Open Thoughts with Donnell Rawlings… @thedonnellrawlingsshow

[Music]. all right speed in uhoh that mean that. camera on right there that red. dot usually I used to go on. places okay all right Marco camera's. rolling here we. go one two 3 let's go oh man thank you. guys for tuning in with me I got to call. you back I got to call you right back. I'm doing this punk ass podcast to.

promote my. special funny Darko or some [ __ ] like. that but let me let me let me call you. back whole [ __ ] place is. disrespectful I walk in nobody ask me. for water they don't know I [ __ ] got. a [ __ ] special is number two in the. [ __ ] world or whatever I'll. call you. back thank you guys for tuning in we at. the live audience as you can see and we. here you don't do that every show you. don't do the same intro is it anything. different I'm just curious and I know. you probably thinking that I'm starting. off very aggressive but level of.

disrespect you and your entire. staff ask for water look what the [ __ ]. they give. me a 8 O piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] ass water. well you are ti do your do your intro. like you normally do it go back to your. reporter voice you got a reporter voice. back to you Bob all right something like. that all right what it do a. little what it do y'all we. [Music].

we here with the one and. only we here with the one and only. jiss jiss and Ninja Turtles I get my. acne right. la la. la going to get my acne right ain't. goingon to tell me nothing there la la. la. la and I'm not happy to be here.

but thank you how you. feeling besides right now you don't know. how I'm feeling besides right now birds. flying high you know how I. feel Breeze Drifting by you know how I. feel it's a new day it's a new dawn and. Darko I'm feeling good. right so what you having I really I I. got to watch your stand up special you. did yeah okay.

and [ __ ] what's [ __ ] the special. no the fact that they gave you one you. think it's [ __ ] see here it is no I. like that I like the St but it's the. fact that they gave you one and I'm only. go go ahead want to break it down but. I'm saying you want the good me or you. want the bad me which one you want it. doesn't. matter the good the bad I'm not trying. to date you or anything I don't even. think you should ever offer a [ __ ] a. good or bad. jeuk you're right I'm 100% right but I.

want you know what for the sake of I'mma. show you this this we got a legend in. the building and I'm so gladly honored. to be sitting next to him because it's. only one of him and his voice is so what. the [ __ ] is going on y'all got trucks. and [ __ ] beeping off his voice is so. distinct that it probably the breath. probably has a smell to it but I love. this guy he's one of my top comedians I. look up to him and I watch them that was. passive aggressive what what does that. mean what is it I hope I'm saying right.

it's when you say something nice and. then you [ __ ] on the person right after. that right but you just said wait till I. get my acne right you got a whole. [Music]. song okay maybe I owe you an this is. starting off wrong but I owe you an. apology I should have done that yeah but. I was prepared for it but I didn't do. nothing you just went right into I'm. easily triggered right I get triggered. very easily and I do apologize that I'm. working myself I'm working on myself and. I'm I'm working on myself so I do o. unapology right.

so when is you going to do it I said I. was sorry [ __ ] can you say my name when. you say it that's let asking too. much it's your show right no it's our. show cuz you I'm sorry funny darkhole. I'm so sorry appreciate it so for the. people that don't know you and the. people are now getting to see you how. would you introduce and there was a. woman when I first walked in here to my. understanding has some very good [ __ ]. [Music].

yeah she just it was brought to my. attention suana. yes I want to sh I don't know and I know. she has a. boyfriend no they don't that's they be. messing around so why was she taking the. plan. B I'm I mean is that a fair. question how you feeling today I want to. shout up boyfriend out no disrespect I.

do no no she don't have a boyfriend whoa. whoa whoa how can you she probably just. didn't want you to come on her you not. her type how you [ __ ] you know I a't her. type bro you definitely not nobody. type and you're favored in these streets. your face is favorite in these streets. yeah you didn't as a little kid at 13. years old look in the mirror and say I'm. going to have to be rich and famous cuz. there's no way I'm going to get [ __ ]. looking like this that's nowhere in your. life you felt that bad and success and. fame has gotten to you so much.

do you consider yourself to be a fine. ass [ __ ] with that. shirt I'm going to do something with GQ. I'm doing like a that's not the question. I'm asking you do you think you a fine. ass [ __ ] has anybody ever told you that. I got sex. appeal you you got what a sex appeal a. sex appeal how. many you said a sex appeal you got sex. appeal yeah who told you that there. somebody you didn't get pregnant who.

told you. that who people be saying that they be. saying in who the [ __ ] is people the. women. yo women say you got sex appeal yeah not. on your payroll no never seen you at a f. reunion these same people never been to. Christmas dinner those outside that. somebody say you sex appeal right then. I'm I'm the finest [ __ ] on TV right now. if you got sex about I'm fine and [ __ ]. if they line us up they definitely going. Su me over you for.

sure I'm definitely look better than. you and I be Dam I two regular face. [ __ ] is having this argument is the. interesting. part you don't think you're now you can. strike me now if I don't look better. than you I don't know even what to say. about that like I said and me and you. went out right now M no money tar name. this regular regular face for face yeah. face for face you a different generation. you get the youngest I'm saying we at. age let's do in our 20s right now we go.

back 22 I definitely High School I was. the man I had him in and out what is you. what was your high school you was in the. my high school I was I was yeah very. short ain't [ __ ]. changed and to answer your. question I was very short I weighed. probably like 85 pounds when I was in. high school scrawny had a big head I had. ashy knees and I wasn't favored all.

right like the only thing that got me. close to a dry hump or three- hour. tongue session was my sensor he might. been funny and you trying to tell me. that in high school [ __ ] thought you. was that. [ __ ] I have. few I have few I have few it's hard to. believe that all right I'm going be. honest it's cuz I had personal so. everything else you said to this point. was dishonest.

I'm just say be being. real you just being real how did you get. famous or known or recogniz how did you. how. I used to be a. police in the. military I was. 5 I was a fourstar general fourstar. snitch.

I was a four-star. general no military police officer then. got out and then I was a four-star. general working in the grocery store and. it was my job to protect all the food. the people in the grocery store oh if. I'm in the grocery store and I seen your. security we [ __ ] y I used you would. you would have stole some [ __ ] no I'm. just saying you look like a. thief you look like you hung out with a. [ __ ] named. R and everybody knew it was R and them. that did it you look like whenever.

something happened it was R and n and. you was n and you did. it I still don't believe that Fame has. got to you to the point where you really. think you. fine you Ain say nothing about your. personality that got him you said all of. this got him. yeah uh in fact like and how we got to. his point in interview he dm' me. multiple times I didn't.

[ __ ] you a liar h i dm' you I dm' you a. couple of times you have you ain't D me. you ain't dm' me. first I did one time so you slid in my. DM. first bunny Marco prize pick scene two. take. six hello world I want to introduce you. to priz Pi you download this app you can. pick your favorite players from any. sports even from Call of Duty you pick.

more or less and what you put in you. will receive don't forget to put funny. Marco you put up 100 you'll get a. 100 and I responded to your slide and. you you want to give people the. impression that I was all up in your. DM you was just like and I knew you was. going to talk about this and I apologize. I had already. apologized no no you but she was begging. to get my T you like and I was like you. don't have to beg I already already [ __ ]. with your work you want to go you want.

the receipts probably not you want. receipt do you want the receipts go. ahead keep talking way to find no we. ain't got to do that n we doing this. [ __ ] what to do y right now we on a. commercial break right now thank you. guys for coming up we got to go right. into commercial break okay come right. back out of the break oh. [ __ ] we went out of the break there. we're back into the break please let. this [ __ ]. y this like a fine [ __ ] to you what.

with all this confidence what I do no. with all this confidence say the date. just the date and this was. 2019. yo that's what you text. me. yo I responded a whole day later with a. question. mark this sound like a fine [ __ ] oh I. want to meet you and. Dave that's not you can use whatever.

tone I I'll do the sentence this what it. say you ask for the. receipts yo and your yo had three O's in. it [ __ ] you met that you met. yo and I question mark as no [ __ ]. thumbs up or nothing just who the [ __ ]. is this [ __ ] that's what that look like. to me then I oh I want to meet you and. Dave I want to meet you and Dave I do. funny videos.

I I I I want to rewind selector run it. back I want to meet you and Dave I do. funny videos and when you get a chance. check me. out on red ain't that what it is when. you ignore. somebody no response here go the next. day I I already let him know I wasn't. [ __ ] with. him. hey when you're in Atlanta can I open. for you.

hey hi it's me when you're in Atlanta. can I open for. you my response I'm not a real [ __ ]. I've never seen you do standup. son this is how this the tough [ __ ]. this what he says I that did he just. walk away he. said I understand I appreciate it. though you you did is that am I lying. excuse me I know you a come here just. cuz I don't want nobody think I'm. [ __ ] Photoshop if you show the.

camera I'm show the camera what it say. what it say what it say right there what. that say son what that right there yeah. bro he got you no don't got me what do. it say no you going make a come on make. fire you [ __ ] I give you a job I give. you a job it he GNA hold you like that. re I think he got you what no just what. it say what did it say soft as a mother. what it say and his voice I say in his. voice. yeah I want to meet you and Dave.

the same funny videos oh what else he. say when you get a chance check me out. what do I say Real [ __ ] [ __ ] come back. and read the real [ __ ] [ __ ] let's read. the real [ __ ] [ __ ] hold. up I never seen you do stand up. son he get away I understand appreciate. it though can I get what did he say can. I get you on my. show and now that was in what was that. what was that in 2019 right. and then I didn't know the [ __ ] was.

going to blow up he got me. right what I say son yo what I say I. skipped this [ __ ] for a whole year then. I was like man what's that Marco [ __ ]. number what I say I did I say damn right. where where right all Blues all blue oh. damn what up son I got a special. dropping on the 27 my voice say I'm more. gangster than that [ __ ] all. right what up son yeah I got a special. dropping on the.

27th let me know if you have space you. can air me out about not getting back to. me your DM if not it's all good bro keep. killing it and then he didn't answer me. yeah then he he tried to curve yo yo yo. he tried to curve you bro he tried to. curve you you can come on my show so you. can promote it I know that [ __ ] said. [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah that [ __ ] had 5. million it was like no I know I said. hell yeah send me an email I'm going to. have uh my peoples reach out I'm I'm. starting to do uh press next week.

appreciate you struggling reading. oh how long you've been TR having. trouble with reading since I was you. know what since I was a kid since I was. a young kid I had trouble reading not. that I couldn't read I had trouble with. reading in front of people and it made. me nervous when I was young that's what. I do I don't have the problem I could. tell that's what I do with what reading. out loud I see words that that's there. that's not really. there so that's what you dealing with. too.

no I just I just never no you dealing. I'm telling you what you're dealing with. when you reading you see what you see. what you want to see to make so you're. teacher what I'm just understanding. where do you get the authority you disle. it that's not a word you're are. dyslexic that's another N word but. whatever is it's backwards dyslexic yeah. that's what you are I'm not dyslexic I. don't read backwards I read straight up. you saw the text message I did that was. a straight up read h. what is your fascination with women that.

you know you could never ever. get I mean it's just like it's the. challenge no it's just it's just you get. you going to get what you. [Music]. deserve that make a lot of sense. yeah like the fact that I see you you. going so far and your career ain't even. started yet I I agree with you on that. but I think it's a trick but go ahead. what it's that passive aggressive. situation I was talking about when you. say something nice and boom I I know you. about to say something very.

disrespectful no I'm not but I knew what. I was getting myself into when I came. here no I'm not getting I'm not. disrespectful all right yeah I'm just. want to let you know that you going so. far like your career ain't even started. yet the fact like I said the fact that. you what 73 I feel like we you letting. people know that you can always keep. going you know what's worse than being. 73 what looking 73 oh yeah I and that's. what that's what you're doing you're. giving 73 who you you giving. Cadillac El Dorado.

1985 that's what you give you giv like. you got black ice air fresheners in your. car you got some shea butter somewhere. in the glove. box that's what you give them so as old. as you want to make me and I heard uh. you you said it earlier what's up Legend. what's up OG what's up. ank how many other ways you can figure. out how to call me old how about DaNell.

that's a old. name Dell is really. old you know what I might have to agree. with you that is an old [ __ ] name. [Music]. yeah what makes you feel like you what. makes you stand out what makes you so. special I'm just nice M some people born. to do certain things Michael Jordan was. born to play. basketball you know what I'm.

saying uh I was born to tell jokes and I. was lucky enough to discover this. god-given talent and turn it. into some money in a. career when was your moment when you. knew you blew. up who he stole that guy's Pizza I still. don't know I blew up I will say this. this I just did I've had a career that's.

been slow paced if you want to say I. have been doing it for a very very long. time but when I did this special for. some reason I feel like I really really. really connected with the audience in a. way that I never done before you know. I'm. usually I slowed the pace. down I articulated my words to a certain. spot and uh I just felt like I could. have said anything would have been funny. so this after 30 years a doing comedy. probably before you were born yeah I.

know that for sure but not for sure not. for certain it would a wild guess so. when it comes to the special can you. give us the behind the scenes do they. need to know what you're going to say on. your special they don't need to know. they will it's people a couple of people. need to know executive producer director. producer those people need to know and. not so you can't just pop up no secrets. because they need to know for camera. angles for shots so you got to have they. have your whole content down and you. have to go with that um they have the.

content down it's more bullet points or. like if I'm working something out I'll. send them a tape this is what I'm. working on just so you don't I mean you. could just run a gun but you don't want. you don't want no surprises right so. they were definitely um familiar with. the material and then the people that. produced my special I've been working. with them like aggressively on the road. for like the last 3 years so they was. aware of what what the material stood. for but now what was going to happen in. the.

moment what was the how was you still. want to open for me or should I open for. you no I you still don't want to do the. stage with me no I'm definitely I said. I'm sorry I can see it in your eyes. man your eyes you're asking me question. but deep in your eyes you feel like this. [ __ ] did not put me on stage and. iiz ain't going to lie to you I was not. going to get on stage I wanted to get. your. number and I was going to call you talk. to you and then I was going to ask I.

wasn't going to talk for a very long. time if you thought I was short on that. text you can imagine you actually. calling me. hi no because I already had a plan I was. I dm' you said I open up for you he like. yo open up for me that's dope I'm like. what's your contact you give me the. number I talk to you like man I see a. bright future in you I I see it in you. too and I'm like oh [ __ ] that we're Dave. now now it's going to get on the phone d. p hey you want to call.

Dave let me see he answer I don't think. he'll pick up for you if let's. see you facetimeing. you know the difference between a. regular ring and a FaceTime ring.

oh not picking up yeah I. bet try again some of my friends that. don't really like be not be my friends. us don't pick up for me either some of. your friends that's not really like that. I think they friends but they really. don't they don't pick up for you cuz it. could have been an. emergency well but then those people not. really your friends it's you give them. two t well then people might have other. [ __ ] to do I don't think too many people. sitting around waiting for you to. [ __ ] call them what do you do if.

somebody put you in the headlock a do. you bite them B do you sit there and. just wait till they release you bite him. right yeah so you're a biting ass [ __ ]. if you got me in a headlock that's. embarrassing I'm too old to be in a. headlock that's a Young Man sport that's. more for you than me but if I got in if. I was in a headlock of course I'm going. to bite you whatever take get the [ __ ]. up off me. mhm You Got Talent I feel like I feel. like your character.

everybody that you play is really. you and I can honestly say even when I. watched the special you talked about a. lot and you guys got to watch it I don't. want to say too much of it but I see the. art that you actually be you and you. actually have a picture of this. [ __ ] and you say it but I feel like when. you do think it you probably like this. dumb as [ __ ] but you still say it I. don't never think anything is dumb oh I. don't never say anything dumb dumb.

thoughts don't come out of my mind but. it's dumb funny now I respect you for. that but not dumb yeah but it is right. every when I'm when I'm on stage like. whatever character I'm even on film or. TV whatever character that um I'm. playing it's got a little me some kind. of way so when you was on BMF was it was. it I wasn't go ahead and say I was. waiting for it what was it hard to tap. in that character or was go ahead and. say what you going to say was I really a. [ __ ] ass [ __ ] that's what you want to.

say I heard it before you're not the. first person was you Donell no I don't. really use the word I don't use the word. I don't use the b. word all right so you don't got no. [ __ ] I got [ __ ]. oops to answer your. question I wasn't a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I. didn't want that I don't want to know. that I already knew is did you when you. tapped in that road was that really like.

a part of you that no but the the the. the sarcastic sense of humor and a dark. place trying to find a place to crack a. joke that was me but I never [ __ ] any. dead bodies in my life if that's what. you trying to get. to it sound like you was saying did I. invite was I was I a dead [ __ ] [ __ ]. no no no that's what you're trying to. say you definitely wouldn't be that if. any some people nasophilia what is it. what is. it how was it freak a [ __ ] any.

[ __ ] that can pronounce that word right. off the rip is a. freak what's the other [ __ ] when you. choke a [ __ ] until she come uh sex no. oh come on. Autos freaky enough your whole crew is. [ __ ] freaks bro how was it when you. was on Tyler Perry movie I was never on. a [ __ ] Tyler PR movie and I. never will address how long you going. how long you going to take before you. asked me about the [ __ ] [ __ ] ass. dress that's what you want to say oh did.

they put you the dress no I want a dress. was it a skirt what was it was it a. wedding dress what type of dress did you. wear you was a Tyler Per did you wear a. dress I've never wore a [ __ ]. dress and I don't plan on wearing a. dress nor would I wear the hell say. something about a dress what was you was. going to say that I could read your. [ __ ] mind no I did I know I. know every movie that you played. in name him you played on the Chappelle. show that's not a [ __ ] movie that's a. TV show you played on BMF that's not a.

movie that's a TV show keep going see no. you got a lot of Ro movies what the hell. is a role movie you like Dwayne Wade you. a star player and you played your part. every play every every every part that. you play you killed it thank you and. it's time for you to get your star movie. I don't you want to be want me to be. real honest you don't give a [ __ ] about. that I would like to complete my own. thoughts no you don't give a [ __ ] about. being let me tell y'all right now he. don't care about if y'all want to book.

him for a movie and give him a roll he. don't give a [ __ ] about that he does not. want any Star RS he don't want a. multi-million D just give he don't want. I got I got it for you he do not want. listening he does not give a [ __ ] about. any movie Ro if y looking for him right. now after that stand up special do not. hit him up because he's going to turn it. down because he wants to be independent. he does not want to do any Partnerships. with nobody don't give him no type of. money he does not give a [ __ ] about. money well said thank you. and I. don't and the reason why this this is.

the reason why I do it and I don't like. for me whatever this special does I'm. not excited about it is it going to give. me a movie role is this going to give me. a TV rooll because the last 30 years. what I've been solid with and one thing. that I am in complete control of is my. standup comedy career and nobody can't. tell me no the only people can tell me. no to that is people that's watching is. people that spend their money so no I'm. not not excited about being a TV star or. movie star no I didn't say excited I.

said you you the money in you look you. you threw the there like this ain't no. way this [ __ ] going to turn you was. cool and then your energy went to he. ain't going and then you said money yeah. I did right it's not all about the money. yeah I know that too but I'll take it oh. yeah me too I know you will not all of. it enough yeah just to pay the bill you. you you're enough yeah so with me. if right now we could star in a movie.

could you see us oh my God. what me and. you do you. listen I just said I didn't want to be. in a [ __ ] movie and right after I say. that you say if me and you was in the. movie if we started a movie. [Music]. together that's what you just said you. would to do no movie with me all right. what would be the ideal role I see us. basically called Step dad you being my.

stepdad well you could play the role too. who what you could be a stepdad too to. you you got a stepdad. face not usually. accepted almost gave up on [ __ ]. life and it's somebody that really. [ __ ] care about him and it. ain't even your kids so you got to go. extra extra hard you got that energy you. got that energy that that's the energy. you have let's just Revol I know you. think I'm on but you got older energy. you could be the stepdaddy people like. how the [ __ ] that young old face ass. [ __ ] had that old ass.

son and they think you just one of them. young old [ __ ]. mhm so you look like one of them young. old you look like the [ __ ] that sweep. hair in the barber. shop everybody know that little [ __ ]. yeah all he want to do is make enough. money to go get a Happy. Meal when you used to Breaking cars what. all did you used to steal out of I. didn't break car I didn't break in the. cars before you came who you was um I. never broke into a.

car a door might have been open but. that's not breaking an entry it's like. oh [ __ ] your door is. unlocked so you went in cars if they was. unlocked I mean it was unlocked you any. [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] who you are I. don't give a [ __ ] what nobody saying I'm. old enough to know when the locks used. to come up I don't give a [ __ ] who you. are any black person have ever walked. past a car and you saw the lock all the. way up while it was unlocked you you hit. that [ __ ] just to see and if you can. still one item out of there what would. that be what did you go radio everybody.

Ste radios no you like used to go in. there and steal butts out of the. cigarette hold on that. [ __ ] uh buddy H nothing how was it. shooting. the I feel like you had a major role in. the Chelle show I wasn't being a part of. that franchise it was. great it was great it was. um over 20 years ago and people be like.

that's it's been a very very long time. and it has but that show just made. goddamn television history and every day. that we worked it felt like we was just. having fun that one time out of 2 and A2. years that one time did it ever feel. like work it always felt like just. hanging out and putting something. together it was a dope experience and. it's interesting. after 20 years it still has.

maintained the reent uh relevance in pop. culture would you say it could be. brought. back I've I know that the thought has. probably crossed the mind of people that. could make it happen but I I really. believe that um some things are left. well alone. left well alone yeah or on their own. just as they stand I mean the times that. we re we brought the characters back.

like the couple times we did on certain. their live it would give you the adrenal. like oh we should do this but I think. that those characters and stuff we did. was so iconic and then with certain. people not around I don't know how. authentic it could feel right you know. with out Charlie Murphy there you know. Bill Burr is a mega Star right now it. just I just think that that show was. just a a moment in time mhm our favorite. comedian all times that you feel like. that don't get Rec recognition that. don't get.

recognition I don't know my favorite. comic of all time that was getting. recognition until his untimely passion. was Robin. Harris and like uh you always Robin. Harris like I I always wonder like. Donell do you have your own style like. what is your style What Makes You. Different and the thing I liked about. Robin Harris and I think we have some. similarities is that his style was part. stock joke part uh [ __ ] with the.

crowd you know he could tell a joke that. he had you could tell he could improv he. had stories and he just seemed like one. of those uncles that you just want to. hang out at the barbecue like if I they. were getting there dudes but until they. untimely passing it was out that's one. of my favorite guys I would say I looked. up to like that so when the cat. interview air did you have any thoughts. at your moment that you was thinking I. was like godamn when the cat interview. hit it was just. like d Damn Damn son or just damn what.

damn son or just damn no it was just. like damn I was like that [ __ ] went in. he went on a lot of people it's a that. that that story is. a it's very interesting. because it's always going to um pit. people against each other you know what. I mean it doesn't even matter even like. what my opinion is it doesn't even. really matter because there's a group of. people out here are gangster and I call. them the cat people that love cat I call.

them the kitty. cats and they the kitty cats all they. want to say is where's the lie but he. didn't lie he didn't lie where's the LIE. he didn't lie he lie and on people like. that you can't make an. argument it don't matter where's the LIE. where's the LIE anything C say I'm for. to where the LIE he didn't lie though. where the lie if everybody so mad if. everybody's so mad where the lie why. ain't nobody say nothing to her where. the lie ain't nobody say nothing to him. he must be telling the truth Ain nobody. say nothing he must be tell the truth. that boy got to be tell truth he ain't.

nobody say nothing to that boy where the. lie I want to know where the lie is. where he at where he at you a plant you. a plant they planted you you was in a. movie you got [ __ ] in the ass you was. in two movies you suck a dick we know it. you put the dress on they know I'm. coming I know I'm coming and I'm going. to do the best I can can't [ __ ] with C. whs it's a. lot it was a lot what were your thoughts.

uh I just feel. like I just missed the times like the. Kings of Comedy where it was just like. my remember my mama watching it it was. seemed like it was just even if it was. behind the scenes I don't know but to us. they did a damn good show of putting on. the show and you laughed every moment. funny you would say that I got a. suggestion yeah how about watching new. day on Netflix and you'll get that same. same energy as your mama and your. Grandpa Grandpa and all them used to.

watch Comedy what is that funny what is. it called a new. day on Netflix Oh I ain't heard that. it's my special oh yeah yeah you just. said you watched it yeah you just said. you watched. it How can any woman look in in your. eyes and trust you I did watch it I fell. asleep I woke back up I mean it's easy. fall asleep after you watch the special. five times and then you go in the [ __ ]. DM and then you DM oh my God I got to.

have you on the show now yeah that's. what it was you fell asleep after five. watching you name. it very funny moments what did you learn. about gay black men in. America you learned. something did you learn anything about. gay black men in America uh no you. didn't we should watch the special mhm. and then you could get my thoughts on. gay black men in amer.

America have you ever been in a toxic. relationship I've been I've been tox. I've been answer to the question yeah. yeah y y all right then this if you've. been a toxic relationship you got to. watch this special I know I remember. what you said so I'm actually going to. change my way you ever [ __ ] white. [ __ ] you look like a white [ __ ]. [ __ ] you ever [ __ ] white [ __ ] they. look they now I see I know who think you. handsome white [ __ ] now that I look.

at it now that I'm looking at you you. look like one of them [ __ ] that white. [ __ ] are. like really yeah easy on the face no Ain. not going she not going to take you. nowhere to be threaten ain't no other. [ __ ] that's him over there they going. to worry about she got. you that's what it. is no I get I you have my [ __ ] I I be. getting all I [ __ ] with I get I get what. I be getting but I would say that every.

color I wouldn't just say that every. color every every every color let you. get what you got so you've been getting. it from all these colors any color you. got it I don't think that's a tough. question I already told you I'm here did. you go to college yeah I went to college. what where did you go to. college Indiana. universary got since you got into. college it's Indiana universi to.

Pacers College you had white [ __ ] in. college right. h no I didn't I don't believe I don't. really look the thing is my I was used. to I stayed in the projects you know. what I'm saying the projects to me you. told me some [ __ ] when you Tred to. secretly talk to me and I told him just. not recorded when you told me some story. about hip-hop started in in Kansas City. it did nobody believes that where the. [ __ ] did that come from Hip Hop did and.

who did you get to validate that a lot. of people that's where it started over. there and runc came out to Kansas City. and then he went back out there and none. of this is documented it's all coming. out of your imagination everything that. you say is coming straight out of your. imagination the beat boys started in. Kansas City all I knew is hip-hop. started in the Bronx that's all I've. been hear did not it started in Kansas. City all right well you want that part. you can have it good job okay I'm like. you just mad because I'm telling you the. truth I'm not mad I'm not mad I'm just. you upset I'm not upset you definitely.

upset I'm not upset you upset you ain't. going to tell me that you're not. upset if you could tell she has good. [ __ ] right. yeah who. me Su with the good. [ __ ] tell you no your [ __ ] good you. clap for it off camera do you have.

dating skills are you single uh no I'm. involved you what but I'm involved do. you still date around no I don't date. around focus on stand up right so right. now. if do you got game I don't use it. anymore I get can you come in and see if. you got game I don't have no game no. this is good I said I don't have any. game you said you I didn't say the game. I said I a had no game put the mic I. don't have any game you call me over. here I didn't call you okay but let sure.

my toes ain't oh they a actually go but. they just put some oil on. okay the mic you you fine you can talk. you can talk oh here still just G but. you scared EXC you just scratched my my. chin I'm so sorry oh them. fingers oh he been scratching mhm no all. right you scratched that ass didn't you. don't [ __ ] this up okay all right let's. get it round one game let's go I got to.

you see her in the grocery store [ __ ]. why you. talking all right so they call me out. here that's that's all all right you but. you at the grocery store right now I see. you he said. okay I I love to be in a grocery store I. didn't ask you to coach me [ __ ] I. always be in a grocery store cuz I love. to cook you like to cook I cook. everything babe I could cook everything. no I cook I cook everything. okay no I get down in the kitchen where.

you from that's that's I don't make. spaghetti [ __ ] that's what birds [ __ ]. I'm making rotto [ __ ] tuna steak. Burgers risotto I make RTO you ever I. cook risotto you ever had risotto no I. already know what you used to what I'm. used to Baby I'mma tell you what you. used to back your ass up back up I'm. talking I'm tell this what I'm going to. do what I want to do is I want to help. you expand expand your pallet cuz I. already know the food he say you. homeless you talking [ __ ] let me you a. [ __ ] blocking ass [ __ ] yeah okay that's.

what shut the [ __ ] up you mad I got this. before I'm talking to the [ __ ] about. eating [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] what who a. [ __ ] I didn't mean a [ __ ] in a bad way. I mean like a bad [ __ ] is that. acceptable I didn't mean like a [ __ ]. say ho or something that me say the same. thing I didn't say [ __ ] like [ __ ] I. ain't say like I turn I'm talking to a. [ __ ] [ __ ] too what I was. trying to say and I've worked with your. type before what I was trying to listen. listen I said that I want to help you.

expand your palette I don't want you. just to be excited about green beans. potatoes Tomatoes yams you name it all. right and I know I might be wrong I want. you this is going to benefit you in the. long run I need you to work on cooking. with herbs baby I cook with herbs my. grand you don't even know your what's. your first herb what's your favorite so. first of all I don't say Rosemary every. [ __ ] tell you something I don't even. season cuz the people that cook with. season Sal can't cook I all right yeah.

my grandama raised me so first of all I. didn't know her is she still alive yeah. she still here God bless her soul so let. me tell you she put in her potato salad. so okay so I'mma tell you cuz she taught. me how to cook potato salad all right. all right so cool you don't cook with. tastes how you make it cook it make it I. don't give a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it is. first of all you're not I don't give a. [ __ ] he think he shop 4D I leave this. [ __ ] you supposed to have some. game or something when the [ __ ] we. started talking about I'm trying to feed. you [ __ ] you let me tell you about the. potato salad make it yeah you about I. already know you about to say this.

a let me take you before we get the. celery Sal the celery I cut up Celery we. put the celery Sal it got to be in there. onion do you cut a hand pull no I how do. you do your herbs do you cut a hand pool. no I I cut I cut you got tell me what to. deal I'm going tell you what my grandama. did she older than you she's how old is. you oh he one of them old [ __ ] oh look. look look silver FX horny right now. ain't. nobody horny right now stop stop it cuz. you got those shoes listen you like a. [ __ ] to walk into origin and say what.

y'all doing in here [ __ ] if you going. to be here be [ __ ] Qui tuck in in the. front that's the [ __ ] that want that's. the freak [ __ ] look at her yeah Chester. Chester T no listen cut up I that [ __ ]. got a chest he don't he don't want me. get on her now you getting on me you. scared on can you hold on can I can you. PA you're not here right now you can't. here you hella scared up right now you. hella got off the topic she trying to. throw it to you you that's what he doing. he SP me he us you can't hear us you're. not here right now I didn't just I cha. it what no you said you supposed to have.

us game now oh you can you cook you over. like that's do you know what cooking. will get you it you know you know. whatook get you it gets you far but it. get you everything draws [ __ ] I get it. you don't cook don't nobody want don't. he don't I was going to say don't nobody. want you all he's spinning both of us. you need he been doing this he's. spinning you can you calm down let me. tell them something now F okay right now. you [ __ ] up everything because she was. [ __ ] with you but you took the. conversation too far and you disagree.

with her at first you telling her to get. rid of stuff you controlling what I was. trying to do was meet her in a place. where we connected and understood each. other you a let me say the rest of the. ingredients cuz this [ __ ] blocking ass. [ __ ] came in here potato salad I'm. potato salad okay so of course you need. May CH CER take her out Resturant chop. your ass up with that big ass shirt you. said take you take her out to a. restaurant where would it be um I would. um I would she probably been there. what's the um you don't even know what. type of food I like like just stop it I.

would take you to what's the shoe where. they don't like black people that wear. Air Force Ones black forces iies iies. you been to iies here no come on what is. that the avocado salad it's like. AOC I they make this avocado salad right. cuz when you ever you talk about avocado. some like oh it's nasty but is it some. type of white wine vinegar red I don't. know how they marinate it but it's the. best bite you have in your mouth and. it's clean and it tastes good I you know. the type of food you probably like and. some different [ __ ] sh he eat this [ __ ].

want to get you oxtail all day look at. this I don't want no more [ __ ] oxtail. this [ __ ] look like he want everybody. to eat oxtail all day yeah he do yeah. he's giving oxtail oxtail and fish with. the whole head on it agree yep but I. don't have game be honest I don't have. game anymore but I will let me say this. I would say I like to share new. experiences so what's that doing. something you that nor that you don't. never oh you know what talking about. eating [ __ ] ass yeah he all enough you.

definitely got that done you definitely. got that done eating ass you listen that. was I made a song cuz I felt like it was. a universal song cuz you know I'm an. international artist so when I make. music I make music for the world and. they get their ass ate I feel like. that's something common that everybody. did I feel like he has dabble oh no yes. you did no I didn't baby it's okay you. you I don't give a [ __ ] what you're. talking about wipe my bro you don't wipe. your ass no so I don't want nobody. eating it so you got ass repellent ooh.

that's what you do just for not even. think about it scratch and sniff I. didn't know that was the thing as eating. I didn't know I didn't know it was so. faint pop well you that's over 30 they. get I just started first of all I didn't. even I just got I just made the song the. song came out last year I know so. obviously I just Tred you know the song. yeah you do oh my gosh so that that. really means I I I it didn't it didn't. make me want to get my ass ate but it.

made you to remember the time. um it made me remember that there are. people out here that get their ass ate I. mean it is what it is it's the world. like I I I was just thinking eight feels. aggressive eight sounds like I mean just. a little licky like I I don't think I I. did it one time like what the [ __ ] I'm. not a mascot for eating ass I made the. song for people to feel liberated that. was it I have did it a couple times all. right so with the same person right now. if before you leave what you write his. game his attention is he didn't he said.

he don't have game he switched it up. when we got I said I tell you I would. want to do something you to take you out. of the norm I don't want to eat avocado. I didn't say eat avocado if you said. some snow crabs then yeah why you keep. looking over there I'm looking at you no. not snow crabs let's go king crabs no. king crabs don't absorb That season like. that you know how to cook so you know. that you got a good point yeah I want. the snow crab trying to call you a cheap. I did not call her a cheap ho I'm not. cheap I'm affordable though and that's. why [ __ ] love me for real I cook I. cook and I'm a good person listen that's.

a different that's a different. conversation all together cuz people. that would be on the [ __ ] level that. you have you would think that those. especially chicks with the bomb bomb ass. [ __ ] so what do mean like I want to. finish my thoughts you're part of that. let him finish his face what I'm saying. is usually chicks with that level of. [ __ ] don't usually they don't cook or. don't even think they have to not that. you have to but don't even want to. entertain that idea because they put py. so good let me tell you good [ __ ] A lot. of people have good [ __ ] like it is.

what it is so you I don't think that. that's enough then she got some good cat. yeah my great grand got com about that. let me tell you something good [ __ ]. ain't enough a lot of [ __ ] got good. dick that ain't enough so like you me my. grandma raised me so I like to cook and. [ __ ] and I got some good ass cat and I'm. just a good person what the [ __ ] okay. this my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all. right I I leave I never asked to come up. this [ __ ] you me up here she.

didn't ask to come up he keep calling me. out I did not call you yes you did he. seen me across the room and they said he. said it three times I did not who day. what he say me grab it he say grab it. [ __ ] to [ __ ] your scary ass you never. touch a titty before with your scary ass. who caught me up here he did he did he. keep saying across the room that girl. over there got some good [ __ ] a [ __ ]. now I didn't understand oh [ __ ] the v l. one hold on cuz I'm on my Peri I got oh.

too much information all right bye you. be running red. lights D the red lights you. do damn well you [ __ ] up how you. feel that was what you think interesting. what you set me up how all I want to do. is cook man you get TR by your girl why. you whisper like a slave [ __ ] oh the. mic is right there they can hear you. that was interesting what do you got to. say to the World on one platform that.

they don't know about you before we get. get out here what is something that you. would like to say i' like to say um I've. had a very long. career you told me all the [ __ ] you like. about me in that DM i' like to say if. you saw me or if you were a fan of me. from HBO's The Corner if you a fan of me. from HBO's dwire if you were fan of me. from BET de Comedy Jam from Chappelle. Show from Law and Order from BMF to bets.

20 to Pixar. Disney's. soul and all the. things that I've done that you would. definitely become a a a new fan if you. check out a new day uh okay before I. want you to what did you think about it. I feel I watched the whole thing. and that's it's it's getting rare to do.

that sometimes so but what I want to. tell you is right now we want to promote. this special but I want you to seem sad. I'm going to add sad music on here and I. got you look into that camera and I just. want you to act like nobody's supporting. it right now so I want you to get in. that mode to are you directing me right. now yes so look sad you're going to look. sad and we going to talk about the. special and right now it's launch but. nobody knows about it it's not number. one hey guys it's only [ __ ]. week a day [ __ ] okay do you want do you. want this [ __ ] to go up or not so y'all.

what it do this is me Mark on I'm here. with my number one client we just. dropped a next F special but in his. notes he's going to talk to y'all. because it ain't been doing as great as. we thought it was and we just want you. man to tell them how you feel how how'. you put your heart into it man. [Music]. I.

just I gave my heart I gave my soul I. gave. everything I gave up some good ass. [ __ ] gave up a lot of [ __ ] just. to get it out man just try to don't look. over there man it's good that's your. camera I just wanted an opportunity. for people to. see how much worked.

up I just wanted. opport that's your camera sorry just I. need the. [Music]. time I could um I could. probably talk all day about what it took. for me to get to this point. I could talk about.

uh people's. shirts I could talk about people's. looks I could talk about how uh people. been lying to you your whole [ __ ]. life and just because you have a. platform that people go to to promote. their stuff and uh to be. um [ __ ] to be relevant. it's hard for old [ __ ] to be relevant. and I called the punk ass [ __ ] and ask.

could he help. me you talking about me la la la. la wait till I get my acne. right I got a gift for you too can you. give me that bag I don't want any gifts. no I do uh right there the gift bag on. the. table you're a real one so like me. you've been getting me through a lot of. pain and I thought this the [ __ ] that. you need and make sure you go get that. special gift bag and.

everything big I yeah and I want you to. take everything out I feel like it's. everything you. need sayoud what it. is it's a razor for where you shave your. head silky. touch some girl. [ __ ] toothbrush Boy [ __ ] these is a.

dollar this [ __ ]. no thought you was getting money [ __ ]. what you trying to say. [ __ ] that's mouth watch. no yo why you in my mouth so much. pause Guru n the basic meth toothbrush. pick.

Spider-Man 3D how old you said I was old. [ __ ] why you got me kid kid. toothpaste oh I forgot I was a. Spider-Man too too all. right and what else that's it and what. is this shower CR you spend a lot of. time in the. bathroom hair. remove n coconut hair remover H you do. know that what you're dealing with right. now that's not going to be how you.

that's not going to be you for the rest. of your life what you're going to get. here son and can you imagine you barely. getting away with it your face with a. whole head do you know how disappointing. you're going to make people feel when. you start having a George. Jefferson it's. over you going to be buying [ __ ] for. the rest of your life you like the gift. I like the gifts but I don't know if. this back the gift. receipt Big.

Lots you spent. $22. $22 and another $150 for the bag give me. the gift receipt if you don't then why. are you keeping the gift. receipt thank you guys for tuning in. I'm with the legend and the one and only.

that's what you say your name how you. doing thank you guys for tuning in I'm. with the one and only and the only. Legend that's where you say your part. what it do y' it's the boy funny Marco. I'm here with the one and only Legend. Dell Rollins and make sure you go check. out the special a new day a new day. listen watch watch it back to back get. on a date this is what you I want you. guys to do it's a new life for me okay. I'm trying to promote it man can I do my.

job and I'm feeling. good that was the intro of it Breeze. Drifting On by you know how I feel how. long you been on it it's a new dawn oh. it's a new day it's a new life for me. yeah it's a new dawn it's a new. day I like the intro of the stand up. special that was different when you woke. up and he came out it was and I'm. feeling good it was good I feel like you. should have left out you should have.

ended it and went back to the bed where. you walked out when you got in the car. you end up getting B hit the alarm and. it's going to be like to be. continued it's not a bad idea but it's. already done all right whatever all. right so make you guys check out the. number one special of the world man. thank you guys we're going to come hard. or you coming hard. pause I'm coming. when Jesus [ __ ] Christ man I should. have never answered that [ __ ] DM bro.

so when you said that I'm coming I'm. going to take that bite and I'm going to. put it in like I say something and then. I'm going to act like you just said I'm. coming and I'm going stare at you so. you're going to go viral for saying I'm. coming so I ain't saying I'm coming no. you already said I'm going to take that. bik where you said I'm coming nah I. don't want to go viral I'm good. no I'm good I viral enough [ __ ] I'm all. right I just take regular [ __ ] tell. somebody about it no you going go I. don't want to go no you are so I'm ask. I'mma ask you something about all right. like a question and then I'm just tell.

you to clip now then you going to say. I'm coming all yeah all. right I'm. coming and then say sexy this a setup. son God damn I don't trust these [ __ ]. sexy I'm coming sexy sexy I'm coming. sexy coming I'm com oh no go ahead [ __ ]. it up I'm going viral yeah I'm going. viral yeah I'm going viral it come sexxy. red I'm going viral thank you guys for.

tuning in the one and only J. kiss this [ __ ] don't stop. [Music].