Wale Won’t Stop Calling Marco a Thief & Marco Makes a Wild Confession 😂

You okay? You write me a movie. Can you. write me a movie? >> The thing about it, [ __ ] I can't. write. >> Okay. You can act. You can't write. >> I can't I. >> You're in the back door. And you're a. good thief. Those are the things I. learned about. >> You picking up the wrong [ __ ] about me. >> I'm I'm picking up. >> I didn't sit here and just told you I'm. a [ __ ] praying. I support you. All. this other [ __ ] I do for the. >> So, I can't acknowledge the fact that. you like you smiled. You smiled when you. said you were a thief and you haven't. smiled since. [laughter]. >> [music].

[music]. >> This episode is brought to you by Into. It Turboax. >> Hello world. This is the one and only. Marco and I'm sitting here with W. What's your real name? Government name. >> Olu. >> Huh? >> Olu Wle. >> Okay. So, break that down. So, and then. you just stuck with W like as the rap. name. >> It's a short It's a shorter version of. my name. It's a common name in Euroba.

culture. >> Have you ever worked a 9 to5? >> Yeah. >> Where at? >> My first job was at a bagel shop. Like I. just wanted to get some nice shoes. Like. I just want to get I just wanted to have. all the J's. >> Then I was like, you know what? Like. this not my vibe. And then I got a job. at this store called Up Against the. Wall. >> And like they only hired like. >> you have to know how to dress. you have. to know how to talk to people your A. like you have to be cool to work there. [music] So I worked there and I think I. learned a lot about what's helping me. now in my career over there like you. know what I'm saying like we was like we.

selling icebergs selling coogi selling. everything like all different types of. people coming in there and then I worked. at a shoe store then I worked at Sprint. and Sprint Sprint was my last Sprint was. my last job. >> But was you quitting jobs or was you the. twoe notice? >> I got fired mostly for the most part I. was getting fired a lot. >> That was amazing. Like that's dope to. get fired. Like me, I never got fired. [snorts]. Like it's dope cuz if you wouldn't have. got fired, we wouldn't have you today. >> Yeah. A lot of things like that hurt. back in the day. Like even getting. kicked off the football team got I was I. was heartbroken.

>> What position did you play? >> Why you say what's the inflection part? >> Like what's like what position did you. like I like. >> like No. What's the inle like what you. would you. >> I just can't imagine you playing. football like like me. >> Why is that? >> Me and you are like the same. [music]. >> I I can imagine you playing you can't. athletic. >> No, I couldn't say quarterback, wide. receiver. I. >> You're from Missouri, right? >> Yeah, Kansas City. >> That's like the burden. >> I see a running back. I see a running. back. >> I was That's my position I played. You. know, >> four straight. >> Yeah. >> Why? I'm. >> Because you chill.

>> because you type that just like man you. like they were like we down. You like. man we good. >> Hell no. Like we good. >> I used to be pressed. I used to be like. man we losing man. Y all think this [ __ ]. sweet. Like I used to be crying when we. lost. >> See I wasn't athletic and I I don't. know. I think I took my mama jeans. Like. I couldn't do [ __ ]. >> No. I was talking a lot of [ __ ]. >> Try. I used to talk a lot of [ __ ] in the. locker room, though. >> But I I was a good thief. I stole a lot. >> So, you got to be fast to be a good. thief. >> Yeah, but I was sneaky. I know how to. steal. >> We could fit that into some coach's. scheme for some. >> You stole too, right? Didn't you?

>> No, I really like a couple basketball, baseball cards back in the day. >> I was going to stores and [ __ ]. >> I wouldn't like getting nothing. expensive. That [ __ ] felt dirty. >> I used to steal from people that knew. like [music] that wouldn't know like the. [ __ ] was missing. So, that I was a. respectful thief. I don't think. But how. do you know if they know if it's missing. or not? >> I mean, cuz they had a lot of it. >> You pocket watching. >> type [ __ ]. >> Pocket watching and stealing. That's a. nasty combo. Back to back. >> That's how you have to do it. >> Nah, you a back door [ __ ]. >> No, no, [ __ ] Marco. No, I'm saying all. these all these years and all these fans.

you've acquired. We We need to find out. you. You said you like to find Go. >> But let me break down how the stealing. came and made me humble. >> Stealing is just a nasty word that just. it flows so easily off. >> Okay. Well, let's stop saying stealing. I was a thief. Okay. Okay. So, [music]. look, I was a cold thief. >> Yeah, >> thief is a little bit better. Thief. sound more. >> everybody. Make sure y'all go ahead. >> No, here you go. You all right? I. already know you ain't you ain't got no. money on you. Um, >> you [clears throat] right about that. >> All righty. Look. All right. See, you. can know when somebody got money on. You. see, I I was trying to. >> be falling in my pocket. >> April 15th is the tax day and it's.

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matched with the Turboax expert with. real time updates in the iOS app. >> N so like I [music] feel like stealing. did open my eyes to realizing like if. you got it I feel like I got it. I don't. know if that's a I don't know I don't. know if that plausible for me to get. basted like you giving me petty D5 like. yo like like a. >> and like do the little funny Marco Funny. Marco like. >> they got you on the wall FBI's most.

wanted like pocket. is number one pocket thief he goes by. funny Marco. >> no I said back then it was just Marco so. I like breaking in cars I wouldn't steal. like I was. >> breaking in what. >> okay cars I steal caves and [ __ ] that's. not No, it I wouldn't steal the car. See, I need. >> steal the contents of the car. >> No, I still the change. >> that's in the car. >> Yeah. >> So, why you leaving it? >> So, the risk of is for some little. change. >> No, I make sure it was around like 3:00. a.m. around that time. He'll be. >> all right. For some reason, I feel like. this wasn't like that you're not too far.

removed from this state of your life, but we going. >> No, no, we definitely are. >> Yeah. No, I love to give. >> I don't know, man. I don't know. But. it's cool. It's all good. >> See, but look, I'm not judging. >> No, I know. But look, when people are. loudly to talk about things, that mean. they got past it. Usually people that. don't like to talk about things, they're. still dealing with it. >> Uh, yeah. >> No, cuz that's when people just be like, >> uh, uhuh. >> That's when people are really not open. to like. >> He talked about it. That's good though. >> The album's nice. I love that. >> Yeah. Yeah. I like that P. That was. great. Did you really listen to it? Are.

you like Are you Are you like. >> You put me up. Let me tell you. Let me. tell you how you put me. I'm going to. tell you. You put me up on uh Odell. >> Yeah. [music] Odal. I'm thinking this is. Brent Fire. I'm like, "No, this." And I. looked into it. I started reading. I was. like, "Brand Fire." I was like, "That's. not him." And I looked up all day like, "Let me listen to his other shit." And. you put me up on them and that was dope. So that was dope for you. [music]. >> I think they sound different. But I I'm. glad that you up on them. He make good. They both make phenomenal music. Burn. >> What was What was different about this. album? Cuz one thing that was dope cuz a. lot of people spoke for you too [music].

when they was like, "Man, this skip.". >> What was that? >> They was around with comments. They said. no skips. [music]. >> Oh, everybody got comments though. I read I'm telling you the good ones. like no skips. This is 10 out of 10. So. just overall where was you at when this. album come out? Like in your head when. you was making this album. >> making it I was just in a place of. isolation. I was really like I was just. by myself. >> You know I had to the industry was. changing rapidly. I changed management. I changed labels. You know what I'm. saying? Like [music] a lot was happening.

and I was just writing every day. And. this is kind of like my first album. Like I'm dooo. Like my first album. I. feel it almost feels like a debut in a. lot of ways to me. [music]. >> Just a new start. >> Yeah. >> Can anybody write for you because it's. something like you different? Can. somebody write and think like how you. think or is it so hard to write for you. because you think so? >> There's only one time that I uh. participated in like like [music]. collaborating with my verse like it was. just I was with uh Kanye. I was writing. for Yay in Paris and he he was like uh I. was trying to get him on this one song.

and he's like yeah yeah I got you. And. he's like yo let's do this one first. [music] M. >> and then we did it and then I wrote a. couple verses like wrote my own style. and he was like, "Nah, you should try it. like this." And then we did it his way. But that was that like after that moment. I was like I'm going to not be. collaborative with [music] the verses. cuz you know what I'm saying? But I. don't think nobody can write for me. >> Yeah. Because you got a unique style. like poetry. I wouldn't call you a. rapper. I just say you're a poet. [music]. >> Some people say that. I think I'm. rapping though. But I mean rap is rhythm. and poetry. So.

>> Yeah. Yeah, cuz you. >> as a slight. >> cuz you're like run damn seed like them. like yeah [ __ ] run there like. ice cubing them that's like. >> I mean they they annunciate they they. know what I'm saying. >> they doing they [ __ ] but you don't do. that. >> but that's 19. >> you like res is real roses is red. princess is blue sometimes pink. sometimes blue woo woo w. that that sound like like a racist like. a like a joint you trying to call me. some type of [ __ ] like woo woo I did not.

monkey. >> Oh my god. >> Damn. Are you one of them? That's crazy. I came all the way to find out. Funny. Mark don't like his own. >> See, this is See, I look I'm over here. >> All right. You know what? I'm taking it. back from everything that you used to. wear. What the hell you know about me? I. didn't talked about the phone polish. More about nothing. Like we we going. shop for shot cuz like who's your. favorite comedian? Who you look up? Who. you looking? >> I don't watch [music] things. I don't do. anything. >> Dave Chappa got to be one of your. favorite comedians. >> Ashley Davis. Like they one of my goats. Who's yours? >> Um,

>> you got it's probably like Mike Eps in. there somewhere. >> Mike Mike is is there. >> Are you familiar with like George. Carlin? >> Uh, probably have to see his face. Simbag is there. >> You got like. >> Richard Prior. >> Richard Prior. I could see that. But. George Carlin was like a. >> He was like he's like a lot of. philosophy. >> Is that the daddy [clears throat] from. He played on the Wash George? Is that. him? >> I don't think. No. George Colin White. >> Oh [ __ ] He's he just all I'm g say is. just just go look up look like because. because he was he was saying things that. was like really like like he just talk.

about a lot of touchy subjects but like. be real passionate about it as somebody. you know I always like to study like. things that is like in my world but like. the opposite side like. >> the Beatles [clears throat] you know. what I'm saying I'll look at I'll like. listen to a lot of their stuff and. listen to their song structure listen to. how they do they hooks and I get. inspired like you know what I'm saying. and I I tell my friends and other. professions, whether it be sports, comedy, whatever. Like, look at somebody. who's super successful, >> legendary, but like from the opposite.

>> So maybe you you would look up a white. lady, a woman that's a crazy comedian or. successful and just find a way. >> I like Rosanne. >> Rose. Nah, you tripping. >> She trip. She Yeah. Nah, you tripping. >> Rosanne will be good. Like, but what. you're saying is right. Why? Why. Roseanne? >> Ain't she white? >> Yeah. See, she white. But now you got to. stand on it. MAGA. >> So you mag anti-black. You maga. Keep. going. Let's What else we got? >> What's going on? >> You said Roseanne. She like said some.

crazy [ __ ] about. >> I don't know what's going on. >> You just said her. She She's your. favorite comedian. Like your favorite. >> No, I said like Roseanne. >> You You Nah, you ain't had to say her. name though. Like you. >> No. When I tell you like I'm not in hip. Like I said, I'm not in hip. I like. >> Who sent you? >> Who sent me? >> Yeah. Cuz we hearing about who who you. work for. >> No, I actually don't work for. >> I just said Rosanne out of the club. Cuz. when you say cuz I remember watching. growing up as a TV I remember Roseanne. that's the only white lady I can think. of honestly and Ellen. >> ladies and gentlemen Marco Summers lad.

Rosanne [applause]. is the only white lady the only white. lady he can think of. >> I got I mean what I mean. >> you comedian you're a great one but like. you don't study like like like everybody. all of like. >> not white old ladies. >> but there you had everybody said white. lady cuz that's the opposite of what you. do like. >> okay you didn't say opposite say I'm. thinking you. >> No, let a woman. >> Why did you say Adam Sandler? >> Because he's a man. I say the opposite. >> Okay. Type [ __ ].

>> Yeah. It's just like little things like. that. [clears throat] Like you Oh, I. like wherever you got me at, you can. build off that. >> type. >> That's just I'm just saying some deep. like creative thinking [ __ ] That's how. when I'm writing for somebody or. producing for somebody, I try to get. into like. >> I try to feed them information like. that. That's all. >> No, that'll be good. But I think. >> I think I think you're good at what you. do. That's all. >> No, I'm for real. No. >> Do you watch movies? What do you do in. your spare time? >> Uh, overthink. >> What song? What? Can you break down the. meaning of the song? Cuz I like the song. and I'll be telling you know about Rock. Stadium in Atlanta.

>> I don't got no song going. >> O like what's the. calling me big head though? Hey, >> it's pressure. Pressure. What you. expect? >> Yeah. What? Can you break that down? Cuz. I like it. But I I'm like, damn. I. really want to know like the meaning. >> She calling me big head. She calling me. like she calling me like she think like. she saying I'm feeling myself. But what. made you It was like a lot. It's It felt. like Afro beat too. But I'm rapping like, you know, I'm. using a little bit of pigeon. Like I. don't got the best pigeon in the world. Pressure. Pressure. What you expect? My. habasha conjo is like a like a East.

African Ethiopian girl. Conjo like she. control it the best. Show me your waist. Come out your dress. Like take off your. dress. >> Um I do I don't want attachments but I. do want text. No, I don't want text. I. want attachments but I don't want text. Don't want attachments. I grew up on. gary and peanut for stress. Uh gary and. peanut is like what you eat when we like. Nigerians like we ain't have like much. like all you need to do is put some. water in the gar. >> and have some peanuts and I'll be lunch, breakfast and dinner if you ain't have.

it like that. So I grew up in Gary and. peanut stress. Now I chop I'll go meet. with the chef. Now now I eat I can. consult a professional chef you know you. know rags of riches to so it's just my. rapper [ __ ] I'm just fusing it. >> Oh let me ask you that question. Like. back in when you used to make music did. you know what song? All right. This was. a hit. Is it different now? Like when. you used to make songs like where flyer. flight. name was famous when he got that I'm.

trying to think you maybe. >> keep going now. I was getting an. annotation for genius. >> Yeah. And like when that when you made. that you knew and. >> I had you know what's crazy? I had my. kid to that record too. >> Shout out. >> Yeah man. Yeah. She that was her. favorite song. She played it all the. time. I'm like [ __ ] All right. This we. got to do it to it. So but.

>> you know when that song came out did you. knew this was it? Like wow like. >> this [ __ ] is it or that you got. >> I wrote the first verse and the second. verse like a year and a half apart. So I. ain't really it was a lot of like a lot. of uncertainty going on. So I ain't. really think about it like that. I. didn't think it would be like four times. platinum. I didn't I've never thought. like that cuz I ain't think like that at. all. >> So when that happened like how do just. you know taking a day with you when you. know a song was just going up. How do. you you just accept it like how cuz I. never get to experience that. Can you. just tell me like how was your day just. like you might not a song like that.

unless you write me one? >> I could. >> Yeah. You need some money though? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> See. >> you. Okay. You write me a movie. Can you. write me a movie? >> The thing about it [ __ ] I can't write. >> Okay. You can act. You can't write. I. can't I can't back door and you're a. good thief. Those are the things I. learned about you. >> You picking up the wrong [ __ ] about me. [clears throat]. >> I'm picking up. >> I didn't sit here and just told you I'm. a [ __ ] praying I support you. All. this other [ __ ] I do for the community. >> So I can't acknowledge the fact that you. like you you smiled. You smiled when you. said you a thief and you haven't smiled.

since [laughter]. >> I just did. >> Pocket watching and stealing. That's a. nasty combo. Back to back. >> That's how you have to do it. >> Yeah. Like that's now the ratio. So now. you are somebody that I can't open up. to. No telling you [ __ ] You throw [ __ ]. in my face. Yo, this. >> You cannot be a therapist. You can't be. a therapist. >> I wasn't trying to. But you can't be a. friend. >> What? >> That was a You're gas real ass [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Real [ __ ] know how to gaslight, too. >> Yeah, I understand that. >> You're a good gas lighter.

>> I'm not gaslighting that. >> You go viral for gaslighting. >> No, that's you. You're gaslighting right. now. How? >> Because you're making [ __ ] this bigger. I answered your question. You brought up. a white late white lady and I'm trying. to be like why the [ __ ] he say that? >> Because I'm trying to teach you. something. Like like if I if I ask 20 comedians in. your space who they who they study, they. all going to say Richard Pride. Duh. >> Why don't you watch something different. so they separate from the past? >> I say Bernie Mack, [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] everybody going to say Bernie M. He's the funniest [ __ ] on Kings type. [ __ ] Okay. Well, let's send Bag.

different name. >> Tell me a Simbag joke. >> Uh. I'm about to tell you. We not going to. [ __ ] on Sinbag because that that put him. in a bad position. But you just saying. >> No, Simbag. Oh, damn. Is he dead? >> Exactly. Don't worry about it. No, you. said don't worry about it. Don't worry. about it. >> That's where you going wrong. >> No. Okay. Okay. Put him on the spot. Keep the Sag wasn't just really a. jokers. He was a realist. >> Yeah. Okay. >> He was a poet. >> Oh, okay. >> I love S. Let me tell you this. I'm. going tell you something about Simbach. Sinbach sit down with Kanye West and. they was supposed to perform together.

and Kanye said, "Do it like this." And. ever since then, he stopped working with. [ __ ]. >> That was it. We learned that from the. internet. It could be right. It could be. you could be wrong. But. >> that really happened. >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. >> Hello, bro. I want to bring you a. message brought to you by Prize Pix and. also me cuz I'm the one talking. It's. football season and guess what? Prize. Pix is the best place to win money while. watching football. The app is easy to. use. All you got to do is pick more or. less on your favorite players going off. stats and they also show you their last.

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Marco. You got some old clothes you. don't want. >> They ever say you look like Debo Samuel. >> a little bit. You got some old clothes. you don't want cuz you. >> got to get some. What size shoe you. wear? >> What's up? What's that? Same same size. as you. >> N 10 about that right there. >> Yeah. >> Nah. >> No. You got some old [ __ ] that you want. >> I feel like we dueling. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you want, bro. I'm I'm just. >> So you gaslighting. This is where he. just saying I get your number right. >> Yeah. Come on, bro. We Let's write a. movie. >> No, I want the clothes, [ __ ] You just. skipped over it. I'm talking about the. old clothes. I want to I want to make. generational wealth by. >> actually now I [ __ ] that [ __ ] No, you.

know what? Yeah, take the clothes. >> All right, bet. >> Yeah, let's get. >> Why you say it like that? Like it ain't. [ __ ] Like you going to give me the. [ __ ] clothes? >> Cuz I don't I mean you know [ __ ] coming. in and [ __ ] coming out. >> Where you stay at? What? What state? >> Everywhere. >> No. What state you stay in? >> Everywhere. All of them. >> No. Where where's your favorite house? What's like what you be having in the. house? >> The thief is asking me this question. The [ __ ] that smiled at thief three. times now. Every time he hears the word. thief, he smiles like the Grinch. And. asking me what do I have in my house? Yo, you got Yo, fam. Fing.

>> I'm honest. >> Fam, >> I'm honest. >> What do I have in my house? >> Yes. What's your favorite. >> What you got in your [ __ ]. >> Well, I got a little bit furniture, TVs. >> Yeah, same [ __ ] Yeah, type [ __ ]. >> Oh, >> yeah. Hair product. >> Okay. >> That [ __ ] working like a [ __ ]. That sprouting like [ __ ]. >> Type [ __ ]. >> I got I got I got I got a lot of empty. I got I got walls that just need Grammys. and like like accolades. >> That's all. And dreams. I don't got [ __ ].

in my house. >> Yeah. No, you you there. So that's dope. >> Where? In my house. >> Do you sleep? >> Nah, >> you seem like you don't sleep. >> No, I don't. >> I know. I don't sleep. >> I know. You just really don't sleep. >> I don't sleep. >> Yeah, >> I don't sleep. I should sleep more. But. >> And you seem like the type that like. you'll give somebody a number and they. like you can hit me up and then when. they call you'll pick up. No, I'm I'm I'm really um I really get I. don't like uh being contacted. and not because I don't want to cuz it's. like I'm not good at FaceTime especially.

when they cold FaceTimes out of the. blue. >> I feel like it's like a lot of like. personality buffering I got to do to. answer the phone and then phone and look. at you. It's a lot of work to me. >> Yeah. to me. >> in general or you say. >> no I I'll probably answer I'll probably. answer. not I wouldn't answer FaceTime. >> why not. >> I don't like I don't want to FaceTime. it's not flattering. >> I'm just saying but just being like yo. what you up to just like chilling.

>> so why we got to look at like. >> I'm just looking I want to see the house. where you at the surrounding. >> I don't. me trying to line me up again the [ __ ]. said who he was the first 20 minutes of. the jump but he's reminded Go ahead I'm. sorry I was. >> I think you take things the wrong way. because me telling you something is. because All right, bet. I'm sitting here. with you. I'm I'm like, "All right, I'm. >> What's in your house, my [ __ ]. >> What's in there?" No, no, no. But but. yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. Cool. Movie. But. >> that's normal. What's in your house? What do you have in Whats do you have in.

your house? >> That's normal. >> I got toaster. >> I got air fry. >> Oh, I already got that. >> I mean, just that's dope. >> Yeah. I don't That's what I'm saying. I. don't I can't I can't satiate your. palette with what's in my my house. >> Yeah. Vocabulary is very big. Was you. not Was you the spelling be champ in. school? Did you like spelling? >> I go to a regular school uh from sixth. grade to 12th grade. So I ain't really. have I I had a lot of time to read a. dictionary. That's busy work. >> Did you graduate your diploma? >> Yeah. I played in college. >> Yeah. How how was it though? Cuz me, I.

struggle with getting that and just with. words. It's just words ain't my favorite. thing. >> What's your favorite thing? Stealing. [laughter]. >> Not that. I'm just saying. every time you mention thieven stealing. I'm going to say miscreant like what. type of [ __ ] do you like yo every time. I'm just saying. >> I'm a good guy bro. >> yo I know a lot of thieves bro that are. good people. >> look me up do Marco steal won't nothing. pop up. >> not after this [ __ ] [laughter]. if y edit don't want yo all your old. charges going breaking and entering.

>> I never been to jail that's good. >> that means you're good at your job. >> no no no I'm not saying that no I'm not. saying that. >> listen smiling again it's cool. Hey, listen. I'm not I'm not going to. judge you because you was being honest. and like you was being straight forward. like y you was good at stealing. You. ain't want to go play 21 or throw a. tackle with with the you wanted to steal. from them. >> What is some other hidden talents that. you do do that the real don't know about. or you like I never put it out. >> Sometimes I actually like be like damn I. don't think I'm good at nothing else. Sometimes I feel like all I can do is.

make music and. >> and then I start feeling like it's my. whole worth, my whole identity and [ __ ]. like that. But that's a deeper. conversation. Um, I'm I'm at Madden. >> I can beat you on Madden. >> You want to put something up? >> Yeah. >> Who going to sponsor it? Somebody. watching this? >> Uh, prospects. We can set We can play. tomorrow. We can go. >> Let me I got Let me do my research. >> No, I'm saying they can put it up for us. and whoever win get the 10,000. >> You just made that number. Okay. Okay. >> I can make a call right now. Who you. play? Who you play? >> I play with the Eagles. >> I don't have a personal vendetta against. that team.

>> Uh, what team you usually play with? >> Detroit. >> Whatever. I should probably Why you say. >> Cuz you give Detroit. >> I was I was thinking Detroit just. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I told. you, bro. I'm not I do this, bro. I not. >> I use somebody else, though. >> Yeah, >> your prospects ain't hit you back. It's. okay. >> No, he going to pick. >> my prospect. My prospect ain't hit me. back. That's how I made that album. >> No, that's Damn, he busy and [ __ ]. >> Y'all going to rewind that. Y'all going. to hear that [ __ ] line. >> Yo, pick up the phone. Hell [ __ ] I'm. making you making him look crazy. Hurry. up, man. He going to steal something. >> Yeah, I'm sitting here with Kevin Hart. with dreads.

He's stealing something. People, people, people, people, people. Kevin Hart, people. I have a [laughter]. movie with the big guy, the Simone guy. We did it again. We're doing it. We're. stealing. We're doing it great. We're. doing it great. We're doing it great. People, people, people, people. People. Everybody. People. People. People. People. People. People and people. People. Thanks. >> I just realized that. And y'all look. alike. I just thought of that. >> All right. >> Who you Who sent you, bro? >> Who? Who sent you? Cuz you you talking. like, >> you know what I'm saying? You're talking. like the people that look that be like, "Yo,

>> look the same." Yo, who sent you to say. I look like. >> Kevin? Who sent you to say I look like. him? >> You do? >> I'm a fan. So what, >> my [ __ ]. >> All right. Right. >> Mhm. >> You tell a [ __ ] like. that he look like Kevin Hart that don't. have no resemblance to Kevin Hart. That. sound like something like like a white. lady at Eran would tell me. >> Mhm. >> Oh my god. You look like Do you look. like you look like Kevin Hart? >> I'll take that. But from a [ __ ] from. St. Louis, a [ __ ] that's from his.

Midwest. Yeah. >> Talking about I look like Kevin Hart. >> Yeah. >> My [ __ ] that sound awfully racially. racially like charged up. >> Don't throw the R word. >> Racial. >> Don't Don't throw it. >> Racial. >> Don't throw it, >> my [ __ ] Kevin Hart, my [ __ ] You. could have been like, "Yo.". >> All right, people in the chat. Do he. look like Kevin Hart? >> Where the chat? Where is at? >> I don't know. Just when it come. >> word, it already incites a whole another. level of like wahala that come with that. chat. Yo, I look like people in the.

comments. >> So, who you look like? >> Uh, [ __ ] Denzel Washington. >> Denzel Washington. >> Yeah. >> Denzel. Uh, they said I look like what's. the Omar Ess? >> Yeah. Mike Tomlin. Omar. That's a That's. a That's a joint. Mike Tomlin. Oh, yeah. You don't play sports. You still the. coach for the old coach for the. Steelers. >> No, that that dude look Oh, wow. You. trying to say I look like just just a. >> [ __ ] that look like that [ __ ] that. look like Omar EPS? Yes. Yes. Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. >> No, that's not right. Mike and Omar. historically look alike, but you too.

busy. You're too busy stealing that you. don't even know these these. >> Bro, your skin look nice. You want me to. tell you your skin look nice, [ __ ]. Thank you. You You made You made some. good progress, man. >> Thank you, Kevin. What do you mean good. progress? Are you saying it was [ __ ]. up? >> No, I'm just saying you was looking for. it. I gave it to you. >> You was like, "Yo, sill. You gave me the. OP. You wanted to be like, why would I. say YOU LOOK LIKE S? >> What state do you stay in?". >> N. Why do you look like S? What [ __ ]. There's no seal, nothing like you just. wanted to. You want you got it. So just.

say just say thank you. Like you say you. stay in DC. >> I love them. >> St. Louis. >> You ain't in St. Louis. >> Yes, I am. >> No, you're not. >> Yes, I am. >> No. >> When I go on tour, I'll be. >> Yeah, >> I'll be there. You going to come? >> What you doing tonight? You want to hang. out? K. >> What's up? You want to go? How many. people you coming with? >> Uh, I got a few. You got another chain. though? >> Yeah, I got a couple of them. >> Yeah, let me wear that one. >> No. Yeah. Well, you got to sign a paper. that you're not going to steal from the. bar. >> No, I'm not. No. >> I don't want to be with like the mother.

like somebody one of the owners like, "Yo, you come out, come hang with me. Hey, Funny Marco's coming. You want to?". And you steal from him and then now we. all [ __ ] up. >> I'm not stealing. If I If I borrow it, >> if. >> if. >> that shit's crazy to me. >> Do you like to read like a book? Do you. reading books? Do you read books? Like. books at home? >> Yeah. Can you do you like to read? >> I I need to start. What? >> Ken K can. >> Yeah, I got I'm on I'm on a like. >> finger joint or like. >> I'm on a fifth grade ring level.

>> finger or just like. >> No, I just clapping. the dog. >> The dog went outside. >> Yeah, >> that's cool. I mean, I just know, bro, I. went to a a school with a lot of [ __ ]. that can't breathe. So, >> yeah, >> very empathetic, you know. >> How was you in school? What would people. say about what would your teacher say. about you? We got to sit down with your. teacher. >> I can't believe it. But I they always. knew I was I I I learned actually. learned that I was talented in um poetry. in like maybe like seventh maybe eighth. somewhere between seventh and ninth.

grade around and like it was just. >> Did you get fights in high school? Cuz I. can't see nobody. >> I can't really I can't man it was a lot. of scary [ __ ] in my school. But. uh yeah, I got a couple. >> What's your record? Your fighting. record? >> Uh in high school? >> I'm trying to think the time. I got. glass a couple times. Um. >> what that mean? >> I got I got punished like maybe like. twice. Imagine him listening to your. music like kids in like group homes. I. made my way in there by being funny by. just being like small. I was small. I. played football. I could dress but I was. funny. So I didn't really have to fight.

till a while. Like I had to fight like a. little later on. >> But then when I got my hands dirty, I. got my hands clean. >> But I I still got I got got molly wiped. like once or twice. >> Mhm. >> I think a good Molly [ __ ] is good for. >> Yeah. >> It builds character. It builds. character. When the last time you got. your ass whip? I wouldn't say I got. knocked out stealing somebody. I got. knocked out before, but that wouldn't be. a fight because we didn't I didn't A. fight is ing meaning that we saw each. other. >> Did you see the punch? >> Yeah, >> it might be a loss. >> Have you seen it? >> I pressed charges.

>> Well, so who did you did they did you. win in your charges? >> He went to school for 160 days. >> Well, I [ __ ] Well, I I [ __ ] with him. though. >> Who him? >> Yeah, cuz he went to the thing that I. was in. It shaped me though. Shaped me. like who I am. Like a really cuz I I did. scared straight before. >> Mhm. >> Real story. No. >> Oh, you went in there? >> Asha was to this uh prison called. Jessup. >> Jessup. And we went there and they put. us they walked us in and they put us in. the shower. The counselor is like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Boom.

>> And then the inmates came. They had this whole thing set up and. they was yelling at every single person. You know what I'm saying? And for some. reason, the time ran out right before. they got to me. And I I I was that was. enough scared straight for me. I was. never I never tried to be tough nothing. since then. >> Pull up my Shannon Sharp impression. >> No, go ahead. Wally, what's up? YO YO YO, >> I WATCH his enemies, you know, he be.

acting so shocked. Really? >> Oh, wow. That's crazy. >> Yeah. It feel like he's that thief. >> Hey, drink some more. You going to get me in trouble? >> Yeah, that's it. Don't ask me about. [ __ ] I ask you questions. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> cuz I'm in deep water. >> And if you say something about me, [ __ ] [laughter]. >> car. [snorts]. >> Oh, damn. Okay, now you're all right. Now you. >> Yeah, man. I'm sorry. >> Cut all that [ __ ] Damn. >> We love you, Ark.

>> Have you ever uh what's the name? Saturday ain't Lou. Have you ever like. tried it? Have you ever tried out for. that? Saturday ain't not allowed. >> Saturday Night Lou. What's that? Uh. >> what's that? Saturday I'll be out. >> Saturday night live the show. >> Yeah, I'll be live Saturday. I be turned. the [ __ ] up. >> So we got that answer in the day. Yeah, I [laughter] feel Saturday's [ __ ] by. Saturday. You like it? They was like how. they was moving. >> What are you talking about? Oh, the. show. The show that Kenan in the mall. >> Come on, man. >> I'm get on there one day. I'm just. saying [ __ ] tried to put me on the. spot. I'm I'm going go on there.

>> Your whole brand is putting [ __ ] on. the spot. >> No, it's not. Listen, >> my [ __ ] You ask question. I'm not. But. we having a real conversation about me. You can edit it out. I'm just asking. have you ever tried off Saturday? I'm. trying to real I want to know how it. went down. >> Let me tell you one thing about me. >> Why you why you deflect when you first. Why did you act like you never heard of. that a show that been. >> a good time for me to just do that? >> But why? No. Some What happened? What. happened? Talk to me. >> Nothing happened. >> Have you ever tried out for it? >> No, I just not yet. >> You do. You watch it? >> Yeah. >> Who some of your favorite cast me and. Kale.

>> All right. Go ahead. What about the new. space of comedy? Like what how do you. feel about the new like. >> I feel like things are changing. So you. got to accept what's going on with it. cuz you got to think about it. Even when. our grandmas. >> seen life, it changed for them with our. mas like Johnny car all like like all. like all that stuff. >> Everything changed. So you got to and. that's one reason I just feel like. >> you can be it's like TVs like you can't. have the same TV no more cuz eventually. go like iPhones are upgrading. So. everything in life is changing. So you. got to understand I got to get with the.

program right. >> or it's just like that's the point of. living. That's when you got to. understand. How long you been doing? How. long like have you been like dedicated. to the the the craft of like comedy in. general? >> I probably since 2018. >> Okay. Who Who you like right now like. active like that's like like that's. that's doing anything now? Any age, whatever, any group, any race, who you. who you [ __ ] with, like who you. >> uh Drisky does his thing. I. >> I never seen him do stand up, but he's. done stand up. I know he's. >> So with standup, Mojo Brooks. Um. >> I like Shane Gillis.

>> Deion Cole, too. >> Deion Cole. He been He been He's like He. probably one of the most underrated, >> bro. >> He one of the most underrated for sure. >> Yeah. >> The young [ __ ] on uh SNL, I forgot his. name. >> Uh uh what's his name? Uh. >> Cam. >> Yeah. I I I like what he adds to it. You. know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. Who's a celebrity that you was. happy to meet? Well, not even like damn, I get to meet them like cuz you've been. famous for a long time. I my my because. I don't really really had a moments like. it's been a while but I think when Obama. um had his like going away party at the.

White House and nobody cares it was kind. of it was it was dope cuz I I really got. to really my own two eyes like see some. of the biggest celebrities I've ever. seen like completely like regular like. not. >> not curated not not told what to do. So. like from Jim Harbaugh to [ __ ] uh Tom. Hanks, I remember being fried like on. the front of the the White House. Like. I'm just just f everybody been and I'm.

talking to like two security guards from. DC about oh um uh Castaways. No, Castaway and Po Fiction. Like I'm just. whatever. But it's like a moment for me. And I remember being at the bar with. Dave Chappelle and Robert Dairo and just. like not being like, "Yo, this is a mind. [ __ ] that I'm actually like, >> you know what I'm saying? That was my. like probably one of the most craziest. nights in my life.". >> Yeah, >> that's what's up. You give me the same. type of energy like you don't really. like me. I don't really care to speak.

about money or nothing like that. It. just gravitate towards you. >> Yeah. It come money going to cut like. once you start doing the money [ __ ] like. you you start making the bad the worst. decisions. >> Yeah. You know what I'm just let it come. to you and just what you do is going to. get you in the right position. >> You feel like you always been like that? >> Yeah. >> So now the money never kind it never. thing. >> No, I didn't know how to count. So I. didn't care about money. >> Did you Did you Did you ever feel a. moment when it was like like you really. realized it was changing people around. you? >> I left them [ __ ] No, I was playing.

Um [laughter]. >> that was good. >> Everything [ __ ] had them [ __ ]. >> No, cuz right I ain't going to lie. Right when I I hit my peak, I moved. right to Atlanta. So I built a whole new. family if that makes sense. >> So 2018. >> Yeah. I just went right to Atlanta and. then. >> What made you want to go to Atlanta? >> Uh just more exposure and just. >> cuz I I did too cuz when I left Well be. saying left in this co when I got. dropped from this coat like I I was just. here. I was Yeah. I'm going to lie to. y'all too. Like I got I got I got I got.

five Cullinins outside. We about to take. the spaceship to the cullin. We going to. do this [ __ ] thing. But yeah. No, but like when I left InSco, it was. like. I felt it, but I didn't feel it. Like I. knew it was [ __ ] was hot, but I was. around goo. I was around TI, Yo, God, all these [ __ ] that was going into. this next level. So my mindset was like. in a different place. You know what I'm. saying? And bro, I I I credited a lot of. like the drive that I got like is like. my [ __ ] Twin, he don't [snorts] be on. nothing, but yeah. to he know like Twin.

and Gotti Gucci Ti like being around. them and just like kind of just seeing. how they was moving. That's that's what. gave me that next gear to go to where I. was going no hands and all that [ __ ]. >> Mhm. >> And I was like, you know what I'm. saying? Like. >> do you ever you ever felt like you had. like a crazy rejection that made you. like kind of change your arc or change. your like path? >> I feel like honestly we have it every. day, right? In a way. in a way, but. there there's some things that are like. kind of catastrophic that like change. your whole like trajectory like. >> Yeah. motivated to keep the fire like.

>> like getting dropped from Iniscope was a. big thing for me because it was like a. little bit of embarrassment because I'm. the first rapper from DC and I had all. this motion. >> and then you know I dropped the record. with Lady Gaga and I did everything I. was told to do and then you know what. I'm saying I remember I was on the way. my grocery store and my assistant called. me was like yo you know dropped you like. 3 weeks ago over there but like I was. literally about to get on a flight to go. work with Gucci and all these other. people but I never forgot that. I never. forgot that feeling. You know what I'm. saying? It shaped how I.

>> You feel like you needed it. Do you feel. like that moment changed you to who you. are now? >> I mean, no, I was I was I was ready when. I got signed, I was ready to work hard. and do whatever I needed to do. Like. even the my first single with Lady Gaga, like that wasn't my first choice, but I. wanted to do what everything that Incope. told me to do so I could be like a good. employee. Like, you know what I'm. saying? But I learned that like you got. to stand on your your creativity to go. further. You know, I had a lot of things. that happened and that my first record. deal that like changed my mindset.

forever like my literally my mindset. forever. >> So, if you can go back and do it over. again, like would you want it to happen. just like that? >> I don't know. I think any anywhere I. would have ended up I would have. >> figured it out. But it's also like I got. so many like life experiences like my. first record deal like I you know me. like working with Amy Winehouse God rest. her soul like being around the the. creation the end of the creation of her.

album which is one of the biggest albums. of all time like being around that I. don't know I I I got to lose that if I. don't go through these these this. turmoil I got to lose my experience. experience I had with my Ron and seeing. Amy W House at my show and seeing. everything that I seen like I would lose. that. So I don't know. >> And then like me meeting Ross, how I met. him, how I met Ross like that now that. I'm way older like I can I think back.

like man it really shaped who I am. So I. don't know cuz I have a unique thing bro. like. while catalog is like very different. than everybody else. You got the you got. your big three or whatever you want to. call it. You got whatever all that's. cool. You can start from my beginning of. my career to now and I have so many. records. >> Yeah. like I'm on I'm like I've snuck. through every era like just doing my. thing being me and it's because of what. I've been through. >> Before on the other note before we like. you know end the show what is something.

that you can tell me because even like. like my manager just say enjoy the. moment. One thing I don't enjoy. >> your manager is great too by the way. >> Huh? >> She's great. >> Oh thank you. >> She's she's really great. >> But she said enjoy the moment of. everything you go through and I can't. cuz I just so ready to work for the next. moment. >> Same my brother. But how do you. >> No, that they say the same thing to me. cuz I'm I'm trying to keep going. Like. it's I can't I have not enjoyed the. moment in years because like enjoy what. they everybody's saying, man. I'm so. good. Like bro, like congratulations.

And I'll be like, for what? Like no, I'm. not trying to be cynical, but I like I. have so much more. I dream of so much. more for myself that I can't even relish. this thing because it's not a thing. right now. >> So I'm not the best person to ask about. that enjoy the moment cuz there ain't no. moment for if you want. It depends on. how much you want. If you comfortable, I'm sorry, but there ain't no enjoy the. moment until you get what you want. And. I don't know what you want truthfully. Like get my. >> But I never came in wanting nothing. >> Then then if you don't want nothing, you. you you're going to you're going to. you're going to plateau. Like you have.

to want got something got to be in front. of you. >> But what's in front of you right now? >> So it's a feeling I say. >> cuz you say acting is hard. But I'm just. saying like I accept new things. I'm. ready to like take on new challenges, >> right? So I was the type like when I. played Madden, I wanted to play on all. Madden to try to beat it. You know what. I'm saying? So, and then after you beat. it, it's just like, damn, that'd be the. end of it. So, I never really want to. set a tone of just getting what I want. because then you get it. Then what? >> Well, you on all Madden now. You ain't. beat all Madden yet. >> I haven't. >> So, beat all Madden on this thing.

because that [ __ ] you ain't. going you ain't there ain't no ain't. nothing to beat. Like, bro, this [ __ ] is. hard. >> But also, >> you have a generation of [ __ ]. kids, adults, grown up, everybody that. that see what you do and want to see you. evolve. I'm one of them. And it's like, yo, like what's next? >> And I I I I really asked that to a lot. of y'all. I asked Juski that. I've asked. like a lot of the up and like like. what's next? What's in front of you? Like cuz what does it look like for. y'all? >> Because you know, I'm sure you know how.

Martin had Death Comedy Jam and Martin. like but is there's not that many. opportunities for for y'all and black. comedy like you know what I'm saying? young [ __ ] from SNL. Like that's like. one in like 50, 60. Like what what would. it look like for y'all? Like is it. writing? Is it. >> linking with somebody like like linking. with a big director and coming up with a. big franchise? Like what do look like? Because I don't want to hear like oh. like I'm happy to be here. You you way. past that. Like what's next? >> Yeah, I appreciate that.

>> And I want to give my motivational. speech and then you give yours. That's. your camera. >> I already gave about like four. >> I know this. them [ __ ] owe me way. more. Like I can't wait to cash out. >> Yeah, me too. >> Nah, he ain't get I'm getting all of it. >> Type [ __ ]. >> N go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, for. real. Now. >> Okay. Well, bro, I appreciate you for. tuning in. Hopefully, you learned. something because I did. And. take your time. I want you to know that.

you're very important and somebody loves. you. So, if you ever thinking about. nobody loves you, you're probably right. That's my motivation. You're wrong cuz. everybody loves you. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You. wrong cuz everybody love you. You're. wrong as a [ __ ] Cuz everybody. love you and I love you. This is coming. out of my mouth. And I'm sitting here. with my client. >> Why he's going to pass out a positive. message? >> The cheapest uh therapy session I had. No, listen. Believe in yourself cuz if.

you don't, nobody will. I know it sounds. cliche, but it is what it is. >> I heard that one before. >> I love it. Yeah. No, you got to love it. If you love it, you love it. That's. between you and God. Love it or not. >> Make sure you stop what you doing and. follow me. [music]. [music].