Jordan From The Bernie Mac Show Is All Grown Up - Rare Interview With Jeremy Suarez
wave. >> See, let me tell you a story. Uncle Barney has been trying to get him. laid for years, and he's still a virgin. He's 30-something. >> Oh. >> Right? And that's what I said. You see. his attire? He's trying to get it. together. He's like an H&M. >> Oh. >> mechanic. Now, what I'm trying to tell. you is he needs help how to let himself. out and express himself. And that's why. I want you here cuz you've been here for. many. years. >> I consider that a compliment.
>> Yeah, it is. It's a blessing. >> He survived. >> And it of course wisdom comes along with. it. >> She survived. >> [music]. [music]. >> What's up, brother? >> Nice to meet you. >> Good to meet you, homie. >> Look at you. >> Hey. >> You got your Don- the Don's on. What. kind of shoes called? >> [ __ ] I don't know. >> I don't know. >> What kind of shoes called? >> These are.
Steve Madden shoes. You got a leprechaun. in the hood. >> [laughter]. >> Hey, that's what's up. >> We got the same shirt on. We got the. little same little shirt on. >> tight [ __ ]. >> You cuss? >> A little bit. >> What's your favorite cuss word? >> Oh, that's a that's a good one. Oh, I. really like uh. I think two the two short one. I think. that's. >> Which one? What's that? >> Come on. You got to say it. >> You ready? >> Yeah. >> You ready? >> [ __ ]. >> later. >> Say it. >> That's my favorite word. >> Say it. >> Mhm. >> Come on, I'll say it. [ __ ]. >> [ __ ]. >> [ __ ]. >> Nah, I'm good. >> Come on, let's go. Come. >> the category.
>> You ain't. Did you have one more to say it? >> All right. >> Say it. >> [ __ ] All right, there you go. >> Yes. >> That's what's up. Man, I'm happy to meet. you, man. This is actually an honor. [laughter] to sit down with you. >> Hey, it's really cool to be here, man. Thanks for having me, brother. >> You still look the same. >> Hey. >> Look at you. You ain't changed. >> Yeah. >> That's what's up, man. >> Hey. >> This is a man it's an honor. Like. overall just watching you you always. being you unique. How do did get How did. you get cast it for that role? Like how. do you cast. for like something perfect and.
legendary? >> Eesh. Um all right, man. It was a cool. one cuz it was like. maybe like three or four interviews. compared to like most regular like roles. I've gone out for. It's like one or two. interviews. >> the kids look like you? Did they all. have glasses on? >> Yeah, but they were the less handsome. ones. [music]. >> Uh-huh. Yeah. No, you ain't fly guy. >> Hey. >> You look like your daddy or mama. >> No. >> [music]. >> I think we look like. >> Who? >> Me and you. >> Well, I mean, if you say it cuz God made. us the same. >> Hey, you know what?
>> That's what it is. Hey, and that's what. I said. Sometimes it ain't about how we. look in the face, it's about in our. heart. >> Preach. [music]. >> Yeah. That's what's up. >> You wise. >> How's your life? So like overall going. through that journey in acting and being. on there? What's like was it hard to be. consistently working at that young age. and being on set sitting in trainer. trailers? >> I thought it was fun, man. I mean, I. think like uh. >> You was bad as hell. >> Yeah, I'm still bad. I mean, you just. have me sitting my face. >> You just. >> Uh not that one. That's uh.
Nah. Next question. >> Okay. All right. But no, that that was. like in that moment and okay, was there. any episodes where you were like you got. irritated of moment that you could talk. about like man when laugh? Like you ever. get into it with the sisters? >> No. >> I mean, you never got in trouble. Like. what the hell or you felt like this is. back story like this like man, that was. a that was a day to remember. What was. the day say? >> Okay, we had. we had a day that we were filming in a.
tree house and we were like up in an. actual tree house. >> Yeah, right when you went up there. >> Yeah, and it was like 102° outside. So. like we had like four people crammed. inside this actual tree house. You know, they got the camera equipment, they got. the lights, they got the sound stuff. It's it's like crazy. And it's like so. hot and just as it's progressively. getting hotter and hotter, you know, you're forgetting more lines, and it's. just one of those like, okay, this is. never going to end. So, I think that's. about it. I mean, if it's not like crazy. >> Bernie off of you was in there?
>> Oh, man, we all were I mean, at that. point we were dying. So, >> Okay. What did he say to Bernie cuz he. out? What did he say? >> Oh, no, Bernie was cool. Bernie like. never lost his cool. Bernie was like. super like. Bernie was so polished, man. Like he. woke up funny and went to sleep funny. So, like you couldn't throw anything at. Bernie to like ever get him off kilter, man. It was amazing. >> Yeah, for real. >> That's amazing. So, like what about. Vanessa? Did y'all ever get into it in. real life? >> Yeah, and I'm her actual sister. That's. my actual sister. Like we we we.
I actually talked to Camille like. 3 weeks ago? >> Uh-huh. >> Yeah. So, I mean, I'm sure I pissed her. off. I don't know about it, but I'm sure. I have. >> Cuz you used to piss off people, but it. was a happy life cuz you was the one. that was supposed to be bad on there. >> Everybody got a little bad cousin. Everybody got like that in their family. So, hey, somebody got to be it. >> Yeah. >> That's me. >> This show is sponsored by Liquid I.V. As. you all know, LeBron James is my dad. I'm just the the child he doesn't talk. about. So, I have basketball skills. I. love playing basketball. The thing about.
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>> I'm 35 now. >> Damn, you don't look like it. >> What you mean damn? I am old? >> No, like you don't look like it. Like. you look younger. Like you just still. you still look like. Jordan. >> All right, yeah. That's cool. Yeah. It's just like you never. >> Wow. >> I mean, like medically not going to grow. like, you know, like Benjamin Button not. going to grow or just like regular not. going to grow? >> Uh just like it's like you like it's. just you just look like you. Like you. don't age. >> Hey, that's cool. That's cool. I'll take. it I'll take looking young for a few.
more years. >> And even funnier, that's what said I. made it I I journeyed to find your. Instagram. You don't post on social. media like that. >> Nah, not really. >> really like social media? >> When you going to see me, it's going to. be cuz I'm doing the I'm doing my [ __ ]. And if not, like I'm just out. >> Oh, you cursed. >> Damn, that wasn't my favorite word. >> Yeah. >> All right, I'm going to let that slide. But, um. ultimately, like if you don't see me, I'm out somewhere living my life. And if. you see me, it's cuz I'm doing the most. >> Yeah. Are you in a relationship? >> Yeah. [music]. >> You are?
>> Mhm. >> That's what's up, man. How long has it been? >> Ooh, I've been in a been in my. relationship for [music]. 11 years. Yeah. >> 11 years. >> 11 years. >> Wow, so 11 years, you know how to like. like just be focused and stay in. something. Like that's dope. Like what. what's some things that you can teach me. moving forward? Like I want to get in a. relationship. What's some things that. you had to change that like men we have. to work on? >> I had to stop wearing Steve Madden. shoes. That was the first thing. They. told me no more of that. >> Okay. Get rid of fancy shoes.
>> Yeah, fancy shoes. >> Yeah, you start wearing like you look. like one of them uh. >> The regular shoes. The ones with the. laces. >> Like pilgrims. >> Pilgrims? >> What's them things that be dancing like. >> No, that's the leprechaun shoes, man. >> How long you been having them? >> I don't know. >> That's them them shoes that I'm going to. put my foot up your ass. Like literally. look like. >> Dude, that's that's that's that's that. thing right there. >> Yes. >> That's That's booty crack. >> Yep, that's what it is. It's cracked up. Them shoes are cracked up. >> Thank you. >> That's it. >> [laughter]. >> Man, that is so amazing. Then you fly.
like you just all raw. So, did you know. about me when I reached out to you? Like. what did you think like when I said. something to you? Did you think anything. about. >> I was actually like. I was waiting for the call. I was. waiting for it. Cuz I saw the show. I. just been seeing the I've been watching. every episode. >> Name your favorite one. >> The one where you were the pickle. >> I've never been a pickle. >> You were a pickle. On the episode I watched. >> Well, who who else was on there? >> It was you and it was um. It was Batman and. I ain't never seen the show. I'm sorry.
But, I'm. I'm happy to be here, though. >> [music]. >> That's. >> Yeah. >> You funny Marcus Garvey, right? Michael's probably Michael. >> Oh. >> [laughter]. >> You're really good, man. And that's. why I know you're not like a sensitive. person like me. Like my filter goes like. far. [music]. Like you know what I'm saying? >> What do you mean your filter go far? >> Have you ever run from the police. before? >> I mean. they never caught me. >> Yeah. And then so what do you do on a daily. base? Like what's your week What's the.
last week look like? Monday what did you. do? >> Monday I fought crime. >> [music]. >> Wednesday I was future. >> Mhm. >> And then Thursday. I went to In-N-Out. >> What was the last time you like hugged. somebody like you was happy to see them? >> When I saw you. >> Yeah. >> That was. That's my dream, man. >> That's what's up. >> Number one. >> How much do you pay for haircuts? >> Oh, too much. >> How much? >> All of them are too much. >> Too much? >> How much? >> Come on. Come on, man. Don't 200? >> 150? 80?
>> I go to Supercuts. It's all good. >> Are you cheap? >> What? >> You cheap? >> No, I'm frugal. >> What the [ __ ] frugal mean? >> It's It It mean cheap. >> What music do you listen to? >> Man, your album. >> Oh, you going to go there, right? >> Sing a single couple bars. >> I would do it. The thing is I really want to I'm going. to be your friend. We going to be. friends. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I actually got a date for you.
>> Oh, all right. What can we What [music] kind. of date? What we talking about? >> I know your type. I know what you like. >> Okay. >> So I got somebody for you. Don't [ __ ]. this up. >> How you doing? >> Hi. This is Jordan. You You can sit. right here. This is Jordan right here. So he's a single man and he's looking. for love and if you can give him advice. on what he can do in a relationship to. get a woman like you. >> I I need your help. >> All right. Well, I'd be happy to help. >> Thank you. >> What advice? >> I start with? What Is it Is it the. >> [music].
>> Is it the the jacket. that's going to make the difference? >> Not going to be the jacket. >> Okay. [music] Okay, not the jacket. Got. it. >> Well, is there something in particular. that you're looking for in a woman? >> Um [music]. >> You got to start by. having an idea in your mind. >> Okay. >> So, say you're with a woman that you are. interested in and you're going to want. to you're going to want to catch her. eye. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, what would you normally do?
>> Uh [music]. normally I I. walk up and I say, "Hi, my name is Funny. Marco." And usually they like, "Oh, for. real?" And I'll be like, "Yeah, I got a. a little show on the internet." And then. they'd be like, "Oh, what's it called?". And I'm like, "Oh, it's it's it's um. Close Thoughts.". >> thoughts? >> Close. >> [clears throat]. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> What's the show called? >> What? I I. I think. >> this might be one of your problems. So, the first thing you did is you started. talking about yourself.
>> I didn't know. >> I'm sorry, but. >> No. >> I think if you really want to. uh make a good a first impression, you have to say something about her to. her first. >> So, right now, you meet her in public, say something beautiful about her. All. right, we going to do it. She's at. Walmart, come up to her and try to talk. to her. Go action. Let's go. Let's get. into it. >> Hey, hey, uh. do you know where all the um. >> [music]. >> the canned peas are on? >> Now, that is that is an approach. You. could.
>> Take it just that approach like that. >> How about saying something about how she. looks? Like, for example, say something. about. >> say something nice about her. >> about my looks. >> Yes. >> You know, something you. Even if you can't think of anything, something you could say positive. >> Let it out. >> Uh your hair is absolutely gorgeous, baby. And I just want you to help me. find the canned peas, please. >> Thank you. >> What? You don't like white women? >> I'm not a racist.
>> You acting racist right now. >> I told her her hair is beautiful. I'm. sorry about that. >> to say? >> I really do need this piece. >> Hair is good. Hair is good. That's a. good start. >> Cuz that's a choice. You could have had. your hair any other way. But. >> You don't like white women. >> I'm sorry. They told me that I'm a. racist and so I I. >> Start off with another compliment. Let's. go. >> So. something else that you like about me. >> How could you support what they did to. my people? >> Say again? >> They told me I'm a racist. I'm sorry. I.
got to play this right now. So. >> Oh, okay. >> Say something nice, attractive to her. >> If she thinks you're a racist. it could be a problem. >> Yeah, you're right. You're right. >> It could be a problem. >> You're right. Let me try that again. >> All right. >> Something like a less a little. innocuous. >> Got you. Got you. Got you. >> And that's why I want you here cuz. you've been here for many. years. And I know that you can tell him. >> That's just not something you would. normally say, but I I got it and I take.
it as a compliment. So thank you. >> About how many years I've been on the. earth. >> said the number. >> I know, but to say many, many years. >> I said it one time. I said many. >> Okay. I consider that a compliment. So thank. >> is. It's a blessing. >> You survived. >> And then of course [clears throat]. wisdom comes along with that. >> about? She survived. What? She survived. What? Do you think she survived? >> I don't What [clears throat] did you. survive, baby?
>> Well, I I did have a. a heart event. >> I don't know. >> And I'm still here. >> Was that a event where hearts be at? >> It was [laughter] a big event. It was a. big event. >> Right. It's amazing where lovely people. go. >> Where what? >> Where lovely. >> people go. Yes, sir. You're right. Oh, wow. >> Was it on Valentine's Day? >> Starting to really like you. >> Yeah. >> [clears throat]. >> That's how you get. And he just need help. >> Yeah. See, I don't know. You. You have something special. >> to know what his favorite word is? >> No, don't tell her.
Please. >> You can tell me. >> Please, it's a cuss word. You don't know it's a cuss word. It's a cuss word. >> I bet her many, many years I can say it. That's his favorite word. >> Tell me. >> [ __ ]. That's not what you call women. I keep. telling them that. >> It's not my fault. Well, you know what? You could say it in. a joke. I did. I think you can. >> Say it in a Say it. There we go. Twice. even. Joke, right? >> woke [ __ ] around these days, you. know? So, maybe. >> I like her. >> even somebody my age, many, many years.
old. That's an everyday word. >> Are you single? >> I am single right now. >> Yeah. Ready to mingle? >> Ready. >> Yeah. So, like overall, with him being your. type, what are some things that you find. attractive about him? >> Uh well, I do like the coat, actually. What is that watch? I like that watch. >> What about the Harry Potter shoes? >> He's just got to find the right woman. >> Yes, he does, right? That's all I'm saying. All right. Same. lows and everything. Yep, the right. [ __ ] You know Steve Harvey?
>> Yes, I do. >> Yes. >> I got. >> That look like your type, Steve Harvey? >> Thank you. Yeah. [laughter] I like him. >> Yeah, he's nice. Who's [snorts] your type? >> Um. Camping or fancy hotel? >> You want to go camping or or hotel? I believe you need to leave the room. I'm staying. >> Sweet.
I'm savory. >> [snorts]. >> Ooh. Sweet. Let's go. All right. Marco, you need to leave the. room. >> No, I'm. >> As your As your older brother, I'm. telling you that. >> Older? I mean, I'm older than you. I. look older than you. >> That don't That's not how it work. >> It does. >> If I age on the earth. >> Stop talking with your eyes. You. blinking too much. >> You blinking too much. >> No, you are. You need to mind your. [ __ ] business. >> Look. Look. You ain't going to talk to. me like that in front of my woman. >> I think you better get back to the. No, I'm trying to help him.
>> Okay. Well, nice meeting you. So much. Thank you. Tell them your name. >> Lynn. >> Lynn, you were extremely helpful. >> What's your last name? >> Allinger. >> Allinger. Sound like a name. What year. were you born? >> 1952. >> I heard that a long time. That's beautiful. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> That's what? 1952? >> That's when Cracker Jacks was invented. >> Yeah. I mean, that's when life was. invented. Grass. They had the grass. >> Come on, they had grass. >> They had the internet.
You seen the internet? >> No. No internet. >> You seen the internet come, TVs. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> It's not been easy. >> What's that? >> You just made it look that way, Lynn. >> And cell phones. >> Pretty tech savvy now. >> Yeah, you know I text. >> You on Facebook? >> Yes, of course. >> What's your favorite N-word? >> My favorite N-word? >> Yes. >> Nightingale. >> What? >> Nightingale. >> Nightingale. >> Okay, that's a good one. It's a good. one.
There you go. That's it. It's a good public defender. >> Mhm. >> I- If you if you know if you ever want. to do something, you're welcome to call. me. >> Okay. Okay. >> I'd be happy I'll help you. >> Put your phone out. Take your phone out. >> [ __ ]. >> Take your phone out. >> My phone cracked. >> No, it ain't. >> And my phone cracked. >> I will fight this [ __ ] Pull it out. >> You ain't going to fight nobody. All. right, but I'm going to take that out. the phone just in case. >> What's wrong with your. >> It's cracked. >> I know. Go to the phone. Let her put her. number. >> Okay. >> Why is that your screensaver? >> Why is that your screensaver?
>> All right. >> All right, Lynn. >> You want me to put my number in? >> Lynn. >> Yes. It was the thing. >> I know you got back Let me delete. something cuz he got all these other. numbers. There you go. Put it in there. >> Okay. I'mma call you for advice, man. >> No, you're not. You're going to call to. get to know her. >> No, that's an excellent idea. >> This is number here, too. So, I called her. >> And I am free. >> Store his number in there, too. I called. you. Is ringing?
>> You got a ringtone on your phone? >> the vibration. >> Okay. >> Yep. >> Uh-oh, that's what she said. We're good. We're locked in. All right. [clears throat] I need that back, though. It's cracked. >> Thank you so much. Have a hug. Thank you. for being a wonderful person. >> It was my pleasure. >> It is, ain't it? Look at you working at. Chick-fil-A. >> Call me. >> You know it. Hello, world. I'm going to. bring you a message brought to you by. PrizePicks and also me, cuz I'm the one. talking. It's football season and guess. what? PrizePicks is the best place to. win money while watching football. The.
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>> Pudgy. >> Let me turn the light on. Guess who I'm. with. Guess who I'm with. Your favorite. actor, your favorite actor in the whole. wide world. >> Oh my god, Will Smith. >> Hey. No. >> [laughter]. >> No, that's Bernie Bernie Mac, Jordan. >> Jordan. >> Hey. >> Wow, you didn't age at all, baby. >> We up here, my [ __ ]. >> Black don't crack, does it? >> Tell the [ __ ]. Look at these shoes, Pudgy. Look, I got. the Harry Potters on. They flying in the mug.
>> Peter Pans. >> Nah, oh, what's the compliment? Yeah, yeah, the Peter Pans. All right. >> Yeah, Peter Pans. >> I had to process it cuz they've been. like they've been. >> Tell him your favorite episode. >> My favorite episode is when he became a. a cheerleader. >> [snorts]. >> When he was a cheerleader and Bernie was. Do you remember that? >> Mhm. A cheerleader? Nah. >> Yeah, you was a cheerleader and your. uncle was mad. >> That that's. I don't think that's the wrong show.
That's the wrong show, man. That's not. the show. >> That's that's that's that's Yeah, that's. the show. >> Huh? Did you see the one where I was. dressed up as a pickle? >> Yeah, that's my favorite. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man. That's what I'm saying. >> That's my favorite one. That's my. favorite. >> I think he said pickle cuz he's trying. to call you big. You should check him on. that. You ain't big. >> No, I wouldn't check him on that because. actually when I do eat a burger, I take. the pickles off. So, it don't bother me. >> [laughter].
>> What you got anything you promoting like. you got going out like you would? >> Not right now. Not right now, but I got. a I got a whole bunch of cool stuff. coming out on the on the social media. cuz I got to be on it at some point in. my life. So, I got some cool stuff ready. for it. >> What's the stuff? >> Ooh, I can't tell you. >> How we supposed to know what the stuff. is? >> to just check it out and then you going. to know what the stuff is. >> But when do we know it's coming for us. to check it out? >> to be there by the time you go check it. out. So, when you watching this, then. you can go watch that.
>> What is that though? Where is it going. to be at? BET, MTV. >> Yeah. >> Tubi. >> Mhm. Say another one. >> Netflix. >> That part. >> Oh, you got some stuff on Netflix? >> Oh. >> Huh? >> I got to keep it low. >> What you do when you get up in the. morning? >> I eat breakfast. >> I knew you didn't brush your teeth. >> Ah, caught me. Damn. >> How long did y'all film The Bernie Mac. Show? How long was it? >> I don't know. >> How many seasons did y'all do? >> Uh, I think we did six seasons, yeah.
>> Six seasons? >> Mhm. >> And like the older you got, what changed. from when you first started and towards. the end, what changed? >> Um. Man, it only got funnier. It only got. more fun to do cuz I mean you get more. comfortable in a role um the longer you. play it and so like you can take more. chances with it. You can kind of go. further off the script and it becomes I. don't know, it becomes easier over time. >> Mhm. >> That's it. That's amazing. >> Yeah. >> What's the stuff? Um anything just.
overall just me. loving like Bernie Mac and I feel like. if anybody knew him, you knew him. What. are some things that you could say about. him that you like you know got to learn. and he instilled in you? >> Man, Bernie was such a hard worker. Like. honestly, like he showed up um. he showed up Monday morning and it was. like he lived at that set you know until. Friday night and he would film all of. his confessionals at Friday night. >> [snorts]. >> So, like the amount of uh a positive.
work ethic and the amount of like. just being a good person, man, really. makes a big difference in. the type of environment that you create. And so, for me, like being able to be a. part of that was so impactful that I. really just want to do something very. similar and create good environments for. other people. >> Mhm. I would love like us to start a. show or something. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Yeah. >> That's what I'm here. >> I mean, like overall just like a television show. or spin-off or something. >> Movie. Movie like Rush Hour. >> Yeah.
>> I'm I'm. I'll be Jackie Chan. >> I can see that. >> Okay. >> And this with that being said, we got. that and then um. Okay, can you go on a little bit more of. like in acting like when it came to pay? Was you getting like do you remember. like the money when it just started. hitting you? Did that Like was that a. good thing or was something like. Like when it come to money, is that. something you could talk about when like. being acting at that age? >> Uh. >> Man. >> I luckily I was acting since before like. I even had a concept of getting paid for.
it. So, it was never really about the. money for me. It was just about showing. up and doing what I love. >> Mhm. >> Cuz like. if [snorts] you really want to make. money, go be a banker. If you want to. make art, then go be an actor. >> Mhm. >> That's how I think about it. >> Yeah. That's how I feel too. It's at the end. of the day you you going to get paid. through like you know what I'm saying? Through the universe. >> Man, look at me. I'm still eating. >> Yeah. Oh, are you? You still small. >> I ain't come here to be insulted.
>> Oh, you feel you insulted? After you. said I dress up as a pickle? Cuz you. trying to say I have acne and pimples on. my face? >> what I said at all. >> You was throwing shade and trying to say. my face look like a pickle. >> Wow, that's how you took it, huh? >> I didn't take nothing. >> You. You are so sensitive today. This not. you. This not you. >> It's not. >> It's not you. >> It's all right. >> Why are you doing your face like that? See? >> Acne, you trying to say? >> Come on. Come on. >> All right. >> Look, we got a fan We got fan mails on. here. We going to get advice from. people.
>> All right. Let's see. >> Uh this is a uh. call line where people have called in. >> Okay. >> [music]. >> What's up, friend of Michael, man? It's. 4:25 in the morning. Bro, I'm. 36 years old, man. I still live at home. with my mom. It's been a hard time. >> Yeah. >> You know, I sleep in the sofa on the. sofa in the living room. >> Okay. >> For the reason I don't call anymore, friend of Michael, cuz.
the other day, I'm having a company, and you know, I. thought my mom in the sleep cuz I don't. hear her walking. So, you know what I mean? Me and the. company, we get comfortable, and I start, you know, going down on the. girl in the living room. My mom ain't got no joke. First of all, I don't know her room. So, like she got. a sheet of this like curtain. I hear the. curtain go shh. Close. You know what I'm saying? She sleep. And. ain't no Like she going to sleep for a.
little like So, I'm in the You know, I'm. finally enjoying myself. For some reason, Michael, my mom again. snap the curtain open. She did this [ __ ]. up or snap that. And I'm laying on my. stomach like a sniper with my feet. kicking and blessing, and my mom burst. in. And first thing I see is Yeah, yeah, like you did. I don't you spell it out. And I'm up, and my face wet, and the. girl all embarrassed and [ __ ] Like. Michael, all I'm saying is a grown man.
needed privacy. >> Mhm. >> She at least could have knocked on the. curtain. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Before she came up on me. >> Yeah. >> And I felt like she was trying to. embarrass me in front of my friend. >> Mhm. >> And then my friend like I am You know, I. met the girl on Christian Mingle. >> What? >> Now. >> All right. >> Now stop it. All right. >> All right. >> What? >> So, what. >> For him? >> Yeah, they this your camera. >> Okay, got you. Got you. Um. uh. you know, you you need to put a little. red light outside the studio so that.
when, you know, people are are outside. they know that there's stuff going. >> Hell no, me. >> No, I'm the. >> You [snorts] tell him I'm going to tell. you, you tell him, all right? >> Okay. >> All right. Hey, tell him tell him. to put a little red light outside in the. curtains so that when he doing his. business, then there will be a red light. on on the outside of the curtains so. that they know. Tell him tell him. >> Hey, hey, when you do it, tell him to do. it with the red light. >> do. >> Every every every check me every. Tell him in the voice. Don't tell him. like a chipmunk. >> Don't tell him in the voice.
Come on, say it with your chest. >> No, you say it with your chest. >> Put a red light outside your god damn. door or the curtain. >> You sound like Chris Rock. Uh what's your cash app? >> I'll tell you that off camera. >> Say it right here. No, that No, cuz my fan base like to. send money to you. >> I'm good. >> Nobody's going to request nothing. >> No, they going to request. They going to. do the requesting. Okay. It's on the internet. >> You really are smart. >> [laughter].
>> All right. Well, we're. Let's give it Matter of fact, let's give it a round of applause to the. one and only Jordan. >> HEY. >> [applause]. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET INTO THE INTERVIEW. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SHUT UP. WHERE DO YOU. WANT TO start at? >> Yeah, cuz I That was a little. pre-interview. It felt good. >> Yeah. It felt good. >> All right, so let's talk a little bit. about you and what you got going on. >> [sighs]. >> You know what? I don't know. I ain't. doing nothing. I'm just I'm just posted. up waiting for you to call.
>> Posted up? You're not posted up nowhere. >> you to call. >> You ain't posted up nowhere. You not. street [ __ ]. >> years, Marco. Years. You called me what? 2 weeks ago? >> You been gone, man. >> Missing in action. >> My hurt my my feelings is hurt. >> Hurt hurt. >> Look how sad I look. >> You look just like your auntie. >> All right, y'all. Give him a round of. applause, y'all.
All right. We going to start the. interview now. >> [ __ ] we done. >> [laughter].
