Wildest Episode EVER w/ Oliver Tree

I'm just saying, how how's my energy. off? I didn't say that. I didn't say that. >> How's my energy off? And you just sit. there and let them do that. Okay, can. you go? Well, I'm just saying, how's my. energy off? My energy's off. >> that. I was saying about my energy. >> sit there. I said it about my energy. >> on black crime. You don't care, do you? >> I don't. >> Oh my god. You little hood rats. Go back. to the hood. How about that? All right. Yeah. Yeah, whatever, bro. I'm done, dude. I'm done. Yeah. All right, cool. All right, cool. Come on. Say happy birthday to Say happy. birthday, Brenda. Now. >> No, stop. I want I want THAT FROM YOU. I.

WANT YOU TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PETER. >> EVEN KNOW. GOD. DUDE, IT HURTS my feelings when you do. this. Every time. I just met you. >> [music]. [music]. >> Wow. Wasn't my favorite one. Sorry to keep you waiting. Okay. We're matching. I know, right?

>> [music]. >> Surprisingly. I love it. >> Yeah, so this is our show. This is my. production team. Y'all say hello to. everybody right there. >> What's up? >> It's a director that we're working on. What's going on? How we doing? [music]. Just so you know, here in a second, I'm. going to If I could throw a hat on you, it's my wife's birthday today, Brenda. So. >> Congratulations. Yeah, so he's That's. amazing. How old is she turning? He don't know that. 26. 26? Yeah. So, just be fair, I'll take the hat off. of you as well. So. You could just put. it on top here. It's a perfect little. spot.

>> What's Tubby Tubby are you? I have no. idea, dude. I was trying to get the. SpongeBob outfit, but they ran out. Somebody squirted on your face. Wow. How's it to have squirt. on you? Delicious. [music]. You know what's crazy? I'm a fan, but. you do so much. I. Like, who are you? My name is Albert. Tree. Um, multi-disciplinary artist. So, I do. a everything creative. Uh, but my primary day job is music and. film making and uh performance art.

>> director, he's a fan of you. Yeah, he. says you know Yeah, what are What are. your favorite songs by him? Life goes on and on and on and on. That's a popular song. Name a song that, you know, everybody know that one. >> Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your favorite song? I'm saying. That's the only song I know. If I If I. If I'm being quite honest, the only song. I know. Yeah. I mean, but that's good you know. songs. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least I At least I. know something. I'd rather not know. songs supporter. >> Right. >> throw these hats on though? Like can we. throw these hats on cuz like I said, my. wife, you know, I mean she was kind of.

whooping my ass before I came out of the. house, right? Since I have to work. today. Yeah. You know. Thank you. You do mine. >> [music]. >> So. Are these the cupcakes by the way? For. Yeah, that's the ones that they did. I. don't know Okay, so I get Like I said, the birthday, this is the episode about. him. So, that's what I don't understand. I. don't know who she is and like I I don't. >> I told you it's my wife. Right, I. understand. And I'm working today, just. so you know. [music] Okay. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. So, wait, do we get cakes too or is this. for us or for her? >> know. I don't know who the hell that's.

for cuz I mean those are some small ass. cupcakes, you know what I mean? Like I. Like come on, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. Well, we going to get to. this. Okay, yeah, go ahead. Do your. thing. You going to eat those? I'm not eating. no cake. This is about me and you. Right. This is where we come together. [ __ ] that [ __ ] I'm sorry? >> [laughter]. >> You said [ __ ] what? No, like I You You. realize that's my wife, right? Where is she?

>> that? >> Where is she? And she's so important, why are you here? Why? >> Because he forced me to be here. >> the day off if she was such A BIG DEAL. WHERE IS SHE? Is she here? >> Don't make me suck your dick. Then I. don't give a [ __ ]. >> Calm down. >> give a [ __ ] bro. Whatever. All right, can you step out real quick, sir? I'm. sorry. >> can you make sure he puts that hat on? Who the [ __ ] is this guy? Make sure he. puts that hat back on, though. >> Is this a interview for for or for his. wife? >> Hey. Can you go, please? >> Please slash. I was like, please. I was. like, saying, take a break. I'm just All. right, real quick. >> give a [ __ ] you know one song. Happy. birthday, Brenda, right?

I don't care. Nice one, Oliver. Keep walking. Yeah, don't be a tough guy. >> real quick, please. Uh can you come. here? No, come Come in. I don't know. I'm. talking to This is All right, I don't. He's doing a live. If you can calm him. down, he's not working on the next. episode. All right, I'll talk to. >> Please, I did not. >> to him. It's It's my wife's birthday. today. If that's what it is. >> a [ __ ] Bro, just tell him take the day. off, see the wife. I didn't know it was. his wife's birthday. So, that was news. to me. >> helped him put it up? I'm saying the guy.

He did disrespect her. He did disrespect. her. Cuz like I I threw a hat I threw a. hat I threw a hat on everybody next you. know it just falls off. I'll tell I'm. saying we can get through this episode, but he got to go. I don't Wait, what's. that one song that we listen to every. day? I just couldn't remember it. Alien Boy? [ __ ] him. Honestly, he's. actually pretty [ __ ] good. Do you. have any lemonade? >> [laughter]. >> Why do you want lemonade? Cuz you're. yellow? No, I'm just I love lemonade. Bro, I drink it every single day. Please. make sure it's organic. Cute. Why don't. you No, he's right there. Just.

What can. >> [laughter]. >> What's happening here, dude? This whole. thing is derailed so far off. I've been. here for about 2 minutes. How long does this whole thing go? Is this I was getting to the album. You. got a new album coming out. Like what's. so different about this album that. people should expect? And And. congratulations on the Choachella. uh Choachella? Yeah, performance. >> [music]. >> What's Choachella? How do you say a. shup uh. Capella. Oh, Coachella. Yeah, Coachella.

performance. Thank you, man. Yeah. And. is the bob You ever heard That's what I. want to know. Is that like you? Uh which haircut? That's all your. haircuts? I don't have any extensions or. wigs or anything. I only do natural. Okay. It's dope. >> [music]. >> You're very unique. You're different. >> Thank you. >> You're like an alien. Like you're not. normal. Thank you, man. Yeah. >> That's a compliment to me. >> Yeah, I know. It's just like unique. Like how was you growing up as a kid? Uh. I was a freak. Yeah. >> So actually really crazy. So my parents. they bought a house that was condemned.

You couldn't live in it. There was just. holes in the floor. And basically there. was a period where I would disappear. And so my parents actually had to put me. in a leash. So that's kind of the kid I was, you. know. I was always an adventurer. >> on. Like the backpack leash with the I'm. talking about like a the dog leash. They. didn't have the backpack leash. This was. like. 30 years ago. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry to hear that. >> No, it wasn't a problem. It was just. like I've always been a bit of a wild. man. Yeah, but I. Yeah, I'm just saying but you're really. cool. I'm just saying not wild wild.

Like I can imagine you only doing like. >> [music]. >> you mind your business and you do what. you got to do. You don't have like. getting nobody way in the front people. >> I wouldn't. >> What made you start getting into music? >> [music]. >> I just always did. I didn't know it. could be a job. I just did that for fun. I grew up in a very musical household. So instruments everywhere. My parents. made an agreement. They said we're not. going to buy a new car. We're just going. to get art and instruments in our house. And so that was always a part of it. And. I didn't learn another language. Art and. music was the only language we. >> speak any language besides English? What are you, though? Your race?

What do you think I am? I don't know. I'm asking. This is how. I'm getting to know you. Just make a guess. Italian? How did you [music] know? Bro, that is. crazy. I'm actually 98% Italian. Right. But 2% [music]. from Slovakia. And what's what's up? What's Slovakia? Slovakia? [music]. Yeah, what's that? >> You never been? Mhm. Oh my god. You've. never been to Bratislava, the capital? Mhm. No, I just started getting money.

So I'm like trying to. >> Congrats, by the way. This is a pretty. sick setup here. You got all these. [ __ ] people. >> [music]. >> You got food and snacks in the green. room. Not too shabby, you do man. Thank you. Like what about acting? Like what like. you got any movies out? Uh I just acted. in my first film. Where is it at? Where. can we find it? >> Paradise Records. You can find it on. streaming platforms. >> [music]. >> Um you can rent it on Amazon. Mhm. I. think Disney Plus, I'm not sure. Uh but. Logic the rapper he directed it and he. had written and produced it and.

I got to be a part of it. It was. >> know you was going to be this famous? I. don't even consider myself famous. Mhm. I consider myself kind of more on the. fringe of society. I'm pretty much like. too big for the underground, too small. for the mainstream. Mhm. Kind of that. sweet spot. Like I can still function. and live a normal life, but sometimes. is very problematic. So it's kind of. this like most of the time I travel so I. don't have to deal with too much, but. luckily I've kind of built a worldwide. audience. So even when I'm traveling. alone, I can sometimes hang out with.

some fans. That's the only time I really. want to see fans is when I'm traveling. by myself and I got no one I've talked. to in two, three days in the same. language. So When's your birthday? June. 29th. What's your Gemini? Yeah. >> [music]. >> Me too. No. June 19th. Yeah, yeah. So that's why I. say it's so weird like our energy is. like that. Like I'm rocking with it. It's like. as us as Gemini, shout out to the. Geminis out there. Our world is. our world. >> have the lemonade? Coming from being a '90s baby, our. mothers always just put Vaseline on our.

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work. Can we get lemonade? Can they. DoorDash it? Yeah, maybe just someone. could DoorDash it. >> I don't want it to be you, though. You've already done more. You've done way too much. Thank you. I'm. not trying to make I know it's not your. job. >> Can y'all get the director in here? Cuz. he's going. >> producers here. Why do you have hair and. makeup running around? >> Yeah, I don't know. You want me to get. the Where's the director? The director, come here. >> I'll get him. I'll get him. Actually, just don't get him. Just make sure he. doesn't run and pick up some [ __ ]. >> He told me to get his wife some flowers. on the way. Yeah. Uh real quick. Okay, if you don't mind coming in here. We got.

off to a bad start, and like I said, it's on camera. Like, you are absolutely. fabulous in you doing your job so well. He's rocking with you. Yeah, I just. wanted to start. >> I'm rocking with you. I just wanted to. start by saying I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> it's not This This isn't even about This. isn't about Brenda. I don't even know. why the hell I even put this up. You. know what I mean? >> bro, you're a romantic. Yeah, I mean. >> Yeah, but he can't be romantic while me. and you doing our thing. >> Right. That's true. That's the thing. Brenda, I don't care about Brenda. Okay. >> And he don't, either. You can tell him. how you feel. >> honestly. >> No, be real. He's right here.

>> She's. She She She's a fan of him, you know, and it's pretty sad. I'm not saying that. way, but I'm saying as. It's just [ __ ] up how you say that. You know what I mean? [ __ ]. [laughter] I talk I've had I told you. many many things about us, you know what. I mean? We're going through a rough. patch right now. Really? Well, why are. you here? You need to be with her. It's. her [ __ ] birthday. >> Why am I here? Cuz he told me to be. here. WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING. You're sitting there. >> off aggressive. You're hurting my. feelings now. >> here, man. >> I'm sensitive today. >> Lower your voice. You're at about a. seven. Take it down to a six. I'm I'm. sensitive right now. Okay, why? Don't Cuz I'm here. It's her birthday. I.

literally set it up for her, you know? Then go the [ __ ] home, dude. We don't. have time for this [ __ ] We're trying to. get into the nitty-gritty. Okay. Like I. said, I just came here to say I'm sorry. Well, >> Okay. And that's my that's my fault. >> have been relinquished. You're good to. go. >> Thank you. >> Can you get us some lemonade or guess to. go to the store at least or some [ __ ]. >> you mean go to the store? I'm saying. Okay, so look. He was like, all right, we need a director. So we're thinking. you have ideas. We like give her ideas. He makes episode about your girlfriend. And then you're like, oh yeah, I get the. meme. I'm a fan. I'm like, what are the. songs? You don't know none of the songs.

So then I was like, embarrassing. So I'm. like, this was supposed to be a ideal of. you saying I know how I know what funny. is. Yeah. You put it like a cupcake here. and you put you make the episode. >> Just so you know, I didn't put those. cupcakes there. I don't know who the. hell put those small ass cupcakes there. >> Okay, well, I'm going to start. one by. >> [laughter]. >> You okay? I'm good. I just I got GERD. You need lemonade. >> reflux is acting up. You really need. lemonade. Well, lemonade's going to make. it worse. >> the lemonade, please. Why is he.

demanding? I'm getting it. >> He's acting like I'm some little [ __ ]. slave or kid. Hey, I'm not a slave. >> [laughter]. >> I'm just saying. WE'RE NOT BACKING DOWN. >> YOU TO DO IT. IT'S his production. He's. got 40 [ __ ] people on this set. >> just make sure you're not talking to me. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to. you. I'm talking to him. I'm saying. >> [laughter]. >> at the end of the day, he's a good guy. You know who he is. Okay. I'm a chill. ass dude. He'll tell you. He's a Gemini. Okay, so. >> I'm a [ __ ] Gemini. >> Okay, >> What are you We're air signs, dude. We. just go with the flow.

>> Okay, [laughter] we're not that guy. I'm. not a [ __ ] though. I don't care about. the signs and [ __ ] I know, but bro, it's astrology. It's all the signs. Aries, my girl says. Yeah. So, that's. about it. >> Oh, you're also an air sign. So, you. just just go with the flow. Just deep. breath, man. Anyway, can I get a. picture? No, not right now. It's for my. wife, please. Just asking, god. If we. could just not do pictures right now. >> I'm not hardcore. Okay, can you stand. back and take the selfie far away a. little bit, not so Just keep it. a little bit of a distance. Yeah. Just a. little bit of a distance. Look, for me, please. Come on. Is he scared to touch.

me though? No, he don't need to touch. you. At what point do what I need to. touch you and for what? Well, first the. hat's on the ground. I still think it's. dis- Why isn't it on the ground? I'll. put it on for the picture. Let's move on. with this, man. Thank you. This doesn't. need to be a thing. It's about damn. time. I got it. Okay. I'll hold it. Can you. Can we Can we do a video, too? Okay, come on. Let's hurry up. We'll video, please. >> No shout-outs, though. Yeah. Can you say. uh A happy birthday, Brenda. Can you say happy birthday, Brenda? She's so excited about this. Happy. birthday, Brenda. Thank you. I. appreciate that.

All right. Cool. Thank you. Okay. Uh album album already. Yep. And what's. the name of the album? Love you madly, hate you badly. Okay, can you break that. down? Yeah. So, it is an album that. celebrates love and the. let's say self-destruction of it. Speaking of love. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I tried doing the. kind little act, right? You don't care.

No, I care. I just wasn't seem like a. bad time for it. Yeah, okay. Yeah. So, the album was made over the last 2. and 1/2 years. I went to 82 different. countries during that 2-year span. So, just traveling and instead of using. recording budgets to pay for an. engineer, to pay for studios, I just used the entire recording budget. just to travel. So, I basically found. out that if I was to go, let's say, to. the studio for 1 day, with overtime. studio costs around $2,200 a day. Mhm. My engineer is $700 a day. Damn. And.

then basically you're talking about. roughly around 3K. Wow. He might have. overtime as well. So, 3,000 is enough to. basically fly me over, let's say, to. Bogota, Colombia, or Cape Town, South. Africa. I can go there, I can rent a. hotel room for 3 days, and I can be able. to drive, fly all the way back. for the same price as 1 day in the. studio, and I can make four songs in. that period. So, I just found a way to. stretch the recording budget and try to. use the money in a way that doesn't just. fall through my hands, cuz the label. owns the studio, the money goes back to. the label. I'm paying $7 to the single.

dollar. I make 14 cents on every single. dollar, so I basically have to pay them. back. So, But you're independent now, right? >> Yeah, I just got independent finally. >> So, this album is going straight to you. >> [sighs]. >> It's complicated. Mhm. But the next one. is. Yeah, I mean, hopefully this one is. We're negotiating out how the backside. works, but they have agreed to allow me. to release the music. I'm no longer with. them. They're not supporting the album. They did not support this entire album,

but due to the fact that they paid some. money for the music, there may be some. form of co-ownership in that regard. >> You know what? But it's not coming out. on their label, it's coming out on my. label. And yeah, it's it's a shame, but. this is what it is. Uh let's say, like, not a shame. Everything that we go. through is a learning lesson. So, in. what else being Geminis, we understand. we go through dark moments, and Right. >> we we I feel like you probably had like. you would just take so much in. This was. like mean a lot to you. So, this is your. time to really be upset about something. But don't do it because that's the.

thing. >> on his phone? Yo, Key, turn it down. You see, we're. having a heart-to-heart here, and you're. not. Okay, let's just say, for example, you. had a call to your wife or something. like this. Maybe you were playing a. video she sent you, but that's. definitely not your wife talking in the. video. Well, yeah, I'm about to call her. probably about 5 minutes. If you could. just kind of say it in live. That's. cool. I'm calling her. >> whatever you want, but if we can just. make it a really small part of the. segment cuz we're kind of having a. moment here. >> like, you know, it's at least let's at. least make it work it in there. >> Right, but as a Geminis, we kind of just. need our space to breathe.

>> to that Gemini [ __ ] Bro, it's not. [ __ ]. >> Kanye is a Gemini too as well. That's. somebody that you should work with. >> that's a dream artist to work with. I. know that there is a lot of controversy. around the guy, but still made some of. the most influential contributions to. the art world and fashion world. Tupac. [clears throat] was a Gemini too. Tupac. was a Gemini and he's actually one of my. favorite Geminis. Yeah, see? That's what. it is. I feel like the Gemini squads, we. are. uh. >> Yeah, it's dreamers, seems like. Yeah, we dream and we make it come true. Yeah. Manifestors, that's really what the.

Gemini sign is all about. That and I. never cared about money. And that's the. thing. >> did either. Right, and that's what I'm. saying. Honestly, I rock with you so. much. >> It's like money gravitate towards people. that actually. that actually care about it. Is he. getting his lemonade? Can he Can he make. sure that he's getting that? Or. lemonado? I'm saying, can you Why are. you looking at me Why me though? Because. I'm saying if you can help us, this is a. episode where you're supposed to make it. entertaining, but like you're going all. the way left. I'm just saying, can you just ask them. do they got the lemonade? >> Yeah, good, yeah. Treat me like I'm a. slave, right? No, I'm asking.

>> you know what I mean? It's all you do. There's thousands of other black people. and you just choose me. You're talking. TO ME EVERY TIME. I'M ASKING YOU A. QUESTION. YEAH, WHATEVER. And there's a yellow person in here, too. The lemonade? He's not getting picked on. >> Oh, so lemonade's going to be here in 10. minutes. Okay, can you make sure? >> make sure. What do you mean? >> [laughter]. >> Like you're really making everybody. laugh here cuz you're like overly doing. it. >> 10 minutes away from Target. Huh? >> It's 10 minutes away. >> So, go to Target. Shut the [ __ ] up, dude.

Hey, what did I tell you? This is the. artist. You are doing a slot and you're. going left. >> You're taking the air out of the room. and dude, we're just trying to have a. chill ass time. Yeah, yeah, you you go. ahead. You guys vibe. Please, can you. just tell them like no DoorDash? Can. somebody just go to the store? >> they have the straw with the swirls on. it. Pink, purple, baby blue. >> said, you you said I was at a seven. You. said I was at a seven. You're like at an. eight. >> No, he's not at an eight. He's at a. nine. He's at a two. He's at a two. He's. at a nine. You ain't seen it. Can we. Yeah, can we just get him to get the get. the straws as well, please? Yeah, okay.

Or just tell someone. You don't have to. do it. I don't I don't care who does it. at this point. I'm just thirsty. I'm. getting my acid reflux. This guy's ridiculous. My GERD is acting. up. This guy's ridiculous. I need more. acidic qualities right now. If Also, if. there's any lemons here. Please, can we. just get some Hot tea would do as well. Like a Can you just tell somebody go to. the store? That's it. Just yeah, make a. run. Just make a run. Get flowers for. your wife while you're at it. I'll tell. someone to make a run. Not me, though. Okay. I'm like ridiculously horny. He's. kind of pissing me off now. YOU NEED TO. CALM YOU NEED TO CALM THE HELL DOWN.

>> OKAY, PLEASE. PLEASE. You're good. You're good. Oh my god, but it's See, [ __ ] like that. we're already ready for it, so we don't. get upset. For sure. And I'm like I said. And that's why I said with you being. you, I'm like let's make it. entertaining. This is not going to be no. boring [ __ ] I That's why I rock with. you, bro. You don't do the boring [ __ ]. >> Yeah. I love what you're doing. Like. See, I don't like when some people come. in and they build up things like If you. seen what happened, why bring it up? Like, "Oh, we seen you punch on.

Rockstar. How was it?" Like you seen the. video. You seen the reaction. >> want the clip and it's watered down and. diluted. You want the real [ __ ]. >> Yeah. You want something authentic. Yeah, [ __ ] yeah. I rock with you, bro. And I love the fit. And it's crazy that. we actually wore the same color. I feel. like we're kind of Coming home. I feel like we're in the same lane. >> kids? Yeah, two sons and a daughter. You. do? Yes, I got three three How do I got. two daughters and one son? So, I got. three. You got three? Two sons and a. daughter. Yeah. That's what's up. >> How old? Uh so, I got one that's 12.

two and three. Amazing. How. [clears throat] old are you? Uh 32. >> 32? Wow. Shut the [laughter] [ __ ] up. 93? Yeah, 93. >> Ugh. Yeah. That's epic. And so, let me. tell you this. So, like. even with music and with your. creativity, who do you look up to? I. don't. I don't listen to music. I don't. listen to. really even my own parents. Mhm. So, I'm. not taking advice, but. I'm inspired by some people, you know?

Who is somebody you aspire by? Like I. would say Billie Eilish. Billie Eilish. is a a huge fan. Olivia Dean, too. Olivia Dean? Yeah. How did you know. that? I just just tell I'm just reading it. I thought you were going to bring up. stuff that I talked about in the past, but I'm a big fan. Oh, no. I never know. I never I'm being honest. I have not. Like I just always see your Instagram. work and I just was always a fan of. that. You know, I can say the girl my I. like to actually meet people in person. and now understand them. Everything that. you do, I understand it. So, uh I'm. like, "Did you watch wrestling growing.

up?" I did not. So, it wasn't until I. started going to Mexico City to Lucha. Libre where they do the full-scale. Mexican fights. Mhm. That's when I fell. in love with wrestling. I didn't. understand it my whole life until I. understood that as as well as when I. studied Andy Kaufman. He was a wrestler. Mhm. infamous for only wrestling women. Mhm. And he was a quite a unique. performance artist. So, I would say. someone like Andy Kaufman is a big. inspiration. >> Mankind? It's a like a wrestler, Mankind.

Oh, you got to look him up. It's a. person? Yeah, it's a person but I don't. know if I know if I know about Mankind. Yeah. Because I I do know about that, but I don't know a person. >> person named Mankind. That was his name. in wrestling. He had Dude Love, uh. Cactus Jack. He had different characters. and he all played this one character. And it was like it would it would be you. probably look into him. >> I need to look into it. Uh one thing. >> What's his name? Mankind. Mankind is.

I'm good. Okay. Um. Can you ask him about the lemonade? Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Lemonade. Can somebody get an update on. the lemonade? >> And did they get the straws? Yeah. >> I think there's a party store down the. street. >> I think you one of them people like. that. People love you so much cuz they. don't understand you, but you don't. understand yourself. >> I don't. Right. That's the same way with. me. >> Well, I think it boils down to one. thing. What? You tell me. I just feel like people life is a prize.

and I feel like so many people are just. so. >> say that. >> They want to be Life is a prize. I was. literally just thinking. >> Yeah. I was literally just thinking that. >> And it's like I'm okay with being here. or like, you know, or going where I need. to go after this. Like I'm not. >> You're just going. >> Yeah, I'm I'm going with the flow, you. know? And if I could like even that, if. it was people if I can save somebody. life, I will sacrifice my life. >> You I I take you as that kind of guy. Like if someone was, let's say, stuck on. the train track, right? And you you saw. them there. Let's say you're in New York.

City, right? You see them in the subway. and someone is down there. You're the. kind of guy who would jump in front of. the train, pick that [ __ ] person up. and save them. even risking your own life, potentially. even dying. Yeah. >> I could see you as that guy. I mean, Geminis have that quality as well. They're very selfless, for sure, for. sure. That's totally me. The tra-. trains. Not not a train. What? >> [laughter]. >> Not a train. >> What'd you say? I'm saying like train. like uh I can't go out like that. Well,

it would be. >> of epic. >> Yeah. You got hit by a train. How many. people could say that? Especially if you. weren't trying, right? >> Yeah. I feel like he watch out for us. who watch out for them. Right. What's. your dream way to die? Mhm. What's a. good way? >> Mhm. >> Um. I could [clears throat] talk about the. Okay. Dream way to die and me is being. uh I feel like stepping up being uh. hero's number one. >> Hero. Right, so train. but not train. Hero, not train. Y- That's a good ass question. Like, if.

I can paint a picture of me. um. I don't. I know I don't want to go out by. drowning. By what? >> I don't ever want to drown. >> just about to say that. >> I don't. Um. That's That's gnarly. >> That's a good ass question. And it's so funny because when you have. friends like that, they're like, "Why. you We don't like talking about that?". Like me, I like that is a good ass. question. Dream way of dying because. >> about it all day. Yeah. Cuz we're all. going to go. Yeah. Who's the Who's your favorite tubby. tubby? You didn't ask me. Uh what's your.

dream way of dying? So, this sounds. fake, but this is actual factual. information. So, I knew someone. I don't want to say the country because. I don't want to get in trouble and I. want to be able to go back to that. country, but basically I know someone. who. was working His family worked against a. specific government in Central America. I can't say the specific country, but he. was basically a traitor and the. government found out and they threw his. uncle off of a helicopter into a. volcano. I feel like the volcano is just.

the most classic way to go. Yeah. I. think about it. How did he die? Right. But is it a. >> He fell or he maybe he even jumped, you. know? It's like, he jumped in a volcano. That sounds Yeah. epic. Yeah. It It. don't sound bad. But the thing is is how. big is a volcano hole? Huge. You never. been to a volcano? No, I've never seen a. >> Oh my god. >> They real? Of course. Have you ever been. to Guatemala? Uh I just got money. When. did you get money? Probably like what? 3. years ago? Bro, that's so much time to. go on trips. The last 2 years, I went to.

82 countries. >> see a volcano. Don't tell me that. >> It is one of the most exquisite things. on planet Earth. And then you're. watching and and you're getting there. before sunset and you're seeing these. big poofs of smoke. And then. nighttime Mhm. lemonade sick. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Jarritos. There you go. You you any lemonade? Huh? was He want lemonade. Bro, I don't. want guava. I would have asked for. guava. >> Well, I was on the phone with my wife. and she she told me that uh Hello. She.

She said this would be that's like a. better alternative than lemonade. Happy. freaking birthday. Oh, thank you. I'm just wondering why is. my husband with you when he should be. with me right now. >> Right. Well, we just had told him he's. good for the day. He's got the whole day. off. So, he's going to come see you. He has a surprise for you as well. I'm sorry. Excuse me. >> I see you and then see you did that. right and you did that right in my face, you know. And I and I was watching out there and. it's just like you that's just it's.

it's unprofessional. You know, and I I. was I was actually going to talk. I was going to talk to you about that. That's just really unprofessional. >> you can go with your wife right now. I'm. saying you can take off and you will get. paid. You're good. You're good to go. But, who is this guy to tell me I'm good. though? I'm saying he's You know who he. is? Your [ __ ] fan. Yeah, you're a. fan. You should know. Wait. I'm I'm. sorry. [laughter]. I said you're a fan. You should know. >> like I'm a slave. Do you understand? >> BRO, I CAN'T BE A PART OF THIS [ __ ]. BRO. >> Uh can you stop? You're You've gone. You've gone too far. You've gone too. [ __ ] far, man.

>> Please. >> Walk. Just go. Just [ __ ] go. Wow. Go. He's so lucky. >> We don't want [ __ ] from you. We just. want you to leave. Can you please Can. you go You can take off. Everything you can take off. Can you Can. you control him? No, I can't. Can you. go? >> Control how he's talking to me though. >> I'm trying to tell YOU YOU'RE BEING. RUDE. I'M being rude? >> Yeah, can you go? I should eat your ass. I should eat your. ass. Go. Hey Marco and you know Marco, you're lucky I don't suck the color out. of your dick. You're lucky. Okay. What is wrong with this guy? I don't.

know. >> GO SEE YOUR WIFE. Can you please Go see. your freaking wife. >> me alone? Maybe? Can you go, please? You're good. You're good. Just can you. go? >> man. Just go. Someone get him out, please. Look. Walk him out. I I got him. I got Please. I'll get him. artist, can. you help Can you I I got him. Please, just get him the [ __ ] out of here. Please. [ __ ] annoying, dude. I love you. I love you. Yeah. What were. we talking about? >> Keep volcanoes.

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>> that, Marco. Yeah. >> good. It's all good. Just don't let it. happen again. Can we lock the door? Also, if there's lemonade coming, I just. wanted to get a quick update on that. Please, lemonade. This is All we asked. is for lemonade. That's all we asked. for. >> It's not that complicated. >> We got everything but lemonade. We don't. want this [ __ ] Someone else can take. this out. >> Yeah. This is just pissing me off. Here, somebody take it, please. So anyways, the story is you get there.

and there's big poofs of smoke during. the daylight. And then at nighttime, you. can see endless amounts of lava just. [ __ ] pouring down the mountain. >> money off of the lava? >> making bank. >> What do they do with it? Do they. >> turn it into metal, scrap metal, sell it. in Pakistan. Bro, are you serious? >> Yes, of course. They sell it all the way. through Central Asia, all the way down. to the the Southern Eastern Pacific. You can YouTube this. >> Oceania. They [ __ ] have freights to. carry this [ __ ] out. >> Wow. All the lemonade. What about the. >> guys. >> [ __ ] yeah. >> The straw the.

>> [ __ ] yeah. We got the straws? The. special straw is about 15 minutes away. Cool. Just bring it with the straw. You're good. Do you want it now with the. straw? >> think that's going to work. That straw. is so small. What is that? Cup. See, the straw This is This doesn't. really work with the straw. No, he can't. put the the makeup the Yeah, yeah. I did. an hour for this makeup. I'm not going. to mess. >> a silly straw coming to you. It's not a. silly straw. It's just a swirly straw. >> Sorry. Swirly. >> have to call it Why'd you call it silly? Huh?

It's a little bit silly. >> It's not silly. It's just a swirly straw. and it allows it to the the actual air. romeates in the circle. and then you get. a sweeter taste. >> is like dizzy. Silly cuz what you. wearing? >> It's really science. >> it's a science. It's what my mom used to. call them when I was little. >> what is silly? Silly is like this. Like. you don't know where it's going. That. you see exactly what's going. It's a. race car race car track like where it's. going through. It's like race car. Uh. what do we call it? A swirly straw. Right. That's better. >> Well, that's a swirly straw. Thank you. All right. >> Give me like 10 minutes. Cool.

>> That's a long time. They're looking. >> Look, I'm not trying to make this a big. deal, but it's a kind of a big deal. No. Okay. So lobos. So if you could compare. yourself to any animal out there, what. would it be? It's a really great question. Um. Let's see. Probably a lion. Why? I don't know. Just kind of the. I consider myself a bit of a leader. Mhm. Kind of a. I don't want to say hero. Mhm. You are.

You cuz you have an impact on people and. even when you talked about your journey. and where you are with your album and. how long it took to come out. People are. in the in the comments where I read they. really feel like wow. Like you know what. I'm saying? We are ready. Like we're. here to support you. Like So and you. being you and like the fact that you. said like. >> You're being you. Yeah. And that's why I. said you can see who being you, but. >> [clears throat]. >> I I can't say. we do get inspired by people a lot. So. we can like look up to them like wow. Like even if I don't have to like what.

you do, but I respect you for being you. You know what I'm saying? And we being. those people like. >> Uh like how in school. what do you think your teachers would. have to say about you? Like in. friends around you like. >> a bad student. Yeah. I always cheated. And whenever parents try to get me to do. a letter for their kid because first of. all. this takes a lot of energy and I'm not. trying to sign up for that. I'm just. working or walking around and if they. ask for a letter for their kid, I'll. always say, "If you want to be like. Oliver Tree, don't eat your vegetables.

and cheat in school." So, that was kind. of. Excuse me? Nothing. And where did you get your name from? Explain your name. Right. Long story, I'll try to make it quick. My parents. had a falling out with my grandparents. They didn't come to the wedding. They stopped talking. They didn't really support the wedding. and they told all the family don't show. up. So, my parents. still went through with the wedding. They said, "If you guys don't want to. come, that's your problem. You're. missing it." They had the wedding. They stopped talking to the family.

Then, my brother was born. He was the. first grandson, the first child in the. family, first grandchild. So, basically, he was uh born The grandparents didn't. meet him. Then, I was about to be born. This was like 5 years after or 7 years. after the. the not coming to the wedding. And then, my mom just said, "I want this. to be over. Uh I want this to be done. I. want to see my parents." So, she made me. Olive Retreat. And that's a peace. offering. >> your real name. >> That's not my real name. That's my first. and middle name. [snorts]. Wow, I thought that was just a artist's.

name. Yeah. It would be pretty random. So, you already born into this. Yeah, basically, the idea Olive Tree branches. and Noah's Ark. And my family's not. religious, but basically, this the olive tree branch was a sign. that the storm was over, that the war is. over. So, it's kind of a peace offering. And then, you just living life in peace. I try to. Not always. No, you definitely. are. And I can say you The thing about. us, we don't get mad, we get frustrated. >> Right. Right. I always say that, too. I. always say that. I get frustrated. >> I can I can tell. Yeah. I can tell. Hold on, 2 seconds. I can.

tell. Let me talk to you. Hold on. Everybody keep Hold on. Let me talk to. y'all here. You, please. Please. If I had a choice, I would have. swallowed you. Yeah, I'm right here. I'm. right here. I'm right here. I bet you. tasted good, too. I'm right here. Go. home to your [ __ ] wife, buddy. Lemonade. Lemonade. With the straw. Straws, straws.

on the Straw [snorts] on the way. So, we. got any big straws to give him some to. Can you I pour it in the cup and drink. some? >> have a straw though. Huh? You Would you want a cup? You good? Can we be friends in real life? >> [laughter]. >> [ __ ] yeah. No, you're a legend, bro. No, you too. Of course. I think we uh Do you. think you become legends while you're. alive or after you die? Definitely after. you die. No one appreciates you while. you're alive, bro. This is simple as.

that. When I die, a lot of people will be happy. Yeah. But a lot of people will be sad. Happy. like as in like it's a celebration. >> Celebration, of course. Like I want to. get cremated. Really? Yeah, I don't want. a funeral. I don't Don't lay me down in. no suit and like play sad music. I feel. like that's not That's not me. You know. what I'm saying? I feel like don't I. don't want a normal thing. Like it's. okay like. and it's going to be like where you come. and say the jokes or anything like that. Like it's a celebration of life. Right. And that's just something that I I pray.

to go by because while I'm here, I'm. living my dream. So, if anything was to. happen, I'm thankful. I tell everybody. just live in your life and accept your. days. Everything is important that we. can breathe, that we can walk, we can. blink, we can do anything. So, it's a. blessing to be able to experience what I. have experienced and I can't complain. about nothing. That's beautiful. Yeah, I think life boils down to one. thing. Finding out what you're passionate. about, finding out what you love so much. that you would do it even if you were. living so far below the line of just.

being able to be comfortable and even. live on basic. basic levels of support. So, what is it. that you love so much that you would do. for free? Find out if you can do that every single. day and how you can build it into your. schedule. And maybe there's a way you can even. make a living off doing it. Mhm. Cuz. it's going to gravitate to you. So, let's think about LeBron James. He never. knew he'd would become a billionaire. Is he a billionaire? Yes. God. But he. just picked up a ball and just start and. just playing with a ball. >> with a marble.

Maybe went from a marble and then. something slightly bigger like a. baseball. Yeah. And then the next thing. you know, the guy is literally a. billionaire shooting baskets. Yeah. And. like you as an artist, like you did like. I can. >> Well, I'm not a billionaire yet, but I'm. I'm working towards my first 100. million. Yeah. That's amazing. Thank. you. Uh what are you going to do like. what's the most specific. >> well how will I celebrate? Is that what. you're going to ask? Uh not cuz it's not. a celebration to me. >> No, I was going to say I would never. celebrate. >> That's why I didn't ask. >> [laughter]. >> It's like I already know the answer to.

that. You don't ask certain people like. that and I'm going to tell you like. this. This is a real life story. Um. I was. >> other one's fake? No, no. This is a real. When I say real life because it's And I. get what you're saying you said that. I. just like to say that because I'm about. to name drop. Woo! >> So, now you have my attention. [laughter]. I'm about to name drop. >> That's the most LA thing ever. Let me. hear it. I'm about to name drop. Okay. I. got to. meet NBA YoungBoy. Shut [snorts] the. [ __ ] door. >> That's one thing I always love. >> What were you doing there? So, me and.

him was so dope and we What, you guys. are boys? Yeah, like I like we. conversated. You know, from back to back. and time to time and he interesting. person and I remember You kind of remind. me of him. Just the way your mannerisms. kind of calm, collect, super chill, reserved, but also can be a little bit. of a wild man. Yeah, I got to do a song. Please. >> I would dream to. He's one of my. favorite artists. And I don't listen to. music, but he's one of the few artists. that actually will put on kind of music. >> He's a legend, bro. And his arena tour. has been so successful. I've been so. inspired seeing what he's doing. >> Yes. And I remember uh sitting there and.

somebody came and said like mention. money and it's his energy changed. >> Yeah. And for sure. He might be a Gemini, too. Right. I don't know. We'd have to look. into it. Somebody maybe can look into. that. And he actually very well could. be. And it's just like when someone. speaks to money I'm sorry. If we can, um maybe just check in on the. straw. Now that I got your attention, I got an. important message from PrizePicks. But. my voice ain't going to cut it, so I'm.

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And just when he said like money, it. killed his energy of like when that. person like the room. I just don't like. when people mention it, talk about it. >> like it either. I don't like to talk. about how I don't even know how much. money I got. I don't Look at my bank. account. I never look at my bank. account. Only I do yearlies. Yeah. At. the end of the year, I'll take a peep. every two, three years. I don't. And and. I get for a picture. I do not like to. know how much money I got. That is smart. Yeah.

And Never look. Because you don't want. to This what I'm saying. >> the thing. People be like, well, how do. you know if someone like I I'm around. good people, so I'm around I. >> so because you're a good [ __ ] guy and. you're a you're a real one. You need to. keep it just real ones around you only. I keep my circle very small. >> feel like you can read energy of people? >> Oh my god, from a mile away. I'm. sensitive. I'm an artist. Mhm. I can. feel it. Like the second I got here. something was off. And and ever since. the director left I felt great. That's just how That's as much as I can.

boil it down. I knew from even the other. room away I could pick up something was. slightly off. Somebody His energy was. Yeah. [snorts]. >> wacko. You have a goal. And when some. people have a goal it's like I don't. like people like that. You have any. intentions. Clock tracers, energy. vampires, guys like that. They need to go. I keep a very tight. circle because of people like that. So. how does it come Do you feel like even. with like Well, they were just talking. in there how my energy was off. You know. what I mean? Like I don't like that. You know what I mean? Marco just sat. there and just literally took that. So.

you're going to come to my premiere? Yes. To watch my documentary filmed in. Antarctica? Mhm. Bro, I'm so excited for you to see this. I wish we had watched it and then we're. doing the No, because then I would have. stuff on my mind to talk to you about. >> Yeah, that'll be nice sometimes for an. interview, right? Yeah, but no because. again I went in this with no intentions. >> Right. Me neither. I just came because I. wanted to share energy. It's an energy. exchange. It's an energy ritual. >> someone's like, "Oh, I want to talk. about this. I want to talk And then. that's when you get lost of like it's. not organic. Because imagine when you. meet people and that's why I don't like.

jobs because you're going there with. intentions. >> I always say that. When I used to do. landscaping I'd pick up human feces. Mhm. People would just take a dump right. in the thing and then they'd leave their. jackets and I'd have to pick it up with. their [ __ ] jacket. They'd throw the. poo on the walls. I'd have to scrape it. down. One time they pooed in the. fountain Honestly, how how was my energy. off? I didn't say that. I didn't say that. How was my energy And you just sit there. and let them do that. Okay, can you go? Well, I'm just saying how was my energy. off? My energy's off. I didn't say that. I was talking. >> just sit there. I said it on my energy. >> on black crime. You don't care, do you?

I don't. >> Oh my god! You little hood rats! Go back. to the hood. How about that? Yeah. Yeah, whatever, bro. I'm done, dude. I'm done. Yeah. All right, cool. All right, cool. Come on. Say happy birthday to Say happy. birthday, Brenda. Now. >> No, stop. >> I want I want THAT FROM YOU. I WANT YOU. TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRENDA. >> NO. GOD. Who else hurts my feelings when you do. this? Every time. >> I just met you. You know, Mark, I'm through. I'm done.

You're not my You're not my type, by the. way. Stop looking at me. You're not my. type. >> Okay, we'll go. The [ __ ]. What the [ __ ] was he at? We ADHD when. somebody throw he's thrown off the. [ __ ] bob in the conversation. That's one thing I When I do stand-up. and a fan is just When I'm doing. stand-up and I have a audience and when. I'm really into. >> Bro, that would be the worst guy to do. stand-up for. Yes. Can you imagine? And. it's the energy. >> [ __ ] air right out of the room. >> And it throws and I have to learn how to. not let this one person and I'm sitting. there they just like this or as I'm.

performing they like this. And this is like you don't have I will. give you your money back and you can go. because I really care about what I'm. doing. >> It ain't about rich. It's just about. being passionate about what you do. So. that's like you, even you performing. If. it's somebody there No, I only perform. for money for me. >> [snorts]. [laughter]. >> Okay, so. It's just strictly job. I don't do that. [ __ ] for fun. Yeah. Like I'm very. passionate, but I talked to you about.

the money. >> Uh birthday parties? >> Birthday parties I'll do. Kids and yours. I've done. Yeah, no, but I'm saying I. actually got a friend he got a birthday. coming up. Perform for free. >> have a good budget? No. Well, then I Maybe we can ask someone. else because I don't do free [ __ ] I. don't know. I'm just saying. When it. comes to it's crazy. Hold on. What Is it. a dope stage set or something? Something. I can maybe get a some content on? All. right. What's the birthday party? Maybe there's. lemonade there?

Yeah, okay, so. >> have the lemonade? >> What's up, brother? Okay, so I'm here. with him and you said you wanted him to. perform for the birthday party and he. just wanted to know if he had a budget. and I don't know if you had that. What's up? >> What's the budget? What's up, buddy? How. are you, bro? I'm good. You look nice. Thank you, man. You look like you're sleeping. No, I'm woke. I was just thinking about. you putting together this budget for. you. Okay, cool. What we talking? You. got any any kind of just basic. estimates, ballpark? Yeah, we got 300 all together. 150 cash, 150 in food stamps, but that's for the.

gas. >> You said about 150k? No, 150 cash. Like $150 cash and $150. food stamps. So, we're going to use the. food stamps to get the food and [ __ ] for. the party. And our $150 you can pocket. that, big dog. As a matter of fact, 50. of that go. >> [laughter]. >> I'm sorry. And everything is like not a joke, but. [ __ ] is funny.

[ __ ] is. >> think that was funny. Yeah, I'm just. saying life. Right. Life is ironic, but. that wasn't I didn't find that. particularly funny. I didn't either. Seems like a cool guy. I think maybe he. just needs to get his priorities. straight. The dude was sleeping. Who? What time is it? It's like [ __ ] 3:30 What Is this your. boy? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. I got to pick Like, I go off of. personalities. So, yeah, a lot of my. friends don't do [ __ ] They just cool. people. He seems cool. Yeah. >> And the fact that he's trying that hard. for his kids birthday says a lot about.

him. He's a great father. He's a great. friend. >> Yeah. Probably a very passionate lover. And I like your veneers, too. Who did. yours? Uh so, I went to Turkey. And. crazy story, so I went to Turkey. I did. the veneers then. Mhm. I don't believe. in plastic surgery, but I had a root. canal that went south. All my teeth. started dying on me, so it was it wasn't. cosmetic. >> mine done, too. Really? >> Yeah. I went to Dr. Rose. Dr. Rose? >> Went to Turkey, dude. I got turkeys just. all around. Why do they call Turkey. Turkey? >> Turkey is just a name. Okay. Yeah, so. nothing to do with the bird. Is that. okay? That's not nothing tied into. They.

get upset with that joke like that? >> Um I don't think that that's a joke that. they would understand cuz they don't. have turkeys there, so I don't think it. would be. >> Thanksgiving? Uh no, I stopped. Yeah. What about what do you celebrate? Halloween? Um let's see. I did I do. celebrate April Fools. That's probably. my big one. What's a good one that you. got off on somebody? Uh bro, I put the. these Saran Wrap sheets on the toilet. And then when you go, it just collects. there. Hilarious. You ever tried this? You. can't feel plastic on your ass when you. sit down? >> No, because it's underneath the toilet.

seat. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah, so it just hits up against them. That one works every time. I did it to. my manager. >> so what is April Fools? That's actually. >> when I was in high school. But that's not April Fools. You should. have seen the [ __ ] look on my dad's. face, bro. April Fools' Day, April 1st, 2006. He comes running out. He was. [ __ ] pissed, bro. Mhm. He's running. me around his pants. He was running. around. He was coming at me. He was. trying to hit me. Mhm. It's hilarious. Yeah.

You're cool. You're [ __ ] cool, dude. This is just fun. I don't know. I [laughter] don't know. The fact that. we both came in like I said I want to. dress like The Mask and then you came as. the Teletubbies and I watched them. growing up. >> Really? What's your favorite? You know what? I really didn't. understand the show. I just watched it. because it was popular. And that's why I. don't like being a clout chaser because. when I'm. >> chaser? Yeah, when I'm chasing clout, I. don't even know what's going on, so I. lose myself. Straw. You good?

Aw. Like a baby. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> What do you say? >> [laughter]. >> Sorry, I haven't taken my nap today. I. really. I really want you to We need to do a. movie together. >> I would love to, dude. Yeah. You doing. acting? Yes. How much? Every day. I got a lot of people and [ __ ] I got. act like I act like I got to lie. And. that's what the world wants you to do is. lie. Because when you Yeah. I don't lie. That's one of my policies. Honesty is.

always the policy. >> But let's be real. Right. If a old lady. came and she said. "Can you try my food?" And it was nasty. You can't tell her that it's nasty. >> No, but you can say, "This is great. What would make it better is a little. salt.". You salt? I love it. You use pepper? Yeah. I'm a. big pepper guy. What about season salt? Season salt, even better. Chicken salt? You ever had Australian chicken salt? >> your season salt What do your cabinet. look like? You got a lot of salt? >> live anywhere, so I don't have a.

cabinet. Oh, how's it feel to be homeless? Home displaced is the term I think that. people use, but it's not a thing of like. I have to not live anywhere. It's by. choice. So, for me, I was making this album and I. just I had the house, the cars. I mean, my closet was literally a store. It was. a very extravagant life. I lived a. beautiful life, but then when I realized. at certain points that I wasn't happy. and I had all this stuff, I was like, "Something must be severely wrong with. me if I am not happy and I have. everything that you think you're told.

you want and you need." So, after that, I just stripped away everything. I literally have a backpack, which I. have my recording studio in. I have a. carry-on suitcase. My entire life fits. into that. So, I have like seven, [snorts] eight pairs of underwear. I got. three shirts. I have one pair of pants. I just live very under. kind of what we think we need. And I've. never been happier in my life. And I. guess the thing is through the process. of this album, I've been trying to. figure out, you know, what is success? And for me, success isn't x amount of followers, x.

amount of dollars in a bank account, a. big house, fancy cars to show off to. other people. Success to me is freedom. So, I don't have I don't have a pet. I. don't have a home. I don't have pretty. much the normal stuff, besides a. toothbrush and deodorant, which I don't. actually wear. No, I don't like to. depend on deodorant and toothbrushes. Right. But, my main point is. we get to define what success is, not. the thing that everyone shoves down our. throat and says, "You need this. Buy. this ad. Blah, blah, blah." So, I really.

changed what I thought I needed, and now. I've never been happier. That's amazing. It's [ __ ] epic, bro. You do not need crazy [ __ ] [ __ ]. [clears throat] expensive cars, and. expensive houses to try to be what? Cool. to other people? Mhm. I'm way cooler to roll up in a Teletubby. outfit, even though they didn't have the. SpongeBob outfit that I wanted with a. yellow face. That's way more dope than. me saying like, "Look at this [ __ ]. sick car I rolled up in." Mhm. I'll pop. in on the cheapest Uber. I'll do the. Uber shares. You ride with a stranger.

>> [snorts]. >> What? >> going to do that one. >> What did you say? >> You're going to ride with somebody in. there? >> Bro, I do the ride shares all the time. It's the cheapest way. What do you think? Oh, we got the silly. straw. Bro, you are a [ __ ] legend. Who got. this, by the way? The swirly straw. Who was it? Was that you? You are such. an angel. Thank you so much. And it's. purple, too, just like our question. It's struggling coming through. I'm not. going to lie.

It barely squeezes. Did they just bend a. normal straw? I hope not. That could be very bad. The carcinogens. in the plastic, if bent, could be very. bad for me. It's not really coming through. Do we. have another size? I tried it. I'm drinking lemonade. I've. been working on my acne. Really? It. looks great. Thank you. We got more? We have other ones. Maybe I can just do. a few. Yeah, yeah. Cuz it's just coming.

out really slow. Come on. Come on. Come. on. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. We can just. throw them in there. I prefer more, anyways. Oh, you got to know how to turn them. I got [snorts] it. Don't worry about me. You just worry about yourself. It's pretty [ __ ] bomb. Do we have ice cubes? You can eat that? No.

We [ __ ] candle in this thing. You want it? No, I don't want it. Okay. You good? No, I'm just very intrigued. It's probably a once in a lifetime I get. to see somebody slurp so much [ __ ] up. You know the glizzy contest? Where they. eat the hot dogs on the round 4th of. July? >> That's crazy. Do you know the main dude? Uh Joey Chestnut. JOEY [ __ ] CHESTNUT! BRO, he follows me. I'm a big [ __ ]. fan. Joey Chestnut, if you're watching. this, I love what you do.

You know when you asked me about. inspiration, that was the that was the. actual name that came to mind. >> Joey Chestnut is dope. >> Joey [ __ ] Chestnut, bro. He'll eat. like he he he won against a [ __ ]. bear. Yeah. But they said that the bear. they didn't let the bear eat for like I. think 3 weeks. And then they put him in. with Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut, he. ate at least I think it was double or. almost triple. 87. The bear only had 86. or something. Yeah. He beat him by a large portion. >> [snorts]. >> Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, perfect the little pieces. Don't mind me. You can keep going. What. was the question? Uh. I'm just very intrigued. Oh, they got the other straws still in. here. That's probably why it's such a. problem. Yeah. Crazy. I love that you guys got me the. mini ice cubes. That's actually so. perfect. >> Very thoughtful. Yeah. About there. More in. What was the question? Oh, this is really dope. I I feel like.

I never met somebody who like damn, I. got to be their friend. Really? Yeah. It's. I like. >> this all the time. >> No, no, no, no. I met Deion Cole at a. party. >> wanted to meet. Deion Cole, Mike Epps, um. Who else was somebody? Me and Kevin Hart became friends for a. little bit. >> Really? What happened? >> his number, but I got it back again. Really? >> down. Is there anything you want to say to. Kevin? Uh you know what? Have you met. Kevin Hart?

Have Have you met Kevin? Yeah. You met. him? Yeah. So, Kevin actually, it's crazy. So, his. son went to school with me. Are you. serious? He's been having money for a. long time. No, no, bro. It was. >> his son was poor. Wait, which Kevin are you talking about? >> Kevin Hart. I thought you were talking. about Kevin Har. Yeah. The actor. No, Kevin Har. No, Kevin He lives in the. valley? I don't know. I'm talking about.

Kevin Hart. You don't know Kevin Har? No. Bro. What about Kevin Hart? Do you So, do you know Kevin Hart? No, I know Kevin. Har. Okay, look. Okay, it's Kevin Hart. He's an actor. Right. Short black dude. He like 4'5". Wait, the short king guy? Yes. Legend. Yeah. He's so dope. You got. to meet him? Uh yeah. Yeah. Where'd you meet him at? I met him at a. comedy convention. Yeah. Yeah. He know you?

I think so. I didn't get that far. So, like how far do you get when you. meet somebody? Depends on the energy, bro. Like for. example, the dude who was in here. before, your director, >> Yeah. not far. Not. >> But let's say it's a legend like. yourself, Yeah. I'm not a legend, right? I'm just a normal But when I'm around. someone like you, Yeah, we are legends. >> The We're legends to our community. I. don't really even have a community. I. kind of abandoned them No. a while ago. No, you're not abandoning them. No, no, no. He's not abandoning them. You had. >> People don't even answer my calls.

But they were. >> Or texts. >> But But they were never of your. community. Well, they were never What. happened was like cuz me and him were. supposed to link up a long time ago, but. like. Wait, me and you or me and Kevin? >> Me and you. I know. But, >> It's a long time coming. How many years. ago? [ __ ] years. >> 2018? Yes, but look. >> COVID. >> But, listen to this though. You listening? Bro, I'm not I'm here. I'm here to. listen. All right. But, what was so funny cuz you DM'd me.

at 4:00 in the morning and I responded. like cuz did you wonder like what the. [ __ ] he's up? No, bro, cuz I don't go to. sleep at normal hours. I usually Like. last night, I went to bed at 5:00 and. that was early for me. I usually go to. bed around 6:00 or 8:00. This Monday, I. went to bed at 8:30. Brutal. But, I can only sleep 5 hours, so I wake. up still at a pretty normal time. >> way. I don't sleep. >> You're just saying that cuz we're both. [ __ ] Geminis. >> Let me try to tell you. Look. Watch. this. And I learned two TV hosts sit. like this. This is where you know you're. getting old.

Really? Yeah. How much are we talking? How much you get a year? I don't know. Remember I didn't tell you. that. >> have good ads on this show. Uh we got a. couple. Who you calling? Kevin Hart? You [ __ ] legend, dude. Call him. What up? Yo, what's up, G? Hello. Hi, how are you. doing? Yo, it's your boy. What's good? Oh, hi. What's up, man? Yellow. Teletubby. >> Tell him your name. Tell him your name. Tell him your name. My name Yeah, tell me your name. No,

tell No, >> Oh, yours. Oh, my uh Tristan. What's your name? My. name's Tristan as well. >> No, it's not. Guess who it is. It's the. artist. He's an artist? Oh, what's up, Picasso? [clears throat]. He died a while ago. I love Picasso, by the way. But, look. But, how much do I sleep? Uh. three a cool three, four hours, maybe. And I don't think that's really sleep. >> Three, four hours? He's just resting his eyes. >> Wait, do you guys live together? Is that. a roommate? Back and forth.

>> I live in I live in his garage. Okay, I'll call you back. How many people you got living there? I got a house for my people to be able. to stay in and I got an apartment. Really? So, you have multiple places? No, not multiple. I feel like I got a. place for people to enjoy they self and. then So, I could stay there like. drifters like myself. >> to come to What last time you been to. Atlanta? Atlanta? Yeah. Last time I was. there I was at T-Pain's house, bro. You. You seen his house? >> Yeah, it's nice. >> He's got a strip club in there. He's. such a lazy You want to go to a strip. club together? I would love to. Which. one do you go to out here? Uh I ain't. been to one out here.

>> Me, neither. Yeah. It's the same like. this is not a strip club place. LA? Yeah. There's some good ones, but I. wouldn't know about them. We never been to Jumbo's Clown Room? What's that? >> [laughter]. >> We're going tonight, baby. >> Let's go, for real. No, we should go. It's a fun one. >> Yeah. How much Actually, we can't put. that in cuz there's the shit's going to. blow up. It's already been blown up. Yeah. They already blew out. I think uh. Charli D'Amelio and Addison Rae, they. made it to popping now, so it's like a. problem. Yeah. Don't go to Jumbo's. All. right. Well, how much do you want to. throw though? I don't throw cash. I.

wasn't going to if you was throwing it. Well, I usually have the people who I. come with kind of just I do the same. [ __ ]. >> Stop, bro. It's so crazy. And sometimes. you're wondering like is this a scam? Why are they giving me so much money to. throw? I never been. >> Let me tell you what. When I Look, when. I go to strip clubs, I give it to my. friends to throw. I don't like cuz I I. don't like. >> I do the opposite. I give I get it from. my friends. Huh? They give me the money. Oh, [ __ ] I thought we. Yeah, when I go to strip clubs, how how. do we do the money thing? What should be. how we do the money thing?

>> Like when I when we go to the strip. club, what do we do how we do the money. thing? We don't Are you still sleeping? He's. still sleeping, dude. >> I'm up, dog. Look, this is my trainer. Holy [ __ ] Are you sleeping right now? What time is it? >> trainer. It's 3:33, dog. You need to get up. You. need to go. and get some. >> He's in Atlanta, so it's even later. It's probably 5:33. What time is it out. there? It's 6:33. God damn it. You guys. are on Eastern Central Time? Yeah. Bro, you need to go out. You need. to go out there and just go enjoy life.

Get some daylight. No, this is very. enjoyable. This pillow is microfiber. Really? >> [snorts]. >> Yeah. Where'd you get that? What what. what website is that? Walmart. Okay. [ __ ] yeah, I'll have to check that. out. I haven't seen that yet. Is it uh serious this thing on your. face? Uh. What'd you say? Do you know the name of the yellow. Teletubby? No. Not yellow. I hope that's not what. you're thinking. What did you say? Why you trying to hang up on me? I'm.

not. [snorts]. Stop trying to hang up on me. >> [gasps]. >> Look, Puggy. We got to end this right now. Where's the [ __ ] thing, dude? Oh, hold on. Puggy, this is me hanging up. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's good. All the kids What's up with this Bluey. thing? All the kids love Bluey. What's. Bluey? You're a father, right? Yes. Two sons and a daughter, right? What's. your youngest child? Youngest child is 3. months. How's your daughter doing?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah, 3 months. Yeah. Is it she or. he? She. She should know about Bluey. She's my youngest. She watching [snorts]. TV, right? No, I don't do the iPad kid. thing. I don't subscribe to that. I. don't want my kids growing up on a. screen. Are you Are you that kind of. parent? No, [ __ ] no. What kind of parent are you? You've met them, right? Yeah. They cool? Huh? They cool kids? How. often do you see them?

Uh. Do you got a favorite kid? Uh probably my daughter cuz she's not. old enough to be annoying yet. Yeah. My. daughter Ireland's my favorite, too. Ireland? Ireland. Ireland? Mhm, that's my daughter's name. You named your daughter Ireland? Mhm. That's super dope. Yeah. What island. were you thinking about when you named. her that? Mhm. What's your favorite island? >> I ain't been to one yet. Stop, you're. trolling. I have not. I just told you I. started getting money. >> is technically an island. It's on a big. landmass that's surrounded by oceans.

>> So, let me clear it up. >> You heard of the Central South Pacific? I was trying to clear it up cuz people. like to think so Island is my favorite. kid when it comes to personality and I. have my daughter Melia. I like her. favorite as in she's very smart. And. then my son he ain't talking yet. I'm. trying to figure out what's my favorite. thing about him. So, it's like character. traits that they have not just in. general. >> like not with the son. You don't really. like him. No, he's cool. He's only two. Right. Yeah. That's epic. So, you started having kids.

when you were 22? Yep. I was 21. Uh so, you had a lot of responsibility. at that. >> For sure, it's been really hard raising. them. >> daddy before I had I love to be able to. be a stepfather too cuz if. You're stepdad? Yeah, I was a stepdad. too. Okay, wait. So, you have more kids. then? No, no. This See, being a step dad. you can step out they life when you want. to. And that's what you did? Yeah. That's really dope. My what me growing. up I used to have like 16 step daddies. That's why I don't mind being one. I. learned from real ones. Yeah. So, you didn't have a father.

figure in your life? No, I had 16 step. daddies different ones and my mom always. say, here's my friend and then we play. the game a little bit and they go to the. back and he come out like. like man, nice to meeting you. And I'm. like, all right. And then it's the same. routine. Crazy. Yeah. Now, is it in. Atlanta? >> know. Mhm, no Kansas City. Kansas City, that's. where my grandma's from. Wait, what. part? Uh Kansas City, Missouri. >> Kansas City, Missouri? Yep. I love that city. It's really unique. It's really crazy cuz two states. >> Have you done a concert out there yet?

>> yeah. Yeah. The next one you do I want. to come. Really? Is that your only show? >> to go on tour? I am. I'm doing actually. I believe it's 54 countries across all. seven continents. Let them know where. the tour is coming like and dropping the. name. Looking at camera. >> is now on sale right now. I'm presuming. this comes. >> Don't look at me. Look at them. >> I know. When does this come out? This. [ __ ] is coming out quick. I'm going to I. can't tell you. >> Like a week, a month, a year? >> We going to do it in 2 weeks. 2 weeks? So then that's all I need to know. Okay. The tour. >> The [ __ ].

Don't [ __ ] do this to me, bro. We had. such a good thing going. Now you're. getting all [ __ ] bossy. >> No, I don't think that was like a. persona. I always wanted to say the. [ __ ]. Say it again. The [ __ ]. The [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Uh what was the question? The tour. Let. them know where the tour is at. Where do they get their tickets? What to. expect? What makes this different? Why. is this tour so special for them to. come? Why does it mean so much to you? This is the first world tour ever. People always say world tour, they have. a continent, maybe two, maybe three. They're like, "This is a world tour.".

That is not a world tour. You're talking. to a guy who's played six concerts in. Antarctica, okay? I'm going back again. at the end of this year to do another. show. But basically. I recorded this album in 82 countries on. all seven continents, and now I'm taking. the tour to 56 countries on all seven. continents. I'm going to do a show that. is worldwide, made for the people of. planet Earth, and I hope to see you. there. That was beautiful. This was fun, man. We got to do this. again sometime. Uh that's what.

that's what hoes be saying. No, I'm not talking about it like that. I'm saying like Yeah, I know. I'm saying. I'm used to that [ __ ]. >> Maybe we make the movie. You got to go down a little bit. And um. this was one of the episodes I put. together to have a fake director. So. that was a fake director supposed to get. you your verse. Really? Yeah. >> That wasn't the actual director? No, it. wasn't. I mean. >> Who's the real director? Uh we don't. have one. What? Wait, so you're the. director? Yeah. An actor? Yeah, he does play yeah. >> is no Brenda.

>> No. No. Bro, you are you're a great. actor, man. You have a real bright. future in this [ __ ]. >> Thank you so much. >> Honestly, that was intense, dude. No, he. was really excited to do that. I was so. scared. I was so scared. Oh, you got some yellow. on him. Oh. Oh, no. Supreme on a. supreme. >> Oh, god. But, let him know like the salt. of the earth. He was like he was happy. what him and his cameraman right there. He's from Kansas City. And he was. letting them know like. >> from Kansas City, too? Him. My grandma's from Kansas City. Yeah, but. let him know, man. This is about to just.

go wrong. Well, uh my name's Chad. Chad. Uh yeah. Uh Legend. Thank thank you so. much for saying that. I appreciate that. Um. on the internet they say I'm racist, but. I don't think I am. That's crazy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. He does pranks, though. Wait, what kind. of pranks? This crazy pranks. They just. look him up online, y'all. Yeah, look me. up. What's it called? Chad Shaw? Chad Shaw, I heard you're the. prank guy. Yeah, yeah. >> Bro, you are I didn't See, I I couldn't. put the name to face, but I've seen your.

[ __ ] videos. You're amazing. >> [laughter]. >> Wait, can we say what Chad Shaw what you. do on your mic? Oh, that's right here. Chad Shaw one more time on Instagram and. you know, every Chad Shaw. >> Yeah, while you're at it, follow Funny Marco, as well. What the. [ __ ] This is my show. Okay, I'm just trying to put you on, dog. I was hoping you do the same. >> you on. WELL, PUT ME ON. I want the. shout-out, man. That's why I came. I'm considerate. Right? I mean, [snorts] like. Out of character. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm. sorry. I'm sorry. I just I just saw a. little. >> trying to kick in, see? That's what's.

wrong with him. >> trying to be a clout chaser. I We were. just trying to put you on. I was trying. to put you on and I figure. maybe. >> say all right, all right. Step over. there, please. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's a. god, man. He's up and coming. Uh doing. prank uh and just bringing light to the. interview, y'all. So, uh hopefully no. one's sensitive, but as Geminis, we just. need to bring something new. As you see, I came dressed as this. He came dressed. as that. >> That's insane. And then we have the. pranks to like I just did Well, I just. don't like sitting down talking like cuz. I get sleepy. We look like a couple of. bananas. Yeah. It was [ __ ] sick, man. I think the.

vibes were really right. >> [laughter]. >> The vibes were immaculate. >> You remind me of what's his name off of. Wild 'N Out Friends, off America's Most. America's Most Wanted America's. America's Most Wanted? Yeah, what's that. movie? America's Most Malibu's Most Wanted. Oh. >> What's the dude that played him? Gary Anthony Williams. Yeah, you remind. me of him. Crazy. You have like the same. personality. You think so? Yeah. And it's fact that you funny and you.

have your own unique look and you know. how to do music and you have a. personality. It's like you great. That's. what makes you the legend. You're the. real legend, bro. Thank you for having. me here. It's been a goddamn honor. 6. years in the making, maybe 7. Yeah. Who do you think I'll go to each other's. funeral? You think I'm going to yours or. you're going. >> For sure, bro. I already been picturing. the whole funeral. It's going to be I'm. going to do a pre-recorded DJ set. I'm. going to have a look-alike play the set. I have this $20,000 mask on my face. I'll have the dude wear that and it'll. be a whole [ __ ] extravaganza. >> So, do you think I'm going to come to. yours or you're going to come to mine? >> You'll come to mine, I'd hope. Okay.

>> You're invited. Yeah. So, you're going. to go first. I hope people show up. I. think it would be a small crew. Oh, by. the way, that reminds me, when I die, I'm going. to give all my money away to my. foundation, Dr. Oliver Tree's Art Grants. for Baby Geniuses. So, I've designed a. system where basically the people who I. collaborate with while I'm alive, they're all going to be able to decide. and potentially you could be on the. board if it's something you want to do. But, they're going to all vote to where. the money goes. And so, my kids, they're. not going to get any of the money. Baby. mamas, they're not going to get any.

money. All the money goes straight back. to the artists cuz they didn't make that. money. I didn't even make that money. I. was just sitting there channeling art. one day. So, the money goes back to the. other artists. So, I think it'll be a. great day when I die. People are going. to get a lot of funding to make art. Yeah. >> [clears throat]. >> It'll really interesting. Bro, thank you for tuning in. to the most episode that. got to go through the park. And if you not here, where the hell you. at? Make sure you get your tickets right.

below. So, right now we're going to drop. the link of the tour that's going to be. right at the bottom. Uh put the tour right here as well my. hands. That's the tour. Make sure you go check. it out. And this is it. Uh NBA YoungBoy, please let's get this feature. Please NBA YoungBoy, I need this. It's all really neat. And I say as any dream artist you like. to work with? >> NBA YoungBoy. That's that. Thank you guys. Everyone, let's give a.

round of applause for the first episode. of the year. >> [music]. >> Wave.