Jordyn Woods Saves Hot Dogs, Defends Karl-Anthony Towns & Tries to Sell Boots to Michelle Obama

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How do you say your real name? Jordan. I thought that was your famous. name. Okay. If I had a famous name, I wouldn't pick. Jordan. What would you pick? I don't. know. What should I pick? What do I look like? Ivory. Ivory? I've never heard that name before. All. right. So, Marco feature Ivory. So, this is who you are. You're Ivory. today. You're not who you are. So, you. step into another role. Okay, so what.

what is Ivory's career path? Uh Ivory. career path. Someone let's do something. piano player. Ooh, I love the piano. >> Yeah, so you play the piano. You're very. known to play the piano. Uh you only. perform at funerals though. So, uh you did. Let's see Oprah Winfrey channel. >> That's [ __ ] up. >> What? I mean, she's alive. Oprah Winfrey? >> No, that's my auntie name, too. Oh. >> Yeah. Okay. Uh you play a piano stylist. Like.

you actually uh. known for a piano like you play it. >> But you started off homeless, right? You. used to play in the middle of New York. And everybody used to be like, "How the. hell did she get this piano everywhere?". So, everybody used to just see you. You. >> a portable foldable piano. But yeah, that'll be it. Or I'm just dragging it. across the city. Oh yeah, by the way, it's today's national hot dog uh day, so. let's start saving our hot dogs, and we. just need to stop eating hot dogs. And. that's where we at. So, hot dogs, I am. standing with you national hot dog day.

Hello, America. And as. I told you at the beginning of the. episode, it's national hot dog day. Everything's going to be national hot. dog day. Uh. we get to sit down with Jordan. I don't. know what to expect because I don't see. too much of her personality. And um. if I can compare her personality anybody. from what I think it'll be like, I. couldn't imagine. Uh so, I don't know if I'm going to be. goofy, dingy, like serious.

So. America, I want you to pay attention and. see if I was right. Anything you want to say? Huh? Oh yeah, yeah, gift. We got gifts for. you, too. Thank you for coming. >> So, this is the first gift. We got Reese's. Ooh. This candy. So, it's. >> that one's bought you, too. That's a. gift, too. What should I open it? >> Yeah. That one. It's kind of heavy. Yeah. This is brought to you by Amazon. I'm kind of scared.

Something going to jump out, right? No. Okay. What is it? We have some. uh table candles, some little uh. What is it called? Uh tea candles? >> yeah, tea candles. And. ooh, wow. Another candle. We got another candle. Yeah, but that candle's different. I. made that one. You made this? >> Yep. There's a label on it. Yeah, I had to put my Yeah. You have a. barcode? >> Yeah. Okay. What's your company called? Candles by us. Candles by us. Us. Can I.

And then that one was a gift right. there, too. >> do a. gift? >> Yeah, you can open that one. BREAK IT. BRO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THERE? OKAY, now we got that out the way. Bro, are there any other surprises? And why. is he. I did not know he was in there. You knew. I think he got scared, too. >> No, he did. But that was good. So, you. would be good for a scary movie. See? You think I I didn't even know Uh if. you're watching this, so you can see can.

we get her in a scary movie anytime we. change our master. >> movie. That's good. Would you be in a. scary movie? I would. >> Uh-huh. But I don't Let's play that clip. back. This? Yeah. You can open that one. BREAK IT. YEAH, THAT WAS. >> NOT BE FIT FOR THIS SCARY MOVIE. >> OKAY, so oh, you got some little gifts, too. So, shoes, let's talk about it. What you got? >> Yes. So, What's by Jordan or feels weird. now cuz since I'm Ivory. So, my alter.

ego What's by Jordan. Our whole thing is. being more inclusive in the footwear. space. And a lot of these. shoes don't fit. Mhm. So, I I'm sorry, you really distracted. me with this hot dog right now. I know, it's national hot dog I mean, period. Save the hot dogs. So, for me, it was really important to create an. inclusive line of footwear. And you got. shoes here today. Can we get the shoes? >> Yeah, so I had my apparel line. And mama's bringing them in, too. Shout out to mama. Is it fine if I tell.

the world what I said you who you look. like? Yes. All right. Don't she look. like La La? Okay, so let's break down the shoe. Let. me hold it. Let me see. >> Okay. Okay. So, let's do it. All right. >> This is actually our best seller. To me, I just wanted to I mean, what size is. your foot? >> I'm not wearing this. I You already got. the costume on. And let me see. Let me. uh Do you like to say the price or don't. say it? Or just. >> You can say the price. >> guess. Uh. 160? A little bit more cuz these are real. ostrich feathers. >> Okay, so 350.

Like. You're close. You're close. On the 350 range. Uh 400? 365. >> Okay. That's good. It's worth it, too. So, we're going to do a ad read cuz I. know who we should see wearing this. right now. So, we're going to pitch it. to her, right? We're going to do it. together. Okay. All right. Michelle Obama, we would love. to see you in these shoes. Why? >> Period. Cuz you're you're that girl. Mhm. And these would look. You got to look in the camera and tell. >> Wait, which one? >> All right, we're going to start over. Hello, um Michelle Obama, this is Marco. and I'm here with my client and we would.

love to get you a What's the shoes. called? What's by Jordan? What's. >> stunt sandal. This is stunt sandal. >> Stunt sandal. Okay, stunt Stunt sandal. >> All right. Hello, world. This is Marco and I'm here. with my client and we would love to get. you a Michelle Obama. Michelle. Michelle Obama. in a stunt sandal. collection. And she's going to take over and tell. you why. Yes. Michelle, this boot is. just for you. And let me tell you why. These are real ostrich feathers. As you.

stunt through the world, the way the. feathers move, it just embodies who you. are. Powerful, strong. They're. comfortable. You can wear them all day. You deserve to be in these shoes cuz you. are that girl. That's good. Mariah Carey, I can see. her, too, wearing it. >> I can really see Mariah Carey wearing. it. Yeah, Mariah Carey. >> I would love to see Michelle Obama. wearing this. I just don't know if I can. get to. Beyoncé needs this. Yep. Put on the list. What else you got off. the top of your head? Adele. Yeah. I've never seen uh Whoopi Goldberg.

wear like girly stuff. Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah, I mean, she might like the boots. I'm wearing more. >> Yeah, Whoopi Goldberg. So, we can wear. the boots that you got that she's. wearing right now. And what are these boots called? The. ones that you got on? These are the rev. boots. So, the rev boot we have right now. We have 12 different boots, actually. So, you got a lot of businesses. How do. you do it? Like how do you keep up with. it? What's the stress? I grew up in a space where like everyone. around me kind of. either didn't have to work or knew what.

they wanted to be, and I was that one. person that didn't know what I wanted to. do. And also had to work. Like when I. was 15, I went and got a job at the. mall. Retail. And did you quit? >> Yeah, I did. >> How did you feel to be a quitter? See, look, all right, I worked at. Popeyes, right? And I had a douchebag. quit on me. And you know what's crazy? When you quit on people, you leave all. the work to the next person. So, I had. to season over 100 pieces of chicken on. Mardi Gras weekend. So, whoever you quit. on, you never know what you left them. with. Folding clothes. No.

And look at that. They had to do that. anyways. >> No, but you left a lot of more folding. clothes. There was It's okay. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, look. Oh yeah, we. got call girl, right? No, this is call. So, we got advice from people. >> Oh, I'm already on edge. >> Are you good? So, look, that's going to. be some people I got a hotline. So, people call in and they ask for advice. So, we're going to hear what they got to. say and then we're going to go over it. You ready? Okay. Let's see the first. guy. Hey, Dez, man. I'm from Dallas, Texas.

And. I need your opinion on what I should do, man. Like. I'm a stepfather to six kids. None of. the kids are mine. Yeah, she got six different baby. daddies. I don't have any kids. So, I'm like, man, I want a kid of my own. She said. she's not having no more kids. All. right, you can pause that. Let's come up with this together. Okay. >> Well, if she has six Right. she'd. probably be down to have seven. I got. it. I know everybody. Okay, just like. she quit on that job, I think she thinks.

that you should quit and just leave and. go get better cuz the grass is greener. on the other side. >> No. No. >> But you quit on your job, right? You. quit your job. >> not about jobs. It's about kids. So, are. you taking a man with six kids? I'm with a man with zero kids. >> I But would you ever in life? No, you. ain't. So, look, so the thing about. having six kids, you got to deal with. six different personalities. And it's a. gamble, right? Cuz my kids. >> And then it's a gamble cuz one of them. could be special. What car do you even. drive at that point? >> Ooh. Somebody you left behind. So,

Editor, know I got zero kids. Yeah. >> yeah. >> Zero kids. Yeah, he got zero kids. Yeah. I'm not I don't have to think about. these situations, but I'd love to help. him. I had talked to a girl with a kid. before. She had two kids. Okay. And I. went to see see her. The baby daddy was. there. Yeah, she put her hands on me. What was that? They was twins. One of. them was three, one of them was seven. She had twins. Okay. What? Did they look alike? One was black, one was white. Yeah, I.

think you just go for anything. I mean, I didn't either, but who am I to argue? >> So anyways, what was Who was the dad? Uh. it's a dude. He put his hands on me. And. but that's another story. >> Are you okay? Yeah, I'm not for real. Do. you need therapy? Oh, we got another. one. Okay, another one. What's the next. one? >> with that. Oh damn, I didn't even give. him advice. Just hold on. Who's this? My ex-boyfriend is a Leo. Yeah, that's a. Leo's three white. >> And I'm calling because I'm sad, like my. like my man dumped me through a text.

message on Wednesday night. And the hard part is we're next door. neighbors. So I literally see him, his car every. day, the places in which we've made love. on this block. I can't sleep my front. door without thinking about the last. year of my life. And before him, I was. celibate. So it's like what do I do? What should she do? Like. She don't look outside. Yeah. Or you can.

buy. >> Move. You'll buy the boots, too. >> You'll buy the boots. >> like get your red boots, your stun. sandals, and stun on these hoes because. I That's that. >> Like do the stun on these hoes again. >> Stun on these hoes. Yeah, do it like. more realistic. Like stun on these hoes. like that. You can't smile. I smile. >> I know, you got to look mad. >> hoes. Is that better? It was dry. Stun on these [ __ ] hoes. Like.

that. Simple. Stun on these hoes. >> on this show. Kids watch this. >> I didn't even I. We don't allow no cussing on this damn. podcast. >> I know, but I'm saying kids. So if. there's kids watching this. >> then you need to. >> You just did that like eight times. I'mma cut my part out. I don't know where they had jump out the. box, but I got scared, too. Uh that was. scary. And I'm glad that got out of the way cuz. it scared her. And. I think after that she was kind of on. her feet now, so she had her guard up.

Uh going into the episode. I thought about like, you know, man. things getting funny. I was right. Um. her and Kat make a good couple. A good pair. So, and I respect her businesses. Uh she. got a lot of businesses. And. uh if you're not eating, stop and get. you something to eat right now. And you don't pause the episode, then. come back and finish it so you can. actually see how the episode end.

Don't eat a hot dog. I want to figure out to start doing. product. It's kind of it's it's it's. very it's not easy. What do you think. the products would be? Mhm, hot dogs. I thought we were saving them. We're not. eating them. But I need to let people. know like it's important to like get. them just to have them. So you're part of the problem. No, I don't eat them. I have a Can I We got hot dogs? >> they just died for no reason. No, they're not dying.

It's okay to have Like me, I carry these. around. Thank you. I brought these all. the way from Kansas City. One more. >> If that's representation of the food you. got there, I think I'm good. I know, that's why I hold it. It looks a. little dry. >> I've been holding them for a little. while. It's been 3 months. Yeah, they don't look one drop of. moisture. >> different about these ones? You can put. some in your pocket. Do you need help? No, I got it.

Now that hot dog just died in vain. No, it didn't. This is called a pocket dog. I dare you to go to the basketball game. and pull that out of your pocket. I'll do. Or how about. >> any pets? Any pets? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, two. What you got? I have a dog. and a cat. >> Wow, part of the problem. What's the part of the problem? >> You know hot dogs come from dogs. No, they don't. They do. >> dog is not a dog. >> Where do you think hot dogs come from?

Cows, pigs. >> They're not. So what would we call a cow. dog? You don't make any sense. >> good point. >> Right. So the hot dog. >> a dog. >> Yes, it is. >> It is not. >> No, where'd you learn that from? Where do you think No, because it's not. they. >> I've seen videos. You seen videos. So. you looked up where hot dogs come from. out of your whole life. >> Have you been on TikTok? Like you things. just pop up. And they show. >> Like you wish you never saw it. Like I. saw a video about milk and I was like, I. wish I never saw that. Yeah, do you.

drink milk? Um not specifically, no. >> What is your eating routine like? What. do you eat? I have like some scrambled eggs or Mhm. And then I'll just eat lunch like some. type of bowl with like protein or sweet. potato, rice, something. Sushi. Do you do like uh pickleball, anything, tennis, any sports? >> Yeah, I do. What's your favorite sport? Mhm. To play, probably tennis. Mhm. You know. a lot about basketball? Yeah. All right, name all the uh guards. All of them?

>> Yep. Shooting guard and what else? Oh, like positions or people in the. league? >> Positions. Oh, I was about to be like. Like the guards, shooting guard, like. Point guard, shooting guard, power. forward, center. I'm missing one cuz I. know there's five. Mhm. Shh. There Small forward. Small forward? Mhm. What is your favorite position like to. see when you watch TV? Um. I. >> Shooting guard? No. What position?

Center? Okay. >> power forward. It doubles like. >> a trick question. >> I like a versatile player. Mhm. >> Like can do power forward and center. Okay. All right, that's dope. Mhm. I. used to play basketball. Really? Yeah, but what cuz I would got a. scholarship for uh. LSU. for 1.5 million, but I turned it down. I'm good. Feel like I've heard this. story before. Oh. All right, uh. how's I don't know. It's like in my. memory somewhere. Maybe like this popped.

up on my TikTok or something. >> it didn't. Um Yeah. >> Yeah, it didn't work out. No, it didn't. It was school cuz I was in special ed. Okay. Yeah. We love that. Look at you. now. >> I was a re-180. So but it was all right. I learned a lot. of special stuff, so I learned how to. read six books. So at one time. >> one? My favorite book is Harry Potter. and the uh Chamber of Secrets. Did you. watch the movie? Yeah. I just watched it. during COVID. Like all of them. Harry.

Potter was a bad kid when you really. look at it. >> You think he was bad? I think he just. had a troubled past. Yeah, but I feel. like the Harry Potter was one of them. ones like it was more to the story if. you like passed it. Like the story they. was giving you. >> you know, the one is always troubled a. little. >> Yeah. He's different. Well, I love that. Yeah. Do you still read? Favorite artists, like R&B artists. Ooh. It's so hard. I love R&B. SZA, you got.

Summer Walker. First one that comes to. mind for some reason, Jazmine Sullivan. Mhm. That's the one That's the lady that's. saying I'm not scared of lions and. tigers and bears. >> Yep. She's [ __ ] lying. I mean, maybe she just hasn't met them. It's a metaphor. >> But you listen to somebody that says. she's not afraid of lions and tigers and. bears, but I'm scared of loving you. I. mean, must be scary. Right? Who was it. Who was that? Freddy Krueger? I don't. know who the hell she's talking to. Like. but to be scared of li- like lions,

bears. So [ __ ] cat. >> I actually just met a cheetah the other. day. You met a cheetah? How was it? It. like attacked me, low-key. What. happened? Tell me to it. It was a baby. cheetah? >> Yeah. Oh. You used to eat hot chips? Not really. That's your problem. That's. what it was. Spilled hot chips on you. You can't eat hot chips and go around a. cheetah. >> I didn't eat hot chips. >> You ate it before, though. >> No, I don't eat hot chips. >> You would never ate a hot chip in life. I have, but like a hot cheetah? >> Yeah. Yeah, but I don't eat that. >> what it was. You can't eat that, though.

But I don't. >> But you have. Once in life. >> That's the problem. Okay. Yeah. It was. You want to know the real problem? No, I. don't. I was wearing sandals. Oh, wow. Your feet were out. >> Yeah. Yeah. So you think that was the real problem? No, that's what they told me. >> Wow. You let them tell you anything, right? >> No, I wasn't at a zoo or anything. Excuse me. You got water on them. They get a little. dry. That.

is disgusting. They're hot dogs. You got. to keep water on them. Um no, I'm fine. Uh overall, I feel like. your energy is very dope. I feel like. you just like really. Like Do you feel like the internet gets. your energy sometimes or you keep your. person your silly side like to yourself? I keep it to myself. >> Are you going to start showing it? I. feel like it's important. How? Uh start. creating more TikToks. It's like hard to. show my personality just putting the. phone up. Like I need help. You the.

phone. Like just put it up and be like. Yeah, like get ready with me. Do a get. ready with me today. >> Yeah, but okay. >> The makeup routine. Mhm. Show them that. and then you can do the. >> makeup myself today. Yeah. Amazing job. >> I was going to film it. >> You should do like a story time about. like how a cheetah almost attacked you. Like different stuff. People. >> Story time about how I was on Funny. Marco and he dumped water all over these. Not that. No. That's not a good That's. not a good story. Cuz then I'll get. looked at different if they don't see me. in a whole hot dog costume. Okay. But I.

just feel like people should see more of. your personality. And it also helps. like, oh wow, like cuz nowadays people. just want to judge people just like, oh, whatever. But it's like when they see. that you're down to earth, it's like, oh, she really that, you know? I know. Everyone Not to gas myself up, but. everyone meets me and they're like, I. didn't know you had this side. Mhm, I. didn't know either. They're like, I. don't know what I thought of you, but it. wasn't this. Also, like Carl and I will. work with people everything. They're. like, you guys are so chill, so nice, so.

regular. We just be chilling. And then. Carl switches voice a lot, too. I mean, it depends on the time of day, how he feels when he wakes up. >> know, that's not okay with me, you know? What's not okay with you? You're here in. a hot dog costume. What's not okay? Um. Yeah, it's not okay for Carl to switch. his voice a lot. And I feel like it. should be one voice.

And. >> How are you going to tell someone what. voice they should have? Well, it's just. an opinion coming from a fan and a. supporter. Are you a fan? Yep. Are you a supporter? Ask me a question. Okay, what was his highest scored What. was the most points he's ever scored in. a game? >> Uh was it like 46? No. Last season it. >> 50 It was It was a high It was a high It. was a ball hog, right? He didn't pass it. that time, right? He's a ball hog. He's. actually not a ball hog if you watch the. games. Yeah, he scores a lot of points. Yeah. Yeah. He gets mad. He gets fouled,

he'll say, "Fuck." I'm like, "Why are. you cussing?" Yeah, if you came home. with gashes on your arm, too, and didn't. get any calls, you'd feel the same. >> Yeah, he should have turned his head. Like sometimes they talk like that. >> What do you think he should do? So, if. you were him, what would you do? Okay, I. was Carl for one day. Yeah. I would. First off, I'm tall now. Okay. Different. Period. >> handsome. Period. Yeah. And um. I would probably first off by becoming. my best friend cuz Marco's still alive.

Save me about 40,000. All right, cuz I'm a good person. What would you do with that? What, the. 40,000? Uh go back to the hot dog. community. I I need to find you a nonprofit for hot. dogs. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't I need a profit. Well, if. that's the case. >> for no reason. >> Nonprofit can be profitable. Yeah, but I. ain't know that. Mhm. Uh. If you do it right. Uh you know, uh I feel like he should get braids, get. braids. He had braids before.

>> Yeah, get them back. You think? >> Yeah. Okay. And you know, just. do a different sport. Play baseball, retire from basketball, do baseball, do. different sports. >> You think he's actually really good at. baseball? Yep. Dominican. Mhm. It must be a Dominican. thing. Um. >> Oh, I heard you was a. uh I'm your number one favorite. comedian. Now, tell me something about. me, right? I. think feelings could grow, you know? >> Yeah, I know. Tell me something about. me. I'm your favorite comedian. Name. your favorite comedian.

>> City. Name your favorite comedians. worldwide. Top three. Um. Dave Chappelle. Okay, that's a good one. Who else? Honestly, Funny Marco. Have you heard of him? Why do you say it. like that? Like like Uh he's still like. up and coming, you know? Have you heard of him? You like Juskey? He's cool. Yeah.

You got to get rid of one, me or Juskey, who would it be? I mean. >> Why are you taking so long? No, I'm just like you're putting me in a. position, but obviously. >> of position? I'm I'm picking Funny Marco. But Juskey is a good content creator. Yeah, that is so good for him, but I. have to pick one. I Look, I'm sitting. here with you, so. >> Mhm. I'm not at Could've Been Records. Oh, wow. Promote a show, right? You brought him up. I did.

Okay. It's dope. What are three things that. people don't know about you that you'd. like to share on this show that you've. never said publicly? What do you think? Mom, what do people. not know about me that you think they. should know? You're funny as hell. What you got, Cat? >> Or maybe I should change your name Funny. Jordan. She's a great chef, too. Oh, so. you know how to cook? Is it good? >> like really good chef. Really good at. math. Show me hot dogs. >> No. I had to get rid of the chef because. she cooks so well. Okay. Yeah, I can. cook. What else? >> math.

Okay. >> Okay, no. Are you really good at math? You use the nerd in school? I was. Oh. Yeah. Every math problem I did No, no, no, don't. >> No, 5 * 5? She could sing. 25. >> Oh, yeah, she said. Oh, you can sing? Yeah. Okay, so let's sing. No. See, this is why I'm scared to tell my. talent. So, what's. Really competitive? This is nice. >> We're very competitive. Like competitive. with the camera? Mom, can you come on. camera? Sit right here. You don't mind? Mom's going to sit right. here. And then I'm going to just chill.

like right here. Oh, [ __ ] We going to make this [ __ ]. work. But you know what? I usually have a. baseball hat on, so can I put a baseball. hat on? You want it on? Yeah, cuz I. always have one on. I want people to see. you. >> Put your hat right there. You want it to. be genuinely me, like. Is that going to break? And my name's. Elizabeth. Maybe. >> I know, I'm okay. Okay, let's see. Am I. good right here? What do we think? Unless you have a Unless you have a hot. dog hat, I can wear. Oh, no, this is. fine. I want to know, how'd you know. when she was going to be a special like. star? What'd you know? What was like. She's that one. Yeah. How'd you know?

What did she do growing up? She was just. always unapologetically herself. Mhm. You can't go wrong when you you have. that. I would like cuz I was what, number second out of the My mama got. four kids, and I was the second one. >> Same. Yeah. Middle child. They didn't expect me to be [ __ ] And. not that I think I'm [ __ ] now. Uh it's just like something like like. it's still like the [ __ ] still popping. You get what I'm saying? Where's your. siblings at? You got like different type. of celebrities, right? >> on your own show with a hot dog costume.

on. Yeah, it's different. >> Proud of you. Yeah, proud of you, too. I. think I'm going to do a podcast. Would. you come on it? Yeah, definitely would. It should be called like people that's. barely making it. Meaning me or you? Like what. Both of us. Yeah, no, just me. You. already made it. You're good. You don't. got to work. >> I'm Oh, no. Are you kidding me? You got. to work? >> I'm in those trenches grinding every. day. What are you talking about? No, but I'm in the trenches grinding. every day. >> think you know what the trenches is. I. think we both We got a different.

different idea of trenches. All right, what do you think Do you know what the. trenches is? Let's ask her. What is the. idea of trenches to you? Are we talking. about an actual trench definition? >> like. >> Or the trenches? >> Yeah. The ghetto. The ghetto or the gutter? Yeah. Okay, I I said trenches like. trenches I know about digging and being. in the trench. Oh, no, I'm talking about. the ghetto. What's the difference? I. want to see here. Okay. I could imagine. What, it's painted? I don't want to.

offend anyone. >> No, you're not offending. It's just what. it is. So, the ghetto to me is um you. got little trash. in front yard. Uh you got. >> issues. Yep. Uh what was that? Uh. Section 8. My mama was on Section 8. I. was there. Our rent was $56. And when I. tell y'all, she was late sometimes. I. was like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?". Okay, um I'm sorry I took your seat. >> No, you didn't take it. Remember I. offered it to you. >> I know. Sorry. I No, you're fine. We're. together.

I mean, because I'm going to start. wrapping it. >> Mhm. And you are a single or you in a. relationship? No. You married? I don't. date at all. Oh, yeah. What am I going. to do? She wants to. I would love to. There's just nothing to take. >> What's your type? Too young. I'm single. You might be too old. How old are you? No, I'm just kidding. No, I not that you look old. She's just. I'm saying, "What the [ __ ] did that. mean?" Can you I don't ever date, but. when I do, I guess I tend to date them.

young. However, >> know. I'm. I'm single. Okay, I am, too. Right. So, I feel like. What should What do you like to go out. to eat? Hot dogs. Okay, we're done. Thank you guys for tuning in. And then. you just follow me up. Y'all can follow. me up. Y'all ready? Okay. >> All right. Thank you guys for tuning in. Thank you guys for tuning in. Do the mhm. Thank you guys for tuning in.

Thank you guys for tuning in. >> do the mhm. All right. No, we all. together. So, everything I say like like. Simon says. All right, thank you guys. for tuning in. And to the show And to the show. >> the show And everybody out there. watching And everybody out there. watching It's very important that you. love yourself. It's very important you. love yourself. >> yourself. And you don't love yourself. unless you get these boots. And. >> you loved yourself, you would get these. boots. And I'm going to have to. get those boots. Uh big mama love moms.

Have a positive message. Always be. yourself. Don't ever apologize for being. yourself. Your individuality is your. greatest gift. You were born with this. body for a reason. Own it. Own who you. are. You will overcome whatever you're going. through, and everything is just a. moment. Cat, what's your message? Stay in the present. Enjoy the moment. Yep, as back to my message is what I. want y'all to do is stay present, enjoy.

the moment. And it's important to be you. and always be happy, and put life in. front of you, and you know, believe in. God and Jesus. And uh listen to Kirk Franklin. sometimes. Messages to the hot dog. eaters out there, if you eating hot. dogs, just know realize it's not good. for you to How would you feel if. somebody picked picked you up, put you. in the oven, and and put you in a bowl. of water, and put you in a bun, and ate. you? How would you like that? You're. going to be mad. >> who eat hot dogs shouldn't watch your. show? Uh no no, not that. No, no, I feel like.

they should know. If you do eat hot. dogs, watch the show. >> Get you a plate. Don't eat hot dog Okay. And sit down and watch the show. >> I get why Okay, I see why this work. Okay. Um I want you guys to understand. eating hot dogs is not okay. And deep. down inside, if I was a hot dog, I. wouldn't want to be ate. To be honest? Eaten. You don't want to be If you think the. boiling part is bad, You know, all right. All right, we're all right, we're going to block. out all the background noise because. there's nothing but just people that.

don't know. Yep, whoever's in the. background does not count. Yes. All. right, got you. >> He said he doesn't want to be ate. >> don't have a mic on, I don't think you. should be talking. So, we're up here with the queens right. now. Uh well, one. queens as in them two, not me. Sorry. You're really funny. If you think that. boiling a hot dog is bad, wait till you. find out how they're made. Yeah, from dogs. Well, now that the interview is over, she's gone. Uh Jordan, if you watch. this, I give your interview I give it a nine.

out of 10. Uh because you going you went in with, you know, you know, like. like, "Oh my god, I think he's going to. be this or that." So, I went in like, "Oh my god, I think she's going to be. this or that." So, I went in judging. You didn't. So, uh I'm going to lose. there. You're a winner. And make sure you get Jordan boots. Those boots are. Phil's exclusive and real leather, real. fur. So, make sure you get the boots, women, men, whatever you want. Um. yeah, thank you, Jordan, for coming.

And if you're her fan base or if you're. now starting to love Jordan, thank you. for watching the episode. Uh. do I like you? No. Do you like me? I don't care. I'm just a man and a hot dog, too. So. This is where we end it. And it just shuts off like a television. I want it to shut off like. like close down and shut off like old TV. shows. [Music].