CATALINA WHITE EXPOSES HER EX (W/ ZACKASS)

He was in the dream and it was so. magical. And I called my friend in the. dream, Sinatra Monroe, and said, "I had. Johnny Sins my dream. Like, is it that. good?" And she's like, "Yes.". >> Mhm. >> Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan. [screaming]. [music]. >> I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME. BACK TO YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST. THIS IS. PILLOW TALK. I'M YOUR HOST, RYAN BOW. THE NUMBER ONE ADULT SHOW IN THE WORLD,

BABY. [cheering]. [screaming] IT'S A BIG ONE TODAY. HOLY. WE'VE BEEN wanting to have this girl on. for probably 2 and 1/2 years now, but. her godamn psycho weird, crazy, toxic. ex-boyfriends has been. our our friendship, our working. relationship, and our podcast that we we. should do together. Thankfully, she's. now single, broken up. She's here and. and she's in a jolly mood. Dare I say. your your your aura has gone up.

>> I'm glowing. >> Yes, you are. >> So, welcome to the show for THE FIRST. TIME. CATALIA WHITE. >> WOO. HI, GUYS. >> GBY name, by the way. >> It is my gubby name. >> GBY [clears throat] NAME. >> CO-HOSTING TODAY. THIS MAN IS actually on the pillow top. team. And I'd like to gift you. what we just got in the mail today, Zach. our ABN for best podcast, honey. >> Oh my god, this is crazy. Pull it out. Pull it out.

>> Okay, look at that. >> Here. Big deal, honey. >> That is. >> That's the Oscars of. >> That's wild. >> Look at that. Best podcast. >> Woo. Let's go. >> We better three this year, Catalina. >> Hell yeah. >> Let's go. >> And they're nice and heavy. They're. heavy as hell. >> Yeah. >> Congrats. >> Congrats. Yeah, [laughter]. >> this man here is in the new gen of. Jackass and I would say you are the the. >> probably the most famous person on the.

cast is you know excluding the OG's. unbelievable walking around with this. guy. >> Yeah. >> Famous as. >> really everybody knows everybody loves. Jackass. >> Everyone in the world and this guy's. very recognizable. You see him once you. know him for life. >> Yeah. I have a very recognizable shape. >> Lovable guy. >> You do? doesn't give [laughter] a Yeah, that picture of you in the suit. So. cute. [laughter]. >> But he killed it. You did unbelievable. I would say you were you were the best. of the new cast in in the new movie. You.

and Poopies. >> Thank you. >> Abs. It was really good. So congrats on. that. You was in Jackass 4.5. forever and best and last. >> Yep. [laughter]. >> Right. And now he's shooting a new Hulu. show. >> Yeah. >> Which is unbelievable. So welcome. OH, THIS IS ZAKASS. >> WOO! >> All right. >> Let's lead away. >> Let's go, Ryan. >> Single. >> I know. Can you believe it? >> Yeah. Yeah. You're so hot. >> I'm so excited to be here. >> Oh, I can't believe how hot you are in. person. >> Oh my god. I love you.

>> Yeah. >> We're going to have fun. >> Pardon me. >> We're going to have some fun, right? >> Oh, yeah. [laughter] Something else. >> Buckle up. >> I thought I heard something else, too. >> So, Kina, you've been single since May. >> Yeah. A little. You know, I could. literally tell just by how much better. your content's gotten in the last few. months. [laughter] You've been locked. in. >> I have been locked in. >> You know, you used to post like one good. reel a week. >> Yeah, right. >> Now you're dropping 14 a day. >> I am. That's right.

>> You're on fire. >> I'm on Fuego. >> Yeah. And the people are loving your. >> I know. Cougar content is always. >> You know what? You have your own. sticktick. >> I do. And people aren't even having the. balls to copy it cuz it's kind of ballsy. content. >> Yeah, it is. >> Like you have balls. >> Yeah, I do. >> It's a lot of effort. You You have like. an actor dude full outfit. >> Mhm. >> New mansions usually every time. [snorts]. >> It's a lot of work. You're. >> a lot of work. I make You're not just. doing this. >> No, no, no. No Tik Tok dancing. I just.

make up my own skits and just do my own. thing. >> You do it every You film every day? >> No, I do it in like bulk. You you'll. just rip like the whole Sunday. >> Yeah, I'll do like two days with my. assistant usually and we'll do like 120. or a little bit more. >> How do you come up with all your ideas? >> I literally write them. I just sit I. have a day where I sit and write stuff. down. >> Do you take stimulants to help? >> No, I don't. >> You just raw dog it. >> I just raw dog it, man. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Sober. >> Sober. >> That's impressive. >> I put music on. I do put music on and.

I'm like, "All right, what's funny? What's like what's something relatable?". You know what I mean? How can I make it. two at the same time? You know what I. mean? So, >> what's the best ones? The real estate. ones. >> So, I used to do this thing which I call. walk-ins. It's where I just come in and. I say something like what POV what every. man wants to hear. Those are what went. super viral and like everybody stole my. >> I'm ovulating. Come pump. >> everything. You know what I mean? Like, honey, I'm home. Get your out. You know. what I mean? Like real basic stuff and. that like went super viral and so many.

people copied that. >> Yeah. Everyone copied that. >> Yes. Everyone copied that. No one's. copying the whip one yet. >> I've had a couple people copy the whip. thing. A couple big people copy the big. We'll say afterwards. >> Let me guess. [laughter]. >> I've seen some whip people, you know. >> Yes, I've seen the whip thing and then. like the real estate. I've seen people. just completely rip verbatim what I say. for the real estate ones that like go. ultra vi like super viral. You know what. I mean? >> We have a girl blowing the up. She's.

AIing herself into our videos and she's. at She went from zero. She's at 250K. followers. It's only our content and. she's like she's good. >> Uh-huh. >> But like that's is it's got to be. illegal. >> Wait, she's pretending she's here on the. podcast. >> No, no, we do when we do our skits. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. And it's like, >> wow, that's insane. >> People, bro, >> AI is a little wild. Yeah. You know, >> and you know what? We had our own stick.

also. Yeah, >> we were the first ones to do all that. like sucking toes in public and. >> that stuff is hilarious. >> Catching it on Snapchat, you know. >> I love the Snapchat stuff. >> Yeah, right. >> Yeah, I do that too. >> People in with that now, too. >> The the disgusting toe stuff you guys. do. >> Yes. [laughter]. You know, >> I love it. >> And let me tell you something. I don't. give a. >> I know you don't. >> about about feet. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're not. a feet guy. >> Like I think you have nice feet. >> Yeah, I have nice feet. small and little.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. You're so um what's the word. for. >> I don't want to say. >> you're so. sexual. >> I don't think that's [clears throat]. >> You have peel. >> Yeah, I'm sexy. >> You are. >> I'm fun, but I'm funny. I'm like. >> I'm kind of like one of the guys, >> you know what I mean? But I'm also like. >> You're wifey, >> you know? I'm I I am wifey. I was wifey. for a long time. >> I would totally I'm wifey. >> Honestly, I would totally date a girl. like you. Yeah, we're just fun. >> If you could copy paste girls like you.

>> Can't. >> Yeah. >> So, sorry. >> Why are you funny though? Were you ugly. growing up? >> Um, no. [laughter] You know what's funny. is my brothers are super funny. My dad's. really, really funny. And so, you know, I feel like. >> you had to keep up with the. >> I had to keep up. I had to keep up. I. feel like that's where I got it. My. brother's like the funniest person in. the world. >> Yeah. When did you decide to go holy. mirror package? >> Um, you know, this is newer. This I did. like maybe 2 years ago. >> Very nice. >> Yeah. But I love. >> in the B cups two years ago. >> No, no, no, no, no. I've had more than.

one boob job. >> Oh, >> yeah. I went from like a C to a D to. like a triple D. >> Oh, you went three times. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Are you going to go again? >> No, I won't go again. This is it. >> Wow. It's like an addiction. >> It is a little bit. You know, I love big. >> Have you noticed your your life getting. significantly better every time they get. bigger? >> YES. [laughter]. >> I swear to God. I'm like, if you want an. guaranteed ROI, get bitter. >> You know what I'm saying? Yeah. >> And you rip the cleave almost every time.

you're out. >> No. No. >> Oh, why? >> No. I'd like to like even if you're not, you know, if it's covered, you can still. tell I have big and I have a small. waist. So, it's just like. really nice waist. >> Thank you. Yeah. >> I've had two kids, too. [laughter]. >> You have two kids? I didn't know that. Yes. >> How old are your kids? >> 14 and 11. >> Oh, they're like humans. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Mhm. They're big. >> So, they know what you're up to?

>> Yeah, kind of. >> Are they on social media? >> No. >> No. My kids like go to a hippie school. and there's no tech for them. >> No one's Has anyone. >> No, no one's ever done that. >> Oh my god. Do you fear the day? >> No, because they don't go to that type. of school. Like, they just don't. The. parents know what I do and no one says. >> Aren't you scared that there's going to. be a picture of you in his locker one. day? >> No. >> Like, you know, >> it just doesn't go to that type of. school. >> Wow. >> Like, it just doesn't happen. >> Wait, they're private. >> It's private and it's tiny.

>> Okay. >> Yeah. I won't give any more information. >> Yeah. Those boys don't even like know. how to jerk off yet. Those private cats. >> Yeah. No, I mean, we've had like nephews. be like, "Auntie Cat, I Googled you.". You know what I mean? And I'm like, "I'm. going to go tell your mom.". >> But what's up with using the GVY name? That's crazy. >> So that's because when I started, I was. wrestling and I was I was like managing. with my ex-husband Jay Hager. So he was. a wrestler WWE for like 20 years. Jack. Swagger. >> What was the the marriage? The years. >> we Oh god, the years I I don't know.

>> like 2011 I think we got married. 2011. And then uh I don't know like 3 years. ago we we got divorced. Three or four. years ago. >> Co just killed it. [laughter]. >> Co killed it. Yeah. I mean other things. we won't discuss but we have a really. good. >> everyone's relationships. >> Yeah. Yeah. That was tough. Too much. time together. >> You hate them. >> Yeah. >> Like. >> it was tough. >> Every little thing they do off. [laughter]. >> That's just what happens in marriage too. though, you know.

>> Yeah. >> Well, I will say being with someone. who's on the road, like when you're. wrestling for WWE, you're gone almost. the entire year. >> Yeah. You're on a tour. >> You're on a tour the entire year. People. think that with wrestling there's an. offseason. There's no offseason. >> Yeah. Right. >> Yeah. >> If you're one of the main dudes on Raw. >> Yeah. You're gone. You're gone. >> And then they also do the side shows, right? >> Yes. Like Okay. >> Off camera shows. >> Yes. Those are called dark matches. >> Oh, I'm so sorry. >> How dare you? An unprofessional. [laughter]. >> I'm so sorry. >> Um me, mommy.

>> You're so bad. >> Yeah. Um [laughter]. Um Yeah, they do like house shows, too, that aren't That's what those are called. too that you're talking about. But. there's other like there's other there's. WWE and there's AEW. That's their. biggest competition. So when Jake went. to AEW, I did some stuff with him there. like kinderg. >> Yes, I did do a match when I was at WWE. I was like. >> that's so sick. >> Sailor James was my wrestling name. I. did a lot of dark matches which were.

>> dress like a little cute boat girl. >> No, not really. Like James I did do some. like cute nautical stuff. You know, my. my move was going to be the dropping the. anchor, which was like a uh jiu-jitsu. move. >> So, why did you only do one match? >> I did more than one match. That's just. the one that you can find on the. internet. Like, I did a bunch of dark. matches. Yeah. And I did a lot of. announcing, too. Like, that was one of. the things when I got signed. Um, I was. doing jiu-jitsu before that. Like, I. love doing jiu-jitsu. And so, I was.

like, they're like, "Hey, do you want to. wrestle?" And I'm like, "Yeah, I guess, but I'd rather do like the interviews.". That's what I wanted to do. I wanted to. be the backstage correspondent. I'm good. at talking. >> And they're like, "Of course, that's. what you'll do.". >> And then you get there and they're like, "Get in the. >> You're wrestling. [laughter] You're. wrestling seven days a week.". >> You know what I mean? Like you had like. Sunday off, but Saturdays you were. wrestling at like carnivals and bars. >> Wait, that's how the NXT. >> Yes, that's how NXT was before it turned.

to NXT before they changed it. >> to like fairs and. >> Yes. Okay. >> We're like carnese. >> Like injured wrestling. >> I didn't, but like everybody does. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They get sore. >> Yeah. Well, I feel like at the time, too, the girls were really competing. with like do the coolest over-the-top. moon salt into like, you know, something. crazy. And I'm like, let's just pull. each other's hair, guys. Like, why are. we doing so much? >> Hey, let me ask you a question. >> Yeah. >> How in is the WWE.

>> like with everybody hooking up? Yep. Yeah. That's pretty I'd say that. >> Yeah, cuz you're on the road together. >> You're on the road with them more than. you are home. >> Oh, yeah. >> Like for real. >> Everyone be. >> Everyone be. >> And is there a lot of uh the divas doing. together? [laughter]. >> IS THAT A fantasy for you, Ryan? >> Yes. >> No. No. I don't I don't know if that. ever happening. Actually, not on my. watch at least. >> Who was the who was the biggest dog? >> I can't tell you that. Well, I know that.

back in the 80s Ric Flair. >> Ric Flair, he's still out there doing. [ __ ]. >> right? 90s probably Shawn Michaels. >> I don't think so. >> Probably The Rock. >> He's still like that, I'm sure. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, >> 2000s. I heard on the lowest key. Undertaker's a dog. >> Oh, really? I never heard that. >> He's married now. >> Yeah. I've heard he does his thing. lowkey. >> I don't know. I don't know about that. I. feel like No. >> No. >> I feel like No. >> Okay. I don't I don't know. >> Uh.

>> Randy Orton. >> I love Randy Orton. His wife is such a. hottie. >> There you go. Cuz he's a. >> His wife is a badass, though. >> And then uh now [clears throat] it's got. to be Roman Reigns. And and and uh Cody. Steel. >> You're a fan. >> Yeah, I'm a wrestling guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Who's your girl? Who's your diva you. like? Or they don't call him that. anymore, but who do you like? >> I think I the Trish Stratus 462 times. >> Oh, nice choice. >> Thank you. That's a classic. >> And uh Stacy Keebler,

>> another classic. >> Yeah, I love her so much. >> Yes, I love that. >> Yeah, they used to just get it. [laughter]. >> They used to get it. >> Cuz this pre for me. I didn't know how. to get. >> Yeah. >> So, you know, Monday, right? Monday. night Rob would be on and then Stacy. Keeler would do that long leg getting in. the ring thing. I'd be like, "This is my. only time I can.". >> That's all you needed was some some long. leg and you're like. this. [laughter]. I love that. >> Are you on Fansley? >> I am. >> Love Fansley.

>> I'm new to Fansley. I've had it for. maybe like 3 months or so. >> Fans is awesome. >> I love Fansley. >> This is a for you page, bro. >> I know. I love the discovery and I love. that they're friendly because I do a lot. of dummy for those naughty little boys. >> And you know what? How nice are the. staff there? >> I love it. So great. >> For real. >> Fans love you. Uh code pillow talk gets. you 20 bucks to spend. >> Hell yeah. >> Um okay. Uh your strangest customer. request test. I love role play. So I'm. like. >> the best. >> I'm like the weirder the better. >> Oh.

>> yeah. >> How weird are we talking? >> You want to know a real weird one I just. got? >> I love it so much. >> This guy was like I want you to be a. T-Rex. [laughter]. >> Yeah. I want you to be a T-Rex and I. want you to use your tiny arms to me. off. >> Oh my god. [laughter]. >> Did he have a micro? >> Yes. Yes. >> Right. So he wants your little arms and. his little. >> Yeah. I had another guy ask me to do an. interrogation scene, like full cop get. up, like leather jacket, serious sick.

>> I loved it so much. I was like, "Yes.". Okay. >> Hey, do you use your good customs and. sell them to the rest of your fans? >> I don't because I see their name too. much. >> Oh, that's very kind. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Do most guys owning customs say like say. my%. >> You have to. >> You have to. >> Yeah. >> That's the point of a custom. >> 100%. >> You know what I mean? You want to like I. get a lot of ones. That's probably my. number one because I I love. >> carnosur. [laughter]. Aren't they wonderful? >> They're the best. >> Are you on anything to protect the You.

have a little goalie down there? >> Nope. >> Wow. >> Don't you. >> just like to. >> just Russian roulette? [laughter]. >> So exciting. >> So exciting. >> Do you rip the plan B skis or. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I also track. my my cycle like so I know. How. important is that? Really? >> I just like to make sure my cycle's. regular, too. So then I just happen to. know like, oh, I'm ovulating. Like this. is my window, so like don't me.

>> Okay. But is it true that while you're. on your period, you can still get. pregnant? >> Because you start ovulating afterwards. >> Yeah. Right. >> And then they say, "Boys, boys, boys, >> egg is out. Let's pull up." That's real. >> That's real. >> Okay. That's crazy. >> Yeah. So you got to be especially if. like you're a young guy and you got that. good, you know, >> the best. [laughter]. >> You got some good swimmers, Ryan. >> I've had two pregnancies. >> Stop it. Are you serious? >> Yeah, bro. >> Wait. I didn't know that was a thing.

>> Exactly. >> Wait, hold on. >> Apparently, it's. >> Hold on. Are you sure she was pregnant. by you? [laughter]. >> Because. >> I hope so. She was my girlfriend. I. don't know if I've ever so. [laughter]. h. >> Have you ever heard that happening? >> You know what you know what? Listen to. this. Okay. >> I've never heard that happening. >> Okay. Listen to this. Here we go. This. is for you.

>> Okay. I think the whole Yes. Hey Chad. go. >> How common is it to get pregnant from. if you pull out to a. Okay, there we go. You won't believe this. >> Oh my god, >> it's risky. It's possible, but it's not very common. Okay. Okay. Well, uh, four out of 100. couples. >> Okay, so she definitely had someone.

else. [laughter]. Okay, we're just going to go ahead and. confirm that. I'm so sorry. >> LOOK AT RYAN. YOU'RE RIGHT. LIKE, [laughter]. my old friend. >> You're so right. [laughter]. >> What an idiot. >> Yo, I think every LA girl I've dated has. cheated on you. >> Oh my god, that's so sad. See, this is. why I I get married. [laughter].

>> I feel like the. >> Did you get cheated on in your marriage? >> I did. >> Yeah. Just cheating. >> I don't know. I'm not a cheater at all. I love monogamy. I You know what drives. me nuts is people like you do Only Fans. You I'm like, first of all, I'm a solo. content creator. And second of all, like. I have not had many ever. I don't I'm. not in mainstream. No offense. I love. mainstream. I watch it. I enjoy it, but. I'm not in it. I'm not taking a bunch of. so I like one all the time. Rockh hard. Thank you. >> I'll tell you something. There is an.

epidemic. >> There's an epidemic. >> of girls in Los Angeles. working. >> We won't say names, >> you know. [laughter] 2500 an hour, 10K. overnights, you know. >> Damn. >> Is that what the rate is? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ]. >> 96%. of LA girls, I'd say, are doing it. >> Wow. >> You know who's not? >> Who? >> Of girls. >> I know. >> That do solos in their bedroom. >> Exactly. So, we make enough money.

You're just being greedy at that point. So, you know, you know, people are like, "Ryan, how could you date a girl that's. showing her?". >> Yeah. E on the internet. Hey, man. [laughter] My boy just a girl for 1,500. bucks last night. >> She's a prostitute. >> Exactly. >> My little OF daddy here. She was just in. her little bedroom. >> eating her snacks, nip slitting. >> Yep. >> Flicking. >> Little DJ session. >> Yeah. Better than me. She take me on a. vacation. [laughter]. >> Exactly.

So, I would recommend to only hate OF. girls. >> Yes. >> Or Nepo Babies. >> Yes. Yeah, that too. Yeah. >> But I think they still hook for the. thrill of it. >> You think? >> I think everyone's hooking. Apparently, all the Victoria's Secret models can be. bought. You've heard this, too. >> Wow. >> I I can't say too much, but I definitely. knew. >> You know, it's a different tax. [laughter]. that did that, >> right? >> Yeah. >> You were a madam? >> No, no, no. I knew her like through a. social circuit. I like.

>> you could be a madam. >> I totally could be a madam. I would be. such a good madam. Yeah. I'd be like you. get in there and you suck that. All. right. >> Wow. >> You know, >> have you atmosphere modeled? >> What the is that? >> It's the gateway drug too hooking. >> What is that? [laughter]. >> It's a real term. >> Yeah, it's a real thing. It's very. common. >> Walker like you're Are you someone's. date? >> Pretty much. So So there's a lot of. atmosphere model agencies. >> Oh my god. And you know, guys get to.

Vegas and they want to fill their booth. with hot girls. >> So they called up an Atmosphere model. agency and it's like, "Hey, we want 12. girls for the night." And then it's like. 400 bucks each, whatever. >> Uhhuh. >> But they, you know, all atmosphere. models. >> say, "Oh, but but I don't, you know, I. never. >> You're not going to take them to the. back room.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but Oh, but they do. [laughter]. >> Oh, they do. I didn't know they had an. agency for this. Oh, that's definitely. the gateway drug for sure. >> 400 bucks versus 10 grand for 10 minutes.

of friction. I get it. >> If I was a girl, I'd do the same thing. Honestly, if some old lady was like, "Yo, Ryan," and and money was tight. Eat. my 5K. I'm going down like Charlie. >> Yeah, man. >> I get it. >> You're going to be a gobble gobble. >> I wish I could be a. >> I feel like most guys do. >> for sure. You know, so guys hating on it. are jealous. I I agree to an extent, you know. >> Wouldn't it be fun? >> I mean, I don't think so. >> Like, fly me to.

>> to Dubai. That's. >> Yeah, fly me to Turks and Caos and I. just got to eat your a couple times. >> You're like, yeah. >> And I get a little Birkin. >> See, that's that's how it is. [laughter]. Like, >> I'm down. >> I feel like if these guys were like, I. don't know. I just feel like they're. usually guys you just don't you wouldn't. want to hook up with though. You know. what I mean? >> Fans just want to say I love you, but. also want to give a shout out to One. Win. One Win. You know, we've seen all. the casino online gambling sites and I. hate them all except for One Win. And. I'm being dead serious cuz I quit.

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year and a half, only went through it a. year and a half into our relationship, I. saw everything. And she cheated with 25. dudes and she was booking our trips. based on where she was getting booked. So if she got booked in Hawaii, she'd be. like, "Babe, I really want to go to. Honolulu this week.". >> And so Oh, okay. Okay, honey. I was such. a little s. And so we'd go on a couple's. trip, she'd fight with me mid-trip and. be like, I need MY OWN ROOM TONIGHT. She'd go suck and and whatever. >> And then back and be like, I love you,

baby. >> Exactly. >> Oh, >> and then I realized that every trip we. went on was from bookings. And so, um, >> no wonder you're so up. >> Yeah, bro. >> This is all making sense, right? >> So, I've had I've had bad luck, Catalina. >> You know, I've had a little bad luck, too. You know, we just love to love. >> We fall. >> You know, we fall hard. Yeah, [clears throat]. >> we have an open heart. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> but everyone probably wants to have with. you. >> Yeah. >> So, is life a little weird with that? [laughter].

>> Everyone with you. >> wants to have. >> I'm just picky. >> Including girls, I'm sure. >> Girls, I you know, I'm kind of like. thinking about girls. >> Are you by. >> I maybe a little like I you know, >> could you date a chick? >> I wouldn't want to date a girl, right? >> I don't think. >> I like You know what I mean? So like I. >> seem to like that. >> I know. It's [laughter] weird. It's. weird. I like penetration. Yeah. I like. penetration way more than I like a guy. going down on me for sure. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> What kind of penetration? How do you.

like that? >> Honestly, like I'm all about missionary. The guy like on me. Like I want to feel. your weight on me. >> Yeah. >> You know, really arching that back, getting in there real deep. >> How long is a is a good session for you? >> Honestly, I so fast. I would say. >> how do you you rub your [ __ ] during the. missionary? >> No. No. Just on. >> just penetration. >> I want to hit all sevens. You know what. I'm saying? I want to hit yatsi and I. would say it's like. >> all sevens. Y is hilarious. >> It's like five minutes. If you're and.

you're in that right spot and you're. just stay there, don't for one win. The. best casino in the world. Love you. One. win. Love you, Daria. You sweet little. peach. Okay. Tap to spin. Tap to spin. >> Oh my god. >> And then it's like a truth or dare vibe. >> Okay. Oh, fun. >> Send a random Instagram [clears throat]. DM. I have something to confess to you. That's exciting. >> Oh, okay. [laughter].

>> I think we get to pick who. >> Oh my god. Okay. Oh god. >> Who should it be? M what are you what are you thinking? >> Oh my god. >> Johnny Sins. >> Yeah, that would be great. >> Should I? Let's do it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you should. Uh. >> yeah, do Johnny. >> Okay. >> Most talented bald man. >> Okay. >> So sick. >> Oh my god, I'm sliding. >> Or Jason Love. >> I'm going to go with uh. >> Johnny. >> Yeah, just cuz he was in my dream. So,

>> right. >> Okay. I have something to confess to. you. >> I have something to confess to. Dot dot. dot. >> Oh my god. >> Which I think adds a little more. >> I think so, too. He's got to find out. That's right. >> There it is. It's real. I just did it. >> Also, guys think that as the girl's. getting closer to to speed up. >> Yeah. No, >> she's enjoying this. >> Yes. >> Why are you changing the tempo now? >> That's what I'm saying. Same thing with. the missionary. Keep it here. That's. right. >> Now you're going to start a whole new. tempo.

>> No, stop it. Okay. You just ruined it. for me. >> Exactly. >> Yeah. >> You give good. >> I think I give pretty good. What I What. I. >> You look like you do. I Okay, let me say. this. Suction amazing. All right, I'm. going to suck the chrome off that. [ __ ] right? But I'm like queen. I'm not the best deep I'm not the best. >> You know what? I don't like. >> Okay, good. Yeah, >> it's kind of just like a party trick. >> I think it is too. >> I'm like suction. We're here for the. suction. >> What does it really do? >> Yeah's overrated.

>> Yeah, it is. >> It's for show, right? [laughter]. >> Are you okay? >> Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'm just like, >> you want Pepto-Bismol? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I like I like if I'm really into the. guy, like a good, you know, looking up. at them like I want to make eye contact. >> Yeah, I love that. >> What color are your eyes? >> Green. >> When do you think you'll stop being so. [laughter]. >> What a great question. Look at Barbara. Walters over here. He's asking all the.

hard-hitting questions. >> Hopefully ever, right? You know, I. honestly feel like if you just if you're. like continue to be even when you don't. really want to be like you're kind of. like maybe you had a. >> like you with the rea you're like. getting out of it a little bit. You got. to keep it going. You got to make. yourself because you will lower that. >> You know what I mean? >> I got to get off the rea. >> No, no, no. You just got to keep your. testosterone high, right? Like you got. to you got by and stuff like that. Like. >> yeah, you got to keep that going. >> Yo, you know, two weeks ago I was like, "Hey, it's off night. [laughter] It's.

like. >> And I swear to God, I've never done this. in my life. >> I just quit halfway. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> What were you watching? >> I was watching uh I met this girl. Okay. So, the way I like to watch. >> Huh. >> is if a girl starts DMing me flirty. >> Yes. >> Then I lock it on her. >> Okay. >> For like a month. >> and you look at her only she wants to. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. >> I'll go sub.

>> Yeah. But you know the problem with the. only fans and every girl runs their page. the wrong way. >> Okay, let's hear this. >> Okay, and I've never said this and this. is important advice. >> Okay, you're in the zone. You're locked. in. >> Whether you have a free page, $3, $10, >> I'm on the page now. >> Mhm. >> And then you all have this [ __ ]. welcome message. >> which is like, "Hi, thanks for coming to. my page. Don't forget to join my VIP.". Okay, cool, bro. For like N bucks and. you're like in lingerie. All All good.

have for me to buy. >> right away. >> Pin. Yes. Pin five videos that I can buy. BECAUSE I'M IN THE ZONE. I want to. spend. I don't want to chat and flirt. and talk and this and that. >> LET ME GO BUY SOMETHING. >> PUT YOUR PRICES HIGH, TOO. I'm in the. zone. >> Yeah, you're in the zone to bone. >> So, unfortunately, because of your unprofessionalism, ladies, [laughter]. I have to go look up leagues. Uh, >> I try I try to go support my local my. local amateur, but.

>> you just can't. >> Now I got to go to the leaks cuz y'all. don't have me to buy. >> Yeah, you got to have a that right then. and there. >> Yeah, but I don't have time for this. chat. >> You just want the full thing. You're. just like start. >> So now I got to wait for a message blast. which will probably like. 6 a.m. the next day. >> Oh my god, you're so. >> by then. I'm so over it. >> Yeah, I've moved on. Okay. So, what's. your keyword search. for? What's like number one? Ryan's. logged in. What are you looking at? You're on.

>> Okay. >> I want to know. >> Yeah. Uh, >> not a real. >> Nah. [laughter]. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Or like a You know who I really. like? >> Tell me. >> Do you know who Mr. Lucky is? M sounds. familiar, but I don't. >> He's he's got the beautiful blue LED lit. room. >> Okay. >> His is a master class. >> I'm going to look this guy up.

>> because people are shooting especially. directors POV. and they have fans. They listen to their. fans. They're understanding. >> all these 50 plus year old directors cuz. Oh, you don't shoot mainstream, right? >> So, you don't work with third party. filmers. Okay. These guys are so behind. and they have these egos. They shoot so. terribly. >> Uhhuh. >> First of all, [laughter]. they're doing they think they're scores.

>> Oh, they're trying to get all artsy. >> Yes. >> You're like, I just need holes, guys. I. need holes and eyes. >> No, no. You know, my favorite brand in. the world is Pop Star. We've been. working with Pop Star for three years. Our longest partnership. And it's. because I use it daily. This has changed. my forever. Okay. They promote that your. tastes like pineapples, which is true. But that part is just an extra bonus. I. take the pills every day and it changed. my life. And now they don't just have. that. They got this brand, this brand, that brand. I want to talk about this. one. The performance booster. Harder, better, faster, stronger. My now is a.

performance boosted stronger. And this. has gone crazy. I used to be 6 and a. quarter. Now I'm like 7 and 1/2. Don't. quote me on that and that is not true. statistics, BUT IT FEELS LIKE SUCH. POP. STAR, WE LOVE YOU. So I'm done with. mainstream. Love me a solo girl. You're. never gonna do a a scene, right? >> I don't think so. Don't. >> you know what's the point? >> You know what I mean? >> What's the point? What's the point? >> It's a long day on set. >> I've had so many guys ask to do scenes. with me and like, >> you know, I'm just like,

>> but wait, have you have you done a boy. girl ever? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> With your exes? >> Yeah. >> But never with a a male talent? >> No. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Don't you Okay. So I think you should do. like once a year. >> with really good marketing. >> I see. Okay. >> Do [laughter] like a Girthmaster. >> I would never. Okay. I watch Girth. Master stuff. Congrats to you, sir. Okay. >> Fred. >> No, I don't want to ruin my. >> You should definitely do Johnny.

>> Okay. Real story. I had a dream about. Johnny Sims. >> Me too. >> And he [laughter]. WAS THE CLUB. >> WAIT, WAIT. THIS IS A FUNNY STORY. HE. WAS IN THE dream and it was so magical. And I called my friend in the dream, Sinatra Monroe, and said, "I had Johnny. Sins my dream. Like, is it that good?". And she's like, "Yes.". >> Mhm. [laughter]. >> I heard he's doing this new move. >> Okay. >> That he invented. >> What? >> Yeah. He has them on like um countertop.

of a kitchen. What do you call that? The. island of the kitchen. >> So, he's standing. >> So, it's missionary vibes. However, he. puts his fingers in with his. >> Oh god. >> And he's doing the scoop. >> What? >> While and every girl is saying it is. mindblowing. >> Wow. See, only Johnny. >> I know. I feel like that could be a. little tempting because. >> that's like one of those things where. you're like, >> do you ever do you want to just try it. for like yolo? You know what I mean? Like you want to just one time.

Johnny Sins. I'm like. >> you should do it once a year. >> But once a year then it kind of ruins. it. the way like uh Lena the Plug does. it like she does. >> she does a lot. >> She's been doing a lot lately, but the. you know she really markets them well. and creates a story line. >> Yeah, she does. >> You should do that, I think. >> I don't know. We'll see. >> Cuz when's the last time you shot a boy? Must be a few years. >> A while ago. >> Yeah. >> Long time ago, >> right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like my. audience like, do you want that or do. you just like me girlfriend experience?

They might feel like you're uh cheating. >> I'm cheating on them. >> for real. >> Yeah, I know. You know, I don't know. >> You know what? I don't like when girls. post on Instagram. >> with their scene partner. >> What if they're promoting it? >> Like the way Lena does it, it's cool. >> Yeah. >> But like uh if I'm spitting game at a. girl and we're texting and then she just. posts a pic on Dread's lap, I'm like, "Oh god.". >> Oh, just like something. >> Yeah. I'm not We're not DMing. We're not. DMing tonight, honey.

>> All right. [laughter]. Well, she's going to need a couple days. off anyway if that's the case. >> How do you like your. >> You know, I'm a boyfriend kind of gal. >> My girl, >> I like a like solid 5 and a half thick. though. I like a thick Wow. >> I want to see. Okay. You know, I will. say that I'm in a time in my life where. if I'm like flirting with you, I'm going. to be like, I got to see it. Don't waste. my time. >> Right. >> Like, let me see it. I don't want to. like. >> soft or hard.

>> Hard. I don't care if you're a grower. What the do I care? >> You know what I'm saying, >> right? >> If you're not big soft, what what do I. care? I'm not trying to play with your. soft. >> Yeah. Soft. Don't judge. >> No. >> Because. >> what happens on game day is what. matters. >> That's right. Right. >> Yeah. So, I need to know what you're. working with. Don't waste my time. >> Wait, so you make guys send pics before. you hang out with them? >> They'll like flirt with me, right? >> You know, and they'll I'll send them. like something. If I send them. something, then they'll send something. You want.

>> I don't unless I'm interested and like. it going to that. >> interesting. >> Yeah. Then I'm like let me see this. thing. >> I thought were kind of out. >> They are out but this is more of like. profiling. I'm doing profiling. >> Okay. >> You know so I need to make sure that. they're right. >> This guy that you just showed me. >> Yeah. Don't you dare say. [laughter]. >> Did you make him do the prerequisite? >> Yeah, he definitely showed me. >> Let me see. >> No, it's gone. He sent me like a. disappearing one. Oh, coward.

>> I know, right? >> Yeah, [laughter] bro. >> I'm like, "Oh, okay. I've done this. before.". >> You know how to cheat for. >> what? With the five. >> Yep. >> Yeah. This was a selfie, like in the. mirror selfie. So, >> yeah. Everybody knows that. >> Yeah. >> If some guy sent me a five, I'd be like, "Stand up and put that on the counter. for me.". >> Oh, you would call it out. >> 100%. >> Yes. Yeah. >> What kind of nudes do you What's your. go-to nude? >> I'm like cute nude. I'm not aggressive. at all. It usually.

>> is your face in it. >> Yes, of course. Holes and face. >> Face in a nude. >> Yes. >> Makes the nude four times better. >> I'm like being cute, flashing a little. dimples. >> Well, like in the mirror selfie kind of. >> Yeah, I'll do a mirror mirror selfie. Or. like maybe like put it there and it's. like titties kind of cute. You know what. I mean? >> Yeah. >> What a luxury. >> I know. Isn't it great? [laughter]. SO, how long do you think you'll stay. single for this time around? >> Oh my god. I'm trying to stay single.

I'm trying to stay. Me, too. Me, too. single. >> I feel like when you try to stay single, >> that's when you meet all the good ones. >> That's when you meet everyone. >> Yeah. That's what's going on. >> I'm getting so many young guys in my. DMs. It's so many young guys. >> You know why? Cuz your content's on. fire. Cuz you're single and you're. locked in. >> Yeah, I know. Yes, >> I do get some like older guys and stuff. like but. >> would you date like a 55year-old? [sighs and gasps]. >> I mean I would Okay, this is my thing is.

I like I am an adrenaline junkie. I like. to skydive and base jump and like do. swim with sharks. I want to like do all. this kind of stuff. If you don't want to. do if you're not active, you know, and. playful. >> I think I'm going to date her to do it. I love her so much. [laughter]. >> You're everything I've ever hoped for. >> Well, you know, get in line. You're so. good-looking. >> Thank you, Ryan. You're so sweet. >> Oh, [laughter]. sorry. >> Sorry. Sorry. Where were we? >> I don't I don't know. You got lost in my. green eyes.

>> I like to do crazy. I want a guy that's. like high energy. That's fun. Funny is. the most important thing to me. >> You have to be funny. If you're not. funny, like I just can't help, >> you know? >> Mhm. >> No, I can't be the funny one. >> I feel like all your guys have been. steroid drunkies. No, I've dated like. honestly like kind of before I was. married I had like. >> last three guys you've shown me have. been on roids. >> Do you think? [laughter] How about that. one? Maybe. >> that one. >> That one. The other one. You think that.

guy is too? >> The the ex-husband. >> Oh. Oh yeah. >> Psycho X. >> Yeah, he's not on. >> And then buddy from this week. >> Yeah. >> Roy Droids. >> You think? >> Yeah. You know a little testosterone. doesn't hurt anyone, right? >> Are you a gym girl? Yeah. >> Okay. That's why. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> What do you do? How do you work out? >> I lift. >> with like a personal trainer. >> No, I used to be a trainer like a long. time ago. >> You go by yourself to the gym? >> That's boring. >> Yep. No, I like it. I'll work out with a. girlfriend or something like that.

>> Like you'll rip like Equinox, something. like that. >> Yeah. >> Boring. I can't do that. >> Yeah. I mean, I used to do MMA, so I. used to do boxing and jiu-jitsu and. stuff. >> That's way more fun. >> It's way It's way more fun. Yeah. >> Yeah, it is for sure. >> I can't go just lift weights. I'm too. lazy. Well, see, I got into like lifting. heavy because then you can do less. Do. you know what I'm saying? Like you can. get in and get a 45minute workout, like. bang it out, and you're lifting super. heavy, you can do a lot less. >> Are you doing cardio? >> No, I don't do cardio. >> Oh, >> no. I like just like walk a lot.

>> Hey, you have a nice, right? >> Yes, I do. >> And the booty. >> is real. >> Really? >> 100%. >> From scratch. Nothing. Yes. No. Uh, not. even. >> lipo. Nope. No lipo. >> No lipo. No. >> How about your abs? You got the fake. abs? >> Nope. >> Can you spot the fake abs? >> 100% thousand% from a mile away. I can't. stand it. >> I think it'd be hilarious if Zach got. the fake outs. [laughter]. >> You should. >> That would be really funny. So funny. >> Have you ever seen that guy on Big.

Brother that did it? >> No. >> Let me show you this guy. >> Yeah, I need to see that. There's a guy. that did it. >> Oh, you should see this. >> Oh god, >> you're going to die. >> That is so lame. >> You should do it for the show, honestly. >> [laughter]. >> Someone should do that. >> That's crazy. >> Oh, you know what? Who who slid in my. DMs? I didn't respond to him cuz I was. Anyway, I would have been nice and. responded, but I couldn't cuz my psycho. poopies. >> Oh, no way. [laughter]. >> That's so funny. >> In my DM.

>> He [laughter]. That's That's hilarious, >> right? >> Dude, wouldn't that be funny? That looks like. a cartoon character, dude. >> Stop. Who told him that looked good? >> Poopies DM'd you? >> Yeah. >> Well, [laughter] I didn't I didn't. respond back now that I can. >> Gosh, I'd have to look it up. But yeah, his handle just know how to work a phone. that day. >> Is his handle just poopies? >> Uh, I think so. >> Like I have to look it up. >> Instagram or something. >> Let's look and see what poopies said.

>> People love him too, right? >> Yeah, I know. Everyone loves poopies, it seems. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You two are the faves. >> Hi. We should drive a trophy truck. together or I can teach you how to surf. Let's collaborate. >> Okay, that was cool. That was cool. >> No, it's super cute. That's why I'm like. I wanted to respond and I couldn't. >> Let's have Zach send a video back. >> Yes, please do. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah, cuz honestly I would love to go. surf. [laughter].

>> Yo, poopies, what's up? She's totally. down to go surfing with you. >> Oh my gosh. >> No, we're about to double TEAM HERIES. [laughter]. There we go. >> That's awesome. >> Pop Star. Love Pop Star. >> Yes. >> Best brand ever. I take four pills a day. daily and I have the biggest strongest. Only thing is I haven't been because I. want to read a truth peptide. [laughter]. >> Does it give it a flavor? >> Pineapple. >> Shut up. >> Yeah. >> Really? >> After 2 months.

>> Wow. >> Of consistency. I've been on for three. >> Nice. >> So, um, if ever you want to. >> check it out, >> have some fruit. >> A little taste. We'll taste test. >> You swallow. You'd like to swallow. >> Yeah, if the guys likes it. >> Yeah, the guy I feel like. >> the guy likes it. Top pops. >> Uhhuh. >> Okay. Uh your your wildest experience. Any good shot stories? >> Oh gosh, so many to count. >> You're so good-looking. [laughter]. >> Um. >> honestly, like my some of my favorite. shots would be face shots. Like like I.

said, we were talking about the and the. looking up. Are you by enough to have a. threesome with a chick? >> Yeah. >> If with your with your boyfriend or. husband? >> Yes. But it would have to be prompted by. me. >> Yes. Of course. >> Mhm. He can't be like, I want a. threesome. I like you at the curb. >> The rules of a threesome is the wife. picks the girl. It's a thing. >> Yeah. >> And then the guy just kind of looks for. holes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It can't be I'm the man. Share me.

[clears throat]. >> Totally. >> Big difference. That's. >> Yeah. And then also it just could never. be two dudes respectfully. >> Yeah. No. >> No. >> Like that's not even me being uh what's. the word? Sexist or or. >> Yeah. >> or mana. What's the word? I don't know. I'm looking for any of those words. I'm. not. >> any of those big words. >> Yeah. Like you just can't have another. dude girl. >> Yeah. >> You know why I had I did it I did it. once. >> with with my friend Matt. She said, "For.

my birthday, I would love to get one of. you and your friends." And I didn't. really care about this girl. We were. just like summer fling. So I said, >> "Oh, okay." So casual dating. >> Yeah. It was like co summer fling. >> Okay. >> I was like, "All right, cool.". >> And you know, I was She's giving him. head. >> Oh, Eiffel Tower. >> And then we switch. >> And then he's And she's giving me. >> Uhhuh. And she couldn't even give me. because she was GOING. I was like, [laughter].

>> "Is this the real story?". >> Yes. My life. So now you I had to be like, "Hey, HEY, STOP. >> STOP IT.". >> SHE GOES, "BRO, I'M not even giving her. my best work.". >> Oh my god. >> AND SHE'S GOING [laughter]. I'm like, "You're supposed to give me a". She goes, "I can't run off." So fire. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. >> SHE'S IN THIS. >> YES. [laughter] SO, I will never do a. two dude threesome. You got to have the. bigger if you're going to do it because. >> that's a good point. That way, you're. the one getting all the praise. >> Yeah, right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz what a you are.

>> the fact that the girl said this so. fire. >> Yeah. She said the I quote. >> so fire. She said, >> "Did you just leave [laughter and gasps]. >> at that point?". >> You know what? We went on a couple more. dates. >> You went war? >> Yeah. And I would look at her at dinner. and be like you. >> Why would you even continue that? >> You. >> you just like. >> because she was an out oftowner. >> Uhhuh. >> And she was like staying with me for the. week. So. >> Oh, okay. All right. Well, >> I could not wait for her at home Sunday.

I'll tell you that. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. So, no two dude threesomes. >> All right. That makes sense. >> Can I tell you something? >> Tell me something, Ryan. >> After. >> Mhm. >> Every time I've ever had 34 years on. Earth. >> Mhm. I have no clue what to say. >> Really? Mr. Talkative has nothing to. say. >> I am [snorts]. frozen. >> You're empty. >> I choke over. You rolled over and I go, "What do I say? What the.

>> Don't say anything." That's the thing. You sit there in all your glory. If it. was good, >> it's kind of awkward low key. >> I feel like you just sit there and like. lay with the person if you like them and. you just like. >> Yeah. Uh if you're dating, you cuddle, you know. >> It's really cool to have like a. cigarette maybe. >> Yeah, that is actually cool, >> you know. >> But if it's a one night stand, >> I've never even had a one night stand. >> Oh, dude. What the.

>> That's [clears throat] weird. >> Do you say? >> Yeah. What do you say? >> So, I I I have three lines I I work. with. >> Get the [laughter]. Uber's on the way. >> No, I say uh I say Feel. like a new man. >> Oh, okay. So, it's kind of nice like. you're giving him a compliment. >> Yeah. And then and then I go I go, "Hey, great game. >> Great game.". >> It's good, right? [laughter]. >> What did the girls say?

>> Like, do they Okay, because I I. seriously have never had one. >> They text their friends. He just said, "Great game." He's so cringe. >> Oh my god. So, [laughter] do they know. Do they know it's a one night stand? >> I mean, yeah. I just them at Barney. >> Yeah. Okay. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. >> You know. >> Wow. >> But since Loretta No, I haven't had one. one night stand. >> That's good. Maybe stay on it. [laughter]. >> Stay. >> I think you have a random girl over. >> Wait, so you have a date tonight though? >> Yeah. >> How's that going to go for you?

>> You taking it slow? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Just first base stuff. Maybe some. hand things. >> I don't even think we'll get there. >> Really? >> We've had sleepovers. Uh-huh. >> And she's like, "Ooh, I don't like to be. touched." So, uh, maybe we just stand. our own sides. >> Oh, >> wait. What? >> Yeah. >> I don't know about this, Ryan. >> I don't know. >> H, >> she's so hot, though. >> She's super cute. You You sent me her. stuff. She's very cute. >> And she's nice,

>> is she? >> You know what, though? Tell me if that. you would be offended. Okay. >> Okay. >> I'm a guy. >> Uh-huh. >> I'm busy. [laughter]. >> Uh-huh. >> Okay. And we I I took her to Voda Spa on. Friday last week. >> Love that you did that. Yeah. Great. date. >> And thank you. And she says, "Can I drop. my uh overnight?" The plan was to have a. sleepover after. Okay. Watch a scary. movie after. >> I love that. >> So she's like, "Can I bring my overnight. bag? Drop it off before we get to the. spa.". >> Yeah. >> She up.

>> Yo, for 2 hours before she came over, >> I cleaned as much as I could. >> and I did my best. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. fresh sheets, first of all, which was I. think thoughtful. >> And you know, I even cleaned the inside. of the toilets. >> Uhhuh. >> I really did my thing. And then she goes, >> "Have you ever thought about getting a. Roomba?". [laughter]. >> That's all she said.

>> And that broke you. >> Yeah. I said, "Why? Why do you mention a. Roomba?" Yeah. >> The What's your deal with Roombas? And. she goes, "Your floors are disgusting.". >> Well, are they? >> Not really. >> Well, are they? Let's. >> How often are you supposed to mop your. own floors? >> It depends on how much like traffic you. got on those things. >> Huh. >> You know, I vacuum my floors. Probably. every other day. >> Really? >> Yeah. And I have a maid that week and I. still do that. >> Yeah. So, that's She said you need a.

Roomba. >> She said she said every day she washes. her floors. I'm not washing my floors. every day. >> Is she like Russian or something? >> She's like Eastern European. >> German, I would say. Okay, my friends. That is uh that's way over our time. >> Is it? Oh, >> that went by quick. >> I know. >> [music].