3 Asian Adult Stars Gang Up on Ryan

I don't know what to do. Like now, I. can't. I can't do music. So, what do I. do? Like maybe I suck. Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO PILLOW. TALK! I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Jerkmate is unbelievable. The greatest. digital platform of all time. People. that watch the standard good old good. for you, but try this. I go on and fall. in love with a new Colombian every. single night. I love these girls. I love. that human connection. They'll do.

whatever you want also. Mostly so. amazing. Anyways, IT'S CALLED JERKMATE. YOU know what to do. We can hook the. boys up. And to get the hookup that we. can offer you guys, go to our Instagram. page. You're going to be blessed with. magic pot of gold. We love you so much, Jerkmate. We love you so much, Pillow. Talk viewers. Let's make it Jerkmate. Pillow Talk viewer baby and have some. fun. But before that, WE HAVE A BANGING. EPISODE. SO, LET'S GET THE PILLOW TALK. LOVE YOU, JERKMATE. LADIES AND. GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO YOUR FAVORITE. PODCAST. THIS IS PILLOW TALK. I'M YOUR. HOST, Ryan Pardo. THE NUMBER ONE TALK.

SHOW IN THE WORLD, BABY GIRL. BACK-TO-BACK W'S AND WE'RE GOING TO DO. IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR, BABY. BIG SHOW. TODAY. IT is the Asian sensation episode. three of the biggest Asian superstars in. the adult industry. First time on this. show for many. For all? Yeah, you guys. have never been on Pillow Talk. I. haven't seen you guys do too many. podcasts. So, I'm very excited. They're. very funny girls. Been chatting. backstage. They're insane. So, I'm very. excited for this one. VERY EXCITED. STARTING ON MY RIGHT, THIS IS JASMINE.

THAI. HI. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU, JASMINE THAI? I'm. amazing. How are you? What nationality. Asian are you? Want to guess? Uh Vietnamese. No. I'm Filipino. Filipino. We love the. Filipinos. Beautiful stuff. And then over here on. our left, the beautiful sweetheart. WHO WAS MAKING FUN OF MY COUSIN FOR. being short. She's a little girl, too. No. Oh, always your real cousin? Yes. Oh, I'm sorry. THIS IS SAKURA SO.

HI GUYS, I'M SAKURA. I'm from Singapore, so this is my second time in the States, actually. Wow. >> excited. >> Second time in the US? Yeah. Have you. you've been here since AVN? Uh no, like. I was here for AVN and I went back to. Singapore for Chinese New Year and I. came back. >> Oh, happy New Year. Thank you. >> Yeah. All right. And then over here on. our the last one, what which which kind. of Asian are you? I'm Chinese. So it's. three different type of things. Okay, this is big. This is big. >> Got a whole buffet over here.

>> THIS IS LUCHI MOCHI. >> YEAH. HI. SO THREE DIFFERENT TYPE I THOUGHT YOU. GUYS KIND of. you know, only hang out with your own. Huh? I find that most Asians, the. Japanese hang out, the Filipinas hang. out, you know, like Kazumi, for example. She only hangs out with Filipinas. Oh, does she? Really? >> yeah. I never see her with Chinese. girls. Feel like you guys kind of. low-key beef each other. A little bit. I. mean, like our cultures A little, right? Yeah. I mean, like in China, it was. definitely like if you like Japanese. people, they were like you were like.

excommunicated. Yeah, which Asians are. like the cloudiest, the coolest ones? Like in English-speaking language, America dominates, you know? I'm a. Canadian, not as cool. UK, not as cool. Mhm. I I think like in Asia, Koreans are. very popular. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Like K-pop, the Korean. I would have said they're the least. cool. But it's the idol scene. Like they have. a big base in Asia. Yeah, they have a. lot of respect for Koreans. Oh, I feel like Americans, we look at. like North Korea like it's kind of.

crazy. Oh, the what? Oh, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SOUTH KOREA. SOUTH KOREA, South Korea. Okay, cuz. North Korea, apparently, is just nuts, right? Oh, yeah. We don't talk about. those guys. We don't talk about them. Yeah. Okay. They can't even watch Pillow. Talk. EXACTLY. THEY CAN'T. IT'S banned. in North Korea. Maybe someone's secretly. on a VPN there, though. You never know. >> No, cuz they They. their heads chopped off. >> But I believe there's VPN there. What? There's VPN there maybe like. >> Yeah, but then they get executed. They. get killed. Yeah, yeah. So I Where you.

guys are from, are you guys allowed to. do. No. No. >> No, Singapore, you're not, right? >> Uh in Singapore it's illegal actually. It's illegal. >> It's illegal. So what happens if you get. caught? Uh actually, yeah. Uh so. the Titus. is from Singapore, so he went on the. news for OnlyFans, too. >> Who is that? Titus? Titus Low. Who's. that? Oh, he's big here, too. Like the. other. Titus? Do you know It is illegal, and I. went on the news for the same [ __ ] Like.

it's everywhere. >> on You were on the news for doing Yeah, for OnlyFans. Like. they were grilling me. >> Are you allowed to have an OnlyFans. account? The government say in my country you can. do cooking on OnlyFans. You can teach. people how to cook. But you can't do like. [ __ ] Right, so you can't sell your. body. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happens if you do. [ __ ] and sell it on a website? It's illegal. But how illegal? Like do. they You go to prison? If one day you. can't find me anymore, like I think I'll.

be in jail. No. I'm betting on it. I. don't know. Like I'm not sure. >> go back. Stay here. I DIDN'T LIKE. SINGAPORE. IT was fun for 15 minutes. I. go back for holiday and to sit in my. friend house like. Is it true that you could get arrested. there for spitting gum on the ground? Is. that true? >> That's true, but I've never seen anyone. go to jail for spitting gum. >> Okay. That's like a big no-no. But the. vaping is a thing now. They are catching. vape. Vaping, you can't vape now? Yeah, it's like 10,000 fine. Damn, 10,000? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was on the news. What the That's crazy.

>> last a day there. It's an actual thing. You see filming, they'll kill me. I I I. do that in my sleeve in Vietnam. Do it in your sweatshirt. >> And what about in China? Did you start. in China? >> Oh my god, no. No, no, no. I started in. Texas. In China you could go to life. like jail for life. >> Life? Life. Come on, China. >> Every now and then they like make an. example of someone, so. >> Oh my god. I get scared going back, but. I still do. I just like. >> there There's someone doing life in. prison for Yes. Right now? Yes. Locked. behind bars just thinking like I should.

have sucked that Correct. >> No, wow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think. that's Well, they You know what? It's a. good thing cuz China is better than us. at everything. That's true. So, the fact. that they banned it is the only reason. we're thriving. And Asian girls are hot, too. You're right. You're right. And. then how about in the Philippines? Honestly, in the Philippines, I'm not too sure about like the. politics, but also you can't do in the. Philippines, so I'm assuming, you know, you would kind of have the same. consequence doing. So, wow. So, and then you guys get to LA.

and you can't Everyone's just doing. 24/7. Yeah, of course. Crazy here, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like a lot of people I know they just. do just to work during the day. It's. nuts. Yeah. It's literally like Wolf of. Wall Street over here. YEAH. YEAH. That's [ __ ] crazy. So, how So, with all these high risks, how. did you guys get into the game? Uh during COVID, I was a DJ for 8 years, like a resident DJ. Wow. And the. pandemic started, and now I lost my job. All the clubs are closed.

>> Yeah, right. Me, too. I was I owned a. night club in Toronto. Oh. Carter DJ'd. it before. That's my boy. That's cool. That's cool. Shout out Carter in the building. SAY HI. TO CARTER. HI, CARTER. SHOUT OUT A-LOUS. MISS YOU. Love you. So, yeah, COVID, that's how I. got in this game, too. >> Yeah, like I I don't know what to do. Like now I can't I can't do music. So, what do I do? Like maybe I should. But it's illegal in my country, so I. packed my luggage, and I just go to. Taiwan and like, "Okay, I'm going to. someone here, and I'm going to make. videos." Wow. What do you prefer? Do you.

prefer going or do you prefer going. If I have enough money, like a lot of. money, I would be a DJ, and I still can. everyone like behind us. Okay, you would. just groupie fans. Yeah, yeah, but I. still like my job. Right. Like since I. can't do the first like now I'll do the. second like I'll just. >> You're so You're so little. I don't. think you should be these big stars or. big It actually feels good. >> You're such a little girl. But it feels. good. >> Really? I like pain. Oh, she does. >> Yeah, I know. I think so. I love the.

pain. So you're a size queen? Oh, I. think so. Oh, everyone like slapping, choking, the feet on the face. I I like that. [ __ ]. >> You like to be treated like a Nazi? Yeah, like dog [ __ ] Cool. >> Like insulted. Yeah. So good. What's. your ideal size for a boyfriend? Honestly, because I'm so short down. there, I think like 6 7 is good. >> Cuz you're so what down there? Like I'm. really short. Short? >> Like this part, what do you call in. English? Uh tight? I don't know. Like. this is the the the other one.

You like some. referenced in how deep it is. What do you call that, JT? Teach me English. >> It's not really. Aren't they all the same. length on the inside? >> No. Oh my god. I think it's different. No. Really? I'm taller so like mine's. definitely like longer. Wow, I didn't. know that. I I could feel my guts when I. was filming for black. You filmed for black? >> Yeah, one time. >> Jesus, who who did they put you with? Uh. Demetri Shadow. Jesus Christ. Like I I.

could feel my gut the whole time. >> And then the next day were you in pain? Uh I think it was painful that day but. it feels good but it was painful. Wow. >> Like it has to stretch it like. And then how about you, Lucy? Tell us. how your Um. I think it's like a one size fits all. down there to be honest. >> Yeah. What does that mean? It means like I've. before from like a 4-incher. Aw. >> But I can also take dread. So like. You've You've had dread both holes.

Both? Yeah. Let me ask you this, did it. hurt more in the in the. For me, I I it hurt more in the. Okay. Like I don't. Cuz a lot of girls say it hurts more in. That's very cool. >> Yeah, it feels good both ways honestly. One size fits all. What do you prefer? I prefer like a good. like 7-in boyfriend I think. 7-in is not a boyfriend. That's like saying I like average double. D's. I mean double D's are pretty nice so.

yeah. I would say double D's are. probably just as common as 7-in by the. way. You guys think it's average? You guys. are insane. In the industry we just get. used to like inflation. 7-in Jesus. >> Average Like 7 right?

Sorry we skipped your We're. That was a worthy conversation to have. My. I would say it is also one size fits all. too. I love 4-in but I also love 10-in. Wow. Hell yeah. >> But I found out I can't fit two in there. recently. >> You you just put two I tried. I tried. but I'm too tight so I'm I need to. train. >> You did it for a scene or just in your. private life? I tried to do it in a.

scene and then like, "Nope, you're too. tight." And I'm like, "You know, okay, I. got to train. I got to stretch." Double. crazy. >> It's crazy, but I want to do it so bad. It's one of my goals. >> You want to do it cuz it's cool to say. you did it, or you want to at once? >> I just want to me at once. I'm a funny. [ __ ] For what? Cuz I love Like, what. else? I just think, respectfully, any guy. that's staying rock hard doing that. >> Mhm. Honestly, probably not.

>> That's fine. >> We love funny guys. Yeah. Now, are you. guys on Fanzly? Oh, Fanzly. JT, put your. girls on Fanzly. Respect. Shout out Fanzly. We love. Fanzly. Okay, this segment is this is the best. segment. Your strangest custom requests. Oh my god. Ooh. Oh, there's so many. Yeah, right? There's a lot. Yeah. This. [ __ ] always goes viral. Mhm. People are. weirdos. It's the birthing one for me. Oh, the birthing? Yeah. >> What is it? The Okay, so he's like, "Can. you wear a pregnant pregnant belly? I'm. going Yeah, you can wear a dress. You.

don't have to be naked at all. I'll pay. you 2K for 10 minutes." And I was like, "Okay, yeah. Like, you want to get me. pregnant? Cool." And he's like, "Yeah, just sit there, touch your tummy for 10. minutes." And I'm like, "Cool." So, you. wore one of the fake pregnant bellies? Exactly. one specifically, and I put it. on, and I was like, "Okay, this is. fine." Like, 9 months? Yeah, exactly. And not next custom, he's like, "Okay, now I want you to do the same thing, but. pretend that the camera's me, and you're. chasing me down, and shoving me forcibly. up your poon.". And telling me that you will never birth.

me. Like, he was imagining that he was. my fetus the whole time. Oh my god. So, Woah. he just wanted me to like. shove him up there and be like, "You're. going to be mine forever. Like, we are. one." What? And so, I was sitting there. and like talking to the camera like, "We. are one. Like, You know what's really weird about that. story? Is that I just got A LITTLE BIT. WHAT? YEAH. YOU GIRLS AS FREAKY AS THIS ONE? UH into. like impact play and like getting.

bruised and such. So, like. same sort of like. It's so good. Yeah. You guys are great. >> Yeah, but I get sad because like I'm not. allowed to get super marked up for like. a bunch of studio scenes. So, what I'm. doing is like on my breaks at the start. of my break, I'll like book with and. then have him just like bruise me all. over so that I can just recover and then. come back. So, that's my plan. Damn. Right. And what kind. do you do you like? Almost all of it. Really? >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> like being tied up? Yeah, suspension, like with rope. You like that [ __ ]. Yeah, especially in like weird. positions. And then I love the monistic. How old are you girls? Ooh, I'm 28. I'm 25. 25. Aw. You girls are the best, JT. How about you? Last time you Well, okay, probably today, right? >> Oh, yesterday I [ __ ] in Maxwell. Oh, you like Wow, he's great, isn't he? >> Yeah, he's amazing. >> guy? >> Yeah, he's so sweet. >> Nicest guy. Oh god, he really knows how.

to use that. It's long. How big is. >> long. I think it's 10 in. Oh. No, it's 11. >> 11? >> Yeah. But, you have a shorter. Yeah. So, it's useless for you. I want. to try. I want to try everything. I. think you could fit it. >> It's like a chocolate. Yeah, how deep. have you gone? >> Yeah. I think I think like 4 to 6 in. with Black and Troy, like that was on a. bigger size, but it was. How much you say? Like Troy Troy one. wedding everything after a while. Troy. Francisco.

Oh, I don't know him. Okay. You know. what I find interesting? There's not. that many Asian male No, there's not. >> What's up with that? Leo Vice. Yeah, oh, Leo Vice. He's so hot. Oh, I know. He's. very sexy. >> Does he Does he have the long hair? Yeah. >> sick. He's so sexy. the man. Shout out. to Pop Star. I love these guys. I've. been using this all the time. When. you're soft, boom, there's blood flowing. in it to get hard, bang, you have big. loads. I actually love it. You just take. one of these every single morning. Changes my life. And you know, it makes. your taste like pineapples. Amazing. Hit.

the link below to get 20% off Popstar. I. highly recommend this product. I swear. to God, I've been using it for about a. year now. I absolutely love it. Popstar, 20% off, code pillow talk or link below. Code pillow talk, 20% off. Shut up, punk. What's up, [ __ ]. I feel. There needs to be more Asian male. I feel like it's because um, you know, the statistic that men are like, you. know, the belief that Asian men are. undesirable. However, I mean, there is. totally just like a demographic that. wants Asian men. Like, I want to see.

more Asian men in I feel like, you know, cuz. there's more Asian people in the world. than any other race. >> Yeah. If there's an Asian star, they're. all going to watch that guy. Absolutely. Right? There needs to be a famous Asian. star. Asian guys. >> I can't believe no one just took that. slot and ran with it. Dude, JT, you need to sign one Asian. dude. Casting calls, casting. Don't you guys think that's like. missing? I think Asian men And I also. think there's missing a slot. There.

should be a micro star. I honestly. agree. Yeah, I think so, too. Don't you think there's a huge market. for that? Yeah, exactly. Guys, they're like, "Oh, he's bad. There is an Asian Like, how small are we. talking? Like, micro I'm very sure it'll. There is in Japan. Have you shot like. any of that. before? No, but there's uh, this other. guy on set, like, he comes in 2 minutes, and the director told me he's famous for. like. fast. And then you wouldn't call him. And there's a micro one, too, but I.

haven't met that guy. And so, for. Popstar, segment's called top pops. And whoever wants to share, uh, give us. a funny or wild shot story or. experience. Mhm. Something to. Uh, my movie set. I I did one with It's. not that funny, but it's like 30 men. So, it was the same thing. With 30 guys? >> Yeah. And all the shot went on the. cameraman and his face. Because like everyone was wanking. everywhere. And it missed your face and.

hit the camera. >> No, it's on my face, too. I I I was. drinking everything like like. >> You like that [ __ ]. >> It was nice until they finished filming. because that's when you can smell like. 30 men in the room. Did you know this chick, bro? And. everyone tastes different. Like everyone. tastes different. What kind of guys do. you [ __ ] off camera? Boys. I love the boys, the DJs, the. influencer, the one that will ruin my. life. >> You like those guys? Yeah. Why is that?

I I don't know. I'm attracted to the red. flag. Who Who's the biggest boy you. Uh. Too many. Tell us. Safe place. You know. what? Tell us some names and we'll bleep. it out. I promise. Oh, they're actually. not over here because it's like my Yeah. They're Asian? >> Yeah, Asian Asian like Oh, that's the. most. They were married. You got to ruin everyone marriage. >> Do you guys. married men? If the girl is not my friend.

There you go. If there's beef, that's. kind of fair. >> No, no. If the girl is not my friend. like. let's say like the the partner is. someone I don't know. Like I would do. it. But if the partner is my friend or. my colleague, I would not do it. >> That's where you draw the line. What if you know that they're the girl. is like a good person? You know, do you. feel bad at all? I I don't know. I'm. drunk. I'm going to home. I'll check my phone the next day. I'll. pray. What's the most evil home wrecking [ __ ]. you've done? Have you been in a married. man's bed?

Yes. Wow. >> I got my karma after that. LIKE HE HE. WHAT? WAIT. HE WAIT. HE DID WHAT? THEY. WERE THEY were They were engaged. They. were engaged. >> Okay. Yeah, so And and did she find out? Yeah, and after that I got together with. this guy. What? >> And it became like three years old. Like Oh, you started dating this guy. after? Oh, you ruined this girl's life.

[ __ ] Damn. Naughty girl. Wow. Are you into that. home wrecking? No, I like I like. consensual home wrecking. Well, like you. know, some couples out there like they. want me to join or like there's cut. queens, too. There's not just. This queen? Queens. Like girls who just. like like to watch me with their guy. >> there is. But I'm into like nerdy guys. They typically they have like sleep Like. you don't really You don't really like. You don't really expect it. >> Like Carter. Oh. >> Oh, yeah. Nerdy Carter. No, you're a stud. You're actually.

I know. You're all GROWN UP, CARTER. HOW ABOUT YOU? WHO DO YOU [ __ ] off. camera, Jasmine T? Dude, I love gamer. guys. I also love nerdy. >> nerds. Nerds. Cuz you know how you need. to be good with your fingers to play a. game? They're really good with their. fingers. You know, in bed. >> That's fair. Yeah. >> How do you meet them? You like Twitch. guys, stuff like that? League of. Legends, like Discord, you know? Yeah. You meet guys in Discord? Yeah, Discord. kitten. I've never heard of that. Oh my. god. So cute. That's really cute. Yeah.

I Yeah, I'm just like for everyone. Wow. I thought that was like the one place. where people don't League? Like gaming Discord chats. Oh. EVEN. THERE GETTING. DISCORD? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? REALLY? YEAH. Have you heard of. Oh. X's uh When you have X on Discord. You. No, I I. What. What is that? >> You hop on voice call, and then you guys. just moan into the mic like you're.

having. Oh, like like FaceTime. Yeah, basically. But like some people don't even turn on. their video, so it's just their voice. And I think that's. So, you're doing like '90s phone [ __ ]. >> Yeah. That's hot. >> And that's hot. >> That is hot. >> Just the imagination and hearing the. noises. Chef's kiss. You know what? I. love FaceTime. Oh, for sure. How about. you? Tell us. Give us some juicy. stories. She just told us she home wrecks. boys. She's got a short. Give us some stuff.

Oh my gosh, before I had only had one. So. >> Yeah. I was Yeah, I've only ever had one. case. So, your second body was on set? YES. WOW. THAT'S CRAZY. YEAH. And even now, like I. only recently got into like studio and. so I'm still like getting up there with. my experiences. Wow. But how big was. your. first guy? >> 7-in boyfriend. I still film with him. actually. That's why you think it's. average cuz he was your only Yeah, pretty much. Oh, and then you went to.

male talent. Yeah. >> Okay, so you're you have a whole. MISCONCEPTION. FOR JERK MATE. Number one cam site in. the world. Have you guys ever cammed. before? Yeah, I have. >> You like it? Yeah, I love having an. audience. You like the big room? Mhm. Big room is. fun. I I imagine. Yeah. The bigger the. better. Cam too? Asians kill it, right? gas gas streams Yeah. Asians and Latinas. are the number number one and two. It. was fun. Okay, this segment here's what. we'll do. So, you're going to be Who wants to be. the cam girl?

I can be the cam girl. Okay, you're the. cam girl. Mhm. And then Lucy, you come. up with a weird Okay. You're a guy on on. cam and All right. You're on a. one-on-one video call. Mhm. And she's. got to do what what you ask her to do. Honestly, what I would get a lot is. fart. Can you fart Can you please fart? I actually used to do fart content. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, because. >> have you put air up there? I you I used. to pump air up there because I have a. big. So, people want to hear me rip some.

really gnarly farts. Yeah, but the thing. is I have the silent but deadly ones. Ah. And you'd need to be there to experience. it. >> yeah, I kind of need to use like the. hacks. Like I would kind of just like. put some air up there or like try to use. a diet and yeah, it was crazy. Like the. four month diet. He's like, you just lost 10 hot points. What? Yeah, it's crazy. You would pump air up his butt to fart. and then. You said they're silent but deadly?

Yeah, my farts are silent but deadly. Tell us some fun stories. Maybe worst. experiences. That's a fun one. >> Worst experiences? >> I need a drink to that. Oh, for me it's definitely this guy that. we were supposed to be filming and. you okay, in the beginning I would only. film with like other girls' boyfriends. and such and usually it's a good. experience, but this guy was just some. random guy. >> that. girls' boyfriends? Oh, just because like. I don't know, I had trust issues. Like I. didn't know like what the guys were.

going to do to me. Like I thought most. men were like dangerous creatures. Okay. >> So then like if a girl I know is having. with them all the time I feel like he's. probably okay. Anyway, it it was just like a thing. >> Like like friend friends? >> Yeah. Would you only do threesomes? Um, back then yeah. Okay. >> I would only do. >> that. That's safe. >> Yeah, exactly. >> I like that. >> But then this one girl brought her. boyfriend and they had only been dating. for like a couple days and I was like, okay, we'll give it a go and he like. >> what? I. I'm so nosy. >> Yeah. >> Can you please tell us names and and. we'll bleep it? >> No. Okay, well Jasmine knows her. Wait, I.

do? Please, I beg I beg. We'll bleep it. out. OH, NO WAY. OH, I KNOW HER. I KNOW HER. BY THE WAY, I KNOW HER. I KNOW HER. I. KNOW HER. I know her. I know her. I know. her. I know her. Um, she she brought her. boyfriend. Oh no, I won't say the. boyfriend's name because, you know, um, and he. >> know her? I I must know that girl. >> Maybe. She's not really in the industry. anymore, yeah. But he um, he couldn't. get hard, which is fine, you know, like. I love a good fluff. I love I love a. good off camera fluff. He's like, I like. getting [ __ ] And I'm like, okay, cool, we can do that. And I kid you not, I'm sucking and sucking and he's.

entirely and he has me suck balls for 45. minutes. And he's doing what? And he's just. standing there. He's just standing there. silent. Just letting ME SUCK HIS. AND WHAT WAS THE GIRL DOING the whole. time? Was she helping? I think she was Was she. No, she wasn't helping. I think she was. chilling or like somewhere else. So she. was having you do all the work? I don't. think she I don't think she I don't. think it was like that. I think she was. chatting with the guy I brought. She's. probably like I do this No, no, no. I. think she was chatting with the guy I. brought. Woah. They were just like.

having small talk. Cool, man. Probably. I like you girls. Aw, we like you, too. Yeah. By the way, so much so much better than you know I. was saying the last episode. This is 10 times better. >> Hell, yeah. Asians, blondes. Hell, yeah. How about you? You got a a good bad. story for us? God, I like probably not like the 45. minute. Yeah, that's crazy. >> Yeah, I mean I didn't Was he a white. guy? Woah.

Oh, okay. I know. You know you know WHO IT IS? OH, YEAH. HE'S ALSO had trouble getting hard, but. also he was in too. Yeah. But also I mean it's tough. Also 45 minutes? Oh, no. After 10 minutes I'm like okay, I'm out. of here. For 45 minutes it's a whole. movie. Yeah, seriously. That's a whole. movie. Yeah, that's okay. If if a guy's. having performance anxiety and doesn't. get hard, how long do you give it till. it's like okay, we're done? Apparently. 45 minutes. Yeah, you're an angel. No, seriously.

Sweetheart. How about you, Sakura? I let. him walk. I let him I let him take his. time. Okay, but what if it's like a. hookup? Like you go home with them from. the club. >> No, like I'm done. I'm done. I pretend. I'm drunk a little. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After how long? Oh, I don't know. >> Like 5 10 minutes? >> Yeah, 5 10. You you'll give the soft No, it's fine. Like I can blow for 1 whole. hour. Like it's okay. On a soft. No, like it has to be hard. Why? THAT'S. WHAT I MEAN. >> OH! YEAH, maybe 5 10. 5 10 minutes and. then Yeah, I'll still have my clothes. on. Trust that. Oh, he's so drunk. We.

can do it in the morning. Yeah, right. Like I'll try a second time like. morning. Okay. Oh, that's nice. But I. talked to you for one whole night and I. didn't get Doesn't make sense. Right. >> It makes me so sad. Yeah. >> to get the reward, huh? Yeah, like I. wanted. If a guy doesn't get hard for you guys, do you like when they at least try to. make you. Yeah. >> Oh, for sure. It's a nice gesture, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it. Yeah, but you have a mouth. You have fingers, you know? >> Oh, no, yeah, like one of my bad stories. is kind of just like. I think it was just also the location.

It was in my grandma's room. He came over. My parents. Why were you in your. grandma's room? Because a girl's got to. do what a girl's got to do. >> Why would a girl got to do that? Cuz I. was staying in my grandma's room in my. parents' place and Wait, oh, your. grandma lives with your parents? >> grandma lives with my parents. It's an. Asian What about your room? Oh, they. like they made my room into something. else. I was away in college. >> for Christmas type [ __ ] Got it, got it, got Yeah, I was home for like Christmas. and then also I was so I invited a guy. over when my parents.

>> it. This This makes sense now. Oh, yeah, definitely. So, I brought him into my. grandma's room and I was like, "Okay, there's going to be some shame here, but. also if it's good it's going to happen.". He goes in literally in like 30 seconds. Pump, pump, pump. And I was like, "Are. you serious?" I did this in my grandma's. room and then also it was 30 seconds. >> I know. I mean. too good. Yeah, right. Too good, but I. didn't even get my nut. Damn. And then he left? >> Yeah. Oh, literally the worst ever.

>> Oh my god. Was not worth the shame. >> Would you guys prefer a guy. in 30 seconds or an hour? I would say 30 seconds is fine as long. as you can make them too. Yeah, right. It's a give and take. Yeah. >> It's a give and take. >> Cuz no one wants it for an hour, right? We can't do it multiple rounds, like. many rounds. Right. >> So like the like maybe first few time. like it's even the timing is short, it's. fine. Right, if you can go again and. that's for sure. Yeah, if you can go. again and yeah.

It sounds fun. >> Yeah, like my camera guy in 30 seconds, but then he can go again immediately. So. then I'm like, "I'm good with that.". >> I I love that [ __ ] Do you do your. camera guy, too? Yeah. Of course. He's. the same guy that I that I've before. Ooh. And now Wait, you you made your ex. your camera guy? >> And my son Oh, yeah. Are you still Are you still. Uh, we kind of just. Okay. >> It's It's a relationship. >> allowed to [ __ ] other girls? >> Oh my god. I wouldn't do that to him. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Wow. So he's a bit of a He's a bit.

of a. Um, yeah. Only if I'm also because I. mean like That's That's one thing. It's. like I feel like he can all the girls in. the world and no one's pointing at me. and being like. But then if one other guy, they're just. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I. know, but Lucy, it's different. Cuz you. Think it's different? It. Not I'm Look, I'm a feminist, okay? I'm. the least misogynist guy. No, I am. I'm. all about women. I I hate dudes. All.

right. But it's just something about a. man. a woman in front of a guy. versus. another girl playing. with a guy's It's different in a way. >> What do you guys think? Is that so. different? Do you agree with me? Come on. Also, you usually want people like dressed up. their wives. Mhm. That's true. Do you want that? Right.

Yeah. And then sometimes I want to go as. far as being locked in a CAGE GOING, "NO, NO, NO." JESUS CHRIST. You're hot for doing that for like doing. that. Thanks. I also just love like I don't. know. I feel like my relationship with. like gender differences a little weird. because I also love by men. like. two by men at the same time. >> Have you done that? Yes. >> And they hook up? Yes, it's hot. You got. TO SHOW GUYS. THAT WAS FUN.