Magician Justin Willman Breaks Marco's Brain
Okay. >> What can you do with that? Anything. Hold on. This This [ __ ] just. robbed me. >> You said you want to turn into a 100. >> I Yeah. >> 100 pennies. >> You ever solve a Rubik's cube? >> Yeah. >> You got you got a long word. I got a.
long word. >> Okay, shut the book. Shut the book. >> What's your word? >> Recommendation. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Recommendation. >> Tenderism. [music]. This episode is brought to you by. Sunglass Hut. Only a moment. >> Hello, world. Um, what's your. [clears throat] real name? >> Justin. >> Justin? Mhm. >> You look like Justin Timberlake, too.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> All right, guys. We're here with Justin. Uh Justin, can you give people a. backstory like who you are, what you do, what you like to do? >> I mean, I am a uh magician by trade. I. do like to do that. >> You do music? >> Uh I listen to music. >> I'll be getting that word mixed up. What's the musician? Is like musician. That's a m What's it. >> magician? >> Magician and mute. >> Yeah, >> it's the my subtle. It's Mu Mamu. Mamu. >> almost had you.
>> Yeah. I wish. >> You're also on tour, too. >> You what? >> You're on tour, too? >> I'm on tour. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, what uh what are people expecting. when they come to your show? >> Hopefully, not music. >> Yeah. >> They will be sadly disappointed. >> Yeah. But you're a musician, so you can. do that. >> But I am a musician. A m uh what? Be a. music magician. A musician. >> Mhm. >> Musician. >> Yeah, >> that makes sense, right? >> Mhm. >> I'm on tour doing music. >> All right. All right. So, how do you. feel about the card trick thing? Do you. feel like that's too easy? >> I mean, it depends on the card trick.
>> Mhm. >> You know, >> so if I give you $20 right now, you can. make it disappear. >> Yeah. >> Who got some money on there real quick? Who got some cash? >> Oh, no. I don't want your money cuz your. money already probably tricky. >> Okay. >> $20 bill. >> Now, tell me what we could do with this. >> What do you want me to do with it? What. can we make this? We can make this into. $100. >> But other than that, what can we do with. $20? What can. >> magic by request right now from me? Okay. >> Just anything. >> Is this real?
>> Well, you holding it. >> Where'd you get this from? >> Got it from the guy. >> Yeah, it's real. >> Okay. >> What can you do with that? >> If I can fold it. >> Okay. That's how magicians do this a lot. >> Yeah. to throw you off. >> Yeah, but they cuz you know you always. think like what's in that hand and I. just want you to know before you even. ask nothing, >> right? >> Okay. >> Did it throw you off?
>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Hold on. This This [ __ ] just. robbed me. You turned it into a dollar. >> You said you want to turn into a. hundred. >> I Yeah. 100 pennies. >> Was there a miscommunication? I thought. you said. >> Can y'all do that in slow motion, too? This what we going to do. We going to. catch them on here this far. So, I want.
everybody to take these clips on TikTok. Slow it down at 0.2.2.2. and we going to get your ass. >> Okay. I would love to see that. So look, let's say this. Like you go to prison. You can do magic in there, too. >> Why did I go to prison? >> If you can go to prison, that would be. dope. >> If I can. >> Yeah. >> You want this back? >> Thank you. >> I mean, I want the TW. All right. >> What? What about Why' I go to prison? What about the We just. >> No, I'm saying if you can't go to prison.
and do like magic for the like, you. know, the hood. >> I could. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to run out of tricks though. after another week. >> You're going to become the trick. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> Can people trust you? You married? >> Uh-huh. >> Like, how does she trust you? [snorts]. >> I'm an honest liar. >> Mhm. >> So, >> that's what's up. >> I'll tell you that I'm lying when I walk. on stage, but I'm not lying. Like, I'm. I'm lying. >> Look at this. Where's Fargo? Cuz you. just took my money. They calling. >> Fargo.
>> Yes. >> Hello. >> Yes. Yeah, this is Marco. >> Yes. >> I'm late on my car payment. That got. nothing to do with you. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> I'm going to pay it later. >> Um, yeah. My wife can trust me. >> So, how long have you been doing like. [music] what is like you different? Are.
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Sunglass Hut. Own your moment. >> Have you ever done magic? >> No. [music] You never even tried it? >> Well, I did do magic. What I did was I. was, you know, making love. Left some. stuff in her and the baby came out. >> I [music] know that one. >> Yeah, >> I know that one. >> Whole human. >> How many times you done that trick? >> She had three times. Three different. baby mas. >> Wow. >> Yeah. I keep it going. Probably going to. get to 10. >> I could teach you a trick that does not. involve [music]. uh making a baby. >> Okay. What is it?
>> You You have some phones. How many. phones you have? >> I got three. I got two right now. >> Yeah. Let me grab my phone. I. [clears throat] left my phone out here. just so I could be in the moment. >> Okay. Okay. That's what's up. I need to. start doing that. >> Yes. >> Yeah. This is Marco. >> Yes. >> Um this is uh. this is not entry- level magic. This is. some next level stuff. Okay. So, lock. the phone. >> Mhm. >> Lock it. And uh do you uh you know you.
know what static electricity is? >> Uh what's that? Just like. >> like when you rub like when you rub a. balloon on your [clears throat] head and. stuff. So rub your rub your phone on. your hair. >> Okay. And then put your phone on the on. the floor. And then hold your hands above the. phone. >> Mhm. >> Right. And then a little static. electricity will start to form. [music]. And then. wait for it.
Hold on. Well, you know, keep practicing. >> How I know that this case ain't. connected to a magnum? To a magnum? >> Yeah, I meant magnet. So, I'm saying cuz that I could What if. that K? >> Ask me to think of any number from 1 to. 10. >> All right. 1 to 10. All right. Think of. a number between 1 and 10.
>> Okay. H. All right, let me get a piece. of paper. So, we got this and a marker. You can guess what number I can write. down or something. >> No, I was going to see if you could. guess what number I'm thinking of. >> Uh, 1 through 10. >> Mhm. >> Pick one. >> Got it. >> All right. Seven. >> Yes. [laughter]. >> All right. I'm going to write down a. number. You tell me what number I wrote. down. How about that? >> Okay. >> Uh, it's going to be between 1 through. 20. Okay. >> All right. You did it. >> Yep. The [clears throat] high or low? Don't.
tell me. >> what is it. >> high or low? >> Um, >> wait. 11. Was it? >> It's 11. >> Damn. >> Hold on. All right. Let me go. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Got it. >> You're writing yourself. You wrote. another number. >> Yeah. You know what? >> What? I think he know the movement of a.
letter. Hold on. Think [clears throat]. he's smart. Hold on. I gotta think cuz. see. >> I won't even watch. I I don't have to. watch you. I mean I listen. I don't I. don't have powers. >> Okay, here we go. We going to write down. This is a new number. Uh, here we go. >> I heard a lot of movement there with. that pen. >> That was to trick you. >> Did you write You just wrote a number. It sound like sound like you wrote a. sentence or something. >> No, it's one it's one number. Uh, you're trying to trick him. Four.
>> No way. [laughter]. >> Is it? >> Yeah. >> Uh, >> what is something we should ask him to. do? Like, cuz this [ __ ] on the spot. >> How about this? Uh, you like books? >> Yeah, I know how to read. >> I brought a book. >> Okay. >> I brought my uh I brought my Bible. >> Okay. [sighs] Okay. It's Harry Potter. >> Mhm. >> Mhm. That one look like he look like he.
spin around. You read Have you read it? >> I ain't never read a book in my life to. be honest. >> I ain't never read a book in my life to. be honest. >> All right. So I can pick a one a short. book. >> Uh Judy B. Jones for a little [music]. bit. That was the pictures. Uh Judy B. Jones for a little bit. >> Oh, what's that? Uh the Caterpillar. book. >> Very hungry caterpillar. >> Yeah, >> that's a good one. Yeah, it is. >> Cuz the the the pages have the holes in. it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You read that to the kids, >> huh? >> Have you read that to your the kids?
>> No, not I. I just read it. I don't I. don't read to my kids. >> I don't I don't read to my kids. It's. kind of not They ain't smart to read to. them. >> No. >> No. >> Why? >> Because they going to know I can't read. >> Oh. >> All right. So, I can pick a word and you. going to know what I got. >> Well, >> uh, >> that's me making up my own thing. Can I. got a word I'm locked in on? >> Pick a long word. Don't pick an easy. one. >> I I got one. >> like a multiple multi. What do you say? Don't say the word, but multi-el. lots of syllables. >> How do you say it?
>> Can you tell if I point at the word, they can see it on camera? >> Don't let me see it. >> No, on camera. >> Oh, can they see it? >> Is it a long word? Camera. >> Yeah, you see it or is it too? >> Don't tell me. Okay. How many letters is it? >> Uh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. It's about nine. Okay. Mhm.
>> Um, think of the first letter. >> Mhm. >> What's the first letter of the word? >> K. >> K. Mhm. >> [laughter]. >> This is crazy. >> All right, I'll go for the whole word. I'll let them see you. Close your eyes.
>> Yeah. All right. Okay. I think I. misspelled it. What's the word you're thinking of? >> H. >> What's the word? And knowledgement. >> Knowledgeable. >> What? [laughter]. >> Knowledgeable. >> Yeah. >> Knowledgeable. >> Okay. Now I'm about to call Pudgy. Cuz. you can't guess a number that they hit.
it. >> Hold on. You can. >> Who's Who's Pudgy? >> Pudgy is the fitness trainer. It's time. for Pudgy. >> Why is Pudgy the the mind I can't crack? What's. >> uh Pudgy is He's the guy. >> All right, Pudgy. Guess what? We here. with a [ __ ] musician. [laughter]. My favorite. >> Yep. And he think he can crack your. mind. >> Let's do it. >> What's up, Hudgy? How you doing? >> What's good, my guy? >> How's it going, dude? >> How you doing, my baby?
>> I'm good. You ready to do the bit we set. up? >> Yep. >> You think I didn't prepare for this, Marco? >> A magician. >> Yeah. What did he say? >> You said musician. That's a magician. [laughter]. >> Same thing, dude. >> Okay. >> All right. Let's see if you can correct. my. >> Okay. You want Tell him the parameters. >> Which? Oh, >> tell him to think of a number. >> Think of a number. >> I got it. >> You promise you got it? >> Got my number. >> Write it in his phone. In the other.
person's phone. >> I got it. [snorts]. >> He's Let me see. Let me see the number. >> Can he see it? >> Yeah. Just No, he can't see it. Okay. All right. And what? So, this is just. one through 100, right? >> Yeah, that's my number. >> All right. Just do All right. We could. do 1 through 50. >> We can do 1 through 50. >> All right. 1 through 50. [laughter]. Okay. Hold up.
Okay. [laughter]. >> Got my number right now. >> What number are you thinking of? >> Want me to say it? >> Yeah. >> How about you just show me? I feel like. if I say it, it automatically goes on. your board. You just Why don't you just. say it? >> How about you just show me since you got. it? [laughter]. >> I feel like I'mma say it. It's going to. appear on the board. >> Okay, hold up.
>> Nope. >> Lee, >> I don't know what number that is. >> Huh? >> I don't know if he can do it. >> I don't know if I like Pudgy. >> If I don't say it, he won't know. It. can't pop up on this board. >> Pudgy, are you driving right now? I want to see my number. >> Okay. It's hard when the person's not. here in person. Uh, >> let's take it easy on them. Let's do a. new number. 1 through 10. >> Okay, I got it. >> Yeah, you got it. All right, put it. down. Let me see it. >> You're not putting down how much you. weigh. Okay, bet.
>> What's your number? >> You I got to say it. >> You say it. >> Six. >> Six. [laughter]. >> Come on, bro. He I don't I Why you. didn't get the first one? [snorts]. >> Huh? >> Why [laughter] you didn't get the first. one when I didn't stay? >> Focus on the positive. >> That's You're not good, bro. >> I I'm not good. Or maybe you didn't do. your do a good enough job on your end.
sending me the number. >> Oh, can you guess his mama name? Let's. do that. >> Yeah. What's my mama name? >> You ask all the guests to guess his. mama's name? >> Yeah. >> I do one even easier for you. How many. times did I eat today? >> Three. >> Whoa. Good, bro. [laughter]. He good. My third meal. >> No. Are you serious? >> Facts. >> It's only morning time. >> It's 3:00. >> How many How'd you eat three times. already?
>> Cuz I ate at 1 and two. >> All right. Pudgy. >> All right. >> Nice to meet you, Pudgy. >> This This I still don't get here. Um, who want to pick a bird in here? Uh, uh, this your twin. I'm going to tell your. twin. Come up here. You [music]. >> come here. >> All right. >> Okay. >> I don't want you to think of You want to. Or do you want to just think of any. word? >> No. Just think uh No, I got to think of. any word. >> No, get it out of here. Don't get. scared. Don't get scared now.
>> You want a long word? I got a long word. >> I mean, yeah, if you want. >> Yeah, I got one. Well, a lot of word, but you think of I. mean there's a lot of ones. Um, >> how many words in life it is? >> How many words in life? >> Yeah. How many numbers words of how many. numbers of words? >> You got You got a long word. >> I got a long word. >> Okay. Shut the book. Shut the book. Think of the first letter. What was the.
first letter of your word? >> R. >> R. [music] Okay. We're on the We're on. the right track here. R. So, I had I had. R. Okay, I had R. >> Um, I'll let you see my thought process. Okay, so we start with R. Okay. Right. I'll let you read his mind. >> Uh, recommendation. >> What's your word? >> Recommendation. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Recommendation. >> Tenderism.
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with their kids, their teenagers, we got. grandparents. >> I got somebody for you. Hold on. >> You got somebody for me? >> Yes, I will do. Yes. This so I know who. it is. >> Yo, >> what are you doing? >> I'm working. What are you doing? >> I got some white on white crime. I got a. musician right here. He do magic. And I. want you to try to crack his coat real. quick. Can you crack uh We're live right. now, too. Um. >> Okay. >> What's up? How's it going? >> Something. Get him caught up. >> I'm Justin. >> What's a What's a task we can do?
>> Nice to meet you. What's your name? >> Uh Tristan. >> Can you guess how old he is? >> Tristan. Uh [snorts]. uh 34. >> What the [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> Uh 27. >> Oh, okay. >> What you trying to say? How he look? >> We'll cut the edit right after you said. what the [ __ ] cuz it sounded like I was. right. >> Yeah. >> Can you guess how OD is? >> Tristan. Uh [snorts]. uh 34. >> What the [ __ ].
>> What's your What's your zip code where. you are right now? >> 30315. >> Oh, he's not around here right now. 30315 is in Atlanta, Georgia, I believe. you are. >> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Uh. >> guy knows zip codes real well. >> I got a deck of cards. >> Okay. >> I was going to do this for Marco, but. I'll do this for you. I. >> Hell yeah. I feel special. I now I don't. know if you could tell. You probably. can't unless you've got X-ray vision, but there's one card facing the other. way in the deck. So, there's 52 cards,
but one of them is facing the wrong way. >> What card do you think's facing the. wrong way? >> Ace of spades. >> Okay. Now, that it might be. That's a. very common guess, you know, because. that's the most popular card in the. deck. >> So, you can stick with the ace of. spades. And now that I've let you know, it's a little, you know, >> okay, I got. >> cliche. You could change your mind. I. just want you to be happy. >> Yeah, I'm gonna change my mind. >> because I know afterwards you'd be like, "Of course it was the Ace of Spades.
That's what everybody says.". >> Yeah. >> Of course I could be saying this right. now just to get you to change your mind. cuz I I messed up. >> Yeah. No. >> Classic musician. >> All right. What is it? >> It's the nine of hearts. >> Nine of hearts. >> Final answer. >> Let's see. This is exciting. Check it out. We'll go through here. Oh, there it is. One card. One card facing. the opposite way. I'm not a liar. >> Mhm. >> Oh, this guy's good. Oh,
>> nine of hearts. >> Oh, man. >> It gives me a headache. >> I feel like you're thinking about it too. much. >> I mean, yeah, I am cuz I'm seeing it. Y'all got What you got, Jay? I know you. smart. You can't outsmart Jay. >> What's Jay's zip code? Where you from. originally, Jay? >> 300023. >> Oh, okay. You've got you got you've got. a you've got a uh that's Decar, Georgia, I believe. You've got a region there. >> What's your zip code? >> 77406. 77406 is Richmond, Texas. >> Yeah.
>> How he just know all this [ __ ] What. about you, the sound man? >> Uh 91344. >> Uh well, that's Southern California. 91344. I believe is Granada Hills. I believe. >> I don't even know what the hell that is. >> Three blocks. Three blocks from the. dispensary, I believe. Yeah. >> 93536. >> Where? >> 93536. >> 93536. is Lancaster, California. >> Yeah. >> Oh,
>> Courtzill maybe more specifically. >> I got a headache. I'm just like. [laughter]. no. Hey, you guess where you from? He. ain't even talk. He the sound guy. Yo, I'm sitting here with somebody that know. magic, right? What is something that you. think we can get him on? He know. numbers. Yeah, he know numbers. Like if. you tell him your zip code, he'll say. where it's from. What's your zip code, Martin? Like where you from? Like the. zip code that you stayed in the house? >> 6629. >> So Midwest 60629 is Chicago, I believe.
Chicago. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Tell them the one you're at right. now. >> 30331. >> 30331. That's down in Georgia. 30331 is. Atlanta. You're in Atlanta. You're in. Atlanta proper. You are in an office. >> Not an office, but yeah, I'm in Atlanta. >> Okay. >> You are in the kitchen. I can see now. >> Oh, yeah. I'm in the kitchen right now. >> All right. He played basketball, too. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, can you guess his jersey number? [laughter].
>> Martin, what's your jersey? What's your. favorite jersey number? You got a number. that you got specifically? >> Yeah. >> That you always go with? >> Yeah. >> Okay. It's a good one. That's tough cuz I told you I'm I'm not. really a big sports guy. Uh. >> this [clears throat] is not What's his. favorite number? >> Eight. >> Is it eight? >> It's crazy. That was my professional. number. >> Oh my god. I got to call you back, [ __ ]. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Oh my god.
>> That was his professional number. He. says, "Oh, he played pro.". >> Yes. >> Oh, that's cool. >> Oh, you know what? >> What? >> You can't get my boy React. >> Love it. React is the guy. Most handsome. guy. He a model. >> What's up? >> All right. >> Hold on. Get in the camera. React. Everybody say hi to React. It's React. [laughter]. >> What's up, React? >> Okay. Look, I'm sitting here. He do. magic. So, uh, he going to talk to you. and figure out.
>> what's your zip code? >> Uh, 55901. >> Oh, that's different. 559. >> 01. Roa uh Rochester, I believe. >> Hold. How'd you know that? >> Yeah, cuz I know I know him. I'm just so. confused. I don't know who to get. You. did everything. >> We don't need to get it. >> You got some What about you? He's smart. He got glasses on. What you got? >> Zip. >> No, [ __ ] the zip code [ __ ] [laughter]. >> What is some just in like something? Let's Let's Let's get him. >> You ever uh you ever solve a Rubik's.
cube? >> Yeah, I saw those before. >> Have you Have you ever solved one? >> No, I have never. I just said I never. solved one. >> Oh, but you've seen it. >> Yeah. Mix it up. All right. >> Good. Yep.
>> You can show it to the people there. That's good. Okay. You feel good about that? Here. You. You don't know where this thing has. been? You should wipe your hands off. This is. You've seen people solve it really quick. like with their hands, right? >> Yeah. When I was little. >> with it like boom boom boom boom boom. boom boom. I'm not going to do that. I'm. not going to solve it with my hands. here. I'm going to do uh.
I've seen this before. I've man in black.
What? [laughter]. >> Are you praying? >> Not yet. >> You got three prayers a month. You got. to use them wisely. >> Do you pray? >> Yeah, I pray. >> How many times this month? Uh, I ain't used them all up just two. times. >> Well,
>> people got to understand God works. everywhere. China, Africa. So sometimes. he's overseas, >> right? >> So overall, it's a prayer box. >> It goes in there and he goes through. them. >> and Yeah. If you didn't pray for the. same stuff, sometimes he going to. overlook it. >> He He throttles it. >> Yeah. Cuz I wanted I know my cousin, he'd be like, "Give me another chance. God ain't going to do it again." He got. out of prison. Guess what? He back. And if you don't use your prayers, do. they roll over? >> Keep them.
>> Oh, >> this ain't like cell phone minutes. >> It's not. Okay. >> Mhm. >> Remember, >> how does this He just did that [ __ ] with. his That's Y'all not get Do y'all see. what's going on, bro? And this this is. just right here. So, I can't imagine. what he doing on tour. Like, >> you should come see a show cuz I think. you'd feel less uh. >> mad cuz. [laughter]. >> what is going on? I told you I'm at lunch. [ __ ]. >> I don't give a [ __ ] I'm sitting here. with a musician and he does magic over. the phone and I want you to call this.
[ __ ] out. >> What's your zip code? >> 35172. >> 35172. You're in uh. uh Traver, Alabama. >> How do you know that? [laughter]. >> Oh, County Line. You're on County Line. at a habachi place there, right? >> How you know? You had the chicken, [laughter]. >> boy. Shut up. >> It was good, right? >> Boy, shut the [laughter] [ __ ] up.
>> Five stars. >> How you How you not I live in 35111. >> What's that? >> I live in 35111. >> Uh 35111. Uh no, Della. Is that what they call it? Uh Mckela. Mckela, Alabama. How do you be knowing this [ __ ]. >> Well, you just told me the zip code. [clears throat]. >> 35172. Wait, I already said that one. >> Yeah. >> 35243. >> 35243. 35 35243.
Birmingham, I believe. Right. >> You're googling this [ __ ]. >> I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm. not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. >> You keep getting I. >> I've been to Alabama. >> You just You just know zip codes. >> Yeah. And I do like your. Yeah, that's my superpower. [laughter]. >> That is your superpower. >> No, he know other stuff too, >> you know. Yeah. >> What else do you know? >> Oh, okay. He has a hobby, right? >> Yeah, >> he has a hobby. And he And what do you.
feel like he has? It's not normal, but. he has something that people usually. don't have. >> You have a superpower as well. >> Yeah. >> No, it's not him. It's something that he. own. What does he own? It's something. Oh, at his house. Uh-huh. >> Do you sell dairy? >> No. >> You should. [laughter].
>> What you trying to say? >> Just uh look like you have supple hands. >> Don't piss me off. >> Listen, I I'm not like a I haven't been. to his house. >> Huh? >> I haven't been to his house. I know, but. you should guess it. What do you think. it is? >> Well, based on the clues you're giving. me, it sounds like he owns a uh you. know, is is it an something that's. living that he owns? Yeah. Uh. >> alpacas. >> You ain't that good of a psychic if you. don't. >> Yeah. No, I'm not a psychic. I'm just.
[laughter]. >> Well, you're. What does he do? He's comedian. >> Yeah, he a comedian. >> Oh, comedian. Okay. Uh. >> you ain't thought I was funny yet? >> No, you've been very funny. His name is. Matt Matthews. >> Don't piss me off. >> Matt Matthews.com. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I don't know what you own, but I. would love to pop by when I'm when I'm. in Alabama. >> Okay. Come on. >> Uh, will your animals fit inside of a. backpack? >> Some of them.
>> Oh, boy. Okay. [laughter]. Wow. Okay. All right, [ __ ]. [laughter]. He has a farm. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, so he's got a bunch of animals. >> Yeah. So he said dairy. I'm like. >> Oh, so he has cows. >> Yes. >> Oh, I could tell cuz he had the chicken. He didn't eat the beef. >> Yeah. >> Huh. I got a headache. I don't know what y.
got. Like I feel undefeated. Like I. really and this like I said this is. minor and this is this is live for you. to have all this information as a. person. What do we call you? You was. like this in school. >> I uh was observant and curious. >> Mhm. >> But and lucky. >> So you know the you played the lotto. before? >> I I recently did for the first time. >> Uhhuh. >> Did not win. >> Mhm. >> Cuz it's so that's different. It's so. much. But if I did win, people people.
like you would be like, "You just. cheated.". >> You wouldn't even believe it. >> Like if we if we if we play cards. and I won, you wouldn't think it's cuz I. was good at cards. You think it's cuz I. cheated. >> Mhm. >> You want to play cards? >> No, I don't. How many fingers am I holding up? >> Just one. >> But how in this hand? Oh, [laughter]. [gasps]. how many? You're not giving me the.
finger. >> No. >> Okay. How many fingers are you holding. up? I mean, it's from one to five. I'm. going to say you're. holding five. >> No. >> Well, behind your hand, you're holding. up five. >> But no. >> Oh, >> four. Four. Yeah. Okay. >> Okay. What about. >> Sorry. now. >> Uh, two maybe.
>> Okay, that's good. Okay, what about now? >> Uh, two, three, four, five. I think you're. going to be tricky and you're going to. take it keep it at two. >> Oh [laughter] my god. Right. >> Oh yeah. >> It's just lucky. Do you get stressed. out? Like what's the secret to life that. you can give people with frustration or. getting upset? Like. >> I mean you you don't think better when. you're stressed and upset. So I try to. stay.
calm, >> right? >> Keep my wits about me, right? >> So am I weird? Because I feel like I. meet I have this narrative that I didn't. met everybody in life already. It's just. [clears throat] different forms of how. you look. So if you didn't met somebody. that's a thief, they a thief. If you. didn't met a girl that's innocent, I. know when I meet a good girl because I. didn't met versions of good girls, but I. feel like souls are repeated. It's just. a new image to them. And it's like. somebody that you know doesn't care or. someone that's just so disrespectful. I. didn't met.
>> so I can feel. >> energy. Yeah. >> And I feel like I'm weird when I say. that to people when I talk to them. Like. I didn't met. >> you before. I just have to, you know. So. when you meet somebody, you think of the. whoever. you just uh San Francisco. >> You did? >> Yeah. >> So you think maybe it was me? >> No, it wasn't. He was black. >> Well, I was going to say in a different. >> Yes. >> package, >> right? And I'm like really in shock like.
you know and I think people and I you. know a word that I don't like and you. can tell me when people say it seems. like you're cool. Like seems is a filler. word. is like you should know what's in. front of you. >> Seems like um. >> when people say I seem like you seem. like a nice guy. It's just like. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You should know what it is because. you've been living for this long and you. didn't met these multiple different. people. Like. >> no one's it's it's like this every it's. a lot of same [ __ ] You know what I'm. saying? >> Like a thief going to be a thief. A.
lover going to be a lover. Like somebody. happy is going to be happy. A negative. person going to be negative. And it's. just like the world is all jumbled up. It's like uno cards. Do you ever find. that you get surprised or proven wrong. about what you thought somebody was and. then they show you a different. >> uh No, sometimes I have to just uh. what's that called? Off of potential. I. feel like that the potential of changing. and being and that's when I get upset. where I feel like you could be better or. you could be this. >> Well, another way to look at it look at. it is that that if souls come back in.
different vessels, maybe you. have been everybody that you meet. So. you see yourself in them. So I am you. You are me. >> Maybe that's how I know what you're. thinking. >> H. that makes sense. I don't take death. like highly. Like I don't get sad. because I understand it's going to. happen. >> Uh-huh. >> So what do you feel about people like. that and they say it's ne divergent. where like I don't have a feeling like. >> I mean you don't want to die.
>> I'm okay with dying. Like if a plane starts going down, you're not going to be screaming, right? But you probably prefer the pilot figure. it out, right? >> Uh yeah, but I'm just going to be. looking around who's screaming like, "Wow, we gone already.". >> Yeah. >> But screaming is like a lot of energy. and I don't want to die in pain. >> Have you had a near-death experience? >> No. >> Do you want to? >> I want to be a superhero or something. I. feel like if something was to go on, I. don't mind sacrificing myself to help. >> That's noble. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I mean, because overall I already. know what to expectction of life. Like. it's like we're living to die. Like we're going to die. So it's just. like it's not something that I'm afraid. of happening. Like I know it's going to. happen, >> right? But don't you think about like I. probably. care more about wanting to not die now. that I have kids. >> But this is my thing. It's important. that you leave something behind for. them. That's more important because as a. kid.
>> you you know what I'm saying about oh he. gone but just. >> being able to leave like insurance and. everything money for them that's. important other than that leaving a. memory with them and understanding that. they know you exist. >> it's okay. >> but you you're you thought of that as a. kid. >> Mhm. Like the older I get. >> as a kid, it's like. >> when you see people with money and they. like through their dad like my dad is. about to buy a school, my dad is. bringing me lunch. It's like damn, I. wish my daddy can do that. >> Field trips, money, clothes, money, new.
games, money. So as a kid, you just. think. >> money. You probably want me to kid, but. I just want time. >> Mhm. >> But the older you get, you realize time. is more important than money. >> And time is money. >> Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, how do you feel about people that or. that that's just kind of like emotion. like is this really don't like crying? I'm not good. Don't cry to me cuz if I. can't help you, it's like cuz if you're. crying, I would want to try to figure. out what I can do to help.
>> Right. >> Like other than that, it's just like. you're just crying. >> Do you remember the last time you cried? >> It was an emotional cry. I was listening. to Kanye West. >> He's a great magician. >> Yes. And I was just listening to him like. just happy like you just actually can. just you're just a good person like no. matter what happened the day that you do. leave this earth you going to get a lot. of things said about you. >> and it's going to be positive and that's. a beautiful thing. So tears of joy. >> Hey you cried when you heard that song. before? >> Yeah it's really dope. It's like a tear. like wow.
>> Yeah. Are you um a person like do you. get sad like. uh. not a lot. >> So you emotionally. >> I even thought about that. >> You're emotional. >> No, I'm not emotionless. I get maybe I'm. more stoic like I I'm I'm a happy. person. >> Mhm. But I I try not to get too down.
with the lows or too high with the. highs, >> you know. >> I feel the same way. >> cuz no one wants to swing like that, you. know. >> Um, another question. Um, it's a thing. called like RPT shirts. Uh, do white. people wear RPT shirts? >> RPT? >> Like when people die, like in our. sometimes in our culture, we get a shirt. and put it on there. >> Uhhuh. Their face of the person. Yeah. And do you have you ever did that? >> Uh-uh. >> It's kind of crazy. It's sweet.
>> I just feel like don't just put you. don't want to have some. >> I mean, my brother have it. He got a RP. t-shirt and he wear it all the time. He. be playing basketball in it. >> Stands for. >> rest in peace. >> But when he get when he get his t-shirt, he like wear it for fashion. He be. playing basketball in it. >> Yeah. He's sweating in it. >> Yeah. I'm like, "Come on, man.". >> Yeah. Does it look good? >> It's It get So when you wash it, it. start to get wrinkled. >> Bedazzled. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But that's another conversation for.
later. But uh other than that, I feel. like um we was just talking about that. uh I feel like I'm neurody divergent. You know what that mean? >> I think I think so. >> Yeah. >> Which is just uh you're. think differently than the. whatever average is. >> person. >> That's I don't know. That's more. interesting to me than what's the. opposite of neurode divergent? just. just boring. >> Think I don't know. A lot of people. think Kame.
>> I think uh it's like A B C D thinkers. We like Z. >> Uhhuh. >> thinkers. >> That's probably why you're funny. >> Yeah. I just feel like um a lot of. people be worried about what other. people are doing and I feel like. uh just let them be them and you just. worry about what you know what I'm. saying the room that you're in. >> Mhm. So many people are driving their. cars and looking back and that's how you. cause a wreck. >> Yeah.
>> And so for everything that you're doing, it's like a power. It's frustrating me. because it's like powerful like your. mind is for what you're doing. I know. it's it's it's not easy just to have the. mindset that you have. >> Thank you. Yeah. It's uh. sometimes I'm uncomfortable with how. powerful it can be. >> cuz it make you feel odd. Uh it makes me feel uh sometimes. dishonest when I don't want to be.
because it's I'm doing something through. uh dishonest means that can elicit a. very authentic reaction from somebody. and sometimes I feel guilty for. using an illusion to make them feel. something powerful. Mhm. >> You know, but I'm probably just. overthinking it. >> Mhm. >> So,
>> wow. >> Yeah. >> So, do you see how your and we going to. be you see how your life going to play. out? >> Um, no. I mean, I hope it plays out. I I don't I. don't know. I kind of like I I wanted to. become a. magician since I was. 10. So I now I got to do that. And I. always wanted to be a dad. So I got to. do that.
>> So uh. I'm happy. I hope it just keeps playing out for a. long time. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. My kids are young enough right now. that they still think I'm actually. magic. You know, like when they're a. little older, they'll probably see that. it's not real and they'll get. disappointed just like my wife did. But. >> until then, I'm just kind of live in the. moment, you know? >> Mhm. >> Mhm. >> It's amazing. >> Yeah. >> You got a lot of like. aura on you. You know how to make people. happy. Thank you.
>> But you don't know what makes you happy. >> Uh well, making people happy makes me. happy. >> I know. But besides that, >> but that's a vicious circle. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. I'd rather if I couldn't if I. couldn't create a service, it's like I. feel like there's no point in me being. here. >> Uh-huh. >> Cuz it's fun. >> Yeah. We're people pleasers. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's why we're always watching. the one person in the audience who maybe. doesn't look pleased. We're like, "What's up with that?". >> Yeah. >> Who invited my uncle here? Yeah. >> I said the same thing. That's crazy that.
you say that. >> Yeah. >> And it irks me. It makes me go even. harder. >> Why? Cuz you had it. >> Cuz I'm going to make everybody else. enjoy it and you just sit in it. >> Yeah. on stage. I see that. >> and I just see somebody sitting there. and I was like, "Okay, >> the show becomes for that person.". >> Yeah. >> We going to hang out one day after this. >> Uh you got to say it more masculine. >> Uh.
>> like let's go uh go out and chill. >> We should uh Yeah. >> with the ladies. >> Yeah. Plural. We We should go out and uh. prowl it up one day. >> No, it ain't good. >> We should uh we should uh. see you at the club one day. >> That sounds like what? But one day seems. like it would never happen cuz it was. just randomly. I said, "You got. >> I just didn't want you to think that I. was like, "Hey, what are you doing right. now after this?" Because I'm sure you. got stuff to do. So, I was trying to.
imply future time. Mhm. >> So, uh, I'll hit you up. >> That's hard. I hit you up, too. >> Okay, cool. And this episode, I want to shout out And I want you to. shout out somebody special and unique. that never gets shout out. I want to. shout out the pilots out there that. makes people get to their destinations. Oh, y' should get more love. Thank you. to the pilots of Delta, American Airlines,
Southwest. So, shout out to the pilots. out there. Keep doing your job. >> Much love to y'all. >> Yeah. What community you got? >> Uh let's shout out to uh the farmers out. there. You know, we need a lot of We eat. a lot of food, all of us. Uh Pudgy, he's. on meal number four now, right? >> Mhm. and uh you know, we don't think. about where our food comes from and the. hands that it took to get it on our. plate. So, shout out to the the farmers, especially in Alabama with those.
chickens and goats and cows. >> Oh, shout out to the lunch ladies. The. fact that y'all feeding the kids, they. the future. >> Shout out to the crossing guards. You. know, they're getting the kids from A to. B and traffic never lets up. So, you. look good in orange. >> Shout out to the sticks that get used. for blind people. the red and white sticks. Shout out to. the sticks for holding up. And if y'all. watching this, the blind community, I. love you. >> Shout out to uh the pedicurists.
You. You touch random feet all day long. You. don't know where they've been. It's. pretty nasty. Thank you. >> Shout out to the bus drivers. You got to. sit there and you got to pull that hard. door, close it back, and sit around with. bunch of grouper kids you don't know. And you make sure they get home say, "Love you, bus driver. Shout out to the. clowns." You put on that makeup cuz you. want to make people happy, but a lot of.
people are creeped out by you and it's. nothing you did. It's just uh some movie. they saw. They can't stop thinking about. it. You're just there to make balloon. animals, but the kids won't stop crying. and that must be difficult. So, we're. thinking about you. >> Shout out to the squirrels out there. And it's actually uh the squirrels that. have committed suicide cuz there's no. way you should ever get hit by a car. Um. so, the squirrels do not you do not have. to commit suicide. So, just slow down. sometimes. Go back to the family and. recoup. So, the squirrel community, you.
do not have to commit suicide. We love. you. We need you. And when you see a. car, just stop and wait for it to pass. Shout out to all those people who when. your plane lands, they come on to to. clean it, but they kind of can't come on. until enough people get off. And they. really they they want to get it going, but people are getting off that plane. real slow. And I know I know I've left. some zins down in the pocket corner and. it's gross.
I know she came by to collect the trash, but I didn't give it to her. And it. really builds up. I tuck it down deep. and you find it. Thank you, >> man. That's really good. >> Yeah, >> like that was a deep one. Like nobody. ever think about them. >> They just. >> you really like that's what said brain. like think alike how far you can go and. shout out people that people don't think. of. >> Yeah, >> it's amazing. Shout out to the cup. holders. >> for you to hold all that dirty change. People just don't care about you and put.
cups on you. You just get and then when. before they got you they you was so nice. and clean and then you get pennies stuck. to you quarters. So cup holders keep holding it down. Why. do they have cup holders in cars when. they don't say drink and drive and he. stopped putting them in a car? When I was a kid I thought drinking and. driving meant literally just drinking. cuz that checked out to me. I didn't. even know about alcohol. I just thought. it's very unsafe to do this cuz you. can't see the road. I thought the act of. drinking and driving is illegal,
>> right? So, I used to yell at my dad when. he would. >> just be drinking. >> You should tell him, "Pull over and. drink and drop.". >> Pull over and drink and drop. Yeah. Let. me Let me Let me take the wheel. >> Yeah. >> Shout out to the toilet seat covers. Those round white ones that I I only use. it when that toilet seat's really nasty. But I know that they're always there. And. it's always really hard to get that. center part to tear out. And I don't. know. Are you supposed to tear it out. before you sit down or does the act of.
doing your thing like and I use a lot of. them sometimes. >> You do? >> I put like eight of them like. I'm shot after those. Shout out [snorts] to you know condoms. Y'all just get used. Nobody think about you. You get bust in. and just threw to the curve. You're. protecting us. But who protect you? No. one protect the condoms. And I just recently figured out not to. flush condoms. So now I don't know what. to do with it. >> Yeah, it's a good question. >> I don't cuz they said don't flush. condoms. Um, so yeah, condoms I.
understand that y'all go through a lot. and get bust in and y'all, you know, carry a lot of babies. I don't think you can beat that, but I. don't think I can. What you got? Shout out to beday. fancy toilets. The bedet. squirting that water up there. Somehow always know where to aim.
I think it's the Japanese who figured. that out. So, shout out to Japan. Thank you. >> Mhm. It's really good. I think we can hit a. lot of marks that people really don't. get talked about. >> No, you're right. >> Right. >> I like that we're ending on gratitude. Yeah, the grad and then the tube. >> Gratitude, >> right? >> Gratitude, >> right? Shout out to the streets, too. >> And one thing I want to say, too, is do.
please do not litter. It was a very. important moment in my life. Like, littering is bad for us. Like, do not. litter if you can't get to a trash can. Oh, number one, shout out to the the. people that push the carts. Man, that's. not like a job. If you can't start. putting your carts back where you got. them from, please just It takes 4. seconds. I was a cart boy at Walmart. Man, I was so upset. And I remember. getting a lady cart and she said, "What. you trying to do?" I said, "I'm trying. to get it from you." She said, "I'm duck. back up." I said, "Listen here, you.
old." Okay. But you know, shout out to. the cart pushers and. >> But if people didn't if people didn't. leave their carts, then the cart pusher. wouldn't have as important of a job. >> We can just go out and get cuz they. already lined up. We just pull them out. But we got to search. But then they'd. give you other tasks probably because. shoppers did your job for you. >> Exactly. >> You got a point. So you are going. against them. You got something against. the community of cart pushers. >> No, I'm a fan. I'm a fan. >> Okay.
>> Yeah. But put your cart back. >> And can you let them know where to come. next? Where's your next show and where. to find the tickets? >> Uh justinwilman.com. Uh come see the show. I'm a. musician, magician. Where's in Atlanta? I just I was there at the Symphony Hall. not too long ago. Yeah. >> Kansas City. >> Uh. yeah, I'm coming. What's that? What's uh. I have to look it up on my phone.
>> Mhm. >> But. >> you know everything. Yeah, I know. [laughter]. >> He and everybody else business but his. >> But uh LA coming up. LA shows. >> Please. >> I know. For a bunch of Florida. Mhm. >> St. Louis and Kansas City. Venue TBD. >> Uh, can you shout out Sexy Red? >> Sexy Red. >> Yeah, give her a shout out. >> Sexy Red, I see you. Well done. >> Who's Sexy Red? >> Sexy Red is from St. Louis. [ __ ] Pink,
Bootyo Brown, [snorts]. Pound Town. Just left Pound Town. >> Same person, different aliases. >> Uh, that's her. That's just her lyrics. to her song. Oh, >> [ __ ] pink booty old. >> She's a magician. >> She is. >> She from St. Louis, Missouri. >> You know Nelly, though? It's. >> hot in here. >> Mhm. I do. >> Yeah. >> My my high school girlfriend uh cheated. on me with Nelly. >> That's what's up. >> So, >> and then you know it was hot in there.
She took her clothes off. >> Yeah. Thanks for bringing it up. >> If you was a girl, you you'll do it, too, wouldn't you? >> No, it's pretty cool. >> It's Nelly. I'll give him some. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> that ain't a bad cheat. I'm like, girl, how was it? >> It's safe. He's safe. >> Yeah, >> it's Nelly. >> You at least you know he didn't want. her. >> Well, damn. You shouldn't want her if. she just gave it up to somebody that. didn't care. She easy. All right. Well, thank you, Ro, for. tuning in. Make sure you get your. tickets. Make sure you go to the. location. Uh, stop what you doing. Say a.
prayer for somebody. Not yourself. Just. pass it to somebody cuz there's a lot of. people out there that say, "I'mma pray. for you." under post. and they just. continue doing what they doing. Stop. lying to people on Facebook. And I know. you do it because I do it, too. >> Thoughts and prayers. It's a mindset thing. Thank you [music]. guys. It's a wrap.
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