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WELCOME BACK TO YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST. THIS IS PILLOW TALK. I'M YOUR HOST, RYAN. POWNALL, THE NUMBER ONE ADULT SHOW IN. THE WORLD. BACK-TO-BACK W'S AT AVN. WE'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR. BIG SHOW TODAY. HOLY [ __ ] IT'S A. STACKED ROSTER. THIS is like the '98. Bulls. This is like THE 2007 LAKERS. LOOK AT OUR TALENT TODAY. OUR biggest. co-host we've had probably all 2026. and definitely a long time. He's a. international touring comedian. He's. selling out theaters, arenas, and some.

places. This guy is a superstar. He's. been doing it 22 years. He blew the [ __ ]. up. He's massive. It's an honor. I've. been begging him to come on the show for. 2 years. He's so nice, by the way. He. always responds right away. Sweetheart, great guy, amazing comic, Brad Williams. >> Wow. >> Hi, everybody. Good to see you. I happy. to be here. Yes, we have been talking. for a couple of years now. >> me. >> I am nice to you. Well, you came to the. show. Uh Uh it was in the Belly Room of.

the Comedy Store and uh you had some um. some some talent with you and uh. >> Oh, that's why people are nice to me. >> That's always That's always nice to see. from the audience you know from from the. stage. I look out and I'm like, all. right, got to impress her. >> I got in trouble that day, Brad. >> What happened? >> Because while you're in the middle of. your set, I WENT, "BRAD! BRAD! BRAD!". AND APPARENTLY THAT'S A BIG NO-NO. >> WELL, YEAH, you don't talk during the. during the comedian's set. >> Sorry. Sorry. >> That's the whole thing. >> Yeah, that makes sense.

>> Am I allowed to say who you were with. that day? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, you were you were with Willow. >> Willow, yeah. >> And I actually stopped my set. I was. like, "Oh, hey Willow.". >> Yes. >> And during the set and and I was showing. uh my internet viewing habits at the. time. >> So, yeah, I. >> What are your internet. >> hold on. We got TO INTRODUCE YOU, GUYS. AND THEN ALL THE WAY from Las Vegas, this is one of my besties in the. industry. We've been very tight for. about 4 years now since since I got to. LA. >> Forever. >> We've been homies. Not one argument. We.

We support each other so much. This girl. took over the industry. She's been in. THE GAME ALMOST 20 YEARS. >> THIS IS SO WHY DO YOU KEEP saying that? >> It's 13 years, right? >> No, 2017. >> What? Oh. >> So, not even. >> You said that at the comedy thing. It. was so highly embarrassing. >> All right. >> They're so They're so close. >> THIS IS NIKKI BENZ SHAY. >> YAY! >> Thank you. >> Is it 2017, really? >> Yeah, that's when I got in. >> Dude, I feel like I've been I've known.

you and I've been watching you for. >> Yeah, cuz you were like in high school. It's okay. >> And then over on our right, WHAT A. STACKED EPISODE. I TOLD YOU. THIS is a. four-time AVN Trans Performer of the. Year. >> Yes. >> Holy [ __ ] She set the paved the way. This is the goat, the greatest trans. PERFORMER OF ALL TIME. GIVE IT UP FOR. AUBREY KATE. >> YEAH. >> So much to talk about today. I want to. talk to you, you, and you.

And we got to jam it in an hour. So. >> Okay. >> Yes. You want to LET'S ASK HIS HABITS. >> OKAY. >> First thing. >> Well, >> habits. >> First of all, I think we are covering. everyone's habits with this cast today. >> True. >> I I I think everyone's. are checked off. >> Yeah. >> Everyone can. and trans, douche, like we have everyone. We have everyone covered today. So, wonderful. >> Enjoy the wax. >> Everyone. Everyone's watching with their pants. down today. No, but.

my habits are yeah, I I consume adult. entertainment. I'm I'm on an. award-winning adult podcast. I just. found out earlier this week that I am in. an adult an AVN award-winning film. >> What were you doing? >> Yes. >> So, you were an extra? >> Uh yeah, I'm in the background. >> Doing what? >> Of Operation Desert Stormy, starring. Stormy Daniels. That won for best comedy. >> Wow. >> That won best adult comedy. I should. I. want one.

>> What year was that? >> Uh good. Like 20 Oh god, like 2007, I. want to say. I know, I'm old. I look. fantastic. Uh. yeah, black don't crack and little ain't. brittle. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> So, but yeah, I played in I played an. Arab terrorist, clearly, and I was. chasing Stormy Daniels with an AK-47, but she ran behind a wall and I had to. jump. >> Now, why were you cast in for that? >> Uh why? Because. >> any gig at the time or were you.

supporting a friend? >> Uh I was supporting a friend. I was. supporting and. and and then I met Stormy Daniels on the. set. I was on a show on Comedy Central like. 2005 called Mind of Mencia on Comedy. Central, and I met her, and she's like, "Yeah, we'd love to have you have a part. in the movie and I said let's go. >> Wow. >> So and then I became friends with a. co-star Evangalina and then she became a. real estate agent and ended up selling. me my first house. >> Wow.

>> And then look at Stormy's career after. >> And then look at Stormy's career. Look. what she did. So so apparently I'm the rub. I am the good luck charm. >> I've been in films too so we've all BEEN. IN FILMS. VERY COOL. >> HAVE YOU ACTUALLY like starred in one. yet? >> Well I I directed Kazoom Mania. >> I saw that. >> Pretty good? >> Yeah. >> Right? Thank you. So you know what Brad? I've been talking a lot of [ __ ] about. porn directors. >> Right. >> I'm saying that these amazing stars are. rolling with the times. They're reading. their fan comments and they're doing.

what the fans want whereas directors are. so stubborn and. they're shooting it the same way they. did in the '80s and '90s. They're doing. so much wrong and people tell me all the. time I'm so sick of this this that this. this. They I I tell the directors they. don't give a [ __ ]. >> Mhm. >> They just want to get their pay and. leave. So I talked a lot of [ __ ] and. directors said put your MONEY WHERE YOUR. MOUTH IS SHOOT A SCENE. >> MHM. >> So I did. >> Yeah. >> and everyone loved it. >> There you go. >> Thank you. >> Have you guys had bad experiences with. directors on set? >> Always. >> Not always but a lot of them.

>> Really? >> You don't have to name names or if you. want to. >> we bleep it's a safe place. >> I feel like it's different for like. trans some of the directors are. different. >> Who does direct trans? >> Yeah. >> I mean a lot there's a lot of. directors I mean like Joey Silvera Aiden. Starr Jim Powers. >> I've never met Jim but I've heard a lot. about him. >> Really you've never met Jim? >> You guys both had a nice smirk when you. said Jim Jim Powers. >> Well that's just cuz everybody knows. he's like the wild the wild guy. >> She mentioned him you mentioned him in.

your acceptance speech. >> Very cool. >> Well it's just like always like back in. the day it was like every title was. something or sh. something you know? So it was just like. >> And how offended you get by those words. today? 2026. >> Not offended. >> give a [ __ ]. >> I mean, I've been called every name. since I was. >> You don't care? >> No. >> Because it's a big deal to a lot of. transgenders, the word dwarf. >> I'm scared to say it. >> Like whatever, like every word is like. the R word or the N word. >> I've got the word I've got the word.

>> It's the same thing that. >> How pissed do you get about. >> I'm For me, it's all about intent. >> Okay. >> It's all about intent because. >> It's like how you say it. >> Yes, because there was one time. >> One time. >> I did a show in Odessa, Texas, okay? And. a guy got kicked out. He he was. heckling. And uh when the show was done, I'm going to I'm I'm going to the car. and I it's lights come on pick up truck. starts driving towards us and this guy. leans out the window and. >> heckler? >> Yeah, and he yelled he waited for me.

till the show was done. And then he. yelled out "The dwarf!" Now, in that. moment I I did not stop and go, "Wow, thank you for using the correct. nomenclature." Like I. I did not say that. >> Dwarf is worse than "Hey, look at that. >> Yes, exactly. >> Right, right, I get it. >> It wasn't the dwarf part that offended. me. It was. >> Yeah. >> That offended me. >> Thank god. >> Thank god. >> What about a murder offended you? >> Yeah, thank god the comic I was with. knew the trick where you like drive into.

like dust field and you do donuts. So. then all the dust comes up and then you. fly off. >> What cowards. Anyone that tries to. attack you or heckle you. >> I know. >> It's a hate crime. >> Yes. >> It actually is. >> What? >> It is. So. >> They're not picking on. Shane Gillis. >> But yeah, so so but for me it's all. about intent in terms of how how you're. using it. A lot of dwarfs, little. people, don't like. >> Part of me guys. Oh, that's a fine. >> Big is fine. >> That that's a fine.

>> Sorry guys. >> All right. >> It's the life. >> A lot A lot do get offended at the word. Me personally, it's just kind of I'm. kind of like you. Like, hey, what what. are your intentions? How are you using. it? Are you on my side or not? >> cousin, he he reps it. He loves that. word. >> Yeah, well well, that and I mean. it it's kind of Now, I've watched his. work. I've watched your cousin's work. There's a big, you know, that I like to. watch another dwarf, you know, plow some. hot tall. >> Okay, I was going to ask you that. So, you do like watching your your people.

>> So, like for example. >> Yeah. Oh, I would watch his cousin do. horrible things to you. >> Tiny, I I I asked you at Coachella, you. bailed last second. Do you remember? >> Uh. >> During the party, we were going to that. guest house. >> said I was down, but then when I looked. around and everybody was already. upstairs. >> You wanted it solo? >> Uh No, I was. I was down. I was down for whatever, but. you guys were just everyone was. hammered, so like. >> And the scenes are they sell like crazy. >> Ain't that. >> And you guys know why?

Curiosity. Well, there's that. But. you know, some of the little people. girls on OnlyFans are making two, four. million a month. >> Yep. >> And it's unfortunately. maybe because they look a little. younger. >> Oh, okay. So, I have thoughts on this. >> Yes. >> Yes, cuz I. my my wife is of average height, but I. used to. >> so. >> I used to date a lot of tall women or a. lot of dwarf women. >> Okay, okay. >> Yeah. So, I used to date a lot of dwarf. women. And. I yes, and I would always demand that.

they would have a bush. >> Really? >> they cuz if they were clean-shaven, I. can't I can't look down, see a bald you. know, then I'm holding like size twos. You. know, like I I can't. It made me feel. icky. So, I'm like, please, have a bush. Let me know you're a woman. >> people? >> Yes. Little people. Little people women for me have to have. a bush and that's how That's how I was. like, oh, thank god, I'm not a creep. >> Right. >> I'm not that guy. But yeah, that that's.

when I was with dwarf women, that's what. I would demand. >> Is it easier for you to pick up dwarf. women than tall women? >> Uh. so, dwarf women are more likely to want. a relationship. Tall women are more. like, "No, no, no, we are having. >> Like, they want to try it out. >> Yeah. Yeah. And. Totally fine with that when I was. single. I was like, people like, "Don't. you feel exploited?" I'm like, "I'm. Why would I feel exploited? I'm having a great time, and I got to. >> ever take it too far and try to dress.

you up away or. >> Yeah. >> Do they Okay. Do you have any stories? >> Oh, yeah. One one wanted to paint me blue like a. Smurf. >> What? Oh, like Willy Wonka. >> No, like like. yeah, like in in yeah, Smurf Smurfette. >> And what did you say? >> I said no, and then she and then she. showed me them I was like, "La la la la. la la." I was all Dude, she was calling. me Papa Smurf. >> Oh my god. >> It was fun. But, yeah, there there has. been some interesting people. They've.

had some requests. >> that we can't. >> Oh my god. >> Right? >> All right. >> standing up is classic. >> Classic. >> There's the. uh you're standing, she's on all fours, doggy. >> Yes, cuz I don't get cramps. >> Right. >> Every Every other guy, they got those. long legs. They're like 8 seconds, they're cramping up. I'm standing. >> And then there's the. stand up 69 where they have you. >> Yes. Yes. >> yeah. Those those are the classics, I'd. say, right? >> Yeah. That's fun.

Now now have either of you ever been. with with a dwarf? >> No, it's actually like my biggest. fantasy. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. So, like for my Halloween party, I. think my 30th birthday, there's a a. website called right on. >> Yep. Yeah, that's my guy, Leaf runs it. >> Okay. Sorry, I meant to say five. >> They've tried to hire me. >> I literally had five. I had like two. Oompa Loompas, two Chuckys, and a pimp. >> OH, CHUCKY'S A GOOD ONE. >> YEAH. >> OKAY. >> SO, I would have like the two little. Oompa Loompas pass out candy and then. after the kids have taken it have the.

Chuckies run after them. >> Wow. >> That's good. >> Yeah, but they weren't down to. >> But you know, okay, a lot of people I I. always hire little people. Do you prefer. little people or dwarfs? >> Uh I'm okay. I'm fine with either. >> And you know, people always ask me, "Hey, what's your number? I want to book. them.". >> Yeah. >> But there's half the people are doing it. to laugh with them, half are doing it to. laugh at them. >> Yeah. >> And I don't give the number to the laugh. atters. >> Yeah, you're a sweet soul. >> Yeah, no, I love that. That's so. >> But you want to [ __ ] one.

>> I do. >> Good for you. >> Yes. >> Well, I want to get. by them. >> Yeah, we could. >> Yeah. >> Do you want to do like Miami? >> Yeah. >> Tiny's coming. >> Are you going to go? >> Cuz I have a cousin. >> know. >> You know my. >> Tiny, yeah. I love him, yeah. >> No, would you would you be down to like. wear a black wig and then do like a Snow. White. >> Oh. >> Oh my god. >> No, so that's what I want I really. wanted to be white and the SEVEN DWARFS. >> OH MY GOD. >> YOU KNOW. I LIKE THAT. >> OH, WAIT, SO IS IS THAT word kind of.

like the N-word where y'all can say it, but we can't? >> I guess. >> Okay, okay, okay. >> Okay. >> Do you guys do that kind of N-word. vibes, M-word vibes? >> Yeah. >> What's up? >> Whenever someone says that. is just like the N-word, I say, "Please.". No, absolutely not. >> You guys don't You guys don't. >> Oh, but but we do that. >> Okay, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And you guys call each other like, "Hey, what's up, my. >> Don't. >> Okay.

>> So, are you like at the Comedy Store. often? >> All the time. >> Oh, so like every week you're performing. there? >> This is. this is where I'm working out, but I had. I I can't do book shows. >> He's touring the world. >> Well, I'm 4'4", I'm not huge, but. I'm I'm. >> Well, how huge are you? >> Uh oh, like every part of me? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah, that's always the question. >> Yeah, is it proportionate? Uh, 6 in with moderate girth. >> And then and then that it looks big on. you. >> That's the secret. You have tiny legs. It looks huge. I mean I mean I don't.

know where my ranks in the room, but I. >> It's still bigger than that. >> Yeah, good for you. I love that. >> How big is your. >> Like you know my new vibe is? You know. what I'm into? You know what I've been. watching lately? Fansly. I [ __ ] love. Fansly. No cap. It's. awesome. You know why? Because it's the. first platform I've ever seen that has a. discoverable algorithm. So it's like the. explore page on IG. They get to know. you, what you like, your preferences, and then they recommend girls to you. that you would like. So I started just.

doing doing my thing and then I saw. these perfect blondes with nice booties. pop up cuz that's what I'm into. OH MY. GOD. EVERY DAY I'M FINDING NEW DIME. pieces that I'm obsessed with. No more. searching all over Instagram. This boom, Fansly. Got so much on the site too. They got everything you could want. They. even have streaming. Amazing. We dropped the link in the bio. below. Go check it out. fansly.com/pillotalk. It's going to. bring you to the explore page with a. load of free content. You're going to. get addicted. I promise you that. If. you're anything like me, you're going to.

love it. Fansly is the new [ __ ] wave. >> Like is your. >> Like 7 and a half. >> It's a 7? No way. >> Yeah. >> That's bigger than that. That's bigger. than both of us. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And you want to warps? >> Well, I want them to me. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. So you So you want to be a So you want. to be a bottom. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> What's your ball situation? >> They're pretty big. >> You still kept them? Cuz I know that in. transgender world some are removing. them, some aren't. What's going on with. all that? >> No. >> Yeah, I'll show show you. >> I would love to see your. >> Yeah. >> Okay.

>> Yeah. >> Whip it out. >> Would you be comfortable with that? >> Uh, I'll go over there. But yeah. >> You're not allowed to see? >> I don't want to right now. >> He's. He has younger fans. >> Maybe a child at a time. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Yeah, cuz uh. >> I support. >> Emma Rose, close friend of mine. She. took her. >> Right. >> Easier to like tuck without obviously, right? So like when I tuck my like up. here. >> Yes. >> Oh wait, you tuck up on the. >> go inside me and then like you pull your. leg down. >> Yeah. >> Fascinating.

>> down. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I didn't know that's how y'all were. tucking. >> Mhm. >> I love this. I'm learning so much and I. love this. >> worked with transgenders? >> No. >> No. >> I'm surprised by that cuz you're so. >> Well, Aubrey. >> Aubrey never like. >> No. >> What do you guys do? >> scissor. >> Oh, okay. >> Just kidding. >> scissor. >> No. >> We just we were in Aspen one time and I. like. like played around with it a little bit. Like ah. >> With her. >> Yeah. >> Good for you. >> But she's the only one. >> Okay.

>> Oh, yeah. >> Now, would you be would you be down for. that? >> Um I haven't like Yeah, I I would be. down for it. >> Okay. >> I definitely I've you know, even before. I got in the industry, I had so many. trans friends and. >> Yeah. >> like my really good friends that we. would travel. >> hardest, I'd say. >> Yeah, we we travel the world and like. that's like they kind of like I guess. you would say like showed me everything, you know? Like my my friends like. Giselle who like moved away from Vegas,

but we were friends for a long time. >> Mhm. >> Um and yeah, I I definitely I'm just. more so like. I don't know. Maybe I'm like in a little. bit intimidated, I guess. >> Interesting. >> You know I find. >> that the other transgenders that. transition the other way are so in their. own world. >> female to male. >> Yes, those ones. >> Yeah. >> I don't know any. I don't see them. They're not really in. >> Wait. >> Where do they hang out?

>> So the. female to male transition? >> Where are these people? >> There are a few. >> They're more low-key. >> Yeah, they're low-key. >> Yeah. And it's like this it's harder for. them to be in porn because it's just. like they put trans in like. its own category. So, you're a trans man. or trans female, there's only one. category. And there's so many trans. girls. Like, how are you going to How. are you going to win? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They need to have like. a trans male, trans female. >> They They absolutely should. >> Yeah, with the top of the. >> Exactly. This.

This is what I love about both the adult. entertainment industry and comedy. It's. very open to pretty much everyone. Different strokes, different folks. Whatever you like. There's a great trans. comic named. Pink Fox, and she's awesome. And like. >> You got to We know Pink Fox. She's living her best life with comedy. >> Exactly. Like Like just like we're in. this room right now. And. that's what I love. Like, people might. think that oh, it's like. comedy is so behind. It's so accepting.

It's so accepting. There's. >> I did I put my name on the list at the. Comedy Store, and I went up there. >> Yeah. >> Around the same time that you went. >> Nicolette. No way. >> I did the open mic already. >> You did? >> Yeah. But they wouldn't let me record it. or anything. It wasn't recorded. And. like, I just randomly got up there one. night. But it was like. >> No way. >> You went up there, too, right? >> Well, I. I got I got booked, you know. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> He's been up there. >> Yeah, but we both went on the stage and. did the you know, A STAND-UP.

>> OH. OH. NO, it was a. >> I'm talking about the Comedy Store. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the show with. Biggest [ __ ] Basshole. You know, that's that's the Biggest. That's the Biggest [ __ ] yes. The Bass, right? Yeah. That That's. awesome. >> us some jokes. YOU GOT SOME JOKES? >> Um okay. How How many. How many can we. can we pack in this room?

>> Depends on how deep your is. >> Yeah, for my ultimate. >> Yeah. Oh, do you Do you have a dream? >> It would be right here. >> Right here? Us three? >> All of us. >> Oh, wow. Okay, let's do some segments. This is for you guys on Fanzly. >> Not yet. Should I be? >> You should be. Shout out Fanzly. Uh. this one actually you might be able to. answer as a co-host. Uh your strangest custom requests. So, requests from fans.

>> Oh. Uh. >> You guys got some some strange ones? >> You seem like you have one. >> I'll start. There have been quite a few requests. >> Oh, yeah? >> Wait, you so you're on there? >> Yeah, of I'm not on Fanzly. Yeah, they just DM me or they talk to me. after shows and and they'd be like, "I. would love for you. >> that in person after a show? >> Yeah, and before I before I was married, I would oblige. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What does that mean? >> That means I have. >> Oh, you would watch?

>> no. I would do and then the husband. watches. >> you. with the wife? And you would do it? >> Yeah. I've done it. That and I I always. felt bad for the husband cuz I felt like. he was like, "Oh, like I think I want to. I want to try it, so maybe I'll try a. dwarf first cuz it's not as. threatening." But then I would lay some. damn pipe and he'd be like, "Oh, shit.". >> about like your confidence is that. you're like not afraid to do anything. Like you'll try it. >> it harder to perform with the husband. watching? >> Yeah, cuz I thought at any point he. could stand up and get mad and toss me.

out a window. >> Yeah. >> That'd be terrifying. >> Are you like uh completely happy that. you did all of this, that you came from. Canada, that you. >> She's so sweet. >> like. >> I love this so much. >> did this whole. >> Are you happy, Ryan? >> Yeah, like are you happy? >> I'm so happy. >> Okay, good. >> Thank you guys for asking. >> But you could have stayed in Canada and. you could. >> Thrilled. >> Babe, you could have stayed in Canada. and you could have found like a normal. girl there and had a family. So, I'm. saying like hindsight, are you happy. with all the decisions that you've made? >> I was always very depressed that I.

wasn't in entertainment because. >> this is your dream? >> Yes, I was. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I was driving. >> so well in the nightlife industry in. Toronto. >> Yeah. >> That it never I I was always like, but. I'm killing it. I own two clubs. >> Yeah. Oh, you did? >> Yeah. >> I didn't know that. >> two busiest clubs and I was printing. money. I had a festival. I was killing. it. And then I had this major Halloween. festival also. And then. I'm never going to be an entertainer and. I would get That's why I was an. alcoholic depressed about it. >> Yeah. Mhm. >> But I'm never going to leave this cuz I. have I'm big fish small pond killing it.

Then COVID hit and I had to do. something. So I'm very blessed about. >> And now and now you're an entertainer. >> Yeah. >> You are a two-time award-winning. entertainer. >> People will always ask me about you and. they say like, well, what's the deal. with him? Like, why why was he allowed. to have a podcast? And I said, dude, it's a free country. Anyone Anyone can. start a podcast. Like, and then they're. like, well, why does everybody gravitate. towards him? And it's like, well, because he had the balls to go out there. and do it. >> Yeah, I did.

>> That's what differentiates you from. other people is like they get too. intimidated. They're like, oh, I think I. should do that and then they they don't. follow through with it. >> Right. Behind Aubrey, he's got the. second biggest balls. >> give up on something. >> at this group right now. >> You have big balls, MAN. >> I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE VERY flirty with. just pillow talk people or with. everybody. >> Oh, no, this is like not faking. It's. It's very. >> Is she Is she like this with everyone. all the time? >> Yeah. >> She's the biggest flirt ever, right? >> She is. >> Yeah.

>> Also, somebody has to creep show like. literally tell them to get the [ __ ] away. from her. >> Nicolette, it kind of It kind of. devalues your flirting cuz I get I feel. all special after I see you. You're so. sweet. >> Yeah. >> And then I hear that you're like this. with everyone else and it just sucks. You know. >> Yeah, I'm not that friendly. >> away. >> Well, you don't hang out with me outside. of like the podcast, so maybe you should. try that sometime. >> That was a challenge. Okay, Nicolette. Well done. >> And you know what night I feel like we. almost hooked up, actually. >> When? >> Do you Okay. >> Coachella? >> It was at Smiles' house. We were at by.

the fire pit. >> Oh. >> Do you remember that night? Feel like that night we almost had the. s-. >> I feel like you probably get a little. bit too tipsy to hook up. >> No. Do you get the whiskey? >> Yeah. >> pills. >> Yeah. >> I take pills. >> Yeah. >> But that would have been our night, right? Am I wrong? >> I mean, we can we can have a night, you. know? We can have a night, but you're. going to have to like do it proper. Like. I want to be wined and dined. >> Yes, of course. We'll do that.

>> You need to be appropriate, you know? >> And yes, take pill before. >> Oh, yeah. >> What do you have Do you have a brand. pill that you that you use? >> Yes, I use a Mango. Mango RX just came. out with one where they mix Viagra and. Cialis. >> Yeah, Mango? >> Yeah, it's called Mango RX. >> You need that for us? >> You know what? It's like why wouldn't I. take Adderall to do my SATs? >> take it on a like on a double date with. me and Aubrey? >> We'll do that. Yes. >> He's married though. Brad's married. >> Yeah. >> Eight years. >> No, I'm talking about you.

>> There you go. >> to take us out? >> I'll take you. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Both of us. Like. arm in arm. >> How would it work if we had a a. threesome? Cuz you do you still get b-. >> Do you know how to DO IT, RIGHT? YEAH, I GET ALL THE. >> OKAY, DO you receive a. often? Cuz I know some obviously. >> Yeah. >> Well, some bottoms just never use the. >> I'm like I'm like. full-on verse. >> Yeah, she has to be. >> Yeah, I'm just as much top as I am. bottom. >> But with all the estrogen, doesn't it.

take away from your your. >> I'm not on estrogen. >> No. >> No way. >> No. >> Cuz you. >> I don't do it. >> You look like a chick. >> Thanks. But yeah, I don't like I don't. like estrogen. >> You are a chick. Pardon me. WITH A. >> YEAH, I CAN'T FORGET THAT PART. >> HAVE YOU WATCHED THE TRANSGENDER. >> Uh not not my style, uh but like I'm. totally for whatever people are wanting. to do as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. and everyone's a consenting adult, yeah. >> Yeah. You didn't watch it. You didn't. watch it. >> I haven't watched it. >> So, then you how do you know it's your. style? >> Oh, see now. See, I'm worried though.

>> Like what if I didn't ever watch a. horror movie cuz and I think it's just. not my style. I don't like scary movies. >> Yeah, but little do you know, conjuring's your [ __ ]. Now, is is this your move to try to get. like a straight guy at the bar where you. say like, "How do you know unless you. try it?". >> Oh, that's a good point. I feel like as trans like they really. don't have to try to get straight guys. because there's so many guys that are. straight that are like DL now. Like. they're down low. Like actually love to.

get down like transes are definitely. yes. >> Yes. It's a trending topic and. definitely there's a lot of guys who say. that they're not into it and they really. are. >> Well, and I do like that they're like. and even in the comedy world, like. Jim Norton has been such a great. advocate cuz he's married to a trans. woman. And he talks about like he goes, "Yeah, I love women and I love sucking. MY WIFE'S. >> YEAH. >> AND IT'S AWESOME. HE'S GREAT. Love Jim. Norton.

>> Big debate that people have with. beautiful transgenders is if they don't. know, at what point do you tell him if. you if that. >> That's a good question. >> What do you think about that? >> You know, so the last time I like kind. of did that like I'm. I'm a lot older now, you know, so I. never really like I did that when I was. younger, you know, just tell them. >> And then and and then what would happen? How would you would the big reveal at. home? >> Like my last one was actually at. Stagecoach like in 2019. I like went for. the first date. This guy came up to me,

asked for my number, said I was like. >> You are. >> I stayed for three days three days with. him. Like I sucked. I kept I said I was on my period or. something. Like whatever. I was just so into him. He had no idea. I had fake tampons. Babe, like. >> No. No hot. >> Fake tampon. Did you Did you soften the. voice a little? >> I probably. >> even care when he found out. >> didn't even care. >> He didn't even go through with it. You. didn't even. >> for like 3 days we hung out at. Stagecoach. He came to LA, stayed at my. house like one night.

>> Yeah. And so it was like this It was. like the fifth time I saw him and he was. on his way and I was like, "Did you not. know?" And he like he literally had no. idea. >> Oh my god. How was his reaction? >> He didn't talk to me for a year and then. he like slid back into my like messages. >> And have you hooked up with him since? >> Yes. >> Yay! Happy ending. >> Then there was this guy that I was. wondering who was in the industry and I. literally hit up Aubrey because if. there's a guy in the industry, I ask. her. Like, "Hey, this guy's in my DMs. Like, what's going on?" And I hit her up.

and I'm like, "Hey, what's up with this. guy?" And she's like, "Oh, he's already hit me and he's a straight. performer.". >> Mhm. >> There's so many. So, there's so many. Off camera. >> Yeah. >> They're all off camera. >> And then And then do they do they like. to do. like acts on your. They do, right? >> Hell yeah. >> They want to suck it. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Good for them. >> They want to hide it. I'm just saying. >> want to be like out in the open about. it. So, they won't film with you, but. they'll meet you like undercover. So,

like I always check with her and I'm. like, "Hey, like what's going on?". >> Oh, 100%. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Like absolutely. >> Oh. >> Someone you know very well actually. Like that's just not my thing. >> Someone you know very well actually. >> Yeah, I'll tell. >> Adam 22? Adam 22 is in your DMs? >> No. >> That is unbelievable. I'm going to pause. 1 second and then say it clean again. Adam 22 is in your DMs. I don't know. him. He's going to hate me now. >> Do you like Adam? >> I've never. >> I love Adam.

>> I've never met him. So, I do I do not. know. >> Oh, yeah. Do you want to meet him? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you should do No Jumper. >> He's cool. >> I would love to do that. So, here's a Has there been. Has there been any celebrity men in your. in your DMs? >> Yeah. >> Ones that ones that we wouldn't expect. >> 100%. >> Big rappers. >> You're not going to answer, but I'm. going to ask anyway. What were their. names? >> They're all. on NDAs. You know how they are. >> Sure. >> But okay, but we can guess their.

profession perhaps? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I. >> All rappers. >> Does it rhyme with Atlanta rappers, right? >> No. >> What? >> Atlanta rappers. >> LA. >> LA rappers? >> Yeah. >> Okay, big name rappers? >> Big name rappers. >> to get in the ass, right? >> Yeah. >> I've never them in the. >> What do you do with them? >> I mean, I just let them do whatever they. want to do to me. >> They want to suck your. >> Yeah. >> Do they Okay, my turn or they just suck. it and go home? >> No, they just suck it and go home. >> Wow. Wow. >> It's nice. >> WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF THAT? WELL, HEY.

>> it's a. dream job for I guess a guy, right? Get. your dick sucked and. >> up and say, "Hey, can I come over, suck. your dick and leave?". >> Yeah. >> Cool. >> Wow. >> Yeah, that's what they want. >> Wait, that's crazy to me. >> Yeah. >> At least get a nut. >> I mean, there's girls like that where. they just want to suck your dick and. that's it. >> Who are who ARE THESE WOMEN? AH, WELL DONE. >> YOU REALLY ENJOY giving. >> Yeah, I love it. >> Sure. >> Yeah, and I like eating too. >> I don't even need to I just like like to. suck it. That's. >> What do you like about sucking a.

>> I like the fact that like I like will be. like up and then like face down and like. in in their and then like. >> do that for a while. >> And that Yeah, and I like how like my. like starts to like throb when you're. like choking on it. Like I used to get. off on that. Like Yeah, I could go for. hours. >> could from giving head? >> Like I just get really hot. >> How do you like eating. girls? You hate it. >> Me? >> No, I don't like. >> Yeah, I don't like it. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I love.

>> her. >> Yeah? >> Yeah. >> Yeah? >> Yeah, I could do it all the time. >> Do you want to touch it? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, I could do it like. >> queen. >> I'll give it to you like Adriana. >> Oh my god, I was like drenched. Like I. had to ring out my hair. >> I was hot. evil angel. >> Wow. Wow. >> Are you Are you bisexual or are you full. straight? >> Um I'm straight, but I'll get I'll get. down. Uh no, I love. >> Okay. >> I think beautiful as long as it's. well-maintained. >> Which is rare.

>> Yeah, I feel like every girl I camera. has been on her period. >> Oh, no, no, no. >> Oh my god. Can I tell you guys a story? >> Fire away. >> Last True story, never told this story. Last summer, I went to Colombia and I. was gone for 2 weeks and I was seeing a. girl. Yeah, good times. >> Yeah. >> And we were kind of exclusive. >> Colombian girl? >> But we just said we'd tell each other if. we hooked up and I was like, "Honestly, I had with 14 girls. to be honest." 14? >> In Bogota? >> In one a day. >> Oh, okay.

>> Medellin, yes. >> Not at the same time? >> No. 14 for 14 days. It's 150 bucks and. they're your girlfriend for the day. It's awesome. And you all pick one. together. It's really cool. >> get roofied or anything? >> The The devil's breath [ __ ] No, they. didn't pull that on us. Yeah, in Mexico that. >> have like a good tour guide when you. went? >> Okay, so that's That's what makes the. big difference. >> Okay. Devil's breath, yes. >> What do I. I need to know about this? >> Okay, so they put it in your. whatever you're snorting and it's it. sounds made up out of a movie, but it's. real and it's in Colombia and Colombian.

women have it now in America and they. make you snort it and it makes you. kind of freeze up and obey. So, what's. your iPhone password? What's your. banking login? And you tell them. >> so it's like the Colombian Bill Cosby. Holy crap. >> Devil's breath. >> Devil's breath, all right. I'll be on. the lookout. >> But wait, sorry, we went the wrong. direction. My point when I came back, my. girl that I was seeing said, "No, I. haven't hooked up with anyone.". >> Mhm. >> And so, you know, we we Okay, well, I. did, but I work on them, so you know,

all good. And then we're hooking up that. night and I'm [ __ ] her. and I pull out a condom with in it. And she was STAYING AT MY PLACE. SO, SHE. [ __ ] SOMEONE IN MY BED and you know. she said on my life she went, "Well, at. least he used a condom.". True story. >> Is this a girl? >> No, not a girl. Nice girl. >> Wow. >> Nice girl like Andrew Tate girl. >> Yes, kind. >> Okay, that one. >> No, not that one. It was. Yeah, true story. >> know what's nice and what's nice for.

you. >> Yeah, that is wow. >> I want to see you date somebody that's. like normal. >> Yeah, right. >> Like normal, out of the industry. >> Yeah. >> Normal girl next door. >> you? You haven't had a boyfriend in. forever. Why you looking at her? >> Uh. I mean, I'm taking my time. I Well, no, but I have, but I just don't publicize. that. Like. >> So, who you off cam? Let's all answer. that. Who you. >> off camera? >> Yeah.

>> Oh, mine's going to be very boring. My wife, hey. >> Okay, wait, let's do Brad for a second. Question for you. >> Okay, fine. >> groupies. You're very famous. >> They are they are called chuckle. >> Yes, chuckle. Right? Comedian groupies. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Now, when you're on the tour. >> Mhm. >> Does your wife going to. give you a hall pass? >> No. >> Okay. >> No, absolutely. >> And have you How do you not give in to. temptation after 22 years of crushing? >> Uh cuz I I have finally gotten a very.

nice house and I just think, "Wow, I I. I'd lose this.". >> Right. >> And that is wonderful. >> That's a. >> That that is a wonderful that is a. wonderful motivation. I would love to. see my daughter every time I am home, not every other weekend. So, yeah, I. just think about that and. >> Family and assets. >> Yeah. Yeah, it does help. >> Good to know. >> But hey, but hey, back when I was single. I was a. I had. >> Oh, I bet. >> I I I had I had a good time. >> Now, have you and if this is too much. then cuz I know it's a family. >> All good. All good.

>> would your wife ever maybe let you. scratch the itch by having a threesome? >> Never. >> What? >> You know I can tell with this one. >> Oh no. Well, you you would you WOULD BE. WRONG. >> OH! YES, BRAD. NICE. >> OH, YOU'VE DONE THAT? >> OH, YEAH. >> OKAY, so you're inviting. >> is the dream, Brad. >> Are you inviting us over? >> No way. She lets you. >> Uh. >> She What's the rule? >> there. >> Yeah, it's another guy. >> Another girl? >> Uh she she had she has to choose. >> She's bisexual? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> She She.

>> to see this? >> Probably not. Uh. >> Oh, we're clipping this. >> Yeah, but she has to choose. It has And. for me it has to be a woman. I've never. I I have done the devil's threesome with. two guys and a girl, but it it it was. with an average-sized guy. >> Did she negotiate like I'll do the the. two girls if you do the two guys? >> No, never that. And that And that And. that was not with my wife that I did the. devil's threesome. >> More like college. >> Yeah. It wasn't like a Eiffel Tower. It. was a tall guy and me, so it's like a. Leaning Tower of Pisa.

It was like. But uh. I've done some crazy [ __ ] If you're If. you're a dwarf, you've been asked to do. crazy [ __ ] and I've done some crazy. [ __ ] But now. I'm a good boy, but yes, we've had. a couple of. >> So cool, man. >> I like how like secure you you are. You. strike me as like a very secure person. >> Oh, it it. >> He's got his life together. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> But you know, I want to make sure. >> secure in your manhood. You know like. where you are, what you've done, what.

you want to do. >> Yeah. And I've talked about it on on. podcast before. There was one podcast I. did with her where we talked about it. And yeah, so I'm very secure with it. I'm not I'm not ashamed with it. And. >> Ashamed? Your wife's giving you. threesomes. You should brag about it. >> I do. It's nice. >> Now, would would your wife Does she have. a. >> Uh if she does, uh, I don't tell me cuz I don't. >> I don't care. So, she says you won her. over with Brad. >> Yes, cuz she she has never been with a.

dwarf before, me. >> Okay, that's good to know. >> And, uh, yeah, cuz she had she actually. heard me on the radio and she was like, "Who's this guy with this voice?" She. she fell in love with my voice Brad Pitt. voice. >> Yeah, yeah. And, so like because I don't sound like my. size. I'm not coming on here like, "Oh, Carl I'm going to talk. about how I'm going to have a lot of. fun. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Woohoo! >> I was noticing you have worked on your. voice a lot. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, that that that is what she fell in. love with first and then we actually we,

uh, uh, I was. >> She's got a good story. >> Yeah, cuz she's she's clean. >> Like background, like very. >> Yeah, um, and this is the other reason. why I don't cheat on her because, uh, she's a martial arts instructor. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Yeah, fourth dan black belt. >> Ooh. Okay. >> [ __ ]. >> Yeah, lethal. >> So, sorry, is there like a difference. between like a size difference cuz I. think there is between. and or is there no difference? >> word. >> There's no difference.

>> but three three. three What's that? >> 3 8 you get. >> to what? >> Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. I know. the question. Okay. So, uh, >> But, hey, deflection. We're talking. about. off camera. We'll get back to that. >> Oh, okay. >> Yes, yes. Nice work though, Nicole. >> Okay. >> Well done. No, uh, dwarf dwarf is just you have a genetic. mutation. It's a genetic condition. I. have something called achondroplasia. Yeah, boring science talk on the. podcast. Um, but yeah.

>> I find it very interesting. >> Cool. Very. cool. And general is just you have like. an inactive pituitary gland. You're very. small. Uh, you're Mexican. Uh, just very. just very small. That was supposed to be. a joke. Didn't get a laugh. Now it's. awkward. >> I thought you were being serious. But yeah, so so so just like it and but. everything's like proportionate. Whereas. for me, if you look at me, I got small. arms, small legs, my torso average size, my ass gigantic. >> Uh-huh. >> I have a [ __ ].

>> Wow. >> It is a Some Some of the rappers that. are in your DMs would probably love my. ass, too. >> Well, I like big butts, too. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, so. >> you ever Last question about the wife. and now move on? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Uh would she just for shits want to. maybe do two little people threesome? Or is that just. >> Uh. probably not. >> With Tiny, maybe or something? >> Oh, with Tiny? No. No. No. Not Not another dwarf dude, and also not. a not another dwarf woman, because like.

if we do a threesome thing and it's two. average-sized women, great. But like if. the if it's another dwarf woman, she. might feel there's more of a connection. that I'll have with the dwarf woman, because we share. >> Yes. >> something. So So it's like if we do. that, it's two average-sized women. >> Cool. >> Thank you for answering all that, Brad. >> Yeah, of course. Why not? >> some real pillow talk. >> Yeah, baby. >> Legend. >> Let's put it all out there. Yes. >> Your Your Your audience is very. supportive. I read the comments. >> at all like in your comedy? >> I play.

I'm playing the Venetian. >> to I want to go. >> in New York. >> No, I want to go to a show. >> Go. Yeah. >> Yeah. I think we we would come. >> November that's our birthdays. >> Yeah, it's our Both of our birthdays are. in November. >> That's great. For your birthday, I'll. pop out of a cupcake. >> Yeah. >> Like a regular sized person. >> Like she'll hire you for your birthday. >> Okay. Hey, I want to tell you guys about. Jerkmate. Let's do it. Okay, they have. this new feature. It's called RATE YOUR. PICKLE. AND.

SO YOU FILL OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE AND THEY. give you a badge based on your answers. But then also on Rate Your Pickle, you. can send it to your favorite cam girls. or stars. >> Okay. >> And you pay girls to give a like rating. So I'm wondering if you could rate maybe. Brad or Riley. >> Absolutely. Absolutely. >> Would you like to? Give give me like an like a out of 10. >> I will. I'll give you my honest opinion. We will. >> Okay. I'm going to go over here. >> Yeah, fair. Oh, he's nice. >> Yeah? >> Yeah.

>> He's nice. That's pretty. >> He looks like he would be a grower. >> Yeah, so out of 10. >> Out of 10, I'm going to give you Well, I. need to see it hard, but I'll give you. like a 8.75 for the time being. >> Okay. Yeah, Nicholas. Thank you. >> You'll take that. >> You're nice. >> She would not She would not have given. an 8.75. >> I was thinking like seven. >> Okay. Above average. You know what? It's. cuz I'm on Adderall. >> It's really pretty, but like yeah, I. need to see it hard. >> What uh who in the industry for both of.

you has had the best where you're like, "This is the most pristine. >> Great question. >> This is number one.". >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> A lot of people say Johnny Sins, Manuel. >> Mhm. >> I've never had them. I've only from like. the straight side, I've only had like. small hands. >> I can name like who I've. >> Swine is hot. >> like. >> I used to have the biggest crush on him. >> Yeah? >> A lot of girls. >> I remember that era with. >> He has I think the most female viewers. >> He'd be like, "Oh, he's hot.". >> Wait, Nicholas, yeah, who do you like to. to work with?

>> Um you know, I like. >> Kieran? >> I I love Kieran. Kieran Kieran was my. first scene. So, like I. >> Oh, you discovered him. >> have. >> Mhm. >> Um a friend, but yeah. Um but I always have fond feelings of of. Kieran, and um I like Johnny. >> Yeah. >> I like Johnny Sins cuz we have we just. had some crazy scenes together where. like the bed broke and all that. And I. was in a cow cowgirl hat and like the. whole getup. >> I like Chad White.

>> Yeah, I Chad White is amazing. >> Manuel, I've never been with. >> Scotty? >> Wow. >> Uh Scott Scott Nails. >> Yes. >> Yes, he's great. >> Right? >> Yeah. >> I think he's the most underrated. >> talking like this is before COVID. >> Right. >> Mhm. >> So. >> You forget. >> It's been a while. Yeah. >> Yeah. Now, who are you guys off cam? >> Mhm. >> Like Nikolai, anyone in Vegas? >> Um, occasionally. I find that Vegas is. actually very transient place. So like. people kind of come and go there.

>> Yeah, that's fun. >> That's the idea. >> yeah. So, yeah, I mean occasionally when. I have friends come in and. >> How often are you celebrity just for. sport on the strip? >> Um. >> They're in town. They just sold out the. Sphere. >> I hooked up with a famous rocker and his. wife. And then when we were hooking This. was a few years ago and they had a house. in Summerlin. >> Okay. >> And they So that was the first famous. person I knew that like lived in Vegas. >> Okay. >> Um, and I wasn't going to the strip.

Like I was going to their house. And. while we were hooking up, um. she started crying. >> Oh, no. >> So, [ __ ] I like. >> Jealousy? >> We Yeah, like it was almost like she asked for. this, but then once it started going. down, like it was like a whole. >> Because he started moaning louder with. you than her, probably. >> Yeah, we actually had to stop and then. he like went to console her and then. like I'm just like we were sitting in. the kitchen kind of drinking. >> ever. >> sitting back like I was like, okay, fine.

>> not bi is also an issue. >> Um, yeah, it was more so like she was. just. maybe it's hard to watch your. significant other in that situation. >> Sure, if you're not ready for that. >> not ready. And sometimes I think we. think that we're ready and we're not. type thing and. >> Yeah, there there's there's a lot of. dudes that like fantasize about oh yeah, the open relationship, whatever, but. then their girl actually starts their. dudes. >> Yeah. >> And then they're like, uh, I can't. >> But really the base of a good threesome. is that the two girls are bi.

>> Yeah. >> Picked each other, like you you said. yeah. And then you kind of insert. yourself where you can. >> Literally. >> But if it's a guy sharing two girls, turn turn turn? >> No, no, no, no, no. >> That's That's what makes someone cry. >> So, I'm on Panther like a lot and. you know, do the calls and videos. >> Panther? >> It's like video calls where they can. call you like you turn on your calls and. she's on there, too, but um. >> So, this guy calls me, he's from Canada. >> Mhm. >> And he's like, I live in Vancouver. And. he's like, "Nicolette, I love you. I've.

dreamed about you for so long and I'd. love to like get to know you." And he's. like, "I I want to you know, he's like, I'm not rich. Like, I only make a. hundred thousand." But I'm listening to. him, I'm like, "Wow, like he actually. seems like we would have like good. chemistry.". >> Mhm. >> Um but then I'm like, "Okay.". >> too? >> Yeah, so I'm looking at him and I see. his face, he's handsome, he's like dark. features. I'm like, I'm thinking about. it, I'm thinking about it. I'm like, "Okay, so he's like pretty much like. proposing to me." And he's like, "Where. would you want to go?" And we're talking. for like a few weeks.

>> Wow. >> And then. he's texting like last night. >> Oh, this is right now? >> Yeah, like right now. >> Wow. >> And then he's saying he's saying like. "Well, if you can name what song I told. you to listen to, then I'll give you a. call." Or he's like and he's challenging. me. He keeps trying to challenge me. >> Yeah, so I was like, "I don't think that. this is the guy." Although when I first. when he first called me, I was like. "I kind of like him.". >> Have you met him in person yet? >> Never. No.

>> And I probably never will. Yeah, he. asked me, but I I I will never. >> to fly to Vancouver? >> I've actually been to Vancouver, but. that's when I was dating like a poker. player when I was like in my early 20s. and I flew up there and they were just. 24 tabling on multiple screens. >> Wow, so you're like a pen pal. Have you. guys had FaceTime? >> Yeah. Um on Panther? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, like he'll call, but he just you. know, so he keeps saying these like kind. of like it's like a little bit mean or.

you know what I mean? So. >> know what you're saying. I don't get. turned on by guys being mean to you. I. don't know the guy. >> He's so intimidated by you. He's trying. to put you down to feel better about. himself cuz he's insecure. >> Okay, but then I he's probably he's. probably going to watch this and I feel. really bad. But we like we got into like. a. a story about his childhood and then he. said he has an attachment style an. anxious attachment style to people. So. and I said what is that? >> right. >> And he said well like when I start.

getting close to somebody I just like I. keep. I I freak out if they're not around. Like I start like trying to pull them. pull them back. >> so I was like okay, so maybe that's why. he's sending me like those texts that. kind of seem like they're a little bit. mean. >> Try to keep you away. >> very hard. Like I feel like. when we're in Vegas like I do notice. that a lot of people kind of like have. attitude out there and I don't really. like that. Like I really want to meet. somebody who's like nice and like.

respectful and like. puts yeah and like puts people like. ahead of themselves. Like I want like a. true gentleman. >> just completely outside of the industry. just like an accountant? >> Absolutely. >> I want to shout out to Popstar. I love. these guys. I've been using this all the. time when you're soft boom there's blood. flowing it to get hard bang you have big. loads. I actually love it. You just take. one of these every single morning. changes my [ __ ] life and you know it. makes your [ __ ] taste like pineapple. It's amazing. At 20% off Popstar I.

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>> Yeah, I just and I just like a real guy. that like gets up every day and goes to. work. >> Yes, yes. Rich guys suck in bed, don't. they? >> Um not all the time, but it's more so. that sometimes you get treated like, well, you're disposable. >> Right. >> I can go on to the next person. You know. what I mean? >> want a guy to cherish you. >> Yeah, if I could find that guy who was. well-off and he treated me well, then I. absolutely would do it. You know what I. mean? >> salary to date, Nick Lachey? >> There's no minimum.

>> Mhm. >> There's got to be a minimum. >> No. Like I would date you and it wouldn't. matter how. >> I do well. I DO WELL. >> AND YOU'RE BROKE. >> RIGHT. >> YEAH, NO, I've seen the video of you in. the car. >> the first time. >> You have a skateboard. You know, one day. one day you'll get a car. >> THAT SKATEBOARD'S EXPENSIVE. IT'S. ELECTRIC. >> One day you'll get a car. >> more now than when I first met you? >> Yes. >> Okay, but like I told you that when I. first met you. >> True, you did. >> And it wouldn't matter between us, like. if that was to ever happen, which. probably not, but if that was to ever.

happen, like. um. >> She's trying to be nice, but really. roasting you right now. >> much money. Like cuz I would never It. wouldn't be about money. It would never. be about money. Absolutely, because. sometimes I think I thrive more with. that type of relationship because. because you let me do my thing, you do. your thing, and then we come together. It doesn't matter about money. >> Well, there you go. >> Money should not involve any. relationships whatsoever. Um it should never be about money. >> But so many girls did just date for the. for money. >> I I have done well. I don't need.

anyone's money. >> Good for you. >> And and Aspen and I both like we don't. need anyone's money. >> True. >> Um we're looking for genuine connection. >> Right. >> Um which I think is more valuable than. money. >> Totally a. >> So. >> Wish more girls thought like you. >> Well, it's been a long time. Like, I've. I've been around the block, you know, 2017 where we're in, you know, 2026 and and even before that. I was doing Playboy in 2012.

>> Oh, yeah. >> So, like, yeah. So, like, I've I've. >> hot your whole life, right, Nick Lachey? >> Um, and tall, but yeah. >> And busty. >> But, I used to be really skinny skinny. skinny. >> Right. No, I've seen you. >> Yeah. What do you mean? >> No, what is You're You're skinny now. >> I like this look. >> No, not as skinny. >> you look hotter like. >> this look. >> Really? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Yeah, I look great. >> Oh, you're so sweet. >> to god. Fantastic. >> Sometimes when I look you up, I see your. old old when you were you were like too. skinny, honestly. >> Oh, you're sweet. Yeah. Well, you know.

what? Like, Ozempic is in. Right? Everyone comes to me and tells me. they're on Ozempic. They're like, "I'm. taking Ozempic." I'm like, "Wow, okay.". Just, you know, I've seen so many. friends lose so much weight. >> They lose their asses. >> Yeah, literally. >> Um, that See, that that terrifies me cuz. if I lose this ass, I I don't know Look. Look at that. >> Awesome. >> That is a nice ass. >> So, can you sit on the plane for like a. really long time and it doesn't hurt? >> Oh, well, like well. It hurts cuz my legs dangle. That's why. I got the box right here. But, at the.

same time, every seat's a first class. seat. >> Yeah. >> I just Yeah, just like sprawl out like. that. >> Hell, yeah. >> But, then. >> Wow. >> But, what about just one classic. question I know you get a lot, driving. with the. >> the pedals? >> Yeah. Yeah. I I So, No, not the hand controls. So, it's a. ped So, it's a pedal on a pedal. But, uh. one time I got in a car accident because. my pedal actually, on the freeway, fell. off. Like, the brake just fell like. >> god. >> I just hear clunk and I'm like, "What?". And I look and I'm about to like.

rear-end a car and I grab the wheel. I. like jump down, slide, slam on the. brake. >> Oh, my god. >> I still I still I still hit the guy. I saw the guy. He comes out, he. checks on me and he goes, "Are you. okay?" And I and I look about him and. go, "No, I was 6'2" before I hit you.". He he laughed and then and then and then. and then we were fine. Humor, lovely defense mechanism.

But yeah, that's what drive. Yeah, they're they're if only there was. a TMZ camera there. It would have been so much more fun. No, but he but here's one that here. here's one that people don't really. think about. When I check into a hotel, first thing I have to do is I go check. the shower. Because if that shower head. is pointed up, Never thought of that. Never thought of. that. So like I got to. So then let let me do it when I've got. all my clothes on and call the front.

desk so I'm not like naked and you're. late. Can can you get the shower? Oh, I love that question. I love that. question. If my wife if my. if my lovely. if my lovely amazing beautiful sweet. wife gave gave me a hall pass. Yes, I. would I would absolutely I've never done. trans before. So I don't know if I'd be. into it.

Well, cuz so here here is why I would I. I would be scared to. try trans is because what if I really. like it? What if I really like it and now. Oh, there's nothing wrong with it. Absolutely nothing wrong with. You made out? I know you did. at a party. But nothing else?

She did kiss her? It was a after. Yeah, well done. we made out for an hour. and. >> And like nothing else? >> No. I was thinking I was maybe going to. do it. >> Okay. Over the pants rub just to kind of. feel it? >> No, I didn't touch it. >> No. >> You didn't even just feel a little bit. on the side? >> What about now? Are you guys just. friends or. >> Yeah, yeah, just homies. >> Okay. >> But I would I I would totally receive a. from a transgender and not think twice. about. >> asking Aubrey after the show?

>> We. We don't hit on guests here at Pillow. Talk. >> No. >> No. >> Not on the show or something. >> No, never. >> We wait till the episode's posted and. then for the guest to reach out first. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> Oh, for your DMs. >> Do you have a. picture of the wife maybe if you could. >> I'm not going to show it on the. internet. >> No, no, no, not on the internet, but to. show Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Oh, I'm sure she's hot. >> Yeah, she is. I I I did well. When when. when whenever people see her, they they. look at me and go, "Wow, you are funny.". >> Yeah. >> And I go, "Yes. Yes, that is the proof.

right there." So, I. I did good. >> That's not nice. You're the man. >> Um. >> Dude. >> You're the man. >> I I I don't know why my wife loves me, but for whatever reason I'm very. thankful. >> kids? >> Yes, we Yes, we have one daughter. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And And she And she is. also a dwarf. So, my wife is Asian and. I'm a dwarf. My My daughter is an Asian. dwarf. She's basically a Pokémon. >> Wow. >> It's wonderful. >> Oh, so cute. >> And now I get to guide her and it and. it's. And it's absolutely wonderful. >> And And the percentage chances of that.

>> Uh we had a 25% Yep. >> Okay. >> Look at you with the genetics. >> How did you know that? >> Tiny. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Where's Tiny? He's in Vegas. >> He's in He's in Montreal. >> Daddy's Juice? >> He's Canadian. Yeah, that guy is insane, isn't he? >> Yeah. >> OKAY, AUBREY KATE. >> WE WANT TO GET SOME AUBREY STORIES. >> THE TIMES THAT BEGAN. >> ON. AUBREY, give us some funny some funny. stories. >> Yes, yes, yes. >> know. It's I guess we're. >> all we're all funny. >> Samir Samir hooked up.

>> No, you are. You are. >> He's been in the industry a lot longer. than me. >> When did you start? >> Yeah, 2012. >> I I have people come up to me and say. like, "Hey, I'm afraid of little people, but I but you're cool. I like you." Have. Have people come up to you and say, "I'm. not comfortable trans, but you're but. you're great.". >> Yeah, or like, "I would never trans, but. I would you.". >> Right. >> That's got to be a good compliment. >> Yeah, it feels good. >> I don't know. >> As weird as that is, and I I I hate I I. totally get what they're saying.

>> You're a girl. >> Yeah. >> 10 out of 10 babe. >> Oh, thanks. >> You're so hot. >> Well done. >> Yes. >> I am. >> scenes a month? >> You know what? So, last I took like 2. years off, and moved to New York. I took. a little bit of a break, and then I. wanted to do my comeback. So, last year. I think I did 40 studio scenes. >> Yeah, a lot. >> Okay. >> Which is a lot for trans. >> Yeah. >> Was the movie called comeback? >> No. >> Okay. Sorry, I thought that would be. >> I did like 40. scenes, but then I do only fans, and.

have like my own like. only fans management company. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Transcending. >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> What a great name. >> Yeah. >> I love that. >> So, I have like a whole bunch of trans. girls under like my umbrella company. >> Oh, that's great. >> So, I do a lot of like content. together. >> best. Have you shot a scene with Emma? >> Emma Rose? No, we were actually just. talking the other day. I'm going to film. her. So, I directed Elijah now. >> Yeah. I think we're going to do. something soon. >> She's kind of. >> Yeah.

>> Well, you paved the way for them. Have. you had Britney Kade on too? >> Yeah. >> No. But how how great does that feel. that now you're helping out other trans. performers. >> like that. I didn't really have like a. purpose, you know? I kind of was just. like doing it, but now I can actually. like help the girls that like want help. >> Oh, that's love that. Love hearing that. >> Yeah, it's nice to give back. >> Yeah, cuz there there there's other. dwarf comics in the industry, and I've. helped them out, and and we all we all. kind of support each other. And it's And. it's great. This is why. This is why adult entertainers and.

comedians get along so well, cuz we both. put ourselves out there. We both It's. all Like we're not hiding anything. And. you really can't offend us. Can't I I know I know I can't offend you. guys. >> me on the way here like am I the first. trans person to come on the podcast. I. was like definitely not. >> No, we're trans heavy. >> So who else have you had come on? >> Mhm. >> Uh. >> Who have you. >> Vampire Chinese. >> Yes. >> Came on. >> Yes. >> Is that her name? >> Yeah, is that. >> She's awesome. >> her at? Vampire Chinese? >> Okay. >> Yeah, that's a.

>> crazy. She's awesome. >> Vampire Chinese. >> show you. >> Wait, is that. >> With all the makeup? >> Yes, yes, yes, yes. >> Okay, yes. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And blood and stuff. >> And Emma's best friend. >> Very spo. >> Came on with her? She's a singer? >> Um best. >> Emma Rose best friend? >> Emma Rose best friend, yeah. She's a. singer. We had her. >> Is she redhead? >> Uh. >> Another redhead? >> So Yeah, I think so. But yeah, we're trans heavy. >> I know Yeah, what's your ideal size of a. you like? >> Mhm. >> I like like eight. Like eight and a.

half. >> Okay, dude. Okay, listen to this. >> High standards. >> Yes. >> But I'll say. nothing bigger than that. Like I don't. like huge. >> Watch this. Is there anything bigger. than eight? >> Hey Hey chat, you there? Chat, you there? >> I'm right here. What's on your mind? >> What percentage of men in the world have. an 8-in or more. length? >> Like 2%. >> Go ahead.

>> I was going to say that data on this. topic is often limited and not perfectly. precise. But from studies that have been. done, only a tiny fraction of men, often. estimated at around 1 to 2%, would. measure 8-in or more. So. >> 1 to 2%? >> Not in this room. >> Can you believe Exactly. >> What is the percentage of transsexuals? Is that the same in the world? >> Oh, I don't know. >> Is that the same 1 to. >> Like in general or with that 8 or more. inches? >> Mhm. >> No, no, just like how many inches? >> say boyfriend 8 inches, 8 inches. Girls,

it's one in a hundred. >> I like I mean I like a good 8 inches. like for filming for sure, but I mean. like I don't know, 7 inches. >> 7? >> 7 is great. >> Like 7? >> See, and and that's why we would never. work cuz I'm not 7. >> I mean we'll do 6. 6 7 8. >> We might do 5 and a half. >> Hey girls, uh last question, you girls. ever had micros? >> Yeah. >> All the time. They love me. >> Oh, no. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Now what? Now can you work with.

that? >> No. >> Um you know, >> it hurts my mouth to suck on that. >> It looks like a like an outie belly. button. >> Wow. >> It hurts your mouth? >> Like sucking on something so small it's. like sucking on a warhead. It's like. >> Oh, I can't get. >> You know, for like. >> So so like so like a guy with a micro. could be like, "Yeah, she was sore after. me." But not that reason. And so have fun? >> I did. >> I'm glad I lasted a long time with both.

of you. >> Yes. Oh my gosh.