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like don't even let it get to that point. unless I'm super interested in that. person. So, if I'm interested in them. and they're at that point, I'm. >> But don't you feel like you kind of have. an obligation to be part of that club? >> Well, I think men should have an. obligation to out, but they don't. So, [laughter]. >> the No, they do. Now, >> ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan. Out. [music]. >> I can't sing, but welcome to the show, BABY. LADIES, WELCOME BACK TO YOUR. FAVORITE PODCAST. THIS IS TURTLE TALK.
I'M YOUR HOST, RYAN P. Number one adult. show [applause] in the world, [cheering]. does baby. And we're going to do it. again next year. BIG SHOW. TODAY, MY. BROTHER, ONE of my favorite. Africanameans. He's one of the greatest boxers in the. social media game. He's been doing. social media 10 years. One of my first. friends I had in LA. Never had an. argument with him TILL HE REPPED THE GUY. THAT I FOUGHT, PATRICK CLARK JR., >> YOU beat him. That's That's all they. had. >> I love you. And then he rep Bobby, who. got his ass kicked, too. Yeah, >> you got to pick better people to rep. >> Okay. No, no. I'm I'm just a loyal.
[ __ ] So, it's just like if they. really if they pay me, I'm doing it. >> They want to maybe fight. They want to. put me and Bobby together. Maybe. Yeah. How about that? >> Do it. >> Yeah. >> I'm going against you again. [laughter]. >> This is a min aka Malcolm Mon. >> Why the [ __ ] did [laughter] you Why' you. do that? >> I don't know. >> Okay. All right. Let's go. >> And then two beauties today managed by. Moxy Management. Honestly, of all the. OAF agencies in the game, and there's so. many, Moxy has probably the specialest. place in my heart, great guys that own.
it, great guys that run it, and the. girls. >> are all beautiful. They have pretty. faces, nice bodies, >> they behave well, >> they stay out of drama. There's. something about the Moxy aura that has. this certain standard of upper class. >> Classy, beauty, >> glamour. >> Wow. So many adjectives. >> I really [laughter] just Moxy's got it. figured out. >> Yeah.
>> This is our look. This is what we do. You know, you can think of a Moxy girl. and it's this. Shout out Moxy. Management. So, we got two beauties from. Moxy. >> We'll start over here. She likes to go. by Jack. >> Yeah, Jackie. >> I prefer Jackie. >> Yeah, that's fine. >> She's got some of the biggest boobage in. the game. >> Oh, wow. >> Jacking [laughter] up to Jack. >> Jack. >> Say what up to Jackie. >> Yeah. >> And then this baddy over here. This is. what a sweet little angel. How tall are.
you? [laughter]. >> 411. >> Unbelievable. >> Yeah. And then what do we got going on. over there? >> What do you like tattoos? >> No. >> Oh, [clears throat] this. >> Nope. >> What? Tits. >> Tits. Oh, [laughter]. >> for 411 girl. That's crazy. >> Just built different stuff. >> And they're real. >> One of their top earners. One of the top. earners on the platform. I think both of. you, right? >> Both doing very well. >> We're both doing well. >> Crushing. Caitlyn Kremes. [applause]. >> Do a fun little quick show. >> H.
>> So, you you're from New York, you said? >> Yes. >> Okay. Who's better, New York boys or LA. boys? Who do you want to have sex with. the most? >> Well, I've had the most sex with New. York boys. Yeah. I think I don't think. I've ever actually had sex with an LA. boy. >> They're terrible. >> Do you want to start? [laughter]. >> Maybe tonight. Maybe tonight. >> You live in New York? >> Yeah. >> Okay. And you're here visiting? Yes. >> For Halloween week. >> Yes, of course. Can't miss it. Yeah. >> How's New York Halloween? >> I actually haven't been like to like a. New York City Halloween ever. Like I've. never seen it. >> LA owns Halloween. >> I agree. It's always been fun.
>> Yeah. >> The craziest parties always. >> Yeah. >> And how about you? Who you having the. sex with lately? >> Nobody. >> Really? Why? I'm very very very. selective. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. More than just. >> You know what? Can I make a suggestion? [clears throat]. >> Sure. >> I've done the whole selective celibate. weight thing [ __ ]. >> Much happier just having sex. >> Yeah. [laughter] You got to be. >> You literally have to be a [ __ ]. Honestly. >> Yeah. I mean like to each their own. >> My friends that are [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> are much happier than my friends that.
aren't. >> 100%. >> Oh, I'm taking a break. Quality over. quantity. Blah blah. Looking finding. myself. >> [ __ ] off. [laughter]. >> Okay. Okay, >> go. Go [ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> I promise you have a good night. You. probably been having bad sex is what it. is. [laughter]. >> Not really, honestly. I just think for. me it matters more about a connection. >> And I mean that. I'm just saying that. >> Like I I just don't look at sex as. something like super like transactional. >> No, fair enough. >> Doesn't mean more. >> Fair enough. Yeah. >> And I agree with that. >> How about you, Mrs. Creme? >> You know,
>> um I just vibe. Whoever I vibe with, if. it goes there, I like to make men come. home with me, but then we just cuddle. Yeah. No make out, nothing. >> No make out. But then I stopped them and. I'm like, I'm just going to go to bed. now. >> Okay. Sleep. >> When guys take you home, >> I'm sure first thing they want is access. to those girls, right? >> Uh-huh. >> What do you do? >> They can hold them, but like nothing. else. >> Okay. Yeah. >> They can't see them. >> No. Not if I not in the mood. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, that takes a special. connection to even. >> to see them. Yeah.
>> Wow. >> They're they're special. >> They are special. [laughter]. >> When did you get them? Did you get them. super young? And were you bullied. because of them? >> No, I wasn't bullied, but I I didn't. really show them off though. But. >> dude, that's a very common thing. >> Yeah, >> big boob girls hide them. >> Well, my mom was always like, "You got. to put them away." So, I never wore. shirts where they were like out and. about, but I did have to wear. >> So, no one really knew. >> You could still see them, >> right? >> Yeah. No matter how much I tried to. cover them, they're still seen. So, >> yeah. But it's very common that the.
girls that first get the big boobs get. bullied. >> because all the other flat chested. girls. >> Lucky that I didn't. >> jealous. Yeah. >> Does that happen to you? >> No, I didn't get bullied for them. >> Our favorite brand we've ever worked. with is Fansley. Fansley, we [ __ ]. love you. And I hope all our Pillow Talk. fans love you, too. Everyone, if you're. not on Fans, go on [ __ ] Fans. It's. unbelievable what it is. Just so you. know, quick description. It's like those. other websites where a girl sells stuff, but there's a for you page. You get to. discover new girls. They get to sell. things that they can't on those sites.
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start having you know boys? >> Boys. >> Yeah. >> I was when I lost my. >> Me too. >> Oh, >> how about that? How about you? >> 18. >> Late bloomers. >> Yes% you. >> Wow. Good for us, >> dude. I meet people. [laughter]. >> They're like 13. >> Good for us. I meet LA people. They're. like Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ]. What the [ __ ] [laughter]. And dare I say, the late bloomers. thrived. >> and the early bloomers dipped. >> I also agree with that.
>> Huh? >> Right. >> All the dudes that were [ __ ]. >> What are they doing now? >> What are they doing now? >> A lot of them are fat now. >> They're fat. >> Look up on [laughter] barista. >> Look, we're over here. [laughter]. >> I'm talking dudes. >> Watch this. Watch this. Call Zoom on. live. Con, I bet you're a late bloomer. >> 15. >> Same. [laughter]. >> For Fans. You on Fancy?
>> Oh, >> Moxy. You're not partner with Fans? >> No. >> Lock it in. >> Lock it in. >> Lock it in. Uh, what's your strangest. customer request you've had? >> Um, the dirty underwear is always funny. The bath water. >> You mail it to them. >> No, I've actually never done that. >> But they ask you for to mail it to them. >> The dirty socks. The used underwear. Like not washed at all. >> Yeah. What do you think they do with. those? You know, >> sniff them. Jerk off to it. >> Jerk off with it. >> Yeah, literally. Yeah. Gross. >> Comrade. >> Yeah. Ew,
>> Jackie. >> I'm trying to think. One time someone. asked me to do like a cosplay. It's not. that weird. As like a genie and like. play a certain song. >> Like I did it, but it was [laughter]. it was nothing crazy though. It was. like, >> you know what I find interesting about. uh Strange Customs is they always wanted. clothes. They don't care about the. nudity. >> Well, he wanted to me like a genie. thing. [laughter]. >> What is that genie thing? >> To be honest with you, this was a few. years ago. I forget, but it was just. like a a certain thing he wanted on. It. was like a nothing crazy. It was like. clothes. It was clothes, but I forget. what it was exactly, but it was like a. certain part of a certain like show he.
wanted me to play. >> So, I did it. >> I find the one like what is it? The. giant dress like where you like stomp on. them. So [laughter] funny. >> That's really common. You know. >> which one? >> Like giant test or just a lot bigger. than that. >> Oh, I'm crushing you. Yeah. >> 0.5 phone down here. Forget about it. >> Unbelievable. Mhm. >> Or like the men that like to be like. >> you know what I think about a lot. >> I wonder is it if people that we're. friends with. >> that are ordering these weird customs. >> That's what I think about.
>> cuz they're so desensitized, >> right? >> Mhm. >> And every girl that does OF has weird. customs. >> Mhm. >> And we know so many pe And we know so. many Who is it? >> Yes. [laughter]. >> Like is it Kane? Is it Shirley's? Who is. it? [laughter]. >> You know who is it? >> Regular dude. >> Is it college? [laughter]. >> Right. >> Your daytoday guy. >> Who? Who? >> You can't meet up in there.
>> I think it's like. >> that's what we think it is. >> Married men. A lot of married men. >> Teachers married men. >> And then how did they get to the such. specific custom? >> Was it a story that happened very. similar to them as a child? Did they. just kind of try everything else and. this one's working? That's what I. wonder, too. I think about this a lot. >> I can tell. [clears throat]. >> No, I really do. >> I never want to make someone feel bad, though. As long as they're like not. disrespectful, I try to just be really. open. >> Sometimes I'm at parties now and I'm. when I'm meeting people and I'm like,
are you the weird customer? [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. >> Funny. >> Should I think about what you guys work. all day? [laughter]. >> All right. All right. All right. >> Different. >> We're judging. We're. >> okay. Now, when you have a guy. >> Mhm. >> they always ask I I assume both of you. for the titty [ __ ]. >> I don't like that. I don't like titty. [ __ ] personally. No, I think it's really. boring. I don't know what to do with. that. >> I agree. It is awkward in a sense. >> And I get nothing from that. Like.
actually zero from that, >> right? And then in porn, you know, girls. are moaning while doing it. >> They're lying. They're faking it. >> Yeah, of course. >> They're just doing it. >> What the [ __ ] are you moaning for? Yeah. [laughter]. >> It doesn't feel good. It feels like. nothing, actually. >> Yeah, exactly. It's kind of stupid, isn't it? >> I agree. I think it's really stupid. >> So, you don't you you say nigh nigh. >> I honestly don't get really asked that. much, but if they do, I'm like, I'm not. into it. I'd rather do something else. >> Right. People definitely personally. [laughter]. >> and for me, I just like don't even let. it get to that point unless I'm super.
interested in that person. So, if I'm. interested in them and they're at that. point, >> but don't you feel like you kind of have. an obligation to be part of that club? Well, I think men should have an. obligation to eat me out, but they. don't. So, [laughter]. >> guys don't eat you out. >> No, they do now. But when I was grow, like when I was a younger, I thought it. was normal if a guy didn't want to do. it. So, I was like, "Okay.". >> Hey, what is it about black guys don't. eat out? >> Oh my god. >> Whoa. Hold on. [laughter]. I eat the box. Yes. I love eating [ __ ]. >> You guys, for those who go both.
[laughter] ways, every girl will tell you black guys. don't eat [ __ ]. >> That's crazy. Respectfully, >> you said both [laughter] ways on both. >> What does that mean? >> No, listen. >> Light-kins lightkins eat [ __ ]. >> Confirmed. [laughter]. >> Black guys don't. >> Confirmed. >> Wait, do you not [ __ ]. >> I've never [ __ ] a black guy. >> Oh my gosh. >> Bissa, have you Chelsea? Black team. Okay, so [laughter] Hey, hey, hey. >> I've [ __ ] a black girl.
>> So, no one here has had their [ __ ]. eaten by a black guy. [laughter]. You guys could be my god. All right, listen. I feel like y'all should all get. in a line. I should just eat box. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] set. What the [ __ ]. >> Train, but. do you guys agree with the this this. schedule for uh for first night hookup? Okay. >> Mhm. >> Make out. >> Mhm. >> Finger. >> Mhm. >> Jerk. >> Mhm. >> Eat out, [ __ ] sex. Three positions. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Missionary, girl on top, finish doggy.
That's a one. >> Honestly. Yeah. Honestly. Yeah. No, that's a great line. >> So, next day, right? >> Yeah. >> There you go. [laughter]. >> You thought about that. >> He's got it down. >> That's the science. >> Yeah. >> About. 18 minutes, maybe for the whole thing. >> 18 [laughter] minutes 34 seconds. >> Do you time it for the whole for the. whole thing? >> Am I wrong? >> I don't know. >> That's a one night stand. >> Some men come really fast. So, >> yeah. You know something? You're my age, right? You're in the. >> Yeah, we're the same. >> You're in 92, right?
>> Yeah. No, 93. 93. >> Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. Let me tell you something. What? This year out of nowhere, bang, coming. fast. [laughter]. >> Don't know why. Don't know what happened. to me. >> You think it's cuz of your age? >> I don't know. I think it's since I. started. >> It's just your theory. >> No, it's since I started taking peptides. is the only difference I made in my. life. >> Okay. >> It did something to my body. I don't. know what it is. >> It's the only change I've made. >> Mhm. >> Out of nowhere. Boom. Boom. Boom. 30. seconds. I've been good my whole life. 34. [laughter]. >> I'm just coming in like two pumps. Wait,
are you in love with the girl or like. >> No, no, no. One night stands ugly girls. Nothing. >> Ugly girls. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> Damn. No. >> Something's different in my body now. And the only difference I've made is is. take the peptides. Yeah, >> it's the peps. >> It has to be the peps, right? >> I'm still I'm still. >> I don't know what it is. It has to be. the peptides. >> It might be the peps. >> It has to be. >> just not eating. [laughter]. >> Damn. >> I used to have to think of Adriiana. Lima, you know. >> But like what's [laughter] the what's. the time frame though? Like what is it. like 5 minutes? >> No. Wait. No.
>> He said two pumps. What the [ __ ]. >> That is like, babe, we beat it. [laughter]. >> We beat it. >> So, like one, two minutes. >> Yeah, >> Ryan, come on. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, do you like beat before like to. >> No, I can. >> [ __ ] it. >> Because then I don't find I get full. erections. >> if I beat before. >> But the [laughter] second time it always. takes you longer than nut. >> Yeah, I know. But I'm not getting that. big nice juicy. >> dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, do you. think, but I'm saying, do you think that. she would rather you last longer and you.
not get your full thing? >> Great, great question. Really great. question. Would you prefer a less full. erection? >> Uh-huh. >> Longer sex. >> Uh-huh. >> Or a nice full erection. Quick 45. seconds. >> I mean, I think it's [laughter] like a. compliment when a guy comes really fast, to be honest. I think it's like an ego. boost. No, but then I get annoyed and. cuz always like the second round it. takes way too long. Like you guys just. like you're either 1 second or like 45. minutes and there's no in between. >> Yeah. Right. >> Yeah. >> There's got to be. >> it's annoying. Like 10 20 minutes is.
perfect, >> right? >> Yeah. >> It's hard for me to net. >> It's bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> The last girl I [ __ ] didn't even net. and I had to fly away from Miami. >> Never once. [laughter]. >> Home. No. No. I only [ __ ] once and. then like it was the type of thing to. >> You're sober, too. >> Yeah. >> Dude, you have no excuse when you're. sober. >> Yeah, I know. 100%. >> It's awkward, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. And then she's like, she's. like, "Oh, like I don't want to like do. it in front of my roommate and blah. blah.". >> And you use that [laughter] as an. excuse. >> No, she used that as an excuse. So she.
like sent him away. We [ __ ] for like. 20 minutes, couldn't. And then um they. came back and I had to Yeah. I had to. stop. >> It's Isn't it awkward to be like, "Hey, I don't think it's going to happen.". >> Yeah. >> So awkward. >> Yeah. But I think it's because I hold my. nut. Cuz when you hold your nut cuz you. don't want to nut fast, it takes you. longer to nut and then Yeah. >> Isn't that edging or whatever that is? >> Yeah. But then it it's like basically. nutting. So then it's like Yeah. The. second time out. >> you jerking off a lot these days. >> No. >> Wait. No. A lot. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter].
I'm joking a jock. >> You jerking off. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Boxy AI. >> I'll show you us at Disney. I give you a. bob. Look in front of the castle. >> This us in Paris. I suppos. >> the Bob looks good on you, eh? >> This one's the best one. >> This is pretty hard. Okay, Ryan, you're. making me feel weird. Why do you have. short shorts on? Wa, the titty, >> bro, look at the make out. [laughter]. >> Means like to date. >> Oh, this is AI. Okay, >> Foxy AI code pillow talk. 100 free.
credits. >> I'm not jerking off anymore either. >> Oh, no. I'm jacking. >> Are you? >> Yeah, [clears throat] I'm Cuz I'm I work. once a week. >> Me, too. Once a week. >> That's why you're coming fast, by the. way. >> Yeah, >> you used to jerk off to porn all the. time. Now it was desensitizing you. That's why you're coming fast. because. I'm jerking off less. >> This is your normal amount of how long. you last now. >> Yeah, that's your baseline. [laughter]. >> Okay. Okay. >> So funny. >> Okay. >> Look at the doctors right now. >> How about you girls? You guys uh. >> a lot? >> Uh yeah, I do personally. >> daily.
>> What's your What's your system? What's. your routine? >> I like my rose toy. >> The suction one? >> No, it's just like literally like a. tongue that vibrates. >> Tongue? >> Yeah, it's like Yeah. >> Isn't the rose the one that it's red? >> Yeah, there's like two versions. I have. the better one with just. >> What's the What's this one with the. tongue? What's that? >> It's a It's a rose and it has a tongue. that just paper. >> It's a tongue. >> No one loves a rose. >> I've got my friends to buy the same one. >> Wait, I've never seen the tongue. What's. that? >> It's just sticking out of the rose and. it has like a little thing attached to. it. Like.
>> you know what she's talking about? No. And then how fast is it? You. >> You can change levels that your finger. [laughter] What's your favorite level? Use your finger. >> Use I I don't think I can move it that. fast. Like. >> Oh, so it' [laughter] be going. >> It'd be going. Yeah. >> How many times you ripping that? Honestly, I'm a really horny person. Probably like five times a week. >> Oh, okay. Okay. That's. >> You thought she was going to say a day, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Depends. >> That's good. >> How about you, Jackie? >> It depends [laughter]. >> for me. >> Yeah. [clears throat]. >> Yep. >> Wait. No, but wait. No, you got to.
answer it. >> I did. [laughter]. >> Hey, big boob girls. Let me ask you a. question. >> What sucks on your boobs? >> Mhm. >> Does it do anything for you? >> No. It makes them happy, though, so. that's good. >> So, it's just for the dude. >> Yeah. I don't. My nipples aren't really. that sensitive. >> Yeah. Sometimes like there's some. sensation in the nip area, but a guy. sucks on a tit. It's just for the guy. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Interesting. I thought it was for both. >> I mean, I'm sure everybody's different. They really like it. >> Did you not think it was for both? >> Yeah. Well, some girls it is for both. >> Well, some guys like their nipples.
because we only nut if you're. [clears throat] sucking on their tips. >> You know what? Normalize this [ __ ]. >> No. Don't normalize that. A man asking. for me to suck on his nipples was one of. the worst nights I've ever had. [laughter]. >> Yes, I have. And I don't I don't. Unbelievable. >> Have you had this con? >> NO. >> A [laughter] GIRL SUCK ON your nipple. >> You've never had it. >> Brother. Brother. >> He's family. >> This is a crazy one. Arguably the most. underrated play in the bedroom. >> for a girl to suck on a guy's nipple. >> I don't think I can get behind that. It's always really hairy, too. Like.
there's a lot of hair going on. >> Okay. How about your your your booties. eating? You like that or no? >> No. >> You like eating the butt? >> No. I will never eat butt. >> That's going to be a negative. >> I've never gotten my butt. >> Really? >> No. Well, I'm not touching. >> You got your butt. >> Be a lot cooler if you did. [laughter]. >> I'm glad that it would be cooler, but. I'm not doing that. >> Oh my god. >> You got to lock in, honey. >> No, I don't have to do that. I don't. want to. It's gross. >> You like that [ __ ] don't you? >> You sick. >> Eating ass or getting my ass. No. [ __ ].
no. Ryan, no. >> I THINK IT'S NICE. [laughter]. NO. >> What's better? >> What's better? >> Ass or nipple? There's nothing better is. what I'm saying. >> Okay. But assen. >> as a treat. >> It's too good. [laughter]. >> Not every day. >> No, definitely not. >> You know, once every six to eight weeks. >> Six to eight weeks. So specific. >> No. No. I'm talking ass now. >> Yeah. For a guy. >> Yeah. Ass eaten.
>> Yeah. >> Well, no. He's saying. >> Let me ask you this. K. >> You rip it like that. >> Oh my gosh. >> Oh wow. >> Oh my gosh. [laughter]. Not not on all four. >> There's no There's no. >> There's no cool way to do it. >> There's no way to [laughter] do it. >> That's the thing. >> Just accept it. It's weird at first, like when you're first getting into. >> There's no way to do it. Cool. >> You know what? Kieran Lee, shout out. Kieran Lee, >> told me there's one cool way to do it. >> Oh, >> and it's standing against the wall.
[laughter]. >> Oh, >> and she's on her knees. And I said, "Of. course.". >> 100%. >> Why haven't you thought of that before? No one's thought of him [laughter]. except everyone's GOING LEGS UP. >> THE man went legs up. >> Why did we say they're standing legant. in. >> Doesn't this make sense? >> Yeah, that's specific. >> No one's doing it. [laughter]. >> I've never seen it important. >> You should bring it out. >> It's a good one. And then the girls on. the knees, which is the classic [ __ ]. position. >> Mhm. >> It's like kind of feminine though.
>> No, you like pop the hip. It's like. >> Yeah. You had a hip-hop. >> Yeah, it's kind of gay, right? Well, no. [laughter] He's like thinking. >> I mean I think that's less gay than you. having your legs up. >> Yeah. >> But. >> all fours is. >> Oh yeah. That's awesome. [laughter]. >> You're you're I don't want to say the f. word. >> What's the less gay way? >> Less gay way is like you're stuck in the. laying down and then they lift it up and. they shove your face down there and make. you eat their ass like. >> Oh my gosh. >> Like that. [laughter]. >> Yeah. You just pull it up. >> That's the way. >> That's it.
>> That's the way. >> There you go. >> Figuring it out. Good chat. >> Good chat, >> brother. [laughter]. >> So, when's the last time you guys were. involved in uh sexual activity? >> Last week. >> Yeah. With who? >> Probably like 20 uh like literally to. the like to the time right now. >> Yeah. A week ago today. >> How about you, Jackie? >> We like to keep that under wraps, you. know. >> Mm-. >> Yeah. >> No, we don't. >> I do. >> Open book. >> I [ __ ] my ex two nights ago. >> Awesome. >> And how did that go? >> Terrible. Oh,
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>> The thing is Yeah. >> orbit around the same areas. >> No, it's just in Miami. >> Yeah. >> No, don't know her. >> Yeah. >> She's great though. >> She's great though. >> Yeah, she's great. Just my just just her. type. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> What are your types, girls? >> I like I like white men and men. Oh, I. like. >> I love Weians. I think. >> Good pick. >> Yeah, >> good pick. Any specific type of Asian?
>> No, it could be any Asian, honestly. >> I I have my Asians ranked. >> Oh, really? Yeah. >> Give it to me. >> Okay, I want to hear your Asian rankings. first, actually. >> Um, Vietnamese. >> Okay, >> great choice. >> Yes. Uh, Filipinos, cuz I like the like. darkest top for me, too. >> And um, one more. >> Dude, he's a he's a connoisseur. >> Yeah, I love I used to love um or not. used to love Asians. That's crazy. [laughter]. I love Asians. And then um from left. field, Laos Low Asian. >> Don't know it. Don't know it. >> Yeah. Well, I grew up in Fort Worth,
Texas. There's a lot of Laos people. walking around. >> Okay. Don't know that one, >> but I don't know what it is. Me either. >> Good to know you. Wow. You. >> the eyes are little. >> You know your [ __ ]. >> You know the vibes. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Insane. >> Look, no disrespect at all, >> but the bottom of the barrel. >> Mhm. >> for Asians, the Chinese got to step it. up. It looks. >> Japanese are way better looking than. Chinese. They just are. >> I went on a date with a half Japanese. >> They just are. Let's call it what it is.
>> I would go Korean, but you know, stereotyping. >> Korean got to step it up. [laughter]. Korea's definitely got to step it up. >> But Chinese, you know, there's billions. of them and I've yet to see a hot. Chinese person. >> So untrue. >> Yeah. Not true. >> No, there's some fine Chinese. >> Japanese. bodies. Vietnamese, Philippines, Balines, Indonesians. >> Oh, Indonesians are really cute. >> Actually, I don't know how Indonesians. look. >> I was in Bal.
>> Ty. >> Lady Boys. >> Oh my god. [laughter]. >> But they're the finest [ __ ] lady boys. you've ever seen. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] crazy. >> What's going on with lady boys? You guys. been to Seven? >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> What's going on with that? >> They're really accepting over there. They like they welcome and it's you know. it is what it is and they accept it. >> You've seen Lady Boys? >> I've seen Lady Boys. >> You've been to Thailand, >> huh? >> You've been to Thailand? >> Oh, no. No, no, no.
>> Okay, >> I'm going I'm going into. >> So, I got I went to a rub and tug. >> I don't know what that is. >> A rub and tug. >> A rub and. >> a rub and tug. Yeah. No, I don't know. what that is. >> Okay. It's a [laughter]. >> It's a massage parlor basically. >> where they give you a hand job at the. end. Happy ending. You've heard of? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, you got a happy ending. >> Okay. very po. There's millions of them. in LA. >> Oh, >> I would say LA is probably the New York. actually. New York probably has the. most. >> LA's probably got the second most. I'd. say Vegas, actually. >> Mhm. >> Top three cities. But anyways, the most.
in the world is in Thailand. >> Okay. >> There's a million rubbing tugs. >> everywhere. >> And one of them I got I went every day. It was 12 bucks. >> No. So cheap. [laughter]. I feel so bad. >> You get hour massage and then you get. tuggy. Fantastic. I didn't. But let's. [laughter]. >> So I me and my friends we went six of us. and then I got my tuggy. >> like all together in a line. >> Well, we all went with our home girl, [laughter]. >> right? But like were you guys in the. same room? >> No. >> Okay. >> No, separate rooms. >> cuz I was like in the same room with my. friends. That's why I asked. >> What? Oh, you got your bean flicked?
>> No massage. Just a [laughter] classic. >> Cuz they do that in in in Thailand and. Bali, too. >> Yeah. >> Which is very interesting. I think I. think we're late in the Western world. >> The bean flicking. >> How well are they doing it, though? >> Apparently, girls are liking it. >> Really? Y little guys doing it or little. women? >> Probably women. >> I think it's women. >> Probably both. >> I don't know. >> [ __ ] I forget honestly. I think it's. guys. >> It's guys. Jacked men. [laughter]. >> Yeah. So So anyways, so I I go I go get my tuggy. We all get.
our tuggies. >> Okay. >> We walk out and then everyone goes, "Ryan, your chick's a dude.". I go, "Hey, you have penis." And she goes, "Oh, yeah." [laughter]. And I got I got jerked off by a lady. boy. Didn't know. Thought it was a. chick. >> Was it good? >> Not gay. >> Mhm. >> But a dude jerked me off technically. >> You finished. >> Is that the gayest thing you've done? >> This is new information, by the way.
>> This is Yeah. Never told this one. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Well, >> you heard it here. >> So, you know, >> I'm glad you felt comfortable to tell us. this. >> It is what it is. >> We're friends. We're all friends here. >> No, the gay gayest thing I've done was. the the [ __ ] on stage. Of course. >> Wait, what? >> In in uh Spain when I was on stage. >> Oh, >> well, you got a [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> By Lady Boy. >> Transgender. Yeah. >> I don't think that's gay though. >> That's gay. >> Thought it was a girl. I thought it was. a girl. >> Oh, no. It's not gay. >> Exactly. >> But it's still the gayest thing you've. done. >> It might be the gayest thing you've. done, but I don't think it's gay,
>> right? >> Because Because they look like they're. women. >> Thought I thought it was a chick. Unless. you're sucking the dick, then it kind of. like might change. >> I thought it was a chick. >> Mhm. >> So, you know, anyways, >> how do you find out? >> You want to know the story? >> All right, check this out. >> Uh-huh. >> In Barcelona, there's a place called. Baghdad. It's still open. >> Okay. >> It's €250 to get in. It's a live. interactive sex show. >> Everyone said, "Don't Google it. Just. go.". >> Kazumi told me.
>> You went there? >> No, she told me to go and I didn't go. But yeah, I was there. Yeah, cuz you. were in Barcelona. You didn't do. Baghdad. >> No. >> She said, "Hey, just go, right?". >> Yes. And she's like, "Don't Google it.". Cuz my friends didn't want to go, so I. didn't go. >> Oh my god. >> So Chasemore, blame him. >> Chase didn't want to go. >> Nope. >> Wow. Okay. >> I went and it's four, it's a 4-hour. show. >> Damn. >> And what they do, it's a circular stage. with about 50 80 seats around it, spins, and they pull people on stage and they.
do things with them sexually. So they. give you [ __ ] on stage, they let you. [ __ ] they massage you, all this [ __ ]. they squirt on your face. It's a whole. cabaret, >> but with it's a live interactive sex. show. I didn't get picked all night. I. have my hand up like this. [laughter]. >> They say our grand finale 10-minute. [ __ ] in a chair. [laughter]. They pick me. >> and then I get in the chair, condom on. the deck. >> Okay, >> [ __ ] And I'm looking on the voice.
[laughter]. And then the grand finale, they do this. every night. Show's been going on about. 15 years. They sit me down. Then they. bring out a drum roll guy. And then the person that just gave me a. [ __ ] rips their track pants off and. has a huge dick and they go and looks at. me and goes, "You're gay.". >> Oh my god. >> And then the music comes on. >> Oh my [ __ ] god. >> That's the finale every night. >> Wow. >> How did you feel about that? You should. have Googled it. Honestly, now I would.
have been cool with it. >> Yeah. That's why you can't Google it cuz. they everyone's like, "Don't go. Don't. go.". >> Yeah. >> They did this to me, you know. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. >> That's like traumatizing. >> That's why Kazumi tried to set you up. >> She said, "Don't Google it. Go.". Exactly. >> Kazumi. >> Exactly. >> [ __ ] you. >> It's It's the best prank to pull on. someone. >> That's crazy. >> Go to Baghdad and and try to get part of. the finale. It's the best prank. >> You know, I would go home and I got. [laughter]. >> I got got that way. So, anytime your. friends are going to Barcelona, tell. them, >> "Okay,
>> do Baghdad, go. Don't do it." Exactly. Yeah. >> Damn. >> You know, but uh. >> I'll write that down. >> Now, [laughter]. I'm very [clears throat] comfortable. with, you know, whatever. >> Mhm. >> But this was in 2011. >> Before transgenders, I even heard of. them before anything. >> They were there. >> different times. >> Mhm. >> So, at this time, my friends were like, "Ryan got from a dude." You know, this. is before transgenders were very popular. and stuff. So, I was traumatized. That's. crazy. >> At the time, now I'm accepting of it. >> It's one year at a.
>> Yo, literally. Exactly. >> Yeah. >> Exactly. >> Crazy. >> I had two bodies. Third one was a dude. [laughter]. >> So, what you going to do? Anyways, any. uh traumatizing experience for you guys? >> Where do I start? No, I'm kidding. Um. traumatizing. >> What's the body counts at? Can I guess? >> Take a guess. >> Eight. >> No, it's more, unfortunately. >> Really? >> Mhm. >> Okay. 11. >> lower. >> Wow. >> Lower. >> My bad.
>> Why did you say that? >> Hey, ready for you? >> 400. >> Lower. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> You're like way lower or. >> 400? Yeah. >> Between two and 400. >> 100. >> Really? >> Mhm. I expected more. >> I'm a modest guy. >> You're honest. >> Yeah. >> You know, there's one. [laughter]. >> I kind of want. >> Oh, >> you want one of my exes? Yeah. >> Is it the one that I'm thinking about? >> Yep. What do you think about that? >> [ __ ] her. I don't care. >> She's been looking good lately. >> Did you get her on the show?
>> No, not yet. One of your ex was looking good. >> You can talk about it. >> The girl whose car you crashed, >> you [laughter] can talk about it. >> Okay, listen. [laughter]. >> Anything you want to say to her? >> Um, Megan. Megan Rain. >> Megan Rain. Listen, I didn't crash your. [ __ ] car. Whoa. >> Um, >> I thought you crashed her Cadillac. Escalade. >> No, it was a uh the Tesla Plaid, brand. new. She only had it for like probably.
like three weeks, but I didn't crash it. The drunk guy that ran the red light. crashed into me. >> Oh. >> And I was driving her friend to go get. food. >> Oh. >> But she blamed it on me. >> Oh. >> SHE'S LIKE, "YOU PROBABLY HAD IT IN. AUTOPILOT. SUCK MY DICK, BRO.". >> And that's why you broke up. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> but someone ran into you. >> Yes. Two sides to every story. >> Yeah, there you go. >> I always heard that he crashed her car. >> Interesting. >> Always heard. It's a [ __ ] talk. Yeah, it's a talk. Yeah, [laughter].
>> that was gossip. That was juicy. That. was juicy when that came out. >> Yeah, it was a lot. >> She just got a brand new car and he. crashed it. Come on. That was juicy. [ __ ]. >> No insurance. [laughter]. >> No insurance. That was juicy. >> Bad bad. >> Was it like totaled? >> Yeah. Done. Done. Skis. >> You know what? I think that was good for. you cuz you you were kind of getting too. in love for a sec there. >> Yeah, I was. >> Like a good thing though. >> cuz when you fall too in love, you stop. chasing your dreams, you know, >> get fat. >> Yeah, exactly. True.
>> No, it really is. It's true. It's true. >> It's very true. >> Yeah, it's very true. >> No, but the right doesn't happen. >> We have a lot of friends. >> It's true. >> I missed it. >> When you fall too in love, you stop. chasing your dreams and you get fat. >> It's not true. >> That's right. >> Most people. Not true. >> Your first couple loves. How about that? >> Yeah. >> There you go. >> Most people. >> Most people. Yeah. >> I disagree. >> But I feel like LA people are kind of. different though. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz we're all narcissist. >> Yeah. Yeah. And everybody's hustler. But.
>> everywhere else it's like Yeah. It's a. [ __ ] automatic. >> You live here, Jackie? >> Jersey. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> We're East Coast. >> Do you guys know each other from back. home? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> You live close by? >> Yeah. >> Okay. What's the difference between. Jersey people and New York people? Well, I'm from Long Island, so. >> I don't see I don't know what that. means. >> I hear that. >> You know where the Hamptons are. >> Okay. >> It's like the same. >> around there. >> Yeah, but the Hamptons are out more, but. like I grew up like. >> And what's Rhode Island? >> Not related to New York. [laughter].
>> Okay. >> Different state. >> Okay. Okay. Tell me the hierarchy of. cool kids of towns in New York State. >> In New York State. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I know Long Islands like. Hampton's is like one of the richest. >> Okay. Hence has is you're those are dope. people. >> Summer New York City people. We [ __ ]. with them or they're kind of weirdos. >> I love New York City. I like the. >> Okay, sick. Brooklyn people are what? >> Brooklyn people are usually like very. like artsy. >> Okay, got it. Queens.
>> kind of irrelevant. They're just like. further from everything. >> Okay. >> There's a lot I think there's a lot of. Italians in Queens. >> Staten Island. >> Yeah, like Staten Island. >> also irrelevant. >> Yeah, I'd forget that. It's just like. >> off the map. You know, like there's no reason to go. to Staten Island unless you're driving. through it. >> Why are Jersey people so proud to be. from Jersey? >> Cuz Jersey is the best. >> Is it? >> Yeah. Cuz it's like down the south you. have the beach and it's totally. different. And then I live like North. Jersey, so closer to the city. >> Dude, Jersey people rep the hardest. >> They do. They do. >> Yeah. I'm from Jersey, [ __ ].
>> What does that mean? >> I'm not from Jersey though. >> You know, people say that to me. I go. >> like, okay. [clears throat]. [laughter]. >> Weird name drop, bro. >> Weird name drop. >> I'm from Jersey, bro. Is that Is he. trying to flex that? They have the best. >> Respectfully. Respectfully. >> Yeah. No, it's cool. Um, yeah, Jerseyy's. the best. >> Is Jersey Shore people like still. celebrities over there? >> No. >> No, >> they I give them credit though. They. like really pushed that out for many. years, but they're No. >> Is that how people are? >> No, that's like down the shore. It's.
different. That's That was like, you. know, played up for TV and all that, but. it's not really. >> But it's a lot of Italians, right? >> Yeah, there are. >> Okay. >> Italians, a lot of Jewish people, a lot. of everything. That's why I like it. You. have everything. It's. >> very direct. >> Italian men. How do you like them? >> I love Italian men. >> Yeah, they're hot. >> But they're like too close with their. moms all the time. Every time. >> So close with their moms. >> They're good-looking as [ __ ] though. >> They are. They're hot. >> sometimes. >> But they're always way too close. >> But they cheat the most, too. >> Yeah, for sure. I've been cheated on by. both men.
>> Italian men are the biggest cheaters. We. all know that. >> From my personal experience. Yes. >> Yeah. 100%. >> Yeah. I have an ex-boyfriend Italian. cheated. >> It goes Italian men and then it goes NBA. players. Yeah, [laughter] NFL is bad. >> NFL is crazy. >> NHL is bad, too. >> Athletes. in general. >> How often wait, what like percentage of. men have you dated that cheat, do you. think? >> Well, I've only been in two I've only. been in two long-term relationships and. they both cheated on me, so I guess. 100%.
>> You broke up with them both? >> Yeah. >> Good. >> We don't take that. >> No. [ __ ] that. >> Was it right after they cheated that you. broke up? [laughter]. >> Sorry. What? >> Was it right after they cheated that you. broke up? My first love, my first. boyfriend cheated on me. He tried to. hide it though and then he like debuted. their relationship on my birthday like. post like fully like dropped. >> while you were still in a relationship. >> No, like after we broke up, but like he. denied. >> How long was the uh era between? >> Um well, this is like his girl best. friend. >> Ah, that's. >> Yeah. So, and they were like caught like. in the bed together while we were dating.
and stuff. >> How'd you catch him? No, like he like. faced No, he sent me like a Snapchat of. them watching like a movie on their bed. on one his like bed and I was like, "Why. are you guys on the same bed together?". And she read the text message cuz it. popped up on like the Mac that he had. >> and like I didn't know for sure that. they was like actually cheating yet, but. >> they started dating like directly. >> We always get caught. >> 100%. >> Y'all ain't slick. You think you you. think you are, but. >> girls are slick. >> Girls are so slick, though. >> Slick as [ __ ].
>> Yeah. >> I've never cheated and I never will. So, I can't relate to that. No, >> you girls have cheated. >> I've only like I guess technically. cheated when like the relationship was. over and I didn't know how to break up. and then so I jump into a relationship. before the relationship ends. So, that. is cheating and I'll never That's fine. That's I'll never do it again. 100%. [laughter] cheating. >> That is cheating. That is cheating. >> I would never do it again. I'm an adult. now. >> That's Call that I call that a new. >> I'm already checked out. I told them. >> checked out mentally,
but we're still like kind of coexisting. >> All good. All good. >> That's just me being a coward, so I take. accountability. >> So, you've been a perfect angel? >> No. >> Okay. >> But like for a while I there was like. one time I didn't know I was dating. somebody like and they thought I. cheated, but other than that, >> really his communication was horrible. >> His communication was horrible. [laughter]. >> It was his fault. But but like all my. long-term relationships and stuff, no, I've never cheated. >> Not since I was in a relationship. I.
could be in a relationship for 10 years. and never ever ever cheat. I'm really. solid. >> Actually, can we get you on for two. seconds? I want to tell you something. I. want to film your reaction. >> [ __ ] No, me cheated. >> You're really going to laugh at this. >> Am I going to laugh? >> It's going to be a really good reaction. Just two seconds, please. >> Can you guys give her a seat for one. sec? >> All right. So Sonia. >> Yeah. >> posted a really hot picture the other. day. >> Uhhuh. >> And I commented on it at CJ.
>> Yeah. >> Let me get a turn. >> cuz we have this inside joke that he's. going to let me [ __ ] his girl. >> Okay. >> Then CJ starts a group DM of me, Sonia, and CJ. >> Uhhuh. >> And he says, "You can [ __ ] my girl, but. you got to trade one for me. Who you. got?". >> Okay. And then Sonia said, "Chelsea, question. mark." And CJ said, "Down all cops." And. I said, "Yeah, she did." [laughter]. >> And I said, "She would never." And Sonia.
said, "Lol, she would never. She's so. sweet.". >> I would never. I am so sweet. >> I thought you'd die laughing. >> You're going to train me [laughter] to. CJ. [gasps] That's like my worst. nightmare. >> Exactly. So, that's what I wanted you to. say. >> Yeah. >> Yikes. >> That's all that combo happened. >> But I love Sonia. >> Yeah. Shout out her. Shout out to Sonia. She's amazing. The combo happened a. couple days ago. >> Just thought you'd want to know. >> Great. [laughter]. >> That's all. All right. Well, anything. you want to share? There's the show. >> Anything you want to share to the world, Kayla Crumbs? >> Um, I don't know. I have no idea.
>> Jackie, you going to fight some? >> Um, yeah, hopefully. >> Yeah, January. I don't know. >> Still training? >> Yes. Oh, I just trained right before I. came here. >> Customer. >> You did? Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I got off the plane, went. straight to the gym. >> You still enjoy it? >> Oh, god. >> I love it. I love it. >> You're doing pads and everything? >> Yeah. I tell you, I have like a weird. kink of getting hit in the face. >> Oh, you like you like the fighting. >> endurance sex anything. Yeah. Yeah. >> Why you do boxing? >> Me and. >> No way. >> Yeah. We'll tessle it. Yeah. 100%.
>> So So in a like in a real fight, you you. don't mind getting hit? >> No, not at all. >> So you get a boner? >> No. [laughter]. >> Don't get a boner. >> Cuz to be honest, it's the one part of. boxing that I don't like. >> Yeah. I [ __ ]. >> It just feels like nothing, but it's. like a like adrenaline. Like I don't. know how to explain it with. >> with or without head gear. >> Both. >> Really? Eh. >> Mhm. >> [ __ ] me. >> I don't feel it. And then even like. >> like what if when you get hit in the. back of the head? >> Yeah. I don't get hit in the back of the. head. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Cuz you're not supposed to,
>> right? >> Well, but Patrick did because he was. that was his first match. >> Yeah. He was hitting me in the back of. the head. Yeah. >> But. >> and [ __ ] it. Rocked me. >> Threeweek concussions. >> Yeah. Yeah. I told him I told um I told. him I was like, "Bro, Ryan's going to. get tired. Just chill out." And he was. pushing and [ __ ] biting you and [ __ ]. >> Thank god cuz I didn't have a third. round. [laughter]. [gasps]. >> All right. Well, thank you girls. Amazing. Did you have fun? >> Yes. >> Thank you for having me. Was that Was. that respectful? >> Yes. >> I didn't cross the line too much. >> No, you're fine. >> We're good girls. >> Okay. Good.
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