Open Thoughts With Tia Kemp

[Music]. so today we got hot wings here and I got. a special guest in the building uh. auntie in the. building we got auntie in the building. right now what's up nephew oh yeah so we. going to be sitting here eating hot. wings and we go at it I'm really you.

like eating hot stuff yeah I love spicy. yeah cuz you always talking. spicy un press your wrap your up like a. mother gift WP on a. Christmas yeah I'm K am I saying it. right what that mean spicy pepper. M why my floss over there where you at. you Wen using this what you you got oh. you be no I ain't used it oh no ain't no. PL in there.

everybody else I see you what happened I. said you been kissing on no actually. uh I was about as in. school now you trying to do your. sentence yeah when I was trying to read. oh you ain't know how to read I still. don't what is your advice to. me what you waiting on on. what why you don't know how to read it.

just be cuz when you come in this world. you just don't know it already well you. could learn now there no excuse though. I'm already busy it don't. matter I'm G help you we gonna start. some Dr Seuss. books I know how I read. them S easy teaching yeah teach where. you see yourself in uh like 48 years 48. years um on in my rocking chair on my. back porch probably eating some crab.

salad with crackers drinking some fresh. lemonade feeding the. ducks or feed my alligator and then. before you push the live button and you. go live what do you think before like. any post you never day what do you be. thinking like I'm about let the. [ __ ] have it or they what these. [ __ ] up to today where they at damn I. could go live I just be excited that I. could go live cuz they always shutting. me down what was the first when you. first had your viral moment what was you.

like damn this [ __ ] real how was you. feeling when was. that to be honest it was probably. about 13 years ago M and I think we was. um in Vegas with 50 Cent In. Mayweather and my sons yeah I was a big. moment and then what about now like what. did come about licking the teeth that's. what I want to know cuz when I went to. Columbia and got them done when they.

shaved my teeth down I was. like with my own shave with my teeth. shaved down for like three days until. they put these on so I was just walking. around Colombia. like is it a good thing or a bad thing. when you do that I don't know it just. became a habit so then when they when I. got them done I was like. oh okay you know and everybody be doing. that when they get their teeth done so. now it's like a Hab you the only. [ __ ] doing that I can't help it.

now M so that mean like you horny or. something will you do that not really it. just mean like don't turn me up nasty my. [ __ ] don't get me started so. that's what you do right before you get. irritated the police pull you over. that's the first thing you doing be. like so yeah so we got hot wings so we. got like the M all the way to hot and. they was like oh since she talk spicy I. wonder if she can eat spicy food and. then I was like y'all know what I'm. bring on the show and then we going to.

try some spicy. food why would you want to try me like. that that's you can't even. read who said that you just told me you. can't read oh you bringing up old. [ __ ] would you like to start from like. the hot to mild to chill it out or do. you want to start off with no why would. I start from hot do that even make sense. yeah because you can get it out the way. I'll start from M you can start from the. HP side no I'm starring from M you can.

start from the hot. [Music]. side so let's get into it here we go. I'mma try to go with a napkin you want. to go with a napkin I don't really I'm G. try to. gra all. right so we got to do it at the same. time we. can. H it's like the uh.

huh you never smell your food do you do. that before you have yeah no no before. you have SE ex do you smell it of course. you be smelling it before you go. in neck. ears under the belly if he got a lap. over as you can see it was passed off to. Dan I'm here and we're here in my office. prospit and we got wonderful news for. you for my new. users for my new users when you sign up.

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let's get back to. it this. basic real. cool I don't got to eat the whole thing. H. nope yeah that's regular. de like no regular. de so you couldn't PO with. me you ain't regular dler I couldn't B. with you. though I wouldn't pass your type what is. your.

type I ain't got no type oh so you. thirsty you don't have no. standards. sometimes so you feel like what's your. ideal. man you can't be a s. two baby mamas is.

enough I got three so you out a. malite yeah and you how 30. 31 but if I was at the. store and let's say you wanted to talk. to me how would you approach me like how. would you like try to get my. number. oh we don't e the last like the last. two. what that hot.

what no don't drink the water yet you. got final let's finish it and then like. we just you know just sit and look at. each. other unless you feel like you gonna. die all right we just going to eat the. last two we GNA finish. them then they cold why would y'all give. me some cold ass wings uh because they. already hot wings so I said order them. cold if they hot at Hot Wings you can.

get them. cold that. B it's. not what you. think what' you get for your first. Christmas. present as a kid. yeah I. remember but I know I'm the first.

grandchild so I'm pretty sure I got. everything but what I could remember I. know I got a big wheel one year you know. the big wheel is. yeah how you ever so oh that probably be. crazy to ask if you ever so weed is that. a police. question kind of but it's been a long. time I I try selling weed one time guess. why I made my money. back I bought a QP.

I didn't know how to break it. down and then I was giving my boys. discount cuz why would I charge my. friends original price cuz I knew them. it was B huh was it B what's that. garbage I don't smoke so I don't. know. [Music]. what you feel that don't you. W clean your mouth man you look a.

mess why you ain't eating your you. trying to set me up no I was waiting. till we get some money or something from. this what what's this a game I'm winning. money what this for my charity. event oh okay a for the kids no that's. for my gr my cousin he 38.

all right we going to do the last. one what I'm sweating I don't like how. it. look remind me of somebody face last. time you been. musty I don't know cuz I don't get musty. I do I be. busy why would you ask me something like. that while we. eating I didn't know those rules to like. we eating you got attitude you got.

attitude problem I'mma tell you that now. you got like a tick and P bom so I feel. like I can be your therapist and I can s. that one already yeah no what they what. they doing she ain't doing nothing to be. honest yeah I know.

[Music]. what was you say something happens. huh what you. say what' you say. what what cover your. mouth excuse me what happened why y'all. put all that stuff on there like that.

bro you I could drink this now yeah let. me get something going on with my hand. all right where you want me how many you. need let me ask. some let. me n for real give me some napkins okay. calm down I'm trying to get it I told. you got. attitude do the little teeth thing lick. the teeth lick the. teeth apies me too lick your.

teeth lick your. teeth DeAndre I'm G to [ __ ] y'all up bro. but that's gonna make it worse don't do. that yes it is oh you done [ __ ] up. watch where you told. it that was an you ain't even eatting.

none of yours that's why I did I threw. it. out so how you. feeling. huh why you do this [ __ ] to people when. you think something. funny so what's your uh this is where. shut me. up I'm get this [ __ ] bro I can. hear.

you you got lick the teeth. back. here you got another. tpck so what um basically I remember you. used to work at Wendy's when you worked. at Wendy's I Ain never work at no. godam don't I ain't never work at no. Wendy's I had a job at mcdonal it was my. first job yeah you went on the days n. you a li I ain't no where did you. getting this stuff from you went the. Wendy's and back in high school they you.

say you used to fight a lot you lost two. fights and who was those two people that. you lost. to who is it and why what do you feel. like you telling you these lies I just. went back and did some research before I. I talk. to look at that big ass pepper y'all put. it give me another napkin bro how many. you. need here you want a piece of napkin. huh do you want a.

piece do you want a piece of. napkin just give me a whole paper top a. hold yeah you. smart all. right all right this a bob the Bob is. going good don't do that it's getting. worse what you be thinking when you get. high cuz I try to get high one time I. try to get high one time and um I went. to sleep. sweating yes I'm sweating sh what the.

[ __ ] if you if you was to beat me for a. day what would you change about. me you got to stop playing so. much breaking. down I did it.

well maybe I shouldn't have did that. well break it down to. me you try everybody that come on your. show I'm thinking we F to sit out in the. lawn chair and go fishing or camping or. whatever we was going to do and all that. what what's this y'all better find. somebody to play with man no because you. said you like you if you were want back. to the episode you said that you like. hot [ __ ] you said you was a hot girl Ah. that's what I asked you when I FaceTime. you I said you like hot you're like so.

when you did that I'm like okay then we. can just do a hot wing. show how many animals have you ever had. in. life that was a good question can't keep. count what was one that you got rid. of then you. regret I get rid what happened I think. they called the people on who my. alligator oh you did that was [ __ ] up.

the neighbors they they see I was. feeding them every day somebody called. um Florida Wildlife and fishing them let. him took him out the lake back there oh. that was like some uh what's that Joe. crocodile well boy that went to jail for. all that stuff it's hot my it's hot you. remember when you dm' me and you was. just. like you think we should do something. and you did the hard ey I was like I. know you wanted to talk to me then you. talk to you like what like like I like. you yeah. no I know you ain't think that yeah I.

like that's why I was like damn like we. make her want to pick me out of. everybody I in your. Le what's that you do your turn I do. mine after you what. I I need one. too my time no we going to share I know. your mouth.

B I don't even play like. that and then Co back out here and stuff. oh I swe over here I see it on your nose. yeah I. know so like what is your thing like you. got to say to the people to the world. like motivation like if you used to get. people motivation what would it be like. don't never give up it's never too late. to chase your dreams don't get.

comfortable go get it it's out here find. you find you stop following the trends. and find. yourself that was. it what else you want me to say I'm. saying that was your motivation speak. yeah I ain't no motivational speaker. what you want me to say I'm just saying. but it could have gave more energy like. you like we could do it over one more. time hey y'all so look I'm here with the. one and only motivation speaker and.

she's going to give you motivational. speaker let me do my part I'm here with. the one and only best motivation speaker. she speaks her mind and she's going to. give you motivation to keep pushing. through life let's pass it over to you. and that's where you do your. part that's your just do you man be you. do what you do do you turn up all right. that's not it we gonna do it over okay. y'all what it do y it's your boy funny. Mark I'm here with the one and only best. mother doing that. bro so you you don't care you don't give.

[ __ ] most of the. time so we here with the number one. speaker motivation speaker and she's. going to push you to if you thinking. about anything if you want to quit if. you feel like you stuck at a point in. life she's about to give you the words. to keep going pass it over to you let's. get it.

I said it like three times I don't know. what you want me to keep doing it. but this what we do with no energy in. that all right that's my camera this one. yours. oh I told you I was bad at [ __ ]. school I'm trying to pay attention all. right all right what it do y'all this my. part I go what it do y'all it's your boy. Marco man and we here with the number. one motiv a speaker if you ever thinking.

about you're done with life if you don't. have no motivation this is who you. listen to cuz she'll get on live and. she'll tell you about yourself and she. can push you to keep going we're gonna. pass it off to. you yeah is. to you can't be [ __ ] serious right. now all okay okay okay okay maybe it's. me maybe it's me maybe I'm doing.

something wrong all right what it do. y'all it's your boy Marco AKA funny. Marco and if you ever feel like in life. that you want to give up and you don't. want to push forward and you ever feel. like you you ain't got enough gas in. your car if you ain't got money you can. listen to auntie auntie got the best. advice Auntie pass it over to you give. it to. her get up get your big back ass up and. get your job all right don't cussing. don't cussing don't cussing all right no. C we going to you got to get up and get. a job backs well then if they come after.

you the community going to come after. you no they not they love it what is a. big back a big back is just a big back. what is a big you could be a big b what. that mean being greedy hungry all the. time just I don't know funny. [ __ ] [ __ ]. up big as [ __ ] right bad. body it just don't mean you a. big oh man what it is V check right now. man we about to turn in VI it's a Vibe.

check time let's get into it what's. that oh man now that VI Che is over we G. how did you feel about Vibe Che and how. do it make you. feel that was a Vibe. check I don't I don't even know what A.

vibe check is what you mean I don't. people be like okay who do you feel. like if you could compare her to anybody. who would it be and I had somebody in my. eye like cuz you could you compare me to. anybody if you that or you want me to go. first and then you go first okay go. first okay I feel like you like the girl. Orlando. Brown Orlando Brown I'm trying to think. that's that name that ain't that wild.

that that's that boy be going to. jail he in jail right now we gonna get. out but I'm saying personality. personality. wife so you going to compare me to a man. no. personality your. turn I don't know I can't put my finger. on it you remind me of one of.

them I think one of them W sisters or. something who think the W sisters. remember them the sister girls yeah one. of it's one of. them one of them W. girl why you say the. girl I'm I'm what like oh Mar and Wayne. not the sisters it's one of the sisters.

I don't know him aart I have to look her. up uh Sean I know Sean Mar and Sean. that's a boy Sean is a boy is one of the. sisters you know which one I'm talking. about you didn't have a long career I. thought she was like the producer or. something like that you know she was. started off as being funny and then she. didn't go far.

you trying to compare me to a jail bird. like as if I'm a crash out and go to. jail no he was funny he spoke his. mind that part not action but just have. thought because he got on he went on. shows and he said he spoke his mind how. you say like sexy red or gorilla mama or. something like. that I I wasn't thinking I didn't want. to give you a mama Vibe I didn't want to. like throw no age in there I was going. off for like how you how you would. think you don't think like a mama you. think like a.

boss that yeah that was good wasn't it. lick your. teeth so like before we do anything or. before we go what is like what is you. got for the motivation people so back to. y'all man what it do y I'm here with the. motivation speaker and she's going to. pass off a motivation for y'all me. that what motivational. speaker yeah I mean but why is you keep. you you sitting here telling all these.

people then they gonna be like well [ __ ]. you f have all these people in my. comments and DMS and saying I'm I'm I'm. a motivational speaker that's you doing. I'mma cut that part of you saying that. so what it do y' it's your boy funny. Marco and we here with the one and only. motivation speaker she's gonna have some. words ofc what are the three words that. you can get people to keep going what. would it. be get up off youro.

ass you can't cuss on this show oh yeah. that [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that's one. thing we don't allow no [ __ ] cussing. on here so what it do y your boy funny. Marco we here with the one and only. motivational speaker and she's going to. pass off some words to y'all to keep. going if you think that you done with. life she's going to tell you how to get. through that dark. path I'm big your back.

that's all advice I could give you so. you don't care for the people I do I. love the people okay well she love the. people so what it do y'all it's your boy. funny Marco and we're here with the. number one motivation speaker that love. the people why you keep calling me the. number one motivational speaker don't do. that I don't like that now I'm being for. real don't do that don't do that don't. give me that title don't do that we. ain't going to do. that we not going to do that because. you're the realist I'll just be saying.

yeah but I'm not a motivational. speaker that's what I thought it was. when you look you up on Google that's. what it. say so who am I to tell like that's what. they say he you Googled your name Google. let me see no no I'm saying we ain't. going to do it right now you going to. see it but it's going to pop up on this. episode. [Music].

[Music]. but it says that in there so what am I. supposed to say who how am I wrong. because you keep emphasizing on it don't. say it don't say it no more what do. emphasizing mean you using these big. words you keep saying it so. much motivational speaker motivational. you making it the key word. number one motivational speaker I'm not.

I'm not a motivational. speaker you motivated me to keep. one thank you you motivated me too okay. y'all back again we with the number one. motivation speaker and she gonna drop. some bombs on y'all because she care for. the people and she's gonna let yall know. how much she love y'all and how much is. keep going this show we understand we. sit down we at our wings and I leared a. lot from her and like I said I got a lot. of people that hit me up and he's just. like I'm I'm feeling down and I want to.

keep going and it was just like when you. get next to you. know the motivation speaker have her say. some words for us and what would you. like to say to those people that's. feeling down right now that's hurt. that's losing everything they can't pay. they rent it's up to you to tell those. people how to get out of that you may be. going through a storm right now it won't. last the sun is near the sun will be. shining soon trust me just be.

patient a little bit more keep going. keep. going it know was good keep going don't. stop don't stop I ain't got nothing else. to say oh no say some other stuff that. was the storm the storm is coming and if. you need me I'm here for you there's. people how they reach to you let me tell. them your number life is beautiful life. is great you tell me a number how to. reach you no I'm not getting nobody my. phone number they on my phone I know. that ain't gonna reach you in my. DMs if I could help uplift your spirit. or your day reach out to me if you need.

me to cuss out one of your supervisors. or ex anybody your mama your daddy your. professor your mechanic your neighbor. even your dog I'll cuss out your. bird call me DM. me that was good how you. feel Aggie what that. mean like you said I had Addie oh. attitude.

agie well what I sitting here. fans and it's our first encounter and. then we about to bring out another set. of H wings so y'all can get ready this. for part two let's make a round of a. noise for part two high WIS we got more. High WIS but these that was just the. first one this is the second one we got. coming so we about to bring out another. dish of them and these are the extremely. hot ones you thought that was it so we. about bring out more hot wings yre why.

you. laugh you done oh God n I'm just [ __ ]. with you but look. but what is you can tell the fans that. be looking forward he so much man what. what is you can tell the fans that be. looking forward to like you know what. I'm saying everything that's coming on. oh. man season two of Auntie's podcast why. did you start like oh man CA it's so. much I know but all man like you got. attitude about. it can you stop start off with more. energy and like you care about what you.

got you a busy person man we got to. appreciate that we love you you say all. men like it's a problem that you. working you not about to do that right. here with me all right let's start it. over right so you got so much coming up. man tell the world what you got coming. into and what they going to be looking. forward. to say oh yeah that's sad man I ain't. good at this stop playing with Auntie. man you already know what time it is. music film me your daddy your mama and.

whoever else I'm right here I ain't. going nowhere Auntie here to stay find. me a uncle I may come out with a show. help Auntie find her find y'all. Uncle like oh when you used to lick your. teeth and [ __ ] they like oh she got. Tourette and I was like oh damn do she. Tourette. you your. tee when you randomly do it did you or.

you don't you don't have that I thought. tette was like when you twitching and. shaking and no but is just something. that you do where you have to do it oh. no I don't have nothing okay they ain't. gonna make that episode I would have. been glad to say that so I could get my. little check yeah make all this other. money I Remember Mama yeah but yeah man. so I appreciate sitting down talking to. you and I just feel like this is uh good. like the fact that I'm sitting down with. the number one motivation speaker off.

why you keep saying. that they be telling me I look better in. person what you think why you be. flip-flopping like that. what you go from one subject to the next. what made you just say they be telling. me I look better and person like you. think I'm looking at you or.

something oh you looking at. me you cute I'm decent I ain't GNA take. cute I'm decent yeah I can see us been. together but you gonna have to work for. it I ain't. easy I work hard yeah you can work hard. for. me doing what no I'm just saying like. texting me calling me standing on top of. me make sure I eat make sure my clothes.

are right that's. it if we got to that point and I do the. same for. you I ain't no one-sided person you. shooting your shot. [Music].

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