Marco's AWKWARD Date with Olympic Medalist Ilona Maher

Wave. >> What are you doing for your birthday? >> [music]. >> Um, I don't know yet. I'm going to be 30. though. How old are you? >> I'm 31. >> 31? What are What's your sign? >> Is that your sign of flirting, or what. do you mean? >> No, I was just I don't know why I do. that. I need to stop doing that. [music]. >> Yeah, I think we should do that every. time after we get through saying. something. I'm a Gemini. What's yours? >> Leo. >> [laughter and gasps]. >> What do you like to do for your. birthday? >> I like cake. >> Mhm. Type of cake? >> Um, carrot cake.

>> Chocolate? [music]. >> Mhm. No. Um. >> Okay. >> [music]. [music]. >> Hello, world. >> Sorry. >> Go. Keep going. No, it's okay. >> Do you like to laugh? >> I do. I I enjoy a laugh. >> Mhm. >> I like to laugh. I'm hoping to do a lot. today. >> [music]. >> What did you say? >> What's your favorite thing to laugh at? >> My sisters make me laugh more than.

anybody. So, people doing dumb stuff. >> Mhm. Oh. >> dangerous stuff. I don't think I don't. think pranks are funny. >> Yeah, it depends on what type of prank. it is. Cuz I think some people take. pranks. too far. My prank is where you wanted to get. involved, not make it somebody to react. >> You get the [ __ ] out of me. >> So, it's just like one of those things. like where it's like, okay, you walked. into this. [music]. >> Camera wasn't rolling. >> Not versus like doing something and it's. like that's not a prank cuz I had no. decision to walk away.

>> Right. >> Make sense? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Got you. >> Okay. So, let's say where's your camera? Your camera right there? And then you. look in there and your camera and you. tell everybody like what you do, who you. are, and then I'm going to look at my. camera tell everybody what I do. >> Perfect. Okay. I'm Alev Kelter, I am a. rugby player, two-time Olympian, Olympic. medalist. Um, I do [music] content and media. I. have a podcast of my own, House of Mar. All around bad [ __ ]. >> Mhm. >> I'd say. >> Can we some swag in it? >> Yes, sorry. >> Yeah, like some swag and like.

like, you know, let's go. [clears throat]. >> Hi, I'm Ilona Maher. I am. >> Okay, okay, let's have like some. >> Sorry. >> Like, you know who the [ __ ] I am? >> I don't know if I. >> Yeah, and then you got to do that. >> I don't really act like that. >> See, this is swag right there. This is. for the people. This is it. There it is. >> Should I do the hand with it? >> Yeah, a little bit. Then stop. You know. what I'm saying? You know, yeah, that's. what that's the swag. >> I'm Ilona Maher. And [clears throat] I'm a a two-time. Olympic rugby player. and medalist. [music].

And I did Dancing with the Stars. >> You like to cuss? >> It's yeah. >> It's like that, [ __ ]. >> It's like that, [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> It's like that, [ __ ] Is it comma, [ __ ]. >> It's just like. >> It's like that, [ __ ]. >> No, drag the [ __ ] like [ __ ]. >> It's like [snorts] that, [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> I hated that. >> It feel good though. >> Uh not for me. >> Yeah. >> I feel. >> Sometimes this is where you let it out. >> Someone's going to clip that and I'm. going to be canceled. >> No, no, no, no. That is just like a word. like it's just like a relaxing word. Like move out the way, like Ludacris got. a song called move, [ __ ] get out the.

way. When you play. >> I don't mind [ __ ] using it in some. terms. [ __ ] you know, [ __ ] Like. pulling it out felt weird. >> Yeah, but again, cuz like the sport that. you play, people need to move the hell. out of your way. >> True. [ __ ] need to move. >> There it is, see? >> [ __ ] get out of my way, [ __ ]. >> Yeah, that's what it is, yeah. I. remember. just me just I tried to play sports one. time. It was my first time running. track. And they put me on the hurdles and I. never practiced and it it was raining. Remember jumping and I jumped and I.

scraped my knees right here. They. scraped. >> actually from that? >> Yes, and I stopped and then they got. mad. They were like, keep going. And I'm. like, I can't. And they were like, keep. going. And the coach said, keep going, [ __ ]. >> Called you [ __ ]. >> Yeah, I can't I was young. I was like. 17. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, I was a baby. >> I mean, 17 is young, but. >> Yeah, I was a baby. >> Okay. Did you keep going, [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah? >> Yeah, track and. >> that, did you keep with the hurdles? >> Uh no, I ran around the hurdles. >> Yeah. >> That's why I didn't jump. You can't get.

in a jump. >> [laughter]. >> What was your favorite like sport. growing up? You said you played. basketball. >> I played basketball, I played hockey, played softball. I've tried everything. I love basketball. >> Mhm. >> I think that's such a great sport cuz. you can just pick it up with your. friends. You got a ball on a court. Just. you with you and the buddies. >> So right now if the WNBA wanted to give. you a contract, >> Yeah. >> would you go over there and play? >> I think so. Probably a lot more money in. it than rugby. >> Mhm. >> Um and then they get to wear their cool. fits beforehand. Um but yeah, I'd play. in the WNBA, no doubt. >> I think you should do it cuz remember. Michael Jordan went from playing.

basketball and he went over to playing. baseball. >> Basketball I think is very like. skill-based, too. So I'd have to really. hit the gym hard. >> Defense. That's all you got to do. >> at defense, yeah. >> Yeah, that's it. >> But then you do have to play attack as. well. >> Yeah. >> Or offense, as they call it. But yeah, I'm down if any team wants me. >> Yeah. Okay. So there you go. Uh let's. kind of say Atlanta Dream, uh give her a contract and I am her. manager. I go through it and I sign it. >> No, my manager's over there, so. >> Okay. Okay. >> You can set that up, but the money is.

>> Yeah, yeah, that's almost had you. I. wanted to sign. >> Yeah, it was close. It was close. >> That's how it'd be. >> You can go through my. >> Uh what's your favorite thing to eat? What's your favorite food? >> Uh I eat um uh most things. I eat My. mother's a great cook. I love eating. what she makes. >> Mhm. >> She cooks with I know you're We were. talking you lactose intolerant. [music]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. She cooks a lot with lactose. >> Mhm. >> So you would be a tough time with us. >> What is it? >> You know. >> Seasoning salt? >> Do you season salt? >> [laughter].

>> Um is it like just garlic salt and all. sorts of things together? >> Mhm. >> We don't cook with that, but we do cook. with seasonings. >> So it'd be dry. >> No, no, no. I swear to God, my mom's a. great cook. >> Mhm. >> She really is. Look at the thighs that. we have. That's from good eating. >> Yeah, but that's probably the eating. that you know cuz you grew up on it. What's the show called? Chef. What's his name? This Gordon Ramsay. She can go on there. and cheat your past? >> I think she would. She could be a chef, no doubt. What's your favorite food? >> Oh, that's a good question. I'm still.

learning my favorite food. I like gumbo. I like Louisiana food. >> Do you make it yourself? >> I try. It went good a little bit, but. I'm still learning. See, I'm honest. >> Is that with the roux? You have to roux. for a while? >> Yes. Okay. Okay, well, you know. >> Thank [music] you. I do know. >> Do you got to cook for anybody? Do you. >> I don't cook often. I really go out to. eat a lot. >> When you do that, what that mean? You. like. >> Cuz I wish I did I wish I did cook for. myself more, but I love going out to eat. and the the hassle-free of getting a.

bowl somewhere, >> Mhm. >> a salad, a burrito, >> Mhm. >> but I should eat more at home for. health. >> Yeah. That's what I I don't like eating. out, especially like. um. just going out. I haven't really like. Chipotle. I I really want to. Never mind. I won't say what I want to. say because you never know you never. know who watching. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> If they want to sponsor us. >> Yeah. >> We love Chipotle. >> Yeah, we do. Yep. So, Chipotle, if you. want to, you know, get. >> And we've always said that.

>> Yeah. >> Big Chipotle fans. >> Yeah, we've been friends for 25 years. and she loved Chipotle. I remember when. she first took me to Chipotle and she. paid for everything. And then she let me drive her car. >> Yep. >> Yep. >> I did. >> Right on. Yep. >> What was my car? >> The Toyota. >> And I also love Toyota. >> Yeah. >> So, [laughter] also. >> Yeah, Toyota. If you watching this, this. is that. And we also love Adidas, too. >> I really love Adidas. >> Yeah. >> Who else do we love? >> [laughter]. >> We like could do that.

Who else? McDonald's, Sprite. >> Sprite, Coca-Cola. >> Yeah. >> My agent's like, "Um nope.". >> Yeah, okay. >> Uh we yeah, anyway, we'll take money. >> Yeah, whatever it is. And also, you. know, what's some things that people don't. know about you that you would like to. share? >> What would I like to share? >> That's a good one. Why did you do that? >> This? >> No, what did you say? >> I said what would I like to share? >> Yeah. >> What did you just ask me? >> No, what would you like to share? Like. what is something that you like to share. with the people?

>> Okay. What I would like to share is. um like a fun fact. >> That is so good. Why did you do that? >> What? The Which part? The um? >> No, the activity. >> Um thank you. Uh I just passion. >> Mhm. >> I love it. You know, it's real fun. >> Yeah, that's what She's passionate. Everybody clap for passionate. That's. good. >> [applause]. >> Give it up for passionate. [cheering]. And what else do you like to do?

Give it up for the. >> No. >> Give it up for the. >> No. >> Hold on. >> Long walks. I like long walks. >> Long walks. Let's give it up for long. walks. That is. >> I read a lot of books. >> Oh, reading is my favorite thing. >> Do you? >> Yeah. What's your favorite. >> the last book you read? Go. I'll say. mine. >> Judy B. Jones. >> No. >> I ain't going to lie, I can't read. >> Yeah. >> I struggle with reading. It's not that I. can't read. I'm on a like probably fifth. grade reading level and you know it's.

cuz I'm dyslexic. >> Yeah. That's a real thing. Sorry. >> Yeah. What's your last book? >> I've read I read a lot of like fairy You. heard about like new the new books like. fairies and stuff and vampires. >> Um so it's a lot of like like vampire. books and. >> Could you use the word type [ __ ] type. [ __ ] as like. >> Vampire type [ __ ] Vampire type [ __ ]. books. Fae type [ __ ] books. >> It's all right. That's swagger in the.

conversation. Like type [ __ ] like. >> Type [ __ ] They bite type [ __ ] and they. the bite then they eat on people [ __ ]. >> Uh-huh. I remember uh Buffy the Vampire. Slayer. I used to watch that. Yeah, I. never knew what the show was about. Did. you? >> I think it says she's a vampire slayer. >> And what else? >> I think she slays just like big vague. things. Slays big things. >> she so popular? >> I you know, I don't know either. I cuz. I'd watch it and I was like, "Nah.". But they had some hotties. >> Yeah. >> You know, yeah. >> Yeah. >> We're leaning the same person, aren't. we? >> You talking about uh the main character,

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type [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> And so, I had to see if he was single. And. >> So, it's it's hard to ask me if I'm. single and I'm like, "I'm dating.". Dating means that I'm taking. applications, right? >> Right. I don't know. Some people think. So, dating and seeing each other, which. do you think is more serious? >> Mhm. Seeing each other meaning that I. think see [music] seeing each other is. more powerful cuz it's like y'all keep. seeing each other. Like, I'm seeing. somebody meaning that I'm seeing them. one time. Dating mean we can see going. on a date one time. What's the worst. date you've been on? >> Um one [snorts] time I was on a date. First off, showed up late.

>> Mhm. You did? >> No, I'm always on time. >> Okay. Okay. >> He showed up late. And then, he took me. to this restaurant. >> He was late? [music]. >> He was late. >> He had to be black. >> He actually was black. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, we always late. Yeah. Yeah, we I we never on [ __ ] time. >> He was black. >> I got fired on my. >> He said he was late cuz he was watching. the game. I was like, "Fine.". >> Black people [ __ ]. >> Black people [ __ ] So, we go to a. restaurant. He didn't make the. reservation at the restaurant. I was. like, "All right, that's fine.". >> Yeah. >> We go to another. >> make the reservation? >> He didn't make the reservation. >> Black people [ __ ] Give me one.

>> We go to another place. We're sitting there, he's like, "The the game's it's almost ending. [music] Do you think I can watch this. game?" Pulls out the game right at the. table. Just starts watching that NBA. game right in front of me. Yeah. >> I do that [ __ ]. >> No, that's terrible. >> Yeah, I know. >> You will pull your phone out and start. watching the game with a beautiful woman. across from. >> Yeah, it's bad. I. I can say he had to be sports betting. That's what it was. He's trying to keep. up with he can pay for the date. So, let's. So, >> Oh, so he Okay. Okay. Different way to.

think of it. >> Yeah, so it was But, it's still rude. He. should have You know, he blew his. chance. So, that's. >> [music]. >> We got to learn how to treat women. better when it comes to that. I'm going. to say that and more eye contact and. physically like, [music] you know, me I. used to run out on bills. >> Did you actually? >> Yeah, but it was It was a long. It was normal. >> Normal for who? >> say I'll go to the bathroom and. sometimes I'll leave. But, that was around Applebee's. >> How many times have you done that? >> Not a lot. Like, seven times. But, that was around the time when.

Applebee's came out, two for 25. And I. knew exactly what I wanted, but when she. kept ordering pink lemonade at the pink. lemonade, I'm like, I ain't got it like. that. >> Yeah. >> So, then I used to say I'm going to go. to the bathroom, I'll be right back, and. I always left. But, and I do feel bad. now that I did used to do that. And if I. could do it all over again, I would do. it better. >> Yeah, right. And how would you do it. better? You would. maybe just. >> I'll pay for mine. >> You pay for yours. You'd split it. Be. like, "Do you want to split this?". >> No, I'd just pay for mine and then I'd. go to the car. And let her do what she. >> Oh, so you go I'm going to bathroom, you.

go up to the waitress. >> Yeah. >> Hey, just split this halfway. Here's. mine. I don't know about her. >> How do you feel about going on a date. and somebody say, "I'm going to pay for. mine, you pay for yours"? Cuz I don't. know if you. >> I won't be seeing him again. >> Why? >> I think that, you know, my bread is up, of course. >> Mhm. >> But, >> all right. I like that. That was. swagger. >> I was I was I was unsure whether or not. to say it. >> was hard. >> My bread is up. But, I do feel like on the first date. when I'm with a guy, I do like to kind. of set a precedence. I I still think. chivalry should be there. Like, I think.

there should be things open the door, walk on the road side. Etiquette. I think he should pay for the bill. And. then after that, on the first date, I. will I pick up a lot. Especially if I. date I've dated some. uh broker men. >> Yeah. I got a little money. Can we go on. a date? >> Yeah, sure. When? >> Mhm. Uh probably. >> to walk out on me? >> No, um no, I No, not on you. >> Can I. Or you can run and tackle me. Huh? >> Can I get spiked pink lemonade? >> Yeah, you can get whatever you want.

>> lot of money. >> Yeah. [music]. >> You can You got that? >> Yeah, I got that. >> You got that money now? >> I got that bread. I got that type [ __ ]. I got that bread. >> Okay. Bread on bread here. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> That's what it is. On toast. One thing. that I did figure out about dating, when. you are getting like you know you are. known, it is kind of different cuz some. people always act like you can't They'll. be like, "Why You like normal people?". And I'm like, "We all normal, ain't we?". >> Right. >> And it's just like until you can fly. >> Right. >> everybody's the same person. Like, you. know what I'm saying? You say normal. Like, what is normal to me? Like, you.

know what I'm saying? >> I agree. I First off, I don't Have you. been on dates with famous people? I. haven't really. >> Me either. >> I wish they'd hit me up and hit my line. more, but no. >> Yeah, I don't know how to talk to. somebody famous. Or like, I feel like. >> Yeah, should you let them know you know. who they are? Or do you act chill and. like, "Hey, I don't" That's my question, too. Yeah. >> how do you DM them? >> Do you DM people? >> Uh nah, not me. Okay. All right, dude. But it's I'm just. saying not famous people cuz I don't. know. >> I know I don't I I think that I need to. I need somebody to tell me who they.

think I should DM, and I'll get in. there. >> Mhm. >> You know, right in there. >> Yeah. >> I'll DM them. >> Take me through there. >> Take me to where I Yeah. >> No, say take me through there. >> Take me through there. >> Yeah, that's it. Take me through there. Take me through there. >> Aw. Take me through there. Aw. >> Yeah, that's it. >> a song? >> your personality. I feel like when. people really get to learn people. outside of their work. >> Mhm. >> is more You know what TJ Maxx is? Or. Marshalls? >> Uh yeah, I know TJ Maxx very well. >> people are like, "What are you doing. here?" Like, and I'm just like, just.

people feel like you can't be in certain. rooms no more. >> Oh, interesting. You get recognized a. lot? >> Is it annoying? >> Uh it I like it cuz I But sometimes it's. just like we I still want you to know. I'm just like you, too. And let's just keep it like, "Hey, what's up? Keep doing your thing. Appreciate you." I had this one dude, he. called like eight people. >> Oh, they want to FaceTime. >> Hold on. Hold on. I'm like, okay. >> Yeah, you. >> All right. Is he up now? Is he on the. All right. I have nothing else to say. >> And then one of them And then I don't. know how One thing I'm not I'm not good.

at like giving out a fake number. So, I. always give people my real number. >> Well, I would feel bad, too, if they. rang and it wasn't me. >> Yeah, definitely. >> I could understand that. >> Who was your crush growing up? Who was. your celebrity crush? >> Celebrity crush, you and Backstreet. Boys. >> Mhm. Which one? >> What? >> All of them? >> If they want. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> [laughter]. >> Um no, it was I think Aaron I liked. Aaron Carter's brother. Also, this guy. from The Vampire Diaries, he played. Damon. Remember that guy? I think his. name is Ian Somerhalder. >> Mhm. >> He did some things to me as well. I like. I like that guy.

>> Yeah. >> I had a pit poster in my room. >> Them posters used to be the thing back. in the day. >> Yeah, I Did you have any in your room? >> Uh no, I used to like That's So Raven. from uh. >> Yeah? >> Yeah. I had a crush on her. That's So. Raven. Had a crush on Who else was somebody. uh. Who Who was my crush growing up? I was. just like uh Halle Berry. >> That makes sense. >> She was dope. >> I was a lot of things. >> the girl from uh Charlie's Angels? >> Which one? >> Uh the main one that was real famous. The only. What's her name, the famous one. everybody know?

>> Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu. Was it blonde? >> Blonde. >> Cameron Diaz. >> Yeah, I had I had a crush on her and. Khloe Kardashian Electric. That's her name, right? >> It felt wrong when you said it. What did. you say? >> Khloe Kardashian Electric. >> Yeah, sure. >> Yeah, that's her name. >> Did you ever have like a weird crush on. a animated character? >> I haven't gotten to. um. >> Like something that's just kind of not. right. >> Yeah, yeah. Uh let me see. I don't know. because anime I wasn't really into it. I. used to like Dragon Ball Z, just watch. it as a kid. It's fun, but.

>> Nah, I feel like. animation I never really It wouldn't. know attractive like, "Hey, she cute.". Or like. >> the fish from Shark Tale? People talk. about that. >> Nah, I never really liked that one. I. ain't never looked at cartoon. But, people love anime, too. Like. >> Oh, yeah. They love anime. >> Yeah, cuz Family Guy girl, like she. wasn't cute. Simpsons, she wasn't like. cute. >> A lot of even men in their 20s, late 20s. love anime. >> Yeah. No, anime is good. Shout out to. the people that love anime. Anime is. really dope. I want to get into it. I.

just don't know where to start because. me. >> Yeah. >> Are you like this? When I see a season. of something and it's already like 30. seasons of it, I feel like I'm behind. >> go for it then. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You That's a commitment. >> Yeah. >> I wouldn't do it. And then that's them. cuz the animes can go for like they can. just can make so many. >> Yeah. But what about acting? How do you. feel about getting into acting? >> I'd love to act. I'd love to do like um. John Cena, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. progression, you know, like that. >> Okay, so let's do a uh a scene, right? So, you in your car. You the Uber driver. and I'm in your car. I'm just loud and. I'm like, "Hurry up and get me to the.

place.". >> Okay. >> And I'm yelling at you. And that's when. you turn up. You're real nice, but I. build it up. >> Okay, got it. >> Okay. >> How's your day going? >> It's going good. >> It's awesome. >> Yeah. So, uh. >> Do you want to listen to anything. specific? >> Uh no, no, I'm good. I I just want to. get straight to my destination. >> How's the air for you? >> Uh it's good. Everything's okay. It's. good. >> Okay. >> Uh I'm I need to get to the airport. If. you could speed it up. >> Okay. I I am going pretty fast, but I. can go a little faster, yeah. >> Yeah, I get it. And also, yeah, matter. of fact, can you turn on some music?

>> Yeah, what would you like? >> Uh turn on some uh Olivia uh Olivia. Olivia [music]. Dean. >> Oh my gosh, I love her. >> I don't care. >> Oh. >> Okay. >> Is this good for you? >> Okay, yeah, this is good. This is good. Yeah. I just wish I can get to the. airport faster. If you can please drive. faster. >> Sir, I'm going as fast as I can. >> Okay, don't cut me off cuz I'm trying to. tell you what I want. >> Okay. >> you could drive faster so I can get to. the airport. >> Sir, I'm I I hear you and I'm trying as. best I can. >> Can you just hurry?

>> I will go a little faster, but this is. as fast as I can within legal limits. >> What is your name again? What is your. name? Cuz I'm going to report. >> Mary Beth. >> I'm going to report you, okay? Because. you're driving too slow. >> Sir, I am doing as best as I can. >> If you don't speed this [ __ ] up. >> Okay, please no use for profanity in my. car, sir. >> What the hell is profanity? What does. that mean? >> Uh it's bad words, sir. >> Oh, well, that's an opinion, right? >> I don't think it's an opinion. I think. those are for sure bad words. >> Okay, so say a bad word. What is a bad. word? What does that mean? Give me an. example. >> It's how about you shut the [ __ ] up in.

the backseat and let me drive you to. your destination. >> See, I don't know if Mary Beth is going. to say that. >> Yeah, but you saying profanity bad words. now. >> Well, now I'm getting pissed off. [ __ ]. How was that? >> That was good. >> Thank you. >> That was good. And then we just go back. into our classy [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Classy. >> No classy [ __ ]. >> [music]. >> And you look in the camera, just look. classy. >> This is a nice fit you have. >> Yep. Be better. [clears throat]. >> done? >> Yeah. Got I need. >> They have a shine on them in this light. >> Yeah. So.

>> see? >> I. >> [music]. >> It's been a minute though. Cuz they. going to I needed a You know when you. say you need a feel? See, it's going. away. Cuz I need a feel now. And I feel bad. for them. >> I just got my nails done. Look. >> Yeah, those those are nice. Do you get long nails? >> Uh I would, but I would get them. sometimes and then rugby when you go to. tackle, you know, or when I go to grab. somebody, it'll like get caught and so. your nails will get pulled back. So I. keep them short. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> I know. So rugby, just being in that. What was a game that you like was.

frustrated or almost like lost control? Like did somebody get under your skin. before? >> I don't lose control easily cuz mostly. like people get under my skin and I'm. like, you know what? Do it. I'm going to. just tackle you harder later in the. game. I don't fight. I've never gotten. in a fight. You ever gotten in a fight? >> Uh yeah, I called the police though. I'm. a police caller. >> Yeah, are you? >> Yeah. >> Would you ever throw a punch? >> Mm no, I'm calling the police. I pay my. taxes. >> Yeah. >> I say now call them quit. >> Do people ever want to fight you cuz of. who you are, like a famous person? >> Mm Nah, you know what? Cuz my.

Yeah, if anything, some people look for. viral moments. I ain't had to deal with. that. But if not, I'll just call the. police. But I when you got good spirit. like you, people just instantly love. you. >> They don't want to fight me. >> Yeah. >> Also surprised to be. >> Yeah. [snorts] Would you do boxing? >> I don't want to get punched in the head. so much, no. >> Mhm. >> I think rugby seems safer, but. >> Mhm. How do you feel about other rugby. players? Do you think they scared of. you? >> Uh no, I don't think so. >> Mhm. >> maybe some of the smaller ones, but no. Rugby players are a different breed. >> Mhm. >> I don't think any of the women are like, "Oh, no." They're. >> What music do you listen to to get.

pumped before a game? >> I [clears throat] listen to kind of. whatever's I'm liking at the time. It. could be. >> What is the artist that you. >> I just got up on her. >> What does that mean? >> I just today. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> Got up on her. >> I'm saying like okay, so look, in the. black culture we say got up on them mean. like this is like I just started. listening to them. >> on them. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I hear it. I don't think that's right. >> No, I'm saying I'm saying. >> On Sabrina Carpenter? >> No, I'm saying she is attractive, but.

what I'm trying to say is. >> [laughter]. >> Try to get up on you later. That's why. I'm using this weekend. It's Get You. want to get up on me later? >> Yeah. >> See if it works. >> That's [snorts and clears throat] funny. Comedian. >> I got up I'll get up on I've gotten up. on um Charli D'Amelio. >> If I can pick your type, I say let me. see if I could like let me think of. celebrity that would probably. >> you think I should DM? >> Mhm. That's a good one. Um. That's a good one. Bad Bunny in town. >> If I were to date someone who speaks. Spanish, I would also really want to.

speak Spanish, and I don't know if I'm. capable of learning Spanish. >> Let me see. Who is a good type if we get. Yeah, [ __ ] no. Not Nick Cannon. Jesus. >> Mhm. >> Nah, he got too many kids. >> How tall is he? >> Nah, Nick Cannon got 12 kids. >> Yeah. >> It's a lot. I don't want to go into that. [ __ ] That's good right now. I'm about. to it's about to come right. >> athletes. >> Uh. >> DM? >> Is Tom Brady single? >> I think he is. I I know if I'm his type, but. >> We're shooting for the stars. >> Right. Why not?

>> Why not get it? >> Send it out. Send out some feelers. Get. up on him. >> We going to have to look into that. That's really good. >> We'll look into it. I'll send you. >> Oh, you know what? Oh, who really seem. like your type, too? Jonah Hill. >> [sighs]. >> I say his name right? >> Yeah, you think? >> From Superbad. >> Jonah Hill. Okay. You think that that's him? That's him. for me? >> Jonah Hill? >> Okay. Who's your type?

>> I think she like me, too. Billie Eilish. >> You think Billie Eilish likes you? >> Oh, yeah. >> You genuinely think that. >> For sure. >> [sighs]. >> Interesting. I would try I want to say a. woman to be like, oh, get back at you. for the the Jonah Hill thing, but I. would never want to make any woman feel. less than thinking that they'd have. you'd have any chance with them. So, there's no like you're here any. woman I could think of that I would even. be like, uh, I'd put, you know. >> Okay, so like they're not even close to. my level. >> Yeah, exactly.

>> Yeah, like why him? >> Exactly, yeah. >> Type [ __ ]. >> Type [ __ ]. >> Jonah Hill was dope. >> Um. >> Superbad. >> I Maybe he is dope. I don't know if. that's my type. >> Yeah. >> How tall is he? >> Mm, you like 50 Cent? >> I shall do, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Actually, yeah. I would. >> I just He said I just say to you say he. was like, yeah. He was like, what's so. funny, Marco? You crazy. I'm I'm going. to [ __ ] with you. >> Did he say that, actually, to you? >> If he appeared If I was on a date with. you, like you look very beautiful, girl. I I pay for the dinner and type [ __ ]. >> I hope so. >> Yeah.

>> Actually, yeah. You know what? 50 Cent. >> Yeah. >> I'm messaging 50 Cent later. >> Yeah, I'm buff like him, too, a little. bit. I'll get there. >> You think you're buff like 50 Cent? >> I can get there. Do like man's body. matter to you? Fit? >> Uh, I don't like six-packs. >> Yeah, what about just like. >> I would I'd rather be like pretty big. >> Okay. >> Um. >> Oh, got somebody. Hold on. Pretty big? Easy. >> Oh, no. You know Pudgy? >> Okay. >> No, no. Pudgy look, Pudgy is the man. Pudgy, get in the camera. Look, look, I.

got something for you. Don't [ __ ] this. up. Hey. >> Hi Pudgy. Hi. Try to get on that [ __ ] What? Try What? >> [laughter]. >> What is What is that? >> to get on it. I'm trying to get on. I'm trying to get on that [ __ ]. >> Is that sexy? >> No, no, no, no. Just like body. >> Are you single? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, he'll send me the date. >> Pudgy, tell her he's a fitness trainer. Everybody, this is Pudgy.

Pudgy, tell her why she should date you. cuz she's looking for somebody. >> You should date me if you want to like. have a clear mind and you want to just. be in shape and you want to be positive. and healthy and live a healthy. lifestyle. >> You know what? >> I'm here to guide you and lead you into. that lifestyle. That's what I live for. >> Tell her how much you weigh, too. How. much you weigh? >> Uh last time I checked I was 193. Um. I put on a couple pounds in carbs, so. I'm probably around like 217 right now. >> Yeah.

>> How tall are you, Pudgy? >> I'm 6'1. >> You're 6'4 at 193. >> No, I'm I'm 217. >> You're okay. I weigh 208, so we're. around the same. So, we're perfect. >> That's perfect. >> Tell her what what you do for Show her. your whole body. Put the camera back so. she can see your body real quick. See? >> Yeah, that's a purebred 217 right there. >> Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. You ain't. seen him yet. Look. >> Yeah, 1000% that's 217. >> Huh? >> Yeah, that's 217. >> Yeah, see? >> We are literally the same size, him and.

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>> 70 years? I'm almost 100. Um at that point, probably in a chair for most of the day. >> Yeah. >> Eating uh liquids, you know. I don't. know how much. I'm doing at that time, but hopefully. with a lot of money. >> Mhm. >> A good care. Just a nice happy life. >> Have anybody ever put like Okay, so like. where I'm from, when we like little. kids, our mama put stuff in our name. Has that ever happened to you? >> Say it again. >> Like where I'm from, our mamas put stuff. in our name. Like I was.

>> Oh, like a house or something? >> Yeah. Cable sometimes. Like. >> [laughter]. >> Oh. I was like, oh, they put like a like a. mansion. Yes. Uh. >> No, no, no. Like cable, light bill. Like. I had a light. >> fam my doesn't I don't think so. What's. What was in your name? >> Uh when I was 7 years old, I had the. light bill on my name. >> So, why did Why do they do that? >> Uh cuz my mama [ __ ] her name up. >> Oh. >> And she had to use my social security. and my name to get into the new house. >> Did that build credit at all for you? How's your credit score? >> it the.

>> I have a great credit score. >> Yeah. See? That's. >> great teeth, too. >> Thank you. These are These are new. >> Yeah, I figured. >> Yeah, born with them. >> Are you're born with those? >> Yes. >> Very nice. >> What is your punchline? If you was to. talk to a guy in public, what is your. punchline? How do you get a number? >> So, I'm trying to be more like a lot of. times when I go up to guys I'm like, "What's up, man?" You know, I'm like, "Uh. and I need to stop doing that." So, I'm. trying to be like, "Hi.". >> Mhm. >> "How are you?". >> Yeah. >> Um and I.

I'm like, "Well, this was like really. nice. I mean, if you want to hang out. some other time, I would you know, it'd. be really cool.". >> So, anytime a girl say some other time, that's like asking for the date. >> I don't know if I asked any men out in. person, but that might change. >> Mhm. >> Come this weekend. >> Yeah, you about to hop down. >> I'm I'm about to. Yeah. >> hop down. >> I'm hopping I'm hopping down. >> Yeah, hopping down. That's really dope. You got a great personality and I also. like your aura and you have a career and. outside of that is like it's not nothing. wrong. Um what upsets you though? What.

what makes you upset you when it comes. to like, "Okay, this is my. this is my kink." Like mine is probably. like dirty socks. I don't like somebody. to wear dirty socks. >> Really? >> And you got to be able to sleep in the. heat. I don't like the cold. >> You like to sleep in the heat? >> Yeah, I got it. It got to be hot. >> How hot? >> Uh I'm not too. >> sleep with a sheet on? I like sleeping. with just a sheet on sometimes. >> see, but what if they want a blanket? Is. that a deal breaker? If they want a big. ass blanket, that's. >> There's a lot of things men do that. really piss me off. >> Mhm. >> Um a lot of times they don't know how to. hold a conversation.

>> Yeah. >> And just. I feel like I'm interviewing them. constantly. >> I can see it. >> And then sometimes they're just like. they forget a lot, too. Have you found. that with men? >> Nah, I do it a lot. I've I've been in. relationships. I'm not good at. remembering birthdays or names. >> What's my name? >> Cutie. >> No. What's the nickname I told you before? >> Uh. >> It's very simple. >> See, we we got so deep in this. conversation and I'm memorized by your. eyes, too. I told you before. >> Yeah. Green.

>> Okay. >> Yeah. What was it again if you don't. mind reminding me? >> Okay. My name's Alana. I don't even. think you said it right when you first. said it. >> Alana? >> Yeah, good job. And then nickname Lo. >> Lo? >> Lo. >> Yeah, me me like Lilo and Stitch. >> Yeah. Close. You just call me Lo. What's your. nickname? >> I can be Stitch. >> You'll be Stitch? >> And you be Lilo. >> That's beautiful. >> Yeah. >> I see it. >> Favorite cartoon growing up?

>> Favorite cartoon growing up? Arthur. You. watch that? >> Everybody in when it's a wonderful kind. of It's a wonderful kind of day. Everybody wants out to play. Everybody listening to each other. >> Mhm. >> And everybody say, "Hey, hey, what a. wonderful kind of day. Hey.". >> Yeah. >> You got to listen to the heart. Listen. to the beat. Listen to the river. The. river of the street. Open up your eyes. Open up your mirror. The the the.

The world is a little better. It's a. living place. This And then we come from. the heart. And believe in yourself. >> Mhm. >> And that's the place to start. And time to not say, "Hey.". >> That's a [ __ ] white man that sings. that song. I thought it was a Jamaican. I thought it was a Jamaican the whole. time. It was a white man. I said that was amazing. >> was one of those who like went to. Jamaica, felt really spiritually. inclined there. Like. I don't know what you're talking about. When's the last time you watched Arthur? You really pulled that theme song. >> Yeah, that was amazing cuz I remember.

lighting that up. I was smoking a. cigarette as a kid when I used to watch. it. >> Mhm. >> Um what's your struggle meal? >> Struggle meal? Boiled eggs. >> That's it? >> Good protein in. >> Mhm. >> Maybe a piece of toast. >> Do you know what food stamps is? >> Do I know what? >> Food stamps. >> I know what food stamps are. I was. blessed with never having to use food. stamps. My family um. >> My mom used to sell hers. >> Sell hers? >> She used to sell them. >> She had to do what she had to do. >> Yeah. >> She had you and you're very successful. Do you now um pay for her bills? Like or.

is everything still in anything still in. your name? >> Yeah, I bought my mom a house and she. said she ain't ready to move. That's one. thing about it. >> Did she actually? >> And she didn't. That's the. >> move? >> No, she still like Look, I'm from Kansas. City. She don't [snorts] want to leave. That's just that. >> Where did you buy her house? >> Well, I didn't buy the house. It was a. apartment. I had a apartment. >> Uh. >> Yeah, same thing, right? >> Very sim- Yeah, similar. >> Yeah, so I bought her a apartment and. >> She did She's staying. >> And then I was like, "All right, so now. I'm just trying to just find a house in. Kansas City." You went to Kansas City, what was your experience like?

>> Um, kind of a interesting town, very. spread out. >> Mhm. >> And I played rugby there. >> Barbecue. Everything about rugby. >> Rugby. >> Rugby. >> Did you just call it rug- rugby? Rug-. >> Rugby. >> Rugby. >> Rugby. >> Rugby. >> Rugby. >> There you go. >> What's your favorite thing about rugby? >> I like rugby because, um, you can be as. strong, as powerful as you want. It. never tells you You know, in some. women's sports they're like, "No, you. like that's a foul" or whatnot. Rugby, they're just like, "Go as hard as you.

can.". >> Mhm. >> You've ever been tackled? >> Uh, nah, I ain't been tackled. Nah, I don't I don't want to. >> Okay. >> I'll call the police if anybody decided. to tackle me in here. >> Do you think I could tackle you? >> Of course you can. You probably not stronger than me, though. >> I probably not, no. >> Arm wrestling, I'm probably. >> No, you should flex. It's not bad. >> What that mean, not bad?

>> That's not bad. >> See, that's a cheese tattoo. >> Is it really? >> cheese. Yeah. And right here, too. I. love the cheese. Cheese everything. >> Who's your favorite team? >> I don't care too much about it. >> Mhm. Basketball. >> likes the Giants. >> Oh, yeah, that's what's up. Cuz you from. New York. >> Vermont, so close. >> Oh. >> Good thing you did your research on me. >> Yeah, I did. You from New York. Your. favorite. songs are Backstreet Boys. I learned so much about you. I also. looked into like you are very open to. new things. Uh you drink water. Uh.

>> You sound like one of those fortune. tellers who's trying to scam. >> Yeah. >> Who just gives the most vague stuff. You are going to keep breathing. Uh my. birthday's August 12th. I'm a Leo. >> Mhm. What are you doing for your. birthday? >> Huh. Um I don't know yet. I'm going to. be 30 though. How old are you? >> Um 31. >> 31? What are What's your sign? >> Is that your sign of flirting with me? >> No, I was just I don't know why I do. that. I need to stop doing that. >> Yeah. I think we should do that every. time after we get to say something. I'm. a Gemini. What's yours? >> Leo.

>> What do you like to do for your. birthday? >> I don't know. Uh go out to like eat or. like um you know kids do this? Or I just like having a [music] drinks. with friends. I like cake. >> Mhm. Type of cake? >> Um carrot cake. >> Chocolate? [music]. >> Mhm. No. Um. >> Okay. Well, this is good. Uh. you got a long weekend. What is. something that you're looking forward. to? >> I'm looking forward to. um.

I parties? Partying? I hope there's chicken tenders. I hope there is hot people. >> Mhm. >> I hope there is alcohol. >> Late. >> I hope there is. >> 50 Cent. >> 50 Cent? Hope so. [snorts]. >> What is the cartoon that you remember. growing up like. like when you start to take over but you. were getting older. Mine was SpongeBob. I remember just watching SpongeBob. and I was like, "Wow, that was a good.

cartoon for like it kicked off.". >> Oh, I hear you. >> Oh, better yet. What's better? Cartoon. Network or Nickelodeon? >> Ooh. You know what? We never had cable. in my house. So, whenever we went. somewhere and they had cable, it was. like a big deal. Like we got to watch. Disney. >> Oh, you were poor, too? >> No, uh. middle class. >> Why didn't you have cable? >> Uh I'm not sure. >> I was poor. >> no, no. I think middle class. >> us. >> No, no, no, no, no. My parents were very. hard working. We were middle class. >> Yeah, well, no, we were.

>> [laughter]. >> middle class. >> It's okay. You came from the struggle. >> We read books. >> Because you had to have [ __ ] else to do. That's what your mama told. >> No, wrong. >> was so good to say we got books to read. because that's. >> ever feel like sometimes people say that. they were like came from humble. beginnings, poor, to make themselves. seem cooler? >> Yeah. Yeah, and then sometimes like yeah, that. is something to claim just to be like. yeah, I got it out the mud. >> Yeah. >> And it's like okay, what's next? >> Yeah, three bedroom house with a yard. and a driveway. >> And books. >> And books. >> Yeah.

>> That's like Victoria and Beckham's. documentary. Victoria Beckham was trying. to say she was like poor. >> Mhm. >> And he was like your dad drove a some. sort of expensive car. >> say this, people got their own. definition of poor. That's where we. going. >> Okay, I guess so, but there are some. people who I think that they try to say. it. >> Like Michael Jordan came from like the. trenches. Michael. >> Yes, there are people who really did, but I I feel like there's people who. it's okay to be middle class. >> Yeah, yeah. And just work hard and it's. okay to say that your mama and daddy. gave the best life for you. >> Yeah, right. >> Turn up. >> And then there's some people who just.

who are genuine really worked from the. trenches as you say. >> Yeah. Who's your favorite comedian? >> Uh, not you, but I would say like. Sebastian Maniscalco's funny. >> Mhm, good one. >> Caleb Hearon. >> Good one. Adam Sandler. >> Is he like I guess he's comedic actor, yeah. >> Mhm. >> Would you consider yourself a comedian? >> Uh, I see. >> ever done stand up? >> Yeah, I do. >> How is it? >> It's amazing. >> Do you like it? >> Yeah. It's it's actually something to. grow into, something to take your time. and care, you know, don't get in it for. the money cuz the money.

>> Right. >> Yeah. [snorts]. >> Did you ever like not bomb, but I feel. like there's going to be moments where. like it the crowd does not work for you. and you learn, huh? >> No, I feel like I had put on my best. every time I didn't went on the stage. and I always want to get better. So. that's where really just God, I feel. like God has a cloud over me where it's. like I know you care, so I'm always. protect you. So, I haven't had a dark. night before. >> [ __ ] All right, well, where can I find. this on YouTube? On the tube? >> No, I'mma invite you to one of my shows. You in LA, right? >> Yeah. >> I got a show coming up. >> Oh my god, yeah. >> Yeah, so I'm. >> Make me laugh.

>> Yeah. So, then you let me know. >> Yeah, okay. >> Every night. >> notes. >> Yeah, and then tell me what I can work. on. >> Can you give me a joke now? >> Uh, okay. You sure? >> Yeah. >> All right, I'm like, cuz I go dark when. I'm like, I got to respect. [music]. Uh, let's see. I got it. I got it. Got one. What do you. All right, let me go. I'm I'm going. And. it's going to be good. This is going to. be the hard joke here. All right. >> I'm ready to laugh. >> Okay.

>> I'll tell you what. >> What do you call. somebody. Hmm. >> How about you just save it? I'll I'll. watch it live. >> no, I got it. What do you call somebody. that. always want to make a profit off of. things? >> Always want to A [music] hustler. >> Okay. >> What's the answer?

>> I was going to say it, but I'm not. >> Say it. >> Huh? >> I want to laugh. Say it. Say it. >> I I just go light. I go light. All. right, okay. Knock knock. >> Knock Who's there? >> Barbie. >> Barbie who? >> Q. I'm just going to keep it real light. >> That was terrible. I don't want to go to. your show. >> No, all right. See? >> Is that what I'm going to expect? >> No, you're not going to expect that. >> Those. >> now, we just in a room full of like, you. know? >> Or do you do like sexual sexual jokes?

>> No, you know what? I don't. And I said I. need to start going into like sharing my. lifestyle, how that is. So, no, not. that. >> Do you swear in your shows? >> No. Swear mean cuss, right? >> Yeah, yeah. But sometimes people I feel. like use the. >> I don't like cussing a lot. >> to make it funnier. >> Yeah, and they don't. >> It don't. >> Yeah, that's [ __ ]. >> There's sometimes when they can use it, but when you use it so much, I'm like, "Stop it." What's your full name? >> Uh Marco Javon Marquis Henderson. Summers. I got two last. >> Really? >> Cuz my dad my mama had It was between. two dudes who could be in my daddy, and.

my mama gave me both their last names. Yeah. >> There you go. Mine. is Alana Delson Rosa Mar. >> That's cute. >> Thank you. >> That's beautiful. >> Thank you. >> What we doing? >> ever let your take your wife's last. name? Or would you make her take all. three of yours? >> Mhm. It is What What do you call a dude. that takes his life wife's name? Does. that mean something? I didn't know that. Is that good or bad? >> I think it's something happening more. and more now. >> Yeah. I'd probably take her last name. because I feel like my last name come. with [ __ ]. >> Okay. >> You know, we all broke. How am I going. to give you my last name? You know, [ __ ].

around and be broke. Um type [ __ ] Well, Rael, I'm going to give you my positive. message. Uh. I do my first, and then you do yours. >> Right? >> hello, Rael. I want you to know that. it's important that you wake up and be. you because you're the only person. As long as you can blink, think, and. walk, those are a blessing. Always. understand that some people. are looking at you, and they're happy. for what you do. So, clap for others as you receive. claps.

That was a good one. Now you do yours. >> Off that, just to reiterate, um definitely be yourself. I think it's. the easiest thing for you to be, and the. most the best. We use the word authentic. a lot, but it's okay to be authentic. Um. strong is beautiful, strong is powerful. It's an amazing thing to be. Keep grinding out there, ladies, and get up on that. >> That was good. Get up on that [ __ ]. >> Get up on that [ __ ].

>> When it comes to your life, get up on. it. >> When it comes to your life and what you. want, get up on that [ __ ]. >> Type [ __ ]. >> Type [ __ ]. >> All right, Let's wrap up applause. THAT'S IT. CUT.