Marco Won't Stop Asking Tisha Campbell on a Date

YOU DIDN'T TREAT MARSEILLES LIKE THIS. >> I didn't like call him back. [ __ ]. [laughter] Yeah. What up, B? >> Yo, how long you been in town? >> I'm here. Me and her, we going to go on. A DATE AFTER THIS. >> OKAY. We're probably not. >> Yeah. Thank. >> Where you think I should take her, Dion? >> McDonald's. >> I'mma call you right back. >> Love it. >> You do like different stuff. McDonald's. it is. What? [laughter]. >> [music].

>> This episode is brought to you by. Sunglass Hut. Only a moment. >> How you doing? >> What's up? How are you? >> Nice to see you. Nice to meet you. >> Nice to meet you. Finally. >> You're really awesome. >> Am I? >> Yeah. >> Already? We didn't start the interview. yet. How you doing? >> Fine. >> Finally. >> How you doing? Feel. >> like I watch you all the time.

>> Are you serious? >> I wouldn't have thought so. >> I wouldn't have came here. >> You know you were my and my mama. >> Get out of here. >> Like just in little ways. Y'all look. alike. >> Do we? >> Yeah. >> Oh, cute. >> Nobody never thought she was my mama cuz. she was so beautiful. >> Don't [music] say that. >> I thought we was being honest. >> I mean. >> Mhm. >> It sound like you was putting yourself. [music] down at the same time. Uh, that's if you like some I'm I don't have. a sensitive bone. [music]. >> I got pretty thick skin, too. People can.

say anything to me. >> Yeah. [music]. >> And it just. >> I don't No, I think you. >> It goes right. I don't care. >> You got to [music] care. Are we going. in? We already at it. >> We're at it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, we're going. >> Yeah. See, here it is. Uh, here we go. We're here with the one and only is uh. [music] Tisha Campbell. >> That's it. Don't add no extra. That's. it. Just Tisha Camp. >> Where you from? [music]. >> Jersey. Can't you tell? >> I'm a Jersey girl. >> Not I don't know. I think you lost your. accent. Like you lost like the Jersey.

>> a little bit. Not when I'm angry or. nervous though. >> You've been acting for a long time. What. was your first acting gig? [music]. >> I was seven. My first acting gig. I was. seven. >> How did you get into acting at 7 years. old? >> Well, we was poor. [music]. >> And I had. >> What's your definition of poor? Cuz. everybody got different ones. I. >> sure. Um I'm from North New Jersey. So, we was eating mayonnaise sandwiches for. breakfast, lunch, and dinner sometimes. >> Mhm. >> Government cheese. >> Yeah. >> I don't know if you know about that. >> About that section 8. Then you got uh.

>> food section 8 voucher. You was had the. food steps where they rip it out the. pay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I had the card. >> Yeah. You aging me right now. >> Yeah. My mama had. >> I'm going to need you to stop that. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Have you ever worked a job? >> That's a really good [ __ ] question. No, >> you haven't. >> I've worked all my life. I've been. paying bills since I was five. [music]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Because I noticed that my parents. needed help.

>> So, I started [music]. >> Yeah. I was very conscious kid. >> about how poor we were. >> and I noticed that we needed they needed. help. So, [music]. >> I started helping with the bills. >> So, look, let me ask you a question. This is a tough question that came over. me. You got to get rid of one, right? You gota [laughter]. you got to get rid of one. Um my wife. and kids are Martin. [music]. >> I can't. >> If you had to. >> I can't. [laughter]. >> I can't. You know why? CUZ THEY'RE both. brilliant in their own way and it in.

different ways. >> So what do you feel like? >> This a real serious interview. >> Yeah. >> I didn't know we was going to be this. serious. >> Well, I'm always serious. >> Are you? >> Yeah. And I bought a gift for you, too. That's a pretty big gift. >> Yeah. >> And um is there somebody in here? >> No, I wouldn't leave nobody in there. that long. You want to WAIT TILL THE. END? [screaming]. >> YOU [ __ ] Look at my face. You. was about to get [ __ ] up.

>> I understand. >> Get the [ __ ] out of here. >> I'mma go back. >> Well, you said. >> what's this Ellen Degenerous? >> I don't know because you said you was. something serious. So, I'm like, "All. right, well, let me go into it then.". >> And you getting A PHONE CALL DURING THE. INTERVIEW, SON? >> That was like, it's a. >> What the [ __ ] is up with the bear? >> That's not even what you think it is. That's a black dude. Take your mask off. He not white. >> I could see in there that he's not.

>> short. Um, what's the purpose? >> Hold on. >> What's the purpose? >> Hold on. Look at him. >> How you doing? [laughter]. Yo, you almost got your friend knocked. the [ __ ] out. You know I could fight, right? >> Yeah, I know you can. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I thought I dressed like a old. player back in the day. >> Like a from the Himalayas. >> Like that. That's stuff that. >> where. >> you used to like like players and stuff. back in the day. >> I used to like players. >> Yeah. Like what was that around Tom. House Party came out?

>> Yeah. >> Remember that house party? Remember that. era like House Party? That was like. >> You weren't even Were you born? I was. just born. What was that like? How was. that? >> This [ __ ] going to keep aging. me. >> No, I'm not. >> Throughout this whole interview, huh? >> No, you. >> you just said you was just born. [laughter]. >> No, I'm saying no. Look, let me tell you. this. Number one, you're amazing. Everybody see you and be like, you're. beautiful. [music] So, it don't matter.

about what you think it is. It's about. what it is, right? >> That's very nice of you. >> Right, >> young man. >> How many kids you got? I got two. >> You got two? You want any more? >> No. >> Yeah. I'mma adopt some. >> Are you? >> Yeah. >> Do you have kids? >> Yeah, I got three. >> And you want more? >> Yeah, I'm going to [music] adopt. >> That sounds expensive. >> It is. But at the age of five, they. should start working, right? [music]. >> Listen, get them going. >> Yeah. >> Child labor laws be gone.

>> Do you sleep a lot? >> No. >> Me? I can't sleep for real. >> I can't sleep either. >> Why you feel like you can't sleep? >> You could just call me. I will be up. 2:00. Anytime. >> What happened? >> I call get your number and call you. anytime. >> Who? >> I can call. You said I could just call. you. >> It was actually figuratively. [clears throat]. >> Oh. Oh. Can we do a PR stud and then say. like we're in a relationship and then. [music] like. >> [ __ ] do it. Come on. Let's do it.

>> All right. For real. >> Yeah. Let's go. >> All right. Are you in a relationship. right now? >> Nope. >> All right. Right. Okay. So then it could. be like little remember the movie love. don't cost a thing. >> Oh so you're the Nick Cannon character. that kind of. >> and then when I boss up. >> I wouldn't consider you like nerdy or. anything like that. >> Oh Nick can. >> I gave birth to nerds. I'm no nerds. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Smart. >> I got smart kids. >> Yeah. I was in school. I was Yeah. I'll. talk about that later. >> What? >> But no it's just I I wouldn't say that I.

was diff I was a difficult learner. You. no I watched an episode of yours before. You have this calculator like me. >> What's that? >> Discalcula is sort of like dyslexia but. with numbers. [music]. >> So how did you read scripts. >> with numbers? >> Okay. >> Numbers. >> So are you. >> So counting is sometimes can be numbers. get [music] like. >> Mhm. >> confusing. >> When I count I'm really bad at.

>> counting. I'm good at multiplication, which is weird, but [music] I but I'm. numbers get jumbled in my head. >> And I I see that numbers get jumbled in. your head, too. >> And words, letters, [music] uh, women. Got so many of them. >> You have a lot of women. >> No, I don't. >> You just asked me to like do a whole. publicity stud. >> Yeah. But then I got pray though. >> What happened? >> No, I'm saying I pray that they come. real and then it be like, really? I'm. ready for marriage.

>> Ew. Oh, never mind. I'm not either. I. was [laughter]. I thought that was going to be something. you wanted to hear. >> Why would that be something I want to. hear? >> Cuz sometimes I don't know. It's. >> You think older women [laughter]. all want to be married? >> I say women that really just very like. you look like the type that you're very. particular about how you like things. like neat, like how your house is. >> I am. I have a little bit of OCD. [music]. >> Right. So people like that should get. married because they know how to they. know how things going like how they want.

it to go. And you had played wives on. many shows. So it's like why not? >> I play wives. Yeah. >> But I don't. >> Nah, bro. >> Mhm. >> I think I'm good. >> all that marriage. >> Yeah. >> I did it for a long time. It was like. almost 30 years. >> Yeah. >> Almost as long as you've been born. >> Who was somebody that you was excited to. work with? >> Ooh. Diane Carol. >> Mhm. >> She It was That was a big deal for me. >> Yeah. I can't wait to work with her,

too. Yeah. Um, what? She passed away. >> Oh, sorry. >> I don't know who that is. >> Oh. Oh, >> I probably if I see a picture. >> Yeah, of course. >> Yeah, I'm a picture person. Remember, I'm not good with words in this. >> No, no, no. I I I get that. I get that. >> I have a son who has autism. >> Yeah. Shout out to the autism community. Shout out. >> And y'all are very special and everybody.

can make it. >> Yes, we can. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I love your smile, too. This is amazing. And then. >> flirting with me. >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Oh, don't do that. >> Yeah. >> I I get uncomfortable. >> Flirting. Yes. >> Why not? So, what do you like? What is. the best like Okay, so last person you. was with, what was what's the correct. way to approach you as a man on the. street [music] that's homeless? [clears throat].

>> [clears throat]. >> Uh. I Whoa. Um. I just think that I I I'm I'm into very. intellectual people. I love. conversations. Not that you have to be, you know, a genius. >> Mhm. So they can just walk up and start. conversation. >> I love conversations, but flirting is.

that's it backfires on the person. >> No, that's. >> you know you look you know like telling. me how I look or. >> but it's the truth though. You are. beautiful. >> Thank you. That makes me uncomfortable. [screaming]. >> So what would you So you don't say you. don't like to so Okay. So tell you how. you look cuz that's that's you've been. getting that all your life. >> Um. >> Oh, what about the word beautiful? Don't. use. What about red bone?

>> No, that's kind of funny. >> Yeah. >> So that might work for me. I think jokes. work for me. >> Somebody who's funny. >> Like sexy ass red bone. >> or that's too much. >> That's too much. >> Yeah, it is. At a certain age, >> I think that's just too much. >> Yeah. >> Period. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, we going to X that out. >> Yeah. X that out. >> Um, >> just talk. Just have conversations like. this. This is nice. >> Okay. So, we at a party. How you doing?

[music]. >> We at a party right now? >> Yeah. How you doing? >> I can't hear you. THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD. >> OKAY. How you doing here? >> Oh, I'm good. >> That's what's up. I've been looking at. you all night long. >> Why? because you you uh you actually. look like you're not having a good time. and I want to come over and give you a. good time. [music]. >> I'm cool. >> Yeah, I know it's a little cold in here, >> but I give you How about I give you my. jacket so you can get warm? >> No, I don't know where that's been.

>> It's been on me. >> Oh, >> look. >> I don't know WHERE YOU WHY WE GOT TO. SHOW OUR TEXT. >> PAUSE. You can hear me? I'm good. >> Here. Well, let we just reset you. No, we gonna go keep it all in. Come on, hurry up. Help me. You gonna [ __ ] this. up. >> Get some new tape. >> Are we still at the club? [screaming]. >> Yeah, we are. What you want a shot of? You drink? >> I don't drink. >> Oh, me either. >> It [ __ ] up my high. >> Oh, wow. >> I'm just joking.

>> No, I'm high, too. >> Are you high? >> Yep. >> Y'all, I don't I don't I don't smoke. >> Well, I don't smoke either, but just in. this scene, >> edibles or something. >> I did edibles. WHY AM I STILL TALKING. LIKE THIS? >> Because it's actually. >> We still at the club. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Go ahead. >> So, look. As I can see, your friends. left you. >> Oh, this is my song. >> Oh, it is, ain't it? Yeah. >> My. So, look. >> what. >> Okay, so look, I want to actually get. your number so we can have a.

conversation later on. >> Thank you. [music]. >> We can stop. The no thank you is still rude. >> Oh, is it? >> You can find another way to say no. >> Oh, show me. >> I'm trying to tell you. >> No, no, no. We going to practice because. I'm out of practice. I'm out of. practice. So, tell me what have been a. what would have been a better response? >> I take your number. [clears throat].

>> That's going. That's what What if it was. I don't want the number, but I still. want to be polite. What's that? But I'm. saying that's still you don't have to. use it. So you can say I will take your. number cuz then you take my number. >> Oh, that's the trick, >> right? >> And then never use that [ __ ]. >> cuz if I see you, I'mma ask about it. >> But that's starting a conversation. though cuz then you're going to be like, "Oh, wow. He really want to he really. want to talk to me.". >> What do you think? Okay, so being you, can you? >> This is great. >> So all right, this is really a important.

question for the new and coming actors. How do you feel like do you date normal. civil civil. >> civilians. >> them? >> Do you date them or do you date people. that's in the industry? So the people. that's coming up if they was to ask you. that advice. >> for you, you know what I'm saying, that. you have seen a lot, what do you feel. like is best? >> Well, unfortunately, I'm always on. somebody's set, >> so that's the only kind of people that I. get to meet. But now that I'm doing. standup, I get to meet a lot of.

different people. So that's cool. No. So. my qu my answer is I'm open. >> Mhm. >> I'm open. >> So do you tell them to go for the people. that's in the industry what you do or go. with normal people. civilians, >> citizens, >> civilians. >> Civilians. >> Mhm. So what is the advice to them up. and coming actors? I say [clears throat].

[laughter]. um I think that they should. be open. >> to everyone. um no matter what their vocation. >> Mhm. >> Not location. >> Mhm. >> But vocation. >> And you're doing stand up, so you're. hitting the stage. >> I'm hitting the stage. I've been doing. it for like two years now. >> How do you feel? like what's something. that you like to put forward with me? >> Um I absolutely love meeting people cuz.

now there's no um. >> there's no no there's no screen between. me and them. >> Mhm. >> There's no cameras. >> and they get to know me for me. >> You're no longer isolated. >> I'm sorry. >> You're no longer isolated from people. >> Okay. >> Why you [snorts] say it like that? I just still want to point out a flaw. again. >> No, tell me. You You're welcome.

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With that being said, [clears throat]. the fact that you are in a room and. people get to hear you. Do you feel like. sometimes people want to hear specific. things like what's what's your direction. you're going with when you up on stage? >> What' you say? >> When people want to hear certain things. being like Yeah. It's just like being. there and seeing your growth and growing. with you. It's like it's so many things. that you could talk about. So many. things that you can you know what I talk. about more personal stuff now. >> Just you. >> Yeah.

>> Which is cool because. >> that was sexy. Say yeah like that again. >> Yeah. >> That was sexy. >> I'm [clears throat] uncomfortable. >> Oh my god. >> I don't do flirting. I told you that. I'mma do I could be real goofy if you do. that. A goofy [ __ ] happens. That wasn't. sexy. >> THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU. IT STARTS TO IT. STARTS TO FALL APART. SO, YOU GOT TO NOT. do that. >> Okay. >> Okay. Go ahead. I'm What's What's the. next question? >> Uh meet and greets. Are you doing them?

>> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> I do Q& A's after, too. >> Q&A's people seem to like. >> that you just like, "Okay, this is a. really good question that had you think. >> like what would you choose, Martin or my. wife and kids?" Or, "Who would you. choose, Demon or Martin?". >> Mhm. It's just too It's It's too hard to. try to. >> No, because they have different styles. of comedy. >> It's like trying to take milk away from. cereal. It does make sense. >> Or comparing apples and oranges. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I like oranges, though. Orange is my.

favorite color, too. >> Where you from? >> Kansas City, Missouri. >> I should have known that. >> Yeah. >> Now I hear it. >> Yeah. >> I have a couple of friends from there. >> Missouri. >> Kansas City. >> Yeah. Kansas City, Missouri. But is it. Kansas? >> No, you got Kansas that's on other side. But we don't we don't claim it. They say. it's just kind of like. >> Why do you do that? It's like it's LIKE. YOU CAN'T. >> BE FIGHTING Kansas City, Missouri. >> But you can't say New Jersey and New. York is the same thing. They don't like. that. >> It's not. >> Yeah.

See, >> I did. >> And you just did the same thing. >> I did. >> Yeah. >> I did. >> Hypocr, >> right? >> Not you're not a [ __ ] I'm saying you're. hypocrit. hypocritical. >> Hypocritical. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Sure. I don't want to I don't want to. make you feel bad like if I if I hear. something that's not grammatically. correct. >> I'm a Gemini, so we really don't care. >> Oh, you're an air sign. >> Yeah. >> I like that.

>> What's your sign? >> I'm another air sign. Yes. >> Uh what's that? You're an Aries. >> No. >> Um. >> I'm not a locationist. S Sagittarius. >> No. >> A Virgo. Look, >> think about me as a person. >> A beautiful woman. >> Yeah, but then your phone rang. >> Look who it is. It's Dion Co. DEION CO. >> DION. HELLO. >> I SAW YOU THE OTHER DAY AT THE MALL AND.

I WAVED YOU DOWN, BUT I WAS LATE FOR. SOMETHING SO I COULDN'T. >> DEION, do you know who that is? >> He knows my voice. >> It can't be nobody but the bright one. herself. [laughter]. >> Don't call her beautiful. She going to. get uncomfortable. >> The bright beautiful one herself. >> Dion, I saw you coming. >> What's up, baby? >> Hi, boo boo. How are you, >> man? I'm fantastic. Where you see me at? >> I saw YOU AT THE MALL. YOU WAS GETTING. IN YOUR CAR AND I WAS WAVING. I WAS THE. CRAZY LADY WAVING BEHIND YOU, but I.

didn't I had I was late. >> That was me. >> He was like, I ain't turning around for. this crazy lady. I was like, I'll call. him later. I ain't turned around cuz I. thought it was one of my other little. You digs. SO [laughter]. >> YEAH, THIS ONE MINE, DION, I'mma call. you back. This one me talking. >> This meion, this me. This mine, Dion, I'm going meet you right back. This. mine. I am working on something. >> What happened? [laughter]. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DON'T.

LEAVE ME. >> HOLD ON. NO. What do you mean don't. leave? I'm. >> Dion, DON'T LEAVE. >> I HUNG UP. >> God damn it. What you talking about? That was just us two. [laughter]. >> YOU DIDN'T TREAT MARSEILLES LIKE THIS. >> I didn't like call him back. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. What up, B? >> Yo, how long you been in town? >> I'm here. I'm Me and her we going to go. on A DATE AFTER THIS. >> OKAY. WELL, probably not. >> What's up? >> Yeah. What's up? >> Where you think I should take her, Dion?

>> McDonald's. >> I'mma call you right back. >> Love it. >> Okay. All right. Call right back. >> Okay. Sorry. >> You do like different stuff. McDonald's. It is. >> What? [screaming]. [laughter]. >> I do LIKE MCDONALD'S. >> I KNOW. >> But how do you know that? >> He just told me. How he know that? >> I don't [ __ ] know how Dion knows. that. We ain't even ever been to lunch. together. >> Oh, yeah. Y'all went to dinner, huh? >> No. >> I went to his comedy club and he was so.

sweet. He was like, "Anytime you want to. work out, just come.". >> Mhm. or his night at the comedy. >> Yeah. >> Club. Yeah. >> That's good. I would love to open up for. you one of your shows. >> Don't play with me. >> No, I will. >> Don't play. >> No, I'm saying I will do it. >> I'm going to Okay. Where do you live? >> I I'm all around. I'm in Atlanta. Where. you stay at? >> I'm coming to Atlanta. You want to open? >> Which Which club? >> I don't know which one. >> Okay. Yeah. Allow her to do that. But. where you stay at. >> here? LA. >> LA. >> Mhm.

>> Mhm. Uh what about say? Who be at home? >> I don't do long distance relationships. >> I CAN MOVE IN. >> [laughter]. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THE old Let me be. real. Let me be real. What do you want. with the old Let me be real with you. This is what's going to happen. >> What's going to happen? Tell me. >> Okay. This is going to come out. Everybody going to be from the hood. Like, [ __ ] you had your chance and you. blew it. Why didn't you try to hop down? So, this is what I'm doing. I'm doing it. for me in the hood. >> So, >> this ain't real. >> This is real. I say for me in the hood. >> In the hood. Yes. >> Cuz people want to date Gina. >> No, they want to date you. Tisha.

Campbell. >> Sure. Yeah. And I could change your last. name. My last name Summers. >> Tisha Campbell Summers. >> No, we could take the Campbell out. I. don't I don't like Campbell soup. >> I'm not crazy about it myself. >> Right. Let's change it. You be a new. person. >> Uh I changed it. I just got my name back. on Instagram. >> Mhm. >> So, I'm cool. >> I like Tesha Campbell. >> Yeah, I like it, too. >> Okay. >> Well, we put the summers on there.

>> I'm not really into marriage right now. >> Mhm. I'm just trying to fix me, you. know. >> I know. I used to do a lot of plumbing. >> I was a handyman. >> DP. >> Yep. >> Dead plumber. Remember that from the Mar. show? [laughter]. >> That was a good one. Do on shows. Do. y'all have to did they have to do like. real like even with say in movies like. with kissing? Like is that have to be. real when it comes into like production. with that? Even. >> you know what's funny? I recently I just.

worked with an intimacy coach. >> You ever heard of those? >> So there's a job that you can get out. here that in in in the industry rather. where you help to choreograph. love scenes and you watch each party in. the love scene. You are the coach. You. are the person that they go to if. they're uncomfortable with something and. you rehearse everything with that. person. And they didn't have that back. in the day. Everybody was just like it.

didn't matter. You know, you could feel. uncomfortable or whatever. But [snorts]. now they have somebody that's there with. you to make sure that everybody feels. comfortable. >> Mhm. So like when you are reading a. script, you got the chance to be like no. or sometimes. Yeah. >> This Yeah. But back in the day, no. I I. didn't have any choices. >> Not a lot. >> Yeah. I understand. [snorts] Um and what. about projects now? Are you working on. uh anything right now that you. >> you want to talk about it?

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>> Who's your favorite R&B person? Like. >> right now, [clears throat] I would say. her is one of them. >> That's a good one. >> Um Jasmine Sullivan is another. >> I'm not scared of lions and tigers or. bears. I'm scared of loving you. Ain't. that some [ __ ]. >> Why is it? >> Because all them things can kill you. >> Yeah. >> Right. And you going to say you're not. scared of a lion, tiger, a bear, but you. just don't want to love me. That's. toxic. >> No, it's not. It's knowing what the hell.

you want. >> Right. But a tiger will a word you up. >> Well, and so will some people. They mess. your ass up in here. Hey, I can't curse. Huh? >> Not on this [ __ ]. [clears throat]. >> Got it. >> Yeah, we gonna do that cussing [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Too many kids watching this. Huh? >> You said you b you dropped the fbomb. >> I dropped it several times during this, but you didn't even flinch, >> right? >> I shouldn't have. I was but I waited too. late to ask. >> It's a lot of kids that watch this.

movie. >> I apolog. baby baby picture. >> That's you. >> No, it ain't the hell. >> It's not me. >> I know it's somebody you know. 1967. They're older than me. I don't know who. that is. I'm sorry. I don't know who this man is. I feel sorry for that man. >> Who is this? >> Ain't that what she said? >> Yeah. You ain't got no job, teacher.

>> Oh, this is Tommy. >> That's baby Tommy. A. >> Let's go to the next one before you. I. know you know who this is. I have no idea who this person is. >> I know who that is. [sighs]. >> Is that Carl? >> That's Cole. >> Carl P. >> Yeah. >> Yes, that's Carl. I'm the Wow. >> Yeah. >> I've known him since he was 11 and 12. Well, we were both 12.

>> Yeah. He still look the same. >> Yeah, he does. >> I always like my mom used to call me. him. >> I don't know why. Oh, >> what? >> What? We'll call you the character call. >> Oh, >> yeah. Why? >> Uh because you're special. >> He was funny. >> Very funny. >> Yeah. And he's like around. He was just. around like [laughter]. >> man.

Carl is very brilliant. >> What was his character? Cole. >> Cole. >> Cole. >> Yeah. What was Cole like? What was his. definition of like who was he supposed. to be? >> He was He thinks he he's neurode. divergent. He he thinks differently than. everybody else. >> Yeah, that's who I am. I'm neurody. divergent. >> Are you? Yeah. >> What do you have? >> Uh my mama and daddy. >> No, like neurode divergent comes. different ways. So there's ADD, ADHD,

dyslexia, dcalculia, autism. >> I got it. >> Which one? Which one do you. >> Which nerd diversion do I have? >> Ah, good question. It kind of depends on. what you mean by nerd diversion. If. you're thinking about a particular hobby. or a subject area you're really into, like tech, sci-fi, fantasy, gaming, or. something else, just let me know. I can. help figure out which niche might. >> I'm talking about the one that we talked. about the other day when me and you was.

sitting there talking for an hour. >> You talked to Chad? >> Yeah, I remember that. We were really. going deep into your project and we kept. bouncing around ideas. Is there. something specific you wanted to pick up. from that conversation or just. revisiting it for clarity? >> I'll talk to you later. >> Yeah, that's a lot. >> No problem at all. Just reach out. whenever you're ready and we can dive. back into it. Take care. >> Yeah, I'll talk to you. I am too. I just. No, this is my sister cuz she just told. me about nerd diversion. So, look. So, basically when I looked into it, there's. an interview, right?

>> What's her name? >> Uh, Leil Lani. Leilani. >> Can I talk to Leilani? >> Okay. >> Hey, Leilani. >> Hi. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. >> Don't call her beautiful. >> She going to get uncomfortable. >> From a girl, it's fine. >> Hi. >> You like girls? >> No, I'm just saying. >> So, look who HE FACED ME WITH. >> [laughter]. >> SORRY, I'M SORRY. >> THAT'S OKAY. HI. >> SO, I I real quick, he wanted to know.

what type of neurode divergent person is. he. >> Um, I love. >> I don't necessarily know which. >> you know, you know. >> No, I do know, but I don't know if I. want to like publicly. [laughter]. >> No, say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. >> It's okay. >> Say it. Say it. Lean. >> No, I just think that he you nor. divergent. I feel like you probably got. a little ADHD. I feel like um. >> Me too. >> Delay proc delay processing a bit just. like little bit of symptoms and also too.

uh compartmentalizing like sometimes it. can make it hard for you to break down. like exactly how you feel and your. emotions and things like that. >> But yeah, it's a lot of things. But I. still I love I still love you. I got a. lot of them too. >> Yep. See, she know diversion too. We got. something coming. So she trying to take. me on a date. I'll be right back. >> What? What? What? What? [laughter]. Don't do that to your sister. You might. want to call her back and because you. just told an untruth. >> now to chat. GBT you want to talk.

>> I'll talk to you later. [sighs]. >> Uh, you like to box? I heard you. >> I love to box. I'm a really good. fighter. Although I don't brag about it. It's nothing to brag about. But. >> I I would beat a [ __ ] ass. >> You find that sexy, don't you? >> Yeah, I do. [ __ ]. >> See, let me tell you about my big mama. See. >> it in his eyes. >> So, my baby mama, she is on my last. nerves. >> Here we go. >> And if you going to want to if you want. to do that, >> no.

>> 2500. >> to fight her. >> 30,000. [screaming]. >> HOW YOU JUMP FROM FROM. [laughter and gasps]. 2500 TO $30,000? >> I GONNA give you payments on 2500. [laughter]. No, I don't fight like that. >> Yeah, >> I fight in the ring. >> That's what's up. >> I fight in the ring. Only guys, too. >> That's what's up. >> Cuz girls, they don't listen. They. they'll like you spar with a girl, you.

tell them don't hit you in your money. That's my money. That's how I make. money. >> I can hear that in New York and Jersey. >> It comes out when I'm fighting. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what the [ __ ] is. going on with this hat? >> Trying to get you to just find ways to. like me, to find something attractive. Well, it you had it halfway like it was. going to fall the [ __ ] off your head. back then. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. The That's the LL CoolJ look right. now. >> I figured out why they call him LL. CoolJ. >> Ladies Love. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> I didn't know that. I'm like, why they. name him that? That's crazy. >> I think he named himself. >> Yeah. I thought that was his real name. And then I asked him and he was like, "Yeah, man." He was like, "Don't be you. better watch. Respect the kid. Respect. the name, son.". I DM' him that. But he was like, "Yeah.". He was like, "Yeah." Because I was like, "Why is his name?". >> You DM'd him that. >> Yeah. Why? >> Did he say that? Like that? >> Yeah. He said like that. It's still in. there. >> Yeah. He seemed like your type of guy, but. >> he's a really nice what?

>> Buff, guys. >> Um, I don't think looks matter to me. anymore. >> Oh, then I got to check. >> I just don't think looks matter to me. anymore. >> Personality is everything, too. I feel. like. >> uh personality with yourself, how you. treat people. >> How you treat people is a big one for. me. >> How you treat people on the road. Do you. cuss at people? You got road rage. >> I used to. I don't anymore. >> Mhm. >> I don't think I do anymore. I used to.

like It used to be really bad. >> You like driving? When I was really. depressed, I would get out the car if. somebody pissed me off and I bang on. their window. And then I would politely. say, "Get out the car so I could [ __ ]. you up.". >> And I lightly pull out my phone and call. the police. >> Nobody ever did. >> I would have. >> I don't do that anymore then. >> Yeah, I would back then. I would have. >> Would you? >> Mhm. >> So call. >> and push charges, too. >> For what? Knocking on your window and.

saying, "Get the [ __ ] out the car." That. is demanding, >> is it? >> And disrespectful. >> Well, >> you should have disrespected me on the. road. Oh, there was this one time this. guy I was [clears throat] crossing the. street. I was a pedestrian. And in the. state of California, the pedestrians at. that time HAD THE RIGHTWAY. SO, I WAS I. was politely cross the street [laughter]. and and what. >> when I hear pedestrians, it sounds like. a hot dog like like a pedestrian like it. sound like a sausage or something. So, my imagination is a little bit.

tricky. [laughter]. Say the word. >> pedestrian. >> That sound like a a like a meat. >> I just really enjoy our conversations. >> But go back to the story. >> You know what it's similar to? >> What? >> My son when I have um conversations with. my son. >> Yeah. So you love. >> the autistic one. >> You love You love me then. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's kind of fun. >> Yeah. >> I I I just let him be him. >> It's the gift I keep on giving. >> continuously. >> Yeah. Oh. off of uh 101 Ke Pratt. Uh.

>> Kyla, that's [screaming] my friend. >> Yeah. She in a relationship. >> She is. >> Yeah. >> Long term. >> That's good. >> She's a great person and a great mother. I'm sorry you missed out. >> Huh? Oh, no. I'm talking to you. >> Ah. >> Okay. Um. >> No, no, no. I'm just saying it's going. to go nowhere. I'm saying this because I'm not in a. place to date like that. >> neither. I'm hella busy.

>> Yeah. Yeah. See, >> so so this is cool because because you. don't want an old lady like me. >> You're not old. You're blessed. >> I am seasoned. >> You don't want a You don't want a. seasoned. >> Well Well, a vintage piece. That's what. you are. >> A what? What? A hooh who. >> a vintage piece. >> That's some old Dion Cole [ __ ]. >> No, see that's the problem. >> Why you told me to say that? >> No, cuz No, no, no. Because Somebody. else told HIM, "NO, DON'T DON'T BRING.

DION INTO THIS. WHY are we calling. Dion?". >> Because that's a good word. >> IT'S REALLY NOT. HE thinks it's a good. word. You think it's a good word, but. why WE TALK ABOUT MY [ __ ] being vintage? I don't want my [ __ ] being called. vintage. >> What? >> Why are we calling Dion? >> Okay, he busy. >> Please be busy. >> Yeah. >> He said that was you. I told you he. didn't know who I was. I WAS LIKE, >> "YOU [laughter] SCRATCH. to you later.

Everything all right up there?". >> I was thinking [laughter]. >> you you scratch your head to think. >> Yeah. >> This is literally like me talking to my. son. >> I love it because these are the kind. kind of conversations I have at home. >> Mhm. >> With without the beautiful and the. hitting on me and stuff. I took that away because I What about. Batty? What about Baddy? >> I like Baddy.

>> Yeah, >> just the way it just depends on the. sentence. >> If I had If Look, >> I'm very uncomfortable. >> Can I tell you something? >> What? >> If I was to say who your crush was, I. know who it was. Like, can I say who I. think your crush was? >> Go for it. Booy. >> Who? >> Booy. >> What the [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Booy, baby. >> Yeah. Booy badass. >> Wait, who's Booy? Bad ass. Is that a new. person? >> P D E N T. Do you know what that? >> I THOUGHT YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT THE GUY. FROM THE 70S. >> NO, BOOY.

>> She got her own house. She got her own. car. That's who I feel like you seen. him. You was like, he's so sexy. That's. why. Whatever. >> I am attracted to dark-kinned men. >> Street guys, too. >> No street guys. >> Oh, I probably back in the day. Yeah. >> Mhm. I'm I told you I'm more. >> different. >> Attracted to this. >> the brain. >> Mhm. >> Vintage brains. >> No vintage. Nothing. [laughter] And. that's a problem, too.

>> Uh-huh. >> Cuz you know, only young guys hit on me. >> That's a blessing. >> Okay. >> Cuz they get there and then they get the. like the thing about this. >> I'm not paying nobody's rent. >> Okay. They can use the car though. >> Who? Card of what? >> Car. car. >> Yeah. >> No, >> they got to have their own car. >> Another question. Who is somebody that. became your friend through the industry? >> Tasha, >> that somebody that you didn't expect. Damn, this is my friend.

like you became friends. or is it somebody that you wanted to be. friends with? You know, like I would. love to be friends. >> I don't know. There's a lot of people. that I'm associated with. Like. >> that's what I say. I wonder like how. like people in the industry get to. become friends cuz it's like, you know, you don't want to do too much. That's. like me. When I got Dion number, I kept. calling him. I was like, damn, is it too. much? But I just kept calling him. And. then I think he had no choice but to be. my friend. >> Oh, you gave him no choice. Yeah. >> In the matter. Got it.

>> Nah, Tasha has been my longest friend. We've known each other since we were 11. and 12. >> But you know, it's people out there that. want to be your friend, too. That's. like, man, like they get happy when they. see you. >> You know what people say? And that I. seem like I let them in before I let. them in. Mhm. >> Like I really am so, you know, open like. come off my house. >> Yeah. >> But they didn't realize that they. weren't friends with me. >> because I'm super open. >> Yeah. That's I am. I feel like you treat.

everybody with with love. You don't have. to earn it from it. >> That's right. >> And then you can only get it taken away, >> but you can have it. >> And that's what makes you so unique. That's true. >> And you can do every job and come in a. room and make people day and brighten. them up. That's a ski. >> You have such a wonderful personality. The fact that you butcher the English. language, it doesn't bother me at all. [clears throat].

It doesn't. Who's your favorite scary scary killer? Like micer like Halloween. Jason, Freddy. Krueger. >> I don't really watch him cuz I get. scared. >> Yeah. [snorts]. >> The last one was Freddy Krueger. >> Yeah. >> He them long arms doing that [ __ ] I I. was good. I'm not really into it. >> Do you watch TVs or anything? But you've.

been on it since do it since you. actually. >> I don't watch myself. >> You don't? >> I don't like it unless I'm forced to. So. like when Martin you used to come talk. about did you ever used to watch it? >> Never watch it. >> I started watching the Martin show about. five years ago. >> because millennials. would always quote Martin quotes at me. and I didn't know what the hell they was. talking about. >> Mhm. >> So I had to start watching it because.

I I couldn't get the vernacular. I. didn't understand it. >> Wow. So, but it's funny. >> It's a funny show. >> Just shoot and stuff like that. You just. never know it's going to be legendary. >> No, we did not know that at all. As a. matter of fact, we went in there just. trying to make each other laugh and pay. our bills. >> That's amazing. So, there Okay. How was. it meeting Cat Williams on the set? Oh, that is such a great question because I.

remember him coming to the set of my. wife and kids and everybody, the cast. members, everybody started crowding. around to just watch him work. I knew he. was going to be humongous. because he was unstoppable on the stage. I [clears throat] knew he was going to. be unstoppable in life. like this man's. gift was so amazing and the stuff the. the combination of him and Damon was was.

crazy to watch. But I would sometimes be. in a scene with him and just be in awe. of the stuff that was coming out of his. mouth. >> Mhm. >> It was so dope. >> Mhm. >> What? Man, >> I don't even know why I'm uncomfortable. right now. [laughter]. Good boy. What's next? What's next. question? >> No, this is just amazing. I just feel. like it's really not questions. It's. just bobbing.

>> Let's do it. >> Yeah. >> Come on. >> You're my favorite person. >> That's sweet. >> Yeah. >> See, that's how you get me. >> Yeah. >> See, people don't even know that. >> By lying. >> By lying. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's how I fall for it every. [ __ ] time. That's why the [ __ ] was married. for 30 goddamn years. Just dumb [ __ ] Dumb [ __ ]. >> But you [clears throat] learn from it. >> Oh, of course. >> That's what's up though. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't I'm I I learned and.

I grew and I'm happy. >> Oh, no. I know somebody really. who who who don't everybody like me? Who's Kelly? >> No. Yeah. Kelly loves you. It's like. Kelly. Kelly. She's on a actually she's. actually like on tour. She's a great. woman, too. >> Oh, let me She's comedian. >> Yeah, she's a comedian. >> Do you mind if I hold your phone? >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to see if she pick. up first. Hopefully, she pick up. >> She's so busy. She's so lit. >> Oh, God. Please pick up the phone. Make. her pick up the phone. God, make her. pick up the phone. God. >> God. Lord, please make her pick up the.

phone. I got this one. I got it. Hello. Guess who I'm sitting here talking to. you about. Don't say I ain't never did. [ __ ] for you. >> Hi, Kelly. [screaming]. >> She do stand up, too. She she. >> Kelly. [screaming]. [laughter]. >> He told me she was married. >> I can't wait to I can't wait to see you. do stand up. >> She is going to be in LA. >> Yeah, she on tour. No, tell her. Yeah, she need to come on your show. Do your. show open up or you. >> Oh, that would be cool.

>> Listen, that going to be the energy we. need. What's up? >> Come on, sis. >> Let's do it, sis. >> 5%. [laughter] 5%. >> 5%. >> me. >> You getting 5% for putting us together? Hey. Hey. Block the [ __ ] Oh, I can't. block him. I told you to block him in. person. >> Oh, yeah. Can't do that. >> It's a little Yeah, it's a little. difficult. >> We give We definitely give him How much. you want? >> He said 5%. >> Okay, >> that's a lot, right? >> That's that that's that's what lawyers. get. Attorneys. >> on the back end. [laughter].

>> On the back end. She said we get you on. the back end. It's nice to meet you, Kelly. >> No, the pleasure is all mine. Oh my god. Well, I'm sure we'll work together one. day, babes. >> Absolutely. Sooner, very soon. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Bye, sis. Be safe on the. road. >> Thank you, babe. >> Uhoh. My fitness trainer next. >> Okay. >> Me in the hood going to love me for. this. >> Oh, [laughter]. >> you don't understand. That's how like. amazing you are where people can sit. there and call you. I can't wait till I. get to that point where I just talk to. everybody family.

>> But I think you do. People love you. >> Call somebody that's happy to meet me. >> Okay. >> Yeah, that's a lot on you. Never mind. It's okay. Yo, guess who I'm in front. of? Guess who I'm talking to? That's my. fitness trainer. >> Hey. >> Hi. >> I love you so much. >> Hey. Hey. Tell her. Tell her. >> I love to have a gym session with you. If you want to get fit, I'll help you. get to where you need to be. That's what. I do. This don't come overnight. This is. hard work and dedication. And I just to. show you a little bit of it.

>> And I'm here for you, baby. >> Okay. >> He from New York. >> Okay. So, so what do you do in your uh. sessions? >> Uh we just get to it. It's so much high. intense cardio. It's just so much that I. give to you. I would actually love for. you to be at the session cuz it's so. much I can't even explain the half of. what we do. >> Has this been filmed yet? >> What? >> Your sessions? Your your your. >> I don't like cameras. >> You don't like cameras? We can't we. can't we can't film this.

>> I don't I don't. >> I would love to film this. No, >> my session is very intimate. >> I got it. I got it. Well, >> yeah, >> he weigh like two what? 200. How much? >> Don't put his business. >> Like 200. He He But he talked about it. >> Last time I took I was 196. So I'm at. right about 215 right now. >> It's working for you. It's working for. you. And and and yeah, I hear you. breathing really hard, too. Cuz that's.

that means you get your. Yeah, that's I I figured as much. >> Yeah. >> So, I I would love just to have the. experience to work with you. I would. love it. >> Better be my honor, Miss Campbell. >> Bye. >> His name Pudgy. Pudgy. All right. Pudgy. I'mma be in gym tomorrow, 7 a.m. >> All right. >> All right. Carrots, right? What else am.

I supposed to eat? Bring me a box of donuts. >> We still on camera. >> Oh, carrotm. >> Don't do it. >> I'm not doing. >> Don't do it. >> I'm not I'm not doing nothing. >> It's a community. >> It is. >> You do not want to get cancelled. >> No, I don't want I know y'all setting me. up though cuz I I I don't agree with. this. >> Well, what? Because because that that.

y'all setting me up. >> No, I feel that. >> Cam Newton said the same thing. >> Said what? >> Who is calling you now? >> The phone. >> What the hell is going on? >> Everybody know I'm around you. >> They do not. >> Yo, FaceTime me. Guess who I'm in front. of? [laughter]. >> Can you call her? >> Nope. But you know I'm around them. She's a baddie. Hold on. >> Hi. >> Uh, how you doing? >> I'm good. Hey, [laughter].

that's my Hey, that's my favorite right. there. >> All right, let me call somebody else. Add the other family in here. Hold on. Everybody, hold on. Let me get. [clears throat] Me on the phone. >> Hold on. >> This is a great interview. >> Yeah, I'm going to call her real quick. >> I'm having a blast. >> Yep. >> This is very different. >> Yeah, >> I knew it would be because you're so. much like myself. >> Hey, look, look, look, look, look, [ __ ] Don't ever say I never did that. >> Look, look, [ __ ] Look, [ __ ] [ __ ]. straight up. What's happening y'all?

>> Let me ask some more people. Hold on. Who else should I add y'all? Chris, >> hold on. Chris, add who y'all want to. add to? >> Give me my phone. I'mma call my mama. [snorts and clears throat]. >> Where she take MY PHONE? >> IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. See me? It's. right behind you. Yeah, right. No. See me? Look. There you. go, Chris. I'm calling my mama since he. calling people. >> Chris.

>> Uh Chris, what are you doing? You at the. hospital? >> Thank you kindly. >> I know. I know you probably going. through some things, but it ain't. >> my [ __ ] done died. [laughter]. >> Look, look, look, look, look. Chris, you're in the hospital. >> Chris, what are you doing in the. hospital? >> Um, I'm anesthes Oh, you're an. anesthesiologist. >> He has friends who are. anesthesiologists. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. Oh. >> yeah, >> that's cool. >> YEAH. >> OH WOW. >> What's your number so I can add you in. the group chat? [snorts].

[laughter]. >> I'll give it to you after. What's your. number, Danny? >> No, not Danny number. >> Oh, you sure? >> Yeah. >> All right. >> All I'mma call you right back, y'all. >> My phone is dead. >> All right. All right. >> All right. [clears throat]. >> See, that's why I don't get pictures. with nobody. >> Well, that was fun. Well, Ro, I want you. to take your time out when a tour is. coming near you. >> Yes. >> Click that link in the bio and buy those. tickets. And it's only one way to get. there by buying the tickets and getting. in the car and getting there. And like I.

tell you this, I don't care what you got. to do to get those tickets. If you got. to get out there and sell. >> some some products, um sell products, hair products. >> Yeah. >> Weed weaves, >> eyelashes, >> do what you got to estheticians. >> Ask. >> and uh ask your mama for tickets. She. was saying. >> Yeah. Ask. >> Sure. >> Your mom, dad, and uh I got document. memory coming out.

>> What' you say? >> I have a document memory coming out and. I love for you to do a cameo in it. >> Did I tell you I wrote a book? Shout out the book. Tell them to get. that. >> Yes. So I this one or this one? So I. wrote a book called The A Word. It comes. out September 14th, but it's available. in pre-sale and I wrote it myself. No. ghostriter, no nothing. What the [ __ ] is.

itching? You got It's not lice or. nothing, right? >> No. My thoughts. I'm trying to figure. out. You said you wrote a book. How many. pages? >> Oh gosh. I think it's about 300 and. something. >> You sat there and wrote it? >> I did. It was the hardest thing I've. ever done. >> You should have went to prison. You. would have wrote it faster. My. [clears throat] daddy loveed writing. music in prison. >> Really? >> When they go to They write you all the. time they in prison. What you up to, [ __ ] Out living life. >> You know, some of our greatest uh fans. of the Martin show are in prison.

>> Mhm. >> And I ran into a a guy who said, "You. know what? I I was at a coffee shop." He. was like, "Let me buy you your tea.". >> You got the same spirit of LA. That's. like my friend. You mean the industry? LA. >> Mhm. I've seen her. We cross paths. Yeah. >> Really dope. Like really good people. Like God got. >> Can I just finish real quick? Cuz I I. don't want to leave it at, you know. So. this this dude, he he said, "I want to. buy you your tea." Cuz you don't know. what you do for the people on the.

inside. You make time go by. That's the. power that we have of laughter. It's a. healer. It help it helps people. He was. like, "Everything's quiet. People don't. fight when it comes on. It's like and. you make time go by. So that's a. beautiful thing. What you do. making people laugh, making people. forget their problems. But what is this. going to be about a half hour, maybe two. seconds on TikTok, but two seconds you. get to like love on people.

>> That's why I love what we do. >> Mhm. >> What? >> No, you just make No, I'm just talking. No. Okay. Look, before we [laughter] No, before we end it, we got to get the. book. >> No, we got to get the book. And then. also too, no, cuz talking to you another. and this is like this one person and um. woman person cuz it kicked in too. She's. my esthetician. >> We going to call her? >> Yeah. >> You have an aesthetician? I'm just asking. Not a lot of men have.

it. I was just asking. I got one. What's. her name? I I don't know what else to ask you. I. don't know how to get out of this. [laughter]. >> It wasn't what I what it came out as. >> I'm I'm I'mma read the comments later. when it come out. >> Oh my god. >> I'm not trying to diss. I'm just asking. I. >> I know you're not trying to diss. I. know. You feel like I'm the most sexiest. man ever that you ever seen. >> Yes,

>> I do feel that way. Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> Pleasure is the same. >> Pleasure is the same. >> Yeah, I like Chick-fil-A. >> I like Chick-fil-A, too. >> What's your favorite thing to cook? >> Bake macaroni and cheese. >> You can cook. >> very well. >> Yeah. What about Thanksgiving? Do. everybody come to your house? >> They used to. When I have friends. >> What about family? >> They used to, but everybody lives far.

away. >> Mhm. I would cook for like 50 people. easy. >> What's Oh, what's the most expensive. thing you bought in a day? >> A car. >> Mhm. What was something that you regret? Like, man, I shouldn't have did that. >> You can't say it. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> No, you. >> All right. Almost got it, y'all. You'll. get [laughter] it. This is amazing. Uh,

>> oh, you know what? Can I just say I love. your interview style. >> I've been watching you for a while. >> Would you say it's an interview or just. more about I think like free spirit just. go where it go. That's why I kind of. like even though I can't write, I tried. to write. >> But back in the day, you had a specific. style like you just look at people until. they just keep talking and talking. Yeah. >> And they say that like when you say, "Oh, you got esthetician." Like that. moment. Why we got to bring up the past? >> Oh, that's what we did. You said back in.

the day you bought. >> that was that was past. >> Yeah, >> that's the past. >> Oh, it's also our future. >> Um, so I appreciate you for everything. you've done for me. >> Thank you. >> Um, I didn't had a lot of Okay, let me. not. >> No, go for it. >> No, I'm okay. >> Come on. >> Oh, >> why? >> Sorry. Because sometimes you got to read. the room. Well, we wasn't reading [ __ ] this whole.

entire time. >> But sometimes when you do like if you. like me, God will be like, "Nope, don't. do it." Elma. He slipped it right out. That was about the disc was about to. come out. >> Yeah. You was about to diss somebody. >> No, the disc like CD disc like the disc. and he pulled it out of the brain cells. >> Oh. >> yeah. And he was just like that. So. sometimes I am learning to listen to my. intuition of the eternity of infinity. and beyond my thoughts. I swear to God, I feel like Zen is just. sitting here and I'm having a [ __ ].

conversation. Do you know how [ __ ] Zen? That's my son's name. Zen. >> Oh, that's an amazing name. Zen. >> Yeah, but it starts with a X. >> That's dope. See, he was already unique. when you named him. >> No. Well, it was because Exhibit was on. >> You slept. >> No, exhibit was on the radio when we. were going to see the baby in my stomach. and he was, you know, X the song. got a. crush on from Pimp My. >> No, no, he's a friend. >> Not attractive.

>> No, he's a friend. Don't say that. That's not nice. [clears throat]. >> I said to exhibit. >> Don't do that. >> I'm talking to him now. >> Don't do that. Please don't. Why? Why. would you Why he No, because he lied. because the whole time I'm thinking them. cars is real. [ __ ] is getting their. [ __ ] pimped and it's not. He He lied to. me as a kid. >> No, not true. That was his job. Like. your job right now. >> This ain't all the truth. Haka, >> you put a spell on me. >> No, this how I talk to my children. I'm sorry. [laughter].

[snorts]. >> No, I was trying to stop you. No, I. don't even know what we were talking. about just now. >> The crush on exhibit. >> No. >> Exactly. Now you just said it. It never. in life. >> No. No. He's a friend. He's a friend. I. just saw him not too long ago. He's a. friend. >> Well, I want to talk to you. Exc what? >> I want to talk to him. I want to bring. him on the show. I want to talk to him. >> You should. >> Yeah. He your friend. Why don't you tell. him come on here?

>> I'm not going to tell him [ __ ] Not. after he see this [ __ ]. >> This is beautiful. >> He is connected. >> Yeah. >> This is a legendary moment. I almost. could have cried cuz I'm happy to sit. next to you, but I'm hold back the. tears. >> I don't believe you. >> No, I'm serious. >> No, >> it's not my job to lie at this moment. >> Yeah, but you're not crying. I I Netflix. and chill with the shows with you on it. >> Huh? >> Never mind. >> What' you say?

>> I told you I got auditory processing. disorder. Didn't I say that? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, you got to speak up. >> You're a good actor. >> Thank you. >> You show that you care and you really. don't. >> I do. I do care. >> Oh, I was trying to get out of you. >> You was trying to get out of here. >> Get you like get the truth out of you. >> about what? Tell me cuz I'll tell you. the truth. What you want to know? >> No, that was me just making something. up. Oh, okay. Well, >> I know you live the truth on you. That's. who you are, the truth. >> So, is the autism an act? >> I'm not going to say that I I have.

physically autism, but like dealing with. ADHD and dealing with certain things. >> But I have ADHD, too. >> Yeah, it's just other stuff, too. Just. I'm just afraid of words, spelling, reading. And so, as a kid, knowing I. can't do that. >> Who made you feel bad? >> No, I never felt bad. >> No. Who made you feel like you were Did. somebody make you feel bad? like a. teacher or something. >> I get my report card. >> Oh, that would do it. Yeah, >> but that doesn't mean that you're not. brilliant. >> No, it's not. I'm not going to say. >> I never I never paid with my kids. I.

never paid attention to As long as. you're trying your best. That's all I. care about you. >> You said think F stand for fantastic. >> Yeah. Well, you know, it does in some. ways. We're all different. Neuro. divergent. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. until you're a senior and you. actually a freshman. and getting held back. I got held back. in the first grade, I think. >> Mhm. >> I think when my mama held me back. I. think she held me back in the first. grade. What? >> I helped my I helped my son back.

>> In what grade? >> Uh, kindergarten. >> What the [ __ ] did he do wrong? >> He didn't do nothing. His birthday was in September on the. latter half. And so boys mature slower. than girls, >> especially at that age. It is a. scientific fact. And so I held him back. so that he could feel um more. comfortable in the first grade and be, you know. >> Mhm. I'm calling my mom.

>> As you're saying this, none of this. makes sense out of my brain. >> Uh mama. >> Yeah. >> Mama, I'm sitting here with Kesha. Tesha. Campbell. You going to speak her? >> Hey, how you doing? >> Remember they used to say you look like. her. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Nice to meet you. >> Look, but Okay. Why did you help me? What? What did you help me back? >> There you go. >> What grade did you help me back? >> I didn't hold you back. The school did. >> Okay. Hold on. [ __ ] What grade was.

that? >> What was it? Was it first kindergarten? >> What was I doing wrong? Apparently everything. >> And then remember you took me to get a. check. >> A check? >> No, you went to get an IEP. >> Oh, my sons have IEPs, too. It's okay. >> What is that? >> It's an individual um educational. program for a child. >> That sound like a lot OF [ __ ]. >> YEAH. NO, NO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST need.

support. You needed support. >> I did. Your mama did good because she. got you a IEP. >> for a check and I didn't I passed it and. she got upset. >> You There you go. You did not pass it. and I didn't get upset. >> Did you get some money? Did you get some. money? >> No test. >> You still didn't get no check. >> Exactly. I'm going to call you right. back. She was mad I didn't get that. check. This white lady sat me down. She. said, "Look, take your time.". >> Okay, y'all. >> NO, I DON'T WANT IT TO END. I'M.

COMFORTABLE. I'm comfortable too cuz you. know the reason you comfortable cuz you. said oh I remind me of my son. >> and now. >> what. >> and you trying so hard not to let it out. and it's coming out. >> No. What? What's coming out? >> The hallelujah. >> Why would I say hallelujah? >> Don't that ain't that a good word? What. do hallelujah mean? >> It's it's all praise to the Lord.

>> Yeah. So cut. >> Why would I say hallelujah right now? >> I don't know. Cuz we having a great. moment. >> We are. Hallelujah. >> Won't he do it? >> Yes, he will. >> Why don't they say she sometimes? >> I don't know. I don't know. It's a misogynistic world. I don't know. >> God could be a girl, too. Girls are. powerful. >> We are powerful. >> Yep. >> But I'm not going to say that. You ain't. getting me cancelled. >> Oh, you can get cancelled for that. >> I don't know. people. Weird.

>> I thought I was That was for the women. community. >> It is. It's beautiful for the women. community. >> Yes. I love that. >> Yeah. Women are the most powerful things. in the world. >> I see how you treat your mama. >> Mhm. >> That's good. That's a plus. You don't know. That's. There you go. >> That's what's up. >> Mhm. >> 10 out of 10. >> Who is. >> you? [laughter]. It's like I'm just playing. I'M. UNCOMFORTABLE. I TOLD YOU. DON'T FIGHT. WITH ME. IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

I'MMA DO STUPID [ __ ]. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS. YOU SEE THAT? YOU SEE IT JUST COMES OUT. NOW I'M. UNCOMFORTABLE. HELP. >> Are you done with television? >> No. >> We should do a show together. >> Don't play. I actually am writing something for you. >> I will. You know how many people say. that? >> Nope. I got you. It's in my computer. right now. >> This was amazing. >> It was. This is going to be like the. talk of the year. I feel like this is. going to be really bigger than what you.

think it is. >> You think? >> Yeah. >> I just love being able to get to know. you. >> Yeah. >> Because I've been watching you for a. while and fascinated fascinated by your. comedy, your style, >> and I'm really. >> Well, you never DM' me back. >> You never DM Okay, let me just say this. I don't look at those things. >> I get it. >> I really don't. It's too many dickpicks. I don't want to see that [ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> I don't want to see that [ __ ] The [ __ ]. popping up.

>> I watch you all the time, girl. >> No, no. The dicks. >> I'm saying they probably say that with. the That's the caption. >> Yeah, that's [ __ ] Nobody want to. see that [ __ ]. >> Y'all need to stop sending dick pics. >> Don't send no more dick pics. Don't. nobody want to see that [ __ ]. >> That's disrespectful and it's not okay. >> Yeah, it's not okay. >> If anything, ask for her cash app and. get a request. Ask for some money. >> Yeah, I get those, too. And you ain't. getting [ __ ] out of me. I got kids and I. got bills. You ain't getting [ __ ]. >> Yeah, that's what's up, man. On that.

note, you ain't getting [ __ ] Tour. coming near you. [laughter]. >> You ain't getting [ __ ]. >> Let's go. >> Yeah. [laughter] And the book Oh, also. does the tour going is the book going to. be on tour, too? >> Um, yes, but it's going to be closer to. September. >> I got it. So, look, with the tour with. you want a meet and greet, you're going. to have to buy a book and you can take a. picture with the book. So after the. show, the standup show. >> in September. >> I got it. Okay. >> So the book is going to be available.

while my client is on tour. And if you. want to get tickets, go get them. And if. you want to get a book, you're going to. get it. And you also get a picture and a. signing. on the book in September. >> Yes. >> So make sure you be there. And the book. that starts with a. >> No. No. It's called the a word. Like the. s word. Like the f word. Like fb bomb. Like a word. >> I thought it was a book star. Okay. >> Nah. No. No.

>> I remember what I can. I guess. September, right? >> Listen, you did so good today. >> That's how my teacher used to talk to. me. >> All right, guys. I love you. Thank you. for tuning in. Make sure you follow us. both on Instagram and Tik Tok. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> I am Tisha Campbell Summers is my new. name. That's what it is. Without the. sarcasism. [laughter]. >> What' you say? >> Without the sarcasism. >> Say it one more time. >> Sarcasism.

>> You know what I'm trying to say. >> Yes, of course. >> And it's another thing cuz I'm lactose. intolerant. So, I can't really eat. cheese no more. >> Same thing. >> All right, guys. We'll talk to you. later. >> Tolerant? >> No. No. Cuz that's where I dairy. products and I'm lactose intolerant. So, I can't eat dairy no more. >> Oh, lactose intolerant. I I was confused. It was my fault. It's. my fault. >> Okay, we leave it at that. It's her. fault.

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