MARIE DEE, VIKING BARBIE & ERICA SHOW OFF BEDROOM TRICKS

There's this discourse online that's. just like only fans models are not going. to attract good men and that nobody. really wants us and that we're thrown. away. But I think people would be just. so shocked at not only like the athletes. and prestigious people in my DMs, but. also the politicians. Like I'm talking. like the most like elite and and. prestigious and classy well-rounded. highquality men ever. >> very much want to date me. And I don't. even just mean they want to [ __ ] me.

Like they want to take care of me to for. me to stop doing os. >> Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO TIME. [music]. >> I can't sing. But welcome to the show, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow. Talk. I'm your host, RYAN PANEL. BIG. EPISODE TODAY. NUMBER ONE SHOW IN THE. WORLD, BABY. NUMBER ONE ADULT SHOW WITH. THE GOATS. OKAY, BIG SHOW. We got the. queen. Most appearances ever on the. podcast. My best friend in the world,

Viking Barbie. [applause]. Love you, Viking. And then over here, beautiful part of team Viking. >> Mhm. >> This girl's from what? What town? >> I'm from Portland, Oregon. >> Right. Portland, Oregon. She loves. pineapple juice. >> Allergic. >> She [laughter] loves She loves water. She owns bikini coffee shops. This is. barista Erica. >> She goes by Barista. It's a good good. name. Thank you. >> And then this one here is my personal.

favorite blonde on planet Earth. And I'm. a blonde guy, by the way. >> Are you? Yes. >> You love blondes. >> I think you're the hottest girl I've. ever seen in my [ __ ] life. And in. person, you're even better better. looking. Yes. >> I I get nervous around this. I can't. believe it. She's so beautiful. She just. dumped her soccer player [laughter]. boyfriend. >> Okay. >> We're so happy. >> Oh my god. This is Mary D. >> Thank you, Ryan. Thank you for having. me. Oh my god. You know what? You're. beautiful. >> Oh, really? >> Gorgeous. What's the word? >> Can we get a couple breathtaking?

>> Cuz she's bisexual, by the way. >> Would you bisexual? >> Would I? I can't say that right now. >> What? >> Because I've got I'm taken right now. >> Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah, >> that's her. Uh, can I say that's her. girlfriend? >> You're so You guys having sex is crazy. [laughter]. I want to watch that so bad. >> Oh my god. No, I love that. >> Wow. >> You know what? Do you want to tell us. about that a little bit? I can't because. my baby is really secretive, but it's. hot. I will say that. >> But I will say.

>> one thing and I only say. >> she's secretive. >> SHE WELL, SHE'S SHE'S she's very. private. Keeping it lowkey. >> I always knew you were a lesbian. BY THE. WAY, [laughter]. >> Y'ALL, THIS IS so hot. I'm sorry. >> I will say that the one thing I can say. that was I will only say on Pillow Talk, I'm only going to say on here, >> okay, >> is we're thinking as things go on, we. might drop something. I haven't been. dropping anything new and I'm not. dropping anything new, but some content. >> I might might do something with her. >> You have to.

>> Please. >> We're talking about it. >> Don't worry, guys. I'll film it. It will. [laughter] be fine. I'm really good with. the camera. >> You know what? Throw Mary D in there. >> Throw throw her in there. >> That's the [ __ ] scene. >> I will eat ass if it's a [laughter]. girl's ass. >> You know what, Mary D, I noticed about. you. >> Uhhuh. So, >> I did a little research. >> Where's the damn. >> not much girl? You're pretty straight. >> I am girl girl, but I'm very straight, too. Yeah, I'm I love men, unfortunately. >> Okay. So, you're [laughter]. >> Who are the dudes in the scenes? >> I don't have multiple. I just have one.

who's my exartner. So, I just have one. boy and my boy girl. >> You still [ __ ] your exartner? >> No. No. >> Okay. So, they're OG scenes. >> They're OG scenes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the last one. >> I believe we we possibly were broken up. during the last filming, but yeah, I. just have one guy. And now that I'm. single, I get the question a lot like, are you going to collab with. >> Kurt Master, Dread, all that? >> All that. And the answer is definitely. no. >> Why? >> Because um I just don't feel that that. um is part of my business plan right.

now. >> Yeah. But don't you think you're getting. hotter and hotter and you know, you want. to give your fans the new you? >> You know, I do. And I give the fans the. new meos. The new me is single and solo. Yeah. And hot and sexy. And I'm a little. bisexual lately. So I do have a lot of. girl girl. You must not have been on Red. Only fan. Okay. So are you straight or. you're just by curious? I'm by curious. I'm not emotionally attracted to women, but I do like. >> I don't [clears throat] think I am. either honestly.

>> I don't think so. [laughter]. I don't think so either. >> Don't drive me [ __ ] nuts lately. Physically though. >> Physically though, there's such works of. art. No, I I am not emotionally, but I. do like I I will say I go through phases. in my sex drive. I have a very high sex. drive or I'm just like really really. craving women. So like I'll just like. like a night out with my girlfriends. like I'll just like we'll get drunk and. I'll try to seduce them. It doesn't work. most of the time. >> And then are you the domy mommy or are. you the bottom? >> Um I'm usually the bottom but I seduce.

them in like a dominating way to get. myself there, you know, cuz I like like. I love getting eaten out. Like I love. getting eaten out. Guy or girl? I don't. you have to. >> better guys or girls? >> Oh my god. Um, oh, great question. With. a guy, it's it is more I think you're a. [laughter] girl. >> Really? >> I I just love. >> I hear gays are better at [ __ ] too. I hear. >> I mean, if I ask my brother, he'll tell. you he can give a 10 out of 10 [ __ ]. >> He's a gay boy. >> Absolutely. My brother's a little. >> Sign me up. [laughter].

>> No, no, no, no. That's the girls getting. eaten out by a girl is just so much more. gentle. I feel like just so much more. delicate. like they understand the. anatomy a lot more and then getting. eaten out by a man like I like feeling. like there's like a big like you know. Jason Mamoa in the Game of Thrones. scene. >> Here we go. >> So Mary D you said that you like uh the. the Africanamean men. >> We're we'll get into this lightly but. yes. >> as your types basketball players. >> right. Would you date an NBA player.

boyfriend girlfriend? >> I don't I don't think I would date. anyone right now. Like I think it's. really important for me like based on my. journey like I was telling you guys like. I spent so many years like doing like. the perfect wife and mother thing and. just to like get where I am today which. is amazing and immaculate but like I. feel like I went through so much during. that time that I never got a single. moment to myself and that's okay. Like. it was like a very selfless time. Like I. couldn't even like do my own hair or. makeup or anything. But it's like now I.

just need to be single. I'm not looking. for a boyfriend. >> He's single. >> I'm looking for multiple boyfriends. >> Yes, good for you. [laughter]. >> No, but I am. And I'm looking for like. I'm not looking actually for anything at. all. You know, I don't know if you guys. believe in manifestation, but it all. comes to me, right? Cuz whenever you. open your energy to come to me well and. inside [laughter] me and so and so, yeah, that's kind of where I'm at right. now. Good for [clears throat] you. >> I'm not looking for a relationship, but. I do love having boyfriends, you know, >> cuz you know what? Right now there's.

this weird trend going on where every. girl is celibate. The [ __ ] is that? >> Oh god, they're scared. >> Everyone is celibate right now. Out of. nowhere. >> I'm way too horny for that. >> What happened is couple celebrities. started doing it, talking about it. >> Men are doing it too though. >> I didn't know that was not just women. >> Men are doing it either. >> I think they're just striking out, you. know. >> Yeah. >> I'm doing the opposite of celibacy where. I'm dating multiple people [laughter] at. the same time. >> Yeah. No, being celibate is crazy. I. think maybe people get way too emotional. about. >> Hey guys, this is one of my best.

friends, Colin Hughes. >> Hey, Colin. >> Hey, Colin. [cheering]. We We took a while to get started. I'm. sorry. >> That's okay. >> Did we ever un time out? >> This is Mary D. >> Did we ever un time out? >> This is barista [laughter] Erica. This. is Viking Barbie. >> That's Chelsea. What was your name? >> Nicole. >> Nico. Nicole. >> Nice to meet you guys. >> Yeah, Colin's one of the greatest I You. have some eyeliner on [laughter]. >> that last night. >> and then I accidentally forgot to watch. it today. Dude, girl, the way girls talk. to me when I have eyeliner, it's I It's.

a cheat code. >> What? Girls have talked to you like like. what? >> Okay. >> Girls don't show girls don't show up to. walk up to guys and say like, "Hi, who. are you?" Like that doesn't really. happen to me. I'm not that cute, you. know? >> I think you're adorable. >> Really? [laughter]. But, you know, really hot girls don't. just walk up to me and say, "Who are. you?". >> Okay. >> Right. Eyeliner party last night. >> Wait, >> 42 girls came up to me. Who? Hi. Who are. you? I'm I'm Jesse. I'm Nicole.

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think you're gay. >> See, I'm thinking like underground. [laughter]. >> Quick for Fansley. Are you guys on. Fanley? >> Yes. >> Love Fansley. You should. >> love Fansley. >> Aren't they sweet? >> So good. I'm a huge fans. Yeah, I love. it. >> I'm a huge fan. I like that. >> Okay. Uh your strangest custom request. from fans. >> Um my strangest custom request was um I. just got it recently and it was uh which. is actually a common fetish, but using. balloons. So using balloons to rub on my. titties and then orgasming, squirting on.

balloons and everything. >> A clown probably asked that. >> Well, who who knows? Um but yeah, that. was that's my most recent strange one. But I've also had someone ask yes, of. course. I love my fans. Do anything for. them. >> You know what? I love when successful. people like y'all still doing customs. >> I love doing customs. No, I love videos. for my fans. >> You don't have to. You just don't have. to. >> No. Yeah. Period. >> You know, that's very Yeah, but that's. probably the most I would go. I don't. accept like super strange requests, but. you're just drinking straight out the.

bottle like that. What are you going. through. >> when you always. >> And you're chas You're chasing it with a. cup water. >> You heard it with you heard about my day. today. >> Yeah. Well, I heard about the gonorrhea, so that's [laughter] a while ago. That's. been cleared up. >> Love her so much. >> Weird. Weird. >> How about you, Bara? >> Oh, it's clear weird. >> I don't feel like it's that strange, but. the setup kind of felt strange. Um, so. this guy had sent me, he has like a. laser engraving machine at home, so he. keeps sending me all these. >> keychains or like custom cutout chest.

boards and things. So, he gave me all. these like tumblers. and he told me that. he wanted me to use that on my dining. table, make myself a full course. breakfast, put up a sign that says. Chad's breakfast, and have me also naked. with my hair up in a clip and all my. normal jewelry. Like everything was like. painted out in his head to where I was. like naked around all these breakfast. foods saying it was his breakfast. Cute. Yeah, you give heterosexual for sure, but you give, you know, like having. someone go through your phone like you. just you have to lock in. Like you have.

to lock in. You cannot be sharing your. passcode with people. >> I don't share my pass. >> If your girlfriend asks you like, "Hey, can I use your phone for directions?". Factory reset it first and be like, "Hey, babe." You know? >> Well, how do you think she got in? >> Well, I think she has backtory. [laughter] for the fans. >> For the fans. >> Okay. [ __ ] the ex this week. Told you. this. She went through the phone. >> Four hours. Went through the phone. Saw. crazy [ __ ] Saw our combo actually. >> Yeah. And saw our combo. I'm so glad.

that I don't talk [ __ ]. >> And I was saying really nasty things. about her. >> to my best friends. >> God forbid you're human, >> right? Talk. It's my ex. I'm like, "Fuck. her. I, you know, this she sucks and. this and that." Screenshotted. everything. This I don't know how she. got in. >> I say how did she though? >> I swear to God I changed my password the. night before. >> Oh man. Come on. >> I don't know. How did she. >> Did you write it down on a notepad and. put on the [laughter] fridge? >> She convinced me to take Xanax. She. goes, "Let's just knock out for 12. hours. We need to catch up on sleep." I. think she opened your eyes when you were.

asleep at your face. >> on Zax. That's what I think. >> I heard that you sleep real heavy. >> Yeah, I do. >> So that wouldn't Yeah. >> Very plausible. Very concerning. >> She did the eye pull up. >> You have to have girls done that. >> You I would never I would never go. through a man's phone. If you close your. eyes, never go through a man's phone. I. would leave him way before I ever felt. the necessity to go through his phone. >> If I feel like I need to go through your. phone, I'm already leaving you. >> Me, too. I don't want to know. By the. way, >> I don't want to Some people go and the. guy didn't do anything. They just like. that to know things.

>> No. And I and I get that for for someone. who's feeling insecure or who's feeling. like I don't know if they have trauma. from a past relationship. I get that. But I just like me being through what. I've been through and it's just like. >> But wait, you got cheated on recently? >> No. No. >> Oh, you just dumped them cuz [ __ ] them. >> Yeah. Why do I need to be cheated on and. dump someone? >> That's usually how it works with. >> me with marriage. [laughter]. >> I've never been cheated on girls and. athletes. It's usually just the. cheating. >> No, no, no, no. She got cheated on. recently. >> They can only take it 42 times and then.

that's enough. >> Well, if you're an eater, you get 42. chances and that's it. [laughter]. >> But if you're an eater, >> what? >> An eater? >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> What do you mean no? >> Like an ass eater or like a [ __ ] eater? >> Oh, I thought eater meant like you give. [ __ ]. >> Oh, sorry. Sorry. Do I give head? Oh my. god. It has to be a really special guy. It has to be a really special guy and. then I get crazy. Yeah, you're you're. too hot to be like a BJ [clears throat]. girl. >> Thank you. Thank you so much. I can give. some really good sloppy toy, but you.

have to be in a committed relationship. with me, right? >> So, I haven't been in a committed. relationship lately. >> You have to meet oral is very intimate. >> Very intimate. >> What about if you're not dating a guy, do you have to meet you up? >> That [laughter]. >> Yeah. A lot of girls tell me that that. that they save that for boyfriends. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> You'll take that? >> Well, you have to. Yeah. I mean, if you. have access to it, like, why are you not. eating me out? You ever had a guy come. over just eat you out and you never. touch his dick? >> Yes. >> That's crazy. >> Yes. >> That's crazy. The best. >> because girls do that. They just give a. [ __ ]. >> M. >> But for the guy to drive to a girl's.

house, eat her out, and go home. >> That guy's kind of a [ __ ] loser. >> No, that guy's a king and that's my next. husband. >> It's kind of pathetic. What do you think. about that con? >> What do you mean? >> Yeah, it is crazy, right? >> You got to eat a girl out and not get. your dick. >> No, there's men done that before. I've. literally seen videos. [laughter] No. one's doing it. >> So, it's just drive to a girl's house, eat her out, go home. >> No. No. But you like loser. No. >> No. No. when you've had like uh STDs. [laughter]. >> You talk about it on here. >> YOU TALK ABOUT IT ON HERE. >> DAMN. [laughter] TURN them tables, GIRL.

>> ABSOLUTELY. >> YOU SAID when you had the gorrhea thing, you were like, "Oh, yeah.". >> Yeah. [laughter] He was He ate the girl. out so that he could get rid of the. thing and I saw the videos. >> It's like just having sex. >> He's cured now, everyone. He's cured. now. [laughter]. >> No, guys. I love how you're revealing. like I'm revealing. >> You want to hear how it got real? >> No, I don't. [laughter]. BUT YOU LOOK AT me like I'm revealing. something you didn't reveal. >> I would have never known that. So she is. revealing it and I love that. >> But people that hear that just cuz I've. had it once it's gone. >> It's gone.

>> You did get rid of [laughter] It's gone. He's cure right now. >> People comment. Oh the gone. The gone. MAN. IT'S GONE. THE FIRST WORD of gorrhea is gone. Like. it's gone. Yeah. >> It's gone guys. It's gone. Anyways, a. real eater. I want everybody to listen. to this. Okay. Okay. A [snorts] real. eater eats for his pleasure. Okay? So, like there's this magical type of man. out there, and I know it's just a myth. and a lore, and we're all going to learn. about it one day, but there are men who. can come from just eating your [ __ ]. Like, [laughter] they love it so much.

>> That's how I am. >> That. also, by the way, super gay. [laughter]. >> That's impossible. And that doesn't. exist. >> I don't believe. >> in your reality, not in mine. >> You've had a guy eat you out and come? >> Absolutely. >> Jerking off though. >> Um, I don't know what he was doing down. there. >> Okay. Well done. That's a big [laughter]. That's a big difference. If you just. eating out and nutted. >> Wow. >> It's my type. >> That's a good one. >> That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. I love an. eater. >> Male equivalent of a unicorn. >> Yeah. >> I've done the eat out jerk off though.

I've done that. >> Yeah. >> I If I kick it hard. >> Uhhuh. >> And you know, I did too much of whatever. that night and I can't get hard and then. I eat the ass. >> That's my Viagra. >> The ass. So, you're more of an ass. eater. >> I get hard from that. >> I love getting my ass eaten, too. >> It's so cool. That's It's so cool. >> Are you gonna let Ryan eat your ass? >> Well, it's not going super great so far, but like I'm glad the gorilla is gone. [laughter]. >> It's gone. >> No, it's gone. Okay. And. >> if you don't know, now you know. My. favorite brand in the world is Pop Star. We've been working with Pop Star for.

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true statistics, BUT IT FEELS LIKE SUCH. POTAR, WE LOVE YOU. LET'S GET back to. the show. >> I'm just clarifying that. It's gone. >> Should we do a shot? >> Yes. >> All right, let's do a shot. Clean as a. whistle, this guy. >> Yeah, I'm clean. I just got tested. >> Good for you. Amazing. Okay. >> Amazing. [laughter]. >> And he does eat [ __ ] a lot. >> Do you Are you an eater? >> Big time. >> Big time. Thank you for letting me know. I needed to know that. >> You want to know why? Cuz I had a very. mediocre dick back in the day. [laughter]. >> Mhm.

>> I had a very very me, you know, my dick. was. >> You've had mediocre Me too. >> I had mediocre dick. >> and your butt. >> No, like my my [laughter] own penis. wasn't. >> You're saying it wasn't his His penis. wasn't like. >> What happened? popping off like it is. these days. >> It was It [laughter] I just didn't take. I didn't have good dick health. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So, it shrunk to It wasn't at its. full capacity. It was like. >> Well, now I'm curious about dick health. What does it take to have good dick. health? >> There's a lot to do. I do like eight or. nine different things. Now I have a. really good dick. >> Really? >> But before when I had a bad dick, I had. to learn how to do all the uh.

>> We need We need the breakdown. >> All the foreplay and stuff. >> No, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOU GUYS. >> OKAY. >> OKAY. You want to know? >> I'm curious. Give us a quick breakdown. >> I take a lot of vitamins. Okay. >> That circulate the blood through your. penis. My penis wasn't getting uh new. blood every day. >> So, it was like shriveled all the time. So, I thought I [laughter] had a little. break. >> You're really turning around. I think. this is going. >> No, I'm so wet right now. >> I'm squirting. Actually, [laughter] you. can't see it, but it's happening. >> She's like, >> and then from it not going into my dick,

the tip of my dick never got blood for. erections. >> Okay. So I would [laughter] get hard, but the tip would stay like like a. little tiny. >> It never got like that. >> You know what helps that? >> So I I thought I had a little dick. >> I didn't. I just didn't have blood. circulation. >> So you're saying you have a big dick? >> It's It's well above average. >> Really? Yeah, >> cuz you're a tall guy. >> Yeah. >> I feel like that's an indicator. >> But I thought I had a little one my. whole life. >> Would you like to see it? He'll show it. to you in the picture. >> No, no, thank you. But uh maybe later.

>> Half [laughter] my exes say Ryan, best. sex of my life. Half say Ryan worst dick. ever. >> How many X's do you have? Oh T. >> How many X's do you have? [laughter]. >> What do you count? How long is an X? I. love you. Is I love you an X? >> Sure. >> Four. >> Oh, okay. >> Four I love yous. >> Oh my god. >> How many I love you for you? >> Oh my god. I love all my boyfriends. Um, no. But I've only had three serious. relationships in my life. Yeah. >> No. Yeah. Okay. I would say three. long-term relationships. Yeah.

>> Which one's your favorite? >> Well, my ex-husband. Yeah. >> You like him? We love each other. Oh, >> but it's just it didn't work out. >> I'm not getting into that. Let me take. another shot. [laughter]. >> Okay. But I did see the article about. you Duncan Soccer Boy. Can you tell us. about that? >> Mhm. >> Okay. What happened? >> Um, so nothing crazy happened. >> The comments were very nice, too, by the. way. >> What did they say? >> Gorgeous hottest girl ever. Way out of. his league. >> Oh, really? Looks like you should go. look at the comments of a young Sophie. Monk. Do you know who Sophie Monk is? >> Yes. Yeah, I do. Do you get that? No, I.

don't. I get Scarlett Johansson. sometimes. So. >> or Britney Spears. You got to see. You. tell me. >> What a life. I get Nick loven. >> OKAY. NO. I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED to him. [laughter]. >> Okay. Why'd you dump Soccer Boy? >> Um, you know, to be honest with you, it. was like. >> story broke yesterday. >> Story broke yesterday and Touch Weekly. picked it up in TMZ. >> Do you remember? >> Uh, yeah. She's like. Scarlet. >> Can you see a little Scarlet? >> Yes. >> Like I would say a mix of a mix of the.

two. Colin, is she like the [laughter]. hottest girl in the world? >> Yeah, I see it mix, right? >> You know what? Can I tell you who the. hottest girl in the world is? Honestly, >> who? >> After you. Number two. >> His girlfriend. >> You have a hot girlfriend? >> Insane. >> His girlfriend's so [ __ ] HOT. >> OH MY GOD, THAT'S AMAZING. >> You want to see her? >> Sure. >> Sure. >> It's insane. It's insane. She's too hot. >> She's too hot for you. >> No. No. Not for him. >> Do you love her? Are you guys going to. have babies? >> We will have babies. [snorts]. >> I'm so happy for you guys, guys. Oh my. god. It's pretty. Here. Look at that. See?

That's cute. Good for you. Look at you. Oh, she's cute. >> Don't [ __ ] it up. >> I won't. >> Oh, wow. She's really cute. >> I'll just cover very soon. >> You say that. You say it too. You just. said it. >> He loves that phrase. [laughter] How are. you going to like. >> But she is so beautiful. I haven't seen. her. >> You got to say it [clears throat] to. like the one girl in front of you. >> Oh, this is your [laughter] type. This. is what your ex looks like. >> No, this girl's way hotter than my ex. >> Oh, no. She's [ __ ] tea. Oh my god. Insane, >> right? >> I would What are you going to buy her. next? is I have some advice. She have a.

Birkin yet? >> Jesus Christ. >> Because you're so hot, do guys have to. buy you things to keep you around? >> I'm not materialistic and I'm really. rich. So, >> right. Would you date Broki? >> No, because I tried that before and it. doesn't work out. I ended up being the. provider, primary parent, everything. It's not that I don't respect him. It's. just like, yeah, talk nice to me. But. also, like, it's just the attractive. I'm just not attracted to that. like I I. can still love you and like, you know, I. can still respect you, but it's just I.

can't like fake what I'm attracted to. >> He's on his grind and he's on his way to. making. >> you like a masculine like I'm in. control. >> And that's what I'm learning. I was. [clears throat] in my masculine for so. long, like being the provider and like. primary parent, everything. Like I just. like was in fight or flight for so long. Now I'm looking like if I do decide I. want to get into a relationship, I have. to feel like I'm in my feminine. I love. a leader. I love a man that just doesn't. ask me. He just tells me.

>> Um I don't need to be gifted things like. I don't need to be provided for off the. bat. Nothing like that. I'm very hyper. independent and I like to stay that way. But I do like a man that just makes me. feel like. >> Thank you. >> I don't know plans things out and makes. me feel like I can turn off my brain. And I have not really found that yet. Um, and I'm not, like I said, looking. for that. But if there is, you know, someone who would change my mind, that's. what it would feel like, I think, just. to feel like I'm not in my masculine. >> Okay. So, the boys that you are [ __ ].

around with right now. >> Uhhuh. >> You're Houston boys? >> No, I do not [ __ ] any Houston boys. >> Oh, they're LA guys. >> Uh, you know, there is. >> Who's on the roster? Tell us about the. roster. >> I can't I can't get into the roster. My. roster. So, one thing about me is I like. very famous people. I like very famous. guys. >> Wow. Some people that you guys would. never even believe. >> No way. >> Um, >> can you tell us we'll bleep it out? >> No. >> Um, >> maybe if we get closer, you and I. You. and I. >> All right. What genre? >> Well, like I like athletes.

>> Um, uh, actors. >> Luka. We [ __ ] Luca Don. >> Oo, that would be T. But I don't like. white guys. [laughter] Uh, >> is he too hard to [ __ ] or do you like if. they're famous and depends how horny I. am? >> Wait, you would even [ __ ] Luca as a. white guy? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> SO, I'M COOKED. I'M I'm out. >> It sounds like you're out, Ryan. I want. to be honest. I'm going to be real. >> What? What was that? What was. >> You lost her at shriveled dick. >> Was I [laughter] mean, no, the ger was. right here. >> That's the old me. >> That's the old you. And it's cleared up. now. It's cleared up.

>> His dick's strong. He's got no. >> What about [laughter] a light skin? >> I love light skins. >> You [ __ ] Chris Brown? That kind of look? >> No. I probably wouldn't [ __ ] a man who's. beaten women before, but. >> Wow. That narrows it down. [laughter]. >> Kayla Williams. >> Sorry. >> Caleb Williams. Who's that? >> Brown's quarterback. >> Yeah, I would [ __ ] him. [laughter]. >> He's gonna be in a DM. >> Look at this right here, my friends. It's my new favorite thing in the world. Pure men lust. Say it with me. Pure men. lust. It is not a lubricant. It is a. pure unadulterated pleasure. Now, this.

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they want to take care of me to for me. to stop doing OAF so that they can I can. live with them and they can you know. everything like this. >> I agree with you. I think OF girls are. pulling more dudes than non girls. >> I think so because like we have a. sexuality and we have. >> a wild side guys love the [ __ ]. >> They love a [ __ ]. >> There's an art to being a [ __ ]. >> and also a woman that's independent. >> But at some point then they want to. control them. >> Yep. For sure. It's great in the.

beginning, but then they want to take. ownership. >> Exactly. >> And that problem said that just now. >> Look, you know what it is, girls. [laughter]. >> What is it, Ryan? >> Let me tell you, Mary D. >> Okay. >> All right. [clears throat] All girls. want the bad boy to be good for them. >> Uhhuh. >> And all guys want the good girl to be. bad for them. >> The good girl to be bad or the bad girl. to be good. Should we trademark that? >> It's a good idea. >> How about that, Colin? >> Well, I'm not sure which way it goes. >> All guys want Okay. All girls want the. bad boy to be good for them.

>> Yeah. [clears throat]. >> And all guys want the good girl to be. bad for them. >> Yeah. Because men want to think that. >> that's it. >> That's it. >> It's true. Because men want to feel like. the girl uh like they're the best thing. the girl's ever had. Their ego is very. involved. So they're like they're like, "Oh, like if she's been with a bunch of. guys, then what is she comparing me. with?" And what? But if they feel like. the girl is like being nasty for them, but she's like the virginal one, then. they feel like who's she comparing me. with is just me. And the girls want the. serial killer who would literally kill. everyone else in the world. only be like loyal to you.

>> Let me tell you something, Mary D. >> It's all ego. It's all trauma. [laughter]. >> Sorry to break it down. >> This whole body count thing. It's an. insecurity, right? Guys are scared that. they've had better dick and they're. going to, you know, >> as a competitive guy. >> Uhhuh. >> Kids an athlete. All right. >> You Yeah, he's he's got he's pulls. My. boy polls. >> Thank you. >> You get [ __ ]. >> I do I do my thing. >> Amen. >> You surprised? >> No. >> Thank you. >> I'm informed now. [laughter]. And now the gonorrhea is gone everybody. >> There you go. >> It's gone. And the blood flow is the.

blood flow is like this. Oo. >> Dick pump by the way is the main secret. >> Dick pump is great. No, it's very. important. [laughter] Yeah. No, it is it. is great. Yeah. >> But I like Hey, I'm authentic. >> I want to [ __ ] a girl who has a high. body count. >> because I want to be the dude that that. got the gold. You know what I'm saying? >> Okay. >> I want to compete in the Olympics. >> You want to set the bar? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's right. You [ __ ] 100 dudes. I'm. gonna be the best of the hundred. >> I'm on Instagram. >> You're the real athlete here. >> LeBron, did you hear that? LeBron, >> that's right. I'm [laughter] competing.

on the world stage. >> Something that your ex couldn't do. He. plays on the US. >> Super. >> I don't like a man. [laughter] I don't. like I don't like a man who's not. sledded out. They have to know. >> I love a [ __ ] man. >> So, that's how I feel like men should. feel about women. Like, you should know. like not [ __ ] like going [ __ ]. everybody, but like just someone who's. got like some knowledge. >> Yeah. Like minimum body count for a guy, you want him to at least have like. >> to sit there and be like 5 zero at. least. >> Oh my god. Okay. I'm from the south. Okay. I've only been doing Only Fans for. 4 years. That's crazy to me.

>> First, I'll show you us at Disney. >> My hair's short though. >> Yeah. I made it [music] short of. purpose. I give you a bob. [music]. >> Look in front of the castle. >> Then this is us in Paris. >> I propose. >> Okay. That kind of kind of. >> the boss looks good on you, eh? And then I said Harley Quinn and Joker. >> This one's the best one. >> Okay, Ryan, you're making me feel weird.

Why do you have short shorts on? Oh, look at the make out. >> Means like the date. >> Oh, this is AI. Okay. [laughter]. >> Had sex with 50 people? >> Wait, that's high to you? >> That's really high. >> 50? >> You have you had [clears throat] sex. with 50 people? >> 50? >> Oh, wow. >> One of my [ __ ] before prom night, baby. >> Damn. >> One of my employees last year, she was. only 21. And she told me her body count. was at 110. >> My [laughter] queen. My queen. You think. dudes aren't at 50? >> I don't know. >> I don't know if LA.

>> Oh my god. >> I have an extremely low body count for. what you would think. You'd think I'd. have a high one, but no matter what I. am, but I'm like, I would tell people. >> You get very classy and mysterious. >> Oh yeah, that's what people say. They. say how classy [laughter] I am. You get. very classy and mysterious. >> The class you're sniffing. >> And I would love [laughter] for you to. peg me. Anytime anyone asks me about my. body count, I always have to ask, "Okay, well, are girls included?" And. >> they're [laughter] not. Those are. freebies. >> No, girls. I have a high body count. Did. we [laughter] girls? >> No, queen. No, queen. You're.

>> made I made a new rule last week that. when guys have sex with escorts that. they paid for, it's a.5 body. >> Get the [ __ ] out of here, Ryan. I think. you should double. That's actually at. least a double. At least 10. >> No, it's.5 because they didn't earn it. >> Okay. At least 1.5. [laughter] No, it's. less. >> If I I would think of. >> No, because think about it. >> Well, for guys, it's like a trophy to. have a higher body count. That's what. you're saying. >> This is how many girls you can close. >> So, I would say you PAID FOR IT. YEAH, you had sex, but you didn't close IT. YOURSELF. IT'S A FIVE. >> SO, IF YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR BROS, it's.

a five. [laughter] Girl, I would double. it for me. >> Colin, you like that one? >> Five. And And you want me to blow your. mind? >> Does Colin uh buy prostitutes? >> No. Okay, that's a hell no. Have you. seen his girlfriend, you guys? Wait, you. want me to blow your mind? Colin, would. you say every single dude in LA has over. 100 bodies? Yeah, >> the cool the cool one. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The cool. >> At least 100. >> I know a lot of dudes in the thousands. >> Ryan, stop. >> I'm not kidding. >> So delusional.

>> I know. I think there. >> pretty sure my dudes have been. >> Okay. Well, you're not going to convince. either one of us to move to LA now. [laughter]. >> No, I'm going to stay in Texas. >> Yeah. Why? >> Because it's way more wholesome over. there. I like to like have my wholesome, very normal life. And I try to talk. about this a little bit so people can. understand my personality, but I have a. very wholesome normal like Texas life. Like I live on 1.5 acres. I have a. really nice house. I live on a golf. course. But when I need to come and be. [ __ ] I come to LA or Miami. >> So you're like it's like a Hannah.

Montana vibe. >> It's very Thank you for saying that. I. am Hannah Montana. >> Um and it is a very much I just like to. keep I have a very strong boundary. because I have a family. So, it's like I. just keep that very strong boundary. Um, I would never live here in LA. And. what's your sign? >> My sign is Libra. >> Oh, we're Libras. >> Libras are the best. >> Oh my god. Happy belated. When was. y'all's birthday? >> 22nd. 23rd. >> Oh my god. Mine was the 10th. 10th. When. was your birthday? >> Scorpio. >> 20th.

>> Look at that. >> How about that? >> Nice. >> No, I'm a Libra. And I. have no idea. I think I have a Leo. So, I actually gave birth to two Leos. August Leos. So they're like both Mariah. Care's like they think they're the. center of the world and um it just makes. sense because I am my own Mariah Carey. So I'm like I really like that. >> You guys think astrology is a thing? Really? >> I just think as I get older. >> when I talk to Barbie it is. >> No, I love people who are really. connected with that stuff because like. as I know. >> I love the real there's the real.

astrology and then there's like the BS. stuff where it's like oh your sun sign. is everything and like that's what I. think people are used to. Like men get. really like uh because but then I start. talking to them and telling them their. charts and their houses and their. degrees and they're like. >> okay that's weird. >> I there's masculine and feminine. energies in [clears throat]. something to me. What does Mercury's in. retrograde mean? >> Mercury has. >> everyone just keeps saying that to me. >> I heard in another direction. So when it. goes direct everything kind of things. with communication and things with the. technology they're going in a good.

direction but during the retrograde it. slips in the other direction. And so. communication, technology, like uh when. you're like all that energy kind of pops. up, the conversations you didn't have. the it it's an energy to work with. It's. not supposed to be like fortune telling. It's supposed to like show you where to. act. I saw a real today today. A fortune. girl saying Mercury's a retrograde, blah. blah. Don't be surprised if your ex. comes knocking on your door today. >> I told you she came back. >> and then she texted me and said the day. that she rang the doorbell. Hey,

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credits. We love you. Let's get back to. the show. Mercury's in retrograde. >> No, I said Venus is in retrograde and. Scorpio. Uh, where's where is she? She. come back. >> She said she said, "Uh, have you heard?". It was 10 minutes after she rang my. doorbell [laughter]. >> like a homeless person. >> Isn't that [ __ ] strange? >> That's crazy. How So, are you guys So, you're still talking to your ex or. you're like, "You're done." Cuz you went. through my phone. >> Yeah. Done. >> Oh, done. She's done. So, what happens. next time she rings your doorbell? Could. cuz then say I'll get [laughter].

I'll get that down for sure. >> She's pretty girl. So pretty. >> Venus [laughter] is eternally in. retrograde for him. >> Can you stop? >> She's pretty. She's pretty. She's. pretty. She's crazy. Anyways. Okay. >> And I'm perfect. So, >> baby girl. Okay. Uh I noticed that you. do a lot of anal. >> No, I don't. >> Which with your toys? >> Okay. Yes. [laughter] So, you just went. and bought a bunch of my videos or what? >> You know what? You got to get better. DMCA. >> Okay. >> Leaks. Leaks. Wait. Oh my god. That's.

horrible. I did just get a new DMC if. you're interested. Okay. You can give it. to me. >> Clean. >> You can't. >> I just got you can't even see your. [ __ ] foot on Google. Okay. >> Clean. >> [ __ ] I love having my Google. >> Yeah. >> Oh, there's a lot of stuff. >> You're pretty. >> Yeah. >> You good work. [laughter]. >> You're [ __ ] wiped clean from the web. You bad. >> [laughter]. >> No. >> When's the last time you had had the. sex? >> Um, I don't I don't have sex often right.

now because [clears throat] I'm really. >> Yeah, but you're in LA. This is where. this This. >> No, I have not had sex in LA. No, no, no. >> Not while you've been here this trip? >> No. No. >> Dates? You've been on dates? >> Yeah, sometimes I go on dates. Yeah, I've been on dates. >> Do you let guys pay you a [ __ ] ton of. money just to have dinner with them? >> No. I don't ever accept money in. exchange for my time or sex because that. makes me feel gross. I want to be. >> I'm okay with a girl doing it if it was. just for dinner. >> Well, good for you. But I don't I like. to be with people who I'm like. >> who I'm like giving you money or.

spending their money on you. >> Give it like hey five grand to have a. steak with me. Go [ __ ] eat with them. >> Um I like to be around people who like I. don't need in any way. Like that's the. only reason I'll be around you is like I. genuinely just love your energy and your. spirit and who you are and I'm sexually. attracted to you. So, if it's a. situation where I'm like, "Well, this. isn't worth my time unless he gives me. money." I probably won't go in the first. place. I've tried like being attracted. to a guy who's like a multi. multi-billionaire. Um, I couldn't even I. couldn't do it, you guys. I couldn't.

>> They're weird. What was. >> No, they were not weird at all. They. were super nice. Like, >> well, it depends if they're self-made. The trust fun. >> Self-made. He's not trust fun. No. >> Okay. The trust fun entrepreneur. >> How cringe are the trust fund richies? Rich boys. [clears throat]. >> I wouldn't even give them a time cuz. they're mostly white. Worst worst dudes. ever. >> Worst dudes ever. >> Tell me. >> What is it about the the chocolate. gentleman that. >> Well, IT'S NOT EVEN [laughter]. >> I'm curious. >> I love a chocolate gentleman. Um, no, it's not even that. I think it's just. like.

>> I don't drink tequila. >> Is it the bodies? The big wieners. >> Well, I love the big wieners. [laughter]. >> No, I think it's like the tall and just. different. I think that like. evolutionarily like my mind is just like. you are so different than me. Like if we. made a child it would be just a hybrid. super baby, you know? Like evolutionary. that's how my mind is working cuz like I. see white guys I'm like you could be my. brother. Yuck. >> Okay. You could be my dad. Yuck. Like. >> would you want more kids? >> Possibly. If I meet the right guy, I.

would I would definitely have kids for. the right guy. Yeah. >> I'm on the no baby train. >> I love babies and I love being. >> I mean this in a completely non-racist. way at all. I just kind of want my. little mini Ryan to look like Mini Ryan. >> Yeah. I mean, I have two white babies, so you know what I'm saying? She already. knows what her babies would look like if. they're white. She wants to play a. little bit in the. >> Okay, fair. Your [laughter] baby, but. you know what I'm saying, Colin? In a. non-racist way. >> In a non-racist way. Whenever you. preframe it like [laughter] an Asian. girlfriend, I'd be like, "Fuck, I'm. going to have an Asian kid that looks.

nothing like. >> No, you wouldn't. Because like when you. fall in love with someone, which like I. do think that might be a little foreign. to you. >> based on your history." No. No. Big. lover boy. >> Okay. All right. Well, he's a cancer. Whenever. >> Cancer Venus. Okay. >> Oh, yeah. Cancer. >> I love Cancers. Um, but I keep running. back to my ex. Still got love in my. heart for. >> Well, whenever you love someone, like. you don't It doesn't matter what they. look like. Like, not I'm not saying they. can be ugly. I'm saying once you're. attracted and you love them, like, you. want to create something that looks like. them too, you know? So, it's like.

>> not not just like, oh, yeah. As much as. you want, [laughter]. >> as much as you want a pure white child, which you know, more power to you. >> Is my boyfriend looks like my father. >> So, there's [laughter] that. >> My boyfriend look Aaron looks like my. dad. >> Well, let's get into this. >> It's a little Freudian. >> Yeah, he does look like your dad. >> He looks just like. >> No. See, I have a phobia. >> You know who her dad [laughter] is, by. the way? >> Who? >> Bane from Batman. >> T. Oh my god, your face is so beautiful, by.

the way. I can't stop staring at it. >> I am staring at yours as well. Very. pretty. Such a beautiful face. >> And you and you. [laughter]. >> We have several. Should we all wake up? >> You know what? This room is pretty good. looking right now. [laughter]. >> Especially this guy's girlfriend. >> I might be the bottom of the. >> T. We're at the bottom of this room, I. think. [laughter]. >> Can you not drive into. >> studs? >> Absolute studs. Yes. Anyways, Ryan, would you have children one day? >> Yeah. Yeah, I would love to have kids. >> You want to have kids? How many do you. want?

boy and a girl. Older guy and young. girl. >> Older guy and younger girl. That's. >> so you can protect her. >> Yeah. You know what I'm saying? >> That's sweet. Yeah. Wait, we were. talking about um the the zapping. zapping. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know. what this girl did to me yesterday? >> What did she do to you? >> Saturday. >> Saturday. >> Did you see this? She tased me. >> Look at this [ __ ] People believe this, Colin. >> Unbelievable. >> It was really sweet. >> I like how everyone else holds up. pillows so they don't get shot. >> Yeah. [screaming]. >> [laughter].

>> Stop. >> Isn't that crazy? >> STOP. WHAT THE [screaming] [ __ ] WHY'D. YOU KEEP DOING IT? >> WHY' you keep doing it? >> It felt like I did a mountain of cocaine. and and 120 m. >> I felt really bad because I actually. only tapped it once, but it kept. malfunctioning and going longer. And. then I could [laughter]. literally sitting there like this like. >> is it a malfunction or is that how it's. supposed to operate? Because you just. taste the one of them tased. It stopped. and then it just kept going. The guy had. to flip. They had to use like tweezers. to pull it out of my body cuz it goes in. you.

>> Wait, your eyes are so crazy. What color. are they? They're hazel and green, too. >> That's the most rarest eye color. Your. eyes are so. >> Speaking of tasers, what's the kinkiest. [ __ ] you've done? >> Um, so um I I have a couple kinks. They're not really that crazy. >> Yeah, you're so hot. You don't need to. get kinky. >> Okay. [clears throat] Well, but if I. wanted to, I could. Okay. Thank you so. much. >> You know, >> I have a breeding kink. [laughter] Yeah, >> I think everyone has a breeding king. >> I love a breeding king. >> Human nature, right? The best breeding.

king. And then I like to feel like I'm a. little sex doll being used. Like I'm a. little perfect doing really [ __ ]. things. >> Yeah, that's what I like. That's why I. like a very. >> Uhhuh. >> Those are those are my two. >> What about limp? What about limp bodal. being used? Cuz I like that better. >> No, I don't do anything like that. But I. like to feel like so I like to feel like. I'm being treated like like you guys. know I really like to be eaten out. I. like to be treated like I'm a perfect. little princess like at like you love me. or obsessed with me but like then like.

when the sex actually starts it's really. rough and you use my mouth use my holes. you know that's like you want to hear. what I say. >> Can I whisper in your ear what I say to. a girl and and it makes her come. >> and he's going to he's going to do it. like in the way he says it too. Let him. do it. >> Can I [laughter] come around? Do it. >> Can I come around and do it in your ear? >> Sure. >> And then you rate me out of 10. >> Rate you out of 10. >> Pretend you're getting fingered. Tell. me. >> Right. Tell me. Tell me if this would. turn you on or not. >> Okay. >> All right. >> I'm ready.

>> Here we go. >> I'm scared. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> He's [laughter] It's going to get It's. going to get a lot ticklier watching. Okay. Okay. This is long. [laughter]. It's a novel. [laughter]. >> Banger. >> No. So, to be honest,

>> ours was. >> No. No. To be honest, that's what I like. during sex. Like, I do like a lot of. talking. Yeah. >> I love a lot. I know. [laughter]. >> So I I think I need to be in a different. environment, but like no, I love a lot. of talking. I like to do a lot of stuff. >> So diplomatic. So Libra. So Libra of. you. PR actually. Uh no, but [laughter]. >> I do I love like a dirty talk. Like I do. a mean Joi from Marie D. Joi, you know,

honey. Yeah. Okay. Well, Ryan knows. that. >> You guys like [ __ ] in the shower? I. don't like. >> Not a huge [ __ ] in the shower. I love. taking a shower with like the person I. like though. Right after having sex. together. >> Sure, but like anytime. >> You know what? I find it awful, >> girls. [laughter] The hotter the girl, the hotter the [ __ ] steam in the. shower. What is that? >> Yeah, I know. It has to be so hot. >> What? Why? >> I don't know. I'm straight from hell, >> dude. The hotter the girl. K, you find. this? The better looking the girl, the. warmer they put the water in the shower. >> What is that? >> But not on her hair. >> I've had I've had some ugly girls.

before. >> But Noel does love it piping hot, >> dude. Cuz she's gorgeous. >> That's your girlfriend? >> Yeah, she's gorgeous. >> Mhm. I've had some ugly girls before. >> They go cold shower, BABY. [laughter]. >> They [ __ ] They do cold plunges. >> When the last time that you stuck around. to [laughter] find out, right? When's. the last time you banged an ugly girl. that YOU. >> YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? >> NO. Keep your mouth shut. >> HOW ABOUT [laughter] THIS? HOW ABOUT.

THIS? Two weeks ago, I've been on a on a hot. streak this summer. Okay. What does that. mean? >> Baddies only. >> Oh, tea. Okay. >> Okay. >> Hot girl summer. >> This has been my best era of my life. Past few months. >> Good for you. >> Good ones. Baddies. Okay. But I got stood up two weeks ago. Dinner. date. This girl from the UK. Sorry, Australia. We've been texting for DMing. for two [ __ ] years. Finally, she's in. town. Friday. Let's do dinner. I get the.

reszo at a sick restaurant. I'm at the. restaurant. Oh, I watched. >> you got stood up at a restaurant. I. posted this. Wait, let's get into it. Let's different girl. >> Oh, different. Okay. >> Yeah. [ __ ] that girl though, too. [ __ ]. you. Congrats. >> Oh, see. Yeah. Oh, she's very famous. Yeah. >> Yeah. I've seen her for a bit and then. she got married. Anyways, >> that happens. >> Yeah. So, so this girl just fully ghost. me. I'm at the restaurant. Dinner was at. 9:00. I'm there till like 9:42. >> They're like, "Uh, do you want to see a.

menu? Do you want to order?" Blah, blah, blah. I'm just sitting there like a. [ __ ] idiot, right? >> But then this other chick who's in town. who's not my best work at all. Definitely doesn't fit the quote of. where I've been at this summer, you. know? Hey, I'm in town. Want to see you. Want to see you. And I'm sitting there. like, oh my god, as if I just got stood. up. This is so pathetic, you know? I'. never been stood up before. It's really. pathetic. People are looking at you. The. [ __ ] server offered me a a magazine.

like this. [laughter] It's like you want. anything to read or. >> see. I love getting dinner by myself, but it's different if you're expecting. something. >> It's pathetic. It's pathetic. >> They can tell you're expecting someone. Yeah. >> So, I invite. >> the six, you know. [laughter]. >> I'm like, "Yeah, come. I'm I'm You want. to go to dinner? I'll be there soon.". So, I I bring the six and I have this. nice dinner with the six and we have. sex. Look what she posted on her story. yesterday. Yesterday. >> I screenshotted it. >> What's that? >> You screenshotted it? >> Oh, yeah. It's the weirdest [ __ ] that's.

ever happened to me. >> I don't think so. >> Look at this. Yesterday, by the way, this is why you shouldn't [ __ ] sexist. I'm not kidding. Look at this. This is your Instagram story. >> Hold on. Stop. Stop. I'm so scared. >> Read it out loud. >> Yeah. >> Selling my outfit from when I hung out. with it Ryan Powell. $800 for his. hoodie. $1,000 for the bottoms. slightly. worn and carrying many generations of. the Pound Pall.

family. >> Wait, I'm I'm confused. >> She's selling it and her [laughter]. >> she's selling his hoodie. >> that have his. >> and the the $1,000 for the. >> But why would they want to buy them? Who's buying this? [laughter]. >> Hey. Hey, shed some bitters. >> Hold on. >> Oh my god. Your ego must feel pretty. good though. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, >> but come on. >> Did you add it to story? >> No, I said delete.

>> You're scaring the ho. >> She said no. >> Oh, really? She. >> Why did you ghost her the next day? >> I gave her the unfollow. >> I gave her the unfollow after she posted. this. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I love an unfollow. Like I will unfollow. a weird. >> This was actually a combo. >> Stop. >> Oh, she put you on a close friend. That's sweet. [laughter]. That's D. >> Is that crazy? >> No, that's crazy. >> This was yesterday. How about that? >> Wow. So, you're maybe it's time to maybe.

you're. >> stick to the 10. I know. >> Well, yeah. Maybe just reel it back in. I mean, come on. >> How about that? >> You should have just enjoyed a solo. dinner. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, right. >> Like, [clears throat] take it out. >> Magazine, huh? >> TAKE [laughter] IT OUT. >> HEY, mysterious lady in here. She's. back. >> She's back. All right. Well, hey, [clears throat] great episode. Anything. you guys want to share before we close. it off? because we went we went over our. time. >> Oh, Aaron did ask that I share a barista. story with you. >> I would love to know more about the. barista stuff. >> Shout out Aaron. [laughter].

>> So, there was a regular for years. He. was already just very odd. One of my. girls warned me that he had asked her to. see what she tasted like. So, he gave. her this little vial and $100 and she's. like, I just had my boyfriend jizz in. it. And I gave it to him. >> Oh my god. >> So, I had heard this. So he came to me. asking for the same thing. So I did the. same thing. So this man has now bought. >> two vials of sperm. [laughter]. >> Sperm knows what he's doing to it. So it.

was like a little inside joke. We. started calling him coffee creamer cuz. like what if he just uses it as like. creamer in his like. >> he definitely does. Yeah, he definitely. [laughter] does. >> Yeah, that's a good one. I love that. >> Yeah. Tea. >> Great episode. Did you have fun? >> I had the best time. I had the best. time. >> I did. I did. That was a fun episode. >> Super fun. >> Love that. [laughter] Love that trick. By the way, Mike and I love you. >> Love you. >> Great show. Love you. >> Thank you guys.