Mojo Brookzz Talks Fighting Studs, G Herbo, Roasting Marco & Why You Shouldn’t Call Men Fine

If I ever did, I bet you judge you if. you part of the LBW. I don't got no problem with that. >> See? All right. So, let me ask you a. question. >> Okay. >> Jaylen Herz, is he ugly? >> Is he ugly? >> He 90 [music] is fine. >> All right. Watch. You see, let me see. Watch this. When you really. >> Let me say this. Who you calling? >> You better see. You better see. See, like certain [ __ ] But people quick to. call Flavor Flave ugly. >> Ug. Hey, what is Jaylen Herz? >> Classically handsome.

>> Okay, but is it is he 95 fine? >> Yes, definitely 95. >> Who is the [ __ ] that you hang around. that's 95? >> He hating on him. He hating on Jaylen. Hurst is fine. >> Very what do you look at him? Do you see. the same person I see? >> Okay. [music]. >> [music]. >> Okay, I see what you wear.

>> What's going on? This probably your best. fit I ever seen you, man. >> Okay. >> All right. You know what's crazy? You. look good. >> Thank you. >> You sexier than a [ __ ]. >> What's your real name? >> My real name? >> Yeah. >> Why? >> You know what? Before we start the. episode, you can't wear shades. We about. to have real eye contact. >> Okay. >> Yeah, >> we'll take When we start, you actually. take them up out there. >> No, we already started. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Uh Mojo No. What's your real name? >> Dion. >> Marco featuring Dion.

>> No, it's Mojo Brooks. >> Okay. Mojo Brooks featuring. Okay. Marco featuring Mojo Brooks aka. Dion. >> Why you got to say aka Why do you have. to do that? >> Cuz it's your name. >> I respect you as a man. Okay. What's. your name? >> Martian. >> That was racist. Cuz I'm black. >> Racist. No. >> Cuz I'm black. >> What's your real name? >> Marco. >> No, it's not. >> All right. You want to see my ID? >> Yes.

>> Why you looking at it like I got a long. name? >> Bro, why do you got all these middle. names? >> Okay, because my mama didn't know who my. daddy was. >> Them all the dudes your mama used to. have a crush on back in the day. >> I didn't [music] mean that. >> She watched this show, too. >> [laughter]. >> And she's going to come to your show. She actually came to Kansas City, did. she? >> Yes. >> Why? She didn't say nothing. >> Well, she say Oh, yeah. So, you can try. to [ __ ] her. >> No, I your mom. >> My mama look like me. You a [ __ ].

>> bro. No. [music] No, I would not. >> Hello, America. Good morning to you or. good, afternoon, wherever you want to. call it. [music] Sitting down with Mojo. Brooks. Mojo Brooks is special. and the fact that I've been knowing him. outside of this, I got to snap into my. character and let him know how this is. how it is when you sit down with us and. you know me and my team going to give it. to him. So this is my it's a [music]. challenge to be able to sit down with a. friend and also going into my character.

So y'all let me know how well I did and. how well he did. But there's no holding. back. like we got to come through. swinging bars. and I'mma let him know how handsome he. is. We'll see how he take that. Um. I'm gonna call him handsome a lot. Cute. Whatever you want to call it. Fine. Let's see how he take it. >> Happy New Year, too, by the way. >> Happy New Year to you. >> It's dope. It's been We made it. >> Yeah, we made it. >> We made it through a whole year.

>> Yeah. >> of just [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> We made it through. >> mama bae mama drama. >> Yeah. [music] uh STDs. >> No, I don't I ain't go through that this. year. >> Okay. I was saying we I was speaking on. for both of us. >> Yeah. No, that that wasn't my life this. year. I've been doing pretty good with. that. Been away. >> The shades, man. >> Okay, man. >> See, now I know I'm talking to you about. just. >> Okay. Why you got to show the watch off. when you put it in your. >> I wasn't trying to do that. I got my big.

chain underneath my my No, you don't. I. do. >> No, you don't. Let me see. I do. I do. flexing on me. See? All right. So, you. got so much going on. You rebranded. >> Mhm. >> It couldn't You ain't got a cosign from. nobody. [music]. >> No, nobody. >> What made you keep going? What made you. just say like, "You know what? It's just. how like I know you had a time where you. was like, "Damn, I'm done." Like, >> you know what? No, I never did. Like, I. never my faith never wavered, bro. Like, I always uh [music]. >> you know, I kind of always knew where I.

was going. And you know, it's just about. finding your tribe. And uh you know I. think a lot of comedians, content. creators, they just putting out stuff, but you got to focus on who your target. a who you who who you want to follow. >> Man, you look good, man. Man, you look good, man. You Damn, man. You doing your thing, man. >> That's making me uncomfortable, Marco. >> Why? >> Because what do you mean I look good, >> [ __ ] You clean. >> Just say that. [clears throat]. >> Okay. All right. >> Well, you clean. >> You know what I'm saying, man? You look. good. Just in the middle of me talking. >> I ain't say boy, you know you fine. You.

know they locking [ __ ] up for. [ __ ] like that right now. >> People getting lawsuits. You make me. feel uncomfortable at the workplace. All. right. I know about that little check he. got. >> Brian speaks all that [ __ ] You going to. give me something. >> to say a compliment. >> You look good. You Damn, you look good. Come on, Mark. >> What's up? >> That's a compliment. Like when you. comfortable with yourself, when you. comfortable with I'm very comfortable. with me. I'm comfortable. I'm talking. about me cuz it came from me. I know. you're comfortable. But ain't nothing. wrong to come up to a dude like damn.

like [ __ ] you fine today. [laughter]. >> But it's how you say something wrong. with that guy. You tell a man he's fine. >> Say like men. >> No. I mean I love him. Let's be real. But intimate on an intimate like oh. yeah. Attractive. No. >> You wouldn't date one. >> No. >> Never date. >> No. No. No. [laughter]. >> Why you say that? Why you trying to. crazy? I don't know. >> I didn't say I don't know. >> I don't know. Did y'all hear that? I. don't know. >> I said no. intimate like oh yeah attractive no. >> you wouldn't date one. >> no.

>> never date one no. >> if I ever did I. >> judge you if you part of the LBW. I don't got no problem with that. >> see all right so let me ask you a. question. >> okay. >> Jaylen Herz is he ugly. >> is he ugly. >> he 90 is fine. all right watch you see let me see watch. this when you really. >> let me say this who you calling. >> you better see you better see see like. certain [ __ ] But people quick to call. Flavor Flave ugly. >> Ugly. >> Hey, what is Jayla Herz?

>> Classically handsome. >> Okay. But is it is he 95 fine? >> Yes, definitely 95 fine. >> Who is the [ __ ] that you hang around. 95? >> He hating on him. He said Jaylen Hurst. is fine. >> Very. What? Do you look at him? Do you. see the same person I see? >> Okay. All right. You just got different. frame groups. >> You look like you look like Jaylen H. Like if they made him a cartoon or. something. >> Okay. >> But he's 90 fine. >> He's 90s fine. Okay. What do 2000's fine.

look like? >> A 2000 fine guy would be like Lloyd the. singer. >> Lloyd. Oh, that's a good one. Lloyd. Lloyd is. >> Hey, hang up on him. [laughter]. >> Who is that? >> That's called Ruben Sted on the phone. >> That's pudgy. [laughter]. Okay. So the thing is with when you can. give a compliment and have no meaning. behind it. >> Yeah. >> Just cuz you say somebody fine don't. mean you like them or like oh I don't. see myself with them like. >> they're attractive to you.

>> No, >> it is. >> You can call somebody fine. A woman. could be fine and she's not my type. She's not attractive to me. >> But she's attractive. That's why he. tells you. >> attractive means certain stuff like you. get attracted for how somebody walk, they knees, they legs. Like you get. attracted for how somebody think. I'm. attracted to like how you think. I'm. attracted to how you dress. >> Are you attracted to how. >> No. Just because someone says that. someone looks like Am I wrong? >> Yes. >> Am I wrong, y'all? I'm talking to y'all. Just cuz you say somebody look nice, does that mean you're attracted to them? >> No. No.

>> How? >> How do you How is that not what that. means? >> Because you can get somebody a. compliment without being attracted to. them. >> Okay. Okay, Marco. >> So, like that's like me, right? I see. your mama. I'll be like, "Man, your mama. fine." That don't mean like I find her. attract like she my type. No, but you find her attractive. You. said she was fine. >> No, that's that's subjective. >> What's subjective mean again? >> You the one using the words, >> [ __ ] You You know what I'm saying? >> Subjective is is I guess it's depending.

on whose opinion it is, who's it coming. from. >> Exactly. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, what's the difference to you. can talk to even me and other standup. comedians out there from doing your own. tour and being on a tour with other. great comedians? What's the difference? Like cuz if somebody say they seen you. on the way like we already seen them on. there. Should they pay to see you on. your show too? Why should they pay two. times? >> Oh yeah. It's two different it's two. different experiences. >> Mhm. And then what about some things you. don't like when you was alone that you. had to go to like with doing stand up. for? Let me see. You've been doing the.

stand up if I can say 10 years. >> 11. >> Damn that was close. It's around the. same thing. Round it off 11. Uh what. were some things that you. >> Yeah. >> What? >> I know to do math. Okay. Math. I'm just. saying you was you right. It was close. enough. >> I'm just saying. Oh, you want to do. math? Ask me a math question. >> 9 * 9. >> 9 * 9. Carry [music] the Give me. something I can carry. >> Oh my god. 100 times 12. >> times. Carry the [music] one and put the.

two there 100 times. Cuz usually nine. times What's [music] that? Usually, how. do you usually figure that out? Could. would you? >> We're not doing a nine. That's 100 times. 12. Marco, [music] can you do it or not? >> 1,200. What was the question like? >> Growing in the standup business for for. uh 11 years, >> what are some things that you had to. learn. >> like from beginning all the way up? And. you're still learning, but what are some. things that you was like, [music] I'm. glad I started when I started? Like, >> oh man, the bro, the biggest thing is.

just understand, >> man, that's amazing, [laughter]. >> man. Clap it up for that y'all. That is. hard. That's the the fact that you. learned that, man. That is good, man. That is different. Like man that like. the fact that you learned that. >> What did I say? What are we clapping. about? What did I say? >> What did I learn? >> That you took you took your time with. it. >> I never said that. I never says that. >> He never said that. Clap it up for he. never said that, man. That is. Man, the fact that you The fact you.

never said that, bro, is different. Yeah, >> I never said that, bro. If you listening. to this, if you ever get into some. [ __ ] say I never said that, cuz. that's only a man to do. He'll let you. know what he never said. He stood on. that [ __ ] And the fact that he linked. up and he showed his watch off shows the. art of I never said that. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, should we give it up for the. OKL? Y'all give it up for the OKL. Oh my. god. No, not you. Just us. Yes,

[applause]. man. It's crazy. >> So why I can't clap? Why can't he clap? Let's give it up for that, man. >> Jesus. Cuz we clap for you, man. >> Okay. >> We clapping. We giving you your flyers. and your claps. Can you set the [ __ ]. back and enjoy it? >> Clap for me sitting back. Come on. Let's. clap for me sitting back. >> Nah, that's not how it work. >> Only work when you say it. Yeah. >> This Okay. >> So, let's get into it. [clears throat]. Let's stand up. And you were the movie.

that you did the Netflix. >> Netflix series. >> How was that? What made it so different? Like when you went into that cuz your. skits or. >> it's like you got the same person when. you seen that it was like damn it's like. it did not change. How the hell did you. transfer? I don't know. It's it's hard. I know you could probably say but like. when you went into that was you nervous. like damn like it was new for you. Like. >> it was new like it was I mean acting. wasn't new. >> Give it up for the acting man. That is. crazy. This guy is going to the [ __ ].

top. And the reason why he going to the. top because he know how to tell you. different things without even saying it. If you look to the body of what he's. saying in the mind of the art that he. does, he didn't done Netflix. But and. then stand up, his standup is crazy and. crowd work is amazing and shows are. going crazy. And the fact that Oh, my. brother, he's actually here. I wonder if. he got uh he wanted he said I got some. [ __ ] for him. Hold on. >> What he got? Chicago [ __ ] It is. Look, it's a jacket. See, look. This is my.

brother Martin. And look, he said I said. I was going to make this happen. First. off, let him know what you know about. him before you get him. Like, you know. what I'm saying? >> I know you from Chicago. You been doing. stand up for a minute. I seen you um. last year [snorts] at the uh the Kings. of Comedy in Atlanta. The stand up, right? >> The Kings of Comedy. >> No, that was the We the Ones. >> We the Ones. That's what it was. >> We came to the show where you bought. >> I had on all pink. I don't know if you. remember. >> Uh show him. Show them. Take it out. Show him. It's his G. This his clothing. line. I'm going to show you to him real. quick. Martin, come by here. You're in. the camera way. So,

break it down. Let them know the. material, everything. >> I just had a fashion show in New York um. last month. This one of my new line uh. one of my new sweatuits. >> Okay. >> Von Olivia, I got a um a popup next next. year in February in Paris. So, >> how do you know what size? >> Oh, so this is a this is a medium. >> Okay. And um it just go about one, two, three, four, five, and the two is a. medium. >> Yeah, that's clean. >> No, I appreciate it. And I I watch a lot. of your stand up and just I pay. attention to your page, so I know that.

you like black a lot to implement with. this. >> Appreciate that. Yeah, appreciate that. >> And ain't the [ __ ] fine. He on this. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Yeah, he fly. No, for sure. >> No, no, fine. >> I'm not calling [ __ ] fine, bro. >> That's Chicago [ __ ] It's. >> not a Chicago thing, bro. That's not. That's not politically appropriate to. say to another man. >> That's not okay, Marco. And and. honestly, as your friend, I don't want. you going around telling men that cuz. they going to get the wrong idea.

>> Mhm. >> Right. >> Right. >> Would you tell Drewki that? >> Duski decent. >> So you think he look better than Duski? >> Yeah. Hell yeah. >> I think I look better than Druski. >> Yeah. >> What about me? What about me? What about. Yeah. If we went out there with no. jewelry, no fame, and girls was going. off our face cart. Would you pull more. girls than me? >> No jewelry, no fame? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's [ __ ]. >> I kill you, Michael. Out there. >> No. >> Yes, I would. >> [ __ ] my face car better than yours.

You with your skin a little better. But. overall, we give it to him after the show. I just. want to do. >> I appreciate that, brother. >> I appreciate you, brother. >> Nice to meet you. >> Same. >> Yeah. What part of Chicago you from? >> I'm from East West. Yep. >> So that excit y'all funking or y'all. good? >> No, we cool. >> Okay. What's up? >> Uh yeah, cuz you stayed out of the. streets. >> Yeah. >> You ain't never been a street [ __ ]. >> No, I wouldn't say that. >> No, you can't. Hey, you can't hang with. it. You got your family. I got the.

background. Your family was the tough. side. You was the funny the funny dude. And your family was with the [ __ ]. >> Okay. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's what you on the road with. >> No. What do you mean? That's that's what. I heard. I I got the inside scoop. I. reached out. >> Somebody told you that? >> Mhm. >> Okay. Well, I'm fine with that. Yeah, it's good. >> Yeah, my family was the ones and you. know I was you didn't Nobody never. [ __ ] with you. >> They never [ __ ] with you. >> U sorry. Um are you do you see yourself. or are you going to move into another. city? Cuz we had like corporate on here. One thing about Chicago, why don't you.

feel like some people move from Chicago. and take the LA route, the Atlanta. route? >> Man, you know what? I I just don't think. the industry is like it used to be where. you had to do that. >> Mhm. >> Where you had to just pack up and move. You know what I'm saying? Like we think. about it, bro. We self-made stars. >> Mhm. >> Like we did that ourselves. You know. what I'm saying? Where a lot of people. back then was going to LA to be. discovered or coming to Atlanta to be. discovered. You don't got to do that. You can be discovered right from the. comfort of your home. >> Do do you feel like sometimes you got to.

move because it's comfortable there and. it'll make you work harder. Like if you. got. >> I I just think it depends on who doing. the work. >> Some people need that. >> I understand you. So do I. I feel like. it's another level. Let's say you move. to Miami. It's a new start for you. You. got new people to run into, new. production. Do you feel like it'll put. fire under your ass like, man, I got a. It's different. >> I'm already got the fire. >> I already got it. I don't need to move. to to get the fire. If you got to move. to to get the motivation, then it's. something, you know, you got something. far, you know? >> It's Yeah, it's a different like you.

say, subjective like. >> it's who it just depend on who it is. I. just I've been doing 11 years and you've. seen the growth that I've had. >> living set up in a basement like little. >> like literally with chairs like. literally like fold up chairs like from. you doing that to now. >> every step I think. >> I was in the basement but. >> yeah you was in the basement. >> I was never in a basement. >> You did I seen your first show was in. the basement. >> My first show was not in the basement. >> What the one I seen. >> in Kansas City?

>> Yes. >> That wasn't a basement. Marco, >> what was it? It was like a little hall. >> A little basement hall. >> It was not a basement. >> Okay. Like I said, he did show in the. little basement from doing with photoup. chairs, but people had to bring their. own chairs to his event. >> Marco, no, I didn't. >> Are you kidding me right now? >> Bring a chair, >> [ __ ] Cuz they had it was This is where. we give you your flyers because [ __ ]. [ __ ] wasn't buying the tickets. >> But you've been growing. And let me get. to my point from having to fold up. chairs. So, how you going to say people.

brought chairs but nobody was buying. tickets? >> Cuz they came with like eight chairs at. least. >> So, how many people was at that show, Marco? >> Like 60. >> 100? >> Yeah. That 60 that bought chairs. >> What about the other 40? >> It was chair. It was eight chairs for. him. >> For 40 people. >> Some people were standing up. >> Okay. >> Back to what I was saying. [clears throat]. >> Your memory better than mine. >> Yeah.

All right. So, the thing is with him, for him to be doing shows in a basement. where people had to bring their own fold. up chairs, for him to be able to go in. improv and sell out theaters and also. have backtoback sold out shows and is. amazing. And you got to give somebody. their flyers cuz some people just feel. like you came out of the blue. >> Yeah. >> Cuz they like, "What the fuck?" Cuz they. didn't see the grind cuz they wasn't. buying the tickets. >> Yeah. So the shows, every show he did, he. cared about and I seen because I want to. remember the one you did in Atlanta. where you pulled the girl wig off. I was.

there. >> when she got. >> I didn't pull nobody. >> She was dancing on you and the wig came. off. >> No, that was my homeboy was on stage. >> and then something happened. Okay. Okay. Something happened with you on stage. Somebody did something. A big girl. Something something happened with you. >> No, that wasn't me, Marco. >> That weren't me. I never had an issue. with a big girl. No, not an issue. >> I'm just saying to the big girl. community. I don't know what he trying. to start. >> No, I'm talking about the It's comedy.

>> What about it? >> Something happened in the Atlanta show. >> No, >> you don't know what I'm talking about. >> I know what you're talking about, but. that wasn't me. >> I know. But what happened that day when. you was there? >> My homeboy was on the stage. >> I'm talking about you. I remember he was. there, too. I remember he was there. >> Yeah, I was on the stage. I did my set. and I got off. >> Oh, well, that's what happened. He did. >> But like you said, I do care. >> Yeah, you care. Okay. That's what I'm. saying. >> Yeah. Every show that he do, he do care. Basements, he also perform at weddings. >> I've done a wedding before, >> right? Funerals. And one thing about him, like he cares.

about everything that he do. And like. like I said, when I seen you, it's like. it's one of the ones you got to keep. updating seeing. Like it's like if you. seen that version, wait till you see. this version. >> Yeah. >> You like Jordans. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I like that. >> Yeah. >> I like that. >> See, >> I like that. >> Can I Can I [ __ ] talk? Let me cook. >> Okay. I'm It take you a while to get. there. >> because you got to paint the picture. >> Yeah, that's cool. >> Where you see yourself in 13 years? [laughter]. >> In 13 years? >> Yeah.

>> In 13 years I see myself doing movies. >> I think we should do one together. Like. I be. >> I would love that. >> Martin and Will Smith. >> Who you going to be? Martin. >> I'm Will Smith. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> I like Martin's role. >> Yeah. >> In Bad Boys. I'm talking about just the. look cuz he had that guy like Will Smith. was clean. >> But you said I was clean. >> Yeah, you are. >> You said I was cleaner than you. >> So why wouldn't I be Will? >> No. No. I'm saying like you're clean. But if it if that ass if we went beat.

for beat, why you touch your skin? >> Cuz I'm No, it ain't. Marco, I don't. think it's nothing wrong with your skin. It's actually getting better. >> What's better? What the [ __ ] that mean? >> No, cuz. >> I think we was talking. Why you touch. your skin though? >> No, I just did like this. >> No, you did not. You pinched it. >> No, what? I saw it. Did he not you. pinched it, >> Marco? I don't think it's nothing wrong. with your skin. >> Nobody ever said that was wrong with. you. >> Okay, cuz I seen your skin just like I. came a long way. Your skin has too. Remember when I first seen you? I. thought you had me. >> to the acne community. As y'all see, I'm.

getting bashed right now. And uh if you. don't have Wait a minute. To the acne. community. >> No, no, we going I'mma speak last week. for us. Uh. >> you're not getting bashed. I said you. your skin has come a long way. >> I don't know. Take that one. >> Remember you told me I was came a long. way. They weren't buying tickets. You. wasn't buying stuff for your face. >> Now you brought Proactive. >> Now, >> no, I brought Proactive. >> You weren't getting it back then, Marco. Oh, >> I wasn't. >> No, you wasn't. >> I wasn't. >> You wasn't. You didn't care.

>> I know. >> Till they got in the comments, what's. wrong with his face? What's wrong with. this page? >> Oh, oh, you was reading them, huh? >> Yeah, I was one of the [ __ ] on my fake. page. But I that's behind me now. We moving. forward. I'm just want to let you know. I'm glad that what my my work behind the. scenes pushed you. >> know what I'm saying. >> to do what I had to do. >> Yes. [ __ ] looking good. Look back down. >> Appreciate you, man. Everything start.

with something. Like I said, life is. like a fold up chair. Pick that [ __ ] up. and put it down where you want it to be. >> Well, and sit there. >> Yeah. And watch. Yeah. Eight chairs. That's what it's about. >> It was eight. >> Yeah. >> But now what? >> Yeah. It's subjective. >> To what? >> Yeah. Are you like a giving person? Like, do you love giving back? >> Yes, absolutely. >> Can I give you $1,000? >> Huh? I can't. What was the question? >> Can I get $1,000? >> Can you get $1,000.

>> from you? >> You don't need it. >> I ain't about need. I just said you like. to get back to the poor. >> You're not poor. in my mind. >> I saw the little basketball court at the. house. >> So, yeah. All right. All right. So, what. you got coming up? >> What I got coming up? >> I told you I got the We the Ones tour. coming. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? Then after. that, I'm going on a full theater tour. in the fall. >> And what could they find that at? Where? Like, where do you find the shows? And. you got to get your tickets fast cuz. it's sell out. >> You got it. I'm selling out months in. advance. >> That's [ __ ] crazy. Oh my god, [ __ ].

>> Yeah. That's like Have you cried yet? >> I did at my Chicago show. Mhm. How about. you cry right now in front of us, y'all? [laughter] Let's give it up for. him crying. Let's do it. Let's get a cry. out, man. And if you just cry right now. at this moment, they ain't going to do. nothing but boost themselves up. >> You want me to cry? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I don't want to cry. I cried already. >> Cry again.

>> I don't want to cry. >> Why not? >> Cuz why do I got to cry? >> Cuz [ __ ] just to show off your acting. Somebody could be watching this right. now. >> and they like we'll send them my. audition tape. >> Mark, right? They like. >> this is an interview. >> No, this is the a meet and greet. I'm. >> meet and greet. >> This is a meet and greet. >> Mhm. >> For who? >> Us. >> You want to meet me? >> And I'm greeting you too. >> Marco, >> what the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> Me and greet.

>> This is not a meet and greet. >> Yes, it is. >> You called me and said I want to do an. interview. I mean, it's subjective. >> It's not sub. Stop saying subjective. You didn't even know what it meant. >> That's what's up. >> Yeah. >> All right. Let me sit back and be cool. Uh, what's your favorite artist to. listen to? >> Favorite artist to listen to? >> Yeah. >> Uh, right now I'm [ __ ] with Big X to. plug MG Herbo. >> Mhm. That's good. >> Well, I didn't mean to say G Herbo. [laughter]. >> I forgot.

>> Here, take my watch. >> No, no, no, no, no. Don't. [laughter]. Listen. Okay. Can we You don't want it? >> No, I don't. >> No, you don't want it. >> No, I'm saying I would No, >> just tell me I would give it to you. You. want it or not? >> No, it's okay. >> Herb, I tried to clear that up for you. You didn't want it. >> Okay. So, look. Can Can we talk about. that right now since you're here? Cuz I. >> What happened? What happened? >> I'm saying in that moment they wasn't. wrong. They had fun. Right. I was. confused with I got left out of they. fun. >> Marco, everybody be left out of your.

fun. >> Not everybody. Marco, nobody knows what. you gonna say or what you gonna do. >> But it was. >> You came up here and told me I was fine. That was the last thing I thought I was. going to hear out of your mouth today. >> to give you a [ __ ] look. Did. say that you look good? >> No, I said I was fine. >> Fine. Good. I didn't say sexy. You sexy than a [ __ ]. would have been out of line. >> Yeah, it was. >> So, I'm not sexy.

>> I'm not going to say it. >> I can agree with it. >> You can agree with what? >> If some girls is like, "Yeah, he's. sexy." I can walk up like, "Yeah, he. is.". >> No. No. >> I'm not saying [laughter] that. You. >> No, Marco. See, that's the thing. You. want to tell me about moving? You move. You done moved down here to Atlanta. Now. you acting different. >> It has nothing to do with that. You need to go back to Kansas City. >> No, I'm good. It has nothing to do with.

that. >> You need to go back to Kansas City. I. don't know what happened to you. >> You know what? Maybe we got off on the. wrong foot. >> Okay, >> let's start over. >> All right, let's start. >> All right, I should respect that you. don't want to be called fine. >> Yeah. >> And if I'm going to put fine, put fine. as [ __ ] if I'm gonna do it. >> If I'm gonna do it. Hey, you know what, Marco? But that's what it is. I mean, that's. what I'm saying. Cuz what? Me? What? Me.

and you, we used like, you know what I'm. saying? Used to shoot dice together and. [ __ ]. >> I've never shot dice with you. >> on camera, huh? >> Ever? >> No, I'm saying on camera. You got to. show out. Bet. >> I'm I'm not showing out, Mark. I just. don't recall shooting dice with me. >> Respect. All right. So, right now we. [clears throat] got people hotline call. in where people call in to ask for. advice. You going to start off with. giving them your input and I give them.

mine. So, um we don't know what they. about to say or which one it is, but we. going to hear what they got to say. We. going to get into that. >> Let's do it. >> Hi, Marco. Um my name is Nia and I need. advice on how to break up with this. person I'm talking to. Uh, this person. is like a stud and I'm not really into. studs like that and I just don't know. how to break off with them. Like they're. just too clingy. They're just just too.

much too fast. Like you're already in. love with me and I just met you two days. ago. Like how does that even work? It's. just too much. Like usually I would just. block them but they kind of know people. I'm cool with. So I'm just like I can't. do that. I don't need help. >> Okay. >> But yeah, thank you. >> What you got, >> man? That st be crazy. >> Look at the camera and tell her. >> that still a little be crazy. Uh sound.

like you uh. you probably scissored one time and. scissoring went too well. Uh my advice is just to be upfront like, "Hey, this moving too fast." You know. what I'm saying? Like let's slow it down. or you know what I'm saying? If we can't. slow it down, you know, we gota, you. know, but I would cut. I wouldn't. scissor no more for a little while. >> Okay, that's good advice. Me, I don't.

know how to just break somebody off. I. don't know. I I go distance or I I. create problems like damn. Like, you. know, >> you just start [ __ ]. >> No, no, no, not with us. But I'll be. like some [ __ ] going on with. like my uncle. My uncle tripping. He's. broken my house and I'm trying to get. him together and then I go distance cuz. now I'm in a world of helping my uncle. and I can't be in a world with you. >> Oh, >> that's player, right? >> No. >> Okay. >> Player is just keeping it pee. He's just.

>> But sometimes keeping it pee get you. [ __ ] up. >> What type of women you mess with? >> I'm saying could not me. I'm saying it. >> could. In this situation though, it's. two ladies and. the stud is more. >> It depends on what type of stud it is. too. >> About that's how I'm hearing. But them. studs be like that though. >> Mhm. >> They be emotional. >> Especially ones that can dress, >> bro. They be emotional. You ever get. into it with one of them before? >> No, don't do it. Don't talk to that.

girl. >> No, bro. I had one try to take my girl. from me and then try to fight me about. it. >> Hell, for real. >> Swear to God. >> Where was you at? >> I was in school. Was in college. Mhm. >> And uh she she I was gone. >> for a semester. I came back. >> and I ain't know about this new stud. girl that was at the school and she had. >> [ __ ] I seen my girl hugged up with her. and I'm like what's going on? And the. stud stepped up to me and was like this. mine now. And I looked around like man. what's going on? And she was like we can. go outside. I'm like man go get your.

brother. >> Cannot fight you. Go get your brother. >> And uh she didn't go get her brother. She just kept picking. >> She is our brother. She is her brother. I never thought of that. But we cool now. Like if she see me, she'd be like, "What's up?" And I be. like, "That went up." Old girl end up. coming back to me. She end up coming. back. >> Who won a fight? >> Who? >> But you and. >> understood. >> Yeah. >> We never It never got there. We squared. up, but it never it never got there. >> because I was telling her like, "You got. to hit me first.".

>> But you too fine. She didn't do it, did. she? >> Marco. Marco, listen to me. >> I ain't gonna look at you. >> No, that's the last one. That's the last. spine. Okay, >> got it. Respect. Okay, >> now that y'all see how it's rocking, y'all here with me. Now, y'all get to. sit down with me and I'm interrupting. the show right now. Calling a man fine. does not mean that they are attractive. Can y'all [music] answer that? Can you.

just give somebody a compliment? You can. say a girl's fine and she not attracted. to you. Your woman can say a girl's. fine. She don't be attracted to her. So, can you do that? When you comfortable. with yourself, you can do [music] [ __ ]. that people think is not okay. And I. feel like just calling somebody, "Oh, you look good, bro. Keep doing your. thing." That ain't bad. And I called him. fine, but let's see how he react. Um, well, I seen it. I just want to see how. y'all feel cuz he was like, "You got one.

more [ __ ] time." And when you. give me one more time, I always [ __ ] up. one more time. So that's how I'm feeling. Let's see how. he handle this [music] episode. What's the next voicemail we got? [snorts] Yo, so look, I got this little. situation. So I'm here in Georgia and. you know we can't bet here. So I be. sending my cheese up to my peoples up. north to bet. So my man, I sent him a. parlay.

>> I sent him the cheese. I sent it enough. time. This [ __ ] guess he didn't place. it or he probably placed it. I don't. know what happened but he didn't place. the right bet. So the bet hit. I'm over. here excited thinking I won. I call him. to get the cheese. He like, "Oh, bro, I. didn't I didn't see that. I didn't bet. that one." So now I'm kind of pissed. I'm like, "Bro, I sent everything to. you. Like what's going on?" So then he. said he was going to give me the cheese. back and he was going to pay me the the.

the bread that I would have won. I was. like, "Oh, that's some real [ __ ] shit.". Then he just hit me back say, "Hey, bro. Yeah, I ain't going to be able to pay. I. ain't even going to be able to pay." So. So I'm so confused. What should I do? Marco, >> he up in Georgia. His man's up north. Mhm. >> Uh I mean, bro, that's just a yo, you. got to take gang. You got to take that. one on the chin, brother. >> Mhm. >> You know, at least see if he seen your.

bread back that you you tried to put the. betty in with. But you know, let me tell. you something. I went through that. My. dad gave me some money one time to go. play his lottery and I forgot to play it. and he hit and um. >> Damn. You ain't never been right. That's. what you ain't never been right since. >> No. Me and my dad cool, but that it took him. a while to get over that. M. >> Did you feel like [ __ ]. >> Um, >> you should have. >> I didn't I didn't I didn't feel like.

[ __ ] but I felt like I felt like I let. him down. >> Yeah. >> But my thing is like, bro, you weren't. even doing that. You could have went and. played that [ __ ] yourself. >> Wow. So, you did a reverse uno card. >> I'm just saying it's all about. accountability. If that's if it was that. important to you, >> that's why you asked somebody that's. important to you to get it done, >> right? And he asked me, but I was. already busy. Man, I'm not making no. excuse. I'll do anything for my dad. >> Yeah, it was just, >> you know what I'm saying? I made up for. him though. You know, I bought him a. car.

>> But how much was it though? Money. It. was more. >> if it was more than what the money was. >> Okay. Well, that's respect. >> 100 grand. >> Uh, all I got to say is that's why you. play prize picks. You can put your own. money down more or less. That's where. you go. >> I knew I knew they gave you a little. money. >> I knew they did. Look at you try to. slide that in there. I knew they gave. you something. Let me get a $100. >> Hello, Rob. I want to bring you a. message brought to you by Prize Pix and. also me cuz I'm the one talking. It's. football season and guess what? Prize. Pix is the best place to win money while.

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Mojo, all you got to do is type in Mojo. on Instagram, Twitter, Mojo. >> No, you don't. Is why you doing that? >> What is it? Mojo. Mojo Brooks. >> Mojo Brooks with two. >> Okay, so let me do it over. >> I need some followers, man. Help me out. >> I'm doing it now. >> How many followers you got? >> I don't know. >> Help me. I'm doing [ __ ] Let me do it. >> Tell [clears throat] him to follow me. right now. >> All right. Uh if you whatever you doing. if you could take your time and you. follow Mojo. >> Hold on. Hold on. Can you sit up. straight when you telling me?

There you go. Wait. Don't cross your. feet. They not going to take it serious. >> Yeah. That's your socks a little bit. >> Yeah. All right. Yeah. Hell yeah. >> All right. I'm sitting here with my. client Mojo Brooks. >> Hold on. Hold on. client. Just I need some follows. I'm not your. client. This is an interview. >> You better be glad you said I ain't got. no more of them. I was going to say the. word, but I ain't got no more.

>> That was your You used your last one. >> Yeah, I know. Yeah. I got to respect. that. >> Yeah. Only thing you can say now is. sexy. And we know what that mean. >> Get it sexy. >> No. >> Oh. All right. Um, I'm sitting here with. Mojo Brooks. Yes. >> And I want you to take the time to. follow him on Instagram. Actually, comment on his last post to let him. comment on his last post to let him know. how impactful our fan base is in our. community of the Open Thoughts. Also, follow him on Twitter, Mojo Brooks. >> Follow him on Facebook at Mojo Brooks.

>> Only Fans is another thing that goes. wild. Mojo Brooks. >> Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not an. Only fan. I don't have Wayne. >> All right. So, follow him. Follow follow. follow him on all social media. >> Yeah. >> Everything that's tagged below it. Also, YouTube. >> YouTube. >> Start watching the [ __ ] stand up. Go. to sleep to it. >> I might drop my special. >> No, cuz the thing is the thing about. YouTube when. >> Hold on. What the hell you mean go to. sleep to it? >> No. What I'm trying to tell you is this.

is what happened on YouTube. It's the. watch time. [ __ ] Just have that. [ __ ] on. That's how you get paid. Turn. that [ __ ] on. If you about, you know, when you watch something and you watch. Martin or something, you go, watch my. [ __ ] Make that be the last thing. It's. relaxing. Let me laugh your ass to. sleep. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? That's it. That and they need to watch. Don't skip. the [ __ ] Watch every. >> Watch everything. Yeah. Marco. >> Yeah. Cuz look, have you ever been I. know everybody has You fell asleep to 85. South Show and that [ __ ] still long. Like, have you watch one and it's on for. It's like 89 minutes. >> Uh [laughter].

it's some [ __ ] like that and my butt, they getting papered up. So, >> shout out 85 South. Yeah, but I'm. telling you, I didn't. >> watch them [ __ ] be long. [laughter]. >> My interview was like three days long on. that [ __ ] And they ain't. introduced me. Carlos ain't introduced. me to the end. It was the [laughter]. end. We was at 3 hours. Oh, let me. introduce y'all to. >> That's what I'm saying. But they rack it. up. You know what I'm saying? That's the. best thing. Um, and that's what I went. to sleep to some stand up yesterday. Let. me show you. Oh boy. Uh, Lavel Walker.

Is it Labar? >> Lavar. >> Yeah, Lavar Walker. >> Lavar. He funny. >> I've seen your [ __ ] Yeah, I watch your. [ __ ] too. It's all on there. >> Yeah. >> Uh, that's what I said. It's all on. there. Uh, let me see that. >> How does Stand Up World treating you, Marco? >> Let's get into it real quick. Let's talk. about it. >> Let's talk about it. >> His [ __ ] What was that? Mo, I watched. this [ __ ] yesterday. It's history. Where. was that yesterday? Right there. I went. to sleep right there. It was hour. See, I went through the whole thing. >> Okay. >> Yeah. They just got And I've been seeing. your [ __ ] on there. That's what I said. >> I appreciate that, man. Yeah. Up there. >> The stand up has been amazing. Other. thing is you told me to listen to.

myself. I still got to get into that. >> Yeah. You got to watch yourself. >> I got to listen to myself and watch. myself. >> You don't like to watch yourself? >> I ain't I'm not good at that. But you. told me. That's what I said. That's be. my downfall. Don't fix that. >> Do you watch your own interviews? >> No. >> But I have, you know, a great team. that's helping me put that together and. I got to start listening and understand. that, you know. >> But you have to. >> I know that. I got That's what I'm. saying. I can admit my downfalls. >> How can you improve on something that. you don't look at? >> Exactly. >> You got to look at it. >> That's right. >> Like your face. You kept looking at it.

and you like, "Okay, let me improve. this.". >> Okay. >> I didn't have to say that. But it's open. thoughts and my thoughts are open. >> Yeah. >> I didn't have to say that. [ __ ]. Uh, don't cut this part out though, cuz. that was important. >> Nfucker. We in. >> We in. >> You know, we keeping [ __ ] Ain't [ __ ]. over here. Ain't [ __ ] sweet, [ __ ]. >> It ain't. >> Yeah. You think I'm a [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. You think that got to me? >> No, I think it was. Hold on. You ain't. had the same energy with her when I was.

here. >> Okay. I didn't. I didn't. I got. different. You was You was real. different. So just cuz I'm light-skinned. and by myself don't mean don't buck buck. up with me with your little platform. shoes on. >> Cuz I ain't get my ass whooped by no. [ __ ] with none of them on. Them is leprechaun [laughter]. 12s that you got on. Make sure you go. see them in your nearest city and get. your tickets fast cuz they are selling. out. >> mojobrooks.com.

>> That's it. So, this will be amazing. Uh, and also let's talk this into existing, man. Thank y'all for go watching our. film that we got coming out. It was dope. to actually sit down and create. >> Yeah. >> magic. You know what I'm saying? So, our. film is coming near you. We going to do. a movie premiere and thank you God for. letting this happen. Won't he do it? >> What's the name of the movie, >> [ __ ]. >> Okay. My Do it again. Hey, we appreciate. y'all, you know, [ __ ] with the new. movie we just dropped. You know what I'm. saying? A hood classic. You know what.

I'm saying? Me and my boy Funny Marco. Y'all make sure y'all go check it out. Theaters everywhere. >> Yep. That's it, man. Brought to you by. the one and only Tuby. Appreciate y'all. Let's wrap it up. Why? >> Huh? >> Why is it on Tuby? >> Rattles the part for Tuby, man. >> Happy New Year. [applause]. >> Happy New Year to you, y'all. Back to. you. How I feel about the episode? I. feel like it's great. I feel like Mojo. [music] got to Damn, I didn't let him. talk. I cut him off a lot. Uh,

I give this episode a 10, too. Y'all got. to like this one. Uh, we sit we sit down. with some some dope comedians and this. is one of them. And this is special. because you don't get to see him talking. off often. He don't do a lot of. podcasts. So, this was a 10 and I definitely got. on his nerves. That's why he kept. throwing the uh skin jokes and uh the G. Herbo. But it was good though. You he.

put up a good fight. If I can say that. who won this match. Y'all let me know. who won the battle. Who won the shot for. shot? I ain't going to lie, I lost. I did. lose. You're cool. But thank y'all for tuning in and y'all. mean everything. A lot. And [clears throat] happy new. year's. Happy New Year's to you. You.

here. We here. So you made it. Put God. first. Make sure you pray. Make sure you. be active. [music] Make sure you believe. everything that you say. And anything. you touch can be yours. And keep doing. your thing. Happy New Year's. It's a. mindset thing. Open thoughts.