent and that was the first. left amongst themselves forever right. and they. yes uh you know away from everybody else. and they were fine. and there's always been this this wonder. there's it's always been a puzzle and a. mystery. what killed off the mayas because. they're not there anymore they. disappeared and if you go down to mexico. if you go to chichen itza you will see. some people that are descendants of the. mayans and you could tell they're small. people and they.

look like for sure when the the images. the hieroglyphs of the minds drew of. them they look very similar to them. but there's there's something that. happened and they don't know what it is. there's a lot of speculation but i am. willing to gamble that it was probably. disease brought in by the europeans. when i was listening to this book and. they were talking about these. they they were there these europeans. gave this description these people with. golden head dresses and and they were. adorned with gold and they had these. incredible structures. made out of stone so clearly they saw.

these people when they were there in. their prime. and i guarantee these [ __ ]. brought the diseases. haters [ __ ] haters that's what it. comes down to those [ __ ]. [ __ ] man. well they were all they they probably. didn't even know what diseases were. right they didn't know they were. carrying diseases if they did they. didn't know it's yeah that's all water. brother. take some yeah i'm good you sure. always like to pour first for you all. right all right so i'm good though thank. you though i appreciate that. hospitality that's the chef in you come.

on man right never let you pour your own. drink. have you ever thought about opening a. restaurant yeah. but it would be i don't want to [ __ ]. do like some corny ass [ __ ] i want to do. something that's like. i don't know i can't really explain how. i feel inside. it has to be artistic yes yeah it has to. be. different it has to be probably just me. cooking there. whenever i want there's no menu it's. just what i give you yeah. there's no set anything right you might. [ __ ] who knows.

right you might see [ __ ] reggie. miller in there. you know what i mean you never know. there's something about that right about. a chef just cooking you whatever they. want to. just because it's exciting yeah i love. when that happens to me. that's like man that's like you're bl. that's like. it's it's a blessing yes it's like. you're getting this. rare pair of sneakers or this rare. [ __ ] thing you know what i mean like. this. object this rare sculpture. well there's a real connection right.

there's like a real connection between. you and the chef and that. and when that happens we ate at uh red. ash recently this is a. great italian place that's in town we. got all the comics together like tim. dillon was there and fahim anwar and. tony hinchcl all these guys. got together lex friedman and we all sat. down at this big table and the waiter. came over we're talking about ordering. and then the waiter said do you want me. to just like have the chef just start. bringing [ __ ] out i go [ __ ] yeah. just whatever man let's just we just. step back. just tell him just makes us some. delicious food they brought up all these.

steaks and these pasta dishes and squid. ink pastas. with scallops and clams and mussels and. shrimp like. yes like [ __ ] were ready for. that right. keep it coming keep it coming some. delicious ravioli. that's why i can't ever go full. carnivore i always cheat. i love a [ __ ] ravioli i love it i. love stuffed pasta i love pasta period. it's so. that's been one of the hardest things to. not eat every single day of my life you.

know. but if you could just limit it to. occasionally no i do okay i have and. that's what's helped me yeah a lot. yes and that's the key also try you know. to. [ __ ] myself with different soba noodles. and [ __ ] like that different healthy. versions of that. more healthy healthier yo what is even. it's not even healthy that. pasta's [ __ ] good for you [ __ ] that. well it's good for your soul there's. something about a delicious meal. something to say for that. yeah glass of wine delicious makes you.

feel better about yourself. but then like an hour later i'm always. like oh. god this brick in my stomach this glue. this. paste that's working its way through my. intestines you just gotta [ __ ] hit. the tread. you just gotta hit the treadmill for a. little bit just walk it off but my. body's like hey [ __ ] face that's not. real food like what you eating. what you eating because it's not a just. you can't just have pasta as a meal you. have to have meat. you should yeah but when i eat healthy. if i eat like. just either fish or steak.

or wild game and vegetables i just feel. way better. i just feel way better whenever i eat. like that if i eat like a nice. salad some fresh vegetables and a thick. steak. a nice piece of elk with some like maybe. some asparagus or something i just feel. i don't feel like i did anything wrong. nothing feels off well i've been trying. to dial it in with the food and. for me i've been i'm doing all kinds of. different [ __ ] you know where i was just. doing.

vegetarian just drinking juices for a. little bit. that's how this happened i took all this. [ __ ] off by [ __ ] with myself i was a. science experiment with food with myself. do you remember day one. yeah what was day one day one was. looking at that [ __ ]. that scale and seeing it and right then. i had a green juice. celery kale apple lemon ginger. and that was the that was the [ __ ] that. was my dinner and then you said okay. and then the next day i walked i walked.

around the track like twice and my. [ __ ] lower back was hurting me like a. fat piece of garbage. [Laughter]. straight up my hips were hurting me i. couldn't i took the dog for a walk i was. [ __ ] like yo. i can't do two laps i'm like that's. enough for today. that was the start that's what if i put. a hundred and eighty pounds on my back. oh gosh okay look if i put jamie if i. put jamie in a fireman's carry. and walked around a track that is. literally what you were doing yeah man i. [ __ ] i i've tried to lift.

you know every time i do certain. movements i put. 130 i'm 135 on my back and just walk. with it and just. imagine i walk over the [ __ ] bridge. with the 100 with the 100 pound uh. medicine ball yeah williamsburg bridge. just to. make sure you know that's what i was. [ __ ] carrying around and see how hard. this is ridiculous. dude i have a weight vest that i put on. it's only like 25 pounds. and i do exercise but i have another one. that's 40. but even just the 25 pounds. unbelievable when i do push-ups it's.

really hard it is chin-ups are really. [ __ ] hard. like wow imagine this is only 25 pounds. like if someone says i'm 25 pounds. overweight you're like. ah you could lose that no big deal. it's just great i love it i love when. people lose weight man i love my [ __ ]. mind is actually [ __ ] i can't even. believe that i had that much. to [ __ ] lose it's like it's not even. like real to be honest with you it's. crazy. it's amazing kind of feels weird well. we're going to talk. a year from now yeah when you look like. camille nanjiani.

i'm going to be [ __ ] etched bro he. inspired me i gotta have a call with him. he looks good. i gotta talk to his chemist he's not. gonna be honest with you no he won't be. right right i don't think so i mean i. don't think he's being honest i don't. well i wouldn't say honest i just don't. think he's being public with it i bet. people who know him know. he's a good guy he's not a bad person. he's just he's just a guy that but. that's shocking. he became something that he didn't used. to be before and apparently he gets. hated on a lot because of it and for no. reason it's not necessary.

it's because he looks hot yes he does. look hot. i think he needs to work on those legs. though legs is a problem yeah i don't. understand. like how much time are you missing but. have you i mean. listen i've seen like i don't know where. he's from but i've seen that dude. jinder mahal from [ __ ] wwe i don't. know what that is he's a [ __ ]. i think he's from bombay yeah and he has. very small legs also i don't know if. it's a thing. well look at jon jones one of the. greatest fighters of all time he's got. calves that'll look like my forearms.

but you see his brothers oh my god super. athletes but i've never seen their. calves i don't i think he's the only one. with those. calves and he's like he's. those cavs are getting bigger though. he's up to 250 now i [ __ ] see. pictures of him. yanking that [ __ ] weight around he. looks a [ __ ] animal he's dedicated. you know john is not to be [ __ ] with. and john's going to move up to that. heavyweight division and he's going to. be prepared. he's going to be a real heavyweight are. they going to give him someone first or. is he going to get the title shot right. away. in 100 build up it has to be a build up. right now it 100.

depends no it doesn't have to be a build. up the move is super fight right now. right now that's the move that's the big. money move because first of all francis. ingano is. poised to be the biggest thing in sports. not just in mma. in all of sports because he's a real. life superhero story. that guy was working in a sand mine. a sand mine in cameroon when he was 11. years old he was a little kid. and he was digging sand out do you know. what kind of muscles you develop doing. that. plus he's a genetic specimen a.

hyper elite genetic specimen then. the guy's intellectual and the hardship. he went through. you know the guy speaks three languages. and the the hardship he went through. describing. he on my podcast i don't know if you. heard it but when he was talking about. the the the harrowing journey of getting. out of africa and getting into europe. took 14 months and then multiple times. more than seven times they arrested him. and sent him back to the [ __ ] desert. so he's in the middle of the [ __ ].

sahara desert where you could easily die. and he managed to get back again to. morocco and try it again and they sent. him back again they sent him back seven. times. dude he's he's something special and. then. you have the fact that he had one fight. with steep a. and it didn't work out well he gassed. out he thought he was just going to blow. him out of the water but stipe. had a great game plan figured him out. stipe's chin was unbelievable. amazing a bunch of those shots would. have dropped any other man. most men like francis hit him with some.

[ __ ] some big [ __ ] yeah yeah hitting. with some [ __ ]. and you know and then but he was really. young in the game. francis was very very green we had only. been doing. mma training for like six years yeah he. was just trying to [ __ ]. pounce him yeah he just was trying to. throw haymakers but then he got to where. he is now. where he's like he's calm. and technical and precise and the. that team that he's got now that team at. extreme couture. also in the corner right yes that was.

that was huge tell him to calm down stay. calm. stay calm stay calm i like i love osman. i love him he's a [ __ ] great fighter. man a lot of people hate on him yeah. i love him also but yeah they hate on. him because he's great. yeah that's why they hate on him they. hate on him because he's special i love. a lot of fighters man. i love it all i love it all too i really. i'm just a genuine. fan of i that is the main sport that i. follow at this point in my life. for the past five years i'd say you. coming to florida this weekend or what.

i'm gonna [ __ ] try my hardest man. i'm gonna try my hardest come down i. have to have to talk to one. i have to talk to my boss oh yeah i get. it i get it well if you want to bring. her too. nah she won't come no no it's gonna be a. full arena too i know. that's crazy they've never done that in. a year they haven't done that since last. march. so it's uh it's gonna be a year and a. month since there's been a full arena. and of course it's in florida because. florida is. broke four is out of [ __ ] they gave all. the [ __ ] away. in jacksonville you know like honestly i.

don't know man drive. what the [ __ ] am i gonna do there what. are you gonna do you're gonna watch the. fight after that. [Laughter]. get to the airport fly into the arena. just [ __ ] drop me at the seat. do you remember that time that dude that. uh fan man. he had like a parachute and a fan. dropped in on holyfield versus. was it a holyfield bow yeah it was a. riddick bow in hawaii i think it was. both right into the [ __ ] ring. that was crazy and then that's crazy. that happened right yeah it was crazy. because it was outdoors.

i think it they did it outside at. caesar's palace in vegas yes yes yes. they used to have a lot of those fights. outdoors yeah those are those outdoor. fights. those outdoor fights were wild because. sometimes it was hot as [ __ ] out there. too. a lot of julio caesar chavez fights out. there. yeah man do you know julius caesar. chavez jr is fighting anderson silva. i saw that and that credit i did see. that. i don't know i don't i mean anderson. silva is definitely good with his hands. but his jaw is gone. yeah his jaw's gone yeah he's tapped.

that [ __ ] and he's [ __ ] going down. it's just not. he's the most elite dude but it's done. he was he was you're at time wins. exactly and in this sport. your jaw doesn't last no and once you. look old you look old. it's no going back you can't come back. from those knockouts. just can't no once you start getting. cracked right it seems to be. would have been anybody no not really. you know it's it happened to chuck. liddell.

yeah and when when those guys when their. ability to take a punch. goes away it's it's not much they can do. because the sport. kind of requires you to eventually get. hit like i was watching some shogun. highlight today that they [ __ ] put up. and it was shogun knocking liddell out. mm-hmm look bad after that. well he got knocked out by rampage yeah. he got knocked out by rashad rashad. knocked him out with one punch. he got knocked out by a lot of people. and he got knocked up by rich franklin. and he got after a while man the body of.

kos. but in his day man chuck liddell was the. fiercest [ __ ]. ever because he would he didn't give a. [ __ ] if you punched him he didn't he. literally didn't give a [ __ ] he waded. through the fire just to get to you. he had such confidence in his chin and. his power. that he just waited through bombs just. to get to you and just to touch that. chin and. boom once he got guys he'd be like what. the [ __ ]. he had ultimate confidence in his his. ability to destroy people. and the way he did it was so ferocious.

like he made the sport because i was. gonna say he's like the logo almost. like he's the logo of the of this when. he. rose to the top in the early 2000s when. he was the [ __ ] iceman. that was just when everybody was. starting to tune into the sport that was. just when. forrest griffin and stephen bona had. that crazy i was. watching the ultimate kitchen when i was. working in forest hills queens in the. [ __ ] kitchen on spike. on the tv this small wow i watched that.

whole [ __ ]. that made the sport that fight made the. sport. and then chuck liddell really made the. sport because those guys were good. but what chuck adele did those guys. fought a crazy battle. and it was basically a draw it was. basically a draw i mean. one guy won it but let's be honest it. was basically a draw and they gave. contracts to both guys because of that. yeah but but chuck was murking. [ __ ]. just murking people and good guys too. guys like babalu tito ortiz it didn't. matter who the [ __ ] you were.

and that era when chuck was in his prime. he was just a destroyer. but you can't that doesn't last you can. only be that guy like anderson was that. guy for many years. but you can only be that guy for a. certain number of years and then. the wheels fall off and that's just the. sport that's just that's the game they. play. it's crazy game and everyone that steps. in the [ __ ]. into the cage is a [ __ ] man you know. they're animals. or a woman woman what i'm saying you. know you know what i mean. that woman who's fighting this weekend. john waylon well i was just gonna say.

she's my. i love zhang wei lee she's on that fight. with joanna was unfucked that's like one. of the best. it's one of the best i watched it today. one of the best fights of all time. sonny wanna had a football growing out. of her forehead just rachman [ __ ] was. crazier than her. it was crazier because it's on a girl. it's crazy to see a little girl. like joanna and i yo that's nuts. yeah that fight was nuts and she could. have gone either way too. oh yeah it really could have yeah it. could have gone either way that is.

either easily i've come to that. conclusion. and i really i like both of them i. watched it again two days ago. yeah it was amazing tremendous yeah i. watched fights like that in the gym just. crazy wars. when i'm feeling tired just watch that. [ __ ] like for cardio there's nothing. better. that and the john wick scene that kills. everybody in the bath house. you see how [ __ ] john wick passed me. i don't have. i'm not like a john wick guy i got to. see these things is it good. oh my god you want to get pumped up when. i i missed the bourne identity [ __ ].

wick bryant is great john wick. is the next next level the john blade. blade's great yeah [ __ ] with blade one. blade one. yeah blade two and three they get a. little slip sloppy but blade one is the. [ __ ]. wesley snipes was awesome i don't know. why they never brought him back as blade. when marvel comics are doing all these. different. uh movies right they're doing doctor. strange. they're doing all those i i put it on.

twitter i put it on twitter a while back. that they need to have uh wesley snipes. come back as blade like come on. let's take a [ __ ] layup in my opinion. yeah my opinion that's the layup just. give them a chance to get into like i. don't know what kind of shape he's in. right now but just give him a chance to. get jacked again. come on get him on that kamali nanjiani. [ __ ]. we know a guy listen let's go you see. the coming to america with [ __ ] this is. the second one. i didn't see it i heard it wasn't as. good as the first one. i wasn't happy no i didn't see it the.

barbershop scenes were funny. yeah well listen those are always good. eddie murphy's still eddie murphy's. tremendous and arsenio hall still our. senior halls. killing the [ __ ] funny guy. they can bring back blade they need to. bring back blade. just give them another chance folks come. on hollywood i think it would be a smash. ass in this climate yeah yeah bring. bring them to 2021. they're talking about like all the. movies like they literally dropped. movies in the house. what was somebody else playing oh come. on.

movies get dropped right to the house. that would [ __ ] be massive you just. [ __ ] buy. blade right there wait a minute i'll. give it i'll give you a suggestion. other than wesley's knives i think it. should be wesley science that's choice. number one. michael j white okay michael jack why i. could pull out blade. he's good at karate right [ __ ] real. good. real legit what is this my iphone 2009. yeah what does it say kevin. is that you say present kevin announce.

that what does it say i don't know it's. blocked by uh ad thing there oh these. [ __ ] uh yeah announcements. blade who's this she's okay i'm okay. with this she's amazing this dude. um would be rebooted oh [ __ ]. it looks like a young wesley right here. or they're marvel they haven't announced. a day for a movie but. can you give me another picture kevin. that looks like a young nino brown right. there what was he in. yeah a lot of things he won like oscar. recently. oh i know that dude he's [ __ ] great.

exactly. i'm fine with that if they don't have. western. he's out [ __ ] yeah he's gonna be played. that's gonna be sick oh okay. all right i'm in yeah either way that's. right i think you should have gave. wesley to jay west but he should be in. it the thing is the father figure or. something. blade doesn't age right isn't that the. whole thing because he's a day walker. he's like part vampire like. other people get old he doesn't get old. isn't that part of the deal. they keep pumping them up with that. vampire was a marvel movie i just knew.

it was wesley snipes and that [ __ ] and i. had to see it. i was a fan of the comic book back when. i was a kid it was one of my favorite. comic books i didn't even know in the. comic book he had. knives that were made out of teak they. were made out of wood you would stab. these [ __ ] vampires with wood knives. that [ __ ] movie was great though man. that opening scene that's one of the. greatest opening scenes of. any [ __ ] movie ever when tracy lords. picks up that dorky surfer kid that. dorky california kid he's like uh.

cool and she takes him to this [ __ ]. vampire blood bath. and the blood starts spraying out of the. scene she he thinks he's at a disco. and he's gonna get some [ __ ] right he's. with tracy lords he's like one of the. hottest porn stars of all time right. and so all of a sudden they're at this. place and everyone's dancing and [ __ ]. people start pushing him around it's. like what the [ __ ]. what's going on and then some blood hits. his face he's like what is this. and he looks up and the sprinkler system. is spraying blood and then the fangs. come out and they're all dancing you're. like what is this.

movie and then they're all freaking out. because then blade shows up like oh [ __ ]. it's the day walker bro that's one of. the greatest opening scenes of. any movie ever and wesley snipes was. perfect in that role. perfect belly i dizzy belly that's a. good opening scene in belly too good. opening scene too. yeah it's not [ __ ] it's not [ __ ]. with that one though that's a. the problem is what's it made blade. after uh wesley snipes tried to get a. black panther film made in the 90s. oh did not get that they're talking.

about recasting that like some people. say that you should never recast it and. some people say. that you should recast it like i don't. know why they wouldn't recast it i don't. think it's. i don't think you should just let that. roll die because that movie was a good. movie. like black panther was a fun comic book. movie. and for black people was the first movie. where you had. a black superstar a black superhero. all black cast in in a a black.

universe like literally a whole universe. and. i know did chadwick died and everybody's. at a homage to him they don't want out. of you know respect to him. they don't want it to be recast but i. think. i think you wait some time and then you. reboot it you find someone who's going. to do it justice. that's what i think yeah i think it's a. great movie man it's a great premise. it's it was a fun movie yeah of course. it was it was beautiful. they've rebooted spider-man like a.

hundred times i was gonna say i never. thought that there should be another. batman than michael keaton. and then [ __ ] here we go [ __ ]. christian bale i end up liking him a lot. how about the hulk how many hulks have. they had i didn't i only thought there. was one. no i only thought no i don't even. thought was it i didn't know there was. more than one hulk well they had edward. norton. before that they had eric banner right. and then they had. that's right is he the first one was. eric banner the first one i think it was. lou ferrigno oh yeah for tv yeah lou.

ferrigno was the first one for tv. but the only one i know but when when. the hulk went to cgi. the first guy i think was why did they. give him the call. why didn't they give lou the call i want. to know that. because lou was the hulk he was never. bruce banner. oh he couldn't be the normal guy right. he wasn't the normal guy god. yeah the normal now i understand who was. like. imagine he's still jacked you just took. the green off of him and he was just a. normal guy dude i met lou.

in the early 2000s he was still ripped. of course. he's a big fella so that was like i when. i met him it was almost 20 years ago and. he was still jacked. what does lou ferrigno look like today i. bet he's still jacked. he probably doesn't have the mass but. he's still ripped. probably not close but it's probably. still. massive probably big [ __ ] massive. massive. yeah well he's always gonna be big he's. [ __ ] like six five right yeah but. he's. he's i think he's still jacked yeah he's.

definitely was stacked up. yeah oh that's not does it show that's. not him today but this is what was it. it's not now what year is that three. hours ago. that's 93. oh there he is right there. there's a picture in the middle go to. that video he looks like jeff garland. what does it say he looks like nick. saban and jeff garland mixed. imagine lou ferrigno plays his brother. on kirby enthusiasm.

that's incredible what is he saying here. that's uh [ __ ] [ __ ]. health day world health day what are you. doing. you're in the bottom there he has some. traps i see the trash it gives you. a happy feeling about yourself and. knowing that. you know you're connected with yourself. but if you're thinking about other. people's problems. how bad you feel about yourself but the. important thing about being happy. the most important thing is about taking. action for yourself i want you can take. action. people can pat you on the back you can. talk all day long.

how great you are how great this. negative vitamins affecting you. but the problem is it's you think about. your health. we're here for a short time i mean money. is secondary. monetary things everything is secondary. but the important thing is you feel good. about yourself be happy like. hey hold on a second how old is he he. looks pretty [ __ ] good. man that just touched me right there you. see i told you that [ __ ]. it could be anybody at a moment so. [ __ ] lou ferrigno just touched me i. have to look inside myself again.

how old is he he's 69 years old. bro 6'5 315 from brooklyn whew. go back to his instagram again please. that's amazing that he's 69 years old he. looks that good. can see if you can get a video where it. sho his face looks [ __ ] tremendous. right i mean that guy is that guy's 16. years older than me. now go down and let's see if there's. some video of him yeah look at that. right there. he's ripped look at that that picture in.

the right hand corner. still has some jackage look at that. he got his uh he got his coveted shot. he's jacked. look at him fit [ __ ] get on the. package. [ __ ] too much oh look he's got a. sword what's that that's not him. what is that who the hell is that that's. him. bro that's him oh [ __ ] that is who is. that from. does that knock like conan or something. was that a conan movie where he fought. conan.

or like piled around with conan or. something. god we're trying to remember i think. that's from one of the conan movies. imagine you've replaced arnold. schwarzenegger's career. with lou ferrigno well like everything. the thing about lou is that he's deaf. so he's got that you can tell in his. speech that he doesn't hear himself like. he knows how to talk well but you can. tell. there's a certain there's something. missing in the way well just the look. he's just so brooklyn.

right like arnold schwarzenegger from. austria. yeah all this way he has that look he. just looks like he's hard europe yeah. like he's. over there's no time period he could be. from right. [ __ ] luffy though looks like he's. from brooklyn. you can't [ __ ] get away from me he. just looks like an entire size of him. there. [ __ ] loser so big is that a camera. trick slide. it's just the angle really yeah he was a. hercules yeah but that trick wouldn't. work on me.

like if he did that with me not gonna. look that big no he looks. [ __ ] enormous but oh that's oh that's. not real that's not real. but uh do you know who's the best uh. conan though. it wasn't him it wasn't it wasn't arnold. it was jason momoa. jason mama was the best he was the best. conan it was the most. realistic to the movie or to the books. to the robert e howard books. but jason movie was dog [ __ ] is he. simone. or maori i do not know his ancestry.

i don't know i think he i thought he was. from new zealand right. um i think he's hawaiian i said wine. yeah pretty sure he's a wine [ __ ]. yeah but what is his uh his family. ancestry. a wonder he has a very mine's an. interesting look to him he's handsome as. [ __ ]. he's huge gigantic really really. friendly guy i met him at whole foods. he's like seven. foot right father's hawaii i'm not quite. the other german irish native american.

um see if he could get jason momoa in. conan the movie sucked. unfortunately because it started off. great and i was all in. i was like [ __ ] yeah because it was more. realistic because. conan the original conan as painted by. frank frazetta. and as uh written by robert e howard. yeah. see that on the left-hand side that was. when he was conan he was the best. conan ever the most realistic conan. like right there take that picture that. you got your cursor over look at that.

that's. conan man that is the [ __ ] conan of. robert e howard man it was amazing. but the movie was dog [ __ ] go to the one. with him on the horse look at that [ __ ]. son. he looks good come on that's conan. they need to redo it they need to have. someone write a good script get someone. who can really [ __ ]. get quentin tarantino to write a goddamn. conan movie i. said it let's go let's go quinn. tarantino just give him a. a box of coke like a laundry basket.

just one big box of it send it to the. house. [Laughter]. yeah just open this sniff this [ __ ]. vault of coke and just let's go to war. give him one of those great adventure. dollars. yeah and then give him all the robert e. howard books and just go please just. read this. robert e howard was a super depressed. crazy guy who was like i think i believe. he lived with his mom. and just imagined that he was this. warrior. imagine he was this barbarian just.

[ __ ] and slaying his way and usurping. thrones and taking over and becoming a. king and. slaying every man in front of him and he. just he just described this. completely unrealistic physical specimen. of a man who had no fear and. just destroyed the wizards and demons. and just. went to hell and back there are great. books man and then the guy killed. himself. the guy wrote these books and i think he. killed himself in his 30s. i think he was pretty young when he did. himself in.

i think he just was a like a guy who was. a writer. who was seeking escape through this. fantasy that he had created. this uh this character conan the. barbarian that to this day resonates. that's what art is yeah man he died he. lived on. he lived on through those thoughts and. those words god for the art. he's a true artist well whatever it was. that. tortured him also inspired him you know. whatever. pain that that guy went through that he.

was experiencing when he wrote those. books i was. in love with those books when i was a. kid because i kind of. i was real depressed and lost and i. didn't have any friends and. we moved a lot when i was a kid and so i. i was always. reading books and comic books i had to. like lose myself in fantasy. because my reality was not that fun and. i remember those conan books man they. just. resonated with me man they were so good. i read them all. cover to cover multiple times i have. them to this day on my shelf. my wall look at them i pick them up.

every now and then and just go over them. yeah they're just [ __ ] like that too. those books man to me they meant. everything so when. arnold schwarzenegger became conan for. the movies i was like this ain't really. conan. like you weren't feeling it because you. had such a [ __ ] close connection to. it that that wasn't the guy. i was that wasn't the guy that they were. [ __ ] describing i was happy that they. were doing i didn't even like the comic. books the comic books are a little wack. too. they were okay some people drew them. well some people didn't.

but the books the books have yet to be. recreated and i thought they were going. to do it with jason momoa when i saw him. as conan i was like. that's the guy because it's perfect he's. he's giant. but not he's not a bodybuilder yeah he's. a guy who swings a sword and kills. people all the time. you know and there's just it's just. that movie with conan was great i was. happy that they were making. arnold schwarzenegger who's a you know. he became a superstar he's this big. giant guy was happy they were making a. conan movie. but it didn't wasn't the same as the.

books it was more. you know kind of like i want to say. cheesy but. it's kind of cheesy like more like uh. poppy. yeah it wasn't the books were dark you. wanted to be real. the books were he's splitting down to. their teeth. that's why i like the royal batman's. like when it starts getting [ __ ]. dark started getting really good like. the christopher nolan batman. yeah [ __ ] sick movies christian bale. yeah he just he kills he's an awesome.

he's awesome at everything. that guy he's one of those dudes you. know there's a few of those guys daniel. day. yep daniel day right um there's a few of. those gary uh. what the [ __ ] his name batman not. batman dracula. old man gary oldman gary gary oldman's. another one of those guys true romance. oh my god come on come on man she's. [ __ ] crazy people forget about that. movie. all right james gandolfini. rest in peace oh my god.

yeah i think they're redoing the [ __ ]. soprano movie i think that's what the. what is the sun right yeah they're gonna. do back dated when he was young i. believe so. that's gonna be interesting i watched. that i watched sopranos at least two. three times a year how good was it like. oh. how good was it's candlefeed. when he died he was another one when he. died i was like no. no it's [ __ ] no. it's hard to hear this [ __ ] man but when. you hear that he was eating good.

you know he was in rome eating good. drunk chilling. right yeah he was doing a lot of that. but he died so young i know. he was like 55 or something like that. something like that. just [ __ ] i indulged but that was. like. in that character you saw that. indulgence right like that was. real he really seemed like that guy like. he seemed like a. murderer who was also a good guy who was. like i mean he was the perfect. character for this anti-hero mom boss.

that was the first time there was a. television show where the star. the head guy the guy you loved was a. [ __ ] murderer yup. who murdered christopher maltasanti he. murdered his friend. to talk about christopher moltesanti i. met. um michael imperioli and he came on. he came onto my show and he's not. [ __ ] christopher multi he's not. asante he's an actor he's but. he's just a [ __ ] gentle beautiful man.

he brought me a [ __ ] buddhist bell. he brought me incense that i still have. to this day in my little shrine in my. studio. ah bro i [ __ ] loved him if it wasn't. maltesanti i thought i was meeting. moltesanti. no yeah look at these [ __ ] guys. [ __ ]. show i mean paulie is paulie paul is a. man he's definitely him. he tony from i've heard tony sarica 100. he was 100. he was like [ __ ] real deal he plays. in the e street band. how crazy is that you know this is.

[ __ ] next level [ __ ] they just. [ __ ]. this is like big [ __ ] that's an nft. right there i'll buy that give me that. [ __ ]. that'll be my first did someone explain. nfts to me 45 people try to explain it. to me. i said [ __ ] suck my dick i have no. idea what. any of you are saying you or what does. it mean we need to get that beeple guy. on. that dude 69 million dollars from an nft. and i'm [ __ ] laughing i don't.

understand it. do you understand it i'd rather be. simple to be honest with you. i'd rather be simple i'm happy being. simple. someone was buying jamie's tweets yeah i. sold a couple tweets. for how much excuse me i would donate it. was a meme amount but. uh both of them for over like five grand. but then someone took those i think it. was the person who bought them from me. to try to create some attention but. it was then uh there's a bid on it for a. million dollars.

come on a couple days later see the [ __ ]. is going down. what does. when i hear this it's like what i have. so many. things that could be this what do you. want i think. what do you want from me to take it. but i have [ __ ] 75 things that i have. right here in the phone what can you can. you show me what this is. what can i say. i think it's more evidence that the. simulation is real we're in a simulation.

it's like it's like why do some people. get it and i don't why don't i get it i. don't think anybody gets it i think they. fake it. i think it's like quantum physics you. know like richard feynman said if you. think you understand quantum physics you. don't understand quantum physics. [Laughter]. it's [ __ ] never changing it changes. it's the weather you don't know in the. [ __ ] weather. no there's no predic how do they predict. the weather when it's. you know what's crazy to me some farmers. almanacs.

i love those things but why how did. those things work did they have. agriculture. this the rainfall how accurate is that. they would buy. they measure that farmers would buy. those things and they would adjust. their crops based on the farmer's. almanac that was predicting. the weather for like a year me i know. farmers that. they do it on the moon moon cycling. farming yeah it's a new thing.

jamie how the [ __ ] do they what is the. [ __ ] how does the farmer's almanac. predict things. i don't know i was just in my head i was. trying to get a good question to see if. like. there was be a story about this like was. there ever a. an impending storm that never came. never came before that they got right. and i was like oh [ __ ] in. april april 2nd get the get [ __ ]. ready i think 1984 i was in hurricane. glory on twa flight. 495 coming in from west palm beach to. jfk was it shaky.

i remember i was a child but apparently. we were in the air for seven hours. whoa my grandfather threw my mother out. because they got into an argument over. bagels. let's find out how accurate are farmers. almonds that's right typing that in at. the beginning. i thought you pulled up a video that was.

the wind. [Laughter]. [Music]. oh my god it's hilarious for sure i have. a contact high. let's just be vaping that's so funny. uh most scientific analysis of the. accuracy of a farmer's almanac forecast. has shown fifty percent accuracy. oh that's not bad it means i've also. seen it's been traditionally as high as. eighty percent. flip the [ __ ] see so it all varies. eighty percent.

eighty i could do eight is amazing. yeah it's like a ball player a couple. good years. one down right right all right the. average is out. i think that's what they're it's coming. to and just like an average thing. huh but i wonder what it is like what. are they. let's ask this how do farmers almanacs. predict. uh mediator blog here uh there's a cl. the claim that they're going to look. into in this. is this meat eater yeah okay the claim. is that i'm going to say that it's.

they're able to make long range weather. predictions regarding regional. temperature and precipitation. and i guess but how how why explain. would it be actual meteorologists don't. agree with the pseudoscience of the. almanacs. is it the umbrellas there with the. satellite. you know what i'm talking about the one. that's just floating the umbrellas. the ones that are floating right there. with the weather ball. oh well this wouldn't be that because.

they were doing this 100 years ago. when it comes to those secret formulas. that incorporate solar activity weather. experts will point out there's no. scientific backing to those methods. for those methods this shouldn't come as. a surprise since that line of thinking. is more than two. centuries old two centuries hmm but. the opposite of this is like that curb. episode where the weatherman always gets. the weather wrong so he can go play golf. and like the you know like the. meteorologist is always saying it's. going to rain it never rains. like they're never they're they're.

barely 50 right or wrong meteorologists. are that bad. and the show they worry about you want. me to tell you what [ __ ] works. oh i'll tell you what works the [ __ ]. buoys in the ocean surf line. [ __ ] the surf report works. somehow they're able to predict whether. it's going to be three or four feet. five to six at what time depending on. the wind. this current and the buoy. so it's tangible there's.

things there that measure it this is. [ __ ]. that's [ __ ] because there's nothing. there that's telling you. why where are they putting it are they. putting. it into the [ __ ] air and then that's. how it's telling you. i don't know what they're doing i have. no idea well that's what i'm saying like. based on how much rain they got the year. before. i mean maybe there's like a a cycle well. no. rain i understand but i'm talking about. the prediction of when it's gonna rain.

there's telltale signs but things happen. subtly. imagine if you lived 200 years ago and. no one knew what was coming. you really didn't know but you knew. because there was [ __ ] telltale signs. my grandfather told me when the tops of. the trees. [ __ ] do this it's gonna rain the top. hmm they could just tell about the back. of the leaves being. like silver color it's about to rain. like a little dew no like this is an.

ohio thing so i don't know what trees it. was specifically it might be a specific. tree but like the leaves would they'd. start blowing you could see there would. be like almost white or silvery on the. back. there's something exciting about life. before satellites. there was something exciting about it. you know you really didn't know. you didn't know what was coming bro i. remember when they put one on my block. they put one on my block for the cable. you drove like five blocks and it was. like this caged in thing it was a. satellite. and we always thought it was a like a a. ride. like yo let's go ride that thing and.

then. later on it ended up being like this. [ __ ] cable thing that they put in for. the neighborhood. yeah one of those giant satellite dishes. there was a dude that i knew that had. one in his yard. and i oh god where was this guy this is. such a blurry memory it might be. [ __ ] i'm pretty sure. it's real though i'm pretty sure i knew. a guy who had i think i was in high. school. no it was after high school anyway. this guy had a [ __ ] satellite dish in.

his yard. and he would have to turn it it would. have to adjust it. to try to hit a certain place. in order to get a signal but he can get. television shows and like. weird things this is like the earliest. video it was huge. i mean the thing was like almost as big. as this room they had an enormous dish. they had it at my cousin's house in. brooklyn and they would get all kinds of. far and [ __ ]. yeah weird [ __ ] they would get the news. from back home in yugoslavia. whoa yeah exactly that's what it was.

some crazy [ __ ]. and i remember they were big ass. satellites you had to have a backyard. because you had to [ __ ] have some big. ass. you can't put it on the side of any. house no no no you had to. i remember back when directv came along. you could get a chip and the chip would. give you all the pay-per-view. on directv all the time. i had that [ __ ] back in the day it was a. black box yeah. my man's father worked for pepsi i don't. know how he got the black box but he had.

the connection to the cable company. 50 they hook it up you get all the porno. you get all the pay-per-views so we were. watching ufc back in the day. we were watching all the wwf. pay-per-views yeah we were watching. f i wasn't we weren't we weren't i was. watching mad porno [ __ ]. you know like you used to have to go. back and forth through the channels. and find a tit you know find them. pumping a little bit and you get hard. you'd have to go it was crazy and then.

one day you just [ __ ]. you could press it and order it and i. ordered the [ __ ] porno. at the house and they found out and i. was like it was a big deal. because they were they didn't understand. i said what the [ __ ] is going. on it used to be back in the day that. the biggest. producers the biggest distributors of. porn was hotels. that like marriott and those kind of. hotels.

yeah because like if you're a guy and. you're on a business trip and no one's. around. like finally yeah there's two things. that you know bro. there's two [ __ ] things you know when. you're in the hotel mario. [ __ ] lopez when he comes out. you turn the [ __ ] tv on as mario. lopez. and porno the adult zone and like. wolverine yeah that's it yeah. espn maybe i think that for a while i. don't know if that's true now because. now. i think the internet is the biggest.

distributor of porn but i think for the. longest time. it was hotels it was i think it was like. the marriott but there was something. just something about buying it on a. bigger screen yeah just sitting there. watching the whole thing. yeah but you couldn't pause or rewind it. exactly well you have to sit through it. just deal with it you have to find the. right spot back off exactly. you have cool old-school [ __ ] yeah like. you should. have just [ __ ] pause no you have to. go back to your roots sometimes. on your knees in the bathroom with a. hustler magazine. [Laughter].

now these kids they don't know these. [ __ ] kids are jerking off to their. phones. that's [ __ ] weird it's weird and. they're touching the phone making the. call. [ __ ] having pizza with the [ __ ]. phone animals. that's animalistics that's [ __ ]. that's the virus that's what that [ __ ]. is right there. that's where it came everyone's yo. honestly i've touched so many hands. right i don't know it's like how many. dudes. sperm do you think you had on your hands. i just [ __ ] sperm. i who who knows if someone [ __ ] wiped.

their ass and then handed me their hand. 100. women might have [ __ ] went in there. and [ __ ] did that thing you know. yeah who knows what [ __ ] is. doing that's disgusting. and that's disgusting then i saw someone. started wearing the mizuno glove. the baseball glove so when you give just. a pound with the mizuno on it protects. you. that was dice clay's move dice glasses. wear weight lifting gloves you just wear. the glove bro. i'm just more of the weightlifting goes. back [ __ ] with just the dab.

unless it's love you hug and just you. know you just dabbing. yeah i understand what you're saying. yeah you got to be careful. can't be too careful definitely not too. careful. that's uh i get caught out there well. one of the things that fauci said. when this all things thing was going on. was that uh we're never gonna shake. hands again i was like [ __ ]. what are you talking about it's. ridiculous i'm gonna shake hands. it's bizarre like is there a vaccine. coming yeah okay well if everybody gets.

a vaccinated and it works. you tell me no more shaking hands like. just say that. no more shaking hands what about hugging. can we hug no more hugging. what do you want to turn us into i think. most people aren't even tuned into him. like. there's only a certain generation even. know who that fool is. straight up kids don't know who that is. kids don't know who that is. i think a lot of people know he is they. do but kids don't even [ __ ] they. don't. doesn't correlate yeah there's no such.

thing as not touching hands. well it's just it's not going to work. people are still [ __ ]. they're going to [ __ ] they're telling. people it's bizarre. even people wear a mouse when you [ __ ]. bro i can't [ __ ]. i can't even go to the store with the. mask and breathe you're gonna tell me. i'm gonna [ __ ] breathe hard and have. to wear the mask. right that's if you might as well put. the belt on me also and [ __ ] strap me. up while i'm [ __ ]. we have a um do we have it in the other. room the headgear. the spaceship the the helmet yeah.

reggie watts is apparently going to wear. that [ __ ] on the plane unless he's been. vaccinated what is it. it's like a spaceship thing you turn on. as a fan and a hepa filter. oh no. my god and it keeps the fan keeps it. from fogging up in there. and you wear it nothing gets in nothing. bro everything gets filtered. what the [ __ ] is going on in this life. i think it's going to make us very very. appreciative when this is all over.

i'm appreciative right now i was. appreciative before but not as. i'm more as now yeah no me too more of. for sure more definitely yeah in every. way. it's almost like i found [ __ ] him or. her. you know like i found them like i've. been taken by something. yeah like some spirit has entered me i. feel. regenerated and renewed renewed you know. well you are renewed when you think.

about what you've done to your body. you have a new lease on life you're a. different user what do you mean a. hundred percent. you've had i'm taking those steps listen. man we worked out. hard today you kept up every step of the. way of course. we made a real workout today that was. real legit. and you're you have a new lease on life. you have a a very [ __ ]. vigorous body now like it's different. you're a different person i'm a weapon. you're a [ __ ] weapon. yeah we threw some kicks today oh yeah. that's right i forgot about that.

you are a weapon that was all right. honestly working on the left. it was comical because it was so bad but. then when i went back to the right it. felt really strong. you're right about that well but i have. to work on that because i can't be. comically on the left. yeah well you could do it you just need. a coach they'll show you how to do it. you're a quick study it's just there's a. thing that. uh i read about this and it seems to. apply to reality. that when you have a strong side like if. you have a dominant side if you work on. your other side it actually helps your. dominant side.

and some of the best fighters can switch. hit like. one of the greatest of all time rest in. peace marvin hagler was one of the. greatest. switch hitters of all time because he. could fight southpaw or orthodox just as. effective he was so good. and terence crawford one of the best. alive today same thing can fight off. one side or the other and many many. mixed martial arts fighters can do that. so many fighters because that's in the. traditional martial arts you're taught. especially the karate guys you're taught. to be able to fight from both stance. like.

stephen thompson he fights just as good. orthodox. as he does southpaw yeah he's coming in. soon. yeah i'm excited to have him nice that. guy's too nice. he's so nice he's a savage he's a savage. in there. 57-0 is a kickboxer before he ever got. into mma. that's crazy bro he was lighting people. on fire. i mean that man is [ __ ] he's. something else he's like. he's like one of those characters he's. the [ __ ] nice [ __ ] killer. yeah and you know people don't realize. like you're seeing wonder boy now.

at 36 37 years old like he was in his. prime. more than a decade ago you know that's. when he was at his best. it's it's incredible how much longevity. that guy has and how good he is. you know he's he's a [ __ ] killer yeah. some guys just last longer they're just. built differently you know. it's also the style yeah like it's very. difficult to hit. why is why is joel romero so [ __ ]. like that's unbelievable. was he literally a [ __ ] experiment i.

think he was an experiment a cuban. experiment this is why. with the russians did you hear this. story i've heard it this is the story. that dana white told me. he said they uh he got injured in a. fight they sent him to a doctor. the doctor called him up he goes where'd. you get this guy he goes he's a [ __ ]. specimen right you go. no no you don't understand like i've. never seen a person like him. he goes i've been doing medicine for. more than 50 years. he goes this guy's tendons in his eyes. are three times larger than a normal. person's.

it's like his whole body is like he's. built different than a normal person. he's like a perfect specimen he might be. derived from the stars. he's the descendant of the stars man i. believe it. i believe he's one of these people man. the cuban athletics program. could have been that too i think more. likely that because if you think about. like what. you know how much emphasis they put on. sport in cuba. sure and he was a big deal he was one of. the best wrestlers to.

never compete in mma ever he when he. came over to. wrestle from wrestling to mma people. like ho holy. [ __ ] because they knew like what a. [ __ ] athlete this guy is. and the crazy thing is he hasn't lost. his step. he's in his 40s it's unreal and he's. he's shredded. like a lot like anderson silver perfect. example anderson got into his 40s. you started to see it go around he. looked different he looked different. yoel doesn't even look a little. different. he's still shredded anderson was never.

really. ripped right he was like more like a. rounded type of guy. well he was pretty lean back in the day. you know but he was never like he never. had big muscles he was long yeah there. was no. he was 185 pounds it was like six two. six three. but you know lethal lethally accurate. so good i i had the honor to see his. fights when he was in his prime. and i was a fan of his before he ever. got to the ufc and i remember it was one. of those fights when he fought chris.

lieben. in his first fight in the ufc i remember. that i remember uh. one of my friends was a gambler and we. were at the and i would always give him. advice and. he would uh bet on the fights i go bet. the house. on the brazilian i don't know what what. are the odds two to one. it's stealing money it's stealing. because he was that good man when he. came over i'd. seen his fights over in uh in england oh. my god. oh my god he was good the lee murray.

fight and. i mean he [ __ ] up tony frickland over. there he was so. good that was when anderson was just an. assassin like there was a few years. man but that's the thing about like the. great fighters there's only a few years. they could maintain that rpms you know. it's just there's only. so much the body can do it's a crazy. sport you're out there beating the [ __ ]. out of each other. and then you have to train and then. training you get beat up too. it's heavy on the [ __ ] body man heavy. on the mind. yeah the stress too the stress of it all.

you know it's not just the the mind like. you getting hit. but it's also the stress of the job it's. like every couple months you're going to. war. like you that's how you make your living. you make your living. in your underwear with these little tiny. four-ounce gloves on. and you know dudes are trying to kick. you in the face and punch you in the. face and strangle you. it's crazy it's a crazy life to [ __ ]. choose but i love it. yeah i love watching it it's um there's. nothing more exciting in sport because.

it's the purest of all sport. it really is it really is there's. nothing else one-on-one and that's that. i wonder if any of these uh youtubers. are gonna get into mma. because it's interesting like seeing. jake paul everyone's choosing. bodybuilding. yeah but i mean there's nothing wrong. with them choosing boxing. and he's doing it smart like he's he's. fighting people that are not. quite good enough you know like the nate. robinson guy. was a good athlete but not really a. fighter that's my guy man nicks.

oh my god i'm really bad about that well. he just. he [ __ ] up and it did he wasn't ready. i mean he's just like [ __ ] i mean. he's got to jump right in. he got money if that's what it was if. that's what he was in for he got money. that was that. aspirin if he got he got what they said. he got. they said he got a half a million and. then guaranteed and then points and then. they generated crazy i'm happy for. asking [ __ ]. [ __ ] dad it's over let him do what he. got to do he just took care of his. family forever. but a lot of people think that you know.

but that was [ __ ]. was [ __ ] terrible it wasn't good it. was terrible. well when you watch the punch i mean his. hands are down his hands went down the. whole time well ben was just standing. still that's the. part of the problem also ben ben had a. hip replacement. i know he doesn't look good he didn't. look good didn't look good physically if. you go back and watch him compete in the. olympics. he looked good the body that he had back. then i mean he was lean and strong. you know he was 191 pounds for that. fight i mean he fought in the ufc at. 170. yeah he didn't she's 21 pounds.

overweight. and it was not good weight no it was all. in the [ __ ]. in the tummy area but i wonder if he's. gonna [ __ ] it he may he got money he was. small it's a good business decision if. that was the case [ __ ] it. well the good bit look these paul. brothers logan and jake. they're making some big money moves. they're making a lot of money. and they got everybody talking about. including us. especially after that one punch knockout. and i was saying this to people like. people trying to downplay who he is and. what he does. listen man i know when i see a guy who.

can punch. i know when a guy can like i watched him. when he knocked out. when he knocked out nate and then when. he knocked out ben askren. that guy can [ __ ] crack you do not. want to get hit by him he can. [ __ ] people up that's real you can hate. on him all you want but you better. recognize that guy can [ __ ] people up. for real and he's doing it under. intense pressure after he talks. on pay-per-view video whatever he got. all things set up. snoop dogg's doing commentary mario.

lopez is doing commentary and he's. talking. again in our lives and he talks a ton of. [ __ ] and still knocks people out. mario's back in our lives you're right. he's been in my life for so long. yeah it's kind of amazing. kind of amazing what what these kids are. doing. and he's making a [ __ ] i don't want him. i'm part of it how do i get. i don't want to fight nobody what do you. want to do i just want to. do maybe you could rap in one of those i.

don't want to rap either i just wanted. to show you performances they could just. want to chill there for money like. catch me at one of these zones maybe i. could cook. [Music]. i'll make a little zone where you can. get the food trailer. popping holler at your boy that's a good. idea. hey listen you cooking some steaks i'm. available ooh. why not i'm available they could just. cut back on one of them musical guests. there's a little bit too much. there's a little too much what did they. have well they had ice cube.

that's fine all those guys and snoop. dogg and all those guys and then they. have any newbies justin bieber okay and. then they what was the girl. do you know who she is yeah she's a new. artist she's she's popular they had her. yo they had some other people i didn't. get to go to [ __ ] chichen itza. because they said justin bieber. he [ __ ] ruined it he said he shot the. video at chichonitza and he [ __ ]. ruined the stairs. what this is what i heard that's what. they told me at chichen itza they closed. it down because the bieber.

what ruined the stairs how'd he ruin the. stairs he [ __ ] damaged it somehow. and they shut it down oh no. because he shot a video there yep have. you seen the video jamie. don't lie i was told this by a local. i want to see what can you confirm if it. was a real tale. justin bieber that's horrible tell me. because i went up those stairs it's. amazing justin bieber asked to leave.

mexico's tulum. ruin sight justin bieber and his. entourage were asked to leave the mayan. archeological site of tulum. after he apparently tried to climb onto. or among the ruins. they shot they shut it down i couldn't. go because it is this is where i was. bieber booted from rue inside look at. him hi wasn't that recent though just. just so how many bodyguards is that when. was it it says 2016. that's when i was. there. he surren they got you he's surrounded. by bodyguards that's crazy how many. bodyguards that guy travel with.

all of them all of them yeah that's the. answer the correct answer is. all of them do you hear that his. bodyguards had to check on him in his. sleep. he said recently because he was doing so. much drugs that they had to make sure he. had a pulse. so they would check on him while he's. sleeping bro. these [ __ ] kids man they got to stop. this [ __ ] these [ __ ] kids that's. something i don't know what the [ __ ]. they're taking but it's. [ __ ] it's like nuke it's like from. robocop nuke. what was nuke when they shot it in the. neck remember the bad guy he [ __ ]. knew everyone was hooked on nuke.

they're [ __ ] sniffing some [ __ ] i. don't know what they're sniffing. what's the [ __ ] in wonder woman where. the dude sniffs it. it's like it could be nuke oh there it. is look at this. robocop nuke oh everyone was trying to. get a violin nuke. damn i might get that tattooed on me. nuke. maybe you should maybe i like the skull. i like skull imagery. hmm look at robocop what happened with. the new robocop where the [ __ ] did that. guy go. it wasn't the same this cgi was shitty.

you could sometimes there's a thin line. between good and bad and bad is. sometimes. better than mediocre and good you know. what i mean yeah. bad is really good sometimes right. because it's funny like old king kong. zach oh i love that [ __ ] yeah. so that is charm aries it's like a. war in wonder woman remember in the. first wonder woman the good one. he had this uh this thing that he would. sniff. they had yeah the nazis had created this.

like purple dust. and they sniffed this purple dust. and he became a monster holy [ __ ]. remember that crocodile. no crocodile that's that [ __ ] that like. makes your bones exposed yeah. dr poison is that what it was just. from the wonder woman first wonder woman. i got doctor poised an enemy of wonder. woman he gained metahuman powers by. inhaling a special gas. yeah see he would crack these things. open and sniff it [ __ ].

have all these [ __ ] like lightning. bolts in it and [ __ ]. all those veins would go dark it would. turn him into a monster it became super. powered and then became a god. and then he had a duke it out with. wonder woman and who won wonder woman. it's her [ __ ] movie come on man. who won. that's how you know you're stoned who. won. [Music].

[Laughter]. imagine that dude wonder woman. they couldn't make a sequel it was over. they just killed it kill wonder woman at. the very end it's like no country for. old men. the ending ends and everybody's like. what the [ __ ] just happened yeah man. those movies are nuts. those movies are nuts when they trick. you cullen brothers yeah shackles when a. movie ends and then you just. go what what yeah man that's you got me. if they're making anything new holla. please i'm. available i don't know what i could play. but please just put me.

i'll sell someone a beer carry a bag. whatever. carry the money back just put me in the. [ __ ] that guy those guys make some. [ __ ] incredible movies man for real. man big lebowski. come on i mean come on classic classic. i used to judge people based on like big. lebowski. that was one of my moves i'd go tell me. what you think about the big lebowski. i think that movie's stupid i go oh no. no no. no no they don't get life that's the. wrong answer they don't get it. but then there's dudes that are. overboard that dress like him and try to.

live exactly like that that's. a little bit nuts yeah it's a little bit. that's sad that's sad well somewhere out. there there's a dude dressing like blade. driving around in a dodge charger i. would like to dress like a [ __ ] blade. i swear i thought about it. you know sometimes i dress like [ __ ]. blade and just. jump in the [ __ ] car with the driving. gloves do you have any dudes dressed up. like bruce lee. oh everyone everybody like outfits that. was the thing man. these who walk around with kung fu. outfits on with them little tiny shoes. yeah those little kung fu with a little.

thin soles yes. yeah that was a thing for a long time. guys dressed up like bruce lee. kung fu outfits were the [ __ ] they were. the buttons. yeah i like that i like that they look. cool that's beautiful. yeah man it's very elegant it's made. like of silk. something i don't know i believe it's. silk. i believe it's like it's not a kimono. but it's the other version of that. it's like now it's like a ghee yeah yeah. well no geezer thick.

thick like a light ghee if there was. such a thing like a karate key. like a string a spring ghee yeah because. they call. in brazil they call jiu jitsu kimonos. oh really yeah yeah isn't there some. sort of correlation. between japan and and brazil yeah well. for sure the jiu jitsu was originally. japanese and they brought it down. count maeda brought it to brazil in the. early 1900s and. taught it to carlos gracie and elio. gracie.

and uh and then elio and then carlson. and they fought all these no rules. fights back in the day. and they they essentially ilio and. carlson. or and carlos rather created brazilian. jiu jitsu and carlson was like the. champion of the family. there was like you know guys who beat. ilio and then carlson would go and beat. those guys carlson was like a bigger. stronger guy. they had some incredible connection with. with japan because. japan brought them the art of judo and.

jiu jitsu and then they refined it. and turned it into brazilian jiu jitsu. and became in my opinion. the most important family in the history. of martial arts. is the gracies they're they're number. one like what they revolutionized. martial arts. they changed what people thought was. possible when horse gracie was. strangling people with his legs. on pay-per-view people like what the. [ __ ] is happening well he got. he got dan severan who was a giant ass. huge wrestler and he put him in a. triangle made him tap. everybody was like what in the [ __ ] what. did he just do.

he just tapped him out with his legs. with his legs that was unbelievable. amazing right amazing that's what i. believe. what do you think about aliens. so many things been paying attention to. the news all this alien [ __ ] that's. happening. all those pentagons confirming all this. ufo footage. no i haven't you know i'm i'm out of. touch with so many things but i'm in. touch with so many things you understand. like i felt this. coming did you oh yeah i mean all this. shit's about to hit the fan.

you think so at some point i hope so. it's so exciting. i'm so unbi i am so biased rather my. mother. rather this type of thing than [ __ ]. all the net all the negative garbage. that's out there why not [ __ ]. rile things up with this yeah oh i agree. you know i agree yeah i couldn't agree. more there's so much negativity but. i think this negativity was is is. accentuated by social media. but then really the the [ __ ] pandemic. was gas on the fire.

and now everybody they're more. interested in being negative than. anything. they're more interested in looking at. the worst aspects of people instead of. like. granting them forgiveness instead of. just like going ah. you know people make mistakes. everybody's like burn them down cancel. culture [ __ ] you yeah it's it's. so it's so anti-human i'm just trying to. [ __ ] stay low man i want to be for i. want to be away from all that garbage. yeah i try to keep my mind just you know.

with these those things you just showed. me with those characteristics from the. four agreements yeah i'm trying to live. this way i'm trying to. yeah a path that i'm just i'm happy yeah. i want to be happy i want to live my. life to the fullest and have the people. around me very happy. yeah just like you know that's possible. live to the best. it's possible in a small group and if. those if. all the people that are in these small. groups also. live this way then these small groups. can come together and we could.

live pretty much like that as a nation. as a country as a world even we just. have to. understand what this is all about it's. like you can create conflict. if you want you can just live and dwell. in negativity if you choose. but you don't have to you know and you. could. you could choose to be positive it's a. choice and it's hard choices. it's hard when you feel like you got no. hope and your life is not what you want. it to be and you're not where you want. to be. and it's hard it's hard for a lot of.

folks to see past that. true but i feel like everyone has to. know that they have choices. well that there's not there's not like. every not every door is closed there's. choices to be made. that's why i think you are [ __ ] you. know what you've done with your body. what you've done over the last year. would was. showing that you can make positive. choices and it really can change your. life it really can i think. you know we talked about this today that. you were inspiring people when we were. working out yeah but i. really think it's probably hard to know.

how much you inspire people. i think you you probably inspire. thousands and thousands of people to. change their lives and do. and to live a better more healthy life. because they saw you doing it for sure. like. i was definitely a an example of. i don't even like over indulgence and. just [ __ ]. living to the fullest without any regard. with zero regard you know. yeah just [ __ ] up but it was fun. you know but it's not the right thing to. do. so i wanted to show myself that i could.

do this like i don't have to [ __ ]. just be. you know a [ __ ] eating animal well. not only that you carry it with you on. the road. i have to my manager got a hold of me. and she was like uh. she was like action bronson is looking. for a jam noise i'm like [ __ ] yeah yes. [ __ ] yeah he is i'm like let's bring him. down to on it gym we got gyms. hell yeah we got we got plenty room i go. let's work out let's do something. i love that yeah i mean listen this is. was that's exactly what i needed.

yeah no it's it's it was cool that was a. good job. i had a great experience listen brother. it's always great seeing you but. you make me feel very happy i'm real. happy for you i love it. i love what you're doing keep going a. year from now you're going to look like. camille. yeah that's right super jack veins on. your face and [ __ ]. no [ __ ] ceilings no ceilings there's. no scenes. yeah like that dmt trip you had smash. exactly smash through. smash through all of us everybody. listening everyone even the haters.

come on you can be better we can all be. better together. young jamie tell these [ __ ]. about your shirt. [ __ ] your shirt youngjammy.com yeah 420. special people that love you oh yeah. people. love this design oh well look what we. got [ __ ] beautiful. pull that [ __ ] up jamie enjoy enjoy love. it youngjammy.com. uh and that's it brother you're the chef. i love you man thank you. you're the best no you're the best. goodbye everybody. have fun four agreements or five.

whatever you want [ __ ]. go by two do your best much love.