Open Thoughts with Bobbi Althoff

[Music]. hello BR this me Marco and this episode. is brought to you by Sprite thank you. Sprite for giving me a dorsman deal. thank you for actually saving my life. and paying my bills for giving me $1.5. billion and nobody would never believe. me because I don't act like it so thank. you that should have happened one day. how you doing never mind let me get let.

me introduce. Bobby and the live. [Applause]. audience Bobby is here today Round of. Applause can y'all clap too no Round of. [Applause]. Applause where we start this has been a.

long journey it has yeah so for you. don't. know are you okay Bobby yeah I'm okay. you have Co no I don't okay that's rude. Bobby uh want to go into the story about. how we got to the interview um the what. side okay from my point of. view I remember seeing the ACT and it.

was just saying like oh I will pay. somebody if you do this interview so. that caught my attention like this is. really really really nice and then I. went and I. seen you at first I thought you was the. police honestly so I looked into it I. went to your Tik Tok what made you think. thought hm what made you think thought. you definitely look like you can be an. undercover cop in power and now that I. just said that guess what what's going. to happen I don't know you going to get. the r. power as Undercover I could see you as.

you look like somebody off uh what's. that. show uh law law law what's that called. law by. uh law by citizen or order Law and Order. yeah the woman of Law and Order ah uh. continue with your story I feel like. this is not what you're saying. okay so you steal your clothes no okay. so when when I I seen the ACT huh look.

at that one that my camera's out okay. okay my camera is out we got to look at. this. [Music]. one does someone have a mask for you no. I'm definitely. no you're definitely know so when I seen. the app I was like this is definitely. dope and I was like I'm going to reach. out so somebody can make some money.

so then after that I was like okay I'll. get in contact with you I called her and. then she didn't pick up the phone so I. was like oh this definitely the police. but then she called back she was like. I'm putting my kids asleep so I'm like. this is definitely suspicious I remember. uh the VT Awards cuz I was like I was. like what do you want to just fly me out. and do it and then she was like no I. don't I would never fly nobody out so. I'm like okay whatever what I said like. I said she said I never fly that's not. what I said like I said like I said. that's not what I said.

said I couldn't afford to you said I. would never fly nobody out I said I. can't right now did I pay for your Uber. though there yeah yeah and I put you in. an Uber SUV all the way to Laguna Beach. it was like a $400 Uber what else was. you going to put me in a regular. Uber oh my camera's back working y'all. thank you uh so now I'm looking at this. shot um so she put me in a uber black. that was pretty racist she put me in a. black.

truck uh it was very comfortable and I. got to our house and it was all the way. like in a it was like a hood I swear to. God it was like a hood we in a beit that. was definitely as we can go to the clips. where it was it got dangerous in. there. so bunny Marco prize pick scene two take. six hello world I want to introduce you. to prospect you download this app you.

can pick your favorite players from any. sports even from Call of Duty you pick. more or less and what you put in you. will receive don't forget to put funny. Marco you put up 100 you'll get a. 100 I didn't know the interview would. blow up like the way it did cuz I was. being me and so humble huh so humble. continue I didn't cuz I was just you. know it was just a conversation and it. was a time where I was ready to go did I. tell you did you know that no oh what.

yeah what do you mean it like when I got. to a certain point where I'm like okay. like I just felt unwelcome yeah I felt. uncomfortable he was probably at that. point right. there I was waiting for it to end right. but then you kind of picked it back up. again right so then after that interview. struck the. internet in the end as is as it hit the.

internet I'm in my one-bedroom apartment. in Atlanta Georgia Bobby calls me and. says oh my God my life is. changing I just got an interview with. you know NBC News and I'm in my one. bedro apartment and I'm like. okay are just making this up what you. told me you lived in the house yeah you. just thought I'm in my one bedroom. apartment I know I'm I I definitely I. live live in the house like cuz that was.

none of your business where I stay so. why are you saying now that you are in. your one-bedroom apartment cuz I feel. like we've been honest right. now are we not I I said in our interview. something happened along the lines of I. was like oh and then you were at your. apartment and you were like why did you. think I have an apartment yeah you did I. know I did you just tried to make me. look bad for no reason no clearly okay. no I'm telling you pay somebody you you. P somebody inocent you got me a black.

truck I'm saying everything okay. right it blew up and. then yeah. go I feel like that was the worst way to. tell the. story what do you feel like I left out I. don't know it's just your storytelling. isn't very good right cuz it it took a. long time for you to say that mhm you. added so many unimportant details.

like the fact that we became best. friends yeah but I don't I don't know. what best friends is it's what we are. like the second you walked out and said. nothing to me I knew that's my best. friend and you said hey let's get a. picture I didn't say that okay the. camera guy did and when you just looked. like you wanted to leave so bad and you. didn't want to spend any more time with. me I was like that's my best friend cuz. I you had us take our shoes off when we. went in I have everyone take their shoes. off you don't you wear shoes in your. house. [Music].

yeah it's kind of. dirty kind of dirty so at this point now. how do you feel like just with you in. are you looking at my acne you like okay. don't no how you feel don't look at it. I'm not I'm insecure about what does. that. sound uh that's just part of uh it's. raining right. now. we going to commercial break I'll be.

right back are you actually sponsored. this Sprite or was I a joke we on. commercial break are you actually. sponsored this. spray can you answer that we on. commercial break I just want to know are. you actually. no that's that's that's that's people. problem always want to be nosy huh what'. you say speak. up Marco hold on we on commercial break. clearly that's why I'm asking you off.

this off the record I know are you are. you sponsored this right huh are you. sponsored this. right it's raining outside right it's. really raining oh wow Nick will you. check my phone and make sure that I. didn't get any text so overall like. actually I don't know where it is how do. you feel when people say like oh she. took more CL. Stu yeah I I say to that that you took.

my. stuff. but no I I know you didn't but to be. fair I couldn't take your stuff cuz I. had never seen you at all when I was. already doing this is getting scary we. losing power but we going to keep going. through it hey your likes ever got cut. [Music]. out no I honestly think. that we were both kind of doing the same.

thing a little different and then. someone was like introduced me to you. cuz they were like oh you guys are so. similar right that's the first I'd ever. heard of you seen you yeah I don't I. don't feel that way I just feel like you. being you I'm being me I'm just saying. no I don't really when I do hear it oh. you're answering question I let me talk. don't be mean no I was I was trying to. talk then say excuse me or just wait. till I finish only say excuse me when I. fart so what I was saying.

I guess give props when dud and I feel. like you do your job I feel like you. doing what you got to do and I feel like. you getting where you got to get. to yeah yeah so but but what I do. appreciate cuz like before you my. interview with you I feel like that. really blew up for for me it took me to. different. levels so.

um I have a present and you're actually. going to need to use it for something. that I didn't think I think you might. need to use it to like fix the studio. after it blows away but I have a gift. for. you uh let me see I don't the face I. don't like I don't like let me see I. don't like Starbucks I don't. like uh I don't like. chicken close your eyes on going close. my eyes close your eyes no close your. eyes. I look CL eyes around you close your.

eyes I ain't never had a white woman. told me close my. eyes can you just close your eyes please. Marco thank you put your hand. out open your eyes oh. I'm going cost more than. that I'm definitely not $20.

ho come with another. 20 we could probably talk business you. don't even have a pocket in your stolen. shirt hey guys she got me. $20 I hope that you appreciate it yeah I. do I appreciate anything that I didn't. have that I just got yeah okay close. your eyes I'm not about to keep closeing. eyes close your eyes this is the last. time I'll ever ask you to do. that.

I asked you to close your eyes if you. open them again I'm taking this and I'm. leaving are you closing on yeah. okay. oh I'm not Sal it for you this is a. setup what do you mean is this stoling. no where would I even steal that. from.

you're. welcome I'm trying to figure out what's. going. on I just wanted to repay. you I want you to count. it do you want me to count. it. 2,000. 4,000. 56. 6,000 1 2 3 4 5.

6 7. 8 9. 10. 11 this my yeah it's yours now on. God say on God on on. God say on what else do you need me to. say type huh on type huh type. you want me to say that yeah what. does that mean type type mean like.

all right type it's your money type. okay type okay that's not a. bad word trust me you won't get in. trouble type is like. ditto I don't know I don't know why you. mentioning 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13. 14 15. 16 17 18.

I ain't never count as much money I. don't believe. that why you give it to me though. because you you helped me I'm giving you. a present why you think I need money out. of everything I didn't say I thought you. needed money yeah do you think that. people need money every time you gift it. to them no I need other like. toothpaste and like that let's go. to the store then and buy toothpaste if. that's what you want thing I mean I'm. appreciated I feel like if I walked in. here and handed you toothpaste you would.

be. insulted the probably would why. would you set me up like that. then who hands someone that much cash. and is told that they wish they had. toothpaste. instead what are you going to do with. that buy. furniture I need to get a backstory of. it cuz I feel like this is your way is. like paying your taxes and then you.

going you going to come with a little. form I got to pay some taxes and oh. yeah you definitely have to pay your. taxes on that that's that I. gave you double what I was going to give. you so that half of it can go to taxes. so basically I only got half of this. money that's how America works I'm sorry. or CN I don't live in America I live in. my. home that's how it. works I'm sorry but I did I was I only. wanted to give you half of that MH but I. also didn't want you to. feel like you were losing half so can.

you what's half of. 25 half 25 20 well half of 20 is 10 half. of five is 2.5 half of 25 12. 12.5 no yes half for 25 is uh what's. that I just told you what 12.5 I didn't. graduated from school neither did I. right I'm getting smarter though right. cuz I've been get more money and using.

my money to educate myself right do you. use your money to educate yourself huh I. feel like I'm interviewing you again no. because I'm just trying to figure out. like all right is this what you do. during your interviews you don't even. talk to the other person no I'm actually. talking I feel like I'm interview how. you feeling today I'm okay I'm blessed. as hell right now a. up know what that mean mm- I'm up as. right. now congrats what was that it's F.

everybody seeing this hm everybody. seeing this who's seeing that bro I. swear to God he just blessed a I. also have another present for you. come. on huh it's another person ah I'm good. on that excuse you real quick I got to. show my boy this I ain't never had. no woman give me this much money really. in your whole life I can believe that. I've never had anyone just hand me that. much money either have you had a guy. give you that much money no no well you.

just said I've never had a woman yeah so. I've never had anyone a business. have. hey what you. see got my huh you said I got the money. I owe. you say you he talking about the I. owe him I forgot I owe. him I like I with you that's do you. want me to answer no no I got I got no I. with you that's one thing I did say.

I don't never I I never even talk I. never talk down on you nothing I think. they're like she's trying to on. people and when I watched the interview. offet like damn that was pretty bad I. really feel like you're a good ass. yo. yo I call your M that oh no no you good. hey wa hey hey. hey yo what's up with you. brother.

yeah I just got this little shy o. down chcken on one of my old school cars. uh look I got a show in uh I'mma have. the show down there I want to talk to. you we going to be in uh Texas I want to. rap with you when I get like before so. we could do something Houston what what. days I'm at uh I'mma call you right this. interview and then I'm G do it so we. could do something what day though uh I. don't know the date off top of my head. 11 10 through the 11th all right all.

right so now I really like from the. bottom of my heart yeah from the bottom. of uh bikini bottoms thank you from the. bottom of bikini bottoms SpongeBob. Bikini Bottoms I want to say thank you. like this is really really dope and I. really appreciate it and whatever going. to come with this after this is cool I. and the fact that I'm like I'm giving. you another interview I can't imagine. what you going get me after. this I can't imagine what you going to. get me cuz this just a little 25 so a.

little huh a little I had to beg my. business manager to let me give you that. yeah he cut what I was going to give you. in half yeah and then tried to cut it in. half again and I said I know that I have. like who who hell is that who's doing. all that who stopped all that who. stopped my. listen here's the thing I made a. lot of money since our first interview. yeah but I also spent almost all of it. yeah I'm I'm giving. you like what I have right now to G. Qui I thought you can't see without them.

no I can see. [Music]. now and then we were supposed to go on. tour together I I want to do it again I. was just depressed and you didn't. care I didn't know what depressed mean. honestly and I I I did I text you no I. you text me a long paragraph I really. don't be reading yeah clear I text you. and I was like so I'm really depressed. but do you know I told you I don't read. right now you telling me that no because.

every time I call you text me I'll call. you like hey but to be fair I told you. it and then you just unfollowed me n. because that's just that was before that. was before that was before you text me. and I didn't even no no no you text you. unfollowed me right after you text me. yes that was not me I was out of my body. I'm so sorry that was up yeah I. followed you back though I know and then. we let it was a lot of people that. wanted to see us I know I was sad when. you unfollowed me yeah. I cried I was sad before this interview.

I'm good now why were you sad before. this. interview n I'm just I'm good I came all. the way out here to give you that right. and I was really excited when you said. you wanted to have me on your show yeah. cuz You' had a lot of so with with you. make them all come here huh you make. your all your guests come here no just. like special guests nobody's been here. but you in Nicki Minaj she came here. yeah what she said sitting in the seat. yep it's Prett cool yeah are you guys.

funs. now I wouldn't walk around with that huh. I wouldn't like walk around with that in. your arm no not not where I'm. from. um so would you would you mind we've. been you know would you like to go on. tour and go and talk to people and. really see what they have to say or ask. us yeah. would you show up I would show up this.

time I'm not depressed anymore yeah I'm. good now I'm. happy you're not going to like I feel. like you're interviewing and this is a. perfect opportunity for you to ask me. why I was sad but you're just mute over. there oh damn I. [Music]. me oh the fact that we just came back. from commercial break we're here with. the one and. only Marco you know what's crazy what is.

I feel like I've taken a lot of people's. advice from when I started my podcast to. now but you haven't changed at all so. I'm going to give you a little advice. yeah you can talk to your guests you can. ask them questions okay yeah and when. somebody's bringing up something sad. that's your cue to then inquire. more try. that this morning I drove here and. and um I almost so after I leave why see.

that's rude no I'm listening no that's. up do you do this to all your. guests or just me I'm listening shy Cal. $25,000 I'm listen this is how I listen. with your eyes closed okay and the. little probably sleepy little. sleepy I'm tired yeah I took a red eye. to come here oh I'm going to London. after this I do yeah you want keep going. keep going let's go what was you talking.

about well I was really sad yesterday M. I was crying right why oh good job um I. was just sad I was just feeling. sad cuz I'm probably going to start my. period. soon Marco you have like 17 kids you. should know about that don't act like. that I just never had nobody tell me. that tell you.

what and and I'm I'mma add sad music to. that when you were saying that what part. when you was the whole storyline so that. you have 17 kids no no I don't have 17. kids so would you like to talk. about what. um my period the D work my period no the. d word or no that better my dad. my.

dog. my show to do it what do I have to say I. don't. know or not damn. um what is some things that you want. people to know about you though like. about me yeah I love my. dog very. much and that's the dword you were. referring to so I'm. yeah so with me I feel like.

mhm very caring. open you're describing yourself. yeah okay and I feel like I go in every. everywhere I go 10 out T to down I one. thing about me I'm going to keep some. paper on. me so random and I just appreciate. everybody like I appreciate you I. appreciate the establishments the. establishments and just a lot of ability. that you a gave me to get on your.

platform as well you know what I'm. saying like you actually did something. for me too thank you yeah so I. appreciate you for all that all that. got you like four followers yeah. and N just being solid like you know. what I'm saying hold holding the. down you know what I'm. saying I'm just say just holding me down. like you just like we cool we made sh. happen like we're great friends and you. know what I'm saying is real everything. is real like that's one thing when you.

wake up and just be real yeah yeah would. you consider me your best friend now. uh why is that hard question we talk. like. every week yeah but my best. friends we we we we. be so no I wouldn't say best friend give. me that back what I no you the. homie my. bestie bestie Marco beste give the.

bestie okay we be Bob I'm gonna ask that. again and then you're going to like say. what I want to hear hell yeah okay and. then you're going to cut out the part. where you say what I don't want to. hear okay would you consider me your. best friend type. thank you look at this homie like. everybody everybody I swear to people. know I'm like I have one more present. but it's running a little behind all. right yo FaceTime me I show you.

something Who you. calling hold. [Music]. on guess guess guess where I got it from. we we honest oh hold. on don't tell me. Bob nope she never never do no like. that. huh oh. Harvey uh sh I got it from one of my.

boys oh man yeah okay you know what I'm. going to leave no no no no no no no no. no no no hold on hold on it ain't no no. no it's from all right you got one more. guess and I'mma flip the camera. [Music]. around not la la another guess now. Minaj that was. close uh berry berry come on it's close. no it's somebody that I really really. with no no she like you. already said her name you already said. her name you already said her name yeah.

you said no no no no she ain't GNA Bobby. Bobby oh hi yeah Bobby you Bobby you had. that for him I got something for you. what do you. have he better bring that to you he got. someone you got some money oh yes is it. the same amount where you at right now. my kids are going to eat it I got it's. on the way I'm on the way are you in. town yeah I'm about to walk in the door. I thought you was in Dallas.

[Music]. oh who else thought I met him you said. what I met him right in. Vegas uh yeah yeah you met him what's. his name no I'm really happy like you I. ain't never I like I I'd be happy and. but I'm excited Who you calling now. this my other boy can you stop making. phone calls now this how it be when a n. get paper. it's like I just hit the lotto.

yo guess what y just hit the lotto. what look Bobby gave it to me oh yeah. look I was about to call you look what I. just did bro. what doing. [Music]. oh you got a. Corvette yeah you got the white how much. was. that. what' you say how much was.

that nice little Penny but one of my. some. bread what like I know but it was at. least over like 1,000 right. 100K it was it was close to that all. right I'll call you back I'll call you. back can you with me with a little. bit 100K more huh can you with me. with 100K get this you want me to give. you 100K or put a car your name I don't. have any more money I told you that's. all I have what's your credit score like. it's like a seven something that's good. you think we can get a Corvette in your. name or some a.

Corvette for you to drive you can drive. it to okay I just keep the keys and it's. going to be in Atlanta no no no La sure. I don't think they'll approve me huh. maybe no no they they approve you should. I call my business manager and ask if. that's okay yeah yeah don't bring me up. though not right now after the show call. them don't bring don't bring me up don't. say nothing about nobody. else okay so just say I want a Corvette. yeah he's going to say.

Bobby you gave all of your cash your to. Marco it a got to be now so on they make. more money yeah just get the Corvette. and then I'm the coign on it so I have. my name just in case anything weird. happened you're going to cosign yeah I'm. why don't you just get one well no this. out of my lead Marco you just got a. million dollar deal with Sprite. yeah okay for you. so so far who do you feel like your best.

interview was. um H it's a tough one I'm going to just. go with. recently like because I put it out last. week mine with whz was really fun who. whz whally it was really dope yeah he. was funny and we smoked weed and I don't. do that so that was fun yeah it's that's. cool who's your favorite that you've had. uh favorite favorite that I had. recently uh they Chelle that's weird cuz.

I'm sitting right here and you're. holding cash I gave you but I'm not I. you said recently this ain't out yet. this is happening by the time it's. out it will be out you see this it'll be. out I thought you really wanted to have. a real life conversation yeah no I truly. thought that this would be your favorite. interview no no no the one that we did. that was my favorite right there that. was a good one that was yeah in my. office I really post nobody interview. clips that I do and I post it I every.

single segment of that interview went. viral yeah like every you could do you. really know Tupac or you don't know. Tupac is I know who that. is you was around. yeah name five of his songs that's not. fair why obviously I don't know if I. anyone songs I'm going pull it up and. then I want you to read them. off but read it like you know it why did. you pick these photos to like put Around.

Tupac songs I hate. it here read those. here I thought you. part read it California Love look at say. it look at like when you look at the. camera as you say like you know it and. say with oh okay um my favorite T box. songs are all eyes on. me um changes California Love. Dear Mama you trying to read all the.

good songs not read that gangster. he got in there I'm purposely reading. the ones that I can read thank you here. you go those are my favorite you didn't. read the uh hit them up still balling. you like I said everybody else. so many tears keep my head. up I ain't mad at you how you want it. hell Mary life goes on can't see me H Do. It For The Love picture me rolling only. P got only only uh death can you. read only only fear of death Until the.

End. tampons or this what's that what's that. mean the T. work Temptations. oh so but no I we have we have a big. announcement and we going to go live. with I want you to be a part of it I. want you to come I would love to can I. come to every single show yeah really.

yeah what do you want me to do there on. the tour more I just want I just want. people to be able to get the experience. and just have this like in life and be. able to see so we're going to sit in. seats and talk yeah like the live. audience I got today and it's going oh. yeah all all two of them no over there I. see the seats I see what you're going. for no that's happening there's no one. there don't downplay me there's no one. there don't downplay my Marco you. you don't have to.

lie I'm up you don't have to lie Che Bob. check Bob check what does that. mean what are you. doing what are you. doing do you remember introducing me to. Suki can you. speak Marco I'm I'm going to go soon cuz. check B check I don't know what that. means you're not. man the one and only man we got the fact.

let me matter of fact let me shout out. the most wonderful people in the room. like the best people that ever done. something for me I want to give a shout. out to my boy Harvey my boy Damon with. the production and my boy that edits. this this is Trey I want to shout. out everybody that done something for me. in his room and let's get back to this. episode now what did you say about Bobby. why didn't you shout me out. I was with you and I want to. give a shout out to Bobby the one and.

only off. [Music]. top but no I remember introduc you to. Suki I feel like that was going to be a. good collab how's it being it's great. actually have her here where I think. she's in that closet Suki here you got. her in here I think she's like in a. closet somewhere the told we break. her hair we love her so what what is. something that if you feel like the. world want to know about me and you get.

to ask what would it be oh are you. really an. as in. what how else can that be interpreted I. mean what like I'm saying break it down. is this what you're like in real. life I mean I have if you really want to. have real life conversations and you. want me to be there for you to cater to. you and be like give you great advice I. can do. that but if you want me to be me I I'm.

me you. know well I just think. that what else do people want to know. about funny Marco no but I really do I I. really feel like I do want the real to. know that you are a good person this is. me being. like all aside it's all. aside aside okay uh. she's a great person and I feel like the. real would like to see us in I feel like. they have good questions and I would. like to make that happen you make it.

happen and shout out to you for being. like solid and before you do leave is it. a way that you would like to talk to. people how do you handle. when people you know the internet you. feel like it's irritating you or tolds. you how do you handle it and I will tell. you how I handle it. h how do I handle when the internet is. mean yeah like how you feel like damn. like I really don't like this oh I hate. it right. yeah but how you figured out a way to. handle it yeah I take medication mhm and.

I take sleeping pills okay I sleep. through the pain okay well I want to. give you advice one thing you I can say. is that if you accept it good sometimes. you just going to have to understand. that there going to be some bad mhm and. just you know go through you musty do I. have like hair in my armpit cuz you're. looking there no but no just understand. that everything ain't going to be you. know perfect and you got opportunity and. we got one time to do this so you got.

understand that it's going to be people. that you going to have supporters you. going have people that's there to be. nosy and you got people there to just. talk and that's like the world that. we live in in I understand if you got. the supporters cater to them and. understand when they do say something. just say thank you even if you are. hating on me you still watching me so I. appreciate you for supportting me so. support come in many different ways and. you got accept it all thank you yeah so. I have to Medicine sometimes and just.

like chill and just relax and this some. stuff is a mindset thing it's a mindset. thing yeah is that your slogan all and. be honest you're still not my. type I don't I don't believe that I. never have believed that I will never. believe. that no like you a good person like. personally wise but I'm ugly no you're. not ugly no cuz just I don't even use. rate me one through 10 one 1210 as then. what are you stupid.

dumbum what's that song are you dumb. stupid or dumb no it's a song yall know. what's that song y' no one knows what. you're talking about answer my question. all right rate me 1 through 10 five is. average 10 is. like who's like the most beautiful. person in the world you. know oh that's a good. one. I really like I really.

like Tiana Taylor laa Missy Elliott uh. just one of them let me keep going hold. on Missy Elliott Holly Barry uh niiki. Min uh let's see. Kesha I used to around with kha she. was so thick she was crazy. she put her hands on me one time I. called the police uh oh Deana a girl. named Del sh okay Marco there tons five. is. average one through four are below I.

mean four is like below average yeah. what am I you're 10 I'm not a 10 I know. that's a lie so you know you're just. lying to me that's your opinion though. you're a 10 because you have confidence. you have energy you're a real life. person and you living in your truth that. will make you a 10 okay it ain't always. about but I'm still not your type. no that's okay you're a couple more. thousand we could definitely be my type. you're not my type either I'm happy. you're not my type I bet it's good yeah.

I got a lot of kids with a lot of baby. Mas and you they be on some and. you don't need anymore and I don't ever. want to be one of them clearly stay 6. feet away from me yeah seven feet we're. kind of too close right now uh the world. I want you guys to tune in to where' you. come up with the name before we go where. did you come up with the name of your. podcast the really good podcast yeah you. just randomly said that well no it was. supposed to to be like a parody of a. good podcast so it's like a really.

shitty podcast so the joke was that I. called it a really good podcast see. people should out that cuz that's what. it's like G live type. yeah but now it's kind of becoming a. little bit. good a little bit not a lot not it's. good it's entertaining yeah I watched a. few episodes what did you. watch hours yeah. who knew that would be seen by so many.

people I could have worn more makeup for. that yeah my hair was gone I'm like my. hair color you got a little thicker. since then. too I don't think so think I lost weight. no you got thicker my boobs got smaller. I don't know nothing about that don't. look but I think everyone else would. agree that happen not really none of my. business you're my best friend I know. yeah you're not n you really like you. really made my day. did I yeah thank you you really made my.

day and I appreciate that like they. side where're at the door it's locked. what door hold on flip it around hold on. hold on hold. on hey come take this she got people. come come here here it's one person her. makeup artist yeah that. take where is she I oh know oh know just. look to look cool.

okay all right thir coming right now. come here right. now. um act act normal why are you acting so. what are you. doing hey why the you bring her why. the you bring her hey I've been. waiting on you what's. up acting like you've been waiting on me. I had been waiting on you for how long. for a long time I've been waiting I've. been the whole episode ain't ain't. nothing but good being said about.

you let them know what you working today. okay so today I got on some skims Kim. Kardashian made this and this is like. for the girls that's Slim in the waist. and thick in the ass Kim Kardashian. herself so that that very long why you. why do you keep the tags on the stuff. like what why is the tags don't act like. you didn't used to take back yeah. okay no take it back oh okay I thought. you was like just cuz you fresh no cuz.

you used to take you used to wear. clothes you used to wear clothes and. take them back don't even don't do that. Bobby don't she not she trying to. pretend to be this person she used to be. a booster she used to steal clothes walk. out she had a s my Hennessy they going. to put it in a cup to make it look like. it's um so well she used to be a booster. so you know the sensors that's on. booster is you just saying that word. like everybody know that's some good. so basically you know why they got. I don't know so basically you know why. they got sensor on clothes now sensors. on clothes yeah why because she used to.

run in the stores and she used to snatch. and put them in bags and when she get. home she burn it and you burn it until. the little plastic come you put a little. screwdriver in there yeah I wasn't the. only one I did it cuz first of all you. getting it very very into detail how do. you. know yeah it still works so like outfit. how much was that outfit because we. could have got it for free half. off yeah that's that's what she used to. charge people half off for the outfit oh. you sawell it after yeah first of all I. only did that one time and that's when I.

was pregnant you was stilling where you. had a baby in your stomach cuz my baby. daddy got locked up at the time so you. was going to judge her I know you're not. judging nobody no I'm saying but with. the baby in the stomach like. you that's don't don't you think that's. a good mom yes at the end of the day you. got to do what you got to do for your. kids to go and Di sporting good and. steal Nike jumpsuits it wasn't not no. dick SP good oh so oh you want to talk. about mother can we get my drink I'm not. I didn't know I was walking into this.

you say all good stuff was being said. uhuh no I see what I'm about to do with. you yeah you see what you just did oh. yeah baby I got something I walked out. and you just try to play me like that. Marco yeah you need to be a better. person huh you need to be a better. person I am a good person no I am that's. my best friend right there and you're. with her I what stop talking. then I ain't said nothing bad about. if you say something else bad that. wasn't nothing B look she just I'm. calling the.

IRS you ain't hear nothing from me no. more so be nice all right I a I'm. calling the. IRS I'm make Suki get it back from you. to she said she going to call the IRS on. both of us I did not say that I said if. you're mean to her I'm calling the IRS. on you can you tell her not can you tell. her not to call it RS on nothing yeah we. don't yeah I he but he's being mean. exactly you this is a different ball. game so I got a tour coming up do y'all. mind coming and coming out and being a. part of. Su you're going to come I'll be there.

it's a live audience I'll be there no. you got the coins I'll be there or do. you want me do it for free like family. no no no no you definitely going to get. paid okay well what do I got to do. how much are you going to pay us. yeah y'all going to get paid we don't. party for free do we no yeah that's not. what we do right how much are you going. to did you just only bring yourself a. drink. Suki. you drink Hennessy oh no exactly she.

drinks a top shelf liquor so guys I want. you to. know we have a a live tour with us three. uhhuh and this is it I feel like this. will be great and we going to have a lot. of audience and they going to ask. questions but y'all got to be real and. and. listen like you going to need like this. not not be all the way you don't say. that to her huh what is wrong with you. no I'm saying like I want her to just be.

like you know is she I have a question. if I'm not your type is she your type is. silk my type yeah she I don't she. couldn't stand a chance with me I. couldn't stand a chance with you like. what does that mean like so you you the. prize maybe you think you're the prize. you just asked me to get you a Corvette. and you're the prize oh he wanted them. that be don't do that don't do that okay. well at the end of the day I you always. say that I'm not your type and I'll let. you get away with it but baby you're not. my type ever and I don't even have a.

type so just imagine not being qualified. at. all especially keep wearing them big ass. orthopedic. shoes it's like you purposely go to the. thrift store and pick the worst. F I been. killed I didn't oh no no no you heard. that what you heard what I just said. yeah the Vib been Ked so I killed the. but when I came out here showing love.

you started talking about me first I. didn't say nothing bad about I he said I. was a booster and I still close yeah you. did do that like I should be between you. two I think I need to mediate y'all need. to get air up in here damn yeah since. you acting like a Mr fany smashy y'all. need to get some air up in this. what do you have to say to. be no I with it I feel like this is. great what do you have to say to these. allegations I don't even know what that. that. mean Marco what do you have to say about.

what to these spell we don't both of us. don't know how to spell. allegations spell. allegations SP. it we both don't know how. to Marco look me in the eye right now. and tell me what do you think about the. things no spell allegations we both. don't leave me Al. how SP question you know how to spig you.

know how to spell itations do that she. know how to spell it yeah you don't ever. try to make us like that I don't know. how to spell that word just off the yes. you do it's okay I will try if I get it. wrong no you went to school pay for no I. didn't did don't W that up did you no I. have an AA from a community college if. that counts what do EBT stand. for I don't even know but you better. today that's oh for real eat better. today is it really that's what it means.

EBT that's why I you just ask her. what EVT said for she I don't know what. it stand for but it is food have you. ever bought I know what it is that have. I bought food stamp I know you buy them. no you bought it yeah okay I I don't buy. them that's a federal crime sir it's a. federal. crime and I already had to do community. service for. um. okay I save that for another time yeah.

but I already got for tour um yeah so. okay so what do I have to wear like what. what is it given the live tour yeah you. have a live. band okay and and I'm definely huh what. band it's going to be a live band but. who's the band you just picking people. yeah they from Memphis Tennessee they. make good music no I just found them on. Craiglist okay are they cheap Craiglist. yeah no they going to be a live ban and. live audience going to be able to get to.

see us and they going to ask us. questions and I don't want y'all to. it up so all they're doing is asking us. questions no I got some things to ask. y'all it's going to be the set and we. going to sit here and we going to be you. to ask me any questions today so I don't. know if you should but we're going to do. then but when we do this I don't want y. to I don't want y'all to this up. how we going to it we it up. you're going to it up okay I don't. want us all to it up okay that's a. better way to put. it how do we not it up don't make. me and Suki do a show without. you that' be up I mean he's.

saying two things he saying they're. answer asking the questions and then. you're saying you're asking the. questions so who's really asking the. questions no it's going to be a live. they're going to get to okay can I do. some of my stand up at least yeah right. now let's do it okay all right guys. before we head out we we got the one and. only comedian Suki give her a round of. applause. sukiana she will be performing right now. let's get into it stand up let's. go.

okay so what's up. everybody who got who got good coochie. in the. crowd okay yeah it's only two people. they said stand back a little bit you. got to stand back so don't don't run up. on me. now now everybody let's talk about him. since he want to be a comedian he walk. around with them orthopedic shoes and. them big ass pants that's hged up in ass. y'all go ahead stand up give us a give. us a 360 so we can see that outfit show.

them how them pants is hged up that ass. and go ahead put put the shirt up in the. back so we all can see them buns as you. should hold on oh it smell like dookie. y'all he didn't wash his ass today and. that's why he so. cranky was that funny I wouldn't pay to. see that. anybody I wouldn't pay to see that. good cuz I'm not going to come on a tour. then no not I'm saying no no no that's. what I'm going to do.

so okay can you tell them a joke at. least besides this disturbing in my. character. okay it's so funny because if you look. at his outfit you still talking about me. just like cuz for real look at your. outfit and I'm not being mean but it's. just like what are you going for like. what's the vibe funeral. funeral who.

died bro my grandma I got a funeral. after this huh I got a funeral to go. after this I got to fly out to no you. don't where we going after this to go to. a funeral he didn't tell me that you. have's alive okay Bet before he told me. he's doing anything to make us feel sad. so we can go a tour with him wow but I'm. still going to go especially because. you're going to um my riter y going to. have food and stuff for me right yes no.

Hennessy are you going to fly us private. to each yeah we got I got a jet I got us. a jet you have one Shaq Shaq got a jet. what sha got to do with this he got a. jet does he actually have one yeah I. believe he has one but what does he have. to do with this well he'll let us use it. why don't you ask him right now oh no. I'm busy you know Shaq yeah she know him. too you want me to ask him will he ask. him why he don't don't start saying. names and stuff you think he'll actually. let us you ask not me I'll just hand the.

phone to you yeah I'll. ask what you get you scared I'm not do. it you offered it to me you offered his. you offered it so you should be the one. to ask. him let's see if he'll. answer why is my phone so. quiet that's gross he busy give him a. minute all right thank you guys for. tuning in give him no you said we was. going to get on Shaq uh jet you guys you.

want to act like his bestie then let. call call his ass uhuh you said we was. getting on Shaq. jet yeah I'mma call him I'll get it. done uh thank you guys for tuning in. make sure you follow us all on Instagram. me more followers than. Marco no get us both up there we we want. the same amount yeah. how many followers you got a lot but we.

going when we go work and we we get when. we get to work like I said you can get a. quick 40 I'm going get a quick 80 you. get 402 and I get we going to spit it. down the middle why are you getting 80. and we're getting 40 80. what followers dollars $80 baby. 80k why do you get we get 40 yeah what. you mean why we oh cuz we women's yeah. what that's why we want equal whites we. do say right first.

right r g HT that's what I. said we are we we all together split it. evenly evenly that's what I say between. the three of us no 84 got it no. problem yeah done okay make sure you. guys tune. in you anything y want to promote we. need to know that for real what's it. called was watching funny Marco and it. don't have nothing to do with us yeah so. what's the are going to be. called funny Marco and partner in him in.

Partners in him oh so he about to have. everybody every city he go to he gonna. have people open up for him and we just. going to be a part of their little. act do I mean y' be partners or an which. one y'all want how we feel special we. want it to be Marco Bobby and Suki Marco. can we just name is Bobby and like. something like that Bobby plus Marco. yeah. you like that okay and Bobby plus Marco.

yeah that's it that's that's the B look. he's so mad cuz he really just wanted us. to come and support but now he's just. all over the place because we want more. credit. don't cuss on this podcast it be. kids watching it you just cussed. bro and you said kids in the same. sentence and them kids they don't. know. me. thank you guys for tuning in we love you.

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