Keith Lee & Marco Talk Restraining Orders, Crying in the Shower and Getting Kicked Out of School
[music]. Let's get into it. We're here everyone. >> Straight to it. >> You know what's so funny? >> What? >> I always So my um and I'mma learn with. you cuz I always say your name like. Keith Lee. Am I saying it wrong? >> Keith. You You saying Keith or Keith? >> See, I'll be like Keith. Keith. [laughter].
Keith. >> Yeah, it's with a TH. You say some. people. >> I would say with a T. >> Yeah, it's with a TH. So some people say. it K E E F like Keith. But it's just. more accent than anything. >> Keith. >> Yeah, Keith with a. >> That makes sense though. And then you. can say with a K or a C, right? If it. was if you wanted to. >> I ain't never heard a K. >> Cuz I be thinking Keith. Chief, too. I. say his name wrong. Keith. Chief. >> Chief. Keef. Chief with a C first and. then W but see his real is his real name. Keith? I don't think his real name is. Keith. It start with a C. Keith. >> No, his chief. You saying Chief, but his.
Kef start with a K. >> I'm [ __ ] you up. >> No, you're not. Keef start with a K. >> Chief is is separate. Chief is is. >> Tell your name then say his name. >> Keith and then Keith. >> See, it sound the same, >> but it's two different but. that's not his real name. I. [clears throat] think his real name is. Keith. >> But it be like I don't know how to say. it. >> with a th. >> All right. Marco. Yeah, you're good. You. can go in. Uh, Marco featuring. Keith Lee. That's.
>> Ke T. >> Bro, you've been knowing me for three. years. You've been saying my name right. the whole time. >> No, I'm When I tell you Keith, >> Marco featuring Keith. >> There we go. [snorts]. >> I struggle with reading. So, that's. where it starts sometimes, too. >> Why you say, "Oh, >> I just That's new information. I've. never read. >> You really can't read.". >> I It's not that I I'm not the best. reader. >> Oh, >> so when it comes to words, like. >> everybody got strengths. >> Yeah. Like when it comes to words like. if and was. >> Okay. I'm good with those. >> Oh, I thought she was about to say the.
opposite. Like that was the the your. struggle words like the words that you. >> I know the threeletter words. >> Okay. You said threeletter words and you. said if and oh never mind. >> was like the letter was, cat, hat, bat, [ __ ] like that. [clears throat]. >> Okay, we here. Uh thank you for being. here. I want to step into your real um. [laughter]. the funny thing is did you I want to get. into this like with the the Tik Tok. Did. you know they was going to go that. crazy? >> No. Like with no [laughter] idea. >> Yeah. >> Oh, he's talking about dancing all that.
even more. No idea. Yeah. I I had a call. with somebody uh that I've been wanting. to work with for a long time. And as. soon as I got off the phone with him, I. just was excited. And we was just about. to go to France for uh Kane's Lion. So, it just was a super exciting time. And I. just turned on the camera and start. >> Uhhuh. >> start dancing. >> But you did it on my wife's page. >> Yeah. So what what was like what was the. story like? Let me leak it on wife page. versus yours. What was. >> uh I think one it's a different audience. over there. People just be chilling. I. feel like sometimes on my page people. take a [ __ ] too serious. >> Okay. So I just was chilling and it's.
one of those things I genuinely didn't. think it was going to be seen by nobody. except for the people who follow her. [laughter] So I was like, "Oh, okay. It. it might get seen." But I didn't never. in a million years did I think it's. going to be 30 plus none of that. >> So is it would I say that it's kind of. hard cuz everything you do come up as. genuine like you just been genuine. Yeah. So with the world of you being. genuine and it's different out there. >> and like your life is like you know. changed cuz like. >> number one I I'm so confused cuz I know.
you used to fight. I'm like damn has he. been famous like from the fight in the. UFC like have you been lit or like where. did it start? So my brother fought in. the UFC for 10 years before I even got. into fighting. Um, and by the time I got. into fighting, I wouldn't say I but see. it's different. I don't consider myself. famous now. I feel like I'm I'm more. popular than I was when I was fighting. Uh, but I was popular in the fight space. because my brother had already fought in. the UFC. So in a fight world, I was. popular as Kevin Lee's little brother. >> It's not What about the income? Was the. income like.
>> No, I was fighting for like. >> nothing. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. I was fighting because I love to. fight. Yeah, that's genuine make that. much money. >> Yeah. So everything you do is genuine. like and then that's when you just the. money come your way and that's when you. do what you want to do, money float to. you like you don't chase it. It just. >> I do want to give you credit and say I. admire your pivot and I admire how you. are starting to be yourself and you are. showing up as yourself and. unapologetically you and I honor I. honor. >> No, I appreciate it. That's dope. I. honor that. Um I guess can y'all clap.
for us? That was that would be dead ass. [cheering]. >> That was dope. That was really nice. I. appreciate it. I'm sitting down with. Keith Lee and I hope I'm saying his name. right. I always say I told him in the. episode Keith Lee. Me sitting down with. Keith Lee. Yeah. Me sitting down with Keith Lee. I'm saying his name right. Right. Ke. Lee. Say it with me y'all. Keeley. >> Keith Lee. >> Keith Lee. Sitting down with Ke Lee. And. this episode mean a lot to me cuz I want. to figure out more about him, but I also.
want to troll. So, I want y'all to. decide if I did it right. Did I do. enough getting to know him and trolling? So, that's my job on this one. And y'all. let me know how it's going. Let's get. into it. >> My brother Black, he not in here cuz he. watching my daughter right now. But when. we seen your video, he's like, "Oh, you. got a daughter?". >> Yeah. Yeah. I got three kids. >> I got three. It's just It's different. It's different. >> I got three kids. >> Yeah. Especially when I'm not good at. homework, I'll be like, "Damn, >> it's hard.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's not that you're not good at.
the [ __ ] hard. How old is your kids? Uh. 12. >> Oh yeah, I can do 12 year old. >> How old them together like as one? How. old they age together or separately? >> How old are your kids? >> Yeah. Together, right? You say kids put. them together. >> So you going to say you got a 22-y old. if you got a 12? >> No, together unit. The group. >> separately. >> Yeah. Like individually, how old? >> Okay. The group. Okay. How old is the. group? >> Uh 12. >> What are you saying? >> She 12 million. >> No, but what are you saying? Are you.
saying why are you Why are you saying. the group? I'm saying how old. >> the kids cuz they're a group. I got a. group of kids. Three of them. >> I'm not asking how what are you saying? I'm confused. I'm not asking how old the. group is. I'm saying how old are your. children? >> Right. That's the group cuz I got three. of them. >> Okay. Go ahead. >> You know like TLC is a group like three. of them. >> Okay. I'm listening. >> Yeah. >> Uh Melon is 12, Island is two. I named. the island cuz we made her on the. island. >> And Prize is one. He was a surprise so. it was named Prize.
Okay. Then why said why you name. Surprise? >> Cuz that was too easy. And prize is. cool. >> You said island. No. >> Yeah, that was like a cool name. >> What if you named your land? >> That's different. >> The same way how you just chopped off. surprise. >> Yeah. >> Never mind. I like I like Island. I like. Island. Island is nice. >> You know how to think. >> I like Island. >> You like reading books. >> Uh my wife is the book reader. >> You seem like a book reader. >> I'm more like the athletic type. My. wife's the book reader though. My wife. is the the intellect. >> So would you if you could you'd rather.
watch the movie than read the book and. she'll read the book and you watch. >> I don't watch I don't watch a. [clears throat] lot of entertainment. I. don't really watch movies or TV or. >> uh I run. [laughter] I run. I fight. I. play basketball. That's it. >> Mhm. Wow. That's dope. So the fact that. you know I got some information and I. said I need to start being more of a. journalist. And the fact that you look. up to Nick Cannon, you admire him. What. made you do that? What? Where did you find that information at?
[laughter]. Where did you get that? I do admire Nick. Cannon. >> No, but I said that's what started your. career cuz of Nick Cannon because you. seen how good he was at things. He was. like, I Nick Cannon is not good at one. thing. He good at a lot of things. And. he started made you That's why you. started doing food reviews. >> Yeah. It's it come from watching Wild. and Out. Wild [clears throat] and Out. Um uh Love Don't Cost a Thing. Mhm. >> Mhm. >> Oh, that's good. That's dope. >> That's the name of the love thing with. >> Okay. Well, can you name three of your. favorite Nick Cannon songs?
>> Songs you playing? Uh uh uh. >> You got a couple. >> Walling. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> that's on the show. >> That don't count. Uh the the one where they be uh. >> meet me at the hotel room. You want to. come to my hotel? >> That's [ __ ]. That's not [ __ ]. >> That's Nick Canon, right? >> Okay. >> That's who. Oh, >> you wal. >> No. [laughter]. >> What song he got? He got a song though.
>> I'm a jigalo with a lot of. >> But that's But it's Nick Cannon. We're. not going to take away from him. It's. Nick Cannon. He did it. If y'all going. to. >> immediately start thinking. Wow. >> That's a television show. >> That's the first song that came to my. mind. >> Wow. That's the only song you got in the. Canon. >> immediately. Wow. >> Or or when they do the remixes, the Roll. Your Boat. >> Mhm. >> That's the first thing I thought about. >> Wow. How was you in school? >> Uh I got kicked out of a lot of schools. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> Uh I got a um what do you call it? Like.
authority problem. I don't really like. listening to authority. >> without explanation. I'm a big. communicator. So as a kid, I was a big. communicator. Like you have to. communicate to me why we doing what we. do. Now it's passed down to my children. and my my daughters the exact same way. It's a lot to deal with. How were you in. school? Did you go to school here? No, I. went to school in Kansas City, Missouri. >> Oh, that explains how you got to go. >> That explains a lot. You country? I. didn't know you was that country. >> Okay. Okay. I thought you talking about. the slow part. Okay. No, no, >> in school I was more like a place to get.
away from my mama. My mom made me go to. school just to like just get out of. here. >> Okay. So, how about you in school? >> Yeah. So, me knowing school was just not. a place to learn. It was just a place. where it was like a extra home for me. So, when there I was relaxed, I was. cool. I just did what I wanted to do. because I'm like my mama don't care. Like you can. >> You came from an like an abusive. situation. >> No, she just said get the [ __ ] out of my. house. And I got the [ __ ] out the house. and I got on the bus and she just said I. ain't know wherever you go after you get.
on the bus. I did my job. You go figure. it out. >> And um. >> Sorry to hear that. >> That was me being dead ass. >> That was good though. I thought that was. cool. >> No, I wasn't playing. I. >> No, I'm saying but that is a bad I just. thought like Okay. >> It sounds like trauma. The reason we why. you think that that's if you're being. serious. I don't. >> Yeah, I am. I'm being serious. I'm being. serious. I'm I wouldn't say there's. trauma on my part. >> I start to realize now how important it. was to me. How I should have took it. important. But if nobody explain it to. you how important school is and why you.
should go, >> then it's a different meaning. It was. just more it was a place for me to get. out of home. So, I'm thinking in my head. at the age, >> it's a place to go to, you know. But. once now that I'm older and I explain to. my kids. >> like school is important because it's. going to affect you a year later when. you get grown. I just don't want you to. go because you have to cuz you're a kid. You know what I'm saying? Cuz I just. feel like. >> that's how you took it when you was a. kid. >> Get out just because she didn't but you. took it as a kid that she didn't want. you there. >> More cuz my mom Yeah. Cuz cuz if I. wanted to stay home, it's like in my.
house like it was just more her free. time. >> So. >> So you think the reason she told you go. to school is cuz she wanted free time. >> Exactly. That's crazy. >> Yeah. Even getting a diploma. A diploma. to me was get it because you needed it. to have a job, not because we want you. to have it. >> In a family, it was just more like get a. job. Like, >> and that was a big thing. Remember when. you used to fill a job application? Like, do you have your high school. diploma or college? >> And it was just like, >> when's the last time you used your. diploma? >> Never. I just I We was just talking. about that the other day. Never. I have.
not used my diploma since I graduated. high school. >> That is great. >> When you graduate? >> I graduate uh how old am I? I'm 33. No, I'm 32 the same age. I thought you was a. lot older than me. >> No, I [ __ ]. >> I'm I didn't My bad. [laughter]. Never mind. I know. I thought you were. like 34, 35. Do you get that a lot or is that. offensive?
>> That's new to me. That. >> people be thinking I'm like 24 or 25. It's opposite to me. People think I'm a. lot older. >> No, what I'm speaking on me, right? I. could pass for like 24, right? >> 24 what? Years. >> Yeah. >> You said you got a how you got said you. have. >> take away the kids. >> You said you have a 12-y old. >> I know, but I'm saying if. if you had a I was filling out an.
application and I put that I'm 24. >> Like you have a 12-year-old. I when you said you have a 12-y old, I. wasn't shocked. Like it didn't like I. wasn't like, "Oh, he got a 12year-old.". >> Right. But take away the kids. Could I. pass with 24 or 23? >> I wasn't shocked when you. >> You still not answer my question. >> That That answers it. >> If I thought you looked like 24 when you. said you had a 12-y old, I would would. have been like you had a baby at 12. >> Mhm. >> Or 13. >> So what did you Okay, look just with me. I was I started stopped wearing pull-ups.
when I was seven. What's the age when you stop wearing. pull-ups? >> Uh, I if I had to guess cuz my kids are. very uh potty trained very quickly. So, if I had to guess, it's probably one or. two. >> So, that's early. >> My kids start potty training at like one. and a half. >> So, that's early. >> Yeah. Compared to Yeah. Seven is a. normal age when you get out of it. Five. or like five or six. >> Pull-ups. >> Yeah. >> I My my kids were out of pull-ups. God. wouldn't buy it.
>> Yeah. But you was you around five or six. when you stopped wearing pull-ups. >> I could only assume that I went around. the same rate as my children. So. >> but seven is normal, right? >> For in your experience? >> No, I'm saying. >> you said you stopped at seven. >> Yeah, but I just feel like it's a. community like it's a normal thing. >> I can't speak on worldwide. I can only. speak on my experience. >> Okay. >> But you know some everybody move at a. different place. >> Mhm. >> Are you going to start a restaurant? >> I thought about it. I thought about it. But I I more thought of a concept of. instead of me being the one cooking, uh.
going and having a bunch of different. restaurants that we went to around the. nation come and seasonally cook. So if. you see a video of us going to a place. in Canada or going to a place in Tokyo, that chef can come for six months out of. the year and cook his own special uh. menu and everybody can like rotate. >> That would be dope. And then what about. a TV show like chef like are you have. you thought about getting in production? cuz I think that'll do well for you and. also helping other people out like. >> you know Marco I have been in the space.
uh and this me being transparent with. you uh I have been in the space where I. blessed enough to do a lot of things for. everybody else um and I've never really. took the time to do anything for me or. my family specifically when it comes to. creatively uh this year coming up I. think it's going to be the the year. changer for that or a difference maker. for that uh it's a bunch of stuff that. we working on from shows or. >> uh in person stuff. Uh. >> yeah, I can't wait. But I think it's I.
think it's something that I I only did. it this way because I want to be very. intentional about everything that I do. because I really value the people who. going to come out and do anything for. spend a single dollar. Uh and I I didn't. want to be one of them people that that. was like immediately selling something. orally. >> You wanted to come because you're. genuine. Yeah. >> I appreciate you. Yeah. I just didn't. want to go immediately cuz I feel like. people get what they feel like is fame. and the second they get it they selling. courses or they selling which is nothing. wrong with that but that's just not how. I move. >> Yeah, I feel the same way and I had to. learn right when I was doing like my.
Walmart [ __ ] I was like start doing. standup and. >> they wanted me to do that so soon. But. if I would have took that risk cuz it's. like you get paid it would have hurt my. career cuz one you can get the money one. time but can you keep getting it? The. way I think about it is if you take. money that you know ain't yours, that's. the last money that you gonna get. So if. you take a million dollars, you know. that million dollar a cool. I get I kept. getting it. >> I I was just about to give you so much. I was like, we having a real. conversation. You being normal today. >> No, I'm expecting stuff to jump over the.
top of the the balcony. >> We was talking about me looking 24, right? >> No, we was talking about you being. normal today. >> Yeah. And overall, >> you getting money the ch I never I. didn't notice that until now. >> Oh, it's crazy. I mean, but look, the. thing is buy it one time. That's it. >> That's your world. I'm just. >> Oh, he's talking about me stealing. So, the thing about [laughter]. >> the thing Okay, so look, I. >> Okay, you got it. >> I stole. >> Okay, you got it. Go ahead. >> Okay, so I I stole [ __ ] that I knew. people probably wouldn't know that was.
going to be missing. So, I wasn't a. thief. Like, you know what I'm saying? So, I was one of them ones that sold. like when I go to stores, I should know. that the [ __ ] is missing. There's a lot. of it in here. So, I was one of them. So. I wouldn't I didn't steal from people. who actually need it cuz I didn't want. somebody notice I'm missing them like. where my [ __ ] at cuz they grab my purse. saying. >> not that because she would know like I. steal from grandma cuz we were. struggling. >> So what you going to steal that people. not going to know that you stealing? >> Like if I came where you stay at. >> I'm not about to tell you where I stay. after you just we talking about stealing. cuz I'm going to notice everything you.
steal. Eyes everywhere. >> Yeah. Now you look like somebody that's. very observant. >> Very extremely. >> Did that give you a headache cuz you pay. attention so much to like I'm an. overthinker. So, I overthink everything. >> That's what I say. How do you handle. like. >> the aggressive fans? Because you so calm. and you got to know who you approach. Like, you know what I'm saying? Cuz like. you didn't do it for every like you was. just being you and and you appreciate. everybody that you know support you. So, how do you handle the ones that just. overly do something like is it just like. live that moment and just like or just. >> see it's on the opposite spectrum for.
me. Like I don't necessarily get like. the aggressive fans. More than likely. the people who walk up to me are like. the aunties, the grandmas, the. >> ones that look like me, right? >> You don't get auntie today. >> Uncle. >> Uh, I was about to say I'm not going to. say it. >> Grandpa. >> No. >> Oh, >> I was going to say shunkle. But. >> damn, that's the one like the crackhead. one. Like the one they got together. >> Yeah, let's go with that. >> Yeah. Okay. That's different. >> Sometimes, >> you know, I never know when you being.
serious. >> Do you get that a lot? Do you try to be. serious and people don't take you. serious and people just assume you. playing? >> Do you remember I called you the first. the first time we met and you was in a. club and I said, "What you in a club. for?" You said, "My grandma turning 94. or something like that." Yeah. And I. said, "Oh, for real? Happy birthday to. your grandma." And you said, "Why would. you say happy birthday to my grandma? >> My grandma ain't here. Why would my. grandma be at the club?". >> And I didn't know if you was playing or. not. I I got off the phone and I was. very very confused. >> I like I went and had a full. conversation with everybody around me. It was like, >> "Is it me? Am I tripping?" Yeah,
>> you do that a lot. Is that a thing? >> It's It's I have an open mind of. imagination. >> Open thoughts with Keith Lee at this. point. I'm interviewing you. Go ahead. Sorry. >> I have an open mind and I feel like my. mind is always racing with ADHD thoughts. and I share them. >> I just feel like I sometimes my life is. like Family Guy. If you watch Family. Guy, it's always click. >> little cut scenes. >> Yeah. So that's why. >> So your grandma wasn't at the club with. you that night? >> No. Uhuh. She's not dead. She just she. not dead yet, but she's dying. >> How old is your.
How old is your grandma? >> What was the smirk for? [snorts]. [laughter]. >> She gonna watch this episode. >> No, no, no. Shout out to grandma. Hey, grandma. >> She's dying. She might not watch it. >> Are you being serious? >> I don't know when you being serious. >> No, I'm serious. [clears throat]. >> What's she dying from? >> Um, life. She's 97. >> That's what you told me on the phone and. you said you was in a club with her. >> Yeah, that was that grandma. You want look show [laughter].
your contact. No, no, I'm not going to. show you. I don't take pictures of dying. grandma. This is my grandma number in my. phone. >> My hair done? >> No. Right here. The top one. >> Why you have somebody named as my hair. done? >> I don't know her name when she do my. hair up here at the top. >> My last grandma alive. That's [laughter]. it. save my last grandma alive. That's. really Wait, you didn't plan that.
That's really in your phone. >> Yeah, >> I can't I don't I can't figure you out, Marco. >> I mean, that's the thing. [laughter]. >> I can't I can't I don't know when you. when you find. >> I'm not bullshitting. It's really just. being okay. When you when you actually. meet somebody be you and like I like to. have like, you know, just throw out. things like positive convers. I'm the. wrong person to cry to ever. >> I. >> because I just be like, you get in the. shower. Like if you ever crying, just. get in the shower. >> If you're crying, get in the shower. because it's gonna be hard. >> Get in the who?
>> Shower. >> Oh, I know what you was saying at first. >> Shower. >> That's not what you said at first. >> I said shower. >> Sh. Get in the shower. >> Shower. >> You said fire. Get in. >> So, how do you say ear? >> How you say oink? >> Who? >> The color orange. >> Orange. >> Yes. >> How do you say it? >> You say that's what you say. >> No. O. >> How do you say it? Say it again. >> Orange. >> Wench. >> Right. I said. >> you saying wench. It's orange.
>> Tomato tomorrow. >> Your favorite. >> Why is her name my last grandma? >> Yeah. A lot. Cuz every time she called me, I was. like, I got to answer. This the last one. I got left. >> And how old is she again? >> 97. >> Let me see. What was the question about. that? I'm sorry. >> Uh, who's your favorite like artist? You. look like you like R&B. >> Uh, Rod Wave or Chance Rapper, >> Eric Badu. Those are my top three. >> That's dope. That's dope. That's.
>> And I'm willing to argue with anybody. >> What about Mary J. Bloss over. >> Mary? Not over not over Mary. >> hits on hits. >> It was crazy. I was just in cans with. her and we was in a club and she was and. I don't do clubs at all, but she was. dancing to her own song. They had played. her song over there. >> Mary J. >> Mhm. And she was in the corner. She was. doing like the Mary J. Bl stunt with the. boots on and she was sitting down and it. was the craziest thing I've seen in. person. >> Mary J. >> Hit for hit. Mary J. Blah. Erica Badu. >> Erica Badu. >> Hit for hit. >> Yeah. And you know what's crazy? I've.
had a crush on Mary J. Blah my entire. life. >> I had my wife know that on Missy. Elliott. >> That's a interesting one. Missy Elliot. is beautiful. >> Yeah, I know. It's different. She was. they. >> What attracted you to Missy Elliot when. you. >> like stud vibes a little bit. So that was the reason. >> that's when the I can't stand a ring. video came out and then the song that. >> when she was in a trash bag. >> Yeah. >> Uhhuh. >> That was you was attracted to that. >> and her haircut. The low haircut. Her. >> Fantasia. >> I'm big into haircuts. My wife and.
Fantasia was my crush too. When I seen. you video, she had Larry Johnson in it. and I was like, >> huh. But the the song When I See You by. Fantasia, what gets me is if a man. like saying it sound like it was a. restraining order on her [laughter]. >> like she was talking like she was. talking to her. >> Yeah. Like when I see you I put your. picture on that mirror, bro. Start to. blush when somebody say your name like. why where is he at? Is he dead? >> Why can't y'all just talk?
>> What would you. >> Every time I see you I turn around. She. was like, it [snorts] sound like he had a. restraining order on her. and no one never talks about that. >> Where would you put Mary J Blah or Erica. Badu? >> I got to pick Mary Jay Blas. Mary Jay. Blas have every and I love Erica Badu. >> Same. >> She just it's a vibe like you give more. Erica Badu. Like you just like in a room. just leave me alone. Erica. >> Badu but it gives Erica Badu gets. >> selfish.
>> and you like that. So that's that's a. little. >> cuz she makes music just for her fan. base. Selfish. And you make videos for your fan base. Selfish. >> Who do you make videos for? >> Everybody. You just see what I had up here. But sometimes selfish can save your. heart and it can save. >> I don't think selfish is the word you're. looking for. >> But selfish is not when you hear it, it sounds negative. Selfish sound.
negative. But it's also can be positive, too. Cuz if you. >> I'm not selfish. I I get the the the the. reference you're attempting to make. >> No, you got a little bit in. You're like. 40% selfish. You should be. >> And what are you 40% of. >> black? >> What's the other 60%? >> Mexican. >> Told you it was my brother. [music]. Okay, speaking of selfish, I want to.
hear your thoughts. We got um open call. lines. So, we got fans that call in and. they ask for advice and we're going to. get advice from you're going to give. them advice and we're going to hear the. scenario. And let's get into the call. that we got. >> Hey, Marco. This is William from. Colleen, Texas. And I was calling. because my family just invited me to. come out for Thanksgiving. The only. problem is I can't stand their ass at. all. Everybody be stinking and farting. and messing up the house. And I swear if.
I see my baby brother, I'mma grab a. drumstick and stick it up his ass. So, should I go or should I just stay home? Let me know. >> Just stay at home. What you got? Just. >> Yeah, I would say stay home. >> He just did all that. Like, >> I don't I don't play that. We got to be. family for uh holidays or for. >> Oh, selfish. >> Okay. All right. Uh, next one. >> Hey, Marco, help me out. Tell me if I'm. true. Every year I have the holiday.
parties and everything. I provide the. spot at my house. You know, I got a nice. house. You know, a little mini mansion. And you know, family members come, but. they come empty-handed. They don't bring. no food. They don't bring no drinks or. no drink. And it barely be enough food. Then they. got the nerve to be getting seconds and. packing to-go plates. and they didn't. bring nothing. So, you know, this year. I'm gonna be charging an entry fee.
>> Okay. What's your thoughts on that? >> It's not the craziest idea, right? I. personally don't care if people bring. stuff to my parties, but if you was. going Thanksgiving though, >> I I don't know if I'm paying $20 to go. into somebody Thanksgiving party. >> I agree. The thing with me is once you. open up something, you got to understand. that it might not go as what you plan it. to be. So don't open the door to having. it at your house. >> Expectation going to be too high, too. >> Yeah. Don't never expect. So that's just.
like no difference. When you loan. somebody money, I never think I'm going. to get it back. Yeah. I just if it. happened, it happened. So I feel like. >> for her it sound it was a selfish thing. because she opened her door. >> and it's just like, "Oh, you can come on. in.". >> Yeah. You can't expect nobody to bring. nothing. But at the same time, do you go. to people's house empty-handed? Overall, you know your family. So, she know her. family. So, >> I'm asking I was asking you. >> Huh? >> I was asking you. Do you go to people's. house on Thanksgiving? >> Why you asking me about why you I mean.
do All right. If you had to answer what. you think. >> Do Do you bring things? >> Yeah. That's it. >> Nothing in of like significance. You. give me like paper plates, cups. >> Oh, hell cheapo. >> Yeah. Um, I you you give me like last. minute, oh, I forgot I'm about to go run. to the store right before I get there. >> I'll bring the the cups or I got the. pop. >> Yeah. >> Or the ice. You You give me that.
>> and then come late ice wet and [ __ ]. up. >> Right. But you don't give me like I've. been making mac and cheese since 2. o'clock in the morning. I got to make. sure I get in the oven before I go over. here. >> Yeah. It's a little selfish [ __ ] that. Yeah. Okay. Back on me, B. Um. >> I'm not good at bringing gifts. I'm not. But my presence is amazing. >> The fact that I. >> sound crazy. I would much rather than mac and cheese. >> Okay. That's respect though cuz you're. being honest. >> Mhm.
>> Where you eating Thanksgiving at? >> Uh my house. >> All right. I'm bringing mac and cheese. >> I'm dead ass. Come to my house and get. and eat mac and cheese. >> No. I'm bringing it. Don't have nobody. else cook it. >> No, no, no, no. Just come and eat the. mac and cheese. It's already there. But. you are invited. I would love for you to. bring that. And this is off the record. on the record. I would love for you to. get this. >> No, no. Let me dead ass bring the mac. and cheese. >> How would you make a mac and cheese? >> I'm not going to talk to you about it. >> Please. I would love to. Please indulge. me. I'm. >> I mean you get you get the box. >> The box of what? The noodles.
>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> You boil. >> We So you saying like the raw noodles, right? >> Yeah. >> You boil the water. Put them on 350. >> normal our time. >> And you get. >> You put what on 350? >> The water. You put water on 350. >> You boil the water, >> right? But what are you talking about? You put on. >> You put it in the microwave. Not the. microwave. You can put it in the oven or. you can put on top of the stove. >> The water. >> Yeah, you can put it on. >> boiling water in the oven. You're. definitely not making a mac and cheese. It's over with. That's the first step. You're boiling water in the oven. >> Apply heat. Because if [clears throat].
you start if you put it on here, >> you're oven boiling water and you want. me to let you make the mac and cheese. That's. >> because you can Have you ever tried it? >> Zero out of 10. >> That's what I'm saying. >> You can You can put Okay. All right, f. it. We going to put it on top of the. stove. Put it on medium. Let it cook. Let it let it boil for a good. >> 30 minutes. >> Following you, >> right? And that's when you dump that in. there. And when that get done, you. strain it out. >> Following you. >> You get the velvita cheese, chop it up. Don't cut yourself.
>> Mhm. >> And when you don't cut yourself, you. actually put the in the uh pl in the. foil, aluminum foil you put in there. You put the cheese in there and you mix. it up and you salt. >> Straight vita. Yeah. >> So, your mac and cheese consists of. noodles. Velvita, >> boiling water. >> Noodles, oven, boiled water, velvita, and salt and pepper. >> Yeah, >> you're not making a mac and cheese. You. can come to Thanksgiving though. I would. love for you to be there. That would be. dope. >> But why don't you want me to bring.
nothing? Little itch right here. >> Okay. I thought you was reaching for. something cuz I told you you can't bring. the mac and cheese. >> Oh, no. No. >> Okay. >> Meet John Wick. But um. >> I can't I can't put nothing past you. >> No, no, but I feel like I should bring. something though because that's what we. talked about. >> Not the mac and cheese, though. But. yeah, I'm I'm with you. No, I'm dead. ass. Come to the Thanksgiving. That'd be. dope. >> No, I definitely come. >> Mhm. >> And what? Spend a sleepover, too. >> I would. That would be cool. >> All right, that's cool. My cousins and. stuff. Come. Let me call them right now.
Who you about to call? >> My cousin. Oh, my grandma. You could. call go call grandma. Let me ask this. Hold on. Let's say. what's up to grandma. You said she was going to watch this. anyway. >> Yeah. She really not dying though. I'm being. serious. >> Yeah, >> she's okay. >> Yeah, she cool. But it's it's a blessing. because she's See, where I grew up, when. we went to church, >> she not she's not sick though. Like. >> No, no, no, no, no. It's not sick. Look, so look, >> your call has.
>> Where I grew up, um, she'd be busy. [ __ ] lit. Okay. All right. Uh, as the interview going. on, I'm doing what I said I was going to. do. I'm doing a little bit trolling and. I'm getting to know him. Uh, I would. like to make this a little bit more. deeper. interview. And. but I'm like, now I want to see a. different side. I want y'all to see a. different side of him. So, Thanksgiving, um, I'm at the look into my flights.
right now. I really want to go out there. and I think that'll be amazing. So my. family all the way in Kansas City, I. might as well go to Dallas, go see them, you know, [ __ ] up their house, eat all. they food, take eight to go plates, and. you know, it's actually starting a. relationship. So, and macaroni. I'm. bringing my damn macaroni. I'm bringing my macaroni. But let's get. back to it. >> We got. >> I just had a month old baby.
>> Oh, congratulations. That's what's up. Round of applause, Jeff, for that month. old baby. >> Thank you. And okay. And then was you had a boy? >> I that's my first boy. Two girls. >> Uh Cardigan. >> Cardigan. What the name about? Like. where did they come from? >> Uh so it's a mixture of all my other. kids' names kind of in a sense, but then. it's just a unique name with K because. if you see me in person or people see me. outside, they call me Keith Lee. They. don't call me Keith. So it kind of like. has become a stage name more than my. normal name. I didn't want that to be.
his identity cuz I've been in the shadow. of. >> In my eyes. I feel like you selfish. You. didn't want to give him the name cuz you. only want it. >> It's not that I only want it. It's I. want him to have his own identity. >> Uh can you send. >> You said our name is Island. >> Yeah. >> Okay. What was. >> I want you to send right now. This is a. special moment. And this is um cuz we. all going to grow up and be old. If you. can look into, you know, the camera and. give your son a message. So this is. something you can look back on. I feel. like it'll be dope to send him a. message. And this is footage. Nothing's gonna happen. No, this is a.
serious moment because it's like. here we go and we can just send your son. a message and just talk to him like when. he be able to see this and look back at. this. I think this is special. This is. dope. Nobody never done this. Nothing's. back there. See, you were fine. If I was to do it, I. would do it after the message. I would do it after the message because. it's a special moment and kids are. important. So, let's [snorts] go.
>> Uh, what am I doing? I'm saying. >> just sending your son like your message. like your son like the older he get to. watch because like if this some stuff. that hope he come across he said he 19. 17 he get to watch like oh that was. dope. >> Uh I love you. >> to my camera. >> Uh I love you cardigan. Uh I know you. going to be a special individual and I'm. just proud to be your dad. >> Shout out to Funny Marco for having me. do this. >> That's dope. And where my camera? I'm. your uncle. So, uh, anytime you get some. money, just I'm here. And if I ever fall.
off, be there for me. >> Um, >> you're only gonna be his uncle if you. come to Thanksgiving. >> I'm coming with macaroni. >> Y'all hear this? And I promise you, and. you think I'm playing, I'm going to. stay. I'm going to make a video and I'm. going to put you on blast for lying to. me if you say. >> my kids can come. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I'm not And I'm not playing, Marco. I'm. dead ass. >> I'm I know who you are. I know when you. say something.
[snorts]. >> what the [laughter] [ __ ] is. >> so when. the [ __ ]. >> you know what that is. Yeah. Started. that trend. >> What the [ __ ] was that? What I did? >> There's one thing that. [laughter]. >> I hated that you started that trend. and I wish you could take that back. That's the only thing I [snorts] hated. that you created. >> Understood. >> We know you eating. We know what's back. there. So, you would rather see the food in my. mouth? >> It's fine. You're eating. I'm watching. you eat. I want to see everything.
>> Yeah. >> What should be your logo on your. restaurant? [snorts]. >> Do you smack when you eat? >> I mean, I just be eating. I don't even. be knowing. >> You don't pay attention. Do people. around you tell you that you smack when. you eat? >> Yeah. I used to just sit by this at. lunch. I used to sit by myself cuz. people didn't want to eat by. >> and it was nothing to do with what I. eat. It was talking about older. >> It was cuz you was older.
>> No, older. >> It's cuz you were older. >> Older. >> You got held back. >> No, old like. >> Oh, older. Like you smelled. >> They said that, but. >> Oh, okay. You smell good today? >> No, I'm saying then. I mean, I just. didn't like the depend on deodorant. >> Getting money now. >> I mean, >> yeah, you getting money now. >> We getting money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. I was. >> No. And then I get back, you know. That's why I got my guys, my brothers. >> I told them I spend like. >> at least 4,000. >> You pay 4,000.
>> a month? Cuz they hang out with me. They. come to me on shows. Um they going to. come with me to my grandma funeral. And. >> is your grandma really terminally ill? >> No, she cool. >> Why you keep speaking on her if she not. terminally ill? >> Well, and I mean she's just somebody. special to me. I don't never want to be special to you. >> What? cuz you ain't about to keep. telling people I'm dying. >> I mean know because if. tomorrow to. >> I don't think that's the time you're. supposed to use that. >> Oh, okay.
>> Wooty do. >> Wooty [ __ ] do. That makes sense. >> Where's dope? [snorts] How long you. going to be in Atlanta? >> Uh I leave literally as soon as I'm done. with this. >> Okay. >> Like we head on the plane like. >> uh you got anything that you got coming. up that you would like to tell the. world? Uh, I actually wasn't supposed to. do this until I get confirmation of what. it is that we doing. Um, so when I get. confirmation of what it is that we. doing, I want to come back. That's why I. want you to come to Thanksgiving. >> And I would just say it. I mean, and. then. >> I would love to tell you what we working. on. >> No, that's selfish.
>> How? >> Because I feel like you can let them. know. >> I can't cuz it's not confirmed yet. >> Oh, >> yeah. But it's something that's that's. really big that I've worked a long time. on. Um, and I can give you a teaser. It's something that is in person and. it's um something everybody can come. enjoy. >> this the restaurant. >> No. >> Oh, >> and what's your sign again? >> I'm a Libra. My birthday was October. 4th. It just passed. >> And Libras are they like what what what.
about Libras? People like them? >> You just said you like me. So, >> yeah. But do people like them or they. like what's some things that they deal. with that you like this a Libra? like. this what we you got to. >> No [ __ ] idea. >> Oh, that's what my bro always said. Never ask a man to sign. Uh I just did. it. Uh bro, I want to thank y'all for. watching this far. >> And one thing that we do, we love to. give back. And the fact that we, you. know, you giving out $1,000, man, it's.
so nice. >> So lucky person. >> Who would that be? >> Are you asking for money, Marco? I mean, who will I see the suit? >> I mean, he could use a,000. Couldn't. you? I mean, everybody could. Couldn't. you? Is anybody here that could use. $1,000 right now? >> Everybody who need $1,000, raise your. hand. >> Everybody raise their hand. >> Those are all your people. >> No, we're together now. Your entire crew. raise their hand. Are you paying them.
well? >> Are you Let's talk about your finances. >> All right, guys. Thank you guys for. tuning in to Open Thoughts with Marco. and the legendary Keith Lee. >> God is amazing. He's honored to be here. >> Amazing. Won't he do it? >> Yes, he will. >> All times. >> It's Yes, he will. >> Let's talk about your finances. >> All right. And this is where we give a. round of applause, guys. Just raise it. up. This is so crazy. [applause]. Oh my god. The sack, man. >> Now that the interview is over, I give. this interview a 10, too. I give it a 10.
because he opened up about a lot and he. also was on his toes and he couldn't. hold back his laugh and I looked 25, 26, whatever he said, whatever I said. So, I. get this a 10. And I learned a lot about. Keith and I feel like I already know. him. If y'all agree with me, I compared. him to Will Smith personality where it's. just like how he stay on business, how. he get his work done, how he carry. himself. So, y'all let me know if I'm. wrong or not, where I compare him to. If. y'all think of any celebrity, I say, you.
know, I say Will Smith. personalitywise, if you can compare. them, y'all probably not going to know. what the [ __ ] I'm trying to say, but okay. [music]. [music].
